The Snark Tank - #316: Demon Might Sob

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

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He had a nightmare that's picking your eyes out. Awebo. Awebo. Oh, wow. That's a... I'd done sneezed. That was a harsh sneeze. Yeah. Awebo.

Show's over. I promised myself I wouldn't record if I sneezed. Goodbye everybody. And the end, and credit song. I don't want to wait. Oh, wait, that's the intro for Dawson's Creek. Is that it? No, Dawson's Creek is, is that the right song?

What is it is? It is Dawson, Dawson. Oh, yeah. I can't hit that. No. Dawson fucking Creek. I don't want to wait. It could it be?

I watched every episode of that show. That's crazy. That makes sense to me. It does. It's going to be you watch Supernatural. You watch. other shit teen stuff. I wonder why you're such a fucking woman.

No. Watch what? That's surprising. No. Arrow. Arrow. Oh, I,

and Dawson's Creek wasn't on W. It wasn't on WB. I tried. It was on U.P.N. Dawson's Creek? It's on U.P.N. It was on U.P.N. with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Really? And it was. And Veronica Mars and everything. Well, hold on. It was on it? Or? I watched it on there. Okay.

I watched it on there. Yeah, because I've seen Seinfeld on Comedy Central, and I'm like, no. Oh. You know what I mean? Like that makes no sense to me. There's another show called like Project Veronica, something like that. There was a lot of shows at that time.

There's another show where this girl, like, had a best friend. I forgot what's called something like cryptfinders. Oh, God, I watched all that shit because I had no control of the TV. Right. Like, I had a 12-year-old sister. So, like, the TV would be on. I'd be watching people like, no, you're not. And it's changing.

And I'm like, I well, I guess I'm watching Dawkins. I'm watching One Tree Hill. Wentree Hill. I watched Charmed The dog Eating the Heart? Yeah. Yeah, that scene

I saw that scene when it came out and I was like, was that one tree hill? That was one tree hill. I remember it was one of those things. And then there was, there was a seventh heaven thing too.

Seven heaven was on Channel 11 as well too. We were like tripping on something on seventh heaven too. Oh, something like yeah, there was some crazy thing on seven heaven. Yeah, it's all mixed together. Like a child exploding in like an album or something.

Because it locked from the inside like ovens do. Yeah. Like, yeah. I auditioned for one tree hill actually. Did you really? Yeah, actually. For like...

How old were you? What kind of world was it? I think it was like a kid role for some reason. I do remember this. Because I just had, like, they were just holding it in this like random place that we happened to be. And I was like, oh, I might do it. I didn't set out to do it. It was literally just happening.

Oh. I think they were just looking for people like extras or something. Oh. Is what I would imagine. Oh, okay. I mean, that's a very old school style. You. It's very old.

Yeah. We need you. Get the fuck over here. And then. Yeah, get over here. You've got a face. It's such a harassing. No fucking.

You got a face that would look really good out of focus in the background. Yeah. You got a really good out of focus face. I'm going to pay you in a fucking gift card or whatever. Yeah, it was like a Chili's gift card for $5. I did that one time. I got,

I did a role. It was a speaking role and they paid us in a red lobster gift cards. Are you serious? Yeah. And I'm like, all right. I was like, Red Lobster's gone now.

It is gone. If you saved that gift card, you would have been shit out of luck. It would have been, Yeah, that would have, yeah, that'd be crazy to save it. Are they gone for real now? Are they like, actually there's no more of them? I'm pretty sure they're completely gone.

As far as I'm concerned, I've never tried, I never tried looking them up since I heard they were like, oh, we're shutting down. There's that, the only place. What about the four of them in Maine? Four of them in Maine. There's probably more than foreign Maine. I mean, probably. I feel like Red Lobster is probably trash in Maine. You know what I mean?

Yeah. You think so? Either trash or better. No, it's probably better, but I imagine that the people of Maine probably don't go to Red Lobster to get the seafood. Like, they're not the same quality. They're better. Like, those are the only odds.

I understand what he's saying. They're not the same quality. They are rest in the country. The red lobsters are better in Maine, but I imagine the main. The Maine Nights. What the fuck? Manians. The Maineats.

The Mayanats. Wouldn't eat. You know what I mean? Like, oh, you can go to a burger joint and then you. No, Mexicans here still eat fucking Taco Bell all the time. It's, it's, it's, it's, and Chipotle. They do eat it, but they don't. And let me tell you something.

It's way better here. It's way better here. Taco Bell and Chipotle are way better here than they are in New York. Consider it. Does your family schedule look like an endless list of appointments, games, and practices? Just keeping everyone on schedule feel impossible? The Skylight calendar is here to put an end to your scheduling stress with this all-in-one shared display, visual structure, and color-coded scheduling.

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and I'm creating Mexican, they'd be like, why? Not that, you know? Right. But yeah, actually, I stay away from Tripoli for probably a decade or more because the first time I had it was when I was in New York. Yeah, yeah. It just happened to be like we were on the tour thing. So we're like, oh, let's try Chipotle.

And it was fucking so bad. Then I'm like, it took me probably, 20-something, you know, 2020-something for me to try Chipotle again. Dude, I never, I was like, oh, it's actually not that bad. I didn't have Chipotle until I got here. Same. Like, there's the first thing I had. So maybe one time I had in Connecticut, that mall in Connecticut, Danbury had in Danbury once. Oh, in Connecticut?

It's like the worst place. It's just like it sounds like the worst place to try it. It's just the mall there. That's it. Just the mall. Just you sang Danbury. Connecticut sounds like I would never want anything remotely close to Mexican food over there. It sounds like a place where stranger things people would grow up.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's just nowhere to kind of. What are those? I mean, I've had a bean before. I've never seen anything like.

Freeholas. What the fuck is happening? And one person eats it and it starts coughing up, blood it disappears. But that's what I think. You know how people always say they're like, oh man, Taco Bell gives me the shit. And I think it's just people that don't normally have fiber in their diet like beans.

Even though their beans are. kind of like, you know, they're like, they're not the best beans. I think they're like, you add water to a fucking powder or something. I'm pretty sure they're just like really wet coffee beans. It's, I don't think they're real like, like, like protein beads at all. But I was like, I've never had, I've never got a shit from. Me neither. I have, but it, like, it makes my tummy hurt in general.

It genuinely doesn't too shitty. I think that's why I have it late always. And I probably pass out before I'm done digesting. There is something. So it's like, probably too. it, you know, by eating late. And also, one thing I have noticed if you don't eat all day and then your first meal is really greasy, that's an easy way to get the shit. It's like, I've noticed all these for me. It makes me upset because this week I haven't cooked in a house at all.

Yeah. I kind of want to, I want to really bad. I'm sick of eating out. I'm like, I'd rather just eat food at my home. Oh, man. And it's annoying me. I slaved over like two, two hours plus making Zupa Descana. And, oh, it was. great but also I ate it in like 15 minutes and I'm like this just doesn't feel good at all it's not rewarding slightly I don't I don't I don't understand why people make soups for dinner that shit feels so insane this is just like this is like you know especially Zubis count is pretty good yeah it's I think it's chunky ass potatoes big especially the the way that I make it first of all I don't put the I don't put the potato skins in there because I'm not a fucking psychopath I like I love potato skins I like bandades in them

To me, that is the equivalent. I love it. Like, to me, I feel like you're a peasant that likes eating dirt. Yes. Because you know, especially if it's ordered out. Like, if you go to Olive Garden, they're not rinsing those fucking potatoes properly. There's no way. No, why would you?

I eat the thing that I fucking, what I do is I get all of the fucking film of it. Then I put it over the top of the thing and I suck it through. So I get all the nutrients out. Just like that, you throw away that. actual parts of the potatoes, just can, the skin and then the foot film. Suck all the color of it.

By the time it's like a piece of tape. It's fucking bland. Yeah. I am going to cook more, but also it's mainly because I know RFK Jr. is going to ruin the food drug administration. So,

like, I don't want to, like, get food poisoning, like, at an increasingly rate. That's, like, the big thing that I'm,

I'm like, oh, let me just have stuff. And I know that it's thoroughly been washed and cooked instead of, like, going out.

Because I know, if they, I think of it from the perspective of you, would you give a shit? You're working a job and, you know, they're not paying you enough. Are you going to make sure it's all perfect and shit? I don't even make, I don't even make my own food perfect. I'll eat salad dry. Well, that's, I cut corners on my own food, like I will figure out I'm doing it. I don't put dressing on salad. That's crazy.

I don't rinse my chicken. I don't have there. What's the point? You ever rinse your chicken? You know, it's a little slimy and slow. You're like, hmm, I think I can see the salmonella on it. And you're like, I'm sorry, you throw it in the oven for about five minutes. I'm like, I'll chance it.

I just brine it. We don't do that? Five minute chicken? Yeah. Why would I do that? I brined on my chicken. Why? I think it tastes better than to clean it.

I could give a fuck. I mean, I mean, if I'm cooking for myself, it's literally just for sustenance. I feel like salmon all that gives it a little pop. That's crazy. I brine all my chicken. And I taught Lily to brown of chicken, too. That's why you shit what do you talk about? Yeah.

Yeah, because my stomach is not. My stomach is all fucked up. What are you brine it with? I brine it with. I brine it with. I brought a little bit of orange peels, a little bit of south. That's called bleaching. That's not called brine.

Oh, my bad. I thought, wait, this entire time. You didn't bleaching brine? That's what I thought. You can do both of you want. I'm not a big fan of it. I'm more of the orange zest kind of brine kind of guy. I'm more of the chlorox.

I'm more of the chlorox. Ajax. A little bit of Ajax on my chicken. You ever had borax, dude? That's old shit, dude. I know what borax. I know what borax is what my grandma didn't live as long as she's going to do it. Dude, do you remember?

I remember there was somebody in my Twitch chat once who was telling me about how their grandmother or somebody in their family used to wash their chicken with soap. Like Dawn. Which, by the way, I'm pretty sure Dawn is like crazy. I'm pretty sure Dawn has like a secondary use case that's like next. Like you douse yourself in it in the middle of like nuclear radiation. You're fine? Or something like weird shit like that.

I've heard about some. You know what I mean? I've heard some lives tale like about that. About Dawn. Yeah. Or like Dawn gets out. I wish I could remember exactly what it is about Don. I know it gets out oil slicks.

That might be what it is. Like, oh, that's what it is because they used it for the fucking oil spill. Yeah, it gets oil off. Oh, right, right,

It gets oil off ducks. Yeah. Perfectly. It gets oil off of things. Right. Well, sure. But specifically ducks, though.

It's even on, it's, there's ducks on the fucking logo. The duck is, yeah, literally. Yeah, I'm not even joking.

And that's why. Yeah. They're like, oh, here, It's perfect for washing your duck. Oil tycoons fucked up the ducks again. Let's go get some dons.

So it's a good like balance. Like Thanos. You know, Thanos is like, fuck, this sucks. Get some dawn. That's all he wanted, really. Right, right. It wasn't enough dawn to balance. When he was talking about a new dawn, he was talking very literally.

I hate him, I always have a hate bonus to movie Thanos. I just like, I like him because I understand. There are people in this world that are that insane. So also, because it's stupid. But I'm also like, oh, you're just a crazy person. Right, right. And it is just that. You're crazy, but you think you're righteous.

It's kind of funny. And he's too strong for anybody to be like, no. Yeah, to like just put him down. It's so insane. He's like Scarecrow in the fucking animated series. Oh. In the Batman animated series? In the Batman the anime series, Scarecrow?

How thin and frail he is. Do you remember that? I watched that episode recently. He is. I remember being a scarecrow like man. Bro, he was like so thin. I just wonder how like he ever did. anything successfully.

Yeah. It would be easy just to bully him to not do anything. Yeah, he's like a professor. Just bully him. Yeah, you push him really hard

and he's done. He's not doing any psychological shit to you. But then he becomes Jordan Peterson, you know. Oh. I think, well, yeah, that's true.

I think of that often it's like, I love fear. How come no one's ever, like, just killed some of those bad guys on Gotham? Well, that's the thing that annoy. That's the thing that annoy.

That's, that's the thing that's, that's the plot armor that anno me. Yeah. They're not talking about it. Obviously, everything works.

If it was realistic, there would be a lot of people like, oh, you killed my cousin, uncle, you killed my wife, you know, like some guard that's working at the asylum. We'd just murder all them and be like, yeah, that was highly worth it. Oh, you got to go. He'd be like a highlight of Luigi Manjoy. It'd be like, yeah, oh, thank God. Fuck you, Batman.

Fuck you to death. And we're going to fuck you to death. And they all hoard Batman and try to rape him. Alfred. They're pulling, Alfred, they're ripping a part of Batman's. You break the rape in case of emergency glass so early on. You don't even attempt. They imagine they're pulling out of his clothes.

The rape is funny. Alfred, they're getting into my pants. Hurry. They're fucking lazy ass. He calls the fucking batmobile. And he tries to jump in someone pulled his pants off. He gets in a flippie dyes. He nearly escapes getting sexually assaulted.

Alfred, we got to leave the city Alfred's of the passenger scene Batman's dix is out I don't know if it's safe I think we need to go to Blood Haven I think Convin is full of rapist A very good master way

Is he a Very good master wine I know this is the animated series But my voice is recognizable As Because I know he gives the shit about and British Alfred other than Michael Kane.

I don't know. I think people don't give a shit about Michael Kane now. Oh, you're right. You know, it's been a while. We care about it because we saw it. We remember it. Yeah, nobody.

That is true. I mean, I don't know what the default assumption of Alfred is right now. I think it's like, it's like Jarvis. The Jarvis dot, like the,

the helper. I forgot what his name is. The famous one from like the Hamburg. What are you saying? It's like the British constables. Like, very good master.

Why? I'll go do that right now. Like very, Like just the typical, what is like the famous butler from like old British television called or like books? People call him Jeeves. Jeeves. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah.

You forgot. You're talking about butlers that he forgot Jeeves? I know Jeeves does ask Jeeves only. That's why. Oh. Oh. Mawfulous. Oh.

Very good, sir. I've drawn you above. It sounds. Having a butler is kind of weird. And then he pulls up a drawing of a bath. He says, I said, I drew him. I drew you a bad. That's literally real, by the way.

hilarious, Alfred. What do you mean that's real? That's a seed in Batman the Edivate. It's serious. That, Alfred did that? Yeah, he said, I drew you above. And I was going to call him Master Wayne. Bruce walks in and he goes, hey, Alfred, what's the deal?

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and he shoots Alfred his dad he shoots he shoots his surrogate father he loses his fucking cool and he kills his surrogate father why are you saying

surrogate that was so stupid I let it slide the first time because I thought like oh whatever adopted is that not the right word it's surrogate there you go oh I thought you had a problem I mixed them I mixed them both up you said surrogate

I was like oh maybe it was like oh but he said it again I was like I thought it was just kind of like a Tesla thing I was going to Tesla, I thought they were the same. I knew they were different. I know each meaning, but I thought the words were the same. I see.

Anyway, I love Tesla. I love Tesla. Welcome to the SnarkTeg podcast. Go over to patreon.com slash the snark tag. Tell them. Oh. Oh. That's what he does.

What tears do we have? What are the tears? I think it's $1. It gets you, I don't know, add free or something. Elon, tell him about the tears. Tell them. We have $1 tear? I can't do.

I can't say anything. quickly as him. One dollar tier, no ads. So I know a lot of you are sick of the ads. So are we. Everybody hates ads. So $1 you get the show ad free. No interruptions at all.

Except for when, you know, he interrupts. You know, with a fucking dumb meme on his phone that you guys can't see or hear. But then I tell him about anything. You don't tell them about it. I describe it so that they don't attack you. No, they don't attack you.

Yeah. They're fine, dude. They love them. There's a bunch of tears over there. Go check it out. So, I don't know, what do we want? There's a couple. There's like a handful of things that we want to talk about.

I saw that. Did you? Because I know we talked about it briefly. But he also said Pillars of Eternity or whatever the fuck. Yeah. Path of Exile, too. I saw the stream. Oh, the stream of Elon playing.

I didn't see it. It was really uploaded to YouTube. What happened in it? It's so funny. What happened? Yeah, he sucks. But that's not the funny part. It's the chat.

Because he keeps trying to ban people. people that are just flaming him, constantly just saying things about how fucking ugly and stupid he looks, especially in the dark and the angle, because he looks terrible. It's a rough angle. It's a terrible angle. The screenshots that I saw were really like, people saying there that Ashley St. Clair, you know, they're coming to collect the money. He's the latest one that he impregnated or whatever.

Right, right, right, right. Just every horrible insult you can think about was in the chat. And he just kept trying to like, oh, like, I need to bend. And after a certain while, he just, the connection cut out, you know, because it was, he was defeated. It was, it was great seeing so many people come together and there was almost no positive feedback. There was almost no positive, like, oh, I love you, Elon. It was supposed to like, you suck so much. Die and shit.

I'm like, dude, worth the watch. That's awesome. It's worth the watch. It's, how long is the stream? I don't. I don't know if there. was the entire stream or something because it was just a few minutes of, I think maybe compilations I was watching. That's awesome.

Yeah. So. Yeah, I saw some like chat things pop up, but I wasn't sure if they were like, you know, meme, Photoshop or whatever. Oh, yeah. So like I wasn't sure like how crazy the chat actually got. But it's, it's an amusing. It got pretty, like, they didn't seem like there's any punches pulled. So like, that's what.

Good stuff. I don't understand why he would even do that. Yeah. It's like, it's like, okay, okay. I understand he is on the spectrum because that seems like somebody would not understand how hated he is right now. He doesn't get that somehow, I guess.

Where even, I was like, is he serious when he's talking about like, I don't understand why people are being so mean to me and Tesla? And I'm like, what do you mean? You're gutting our fucking government. Why would people not be upset? Not only are you gutting the government. You're also unlikable.

Yeah. You know, it's not even like that. It's not even what he's doing. It's the fact that he's doing what he's doing, but he has zero charisma. That's the problem. The thing is that people don't like him. I think that's the biggest problem.

He wants to be liked so bad. It's really embarrassing. But it's stupid because he used to be. That's the thing that's fucking retarded. He used to be. Oh, that people found out about him. And then people are like, oh, you're not worth liking.

You suck. You should take your own life. He said Zuckerberg bought a fucking mansion next to the White House? Of course he did. It's just like fucking, this is just like Epstein bought a house next to Marlago. Yeah. It's like the same fucking.

fucking thing. Yeah. I love that people just don't know about that shit or care. It's crazy. It's like, oh, fucking, hey, fucking, hey, you got the Mar-a-Lago, then the most notorious fucking, like, sex trafficker in America that we know of. Just, well, just a stones throw away from Mar-Lago essentially by the house. So obviously, they would congregate and share women all the time because they've talked about how much they both like young women. Yeah, they had like, they had like one of the two cups in the string in between their brother. Epstein, Jeffrey. Jeffrey. I forgot. His voice is way higher than it should be. Not now.

Well, maybe his last breath was extremely high. Everything starts cracking on people. He was damn near whistling. He used a silent scream before he dies and his head blows up. His head blew up. No, I remember there was like photography of like an autopsy or something. I don't remember. I remember there was like a photograph of like them pulling the body out and it was like kind of blurry.

And then like you say, I remember because I remember that you saw his ear and they were like, that's not his ear. I remember there was like a whole conspiracy about that. It's really funny how like that's not his ear. Which like I don't know, maybe. He hung himself, but he had like 35,000 bullet wounds. He says, he looks like Swiss cheese. Yeah. Oh, I can't believe he hung himself.

Wow. Yeah, he was more whole than Epstein. Yeah, yeah. In fact, he was opposite. He was less whole. Classic no end. God damn. All right.

Let's talk about something else, I guess. Because I'd rob the inertia out of it. Let's go. He was the opposite. Yeah, okay. No end. I know. I know your rules.

In fact. He was, I want to talk about the last of us two first because it's quick and easy. We'll get over it really quick. T. Lou 2. So the last of us, season 2 is, I think, about to be out. This weekend. This weekend.

Is it a be used on the weekend? Yeah. What is it? Sundays. Sundays. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday.

Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. And so.

Can I can not wait to see John Gila again. I cannot wait. It's going to be in the first 10 seconds. You're going to see the HBO logo, which takes about five seconds, and he's going to be It's actually going to be... Bink! It's going to be built into the splash screen for the logo.

Not even in the story, just like it's a soon. But yeah, so fucking, I don't know, man. It's happening. They're doing it. I think they're going to restructure that this next season a lot. Two million percent. I think they even said that season two is going to be season, or, or Last of Us 2 is going to be season 2 and 3.

So they're already like, they're already fucking with it. Yeah. I think they're going to delay certain things a little bit later on because I think obviously, why wouldn't you do that? We've already seen Abby's actress, right? We already got her. Yeah, and she looks more like Ellie. And then Ellie's actress looks like Gizmo.

And so like we're kind of got to. Look, I know it's mean. I understand. But like she just doesn't. look intimidating at all. There's a screenshot going around from like, I don't know if it was like a teaser trailer for the last of a season two or what. But it's like it's, it's Ellie with a gun and held to the camera. And it looks fucking laughable, dude.

Like if that was, if that was in front of me, I don't even think I would be, if that gun was loaded with bullets that would kill me and then kill my lineage. Yeah. I wouldn't even be afraid. Like, I don't know if I could find fear in me. Yeah. It's the least intimidating actress you could have possibly chosen. for this role, especially knowing, it would be one thing if you, if there was just the Last of Us One, right?

And you were like, let's make a TV show of The Last of Us One. Yeah. I could see it maybe. Because it's like, oh yeah, she's like young looking and, you know, timid or whatever. But then like with the knowledge that sees that the Last of Us Two exists, knowing that she's going to have to play this character after, I don't know why you would have chosen this person. It definitely, it's just badgastic. It is.

It's one thing. What is the time, the time frame between two and one again? I don't know. A while. It's a bit, right? It's like six years, right? I mean, she's a lot older. I know that.

I think it's like five years or something like that. Because she's like what, like 14? She's like 12, 13. She's like, yeah, 13, 13, 14. And I think she's like over 18 in The Last of Us 2. Just ask chat GBT. Yeah, ask chat GPT. This is the best use for AI, by the way.

Dude, chat GBT has been solid for me except for like one thing so far. And I always try it on Google afterwards Just to see It's night and day It's god damn It's really unfortunate Because But anyway

So the question is How old is Ellie in the last of us part one versus the last was part two Yeah How old is Ellie in the Last of Us part one Versus part two? Yeah Yeah

Yeah Good Shut up, great question 14 and then 19 Yeah So there you go Look how quickly that, look how quick that was. It's so quick and so unnecessarily thorough.

Yeah, I usually tell it after I'm done. Like, just give me the details I don't need. Yeah. Just give me the answer. I don't need any flourish. In conclusion or so, and then it gives me that. You could have just put that at top. Yeah, exactly.

But it's still better than Google. It was just like, you know, how old was Ellie in The Last of Us Part 1? And then it's like an essay about the last of us part 1. It's like, Neil Druckman was five years old when he first thought about killing an older man's daughter. it never stopped It never left him You know

Yeah Yeah yeah It's fucking ridiculous But yeah So it's a while A while passes And she still looks like a baby In fact she looks younger

Somehow In season two They could have at least Put makeup on her face To look her bigger So at this point She might as well look like an old woman Yeah

You know So they did some wild Restructuring As far as the plot goes And how the length of it So obviously it's what Probably like a year Or something

That they're gonna spend it I imagine That would be crazy, but yeah. I mean, but like, how is she going to justify her looking exactly the same? I don't know. I guess they're just going to hope you buy it because she is that old. She is older, in fact, in real life. So it's like maybe like, well, I mean, I mean, I mean, we have to do that for stranger things like where they all look.

Yeah, yeah. The last season. Finn Wolfheart looks like. Dude. Dude, it looks like ridiculous. They all, I was like, wow. And I don't see, I don't see. Particularly Lucas.

the black kid look way older in the last season he's a young man now Bobby Brown's supposed to be like a child and she's got a rack now Millie does not look like Millie does not look like because like all I see on Reels is like she's always

advertising she she's making bank advertising stuff like it's like soulless advertising I'm like you I wish I wish but yeah it's always some stupid shorts and stuff and then every time too some lipstick never wears a bra and I'm just like Like she's not, she's so, I think purposely trying to be like, I'm not 11.

Stop. Stop trying to think of me. Drake is in the comments. I'm, dude, problem. I can't wait to buy these. With his, with sock account that his name's like, like, raked. It's just, not Drake backwards. Not Drake.

It's, it's, it's, it. Stop with this backwards shit. E. Khar. E. E. Card. E card.

Eard. E card. Secks. Eard. E card. E card. Eard. Yo, it's me.

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I mean, imagine, because he doesn't seem like he's talking to her now, but he was her fucking best friend when she was a kid. Yeah, she was giving her help with boys or something. Boy's advice. Imagine even weird. I think we talked about us once because it's like, it's borderline weird to give your, like, say, cousin advice like that. Like if you had a baby cousin,

and she was like, want to talk to you about boys, even like, okay, we're, we're, blood. I want to make sure that you don't get fucked over by some dudes or whatever. I think that's like the, the line. Well, imagine if it was like,

I think if it's your cousin, I think it's, it was like the neighbor girl or something. Right. And then it's like, I mean, it's different. She's your neighbor,

but also, don't she, doesn't she have siblings? I think, I think it not being related to you is like a hard cutoff, right? That's what I mean like 200%. Hard, hard,

Hard, hard, hard hard. I say the cousin thing just because like, it's around the country, man, there's some people that there's that's not even a line you know what I mean for I even my like like my it's a little like my people are too friendly with their cousins yeah definitely is weird my my nephew when he had girl problems he was like king what the fuck I was like look dude

you're asking the worst nigga ever about this first and foremost I have one sex relationship and that's it and I hate it sometimes so he's like isn't that all of them and I'm like I don't fucking know I don't know he doesn't he didn't have our grandpa was like our grandpa was good at that And he's very dead And he's like, yeah, I'm aware It's like, I don't know, man. Ask your mom. Man, for social leads,

it's different though to, uh, just ask the internet knowledge on, um, chat GPT. Just ask chaty BT now. Just ask Andrew Tate. Actually kind of interesting. Ask Andrew Tate. Probably back in the day he would because, um, I still,

I still find this wild. New listeners. If you didn't know, I first discovered Andrew Tate on your mom's house podcast. He was the first guest in their brand new studio when they moved to Texas. And this was before anybody knew who he was. So I was like, who fucks this guy? I thought he was a complete joke.

I thought he was like literally putting on a, like, oh, I'm a character. Oh, like a satire. Yeah, I thought everybody thought that. I was like, oh, this guy's hilarious. Like, I love this guy. I went to follow him on Twitter. He was following me already. And I was like, what the fuck?

His name was El Wudon. And apparently that was his second Twitter because the first one got banned. So I was like, oh, man, dude. Hey, man, I didn't realize you were following me. Like, oh, you're hilarious or something. He said some stupid Confucius shit to me. I was like, what the fuck? This guy's weird.

But anyway, I feel weird about that. This super rapish sex trafficker guy was actually serious the whole time. And I'm like, oh, that's, why was he following me? He loved what you had to say. And I was like, dude, what the fuck does that say about me? That'd be funny if, like, I check my follows and Myron is like one of my likes every time. Dude, every time I said, I'd be like, oh, no. Oh, no.

I feel. I would hate you. I would. He would. He would absolutely hate you. He would hate you. He would hate, well, so y'all, if he, say if he discovered you through snark tank and he heard some of the shit that you would say, you know, against them, you would, he would be like, oh, yeah. Several groups of them, apparently.

Everybody knows what that means, brother. Do I need to add some parentheses on it? Some brackets. Maybe, maybe not. Maybe not. But like, Myron, because we've heard how much he's, I can't, I just don't understand the openness of doing it. He's on, like, this would be an all-star run if it wasn't just bigotry. because it's like, what do you, like, dude, chill, my boy.

Like, that's enough. Like, who hurt him? Every day he's also, I knew. Is it because he's like Sudanese or something? Isn't he from like Sudan or something? He's a Sudanee, I think. Yeah, like, is it like, I thought he was Sudanese. I think he's, what's the other one called?

I don't know any of these people. I don't know any of these people. I still have not seen an episode of Fresh and Fit or any of these things. Is Myron from Fresh and Fit? Oops, I'm using the wrong one. It's words recording. I think Somalian. Oh, is he a small?

He's a pirate? He might be. Oh, wow. Somalians are pirates. That's right. Am I wrong? No, I mean you're, I mean, I don't know any. I don't know any different.

Is Myron from Fresh and Fit Sudanese or Somalian? It caught almost nothing but from Somalian. Cool. All right, well. Yeah, fuck it. I don't care. Yeah. That pissed me off.

So, yeah, I don't know. It's, it's, hey, man, props that like at least they're not, oh, we need to get some, you know, like, like, if it was like a reverse, like, if it was. was like reverse uno Brian Singer and they were like oh let's hire someone who's like oh they you know they they have the uh those type of young girls that oh as soon as they turn 18 to bam like that kind of thing and people get very creeped out about oh i you know what I'm talking about I have no idea what you're saying and so I said reverse Brian Singer meaning that like Brian Singh would work with like young boys and so he's a fucking pervert so there would be directors and producers that would work with young girls that they're kind of

like it's almost like a grooming situation where they're almost kind of like keeping them around or was like oh man this girl's like you're a beautiful young lady but in they're kind of like chomping their bits to like waiting for them to grow up and shit kind of a thing. To me this just seems like here's this I'm trying to be mean but here's this

ugly young girl that she's a good actor this is trying to but I'm just like it's not it I'm saying kind of strange she does she does subjectively like I mean it's okay to admit that she has unique face she looks like a character she knows that she must She looks like someone She knows what she looks like

She's clearly British That's wild She's clearly British That's excellent It would be like not knowing I was short You know what I mean What do you say? Exactly

You know like of course What do you mean? I'm sure what do you mean? I just like I'm so used to there being So much like perversion And a lot of like Hollywood self-experseman When it comes to young people that This feels like the complete opposite

Where it's like Purely casting It kind of does in a way that like how many unconventionally like I'm not how many ugly people

get these starring roles you don't you know what I mean it doesn't happen very much is also meant to heavily not be sexualized I guess that's why like I feel like it's kind of cool in that way I don't like this avenue of conversation though

because like I've seen that it's like oh man people are annoyed that like they don't want to fuck the bad character the last of it's like it's literally brother she's just not she just looks distra distracting. I think both things to me.

And she's not imposing. I think both things can be true. Yeah. Yeah. Like there's some people, there's people. There's normal. There's normal.

There's normal. Well, they're wrong. They're stupid as shit. Because, yeah, I'm talking about it. Well,

right. But see, to me, it's like, I don't want to not go in that avenue. I'll want to clarify and be like, no, normal people are just like, oh yeah,

she's lovely. It looks weird. You know? It's just like, I'm sorry. And then you have the guys that are typing on the, you know,

the forms and stuff, you see them, they're the ones that are upset, she's not hot. And I'm like, sure. Yeah, you're fucking weird, dude. Who gets it?

Granted, I wish every female character in the game was hot. But like, oh my God. I saw this, this YouTuber. I don't know who this guy is, he's like wearing like a suit.

Fucking kind of ugly dude, but he acknowledges it. He's like, I know I'm ugly. He made a video talking about Andy Pants Gaming. Remember that dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holy shit.

He made a video, Andy Pants game made a video about a Monster Hunter Wilds. what the fuck could you possibly have to say about Monster Hunter Wilds? He's inventing outrage Like I didn't see Maybe you can find it somewhere

I did not see anywhere anyone talking about Let me guess Let me guess Let me throw out a guess I'm only played Monster Hunter Wilds For about I'm sure you're gonna get it right There's 30 minutes

Yeah go ahead There are black people in the desert Oh it's a good guess But no actually See you would think He would have a problem His problem is he says The woke or mad

about Monster Hunter Wilds because there's hot women in the game. I have not seen one person complain about this. Yeah. I've not seen Ashley as a matter of fact that the game seems to me to lean more towards quote unquote wokeness because there's like feet, there's prominent females

in the stuff. The men look like twinks in the game. There's diverse fucking like a brown kid. There's like there, you know like it doesn't, if anything. I thought that would be an issue because like Right. Yeah. Like there's even though Obviously, they're in the desert.

Yeah, they're in the desert. But there's quote unquote, you know, from their perspective, there's DEI in the game. But no, he invented a scenario that, oh, the wokes are so mad. Dude, is to the point he took a Steam review, cropped out the username. Right. And it was like, look at this woke person complaining about hot people in the game. And it's him. So it wasn't him.

That would have been hilarious. It was a guy that's clearly trolling who has a Clint Eastwood. For you saying, oh, this is a woke guy. His fucking avatar's Clint Eastwood. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, you know how woke progressives love Clint Eastwood? Yeah, yeah, everybody. Yeah, everybody loves him.

And then you looked at the history of his reviews of this person. He just goes and trolls. So he sometimes pretends to be like anti-woke or woke. And Andy Pants Gaming knew this enough to crop out his name. So you wouldn't go find out for himself. And I was like, this guy is the shittiest grip. I know we've said that before, but it's like unbelievable that he has an audience. It's unbelievable.

It really devalued an, like, I don't know, man. That kind of thing made me feel like an audience isn't valuable. It's because it's so easy. Like, what even is the, you know? I don't know. Like, what even is the point? It's that easy to do. Yeah.

I really, there was, you know, we talked about doing our things. I didn't, I didn't push doing the Gifter channels. I didn't push. I just can't do it. I did one video and it got like 20K. And I was so disappointed by that. It really got 20K? Yeah, with no subscribers or anything.

And I was like, I'm just deleting this channel. Like, this bothers the hell out of me. No one ever found it, by the way. No one ever. But what I loved about it too is like I did, when I decided to delete it, I was like, I love the idea that people were out there looking because like there's going to be pictures. There's going to be like real videos. Yeah.

Where people are going to be like, is this Chris? Yeah. And people and those people who make those videos are going to be like, what the fuck? There were screenshots that seem kind of plausible around the timeline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this video, this channel just started. And it's actually really should show you that. how funny it is that there's people that are,

grifters are aware of this. They're like, oh, these guys are grifters. I can do it too. Right, exactly. And so they're propping up all the time. And that's why they're like, oh, is this you guys? Like the gold rush or something. 100% is like the gold rush.

It's fucking 1849 right now, dude. Anyway, we can move on to DMC. Last of Us, whatever. I don't know. I think it's bad casting. I think she's just like, she's not imposing in any, like there's a lot of very specific imagery from The Last of Us too. where like they even do it like the poster

where it's the cover of The Last of Us 2 They did it with Bella Ramsey and it's just like It just looks fucking comical Like it looks like It looks like she looks like a cherub Like it's the least

She looks like intimidating person You can possibly She looks like the transatlantic slave trade It was not a bad idea I think about it She looks She doesn't look right I'll see it

Maybe the show's better I don't know whatever I'm sure like I enjoyed watching the show I think the show is a good show I think the first season of the show is good but I also think the first game is better. So, like, I do think that's probably... I need to play the...

We'll see. I haven't played the first game since it came out, so I actually don't. I have to play it to do that. I think the game is better. You think the game is better than the show? I'm saying... Well, yes, certainly.

But also, I think... Where were you saying? I didn't... Well, I was just saying, like, I think The Last of Us Part 1 is just a better... It's just better as a... Oh, an experience.

Yeah. Oh, overall, as a story... As a story... Yeah. Yeah. Oh, got you mean. Oh, gosh. And so, like, I think, like, season two just inherently is going to be, like, kind of problem.

I'm excited because I feel like this is an opportunity to, to make it. That's true. Yeah, they could do that. Because that's, God, that's really, that's my old, that's my, I still like, I still like and think that's a good game with a good story. But my problem with it is just that, like, it feels disjointed at the worst moments. I, um, like the moments where things should come together. It's like, switch. And it's like, no, not right now.

Not right now. It completely reminds me of my Assassin Street Shadow's experience. Like, beat for beat where there are parts in the game where I'm feeling a little bit, like there's immersion actually. I'm like, oh, I'm enjoying this. And then it rips me out to some stupid flashback or something dumb. I'm a black person. Things are happening in a weird way that I'm just like, I,

unfortunately not enjoying this as much as I would like to. And that's how I felt playing The Last of Us part two, where I was just like, I'm not, especially the, you know, the crescendo really was Joel getting beaten up. And I'm like, well, what's, what is going to be more crazy about that? And you blew your load at the beginning of the game. Yeah, it never really gets there. The little kid.

The little kid gets punched in the faces. It's hilarious. Getting leveled by a grown man. I can't wait to see that in live action. I'm going to have that. I'm going to record. It's going to do that. That's good.

What game are you waiting on the most? Like, what game are you most excited? I'm not for in the future. Ooh, it's interesting. Oh, man. I know what mine is. There's a couple. Pretty obvious what mine is.

Baldersgate 4. No. Kingdom Hearts 4? No. Pokemon. It's a numbered game, for sure. Pokemon. Oh, I thought it would be.

Blackop 7. Yeah, Blackop 7. It's a game that I Nerf Defense 6. Digimon's story cyber sleuth. That already came out. That existed a while ago. Two.

Samurai, uh, Samurai Warrior 6. No. Onimusha 3. Okay, I'm done. That's enough. That's not. It's not. Five. I actually can't wait for Ony Mission 3, the remaster. Holy Frog. Obviously, it's Resident Evil Remake 5. Oh, you're right. Oh, I mean, I don't think it's that obvious, actually. Every time we talk about that game, my eyes light up.

I just forgot about it. I'm so excited for it. I really want to co-op with Corey Taylor. This is not singer's son, Griffin? Yeah. Because he, he's never played the Resident Evil franchise. It's crazy. so his mom-in-law convinced him to play so he was playing through it and I was like bro

if you need a co-op for five bring me like I that is that's hilarious an experience I've never played that game with someone who's never played it that's got to be fucking great that game is got to feel that's got to be a that is definitely one of my top three video like me and my friend would play that game

and blast Little Wayne and Drake and play that game by our highest kites it seems like such a vibe killer It's such a It's such a vibe The vibe is already The vibe is insane

It's so goddamn sunny In the beginning of the game It's like it's such a different fucking tone And When you look at the user reviews It's kind of unanimous Where people are kind of like Well this is so far removed from like

What I kind of wanted Sure But I had so much fun playing this You know? Right Yeah I love that game so much I feel like that was a

Infinite Oh, Bioschalk Intet? Yeah, I feel like that was the same kind of a thing where so far removed from like the, you know, the, the rapture. The original Bioshock.

Yeah, but also I had so much I have so much killing those Africans was a ball and like beating people like jumping on that rail and like jumping off and beating people and then shotgun

and levitating somebody and the shit. It's fun, man. I really don't understand the criticisms about that game's combat. I really feel like it's a skill issue for a lot of people. It might be that.

Because I had so much fun. I love the fucking... I want to model of one of those Patriots because I think that's the most silliest fucking thing. Oh, it's so cool. George Washington Gatling Gun thing. It's so crazy. Yeah, I...

So, Resident Evil 5 for you? Yeah. I think it's like a mix of... GTI6 I'm just so curious about. Yeah. I want to get it over with. I want to experience it. Judas.

That's the, uh, the, the Bioschok guy. Oh, making a new thing. And Marathon, probably. Just out of sheer curiosity. I must know what...

They're doing the stream tomorrow. I'm going to be streaming that, by the way. By the time you hear this, it'll be over. Oh, it doesn't matter. But I'm going to be streaming that because I have to see. Ooh. But those are the only three in my mind right now that I can pull out. That's interesting.

That... Yeah, I definitely agree with you with the GTA6. I actually, I agree with him. I agree both of you with that and that Reson. That's going to be I don't play a lot of co-op I don't do a lot of PVP I don't do a lot of I usually just play with myself You know

While I'm playing a video game Sure So yeah I want to play that game with Lily I want to play Resident Evil 5 with Lily I'm gonna force her and see her And she can't play games like that She does not have She doesn't have that level of awareness

For video games That she can't do it Yeah like Watching her play a shooting game Is like what It's like giving a cat a pencil telling them to solve a math problem. It's that bad.

And like, taping them down. It's that bad? It's insane. Like, the cat might move the pencil. I feel like since we're around the same age, it shouldn't be that bad. She never played games like that. She never played games like that. But, like, she understands the concept.

Okay. It's like a cat trying to, okay, so I want to quit. Okay. All right, fair now. It's crazy. Like, it's crazy that on PC, she actually has good aim. Like, we did the, um, the kvast off, whatever is the, the, um, so she's okay with them.

mouse and key. The thing that like shoot targets, like target appears on. Aim Labs. She was like cold. Like it was like, oh, like on percentile. So you just can't move around. She can't move around and stay calm long enough to execute a plan that can protect her. Well,

Aim Labs is a PC game. Right? You can't start a fucking 20 something year old off on a PC game. Like it's ridiculous. Well, no, no. She can't even do it on console. Console is built for that. So like, I mean, if she can't do it on console, she's not going to be able to do it on PC.

She can't. like she can't see an enemy. WASZ to move around is just objectively stupid. It's so like you're not going to get. I hate it so much, but the thing is if you grew up with like say Jojo, she's only mouse and key. So it's funny watching her play like when she bought a switch and she's like,

okay, I'm gonna dock it and she's like, it took her a while to get used to like stupid joycon shit. But it's easier, it's easier, but it's like, aiming feels horrible. She's like,

oh, I'm gonna play a fucking like, I'm a, I'm a wop, what was it called Oh my god that Hollow night I will be on with fucking

you know like just pressing key And I'm like I I was like doesn't that feel gross But like not to her That's like that's like That's like playing like grandurismo With like a DDR pad or something I don't even understand what you're doing

You're getting it I mean I feel like especially since like you know I went the opposite Where I had to get used to playing on a mouse and key Where I remember when I first started emulating I can do it now. Oh, I have a, the, dude, the first fucking, like, Madcats and those fucking controllers were so fucking shit that it was just better to play on a fucking mouse and key. So I'm playing Magamette X and all that shit just like, which still feels disgusting because if you need to...

I would rather play it on a Wii controller than the fucking Mad Cat's version of anything. Yeah. No, for sure. They... Nintendo's kind of fine. And it's all terrible. Are you crazy? Hold it sideways.

It's a rectangle. Are you joking? It feels so stupid. The process of using it feels as dumb as it can possibly be I think that's the worst controller I've ever used Keep going keep going I'm about to finish Wiggle it a bit

Don't forget the head Yeah I uh I don't know man I really hated the Wii Yeah I really hated using that I am I saw a V I just said Because of my disdain for Nintendo they recommended me a video that's going pretty vile right now from a guy named Bear Man 3,600.

It's just simple. Do not buy the Switch 2. Oh, yeah, that's going to work. It almost has 900K. It blew a fuck up. Yeah. And I watched it. He just goes through all the beats that we kind of talked about already. Sure, yeah.

But like in a very compelling and a very, it was, this guy, I've never heard of this guy before, but I was like, oh, this is a, I, he's one of the better talkers that just like, no bullshit, no fat. he's just going through. He's like, stop giving these niggas

so much money. Please, like, it's almost like a plea of like, stop, we'll get better shit if you just stop

fucking buying this shit. I think that console is going to still sell decently well, but it's not gonna... It's not gonna blow up. It's not, it's not gonna reach,

it's not gonna reach the switch heights and like to fight that. No, that's not going to be possible, really. Right. But like,

it's, you know, Nintendo never does that. Well, like two in a row. Well, Nintendo traditionally always like They hit a spike and then they trail downwards

Because wasn't The NES sold more than the SNS Yeah, I mean set The S&S sold more than the N64 Yeah for sure And then the gamecube and the And the N64 sold more than the GameCube Yeah

And there was the Wii that like blew up And the Wii was really only big because it was cheap Yeah And it appealed to like grandmothers and moms Everyone everybody had one That's true but like And the Switch also is like They had the Wii you

And it was like a fucking traumatic dip Right And then the switch was like, that was a new thing at the time. And everybody was curious about it. It's like, oh, what? Like, it's a console, but it's a handle at the same time. But that's half of like the whole, because of every portable console sold better than the last portable console. What do you mean?

The Game Boy? The Game Boy? Didn't sell as good as the Game Boy Color. Didn't sound as the Game Boy Advance. Then it sounds good as the SP. And then the DS era was just insane. Right. But what I'm saying.

The DS era was so insane that the Wii U did so bad. But like, sure. And then they were fine. They were like, oh, it's okay. that it's doing bad. You remember me? I can't, it's so weird. Like, isn't it a 3d S like the third most sold console of all time? No shot. There's a 3DS? Isn't it like it's definitely top five? I would be surprised to hear that. Like worldwide sales? I wouldn't be surprised. I think the 3DS is definitely up there.

I wouldn't be surprised. The Nintendo 3DS? Yeah. Oh, so you see the issue here is that the There's also like four of them. No, so they didn't. Dick suck Three dick sucks Is that what it stands for? So here's the irritating I thought it was three dick sucks No

The Nintendo The Nintendo 3DS sold 75 million And the PSP sold 80 Game Boy Advance 81 Gameboy and Game Boy Color Are the same So the 118

And Nintendo DS was 154 So like I can't I guess it's like it's just barely getting in the top five, I guess. So the dick suck was like, is the most dominant. Although, yeah, Game Boy and Game Boy Color are like folded into the same thing. Yeah. Just strange. I mean, look, I imagine those things would have sold better because you know, you know, you know what's so funny.

We always talk about Sega always being ahead of its time. Fucking, uh, the game gear. Oh, yeah, yeah. Had fucking LEDs. Dude, it had a backlight. It did. It's like, it's like. Some technology comes too early, though.

It's, you know? It's like Microsoft with the tablet computer in the 90s. Yes. We're like, what? We didn't even have laptops that were convenient. Like, what the, you're going to make a tablet computer now? Those kind of things are just like, I think if those things don't sell well,

we would get better stuff, but they never don't sell well, like the basic shit. It pisses me off. The market's too open. The Game Boy Advance sucked. What? And then the SP came out.

That's just a better version of it. It's just like finally. The SP was a better version. This was. I'm not saying that's not true. I'm just saying like, the same way to say the Game Boy Advance sucked. It didn't suck,

but the SP was a better idea that was right behind. It's better because it's like, oh, Here's something that, like I said, game gear did forever ago. Right. We're finally going to implement this. But the rechargeable battery, that was game. A game, the rechargeable battery was insane.

Yeah, because you needed like what, like seven? You needed like 14, nine-volt batteries to use the game gear properly. It's ridiculous. It only lasted like two and a half hours. It was six batteries. The game, the game gear. I had a game gear. It was a lot.

The game gear had to buy a fucking apparatus. And you had to put it in a middle of your house to get all the soul energy. They had to be like, I can play for 20s. 25 minutes. This is amazing. My light bill's going to be through the roof. Remember how much? Do you know how much the game gear was?

No. You know, I was a kid so my mom got it for me. Do you have like a, do you have like a memory of it being like expensive? Uh, so I am a, my mom was always like a markdown type of person.

So I imagine. I imagine she got it when it was already failing or something. So like, because we got and she, she got a few games. I had an X-Men game out of Bruce Lee games. She got it in 2003. This Bruce Lee,

it wasn't, no. I was definitely still like very young when I had it. And yeah. I did. Take it places with me. Of course, I don't know what. Again, I don't have to do.

So I don't know what happened. Clearly, even for me, it failed because I didn't keep it around. I still wish I had it just to have just for, you know, keep saying. Oh, of course. Yeah. I wish I had my PSP. Did you have to, like, fucking do actual surgery just to bring out like a little tool that we had to change the batteries? I'm like, gosh, sorry, I'm taking my back to my game gear.

Like, I, the thing was, the backlight was so goddamn impressive. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, A world without that shit is weird to think about where I'm like, I can't believe I bought an attached light to play at night. I know. So stupid. I swear to God, there were times at nighttime that I was playing Pokemon on the Game Boy and I could see it.

And I don't know either if I was on the edge of it, some sort of evolution, or I was just imagining that. You know, you probably did that I used to do. I know I could, like, was I putting it like against the street lighter? Something like that at the perfect. because I was sideways, I know it was dark. Well, Pokemon is a good game for that because you don't, it's turn-based.

You know, there's not really, you don't need to react really quick. Yeah. But, like, I remember, like, being in car rides home and playing, playing, like, Pokemon Gold or something on the Game Boy, Advance or Game Boy, whatever. Well, it's dark, you'd wait. And you'd wait for, like, the lights. Oh! To illuminate the screens so you could play.

Yeah. What a wild time. I still might have my attachment for the Game Boy Advance. Like, where, they... Oh, I have my light still. Yeah, you still have the light. I have the Game Boy Advance. There was also one that was, like,

It was almost like a magnifying glass or something. It was like a weird like clam shell. Oh, right. Yes. Yes. What it was like it was like a light. Yes. I do remember that.

I would bend over the top of this. I do remember that because if you're blind it can help you like see it better. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. If I remember correctly, there might have been a version of the color that had a light on it. A light built into it like a back light. I don't remember.

I don't think so. I just don't remember. Yeah. Not the color. I might be. Because I remember the SP was like that was the big thing about it. That was, I mean, that was a huge selling. I feel like I'm.

I lost my shit when I got SB, man I'm probably misremembering something Because yeah I always like the SP was the revolutionary thing I'm sad that mine's like not really working What is it? Your SP? I don't know where any of that shit is The battery doesn't hold the charge anymore That is all the shit

I don't know what happened of mine They just walked off of course All that shit was yeah I moved them when I moved from New York to upstate And I lost so much I broke shit I lost shit I don't know where it went My grandmother definitely offloaded shit

He was like oh this is we couldn't find this No I got thrown away or got given to the fucking church. And I'm just like, I... That sucks. Some random church has your game boy? Yeah, fucking pastors all fucking like going crazy. Maybe.

I remember I brought, oh my God. This is a, this is a fucking flashback. It's a flashback. I went to, I went... That's crazy. That's crazy. I'm sorry. So I went to church.

This is a church called Grand Central Tabernacle, right right on 10067 tree in the Grand Concord. Honez city knife tree in the Grand Concordes. I went to that church. I remember I brought Pokemon there. one time because my grandmother was like you can play

Pokemon like what that's not that's crazy I played it in a bunch of them like you're playing that devil worship game and that was the moment I realized I hated niggas I was like oh no you guys are garbage that's so crazy this is a game about animal the Catholic school I went to was so like barely

Catholic I guess yeah because like we just we literally we would bring Smash brothers I remember a kid brought his GameCube like damn near every day and when school would end like an after school period would begin we just hooked it up up to the TV in the math room. And teacher would just be in the back, Green Babers, just watching.

I don't understand what's happening. He was definitely too old to play that shit. Yeah. So it's not like he was like a younger guy. He was like, oh, cool. Yeah. You know? I mean, that's cool, man.

Yeah. I definitely, I, yeah, but you were in a weirder culty type of church, right? I mean, yeah, I guess. Yeah. I mean, the Southern Baptists were very similar in a way, not in the style, but at least in the conviction because it was like that, too. I remember Batman Forever had just come out recently.

and they had the soundtrack And the soundtrack was kind of fire Like you know Kiss by a Rose Yeah, of course Bone thugs Like so I'm listening Like bone thugs in harmony

Yeah And I'm like I'm fucking I'm in a We're doing a church function thing And I'm just singing some bone thugs And like They were like Mad at me

You can't be singing I'm like Stop singing bone thugs in harmony Fuck up Like I'm like I'm like a little kid enjoying You know what is it 95

So I'm like 7 or some shit And they're like Oh you can't I'm like, wait, what, why, why, am I going to join the bone thugs? Is that what's going to happen? What is that, what is me enjoying this song going to do? And I'm going to eat. Everybody in this room, huh?

I'm going to be, uh, I'm going to kill all of you. You're going to be racist bone. I'll be racist. Bigot bone. You got, you got busy bone. You got crazy bone. You got racist bone. He's just thrown in there.

Like, it's all the normal bones. And then there's you. Child you. Child you. Child you. He's the most racist member of the group By far, by a mile I love that

I love bone thugs dude I respect bone thugs harmly a lot That's funny I just like they were I mean I wasn't listening to music because I was no There's a huge Fucking little black kid from New York

And that's not the kind of music You listen to there Because that's like about like Bettering your mind And I was like nah man I only listen to freaking Listen a big pun talk about Killing people of different ethnicities

Indeed I love Big Punisher is such a It sounds like a villain name to me I like the idea of Punisher And Big Punisher Existing in the same world I guarantee there's two

There's punisher and there's a big Punisher I guarantee you by the way Bigger Punisher I guarantee you by the way No shot anybody Listening knows what the fuck we're talking With Bone Thugs in Harmony Yeah no I think some of them do

I'm sure maybe like 1% There's a very small Like I bet Jordan knows of course Joe does. Of course he does. He knows he's probably... I learned about them recently. Really? In the last like five weeks.

Really? Yeah, I'm not even kidding. How did you learn about him? Because there's... John Malini has like a late night live show on Netflix or whatever. Yeah. And he was supposed to be a bit

where he gets bone thugs in harmony to come in and perform like some sad eulogy for like something. Okay. It was that big song that they had. Crossroads. Crossroads. Yeah. And he opens the show with then it's like,

hey, we tried to do this bit. And he tells this whole story about how he was in contact with, like, their manager. And their manager was like, hey, it's going to be, you know, they're going to need this and they're going to need that. And, you know, by the way, it's going to get impossible to get busy bone involved because busy bone doesn't play with the other bones. Because it was, of course, he's busy. And it was just this whole thing where, like, it just turns out that like, it was just a scammer who, like, tried to get like a hundred grand out of John Mullaney. And he just was not the. He wasn't at all connected to Bone Thugs in Harmony

And so he opened the phone lines the entire night To see like, hey, if you're in Bone Thugs in Harmony, please call And that's the only reason I know anything about it They call? I don't think so I think they knew about it to be fair I can't think of the last time Bone Thugs have done anything The closest thing is I remember

Who was it? I don't even remember which bone was in a Remember Camillionaire? Yeah. Riding Dirty? Which bone was it? You asked you asking me like I was sentient truly at that earth Ryan and Dirty came out when I was like maybe 11 and I was just like I was trying to I was I was playing like Armageddon and shit and deadly alliance and I was like I don't know what the fuck's happening right now all over the fucking TV man I feel like dirty was everywhere go look at a picture of a millionaire I don't think he's a real person no he's clearly a synth you called this man I was like I was like a chameleoner I think he's actually a reptilian he's a chameleon like like cosplaying he's a son he's a man like I was like I was like a comedian he's a chameleon like cosplaying he's

He looks like a pit bull. He looks like a pit bull human. Like when I look at him like he gives me, like said the uncanny valley, I was like, I don't think this is a real person. Yeah. And then he had, I think he only, he has still rich. You know that right. Oh, he like invested. He invested money.

Good. Good. I mean, he went to college. So he was like, oh, I'm going to invest money. Okay. There you go. I mean, because to me it's like when you do, when you have a hit that big, you have so much money coming and just just. Just at that time.

A little bit of it and you'll be fine. I feel like at that time. Because I don't know. I feel like now people that are rich don't really get poor anymore, you know? But it's, but it happens still some people. It's hard if you just listen to no one. You're like, you know what? I'm going to just buy all what I want.

And because everybody knows it diversify your income. Like everybody knows this at this point. Like, if you're, if you get a lot of money and you go broke, you're a fucking retard. By property. By property, rent out property. That's the easiest way. That's the easiest way. Man, I don't want to contribute to that, dude.

That's my problem. You don't have to rent out property for egregious prices. You can go. under market value, but then you're probably get killed. You're not going to really make money. No, no, you can still easily still make money. You'll make money. You'll make, well, I guess. You just won't make as much money as other people, but you still make money. You said, and you might get killed. You would get killed. People are going to be

like, oh, here comes fucking Robin Hood here. You're trying to make things better for the community. Yeah. Let's say like if you if you like rented up, like you somehow bought a bill in Lower East Side and you paid and you made rent like January like 40, like maybe like 75% of what it normally is, you You still make a ton of money, and then you would give people the chance to live in those apartments, but then people in the area would kill you. They would have you killed.

Or they'd find child porn on your phone. And they'd be like, what's, where did this get here? Check his phone. He has, uh, yeah, he has, uh, CP. Pictures. Yeah, there's a C. And then you're guys. Vanessa.

And have you, have you seen my butt plug? It's big and spiked. It looks similar to the Bowser's shell. he would not know Bowser yeah he would I think he knows yeah I think he knows

I think that's the only thing I think he looks up to Bowser I think he looks up to Bowser I think he looks up to the last time he's played a video game was when Bowser was introduced brand new I would never waste my time

with video games I only play real games I only play real games I play Mario chess we sports we sports resort we sports

demo disc he only plays be sports, but he's still somehow so out of shape. I really enjoy it. It's fun. I like fighting. Boxing, particularly. I would love to see, like, Wilson Fisk review video games on, like, a YouTube

channel. Holy fuck. Like, Sammy Classic Sonic Fan or, like, AVGN or something. This is Sonic 06. The worst game on the PlayStation 3 and Xbox. There's a lot of problems this game, but graphically there are some achievements

some achievements dude in the right environments this is a stunning look I know I should get so tired of that gimmick after like a video

dude it would be one video max I would watch a 48 minute video like that I would keep going I should be like oh yeah one video should be more than enough

it's like that it's like that Dan Hurst guy. I'm not sure if that's actually his name. Like, I only, I only ever skim his name. You knocked it, you did it, you tried to not knock it over. And then try to not knock it over, you knocked

it over, and you had to grab it. There's no, there's no more accurate metaphor for my life than that. That was like a video game level, like there was frames missing. That was like heavy rain when like you fuck up the quick time. That shit was crazy. For the other listeners, I like nearly

knocked over like a glass. Yeah. Anyway, I forgot what I was saying. me cry. Sir good Marshall. Oh, yeah. Third good Marshall. I've heard that in a minute. Frogger.

Nine out of ten. Nine out of ten. Yeah, he only likes games like that. Like everything else that's too complex. Yeah. The second there's an analog stick, if there's an analog stick involved, he hates it. I played Mega Man three last night.

Beat the game without dying once. Damn, he's good. I'm really that guy. He was really good. I was picturing him. That's unreasonable. He can't even hold the controller to do that. His hands are so fucked.

He plays it like this, literally. Vanessa, come look. I'm on fire. Anyway, so, yeah, Devil May Cry. Did you watch the Netflix Devil May Cry? I have some thoughts. It was okay. Yeah.

My favorite part. The end. Did you finish it or did you? No, I got three episodes in because I got a, I got so pulled out of it in the second episode that, you know... My probe is aching. All right, we're moving on. Yeah, we are moving on.

Ake. Okay. Kingpin later. Stand down, Kingpin. Yeah. All right, bye. All right, bye. It's crazy.

Yeah, I started watching it because I was like, oh, yeah, it's how I'm going to watch it during lunchtime. And first episode, really enjoyed it. It started out really good. And I have the same problem that I have with a lot of things now where I feel like I don't run into this very often, especially back in the day. I feel like people try to avoid so much, you know, is it called it, like, contrivance,

where they just kind of like shoehorn stuff in just to advance the plot instead of like maybe, let me take a moment to make this feel better. And I feel like a lot of times people just aren't doing that as much anymore because it doesn't matter. It's kind of like the criticism for Nintendo where they're like, why try harder when we don't have to? Like, they know people are going to buy their shit.

I think contrivance is a part of every kind of storytelling media, man. I don't think so because like I watch, I, I, I rewatch a lot of stuff that I love. I rewatch and I'm like, oh, it, it's not happening a lot. I think you probably love it in spite of the contrivance. No, because I appoint, if there's anything I'll point it out. It's not like I'm ignoring stuff when I'm like, oh, I can't believe all this is how this. It's just things are usually just happening beat by beat in a way that just makes sense within its universe. I don't think.

Devil May Cry isn't without problems and contrivances, but it's hard for me to find a series that I love that doesn't have moments of like object, like fucking buffoonery. Well, think about like, say, that would per-that dislike, and every other context, something would happen to make this not as dumb as it is,

but because the plot needs to continue and a show can't be three episodes long. See, that doesn't need to happen. It's just like, oh, just write this slightly differently. And what I mean by that is So like You know I was thinking about

Everybody talks about like Game of Thrones And like oh man The first four seasons are great Five and six is debatable People debate on whether they like them or not I'm fine with them Seven and eight everybody's like Okay yeah these are fucking lazy

And extremely contrived Like people understand that It's out of laziness They checked out And I feel like that's when I see People who can write well Versus when they don't give a shit But even Game of Thrones

I love the show There's a lot of stupid ass contri fucking moment Don't My cry was even like a big one. Rob Stark not marrying that woman. Ned Stark fucking choosing to fucking try to trust Lord Baylish when he knows he's a liar. But why does that contrive? Because all of those moments could have been avoided by just a little bit of sense being made. It'd be like, ah, maybe, even though this is like a character I am, this is going to lead to some fuck shit going on.

So in your opinion, you think that Rob isn't that naive? based on his actions the whole time of leading an army and being fairly intelligent yeah there's nothing wrong with that right because what happened is that in this in in every form of medium there's always a smarter choice that particularly for the viewer we can see it's like ah it's a better choice to do this but it wouldn't lead to shows it would lead to like fucking novellas it would be like in breaking bad if he just like accepted the money exactly like why would you not accept that money you're about to die you know it doesn't really make any sense. Yeah, see, and in, um, in, in, in certain, and I always say within, I always say,

especially with, and usually character moments are supposed to be able, characters are supposed to be able to like, like, but this character kind of is a reason why he doesn't do this, right? But it's like, that's still fucking stupid. To me, it's like, to me, it's fine. See, it's not, it's, it's, it doesn't matter if it's stupid or not. It's like, does it make sense? Something can make not make sense or make sense and still be stupid. Just for like, oh, this character did this thing. And, and, And I didn't like it. It was stupid, but it makes sense of that character to do it. I think that is completely fine.

I think that needs to be the middle ground. And so here's the thing with like Dante, like say when it comes to the show, Dante is almost a flawless person the way that he operates. He's a dumb ass idiot that he's like a childish and childlike. But when he maneuvers and when he works, like if he's not like he's. So like say within the show, they showed how perfect he is essentially where he can dodge hundreds of bullets at a time. Yeah. He's so fucking incredibly fast.

We understand this. They clearly show you. Then just minutes later, lady shows up. And all of a sudden, he has fucking mud and his shoes. He's fucking, he's,

he's, he's, he's, a fucking grappling gun that is infinitely slower than a bullet, grazes his neck when he was just dodging hundreds of bullets.

And then when it's retracting, which is even slower than it projecting out, sees his necklace, shooting by him, can't even grab it. And I was just like, I, well,

how do you know, he's slower than a bulletin? a bullet. How can it do you really think that a piece of metal to a fucking rope is faster than a bullet

I think they have special weapons that could theoretically move faster Yeah is that you just making that up Or is it logically? I think why not? Like the show The opening The very opening

So hold on, I know what you're saying But I'm looking at it happening So you sure Making that up What do you mean? Makes no sense to the physics Of seeing it

What you're seeing Is not how things are represented like literally in the world Like the world Is it moving in slow motion? when slow motion happens. That's not even what I'm saying. That's kind of what you say.

No, because when a bullet's moving in slow motion, just like when the rocket is moving a little bit slower when he stops the rocket, for example. Sure. Like, it's still faster than that fucking... To me, look at this, what is happening right now is making in... It kind of like, it's like shoehorning an excuse

to kind of make it not bother you as much. Well, no, I think the show starts off immediately telling you how dumb it's going to be. Like the very first scene of that show is stupid. And so like, oh, okay, this is, it shows you that there's

going to be like a buffed and nerve power levels. That's what it demonstrates you? It shows that nothing, like, dude, the baby in the stroller where the toy rolls into a fucking alley. Right.

And then the woman like, oh, let me wheel my baby into this alley to chase this fucking $3 toy. It's going to be cheeky and snarky. No. I don't understand why like, that's stupid. But why, hold on,

hold on, I just want to respond to what he's saying. Sure. Like, I don't understand like why something being. cheeky means that like writing can all of a sudden be lazy.

Like I don't, people do this all the time. The writing was immediately lazy. Like how is that lazy? How would you why would you go? Why would you do that? What the fuck mother in their right mind would wheel a baby into a dark alley in the middle of a city? Like it's insane. Well, that's fucking ridiculous.

You figure out later on what that home interaction was. But what happens is for, for my perception of it is that first and foremost, these are people who hunt demons. Lady is not those mercenaries. She's a part of a group of people that literally hunt demons. Not to mention they were spectating him the whole time.

Now, granted... What are we talking about? So they've seen how he can move already. They've already seen his ability, like, what he's capable of. Maybe not to the fullest degree. Maybe him not going balls to the walls trying to, like, eliminate somebody. But they were, like, literally out there observing him. The whole time lady was like, oh, like, who didn't see what he's doing?

So, granted, when she's going to approach him, she's going to, probably is going to approach him in a way that other people can't. Did she? That, I, I, based on what we see, yes, do I think it's, it's not the best display of it? Yeah, but like, how the fuck is anyone going to stop Dante, period, ever, ever? That's the thing. As a writer, let's stay with me. As a writer, that is the question you ask.

Hey, this is kind of dumb. How do we make it actually seem more believable to? Like, this guy was just dodging hundreds of bullets. How are we going to do this? Oh, maybe a diversion. A diversion would be fucking great. So, like, to try to distract him and then something else happens. And then he can get to a point because Dante's been hit before.

He's gotten hit by some bullets. But like he's dodging hundreds of bullets. He did not get hit by a single. He didn't get touched. He's been hit. But like say like he even, you know, when the shock owner's pressed to him, he got shot. Why didn't he dodge that? Why didn't he disappear from that, you know?

No, but see, that's my point. In that moment where he was close enough to where he's just like, well, I'm just going to take it. That's fine. Well, yeah. Dante tried to, and let's say maybe you're not remembering the scene. He tries to dodge somehow can't dodge. That's what I'm saying when I talk about contrivance. he tried to dodge somehow couldn't dodge it

and then Chris introduced what it would if it was faster than that and I'm like well now we're doing the whole thing where it's like we're adding stuff on you'd have to say why not it's it's kind of implied by the fact that it happened that it would be faster than a bullet it's absolutely not implied it's that is literally how it would no that's not how it works at all because that's dude

now you're now you're acting like contrivance just doesn't exist now no I think writing is contrivance it doesn't have to be like that I can't think of anything that isn't think of it like this I don't know how you can Derek, Derek, name me one thing that isn't contrived. Derek, did you watch?

Do you know what contrivance is? Yeah. Are you sure? No, I am. I'm absolutely sure. Okay. So, wait, one sec. Let me just point by point.

You watch Dragon Ballsie, right? Of course. You remember when Friza fought, no, Friza fought trunks, right? Yeah. A million. Do you remember?

So in the perception of that when they show that videotape, did you know it was Dragon Ball Z movie with Gohon Goes Beast and everything like that? Yeah, we're really in that. In that interaction, we see trunk slash fees like 12 times, right? That interaction, you see one slash and he gets blown up afterwards.

That is what we see is not a fight or a pillaging, but for them, what the video saw is like, oh, he got slashed, was blown up. That was an instant thing. And I feel like that's what happens often. Whenever these are characters of super speed, there's going to be what we see as the video observers, opposed to like the actual time of interaction that's happening. Granted, it's filling in blanks that are not kind of presented by the medium, but it's a safe assumption to be made, you know?

I think that's, you're not going to have a guy walk out on screen and say like, I think we talk about this is faster than a bullet, you know what I mean? Well, so I think when we talk about Occam's Razor, like you guys are doing the opposite of Occam's Razor. To me, it's as simple as, you know, the example that I was giving about Game of Thrones where the writing was a lot tighter and then it was a lot looser after it got on because they stopped caring as much. I think it's as simple as that.

I think like to, well, but the problem is they're pushing back against that, that notion of that things could be, I just think you can apply. Alchem's raised to do a lot of different things can be written of things can be written a lot better. Oh yeah, I agree. And the thing is, that's my entire argument. It's not perfect. I think my argument is that it's in keeping with the writing of what devil, devilma, devil, well, see that you see, this is the, this is the thing. I love the, people, people keep saying this is dumb. I'm like, no, it's not.

I wouldn't say it's silly. the thing the the the the the the IP whatever it is can be whimsical and dumb that doesn't mean the physics need to be dumb that's the thing I keep hearing this argument physics yes because that it's literally I'm talking about a physics issue I don't know even know why you question that

if we're talking about physics and velocity if we're talking about physics we're literally talking about physics of the bullet and the fucking grappling hook in a fucking grappling yeah but we're talking about physics of a bullet and a grappling hook in a world that's fucking absurd where the physics doesn't seem to apply at all he wouldn't be able to jump through the bus the way it does and then like all sorts of it. He wouldn't be able to juggle people in the air the way he does.

Like it's ridiculous. Why? Because he's, because why? Because that's not how weight works. It's not how anything would happen. He's a fucking demon, dude. There you, okay. No, but say that, but there you're in a world like this. So I guess you're in a world like this.

But see, what it is to me, it's like your explanations. Oh, there's weird stuff. Oh, I don't care about anything anymore. It doesn't matter. And to me, I'm like, oh, I would enjoy it better if it was just written in a more clever way. That's basically my argument. And that's fair. That's fair.

I personally don't give a sure. don't give a shit if you don't care. That's fine. Yeah, fine. I literally, that's not, I'm, so what's happening is I'm giving you my opinion pushing back.

And I'm like, so I'm pushing back. Okay. But if you were just like, oh, okay, I see. I see your opinion. I don't agree. I'd be like, oh, no problem. That's now what's happening. That's literally the only reason I'm pushing back.

Okay. It's like that. So I can just go back to just, you know, my original point of why, of having a problem with it. But that's just how it works, Chris. Like, you know, like, you know, Like, you know, I'm like, if I'm going to give your opinion, I'm like, no, I don't care at all.

I don't have a part of that. I remember there was a scene in episode three that really was like, what the, how are you surviving this? What? You know? Like when the whole squad gets wiped out? Yeah. You're like, what? Oh, and then you're like, all right.

Well, you know, it's, that's not even, that's not even a part problem. Since the part already happened with how she somehow got free and captured Dante. Yeah. I was already, like, checked out where I'm like, oh, this is just going to happen through it. This is what happened to me with the, like you said, the same, the same argument was made um fallout oh fallout's a crazy wild world i'm like yeah i understand that but there's still as always say you can still have the same destination just make the journey make sense and and that's they always like i'll if if if if it were up to me i would love to write something

that was just more satisfactory to where it's like okay i know dante's way faster way stronger than lady so there's got to be a way that's not retarded to subdue him like in the way that he just i'm going to hold her arms and leave her legs completely free like all that you're of a sudden he turns into the dumbest person ever. I'm like, oh, now she kicks him. I think part of it, though, is that he's strong, but he doesn't take him to contend with anybody. He doesn't have to normally contend with anybody that understands how to deal with something

like him. He's always dealing with like fucking morons with guns or like just like knucklehead like mercenary guys. They're not really like equipped to deal with what he is. That's my, that's kind of in my brain. It's like, okay, well, there it is. That's fine to me. Like I don't think, I don't think it's fine. it's fine. Not just subduing her, like just by, oh, let me just.

I think he feels like it doesn't have to. The thing is Dante doesn't take it. And this is where I don't. This is where I don't. So this is where I have, this is where my problem truly begins. I think Dante acts more like Nero than Dante in this, his entire theater thing.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't think he acts like Dante. I think Dante's kind of more, like, doesn't take things seriously, but he's kind of like withdrawn at first. Like that age of Dante. Where in Devil May Cry 5, then he's a fucking clown. He doesn't care.

He's a god essentially. He's like, I don't give a, you guys. You guys can't. stop me even if my person can stop me is my brother up there and he's not down here so everybody else down here is how the hat get on his head by the way and what in um the DMC 5 he puts it on no he doesn't he does no or is it's on no he he he holds it in his hands and then it flips over it flies oh magic there's been magic all this what do you mean okay I don't remember I don't see that to me he's like physics to me I'm like I don't know yeah he just

Delmey cry's fucking ridiculous prior to that Chris he beat up a dry-headed dog and it turned in a nunjucks that is that's true-headed dog and it turned in a nunched That is true. Like, it's meant to be... It's such an unsurious, I don't know. It's meant to be ridiculous and cool at the same time. And that's my thing I like about, definitely cry. And even for this show, right, I think the show is not bad.

I think ladies a little mad. He's a little bad. You know what pisses me off at it? I will say, there's one thing that does bother me about it, specifically. And it's like the 3D parts. Yeah. Where like some of the characters are like 3D. Yeah, like the brothers.

Yeah, and I'm just like... Which cool. This is distracting as far as. Fuck. Poor reference to DMC 3 though. That was cool. Oh, Ragna and Ugly? Yeah.

Yeah. That's cool. Like, when they put that, when they put the source together, I was like, the fact he doesn't keep any of the weapons bothers me to my spirit.

Yeah. But it's fine. I mean, at least you use it in that little motorcycle sequence. That's cool. That makes him bad set, but I get it. You know, that's how it works.

With Popper Roads playing? Yeah, with Popper Roads, that's that fucking, yeah, it didn't have the original drums. It wasn't the original drums. It wasn't the original drums. I don't know about the drums. It was almost like a, what do you call it?

A dubstep remus? Yeah. That's fucking weird. I was like, oh, okay. But it makes, to me, that totally makes sense to the devil may cry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But no, man, I always, I like, I like, you know, like, say, I don't critique horror films in this way because they couldn't exist without contrivance, right?

So you don't hear me, like, say, oh, pick one. Even my favorite one's like a Texas chainsaw or something. I'm like, right. You can't do it. Yeah. Just don't go in there. You don't go in there. I think everything that has to deal with some form of magic or supernatural thing will have contrivances.

I think when there's like Dante is a paranormal. Like on like on paper mathematically interacting with Dante doesn't make. The fact that like they were shooting at him and then he was there shooting where they're shooting at. That is awesome. That's an awesome thing. And he's like right next to him. But it's like this is a guy. A monster.

He's so incredible. But that's my thing. We're like they just demonstrated how godly fast. No, but I understand that. But I think it's just the idea that he doesn't take anything seriously. Right. Which is like that. And I think that's why lady can get a one up on him in the first place.

I don't think. So here's a thing where like to me then it just ignores how serious he takes that fucking necklace. He does because he doesn't. But then he doesn't. No, no. I. I do.

He's so. He so. He so doesn't care. that he start, instead of immediately getting his necklace back, he's just talking to this chick that is not even fully subdued. And then all of a sudden gets up a fucking grenade version of the necklace that turns into her grenade. And I'm like, this is confident of what? I think you're a fucking necklace back.

He's like, I this is a girl. I'm going to try to fly. He's not even flirting with her. He's not even flirt with her. He's a clown. He's like, oh, this hot girl. Nothing happened. Yes.

But you're adding, if you see how you're adding layers upon layers to make it make sense? But there are layers that are implied by what. What we're seeing. That's up for debate. It's not implied. I mean, that's fine. Like, dude, I am so, that's not everything either. You can't just, what you just say shit. I don't like you. But it's like, okay, look, that's wild. I love to, dude, discussions are great. Yeah. And then that's what people do. This is like, say, even like something is hereditary. Why I even, why I even criticize that at all where I'm like, this is like, well, I would say contrived discussion. I'm going to inject so much shit. in here so where people think, oh, I'm going to have this and then it's going to make a million things. I understand what they're doing. Sure. Great. So when it comes to stuff like this, I don't think there's any problem with discussing what does this mean or why do you think he did this. But really what I just from my interpretation, just from based off of seeing how people write, and that's why I use Game of Thrones as an example that a lot of times it's not a,

we're doing this to have people discuss this. It's more of like, I'm lazy. And I, because I think, I think if you ask, like, say, let's just talk about the scene that we're talking about. If, if, if, if, with, um, with, uh, the lady. Yeah, lady and, um, and Dante. Like, say, if I were to ask you guys, I know you don't care, but I'm just kind of like, entertain me. Okay, sure.

You know, like, um, since Dante is so much, like, you know, there has to be something, there's going to be some exceptions to make sure that he gets subdued by lady. But it's like in the best way possible. Like, is there not? Do you think there might be like a better way to do that to make it just more like this guy is so godly. She has to do something really clever to do it. But what ends up happening, she doesn't do anything clever.

That's the only thing that bothers me where I think the grenade disguise is clever. You thought that was clever? I mean, clearly, it worked. I think it's like you're missing. It's like you're missing. No, I'm just. What is that? What is that to somebody who is godly fast?

Was that actually clever? Or did it just work because it made it work? That's particularly unclear, like a hologram grenade that, like, he grabs. No, he's too fast to fall for a grenade. It's, he didn't think, I didn't think. I think, I think he can still, he can still be caught off guard. Like, I think, I think he is, I think he is extremely fast. But I think the problem where Dante comes from is that he has the absolute, like he could have killed her.

When they were running, he could have zoomed at her cut her head off. Yeah, he didn't want to kill her. He could, yes. It's like he didn't want to kill any of the merceners. See, that makes sense. He doesn't have the intent to, like, really harm. Because he's like, I'll get out of this. Like, what are they going to do to stop?

Even when he's in the back of the car, when they have him bound, he's like, dude, like, I don't care what's going to happen. I'm going to break out of this somehow. I literally can't die. You put a shotgun through the middle of me. And I was like, oh, man, that's crazy. So for me in his mind, he doesn't take anything that's happened to him to the point. He's like, I have to really be frightened of this, you know? It's not about being frightened.

It's just like, I was specifically. To take any sort of concern. Specifically about his necklace. This is like this is a very, this is like this is the last thing that he has from his mother. This is a very important thing. I think he could have. I'm not going to fuck around. I'm just going to get it.

And the idea, like I said, I still want him to get captured because that's the part of the plot. I'm just saying there's got to be, just from my perspective, like said, this is me being a little bit autistic. It's like there's got to be a better way to execute this. I am. Then to lazily just, oh, this stuff works, even though he's fast enough to dodge hundreds of bullets. there are multiple people with two guns in their hands shooting automatic weapons on him and he's just having fun dodging

And now he can't dodge one gun And he can't dodge a grenade For me personally I don't think he necessarily Like knows it's a grenade Until it explodes But even if like the If he's fat like I just think Why would you dodge something that isn't dangerous?

I just feel like that Even Spider-Man can't do shit like that Spider-Man can only move fast as he can move It's not about so well I mean saying He has a danger sense you know much faster than Spider-Man. Holy shit.

Yeah. He's so much faster than Spider-Man, right? I feel like this is where the disconnect's happening. They showed how in, impossibly fast he is. I'm just, if they didn't, if they did not do that,

just minutes before, this wouldn't even be a discussion for me. Because it's like, it's just such a fucking crazy contrast to me. We're like, this guy is so ungodly fast. It's like terrifying to them because it's like, oh, we're fucked.

And then lady comes in and all of a sudden, he's not ungodly fast. anymore. And to me, that's like, well, we have to make this work to where he gets subdued. And they do it that way. And I'm just like, oh, man, I, I feel like I would have, if I was in the riding room with the people, like, bro, we can do better. We can do, we can make this to where she ends up on top still capturing him, but we can just making it a way that makes a little bit more sense than, because he's just too fast to just be caught by things he normally wouldn't be. So let's do it in a, let's go a different route. I guess the thing for me is that I, I think there's always a better way to do everything. Yeah. I don't, like, I don't. And At what point do you go like, look, this works. I don't know. Like, what are we doing? I feel like there's just a, I feel like there's just a standard for it. Because of an artist, right, there's artists will always go, a lot of times go back and fix things.

Sure. But I think there's a certain point where like, I've exhausted every nook and cranny. Now I'm just being stupid. I don't think they ever got to that point with a lot of stuff. Which is like, I'm like, oh. There's not where my problems are for the series. Like, this is like, I, it's not. This is, this is, this is, for me.

Yeah, this is my critique. This is like, I think the show is fine. I think Dante doesn't really get captured the right way. I don't have a problem with it because I don't want Devil Make Cry 3 again I already fucking played that like 12 times

You know Like that's not my problem Is it the bad one? No two is the bad one Two and kind of one One's rough Two and kind of one Just because it's the first one

It's just old It's like Resident Evil or like One was supposed to be Metal Gear One's dreadful to play Like I'm sorry Yeah absolutely That is a nightmare

Like that need That The fact that we're getting A Metal Gear Solid 3 remake And not a one remake It's crazy to me I get mad every time I think about it

Every time I think about it, I get mad. What a waste. I want a solid remake so badly. I'm excited for it, but like, what the fuck? Exactly. I think about it a lot where I'm like, this is, like, this is not the character I want exactly. Right. Dante is not like, he's kind of a lot of like really wisecracky opposed to Dante in the, in three origins.

He's a punk. That's the best of what I describe him. He's a punk that kind of like has his own small cold. He's not a bad guy. But he's kind of like trying to figure out like, oh shit, my brother's back from the fucking dead. and there's this fucking hell tower that shot out the ground. Yeah. Opposed in this one he acts more like Nero,

who Nero, the whole time's a good dude. But he's just kind of like, doesn't take things seriously a little pissy. He's, well, Nero's actually still more pissy than this guy is. This guy's kind of,

it's a clown. Yeah, I think like it's, they, um, the, the, when they're going over his file,

like, I think it was the doctor guy. I can't remember who it was. Mm-hmm. I think they captured it perfectly of, this is who Dante is in this, in this universe. And,

and this, he's, he, He abandons missions because he's bored. Like he's just like, this is fucking boring. So it's like, yeah, I understand he's not going to be. To me, it's like, oh, that he's playing around with the mercenaries. He's completely playing around.

It's a fucking joke to him. Oh, now his necklace gets the one thing that he actually cares about. Like he even says, he's like, dude, what did I say? Like, you know, I'll take a mission as long as I don't have to care about it. And the thing is he doesn't want to care. Just like I thought it was cool when the bunny shot the RPG at the bus. and this is how I felt ladies should have handled it

ladies cut throat I feel like let me I've studied this guy extensively I've read his files I put a dossier together so I know he doesn't want to care about things because he does I can use this

to even leverage to do something to subdue him in a way where it's like force him to submit and not by force because that would really be impossible actually because even in the series lady tries to fuck with him and she can't do shit

yeah she shoots him in the head literally he's like ow he left It annoys me that he, like, I, I tweeted. I was like, if he didn't get captured on purpose, this is fucking. To me, it was too immersion break around. Like, he's too Godlike to just get captured. So how about let's just do something clever to where he has to, like, surrender? I think, or something.

Didn't like some random lady hit him with a purse immediately? Yeah, and the whole thing and what, and what nobody, he wasn't looking. So he can't get hit by a purse. That's fine. He wasn't looking. So you can get caught off guard by not being looked. But the thing is, the thing was a- I mean, he also has crazy senses.

How could you move godly fast if you don't see it coming? But he knew that's God. That's what makes it godly. You know it doesn't. You're just saying shit. No, no, no, no, no. But Derek,

he also knew people were coming to the house before he even got to clipped anywhere near there. Right. But no. See, the thing is that the contrae part was that he didn't, he didn't, um, he didn't just easily tail after her. You know how like she went away my baby? And like, it showed him kind of leaving that direction and got lost on.

I'm like, that was a, that was a thing. Right. I'm okay with that. That's stupid. But it's already, it's like, it's run its course. You know what I mean? A lot of. Makes me mad about it's run its course so I don't care about that. Yes, he could have jumped on top of a building and hunted her down again, but he's like that's not important to me. It's not that important to me. It's like to me is like it's not that control. It is because of the necklace. But it's like it's yeah, it's it's it's it's it's it's so much bothers me. It's like this is like this is like in devilma cry demons are bad. There's not good demons. There's one good demon. There's there's one good full blood demon. And that is Sparta. That is it. He is the only good.

full-blood one. Period. All of the other ones fucking suck making them. Look, me, and for me, I'm also... It might have been pussy that made them good. It might have been pussy that made them good.

It might have been pussy that made them good. The thing is this, right? I very much so don't like the idea of just evil creatures. I think that's lazy. It's boring. I think just beings being evil is like crazy.

It's for children. But I think what happens is that whenever there's... So I'm conscious to myself while I'm thinking about it, But, like, when, because for the other men, they cry, the demons are evil. And what happened is that Dante and Virgil have their own perspective of it. But in three, he learns that, like, yo, demon kind is dangerous and they are destructive to humans.

And he learns that through lady and them interacting each other and seeing how our dad becomes a demon. And he becomes evil and he hurts her and he hurts the mother and all that stuff. And he's like, I actually have, like, it's my duty to take a stand against demons. Like, I have to protect humans from them because they can't do it themselves. Sure. Opposed to, like, in this, it's like, there's some good. demons and it's like yeah they're like a standing for like illegal immigrants or something oh yeah yeah yeah the um the where they actually help i love the idea because that's the last thing that i saw

yeah um um like she helps um uh they help lady she begs and then she's like she immediately like she immediately like fuck you i was like what a bitch i love it i'm like and i'm like look i think this is this this plot i'm i'm the guy for this plot you're abing is at the kind of person that would like to talk about this stuff I like nuanced conversations about creatures. But at the same time, it's like, I don't want to, who am I going to be, have fun watching Dante beat the fuck out of now? Because now I feel bad for them.

There's still plenty. There's plenty for him to fuck up. But they're just trying to get an amass exodus out of a terrible place. At a certain point. So I feel like, now I feel like this is broken. At a certain point, the whole like, you know, oh, making them all evil is lazy. Let's like do some nuance.

Yeah. At a certain point, the nuance actually kind of becomes. comes to the lazy thing. Exactly. You know what I mean? Because like, oh, yeah, okay, they're illegal immigrants now. And certain kinds of stories. Just like, like the orcs in like something else, like did that recently too.

And it's just like, this is predictable now. We expect this to, if it's not one, it's the other. And one is way more entertaining. There's a lot of subtext. There's a lot of anti-American sentiment so far. Oh, a shout out to that. But also like the same time. It's like sharing light on stuff like this refugee type thing.

Not Israel, Iraq war and shit. That's the thing. though, it's sooner humanized demons than like just actual Palestinian. Actual people. Like if you're talking about America in the first place and you're acknowledging that all this stuff is real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So in this world, like, Palestine's

being like, genocide. You know? Yeah, yeah. The war on Israel happened. The war in Israel is happening. And so it's just like, let's focus on the demons. Because what happens is that people, people can't, people, when you put, when you put straight up these groups of people and it's like,

oh, it's political now. And instead of being like reading between the line. There's people doing that with this now. Dude, think of it like this. Motherfuckers will say out their mouths that Spider-Man or Spider-Man would be fucking conservative and asshole. It's like, do you know, Superman is, it would be a right-wing guy. And it's like, have you.

Batman would. I think Bruce Wayne would be. And I think Batman would undercut Bruce Wayne like actually. Proxy, you know, of like, oh, I'm going to do my role, of course. Sure. Because I feel like, Superman, Batman's like one step removed from like, Jojo's watching American Psycho last night. He's Bateman?

That's too close. That's too close. That's too close like literally. It's like one step moved literally and like technically yeah. Like the way that he goes that night and savagely beats people to where they die in the hospital. He's like come on. He stabbed that poor homeless guy for nothing. He was, I killed because you were homeless.

Who, Dante? Dante. You know he's killing the homeless. I just think, I don't know, man. I think they could have done better jobs at some of the stuff. They could have restructured things better. Sure. I like,

I would have liked the fact that they would have, like not acquiesced him, but brought him in for help. Yeah. I think that would have been way better. That's the thing that, but also the anti-American sentiment

that I feel like that's the same thing because that's how we would handle it. The way, the logical way would be able to bring him in as an asset, inform him about the ambulance to give a better protection from it being stolen by rabbit, dude. I love that fancy rabbit,

by the way. Oh, his style, the fights he's in, dude. The way he uses that sword, bro. Like, I can't. I hate him immediately. You don't like him? I can't believe how much I like him. He's cool.

I feel like I should hate him. Yeah, I immediately just was like, this is so dumb. Dude, a fancy rabble with the with a monocle and shit. It felt like a Fortnite thing. I don't know. I felt like I was watching it. It's the mad hatter, literally. It felt like a grown-up Alice in Wonderland thing to me.

It's kind of dope. Yeah. Well, the rabbit that has the time, you know. No, that's not. Sorry, not the mad hatter. I'm late to the thing. I'm late. I'm late.

I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. I got a gun. and he just runs off. He's like, he has a fucking huge pistol. He's like, which way, which way? I like elements of it.

I like, uh, whether he was like, oh, I can't, like, this is weird that this would be his hideout. And then someone, one of the mercenaries like, what did you think was supposed to be a giant underground fucking like, uh, thank you. Burrow. And he was like, well, kind of, yeah. I don't know, that made me laugh because I'm like, I thought it was going to be one of them fancy rabbit huts.

Yeah, that was going to be like, I like the references, like the reference to Raccoon City. That was cool. Thinking that Dante was at Raccoe was at Raccoe and left. That means. The idea of Dante being in arms distance to talking to Leon and then just not being like, yo, this is fucking wild. I'm getting out of here.

It's a cheeky little. Yeah. That was interesting. And then the little Mega Man fucking ornament on the, uh, the show you can. I didn't see that. Yeah. Oh, there's a short. There was a short.

He hit the fucking arcade machine. Yeah. But yeah, it was when Dante was trying to break free from the thing with the, with his, the sleazy homie dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And like, yeah. It showed the little mega man on the dashboard.

I was half paying attention because like, I was like Dante's captured. He's not doing it. Like who gives a shit? I want to see him do things. But yeah, I don't know. I look at it and I'm like, this is, this is good. I'm okay. I enjoy it.

No, I am okay with it. I just look at it and I'm like, this is just another one, right? Where I'm just looking at. Another one. Another one. I'm looking at it. I'm like, God damn. Everybody's just getting a pretty decent to fun video game adaptation.

Just get over it. I, um, stop crying about what's over and happen. I'm myself. I know, I know. I just, I, I, I, when I, See, like, people complain about it. I'm like, brother, I wish I could, I wish I could give you my brain for a minute and sit you in front of those two seasons of the Halo show so you could feel what I felt. Did you watch all season two? I watched all of it twice to prepare for my video and write it out.

The script is done and sitting there and I'm just like I'm pulling my teeth, pulling teeth getting this fucking video done. Because I'm in misery. I hate it so. Like, no one hates anything more than I hate that show, I think. I don't even think Israel hates Palestine more than I hate that show. I disagree. I don't think you are not you are not bombing children Would you be willing because I don't know how

Would you be willing to drop a thousand pound bombs on the people that made that show Thousand pound bombs on the people that made that show I was sitting there I was sitting there like fucking Frank Castle watching that show man I wasn't even looking at the screen I was looking at the left and right of my room away from the screen Wait wait wait wait wait where We're getting turning into Frank Castle getting radicalized like that over a cartoon of a game, of a game. Wasn't a cartoon. Of a live action of a game.

It would have been better as a cartoon. It should have been a cartoon. Every single... What sucks now is that everything becomes animated now. So what happens is animation costs such a fucking metric fuck ton. We get these like short versions of television shows that I would love to be longer. Like I missed the 22 episode seasons now, man. I miss that shit.

I've kind of in like the middle. I'm in the middle. I want maybe like a 12. 12 hour long episodes. I want 12 hours of a series of a season. Walking Dead was like usually 13 episodes a season or something. An hour long and I want that back. But you're not getting that the way animation costs is we're never getting that shit again.

Ever. No way. Well, unfortunately. So this is an unfortunate reality. Probably in a decade or so when AI is like really, really good. Yeah, then maybe. Everybody's going to have fired. And then they're going to start actually pumping them out.

because yeah people aren't they're not paying anybody it's fucking sad that is an unfortunate reality remember when you were told hey get a job in the artistic fields no to uh who said that remember thinking of getting a job in an artistic field would be able to once if I get a job I can have a salada position where it's like I create so therefore since I'm a sudden that creates I'm not going to lose my job because I'm the only person I can do it the fate the false bill of sale

that has been made to every generation after Gen X's and even Gen X to some extent is fucking ridiculous sucks and you're just like oh look at all these established artists you could be one of these not just kidding we build a robot to do all of it oh fucking buy property not just kidding we have Airbnb doing all that

go to school never go to school never mind go to school so you can be qualified for job just kidding everybody has a degree now and now now you have a fucking mortgage and now you're in debt sorry you have no house you have a mortgage realistically we should

by right be allowed to kill every boomer like I think I think like we've earned that actually. Like I just like they should all be like excommunicated. The baby boom the baby boomers did such a huge level of damage to what the American pop. Like it was obviously post-World War II and I'm and us shipping jobs overseas and the corporations and no one being like stop doing that. And then the baby boomers being like no it's fine.

Keep doing that. Yeah. Like ruin the foundation of America. Oh you. Oh you I'm gonna go retire and you want to take my job? No. No, I think I'm gonna keep it actually. And then not do it well.

And not do it well. Hey, it's me fucking turtle man. What's his name? Mitch McConnell. Turtle man. I forgot his name. He's been doing destruction for decades, man. That guy has been on a buffering screen for 10 years, I feel like.

Well, it's, um, fuck Obama, you know. Did you see that other thing? Like he, fuck him. He's black. And they, and they get, and they won't, like, and at the moment where you see someone that's incapable of doing their job, like, it's not even, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, you're not capable of doing your job. You are not cognizant of where you're at.

You don't know where you are. Tell me right now where you are. Describe the room you're in. If he says he can't, someone with a fucking guillotine comes, throws him on it, and then jumps on the blade and slams it down on his body.

That's crazy. That's like a modern-day call of duty like execution. Some of those things are ridiculous, by the way. Dude, my friend makes him. And he says there's one where you kick someone in the ass and then fling him in the space. I believe it.

I've seen it's like, what is this? I've seen equally stupid things in that game. I don't know, man. I'm so, I look, dude, the kindest person I know is old,

but also the greatest threats to like, the civil liberties of the world are old people that just won't. Can we compromise? Stop. We just shot them blast their televisions. Because they just can't get any feedback. Yeah,

that's the first step because it's, They get other information from Fox or something. What makes it crazy is that we were raised by TVs too. We are the generation of the TV. I did not get my news from television because when I started becoming like... We had the internet by then. And we had the internet isn't just rage bait versus of it too. So we had a different perspective of it.

Well, I remember switching through the channels and being like, oh, these both these news networks are saying different things. And I remember like early on I thought like, oh, there must not be like a... You kind of have to go find it. For me, I never had that idea. I always had the idea of like read up on it yourself. But my, my perspectives were always like, live and let live.

So it never, it never was like, it was too late to indoctrinate me because I had that mentality already. Yeah. So it was like, I wish I got indoctinated. That'd be crazy good.

Well, I'd be happier. I wouldn't be able to feel. I'd be much happy. I would tell you that because the people that are. I wish I could look at gay people suffering, being like, ha, ha, ha.

And it's going on about my day. Imagine if you were like a Trumpy guy. Imagine if you're like a Trumper, right? And you're just, you're, imagine if you were just, you probably got to be feeling so good right now. I feel like if you imagine defending him now is insane. Imagine you. It is, but you probably, you know what I mean?

They feel good. Imagine in 2011, you went to a coma. Yeah. Yeah. And you just woke up. I wouldn't believe it even for a second. Yeah, I'd be like, I'm clearly dead or something. I'm still in the coma.

Hell. I woke up from a coma, but I'm still in a coma. Like this is stupid. Yeah, this is like a second coma. Clearly the devil came back from down south and just butt fuck the planet while I was speaking. Especially if you, in 2011 when you were hearing like, oh, we're gearing up, you're starting to hear whispers of a certain candidates. You know, Obama's almost done with his, he's got one year left. And you're starting to hear whispers of other stuff coming up. And you're kind of hopeful that things aren't going to be too retarded. You know, you're like, oh, things are going to be all right, you know.

And then you go in your combing. you wake up and you're here you're here Trump's president you're like Obama won one more time okay and then you keep hearing you don't know anything about what happened before it's 2011 to now and then it's uh all the information between that gap is

you cannot absorb it you can probably think okay like oh yeah Obama probably be president again or something everything's getting and then you look up it says it's Trump and then you see you like oh Trump's talking about invading Greenland talking about fucking with obviously the the Netherlands because of that too

Yeah, yeah. These, uh, can invade in Canada, the Panama Camel. Actually, they're legitimately, uh, gearing up right now to possibly attack Iran, which that is, Oh, very cool. That is a legitimate. They are doing exercises. They are moving parts. They're moving, um, um, well, they did illegally bomb Yemen.

Yeah. So, like, of course it's so. That wasn't a group chat that got leaked to a random. But it does bother me that that was like, I get that it's funny that like, that's how everything leaked. But like, nothing about that. That's funny. The fact that like, well, it's funny that it happened in a signal chat and they invited a fucking journalist to it. That's funny. Because it's just like, how the fuck do you make that mistake? Right. But like that that was the story and not like, hey, we bombed you. Oh. Why? So I think the reason why that happened, because I did see some people mention that they're like, man, it's crazy that we're not talking about this. And I'm like, I think people are so conditioned to it that they have been doing, the executive branch has been doing so many illegal wars without the congressional approval.

Oh, right, right. That it kind of just like, oh, it's another day. Like, people, oh, how much that, uh, what, the drone strikes were increased by 400% under Trump? Yeah. And I'm just like, isn't that crazy that we considered Obama the drone strike guy? I was like, we can't even do that anymore. Because we would make jokes about it.

Yeah, we used to have jokes about his dog. Yeah. Behind the control panel doing like, uh, and I'm like, wait a minute. He's not, he's not even, bra-p-p-p-paw! That's crap. He's not even the Joe Strike King anymore. I was like, damn, he snatched Obama's crown. He's the Jones Strike Prince.

He's the Prince. That's bullshit. He's the Prince of Jones Strike. He's fucking, Bo's pissed. Bo is fucking roaring. Obama, you could not have done it better? Barack. Barack. Barack.

Barack. We need the bomb more. Bo is setting up the third term thing because he wants Obama to run again. Because you know what Trump's like he said, I'm not joking that I'm considering doing it in, but we'll talk about it later. And then Bo's setting all that emotion And he's like You should do it Trump Run again

People won the third term So Obama can run us I just I really just want You need to be the Jones Strike King again I want a robot Fuck it How about that? How about that?

Fuck you fuck what are we doing What is your what is your opinion On some really prominent people Like John Stewart Or maybe even somebody like a Calinsky That just aren't throwing their hat in the ring As far as having political power I don't know

I trust John Stewart quite a bit Yeah But like I just I don't know if... I think he could have won if... I just think he's too out of the zeitgeist. You know, the daily show isn't huge. He's huge in our circles.

Yeah. But I just don't know if he can really... You know, if he can, like, gain... Because Obama came out of nowhere. Nobody knew who Obama was as a senator. It's possible. Yeah. I just... I'm not necessarily convinced.

I would be happy to see that. The problem is that... John's too much of a moving... A moving... moving parts, you know? I guess he doesn't fit clean into the system that allows it to have a more progressive person in it while continuing the status quo. Same reason why Bernie Sanders couldn't win.

Bernie is objectively the best choice we've probably had in like maybe 45 years as a president. Probably. But what happened is that Bernie Sanders getting put into it just makes too many things. You know about the salmon shoes? No, I was thinking because I was thinking, oh, best president probably since FDR. Oh, he would have been the best president since FDR. And then, of course, my mind was like, what has a lot? FDR stand for.

I immediately went to all slurs. I know exactly what he did I do. Yeah, you know exactly what it is. That's whatever. Two more money on our questions? But it's like stuff like that where it's like things wouldn't, it wouldn't, it wouldn't gel well with the machine. And Bernie would be like, burn it all down.

We need to change everything. And there's stuff like that where like he can have. A little more status quo than you think. He's more, he's more willing to play ball to keep his, to keep his party moving to. significantly make things better, obviously. But the problem is that he's a progressive by nature. Yeah.

So we can't have a progressive get office as a democratic source. Demon. This is demon might sob, Dante. Demon might sob. You like that Dante? There you go. That's Dante with his little dager. Demon might sob.

That's rebellion. His little dager. That's like what Netflix would have did with those when they were, what was a, when Pacific Rim came out? they had Atlantic, was it Atlantic Rim? Oh, that movie studio that would make all the rip-offs immediately like in a month. That shit was funny, dude.

That must be a fun job, though. They had the scripts. They had that gotten scripts leaked early. No, what they did, no, what they did, they did even better. What they did was that they took the trailers for those movies, and then they were like, let's figure out how this, like, how this works together. And they would just assume based on the trailer, like, what the story was. They would make their own, like, fucking dumb version of it.

Had they ever, like, made a better version? version? No. Well, I mean No, of course not. I mean, that's subjective, I guess. Because I'm sure If you want to watch it together, I'd rather watch Atlantic Rim with my friends than Pacific Rim. Right, yeah, a million percent. I still love me some of that fucking, what you

call it, the Titanic 2. That movie will always be one of the animated one. That's the one when they were in like a fucking gym. It was filmed in like a gymnasium. I don't know what that means. I did not see it. It was Atlanta 2 on Netflix. I watched it with my best friend and we were like, this isn't a gymnasium. It's a real life. It's a lot.

Live action, really? It's supposed to be like a... It's supposed to be there on the second Titanic, but it's all filmed in a gymnasium. It's like this is not a fucking ship. I haven't seen anything that doesn't... That's where people get their fucking diplomas right there. This is a gym.

This is when they took graduation. You can see the steps and shit. You can see the fucking lunch tables. That's crazy. It's an auditorium. What is going on here? That's not real what you're describing. I'm being so serious.

Whatever. Let's move on some questions. Remember, you can ask us questions over at Patreon.com slash Snartank. Go over there. I think it's the $5 tier. You can ask us questions. And we'll read them if they're good. And they don't make me angry.

Let's do it. Let's do it. A lot of bar. Boom. All right. I did want to get, I forgot to read this before we got into the last of us stuff. But like I just wanted to, this is a demonstration of some of the stuff that people waste their opportunity on asking. Oh, nice.

This is why I like that. So Mr. Hot salsa wrote it. He says, Derek, do you remember when the actor, playing Ellie in the last of a show starred as the little girl in Game of Thrones that got crushed by a giant. Mm-hmm. Do you remember that? You got crushed by a giant? Yeah. She was the Mormont. She was the, uh, Leanna Mormont.

That was, uh, that was, uh, well, you don't remember. Wait, did you watch the show? I haven't seen games. I haven't seen games. I don't. I know. It's, of course, like, I just feel like it's such a cultural zeitgeist that, like, I had to feel like, oh, would have. It's so many hours. It's so many hours into something that I know does not have pay off. So, like, it just, it's hard for me to justify. I think the beginning of the series is that it's, it's, it's enough to work. It's enough to like that where I can I can watch up to a certain extent I'm like okay I enjoyed I like say me

when John Snow wakes up I can be like okay I'm done watching this you know like me like personally knowing that how I can enjoy it up to that extent I but I know I think I think that's kind of the outlier I think most people would be like I'm not going to waste my time knowing how it ends so I think horribly if it was a comedy I would feel differently about it you know because I've seen comedies that have like a rough like season every community is a great example community after season three is largely like kind of like not nearly as good as it was season four is terrible but like it's a joke show so like it's not whatever like I don't care necessarily if the characters develop or like if things are like honored from Canada

like I could give a fuck really very true but like with Game of Thrones like I feel like I would get so into it that like it would really bother me it's part of why like I'm really I'm actually like not super happy that I got into severance already because it's like I would have preferred it to be done by now I just kept seeing it and I was like fuck I guess I'll whatever I'll check it out and now I'm like man I don't know if I trust anybody to finish I don't know if I trust people to finish a show right

It's kind of because I can't remember the last time it's happened It's kind of scary man It's like the last time I remember It's a good point I think every show even breaking bad I waited until the final season was airing And people like when the first episode of the new season aired the last season aired

And people were like oh it's good And I'm like okay It seems like it's safe Then I watched all of it I always finish shows If I start a show, I finish it. I start so I finish it. But I don't start some things.

Really? Sometimes there's, well, I've watched some slop. Like I did, I did watch the first few seasons of Arrow and the Flash on CW. Because they started off. So they're clever. They roped in people who are D.C. fans by taking care of the choreography, especially on the Arrow show. Right. Because like I started watching.

I was like, there's a scene where he breaks out like, I forgot how. is like a mayor or something i don't remember he goes into a prison he like fucking glides into it and it's like a really cool sequence and i was like that was really fucking awesome and then as it went on they're like oh no this is c this is c w so then the choreography started being complete ass and then there was just love triangles they're all just fucking each other and i was like oh i was like i didn't sign up for this but people who were normally in a cw shows it was much more drama like it was it was it was for them and i was like okay so hopefully some of those people that normally like they stayed right right they they retain some of the people they did not retain

me at all like it just isn't for me i'm like right i don't give a fuck about green arrow or the flash i think the flash is the character that has been he is the most misused character in comic books ever because his powers solve every single problem so i'm like why you can't be written well you just can't they can't write you well ever so sorry i don't care i never got involved i think flashpoint is probably one of my favorite fucking i think flashpoint is dope and Flashman uses powers the right way and what happens things get fucked up immediately.

I think Flashpoint is, I think, sorry, I will never watch anything animated for DC stuff other than like, non-animated for DC stuff other than like Superman things or Batman things. I feel that I, personally, I don't like any of the Superman stuff.

I don't know, but I just be. I think Lois and Superman and Lois is a great show. Okay, I'm looking forward to the movie. I haven't seen it. The new Superman. Yeah, James Gunn. James Gunn, I just. I feel like does a good job.

Do you guys see the trailer? Wait a while ago? The newest one. Oh, there's a new one? No, I don't really need to see it. Yeah, it's really funny.

I've seen enough, I feel like, because he calls his dog to come, like, save him, but it's a dog, and his dog's an asshole dog. So it's like jumping on him and like playing around.

He's like my ribs are broken. Please stop. Right, yeah. And then it drags him miles and he's just getting hurt being dragged all time. And I'm like, I saw people, I saw people mad about that.

Oh, they were mad about that. Oh, fucking, why they, I don't know, Like they're mad that dogs are acting like dogs. People don't recomics. They're angry that like there's like a robot in that trailer that I guess like there's two robots, right? Are they like villains or something? No, there's just like their helpers in like the fortress of solitude or something.

Oh yeah. And they're helping. They're like carrying him into the fortress of solitude. And one of them goes like and I think Superman says thank you. And one of the robots says no need to thank us. We won't appreciate it. We have no, you know. Oh.

We're automaton. And then he smiles at another one. And then the other one goes like, he he smiled at me. You know? They're like, um. Did that really happen? How fucking, how's that work? How does this one have emotions?

The other one doesn't. I don't understand. People, what is my, my, my, my, my love,

my love of comic books has just made me so much more bitter as I've gotten older. Yeah. I'm turning into the guy at the comic, so I was like, this guy's a fucking asshole. Fuck this dude. And I'm like,

I'm becoming that. Because people don't read, people, people can't read, when people can't read and understand. So they just make comments about things. Like we don't fucking Superman's fucking Superman's dog's a jerk dog. And it's like, yes, it's the strongest dog in the universe.

It just runs around and does whatever the fucking dot once. It's just not bad. My buddy's lab would like, as soon as it would see me, it would challenge me. Because it's like finally a body big enough to fucking roughhouse with. You know what I mean? And like some dogs will be. a little rough and that dog's incredibly powerful so it's like, I get

it's a dog. It does an asshole dog thing. It's just being a buddy. It still loves him. He's not evil. He's just like, he doesn't understand. He's a fucking dog. I don't know. Yeah. They watch Crypto, the Super Dog, the animated show from like 2003 and they were like, oh my God, why is it crypto speaking Spanish? And it's like because it's a dog, you you galactic retard. What do you mean?

It's, yeah, I don't know, man. Como? Los. Hmm, Como, Como? Crypto My alma crypto. Anyway, yes, I do remember that this actress was crushed by a giant.

Yeah, that was good. I was like, finally she's dead. Finally. She was a little fucking asshole. She was, she was tough. She was tough.

But I ended up liking her character in there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Homeless because I play, I must, homeless because I must play Metroid Prime 4 on Switch 2.

Brood in. That's fun. Yeah, pay your $700. No, honestly, I don't know. Video games are a luxury hobby. Just fucking. You can't afford it, don't buy it.

I do think people like, I don't know. Make payments. I get it because like it's expensive. But I can't remember a time of my life where like something that wasn't the we on launch wasn't expensive. You know what I mean? Like I remember the Xbox 360 elite being fucking ridiculous. It was like five. Yeah, it was like 500.

I think it was like 500 something. Like five. You know? So like I don't know. I get it. $80, $80 games is fucking crazy. But I think it's really only crazy because it makes you think of $100, and $100 and $100 still feels like a lot of money.

You know? I think it's actually that crazy. I buy 100 off versions of games now in general to get it three days early. Yeah, I don't know. That's wild. I don't do that. Yeah. I did that for Dragon Ball, Freak Spark News Zero.

But I have all the DLC now, but like... Oh, so you kind of just prepaid for the DLC. Yeah. When I got it three days early, and I was like, I guess. I think I have that version, too, and I didn't, I didn't even fuck with the DLC at all. Anyway, he writes in, uh, he says, sup, sup guys. your discussion about Metroid may be so happy as that is my favorite game series of all time.

Derek is kind of right with the Switch because of all the 2D Metroids that are available through emulators and dread. That's fair. But Sweeney... Is that when I made a mistake? No, no, he, well, he says you're right. What was that right about?

I think you were talking about how, like, most people probably played on emulators and instead of, like, so it wouldn't be counted... I think that's what you said. I thought, well, because, like, I don't know if it was... You remember when I accidentally said most people got familiarized with it,

with Switch, when I meant to say we Oh, and I just told me I didn't say I'm right about that because I totally was, I met we Yeah

But if he means about the emulator thing Then sure sure Yeah But Sweeney's completely Swini completely forgot About Metro Prime 2 and 3 Anyway, what game or movie do you love

That you wish more people experienced Wee Um More people experienced Ooh, um Ricky O, the story of Ricky What? The story of that shit

Is that a game? No, no, It's a movie, sorry Oh, that's what the fuck Wait, you can't tell him you guys both haven't seen it? Isn't it a story of Rick? I forgot. I feel like I watched it with Joe.

I've never heard of this in my life. Isn't it like a fucking stupid-ass movie? I'm sure you've seen gifts of it. Maybe. It takes place in a prison mostly. And like one guy gets his head clapped off. And it's like such a bad, fuck. You've shown me that clip before.

You've shown me that clip too. There's a dude getting his jaw uppercut it off. There's a guy that gets. his fucking fist blown up by getting punched. There's a guy that fucking you've shown

me, he's chippooks himself essentially well without his head getting cut off but he guts himself he disembowls himself and then wraps his guts around Ricky to try to choke him

it's so stupid it is it's top ten for me and it's one of the dumbest things you'll ever see so but one of the most entertaining things you'll ever see if we have to watch it

when we talk about We're talking about doing that. That is 100% one of them. That should be the first one, actually. I would be delighted. How long is it? It's not that long. It's like feature length?

It's got, yeah, dude. It's probably like 90 minutes. 90 minutes? Yeah. That's good. That'll be, that's a good. I ordered the, uh, the headphones splitter. Okay.

Oh, sick. So it should be on its way. But like, um, you guys need your headphones. Right. That's the only thing you have to bring your headphones as well. I got plenty. But, uh, yeah, dude. Oh my God.

That sounds insane. For me is, I can't believe because it. That makes me so excited. Like that, like, experiencing it with people who haven't seen it. Like I said, I haven't done that since, like, 2006 or something. Right. When we all saw it together. Like, we're like, oh, my God.

Ridiculous. Oh, that's great. For me, this is us. I think everyone to really watch that show, such a beautiful television show. That's, like, one of the first few mature, like, mature, like, heartwarmingly mature shows ever watched. And I really just, I love it so much. My favorite actor is in is still the K. Brown. a fucking unbelievably talented guy

a really really good story I think you guys should watch it but it's it's like a more mature kind of show that is not our vibes at all like no one's saying a slur no one's blowing up randomly so it's a bit different but anyway I should watch it oh I also want to say just

make sure if you watch if you watch Ricky O story Ricky because it might be two different titles that's the dub version right like these the sub the original version might have a different title like it might be free on YouTube or some shit what is it was it what is it like uh well it'll be like Japanese you know oh but like but the thing is it's it's it's you have to watch the dub because that's what makes it even like a thousand times goofier okay it's um the the voices are excellent like in a way it's so it makes it so much dumber

it's great I can I can't preface enough of how like a gym it is and yeah I'm excited I'm excited yeah Nothing's coming to... Like, it's... There's some stuff. Like, I think... Game-wise, I think mouthwashing is exceptional.

And I understand that's like an indie game and it's like... It doesn't have like a crazy high ceiling. I don't think it's sold like a shit... It probably sold enough to make them a shit ton of money because it's like maybe like six people or something. But it's not like a huge game. But like that was like...

That's probably like the best writing I've seen in a video game period. Ever. And it's a very small like $5 or something in the game. It's very, very good. But as far as like... movies and stuff like I don't know what is moth washing about I can't say like I think giving like I literally it's about people stranded washing on a ship washing their mouths out yes yes they're washing their mouths up like are I need the sea water to wash it's like a psychological

horror game it's like more like Silent Hill are than Residiv's evil. Sterellic ship. Stranded and I need to wash me mouth out. It's a spaceship by the way. It's not like a pirate ship. Oh. Yeah. We're standing in a spaceship.

It's very, very good. That's the only thing that I can think of really, like, as far as like something that I think most people have had an experience. Because everything that I've, everything that I love that I talk about pretty regularly there are like, you've heard about it a million times. Yeah. Have you, uh, is there a game that exists where it's in space, but it's, it's pirates. Like,

but like I'm talking about sea pirates. I, hmm. Plainscape torment. That's about it. What's that? That's a D&D thing though. Like,

just, you know, like you're in a modern, you're in a modern spaceship, but they're all decked out like pirates and shit. There's some, there's some, yeah,

not really, not around it. There's like some people like that in Starfield. Ah. But like, it's such a stupid concept that I want it, you know? Yeah.

Like I want to see people like getting close to space ship. and hooking them and then you board the ship that is fucking the boat and you're running over you're running over and like the hookin ropes

I think that's sick as hell you got cutlasses and the space helmet on and shit I think you know I saw there was a I think I did see I think I did see that there was like

I wish I could remember it like it popped through my feed but there was like some kind of indie game that was marketing itself as sea of thieves but in space and the idea was very similar I gotta look at it's not it's not like literal boats

I think it's like made the theme but like That's so stupid. I love space pirate things. I love that. I remember the thing that really got me, like, the thing that I, the moment that I realized that I actually genuinely liked Starfield a lot was in like I was like flying and like I like

jumped to some random system or whatever. And there was just some guy in a ship and he was like singing it like a void chandy. Oh, interesting. And I was just like, oh, I love this. This is awesome. Vibe wise. I still, I got a lot of problems. I still need to play that game.

Just wait for it to be fucking. It's, it's not. It's not going... It will be at some point. Hurry up! Although, actually, it might take a while. Actually, I think about it because it's going to come to PlayStation at some point. Oh.

So, like, they're probably not going to lower the price at all. Okay. Until, like, it's out for PlayStation and then the normal cycle will continue. Like, it's technically low enough. Like, I've seen it around 40 bucks, but I still am like... Just wait. Just wait. It'll go, it will go down at some point.

Hurry up. Go down. There'll be some crazy Bethesda sale at some point. Yeah. Oh, Doom is so close to. Wait, when does Doom come out? Oh yeah I'm excited

Ooh I'm excited See I'm gonna Put all the Mick Gordon shit in there Oh yeah yeah I'm just imported I'm like oh yeah This new music's fine

But you know I gotta hear I gotta hear all that It is a shame that That weird fallout happened with them Super ashamed Cause I feel like that I feel like that dude got a lot of people

Into like metal Because they're like Yeah this shit goes hard What else is like this fucking crazy. I like how it makes my boss. It's a little bit. Dude, so there was a PlayStation,

there was a PlayStation concert recently, right? And the idea was like, oh, so like it's like an order, it's like video games live. Right. But just for PlayStation, which to me is like,

the fuck even is that thing. That's crazy. I would have went if I knew about that. Well, it's, it's, yeah, I mean.

What was it? Did you go? No, it's, I don't know if it happened or if it's about to happen or something, but they canceled a bunch of dates.

Oh. Because like, no one's going. Oh, that's unfortunate. Because, like, what, it's literally just, of the lineup of things that they're going to play, it's literally just God of War that I think has any cachet, musically. And even that's kind of like, you know? Fuck my ass.

Like, you're going to have some fucking Spanish guy on a guitar, go play the last of us theme in front. Like, I don't, like, like, PlayStation doesn't really like, and by the way, I should specify, it's PlayStation as of today. It's not like, here's crap. Banned Duk. Well, that kind of completely took me out of it. Exactly. Yeah.

Yeah. Because they don't own that anymore. And so it's just all modest. So it's like, I saw, oh, Ghost is Chushima. And I'm like, did they even have? I don't even know what that is. Like, what's the theme? Right.

Yeah. Like, I liked Ghost is a great deal. I couldn't tell you what the fuck the theme song was. Not even a little bit. I think maybe they had infamous there, but it was like, does infamous have? I still don't know. I don't know what that is. Brother.

That's a very interesting. Yeah. Like, I cannot. All I know is, oh. From God of War. That's it. That's the only thing I know. They can do some older ones, right?

Like, Oh, da-da-di. Boy. Sure. But at that point, it's just gonna be like, God of War. So I guess it's just, yeah,

God-O-Ward. You might as well have done just got to, like, because it's so funny when I think about that because it's like, it's the breadth of PlayStation,

right? And you barely have enough there. But then I think of like if there was like a Doom concert, dude, if there was like, if like, Mick Gordon was like doing like,

hey, I'm playing the music for Doom on tour. I'd be like, I'm, are you kidding? Oh, 100% Are you fucking joking? I'm there in the, I'm probably like overpaying for the tickets. It's ridiculous.

That'd be great. Yeah, I would go to a God of Work concert. I would go to, if they play like all the, because, um, yeah, the entire series. Dude, number two has some absolute fucking bangers. Yeah, yeah. When he fights Perseus,

it's one of my favorite, like, video game sound like that. I forgot you fight Perseus. In that soundtrack. Which one? What? What's that? Sarah Borellis or whatever? Sarah Borellis?

Yeah, yeah. Who's that? This is a pop star. I don't know of this. She does a lot of like retail loudspeaker music. Really? Yeah, like it's like a say what you want to say. Let the words fall out.

She's in a lot. And may you be free. Yeah, she's in God of War II. What? Really? No. Dude, Sarah Morales. It sounds so stupid

that I'm like, well, he can't be fucking with me this much. It's like, why lie about that? I do know John Mayer is in the Halo 2 soundtrack. So I happen to Jalen's girlfriend did that to me at the wedding.

Rebecca, really? Yeah, she was like, I was eating the bread or whatever. And I was like, God, this bread's fucking great. She's like, oh yeah, she's like, actually I helped prepare it earlier.

It's like, and I don't, know her. I literally just met her. And she's, I helped her parents. I came in a little bit early and I was like, oh shit, really? She was like, no. I was like, well, how the fuck am I? How would I not believe you? I literally just met you. And I was like, you immediately broke my trust. Those are such useless lies because they don't help anyone. It's a lie for the wind. It's like, why? It was funny. And maybe I was like, I respect it. Oh, she's like that now too. God damn it. I was like, oh, she's been.

She's been. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I. like that. I didn't know she would do it as someone she just met though. That's what's funny. I do it exclusively almost to people like just me. That is very true. You do do that. To people that I don't know especially, look out. You're not hearing a lick of truth from me. If you, if you're, like, I'm always curious to see like if like there's like an Uber driver that I get one day that listens to the show but like pretends not to and ask like what I do and then I say like, yeah, I'm a dentist. You know? Yeah. And they're like, fucking lie. Why'd you lie? And then like, I wonder if they're like impressed or not. by like my ability to improv like a fake life in front of them.

You know? Probably. I imagine they're like, oh, let's see, let's see where this goes. Yeah. Yeah.

Because they would know. If they listen to the show, they would know this is what I do to fucking Uber driver. He's like, oh, you're a fucking doctor and he gets a mouth up and throws in a back. Because every time. All right.

Does he have any separation? No, no. No. Dude, I, I fucking. See,

hiding for it. It's the problem is. He was the child locks on. just drives. The problem is that it's so much more rewarding to make up a story for those people than it is to tell. Because, like, dude, I just Uber to, the other day I Ubered to, like, get lunch with a friend of ours who's in town for a little bit. And I, we were, I was, you know, the pick me up. And then I get in.

And the guy's talking about, like, he hears like an engine rev. He's like, is that a BMW I hear? And I'm like, oh, I don't know. I don't know cars at all, man. That was honest. I don't know shit about cars. Yeah. And then he just kept talking about cars.

he was just like I'm gonna talk about cars Oh well yeah I mean Yeah it sounds like well yeah maybe like it sounds like It sounds like a R8 or fucking something And he and he asked me What's the what's the The Lexus R or something

I'm like brother I just told you I don't know anything I don't think you understand how little I know about cars I know that they're here And that they take me places I don't know what the fuck like a four cylinder Eight so I don't even know which one's better

Is it better to have more? cylinders, I guess. Do you know what that sounds like? He's trying to, he read, he read like a book like how to make friends for dummies or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And then there's like a, oh, men like cars. So like here's the opener.

And then he, even after you derailed it by being like, I don't know shit about cars. So he went to the next beat still. Right. Yeah. He's still stuck with it. He's like, I, fuck up. I'm still going to try it again. It was so strange, man.

So weird. Why would you keep going after? Hey, you know about this very specific niche. thing about cars even though he just told me you don't know things about cars? Yeah, I told him. People try to be my friend all the time and I deny him on purpose. I'm like, don't talk to me.

Child luck. We're going to talk about cars. That's crazy. He slams on the brake in the middle of traffic. He leans over back on a highway. It's like that scene in, what is it, the Spider-Man, the first Spider-Man with Tom Holland, where he like

leans over in the back of the car. Oh, right. Or it's like, we're Michael Keaton. Yeah. It was like that. It's like, we're going to talk about cars. We're going to talk about cars, man. You know that Lexis is the luxury Toyota brand? I'm like, I do now, I guess. I do. That's very cool, man. Yeah.

Sick. That's cool. I'm glad you're inside. I did not know that before, and I had no reason to. So we're going to go to the dealership. We're going to look at cars now. He's hijacked. You're not going to your lunch. You're coming with me to the dealership. I want to teach you about cars.

Let me see your phone. I want to make sure you know, car cops. I'll make sure you go. Your phone. I'll get your phone back after the judge. He grabs your phone and puts one finger through it. Like fucking a guy did the market season two. He pushed him down a black guy.

Shut up. Why did these keep? First a Molotov and then now he's just superhuman. He's not that strong. It's hurting him. You can see his fucking cry. You want to know what made this worse? Yeah.

Yeah. I want you to guess what he was driving. Oh, a bucket? Oh, he was definitely driving a Tesla, wasn't he? Yeah. Everybody named Mama got this was over here. The GPS on his Tesla wasn't working? So he was making incorrect turns constantly.

Amazing. Which to me would have been like no big deal. I mean, it's a little annoying, but like, delay me one minute. Right. But for a car guy specifically. To make a point to say, like, I'm a car guy and I know a lot about cars. In fact, I know what an engine, I know the car by the engine sound on rip. To then make every turn wrong.

I agree. I agree with what you thought was. To make every. turn wrong, the GPS isn't working, you're clearly driving a car that sucks. That made me so mad, and then he wouldn't shut up. The idea of identifying cars by the engine rev

is the gayest thing, I swear to God. That's so lame to me. That's gay than knowing a person by the sniff of a cock. That is crazy. Is that a hint of human? That's Brad Pitt.

That's Brad Pitt. Wow. One solid shit. He has those air fresheners. It's like, Javier Bordem's penis. Ed O'Neill. Ed O'Neill.

Patrice O'Neill. Coneyl. Coneyl. Like, like a milk, that. Like, like,

like, as him dead or? No, he's alive. Obviously alive. Okay, just, not his dead. Patrice O'Neil's been dead for a minute.

Yeah, but he went to the air freshener company, gave them an imprint. It's like making a moldier cock, but it's like a mold of your scent, I guess. He dips his balls in unsented material. And then he leaves it germinate a little bit.

If they had a company like that, the way that, what's her name? Oh, the vaginal candles. Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow, the goop chick. Yeah, yeah. Would you do something like that? Would you make a ball-scented air fresheny? I think I probably would out of just sheer curiosity.

Just to see if it actually works. Yeah, just see if it actually works. Like, fucking long, hard day. Test it. Oh, wow. Wow. This smells more like my balls than my balls do. It's a little off.

but like not more than I expect it to be. Fucking Uber. This is definitely my balls. You're hanging that in their car. Your car smells like balls. Oh man. So, well,

you like cars, huh? Yeah, man. Takes a deep wave of the balls. He's over here and the things over there and it's aimed towards him. That's how hard he's inhaling. Yeah,

he's sniffing and it's like pulling towards him. You can hear the metal thing. on the fucking car, danting in, because of how Hardy's whiffing those balls. At that point, do you, do you,

like, roll out of the car? You're definitely chobot. I think you do your best, you do your best to wait for it to go slower. You're definitely choblock. So you got to wait until it gets slow enough and you got to kick the door out at one kick.

Do you, you got to one kick the door off the edge. What? So you got to just wait and it's really big. It's actually kind of a good idea to carry one of those glass shatter things. If you, if you're frequent, dude, you know what I really want to do? I guess that would be better.

I have this vision of, I don't know if it's a sketch so much as it's just like something that I just think would be really great to see in live action. Yeah. Or like I do want, I want to film something like that where like there's like an Uber driver and somebody gets in the car. And then there's just something, some really innocuous thing. Like maybe it's an air freshener that's the scent of balls or something. Yeah. And it's like, or like an awkward conversation. It's like, oh, that's pretty great.

I just want the person in the back. I want to be a front shot of the driver and the guy in the back the whole time and at a certain point he just winds up a kick kicks the door off and then rolls out with like all the sound design that would be a company. I like the idea of one kicking it.

I want that to exist so bad. Like once. Like I think you should leave sketch or something? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Do you think? I would film it if I wasn't afraid of time. Do you know anyone?

Do you know anyone I can one kick a door off a hinge? No. A car door of a hinge? Maybe like a jalopy. me um a body like maybe uh like Phil Heath or maybe Ronnie Coleman in his heyday I was name of that black guy that Gary Coleman's not trying to do that who did you say Gary Coleman yeah yeah I said Gary Coleman yeah I said Gary Coleman that's what I heard dude I just for some reason you said Gary Coleman I thought of like throwing Gary Coleman away of a car

and getting ran over that's what I was thinking of all that's your problem that is pretty funny I said I that is very funny what's name of the guy Derek Hale Derek Hall whatever that guy's name is a black dude that's all over on the TikTok on internet. I don't know. That like does the eye. Like he puts the ice. He's like he has the timer if he's waking up in the beginning of the day. And he dips his face in the water.

Then he like goes to work out with a fucking watch on. Derek Hale, Derek Hall or something like that. I see. He's a black guy that like does like that's doing like fitness stuff now. I think I've seen that but I don't know him. Like I don't know. I think I've seen that thing of the.

And he's like, and he does it when he throws a control at the TV. He's like damn. And he goes he throws control of the TV. I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that yet. Oh my God, look them up. I don't, what is this?

Look up, the morning routine. Let's get to another question. Okay, we're spending a long time. Yeah, yeah, we're on bullshit. Nine inch males. Nine inch. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

That is great. That's fantastic. Is the heat on? It feels warm, right? I'm sweating. It's been hot for a while, but I'm like, I guess I'm just drenched. I was like, I'm going to deal with this. I got it was.

I was like, I felt I'm like suffering. I'm like sweating. Like, oh, it's going to be over eventually, and I'll have to deal with that. Yeah. He was on in the summer temperatures. I thought I put the air on. Yeah, that makes perfect sense because I was like, I don't know why I didn't say anything. It was like, you just silently sit there.

I didn't want it. It isn't on my house. I can't be disrespectful about it. I don't know what the fucking, like absolutely tell me. It literally didn't come. Because I zone out. Like, I just assume like I'm in, like, I don't know, my, I thought I was just sick. Yeah.

I was just like, oh, well, here's another fever coming. Yeah. It was just subconscious for me because it didn't for some reason. No, he just hit me. Anyway, 9-inch males, uh, Nanu-Nanu brubs. You just fucking Morgan Mindy us? Nanu, Nanu. That's crazy.

Nunu. Anyway, he says to Derek, as the singer of Alien Ant Farm, Dryden Mitchell, apparently spends time calling Republicans gay on Twitter. I think it's a good idea to make a gayly and ant farm cover. Drink piss. Love you by. To give him like for an homage, huh? I don't know what, like I don't know what, like I don't know alien for our music outside of the cover that they did

of the Michael Jackson song. So like I know three songs. So yeah, that one. It's a moot criminal. I know movies. I want you to be free. Don't worry about me. You don't remember that one? Oh, kind of. Yeah, yeah.

And then like the music video is cool because it's like they're in a theater and then like they're like he jumps into the screen and then it's just a bunch of right. And then he's in the Minecraft movie with Jack Black. Yeah. Essentially. Chicken jockey and a real chicken shows up And they're fucking And they tear down a movie theater

You see it Go to the ceiling One guy's one guy's One guy digs into the floor And he's getting some gear Like it's not like ripping it open Like a superhero I like that but there's like

There's Gibb He gives a little bit It's like an inch You see the news Like Goatty's asshole The I think it's like Colorado The Minecraft Theater When I got the leveled pretty much

No so like there's a In Colorado there was a obviously like there's the Minecraft movie's crazy and like the theater reactions are insane and there's video of like it's chicken jockey and then like there's throwing popcorn

and fucking you know sodas and shit and then the camera turns and a little girl is ripping herself in half she ripped herself in half of the Jack Black a small Jack Black was there

and it was like cacao literally like from the seams the seams that she doesn't And no cell, dude. She doesn't even react. No, it's so quick, too.

She is good. I think, fuck, man. It's the same way that, what is it? Captain America does the wood. And what is it? Which one? It was age of Ultron. Was it?

Yes. Damn. That was a long time ago. It was fucking more recent. 2015 or something? Age of Ultra. 14, I think. 14?

14. 14. 14. Yeah, yeah. I was still in New York. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. So long ago. Yeah, I don't know any. I don't know any. It was 2015 and then in, uh, Infinity Wars 2016. No.

I don't fucking. I don't remember anything anymore, dude. 18. Whatever. Oh, end game was 19. 19.

Yeah. And then the world died. Yeah. The world died. That really is kind of insane. That is weird how that worked out. I look back on COVID and I think of like how insane everything was and I'm like, oh,

that makes sense. Everyone's fucking stupid. Well, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Great. Like,

like, it sounds like it sounds fake. And I'm like, it's such a stupid ass up. Listen to a musical about high school. He's dumb. Whoa. Jerk.

All right. Would it make sense to do? I've always wondered about this real quick. About the Alien Ampharm thing. Because it's like a cover of a cover. You know? Right. Their version of Smith Cremont.

Yeah. It is not a popular song as far as I know. Yeah. And it's, but it's like, I guess since it is their version, you're, you're, it's like, how do you clear, how do you clear, how do you clear, that. You know what I mean? Like, does it have to go through two channels? Like, say, because if you're going to cover something, usually

there might be like a royalty split or something. Right. And so I'm like, do, does Michael Jackson and Alien Ampharm get a piece of that? Like, if you were to... That's true. You can just, you can take... You can just take people's music when they die. Don't think any more about it. That's true. I think that's totally valid, by the way.

Like, genuinely. Like, fucking... The artist is gone. Like, what do you mean? Just take it. Yeah, there's no such thing as the estate. No, I think there shouldn't be. It's what I'm saying. I mean, I agree. Like fuck the estate man You didn't do nothing You didn't do shit

You're fucking loser Oh oh congratulations You're Michael Jackson's son Yeah Who the fuck even is that What is their kid's name? Paris and blanket Is blanket alive even still

I haven't seen any of them It's Prince There's a Prince? Yeah Prince Michael Jackson Did you say Prince Michael? Yeah Prince Michael Jackson So he just named He just named himself after somebody else

And then himself And then the artist formerly known As Prince Michael Jackson That's insane Michael Jackson kids Well I sat upon a dildo What's a sound of A big a dildo

Another dildo Yeah Dill do my butt hole Dill my butt hole Dill my butt hole Oh wow Prince looks like You've been struck by

My smooth booty hole Why is it just some white guy I don't like that they're just white What the fuck is that That doesn't That's not how DNA works No that's not real So he's not a deal

So he probably used... That's Prince Michael Jackson's lawyer or accountant. He used somebody else's DNA, dude. He looks... He looks like... What does it look like? He was like Dread first or something. You know what I mean?

Dread first. I don't like that. Dread first. I don't like that they're just white. You wouldn't. That's my biggest fear. White? Yeah.

No, but like this doesn't like on a, on a genetic level. No, I understand. It makes no sense to me. This makes absolutely This is Paris Jackson She looks like the mom though There's no That's how the mom looks like actually

Fucking freaky Clearly she was a You That is not Michael Jackson Well to be fair Michael Jackson Costrato he doesn't have fucking sperm Oh yeah that's right

That's the theory But that really leads Maybe it's mega mangled man Maybe he had some swimmers there But they were like Just didn't know what the fuck to do I feel like they would have ended up being like Special if that were the case

Well in fairness to Michael Jackson his black DNA was so iffy that he just became white. Yes, that what happened? So, like, I mean, I don't know, maybe his kids are just, you know. It's really unfortunate because he was centrist DNA. He was such a, I think he was such a good looking young man. But it's like, dang, it's so unfortunate. Billy Jean and shit, man.

Then he became fucking Nostura-to. Oh, even before that, like, before that, when he was a young, just a black guy. I was talking about when he was still, like, not known as the shit? Or you mean, like, rock-reve-old? I'm like off the wall of Rock with you. Okay, okay. But this is a fine looking young dude. My mom's like, yeah, he was a really handsome guy.

And then he just, he got his condition. And it's like unfortunate. Well, he got his condition and I see. To me, that's a complete excuse. He had it only in his fucking hand. He had his condition, right? And it was just the idea of that like it's going to get worse as you get older. Being the shit also, he was the shit.

So it's going to lead. Like I don't, I don't think I'm not saying I would have went about it this way. Well, look. But I can see his path of logic. No, I don't see the path of logic at all. Let's also be clear. Let's also be clear. change your nose. Well, hold on. Let's be clear.

That's not, this kid was fucking abused his shit for ever. Yeah. The germany. He's not, he's not bowed him every day even when he did good. Yeah. If I can. Dad, I want another Grammy. Yeah, Marvin Gay's dad. Marvin Gay's dad jumped in the party too. His own fucking combos. It's so like, yeah, I mean, his logic doesn't, it doesn't need to track because it, there's no, how could it? But he got, he got addicted to the work, getting work done in general,

It's a great excuse, but it's also, it just doesn't track because he did it. It really does. To make himself look more Western known. It really does, though. You can just, look, if you wanted to get ahead of your skin being white, you can make yourself white like an albino. But to change the structure of your face to a bit a Western white man. Derek, he's crazy. Derek, what happens is he, nobody, him justifying it is kind of by saying that's not a.

It clearly starts with him doing that to be able to deal with the fact his skin is going to be changing, right? And then it's obviously after. Going under the knife, understand you can dictate how your body looks. It becomes a slope of him constantly altering himself over and over again. So he changed his nose before he started changing. Before he was wearing a glove to hide his vitiligo, he wanted to be white. It's just like, go back to paper trail. Start from the beginning where he clearly liked more Western features.

And the Vidaligo was a perfect excuse to just go full balls out. I mean, two things can be true. Well, I would say it's more true with when he started. If he didn't, if there wasn't evidence of the contrary of what you're saying. Because I feel like I don't know, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know of him. I don't, I don't, I don't know, of him getting work done prior to off the wall. Well, it's like, oh, well, he's already this, this is, this is, this is something that he's, it was under the knife. He got dick to go into the night. He wanted to look more west. He wanted a more Western European look.

And then I, and then the Vilaigo that he claims to, you know, have. I think obviously him being a white man helped him become as pop as white skin As popper as he became Even outside of him his talent I actually don't know about that one I feel like that was the beginning of the end I feel like that was not true

Because he looked like a Fairer fairer skin Because he was already fairer by the time Was the perfect You couldn't get me He'd keep going past that was where he fuck up Billy Jean and Thriller of that time He was already way fair than he was

Because he was like Right right he was like Derrick skin color And then he was just like Oh By the time Diller came out, he was like... Past point in no return. He was lighter than Lily. Well, as a licensed therapist, I think...

If your licensed therapist were cooked. If your therapist were cooked. Go on, Mr. Go on, Dr. They have to be fucked. Dr. Maldon. Go on. I want to hear it.

Yeah, so I think he actually wanted to change his skin because he wanted to look less like the people, his family. Who abused him. And it might have been a thing too. I actually, that there's, that could be a very... There's no evidence of that, but that is actually a plausible line of like, I would believe that.

Right, yeah. I would believe that because it's like, fuck these niggas. Yeah. They did me dirty. I don't even look in the mirror. I see my dad. No, I don't want to see my dad anymore.

I'd rather see no stuff. I love you, son. Because I don't even know, like, I love you, Michael. When they would bring that shit up to him, right? When I love you, Michael Jackson. I'm also Kingston's dad.

Hammer. What makes you? Why you little? How do you? How do you do that? Like, how do you, like, how do you, like, when he had, when he had his skin, like, lightened. That's so stupid. Michael, that's not even what Bart says.

He doesn't say that at all. I love the idea of, uh, of him, like Michael Jackson as, as a dad like that, though. Yeah. Why, you a little? Why you? Why you little? Come in. I'm a choke you.

Okay. You need to do better. You ignorant. More money. The woman he, the woman he chose to have his kid. this is like this is such a fucking white lady just a standard white lady because I know he wanted to marry

I mean I guess she can still have a kid of lesbians yeah fair enough she didn't know what's going on excuse my ignorance goddamn you know I've gotten many of lesbians pregnant many of lexians pregnant my all three of my kids all three of all three of my kids are with lesbian women in fact

that'd be so crazy I'd be like are you going on your way was that a coincidence both both those two cannot exist. Those two things get I chose a particular archetype of woman and it happened to be I didn't know. Here's a good one.

I was like how they look. I'm out here. Drew Carey. I didn't know. I'm knocking down Drew Carey-esque woman left and right, dude. I'm out here eating a bowl of sugar cubes like popcorn rodent. This is hello first time

patron. Three years ago I spent the entire day fishing and setting traps in the bayous outside New Orleans. During sundown, when I caught my last fish for the day, an alligator easily 14 feet long, I don't believe that, launched itself, they're not that long, launched itself onto my boat. For five minutes straight, it launched itself onto my boat.

I struggled with the fucker until it finally ran off at the cost of one of my fish. With that said, have you ever had a tense or hostile encounter with an animal? Cheers. I believe his story except for the 14 flip. Yeah, this is like, there's no, maybe 14.

That thing would a meter's name. handled you. Now to be fair I've seen it might not have said to kill I maybe like a 10 footer Yeah, ward one off with the frying pan Do you see that video? Oh yeah That guy just like doing and that motherfucker And he just leaves I'm like that's fucking boss

Dude that is sick I don't know as impossible Stainless steel what yeah that 14 footers Is that 14 feet? 14 meters maybe I might think you are I think you are a 14 meter alligator is a nightmare that's a plesiosaur damn near.

I don't know like because the crazy big ones are like 20. Maybe it was really skinny but just very long tail. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because the 40, the 20 foot ones. And also, if he had to wrestle with an alligator, he didn't have time to measure it. Right,

right. That's also. He was like, oh, he brought out his tape. Oh. He's like Dante, but only with measuring things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you imagine someone holding down an alligator and it's trying to get away and you're measuring it and it's crying. It's weird.

you're just like, hold it down easily. It was a really tall, thin. It was like, it was an alligator. It was an alligator with Marfan syndrome. Oh, is that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like the Lincoln. The Lincoln did.

It had a hat too. So slenderment, but an alligator. So slendergater. Slendergator. I'd play that. Sendergator, I'd play that. You said like slender man, but an alligator, slendergator.

Yeah. Damn. Like you said. I think, I think, I didn't. I was trying to think of what the thumbnail was going to be for this episode. I just, just emaciate an alligator real quick. You got to make sure you extend the arms, though. Slender gator.

It's just going to be slender man with an alligator head. That's not even, but I'm also going to erase its feature. Well, there should be double my cry. It definitely should be, I was, I was, you know, you throw a thin alligator. Just throw an alligator in there. Slender gators. I love demon might sob. I think that's.

Demon might suck Oh my god Alright Let's do one more thing I guess I'll get the fuck out of here Captain Junk Merica He says hey boys

Why does Netflix spit in my face And fuck my ass And ruin the things I love DMC anime sucks And I don't like how they treated My wife lady Not just a question Not a question

Just something to leave you with My wife lady They do fuck her She is definitely different From what she is In the fucking Epitomec directory Well I just

It's unfortunate That I feel like she's gonna soften Right She's gonna soften, but yeah, it is coming in that hot is, it's hard. It's hard to like, but that's kind of the point in it. It's really, I imagine that's the point. You're not supposed to like her and like her. To create women that are strong without just making them piss.

I just want her to just be stoic, like would have been dope. Like she's just like, oh yeah, I don't give a fuck, let's get this done. But she's like kind of like a, you know, kind of an asshole. And I'm like, I don't, I feel like this far into your career, you would probably be over that. You'd be like, you're not, oh, it's all vendetta shit. You're like, you're just doing a job now. Whatever. I see what they're trying to do.

And I don't, I don't mind it because, sure, there's, you know, if you're ever driven on the freeway people and somebody cuts somebody off and somebody takes a shot at somebody, there are angry people in the world. Yeah. There's unreasonably angry people. So I'm like, I can accept this. But if I'm not also a massive fan of lady, I didn't give it. a shit about her. Well, I'm gonna be fair. Let me be totally honest.

I barely give a shit about the devilmaicry universe. Oh, yeah. Being honest. Like, I, I enjoy it. But as far as I, I know you do. Like, when you were talking about, like, when you were going deep into some of the lore and stuff, I'm just like, okay. Like, whatever.

I was like, I love lady too. That she's a bad. Especially lady in five, she's a bad bitch. I mean, she's cool. Like, I don't mind lady. I don't mind her. I just, as far as the way that they're portraying her, I'm like, yeah, okay, some people, I understand why they might be mad

because they're not getting the lady. It was like a... She's very not herself from the game. Did you watch... Very not. That's not lady. Did you watch the Scooby-Doo Max version? Yeah. Shaggy had not became Shaggy.

Had not, he was, it was pre, he hadn't even gotten into drugs. He's a Shaglet, right? Yeah. He's a Shaglet, yeah. He's a, I'm not going to say. He's a shaggett? I was going to say with a hard R. Shagger?

Almost. All right, whatever. Shaggitler? Just the, it was, it was, I'm not going to do it. Anyway, yeah. Yeah, but in a way like that work, there's going to be a little bit of a journey to get to like, oh, I recognize this person now. Sure. I imagine that's what's happening.

Maybe I'm completely wrong. Maybe she's like going to maintain being an asshole. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It's, I'm, I promise you, I am checked out. Not in a way that I will. I'm going to finish it. Sure, yeah.

Since I understand how I understand now how they're going to how things are going to work. And so same thing what I do with Fallout, where I started out where I was like, oh, why are they doing these little things? Just these little things that were annoying me. I'm just at a got a certain point. I'm like, that's it. That's the way it is. That's the way it's going to be written. Shut the brain off.

I can enjoy it for what it is. And so that's basically where I'm out. Just embark on the journey. Yeah, I don't really care about it. I don't really care about it. I just don't really care about it. It's very schlocky to me. Uh-huh.

So I like it enough to where I want to play, uh, because they, obviously they got sales on Devil Mac Cry right now. Yeah. But I already have all of one, but I, I have, I felt the need to. It's been almost three years. It's been a while since I played it. It's almost been three years for me. I had the collection too.

Like, I never really like, I never played the originals. I love three. I watched the shit out of the cutscenes of the original. Oh, okay. I can't. I play three a lot. I can't go back before three. I play three is one of my favorites.

Fort was the first one I played. Oh, yeah? Yeah, because I played the demo on 360 was free. Yes. I played the demo. And I remember, like, you were in that weird. It was kind of like bright white courtyard. Yeah, you fight the first boss.

Yeah. I remember that because that's actually, that was all I played of Delmeichry for and I never beat it. Yeah, same. I liked it. I just didn't have money. Yeah, I was fine. I liked it, but I also was like, oh, a new character, I don't care.

I was just like, I was just, I wasn't. They do a really good job redeeming Neuron 5. I think Nero's actually really, really cool in five. I just, like, I don't, I remember we talking about these years ago because I'm like, you think, like, Nero's cool? Yeah. I feel like, like, he's anime nerd cool. He's just cool.

He's not as cool as, like, Dante or Virgil are, but Dante and Virgil are, like, they're, like, cool and cringe like the other, in the opposite way. Because Virgil's, like, very stoic and, like, badass, but that's also, like, over-serious, like, calm down. That's what I mean. And then, Dante's, like, oh, whatever, laid back.

Like, it's not actually. It's like a matrix cool to me. I think they're both cool characters in different direction, but also their coolness is lame at the same time. And I think Nero's a middle ground of like he's just kind of a chill dude. I guess. I just think he dresses like a fucking animal. He's like a fucking punk asshole.

I'm like, who do you think you are, dude? Neuro's the kind of guy to walk past a camera and flip it off and then walk like that. I love that guy. I look at all the things that Dempsey does wrong and like what Fallout does wrong. and what like, I don't know, fucking, what was the other one? There was another video game show that was like,

oh, like Castlevania, like the little things. Just like I would kill for these little things. Right. I would kill for these little things. You know, the Arbiter is a lesbian woman? Dude, I can't even, I can't even begin.

I can't even begin. Hold on. Hold on. I can't even. No, no, hold on. What do you, what do you, so it's not, it's not like, you know, Keith David played Arbiter.

Right. So you're saying it's voiced by a. No, no, no. So here's what I'm saying. What are you saying? The arbiter, or the role of the arbiter, is fulfilled. He killed him. By a blonde woman. Because they didn't want to animate.

They didn't want to spend the time and CG and money to animate a speaking role for an alien for that long. So they replaced that role with a blonde woman. And in season two, and they realized like, oh, that's a bad idea. So in season two, they do bring the Arbiter in. But he never speaks English. He's completely different. He has completely motivations and he dies the second he gets on the rig. He has one little fight with Chevin that he's dead.

Wait. I'm not kidding. I am shocked that I have not heard of this because that sounds so egregious. You wouldn't want to hear about it. Nobody who saw it wanted to even tell anybody about it. I guess that's what happened. It is. It was like seeing like a massacre and you're like, this is too fucked up to even speak of.

Yeah, so like when I see like so when I see people being like man the the the the the fallout armor the helmet doesn't open the right way. I'm like you You piece of shit. It comes from a place of privilege. I want to say things. Look, I want to say things. Me bitching about contrivance, it comes from a place of privilege.

No, no, I understand. I understand. I, I, I'm complaining about something that... I do agree with you.

I do agree with you, too, to be fair. Has the potential to be... It could be better. Better, but it's good enough. Like I said, I'm going to finish the series. Like, I've watched Fallout and I was like,

oh, I'll watch it again. Yeah, the most annoying thing about it to me is like the weird, like, some characters being 3D and the other ones aren't not being it's it's it's jarring just because it feels like it feels like I see an invincible with the steps to me I'm just like I don't know

I completely miss the steps crazy but when I saw it I was like it's funny as shit I yeah I just happened to I probably would have missed it too because like I don't know sometimes you're eating right or whatever and I just happen to look up with like a full thing of food I was like yo my eyes hurt from the stairs in Invincible season three episode one

that was wild ridiculous but yeah so man you know what I recommend watching the HALO go do it. Because you will not believe. I can't. What you're telling me sounds in this day and age, really.

If this was mid-2000s. It feels like 2005. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like a mistake that would be like Fantastic Four movie. Right. But way worse. Like way worse.

I actually, I watched 2005 Fantastic for a couple years ago and it was okay. Those are at least fun. It was fun. Yeah. Yeah. It's like if Ben Grimm's power instead of being a rock was being a, a fucking shit. Yeah.

He's just, he's just hardened shit. Read the names. I'm out. That is logged me out. Did you not know that? Oh, man, you really smell.

Did you not know that? No. Dude, there's a, you think me. There's a reason why I haven't uploaded in years. How if I not?

It's because that really like destroyed myself. I've been rebuilding my soul. Chris, as much as I like the arbiter. Is it an arbiter's a blonde woman? The role of the arbiter is fulfilled by a blonde woman in the front They didn't even make it a nigger.

They didn't even make it a black. The one thing we wanted is make it voiced by a black person. Well, it was just some guy going, Oga, Kukakika, you know. And then he dies immediately. Wait, so that's, uh, huh, because he dies after one minute of combat.

I know I didn't watch all this season one. And I watched like, uh, I caught a little bit of season two because I just saw like a large action sequence where he didn't have his armor on. Yeah. And I was like, well, What is this? What is this Punisher?

Yeah. To me, Jack Reacher or something. That's, I was like, why, I was like, wait,

what is the, I stopped watching when I saw that scene. I was like, why, yeah, if you take, if you take a Spartan out of it,

you're, I'm just watching a Marvel show. I'm just watching Captain America. Yeah. I was like, I could give a fuck about this. I do. It is,

it is that confusing. It really is that. I saw the part where the girl's bench press, like leg pressing the, the thing. And I was like, that's cool. I'd think that.

Yeah. There aren't like brief shots of things that make sense or are cool. Was there any other nudity other than seeing his ass? Was there like any other stuff like that? I think saw his whole shaft and no head. Saw all shaft and there was a lot of shaft. It's like this much shaft. That's so stupid.

I honestly don't remember. I think, Barnes probably do have big dicks. There was some government guy who's, there was some government guy character in the show who is not real at all. They just made him up. He made him up. And he's sitting in.

like a giant jacuzzi and he's like evil and you see his ass. So. That's great. This show isn't the first, isn't the first Spartan? I feel for you. What you call it? What's the name of the guy that's a part of the shadow organization? That's a Spartan.

What's the name? I don't remember the name. Isn't he a Spartan though? I don't know. I'm not even exaggerating when I say like I don't care about it anymore. Like it really ruined everything for me. I feel you because, well, I feel you because, um, I guess, look, I love the original Mortal Kombat for how retarded it is.

It's just like I just love it. Sure, sure. Yeah. Chiroography is actually pretty good, I will say. Yeah, only redeem quality. But that's the thing, man. It's at least fun. There's not, yeah.

They're at least campy and fun. Like I would have loved a campy, like nonsense show. Right. Even, even. But like, fuck. There was a, but the, the, the 2021, I think, Mortal Kombat, they did one. Yeah, yeah. That was the equivalent of the, the Halo series.

Yeah. Where it was so. Yeah. I, to this day, I, I, to this day, I, I don't understand. They said they're going to do it better. They're making another one. The sequel's coming out.

I feel like I want to kill myself because I just feel like they're not going to. They added a. Mortal Kombat's roster is so insanely huge. You're like, let's make a new character for the audience to connect with. And I'm like, dude, they always do this shit. I don't know why you do that. They didn't fall out where the premise is like,

it's more about the world or whatever in the setting. Like, that's fine. Yeah, make your own character. Sure. But like, in the HAL show, they just invent some Asian child. And you're like, who is this? I did check out when I saw, um... Oh, and by the way, she's the flood.

No. No. That fucking dumb chick that you were protecting. Like, how so she to fall? We're gonna read the names. Like, how was she to flood, though? We're gonna read the name. I don't know, man.

Like how? I don't know. She can see them. She can see them or communicate with them? I don't know. I feel like we need an extra ammo for you to just tell us about this show. No, no, for you to just speak it out. That's what I mean.

I think you get it out of your system of therapy. I don't want to hear it, but you need to like speak it out. to speak out what hurt to you. You said you don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear that shit. I want to see my job. I want my job. The arbiter is,

the arbiter is like maybe my second favorite video game character. They didn't even get Keith David to do the fake language for him. It was just some of rent. And you know he was available. Let's read the name. You know he would have done it. He would have absolutely.

He would have absolutely. I love this character. One trillion percent would have done it. I think he probably was offered. And then he probably was like, no. Oh, what the fuck is this? Actually, well, I wouldn't be surprised if that's true. That would be nice, but he's also, he loves the work, so I don't know if he'd say no to a job.

That's true. Well, no, he also loves that character. So maybe he would be disgusted. I don't know. I think that's his character. I think that's his character. I think that's like a bunch. He is way more.

He has so many. Really? I think Gargoyles is the big one. Goliath. Well, Gap's, there's a lot of people that don't know about Gargoyles. That's true. I think for a lot of video games. Halo, that is an interesting question.

What is this most popular? It might be Arbiter. Anders. Well, yeah. Well, not Anders. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson's my personal favorite, but that's just because I, like, Mass Effect more than Halo. Well, he also has, like, a shit more to say, you know, like, it's an RPG. You get to talk to him. You can talk to him a lot more. Arbiter is, like, a very limited script.

That's true. But I think that was my thing. I didn't feel like I spent a lot of time with Arbiter. Yeah, his voice did a lot of heavy lifting. But he's, he's cool. For sure. Fucker, I'm gay. We're gonna-like you niggas anymore. Your niggas is stupid. Religion's gay. Religion's gay and I'm a fucking worm dinosaur. Religion's gay. My knees are backwards or some shit.

You want to see me kick a par over? That's his introduction. He's like, hello. My knees are backwards and some shit. Greetings. I'm Thalvedam. I'm going to kick you in your head so hard it's going to fly off like a soccer ball. Let's read the names.

I'm getting depressing about the show. You have no idea. I kind of want to know That's not even really the worst parts of it That's why I kind of like I feel like We should do an extra ammo with you Maybe dude I'll pull out my notes

My notes are hilarious My notes are like I have I have like I have 35 page of notes Oh God All right we're going to read the We're going to read the names For our $25 and up patrons now April Fool's Day

April Fool's On me my entire life That's crazy We're going to be out $25 enough patrons now. Remember you can go over to Patreon.com slash. The snark tank. And add free. You can ask questions.

You can get your name right at the end of the show, which is what I'm about to do. Hell yeah. So count me down. Three, two, one. Bernadette, ner Bernadette Banana. C, gay, Y. Colchedra Edras.

Sweene laying on his back While in a white room And coming for 5,000 days I forgot about that guy The Pissor of Oz Was like the Pissor of Oz Yeah Was that the name of the last episode?

Yes I guess what else would have been What was the image? I haven't so I fucking I woke up I never oversleep my alarm Today I did I woke up and it was like

1140 something I was like what the fuck's happening And so I didn't have time to even do the thumbnail. I just wake up and do the thumbnail and release the shit and then go to work. Yeah, yeah.

I woke, my, that's funny. My alarm clock was just, I don't know, it just didn't do it or something. The pisser of Oz, I gotta wake up for the pisser of Oz. The pisser,

who's pissing? I was thinking of like, oh, I was like, how can I find somebody, like blur out and pissing in the, I, it's a really hard thumbnail even,

I would even say, just maybe rename it. That's what I used to do sometimes when I would find, when we would name an episode. and then I'd be like, I don't know how to portray this. Yeah, just like, let's do something else. That was easier.

Yeah. I love your haircut, racist Hokage. The basest of Weezer be like, what's with these police shooting my girl? That's what happened. Oh, yeah. Police shot at Weezer's wife. Yeah, the Weezer's wife. Wee.

Not the basis of Weezer. No, Weezer. They're all Weezer. They're all Weezer. They're all Weezer's wife. apparently was interfering with a chase or something

that's crazy and she allegedly this is why I heard she shot at the cops so the cops shot her and I'm like did they kill her

no she's alive somehow which is rare which is really rare because I think it was LAPD too yeah it's crazy they were like fuck that's Wieser's wife that's Wieser's wife man

we can't kill her we can't we can maim and cripple her and put her in critical condition but we can't we can't kill her yeah yeah that's Batman's

rolls. They did good. Chill, chill. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to bend your I'm going to bend your legs forward. I'm going to make you look at the arbor for a little bit.

And then I'm going to shove your feet down your own throat. And I'm going to ball you up until you're gone. And then you're going to talk. And then you're going to talk. I have the fun. The funniest torches. Talk. I'm going to pull your balls real low and wide.

Then I'm going to put them in the fucking, the little crevithes of your fucking back of your knees. And I'll make you fucking bow down back on your own fucking balls so they pop. They pop. Now talk. They pop. Yeah. Talk.

Now talk. I want to get like a fake, like a party city skull in or something. And just to demonstrate what Batman does and how absurd it is. Yeah. That he even expects any words to leave these people after he's done with him. It's fucking good say. So good. I'm going to go overrism with a mortar.

Harry Potter casting Ben Shapiro whenever he needs to sit on something. Ben Shapiro. Berserker barrage Meowo in fact. Miao in fact. Miao in fact. It's Emma. Two rats in a trench coat.

For episode 400, I'm going to jump Sweeney's tooth gap in a rocket powered iron lung while Derek twarks to the hereditary OST. Let's go. That's fucking insane. That's a wild... Twerking to a fucking horror movie

instrumental soundtrack is fucking outrageous. That's crazy work. That's, yeah. And also, where do you even get an iron lung nowadays. I know, did they even make this? My gap is not that big.

It is absurd. I genuinely wouldn't have noticed. And even still to this day, I look at you sometimes and I don't notice it. I don't think about it until they bring it up. There's not like, oh, you're talking and I'm staring at your gap.

Like, I don't even think about it. Yeah. But I've also met people with crazy gaps. Oh, yeah. So that's kind of thing. It's like I have like the whistling kind of like,

when they talk, there's a thing through it. And I'm like, hey, can you stop that, please? He shut the fuck up. He put a piece of gum in between your gaps

like you fucking used in you. Fucking dumb pitch. That's great. Put some plaster between your fucking gap. He just goes. It's crazy. I love that. Drywall.

Yeah. I love that. I have a little bit of sheet rocking between my gap. You don't need veneers, bitch. I got you. fucking put the plaster in them. Hey, look up tripophobia scalp, you gut lickers. Obama's weird, ice-themed brother,

Snowbama. The good swine is in the, Black Lodge. Oh, I was like, what the hell is that? Oh, my kitchen window's open. Okay. They must be chainsawing the dogs out there. We got a dog problem here.

Yeah, too many dogs. Too many dogs. And they're like mutated too. Like they look really, yeah, like they all have like these growths around their neck that have like they look like, they look like, they look like metal. Almost. Oh, almost like, but they're not. Yeah. I mean, I haven't touched them.

anything. I can't provide, but like they look. So we've just been killing them. Every, every dog with like a growth around their neck, like it looks like that, we've just been chainsaw into pieces. That's fair. Yeah, yeah. That's fair. You don't want a mutant dog running around, polluting everything, peeing on the grass, making

radioactive grass. Oh, you guys are doing the devil. It's nice. You don't know what they're going to turn into after. You got to take them down quick. Yeah. Today, it's a little growth on the neck that says their name and a dress. And then tomorrow, it's, you know, they're five times the size.

and then they're eating your mom. Right. Like that's not cool. Like, oh, look, it's the mutant phyto. It's a mutant fucking, Baxter.

You got to kill him. Yeah. Like, oh, you can identify their class of mutation by the metal growth on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

crazy. It's really convenient. Yeah. It just doesn't understand the concept. Baxter. Of ownership. Oh, so Baxter,

uh, mutant. Yeah, kill him. He's clearly homeless. I can't take Vincent. performance seriously in Daredele because he always sounds like he's constipated.

Berser Broly's big bouncy backside, the Sloker 2, Why So Derpy? The Obamnable Snowman. That's pretty good. Let me be snow. Let me be snow. Now let me be snow. I'm melting.

I'm melting. It's the summer. It's the summertime. It's getting a little hot. It's getting a little hot. I'm only about one-fourth still here.

Stones throw away from nine. Here's what we're going to do. We're all going to go to the polls. Vote the sun out of the sky so that I may live forever. Vote the sun out of the sky. March enemy, Antarctica.

The 24-hour sun hurts. Harts me great deal. Remember, yes, we can get the sun out of the sky. That was the full slogan. You all forgot. You cut me off for certain. It couldn't fit on

the poster. He was a snowman this whole time. Even when he was just Obama as president, he was the whole time he was a snowman. Just off camera, there were ACs blasting at him. That's why I wore the tan suit that one time because tan, tan, it doesn't attract it doesn't attract as much heat. Yeah.

Yeah. And everybody got mad. Everybody got mad of me, but I was just trying to survive. Trump. You tell me, let me be clear. Do you go back and listen and people are actually saying Snowbama? You just didn't notice. Oh my God, the whole day. It's like Tolkien.

Yeah. In South Park. It's like a whole time they were saying, Barack Snowbama. Snowbama. That's so stupid. Oh, my God. I didn't even notice. I didn't even know.

My president was made out of snow. We didn't even know it. You go back and listen that song. That's what he's saying, too. Oh, my God. Down down down down We don't even know it I've been taking wear to them

When they don't know it You wear a tan suit to avoid from melting We ain't even notice Oh my god Fagguts Guggagga Gagga Gaggaggaggag Gay for the show

Bad at the bone The first open the gay Star Wars character Slurpy, Faggy and his husband Dr. Butto Botto Botto Stupid

Botto Uncle Tom Clancy's lynch yourself penis envy. Not a joke. I'm too big. Norman Osborne, after finding out his closet and homosexuality was revealed, be like, out. Am I? Damo Nation,

Vaughan of the Dead. Peanut Butter and Jelly. No, peanut butter and jizz. Damn. Instant downgrade, man. Fuck. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. I thought you said peanut butter and jizz. So that's what I gave you.

That's crazy. You thought I said, peanut butter and jelly and you thought I said giz? Well, yeah. Yes, of course, they're quite close. Phonetically end in spelling. Phonatically end in spelling. They've got Js at them.

And then sounds after the J. It's a mistake that anybody could have made. Simple. Welcome to Earl of Sandwich. Is you stupid? He's just so fucking stupid. You're stupid. You're a sandwich.

Easy mistake. Gooner is an easy mistake. What are you dumb? You're going to chastise me just for like putting jizz in your sandwich? Well, dude, I didn't know you didn't want jizz. We want me to get that out there for you. Some people order jizz.

It's not my fucking, like, I'm sorry. Like, I've had a long day. It's like 7 a.m. And I've been here since 7 a.m. 7. I've been here since March. You know, like, I've been at this, I've been at working.

I haven't slept since March. I've been here since March. How many nuts I've had the buffs today alone? I've had to jerk off 45 times on. camera for some of it's in the handbook we have to do it on camera I don't who is this monster this is the people work at Earl of Sandwich you make the peanut butter and giz sandwich you know oh man how much how much money to eat a peanut butter and jizz sandwich yeah they don't I don't know I don't have enough hmm they see that the

catch is you have to actually complete it right yeah because the problem I can't I can't imagine having jizz in my stomach I like that would just make me feel so Like that would just make me feel so disgusting I'd have to end my own. Genocide. Gooner from the Nward Lagoon, round-eyed agent, sending zoomed-in dickpicks to all numbers.

I would try, but I don't think I could do it. I think I would just give up the second I got a whiff. Yeah, that would send me over. That would send me spiraling. But like, damn, I was like, I just have to be like...

You'd never hear from me. I'd be like Silk Song. You'd never hear from me. I just like try to channel gayness. Like just think like a gay think like a gay think like a gay thing like a gay like I'm like a Yeah exactly I mostly people would be like this is disgusting Like I wouldn't like like I wouldn't like a sandwich full of like squirt you know

Yeah but it but I have drink I have drank to be fair to be fair that upsets me less It upsets me less thinking about it I've made lemonade It does I know you're saying Dump your sandwich in squirt I've made that's gross I've made lemonade out of squirt before what are you talking about? I mean you're gonna read more You're probably not uh you're probably telling the truth and I'm ashamed of Full pitch of lemonade.

I'm ashamed of you. Why? Are you seeing me? Because it's basically piss. Yep, yum. Oh, so you're, okay. Fair enough. Look, man, if you're in a piss,

look, tweets there are I drink. I drink what I need to drink to survive. Are you serious? Did it do a weird thing? Google Chrome is updating. It just, without your consent? All right. So, hey guys, Zerj's waiting.

That's cool. Oh, when I was doing the solo episode, it was the Patreon, which just kept shooting the top. Oh, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, cool. Yeah, it's very fun. I'm reading it. It is a very tedious thing to work with live on the show. Yeah, I was like, are we done? I was like, I guys are loving this show. You're really doing this episode. Of course, why would you save my place? Yeah, why would, why in God's name would you do that? A horse not. Uh, okay, penis envy and

a joke, blah blah blah blah blah. Domination born of the dead. Derek, Derek, Derek not Chauvin is innocent. Um, free him. Uh, I write these are right. Oh, here at the Star Tank podcast, our favorite lollies include Marie Rose and Pans sending you your favorite lollies to at Tom Sweeney Inc. Podcast stands for pee on the couch and sit there. Oh wow. That's insane actually. P on the couch and sit there.

All right. I mean, I accept that. I accept it. Listen to our P on the couch and sit there show. No, no. I said kitty is in cat porn. Queen of Fap Hazard. A. Kinksinsen's mother.

Whoa. I love Kingston's dad. Kingson's dad's a great character. Yeah, he's a good character. I don't love my dad, so. You don't like the fictitious version of him? I don't like any version of Kingston, Jackson. You don't think I'm better.

You don't like the way I am versus the way I am to you? I don't like King's Jackson. You don't think the way that I sound is anything like the way that your dad sells? It's not even the same voice he usually has. What do you feel? My little Bartymon baby boy. My little body baby. What is wrong?

Little gay boy. A little baby baby boy. My little black bullshit cherub. What's wrong? Are you scrolling on your phone during work again? I thought I taught you. So this weird thing, this weird thing happened for me where my PC is that for some reason I can't even,

I can't even load Marvel rivals. When it starts compiling the shaders, it says, all your video memory is out and I'm like that's impossible. Have you downloaded the writing video drivers? I do. I have yeah I do. I have all the right one. Did you did you recently update it?

Yeah. I went up late and it was like oh there's no updates needed. Have you tried to uninstalling it and reinstalling it again? Was there at any point was it what did anything did you do anything differently and then it started acting different? No. The one thing happened is weird

is that all of a sudden there'd be a few games like Whenever I play Hades, some things that would crash and have to verify the integrity of the files. And then I had to do it have for rivals a few times, but neither of it works. And he just thinks crashed. And I'm like, is there something wrong with my Steam?

Or is it my computer. I don't think it's my computer. Yeah. I don't think it's my computer because I've ran dinosaurs. Can't be steam. Otherwise, it would have to be happening in other people. So I'm trying to remember why that was happening. It's kind of common.

I just kind of common for people. Sure, yeah. Crashing happens. Was there? Oh, that crash, exactly. Was there an update on Marvel rivals? That maybe a season ago that like. Oh, but not.

recently. No. The thing is that the game is really badly optimized. Yeah, but it's just weird for it to like starting to act up now and not like close to like, dude, I updated on my Amazon Fire TV, my Disney Plus, ruin Disney Plus. It's fucking crazy. It does not work right now. Sometimes it won't even play anything. We'll see. And so I'm like, it's an amazing future we're in. Yeah. What a what a fucking lame path. I have a fucking 4090 and it's not working. I'm like, are you just watching? I'm like, are you just what? Why is this not working? Yeah, it's got to be weird Because I remember I had that problem Have you cleaned out your PC lately? Yeah, I had. Like dusted it out with the compressed air and stuff?

Yeah, literally. I had that problem with Sukkong. I got to like with Wukong. I had that problem. My RAM got fucked up. So I took my, I had to take my RAM out. How'd your RAM get fucked up?

Because one of the car just stopped working. Oh. What are you doing? Nothing. You run into strange computer issues all the time. I don't even understand how I did is I had to take it out. I cleaned everything. I did everything and I had to check and see which one worked or not.

And now my RAM is like perfectly fine. But I'm like weird What's going on? Have you I got dated your bios? No, I haven't Try that That's the last thing

Now hopefully it's easy What kind of what kind of motherboard do you have I don't know off the top of my head Have you like whatever it is Hopefully it has an app That makes it easy Because like say some Or like

Oh go download this thing And put it on a stick And then restart it And then hit F12 And then so you go to the boot menu And now you can extract It's fucking stupid For some of them

But then there's one's like a gigabyte, which usually has like an app. And then it's like, okay, just update the bias through the app. It depends on what you have. Yeah, I have a modern one. I have a modern one right now. I had like an issues one that had to do like all these retarded steps where it's like I have like a prime thing that I think has like a, it has its own like.

Let me check my mother's word right now. Yeah, you can go with the bios and you can choose like to overclock it or whatever the fuck you want to do. Great. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing in that bio. So most of the time. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

I have the, I have, I have, I have, I just have this issues one that just sucks. See, I could find the exact one I have. You'll never find it. You probably find it. I mean, just look at it over and get home. I'm about to Stephen Flo. That might fix it. Sweeney would make a terrifyingly hot trans woman.

I'm about to Stephen Flo. Smelling ants for big ounces, scientific curiosity. My, my ass is full of piss help. Thugzilla versus Meccawigger. It's insane. losing all my friends in the custody battle, Kirk Cobain, POV, fuck that universal sound. I want that sounding kit. Sounding kit.

Death. Jack W.F.M. Message from Brial. He finished his guitar building course and is now working at Ibanez in Japan. That's crazy. I'm glad to hear back from Browell. Like, he's so hard to get a hold of. So, like, I'm glad to hear that he's doing well.

Hey, yo. He never gets a signal on his fucking flip phone. He refused to upgrade. Like Brile is just like Just the worst thing ever But he's a great dude He's just like he's just impossible to get a hold of When you're spending time with him

He's like the best He's like one of the kindest people ever But like That's good Good luck ever meeting with him You have to hope you run into him When he's doing some When he's off looking for a signal

But he still hasn't found Kingston molested me in the In the Disneyland restroom This is true I did see this I chose to say nothing Because I'm an ally Because you

Barely That's how loyal I am to my friends. It's how loyal I am to my friends. If I saw Kingston blessing somebody in a Disneyland bathroom, not only would I not say that I saw anything, I would in fact say that I saw the exact opposite. Son, I thought I taught you better. I thought I taught you better than to molest people in broad daylight, son.

In broad daylight. I thought I taught you that lesson when I left immediately. I left a handbook of like important lessons for your mother. But, like, I left it all in Phoenician, and she was too lazy to decode. To the... Of course, what a bitch. Lazy bitch.

A lazy bitch. A lazy bitch. What, of course. It couldn't have been more straightforward. It was in Hex Code and Phoenician. All you had to do was understand deep computer science and Phoenician history. I love you, Kingsman. My baby booty boys. My little...

My little... My little... My little boy. Bouncing baby. me eager. I love this. Please end this. Read those answers.

Read these names so I can leave. Okay, son. Okay, son. Okay, son. So much. Why don't you get impatient sometimes? Big, meaty stinks. Chris, how did you get over your anxiety?

JK, never happened. Big meaty stinks. I read that already. We're not crazy. my eyes must be failing me wouldn't wish testicular torsion on my worst enemy Big Beattie stinks

I'm gonna leave Your friendly neighborhood Tankie Hassan Piker Is he a tankie? I don't know Is he tanky now? I would be surprised I don't think so but like I don't know

Whatever I don't even know what that means really I feel like I probably I think I knew at one point And then I forgot I think it's like that where I think I know what it means It's like remembering the birthday of a

Pokemon. Like, I don't know what... I don't know what... I feel like, oh, I know what a leftist is, but then I'm like, okay, it was like, there's the rule, there's left. And I'm like, I don't... I don't know what you guys are using. I thought I knew what breadtube was, but apparently I don't. I'm like, I'm done. I don't care. I don't care.

I love FD. Signifier. I love the way he speaks blackly. You could learn something from him, my son. You could learn something before. I wish my son was that guy. I love how he's... speaks blackly is insane. Blackley is a crazy thing to say. It's like,

what? Jimmy rings and his POW girlfriend. That's right. You ever had someone ask you like why you don't speak black? Of course. I've got people ask me that too. I love that. Why you don't speak black? What's your what's your answer? I'm not. That's it. I'm not. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Oh my bad. Sorry he walks

off. He walks off real quick. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry He walks into traffic During Andy of Manning's hands And I'm back to STR Arnold I've never had

I've never Oh did the thumbnail for this guy's awesome Or like the image for him I've never had to make it food by it but it sucks It's just like I love that It's just like a smirking like Skinner

Principal Skinner It barely looks like him He's like magging almost or like doing like some weird like millennial like he's doing like a gym face of the camera almost that's a great look that is a great look I wish I would I look like that I'm terrified of everything around me

watch me go run around and dark Lost it all at the Cortez Y'all got some change Gids Obi Obi Wagwan Obi Waguan That's that's kind of cool That's kind of good Cratos singing even flow

Cretos Even Flou Look up Scallop Eyes and have a great day. Bati Boy Radio. Yeah, we did that in the last episode. Where do I email my Kingston's dad shirt? Where do I email my Kingston's dad art? Oh, no way.

What's our email? Snarktank team? Yeah, Snarcankteam at Gmail. At g-mail. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, my God. I can't wait to see this. I hate this shit.

Oh, man, he better be in that fucking mind-jured-dry. Oh, I don't care. I just like that we have a lot of merch that is surrounding him. I'm so centric. It bothers me. Where's merch that is even remotely that spun off from something that's related to you or I? Yeah. It's Kingston.

It's the podcast and then it's me. I drew early on. But I don't know. I don't remember our early merch. We had like a run in the beginning that was like all of us. Yeah. I'm just such a character. I hate that.

It's just, I'm just like, character. Like, I said at the wedding, I was like, do you or I have a police sketch that looks like us? That's the thing. It's just like, every sketch looks like me. That's not interesting. It's not interesting because of people always throw you in the, oh, it looks like Chris. You know, like I look fairly unique. And then it's like, but like the stars align that there's a feral version of me.

It doesn't make any sense, like the haircut, like it, like the shape, like, it's like, come on. It's nuts. Come on. It really is crazy. Because it does look like evil you. It does. It is literally somebody. One of our listeners was like,

I'm going to draw an evil version of Kingston. That's what it looks like. And it's like, how does this exist, dude? It's my, I think, I think I'm the Messiah.

There's something about you that is, yeah, you are very marketable for some reason. I am very much so the main character of something. Or a police sketch guy was like, just tapped into something and drew you essentially. And the fucking chick. And chick that got, like, assaulted or whatever.

It was like, that doesn't look like him at all. What I think is really... What I think is really rude to it is that we're allowed with him to riff off of each other and actually go somewhere. But every time something happens with either of us, Kingston goes, no. I guess. Nothing ever happens. I guess.

No. Stop. Stop it now. No, it's actually this. No, you're finished. No, you're crazy. Stop talking. He just rips your mic and eats it.

And spits it out and it's like a perfect cube. Yeah, I'm loving it though. I just tap your mic and it blows up like a bomb. It's a gun. It becomes a gun and shoots me in the head. I love this though because I don't like, I don't like being like a center of attention for anything. I love being like a supporting thing

I hate it And the fact that he's like the The people keep making jokes about him The merch is popping off He's a three sweet moon We've got this demon version of him And I'm like I want to keep running with this Like where he becomes almost like a brand

That's recognizable like Metallica It's just it becomes like Look at the scumbag I think that's like our highest selling thing You're gonna become like Betty Boop Yeah yeah yeah I want to be something like that Podcast You got the scumbag like Supreme

thing that sold ridiculously amounts. I hate a lot. I hate how. Yeah, it was their second best thing other than the shot uncle Ben. Oh, Shotable Ben clearly was the...

Shoticle Ben is a good one. I hate how... I still don't know if we're allowed to do that. I don't... I mean, what's that? Is he still alive, the actor? No, Cliff Roberts, now. He's definitely the floor.

He can't say nothing about it, so... Yeah, I mean... And we don't get a fuck about no state, so... That's true. Sorry, buddy. Sorry, buddy. Love you, but like, sorry. I hate how I don't look.

human in the skum bag picture. It looks like an AI rendering transforming into me, but that's just my face. That's your face. And people like it. People like wearing it and then people cut out to him. Like, what the fuck is this? The scumbag one?

Yeah, yeah. My favorite thing about the scumbag one is that like I fucked with your eye a little bit. So like it just, there's like, it looks like your eye has like a pimple. I got to look like a little bubble on your eye, basically. On your, on your iris.

Oh yeah Thanks everybody that bought up merch While there was the you know You guys missed the sale It went up until the end of March There was a little off And you know Oh cool

On the merch but yeah Thanks everybody that bought some stuff Whenever you receive your shit Man if you wouldn't mind Post it somewhere I just want to see that Make sure it looks good It should be there should be no problems

Tag the Instagram That's a pretty easy way To get us to see shit Yeah Snartank IG or I don't know What the fuck it's called Man put your toes in there too Yeah, thanks. Yeah, yeah, do that.

Some toes. Sugar gay, I just want a guy to put you some to take inside me, baby. Where do I email my key? Okay, I read that. Kevin Durant's feet, call him my girl's pussy the Gaza Strip. Something so rudely pummeled. No child could hope to crawl out of it alive. Luke, dat no be the truth.

Genome you, yafada. Nice. Dr. Manlover, how I learned no sob wearing and love the cock. Fuck you, I'm paying my TV license, bitch, Mr. Pants, forcing Chris on 10,000 milligrams of estrogen and then putting him on browsers. Cardboard pie. Errigorn cutting out Netanyahu's colon

while Legolus and Gimley compete over who can dome the most IDF soldiers. Damn. It's fucking crazy. The afterbirth of Pussy and Tins. I forgot about Pussy and Tins. Yeah, that's an IP that I don't think we can get away with, but I would love to have that on a shirt. Yeah.

I guess we could just find a cat. Make a different kind of cat. Make a different kind of cat. I guess it was like the orange one or whatever. It could just be just be just a fucking. fucking standard ass cat. Yeah. Just put it in fucking Timbs.

Just say pussy and tins. Really? Yeah. Give them like a fucking, like a brand safe sword. Yeah. Yeah. Like a brand safe hat.

Yeah. You know? I like that. Hey, get to work, people. Get to work. Get to work.

Whoever it was going to send Kingston's dad, you know your next assignment. You know your next assignment. New Mass Effect rumored to have vibes-based life forms. The fuck does that mean? I don't know. I don't know. What?

What are you saying? Like ambient life? Okay? Fogun. Fucking Halo 2 had birds. One Celsius, two Broly boost, and I'm dogging out Emma Frost till my dick is broken goat man. Scarecrow's in the dungeon. Black Klansman, F.A.G.O.T.O.

Who's gonna fill my sloppy hole? Captain Joke Merica. P-P. Kind of fat, but somebody got to do it. A foot up in my ass because somebody got to do it. I'm got to do it. I'm got to jerk this pee-p off. jerk this pee-off

starting a little gay starting a little gay beetle cabal and hollowing out Kingston so we can pilot him like oogie-booky it's fucking crazy Sonic fans found a way to recompile Xbox Xbox 60 games Baki manga threatening to rape Elon and Trump Yeah

Oh that's right that did happen That's right yeah I forgot about that So did I and that was wonderful He threatened to rape them all That is so wild. That's a real thing. That is absolutely real.

That is great. Kingston, my son, I bequeath you. I need that one Australian dollar. Sminchy the kid. Bam, takes a scalpel to his testes and eats him to soft insides. Black Dick's son, won't you come deep inside my bomb? Ichibon Kassigas is play Monster Hunter. Post-clarity, nut!

From hell's heart, I come at the Star Coffee. Give to Keith Hernandez Foundation. I might serve Ben that Corner. Whoa, whoa. Yush, yo, tell your sister, my penis is so gargantuan that when I'm not fucking, it sinks ships off the coast of Japan. That ain't no error, my friend. What are you talking about? Nothing.

Oh, KTLA's technical error. What was the technical error? No. Okay, so for the audio listeners, KSys once again, it's showing me something on his phone. So KTLA has a technical error of some sort, and apparently they just tweeted out the N-word raw. Be hard-arm. Raw. Myron got control of it?

KTLA? I'm sorry, that's not an error. It's just somebody fucked around when they shouldn't have been. Naggers. That's crazy. You got a cock. I've got an ass. Can I make it?

It's an Avrilavine kick in the, in me. Oh, you got a cock. I've got an ass. Can I make it any more obvious? I'm full of calm because I am gay. What more can I say? Dumb. There's a vocal thing that she does in like that,

It's like a really poppy song. It's just called What the Hell? There's like a vocal like riff in there that I'm like, it like tickles my brain. And it really bothers me because it's like it's really satisfying. That's cool. But it's impossible to do. That's really cool. That's amazing.

Okay. That's crazy. The Canadian. That's crazy. I did. Damn. I touched the instant death juice. It's your boy, Shawnee D.

And Emma Frost looks like Prime Sarah J. Come titty. Um, I tweeted today. I tweeted today that, um, RFC sounds like, Emwood. on a ketamine drip. That's really cool. I thought it's pretty funny. Yeah, it's really great.

A ketamine. It's stupid. Ketamine drip is crazy. Star Tank fans are now homeless and deported. I'm proud of myself. Can we get a ketamine drip? Nug your surf. You can use it.

I'll watch you use it. Genu's Mott and Namkibb Kred. I'll watch you use it here, not at my house anywhere near my house. Made a thumbnail for Sweeney's laugh comp that could be used as a t-shirt, check email. Oh, oh, yeah. I'll check it when I get home. Y'all gotta watch the song Squashed Anward by Chris Lilly, who's a white Australian.

He wore blackface for the character. You know that Dan Herschel guy? That guy who, like, he does the videos of him screaming in his car. Yes. Do you see the thing where he's like putting one stripe of black paint on my face until it's not okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's actually doing it. It's like the Hitler mustache is essentially.

Yeah, it's like a little strip of black. It looks like a little strip of black. He's out of his mind. That guy's like the closest I, I think. seen to like a modern Andy Kaufman. Yeah. Like I don't know what the bit is, but there's a bit. And I don't, I can't predict.

There's videos of him that are like alleged to him coming on his phone. Yeah, that's how I got introduced to him. Because of me. You showed me that and he's like, and then the screen goes a little, you know, no, then something hits the screen. It hits the screen, but it's a little film of like a clear liquid. Like, I was like, I hope that's not real. I hope it is.

It probably, you know, in him, since he, like, shows a lot of stuff on screen, since that's off screen, I'm like, it might actually be real. You know, like, he's like, oh, I can get away with this. He has this thing that's not seeing my cock actually do it. Yeah. He has this thing lately where he's like, he took the baby dollhead and put it on, like, the end of a baguette. Oh, yeah. I forgot what he calls it. Sunloaf.

Sunloaf, that's it. That's it. Sunloaf. Yeah, you can, if you want to get cameos with the sunloaf, you can. That's awesome. I was like, is this guy, how's like, how's this guy making money? He's just wasting his time, but he's probably making a killing on cameo. Because I even considered it all like, I thought about it too, yeah.

I was like, we could, we should have that for the show or the intro. Dude, I'll see how much of gosh. He's always, the way he moves his fucking face is crazy. Like, it hurts my jaw doing that. I love the idea that just he, like, I love him coming home to like his, oh, it's Christmas. Dan's coming, you know what I mean? Yeah. And he's just like normal?

Yeah. And everybody has to just understand, like, not, like, pretend like that's not. Right. This fucking crazy person. It makes me, to you bringing that up, makes me think of how I'm like, oh, I wonder what my family thinks about all this gay cover shit that I'm doing. Like, it's so goofy. And I'm like, I'm good, dude. When you compare yourself to that dude?

Or I'm like, what I'm doing is fucking nothing. Like, I can't imagine, like, that scenario you pictured. And he's painting himself red in his car and screaming. You know, like it's... Oh. It's crazy. I'm like You all got to watch

Okay, I read that Uncle Ruckus' voice Drag them knuckles to Papa Stealing Sween's pelt In his sleep And moving in with his grandma To make her happy in her final years Slurping stroke and Smoking Joking

Drip M.H. Lord of All Drip Ben Shapiro He was a magician And he could only create Public Works Projects Says Ben Shapiro Obie won't you blow me Waiting for the Sween hunting tier

I want his pelt Elon Musk jumping While his prolapse flops Around Cremlin to Gremlin Horny beetle craving hairy Squirrel Girl Muff Have YMS on and talk about the hereditaryitary

fair take. Dave Grohl singing. One of my kids is not like the other. One of my kids has a different mother. Snark Tank keeps me from killing myself. Magneto wears the helmet because Charles keeps trying to make him gay. Wachley, 583, Ben Shapiro's vertically, Ben Shapiro vertically bisecting himself to eliminate the left from his body. The Papini brothers

present Gordon Ramsey cleaning Asman Gold's room ASMR, don't Gerson. The colon swinging slasher. Look, all I'm saying is I've sucked enough Dick to Noah Efs when I see one, buddy. And right now I'm looking in a mirror. P.P. You know the routine. Check email for nonsense for Sweene. What brand is that? That's Sanyo. No, I mean, who manufactured that? Sanyo. Sanyo. All time bid I was dying, the Sonio Republic. Me'd be fit. I really don't even remember what episode that was from. Limp biscuits and gravy, sadman.gov. John Strickland. Marks 1889. This time I'm a suck his dick. Doinkzilla and the catnip rollers. The first church of Keith David, the fourth sign of the

Apocalypse. A day passes where Sweeney doesn't under the N-word. Arthur Morgan ripping bugs. Arthur Morgan ripping Bugs Bunny's skin off. Pre-Raws. Blake 896. Here we'll go. All right. Sour books.

Sorry. He knows him. He knows his name. Ask Creed enter anus. What is better? To be born gay or to overcome your straight nature through great effort. Uncle Chip turning into chunky salsa in his sleeping bed. That's goopy.

Asban gold is Jesus. for roaches. I forgot about my Jared Fogel name, time machine name and wrote a question into a book club. They read my name. They read my question without the name. Young Sheldon kicking a baby. Now Mrs. Ziggy, divorce coming soon. Smokey's pyromaniac sibling. I'm Chris Reagan and I'm putting a hit up on Elon Musk. One million sween bucks for his hair plugged scalp. Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave, dog the baby hunter. Aetherian needs help lowering his weapon in Halo 3, penis,

Naferam, Melfis 1, and rounding out our list. Hey! The king of haphazard. Whoa. That's crazy. King Bye father Oh Good son

You acknowledged me Goodbye son Do you want to meet the devil son All right bye guys I know the devil personally son He's afraid of me He's afraid of me He owes me money

I want to get it from him One way or another I need you to help me get in the building The devil made a deal with Kiksta's dad The devil doesn't want to pay up The devil's fucking running scared I'm just trying to avoid that dude