The Snark Tank - #315: The Pisser of Oz

Episode Date: April 12, 2025

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Sweeney. I don't really know what happened between them. Well, it's just him, you know? It's just him. We're back from a busy week. Uh, weddings. We went to Disney, uh, for some fucking reason. Uh, it was fun, but also like, man, I'm really fucking tired still. We really over did it. Yeah. We like very much so over did it. There's some people there. Joe was there all day. Joe was there from like 7 a.m. or some shit. I'm like, I don't know. Good shape and also crazy. Also, the crazy thing is the big thing. I've seen many out of shape people commit to things that I don't really understand. We,

the part that struck me was when we had to drive them back to their car. And Joe parked literally a mile and a half away from the park. Was that way? Instead of just paying $35 for the parking. He parked outside of, he parked in a residential area from like, not near the center. It was down past the Anaheim center.

It was like the kind of Airbnb that we would rent for VidCon, you know what I mean? Yeah. Where it's like far-ish. Yeah. It's not walking distance necessarily from Disney, but you could if you wanted, if you're really committed. What, uh, yeah. Interesting. Interesting.

Yeah, that is a very interesting choice. I absolutely would not do that. Yeah. No, usually if anything, we all like would pitch in for parking or something, but he came by himself or what? No, he was with other people. I just, uh, it's just a wild. Yon Nick's just like, give me five bucks and then like, we're all good. I'm sure if just at Justin was like, I would have paid.

I believed him. I believe him. I believe him and I was wrong for believing him. Yeah, he probably said it's just a quick walk, which it's not. And then you saw the park getting smaller and smaller. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's driving in the opposite direction. Exactly.

It's just a really quick walk, which like, I feel like, I think in not, in not beating sun temperature, it probably is fine. In like fall time? Like when it's Chris with a little hoodie on? September? September, that is like a reasonable walk sort of. And it's not a good walk after the park. Still, fuck.

No. After the park. That's exactly true. Still fuck no. That's exactly true. You're already walking everywhere anyway. To the park, it's like, okay, that wakes you up. It can't be longer than 10 minutes.

If we got to walk longer than 10 minutes to do that like, like amusement part parking, you gotta walk longer than 10 minutes, man. It's going to be a bad fucking time. Yeah, especially when you leave. So it's like, yeah, just bite the bullet. You're already going there, spending an asshole. What's an extra 35 fucking dollars? That is what everyone said.

Yeah. That's insane. That's like the opposite of when people won't, like, there is plenty of parking and people won't just park further and walk when they're like waiting for a convenient parking, which is like almost never available. Yeah. So they'll circle. It's like, nigga, just park.

We would have been there already if we walked. Yeah. And like, I know some people like that. And I, uh, my friend. And as the car was moving got out of the car one time because one of my friends wouldn't stop. He was like, I'm not doing this and the car was still moving and he just

got out of the fucking car. It's crazy. Jumped up the car rolls. It's insane. But yeah, we're spent. All of us went to a wedding. It was awesome. It was a great time. It was awesome. It was a good time. Yeah, it was fun. A very risk. Which I appreciate it. It was a quick wedding. I think

that is the best experience of a wedding I've had because it was quick. It was quick. It was, um, it was It was interesting because most weddings, I, that was probably the most traditional, like, kind of wedding I've been to. Yeah. A lot of them were a lot more like low key or there was some element that was a little bit different. This one was more like, okay, the toasting. Like, it was all like, it was all like hitting like the beats, the dancing and then like, usually you'll see the viral videos of the dance number and shit.

So you had like, like, fucking the choreograph. It was like, oh, man, it's hitting. it's hitting all the beats is crazy. Yeah. The complete opposite of what I did. I went to Vegas and I'm like, niggie, do you? Nigga do you?

All right. Get the fuck out of here. All right. Get out. Get out. Quick. I was like, damn.

They were shoving me and they were shoving the other person in the ultimate direction. Yeah. Maximize. You guys almost got married the wrong people. That's how fucking that's why. That's why.

Yeah. Yeah. But that was cool though, man. Congrats to the, yeah. Nicky Ziggy. Inward. They got their name

in the credits. Yeah, Jordan and Nikki, newlyweds. Let's go. They were cooked yesterday, too. I bet. Because they hung out, they hung out, you guys hung out with them also on Monday as well. Yeah, we did. Which is insane.

I don't know why you guys hung out on Monday. I was like, what? Where? Over here or over there? Over there. Oh, so did you stay in the area? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Because I had no way back and I didn't think about it because I had, I drank of it. Dude, either. We told you that. We were like, I was drinking. I think I blacked out a little bit. When we were on the way, you know, when we were on the way, I sent the text of the group thinking that you were there because when the last time we spoke, you said you were going to come early because he had to.

And then you asked him like, hey, are you cool with that? And you reluctantly were like, yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah. And so I thought, okay. Oh, no. Yeah, I immediately was like, no. And like, the second I woke up that day, I was like, no, I need to sleep more. It's ridiculous.

And I don't need to be there that early. Right. There's no reason. What ended up happening was I didn't go with Lily. Lily went with the girls earlier. Oh, okay. And then I left around one something. Oh, who'd you go with?

I went with the groomsman because we didn't have to go. Because you don't have to get our hair done and everything. Right, right, right. Yeah. Why did you go with them? I told, asked him. He was like, because I was like, I'm not a groomsman.

I'm not going. So, I mean, we did you ride. I had another ride there. It wasn't a big deal. Oh, it was just like the way back.

I was like, oh shit. Oh. Yeah, literally like you live, stone's throw for me. Like you can't. Yeah, I know, I didn't think about it.

I wasn't thinking. But, uh, So you got stuck there for a night. That's great. Yeah, that's whatever. To downtown Disney and clearly probably Driking shit you guys shouldn't have done. No,

I wasn't drinking or anything. It was very chill. It was just like, you know, man, I was just kind of getting a feel for like the place because I was like, oh,

I guess I'm going to be here tomorrow. What the fuck is this? Oh. I actually think downtown Disney's a better experience for you probably than Disney World. Well, it's just like a grown-up chill spot to be in. Yeah.

It reminds you of city walk a little bit. Okay. It's an idea, I'm assuming. Where it's just like, okay, you can just wander in here. sick.

The breakfast sandwiches they got crazy. I didn't have the breakfast I had the Italian and I

twice that day I had the Italian I was like this is really fucking good Jalen bought four sandwiches and this

man of three hours It was ridiculous I looked at Is he the fucking Flash? What is this? He was also high as a kite

It was crazy I looked at my tab because I only spent like 60 bucks um the entire day yeah like 60 70 bucks

which is like less than a switch game yeah yeah yeah By quite a bit. Yeah. By the end,

20% less pretty much. Props to the, what is it? There were two, there were two coasters there that were pretty good. Oh, Guardians.

Well, I don't know about that one. Why did you like Guardian? Because that scared me the whole time. You're a bitch. A tower tower pretty much. Yeah,

yeah. It's like a, it's like a drop. You know that? It's a drop. I was thinking about that. I was like, we were on it.

We were like, we were like, oh, we can't. These rides are ruined now. Because I always think about that kid flying off. But it was like, yeah, no way.

It was weird because like they give you seatbelts and they tell you to tug on them. They tell you to like make sure that they're secure and shit. I'm just like, I just did not have faith in the seatbelt. I do every time. And so when it goes over and then it shoots you down again, you're levitating off the chair and you're like, I could smash it to the ceiling. It explode. And the second time I did it on an edible. Cool.

So I was like extra scared. You got to fuck that, dude. I did Supreme Scream one time in seventh grade. So I was like 13. And I was like, yeah, this is a one time experience. It never needs to be replicas. I survived. I didn't die. Because like it's just, it does, I don't know, I understand.

I'm also, um, you know, agorphobic. I don't like height. So it's doubly shitty for me. Oh, right, right. I'm like, fuck this. It's like, I like, to me, my favorite roller coaster, for example, is Space Mountain specifically because you just can't see the floor. Oh, dude, I hated Space Mountain for that exact reason. Really? Yeah, I was like, it was so dark the entire time. I'm like, what's the point of this? It's just moving you around to the dark. It's a fast fucking ride. It's not the, but you don't even get a sense of the speed because you're not, you can't see anything. Well, I, well, there's lights everywhere, so I'm zooming past them.

Just barely. And then, like, but they trick you in the beginning with the lights because, like, they, they zoom the lights by you faster than they're actually going. So that immediately breaks your trust in the speed of the lights. I don't know. I'm cool with it just because, like, I, I, you ever been on a, um, shit? I think it's called Ghost Rider. And, um, so, uh, Natsbury Farm. It's a wooden coaster.

And it's designed to feel like you're going to fall off in any moment. It's fucking horrible. That's what roller coasters are. No, no, no, no. This one's built purely out of wood to feel creaky. And there's speakers in the in the seat that like make creaking sounds and like cracking. Yeah, and like boltbreaking. Dot mp3.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's, um, I, I just don't the, I guess the, I'm not a thrill seeker like that. So it doesn't. Yeah, I guess, I've done all like the big rides. I did what. The, um, the Six Flags in Jersey by us have, has all like, like the crazy ride like the fucking you didn't do anything credit coaster when we went to

I don't care that's the only good roller coaster there to be honest with you see the Superman ride yeah the one you stand standing up like the legs cut off so I didn't do that one because I was too bitch to do that it just there was something about it that I'm like I feel like I'm gonna be the one that's gonna jet off

this thing I always feel that way I'm too tall to do rides like I can't I'm too dog to Moxrose Coasters in there like if I was really thin I'm just too tall to do roller coasters That's crazy. So like, like too short and too tall. Like, you have, so. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions

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Hello. Listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. Wouldn't they?

What? I don't care. 5-2. So genuinely like 5-10 is a sweet spot for like being able to get on rides. This is like significant amount of people that just cannot ride them. Most people are members in that range. Most people, I think most roller coasters can accommodate smaller people because kids go on them. yeah they do

now they do anyway I remember when I was a kid like there was like a height limit does those that exist anymore I feel like I haven't seen them in a fucking long I've seen dude they were like

damn near babies going on these roller clothes and I'm like I don't know what the hell I don't know if like I guess it's easier to accommodate for smaller than it is for larger yeah

because larger would have to that's the entire redesign whereas like you really just have to clamp the thing a little bit further down yeah you know

or you can screw some balls you can a yeah you can do that wait a What did we say the kid turned into when he hit the ground? We said he hit the ground. Oh, I don't remember what he turned into this time. And then, uh, and then, uh, Nigel Thorbury for some reason. That's what it was.

That's what you said. You said, what did we say? I forgot. I could remember it. It was smashing. Oh, smashing and then it dies. It was fun. I like roller coasters, though.

Like, so for me, I'm just like, the Incredicle coaster was cool. Tower was cool. Or the Guardians, whatever. It's still the Tower, arguably. Yeah. Like, it's still horrifying. And it's. And it's.

The moment that you, you know, He take the picture when he gets to the top When he take the picture of you Chris was looking out Because he saw the whole fucking Theme park And he just looked worried It's like the picture

This I'm like I was stone faced In every picture that was on every ride Because I was just like frozen For a lot of them You were panicking You were in such a deep state of panic The Tower terror scared me

Just because like I just I'm not used to flying off the chair like that And the seatbelt is done in such a way Where it's loose enough To let you You know It's not like you're really secured in You can fly a little bit

I was just like, no, man. No. No, no, no, no, not a fun. I would do it again. I want one person to fuck up in it, so I just like hitting it and they're going back up in it again. That's what I kept thinking is like someone's going to, especially because like the seatbelt, they give you look like car seatbelts. Yeah. They look no different.

Sure. And so you're looking at it. I mean, like, damn, I could really just like, if I had intrusive thought, I could really just press on this red thing and then I'd be free flying. Yeah. You know, even accidentally. Just like my elbow hits it or something. Like, what the fuck? So don't do that.

What do you mean? Don't do that. Of course, don't do that. But what if something happens? What if? I don't know, man. They said they lock during the ride, but like, I don't know if I believe that. Yeah, I don't want, I just don't like, I don't like the idea of dying outside of my control.

That's the entire, that's all dying. Sorry. Nope, see, I'm, I'm skilled enough to avoid almost everything. Are you going to kill yourself? No, I just, well, natural causes, I'm hoping. What's out of your control still? That's out of your control also. Well, it's like, it's like, I just have a junior outside of your control.

I understand what I was saying, but it's like outside of my control, meaning that like, you know. You don't want to do something stupid and die. I could be where I'm going to be, like, say if I'm old and decrepit, it's like, all right, I'm just going to like, I'm going to go in some random stranger's house and die, you know, so I'll be, you know, a problem. Like, that's a, it's a great way to die. Like, you just go sit on their porch and die. It just die. That's what I'm saying, man, just making it. I really hoping that somebody stuffs me, like they do that taxidermy thing and they keep me in the closet.

That's kind of the thing. So like I'm gonna write it my will That one of my closest friends like keeping me in the closet It doesn't matter who just decide amongst yourselves I would just have When I die I want I don't care I don't even like just blow me up Send me to space just don't reanimate me

That's it Don't reanimity see I definitely don't want to come back I don't know see I want to come back if they can actually If it's like real comeback like I'm actually going to have consciousness And remember my past self Right otherwise and what's the point But I have a whole life though There's no homosexuals I'll be fine

But like if they just And you could stop me If you could stop me here If you could say stop me here At this moment and then Reanimate me later I might do that But if I'm like 80

Oh reanimity You know what I mean? Like just like Oh man Here's my thought I don't want another However long If you can be reanimated

I'm sure they can make you Godlike You can be feel great Yeah they can probably Like it's more about just the amount Of life lived Like I'm already bored Out of my mind

You're bored? Yeah I'm over it Really? I don't know Why you still hear him? I don't know because it's too boring.

I don't know. I don't know what to do. The other side is a little too extreme, you know? Like, I'm too extreme. I just think it's like too lame. To too bad of a reason. Like just,

oh, I'm bored. I'm gonna go jump off a building. It's like, it's like, isn't that like the perfect reason? No, I want to like,

I feel like it, I feel like, I feel like there's nothing more control than killing yourself, you know? Like that's the most like, dangerous thing to say. That's the most good control you can be,

you know, it's kind of, you know, people say like, oh, it's a coward's way out. I'm like, trust me. Your instincts keep you from killing yourself all the time when it should be

probably a good idea. So the people that go through it, you're like, that's courage, son. It's courage in the most cowardly way. It's selfish. It's selfish. But I don't think it's cowardly. It's coward the couragely dog.

It's coward to couragely dog. Exactly. Because me like, there's times where I'm so tired where I'm like, wouldn't it just be easier to not be here? Dude, I have had hangovers where I'm like, I would easily. Like, if I had and. Any way to do it quickly, I would have probably done it. And then it's just like, it keeps us here.

The brain, our instincts are like, nope, nope, don't do it. Don't do it. I don't have those no more, but I don't got the, I don't have to do it no more. That's what keeps me off of like the roller coasters. You know what I mean? For me, like, I don't, I'm so, I'm so just done, you know, like, so like, so like, like, like nothing really, I don't get scared anymore, you know? I don't have like, ah, you know, like I pick up a hot pan and I'm like, oh.

Oh. I better put it down. I better put this down. When I start, I'm smelling my own cooking meat. And I put it down then. But I don't have like, hey, don't. I think about what it's going up. Like, I think about like going inside the oven,

having someone turn it on and see if I can fight my way out of it. Because I feel like in an oven, it's harder. Like, it's harder to open the oven from inside of it than there is from outside. Oh, yeah. Sure. It's not so much harder that it would be like a fight. It's a push. What do you say?

I feel like I've always thought that. Opening an oven from the inside is harder. Do you think that there's like a lock in the oven? Is there a lock that what you from the... No, but there's nothing to trigger the lock, though. There isn't, but like, I don't know. Hickson, why would there be a lock in an oven? What?

Why would they do that? Keep victims in, I guess? I don't know. So do you think that they would do that? Do you think that that would be brought up at some point? Do you think at a certain point there wouldn't have been a lawsuit of some like kid locking himself in an oven? But that's, and then the dad didn't know. But that's that.

And then he fucking pre-heeded it. And he couldn't get out. Do you know they have Bluetooth preheating? Yeah. So that type of scenario could happen. That is wildly dangerous. Dumb kid or something gets in it, plays around, falls asleep. Stupid-ass fucking preheat the oven.

Completely jackass dad. Just finished out, I don't know, fucking playing Call of Duty for three hours straight, not talking to his wife. Yeah, I'm going to go fucking preheat it. Squealie. What's cool? I just smell so weird. Well, you'd be fine for a little bit. I just feel like Play-Doh.

You have ample time to get out of there. You have ample time to get out of an oven that's just began to preheat. You absolutely do. It's kind of insane how much time you haven't. But I'm hoping the kid gets so scared they pass out and then they cook. Oh! Passing out at the fear of something so avoidable is crazy. To me, that's what I would love to happen.

Like if something horrible is about to happen to you, like some guy, cigarette killer straps you down and he's about to gut you and stuff with no anesthesia or nothing. Like, hopefully you just pass out. Yeah. And then, you know, then he goes to town and he's bored because you're not screaming. He's like, oh, man. Slapping you and shit, like, wake up. You fucking loser.

You couldn't even scream when I put you in an oven. You didn't even wail while I was trying to cook you, you fucking dumb pig. I'm not even fighting it. Maybe he sits there like, oh, man, guess I'm in an oven. It's pre-heated to 400 degrees. Guess I'm in there. Guess this is going to be my final YouTube video, huh? Do you think he's vlogging in the oven?

I guess I'm truly baked. I guess I'm truly cooked as the kids say nowadays. I know that there's like a general survival. I know that there's a general survival instinct, but are there scenarios you can envision where like it would be just on the cusp of you even attempting to survive? You know what I mean? Like that monkey's submitting to the leopard?

Yeah, like the monkey submitting to the leopard where it's just like, it's like whatever, whatever, dude, like it might as well. This might as well happen. Suicidal monkeys. I don't know.

Like what do you do if you save the monkey? Like you save that monkey and monkey does it. He's like, I was, I don't have the will to fight. He's essentially, he's not going to eat anymore. The monkey attacks you. He's mad. Yeah. No.

That was it. The monkey is essentially, the monkey essentially in that moment is dead, right? And you've saved it, but like, he's already gone. Like, he's on all by that. He's not there anymore, you know. He's accepted death. And now he doesn't have to face it. But like, now it's just like, oh, well, what do I have left here now?

No. I was ready. Seeing a monkey clock out, like, from life is. crazy. It's done. I think about that about people who've been in comas and who come back. We're like, I wonder how they feel about it. Like, I wonder if they look at it. Probably really well, probably very

well rested. No. It's actually probably horrible. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. I'm so gone. Did people always, like, were people always in comas? What do you mean? The comas are a thing that like, like back in the day? Yeah, like, could you be in a coma in like the 1700s? Uh, aren't you

just dead at that point? No, you could probably bury a lot of them. Unless you, unless they had certain apparatuses that worked like the way that, you know, like you'd feed people in the same way. If they had things like that back in the day, which I imagine they did it. That's what I'm saying. Probably not. I can imagine that like they just like saw people was like, oh, his breath is really shallow. This is what zombies came from? Barry him. Yeah, he's done. He's gone. He's gone. Maybe. Were the idea of they buried someone when he thought was dead, but he was actually just in a coma? Oh, well, that did happen. I know that happened. Like people, people were, like, in deep sleeps or shit or shit like that.

And they would bury people where they would, I don't know, be high or they would crash out. And they would bury them. And they had, like, little bells in the, uh, in the boxes that they were buried in. So in case that they were alive, they could pull the bell. It seems like a pretty, like, oh, it seems like a really easily manipulative. That means it's happened so many times they had to do that. It happened enough times that they had to do it. But then my thing is just like, broke.

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Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there. Listening.

That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. If it's not moving, shoot it? Yeah, if you think it's dead, like, don't we like, the reason why that can't have it anymore is because we like fucking do the, the cut open and the fucking, you know, the, we drain all the blood. Yeah, we do the post. We do the post, uh, death fucking. Right.

So that I'll wake anybody up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. sure no zombies come back. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. You embalm the flesh so to make sure that it can't be properly reanimated and come back to bite us. Yeah. Thank goodness, man. Because zombies was my number one

fear for until like a, like a couple years ago. Yeah. I don't even, I can't. They're so like, 35. Yeah. There's such, there's such, they're such like, they're so problematic that it's like, it's like, it's worth supporting even being afraid of them. It's like, whatever. If it happens, happened. I could see like them like if they were to exist it would be treated as a pretty mundane thing. I guess it depends on what style is zombie.

Well not yeah not 28 days later is or shit like that like that would be a problem. No fast zombies. Yeah fast is not that's not contendable. Yeah. I think about fast zombies that it would resort and like wherever it would happen would just get nuked to fuck like it would just happen quick. Yeah. Like it wouldn't like it wouldn't even be like it'd be less than an hour. It wouldn't be a question. It'd be less than an hour of like, oh, there's like nine.

They'd be like, oh, where this place is glass. Yeah. This place is fucking wind. But slow, I could see, like, I could see slow being like almost like deer in upstate New York where it's just like, damn it. There's more zombies. We got to call the hunters from Long Island to come up and like clear it, clear out a little bit. What? Like Donna of the Dead.

Yeah, they're pretty. Yeah, they're done. Not Don, not Don. The modern ones or what are you talking about? The original Donna Dead ones are still pretty slow, but the new ones know that bad. Yeah, that's the mid-2000s. That's the rushers. But the Sean of the dead ones.

They're just kind of- Oh yeah, Sean of the dead. The land of the dead, same thing. They're slow. Except for there's that one niggott zombie. When I had a gun, he picked up a gun. He starts, like, lerting.

And he's like, oh, he gets a gun at the end. It's so, it's so stupid. I love the idea of, like, trying to figure out, like, the science of a zombie in that way where it's like, could they learn? Like, how would you justify them learning? It just... It depends how much of their brain is reactivated.

It's pretty much it. I feel like, it would be really stupid for that to happen. Sure. I imagine like zombies have to be in the same vein as like, oh, their nervous systems just doing things. Kind of like a jellyfish or something. Yeah.

You know? Right. Like, I don't even think they'd be able to go upstairs. Like, I think if like, if someone died and came back, I don't think like, like, I think stairs would stop them. It should. Slow ones? Even, well, they're like quick, but they can't like.

I feel like, how do they? No, I think a quick one would be fine. Because how, how would. Because a quick one isn't really a zombie. I understand that, right? But, like, if you, if you are dead and you come back right, you have only your base functions of, like, movement and stuff and, like, jolting around, I think the idea of, like, even standing up might elude you to a degree.

Sure. Like, walking or, like, fucking, like, all of that would just be like... My feeling was always that it would be cool if there was, like, like, a, like, an evolution to them where, like, they would start off as quick and horrifying. But over time, they would, like, decay. And, like, they would get slow. And then they would become that thing. You know what I mean?

I'm kind of... I'm, that has not been, as far as I've seen. It happens in Walking Dead, but like they don't, they don't die. It's not, doesn't happen in Walking Dead? I feel like they're always, they're slow in walking dead. Well, they're slow, but they're absolutely decaying. Yeah. So in the later seasons, they look disgusting.

Right. Which is kind of cool. At least they did that. Yeah, I like that idea. What the thing is that like, like, I don't know. For me, when it comes to the idea of zombies, always like, this is such a, like, it always ends up being like, like, what is this? This doesn't make any sense. Like, so, so much of it doesn't make sense.

It never will. They would just have the impulse to try to eat people, right? But then they would be so slow. You can stand by a ledge. Then it comes near and you move away from the ledge and just falls off. Come on. You're a comic book guy. Like, it's just like it's whatever.

Wait, you have to suspend and it. That's why it's there. That's why it's like that. It's like I was just thinking about the citizens of metropolis being like, all right, man. You know this nigga Clark and Superman. At the very least, why aren't you at least questioning it? He's too much of a doofist, but he's a doofist. Because I'm like, you know, there's plenty of people that look like other people.

I get that. Sure. Yeah. So you'd be like, oh, man, Clark can't look like saccharacter. Like Clark can't look like carrot top. Do you think it would be as effective as a disguise to just wear glasses? I mean, the thing for me with Clark is that like Clark is also stupid, right? Because it's like that's kind of bumbling.

Oh, no, no, no, that's clearly. That's clearly Superman. It's like, that is clearly Superman. But for me with Spider-Man, Spider-Man interact so heavily. He's like the same so heavy the people he knows. Like Aunt May knows What'd you just say? What did you say? What did you say? He interacts so heavily

Somehow caught it He's like he interacts so heavily With like the people like that Peter knows Right okay So it's like Aunt May There's no way Aunt May's hearing Spider-Man's voice And I'm like oh that's not my child Dude that was especially distracting when Toby was

Was Spider-Man Because like he has Nobody has that voice aside from him You know what I mean Like that's the only person in the world I don't even think I've ever heard somebody Do an impression of Toby McGuire Because it's not possible

It's barred It is distinct and unmimicable If there's a good impression Toby McGuire out there, send it to me Because I've never even seen an attempt It's not an impression There's someone who also sounds like that It would just be

It would just be Toby McGuire calling in I'm gonna have to put some dirt in your eye It's not possible It's like a reverse gravel Somehow, like I don't even know what to call it Yes, it's a frost of a voice Like a light frosting of a voice Like a light frosty is a good way

To describe it actually Like frosting of a voice Yeah So like when he's like When he when Mary Jane's like on the roof or whatever with him And he says something I think it's Spider-Man one it's like you know why I am I'm just like oh literally I'd love to do the pause

Like oh that's Peter I'm your friendly dumb name of retarded Spider-Man If you didn't have that voice If you didn't have stupid Stupid Spider-Man dumb Dumb as fuck shit And he belly flops off a building Dude when I was a little kid

He used to leave that note for people is your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? You did? No, he. I remember reading that in like comic books or like seeing it in the show and elsewhere.

Like I was in the movie as well. But I just remember not understanding that concept like that sentence conceptually. Because I've never heard like I've never heard of anybody described themselves that way. Yeah. So I just kind of thought like is he

calling himself a neighborhood? Like what does that mean? I love a child. I'm no one to judge. I'm no one to judge as a child. Like I just genuinely was like, can you call yourself? What makes somebody a neighborhood? Like, what does that mean?

Yeah. Because I don't understand the concept of a neighborhood designated thing. Because in New York, everything's everyone. Like, it's like, it makes no difference. So it's like, it's very, it was deeply confusing to me that there was a neighborhood Spider-Man. The Spider-Man not help yonkers? That's what I'm saying.

He's in Manhattan all the time. And he's from Queens. Like, what do you mean neighborhood spider? You're not, you're not really. You're everyone. Spider-Man. That's very true. He goes to the Bronx. He's using neighborhood very generally.

That's what I said. It never made sense to me. So I was like he must be calling himself a neighborhood for some reason. What is that? Is that a figure of speech I don't know yet? That's funny. I had the wherewithal to understand like maybe I just don't know this figure of speech, but I didn't have enough courage to ask what it meant. I found out way late.

You didn't want to seem stupid, but you were a kid thinking that deep, so you were already not that dumb. Yeah, but like, I felt like it would betray. It would betray myself to do it. Do you think that it originally was just supposed to be like neighbor, but it didn't sound good? Because like,

you know how... Your friendly neighbor's Spider-Man? Yeah. It just kind of sounds like something's missing, but I don't know if that's because we're so used to hearing neighborhood. I think it's the culture of New York being like this is our city, like one big city, the idea of that.

So it's like the neighborhood, Spider-Man. Friendly neighborhood. Because like, but also, because to the point where he says, I've never heard anybody say that outside of Spider-Man either, actually. When it comes to,

when it comes to, I've never heard. someone saying neighborhood referring to all of the boroughs. I've never heard someone say that. I've heard like since then like oh that's the neighborhood watch or something. You know what I mean? It's like oh that's more localized proper neighborhood

opposed to the entirety of the... That's what I'm saying. This is what drove the confusion to me when I was four five years old. It's like how Matt Murdoch don't go to Brooklyn, you know? You don't see him in Brooklyn help people out. Why? Well, because it's all gentrified now. He doesn't care about anymore. Hell's Kitchen is mega gentrified from what I remember. That's what he actually mentions that

in the show. Was a nightmare place when I was growing up. It was literally, it was like Harlem's right above house kitchen on the... It wasn't that man. It was bad. It was really bad. Same to a Brooklyn. Brooklyn was a nightmare growing up.

Now it's like, oh, it's fine. I didn't spend enough time. I already can get some nice barbecue that's all done by, you know, white guys with bearded glasses. Our artisan, hipsters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, this is a fucking pork rib and it's like a cube of meat. With like a bone flag sticking

out of it. I literally saw a tray somebody showed like oh look at my Brooklyn barbecue and everyone flame that guy so I felt bad for him because he wasn't like trying to shit on the place and it was like ew, the fuck is that you're like a barbecue and Brooklyn what the fuck you do? It is very. That's so psychotic

because it was always near the water was always the better parts of Brooklyn was getting better towards Brighton beach and everything and then like this fish would always come up and become a new member of this society. Well not because it was the Jewish people and they had money over there. That's why there's like money over and that part of it. I think it's more to do with the fish that would come up and become members of the society.

Yeah, definitely not. Definitely not. Careful. The passive careful. Stop saying that seriously. I miss that. I've been there in a long time. When are you going to go?

I'm going back to New York sometime then to this year. I was going to go in the winter. It's so weird. I mean, I do too. That's when there's the most like. Is that when the rats retreat and stuff though? You know? I guess.

Yeah, actually kind of. He's all no. No, they do. They freeze into a frozen rat king. That's insane. They get elementally powered up So it's an elemental rat king Like an ice troll

But an ice rat king They do frost damage to people That's crazy They do frost and poison damage Did uh Something else happen Oh the switch The switch he switched too man

We mentioned we talked about the switch though Yeah We talked about how much it Well we talked about You have the scan You have the leak it What the price may be Oh yeah yeah

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So we sat there. listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. That like Trump is like undoing the tariffs for like everybody but China or they're putting a pause on them for that. Well, I don't know. Here's the problem with that. Because I have so I didn't have enough time to confirm this. Because it was already said once he was going to pause them. Then the White House like, no, we're not. Yeah. Because like so the stock Mars started going up a little bit and they're like no or not so it started going down again and then so now I'm seeing reports that they're going to pause it again I don't know if that's true

or not because I also saw somebody saying the White House said no again but I don't know if they were lying exactly it's a schizophrenic fucking administration the market is dictated by a hearsay yeah it's completely fake it's genuinely completely fake yeah so all you went up there with like a like a disguise or something on TV and just said some wild shit you could tank everything 100 so easily so to get impersonate the president really well and then just ruin everybody's lives. Do like a great makeup and be like, hi, I'm Elon Musk and then just like snap your neck and then like. Yeah. And then Tesla stock price shoots up. Dude, I mark my words. Mark my fucking words. When Elon Musk inevitably dies because he bullied him.

He was smart enough to bully himself to do it. Yeah, yeah. He fucking. That stock price is going to shoot so high up. It's hilarious. It is ridiculous what you're going to see. The second I hear that news, I'm investing in Tesla. by the way. I would. The second I hear that news is like all. Did you guys see the Pillars of Charity stuff where like he was trying to stream it? Oh, he streamed like the tutorial or whatever and then died.

He died a bunch. He died a bunch of the tutorial or something. Or something damn near equivalent. Actman fucking posted about it. It's insane. Stay. Fucking hard. Dude.

That's just. I'm, I'm happy to see like a general kind of, a general kind of reframing where like it seems like a lot of people are kind of just getting there. it took people way too long in my opinion everybody's money's getting fucked over there's only like I lost so much money and my 401k already awesome this is just gone I've seen a lot of people I've seen the American flag

Christian fucking emoji people talking about their 401k right and I was like wow you saw the light still too many people that are because I can't help but uh you know read some comments as soon as I see a dumb post oh yeah and I just can't help it I can't help but like I told some guy I was like you're terrifyingly stupid because he he was it was a terrifyingly it because it was just like you it okay okay this is all that how all I saw was just news um a response to the 104 percent tariff on China China's like gonna do

80 something percent tariffs sure which would obviously butt fuck us to high heaven right right and the person was like first he said no big deal it's not like we really do much trade with China anyway and then the first that was the first that was the first That is so fucking crazy. That was the first thing. And then the person, a person responded with, you idiot,

that is like where we get most of our shit. And then out loud is crazy. Saying that out loud is insane. He also, he doubles down by saying, oh, so you think, you think this is about China,

he's all you think this is about Chinese goods. He's like, you're so retarded. Like, thinking, I'm like, do you, and I'm like,

what do you, in his brain? I'm like, what do you think is happening? I have, I'm, like I said, I say terrifyingly stupid,

because I'm like, you have just as much voting power as me. You know, the thing that really bothers me about it is that, like, I think, like, idealistically, I, like, I'm, I come from a perspective where it's just like, I would love a hypothetical reality where we had nothing to do with anybody else. You know what I mean? We're like, we're just like, you know what? Yeah. Fuck getting all of our shit from everywhere else. Let's just do everything here. Let's just do it.

Fuck it. Like, dome ourselves away from everything because fuck everything. It doesn't need us. you know but that's not a real like you can't that's not how anything's going to work ever it's not realistic there there are certain places that specialize in certain things uh specialized a certain countries that specialize in certain things what i find it really funny is that joe biden was trying you know he was like all right so he was like chips like that was the thing like all right so he was doing a lot of infrastructure things and trying to bring manufacturing jobs over here and then trump

fucking dismantled that shit and i'm like brilliant and and people think he's a masterful masterful gambit. He's like, he's used to doing everything. So this is all tactical. People, I saw a guy. This guy's from South Africa, by the way,

the South African flag at least. So fucking retard. And he was like, is he white? Unfortunately, no. Half. Half.

But like. That's worse. It's worse. Anyway. But he was just like to the pause and the news about the pausing of the terrorists. He was like,

this is a brilliant plan, Trump. And I'm like, so. I think a lot of them are just shit of like, they're not even real human beings. I usually

that is algorithmically I think maybe they're getting Yeah I think so Maybe the bots are getting better Because I'll check their page To see like their traffic And see what they're interacting with And they seem real

But maybe the bots are getting better Here's the thing I don't think even if they are real people Yeah You know what I mean They're bots Like that's a bot I mean people call them NPCs for a reason

Yeah They're completely like Whatever you want to call it D programmed, reprogrammed Like I don't even know I don't even know I'm just I don't like that meme

that's been going around where it's showing Trump beating the shit out of some market guy and then on the next shot it's just him laying on the floor and I'm like this is exactly what's happening. It's pissing me off. I can't even be mad at anymore. It's just so fucking. I hope the switch does it. But there was a rumor before all this stuff happened.

What do you got? The switch was going to be I think like 550 bucks and 600 for the bundle with Mario Kart. Which is like man that would be rough. That would be a rough sell for most people. It's quite a bit, you know? Yeah. Especially when you're not massively, you know, like they ever do. There's not like they

ever massively, um, um, overhaul or upgrade their, their, uh, their hardware. I shouldn't say overhaul, but like just upgrade it into something much bigger. Yeah, I think it's about as powerful as like, powerful is like, a PS4 from what I've heard. Yeah. It's like, okay. You know, always a step behind. Cool. Just won't catch up. All right, but it's like whatever. And then tariff stuff with tariff wars going on because. puzzle components and things that we give from China. Uh, yeah. And I've already seen Amazon canceling certain shipments because they're like, uh, yeah,

we're not. We're just, we've got to figure something else out because this is going to be really problematic. And dude, most people get the shit from China. It's just, it's a dude. I saw a video, I saw a video some dude going like, see the egg prices are down. Look, the egg prices are finally down under Trump. And it was fucking, I shit you not. It was a carton of eggs for $1.69.

And I was like, that's not right. And I looked, I looked into it and it was the fucking confetti eggs for Easter. Yeah. Just like the sheer, like, what do you do with people like that? I don't, you know? The problem is, is that guy at Gryftor and he knows or is he just like, like, retarded? Yeah, like.

I don't know. It's impossible to tell him more. That Benny Johnson guy, I haven't tweeted in a while. Like, the only things I've tweeted have been about, like, marathon because I'm like kind of, like, excited about it. Hell yeah. But like, this dude comes. comes out and he goes like losing money doesn't cost you anything like he and he's like one of these like right wing like guys with like a show or whatever he was one of the ben uh one of the russian

paid ones oh he got rena how tim pool uh oh yeah yeah yeah they all got the hundreds of thousands of dollars a month yeah tenant media yeah tenet media so yeah benny johnson was one of them what a fucking idiot it's his takes or so he's obviously like a paid fucking loser who doesn't have any backbone you know he started off Somebody notified me of this That he got fired for plagiarism At BuzzFeed You have a plazer

What is like The idea of this dude plagiarized You're like, what kind of Harry Potter character are you? You're so fucking lazy, dude You can't like, you're not even writing Like really bombastic articles And you can't And like where you feel like fuck

I'm a little bit underqualified I should borrow from other No, you're writing slop And you're still have to plagiarize that. That's so insane to me. That is plagiarizing at BuzzFeed is hysterical. It is funny.

I can't get over how funny that it is like what you put Tommy Pickles as the answer for a for question two twice. Like what are you like what are you even fucking doing at BuzzFeed that you're plagiarizing anything? These people are all such losers. All of their beginnings is like they're failed at acting, writing. Yeah. Some type of something. It's always some monumental failure. Yeah.

Somehow they fucked up in some form of fashion. Another guy Michael Nolan. who was on Daily Wires. He was another failed actor and he fucking, one of his roles is playing some gay dude. Russell Brand. What do you do now?

He has the charge of him proper. He got arrested him pretty sure. Oh, yeah. It's because they've been, dude, that investigation never went away. Is that the same one from it? Yeah, it never went away. In England, they're like, yeah, we're still investigating.

It was like the same thing with Romania. I don't know what's going on with Romania, but like how they're still investigating the Tates. I'm like, all right, it's been years. I guess some things take years, even though it seems like it seems open and shut to us. Yeah. Like I saw the evidence against Russell Brand, for example,

and I'm like, what are we waiting for? Yeah. Whatever. It's not, I'm not in law enforcement or the law. Does he have to be like extradited because he's like foreign or like, what is the situation there?

It's over there. Yeah, so probably. It happened over there? I'm pretty sure. Yeah. So when he was in, um, in the UK proper,

he was doing a lot of, you know, dumb shit that he shouldn't be done. A lot of raping. Yeah. A lot of raping. Allegedly. Allegedly.

But it's why he became conservative. It's why they always do it. Maybe that's what, maybe that's what, Maybe that's who Comedy Shorts Rapist was all this time. Oh. That's a Russell Brand. That stupid accent.

They do have, they do both have silly accents. I just saw, I forgot that Comedy Shorts Rapist used to rap. Like for a while. Comptuers Gamer. It is who you're referring to, right? Dejee. Not our character that we created? Wait, who we're talking about again?

Charger's Gamer used to rap? So, Dejy, well, so, so he wasn't comedy shorts. Seriously? He wasn't comedy shorts. rapist at the time, right? Right. So he's transitioned to...

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She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. and she replies with a low listen so we sat there listening that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full

Hershey's it's your happy place what do you um you keep Dejy I was I was gonna say that you're trying to

I don't even know where that was going no I was I just stopped myself from saying Dejy the rapist Thank you. Thank you for stopping yourself. I mean. You're trash.

I mean, the proofs in the pudding. We saw him do the chloroform stuff. He can't even sue me. He animated himself doing it. Almost like gloating. That's fucking. In some sense. Yeah, yeah.

But yeah, for the whole 2017 era, whatever, everybody was those distrax. The distrax. And I, um, I missed his. I didn't, I might have seen one before. I don't remember. But I got, I followed this like bad songs Instagram Rampage. And I just forgot how

bad of a rapper he is. Especially it's because his voice. Because he sounds exactly the same. So he's rapping, but he's like, oh, da, blah, da, da, I'm like, holy fuck. That's on his debut album, right? Chloroformative years.

Yeah. Yeah, man. What was that fake band that we invented? Oh, you weren't there. It was Jake, it was Jake Joe and I. We were like, we got to make a band called, we were just, I don't even know

what the fuck was going on, but like, flunkers McKenzie. I was trying to convince, uh, that's what it was. I was trying to convince Jake that the song that was on the, it was called Flunkers, the song that was on the loudspeaker's at Disney was like, oh yeah, that's Flunkers McKenzie from their debut. And he said like, oh, shit, really? Oh, she's completely, believe, it was like a completely believable Dave, I guess.

This motherfucker's all looking it up. Yeah, he was like shazaming it. We were talking about yesterday we were going home because we were, unfortunately behind people's house and you're like, oh, man, watch off with the dumpster giggler is going to get. you man you gotta watch out it's like what a notorious like like a criminal that the dumpster get look he just runs right he just sets up shopping people's dumpsters and giggles up a storm in them oh and then by the time police come he's already moved on to some different kind of dumpster

damn near impossibly far away he's he laughs to the point that like it's like fucking whirly boop boop boop sounds and dust coming out of it it's like wow it's just it's Maximum's he's like he does the math type stuff. What does that do? He's giggling. He's having like real giggle fits in there. I was high as fuck in the back of the car when I said this, by the way. It makes a lot of sense.

This has no basis. I was decently high too, so it was interesting. I saw a mummy at like a ride or something. At the mummy ride? No, because that was universal. I don't remember what the context was. I think it might have been like the haunted mansion or something. And I was like, I saw a mummy like and I thought it was like, is that a working mummy?

Is it like a real mummy? Is that a working mummy or a real mummy? Yeah, like I was like, is that they hire mummies? A lot of people get so dumb when they're fucking smoking. I don't get it. It was just fun to entertain.

That didn't happen to me. No, because I was thinking like, like, did they start hiring mummies? Oh, yeah. And for a minute, I believed it. I'm like,

let me tell you something. When I found out they were hiring mummies, I damn near lost my mind. I know, I, although the dumb ideas I have, I stopped holding them back. I let them through.

Did you see Jay Leno driving a tank? Yes. What are you saying? Wait, huh? I did not see this somehow. He said he was protecting the neighborhood. What do you fucking mean? Where is he?

Exactly. The Palisades? I don't know where he is. You're just driving a tank through like burned down houses? Let me see. Hold on. That is crazy. How did I not see this?

A little tank. I can't believe I didn't see this happen. I feel like I would have been the perfect audience for this. Did I say this? Play little tank What the fuck man It doesn't understand it You have to speak

Jay Leno tank He went to jerk mate I don't know very Every episode Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah It's got a complete I should clear my shit out You should clear your shit

Whenever I look up crazy shit like that I always like just delete all my history On this phone I own need I never use the browser on my phone For anything serious anyway Yeah So like I'm always just like Get rid of this

Yeah I usually just don't like Like, what the fuck? Where's the... Are you making this up? Foo's gone wild? No, I'm not making it. It should absolutely come up. What the fuck?

That is a tank going down the street. And you can see his giant head. Wait, is that Jay Leno? Yeah, you can see his giant ass head. How do you know that's not just like a guy? Because he has the... Is his face all bruised up? I think his injuries are not completely healed.

Neighborhood's watch. What the fuck is happening? He's taking that to Conan's house. He's trying to blow up Conan's dream. Can you imagine? I'm so sick of Conan. You see this tall guy? Just point blank.

Okay, I get it. I get it, Jay. The new episode of Conan's podcast, you see it happen live where they're recording. They're interviewing, I don't know, Aubrey Plaza or something. Yeah. And then their studio.

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Conan's arms gone. Punished Conan would be crazy. He's got no arm in an eye patch. I mean, that's literally actually just venom's snake. Literally. I don't even know.

I don't even know why I set that up as if I invented all the aspects. He has one missing arm He does He has the whole thing. Yeah, he's got like the hand The black hand thing Yeah, the red fucking thing

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They have like a jingle that they've made up about like their little bottle of water that's like somehow not. Guys, please stop. What's the matter? What's wrong? You're not like, are we too,

do we too loud? No, no. You're like, I'm trying to sleep, man. My voice is dying. Okay. And I'm hearing the stuff and I'm like, dude, just have some curry. You'll be all right.

It would actually be good for your voice. Yeah. Actually. Damn. I'm not super spicy. We had a Zen curry in Vegas. I miss that place, dude. That's so good.

Where are at? Um. Fuck. I don't you remember. Actually, it was in North Vegas. Right. Zincuri, North Vegas. I can't fuck. I can't remember the streets. That's all right.

Yeah. All right. Well, he looks. This is for once have some caffeine. Yeah. Why don't you just have a... Have you never had coffee? Like, it'll just melo you...

Is it just Starbucks that got you turned off to coffee? It made me more so. Like, um, you know Starbucks is terrible, right? I don't know. Like the coffee, like even just coffee wise. It's like, no. You're not the, that's not the sun. even close to. I just want you stable. I don't want you wired.

I can't. Because like right now you're like not even, yeah, you're fucking lethargic. You really wants a fucking blanket right now. So you can just, just knock out. Yeah, it looks like he's going to go to sleep and roll over on a dog. Yeah. I get. And then not, and then not move when the dog is struggling. Yeah, when the dog's like saying, help, I'm dying. Yeah. Help. Anyway, bargeon George Costanza rode in. He says, dude. So Lily's up. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry. It's always when other people have something to say. It's literally, like, I have to drill it. Go ahead, fine, fine. So, the house next to Lily's arms got sold because the old lady, I didn't let the house get into, like, she's just, oh, totally by herself, you know how it should happen. So to translate, the house next to Lily got sold,

it was lived in by a geriatric woman, you said? I'm assuming, yeah, no, not assuming she is. Very old lady. Okay. And it's really, really sad to do it. but there are noop noop people that are gonna buy our tenants probably they came over and they have like a little on bernese mountain dog with a puppy one and i was like this dog is so it's adorable okay you ever seen one before i don't even know what you're saying a bernice mountain dog burnees

yeah did it look like bernie sanders wolf wolf wolf wuff damn you wolf wolf wolf moff mountain dog dog breed universal health care here wolf this thing there was a little pup i mean i guess Down with the oligarchs, woof. I gotta be honest me, this is the most generic dog I think I've ever seen. Kill all the oligarchs, woof. Like, I don't know. I find this to be like a rather... As a pup.

Wolf. It's so cute. That is adorable. I am. That is me. I am adorable. Puppy. I am become dog.

Wolf. What? Kill all of the oligarchs. I am dog. Let's kill the oligarchs. I'm tired of reach people. Yeah, I don't know. It's cute.

It's cute dog. It's cute. It was so cute. I think most dogs are cute generally, but like, uh... Very few dogs are ugly. But what's so sad about it? It's not sad. It was really cute.

I was like, oh, man, I really want one. That's it. That was the story? That's what he did real for a while. I want a dog. Sorry, Maja, George's Hansa. Your time is up. Sorry.

Your question is not going to get red now. Fortunate for you. Should have rode in faster or something. Should have wanted a dog. You should have hoped to have a dog, so I wouldn't want a dog and take your question. Maja George de Sanzeronez says, if Sween says, if Swin says, what do you call it and calls it the wrong thing one more

time. I'm going to set fire to a medium-sized library. What do you call it? Um, the paperbacks. Yeah, exactly. There you go ahead. Destroy it. Did you see, um, shit, was it Cuevo? With the Lancer? What?

It was, I think Cuevo made a Lancer. What do you mean like from gears of war? No, not a real one. He has a fucking, a rifle with a chainsaw on it. And everyone was like, this nigga, like, He never heard of fucking He never heard of Gears Before And people were,

It just reminded me Because of your shirt He's never heard of gears of war He made a gun with a chainsaw There's no way he didn't He's at that age where he definitely played it too But it's just like a weird That he didn't himself make a reference

To what other people were That's why I was like weird So he just Can I see this? Yeah Cuevo this is the guy who did He's in the Migos Right

I barely know this this This person Yeah Uh Why do I I was thinking of Cisco for some reason. Which is even crazier. Cisco.

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listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Does it look like a Lancer? No, not at all. Not even a little bit. And then let me

I have one where it's zoomed in Oh wait that's Jay Leno That's a hot too That's Jay Leno and a tank Yeah so there you go So he just put it in It's a working chainsaw It actually works

I mean you know what Props to him That's the closest to a answer That I've seen That's what that's so it counts I think Yeah the fucking Common section was just wild With a bunch of stuff

I was gonna start putting Dom in there A bunch until I got banned or whatever Right But I was like Yeah It's just tired Do you think he genuinely Has never heard of Gears of Warble

There's no way. I see, that's how I feel. Because I have no real barometer. Like, I don't really know how popular Gears of War is. He's the age where he would have heard about it, definitely. I feel like he had to grown up with it a little bit at least. Because he's probably like just a few years younger than you. I'm just assuming or maybe around the same age, no?

He was a little older than we are. Is he? I'm not sure. I really don't know. No, he is because offset the same age as we are. And Crabo's older than him. Okay. He's older than take off.

I think take off is probably a little younger. Well, the thing for me, well, the takeoff was. Everybody's going to be older. take off The thing for me is that everybody I know knows what Gears of War is. Yeah.

I mean, so it's completely warped. Like, I don't know how like, when I found out that Metroid was nowhere near as popular as it was, I was like really thrown off because I was like, oh, that track's,

I thought that was way bigger because like it's really. Yeah, because like, Metroid's like, I don't know, there's something about Metroid that like, everybody, everybody is,

everyone has somehow played it. Everyone within the gaming sphere, of course, wildly unsuccessful. I feel like most people didn't play Super Metroid. I think, no, I think what happened

Yeah, I mean, you're right. When it came up You're objectively correct. He wouldn't play it a lot. What happened it got a lot of revereers.

It's like very well revered. Yeah, it was like a really respected game, but like, whenever we talk about SNS and games, I'm pretty sure that was a game that, like, that was the game that did it.

Probably. I can't imagine that that's true. What do you think would have done it before it? Well, at least, I don't have an answer. I'm just saying like that seems, I actually think it was that game.

Why wouldn't it be Mario? If not created, popularized. It's older, it's older than, you know, it's older than 64. You know that, right? It's an older game 64. No, I mean Mario, like eight. Oh, no, I know what you mean. Never mind.

Like, if not, if not, like, created, but popularized. I imagine, just because of how fast it is, it makes, you know, like, you associate it, how much faster can I beat the game because of how fucking fast. But I imagine people were always trying to speed run shit, right? Yeah. Sure. Especially games that, like, were, you have to complete the, level by advancing rather than it racking up a score or something.

I think Metroid is a game that like, it was one, there was nothing else like it. It was very good and people kind of tried to emulate that. Like it's like Metroidvania is like very much so like. But that's what I'm saying. That's that's why my assumption is that it would be more popular because even just the name of it is a genre. Yeah. It would be like fiscal. It would be like if finding out like Souls games only sold like 500,000 copies.

You'd be like, why are their Souls likes then? Like what the fuck is going on? That's so weird I think only because of the fact that it's just so well, right, well held. When did Souls like really explode? Was it? Does it 10, I think.

No way. That's crazy. Not yet. The first one came out. Like demons came out. That's not when Souls likes happened. Because, yeah, because it did. I think like 2016-ish, 2017.

I guess Bloodborn. You say when, so 2017. After Bloodborn, I think. So that's DS3. Yes, DS3. And then like 17 was when the DLC, last DLC came out, I think. And then you start.

getting things like the surge and like these weird mortal shell mortal shell and then like obviously Stellar Blade more recently and things like that where it's just like okay

this is becoming like because I remember distinctly when I stopped playing third person action games and it's when they all started to feel like those you know like there was no other way to make a third person action game

at a certain point it was just like oh it's gonna be like a little bit like souls I just remember being like ah why there's so many like what are we doing It is kind of interesting how much it even even even The new Assassin's Creed

Lended a little bit from this from like as like a soul's like with a 100% yeah And God of war with their with at least the button mechanics with like your heavy and your You're light and heavy fucking attack Same type of thing where like everybody's setting up their attacks like this now Where you know it used to be dominated by like your your fucking your ex or your your square or something would be your light and then maybe your heavy would be a triangle or something

like that and it's like they change the game in that way I'm like this is fucking like just too like this is weird this wasn't even that long ago when I was still pressing the fucking I know I know it feels like pretty recent that that happened but it was it was actually a while ago at this point but like yeah I just uh I don't know there's such a difference

between like you play red dead and you know like this does not play like a soul like obviously yeah even just like the way you walk or even just the way like moving a couple inches feels right you know right but uh So I have the numbers. What do you think? Out of curiosity,

what do you think, how many total sales do you think Gears of War has? As the entire franchise? As a franchise, yeah. Damn, I don't know. Maybe like, maybe like, let me like, just a solid successful guess.

Like 200 million? I was going to say 20. 20. Yeah. 41. Oh, double. Double. Now what about Metroid?

What do you think? Interesting. With that context, the years is 41. Less than 20 million for sure. Exactly 20 million. Exactly 20? It's like 20, 21. That makes sense to me, man.

Like, because really just out of all the times you can think about yourself and just talking to your friends about video games. Yeah. The only times, I'll be honest, most of the time when Sammas came up was about her fucking stupid zero suit. Like it was like talking about her. Or just her in smash. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. She was more of a smash character to me at first.

and she was a character from like you else. I think a lot of people with Switch and Beyond is when Metroid actually really got popular. Like it's where it's because before like no. I would say Switching Beyond. I would like I when I put my first Metroid game when I was like in like maybe like I was like 11, 12. So I played like Fusion and shit.

Those are my first ones. But I would say like she became popular like I think like around the Wii time like the we era like maybe 2007. I did not mean. I meant to say we. I did not mean to say switch. When you did that, my brain was like,

huh? Yeah. Totally. I think that's that when she became really popular. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. 100%.

I was like, what am I? Why does he disagree? I just said switch like a retard. He's on my side. Why is he attacking me? You fucking idiot. You fool.

You fool. Yeah. I don't know. What? I just thought it was way more popular for some reason. It's very high regard, that's why. It's high regarded. It's a game that's like, oh, this game is very good.

But I just think about it even in just comparison to other Nintendo things, I'm just like, brother. Like, the new Animal Crossing sold more than Metroid than every single Metroid. You know what I mean? Well, think of it like in a couple weeks. It's wild. How much? Oh, good. Oh, sorry.

Metroid 1 are kind of disappeared for a while game-wise. What do you mean? There was no Metroid, like, after Fusion, there was no Metroid game for, like, a long time. Sure. Through the S one. You know, there was no main one on. like the Wii. Okay.

You. Sure. It was gone for a while. Or you had to GameCue ones, but they made other M. So there was one on the Wii. It was the other M one and everybody fucking hated that shit. Right. Hey,

I remember that. Everybody hated it. And it was... There was one on the DS. There was one on the DS. Yes. I remember that. I played it.

I remember being like, all right. All right. I was a good. I thought it was really dope. But it was like it was gone for a while. Yeah. And too, it doesn't have the same rave as like Pokemon. Pokemon is

it's Prince money Mario freaking Zelda I understand what you're saying I'm just like I guess the reverence for it is surprising because it turns out

that most people just most people objectively have not played it a lot of games I thought there's a lot of people that probably this kind of you know people

like no one there's not many people that question with the type of games people play sometimes I feel like maybe people are just saying that they like it

or they're into it and they just didn't fuck with it just because it's kind of like That must be the case. Probably, yeah. You're like, oh, this person who I watched a video, I said this game is really important to games, so I like it.

Yeah, it's like a video essay. Like, yeah, you see a video essay and you're like, man, I love this game. I've never played. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. Yeah, I, um, yeah, I'm a little bit old school. And so when, um, like with a lot, there's a lot of games that in beyond that came out on Nintendo.

I just didn't play after because I didn't get the, I didn't get any of the other, the other consoles. Yeah. So I didn't get the handhelds and stuff. So there's a lot of games. I didn't mean, most of the Metroids, I never had the opportunity to play. So I'm like, oh, yeah, the old shit was cool.

Fucking, anything else that came out afterwards, I'm like, oh, it looked interesting. And I would take people's word for it when they're like, oh, yeah, this is good, this is good. But I'm like, I haven't fucking played any of it. Yeah, I don't know. I tried my hand at like a couple of Metroid games. I was just like, I don't, I don't really feel it at all. Yeah. It's not as, it's not as satisfying as like, so I'm a Mega Man X, like, fanatic, right?

and so I can play a Mega Man X fucking every week and I would still feel it's good when I go back to like say Super Metroid I'm like it feels like something's missing I love those games man they're fun but to me feels like something's missing it feels too quiet it feels too

there's something it's supposed to be ambient yeah it should be like a unnerving film because you have nothing and you kind of it's I think I think I'm a big Mega Man fan too I really really particularly love the X game like really the first X game yeah like that's the

one where I'm like I'm the most familiar with that probably just play like a month ago again just I just yeah that game just they're like my games in general like highly playable yeah yeah 100% I but I don't know for metro is like I think the way that does the stage delivered the way to designed how there's so many secrets within the stage you already went through a thousand times with the way you get powerups kind of progress you through the game I think every metro game has the same problem whereas like at the end you get a bunch of power ups at the like you get like heavy loaded at the end like here's like 13 powerups within the last like hour to game and It was like I just got this.

I don't know how to use this ability And I'd have to use it. It's just a lot. It's a lot going on. But I love those games. I think everyone should play my Super Metroid. Yeah. I have to...

My Super Metroid, Fusion, Zero. Those are all good games. Yeah. So I guess I have to get an emulator so I can just actually play all the ones. It just have to do it at some point.

If you think about Metroid Prime, I've never... Prime? Yeah. I love the Primes one too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Force coming on now, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's a new one. I like one a lot. One was a game I remember very well Two got the remake recently, right? I don't know

My experience with this shit, again Was it two? I do remember it being advertised I just don't remember it was two I have barely any experience Apparently I did a lot of really good jobs They did they added extra stuff to it It's really really cool

So I think that's awesome Yeah So I do try them I think they're good games I think Metroid is really fun I just play other M2 Yeah I'd be mad

Is it that bad It's really bad I don't think I'll not do that. Yeah, like, hey, you should play a really bad game. It's like Halo 4. Yeah, I already did that to myself. I'm not going to. You know, I've only finished Halo 4 like twice. It was for achievements. That makes sense. Yeah, like you're like, God. That is so crazy. I've been to Halo 2, not even exaggerating, probably like 70 something times. Minimum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer

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She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy people. place.

That's crazy. I get it. That's all, yeah. I haven't beat many games that many times. There's also, there's some that I get like,

I just get into a zoo zone and I'm just like, oh, I'm done. Yeah. I didn't even mean to finish this today. So I want more games like, I just want more games like that. This is where I can play it

that many times over. It's just fun. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll take that over like, 700 hours. Yeah.

Like, I think about like the latest God of War games. I just, it's going to be so long to ever come back to them again because they're just, And it's so, I'm like, especially because so much of them are cutscenes. Yeah, I was like, so much of it.

I'm good. And I'm like, I'm good, man. Again, it's nice, like coming back to Red Dead too. I beat it for the second time. And that was cool. That's wild. Yeah. Even that to me is, like, difficult to get myself to think about doing it.

I'm halfway through it. I got to San Denez. You got to San Denez? Yeah, I'm like, thank God. You're thank God. The map's finally actually opening me. Thank fucking Christ. Does it not open until you get to San Deney?

It's not that it's not. you can actually go everywhere conveniently. Are you playing on the PC or what? I'm playing on console. Oh, man. Dude, on PC, I just teleport. It's so great. It's so fucking awesome.

Just completely shit on the vision of this game. Fuck yes. All the part they want to experience. The first time, you experience it the correct way. No, I know what you mean. Now I'm like, I wish it was fast travel like Skyrim, Eldon Ring, whatever. Just like, as long as I'm not in combat, I can just go somewhere. And, you know, because I've seen everything already.

I thoroughly beat the game of the first. first time. Now I just want to go to a specific area. I want to help the clan members this time. Yeah, I tried. Oh, dude, you want to know something fucking tragic? Where we move on to the next thing? So I was invited. To a clan rally? Yeah, to a clan rally. I was sick, dude.

I didn't get to go. I was so sad. So sad about it. I'm sorry. No, dude, like I got a fucking, so this is years ago now, like, 2023. I sign up for this marathon thing. Because it's the next bungee thing. I'm like, I definitely want to figure out

I want to get my foot in the door with this. And so I put my name in for like a consideration for like pre-alpha stuff and just also just like other stuff in general. And then I forget about it because year goes by, two years go by, shit happens. I don't think about it. And also they've been radio silent about that stuff forever. So I see recently like there's been like kind of like a, they did an ARG. The Twitter starts activating again. It's like, oh, interesting things.

I see other journalists and creators like post like, hey, I played it. They got like a badge or whatever from Bungie. And I'm like, oh, shit, they went to Bungie to play. What the fuck? And then I remember like, wait a minute. Didn't I sign up for this? You fucking. And then I look at my emails and they're not in my emails.

I was like, oh, maybe I didn't. Maybe they just skipped over me, whatever. It's not a big deal. That happens all the time for all sorts of shit. Right. I checked my spam folder. And it's in my spam folder. Yep.

I got invited to go to Bungy in Seattle and play this thing early. You dumb inward. And it was in my fucking spam folder. No other Bungy email. I get go to my span by the way. Yeah. That's awesome. That sucks. Yeah, dude. I'm not that bummed about it to be honest, but like it would have been a cool thing to do. Yeah. Like whatever. I don't, I didn't get to go in a plane twice. That doesn't bother me so much.

But like just the story of like, damn, that could have been so sick. Yeah. Oh, they probably would have made being on a video game podcast difficult because I'm sure there's like NDAs and shit that like. Sure. They'd probably have to be. Hey, you can talk about like one. thing. Yeah. So in some sense, like, maybe it would have been frustrating. But I was so angry when I saw that. I was like, you've got to be kidding me. Yeah. That's, I've learned my lesson. I check my spam folders regularly now. Really? Yeah. Because every, you just never know, sometimes important shit. Like, I just, every time I check my spam folder, it's literally nothing but like, hey, cutie. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. It's usually bullshit, right? It's like from Pussy Lips McGee 779 X12. or whatever. And it's just like, I'm not, like, hey, baby. So much of it is garbage. And then there it was. I was just like, Hey, what's up? I was, I once interacted with one for a long

time. Yeah. I was like, I was really young and I was like, yeah, some Russian chick. Like, I'm like, yeah, sure. Yeah. Sure, uh, Nigerian man. And I was like, you know, just letting him go on and on and on and until like, I forgot what they were asking for.

But obviously I'm like, ah, I'm fucking 13, dude, whatever. Dude, you know what's crazy? I think it sucks most about it is that... The thing that sucks most about it is that it wasn't even a short window of time. Like, I had a good, like, month. Oh, you had a while.

You know? And then they sent another thing to confirm, like, hey. They're saddest shit they didn't come in. I know. It's the Halo guy. It is cool that I'm in consideration for that at all, though, to be honest. I feel pretty cool about that. Well, yeah.

But so if anybody's listening, that was a mistake. You are not in my spam folder now. please reach out again if anything happens. Can you reply? Is it one of those or those do not reply things? I don't know.

I did reply to it anyway. Oh yeah. I was like, hey, this went into my spam folder. I don't, don't take my not responsiveness to be disinterest.

Yeah. I'm totally, yeah, they ban you. That would suck. They batty from even playing budgie games. Just playing it?

Because I didn't go see it early. Yeah. That sucks. Disrespectful. He's the shit. That's like the one thing for a decade. I have to look forward to that I know is going to be there. That would suck.

Yeah. And then the halo, they talk to the Halo studios. I'm surprised they haven't banned me, to be honest with the amount of shit that I've talked on them is astounded. Anyway, let's move on. Let's get a couple other questions in here.

Goopy wrote in. He says, am I racist for thinking Arlene from Garfield was black when I was a kid? Or was Jim Davis racist for drawing her like that? I don't know who Arlene is. I don't know who Arlene looks like. I don't have to put her. pull her up.

Check it up. Let's do some research. What is it? Arlene? Yeah. Arlene Garfield. Yeah. Well, to be honest with you, she seems more like Hispanic than me.

She's like a Cholo. She seems annoying right yeah. Yeah, those lips I, um, hmm. I don't know exactly. I gotta hear her voice. Oh yeah. Is she voiced? She must be voiced.

She's a high pitch. Are you sure? From what I remember. You've watched this? show? I've seen the old show. Garfield, Arlene voice. There's this fat chick in Aladdin while he's singing

like the first song. Yeah. She goes, something like, still, I think he's rather tasty. And she's like this, she has these red, the lips are exactly the same. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah. I know what you're saying. She's got like these

gross lips. So let me see, like a voice, animated voice comparison, Arlene. What does she sound like? Yeah, see this bitch? Nah, see this bitch? Why would you get it? Oh, I do remember her.

The lips are very, like, similar. I would have hit this chick, dude. Like Aladdin, if you're Aladdin, wouldn't you? Like, oh, free pussy, what's up? Oh, free pussy. No? What are you talking about? Why not?

I like a big two and I still be like, nah, man. For real? Throwing yourself at you? Oh, is she about talk? That's white as shit. It's just a normal person. Hi, Bozo. That's just like a really unremarkable, like, standard white person.

Yeah. I'm not sure where this guy got. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't know exactly what to tell you, man. I thought she was like, mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, Garfield.

Shit. Oh, hell no, Garfield. Oh, hell not, Garfield. Like, you know, stop. Yo, John Armuckle, you little bitch, nigga. He's like, whoa. And Tyler Perry. Tyler Perry's Garfield will go crazy.

What was the guy? What was that thing? Tyler Perry's... Tyler Perry's Jungle Cruise. I thought of that. That freaking what you call? There wasn't Jungle Cruise. No, we were...

It was something else. I don't remember what it was. It wasn't Jungle Cruise, though. We were watching... Yo, we were watching... Oh, we haven't recorded since then, actually. I didn't even think about that. Right.

So, like, the package that I got... Oh, yeah. Was indeed for the bar. Yeah. And so we dropped it off. I got a free beer, which was nice. But, like, we were just... sitting there, me and Derek, because we got some food and we were watching, we were watching,

they had Jumanji playing on the TV. Yeah. And we were watching, it was like the tail end of Jumanji. And that, like, I don't remember that movie being, having the breakneck pace that that movie has. Just a lot of crazy violence. But like every five seconds, there's some new thing that is impossible to explain. Yeah. It was amazing. It's like a shotgun on pacing, dude.

Just blast, blast. And you're blast. You're trying to soak it in. and they blast you again. It's like it's like your Rick just taking damages. Boom. Boom. You're like,

whoa, what is fucking, oh, uh, fucking, uh, the crazy stampedes going on. Fucking hunters chasing them and stuff.

They think they killed him. Nope, nope. He's not dead yet. Oh, they're in this house. There's a fucking, uh,

what is it? Spiders and shit. Yeah, there are spiders on strings. Stings. Like popping around. Spiders trying to eat their face. Dudes get stuck in the thing.

And then he falls and there's a fucking flood. A giant crocodile show. It just keeps. there's no breathing The CGI monkey that hijacked the car Yeah the CGM monkey Those monkeys are terrorists Yeah

There was that one ismatic rhino At the end of the stamp That one rhino he's like Like fuck I was like why keep going man Just just chill Yeah why is he even allowed To live in Jumanji

If he's that fucking If he's that fucking I was natural selection Not caught up with this guy yet Mr. Jumanji would have taken him out or something Yeah you thought Jonathan Jumangi Would have had something to say

At the board meeting Jonathan Jumangi I was a company somehow Good evening I'm Jonathan Jumonjee Mongi I'm Jonathan Jumonj I'd like to play a game. My son is Kingston, by the way.

Dude, the guy, the hunter was like, dude, that's Kingston's dad. The drip? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was exactly what we pictured him. We couldn't stop laughing. We couldn't stop laughing because we were just talking about that on the show how Kingston's dad dresses like the guy from Jumagy. Then we go to the bar.

Jumanji's on the TV. Like, you know how often I've seen Jumangi playing diogenically in public? I hate this so much. Almost damn near never. It's insane. Yeah. Dude, I haven't seen Jumanj in so long. fucking uh um kirsten dunce is in it yeah i totally forgot about that as well

young as her robin williams is in it which is crazy yeah i genuinely like david allen greer's in it he's the he's a cop yeah he is and then his car gets eaten by the the woods by a uh a poison ivy or something a poison plant or something just eats his car that movie is fucking wild it is wild it's really fun though i love that movie yeah we should watch it Yeah. We should do a commentate. We were talking about it. It's like, this would be a great.

Dude, this would be a great commentary track. Fantastic. Like, Jumaghi's perfect for it because it's so insane off the rip. We got to set it up. We got whatever we got to do, we got to get a set up. Yeah, we got to, it wouldn't really take much. It's just like a, what is it, a splitter. Yeah.

For a, it would be a splitter for headphones, I guess. And that would be, that would be the only thing that we would need. How would work tonight. And then we could just set it up. And then I can edit it together a highlight because that would be fun to edit. too, I think. Splitter and then wait. And what would we view it?

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me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place.

I don't know. I think it's something that we could do like for almost like for the channel in some way. Where like it's not even necessary. Like we could do like Patreon stuff. I don't know. We have to figure it out. Because I was thinking that we, I was thinking that there would be no because we can't just have

the movie on screen oh the window's open yeah I was like what the fuck weird oh well whatever I guess it's been all the whole time whatever you guys can hear the I don't know the ambience I guess of Burbank but yeah the

so the issue with that is like I'm trying to think like could we do the whole because I was thinking what the content would be it would be like we do the commentary thing and then I take it and then I edit it down to like the best bits and have like a like a like you post clips that but like a 10 to 15 minute thing and then maybe and then of that 10 to 15 minutes maybe we post like a clip I think I think we should actually

post the whole thing and then we do that maybe whatever we supposed to whole thing the whole thing but it would just be the audio though is the thing because we can't we can't distribute a movie that's that that's what I'm saying well I mean I guess people the loophole that people do with that is that they don't have video is that they just they have the commentary track and that like you download this and it's just audio and that's fine and it's like you can watch a lot to the movie if you have it. You have the movie and then play it. Yeah.

Yeah. We can upload the entire audio episodes. Because that makes it pay us more. Yeah. And we can tell them like start them the movie start now, right? So they can start it with us. But like, uh, we'll figure it out. Yeah.

We'll iron out the details. But like Jumanji is definitely one of them. And then, Jumachi, the first one we're talking about was, uh, we were thinking about borderlands. Yeah. Borderlands. I don't know. We should watch why that get married.

I don't even know what that is. It's a Tyler Perry movie and I know if we watched it, you'd have a- Tyler Perry movie would be a good idea. That'd be insane. Dude, it's so, the way that series of movie ends

is so crazy that I saw what Lily and Lily, like I haven't seen Lily like, jaw dropped like what? That's how this ends. It's like, yep. I mean, look, I'm down,

but I'm... Okay. You've never watched many Negro Negro films? No, I've watched plainly not Tyler Perry, but, Proper Negro films I've watched plenty of them Like what's a proper Negro film?

Just one, not one of this, you know This menstrual fucking dude Like I got a The Kenan and Kel Halloween special Yeah, that one for sure No, I've watched many Like I've, uh, one of my favorite ones I don't know if you ever heard

It's called the Q It's the Q. I've seen John Q Oh well, that's not that QSack? No No John Q Q.

Q. Q. One of my favorite characters from the Q's name is big nigg. Yeah. Is that real? I watch, Yes, no, I'm not even joking.

That sounds like a joke. I know it sounds like a joke, but it sounds like the most you joke in fact ever possible. 100% sounds like a joke, but I said like I watched a lot of. The name should have been Nick Big. Black entertainment back in the day. You watch, were you a BETT frequentness? I was a BETT person. I was a BETT in seventh grade when I was.

You know they're bringing back? What you call? They're bringing back 106 apart? They are. It's going to be Kaizen and I'm in Kiki Palmer. They bring him back what? I love Kiki Palmer. I don't really like Kiki.

I like, I don't like Kai Sanat I don't like Kai Sanat I don't like He's been like He just keeps saying Like the wrong thing Like he sounds like I didn't see anything

In a while He's been kind of cold On the feeds lately I didn't like him When he did like I immediately He was like no When he did the thing in New York City The PS4

Whatever Yeah That was dumb as shit You are I think it was really stupid You are not so young That you don't understand That's a dumb idea

Right I think he's impossible I think he's probably dumb enough To make that mistake But I think it's like He's just That was dumb

Yeah People got mad at him For that magician thing Where it was like the trick Like it's like he went wrong With like hanging himself or something You can kill himself or you die No

It wasn't it was the whole It was planned It wasn't like a Fucking Jeff Whittick thing It was like the The heart brother The one that died in fucking The state

Owen Hart Owens death And then they had They kept going Dog I cannot believe They had a show The show must go on It's the oldest adage in show business

And then what you call Was in there crying What's his name? So didn't have to do that. That's not what the adage is. I know Brett wasn't wrestling at the moment. He was like, these guy's a fucking asshole.

But Owen told me, I forgot his name, was just crying the whole time. Because his best friend just fucking died. Yeah, there's a few people there performing and clearly like crackling and not. It was extremely distasteful

because there was bloodstain in the ring. This dude's blood is on the ring. where it's spattered. And then he fucking, the people are like, woo, who, we,

one, two, three. Woo. A cartwheel. But I'm just like so highly disrespectful. I was watching that shit. And my mouth was open. I was like day led.

Because I knew he died. I knew Owen died. And I was like, yeah, no, I didn't know how it happened. Yeah. After they cut back,

after a while. Did they cut to like commercial? So they did commercials. And I don't remember. So I was at my grandma. house watching this. Oh, you watch it live? Yeah, but I don't remember

exactly. I just remember JR being like coming back at a certain point and saying Owen Hart like has died and I was like, damn. It was very just direct. Yeah, because he was alive 15 minutes ago. That is, yeah.

It's pretty crazy. And it was like, keep going. Go ahead, the show goes on. I would have killed. I would have snapped at it. The show must go on. He should be, not in those circumstances. That's what all circumstances.

It's not what all circumstances. It's not. That is absolutely not what it means. It is ubiquitous. It is forever the circumstance. If a play, if a play, if a play is happening in a not. Not even a star. Understudy.

That's why you're an understudy. It's why you got somebody else. If a cast member dies during the play, during the play, you stop the play. No. Yes. You get the under setting. No. You're like, no.

You stop the play. Whiplash. Yeah, Whiplash. People paid to be here. I don't give a shit. You can't disrespect their dollar. by like not finishing the show. What are you going to do?

The capitalist mentality, dude. It's not capitalist. It's like, what do you mean? Don't disrespect. My income. It's a complete opposite. He played those fucking drums, the working people have shown up for this.

It's like they're one escape. You give them a refund and you'd be like, hey, due to circumstances that have happened. A refund is out of the question. Let's do a poll. Should the show keep going on? If I die, if Chris dies, right? We're not going to keep it pushing

Well that's because you couldn't because I do this If you died I would absolutely keep cutting the cameras I could absolutely do the cameras I would just cut to you I mean I'll do it I don't know about you man I can do it It's pressing a fucking button look He said you can't type you oh my god You were looking at the fucking directions

Dude he was trying to give directions to Lily And he was just watching he had the phone in his hands When he was driving me home And he's like I watched him look at Lily missed turns constantly and him not say anything. She missed two, three turns. You didn't say anything.

You had the direction. Directions from where to where? That a fucking place where Joe fucking parked this car and fucking Narnia and something like that. Parked this car to edge of the universe and I was like... But he was supposed to give her directions. Like, I'll tell me turn and left turn. Just let me know what to turn. Wait, why? Because that's what he was doing. No, it was. Why did you guys not have a

fucking mount so she can look at the She doesn't have a mount. She has a, she's like one of the computer fucking things proper, one of the, like. So why did she put it in there? Because it wasn't a place exactly. Justin was able to get it because it was located. Oh, because he, he's car. So he wasn't, so Joe, it was Justin's car, he said.

Yeah, Justin's car was there. It was just his car we had to get to. But nobody had the wherewithal to be like, this is where I'm at. You know how they have like, when in park instructions, oh, I'm in D1. There is no, he wasn't in a park construction. No, I'm saying as an example, you remember D1 so you know where to go. If you're going to park in a residential, oh, I'm in this crossroad. I'm in the cross right here.

Justin just gave it to me because I was the person in front seat. Okay. And I'm just saying, like, I failed. I don't see anything wrong with it. Collectively all you failed. I think it's crazy to me that you just, we just like, I told her something before. So if I ever park in like a weird place, like I'm not familiar with this, if I know I'm going to be far away, we can do real quick is just, oh, the address is on the curve. Sure.

And I'm here. And then I have the address. It's just like an easy thing. All he did was his fact, his phone is. computer or his phone and his car hooked together, link the other. He's like, oh, my car's over here. Right. So it gave rough estimations to where his car. I'll just say to avoid

the rust estimation. I mean, to me, I got to give it a direction. Yeah. I just like, just tell you when, tell her when to turn. I genuinely wasn't present. I was so being in tired. And when you did say anything No, I said, here's what you said. He said, turn to point nine, mom. No,

you said, point nine, bro. And then she missed the turn and you, and you, and you were like, what do you mean? Because 0.9 brough to Kingston means turn left. No, no, I said, I said we got to turn at 0.9 miles. That's not what you said. That's what I said the first time. First of all, telling somebody to turn in a mile is kind of insane.

Yeah. It was, I was, guys, I want everyone understand this very clearly. You need to turn left in a mile. I am not. I am not championing what I did. I failed them. Sure. But I wasn't present.

Yeah, but I guess what I'm having a problem with is why they let you do it when it was clear you weren't the guy to do it. It wasn't that clear. He was in the front. Yeah, which is the main reason. That was cockpit. You're not in the front when you're in a taxi. Like, oh, turn left on the next street. What are you talking about?

Why are you bringing a taxi in this? Have you ever, I'm saying you can direct somebody from the back seat. Like if you're in a taxi and the taxi doesn't know exactly where to go. Yeah. It makes more sense for the person closest to me to the co-pilot. It makes sense. It makes sense in a... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

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are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon.

She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. and she replies with a low Listen So we sat there Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet Can feel full

Hershey's It's your happy place Universal Arbitrary way You know Where it's just like Oh you're the closest to me But yeah

I can There's less chance for mishearing Yeah There is a what A 1% chance Are you guys screaming or something So where you can't hear Are you guys like that obnoxious

Or something We were talking We were talking. We were cracking up. Right. But I'm just, I say what it sounds like to me when I'm hearing it from somebody on the outside looking in, I'm like, oh, it could have been done more efficiently. 100%. It was going to be done more efficiently. It was just like, everything kept falling apart. All right, Kingston is clearly fucking up, but I'm not going to take the phone from him or nothing.

Well, she didn't know he was fucking up because he wasn't giving directions. Oh, that's speaking. You know, he was supposed to say, give, let me know what I'm supposed to do something. And the people in the back didn't recognize it either. Well, I saw it. I just waited for it to happen. Oh, so that's what. That's what I'm saying.

I was this watching. I'm tired of bailing people at. I was just watching. Fair enough. I was watching. Yeah, it was crazy. Like, and turn after turn,

missed. And then you said, point nine, brov. And it's just like, what does that mean? What is that, what does that mean?

I wasn't there all the way. So proud of you, son. Also, when you said point nine, bro, it wasn't even point nine miles. It was like 0.9 feet.

No, it was. You don't get 0. But that's what I'm said. That's why I was sort of, Because it was like the left turn was coming up. We were on the same street. We were coming up to it.

And then you said at this point, point nine, brov. And then she missed the turn. And then she was like, what does that mean? He means turn left is what point nine brov means. On the same street. It was so crazy. Anyway, it's not important. That is, so you were high.

I was pretty, it's pretty. That's crazy for the, I was insisting that I wouldn't do anything to him too. That's awesome. It was very funny. I never said that one. Okay. I took a piece of one. You didn't.

I took a piece of one and I was like, I'm not going to do it. And then they were like, we're going to stay at the park. And I'm like, all right, cool. So I took a whole one. And I was like, oh, man, well, here we go. That's great. I did not. It's just anything.

That's why Justin was like, I'm not doing this. Joe and Danny split one. And Jaylon was already high upon entry. He was high upon landing. And I was just like, I don't know, man. And I know, Chris, you used the one too. And I was like, yeah. I was like, uh.

I want to do the tower again. Trying to replicate that kid, Doug. I just thought it was. I just thought of it. Yeah, I love I love how he had to emphasize A little dumb black kid. Did you see the fucking animation that somebody did about it?

Yes, yes, which I was, I think in the same episode I was trying to pull it up. That is so distasteful. I couldn't find it. That's actually a little too far. The way he looks when he's falling is. It is wild that they did that. And then they have him in a bloody fucking bag at the end

in the animation. His eyes are like this big. He looks like Sonic, dude. He's like, He's like, it's so sad, man. Apparently some people actually have the footage. I've seen the footage.

Oh, he saw the real footage. At least twice. I refused to watch. I don't want to watch it. It's very wild. Can you hear the kid? You hear something.

You hear the ending of it for sure. He did not sound like that. Yes, indeed. Oh, shit. How are you there? Smashing. Splassus Splashing

One last one I guess Splashing is crazy Yeah we gotta get out of here And go We gotta go fuck this chick right now I hate that lady We gotta we gotta triple team her

Who is that? No Still I think she's from the Aladdin Yes Her name She has a name Madrunisa They gave her a name

That's not a That's not a tap That's not a tap He's rather tasty. Come on, man. You're ridiculous. I know me. Someone's throwing themselves at you and you're like, no.

No way. I've definitely done that more than once in my life. Yeah, okay. Would you rather have a... Let's eat this version of me. So it's not Chastity Cage. It's Cockarmor, Rode. And he says,

Mm. Would you ever... He's asking it with less context, but I'm going to transform this question a little bit. He would rather have a pizza time son or a penis rean daughter. Penish reined daughter Penis reen daughter

Yeah Pizza time son is a nightmare It's yeah He'll kill people He's got to throw hot cheese on everyone It's fucked up Yeah you can't have that Penish reen daughter

I mean she doesn't have to be crazy She just has what dicks in her hands What is that is it You can just push dicks out of her fucking gaps in between her fingers That's fucking crazy Oh here's yeah Here's a good last one Busting so hard

It ricochets off a steel plate and shatters So apparently dire wolves are being genetically brought out of extinction by a company called just telling me that last night yeah by a company called a colossal bioscience though a doozy to ponder it's probably not too long before the earth is full of wacky animals what is one species you would want to bring back serious answers are okay but diabolical answers are funer or funnier always wanted to ride a woolly mammoth man mammoths would be cool yeah i just don't know where they would go no more they would just chill out i just like the planet is this too warm for them to live properly.

They're going to have a bad... Stick them in a fucking AC. Look, they're going to have a bad time, but I see fucking geniuses like my mom and one of my friends from Arizona have fucking huskies in the...

Yeah, in the worst fucking climate they could be in. They would have a ruffe go. A woolly mammoth, whatever rough go. Yeah, I don't prefer it. I don't prefer it. Although, do you think that this kind of opens the door where it's just like,

oh, yeah, it's just like extinct a bunch of people because we could just bring them back? Yes. You know what I mean? Now there's like no... We've entered the... The Dragon Ball era of animal deaths, where like, death has no consequence for, or extinction has no consequence anymore.

Yeah. Theoretically. I think that is a little different, right? Because what happened is that they didn't bring, they didn't exactly bring back dire wolves. Well, what do they do? They crossed engineered ones that are like, hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at.

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including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the script, a podcast from CVS pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Dogs that are similar to them. They're not that actual die wolf isn't back.

They're just making dogs that are like very similar to them. Okay. Like using some of the genetic code of the other ways. It's just crisper shit. Okay. There's no question then. But it's like, I don't know, man. Because what you said is mute.

What you said is that like they're just like it's not quite that level. It's going to be eventually. Sure. And I think it should be eventually too. It's like we have there should be. People should be able to extend their lives if they want to or bring things back. We got to end up fucking over. I think everyone should be genetically.

modified to have large penises. And why I say that is because... Even women? Egos, yeah. No, it'll be the death of the ego. Because the pee-pee measuring, the dick measuring is what drives everything. Every war, every fucking bullshit atrocity. I think it's always women's involvement in those things.

But it's the pee-p that wants the women. That's true, yeah. So everybody has big pee-p, and all of a sudden the guys are all, we're all fucking comparing our cocks and we're all happy. We're all like, look, we're all big peepy. And then we just hug each other and shit. And then my penis is big too.

And then so the girls don't get ones. And like we just laugh at them. And like society's cool now. Yeah, that's how it would, I think that would, that's exactly how it would shake up. Yeah. 100%.

Yeah. I want to bring back like bronthasors and shit, but that's also not. Let's also just fucked up. It's too big. Well, they're going to die. Like they just genuinely no. food for them, like for real.

Yeah, where they will die fast. And where would you put them? I don't know, somewhere in Africa. I guess I would put them on like golf courses because like fuck those people. That's an awesome idea. That is sick. I feel like, grazing on the grass and shit.

I feel like, what the fuck? I feel like they're so terrifying. You can hit him in the head with the golf ball. They probably wouldn't even notice. No, no, absolutely not. Like,

I feel like they're so terrifying because I feel like if they take a step, it like shakes to earth. And I feel like, A human sensing that. Like that's like an energetic memory that's so hidden that it happens and we just go berserk. Do brontosaurus look more like birds? Because you know how like it?

Oh, probably. They probably more bird like. I never even consider that because I'm still thinking of them like fucking lemma for an idea. You know what's crazy? Apparently people knew that well before but the literal creation of Jurassic Park made them not reveal that information.

Oh, I've heard that. Isn't that crazy? I just never looked into it, but I've heard that. Isn't that crazy to think about? That would be interesting if that were true. You're like, no. They don't like, not yet. Like later on.

Yeah, I think we don't care. I think that's one of those instances, right? Where it's just like, okay. So we have something that is true that is just objectively real about these things that we do know. However, this fictionalized version that we thought we knew is the thing that people care about the most. Is there a potential where unveiling or unveiling the real thing leads to a genuine disappointment and disinterest in funding research for these things. Yes.

It's actually pretty possible. I actually would. I agree. I wouldn't be surprised by that. So it's like, I do think they just kind of like lied because it's just like, you know what? It's a good lie.

I think that dinosaurs is helping us. Yeah. Get shit done and figure things out. The actual design of dinosaurs looks way cooler, but the way they sound is terrifying. So kids couldn't see them. I don't think they look way cooler. I think they look cooler.

I think they have as reptiles that look way cooler. I think they look cool eyes up with the feathers and stuff like that. You're fucking weird. They look more ornate. Like, they look like, they look like more, like wild creatures to me.

That's me. That's me. That's me. Yeah, that is you. Yeah, you're the Digimon guy that likes it. Well, yeah,

I like Digimon and Pokemon. It's like, obviously like my ass is going to have that opinion. Yeah, like this abomination stuff because that's all like they are. Like that makes it be crazy

because they look terrifying. Because like, oh, that's just kind of like an alligator with a long neck. That's an alligator with like a big ass head and small hands.

It is like, that's a monster. And they sound like fucking echo location devices. And I'm like, that would be, I would not be able to watch the Jurassic part. They look like that. You ever heard the Owebel bird? What is? They, they make that sound.

A wabo, a wabo, a wabo, a wabo, a wabo. That's not fucking real. Like, is this a polo? Look that out. It's real. The Owebo bird? Watch. It's like the kukui. The kukoi. The kuko. Frog?

Oh, the kwee. Oh, the kwee. The kwee. Yeah. I remember those. Or whatever they showed. Remember those in Puerto Rico. Nigger.

Nigger. They do. They, in fact, say that. They do say that. That's why. That is why. For 10 hours. There's a bird that keeps calling me and keeps saying your spectrum services will be shut off if you don't pay in time.

What is that? It's named after the thing it says. Well, I'm sure it's not a scientific name. Have you guys seen that apparently chickens are a cross breed of like some sort of desert and a pheasant? What are you talking about? A chicken's a crossbreed. Like it was created. Shut that bastard up.

I waiva. Awebo. It kind of sounds like Ben Shapiro a little bit. Auevo. Off I go, flying into the sky. Awebo. Awebo. Evolved perfect camouflage.

Walks up to eight, walks up to eight pecks predator to say, Awebo. I just laid my eggs. I cannot wait to keep them warm for the winter. I cannot wait. In fact, this one's damn you're ready to hatch.

The whole winter is great. The whole winter. Keeping an egg fucking warm all whole winters. These eggs will be snuggled up under my business for months at a time. In fact. In fact, my species has a one-year lifespan. It's crazy. Half my life will be spent like this.

I'm in hell. Aweba. Aweba, away by, away about. Apparently chickens are across between some sort of pheasant creature and a buzzard. I don't know what that means to me. I don't know what does that do for me. They were, like, there were something that, like, just weren't exactly their own thing. That's what, like, pit bulls weren't their own thing.

Yeah, but isn't that kind of everything that exists? I thought it was crossed between a Tyrannosaurus, Rex, and, uh, a giant mosquito. Oh. Let's get on. Let's go on. My assumption is that a lot of that shit is fake. What? You know, evolution.

Yeah, it's, I forgot what Tucker Carlson calls it. Damn. Oh, what does he say? I can't remember. He went on, um, I don't know, he, he, he, he, I think it was, oh, Joe Roguelga, he was trying to, it's not, it's not, Evolution, it's, I forget what they're calling it now. They have a talking point now. Yeah, there's some stupid new, stupid creationist thing.

Some new fucking proper noun. Yeah. That's just completely bullshit. I just want to throw a car bomb in his house, man. So, wait, wait, wait. You know he said throw a car bomb at his house? The thing about that is like obscene damage. How does this happen?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So do you drive a car into his house and then he like turns it on and explodes or out of the way? How does this work? How do you throw a car bomb at a house? A series of pulleys. The thing that I find really sad about that stuff is that it's like they, because technically the only thing that separates from an evolutionary perspective, like the only thing that separates one thing from another thing is just the arbitrary amount of changes in between them.

Yeah. That is immediately recognizable. Right? But it can't just like at some point after this, it just becomes this new thing. even though it still comes from this thing. Yeah, but no, at the same time. That's kind of true. That's how it works.

Because you're right. So technically, on a granular level, like my kid is technically, technically, a different being in tires. I'm not typically literally. What I mean, like, as a classification. It's just inconvenient to do that amount of classifying. I think it's not so. There's no way there's just like, what I'm saying is like there's no one thing that it's not like a chicken as a baby and it's a snake. you know what I mean?

No, I think it happens over time. At a certain point, right, there's like, what is it called fucking like mutations? Right, but there must be. But there must be like a crossfade in time where that's like nothing. When it becomes, you know what I mean? That's not like that's not anything that we decided not to give that a name because like whatever. It's like dogs to wolves. Like the line, the line between those motherfuckers is damn near like it.

It keeps happening with, you know, even like the human species, right? Sure. Like they keep finding the, the connections, the small, with. And that's all they always talk about the missing link, right? Yeah. And that was like the argument of, uh, they did a bit on that on Futurama. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because there's always going to be missing link. Yeah, exactly.

There will, there will, there has to be. It just keep, yeah, because all those in between things. That's a great fucking episode. That's from season seven, I'm pretty sure. Go to season. I just think that, man. I think there's like there's so many small differences. Like you for humans, we're too similar to each other.

That's like a genetic problem, actually we have as a species. What are you talking about? Humans genetic diversity isn't, isn't, is a very, very much at all. That doesn't seem possible. What do you mean? What do you mean? Most humans are so similar.

It's not good. I wait though. We need to fuck around more. Even that, like I just, the most different human from you is really not that different from you, you know?

Right. Chinese person? Yeah. I mean, the most different of, the most outside of the human species of the Chinese person. The most alien of the humans,

the Chinese. I was trying to think of the most different person from me. From you? Yeah. Is the Chinese person? Probably a Chinese person. Based on what?

Why do you think that? What do you mean? Why would you say that? Let me tell you something. What? Are you going to tell me? They're rounding out our list. The king of haphazard.

There's be some fucking Chinese guy listed this week. Oh, what? The most alien of humans. Bob, why are you? I don't know. I get the sense of like an Irish man and I, in a Nigerian are probably as opposite as you could get. And I for some reason feel like...

I think a sweet and a Nigerian, yeah. Like that kind. Not even a sweet necessarily. Like a pale sweet. The palest, yeah. The pale of sweet. I know some Irish motherfuckers that are porcelain. Right.

They're so white. It hurts. That's like... Yeah, but I just don't feel like... Like, I don't feel like the opposite of me is like a black dude. You know what I mean? The problem... The problem with...

Yeah, not a... In a very unique scale, the problem with Caribbean people in general is that we are so ethnically mixed up already. But that's what I'm saying. So that is, but you know what I can guarantee you? Down if it's Asian. Yeah,

for me, it's not Asian. That's what I'm saying. But even that, that's not, black uncles. You know what I mean? It ain't,

it ain't the opposite. Bluncles. Bluncles. Jordan trying to make me this bluncles. Yeah. He was like, I was like, why is he so?

He kept pointing it out. Look, my, my, my black uncle. Our friend Jordan at this wedding. It was his wedding. This wedding.

Yeah, yeah. It was his wedding. dressed like a fucking plantation owner. He totally. There was a couple of guys behind me. He looked like the guy in Django. No, not candy. The first guy.

The first guy that they go up to the house. You're right. You're right. You know? He kind of does. Let me get my chair. There was two guys behind me. I don't know who they were in relation.

Right. They were shaking their head because I just told them right when, right before Jordan was about to walk up. I was like, hey man. He's like, I'll make sure I'll return back to the plantation. Don't worry. You know, like just a quick little joke. And, like, I don't know if those guys understand, like, how, like, normal that is for us.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And so, like, they're just looking at me, just like, shaking their heads. And I'm looking at you disapprovingly. Yeah. And I was like, hey, I'm the slave here. I'm the victim. That's not funny at all. Then Jordan comes in.

I say, boy, what's going on? You know, when they had that thing, when they're passing that thing around for everybody to touch and then they start whipping the shit out of me. Yeah, that would be fucking. Get a line, boy I would be quiet If you if you saw some Let's say today

They implement Very radical racist laws In order Okay Okay And you saw You saw them Cool me out

And start whipping me in the streets Would you say something Or would you just be like I'm be quiet Well I would tell you shut the fuck up I would record it Put it on YouTube

With no commentary And let the audience decide That's coward You would hear this All I can do is show you. So I have a problem with, I'm a truth teller. I have a problem. If there's a precursor and I know it's good, like in that scenario the way that you described it. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all

those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications

that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular a sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon.

She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I'm like, I would be a little bit rational.

I'd be like, would you come to work in simple jack makeup? Why? Just white face, just dumbest white face ever. No, what do you say? In that situation, if it was like, like if the racism was just like codified and you just had to disguise yourself. Oh, so I had to like pretend. Yeah, yeah.

You'd come in with like the simple jack makeup. I mean, you'd be like, hello, Chris. I hit a move and I'd leave immediately. I had a move real quick. Let's get to recording our show now. Don't want to be late. It's going to be a very good episode. It's going to be a very good episode, Chris.

Oh, ho. Oh, I agree, Derek. What a good show it's going to be. How about this? Cowboys. Cowboys quite our extreme. They're cool. Yeah.

We can't even do it. The past time. Baseball, is that it? Yeah. Yes. Baseball. Opening day? Yeah.

Opening day. Home run. Go team. Go team. The Yankees. Can you believe it? I feel like the Yankees. I would just have to leave.

I'm like, I have to go. I'm sorry. What's the matter? What is the matter? What is the Yanke? matter, pal, friend? What's the matter? Pal, friend.

What's the matter, son? Are you okay? Are you upset about the racist implementation of laws? Are you, for some reason, a little perturbed about some of the laws lately? Let's go kill a rare rhino, son. There's the last rhino in this

providence. Would you like to kill him with son. Aim right in for the ribs what hurts them more. Come kill them. We want them to be in immense pain when they die. It makes the meat

that much sweeter, son. Nice sweet meat and it preserves the ivory after I gut it from its face. You think rhino tastes good? It's probably amazing because it looks so gross, you know?

Yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah, it's like, it's how I feel about, um, calamari. Oh. I love calomari, but like, but Calamari looks like you would never eat it. When the, when the, when the aliens, the squid aliens arrive to be like, you're eating all of our babies.

They're literally more intelligent than the average American. Like, how dare you? Well, they just haven't had a chance to develop, right? The average American doesn't taste that good, I bet. Probably. I can guarantee that. Hey, I never, I've never eaten you once. Yeah, I'd be like, never once I've been any of you. I'd be like, I don't care. I've eaten them one time. I'm a hey, man, one time I did it. My buddy. And I was like, I took a bite and I'm like, I can't do it, man. I feel too smart. They're too smart Yeah And then But I also feel bad When I see a pets Doing awesome tricks like that

Like I'll see like a pig Doing like awesome stuff And I'm like Oh man I'm so sorry You're amazing Ghost writing a Drake song Yeah

Yeah Yeah That's the one that Wrote his last fucking Um Yeah Yeah Yeah

I'm way too famous To be a pedophile Whipo Whee Whee Whee Wow, that's amazing. You did it.

You did it, kid. This is way better than a pig should be able to write. Like, all jokes aside, there's some stupid shit in here, but this pig wrote in English. It's fucking, it's a pig GPT. Like, it's pretty good, but every once while you just see a wee. Yeah. Just got to change those things. Throw it in group real quick.

It'll fix it. He's handwriting it on like a yellow pad, like a legal pad. Yeah. With his fucking hoof. And occasionally he writes oink. he doesn't even write the so he he writes the automobanapia

he writes the oink he writes the oink he just oink exclamation mark in the middle of these bars that is so stupid and Drake has to constantly be like dang which are any of these oinks supposed to be in the song

or is like are they all just is that just you slipping back into your pigways Wait, wait, wait, wink, wink. Weak, wink, drink, drink, drink. Drake, weak. They're very smart. They're very smart.

That's why it sucks when we eat their bacon. They're delicious bacon. Bacon's too good, though. Bacon's a really solid thing. Yeah, and add some ribs. I don't eat bacon like that. Why are you so good? I don't eat it too often.

It is very good, though. Yeah, it's just like, why are you so good? I can eat that shit forever, I'm actually, since regulations, everything is getting rolled back and RFK is like gonna poison plenty of people. Yeah. I think I'm gonna, I'm actually gonna consider

not eating meat for a while because I think there's, it's probably, it's gonna skyrocket the possibility of you getting sick. Yeah, absolutely. So I'm like, I'd rather just avoid that because me getting food poisoning is like my mortal enemy.

I hate it so much. Like more than, because like, why do you hate it? throwing up. I throw it. up to me is like though because like you know everybody hates it right food poisoning like everybody hates it shut the fuck up like everybody I have a great time yeah I'm sure you do

I just can't throw up like how people some people easily throw up I oh right right I can't do it so I will avoid it at all cost I love eating curry and then and my asshole expands to the size of never before seen oh what is it that we were trying to oh my god at this fucking whatever well go no at this uh at at Disney we were trying to be and Jailer we're cracking up because we were trying to conceptualize like someone who is at an amusement park who has genuinely never seen anything like this.

And they were just like I've never seen anything. People in line I've never seen anything like this. Are people lining up on purpose? People lining up on purpose. He goes, he's just like completely overwhelmed. Dude, how sick would it be to steal

a tribe dude from the Amazon forest? Dude, that's what I was saying. Exactly. I want to put a tribe dude. I want to put like, like, a, like, an uncontacted, an uncontacted, like, remote tribesmen. Yeah. And a Victorian child in that Gardens the Galaxy Tower of Terroride. Just, like, teleport them immediately mid-ride.

No, like, in the seatbelts and everything. And they're being guided, they're being guided through, like, right this way past, like, neon lights. Like, somebody next to them, it's like, I'll help you. Sex is And smelling They're just like I don't know What I'm

The thing opens up And they're just like And their fucking heart Would just go And then they're Toie tony And he'd be sneezing himself Oh

I don't Nate what's going on here I can't Oh Jesus Christ I've gone and shat and bled myself And shit and bled myself Oh the plague And then I was imagining some kids

The rats Don't let the rats Get me Rats in his pocket Who's Flying They're in his pockets And the second he gets to the top

And the ride stops They bash into the ceiling And he explode When you go to the top He starts throwing rats out the ceiling I wonder if I had to do that If I should do that I should have threw a bottle of water

Out when we got to the top You're going to say a bottle of rats I think he's All of you guys have a packed To piss at the same time There's a jugs of piss You're fucking waiting at lie to With a five-gallon jug of piss

In my book bag It's starting to hurt my back I have two barrels Full of piss In my book bag My back is fucking You're creaking A barrel

You're carrying it on your Like death stranded There's a waiting Stone-faced And it's not even concealed or anything Like it's so clearly pissed It's a transparent barrel Of piss

It could You couldn't mistake it for anything. Maybe there's like a little pulpin in it and you're confused. Yeah, Apple juice. Yeah. Like they're so, they would have to assume. Has a sticker on the side that says urine.

Have to assume it. Even though it's so obvious, they're going to be like, wouldn't you, if you're an employee. It's even got a hose attached to his crotch. If you're an employee, wouldn't you just be like,

that's apple juice. You know, like I'm not going to deal with it. I'm not going to engage with the reality. It's not urine. It's apple juice here. takes his hand and takes his step of it. It's like a, you know what? Peter sticks his fucking bigger down his throat

and then like immediately just his entire mouth fills up with vomit. Do you remember that? Yeah. And what? Peter, family guy. And then it's so fucking funny. It's immediately. That's so crazy.

You get to the top and you just fucking. Let's get the fuck out of here. Please. Pitch it out. Let's read these names from our 25. dollar and up patrons over at patreon.com slash a snark tank. A little shorter episode, we're recuperating.

Kill someone. It lands when a kid breaks his bat, covers him in piss. He can't tell who he wants anymore. What happened? Why is there so much piss? Why is there so much peepy? There's so much peepie everywhere.

That's a lot of piss. That's a lot of peepee. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. This isn't even a fraction of the amount of P.P. I could make if I really... If I really was, you know, serious about this.

You don't call me the Wizard of Oz for nothing. They don't call me... We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Pissor of Oz. The Pissor of Oz. You know that... If ever, if ever a piss there was, the pisser of Oz is one because... The piss is the piss of the piss of the piss of the piss of the piss of the

wonderful piss he does. We're off to see the pisser the wonderful preserve of it's just to cuts to a fat, fat man. In an empty white room just lying on the floor butt-ass naked

peeing on his own stomach. In his old mouth in his old face you know how they go behind the curtain it's the same thing. It's the same fucking thing. It's just a dude pissing all over the place.

He has nothing to do with Damn here anything. They pull the curtain back and they're bright white room like at severance or something. It's like a bright white room and it's a fat naked man lying on his back

consistently peeing on his back and it like trickles off into a drain that's like weirdly far from him. Well I guess we saw him. Okay. I guess what do now? I was like hoping to get answers for something.

Can he talk? and the assistants are like maybe I've never thought to ask him I'm not even exaggerating I've been working here from 17 years I've not once thought

to even ask that question I've been waiting for him to stop pissing all the time just seems rude to interrupt at a certain point he hasn't slept he hasn't fucking bathed or anything

pissing oh my god at a certain point like it feels rude to interrupt because the streak is so crazy so like I don't know what to do like is he going

for a record. I don't, I don't really understand. Dude, 5,000 days is impressive, man. 5,000 days? That's like a decade or something. He's been pissing.

He's been pissing for 5,000. He's been pissing for 5,000. It's over a decade. It's a little over a decade. It's quite a bit over a decade, actually. That's all he's doing. The pisser of odds, man. It's going to read the names of these $25.

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sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar,

and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say, and she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there.

listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. Come me down. Three, two, two, one.

Bernadette, Ner, Bernadette, Banana. 14. 13. 13 years. It's fucking crazy. Pissing straight. 13 years of uninterrupted piss. We don't know.

We don't know where he's getting energy to piss from. He's not catching all the piss from. he's pissing in his own mouth. No, no, it's, in fact, it's damn near none of it. It's literally just like, it's on his, I'm envisioning it's like, it's, it's facing him. And he's like, he's got his tummy up. And it's like, it's just kind of streaming lightly down. It's not even a strong stream.

It's in fact, the, a pretty feeble stream. It's like a really weak stream. Every once in a while I just looks at you. Every once in a while, every like 14, every 14, every 14, every four. 14 days or so, like at least like maybe like twice a month. Yeah. It'll like, the force will go way up.

I don't know. I don't know. It'll like go up in SCP pretty much then. It'll go up in his nose and then he'll cough a little bit. And then it'll go back to it. Coughing piss out of your nose. This is a man. Everybody who tries to get close.

Oh, that's what it is. Yeah, the smell is egregious He also all eroded the floor Near him too Yeah, it's almost like It's almost like the elephant's foot kind of Where it's like the closer you get The less like you are to get out of that okay

You know, so like the closest anybody's got Up to him is like they got within 15, 17 feet Which is a lot And then they just And then they start peeing It's a plague And then they lay down to it And then they lay down

And they pee for a really long time And then, like, somebody has to come in, like, in a suit and drag him out. And then they stop. And they stop. But the suit only works up and up to 10 feet. You know, when you pass 10 feet, the suit doesn't... Even you start pissing. The suit ain't do another.

You slip on the piss. You lay down next to him, and then it's like... Yeah. Oh, no. So it's been contained. Literally, if you put a string near him too close, it'll start pissing. Yeah, yeah. That's insane.

Like, even a rope. You're trying to get him out on a rope, the rope starts to pissy. But so the thing... Oh, no. But so the thing about it is that like this is the most whimsical thing that's ever happened in this place. This is the most whimsical. There's like everything, this is the only whimsical thing that's happened. And so they're like, he must be important.

And so they build a building around him. Oh, yeah. And then they're like, you know. And then he becomes the pisser of us. He's the most magical person on the planet actually. Like that's the only form of magic. It's ever been in this universe. I mean, he's got to be.

Some guy that I get like to piss forever. You legitimately would be gone. And then like 50 years pass, right? And then you find out, like an earthquake happens or whatever. And then it like shakes him loose. And then it turns out like underneath him, there's like on his back, there's like a almost like a hose. Like a funnel. No.

And he turns over and it's like, what's going on down there? It's been an infinite loop of piss. Cycling through the sky. But that's a late game. That's a... That's like final shape. That is ruining. That would ruin the whole story.

Like all this whimsicalness and it's like, oh, it's actually been, it's actually a suit that's been fed pits. No, no, no. It's actually, it's another person who is peeing forever, but just like below him. Like 40 to 40 miles below. In fact, there's been dozens of people like him. Yeah, that's a fake. Yeah, the real one's actually like incredibly handsome. So then it does turn into the Wizard of Oz again essentially.

Yeah. That just keeps happening until, until, until I. Until you reach the center of the earth And then you find out nothing is real Yeah You need to say if you come up the center of the earth And you fall through this ceiling of the place You're like, what the fuck?

After all of that That took fucking forever to work all the way through When you land on something And you have to break your legs, right? And then you start pissing. Oh yeah, oh, it's a psych. It's a time loop of us But you know what the thing is?

Yeah, you become him Over years. That's crazy. That's how it happens. That's almost a cosmic horror. Yeah. So that's, yeah, it's a cyclical. And it's a never-ending cycle of...

This is exactly the kind of writing that's going to be in the new Game of Thrones when he finishes it. Yeah, the book. That would be so funny. He played with a new dire wolf puppies. Col Shedra Eddras. Yeah, yeah. Lily and Jojo taking bets on who will be the first to peg Chris, racist Hokage. Whoa, geez, let's relax.

Who's going to give Chris first? Who do you think? Between Lily and Jojo. I'm pretty sure Jojo I think Jojo has the desire probably of the people I feel like she knows that would make me uncomfortable and that that

Yeah I'll make sure she straps up good That's okay Would you be good with the I'm about 13er Yeah how's what that's about good 13 Baseball bat

girth Like an Arizona can Yeah Something like that I love your hair cut Me when I'm dressed as Green Goblin for Halloween. I see a nine-year-old dressed of Spider-Man. Misery, misery, misery.

That's what you've chosen. I'm going to the Kill the Resum of the Mortar. Harry Potter casting Bench-A-Piro whenever he sits... What? Harry Potter casting Ben-Sikiro? Harry Potter casting Benchapiro whenever he needs

to sit on something. That's crazy. Bent Shapiro. That is crazy. That took a second for me to even understand what was going on. Absolutely no respectful. RFK drinking Trump's evil come to become Maj in RFK. It's Emma, two rats in a trench coat. What days do you guys record?

I'm trying to dial it in so I can make my name different every episode. Oh, that's right. So we're going to actually shift the schedule a little bit. Yeah. So we're still doing Wednesdays, right? Wednesdays and Mondays. Wednesdays and Mondays. Mondays and Wednesdays are normal episodes and Wednesdays as an extra ammo.

Yeah, so. So that's kind of our plan. As long as you do it, so you record, I mean, if you want to change your name on a Tuesday and Thursday, you'll be totally fine. Yeah. Well, if you're in America, I don't know what that translates to. Yeah, yeah. You got to be nine hours. Do your own math.

We record around, we record 11 a.m. generally. Pacific standard time on both of those days. So that's the time. That's the time for him. Yeah. You know, we're a little behind because of all the shit that we, you know, the weddings and all sorts of excursions. I have another wedding this week. this weekend.

And after that, I'm free. After that, I'm free until my birthday. Yeah. I bet you just wanted to do nothing. I never want to do anything. Yeah. I want to get, I love doing nothing for my birthday.

I want Caribbean food and I want to sleep. I do my birthday. I will literally like shut the phone off and just like not participate in society for like a couple days probably. That's great. That's why I know, that's my birthday gift this year to me myself. I think maybe when I was like, oh, wait, no, we, right before the pandemic was the last time I celebrated my birthday. And that was like only because Barbara essentially forced me to do something. Like, I used to do something.

Oh, really? I was like, yeah, I don't get a fuck. I think you showed up. I think so. At my buddy's house. Yeah, that garage, right? Yeah, yeah, I remember. Yeah, because I used on my own.

That's 2019, I think. Yes. Yeah. Because I don't do shit. And she was like, no, you should. I'm like, what? I guess. And I was like, oh, just go to my friend's house, I guess.

I was like, I don't give a fuck, dude. Yeah. I'm not bothered. Yeah. But shout up. Shut up, Barbara. Yeah. Bother some shakies.

I feel like she's always like doing these crazy, like, she's always doing something like wild. She fucking is like a machine and like puts so every once while I think like, oh man, I should really go somewhere. Yeah. Like I feel like she's done like a lifetime's worth of stuff already. Yeah. Being like relatively the same age and I'm like, I haven't done shit. She's traveled such an insane amount.

Yeah. And it's like I don't even. God. God bless. There's not from me. She's what I'm fucking one of the gray countries. She's like, I'm here. I'm going to go.

I'm going to enjoy myself while I'm fucking able to do it. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. I really need to utilize that train because I know that's what you would do a lot. Because I fuck it. I don't like driving, really. So just hopping on. Great.

Yeah. One of Seattle is cool. One of Seattle was a good time. I need to go up there for sure. It was deaf. You never been there before? No. I don't think so.

It's like being in those cots is really annoying because like I'm just too big for one of them to be super comfortable. And then Lily would come down to mine. And she would like, I'd end up like sleeping sitting up and she'd be in my car and I'm like bitch just go up what because you would get nervous you like it's too high up and I'm like honey I can't sleep here I can barely fit here already so she's like I'm gonna come down there with you and like look at the trees and stuff and I'm like awesome you should knock her out man that's just the series of unfun events you got to learn how to knock people out sometimes I can't I can't

I like Seattle give a little bit of physical ambient and what is it called ambient is that Yeah, I think so. Yeah. So you get like... I want to take Ambien and say what I think. Make sure you record the whole experience. I'm gonna do it on Twitter. I'm gonna do Twitter live.

Oh, okay. Oh, nice. Oh, so basically it's gonna be Kanye. It's gonna be like, it's gonna be like, it's just a Kanye stream. Yeah, it might want to be as bad as Connie as I'm pretty sure, though. I don't know. I don't know about that.

It would be worse, I think. Because like his suck. Like, they're not... Well, the thing that makes it... Well, it wouldn't be worse because there's... There's only so much to... Connie had a long distance to fall, I guess. Yeah.

So it's inherently not going to be that bad. Because you're just kind of where you are. The fallout isn't going to be as bad. That's for sure. Right. What I mean is the content. The content will be worse. Yeah.

Because you're, you can say way worse. Connie is like a fucking, like a, Connie is like a 10 year old. Yeah. It's just the fact that it's like a, it's just the fact that he's him and he's doing that.

100%. 100%. You know? He would be, he would be so unremarkable if he was just going by the, the merit of what he was saying. Yeah. Like, he wouldn't even stand out at all.

Yeah. Like, on Twitter, you'd be like, fuck out of here, dude. This is, this is light work. Get out of here. Right. I'll be funny.

I'd say a bunch of fuck shit. I'd be like, all right. Well, good night. I think I haven't been to Seattle. I don't know. I'd play a lot of time. I really like the background.

I didn't go back up there. I really like the vibe up there. I thought my mom was going to look there, but she just got another place in Arizona. She was like, I hate how hot it is. And then she's about another house here. Yeah.

Now she's here and I was like, what are you doing? But, you know, whatever. She's really a little reason. She's doing a smart thing. She's like, I don't like live here no more. I'm going to flip this place. Buy a new one. And it's like, yeah, it works.

You might as well just leave? Yeah, I don't know. I guess it's cumbersome to do all that shit, though. I think that's what I think she just fucking like lagged. I was like, oops. I should just stay here. And then I'll figure it out later. So I'm like, okay.

I'm going to do it. I'm a fun. I want to leave Cali for like a year or two. I just want to. I'll come back. but I just don't want to be here. Like, I want to like go from like maybe 32 to like 34 somewhere else. I think everybody should move to North Vegas, man.

We can live like Kings. It's fucking dope. I'm going to the Midwest. I don't know why you want to go to the Midwest. I would never fucking live there. Right 29. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that

you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle, modified. that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your

podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low,

listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I want to know. That's so stupid. All right. Well, my dog. Obama's weird ice-beam

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what days you record? Okay, we're ready. The good Swin is in the Black Lodge, Obama's weird, ice-themed brother, Snowbama.

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threipaf. Like, trapeophobia. Is that what that is? Is that how you spell that? It starts with a TH but it's pronounced tripe? Thripe. Oh, we, I don't, I don't, yeah, I don't want to see that actually.

If that's what it is, I don't want to see it either. It's gross. It's just bothers me a lot. Yeah, you gut lickers. Try to put my pee in all those holes. It's hard. It's hard to resist. Yeah.

I can't take Vincent's performance seriously in Daredevil because he always sounds like he's constipated. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. I love his voice. It's so good. Vanessa, why are you screwing around on I mean, Vanessa.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Vanessa, I'm jealous and I'm going to make love to Matt Murdoch. Don't be jealous to me. Don't be jealous to me. I mean, it's me, Vanessa. Frank Castle, you're looking quite sexy tonight. Hello, bro.

You see Frank yet? I did. He's like, oh, I'm crazy. Oh, crazy. Say his name. He wasn't. He wasn't. Say his name.

He was. He goes, he goes, He's off like three fucking ketamine and he's fucking, oh, he's popping him as he's talking. He was, hey, Red, Hey, Ren, Red. Matt's fucking crying about like a thing. He's terrified. He's just popping fucking Zadis and ketamine. Look, I'm a moose, Red.

Look, I'm a moose, Red. You couldn't save you, Ren. Look, I'm a moose. He's like literally transforming. He's going silly. He's literally going silly. Look up 10 feet tall, Red. Look up a boose.

He becomes Sirenhead. What? You know what, Red? Fish mode, Red. Fish mode, Red. He starts growing gills. He's actually swimming, though. He's swimming in the air.

He's swimming through the air. Matt can't sense him anymore because he's not touching the ground. He's like, Matt can't sense him because he's not there anymore. It's not a hit in anymore. He's not causing any vibrations. He's floating to the air. Matt's like, what happened?

Where'd you go? Where'd you go, Frank? Would you go, Frank? Frank, where did you go? Frank. Frank. I love that implies he's still out there killing niggas. I think that's great.

He's still out there absolutely. I was like, who? Who do you need to kill now? Who's left? Oh, there's a bunch of shitty motherfuckers. Why haven't you gone after the huge threats? Is my question. I guess, yeah.

Like, it's kind of weird that he's out there. Like, it would make, it would have made more sense if he was, like, locked up. You would think he would also do. I think he's also not exactly in the fight anymore. I think he kind of said, he's like, I'm not in the fight anymore. Yeah.

He's like, I'm not doing that shit because it's dumb. And like, I tried and everybody was against me. And it's like, yeah. That's a lame reason to stop. At least kill fish. Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, come on. They'll leave him alive.

He fucking Seth Rogen laughed just then. Oh, no, I did that? You did, yeah. I can't. I can't replicate that. Vanessa. Vanessa, I need you to stand over me and urinate for at least three and a half hours. Three and a half hours.

Oh, it's him. It's him in the room. There's a man named the Pissor of Oz. And I need to see him. You get me close to him. King, in his head. Ventures to Oz somehow. He gets a friend.

He gets like a weather machine to miss him. make a tornado so that he gets sucked in and he's just play the soundtrack and then it starts working there's a witch there's a witch

oh man can she lead can you lead me to the pisser and the bitch it's like it gets hit with a fucking tie iron

in the back of the head for some reason it's in it's in the it's in the it's in it's in he's like a unicorn with a fucking tire Holy shit

Did we talk about Holy fuck Did we talk about this on the show Or was this at the wedding Or at a at Disney Where like we were talking about like That scene in Man of Steel Where like Superman stops Superman from

Saviour from the tornado But it was just like I don't know like a bear or something Oh yeah I think it was on the podcast I didn't think very reasonable He could have to stop Yeah yeah It's getting

It's a bear It's a bear It's a bear with a nice stab a bear with a fucking baddanana on the fucking kuma kuma's real kuma's in the DC universe Kuma is real and he's back with a vengeance He started a business with Pock Kent a long time ago

And he got ripped off Straight through All right All right Berserker Broley's big bouncy bouncy backside Uh the Sloker Two, why so derpy?

Very, very, very quiet. I'm hunting. That slurs. So stupid. Fah, got. Go, go, go, go, gay for the show. Bad to the bone.

Forget about it. Dude, you guys love that. It was so funny. It was so funny. Fucking dogs in my backyard. Got eagles in my house. I got curry in my colon. And I'm going outside.

I got nightmares in my mind. Nightmares in my mind is crazy. People are like soulfully like... They're just vibing, too. As if this guy's saying anything of meaning. They paid for this show. That's the blues, man. Band-aids by cereal.

I don't know. I fucking chose it. I meet off with sandpaper and glass And I can't stop beating particularly small Mexican people's children I like that that little That little instrumentation It's never evenly spent It just gives him as much time as he ends

As soon as he finishes Then they go But there's like there's still an awkward pause The first openly The first openly gay Star Wars character Slurby faggy and his husband Dr. Buddo.

Slerphebado is so much better than the first thing you said. Dr. Butto is awesome. It's Dr. Buddo. What do I feel like I'm... Vanessa. Vanessa.

I have to see Dr. Butto now. I've recruited the Pissor of Oz and now I need Dr. Butto. I need Dr. Botto to sew it all together. Dr. Botto shows up.

Whoa, slow down. Slow down, Botto. He's tiny. He's like, He has like a monocle. He's tiny, but they use force perspective to make him that small. Yeah, he's actually a regular size. I need you to examine how this guy infinitely pisses forever.

What is the secret to this infinite source? Can we turn it into an infinite source of pussy juice? Can we turn it? Okay. Dr. Butler goes like, yeah. Yeah. He's a citizen. There's no

Intrigue at all It just can do it It just can do it Yeah First time he's heard about this at all He turned someone to talk Butthole Can you do it at the bottle?

Yes Of course He's been fucking The whole time He explains this place He's like Yeah Seems doable

I knew I could count on you Docs Butto I love you so much Your reputation precedes you. I'm so happy I met you, butto. You're better than Vanessa in every way. Better than her in every single fucking way.

Fuck that bitch, Vanessa. Dude, I wanted to get slacked up a little bit. I'm not alive. She's a woman. Grateful bitch. That's crazy. But I mean, like, I felt the same. I mean, he is the kingpin.

But I felt the same way in the animated series too. We're like, she would like fucking like scold him and walk away. And then he'd be like, all, like, disappointed. Was there a kinpin animated series? no what the spider man there should be though king ped king bed

king pen king king pin king king king king king king king king man fat man fat man fat man fat man

fat fat fat fat fat fat crime rid of fat man crime doing fat man Batman full of crime doing crime is a fat person, fat crime doing piece of shit. It's another verse.

The theme song is five straight minutes. It's like fucking, it's like buddy for nothing or something. This is what they're going to do and say, you know, they're going to cancel X-Men 97. The game show.

This kingman show. The kingpin show. Yeah. And it's just him. they get Vincent DeNafrio Yeah there we go And they have him But the show

The show is all of the moments And that are cut out of the good shows that he's in So it's just him Going to the bathroom Going to like Trader Joe's Or like Gelson's or something Wherever he would show I feel like he would go to Gelson's

Yeah But like or he would buy a high stuff I need a sweet beverage of some sorts No he barely says anything. He only talks when he's being dramatic in front of people. So he's like he's at the it's like a ten minute scene of him at like the grocery store. He goes,

nice. And then he puts it away and then it cuts to him asleep. And then you get to see all of it. He's just sleeping the whole time. Dirtable. He's a whisperer's in a little. Murdoch.

I love this. I love this idea. Fuck you, Fungy. Can't put out of his show. Oh my God Foggy rejected me I had to put him down Yeah It's him calling

I don't know Some old lady Some old lady who thinks it's her son Is like calling And he like Entertains her conversations You know Yeah

I can see him doing that I can see that actually Being a thing They put in the show Yes Anyway I'm so sorry to hear that I'm sorry

You don't get the other side Of the conversation That's not at all I don't know What she's saying sometimes it's long silences with like yeah yeah

for sure all right uncle Tom uncle Tom Clancy's lynch yourself that's crazy that's pretty good Uncle Tom

Uncle Tom Clancy is wild and lynch yourself Lindssel Come on man Stealth lynching is crazy stealth stealth and stealth stealth lynching

that's like that's like an that's like assassinating somebody of the guillotine Yeah. You know, like that's crazy. That's crazy work. That's nuts.

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questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a

regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. or he will, I don't know I don't know

He'll be He'll ban you but then Shut up Bookmark everything you send them And then he'll ban you That's actually pretty awesome That'd be crazy Can you imagine

That was actually pretty awesome But I'm gonna have to ban you So people don't know That's crazy Let me know where I can find more of this So I can avoid that place Yeah My bookmarks are all about women

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I'm disappointed I like my glasses What do you mean What's your What's your problem What's your problem What he Someone talking shit about glasses

He said Chris You're a handsome man Why do you choose To wear those point Exor ice glass I like the way I look in glasses I think they shape my face No no no

I said kitty As in like Cat porn That's crazy What? What's what's going on? I don't know Queen of Fap hazard

A.Kay Kingston's mother Not The king Phap hazard It's me Kingsen's mine Kingston's mom The idea of both of your parents sounding that way is outstanding

It's as stupid as the first one actually It's it is I have a proposition Kingston's dad And the fact that I don't sound like it is even crazy Oh what's the matter, Kingston's mom What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter?

What I have a proposition for you, Kingston's dad. They just sound like elites at a certain point. Why don't we make a Kingston now, since we're the mother and the dad of a Kingston? They're Kingston's mom and dad before Kingston is even in the picture, and that's how they go by each other. Fantastic Kingston's mom. Thank you. Well, let's consummate this.

Has that ever been done before? Like a story of like older characters? told from the perspective of like their kids where like they go by uh you know so-and-so's mom and so-and-so's dad but they're clearly kids so it doesn't make any sense what's the one that's right that you're totally right that's what i'm thinking because they literally just call each other like timmy's mom yeah or something even when they're kids is that right yeah i think so i don't remember that it's something like

that it's something like adjacent to dinkleberg dinkleberg He really fucking hated him. He really fucking hated him. Sweeney would make a terrifyingly hot trans woman. All right. Well, get to work. Carry on my gayward son. There'll be peens when you are done.

Gay your query head to rest. I am fucking gay. That shit got derailed hard. Gay or queerie and the rest is funny though. Like that is dumb enough. And then I am fucking gay. I know that song so much because of fucking Supernatural. I'm Supernatural.

I know because of Guitar Hero. Really? Supernatural? That's like The song of Supernatural. Really? Yeah. Supernatural, that CW show? Yeah.

You know what I have a weird association with? CW and Kansas? Okay. I don't know. That's crazy. I think the idea is that a wait what show is it supernatural Dean that's Dean only likes a classical rock music I see okay You're stuck in a wrong decade yeah what's that song by heart where it's like um it's not barracuda crazy on you

Oh might be crazy on you because I remember like I associate like where it goes boom boom boom No no no no no yeah I associate that show with Scott Bayo is 45 and single I've not I know that show but I yeah because I remember for some reason distinctly there was like a teaser like I don't know like one of those like bumper ads before like show stuff and that was playing in the background I was like oh crazy on you I was like why is it on this show and I never watched the show and it stuck out to me because I was like I would never watch this show who the fuck cares about Scott Bayo ever do when I think about that it's uh Hilton Kumar um he's having a dream sequence Kumar with like a just a bag of weed oh yeah he's like fucking like a bag of weed or

something and it's like playing that crazy on you song it's so stupid I never liked weed that much you know when I like that I'm at most I still don't really like like the thing those stoner comedies really were like so unappealing to me yeah everything about them like I was like I don't care about it was funny it's about what's a funny movie Superbad I saw but like I remember the reason why we saw Superbad because it was the movie and also

the story behind it was wild because it was just like they wrote them when they were kids or some shit and so I remember that was like interesting to me but like because is that even really a stoner? I don't even know if it's not technically a stoner one there's actually like not really any way there's not really any way There's, like, I think, a moment where they're smoking weed when Fogles with the cops.

Yeah. Yeah. It gets out and then it's a cigarette. It's not even weed. No, he smokes me with them. He's smoking weed with the cops, I don't remember that. It might be. It might be.

I remember he's like, have a cigarette. Because Seth Rogen's there with, he's all the cops. I'm not the cops. Yeah, but no, but like. It's him and David Hater, right? Yeah. Sam Hater. David Hater.

No, not David Hater. Oh my God. What's his name? Mcloven. You, you, he was on us to know. But it is a hater. But it is a hater. out of my head.

I was like, but it is, yeah. Bill haters. No, but he's in the back of the cop car and he was like, here, McLevin, smoke up. Like, he's like, you want a cigarette smoke up? It wasn't even weed. No, no, I'm talking about when they were outside and they were pretending with the guns.

McLeaven. They were smoking weed when they were firing. You're talking about the end of the, pretty much when they torts the cop car? Yeah. Don't a hell. You're smoking weed around that time? I can be wrong.

It's been a long time as I've seen it, so. That's at least that's favorite fucking movie. Michael Sarah. It's that. It's that and a godfather. Who's that. Superbad's a funny movie. It's a movie that's not relaxing.

I don't... I have a hard time putting a comedy is my favorite movie. I like it. You know what I mean? Like, comedy's just kind of like lose something. I like a lot of. You see it already?

No, I think Naked Gun is still one of my favorite movies. I love the naked gun. I just... I'm never going to laugh at the naked gun like I laughed at it when I first saw it. That's true. I disagree. Maybe like,

Tropic Thunder makes me laugh. That movie's funny. Tropic Thunder I could watch like a million times. But even then it's like it's going to be like a... It's going to be like a complete. cost up as to which scenes are going to get me. Yeah, I don't know. I can say if I really like something, I can watch it again, no problem.

But are your favorite movies, like, would you, like, of your favorite movies, like how many of them are comedies, you know what I mean? How many of the comedies? Well, so some of them, like if I had a top 10, most of them wouldn't be comedies. That's true. That's what I mean. But I definitely like, say, uh, blazing saddles, I put in my top 10. You know what I mean?

That's fair. There's just, even though I've seen it a million times, still, every time. I think every time the hard are is mentioned, like the frontier guy, hey, the sheriff said, and then the fucking bell keeps ringing. I don't know why. It's still just funny to me. And then like everybody, the fucking mayor reading the welcome,

him saying the hard are there, and then the guy fucking falls in his chair immediately. Yeah. I just think there's a lot of comedies that I used to really like, and then I watch them again, and I'm like, eh, I don't know if I liked that as much. That makes sense. Like I remember specifically,

Anchorman got less funny for me. Really? Yeah. I still love it. The thing that gets me the most from that movie is it's Jack Black kicking that dog. Jack Black kicking the dog off the bridge. It's a great moment. That's a wild moment.

It's how I roll. It's how I roll. The fact that he says, now this is happening is hilarious. That is the best way to initiate something like that. He doesn't say, I'm going to get your dog. Never says it's over for you or like something threatening. Guess what? Now this is happening.

He picks the dog up. You took something from me. Someone takes something back from you. He does it. So, like, I still laugh just as hard when, when, when he's, uh, crying in the fucking phone booth. Oh, yeah. Like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's crying in a way that I've never seen a grown

man cry before. It's so funny to me. He's having a meltdown. Yeah. It's so funny. He's crashing out. He's a proper crash out. He's probably crashing out.

He's having a legit meltdown. It's like, this is public. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Uh, anyway. So, smelling. Ants for the Big Oounces, scientific curiosity.

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That's crazy. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. I know what you mean to. They have so many acne scars. It's like, I don't know what, like, what are you guys doing to your faces? Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions

you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomach ache every day.

Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation plus some fast.

Fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. and she replies with a low Listen So we sat there

Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet Can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place Sometimes it's just people skin Like some people No but it's common in Mexican people

It's common in them I think isn't it scars from The Topping pit bull or stuff like that No the chicken pox thing Oh it might be Isn't that from getting that shit like late Or whatever

It might be Maybe I don't know. You're not never had chickenpox, though? That's bad. I got vaccinated. I got vaccinated. I mean, if you got vaccinated, then you're fine.

I imagine, I imagine. There's no way I could not have vaccinated at the time. In your, um, in your guys years because I know it was, I was still, I was still, I'm old enough to where they weren't, they weren't doing the vaccine yet. Yeah. So we had to do that dumb ass thing where, oh, go play with your dumb friends that have chicken pox and then you'd get it too. That's stupid. Remember having the dumb bumps in my face with having a fucking mask on. I was like, this is so stupid.

Like, what is this? It is a weird thing that just happens to every, like a lot of people. Like, I had it. Yeah, you got it. I had a scar on my forehead from it. Ah. Because I scratched one of them off. Ow. Which was wild.

Yeah. I wonder if that, because I hear people say acne scars, but I don't think those are acne scars. I think those are like. They might be. They might not be. I have to verify because like Edward James almost. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

George Lopez looks like a moldy orange to me. Like when I look at age of well, man. He looks like he's been. thrown out. He was not young in the show. Remember that. He was definitely, he was almost 50 in the show. Oh shit. He looks like an onion. Chris, how did you get over your anxiety? Just didn't. What is? Yeah, just pretend like it's not there. I rather give you money than to charity. Big meat he stinks. I'm slipping. I'm, I'm sipping and no femme is seen. I can't put

down the cock. Andy the man who's handy is now back to S. Here and Forever Dandy. Jimmy rings and his P-O-W girlfriend. I've never had a, I've never had Jamaican food, but I bet it sucks. Lost it, lost it, lost it all at the Cortez.

It's such a crazy sentence. I love that sentence as like, as like, almost like, what do you call it? Like a madlib. Yeah. But you can fit anything in there.

You can put anything in there. Yeah. I've never had Italian food. I bet it sucks. That is just a bait. Like, that's insane. Like,

oh, here. Totally. You're going to be upset. exactly Los Alda Cortez You all got some

Change Gids Fear Magnegro Um Kratos Singing even Flow

Which which Which Kratos Which voice I have The more black one I don't know What that I kind of don't know

Which one you're talking about Is he more black? I think so Would you say Old school or 2018 I think old school is more black Is more black Or

Well I can't Why? Well, I guess Because he's less redievable. He's just more of a, he's just more of a, he's just more of a nigger.

Weird like, he's just darker skin. He's more of a real nigga. Is he? I thought he was just white the whole time. What do you mean? D. Do you mean?

No, fucking Cratos. Well, I mean, Greeks are white, right? They're Greek. They might think they're white. I'm a part Negro, but I don't want to talk about it. I think they're white.

I think white supremacists may not consider them because I know they have a hard time considering Italians white. White's purposes do not consider Greek people white at all. I know Greek people who are definitely part black and they're like I'm Greek and it's like I mean if you go down I mean the further you go down right

He's a Griegrove. I'm like bro. If you go and see Southern Italians those things are dark dude. Yeah but they're dark but they're not like some of them are obviously some Sicilians are like Moroccan part Moroccan and shit like that. A lot of them are I mean that's why like they came over you see the dark as Italians in New York. That's where they're from, from South Italy. But then there's also like...

Dark Italians is wild. It's like a wild thing to see in the, in like the wilderness. They're all assholes though. Why? I mean, they get... Imagine having that accent and being black. Fair point. Imagine the shit you get. Imagine you look like Kingston. You go like,

hey, what's the big deal? What do you do? I know plenty of part black Italian people and it's hilarious. Yeah. And they are, in fact, obnoxious. Yeah, throw stones in them. I mean, that's a... My nephew is... I think my nephew is like,

I don't think he's... I think his dad is half Italian. And then he's whatever... My nephew's dad's half Italian. And he's not obnoxious. He's actually really nice. But he's the only one. I've met a prototype that's been like,

not like, oh, I hate you. Look up scallop eyes and have a great day. No thanks. Scallop eyes? I'm curious about that, but I'm not going to... Is it like Blumkin fingers? Batty, baddie boy radio. What is that?

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No, wait. I thought, of course, they did, right? They all got eyes. Well, I've never... Those are the fish, right? Do they look weird? Oh, I've just never considered those... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman,

and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions. that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having

any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half

and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. I've never considered like muscle type things having eyes, I guess. I hate muscles.

But like the blue, look at that blue shit. What do you mean the blue shit? Look at the blue shit. Those are eyes? Yeah, apparently. What are you doing? He can't even have several eyes. Yes, they have a bunch of eyes.

That's why I can't, like you can't tell me eating that stuff is not. Muscles are weird. Like, the thing for, me is like muscles, oysters, clams and stuff. Like I can't do that shit. All that stuff. Oh my God.

Even lobsters and crabs. I know that's like, I know that a lot of people like, to me it's just like it's bugs and weird shit. Look, I'll take that over. I'll take that over because, uh, I know it's like, oh, the shell. Yeah, it's like, relate to bugs, but like it don't, it don't taste like bugs. I think it does. It doesn't taste the bugs before?

It does not have. You taste the bugs before? I have. Oh. Yeah. And it don't take, Luke, bugs to me. If you left a bug in water for a long time, you get it would taste the same. No, because it doesn't even smell remotely the same.

It's like shrimp is fucking excellent. Especially like curry shrimp with some rice. Holy shit. I just feel like shrimp is kind of... It's so goddamn. I'm a big fan of fish. I'm a big fan of calamari. And calamari was like an accident.

I had calamari by accident during like a blind taste test. The same way, like, you don't have a problem. You're like, okay, I'm not going to eat this lower life form, but this thing that is pretty smart, I'm going to... I'm going to... I was thinking about talking about. Here's my logic, right? Slice dice. Go ahead?

Here's my logic. about that, right? I'm eating it. So clearly it's not that smart. So when people are eaten too, you think they're... Yes. So if someone bashes your head in, you're like, what an idiot. If someone bashes my head in and eats me, I'm fucking retarded. Are you? Yes.

Well, after the bash. Yeah. How does anyone get to a situation where they're eaten? I think... Being stupid. I mean, maybe, but also, no. You can, somebody can befriend a cannibal that would, like Hannibal. Oh, Hannibal the Cannibal. I hate that rhymes. That was the point.

That's the point. I know. But I hate it. He was cannibal lector and he's a Hannibal. He's a Hannibal. We got to hurry up with this, though. Dude, we're fucked. I'm fucked on time.

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Jamaican Vader is fucking insane. Aw, boy. I would watch the fuck out of that. You don't know the power on the dark side there. I mean, that sounds like the air. I mean, that sounds with the air. That sounds more alien to me than anything. It does.

Yeah, they should just did that for the trade federation. Sick as fuck, dude. I called our friend Jake, one of them. I called Jacob. What is your friend? Jake, Jake. Oh, oh, oh, wow. You remember the Trade Federation, aren't you?

The Trade Federation for the Asian ones, right? They were definitely both. They were definitely both Asian and definitely probably also Jewish, too. The Trade Federation? They sounded like Asian people, but what they did was very, uh... No, I thought Wado was the Jew. Well, he was... Wado is... Wado is a Jew. Wado is... Wado is... Wado has a Yamaga.

I mean, he got knocked off his head every scene we saw, but it's definitely... No, it was always there. It was just off camera. Is that what happened? Yeah. I was a picturing, like, George Lucas would come in and see him and then add a yamika, and then, like, when he leaves, they would erase it again. That's crazy. He was just in a constant

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The sight of someone pushing George Lucas over while he's eating panda express in a food court is fucking violent. I think I would cry. Like, it would be too funny. I'd go help him. I'd be like, stop that. He go...

Oh. Oh. Oh, no. I think... It's so fucked up. I think that would be it for me. I think that would be too funny. He would have yourself to death.

George Lucas, loner. Panda Express billionaire getting shoved over and making such a little deal of it. Like, oh. I think I'd laugh so hard something would happen. I've collided with this linoleum floor. I think he would cause a black hole to open. Oh, golly, geez. You're lucky to have my Baskar knife on me.

He just guts the guys. It's a good thing. I've had my billions of dollars in my Baskar knife. He pokes somebody with it and they disintegrate. They start to fucking vanish before it. before your very eyes. They fucking Ben Kenobi. They just disappear with their clothes.

They're closing a butt plug. Did you see Did you see the thing where it was like George Lucas was explaining why that's the death? No. What did he say? Let me just return to the force at that moment. No, he's talking about this.

Everybody in my family dies. That's crazy. Shut the fuck about. My mother got into a car accident with me when I was a wee boy and should be. damn near disappeared. I saw my dad. All that was left for her clothes.

My dad hit the stooped him on her way. She hit the steering wheel and then she vanished. You didn't understand he just got knocked unconscious. He was going to say he got knocked unconscious more materially. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's right. Oh, he is, yeah, that is, yeah. Only the, only the Lucas has died that way.

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What is this gay little beetle trying to figure out how the beetle... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of parabenopause or menopause,

it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece.

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