The Snark Tank - #319: Justkilled Dapope Vance

Episode Date: April 25, 2025

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programs at asuonline.asu.edu. If you threw a full bottle of water at him while he was deep while he was meditating in peace that would have been pretty nice. That would have been great. Oh, what? You piece of shit, you fucking trash can. I think it would have been a pretty good start to the show. That's funny.

Hell yeah. But it's fun. Welcome to the Star Trek podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, sweet. It's him, Derek. Look at him. Are you choking? No, I tried not to spit my water out.

Oh, damn. Are you the only person who... You're the only person who hasn't gotten gotten... No, no, you, you. No, I spit it. I was the first one. Yeah. They came through my nose.

Yeah, we were doing the... No, I was the first one, I think. Yeah, it was doing... When we had the one camera over there. And we were doing the... Frankie Munis is the Hulk. Oh, right. And it got me.

That was a good one. I didn't expect to hear the N-word so many times. You see who Frankie Munis tweeted recently? he was with them he was with um what's his name uh father he was Hugh Brian Cranston

and he's with the mother Hugh he was he was he was he yeah huh was his name Hugh and I'm in the mom his name's Hal

I was like I wasn't sure He was from Jimmy Nutra I was just sure he was saying types of dads though I yeah okay sure yeah

I guess vaguely like somewhat they're both like wacky kind of is wacky people Like good-spirited. Mm-hmm. Although, Hugh, I don't know, man.

So two days ago, Frankie Mina said, if I'm being 100% honest, mentally slash emotionally, I may be at a new low. Just wanted to say it out loud. Oh, well, I'm sorry, man. Poor kid.

He's a grown-ass man. He's a grown-ass man. I still think of as Malcolm being in the middle. Yeah, he's, I guess he's not doing well. Who the fuck is? He does monster truck stuff. Well, he races too. He's like a NASCAR guy.

Maybe not NASCAR, but I know it's racing, some racing thing. Yeah. And I'm just kind of like, it just sucks seeing when people are pretty well off. They're doing their dreams. Like he's always wanted to do the racing thing. He's like, everything still sucks. Yeah, people, I mean, people acclimate to their surroundings, you know. That's kind of the thing that sucks about being a person.

Is that like a dog and like a cat, like they're fucking content, you know, because they don't know that they can want anything else. I just, I just, dude, I. I genuinely can play video games all day for the rest of my life and I'd be fine. Oh, yeah. No, absolutely. That's why it's like. But, but like Frankie Munez was a child actor. So like, I don't even think he really gets.

Like our perception of how rich and famous he actually is versus versus how like it actually manifests. Right. As far as like real value to him is probably way off. You think he got molested. Probably. Wouldn't it be, would it be surprising if. he did. Statistically, I would not be shocked. It's 50-50.

It's a point-toss. I feel like being, I feel like it's not 50-50. I feel like it's like 78. It's like 80. No, I don't think it's 80-20. I think it's 80-20, bro. 80-20 in the favor of him being molested. Some sort of sexual misconduct or abuse, 80-20. 100%.

I mean, that's different. 100%. Now let's say, we go off of your 80-20. Who did it? Who did it? Who done did it? I don't know. You think it was like a producer or like the director? Maybe. It's usually like a fucking director of like a DP you know what I mean yeah director of photography I think it was um Francis his brother um Danny Masterson since he was already like oh yeah why not doing some crazy

wouldn't it be wild if you could just kind of like pin crimes on people who are already in jail for other crimes because they're just like why not just stack him he's not getting out right that's crazy that means bad people would stay out well well well there's bad people who do bad things and then there there's bad people who do bad things and then there's good people who do bad things I brought this up to Lily, actually. I brought up the fact that, like, there are good people that are taught how to do good things. There are bad people taught how to do good things. And there's good people who are taught to good things.

And there's good people who are doing good things, you know? Like, we're all sort of a mixed bag. Like, I think I'm a bad person that was taught good stuff. Oh. Oh, interesting. That's what I think. I think, I think Lily. Do you think you actively fight to do and be good?

I think when I was younger, I had every inclination towards being a bad person. like truly a not good person but I think I was taught to not do that So you think it's in people's nature to just be bad Some people are by nature a little worse than others Not like exactly like dumb I'm not like I'm not a

You're talking about surroundings and like I think you're talking about nurture doing that to You know what I mean And then eventually like it kind of becomes like Because nature nature plays a part into it Of course too Some people are gonna be more violent Some people are gonna be more like passive by nature

It's well like the violent thing Is usually a nurture thing Like they're product of their environment But you can you can be You could be slightly more violent. Like not like, not like a hugely quantifiable. Let's say to it like this. Like someone who grows up with an alcoholic family is more likely to be an alcohol.

Because not because of like say if you plucked them and put them in a jungle and grew up, they're not going to be like, where's the alcohol? Well, no. But they have a. There's no proof of that. You don't think some crazy scientists have tried that already? Probably. Probably.

Yes. Yes, actually. Probably. If you grow up in your disposition is, you know, like you. you're predisposed of certain things. And I think that's what I mean. Sure. It's not like the most impactful part because you can be a sociopaths, but grow up around like good people and then like have like good models.

You'd be like, oh, I don't do bad things. I would bet that there's probably a lot of really nice, really good sociopaths. Probably, yeah. Well, I think the, because especially it's not that they're good, they were taught that this is what good is. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

So they overcorrect like, it's always like, well, what's the most, Ted Bunny is one of the most famous ones. where everyone was so insanely shocked that he, I can't believe he was this guy. Well, Ted Buddy's a murder, to be fair. I'm just talking about like the general brain space of being associated. I guess I'm going in the furthest part of that spectrum of like. The most extreme.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I guess he's a psychopath or whatever, but you know what I mean, but still doing the, like, oh, nobody knew. It wasn't like, you know, Vittlio, he's this like stewing. Like, I could, like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like a joint event going to the Vatican and killing the Pope. Yeah, like. Like maniacally going in with a with a goal of snuffing up the Pope for I'm going to cough on the Pope and I haven't been vaccinated.

That's probably true. You know what's crazy about that? It's just like I love I love the immediacy of it. Like the fact that he met with him and then hours later not even a full day later. Yeah. Like hours after six or seven hours later. Yeah, six or seven hours later after the Pope met J.D. Vance. He was like, I can't do this anymore.

I'm done. I'm out. That's crazy. dude. I, as much, the whole Pope thing is like very interesting for me because I still hate what the Pope is. Well, it's funny. As far as Pope's go, it's pretty good one. If there is, it's funny. But yeah.

If there is a good, has been a good pope, he was the woke pope. He was the woke pope. Yeah. As far as if there's, opposed to Pope Benedict who was a fucking Nazi. Yeah, he was crazy. The fact that he was an ex-Nazi is crazy, crazy, crazy. How did you look like Palpatine. How did you look like Palpatine. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no. He specifically did look a lot. Like he, like the, who's the most recent one? Francis. Francis, yeah. Pope Francis looked kind of like a, he looked old, but he didn't look like, he didn't look like, he didn't have sunken in eyes and that, like, like, he didn't have, have Sith Lord Vy. Yeah, he didn't cry oil.

That's, cry sludge. That's wild, dude. Hey, man, I don't know. I'm just calling it as I seize it. That's crazy. My prescription needs work, but like, you know. Do you think, do you think J.D. Vance actually, um, do you think just killed the Pope man's specifically. Yeah, that is his name. That I thought

someone who replied to me made that joke and I was like, that's really clever. But apparently it had gone viral already. Yeah, there's a million of those. Like a, I've seen the JD like, jorke in the penis. Yeah. Jorkin the penis, man. Yeah. So just killed the Pope is now his official name, which is titled episode, of course. Of course. Yeah. Do you think he legitimately feels like responsible? You think there's a part of it? I think I think, I think he He's such a little bitch that they were like, don't feel bad. He was like, okay.

And he came his pants. No, I just, I don't think he's even able to even conceptualize the idea that he might be at fault for anything. Really? That's what a lot of them. You know, I just don't think that, I don't think that they can perceive themselves as in the wrong. Yeah.

He reminds me of a special case of, because it's clear that he, yeah, he's, like, he's grifting to the top, right? Yeah. Because before he, he flamed Trump. He was like, God, Trump's like, the worst. person, the demon. He said, you said, you don't go, you don't go from saying all the shit that you said about this person. Yeah. To just completely doing like a 180. Oh, he's great now. Like how yeah. Yeah. That would be like if I came on this show, I mean, it's a very different scale, but that

would be like if I came on the show and was like, Hassan is amazing. No, like he's my favorite fucking person. No, at the most, I'm completely indifferent to this person. He's my favorite, he's my absolute favorite person. I think it's, I think it's really funny how J.D. Vance's nose is pressed firmly against Trump's pelvis because of how deeply he's thrown his dick. I think that's like really impressive. That's why Trump stands that way. That's why he's doing the tilt

because he's used to Jay's Vance's head supporting his weight. You know what crazy? The image of that is exactly what I have in my mind that I started saying. That's why. JD Vance is like a pelvic kickstand for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He fits perfect.

It's like when you do Tetris and you like, there's an L piece facing this way And then you just slide the box under at the last moment. And he's like, ooh, ooh, ooh, get ready for my goo to do. Ready for like, it's always just a drop. To do, Vance. Oh, my God. It's just a drop.

Yeah, yeah. But yeah, it's, uh, how do you think he killed him? I think, yeah. I think he like, I think, you remember that Meek Canyon video where he was doing the faces in front of the baby? Right. That's the first thing that immediately came to mind for me. Yeah. Because he was like, hey, I'm J.D. Vance.

Let me show you something. And then he, like, did all of his little faces. And then the Pope was like, El Diablo. A real demon. He's not Spanish. I don't know what. I think the same way.

How would you say that in Spanish? It's probably the probably the same in Italian, right? Yeah, Balo's probably. No, I think in Italian, it's still El Diablo, but it's a El Diablo. El Diablo and you put it. Yeah, you have to sing it. And you got to go like this. He's like, oh, El Diablo.

This one was Italian, for sure? I assume. Because not all of them have been Italian. I think they become Italian. Oh, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. They, of course.

That's one of the rituals. They throw like mushrooms at you, a pizza. Yeah. And then they bake you into a calzone for 12 minutes. And then you emerge the pope. Then you emerge the pope. If you survive. Yeah.

It's like the, like the Grey Warden ritual. Yeah. Drink the fucking sludge. You drink the fucking Italian juices of an Italian. And then you get wrapped in a calzone. You drink, you drink vinegarette sauce. Yeah. You got to take a gallon of vigorette sauce to the stomach.

They have a warehouse full of cloned Ray Leotas. And they just ring the juices out of it over the Pope. Ow. Liotta was definitely Italian, right? I don't know. I just assumed because he was an Irish. I guess he plays like Ray Liotta plays the main guy in Goodfellas. And so I just assume he's transiently Italian in that movie, though.

Is he not? No, no, no, no. He is. He's half Italian, half Irish. I feel he always plays like, he wasn't Jewish. He made a lie. of the fuck his wife. That's why he said he was Jewish

to meet the mom. I remember that. He's amazing. I saw it recently. It's really, really, really good. Good fellas? Yes.

I told you. Lily. That's my favorite. That's my favorite. I think that's his best one. I think that is his best one. I think that is his best one. I think so, too.

It's, I don't know. You don't like raging ball? I don't like old white boxers. Really? Boxes? Look at, is that what that's about? Rocky's good.

Like the real Rocky. Rocky's not an old. The real Rocky is good. Like, yeah, he was like undefeated heavyweight boxer. Wait, Rocky's a real person? Well, not. Not. Is that based on something?

It's, it's not, that's the thing. It's not actually. It's actually not. It's a separate story, but there is a real Rocky. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy count. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

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on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low listen. So we sat there.

Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. The movie's not based on the actual Bacaroff. I think his name was Rocky Maldon or something like that, right? The real Brockie's name? It's Calzone. That's fucking...

Wait, so there's a real Rocky... Okay, thanks. Wait, hold on. Marciano. So you're telling me... No, it's Calzone. So you're telling me that there's a real boxer named Rocky. Yes.

That has nothing to do with the fucking movie Rocky. And the movie Rocky came out after this person existed. Yes. Yeah, quite a bit. Yes. Why? It's kind of funny how that works out, but apparently there's a lot of dumb Italian in America named Rocky. That would be like if I made a movie,

that would be like if I made a movie, it could have stopped idea of dumb a tautize in America. That's insane. That would be like a movie called like Jerry Seinfeld about a comedian who has a TV show and it has nothing to do

with the actual Jerry Seinfeld. Why are they, why would they do that? So I think it's SEO. I guess we'll ask you, how, SEO didn't work back then, did it? Because you didn't, what would you search?

I guess like I know what you're trying to like the concept of it transferred back to then. Rocky boxer, it immediately got to peak people's interest. And then there was probably some people that saw it that were like, this isn't fucking Rocky

Marciano, but then they were like, oh, this is still good. You know, like they still liked it. You don't like white boxers? You don't like white boxers? I shouldn't say that. You said it already. You said it already.

This is already out there. No, what I mean is if I said that specifically and not old, I thought I coupled it with old. You did say that. You did say old. Okay. It is,

this is just me, like, I can't even call myself a boxing historian because that would be a lie. But just the limited amount of knowledge that I know when I watch them, it's like,

it's not beautiful. It's not the sweet science that I love. I mean, boxing definitely changes in the 80s and 90s into the sport that we have now. Right. But like even, no,

not even. It's not even the same sport. Right. That era of boxing and what we have now are not the same thing. There's some historically, you know, old black boxes that still had a little bit of swagger. I mean, like it's just like it was almost like, it was almost like some of the white didn't do that specifically because like, oh, we're not like them kind of a thing. Until somebody smartened up and like stole everything from them, you know, like whether it be rock and roll, whatever, name whatever it is. Like, I want that.

But yeah, that's just me being like, just looking with my eyes where I'm like, Yeah, this person's dominant, but God damn, they're not fun to watch. You're Dr. Umaring a little bit. You're umaring a little bit. A little bit right now. They might, he might catch this clip and be like, I like this nigga, you know, like, but then he hears a second of anything outside of it. He's like, I hate this nigga. Oh, he's married to the whitest white. Like, I'm, I'm, I'm the enemy. I think about that sometimes too. Like, I think about the fact that like, you know,

I'm a, I'm a very poor black v. black guy. And then I know when me and Lily finally have our mistaken child is going to come out with fucking blonde hair. I can't wait. And some fucking green eyes. And I'm like, oh my God. And it's going to be because of me. It's going to be whatever's trapped in my genealogy is going to go on.

I'm like, oh my God, I failed. A spitting image of you, but just fucking blonde and freckles. I'm going to be like, nigger, nigger, nigger. And I'm going to be like, stop saying that. What if that's just how he cries? Oh, that's beautiful. That's art. And that's art its own way.

He's coming out of the womb, saying, nigga. He's ready. Yeah. You know? The doctor's like plunging him, you know. I would have plunger. Plunger on my fucking wife. Just getting it out.

And then it's just, Nicky-ha-knit. He's just like, the doctor's just shaking his head. He's so disappointed. It's like in Harry Potter when they pull those fucking little beat motherfuckers on the ground

and they scream. Oh, that's right. I do remember that same. They came on there and start yelling and I would just stab and slid its little throat and put it back in the ground. Was it that their screams could kill you? So you had to have like,

or like they could like Fuck your. I remember what it was. They're like they pierced their ears. They make your ears breathe. Bleed. Breed. Breed.

Oh, another question. Do you think Pope Francis like legitimately thought? Or do you think in his heart of hearts that there was, him meeting J.D. Vance was actually part of what made him die so quickly? I think so. I think there's a non-zero percent. Look, I think he would have died any day, to be honest. Sure.

He's fucking ancient. And there was like reports of him being sick. Yeah. So I'm not saying. I think he, I think for sure he accelerated it. Like, I think for sure, like, if he didn't meet J.D. Vance, I think he would have lived in other couple days. Yeah, at least. Yeah, I do think, like, meeting him probably was a draining experience.

It was just like, you know what, cut me off early. Right. I mean, it makes sense. I have so many jokes layered up for this. Is that they're all just prejudice. Well, it's, just racially prejudiced. What does that stop you before? Oh, bet.

So he pretty much, I'm assuming that he, um, I don't know if I want to do this way. He calls attention to these things. It's my spirit. Me and my spirit, I have an argument real quick. I'm gonna say it anyway. I'm pretty sure he smelt the curry off of J.D. Vance his wife's cooking. He got ahead of it.

And he was like, ah. That could have been. Ah, honey, that could have been so good if you would have hit us with it. If you blindsided me with that shit. I know, it would have been funny. That would have been like,

I was watching a few days ago. Again? Yeah. You've been Indian Maxing, bro. You've been Indian Maxing, bro. You've been Indian Maxing. He is your Indian Maxx thing. They got some good shit, man.

Oh, their movies are amazing. They got some good shit. It's the closest to live action anime that you can get. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. RR especially. Is insane?

That thing where he like launches out of the car and hovers, he does like the fucking Halo 5 Destiny. Like what's that? What's that armor piece of Destiny that lets you do that? Let's you hover with the fucking gun? I couldn't believe that that was. I just love that like, it's just like, all right. So some probably some popular Indian actors, yada yada,

whoever. And then Ray Steven. And he's like he's the final boss. And I'm like, what is, what is the punisher doing it here? Like, why is it? And then he just, he punishes some Indians like really hard. And then he punishes some Indians. Honestly, that must be so fun to just be like a movie star here or like have like some level of success here.

But then to go to a completely different like completely different culture that is not aware of you and just do fucking whatever. Yeah. Like there are people who probably have completely different, you know, reputations. based on like other parts of the world where yeah like there's probably like Jackie Chan's probably

like a country music star in fucking Korea you know for all we know Like we've heard some of his music Who? Does he make music? Jackie Chan He's a good singer actually

What do you mean? What does he sing? It's you know No he's a he's a pretty good singer It's Servicable I would say It's fine Yeah

He's not like an Unbelievable talent But he's he's a Well then there's no point And even pointing it out then I've heard Because he's on much of He's saying...

He's not tone deaf, but he's not good. No, no, he is good. I think the... I consider anyone... You decide. I'll pop up one of his most popular songs. You decide. He did the welcome to...

What's called? To the jungle? Welcome to Paradise? He did welcome to Beijing during the Olympics. I would kill to hear fucking Jackie Chan do a cover of Welcome to Paradise. That would be the dumbest fucking thing possible. Let me see if I can...

I'll prime up his chorus because I don't know... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get us copyright. I'm just going to... He also sang the Mulan song, the Chinese legend of the Mulan song. I don't know what the... Oh, is it, oh, is Mulan, Mulan. Yeah, it's about right.

I don't remember the name of the show. I'll make a man to you. He sung the Chinese version of it. That must sound fucking crazy. No, it sounds good. Does he sing it in Chinese? Uncle, let's get down to business. To defeat the Hans, Uncle.

Uncle. There's always an uncle. Did you watch Jackie Tent Avengers growing up? I'm guessing if you'd say Uncle that much? I mean, who didn't watch it? I did it. Dude, I thought it was like I was racist then.

I watched it a lot. I watched it a lot, but it was like a niche show apparently. Yeah. Like nobody I knew watched it. They were like, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm like,

what are you not talking about? Like the fucking the you know, like white wifi ID is out. No, they certainly. Derek. I thought maybe

what are the chances are that they didn't know the show but they knew that hyper specific change. I honestly thought that would be like just proxy hearing some dumb kids saying it. They're like, what is that?

Maybe they thought it was like, uh... Oh, it's like that old, like, all your base are belong to us where like people know that phrase, but like they don't know what the fuck it's from. Even I don't know what it's from. It's like from the old PS1 game or something. It was like for a while, I would see people use the always have been. Oh, the meme, yeah, with the astronaut. But having no fucking idea where that was from. Yo, I don't know what it is.

No, what I mean is like, uh, um, the, uh, oh my God. No, the, what do you, the, the two astronauts in the, in the, in space. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what the source of that meme is at all. Actually, I, the funny thing is, I was scanning my brain. I was like, wait, I know what this is. And then I thought about it. I was like, wait, no, I actually don't know what it is.

It actually, I was going to be like, let me show you the example. And I was like, this is a bad example. But it's a good example, but bad example for what I was trying to do. How frustrated would you be if you showed somebody like a SpongeBob meme? And they were like, what show is this? I would just be a little sad. That's it. Because I feel like there's like, there's no.

I'd be like, oh, I'm rotating out. Like, I don't know. And I'm not saying it's like a picture of SpongeBob doing something obvious. I mean, just like any still image from that show is so obviously SpongeBob that like it like it can't really be anything else. I'm mad at his episode when he's like on the corner, like he'll show a part of his hat in the corner and they're like, I don't get it. Part of his hat in the corner? What do you mean? You're doing a commercial?

They did a commercial for the bikini bottom, not for the, uh, Chrissy Crab. He's like, oh. Oh, the hand pointed out. Oh, right, right, right. It's like, it's like this. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, it's like, oh, I don't get it. There's all these fish is doing on the picture.

Look, that's, that's JD Vance pointing out of the Dead Pope. It's like, look, I did that. Have you seen all the myriads of like photoshopps of people theorizing how he did it? No, I haven't seen those. There's quite a bit. So there's one that's just on the nose, but I still like it because it's just the Grim Reaper. It looks really good. Like, he looks really good.

I was like, oh, this is a really good one. Oh, there's one where people are showing him, like, doing poison damage. and then his life is being drained. Oh, like an elder ring, the little meter. It's like, there's... He gave the Pope Scarlet Rod. That's crazy. There's a lot of a lot of it.

Yeah, yeah. God bless. I'm just really happy. No, I guess not. I guess not God bless, right? Do you, now, do you think... Yes. From my interpretation, the Pope is technically blasphemous. Oh, yeah.

Yes. Because I... Yeah, like, there's no... I could be wrong, but there's no mention of like a pope, right? There's supposed to be no leader of the church other than God. That is not the technicality that he's not technically the leader of the church. I don't know.

I don't know. There's probably some technicality that they show. There's many of technicalities, right? It's some sort of like. The whole thing is technicality. Right. I think that was the whole reason that they started fucking boys, right? They're like, oh, we can't, we can't fuck women.

Right. And they're like. Or butt sacks, the booty boys. That one's funny. Yeah, I like that. There's a lot of. I know so many Christian. girls that are just

Amelian or Mormon Both probably Mormon I think is higher Christians Yeah Yes True they're like It's true

Yeah yeah yeah yeah It's true I know I know too They're like I know too They're so like They're like Christian Battlestar Galactica Kind of

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and she replies with a low Listen So we sat there Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet Can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place

I'm just trying to get to Without us getting copyrighted claim I'm trying to hit the chorus He's been on it Yeah it I just I sure I know

That's what he puts off Stop singing songs in different languages It scares me Hey, let's go. You don't like the different languages songs? Of course I do. I don't. I don't.

All my music, I'm like... There's a couple of Korean songs and a couple of... There's a Naruto intro that I genuinely love. There's like six I love. This drop is sick too, right before the chorus. Is that Jackie Jen? Okay, well... Yeah, that is definitely...

That is certainly... That is certainly... It's certainly entirely fine. Catching him singing in English, just crazy. I love that. Look how good. Look how good Freddie Mercury is.

Watch him singing in fucking Gaelic. And you're like, you know what's crazy about that? Sinners. Have you guys? You haven't seen sinners? No, of course not. Oh my God.

It's so good. It's a movie. I'm not going to go. It's really good, man. I think, let me guys are singing it. There's a really, really good. It's better have something to do with Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan and sin is a bit crazy.

He's like the only like off the boat Chinese person. And he's like, oh, what is? I'm not even going to do it. I'm not going to do it. This is like, why are they vampires here? Also, Kata. I don't know, man. Alta, Kata.

Kata. Dude, I want a rush hour for. What's going on with that? Is that actually still happening? I thought it was supposed to happen. I know that they've been working. They said that they're working on last Friday, like a fourth Friday movie. I don't know.

They should do, you know what they should do. They should do like, they should do rush hour, but they get turned into babies. or they get turning to kids again and it's like I don't know Rush Minute I don't know I don't know

what you would call it but like it's it's Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan Rushman You fucking it's Jackie Chan and Chris

Christopher Tucker Yeah as Holy shit You suck You suck Holy shit All right fine

You want to hear this great premise Rush minute I'm trying to think of like a way to diminish it To baby Babies Yeah like Baby hour

That would have been better than Rush Minute. I think Rush Minute's better than Baby Hour personally. I think Rush Minute it's funnier. Just pitching that to the producers is so funny. Here we out.

They hear you out and they hear you out and they have somebody like someone's going to come here in 10 minutes to try to hunt you dead. No, no. So you've got to get out of his building really fast. They shake his hand and then

there's like a prick and there's like a clown like thing. And he shots him and they cooks him until he's a skeleton. He jokers in. He fucking 1950 Joker murders the guy that gives him that bit. Yeah. That's how the JD Vance did it.

That's how he killed him. Yeah, yeah. I know how JD Vance killed him. And he was kind of like a Lincoln thing where he was like in, like the Pope was in pain in bed for hours later before he died. Terrible. Isn't that crazy that that's true about Lincoln? He didn't die immediately.

He was like, oh. Then he just fucking died in his bed like a loser. He thought he's like, I shouldn't have freed the blacks, probably. That's all he died? Yeah, he died in pain. Yeah, he didn't die immediately. I thought he died because people didn't know how to operate on him. Some guy immediately shoved their cock in the back of his head clogging up the wound.

And he was like, you're thinking of JFK. He's like quick. I really? I thought like. JFK died on a rival. They were so stupid. They didn't know how to put his brain back together. So he died.

Yeah, I imagine that would have been, you know, with his brain like out of his head. Yeah, especially in the 60s. It's like Civil War. Really did he said he died in his bed? Lincoln? Yeah. He died in his bed. He did die.

Because I've been to DC and I've been to like that, you know, they do that. No. Yeah, but like they do the tour of like, you know, where he, the theater and then like where they rushed him over to. Right. It's like, that's the bed that he bled out in and died. And it was like, oh. So they put him in a bed after he was like, morally wounded?

Yeah, yeah. I thought like. I think there were doctors there trying to help him. Like it was, I think it was a mix of thing. I think he was in the bed and then there were doctors trying to figure out what the fuck you do. I remember since being like late 1800s, they were like, oh. and then they've made it worse.

1800s. I thought it was like 93 or something. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, that's right. Lincoln did die. I don't know history that well. No. Or time.

1993. Columbus sailed the Ocean 3. Or the... I can't remember the... What is it? Riddles 3. Yeah, that's right. So I'm pretty sure during...

During J.D. Vance's meeting of the Pope, he, like, shook Javans' hand. They were having another conversation. Jayvins said, oh, can you say, I got to do some of them. real quick. He pulls his pants down. He squats. A nice globule come comes out of his ass. So then he fucking moisturizes his face and his hair. And the Pope just was like, no. And he died right there.

No. He said no. He's like, no. Okay. So that's your theory? That's the one that happened? It's not a theory. It's not a theory. I have sources. There's actually ring camera. There's grainy ring camera footage of this happening. Ah. Yeah. It's very, it's quite unsettling. Yeah. Yeah. But I have not seen Cineries.

yet. It's good. I don't know, man. It's hard to get me to go to the theater and spend that kind of money. Right. You know? I have the emcey. I actually think, I think what they should do actually is like, because nobody's going

to the theater anymore. It's all Minecraft stuff. Like they want to go for like the meme moments. Right. I think what would honestly, I think they have to recondition people to go to the movies again, even if it's going to cost them in the short term. So like I think they just got to make movies cheap as fuck again. Yep.

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Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place.

No more than 10 bucks. Matinee is a fucking under $10 again. Yeah. Remember that? And then whatever, $10 I'm fine with. I'll even do $12. I'll stop at $12.

12 is the maximum. Because I do think at a certain point, at a certain point... How does it get to what? Like $15, $15? I mean, depending on where you go, like sometimes they're fucking $20. Yeah, something like $20 sometimes. To me, I look at it as like you're not going to convince people to do this unless you

you like condition them to do this again. And the only way you're going to condition them to do this. this again is if you make it cheap enough for people to be like, oh yeah, I'll spend like seven, ten bucks on a movie. And then over time, that becomes like a habit that's rebuilt. And it's going to cost you in the short term, but in the long term, I think it would do better for theaters. I agree. Yeah, you do that and then slowly raise the price up again, like a freak. Yeah, yeah, and then do it all over again. Do it all over. Just keep, just keep cycling. Yeah, yeah. I have the AMT pass. It's good. Yeah. I get to go whenever I choose to, but I usually

go to movies like maybe once a month. I can't even... I usually catch things on streaming. Yeah. That's how I end up finding it. It has to be bombastic for me to want to go. Like, oh, there's a reason that I want to see... Or a bunch of people are like, hey, you want to go see this soon?

Yeah, sure. When we saw the monkey, when we saw the monkey, that was like... The only reason I saw that movie in theater is because everybody was like, oh, you want to see the monkey? I was like, yeah, sure, whatever. But, uh, and it was good. I'm glad I went. But it's also like, you know, I'm not going to go by my...

Imagine going to that movie by yourself. Yeah, that's crazy. That movie specifically because it's such a crowd-pleasing movie. There are serious movies that I, well, movies that I really want to see that I'm like, I'm going by myself. Yeah, I would have gone to Oppenheimer alone. You know what I mean?

Sometimes I did want to see it. I don't want to hear anybody like, I cheered during the adultery scene and people were mad. I was fucking laughing my eyes. You did not cheer during the adult movies. I literally clapped. When I saw Florence Pew's tits, I fucking clapped. I was like, who clapped.

And everybody was like, this is the worst moment to clap, like, actually the whole film. You remind me And I was like, what? Really? You remind me when I saw a man of steel in theater. This was in the dollar theater. And there was an old guy sitting in front of us.

And when he breaks Zod's neck, the old guy's the only one sort of. And then he just stops. That's awesome. Old psycho, old crazy man. They're definitely a veteran. It was great. He was like he did what he had to do. Finally.

He definitely killed people in Nam and fucking happy about it. I liked it. I thought it was so funny. He was like, oh, I thought it was so funny. this was the crescendo. I thought everybody was going to be happy. What the hell is going on? It's like he screams when the bomb drops in Oppenheimer

and there's like no sound design because it's like, yeah! Whoa! Chicken jockey! Chicken jockey! People were bringing their own moms. Have you seen the fireworks? The one? I saw a video of some guy doing fireworks.

I thought that one is fake. I saw a video of some dude fireworks that I can really blow his hand off. In the Mike guy movie? I was like you take out of the hot taking on a stretch. Wait, wait, hold on. Imagine blowing your hand off of the Minecraft movie, dude.

Holy shit. Well, deserved. Well, I think. Beyond help. Partakes and that needs to genuinely be put down. I think there are worse offenses, but that specifically is like the second you bring like five, you literal classified munitions, I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

Is what fireworks qualify as. Right. Yeah, I didn't like. His fucking hands gone. And he's still laughing. And Jack Black is dancing behind. Yeah, Jack Black's there, right? Jack Black is dancing on a screen that's 500 feet tall while your hand is gone and you're bleeding out and screaming.

Imagine being taunted so effectively. Here, son, finished the job and he comes out of the screen. Yeah, and he'll fucking... Pistol jacket. Hey, pistol jockey. Pistol jockey. Hey, you want to die? Put it in your mouth.

He puts the pistol to the mouth for you. Like that, but then he grasped to eat it. So he doesn't commit murder. He puts it in your mouth, but then he puts your hand on the pistol. And it tickles you. You finish the job. And he tickles you. So you shoot yourself in a thing.

Do you think they're going to put out a Jack Black skin for Steve in Minecraft? They have to. There has to be one. No, no. I mean, I don't mean like. A literal skin. I don't mean like a, like, like stylized Steve where he's like square, but maybe he has like Jack Black's beard and the color. The shirt is like how it is in the movie.

I want like an Unreal Engine 5. Like fully rendered Jack Black, in Minecraft from here on out. I think that would be awesome. They would maybe get me to play Minecraft for the first time. Yeah, I might reinstall it.

I don't know where I have it. I think that's just on my 360. It might be on my 360. Yeah, I don't know. Probably. I never played it. I just, I like that a lot when I first played it.

I had friends who wanted me to play it, and so I did play it with them. And it was fun. It was like anything is fun. Yeah. With friends. But like I just, I ran out of, you know,

I get it. Like I understand why it's as successful as it is. But I just, there was nothing in it for me. I bought my tree house and I was like, this is cool. I would, I would, a friend of mine was like building a house. I was like, that's a great house you got there. And I built a bucket and I picked up Lobbin and I dumped it all over his house and quit and never played the game again.

Cunt. Dude, I don't know, man. Like, I understand griefing is like a bad thing, but it's so like in the grand scheme so point. Like, it's so whatever that like the joy. The sheer joy of seeing somebody frustrated that digital things are happening. It will never not be funny to me. I'm a griefer by nature.

I play fighting games and shooting games. Like, I play competitive games. I used to be worse at it. I grieve people. That's what I do. There have been griefs people, too. I don't think he would admit it. Paul's Kirby when he's playing Kirby and Smash is like the most.

It's Gigli Puff. Oh, it's jigglypuff. That's right. I mean, they look at that. I mean, when I play Jalen and Smash, when I was actually good at the game, the way I would insult him would be in, we would just be in the living room,

rattling off insults to each other. This is like, you're incompetent. You can't, you can't even understand how badly I'm beating you, I bet. I bet you think you're playing. You're watching. You're watching right now. You're insane.

Your controller's unplugged in. There's not even like, there's not even wires anymore. I, I've resorted to the point where I'm just not even here anymore. I'm going through the motions why I be. I'm watching Goodfellas in my head right now. as I'm beating you into the ground.

It's just that shit. And I love it, dude. Like triggering people. Like literally in rival with the chats on now. So there are times where I'm playing as Spider-Man. And Spider-Man, before the recent update, he is really good at killing Flyers. That is like what he does. People in the air.

So I would just keep killing this Iron Man. I'd be like, bro, you're going to get out the way eventually. And I was griefing him the whole time. To the point, Ben was like, hey, dude, like, chill. Like, it's, you're just making. somebody's day worse. That is the most fun thing to do at Spider-Rame. And he's just like, oh. And then I kept doing it.

I'm not built for PVP. I don't like doing stuff like that. I love, I love, I love bothering people. I just like, I don't care that people do it. I just personally don't get into it. Dude, I will say, so I managed to get into the Alpha for Marathon. And that's PVP exclusive.

There's PVE stuff too, but it's PVP stuff. It's an extracture shooter. Thanks to, I think, I think sorry Ms. Jackson. friend of the show or listener of the show gave it to me. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, sorry, Miss Jackson. Jackson, Absage, thank you so much for that clutch code.

Because he was like, I'm studying, I'm doing school stuff. I don't have time to play this anyway. So here you go. And dude, it reminded me of that stuff. Because I was cueing with like other people and I was like, I was getting my shit pushed in because it was just random people. And I just went in alone. And I just took out this like squad of three people.

And you could just hear, you could tell that they were fucking so upset. I love it It is satisfying I don't know what it is I wasn't like on the mic Like screaming at them or anything I love it But yeah I do

Even in card games I love it When someone when you fuck up someone to play And then you just have You have a play You just do something I'm gonna do that Dude there is something about

And they're just That's the point of card games To predict That's the point of every game It's to get your opponent Off their balance So once they're fucked It's to gain the upper hand

Yeah Yeah But once they're fucked up You just keep pushing the advantage I think that's literally what the term upper hand comes from Yeah Discard games but uh

That's why I don't play Mario Party though Oh well that game is toxic That game is all that though Yeah but it's all that and then all luck also You were watching everybody playing everybody Yeah of course I was watching I wasn't gonna play it No one gets more upset that game than Lily

You have proof now you've seen it How like fucking obscene she gets I didn't see that Really? Yeah she gets incensed in that game I fucking love it I love how upset she gets Yeah I don't know She screams and she's like The veneer of Nice disappears

And she's like angry And I'm like You fucking suck, dude I tell her every time That if I beat her I'm a deporter I tell her every time And she's like, I'm from here

It's like sure you are It don't matter anymore It don't matter What's in her else off I didn't see Yeah that's who can She doesn't even have to be illegal Yeah I mean

Now that you mention I do remember Her reaching into her bag Pulling out a hamster And then squeezing it Until her fingers met her palm She squeezed her hand Was clean

That's that's that's intense. Anyway, we're getting off on a fucking stupid tangent here. Pope is dead, whatever. I don't know. I don't know what to say about it. Let me just put a verse so quick. We put a verse in respect. What did you say? Spit a verse. You're going to spit a verse out of respect for the Pope.

Not the Pope. Not the Pope. What is this about that? My big cousin was a big cousin. He just put his dick in my mouth. He was my big cousin. My big cousin. I suck up on his stings. Suck up on his asshole. Let the story begin. Yeah, so we have to talk about this.

The second this happened, the second this happened, I knew that, like, this is going to be the episode. You know? And then the Pope died. And I was like, oh, okay, so there's two. Kanye West came out with a new song. Is it called Cousins? Yes. So Kanye West comes out with a song called Cousins.

You know what? You guys talk about it. I'm going to find the tweet that he tweeted. Oh, I got that show. Where he announced it. You have it? That shit on lock already. Well,

can you read it? Yeah, we'll see. I think that's the main. You can hand it to me. You look it up because I might have turned my phone on. So maybe. Okay. You can get there first.

I'll be there first. Yeah. So yeah, talk about it. So Kanye West, Grammy Award winner, album maker, producer. Shut the fuck up.

A maker producer, fucking born again Nazi has revealed. Has revealed. that he was the first person that showed porn on his cousins and in fact would also folate his cousin. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions

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a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low,

Listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Until he was 14 years old. Like, the 14 one's kind of wild to me. because by the time I was 14

you know like you know full of pubes wanting like to like oh damn it's gone oh you he erased it I think so I think he

I mean it's only you know what I mean I see I don't know if that's Twitter being you know broken because it's run by incompetent people now or if he deleted everything

before a certain day he might have it seems like a manic thing that he would he might do yeah but he's yeah he basically said

yeah my name is yay I sucked my cousin's dick till I was 14 Yeah, and he explained it And the song is The song is really terrible Dude, and the visuals Like the quote unquote music video

Is it all AI? It wasn't AI It was just a bunch of gay shit Oh It was like a compilation of like Hold on I'm gonna go on The Bad Songs

Instagram Do you have the picture of the tweet? Bad songs of the day There's in Discord from my Digimon Discord So like Okay Yeah yeah

Wait This is the tweet That he announces it with And I thought it was wild This sound is called cousin It's not a song by the way It's a sound That's very important

He never called it a song In this initially He said this is a sound This sound is called cousin About my cousin That's locked in jail for life For killing a pregnant lady A few years after I told him

We wouldn't look at dirty magazines Together anymore Perhaps in my self-centered mess I felt it was my fault that I showed him those dirty magazines when he was six. And then we acted out what we saw. My dad had Playboy magazines, but the magazines I found in the top of my mom's closet were different. My name is yay, and I sucked my cousins dick until I was 14, tweet sent. That's one way to release a single.

That is one way. That is one way to trauma dump. That is one way to, you know, it's like, I understand. Maybe he talked to a therapist. with somebody talking about putting your trauma out on the ether will make you feel a lot better because compartmentalizing

kills you essentially the stress boils up it leads to tumors and a lot of shit like that like stress can kill you over time and it's like hey man you need to get this off your chest and he took it to the extreme because it's Kanye okay I'll make a song and tell everyone

which is not the way you go about this typically you maybe want to tell family your friends like hey you know this happened Maybe don't tell anybody actually. Maybe leave it in. Maybe I don't want to know. Maybe I don't want to hear about this. Let's say like it's like, like, say for example, if this guy had a lot of trauma, maybe he would tell like Lily. Maybe you would tell him. Maybe you'd like tell. But you wouldn't, he wouldn't get on this podcast and then tell everybody. I have no trauma at all, bro. So you're saying it's weird. So you're saying it's weird. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. You're definitely trauma. You think, um. What do you mean? I've laughed at some of your trauma before.

I've moved on by it. It's shit is gone. You didn't move, you did not move on because you were slightly offended that I left. I was offended at the time. Not the laughter. I laughed at it too, but the fact you're like, you laugh because I laughed too. Whatever, whatever, whatever you were violated. I get it.

Oh, my fucking. This is what it is. He's going to make a song called a, what do you call it? Yeah, what's your song called? What do you call it? What do you call it? Sucking and fucking in a classroom. I didn't know what I was going to say

Some of the imagery He shows that fucking Commercial This is this British guy selling Faggots Oh yeah Yeah We've talked about that commercial before

Yes we have I think I might have played it on here And this is some of the imagery of it It's just showing that guy Advertising the faggots And I'm like dude This is This is what he dropped

Yeah yeah But so so So what you're saying is if you're going through a hard time with personal situations and personal issues with people

that you're close to it's not a great idea to make that a public thing for everybody to witness well not really I love like saying

stupid obvious shit like this it feels so dumb it's like hey what do you make Let me make Hmm Let me make this everyone's problem

It's It's such a crazy I don't know Like part of me Doesn't even believe That it's real Because it's so fucking I don't even understand

Like what does that even mean Like He also says like a six year old Cousin Is that what he says In the thing? How old was he at the time? So from what I heard

I've heard people There was some clarification That he was the same age Okay I mean good Like it did it I guess at least That's what's like Well

Jesus Christ It's a Look I don't think The interesting thing about this situation is that this is actually fairly common when young kids find porn and then they act out scenes. And they're separated from the sexual nature of it because they don't necessarily know what they're doing. Right. But it's kind of nuts to stop it at 14. Like, you are well aware what you're doing at that point.

And you just kind of were like, this rules. Yeah. I'm having a great time with my cousin. Yeah, dude. I was, you know, I was, I was, I was eating out at 14. And I very much understood what I was, there was no, there was no, like, that's high school. That's freshman year. Right.

So this guy got to high school. He was like, oh, maybe I should stop sucking my cousin's dick. He was like, I think the jocks are going to make fun of me if they find out that I suck my cousin's dick. With his pink polo on. He was like, yeah, we used to be so close. You want to suck my dick no more? You know what I said? Yeah.

He got so mad that he killed a pregnant woman, I guess. Yeah, I mean, I had one. would. Any one of us in this same situation would kill a pregnant woman. So, you know, it's so unfair of us to judge this guy. I do believe this, though.

Why I believe it is because it is, this is the type of stuff that makes people manic. This is the exact type of stuff that fucks people. Right. Like, there's so many people, when we talked about, like, nurturing,

how people are empty vessels and then they have some sort of trauma that leads them down some insane path. Like some people have more of a tendency because of whatever reason, but it's usually, you can almost always point it to something a lot of times people compartmentalize

and I forgot this happened to me. Oh, totally, yeah. And it's like, oh, well, that's scary and that shit happens. It is scary because I think about that, I had a dream. I don't know if I have anything like that and it scares you that might have something like that.

I didn't think I didn't really know. Exactly. I didn't think I did until I went to like this EMDR therapy thing. Which is like a very specific. It's like I don't even want to get into it. That's gay as fuck. But like I remembered shit and I was like, yo, that's crazy.

I would have, I've retroactively, I guess, lied in some sense. Because like, if anybody asked if that had ever gone through something like that, I'd be like, no. I was like, oh shit, that's wild. Yeah. I don't know if I have. It scares me so much. It's like, there's parts of your memory that are just hidden for you. You wouldn't necessarily know.

Like, I don't think I. It's suppressed. Because I had a dream. I really have no. I've, like, I've really. I'm scared. I'm just scared of that. I'm like, what the fuck.

It is weird. The thing about it, too, is that, like, I don't know if it necessarily helps to know either. I don't know. Your brain is absolutely protecting you. It could be a detriment to know. Absolutely. It could be. It could be.

It could be. Like, dude, I remembered. I was going to be really personal, but, like, I remembered, like, when I got my Xbox for the first time. Yeah. I got home with it, and I was setting it up, and then we immediately had to go on vacation. And I couldn't play it for, like, two days. Yeah, and then you did what? No, that was it.

Oh. Oh. It's really traumatic. Damn, I'm sorry. Holy shit, dude. Holy shit, I don't. Are you okay? Are you okay now, though?

Is that the best thing? I think I'm still wrestling with it. I hope that still hurts. I hope that still hurts. Fuck you. It's like, you're the best therapist. Let it hurt more. Lay in a hurt.

See you tomorrow. That's so, that's so mean-spirited. Yeah, entirely. Let's think if I walked into your apartment dressed as you as your dead dog from like your childhood. I'd be like, Whoa, that's crazy. But it's like your real, it's your real dog.

Like, I dug it up. I'm like, whoa, you're wearing bones. That's insane. No, no, no. I, it's preserved somehow. That wouldn't even bother me. I would just be like, oh, you're really crazy. That wouldn't bother you?

I don't think it would. Yes, it would. I think it would frighten me more than it would be like, I think I'd be like more like, yo, what are you doing? Then like, oh my God, I'm crying. Like, yo, you're wearing a dead dog. That's nuts. Also, you found this dog on fucking Grant Avenue in the Bronx.

That's what I'm saying. That was buried behind a park. That's crazy. Crazy. Guys, X marks the spot. He just gave you the details. Go dig up that dog. Go dig up that dog and send it to us in a...

Hey, look. Send it to us in the mail. Hold on. Maybe we should. Maybe we... Oh, God. Damn it. I was going to say.

That was a joke. It was a funny joke. It's a funny joke. Don't send skulls in the mail. Don't send skulls in the mail. It's psychotic. Don't do it. I'd rather

I want to say this though I learned something interesting Because I was like when I heard about that I was like what the fuck Apparently there's just an official website Designated like human parts Like you can buy So it's all marked and it's all

It's so wild And it's like so obviously people do it usually for Medical purposes Yeah like a real skeleton And like a science classroom or something So it came in a prestigious, nice, beautiful box. And I was just like, someone went out of their way to be like, that.

And then paid for it. That is actually fucking psychotic. I want a human scholar. That's cool. My dad had one. Of course he did. He did have it. Probably a 17-year-old.

No, he got it from the school because it's like. Yeah, that's what he told you. I was there what he got. Like, it wasn't like he found it. It was like he ripped it out of a person's head. Yeah, he ripped out of a, dude. we know what your dad did. Do you think different races

of people? Never mind. Stop. I've seen your dad do his work. He was very good at what he did. I've seen your dad do his body count and I've seen his trophies. And he did a fake he paid your teacher money

to be like, hey, I need to convince my son that this isn't a 17 year old Vietnam music. I need to convince him that this isn't a little Asian boy from Vietnam. How much money did that cost? How much did he drain my college fund for that?

So I imagine, well, so here's the thing. I imagine teachers are easily bought because they get paid so little. Right, right. So like $15 on a chili? He was just like, hey, man, I'll get, I'll give you like, I'll put you on my Costco membership. And then he was like, oh shit. That'll save me a lot of money.

Man, I'm going to start buying in bulk, actually. I was just thinking about this with my wife. Yeah, here you go. Here's a skull. And then he's like, all right, the skull. We walked in. You guys did the whole thing. Hey, I'm in.

the mood for a skull. And then the teacher was just like, I happen to have a skull. And then, you know, he forgot to take off like one of the, you know, a little bit of skin that clearly showed that it was a little Asian boy,

but he just like, you know, brushed it off real. The little serial number that designates? Yeah, a little. That's on all of them. He's like, I will take this. And it's so,

you know, it's such an obviously fake transaction, but you wouldn't, you believe your dad. Your dad's a hero when you're growing up. Sure. So he's just like, yeah, dad, that's a cool skull

from that he got from school. And he's like, yes, son, you, I will see you never again. Thank you, transaction completed. Can I say something about this? I saw it. Can I say something about this? Yeah. It's fucked up that it happened, but like, I was low-key kind of. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like

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That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I'm not saying I want a skull. Yeah. But like they're kind I don't know man This is kind of cool I don't want a human skull

I like skull like say There's certain animals That I'm like like like Predators here like holy shit Or like how like an elephant Looks like a cyclops Because of the You know since the

Oh because of the fuck Yeah that's right Yeah People thought the elephant skulls Were cyclox way back in the day They're like what the fuck Because it's just how it looks That's so cool

That's a cool idea though These motherfuckers both societies I mean it's like that It's not a lot of stuff like that It's not hard to build this is and spilled societies. That's a good point. It's not difficult.

It's a good point. Yeah, but it's, um, again, though, you know, that skull shit. I'm just, I was just hoping that it kind of, I saw that video that, uh, missed. Oh, yeah. I saw that video that Ethan made, right? And he talked about that. And the one thing that kind of sadden me was in the video, he said, I was like, I so agree with you when you said that this is way past like the point of like, um,

petty drama or something. I'm like, yes, I agree. Please stop talking about this. Do you think the insane people are going to stop seeing you crazy shit? Sir? I think it exacerbates it the way he talks about it.

Absolutely. You're going to get way more skulls now. The people found that you can buy them online for like, I think it was like a thousand dollars. And I was like, these people were going to crowd fund that. You're going to go fund me. Send skulls to Ethan's house.

Dot com. I swear to go. God, they're going to fuck with them harder. And this has been my argument and I'm like, please. This is, this is. And I understand. People are like, oh, it's victim blame. It's like at a certain, listen, man, at a certain point, sure. Yes.

Like, yeah. Like, you, you don't. I don't know, man. Like, it's one of the earliest rules of the internet is like, you don't tell everybody what bothers you, right? It's like, because they're going to be inclined to zero in on that and then do it. Yes. To get a rise out of you.

Yes. And like, that's their trophy. the whole point of all of this. And it's weird. Yeah, I don't know. When people be like, oh, you're victim playing. Well, first of all, like, you said yes. And number two, I was just like,

uh, who started it though? Who, I'm sorry. And I mean this. Who started the whole thing? These people were saying mean things like they do on the internet. And then he's doing everything you can to get him taken down to the point he was threatening doxing being, hey, give up your people and I won't fuck with you and sue you wanting people's docks.

I saw a video of him talking too on the podcast about like, yeah, I got to, I talked to some guy at Reddit and they were like, they're not going to do anything about the snark thing because he says that our community does the same thing. Yeah. And it's like, oh, this is how corrupt. This is how corrupted is over there. And it's just like, I don't know, man. I think that's kind of the obvious reality of the situation is that you're both kind of doing these things. The objective position. If you have no stake in this.

Yeah. You're looking at this. Like your communities are toxic and they're fucking with each other. I actually I made a video because I just got I kind of I was busy but then like I kind of snapped a little bit to where I even did something that I normally I've never done before I contacted Idubs and I was sending voice messages because I was just mad about this specific subject but he was just kind of like I was like sorry I don't normally do that it's weird but he was like yeah no I was good preach brother like because I was just mad and I made a video right so we're talking I just whatever people really shout to me. They were like, they really liked the video because all it was just focusing on was just Ethan's behavior. I'm like, I just want to show people that no one that is defending him is talking about this crazy shit. And I think it's destroying him. Because they're not, they're not like being like, hey man, I have your back, but please for the love of God, look what you're doing.

The thing too is like, for the love of God. You know what popped up in my algorithm recently? What happened? As a result of all this is like their old videos together, the two videos of Oh, yeah, yeah. The colorblind one. Oh, that was good. The Logan Paul thing. Yeah, the Logan Paul colorblind one. And the, uh, the thousand degree knife thing were like they were just cutting shit in their house and then it filled with smoke.

Right. And I was watching. I was like, this is, this is still very good content. Right. Like this is very fun to watch. And this is a lot better than whining about whatever it is. They're fucking whining about. Yeah, I don't know.

I come from a weird angle because I just like, I'm friends with the Indian and he's obviously. I don't talk to them all the time or anything. Yeah. But I also like, generally, I like Ethan and Heelah way more than I like Hazan as a person. So, like, I'm just kind of like literally just sitting here looking at all this shit going on. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck to make of any of this shit. But what's clear to me is that like, if you just stop, if you make your show about literally anything else. Yeah.

Maybe the fun stuff that it used to be that people like it, that people like in the first place. Right. This might subside very quickly. Many people have been trying to convince him of that. And I think it's up to his producers. I think it's up to his producers. I'll put it this way. You couldn't convince me to turn this show into a soapbox

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hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place.

Maybe one episode I might touch on it. But the idea of like maintaining it daily for weeks for years at this point, it feels like, I don't know. I just finally like ended up muting both their names on my Twitter because I'm just like I don't care at this point like I as far as I'm concerned it's it's just exacerbated by the both you just talking past each other and just like yeah refusing to have a conversation like fucking adults either of you that the interesting well actually it's not even either it's just Ethan well yeah Ethan has said many this is me being now that

I'm invested in it I'm like I need to like watch what these people are doing both of them like actually now I'm actually like paying attention it was the opposite yeah the opposite I was like I don't care this is dumb. And now I got into a point where some of the stuff I was hearing, I'm like, this is so crazy. I'm actually, like I mentioned on the video I've made, there was, you probably heard about, uh, uh, Tachstone. Yeah. Yeah, the Tachstone versus, uh, uh, Tcha this is, this is like a hip hop beef, right? And like New York shit. The way it, and it was tax, Tachstone has the best crash show you'll ever see in your life. What is this guy? Because he's, he's a, he was like a professional hater. He would talk so much.

shit online. He would text people hundred, tweet hundreds of times just talking shit out of nowhere. And it got to the point, it got so bad that this dude Taxstone at an event that Troyav was at. He showed up with a gun and like some people got

shot. Like it got to a point where Tax Stone is in prison. But just from being like harassing, it was literally online harassing. That's what he did. He loved doing. It was so fun to him. And it's There's multiple videos made about this

It's fascinating Yeah And so this is how I've become To where I'm actually fascinated By what Ethan's been doing And I started seeing Hassan say Two major things that keeps repeating It's like, A

If Ethan stopped doing the He says Hasbara But like just Israel Zionist talking points I wouldn't even care If he kept slandering me And I don't care about the personal attacks At all

It's pointless He just wants him to stop, you know, brainwashing people into thinking that, oh, you know, the genocide's okay, because the propaganda, like, you know, because it's unfortunate, that's what's happening, that he's repeating a bunch of talking points that, like, the IDF and, like, now in their administration release.

Sure. It's an unfortunate thing that he doesn't. It's weird, especially because he, like, he says, and I do believe him on a level where he's just like, yeah, I, like, he doesn't believe it. Like, he criticized Israel, like, a lot or, like, he used to. Yeah. More regularly.

So like I know I don't know it's just a very strange Something it's happening right now That he's like having this weird cognitive dissonance moment Because he still says like I'm an like I'm an avid supporter of the Palestinians But right now he's not doing them any favors But he doesn't it's like he doesn't know that

Like he thinks his video that he released on his line Is ironclad I heard him say that Oh the content nuke No content nuke Yeah the nuke was not I actually thought the more recent calm thing that he did Was actually a lot more compelling to me It probably was

It was more, because, like, when he was like, when he brought up, like, you probably shouldn't hold, like, a swastika sword next to the Palestinian flag. Not even, not even just for the sake of just not putting those things together. Well, to me, I probably, well, to me, I thought, The sort of that was, the, um, the bachai. What? The bonkai. The, um.

That's just stupid to me. Because it's, first of all, it's, it's, it's not even. I know, but like, but that's the whole point of even thinking that's like, there's, no, but that was his point was that it's just like, it's just like, it's best to avoid that entirely. Which I do agree with it. I don't think anybody brought it up other than him and his fucking fans. Avoid what?

Like, you know what I mean? It's like telling somebody, hey, you should have avoided this when nobody else was talking about it. Sometimes you have to say the obvious thing. Did you, okay. I can agree with that. You saw the content cop?

The content cop? Yeah. Did you think, did you have any words or thoughts about seeing that sword? The sword? Yes. Me?

I don't give a shit. That's my point. But I don't give a shit about. about this in the first place. No, your position, no one caught that other than the people scanning it, which was his fucking fans. And now they're being like, yeah, this should have been an avoidable thing. I'm like, bro, it was. You are the only one focusing on it. Right. So saying that is fucking pointless. He's acting like that's the major position that people are like, oh my God. I don't think it's a major position. Do you see Idubs, a position at all,

excuse my language. A position at all, like as if anybody was saying like, oh my God, do you see that that fucking reverse Hindu fucking swastika I mean I've seen some like I've seen some commentary people who are like more coming up they're like this bald guy with a beard who's kind of like making a name for himself now

who brought it up it's not like it's not whatever I look I it's not just like this phantom point like other people are making I think it's a dumb point to make too I think this is just fuck on live camera so I can see them fuck

I think the whole thing is fucking gay stupid this fuck this fucking stupid it's all fake it's it is clearly it's all it's clearly it's all it's all Faking gay. It's all fake and gay and stupid, but this, like I said, the reason I'm, I'm invested in this at all is because the, there's people that are treating it like, say, when they say like,

oh, a Republican, the Democrats are the same. When it's like, no, there's nuance. And so this is when I get interested where I'm like, yeah, they both have their obvious problems, but one is doing something infinitely worse right now. And we can talk about. We can discuss it because I think like nuance is kind of important. And it's interesting to me. It may not be interesting to a lot of people.

and I'm not trying to convince people to be interested into it. Like, it's whatever. It's just, I'm just like letting you guys know, like, oh, this is what I've discovered. And the reason I got interested in, it was mainly it was like the doxing stuff. He had publicly trying to threaten and dox people, Ethan.

I was just like, nobody's doing anything like that, Hassan or any of his orbiters or anything. They're not doxing fucking people. Yeah, one thing I know for sure is that like denims and those people are not doxing people. They're not doing anything. Like, I even checked out. I know that firsthand.

Like, that's just not happening. They were even being accused of. I saw, I, I started like spending some time looking into the shit that was being said. And even this, it's very, I'm not going to get into it because it's very nuanced. But like just surface level. They're like, oh, Frogan said, I hope the soldiers get PTSD. Well, watching the clip in context, she was like, the soldiers that regret what they do,

which many have, I know some actually, that go over and they're like, oh, we were used and stuff. And then they become like activist and stuff. There's a guy that I used to think it was cool and he went insane, named Adam Kokesh, where he was like, oh, he got, he brought a gun to DC to be like, well, you can't bring guns to DC? And he loaded like a gun. He went to prison. But like he used to, but he was like an activist that like I was an ex like army person. That's great. And they're treating us like, and then he solely got crazier started associating

with libertarianism and got crazy. And I'm like, oh, gosh. But point being, hold on. It's just like, she has no problems with people that are like, they understand that like, oh, we clearly are being lied to. You know, the VAs aren't doing stuff for us, blah, blah, blah. But for the ones that are still like raw, raw, like killing brown people, they're like, I hope they get PTSD. I don't disagree. I absolutely no disagree. Oh, yeah.

I think people who relish in killing people over there and they're like, I still love what I do. Why would I feel like a Chris Kyle? Remember Chris Kyle? Right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't feel bad for that fucking guy. Then you get killed like at a range or something, someone accidentally killed him or something. I don't know. I think that's crazy.

I didn't know. So what happened was like he was like, yeah. So he was at a gun range. And then, like, I think somebody, I think it was like an accidental discharge. Yeah. Where he shot his entire pelvis off. And so, like, it was just...

He does it. Watch this cool trick and he blew his own pelvis off. You're so... You're so convincing where I was like, oh, I'm going to learn what happened because I actually forgot. You just did, yeah. For me... Oh, excuse me. For me, long story short, I feel like it's becoming too political and it's becoming too divisive

where it's like... I think I think drama is funny, but my big problem is that I don't, like, I know, I know Idubs. I don't know him super well. I'm more friendly with Anisa, the same reason with you. Yeah, yeah. I'm more friends with Nisa. I think she's only ever been cool in my interactions with her. Okay.

He's only ever been like a sensible person. I think the moment that this turned into like people, it turned into the same shit that like the fucking whole mag of bushes or people stand by these personalities and they feel. like they're validated and validated by it. I think Ethan is a tripping out. I think it's kind of sad to see because he's someone I respected for a while on the internet. Sure.

I think at, but I think at the same time, when, like, sending the skull to his house is like the most like, this needs to stop moment immediately. Like, that's like, quit it. Enough.

On every side, stop. Like, that's when like, the proverbial bomb goes off and everybody's like, hey, maybe we should probably chill right now. Yeah, well, yeah. Well, do you think that,

because he didn't bring it up specifically. He didn't bring it up. Which I think is smart. But that kind of shows, right? Yes. That he understands on some level that like, oh, if I draw attention to this, it's going to continue it. And that's why. And then the content cop came out.

And then he was like, well, now I have to, like, justify this. And I don't even think it's that bad of justification. I think I probably would be flipping the fuck out, too. If I got like a skulls into my house and then like, I'd probably go. I'd probably trip. But like, I wouldn't. I still, what? I would not mention it at all.

I would, yeah, that's kind of, if anything, what I would do, genuinely, this is me talking. Yeah. I would probably, like, after that, I'd reach out to Ian or, like, any of the people talking, like, silently. Even just the people that, like, I know, kind of. Maybe not, I wouldn't reach out of denims or anything, you know what I mean, if I was him.

Yeah. But I'd reach out to Ian instead of be like, listen, you might not understand the breadth of what's going on internally. So here's one example or something, right? But instead it's just kind of like... I mean, but if that was the case, right? Because this, you're going to get more skulls. He's going to get fucked with more.

He's going to get fucked with way more. That was the case, right? That was the case, right? You reached out. He could have done that to Hassan a long time ago. It would never got to this point. I know, but that's what I'm saying too. It's ultimately like, that's what I would have done.

That was one of the main points that I kept forgetting to say is leading to that, is that Hassan has been saying the entire time. And this is, Here's the timeline. Here's the real timeline. Like, look, okay, Hassan was like defending. A lot of people were saying, hey, Ethan sucks hard right now. You should talk shit about him. Call him out. Hassan for like a year was like, no, I don't care. Like Ethan is fine. He's my friend. I don't care. I'm going to focus on what's happening over there. I don't care. And then it got to a point where Hassan's, he keeps saying it's Hassan's fans, but it's more of the H3 snark people,

because he's been fucking with these people constantly trying to docks them and take them and destroy their lives. Putting in his story, like, I can't wait to docks you guys. I can't wait to show you what all your families have been up to. Like, he's, he's driving these people. He's doing all this crazy shit, so these people are crazy. They're terminally online like him, and they're fucking with them. And he's saying, oh, it's Hassan's fans.

And Assan's friends are like, whoa, we're not doing anything. I'm sure they're talking shit because that's what everybody does, but they're not going out of their way sending him skulls or he was saying, oh, it might be this guy bad and pinata. Like this guy, bad and Panana, I mentioned him on a podcast, on one of a podcast before. he's just like some asshole. He's a streamer asshole that likes to, he sees Ethan Klein crashing out.

So he's like, oh yeah, I paid Idubs to do the content. You know, he's like one of those guys. And like Ethan's going crazy so he probably believes it or something. You know,

but he's being like, he's being like, he's being, Hassan got involved fairly late by responding to Ethan at all. And then he keeps saying, hey man, I'm willing to talk to you in private

or on stream. We can watch your content nuke together and we can go through it piece by piece, he keeps saying that. And then Ethan's like, no, I'm not, I'm not going to do it. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, in New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause

symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts.

One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place.

I'm not going to do it. And then what exactly do you want? And what he wants? What he wants? He said in the content nuke. He wants him deplatformed and he wants him to be treated the way that Alex Jones and Nick Fuentes is. that's what he opens up with in the fucking thing So he has a specific vendetta

He has a crusade Yeah yeah And it's not going well And I think unfortunately with the content cop thing Right I got involved Because Ethan started saying some stuff publicly

And then Ian offered Hey let's talk about this And he said no You need to Publicly denounce Hassan And all these people first In order for us to have a conversation And then Ian was like

What the fuck That's not how a friend work like let's just talk you know and that's what led to this thing and then of course seeing the success of the content cop video got him upset enough to where like i can now have to release the skull information but i'm just like bro anybody and we all sit here right now understanding that that was the worst thing he could have done especially people finding out these terminally online people it's how i found out that it's from a specific website i can't remember what it's called i remember i was like skulls are us or something it's something stupid it's something

Coles R Us is wild. It's something as stupid as that. It's something like skull. It's something stupid, whatever it is. You can just buy the shit. And then it's like a gift and I'm like, oh, so it's even easier. It wasn't like somebody collected some shit or stole some stuff and then it was just a very easy. And I'm like, so.

No, that is a crazy thing to do. No, it's not that it's not crazy. I'm not saying. That's not my point. Yeah, yeah. It's easy to do. You have to understand. I'm getting ahead of what people are going to say.

That's all I'm saying. I appreciate that. You can absolutely do that because even though I. There's a lot of people who think that you're just running defense for Hassan. I know. I know they're stupid people. Like I recognize. Which is frustrating for me too because it's just like, dude, it's not.

They say, oh, you're running defense with Saddam. I'm like, this has nothing to do. This is just objectivity. I'm telling you what Hassan has said, what has Ethan said, what Hassan has done, and what Ethan has done. And when you compare the two, who is doing insane shit and who's not? Hassan is being Hassan. He's been as son.

He's doing the same dumb shit. Whatever the fuck he does. He's the same broie guy that's. Like, that's a thing. That's a key element to me is that like the stuff that the dumb shit that Hassan is doing is the dumb shit that he's been doing forever. Always. To the point where like you knew about that dumb shit when you worked with it. None of it.

So like that's to me is just like a lot of the stupid sword years ago too. Yeah. Well. He bought that sword years ago. He's known about it. I don't know if that's true. That's absolutely true. It's just a, it's just a sword from bleed.

I mean the sword means nothing to me. No, it doesn't mean them. But it is absolutely. true. Like Hassan shows on stream, he live streamed him going the Anime Expo and buying it. Yeah, I don't know. And then he watched it again recently. But this is what I'm talking about. Nobody knows anything about this stuff. But then they have opinions. Yeah, they shouldn't. To be fair. You don't need to. But I'm saying, if you have an opinion, maybe look into it. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, no. I'm saying. If you have an opinion? If you're like, I couldn't care less. I'm like, good. Good. Good. It's like, well, I was talking to my homies. I was like, good. I'm glad. I don't know anything about this. I'm like, I'm glad you don't know anything about this. Like, fuck you. Like, I'm jealous a little bit, actually.

But now I'm a little bit invested. Now I'm trying to cover my bases when I talk about this and say, oh, you're running defense for Asan. I'm like, I don't, dude, if Hassan got shot, I'm like, oh, it sucks. That's the most I can grant it. Like, oh, that sucks. It's not even like, say, like, good or, oh, no, I'm sad. It's more of like, damn. That's crazy.

That dude got fucking shot. Yeah. But, like, I don't have a connection to him like that. I've talked to him for. a minute. That is the most I've ever talked to him before. Like creative clash of them?

Yeah. And all I said was literally I complimented the, what is it called? Leftover's podcast. I said, hey man. I was like, because really,

and this is how most people consume Hassan, I've only seen you out of context and with you rage quitting video games. So I thought you were... So I thought you were a complete clown like,

but now seeing him in a setting that was like an hour or two, whatever the podcast was, and I would catch a few of the episodes. I'm like, oh, he knows way more about geopolitics than I thought. And he actually, there was a lot of stuff that I was like, oh, okay, I've seen him in the wrong light for quite some time. And unfortunately, it continues to happen because people, and I'm telling you, some of the stuff is taken out of context in the same way if you would do the, I'm Tom Sweeney, and I hate the gaze. Or that little, that, that Frogan clip specifically. It was the one that I thought of it.

So is it's like if you watch that whole clip. I mean, she's being a dick. She is a dick. She is. But like it's not. She is a dick. Yeah. She's a dirt.

Even Hassan's like, oh, she's really rude. She's loud. Like he's like, like I like she fron's her friend, but she's rude and loud in this. And it's like he's. But even the fact that there is a clarification that it's like the people who like relish. Right. It's like, yeah, fuck those people. Right.

It's like, oh, well, okay. that becomes like a I mean to be fair to me none of the shit matters like there's such a high seal to offend me is like really intense Right like I can't even I almost can't even tell you how to do it because I wouldn't even know what it would require

I just hate the uh the the Parassocial aspect to it because where people are just like Oh you're running defense I'm like no this is This is not how it was like back in the day where There was a lot of people making shit up about Donald Trump in like 2016 election And I'm like why why are you making Oh yeah, like when they, yeah, the coypon thing I think about all the time.

They're just saying shit that wasn't true. That was so stupid. Oh, he's overfeeding the fish. Like, shut the fuck up. There's so much stuff you can already say about him. Why are you inventing shit? And so I feel the same way about this situation where I'm like, it is objective that Ethan's going crazy.

Anybody can see who's being honest. If you fucking anybody, you can see that he's doxing, doing things online that would normally get you bad from your platform. But, you know, he's too big to fail, as they say. say. So he's not going to get banned. Whatever. That's fine. I don't care. I don't need him banned. But it's just like, hey, we know this guy. We care about this guy. We wish he'd stop. He's doing things that's exacerbating his harassment. We understand this.

And people should also be on the side of we care about him so he should chill. If you're not on that, I don't know, then you must be on the side of. Well, the thing is, it's just being exacerbated by the audience. You know what I mean? That's ultimately. It's ultimately like the audience will egg, egg you on. the nature of content. In your worst. Exactly.

He has a member's only chat in his live stream. And they are so on his side with everything and not giving him the criticism that he needs. But ultimately, I keep saying, I keep going to Dan. Dan's the guy that, I used a clip of them accidentally doxing the wrong person a couple of years ago. Because they do the shit all the time. Did they do that? Yes. Like they were doxed somebody.

Olivia was this girl that was working there. They're just like, I know the guy. It's this guy. And then they got the wrong guy. So two hours later, during the same stream, Dan comes back and, yeah, I have some bad news. Like, yeah. Yeah, we docks somebody.

We docks the wrong guy. And, of course, our fans were attacking him already. Even though we said not to. And Dan's like, but you already know people that listen to us, don't fucking listen to when we say, don't attack them. Because that's how the sims work. That's how the parisoscial people work. It all works.

It all works. You say, don't do it. They do it anyway. And so he knows this. Dan got upset. They were embarrassed. learn nothing. And then it's like,

it makes me mad because Dan is aware of this. And then Dan is here we are. And then Dan also contributes to like, oh, that Noah Samson makes a video about Ethan and all those commentary commuters saying they backed a genocide. And there's Dan like,

oh, I got some information that he might have done something really fucked up to his ex and then Ethan's all giddy and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. And then all of a sudden

it turned out to be nothing. Oh, he was like a bad boyfriend or something. He was like a sleaze fuck boy guy. It was that. Oh, no. Look at him. Of course.

I was like, I'm sorry. He has the, he had the, it in the mustache. You expect me to believe this guy was not like doing like a lot of sex capades. I feel like I... That's a look to fuck. That is a fuck look. That is a fuck look. That's a fuck boy look. That is a fuck

look. That is a look that you want to get pussy. That guy side-eyed me at a party once. Why? I don't know. He probably clearly doesn't. I mean if he's aware of me at all, there's no shot. Oh, he's the, uh, the anti-Sd-W guy that... I think this shit is gay and boring. I don't want to talk about it. I whole fucking heartedly I'm so sorry. I've been trying. I understand your your speech because it is important and I think the nature of this situation requires it to be spoken about

but it's so not even entertaining. It's just like, I agree. I disagree that it's not entertaining. I think it's super entertaining. I think being linked to it, you were like kind of pretending it's not entertaining because you don't want to. Well, because when you're seeing somebody, like say, for example, Kanye West has been saying some wild shit.

sure not a one-to-one comparison obviously because I have to say this for the stupid people right but it's just an example it is entertaining watching him crash out doing some wild shit to a degree yeah it's entertaining to a degree and in a better point I'm like I just this isn't this is just like scheduled schizophrenic episodes it's entertaining watch like I can't I can't be invested anymore right but it's entertaining watching Kanye crash out yeah but is it entertaining to watch people talk about Kanye crashing out It's less, it's even less so. I think less so, probably.

Like for me, I think that is how, like, that is the essence of streaming and podcasting. It's people talking about people doing stuff. I, I peer out eventually. That is true. It's a bad barometer for me because I just, I don't listen to, yeah, I don't listen to podcasts at all. The thing that I don't like to do is, and I know we're all guilty of this from time to time, is to poo-poo something because we're not personally, I know, right? We're not personally vested in it or like, and then immediately you're like, I don't care about this. So I therefore I don't want to talk about this.

And then it kind of like say immediately turns it into a dud. I wouldn't say it's a dud. I'm not interested anymore, but I think there's a difference between saying that. What I'm clarifying is that like I think this is a serious situation. Yeah. That as it's the serious parts aren't being tackled anymore. so it just feels like a redundant redundancy.

Like Ethan is a father. Ethan is a father. He's a father who has children and though he may be, though we don't know how he's treating his kids in this moment, CPS was called on him, was involved in the situation.

Right. That's already a point where I'm like, all right, this needs to wrap up. Yeah. But then again, a skull gets sent to his home. And then all this shit is like,

this isn't even funny. This is just like, clearly somebody's having an episode and then what happened instead of. And then a bunch of anonymous People are just like, instead of... It's actually a lot like Kanye.

You know what it actually is? It is like Kanye's tuition because he's getting platformed. It reminds me a little bit of... He shouldn't be being platform about this anymore. It should be like, fixed problem, stop now. It would be nice. That's it. Yeah.

So I'm like, I don't, I just can't care anymore. But also, I don't like drama that much in general. I kind of get like, uninvested eventually. I'm like, I don't take a step back from this. I don't really like seeing this anymore. I think what I was, I think, you were going to say something. I lost it. Damn.

I was waiting for you. It was pretty good. Oh, damn. I think because of like I think if there was no connection to it at all like if you didn't have like if it didn't bother you this would be very easy to discuss I think that's the biggest problem is that there is a part of you that you're like I know these people this sucks I don't think that's the part I think the part is that this is a problem it's someone's having and the nature of the internet does not allow people to fix their problems so I just don't want to see it anymore let me just give you an example if if just killed the Pope Vance was crashing out hard would you have a a problem talking about it at all? Well, I think he's evil. So I think that'd be funny. You don't have a connection.

You don't like him. It'd be funny to a degree. Then at a certain point, it's like this is not funny anymore. Well, he's also the vice. I know what you're saying. But my, my, my, my bandwidth for it would be bigger. Somebody lesser is like, you know, like, God damn it. I don't need a one to one fucking comparison.

My bandwidth would be, do it yourselves. I understand that, but my bandwidth would still. Yeah. Have a serious point. Once it gets past of like, because once something is like serious, it's not funny anymore. I'll grant you... This is becoming very gay, I will say. I'll grant you... Because this is a conversation about the conversation. Yeah. We should move on. Exactly. It's been gay. I'll just last thing I'll say, I'll grant you that I feel that way about

Christian where I feel like that that saga has gone on so long. I think it's the saddest thing ever. I've never thought that I've never thought that show is funny. And I think he's the one of it's to me. I think there's parts of it. I think there's the sonic two medallion being magical is insane. I think there's parts to it that are funny. There's bits and pieces of it that are funny. Absolutely. There's parts of it are funny, but I've stood by that I think Ethan Ralph is a way better locale because he, there's nothing sad about it. It's just funny because he's just a drunken, angry redneck with the superiority complex. And it's just a perfect recipe for a locale. I think if I watched a Christian documentary from start to finish, I'd probably cry. Like I think, like, I don't know

if I think I genuinely think the part of my spirit would wake back up and cares about people. Let me just say this. This is actually very cool in the context of Christian anyway. Is that like the guy who did the documentary on him. He hasn't done one in a while. I think, I don't know, I think it's over because I mean there's so much so. But he's been putting his time. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

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And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. And it's weird because it's like it's wholesome But it's also like exploitative But it's also like what the fuck is going So he you know that uh sonature comic

That Christian drew Yeah That he drew of his famous for it Among other things Yeah He animated it So he's turned into an animated series You know fully voiced

And like with moving assets and stuff Yo And so it's just like That's kind of cool As far as like that goes Because it doesn't fit Like it is being spirited ultimately, but it is also like a

It's not like a... That's a homage, technically. It's, yeah, like it's weird. What is this coming out? Episode one's already out. Oh, episode. Oh, yeah. And it's very faithful to the original art style.

That's funny. I just... But that's as much as I would want to talk about it. You know what I mean? That's all it needs. There are people that just... What do they do? I forgot, they call themselves...

Oh, shit, how long have I been cutting the black? Do you imagine that the whole time? No, it sucks. I feel oblivious to the fact that everything's happening. Oblivious? I wish I could throw up on command. It's a lot. It's a lot that's mostly red.

Oblivion. Yeah, segwaying into stuff that's fucking awesome. Oblivion. I got dick in my balls. I got dick in my balls. Eating you're behind and surking on dog. I love balls. and oblivion

I didn't think I've ever heard that song Oblivion by a master-slong Master slong, yes Excuse me Or Vastor-Slong Vastor-Slong Great song Yeah

Especially if you're like I don't know, I never heard of it You're a stoner that's like stoner rock Yeah, right right Anyway Oblivion Oblivion Yeah, that's it.

Yo. Okay, so oblivion had the craziest reveal. Oblivion shadow dropped. Crazy. Granted, it's the worst kept secret. People were expecting this to happen. But as time kept going on, people were like,

oh, maybe it isn't happening. Because, like, I think they were going to release it earlier. I think they had a plan to release it much earlier than they did. And then people found out about and they were like,

well, fuck you guys. No, I think this was always, I just think there was like some miscommunication. I think we just kind of assumed. And also because, Because there's, from a game pass perspective, they kind of fucked over this other game that's actually like, I mean, it's doing very well. It's getting really positive reception. The Claire Obscure Expedition 33. It's like the new, it's like a new IP, new studio. 30 man team made this thing. And it's amazing. It's got, it's got Daredevil in it. Charlie Cox and a bunch of other shadow hearts in it.

Oh, nice. But it's apparently like, a lot of people are saying it's like one of the best things that they've ever seen. And that was, that was, that. had a release date set for this week for a while. And so for oblivion, just going to like, hey, it's the game you all wanted forever. Rude. Very, like, so I think that was why people were like, oh, maybe it isn't happening. But then it did happen. And they're like, oh, I'm sorry. Sorry to that other game.

Although, yeah, that sucks for that other game, man. It's 50 bucks, too, which is like, what is it? What is the, um, what is that game about? It's, I mean, I don't know, man. Just look at the trailers. I don't know. It's like a persona looking game, sort of, but it's like more, um, Did they do something to like...

Yeah, what do they do? Like, why? Because it's $50. Because I was expecting... Both of them are $50, by the way, I think. It is. I was expecting the Bluvenomaster to be 60. They could have totally gotten away with it.

That's why. People would have been like, oh, only 60? It's not 80? Like Mario Card or fucking 70? Like, everything else? Right. They definitely could have gotten away with it. I would have paid that money, I think.

I expected it to be 60 and it almost makes me feel like, what did that game do to them? Like, we're making a $50 too. Yeah, yeah. Fuck you. I'm like, wait, that's kind of crazy. It's crazy. It's sad. I'm ready for both of those games.

It's a shame. But it's critically fucking amazing, apparently. So, like, I'm sure it'll do fine. I'm excited to play it. Yeah, I'm going to play tonight. I'll play tonight. I will say, I've never played oblivion before. I've only played that first little area.

Right. And, like, the step out probably like three times. Yeah, yeah. And every time I'm like, no shot am I going to play the rest of this game? Because it's fucking ugly as sin. It fucking runs horrendously. It feels, it's like nice to the old Republic. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Don't respect culture. I'm not saying it's not good. Obviously, Oblivion is great. The foundation of it. But like, it's running like a sick dog on old platform. Coltor. I never beat in a game.

It's a kind of game that I can play. And the longer I play it, the more I think it's a great game. Oh, yeah. And then I'm sure Oblivion is solid. I'm like, I vividly remember like even being tricked into thinking it looks good, too. They're like, oh, I didn't have bad. I was looking at the more. I was looking at the sun and I was like, God, the sun looks kind of good.

Yeah, and it's like a fucking JPEG. It's the baby from fucking Telitubbies. Not even. It's really good. That would be amazing. I played core. I beat Corridor and then I played, what was it? The Jedi one, the Fall in Order.

And then it snapped me back and I was like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That game looked terrible. I forgot. When you fight the rank core in the beginning when you have to sneak past him and you fight him, and I was like, wow, that was a riveting boss fight. and then Lily was like Yo, you hid behind a corner

And kept sneak attacking a guy And I was like, yeah, I beat him I shouldn't necessarily be him I just shot I can't record the little The little twillet girl that has the wookie Yeah And I just kept sneak attacking him

Oh okay And she was like Kingston Was that a boss? I was like yeah Wasn't that crazy? She was like what the fuck are you Are you retarded? I was like

No Nah dude what you beat him Depends a balance strategy Hey man It's great about video games All these different strategies work Look how intense it was. I didn't even use my character because I didn't want to get killed.

She was like, dude, what are you talking about? Cotor is, it's one of those games. It's a good game, but it is old as fuck and it feels old as fuck. There are games that are old that don't feel as old as they are. The remakes don't actually happen or no. I think it's actually done. What are you talking about it? As far as I know, it's still happening, but like, see, here's the issue now, right?

Years ago, it would have been obvious this isn't happening, right? but now normal development times are like seven or eight years So like I don't know if it's weird that we haven't heard anything from it Because why wouldn't it take even longer than it's taken You know like I don't know I don't know how to gauge anything anymore I need that game so bad if that game drops I think it's still happening I think it's too I think it's too big of a thing not to I do like I just it's silly not to They had a bad they had a bad partner I guess and they're pro you know what it is actually

It's actually almost identical to the Final Fantasy 7 remake situation. Because Final Fantasy 7 remake was originally, like, announced a long-ass time ago. I remember we watched it at your house. Yeah, we watched it in New York when I was having my E3 parties, which is fucking forever ago. When we weren't 20 yet. Yeah, yeah, we were teenagers. So like, which is fucking insane.

Really? Yeah, they announced it a long-ass time ago. Same thing of Heart's three, actually. That's true. They announced it like a full decade. It got the reveal of... So, hold on. The original reveal that they were remaking Final Fantasy

remake was in like was a long ass time ago. Like hilariously so. And it was being made by a team I think CyberConnect 2 or something. Like they make very different games. And that was under while for there was underway for a while. And then apparently internally they were like this is not cutting it.

And so they were like we're going to handle this internally. And then it started over from there to get to the point that we got Final Fantasy 7 remake officially I think in like what 2019? Right before Coke. Right during the time. Something around.

around that. But like, so, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, okay, four years floundering on something that, like, ultimately didn't happen. Restarting it from then, that's nine years or something. Yeah. I don't know if those timelines are necessarily exactly accurate, but like, that's probably what's happening now is that like, Kotor was being done. And then they, the higher up saw it and they were like, this is not, or maybe even themselves, they were like, we can't do this. And that's years of time just wasted. And so now they have to either, they might still be shopping it around. They might still be working on it. with like a difference. I don't know what's going on with that shit. Yeah. That's a big, like everybody's in the dark with that one. But Cotaur is fucking old. And it plays like it's old. And Oblivion is fucking old and it plays like it's old.

A lot of those games from that, a lot of RPGs from that era generally feel that way. Oh, yeah. Mass Effect One. Yeah. Oh. Before the fucking, it's so crazy. It's so funny to me that you have your experience. Your experience of Massifact 1 is like my experience of mafia.

It's Skyro. I mean, the Mass Effect and Skyrim, my experience of those games is not the original experience. So, I'm like, those games were great, and everybody's like, YouTube. Well, Skyrim was great at the time. Like, people didn't hate it. There was more bugs. That was really the biggest problem. Especially on PS3.

Like, PS3 was fucking hilarious. You couldn't, Colin was telling me this. He's like, apparently, like, the PS3 version of Skyrim was so bad for various reasons, I'm sure, because of the hardware. But, like, you had to, if there was a door that you opened in, like, a dungeon or something, one of those doors that don't lead to a loading screen you had to shut it behind you or else the game would just fucking not it would crumble

which is fucking awesome and there was like little things like you couldn't pick too many things up it's very funny but horse is viable and oblivion I haven't used a horse yet I haven't felt the need because then Skyrim horses suck

they were not can I tell you something I haven't used a horse yet yet, I cannot possibly imagine that it's any better than what it is. It's kind of. Holy shit, the horses suck. I would just be like, this horse sucks. I was going to turn into a werewolf and run faster than any horse could possibly move.

Yeah. And then that's what I would do. So yeah. So I'm playing oblivion for the first time. I can never get past that first opening session. I was the UI especially. Like I hated the like the font on everything and like the text and like it was just fucking really.

It looked like a 90s computer game and the RPG together. Like Kings Quest or something. I usually disagree with a lot of people when they say that things are hard to navigate. I usually my position is like, you're stupid. Like it's harder, I understand, but you should still be able to figure it out. Oblivion was actually like confusing. It was just confusing and tedious. Yeah, I was like, at a certain point I'm like, I'm not sure where I'm supposed to go.

And then I'm like, ah, whatever. Like, I happen to be a few times. Yeah, so, so I'm playing it. I played for like five hours on stream the other day. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that they're the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any

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in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. so we sat there listening that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place and it's real fucking good like it is actually so good

up until this point that I'm like I totally understand why people are like yeah Skyron was like a downgrade from this because I think yeah totally actually I don't know if like maybe end game like complete Skyron with like the vampires and werewolves and shit like maybe that would be better than what Oblivion is

I'm not really sure. sure, but it feels better to be in oblivion. I like the way you throw a fireballing into some non-time. I hear somebody like, a fireball explode. Yeah. I think that's so hilarious. You're like, this is a nice gesture towards them and then some guys in year. Yeah.

I'm, I'm interested. I think they need to because everybody, my brother, all, all these people are all like Marwin. That's the goaded. Yeah, yeah. Marwin's goaded. I was watching my brother play Marwin and I was like, this is fucking looks like ass.

What are you saying? He's like, shut the fuck up. It's amazing. That was my exact experience with Oblivion. And so maybe like a new code of pain is really, and they did tweak a lot of other things too. It's more of a remake than a remaster. That's the interesting thing about it is that like I feel like they under promised and over delivered in some sense. Because I don't think it's like a Final Fantasy 7 remake tier remit.

It's not a different system of a game, you know? Yeah, but it's not just like, oh, it's not like a Halo 2 anniversary thing where like they put the new, you could toggle the graphics. because the old game is still running underneath. No, it is new. Right. Which, by the way, I love that about Halo 2. That's cool. I want them to change nothing about Halo 2, in fact.

But it's really fucking good. The soundtrack's way better than Skyron. It's actually crazy. Like, I was actually... Do you think it's way better than Skyrim? Yeah, immediately. Really? Well, first of all, all the good stuff about Skyrim is there.

So, like, the big themes are there from... They're carried over from Oblivion. But then there's just, like, general... There's no Dover King theme, though. That's... The Dovercene theme is the... Oh, whatever. It's so good.

I always hated that part. Shreddy cheese. Oh, ho. That's his dad. Look, look, look, look, look. He kisses his dad. More, more, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, my beautiful son. Oh, all right.

Oh. Oh. Wow. You guys are kidding. Look, look, look, I'm not saying, I'm not saying the Skyrim, I'm not saying the Skyrim, I'm not saying the Skyrim soundtrack isn't great. I'm saying Oblivians is better. And so far the quests are like way more interesting. Like infinitely.

You know the startup theme is like, like we're in the middle of an open area. And then you're seeing like 30 load screens before you get into the game. I will say, here's an ice troll spinning. Here's a dog. A pale of cum. They're good for different reasons.

I will say there is a possibility that I've just played so much Skyrim over my life that like it doesn't feel interesting or new to me to do it. or like, and the soundtracks are kind of like, okay, I get it. And this feels like a lot more new because it is different. Yeah. I think it's magical. That's why I'm interested in what you're saying. Like, I'm like, oh, let me, let me see how I feel.

Yeah, yeah. There's different things that I do miss. Like there's, but there's, I don't know. There's like different tradeoffs. I like it a lot, though, so far. And that was not something I expected. I expected fully to go into this and be like, okay, this is still fucked. And I can't enjoy this.

But it is, it's significantly better. I can't believe the shadow dropped it. It's fucking insane. It was kind of, it was annoying for me because I started, I tried finishing AC shadows before my month was over. I gave up. Yeah, it was, I paid for another thing of the Ubisoft. I was like, no.

I just saw the notification on my phone. I was like, no, fuck. Because, yeah. But I'm finally out of place in the game where I'm actually having fun because I just, It only took 70 hours The problem is Like if you It takes too long to get to where you're actually like

Oh I have weapons and options And I'm really I'm like well I don't know what they I thought they said the game was way shorter than normally I think it is but they pad it out way more It's like it doesn't I like those outposts are fucking ridiculously big They are because the outposts are too big

They feel like Dude they'll be like They feel like seven outposts Hey, you'll be in a little thing. And it's like, okay, I want to get the main chest in this little castle or whatever. And they're like, kill three samurai. And they're scattered so far apart that I'm like, so essentially I have to go through this entire thing. And you can't just assassinate the samurai.

They're too strong. Yeah, they got to fight them. So I'm just like, wait. So then I'm like, so I'm just got to kill everybody here. I'm like, it's fine. But it's lame. You know, I'm like, I thought I could just be in and out and then steal this. chest but they're like no they arrest

the chest even that has nothing it has nothing to do with the samurai being alive or not why is the chest not available for me you gotta get you gotta get pieces of the key you gotta get pieces of the key and put it together after yeah it's a little super key can't buy the picture the key dude the lock picking

I will say the lock picking sucks in oblivion it's so much worse it's so much worse like people like to show on the Skyrim one I actually thought it was fine it was okay it's okay it's It's the same exact thing as fallout.

Yeah, I mean, it makes sense that that would be a lot to picking mini-game. Like, it's just, it's, that just intuitively makes sense. But this- I do remember. It's the fucking the little, the little tumblers. Oh, my God, that shit. I don't understand. I don't, I don't, I don't understand what the mechanic is. And people in chat were, like, explaining it completely differently.

And they were like, oh, you have to wait for this thing that happened. And it's like, no, that's wrong. So, like, people don't even know how to use. People don't know. I love when people, like, have confident answers on their, conflicting. You're like, wait, why are you confident about some different... Yeah, but the thing, the thing is crazy... Like two ways of doing math. You're like, what?

But the thing that's crazy about it is that like, because I'm streaming it and it's just like, so I'm doing it with the title like first time playing Oblivion. Because it's just like, oh, you know, why not? That's an interesting kind of angle. Right. And so a lot of the people in there are people who've played it like a ton. And so they're, they're telling it's like, oh, I'm so jealous that you get to experiences for the first time. It's like, yeah, I'm really liking it. And so like, it's people with hundreds of hours in Oblivion, like theoretically. who are talking to me about the lockpicking video game and none of them agree.

And it's so fascinating because it's like, when my, man, people were like, just get the skeleton key and you never have to deal with it. And it's like, oh, that's why.

Because if you play oblivion, you forgot how to do it, you've just had this fucking magic, you know, tell all thing. Yeah. But, um,

so are all the same factions still in like, I want to watch. I don't know yet. I want to watch a Tamriel story, like a story explained, a complete one. But I feel like I'll die before it finishes. It's a lot.

Because I know the first age of that world It's not even the first age It's the third age Yeah, I don't know I don't know He knows all the lore of Tamryo And she started talking about it once I was like, stop

I was reading I did say like If we got a certain amount of subs I would read every book that I picked up And so I was doing that And actually some of them are actually pretty good Some of them suck Some of it's really like a mixed bag

That's the world The first book I picked up though Was actually genuinely really good I was like oh that's actually a really I want to see this like animated or something But this I can was just like an instruction manual on how to use your hands and I was like oh fuck

that I made a mistake but one thing immediately right off the bat I was like this is better than SkyRub is the character creator that they have dude that shit's fucking that's what got me seeing all the different screenshots I saw your clip of that guy like hey yeah that's dweblet the wood elf nice I'm a big fan of him

that was good I saw a lot of people be a redigard yeah it's all the same stuff I think you know this guy is any of you, brother. Otherwise, you weren't playing. They'll be ignored. Did the fucking... The fucking...

What do you call? I've seen a lot of people making J.D. Vances. You know what I mean? That was like when fucking people made Yay in the remaster of Demon Souls. Oh, yeah. It was really good.

I was like, that's a really good copy. I was... That's Yacon West right there, man. Like you. Oh, my God. That's fucking crazy. That's J.D. Prince.

Yeah, yeah. You know it's crazy? Through the filter like that in the lens, that doesn't even look like oblivion. That looks like a photo. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, it does. It's like a photo of some guy bracing,

but then like, dude, this is what sold me. I was like, oh my God, I can't wait to spend an hour on the character creator screen. I spent a long time. Like in Skyrim, I just, it's so subtle that you can't,

I don't know. Oh, did you see who had a really big problem with the character creator screen? Oh, wait, no, you did see it because I remember you... Oh, yeah, grums, of course. You know what I have to say? And I tweeted this out. I don't know if there's any truth to it.

It's just kind of like thinking off the top of my head. It probably isn't fundamentally true. But I think there's an aspect of it that is at play here, which is I think the reason, like, everybody's kind of over the moon about this game. Like, it's kind of unanimous praise. Even though it is, it's still oblivion. It's still buggy and fucked. Sure. Has to be.

Yeah. There's glitches that were in the original that still work, which. is kind of amazing. And it's awesome. I'm glad they kept all that shit intact. I had such a toaddy. And he looked immediately down to see whether or not he had to punch something. I think the money glitch might happen.

I'm not super sure. But like, so like there's a lot of reasons that you could see a cynical crowd laying into this. Especially like a Bethesda remake of something like, oh, they're remaking an older school's game again? Wow. You know what I mean? I could see an alternate reality where this game was shown.

off months in advance, had like maybe a little preview window where like they showed the character creator with like the developers and all of those guys made their like hundreds of fucking videos talking about how woke it was going to be. And then when it came out, I can imagine that the discourse would be infinitely more annoying and a lot more split. And I wonder if like shadow dropping actually kind of saved them the narrative because there just simply wasn't enough time for those people to say anything about it before everybody had

already played it and loved it. Dude, yeah. You know what I mean? I don't know how true that. Like, it feels like it could be a non-zero impact, you know? If that wasn't the case, it still benefited them in that way. Right. 100%.

100%. Because, yeah, it's brilliant. But it was the same thing. Like, you know. To be fair, oblivion is probably one of the few games that can do something like this. You wouldn't want to do this with like an original, like, new game or something. No fucking way. It's like since the Baldersgate 3 was in early access for so long

When it finally dropped There are so many people already familiar with it Yeah And when they tried Tim Ptl tried at first Before he played before he beat the game like a million times He tried to be like oh look at this randomized thing And there's a bald guy with tits and you know And everyone's like I don't fucking care

Yeah it's almost like it's almost it's almost like the reverse kind of with Baldersgate what did you say? I saw Timpah's hat on recently and I could not stop. Did he go to the White House without a hat or something? No, he went to the White House dressed the same. Of course he did.

So why did you not have a hat on? For some reason, saw him without his hat on. I was like, yo, what though? I've seen him his bald. I thought like recently he finally, because I've been theorizing that he's been using or doing hair plugs and he's like one day someone's going to knock his beanie off

and it's going to lush his hair is going to fall off from it. Did he be like? Because he has the money. That would be an awesome clap back to be honest. That's what I like, I was like, why is he not doing that? Wouldn't you? Yeah, I mean, if my head was always covered anyway, like, why not? You know? Because that's, that's what I would do. Like, uh, that's what I would do. Because that's, that's clearly insecure about being bald. Right. So, like, why not just use the fact that you're, you're always covered to just do that? One of the guys that put guys that put cards with. It seems like it's bald like that. Seems like it makes sense. I would do that. I wouldn't even really begrudge somebody for doing that. Like, it's like hair. It's like hair here. And he's like, took his hat off one time. And I saw and I literally. really like I hate that I did it but I was like Damn that's crazy

It's it's it's a surprise dude It's like Chris like Chris just like wore his hat like this And it was some reason his hat gets knocked off and there is nothing here There's this nothing here I was like oh You'd be like oh you've been lying like you kept all your hair here That's why it seems that is crazy I saw the there's a guy because of me and Jojo watched a night of day fiancee There's a guy that keeps because he only has the hair in the back

So you only wears a hat and it looks looks like he has hair because you just see hair on the back of his head. Oh, does he do the thing where like it's only in the back, but not in the side? So like it's long and then he like he takes the long one and puts it like through like that. It's not that long, but that would be a, that would be a fucking. That would be a badass. If you're, if you're bald like that and you cut your hair, the rest of it will just not come back? Yes.

What do you mean? Like if you're bald, like you're bald here, but you have like hair right here. Yeah. If you cut it will. does not come back. Are you stupid? What the fuck? I'm just so ignorant to baldness.

Clear. You're not that ignorant. You're not. So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I know, let me let me let me,

let me, shut up, shut up. Are you suggesting that like, so once they lose hair up here, they can no longer grow hair again anywhere? I wonder if it's like a progressive thing.

I don't know. No, dude. So yeah, as soon as you cut up, that's it, you're done. I gotta keep this shit because if I get rid of this,

bonus thing going. So, like, does that mean that it doesn't grow longer either? It's just, like, it's frozen in time. Like, and it's there. I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think anyone of my family is really bald.

You don't know, I don't, but you've not seen, like, media or, like, anything. Yeah, but I feel like people just keep it. Like, the last hurrah, you know, like, I'm just going to kill it all through this, you know. Because imagine idea being completely bald here and your hair grows luxously down the side of your head. No, here's the reality. There are a lot of people. There are a lot of people. Devin Townson did that for a long time.

All right. Cecil? Cecil, yeah. The thing, here's the thing about it, right? I, it looks rough, right? To not, if you're bald to not do the whole thing. Right. However, I'm sure.

I like Goggins, it works. Who? Guggins. What you mean? He does the old thing. He's not bald, really. He's balls in. Oh, he mean, Walton.

Yeah. Sorry, I thought you meant David Goggins. I thought it stayed fucking hard. Oh, David Gagins too. He's his head lines receding. He's bald a shit. But he does a ball, but Walton Gaggaggs. But what you're saying?

Well, I was saying, like, I would imagine that the big thing about it is, and why people keep that. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time. time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive.

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I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet Can feel full Hershey's

It's your happy place Is really just because it's fucking tedious To constantly get rid of it I think that's some Especially older people I bet that's a huge motivation For it'd be like whatever Yeah because why the fuck would you care

At a certain point You know what I mean It's just like whatever dude Like it's easier to just let this To keep it Then it's to constantly get Like pay money to get it cut off Or even just to buzz it off yourself

shape because my thing is I don't understand why I have I always wear hats I like wearing hats so I was like why do I have a hairstyle at all I always question myself

like why am I doing I'm not wearing your hat but I always I only don't wear my hat at home essentially because I feel naked without a hat like I feel like it's a utility like I've got to be a hat person really bad I tried for a while

it wouldn't work I become more of a hat person when I moved out here because like the sun was always in my fucking eyes. And then I just remembered like, and I would wear my patrol caps a lot, the Army patrol caps. Oh,

yeah. I don't have it. And I just like the way those look because it's got, it's like a baseball cap, but it's like flat at the top. There's something about it that I like aesthetically. We call those hardcore hats because all these hardcore kids would wear them. Oh, really?

Yeah. At these shows, they would wear these like hats that they were like, you associate with the R. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. I just had a bunch of,

my dad gave me a bunch of them. I remember we dipped them and die and shit to make sure they're I'm going to start doing hats stuff. I'm gonna become a hat guy. You're not gonna become a hat guy. You're not gonna cut your hair off? No, I'm gonna keep my hair. When I was younger, I'd wear, what to go?

You're gonna wear a rasta hat? Like, what do you mean? You should wear a top hat. Too much hair. You should be a top hat guy. Yeah, dude. Or a fedora. A rostomand top hat.

Dress like this. A rasta man top hat. All right, you're out of cooking. So you get you, you have an assortment of top hats. They have, they're acesorized. They're all hung up, you know? And you just choose whichever one you want that day. Yeah.

But you dress the same. So you casually wear... I just like a 19-year-old that plays basketball when I'm wearing a bunch of top hats. I'm stupid. I didn't realize I was wearing it. You didn't really...

My default one is the Yankee hat right now. Gotcha. Because it's just like a little bit that has a bit more space to it. Yeah. But... I'm so wearing hats. Should wear...

I'm telling you, a top hat, like a Doug Dimidome hat. That's badass. A fedora, not a Trilby. Not a real fedora. Like a Indiana Jones fucking hat. Not like a fucking... Not the fucking neck beard.

Shit. Yeah, not... It's 2011. I'm going to prom. So many people wore that hat back then. It was so weird. It was a popular hat, man. It wasn't even like atheist related at that time, too.

No. It became that in 2012, 2012, 2013. It was a madame one. It was really weird. Yeah. People associated it with Michael Jackson. I remember that. I just had a fedora.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Famously. It was smooth criminal. Yeah. So are you going to do it for reals? I don't, I got to invest in top hat. You know, we got to do, just to let me get one.

Start with one. See what happens. You know, we got to do one day is we got to come in here on Saturday. With a flame thrower and just burn his hair off. Yeah. Because he's never going to cut it. That's true. My hair's going to grow back, though.

It's okay. Yeah. That's the point. Like, you know, immediately. When exposed to fire, my hair comes back instantly. I don't think that's true. That sounds like a lie. All right.

We're absolutely going to test it out. We'll get a match right now. Can you regrow your eyelashes? Does that happen? Yes. I don't know. I have nice eyelash, so I never really tempted them. I don't, wait, wait.

I don't. I just seems like one of those things that, like, I assume so. Yeah. But also, it seems like one of those things that's like, maybe not. Absolutely, dude. I don't know. They fall out all the time. What do you mean?

I only lose a couple. Same with your hair. Yeah. So I have a hair on your head. So it started happening to me randomly. I don't know. All of a sudden, I got like two really long eyelashes on each side. Yeah.

And I had to yank them out because they got too long. They were like just too. extremely long eyelashes My family always makes fun of my dad Because his eyelashes are long and beautiful His girly eyelashes Yeah, and so they hit his glasses I have curled eyelashes

Yeah, that was actually Before I had like any facial hair I hated it Because like my eyes were way too pretty And at a certain point I got in my senior year I started growing my hair out really long I started getting my hair out really long

I started braiding in stuff And I was like oh no I had a certain point I'm like I think some people are probably thinking I'm some like Because my eyes were too fucking My eyes were too pretty Let's just say this

If I was 18 in in 2020 25 I'd be getting trans-investigated Like for sure Oh transvestigation yeah Like I would be because I had no facial hair Like when I was 18 I I had almost no facial hair I had no facial hair until 25

Wow yeah well That's about right for me I had none, dude. I looked silly. I grew hair here. I feel like I did. Like I Hebrew kid. I can't remember, actually.

I wanted a beard so bad, and I looked like I just looked like I was patching dirt to my face. I still like, this is my, this is maximum. This is nothing. I can't. I'm fucked. Yeah. I finally get a patchy beard. That's it.

It's still not even fucking all the way in there. And it makes you really upset. When you just trim all the patchy parts out. That'd be the whole thing. No, there's like, it's full air. It's right here. It's always just one hole. Yeah, but you're literally a neck beard.

Yeah. I don't know what to do about it. You can, you do, you just mask it by grooming it. I didn't pick it out today. Whenever I was at the vent I try to pick it on, it's still like one hole. You can get something lined up with that. Yeah. You should, you should get, you should get like nice and faded.

I had it faded. You did? When I went on wedding, I had it faded. Oh, you did. That's right. No, no, yeah. That is crazy. You had your sides faded too.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm aware. You're a monster My hair just grew I didn't Dude I didn't have I

This is the craziest thing Fucking losing When I first moved out here I had I had like the spotty beard You know like that If I let it grow too long It would look like this gross Yeah

But I didn't have hair on my back or shoulders Now I have hair right here Nice And I'm like I don't know what I ate I don't know what the son I here is doing to me But all of a sudden I have back hair You're just getting old

Like some sort of feral beast That's what old does You see old people And they get hair in their fucking ears and shit That's disgusting What is that shit? It's just gross There's places that never

Hair stops growing Yeah And it's disgusting But uh Yeah My grandma has no arm hair People think like Are like oh do you shave your chest

Because it looks like I just shaved And it's starting to come No it's just Oh yeah Yeah I just recently got the chest hair I've got the chest hair I've got like Oh he's

I'm a man. There's seven of them. Not a ton of chest, but I have curly chest out of it's visible. Yeah, you got the curly eye. Because it's contrast of my skin color.

So I have curly chest hair. My grandma has no arm hair. She has no, she barely has eyelashes. And I think it's because she's like native. So that's why she has like barely in here on her body at,

like it's terrifying. That's kind of crazy. She has small eyelashes too. And I'm like, grandma, you're weird. You're one of those weird ones. You're weird.

You're weird. Those weird ones. You've usually got about me with two with the armpits because I don't have any. You don't have any arm pin? Not really. I've barely. Not really. I had some, but it's not like you see some dudes and it looks like a broom under their fucking.

Yeah, it looks like their fucking dick is under them. That's my hair. Dude, I was so disgusted one time because like it looks like a bush. It looks like a bitch. He just sounds like a dick falls out around this. Okay. All right, let's go to questions. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we're really fucking late on that, actually. Yeah. Let's go ahead and, uh, all right. All right, yeah, let's, bye, guys. It's over. I didn't feel like it. Questions on Friday, bye. Bye.

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Yeah what an asshole That sucks The nerve of him to come in here Pretending like he can just atone For his sins by handing us a meager Eight billion dollars I mean If you have $8 billion dollars

Please I don't know what I would do with that kind of money I'm gonna die here I know exactly that I would do nothing I would get that kind of money I'd be like, I'm going to die if I have this. I'm just going to become a fucking oligarch. I'm starting doing horrible things.

I can't do that. I'm going to want to help. What blows my mind is like to even have the drive to do that kind of thing. Right. When you already have so much is so like emblematic. It's like inherently like, oh, I hate you. Yeah. And I'll throw a party when you die.

It's not going to get that kind of money. I'd be like, I should help people. And then I would start help people and then I would end up day. By the way, I should say this before we get into questions. Although it's not really that big of a deal. And I'm curious as to what audience overlap even. would exist. But, like, I did, like, a real recently talking about, like, this MS-13 guy.

Oh, yeah. And it got fucking, they flagged it. They got that upset. They got so upset that they flagged me for violence or something. Because I said that if Trump smattered his, smash his brain all over the sidewalk, I'd throw a party. Yeah. Which is, like, you're saying you're going to kill the president. It's not what that means.

Yeah, it's, yeah, I don't know. Guys, they're the soft. They're always been the softest, though, for real. Yeah. The fact that. gay people make them upset for being alive is crazy. That's the gayest thing ever, actually. It is very gay.

It's like the Jesse Waters thing when he's talking about the straw. Oh, yeah. Where he's like, it's just, it's a little feminine to drink from a straw. It's like, there's nothing gayer than caring about that. Right. That's the gayest thing that anybody could possibly think.

He's another person, like, I talk about Matt Walsh, but Jesse Waters is somebody that easily, I'll go to jail for a few months. Like, easily, I'll fucking... Whatever. He deserves to just be pummel. I hope he steps in a bear. I hope he steps in a bear trap falls over into a spike.

And then dies. There's a spike next to a bear trap. He's like, oh! That's like one of the, that's like, you know those temple, you know those like Indiana Jones style kind of like trap rooms and temples?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like you have to assume like a room where they were just kind of testing things out. what happens about you know yeah they didn't get around them yeah they didn't finish it yeah they either died before they could do it

or like a catacism happened in the middle of testing or something yeah that was their R&D room and so it was just like a bear cat next to a spike and they were like what the fuck is it going what is this and then you step in and fall on it's like

oh it works oh it does exactly what it looks like it does oh and then you hear a ghost come out of the wall like oh my god it worked holy shit guys look look look look look I can finally rest yeah he is saying and then you're trapped

that you take his place basically Oh, you go into the wall now Yeah And you gotta wait for the next person That gets killed by it The next pack of retards The fucking funnel it and die the same way It would probably take literally

Thousands of years Like you would have to restart Human like evolution Another You know what I mean You're sitting there waiting For millions of users Patiently

Oh shit Finally holy fuck A new like dumb This is a A roach person, though, all right, have fun. It's like barely, it's not even remotely the same thing. Chad Roach or whatever. It's just like some Spirulunker guy, you know, explore, you know, it's.

Yeah, it's always a Spalunker. It's that guy. Yeah. But he's a roach like that. So it's a human roach. Later. And then by the time you know, to heaven, so different. Oh, look at this.

They thought they're going to get me with this trap. Huh. Oh, shit. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. They're whimsically. They're whimsically losing. their balance while ensnared

in a band trap. And they're teetering. 95% of all directions to fall in that scenario are perfectly fine. Yeah, yeah. And then he picks the 5% radial where there's a spike. And it's buttered up too. Like it'll slide. If it pierces

you, it's going to slide right through you. Oh, yeah. You know? It's invasive. It's an invasive spike. You're done. Let's read the names quick. Oh yeah. Anyway, well, no, we're not, are you joking? We haven't even gotten You got to the questions. Yeah, we didn't even read this guy's question yet. I'm sure you're all thankful that school is now a thing of the past.

But as a college student studying evolution and genetics, my plight is far from over. What was the most cancerous course or subject you had ever taken during your school-faring days? For me, it was statistics. The day I'm ever shown an algorithmic spreadsheet again will be the day someone's going in the dirt. I hated that shit too. Stats was annoying, but it was like, stats was annoying, but it like made sense. sense. So it was kind of easy to manage through. Sure.

It was like it was rooted in in basic like you can figure you can work. It's logistic you know. Yeah, it's logistics. For me it was also every Spanish class that I ever took. Really? Yeah. Because I mean, not everyone, but like most of them. Because I had the most adversarial, I just happened to have had

the most adversarial relationships with these teachers. I remember one, Paul, I met Paul in that class where our Spanish teacher grabbed me by the shirt and threw me out of the room. This is real, by the way. This is not a joke.

Oh. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, yeah, dude. And it was like 2008 or so, nine. It wasn't, like, 1986.

I fought people for less than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A teacher to do that to you. Well, she, oh, she, damn. I want, so? I mean, I want to, but. She was older, like, it was,

I don't know. She wasn't, like, elderly or anything. She was like 50s. And it was just like, I can't. I don't know. Bitch. But it was,

it wasn't, she wasn't so old. She was too old for me to fight. Yeah. But she wasn't so old that I felt bad about making the class miserable for her at a certain point. Because I really did feel singled out. And Paul, well, Paul could corroborate this as much as any.

I was literally, and I remember this day, I probably told this on the podcast before, like, before we even hit episode 100. This is probably like one of the earliest things I told. But like, I was just sitting in my Spanish class. And I,

what are you doing? He's fiddling with his mic. He's having a great time. Like a little guy on a roof. Why is that the, the, the, what do you call that the key? Why is that so loose? Is it? I don't know.

It looked, oh, I don't know. I saw something move. It might have been the wire on the other side. Anyway, I forgot what I was saying. No, I was in Spanish class and it was like the period before lunch. And so I was like, all right, the bells ringing. I'm like, I was getting my lunch bag out. I had a fucking.

brown paper bag lunch is how long ago this one and I picked it up and I had a glass snapple in there and like I picked it up maybe like a couple inches off the ground and then it like slipped out of my hands and like landed and it like landed and then like I saw like a little bit of like leaking I was like fuck man the glass broke and now it's like leaking a little bit it wasn't like spraying or anything it was like leaking a little bit so I raised my hand and I was like hey can I get like a can I go to the bathroom to get a paper towel or like can I use like a paper towel in here to clean this up I don't want to make a mess And she was like, you're not allowed to have glass bottles, go to detention or whatever.

Our detention equivalent. It was room 111 for us. I was like, hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy.

And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place.

Huh? It just felt like so out of nowhere. And then a kid in the class like, I think like a minute later when I was sitting in detention came in too. It was like, yeah, I thought it was really stupid. So like I said so, you know, she came me out to. And then from then on, we were just animals in that classroom. Like, we would bring Spider-Man action figures and, like, play. Like, we were seated in diagonals intentionally as far apart from each other as possible. And then we were just like, kick, kick, kick, punch, and, like, it was a mess.

And so eventually we just, like, drove her insane. And she put, she grabbed, she grabbed me by the shirt like this, picked me up and threw me out of the classroom. And I'll never forget it That's wild She did that But you drove her You drove her to it I did

I was Unreasonably mean But I also just felt Single that for no good reason It was it was definitely uncalled for It also it's weird That you guys had that rule You could have class

Well I think because nobody wanted Things breaking And then people getting cut Yeah I get that But it's a crazy thing To send somebody to detention for Especially me

Like I was so much Not a troublemaker It's crazy You would just confiscate it Like oh well At the very most of you think. Or make him throw it away. Like, hey, like, get that out of here.

Or throw it away or some shit. Look, dude, I was, I was a, I was absolutely a total maker. I was an absolute troublemaker kid. I was a fucking, I wasn't like, I was a disruptor. Like, I would be fine and then something would happen. And I would just be like, well, it's time to laugh and ruin a class. And I would just laugh. I remember we had an African teacher that I made so mad one time.

He was just like, why, why are you? He was like, why are you like this? Why are you like this? Jameson, you get really good grades and you're a nice boy. But when you start laughing, you completely ruin the class. I'm like, dog, you sound hilarious. You sound hilarious, my guy. He's trying to be serious and you're like, you sound hilarious.

Like I remember when they had the thing when a teacher, it's like the teachers meet those parents, whatever it is. Parents teach her and I or whatever. Yeah. My grandma was talking to him and my grandma with her accent and him with her, like together. It was like, this is just the funniest niggies ever. These are just two of the funniest characters ever Because neither one of them got English down pat all the way And it's just hilarious

And my grandma's just like Kingston be quiet Stop like what are you laughing at And I'm like nah It's always funny And I'm just there giggling like a fucking You're a fucking punk kid I was I wasn't even I was like I had like you were you were

I was I had a lot of friends That's why I didn't like you You're just laughing at people's accents I wouldn't do anything But that's the thing But that's the most innocent way to be a shithead, you know? Like, that's an innocent shithead. Like, to me, it has to be like, it has to be, it has, it has to be like, uh, Mr.

It has to be like breakfast at Tiffany's level. That's what, that's what will make me laugh. You know, it's got to be like so over the top. Otherwise, what's that? I've never seen that movie. You can, uh, you should look up, look up. No, we, we absolutely have done. a bit on this. Of course.

Terms of Diffonies? Stop it. So I would do that all the time where I would just like I was just disruptor like something funny would happen I'd fucking laugh and it'd be over because my laugh would just derail everybody else. Everyone that's trying it would just cause it would cast madness

on the class. That was kind of Jaylen's laugh specifically was that for us. And I got in trouble a little because he laughed so loud and so funny that it was like it was impossible not to start laughing when you heard him laughing. Right. Because it was so funny that such a laugh even existed. It would be a good comedian just to like if he laughed at his own jokes just to get people to like laugh oh dude jalen i don't know if he'd be a great comedian he would be a great like if i was a comedian i would want him

in my audience you know jalen would be a great character for sketch comedy i think 100% he would succeed so well in sketch comedy i think he'd be good in this setting too actually yeah oh sure you guys say anything this is wedding stuff and he's been at at cocella he said he's not even in town right now yeah he said he said he's going to be free in may yeah yeah yeah May. So I may set something up. Yeah, okay. I just don't think you're going to do it. That's the problem. He's coming. I'm going to set something up.

I'm seeing him the third. So I let him know the third. Okay. Yeah. I mean like, you know, like, hey, pencil me in this day. Yeah, we got to find a, I got to find a day. Because it has to be a weekend because he has like a real actual job because he's a functioning person. So like, it's got to be like a Saturday or a Sunday. But we'll figure it out. Yeah. I think I think May because he's going to be a lot more free. And I told him I was going to Much less money and have him be a producer

I don't think he could produce I shouldn't say that I think he could if he Wanted to or if he had he was inclined to But he also wanted to make significantly less money Yeah if you wanted to make Hey I got a proposition for you Jalen You want to dedicate an ordinate amount of time

To make Significantly less money Yeah In a completely insecure field Sign me up. It sounds great. Sounds like exactly the kind of risk I'd love to take. Where do I sign?

Where do I sign? Yeah, I don't know. You sounded like a punk kid. I really wasn't. I was definitely a bit of a punk. I couldn't. I couldn't afford to do it since I was like one or two. There's usually only like two or three black people in my school.

Oh, yeah. So I couldn't afford to like fuck around. I was surrounded by niggas and agents. You were a representative. Yeah. But they. You were an ambassador for. Black people.

Two teachers. It's like Kingsen in a movie theater when he laughs and ruins a scene and everybody turns back and then like they feel a little bit more racist. Yeah. I don't laugh to off the road scene. They look at them. They're like, of course. I've only done it like three times maybe.

That's three more times than I've ever done it. I'm sorry. My laugh, I laugh. I feel. Since I feel when I laugh, it's like like the open. Are you pretending like you feel? I'm mimicking people. That's crazy.

The open hymn scene was fucking. I think that was funny. Like I thought that was funny that I did that Yeah, I'm not surprised Yeah People were upset obviously What was the worst class though that you experienced? Worst class by difficulty standards

It was probably In college it was almost called inorganic chemistry Inorganic chemistry or two of the worst classes Oh dude I took chemistry And I remember like I was there the first day And then they were like Memorized the Periodic Table of Elements by tomorrow And I was like I'm dropping this

That's crazy they ask that of you In a day? That's some shit you need to know for like your final or your AP. You need to like understand which is which. Looking back, I think it was a filter. I think because I think the second people hear that they're like, I'm not doing this. Like what? Are you kidding?

I don't want to be a chemist. I have no interest in this at all. No, I would never. I would never put that. So I think I suspect that that's the reason why to thin out the, you know, it's like that classic. You see it more in college where like the first week is kind of like test week. And show me your cock. Yeah, show me your penis.

And then people do it. Yeah. And only seven people are like. And it's like you guys are going to make it. Let's show me your cock one more time. Show me your cock one more time. All the girls out of the class. Hold on.

Before you show me your clock, can I, can I get one more Blumkin? That's crazy. The implication being that he's already gotten one. You ask your genie. That's standing in the back of the class. Hey, Jeannie. One more boonkin wants to show him you got. Some stupid.

All right, let's see. Okay. Here we go. Corinth, Rodin. I read, she's, or he,

I don't know, they are getting a lot of play here. Lately. What's up? The elusive man, Frank Fontaine and Kefka Palazzo. He called me Kefka.

That's so fucking mean. That's a guy. It's crazy. Kefka sucks, dude. Fuck you. What? Kefka's great. He's a great character.

Yeah. He sucks. Sure. Kekka's the kind of guy that would rape a bull. Whoa. Yeah. Crazy.

That's pretty crazy. That's fucking do it. I mean, I mean, oh, sorry. Are we gay? Oh, God, what happened? Are we gay now? I don't know what's going on.

I almost snapped it and I realized I got to suppress. You got to suppress. So, Jesus. I thought my dad stand through me. He was like, I recently. Said I recently had to change my online pseudonym. I formally went by Doombringer due to some insane shit.

So I asked you this. Have you ever thought about changing your online pseudonyms or have you always felt that you were locked in in what you initially chose? No. Never wanted to change it. I mean, I just, I thought about it only because, like, it's just, I'm bored of shit. I first used it when I was like 16 or something. And so I was just like, oh, whatever.

I invented the Derek Blackman thing, just as a new last name because I'm like, yeah. And I thought of just, oh, let me just focus on that and some black guy, because some black is a little tainted, I feel. It looks a little tainted, uh, because they, Like, oh, you're the back in the day. I ran into a fucking guy that had a son that looked like he was like 15, 16 years old. And he was like, uh, hey, I used to watch your shit like way back in the day. He was like an older dad. Oh, weird.

His hands were all fucking dirty and shit. I was what the fuck is he doing? He was digging up human skulls. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was slapping buildings apart with his bare hands. It was pretty crazy. Yeah.

I just got done slapping buildings with skulls. Yeah. And I was like, damn. All right, man. And it was weird, but I was just kind of what he, like what my name represents. And interesting enough, though,

he didn't really see me as a political commentator. He thought I was just more of like, oh, you just talked about the dumb shit that was happening back then, like, oh, I think all that like SJW shit or whatever, where it was in politics was just like,

this is, like, oh, talking about video games. It was literally just commentary. Yeah, it's what commentary used to be. Right. And I was like,

the cancer that it is now. Yeah. It sucks now, dude. Like the new wave of those people. I don't even know them. I know some of them. There's like, well... You know a few of them personally.

They streamers, right? They stream now. Yeah. But like it was, what's his name? Turkey Tom. Nicholas DeOrio, Willie Mac. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's like a new, like, they're like the mid to late 20s, you know, when, like, when we started doing it.

So they're like the new, but it's a bunch of stuff that I couldn't care less about. Sure. Yeah. And then it's also frustrating, which, I mean, to be fair, there was a lot of stuff that we were doing. I just think that we were a little more entertaining with it. Like, it was more of like, let's, not everybody. Let's be real. Yeah, not everybody. I'm thinking of what, I guess I was thinking of like you, people who were trying to be funny and who actually had some natural, like, inclination to be charismatic and fun to watch. I think the thing that is different now is like people look at it as like a soapbox to talk about how they feel.

I looked at it as like a show. Uh-huh. You know, which is like an old way to look at it. Yeah. You know, they, I was, because I wasn't influenced by people who were doing what I was doing. I was influenced by like John Stewart and people like that. You know what I mean? Right.

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grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. You know what I mean? Maybe not Willie Mac. Willie Mac's older on the older end. Maybe so. I don't know. I did a Willie Mac. Willamack's a really nice dude. I haven't seen, I've seen a handful of his videos and I didn't think there was anything wrong with what he was doing. He has a very old school style. Even his transitions, like you'll have a three second clip like of a song.

So it's a very old, it reminds of the old shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not like, by the way, it's not like an endorsement or whatever. I don't know. Like I don't keep up with these people. No. I'm just saying. Yeah.

He just had to me in certain occasions where it's just like he didn't need to do that. Okay. He was really swell. Oh, yeah. That's what the turkey. Tom's same deal, which it was like he was doing research on certain stuff. And he was like, oh, I was involved or whatever. And I was like, oh, I appreciate because most people, they just make videos.

I know. Like, you don't know anything about me. How are you, how are you saying all this stuff? Yeah. We didn't think to ask the person that's about. You know what's crazy too? You know what's crazy too is like some people will like, will say like he's declined to comment. As if like they reached out to you.

You didn't reach out to me. Are you kidding? That's fucking great. I mean, to be fair. I probably wouldn't also, but like, you guessed correctly, but like, how dare you? That's crazy. Just to say that confidently. How dare you lie the right way?

Like as if you not. It's, it's correctly lying. That's funny. That's funny. Yeah, no, I've thought about just, like, going by my actual name at a certain point. Yeah. Because, like, I don't know. There's such anonymous now.

Like, people know I'm Kingston, people know you're Chris Maldonado. People know that you're black. So, like, yeah, yeah. It is synonymous. It just kind of becomes like, um, I don't know I start to feel I feel a little old now

That's it Like I feel like the character Of Tom Sweeney Is very much a period of time That's kind of how I feel about it too It's just like Because well me especially like Us especially I guess

They're not like It's not a name I chose on purpose It was just like I was changing the name of my channel Every week back then Because I just didn't care And I was like I changed it to different things I tried to just have my first

My first in middle name it felt incomplete so I was just like I don't know what kind of I'm gone okay and then a video exploded and I was like oh shit this is me now so I was never like attached to it okay uh but it does feel old you know and it also be and it does quite frankly it does get into this territory of like I'm 31 and when I hear people my age talk about oh flub waffles is coming to the party and I'm like no we got a no who's that James? You know?

Like, it just kind of because, like, I don't know. Is it weird that, like I'm just over the whole not secret identity thing because it's not what it is,

but like, you know what I mean? Like the pseudonym thing. Like, I don't care enough about it. Is it weird that we're like not the, we're like, on the internet space,

we're like on the older side is, I guess now? Not really. I can't think of many 40 year old content creators. Ethan. Yeah, I mean, I guess.

I mean, We're, yeah, like, that's why I was even saying, like, Well, I mean, Channel Awesome, and those guys are still doing shit, Angry Joe. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. I don't know how old they are necessarily, but they're, they're, they're probably around my age. Yeah.

They're late 30s. They're late 30s, yeah. Doug especially, like, AVGN. Yeah, I mean, and they're still doing stuff. So, we're like, yeah, we're older for sure. Yeah. Especially now, because, like, the, the barrier is so low. Like, kids didn't get famous before really.

Yes. Like speeding kye are like not even 25 yet. Well, that's fine. Crazy. They're like 20. I mean, I was 21 or 22. That's true.

That's true. Yeah. That makes perfect sense. Yeah, that makes sense. But like it's now you have like a, I can't remember the name, but there were kids who were being propped up as like the next star or whatever.

I remember there was a kid in a helmet. He had like a helmet. Do you remember this guy? He didn't do really much of anything, but I remember him being like, it almost kind of felt like an industry plant thing. But it was like this kid who was like, he must have been like maybe like 14 or something.

And he had like a helmet and he just He hit his face and he just did a bunch of these like stream things I don't remember Somebody in the audience knows I don't remember the specific thing like a singer The Jacob Satorian Oh is Satorius? Is that right?

Santorum I don't know It's something like that Yeah I remember there's these kids that blowing up like crazy And then there's that new kid that everybody hates Can't remember his name right now He's a super dude actually the great example Fucking the Costco kids

Oh yeah Yeah, big Big justice And fucking I don't know I don't know Little freedom Actually

Oh the Rizzler And then And then Rizzler Big Justice Low freedom And then freaking What you call The Rizzler

Big Justice, the little freedom in the Rizzler I saw a report That guy died recently But I No No The big The big guy

Was like heart exploded Boom He did He punch the whole The whole chest Boom It fucking What do they call

What is it called What is it called What is it called again? death? No What's it called like Bam for stuff like that When they show it

Is it? Oh, Aramopoeia Yeah Yeah You see the boom Through his fucking chest Dude could somebody

Draw that as a comic book A Big Justice Doing boom and it says boom And he punches his heart Out of the back of his chest It's like it's almost like Draw him as Captain Ginnu Like doing the self

The self-harm thing That's right No he switches his bodies with the Rizzler It's like I'm finally young again. I'm finally young and I can Rizmi starts rolling on the ground like a fucking 360.

He wasn't finally young again. He was I'm finally young again. But he doesn't know how to do it. Like he can't do it. He does it in the face of his dying body with the Rizzler. And he's like, and he's like,

I'm just staring at yourself or Rizzing at you. Oh, it's crazy. It's scary. It's like Brick and Morty burying themselves. A little bit. Oh shit.

I'm Risler. I'm Rizlonian. All right. Let's see. Rizlonian. What the fuck? I'm Rizorot. Rizorot.

Rizorot. All right, let's see. Sweene forcefully cackling at an unfunny joke he made. It says to hide, but then it cuts off. I don't know what it is died. But he wrote in, he says,

who has worse brain rot? Millennials or Gen Z? Technically Gen Z, but like, millennials are pretty fucked too. I thought brain rot was like, The like I feel like Gen X is kind of oblivious to a lot of shit that's going on. Oh, 100% yeah.

They're out they're out to pastor. They don't know what the fuck is going on. Yeah. I think they are, but they aren't. Like they're a unique blend of, no, but you have to understand. We're, we're, we're, we're, you and I. That's what's actually you more so. Which was slightly.

I'm like, I'm like a total of 16 weeks younger than you probably. Yeah. You know, that's not much. So slightly more so. I'm not saying. I get what to me. Literally. I'm talking more about like literally.

literally our placement in generations. Because like we're millennials but we're like... The tail end. We're that trail off. Yeah. We're that little cross fade between Gen. Like, Zelenials I think they call it which is fucking annoying. Lily is straight up

Gen Z. Yeah, she's straight up Gen Z. She's 96. She's a Zense technically. She's their protoves of them but she's a Genzy. Oh, is she 19? That's crazy. He's 28. She's 28 years old. The fuck they can say. I remember for almost 10 years. That's crazy.

It is crazy. What's going on with you? Wait, you've been doing a 19-year-old for 10 years? I never said that. She's almost 29. I don't believe that. You don't have to believe it. It's real.

I don't believe you at all. I believe she's almost 20-9. What does the 9 mean? I'm going to call her. I'm not going to have to deal with this. I'm not going to have you guys slander me. No, dude. Give her a call.

I know she's 19. Shut up. It's okay. No, no. Well, it's okay. You can turn off. It's a different world. No, no, no, it's okay.

Kins the Trump's in office. It's fine. It is fine, actually. Literally. She's not going to answer, I'm sure of it. Oh, I failed instantly. Wait, wait. Hello.

He failed instantly. There's no service here. So who has worse? I'm 19. Oh, I'm calling here. He's calling his 19-year-old girlfriend. Yeah. That he's known for 10 years.

He stopped. I hope she answers. He's answered to leave. Please, I need you right now. Honey, I need you. Are you sure? It might be her bedtime. Lil, please answer.

I have a little bit, little, little answer. I'm going to call her mom. She's some warm milk. She's all tucked in. Lilian, answer the phone, Lilian. Hey, Lord, it's me. She's not allowed to be on it after this. Shut up, shut up.

The last chance. No, no, no, no. We're, Kingston's not dating a 19-year-old. I just need help. I need a sister, okay? It's me, Kingston. He's me, Kingston. Hello, Kingston.

It's me. I'm 19. He's me. I just turned 19. It's like getting worse. I just turned 19 weeks. Hello, I'm barely illegal. Hello.

Thank you, Lord. An hell. Okay. We're on a podcast right now. Because in dark, are being complete jackasses. How old are you? Okay.

Thank goodness. Mine is what. Twenty. Hold on, Lily, 20 comma eight? I don't know. Eight, like, we were under the impression because Kingston told us all the time

that you were 19 years old. I never said that once. I said we started dating. She was 19. No, you said I'm dating. No, not even, not even. Wait, wait, wait. Not even actually.

You were 20, right? You started dating her? Wait. So she's 19 and you're 40. Lillian, don't do the. Hey, honey, honey, honey. Oh, those aside, really stop right now. Like, I need you to just play the straight and narrow.

Lily, Lily, ask again. I'm going to ask you one time. How old are you? Lily? Lily? She said 20 first. She wants to go like, get off the play. It's fine.

Bye, honey. I love you. I'll talk to you later. Stupid. That's crazy. Who has, who has worse? But you said, but you said millennials have to stop. You said millennials have worse brainright, you said?

Oh, yeah. Like, unequivocally. Like, it has to be. We're the, we're the terminally online, the first terminally online generation. I think we're pseudo online. I think right after us is like the termination online people. I think we're close to it. We're the TV.

We're the TV raised ones. I think, so. I kind of agree. We're TV raised. I understand what you're saying. But there's also, like, there was the internet from even when I was a kid, I didn't participate in all that stuff, but there was all the four. forums and all that shit that existed already.

I didn't do that either. Yeah, me either. Not really. To me, that's what Ethan Klein reminds me that, for example. Like, he's around my ages as a couple years older or like three. He's four years older, but he spent so much time online, for example. I think that's why he's older. That's why he did it, though, at the same time.

A little bit. He said, yeah, just by a little bit. But, like, I think this is why, unfortunately. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers,

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with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place.

And I'm not going to get into it, but I'm just saying that, like, why he can't stop doing what he's doing because he can't stop existing online. Like, he's a part of that culture that just loves to go on Reddit and see what's happening. Because even for me, right? I have, like, I have the validation over, over, like with over absorption sometimes. I'm like, even though like I'm like a fucking progressive guy, I can't look at progressive politics all day, you know,

because I'm just like, I'm tired of hearing about this. No, no, no. but I think it's the idea of that like for my, my particular group of people, we can look at things we enjoy for a while that agree with this. And the point, we're like, all right,

we're done. Almost the older people, the things that validate them, I feel like they'll stay in it. They'll stay in the validation sphere. Yeah. And I feel like we're a little different from that. Like I,

at least for me, I'm a little different from that. Ooh. I'll leave, I'll leave what like validates me eventually. I'm like, I just don't want to hear this anymore. I've been validated too much.

You know, what are we considering brain ride, I guess. Yeah, look, Here's the thing that I actually didn't consider. Because I was just considering brain rot was by being kind of like, you've been so affected by,

I can't think of a better word, but let's just say like the propaganda of like whatever. I started thinking about Joe Rogan, for example. Joe Rogan reminds me of the Gen X's. He's just doing it online, but he reminds me of the people that just watch fucking Fox News and nothing but Fox News. Yeah, the older ones, yeah. And there is to that point, so the counterarguments, I mean, Joe is old.

Joe Rogan is old also. He's like almost 60. Yeah, he's getting close to the 60, right? But he gets all of his news from like the online Fox News essentially. You know what I mean? It's the same type of brains, but it's just not television anymore. So now I'm a little bit of two minds because I'm like, damn, wouldn't you consider the people that just watched that's news on television and nothing else?

Don't they have brain rot too? I think we're a little bit. I think our generation. I haven't heard your take, yeah. Well, I don't know. I think, I think, because I can read the question a couple different ways. Like, who has worse brain rot in the sense of like, as far as like the brain rot that we associate? So my brain first went to like, okay, I think of like millennial brain rot as like fucking non cat.

You know what I mean? Or like fucking Charlie the unicorn or like that kind of thing. Whereas like I think modern or I guess Gen Z brain rot is more like. It's fucking skibbitty toilet Oh you know what actually is a good Millennial Brain Rot or like a good example of it Like those MLG fucking weed Crash out edits

From like a long ass time ago Like that's what I was thinking I was thinking of the frame of like content Yeah So like who has a worst Worst Brain rot As far as like that versus like the Gen Z stuff which is like

I wouldn't even really know what to fucking call it I guess it is kind of more political I guess is that how you say When you would accuse someone On having brain rot is that what comes to your mind No I think I was just like kind of like trying to figure out what exactly the question was asking because I think you could ask that question too. Yeah, if they had a different interpretation.

But I think, yeah, worst brain rot as far as like which generation is more negatively impacted by, I guess, the internet. It's them. It's Gen. Yeah, I don't know, actually. Because then it's a spectrum because I would argue that Gen X, I would argue that GenX doesn't, they don't have the tools necessary to. really understand what the internet is or how to go through it so they're really susceptible to shit right whereas I think we're a little bit more clued into that because we've lived in both kind of spaces yeah but I also think that there's an

argument to be made that like Gen Z also only knows one thing because of that as well I think I think because we're simply because we're transitionary we're in a transitionary we're a transitionary generation like we knew people who were Jalen is not online at all he's only recently in fact he's used the internet more recently than I've ever seen him. He just got a... In the last, like, year.

He just got a Discord. That's crazy. Yeah, we had to get him on Discord. Like, so he's... But he was in school next to me. You know, and I was on Red and I was, I was aware of all these... I had a YouTube channel.

Even before I lived... Even before I, like, really lived with you, I wasn't like that either. Yeah. Subtractive internet to a certain degree. I didn't want to really be involved with it. Yeah, and so, like... I regret being involved with it to a certain degree now,

but it is... I mean, your life would have been fucked. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. But it's like the idea of this. Like it's, it's a, it's, we, we exist in a middle place where it's like, I do think it's, I do think it's awfully convenient for us to say this.

That, that is not lost on me to say like, oh, we're, we're lucky because we can see, like, I don't think necessarily that's 100% true. There's definitely some of us who fucking lost it. But I do think like, generally, I think we're more adept at like living in both of those spaces than either of those generations. I think so. The, the only thing that would maybe. make me argue that is the level of brain rot can get so much deeper when it comes to

like millennials or Gen C or whatever because so Joe Rogan, for example, a Gen Xer who can see like a Facebook meme that's clearly fake but think it's true. Yeah, it's like it's like Trump's saving a kitten on fire from a fire truck. Yeah. And it's like clearly AI. Yeah. And he's like, whoa, look at what he's doing. Look at what he did. He's a great man. How could you deny this? Like, he's 18 fingers. But then Joe Rogan probably has never been... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists

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on 4chan or what's that Kiwi farms oh absolutely yeah like that stuff where those people are fuck like that is true the height of brain rot those people that go on those things that create usernames.

Yeah. Hey, it's not even like, oh, I click the link that led me to this thing, because I've been on Kiwi Farms before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, you see people and they have usernames and avatars. And I'm like, that's brain rocks. Yeah, I think the ceiling is higher for millennials, potential, potentially. Potentially.

Purely because maybe it does come from that transitionary period where, like, you were in one place and now you're in another. space and it's like difficult to maybe navigate because it's disorienting sure so I do think the ceiling might be higher for millennials but I think fewer of us are in there probably you know what I mean like you look at Kiwi farms and you have to imagine that that's like the same fucking the same 200 people over and over again you know what I mean like that's not like a flourishing so like I saw what I just I hate that website so much but terrible and the uh with all that destiny leaks were happening. Oh yeah, yeah. They're like, oh, look at Destiny's leaks. And I was like, what,

what happened? I clicked on the thing. I didn't know the context at first, not immediately. Yeah, I was like, I can't believe I've seen Destiny's dick. I'm so mad. Do you pack in? It's average. It's not big or small. It was just a regular penis, but I was just, I'm mad that like, I saw this and I'm like, I can't believe I know it is. It makes me mad that I know. Because I didn't want it. Why would I, what I want to? I want to. I never want to. I never want. I want to know his dick. I know you. Yeah,

yeah. I'm like, why don't go to the spa with destiny? He was like, say, if you imagine a more distressing time than being a spot with death? You're gonna wreck next to me

or not a son. Especially knowing what I know now with all the weird shit that he involved in all these allegations. I'd be like, oh man, I got to get out of here

before I get roped into whatever he's about to do. Yeah, dude, Qee Farmer's is fucking weird. I just don't want to be present. They were really assessed for a while

because they thought that like, I was like, I was like having an affair with like, Anisa behind Ian's back or something? I remember that was like a big story. There was, which was hilarious to me because I'm like,

that is wild. I know I saw a creator. Can you imagine the lack of self-preservation that I would have had? Especially at that time. That era of Ian, yeah. Yeah, that era of Ian.

To even do something like that for any reason would be so crazy. Go behind his back or publicly behind his back. I don't even. How would you? Yeah, I don't know. It falls apart immediately. Like right now,

like hit him up and like, Hey, man, I know you were completely... How would you even... It's so... It's insane. To set up, like, him being fully aware that you guys are hanging out and it's whatever who gives a shit,

but also... It's like, say, Occam's Razors. Like, come on, guys, think. You gotta think that, like, Ian is completely knows. They're hanging out of their friends and he's like, yeah, okay, whatever. Like, is that not the easier explanation

than this is some grand thing? It's always a conspiracy on the side. Well, that's the thing, too. It's like, it's so conspiracy. brain on those things. And that's part of what I think that's what I'm saying. I think the ceiling is way higher. I think you're right.

Yeah. The truth is boring. So you've got to go harder and go on those Kiwi farms and find interesting theories. Look, I've been on there for Ethan Ralph. Oh, really? I just wait for you to tell me. Yeah, yeah.

I can't look at either off the line because I feel like I might tape me. I think it might be like seen the deadlights and fucking it. I saw Ethan Ralph. get blown the fuck out on a live stream recently by a hyper autistic wrestling fan and I couldn't believe it I was like what you mean

Oh yeah that's right Because he's doing a wrestling show now right So he's doing a wrestling show with the DSP But this new guy showed up I don't know who the fuck There's a new guy I don't know who he is That Oblivion lockpicking game

Had me feeling like DSP for a second Like you couldn't You're like confident I was just in there like I don't know the game's bugged or something The instant blame game, not my skill. Dude, I love it. Like, I know that he sucks, but it's one of my favorite things about him is that he never, he will always blame the game no matter what.

It's the game's problem. It's the game's fault. I saw him rushing in and playing Metal Gear Solid getting shot at. It's crazy. I can't even take any damage. It's crazy. The game's broken. And I'm like, it's a stealth game.

You're running at them. What are you doing? I love, I love that a few of my friends watching. Why'd you bring him? fucking full dick of cards to the chess game you fucking idiot we're not playing that i love watching and play games like when i go to micks house and mick is this watching darkside fill and i'm just laughing because dude you know what's funny dude he loves him he loves he he is to he is to dsp what you're to ethan round oh cool like he's like my

liaison until like so i don't have to look into it myself yeah yeah yeah he tells me i remember when because i was driving to nicky and jordan's wedding with him and he was like, you know what we're missing right now? You know what we're missing? Yeah, yeah. I think I should put that on. I said that. Because I was like,

he told me it's like, you know, it's DSP's birthday stream today. And I was like, oh, man, we're missing DSP's birthday stream for this. For this? For this? For this wedding? Oh, that must have been good.

Yeah. I already cried. Wait, maybe that was the same day because I heard he cried recently about I don't know. I don't know enough about DSP war. Damn. I hear

whispers because those guys that I the fuck the Kino Casino they call themselves sure they were I get my even Ralph stuff from and so they they for a while were lampooning the fuck out of DSP to the point where they were like quote unquote partnering with him and saying like oh he's the greatest ever

gassing him up like and I was just like I can't fucking believe this is happening and of course they had to fall out after a while because like we can't I can't take it anymore I can't he's too stupid to like even lampoon at a certain point and I was like that's incredible. You get to a point where you have like I guess gold and then you're like this gold is is actually, no, this is just coal. Like I can't do anything with this.

I can't do anything with this. I was watching this thing as random movie where it's like some some kids found this guy that was trapped in a briefcase. Wait, let me do you. The fuck movie is this. It's some stupid shit. It's some stupid shit that I would watch. It found a guy that was trapped in a briefcase. And every time he got hurt, gold came out of the briefcase.

Like, gold came out of briefcase. What is this? A. It's some fucking stupid movie that, like, the AI was, like, telling me about, you know, like on YouTube. When it's, like, man, man finds dog who can rant wishes. Man, yeah, just tell an AI voice they tell you. So it was pretty much these kids that found this, like, this fucking gym. Watch Mojo?

I don't understand what you're talking. It's essential. Yeah. It's essential. Yeah. Yeah. Like accounts now. Which is just like.

Of course. It's so annoying. Listen, if you want to make content, but you don't know how to make content, and you don't know how to edit and your voice is terrible and your face is ugly, maybe just pick a different thing to do. Yeah, there's plenty of other things to do. Like, I hate the, I hate the idea of people making videos and then using like AI voices because they're just like, oh, I don't want to, I don't want to talk. Yeah. How about you fucking go away then? Yeah, good idea.

And let somebody who can talk fucking do it. I saw a guy. Imagine if you did the same thing with like being a doctor. or something? Yeah, yeah. I don't really like touching people or like seeing gore or anything. Yeah. But I don't let my AI do it.

But I really want to do surgery. I really want to do surgery. I really want to do surgery and I hate touching people and I hate gore. It's great. So it was like every time the guy got hurt, gold de blooms will come out. So there's three friends are like, whoa, this guy makes gold de blooms. So they start abusing the living fuck out of this fucking guy in the suitcase. And then one kid is like, guys, he.

He's dying. Let's like stop. And they were like, no, let's do more. So they started dropping him down the steps. They started getting like baseball bats and beating him. And eventually. Is this a joke? Is this like a norm joke?

What's happened? No. I'm sorry for putting a voice like that. My apologies. So eventually. Yeah. So eventually they are much called like he's a curse after a certain point. There's no return.

So he like becomes a gin and like traps them in suitcases. And then he drops them off and ran. and a place so it could happen to them and one kid's like I'll stop but would you would you hurt that guy to get gold no the moment I would like oh there's a person there and it's sentient and now there's magic now I've realized there's real there's magic to me I'm not getting involved I'm like guys well to me well to me I look at it as a thing where it's like okay I get gold what do I do with gold but that's a job now you see what I'm saying like if it's money that's a job if it's money that's a different story I still think I wouldn't do it but

like, if it's just gold to blooms, it's like, okay, if I'm, if I see a free gold to blune, what that is is a task that I must then go and find somebody to sell this to. I must like, just bring it to a bank, literally. A piece of gold? Gold's hit an all time high right now. Yeah, bring it to a bank. I have never even once thought about like, do people do that? Yeah. Yes. I've sold gold before. You've sold gold? Yes. In what context? You have like a gold bar? No, there was, I, I would not be here if I had a, gold bar. How much is a gold? I don't even like it's worth a lot of money. Is it? It doesn't feel like it is. It absolutely. I think I think you just don't conceptualize it because you've never had

the chance to you know, you know, I've never seen a gold bar in my life. Yeah, you don't have the you don't have the, you don't have the, you don't know the people around you to like, oh, we have gold bars lying around. None of your friends like here, my friend's dad went and sold a gold coin worth. Probably like $10,000. I just don't think that's true. Right now, a standard gold bar could be like about 1.1 million. Yeah. What? Yeah.

Makes no sense. Dude, like an ounce. Dude, the market, like, so an ounce, right? Like, the market right now, it's hit a whole time high of $36,000. Sorry, not $1,600. So like an ounce. You can get like sell like an ounce of gold for $3,700. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit

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And hands me a piece I open my mouth to say Whatever a nine-year-old wants to say And she replies with a low Listen So we sat there Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet

Can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place That's so That's why people are like gold It's so much fucking money I don't know why it gold costs so much It's all perception right

It's whatever we value is precious I guess it's not much of it Gold is valuable as long as society exists I guess But when society That's kind of thing is like invest in gold In case of the societal collapse It's like no one's gonna give a shit about gold

It's not societal collapse It's not a social class It's nothing other than guns I mean if the bank collapses Gold is worth nothing either Well no because Who the fuck's gonna care People used to, that's why they made coins, right?

It was that we needed something to exchange goods. Yeah, but that was back when, I'll put it this way. Like, I don't think our relationship to gold as a modern society is so pervasive that the collapse of entire banking systems would keep that sustained. Not for long. Like, because if the entire banking system collapses, that's what you figure 80% of people lose everything and it's absolute anarchy and chaos. no one's going to give a shit about like that is ultimately like the apocalypse like you're not going to

you're not going to oh I have gold so I'm fine no I'm going to get a stick and I'm going to beat you to death and take your food you know what I mean I could give a fuck when things settle

because you think about it like it's bottle caps and fallout eventually something is going to be that thing and savvy people will try to make a goal because they've already hoarded it right right like rich people have already hoarded gold, so they'll be like, okay, I'm okay. Now we need to convince all these people to make gold be the next commodity, the standard commodity. And they'll do it because

we fall for everything. You know what I'm saying? Instead of us being like, let's just rob them and take all their stuff. They'll be like, they'll listen to Joe Rogan. You know what I'm saying? We can't, we can't do that, guys. Like, we can't even though, because I'm sure he's buying gold right now. I'm sure he's buying gold. They're all buying gold right now because. But to buy gold in the first place, you're buying gold because you can sell it for the thing that you gave away to get it. Right, but what they're doing it because they're understanding that right now that the dollar may not be the world reserve currency anymore. Well, no, not may not.

Right. The world is moving away from it because Donald Trump's awesome. I know. He's so cool. I know, but yeah, yeah. I guess I just have a hard time believing it. It's cooked. Well, it's, the entirety of the fact that.

You have a hard time believing it because we haven't lived through a fucked period of life. That's all. Yeah, maybe. There are many of people that have like. I just feel like the more fucked it gets, the less gold matters. I think at a certain point, you're right,

like I think eventually it would matter. It might be like one of these graphs kind of thing. Yeah, it's not just a stay down graph. It's like, yeah, because I, because I truly at the,

at the collapse of society, all that matters is your power. Like actually. It's all that matters. Well, they'll use gold as power, though.

That's a thing. No, no, that's true. They'll convince most people. Gold is shiny and it looks cool. So people are going to be like, oh,

it's worth it. Like if we were a smart society We wouldn't be where we are right now You know so it's just like Well they're gonna fucking convince like The dummies are like The dummies are gonna be like I don't have any gold

But they have all the gold Damn I'm broke still And he'd be like well no It collapsed Our system collapsed Just take shit now They're not gonna do it They suck

Like the idea is funny It's like They suck Let's get the fuck out of here You know they're steel Fucking things sucks Dude that Bill O'Reilly I love that classic

fucking thing sucks. What does it mean to play us off? Like, he was so upset. To play us at, what does that mean? What was that mean? He was trailed. And to play us out, sting. What does that mean to play us out?

I'm like, is this self-explanatory? I was like, why are you so mad? He was, we'll do it live. He was rage bonus. We'll do it live. Fuck it. I just like how mad he is and then immediately like, he like, this gets right back into character.

And I'm like, whoa. He was tripping. He was mid-trip. It was too late. Like, everything was. making him angrier at that moment. No way you're going to calm down to make it stop.

My favorite thing is like the teleprompter, there's no words there's no words there. What does that mean? Like, okay. Is there in Lord to why he got to that point? I don't know.

I'm sure there must be. Because that's not, that didn't start there, you know? That didn't start at that point. I wonder if John Stewart ever got into it because I know that they were like frenemies.

Like they were the original like frenemies kind of show for like fucking politics was like Bill O'Reilly and John Stewart. They would always do shows together And they would make fun of each other Like really hostile Like it's kind of weird Yeah

It is weird It's interesting though But yeah Anyway yeah I love I love Tyler Brach baiting the fuck out of him That was a really funny interview Who?

Tyler the creator What? You didn't see that He interviewed Bill Riley Infuted Tyler creator And Tyler was like Dude that's doing this Why would he?

What? I didn't even realize Tyler the creator And Bill O'Reilly Even shared a space Of overlapping relevance at all They had one interview with him when he first came out and he was like, why do you do what you do? Like, why do you make people upset?

It's like, it's like, it's funny. You're making people upset. It's like, why. It makes older people angry like you. I love making music like this. That makes you upset literally. And Bill O'Reilly's clearly getting aggravated. And Tyler's like being the young him when he was just like fucking huge asshole.

Yeah. He was like, I'm loving this. All you're doing is making me happier. Yeah, but the tradeoff is Bill O'Reilly's audience are like, see, I hate beep. You know. Absolutely. Absolutely. See, they're all the same

I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm gonna go Stay in my home and vote for the worst person ever I'm gonna go buy a bunch of guns that I don't need Because you know it makes you feel better having guns Yeah, I feel strong Even though I'm weak, my gun is strong I'm gonna go train a four-year-old how to shoot a rifle

But it's kind of useful But like also like four-year-old you said Seeing those little kids use bolt actions Properly insane I know there's that video of the kid with the duel Yeah, the little kid Got bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, It's ridiculous.

It's like, yeah, man. Let's get the fuck out here. Let's get bullied one thing. Your mom's going to have to deal with it. It's funny. Let's read our $25 and up patrons, the names at the end of the show. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Woo. Three, two. Let's go, baby. Grade. As I said, right, falls down on you. That's the end of the show. There's a little, give a little.

Little Gibbs. It was always a little give us. I love the little game. That's how it's that powerful. There is. Holy shit. Boom. There's funny. I love that little give is always the funny. And I don't know how to explain to people who don't like I don't under I don't know how to explain why that's funny to people. It's funny because it takes a moment for you to be like wait is. Oh, never mind. Like the the brief moment of false hope that it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's just so funny. Because man versus car.

Yeah, exactly. It feels like God's ultimate joke. It feels like God's ultimate joke. That's why. And that's why it's so funny. It's like, oh, he's doing it. I don't know.

And you're like, oh my goodness, maybe, maybe it's real. Have you ever wondered, like, there are things that maybe like everybody finds funny or like the most people find, uh, like jokes from SpongeBob or whatever, right?

Yeah. Have you wondered if like what you, find funny about that joke is what most people find funny about it or like if it's like the majority you would assume you would assume because I think like when I talk to like let me give me an example like you know the the F is for Friends who do stuff together song it's funny about right when Plankton does his verse yeah what do you identify as the funniest part of that the funniest part is the uranium bomb's part obviously but it's but what about it because like afts for uranium bombs it's the pause right him can't him

And then iterating that he's going to be using bombs. The pause is funny. The pause to me makes that joke 50 times funnier than it would be without the pause. Yeah, it would. But I've heard, I've talked to, I've asked people about that joke and they actually think, like, what's funny about it is that he gets interrupted at the end. That is for no survivors when you, and then he gets interrupted. That's not the funny part. No, I would agree.

But it's, but you know what I'm saying? Like, you can have a conversation about that joke. And everybody would laugh it and they would think it's funny, but people would have completely different reasons. I can actually argue that the whole entire sequence is actually the funny part. I can actually agree. I think that whole sequence is just like. Well, I mean, there's obviously the setup for the...

The funny is part right there is... I think it peaks in that pause, man. Use for uranium. Bombs. It's like the same thing with the bomb factory guy. Yeah. Yeah, they're bombs. These aren't pies.

Oh, these aren't pies. These were made in a factory. A bomb factory. they're bombs like the pause kills me it's great it's so good I think certain things are just kind of funny evolutionarily actually

and you need I think shitting yourself is kind of just funny I think someone shitting themselves is funny because my nephew who's five things that shit's out of this world and I'm like I remember when I thought that have you ever seen the movie spyhard no no no

you know I know I know the movie but I don't think I see it's a Leslie Nielsen movie It's like a naked gun airplane vein. Yes. I might have seen it once. Yeah, a little bit like wrongfully accused. It was in Leslie Nelson's spy movie, basically. So it was just the Leslie Nielsen idea of just like, oh, it's going to be like a weird comedy.

Right. But he's a spy and it's like a James Bond kind of thing. And Weird Al does like the, the Weird Al does like the Bond song in the beginning. And he says he hits a high note and his head explodes. But like that movie has a lot of. I strongly urge everybody to watch clips from that movie because it is really fucking bizarre that movie. There's a scene where he's walking into this office.

He's supposed to meet his friend and he's a master of disguise and he's like he isn't there. So he sits in a chair and just shits all over it basically. Like he just like he farts up a storm onto this chair and he's like, I give up. And he's like in the chair. And it's like it is psychological. But why? That anyone would... Exactly.

I don't even think there's an explanation given. Oh my God. That's crazy. It's truly crazy. I think there's another... There's another movie where he's like running... There's a runaway train and it's off the tracks and it's coming after him and he's like running away from it. And Les Dino's he like hides and he peeks out from behind the tree and then it cuts to another tree and the train peeks out from behind another tree and it fucking kills me.

That's awesome. It's so stupid. I think that... I think that is... when comedies allow to just be comedy. I love shit like that. I think, like, I think I'm a very big proprietor of anti-comedy, but I also think that, like, when you just let things be funny for funny sake,

it's something magical, you know? Right. Like, like, you're just like, let's let this be as silly as it. Because I think that would cure, I would think that would fix cinema. If there was, like, a few movies that came out that were just like, this is a movie that's a comedy movie and it's just stupid. Yeah, it's so fucking crazy. It's like a runaway train.

It's wrongfully accused train scene. And you can see it if you Google it. But like, Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents

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And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. It's insane. A train peeking around a corner is, that's a one-sentence story. A tree piece from around the corner.

It sounds like something that we would say because it's so stupid like no one would ever spend the money to do something that dumb. I think that stuff needs to be done again. I think we need to bring back just being funny. Just dumb funny? That is dumb funny. That's why like I say we talk about podcasting

and the podcast I would listen to I would gravitate towards those podcasts. It's like this. Just saying the stupidest shit you can think of. And that's it. That is the sake of it. There's no point other than just Trying to make someone laugh.

Because I think vulgarity kind of has weakened a lot of comedy because it's like, that's just curse instead. I do think, yeah. Let's say. It's an easy laugh kind of thing. Like I think, like I think the N word is the funniest word ever, right? But I think you don't, the N word effort is too funny words. He's just right like he's going to trap me. Right?

Right. Right? No, man, I think it's, I think. But I think there's comedy in just silliness. Well, that's what comedy is. Well, that's why I think that's, that scene is so funny. It's just like, there's no like, it's not. like edgy or anything.

Yeah. You know, it's just like... I like a lot of... I like a lot of just shit. Like, even... Like, I was thinking about our... Our scene of, um... Erkel holding Laura hostage,

making Carl Woodslow jerk off to completion. They, they Urkel kills Laura and then shoots Carl. And like... Wait, who is he tying up? Who is he? Like, that whole scenario. Laura? So Laura, his, uh, Carl's daughter.

Laura Winslow. That's so, like, that scenario. Like, it's vulgar, it's fuck. Like, I love that. Like, I love vulgarity, too. I think, I think. No, for sure. Yeah.

But that's more monstrous. But I think that is funny, though, because that's just evil. That's the kind of evil you don't run into. You make your, your, your, your, your fight. You jerk on front of your daughter to completion, thinking that that's going to say. Because you're forced to under gunpoint. You're forced to gunpoint thinking that's going to. save her life and it

doesn't. It feels like God's comedy again. This is like this is not of angels. This is what God does for fun of his board days. Let me just create a scenario. We actually have to read these things. All right. Oh, Jesus. Finish right now.

Earthquake in Italy that's going to wipe out a lot of population. It's great. There's one guy that fell real funny. Somebody stepped on this throat while they were running and he's fucking neck broke. And the angels are like, dad, you're Have ever watched Earthquake porn?

Is that real? Yeah. Like people watching earthquakes and they're like this is so satisfying or something? Yeah, it's like people like, I don't know, it's like, no, no, no, it's just earthquakes. It's just earthquakes in sensual scenarios.

No, what the fuck? Yeah, two earthquakes going on. I've watched a lot of explosion videos and I like seeing like the fucking, the shockwave and how like ethereal that feels you know it feels like magic have you seen these new AI YouTube poop things

that are like AI ruins Spider-Man or whatever yeah the guy with the gun when he takes the pizza there's a I'm not sure it's if you look at it's I mean it's it's ultimately AI so like whatever but it some of it's funny

because it's just it has to be like there's just like that's been Spider-Man too where it's like where he's in the train and Dr. Octopus is going up to him and he's like, you got to go through all of us. Right. And it just goes, it just cuts to the dog guy who's going like, fine.

P. It's really well. Like, I don't know, it sucks, but like, yeah, that's awesome.

Like, you can't help it. Look up Spider-Man. That's funny. Yeah, yeah, look up another one. Look up Obi-Wagwan.

Obi-Wag one. You look at it. Somebody did. It's so funny. Somebody put a Vader filter over our, uh, Jamaican Vader impression And it's pretty good

Where's that at? I don't know I think it might have been on Juno I'm stronger than ever Anyway I'm going to read the names now before we get here For it to get stuck here forever

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Here's a perfect joke for you. Imagine seeing an infomercial like that trying to sell you on a joke. I like that. Hey, do you remember this fucking person? The Clam. Use usurer Guildmaster. I can't read that fucking name. Colchedra Edras

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It's a scene from Dexter, the show. I would say YouTube short or? Yeah, it's a little short. Real. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola,

who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive.

We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar,

and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full.

Hershey's, it's your happy place. Yeah, exactly. And then he levels up. 360 noscopes. 360 no scopes. And I was like, the caption, like, I can't believe I forgot he did this. Yeah, look up AI ruins Spider-Man. Spider-Man 2 specifically.

You don't even have to have the sound on. Just the images of it. It's just the image of it. It's fucking great. Because you know how it's supposed to go. It is unfortunate. It reminds me of like the AI presidents. You know what I mean?

Oh, right. Where it's just like, I don't really mind this. Yeah. Like the singing Chinese. Do you remember that? Trump and Biden singing Chinese? Oh, yeah. There was a lot of that.

It sounded great. I was like, whatever. I was trying to think back of the hardest, the hardest I've laughed on this show. And it was, unfortunately, it was AI related. But it was that, do you remember the AI? I can't remember what the fuck it was. Exactly. But it was like a cover of some song.

It was like the balls coming down. and Oh, it was the Fox The 20th Century Fox thing It's like a Taylor Swift song Yeah, the 20th century Fox Oh my God, singing a Taylor Swift song Oh yeah, they're singing not like us or something

Oh, it was Taylor Swift and 20th century Fox doing not like us Right, exactly Yeah That was fucking fun of you That did kill me And I think I brought up the same time As Monica sending me the fucking

Gasolinas played by a chainsaw Oh yeah And I was like What the fuck is this. That shit is funny. I can't lie. I can't find it. Oh, really? AI ruins Spider-Man? Yeah, there's a bunch of them. Oh, yeah, damn. That's the problem, isn't it? Look, Obi-Wa-Wan, look, trust me. I think I saw it when I was there was only one.

Yeah, it's a shame. It's just not, that specific scene's not popping up. Yeah, don't worry about it. Oh, damn. Yeah, that's the problem with AI is that it's so easy to do that people just flood the zone with a bunch of garbage. Totally. So even if there is something. And re-upload ones that are already fucking. Yeah, so like, even if there are good things, it's going to be buried under. What happened? She's got Jerry Dody? Damn, that sucks.

Do you have Jerry Dutty? Did you get out of it? I got out of it. I called one day and they were like, you don't got to do this no more. And I was like, let's go. They saw, they took one look at you. They were like, I wonder if just a cursory glance. I wonder if our spicy reputations help us in that sense. You know what I mean? I wonder if like they would Google me and they'd be like, we can't have this guy on a fucking jury.

No way. I wouldn't mind doing. I hate the inconvenience is one thing. It's inconvenient. It's annoying. But like if I could get somebody off of a charge that they didn't do or help someone plead their case over something that is insignificant where they could be potentially serving like something that ruined their life,

I would happily do that. Okay. Racist Tokage is so retarded. What? The bullets. It's their, this is, you know what's funny?

Oh my God. I made, I made essentially, one of these, but it wasn't obviously it was an AI, I did it. Yeah. I'm gonna show you. This is so funny. I'll, let me, well, first of all, I

think I found it. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope it's the same one. I think that might, that looks right. And then they're all like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's exactly it. That's exactly it. I love it because it looks like he double taps why.

You know what I mean? Like, it looks like he switches to his first weapon, but he's like, not this one. And then he goes to the second one. But I don't think it told they told them to do that. I think it's just like a glitch. But that's a good shit.

That was my old channel. Very well. Very well. It's so dumb. Racist Okake King, son. I'm back from my trip to Vatican City. How do you think the create... Oh, my God.

My channel is completely blacklisted. Oh, yeah. Black Chad one? I can't search it up. Yeah, it's gone. How the fuck do I find it? I don't know. How do you think the characters on Friends reacted to 9-11?

If I knew more about Friends, I would be a good bit. Yeah, the only thing, I don't know much about it. I can maybe guess that Chandler would be like, could I be any more terrified? That sounds good. Yeah, it sounds about right. Yeah, I don't remember how they act. That show is fine to me. Like, I've never really wanted to watch it.

It was decent background noise. Every once in a lot, I would be on a big, yeah, I'm not. I would see something that would give me a chuckle every now and again. I do think the pivot. That meme is crazy. That is one of the best memes ever. That is a great one. It is him just like with his thumb up with that that smug face is really perfect. And I do think the scene of them bringing the, I do think the scene of them bringing the couch up the stairs is pretty funny.

That is a great scene from television. Yeah, but I do think it's one of those things where it's like that has to find you on the right day too. Because I've definitely watched that scene before I've been like, I'm not really. The bloopers are fucking hilarious for that scene. of every show are pretty top tier honestly. Rupert are usually pretty great, yeah. My favorite, so Malcolm in the middle of Malcolm literally

guns down a small Vietnamese boy. Okay, well, how do you think the characters are, okay, I read that already. Ruined my channel. He really ruined it, yeah. Like, I did that meme, but I can't even search it up. I'm going to present with a murder,

anything worse than minus two eye prescription is legally blind. Well, I'm many legally blinds. Shapiro chugging. his sister's pre-com, Jesus Christ. It's Emma. Girl's pre-com?

I don't think that's even remotely possible. I mean, kind of. Sure. No, what do you mean? It's just the... I don't know if you're doing a bit. Yeah. You know, women get wet before you...

Are women can secrete? Is that what you're saying? Can they? He's like, I've only ever seen them dry. Yeah. My blood wets it up. I don't know what's going on. It's really hard to get in there.

Two rats in a trench coat. It's Emma. I saw Sweeney teaching parrots at Petsmart the N-word, while Lily cried, screamed and vomited, and shitted, begging him to stop. That's a crazy scenario. Somebody put that in the AI. Netflix's, Domoa cries, my Halo 4.

Just killed the Pope, Vance, versus George Arnar Martin. Forcing come-eating maggots into Sweeney's urethor. Jesus Christ. Kingsen's dad selling tickets to tour inside Chaparroen's Big Gay Colon. Berserker Brole She does have a pretty nice butt She does, yeah Berserker Broleys

Wasted Berserker Broleys How, how? He said that we got getting dinner on Saturday He was like, It's wasted And it's like, what?

I didn't say that at dinner I forgot I don't know That's a waste What do you mean? I love it You know what I mean I don't know what you mean

Shut the fuck up She could a kid You can equip the weapon to use it. It doesn't matter. They can. They're superior. They're not. Are you kidding? They can equip us be misogynist. They can equip it. They're like, oh, I need

some more girth. Yeah, they're so... Why, boy, equipment. It's like, just like Mega Man changing his color, his costume. Ding! It's crazy. I need some more length. The Sloker 2, the Slocer 2, why so derpy burly's big bouncy backside? Can you believe J.D. Vance twisted his dick into a rope and

strangle the Pope with it? That's crazy. Sweeney and Derek will have zebra babies. That is crazy. That is so. My girlfriend isn't white. Yeah, calling a mixed race person a zebra is fucking next level shit.

I think, I think having mixed race children is next level shit. Fucking. Jesus Christ. That's some oink oink zoobooks type shit. That's like when they called the, that's when they called like the Native American kid and freaking Revellant a tree negro. And I was like,

that is crazy. When they called a, what is it? the Asian kid in Temple of Doom short round. Short round, yeah, yeah. Because he was short and round. Short and round, little bitch-ass. It wasn't even that round, actually. Tree gross.

I don't know why he was named Short Round, actually. He wasn't really that round. His eyes. Well, no, that would make even less sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. Uncle Tom Clancy's Lynch or sell. Anti-Wole coffee brand sounds incredibly counterproductive.

I forgot that I made fucking videos with the Miles Morales mask on for like a couple of minutes. Yeah, a rush minute A couple of videos And I was like, I'm bored of this But I did this little quick edit And it reminds me that AI shit I'm tired of getting fucking shot It's stupid

It was not worth Spitting all that time looking for It absolutely was It's so ridiculous It's two seconds I forgot you did that That was ages ago I was during COVID

Uncle Tom Clancy's Before all gooners fight All gooners fight all gooners Fire it will... Like 2019. All gooners. What? All gooners.

Fire at will. Glaze their mongrel hides. That's crazy. That is a fucking... To quote that... From... That's insane. You said that one guy was goonerside, right?

Was that the right thing to say? The gunnorside. That's excellent. Burn their mongrel hides. Sweeney, forcefully cackling on an unfuny joke he made to hide the shame. Domination. Vaughan of the dead.

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for showing him one second falling horse video oh man classic that is a classic video that is the best find I have on the internet I think that is like genuinely my number one that is one of the best ones that I've seen for me yet like the one second clip of a horse falling off of a bridge and just landing in a body of water

bend show just barely get any context to anything that's going on Ben showed that to his parents. As he should. He was laughing his ass off and his parents like, this is so sad. Krillen. And he was just like, what? Krillin, my dick has gear scars and metal slivers. Hey.

All right, what's going on? Hey, don't touch my feet. That's crazy. Queen of Fap Hazard. We need a prequel to The Last of Us One because I want... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you did I didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. where I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with.

So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening.

That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. That is crazy. Uh-oh. Whoa. What are you saying? He says, we need a prequel to the last of us one because I want a hotter Ellie. That is edge.

That's a good joke. You're edge lording to the max with that one. That's a good joke. I don't think that's a good joke. I think it is because it's purposefully, like, upset. It is actually a well-constructed joke, actually, because there is a misdirect in there. Yeah. But that's a, you can have.

have it. I'll put it that way. That's one of those jokes you write for somebody else. Right. Right. Right. So that way, like, if it does go over well, you can be like, I wrote that. But if it doesn't go well, you're like, I don't know what is now? I don't know what is. I don't know what I'm doing. Carry on my gayward son. There'll be peens when you are done. Gay your query head to rest. I'm fucking gay. I forgot about this. I know more. Nope. I'm fucking gay. That song is so a white American.

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Hasan Parker Bring me pictures of fucking Give me pictures of the Houthis Oh he had a terrorist Piker man He had a terrorist on his fucking thing That's hilarious That's so funny

He had a I mean I can't say that. That kid said he's not a hoothy, so. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Like I say, you can, it is completely fine. One thing I do.

One thing I do. One thing I do. It's completely fine and not believe him, but he did not say he was a hoothy. Right. He was billed as that, though. He did, he did build him that way. They were calling him that name that everybody gave. Yeah, yeah.

Houthi, what is it? Houthi, Houthi, Luffy. I mean, that's actually way better. That's dope. That's way better than, um. What do they call him? Timothy Huthy Shalame. Like, they, they put Timothy.

Tim Houthi Shalimary. They put that in there. That sucks. It was like Tim Houthi Shalam. Boom! Tim Houthi. There he go. Houthi, Luffy's way better.

He was pretty. That's why they don't know. He's a very good looking. Houthi. He's about as old as Lily somewhere on there. He's a good-looking terrorist. He's a great, he's a great-looking terrorist. Like, look, to me, it's clear that, from my perceptive, the Houthis were like,

this is a pretty useful idiot. Let's just parade him around, and then that's it. Like, why would you... They're saying the Last of Us 2 episode? They're like not, like, he's like, he's not a part of the raids because he's a fucking dumb ass. This is the second Last of Us, the most recent episode. They're like, oh, Joel, you are technically kind of handsome as she beat him the fucking death. Oh, yeah.

I think that cast... You spoil it for people? Yeah. It's a show. It's a new show. Oh, sorry. Yeah. People didn't know that Joel was geared up to die.

I do agree. It's going to happen. That was actually the big mystery. Yeah. Are they going to do it like early? or are they going to stretch it out? Yeah, that actually was... You actually literally ruined it for me.

Really? Yes. I'm not watching it yet. This is like the 50th time. I personally am not bothered because... But it's just also like... I watched it days late. So I watched it just last night.

I guess my bad I get... I don't care, actually. Why am I lying? The problem is you should care. I don't. But you should. I'm sorry. I...

This is something that like... Look, I'm not editing this out. Does Joe Miller... Does Joe Miller die in the sequence of... Last of Us 2. It's like, the game came out nearly six years ago. So the idea is like what I just said is, I guess the

was the mystery of when they were going to do it. Or, or what if they were going to convert expectations and do it in the next season or something? That's what I actually thought they were going to do. I thought they were going to do it more like do it in sequential order. I thought that we're going to start from like

maybe like the flashbacks and then work up to like the end of the first season. Maybe that happened. My, my assumption Because they said that they were going to change a lot about how the second season work. It's already pretty... Mirror it or different? It's pretty different. What's going to happen, though, is they're going to do all of Ellie's thing, I think, first.

And they show the converging points, but I think it's going to be all of Ellie's story first. I see. And then they're going to do all of... Isn't that what they did, though? No, they broke off at points. It was Ellie, then it was Abby, then it was Ellie again, then it was Abby. No, then it was Abby finished, and it was Ellie. If I'm mistaken.

No, it was literally Abby, it was Ellie, Abby, Ellie, right? Yeah. So, like, it was like the first, like 15 hours was Ellie. And then the next 15 hours

was Abby and I was like, oh my God. And then it goes back to Ellie when she goes back to the last five hours. That last five hours. Yeah. That was already how they did it. I think they're going to do all of one story first.

Oh. Or they're going to make them coincide, I guess. I don't know. Who knows? But, like, yeah, yeah,

yeah, whatever. Since, for me, the sequence of him dying was so obvious. that I was like, oh, am I going to... I don't like... This is based off of a game.

I think for our podcast, people know. Like, people who listen to us probably know. It's just the courtesy of just like, it's a new show that everybody's talking about. And it's also, it's the second episode, right? Yeah, it's the second episode. So that's the whole thing where it's like the... I think the entire mystery was, when is it going to happen? But that's the...

In the game, that's the same pacing. The same pacing points of the game. Is he... Yeah, no, I know. What's going on with this guy? I don't know. But I'm saying this like, if you, played the game of Last of Us and you know the point.

Like I understand you're saying like, oh, they might not do that. But if you're, if it's, that is the entire point. Being paced, they're like, oh, if I'm watching this and I absorb whatever, I don't really care that much. No, you just didn't have a point to say. I'm just saying like if you've paid, if you have anything about the series, if you're ignorant to the series, then I guess it might be like something like, oh, it's surprising. But if you're not and you already played the game, you're like, oh, I'm assuming it's

happening right here. That's a safe assumption. If you're ignorant to the series of the second season, because it's only the second episode. So you're like, oh, are they going to do this early on or not? I don't know why you would assume they would do it later on if that's the whole driving force of that. I just explained to you why. But I don't that doesn't make sense. I understand what you're saying, but like it's like, I don't think you do. Why would you change that if that's the driving force of why she goes on a journey? I don't know. Because they, they changed a lot of shit already. They've changed some,

they've changed. I would argue they actually like, they've given more information to make the world more enjoyable. I actually saw the scene. I think they fucked up a little bit. Because they gave away her motivation for it. Which in the game you didn't know. From the very beginning they fuck it up from like the first episode it's already different. Yeah. And I think that's to drive more into understanding of it. It's just more of a thing of like it's just like it's just it is a courtesy. It is a common courtesy thing. It is a thing of like

oh somebody may want to go in just being surprised. And me I don't I don't like watching stuff episodes. I was like, I'll wait for they should have come out like a lot more. Oh, like you binge it, yeah? Yeah. Like I prefer to watch stuff like that now instead of like waiting like

It was annoying to watch Daredevil like this Born Again And then I caught up and then I had to wait the last two episodes Yeah And then it ended so like my dick Like I didn't come And I was like damn I wish I would have watched the last two episodes Like the rest of them how I bitch It was a fucking mess

I like I like born again I feel like I'm gonna wait a year for like nothing happened at the end. Yeah. My big problem is... I think the beginning is good and then like the middle is fucking terrible.

I think it should have stuck with just fucking punishers going insane. Oh! I wanted to do moose impressions. Yeah, just the entire time. Yeah. And Matt's like, what's going on, man? What's wrong with you?

Why are you so sightful? Why are you so... The opposite of blind, I guess? Why he's so sightful? I don't know. Oh, red. Ooh. Booga, boogga, boog.

I'm 10 feet tall, red. Look, I'm a moose. I'm 10 foot tall moose is fucking scary. There's some giant. No, there are, yeah. 10 feet, though, you think? Yeah. Man, that's pretty true.

There's some like... Antlers, maybe, yeah. Oh, well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Obviously, including antlers, they're fucking 40 stories. From its back, it's 10 feet tall. Yo. All right.

That's a fucking... Big meaty stinks. That's an elder creature, dude. Uh... See him slip this away. Jimmy rings in his fat-ass cheeks. Kingston. Dumbly.

Kingsen singing my hump as a duet with his dad. I fell red. Derek is a carbon copy of Sean Soko. Who's that? Oh, that's what we looked up. That shit is crazy. That's right. That's right. Yeah.

Forced to embrace everything's stolen. Let's go! I'm going to buy merch of those guys. What is that? Like Harkady's Torch or whatever? These Canadian couple. Some chick that's from Europe and then this Canadian. guy they make like the worst fucking songs but it's so endearing yeah yeah like they're having a

great time it's all fucking like mono so it's like not and it's bad dude but it's great so he has a song forced to embrace everything stolen it's great dude ever being choked and to our last breath and then the chick's is terrible singing this is a place that we call home and then everyone's like oh look it's uh it's evanescence and then they covered Bring Me to Life recently. That's Evans Essence. Yeah.

Evans essence. Gids. Eswine looks like the pot of greed card. Gaye detective named Inspector Gaggett. It's pretty good. That's stupid. That's way better than the obvious F slur. Dabbing myself up.

Inspector gaggett, man. He's sucking dick. I like that. It's a nice. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of parabenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

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Or does the reply counter under tweets just not work anymore? Like it says there's 12 replies, but I open and it's three. Oh, that happens a lot. You know what bothers me? Is the show more? Or like show hidden? Uh-huh. Click it and nothing shows up.

Brilliant. It's so if you, if any of you use Facebook, it started there. Because this is what I noticed after a while that they would be like, wait, where's all the comments? It says show more. And I was like, dude, okay, this is useless. So it started happening at Twitter. So I think it's like a bug that they can't fix. It happens from existing for.

too long and not enough maintenance, I guess. I always assumed it was just people who had like blocked me or muted me who replied. No, because... And so they wouldn't show up or so, like, you know, not necessarily that specifically because that's not how it works, but like I, like that system maybe cross-glitching with some. I don't know. I was thinking maybe it was my assumption. That was my assumption.

That got banned, but they're still there. But like, it should show that the accounts been suspended or something. I don't know. I don't know. S.J. wanting me no-no-no-why. Fuck you. I ain't paying my TV license bitch.

Mr. Pants, Kingston's dad is a symbiote doing face off where Kingston is his dad. I don't know. I don't even understand that. I was watching something where people were like, oh yeah, an eight minute miles is not difficult. We must finish. And I'm like, an eight minute miles is not difficult? I'm like, y'all, y'all not run eight minute miles.

Saying that's not difficult as crazy. If you're, as an adult, geez. Fuck face, unstoppable. Like, basically you should be either a kid that has all this energy or you're just in shape. Yeah, if you run eight minutes as possible. If you're not, if you're not, like, healthy. Consistently jogging an eight-minute mile can be done, absolutely.

But you just, you have to be in shape to do that. Like, I'm not in shape right now. I can't do an eight-minute mile. I don't think Kristen do eight-minute mile. I think Chris would come close. I think Chris would get sub-nine. Probably not right now. Sub-nine.

When I was boxing, I probably could. Yeah, boxing, I think it's been like a seven. Seven and a half. It's a minute now. Right now, fuck, no way. I'm not doing that. You would die. People don't just not far on miles.

I used to do half miles. We would do it twice a week in school, for example. And like so my average would be about four and a half minutes. For half a mile? Yeah, that's very, that's very sensible. Kingsen, there's a mod for Balacho that incorporates Pokemon cards called Pokemon. And that was on the slower end. The faster kids would do like three minutes, sometimes sub three.

I could do like, I get like 745 was when I was like pretty fast. And I was a big dude. So moving that bad is impressive. Called Pokermon. Check it out. That's big word. Errigorn cutting out Netanyahu's colon while Leggolus and Gimli compete over who can Dome those IDF soldiers.

That's crazy. Sween's dad affectionately talking. talking about his fifth wife, but somehow his seventh divorce. That sounds exactly like my dad, actually. I love my fifth wife. I love my newest wife. I don't remember her name, though.

She has two boys. She has two boys from me. I don't need to know people's names to love them. I love them. I love everyone. I love tax evasion. I don't know which name. Hell yeah, dude.

Who doesn't love tax evasion? Oh, man. I love the creator of Tax Invasion. I love him. I've never met him, no. But he loves him. He seems like a fucking chill guy. I want to smoke a doobie with him

That's me I made it up Oh my God I invented a tax evasion King said do you want to come kill IRS agents I'm like sort of It'd be a tacit sort of from Kingston

It would be for me it would be an oh boy would I Absolutely can you assure me that we're not going to get caught or shot I don't even know Catch me in fact I want you to know in fact, I want you. In fact, I would love to be fucking jailed. What I do is I go and I capture

iris soldiers and I put them in holes I dig upside down that I make sure it's raining the night before. So they drown in those little holes I put up in. They're like a little spolonger at their feet. You're really starting. Dad, you're amazing. Wow, Dad, you're so fucking cool.

You're an inspiration to us all, Dad. Jolly old dipshit, the Ace of Parades. Into gay shit by assboard confessional Asboard Convets. Lakers versus the

Timberwolves is the Battle of Active Fathers versus Deadbeats I don't know what any of that means Goatman Beatles in the dungeon

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but somebody got to do it got a foot up my ass because somebody got to do it, huh? Drink this PPE off. Nice. Take this PPE off.

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to the roster of their upcoming fighting game. Yes, they did. What does that mean? A rapist I-O-W-D-W-W-D-W-T-W-T-W-T-W. They had that soccer player, one of those Sard-Num soccer players. I think intellectual, no, I don't know what the IO stands for, actually. And then there was a, there was another good that has, like, actual sexual charges.

The Persian print owns that game. Well, that company? Oh, yeah, so Ronaldo is in fucking the new, uh, is in the new, uh, is in the new, uh, S&K game. Are you serious? Um, yeah, um, what is it called? Fatal Fury? Yeah. Yeah. Or final, Fatifera, Feta, Fier.

The Fido Fury. Yeah. Yeah. It completely tanked it. The game was like, everybody was really happy. They came on people were like, I'm not buying this anymore. What? I don't understand.

Rapist? Because of this, the fucking the nature of the game, they said he wouldn't go to do anything like that and he literally went and did it because that prince has all the shares. He's like,

I want this and this. I like Ronaldo, though. It's cool. It's so crazy that like, he comes here and he spends money. This is a Saudi Arabian. Saudi Arabia is that owns S&K, yeah. Yeah.

Which is fucking. Right. That's why Renato's in the fucking game. Duh. That's why I haven't played because Renato's in every event that they have. Literally, every fucking sports event

and they have Riyadh's season and shit. Oh, because Ronaldo's there. Because Ronaldo's so rich, it's fucking insane. I'm like, dude, he doesn't need to do anything anymore. Go away. He's so rich.

He has the most, I think he's the most followers. Is he a rapist? No. Did you just snot? A little bit. Because we were not talking about him. That's what I heard.

That's what I heard. That wasn't even like a joke. No, that's Saudi prince. That Saudi printed at all the events. It's insane. But I don't understand who's the rapist. No, no. You're not telling me that it's a turrets.

Turkey a chic is not him right I think it is him and Turkey's not in fucking S and KZ there's no no not the Prince himself that person no but he owns he owns the most of the shares of the game okay the guy that owns most of them is they put him in the game no I think they put some other dude somebody somebody who's been told me yeah Ben told me he's like he has like a bunch of sexual charge I don't know of course he does I forgot the guy's name Ben told me the guy directly because he cares but but I understand he's like a real okay I'm gonna look it up right he's a real person with actual sexual allegation charges but what's he fan do you know what he's famous for

I don't know, maybe a DJ or maybe a... They put a DJ in fucking Fatal Fury. They put a soccer player in it. What? What? Let's see.

It's so genuine. I really don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Salvatore is maybe him? Let me look. It's insane. Oh, the painter? Yeah. Salvatore, the writer.

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Okay. And my... Oh, he says... Oh, no, it's the same person. So they're talking about... So, because I don't know anything about Renato just about how fucking popular he is, you know, and you played football and all that shit.

But, uh, it says, uh, Ronaldo has been accused of sexual abuse. used multiple times and paid a 375 case settlement in one case. The criminal case in 2022 has been dismissed and blah blah blah. So, Christina Orojo is a Ravis? Yeah, so you're actually

completely correct. You were the right one. I thought it was the other dude. And somebody's saying like, okay, it reminds me of how Tyson went to jail for raping a 17 year old and he and his attorneys tried the whole slander campaign. Reminds me of. I don't know why this reminds me. What is he doing? Well, I don't think it's the, he can't say it reminds me like Mike Tyson was a convicted

rapist. Yeah, you can't see. jail with a prison for it. And you also can't say it remind me unless you're setting up a cutaway. Yeah, it reminds me. Reminds me. Reminds you that time Michael Jackson was Mike Tyson. That probably was one of them. It's just the same.

Oh, so was it? So as a case, known by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Yeah. Okay, so it is. So it's the same person, I guess. So I didn't know, I didn't hear the controversy. I just saw people being like, oh, Ronaldo's in the game. That's stupid.

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This is what fucking like This fucking Ray, the fucking... I like that he's waving his hand. He's about to kill him. Dude, I got to say, too, like, they kept so much of the game intact that, like, that shit happens all the time. It's great. Like, those awkward conversations and the zoom ins?

Yeah. It's so good. Have you seen... It's better now yet. The little shithead dude that's in freaking what you call it Star of crap. Oh, the little... The adoring fan? Yeah.

No, no, not yet. That's hilarious. I only first saw him in fucking... Because he wasn't in Skyrim, I don't think. No. They wanted a different tone. but like he's in Starfield Right

And there's great Starfield It's his ancestor It's hilarious It is fucking hilarious It's insane So that means on earth I don't know man

Because the games are charming Like there's something I don't know What's the name of the world Like it's so it's I look at Bethes The games like Almost like Indiana Jones

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In space That's pretty good It's fucking hilarious And he's the same And he's got the same voice in the same face and the same exact person out it's just it's fucking silly nym is the name of the planet what is it sorry nym nym nym yeah uh sounds like something sounds like somebody saying sounds like a reverse syllable in a youtube poop there is a uh in the simpson nym you know yeah yeah

dude the simps there's a uh a machine that like swaps matter so like bart's swaps with the his uh his the fly's head goes on bart's body and then vice versa yeah i remember that one And then, like, fucking, Treehouse a hoarder. And, like, the, fucking, the fly with Bard's bodies eating a bag of sugar and Homer's trying to get some of it.

And he makes that literal sound. He goes, NIM! It's so funny. I don't know why. I'm obsessed with that. Sorry, Miss Jackson. And the fly, did they show,

did they show an actual little fly? That wasn't crazy? No, that was, I'm thinking of, there was like, it was like that in the Albert Hitchcock one where there was actually a fly with a guy's face saying, help me.

Yeah, help me. I remember that, yeah. I remember it. They do that on the Institute. They do that. Help me. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. Thank you again for the marathon code.

Much appreciated. Badly brave. Dog to Baby Hunter. Aetherian needs help, lowering his weapon in Halo 3. Penis. Naferam, Melfus 1, and rounding out our list as always. King of haphazard. Thanks for stopping by, guys.

This is a longer episode than I wanted it to be. But we'll see you. We'll see you soon. Yeah. Oh, my God. There's a new predators? Yeah. There's always new predators. King of the predators has died.

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