The Snark Tank - #320: Shannon Sharpe Did WHAT?

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

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Friend of the show, right? Yeah, a friend of the show, vaguely. Vaguely, well, I guess, it's been a while. I, it's, it's, it's like a casual, oh, hey, or, yeah, yeah, what's up? Yeah, I like him. It's like that. Yeah. Anyway, uh, this guy's turned into, like, a critique hipster level, like, because it's like bad

songs. At first it was just objectively bad songs that we can all laugh at. Now it's just songs he doesn't like. Now it's, it's even bands that are really good, like, say, for example, uh, misfits. And, uh, the song, Last Caress, probably one of the most famous songs. songs and he was just like well the lyrics are just edgy for the sake of being edgy and I'm like yes that that's the whole that's the whole point of that entire time that song is in a major key so it sounds all upbeat I got some to say and then all of a sudden goes you know I killed a baby today like

it's just and then I raped your mother it's so it's supposed to be like yeah like what the expense for back of the day right yeah fuck people in the 70s people like people excuse me they hear this did he really do that oh oh and then mom But it's just weird seeing this and I'm like, what is happening right now? Like this, it reminds you like the video essays. Oh yeah.

They're just trying to, I'm like, why are you doing this? Why Norm of the North is a misunderstood masterpiece? Why Jar Jar Jar Beings is actually the greatest Star Wars character? I watched the throughout video about that and I was just like, I like Jar Jar Jar. Also shut the fuck up.

I commented that because I was like, I like Jar Jar Jar Jar a lot. I think he's funny. A lot? Yeah, I think he's funny. I think he's funny. I think he's funny.

But I was also five. Wait, so okay. No, no, no, no, no, hold on. Do you still think he's funny? I enjoy him, but it's nostalgia, 100%. I think he, I think, the, I think we could do a show with this person. I think, I think, I think the chaos that Jar Jar Jar Warts, like he brings into the series, by mistake, is laughably funny. Because I love destruction.

I like things being destroyed. I like he's not doing it by on purpose. I also heard the Darth Jarjar thing when I was like 10 and that shit is cemented in my brain. We're like, look, it should have been Jar Jarjohn. It is so unreasonably plausible. It's funny that like I know it's not true. George Lucas himself said no, that wasn't what was supposed to happen. Even though he did say jar jar is the key.

It is all this. That's such a weird thing to say if that's it is a weird thing to say. That was out of context though. But what is the context? It was the key to winning the interaction in the first movie. That's what it was. He was the key to all of that. But how is that even true?

He was. Jar Jar is the one that went on the battlefield and stumbled his way into slaughtering. Thousands of enemies. But in that, that's why I guess it's in the context. But that's so stupid. It only feels good if he intentionally did it. I like the idea of Jarjar being a Sith.

I think Darth Jarger is. It fucking makes sense. I recently with last year watched these theories again because I'm like maybe I was just stupid. He redoxed it. He dusted off. He dusted off the play button. Don't you do that sometimes when you're like, okay, I haven't heard this in a long time. Let me make sure this still holds up. Like I was, because it was one of those things like maybe I was just being really stupid. I got caught up in the hype. And then I was watching videos again, people going over and then going and Reddit threads again. And I'm like, no, this still holds up. It actually makes. much more sense if he was. It would be a lot more interesting. It would. That's kind of the thing about it.

It would actually be like, oh, I would be down to see that story. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It would be insane if, like, Obi-Wan doesn't end up cutting off Aniken's arms and he, like, detains him. And then, like, Anakin's, like, in prison and Jar Jar-Jor opens the thing. And he's like, and he's red-eyed. And I'm like... The thing about Star Wars to me is...

God. Star Wars and Harry Potter... Star Wars and Harry Potter are, like, both very adjacent to me. Yeah. As far as like, they're both like mega successful, but like I don't really quite, I don't know if I quite understand. You like, why? Like, I get why they're successful, but the degree to which they are confuses me. I get why Star Wars successful the way it is because the time it came out.

There was nothing like it at the time it came out. Definitely for the original. Right. Once that came out, absolutely. Nothing like it. Yeah. I mean more like the more modern stuff. Like even like the prequels and the sequels.

Yeah. And even just like the inertia from the original movies that were like, what, from the 70s or 80s? Yeah. They're 50s or 50s. Yeah, 70 to 80s. Oh, I thought you said they were in the 50s. That would that, dude. Oh!

They did that in the 50s. How old is Mark Hamill, dude? Like, Hamill. He's an ancient person, but he's sustained by the force. He's a daydrich prince. Oh, my God, have you ran into any yet? No, I've been, honestly, the second I got into the Marathon Alpha, I haven't touched oblivion at all.

I want to get back to it. but because Marathon is only here for a little while. How long is that? It's like a week or two, which is still long, but like, you know, once that's over,

I'll have like months to play oblivion. Why didn't anybody tell me that it was 100 fucking gigs to install? Oh, yeah. I couldn't believe it. I was like, is this call it duty? What's happening?

Well, dude, 120 gigabytes now is it, like that's the new 30 gigs. I guess so. Unfortunately. I'm so, I feel like it made, I feel aged.

Like, because I, it's kind of like inflation. Yeah. You know? I feel like, surprise though. Why do I keep getting surprised? I'm like, hey, what is this? And I'm like,

hey! Like, I was thinking since I mean, Elden Ring was only like 80 or something or something like that. It was much less in the very beginning. It was probably like half that. When it first dropped. Maybe. And I was like, but that was, again, another one of their selling points of like, looking from software, they

don't have, they're not packing infinity billions of dollars to make this look as good as possible because it's not the point. Right. It's like, true. Call of Duty were, I feel Like, I was like, hey, guys, you can half this. I know, I know, I work on that game and they're like, they just don't compress it. Yeah, that is like, a few of our friends work on that game.

And they're like, they just don't compress anything. They don't compress. They don't compress. They don't compress. Even the rigs. They're rigs that they give them to use them, do the shit. They're like, it's screaming because there's so much shit on this. It's still like enemy UAV online.

And then that's like fucking 20 gigs right there. Just that audio. Just that audio. To be fair. To be fair to call duty The audio quality is pretty immaculate But it is also 40 gigs a syllable

So maybe relax A little bit The sound of the dog's barking is January 4 gigs And you're like this is insane Yeah It's especially you don't ever feel like Picking those games up again

Because you're like I'm not installing this Yeah Yeah We gotta wait for things to catch up Where it's just like oh we can download 120 gigs in five minutes Yeah Which like I mean

my internet somehow is like does that pretty well like I think I downloaded Oblivion in about 15 minutes. My internet I was around that time too. My internet is dog shit. But dude imagine downloading 120 gigabytes in like 2012 or something.

You're just going to bed. You're just going to bed. You're going to bed and waking up. You're like, ah, still going on. Halfway done. If you downloaded 100 gigabytes in 2012, it would finish downloading today. that reminds me of the uh the download speeds or the upload speeds of uh the the rovers on on mars oh yeah

it is so laughable it's so far away obviously to like complete one like solid ass picture takes forever it's like actual days takes like six years no it takes dude they'll be like oh man fucking 12 months later we finally have this photo or something it's it's I mean, but it's also amazing. It is amazing that it only takes 12 months to get a picture from Mars, though. You know what I mean? It still is cool. It's weird.

It exists on this level of being pathetically slow, but remarkably fast. Right. Like the fact that it's so remarkably impressive. The fact that it can be done. I mean, it is. It is what it's not. Right. You would not call that fast.

You would not call that fast. I guess like, sure. It's in the same vein as when like when Dialup first hit. When we had like DSL level. levels of internet speed. That was like... Dix sucking lip, yeah, dicks up sucking lip levels.

Oh, loading a picture of a pussy in your life. It was almost, it was almost instantaneous at that point. Videos, no. They still had a buffer for quite some time. But I remember before when it was just straight up old school dial-up and say for example,

I always couple it like this. A song, which is on average three minutes, so just an MP3, if you wanted to download, it would be a half hour on average. That's so crazy. I remember I remember downloading things to my Zoom media player. Hell yeah.

And I was like, no, not Zoom. Zen. Zen? Oh, Zen. Yeah, though. You had the fake fake. That's crazy. I had the, you had the fake.

Have we talked about this before? Yeah, I think so. The Zen. You had the fake iPhone. You had the fake fake iPhone. That's insane. So, okay, so there was Microsoft's was Zoom. Yeah.

And then you had like some Chinese one. It was like, it was from some company called creative or something. Zen media player. I bet it's going to be the same exact. Yeah, this thing. That's so fucking funny. Why can't I expand it? I guess I can zoom in.

Yeah, this exact thing. Let's go. Zen media player. Hey, and it probably got the job done, right? It was fucking sick. I liked it a lot. Yeah. But it was,

it was unreasonably thick. Like, I wish I could, I wish I could find like a side view of it. It's hilarious. It's as thick as it is tall, it feels like. Did it have its own program? A block?

Yeah, it was like, it had its own proprietary fucking charge cable and like link cable and that shit. That was back in the you remember that shit when every company had

it's like here's a everything's USB on the computer end because it has to be but then like here's our fancy little fucking cable that plugs into only our device that was the worst shit ever

everything started doing that eventually like around the time like the PS4 everything was like let's just all have the same kind of wires now it's like thank you and then iPhone

iPhone they got iPhone got finally roped into having to get USBC. Yeah. You haven't have it anymore I'm pretty sure

I'm not a USBC I think it's not different now No it's USBC Yeah it's legally mandated No yeah they have to do it Oh really? Because of not If it was up to America

Obviously it would be like Do whatever you want But the rest of the world's like No The rest of the world was like Fuck you and your dumb cable Yeah Just use USBC like a person

Yeah Stupid lightning cables I'm so glad Dude USBC is like One of the last things Right that we have That is like Functional for multiple purposes

Yeah I think it's one of the last things we're going to create that's new. I think that's like one of the last like maybe what maybe here. I think like humans period. I think like this humans beard that like no renovation. They're going to go on for like maybe 55,000 more years where there's going to be no more. I think anything after the USBC. We peaked with the USBC.

I think everything else we've had like all the things like are new. We've already had them and we've just been lying about it. But the USBC was the final thing made. I'm glad that we just finally. Like, dude, I remember when they first came out, I was like, oh my God. Finally. I don't have to fuck up. Like, oh, I put it in upside down or fucking, you know.

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I don't understand this because the correct side of usually has the symbol of the USB symbol. So I'm like, okay, good. He was always wrong. Have you ever? Have I broke anything? I broke in two things on the USB because I was fucking it up. I jammed it. I was too like, I was too angry about losing a game or some dumb shit.

And I went to plug it in and I broke it. I was like No, I broke it so bad that it was in, but it was because I broke the upper part of USB. So it was slanted down inside while the other ones on top and I was like, I just completely broke this thing. I'm not going to get it. Was that? Did you have more? Was that the only? No, I broke the port of the thing with the USB in it as well too. Like it was entirely broken. I was like, well, yeah, I'm not buying under your Wii U again. This is gone.

You got a Wii you in the first place? Yeah, remember how I had a Wii? What do you mean to remember? You had a Wii. In the Wichol, I, in the Avalon. Not Avalon. You didn't? I did.

In the Avalon? Not Avon before that. We were before that. You had a Wii U in our apartment? Yeah. Ew. I didn't even, I don't know anyone personally. Then I sold it actually because I broke part of it.

Oh, that's right. I do remember this. I have a vague memory of you selling a Wii U. And I sold it. It was broken. You sold a broken Wii? Absolutely. You told them it was broken?

No, I did not. Are you serious? Absolutely. series? I once was, yes. Once. You really sold a broken we didn't tell them. I don't take much shame in it honestly. You don't take much shame in it. You're like, yeah, that's cool. I do it again. I do it 100 times. I wouldn't do it again

right now as I just don't need to. Damn. But if I needed to again, I would do it. You know, people on Craigslist that I was hoping that would get gutted, you know? They would show up to a transaction. They just completely splayed you open. I would never... Smiley face like your tummy. Just because you're like selling a faulty game controller.

I could never trust third party like salespeople for that reason or like used games or used accessories for that reason. If it was expensive, I had to meet them in front of the house. It was like, I need to know where you live. I didn't know where you live. I'm not meaning you in a fucking parking lot to where you can fuck me and then I don't know where you live. Yeah, yeah. He literally take you buy it from him. It's broken.

Then he fucks you. Yeah. He leaves you there He leaves you there in the rain with this broken thing Dude, you know what's a great defense for that though Is that you find open houses Dude And you're like, meet me at this, meet me at this is my house

If you see a side No, but like you don't know You're not thinking about it You take off the open house Your focus is on getting this thing You're not thinking about the open house Oh you could be like yeah I'm selling the house There's people that probably have done that

Yeah I think it's kind of brilliant I've never done the Craig listening I don't trust anybody enough Oh it's I've done it many times It's fine You just meet up with somebody in a parking lot and they give you like a, I don't know, like one of those torso fleshlights. Dude,

it's only been used 25 times today. Selling used sex toys is. That's peak barbarism. I want to buy one, but I know, like I want to have it. It's like, yeah, some guys sold me this flashlight. It was a white person. Now it's dark tan. I think it's really interesting.

It is peak barbarism. I think I would throw up Like say if I smelled anything I think I would fucking Immediately One of our people you knew We were friends with us on Once upon the time was a

Military guy And he said they would share a flashlight I heard him It hurt him It hurt him It hurt him It's so disgusting It just

It grosses me out thinking about it Yeah It's just Busting in it And they're all like sharing I like how you told me that It's like, you're not going to believe this. But that really grosses me out.

Breaking news. Breaking news. The fish from fucking SpongeBob. Breaking. Breaking. That's crazy. They use it. They use it.

They wear it out. Dude, there's a worn out fleshlight. Those guys are like, they get to a point where it's like nothing's gay anymore. Nothing's weird. Right? Oh, yeah.

We've survived the craziest things. We can like all fuck the same thing. We can all fuck the same thing. We can all figure it out. My ear shot off. jacking off. Like, I don't understand. Is it, am I old fashion? Yes. I mean, I want a flashlight. I mean, you can

literally just buy one. They're not worth. They're not. I mean, I thought I was so assuming it was out of principle. Or why do you want one? Is that a principle? I just want to have one. Yeah. Why? I feel like, I feel like having one in Lily Finings is going to be a situation. I just don't want to deal with. Don't they listen to the show? Yeah. Little is to the show. So she knows this already. Aren't you a grown ass of dog? I am a grown ass of dog. I'm going to buy. I'm going to buy. I'm going to buy. I'm

fleshlight Lily because I want one I'm probably using once and I'm gonna this sucks and then I'm never one I want to have it like on our counter like right in the like they're fucking flowers and shit like a vase like a bouquet flowers sticking out of it got to have the flowers I'm just a bunch of flowers and then a fucking torso

that is a an at a tors that is a compromise because she would love if you brought back like a vase with full flowers and shit right you can put in display of like your counter whatever I put a vase full of a fleshlight full of flowers yeah A flesh light full of flowers. I think this is a compromise. I think she would see that and she'd either go, she'd either go white with death.

Yeah. Or she would go blind rage and attack me. It should be that upset about a fucked toy. I think I'd have to get it. I think I'd have to get it. And I think the idea of me getting it is funnier than actually having it. Yeah. I think she saw it.

Yeah. I mean, certainly. Of course. As soon as you get him, like, ah. It's a waste of money. I don't want to use it. Because one of my friend has one. He's like, I don't want to use it.

Like, I'd have it. And I just, I don't know. I don't know what I should do. honest, just yeah, when I think about it right now, having one on display is kind of cool. Like just having it's like You clearly are using it.

Remember the trash can one where it's like a girl in a trash can and her ass is sticking out of it and it's like her head and it's pretty much like a woman in a trash can. That's the fleshlight. What are you talking about? I've never seen that. I can show you this is fucking insane.

Okay. I mean, that's definitely makeshift right? Like it's definitely, you can't buy that right? Definitely someone in China customize that one. It was like, hey, I'm selling these right now. Pretty cool. I, yeah, actually, when I come to think of it, especially those, those creepy tort, like, that would be funny to just casually have in the background, but not say anything, ever.

I think, I think Kingston's right, though. It is funnier, like, the idea of it is funnier than it happening. Executing it, yeah. Yeah. Like on stream, you win a game of fucking caught. You get up. You slapped your flashlight, and then somebody dribbles out of it. Like, that on stream would be hilarious. I'm like, oh, this is crazy. Yeah, it's like, it's like, some. The only funny thing I've ever seen involving a flesh, like, truly, was when somebody put it over their car muffler or whatever. And they started going fucking crazy. That's one of the craziest fucking video. The guy was kicking you on it.

It was like a one for like a big girl. He was like on the ground. He was like, look. That shit was crazy. How big it was like. It was so big. And I've never seen because I've only seen those little ones and they scare me. Yeah.

Like those big ones, I'm like, now we're talking. Finally. Yeah. This doubles. It's kind of like a pillow also You know what I mean? Like one of those Body pillows

Or even just like a beanbag It might be like a beanbag thing Like just chill on the floor Casually watching a movie Imagine you know Somebody lying down On a giant fucking fleshlight So I like that

I could probably There's make fleshlight sleeping bags That you crawl inside You're on to something I am onto something And then you can like Buss in it and like But you can still sleep

You know You know Did you find your fucking Trashcan fleshlight thing You gotta go nowhere Because the worst part of like that You can bust it and still sleep The worst part of getting like

If you're in bed you want to beat off Like you're gonna make a mess You know like how do you solve that? You just wipe it on the dog Yeah That stole my thought Whatever you're gonna say I was thinking of something

An idea of busing Bussing in a fleshlight That's your bed That's your bed So it's effectively coming on your blanket literally again. But since it's a designated area to bus, it's a little better in theory.

So now you don't feel like, like, because I guess it was, because I imagine fleshlights wash out pretty easily. That's like the point of it. So. I feel like they don't. Well,

like they have to, but like I'd be funny if they did it. I'm assuming, I don't know how true that is. I don't know. It's on the fucking felt. How does that even feel? It's silly.

It's kind of good, I guess. It's kind of good. It's just vastly. and felt. Better than nothing, I guess. I'm not even really confident than that. I've always wanted to hand up one of the fucking adult Muppets.

Oh my God. That's what it would be. It would be like a felt pocket pussy so you could fuck Miss Piggy. Ooh. Hey man. This Miss Piggy have like a chest? Yeah, she does.

I'm pretty sure. I don't remember. Like, does she have like, is she like? I think she's got a rack. Is she like smoking? Like, I don't. I remember a stupid pig face, but like I don't remember the body part. I think she does.

I think she's got a rack, but I could be just like doing that in my own memory. Let's see. I think she has big tits. They're not big, but they're there. Let's see, Miss Piggin. They're implied to be big, I think. Oh, she's, they're covered. That's not at all what you described, by the way.

I know, not at all. Oh, my. What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You'd be like, oh, okay. All right, once again, Kingston has shown an image on screen. Why is, dude, the hands are fucked up. What bothers me is that they.

It's like somebody broke her head. hands before throwing her away. All right. Can you, can you, what did you search to get that? So people can look at it. Another day at the CBD trash bin. All right. That's what it says on ready. Another day at the CBD trash bin.

Oh, by the way, um, talking about, uh, real quick, somebody, I can't believe this. Somebody back in October of last year was like, hey, I'm having a problem receiving my merch and I'm like, oh, let me see what's the, what's the issue and stuff. I got the, the number and all this stuff. But it didn't get resolved because I was like, what the fuck? But then since I didn't hear back, I thought maybe something was good. I thought everything was okay. So I forgot about it.

Apparently, they just received it. Wow. Yeah. And so it just got me thinking, if anybody has a similar issue, please email us. Oh, yeah, yeah. Snartang Team at Gmail. I just want to make sure because that is so unreasonably insane. That is crazy.

Yeah. I wonder if, yeah, what the hell could possibly, Like how does that even that's so far That's such a long October to now is insane Yeah A lot has happened A lot has happened

A lot has happened So um Yeah so yeah so that's a that's a thing And yeah So yeah I would appreciate it guys Stop showing me things I hate this part of the show This is the worst

Oh the mouth ones yeah The mouth ones are I was actually gonna say that That I think having One of those on display That would be funnier I think Yeah I think

would you kiss one? No, never. No. Never. It has the tongue, right? That's, it has, like, that's,

I feel like that's what makes it really weird. I don't know. Yeah, I'm like, that's cheating. I feel like that's cheating. Making out of fleshite is cheating.

I think that's, all right, well, I think that's, listen. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. I think that's too far. Wait, shut up, shut up,

shut up. Shut up. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. I forgot to do that. It's us. I don't know. Patreon.com slash snark tank slowly centrally kissing a fleshlight before you fuck it and then you got to

you got to act like you love the person I did that still I'm sorry the idea I'm so sorry the idea that is so funny to me just like I'm hearing careless whisper and shit catching your partner doing that and you got to be like hey I love you still afterwards it's crazy you don't love them anymore of course that's gone so listen we have exactly one thing to get into before we get into questions I want to get into questions sooner than later. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what it is.

Yeah. You guys have it. As far as I know, nothing's, I've been playing marathon the entire time. I've been completely disconnected. Let me tell you a little story,

Skip. All right. I'll tell you a little story about me being a sexual deviant. Who's this? My name's Shannon Sharp. I got my colon nice and

packed up right now for the moment. But usually it's not. Okay. But anyway, Shannon Sharp, you know, NFL.

Legend Hall of Famer three time fucking Super Bowl champ. He never heard of him before this podcast by the way. He's been into a couple of controversies. One of them was just kind of funny because he got he accidentally went live on Instagram. I do remember that when he was fucking that like. Yeah, he was fucking this chick named Michelle. That's a girl.

That's him Michelle. And she's just like eh, eh, it was crazy. Like what the fuck, dude? Was this really an accident? How do you accidentally go live? Isn't there like fail safes to like you have to like say you press it and you have to press something again? So it really to get in that.

situation's kind of crazy, but we all gave him the benefit of the day. Who cares? You know, he's fucking some chick who gives a shit. Sure. In the end of the day. Um, so he's, he's in trouble again for a similar thing, but there's accusations that he, uh, sexually assaulted, beat and, uh, you know, just straight up raped this, this, uh, girl who was 19 year old at the time in 20, 23. He, right now is 56. Yeah, so he was just basically like 54 or some shit. 52 year old fucking a 19, year old only fans model. So he claims it's completely false and this is a shakedown because he recently it leaked that he's probably going to get a hundred million dollar contract to his network that he does with his podcast and everything. So like he was going to get paid

so she wants half of it. She wants 50 million. And it's the what's his name? Busby the lawyer that he was infamous, well first famous for representing a lot of the girls of the dating stuff. But then now infamous for representing this girl that

completely lied about Jay-Z. She claimed that Jay-Z took her to, I think, to a Ditty party and, like, raped her or something like that. And she was, like, 13 at the time. Nothing she said, lined up at all. Like, she wasn't worth, it was completely false. So now he's being sued.

Busby's being sued for defamation. So now everybody's kind of like, they don't trust him anymore. Some people were saying, well, maybe we should trust him because a lot of that Dady stuff is true. But that, what he did to J.Z was so crazy. Now, right now it's he said, she said, but one thing that is definitely true that they were fucking and they were doing crazy shit because Chan and Sharps team released some text messages to show that like their relationship was wild but consensual. And so she's using things like, like, oh, I want your baby gravy in me. I want you to put a big black baby in me.

I was like big black. Yeah, he's a big black man, but I'm pretty sure the baby's not. gonna be big big playing baby I was thinking of like a fucking bowling ball size fucking dark as cold baby I mean babies are bigger than bowling balls I'm pretty sure

I don't know I mean balls aren't really that huge a big bowling balls are pretty big what do you mean a big bowling ball there's size variations of bowling balls are there? Yes I mean why there's what yeah there's different ways

heavy to light yeah there's like for like kids and I figured that would be like the material they made it out of and the size would stay the same because it's a fucking bowling ball There's differences it's not like a wilder But there's difference in size of bowling balls I don't think I've ever picked up a bowling ball

And thought oh this is a different size Than the one I've Than the one I mean Like they've always felt pretty uniform to me Like they're exactly the same size They're just lighter Yeah that's kind of what I figured I mean

For the most part they are But there are bigger bowling balls though Sure it's like bats You know what I mean Like bad like the different weights for bats But they're the same size Yeah so I mean Whatever I don't know

I don't know if you're If you scrunched up a baby, it would be like the same size as a bowling ball or not. You know, I'm not sure. You put a baby in the same dimensions of a bowling ball. You just compare the doctor pulls it out and start sculpting the baby. Let's go get a baby. Let's go get a baby. Let's go to the emergency room.

The thing is that baby's heads are fucking huge. That's the thing. Little kids' heads are fucking huge in general. That's a big edge. But I mean, the, the widest part is the shoulders. That's true. So we got to like go measure the bowling ball to the baby shoulders. Or like I said, concave the baby's shoulders back.

Munch the baby up. Start smoothing it out until it's like a bullying ball. Yeah, like a rock falling down a hill until it becomes a sphere. Yeah, absolutely. Exactly. Perfect, perfect science. What is happening with Shannon Sharp? It's insane that he fucked a girl that was ninth year old when he was twice a rage.

That is fucking wild. You know what's really funny about this whole situation? I mean, it's sad, but it's also, I guess many people started to. catch on to that Shannon Sharp's a sexual deviant and he had a couple of people like the famous comedian Monique where she came on and was like bro

you gotta stop fucking with these young girls you gotta stop doing this you gotta get an older you gotta get an older bitch you gotta settle down and have her take care of you and he was like no I can't he was like they're joking

but he's also like being honest I'm not defending this motherfucker at all I can't look I love Shannon Sharp He was the reason why I wanted to be a tight end when I played football Unbelievable talent Sure He's had a lot of pretty bad relationships Relationship with his mother, his baby's mothers

Has been pretty fucked up So I could see why that could like I see what that could like Because I could see what that could deter him from one to Because like it's nothing wrong with not being in a like with married Marriage is like you don't have to be married If you have a fine life not being married that's whatever But fucking someone that much younger than you

you is just inherently problem. I don't know if I 100% agree with that. I 100% agree. In his situation, in this, in this, no, in his situation, I feel like that. Yeah, I don't know the full story. Here's my thing. Yeah.

Because yeah, I wouldn't be 54 years old fucking a 19 year old. Sure. I wouldn't do that. It is legal. So people can't do it. I'm not going to go up in arms about that shit because I don't know anybody doing it anyway. Right.

Right. In his situation, being a. famous as he is. Sure. It's so wildly irresponsible to a girl that young, probably just starting her only fan's career, whatever the fuck she's doing. He probably came across her, like,

I don't know, and recommended it. I don't know how they met. I think it actually said they met like somewhere. I forgot. Sure. They actually met somewhere, and then they started. And then in the type of dynamic

and relationship that they had, the type of stuff that they were saying in the text messages, just very vulgar stuff. They were very like, he's like a deviant. He likes, you know, the pain being aggressive. He was like, he's like a, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's claiming it wasn't consensual.

And he was like, no, it was. There was a clip that was released by the attorney where he said that he was going to choke her. And so that sounds bad out of context. And he's like, no, that what we did, that shit, there was like a 10 minute video. I don't have the video, so she has it. And so he was like, release the whole fucking video.

Then you can see what was really going on. You know, like, because he's, Yeah, yeah. Very confident that they were just fucking doing crazy shit. And I'm like, at a certain point, there's going to be discovery. Yeah. And I hope this shit leaks. Yeah, I'm curious.

I want to see what the fuck's going on. Yeah. Because as of right now, my, without even having a connection to Shannon Sharp, what he's saying seems plausible. Right, right. It seems plausible because they're not. seems weird just from the text message he already unleashed that Tony Busby guy or whatever his name I don't know

if it's Tony but the Busby lawyer guy definitely wants a massive payday it's why he went after Jay-Z with no fucking real credible evidence it wasn't like oh I actually believe you he was just like this is insane let me see if I could what a lot of times what happens and people need to understand this

a lot of times people will settle out of court specifically by logistics just logistics because they'll be like all right it's he's going to be expensive to keep this going. Like here's my lawyer fees. So in this particular thing, you actually try to settle already

for $10 million. And why you try to settle for $10? Because it's like already right now, even if you fucking win or whatever, it's just, there's going to be things that are in cost more. And number two, even if you lose. I mean, so it's like, right now,

my fee and just a little bit more, this is like a good medium that they figured out. They calculated. Like just to stop this. Apparently he got kicked out of the espinnerate. Well, he didn't get kicked out. He actually, he left.

He left on his own volition. He was just like, I'm, I'm going to leave just so they get no heat. But you know what the funny thing is? There's, I don't see anybody calling for blood. So this was legitimately him like, I just don't want you guys to catch any flack. But I was looking at like the public opinion, the court of public opinion, people were like, I didn't see even like people who were very like, you know, I believe women kind of a thing. they were like, I'm going to wait and see what happens.

They weren't immediately calling for his head. So he seems like he could have stayed on. And even though that would have been maybe a little distasteful. Sure. But he was like, he's so fucking rich already, dude. Yeah, like, what more do you need? He didn't even need that fucking job. It was actually his, uh, his, uh, Stephen A.

Yeah. Stephen A essentially was like, oh, please come work. And he agreed to work two days a week for ESPN. Yeah. He makes so much money doing a stupid podcast. Yeah. And so he was just like, I'll do it. because I'm friends with Stephen A.

This will be fun. It's just two days a week. It doesn't need to do it at all. It's probably the lower end of his income. He's crazy. How easily. The time he was over with him and Skip, they probably made so much fucking money.

Because of all the ads that they did together, oh my, they probably made so much. I don't know these people at all. There was a, so Skip Bayliss is an old, crusty fucking, you know, analyst and provocateur, right?

I've heard that name before, but yeah. He was, he was in ESPN, he got dismissed, and then he went to Fox. And then they started a him and Shannon Sharp started a show called Undisputed. And they were like number two.

First take was Stephen A is always number one. And then they were number two. And the dynamic was pretty good because Shannon Sharp is just a fucking gym of an entertainer. And Skip Bayliss, you wanted to punch him in the throat. So it was kind of good to have that dynamic, you know? Sure. And but it got to a point where Skip Bayliss at the end of the day is an older white guy that thinks he's above people. And he said some really nasty shit to Shannon Sharp just because Shannon Sharp was

criticizing Tom Brady. And Tom Brady, you know, like the most popular and arguably the best football player of all time. And he got so upset, they started personally attacking Shannon Sharp. And then that was the downhill. And because of that, Shannon leaving made Skip lose his career because nobody was watching undisputed anymore

without Shannon Sharp. So there is a theory that I'm putting forth and nobody else has that Skip Bayless contacted Buzzbee to destroy Shannon Sharp because Shannon indirectly destroyed Skip Baylis's career because literally he realized he had to concede that without Shannon nobody was watching him by himself because he tried to have people on he rotated other people this guy Skip Bayliss had a beef with a lot of people and even had some of those people circle in. Like, oh, Richard Sherman, I think it was a defensive back. I think it was a corner.

Actually, no, he was, he was defensive back. Yeah, he had beef with him a long time ago and he tried to bring him in. Like, this is going to bring the ratings up. Didn't. So yeah, I'm calling it right now that everybody should check Skip Payless's computer and see that he fucking emailed him. If this is so true, I'd be like, what is happening? I would be. This is some Game of Thrones shit.

This is insane. Brother, I would be so like, I was 100% joking. I can't believe this is real. It would be on the same level as what happened when you, Chris, when you said, oh, is Ronaldo the rapist, whatever in the Fatal Fury thing? Oh, yeah, yeah. And I was laughing. And it turned out, no, that actually he was the guy with the allegations.

That is a crazy guess. I had no idea. Yeah. Ronaldo so well loved. I'm like, people adore that man. He's the only person I'm aware of because people will post about him. Right. On like Instagram stories, I'll be like, oh,

Ronaldo. I'm like, oh, I guess he's important. Super important. You remember that statue of him? Did you remember that statue? Oh, is it the gross bust? Dude, he, the bust. Yeah, Colin showed me that on the podcast and I'd never seen it before. That's one of the greatest, I He looks like BJ Blascoitz.

It's fucking insane. Wolfenstein, the face in Wolfenstein. Oh, yeah, he does. It's a crazy It's a fucking, I don't know that was his name. Blaswage, yeah. I don't know. That's such a ridiculous name. I love the 90s. B.J. Blascoitz. That's funny.

That's, that damn near my... I mean, it is just basically Duke Nugam. Yeah, you're right. No, it is. Yeah, it's very... We met that guy. That's true. Oh, right.

Are we allowed to talk about that? Like, I don't know how they feel about that. I guess so. I don't think it would be a big deal. I don't think it's a big deal. But, like, the person who officiated our friend's wedding that we went to was the voice, the voice of Duke Nugum. Yeah. I'm pretty sure John St.

John. John, yeah. And it's, yeah, he did... He was awesome. Yeah, he's a... He's a fucking awesome guy. He was funny. I would talk to him a little bit, but like, he was hilarious.

During the, um, the, uh, the, I guess the bridal party is what it's properly called, I guess. Whatever. During that. You're whatever. During that, we all got to chill with him and it was so fucking funny because he's like such a nice guy. Super like down the earth dude. He were like, this is, you're like fucking Duke Nuke.

This is a weird. I'm surprised that he stayed as long as he did. I thought he was just going to be in and out. No, we should. He seemed really, like, happy to be there. Yeah, he seemed like really excited to be around. Yeah. Like, just us.

What the hell is so weird. I mean, I think this is, this is biased. So I think our friend group is a fun group of people to be around in general. Sure, but like, I don't know. I just kind of, I don't know. I guess he was more like a gig, huh? Yeah, I guess he would think of it more as a gig, but he was, it seemed like it was genuinely there to hang. Yeah, it legitimately.

It was fucking awesome. Some of the stuff he was saying, like, yeah, like this, let's do that. And I'm like, all right, dude. Like it's like it would have been if we would have asked him like hey come hang out on the podcast I think you would have been delighted Yeah like I regret not asking that actually I mean stupid right I felt too I felt too intrusive but I was like it wouldn't have been it would have been it's not a good time to do it's sound Based off of the shit that he was saying and the things that y'all were you know like said hang it well the things that he was just getting into hanging out having good time Like he it was already it was like I think I think I think that could have been asked but I also I think by the nature of our podcast I don't think I just don't think it'd be good

for his career. I disagree. Like, expect the voice of Duke Newcomb. I don't know if he's like... I don't know if he does other things. I know he's just like, he's just like very big in the voice. He's probably like the Master Chief voice actor

who like he just kind of, he was like a radio guy. He was too. And somebody was like, oh, you got a good voice, do this voice. And then it suddenly became the thing that he did. But he didn't really do a lot of other things. He just wasn't what he cared to do. Like he did Starlord in some Marvel show a long ass time ago.

She said that he was a radio guy. He said he was radio for years. That makes total sense. Sounds like it. Duke Duke is a radio guy makes actually Invergergerger. It sounds like it.

First of all, very weird that two first person shooter protagonists are radio DJs. I mean that makes sense though. Why? Because they're kind of faceless people that have like very adaptable voice that people

kind of like want to listen to. You know, so them being the people that they would choose to I see what you're saying I feel like it's a stretch but I understand what you're saying. I think it's a stretch that has been proven twice at least.

Right. I do some, because you do something like... It's just weird. It's just weird. I assume Troy Baker probably did radio for a one of time like in school. No,

no way. I probably think he could have. He maybe did like radio at school. Yeah. Radio club. Yeah. I never did any of that shit. I kind of regret it.

I think I should have done it. Yeah, there's a lot. Yeah. I love the extracurricular stuff like the clubs and shit. I always said, I don't need fucking people. I was like, I don't want to be around. I did interact and it was really cool.

I really enjoyed that shit, actually. Which one? Interact club, like, interact club? Yeah, like, pretty much. Was it? Are you just, like, sit in a room and interacting people? It's just being alive, stupid. We did, like, shut the fuck up.

We did, like, soup kitchen stuff. For two hours. Hey. Hey. Hey. We did, uh, we did, like, much of the, like, food drive and stuff like that. We did, um, we did like habitat for me anything like that where you, like, helped build the house.

It was really, yeah. I thought it was actually really, really cool. Yeah. I had a chance to talk to bitches in an open environment where no one could suppress me. Oh, so that. That was your angle. That's why I did it at first, but then I started enjoying doing it. So are you a bad person?

A little bit. I don't, are you a bad person that's struggling to be, we talked about this last time, and I don't remember your answer definitively. I'm a bad person that was taught to do good things. Okay, all right.

Yeah. Good. It's good to know that. I mean, you did sell a broken Wii U and lie about it. That's pretty good. That's crazy to me. That's crazy to me.

Proves my point again. Yeah, that's what I'm like, I'm not doing it still. I could be doing it. I could be doing worse. I understand. Yeah.

I think that's not even typical I was bringing a batch that I've done That's not even a tip That is like that is like That is like layer Two of like bad things I've done I've genuinely tripped Children before

Like real shit Wow you are And I'm like As like an older person Damn dude This was like yesterday Yeah yeah yeah At the wedding actually

There was a child The flower girl Or whatever Kixen ran up and fucking He didn't even Trimmy Lake Sweet. I did it so fast that no one saw. And I was like, oh, who did that?

He went back for seconds like Gile. He did like the fucking. The double fucking. I did the Tatsubaki. Two sweets. Oh, my God. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know what's going on with Shannon Sharp. Maybe we'll see.

Well, maybe. All I know I got to. It will develop. Kill Skip. I know what Skip. I'm not to kill him. But see, about the thing where he's like, how is he, 55 and this girl's 19? Yeah, allegedly.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. That's their ages objectively It's 54 56 and he's 56 now I think Yeah Yeah

And she's probably 22 23 Yeah Yeah I don't know how I feel about that whole thing Because I do feel like we infantilize people too much Because at dude At 20 At 19 at 18

I knew what the fuck I was doing with that shit You know what I mean I wasn't like a fucking ignorant child I did but I did 100% Yeah I'm not that's not my But it is

To me it's weirder that he kept Like if you're 55 Or let's say you're like 60 right Yeah And you hook up like one night stand with like a 21 year old. You know what I mean? That's not that far removed from 19. But it's infinitely less weird to me than if you hook up with a 19 year old and then continue to.

Sure. You know what I mean? Yeah. That to me is the weird thing. The relationship, it's infinitely weird. Because it's a relationship at that point, whether you want it to be or not. Because like, I know there's many people that, uh, that. Sophia Vergara, man.

We've, we've talked about this before because I know, um, I forget, you had like a rule. like you had a like of how far down you wouldn't go i forgot what you said yeah i've yeah there's a general rule i think i have a very look it's legal yeah he didn't do anything illegal yeah but we're just talking about your personal morality well yeah but like in the in the i'm just trying to give a convey of like my perspective it's it's legal right sure let's say someone at that age i think that's extremely weird because i think the difference between who you are at 17 and 19 are not well that's why the relationship to me is weird well i think even sleeping with someone at that age.

I still think there's there's a degree of strangers to that but I but at the same time if 20 you have every right to think that like willing partner a willing partner is a willing partner and I think there's a weird power I think the power dynamic shit is where it gets strange.

What is that but that only again that's relationship or yeah that's why it's like interaction relationship we're relative too. If he just hit it and quit it if it was just like like I want a fucking only fans model that's bomb or whatever I haven't seen her but I'm assuming she's really attractive She's she's attracted, but she's not like, she's a white woman.

Yeah, but she's not like, why? I didn't even know. Well, of course. No, I thought, no. I thought, actually. Derek, Derek. This may be a little bit, uh, uh, I, well, I've dealt with some, some Latinos that were, that remind me of that. So I think I was more, I put that in my head.

You can also be white and Latino though. That's sure. She might be. Very true. Very true. I think she's a, like, the whiteest girl I ever dated was a Mexican, apparently. Really? I'm not even joking.

Yeah. The white is guy that made it was. Makes no sense. No, she wasn't Mexican. I mean, I guess it's like, white than Barb. If you had, yeah, if you had,

I mean, which is wild. If you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you,

if you, if you banged, uh, Canellaehraz, right? I don't even know who that is. The boxer? Canelo? The,

the, the, well, you don't, you know, you know, well, I watched it for 10 months. Yeah.

And then the second I was done, I immediately deleted all the files. Canel Albrez is a very... One of the most famous boxers, he's Ginger. He's... I know Canella. He's the... Okay.

Well, you said... You said Alvarez and that threw me off because I was like... Oh, everybody just said Canello. If you just said Canella... Everybody says... Is that somebody specific? That is true.

People say Alvres that was watch... It's kind of like saying Triple G. Like, oh, I know Triple G is, but if you said his name... Right. Like, Nadee Gullofkin, like, who fuck is that? Who the fuck is... Who the... Yeah, it would be like if you...

If you said Van Nuisance's full name. Like what is it? Oh, Rob Van Winkle. Yeah. Or something. I hate that motherfucker. I hate his name. It's a terrible name.

It is. But the thing is. What you fucking storybook ass motherfucker? It sounds like the name of somebody who crawls out of a fucking book. I'm Rob Van Winkle. Speak, Rob Van Winkle. I'm here to put dust in your eyes so you can sleep or something.

He does riddles. He's just like that or he's a guy that really is into literature. Like, hey, I want to teach you guys about books and learning about reading about reading. Like an English teacher like Mr. Van Winkle? Yeah. Get away from me, Groomer.

But yeah, I don't know. I think I understand that. I just think I think I'm aware of the fact that like somebody, like a 25 year old is probably always going to be hot. You know what I mean? Sure. Like a hot 25 year. I don't think I'm going to be like 60 and be like, oh, that 25 year old model is not. Of course not.

You know what I mean? Like this doesn't make sense to me why that would be lying to yourself. I could see how it turns into something strange when you have a child at that age and you view like that's a that's a child like my child, you know? Yeah. I could see that. And I'm thinking he has kids that are definitely older than kids. Oh, absolutely. For sure.

Like his kids are like my age. So it's like. Yeah. I don't see. So there's a lot of people again. But even that's kind of irrational because like you at a certain point you reach the age of your parents. You know what I mean? You're not thinking about like if you like if you have a partner who's your parents age and your memory.

Yeah. You don't think about like, oh, I'm fucking my mom's. My wife is my mom's age. It's different though. It's a similar kind of irrelevant. What it is you're putting arbitrary stuff on it to create barriers. You can do that all you want. Yeah.

There's nothing stopping you from doing that. But it's just acknowledge it. It is arbitrary. I think I think, yeah, I agree. I think all of that shit is arbitrary. I think like fucking psycho, like Sneakle arguing a fucking critical boat. Like, oh, it's all just numbers. And I'm like, niggas, shut up.

Shut up. And I just, at a certain point, it's like we have, it's like, because, you know, because people try to argue, especially there's like, we talked about libertarians earlier. There's some libertarians that try to be like, oh, lawlessness. And so there shouldn't be any rules on that. I'm like, uh, this is my, I'm not libertarian at all. Get away from me.

But it's just like, uh, there's people that argue that. And then we have obviously society morality. We have things that are obviously put in stone where we're like, yeah, I think we can all agree that you shouldn't fuck girls that are in high school. They're still like on the brink of still developing or whatever. We have things. Because I think 19, you're still very much so not yourself yet. I don't.

I don't know. You're on your way. You're on your way to being yourself. If you're retarded, I guess. You're stupid fucking mind that when people

are smashing at a bar no one's thinking, is this person mature? Has there a frontal little cortex completely different? No, they're just like pussy. You know what?

Like, you know what I mean? You know what also eviscerated this for me? Was that when I met people who were like 40 and like 50 who are just,

they got the brains of 11 year olds. Yeah, we think about me. I'm just like, how we're in this situation that we're in right now. Right now. in our country.

Yeah. And I think about like somehow being 25 plus is going to mentally mature you. Yeah. What was that meme where it's like she was 25, you sick fuck. It's just like you're a person. You shouldn't. I mean, I say this obviously, but like even I like I'm aware of this kind of thing. Right.

Like we're even interpersonally for me. I'm just like because I've dated people who were like five years during me in my 20s, like late 20s. And I remember feeling weird about that. And that was like not really that big of a jump at all. And I felt weird about it. So I understand that it's there. I think that's weird. I think that's weird for me, but that's only because of the fact that for me,

relating is a really huge thing. And I feel like generational gaps are a big problem for me mentally. Well, that's technically not a generation. Generational. Like, that's generations of gaps. Shannon Sharp was born. Oh, you mean, if we're talking about Shannon Sharp, because that is a legitimate, like, really.

No, that's a generation. That's what I'm saying. It's about a generational difference. It is. Not fundamentally. I think it is. But it's not like, it's not like something outlandish. We started doing this socially.

It's not outlandish. The generational things, the gap started getting smaller and smaller. We started doing it. It used to be per decade. It used to be per decade. No, it should be like about 25 years. Really? Yes.

I mean, technically, yeah, the most because it's like my child. It used to be. But again, so how we do things socially dictates almost everything, right? So socially now the gap is getting smaller and smaller. So now we're seeing people that are around 18 now. We're calling them like gen alpha or something. But that's not true. That's not how that works

Yeah, they're not alpha yet I mean it was just it was just decades That's for me I'll see this is decades You know It's just like I think for me like the idea Five years

It's getting smaller Five years is different Because of the fact That you were You were not Like I was done with high school Before you started it That's why I say this

For like five years Yeah if we were That's what my brain is See the thing is If we all are aware And watch the same shows Um Yes

Like mostly we talk about Dragon Ball Zee And all these certain things You just watch watched it a little bit younger. Sometimes I forget. Yeah, played the same games.

Like it's not like there's like, it's not, because me and my niece are like five years, five, six years, like almost six years apart. Mm-hmm. I remember vividly 9-11. She was born right after it or just before 20,

she was born just before it, you know? Yeah, that's a bit of a different, that's a bit of a different experience. That's a weird example of like somebody who's like, it'd be like, hey, uh, you know, well, that's where that's about that guy,

do you remember? Well, yeah, but in your specific situation, You know, but if that gap was just moved, right? There's, there's things. If you just move the gap, say if you guys were in the same gap, but you guys were just older. Yeah, and you both remember 9-11. Now you guys are going to remember.

That's like us. It's literally us. I think it's the idea of this. I don't know. Like, it's arbitrary and I'm very aware of this arbitrary. I'm not trying to say it's like a critical standard. The only thing is like, I completely think it's okay for you to have that feeling. Like I, my thing is when people start shaming other people where I'm like, you have your own morals and stuff like that where this is not an illegal.

thing you can do at a fucking 19 year old. If you have your own codes and stuff and your values, you'm like, I wouldn't do that. And I'm like, yeah, totally, I get that. But if you're going out of your way and be like, what the fuck are you doing to other people? And I'm like, I'm not doing it. I'm thinking like, I think it's kind of like how like the conservatives, you know how they like, oh, my values are the only ones that are important. Yeah. And it's like, uh, like, let's not, let's not go there.

I think we can all kind of collectively, even if you're conservative. Well, that's not true. I was going to say, because there's a lot of them that would. No, absolutely. Would you let Donald Trump marry your daughter at 10 years old? Let me back on. the pens on the contacts. I fully take that back. Yeah, never mind.

I never mind that. That was a bad example. But like I think there's a lot of us. societally can agree that you're 54 extremely rich. Fucking with a very young only fans model is a dumb recipe. Very stupid. It's a very dumb thing to do.

Especially as like, well, the other thing too is like, does he have a pattern of doing this? He has a, so I don't know how young. I'm going to say, probably

but I would imagine yeah he began I would probably bet on that he's a good looking in shape rich man yeah that's ex-athly extremely charismatic

Jesus Christ he sounds he's awesome he's an awesome person personality is fucking like triple prestige like it's so when I saw how fit he was

I was jaw dropped at his age he's obsessed because I was I knew who he was obviously back in his I wasn't alive really yet when he was really

playing but I knew who he was I was I played football. I played some position. Sure. And then I was like, oh,

he's probably still in jail. I saw him like pop back up in like 2016. I was like, oh, he's, wow, he's doing something. That's when he first started

his thing with Skip Baylis. Undisputed, yeah. And I was just like, oh, he's probably in pretty good shape. But he's only, and I saw it and I was like,

this guy is in insane shape. He's obsessed. Yeah, but he only, he's only in shape still because of the, the donated pelvis. I mean, absolutely.

Absolutely. He definitely, he's definitely like, he's a chimera of a man Yeah, yeah. He has, he's technically every ethnicity. Thank you, Chris. No problem.

Watch me run a mile. Watch me run a mile in a, in a, in eight minutes flat. Shane Sharp has a passive ability that wherever he walks into a room, everybody has no choice but to speak like him. This thing is. Can't you imagine. What's going to? We do it. Hey, hey, I'm doing real good.

I'm doing real good, man. My colon is a little sound right now. Shit is crazy, man. We can't go back to the cold. We're going to move on to questions. You could never, you could never catch me with something like that. I like the idea of this clip could be like, oh, a lot of people could listen to this clip about Shannon Sharper. If it was isolated, but then I throw in this colon shit and they're like, what the fuck's happening?

It's all over. No context whatsoever to why they're talking about colon. Sucking the juice out of his own colon. All right. Back up there you go. Let's get some questions. Skip. Skip.

Skip. Skip. General rule of thumb, though, don't have sex with people with a one in front of their name. Very, very, very safe bet. General rule, unless you're at that age. Even not even really, but like, yeah, you know. If I'm, if I'm that age, I'm, if I'm that age, I'm, I would be like, I'd be like, fuck you. Obviously.

But if you're that age, you shouldn't be listening to us anyway. If this is for adults, this show. If you're fucking anyone with you. This is a mature show for adults only, okay? Lex Friedman. Lex Friedman. That's that level. That's the level we're on.

Like, how low would you go? What do you mean? What do you mean? Like to sleep with somebody? What is your, like your... Right now?

Yeah. I don't think like that. But like, I think right now, um, uh, Jojo is gonna be 30 this year. And so that's a large gap

that's larger than like you guys, but like, I think everything against... I think at a certain point that the mission returns, you know, like immediately. Like to me,

the way that we talk like she knows... I don't think you're using that phrase right, but yeah. I don't, There's no return. There's nothing getting back. But like, but like,

but yeah, yeah. It's just like, we, we vibe on every, like all the shows. It's, again,

it's, it's, we have all the same. It's like you guys. It's very reminiscent of me, where we all watch the same things. There's no like, when I've taught,

like say, when I was at the gym yesterday, literally, there was this fucking 19 year old kid in the boxing area that wouldn't shut the fuck up. He's just a very talkative, Rizzy kind of guy.

So you shot him, right? Well, I wanted. hit him, but he was cool, and he actually knew a lot more about politics. We started getting into that subject, and I was, I was a little bit delighted that seeing somebody this young, but also there were terms that he was using that. I'm like, what are you talking about here? You know, to me, that's that shit. He said skibbity twice. That's the type of thing. And like,

that was like, Jan and Sharman must be of dealing with that shit. Yeah, yeah. Hearing things and it completely going out of his ear and just not. That's why it's like, why are you involved? Right. Yeah. To that certain point. To that extent, man, you just go, it's crazy. He's just nodding his head. Because there's plenty of bad blad. There's plenty of bad bidses that are just like. There was a baddie on his. Slightly old. Yes.

There was a baddie on his show that he was flirting with because, well, she was flirting with him. But the funny thing about this, he was doing, there's a formula that some people use. It's like age plus something. I can't remember what it is. Oh, yeah. I don't remember. It was something like, I know what you're talking about. The audience knows.

Somebody will know. So he was trying to do this math because there's this girl that I think she was in her 30s or she was about. to turn 30. She was like a thing around and he was trying to like do some math to like bump it up to where it would meet his standard. And it was like a joke. But she's 30. Exactly. It was a joke but it's That's awesome. I love that. Knowing now what we know, I'm like you bitch, you were doing this bit like as if you give a shit at all. That's so funny. I'm sure he piped that shit out of her after the show was over. Come here. Come here. Come here. Turn that camera off right now. He goes. He slats the camera in the dust. I think it's age Come up Michelle number two What the fuck was it

I don't know man It's something yeah I think for me it's just It was age I think dating is Dating is probably like no more than Half No more than three years

Younger I think No more than three Generally I think I mean there might be an exa Like if I don't know Some fucking famous You know what I mean If like some celebrity

Who happened to be like 25 Yeah You know Was like And I happen to be like Oh sure this would be interesting Yeah I just don't think about it I'm like I don't know

I have hard cutoffs. As long if it's like if we're, because to me it's like especially what I think about people who aren't in like loving relationships when they do. Because it's almost the same as someone's like, oh, I need a, I need a date someone who's above six feet or whatever. They have these hard cutoffs. And I'm like, you're missing so many good connections, potential connections by having these hard cutoffs. And I said this is specifically for people who are looking who are still in the dating pool. Yeah. You can have your preferences.

I think people have comfort zones. You know what I mean? Like I think my comfort zone is like probably three years in either direction. honestly like three years older three years younger it's kind of like it's just like if you follow that you might you know let's just say for sake argument like somebody the love of your life

is four years younger and what if you were like yeah and I was like oh sorry yeah it would be fucking insane so it's like you have your general ideas I don't believe I could truly love a woman that's true just stop there just stop right there that's perfect we're gonna move on to questions

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We'll make a good time Oh Nah shannon Did you see what I put in the chat These are put in the chat The pictures are put in the chat The pictures I put into the group chat today You didn't see them

Oh yeah I am I was gonna say We should show some of that art Dude we're getting some dope fan art in the in the email in the email I don't have it on my phone Could you pull some of that shit up? I have it all starred Go to the start section We should well hmm

What's the what's the time stand on this Put a bunch of them on Oh yeah Yeah Oh yeah I'll just put them on the hour I put them on the screen Yeah dude I put them on the screen

We're getting a lot of uh We're getting a lot of fan art I guess That's fucking crap I'm locked out of the email Are you Oh no wait I'm not I'm used to being locked out of the email So I don't I haven't made a habit of checking Okay I do have it now

Do you have access to any of eight I don't have access to the Instagram. I don't know. Yeah, I just have the Instagram. It's nice. I like to have someone put one of them as Darfa Jitler and I was like, yeah. Stupid Jitler joke. The Jitler things catch it on.

I hated that one. I love it. I mean, it looks cool, but like I was like stupid. I love Jitler, dude. I'm never going to let that die, bro. I know. All right. Somebody wrote in.

So John Jafari on Safari wrote in. John Jafari on Safari wrote in. He says, eh. Is that it? That's it. So you got your question Red, congratulations. Somebody else wrote a thorough question

and they're not going to get it read, you know? And they're going to be like, I can't believe he read fucking bad. You're such an ass. I only just thought of that after I read it. I only just thought of that. But thank you, John Jafari on Safari. I hope your birds are still alive, man.

Tell John trying to come on the show when he's next time he's in L.A. No, he's married. He's, he's. A lot of us are doing. stuff, Chris. No. All you gotta do is ask a question.

Yeah, stop. I know. Are you showing more? It's just, we were just talking about it. Kingston, I swear he doesn't listen. I said,

I'm gonna put it on the screen. But I love it. I love this so much. That's me. I'm blurring that. And then I'm not gonna show that. You should, you should actually,

from now on. Just punish everyone. You should, you should take that camera and just zoom in it on me and then never cut, just so we can never cut to Kings. I think that'd be hilarious.

Disembodied voice the whole episode? That's funny. That'd be even funny. I think like DJ Vlad, you know? Like I was just always never on camera. What do you think about, uh, gay sex? What do you think about black people being, uh, humiliated? Isn't that funny?

Who's, who's this? Isn't that funny? DJ Vlad is some dumb Russian or something. Of course he's a real person. Well, yeah, he interviews like, uh, you mostly people in hip-hop. He used to be a DJ proper and then he, people started not liking him. Dude, I could have sworn. Sticks his nose and everything.

Of course he does. DJ Vlad. I could have sworn you invented that character Oh, he thought it was like Vacula? Vlacula. Vlacula? God damn. Anyway. Vlad, son of the dragon.

All right, so Bito Maimito wrote in. Nice, nice. Bito Maimito. Says, hello Lord Derek, Emperor Chris, and Peasantston. Oh, nice. Upon Chris's recommendation, I watched Severance and is now in my list of top ten shows. Nice. It's really great.

My question is, if you could severance, yourself for a job task or period of your life, would you do it? No. I don't want to split my consciousness into two warring factions. I do. That sounds like hell. I want to have my happiness and then when I'm with Lily.

That's crazy. So you get to just every time you leave the house. I'm happy. You forget your life in the house and so you're like carefree and you're like, ooh, I get to live. I'm so happy. I'm not burning. Yeah, I'm not burning. And then you go in.

I do like cartwheels and stuff. But then from the, from House Kingston's perspective, he's always locked in there. And he always has to deal with Lily's nonsense. I think House Kings would just kill himself. Kingston, I need you to clean the house 20 times right now. Kingston, I need you to shave the Chupacabra. It's getting really dirty.

It's getting hairy and long. It doesn't look good anymore. It would just be me dangling from. I don't know. We don't have anything really dangle from. Kingston, stop trying to hear you. Cuts the rope down. What's the matter?

Lily, my daughter-in-law. My daughter-in-law. Is he trying to murder himself again? He can't die. You know, he can't die like eventually. We are killing this. We're running this joke. This is a cola joke type's 50, dude.

It's appropriate that we're beating Kingston's dad to death. It's funny because our friends are doing it now, too. They're getting into Kingson's dad. Yeah, because I showed up because we were going to do a thing. And I kicks in was like three hours, four hours late. So I showed up on time, obviously.

And so I just had a lot of time just hanging out with them. I spread it amongst them. Oh, good. Yeah, so now they're all doing. Dude, people wrote into the sacred a couple times with that. Yeah. Oh. I like the idea of like your guys be like, what the fuck is that?

Yeah. Like hearing this shit out of context. Like, what was that? I have to explain so many things. Colin. So often. Aw. Like somebody with like an insane.

Somebody with an insane name will write in and then Colin will read it. I'll be like. Is that one of you guys? Is that one of your guys? Come on. You know. Yes. You know it is.

Of course it is. I want people to have more Colin related names in our, in our, in our, someone's going to be Colin Moriarty. Yeah. It's going to be straight up Colin Moriarty. Collins, Colin. Yeah, everybody, everybody change your name instead of Tiki David. Everybody change your name, if you can, do Colin Moriarty.

No trickery with it. No nothing. I want to get to a point where we're reading the credits and I have to say Colin Moriarty 50 times in a row. I love that, dude. Yeah, go ahead. I love it getting to him too. Yeah, I've seen the crossover. He's like, what's happening?

Yeah. He gets like 50 questions for Calvoriariari, but they're all different Colorado. He doesn't know why he needs to start or end and he's just confused. What if he was like, did I do this? It gets that crazy. I can't take it anymore. Colin's been teetering on the edge of suicide for a long time. It's like a little like a clown on a ball on a fucking on a pin.

It's like that scene in Cat in the Hat, but like there's no whimsy at all. So he's really in danger. It's just bad. If he falls, he will die. his magic's not going to activate. He does not restart it. Nine inch males. Do we wait?

Did we answer the question? I don't remember what it was. I don't remember. Oh yeah. We said we wouldn't. Nine inch males. Nine inch males. Right.

He says, hi boys. Actually, it's for Derek. Derek again. Fuck you, Kingston, specifically. Whoa. Oh, nice. Oh, geez. God damn.

What's your feeling on the new slash upcoming ghost stuff that's come out? Would love to hear your thoughts about the album once it's out, piss and peace. Oh, piss. Did I say piss and peace?

It says piss and peace. Oh, piss and peace. I don't know, man. Don't try to make sense of it. I remember the old head in the first game, the safety and peace, Al-Tayr. And then he, like, tries to kill you.

And I'm like, Requisca timpache, you bastard. Like, I knew, I love, uh, they put, uh, they put, uh, J.D. Vance in the fucking Assassin's Creed, uh, drip and I was like, that makes so much sense. Oh, 100%. That makes so much sense. Walking up to the Pope?

Yeah. I was like, of course. Requisca timpache, Francis. But he doesn't even do that. He just like, he does his faces. He just like, oh, yeah. And then Charlie Kirk comes to. Yeah.

That fucking video is awesome. That became a video of Charlie Kirk or R.FK and fucking J.D. Vance killing that baby is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Fantastic. The noise Charlie Kirk makes in that video is fucking so scared. Like, it's actually genuinely unnerving. Like, I feel like it's like the sound of like a cryptid that used to be a really big problem for humanity. But like has since been dealt with.

but there's like a like a lingering genetic memory that tells us we should be afraid of it. Right, right, right. I like that. It was really descriptive. It was really awkward. That was a weird amount of detail. Yeah.

I like to think that Charlie Kirk knows when he's going to die. Why? Just constantly. That's why he's constantly trying to get his mind changed. And he's trying to have as many experiences as possible before his time runs out. I like him waking up sad knowing that like he's got like maybe seven months left. Yeah. I fucking

one day more he's tallying the days in his arm let's go it would be so it would be so metal if he wasn't

so dumb and stupid yeah and obviously gay and all stupid and gay absolutely he's so homosexual so they all are it sucks

it's so annoying that I'm like bro you think Ben Shapiro's probably gay um Ben Shapiro's bi probably I can say he hasn't met the right guy but like I think

he probably experimented in school I feel like Benchip I feel like Ben Shapiro kissed the dick and like he thought he was gonna react way more like aggressively towards it. He was like, oh.

You got really curious about what a foreskin was. I do think. He's like, can you show me your foreskin? In fact, I'm very curious. Excuse me, are you Mexican? I imagine you're not circumcised. Can I see your penis.

Might I see your foreskin? May I please borrow under your foreskin? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't give a fuck what you do. Okay. Show me your foreskin now.

How much to show you? Show me your foreskin. I don't know. $50. How about the deed of the daily wire? I can pick a Hope Depot Gives them the deed to the Holy Wire This guy just shows him his dick

I like the idea that there's a deed That is so insane That there's a deed to the daily wire Oh and I guess Man he shows him his uncircumcised penis And like in fact that's actually Can I give everyone kiss May I kiss it?

May I'll get a while My name bar are yours I guess man Can I get one more bloke? Can I get one more blumpkin? All right Michael Rojas. So I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, yeah, I haven't listened.

I haven't ready to go. I didn't have time to listen to it last night I was going to because it just dropped last night. Yeah. So from what I've heard of it so far. I mean, it sounds good, but I don't know, man. I'm kind of, I don't know how to, it's usually I only, I just haven't had anything hit as, as a meteorra back in 2015. I just think that album just, I don't know.

was just something special about that. Meteora. I just said Meteora, didn't I? You did? Yeah, I don't say from Lincoln. That is the wrong. You said Meteora from 2015, and my brain was like, I felt like I was short-circuiting. I'm glad that you caught me saying that because I wouldn't have noticed it.

Yeah, I only caught, I had to get it out because I was panicking. Now I, can you imagine it came out that late? Yeah. See, now I ruined it because now I can't remember what the actual album called. It's like Midees? Is it something close to me? Yes, it is. Media rights?

Meteor. No, hold on. Mr. Meaty. Mr. Meetiora. It's a puppet show about Lincoln Park. Mr. Meteora. And meet, I guess. Miliora.

Miliora. Very close, but I... That is pretty close, yeah. Okay. I can see why you misspoke. Yeah, that, I mean, even though some of their recent albums are much more popular. See. But like, say, I don't know, one of my favorite songs.

I just like more stuff that's there. Well, to be fair, they released the song actually on this album that's very reminiscent to one of my favorite songs that there is called Searcy. And so it's probably going to be good. It seems good. We'll see what happens, man. I like ghosts. Oh, what the fuck? I'm wearing ghost.

Oh, whoa. I just realized that right now. That's crazy, actually. Just wasn't planned to just, you know, throw on something, whatever's on the coat hanger. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. All right.

Yeah. I like them. A lot of people don't like them. I don't care. Yeah. I have an idea of an interjection, right? Nothing to do with this at all at all. Oh, great.

So you know, Xerxes, right? Yes. That, uh, that character from, um, 300? From 300. Uh-huh. And his name was Jerksies. And instead of, and instead of trying to get the Spartans to like, you know, join the Persian Empire, he just jerked all their dicks off.

Just the 300? Just the 300? Or all of them? Every man. Depress it. Every man. So he's jerksies and he gets everybody to join the person army by jerking them off. Yeah, first he gets that little Humpty Dumpty looking nigga and he jerks him to completion.

Oh, he definitely jerked him off. It takes a long jerk though. There's a long jerk for that one. Yeah, because he's a he's a gooner. So he has a lot of experience. He's like takes them a long time to come. Yeah, no, I get it. I'm physically being hurt by the fact that I made this. You know, like the immortals, like they were like doing their own thing, you know, in Japan or whatever the fuck they are. And then they jerked them off.

Like, you know, I like the Persian Army. This is good. I just got so tired. Yeah. I just got so tired. I did physical damage. I think my spirit tried to stand up out of my body and I was just holding it down. I felt like area AEOE damage when I said that.

You fucking area of effect. Yeah. You fucked everybody. It's like Shand Sharpe when he walks in the room makes everybody talk like him. Right. The AOE is strong. But dude, yeah, I don't know. He's really.

Jerksies You're not going to get in my way this time Shannon you're black I've never listened I've never listened to ghosts I've heard of them You like a principle I just You'd like a lot of their stuff

I probably would There's a lot of shit The thing that's bugging me right now So Rise Against us is coming out With the new album right Yeah And they have two singles out And I really don't fuck with either of them at all

Oh and that sucks And it's like the first time ever I think that that's Because there's only been one album before this where I'm like, oh, the mixing was kind of off. But I still liked it. This one's like mixing is like, it's just ruining everything.

Like I don't even know if, I can't even tell if the song underneath it is good or not because the mixing is so distractingly bad. That's what happened to me with the new Killswis and Gage album. Yeah. But the thing that upsets me is that it doesn't seem like most people, this is, I think this is a me problem. Specifically because I couldn't get it out. Pursle fucking.

Specific snake talk Specifically Yeah Specific Specific specifically Yeah Specifically significantly Yeah

I've been mixing so much Recently You know in the past few years That I noticed stuff that I never noticed Even with old shit that I listen to now I've noticed certain mistakes A little clipping error Like a lot of things is interesting

So now when I'm hearing Certain things happen And I'm like, oh, this sounds fucking terrible. But most people, I saw no criticism of the new Killswitch album as far as it sounding a mixed disaster. Yeah. And people are like, this is one of the best albums they've released in recent years. I don't agree. Even the songs are a little mid to me.

Yeah. And so I'm like, it is a bummer. I'm like, damn, what are you going to do? Yeah. I mean, they kills their day haven't released an album since 2019. So now they drop this one. And I'm like, damn, all these years later and they drop this. I don't understand.

I feel insane sometimes. Or one of their best albums recently just came out in 2012 or 2013 when their old singer came back. People still like all the older shit where this black guy, Coward was singing. That's still kind of like objectively their best guy. Howard?

Oh. It's not like I said Coward? I was like, his name's Coward. Coward the Couragelly dog. And he sings, but he, that's what's so weird about his dynamic because he sings so. powerful and like he's strong but he's a huge massive coward he's a giant pussy and he's also he

actually is a dog too so yeah i think i'm lying none of just i'm sure none of you have actually seen kills switch live so you don't even know if it's coward yeah so but uh yeah yeah so but uh yeah ghost check out ghost guys um i'll give you some starting things uh dance macabre oh i know that song great fucking song i know that song super fun song that's a classic song i fact People know about that people know about that song. There's some people that might have heard it and they're like, oh, I didn't know this was ghost. Because goes, because people probably see ghosts and they imagine if they haven't heard the music, they probably think they're like heavy. Like, no, they're like poppy dance rock fucking.

Some people call them Scooby-Doo rock because there's one song. They had one song called Square Hammer that has this like, it has this kind of like organ sound in the beginning that reminds them with Scooby-Doo. Now they're like, they're the Scooby-Doo band. That's so crazy. It's like, da-na-da. Yeah, nah, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. It sounds, it reminds it. Oh, yeah.

It gives people like that. You know that? Yeah. Yeah. And so. Scoop. I love that song. That's crazy.

So, Squarehammer's a fucking great song. There have a mini hits. Tobias Forge, who is the guy that does it all. He kind of sucks, but other than that, you know, just as a lot of all band members, they all quit. And whenever that happens, it's him. It's not them. Yeah. Usually.

Yeah. Safe bet. Ohana means you're gay road in They just I I I'm sorry He's

He just I wanted to get this Even though he already addressed Derek Shann Sharp Was accused of rape riff on that a bit Just want to acknowledge you We got we got to your thing All right

So technically this Your question's red I'm also counting that as a question You know Yeah Perfect I'm trying to get the average of Even if the questions suck

Or are redundant I like it I appreciate that Hello Hispanic man oh this is just it's it's his name's come but it's all small c you am come run he says hello Hispanic manic dark steel swiner and you get nothing derrick and then he'd the little sad people are why everybody's so mean what does it say what does it say it just has like a little

it's just like you get nothing derrick like why why exclude one of us you mess with one of us you mess with all of us as spider man Spirondy 1. You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir. Good day, beep. Oh.

Good day. And then it cuts out. Why would he call, what he called Charlie that? That would be amazing. He's colorblind. Charlie's essentially. He's colorblind.

I mean, I can't tell. Charlie is essentially a black man. If you really think about it, allegorically. Because he's destit. What? What video essay did you watch? Several.

Yeah. Several. I watched the, the unapologetic black man of Charlie, whatever his name is. Charlie Charlie Chocolate? I don't know. What is going to say?

I was going to say Charlie Chockelstein. Chockelstein. Chockelstein. Chockelstein is so fucking stupid. I knew you were destined to own this factory, Charlie Chockelstein. I just had to test you to make sure and you passed. Even though you didn't because you still broke the rules, actually. You were just the last people to do so.

I guess you're the last one who's not dead. Everyone else got killed or something. We took everybody in the backroom and executed them via firing squad. Be a concussing nuts to the back of the head. Mike TV is dead. Verruca Salt is dead. Fucking, I don't know, the pudgy. Boogart.

Violet Beauregard is dead. Oh, my God. What's the one the fat kid? Augustus Gloop. Is that real? Yeah. He's the one that drowns in the fucking lake. Augustus Gloop?

Augustus Gloop. Augustus Gloop. I mean. A great big greedy. So his last name is gloop and he's fat. Yeah, he's fat. So how is that any different than Choccolstein? Well, I can't.

You might as well to be like Charlie main character, Stan. Yeah, Baruka Salt, because she's like, you know, spicy. Yeah, spicy character. Sure. Violet Beauregard turns purple. Augustus Gloop is fat. You think the Ophillba's aider? You're making me...

What'd you say? It was ater. Like, when they bought it back. Are they carnivorous? Is that what you're asking? They're from Africa. No, they're not. Aren't they?

They're from Africa. No, they're from Umpaville. That's in Africa. Umpaville is in Africa? You fucking psycho. Aren't they from Africa or is Africa or South America? No, I think it's South America, actually. Apartite South Africa.

I think the new ones are South America. I think the old ones are African. I am from South Africa. I think this is another... The apartheid... The aparthe... apartheid was a really good thing. We ate Negroes till the...

We ate blacks till we could dance and sing. I am really racist. The stutter in racist. I was like, how do I fit that in that? Do you think you could... How many umpola was you can get to defeat? Like if they, like if three of them came in, yeah. If there are factory workers.

If they have tools, I'm fucked, but... I think by themselves, they're formidable, man. I could, I can probably take two of them, but then the third one will probably... It'll catch me off guard. You also have to understand that they must telepathically communicate, right? They must have a telepathic way. Do they? Well, they're able to sing songs on the fly in perfect, like, they understand what everybody, everybody has a dance,

they know what they're going to do, they know what they're going to say. You are absolutely correct. I think they've endorsed thousands of dances. And I think they have them all. So they're like a supercomputer that's gone through every scenario. That's actually way scarier. Well, no. So your implication, right, is that when somebody in the jogging factory dies ostensibly,

they're not actually singing and dancing. What happens is two oompa's roll in a TV like it's like a substitute teacher in school. And they wheel on a TV and they play one of the videos that they've recorded. No, no. That happens to be They have them all down pat And then when someone dies They're like oh this fits the

And he was like Yeah So they all go for the day When fucking Doctor Strange went through every possible scenario And so they just have them all Cued up

Charlie Charles That's Because I think If you go Ball to the Wall I think you could kill probably Quite a few Uppolumbah I don't think you're saying

Because I think if you're like I have to win No No Because how hard is it to buy out Opulububus jugular Are they Like it's probably not that hard.

But how much is it? By yours. Well, you can catch and grab one and then hold it. But then it's like, it'll be flailing and you eat the middle of it. You're occupied with two and then the rest got you, man. That's the problem. You have to make it so they can't get behind you. I think you're really underestimating these guys, man.

I think I'm not. Like, I think I kill a oompa lumpa pretty easily. I don't think you could. Bring a small person in. Like, my problem. They're not small people. They're umpalumpas. Yeah, they're not humans.

They're not humans. Powers. Yeah. Like you said they have their, they're, they're, they have the. I wonder how durable o'billoo is. They have the synchronicity of telepathy. Or not telepathy. Yeah, telepathy.

How durable. They definitely don't have telekinesis. I was like, hey, that's the wrong one. Because I think it hammered to the back of the head. It's crazy. They picked the whole boat up. Like the chumbawumbumbas.

Is that what did they do that? What do you call it from our family guy? What did they do? No, they're just talking about how God's not real. Oh, the little people. They're sad. No, it's because of a, it's because of the Joe. in the wheelchair.

He's abandoned you. Maybe he's forgotten you. That was one of the earliest things I remember seeing that made me like laugh. I thought that was great. That made me laugh hard. That was great because I was just like, wow, this is... Maybe he's abandoned you. This is very unapologetically like cruel.

Yeah. Anyway, his question is... Screw characters with plot armor. What's your favorite character with plot cancer? a character that the story is always against at all times. Oh, I got one easily. I got one too. Vigida.

Easily. Yeah, Vigida gets the proverbial pipe. Yeah, Gahan do, but Gahan gets random power-ups. Gohan gets... Random power-ups.

Gohan gets treated fairly but forgotten often, whereas Vigida gets a lot of attention, but is often mistreated. You know what I mean? Because Gohan's just like, he left. You know what I mean? He's not even a part of it,

which is disrespectful in its own way. But I would argue it's arguably more disrespectful to be in the entire thing forever and then constantly like not get away. I agree with that because I think the idea is people are like Gohan's fucking dumb that he doesn't want to fight. And it's like, you remember when he got kidnapped at four years old

and left in a forest for a year? Y'all forgot that part. Remember when he went to an alien planet at five and got his neck broken? Or when he or when he was eight. He's got a crazy life. Or or or. Or when he was six

And then he thought Spaceyler was coming to Earth And he put on armor and went to fight When he was, I don't know, learning schoolwork Or you know, when his dad died He had to raise his brother with his mind It's like, that's so dumb And I'm like It's it

The character that gets shot to the worst Is Gohan too But it's future Gohan Oh yeah, he has the worst existence He has the worst life ever in that world Because he's just by himself Fight in Android Then he gets

Chalked protecting Virginia's kid And he loses harm Why would you like I would just not be there I'm not doing this anymore Well Trump didn't do anything wrong He just was born you know

Yeah but I just had a certain point I'm like why I'm I'm gone I'm leaving it like I would have a dynamic actually I would just went to dynamic I'm out of here Oh they can't even just leave Because remember Denday and them die

So they can't even like They can't even use the dragon balls To leave I don't even think they can use science I don't even think they have ships that can... They probably don't have anything left. The time machine is probably the only thing they got, really. I guess so.

They don't have the time machine, but they don't have the ability to leave planet is crazy. I think it's more about a resource thing where it's like, hey, we can leave the planet or we can save reality. We could, you know, prevent this from happening. Which doesn't work. Yeah, it doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't. Yeah. It's not cyclical.

It's a different timeline. Yeah. It's like the worst thing where it's like. Branch theory. So what happens. You're not doing anything. Time travel is dumb. So they're like, oh, once we do this, if he succeeds, this will face. fade and it doesn't that crazy that the timeline of dragon ball isn't the main one like the one that

we follow to like now and super is not the main timeline what is the main timeline is the one where go on dies and trunks gets killed at every like trunks um has to grow up by himself what do you mean who says that because he that timeline's already in place i mean that one had that happened already so for him to come back in time and interact with the one that we are used to dealing with means that one is a secondary one. Is that what that means? It's not the main timeline. I don't know if that's how that works.

I don't know if that's how that works. Because how would you explain that? Well, because it, at a certain point, because what, say there was a first timeline, right? There was a first timeline and there's an entire way

that something played out. I would say that we don't know if that's the, well, all I can say is we don't, we don't officially know what's the, It would have to be the creator would have to say what's the official timeline. Only because I know what you're saying, but like something could have happened beyond, for example, the Android should happen. Something else that could have happened.

And then they jumped to another one that caused the Android thing to happen. You know what I'm assuming? It could be, but that one is younger. That timeline is younger than the one that we're following. The incursive event of what happened is all linearly the same until trunks a person from external timeline comes and interferes the time. Again, we don't, I guess the way that I feel about it is like, the main timeline is the one that I'm following. You know what I mean?

Like that's the time that we're focusing on. Like I can give a fuck. That one is a younger timeline. Sure. Perhaps. But also there may be, one before that. One before that.

Because like say, which could have led to the Android thing happening. Okay. Yeah. I understand what to me. The timeline that we follow is a timeline that is inherently altered because of Trump's intervention. Yeah.

It's a much newer timeline. Yeah. I imagine somebody came in here, like somebody emerged to a portal and they walked up to you. And they were like, this is a secondary timeline. And then they left and you'd be like, all right. I'm like relative to you.

I guess I'm doing this one. This is mine. Care to elaborate, though? Can you not? Can you, can you? Can you, what? You almost like an Asian did up. Oh, I don't think he did.

I think he just spoke. No, he said, he said a rabberate. Is that Scooby-Doo or Asian? Asian Scooby-Doo. Reheed. With the only red man shoe, dude. He's had full men twos before. And R.

Damn. So in R. and are on the beginning of words and on L's is crazy Asians Hughby we would have a rough Do I did I Am I Conjuring this?

Did he have like the thing too? Yeah Like he's like dressed all A complete Asian I've seen that before I don't know if I'm pretty sure I have my racist brain That is not a racist caricature

That was made by a fan That was real I see like did indeed have I have that on my phone Do you? Of course I've had that printed on a cake for my birthday

I might be on my birthday cake this tomorrow my friends tried to get one of the cake artists to put a swastika on my cake that's crazy that's a little much when was this

eight it wasn't that it was just I think just before the When he was eight Yeah I think it was in just But the 2020 right before the pandemic happened

Oh I think it was that or something Or it was around that time That makes a That makes sense. And like, if it was like this year, I would have been like, I don't know, man. They said the best thing, though, like the best thing we can do is give you the tool to do it yourself. And so they put a vainy cock on it.

I like how they still accommodated you. Yeah, they still were like, oh, well, because I guess they convinced them because, you know, all my friends are brown. So I think they're like, okay, clearly it's not some white thing that they're actually, you know. So it's like, it's a joke. Our friends, a black man, this would be funny who are stupid like that. They're like, yeah, I get it, but I'm still not doing it. Yeah. I understand.

Imagine you had a kid, you had a kid's birthday party, right? And they're like, hey, let's bring out Kevin the Klansman and a fucking clan dude comes out. Oh, yeah, what's going on? Brother, brother. What's up, brother?

We got her, let's do our little lynching party. It's like a pinata, but it's a lynch. There's like a 10-old black kid sitting there and they just fucking string them up. They don't put on his neck. They put on his like a little arm, so he's like kind of dangles. Get your little sticks to beat the little negroes.

Boy. Please put me down. Please put me down. I remember that Kirby enthusiastic that kid gets obsessed with a

where Larry's just doodling swastikas because he's bored and some little gay kid walks in and he's like I love that design. And he sews like a pillow

with it on it as like a gift. Oh my God. That's funny. That shows so good. Being bored at drawing slaskas is insane.

Well it is Well, now, here's the thing about it. I remember seeing that shit on desks in school all the time. And I remember people doodling it, who I knew for a fact, were not, and still are to this day, not at all even close to being racist. Yeah. It literally was just so, you're in history class, you're bored, you're etching all sorts of shit in slurs, curse words, doodles. And then like, yeah, fucking, what is it, the high school S? I remember seeing so many of those, right?

That 3DS is. And so, like, seeing Larry do It was funny because I just like, I know for a fact that it's like, it must be like a universal thing. Up until recently where it became like, like it's not just a doodle anymore. Yeah,

now it's like weird because the thing that we all kind of assumed, which was like, hey, they're evil, right? Hey, Hitler sucks. Now that's like widely contested. At least on Twitter.

It's not really. On Twitter, really. In real world, it's still pretty fucking. In real world, everyone's like, yeah, no shit. But the fact that the. The conversation is that makes that feel like way worse. It's just like, I think it's strange,

like I think the swastika symbol from what it or the origin, the origin of it is inherently sort of an enticing visual thing, I guess. I think it's meant to be. Yeah. Like I think it's like the symbols.

I thought this is pretty interesting. I forgot how to do it. You went through the middle. The S? No, the swastika. It's weird that. You're starting. What are you doing?

I don't know what. What are you doing? Wait, hold on. He's doing something I'm fucking up Yeah No You don't intersect

You're so close It's like DNA Wait Yeah now make it face that way The way that you're starting I don't even know what you're doing at this point Is that hangman but like No the other

No Fuck me You're so mind-blowingly retarded I actually don't know if I can remember how to do it Like a stupid Nazi It's that simple It's interesting that like I've never seen I usually see people start from the right.

I don't write like a normal person. I mean, I don't think the swastick is very often. I was taught how to write by like a, I was, I was taught how to write by a left-handed teacher. So I write everything left-handed with my right hand. Interesting. It's all fucked up. I didn't even know that there was a difference, really. There is, there, I mean, I've had people point out to me.

Yeah? Like, we're just like, how do you, I'll do your name, right? Okay. It's going to be really boring for the. Let's see. Let's see if it's any. This is gay. Oh, yeah.

So the way how you started your. the way how you uh so i don't do that that's not a left-handed thing so you start your e your lowercase from the bottom from the ending you start from the end and then you know i start that's the start to me yeah that's what i'm saying yeah i go i go from the interior out usually people well that's just how normally people will start with the small like in the middle loop it out and then finish but he starts from the finish but works his way backwards essentially yeah i start from the bottom and i work my way to the loop just like with the c he starts from the bottom and then does the half circle

from the bottom to the top, but usually people do it from the top to the bottom. So it's that in reverse. I wouldn't say that's the left thing. Your teachers is weird. When you draw a spiral, how do you start the spiral? What do you mean?

Like the spiral shape, how do you start it? I don't know if I ever thought about it. Let me do it. That would have to be like a... I don't even know either. I guess I would have to start from the... Just a spiral?

I'd probably have to start from the center and work my way out. Yeah, some people start from the exterior or worry. Oh. But like, there's no guarantee that it's going to be... I guess it's fine. I did both of them as he was trying to say like one of them's clearly not.

Because I thought like if you start from the outside, you have more chances of screwing up. I think you're right. I think that was a, that was lucky. You executed so well. I'm like, I won't fuck me. I did do it way more perfect. I did it better than actually. The other one.

Why am I saying anything? I'm going to just top. I always start going outward because it's like it's a mentality thing. How do you draw an ass? Where do you start? I start from the colon. Read the question. What do you start?

Draw butt cheeks right now. No, no, draw boobs. Where do you start? I don't know how to draw tits at all. See, this is why we got to get an overhead camera for the table. Yeah, actually, yeah. I'm going to see where you start. I'm going to see how he does it.

I wonder if I could, you know what? I have an old phone. I wonder if I can like find a way. He's already completely drawing tits like a like he's fucking five. That's an eyeball, you fucking idiot. Yeah, sure. We move on to this question From Swin

From Swin you look like the black version of blob I don't know what blob is The guy from X-Men I don't know man Oh say what was it Swin you look like the black version of blob The black version of Dude you should get the blob's drip though

Yeah like in the comics Like the comic book Where he has a it's like a leotard But like no sleeves and shit That shit's awesome He has like this like I think he has like a yellow belt It's like he has tights on But like no sleeves

he's like big but he also has Oh wow He has the muscles My lawyer Bob Blah Blah He used to dress like that Blah Blah Blah No his name's Bob La Blah Blah

Is it really that or Yeah Bob Blah That's not real at all That's real, it's a real person There's no one named Bob Blah Blah Blah Blah It's a guy named Blah Blah Blah man dude

You need a lawyer Like what do you You're not getting any business That was the fucking lawyer On Arrested Development I always love that name. That name killed me every time I heard it. Blah Blah's coming.

What a great show. Anyway, he says, this is my impersonating of a snart tank episode. Chris reads half a question. Sween interrupts about something not important. Derek says it's gay. Derek says it's gay. Two hours have passed,

two hours past half. A question has been read. And now Chris is reading the Patrions while Kingston struggles to stay awake and Derek interrupts every three names to call somebody someone no one has ever heard of gay anyway No one has ever heard of

Anyway if you If you had to fuck a fast food sandwich Three minutes after ordering it What sandwich are you fucking? That's so fucking crazy After that Like I'm gay By the way

First I'm sorry did he say the blob or blob He says blob Okay But it's not capitalized So, like, I don't know what I mean? He must be talking about this, but I just wanted to show you his thing. Oh, my God.

What the, no. Isn't that drip immaculate, though? He's got the yellow bell. That's a bit for sure. Like, I, dude. He's dressed like invincible kind of. He's got his. Oh, he's got his a little bit.

It's very true. I, if, man, if I, if I was, like, give me a few months. To achieve that perfection? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. because I just I've always loved that he's wearing that like why are you wearing this? Why is this? I mean, I love it, but also. Fuck a fast food sandwich. Why is this your uniform?

It's got to be something from Subway. You think so? Well, because I don't want to fuck a hot sandwich. Yeah. Well, why not actually? Because three minutes after,

it's too hot. Three minutes after ordering, you could potentially cool it off. Too hot. What if you opened it? You can open it, but three minutes. Dude,

do you want to risk fucking a sandwich that might give you like a degree of burn I guess not He's like yeah absolutely I know he does because he was talking about Pastery that was in the microwave For like 30 seconds or some shit That's right he told the story on the podcast

About how he walked around his neighborhood at night Naked fucking a pie on the street Yeah He saw American Pines like that's genius I'm gonna do that outside And in public at night in the dark What are you drawing? Spongob is so crazy

I'm drawing hung bob. That doesn't even look like hung bob. Hung bob dick pants. I don't know what it was. Hung bob dick. Yeah, whatever. It's already. I don't know.

Dude, I got to say, man, Earl of Sandwich, that place at Disney was fucking sick. That was one of the best sandwiches I've had to want. So you fuck that sandwich. But the only sandwiches I got there were hot sandwiches, so I don't know.

I think I'm going to, you know what, I'll just give love to my favorite sandwich. I don't think it'll feel the best. But, um, Yeah, I'm going to go with just an Italian sub. Coal cuts.

Okay. You know, it'll be cold and unpleasant, but I respect that sandwich a great deal. You can heat it. It'll, the friction will heat it up. Exactly. No. Yeah, that's how I'm trying to justify. I want to smoke the cheese of a sandwich with my thrust.

It's a good idea. It's crazy. I'm going to, so I am going to make an exception. I'm going to make Kingston SpongeBob fucking. Hung Bob. Hung Bob. Look at that. His dick sucks.

Is that his balls? Like both of them? The way that you've separated them is so baffling. They're not connected. Imagine if your shaft connected to your pelvis and then one ball was hanging off it and then it was a separate space where another ball was. I mean, I think we might know a little more about kicks than we wanted to do. So everybody looks like that.

It's what all balls would look like that. One of my balls is under my penis and the other one is doing his thing somewhere else. I will take the risk because three minutes might cool down this one sandwich, specifically because the au jus in the French dip, there's a French dip at Bertillo's. And the only Bertillo is in the area is in fucking Buena Park, so it sucks. Yeah. Way too far away.

But that, man, if you get the Italian beef there with some Swiss, man, best fucking sandwich. Or it might be mozzarella, actually. I think it's mozzarella. I'll just do a simple. Italian beef switched and then you put the OJ in the Oju in three minutes is going to cold down is going to make the sandwich cold because when you've ever had like a juice and that even though it's kind of hot and you put in the open air it's going to make the shit cold so then it'll be it'll be just the right temperature but that's a sandwich that I would be

willing to fuck because that's the best sandwich so I'm very picky about sandwiches personally very picky about sandwiches like making my own go get that go get it but I would I would just make a simple grotes I would heat it up on my dick of course you're really Let it cool off because I'm really about that. Okay. I think the caveat is three minutes after making. Can I make it? Can I make it?

Can I prepare it on my dicks inside of it? Take my dick out, then fuck it afterward. I don't know why you're trying to. I guess you can. Just answer the fucking question. It'd be a simple grill cheese sandwich. Just a simple grilled cheese? Do you like your cheese that much?

Okay, maybe a peanut butter and jelly then I guess. Ooh, that actually. Actually, that might be the best answer. That's the best one. Not chunky though, right? Of course chunky. Okay. I want some debris stuck in my peehole.

Yeah, I don't much like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at all, but like I think that makes the most sense. I'm not a salty sweet guy, man. I love PBNJs. I'm not a salty sweet guy. I like a peanut butter sandwich. Actually, as a matter of fact, that's what I have for dinner. I wasn't feeling very good. So I just, I wanted something light and had a peanut butter sandwich.

Right, right. I'm sure you felt great after that peanut butter sandwich for dinner. I definitely didn't. But I just wanted, I just want, I thought I need to put something in my stomach. Yeah, but like something in my stomach. Offensive. Yeah. Yeah.

I had some honey turkey, Swiss lettuce, tomato, a little bit of me. Nobody asks this. Oh, fucking A manning's. You don't like mayonnaise?

No, not at all. You don't like fucking egg come? No. I love mayonnaise. I think I'm, I like mayonnaise. I don't love it.

It smells so fucking disgusting. I don't understand all people find it appealing. I lightly. I lightly. Just might be my shit just like cilantro. Like also egg.

I can fuck cilantro. So, I stay away from that shit now. Yeah. So, so Italian. what was the sandwicher? Oh, Italian

French dip, Italian sub and then a peanut butter and J. Dude, it's the best OJew because you know how you're having French dips, right? Yeah. The best gravy, they call it gravy, right? The best, from Bertillo's, I've never tasted anything like it before.

I don't normally like, you know, people just love, like fat, like, hey, oh, give me pork, pig fat, whatever, you know, give me a lard, they'll just, like, drink bacon grease. That Oju, which is mainly just, like, meat fat, I would drink it.

Dude, like, so good. There's some, some things you eat and you just like, this is clearly bad for me. Yeah. But it's pretty, this is amazing. Yeah, like, I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna do it. There's this, uh, there's this place in Pasadena call, I think afters that we went to. Oh, God.

Have you been there? I love after. That place is fucked though. The milky bun? The milky bun. Oh, God. So this is a, this is a, this is, I'm not even exaggerating. This is a place where they give you basically a fresh donut.

and they fill the donut with ice cream. And it becomes like a sandwich, a donut ice cream sandwich, but it's really like a scalding hot donut and freezing ice cream. Sold me. And it's fucking awesome. You went there with me? No, I went there when Joe was in town after sushi. Because it was like walking distance from the place that we went to.

I'm going tomorrow before we all hang. This is go. Because I take my wife do something, I guess. Well, you probably, what? Maybe you guys don't want to eat. before you come over. Oh, because it's a lot of food.

There's going to be a lot of... When is it happening? Like six? I can't. I got marathon. I got marathon to play. I'm sorry. I got marathon to play.

So you're not coming? No, I'll probably go. You don't have to. I'll probably. We're going. We don't have to. My stupid wife got you a gift too. This is why I don't like this.

And I'm mad because... Can I ask you something? Why? Wait, hold on. Can I ask you something? Genuine real question. What's up? Have you ever been offended that I never got you?

gift? No, never. Okay, good. Never. That's because I, I really don't, I don't know. I feel like gifts are for family, you know what I mean? Or if I find something where I'm like, whoa, that's great and there's no reason attached to it. I prefer not to, I prefer, um, I prefer not to. I, if it's my first time, uh, experiencing somebody's birthday and I don't know the etiquette,

I'll default on bringing a gift. Yeah. Like for example. Actually, I did get you that fucking, uh, Gohan plush, actually. What did I get you? That's on my birthday or Christmas. I don't know. I think it was just like a random. I think I just I thought like you would like that. Yeah, I forgot it was. I got you one time, um,

uh, doom glass. Oh yeah. And, uh, Fortnite shirt. I remember the Fortnite shirt. I remember the Fortnite shirt.

That was the worst birthday ever, too. Because that was like, because that was like when me and Lacey were like, we had just split. Oh. But like she had planned this whole thing. I remember that at the freaking,

was she there? Yeah. Oh, fuck. I don't remember. It was in Ktown, right? Yeah. I was like, what the, I remember going there and I was like, what the fuck is going on right now? Yeah, I mean, Chris know all these people.

I do. I do know them. I was just like, but yeah, I do remember the Fortnite shirt I had for a long time. And the doom glass is cool. I still have that, my dad drinks out of that doom glass now. Oh, he does? Yeah. He's like, oh, but, um, but, uh, but uh, that was like, yeah, that was such a, that was, yeah, that was such a, that was.

Yeah, that was such a, that was, I was such a, I was just like, man, I was just like, man. I was just like, man. I don't want to be around anybody right now. I'm sad. You're not feeling good. That sucks, dude. It was a massive bummer. I really don't like, I don't like birthdays.

I don't really like them either. I don't like celebrations. I like celebrating other people. I don't like being the focus of the celebration. Right. That's why I like my birthday being connected to so many other people's because we get, we get the illusion of like, oh, it's for everybody else. But what sucks is that you and the person that is connected to both hate that shit. That is also true.

You and Mick both can't stand that shit. It's better though. It's better though if it's both of us. It's fronds some of the pain. of eat on each of you. I guess I just don't understand. Because we trapped you guys last year. Like, why don't we just, you know,

stop doing that shit? Like, I don't, I, I, I, I, let's say. Women. Well, so, Jojo, my wife respects me. And, you know, and I respect her because we're, we're the same in that. We were like, ah, I don't want to do something. Yeah, but Lily clearly doesn't respect Kingston.

How could you? I know. That's why I said that. That's why I said that. That's great. Ouch. Out. That's why I said that.

My wife respects me. That's wild. Oh, that's crazy. Well, I'm just like... I feel like you meant that. Well, it's just like, I just want... I would... Here's my position, man.

I feel like if it makes somebody uncomfortable, it's like, okay, we're not gonna do that. It's not like, it's not different. We're like, I would rather not do this. It's like, okay. I genuinely don't like the idea of this. That's what I mean. Like, it's just like...

And we had like a long argument about it. And I was just like, dude, I don't want this. I was like, I don't want this. But now it's raining earlier in the day. I'm so happy. I'm gonna bring balloons and shit. funny and it's funny to me because now it gets ruined a little bit and she's a little upset and I'm happy oh because it's going to rain tomorrow and I'm like this is fucking this is the

universe and she was like I she was like I feel like you fucking did this just stupid Native American blood and I'm like hey probably I was calling every I was calling everyone on that island I was like please help me out please ruin my birthday where is this thing fucking bus just crashed in your house. Yeah. Where is this thing happening?

It's at my house. Oh, what? They're doing Habachi at your house? Yeah. That's what I thought. I was like,

this is interesting. Because we have a big, sort of bigish out area, so we're just going to set up some tailhouse. Oh, outside. And do, yes. Not in my tiny ass house.

It's just filled with spiking all this. It's just burning me. I'm fine, guys, aren't you having fun? We're doing, she likes celebrating stuff. And it, her family doesn't respect

no for parties. I looked at tongue bob and I got fucking baffled. Yeah, because you said that she didn't want to do some big shit And then her mom was like, I don't care. Mom invited every fucking body. There was like 50 something people at her party and I was like, this is terrible. I'd be so mad. That's a wedding.

You know what I want to do for our wedding? And that's like a, that's like a wedding. No, I guess that's a reasonable. Like 25 per person. It's like what you do for a kid. Like when I remember being a kid, I'm seven years old and then the extended family came, we had a big thing. Even though I, the only reason I liked it is because.

they all felt obligated to buy toys for me. Yeah. So that was, I remember getting the, the ninja power ranger. I got two dragons swords. The clan ranger? Yeah,

I got the clan rangers and I got, I got two of the dragon swords. And my mom's like, oh, return one. I was like, what do you mean return one? What kid would not want two?

But she was like, oh, return one. And I'm like, are you going to give me the, you know what I mean? It was a very,

the classic parents. It's totally. I was like, how fucking dare you? Man, I only ever got, I only ever got socks and like fentanyol.

I'm not a birthday celebrating person I just never have been But I but I But I There you go son Fucking big ass pound of fentanyl That's actually an insane gift To get for your kid actually

Well that is so much money Yeah isn't a pound I feel like a pound of sentinel could kill Tens of millions of people A pound of fentanyl could probably kill any one thing That's like this on it's No but I mean like as a as a as a Not ingested in units

I just mean like as a as a potential source point of outward damage That's a that's like tens of millions of dead people Not tens of millions Would you rather have definitely a thousand? I think you'd kill 30 million people with a pound of fentanyl Yeah Would you rather have a pound of fentanyl?

No That could potentially kill millions or no Or would you rather have a sentinel That is programmed to kill certain people it thinks they're mutants you can't do anything about it What kind of what kind of what kind of mutants So the person is it like just a regular sentinel

Are we talking like Nimrod? Are we building like a Nimrod? Sorry hold on what Nimrod is right? Yes which is no we're not talking about So are we are we building That's crazy Are we are we are we

Are we building right now like a Like a like a little universe here About fentanyl Yeah Where there's like There's a sentinel Is it? Final Fantasy?

That's good. That's not bad. Final fantasy is pretty good. Cloud is leaning on his sword. He is fucking. They don't get shit done. That's a shirt. That is a fucking cloud

leaning, leaning mega heavy. He's leaning on his sword so heavy that the sword is slanted. Guys, it's the startup screen where the sword buried in the ground but it's just slanted cloud.

Look, we need to do. do this before this idea escapes and become yeah it needs we and I mean this we have to do this because I already know where this is going to lead if we don't establish it someone's going to steal it yeah

someone's going to steal it but they're also going to insert George Floyd into it oh that's true and I'm like I would love for this to be a concept before that happens that's fair yeah pieces because I was like oh no it's going to be like I'm going to be like it's going to be like George Floyd with cloud hair he's going to be like why would you ask this of me and I'm like I'll pay you

anything you anything. I'll give you a pound of fit. This is going to be your Final Fantasy? All right. Last question. I like that, dude. Commission that's for sure.

I'm going to ask her right now. I'm going to text her right now. Last question. If Sweene locked in, he'd look like the Max. The Max? Oh, the Max. I haven't thought about the Max.

What's the matter? It's a comic. Look at it. If you Google the Max and M-A-X-X, two Xes. You'll see. It's a crazy comic. I think there's like a really terrible

live action movie, but he's like this big purple dude with crazy looking teeth. Oh. Yeah. I remember the style of comedy looking really cool. But it was very strange.

But anyway, he wrote in. He says, when is the Sween YouTube's reversible plush coming out? Where if you turn him inside out, he's evil Kingston. Who is? Who's the evil one? Kingston or Sween?

No, I think it, I think the evil Kingston is that fucking picture. Oh my God. Fucking ogre me. That is, I wish. Ogreston. Where can we? Stin works for anything. By the way.

Yeah, you can put out anything. By the way, we did, we did pass 2000. Oh, we did. We did pass 2000 paid. What did we say we were going to do? I don't remember. Oh, we were going to skin Kingston alive and, and have Meetson join us on the show. Oh, right.

Let's not. So, I mean, we've done it. We made a promise. We're legally obliged. I really, you don't know. Promise? It's not like the fucking 4,200s. You're like, oh, I promise.

I got to, I gave me a cow. I got to give my daughter. Dude, our mantra on the podcast, promises made, promises kept. Yeah, our mantra on the podcast is, uh, we never lie. And we always do what we say we're going to do. Let's not. Like that election for our, uh, dictators. Right.

That we never do that we, that we, that we definitely did. Let's not do this. I don't want to, I don't want to get skinned. I will die. He'll be fine. We'll put it back on you. You don't have to die. Oh, you're right.

I got to lock in. I'm going to die. It's a choice, Kingston. It's always. It's like homelessness. No. And slavery. Yeah, exactly.

Who said that? Yay. Yanni A Quest. Yon A Quest. So stupid. What was that song? Oh, God. Cous.

You are the way I suck my cousins. That's not even him. I love. love that. Do you love the way of a song by my cousin's dick? Do you love a way of my cousin's dick?

That's fantastic. A little bit of a roll right now. Let's get the fuck out of here. That song sounds so dumb to me. It does. It just sounds like some slow fucking moron dying.

It is the personification of fentanyl. Yeah, it sounds like a fentanyl song. I was just like, oh, this is the final boss. This is like a future He would die Like you know like that Fencedon

It sounds like Fentston Yeah it sounds like Finsston Yeah Finsden Perfect When evil sweeten it consumes enough fentanyl He transforms it to Fenton Fentston

That's so crazy That would look so insane Written out Fenton Are you just like drooped Are you just like fucking like droopy the dog He's so droop that he falls And you have to fight

Like ethereal form of him Right so now listen We're going to end the show. We're going to read the names now. No. Our $25 and a patrons, remember, you two can have the honor.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, can join, get your name right at the end of the show, make me say whatever the fuck you want. However, one thing I ask of you,

again, I want as many of these names to be Colin Moriarty by at least the next time we record. Yeah. We need it. We need it done ASAP. So don't disappoint.

Lollin Corriardi, dude. don't listen to that don't do that I want Colin Moriarty as plain as day boring as fuck just shitty on his name subliminally is crazy no I just don't want like I don't want it to be like

oh it's like a little meme attached to it I just want the boring I just want the name don't be cute don't be cute at least once I want one episode where there's barely any non Colin Moriarty supporting the show that is so insane

that's gonna be good all right we're gonna read the names now all right I don't know the island I'm sucking my cousin and I'm biting. Suckin my cousin in biting.

Suckin'it my cousin ain't biting. Count me down. Three, two, one. I was conservative, then I then watched Chris. Now I hate cops, the alt-left pipeline. Look at that. Nice. Grade Taye Undersay

says, Lloyd, chocolate rain, rot. The clam. User or guildmaster. Kulshedra Edras. Can you guys put a butt plug inside Kingston that expands? a bit every time he spoils something until he ruptures like a boiled

ham. A boiled ham. Dude, that felt so grossly. That felt sexual in the worst way. Yeah, it's violating. Dude, boiled hams explode. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you.

It cuts out at the H. So I just made, I filled something in. Oh, so you put... I improvised it because it just says boiled H and then it cuts off. Damn, I wonder what that was going to be. Yeah, boiled.

It still is ham. Yeah, maybe, I mean, I don't know. Boiled homo? What is the most, I look at that's like the second most likely option for it. Not horse. Not horse. Boiled hummus. Boiled Hamas.

Not hat, not hair, not the homo. Not boiled me. It is what? Oh, I finished the DMC anime. Oh, oh, so did I. Yeah. It's fine. It's fine.

I thought the fact that they invaded hell, it was hilarious. That was, I was like, this is fucking awesome. They got in there. The fact that that's real is you're going to vote. I love the anti-American imperialistic So morbid. Overtones, really. It's not even fucking subtle at all.

Yeah. I appreciate that part of it. I appreciate the fucking, the vice president. He's great because he's so insane. Yeah, he's great. I'm sad that it is Kevin Conroy. And then, you know, that's kind of it. Yeah.

That's a bummer. Because he did a great fucking job. Right. I hate, I love how, like, Dante is like, yeah, maybe. It's worth being Like getting captured Yeah Immediately learns the right

He's just like Oh I was wrong Did do that Yeah, yeah right I should be bad That's insane Man I do agree with some people

They're like man I know you're not You're not supposed I guess I don't know who would like lady I don't think you're supposed to like her I think she's supposed to be a hard ass And she's supposed to be like Oh what an asshole

Yeah women like her a lot What That's I guess if you want to I don't know why you'd like that? I understand the empowering aspect of it, but also, I think that's all it is. She's a massive asshole, so I imagine you're not supposed to relate to that. I think it's the same way that like any bully character, like when Spider-Man bullies villains and stuff, he's always being a jackass. Yeah. It's kind of that thing, I think. I like, I like that for what it is. It's like why people like Joel, you know, it's like, he's getting anything done by any means necessary. And it's like, I can relate to him. You can relate to that. You can relate to that. I feel like the, people. like Joel because he's right. They, uh, yeah, they're,

I'm in between. I like Joel. They also don't display him in a way where, like, imagine if Joel the entire time was like, shut the fuck up, Ellie. Yeah. You know, like the entire time he's just being an asshole. Punches Ellie in a mouth. Slaps her.

There was a thing, you know, we saw her in the mirror where you can control her, like, emotions, her emoting. She's like, making silly faces. And Joel just comes and slaps on the back of the head. Slaps her into the mirror. Shut the fuck up, hell. Let's go. Fucking muting.

Get out here. I didn't even say anything. But like, uh, yeah. So, but she's being so over the top, like, cutty. So it's like, okay, I'm sure you're not supposed to like her. Shut the fuck I'm going to beat you to do. Get the brick. Get the break.

I've been hearing that so much. I know. It's been in the background of like somebody random fucking video. Did you see the video I said to you and the guy fucking getting a tree branch to like shove through his foot on the motorcycle? That shit was so bothersome. I didn't remember it. Because I was like, what do you do in that situation? I just happened.

Dude, it's, it's, so I'm going to break my rule here just because it's outlandish. Yeah, I don't want to see it. But I'm going to try it. And it's not gory at all. That's what's crazy, but it looks like a cartoon. You saw it, right? I saw it last night and I was, I don't share, because he was too calm. Yeah, I don't share, I don't share, I don't share gore with people.

I just don't, I just don't, I'm not into that. I don't want to see it. Usually you share like, but like, if something gory happens and it's just kind of like implied. Okay. Dude, it's fucking insane. Like, look at this. What? Oh, my God.

Isn't that insane? And the calmness, too. He's in shock. He immediately goes in shock. But, like, doesn't that look like a fucking... It looks like a glitch. It looks like his 3D model was clipping. How did that happen?

He hit a fucking sharp tree branch going real fucking hard. But, like, I... Going real fast, I should say. I don't even... I feel like... That's crazy. I feel like your feet is supposed to be on something if that, to happen. I think there's so many things that prevent that and it's like done bro. God, skimby.

That's so great. I was, what's done bro? All skibbitty dude. He says, he says, Skibbitty, Duke Dennis. Oh, no. He'll just like my motherfucking foot. And they're huckin on. Have you come your hands? Pinkie Winky. Dipsy. Oh, my God. My foot's done because I rode on my back way too fast. Ow, my fuck. I posted on the chat of the guy doing the front of the table

and landing on his neck and then turning into a digibon. Like he's Catholic lightning. He did do that. He probably has forever brain damage now. He probably thinks he's popatina. He probably thought he was like, fucking. He thought he was some recommitted. He legitimately thought he was probably.

Imagine getting hit so hard that from your perspective, if you are suddenly a Jedi. But like from everybody else, you're just seizing on the ground. You're just profoundly retarded. You're living through, you're living through a crazy power fantasy right now in your own brain.

You know all of Star Wars lore and now you are a very pivotal piece in Galactic history. Yeah. Your brain won't let you know what's really happening. So it's like, we can't let him know. Yeah, yeah. If he knows him, JPs and he's just going to die.

If he knows we're done, so like just play Star Wars for him. When you wake up a year later And you're like, I lived the whole life In the Glaxi Republic Racist Hokage Reporting Sween to the RFK autism registry No Oh yeah, that is a thing

I don't know anything about it though The industry? People are getting kind of scared about it Because they're collecting data And you know, he thinks Autism is curable Yeah He thinks outside influences cause autism

And so he's trying to figure out How to kill people that all that's because I'm like if you're going to cure them that means you're going to do something horrible to them well not necessarily what do you think I don't know I think they could maybe fake something like like what maybe they put the worm in the little

brain and it makes them less autistic I guess maybe a worm that feeds on autism you drop that in a sonic convention that worm will become a god look it'll turn in a shahalude from dude you know the thing is I know it would be controversial to even like say something like say we're in the future, nanobots are doing corrective surgery and stuff like that and

taking out cancers and stuff. Sure. Well, there would be a way, this is the argument. A lot of these people, they think nothing's wrong with them. Like, on the far end of the spectrum, it's like, okay, let's be real. It is a detriment to, it is very difficult to raise somebody. Yeah. It's a hurdle.

Yeah. On the very far into the spectrum, it is very hard to raise somebody with severe autism. So if nanobots could help them function, and this is where it gets controversial, like, more normal, right? Because that's the thing that's really offensive to say. Like that I feel like, okay, that's cool. RFK and his people aren't going to have anything like that. So they're probably going to like put, I don't know,

like that war and chow and just leftover camp. They're probably going to put, because they think, they just worm. What's that, they think fluoride fucks with their pineal glance. So they're probably going to reverse engineer and try to make it like, I think this is the problem. So they're going to take fluoride out of everything.

You know what's crazy about that too? Is that like, you can't do that to an American population. There's too much sugar in our food for us to not have fluoride in our water. It's insane. That isn't insane. Look at Britain for your only example. Chris, they're poisoning the population. They're all autistic and gay.

I'd rather be poisoned than look like a, look like I even have British teeth. Let me tell you. Look like you're in blood-borne. I understand. Everybody's fucking Father Glassgone or whatever He's his name. Father Gascoigne. You guys going.

You think you read. Is that the picture that everybody uses for those fucking British? Where that's Laceoskos? No, that's not him. That's like the fucking moonlight orphan or something. Yeah, I don't know what the hell that is. Moonlight orphan? Yeah, actually.

What the fuck? Like everything, there's always examples of like ugly shit and bloodborn. Like I was just looking, zooming in on the eyes of all these new like triple A and double A things and then, look at it. And then bloodborned. We're just like, oh, look at it's like, oh, look at all. These eyes. They're just doing this fucked up.

Think of the bloodborne eyes. That shit. That game is disgusting, man. It's pretty gross. The people that, the people were having a field day, like, creating a lot of those monsters. They were like, looking gross white people.

Look at all these various. It's a gross white people. Is that the purpose of From Software? And they were doing like, cartwheels and bad, like a little giggle on the floor. To showcase how disgusting this these people

Look at how gross the whites You know it didn't And shower To the 1500s right When did that Wait when does that night rain Come out It comes out

It comes out end of the next month Damn dude This is a I played a part of it already I played a little bit of it Though Did you play the same place I played it?

Possibly Yeah Do they have like Emotio stuff Like It's fucking awesome It's fucking Is there any shit

It is going to be really Really I think the The multi-placements That game Is probably gonna be insane Because it's just like what game what's another game that's similar to it best i can describe it it's like

it's like elton ring but it's elden ring but add in the battle royale isn't that it not battle royale it's like it's like a it's not battle ring like that's like your time yeah it's not battery i like there's a battle royale it's actually kind of an extraction game it's like isn't it's like don't you like go in and get weapons and then leave and if you die you lose them you're going you leave it's like it's like it's like roguelike as extraction like sure yeah i what's the name of the game uh starship trooper the game. What is it? Oh, hell divers. It's like hell divers and elder rink put together. Okay. Oh, interesting. Yeah, yeah, I'm, uh, there's too many. It's really, really, really cool. There's too many

fucking games right now. Like, over the last, like, it's, it's getting bad. Stop it. I didn't even, I haven't even gotten what you call it yet. Oblivion. I'm gonna play. When I get that, when I get that game, when I get that game, when I get that game, honestly, in my hands, because they got to play it like crazy. They got to iron out some performance stuff because I'm, I mean, it's running okay for me. It's like fine. What are you playing on? PC. Okay. There's a, there's a, there's already a good, um, um, um, Nexus. Nexus. patch. Oh, for the frame rate and stuff? Yeah.

Oh yeah. Make it a little, let me make it a little more stable. Yeah, because it's, it's a little, I mean, it's,

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, you'd be, you'd be better served waiting. Yeah. Especially because Oblivion's old.

Like, you're not, you know, there's no urgency to play. You see that all the broken shit that's in the game is still there. Oh,

oh dude, it's my favorite thing about it. You can max level your fucking lock picking by just constantly clicking on a lock that will unlatch. Yeah. And I'm like, that, why'd they do that?

Because people, I mean, it's the same reason that Halo 2 anniversary. Not why they do that. I think it's crazy that they did that. And it's like, here's the game literally itself again. It's, they just took the old experience and what people liked about it and made it more playable. Yeah. But they didn't like fix any of the things that people loved about it. Right.

And I, I guess that's the same thing with what Halo 2 anniversary did. They just like, here's a new coat of pain over everything. But like, you can still do all these glitches. You can still like sword bounce. You can still, you know, that's a great, that's a great way to handle those like classic legacy titles. Yeah, we're definitely not getting. I think he did a fucking great job with Oblivion. I agree. I'm excited to go back to it once I don't know off a marathon. I think that I think we're definitely gonna probably hear about. Claire Obscure. I'm really fucking excited about too. Apparently it's

amazing. No, I've heard nothing. That game, that game caught my eye fucking a like a year ago because that was the one that was like the it looked like persona but it was like this weird. It has Charlie Cox in it Daredebel. Not a massive weed persona. No, it looks like the weeish, but not really. I think this is one is... Not persona levels of cheap. It's like Eldridge. It's like... It's like taking the gameplay of persona,

but making it more like contemporary and not anime. And I'm totally into it. That's what I'm into. And apparently it's fucking great. So like that's sick. And then next month is fucking Night Rain and then Doom

is next month. You're going to be able to put up with all the turn base shit? I think I can't. Yeah, because I like turn base games. It's just like a lot of turn base games that I play happen to be I don't know.

like gay either too webish or so like turn based in a way that I'm just not Too much Yeah

like I think Baldus Gate is great I would never want them To change that game To like appeal to me Because it's just like It's whatever Yeah

But like that's almost like There's so much depth In that game That it makes me wish I could interact with it in real time You know what I mean Like it's just kind of like I'm yearning for that interactivity

I see Whereas like A game like Final Fantasy Like I can deal with that But I'm also like so Japanese it's so damn Japanese

Like I don't know if you There was a game that I played Because I love it Because like tactics games I like Gears tactics I thought was great Yeah Child of Light was this turn base Kind of combat game

From like Ubisoft a long time ago That I liked So I like it sometimes And this looks like I could get into it But then doom is next month And then like Yeah I'm gonna be all over fucking doom

I think this shit's on sale too Like you know Because I think What which one? That Claire shit No it's just 50 bucks Well it's like you've gone Steam that there's a sale going on.

Oh, for it? Yeah, and I think specifically because of oblivion. Yeah. Which is like unfortunate, you know. It's still doing really well, thankfully. They're not. They're not with no reason.

Well, what's good about that team, though, is like that's a team of like 50 people, maybe 30 people. Only 30 people did that. Which is fucking crazy, by the way. They're going to make their money back. Yeah, they're going to make their money back. They're going to be fine.

But it's nuts to be that 30 people did that. And they were all ex-UByssoft employees. What is Ubisoft doing with their talent, man? Suppressing it. Yeah, clearly. I know that the people Isn't the people that own Ubisoft Like the family are they

They're being forced to sell out Or something What is happening? I don't remember There's a weird bunch of shit There's a lot of business Talk about that That like probably

Like I'm not necessarily Super equipped to talk about In Accurate terms Yeah But from what I understand They're like spinning off Like Assassin's Creed

Far Cry And like all of these like Bigger things Into like this smaller subset Of Ubisoft It seems like They're getting ready To like divest from everything else

I don't know, man That company's been a mess For a long ass fucking time The skull and bones Fucking game I just don't know how I mean I know how it got fucked up But at the same time

It's like The blueprint was there Yeah It was already there People like them For a while Like they were Like people who might be a lot younger

Might not know this But like Ubisoft had a pretty good reputation For a while Until the really Fuck the Assassin's Creed game came out Which everyone that was Unity that game franchise was Unity because it launched with the Xbox

1S. Wait, that's not No, no, no. Did it? Yeah, so 1S came out and then it was like a bundle Unity, it came out around the same time. You can get an Xbox one because I bought one. Was that 2015? 2015. Yeah. So at the tail end 2015 I bought an Xbox 1S and a Saturdays community. So I got to

play it completely broken and it was hilariously bad. And I was like, oh, I can't actually play this game. I got deep enough to it. Dude, There were people just floating everywhere. I was just fucking death strained. And mind players looming over you.

I got stuck climbing one time and it looked like I was fucking the wall. It was like, oh, oh, oh, oh. And I was just like, okay, I guess I'm turning this off. I guess I'm done. Dun, no, no. It was around like 2013, 2015 kind of area where it started to kind of crumble because I remember the follow-to-farcry three was just kind of like, I don't think people disliked it But they were like

It's fine Yeah And then Assassin's Creed was like starting to stumble I mean they started to stumble With three obviously Yeah three was the best But three was like Before came out

And people were really happy The Black Flagg was great So like people with Oh maybe three was a fluke Yeah And then like Raymond What is it the Legends or Legends

Rayman Legends was great Child of Light I think came out of that time too Yeah They were doing a lot of good shit And like Reimel Legends origins were like Very hyper well received

Yeah I like I love that game. I think it's great. The freaking, the musical parts of that game were genuine, some of the best platformer I experienced in the video. Yeah, I remember Black Betty,

the Black Betty level really, really got me. And then they just started like, I don't know, coming sand into their own faces because it just got it. Crazy. They really fucked up. Yeah,

clearly the, yeah, they didn't recover after 2015, like, and they didn't, and instead of, instead of, like,

taking a moment to stop, I mean, they were like, let's keep writing out. They did take a break. They got favorability with origins. People liked Assassin's Creed Ordin. I didn't play it.

I played it way late. Because I was kind of like Assassin's Creed in Egypt. I don't give a shit personally. Because I was like, what am I going to climb a pyramid? Like what am I going to like what am I going to climb? It's fucking desolation. That is true. And then you do go to like Alexandria so it's like kind of cool.

Like you know, you have to. Yeah, you have parts of it where it looks kind of like. You can walk around a flat plane with one triangle. and be like, oh, the parkour here is immaculous. Legitimately, when you're in those areas, it's, I was like, this sucks. This is anti-Assassons Creed right now. But anyway, that's how I waited until it's Odyssey, which I always say an odyssey is an anomaly, in my opinion. I know it's people outside of like the people that play Assassin's Creed, they didn't play it either.

But just the people that did play were like, oh, this was great. And then everything else around it, it's just not good enough. Yeah. And the FAR cry was doing weird shit too because I think they had like Far Cry, uh, It was just one weird fucking game. Far Cry New Dawn that I just don't even understand what the fuck that was. That was one of the time that we started Sacred. It was like 2019.

And then Far Cry Primal, which was like the... That was one that received well, but again, outside of the hardcore people that play those games, nobody played it. Is that the way had a bear? No, no, that's Farquire. That was five, I think. That's the Bear Cheeseburger. Great. Yeah, his name is Cheesbrergerger.

But, yeah. To be fair, like, Far Cry is fun. It's just like... New Dawn, I think, was a set was a DLC, like a... It was like an in-between. It takes, well, there was, wait, what was number four? There was number four was that? Park Cry four was pagan men, I think.

Some, I can't even remember. In the Himalayas. Yeah, the Himalayas, and there's that boss, some blonde dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks off of African to me. I don't know what he was. I just assumed. I don't know.

Himalayan? Yeah, I really have no idea. This dude is Himalade. I really have no, I have no concept of that. I knew, no, I like about that. What I like about that game is that you can beat it by, like, sitting in the waiting room in the beginning. Oh, yeah. I learned about that.

That's really cool. Yeah, if you're actually waiting with ideas, people just get impatient. Anyway, we got here from RFK, by the way. Wow. Wow. Not insane. Avengers discrete battles. Oh, yeah, that's right.

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Why have I never heard that before That's what made me laugh That's what my comedy is Is this the obvious switch to two letters? Let me say the opposites of two things. Yeah, that's funny. That's the first time. Jeterson is just a funny name.

I'm Porton Jeterson. I'm poor and Jeterson. Ah. Aww. See, he was on Joe Rogans recently? Oh, I did hear about that. I think it was dead or something because I hadn't heard from so long. Isn't he like now kind of, wasn't there like a thing?

I feel I heard people complaining about him. I saw cat turd. Oh, oh, I wonder what he did. I think he said something about like, we've got a, call out I think it's because of the anti-Semitism stuff I think it's that that's the lens over it

but I think the idea is like hey we should call out bad bad people and excommunicate them from our community because it makes our side look worse or whatever yeah that's what I heard I don't know how accurate that is that's my understanding of what was being said they're mad that he was trying to be like reasonable he was trying to be reasonable that's usually

what happens right and then the catcher was like I never liked him anyway I'm like sure sure this guy is the most notorious flip-lopper of all time. Yeah, fucking loser. I'm like, oh, I love you R.K so much. No, I hate you. No, I love you.

And I'm like, okay, get the fuck out of here. Yeah. I already killed his dog. What? I already ran over his dog. Like, everyone. On purpose? Just because he's a cat? Probably.

You know, I've seen posters of like, oh, here's like an official convention featuring cat turd. And I'm like, are you guys not embarrassed? That's so crazy. I should suit him. Just kidding.

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Beautiful petite girl cock. Some of the shit they're saying is like, dude, like the whole baby killer thing like come on too baby killer where for Eli I was like dude that's just like come on dude wait what happened huh during the thing they were calling Eli a baby killer like a little while back because she was a part of the

because she had to be what she was also like the thing that they're focusing on even though I still don't care that they're like she gleefully wanted to go a part of the raids like she wanted to be a part of it oh she did like yeah she was like because she was just like an office person and she was like this is boring a shit and she like begged to go on the raids and she gleefully went a part of the raids

where they, you know, but from her perspective, they're a terrorist. She is a part of, you know, like, I can't, I can't fucking, look, I can't expect somebody to grow up in there and to have a different perspective, like, as if these are not the evil, bad people that are trying to harm us. Especially when they have to do military service anyway. Yeah, they're already there, do it. A lot of people don't

have, like, say, a reasonable person. There are some insane people, like there's a guy, I've mentioned what's bad and Panada, that won't give anybody any leeway. That's like, oh, nope, you did it, so you're bad. And it's like, well, dude, that's so many people have to do military service. It's mandatory. Shut the fuck up.

You know, so there's people who are being unreasonable that I don't want to be the arbiters or the forefront of these conversations. The people that are calling Ila that they're just being obtuse and being assholes. Yeah. No reason. It's not helping anything. Yeah, that's crazy. Although there is no proof that she didn't. That is true.

Like, I don't know what she did once you were there. Yeah, I have no idea. She might have held the fucking coffee. Like, I don't know what the fuck they were doing in the rain. Holding the coffee, doing stuff like that. Or she might have suplexed a baby. You don't know. You know Klein suplex like a baby.

Someone throws the baby to her and she grabs it and just throws it up. You see what a, uh, uh, that clips going around right now where a blade. He fucking does a vertical suplex like holds the guy up in the air and then fucking slaps them back. Drops it. And like that's been going around a lot lately. A lot of, I don't know why just just happens, you know, psych guys. But I've seen someone get suplexed for real. Really not fun.

It's not good. It's not a good. The way a body goes limp. When it takes enough damage, it's crazy. It's sad if Ely did that, you know, but we have no evidence to either or. Yeah. Can't definitively say. Schrodinger's shot baby, you know.

I mean, I don't know. Indirectly, I'm not sure if I've killed the baby or not, you know. There's a lot of people that have indirectly probably done a lot of horror. I played baseball, you know, what if I hit a, hit a ball, goes through a window, decks a baby's brain out. I've definitely given me. I don't know. I've definitely given people that were. allergic to things

things they were allergic to and I'm like, have a good day. This guy is true villain. I'm starting to learn. Maybe I'm starting to understand how. So you're a good,

you're a good person, you said? I might be, I never said that. I never said that. He said the opposite. I never said how Ethan feels who was like, you know,

man, I didn't, I truly didn't know what Hassan was about. You know, and you had a podcast podcast with him for like two years or something like that. And I'm starting to be like,

hmm. You know what I've never. I've never. Maybe it is possible. I've never alluded It's anything other than this. You're a bad person struggling to be good. That's what you said?

I didn't know. I feel like I'm the reverse. I feel like I'm the reverse. I think I used to be like a really good. And then I'm just, you know, I care so little now. I want to be good. I will afford.

Like I feel a draw to like, when I see like homeless people, it's like, I want to help. And I'm like, they might stab me. I never would. I hope one homeless person that's always in front of the 7-11 bar,

by our house. Oh, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know him. Well, yeah, yeah. So he asked for a sandwich. I gave him a sandwich, but he looked at it like I gave him the wrong sandwich. And I was like, I'm never giving anything. Yeah, I did that actually.

I think it might have been him or somebody else. It was one of the first interactions I had with him. He was like, hey, I need, I don't have, I think he was like a dollar short or something. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, here, just take a, you know. And then he left and he got his thing. and the cashier was like, you shouldn't have done that. He's always doing that shit.

The fucking loser, that guy. And they must know him more, you know what I mean? Yeah, they're probably right. You know, I'm sure a lot of these people are really, you know, but. I promise some people money and then I don't give it to them. I'm like, yeah, when I come back out, I got you. That's crazy. Then I go out to another way.

No, I did. I bought a kid of his chocolate, you know, some little fucking broccoli hair guy selling chocolate for his, you know, probably for a sports thing. Wait, you were just talking to some... Wait, you're... You lured a kid with candy, you said? Yeah, that's exactly what I said. I was like, hey, I was like, that's exactly... Yeah, I like, I got there.

What I do is that. I was like, I was this kid. I was like, I had this fucked up van. I was like, hey, kid, you know? I see that you're trying to... Hey, kid, you want to sell me some chocolate? You want to sell me some chocolate? Hop in the bat.

I'll buy a box. And then you do, actually. Yeah, I buy the whole thing. You... You bring him into the back of your van. You shut the door. You buy your chocolate. And then you open the door and...

Let him out. Let him out. And then, like, people are, like, horrified what they're seeing, but I literally did him a huge solid. Just to throw his own internal understanding of what he should and should not be cautious about off for the future. Oh, no, you're going to get him fucked for later. That's crazy. Is that more or less malicious than just? More, far more.

Well, not necessarily. Far more because you did that. You did this to him, and then you pretty much primed him for later. It's pretty. You primed him for another situation. You're giving him a cyst. So what might happen is because like if you did it, maybe you would have just ravaged him and then you would have let him out. But what you probably did is he's going to get.

I was thinking, kill him. Well, that's what I was thinking. The person that's going to do it for real is going to kill the kid afterwards. Right, right, right. And so you did set him up for worse failure, I guess. For sure. He set him up for pit. He set him up to fail.

Beautiful petite girl cock wrapped in a bow. I'm like, oh, I'm telling cookies. I'm like, oh, really good cookies. As it to their fingers. Like the Girl Scouts? Yeah. I got thin mince. And I take the cookies

And I throw them away I don't even eat them I open up the packs And I throw them away My daughter looks like Salvador Dali Like a fucking Salvador Dali painting now Because you didn't fucking

Buy her chocolate You piece of shit You asshole I want a villain max I want to do a week Of like villain maxing What happens? I won't come back

What did they Do they do that? What happened? I think it's just unsafe I thought that was like now No Or is it next month? I think it's later yeah

I always run into those people In the town center They show up a lot They do Yeah they walk around I haven't seen that shit actually. Well, I want my fucking peanut butter cookies, man. Yeah, I want my thin minutes, man.

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It's not twisted sisters. Yeah. Twisted brother. Andy, the man who's Candy's not back to Assyrian Forever Dandy. Jimmy rings in his fat-ass cheeks. Kingston and Chris's dads are arguing over who has slaughtered the most jungle-dwelling creatures.

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Bro, I'm a little conflicted about Going to that Dave Blunt show now What is the Kanye shit? Yeah What if he shows up? You get to meet Kanye Oh my God, there's actually probably It's like a non-zero chance of that

Yeah, actually Actually That's See, look man I wish What if you perform as Cousins alive And you miss it God

You know, wouldn't you kill yourself If you miss that? Would I kill you? brings his covenant on stage and starts flinging it right there. Look, man. Dave Bluntz rolls on stage. This shit's kind of funny, but it's like... What if that's how they enter the stage is that like it's Dave Blunts, but then Kanye's, it's like Catamari.

We're like, he's like rolling Dave Bluntz. He's rolling onto the stage. Look, I see, there's a part of me that wants to see that live, obviously. Of course. But also, I'm, I'm supporting somebody who's supporting this Nazi mania. Like, you know what I mean? Like, literally Dave Bluntz's lyrics are in that cousin's song. song. Yeah, but like, he will

Here's how I look at it. Dave Blount has like maybe seven weeks. You know, you gotta get in while you can't. He probably does. You know? I don't know how I feel about it because I actually did. There's no way his heart isn't like a square or something. Like something fucking. It's just 90% butter at this point.

Yeah, it's right angles constantly. Yeah, I don't know. I legitimately was thinking about getting a refund because I'm just kind of like, hey, bro. Like, I have my limits. I'm not really fond of supporting Nazis. I'm not sure. At all things considered being real. I don't know if I should go to the show. It's a little.

I should go to, though. I can't like, I just think it's an experience. Like, you already paid the money. Yeah. Yeah, it'll be a bitch.

You could get a refund, I guess, but I could because I think they would understand. Like, oh, he's powering around with a fucking Nazi right now. No, not see. Stop being a bitch. Go to the fucking thing, man. Come on. You know how many are probably like just chilling.

You know how many Nazis you probably fuck? Think about that. None. I'm happy to say. If I have If I have, I would be very surprised At least two for sure You fucked

Maybe one Openly like races There was a It was like a Filipino Mexican girl That I'm not I'm not super sure I don't know But I know her the least of all the people That I mean

So like there's a non zero chance Okay And compared to it She also did get canceled For saying the N-word return That was fun But uh Oh I remember

What's up? Yeah, don't worry about it Okay, I'm gonna try to hold on to that thought Because I want to know after the show Because I'm like, what? I definitely What? I don't know yeah

At least one girl was like low-key racist There's a juggleret girl She was definitely low-key racist Oh well The what? Oh, the juggalo? Of course. Shuckers!

Oh, a jugglerlet was racist. I know I know playing juggalo's that are definitely not racist people. Yeah, I know they'll say that. Definitely not racist No, no, no, when it was time to stand up for for for niggins. They were they were they were New comic just dropped

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Wembenyama? I don't know who the fuck that is. Victim Wemianama. Is that a real person? Yeah. It sounds like Wilmer Valderrama is a fake ass last name. Do you say Wilmer Valderrama? Yeah, that last name is like the fakes

thing I've ever seen. Is it? Valderama? Is that? I don't, just sounds like a... Valdarama is really like... It sounds like from like Maldonado to me.

I think the Rama part because like Rama is such a fucking like... Oh, okay. It's like a... What you associate it with? You know, it's the, you know, it's the... I can't think of an example, but I know what you mean. Yeah, exactly. The Rama.

Those are clearly like a proper Spanish name. It's like, welcome to the kingdom hearts of Rama, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just doesn't sound fucking real at all. I feel like, I feel like Maldonado and Valdarama are like actually Spanish people names. Like they're not like a combination of like the Spaniards. You're right. You're right.

Is it like these are names. It's like Rivera or something. Yeah. Like those are names of like people that. came here and did something. Let's see. Wilmer. What a stupid name?

Wilmer. What are you, a fucking pig? Wilbur is the pig. Oh, yeah. Valderom. What's this guy? I was thinking of fucking

the wife from Flintstones. That's Wilma. Oh, wow, he's only 45. What? Wilma is the wife. His name is Wilbur. Wilmer. No, that's, you're thinking of Bill Burr.

The comedian? Bill Byrne. The guy with the Negro wife. Oh, yeah. The Negro wife. Goatman. Beatles and Beatles in the dungeon. I don't have a kid together.

I don't know he had children. I don't know. Beatles in the dungeon. Gawk Klansman. Captain Jelkmerica projects... Protects dire wolf puppies from King's Dad. Mr. Sandman, give me your cream. The largest penis that I've ever seen.

Come, come, come, come. Please paint my lips like the White Cliffs of Dover. And I don't remember the rest of that. I put, like, I put Wilmer-Vol-Droma gay, and then it's like, then it's just talking about his, his, his fiancee, man. Like, it's, it's like, being like, no, he's not gay, in fact, he's engaged. Wilma Val-Romeran probably paid Google to do that. Hey, don't make me gay. Don't make me gay.

I don't know. I never seen enough of that show. Was he gay? No, I mean, he's flamboyant. He's just flamboyant. He was foreign. Very fine boy, but he was very flamboyant-old. He was always trying to get pussy, though.

Yeah. He was like, he was like, typical. The fact that he ends up with Jackie is hilarious at the end. Well, she hooked up with everybody at a certain point. Not really. Yeah, no, she got with Hyde. She was with Hyde and she was with... With everyone except for Eric.

Yeah. But like, she got with Hydeh, she got with... That was because Eric had a main interest. Yeah. Hyde Calceo and then... Little Beatle family mourning their gay patriarchagery. You saw a dick like a cartoon change a silhouette to a penis. Seth Myers, the actor comedian.

He got involved and then he started off having butt sex with Jackie, I think. Oh, really? Oh, wait, no. She might have got with Laura Prypon. What's her name in the show Donna. Donna. Donna. He got a Donna. He looked like a Donna. He was a fuck boy. Who? It was towards the latter

in the season where, uh, yeah, when the last season was the last season was that Myers is in the show? Yeah, Eric left and then I think Seth Myers came in as just another person to be in it. What the fuck? He leaves, every season five, yeah. That's so weird. No, and I see in like, uh, that's not real? This is not real? I thought he left in like season

because I thought they had, well, how many seasons they had? Guys, what are you talking about? Seth Myers in that 70 show? Yes. What? He was in one of the last seasons He's the final season So Eric comes back

For I think the last episode But I think there was more seasons Than five There was like... Really? I thought I don't know Because like... Eric didn't friends have something like that

It wasn't Paul Rudd joined friends In like the last season or something Paul Rudd was in I didn't know this I only know this because of an interview That he It was probably like a late night There was probably Conan or something right

He was talking about how like Yeah I was there for the finale And I felt like It was weird Because like I was I just haven't been here Totally out of place.

So like everybody was all crying. And I think he, I think Paul Red said, like, he walked off to a bunch of them when they were hung in. It's like, we did it, guys. And then he said nobody laughed. That's great. Or that's the gist of that story. Oh, no, there were eight seasons. Yeah, because I remember it being like closer to like 10.

And, yeah, Eric came back. It is closer to 10. It is. While closer than five. I remember Kelso leaves too. Oh, yeah. He goes off. I thought he came back or something.

Because he was doing punk. I guess just for an episode or something. He might have been doing punk, actually. He goes to, yeah, he's like, oh, I'm the- Absolutely. And he was like, since he was doing punk. I think he went to like the military or some shit till I get fucked by his, uh, uh,

he got a baby mama. He got some bitch pregnant. Oh, Laura fucks his older brother. Luke Wilson. We cannot get into the deep lore. Luke Wilson gets on the show. He is on the show, yes. And then, uh, he's, uh, Kelsey's older brother.

Sonic fans found a way to recompile Xbox 360 games. And fuck it. I'm too tired for this shit. You know, they switched to actors for Donna? Son. Not the same actress the whole time No it's not It's always been

Lord of Bonner No for a period of time You're thinking of Eric's sister Are you sure? Yeah 100% Yeah Donno has always been done I could have swore they I could be I could be very

I could be very wrong about it But I could have swore there was something I'm positive it's always been her Funny thing is Laura had a little sister Sorry not Laura Donna had a little sister That never went upstairs And never came back

Oh yeah one of it She never came back So she got killed That's really funny And yeah And yeah it was it was Eric's sister. She got into drugs and she got all fucked up

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I was another game that came out this year. This year's kind of stacked. Oh yeah. Fuck. I haven't played a year. It's a crazy couple years actually. Honestly? The world might be crumbling. and the industry also but like I mean we're getting good shit out of it um post clarity nut

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lived there on a mode of dust suspended in Sween's toothkept Sounds like the uh It's Carl Singh Announcer for a soul caliber Welcome to Soul Calibur. Welcome to Soul Calibur. This is the story of Kingston's Dad. A pale black man.

If you could ever imagine such a thing. You could be a pale black person. Exactly. That's what I fucking said. That's what I just fucking said, idiot. I just said that. I don't know. I know you don't know science like I do.

Because you're stupid and black and dumb and gay. none of which necessarily relate to one another, but they are descriptive. Yeah, that'll hook me so hard if I heard them say that in cosmos. Is it Cosmos? The vestness of the cosmos. Kingston is black and gay.

I believe. The astrol body Mars. It's just, it's just that one has nothing to do. Every Kingston's like, what? Here in the, here in the fun, I'm definitely not black. Here in the far reaches of space,

mysteries elude us. did I mention Kingston is fat black and gay and dumb and stupid and gay kingston being so gay black and fat dumb piece of shit

Kingston likes kingdom hearts which I find repugnant in the 70 he said this in the 70s I'm not even close I'm not even close to being born my biggest

my biggest my biggest fear is that one day we may live in a world where we're young black kids and young white kids can speak to each other openly. About Kingston being gay, fat, dumb, and black. He's a C-the-Gra. He's actually like, but he's,

but he's so well-spoken that it's like, I suppose there's tons of well-spoken racist. Throughout the entire-Sagin's not one of those. Throughout the cosmos, it's just a bunch of, like, fucking segregation, like, fucking propaganda. Yeah. Like, he's just pro-segregation propaganda. You get, like, hints of it through cosmos.

Like, he never says anything outwardly, but, like, maybe he does, like, a, throughout all the history on Earth. great leaders, like, you know, George Washington, and Martin Luther King, but then it cuts to it. Like, it's all actors playing these people. And then the actor for Martin Luther King is a white guy. Or an ape.

Or, yeah, oh, yeah, exactly. Dude, that's crazy. It's fucking Michael Jackson's, uh, Bobo. Oh, my God. The customer. Did you see John Valady did a fucking interview with Bobo or whatever? He didn't kill him? I don't know.

He goes on his fucking late night show. He had an interview with Bobo. It's him using a computer to speak, and it's him going like, everybody always wants to talk about the bad stuff. It's fucking, it's really good. That's funny. It's fucking stupid.

I love that show. It's just all bits that we would do that most companies would cut and not let happen. Yeah. And then he just does it. Craig the Canadian loss in hieroglyphics. Everything in the cosmos. Separate but equal.

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Kingston's uncle, gay nephew. It's Nern, not Nym. I don't know. Come. You all got to watch the song Squash Endward by Chris Lilly, who's a white Australian, wore blackface for the character. Oh, yeah.

Went to Levine's yesterday to get some pants. Pants for me and my niggas. Yeah. What the hell is that? Dude, that's unforgivable. Oh, really? Yeah. I was gonna steal him. I didn't have no money. I didn't recognize it.

I mean, I didn't recognize it. I love that video because this hair line is so fucking chopped. I've never seen a worst hairline in my life than his. Walt Huggins. You absolutely. You absolutely have. You absolutely have. On a black person. What was crazy about Wongong Gaggans is like his hairline's terrible, but it looks good. It works for him. It looks good on him. I don't know why.

He's the only person who could look good like that. Because he just rocks it. He rocks the fuck out of it because a lot of people would put their hair like the Logan Paul would put their hair forward to hide it. Yeah, he's like, no one of his fights, I saw his hair, like his shit is pushed. Logan Paul's hair line is with all that shit is on. I mean, they both save their hair because they have millions of dollars because their dad is bald

as shit. Yeah. So like genetically, they were cursed. Doesn't it come from like the mom or something? I think it does. Well, I mean, how could that I don't remember. I think I remember hearing it comes from the X chromosome. I think I remember hearing it comes from the other side. I think if your mom's dad is bald or something, I don't know

how true that is. I don't know how true that is either. It sounds like a fucking honestly, it sounds like a 90s Wives tale to all the people told him. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how true that is. I just see like, oh, my friend, Sal, you know, his dad's bald and he's bald. So I'm like, okay. Well, his dad. I'm just like you have a greater chance. Yeah.

You know, maybe I'm, maybe I'm wrong too. No, I mean, I have one bald uncle. Like my, what, the way that I think of it, it sounds plausible, but what if it is is what you're saying, you know, I've never looked into it. Yeah, my dad's not bald. He's got hair from both parents. And it's present on the X chromosome. That's why I say it comes from women.

because of an ex-formism. Oh, okay. So it's more likely to come from the, from the mother's family than, I guess? Yeah, I guess. Because you get an ex-combe along from your mom. You know, so if you're a man at your bald, lucky guy from your mother. That's interesting. Thanks a lot.

Women. Yeah, I didn't. I don't care. Slurping, stroke, and smoking, joking. Drip M.H. Lord of all drip. Stealing Sween's pelt in his sleeve and moving in moving in with his grandma to make her feel happy in her final years. Did I say this?

Okay, I saw Kingston's dad at the Gaza Strip And he said, you know, I could stop this, but I won't I could stop it. It's a crazy thing to say. Oh, you won't you blow me? That's so textbook evil. It is text book. Waiting for the Sween hunting tier, I want to spell.

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poisonous B.O. to kill the Pope. Sween's dad, oh, my baby boy, come meet your new stepfather, Wilson Fisk. Come take his last name. Kingston Fisk. That's got a bad ass

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top hat, no top, and the googly eyes on nipples. Oh my God. I just saw this episode of this show There's a Do you know the Detroiters? Yes It's it's um

When he's the prostitute right Tim Robinson's Old show before I think you should leave He had like a sitcom And it's pretty good It's honestly pretty funny But like

There's a scene where like They're trying to make somebody laugh Or like perform at like a funeral Or no it was like a 60th birthday And somebody had the idea To like It's like a giant top hat that goes over

your shoulder and then your nipples are eyes. Oh my gosh, it's the dad's the dad's party, right? Yeah, it's the dad's party. And they're all trying to make him laugh. It's really fucking stupid. It's the dumbest visual I think I've ever seen. Did you see the clip going around of him, uh, of like a guy to funeral at that show on that show? No. Where he's like, uh, it's the priest

and he's like, uh, you know, he's doing all his condolences and he goes like, hey, I hope you know that it was a good service, but like, those weren't real laughs. that you got like you got those because you're a priest you shouldn't feel funny so don't don't feel proud about today he's like everybody grieves in their own way son the black guy cut that black guy is so funny he is he's one of the funniest people

I've ever seen and he comes up and he goes like hey beautiful service I hope you don't feel like you deserve those laughs though it's like oh I just told them it's like oh you talk good oh yeah it's they're all like they're all like yeah it's anyone would ever fucking think that it's it's fucking crazy but he that guy is a really funny it guys are really underrated comedians Him and Tony Robbins together are way too funny.

Yeah, overpowered, I would say. Wave in when you. Was he ever on SNL or anything? That guy, no. Shockingly. I just, I mean. Or Tim even? Tim was.

Tim Robinson was on SNL. Okay. Yeah. For a little bit. Wave in when you, wave in the when you, but I went in the when you what? What are we talking about?

I read that completely perfectly. Actually, keep going. Keep going. Uh, pre-Raws, Blake 896. Ask Creed, enter. testicles, but it's pronounced like a Greek hero. JD Vance, Killing the Pope is canon. Das Goopie. I'm going to come in the

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It doesn't matter how hard you try. I like that. What is mine? I like that. The design is rhyme. To explain in due time. Oh, I know. Time is a...

Yeah. Oh! Well, that's more like Zach Dilaraka. Da-N-N-A-N-A-N-H. Kingston, the name of the planet in the Elder Scrolls is Nim. It's not Nirm.

You illiterate remedial horrid. I mean, that's a fair mistake. That looks like the same. Actually, genuinely, N-I-M and N-R-N look damn near fucking identical. I wouldn't even begrudge somebody to make a mistake. N-M?

N-R-M? Nern. Nern? That's my name in... Oh, that's my name in Elderskows? That's dumb. Gay.

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is actually Sween's dad. Oh, did I send the skull to Ethan glide? I like that he's afraid. Look, it's so funny. His fear feeds me. It's a scar. Yeah. Delicious jufeer.

Yum. He's having a ball in Gaza. Jufier, yay, my favor. Like that is like on a ground rolling. Jumping like Elon. Yeah, he did. But high. Like, it's like, it's just, it's high.

It's high enough to notice, but not so high that you're like, like, is that? Like, I guess a person could. That's, that's the highest I've ever seen anybody jump, but I guess a person could do that. Yeah, I guess, yeah. You know, like. Not him.

Not my dad. This fucking dark wall This yay Just like But he's inside his apartment So he's like hitting his head Really like hard He's like inside the floor

Someone else's house He's like yay look at them And he falls back though Hooray Fuck Ian Watkins for tainting HMV hell Sorry Miss Jackson Badly Brave dog the baby hunter

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Let's get the fuck out of here. Oh, here he comes. Watch out, boy. Oh, he's a dick eater. He's a dick eater. Oh, I just came in a dick eat. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Bye.