The Snark Tank - #318: Content Cop RETURNS

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

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I always see that actually, yeah. Yeah. Every day. Yeah. I walk around and I see these martial artists. Every day you see the martial artist doing the, you know, their pantomiming essentially. Yeah.

That gives them like chi. Yeah, they're doing a little push. It's just, I mean, that's just, I guess. You've never seen that? Not any,

like, in any real martial arts interaction. You've never seen the martial arts? I've seen like movies. I think like kung fu people, like, Kung Fu people, what do you mean by that? martial artists that are like, that's their lives.

You know, because you mean, but like, the monks that try, like, actually practice Kung Fu. Like, they're like, it's not like a pastime. It's their lives, you know? Isn't that what a life is? Because, like, because you know, there's boxers, right? Boxers, they take boxing seriously, but that's not their entire being. Oppose the people that, like, monks, that shit is their entire life. Yeah, I'm saying, I see them on the street sometimes, like the martial artist.

Yeah. Doing that, the weird. You go out more. I do. I'm in my house too often, man. Yeah. I always play Marvel rivals or whatever. I'm not even playing.

I'm not even playing Marlars Gate rivals. Nah, I'm actually reading comics again. I'm reading comics again. I've been doing like a really serious deep dabbing comics. And I'm reading one, I'm reading another book too. What do you read right now?

I'm reading Garfield? No. I don't remember. Most of Garfield is crazy. Like, fucking 1,000 pages of Garfield. It's like, all right, man. Let's dig in. By the time you're done,

you're like, I really can't stand this fucking cat. Dude, my favorite run of is Ultimate Garfield. Ultimate Garfield's good Ultimate Garfield is next level good Hickman did a great job with that one Jonathan Hickman's Ultimate Garfield The fact you know Hickman is crazy Wait did he do Ultimate Spider-Man

Um no Because I just pulled the name Hickman did um He did Secret Wars Times runs out new Avengers for a while Okay yeah yeah I don't know Bendis That would have been wild if I just guessed

The ultimate That was Bendis Oh yeah yeah that's the only other comic person I know If he needed to call Secret War something else what would you call it um clandestine fights not bad not bad practice real harder though

undiscovered combat or something like that undiscovered combat fucking undiscovered combat is so good what's another one a secret uh mysterious wouts mysterious bouts mysterious bouts mysterious bouts is good shut up you're getting welcome to the Star Teng podcast

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Yeah. And I think $5 is early access to video as well. Early access to video if you want to see us early. If you want to see our ugly faces early. Yeah. And then there's, and then that gives you the questions. And yeah, go on over there, $25 to get your name right at the end of the show. I always forget. I'm really bad at remembering to do that. Yeah. Yeah.

You should have like notes, but we don't do that. It'd be insane. I did notes for a while. I did have like a Google Doc that I would send to you guys. I think I had sent to you guys. Oh yeah. No, we did have something like that we did. Yeah, when we were doing remote.

And then at a certain point it just didn't matter because we would get so off topic that like it, none of it. I believe we stayed on topic for one whole episode. We'd be like, all right, this is done now. Yeah. We did it. Oh, yeah. That's it.

Is that? I guess that would, yeah, so either we have, we end the podcast by either having a completely on topic episode where we never deviate or we have Keith David on it. One of the other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got a drink there from Del Taco, but it looks like, it looks like a nice coffee. What is that? It is an ice coffee because mine exploded on the kitchen floor. Did you put on a condo?

Bua. What happened? When you're in a hurry, you make stupid decisions. I was like, oh, let me get out of here, so I'm on time. And then, as they say, fast is slow, slow is fast. Right, yeah, exactly, because you don't delay yourself. Yeah, so I was going fast and my drink exploded on the kitchen floor. You should have left it there.

You should just left it there and see what Jojo would do. That would be so funny. Dude, if I left a mess, if I left a mess in my house, you guys would not see me for a week. Yeah. A week? Oh, so did you like torture you for a week? She would just go berserk. She would just go completely berserk.

Like Wolverine berserk or like berserk or like Gears of War? I think more Beers of War berserk. She'd be like running around. You'd be running around. screaming. Fucking seethingly matched. Oh, God. I want to see that.

This is a very specific thing to point out or even draw an analogy for. But in video games on 360 when we would do peer, when there would be peer to peer connections instead of dedicated servers. You would notice sometimes, it would have an in Halo in Call Duty as well. where you would see somebody shoot a gun, and then the bullets would kind of come from, like, a little bit above the gun. It would be where, like, the cursor wouldn't exactly indicate where the bullets coming from. It's not the cursor. It's like when you're looking at somebody else shooting, like the bullets would always come from like the eye line,

but they would start at the, like, up where the muzzle was. Anyway, that's how you position your mic towards your mouth. Oh. That you always speak like a, like this. And it reminded me of that, which is like a very specific thing. I don't like having things in front of my face, man. I think because I'm so homophobic You're so homophobic that you can't have

A phallic shaped object Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah In any given moment It's crazy You're too tempted to like To actually I don't want to eat it

Yeah, to just suck a lot on it Yeah Suck the whole thing away The whole whole fucking arm is gone That's fucking That's really distressed Oh my apologies My apologies

This is how I talk I did your dad on the On Sacred by the way Did you tell me was my dad? I did Okay, I was like, there's people in the comments Like, I'm so glad Kingston's dad made an appearance on sacred Oh my God

I had to do it today's episode The one that dropped today Yeah, Lily saw it on freaking She was like, it's named Kingston's dad And I was like, oh no We did so many of, I was like, you know what? I want to just dedicate a title to him Do you have a picture of your dad

That we can just use this a thumbnail for real? I'd have to find a picture of my dad That's crazy I found a picture of my dad That is insanity Did you draw him? I could I would accept a drawing of your dad

I don't want to me drawing My dad would just be an ape Probably as soon as I see him It looked like Myron's co-host That's all that was Come on man Look as soon as I see you That it won't be as fun in me

I can't see him I think I think Yeah I don't want to know what he looks like Did you see the picture the guy made He was like oh my love you son I love you My little Botty mom Long ass lips kissing you

Wait I don't know if I saw this Yeah I think I liked it Because I was like I'll find this later. Oh, okay. It's on the Snark Tank Team.

Is that what it's called? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Twitter's a mess. Twitter's a disaster. I don't trust it anymore because like... That one's not he's getting wilder and wilder, dude. Well, the thing for me is like,

it doesn't let me do two-factor authentication on Twitter. So like if I log out and I log back in, it's over, yeah. Having, yeah, I can't get access to it. And so for me, I'm like, I've thought about trying to get the old the Snark Tank Twitter account back,

But I was just like, it's not worth, no. Because I don't really use Twitter that much, but it's like a good DM, it's like a good DM thing for me. You should, like, somebody's numbers in the, oh wait, two factors don't work unless you subscribe, right? Is that what it is? Yeah. So basically it would just have to like, would you want me to, I don't know.

I mean, I don't care. That's the kind of the thing. You don't care enough? Well, also the thing that I've noticed is that Twitter is kind of like meaningless. Like, it doesn't actually, it doesn't do anything. It's better to have, like, Instagram and TikTok. stuff. Right. Right. On the long lips.

Ew, is that supposed to be your dad? With like the little mustache? That's just like a soft French mustacheed you. Yeah, it is a real. I like that that person did that. They made it look like you. That's you.

That's amazing. Let me see. Little Batiman. Me little Batiman. So this is Kingston's dad according to. He does look like a French Kingston. That looks insane. My dad's not French.

He's Cuban and Jamaican. There might be a little French in him. You never know. No, he's not. Because I'm not French at all. Well, you know, at least like probably a Frenchman kissed him up a little bit. He's got a little DNA on him or something. I mean, he might have kissed somebody related to me.

It was something like that. I do love how you look in this. Little Kingston. Oh, little gigting. That's fucking great. That should be the thumbnail, actually. Oh, just changed because I have a, I have. have a version of

Oh, do we have one? No, it's up. I have a version. Oh, okay. All right. But that's, actually, who did you make my head in the fucking thing?

Oh, I did it. So this is, you just color grade Nigel of Orberry black. No, that would have been great, actually.

No, it's the one exception I did for, because I, um, I could not find, uh, I think I mentioned this. I couldn't find a black man wearing.

It's a second. The thumbnail for the last episode is insane. I hate that you made my data It's not I mean it might be because So I couldn't find I could not find I tried to find a black man wearing like A safari Something not even Victorian even modern

It's impossible black people don't do they don't go out there They don't do that So I had to you I was like you know this is the exception I'm gonna make What they ran away from I told I asked chat That is that we got on the boat on purpose That is very true You're like it's probably nice over there

There's probably like mosquitoes and stuff And you're lying in the, whoa, whoa, whoa, were we surprised. That's crazy. You won't have to fight any more. You won't have to fight any more animals. No more animals. You're just in chains.

We're only fighting spiritual animals now. Fight upgraded muskets. My dad's the one of course them on the boat. Who's like, come on everyone. You're dead. It's going to be fine. It's going to be so cool. The new world is new.

That means it's better. It's better. Yes. Aren't you tired of running from lions? You know. You know what? Yeah. Don't you,

all your resources will go towards better things. Come on. That has a very good point. King's son's dad has a great idea. You know, my dad is the reason why there's no black panther. He found the urban burned it. He was like,

we can't. He found the herb and burned it. It burned up all the way. That's insane. It was real. It was real. We had a chance. We had a chance at excellence.

He was just like, no. I don't think so. He doesn't even take it himself. Yeah, he was like, no, thank you.

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Oh, yeah. This was from the 25th anniversary or 20th anniversary. This 20th anniversary. 20th, obviously 20th because it came on 2005. Yeah, yeah. So the 29 anniversary when we went to the art gallery. And there was just a bunch of cool shit there. Of course, the panel that had fucking both of them, T.C. Carson and Christopher Judge, I was like, oh, my God, they made up, like, T.C. Carson made up with Santa Monica sold out in negative seconds.

That's so annoying. I had no chance to get it. Of course you weren't getting in there, dude. Of course you're not. They added to another show. So, but it was like 130-something per seat. per show. That's kind of crazy for God of War, though.

Like, I mean... It's insane. I don't know if I would pay that for even like a... What made me mad, it wasn't even like the seats were... Oh, I'd pay for things I'd like. It wasn't even... The seats weren't even expensive. That's the thing where it's like, it wasn't, you know,

award off some people and only the people that are willing to pay this significant price. No, the seat... It was like $14. No, sorry, it was like $30 or something like that. And I was like, oh, no chance. I immediately had no chance. So at least I went to the gallery.

Yeah. Yeah, the gallery was cool. So they have actual fucking what you call the blaze of Olympus there They had dude they had too they had stuff there They had stuff there that I legitimately wanted to run out with And which I felt like I could have had a chance at some points Because it was so packed in a way that it was illegal That you know fire code shit

Yeah at a certain point I was like especially upstairs Where there was on people dude they had magnifying glasses too for like the real snobs And they're like mm and checking the authenticity and everything I was like crazy Because you can buy some of the pieces Some of them And I was like Oh some of these original pieces And I'm like absolutely not

I'll maybe take a copy But even the copies are kind of pricey That's like those animation cells That people have right Or like it's like Oh it would be so cool to have that cell Like that actual drawing From that show

One of the ones I wish I had Was like is plankton during the fun song Oh yeah Yeah Huh? Which one is that? It's just like a drawing of plankton It's when they're F is for friends

Who do stuff to get There's a Cipton There's a scene specifically that I'm absolutely in love with where he's drawn. I made it my Discord image because I love it so much where, I don't know, wait, did it stop? Wait, what happened? F is for fire that burns down the whole town. You is for uranium.

Bombs. And it's for no survivors. It's so good. He's so evil. He's just an evil guy, dude. He's an evil feller You know that pause and then bombs is so good You're right?

Boms I fucking love this So it's really small I made in my steam It wasn't my discord But it's like It's that Where he's like

He's sitting in SpongeBob's hand But he's like His arms are behind him And he's squinting real hard It's great That's the scene from the movie where he's like In the veins Oh yeah

I'm like That is one of my, because that's the angriest I've seen a person at that point in my life. Like when I was like maybe six, I was like, that's the most mad I've ever seen anybody. Yeah, it's the most mad you can be. He was so mad. He was all veins. Yeah, yeah. And then he had to breathe, he was going to die if he tried to push that too long.

Yeah, there's a couple of animation cells that I would like, I would like to have. But like, they're two, you know. Amin has one of Fat Albert. Amin has like a few fat Albert ones. Really? Yeah, he does. And there was one point. I remember when you were living with them.

Yeah. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen because, like, he had it, like, right next to the kitchen. It was hung up. It was like, Fat Albert, and it was just him. I think it was just like a, you know, a full-on shot of him in the red. And then Kingston was wearing this red shirt and he walked out of the kitchen. And it was nuts. Because it looked insane.

It looked like the movie was happening. That's awesome. Kenan, what's his name? Yeah, Keenan Thompson. Keenan Thompson. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy that that had.

I actually forgot that movie came out a long time ago, dude. It did come on a lot, but it was still way too late. Yeah, way too late. Even so. That's like the Rocky and Bullwinkle

live action movie, where that came out like the 90s or something. No, you want to like 2000, 2000 one. No way. No, I swear. I would be stacked. I mean, you're probably,

that would be, that's as high as I would accept. Either way. It came. It came out before the towers fell, I'm pretty sure. Really? Well, let's find out.

Well, I would say so as well. Well, yeah. You both are Yeah, Rocky Bowl Maybe it's 2000 There's no reason I should have been alive And saw that movie What happened?

I should have been alive to see the movie I should have been alive to see that in theaters 2000 Wow What does it say when? Let me see You know why I remember that movie This is another nostalgia trip

I remember watching that movie's trailers When the Justice League animated movie came out And watching it on cartooning And they're advertising it Oh that would make sense That's how you would associate The Justice League animated movie? Yeah

When it came out, when it came out with like, when they, before they did the show, they did the animated movie, everybody finally moved, came together. Yeah, they did one in like 2000. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Is it like a, like a pilot, essentially? It's longer than a pilot. Was it like a repackaging of an old thing? I'm assuming it was like four episodes put together when they like.

Is that? That might be what it is. I think I know what you mean then. Because like, okay, okay. Okay. So that came out of that time. It's interesting. That's a huge wild of stalel talk because I remember life being self-fun then.

Yeah, it's kind of. kind of wild. I love, like, cartoons coming on. I remember, like, cartoons coming out and me being like, oh, my God, yeah, yeah, new cartoon. Like, Samurai Jack was on at that time. Do you remember being like, do you remember when shows would premiere? Yeah.

And it would be kind of exciting because you kind of knew that they were going to be good. June 30th. I remember the, June 30th. Okay, so right in the summer 2000. Robert De Niro? Robert De Niro's in that movie? Does he play Rocky? Is he the John?

Does he play Rocky? He's, uh, he's, uh, evil guy with Monaco I don't even know who the fuck that is I don't remember that at all Wait a second Are they drawn

Why do I remember them as being CG I guess they are drawn aren't they I don't remember I guess they are kind of What the fuck is that then Wait hold on You know what I'm saying Yeah it looks

That looks different Hold on That's tripping me the fuck up man Let's look Rocking Bullwinkle is such a smurf's ass property though Like I don't know Like It's no reason

I don't remember much There was Nazis in this show there were Nazis in Rocky and Boingle I don't remember I mean that's how old that movie is that's how old that property is my grandma likes that's how old it was Rocky and Bois yeah my grandmother liked it too

that's probably the only reason I know it I remember this chick I remember wanting to like who she represents oh yeah I remember that I remember that I remember the too bad this is how it looks I guess what the fuck That looks like a shit That looks like a shit with Cocoa Boy fucking cheesy puffs on his head

Okay so we're looking at screenshots for the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie from 2000, June 30th. I gotta say that is shockingly modern looking because that's like the cell shading on that. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like that seems like a, that looks like a Fortnite skin. It really does actually. Literally. That looks like it's rendered in the Fortnite. It's probably not in Fortnite yet. I'm probably not in Fortnite.

Yeah, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Wallace and Gromit. I mean, I feel like. Wallace and Grummit. They're not going to be in. They're not happening. Actually, I don't know, man.

Where are we dropping, boys? I feel like we could. do this. We could start a movement to get Wallace and Gromit in Fortnite right now today. Yeah. I feel like

that recently they were mentioned in something big but I don't know why. Yeah, love on the spectrum. There was chicken war. I mean, probably actually.

Can I say something about that show? It's not autistic and afraid. But I've been watching that show because it's on Netflix and I was like, oh yeah, I guess I never really watch it. I've seen clips. Are there more seasons?

Are there more seasons? Or is it just like, oh, fuck, I don't remember. I think there might be. three. Oh, wow. But I could be wrong. I watched the first season. I thought that was a one-off.

You know what I started watching? Okay, because it's a surprisingly heartwarming show. Of course it is. Like, I just assumed that it, because it's reality TV about dating, I thought it would be, like, more exploitative than it is.

And it is, by definition, exploitative because ultimately, like, you know, you're making content off. Absolutely. All of that programming is inherently on some level. But, like, I was watching, I was like, oh, I like these people.

But it's also humanizing, right? Yeah, like, I want that. Like, I actually, like, I'm rooting for these people. Yeah. And then I looked it up afterwards. And, like, they're all damn near, like, damn near all of them are actually still together. That's dope. Which is kind of, it's, yeah, I don't know.

It was nice. I remember from the first season, if you saw that, there was that guy that always wore the suspenders. Do you remember that guy? I don't know. There was, like, this goofy. I picked, like, a random episode of, like, a random season. Okay. Yeah, there was this guy that was dripped out always.

He looked like he was, he looked like he was an assistant to a train conductor. That's how you would always dress. Right. And it was like, is anyone? Maybe it's the different show. I might be thinking of a different show, actually. You might be thinking of... No, I might be...

What are you going to say? Oh, you're like, what, retards on a monorail or something like that? No, I was going to say, like, retards and suspenders getting coffee. You sound like fucking R.K. Jr. I was watching this show. Retards at a monorail. Retards at a monorail. They need to be extinct.

Retards and suspenders watching monorails is a great program. It's a great program. It shows it proved me slightly incorrect that they actually do have feelings. You'll ask like SpongeBob. He does. I started watching a show called White Lotus. They have. Oh, I've heard good things about the White Lotus.

Show's insane. It's like autism, the show, right? Yeah. Or is that? It's about like, I'm sorry. I get my information from RFK. I'm sorry. I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, no. It's about like his rich family full of just D-Gens and a lot of like fucking incestuous. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, So you know the incestest. I know Walt Gagins is in it. I've heard good things. He says the end word. Oh, does he really?

I got to watch it now. I love it. I love it. We're going to live vicariously through Walt and Gaggons. Is he still in the ghoul makeup? Is this like precursor? Stop. He existed well before the Gould makeup.

Stop. I don't know what you're talking about. Is it the ghoul before he be? The ghoul's right before like this show's ends. The series ends and it literally picks up with fallout happening. Yeah. Like it's like, bookend

to something else You know what blew my mind You ever heard of the game Dragon Guard? Yeah You ever play those So I ever played Dragon Guard It's like Square Enix

Whatever type shit You'd ride dumb dragons And you were a guy hack And slashing a bunch Yeah I had fun with it Yeah Dragon Guard I remember

I remember seeing the box art Yeah And wanting it And then never getting out I never got A dude on a dragon It's like a black box I don't remember

I can't remember that I just remember playing the game And thinking It was pretty interesting I just found out recently those are prequels to Neurotamata Oh yeah Yeah I had no idea about that either

I fucking yeah I was like This dragon riding stupid game And then the way that it ends When you beat it a specific way Is like Oh here's canonically how Neeratomita Happens

And I'm like I'll accept this But I just have to say, it feels a little shoehorned, feels a shoehorned, but, you know, I, I, I'm completely fine with being like, yeah, if that was your plan from the entire thing, holy shit. Yeah. Never would have thought that would ever, exactly. The way that you're looking right now, I was like, well, why are you surprised? You don't even know what Dragon Guard is. Well, just having a, well, I guess that is. I think that IP, I think that. Describing what you

described in me. And then it's in the same universe. And this, what I know from near Tom, Atama. I guess it depends on how you say it's automata what is it is it is automata but some people go automata I say automata yeah it's an automata pia I think that's cool I like that dragons and then there's a robot and then it gets big booty robots and it's an interesting well it's the same thing universe yeah I mean it's the same thing with

although the rights got complicated because Microsoft bought them but like I mean Halo and Marathon are the same what yeah the whole the whole point, they're very, they're inherently connected. Like inherently, like, not just through like references or whatever. I haven't looked into Marathon, so where, where is... I don't know about, I don't know

how that's the thing. It's like, I don't know how that works now because they haven't said, Microsoft owns Halo now. So, so there was a period of time where Chief existed in the universe of Marathon? No, it's, it's, it's more about it's, I'm not gonna get it. Is there any timeline? You can't bring that up and not explain it. Is there any timeline? Is there, is there, have the developers said anything about the timeline?

So, ex developers have. Okay. But, like, the marathon's a mess. Like, Marathon gets into, Marathon is like a mix of,

uh, Halo and destiny to the point where it's just like, there's magic shit, but it's like very low key. Like, at the end of all the sci-fi shit, you find out there's like a god inside of a moon and it's like,

it's fucking, it's nuts. But like, uh, I can't remember exactly what the thing is, but the idea is like the, the universe always kind of loops back into itself and kind of starts again.

And I can't remember exactly what the specifics are. It's crazy though. Because Marathon Infinity is like a mess. The third marathon game takes place in like seven different timelines. And only one of them is real, but they won't tell you. It's a lot. I don't know. You said the third marathon game, what did you say?

The third marathon game, yeah. What does that mean? What do you mean? There's three marathon. There's three marathon games before there's the marathon game. coming out. Yeah. This is a boomer shooter from the 90s on Mac that that Bungie used to make.

So what you're thinking right now, the marathon were playing the one marathon? I didn't know that. Yeah. It's an old. It's old as fuck. I can tell you. The marathon that's coming out is pretty much the, um, the Titan fall. Do you know, um, the, oh, apex to Titanfall.

Yeah. It's that kind of a thing. Sort of. Except it's got the same name because it's, it's more explicitly tied into the same stuff. Yeah. But like, yeah, the first marathon, I think was the first game ever actually, and this is real to have mouse aiming. for a first-person shooter.

I've literally never heard of this. I know. It's a Mac game. It's a Macintosh game from the 90s. Isn't the first one coming out right now? Surely he meant, and then first I was like, surely you meant destiny.

I was like, but there isn't three destinies. So I was just like, I was getting further and further lost. I don't know what the hell's going on. There were old games on the Macintosh that were then never really preserved. Because like nobody cared about Mac gaming.

Really? That is true. No, you can still play them, but like, so they're on Steam now, but they're not, but like, it took a long time to get there. And I think the more popular way that people have played it is through this like mod. It's free. You can play those games for free. They're completely.

And they're really weird. But, uh, yeah, they're old. It's an old fucking IP. I love me some space magic. It's like 95, 94. I love when people get to do dumb stuff because of space magic. I mean, I'm happy for you. I just, I don't need it, I guess.

It's so silly It's not even like I don't I'm not even like I guess I'm more indifferent Where whenever I'm in space I've just been infected with like The military sci-fi bug And I just always want to go in a more

I don't mind it being Because it's like alien Because everything's magic If you don't understand it right Yeah So like I'm okay with that too To where Something comes along

And it's so fucking fantastical Because it's beyond our comprehension So yeah it's cool Yeah, I prefer the military angle, too. Like, I don't know, it's like alien and things like that. I'm the literal opposite. But I also think, but like, so, like, Halo was all military sci-fi. Destiny was pretty much, like, it was barely any military.

Like, that was more, like, fantasy. It's fantasy sci-fi, but not much military. Marathon is like, if it was still military sci-fi, but there was like, but the magic was just insane science. Basically. It's not really, like, wizard magic shit. It's more like supercomputers and fucking. that kind of thing. It's cool shit. I'm just bored of the

aliens, military, fight aliens. I love it. I think it's great. I never get tired of that shit. I love it. Max suit. Fly around and ship. I like the idea. I'm so because like Colony ship. Space virus. It's great, dude.

Sometimes I need cookie cutter stuff. Like I like when things kind of branching it better. Like, say the writing gets better. What is that? Is it Exodus or something that's coming out? Oh, the Mass Effect follow up. Yeah. Like I'm, I was started, I was listening to the audiobook a little bit too. You know, you do the, what is the, it's connected to Amazon, Audible.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, cancel it, you know, like, like, okay. Cancel it while it's going on. Sometimes I do, dude, I did that immediately, right? It's like, whenever there's like something like a- I make different emails, I've had stars 13 times, bro. Those 17, that's so funny.

Those, those, like, seven free days for a free trial. else? Yeah. I'm can't I cancel that thing immediately the second I do a lot of times because they count on you forgetting. Just like I forgot, uh, Paramount Plus, they got me. I still got Paramount Plus. They got me. They got me brother. There's literally silly ass to watch a SpongeBob regularly. She's like, I want Paramount Plus to watch to watch SpongeBob and victorious. And I'm like, Lily and I hate you. That's crazy. I mean, you just watch it once and then you like watch it that month and then you cancel it. She can watch SpongeBob every single day. They're a Spongevbri episodes for free on YouTube, I'm pretty sure. It's not all of it. She wants all. But she's not, okay, whatever.

You guys do whatever you want with your fucking money. Yeah, it's cool. It's like whatever, man. I'm just paying for her fucking, it was up to me. We'd have no streaming service. We'd have like Max probably. I would have the bundle. That's $17 bundle.

It's Max, Hulu, and... Plus? Disney Plus? No. No, it is? Yeah. Disney Hulu and Max. It's $17. That's not bad.

Although we're back to cable packages again. We are. Because they have the ad free and all the shit, too, that the past. packages are like $30 something dollars now. They have like some big. One time one of our friends. It's getting up there.

Joe was on TV once. So I had to buy the $95 thing. Fuck you. Or what you call it. So I could see him on the show. And I did that for a month. I was so fucking stupid. But everybody's here.

Everybody showed up and Joe was like, oh, I don't know how to get it. And I was like, no. It's my TV. So I'll pay for this. I was just like, no. Was this around the time where, because I know YouTube TV offers like a free month.

No, I was on a particular channel Something random as shit And I was like I was like Joe's on TV I was thinking about Not right now I think it was Oh what

My computer just like went Live I don't know Yeah my I put my computer to sleep Sometimes Yeah And it'll come back on Even though I disabled it

Being turned on by like the mouse Yeah Like so things can't move And it still just Turns on Yeah I have that setting on too It just doesn't matter So my God thanks

It's a computer I wake up in the morning and it's been running and I'm like, oh, cool. Yeah. I don't because sometimes I like, I don't because sometimes I like, I have a lot of stuff open and I'm like, I just want to go to bed. Yeah, because it's off.

I do at least like twice a week set it off overnight. Yeah. It's better for your machine. Yeah, definitely, especially your memory so you can like reset it. What the fuck were we, uh, anyway. Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah, we should, uh, we should talk about the, it's getting the subjects of conversation before we move on to questions. Marathon? No. What? Nothing to talk about Marathon. I want to talk about content cop

I want there to be at least three Hispanic characters None of them dark skin All of them women In marathon? Yeah There probably will not be people in marathon Fuck It's probably gonna be no humans in that game at all

I don't care I need humans I need a human connection I want humans So sayeth the suits What is it what did you just say So sayeth the suits The suits Yeah the producers

The big wing I should say the You say the You said sayeth and then suits, which are two so separate, like, old English and then like a modern business. I thought like the suits, like is that a clan, like S-O-O-T-S? Like what is it? Like an ancient clan of God. So sayeth the, what are they called again?

The border director. What are they called? Those people? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I need a person. Look, I need a fuckable.

I need them to be fuckable. A fuckable female character. I need a fuckable female character. Also, men are not going to want this series. Private Bungie. I need a private bungee It's me, John Bungee What's the name of the person that girl with the sword

Who? The girl with the half truths From the bungee game What the half truth? Yeah, the sword The sword from the bungee game The girl that has the fucking big sword And the old bungee game was like an RPG

I forgot what it's called Oh, Oni? Are you talking about the anime looking one? Yeah That's owning. Yeah What about that? She's cool

You want that I want that I want only female characters I want them all ovulating Visibly Oh my God And I want them all... Visibly ovulating,

because I don't even know what that is. I don't either. I don't know what that is, but that's the magic of me. We're about to find out. We're about to find out. Okay. We get pictures of women

ovulating all over my fucking... All over my Google. All over my... What has Chad GBT? Like, what does ovulation look like physically? What does a woman... What does she look like when she's ovulating? That GDBT is like...

You're a fucking freak. You're a free... You're a fucking weirdo. I'm not talking to you anymore. Yeah, yeah. You can't... I'm not using it just... He's like...

collapses on itself. It deletes the app off your phone. Yeah. It's like, what the hell happens? Oh, well, fuck. I try to find like a,

it let me, I try to find like a, it was like this island, like Hawaii or reggae song that I cannot. I only remember the main guitar lick and I tried everything to find it. And it suggests to be everything

except for what I was looking for. I'm like, fuck. Look up reggae ragged. It's the fucking best. I'm not doing that. What is that? That sounds so stupid already.

Reggae raggids? Yeah. Scooby-Doo doing a reggae song? It's not that, is it? It's not real. I've hated it out. Okay, good. Yeah, he's reggae raggids.

He's so stupid. Terrible and making things out. Let's talk about fucking, let's talk about the chump, chimp, chop. Yeah, the YouTube had a big surprise. Yeah. I think we're all kind of surprise, right? Because we're going to talk about it on the other episode,

but it came out too late. Yeah. Yeah, the, the, the, tent cop. It turned out to be H3, Ethan Klein, because, you know, obviously. But the interesting thing is

it was about the friendship or lack thereof of of Ian and Ethan. Yeah. That was like 90% of it. That was most of it. So that was interesting. I wasn't expecting that for it to be like an hour

and it was covering mostly that. But it makes sense. I think Ian is somebody who realize he's like, ah, this isn't my wheelhouse to like talk about like the broader subjects between like say Israel, Palestine or anything. Right, yeah. So he was just like, I'm going to talk about specifically what's happening between me and

Ethan. And I will say, I didn't need that. I understand why he did it. Sure. I completely understand why he did it. He was just like, oh, you've been talking shit and throwing shade. Like, let's go. And so it felt a little nicer.

I'm like, I just didn't expect that. I thought he was kind of like past this at this point. Like I don't care about I don't I'm not gonna use my platform for stuff like this anymore But uh no being kind of antagonistic by real being with Hassan and all those fucking The his orbiters and shit I was like damn though that shots fired It was funny yeah I liked that intro and there's a line that he did say That made me chuckle yeah which was like I think Ethan was giving like an analogy where he was like he was the black student Oh right and then and uh and uh and he was like

So in this analogy, Ethan is the black student And I'm the white person not marching with him March alone black student That was a good line That stream that was referenced That was because I was saying the people have all theorized And I think even Idubs I think it seems pretty clear

That that that stream that Ethan and Hassan had That was the start of everything When he just absolutely lost his mind Because he was so thoroughly embarrassed in it when they were talking about like oh i can't like hey uh it's it's racist to suggest sam sida speak to me but then also Ethan will speak on behalf of jewish people right and so he shows that and that that particular stream was when Ethan seemed like it was the place point of no return where he was so thoroughly embarrassed by like both of his audiences like hit asan and his

to where things kind of shifted a little bit on the the reddits the subreddits and all that shit and then he just like never recovered from that and um it's kind of crazy to see i've never seen somebody usually most people kind of when they get embarrassed in a stream or debate whatever it is they kind of brush it off because it's at the end of day they're like fucking internet you know like oh that's fucking that's embarrassing maybe they'll unlist a thing like i've seen that happen many of times like some chud gets destroyed by somebody and then they'll just unlet Charlie kirk recently did that yeah unless it's something yeah like so it's stuff like that. They usually just do that. They're like, oh, fuck, that was

embarrassing. Unlist. I just go about it. But this is different. But yeah, I wasn't, I don't know, what are you guys' thoughts? It's too long. I think even before he watched it, I already said that. I was like, oh, an hour. Yeah, an hour is unnecessary. I think a lot of that could have been dialed down. Yeah.

It could have been tightened up. I think that could have been edited into a tight 30 minutes. I agree. You know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe even a little bit less. Maybe like 25. 15 minutes. Well, 25 to 30. 15 minutes a bomb after bomb after bomb after bomb. 15's crazy. Yeah, I don't know.

I thought, um, like, I don't know. I thought it was fine. Like, I guess while I was watching it, I was struck with this feeling of just like, man, I just don't care, you know? Uh-huh. I'm just like very apathetic about these, like this situation. Because I think Ethan, as a content creator, I mean, he's just been podcasting about things that make him upset the entire for like the last like three years it seems like yeah you know

so like I fell I don't really I stopped caring a long time ago right so I was watching I was like okay uh this could be tighter there could be more jokes here too I thought it was like a little serious which I didn't think it needed to be yeah uh because I think content cop as a show should be a little bit more irreverent right less um I don't I don't know I think I feel like if you were going to bring it back. I think it's a valid target. I just kind of, I don't know. I think, I think the, I think he's probably a little, yeah, I think it's probably a little illyri about making jokes again because of the fact that I think the jokes he made are the

reason of why he probably took a step away from that content. Yeah, but if you're going to do it. No, no, no, I know. I, I, I'm not saying, I'm not saying scream the N-word. Right. I want, I want it. I want, I want him. I know you, I like, I like that content. You and I are on the same page as that we, we didn't, and I imagine you too, that Of course. You didn't have some huge problem with a lot of the old jokes. We understand, Nate doesn't want to do it anymore, and that's completely fine. But it's just from our perspective, we weren't one of the...

Like, when you released that video, what was it called? Like, I missed the old eyedubs or something. I think it was called something like that. Like, I watched it. I reacted to the whole thing. And I was just like, this is so overboard for me. This is like overkill. Like the things that he was accusing himself of, of, like, what he thinks he did.

He reminded me of, like, say something I would accuse him. choose Joe Rogan of. We're like, this is what Joe Rogan has done to certain communities. Right. Certain marginalized groups. And I'd be like, Joe Rogan, you need to get on your knees and fucking beg for forgiveness. And that was the way that, um, Ian was behaving. And I was like, I don't think it's that.

Look, he has every right to feel that way. He feels how fucking way he wants to. I think it's very much so a personal journey he's going on. I think even this is another personal journey because I feel like I, I can tell he he probably wanted to be way more negative. But he was probably trying to be like as informative as possible. He's like, hey, this is what's happening. Because I think he still clearly cares.

about. Yeah, absolutely does. But I just don't, I don't know. Like, it was just good. I don't think you should. But care about why. On some level. But why, though?

Like, care about, like, say what, like, say, because I agree. Because I'm on the position. I'm on the one side that I'm like, I want, I want Ethan to get better for the sole purpose of he'll stop fucking with people. Not necessarily for himself anymore. Because to me, he's proven himself and the, uh, his producers, his people that are there still sticking by him, they've proved that it ain't about his well-being or their family's well-being or none of that

shit. So I'm kind of like, all right, you guys do whatever the fuck you're going to do. If you're going to crash out, go right the fuck ahead. But I would prefer if Ethan would stop doxing people, stop, you know, doing crazy shit which is the one thing that I feel like I'm losing my mind, that there's not enough people that are focusing on that one subject. I just didn't touch it either. and it kind of like I don't need him to talk about

him doxing that dude in the Instagram story anything yeah dude he did live on the fucking show went on Instagram yeah found people and then he went on his fucking story and said

his only regret is that he couldn't find more people to fuck with because most people either have their things locked right like you have to request to follow them or they're like anonymous and so he was just mad

that he couldn't docks more people and I'm like how are we? we just sweeping over this? Even like Philip DeFranco kind of just, he mentioned some people this is happening to them and showed a screenshot, but he didn't like cover it in a way that like, hey guys, this is happening and this is a fucking problem. We all know doxing's bad, but why are we pretending for the sake of Ethan? It's like not a big fucking deal. Yeah, I don't know. There's, there's things, I don't know, man. I'm over the mind where I think it's weird. It just became

too, it's too. It's too. It's too. It's too bombastic in a way that I don't give a fuck about, you know? No, not even that. It's not even like crazy. It's like, well, no, it's like, it's like, a lot of this is like for real. It's like bad like for real. Like it's like this is a guy really going through some shit. No, what I'm saying is like a lot of the, a lot of the content of the video is personal and I don't think it needs to be.

Because I think there's enough impersonal stuff to talk about. Right? I would have preferred that. Yeah. Like, I think he's clearly crashing out and he's been crashing out for a while. Yeah. And that's not even... That's just...

That's coming from like a neutral observation where it's just like if anybody that I knew was streaming regularly and dedicating as much time to one person or a group of people as this person was doing, I would consider it a crash out. I don't care who you are. Like, it's crashing out.

And the fact that it's still going on and like I was watching his... Because Ethan was like streaming reacting to it and he's just like obviously not hearing anything and it's unfortunate. I saw a couple of minutes. And I was looking at the chat and it's all agreeing with him

and I'm just like, what the hell is going on? And I saw it's like, oh, it's like, oh, it's like, oh, that's embarrassing. It is. I don't know, I don't know, man. He's completely in a, like, this thing that's making me mad. Like, the people around him, they're, they're completely just allowing and excusing this behavior and just propping up the echo chain. They do want to get paid.

And I'm just like, at the cost of your fucking soul, man. The way he screamed that. Well, yeah, what value does a soul have really, actually? The way he screamed that dude. Especially in nowadays. Yeah, like who actually cares? He snapped. He's not.

I wish I didn't care. Fuck. I really, I mean that. I mean that. I'm on the cusp of really not care. I, I care. I can't help it. I do. I just made like two very long videos talking about the subjects, but started talking about the stuff that items left out, like the real shit. And then I did a follow up talking about propaganda because like, say, I had somebody say that they wanted to debate me. And I was like, no, that shit's gay. And I explain why. I'm not gay. I explain why because fucking I've never, and I mean this, I'm not. This is not hyperboval. really, I've never met somebody that wanted to debate that was actually trying to do it in good faith or wanted to have some type of discussion or come to a certain consensus or understanding. Yeah, that's not a debate. It's not a debate. What debates have become is just arguing your point in trying to pony each other or opposed to like a conversation. It's like, hey, what's your point?

What's my point? Dude, what happens a lot of times in this video that I made, I used an example of destiny talking to Destiny being where you shouldn't have been. It was like the Lex Freeman podcast or whatever. and then Norman Finklstein was there and some other prominent people were there. And Destiny, it was weird watching him villain, Max. I talked about this where somebody asked me,

hey, you should talk to Destiny, he would love to probably have a discussion with you about this conflict. And I said no, for the particular reason that he's not interested in hearing me. He does it. He's not, first of all, he's not a humanitarian, which is the only people I'd want to talk to. Because he's like, oh, you know, if you said live, he's like, I don't care that they should genocide them.

They should get rid of them, make them go somewhere else. He's like, I'm sorry that sounds really awful. He's laughing about it, but this is how I believe. And then when he's having a debate, even when he gets like dead to rights, he's completely wrong, just so how you do in a debate, you chug forward. You don't admit to you being wrong. You don't do. Dude, there's a moment that I lost my mind.

And I just want to say this is that there is a, uh, the, it was like called like, I think it was like 2018, like it was something like the return to Gaza or something like that. And, um, it was like a celebration, but there was, uh, it was largely a celebration, but also there was some violence there. But it was overwhelmingly peaceful. And there was a lot of Israeli soldiers, snipers standing on the outside, just sniping a bunch of people. Just fucking killing them.

And the thing is, so Finglestin says, it was overwhelmingly peaceful. And then Destiny says, you're fucking lying. The UN even disagrees with you. And then Destiny reads saying, literally the first thing he says, although, you know, the protest were mostly peaceful.

And then it was like, he said overwhelmingly peaceful and then Destiny reads in his own words that's mostly peaceful and like that's literally the same fucking thing. Mostly overwhelmingly, overwhelmingly is not everything. It's not all. It is like if you go on a steam review.

That's a really semantic thing. That's the point. Because I do think overwhelmingly is more than mostly but like not to the point where it's worth necessarily. He's the one that brought it out and said Norman was lying. So it's not, Norman didn't do it.

Finkles didn't do anything wrong by saying it was overwhelmingly peaceful which is true. Not it was completely peaceful. I said you go steam reviews you see overwhelmingly positive that does not mean everybody like the fucking game.

It's like the BLM thing too where it's just like where that meme of like most protest mostly peaceful Yeah. You're like oh but there's like a fire behind him or whatever. And then they talk about how like

Dude I have I've talked to people where they think like they think entire cities were like leveled but I have heard that. spoke to Latin American family. I've heard that. Dude, my aunts and uncles were talking to me about it in Puerto Rico and they were like, dude,

those up in America, everybody's going crazy in America over the freaking, over the BLM stuff. And I'm like, yeah, that's not happening at all. Guess who's? Like, La Vision is telling me this right now. And I'm like, oh, this is insane. Lily's mom, the same thing. She's like. Yeah, it was like one building burned down or something.

And then it's like, the city's gone. Yeah, dude. Lily's mother's like, oh, we're going to need a fucking another, what was it, uh, Chicago or something. something. It's going to be like the third Chicago now because it's all gone or something. They burned down Chicago again. Stop burning down Chicago. The damage done by like the Palisades wildfire by itself is I would guarantee you far more than the entire country throughout the entirety of the rise.

Infinity. Like by like a absurd. By a ha. Something that we can't quantify with our own eyes at all. No. And yeah. It's just like Joe Rogan recently was saying. Oh, did you hear about the, because, you know, Joe Rogan is trying to, he has a little bit of buyer's remorse with endorsing Trump. And he was like, oh, this is terrifying. And he was terrifying. And he's like, oh, propaganda. He turns it back on. He's like, but Biden was letting them in and releasing them and letting them go free. And you remember in Colorado? That Venezuelan game took over the whole apartment buildings. Complete fucking bullshit propaganda that's been verified to be false.

The people at those buildings were like, what do you mean? That is, that is, that is, that is, I didn't even, I didn't even look into it. Good for you. Because I was like, good for you. That lived in the building that was taken over. We're like, I'm going, I'm going to get my groceries right now. This isn't taken over by anybody. It's a building.

What does that even mean? It means nothing. Like, why would you take? It means, what value is there taking over a building? You wouldn't even know if it was. You wouldn't even know if it was. Why wouldn't you just like, for all I know, this, this. building is being taken over right now.

And it would make no difference to me. They don't turn it into the shadow lands like when Daredevil takes over the hand. And everywhere in Hell's kitchen, it looks like a fucking Japanese temple. But that's how, that's how, first of all, that's how stupid their constituents are. And that's how stupid Joe Rogan is. And this is another thing, because I want to make a video about Jamie, you know, his producer, not doing, because there's a lot of people that think and there's like an illusion that Jamie does good work fact checking Joe.

He does chicken shit fucking fact checking. So when there's like a really important thing like that that he's spewing Leaves it alone extremely false bullshit Just hearing it oh this gang took over an entire apartment building That sounds like a fucking Even in fake movies like to say a It sounds like a video game 2012 dread

There's criminal elements within a building They didn't take over the entire thing What does it become? Does it become something different when they take it over? Is it like in a game where you're like you're doing tower defense And the batheets and it has a different color Scheme and stuff like Tony Haku. What the hell was that mode? I can't remember what it was called

where you would like skate over something where you would skate over something and then if you did a truck on it it would turn red and then like the other player were trying to turn it blue. Oh yeah. I don't know what it was. You know what I mean.

That hell shit is like there's been there's been fucking Venezuela 20 minutes now it's a different like I don't. Yeah I don't know what that's called. I don't know what it's called. Yeah man it bothers the hell of me that I can't remember.

You know, describe it to chat at GBT. No. You're up fucking whatever. I don't care enough. It's upsetting that it's that it's that it's that easy to just lie and then people are, oh, let's, I don't know how you don't question that, something that fantastical, but I understand people like, say, going back to like, say, Destiny, for example, I understand that he's using these beats as a tool to further an agenda. And it's one of the reasons why I say, like, I don't, I don't debate these people because they're

not honest, they're not genuine. Again, they're not humanitarian. They don't care about people. They care about tribalism. Maybe they care about a certain type of person. You know, they care about say, oh, how Ethan phrased in the content nuke. These are clearly the bad guys, you know, because they're Arab. It's not because, you know, because I'm like, he doesn't consider Benjamin Netanyahu's regime the bad guys because he didn't classify them as that, even though they're doing infinitely worse.

It's just like, in, especially when it comes to a Western ideology, of course the other is the bad guys. even though the people in that you represent, the soldiers that are a part of our country, have done infinitely worse. But because of propaganda, you couldn't admit that they're infinitely worse and should be if you want to play that classification where say real people understand that there is nuances

and you don't classify good guy as bad guy unless you're doing propaganda. That's the only way that works. I just, I don't know, man. I think the situation just seems like, like outside of all of this, outside of the way you stand, all this like that,

You can look at this, the whole situation, and see that Ethan is tripping. No matter where you stand on this, there could be an inkling of truth and whatever he's saying. But his reaction, the way he's acting, you can look at it until he's having an episode. Yeah. It just is. It's a long, it's a long winding, financially. It's a long winding financially incentivized episode, which is the problem. It's unfortunate, you know.

But, I mean, it's not to say, like, dude, I think the CPS stuff was pretty wild. Oh, I think, I think the fact, that's absurd. I said it, I said it before when I first got here. Okay, you go ahead. That's what I first got here. It's really fucked up. But it was like, hey, the fact that, like, you could even, like, the girl that, that, like, spearheaded the whole CPS situation thing about, um, about Ethan.

I forgot her name. Um, they brought her up about the CPS call called by the kid, the kid's eating cat litter or whatever the fuck, whatever wild shit it was, right? If I knew that person that said something like that, I'd be like, look, dude. don't say something like that. Your best bet is let the kids get hurt or whatever means it is. But don't put your name in that because if that's wrong,

that looks so much worse. Don't ever involve yourself in like some sort of like, oh, like unless you... From whose perspective? I'm just a little confused. It was, I forgot how it was. It was somebody,

the person that, that... You're saying, are you saying that the person that called CPS? One of the people that was involved in it. It clearly wasn't one person. It was one person.

Wait, who do you? The CPS doesn't answer to one person. I think he thinks Denims did it. Denims did it? That's what people say. That's what he's saying. That's what Ethan was saying. That's what Ethan was saying.

That's not true at all. That is so demonstrably false. It's insane. But see, this is the problem. This is the problem. There's people that believing insane Ethan right now saying insane shit. And it's like, wait, we understand he's crashing out, but I still believe some of the stuff he's saying. Well, the CBS was called.

Yeah. That's not, that's not in contention. We were talking about who called them. No, no, right. But I'm just saying I was talking about like that. I didn't push back. I didn't push back against him. No, no, I just, I was, I was trying to say that, like, if the CPS was involved anyway, yeah.

That is, whatever that is too much. So, look, I want to. That is too much. Of course, granted. Granted, granted, Ethan doesn't look like his mind is in the best place right now. Can I, can I, can I? Let me, let me stay on, let me, let me stay on the CPS thing. Because I think this is really important because there's so many people that, and this is, again, this is how propaganda works.

So you find the thing that tugs on people's heartstrings and then they ignore everything else. True. So I want to, I want to, like, let me. like talk about CPS because and for the people that are retarded, of course calling CPS is fucked up. I shouldn't have to say that, but people would be like, yeah, goes without saying. People, it should be obvious. It should be obvious. But let's examine this.

Like first and foremost, um, there's people who are getting to like, okay, how did this even happen? Because a lot of people, unfortunately are seeing calling CPS is the same as getting swatted. First of all, no, because you can't. So CPS doesn't just show up. CPS is not SWAT. First of all, if you were saying the kids were in danger, CPS would be like, call 911.

What are you fucking stupid? You're stupid. So there needs to be credible information. A case. And which means the information that was fed was credible enough for them to actually investigate. Now, that's not seeing on. It's not you would hope.

It's that's how it works. Not always. Not always. If there's no grounds for anything, they're not going to get off their asses. Like, it would be like, it's like if multiple cases are brought up, If it's constantly brought up, eventually they will take a chance to come and look at it.

So what the video is like if you constantly say something, that's not evidence. That's true. I think the argument is that like they don't, it's kind of like how the government is still is not really caught up to how even just content creation works. And there's no classification for how we do are just tax stuff in an easy way. Here's my. There's no. I think, I think the idea is if enough people are brigading CPS with the same kind of claim, that kind of, The volume eventually equates to a level of credibility because it's just like, well, how could all these?

I understand the position. I just don't even think. I think it's simpler what happened than a bunch of people called. Yeah, sure, maybe. What I think it is, is that he's, so Ethan says a lot of wild stuff about his family on the podcast. All it takes is for some stupid, dumb asshole that has a vendetta against Ethan to clip it together. To put it together and show, I'm very concerned about his kids because of all this stuff that's been happening, all the stuff. stuff that he's been saying. And they saw that and they're like, oh, shit, it would be irresponsible as me as an agent to ignore this. Yes. Right. And then so, and here's the thing. People are like, because Denham's one thing, there was like, Denims is laughing and all these people are frogan. They're all laughing about this. I watched Ethan's video. And Ethan, of course,

he's upset, obviously. But one thing he talks about is when the CPS agent came and like one of the kids when they were interviewing and talking, he was so lovely and so peaceful. But then you had all these people, propaganda is saying, oh, traumatized. And I'm like, Ethan never said anything about fucking traumatization. That's you putting it on that. He said that the kid was so lovely and sweet and everything was cool, but he's still obviously upset that this even happened. But I'm like, let's not make shit up. We all agree this is fucked up. I also, I want to go and move just a little bit backwards and be like, Ethan knows how the internet works. This is the thing that's pissing me off. Ethan's been doxing people and trying to destroy that H3 snark thing and trying to dox them

for a long time my money's on those people did it to him and the reason is Ethan's been of course with them Ethan has been fucking

Ethan docks people live and said oh here look at this guy Look at his family People were able to figure out Where the fuck they were Like somebody on the podcast Even said

I recognize that place That guy comes out The one that was talking shit About Eila's tattoo He comes on He's like oh yeah Yeah they're fucking with my family They're fucking with my sister

They're fucking My mom's place to work She's a teacher You stuff like that Yeah No got nothing to say about that. It is crazy.

It's fucking insane to me. And then so I'm like, so I'm like, oh, I'm so surprised that people fucked with Ethan's family when their families are getting fucked with. Like I said, I'm not saying it's right, but it's just, I understand what's happening. There's always an instigating incident, right?

And you can see like where things. There's always something that puts it too far. And it's like, all right, this is. And what that instigating incident is can vary, but like, I do think like, it's very clear that one individual has taken this to a level where it did not need to escalate to at all. Do you know how many, dude, do you know how many things I've ignored over the years?

Right. Of like similar, like, dude, like it's insane. Remember when I said the other day? Because the last thing I would want to do is deal with it for three straight years. You fucking telling me? Dude. Every week. Do you remember I was telling the other day that Andy Worski was making up like shit about me?

So he was making up shit. He was making up shit. Maybe I wasn't talking to you about it. When was this? So I don't know if it was 2017 and 2018. Oh, right. Quick, quick little thing. He was like, Andy Worski was doing a live stream with that.

He saw a lot of JF. Yeah, he has actually, he's the reason why I see any of that Ethan Ralph content. Because him and his co-hosts, they'll clip. I would never go out of my way to find this shit. Oh, I'm going to go this huge live stream and fuck that. So people will clip it and then I'll watch and laugh at Ethan or something. you know, Ethan Ralph, not Ethan Klein. So, but yeah, so Andy Worski was co-hosts with JF, right?

The one that allegedly killed his, is... Allegedly, probably, allegedly. Probably. But yeah, so long story short, he started crashing out around that time, and then he started making up a bunch of stuff for entertaining purposes. So we made up that, like, there was some girl that turned out to be a neo-Nazi concert creator. She, like, infiltrated the anti-SGW community and was, like, like, oh, I'm cool. Everything's fine. And then she was like, oh, by the way, black people are lazy and they steal and they're stupid.

And she made like a video about it. It was like a race realist video. Anyway, he started, you know, paling around with this stuff. All this crazy shit happened. And he makes a theory saying, oh, do you know why Derek was shitting on that girl? Even though we all joined the live stream or shitting on her content live because we're all like, fuck this chick. She sucks. But he was like, oh, he's doing it because he was in love with her. He loved this girl. Now he's mad that she's racist. And then all of a sudden, all these fucking valid point. I mean, it's not real. I know. But it's just like, it was like what he's saying. So I didn't know about this. And I'm bringing this up because out of nowhere, all of their Nazi fans like J.F.

and Andy's fans were like harassing the fuck out of me. And I didn't know. I literally had no idea. Because it wasn't like it happened immediately after we shat on her and made her pariah. This was way after the fact officer. And I'm like, what is happening? I got signed up for the Daily Stormer with my business email. That was one of the things they did.

to me. I had to email the Daily Storm be like, hey, bro, this isn't like somebody's fucking on my email. They go, understandable. I like the idea that they had responsible customer service at the Daily Storm. I think about that a lot, actually. Whenever I taught this subject, I think about like,

that was a pleasant interaction. I'm very understood. I bet it was easier for you to unsubscribe from the Daily Store or his email than it is for me to get fucking spectrum to stop calling me about this mobile plan that they want me to fucking do. Absolutely. They're like,

I've talked to so many times I've been like, stop calling me. I don't want this thing. They're like, hey, sorry about those situations. We don't really believe

all that shit, but just, you know, for appearance. It pays the bills. But yeah, I imagine there's some IT people, whatever that probably political.

I'm sure most people, I'm sure most people involved in really fucks situations are like, I don't believe this, but like I need to pay my family. Maybe. Well, I actually think it's just more,

more about like he, he's so, he's more passionate. He's a passionate seething racist. Yeah. But I think he's, he's more passionate about good customer service. Right.

I think I think that is such a bubblegum way of thinking about it. How can I help you, Mooncricot? Exactly. Exactly like that. It's like, dude, there were voters. There are people that are literally interviewed, like, say, in rural areas around Obama's campaign. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, so who you guys voting for?

And they're like, literally, oh, I'm voting for the hard R. And it's like, we don't want a Mormon. an office. You're like, wait, you can't. It is interesting that they hate, that they hated the idea of a Mormon more than a black person.

We hate the Mormon more. That's kind of awesome. I mean, it makes sense, I guess, because one's an ideology and one's completely immutable, you know. One is a state of being and one is a mentality.

Yeah, it is, it is, but it is funny. It's funny that that would be the choice that someone would make at all. Yeah. Supporting someone,

but you also, but you still hate, you still, like, it's so strange. That stuff makes me not value as a human like like revealing that his mentality that I was like oh you don't deserve to be alive yeah I should be able to I should be able to you know it would be able to you know it would be

nice if they you know were erased but yeah but yeah the whole point was that I could have said something I could have tried to make I could I could have made a video talking about all these people fucking with me but I didn't understand until Jeff Holliday told me at VidCon he's like oh did you hear Andy did this and this and that and I was like that explains why I was getting all this wave of hate that I literally didn't understand dude I had some um um anti-fantant fan art, which I've never even knew that was a genre really, but I guess it makes sense, but

Yeah, it would make sense. It was, uh, it was like a thing where I literally didn't understand the context. It was like, I was staring in the mirror crying and then that chick's picture was on the thing and I'm like, I don't understand what is happening? And I was like, what is this? Every image minute is anti-fan art. Is that what her name is? Yes. I always,

I always only remember the storm part. So I'm like, I'm not even going to like say it. I think it's rage after storm. No, that sounds right to me. Yeah. That sounds completely right to me. I remember watching that live stream, too. We're all you're shitting on it. It was me, Worski, that German guy.

I remember they asked me, I can't remember who was talking to me, but they were like, you want to come on? I was like, no. You're absolutely not. I want no fucking part of this. Who's that guy, that German dude that would make, like. Crout and tea? Crout and tea.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. He was like German and British because Crout and tea. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was there. Oh, that makes sense. I never understood why that was the thing. I don't even think I asked

I don't even think I questioned it once Oh yeah I guess I don't remember how I knew that But yeah he turned out Yeah I think he still makes like History stuff and it does really well I think so yeah

He just like got out of the community And it was like oh good for you He just It was like that Thunderfoot guy He just makes anti-Elon videos And they just They do bangers Like bangers

I haven't heard from that guy in a while That's all he does I mean he does his scientist shit Because he has a real job Yeah he mixes His fucking semen and beakers And it's like, I wonder. Oh.

Oh. Gaby. And then he makes anti-Elon videos. But, uh, my wonder foot what this will be. I wonder foot. I wonder foot what this will be. That is the stupidest fucking thing ever. But no, the videos are bangers.

Thunderfoot's videos on, uh, Elon Musk. He said Wonderfoot. That guy probably makes great stuff. Fuck what he said. I think both. I think both are true. That's his catchphrase. I think both things can exist.

He says anything that rhymes with thunder. He adds foot to the end of it. That's just like a little stinger. Oh, I spilled my semen. This was a bit of a blunderfoot. A bit of a blunderfoot. Right. This is really only like three words.

Yeah, there isn't that. There's thunder, plunder. There's thunder, plunder. A sunder, plunder. A sunder. A sunder is good. Which is not a scientific word. Sunder is?

Not really. Yeah. Not particularly. Sundering. What is sundering? A sundering. A sunder means to like, well, a sundar. Sunder means to like burn and break apart.

Isn't that to take down? No? A sundar. Something a sundar is doing is sundered. I don't. I thought that was like torn apart maybe. I think sundar means to burn and fall apart. Okay. Yeah, I just think. Sinder.

Sunder is just not a science word, really. That's not going to come up in like a science report. Yeah. Torn asunder. Torn asunder is like a fucking fantasy. It's like a legoless word. Yeah. There's a, there's a song called Drowned and Torn Asunder.

That's how I know that. By Amy Winehouse. Yeah. They're trying to drown and torn me asunder. I say, stop. Why does Neil Patrick Harris have a cake of my dead body? Whoa. Whoa.

What the fuck is up with that? That's really fucking weird. That is not talked about nearly enough that he just did that. It needs to be TikToked. Yeah, like, what are we like, I mean, I guess he's kind of like retreat. Like, I don't know, he's not really doing anything now. So should we try to cancel him? Is that you're saying?

No, I mean, it's not necessarily cancelable at this point. We got ammo. We got ammo. It's just mega weird. I agree with you. It's not that I want to cancel people, but I do want people to know about this thing. It's like where I'm like,

I feel like there's a large portion of like Gen Z or Y or whatever the fuck that don't know what Mel Gibson did. And I'm like, you guys are missing out. They're gonna go. They think he's cool. Well, they're just indifferent.

There's like, oh, Mel Gibson, I think I've heard of that guy. He's done stuff. That's the guy that really, really badly beat up Jewish guy, right? They're going to make a sequel,

you know that? Actually, I'm ironic. He didn't play him. He didn't play him. That was Jim Cavisel. He played that really heavily. He directed it, right?

That heavily abused Jewish fella. What's his name? Yeah, okay. I'm sorry. Woody Allen. Woody. That's not a nigga I told him I had it with ever. It's not the guy.

But yeah, Mel Gibson. Hey, man, he has a good movie or two. Freedom. Oh, Rudy Allen? I don't know what they are, but like. I actually couldn't tell you. There's one that I remember. I got him and Jerry Lewis mixed up.

That is crazy. What? You know why. You understand. What's up with that? I mean, why can't I date underage women? Wait, What's up with that?

Dude, I was so blown away that that was what that was. Because I remember from like animaniacs and stuff. Oh, right, right, right, right. And Frank on The Simpsons. Who? Professor Frank? Yeah. Oh, right, right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, I learned that that was Jerry Lewis way late. He went from being old to like crazy old on freaking what you call it. On, Jerry Lewis? Yeah, because he was on Curb, wasn't he? If I was thinking, am I crazy? You are crazy.

Do you, no. Is it Joe? Jerry Lewis is, he would have been dead. Who was the, I think Jerry Lewis, was he dead by that time? He died immediately. He must have been.

He died immediately. I just know he was like, that is such an insane. Jerry Lewis was so popular, like, like, I think. I think Jews might have been getting rounded up or something, like that time. That's cool.

Yeah, it really was like a long time ago. Like, lady. Lady, aye. Have you heard of it? There was a clown on the animaniacs that was based on it. Yeah, the whole You're trying to go under Jew hunting?

Freund Leaven! Freund Leaven Shoyle! Like it would just be like, it's kind of insane. If you look back at it? All these outdated fucking references too. Yeah, that have no meaning to me. They're just the character in the show to me. No, they have me.

The brain, dude, big in the brain. Or something else. That's why I like the brain. Like a kid knows who the fuck that is. I hated that I liked the brain when I was younger. And I was like, why do I like it? This is like absolute opposite of what I was. Didn't know who the fuck Orson Wells was

Great boys His brain is crazy and Pinky's not Then the godfather, the pigeons The pigeon godfather? Like I didn't know fucking any of the I'm a fucking pigeon I eat shit on the street That show is not for kids at all

It isn't Dude it's fucking insane Like how the fuck was I supposed to know What the hell that was? But there's a clown specifically That was insane That shit that I would watch and be like Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Yay Do you know a guy named Ralph Garland No, I don't know. I got him, Ralph Machio. Well, that's not Rob Marmon. Ralph Garman, he used to be on the radio show K-Rock, and he does a podcast with Kevin Smith, the director. Oh. What was it called?

Hollywood Babylon. So on K-Rock, on the Kevin and Beach show, the morning show, they would like crank-call people sometimes. And he does great impressions, Ralph Garman. Dude, they got in trouble for prank-calling the, like, the French president, because Jerry Lewis is like really popular in France. I think it was like a national treasure over there for some fucking reason. So weird. And he was like, hey, it's me

Jerry Lewis and stuff. And they're like, oh my God, Jerry Lewis. And like, nice speak to the president of the, you know, and they literally got to talk to the president of France and they were like, oh shit, dude, this is gone too far. Yeah, this fucking clown. I remember this like, sit. Oh, yeah.

Bark Lavinwolf. Oh, shit. I love how many times people, would shoot each other Yeah, this shows. You remember that fish that shoots himself? That kills himself. With the gun?

I don't remember that. Another example of this where he's like he's modeled after Peter Lorry, the guy who played fucking Igor in the fucking original Frankenstein. But like, it's like a, it's a fish modeled after Peter Lorry and he's like, I can't take it. And he pulls out a fucking gun and shoots himself in the head. Dude, that is like a real one. Not even like a laser gun. I love how smoky guns were at that time.

Whatever you should say it would be a big puff of smoke. Freundly. And it's like, that guy's head would be gone. Gun smoke. Gun smoke. The smoketh gun. Isn't gun smoke a color? Isn't that a color of metal?

It can't, no. Gun smoke, that is it? Well, maybe it is. I actually, I don't know. Well, now I've seen everything. I just know it's a show. Gun smoke. Is there an engine in it?

Yeah, wait, hold on. Oh, my God. He looks like him, too. The eyebrows. Have you seen this? It's so stupid. I love how fucking ugly it is. He pulls out his fish gun.

His fish gun, his little fish gun. He has a pistol. He has a pistol in the ocean. Dude, I love those old cartoons. I don't care of that. That shit is mad funny. It's a lot of good stuff. It's insane.

It's also so well-in-y-fut. But it's also like, you know, like, it's maybe problematic for a very young developing mind. But like, so what, dude? I don't know. There's some of it that was. Question, do you think a lot of the modern cartoons now that are on like say Cartoon Network, Nickelode.

They're gay? Do you think that they have callbacks to say maybe comedians and stuff like that from like 30, 40 years ago now? It's a good fucking question. Maybe they have callbacks to people in the 90s and stuff like that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Maybe the 2000s. Yeah, like Jim Carrey. Yeah.

Or like, yeah, that's an interesting question. I don't know. Just got to start watching some of the shows. There's going to be a period of time in the future where there's going to be callbacks. What would we put? I think they actually have them, they actually have them integrated, I think, now. Whereas like they actually, because now those barriers are less defined. So now it's like you'll have, see the star in it.

Now you'll have, yeah, now you'll have like J.K. Simmons in, uh, you know, Gravity Falls or something. That's good point. Playing a character instead. Seriously? Seriously? Are you serious? Oh, really? Oh, really? I love him talking to figure Matt Damon about the new movie and him being like, oh, right. Matt Damon. No, Matt Damon. It's up. That's like, dude, that's fucking the, how he looks. way they made him look is so fucking funny. It's so disrespectful, dude. Well, you know why it's like that, right? No. I don't. I actually, I actually, I, I wasn't looking for this information. I was just like listening to a bunch of Team America stuff and having it, happen across this. Apparently, like, they made him that way because he didn't intend to do that. But the puppet came all fucked up. And it was like too late to, like, they couldn't really get a replacement. So they were like, he looks retarded. And so they were just like, let's just make him. Just make him like. But it wasn't like a Matt Damon. It sucks. It was just like this puppet came out real bad. That makes a lot of sense because I never really understood.

I was like, Matt Damon's a good actor. I was like, I was like, I know. I remember there was an interview. Guys, I wouldn't go to the fish. There's an interview about David where he's like, I don't, I mean, I don't know. I don't know where it came. I didn't remember seeing that. She's kind of like, I don't know what I, I don't know what happened.

They just got to mean to me. That's great. For those who don't know, we're talking about Team America World Police and the fucking Matt Damon puppet. Like, you should all watch. that movie if you haven't that movie is so fucking fun dude the movie is so insane I remember watching that for the first time when I was like

maybe 10 and I was like what yeah I was like maybe like 11 or 12 or something what was that like 0 4 what would you say I said no 4 yeah yeah it was definitely well out by 04 and I was like what in tarnation that was great I said tarnation actually I had as a kid I don't know what is the tarnation exactly I couldn't tell you I have no fucking idea it's like tarnished damnation shut the fuck up I mean you might have a point I was So I was watching something about Cody Rhodes.

And Cody Rhodes is like... Who the fuck is that? He's a wrestler. He's a... Okay, whatever. He's actually a cool dude. I actually like Cody Rhodes. Yeah, great job.

I like him as a person a lot. He's always a heel, unfortunately. I don't know if he's a heel anymore. Then he might have made him stop being a heel. The only wrestler I know is Alex Cole, I think. I think that's his name? That's not even remotely true. I mean, it is, kind of.

What do you mean, like, on a personal level? Yeah. Well, then that's... I understand that. Yeah, yeah, because we played Halo Infinite together a couple times. Okay. Oh. But like...

And everybody was like, you're playing with Alex Cole. And I was like, I don't know what that means. I don't know what any of that means. What is that? But it's funny is him talking, he's like, everybody sees me. And he's like, oh, yeah, it's like big white dude from like fucking Georgia neck tattoos. Clearly I'm like a fucking Trumpy ass. He's like, I'm really not.

Bleach your hair blonde too. He's like, I'm really, really not. I think that guy's crazy. I'm like. He looks like a seething racist. He looks. He also holds a black wife too. You're talking about Cody Rhodes?

Yeah. He's a cool dude, actually. Every time he talks, it's like, oh, this guy's kind of cool. It was a good guy. I just wish you didn't work where you worked because they all guzzle Trumpcock. It's crazy that, like, he, you know, he went out and he was a VP of AW. He started AW with, um, with the root beer? Yeah.

Yeah, not a. Yes. Yes, the root beer. Okay. So he was the vice president of the root beer and the root beer betrayed him. Is AW mean ass and whiskers? Okay. Well, we're going to move on because that sucks.

Remember you can ask us In whiskers Root Beer Remember Yeah And then all the backwash of his ass You know his whiskers Makes Roopier

It's so sick We're gonna answer questions now From There's a guy You know they have those things That you pour like the draps That dude's ass is Ass is asshole

It's just some guys Eating a dude's ass A long fucking deer And it's like this root beer I don't know how this happens I don't know what his mouth does to it But it's delicious Come on man

It's funny dude It's funny It's like Jitler This was way better than Jindler Shut up I think Jettler's gonna make it Dillers No it's not

No it's not No it's not You guys don't get it You guys don't know about Jitler man That's gonna be a big thing This is actually really good It's really the ice coffee from Delta I'm shocked

That I'm like Is the horchata No It's just a regular ice coffee But it's just You went up there and you said Give me just an ice coffee Yeah because I

I was So I wasn't planning on it I went through the alley I was like oh I'm just fucking I told you guys I was leaving Yeah I was shooting in the alley And the alley is connected to the Del Taco

Yeah And so I was like Fuck it You know I just went in Hey let me get ice coffee Because I just needed redemption I just didn't even know They had that

Yeah they got breakfast stuff Which I don't know Don't talk about it inside It was just like a North Korean facade I've never been in Don't Taco ever in my life Can you imagine? I want to

I'll play a local once I walk in there sometimes because they have a Fruit Punch High C and every now and again I have like a craving for that for some reason Nice.

Just brings me back Yeah they got They got a couple of nice things there man I go inside Do Taco and throw an absolute fucking fit That I leave An absolute

Fuck Like what do you throw everything on the ground I throw myself on the ground I start trying to bite people I start screaming Oh Kingston's back Fuck Oh it's just like

He's gonna get it You guys can't keep my going to get into the window. I try to walk into places more than the drive-thru. I like it's just because like, I don't know how long these things are going to be here. You know what I mean? I took for granted a lot of the things that I figured would be around forever. Yeah. You know?

Dude, I just learned at Jordan's wedding, Jordan Nikki's wedding, that that giant Gundam and Osaka is gone. It's been gone for a bit. Yeah. They're getting rid of the Batman statue, too. Yeah. They are? Oh, really? I don't know if they're going to replace it with something.

I hope it's, I hope they replace it with something. Oh, I'm gonna go. This is like a platform there. Like, that's, I said,

it's been there since, since we've been here. You guys want to go get a cucumber and stick it on it and, like, take pictures with it? Yeah, we got to take pictures with the Batman.

Yeah, but like, you know. I want to climb on his head and the one thing that I said. Well, you want to masturbate him? Yeah, with the cucumber. Oh, okay.

We'll just spray paint so it looks like it's still part of his costume? I'm going to. Oh, wait, It's not even black, is it? I think so. Is it? It's it?

Bronze. So I get bronze paint and like spray paint the cucumber? It would work if it was black, I think. It's fine. It's not green. I sent Lily the picture of goofy. Oh, what's you say? She just was like, I have to go to sleep.

And I was like, dang, dude. Why did she have to go to sleep? Because it bothered her. It was like definitely like maybe I just woke up. I said, look at this. She was like, what the fuck, dude? Why are she so bothered? I thought she'd be impressed.

She doesn't see them in that light at all. She has a photo of Goofy with a giant cock, by the way. He's jacked. He's like that giga, what was that giga dude? The giga, Chad. Is it the giga, not the giga Chad? Oh my God. What was that guy?

It's the black dude. I don't even remember what movie it's from. Venom. Yeah. Yeah, he's right. It wasn't what I was trying to think of. We're going to read. Questions, please.

We're done. Don't you dare say, let's just do questions, please. How fucking dare you? As soon as he talked, I was waiting for him to give an inputs. I'm like, no, you weren't. Let's give a question. Because I was about to go into questions. That's crazy.

Let's get the questions out. We're going to read your questions from patreon.com slash the Star Tank. Remember go over there if you want to join. If you want to ask your... Oh, I think it's Gigga niggas. Sorry, go ahead. I was going to say that. Are you going to say it?

You're going to say it? You're going to say it? You're going to say it? Well, I thought it. And then I was like, oh, I'm pretty sure it's gigging. Yeah, yeah. You remember Gigna? Gigna.

What the hell is that? Does he have suspenders built into his skin? Yeah, here. Let me get a better one. you don't remember gigging, nigga? Oh, they're just also brown. He looks like, he looks like, you know what? They were like under his skin somehow.

I thought he was a regular guy. You know when Broly goes Super Saint, legendary Super Saint's eyelids go missing? Yeah. I feel like he's that form of a regular black guy. That's just, okay. After what? What happened to him? I don't know.

I don't know. A mild. Like somebody cut him off in traffic and he was like. Where's my fucking slide? He's like, I'm gig. God damn Nicker That's the super boom

music Shut up You can't use that Dan da da da da da da That's badass It was so I remember hearing that for the first time And thinking like

This is fucking sick Let's go It's hilarious that I vibed with that So heavily Because it's just chaos It is That's when he blubbery Behind a planet

Right It's when he killed Every human being On the planet They did a few times When there was There was one time Where you

Go ahead Well I know I thought that was That played at that moment too And I think it didn't But I also don't know where else it would have played. I remember him while and out and one specifically.

But it's been too long. I keep saying I have to rewatch it. Dude, he killed everyone on the fucking planet. I was like, this guy. He just had, he raised his hand. It was like, human extinction attack. You're like, what? That implies that you practice this.

What do you mean? What do you mean exactly? That's pretty crazy. But he's also magic. So that's why his rules are a little ridiculous. There's no science with him. Everybody else has a blast. He's like, oh, I fucking think everyone's.

gay and everyone becomes gay on the planet. They're like, no. Is there a moment way older when I think it was Radditz and Vigita saved like a bug planet? Like just No, Napa. It's Napa and Vagita, but it's filler. What did I say? You said Rattits.

Oh, yeah. That's not bad. And it's when Vagita had his brown hair. Yeah. That was when like he, they didn't even do it on purpose. And then didn't they like destroy the planet afterwards? They blew it up when they left. Yeah. I don't know why they just came in my mind of how fucked up that is. They got captured. They were slaves for a bit.

They gave these people identities and they killed them. It's so funny. Because they suck. Saying suck. That's the point. Oh, man, I'm definitely going to watch that show to get home, dude. The only saying that's not a huge piece of shit is literally Gohan.

That's it. Gohan and trunks and Gotten. That's because they're half human. What about Goku? Goku's an asshole, dude. Well, I love, I don't think Goku is bad as everybody says about to me, but Goku has asshole traits. I thought it was just a bad husband.

I thought that was it. He's also let niggas charge up all the way. And he can potentially lose the fight. He's like, I got it. And he has gotten it so far, but it could get worse. Extremely selfish. Absolutely, you're right. He's a sociopathic, he's a saying.

That's what they are. They can't help it. Anyway, Corinth wrote in over on the Patreon. Patreon. Patreon.com slash the StarTang, go over there right now. Yeah. Jackpot. Jackpot.

Yeah, send a dollar to this. Endward pot. Endward Pyle. That's so unclever. There's no tag to it. It's just, do you want Nant to say N-word? Yeah. This is the best point.

This is the best place to put it. Jesus Christ. Hello, Andrew Ryan, the netherbrain and Oda Nobunaga. Ooh. I was recent, I think you would be. I think I'm my Nobanaga. I think I'm the Ender Dragon. I can fuck with that.

I'm Andrew Ryan. I don't know what the nether brain is, though. I don't know what that is. I've never heard of that. thing from, from Baldsgate. Oh, well, there you go. The main boss.

That would be, that would make sense then. It's a nether brain, right? It becomes another brain, right? Honestly, I thought it was an elder brain first. Yes, then another brain. I thought it was a Minecraft thing. Oh, I could have seen that movie.

I don't want to get stabbed and ripped and half. I think it's like probably past all that shit, right? I hope not. You said you don't want to get stabbed, but then you're like, I hope not. What was the question? We didn't even get to it.

Fucking hell. Super spicy. It's a lot of time. Is that Jack Black song? Yeah. You know the song, but you haven't seen the movie. That's interesting.

I know. It's an earworm, unfortunately. Is it on TikTok? Yeah. Oh. And Instagram and fucking everywhere. I don't know why,

but I do want an action figure of Jack Black. It is funny. I saw somebody take the head off and put it on like Great Ape, Vigita or something. And it works crazy well. Is it that version of him? Is it him with the,

like, main everything? Let me see. Oh my god. That sounds awesome. Let me see if I can find it. But I'll ask the question first. Okay. I was recently diagnosed with mono after refusing to see a doctor for like two weeks. Holy shit. Have you got, I still don't know what mono is. How the fuck do you get mono? What is that even? What is that back in the day they called the kissing disease, but I don't know what it does. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know anything about it. But he says, have you guys ever had a genuine illness and just refused to see a doctor for whatever reason? And do you ever, and did you eventually see a doctor anyway, or did you just let it festering? until it went away. I always let things just go. I think if I... These have to go really bad. Like, it depends.

I went for bronchitis because I was just like, I literally can't breathe. Right. I don't want this to turn into fucking pneumonia or some shit. The moment I feel pain, I go to the doctor. Like when I'm like, ah, something's hurting me.

The moment you feel pain? Like when I'm like, because most of the time I can like, the moment I am stopped by the pain I feel from something, I go to the doctor. Oh, I don't do that. I usually, well, most things like, I'm like, okay.

whatever I have at home should handle it. Like I always keep antibiotics on me. I know the doctors don't want to do that. They're just like, finish them all. And I'm like, fuck you. I take them and then my immune system takes care of the rest and then I have some left over. You take you hit or one.

You should be enough to get me out of this fucking toxin on that. And you need to say this every day, like, no, I'm good. I'm already healing. I'm already so much stronger. I was preview. Look, I'm like Wolverine. Let me come up.

I'm like, Wolverine. Bass cutting your arm. Oops. out. I'm not healing. I'm dead, bub. I'm dead, bub. I'm dead, bu.

No, but yeah, yeah. No, I don't do what I do because, you know, you should finish your anatomy. Especially the older you get, dude. The older you get, and you don't take that shit as a joke. The doctor says it, do it. Yeah, yeah, no, there's, like, one time I had a weird rash on my body, and then I went way too late. Like, I saw a dermatologist.

Like, yeah, whatever he had, it's, like, gone. So I can't even, you know, it was like, it was just like, it almost looked like birth marks at the end, after it was gone. it was weird that was when my testosterone plummeted and that was around that time that was fucking crazy that was crazy

I have scheduled doctor for me every like every every every like year I go to the doctor at least once so make sure I have so many referrals that I just stopped

I stopped trying dude I wanted to get my endoscopy finally I've been trying to get one since 2021 bullshit keeps happening and the last time I talked to the GI they were like

we have a schedule for February 2026. We have an opening for that and I was like, I just hung up. I was like, I like, yeah, yeah, a year from, yeah, thanks guys. Yeah, thanks. I'm not gonna be here anymore. I'm gonna be dead already. Possibly? I don't know what I happen now.

Can't find anything anymore. Damn. I hate that when it's that like me issue. Yeah, like I don't know. I know I saw it. But like nobody titles anything anymore. Exactly. You know, it's always just like with no context or just a bunch of hashtags. It don't mean anything. Yep. or it's just title or the caption is like

my face when you know so you can't you can't search for anything anymore yeah my face when Jesus Christ you ask you to find food battle 2008 I'll find it like this

right you know right but like it's just something I saw you're right it's just gone and it's way harder to find stuff

yeah absolutely what are you looking at there huh something that he definitely shouldn't be amazing so we're yeah no I in my appointments

I wow wow wow I thought I had Okay. Wow. Yeah, my next doctor's appointment, I guess, is on Monday.

I was like, oh, awesome. I guess I'm not going to go. I don't know why all doctors. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, of course. I don't know why all doctors don't have. Do you get, do you get text notifications? Yeah.

Yeah, because some do and some don't for me. And I'm like, why is this not just the thing now? It should be. Because it's so easy because I even sometimes when I forget, it's like, hey, bitch, it's time to go. And I'm like, oh, shit, all right. And then sometimes I'm like, I don't want to. go and then you just press no to cancel. Pretty great. Yeah, it's a pretty good system.

Yeah. It's a good system we got working. I make sure I always At least that. Yeah, right. All right, let's see. I'll love you giving them my blood and it'd be like your blood is fucking, why's your blood fucking rainbow colored? Okay, so sub 0-0661 rodent. This is his entire question.

Oh, here we go. He says, Hello, my son. It is I, your dad, Kingston's dad. that's the entire That's all Oh that's it So I was like waiting for like Oh I wonder what this is going to be

No that's it So thank you sub zero 0661 I hate that was very cool It would have been better If it ended with a question mark though Oh yeah That would have that would have elevated

It an entire tier You know Hello it is I You're dead Jason's dad That's not bad Oh my God It's penoreen

Penel Pinarine. Pinerine. Pinerine wrote in. He says, Hey, three musketeers. I recently got into Space Marine 2. I recently got

Space Marine 2 on Xbox a couple weeks ago, and I've been absolutely addicted. I got to get back to that. I got to finish it. I really liked it from what I played of it, and then, I don't know. No, I don't know. I think it's just with the,

look, man, that's, your job is the play stuff, so I get it. Yeah, games become weird. They feel weird at a certain point, because it's just like, I have to play this. Yeah. And even if I like it and I want to, there's something. There's something there.

It's just like, man, I don't want to have to do this. Just a little bit of work. Kind of ruin shit. Yeah, it does something. It really was just because the epic games launcher that I have it on was acting weird. Now it's like, well, that's it. Oh, right. I think it's fine now, but like I just haven't gotten around to reinstalling it.

But anyway, he says, I got it and I'm absolutely addicted. My question is, what is your favorite? I don't even know if I haven't answered this, by the way. What's your favorite faction in the 40K universe? Two of my favorite factions are. are orcs. All right. Wait, two of my favorite factions are orcs?

Are there multiple org factions, I guess? There must be, I'm assuming. I don't know. I thought it was only one from... That's kind of why this question is kind of long. Unless it was like a typo or... Oh, there's nothing else after it or what? No, well, he says only because the shit they make,

uh, uh, work, all because the shit they make, work just because they make, work just because they believe it does. Oh, that's right. Yeah. They, they can, like, what reality? Yeah, things, things happen because they believe they do. Like in that universe. If, if... The secret.

If you tell an orc, you pick that up. Oprah Winfrey, queen of the orcs. Yeah, yeah, dude. For real. If you pick up a gun and you say this will blow up a city and then an orc does it, it blows it up a city and other orc sees it happen, then it will just be able to do that until you tell the org it can't. And then it'll be like, what?

Can I ask you something? A little old P, man. I brought it up out of nowhere. They're really dumb though. I brought up out of nowhere just now, but it's, it's sparked a little bit of a question in my mind. Is Oprah still? Like her?

Is she still her? Is she still, you know what I mean? She's still doing stuff, yeah. Like, is she still have a show? The show, no more. No. What is she doing? I think she's kind of surprising.

It's on channel. I think she became like an old school. She's had that O network for a while. Oh, yeah. But so she just runs the cable channel, I guess. Probably that and just has investments in her dirty paws and everything. Yeah. I think she's reserved herself to the classic billionaire where you just stay out of the limelain,

collect money. Yeah. Smart. Yeah. That woman made so much money, dude. I went to her show once. I hated that shit. You did?

Did you guys get a prize? Yeah, we got some stupid shit. Something stupid that. It wasn't the day you got cars or nothing. It was just some bullshit. It was in New York. She's not giving everyone that's going to New York a fucking car. You're serious?

Hell no. I think it's probably like once a year they'd probably do something like that. And then you still have to pay the taxes though. She didn't fucking tackle it up. He was like, bye. It's always like that. It's the December 30th episode of the Oprah Winfrey show. You know what I mean?

And now everybody gets a car. Whoa, crazy. It's always Q4. absolutely. That's so funny. Oh, and he says and the salamanders for how ruthless they are in battle.

Okay. And the salamanders are fucking crazy. I don't know shit about Warhammer. Those are the flamers. There's a person that I, forgive me, sir, if you're listening, I know he told us to pick a fact that he wanted to buy us some stuff. And I mentioned this probably a month or so ago. And I remember he followed up, was like, oh, you heard the fuck up.

And then I told him, I was like, oh, man, dude, yeah, my bad, I'm just busy. completely forgot again. Yeah. I was gonna go humanity, bro. Yeah. So like, but he was like, hey, he was like, here's something. He even gave me a video

because he wanted us to, I guess he wanted us. He wanted to push us in the direction of getting more into it. I'm already into 40K. I just don't have the money to spend to play that game. Well, like I said,

he wanted, he wanted to get you. I don't want to put him through but to spend the money on that. I have a 30 printer. I could spend it myself I really wanted to. Okay. Well, then I guess it was for us.

Yeah. I like 40Kal. I mean, like he's, he, if somebody, I don't refuse gifts, you know? Yeah, why would you? I don't demand, but like, I don't accept anything. That's crazy.

I hate gifts. That's the falsest thing I haven't heard, by the way. I genuinely don't like gifts. No, I understand, but like, what if like, I hate gifts. Why do you hate gifts? Because I don't like people give me things. Because then I feel like I have to give people things back. That's what I don't like about it.

I don't like gifts. That's what I don't like about any idea. The new age idea of being about an exchange, yeah. I totally agree. But even for me, like, I don't like having events. Like, I don't like having birth. party parties because I hate being bound to someone's day. They're like, oh, we're going to go do something this day.

So that means my day is ruined because I have to go live my day based on how they want their day to be lived, you know? I understand what you're saying. So I hate that. So I like someone, like I'm having a party of this fucking thing. I'm getting a party thrown for me for my birthday. Yeah. I fucking hate the idea of it.

Because for me, I don't do it anymore. I hate it. I hate it so much. And then I had arguing. And look about it. He's not his own man. So, you know. Oh, no.

Yeah, absolutely. She was like, I don't want this. She's like, we're doing a party. And I'm like, I said explicitly no. I said explicitly no. I'm just not going to be there for it. That is an ancient memory, by the way. I remember doing that in a group to somebody.

We were like, man, you're pussy whipped. We all hummed the Indiana Jones theme as we were pretending to whip him. That's fantastic. And I think his eyes got misty. He got misty. it got a little sad. It was like seven of us to be fair. And we were harmonizing really well.

That made it probably hurt a little bit more because like, damn, there's like talent behind this. Are you sure he wasn't actually being whipped though? You're making fun of him. Oh, yeah, somebody was just, his real experience.

Somebody was holding a real whip and we just didn't notice because we were so involved. It was so into it. It was my fucking dad. My dad far in the back. Get him. Boom. Watch this son.

Watch this son. Watch me. Whip this nerd. Whip this 14-year-old white man. Dumb bitch of a nerd that's not his own body man. Not his own botany. How much should I pay for this woman's underwear, Kingston? You're right.

I'll just take it. I think 3,000 seems fine. $3,000. How much do you just sell your underwear for? Like, what's the price? I think not some underwear. In this economy? It hasn't been an exorbitant amount of money

for me to even agree with that. It'd be like something that's so crazy. What about your socks? I think 100 bucks, my underwear. No, 100 bucks to me is like perfectly fine. Yeah.

That's entirely. I feel like, I don't know. I feel like, I feel like selling. 20 bucks per sock. 20 bucks per sock. I feel like selling my socks.

Anyone that wants that is up to something hyper nefarious. I don't want to give it to them. I understand that, but you have to compartmentalize. That's what all the women that sell their shit do. They don't think about what happens to the thing afterwards. Yeah, It's out of their mind.

But like I just don't want to do it, you know. I'm not doing bad enough that I need to sell my job. You know what I ran into again? What? A come tribute dude that he, he, he, you ran into him and like in the streets. Yo,

what's up, dude? How would I even know? That's what I'm saying. It's like, he's doing it. He's doing it. It's like, oh, yeah, it's you. It's like, yeah, oh, yeah,

you recognize me cool. I do come tribute. No, no, no. It was a, there was a content creator. For you, the for you page, there's like some chicks saying whatever. I can't remember.

what it was, but I went to the replies and this guy he asked, he said, can I do a come tribute for you? I was like, what? How dare he asked? I clicked on the dude's profile because I'm like, you know, I gotta see this.

The crazy thing was, I gotta see this. I don't know, I feel like he was selling content because it would just be him like before he busts, but he would never, I was like, what the fuck? At least let me see the fucking splatter, bro.

Well, that's what that's what. That's what gets you to click. That's what I was like, I was like, dude, is this guy, he didn't show like he had like a, at least I don't remember out of memory. I don't remember seeing thing that you could buy, but I just remember being like, is this guy making strategic content like he's an only fan? That guy's an asshole. That guy's an asshole, right?

Like the chick, she's like, fuck, a pop, pop, pop, pop, but she's about to squirt and then, nope, you got to buy it. I think to not, to not show to, to not show, if you're doing come to, first of all, you're scourge. Well, you're scourge. That goes without some. You live, you live under the boots of creatures in the world, right? That really is insane.

It really is. And if you don't even have the decency to at least see me if you're a good shooter, then I fucking hate you. I hate you so much. I hate that guy. It was like that one guy who was it with a Pokeyman. It was the Pockeman guy. He believed he smeladdered his fucking phone.

He's all about, he stands on business, but it. Good for him. Good for him. Good for that guy. That is so wild. I would, man. I don't know, man. With this is like saying, especially with whatever happens to the economy, like I might

turn to that type of stuff. I don't think I need to yet Except not yet It's really it really is like say like again If our commander-in-chief just Decides to do something so wacky That we can't even fathom right now I mean he's a

It's pretty wacky dacky right now Yeah it's already kind of there but you know what I mean You know like if it's like We can't even like I can't I can't even think of something that's so fantastic Right now We're selling air now You gotta get an air permit

I'd be like oh yeah We gotta eat him Makes a Baron ride a new or something like until you know just he's so uh here's bearing on his little tricycle nuclear weapon which state was that that was in defiance of like trump about like uh it might have been delaware or something i can't remember what it was but she was like i'll see you in court i think it was like the governor or something like that i may be misremembering but i know he's like fucking with like somebody and like i don't know if he's gonna send like you know eric or one of his sons to like ride a nuke you know

it starts so crazy war that's insane son i need you to do something for me i need you to do I just want to slap J.D. Vance so bad. I need to sit on the top of this missile and ride it into where are we going? I just want to hit. Where we go? He doesn't even know. I love his dimensionally. I love his dimension.

Where are we going? That shit kills me. Where are we going? His dimensionaling kills me because he's clearly has dementia. President Trump, are you sure you want to do this when you don't even know where we're going? Yes. I know exactly. I know exactly where I'm not.

I know exactly where I'm not. I know I'm not here. Sir, do you remember why you want to? want to do this. China. What they're doing is so bad. Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he was slowly becoming like a baby damn near. Like yeah. Yeah. Way, gugu,

gugu gaga, wah, Google, gugu, goo goo, goo goo, he's like a, wah,

whew, shit to his pants. Way, he's just on his back. The idea of a baby, like, it's specifically a baby standing

like the way he stands. Yeah. That shit's crazy. Yeah. How he does that is so crazy. It's a dimensionally. It's fucking crazy. Imagine a baby.

A baby is where. Where? Where? Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh,

uh, uh, uh, gay. Mm, gay. Anyway. Uh,

it's thrust over and solidifies instantly. So, yeah. Wow Wow It's disgusting Not bad Not bad

He's still crying All right Let's move on to Bombing Children's Find out if they're black or gay Road in Oh by the way I just want to say

Is the heat on? No No We're good It was on before Okay It was on earlier today Because it was freezing

But I shut it off I think it's just like You can open the door It'll probably like Residules Yeah I'll just take my Unless you guys want some here.

I mean, I'm fine. Okay, I'm just going to take this off. I'm going. Actually, wait, let me get to this one first. Bora wrote in. This is going to be funny because I don't think I don't, I don't think I'll have an answer to this one. Boro, like Boring Zorro?

I think it's just Bora. Oh, Bora, sorry. Like Bora the Explorer, like at a boring Mexican little girl that goes on an adventures. Yeah. Sure, man. She goes a little boring Mexican adventures to the fucking Sanote. You ever see that video?

You ever see that video of the Speed Runner? Where he's like they're playing Tomba or something? And they're like, it's these days. I saw it recently. What I just said to you reminded me of it. But it was like, it's these bunch of guys, they're doing like a speed run

for like a stream or something, a charity stream. And he's like, he's focused. And the guy next to him is just kind of providing commentary. He's trying to keep the stream entertaining. Yeah. He's like,

it's kind of, it's coincidental how like pigs are always the bad guys in these things. And like all these like different like weird like ice breaker conversations. And at a certain point, he just says something like, this is crazy how pigs are like the bad, the bad guys in a lot of video games. Like,

I mean, and he named a bunch of other ones and he goes, I would really prefer it if you'd be quiet. I remember that one. I remember seeing that. He's like, I really want you to be quiet. I would really prefer it if you be quiet.

What the fuck? I never seen that. It is so like, because they're both awkward nerds. Yeah. So to see that there's like a hierarchy where like someone can be too cringe even for somebody. Yeah,

for that guy. You know what I mean? It's so damn funny. I think we all were cringe once. I don't make fun of cringe kids. No, of course. That's also a funny way. to say that too.

I would really I would never say that I would never I know the gall I'd really prefer you to be quiet I prefer it's the nice

shut the fuck up yeah that's what it is yeah yeah yeah wait we're getting crabs is a good thing

so this is the case we're getting crabs is a good thing I'm jacking off and he just he gets he's the whole thing is he's just

sign up for the rest of but he has to sit there that's so awkward that's crazy but it's a classic GDP dude. Yeah, I know. That's a classic. I don't know why. It's just reminding me of that. But

Borough wrote in, he says to clear the anti-Indian allegations. Oh. Please name your top five favorite Indian people. That's awesome. If that's too hard,

name the top two. I got easy five. I'll start. Do you have an easy five? You got Priory. Prime, Prime, Priya, 2000. Who the fuck is that? Indian porn star Indian porn star I think that's worse than not knowing I have more

I have more I feel like it's gonna be all porn I have Def Patel Obviously go to great actor We got It's Pakistani You lose He's not Pakistan

He's Indian What I mean what I'm just trying to Fuck with you We got we got I don't think it's fair for me To name a bunch of my Indian friends I think that's just too easy We got

No it has to be a Yeah We got Jacob The IT guy from Verizon. Great dude. We got... Sri Lankan, you lose.

Dang, maybe. Maybe. He's a little darker. He's a little darker. He's a little darker. He's a little curled to his hair. He might be Sri Lankan. All right, man.

We got, um... It's getting difficult. We got Symmetra. Nepalese. All right. I don't know anymore. Okay. Yeah, I just, I genuinely don't know.

I have a fuck to an Indian friend. If any, to the, like, I don't know. I know the only people that I could say are like people that I know personally. Personally, you know, but like... I like, I actually, well, this is just more nostalgia, but like I do like Calpin. Oh, Cal Penn. Yeah. I like Calpin.

So he was in Halen Kumar House. Oh, that's his name? Sorry, I forgot he was in House. Yeah, works for Obama. He quit. He'll go work for Obama. He did. Yeah, he killed him off.

I think he killed himself. And he had like, uh, he like overdosed or something like on house. They, they sent him to the beach that makes you old. Yeah. I recently just saw an AI exchange between Joe Rogan and Benchapiro. Oh, yeah, where they're talking about the beach of it's too old. He's like, that absolutely is not true, Joe. You cannot go to a beach and become old.

It's insane. I mean, you're saying, and then he goes to the beach of the end. He's like, I'm old now, Joe. Yeah, he's like, I went to the beach that making me old. I am in fact old. You can go to a beach and become old. You can do that, though. What do you mean?

That's like living. Go to the beach and become old? If you're talking about, hey, I'm going to go to a beach and come back older, you would come back older. Well, not in that real sense. Yeah, but you suck for saying that. Yeah, not in that real sense. Not in that gay literal sense. No, I know, it is a literal sense.

We want to beat you with the pipe. Go ahead. I'm right. Go ahead. I'll die right. I'll die right. How scared would you be if you, if you, if I gave you the option right now through some magical means to show you a time lapse of like your being and how you've changed from birth to now? Let's say hypothetically, like behind your back, you didn't even notice.

I took a dead on profile picture of you every single day since you were born. That's, first of all, horrifying. And showed you the timelines of it. Would you be okay to watch that? No, I don't care. What do you mean you don't care? I don't care about the past anymore. Well, if you don't care about the past, then, like, you'd be fine watching it.

I don't want to see it. Well, so you do care. You don't want to see it. Yeah, I guess. Why? It's already happened. I think I'd be curious. That's cool.

I think I'd be curious to see, like, how did my skull change? You know? Have I become more Raptor-like? There's like one solid year where you just look exactly like fucking Ted from the fucking Teddy Bear movie and he's like no, that's really you. That's not, you didn't, that's not a picture of Ted.

That's you. Derek, that's you. You were Ted for a year. You watched Ted recently or something? I don't remember. I tried to think of the most outlandish thing I could think of. There's one frame where you look at UT. Oh, right, right.

There's one frame every five years. Is E.T. Is E.T. Indian? Is that a count? Is that is that count? I don't know what counts now. What are we doing?

I don't want to say, but I can't get this too far. All right. But I really. Well, you got to pick you got to leave. Yeah. Yeah, definitely don't do it because that was a crazy life. You know what I actually really like? I like the.

It's just faking. No, I'm not. I feel it. I'm about to cry. I feel it. Who's the guy that plays do Pinder? Joe Pender? Joe Pender?

Do Pender. You know what I mean? From Deadpool. Yeah. Because I've seen him in a couple of things, too, and he's like, he's pretty funny. I like that guy. We got Vak Ramah Swamashw. Vick Vak Ramashwami.

Who is that fucking... Who's the Sopa Pippa guy? Oh. Oh, the Net Neutriety guy. Yeah. A jeet pie? A jeet pie. He had those crazy...

Do you see people talking about his lips? Because they're like... I don't remember them. They're way too big for his face. Really? Just like these, like, he has like women would be jealous, so you know, the ones that pumped their lips up. He had, like, those people. type of loose. What's the name of the guy?

He was like, Dan, I do, he gets down. He was an Indian, he was an Indian comedian. There's a, um, is he's an sorry? No, there's these sonner, of course, but there's another one. There's the, um, there's the one that I, uh, uh, I like Camel Nogiani, but the Coo. I knew you're going to do that. I liked Camel John Gianni, but then he got, he got buff. He got really big.

And now I kind of don't like him. And he was like, oh, uh, chicken and broccoli. And I'm like, fuck you. Fuck you. I, because they all do that. Y'all in Hollywood, they're all like, oh, you know hard work. I'm like, yes, we know hard work. Not Mac.

Mac is like 100% true. He was like... And? He was like... Oh, because he's a fucking... Because he's a comedy. He's not like a Hollywood actor. He's like, no, nigga, I'm on Roy.

Dude, you're sipping that ice coffee like you're fucking overjoyed to be drinking it. Dude, it's very good. Like you sip that? Like, I saw myself eating a popsicle in Central Park when I was seven years old just now. You sip that in your pussy drift a little bit. Oh, just a little bit. I'm gonna... Boof.

Did you ever see that thing where Jesse Waters was talking about how gay it was to drink with a straw? Yes. That guy is, I can't believe that guy has a job. It is truly wild. With Jesse Waters again? I don't even think he's fit to shovel dirt. Like, he's, he's that stupid. It's like even...

Is he a part of the cabinet? No, no. I'm surprised he is. It is kind of surprising. It's probably because he doesn't look masculine enough. Because you know, Trump, like, that's who he goes towards. Yeah. Trump thinks he's masculine.

So he always gets like he got that fucking Nazi dude from Fox Oh that's right yeah Who has like all the ruin tattoos and stuff And it's like oh yeah he's just in a paganism That's what it is Is that guy who threw the tomahawk at the fucking drummers And he threw a tomahawk So it's Pete Hegg said right?

Yes So there's a I used to work with like I think Fox and Friends or something Oh they were doing that like one of the And they were like And they were like out and about things Yeah they were doing one of the out and about segments And they were doing like a tomahawk throwing challenge or whatever

And it was this big wall And he does it and he throws it over the wall and hits like the drum of some dude on the other side is like part of like a marching thing for like Christmas or something. It was some weird thing. I don't remember what the, what the setup was exactly, but he fucking obviously missed. It's a shame. It didn't he hits him in the leg. He altered history because he clearly would not be in charge of our troops if he killed that dude. Yeah, or even just even he maimed him. Even if he made him. Like in the lawsuit there. What is he out of better? What is he a part of right now? Well, he's in, he's in charge of our troops.

So he was one of the people in Signal Gate that was like, oh yeah, that was a good. strike to blow up that building to get to one guy. Yeah, yeah. They went to that dude that went to the apartment building, his girlfriend's apartment building, they level the whole building. Yeah. And then like, everybody was like, how silly it is that they did that in signal. Like, nigger, we're going to talk about the killing dozens of people to get to one person?

Because that's a Tuesday, right? Oh, there's a roach in my apartment. Blow the building up. Very cool. It's very cool. But anyway, yeah, Pete Hick-Seth is cool. guy clearly a fucking Nazi but you know

it is what it is yeah I gotta go to Africa and get a ritual done on me so I come back like Craven the Hunter so I can just Craven the Hunt these mouth like So I could crave in the hunt I thought I thought you guys weren't gonna hear that part Are you guys gonna just go past it

I'm gonna crave in the hunt your ass I got craving to hunt it so I can craving to hunt you Don't do it Don't Craven to hunt me I'm about to hunt you Ravenly. That fucking rhino sound is so crazy. There's no way that was,

I think we talked about it before. It's like, clearly what happened is they were gonna fucking ADR that shit. And then they're like, this is too funny to not, we gotta leave this. This is arguably the only reason people are gonna come see this movie.

So we really got to keep this in. This sucks a great deal. But this should not stop. He became the rhinoceros. Rhinoceros? Yeah. Why do you say it like that? I'm saying it's like, no, you don't want to see it like rhinoceros.

Oh my God. Like, you know. Not rhinoceros and I rhinoceros. Yeah. You fucking dad. I reveling this. Good job, son. That's the type of joke that I would make to you back in the day when I was killing every rhino in history.

When I taught King Sid how to do jokes, I taught him wrong on purpose. He's such a bad dad That's so funny Oh my God I love the idea of teaching people Like it reminds me of like It's like Kung Powell When they teach the guy

How to fight wrong Oh right Right right right Yeah That idea is always My face bleeding That's the squeaky guys Yeah Wimp low

Wim I'm bleeding Before I win I'm bleeding Making me the victor There are lines from that movie that exists solely like verbatim in my head

it's taking up valuable I was getting late one time when I saw that movie and I ended up laughing myself out of sex that's what happened with me with bench warmers I was watching bench warmers and I was like you know like I am thin thing like that I started I was like getting

into the movie I was like this is way better than sex like toss that bitch you know it's better than sex John Heater and John Lovitz is the bench warmers yeah dude at least once At least once it's better than sex The second time you don't need

You don't pay attention I don't know it was way funnier than I thought it was gonna be I thought it was like oh I'm just gonna put on A stupid fucking comedy movie that we don't have to pay attention to And then I found myself like Paying attention to it a great deal I got my first blow job to a Seinfeld episode And it was in the background

It was in the background And I remember looking over and I was like How is the parking garage one You were like Oh what's up? Jerry was looking at you like What's going on Chris What's going on

Stop with me not being able to date 17-year-olds. What's going on? What's going on? Well, you're hot. She's going to graduate in one year. What's wrong with that? I'm only almost 60. Jerry, you shouldn't be watching this.

This means you're a pedophile. Bro, I was like 14. You're a fucking pedophile, Jerry. Why are you watching this? What do you mean? I just want to date a 17-year-old. She's young. He's not.

I didn't put him here. Like, what are you talking about? Peanuts on planes. He's right to defend itself. Help me, Jesus Christ, someone help me. Kingston's dad, help me. Oh, Jerry. Come here, Jerry.

It's okay. Let's go to the coffee shop, Jerry. My dad in fucking there with Kramer. Oh, man. He used an elephant gun on Kramer. All right, dude. Look, I'm caving with AI. I'm going to be like,

Soup Nazi episode, Kingston's dad. I'm going to prompt Kingston's dad. Oh, yeah. For jokes, right? Why not? Like, you know, fucked up with some safari guy. That shit would kill me.

Aw. Did you see the AI prompt that somebody did for the old Tom and Jerry shit? What? It's awful, dude. Somebody was, like, trying to celebrate. Look at how close it is. The cars were so fucked up. It was showing the street.

It looked so bad. But, like, that's what I want. You know what I mean? So I was like, wait, wait, that would be great. I wanted to stay that bad so I never not know what's that. I actually agree with that. It's going to change and I'm going to because I'm already sort of already

like I've been fueled twice I'm like this is bad. I've seen a couple of things. I've been using chat GPT for a lot. Chad GBTBT is fantastic for research. Is this better Google? It's better Siri. It is pretty good.

Yeah. It upsets me. The same thing series is effectively. I'm working on a like a Dante's Inferno video and, uh, yeah. It's not what you're going to think of it at all. Okay. But like I was, I was using it for,

research because I was like, hey, tell me when this came out. And I was also, like, cross-referencing to make sure that, like, that it was right. But, like, it's pretty accurate. And it does a good job of, like, doing stuff. So, not bad. It's pretty crazy. Aw. Mm-hmm. You're saying,

AI instead of your good old papy? Aww. I have so much knowledge to offer you. I know everything. I just won't tell you any of it. I won't tell you anything right. I've been to the Samarian libraries where they got buried. Your dad's actually, like, damn near Indiana Jones.

And that's why he left. And you've hated him ever since, even though he's like, by the way, Indiana Jones somehow is still a skeptic. Is he? Yeah. I mean, that's his character. No, but it doesn't make sense. He's a skeptic of the force even though he uses it.

In the movies, Harrison Ford's character. Even though he's used the force and he's like, oh, it doesn't make sense to me. A bunch of Jew magic. He's a quarter of Jewel. But no, like, character. He plays that kind of character and everything. No, but like it's, I think the force is a lot more, like, you can be a lot more skeptical of the force.

Until you see a Jedi, I don't know, make lightning come out of his fingers. Maybe he's not a something. No, because like that to me is like in a world where sci-fi technology exists to the extent that it does in Star Wars, like, I don't know, man. Like, why couldn't a device move something? Like, why couldn't a device shoot lightning? You know what I mean? Like, there's reasons to believe that. He saw angels.

fly out of the Ark of the Covenant and ascend into the sky. That's bullshit. He saw... That's fucking move. He saw the holy... He saw the holy... Make me some fucking Wong Tongues.

Right. He saw the Holy Grail. He met a 700-year-old night of the round table. That's gay. And he watched... Faking gay. Faking gay.

Aw. My entire life has been a fucking lie. Oh, goodness. Harrison Ford. You see, I mean, he says Harrison Ford. He says Harrison Ford. Wow. Present in the movie.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, sorry, or India. Mr. Harrison. And Mr. Harrison, uh, Jones or whatever. Mr. Harrison, Mr. Harrison Jones. Is that it? Yeah, I don't care. It's, I don't know, man.

It's crazy. Like, he has funny. He watched the Holy Grail, heal a bullet wound and see the arc of the covenant. Like, it's, it's just insane. I don't know. Yeah, he's that character. He's the guy that plays that character. It reminds me of Foreman and House.

Like, uh, Mike Epps or Omar Eps? Omar Eps. Yeah. He was like, I don't know. Like, every episode. House always gets it right. And every time he's like, I don't know, man. He's always pushing back.

And I'm like, wait, what name did you say? I said Mike. Like, which is Mikeups is a completely different person. Okay. For some reason, I imagined Eric Foreman. And I imagine that 70s. Well, his name is Foreman. His last name is Foreman.

I heard Foreman in my mind, like, auto-corrected house to that 70s show. And then I was like, wait, what is there not to believe in that 70? You know what I mean? Oh. What is there? Fess being a real human?

That's true. His face opens up and there's a little alien saying, Oh, Ryan's belt and his head. head. I think the thing is this, right? The thing for that, that's so stupid. The thing about House is that if House is wrong one of those times,

they're fucked. They're all fucked really bad. So that's why they have to like, hey, we can't let him do it because he's clearly madly autistic. Do you see the one where he's diagnosing a black man with skin cancer? Did you see that clip? What is that? What is the house clip?

What do you say? It's awesome. He walks in and he says. I will, but like, I'm telling you. like he walks in and he goes why do you think you're black are you sure i'm not fucking right i'm not even exaggerated it's like the whole god loves me more he says that and the whole thing it's like um it's hard to it's hard to detect skin cancer and black people um it's usually occurs in the hands and feet the white parts um and doesn't it didn't occur to me to check because

you're you know bruises all over because you're a football player or whatever and it's like look at that melanoma on your fucking foot blackie he doesn't say that exactly i might i might have improvised a little bit but blackie it's blackie it's But like it is, like, he walks in there, he goes, why do you think you're black? What? Which is a fucking wild question. He's clearly like, he's clearly just like. He's hyper autistic.

But this was before we understood autism. He's autistic in the way that the good doctor was trying to portray. You know, it's like, this motherfucker's like, he's gone. Yeah, he's. Yeah, he's. You know why you're black? That's a crazy fucking. That's his intro.

You know why you're black? Don't why you're black? He reminds me of Mick and everybody thinks, I'm crazy. And it's like, I don't know why. I know what you're saying, but you're wrong. I don't know what he's saying. He wants to see if Mick was like with like,

if Mick was completely different. That's what I mean. Like, what are you saying? I told him that. He was like, does Mick say shit like that? No, he was just like, dude. He's just tall and white.

He was like, dude, just be racist. He's like, just be racist instead of this. Like, just don't, don't bring this to me. Don't bring this wrong level to me. And I'm like, I don't know, man. Just be. Be racist is awesome. I sometimes want that.

I hate that. I would like them more if they were. I might be on their team maybe. I'm Weasley Fox. Like, dude, just say it. Like Charlie Kirk?

Just say, yeah. Just say something racist. I want to get a little tramp. I know if we read, did we answer the previous one? It was the Indian that we didn't finish it, but it was good enough.

Yeah, they definitely don't have favorite Indian. We love Indians. I love Indian food. I actually really want some non-chicken. Oh, I love Indian. I do the vegetable samoses and chicken

Like it's good shit. I get like a buttered chicken with some non-dude. I think any food is good, but I think Jamaicans perfected and it made it better. Yeah. Yeah. Duh. I'll fucking eat the Caribbean food a thousand times more than eating. Duh, we at least wash it.

You unraveled everything. You unraveled everything we did. Oh, God. I'm so trash. You were going to do it. You were ripping up. I got to take this room quick. I'm so happy I raised my son right.

I'm so happy my son's a saving bigot. Yeah. He sees them for the dirty, filthy people that they actually are. Yay. I love you, my son. Yay, my son, yay. My son, yay. Yeah, ma.

Oh, don't do it. I don't do it. I don't do it. Oh, God, that was close. Yay, moi, yay. My, yay. He's like throwing me into the air Hooray, hooray, hooray

He's to me, adult me right now He's throw you adult you in the air Real high And he's catching me He's catching me, but I'm like Yay I would never cross him ever Like you could like you would

You he's throwing you like About three stories high Ha Ha ha ha ha Oh yes Yes my gosh My beautiful boy, squeeze you a little bit. Yay.

Yeah. My racist son, yay. My little racist, my little racist. My little racist. I like that my son doesn't like mother. My little racist. My little racist. My little big.

I like that you don't like minorities either. Can we get away with that as merch? No. I think, I mean, no. If we could, if we could, if we, if we, targeted correctly. Yeah. Powerpuff eyes. Like you have power puff eyes. Why it doesn't have to be me? It doesn't have to be him. Why? I'm not the who's a racist. I just want to say I'm going to entertain what you said, but I just want to say that I just want an entire line of clothing that just has to do with him. But why is it just me? Do I have the marketable face? Am I the marketable? I think it just works. And I don't, first of all, I don't. I don't, I don't care about, I just think it, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, I don't care. I don't care. Listen, listen, listen, I don't care.

On his chode again. On his chode again, I just can't wait to get on his chode again. Hell yeah. He said, I recently started researching cryptozoology again. Again? Like cryptozoology? Yeah. I'd say crypto zoology.

Cryptozoology. So like fake, you know, cryptids. Oh, okay, gotcha. Fake animals. I was like crypto. That's what I thought, too. I was like, what the fuck? So I am compelled to offer a hypothetical.

You are offered an ungodly amount of money. Yeah, like, he's not saying here, but I'm thinking like $40. Amount of, to find and capture a cryptid, yeah, to find and capture a cryptid, all equipment needed will be provided. What cryptid would you choose? And how would you capture the elusive? bastard. Personally, I would hunt the Luska? It would take an entire crew, but fuck

it, I'll figure it out. Oh, Luska, I got to look this up. I was thinking of cryptos before. What was the most fuckable cryptid? All right, well, I guess you can have a question instead. I don't know. It's a good point. It's a good question, I guess. So it's the most fuckable. It's not a good question. Seam monster. Oh, it's a giant squid, it looks like. Oh, okay. Oh, shark

octopus hybrid? That is fucking crazy. That is wild. That sounds like a nightmare. That's a three-headed. It's a Three-headed shark squid. That is sick. Three-headed shark squid. Yo, that is badass.

Yeah, it's it. I mean, it looks cool as shit. That looks bought. Dude, if that was like an animal in like any game that I was playing, like if that showed up in like a mafia too. I think he's in mafia. I was like,

oh, he's going to say something like out of war. He's going to say, lost planet. I can see, all right, lost planet or something. Something makes a little bit more sense. Yeah,

you think? You already said, we already said, it's been fucking San Andreas. I mean, that would actually also make sense. Go fucking get him. Yeah. You know?

That's true. Go fucking get him right now. Go fucking kill that moly shock. A bigfoot is not in San Andreas, by the way. Oh, no, he's in... Five. Is he not in San Andreas? No.

San Andreas. No, he's not. Why do I remember that? No, everybody thought he was. No one found him. And then they're like, no, he's not in the game. It was a huge sight guys, and then everyone got fooled. I just got Mandela into believing something.

Yeah. Oh, I hate that. Yeah. Yeah, we never found them. We're like, God, we... He's in five, though, right? Uh, the, I think... But Shirley Temple is in Hunter the Reckoning, right?

Absolutely. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that is, that is verifiable, absolutely. After you pull your knife out of a were-wold, I know the Yeti is in... Blackface is there. I know the Yeti's in Red Dead 2. Or, like, the Bomberal Snowman.

I remember the game. Yeah, yeah, something like that. I know the vampire. You're killing the back of an alleyway with one shot or a gun. Yeah, yeah. Insane thing ever. That was cool

He comes near you as Shamed. Immediately they can give him a chance It's like Gotta do it It's so underwhelming I think I gotta go with Either the Chupacabra

With a Jersey devil You know The Chupacabra's classic Chupaccaper's classic I also just like there's so many There's so many different versions Of what that El Cucquee

Oh Baba Yaga Oh, that's not really cryptid It's like a folk thing But like fucking whatever That doesn't count I don't know I think it's I think it would

but it's also like it's a witch. I think the coolest one to find it. So it's not an animal? Yeah. That's the coolest one to find. Neschi is pretty cool. That's the coolest one to find. The Leketka is a dinosaur.

So that's more believably like insane. And it's like, oh, here's a dinosaur. Right. I got it in a pokey ball. You know, like, and in our universe, would it count like can James Avery be riding it too? Like,

because I would go with that. Okay. Yeah. That is not dead. Absolutely my answer. He's not dead. He's living with Nessie. I forgot about that movie entirely.

That we made that movie. Every once in a while I think about that. What are some cool cryptids? I think about the end of the movie. It's a great ending. It's a fucking great ending. For those of you who are curious, we did an extra ammo episode where we wrote,

what was it, Independence Day 2? Yeah, because we wrote the real one because the one that was in theaters was terrible. Yeah. So we made our own where, actually go pay and watch it. Yeah, go watch. Yeah, it's sitting there for you.

If you want. If you want. Come help my friend. It's, uh, it's still, I think it's still one of my favorite things we've done. We've, technically we've done some better stuff. But I think that one was just the, the silliest one that just makes me laugh. It was the silliest and it came together way better than it should have. It should have.

Yeah. Like it was unreasonably like there was somehow like a theme to it or whatever. Yeah, there was the, I think the humans employed all the cryptids to fight against the aliens. aliens. Yeah. And I don't remember the specifics. You should all go to listen to it. I think I think it's I also agree. I think it's one of the most fun ones that we ever did. Yeah. There's one called the alien, the alien, big cat. That sounds boring. What is it? I know it's a big cat, but like does it have anything that looks interesting? I think my thing is like the chupacabra because it's so. It's Puerto Rican, of course. It's not just Puerto Rican. So was the tupacabra like big when you guys were from too? Yeah. It was big over there. It's not American. All of them are like, oh, Tupacabra is going to take my. It's Puerto Rico is. I was going to take my. It's Puerto Ricocaver. It's going to take my. It's. It's, it's what. It's all of Puerto Ricocapercapa was. It's going to My son knows it's a fucking psychopath. There's a psychopath to eat your goat and fuck your dog. But my favorite thing about the chupacabra is that there's so many interpretations of what he looks like. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It's like there's a lot of dog versions, but then like there's like fucking this. Did you ever see Tupac the Tupacabra? Whoa, I never seen that. That was my first, not this drawing specifically, but something like that where it was like more like fishy or like fucking lizard-like. There's the Michigan dog man. The Michigan dog man? Yeah.

That sounds so adorable That's a fucking Werewolf Yeah this This is a nice werewolf Yeah that's I remember one time Because they always usually

Have red eyes Yeah And I do remember one time Being a kid And seeing the reflection On my neighbor's van Of their their back Break lights

Yeah And I was like Oh my gosh So the Chupacabra Because it was all red And like dark And shit What the fuck's going on

Tupacabra You saw the Tupacabra No You saw the Tupacabra? Of course, knowing my dumb ass, I'd run into one. I'd be like, well, here we go. I remember seeing an old racist drawing. It was called the Tupac Cobra.

And it was fucking, it was like a... You see this? That's exactly what it was. Yeah, that's what I was doing. The Tupacabra. That's so stupid. I never thought I would ever see that again. It's a Getty.

Yeah. Look at that guy. The Jersey Devil. Tupac Cobra. The Jersey Devil is a winged bipedal horse. That's so fucking stupid. Is that what that? is? Yeah, it would be a wing by people of horrors.

Are you serious? I've never thought about what, oh my god, someone tattooed it, of course. Of course they did. That is a waste of life. What a waste of a fucking tattoo. It's like that Drake one I showed you guys. That one's awesome. There's a skunk eight. Oh, Alex Pardee did this? Dude, there's a picture of the Jersey Devil look.

Ew. It's all blur. Of course it's blurry. Yeah, they're always so blurry. I love that. Dude, I didn't know Alex Pardee did this. That makes perfect sense. The Honey Island. Do you know this artist? I don't know who that guy is.

He's like really popular. He's, uh, he's, uh, I think he's based out of L.A. At least I see him. He does a lot of pop out stuff. Pop-up stuff. Oh, Mothman would be another one. But, but I only think about that because of the Mothman prophecies. Apparently like, Mothman is like a, like a, like an animal that you can find and fucking, what is it, the fallout game that takes place in West Virginia, 76.

Mm. He's a bummer because it's just like, damn. Like, I, it's such a good setting for Fallout. and then it's a multiplayer game so I don't want to play it but like I would love to play a single player fallout game set there with all the folklore there

it's fucking I want a New York fallout game I don't know why there's not a New York one I don't need one of those How old it would be so funny You find a rat king I'm sad that they never had a I'm sad that we never went to New York In Destiny or something See what the fuck's going on

I feel like New York is it takes too much to design it Is there other parts of destiny Take place on Earth? Yeah there's like uh because you go to old Europe The first map is old Russia It's like outside of like a Cosmogram And there's all this Russian shit

That's cool The first version Like can you still play that shit The Well Destiny Yes They got rid of it for a while

And then they brought it back Because it was like iconic And everybody missed it I see But yeah it takes place on earth And elsewhere But like I think the thing is

But the Manhattan Manhattan like It says like the Manhattan nuclear zone Or something in the lore I want to see what that is The fuck you're gonna tease You probably can't go there Nope

you're invincible in that game like who cares you'd probably just be hurt the whole time you'd be like oh no wow you're radiated I don't buy that I can be here I don't buy that

you're a magic person you're a magic but also the thing is that it's probably take so much to design it like that's probably like a passing like oh yeah I know I know I know that's the real

the real answer is budget I know yeah like obviously like if you're gonna do Manhattan you know how much you have to put into it to make Manhattan look reasonably like Manhattan not a lot of motherfuck is I can do something

we've been doing it for a long time actually in video games a couple bucks $48 Make a man. At least. At least $20. Okay?

$20. It's okay. All right. Let's see. Let's see the last one from God's hungus trans girl bottoming his shortest trans guy. That's crazy. Hey, you stinky fucks. Imagine if you will, a man with a three inch penis, but an eight inch erythra measured from the same place.

I know it goes to the bladder so it's longer inside. So it's what? So that's... So what do you pull out? So that it's almost like a flesh straw. inside is dick hole that extends an additional five inches patch his tip. You can make you another question if you want. You could have, you spent money to tell this to us.

Yeah, you can go to another question. That was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was just imagine it. I mean, that's what they asked. I did imagine it. I did imagine it. And it looks disgusting. It's like, like, like sounding yourself with a straw, I guess. Yeah. I mean, congratulations on being a hung trans woman. But, uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's always a good commodity if you're like, like, oh, I'm trans, and you're like, I'm hung. I might as well do porn or something. Yeah, rock around with the fucking techling a hip. Might as well use it. Yeah. It's good.

It's good stuff. Is that the last one? That's really the last one? I'm looking for another one. Yeah, please. Yeah, please. Talking about yourself for a little bit. I want to find, like, I don't know.

That was a... Wait, wait. It's not one to talk about. Let me see if it's a... What are you? Did you know there's three secret wars comics? What? There's three secret wars.

There's secret wars. The original one. Super secret. Then there's secret war. And then it's the secret wars That's so dumb Are you serious? Yeah

That's not a joke Not a joke at all All right man Secret wars obviously Would be on all that bullshit Then there's the secret war Which is pretty much Nick Fury

Takes a team of like Heroes Has them go fight Latvia On an illegal war He wears this war LaVaria With super superhumans And then like wipes their brains And they're like

Dude what the fuck Was that about? Hell yeah And Fury's like I did excited you Like you're fucking crazy. Yeah. And then the last one is just when they do the multiverse bullshit.

Oh, where they're like trying to have sex with everybody in every universe? I mean, someone probably is. I don't know. Something like that. I thought that was the whole point of the Secret Wars. And it was like a side thing in what you were just talking about with brains getting wiped and shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right on.

Looking good, man. Yeah, sorry. That was just like really riveting. I'm glad you had fun, man. So, Wester Stallone, but I'm absolutely living. No one told me. And then it cuts off.

I'm sorry. Oh, cool. Sorry, buddy. He's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a flaming fucking retardant probably. He says, sup metal gen, or mental gen. Uh, we're just wondering, what was the very first video game you guys ever played? Mine was actually the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES. Yes, I'm that old.

That's my answer as well. And it's actually is true. It's not like a, I, so, I can't say for sure. I just know my earliest. memory was number two Mario 2 Yeah I guess

I guess that's true Like I guess I could have been Sat in front of something That I don't remember Yeah But like the one that I remember Was the Duck Hunt Mario

Mario 1 Comback You know combo cartridge on NES Yeah Which I was Pretty old To be playing

For the first time Like it's very strange That was That happened to be The first video game That I played Maybe yellow Maybe yellow

Maybe fucking Mega Man Oh, Pokemon Oh, Pokemon 2. Yeah. Pokemon 2. My Mega Man 2. Pokemon 2.

Is Pokemon 2 just golden silver? There is no Pokemon 2. I mean, I guess none of them have named numbers. One of them does. It's black and white too. Are you serious? So they just made like a number.

So it's like Final Fantasy 13 too. Yeah, like X2. X3. Red and blue. Golden Sofer are a sequel to red and blue. And then black and white two are sequels to black and black and white. I think they're like, to me, all those colors is like, it's like Xbox with all their

stupid names. And then, and then PS, you know, places is just like, all right. There's so many dumb colored names. Six is next. Well, you know why? They'd even follow the color scheme correctly. They made crystal instead of platinum, like instead of fucking platinum. Yeah, I just, you know, so what the fuck are you doing?

It's just like, it's pretty stupid. The, um, yeah, the Xbox thing is weird because like, I, I wouldn't have called it Xbox 2 and Xbox 3 or anything, but like, there's so many better names. No, that could have been a way better to choose. than the ones that they did. Sequence that they could have come. You know what their logic was too because of that? They didn't want to call it the Xbox 60A, the Xbox 2,

because they figured people, and they're probably right about this, to be fair, is that they figured people would see Xbox 2 against PlayStation 3 and just assume that three was better because it was higher up, which sounds stupid, but like I actually could see that being real for a lot of people. That's why you're supposed to,

what a lot of companies do, they skip numbers. Oh, really? Yeah, a lot of times, like even iPhone, there was no iPhone 9. Oh, weird. Yeah, immediately it jumped to 10. So it was iPhone X. There was no 9?

Nope. iPhone 8. And then it went to 10. That was in 2016, actually. I think I remember that, yeah. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, I see what they're doing. They're just, and some, you know, sometimes it's superstitious reasons, but like, other times it's just like, we need to go up.

And that's why the fucking galaxy, it doesn't even matter anymore because they're doing, they're all the way on the year. They're just doing the year. So it's like, okay, S23. They're just so, like, they've got it locked on that. And so it just, to me, it's just. figure out a sequence that makes sense and like I think I think like squared

and cubed or something I think anything that where you can just keep going that can kind of like x squared anything I don't know if that's a good idea I don't know I think I think the issue that they had was the name of the Xbox 360 was

dope like that was a great fucking name but they locked themselves into a naming convention with that that wasn't good like because the Xbox 720 would suck It's a terrible name It doesn't hit the same It doesn't hit the same

It's dumb And so they were like Well what do we do now One Oh Yeah that's so crazy Like it's a crazy solution But like I see the issue

Initially at the very least They should have named an Xbox But the issue to me is just like All their code names were better That's everything though Everything's code names It happens a lot Yeah but like specifically

Because concepts are always cooler Than the final problem Yeah like the Nintendo Revolution They wanted to do Xbox like one right and they say all in one that's why I said like why not I feel like maybe I said this before Xbox Infinite and then fucking Halo Infinite comes out

Like are you kidding me Are you fucking kidding me guys? Did it come off? Did it come off? For the Infinite? For Xbox series consoles It did not launch it. It didn't launch. It was on the box It was on the box but it didn't watch

I'm just saying if it like that I feel like there could have been some type or anything but anyways it was like infinite possibilities and after that and if you want to stick with infinity or infinite then you just do I and then I2 I3 or something XI2 or something

then make it like numbers since they're supposed to be more the techy side anyway I just feel like they had so many things that they could explore but it seems like somebody at the meeting just said I don't know one and then they never moved past that

they were like sure you know what really bothered me it was that like there was an interview but like when everybody was speculating what it was going to be called the series the series X okay they're going to be like

what's the next concept going to be called. And then I think there was an interview with Phil Spencer said the name of the console will accurately reflect what the machine does. Fucking idiot. One. It does one. No, no, no. This was for Series X.

And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? Like, it makes more sense to say that for the Xbox One, actually, because I could actually, at least, even if I would disagree with it, I could see the reason. But like, what the fuck does series mean? What do you say? That doesn't mean anything. It means nothing. You just lied. Especially X represents literally lack thereof. Yeah.

It is a placeholder. So it's like, what does that mean unless you're saying 10? Right? Like, it's like Xbox Series X. It's basically say Xbox Series, find what the X. It means nothing. It's all for this equation. Yeah.

Xbox Series marks the spot. Marks the spot. And then what does S mean? What is that supposed to be sperm? What does that mean? Phil Spencer? What does that mean? Spirms?

Actually, what does it mean? Does it mean anything? Spurb? I think it's... Surprise. Surprise. You're not going to buy it. It's surprise.

They're taking... They're taking electronics nomenclature with that, I think, because, like, S is typically, like, the slim model or, like, the model that is, like, not... It's like the placeholder.

It's like the new thing, but it's not, like, the powerful new thing. Right. It's like the iPhone 10 and iPhone 10S, I remember, or, like, something like that. It was like an S there.

Well, the interesting thing is the S. So, maybe it's saying like it's a little bit because the S, that's interesting because the S was the more powerful version than the so like there was the 8 and then there's the 8 S. But I guess the X is like plus because there's 8S plus. I don't know man. It's naming is bad right now. It's stupid.

PlayStation got lucky. Yeah. They were just like. I got lucky. They did rudimentary. Well, no, well they did they, it's not that they did rudimentary. It's that they had a name that worked well with the rudimentary. And it looks good. Because Xbox 2 doesn't sound good. No. PlayStation, PlayStation, PlayStation,

PlayStation 2 PlayStation 3 Like play that it works What like it flows well So like they lucked out with that But Nintendo didn't Like Nintendo Entertainment System The Nintendo Entertainment System 2

Like no they were super Super Entertainment Entertainment Entertainment Entertainment And Nintendo 64 Because it's 64 bits And then it was GameCube We

We We you I think it was good I think it was good Switch Switch Which also Which by the way

Switch makes no sense Like it has nothing you do it. You can switch between home and a goal. You can dock or you can fuck yourself. You can switch between goal and having the switch too is actually like really uncommon for them. Even with Game Boy. They've never even with Game Boy, Game Boy Advance. Game Boy Advance.

Sp. Nintendo DS. Nintendo DSI. Nintendo 3DS but even three. It wasn't even like. I guess that's the only one that looks because like even all those Game Boy is very different. Yeah. Game Boy Micro.

Well, the game boy at SP is. And the Game Boy color, the Game Boy are the same thing. So the color looked pretty fucking similar, right? Well, the Game Boy and the Game Boy are the same thing because that one's smaller. Well, the Game Boy, so the Game Boy was a fucking brick. I know, yeah. And the color is actually way packed and looked a lot more sexy, I guess. It was still, it was triangular or whatever.

It was a lot sleaker. I remember, I remember being blown away by how different was. My sister had a Game Boy, and I used thinking, I was like, wow. I love the old. old Game Boy, dude. It just, it's, I remember playing, perfect representation of how shitty some games were back in the day. We're like, oh, we need to make a Game Boy version.

It's a Game Boy version of Killer Instinct. It was the worst thing I ever played in my life. I was like, this is. Dude, Game Boy games. Look, I gotta be real, man. I appreciate the Game Boy for what it is. Yeah. That console, the console was special.

A lot of what was there sucked Mando dick. Big penis. Like, I play, even the Game Boy Advance, to be honest. Like, I play, because I... No, no, advance has some gems. Sure, not nearly as much as, like, a home console. Like, I remember playing... Do you ever play Dragon Ball Z, uh, Tiketsu?

I know, not Takedu? Brother, man. This is... Was that the RPG one? No, it's a fighting game. You, I'm... They marketed it almost like a, like a Budakai, but like... Oh my God, I think I know.

They did play it. And they had a PSP Budakai, too. That was like Shin Budakai, and it was actually pretty good. But like... Dude, Dragon Ball Z. Taiketsu. If you look up gameplay footage of it, look up gameplay footage in fact. Because it is, not only is it, not only does it suck, it looks scuffed. Like it looks like, do you remember how, let me put it this way.

You know Dragon Ball's GT final bout? Yeah. It was, it felt like that kind of a thing. Yeah. What was the word again? Tai Ketsu, I think it was T-I-T-A-I-K-E, yeah. Just look at gameplay of it. Let me see it.

Even just the drawings? The thumbnail already took me out. I was just like, oh, wow, that's rough. Yeah, man. That's rough. Yeah, dude. Look at how Goku looks. Dude, it is, is that Maddie?

Oh, yeah. Well, he's, he's, is Dragon Ball Z. Takatsu, Tiketsu really that bad? Yeah, that is Maddie. That's so funny. Retrobound. What the fuck? How many channels does he have? He, dude, Mattie, Mr. Maddie plays.

He does a podcast with the Sacred Boys every now and again. Yeah. He's a workhorse, man. like the shit it's crazy he has like I think like three four channels oh and he's making a game okay this is Matt McMossils let me skip he's crazy

he's crazy I love Maddie but like that's that's wild it's a lot those people they do it I'm like less yeah I remember I remember dude it is so jank man anybody look up

Dragon Ball Z Taiketsu just look up gameplay of this just to understand what I was playing I was I was Did you see how it? He just hit Majin Buu with a spirit bomb and he moved two centimeters backwards. It is, I remember trying so desperately to gaslight myself into thinking that I liked it that game. Because it was like a Dragon Ball, you know, it was a Dragon Balls-E game on the Game Boyer.

Like, I wanted to love it. You know, and then I was just like, this sucks. This really sucks. I don't know what that is. Dragon Balls is a supersonic Warriors. That is not real what you just said. That's a fucking magic. Dragon Balls is these supersonic warriors.

Dragon Ball. Dragon Ball. Yes. That's not real. There's too many fucking Dragon Ball games, man. There's so many. Supersonic Warriors. What the fuck is this?

Why would I lie about that? Because you're... I know you weren't lying. I was just joking around. You're a bit liar. I don't know what this is, but it looks kind of similar. It was... Oh, it was on the DS.

It was... That was two on a DS. Oh, two on the DS. Yeah, one was on the Game Boy. Yeah, this looks kind of about that. Dude, Goku looks. crazy on that game. Goku looks like a fucking

yeaho ad dude. He was like a fucking fent fiend. A fent fiend. Do you remember what the first video game you played this? Did you answer that? It has to be the Pokemon or a Mega man.

Oh, yeah, I'm kind of sad that I don't have a more interesting, like I'm sad that my answer is so boring because it is literally Super Mario Brothers. A lot of times. For the AES.

But I was born in 93, so it's weird. What's the first game you finished? Finished? Oh, either Sonic 2 or Streets of Rage 2? probably like finish beginning to end I think probably Crash Bandicoot warped Or not warped, Crash Bandicoot 2 Cortex the second one

The first game I finished Was At least I think it was it was that the Crash or Spiro was one of them Might have been GoldenE or a Tomb Raider or something like that Yeah I was so bad at Tomb Raider still am It still I mean the controls are Controls are rough even in the new one where they like cleaned it up a little bit

Oh really? Like it's it's better Smokey put it's like a fucking Savon it's like a fucking Savon It's like, there's something wrong with you, dude. Yeah, it's crazy how good she is at that game. What? I accidentally, I'm sorry, son. I accidentally touched her little piggy toes. Oh.

Stop. It's okay, son. It's okay, so. I know I've raised you to be a massive homophob. You can take it sometimes, my little batima. I know I showed you Will and Grace and told you that they killed your mom. It's crazy. I'm sorry.

We gotta get the fuck out of here I'm getting hungry and tired That's correct You imagine guys like a child I hating gay people That is radical That is a radical in the fucking cool way That is insane

Aw Aw Just seething at them I hate gay people That's right son I hate gay people That's right Good son

Good hate gay people more The more, I hate them so much. Because I wanted to fuck the borers around because I hate him so much. Yes. Good job. Now remember, when we meet up with Harvey Firestein tonight, what are you going to do?

Not looking in the ice. Exactly. Good job. M-W-W. I love you. I love he. He goes and picks me out the window. He ponds me high as fuck.

And he catches me. Meeting him, for some reason, meeting Harvey Firestein is just fucking insane. Harvey Firestein Hello Kingston's dad Oh you know the guy that played up for Papatin died today He's been dead for a while

No I think he died today The guy who played Fucking Ducidius Dard Cidius, yeah I think he died today He died in 9-11 Oh okay never mind

I feel like that guy was ancient Not like 2001 What do we talk about You can read the names now man All right let's read the name We're gonna read the names of our $25 and up patrons Remember you can go over to patreon.com Slash of Star Tank

Emperor Ovalteen. And per Oval Tine. Chocolate a beverage. Did you ever drink her Oval Tine? I never had it. I did. I did. My mom was like, I don't know, I guess Oval Tine was a little bit healthier than Ness Quicks,

so she switched and I was like, Mom, I hate you so much. I love Oval Tine, but I like malt drinks as my grandma's a relic. Yeah. So I like malt beverages. I got used to it. I got used to it, but like it was a rough transition. Dude, you know what I used to be addicted to when I was a kid? Yeah.

I used to drink. I used to pound insures. Insured? Dude, I was yelked as like, like, I was, when I was nine or ten, I was like unreasonably, there's even, like, photos of me when I was like, pound. I had, like, three insurers, like, a day, minimum. And it was ridiculous. Plenty of protein.

It was stupid. And, like, when you do plenty of protein, even as, like, a kid, you're, like, you're active and shit. Sure. It looks stupid. You look gross. Like, it was really. really weird. You can see it in my head even.

You kind of fucking muscular head. What's the name of the other ones? It was protein and it was like the one that had the running guy on it. It was, um... Oh, it was running man's a little beverage. You fucking piece of shit. You're gonna read the names now. Let me look at what this thing is.

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My little botty boy. My little botty boy. Neil Patrick Harris. I'm fucking gay. What was it called? That's EA sports movement. Oh, Lutrimet. You remember Nutriman?

Huh? Nutrimet? I mean, that sounds familiar. I don't think I ever had it, though. That looks like a fucking thing from the 1950s. Yeah, well. I'm sure it was. Yeah, well, I love the banana vanilla ones.

I love these nutriments. Yeah, banana milk, nutrient. That looks fucking... Banana milk is fucking wild. The basis of Weasur be like, what's with these homies, these police shooting my girl? I am going to Resin with a Mortar, swapping out the handy-dandy notebook for the Death Notebook for the Death Note

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Penis. The answer to his riddle one. It's his penis? Yeah. You got me. And he says, riddle two, how do you poo? And a riddle three. Are you gay little B?

I like that last one. That's like rumpled still skin shit. Yeah, yeah. The last one was pretty good. Classic rumpled still skins. Rumple four skin. Netflix's Devil May Cry is my Halo 4. Replacing all the chalk powder at rock climbing gym with itching powder.

That's fucking so demonic. What are you? That's so demonic. What the fuck? M'am. Oh. Mead cheese. Wait, just like a piece.

He's cheesy out on the desk? No, bean and cheese. Oh, right. Sperman Piss burrito. Nothing at all. Hey, look up to tripophobia scalp, you gut liquors. Tertia. Kingston's dad?

It just, fucking. Welcome to that talk about. Can I help you? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Spurman, piss burrito. Heavy on the sperm. Heavy on the sperm.

Heavy on the sperm, no tortilla. No, what is it going? It's just a pile. It's just a pile in a wrapper. And you just... Eat it like it's going out of style. Let me get another. Can I get another bloke?

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I don't know Lefort I don't know Jordie LaForge? Joy do you know. An anti-wold coffee brand sounds incredibly counterproductive. That does sound. What would wharf be?

Sorry, I'm still on that thing. Gay orf. Would it be gay? Gayle? That is so clever. People named Gayor. I think that name's a good name, but it's stupid. Queerf is pretty cool.

Queerf is gay or. Gay or is that a real? Gay or. Gay or. a real name? Gay Lord. I know Gay Lord is. Uncle Tom Clancy's lynch yourself.

My neighbor in Vegas was named Gayola. I was like, what the hell? You were gay crayon? What's happening? Dude, I think I quit. Holy shit. Holy shit, that's the crazy thing ever. Are you a gay crayon?

I was like, I don't get it. Why is your name Gayola? Doesn't make any sense to me. You're looking at him as fucking slagged on. You fucking, you were some sort of a gay crayon or something like that. I fucking robbed him, you know? I robbed him. I robbed him all his colors.

He's fucking gay cray. You're making the gay crayola brand, aren't you? You're making a brand of gay craigrant. It's going to be a homo-rayble. You're freaking dumb punk. Why do you think I moved back? Why do you think I moved back here? Is that it want to be a little gay crayon wheeled and fruit cups?

That just means. me so tired. I just got a hit. I got a hit with a wave of exhaustion from that. I'm not going to go out anymore. I was going to, I had a plan of going out on my girlfriend today. Fuck that.

I'm going over. I'm going to bed immediately. That's good. I like that. I'm putting a bed on top of my body and I'm going to bed. That's good. Sleep. Yeah.

Penis envy. Not a joke. I'm too big. Norman Osborne. When someone quits halfway through the hand job, be like, finish it. Domo Nation. Vaughn of the Dead.

P. and J. Derek not Trump and his innocent hashtag free him be nice to the Sweeney round out of Asian missing his foreskin because they figured it was like, aw. He's expected here. New, new J. ID song dropped.

I think I might ejaculate to death. Jid? Oh, no, some little jittery. Jittery. He hasn't been making music for a little while. He had like a really good COVID and he took a break. Derek looked Derek looked a lot less, what?

Derek looks a lot less deformed Beetle juice green. What the fuck was that mean? A lot less deformed Beetlejuice green? I don't know what any of this means. I don't know what I'm just as lost as you. I don't know if I should go on the same boat.

We're on the same boat here, brother. We're all on the same boat here, brother. Thank you and how dare you. Don't shoot the messenger, brother. We're all on the same boat here, brother. We're all trying to get some. Snartank RPG demo is out at Snartank RPG for the link. All right.

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versus Mecha Wigger. Losing all my friends in the custody battle. Kurt Cobain, POV. Check out where the winds meet the Kung Fu RPG coming. I never heard of that. Never heard of that either. Yeah. I'm playing Final Fantasy 6 again. That game is so good, man.

FS6 is so good, man. I would do a three remake of that one. Like the 7? You're probably going to do three first, though. Death. Three? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Jack W.

You mean six? Jack W.F.M. Well, those are two most popular, I think. Message from Briol. He has finished. 10. 10 is crazy. He's finished his guitar bonding building course and is now working at either.

That's in Japan. I'm probably thinking of like before 10 and everybody was like the three and six were goaded. And obviously seven exploded it, right? Yeah. Which is three to you? Which is three to you? Which one is three to me? Yes.

So for me, the one with Terra is six. Some people it's three. Yeah. What do you, what do you? Because Final Fantasy six in Japan is three for us. Oh, that's what you're saying. Yeah. Dude, I don't even know at this point now.

Is the main character a girl in the one you're talking about? No. There's a bunch of little kids, right? Yeah, I'm thinking of. So that's three. That's actually three. That's it. I'm thinking of three. Four in America, we got three after, like six was supposed to be six.

but it ended up being three for us for some reason in the Meth American release. I don't know why they did that. I don't know how it happened that way. I don't know. Colin would know. Is he a JRP guy? It wasn't he a classic JRPG guy?

Well, he just knows he's just extensively knowledgeable on that shit. It's all he studied for years. You know? I want to, I wanted to make a remake of that one. That'd be really cool. It's so funny. Like he used to do game facts.

He used to do game guides on old like message boards or whatever. and because there's so many old games coming out again, people are using his guides that when he wrote when he was like in high school. Interesting. Very funny. Arthur Morgan, he fan. Arthur Morgan voice,

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Kingpin singing black parade When I was A young boy My father Took me Into the city To see a marching band He said

Nigger We saw black people Son I I My brain wants to be racist with it. I'm getting really weak. I want to do like, oh, okay. That's crazy.

I'm getting really weak, guys. One of the last three bites of my burrito? No, absolutely that. To keep you sustained? You want some of the sperm burrito? I don't think about eating other people's food. Like, I can't do it. I don't know what it is.

I can share drinks, but I can't eat, like, bite other people's, like, bitten food. When people, when people offer me. I can bite the other side of something, but like, you know. I get it. I get it.

Someone offering me something that's already bitten sets me the fuck off. Yeah? It's like, You're going to give me some of you fucking mangy grumped on. You think I'm fucking trash, don't you? You should be sad. You think I'm a fucking pigeon on the street?

You think I'm a bee so. You think I'm a seagull that you can just throw a piece of bread at, you piece of shit. I'll show you an animal. I'll show you my own fucking tear. I'll tear down this whole city right now. I'll burn everybody. Yo, I saw this video. Just for that.

Just for that. Dude, I saw this clip of this guy on Twitter. He came on French fries and put them in the middle of a parking lot and just watched seagulls. Oh, man! No! Don't feed your... Come to people. That's...

What is wrong with people? Don't feed your cum to... What's wrong with the fucking seagulls scarfing that shit up? That is a good point. Well... Just having a good time, Chuck. They go... They go...

They're gargling The fries going up and down In their throat Go Go Go gawk Go gawk It's fine

People that do that Should absolutely Dude what an asshole They should all be put in a box And the box should be Dropped in the ocean To be fair You know

I mean unless the Seagles You know Maybe they'd be mad If they're like Hey you're gay now But like other than that You know It would bother them

Other than that Like I'm not gay Look we all know Women that You know They lap that shit Can birds be gay?

Yes Because they all have cloacas, don't they Animals can be good point No but they all have the same thing But I guess they can They can figure it out Don't male birds have penis They can figure out

Yeah What are their Pneuses? I don't think they do I think they just rub their fucking little holes on each other Well no they don't have sex like that Don't they?

I'm pretty sure they do No birds is fertilized eggs Remember? No I'm pretty sure what happens is I'm pretty sure like a male bird I saw a duck Fuck another duck Well they have penises

Oh yeah they got the crazy penis Yeah they have like rapist penises They look They look like... You ever seen that shit? They like... Yeah. Did you see blood of...

They got wine bottle opener penis? You ever seen blood of Zeus? You ever seen blood of Zeus? Yes. The spear of the brother that's evil. They just look like that. Yeah, they look a little bit like... They look a little bit like the bad guy from Luma...

Lumon. Moulon's sword. Luman? You told you fixed it. I still said Lubon again. You literally... Oh, you mean the fucking yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That stupid fucking waving sword.

Lumon. I'm not going to read the names Bye guys Lou Reed I'll see you later Lou Bega Lou Bega He died

Kingston singing my hump As a duet with his dad Killed him Probably I killed Lou Bega again Oh sorry I killed another elected official Oh man

Oh man they were going to try Communist policies He said me and I It looks like I've got a little bit of funerals In my side Oh, I'm destabilizing other country, Kingston. Oh, man, look at this. That's crazy.

A little bit of dodging cops each night. You remember when... What was the country that was really nice and they got fucking set back to the Stone Age? It was a Middle Eastern country that was like really progressive and everything. A lot of them you mean. Oh, you mean Iran. Iran. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Wow, look at all these women having free rights. Let's change that. Let's ruin that. That's actually what, so what, 2011, 2010? That's what happened to Egypt? Yeah. They experienced their own that. They're like, hey, we're thriving.

We're great. And they got decimated, destroyed, all their stuff. And then the Muslim brother came in and they're like, hey. What happened to Egypt? Did it, like, rain a lot or something? Yeah. If it rained a fuck tonne, would it be like a all quick time? Would it be like an all quickson?

It would be a bad situation. Would it be all quicksand if it rained like a metric fuckton? If it rained a metric fuckton in Egypt, I suspect that it would be a really big problem. Right now it absolutely would be. Cairo would be very, like just women mud wrestling everywhere. It would be crazy. Yeah. But like suffocating and dying from.

But suffocate, yeah. It would look like they're wrestling, but they're actually struggling. Yeah. All the guys are like, ooh, ooh, they do that cartoon dog thing

where you did. He takes his dick out. The fact that he framed, instant frame into that. I love that. I really think that's one of the funniest things I've seen in my life. It's fantastic.

I wish I was talented enough to do something like that. I showed that to Ben, when he was driving, he pulled over. He was like, he was like, you have to pull it. So I don't even know

what the reference it, or like, what is from specifically, this old cartoon like a dog doing the classic like ooh catcalls what a hot woman and like eyes coming out the tongues rolling out like stomping the foot

and then it immediately like really convincingly shifts just like he just pulls his he just pulls his dick out and starts jerking off but it's so well done dude it's great do you have it instantly gets hard and starts beating off it's crazy he was getting hard to hold it I want to see it again I think I think I needed to wake me up

where you're not seeing his like his his piece like grow it just it's just it ready yeah add attention it's pretty impressive gids Derek is a carbon copy of Sean Soco I don't even know who that is that Sean Soco this is probably some racist shit let's try yeah we'll see I got no idea unless it's like

you know it's funny I've had people be like these guys are funny but Chris definitely listens to too much Comtown I'm not even exaggerating to you guys I've never seen a single episode of Comptown not once I absolutely know that I've seen clips you know every now

again, but I've never sat through a, I think I've maybe seen exactly like maybe like 15 minutes of come town. I'm the comtown guy. Yeah, it's Derek. As a matter of fact, I was just listening to because they have the streams that they stream all the episodes. Oh yeah. I was like, oh, like, just fuck it. I'm just put anything on. That's a good idea. Yeah. It's cool. How do you do that? I don't know. I should ask the guy that does it. That might not be a bad idea. Yeah. Although I don't know. Actually, no, it would be a bad idea for our show. From a... We get banned immediately. I mean, they've been, it's been, it's been, it could be a separate thing. I'll ask at least and see how that

works. But yeah, I do not look like Sean Soko. What the fuck? It's just like a, there's a black guy. Yeah, no. It's a black man. It's literally just a black guy in a hat. That is true. It's a black guy on a hat and he's like, that's that's enough. You look like him in the same way that a lot of people tell me I look like the people.

Oh, with the glasses. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like, you look like eye dives. I'm like, okay. You look black. Yeah. I don't look anything like. Yeah, but yeah, I get it. Like, oh, white guy glasses. Yeah, I get it. Yes.

Dude, I love this video so much. And the chair. It's so crazy. I want to, I want to like. It's a logical conclusions. I've been waiting for the right reason to post that on Twitter. I want to cut it a little bit sooner, though. You got a chair.

I want to, I want the dig to come out, but I wanted to almost register. Like, did that, did that, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Question. Gids. I'm gonna send you I'm gonna send you a girl Gids

Sweenne looks like The Pott of Greed card Finish it Finish it Both of you finish it Swin looks like the pot of greed card I see you In fact

He looks like He looks like pot of greed You look like pot of greed You look like pot of green I've seen you I've seen you in moments Look like pot of green Actually what he just did

What he just did probably It was pretty accurate That was pretty good That looks like That's just pot of greed right there. That's just me. Welcome to the Star Trek podcast featuring your host, Chris, Chris, Chris, Reaga, Derek Blackman, and pot of greed. Shut of fuck up.

I'm clipping that, and we're having a pot of greed. We're having a pot of greed off. Yeah, we're having a pot of greed off. We're having pot of greed merch with your face. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I have this image just saved on my phone randomly. Who is that?

I love it. That's Janet Jackson. Is that real? Is it unedited? It has to be edited. Like the smirk she's The smirks she's doing No

Mackie no I love how fucking nefarious he looks He just looks like Like his mouth is just too small man I can't is his chin and his mouth It's like it's a cartoon Is he half white at all or like any percent white He just came out of the pussy and it smashed his jaw

That's nefarious That's a nefarious staring like a white way I don't know how to describe it I don't know I just feel like you I feel like if you know, you know, like, I don't know. Like, that's like the way that stare works. What are you watching? Is that a little jick going to him?

No, this is my being a pedophiles. Oh. In fact, I got molested by my dog and bitten by my uncles. That's crazy. Kingston's dad hunting the firewolf to extinction. V. cybernetically attaching a silencer to his mouth to his mouth. Oh, my God. That is crazy.

V. cybernetically attaching a silencer to his mouth. so we can scream the N-word in public. Sugar gay. That's crazy. Sugar gay, I just want a guy. Put your dick inside me, baby. Kevin Durant's feet.

My V is black, though. Who? V. My V. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, my V's a black person. Yeah.

He's like a rostomani. He has the fucking dredge and everything too with the hard eyes. Mine's an Asian woman. I couldn't find a mod, but I wanted to look like a, oh, fuck, I forgot his name. The guy looks like Rick Ross. Oh, Rick Ross. The guy that you get the job from him. A black guy that wanted to shoot you?

Yeah. Yeah. I forgot his name. Rock wrist. I hate you. That's my evil twit and rock wrist. Rock wrist. Oh my God. I got this job for you.

You ain't even know it. All right. Kevin Durant's feet. I shot you on the face. You ain't even know it. I mean, he's going to back in head, right? I guess you did know it. And then you woke up in the dumpster because that Asian guy found you.

Testified against John Gotti and put him in prison. He ain't even know it. It's me. Sammy the. S.J. Wan Ting Me no no why. Cops took us down to the station. They were fucking us for fun.

I'm just waiting for the busy to make me come. Fuck you ain't. Fuck you. I ain't paying my TV license. Bitch. Mr. Pants. 30 Uncle Ruckus's gang bang Derek. Fuck face unstoppable. Derek did you change the thumbnail for one of your extra ammoes to an x-ray? Why? That was me. That was me. That was me. And I really don't know why. Anytime the extra ammo thumbnails have thumbnails.

It's because of Chris. Yeah. I think I may have done one. Yeah. It really is just like an A-C-D-C thing. It's an O-C thing for me. Oh, gross. Big.

I don't like seeing, I don't like seeing thumbnails. That's just the still from the video. I get it. It bothers me. It feels gross to see. So I just like, anything is better than that.

So I just pick a random thing off my camera reel. I get it. I still think about this shit every day. No, you don't. Every shit every day. All right. Right, he's showing memes again. I'm sorry, guys.

I don't know. The way his face is, I'm like, get out of here. Oh, so he's showing, he constantly puts me on narration duty by doing this. Yeah. He's the guy. He's showing the goonicide. The guy who drove up to the fucking. Oh, that guy.

He is the charming smiles, but he's like, I didn't know was dubbed goonicide. That's really fantastic. He didn't know that? No. I feel like there are certain things you don't make fun of them. is that guy who rolled up to the fucking bikini barista thing and like with no pants got called out on video drove away and killed himself.

Dude, goodness. I was thinking about that every day because I think of the smile here out of his face. He's like. He looks like he's about to be photographed for like a Disney spread. He looks like he's a Disney actor who's like going to be like...

The thing that's so crazy is like... Bim, boom, boom! You know what I mean? Instead of drawing Mickey Mouse Mouse with like a fancy glow stick and after effects, he drove to a parking lot and shot himself in the neck. I don't understand his reaction, though.

Because... He was surprised. But, like, you're walking up with your pants down. What if that was Kingston's dad? My dad would have died. That's exactly. Like, that guy still... Yeah, Kingston's dad actually did it too.

Oh, you're calling me out for masturbating at a place. What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? I'm going to go kill myself, I guess. I guess. I'm going to go try to kill myself. Blah!

And then... Oh my God, it reverses. Yes, I can't go yet. Yes, it must not be my time. You gotta keep taking care of my son. It's got to be my son who doesn't. It's got to be myself. I mean...

Fuck face, unstoppable. Derek, did you change something? All right that, right? Aragorn cutting out Netanyahu's calling while Legolas and Gimley compete over who can dome the most IDF soldiers. The after birth of Pussy and Tim's Jolly old dipshit, ace of parades.

Cholomorphs? that's crazy Cholo like animorphs but Cholomoros I don't even like Xenomorphs but Cholos

I mean both of them work I think Mexican xenomorphs sound horrible Cholo Morphs of either way Yeah that's badass Orale Or dead space

Dead space as well Dead space with the necomorphs The Negroes Those are the Negro morphs to me Those are crazy That's that's That's how am I gonna say that Oh you just curbsomom them too

I'm gonna say Rosemble That's Resident Evil that's Resident Evil 5 I can't wait Dame Dame just got cleared It's gonna be ordained It's gonna light over me It's gonna freak time in Cream City

Goatman Scarecrows in the dungeon was from The Bad to the Bone Bit Right Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky Are like giant cocks I can really use a dick right now Dick right now Captain Joke America

protects dire wolf puppies from Kingston's dad. P.P. Let me find them. Let me pet one. Why I ought to let me at him? The world's longest gun. So he can just be in his house.

Kingston's dad's this frangely. He fights like this. Oh, of course he does. But every hit is critical. Every hit is critical. It hurts so fucking much. Pee-P. Kind of fat, but somebody's got to do it.

Got to put on my ass and somebody got to do it. Hirk, jerked this peeve up. Little closet, Little closet Clan Kledl, learning how to Except that he's a gay beetle by deep-throating Kingston's dad. Kingsen's dads are really making a fucking... He's a rock star.

I hate these beel-bees. He's a star. So fucking much. I hate them so much. Sonic fans found a way to make a pilot Xbox 60 games. Backemanga threatening to rape Elon and Trump's son, they're going to... Oh yeah, right. What are we got?

Uh-oh. This premise is fucking outrageous. Son, they're going to boomerang firing squad, me? Imagine doing that! How many people? How many people? How many boomerangs? Is there like, say, like a big, like trash can or a barrel full of boomerangs?

And then they're just fucking, they're just going until you're done. Bink, pink, bing. Dude, that is fucking outrageous. That's what, dude, please just shoot me. A fucking, a fucking weaponized woman with the blade on end of it. I've seen them hit into trees and be stuck in the tree. Like, hard to get out. This guy is doomed.

Yeah, that's what Sharp does to wood. I'm so tired and hungry I haven't eaten at all today Yeah that was my I was like I have to eat that I was afraid to open my fridge while the power is that Oh I'm quite hungry I'm sorry

Kinks you're so hungry Would you like some of my milk I've been lactating son Just for you suck on my fucking milk Suck on my milk It's almond It's almond milk Suck my

Suck my Suck my male milk son okay dad I guess okay dad I guess oh yes hmm oh yes

this makes up for all of the years I wasn't here I was out saving the world we're gonna order a better place for you son I was out deporting immigrants to town

to countries they weren't even born in it's all because of me son today we honor a great man Kingston's dad Kingston's dad

Giving us the idea Of taking the immigrants to El Salvador He gave us the idea To change the name of the Gulf of Mexico To the Gulf of Kingston The Gulf of Kingston The Gulf of Kingston's dad

I thought America was a better idea But he out-talked me He drives a hard bargain He said crash the economy He said I thought that's an interesting idea No one's tried to do that on purpose It only happens bad Because we do it by

accident. If we did it on purpose, then it's not so bad because it happens and it's a bad thing, but it's on purpose, so it's technically a success. You can't fail if you try to fail. If you try to fail, then you fail and you win. Right. Absolutely. I love you, Trump. I love you so much, Trump. More than my son. I can't take any credit for this. This is all and dedicated to my son. I dedicate all that is happening in the world right now to my son. My little bottom. He's a little bottyman, you know, like you, you're a bottyman probably too. He's the biggest little body man. Of course.

Botteeman. A big of the old time. It's like a pregnant bee in that word. Of course. Of course, I understand. Come up here, Kingston, and I'm just in there. Like, I'm in the toilet and all of a sudden I open a door. I'm out on it.

You're there. All right. Especially the kid, Bam, met Kingston and Kingston's dad had a messy anal prolap. There's so many king's dad. I don't get mad, I get even. I wash his clothes in my seam. It is Chuban Kasuga says, Play Monster Honor, post-Clarity Nut from hell's heart.

I come at the Star Coffee, the Irish equivalent to Hercules, uses a spear called Gay Bulge. Nice. Ush, surging deep inside, like a violent tide, tugged on by, an angry moon. It's blood inside, my turgid cock. I want to fuck gay butt.

Whoa. Consider again that pale blue dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. Is it Carl Sagan? Every saint and sinner in the history of our species lives on this pale

blue dot. Gay blue dot. Gay blue dot. Every kingston's dad lives on this pale blue dot. Is there life on other planets? Maybe. But are they as smart as Kingston's dad?

We just may never know. If you know Carl's saying it, I think that's actually a pretty good impression. I never think I didn't think of that actually ever Not bad. It's not bad at all. Aw. Aw. You know, I've had a problem lately where I'm doing that, but like, just stimming.

Yeah. Like, it's like a vocal stem. Like, I'll be, like, walking around and be like, mm-aw. I dropped my phone on the ground the other day. I was like, aw. It's happening. It's happening. I hate you guys.

Craig the Canadian loss and then hieroglyphics. My, hmm. Can you jail break my PSP for me, son. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Come titty. Snartang fans are now homeless. and deported service agent two six seven uh

wait I might have fucked up here oh no I didn't where's my son resurrect my son real quick 8 year in detail lowering his weapon in halo 3 dog the baby hunter badly brave sorry miss Jackson and bomber guy Sweene put the memes down hey Derek you should listen to Combe Christ I hear you'll have modern demon

or heads off smoky's pyromatic maniac sibling Jordan in his suit with a southern drawl Nikki Ziggie young Sweeney loves his dad Yes. Still, I hear you say, you're going to tell your wife. Now I'm just trying to stay inside.

Let me not, because it's not too gay. It's, oh my God. I just understood with it. What this is? Still, I hear you say, you're going to tell your wife. Now I'm just trying. It's not too gay. It's never too gay.

Not too bad. There's something there, never too gay. Yeah. That's good. There's something there. Absolutely. Not too gay. It's never too gay.

It's not bad. That's pretty, that's like a T-ball kind of, you know? That sets himself up for fucking success. Hiring Keith David to play Kingston's dad dash goopy. Uncle Chip turning into Chuckie Salsa. Of course. There'll be an honor to make Kingston's dad. I'll do it.

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How Dracula flow says it. Merck's 1889. John Strickland, Sandman.gov, limpiscuits and gravy, me be fishy. Chris, how do we get Sweden or dark on Summon Signs or Steli? People in the comments are always wanting it. P.P. Country trod. Take my hole to the gaze.

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Lily Voice, Sweene, you're a good kisser, but also reveals herself to be Sween's dad, a F slum. Stupid. He's been disguises as your girlfriend the whole time.

Oh my God, Jamie Kennedy died. Bill Murray's black germ, negrosis Jones. Negrossus Jones. Dave Grohl, one of my kids is not like the other one of my kids has a different mother giving Derek's black bug-eyed face throat shots that's awesome damn that is crazy oh fuck man throat shots too at it that's insane no funny name just talk just taking a fat shit right now

Kremlin to Gremlin cool uh j d vance ferociously sucking on Elon's soy boobs and the demanding that he take he says thank you afterwards of course uh waiting for the sweet hunting tier i want his pelt obie won't you blow me Key David, Keith David, Keith David, Keith David, Keith David, Keith David, Keith David, Keith David. That's cool. Drip M.H. Lord of all drip. Slurping, stroke, and smoking jokin, stealing Sween's pelt in his sleep and moving in his sleep, and moving in his grandma to make her happy in her final years. Uncle Ruckus voice. That's so crazy. Uncle Ruckus voice, drag damn knuckles or Popeyes. You all got to watch the song Squashed Endward by Chris Lilly, who's a white Australian.

We did that. We did. That piece of shit fucking our shit got claimed. Because of that? Yeah, and I was like, oh, was going to cut it out. And I was like, oh, I was going to cut it out. And I was like, oh, wait, let me, I'll work. Because I didn't know if cutting out makes it, like, unavailable to watch. I can't remember how it works because I've never cut live. Oh, yeah, I don't know. I'll take things down and then just do it.

But I was like, this is going to take forever to do it again. And then the check takes fucking forever. Yeah. Anyway, long story short, I just left it. And I was like, I'll fuck with it. And then I forgot. So I was just like, whatever. It's just sharing.

It's sharing revenue. Which means basically we'll share like $20 or whatever the episode will make. You know, it's not like. Okay. Yeah. Whatever. It's fine. That's annoying. It's annoying, but it's fine. It's not like it's flagged or heard or channel or anything. Yeah, the, um, that's why I usually try to talk a little bit over whenever we do it. It's not because I'm trying to interrupt. It's literally just because like the muddier you can make the sound. The heart of that is to track. I didn't. So I thought that was obscure enough that that's why I didn't even. That me too. Like I thought for shit like what the fuck? It was so long. Like the, but yeah, it was like, what the fuck is this? This is no way this person has their shit on like a.

Yeah. Like a label isn't written. Black chainsaws be like... Uh-oh. Black chainsaws be like... Just say it, man. I'm not going to say that. Just the end word over, right?

He's like, no, no, no, yeah, yeah. I get it. That's pretty cool. Nug-Yark-Serk, Yon-Mot, and Namkeb, Kared.

Raid Shadow Legends. Rade Shattle Legends. Oh, I love Raid Shattle Legends. Oh, son. It's too addicted. We haven't had a voice in a while. that's probably it. Penis.

Strong. Nafram. Melfis 1. And rounding out our list. Oh my God. We made it. We did it. The king of haphazard.

The king of me. I hate it. The king of Kingston's dad. It'll be over soon. It'll be over soon. There's going to be some new thing. Yeah. This is just the latest meta man.

It is just like a little bit. Dude, remember when everybody was key David for fucking months? That was great. That was funny. Yeah. And then it passed. And then it passed. Yeah.

But Kingston's dad will live on for quite some time And I think we'll get at least a couple of different He's got a guest star on one of these episodes He's gonna hear about this He's gonna he's gonna be like I hear you're making episodes about me Yeah you're not paying any royalties to me But you're using me crazy he's gonna sue you Is this to us because we're using him as his likeness even though I'm

Yeah Yeah Like he's gonna look exactly like that picture He's gonna dress like the picture just to prove that like we're using his life That's diabolical That is crazy. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here.

Bye guys. Bye, baddie boys. Bucky boy. Goodbye. Later, niggas. I like that. Instead of homeless listeners or whatever, they should be Bati boys or what would you call them?

I don't know. Not that. It's disrespectful. And being homeless isn't?