The Snark Tank - #317: Kingston's Dad

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

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What are you doing? The Orson Wells of, I don't know. I don't know who Randy Orton is. I really have no context. He's the Orson Wals of Pro Wrestling. Yeah. Like, in what? In every conceivable way possible.

I'm going to do my thing. No, the fuck he's not. Orson Wells, like, respect. But Randy Orton is the devil. Like, quite literally. He's the worst person Why? Outside of

Inside of the ring He's a piece of shit Outside of ring He's not really that shitty He's like not as bad as like Triple H Like the car service? Yeah, AAA

Yeah, AAA It's triple There's triple wrestling name AAA It's really good Yeah, yeah One of our friends Somebody of you know From New York

Sister like he dated a girl Who's cousin dated Randi Orton It's too many And we met him once And that's fucking wild He was just at a place I shouldn't have been at And I was like

Oh that's Randy Orrin You had sex with him or what? Nah, I thought about it, but I was like, I'm not going to force that on him right now. I'm not going to do him like that. He's just literally, you know, like a social interaction. I'm not going to take my dick out and try to fuck him here. You fuck him out of nowhere? Oh, no.

I don't know where. I don't know where. He has his finishing move where he, it's his, it's his name, Randallkeith Orton. Randall, he does the RKO. That's his finishing move. But what it is is he usually comes out of nowhere. He sneaks up on you. And then he does like what a lot of people know is the, well, you know, there's a guy named DDP that did the diamond cutter.

So, but it's a really fun move. If you saw it, you would be like, that shouldn't be like, it wouldn't hurt that much, right? He said there's a guy. There's a version of it that I would do to my friends. But like, I would make sure they'd be a pillow because it would just be pretty much running up with somebody grabbing their head and putting all your weight on their head as they slam it hit the floor. Yeah, if you're doing it like on like solid ground. You'll break someone's face. Well, look, before we get lost in the sauce,

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I just got headphones splitters today. So we can start doing these movie commentary. We're not sure what would the nature of them is going to be exactly quite yet. But we've got all the equipment we need to start them, which is exciting. We should watch. We should go through 10 videos of each person's Instagram feed and see what happens. What do you mean? Of like somebody's person?

One of us. Like, all right, who goes first? Sure. Let's go through 12. For me, it's going to be asses. Some asses and like fucking N-word. Okay, well, I didn't. What have mine been recently?

I mean, I guess. There's nothing that I'm like, it's nothing that I'm like afraid to show. No, me neither. But it's just like, be prepared. You know what's confusing to me, though? Is that like, so. The algorithm. right will feed me all this crazy shit and it's usually like conspiracy shit or like uh i don't

know people getting hurt is a common one we've we've overrun duck because i'm me you and jalen's one that's why we're getting so much of it yeah our thing is really fucking my thing up but then i'll and that's all i'll look for but then i'll go to the explore page and it's just goon central but like i'll never scroll through things and gooner material will show up so i don't understand what the point i don't understand how that works you're a man in his trying to trying to hook you. I think the algorithm is just trying to do that. I guess. Like mine was actually correct for a while. It was mostly MMA. It was mostly, uh, fitness people. Yeah. And the explorer part or you go to the browse or whatever. But it, it flipped to not even like super

provocative. It's like, you know, when you talk about somebody and then you, you start getting some advertisement that matches what you were talking about. Oh yeah. Yeah. So like it does, it's right now, it's going through an arc where say Jojo and I, we're talking about. We're talking about. talking about and or I saw like doubly talked about it because I mentioned Millie Bobby Brown and then I said like oh I was getting like she's clearly not trying to separate herself from 11 and she's been advertising a lot of stuff and every time she advertised she's like not wearing a bra like you know purposefully sure oh yeah I'm like hey here's my tits or whatever but you know and then all

of a sudden it's just like I don't click on any of them but it's there it's just a bunch of she's holding up something and I'm like why is it all this yeah Yeah, yeah. Like, I didn't, I've never searched for her. Yeah. I've never interacted. I don't, I don't think that I've never used it. I've always been like, just like click on something and just go from there.

Exactly, yeah. I'm sure what it is right now. The thing that I see often, yeah. It's hilarious too, because I totally like, dude, if I was 17 and it'd be fucked. It'd be like ruined. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, dude.

There's no coming back. It's usually like, are, do you have a hard time getting to sleep and as a girl like trying to adjust herself in bed and then she flips and their ass jiggles, you know? And you're like, that's, that's very funny. but that's like, I feel like it's so insidious. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm just like, damn, dude.

All right, so I got, um, young guys out there, man, like if you're, Who's the Ortega? Is that her name, something? Jenna Ortega. Jenna, she's, uh, Wednesday, right? I think this is her.

I think this is her. Yeah, Jenna Ortega. So I have a Jenna Ortega one where she's looking lustful, like, in, like, was it AI? No, I think it's a real one. For me, it's like,

WWGG. Ew. Uh, a fucking. Uh, a fucking. Uh, a fucking. Uh, a fucking. practical effects like a mask

but it's a vagina what the fuck look at this wait look at this showed up at my thing that is well that's kind of sick

like that's kind of crazy like that's nuts like that's wild imagine wearing this they just walking you go grocery shopping you would

you would fuck someone's day up so bad is that Doug Jones it's kind of weak right now on my browsing thing. That was cool. Don't get me wrong. Some stupid AI shitty thirst trap. Yeah, it's just a bunch of bullshit. Oh, see,

here's one of the, I just scrolled down just a little bit. And she's advertising underwear. You see in the middle? There it is. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, and I'm like, bro, I don't care. This is not for, and then look at a, oh, poor her, dude. She's fucking. Oh, Ariana Grande. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, that has to be edited. It's probably edited to a degree, but she, no, but I saw, the contrast is high. But I saw that direct interview. She was very thing.

She, yeah. The contrast is high, though. to highlight the dark yeah yeah I think the thing the thing I took away from the Chadwick Bozeman thing was like I don't know what people got going on rise I have no fucking clue I'm not gonna throw shade yeah that shit was so sad

this is going everywhere like just you can't like it's all that came out did you watch it I didn't see it wait hold on wait let me say well what did it say I didn't read it diagnosed with autism Bella Ramsey I mean no way I like that her name

okay the last of a star Okay, Bella Ramsey reveals Bella Ramsey, huh? Why did you say it like that? You couldn't believe that that was her name. Well, it's just like, it's a weird name for a person. It sounds, she sounds like, I don't know.

Let me finish it for you. It sounds like a porn name. It sounds like a poppy porn. Yeah, it sounds very fictitious to me. Yeah. Like not a real impersonation. Yeah, yeah. Have those names, dude.

Yeah, yes, they do. I mean, apparently. I was somebody named Steele His name was like Bradley Steele or some shit And I was like what Yeah And I was like And it was spelled like actual steel

I knew a kid And what this about like porn star steel With the AE at the end It was like his name was Steel I understand this is I understand how this sounds Because it sounds like one of my Classic little lies

Yeah But like I knew a kid whose middle name Was Mick Danger And they his parents fucked him up Of course with that Of course Like that is so crazy to do to a kid That is crazy

Mick Danger dude You can't You can't even get away with that He's, that's like, he's the only person with that name, too. You know what I mean? So, like, if he ever does anything, he's like, he's done. For me to find this guy, too. Yeah.

I almost have more respect for people who, who, like, you know, oh, this is my son, Mike Smith. You know what I mean? Like, that's boring, but it's, like, there's like a layer of kind of like, that's, I'm thinking about bringing back Jack, man. But, like, I was thinking, well, I'm Jackery, though. That's not, well, that's not what that is at all. Zach is Jack. That's not. Jackry.

So, I would say he called him Jack, but. Well, it can go by Jack But Jackson's really what it would be Like J-A-X-O-N though Oh with an X-A-X Because of Jacks for Mortal Kombat Like an X-Man Yeah, because X-Men

Yeah Not Jacks for Mortal Kombat X-M actually That's what I meant to say Yeah, Jack's from the X-Men Yeah Jack from the X-Men Yeah Like taking characters in the X-Men

Would be such a lame Comparatively? Yeah Like I love the idea of like King Joining the X-Men Or the X-Men Not the X-Man.

The X-Man. But, like, all right, what do you do? It's like, I don't know, man, I roar. I roar really accurately. I can suplex you really good. Yeah, that's it. He's better than the average person at suplex. Probably the best suplexer in the world.

Yeah. But still by no means supernatural in any way. He's like not even, you can't even class him in like, oh, the mutant category. They're like, uh, he's a fucking beta. The most mutant thing about him is that like maybe, like he has tigers, a tiger's vocal cords, I guess. Basically. You know, where he could like, he could, like, he could,

roar like a tiger. It's really impressive. It's like unbelievable. Like even like Xavier's like this is insane. Like if he, your ability is absurd. Like if he was on America's got talent, he'd make it to the final two probably.

But the last person's probably gonna beat him. Anyone with any like anything with anyone any like applicable talent. Anyone with like a physical like easily demonstrated. Yeah. If someone's like doing like 55 flips in a second, you know what I mean? Like, well they clearly win.

But like he's still more impressive than them. But like they, what he can do with his ability, but it's like, this is, like, you can roar. Like, I really,

that really fucked me up for a long time. I really thought King was half tiger. I thought for the long, like, honestly, till like I was 20, something. I, because I didn't play,

like the, you know, I only played up to three. I thought, like, oh, he had, like,

let's say, Kane had one of those voice things because he couldn't speak or whatever. Oh, he had like a voice thing? I'm gay. It was like one of those things.

Right, right, yeah. And, like the smokers in those commercials. Exactly. and gay. Don't finger my neck hole. Do you remember that old gross bitch

that would always do it? And you would smoke in it? Yeah. Oh, fuck, fuck my throat hole. Do it. Fuck it. It's actually way better than regular.

You know what's crazy? They must do that. You know what I mean? Yes. Someone has absolutely fucked a stoma before. People fuck every orifice you can think of. People fuck stones. What the hell are you talking about?

Like pumice stones? Have you seen that? Yes. It was obscene. He's talking about his own experience. Yeah, exactly. I was like, no one,

you're the only one who's seen that. Look, because him walking around at night in his neighborhood fucking punishment. And he's like,

can you believe this? To yourself. These people are fucking gross as I'm putting a dick in a mountain. You're doing J-Lenal monologues to nobody about yourself. You know what that reminds me?

My buddy used to have an apartment with, he's kind of a, he was one of a, of those friends we had that was kind of a piece of shit you know and uh he wait hold on in what way what do you mean well he was just kind of he was our friend but he was also kind of a not a great person

like it was extremely selfish he uh um he cheated on like he started dating my friend erin cheated on her fucking you know took her car while she was uh working she was on her with his dad cheat on her but like he's just he was just like not he was very broke up with this one girl

because she was making too much money and he felt a masculine. He's one of those dumb asses. That's crazy. He's stupid. He lives in, and he somehow became, little brown Mexican dude

somehow became like Nazi adjacent when he moved to France. I think bordering Italy so he probably started hanging out with some fashies or something. Because I started seeing his stories and it was like kind of like, it was Kanye-esque.

Like pro, like oh, Hiller wouldn't that? And I'm like, what the hell? What happened to this guy? You fucking went out of the country and then he started hanging. Anyway, that's another point. The point is, I guess it reinforces what I'm saying. Sure. But the point of the story is, Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script.

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listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. We had an apartment in 07. He hadn't snapped yet, right? So he was just kind of a dick. But he would leave dishes or something.

Like he had a cup of noodles and like molded and like some one of our friends came over. and he fucking like, you know, made a bee line to that cup of noodles. And he was like, Derek, what the fuck is this? Like, I can't believe this is out here. And he went to go throw it out himself. And I'm like, I told my buddy that came over. I was like, yeah, he fucking did that. Like, you know, but I could tell he's, he's like yelling,

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My buddy Nando came over and I mentioned that. And he was like, oh yeah, he did that one time when he was like, damn, fucking Derek just not doing the fucking dishes. Just leaving them and he started cleaning them and shit. And then like, you know, Nando didn't think anything of it. And he was like, oh, yeah. That's so weird. No motherfucker like blamed it on you essentially, but knowing that he's the one who did it. And he still cleans it anyway.

The guy I came on a Siegel and kicked it. Like he's somehow mad at the Segal Was he self-aware at all? So he was self-aware he was just like he was Bad person He was a bad person trying to pass it off to the You know the guest whoever's over as if he didn't do it Sure

But he still would clean it up anyway Because he knew he knew himself that he obviously did it So weird You know but I'm just like why did you It was weird when he did it in front of me Because as soon as he left to go throw out that cup of noodles I was all fucking like full of mold I was like

he did that what the fuck I was like it's weird that he even did that and left the room to give me a chance to expose him so I thought that was strange and I'm like why are you you did it you don't even have to say anything was he one of the can't be wrong kind of fellas um I don't know about the can't be wrong thing

but it was just more of a I guess he was just you know huge ego that he had to he had to see him in a certain line that I guess you had to see him he couldn't be messy he always had to be cool you know shit like that he would embarrass himself

in a joking way like he would like cop would pass by and you would get down on the floor and immediately you know do like and I'm like dude stop stop like one of these days I could actually pull over and like me like oh easy here's a W yeah yeah if one of our friends did that I'd be so mad at them I just wouldn't talk to them for a while

I'd be like a while of me not talking to them and like inviting people over and then excluding them and having them know about it but that's not funny You scared me to my maximum level of fear for a game, you know, for a joke, a solo joke. Not even a good group joke. We go, I'll be like, hey, hey, hey. It just be like, oh, we almost died. Does that change it if it's a solo joke versus a group joke?

Yeah, a group joke, everybody kind of laughs at it. It's like the amount of laughter is greater than you're suffering. It's like, if everyone's involved to having a little jaunt, that sign that's pretty dangerous. I'm like, that's pretty funny. But if you're just like, oh, this is for you only, you're selfish and a dick. Sure, yeah. You know, I feel like I might have mentioned this guy once before, maybe years ago. Oh, probably. Yeah.

Specifically, because there was a time where we were all driving. We had Little Caesar's pizza in the car. And this fucking piece of trash. Oh, is this the guy who threw the pizza? Yeah, the Asian guy. But it was like, it was crazy because the Asian guy reacted, like, as if he was an NPC that's not supposed to react to stuff. Because the pizza hit his windshield and he just was just going. And I was like, that nigga had a hard day.

and he just did it like you know I imagine it was just one of the things where he just saw it he was just like he went home and he let his family yeah like something went home and he let his he killed his entire family he grabs his kid throws him straight up three floors up

into the apartment building he lives in the little kid's back is broken and you may be asking you yourselves especially listeners at home like why did you hang around this guy you have money I have no I can't give you an answer he was like he was one of

For a homies from, yes. It was very funny. We were in bands together. He was pretty decent at guitar. Like he was, you know, like his brother. He had a fraternal twin brother that was cool. He wasn't a psycho. He wasn't a psychopath like that.

That's crazy. But he was just always around. And he was like, he was your friend, but also like outside of it. He was just terrible to like everybody else. And not in a malicious way in a like, I don't care. This is funding me type of way. I'm going to do what I want. It was weird.

And that's why it doesn't surprise me that. You know, he moved out of the country because he was, I respected his decision at the time because he was like, yeah, America sucks. I'm out of here. Like he was like, I fuck this. Yeah, he did. Yeah. I'm out of here. So he left.

And I almost did it too, but then I got caught him some shit. But yeah, he, but then somehow he's like, oh, yeah, Hitler is not so bad. I'm like, how the fuck did this happen? I was like, we're all, we're all like four decisions away from thinking Hitler's not that bad of a guy. I'm pretty sure. Is that what's happening? I think so, because clearly so many people are doing it. Clearly, it's like not that hard to get there.

I think the further away things get in history, the more like whatever they are, you know? Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like, like, when we were kids, or like when I was, at least when I was born, Hitler had died in that fucking century, you know? Now it's kind of like, that was like 100 fucking years ago.

You know, I'm kidding. It wasn't. Feels like it, I guess. Like, ah, nobody cares. You're right to the point where, like, look what, look what Kanye's doing and um most of his fans don't mind like like most of his fans are still kind of there well yeah even ones that like uh like say i watched deleted where he's like a big connie he's like a huge connie he's like he was connie fan and like he'll flame connie but he won't

sever the tie and to me it's kind of like a little nuts where i'm like bro he's gone and it's i had a talk of the barbershot when i got my hair cut about that shit and i was like y'all niggas are fucking, I was, I couldn't. What were they saying? I couldn't, I couldn't like, oh, them Jews, though. Like, it would not. I was just like, you gotta let him be, man. He's mentally unwell.

And I'm like, he's mentally unwell. But he's being insane. Like, I was like, look, I was like, you all, everyone in this room is a black man and you just saw another black man put a clan outfit on. And your guys are like running apologies for him. I was like, I was like, none of y'all know Kanye's music more than like really loved him more than I did.

And y'all are, I was like. I also don't know him. Yeah. Yeah, we, none of us, what does that even mean? We never talk to him. You know, like, we don't owe him. Like, we, we can respect what he's made. We don't owe him, like, any sort of grace for doing insane shit.

It's insane. Yeah. Yeah. They're being like, the Blitzkrieg was a good idea for Germany. It is like, uh, even if it was, it's a weird thing. The guys are Nazis. People running deep defense for people they don't even know is so bizarre to me. Like, I don't get it.

I really don't get it at all. Yeah. Yeah. Also, that's why parissocial is a nice word that, uh, that, that, made it into like the, you know, the lexicon that we, like we all use now. Yeah, yeah. Because it really, it's so prevalent now. Google Docs doesn't even recognize that as a real word, I'm pretty sure.

Because I remember writing that in a couple scripts and being frustrated that there was like that red line on anything. No, you're right because even when I, do, even now when I say, there's still words that are I say pariscial. I had to train it to pick it up and I would use a text to speech to text or whatever, voice the text. And another one, like, which is, I feel like is a, we've been using it way more now, sycophant.

because politicians are so different now in a way that the way that people were sick of fans before is so fucking different. There wasn't like fans, you know, like they're like, I'll do anything to rub against you and have some of your clout. Where more it was just like, we're with quid pro quo. Like our parents growing up and then us growing up in politics,

it was just quit pro crow, what can you do for me? What have you done for me lately? And now you have like, oh, I love Marjorie. Taylor Green. I'm like, why? She's so cool. Like, why? Why are you fucking... Shut up. She's so cool. It's me. Kingston's dad. I love Marjorie Taylor Creed. He would. I want to go hunting with her one day. I want to go hunting with Dick Cheney right now.

Why would anybody want to go hunting with Dick Cheney? Oh yeah, he shot somebody. He would be... Dude. he shot somebody in the face with bird shot right yes and the guy apologize because he thought the person was a quail do you know how small a quail

is I had quail like I had the size of a human dude I had a quail for like dinner once which by the way I just saw it on the menu and I was like when the fuck am I gonna ever see quail on a menu again oh yeah so I'm so curious they are so small it's unreal I'm not a fan it really upsets me

it's very like whatever quail like this little tiny bird And I'm like, come on, dude It's not enough meat for what it is It's not because it's like it's You can get a chicken breast and that That's a that's this quillet

Yeah literally yeah The chicken breast is the size of an entire fucking That's what the legs and the thigh And the whole thing The whole fucking body essentially And I'm like I don't know this just feels This is like what you eat when you don't have anything else to eat Yeah yeah but I had I just had no context for what a quail good

Right It's not bad but it's not better than chicken Or like doc certainly you know like those I get but like quail is just like you're just kind of being mean like it just kind of felt like a jerk that like it feels like a mean spirited meal yeah that's why I feel like if someone was eating squirrels and I'm like right dog there's like here we we're good we don't need to do a southern person see those niggas do that all the time they eat coon squirrels but that's in their neighborhood in the neck of the woods come on guy do I have to say raccoon no I know raccoon Obviously, in raccoons is crazy, dude. Recoons. Eating a raccoon is pretty... I feel like it's really evil because raccoon,

something about them seems more human. Stop saying raccoons. Raccoon. The raccoon. You sound like you're saying raccoon. Yeah, yeah. That's what I keep hearing. It's raccoon.

Would you eat him? That's a big ditty. That's a big dude. Would you eat, um... Yeah, raccoon is such a weird way to say. I wouldn't... I say raccoon. I say raccoon.

I say raccoon. I say raccoon. I don't say raccoon. You actually say raccoon. You actually say raccoon? Not doing it for comedic effect? No, I say raccoon. I say raccoon.

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She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. and she replies with a low listen so we sat there listening that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full

Hershey's it's your happy place weird I wonder why I don't know it sounds like you're trying to like maybe like a lingeringly British dumb things

I'm Jamaican I've heard a fucking king well you're doing I just I just instead what is this what is this that's a raccoon

that's a ruckoo That's a raccoon. I taught Kingston out to say it all weird on purpose. On the off chance that if it ever came up, everyone around it would point and laugh and say, ha, ha, you're gay for saying it that way. I'm really so sick of this Kingsen's dad joke. I'm sorry.

But our fans love it. They adore it. And I'm like, oh, my God. Because it is funny. It is funny that my dad is like the devil. It's funny that he's like the worst human ever. Well, it works. Because you don't like your dad.

I know. So like no one's, like no one feels like you're, like you hate it not for the reasons that someone in the audience might be offended for somebody making jokes about their dad as well. Leave my dad alone. Leave my dad alone, you bitch.

Come here, Kingston. Let me show you the circle of life as he takes a shotgun to a baby elephant. Yeah. I don't know why we decided he's like a, he's like a brutal hunter. I like that he'd be a big game hunter. Yeah,

but like what? He's this a palette swap of the, of the Jumanji cartoon. hunter, but he's a black man. That's it. Come on, Kingson, you want to join me in the hut and, uh, fucking plucked the heads off of these baby quail? Pluck the head. Look, look, I'll catch toward my bare head.

Scutters up a tree grabs one out of their fucking dead. Fast yanks. Heads, nothing does. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Morn. Look at it.

It's so easy. King said, it's so easy. Look. Try it out, son. He's flicking off the head. The cap of a can. Grab, grab that one that looks like it's crying. Son, we're going to sell these heads to RFK Jr.

He's going to eat them and make him, he's going to put them in his neck hole. I love seasoning my ice drinks with quail heads. I love iced quail heads. I don't know what the fuck we're doing. I don't know. I did want to mention before, before we got two off the rails, too late, obviously.

But we are very, very, very close to 2,000 paid listeners. Oh, nice. That's awesome. So if you want to help us reach that milestone, remember, if we get there, we're going to skin Kingston alive. And he's going to do an entire show.

Wait a minute. He's going to do an entire show as Meatston. Whoa. I hate how much my name works for any sort of adjective or fucking now. Well, it works with anybody with like a longer name. New merch has dropped. Meat, Sten. I hate it.

I can see it. I can see it without skin. It's always like it's always meatston, angry stin, dumbstain, gay stint, almost thing. Well, it was specifically, queerston. Well, specifically recently it was Kingston, Princeton. And what was it, serfston? Serfston. Peasantston.

It was peasantston. It was peasant. But it works with anybody. It works with, if your name's like Tom, it doesn't work. Right. But like, because it's your two, it's the same thing where it's like, oh, it's gay stifur. Like, I used to get like stiffer all the time. Yeah.

I was like, oh, great. Awesome. That feels like a little more of a stretch. We was trying to hear you. It is. Because Sten is like a, it feels like a stuff. There must be something about the sth. That, like, makes people want to do something.

It just makes you want to slide right into the next thing. Yeah, it starts. It's because it's the start a lot of words. What is the most insultable name probably? That's a good question. No, I think for me, it's Tanner. Anyone named Tanner. I want them to hurt.

But I think the name was dumb. Insultable name? Probably like a nerd, probably like Simon or something. Simon over here in America is very like you fucking nerd. Not exactly Simon, but like Simon adjacent.

Like in that realm of like where Simon is in a category. Like those are the names that I would imagine the answer to the question it is. There's like a weird American thing where so like I knew a couple of Simons and they both didn't go by that name. They went by they used their middle names. Really? Yeah. Because Simon. And it's really, um, I knew a kid that went by Sai.

I think Bob, it's interesting. Yeah. I think Bob. What about Bob? What I mean? I don't, I have like four friends named Bob that don't go by their name Bob. Well, their names are Robert, but they don't even go by Robert. What do they go by?

They go by them. Like one of mine friends goes by like Bradley. One of them goes by, um, one of them goes by, um. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah. One of other friends. That is strange. I never thought about that.

A lot of them I know just don't go by Robert. I guess there's Robert so generic and boring. Weird because like Rob is very. isn't that common? I feel like I don't know any Robbs. I know, well, I don't know I know, but I don't know any personally, I guess.

But a lot of the Rob. I knew Rob Cardassian. I know my neighbor Bobby. Bobby Brown. Bobbert. Bobbert is not a name. My, uh, my best. Bobbert was a name.

That should have been a name. I thought the fuck up. I think Bobbert sounds funny. Shut the hell up. That's like a, my ex had a, her, her, uh, her brother was named,

uh, William or like so. So I would call him Billiam. Because he said of Bill. It's like Fred Wardo. Fredward. I remember Fredward thinking Fredward was a real name. No. It's such a terrible name.

Fredward? Of course. I'm still trying to meet more Adolfos. I've only met one so far. Because I like I want to try that joke again when I called him Hitlero. That guy thought it was like really stupid. And so I want to try it again to somebody else and be like, oh, it's really good. You know?

That's why I never heard that. You want to get you want to get. Get one cosine. Come on. Come on that badass. I never heard that before. Lero. It was good on Hilaro and he's like,

oh shit, it's like Mexican Hitler. I get it. Did you add a, oh, at the end of my name? I've never seen anything like this. It's like that's not the story

about my... I've never seen anything like this. I'm scared. I told the story, I'm pretty sure. It was my nephew finding how to write a level three. What did you say?

My nephew finding how to write three. Oh, he learned how to write three. Oh, yeah. Because you explained that it was a butt. Yeah. He said it was a butt sideways or something. Yeah. And it's the level of comedy was added to his brain.

It was like, I'd level up. Like, it was like, he got the XP point. He was like, Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not. feeling well I need to lay down and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to

keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, Listen.

So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Kids are so easy. It's so easy to make life. They're so, they are genuinely so innocent. It's unbelievable. Because there's, well, obviously.

There's no experience there, but it's like, dang, that really, he, like, literally had to stop working because he was laughing so hard. Like, he needed to take a break. He must be, like, a great experience in some sense. It's probably horrifying at first, though. Well, what do you mean? Because you're forgetting things and you know you're forgetting things. Yeah, but you forget you're afraid. But yeah, so I like that.

So at first, it's, like, really terrifying. Then it's like, ah. Because, like, imagine, like, being, like, because of, like, because of the. think about it's like because kids are easy to make laugh like if I enjoy everything because they don't know anything because everything's new to them right so it's the first time they're experiencing a lot of this stuff so it's like this is fun and enjoyable

imagine that gets to happen imagine you win the jackpot you get Alzheimer's you know you get to have that again I don't know man you win the jackpot you get Alzheimer's kind of good it'd be like 50 first date or something was it like that level yeah I'd be like I love that I'd love that to just like forget like so you could just do whatever you want.

Does she forget every night? Or is like, what, like, what, is it like, where's the line? I think he's like slap her every day. It's cool that you have no idea. It's fucking awesome. I don't, I've never seen that movie. Just scare the fuck out of her really bad.

Like, and she put her back. And she's like, oh, well, next day, that does some sort of trauma to you. That'd do something, I think. Yeah. You ever saw any of the first dates? No, of course. It's what, uh, Adam Sandler and, uh, Jew Barrymore.

Jew? Jew. Jew, yeah, sure. Probably. Probably. Probably. I heard Jew Barrymore. Jew Barrymore and Tom Jew.

Tom Jew. No, no. He's Jewish. Green. He is Jewish. Is he actually? I have no idea. I forgot his name now.

Seth Green is, right? Yeah, probably, very likely. I think most of them are. I think most of the white actors in Hollywood are Jewish, I think. Easy, buddy. Easy there. Easy there. I'm generalizing a little bit.

Let them tell them. But St. Plus had a hard. heart attack at a show. Like, for real. No, I'm fucking with it. You piece of shit. But, like, that's pretty, that will be true, potentially. You piece of shit.

I was about to be like, damn, I got to get my fucking money back. Don't you guys go on like, that's weak? No, no, it's not the end of May. Yeah. It's in the end of May. Are you going to? No. It's too late.

I think I'm, I think I got the... It was really cheap, too. Ah, whatever. I don't know. Put down the cup. Yeah, that's going to be fun. Okay, speaking of putting down a cup. You better fucking make it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's literally only one thing that we found of any consequence. I wrote it down as deported fellow. Somebody. So I honestly didn't, I don't know the details of this. So what happened is that recently a little bit of time ago, someone was lawfully attained and deported. Someone. Many.

Many people. But one person in particular named Kilmar Garcia from off taking his last name is, he was deported and sent back to El Salvador. Anyone who doesn't know, anyone who's not involved in Latin Americans here. El Salvador had an unbelievable crime rate for a while. It was like the Latin American country we were told not to go to. It was really, really, really, really, really fucking bad. Yeah. And what happened was...

It was like your idea of Brazil is still accurate, but it's... But it's like way crazier in El Salvador. Yeah. So what happens is the current president of El Salvador was like, I'm just locking anybody up that has any sort of gang affiliation. So they went on an insane tirade loggy bubble. So now it has the lowest crime rate in Latin America. But there's also so many fucking people incarcerated.

It's insane. A large percentage. It's a wild amount. It's like higher than it should be, of course. So what happened is that this man, Kilmar was unlawfully deported and sent wherever he was sent. We don't know to a camp. You're sent to the Gulag. To a camp.

to the El Salvador and to to Osavador and then what happened was the Congress all voted that he was unlawfully detained and should be returned No you do that was the Supreme Court The Supreme Court sorry and unanimous too right If I remember everyone And it was which is pretty

It's kind of rare Yeah it went to yeah first it was like a local And then it went to the you know the actual Supreme Court And then I know And it's like hey you gotta you gotta do whatever you can to get them back And then the executive rant was like No they said no

so yeah that's just straight up breaking the law like even on it well it's been doing it well hold on hold on okay so obviously was he here illegally actually no he was on the path so that was kind that's that's the most

it was all done illegally every every asking of it was done illegally right right but what I'm saying is like there are people who are like I mean Trump was even talking about deporting people who aren't even foreign like they was talking about deporting people who are naturalized citizens. Yeah. Which is crazy to me.

Yeah. He said it. That's been under. No, no, no, no. Literally you're born here. You've been here forever. If you do anything like we want to send you somewhere else.

Yeah. You know, he was talking about that. You know what's funny about that though? When they asked him to clarify, he's like, do you mean, you mean citizens? Like, and he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Like he literally said that. He said, yeah, duh. And I was like, I wasn't expect, that hit me. Because I wasn't expecting him to just be like, yeah, no shit, homie. Like, we're gonna round up people that were born here. What the fuck do you think I'm saying?

Which is a level of, look, that's a... Yeah, duh, nigger. That's a level of insanity. Duh. You're like, uh... You dumb, cunt. Slut bitch. Keep, keep it up.

Uh, yeah, yeah. We're not gonna say anything else necessarily in this vein because I want to keep it reasonable. But if anybody out there wants to do something, if anybody wants, if anybody out there wants to do anything, Did you hear about the guy that got that was...

You should probably do it. Did you hear about the guy that tried to do it? Some 17-year-old kid that was a part of this weird cult that was like... I'm not talking about anything else. Did you hear about that? Is that real? I think it might have been fake. I haven't heard anything about it.

I don't know what you're talking about it. Some kid that got detained that got shot dead because he was planning on doing it and he... I think it might have been... Let me look into this before. I haven't heard anything about it. I don't even know what it is. I don't even know what it is. I don't know what it is.

But yeah, you know, it's funny about that guy that got detained. Like the whole reason you got you know you brought him in the first place because you were saying that. Oh, the reason why they won't bring him back is because he's dead. He's likely dead. He's dead. Oh, he's probably dead. Yeah. He's dead.

Well, the funny thing is because I never considered that. I just thought it was simply just, uh, Trump and then fucking General Zod working together. Because the fucking president of a software looks like General Zod. Of course. Like literally, I don't know if you saw that. No, I didn't. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was like, it's very funny. It's basically.

I actually don't. Actually. my understanding of Superman is so bare that I don't even know which one is Zod Well so the You know what I mean Like both of those could be the Either one of them

Either one for you but like this is Zod You know and then you know modern day Yeah that's barely different Groomed himself in a way that I'm like You clearly were going out for this look You know like this is He's old enough to be like Oh I fucking love Superman

Yeah it's Zodcore He's Zod maxing dude Zod backslick is insane Because like why Why do you You know he knows he looks like this That's no accident Well you might not have never seen the movie

I I highly doubt that He looks like He is in the exact age bracket Towards like he grew up and he was like Superman is so amazing Yeah That Geno Zad what a bitch

And then he got older And he's actually Geno Zad is actually pretty good Yeah He's pretty good I think he actually had a point Okay so What are you looking at?

Um, uh, Dave Bluntz. All right. So 17 year old in Wisconsin, allegedly killed his parents in part of attempt to assassinate Donald Trump. FBI says this is on the CNN. This is from CNN. He said he killed his parents. Allegedly killed his parents as part of a plot to assassinate Trump.

Oh, the alleged part is the is he killed it for that reason. Yes. But he did kill his parents. Yeah. They're saying he allegedly killed his parents is stupid. Well, see, that's the whole thing. It's how it's how it's not. No, no, but why would you, what would killing your parents do?

Well, see, that's the whole thing. Free him up the ability to be able to do it more so, I guess. That's the whole thing where it seems like, I don't know. The weird thing is this went under the radar, so like it just, to me it doesn't even like matter. Nikita KAP, a 17-year-old call for the assassination of the president to overthrow the U.S. government in written documents and tech messages found by the investigators. According to the federal federal, a vet obtained, CN. FHAWS.I.N. allegedly killed his parents and appeared to be an effort to attain financial means and autonomy to carry out the plans. Instead of just leaving himself.

The teenager faces federal charges including two counts of first-degree murder of two counts of hiding forces. It's always like none of the rest of it is. It's always like the, it's like those people. Apparently it was part of some sort of like weird Nazi satanic cult that wanted to restore white people to full power. And he needed to kill Donald Trump to be able to do that. But Trump's working on that. That's people are alleging that was one of the reasons that they, they want to use Greenland, not only for strategic positions, but to like start flourishing. Yeah. Well, I do think real Nazis are kind of aware of the fact that like Trump just doesn't really know what he's doing.

He's not like they're aware. They know that he doesn't care. But he's doing the bidding of other. Like Trump's not doing any, every single thing that he's doing is not from his own brain. Yeah. Yeah. So it's been a lot of people that know this, but it's starting to make the rounds. And I think it's the funniest thing ever.

Trump's advisor on who Because everyone's like Why is he so weirded out about these tariffs Why is he so hell bend on them? And then people are like, who gave him the idea? No one, wasn't it? And it was like, no, so it was. There was, I can't remember Trump's son-in-law.

I can't remember his name right now, but he was one of the dudes that Trump's like, hey, go find me some nigger that's going to help us do some stuff with the economy. And then this dude found this book on Amazon and was like, oh, I had to do with China. I can't remember the name of it either But he's like oh this sounds cool It sounded cool

I remember hearing about it So we got the guy Peter Navarro that wrote it And so then Peter Navarro was like What's up? You know what's good And then he was teaching Trump about all this tariff stuff And Trump's like oh it sounds great I guess whatever And then people were like hey Peter Like where'd you get all this intel from like

Where did he's like oh I have an advisor And like who's this guy He's like his name is Ron Vera And then people are like Ron Vera they looked in this guy There's no one named Ron Vera That's the part of the year And then they found

it's just an anagram for his last name Navarro Ron Vera is an anagram for Navarro and he was like You got me What was he fucking Tom Riddle That's such a psychotic thing for an adult to do You got me You got me I left clues

Wait what And the world is being Fucked hard Because of this guy just Playing fucking around People are so stupid man I can't believe it When I heard that

And then I started looking into it And then I started I chat GBTed it Is it? I heard that shit Can I say something? Can I say something? It's what I heard about it first.

It sounded fake. Isn't it crazy how like not even that longer, like within our lifetimes? Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.

I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half. and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low,

listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Like there used to be an entire genre of film. Or not a genre necessarily, but like it was a common or like a, you know, a relatively tread upon trope where it's just like, oh my God. Someone's kidnapped the president.

You know? Yeah. We're like, oh, my God. The president's in danger. Oh, my God. Yeah. Isn't it amazing that anybody ever cared about that? Like, within the context of, like, our lens now.

Like, I could, I can't even tell you how I would only ever be either completely even and uncaring or downright rejoiceful. Yeah. At the death of a president. It would be like at the end of whiz. Right now. Right. Right now, you know, like I couldn't, I could not give a fuck what happened to a president. I'd be fucking like, I'd be fucking like, I'd be going all the way up and landing no one I'm going to hurt myself.

Like the office, like the office of the presidency means so little to me. It's crazy. It's, it's hard to even imagine a world where like anyone would have thought that that was like a compelling thing to like, oh my God, the president's been kidnapped. Yeah. I hope they save him. I don't humanize them anymore. That's the thing. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't view.

politicians as humans anymore. Well, I feel like that was, so I feel like we, so millennials were always like that, except for the, you know, crazy, the super dumb, maybe the older, older, older ones. But older people, they were fans of their president. They had their people that they love so dearly. And then they had their miniature American flags. They waved around. Then we got very jaded and we're like, these people are just, uh, they're supposed to serve us.

They're supposed to be servants. We're supposed to seem in the same vein as like, oh, like you're your manager of McDonald's or something. Like, you know, you're, you're, you're doing. your job to to serve the customers essentially. You know, because without the customers, obviously there'd be no job. Sure. So the government is supposed to serve the people where there are taxes pay their pockets.

And then they're supposed to do what we want. And then somewhere along the way, somewhere on the right, it got intertwined with like religion and it became all like like. It's always, it's always been religion. It's always religion. Well, I'm saying like more like say when people like there, there's always. the cult of personality. That's why like Bush was popular. Obama too, yeah. But like say, and of course Obama, but like,

I don't want to just purely blame it on religion with like because it, say like Romney didn't work. McCain didn't work. But they're all like super fundamentalists. I'm like, oh, I love Jesus and shit. I think the big problem came, it became the intertraction where we made businesses like people. I think that was the huge problem where like businesses started being able to like involve themselves in a way

where like, there's always been like, what does it call, lobbies and bullshit like that, but when corporations got way to involve with politicians, way, way, way to involve. Well, you just, I know,

I know what you mean. I, when people were able to do extremely large donations instead of just like small, like individual donations, like, oh, you can only donate like $27 or whatever.

Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, of course, the money in politics, but beyond that, right, beyond that, just like how people even get duped into worshiping people, It's fascinating

I love my president Right It's like they get so like You get so mad when you like say something negative Like I just saw a post of a guy He got so upset about People were criticizing that the DMs are going to change And it's like gonna be called X chat or something

Oh what? It's gonna be yeah so like Oh on on Twitter So it was like Dexterito or whatever He really can't stop fucking things up He keeps doing stuff and people are like What does this mean? Like what is this? Why are you adding more shit?

It's such meaningless changes Who cares? Who cares? And I saw this guy Like I fucking He was I have it pulled Like I have it right here Because it's like why do you feel this way towards anyone you didn't like fucking

This guy responded to someone that was like What does this mean for the DMs? Like is it gonna like are they gonna get rid of my old messages? Like that was the criticism Right. Of like what's gonna happen? You think you have more brains than him? You think a person running a big company

And other big companies of the world And the engineers working on it? have not thought about this and you exclusively have know your DMs won't be deleted you retard like I'm like what is wrong with you dude like why are you

That's such a ridiculous thing to say too because like there's plenty of examples of big companies doing shit like that Of course And by accident or not Like it's just what do you mean And this person remember when the PSN was down For like a month

Right And people lost a bunch of shit Well remember all the how many Dude I finally I had to close my DMs Because I like to keep it open Because every once in a while There would be like a listener or somebody, this guy was asking me advice about,

like I had a wedding ring. He was like, oh, you mentioned what you got and stuff. So I gave him some advice. And I'm like, I feel bad because I'm like, well, I can't. He sent him a photo of like a ring pop on Amazon. A pop of a cock or a cock. Cracker Jacks. A cock ring.

A cock ring pop is crazy work. So like, it's a ring put it on. So it keeps the, because the cock ring keeps the blood flowing. So it keeps the blood flowing. And then there's a. candy thing at the top that like bashes against the clit oh shit when you go back to eat

yeah after you're done I think I just had a I think I just had a billion dollar idea you did put a ring pop on your penis a really tight ring pop though you gotta put it up when you're not hard yeah it needs to be the thickness of a pencil

so it's thinner than an actual normal ring pop yeah but it's for your penis but it's for your penis putting on a thin ring pop is crazy can me can we somehow get that in the snark tank dot shop? Of course. Of course we can. I'm your merch manager. Kingston's dad.

Oh, I want to put something out there. So there's actually a handful of people that were inquiring about certain things, especially managerial stuff. And like there's, Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York,

talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications, they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your

podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low,

listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I think, I don't know, we haven't talked about this in a long time, but I think there's like a miss.

understanding of what we need from as far as like a manager goes not just like a random person that's just oh i'll manage your stuff no it's like no someone who has insider connections to like the pot like you know like if you had an agent right exactly the agent has connections to get you to get into certain roles and industries and the uh uh look uh hooked up to certain networks so like if we had a manager would be somebody like that and um i would see like some uh emails and like oh like let you know like let me give you a shot also we would happily pay someone that does that we would have like we it be so much easier it's the it's a job well no like we would be happy to have someone do that as well I'm more or less trying to elaborate yeah of course because like

it's like not like I don't I didn't even seem worth just didn't even seem worth just saying yeah of course of course we would pay like no actually come help us and for like for nothing in fact actually come help us in fact in fact isn't that Daily Wire crumbling? It's not doing well. Isn't they having like a bankruptcy thing? It's not doing well. I know that.

I haven't followed up if there's bankruptcy. I think I were hearing. I love the idea of Benchapel. By the way. How the fuck do you, how do you fuck that up? Oh, easy. See, like,

first of all, they poured way too much money into it. Oh, yeah. And then, uh, let's make a snow white movie. You fucking stupid. Dude, let's make kid cartoons.

Let's make multiple movies, spinning millions upon millions of dollars, paying people way too much. Remember, Stephen Crowder turned down $50 million A $50 million contract. Fucking idiot. Meaning that he understood that like, oh, somebody like Jordan Peterson is probably making way more. And so he's like, no, I'm worth more than $50 million. I'm like, dude, 50 million. Are you fucking, are you in? Like people want to say, I have seen some people say, oh, they're all grifters on the left. And I'm like, where's the money? The only one fan to have money are fucking fan funded.

Like Casson. Oh, one of the big. streamers gets donations subs like oh it's subs and then the fucking on the right Daily Wire has a fucking oil tycoon that pours hundreds of millions of dollars because he has billions

Yeah yeah but they think George Soros Is that somehow yeah George Soros Dude if you look at because you can see Who he donates to yeah yeah And like it's small time comparatively Like say for example The Wisconsin The Wisconsin race of the

That judge the Supreme Court thing Sure where fucking Elon Musk spent 26 million. I think George Solos put in like 3 million or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's like, but they never, you know how like,

their news is disingenuous. They never do side by side comparison. And then you watch fucking like a sinner left or left the Jason news and they're like, well, let me show you both and you make up your fucking mind. And then so. Sure, yeah. The funny, you know what's funny?

Like, that's why podcasts like Midas Touch are blowing up and shit right now that are like anti-Trump podcast. And you're now seeing people that would normally make fun of like dumb slack jawed rednecks in places like Wisconsin or places like Ohio or whatever

going to their town centers with their stupid hillbilly accents and they're like mad and saying Trump's a fucking tyrant he's acting like this and I'm like yeah nigga where have you been but good for you that you're finally saying it now meaning that they're actually like they're like

they turned off Fox and they like started listening to other stuff because Fox is still saying the same thing. Oh, masterful gambit with the tariffs. You've done a brilliant job. It's me. Kinsen's dad, Fox contributor. I think he's done an amazing job. It's the art of the deal, son.

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everything I had, which was nothing, and I left, but like, whatever. That I really don't like you. I really, like, there's not about you, I like. Aw. Aw. That doesn't make me feel so good. I'm sure. You want to go to Papa Johns?

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My Fox contributor check is going to come in any day down. Even though I agreed to do it for free because I love them. Because I love them so much. Oh, my God. Why would this be... That's better than my dad. That's crazy. This man, this monstrous murderer,

fucking big game hunter is better than my father. Aw. Aw. There's something about the awe with that voice. It's funny. I don't know why it is. We should, uh, should be one of the other. questions? Yeah, let's go to questions because, yeah, nothing really has all what happened to

Bernie rally when people were like Free Palestine at the Bernie rally and they got kicked out and Bernie was just trying to give a speech. People were like, I can't believe Bernie couldn't even say free Palestine. It's like, wait, he said it? No, Bernie didn't say it. People were saying a kid, but you couldn't say free Palestine. Oh, people were trying to get him to say. Yeah, it's like, you haven't heard him all the times from speaking about how that thing should be over immediately. Yeah, I mean, I don't remember that part. Look, you don't remember that. But Bernie is definitely better than the vast majority of people in Congress, right, that are on that issue. However, it's not, it's not exactly what, you know, we would want. It's just like, oh, stop the madness because

when people talk about two state solutions, just, um, Benjamin B.B. Netanyahu has to explode before anything like that could ever happen. That's a problem. Yeah, yeah. People said that back in the day about like, South Africa, where they're like, there can be, we can't, coexist. The reason why they kept their apartheid going on because the spooky blackers are going to kill all the white people here once we free them, right? And then like, you know, now they're all living. It's, you know, there's problems, but it happened. So first you need all the propaganda just to explode. Somehow, you know, like they're a birthcake cake. It got lit on fire and there was dynamite right there on accident and they explode. You know, something. It happens on their own volition, something. And then we can talk about real solutions. But right now, yeah, niggas. Don't know about the struggle. Oh. You feel me? Yeah.

Get your guns. Move to Vermont. Kill bitches. That's what he said. Stay away from bears. He went to downtown L.A. And he had an hour speech just talking about bears. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was so traumatized by that one altercation. He's actually torn to shreds at the fucking, at the speech. He can see his heart. He can see his heart a little bit. He's like, he's been so. thoroughly eviscerated and hasn't received any real... Like,

like, the left half of his body is standing and the right half is like kind of peeling off like string cheese to the right. Do you remember what Dante looked like? It is, you know, with that thing exploded on his head. Oh, yeah. And then, like a third episode or whatever. Yeah. Like he's just fucking God, but he's not. He's like, get away from the band. Listen, the best. Did you finish? Red Devil?

Uh, yeah. I just felt felt like a cock tease to me. I think that the whole season was great. I just think I don't like how it ended. I like the episode. I don't think the ending was like a massive cock tease. I'm like, what the fuck?

It was really good though. That's why it bothers you so much. I thought it was actually great. I think it was like almost as good as season one. But I think it was just, I think it was almost good season one. Oh, right. Wow.

I'm happy for you. I just didn't, like. I felt like there was nine episodes and, it felt like this is the mid-season. Like, so I was like, oh, cool. I guess next year. I didn't like the fact that, I don't know, I didn't, the same problem happens to me every single Marvel IP where there's this one character.

There's no way only one character to be active at a moment like that. There is a blackout in all of Manhattan, and you don't see the other heroes doing anything. Sure, you do. It's insane. It drives me up. I feel like, look it. I wanted to blow up.

I was like, there's no Spider-Man. They even mentioned him. He's there. They mentioned him throughout the series. Right. He didn't get mentioned. Did they mention him? He mentioned at least one time.

I don't remember that. I remember him and be mentioned one time. They were like, there's a boy. There's a kid out here in a spider suit saving people. There's a mass. There's a devil, the guy with devil horns. They talk about the white tiger also. They talk about Daredevil.

But yeah, they said it in that way with wearing it like a spider or something. Yeah, but dressed us a spider. And I'm like, they exist. This is insane. no one's just those moments like where So look at We understand it's just like Deadpool

Deadpool you know Since he fourth walls He he always like in almost every fucking movie He's been in He always has to point out that Oh everybody's not here Because of the budget You know he always makes a joke about that

And because we know what it is So to me it's like I understand that Put a web in Put somebody getting web somewhere Is that better than Just just Just like a web cameo is better than nothing?

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it's your happy place but in the moment where things are active not seeing anyone else be there is what bothers me. Maybe he's doing something else that's what makes Marvel comics great to me in particular is that they all exist in this world together Right, but you're watching a live action thing

With like money and shit Like I know I know See that's it look at I can I can you know me I'm the guy that fucking bitch is about contravance a lot But I know I There's no way up it's like watching a horror film I know I'm gonna go into it

There's gonna be riddled with bullshit It would be silly of me to go in And be really upset At something like that That is just it's too much And it upsets me because it was And it's still reality you got to understand.

Tom Holland being in that, that's a lot of money. It's not going to have. That's what I'm like, you go into it knowing that you're like, I, you, we all understand how silly it is that there's,

the crossover isn't there when there's so many superheroes in New York. But in 97, it's a limitation of the media. Everything was happening and you see Captain America and Iron Man with the president and you see Spider-Man being like, you know, something's really wrong. Right.

You know, that is what Marvel is supposed to be. Yeah, but now imagine. Yeah, that's a drawing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but I'm not paying Tom Holland's $50 million to show up for three seconds. This would be the options you have, Kingston.

You pay, they go, they waste all their money on cameos or they get random actors and pretendants, though. What would you like? What would you put a random dude in a suit? You'd rather have a random dude in the suit? And it's Tom's voice. Or like an impression. He's not even speaking. Him not even speaking.

Him just waving people up. Yeah. See, look, I. Them mentioning it, I think, is cool. Because clearly, yeah, like I said, there's so many superheroes in New York. There would be people around. It's just like,

there's people getting aired out by the cops and Spider-Man's not helping at all. That's insane. I think it's so funny. That's insane. I mean, I think it's just funny that like, I mean, how would he know realistically? Like, he has the,

he has a police scanner. Like, these are all things that we've already seen him has. Yeah, but he can't know before it happens. You know, something has to go down. Literally, it would be like, Oh, there's a huge. huge blackout in all of Manhattan. I'm a super hero.

There was a huge blackout in Manhattan in 2003. There was no real reason to think like it was a fucking crate. It was like, oh, it must have been a power out of it. Yeah, but in that, in that. You know what I mean? In the context of the world where. No one was like, where's Jesus to save us from the blackout? But this is not the same context.

The same condies of like, if there's a huge blackout in a Marvel universe, I think the heroes are like, hey, let me go patrol. I oppose there. There's a huge blackout in a Bronx, New York. In the real world, the conference. I'm gonna be like, ah, it's not my problem. I'm gonna let people die. I see what you're saying.

Look, you're, it's like it's a thing. I feel like every gay, but it's what you're saying. I think every single person. It's a con book fans problem. Yeah, I think every single person that goes on and watching the live action stuff understands that though, right? See, from my perspective, I go into something, and I get caught off guard because maybe I'm thinking that's what happens to me.

Like, when I go into knowing that that's how it is, I'm going to have to ignore that why is there no other people? coming, even like later on, like, oh, it's just, it's just the recurring characters, like, oh, oh, she called me to save you. You know, the lawyer lady called me save you. And I was like,

all right, you know, there's nobody else. That Frank? He didn't even do that that much in this season. I love our, I love our, your whole thing about like him just genuinely being insane, pop and perks and shit. Oh, he was tripping.

Ooh, red. Buga, boogah, booge, red. That's funny. He was, he was killing the fuck out of people. Why did he clean himself up? Huh? Is there, so are they going to do another daredevil season that's going to enter, sorry, punish his season that's going to intertwine with that because I am curious to why he clean

himself out. I'd be surprised why they're like, why did you? No, I think, yeah, I did it for you. But I'm like, no, nigger, why'd you do it? I want to know. I think he likes Karen. I mean, that's the thing. Oh, so he presented himself to be like, ooh.

He got, he was murder. Hey, bitch. He blew a cop's brains out and they showed. I was like, yo. His head jumped off his body. I killed the police baby yesterday, Karen. Oh, bugabama. Police baby.

Start spitting. Like fucking a Tasmanian devil. He starts pulling things in. Things start moving toward him a little bit. That's what's going to happen because wasn't he? He walks in the other. room and it's just a bunch of boxes with question marks on him. He's like, finally. And he spins around and breaks

on. Whoa. Did he? He didn't get away from those people, right? He gets out. It's hint that he gets out. Oh, he did? I don't even remember that. He grabs that cop's hand and snaps it like a toy.

The fact that they, wait, letting we're getting into spoilers territory for the show. From people who care. I couldn't. I don't know, man. I thought it was really good. I really, really enjoyed the season, though. I think it's a half measure. I think it's easily like the... I don't think it's bad or I think it's easily the worst season of the show. I don't think it was actually bad.

I don't like season three really at all. Did you finish it? Yeah. I watched three again. It's really good. I watched three again recently and I really, but I will say, well, yeah, it was okay, but I like, I liked it. It's on par. To me, it is like season three level where I'm just like, all right, I guess we're doing this.

I loved everything with Hector Ayala. I thought that story was cool. I think Matt losing his mind was done better in the season and any other season by far. Sure. That's what I think of it. I think the idea,

I think he should have killed somebody at the end. But I think that's going to happen season two. I think that's the point of season two. I think that's the point of season two, hopefully for me is that like now it feels like very, the first series kind of felt like, it felt less so as it went on, I guess. But like the first series felt to me like,

oh, this is like separate. Like this is distinct. I like this. But then, As soon as they're like, oh man, we got, we have to get, oh, wait, wait, the Avengers are here also. Like, they're out there. And it's like, okay. I, I hate the connectivity of it, actually.

Like, I think, I think it's the worst part of these shows. I love it when it's done well, but it's just never done well, unfortunately. I don't think it, I don't think it's ever really been done particularly well outside of the movies. I feel like when you have shows like that, it's just like, no, keep it. I don't need, I don't need Daredevil to exist in a world where fucking Tom Holland is Spider-Man. It would be better. It makes no sense to me. If it was a different Earth, it would be better.

Yeah. It just, it would be better just to, like, not have to even deal with that shit. I, I think, like, dude, Darryneville and Sheeulk was fucking embarrassing. It was silly. Oh, they had a can. He was in that show. Oh, I didn't even watch it. And because he's, and because he's, like, in that universe now, like, they wrote him so fucking horrid.

Like, I just, I, it was so bad. Did he like, it was so bad? Did he, like, a slapstick? Did he fall? And there's, like, a audience. Damn near. No. No.

No. No. Did you watch it? No. He was still himself. He was just, he was beside someone else. Kingsen, you have been inundated with this stuff for too long to see what's in front of it. Chris, I disagree.

I think he was still very much so himself. It was just that he was beside another character who was a different vibe. Well, no. And I think that's what helps these characters succeed. And because that shows a different vibe, they can't do the, like they don't cross. Like, you can't have Punisher. You can have Punisher hanging out with freaking, I don't know, with Kamala Khan. That's what I'm saying.

Did that happen? No. No. I mean, I was like, I was like, they all. But I think that's what makes Marvel comics so awesome is that that all exists together.

I think that's what makes it as a world. I think it introduces a litany of problems that wouldn't be there if that wasn't the case. I think the MCU falls because of the fact that they haven't been staunched about there being different vibes. So when someone steps into a place where someone else is, like if Spider-Man steps into a place, an interaction with Daredevil, it's going to be more grim. You know, it's going to be more noir-esque. But like the idea is that if Spider-Dilv goes on the Spider-Man side,

depending on whoever is the leader of the show, of that situation thing, they have to work for that. And I think Daredevil does work for that in the movie he was in with Spider-Man. I think he fit, you know? He was a lawyer in that moment. He wasn't having to be Daredevil going, like, solving cases. So I think it works at that moment. But when you have moments where it's like,

if you have fucking. Let's say Kamala Han with Punisher and Punisher's like just not get people out and being like nicer than he normally would be a not cursing and killing people. Then that's when the dustbusiness breaks itself. Because this character inherently is not being what he is. I just think from my perspective it looks like why in a world with all of these things that happen. Why the fuck would Daredevil be doing anything? Because he still contributes to the world. He can't.

But he still clearly does it. He can't really meaningful. The only reason he can meaning. to that world is because they don't have the budget to pay for the actors who realistically would be dealing with this shit. I disagree. Matt Murdoch is a fucking insane level ninja, a killer, and he can, he's a lawyer also. There are aliens.

I mean, yes, and he still has a point to prove in that part of the world. Do you know what I'm trying to say? No, I 100% get it. And it's why, like, say, for example, Hawkeye and Black Widow when they're dealing with cosmic shit. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. And I think, I think they can deal with the fuck out. They can deal with it to a certain degree. Right. They like, they shouldn't be like, them like, them fighting the chatari is like, look, they could kill them because it's already relatively regular, but like I'm not having Black Widow and Hawkeye fight Thanos. Obviously.

Right. That's not the place that's supposed to be at. They can still help. They can help with like the ground tools and stuff like that. But they were not dealing with people like when Black Black Widow beat Proxima Midnight in the fucking movie, right? I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Why is she? What is happening? I was, so I bought the, the Avengers game. It was like two bucks. Oh, it was like two bucks.

Oh, the Squared Enix. Yeah. It was Square Enix. They did that, I think, right? Did they do it? Yeah, it was great. They did it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They did the Guardians of Galaxy one too. Okay, so that was pretty good. So they both did. They got it was mad fun as fun. Yeah, that was a good game. I liked that a lot. I played maybe one or two missions of this because in the first mission,

it was fun when I was doing some Hulk stuff. And the Iron Man was pretty cool. But the boss is Taskmaster. And I was like, I'm Black Widow. And I was like, all right, man. I was like, I, taskmaster is like, he's, he's O.P. Like, you can't, like, I can't. Like, the fact that I'm, I'm fucking Black Widow, which I know she's really good.

I think Whittle could fight him. I don't think Woodrow would beat him in a fight. Widow would not beat him. I don't think she'd beat him. She could kill him. Well, I think she could kill him. In a sniper. Yeah, I think she could murder him, maybe.

She could be like, oh, but a boom, shoot him in a gutter or something like that. Yeah, she could stuff like that is, and I think stuff like that is supposed to be fine. I'm fighting this dude as I was like, I was just like Earths and Mighty's Heroes and then I do Black Widow and then I'm fighting Taskmaster and I was like, God damn it. Yeah. Because I'm like, it's tax. It's he, he like, I was just like, I wonder if the developers understand who this guy is. You know what I mean? And how dangerous he can be.

It just, it's just weird. So it was just like, eh, get the fuck out of here. I just think the interconnectivity, like, causes a problem because, like, every time, if I know things are connected, I'm always wondering, like, where's this person? Where's that person? Sure. What does that person do? Like, why is this person doing with this threat when this threat feels more like something

that this person? Like, why would, if the Green Goblin was attacking New York, why wouldn't Iron Man be there? Like, why would they leave it to Spider-Man at all? Like, it makes no sense at all. No, you're absolutely right about that. Most of the time, things like that don't get to the grand scale that other people get involved, right? Because of the fact that there's- Why do you get to- Because, look, look, look, there's so many things going on often, right? Like a lot of the times where, like, a bigger things

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and she replies with a low Listen So we sat there Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet Can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place

Most villains aren't completely retarded That's like let's go Try to bomb a building right now When all of the Avengers are in earshot Why wouldn't the Avengers deal with Kingpin? Why wouldn't Spider-Man deal with Kingpin? Why is it up to a blind man? who flips a little bit.

Like it doesn't... And why would Daredevil feel like he could do anything in a world where that... Well, Spider... It doesn't make... It's so crazy. It's the reason why Batman exists in the world he's listening to, right? Because there's the juxt position, right?

I also think that's crazy. Like, I just always... I like these characters specifically as isolated characters. I think they work best that way. But the thing about DC, though... Because it makes the most sense to me. The thing about DC, though, they're way more spread out. That actually makes a little bit more experience.

I agree. In Marvel, everybody's in New York. That's not. The problem. Maybe Scorpion is in Mexico or something. The thing is this, right? Like a lot of heroes, they deal with small-scale problems. Like, Spider-Man deals with small-scale things.

I know it's supposed to be neighborhood. A big problem they made with Spider-Man is that made Spider-Man have to deal with big-scale things and that's a fucking huge problem to his character. Remember they got the Sinister Six and I'm like, that's like Avengers level stuff. Well, the Sinister Six, they were attackedly directly attacking Spider-Man. I know, but like... At that point, you get the Guardians of the Galaxy involved when the fucking Sinister I give it to me, but the idea of like when Venom, right, when incarnatress came into being, right?

He was the problem. He was the problem throughout New York and the Fantastic Four and Captain America got involved. They were like, yo, someone's ripping and running, murdering people throughout New York. So that'll get them involved. A lot of times when, like, bigger things go on, like, when there was the whole, like, fucking alien god from fucking space, that was the Venom thing, right? Venom was like, yo, where are the Avengers? And Miles, like, they're fighting the celestial someone other side of the planet. they can't be here right now.

So they're like, fuck, it's us two. So it's venom and then this small black boy. And they're like, we'll try. Like,

oh, no, sure. They get pulled to and obviously. She's on the other side of the universe or something. People get pulled to

do stuff, you know, and I think that's what happened. I get it. It's too sandwiched in New York, dude. I get it. But like,

it's been four seasons. Because there's also a There's nothing a single time in four seasons? No, especially. Spider has been fighting for four seasons? Straight.

He's not been home at all? At all. Especially now, especially with this moment, which is like, this is a city problem. This is like, this is like actually the whole city. That's a New York city problem. This one is like the whole city. Everyone would time is like, all right. This is dumb.

But that wouldn't be, I wouldn't be thinking about that if they weren't connected. If this was just Daredevil, I'd be able to. Because then you could throw people in. You know what I mean? It's like, okay, Punisher. Okay, cool. He's real. Oh, what does that mean?

You know what I mean? Yeah. Instead of just being tethered to other people's creative decisions and other people's thematic like, oh, what does this mean for that character? It's like he's been on this journey, but we want him to serve this purpose. So we're going to devolve him a little bit so that he works. I mean, you don't have to do that, but that's what happens. That's what happened to do that.

But you don't have to happen. I think it's just a natural kind of consequence. We 100% have to, like, to enjoy these live action shows, you have to shut your brain off to that going in. Because you already know. You already know that is a stupid thing. When I was watching those CW shows and the League of Assassin shows up, and I'm like, what the fuck's Batman? He's got like the biggest beef with them And then he's not there

And I think And I think it's possible to make moves To make moves out with us people knowing I still think about Gorilla Grod Coming like going back in time to kill Obama That's great I still haven't I keep hearing about it

And I'm like I need to go back I need to go watch it It's probably on Netflix Or wait it's probably on a match Probably not on Netflix Nothing's on Netflix anymore You're right about that Yeah I got to go Max

Because I keep I know who this has been brought up multiple times And I keep getting shocked again I'm like oh my God I haven't seen it. I have to go watch it. It's way stupid than you. It's a way stupid than you think. Oh my God.

Giant gorilla is trying to kill me. This gorilla has it in for me. This is pretty wild. Let me be clear. I don't like, well, I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't. It's okay. I shouldn't even say what I was about to say. There's a lot of things we shouldn't be saying. That's okay. I'm going to go grab my tan suit and run out of here.

I love, man, I love it. I always be somebody that loves the connectivity of things. I think I love I wish my dog was here I love I love breathing world already he's not even a born dog yet he's a concept

he's a concept hanging over a bob shoulder It was bow one Yeah yeah This is Bo one man Yeah Two it would be like three probably It probably

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E screech compilation Oh my God that what that guy just said E screech compilation yeah what is that so Chris Barnes used to sing for accountable corpse

he's in a band called six feet under Chris Barnes the Spider-Man actor oh my God that's Christopher Daniel Barnes well you know but still it is the same name

first or last that's crazy and I didn't consider that yeah but no this guy so for some reason in his older age he started incorporating these screams that are

it's the letter E, it's, I can't even do it. Like, E, like, it's, it's, it's, there's compilations of it. Hell, yeah, I love E, man. Dude, it's crazy. Like, the music's all good. Great vowel.

It's all good. It's all good. And then he's just like, oh, ugh, uh, E, e, and you're like, this is hurting me. And like,

it sounds like, can I say something? That sounds sick. It sounds like I'm, I'm, I'm being hyperbolic. And I'm not. That's the thing.

That's crazy. Can you play it? I really have no idea. I will play. I can't even imagine what that sounds like. I will play this song that went viral called the noose by Sick Feetunder. But I want to crack my word like an egg. Okay.

Oh, I already pulled it up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. You had that shit ready. You were listening to it yesterday. Hold on. Goes into his history. It's the last thing.

He doesn't have to scroll to reach it. Oh, I was sorry. Hold on. Where's the E? Hurry up. Here comes. That is. That is such a brutal transition.

There is genuinely no finesse in that at all. That sounds like a fucking YouTube poop. It is, there is a viral. Oh, by the way, I sent that guy the original video that he was looking for. Oh, you sent it to him? I said it to him. I didn't know. He doesn't follow me, so I don't know.

But like, it's there. So I don't know if he's listening. You reach out to him. Let him know what's sitting in his inbox. Jimmy, Jimmy D. At least I know him by Peterman guy. But that's crazy. That's nuts.

Yeah, it's everybody, it sucks because he's such a nice guy. Like, um, but we feel, I feel bad for making fun of him, but I'm like, how could I not? That's such a, no, that's, that's, that warrants it. Yeah. It's just too crazy. Chris, anyway, Chris Barnes, East Grish compilation of Road. He says, real talk. Are you guys starting to wonder if it's safe to express your political opinions?

Call me a pussy, but I'm kind of getting to the. point where I don't want to talk about it anymore because I'm legitimately afraid of being sold into slavery in El Salvador. Stay safe. Um, so it's less safe than it used to be for sure. I will be a little bit honest. There's a, uh, there's probably me five percent of me because, uh, I, uh, I recently released a song called Kill the Oligarchs, right? Um, it was a part of my like, death metal trademark thing. Yeah. I was like, oh, I'm doing this dumb side project. And there's a little slight part of me. I'm like, you know, if one of Elon Musk, because, uh, Oh, I also use this art that shows Elon Musk's head getting blown off while he's doing it.

Now you're just doing yourself. You're just, well, you're playing basketball. I also, I use the clip of him who's saying, I am become meme and then there's a gun cocking right after it. Because like,

fuck that. Yeah, fuck him. But anyway, I was just thinking 95% I'm sure I'm fine. But one of his, one of his sycophants, right? One of his simps,

what did they send it to him? And then he's like, I don't, I don't like that. I've got to rape. I've got to rape Derek where he stands. Because like he is petty enough. He is, yeah.

To where like he might try to fuck with somebody. So the one thing is I'm like, okay, you know what? Let's not push it any further. Because I was going to promote the song a lot more. I was going to make a YouTube video and some shorts and stuff. And then I'm like, you know, I don't want to. I'm not going to test this. Sure.

And I would never, if Trump didn't say, yeah, yeah, we're going to domestically send. people to El Salvador. Now I'm like, oh, wait, I should kind of chill. I should, now I am actually, there is a legitimate fear because most people, just even a month ago would be like, you're tripping, you're being silly. You know what I mean? They're like, you're fucking overreacting. Now I'm like, nope, now I should chill. I should behave. I don't know. I'm of the mind where it's just like, the way that I feel genuinely is just like, look, man, I'm, I'm Puerto Rican and Native American. Of all the people who would deport me, I have the most right to be here so they can fuck off. Like, I don't know. I'll get into a shootout.

out over this, over this shit. You try to take me? Go ahead. Fine. Whatever. I don't care. The plane closed people. What are you going to do?

Kill me and like make me not pay taxes anymore? Oh no. Yeah. Fucking. Well, that's the thing. If you don't mind going out in a blaze of glory like that, then you have nothing to worry about. I really, yeah.

I don't, um, to me, it's just like, I don't, it's really, what really upsets means the plain closed dudes with their faces covered. Because I'm like, no, I want, I want people to see ice with badges and uniforms taking them. Like, these people are fucking cowards. Yeah. They're taking people. there's people being like, are you guys kidnapping these guys?

Like, no, we're police. Like, how fuck am I supposed to know this? You have no badge or any identification that you have fucking these unmarked cars and shit. And to me, I'm like, no, don't be a coward. Stand on business. Be in your fucking pussy-ass outfits. And then have people molotov you, you know, and shit. Because that's what happened and turned.

Because that's what's going to happen. Yeah, I know. Because I'm seeing real rural Christians that are like, I understand Jesus' team. teachings and they're deporting the people that we're supposed to be looking out for. You know, like the meek and the fucking like the poor and shit and like that. That's how you know it's getting bad, man. Yeah. I'm seeing these rednecks are like, damn, what are you doing?

That's, it's un-Jesus like. And I'm like, those guys are going to throw Molotabs after a while. And, I mean, I'm here for it. We'll see. We shall see. Uh, pu-p-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah. Uh-huh. Kill them all.

Uh-huh. That's pretty good Kill them all, Maxie Maxie Max, Kill him I think the 30 anniversary this happened actually

It's me, Max Oh, they released it Well, Kingston's dad Kind of sounds like Pete Holy shit Oh, I didn't even think about that He kind of sounds like Pete a little bit There's a little bit goose

Pete's more like this It's a little more like More gravely More grumbling, more grumbling But like there's a Pete's more like Hey, it's me Pete Hey Goofa

You wanna you wanna fuck my wife Goof Have you seen that video? What? No, what is he saying? You've never seen that fuck thing? I don't know how you didn't see it. I saw it from like Zach and Lyle in them.

But they told me to think about freaking. With the milkman coming in? No, that's a classic. That's great. Grab my ears and fuck my butt. No, it's the thing where it's like he offering goofy to like fuck his girlfriend.

And he'll watch. He's like, yeah, yeah, but goof we're swingers. Goof, we are. We have fun, you know, and Goofy's like, what? Well, coat my lungs and spay my rectum.

He's like, I don't really want to do. Dad! Don't do it, Dad! Maxie? Maxine's a grown woman now, Maxie. What do you say? She has needs. She has needs.

The almost like stunted silent D at the beginning of needs. That's pretty good. She's got needs. Needs. I can't do that voice. That's hard to do. Yuck! Are you taking care of Roxanne, Maxie?

As if you don't, I can show a real man. That is not appropriate at all. Can you imagine having that conversation with your dad? Holy shit. Jesus, I'm glad I don't have a dad for shit like that. Oh my God, I'm about to, I'm close. I'm about the goof. I'm about the yuck.

Yeah, I'm about to yuck. I know someone has said that for sure. Absolutely. I read the goofy voice actor does it Is he still here? Suck my dick Can we get cameos with that, dude? Oh my God, that'd be amazing.

I would have him say the wildest. If he won't do it, I'll go to Brock Baker. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

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Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer. afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Because, you know, he does, that he does, like, what is he? Gorse. I think he like masters in that. I think that's just like number one voice he does, right? Goofy? Goofus.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Oh, you know what? I'm gonna hit him up, hey, man. What is Gorge? Nice cock. Does Goofy have another name? Does Goofy have another name or is it's like Goofy? I think his name is like Stephen. Like actually, I think he has like a, I think I remember there being like a thing where he's like a really boring normal ass name.

What is? What is Samuel? But I could be wrong. I could be making that. It could they literally just be like a YouTube poop that I saw a long time ago. Probably like goofish. My name is Steve. Steve.

It's like Minecraft. You're your fan of version. That's why they released a They released a documentary on it Like behind the scene shit in Disney Plus Oh did they? Yeah I'm gonna I have it like cued up

This is my This is my, this is my This is my favorite goof My favorite Disney movie before I was watching I think it might be Emperor's New Groove I think But I uh I want

I was watching His name is Gigi goof That's it Did you say Gigi? Yeah George Gief the goof George that's what it was It was like his name is George Jeef goof

What is Jeefe like spell that You mean Jeff? No jeef G-E-E-F. It's like an old name, I guess. Okay. That's news to me. Whatever, man.

G-F. George Goof, yeah. I knew it was like, I knew I wasn't making that up. It was like Stephen or something. So everyone just called him my last name. No, his name is George G. Oh, wait, what? Okay.

Keep going. Character source. How about you read? No what you're going to tell us before you read. Now, why would you do that? He's transfixed by this. So his name is G.G. Goof. So it's George G. G. G. G. Goof.

But she's also been named. It's been said as G.G. G. I don't know. I guess it might be as I. I know it's a bunch of goofy. Is this fucking AI? It might be AI. Great. Triple G. And then Maximilian goof. So he's quadruple G? What are you saying? Whatever. This means nothing to me. I immediately care less. America, this is President Kingston's dad. wrote in. Yeah, let's go.

He said, Hello, Sweeney. What are you doing? Looking in a goofy. He's a cool character. Look up as, I have a picture of him where he's,

he's ripped and he has the largest penis. I believe that. Of all the things I've ever heard, I believe that the most. I don't know how to find it, man. I don't know how to find it.

Wait, you have it, but you don't know how to find? Is it like in your phone? Yeah, it's deep somewhere. I wonder if you could use, I wonder if AI's gotten good enough

that you could use a search function and that's like there's a photo I have of goofy find it in my phone in my phone maybe we're talking goofy or dog and see what happens I don't know about dog yeah goofy being a dog in itself is like a stretch beyond belief and what's up with uh him and pluto him and pluto interact with each other is a crazy idea because Pluto's a dog too yeah but like so what is up with that I think I mean it is an ancient conversation is it like it is an ancient conversation but like I do think I just think he's I think he wears clothes so I think I think he's I think he wears clothes so I think he simply must be retarded.

Pluto? Yeah. He must be just a disabled dog. I think Pluto's a house dog and Goofy's a dog person. I guess it's kind of like the difference between like... Because Mickey and Minnie have a cat named Figaro. I guess it's like they're both canines. Have you seen this?

Oh yeah, it's Pluto begging for cum. Everybody's seen Pluto begging for cum at the cum ball machine. One of my favorite pictures. The cum ball machine. That's what it is. He's just fucking, he just wants to come so bad. What a fucking ridiculous thing to wait. By the way, it's ridiculous that that's a routine that we understand that we have to do now.

Whenever Derek shows it, he's like, we've got to cover our faces so the camera doesn't focus on us. Anyway, that bothered me so much. I hate the idea of a cum ball machine. Give me a quarter. Give me a quarter. I need a cum ball. Give me a quarter. Like not even holding out his dog hand.

Yeah. He's just, bo-p-p-bow. He's just wanting. He's just in the state of wanting. Oh, man. Let me see if I can find that goofy cock. All right, go ahead. America, this is President King's dad and he says,

Hello, Sweeney, my son and Christopher, my daughter-in-law. Who are your man's in rivals? And are there any characters you're hoping they release soon? I'm personally excited for Uncle Ben. Yeah, that's right, he's coming. Whereas Ultimate is just getting shot at fucking day. Yeah, he causes like a radio.

It's like a debuff Where like his ultimate is like he gets shot And everybody around him gets too sad To fight at their full capacity I think it's a debuff Yeah Petrified man Yeah

I don't know I haven't I gotta be I haven't played rivals in a hot minute I You know My PC's been shit in the bed So I've had to play on console But I play a Spider-Man

Play a Spider-Man You play Spider-Man now I thought you hated Spider-Man In that game I played on PC So he's a different experience I think he actually works On console he can play as him too

I think he's fucking great I thought he was great the whole time I think he's extremely mobile Undeniably and it's crazy off mobile he has anybody else That's the only thing I care about I care about mobility But I play it's all about

PVP games are all about Are like so much more about positioning Than people I think understand And so like to have absolute control over that It's fucking games It's particularly like that though Like hero shooters Well PVP in general

The shooting games in general Like there's like classic shooting games there's like it's aim like obviously like in counterstrike positioning works positioning always matters but it's about aim at the end of the day if you could shoot better other people you'll do better Counterstrike is more aim yeah yeah or games like cod you know those are game games opposed to like games like heroes

positioning works a lot you don't have to be a good at aiming you just have to be able to position yourself really well be good at Spider-Man you don't need to be a good shot with his webs yeah it helps yeah but I don't know I haven't played it like bucky I love playing that's bucky because that motherfucker is a gunner and he does everything and there's like slylock something like that too but it's like Captain America

Thor Spider-Man and I don't know invisible woman Tell me why Somebody would get Somebody would get this tattooed I can't show the camera Alright That is the most insane thing

I've ever seen my fucking life So for the audience Pull that away so you're good Yeah yeah So, how'd you get there? So hold on. Let me explain for the audience. Derek just turned his phone around and somebody got a tattoo of, I believe, Drake,

spread eagle, ass hole in the foreground, stroking his erect penis. And if I recall correctly, because I did forget already in some sense. I think he's smirking. Well, he kind of looks a little like... He looks like vaguely satisfied. I'll zoom in so you can't see like anything. I don't hate it. You can't really see anything.

He just looks like meek. He just looks like he's not all there. That is such a crazy fucking tattoo. If that's a real tattoo, God bless. He looks like he's not all there. Looks completely real. Like this has not looked fake at all. Which is...

And this guy has pink slides on pink fearless slides. The dude that... he can see You're crying Because it's so funny So I So I search dog in my phone In the in the camera roll

And I was like Why did this pull the dog You can search in a camera roll? Yeah absolutely Oh it's over Oh it's over So the cool thing is you can search for It knows like so if you put in cake

It'll look up desserts In your pictures It's really cool So I put in dog But so it says Andrew just got a new tattoo Someone sent this to a

Adju Tate. It's an adjo. I just got a new tattoo. What you think, dog? That's why I have this. I fucking love that. But I can't find that goofy picture. I probably have a better chant than with chat. Oh, no, he wouldn't.

So I guess Google. I hate that chat GPT doesn't let me, want me to find like vulgar stuff. Sure. Or like once I tried to, you know, I wanted to, I wanted to see what AI could whip up for the pisser of Oz. Because I was just curious to see what it would do,

but it was like, oh, I can't do that. And I was like, fuck. I just wanted to see something. Yeah. You know, but so then I just said, can you at least give me a, a fat guy and a wife beater in boxers? He's like, no, I can't do that either. And I'm like, really?

What? Yeah, I thought that was strange. So I was just like, fuck it. I'm going to just go TLC fat person. And then I found like some guy that was like the guy that was 900 pounds. He like ate himself to death or whatever. And so I put him on. That's so great.

Just slander. But you know what's so funny, though, the, the background that they use, it's all yellow. I didn't even do that. I was like, it's like pissed. I was like, it's like, it's like, it's done. So there is an artistry to it. It was made for me. It was. It was like, why did they choose piss? They choose piss beige.

It's you going to Excalibur and being like, it's already halfway out the fucking ground. I got to take, I just got to take this sword and go do dumb stuff with it. I mean, who wouldn't? I got to sheat this sword in someone's body. Oh, man, I don't know how I'm... Oh, so I just, in Google, I just typed in goofy dick and it came up immediately. What? What is the image?

It's crazy. It's like he's posing in the mirror, essentially, because he has a phone. I thought it was venom. That is the most ridiculous fucking thing I've ever seen. Is that goofy? Is that goofy with an erect penis in a black suit? No, that's his movie. It's just his body.

And he's posing with this He's taking a selfie He's in like in the mirror I don't think it'll be able to see it Walk around with that much dick is insane Like that's being This having that much You're passing out dude

Stop it get it all right You'll send me that So I can send it to Lily randomly It's like you said that to Lily randomly Dude Having that much penis is so unhealthy You know what's crazy Why do I feel like this scenario happened?

Like maybe years ago, I sent this and you said, send this to me so I could sit it to Lily. I feel like this happened. Oh, it's like a deja vu. That's my style of thing to do. Hussey's unhorrible about Disney. Here you go, Lily. Remindance when you want to go to that park 13 times this year.

I'm going in two weeks again. Oh, my God, dude. I'm going to type in. Wow. But you wanted to. I do want to go and I'm happy. Oh, because the Star Wars. I don't need to go that often.

I really, I really don't. But this is going to be a course, is it's a Star Wars Night thing. This might be cool. I feel like it's going to be especially bad because it's going to be the day

that everybody's there. Yeah, I would park. Well, no, the tickets were very limited. Only if they're like, maybe like, yeah, you can like win some from radio stations now. Yeah,

they're very, what do you mean? How limited could they possibly be? They capped off the sales of the day for this. What, like two million? I mean, probably when everybody came.

came over after the Star Wars thing in California Adventure, bro. It was insanely backed, remember? No. You were there, weren't you? Aren't you? Present. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too

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time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

And she replies with a low, Shh. Listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place.

I mean, I was there. I don't know if I was present. Clearly you weren't. So many who were there. And I was like, this is so obnoxious. It's a different question entirely. Anyway. Let's uh the real wait

Do we answer the question? Uh, uh, he has five maids Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean It's, probably just a girl What a fucking bad asses? I would, hold on, I don't, yeah.

It was Spider-Man, but I don't, I don't really. You know, I'm not opposed to it. I just haven't felt the need. Right. It would be, yeah, it would be Emma Frost. They did some work with that character. What? Emma Frost, they did some work with that character as wild.

I was like, holy shit. I guess? They did, they did a good job. I'm kind of desensitized to it because it's like, Oh, yeah, it's okay. It's a hot person. All right. Yeah. Well, that's, yeah.

It's the same as every other one to me. That's definitely not how I feel about like, like, like, it's like, oh, boobs. I've seen them all. I'm like, no, I still like boobs. No, but I mean, like, it's, to say they went wild with it. It's just like, uh, did they? I mean, I think she's particular. I would say, I don't think most.

I don't think most, well, maybe in rivals, but outside of that, like, they, most, uh, female characters don't look that, like, thick. They're usually, way smaller. Sure. I don't know. I feel like in rivals particularly, like it's not the case. Let's not say maybe it's not like, so I haven't seen all of them. They're all bad.

I haven't seen all. I haven't seen all of them. But so in this universe, in the rivals universe is like maybe they're all stacked. Yeah, they're all ridiculous. Yeah, that's why like Sylock's second costume is crazy. Yeah. That's what got me to, uh, uh, got Chan Lee in Fortnite because I was like, well, excuse me? Yeah, that was a smart decision, man.

I think I got fucking Sabrina Carpenter in Fortnite now. They do. Isn't insane? You can play as her? Yeah, you can play as Finn and Jake, too. I was playing yesterday because he wanted me to play Finn and Jake from adventure time. Oh, that's cool. It's hilarious. Sure. That's cool.

I killed somebody with Jake and I felt to a point though. We're getting to that point though. It's almost that terminal capacity. It is almost there. We're at that level where it's just like man, what else is, like I was thinking like man, it would be cool to see like Wallace and Gromit or something. That would be sick. And they're like clay. That would be sick. They're going to do a one piece

collab sooner or later too. It's going to happen. I mean, I haven't. I wouldn't, yeah, that is weird. So when Travis Scott was a part of it, he was he, could you play him too? Or was just a concert thing? No, I think he was a concert. I didn't. No, there's a Travis Scott scene. I didn't know that. So, like, I guess Sabrina Carbender isn't that. It's like whatever. They had Bruno Mars. They had freaking Anderson Pack. There's, uh, Shaquille O'Neal.

Shaq was in it? Yeah. But he's as tall as everybody else. Yeah. Isn't that weird? So he wasn't. His proportions look like like a shrunk down check. That would just look like, I don't know. Optimist Prime. I feel like Optimus and Bumblebee were bigger there to people. No, they weren't. I think they were. They were just normal. They were probably bigger. They were probably bigger in visual, but probably same hitbox as everybody. That would be insane to do. Because I feel like they're not like massive.

They're bigger. They're like slightly big. I swear to God. To me it's like they would have to be bigger, but they're like so easier target. They just have way more constitution or defense. They have way more defense, right? It's not that kind of game. It's like everybody's equal. Oh, oh, it's exactly the same. So like that's because that was the Peter Griffin thing, right? He was too fat. So they made him the muscular Peter from the meme.

So that he would like fit in with like the, the man. I didn't know it was all the same. I thought like people would have... No, it's a hitbox thing. They have different visual dimensions, but I think it's like... This is the player character, and this is the hitbox, and they have to make sense. Is there like perks and shit? No, they don't have to...

I mean, like, you get, like, shields and shit like that. Yeah, but not really like per... It's a battle royale, but like you have to scavenge everything. Right. But like the weapons are this, so it's... The weapons are the same. Everyone's running around with fucking AK-47. So, like, Spider-Man's running around with an AK-47, fucking...

The Optimus Prime is running around with an AK-47. But Spider-Man has webs if you wanted to, though, or what? There are webs, I think. It's a weapon that you can get, right? Yeah, they had it for a while. So it's like a sandbox item. So you go and you find a web shooter,

and you're like sick, and you can use it as, you can also use it as Sabrina Carverter. Yeah, she was in the game. That's fucking. Sabrina Carb- It is kind of cool. I like what they've done with it, but it's also like a fucking fever dream.

Fortnite is so fucking insane. Yeah, it's making me feel old because, like, okay, they put in Sabrina Carbone, and I'm like, I still, only know that espresso song. I don't know anything else. So I feel like I'm like I gotta catch up.

Girls crazy popular. It's insane. Yeah. She is. I see her everywhere. I just, I'm like, she was on Disney.

I didn't know. I didn't even know that. She was after my time. Well, well after our time. Yeah. I know a little bit more about Chapel Rowan just because like. She's always giving interviews.

Yeah. She's always some, there's always a problem. Something's happening. Yeah. Oh, I wish I could. She's always saying some shit.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, girl, just go be gay and enjoy your life calculated to like oh people no people aren't talking about me I gotta like pretend to not care or something and I'm like

it's such a I don't know if it's got a nice ass I shouldn't say that I didn't know that I never looked So there's this AI thing that there's like a trend Like of uh she's a gay so I feel respectfully And I'm not gonna I'm not gonna look but there's like this thing that There's this trend because she's in the uh what do you call those fish nets and she She has a skirt on but the skirt's like too short so her asses out She's like dancing she like something touch your toes and she turns around

And then it's just AI. After that it's like there was like a like wow nobody noticed this like army of little men like it like it just keeps cutting this stupid shit. And so like, but I've seen it enough to where I was like, oh like she has a nice ass because like that wasn't the point of the video. But then like I was like looking at her and I'm like, oh, she's a, you know, plump white girl. Good for her. Except for she kind of sucks. Yeah, I don't know. At least she like I don't like from it's just funny to me. It's just funny to me just because it's so. it's such a lesbian thing to be a gay pop star and still somehow people like a lot of people just don't like you

you know like it's like i feel like people prefer either straight women or bisexuals to like straight up lesbian especially like an ell degenerous kind of thing right especially like a straight uh straight straight male right that you kind of there is something i think to a straight men hate the idea of lesbians they kind it bothers them the idea of that clearly i don't think straight men have a fucking opinion at all about chaperone so i don't know if that necessarily I think they might more than you think Because I don't think so Her existence as a lesbian

Probably offends them more Why would it? Well I would say the in-cell ones, yes Yeah, but how many of those are there? Many? Percentage-wise? There's a message fuck-dun probably The internet is compiled of

The large percentages of people Who don't make up the most of the world though Sure, but I guess I'm talking about like in the world I mean She's a TikTok person Chaperone Yeah, she's the I would be

She blew up on TikTok. I'm just saying I would wager that most straight men in the world either don't know who Chaparone is or do not care. I would say most, yeah. Like by a wide margin. If you're talking about like the normie, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Even me, like, it took me a while to even, I know,

I know more about her political takes than her music. Because you, the other day, you were singing the song. I'm like, who's that? And then you're like, Chaparone. I was like, oh, shit. Oh, hot to go. I only know how to go in that pink pony one. I know that I know the hot to go now because for some reason,

now that I, you made me aware of it. it, it plays way more than I just ever noticed. Yeah. Well, Frank Castle is singing it in the, in the, in the, in the finale Daredevil. H-O-T-O-R-G-O-R-G-O-H-O-T-R-G-O. Now it's not the time, Punisher. No, it's not the time. He's really blind.

Where the fuck I'm. I'm really blind. I'm actually blind again. Where are we? Ted once a little bit too. I would always, see, that's the thing about that superpower

to me, right? I would always be worried that I was only like one slight injury away from like losing that ability. So I would be so low key about that. Like the ability to tell

when people are lying and like all abilities. Those are several abilities. No, but like that particularly because like it just feels like one of those you know how cartoons people like they get hit and then they like forget and then they get hit and then they remember you know. Yeah.

Like like Daredevil's powers specifically feel more like that. than any other superhero that I've ever seen. Because everybody else involves like gamma radiation or like, you know, there's like some crazy fucking thing. He just fell in like a chemical. It was some dumb chemical. Yeah, but the thing that annoys me though, and they did in that,

and maybe they did it before in the comics, I don't fucking know. When his nose was clogged, he just couldn't use. That's what I was going to say, if he gets sick, his powers get fucking going to be crazy. That's what I was like, this is kind of stupid.

He also can use cheetah, kill him. himself, but like, you know, and Neddie Pry healed him. He was like, I'm done. I'm, uh, because I forgot, since I was speed running everything to watch Born Again, I didn't watch the defenders. And so when I got to season three, I was like, wait, what? What happened?

Because he was all like, a building fell on me and I'm gay. And I was like, wait, what happened? So then I watched the recap of that where like everyone died to stick and everyone just got blasted and throats cut and then building. Robbed and I was like, okay. What a terrible show. The Defenders was so bad, it's crazy. It's the reason why season three sucks.

Yeah, and, yeah. It just, man, they did a bad job with the, uh, it again, it suffered from, they got lazy. There was no passion in it. It was just like, I just throw it, hurry up. They made the main character, the worst character. Dude, Danny Rann sucks so fucking bad. It's crazy, I mean. I feel bad for that guy because that's one of those things that hurt your career.

But the makes it crazy is that Danny Rant is the cause. coolest character there. That's what makes even more insane. Not there. Out of that group of characters, even though Daredevil's goaded as well too, and Luke Cage is awesome also. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast

where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents

can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

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just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Danny Rand is a fucking white boy that can make his fist blow things up.

That is so cool. They're all pretty low tier to make. But, yeah. I think it's unfortunate what they did do them I think the New York heroes are actually by far the coolest heroes in Marvel comics like That's all of them isn't it? I was like that's like 90%

The New York street level heroes It's like from like from like I really think it's only Spider-Man and Daredevil maybe Like Daredevil and Daredevil only because of the show really I think Daredevil Luke Kate Spider-Man Moon Night Iron Fist

Moon Night sucks I love Moon Night Yeah I love Moon Night I never cared I think I think I think general he has like one of the best comic book runs Ever like his run in 2014 is amazing. I didn't get into it so cool but it's also it's just saturation for me That's true. He's about it. I think it's so cool about he's he's he's like

Got a picking choose what you're gonna read and it ain't gonna be moon night. That's kind of my problem. Oh, you should man Read a 2014 run trust me. So good. I'm sorry I'm reading I'm Extreme X-Men because I just I just well I'm so the the 2013 run The 2012 to 2013 run because like is it the one after cyclops like it's Losers, the Phoenix worse? Hold on. So I'm specifically doing it. I think I brought, actually,

I think I brought it up already. Because I, I was just more interested in, in that version of Wolverine where he's just gay as shit. Yeah. You're reading the gay Wolverine.

It's badass, dude. It's badass. He's having sex with Hercules. I think that's fucking funny. So I just kind of, I started reading that because I was like,

I didn't, I found it on accident. I'm reading comics again. I found it on accident by typing in gay Wolverine and I want to see what popped up. You know, I was like,

let's see what happened. Literally. Yeah. Let's go as my foot in Wolverine comics as one does. I love. I'm glad I'm back into my passion. I haven't read comics in the hot while. What you got? So fart hugger, Rodin. Nice.

How does one do that? He says, Hello, Monkeys. Regarding Sween's PC Convo at the end of 316, Swin needs to roll the Nvidia drivers back to the December update. And he gives a specific code like 566.36. The new 50 series drivers are famously fucking up older cars performance. Take it from a guy who was a 4070.

I'm super that's something well that I mean I guess you already saw your issue what I did what I did I would end up doing I'd update the bias of it so I to take my oh you did the bios thing yeah yeah that's why because I had to do I had to do that before my graphics card out updated the bios put everything back well I took I took my graphics out to see what was going on in the first place sure yeah and then I was like where do you do this is on my fucking cabinet though taking out the fucking graphics card has to be done inside beside the graphics card and I was like I just make to do that too I have a similar setup fucking tower so it's really

Stupid. Instead of it having the external one, like most of them have, they have the external screws, you go and you slide the thing out so you can just take that out simply. I mean, you You still have to unhook it, though. You still have to go inside. Oh, yeah, I've started going unhook it. Well, yeah, it's just way more convenient that way. Instead of it, there's just, there's always, like, I was fucking with the laptop battery and the way that the laptop battery was stored internally was, yes. And I was like, I can't fucking believe this. I'm like, I can't even change it if I want to, because I don't have a soldering gun. You know, like, I was like, what do I do with this.

That's crazy. Yeah. So, because the battery was completely dead. Anyway, nothing's ever built in the way to make sense.

That sounded like, that sounded like, that sounded like, I don't care. I just like, it made me so mad because, anyway,

I don't, I don't want to relive anymore. But yeah, you got it done. Yeah, so I'm, I wish, I think an update on,

I was wondering if an update because it was after they were like, oh, update for Blackmeth Wukong, you know, it shows in the video,

the app. They were like, or the G-Forse experience app, Because now they want you to do the Nvidia app, which is like in beta. And I'm like, no, leave me alone. But I updated it for Black Myth. And then all of a sudden I was having issues, I reverted back to it.

It didn't work. I was like, to the older version, I was like, this sucks. And I tried everything at that way, whatever. This is the main reason I hate PC. I'm never getting an Intel again. The fact that they just shit themselves is crazy. I'm rising all the way, dude. Never, never getting Intel again ever.

I'm fucking, I am rising all the way now. My Intel processor. Never go back. I have the newest one. It costs so much money. So much money to just not work eventually. It's fucking out of this world. The 13th generation.

The 13 and 14 generation are complete shit. I was looking at some of the statistics of people that were sending their shit back. It was outrageous numbers. Out of this world. It was almost 50%. Like I was like, I read that. I was like, that can't be right. I went on Amazon and I checked.

I saw the Amazon. The return rate was insane. And then I went to Best Buyer. It's insane. Then I went to the website. And it was like, the reviews were like, yeah, just don't get this. That's what made me so mad about cyber power

when they were trying to gaslight me. They're like, oh, it's probably a third party issue with you. I'm like, no, it's not. You guys try, they swapped on the motherboard. They wouldn't swap out of the CPU. They wouldn't swap anything. I'm like, would you please try one more thing? It's not third party.

Yeah. There's no party happening. There's no fucking party at all, bitch. This is you. This is your party. Help me. It was crazy. Did you have the insurance?

I have a third of three years. for mine. No, see, I fucked up because it worked right out. So I had just a warranty of a 30 days since I bought it through Amazon. It was on Prime Day. It was an amazing Prime Day deal. And that was the only reason I got it. I didn't need a new rig. But I was like, I'll give my old one to Jojo and then I'll get this one because this deal's too good to pass up. And then it fucked up right outside of the return window. Told me there was going to be an exception. They told me it was going to be an exception. Like, oh, we're going to weigh the restocking fee. that nice three year. That bitch fucking must have lied. She probably pretended just to get me to shut up. Because when they charged me, I called them and I was like,

hey, you guys charged me. Who's the lady? Where's the notes of, there's no notes? And I'm like, you gotta be fucking. There was no fucking paper trail.

Yeah, they're always told you that they even called the right person. They always tell you. They always told you someone on subway. Well, yeah, yeah,

yeah, it was me. They always tell you it's like, this call is being recorded. And then they can never find it. They can never find it when you need it. Weird. that they just couldn't find it.

Wow! I couldn't believe I got fucked and then it was my mistake. I know I've talked about it before, but it was my mistake that I didn't call out cyberpower before this happened. When I gave up, I called them out and then they're like, oh, like, you know, can we, how can we resolve this? And I'm like, fuck, I should have did this. I forgot that I have a large following on Instagram and it could have,

I could have spook them into probably remedying the situation. But I just, I just, I don't think of myself in that way, you know? I got that three-year warranty, dude. I got that three year warnings in three years I might want to replace it anyway I'm an idiot I'm an idiot

If I'm gonna buy a pre-built PC Next time if I ever do that again I absolutely will get a warrantee I just usually Because I bought a pre-built PC before And it was okay It was fine Yeah

And I had one issue With the RAM And I solved it and I was good You know eventually If something happened It's had a It was fine It was fine

In fact In fact In fact In fact In fact In fact I think when I I sold my PC back

to my, and my cousins back in Israel and they said it was the best thing than I ever seen. The best thing you've ever seen. I actually found I play Digimon with us in Israel. It's hilarious. Who? I have a digital friend that I played on Discord.

He's in Israel. How's he doing? Is he good? Well, he's Muslim. So. In Israel? Yes. How's it like?

I mean, over there, I feel like it's difficult to tell at a glance. Do people, yeah. At a glance, I feel like it's not easy. Does he like in a way that it's like obvious or no? Well. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the script.

a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Pediatric Health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.

I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents. when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar,

and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sad. there listening

that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place he looks Middle Eastern that's it okay well he's like he's from that part of the world that could be funny yeah that's like half and half over there that part of that world he's like 47 over there like blending in

he isn't he isn't like well that's a nice very tiny hat it burns does anybody ever be like what the fuck is there a goddamn tattoo on the back of your head sir is that like his I'm always like, what do you mean? Yo, why don't we moat, boom?

All right? I love Hitman for that. Like, it's so, there's something so funny about that. Dude, always think about, uh. He's so clearly deranged. I like, I like him being so unbelievably autistic that he's good at everything. I do love that idea. Like, it's magical almost.

Like, there is like an element. I mean, I feel this way about most video games, but like there's, there's, like, an element of like what you do when you're reading a book, right? Where you're like imagination fills in the details kind of thing. Yeah. Where it's like, I like to imagine, like, when I'm. There's no animations for it necessarily, but I like to imagine when he's blending in. He's actually absurdly, like, charismatic.

Yeah. He's actually, like, absurdly. Like, he's doing a really great job. It has to be. Yeah, for the purpose of the game. I think they did that in the movies. Yeah. Even though the movies were, you know.

Yeah, they're terrible. Yeah. They're like. I like him going in places. In fact. I like him going to places and being really good, but then Sonics on, he almost slips a little bit. He's like, is that miles per hour? Ew, that's disgusting.

Don't ever look at me sideways like that again. Is that Sonic the Hedrog? You know his real name is Ogreve. Agent 47 stop. I'm sorry. Yeah, he's too autistic to not know who Sonic the Hedgehog is. He knows all of his lore. He knows everything about Sonic.

That would be so fucking off. He can play the game without losing a single coin. I've got every coin I've ever collected at Sonic ever. It's probably the only game that I've ever been interested in speed running. Sonic? Yeah. Like adventure too? Because it's kind of like the...

Actually... Oh, you mean like classic Sonic? I'm too old. I fell off of... before it got really the 3d ones yeah they're dog shit games so they're bad man i heard they're fun as fuck but they're bad from it i heard i was like ah i'm good it was one of those things to where um you know some so all you had to do is hear word of mouth and people like ah and they're like okay i'll just not play i genuinely think that playing those 3d sonic games is the worst

feeling video game experience i think i you could ever possibly have wow like i really like the way that there's just no weight to him at all, the way that he just like, like, I don't even know. It feels like playing with special effects on top of a layer of something that's completely disconnected.

It's like you're playing like, almost like a PNG, right? Yeah. Where like, let's say Mario is the PNG in the foreground, but the background has nothing to fucking do with, like, what's happening. Look, that's what it feels like to be. It's just like,

why is he gliding around so fucking quick and also like so slow? Why is it so precise and finicky and jagged? I have nothing but love for those games. I have so much love of the games. I know they're dog shit. I'm very good. God bless you.

But I have so much love for those games. Yeah. I think that was like one of my first like real in-depth 3D video game experiences. The first one of the one of the first one of adventures when Shadow came out was like a moment in my life. I remember being like this is crazy. Like that obviously 64, uh, Win waker and Budakai won are like moments in my life that are like video games when they became like a real thing to me when they weren't like when they weren't just like all this thing

out of my hand was like oh how this on my TV I'm experiencing something right now. Crash Bandicoot to Budakai for me was like oh my grandma I'm going to be doing this for a long time like I could tell like back then I was like I love these playing that game around my grandma my grandmother this fucking fucking black Puerto Rican woman being like what the fuck is hat like what's going that's a hedgehog i remember that is one of memory that had in my i was like grandma he's a hedgehog and she was like yeah okay this blue freak thing he's like that's not what hedgehogs look like kinkson so not even close i've had them as pets that's not what hedgehog looks like i'm like yeah it is but it's like but

you you've grown up with looney tunes right mom uh grandma you don't you understand that like yeah bugs bunny is very real in st thomas it's a demon there where her afraid of him. It was like, whoa, huh? Huh? We had to kill them. Who, Bug Bunny's like, he would be a demon because he's, he's just like a sexual harasser. Like, his purpose of like, he would just be kissing the fucking, like, Elmer Fudd. Yeah. And he'd win. You always.

Trying to stop Bugs Bunny from fucking you is crazy. Trying to stop Bugs Bunny from getting fucked by you as a feat. Yeah, that would be. You're going to fuck him. You don't know how it's going to happen. I want to see the Bugs Bunny versus the, The Punisher. I feel like it's going to be really sad. I feel like he's going to be a really bad day for the Punisher.

I feel like it's going to be funny for a moment. And then it's going to be like, oh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's got like a big mallet. I think he'd resurrect his kids and kill his kids. Yeah, yeah. Some demons like that. You miss your son?

Oh, let's go with this one. The real deli wrote in. He says, sub-gaylorfokker and company, parentheses debate. I don't know what that means. I forgot about Gaylord Fawker. Oh, Meet the Fokers?

Yeah, I forgot about the... Or Meet the Parents? Yeah. He was Gaylord? Fawker. Like Gay-Or or like Gaylord? No, Gay Lord. Actual...

I think it was... Oh, was there a DNA or no. It was a straight-up gay lord. So Gay Lord Focker. Yeah. His name. Ben Stiller's name in that movie. It was funny the first time you hear it, you know

Yeah, yeah I remember enjoying the movie I only saw it once at the time I like those movies from what I remember Yeah Like I remember like I got I think about like I got nipples Greg Can you milk me?

Can you milk? Right It's iconic I remember that Yeah yeah He's in that He's like his Stubb dad Yeah

Yeah because Ben Stiller I can't remember It's like a really It's like a really awkward Dinner conversation He's talking about You can milk anything with nipples And he was

I got nipples Greg Can you milk me Can you milk me? It's fine. And then it's smash cuts. And then he actually starts doing it. The rest of the film, in fact. The rest of the film,

I like De Niro a lot because he can play funny really well. As long as he can play, like, a serious actor. He can play. I think he can play funny. He's like, uh, he's like, can I say it? He's like, can I say it? Oh, yeah.

Wait, what is that? I'm a movie that's from. Oh my God. Yeah, he's, he is funny. He's like, can I say it? I won't if it's not a problem. But I'll, I'll say it. And he starts saying, niggins.

It's so funny. That's like Fred Willard from Boondocks. Dude, he goes off. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Seeing the recording of it, seeing him trying not to laugh while he's saying it. Oh, is there like a proper, like. Yeah, this is behind a scene court of him trying not to laugh. And he's just like, you know that scene, right?

This is ridiculous. Fucking so iconic. I love that show. That Boondocks is a great show that people did not watch us. Is you going to give it back? Dude, it's so good. It's so good. How are you going to borrow a french fry?

How do you borrow? Is you going to give it back? What makes it funny is like it wasn't even the fact that he said the N word that bothered me. It was the fact. Like when you would say it, he wouldn't register it anymore. And that happens. That's what happens to Lily now. I say it so much it doesn't register to being a word that's offensive.

That's what happens to me. And it's really funny. I've tried not to say it around her as much anymore. I've been saying, I've been saying it too much. Such a lie, by the way. No, I've tried. No, you haven't. What does that even mean?

I haven't said that we're in front of her in like three days. I don't believe that at all. That's so much. Shut up. Do you do the same shit. I mean, I'm just okay with it. I don't want her to say it because I think it really bothered.

Well, like she doesn't have to. What happens is you slips. What happens is you slip? If you hear something too often, you slip and you fucking think it by mistake. Jojo is not. Oh,

absolutely. I really try to get her to say she won't say. Well, Jojo's a white person, so it's definitely more defense. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, I mean, sure. That's sure. but she's also, she's just, oh, self-aware.

Lily has, it's been, she's been propagandized to where she's like, it's okay. I mean, I've been telling her it's okay for years, but I'm saying. But I also like the fact she doesn't say that. I think if she started saying that it'll make me love her. I think it's just like, quite a bit less. Quite a bit less.

I think she should just say it every day, like, you know, yeah, yeah, exactly like that. You wake up, good morning, beep, you know, like just straight up. That'd rather me a lot because I like the, like the about her. What I like about her is that she isn't racist at all. I don't care what you like about her. But you read a...

He goes, subgate Lord Falker and Company. Is it just me? Or do you guys also think Marathon looks kind of me? Chris, how does it feel no bungee's days are numbered? I think they'll be fine. But I think their presentation was really stupid. I don't get why they did it that way.

What was the presentation? I think it was a big cock. They were showing us a really detailed... Yeah, it was just a really detailed... Unreal Engine Six cock. Yeah. That's all right. Is it six not out yet?

No, no, they debuted at a marathon. Yeah. Didn't five just come out? Didn't the five just come out? There was a couple years ago. Why are you questioning me? Don't, yeah, why are you questioning me? I saw it.

I saw it. I saw their presentation. It was a big impressive. And I didn't. So yeah, you're effectively. Retracing. And you saw the pulsivity too. You see the, you see the cum coming on his balls through the gland.

It was an hour long. It was an hour long kind of open form. where they just kind of went in detail to how they built this this cock in Unreal Engine 6 It's like goofies It's so much crazier than that

You wouldn't have it After an hour Just explaining it It just says marathon And it shuts off No yeah man I don't know I watched the presentation live I streamed it on Twitch

And on my YouTube channel You can go watch the Vod It's over there And the whole time I was like This is the worst way to do this because it was it literally like so they had a countdown right and they had a whole ARG building a pipe for it and then it starts and it's immediately like a live kind it's like a live show it almost felt like you remember E3 how like you'd have the you'd have the you'd have the press conferences and then in the days following you'd have like IGN or like spike and they would have people on the show floor and then like developers would come in and they would interview them a little bit sure yeah but it wasn't really like that substantive it was kind of like that for like that for like that. like an hour and I'm just like you don't need to do this live so I would have much prefer they

do a direct or something yeah but it's a it's an extraction shooter uh I think it's one of those things where it's like they presented it really weirdly but when I looked at like the other people who were like invited to play who made their own dedicated videos about like okay here's the details about what this is and like how things work I got way more into it and way more excited about it so it's like it's again one of these things where it's like people don't know how to sell their own games and it's so weird because like you're like you're You could have just did what these people did and way more people would have been interested than what they did show. It is weird that I think there's like some content creators that could just be hired.

Kind of, yeah. And be like, hey, I'll sell your game. You know, like, let me whip together the best shit that I know people get excited about and just put some nice smooth, buttery commentary over it or something. Yeah. Yeah, their presentation was terrible. I haven't played an distraction shooter since, like, I think Siege, right? Seage is not really. Siege is more of like a division.

Did you play that at all? Yeah, the division was kind of, like, it had elements of it. Yeah. I don't, look, I've played a little bit of, like, Tarkov. Oh, yeah. And I, I didn't mind what the setup was. I just kind of didn't like how that game felt to play. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script,

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Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat, and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

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She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I think it'll be good.

I'm not really worried about how Marathon will do. I think it'll do fine. I just wanted to be cool As long as it's cool Or some sort of like Cybernetic shit or magic shit Some sort of fucking Genre blending that Destiny

That Bungie does well As long as it's cool I'll give it a try Am I gonna play it hard Probably no I think I'm not gonna ever play A bungee game Really hard ever again

I gave them so much time And it's like You know what like I appreciate it I get so respect it If it's good or not But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna really devote time Into it whatever is I'll play it

I would like to have a new PVP thing To focus on Because it's been years Since I really cared about anything And Destiny just dropped the, they just didn't, they clearly didn't care about PVP for like the last several years because they were working on this.

Yeah. But like, we'll see. There's supposed to be an alpha in the next like week or two. So hopefully I get invited. I'll throw you a code. I think every invite comes with like code. So I could, I'll throw you one if I get it.

But, uh, it seems cool, but it also seems hardcore. Try to chat on my computer. I haven't tried to shoot a game on computer. I played Destiny a little. I played trials on computer. It was a fucking. fucking nightmare. Charles is always a nightmare.

Fucking nightmare. Someone was definitely cheating. I got sniped to shit. And I was like, oh, this is terrible. What are you? What the fuck is this? Okay, so let's do this. Because it's vaguely...

That's it. That's a crazy head, man. Draw. It's looking like fucking high charity. It's a dumbbell, pretty much. That penis looks insane. Is that not what your guys has looked like? like a hammerhead shark.

Yeah. Is that not? Is that weird? I got veins on my ball. You know what's weird? You know what the craziest? Riving veins on my ball? You know what the craziest thing about this is?

Yeah. Is that the opening of the urethra is not at all lined up with the shaft. That's what's crazy about that to me. I'm confused. Why I thought is, is, you're not joking, right?

I thought this is like the average penis. No, man. Mine is actually shaped. I'll draw my penis, You know, actually, the reason it's, the reason it's been hard for me to go full, go full into only fans because my dick is shaped exactly like a swastika. How would you even, I even jack off? Well, so it's crazy. So when it's, so it's kind of like four-pronged kind of, right?

Yeah. One of them is a real penis. That's the saddest penis I've ever seen. And that's the urethry. It's really big, but it's like, it's just. just shaped like this. It's so defeated. It's just like,

fuck, man. When I pee, I often pee on this shoulder by mistake because of how fucked up it is. Because it stands up. It's like, and then it is art.

Anyway. So it's that, so it's like spray ass. Oh man. I feel like it. Every morning. Two other question. Just to leave that off.

I think it'll be, I think marathon will probably be good. I'll wait to see how it is when I play it. That should be in the next week or two. I'll, I don't. I actually don't know if I'll be able to talk about it, but we'll see. Anyway, I asked the rock for his autograph.

I told him, my name is Derek. And then it cuts off. He wrote in, you got to write, you got to, you got to know about how long you have with these before they cut off. He writes in, he says, sub boyos, I had a double dip. I had to double dip and ask Swin a question due to the Wilson Fisk jokes. Oh, yeah. Sweene, there's been talks of making a blood meridian show. And many fans want the actor that plays Wilson Fiss to be cast as Judge Holden.

I don't even know what this. I don't know what any of the shit is. Since Judge is one of your favorite fictional characters next to Superman, do you feel Vincent Donofrio Fis could do the role? Is that true? Judge Holden is like the devil. No, he's not, he's a great character. Oh.

It's a Soros of some sort. The Xenomorph. It's a Soros. Vincent Nafrio could play probably anything, honestly. I think he'd be a really good choice Is the judge actually It's crazy because he's the closest human I could think that actually looks like the judge

The judge is like a monster Like he's like a fucking giant 7 foot white baby man White baby man Oh This is a great write in Iodine poisoning rodin He says what's good

Not a question Just to clarify some things regarding the alligator Encounter I don't remember The guy I fought the alligator The 14 foot alligator that we didn't believe was 14 feet. He says, no, he says, no, I did not wrestle the cater for five minutes.

I just whacked it with my fishing rod and a random metal pole. I did have a gun on me, but killing a gator out of season without a license would have gotten me in a world of trouble. That's crazy. Really? Even in self-defense? You have to like let it eat you? Yeah.

What the fuck? That's such a crazy rule. You can't for no. I understand if you just wander into a gator's like, I don't know, fucking damn or whatever it is, they fucking build. It makes me feel like this dude was somewhere where you should have been 100% 2 million percent Yeah

Well if there's an alligator involved that's always probably true right Like Imagine you're just in like a taco bell And a fucking cater wanders it and just bites your knees off And then you fucking shoot it and then you arrest you Yeah yeah Then you shoot it and it calls the police on you It caught

It gets its gator phone That is crazy yeah I've been shot by a person Get that extensive the antenna, you know, dials with its gator fucking buttons. Yeah, everything's gator themed for some reason. The buttons are shaped like little

alligators. The phone is shaped like a little gator head. And it flip, oh no, the phone is like, it's a flip phone, but it's an alligator's head and it's like the jaw, right? It opens. Yeah, yeah. And he goes like, he goes, hey, what's up? It's me. A gator. It's a gator. This is the gator police? This is the right number? Yeah. I just hate a man.

I just hate a man. He shot me. It hurts. Could you come about? Could you go about being arrested him? Of course, Mr. Gator will be there. The Gator Police will be there very soon. Pulls out his Gatorade, takes a sip. Is it? It's Gatorade.

His Gatorade is, it's Gat. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many. of us live with stomach issues, we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat.

And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC.

medication, and then at that point we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just spray breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever

a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place.

You know, Gatorade is because of the Florida gators. Yeah. Is that true? It was invented there, yeah. I don't think I ever asked the question why it's called. Like, it is, like, I remember being a kid being like, why is it called Gatorade

if none of the branding at all has to do with Gators even slightly? And then I immediately became incurious. Because I must have seen somebody playing Super Mario Sunshine or something and immediately like, didn't care. I don't give a shit. It was like water physics? Yeah, there was a brilliant gator

on the campus where the Florida Gators played. And there was like... Was he like the All-Star player or something? Yeah, he was like, not the All-Star player or something? player, but he admired the all-star player and noticed that he was always, like, dehydrated. So the Gator was like, I could

make something for this man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, he concocted this drink. Yeah, then he started a business. Yeah, he... So the CEO of Gatorade is what you're explaining to me is a literal alligator. He slithered up to the star quarterback and was like, I see you're parched.

I see your parched. And then the guy he took and he was like, that was quite refreshing. And then he screamed because he just saw a talking alligator giving him a drink. Yeah, but then he came. to his senses and realized that the opportunity in front of him was crazy. So he became the co-founder of Gatorade.

Yeah, he's the co-founder of it. The quarterback is now still the CEO. If you can check it. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, I won't because I believe you. But like, there's nothing about this. That sounds fake. But anyway, so yeah, so he writes in,

killing a Gator out of season would have got me a world of trouble. And the gun was too weak to deal any damage. any real damage anyway. I knew the gator was at least 14 feet because I dealt with large specimens before when hunting them with my father. Louisiana has the largest and healthiest alligator population on earth.

Of course it does. So colossal individuals aren't too rare. Also, the largest American alligator on record was killed in 1890 in Louisiana measuring 19 feet and 2 inches. That's ridiculous. There's apparently bigger ones in Africa. A nearly 20 foot alligator

is fucking disrupting to me. That is not a good experience. That's crazy. That almost seems impossible. 20 footer? Yeah. Like, I don't know. That's impossible to you,

knowing a wild shit that exists in the fucking the world. I don't know. It just seems like a lot. You ever seen a giant squid? Like, ever seen what they look like? Yeah, but the ocean,

like I, you know. I just... But they also live in water. I think anybody lives in water is the ability to surprise if I got to me stop now. Oh, yeah? Anything that lives in water, huh?

Yes. what about what about your cousin Lorenzo who drowned in water he doesn't live in water he died in water yeah he lived in there briefly he existed in there

and the whole time he was dying I mean you think he doesn't like talking about he's sensitive about his cousin no he's dead fuck that guy oh okay do you think like

since with like wherever you die that's how you live in the afterlife yeah yeah yeah so like if he drowns so if he drowns I was gonna make a really

fucked up joke but never mind so if he drowns Wait, so are you telling like he's reincarnated as something relating to it? Either that or the afterlife, he's just, that's where, that's his final experience. Oh, damn, he's always drowning forever. Like someone that gets hung is always being hung. Yeah.

So you're always, you're always like, that actually must be a miserable. What do you think the worst kind of thing like that would be? Probably burning, right? That was immediately the thing I thought. There's that or the sign out. So that's what hell. That's what hell is. That's the real concept of hell.

Oh, the R word? Our word is to death. Yeah, being retarded. Yeah. being a raked stiff anyway thank you thank you for the ride in

while it might feel all right you know thank you for the thank you for the clarification if you know that's if you're in there forever like at a certain point you kind of just

well doesn't it isn't a loophole then in some sense yeah so then it's not that and then all of a sudden the person gets really upset that's doing it because they're like

oh you're enjoying this I hate this oh that's interesting because like so they bring it to the HR people in hell this is no longer is torture

Yeah. That's kind of inherently the problem with hell, like from like a fundamental, like logic perspective, too? Yeah. Is that like, it's magic? I know, but like, it's magic. All right, never mind. Fucking. This magic is Jewish space magic. Of course it's fucking. Can't entertain. You can't entertain nothing. No, actually. You're like one of them people, you're like, you're like one of them women who were like, they're like, oh, I got something interesting to say. You know, I think I like, I think I like steak more than chicken. That's crazy. And you're supposed to say something. You're supposed to say like, wow, it's interesting. Whoa, that's really fucking amazing. I've never heard anything like this in my life. What are you doing?

You've changed my life forever. Explain to me like why. I don't fucking care like you like it, whatever. I think that's crazy actually. I would probably hound on it. I'm talking to women, it's crazy. Sometimes it is. It truly is.

Sometimes I'm like, what am I doing? I'm going to kill myself. Yeah, easily the worst experience I've ever had. That'll be something better than this. I've been doing a lot and that's easily the worst. You use, you, what the fuck is this? What? What happened?

Usoor? Guildmaster wrote in. It's a crazy word. Usurur. I don't know. It was hello. Hello, Puerto Lichin. Dr. Kingston and Mr. Sweeney.

Dr. Kingston and Mr. Sweeney and Derek. I don't understand what's happening. I know. I know that Sweeney has talked about his love for Dungeons and Dragons. But what about the other tabletop role-pay games? I think Chris might like World of Darkness, since you can be a monster in different time periods, such as the Dark Ages, Victorian England,

or the modern day. Derek might actually like fatal because he's gay. What's fatal? I never heard of anything. That's crazy. Is that a gay game? A gay game for gay people like you gay. Yeah, I can't tell if that's like an insult to Derek

or a compliment to the game in some sense. Yeah, I don't know. World of Darkness is really cool. It's where they get the idea of underworld. You know the Underworld movies? Yeah. Yeah. They stole heavily from the World of Darkness.

Oh, interesting. Okay, cool. heavily um hell yeah it's like vampires warwolves uh fucking uh almost said something wild mad magicians okay magicians with like people like sorcerers like that yeah really cool let me just

squash this right off the bat yeah it's not the subject matter of table top role playing games that is the issue it is it is literally the medium for me i don't like i don't care to sit in front of a table with like a bunch of like little pieces and like a little fucking bored and everybody's got like a little pen and paper and they're like keeping stats and they're like oh I wonder how fucking fearful

my fucking whore crux is and like I just it seems like such a thoroughly unenjoyable experience to me that like it's just there's nothing that really could be done to get me into it I think like I would have to have the most I would literally have to have the best game of D&D

ever even remotely possible for me to even think about doing it, for me to even have a passing notion that I would do it again. Did you do it with a table full of hot naked sluts? I would think specifically not. Oh, man.

Hot naked sluts have ruined my life. Oh, well, you know, fair. But maybe they wouldn't... The worst possible people. Would they not... It wouldn't enhance your experience because they're just like, hey, I'm playing a door for whatever.

I rolled a six. and her tits are like slapping the table and shit. I don't just sound good for me and I love D&D. Or milk shooting. I love D&D and I'd be a terrible time for me to play that too. I'd be like, why are y'all naked? What's happening here, bro? Yeah.

I'm gonna try to go on adventure. It sounds like the most autistic thing. Why are you guys naked? What the fuck's going on? I'm going to play a game. I am. I'm too easily distracted. Like I just,

I genuinely think like I need to, if I'm open to distractions like that, I think that's why video games work for me is because like I'm, I'm staring at a screen and everything that I need to pay the energy to do is there. There's never anything that's like coming in. Would you play with John Barrenthaw and Charlie Cox? That'd be fucking awesome.

I mean, yeah, for the story, I guess. It would be dumb not to. Hey, roll red. Roll red. He calls everybody red. My name's Charlie. My name's Charlie. My name's Charlie.

What are you mean? Oh, yeah, right. He's saying, my name's Charlie. No, no, no. My name's Charlie. He's still talking like Darendelville. My name's Charlie. I miss foggy.

I miss foggy so much. I'm blind. Do you know that we need a critical 20 to be able to take out this character? I forgot that Vincent Donofrio was also there. Silly of us to forget that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure there's a... Snake eyes.

Damn. Damn. I rolled the two again. I can't seem to succeed at anything today. Picks a chair up and smashes a dog to death with it. Forgive me. He grabs a cop and folds him into an origami plane and then throws him into the air. Roll.

bro dude that scene that scene was crazy what's he that was like the most brutal thing

Marvel was done by far what the end of the episode the commissioner was like do do boom

boom boom oh broke his head he got he tore broke his head

dog you see those dudes that do like masters that like tearing phone books yeah I was just like

oh he's been practicing I mean Kingman is always been strong, but like, God damn, brother. Like, it was the detail, like, I paused it. Like, the details, like, that's good.

And all those pussy-ass cops just watched. All those pussy-ass motherfuckers. The crazy thing about that is, like, you know you're next. You know, if you fuck up slightly through any means. You're dude. That guy was important. You're nothing. You know, like, you're, like, why would you stay?

I'm like, ah, no, I'm going to pretend like I'm going to do the bidding. And I'm going to go move to, like, anyway. we're outside of New York. Those little fruit cup cups. We idolize you, man. We think you're so cool. It's like, oh, y'all are so dumb. Really?

This is what you want? This is what you're into? And I do it was just like, I still love you, but God damn. You're so cool. You're making it so hard. You're making it so hard. He's shitting his pants right now.

Shitting up his own back. Yeah. shit's coming out of his eyes that is so he's dead he's a dead person he's not he's Frank Castle he's different yeah he's built he's built different I mean in season two

he was dude jigsaw had him and his homies had him dead they beat the piss out of him and then he had a second win and killed them all and I'm like he's just built different that let's just at that point I was like he's got pure white male rage and it's fucking It's so powerful.

I love it. It's so stupid. I was like, okay, I'll believe anything at this point. There's no way he's going to, he can't die. Like, he, I accept it. Keeping him alive is the most insane thing I've ever seen ever and anything ever. You shoot him in the heart and back in the head. I think if his head explodes, he'll still fight.

Like, he's been snubbed. It'll still be fighting. And he's still fighting and somehow yelling. I don't know. Blood squirking. Look at me red. I don't got ahead anymore, Redd. He talked through his

porn of his skin. It's not really... It's like echoing because it's like a bunch of like but it's like working together to create one good voice. Ruh. Stupid.

Dumbest thing I've heard of one. He says, have YMS on and talk about the hereditary take road and he says, what happened to this podcast? I'm rewatching from rewatching the pod from episode zero. Insane thing to do. Wow.

I really don't understand how people do that. I appreciate it. I've only done that with Comtown. That was the only thing where I was like, I've got to backlog this thing. Yeah, but how many episodes of Comtown were there? A couple hundred, I think. Maybe a little less, a little less, I think.

Yeah, fair enough. Yeah. Well, he says, watching the pod from episode zero, and there's a couple of them where if you guys are talking about a clip, you actually played the clip. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the script,

the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. or I'm constantly feeling like gassy.

And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach

on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen.

So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Hey, things got streamlined, man. Accept it. Yeah, I used to obsessively do this sometimes. Like, if I thought it was relevant.

But like, I don't know. It just doesn't seem like people care. Like, the issue is like I would spend so much time editing these things and no one gave a shit to the point where like when I stopped doing it or I stopped doing heavy editing on it, people didn't care. So I was like, well, what am I busted my ass for? People don't care. Yeah, that's not what people come for a podcast for. people were like That's what I would come to a podcast

Well you wouldn't That's not a podcast though It's never been that It's like you want like a long form video That is beautifully edited And stuff like that But usually people pay Well I'm yeah

I'm saying I don't listen to podcasts So that's why and that's why Exactly so I mean so the thing It's like you're they're coming for a podcast Or you're not You know it's even like say You know celebrity started getting into podcasting Over the pandemic

And the vast majority of them Were just using like their AirPods And fucking like They weren't using A they their mics were fucking god awful. Yeah. And they were still getting

so many views was at the point where I'm like people largely don't even care about the quality. You know, it upset me because I'm like, bro, like I feel like guys,

you guys have money. You guys can have the best quality. You guys can have better quality in us. You can have a fucking machine that has like the best noise canceling shit. Yeah.

Like the best noise reduction to where you don't even have to do it in post. And it's like, no, why would I do that? I'm just going to use Zoom and that's a podcast.

Yeah. You got to have a camera switcher that like detects who's talking and switches it based on that. AI will do everything for you. No, no, just Zoom and AirPods. I'm like, oh, cool. Oh, great. Great. Thanks, guys.

Speaking of podcasts. Katie Perry and her podcast, they went to space yesterday. And her podcast? What do you mean her podcast? She has a podcast? She has a podcast for a while. Or like some sort of. I mean, it might have been a talk show, but I thought it was a podcast. I mean, I just didn't know. I don't know anything about this at all. I know Katie Perry went to the edge of space, of course.

I did see that. that's really not good for a human being, but whatever. I think it's like, it's, I just think it's like, I think it's dope. I don't think it's good for it. I don't think it's care that. I don't care that she did it. I just think it's not impressive for, because it's only rich people can do it, right? Exactly. So that's why I'm like, you know, I want to do it, but it's a rich people's game.

I don't want to go up there. I feel like going up there. Absolutely want to activate something that shouldn't be activated in my brain. I would do, I would go fucking wild up there. Because I feel like it would either make me. I would start like stomping. Trying to break it for everybody. Like, you know how, like, you've ever been in an elevator and you're tempted to just, like, kind of freak people out, just jump it? The fact that you think you could, like, move a shuttle.

Well, no, that's what I'm saying. It's like, I think the people on board would know, would know, would no, would no, just as little about space as anybody else who would, who would theoretically be doing this. To the point where, like, if I jumped around, like, there's no way they went to the window. Settle down, Chris, you're making little nerds. There's no way they go up there and no one's going on. There's no way. They go over people that don't want to go on. Like, they have to go up there are people that know what's going to be.

What the fuck you're talking about? They can't go up there of people that are just ignorant to a fucking space. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Katie Perry's a fucking astrospace. No, no, no, her. She went up there with people that, like, at least someone up there knows. No, but what I'm saying, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying you might know enough, but like if so, if you're on a space shuttle in the middle of fucking nowhere and then someone's like pushing the windows and shit, you're going to have a feeling about that.

Regardless of whether or not you know. Especially the window thing. Yeah. Yeah, I would be kicking the window. I would like push off, push off the other side and plot. And then every I wouldn't use your body To clog it

Oh yeah I mean it would be him He's the first one there Then your skin Like it just flies out But your body Your body's too small To go through the things

Your skin just comes out You would just get Lightning cancer real fast And then you would die From being cold That'd be pretty cool Anyway You get flash cancer

But yeah People are shit And all over Katie Perry Because she's been making A lot of shady Decisions So Yeah she

Didn't she married The Legulus I have no I didn't know that. I don't know what I think about. Orlando Bloom? I just know that I was like, oh, she has big tits. That's nice. I don't know anything about her. What does she make to what has been so stupid? What did she doesn't? I just don't know. I just think she's not doing anything. She has some tasteless stuff. She was working with an abuser in the industry. Stuff like that. Oh, yeah. Luke something. Yeah. So there's making some bad decisions that are very anti-good person. And I think her new album was like not that interesting. Oh, it flopped hard. And she did make it really tone-deaf like like, like, uh, uh, Rosie the Riveter thing I don't know it was like this like pro woman

Yeah it was like a super tone deaf Yeah I'm a woman That was the song literally It wasn't even like a This isn't like a grifter kind of like You know the you know what I mean It's not like a fucking bench appearance like A Feminish anthem what the fuck

It was just like genuinely boring And late it was like that scene in What is it? Infinity War When they all come together and you're like Oh you're like I didn't need to see that This looks especially lame right now. Like,

you'd be better off than you. She's not. And I'm like, come on. You shouldn't have done that. Why, don't do that? I'm,

I'm a fan of the women's and stuff like that. But, like, not like that. Don't shoehorn that shit in. It just felt just show them being badass throughout the scene of everything.

Exactly. Yeah. It just like, it broke my, like, yes. It broke your immersion. Oh, look,

all the girls. It was so shoehorned in. It was like gross. All the girls. And when they fail, they're not going to take accountability. Awesome. Damn.

That's funny. Yeah gross I was like don't do that Anyway last one Last one After Marvel They were playing

I'm just a girl I mean I like that song I just like that song In general That's not the fucking point I know I like no doubt Why would you say that

I just like that song I'm giving my point I'm giving my statement I just like that song It's not Oh my god Could you play it during When she was fighting

What you call it There are a lot of songs That I love And it was just I don't like any music Yeah But like that's That's clearly not the point, man.

It was just like, it was... I only listened to fire alarms. It was like, oh, woo, go girl. I'm just... It was like, oh, man, don't do that. It was like, especially since they had the, the quartering types, they're already going to diary all over this movie. It's like, giving them just cannon fodder.

I was like, oh, this is just... I only listen to heartbeat monitors in hospitals fade. There is no way to make a captain Marvel movie that people are. You just bimbing, beep. That's the cycle. You imagine? He was like one of those videos, those TikToks. Like, hey, man, what are you listening to?

Oh, a fading heartbeat. And then they walk away and then they start playing it. That's crazy. I'm listening to Jayze's labored moans. And you just walk up. Peep. Oh. Yeah.

And then a flat line eventually or no. Yeah, the flat line, that's when you're like, no, that shit. And then he goes like, fuck, the drop on that is so good. This dude, you're like shuffling and shit. He's doing a fucking. They're all, like, he's got like a load, he's got like an album full of them on his fucking iPhone. And they're all like, they all have names. All the, all the tracks have names.

He's like, oh, man, Peter, Peter had a fucking hell of a heartbeat stop. That's crazy. So does they come back a little bit and you're like, oh. Oh, he's still here? And then flat lines again. That's so psychotic. I wonder who's the record for the most flat line. I guess that must be like, like.

Like, I would imagine three Macs, maybe, right? Hmm, I wonder, that, that's, uh, see, look it up. Look it up. Somebody's recorded that. I just, I just learned about this Austrian, uh, serial killer. Oh, you did? Yeah, so he was famous in Austria. Dude, this is a stupid, this is the thing that makes me like, I was like, oh, we're

fucked as people. Uh-huh. Because this guy, like, he, his M.O. was strangling prostitutes with their own, like, bras. Oh, cool. And he, like, kept doing it. So he, like, he did it. And then he finally got caught. He was like because he's an idiot.

And then he went to prison. He wrote a book that was like clearly about his life. It's like people call it purgatory. It's called purgatory. He told a fake story. And then he got so much sympathy that everyone's like, this guy's clearly rehabilitated. So he spent only 15 years in prison.

Got out immediately started murdering again. But like since he had so much clout. Immediately. Dude, like literally three months later. after being in prison of 15 years. That's like a good amount of time. Dude. He was good for three months.

He was good for three months. And then so... Give him a break is what I'm saying. So here's the thing. He started going to, um, to the like the brothels and the red light district in Prague, right? And the Czech Republic. And then he started, he was like an author and, and they started making films. So he was around where the prostitutes were getting murdered again.

But his alibi for being there was like, oh, I'm studying them for making films and all this stuff. So that's why it didn't seem too suspicious. at first. But these people were retarded. He started working with the police and interviewing the other prostitutes being like, what's going on? Like, do someone needs to do something about this. Grilling the police like, you guys aren't doing enough. Like what's going on? It's him. He's playing it. He's trying to play in plain sight too hard. It's him. And he was doing it hard in the paint. Dude, it was so obvious that it was him, but people just didn't want to believe it, I guess. So he went to L.A. because he was a film guy. He was like, this Austrian guy is famous. He wants

to start. So he started going on beats with cops being like, I want to to learn more because I want to do more film stuff. And he started murdering homeless people of Skid Row, like homeless prostitutes and stuff in the same way. They finally caught him like after they're like, well, yeah, we can't. His DNA's everywhere. It was the most maddening thing where I was like, we're fucked. Like we're, this happening was, it was just so reminiscent of like, you know, we asked

ourselves, how did we get here? And I'm like, it was one of those things. And I'm like, it was the dumbest shit ever. fascinating story of how like dumb people can be a guy's murdering the exact same way and he can't be him he wrote that cool book

it can't be this guy even though it was it was the same thing it could I can't it has to be a copycat or something I mean it could have been

it could have been but the fact that that guy was in the area yeah yeah it was that's a bit it took forever of all places to be also yeah

then like one of his homies dips them off. They're like, oh, the cops are coming after you. So he's like, uh, he's like 40 something at this point or whatever, 50. And then he, uh, marries like an 18 year old moves to like fucking, I don't know, some other country, like isolated. And then they find them, of course. I think he'd get married as a murderer. He's just, well, dude, they just, they just, doesn't that stress you out?

Well, you, I don't understand how people could do that that level of crime. Yeah. Because like, I would be stressed out forever. Sure. But I think you just realized how insanely stupid people were. where he's like, I can't believe this worked. You know, like, he wrote a book. You just keep pushing. Yeah.

It was to the point where he started, like, working with the cops and me, and, like, you guys got to do better where there's, like, probably blood all over him. He's probably blood all over. I wonder who could have done this. Not me, not him. The chick's. It's that fucking, I think you should leave with the hot dog suit. Yeah.

It's that exact scene. That's so insane. Oh, who could have done this? The hot dog. Yeah. I'm Kingston's father. For the guy who did this. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was the guy in the hot dogs. I'm Kingston's father and I'm here too. I don't know. I don't know where all this blood came.

This is a dead woman? My son Kingston would love this. May I have her pelt? Oh, sure, Kingston's dad. Her pelt. Sure. Just goes right from the neck and just rifts it off himself. One tear the whole thing.

It's not even like difficult. It's like, This is fantastic. I'm going to make these omittance. I love this. Here you go, son. Here you go, son. A woman's pelt from Prague.

For Prague. Oh, gee, wow. That's not what I know. That's him. That's him. I got a plow. Gee, wow. It's me Kingston.

Yay. Wow, it's me king. I hope I broke to be. Happy earth. 18th birthday, son. Yay. What? 18th birthday.

Yay. Yay, gee, wow. I can't wait to grow to be just like you dad. A complete monster. I love the idea that he's aware, but he's still excited. Yeah. I know you're a demon, but I'm like, oh, I love you, Dad. I can't wait to be just like the terrible person you are.

I do what I can't. I love how when you're around, there's no harmonies. There's never any harmonies when you're nearby. That's great, son. People can't sing when you're near them. That's crazy. People, there's no harmony at all. That's crazy.

That is insane. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. I'll see in a few years, son. Farewell, son. Bye, dad. See you when I'm a grown man. You were so happy when you were little. Let's get on out of here.

What did, son? What happened? What changed? Let's get on out of here. Let's try. You blame me, son, for leaving you? Let's try and blow past 2000. Let's try and get up there.

Let's do it. Let's blow in general. I want to blow in general. I'm, I'm finally there. Before we ended. Yeah. I want to run something by you.

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Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. and she replies with a low Listen So we sat there Listening

That was the first time I learned that quiet Can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place Specifically Because I want to know The questions are getting crazy Not what they are

It's just the amount of them And we're just not getting a lot of them You know what I mean It's just it's getting impossible To get to all of them Yeah And I'm curious about I don't know if we like

Shuffle tears around if we like move it to a high Like I don't know what to do about that You know what I mean? I would say So in my in my opinion at first I was thinking our questionnaire Premium episodes was like Quote quote lazy

But I think it's kind of necessary Yeah It is necessary But it doesn't I guess what I'm saying is like Does it have to like because I looked at Sacred,

right, and what we do for Sacred. Yeah. And the questions, like the, I don't know exactly what the barometer is for being able to ask a question

or whatever, but like, it's way lower. Like by orders of magnitude. Like it's like, sometimes it'll like get to 100. We have like 300, like 200,

like 200, something 300 questions. And it's just kind of not feasible. And so I'm wondering like, how the audience would feel about like shuffling that maybe like moving that up or like maybe creating like a slightly different more like slightly more like slightly more expensive. tear for it just to

you know what I mean? Just to thin it out a little bit because I feel like a lot of people just aren't getting their shit red and unless we dedicate the entire show to questions it's gonna continue

to be a problem. So I don't know. I want to point that, I wanted to bring that to you guys as well people who are listening how you feel about it because it's genuinely not like a oh, we're trying to get as much

money out of you as possible it's literally just like I want to get to as many people as possible and I feel bad that people just aren't getting their shit red. because I'm sure there's like a lot of it but like there's not Well the way that I feel about it is like Well kind of what I just said that

We could With our premium show because you know it's in the $5 tier as well Sure We could just You know I know we're sometimes we're just like oh let's we rotate the kind of shows we do Like where it's gonna be a review or this or this or that But if they like say see by feedback if they were like we could just dedicate more shows that, you know, instead of, we know exactly what we're going to do when we show up when we do our premium shows, we're going to fucking get to as many questions as possible.

Yeah. That's something. That's also another option because the show is growing significantly in the $5 tier. Yeah. You know, so. That's the thing too. It's like, yeah, I don't know what to do. I think we, there is a potential reality where we could just like, if the audience is okay with it, where we just start off with questions and.

you know, it is what it is with at that point. We, we, we tend to have, like, fun shit anyway. You know what I mean? They also, I mean, I would say they also, you know, I imagine most of them are, they understand that, uh, you, everybody can't get the question read. Regardless, just because the show is so, it's so much larger now. So that is also one thing, too. It's like we can try as much as we can, obviously.

But, um, I wouldn't want to me, if I, you know, I've supported many, uh, people and I've never have thought like oh they didn't like I can't believe they didn't read my thing yeah fair I don't know yeah I mean I'm just opening up to the audience as well right I do want their input on it as well if I'm gonna make it if it could be that nothing changes it could be that we just like

I would start questions immediately here's an interesting perspective though about the tier thing well it could be so it's like five dollar tier you know there's a there's a chance there could be because I've been saying like we need something for the $10 tier that makes sense. That could be, it could be a, 10 or $15, whatever the fuck it would be. Sure. Insurance.

You know, insurance that, I say insurance, but also, you know, if you waste your $10 or $15, whatever it is on just, it's not being a question, a statement that's something stupid. Well, that's all you get. Right, right. But it could be. So it's like a guarantee. A guarantee that like, hey,

read your thing, but also that would be a beta because you would have been still like 200, 200. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. It could be a beta. It's an idea. Yeah. The other idea that I had again is just like kicking it off with questions immediately. And if something, if we remember something that we want to talk about, we could slip it in.

But just like starting it early would probably help too because we do do two shows a week. So like I think we could do it. It's just like the first hour is generally like not questions. And that's how it's been. But like it could be that that's just not really how it should. pee anymore. But I want to hear from you guys. So, like, please, um, uh, write in the comments, uh, in the Patreon, especially. Um, and the comments for this, for this episode, just wanted to open that out to you guys. And then, you know, with that said, thank you for your support. Patreon.

Atcom slash snark tank. All that jazz. You know where to find us. I'm going to read our, uh, $25 and up patrons now. Jesus Christ. Even this, even this is, again, it's four pages now. Let's go. Good problem to have, but. You know how to draw boobies? Uh, What do you mean? Do I know how to draw breasts? Yes. What do you mean? I just said exactly what I asked.

I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. Do you have to draw like the hips and stuff? You fucking ask. No, I don't know. Like do you have to like, do you have to draw like a part of the torso to do, to make it look like breasts completely? Or can you draw breast isolated?

I don't think you can. I've definitely seen isolated breasts before. See, that's my. mine can't picture like how to draw boobies with with yeah i don't know how to you need to convey it with the torso i think i like i like i like i don't know i like the those are good breasts they're natural you know

i need the nipples though man you gotta you gotta cap it off dude all right oh my god please read these fucking names it was so it was going it was going so well this is such a fucking ridiculous what have you been drawing I just, just drawing, man. Just drawn. We're going to read the $25.

I'm not up patrons now. This tier is going up to $500 next week. That's just joking. All right, read, uh, give me a... It needs to go, because we're... I'm trying to set up a show in Australia, so... What? What?

No, I've been saying this for like, uh, have joking. I was like, man, we got to, we got to set up a show in Australia. Somebody was saying that they wanted us to go to New Orleans. Nalins? No Orleans Who's there I don't know Somebody said

I saw somebody say like They wanted to do a meetup Oh I hope there's a snark tank meetup in New Orleans I was like Why would that happen I mean But like I mean I mean I mean

When's fat Tuesday What is that? The Dave once birthday Like the Mardi Gras shit What did you say? That Dave once birthday I mean probably Yeah

No Like the Mardi Gras shit You know Oh yeah What does that happen Tuesday I think it is like It's been so long

I don't know if those things are two separate things Or is the same thing I know next to fucking nothing about New Orleans I know that I have really good food there I've been there once Honestly like I haven't been to a city Where I haven't had like really good food Like I just feel like you're kind of

I mean depending on what you're getting obviously But like I had fucking amazing food in Vegas That amazing food in L.A. in Portland Seattle and New York and like I don't even know what like people mean when they say like, oh man, it's giving great food in fucking San Francisco. I was like, yeah.

I bet. I mean, it's a city. It's going to have like some amazing restaurants. Yeah, especially Chinese food. I want to try some Chinese food up in San Fran. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah. Chinese food.

Man, I haven't had Chinese food in fucking forever. I haven't a lot because I, and for whatever reason in my hometown, there's amazing Chinese food. And then here it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's shit. It, it's. There was one place that I liked and it was like, But it's too far for me to even attempt to...

There's one in Pasadena called a China Express that I fucking love. Yeah, China Express. Amazing. Yeah, it's real good. But it's 20-something minutes away and I'm like... Yeah, I'm not going to drive. I'm not going to Uber and I'm certainly not going to fucking deliver that. By the time it gets to me, it's going to be fucking ice.

Ice, dude. Fuck, no. I get those... But dude, like, man, those... Whenever I was... Whenever I'm home, I always like... It's pizza mostly. But then there's like the occasional I was like, I need my spare ribs or whatever.

and like rice pork fried rice there is one there is a Korean place next to the Chuckie cheese on San Fernando oh really yeah so it's

I favorite tea I can't remember something like that A Korean place It's a Korean place So it's like a very very you wouldn't know It's Korean right away

But the reason I'm bringing it up Because they have the Korean popcorn chicken Oh Like the The fucking flavor is phenomenal. Like you don't even eat because it comes with like spice levels. Yeah. I get it without the spice because it's,

the flavor is phenomenal. And their chalmain is pretty decent. Surprisingly, they have like, they have all the chalmaine, a little bit too much garlic, but it's better than some of the Chinese food places I've tried. Yeah.

So there's a place right there that the pop, dude, the pop martians is fucking. There was a place that I really, there was a place that I used to like a lot in Glendale. Do you remember where we, uh, um,

when we lived in Glendale, the, uh, you good there? I, it doesn't look like. it. Oh, he's peeling that thin layer of film off of his eyes that he forgot to take off this morning.

Yeah. He was literally trying to... The Chinese food place in the same plaza as that Zanku that was down the street. That served way too much fucking food. Yeah. Yeah. That place was pretty good. It was just called Chinese food.

Oh, it's not there anymore? I don't think so. Because I know that... I also just haven't been there. That's... That's like... I know exactly where that's at. Yeah, it's like where the Ralphs is.

With Ralphs and the... But that's the sprouts, right? No. No, it's, so it's, it's in Glendale. It's off, if I remember correctly. It's right next to Zincu's right off Colorado. It's off of Colorado and Verdugo. Somewhere around there.

Okay. But it's more towards, it's more towards, it's more towards overla. That feels like a year away of a place. I feel like that area. I haven't been there so long. It's insane. I have no reason to go over there. Ah.

Yeah. I used to work over there. When I stopped looking over there, I was like, I don't have to be here ever. You know what's crazy about that place? I haven't, I've been there so infrequently that I'm like actually nostalgic about it in ways. that I should be nostalgic about things that I've that were way longer ago but I have more experience with.

Right. You know what I mean? Like I, I think I've been to, I was in yonkers sooner than I've been in that area in Glendale, you know. Saying I've been in New York more recently than I've been that area.

Yeah, so anyway. Let's fucking get to these names out of the way. Oh yeah. Count me down. Three. Two. My little boy. One.

You soar war, Guildmaster, Kulshedra Eddras. Chris blowing his. brains out with a needler because of the Halo show. If you only knew. Racist Hokage. I'm Tom Clancy and I hate the games. I hate the games.

That's, oh, that's like layered. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's a cool one. The bassist of Weezer be like, what, but that was cool. What's with these police shooting my girl? That's, that is, why did I not think of that? We did talk about it last time.

We did talk about it, but like this, what's, he's police shooting my girl. That's fucking, I like that a lot, actually. Yeah. Good job, dude. Not bad. I'm going to kill one of the more swapping out the handy-dandy notebook for the Death Note mid-episode. Damn. I don't even think that would do anything because he just draws in it. He writes pepper. Doesn't he just draw shunit in that?

I get, yeah. Wait. No, right? The Death-duty notebook. It's like a list. Isn't it just like names? That's not his names. Oh, but he has to, does he write how it happens, though, right?

Well, sometimes he draws in it, though. Like, I know he draws in it. He does also list things. But like, is that me? Okay, I'm talking about the death note. The death note, it's names. I'm talking about the handy, fucking dandy notebook. Yes.

So. And it's just a name. It's not specific. I thought it was supposed to be specific. As the A person's first or last name. You don't have to think about them. Is that, damn,

I haven't watched it so long. I thought, yeah, but like it wouldn't, I thought he controlled how they died. No? No. No.

Oh, fuck. I. If you wrote Kingston, Jameson, I would just find a way to kill it. That's interesting. I haven't watched so long that I forgot how it works.

just have heart attack shit and rhythms become gay the usual yeah it's it's usually but the thing with the handy day notebook is like he uses that like swapping out the handy day notebook for the death note like wouldn't really do anything i don't think um because what because he doesn't write names in it yeah he only draws things and like list to objects unless like like like he's unlike all right today hey everybody welcome to blues clues we are in blues clues ha ha that's a song i guess i don't and he writes down like where we're gonna make a shopping list spoons and then all spoons go way or something? Every spoon.

Every spoon is gone. Or at least that there's the people, because you know there's some dumb-ass parents out there, so there's people named Spoon. Oh, yeah, yeah. Spoon's dead. Yeah. And then he draws a house. It's like, I mean, we're going to draw a house now.

And it's a pretty heavy. And everyone's homeless. Oh, the concept of houses died. The concept of houses are eradicated from humidity. My heart feels kind of weird right now. Oh, fuck. His head explodes. Oh, my heart in his head.

I'm having a heartache. The only thing I can explain this is a notebook that kills people when they write names written in a foreman. It has to be a northbook made him by a shinnigami. Well, fuck. Damn dog is me foreman. I hate that nigger. And that was basically the show.

I swapped the handy-dandy notebook out for a death note. He ain't even know it. He ain't even know it. When Shapiro, berserker barrage, meow, in fact. It's Emma, two rats in a trench coat, erecting a bridge over Sweeney's Gap so I can live under it like a troll, then forcing people to answer my riddles three to cross it. Nice. Riddles three.

I like that, I appreciate the fact that you didn't say three riddles, and instead you did say riddles three. You were a cultured individual, and I appreciate you, I appreciate your viewership. Do I said, I said riddles three to somebody who was like, you got you like I remember them like a cousin of mine and they like didn't get it like they didn't understand

like they were like why you saying it that way I'm just like that's so sad like I understand but like it's also like it's a little depressing with a mallet so yeah and they just

end up frying it like cast iron frying that's one of my three riddles going here's my first riddle dodge my mallet I have three rules like that's not a riddle it's not a real

you're just setting challenges for me and calling them riddles yeah It's like, all right, the second riddle. Run as fast as you can't. You better start running. Run fast as 30 miles per hour. It's not a riddle.

What is it? I love the idea of like... I like the idea of like a Batman episode where the riddler gets brain damaged and forgets what riddles are, but still is like committed to the concept. Yeah, yeah. That would be a good episode.

All right. Here's my riddle, Batman. The riddle becomes the Quisler. Here's my riddle, Batman. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, I'm the riddler. What is it? Here's my riddle. Go ahead. Who's this? And it's a picture of Carlton Banks. That's a wealthy black man. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman.

And I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a. CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give

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So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. That's Alfonso Rivera. He's just straight up he knows Yeah Rufonzo Viro From the Freshman

He win this time Batman He got to be Batman I've lost the final time I can't do this And he just fucking jumps into a fucking A fucking jet A plane's jet You know

Dude I want John Barrettthal is Batman So they're gonna They're gonna reboot Batman again There's gonna be I like Arpats' Batman so much Instead of the Batman's gonna be Thine Batman It's me

I'm thine Batman What's thine? Just the old school, old English Thine eyes, you know? Oh, I see, I see your son Old timesy. I missed, I somehow, my brain didn't Wadgett

Thine Batman. That sounds kind of sick, honestly. Whoa, look at my cape. Look at my cape. Red, look at my cape. Red, look at my cape. Very good. master why

very good very good John fernth you're doing an excellent job and this

bat man thank you so much oh buggy boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boh

he's genuinely losing his fight he's just broken he's just broken he's just broken they beat the piss out of fucking thugs

and grabs over he walked into his He broke into like a foreclosed sears. And he's like beating up the mannequins. They're never going to win this manikers. Where are the drugs?

The mannequin men are here. Where's Fisk? They're controlled by the mannequin man. The mannequin. He's a villain. Master Wayne, you've, you got to go home, bud. You've got to go. Oh, Master Wine.

Stupid as fuck Netflix Netflix's Devil May Cry is my Halo 4 I'd envy you man I wish I wish my Halo 4 was that bad Or that that fine Devil may Or that like forgettable That Netflix DMC is his Halo 4

Yeah yeah yeah So this is somebody who's probably like a real Diehard fan of Devil May Cry And they're like What the fuck Yeah I'm sure it's like I think for me For me genuinely

The medium itself The fact that it's animated Does a lot of heavy lifting for me Because there's got to be better. Because there's an entire compilation of like Halo shorts that were animated, right? Uh-huh. And they're like varying degrees of like fine to okay

to some of them, some of their good. There's one that's a straight-up dragon ball thing where it's just like a Spartan falls out of everything and he's fighting dinosaurs. And they're doing like, there's beam struggles and shit. And it's cool because it's like, it's animated and it's like this is not Halo at all.

Right, right. But like this is fun and I, you know, whatever. Okay. So to me like I look at Devil May Cry like kind of that, where it's like, all right, it's just one of these. But dude, man, if Devil May Cry was live action, I can't even explain to you how badly you would feel. If it was the same thing but live action, it would be 50 times worse.

It would be so much worse I can't even explain to you. By a country mind. Unfortunately, live up to animation when it comes to like action stuff? No, yeah. I'm just just just style. Sorry. It's just like it's just. But like when you're when you're yeah because like do people don't realize how much speed goes into like even when you're playing a fighting game. Yeah. Like look at a regular fight versus it's just it's just so much faster. Yeah. And so when people are sped up, it looks kind of weird. Like real people. It's always looks a little weird. And then and it looks so weird that they'll they'll zoom in to make it look a little less weird. So you can't see how awkward everything. It's just I'm like,

animation, you can just, you're animating exactly what you want to see. And you can have more fun with it. Like, I mean, just, there's little moments in Don't Want Cry where I'm like, I'm having fun, you know? Even if I don't like know what the fuck is going on or like care that much about it, it's like, there's moments that are there that are fun.

And like, there's no moment in the Halo show that's like, hey, what are we shooting at? You know what I mean? There's nothing like that. It's so sad. The name, did he say Halo 4? Did I miss? He said Halo 4, but I think we were like,

our conversation was more about it. Yeah. Halo 4 is like, I guess that's fair. Yeah. If the Netflix's anime is dumb. I feel like DMC the game would be your Halo 4. But fair enough. That's good.

That's good. That's a good comparison. That's another game I liked, by the way, but I also was like, that's not devilmaicry. I didn't hate that game, but it was fucking, it was definitely, I'm like, this is not. It's like fan fiction. And you're like, okay, yeah, whatever. Yeah. That's the ninja theory guy that was like, hey, what if I was Dante?

Right, yeah. Like, okay. I don't know, man. I still, like, there's, like, there's like, Hey, you fucking, there's like a demon that's like cursing all. Like, she's like this big blob of like naked tits and shit. And she's like, uh, she's cursing at Dante. And I think I think that seems so fucking funny in the game where I'm just like, it's hard for me to really hate this when it plays well.

It plays. But like, yeah, it's not it's definitely not double me cry. Like definitely not Devil Cry five shits all over it. Um, in every conceivable way. Mm-hmm. For sure. Anyway. Nelson Mandel's mutant ability to put false information into people's psyche.

that's crazy so stupid that's funny how the hell did he get fucking Mandela was the Mandela effect because of him specifically

yeah something involving him well people just people thought he was dead oh oh and people were convinced that he was dead oh okay long before he actually

he's dead now I'm pretty sure I think it's safe to say he's absolutely dead but you don't know apparently so this was Twitter news

Apparently There are some evidence To suggest that Hitler did actually Escape to Argentina I did not look into it at all because I was like I don't I just don't have the energy

To even entertain this Like does it even matter At this point It does it because like There's a bunch of Nazis That it really did so It really is the matter of like If they found out that Lincoln

Was four midgets in a trench coat You know Like that would make no difference to me At this point because it's like Who cares First of all they're all dead Second of all it doesn't change what happened really at all

and be like who cares I can't get on board of what you're saying because I would care about four midgets in a trench coat no I'm not saying you wouldn't get I'm saying you'd find it interesting you'd be like wow that's crazy but does it change anything about something less radical than that does it change anything about history at all

that like he's four midgets in a trench coat you know what I mean? How? The idea that four midgets in a tridge coat yeah but he's still but they still gave the Gettysburg address. You know? Like it doesn't matter.

Like it doesn't matter. It makes everything feel so goofy. Like, like that's the thing. Look at, look it. I, you're right that it wouldn't change history,

but then it's like in our zeit. Hitler not killing himself and being alive in Argentina is not a stretch, right? I don't think he's that much of a stretch either. Like Lincoln was unreasonably tall. Yeah, he was.

He could have only been. He was. A few short people stacked on top of each other to reach that. That is true. He could be four midgets in a trench coat. That is true. I think it was only like six, what, like six or something? No, he was, well, six, six, six, six.

Well, he was tall for the time. I think it was like six four, six four, six four. Which was fucking. So how tall would the midgets have to be to add up to that? What's six five divided by four? Kingsen, you know math. Six five divided by four is, it's like one point one five, one five seven seven. Well, I can't one seven seven.

Maybe, I don't know. One point one seven five, I think is that. Yeah, because it wouldn't be two. Because I would, yeah, yeah. So I think you're right. So it'd be like a foot and a half tall. Four fellers, basically. Midget.

Yeah, man. That's crazy. Mega midgets. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's, dude. That's not a mega midget at all. It's a mini midget probably. Well, I think within the context of being a midget,

mega means small. Like, like, you know what I mean? In the context of mini, mega means minier. Yes, exactly. No, that's not exactly anything. I think that's true. I'm gonna go with anything of this Like if you're like if you're mega sick

You're sicker You know what I mean But midd but midget You're a mega midge You're more midg insanely small Being my mega small Yeah Okay I get it

He's like a mega mid Mega mega mega means Mega midg for short Mega mid mega means I see he's cooking a little bit Mega midge dude You got it you got it I'm not Mega man's kind of a mega mid

Mega man is a Mega Midge A kid. Is you though? It says man. So like, duh. Dirk. Derek,

you've played these games. You know Rock is a kid. Mega man is not. It says, it says Rock Man, dude, dude, though, yes. I look it.

I know what I see with my eyes. Spider Man was a, says Spider-Man. He was a kid when he started. So I've always disputed that. How so? How?

Because I started off watching the animated series. When he was still a kid? Clearly. He was a kid. He looks like a grown-ass man. He may look like he's still a kid though. No, no, no.

I think he was a pedophile cosplaying as a kid in the high school. That is so depressing. And they all of them were, to be fair. Because they all looked. Instead of just admitting he might have been a kid as like a man, you'd rather go the pedophile. Because who else would be.

I adore you. Who else would be that big in a high school other than dudes trying to fuck high school? There were some gigantic niggins in my high school. There were. There were. There were. There were. There were.

There were. One of my friends, he was actually like, he was like a mega midgety. He was like a mega midge. was like really short, right? End up. But he looks like he's fucking at least 40.

Dude, he's look at people that from back home where we live that are aged. I'm like, oh, God, they aged. Some of them aged really bad. And I'm like, whoa. It's wild. I mean, I got fat, but you look like you're dead. Look like you're dying, dude. What's going on?

Yeah, people. The lack of drug abuse, I think, honestly. The fact that we stay away from drugs. I thought you said the lack of drug abuse. Oh. Oh, wait, no, that's right. You confused me. That's what I'm saying.

Wait. Is that wrong? Did I say that wrong? You said the right thing and my brain interpreted it as wrong. You just wanted to make fun of me. You were like, you're like, dumb ass. Your brain interpreted it wrong. But it was correct.

It was totally correct. And I'm like, that sounds funny. The lack of drug was, oh, wait, that's literally what it is. For some reason, my brain interpreted as like, we're going crazy. You did so much drugs that you somehow came out looking much. much better. I do think it's probably like one of those horseshoes. You know so much meth that you're like all around. Turn around looking amazing. You have a healthy blood, body weight and everything too. Whoa. All right. So we read that already. Hey, look, tripophobia scalp. You've got lickers. What?

What's that? Are we going to be? All right. Are we having sex yet? Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy.

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Skateboarding on a cyber truck? That is awesome. I have to see that. Like grinding on it and shit? It is begging to be, it is begging to be skated on to be fair like it looks like PS1 geometry like they don't want to start helping people out and putting some wax on its corners

dude just get it prime for grinding yeah I'm gonna buy a wax truck to spray drive by cyber trucks and spraying with wax hell yeah dude um that's amazing I would love to see that that's sick um if autism can say the R word then Arabs can say the N word uh

I mean I think so actually yeah because that's literally a slur for them so like yeah whatever. Is that it? Yeah. What are the comments like? Don't people who are just talking about like how it's like the tricks are.

Wait, what's the video? What's it called? What's the shit out of it? Oh. Yeah, I don't know. I would love to see that video if that's it. Snark Tank RPG demo is out at Snark Tank RPG for Link. What?

Oh yeah, I read tweet. Oh yeah, I did see that, I think. I didn't understand what that meant. Yeah, so somebody made an RPG about us and it's out. Check it out You should do a run Queen of Fap Hazard A.K.A. Kingston's mother

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He just finished guitar building His guitar building Course And he's now working at Ivan is in Japan Where she was That's a scene from I forgot what it was But she was a she had like a topless scene

And Is that L Pernell? Yeah Yeah. Yeah, I gotta do some research. I like looking at her. I don't know. I don't even think she's like the most pretty girl.

I just really like looking at her face. I think she's pretty. Like she's not unprety. She's one of those people that like, you know. She's distinctly. I like her eyes. Yeah. A lot of people would not be able to rock.

You see a lot of people with bug eyes and they look funny. But like, she's like, oh no, they work for her. It works for some people. Yeah. For sure. Like for me, Devere Wilson doesn't work. No, it does not at all. It does not.

It almost worked for you. Huh? It always worked for you. Huh? It almost did? Yeah. That's pretty crazy that you said that. You think my eyes are that bugged?

No, I'm talking about Deborah Wilson in general. Oh, I thought you mean. Oh. I thought you were talking. I was like, damn.

I'm not mean like that. Derek. I'm not that kind of mean. I saw that you're flamed me. I was like, damn. Derek, I didn't know my eyes were that bug. It's crazy that you would say that.

I was like, why? Was it? Hey. Oh, did I, am I missing the lore? Did I?

Did I? Maybe my eyes were bugged and I don't realize. Oh, Derek is on an all-star run of misunderstanding right now. I did not get enough sleep at all. That's very. I was like, oh, it almost worked on you. And you were like, that was fucking crazy.

It was crazy thing to say. That was like. I love how genuine that was. I am unreasonably tired. I'm trying to hold it together. That was like out of character. You felt like I was being like out of characterly mean. And you were like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

I thought I was like discovering something new about myself. I was like, my eyes really that bugged? I was like, holy shit. I was like, is this something like, it's not like, like, I remember one time somebody said something about my forehead. Like, this was like a long time ago. Because you don't think about yourself. You're just, you're just you.

And somebody said like it like protrudes like a bit. Well, more. And I was like, what? I was like, what? It was one of those things where I'm like, I'm not, I'm not that. I'm not paying attention to myself that much. Yeah. What the fuck?

so like oh you fucking bug-eyed bitch I'm like damn you're Kingston when he called me earlier you called me a bug-eyed hard ar I was like shit would you be friends with somebody if they when they open

when they open their mouth it was just a black void in it like there's no teeth like Vanta not there's okay so there's teeth but like behind the teeth there's no tongue like it's just a void

Vanta black void how does it speak normal it's a normal last person but like there's there's no light in them if I put something near them Wow, does it get drawn in or like... No, no, no, it's nothing crazy.

Because I want to put my head in their mouth. It's just for some reason, like... What happens? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation,

including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much,

just breaks the bar in half. and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full.

Hershey's, it's your happy place. You'll have to figure that or you'll have to ask him. I have to ask. I guess that's what you'll do, right? That's what you would do. I would have to if I only saw. Like, do me a favor.

Do this. Like, bro, can you show me your tongue? No, fuck you. I'm not your friend anymore. They get defensive. They're like, No. How about I just fucking absorb the whole plan, huh?

How about I ruin everybody? Uh, fucking curbie ass. You just see the earth bending? I'm over this, in fact. They leave, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, be my friend, be my friend. They leave and then unfriend you and then on their story,

they, they, they, they, uh, they, on their Instagram story, they, they, they tweet, a cutting out all the toxic people.

Like, damn, has that happened to you? No, what you mean? Oh, I've just seen, toxic person like I was like you know why and I was like I was just out of place what the hell did you do vaguely explain what I can't can you give like a time frame

something happened one of my friends and I happened to be in a general area of something and then me and my girlfriend got blamed morally I was like hold on hold on I don't know this is this isn't real this is not real what this is not real what this must be a what a joke right we got go to go I'm gonna go to items page right now oh the the Content? Yeah. Hold on. It can't be. It can't be because this. Oh my God. It's real.

Is it on himself? It's H3. Oh. People speculated and I was like no way in fucking hell. I was so confident that I'm like, you guys are being silly. Oh, that's kind of exciting. I can't fucking believe it's real. Well, they were homies for a while.

Ethan reacts to Idub's content cocks. So right now he's a. And then of course, Hassan's in the thumbnail too. Dude, Ethan is fucking. insane. Oh man, that's crazy. I'm excited to see that actually. I can't.

That's way more interesting than I thought it was going to be. I feel bad because I feel like he's genuinely like not all right right now. No, he's, no, I'm saying unironically he is, I'm really upset with his co-people because they are like enabling this guy's fucking like, he's so not in a good spot right now. I heard him say, unironically, Ethan Klein, that Hassan. has been harassing me. He's been trying to destroy my life for an entire year. And I'm like,

that, I don't know what to say to that because it's genuinely the opposite. It is the, it is literally the opposite. And he said, I was like, oh, that is,

as someone who is not a particular fan of, uh, has on, I don't see that being true. It's not. Like, like to say, you don't seem right to me.

Based on what I've seen. Based off of just objectivity and, oh, and me actually starting to look into it now because I'm interested. You can, Ooh, that's interesting. I'm excited. I'm excited to see it.

I can't fucking believe. I am actually, I am. I'm just curious what that's going to look like. Yeah, it's going to be interesting watch for sure. It's weird because like, so I'm assuming, this is what I'm assuming about Ian right now. He'd probably be very sympathetic to the Palestinian plight. Of course. I would imagine.

And so he probably, like a lot of us, probably, he's probably made way more terminally online than I am. But even from what I've seen, the amount of Ethan won't, admit the propaganda that he is, the pro-Zionist propaganda that he's been spewing. Like, he won't admit to it. A lot of people have debunked over and over, like, why they've explained why it's propaganda, why what you're saying is lies and it's provable lies. And he will not accept any of it. None of it. It's not like he's like, oh, yeah, I made a mistake here. I made a mistake here. Because what I meant by culturally Jewish. They want to be like, like, he's Jewish by blood and everything like that. But like, he's not, like, socially. He's more social than probably like

acting or acting, like Jewish person. speaks Hebrew that goes and where his little fucking tilly cat his Yamica. Well, I think he's been pushing that direction more. Well, he, of course. I think he used to be a little bit more like No, he wasn't in this thing. There's footage of him absolutely

diarying all over fucking a Hasidic Jews. How much he hated living in Israel. So now he's just like 180. Now he completely won't. It's like it's not like he used to be this. He completely went insane because he feels like he has to for whatever reason.

and he has in his brain. Well, it makes sense. It doesn't make sense. What do you mean? It makes sense to him to go to that more radical place because of the fact that like, why would that make sense? Well,

all the stuff that's happened involving, uh, if you was not radical at all and then to have somebody 180, I don't know how that would exist. Well, then, I think it makes complete. I don't like, what is it like,

let me, explain. Let me to my piece, right? So what happened is that, uh, what you call it? He's married us first of someone that lived there and served there for years.

So that is him being close to it than that in general before. Okay. When everything happened with October 6th is the day. Seven. Seven happened. Sure, go ahead. Very likely Elas family members of his and Eilos are probably involved in it that might have gotten hurt. Therefore, pushing him down a radical pipeline of it more.

It just, it's obvious. That's not what happened, though. That's what I'm saying. Like, I feel like. Are you sure? Can you say that confidently? I absolutely can. Why?

How can you do that without knowing? Why? Or people they know have probably been hurt by a game. I can tell you why this. Ethan is terminally online and he says, all of his business in his episodes. There's a timeline of where you're saying October 7th, I'm talking two years removed from the shit happening.

It wasn't until fairly recent to where he started to switch on. Throughout the conflict happening, he was all like, damn, this sucks what's happening to the Palestinians. He was very just your average liberal that understands this. And he was never doing any propaganda. Well, you don't, you don't think something could have got put, you don't think someone could have got into his, so it was, it was him being embarrassed by Hassan.

They had a, so this is a thing, you have to pay, like, making assumptions versus paying attention, very big difference. So people are actually starting to be like, what happened to Ethan? And so they pinpointed to when he started acting completely irrational is when they jumped on a stream together outside of their show. And Ethan got so embarrassed. And people in the chats and everybody started calling them, oh, this guy's a fucking Zionist chill. This guy's this. When that happened, he started blaming all of this on Hassan and he lost his, fucking mind. There is actually like a pinpoint. People are like, when did this happen? And then terminally online people started to search and watch him because these people are freaks. I would never do this. You know, but then people started like showing like, oh, here it is. And now he's, he convinced himself that this is Hassan's fault. And everything. October 7th. I mean, to be fair. Listen, to be fair. There's no evidence to not suggest that. Don't even, don't even cook that up. That's so stupid. I can't say.

I can't say that I know for sure that he had nothing to do it. Is Hayson Piker? He drove the boat. Did or did? And I can't say confidently. Okay. You fucking absolute. Yeah.

No, what I mean when I say like it, what I mean when I say it makes sense. It's just like I. It's not about like all that. Oh, that's a completely logical thing. It's just like people. You're not surprised. Like I could see. Yeah.

Yeah. Like I could see like being in that situation, being that close to people who are. I can see him from point eight or point B. He's around. He's surrounded by people. are deeper in there than he usually is. He's being attacked by every... It's the same reason why people get like pushed into one direction and then there's...

The white boy racist. Well, fuck everybody who's criticizing me. I've got all this love over here. Right. Why the fuck would I... Like, why wouldn't I just gravitate to where I'm accepted and, and, uh, you know... Yeah, no, you guys are right about that. Like, that makes sense to me.

Him being pushed into radicalism, especially, uh, I feel like the one thing that we always kind of miss that the key word, um, embarrassed. the people it's always the Nazis get embarrassed or this somebody gets embarrassed and they go running to that other side it's always an or it's an allegation that they're trying to run away from right it's one or the other but Ethan hasn't done anything but it's get to the point where I'm seeing the type of shit that's happening um his producer Dan uh Ethan's producer Dan since they had a problem with Noah Samson that made that video about like oh the the YouTubers that backed to genocide are they suing him well he's he's uh he's suing he's trying to sue for defamation but it's it's awful dude. I went through the actual letter that was sent out. It's awful. I'm embarrassed for what's happening because it's working with somebody who's just, it's like I wish, I almost wish,

even though I'd completely disagree with Ethan, I wish you had a better fucking lawyer. Because what the letter was sent out, so fucking embarrassing with typos and just, it's, it's fucked. Anyway, the Noah Samson thing happened.

And Dan was like, oh, so somebody contacted me. And apparently there's some kind of allegations and then like that we will discuss off and then Ethan was so excited he was like oh is it is it rape is it like he was so giddy and then it turns out it was just oh noah samson uh he's kind of a he treated me poorly in a relationship there was a miscommunication i think about infidelity i was that's all yeah nothing else happened he's like i i can't i can say i can say a million of those that's i was i don't care about infidelity it's not it is it is a moral thing it has

nothing to do with, what would you call it? Like, oh, did he break the law? Did they, like, actually harm someone? Something that you would want to do. I have had friends that have been unfaithful to something, but that's something. I'm like, well, that sucks that you hurt this person, but that is a problem that you need to work out between them to. Exactly. Nothing to do with me, unless maybe it was my family member or something. Hansen's in the video. Hassan is like in it, in it. Well, that's kind of lame. Oh, they're like in it, collabbing. Like, in it. Oh, they're collabing. Why'd you do that Oh, you did it with a video

even. You do it with TV shows. I didn't even think it was possible to spoil a fucking YouTube video like that. Oh my gosh. Are you that mad at that? I mean, I just wanted to see it.

That's so lame. I guess I'll just catch the highlights, I guess. What's the point of even? It's probably the big thing in it, right? I would imagine that that's the big kind of twist. That was a pretty big reveal.

The only thing I'll say is the only thing I say, it would have, it would have been a surprise to see it at the same time, but I know it's give it a however many minutes you need, it's going to be all over the fucking internet. That's why I just saw it. I didn't watch it. Yeah, but brother, but like, you know,

you just acknowledge that you have this problem in general. I haven't been in a while. Yes, because you've, that's because you've been hammered about it. I don't feel bad. I'm sorry. I can't feel bad. This is on the internet.

There's so little joy in this world. You'll be fine. You'll figure it out, man. You'll figure it up. I don't feel bad. This is bad. It's bad how unbad I don't feel. That's fine, whatever.

It's all good. You've never felt bad about anything. I'm sort of not. I wish it was a little bit shorter because I would like to react to it, but I don't want to. I saw the time stand and I was like, oh damn, I don't want to.

It's exactly an hour and nine minutes. Like an hour, I don't need an hour. I think it's too long. Because we're in the old contact cups, like maybe like 20 minutes or something? That's why I feel like they weren't an hour, right? Maybe 30, maybe. Because that's a, to me, that's a perfect link for me to be like, okay, because I'm, I've been stacking up content that I'm just going to start dropping on my YouTube channel to see if I can get some algorithmic stuff.

And this is perfect. Like, oh, everybody's going to react to. We can ride the algorithm wave when I'm like, an hour. I was like, I don't know about that. I don't know about this. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Ram. But, uh. Hero is Wolverine would be hilarious. I love that. Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here. Is that it? Is that what that's been? Juverine.

I wouldn't wish testicular torsion on my worst enemy. That shit sounds crazy. Testicular torsion? Do you know what that is? No, what is it? No, man. It's when you're fucking, ooh, I hate thinking about it. I think I've had that shit.

It's like, really? It's like when, when, um, when your balls not? Yeah. I think I've had that shit like, I feel like you deserve that if you get it. I think I've had that shit a few times, man like it just how'd you undo it uh you got to just figure out which way what the fuck how long

are your balls they're not that long but but i just got i dobs and sometimes it gets a little twisted don't they don't at least no no no i'm thinking of nodding i'm like it's like it goes through it no no but i've had it i've had it twisted to work because like some people have had it so bad to where they uh because i think they've wrote it the wrong way before right and then you lose oxygen and it actually kills your nut dang that's unfortunate like that's the thing because uh i remember actually I got a sick festering nut in my sack. You got to take it out. Not that long ago.

I had an ultrasound because I had a... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause

or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that It kind of helped to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon.

She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say, whatever a nine-year-old wants to say, say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I had an issue because I have a fucking, what do you call the non-benine sis? I have a sis in there. He gets in the way, dude. Sometimes it gets it and actually gets

in the way, like, it's crazy. And then my insurance were like, oh, it's not cancerous, so we don't need to remove it and I'm like but help it hurts sometimes I was like what are you talking about my insurance is like oh and I was like I've had a thing Luigi help me Luigi help you summon Luigi I mama Mia. Dude I've had a thing for the like longest time where like I think it's like like like like a lymph node here will like almost like get stuck and like almost like feel like a cramp in the lymph node and it'll it'll like pop out I'll feel it ooh and I'll be like what the fuck is that and I go to I've been to doctors for years and they're like this is nothing. I was like, it's definitely not nothing

because I've never heard anybody described this happening to them and I've also like what do you mean? Get out of here shut up I'm fuck out of it pay me right now

pay me right now I already paid the nurse No No no no no I'm coming up You know if someone hurt you Tip tip Oh a tip

Imagine tipping your doctor That we're heading there dude Yeah probably I swear we're heading there That'll be the twist Like we'll finally get rid of The insurance companies But that'll be the twist

Is that like You have to tip your doctor Oh my God. And it's still like 20%? It's the, yeah, of course it is. No, absolutely not. I don't give a fuck. I'm never tipping a doctor.

Under no circumstance. Yeah. Was you buy tinted windows for your fucking mazoradi. Why don't you just rate me? Sign this form. Oh, yes. I thought you never ask. Chris, how did you get over your anxiety?

I'll let you know. Kingston molested me in a Disney later. best room. Big meaties things your friendly neighborhood tankie Hassan Biker. Nice. I can't wait for him. Husson Parker I mean. Oh. Andy the man who's Andy's now back to S here in Forever Dandy. I can't fucking believe this dude.

Damn, we should have you a fucking Instagram don't we? Not today. Well, we do. Well, no, I can't because I... No, we do kind of. We do because... We do? Yeah, because it's since... It's for Thursday. So, it needs to come out Thursday.

Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. You gotta do it. All right. Two questions, I guess. There's so many. Yeah. 15 minute show.

Yeah. That's crazy. Jimmy Rings versus no-swil. Siff. God damn it. Who's that? Wilson Fisk backwards. Oh.

Kingston's singing my hump as a duet with his dad. My hopes. My lovely lady lumps. Hmm. You're a few times. Times who went around that, so he's going to happen like that. There ain't no hollaback girl. Kingston?

Aw. He doesn't want to say. He's shy. He's shy. He's always been so shy. He's probably wearing his Spider-Man pajamas. He doesn't want to show off. With a little booty flap in the back.

The little booty flap. So that he can shit in peace. Aw. I love you, son. You're going to pay me back for these pajamas, right? Lost it all at the Cortez. You all got some change. Gids, Obi-Wi-Wiguan.

In fact. In fact. Metal, queer solid, five, the Phantom Cock. Kingston's dad hunting the firewolf to extinction. I think you meant dire wolf. but typo. No. Yeah. Unless there's a firewalls.

The fire fucking, yeah. One of them firewalls. You can't know outside anymore because the firewolds are going to rape you. It's crazy. It's a crazy world we're living in because of the woke laugh. Sean, they're bringing back the firewalls. Oh, son. I can't fucking.

It's going to be a 10-hour show. Keep your hand on my gun. Don't you thrust a girl's bum. There's one. There's just one kind of man you can thrust that's a gay man or a homie or a homie. Put your dick on your Sugar gay I just want a guy

Put your dick in Sondy Baby Kevin Durant's feet Dicking Derek's saggy earlo busy Hot SJ One ting Me no Why

Dude a lost a version No way Don't even matter how hard You try to keep that to mind We have That's actually kind of awesome I decided I feel it would sound

Kind of sick honestly I think you should do I know time is a magical thing Magical thing That actually I think you should do that That's not about it So hard

It would be It would be You know It would be like Kind of like the Sublime kind of chord progression It wouldn't be the same chords I think I don't know exactly how it would sound

You're like Dan it Dan it Yeah Yeah Really I feel like I feel like the regular way I just feel like

Sublime is more major key you know like so I try so hard or something like that you know what I mean like it would be like it would be more bright I think yeah that's interesting someone do that someone someone someone do it a rasta one ting me not know why

me not know why man me not know why man me not know why I go fuck fuck you I'm paying my TV license bitch Mr. Pants 30 uncle ruckus is gang bang Derek that's crazy god damn got the sound of That must be fucking horrendous. Ah! Let me that.

Nigger. What we don't have? What we don't have? Who's next? No relation. No relation. Derek does rape to fucking petrified. I'm like dead in 10 seconds.

They're just rapists. He's just a... You're paralyzed? You're paralyzed in 10 seconds dead within two minutes. Yeah. For 30, Uncle. Yeah. Uncle Ruckai, I guess.

You are so paralyzed that you can't even breathe. You can't even move your lungs. He looks like a fucking suncreated in grease. Every orchard. Done. My eyes got popped out by the cocks. I'm done. Jerked my peanuts until I make peanuts butter.

Peanets puttons. Stupid. Fuck face unstoppable. Aragorn cutting out Net and Yahoo's colon while Legolas and Gimley compete over who can dome the most IDF soldier. The after. The afterbirth of pussy and Tim's. Jolly old dipshit, the ace of parades.

Chris Barnes' East Greach compilation, six feet under. I really couldn't believe that. One Celsius, two Broly boost. And I'm dogged, and I'm dogging out Emma Frost till my dick is broken. Goatman. Scarecrows in the dungeon. What was that even for? I swear I got a bung, puffo on a touch.

What are we talking about? What is scarecrow's in the dungeon? The kitchen of the dungeon. I don't remember. Is it the same thing? Yes. No, it wasn't. It wasn't that.

Okay. Oh, it was Canc Hill talking about like, Bobby, haven't you taken care of the? Oh, right. Scarecrows in the dungeon? Yeah, yeah. I forget our bits entirely. No, I can just, all I think about is scarecrow in a dungeon. I swear to God, I bump all.

I'm not. I'm not touching you. Can we pretend that. That shit's so unbelievably disrespect. Can we pretend that airplanes in the night's. guy are like giant cox I can really use a dick right now dick right now

dick right now so dumb I can use a dream or penis all wish Captain joke Erica Pee Pee Pee kind of fat but somebody got to do it

got a foot up my ass to somebody got to do it huh jerk this Pee Pee Pee off What are you doing there Dirk this Pee Pee Pee off Oh you're drawing Pluto Fawning over the cum ball machine

right? Yeah Oh, yeah, I didn't do the best job. Oh, really? I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell. Hold that up to the camera, please. Come on, it's good.

It's not that bad, is it? I need to point to Pluto because I don't think they'll know. Yeah, which one's Pluto? Which one do you think is Pluto? Out of all the stupid bullshit on here. Why are the three nipples? Where are your tits at? I can't even see them anymore.

Oh, there they are. Oh, yeah. Oh, I added a nipple because I was like, it's like total recall, except for, three tits it says it's three ariola two tits and one yeah three eras two tits and three are exactly perfect woman yeah that is so hot

I'm so gay that's that what the fuck was it was that bob like Barney Gumble it was like Bob Bobcat Goldwaite who was a real person who's there Bobcat Goldthewit he had that uh he had that

that that was his voice he was like hey everybody that was that uh yeah I know who that is okay I just met Kingston's there Oh, Bobcat Mr. Goldfoyt, I love you. I love you too, man. You're my favorite person in the world.

I do remember that guy. Yeah. Terrible voice. I can't believe you know his day. I only know it because I just happen to remember it just now. Like I would not on a normal day be able to pull that out like I've done just now. I'm also surprised. closet beetle

wearing a silly little clanhood saying gay little beetle slurs I really hate it I like the little beetle guys I hate the beetle shit There's something about the Beatles That's funny to me Sonic fans found a way to recompile X-Rexer 60 games

Bucky manga threatening to rape Bail on Trump Kingston Kingston my son I bequeath you I need that one Australian dollar Smith you the kid Bam takes a scalpel to his testy to his testy and eats the soft insides

I don't get mad, I get even I wash his clothes in my semen That's crazy Ichivan Kasugas has play Monster Hunter Post-Clarity Nut From hell's heart I come at the Star Coffee The Irish equivalent to Hercules

uses a spear called Gay Bulge Is that real? I could see that What is it? What? I don't know man I've never been an Irish person

In my life so I don't know I don't think they exist Okay Ush Surging deep inside like a violent tide tugged on by an angry moon it's blood inside my turgid

cock I want to fuck a gay butt I don't know what any of that is damn thank you for the writing though I'm sure that's a song that I should know yeah consider again that the pale blue dot consider again that pale that pale blue dot that's here

that's home that's us every saint and sinner in the history of our species lives is that a car is that Carl Sagan Are you tweeting? Probably. It's something like that way. Quoting Carl Sagan's pale blue dot speech. Yeah.

No twist at all. Just like straight up. Craig to Canadian loss? What is this? Brother used hieroglyphics. Nice. Actually. I don't even know how you do that.

It's like at the end of the, like, I don't know how you do that. I guess you would have to just copy paste it. I guess. That is. He used hieroglyphics to do lost. Nice. Or lost.

That's insane. That's cool. Creative. Nice. I like it. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Come Titty.

Snartang fans are now homeless and deported. Service agent 267. Nogiar Sirk, Eunice Mott, and Namkeb Kered. Slightly altering video screenshots of Sweeney's face to give him body dysmorbid. That's crazy.

Y'all got to watch the song Squashed Endward by Chris Lilly, who's a white Australian. He wore black face for the character. That sounds. is fucking insane. I love it. I love it. Please look that up.

Someone please look that up. Squashed N-word by Chris L-L-L-L-E-Y. L-I-L-E-Y. You looking that up? I was trying to go through my hammer over to find the most deranged memes I've got, but I look it up. Squashed N-Word. I love the clarification.

Like that's a normal thing. What do you want? Like a baking of cheese? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you looking for squashed inward? Yeah, please, thank you. Yeah, okay. I'm not somewhere right. Got it.

Uncle Ruckus' voice. Dragging damn knuckles to Bob-Byes. Stealing Sween's pelt in his sleep and moving in with his grandma to make her happy in her final years. That's fucking crazy. Slurping, stroke and smoking, joking. Drip M.H. The Lord of All Drip. Key, David, Keith, David, Keith, David, David, David, David, Keith, David, David, David.

He wore blackface in the video. I wanted to see the video. That's what to be some shit I need to see. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I want to see the blackface character. I don't care how it sounds. Or I do, but like I could also get that from the video. Obie won't you blow me?

Waiting for the swine hunting tier. I want his pelt. J.D. Vance, ferociously sucking Elon's soy boobs and then demanding that he says thank you afterwards. I say thank you. Oh, man. What is it? That's that guy? Oh, man.

Could you like a skim? Go a little bit further in. What is this? This is a bit. Bro, what the fuck is? That's a bit, right? Like, it has to be a bit. That's gotta be a character.

I mean, if it is a bit, like, I don't get it at all. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't get it either. But, like, I don't know. Squashed, N-word a term? I don't think I've ever heard that name in my fucking life. I sure as fuck happened. Yeah.

Anyway, Kremlin to... That's fucking crazy. I love how autotuned did this. Cremlin to Gremlin. Turned all the way up. No funny name. I'm just taking a fat shit right now. Have YMS on talking about the hurries.

I take Dave Grohl singing. One of my kids is not like the other one. My kids has a different mother. Bill Murray's black germ. Negrosis Jones. So dumb. Oh, my God. When I'm a fucking knit.

Oh, my God. Jamie Kennedy died. I was at the Tangerine Ninja Turtle killing Saddam Hussein. Yeah. I hate that I know exactly what that is off rip. Like, I should not know any of that. I should maybe only recognize the turtle. but like the fact that I recognize that

oh yeah that's Saddam Hussein on the ground being fucking strangled with him. I shouldn't even know what Saddam Hussein looks like. It makes sense. No, because why should I? You have that age where you definitely seen his face. I guess. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

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I guess you are. I'm a young buck. I just turned 22. Yeah, sure. Dix, Dix, let me see that. Let me see that schlong. A guy made that for me.

You created, this is your creation? Well, a guy, well, yeah, but a guy, well, so there was somebody, it's the N-word and Sega font, by the way.

Someone made it like one, and so, but here's the thing, because I was going to make real, I was going to make, I was going to make merch, but the thing is, this guy did it for me,

it was like, he ate it with his own, he was like, His own thing. Yeah, his own thing. I didn't prompt it or anything or request it. He's like, yeah, I use this, man. Yeah.

But then I was like, the reflection on the bottom, I'm like, it doesn't work. I was like, because I don't, it just needs to be the fine. But I can't ask him to, hey, could you, you know? So to me, I was like, I was just cool art, you know? No, I got you. Yeah. Because I didn't want to show up one day with a, you know, a nigger shirt. This was like, yeah, pandemic's dude.

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That's long, song, that long, long, that long, long long. It's not exactly like, you know what sucks.

I've had that fucking Minecraft song in my head. Which one? From the movie. Did we see it? No, I haven't seen it, but like I've seen like clips of it.

You see what had a heart attack during the movie? Good. I didn't know. Build a fucking life out of that. What are you saying? I didn't know. Build yourself some medicine.

Out of some blocks. Right. But no, it's, it's that fucking, like he has, like he plays, so he plays,

the movie and he like Giz black yeah yeah okay and he's like explaining them because in in Minecraft you could pour lava on chicken and cook him so he's like you ever had hot lava and chicken so he does a Jack Black thing where he just like ad lives

a fucking song and it's unfortunately like an earworm kind of really and it's in my fucking head it's really annoying no I haven't seen that la la lava chicken Steve

A lot of chicken, yes. I still don't know what that means. What happened? Chicken jockey? Yeah, so there's an enemy, I think, like a little zombie that rides a chicken in Minecraft that attacks you. So he's like pointing out, it's like, chicken jockey.

Oh, I see. Yeah. And everybody goes fucking. The last time I played Minecraft, that wasn't a thing. I saw somebody on, like, I think it was when I played when it first came out. Someone was on someone's shoulder. I don't think it is. And holding up a.

A live chicken. Yeah, live chicken. Yeah. I was like, come on. It's crazy. That was definitely in fucking. Come on. Definitely in California.

Yeah. Donk, Donkerson, Pippini brothers, Jeffrey Epstein in the Minecraft movie, be like, I am Steen. That's so stupid. The colon swinging slasher, epic rap battles of history, Casey Anthony versus the Hawk to a girl. I'm about to draw a Swin pregnant if he keeps ignoring my emails. Chris, how do we get Sween or Derrigan's summon sign or Steli?

People in the comments are always wanting it. Are they? I, are they? I don't know. I haven't seen that. But like, I mean, sure. I mean, maybe. What you mean, no. What?

What? You ain't gonna do not about that. Yeah, what am I? Well, I mean, it would have to take. More work for them. That's what I would say. It would have to take effort to be like, hey, you want to do that? And like, I know, I know you.

Yeah. Well, first of all, the idea, the idea of people wanting to do more shows is crazy to be. You know, like, I already do so much. so much so to me I'm thinking like for them I'm just like why would I thought they meant I thought I thought I thought you spent like a guest or something

yeah like you just pop on the screen what do you mean you guys do remote yeah but it's also like I don't know if you want to if you want to do you guys have never expressed interest in doing that to me so like I've never been like hey would it be cool

well I thought the idea would be like oh it would like say like uh like uh like uh what was it Collins like oh you guys never invited me on the show and so it's kind of like it was like Yeah, like we could do to hang out, do each other shows. Yeah, sure, I guess. It seems like a normal thing to do like in a, you know, like say back in the day when we, that were like YouTuber people, we would just, oh, yeah, I'm on your thing. It's fun.

We're friends. I feel like Colin needs to be in person. That's the thing for me. I feel like Colin would be, we can do an online one. That'd be fine over our camp. I would fly him out. But I would love to do an on person one with Colin because I feel like in person would be fucking hilarious with them. No, I mean, it would be good.

I feel like it's generally the rule for, for just. our stuff. I would like it. If we can do it, to do it that way. And I would hate to blow the load on like the first show with him as like a remote.

Like I just, I don't know. It's just not really interesting to me. That's a one. I'll talk to him. We'll get a more call today actually. What Colin? Yeah,

I'll get a call on a call today. Me'd be fishy. Limp Biscuits and gravy. There's a lot of people you can call, man. You guys know a lot of people. Yeah. He's far away. Like if I can at least call other people in our orbit.

Sandman. DotG. John Strickland, Mercs 1889. Rip Monica. I didn't mean to call some nigs, man.

I didn't mean to talk to YMS. Rip Monica with the emoticons going like Who else? Eric. Oh yeah,

Eric commented on it. That's right. The first church to Keith David, I want to get Jack on. Oh yeah. The first church to Keith David,

Jack's films. The first church, he doesn't. The first church of Keith David, the first church of the, the first sign of the apocalypse,

a day passes where Sweeney doesn't utter the N-word. Arthur Morgan wearing a, a rasta hat speaking in patois with dreads and eating curry goat nice that'd be insane i don't even like curry goat like that which is crazy i can't say that i've actually mcgloon kill the pincolns i don't know that would be insane i don't know what fuck that is

something like that something i don't know that sounded crazy that sounded fucking that sounded like the the four the what you know the spit compilers yeah hurt you know from Loan. Yeah, of course. You guys aren't brushed up on your marathon lore, I see. What do you mean? I know everything about

I know everything about Durandall. I've watched everything about fucking the marathon. I like how they run. You know, one thing I appreciate... One thing I will appreciate is that there's only like three old ass, like, Doom level games and no like crazy expanded universe stuff. So it's like super easy to get

into. Like, thank fucking God. Because destiny was impossible now. You know what I mean? Like I had a friend of I'd be like, should I get into Destiny 2 now? I'm like, brother. And it's not like he's like 17

and he just like missed out in it because like you know like you're just too young to see most of it. Yeah. He's like 26. Nah. Like it's you missed it bro.

Tell him it's really cool. Go home, brother. It was cool. You missed it. You were a fucking baby, bro. You're fucking dumb baby. You missed the whole fucking storyline.

I love that video. Yeah, you missed a whole fucking storyline, Bob. Imagine being born in 2025. You're fucking fucking dumb baby. Dumb baby.

You missed everything, bro. You miss everything, bro. You mean... I love... I love that accent for statements like that. You fucking dumb baby.

Ask Creed, enter anus, Blake 896. Pira's uncle chip turning into chunky salsa in his sleeping bag. Daskoopee. Hiring Keith David

to play Kingston's dad. We would never besmirch his filmography with that. I forgot about my Jared Fogel Time Machine name and wrote a question to a book club and they read my question

but not my name. My guy, if you specifically are listening to this, you got to change this. Oh, oh. You got to change your name. The book club one? Not because it's boring or anything, but because it's been cut off at the end for months. And like, you got to either have something new or like squeeze all the relevant stuff in. Because I don't know what your, I don't know what the rest of this is.

Spanish people, what the heck? Just put eight equals equals equals equals. capital D and then that squiggly line. Yeah, I don't know what the squiggly line's called. Yeah, Tilday. Is it? Is it? Fucking Spanish people, right?

It beats me. All right. Key David, yeah, yeah, yeah. Young Sweeney selling P. Diddy all that baby oil. Nicky Ziggy, Smoky's Pyromaniac sibling. Hey, Derek, you should listen to... That's not even... He's showing a fucking meme again.

That's crazy. What the fuck? He's in the same. too. He's innocent. He didn't even raise the volume so people can hear. He's innocent. He's just like He's just like that racist chick with the dunks. Learn that little girl.

Stupid. That's right. Dumb. Black. Bain word. That's crazy. Hey Derek. You should listen to Combe Christ or Coma Christ. Coma Christ? C-O-M-B-I-Christ. I don't know. I love to hear your cover of Modern Demon or heads

off. Did he fuck up and did he mean Let me, let me look at see. I have no way of knowing. So CO. Combi, it says? That's true. Oh, my God. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. Cover of what?

And bomber gay. That can't be what we? Look, I don't know, man. We're almost that four hours. I've tried so many times. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, badly brave dog the baby hunter. Atherian needs help lowering his rubbing in Halo 3. Penis.

Nafram, a Melfis one And it's wrapping out Riding out our list as always Dking Of haphazard Whoa That me had pointed out of me Like I was supposed to save you

When they said penis Like I was like No I was saying it because like I was looking at like You know You know penis Like you need a pain You were like please help Anyway we're almost at four hours

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