The Snark Tank - #321: One Man vs One Billion Insects

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

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Oh, really? Yeah, you know. My boy. Link. I barely did. Squatala, we are off. Squatala. Yes.

That's like that fucking Pauly Shore Pinocchio movie where he goes, iskid, iski-de-es-d-d-is-a-d- when he runs out the window. I don't remember that. There's a Polly Shore. That 2017 Pinocchio movie. There's an animated. I thought you were going to say like 90s.

No, this is like recent. With Polly Shore? Yeah. Playing whom? Pinocchio. I am so taking a back. God, it's real. It's, it's the strangest. Welcome to

a Stock Tank podcast. It's me Chris. It's him, uh, Sweeney, it's him Derek. So the IP's up for grabs. Is that what happening? Pinocchio? Is it public domain? I think it was. It's public domain. So they made that weird thing that you're talking about. Because it wasn't, it wasn't made by them. You got lies of penis,

I guess. Oh yeah. Liza like, it wasn't made by them. Like that is, they don't own that one. What do you mean? They never owned that. They never like, they never, they didn't create they don't want. They didn't create anything. anything. Yeah, they didn't create any of us. The Brothers Grimm, right, did most of the stuff. Yeah, so I think most of us was up for grad. Like, it was always in domain. They, they, they interpret it in a way that, well, I don't know exactly how you do it. But like, when you did a pool, when you pool is created by them. And then it went to public domain after us. I mean, Mickey, I think Mickey goes public domain. I think it did either last year or this year. No, no, Steamboat Willie, the original Mickey. Oh, yeah, Steamboat. Did enter public domain. Penish already. Yeah, that's what that is. Those things are fine. But like, Steamboat.

penis. Yeah, why'd you say that? Why would you say that? Why would you say that? Trash. That's crazy that you said that. That's, you're so immature, dude. Yeah, sure. Sure. Sure. They saw our text chat. They'd be like, oh, wow. They absolutely. What you responded with, I was just like, I was like clapping. I was like, I saved that so fast. Yeah, that should say, that should have saved my phone forever. It was the craziest thing I ever seen. It makes like 13 year old me like so. happy. Like seeing shit like that, it's like the pinnacle of stupid immature humor. It validates. It validates a part of us in this podcast. That's so funny because I feel like you because it's every everything he makes is always like a really is this. So hold on. We're talking. We're talking about something. We're talking about something that only we are,

we understand. Of course. It's completely. So I found. I found this image of, uh, it's that famous image of of Scorsese. Of Scorsese going cinema. Absolute cinema. I found this image of it. It just says absolute N words, hard R. Hard R. Like big, dude.

It is so, it's so striking. It was such a shocking thing to scroll through that I had to save it and I sent it to you guys. Yeah. I don't even, I sent something. I don't even remember because it got booted out of my memory. You said something that was not the same degree. It was not even a little bit. It wasn't even close. It was like Hydrogen Bomb versus coughing baby type situation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even remember what it was. It's rev up those dicks. Oh, yeah. Listen, welcome to the Stargangang Podcast. Patreon.com, Sastastastastastard. If you want to support the show, go on over there. There's a bunch of tiers.

There's a question asking tier. There's all sorts of shit. There's a really high tier where you get your name right at the end of the show. as is customary Yes Become immortalized forever Yeah become immortalized forever In the annals of history

When the aliens find us They'll be like Oh Who's a snark tank And all these people Must be their disciples And really important people Yeah the king of haphazard

Where's haphazard? Where is hapazard And who is the king What king? What king? They still had kings in this era That's crazy That's crazy

Who's Kingston's dad? Wow Who's Kingston's dad? Oh I put up a little compilation on the previous podcast. Oh, yeah, I saw. I did see it. Yeah.

All the images of my dad. Dude, some of them, there's this guy, man, I forgot his name. It's something like, I don't want to say. I was going to say his name wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember it's a playoff of something, his name, whatever. I was going to say like Bradophile, but that's not right. That's not right.

It's not, it's something in the same thing, but not fucked up. Sure. Yeah. Anyway, this guy, he made it a really good Kingston's dad. Like, did you see it? Yeah, it's in the, is the, it's in the, is the, it's a little, is it. He's a little chubby and he has the gun and he's like, yeah, like, is it the top left one? Yeah.

That dude, that was very striking. That's the best, like, I want, I definitely want that on a show. That's such a good, that is such a good image. It's crazy. 100%. Especially with no context. What the fuck is this? What that?

I was like, should it say anything or should it just be the picture? I feel like it should just be the picture. I was thinking about the, but like, maybe not. Maybe I'm a sleeve. That's kind of good, actually, on a sleeve. I got someone actually. creating what's a call it. No,

that. Final Fantasy, yeah. Oh, Final Fantasy. No, Final Fantasy. Not Hung Bob. That's what you pointed at Hung Bob. We have a Hung Bob in the audience. Yeah.

Nah. That lets you know what kind of show this is. Hung Bob. I don't think you can show that. I don't think it can actually show that on YouTube. Yeah, you can. I think it'll be able to tell what the fuck's going on with that. Yeah, we're fine.

He's roping, though. And if not, does it fucking matter? It doesn't matter. At this point? He's roping pretty hard, man. We're doing okay as far as the, there's a little bit of rehabilitation going on, I feel. And not every episode is getting demonetized.

That is true. Yeah, so, you know, but we'll see how the, what, I don't know if there's any actual real criteria. I don't know, the algorithm does what it wants. Yeah, it's completely butt-fuck random. Yeah. Do you think, I feel like hung bugs

is the kind of guy that could come in a ground and make a lake. All right. You know, like, does he come so much as it's like, I don't think, well, no. Does a, now I'm starting to think about what the, with the internal logic of a sponge expelling liquid, but not absorbing it. Mm. Mm.

With no force. You know, it has to be force. That's what I'm saying. Who's doing it? It, he sucks himself in. It, it gets tiny, then it acts out. It just shoots. Well, whatever.

We're going to jump into questions early because I want to experiment with getting as many questions right as possible. I'm sure we'll remember things to talk about throughout the show. But the first question comes from Colin Moriarty. Mm. Yeah. Shout out. Yeah, shout out to Colin.

It says, hello homo. Hello, Homo. It's definitely Colin. Nope. Taking the back. Hello, Homo. It's Thursday. Where's the episode?

Need for not kill self at job. Yours truly, Grug. This was posted six days ago. I wanted to read it because, you know, it's, we don't have an answer for this because the episode is out, but I just wanted to acknowledge the fact that Colin Moriarty wrote into our program here. I didn't know he was an avid listener to or say if there was like a delay of any sort that it really upset him. The idea he says he's going to kill himself on his job.

He's in the middle of recording with Chris. Yeah, yeah. He just blows his own brains out. He's not even paying attention to what's happening. No, he's like fully locked in and he's, boom. That is, you know, it's funny. As I was reading it. Hello Homo isn't very Colin, but I might kill myself at work.

That's pretty close. Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely him. Well, thank you. Thank you so much, Colin, for being a big fan of the podcast. Thanks for being a supporter as well. Yeah, like a paying, I didn't know that. Yeah, thank you, Colin.

Much appreciated, dude. Yeah, we got to get you on the show at some point soon. Mm-hmm. Keep paying with us, though. Yeah. Man of Action wrote in said last year, you said you were going to do an election extra ammo for your dictatorships and we haven't gotten anything since. Is that still happening or what? Let's ignore that.

No. Listen. Ignore it. So here's how I, here's was my idea. Yeah. But it's clearly like the joke didn't land at all. Was that we were going to have these, these pitches for our dictatorships. We each had an episode dedicated to pitching what our dictatorship would look like.

I had my own rules. Kingston had his own rules. Derek had his own rules. And the joke in my mind was that like, yeah, we promise an election will happen. But no such election will happen because it's dictatorships, right? Pretty meta. Yeah. But like everybody was that I got too cute with it.

I didn't really have an intention of really doing it at election. Yeah, it felt, it felt complete to me. Yeah, yeah. Like it felt like it was over. Finish felt complete to me. It felt like I was like cool. Yeah. But yeah. Also, I don't remember at all. What the fuck we talked about? No, I remember like one thing. Because it's just things in real life that I want actually.

Exactly. So I remember a couple of things. Right. I don't know where. Like, oh, just killing people for minor infractions that are, you know, because they're assholes. Yeah, I think you wanted to. I wanted to. Trebysh people into the sun, I think. Just, we'll just, just into the air. Oh, not the sun. They didn't have to. I think at some point there was an escalation where they would go directly into a wall. I don't remember. Something like that. I think Trebyshade at 500 miles an hour into a brick wall. Can we acknowledge that trebishing someone into a wall is the same as it's trebishing them up? Yes. No. But well, yes. One is less brutal, but you're going to die.

No, no, no. But it's, it's, it is very not the same. How are you going to argue this? Here's my argument, all right. a trebise directly into a wall is far more than terminal velocity. You understand? Like that amount of pressure throwing you directly into a wall like damn near point blank.

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I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Is absurd. Whereas like being thrown into the air.

No one, yeah, that is a merciless one. The other one is trying to detach yourself from a little bit. I'm like I just shot him up. I'm starting to jog my memory now that we're talking about it because, okay, people have fallen from planes and survived. Some people have fallen from buildings and survived. So you have a very small percentage that you could survive and that is your like, okay, you've paid your debt

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And it was like the backrooms thing where the guy endured the back rooms got out and it fell from the sky. What are you talking about? Remember you were watching the back rooms compilations? And the guy, we were in New York? I forgot what reason we were New York were. It was me, you and Lily. Was it for the, what the fuck were we there for? I don't remember, but we were in New York for some reason.

And what you would call it? We were taking a flight or something like that. And I was like, hey, Chris, come stay with me and Lily for the night. And then we'll all ship out together. But for some reason, like after enduring this terrible liberal space where fucking interpretive art canisters come at you and try to kill you, you fall out of this space from like 300 feet in the air. And it's like, oh, well, hopefully you survive. I apologize to the listeners. Our co-host is tweaking right now.

No, you didn't. I showed you guys this. He's tweaking up a storm. I'm not. I'm not twop. You're twill. I think he's on, he's on a lethal dose of. Fentanyl clearly

I don't know what Fentanyl does I think it makes you silly It's a hyper downer Oh really? Like it pulls you into the floor I guess that's why the zombies They walk around like all slanted And italicized

Yeah I'm italicized But uh I I know okay So I know what you're saying We watched back rooms videos In this Airbnb I think I was in New York

Visiting Family You were there as well But then we were going to To do a live show Yeah I think And then we happened to go from the same place. We were like, let's just leave from the same.

I don't remember. It bothers me that I barely remember. Yeah, because you go so seldom anyway. You don't go that often. Yeah, I guess not. I think you wouldn't remember. Were we on the same flight? I don't know.

That's what I'm saying. It's like, I don't understand why we would have been there recently together for any reason. No, we were on the same fight to Richmond, yeah, you were. Richmond, but did we go to... Was that... So was this Richmond and not New York? No, we were together in New York, we went to Richmond together. Oh, and then you went to Richmond from there.

Okay, that makes a little bit more sense. But no, I barely remember that. I thought you were talking about like an actual thing that happened to New York to us. No. Yeah, I first was thinking that and I'm like, oh, when did you, when did canisters, the paint attack you guys? Yeah, like, what the, I don't. The floor fallout. I was like, what the fuck were you?

What adventures you guys get into? And failed to mention it on the podcast. Yeah, never mentioned it. It's like Indiana Jones, how he's like, yeah, there's all those books. The series, the adventure serials where he like fights fucking quetz-o-coaddle or whatever the fuck and like he just never mentions it again. I saw a great video recently of like that was like, should Indiana Jones dedicate his life to Christ? Should he? Yeah, should he?

Because like he has no reason to not believe in Jesus. That's a good point. You know? Like he's witnessed the Ark of the Covenant. Yes. He's witnessed like fucking the Kalima shit. So clearly the supernatural shit happens. Yes, absolutely.

And then he fucking sees a knight of the Templars or whatever the fuck. He meets like a 700-year-old man who is guarding Jesus's chalice in the last crusade. And he watches it like heal his dad from a fucking bullet wound. Spoilers for the old Indiana Jones movies, by the way. Yeah, I can't believe you, Chris. I know. Damage. I'm damn near Kingston with that one.

Yeah. Yeah, dude. But like, yeah, it's a good point. That is a very good point. And apparently in the new movies, he says, That's something like I can't, I've seen things I can't explain, but I've come to learn. It's not so much what you believe. It's how hard do you believe it?

The fuck does that mean? Well, first of all, it means nothing. It's a complete, it is one of the most empty platitudes I've ever seen. Nothing about it interpreted or dissected makes any lick of sense. I keep hearing people say that if you take Indiana Jones out of all the movies, the movies still go on pretty much the same way. Certainly not. There's just like there's just like there's. It's just a cool focal point of it.

Like, I don't know. I wouldn't argue that exactly. No, that couldn't be more incorrect. What? How? I need to watch this video, I say. Watch it, watch it. Yeah, that's a crazy one.

Like, I think that dedicate his life to Christ, think is valid. He has no reason to be as suspicious as he is. Oh, sure. It's like, my favorite one is, my favorite one like that is like, is LeBron James of Ultramite? It's like a 35-minute video. And I watched it and I was laughing my ass off. People make videos about fucking anything now. That's fun.

Sounds fun. I love a little bit. That is so goddamn stupid, but clearly they're not being serious. That sounds fun. Muscular build. There's a guy. There's a guy. There's a guy.

It's like I like how it can be easily explained away by steroids. You know what I mean? I haven't found a lot of new content to watch really on YouTube. But there's one guy I found this dude, any Austin. Do you know any Austin? No. So he's just this, he's like this. I

This is gonna sound Mean but I mean it in like a sincere like positive way He's like a very like run of the mill kind of almost like somewhat boring guy Like he's like very straightforward he like goes into like statistics or whatever Okay, but he makes videos like do the rivers in Skyrim actually lead anywhere Oh I saw that video and do the power lines in Do the power lines in Liberty City? connected, like, do they make sense?

And the most recent one that he said, like, do the, do the pipes in Starfield actually go, like, do they mean anything? And they're pretty good videos, actually. The Skyburn is crazy because they all do lead to a certain point, like, up in the mountains. Yeah. That one is actually really fucking cool. That's the one that I saw. Yeah.

Boring's the wrong word. I guess, like, more like dry. I guess is what I mean to say. Very, very, um, on the spectrum type of, like, content. Yeah. Where, like, you're thinking things that people normally wouldn't focus on. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's awesome stuff.

Like, I have that level of, But it's like very specific Like I couldn't do that for anything that I was playing Yeah The fact that he can do that for like you know Just damn near anything that he's picking up is pretty awesome I love shit like that I love I love just explanations

Yeah Yeah I love stuff like that so I'm like often don't I like when people do People go out of their way to do things that I normally wouldn't think of like say And I'm believing in the remaster People are like oh look it I'm standing right here And I can see the third of the world you know Like so you can oh really that's cool

Yeah so it's like oh look it like fucking Skyrim And then people are saying like Parthenax would be there around this time too he'd still be there he'd be chilling oh he's not dead yet yeah he's not yeah you don't that's crazy you don't beat the piss on him oh wait wait uh you haven't beat the absolute piss out of him yet Parthenax is part of the dachs is being killed is so funny because he's literally like not bad at all

He's such a nice guy's like I'm just trying to help you I uh kill me isn't that Mario the first time yeah it's Mario right the voice actor for Parthanax I was like what you're talking about It's either Parthanax or Aldeween but I'm pretty sure it's Parthanax But yeah like uh that you're talking about the in the oblivion remaster right how you could see the

yeah that's really cool I love that shit yeah absolutely oblivion's so good by the way I've been having a lot of fun isn't it like one of the subcontinants right isn't like a subcontinent and mom for um

well they're all regions of Tamriel Tamriel's the planet right no no no Tamriel is the continent it's the continent yeah and then they're basically countries or nations

or whatever because I know that as far as I know where the Red Guards are they're not from the same continent same thing with the Angonans they're not all from the same They can be there.

Argonians, you mean? Argonians. Yeah. So I was like, imagine a lizard person. Like, how do you not be terrified of that? Well, if you're, if you're, if you grew up in that world, I guess nothing's really that weird. I think it's still. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A little frightening seeing one. I don't, I don't think so. I don't know, especially with the threats that people who live there already deal with on a regular base. Like, like, raths? Yeah, like, raves and just real ass ghosts. Yeah. And, like, zombies. The fact that they're called ghosts.

Yeah. Like it's not like specters or gas. No, no, no, it's a ghost. I go into a church and everyone's slaughtered and you're like, oh, go downstairs and there's a bunch of skeletal ghost slapping you and shit like covering it. And I'm like, oh, this is, that's a fucking thirsty. And you killed them with regular weapons. Yeah. That means your sword kills a ghost again.

Right, but that's what I'm saying. So, like, you have a world that is like already so scary on its own that like an uneneworthy. that like an unemployed lizard Yeah A lizard slave Yeah like Like a racist cat man Who doesn't like

No no it's the lizard Who's racist right The lizard who makes jokes about the The Argonian that makes jokes about the Khaziz Like why do Qijitz look their own butts To get the taste of their food They're cooking out of their mouths Ah

And it's like that's not very scary You know I think Qiz are the funniest Because the I think it's It's funny that they're not allowed in cities. Are they not? No, Skyrim, they're not allowed in cities.

They're outside a white run. They don't let them in. Oh, that's true. They don't let them in. I never thought of that. I never thought of that. I was like, I just assumed that they were like nomads,

so they were like never. They're nomads because they were made nomads. Why? Wait, why are, what, what? Okay, hold on. Go ahead. Because, because. Are Argonians allowed in the cities?

Yes. I think there's, that is crazy. But they're indentured servants. That's crazy, though, still to me. The Cajit, they go in cities and he rob you. The question is, and the question is, and this is why I feel like the philosophy of Skyrim, or just even Tamriel or Elder Scrolls is interesting, where is it like how the way black Americans are perceived? Like, oh, there's a handful because of circumstances that do certain things, join certain gangs.

but most of them are chill, but they're all being labeled and they're all in, you know what I mean? Is it like one of those things? Or is it legitimately, Kajit's are just fucking thieves. It's just in their blood.

You know what I mean? The thing about, for me, right? My first interaction with Kajit was Jazzago. Fuck that nigga. Who's Jizago again? The one that joined you

when you go to the school and it gives you that spell, the scroll that always blows you up. What? You don't remember that from Skyroam? I got to be honest. I barely really. It's been so long. It's been so long.

Where's that where's that like the like fucking. Oh, in the college? Yeah, the college. Winhelm. Winterhold, I think. Winterhold, right? The college of Winterhold, right? I think that sounds right. That's where the magic. It's where it's a bunch of snows there. I assume it's a winter hold.

Yeah, winter hold. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're correct. Well, you meet. But I also hate when I do this because I'm all like, I'm like, I'm so like, not confident about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happens is you meet him there. And he's like, yeah, I'll be your ally. I'll go with you to go find his really distinct thing. He gives you the scroll.

and it's like it's a very powerful scroll with his fucking clearly Antonio Bandera's ass accent and I'm like all right I guess I'll trust him what does he I have no reason to trust this guy he's a little catfeller and it blows you up every time you use it

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That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. And it can't kill because you're pretty much effectively like by that point. You're pretty fucking sturdy. And he's like, So he just blows you up to inconvenience you basically He tries to kill you

He literally tries to kill you He tries to kill the Dragonborn That's crazy No good reason That's crazy man Why would you even try to kill Like the Dragonborn is so overpowered Oh dude

He's aware they're the dragonborn It's like why would he try to Main characters of these games In general I like it's always hilarious to me Well think Like even in Destiny When a fucking

Fallen Dreg runs after you It's like I've died and come back Millions of times What are you? Why are you even trying like did you not like is the intel that bad like that you don't know what you're dealing with at all i love that they don't have comms it's like they don't have comms in the in the far distant magical future right they don't have comms i will say shout out to the the guards of um in oblivion

because they're pretty powerful for i'm like yeah oblivion yeah they're i stole a horse on accident because i was just doing um i was uh the the next in line emperor right the i was i was the the i was delivering him and I made a mistake by jumping on just I kind of glitched and jumped on a horse on accident one of the ones that I would be given up afterwards but um I jumped on it and then that fucking asshole hey stop and he immediately started attacking me and I was like what the fuck dude like it was I just jumped on it for a second I jumped off and started attacking me have to knock him out and I was like okay everything solved and when I had to come back later fucking guard stop or stop it was like fuck like I thought it was I thought we were squared that we're good

You knocked out a guard and left and came back and you thought... No, I didn't knock on the guard. I did knock out the guy that I was delivering the... Oh, all right. And then I thought we were... Everything was square. Did you kill him? No, because you just knock him.

Important people can't be killed right. You knock them out. Oh, well, he just woke up and told on you. I hope they take that out of the next one. I hope you can kill people. I hope you can actually... Because then it's like, you can so absolutely break the game though. That's the only problem.

No, you would just cut off storylines. Like, so if you're doing the main story, you will break the game. if you do that. I think you should be allowed to do that. I think that's cool. Wouldn't mind. I get why they don't do that. But like it would be nice to.

This play through was fucked. You screwed it up. I want to also be a timeline on the storyline when you get a daydra as one of your allies. Maybe. That'd be fun. Because you meet, particularly in Skyrim,

you need a fuck ton of them. I know this one you fight them. But in Skyrim, you like the guy that's with the Wabbajack. I forgot his name. I remember his name either. A Wabajaki Jam? Yeah. Waba Jackie Chan

Yeah, that motherfucker's like making jokes and laughing his ass off Uncle Is the weapon that is really stupid Yeah, it'll turn it'll turn you into a Chinese man than a dragon That's the one that just turns Anything in a random It's random, it's just RNG What a fun idea

I was in a fight and I shot it at a fucking dog And it became a blood dragon And I was like, uh-oh It's a random fuck away It's probably a very rare thing you did Because I've never had that I think the blood dragon Is the second strongest creature in the game

I don't think I even thought a blood dragon That's probably a good 0.5% chance Probably less than that Let me even less than that Because I've never Nipalda The blood dragon is when you start playing Like the higher difficulties

Oh yeah I don't fucking And I was at like me and Jail We're just playing on a high game For some reason Skyam is too jank for me to get any Like there's I don't know if you guys can relate to this But there are certain games that are so jank or like unreliable to play

that I get no satisfaction from like playing them on like super high difficulties it doesn't also feel like um it's not like say certain games like say an action RPG or something that is specifically they're the the the bosses or the enemies become really strategic and you have to beat them in specific ways where I just feel like it's just more sponginess yeah it doesn't really the I don't really notice the patterns much different other than the dragons don't really land.

You got to kind of like shout them down or you got to, you got to, they, they do things that are making more difficult, but it's not like extremely strategic war. I feel like it's a huge difference. Yeah, yeah. But also, you know, through alchemy and other things, I'm so overpowered anyway. Well, before I had mods, it was like, I'm going to spend hours grinding. So making a bunch of daggers using alchemy, doing things to get a shitload of money. To get a bunch of the best fucking armor and then just be, like, it's to the point when

My friend was showing me some stuff where he's like, he was so overpowered that when he fought Aldoene, he punched him three times and died. That's so crazy. He's just like, p, p, p, brr. Imagine the first hit. Imagine his feeling the first hit. Like, he gets hit, and he's like, it ringing. His fucking eyes. His eyes became, like, cartoon like the wolf.

Like, like, who the fuck is this? Who are you? He gets no answers, no closure at all. Because two more hits here, you're just dead. He's running out and hit him again. he's flying away. And then you yell at him out the sky. He falls down.

That's the one big thing that I miss about, like playing oblivion. I was like, man, I miss being a dragonborn. Yeah. Have you ever done a no dragonborn run of Skyrim? No, I've never done that. Where you just play as like a normal fucking person. No, I've never. You're still unreasonably strong.

You just don't have your like shouts or whatever? I've never considered doing that. I never thought about that. Yeah, I've played Skyrim incorrectly for many years. Oh, you won't? Like intentional. No, I obviously did the main quest and all that. But like, since I played it the first time, I've always played it in like really weird. Like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go all the way to Markarth first. Okay. You know, or some shit. And it's cool that you could, I don't know, man. There's something about Eldersrolls games. Even like Oblivion, which is like dawning on me now, although like the original is fucking unplayable in my opinion. Like I just, I can't fucking. I do it. I acknowledge that it's, it's better than Skyrim in many, many ways. But baseline, base Skyrim versus base oblivion is not even close. I think it's, I think it's so funny how, like. Like, I mean, it should be that. Like, imagine years later, your game sucks compared to the one you released like 2006 to 2011.

Right. Imagine it's like no improvements. Yeah. But yeah, the movie remaster is fucking great. I want to spend more time with it. How strong are you? Like, like, the idea of like you get everything in 100 and you walk into an area. Like, is there like reality bending in on you?

But how much shit you can do? No. You walk into like, like, I think they can tell. They're like, oh, something's off. with that guy. They should. I can feel him. He feels like he's right next to me but he's standing over there. You would imagine being that powerful, like, because it's

kind of like being, just to us, when you see like a large predator cat. You kind of like, uh, yeah. You know, like immediately, that dog that was looking at his owner when it was near that fucking link or something like that. And the dog was like, that's not a real dog.

That's not a real cat. Oh, man. Yeah, I can't remember how I, what you would have to search to find that video. But yeah, there's like a video of just some, somebody brings a fucking links or like a genuinely like dangerous like small cat. Yeah. It's like a baby fucking, I don't know, Jaguar or some shit. And the dog is just side-eyeing the camera.

Like you, this should not. This should not be here at all. It reminds me of a in the club. There's a picture. It's like somebody's doing the, uh, what do you call it the selfie thing? It's like a video and people are in the club. And then all of a sudden there's like a girl. You see her?

She's having fun. a gun enters the frame and her face just completely changes like it's so fucking funny that would be easy to find a gun really ruins the vibe it completely so it just has a gun casually out a gun is like like it's

a gun is literally trauma dumping a gun a gun is immediately the least cool thing if you don't have a gun also I think if I have a gun as well I see a gun my day's ruined I'm just like fuck am I going to have to

use this. Now me, I'm, I'm heading towards the door immediately. I just, I don't want to be I'm going to shout, oh shit, the gun. Yeah, your expression drops. You could be laughing at the funniest joke you ever seen. Yeah. You're crying. Lock in, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it. He's got to lock it. I think, I think if I was at a party and me and Lilloo together, I saw a gun, that'd be the only time I'd grab her

aggressively and lead her out to party. Yeah, I mean, by like the scruff of the neck. say anything. Come on, we're leaving. That's crazy. Reditor. Oh, by the way,

did you guys play Expedition 33? I'm seven or eight hours in there. I watched like an hour gameplay. I haven't played it yet. It's really good. It looks insanely good.

Yeah, first of all, Charlie Cox is in it, which is great. Shadow Hearts in it, which is great. So is Ben Starr. Ben Starr's in it.

Ben Starr just did a show with our guys. Oh, really? Uh, LSM. Yeah. Dude, he's on a all-star run right now, dude. He's, he's on his, he's on his route to being like the,

Troy Baker figure. He's the new Troy Baker. Yeah. Thank God. We have a new one fine. Thank God. Thank God. I mean, I like Troy Baker just fine, but like, I like Troy Baker a lot too, but

also I hate that through 2012, the net, like maybe 20, 23. He was like, enough now. It was him and who else. There's one other person. Mercer was really popular. Nolan North and Troy Baker were. Yeah. And no one, I remember was Nolan North before.

Troy Baker. Yeah, Nolan knows who was No one knows who's first because he was uncharted, uh, Deadpool,

a bunch of other shit. Yeah. Um, he's the ghost and destiny after Peter Dinklage got replaced. Oh no. Just a weird fact that I remember.

Yeah. You don't know, no, I don't know. Yeah, so like your little, uh, your,

you're kind of, uh, your, your kind of, uh, character. Uh, used to be played by Peter Dinklage.

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Year? Definitely the beginning of the game The beginning of the game Yeah It was played by Peter Jinglage And like I really made fun of him Because he was too robotic or whatever Which I thought was kind of the point

I thought he was fine But it was a little underwhelming I get But yeah They were And then they realized like Oh he's expensive We can't keep paying him to come back to do like expansions and shit

because he's half our budget so we're gonna hire so they ended up like just replacing him with Noah North that's great and uh I don't really like him as the ghost really I think he's a good actor I don't think he's a good actor but I think he's too cheery in comparison what's his name

that means you're gay Ice tea Oh Ice tea is the ghost Yeah that would have been good I got news for you We're going to orbit I think 50 cent would be better 50 cent I don't think he can read though

Sepix Prime. I think of him making fun of Him and Destiny is so great. He's that listen here, right? Hey, yeah. Listen here. Hey. You gotta go take care of the fucking falling, right?

Zavala said meet him at the tower. You're not wrong that I feel like he probably would do a good job voice acting. Oh, yeah. Do you remember he was in Gears 3? What did he do in Gears? I don't remember. Ice T was just in Gears 3. No, we're talking about 50 cents.

We're talking about 50 cents. Oh, I was still on IceT. Okay. No, yeah. Yeah, 50 Cent was not in the 4th. That's what I was going to be crazy. I was like, huh? I got to go play when I get home.

No, I think they modeled Coltrane after him, but that was about it. Dude. Coltrane, Cole is, like, everyone in gears is roided to the point that they look like Ninja Turtles. Yeah. Yeah, that is the baseline. Like, actually, they look like Ninja Turtles. They do look like Ninja Turtle. Then you see Cole and Cole is bigger than they are.

I love that. I love the, like, why is he that size? Well, because I love the, the conversation that the, the, the, the, the, developers obviously had where they were like, look, everybody's, like you said, looks like a Ninja Turtle. So this means this is normal. This is baseline. He's a thrashball player, which all NFL players are juiced to the gills. So there needs to be a separation.

So they made him look like a literal house. He's slightly smaller than a berserker. Like his berserker bill, it's like what Eddie Brock puts on the Venom suit in the period series. it gets a little bit bigger. That's it. Yeah, it's barely anything. Or like Spider-Man gets smaller into suit than he is outside.

It's a fun idea. I love that. Peter Parker is bulkier than Spider-Man. I love that. It's very funny. But yeah, Expedition 303.

I'm only like seven hours into it. I've been putting a lot of time into marathon because it's only out for until it's the specific amount of time. It's only out until the fourth and I want to get as much time into it and record as much footage as I can because I think I want to do something with it. Right.

but uh Exception 33 is great I don't really like like again I'm not really a turn based person Right But I think there's enough There's like Like the fact that you have to dodge

And you have to parry And like the timing It like It makes me feel like Like I'm not just watching a fight happen Yeah Like and I'm actually like doing something The timing is fucking fast

I feel like a boomer Where I was like Well it's really a problem That I don't know the moves perfectly yet So that was the thing where like, you know, getting the timing perfect. Yeah. Where I don't know the move, so I'm like,

I'm more, I usually more go off knowing the move than like actually looking at the thing. Yeah. So we're always kind of like, oh, I feel, I feel, I feel, maybe feel old. Well, dude, they do the, they do the, they do the Eldon Ring thing too. We're like, a lot of the enemies like, well, have this weird, like, awkward fucking delay to their fucking. Totally.

Then it's just like, oh, fuck you, you asshole, you know. Really fucking like paying attention to where. I'm really good at pairing in that game. Oh, an expedition? Yeah, I'm good at that. Oh, me too, dude. I'm fucking Perry Potter in that universe. Perry Potter, that's crazy.

Fucking Perry the Platypus, man. That's cool. The soundtrack's fucking awesome in that game. Oh, gorgeous. I think, I think people are like, this game was definitely going to be in the competition of the year. I think it, yeah, I mean, I think it has a pretty high check. GTA6 is looming there, but I actually, I actually don't know if it,

Gtay 6 would have to do something really incredible. This game is getting shout. Is the GTA 5 winning a game of the year shit? No. Yeah, I think it did. Did it? I don't remember. That was in a conversation for it, for sure.

You might be right. I'm sure it won something. It had to want something. Yeah. Especially like best online, some. Best black person in the game of the year. I wish that was like Franklin's cousin. I wish that it would win.

Yeah. Yeah. I would say that would be a cool genre. But then, of course, all the. Best Black. Aiky piece of shit would be. why's their best white? And I'm like, shut up.

Just, can we, this is fun. This is for fun. This is silly. This is the fact that there is, this is silly. Let's enjoy it. They're going to get rid of it. Oh, you know what? Would it win?

So there's no, so because the game awards started in 2014, the year after Grand Theft Auto came out, it didn't win. Okay. Because there wasn't anything to win. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where. I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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Listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Weird. It wasn't a game where there was still E3.

That makes sense. Well, it was like, they had like the Spike Game Awards or whatever, but like the official game awards. Yeah, the official game awards didn't exist. Before Jeff got kicked out. Before Jeff got banished. Because it's like,

yeah, the list goes from 2014 onward. It's like Dragon Age Inquisition. Interesting. Which is crazy. Well, I mean, it's not that crazy. It's not that crazy when you think about it. No, it's crazy for the, context of like what that year was.

Yeah. That was, uh, that was, uh, I believe, what was 2014? Was 2014 Destiny 1? Yes.

I think so. Yes. No, absolutely. Yes, so 2014 was Destiny, vanilla, the massive collection.

When that came out and it was a fucking disaster. That game wasn't playable for two years. That game wasn't, that game only got playable really reliably when it came to PC in 20 fucking 19. which is crazy that's like actually insane

it is the most egregious thing it is the most egregious thing I never used the code that my Xbox one came with it came with a master's and I was just like probably wouldn't have worked I guess that's probably would have to

I don't think I could redeem it anymore do some of the earliest videos that I had that popped off were like videos of me talking about like it's still broken it's still not working at all dude I'll never forget like there were so many things wrong with that game, it's crazy. Like when you won, like, if you were playing like a free-for-all game and you got first place, it said Firth.

I remember that. I remember seeing that. One-T-H. Which was funny because they turned it into like a fucking emblem later on. That's like a meme. I like shit like that. Yeah, yeah. It's cute.

But it's still also. It's cute, but it's egregious. A testament. Yeah. How fuck that game was. Yeah. Firth. Yeah.

For Blas. And dude, like, look, I was willing to give them some leniency because, like, you're doing something that's crazy. Like, matchmaking between, like, five different game engines is insane. So, like, I get it. This is a crazy undertaking, but also just don't do it. If you can't do it. It's just that. Or just delay it until it's like, what do you do it?

Like, what are the classic non-delaying things. I love it. Yeah, well, that, at least that changed at a certain point. Like, now things are getting delayed fucking all the time. Finally. That's what. Yeah. What?

I got it. I put my switch to pre-order in already. I knew it, yeah. I mean, what are we talking about? Is that like a surprise? It's not a surprise. Can I be honest with you? I thought you already had it.

You already had it. Yeah, you already had it. I thought you were, yeah. I went to Japan and I stole it from a child. So let me ask you something. What was the reasoning that you, like, what was the thing that made you decide to like, you know what? I'll grab it. I want to get the new Pokemon game when it comes out.

That's later on in a year. I want to grab that. Simply because my favorite Pokemon is one of the starters. So he's going to get some sort of change. into like his things. I was like, all right, cool, I'll get this. I like, I played Pokemon again. I really, I hate how much I enjoyed the last one,

even though it's such a mess of a game. It's insane how they could make a game that is that broken. We just can't have nice things because Kingston and his kin will continue to buy Slop. His Kinstin. I don't think, I don't think the Switch 2 is a slap. I think the problem, I think the problem with not good enough. It's a fine machine.

Don't get me wrong. Especially when you compare it to the previous machine. Yeah, I think it's, I just don't have a, like, there's nothing calling me to it. Plus, I'm like one of the hours that people come over to play games like that. So like, it's like, I guess I'll buy it because people come over to hang out of my house. I just get, sure. My only thing is, and this is, it's, it's the same thing. You can, you can make the argument for almost anything.

We could have much better stuff if people had restraint. And we, we don't. I don't, I don't think the, I think the problem for me was, like, the idea of the terror. we're going to affect it, I think it was like, this is crazy. We can't, this, this can't work. Like, it being seven plus is like, that is too much. It being five, it's like, all right, this is relatively fine.

They also made efforts to make it so terrorists wouldn't affect the price of the console. And I was like, that's brownie points. Plus, I have family that comes over all the time. I'm like, I was like an active house of people being there. So I guess I'll buy it and I'll get the Mario Car bundle because, you know, I'm, that's going to be, it's going to actually be used. You can admit that you just want to. Yeah, you just play Mario Kart.

It's fine. Because your family would, your family would play Mario Kart 8, no problem on the original switch. They play it, but it's like, oh, but why don't I get the normal ones? Everybody plays the more modern one. That's it. I mean, I'll enjoy it. I'll enjoy it. I'll enjoy it.

I'll enjoy it. Your family won't be like, oh, man, how come you don't have fucking eight or nine? I mean, nine or whatever. I don't think, I don't think I don't make a big deal with it. You don't have the modern one? What's going on with you? Kingston? You're fucking suck.

What are you? What you're fucking suck, man? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, they would be like, anytime we'd have family functions and stuff, we'd play something ancient. Hey, bust out the fucking guitar hero. You know, it'd be like a family thing that no one could do shit. I mean, I admit, I wanted it for Pokemon. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

I have no problem with that. I think it's fine. I think it's, I don't know. We'll see. I never really had a problem with the price. It's just like, I just know myself and how much I use my switch as it is. And I just don't. It just sits there.

Yeah. Collecting dust. And like every now and again, I get like, maybe like, maybe I'll play. choose the kingdom again but then like but then you know oh oblivion to remaster Expedition 33

marathon you know what I mean there's like there's too much stuff elsewhere and I'm just like I never feel compelled to pick that thing up I'm just gonna put my so I'm just not gonna spend

five dollars and I'm just like all right cool I have this cool Zelda one that I'm just gonna put I don't know in my bedroom I guess yeah

I mean hey man yeah let's say two each their own I probably should have waited for the Pokemon one to come out I'll forget a little bit I might flip this one

to buy that one that would be a better idea I hope it's fucking so broken. You guys never learn your lesson. You know, it's just a Master's Collection level broken? Like the fucking Yeah, the console. That's crazy. Like the games don't load.

There's like, the game just kind of shows you. It automatically goes to like you fucking shows you the inside of a fucking cavernous asshole. Yeah, yeah. It's like, what? Who did this? Reggie, you came back. Reggie, he was like, you know what? It would be a good idea. If I fuck you

niggas over. On the Nintendo 3D Yes. What was the phrase that video of him? I was like, well, excuse me, I have to go play Animal Crossing New Leaf on the Nintendo 3DS. Yeah. I forgot about it. Like, there's like some weird video that I remember. Well, that's all the time we have today.

Yeah. I'm going to go play Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. It's so like robotic. The funniest one is where he played, he played some guy in I'm Smashwood. He was like, you was like, you. What, do you play video games all day? I run a company. And he runs off.

I'm like, that was just kind of mean, Reggie. Like that's it like, I don't disagree, but like, I get it like, I get it like,

you know, get your shine on, but also. Yeah. I don't think you deserved that. Yeah, whatever. Instead of fans deserve it.

Yeah, they do. They absolutely do. On some level. Or are they going to make a new smash. They're going to have to make a new one, right? I don't know. Right?

Eventually. Maybe. I mean, I think all it was pretty ultimate, but we'll see. There just might be like another re-release of the ultimate. They might just be like, like, eight more characters. Ultimate Switch 2.

Yeah, something. You know, like, yeah, something. 80 bucks. $95. That's not including any of the DLC. Props, by the way, to Oblivion and Claire, Expedition 33. Claire made money, dude. 50 bucks.

50 bucks. 50 dollars. And there are some codes. I can't remember the comp. There's so many out there, bundle and things discount fucking websites. The one that I used,

there's a guy named Top Hack Gaming Man that I watch every once in a while and he always puts a code under it and so I bought it for $32. Claire Obscure. Yeah, I bought it for $32. That's a steal.

That's why I bought it because normally I'm the person that waits until things are heavily discounted. But also I was like, oh, I love dude, I was like a fucking turn base game that isn't all weaved out. Sign me up. That's exactly what got me into it

Because I was just like, I like the general, like style, like the feel of persona, like the interesting kind of like UI shit. Yeah. But like I just, I can't get over the fucking Japanese high school thing. Like I just, it's not. It feels just, like I feel like I'm not allowed to play it. I know what you mean. I played persona. I don't like it.

Persona 4 I love. I love that game persona 4. I played persona 1, 2, 3. I played 2, 3 4. Is that the one that you were playing up the, uh, when we lived together with the program? That was that five. That was five. Five or well?

I think that five is really visually cool. A lot of cool things into it. I think the story just has moments where it drags on so much. What is it like 500 hours? It's generally 70 hours? 70 hours is too. I don't know. I heard Claire Opsure was only like 30 hours, which is like,

that was another thing where I'm like. Yeah. Absolutely. Sure. Absolute. Absolutely. Dude, I just, that, that, yeah. It's really good.

I like it a lot. like it. My only criticism so far is just, look, man, if you don't have, if your engine's not good at making hair, I just, just make it a solid piece. That's how I feel. Because the hair looks fucking rough in that game. In Expedition 33rd? Yeah. I don't know. Look, I know a lot of people are kind of numb to it at this point. But like, when I see, again, when I saw, when I see 2K games and I see the veil guard, the only really glowing thing that I can say about it, that like figured out how to do hair well. And I'm just like, fuck, I, I, I, I, I, I, I see the other people who still haven't figured it out.

Yeah. And or for whatever reason, because I don't know how exactly how it works. But I'm just like, I would rather have it be like a flowing solid piece. It's so funny in oblivion. The air and oblivion. Especially oblivion or G is fucking hysterical.

The way people move, oblivion is crazy because they actually move like not like blocks. They actually have like some sort of movement to them. A little bit of, yeah. Yeah, there's like a little bit more smooth animation. But it's still,

they still kind of do move like blocks. Like when you're a third person mode and you're, running on and you like... Oh, third part, yeah. And you like, shoot someone in the back and I'm like, this looks cool. Dude, I was, you know what's crazy? Because I was like, I was in one of the oblivion gates. And I was like, jump shot arrowing people.

And I'm like, there's no shot I could have done this in the original. Like, the original feels so rigid that I wouldn't have even attempted to do that. Right. You know? You would have tried to jump shot and do this in mind. You would have been playing Sunset Overdrive. Yeah. Like, this is not even the same game at all anymore.

But so, yeah, man, there's a lot of, I don't know, man. I know, games are expensive or whatever. But, like, a lot of games are, a lot of, great shit's coming out at like $40, $50 now. Thank God. I know, I know Hull Divers is $40. Marathon. It looks like it's, looks like I think it's going to be $40.

It's a great price point, I think. I like when it's, yeah, and this is what I've wanted for a while. Yeah. I'm an adult. I don't have time to play super massive fucking AAA games that are 70 plus dollars. I just, unfortunately. 70 plus, yeah. Like, I just don't have like, I don't have the,

time to do it. And so like shorter and also spending less money. I mean, you did you did it for Balders Gate three. Yeah. And then and the thing is they came out too. Dude, the update. It's crazy. I know. It's crazy. That game is so obnoxious. And you're like, oh, I'm done playing it. Damn. Well, but see, because because of how much, how many hours I spent in it as I haven't gone back to it. Even though the amount I keep every time I keep in the patches what they've done to it. And I'm just like, I know, but I, I just don't have time. I'm gonna play it again. I don't know how the fuck I would beat it.

I was playing like oblivion in this and it's like... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fever, is it? It would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's

kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script,

a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low

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For Christopher this time, uh, actually since it released the same day as the ghost album, have you heard the new Viagra Boys album yet? Oh, that's right. People kept telling me about it. I haven't listened to it yet. I do like the Viagra Boys. I'm trying to remember what your question was before

nine inch mails, but I can't exactly remember. But no, I haven't listened to it yet. I'm planning on it, obviously. Viagra boys are really fun. And he also says, P.S. Devin Townsend sounds like nothing what I expected.

Thanks for the recommendation. Yeah, that's most people's response to that. He's a really deceptive-looking person. I highly recommend Devin Townsend. But, yeah, thanks for writing in, 9-inch emails. Oh, Colin Moriotti wrote in again. Oh, wow. Hey, Colin.

I'm awesome. Colin, man, he's... I didn't know he was this invested. No, neither. I'm really... He's even got Sweeney as a profile picture, which is very strange.

But, Colin Mori says to Swin... Says, does Sweetie have a speech impediment, or is he just retarded? Maybe both. I don't know. Colin, that's kind of mean, dude.

I thought he was, like, actually a really huge fan of Sweeney, but then, like, obviously he said something like this. We're cool. I spoke to not to long ago. He didn't say anything about me being retarded. Yeah, like, I mean, that's a... I mean, you know what? We can't look at a gift

horse and the mouse. Thank you for your question. Right. And your patronage and we really appreciate it. Oh my god. Yet another question from Colin. Oh. Colin Moriarty. He's writing in quite a bit. He's got a lot to say. Yeah, he says hey Gaylor, it's question for Sweeney. What happened in the summer of 96 to make you hate the gays? P.S. Your tooth gap has gotten wider over the last eight years. What is wrong with Colin, man?

What's going on? Colin's really picking a fight here. Colin, what's? up. Hey, everybody has listened to this, right? Put your name as Tom Sweetie. No, no, no, no. Don't interrupt it. We haven't gotten all the column where you already's yet. Oh, well, uh, 96, man. I don't know. I was two. Something happens to you at two years old that informs how you've reinforced biggest retorts in an entire class of people is fucking. That's actually like, that's a fundamental memory. That's somewhat praiseworthy. It's impressive in some sense. To form a commitment at that age.

You know what I mean? Like, I'm two years old. I've had a bad experience with a gay person I know I'm only two but I will commit to hating this group of people from here hitherto forward It's like when you're playing Tetris

on the foundation you put the bottom down And this is where it starts Right right right right yeah Gay people and then I'm like yeah So what's your memory of that When you were two years old what happened? I don't know my first memory of a gay person was when I was a

First gay person I ever met I don't remember No but you said you said it was a summer of 96 right? Yeah, but like, what happened? Also aside from the summer of 86th, I'm trying to think of the first gay person I remember meeting.

Yeah, nobody's curious about that. I don't, I don't remember the first gaypers ever met. It's not about some scams, probably the glitter on eyes, some shit scared to fuck out of me. I was like, I can't do this. Man, I'm handing you a fuck, I'm trying to give you a t-ball.

Don't hand me a t-ball like this, I'm fucking weird out. I want you to like, you know, the claw grip on that fucking. The amount of the infinite possibilities of like you being a two-year-old and you had a gay experience and I'm like, hey, here's this T-ball

and knock it out of the park, brother. What kind of, he's like, I don't know, I don't remember, but I'm trying to remember. I'm like, I'm trying to remember something else. Oh my God! I don't know. I don't know. They probably did.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. They probably said something gay and I was like, oh, it's gay and I stopped liking them. Riving. You let's move on. You knew about it. Hold on. I know.

I know. I know it's Edinburgh. Let's just move on. Colin Moriardi wrote in again. Can you fucking believe it? Colin, you're on all the time. One night, he just was like, he just went off. He's like, you know what?

Yeah, he really has. I love the snark tank so much. I need to keep messaging them. Yeah. And asking questions. And I appreciate that. He says, he says, uh, Colbert already writes it. He says, not a question, but a deep, but a bit deep into Expedition 33.

Oh, we were just talking about. Uh, there's a character that sounds like Kingston's dad even does the awe. Oh, yeah. That's right. There is. Who's that? So there's a, there's a. How deep are you in?

So I just got to the island and I fought like a couple of bosses. Okay. Did you get the fat thing? The thing that craves light? You know what I'm not? Nothing. The Ski-A or whatever? I don't know what it's called, but it's all white and it's like, give me light.

Oh, yeah, I did, yeah. I'm a little bit further than that. I'm like maybe a half hour removed from that. Oh, okay. Yeah, so you're close then. Like my first camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a character that's like this old spirit, and he does kind of have that, like, where's I need to fly?

Give me my. It's not exactly, but it is like vaguely reminiscent. It reminds you, does he have the safari drip? Not at all. He's barely human. So he's not human at all, actually. There's no, there's no humanity in that thing at all. Because to me, since the air of that setting, oh, well.

Okay. Well, look, the error that it said in made me think that it's not, it wouldn't have been that far fetch. Oh, yeah, for sure. Like, I could definitely, aw, no. Oh, did the Patriots kill your family? Oh, no. There's a lot of, uh, there's a lot of interesting characters. Uh, and of course, somebody, I always saw one post from the, uh, the anti-woke guys.

Yeah. And it was just, because they had to find something wrong with it. Like, oh, man, it's, uh, some of the people here is like, like, or, like, something like, darker than midnight or something. Like they're, there's black characters, right? There's like, yeah, there's one that gets

immediately like, immediately murked. Yeah, it's kind of interesting. The opening was very interesting because of how like intense it is and how like heart wrenching it is. However,

you have no connection to this people. So it was a weird dynamic where I'm like, a really like just powerful thing happens in the opening of the prologue. But also I'm like, I don't know any of these people.

That is why, like, you can't, like, I spent a lot of time there, actually. So, like, I got to know some of those people. Yeah. For, like, I saw some people just run straight to the cutscene and I'm like, this does, I don't even know how this would affect you. But, uh, I really like it. I think it's genuine. It's cool.

Like, it's a great premise, too. I love, I like the idea. I love it. I love the mystery of, like. What's the premise again? So the premise is, um, there's a bitch on the painter. Yeah, there's so like, the painters or whatever. So basically, I think there was also like some,

some weird cataclysm thing that kind of separated this island off from the rest of the world. I think that's part of it. But it's the less interesting part of it to me. The more interesting idea is like off in the distance, there's basically this big monolith, and there's like this big entity there called The Painter's and she just sits there. And every year, she paints a new number on the monolith and everybody who is that age vanishes. So like, yeah. So it's basically counting down.

And so like it just recontextualizes like what old means. Yeah. Like people like there's this like 33 year old dude and he's like oh old man You're the oldest person here and like people are having kids when they're like 15 Yeah Because like that's all the time that they have yeah as soon as you can fuck you you fucking pop them out It's yeah it's it's a cool I like I really love the premise in how they do how they do it Yeah

I think it's a really so far like because I'm will dodge it like let's say like you can't dodge it You can't dodge it no it's it's all encompassing it's like you get Thanos immediately yeah Because I'm thinking of it is like, what if you're like, what if when she showed up, right? You were already, she started at 30 and you were like, I'm 31 right now. Not me. And if he starts counting down. Well, she started at 100, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, she probably.

I think maybe even later. I'm not even sure. Who knows where. But like, yeah, it's, it's, you know, you noticing that it's affecting. Like, they even use the math. Like they're like, oh, one of your party members. You can tell how old she is because they say, oh, you have nine good years left. And I'm like, yeah, yeah.

Oh, she's 16. You know. because of from where it is now and to where, you know, the time you just do the math and I was like, oh, she's 16. But yeah, so basically the expeditions are these like these people spend the last year that they have going on an expedition

to try to figure out how to kill the painter or like make progress to like make a path forward for future expeditions and end this thing so people don't have to fucking live in fear of a number on a fucking monolith being paid that every fucking year counting down to basically like zero. At a certain point it's gonna be real fucking awkward. Yeah.

Yeah, it's pretty cool because like, it's a neat idea. It's if in a world that existed like that, because I can even imagine my, like, imagine living like that. And also like I do like the idea of your last year. You're like, fuck it. Let's try to stop this thing. Yeah. And then, you know, obviously everyone's been unsuccessful. So it's essentially a death sentence.

Right. And you're like, but you're hoping you gain some understanding. So it's kind of fun. I think it's ironic, the idea of somebody like having a kid like, she's counting down, but someone was born. like she's counting down right and then when she's at she's at like 27 right someone just happens to be 28 you know and it's like I guess I'm gonna make it right but you know but it hasn't happened so hasn't happened yet but I think that like like like as far as any of the people that live through the thing and they do it what they call it they call it a homage yeah uh

everybody it's been steady the entire time you know so like they're all like well let's figure out if we can do anything about it if not I don't know we just just going to live our lives and be gay. It's also very French. Oh, yeah, it's a French studio. Of course. And they were like, let's French it up. Yeah, which I was actually going to play.

You're piss in the streets. It's not modern day French. No, it's very cool. Like the setting. Wee, but in the street. It is a little weird, though, that like, so I hate this because I, okay. So, because I was thinking, okay, we can't use Charlie Cox. Because I would have like a French American French English

French English you know Because they have the immersive version where they just in French But then also I'm like sometimes I don't want to read all the time Yeah so like but then it would also defeat the purpose of having like a Charlie Cox right Yeah so like you can't you so they all are speaking in British fucking Oh we're British but we're French and Hi I'm Dr. J Goodman host of Beyond the script the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

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I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Which I feel like at this point I'm like, can we stop that? It's the same shit to me, honestly.

Like it's always because I understand that societally, it's just like in society. One's the language you understand and what is it? People value the British accent. That's why they're like, oh, it sounds so regal. So they always want to go to them. Because when it's in the Roman, it doesn't matter if it's Greek, Greek fucking, the 300 get people that speak fucking British. You know what I had a British accent in the movie Probably did

I know you're making a joke but you're I know you're making a joke What you mean? No what movie? The no monaga film Nobunaga and the Which one? Which one?

Chamber of Secrets Yeah Nobunaga The chamber secrets This fucking samurai It's Harry Potter It's called it a samurai A grown man samurai

You want to get me Interested in the Harry Potter universe You put fucking Oda Nobunaga there. Yeah, that'll do it. Kill Harry Potter. I'll be interested. He's in the fucking he crawls out of the goblet of fire, whatever. I don't know what the goblet of fire is. I never saw the movie.

Yo! I take this. Yo! But I saw... But yeah, it's very French. The soundtrack's great. I don't know, I like the... I like the French tone of it. It's unique. I haven't seen anything that's quite like that. There's a fucking...

There's a boss, or not a boss. There's like an enemy that's a fucking mime. A mime? Yeah. I haven't gotten there. It's... I mean, it's pretty early on the game. Oh, it is? Maybe I fought already didn't notice. You might be coming up on that area, though.

I've been beating the piss. I fought a boss and didn't get hit, man. And I got an achievement for it. It was like 27%. Oh, nice. I just like parried like perfectly. And I was like, wow, I didn't, I wasn't expecting that. But I don't know, man.

I don't know. Something about turn-based thing that just really just turns me on sexually too. Right, right, right. Oh, quite an ass that part. I know, but I just wanted you to know. Okay, I'm glad. But yeah, my boss. I'm excited. I'm excited. I think you'd like it.

I'm play it. I know you'll like it. Yeah, I love turn-based games. It's dude. I can't stand turn-based games. I think it's fantastic. It feels so good. Like, even like the, um, the free aim where you can just use your AP. Oh, yeah, the third, yeah, the third person shoot thing. So like, it feels so good, too. And the sound effects are fucking awesome. Like, um, I forgot that, that, that, that, that slut that you're with that first, um, that has, she doesn't have shoes on. Oh, uh, Luna. Yeah.

Like, she's fucking badass, dude. And I love her, um, her A1, her, like, her default attack. Like, her default attack is so fucking badass. Oh, yeah, the explosion. Like, she's, she's, she's, I was like, man. She's my favorite. She's, I'm talking about. She's my favorite.

Good fucking mechanics. No weep shit, too. Like, she's not fucking yelling and like, like, like a cat or like, yeah, like none of that shit. I don't have to turn the volume down. Yeah. I feel embarrassed that I'm fucking playing this shit. It's very, it is very good.

I don't want you going to do what I'm going to do what I'm, out my weave shit. What do I don't know if I'm like the game. Dude, the attack animations too are fucking sick. They're all really. I'm really, I'm really, I just, um, yeah, what, Gustav, kind of, uh, he needs to be better as far as, I'm, I like him, he's fine. I mean, sorry, his, um, his, um, oh, his, uh, attack.

His, uh, his, his kit. I'm a little bit underwhelmed. Who's Gustav? He's the main guy. He's the main guy. He's Charlie Cox. Charlie Cox. where I'm just, like, he's fine.

But also a lot of times with the default characters. He's a well-rounded guy. I want to, I haven't, yeah, whatever. But yeah, we don't need to. Yeah, yeah, we'll, yeah. Comorati wrote in again. Colin. Jesus Christ.

He's on fire. What's up Hispanic Calvin Candy, Django, and Stephen? Jesus. What's the most memorable Stephen? I was like, who's the fucking Stephen? I think he's, I think he's the crazy. Is that a, Samuel Jackson in that movie? He's the cool.

Is it? Something like that. Oh, I think you might be right, yeah. I forgot. Stephen. Yeah, what's the most memorable way your parents ever mess with you? When I was six, I watched Wallace and Gromit and the Ware Rabbit, and it scared the shit out of me. I ran to my father for comfort.

He was definitely drunk at the time because we had family over for the holiday. He told me that a cool fact about Ware Rabbits was that they ate six-year-olds, and I could sleep well for months after. And I couldn't sleep well for months after. that's awesome but like I mean at least you got like a hard you only have to endure that stress for like as long as you're six which isn't really that long

that's good point if you should ride although I guess when you're that young one year feels immensely long it does yes it dies very true that's absolutely something he's trying to fucking counsel he's like don't worry don't eat six year wait a minute

wait a second you're six that's exactly I saw that so vividly exactly the way you painted it okay I just want to do... How old are you again?

Oh, no. You're gonna get here. The one thing that I've told the story before on the show, but like I just remember coming home or like me and my dad were out walking. I don't remember where. I think we might have been getting a... Not that.

Not very intimidating. Even to a six-year-old, I feel like that's pretty... What is that? A wear rabbit? That's the wear rabbit. I could see that being a level of uncanny and weird. That's bothersome for us. That I could see it being like distressing.

I would have been fine. I would be. But I loved Walsing Grind and Stop. I was obsessed with stop motion like really early on so that shit didn't bother me. But I know people who are like stop motion freaks them out. Like just by the nature of it being stop motion. Curious. Freaks them out?

Yeah. Curious. Like they're a fucking boomer that's never seen anything before? I fucking guess. Like they can't tell a son's been photoshopped on someone's hands. Yeah. Probably that exact type of person. Oh my God.

Yeah. But yeah, like I think the one that comes to mind is, um, me my dad, we're walking home. And we lived maybe like two blocks down from the place we were walking from. And I was walking ahead because kids run ahead as they do. And then I turned and then my dad was just gone. Like he just vanished. And I was like, oh shit, I'm scared. I don't know how to get into the building.

I'm out on the street alone as like a six or seven year old. I don't know what to do. I'm scared. Right. And then he just walked out of a, I don't know, like a pharmacy or something. I can't remember what he said, but he was clearly fucking with me. He was like, aha, I got you. I was like, aha, I'm scared.

That's a crazy one. Yeah. I traumatize you. That's funny, huh? It wasn't traumatized. I remember it. But I don't feel like. It's a little, a little.

I don't think my grandma fucked with me like that. Probably felt a little different at the time. Yeah. Oh, probably. Yeah. I was genuinely panicking. I was like, where's my only guiding. light in this world. Yeah. And he's laughing. He's laughing. He's fucking crying.

He's got Polaroids. You're wet with tears. I think he was probably a... I think he was probably... I was wet like you threw up all yourself, but it's tears. I can imagine him being disappointed that I freaked out because I was really... I really wasn't that far from the building. And I did know how to get in. I would have been fine. But like, it just... I wasn't expecting him to vanish. Because that's when you're young enough to think

Like maybe a magic thing stole him You know what I mean? Like you're young, You don't know fucking shit You know I was very self-reliant as a kid So my grandmother kind of had faith that I'd be fine Because like I remember there's one thing I did

Was really stupid. Misplaced clearly, right? Yeah, absolutely. There's a degree of self-reliance in me But it's also like a huge Ament amount of retardation So it's a very Yeah

Yeah confusing combination Mm-hmm But I remember there was one time My grandmother was just like I can't take it to get food right now Like we're gonna go get something later on I was like alright whatever And then I was like wait I know how to get to the pizza shop

So I went to like Yankee State My Yankee Stadium when I was like seven Got pizza and came home Yeah she was just like Where were you? And I was like I got pizza And she wanted to give me a beating probably But she was kind of impressed

She was like oh This one can take care of itself Yeah I think I was probably That was I was I was get on the train Like I was very much so able to like I think it was eight or nine by the time verse New York City by myself at least the Bronx I could traverse the Bronx I knew where I was at all times in the Bronx yeah something

like that and then there was one time where we went to um we were in Harlem for some reason and I took the train the wrong direction oh yeah yeah I told the story I think right yeah so what happened is that um you ended up in a Turkmenistan or some shit no i did not so it happens is that um in 145th street in um in the Bronx you can take the trend either uptown or downtown where you can go to Manhattan or you can go to the Bronx. So I went to the exact place I lived in Manhattan. I was in Hunter, Manhattan. And I was like, why do I see water?

I was like, I don't even see water in my house. But I walked, so I walked like maybe 15, 16 blocks, just walking. I went to, and right by my, it's weird because by my house, there's like this museum, right? There was a museum of the Bronx where I lived in like a hundred, 165th Street. And then I remember I walked past the museum of the Bronx. Yeah, the Museum of the Bronx. What could possibly be in that? Probably, I don't know, like stabbing's.

But, uh, crazy. Stabbings are like rap shit. But, uh, we, because my remember I went there to see an opera once. And it was fucking really nice. Way nice. And I remember anything else in the city being ever at that time. But I remember, I'm walking there.

And I was like, hey, is this the Bronx to somebody? Like, this is Manhattan kid. And I was like, oh. Okay. So then I just walked back. Walk back like 20 more blocks. Got on the train. I was like, hey, man, I asked him a lady because I was a little kid.

I wasn't nervous. I was like, hey, miss, which train do I take to go to the Bronx? Shut up, a little kid. And she was like, she was like, oh, this, this one, you got to go downtown. No, shut up. So you got to go uptown. She says that to me. It's Scorsese.

Absolutely. And he's just like, I take it back and I get home. And I'm like, this has been like maybe two, three hours. Because my grandmother went one way on the train. I went the other on the train. And then she was just like, Kingston, where were you? And I was like, I went to Manhattan. And I saw her house in Manhattan.

It was crazy. I was like, maybe nine. And then I had the moment she was like, oh, he can take care of himself. He'll be fine. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't die, so that's good. Yeah, I feel like I was kind of, I was very molestable, too. I was, I was, I was, like, a little happy kid.

Like, I was, I was, like, a little, like, happy, because I was really, when I was younger, I was very kind. It's a very interesting way to phrase it. Like, they could have got me. Someone could have got me. Like, I was, I was very molestable. I was very bothersable. I was very botherable. Yeah.

Yeah, my mom didn't mess with me. I didn't, I don't have any, I don't have any examples. She didn't do shit like that. Yeah. Do any weird shit. My dad always mess with people. Like, and I remember when I finally got old enough to start joining him with like some of our younger. Like I remember he convinced my nieces and nephews that hot dogs were from like a hot dog farm.

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And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. And you have to pick them off of trees? And they believed it for an embarrassingly long time. like I think they mentioned it in school

that's crazy and then you got like really mad at us probably got held back they're like these people are fucking stupid no that's the thing he's like stupid you're going back what's distressing about it is that like

they're smart so like it was extra it was extra bruising they're smart but they're kids yeah so yeah so like they were it was but even they understood

that like I can't believe how stupid I was to even entertain that possibility even at like seven or eight Sometimes you just have no reason To not believe something Like why would they lie to you It was to say that it's I bring I brought this up a couple times

But it's like how like dude I was like in my 20s when I learned where fucking Greenland was Oh or whatever Or no no New Zealand Like I thought New Zealand was like way I thought New Zealand for whatever reason Was like Fucking by where Greenland was

Yeah for no discernible reason other than For no discernible reason other than I think a fucking adult told me that and I was just like oh okay I guess it's like why would you lie about the location of New Zealand They probably didn't lie And I remember in my 20s

No but yeah it's the same it's a cycle You want to know something I just found out the other fucking day What? I so I thought Arizona was in Pacific Standard time Like this entire time I thought it was the same time zone as us But it's central right it's mountain oh yeah So just one hour yeah one hour ahead I thought it was ours

Central's two, right? Central's two. So like, like, if you're like Texas and stuff, right? Yeah, Texas and upwards. Wait, really? Like in the middle of the country is, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, but I was thinking, I was, because Arizona seems close enough to me, in my opinion, I thought it was, I thought it was, uh, yeah, a lot of our time zone is in the water. You know what I mean? I mean, it, it, that is true, the Pacific standard time and then a, the cutoff's a little bit, like, you know, at the tail end, or at the beginning of Arizona and all that shit, and then going up where it's like, uh, fucking Utah and all that bullshit.

But anyway, because of that. Japan is ahead or behind us right now, time wise. They're ahead of us. They're ahead. They're first, I'm pretty sure. They're one of the first. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, if you fly, if you fly that way, do you go back in time or forward in time? If you fly, if you fly, if you fly, I'm not entertaining. I'm not, I'm not doing this. Why? I'm asking. I'm asking. Are you stupid? What are you saying?

Because you just go. If they're ahead of us. They're going forward in time. Yes. That's interesting. thing. By the position of the, if they're ahead of us

in time, well, it's just like, if they're ahead of us in time, once you get, I'm not even, why am I entertaining this? Of course. Anyway, let me finish my story.

No, I was just because I, so I base daylight saving off of, so I was thinking, you know, when we spring forward, since, since I thought Arizona, I lived there in Arizona for a while,

they don't do daylight saving. They're like, it's so fucking hot, we don't need more light. They're like, oh yeah, it's right. They're like,

it's so, If I'm not, aren't there like pockets in Arizona that do do it and then pockets within those pockets that don't? If I think there's like some weird fuckery with Alex savings in Arizona. If that's true, I didn't know because I just thought above they were just like fuck this. We're not going to do this. Yeah. But maybe that's true. Maybe there are some pockets of it.

But me when I was living in like western Arizona, they didn't do it. And I thought so when we went forward, I thought since I thought they were in Pacific Standard Time, I was like, oh, when we go forward. that is regular time. Right. And when we go back in the fall, that's when we're fucking our time up, you know, and it turns out,

I just learned this just the other day because I just learned that it's mountain time in Arizona that no, when we go forward, that means we're out of sync. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when we go back in the fall, that's when it's,

we're in the actual real time. Yeah. Dark at 5 p.m. is normal time. Yeah, apparently. Which is, by the way, we could just decide that that's not true. It's completely arbitrary.

I think it would be way better for it to get dark later. But, Yeah, so I was just, well, I, it's, yeah, it was like, I just, I think it was like three days ago or something. Yeah. That I just, I was like, oh, Arizona's in mountain time. Yeah, and you're deep in your 30s, man. Stupid.

Like I fucking. There's a lot of really stupid things that we just like let happen because it's like they've been happening. No, it's, it's the embarrassing way that these things reveal themselves, though, because I remember having a conversation. I was like, man, it's crazy how similar Australian and New Zealand accents are. Because they're so far away. Oh, and nobody checked you on it. No, I brought it up. Oh, and then somebody was like, someone actually says them.

And somebody was like, what do you mean? And I was like, well, they're really far away from each other. And they sound really like, it's crazy to me that they're so far away and they're so similar. That's kind of laird. Like, it's an arbitrage, but that's kind of lairdly dumb because like Austria is where it is. And then the UK, the most similar to them is over there. But that's why I thought it was believable that New Zealand was over there. So that's, you know what I'm saying?

It's a silly circle that kind of fills its own face. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, oh. Somebody was like, New Zealand's right next to it. And I'm like, what? What? Why would you lie to me like that? Oceanica, dude.

Huh? Oceanica, man. That's what it's called, right? Oceanica. I have no. I think that's what it's called. Oceanica. Like that,

if there's any, if I know anything, it's that I am not an expert on New Zealand. That is the one thing I could, I can take that to the bank. Yeah, somewhere I would like to possibly, live seems awesome. I'd like to have a kid there and abandon it.

Yeah, that'd be cool if it's possible. I've been trying, I've been, the whimsical place to abandon a child, I think. It is. Grow up with these fucking island people. What? Yeah, I want to grow up with those fucking hardened, fucking Samoans, these Polynesians that live in New Zealand,

where they're like, all like, they're like gangsters like in Long Beach. They're the same. That's so crazy. It's fucking weird. They just have funny accents, you know? I know one girl. It's crazy that they sound so different

because New Zealand and Long Beach are right next to They're right next to each other. New Zealand, the Long Beach is on Louisiana. I can see New Zealand from the Long Beach docks. Right, exactly. It's crazy. Right from that weird like a shipping container yard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The St. Mary is? Yeah, well, Queen Mary is. Right beyond the Queen Mary. There's the New Zealand. What kind of eagle eye is that standing there staring in the New Zealand? I can see it. That's more than an eagle eye. That's an eye that can see through things.

Across the curvature of the earth. Yeah, your fucking sight goes. I can see it all It's insane Anyway Right Mike Seems like all the column Where he already's taken care of

Let's move on to you You guys should invite Akuma On the podcast I would Acomma That's the name of this guy Yeah The raging demon

Yeah but would he Would he be able to sit still I feel like he wouldn't be able to sit still I thought he could sit still But he'd get really mad With us eventually and leave Like he wouldn't stay very long Yeah

We got him for like maybe 10 minutes Before he's got to do a press junket And no one needs No one challenge him Like no one say anything that can be deemed a challenge Because he'll kill you Well so what would he do Even if you disagree with him agree

What would you do? Like I have his symbol tattooed on me What do you think he would do? You got heaven tattooed? He's pretty badass Yeah I got like Oh yeah It could mean heaven

But it's more about just being beyond Like it's just like It's just the highest form of something And because he's the goat That means it you fucked dot com I bet That's a javvy Who in laughs and jumps in a track

A conjure tattoo? Dude, a conjure tattoo of a e-fucked would actually go kind of hard. I wouldn't mind. Oh, baby. I guess, yeah, until you never really know. It might look like shit. If you confronted with it, like, actually meaning that. And a Japanese person laughs you out of a place.

Look, if somebody pays, I'll get that tattooed on the back of my neck. If somebody conjures it up, slaps like $300, I don't know how much, I know neck tattoos are more expensive than the average tattoos. Yeah. So, maybe $300. I don't fucking know. I want a barcode. I want to get a barcode tattooed. If someone got a...

I want to get a barcode tattoo in my rectum. Inside of it. In your rectum. Yeah, so that way when I get a colonoscopy, the doctor can laugh a little. He's like that with the camera and then he tries to put like a little beep to see what it does. I wonder what it's like a link to a,

it's a link to Stormfront somehow. That's so crazy. That is dedicated racism. Yeah. Thank you, brother. Anyway, this guy writes in. He says, hey, guys, here's a scenario for you. You get to fuck a fighting game character.

Morgan for Derek, Cammy, for Chris, Marissa. Oh, well, I thought we were going to choose. Marissa for Kingston. I'm Jack, but you got to fight a Falmer. He has a Falmer from Skyrim, those nasty underground. I would easily. I would be the piss out of them. I would actually.

You guys would get killed by Falmer so badly, but it'd be funny to watch. I think I could handle a farmer. You can't handle a phone. I think you underestimate my power. This one farmer killed a family full of people who one guy was a knight. Yeah, but they probably didn't know they were coming. They probably was like a surprise farmer. And farmers have weapons.

So that means I should be able to have weapons too. No, I think a rogue farmer will remall you. You think so? Yeah, I don't think you have that locked in ability yet. You don't have the kill or be killed the ability. I would kill a farmer for candy. Here's a thing. So if a farmer's see because like, so this is how I'm thinking.

If I was in the Skyrim, if I was in the Elder Schools universe, I feel like. That's different. But so like if a farmer joins my universe, it wouldn't have to have more of the, like, it can die like anything else. I think it can die anything else. I think you can pick up a big ass rock and flatten a farmer's head. I'm hitting the, I'm running with my car. Yeah, they're not inherently like supernatural, are they? I think they are.

But like in a mundane way. Aren't they just like, what are the elves? Yeah, they just fucking devolved. They can't even say evolved. It's really sad in the story of the farmer, but I hate them. so much. I don't care. Well, whatever, man. I'll I'll I'll, I'll try, I'll do my best to kill

Who are you banging? Cammy. Cammy. I would kill a former Marissa. From, oh, from fucking street better six. Hell yeah, bro. Hell yes. Did you, I pulled that, I think on the nude mod of her. Of course, bro. Here's a, here's a, here's a, here's a, my first

nude mod, dude. Oh, no, and if you want to, and it's, there's a stipulation here. There's a stipulation here that if you want another night, you have to fight another farmer. So two formers for two nights. One full night of fucking, oh God, I'm killing that former. I'm gonna, dude, I would

drag that former is gone. I would drag that former into public while it's half dead and I'd be like, everybody take a kick and I'd watch it be cut. I would I hate former so much, it's crazy. I'd put a farmer in a toothpaste thing. And I like like I hate that. I would just, I hate them

so much. What are we talking about? There's, like, I would force it's full body into a toothpiece. You would get it in that, fucking insane. Would be like folding into a garbage disposal? It's like Roger Rabbit or something. It's definitely. It's really hateful. Here's a greater question, I think.

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gassy and all of those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece.

I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Building off of this, would you fuck a farmer? if after you were guaranteed

Marissa or the person that you've been allocated I look I'm fucking I'm fucking Marissa simply for simply for the experience of being your fucking frat you I I Dude Cammy listen I would Chris I've never respected you less

You said you'd fuck a farmer I could put my eye I could shut my eyes man You don't like You're so dissoned you They're so dissoned you Hey, hey, hey, Kingsman. I would suck the pigment off her pussy, dude. It's all, whoa. Look, man, it's all pink in the dark.

I'm not fucking the fault. It's all pink in the dark. I'm not fucking a fault. Listen, listen, you knock the former out. Put on some music. I'd rather, no, wait, what? Put some gloves on. Put some gloves on. Put some music on. Careless whisper, whatever. Do what you got to do real quick.

I'd rather let Trump's spirit possess my body than. I'm not going to. I might, I damn near my cook and eat my son. Like if I could fuck him. For a little bit of camy? Okay, that's fair. Look, that's totally fair. And if I needed to have another son to cook and eat, I guess I'd have to do it.

That's not reasonable at all. No, I think it's perfectly sane. Street Fighter Six cammy is a specimen. That is. I'll take any cammy. Other than my shumanui, Cammy is like, like, the high. My head has just massive jug bouncing kids.

Matt, my, have you seen her in six? Uh, yeah, I saw her in six. I haven't modded her yet. I haven't, I haven't gotten to it, but I'm sure. I'm sure it's great. Look, man. I shuffed it up. I'm sure it's great.

They shaft up her design. Look, man, I will look at it. We're talking about maybe Rainbow Meiko would be my thing. Uh, because I like that proportion. Morgan is going to consume my soul. That's the only problem. I'm still going for it, though. It's still go over it, though.

Like, you fuck a sucky by, right? Oh, yeah. You got to be in their sexual prime that you have a chance to be able to get through that and I don't think any of us are there anymore. Yeah. So it's like we're just, we're cooked. They didn't happen.

You gotta be, you gotta be in your bed's shape as horrid as you were at 15 to be able to not die from Morgan. 15? 15 was like peacorniness. Where was like, it was dangerous. 15,

I was completely ill experienced though. I ain't nothing happening. I was still, I wasn't experienced. But I was, I was beyond the bounds of horny. I think I reached that point around 25, I think,

like ultra instinct. I think it's like, like, I think like say early 20s to me That was when like prime Manstreams coming in I'm I also have experience I have uh I would like imagine being like 16 years old

It would be the most embarrassed Like I would be killed I'm not taking that would be so pathetic I'm not taking the skill I'm taking the degree of horny Like the point where you are so horny It's bothersome to you You know the moment that I was really I was never that thrown off as a teenager

I wasn't either I missed I don't know what happened I didn't experience that like It actually hit me I think it hit me in my mid-20s because I realized that I didn't I didn't have the time to do it. You know what I mean? It felt like more of like a thing that was out of my reach somehow. I don't know, 16, 17. Because I had too many responsibilities.

I see. I was so frightening. It was crazy. I was more horny than I was human. I think there's a lot of, I think that might be a standard because I hear, I hear it so often. I was, I didn't have that experience to when I was like, oh, the kid that was like coming in socks and coming everywhere. That's crazy. You know what I mean?

Like if I, if I was, if I was doing a lot. in a lot of things. Yeah. But he built a house out of socks. A fucking strong house. What is this? It gets,

it can take an orbital bombardment. That's how strong. It's a gingerbread house. I love the idea. It's a jizgerbread house. It's a jizzed bread house. I like the idea of the socks that get coming so much. It's a jiggle.

It's glue. A jizzglue is crazy. Absolutely. Absolutely. Have you seen when people come in a sock so much they can put them a stand straight up? Yeah. Yeah. That's what we're talking about.

That's the idea of building a house. A little lady I lived in a shoe type shit, but it's just a fucking giant sock man to come. Imagine a shit smells, dude. He probably, you live in a fucking house. Imagine, imagine, um, you think Ant Man, like, okay. Wait, go ahead. So I have a question, right? Regarding Ant Man.

If he's really, if he gets really big, right? And then he jerks off and then he comes. Mm-hmm. But then he like, shrugs. drinks as it's falling. Could he be squashed by his own com? Yeah, could he like could he theoretically be like drowned in a sea of his own comb? Yeah, if you wanted to, if you wanted to drown in a sea of his own com.

Yeah. I would just make theoretically absolutely could do it. I think so, right? I would just make my penis big sometimes. Can he control the parts of him that gets big? So we could just have just a giant penis. But it would be like, it would be proportionately like fucked though, I think. No, but the thing about that's the thing you don't.

You don't go full side. You don't full send it. You gauge it up a little bit. Like, I'm going to make my penis. So like, like, 25% bigger relative to my size. 25% right. Okay. So for me, that would be like three, two inches, I think.

Maybe like two. Yeah. It'd be like two in one eighth of an inch. Two and one eighth of an inch. Let's go. Yeah. I mean, I would do that. I would.

If I had play around it. If I had powers to manipulate anything, I would just do a bunch of fuck shit. I would do tricks. Yeah. It's great. I would do anything. I would want to. clubs and the deceitably reaction.

What? It reminds me of like a, I don't know if I should say this on the show. Yeah, you should. You absolutely should. I remember going through like an old phone of mine because I was just like trying to find I don't know, just contacts to like put back into my phone. I was going through like the photos and I found like a tapebook that I'd taken for like this girl that I was saying.

And I saw it and I remember looking at it and being like, this is like a whimsical photo. Like it's kind of like a good photo Like it's pretty And there's like a Like there's like there's like there's like There's like soft lighting coming through like the window It's pretty It's like a pretty like it's like I think

I just remembered it It's just like that is so crazy I've never that that's something like that could even have an air of whimsy to it I've taken well shot well shot pictures of my penis before I mean I I remember when I first got my D uh my Nikon D55 so it was like my first DSLR. You're taking actual. Actual photography.

Because the amount of megapixels is fucking insane. So you took a picture of your penis? Of course. Of course! Like I were the only fucking person that's done that. With that kind of camera, it feels a little silly. Dude, I also I get it. It's hilarious.

It's so professional. It's crazy. And then like there were ring light. There was one like, what better. I had studio lights because I was doing YouTube. Studio overhead lighting. This is like 2017.

That's so funny. The lights are set up. People would compliment the fuck out of me because I would bounce the light off the walls and it would be perfectly lit up. They wouldn't complicate. So your penis would have like a halo around it. It was basically well lit.

I'm talking like, what was it? The pictures like 48 megapixels do or something like that. So you know what I'm talking about that? For me. But I saw it and it cracked me up because I was like, why is this?

Why is this as good as it? And it doesn't, I can't share it. I can't do anything with it. You can share to some people. Yeah. I look, I, I, I, I,

I'll sell it. I've definitely getting pictures of my penis where I'm just like a thousand bucks. I don't know. So it's my penis in the frame and it's off to the side. It's like my face. No, that's, see that's the, immediately that's not good.

Isn't that with that pro-Jarid thing? You never, yeah. Oh yeah, you never, you don't do that angle, man. You're not supposed to do that. No way.

It's embarrassing. Unless you're, unless you're like, if you can get the, the sports and when you're doing a bunch of shots and you're like about to bust, so then your faces in it and then you get like a bunch of pictures. And it is just, it's just,

it's just the, fucking splatter up. Now that's seven. And then it's glowing and it has like the little fucking after particles. Like how like for me I have a stigmatism. So it's like that. Like a little bit of light straight.

Oh, and it's like wow, that's a really good picture of your penis. That's a great photograph of your Pinar. Yeah. I have no. It's a big. Oh,

Hawkinson. This is a great dick pit. Why taught you so well. I think like if a dickpick gets leaked and it's funny. Always use cool lighting so you can fit. It's posted. I bet there's people that, you know, the apps, oops, I accidentally leaked, it got leaked. Somebody, how dare they?

You know, like somebody who has like a really impressive picture or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The one that I was describing, if that got leaked, like, I absolutely wouldn't be embarrassed because it looks super impressive. Yeah. It's like, but I don't think I have that picture anymore because it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of crazy, just have that stored from however many years ago. It's not stored, so it's just like neglected and forgotten.

Yeah. I didn't forgotten. That's how I found it. I was like, you know, this is hilarious. Yeah. But this is still,

it's in between like, like a screenshot of like some fucking receipt. Looking through old phones is fucking hilarious. I do like that. I have an old hard drive that happened. Yeah. But that also, there was like a,

because of, oh, there was an old photo that I just didn't even know it was on there. A girl. Oh, yeah. There was just like a girl that I, I'm talking about.

I was like 18, 19 years old. This is how old the fucking nude was. and this I got this hard drive that still works surprisingly from 2004 and me and Joe I transferred everything over to my my terabyte hard drive

and we're just looking at a bunch of old pictures from those days and I completely had no idea that picture was on there and I was like oops like this fucking chick she's like a fucking Nigerian Indian chick

you know just just there and I'm like that sounds wild and I was like oops it's a wild combination wild combination very pretty chick one of the worst people I've ever met as far as because she you don't want to stereotype but she's from a rich family uh fucking it was weird because I thought she was humble no her parents you can only be so humble I think it really that's I it was this it was deceitful it was deceitful

where she like even her parents kind of like we're not just going to give you everything so they gave her like a regular car like they were kind of like trying to teach her yeah it wasn't you can't you can't you have to like intentionally live. You intend, if you're that rich and you want to instill that, that nature into your kid, you have to actively like sacrifice shit yourself. Right. Like, you can live in a nice place.

Oh, dude. I think, I think you can do it, but you have to, you have to very much like the kid understand, like, hey, this is not a given thing at all. It has never met anybody. Stay with their, like, family members who are from, like, poor nation.

It would have to be something like that. Like, you have to, like, have them. Yeah. Because I grew up with money and I did not grow up with that, like, entitled mentality. I don't think I'm entitled. You didn't grow by the time. Let's put it this way. There's a house that we all, like, if you're from my area, there's a house on

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And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. Everybody from my area understands there's this massive house on Fullerton Road on the right that we just all like just all look at that mansion. That's where she lived. She and I couldn't fucking believe it because we've all just seen this house like through our lives. And then I start dating this girl like 18, 19, whatever it was. And then I'm like, bitch, you live here? Then I went to, I went to a Thanksgiving. And I felt underdressed.

even though I was wearing like jeans and a nice kind of shirt, whatever. And then I told them that I wasn't, I was taking a break from school. Like I'm still thinking if I'm going to go to university or school or whatever because I just graduate high school. And her parents are immediately just like, you know, they're happy. The happy Nigerian dad was immediately like disgusted in me. The mom was disgusted with the fanciest food. There was a breading on a fish that I've never seen before. I don't even know what it was.

Have you seen it since? No. No. I don't know what the recipe was amazing. Yeah. It was so rich. And I was just like, I don't belong here. And then of course, when we got into an argument for whatever reason.

It was probably like poor people, psorias as scabs or something. It could have. Yeah, it was definitely sacrificed servants or something. Like it's a delicacy. Yeah, I remember we got into an argument. This is how we like broke up because my, my buddy had a penicitis and I was going to visit him. And on the way there, somehow we got into an argument. And I heard her mom in the background calling me all these names.

and saying I'm poor and all this shit. And I was like, this is insane. I never, like, experienced anything like that before. Yeah, that's wild. I was like, oh, like, tell me how you really feel about me, huh? That's crazy. And I wasn't even that poor. I was just normal, you know?

I think out of the people like, Lilith's family's not poor. They're not, I wouldn't say they're rich. I would say they're definitely like, they're like, your family? Lily's family. My family, my family was like upper middle class. Yeah.

I would say that. Lily's family, I would say, It's probably like, technically in the real world now, they're middle class. But they were like when I was going to be like upper middle class people, I guess for the most part. Are they not that? Because you tell me about all the gifts that you guys exchange. No, they're, I think they have money, but I think it's the idea of, I think he's in denial. Relative to the times, you know, because they don't have a huge home.

They don't have like. Just by choice though, right? But with the type of money that they throw around, I'm like, you can't be. I wouldn't say, people don't have that type of money to gift people. They're, they're not like billionaires, but they're rich. I don't think they're rich But I think Lily's that definitely What is rich to you?

So my family is middle class Right My family is at no point Would they ever be able to afford To give somebody a $3,000 fucking graphics card or some shit Or whatever Like at no point

But I understand what you mean But just like even Like gifts like that Yeah Hundreds of dollars of like a gift worth hundreds of dollars Like that's My mom would be like Oh

Here's a console for you guys Like for my brother and I And that was for her You know saving because that's a lot of money to spend, right? Like buying the Sega or the PlayStation 2 or whatever the fall. I think the father is very well off. He's also worth his company for a long time

and he invests in stock and shit like that. So I think he definitely has a good amount of money. What is Rich? That's what it is. He makes his money to drugs. I saw his tattoos on his hands. What do you, excuse me? What do you think rich, where does Rich begin for you?

I think when you're pulling in like easily like $5,000 a year. That's when you're like rich. Yeah, you've, like, that's what? That's what I consider you are rich. Like, that is a rich person. You're pulling it 500,000. Only, so if you pull in $450,000, you're not rich. I think you're very well off.

I think, I think, you're rich. Look, that's like too extreme. Like, it's like a family that makes 200,000, 250,000 year, like, each of them. And then they get together. Like, they have their fucking good. Yeah. Because I think, because I think, like, I'm at you work for 20 fucking years. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know how much her dad makes, but he makes good. money. Like he makes, he makes more than Lillian and I combined. I would hope so. And together, we make pretty good money combined as well. Well, sure. Yeah. So I would say, like, I would say he definitely makes more than we do. Yeah, but look, and also to your, to your argument, you guys live in a very humble

apartment, even though you guys could live wherever the fuck you want. So it's like, you know, it definitely, the house that Lily's dad's house is very deceitful, you know. It's a very appropriate house for a, uh, for an MS-13 drug lord true yeah you would have that don't don't say that what you're saying don't say that your 19 year old girlfriend has i don't dealer died from ms 13 i think most things are funny uh-huh this is not funny i don't think it's funny either i'm just saying this is not a laughing matter king said yeah we've been meaning to start talking about this yeah we mean having intervention about your

19 year there there people that look like him ms 13 people that look like him were getting picked up and shipped out it's actually not funny. I don't like it. I'm sorry. Kingston, we don't think it's funny. We don't think it's funny either. I had a conversation with Donald Trump the other day because he was like, he called me up.

He's like, hey, man, you're slacking a little bit on the podcast. You're not answering enough questions. And I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mr. President. And he said, by the way, I'm a little worried about Kingston's 19-year-old girlfriend and his MS-13 father-in-law or whatever. I think I'm going to have to do something about that. this.

Yeah, yeah. And so I'm just warning you. If he's worried directly about me, that's insane. Yeah. I just feel like, yeah, you have, you have a ms 13. Oh, yeah. It says MS 13 twice on my knuckles. It says it was 13, MS 13, MS 13.

It says black person. It says MS-13 forever, ever. It says MS-13, MS-13 forever. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. And then immediately right now I'm just snatched. Yeah. Somebody comes and grabs you,

suplexes you and drags you at. Like just because. It's one of those vaudeville hooks, but it's got a sombrera on it to denote that it's a Mexican holding him. That's crazy. And immediately they just put me on a fucking fighter jet to El Salvador. They don't even want to wait.

They don't even want to put me on a regular plane. They want a jet that gets there in like fucking 20 minutes or something. Speed. They put you on one of those stealth bombers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of those things that you just don't know why you're dying. Why is it raining fire? Remember those things from like the 2000s, the stealth planes?

They look insane. That looked like how does that fly? Yeah. They didn't look real. They're like spacecrafts. They look like actual alien tech, like what you would imagine. Are those still around? Do they stop using them?

I've seen them. I've seen them, well, at least in the Air Force Base in Nevada. You've seen them? Well, they're not doing. Shut the fuck up. Are you sure you've seen them or you think you've seen them? All right, let's see. We're getting some pretty good.

We're doing one. well. Let's wrap it up. Hold on. Oh, yeah, we'll do it. Let's leave.

I just want to have like a regular show for once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, instead of three hours and 50 minutes. Well,

you know what? Let's, um, yeah, let's do a couple more, huh? Yeah, Colin more hearty, wow,

he writes in again. Oh, damn, dude, I love you, Colin's on a roll, man. What's up funny, funniest and least funny? Geez,

I guess I would, I like that. I guess that has to theoretically be true in some level. Yeah, so actually, I like that in

I wonder what the audience Yeah yeah Like what would Everybody put your own Classify it And see what the consensus You don't need to know I love the idea

You don't need to know that But I'm fine with it I mean I love that because It's fine Even if I was the least funny To all of them I mean

Yeah Who cares I don't know I'm the funniest person ever You don't got to tell me I'm so fucking hilarious Dude alright

Shit I know So he says I wanted to weigh in on your conversation Most marketest You got, dude, you got all the crowns. Go ahead, sorry. Oh, wow. So, Colin Wright said,

I wanted to weigh in on your conversation in episode 163 about terrorism. I got to be honest with you. What episode are we on right now? 3.21. Do you say 169? 163. Oh, 163.

So even longer ago. Blood, we are probably different people from that person, Bethel. Let's hear it. So, yeah. What the fuck did I say? Let's hear it. I'd love to hear this.

I'm excited. Yeah, I mean, we'll see. I want to make it clear that there is such a thing as ethical terrorism like the rebels in Star Wars a real life example would be putting estrogen in the water supply of American Nazi party to force feminize them

if you could commit ethical terrorism against someone who would you target and what would you do Here's the thing question from Colin Moriarty Thank you Colin actually Thank you Colin Moriarty host these sacred symbols This is so relevant today it's insane Yeah and here's the thing Every once in a while

Like I actually so I check my Facebook memories All the time just to see what the fuck I post Yeah, I just had a curiosity. And so this one, I posted a God of War stream where I was fighting Cigran or whatever while I was streaming. And somebody asked me a question. And the way that I answered, I must not have really been paying attention because I answered so poorly. Yeah, yeah. This is not, like, even at that time, I couldn't have believed this.

And so if we're talking about, like, say, if we talked about terrorism and this guy says there's such a thing as ethical terrorism, I'm like, well, the thing that I'm like, well, first of all, yes. second of all It's a very eye of the beholder kind of situation Right Like if the idea It turns into resistance And rebellion

We'll see the whole thing But see that's the whole thing About the idea of terrorism Right Look you think about There's a lot Why I said this is so relevant right now Because when people

I don't know where So I made a couple of videos Talking about Ethan And all that shit And Idubs And the whole situation I don't know where the fuck These things were posted

Or streamed or whatever But I had a handful of YouTubers Like big ones come out And say like hey Like good job in this, it was actually like 99% positivity. Your second video

talking about all the doxing and shit, it's like just straight up true. Like there's like that like your perspective or your opinions on it are one thing that people could agree with this one agree with. Yeah, right. But I think straight up you showing

the information about dogs is like, that's true. Well, this is just what's happening. That's just real. Yeah. It was saying about that. The broader point of that video was just to show like,

hey, this guy's wild and out and I'm seeing a bunch of people in the commentary community excusing the behavior because they hate, Hassan so much. And I think that's retarded, right? I'm like, you can you can hate Hassan and also be like, this is fucking crazy. I'm not going to defend Ethan. Anyway, but like the whole, the idea of is that, like, because of some of that stuff that I made, some people are like, oh, Derek is defending

terrorism via Hassan or something because Hassan defends terrorism. And the idea is talking to these people this point of this, right, because they're not into like geopolitics or about anything like that. But when we talk about terrorism right now, I like this subject because if you want to like upset those guys you can just say like hey you guys people in the west you appreciate the founding fathers right but like they are literally terrorist yeah like literally obvious but a lot of those people would try to push back because their idea of terrorism is like spooky brown people right brown people wearing black and stuff and they have fucking guns and shit but this like that that doesn't the definition is right and if you want to talk about good guy versus bad guy who are the worst

offenders like the american imperialism like some of the biggest you know the british empire like you think about the worst terrorist in history. No, those are cool white people that are founding things. Right. And so that's cool founding white folks. That's the same thing. It's like smallpox blankets and shit. Yeah.

It gets so annoying that I'm like, I hate that that's what terrorism's been deduced to. And people are right when you say this didn't happen until fairly recently, especially modern day after 9-11. So now 9-11, terrorism means spooky brown people in the Middle East. Terrorism. When before it was a little bit broader, like it covered South America. It covered different insurgencies.

It was more broad. Yeah. Now it's like kind of... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions

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Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. and she replies with a low Listen So we sat there Listening

That was the first time I learned that quiet It can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place It's like it's gentrified in a way In a way Now it's broad But in a really dumb way

It's like Oh Hispanic man That came here Well no he's a gang member He's a gang member Yeah they're not calling him Terrorism Well they are saying

They're committing domestic terror I don't fucking know They're just Whatever They use it in the way, but we understand that. So if I could commit ethical terrorism on a group of people, I think the Native Americans have had a good, too good for too long. Right.

Right. I'm listening. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Dude, I was, I saw a picture my grandma recently, and I was like, oh, man, you look just like them. What do you mean? Your grandma? Yeah, I was like, holy crap. Your grandma looks in America?

Pretty little American, yeah. Dude, you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? It's creepy. I don't want to see this one. I want to see it. Oh, oh. Oh, she's the one person I love.

Do you remember, so when we went to Disney, we were, we saw these, like, cigar store Indians kind of like. Yes, hell yeah. Just kind of sitting there. Oh, that's your grandmother? Yeah. I mean, I guess. She's clearly, yeah, she's clearly half. Don't docks her.

What are you doing? I'm not, I'm not. Don't dox her. Is she Sikh? Huh? No, she says she wears a rat. Okay. Because our hair is thinning

So it's just like Oh, okay But that's just like Practical Yeah Using religious items For practical reasons It's very funny to me

I think it's more I think Caribbean I think like I think people I think Thomas I have seen like a creole type of uh Yeah

Rapling like that too I mean I used to use my Jesus My um What do you call it Holds in your hands No it's not a rosary Because a rosary is like specific

It's the beads And it's like ceramic Or something What do you say? It's like a cruis Is it crucif Well, people do call you a crucifix. Yeah, I had a crucivist necklace.

Jesus piece. And I talked about this before, but like a Jesus piece. Yeah. And he was like, he was only connected at the, the center of his body. Oh, right. And the connecting points of his hands and feet had wore down so I could spin him. He could spin him. And I would like spin him to make decisions.

That's so sick. This is, I did this in Catholic school. What year was this? This must have been, if I'm remembering correctly, this was definitely before I moved to upstate. It was pre-200. Pre-2005? Yeah, so I was like...

Man, that was just predated like the huge era. 2005-2006 were spinner everything, spinner rims, spinning, spin-rimes. I feel like rins were earlier than that, but I could be wrong. My perception of time is fucked for that year-sard. It exploded in my... Yeah, like really fucked. My senior was 2006 high school.

It exploded pre-that, post-that. And so there was that little mid-2000s, a little bit to the 2007, 2008, then it died. Because, dude, like, I look back at like the 2000s. And I, like, I feel like so much happened, and I don't know, I don't know where I was for something. I'm like, you were a child enjoying childhood. I'm watching Billy and Mandy, and then like all of a sudden I'm in high school and I'm like, I don't. You watch one episode and then you're in high school.

No. It's like that scene in Click. Yeah. He accidentally fast for you. Yeah. Oh, no. I'm, I'm your. I'm not.

I'm old. I'm old. We garagaw. Bukababababibi. He was really jacked when he was younger He was really jacked up And now he's like now I'm gonna Yeah didn't he used to wear like heavy shirts

And go to the beach and then take it off And people were like oh shit He's like I'm very funny I would chillin I would chew Yeah Alright well I don't give a fuck anymore man

Oh um Yeah he looks like a bum I love it Oh Colin Moriarty wrote it again Oh chow He went to the SAG awards We're fucking jeans shorts He's like I'm gonna go play basketball outside Hope you guys have a good rest of your night

I love that's hilarious With basketball I thought there's a lot of people that That makes sense I thought there's a lot of people that once they get to a certain level You play in New York City though really That's the only New York City sport Sure

I think it's like a dissociative state though too That I noticed that some celebrities do Or even like a I don't necessarily I know Hassan technically is like a celebrity But everyone like we all went to that fucking That thing What's his name? Critical's. Critical We went to Critical's thing

Oh the warehouse yeah And then like He shows up and immediately just starts playing basketball Like not even like oh, I'm going to go and enjoy like the thing. He's like, oh, the basketball court, I'm immediately just going to, imagine this Adam Sandler thing.

Yeah, yeah. He just get to a point where immediately, like, I just want to do this thing. And then, um, and I feel like it's at a certain point when you probably just deal with so many people. You're like, I don't want to deal with people anymore. I'm just going to do sports stuff.

Sure. And I kind of like that. I want to do that. Yeah. Even though I don't deal with that many people, I stay home. Anyway, Colomori wrote in yet again. It's one question.

It's very simple. It says, it's, uh, how can this be? Ah, why? It's interesting. There's a lot of layers to that, man. Yeah. Yeah.

Is that a bone or a penis? That's either a femur or a penis that Derek has drawn. Yeah, it's a femur penis. Oh, a penis. A penis? Yeah. Fucking penis. Yeah, you've never seen a...

All right, I have an issue with this, right? What do you got? I know that that's something that Con says a lot, so like it's whatever. It's a little reference. Okay. But... I'm going to read this not because, not necessarily because I want to answer the question,

although we will. I want to point something out here. One man versus 100 dedicated umpalumpas wrote in. And he says, hey guys, real Colin Moriarty here. No. No.

You can't do that. You can't not commit to the name. You can't commit to half of the bit here. Yeah. Either your name is Colin Moriarty or it is not. This is literally we asked you guys not to do. We asked you guys literally not to do this. Somebody said Mal and Coriarty, but we already read their questions, so it didn't matter.

But, like, I'm not looking for that, right? Yeah, I don't want. None of this. I don't want none of this. Don't be ironic. Don't do nothing. We will find you and hurt you. Yeah, absolutely.

Kingston will do it, but, like, we'll direct him. Yeah, we'll support him. Yeah. We'll airlift him over to your director. It will drop him. We'll drop him like a fucking, uh, Like a reverse, like a reverse Fulton. Oh,

Reverest Holtin. They'll put you in like fucking nemeses or something. Stars. Stars. Starrs. Colin. I never understood that about that game. What?

Like why he's like such a big fan of that network. God damn. This is the ultimate. That was a final form of dad joke. Yeah. The final form Paramount Plus What the fuck is this guy?

Jill is fucking so puzzled She's so confused Paramount Plus Why? What does that mean? Why do you want this? I love knowing that that character in that game was supposed to be

No, that not that one And four was supposed to be Dante. So I love the idea of thinking that Dante might have been at Rackland City. Just dick in the fuck around. People are getting slaughtered. He's just like jumping off zombies heads and having a fucking jamboree. I think it's cute that they did allude to that in the show. And then people are dying.

People are dying. And he's just like, wow, man, I really want some pizza. Did you see that? You want a slice? Did you see that clip of that streamer playing DMC 5? And he's like really upset. He's like, what the fuck is happening in this game? Like he doesn't know what's happening.

And then it's around the time where Dante gets the hat, he flips the hat on and starts Michael Jackson shit. And the guy just takes his head ones off. It's so funny. It's like timing is so funny. He's genuinely upset. He's so vexed. Like he's already at the point now where he's like, he should have turned the game off a while ago.

And the next thing immediately something ridiculous happens. He's like, I can't go. Why would you start from the fifth game? Because it clearly, he doesn't know what's happening at all. So he's just like, oh, this. This is a new and popular game. Oh, it's a great place to jump in. Five.

Let's jump into the last Game of Thrones book. Wow. Winds of Winter seems like a good read. I guess I'll give it a try. I did that as a dumb ass kid. My first Harry Potter book was Goblet of Fire. And I'm like, wow, I have no idea what's happening. Because I think at that time you're used to like, I don't know, you're used to like title of book, subtitle being relatively self-contained.

Almost like goosebumps, kind of like the haunted man. Right, right. If there was a sequel, there'd be like Haunted Mask Part like two, you know, they would be like, it would be like Harry Potter Gobel of Fire 2 or something. You'd be like, oh, I'm clearly, this is the first chapter of the Goblet of Fire. Or like those serial books that you would read and they would all be like self-contained. But yeah, like, starting on Gobel of Fire, would be like, who are these people? No idea what's happening at all?

The Harry Potter titles are the Sorcerous Negro. Amazing. The, what's second one called? The Chamber of Secrets. The Chamber of Niggas. The Chamber of Niggers. The Chamber of Niggers. It's prisoner of Ascomban.

After as the third. The penis of the Negroes of Ascompan or whatever. It'd be the hard R. I'd be better. I feel like that sounds a little better. Okay. Gotcha. That'd be the, what is it, the Chamber of Secrets? The Chamber of Secrets is the second one.

What is it? What's number four? That's the goblet. The goblet of Negroes. And then I don't know. Because I only saw the blood niggas. That's the last one, I think. No, no.

That's hollow. The second of last one? Deathly hollows. So it's deadly niggas, obviously. Deadly niggas. I've only seen the first three and part two of the last one. I've seen. It's real.

You fucking skipped and saw the second half of the last one. So basically I saw. And you cried. I saw all of Avengers. I basically saw all of Avengers phase one. Yeah. And then skip to end game. You're like, how do we get to this point?

Yeah, I remember. Why is Hulk talking? Because I like, Why is Hulk talk? That is a jarring shift. But, uh... The Hulk is... Yeah, I saw the Sorcer Stone,

Chamber Secrets and I really like those movies. They're, like, charming, kind of fun. They're Christopher Columbus movies. They're Chris Columbus movies. Okay. Where, like, he did Home Alone. And so, like, there's, like, a whimsical kind of tone to him. Gotcha.

That I remember liking as a kid. It's like a fun kid's movie. And they get to prisoner of basketball and you're like... I love that movie. It's not that it's bad. I just remember watching it, and it was so fucking dark. Yeah.

That I couldn't say... Like, there was a scene where, like, serious black guys. like he's in his wolf form or whatever and he's growling. And Harry in the beginning when he's waiting for like a bus. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fever, it would just, depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a few.

fever. Here the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

and she replies with a low Listen So we sat there Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet Can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place

And it's just a shot of nothing Because it's a set You can't see anything I love serious What's growling is And it's like it's a dog there And it's like there I was in the era when like

The contrast was like high Yeah it was all fucked And everything was like blue Was that around that time? Yeah exactly That was when it started And I like that movie, but I could tell that, like, the direction things were going was like, I don't care about this really anymore. I, and then I think I saw, like, there was a viewing party in high school way later on of the last one that I was invited to because everybody around that time assumed that everybody had seen Harry Potter, which is a fair assumption to be fair.

Was that the first? Or was it, was it Twilight came first of the, what I mean is that period of time is the everything's blue making. Not even that the part one And part one and part two movie thing Right I think the second the last twilight Has two parts actually yeah well but like well fuck I don't I think the for twilight the book has two parts That was the first time that I think it's breaking dawn part one and two I think

Which is stupid in its own fucking right but you know let's not talk about Stephanie Myers It'll be all day for that yeah okay yeah That is when I started noticing it the whole yeah it started being a thing They started splitting the last thing because like they wanted a double dip yeah I I think I really enjoy um Harry Potter except it's like everything it's like a lot of things I enjoy to hate the main characters I just don't like the main characters anymore like for me like one I love one piece A lot I can't fucking stand seeing Luffy anymore I watched a I don't know if you

Quote tweeted I don't I just saw a scene somebody actually no somebody did it was a scene of Luffy and fighting someone Yeah, and it was so somebody shared it saying this is over animated And that that was really so and when I watched it, I felt like I was old. Like, like I said, again, like I referenced it like, say, an old person or a grandpa watching, like my mom was looking at Resident Evil 5 at the time. Yeah. We were like, whoa, like it was probably too stimulating.

Like a Victorian child watching WrestleMania or so. That's just being overwhelmed. They're not coughing themselves to death. That is correct. Where are the rats? They're done. They're done. There's no way you can watch that.

But yeah, it was, it was insane. And I was just like, oh, this is so not for me. This is hilarious. I saw that exact clip. I think it's animated great. I think it's overanimated. I think it's fine. Like, I think overanimation is, I wish there was more overanimation, quite frankly.

I think it's, I didn't understand what the fuck was happening. That was the bigger part of it. That's like, this is not for me. That's also, that's also 1,000 plus episodes in 25 years of content. Why does you look old? What is that? Louie, that's his news transformation. He turns it to a guy that has tune for us, literally, actually.

That's what it looked like. He has tuned for it. It looked like it was very loony tune to desk. I was like, I was like, this is not, like, good for you guys. Like if you're into this shit, this is just not. Yeah, yeah, a thousand episodes of sure you like. God bless. Every moment, every moment he shows back up.

I'm like, this show instantly got so much less good. No. It went from being about geopolitics and like cool, to cool cultures to like, I'm going to become kicking a Pirates and win fights after trying 13 times people not killing. me and it's like what I'm pretty sure that was it was my experience of one piece in the beginning what it's just like a guy trying to become king of the pirates it's him trying to become king of pirates but it's like he fights people six times and then eventually wins wait isn't that redundant no not even redundant like no there's a pirate king in that world

there's someone who has who holds the title yeah I well I know what you're thinking I also agree it uh it's yeah I get it I get it he's like it's the idea of being the number one pirate Saying King of the Pirate is kind of dumb. But it's like it's... So meaning that like, oh, I'm just the most efficient pirate? He is the greatest pirate on the sea. Yeah. He's like the Michael Jordan of pirates.

Literally. That's, look, I'm... That's much better. That is much... That is much better than me thinking that there's like a king pirate to adhere to. Yeah, it's crazy. I was like, I'm never watching that ever, but okay. All right.

So, what the fuck? How do we get here? It's kind of silly. I don't know. What were talking about? We were talking about against questions. No, didn't you answer the question? But we were pulling out a thread that I

I don't know We're talking about Harry Potter The split stuff I don't know Very hotter I like Harry Potter to me It's like Star Wars I mean Where it's like it's I get it

Yeah And it's whimsic gonna I like it a little bit I get it but like I'm just kind of I haven't taken the time Like the whole like The names Like serious black and like

It's a badass name It's weird And it is it is a No but I mean like I just I'm madly it's not black Some of the more obvious ones Where it's just like

Oh clearly you know because serious family they all nicked stars other constellations but it's very similar to Star Wars to me where it's just like

oh wow Darth Sidious I wonder what the fuck I wonder if he's gonna be a good guy or bad guy like Harry Potter Star Wars are very

analogous to me that's why it is kind of funny like oh well okay so Palpatine all right you know that's that's if you

if you didn't know about you know the four or five and six maybe you could be fooled at some point I really I really

I don't believe that. I know. It's so funny how badly, like, they're all so clearly even. It has to be magic. The magic of the force has to be doing this. Because I think Palpatine is so clearly evil. He is clearly evil. He is clearly evil. There's always a character like that in a TV show where like they're meant to come across in universe as like a neutral failure.

You're not, you know, you're not supposed to have any preconceived notions about them. Yeah. Then they give a speech where it's like, it's like, it's like kingpin. Oh yeah. It's like. you're framing me you know I care about the city

and I'm like oh yeah I was watching I was watching he becomes a mayor I'm like what I was watching the

the HAL TV show again recently for for reasons oh I get but um it's a rage and then beat off and go to sleep

no it's the only way I feel but there's a character in the beginning where it's like oh yeah we sent this guy to do peace talks

and he's like on the TV and he's like the people of Madrigore deserve more and it's just like you're a fucking bad person like it's not it's not even what are we doing here yeah even pretending it is so dumb you're lying to me the worst trope is like I know you're evil stop the worst trope is like the slick back hair

it's like it immediately makes you like a bad guy yeah like report of the week yeah perfect it's like being bald and be like you're fucking evil what do you mean you're bald you're bald and you're 20 What is it wrong with it? Bald evil. Bald evil and gay. What was it? I was watching,

I think it was the Punisher and like his his best friend. Oh, in the show? Yeah, I can't remember his name right now. I don't know.

But like he turns in a jigsaw, whatever. What's his name? From Saw? What's his name? No. He turns to do a mime on a dry cycle? Yes.

His name is Tommy something. Tommy. Billy Rousseau. Billy Rousseau. Billy Russo. Billy Russo. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, red. Red, help me, Red.

Help me, Red, there's a mime in my office. There's nothing you can do. I'm here. It's me. Billy Rousseau. Why is there a mime in here? I don't understand why there's a mime in my city. I'm going to grab this bomb in the visible wall.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I'm a big man. I'm not equipped for mime shenanigans. I must become the mayor of the city to defeat the mine. I'm going to squeeze this mimes head And Billy Rousseau and They're not even in the show anymore

It's just focused on jigsaw It's Kingpin and his army of mimes He has an army of mimes Dude an army of mimes Like if mimes could do What they imply that they do An army of mimes is genuinely The most deadly force

that could possibly They can't talk They can't talk Do you know what they're like They can't talk But they can improvise Are they not like the The fucking orcs in 40K

Pretty much yeah Yeah they're reality shapers It's fucking terrifying They just dude a comet They just a meteorite They're like And then you just explode Like that is insane

Like that is so much Like what the fuck And they build a house And then they're bomb shelter. Then it's literally an extinction level event because of one. Yeah. They go into nuclear wind. They go into fucking nuclear winter because of one stupid ass mind.

One mime painstakingly goes through the effort of pantomiming. Yeah. The entire process of finding and the materials for and building a nuclear weapon. Yeah. but no one can see it. They're not sure. They're not sure. What's he doing?

He's just like, days, weeks. Just, I guess, he's in the middle of time square doing. Yeah,

he's in the middle of seeing him. Yeah, people think he has to be viewed. Yeah, people think he has to be viewed. People think he's, he has to be viewed. That's another rule.

People think he's just a busker. He's just like a New York City mime. It's like the naked cowboy or whatever. It's like, oh, he's just like a stable New York City. And then one day he just doing it. And then, boom.

And then jigsaw, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Good job, my mom. One of my, one of my thousands of mines. What is one? One of my thousands of minds have been co-opted in a human society. You can't even tell they're there. He has 2,000 mimes.

He has 2,000 mimes on every city block. That is so much. That is so many. He's co-opted so many people in a mimery. There's more mimes than people, really. Like, which is a frightening. concept. This is a day which will live in infamy

where the mimes will a mime actually. A single mime. Absolutely obliterated my city. New York is gone. I'm living on the outside right now because I drove outside of it. I'm in Jersey right now. He's explaining.

He fucking explains that. That's so stupid. He's at a press conference in the outside. He's on Staten Island or whatever. We're on the outskirts of Staten Island. right now because the city exploded. As if everybody doesn't... Like they don't understand.

I'm not currently in New York. President King, President. We know. We know. Help. He goes up to you. You shouldn't have said that to me, boy.

He goes and grabs him. Yeah, yeah. Back to what I was saying. Anyway. Oh, yeah. No vigilantes. No vigilantes. No minds.

No spider man. No mimes. No dary devils. No mimes. No daredevils. And that's it. That's just those three. No, Spider-Man's, no daredevils.

We're reverse engineering our own mimes. E-mims. And they're underway. They can counter the mimes. E-mims. E-mims versus mimes. Like, the damage the crossing is insane. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the script.

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And all of those things are not something. that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar And suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch With my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say And she replies with a low Listen So we sat there

Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place Was gidge What is that Wasgidgid Jigsaw

Was giz He's black and white He's black We'll read the blue rings On it instead of red We have a was gidge I can't even say it It's impossible

I don't like to play games Gidge I don't like to play games He's in a suit and tie He's like I don't play games I don't play games Instead of a bicycle He has a scooter

He's a ripstick He's a ripstick. He's professional and he's on a segment. No, because it's still too playful. He should be like, he should be in a station wagon. Station wagon. Yeah, the opposite of a tricycle. I don't play games.

Or a unicycle would be funny. Oh, it's not right. But you know, you get it? You get it though? Because it's bicycle. No, I understand. I understand. I think it's funny.

I just think it's... He comes a real serious in a briefcase. Yeah, yeah. I just feel like it's on a glance. It's kind of the same thing. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so because it's still whimsical. It's whimsical.

It's wacky. But a horse. But a horse is crazy. It could be a fancy horse. Yeah. A three-legged horse. What a nice guy. You rescued a three-legged horse, I guess.

It's a tridesdale. It's a tridesdale. Let's not play a game. But is it like where its leg is in the middle? So it's got two front legs and then one back one. Oh, it's in the back one. Yeah. I would trink.

It's supposed to be the other way around. Hey, man. It's one in the middle and in two back legs. That is so fucking terrible. It's like an odd world alien. I'm really vividly imagining that as odd world. I've seen that in Star Wars. I've seen that creature in Star Wars. I'm sure of it.

Yeah. Anyway, we're going to read this last question by 100 man versus 100 dedicated embaloblobes. He says, hey, guys, real calm. We're already here. Again, don't do that. But he says, with oblivion remastered shadow dropping. What game would you like to see randomly remastered with no fanfare and dropped on your lap on a random Tuesday? It's kind of a hard question to answer now, especially because I feel like a lot of them have been.

On a random Tuesday, a shadow dropped, man, there's so many. For you, Derek, let's say it. Say it. Really know. Well, I mean, I've already, well, wait, what do you think I want it? Legend of Dragoon, dude. Oh, okay. I thought maybe you said maybe it was something. Yeah, no, that's 100%. Like, again, I feel like I'm being ghastly, but I haven't, I haven't proven this yet, but I feel like I remember very vividly that Blue Point put out some tweets that were cryptic that were, uh, that had like, you're right, uh, but we reported on it.

So, yeah, and I remember specifically there were, it was like, oh, this is bloodborne shit, but I also remember using the word dart and which is like a reference to like the legend dragon, but the thing is when I went to check, I remember I went to check that tweet was gone. The, like, and I was like, wait a minute, what's that dart? Anyway, long story short, just made me think that, oh, God, I hope that they're still interested in doing that. I, you know, it's been many years. Dude, I don't know. I think what was crazy, too, is I remember Insomniac tweeting out, like, occasionally.

Yeah. Like, things about resistance. Oh, okay. And then like, oh, man, it's resistance. Or they'll just tweet out a random picture from resistance with no context. Uh-huh. Everybody was like, oh, I wonder what they're making. Nothing.

They had nothing to do with anything In fact they're just making Marvel games Until 2035 I'm pretty sure Yeah yeah So yeah they're not doing anything other than a Marvel Because they're getting that Marvel check right now I mean yeah I get it That Marvel check is bad though

Because they don't yeah because the licensing fees For that IP isn't really I'm assuming they make some sort of like reasonable deal For the licensing of the IP when they're Not as much as it's It's pretty from what I understand about those licensing deals It's pretty like a lot of people don't want to be doing them That's why it was there's like

It's work that you take because it's like guaranteed money, but it's not as, like, if they made a game that they owned that sold as much as Spider-Man, like they would be way fucking. Because I know Magic the Gathering, they were going to do the Spider-Man collab. And then they were like, they wanted to do it on the digital thing on like arena, like the digital client. Yeah. And they were like, we're not doing that. We're just going to make cards that say the same effects, but we're not. The license keys are crazy. I definitely, yeah.

I didn't even think about it until I looked into it. I was like, okay. That makes sense because there's a lot of. of a, you know it's funny, Raid, Raid Shadow Legends was doing surveys about like, kind of testing, feeling because they, they put in random IPs

every once in a while, like they did Zena, they did He-Man, and they're just putting shit, and they won't touch Marvel or anything like that. Yeah, and again, even though that is extremely popular, it would draw a lot of people in, but they would have to pay a lot. It's way too much. That's what, dude, they're, I guess

they're feeling out, they might do Cratos. But also they were looking at like, say, Tomb Raider stuff. So Laura Croft might make in the game. They're looking at magic the gathering shit. Like they're, I'm just like, look at all these options. And then everyone's just like one of the most popular things. They're not fucking with it because of you said how much it cost.

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G-A-G-R-A-Z-I-E. Oh, really? So, a Z? I thought it was... I thought for sure it would have been. I said two C's, but that was incorrect. I thought it was all the same way pretty much as Spanish. I just thought there wouldn't be an E there because that just seems such like such an English thing.

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I think at that moment is when it genuinely turns off. What do you say? Anyone over 30 to fuck anyone under 25. That's stupid as shit. That makes no sense. It's like you could do. It's free reign. That's so, that's illegal?

Yeah. Illegal is so crazy. Okay. That is what. That's what really throws it off to me. To me, it sounds like, well, that's like the, when a kid's making rules, you know? Yeah. Like, it's like when a child's like, I'm going to, like, you, you, it's so like overcorrecting, you know?

Like, that's like what a kid does. There's no like, discussion or nuance. Yeah, I think, yeah, I still feel like the way I look at it is like if, if Sophia Vergara came on to me when I was 22, I would have absolutely done. Yeah. I just think there's like, I just think there's like things for like other countries have some rules that are insane. I think we did let's start there yeah I think like in Japan where it's like 14 or some shit I think they just bumped it up a little bit or something yeah it's still like we can keep going like we can keep go I think there's like countries around the world to catch up even

some states in the United States where it's like I don't know I think we it would be I know a lot of people would be upset but I feel like 18's an okay thing societally I feel like that's kind of an okay place to start I know people grow up in other people grow up in other states and they're like I disagree you know people in the UK it's it's it's a lot you know people in the UK it's same thing. Like, you know, it's like 16. And so they probably disagree because they grew up with it. They're like, yeah, whatever. I drink when I'm 16. I don't get a fuck. You know what I mean? Yeah, I couldn't see myself really seeking that out at all.

Yeah, you just didn't grow up in that environment. That's what I'm saying. Right, right. So like, of course, to us who have 18 as a standard, you know, whether you're in New York, I think it was 18 as well. In New York, it's 17. Oh, okay. Yeah, which is like whatever. It's just around the same thing. I just remember being in college at 17. So, like, I remember just being like, that's, like, it makes sense to, it made sense to me. I see. But, yeah, it's, to me, it's like, all of them are arbitrary, but it's like at the same time,

it's like there needs to be a baseline. There's got to be some, like, societal base line. I feel like, I just don't feel like, I feel like 18 is pretty reasonable. I think, I, I know people can debate it all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a, that's a good starting point, you know, it's like, here. I think, I think, yeah, if it really becomes a problem with people like, the issue is people making. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists

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People like, oh, this person has a pattern. You know what I mean? Of like dating right out of fucking high school. Yeah. Or like fucking right. And it's just like, what the fuck are you doing? Like those people where it's like, okay, the person that is legal that are dating those like freshly like say in a 16 state those people right it's like we should come together as a

society make them pariahs yeah piss out of them or whatever like those people that are actively going out of the way in their eyes ship them to the island and then blow it up like i know it's not illegal but it's like we also there's plenty of things that aren't technically illegal that we should shun as society and beat the piss out of people for doing yeah yeah like that i just talking during a movie yes no like literally i'm much more harsh on think like not using your blinkers like i think like You should be dragged out of your car and beaten savagely. Yeah, I think you should have a leopard unleashed into the backseat of your car. I love that.

And we had like, we bred like the center for leopards that were taken care of well and they were trained to jump. They manifest into the car. I mean, okay, I guess we're doing magic now. Well, there would be like, no, there would be a drive. There would be a driver, right? And you'd see somebody not do their blinker. And somebody would call in. there's like this is this license plate right and they'll track you and they'll pull up alongside

you and throw a leopard into your car with incredible accuracy like so everybody has a dashboard cam too yeah that it's provable because i don't want people to be like the like you know how they're ratting out the jews kind of a thing oh yeah yeah yeah like it just to be like you have to have proof so you don't just you know people just rat it out people oh yeah like oh this person's harboring jews and like they would just fucking take them to the gulag even though they didn't do anything they just were just dicks and they didn't like their neighbors or whatever I'm assuming they have at least four or five Jewish men In the basement

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I'm not sure. There's a bunch of insects that I'm... It's weird that I'm 31 years old and I'm still learning about new insects. You'll never stop. I guess so, right? Yeah. Like I heard about this thing called like a, it's like a, I can't remember what it's called exactly, but it's like a house, like a, it's like a tiny scorpion. That's like round.

It's like a round scorpion, but it's like a small dot. People think they're ticks. But there's like a small dot basically. Like a little scorpion hands. Holy poli. No. No. Hold on.

Let me look at it. I love roly polis. They're so cute. They're cool. I always try to make sure not to step on them. I, yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, he doesn't do that.

He kills him. I saw somebody on Twitter was like, what bug is this? And somebody was like, oh, it's fucking this scorpion. Um, oh, a pseudo scorpion. I remember that because it sounded so. Yeah. Like pseudoscience? No, like, look at that.

What the fuck? It is a tick with scorpion arms. Yeah. And it's like, and they're way small, dude. Like they were fucking. Yeah. What, like, what God would create this? Although that might be, that might just be an actual scorpion though.

Wait. What God would create something like that? I know, right? A bored, angry one. That's so crazy. A bored angry one. But apparently they just eat like ants and shit. So they're good to have, I guess, but like, what the fuck?

If I saw that crawling on me, I would eat my own face. Remember the bugs that ate mosquitoes back home? The big ass bugs they ate mosquitoes. What? Which ones? They were giant bugs. They were fucking terrifying looking. They look like spiders with wings.

But they're like they eat mosquitoes. I forgot what they're called. I got to Google this. Spiders with wings. winged spiders New York eat mosquitoes

that's enough keywords I would imagine not for Google Joro spiders the giant flying spiders that spread across the east coast that was recently though are you talking about

yeah these are just spiders look man I don't know what you're talking about I think you hallucinated this I'd rather live on probably on fentanyl I'd rather live on Rannock you know

or like where Talley's from oh yeah they don't have have like bugs and bacteria and all that stuff. Would you rather live in a world completely consumed by bugs or Tamriel at all? I would choose Tamriel, but... I would just Tamriel largely because it's like whimsical. There's at least something interesting happening.

Bugs are terrifying. Isn't our world just consumed by bugs? I guess so, yeah. It's a bad question. It's not filled with bugs. It's a lot of... How many bugs are there on air? Yeah, ask Google how many bugs there are. is just

I think the number is so egregious that it's so it's so stupid yeah it's like how many how much sand is there in the universe how many grains of sand

how many atoms exist on a planet it's like dude I think like Chad GBTGBT will just come out and choke you yeah don't you dare

fucking ask me that again I remember hearing that like one strand of hair is billions of atoms wide and I was like I don't care

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amount of bugs. Dang, that's not even Arachnans. That's just bugs. I can't even care. No, it's actually probably includes worms too, right? Because worms are bugs technically. Insects make up 80% of long-known

I think they are. I think I learned this, I saw it recently. I think deceptopods, right? 5.5 million species. 5.5 million species of insects on average. Let me just look this up. 1.4 billion insects

for every human on the planet. So if we did one human versus Worms are not bugs But they're specific But Worms belong to a different class of animal Called Annalia Alright I don't care

So what do you think? 1.4% Look at the average There's roughly 1.4 billion insects for every human on the planet So what if we did For every human One human versus 1.4 billion insects

Who wins? I think the bugs might have it Do they? I think the bugs have it That's just so many That's so much Descending on you at once And all of them by the way

1.4 billion rolypoles versus one Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. All right, well, I guess they're winning. Who wins? The person. Are you sure? Yeah, roly polis aren't going to take it. Yeah. But I think all bugs?

Yeah. So, well, all, what, you mean all, all bugs? Yeah. So 10 quintillion bugs versus money. Imagine being the person, that the bugs chose to seek out. You know what I mean? They chose to collaborate with other bugs. Would that fuck up the Earth's rotation?

Yeah. If all the bugs converged. That would fuck a biomes. It would fucking make a huge, like, swing at one point. Like, if everyone converged on one part of the Earth. Think about how many... Think about how many bees it takes to make a menacingly dense swarm. Yeah.

And it's not even close to a fraction of a fraction of what that is. But think about, like, 1.4 million, you said? A billion. Jesus. That's so fucking... That's such an exponential increase. I can't even tell you. So 1.4 million...

The thing that's scary about 1.4 million bucks versus single human is that like... It's not even like... Billions. Because we talk about the guerrillas and the... Yeah, that's where I got the... Right. That's the discourse right now.

Right. And the issue with like how many kids or like how many persons... Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script. a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh,

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She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat down. there listening that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place versus a gorilla is that ultimately there's only a maximum of like a handful of people that can have any real impact right on the gorilla at any

given moment so really the guerrillas only I mean by proximity by proxity oh only so many can even get near him right because there be the space is being taken by people yeah so like a gorilla's only really fighting maybe seven people at once and that's generous maybe maybe a little bit more maybe like maybe 10 yeah somewhere around 10 15 10 15 at any given moment so it's still a lot of people but it's only like 10 to 15 at a time with bugs

that's a lot at a time dude like that's a concerning amount of time look man even the really polis can whoop your ass that's easily a million at a time Roli polis will suffocate you after a while. Yeah, they'll, like, crawl into your fucking body. They'll choke you.

And like just angry Roli Pollies, too. It sounds crazy. Like, what are they doing? Even just one B gets up into your sinuses, it's over. You know? It stings your fucking, like, sinus. If a bee crawls into your, yeah. Can you fucking imagine?

I want you to really vividly imagine this. Imagine a B crawls up your nose and stings you in your sinuses. I mean, I'd want to be dead. Yeah, like, you'd kill yourself. I don't want to be alive at that point. You hear it buzzing rattling around in your fucking head. Oh my God. It's a horror movie.

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if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio.

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She's a, she's a, she's a, oh yeah. She's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing. I feel so great. Yeah.

By the way. I'm just like the people that I have chosen to shit on. even before they made these like shifts like Candace Owens and Brianna Wu. Yeah. I was just so on the money. Of course. As many of us were, to be fair. Of course.

But like it's just kind of crazy. Yeah. It's like, oh, gee, the people who are acting fucking crazy. Yeah. Well, it's almost like psychopaths are always insane. Yeah. Sort of like that. Cray attention.

Yeah. Crazy how that works. No fucking morals or convictions. Yeah. Hmm. Weird. I'm glad that racist

I felt it I'm glad Candice Owens Child faces racism I'm glad well I saw Candice well the thing about Candice Owens

I saw her like she's making the rounds now because she's flopping yet again oh yeah because she's actually criticizing Israel obviously I mean obviously

oh right right right probably for but for the wrong fucking reasons but I saw an interview with her with the Ovan of course oh

and unfortunately if you don't know any better she comes across is very reasonable reasonable like get to see people watching that epoxy. I mean, like, oh, man.

Oh, like, if they've never heard of her. They never heard of it. Yeah. It's just like, she's a scamster, man. But like, whatever. It's so crazy that she's showing her ass on fucking Joe Rogan all the way back then where I messaged him and Joe Rogan understood that she's foolish shit. Yeah, yeah.

And somehow she got rehabilitated like so quickly. Yeah. And I'm like, what? All right. Whatever. It doesn't matter. I can't stand Theo Von. because I feel like he, I feel like.

Well, he's just, he's one of these fucking, like a real, because Cintras is. like in the way that we understand it in a propagandist terms is not a real person. They're always lying. Like anyone like say Boogie, right? Boogie has progressive ideals, but he was like, can we both get along? Like that's fake. That is a fake way to exist. It's not real.

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chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change.

Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar. And suddenly, I'm right. back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece.

I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Who has some sort of ideals, I don't know what he believes per se, but then he'll bring on Bernie Sanders and then he'll bring on the devil, you know what I mean?

Like, you're like, it's just like, then I'm like, you're fucking, it's Saturday night life. With your host, the devil. He comes, he comes in with his fucking greetings, I just flew up from hell and boy are my fucking wings tired.

There's an imp in the audience. It's his hype imp. It's his hype imp. Some guy People are laughing so hard Some guy Smashing his legs into there's juice That's like the fucking

What was it? Jay Leno Sorry I couldn't remember his name I love that that was what you were doing To try to instill the To reignite the memory It's the fucking

It's fucking sane himself That's the twist is that actually The devil is just Jay Leno It's It's just red Jay Leno It's just red It's Jay Reddo

He just spots And he's red It's me It's me It's me Reddo Redo, it's me I'm red

Can't you see? I'm evil I'm spot a team You see this? I see this So you hear about this thing in the news About me being red Crazy right

How expensive How much than that cost? Look mad at me I got red because I got a surgery to replace all my skin with red skin. Like if you, if you, if you, if you want to, because I was getting so bruised up all the time. I didn't want people to notice when it was happening to me.

That's actually pretty smart. It's a genius move because I'm Jay Redo. It's because I'm Jay. I'm the king of light night. You remember me? Please read the day. I've got a tank that I literally drive down the street. What the fuck is that about?

Please go away, Jay. Please go away. Please go away. You guys want to see me make balloon animals and make them live? And make them. Want to see me imbue rubber with sentience? I like how he's so like Refuses to go like he has to drive down the street

In a tank to be like Look at me Look at me! Look at me! Like, I'm the L'Aidrenaud. Go, go home. I haven't made enough money and gotten enough attention yet. Here's my tank. You see this? Who does that?

Imagine being as rich as him And doing stupid shit like that. Yeah. It's like Elon Musk. It's like what the fuck is wrong with you? You couldn't go home. The amount of nothing that I would be doing. Yeah.

And I don't mean nothing. as in like I wouldn't be doing anything. I just mean like I wouldn't make it other people's problem. If I was rich. You would forget that I exist. Yeah, you would all never see me again. Yeah. Like, you know, why the fuck?

Like, crazy assholes, man. Yeah. Crazy fucking J. Rennel. You remember this Conan O'Brien fella? I killed him. Yeah, yeah. I served in his podcast studio, killed his Armenian assistant and then ate him.

He's pretty tall, too. Aided one of Armenian Genocide Day. Yeah, yeah. That was two days ago. That was last week. Yeah, last Thursday. Fuck you son, I'm obsession. Yeah, it was a Thursday, and I remember, like, going to your party being like, oh, fuck, I got to leave early.

I was going to leave early anyway, but then, like, my headache got bad, and I left early for that reason. But I was going to be like, oh, man, tomorrow's Armenian Genocide Day. I got to go fucking grocery shopping today because they're going to be closed. Oh, right. I have on my calendar is Armenian and Convenience Day. It's crazy. That's what you call it. Well, just, dude, like, I don't know, man.

You have his Turkish calendar? Yeah, yeah. Dude, I know the Armenian Genocide happened. I get it. Right. But like I can't help but compare it to other genocides where they don't make it.

They don't shut everything down for it. You know what I mean? You lived in an area where it was predominantly one group you might have experience. Yeah, man. No, because there was literally a Holocaust and the Jews in New York City were, let me tell you something.

I don't want to feed into stereo. They were running their business on them. They ain't shutting down a day. They're open seven days a week. You know what? You ain't closing these banks. You know what I love? Last time we got killed for it.

So I'm not doing it. I love it. I love them for it. Honestly. Like nothing instilled. I'm just going to be straight out. I have a, there's like a thin undercurrent of Armenian bigotry in me, I think.

And it's not that it comes from like instilled from. It's literally. just being from living yeah from living and it's I know it's not fair because it's probably like the most obnoxious people here you know what I mean it's probably not representative whatever I get it I'm intellectually

like I get that but man I I remember going to get groceries I remember going to get groceries just one day and I was like fuck I don't have any groceries and then the rouse is closed and then the other place is closed and then the gas station is

closed and then everything's closed to remember this genocide and was it $6 million? You know? Look, all I gotta say is I don't know fucking deal system How about you shut the fuck up?

How would you stop it? I just mean I need my grocery I gotta live, you know? Do system of it down? Refused to make an album since 2005 But in honor of Armenia getting fucked up by the Azerbaijan people or whoever

Yeah, in like 2002, right? They made, no, this is recent, like 2020. They made a album, they put out two songs. They put out two songs for that. And I'm just like, that is. That's their people. That is, I don't. It's really, it's really, or I'm just like, well, hear me out, guys.

If we start, you know, doing stuff to the Armenian people again, that's crazy. System of a down release. That is insane. Listen, listen, I know it's terrible. I'm going to adopt the life of bigotry towards Armenians because I feel like it may force system of a down's hand. I got to clip this moment. I got to clip that moment.

That is wild. Hear me out. It's it. Hear me out, fellas. I don't want it to happen, but if it's going to happen. You hear about these guys sit around them out? I worked in Glendale for four years. Yeah, so you have right by the high school.

I went to college there and got a degree. at Glendale Community College. You go? Oh, you did. Look. Look. Well, what's he going to, what's this? What's this going to happen?

I have plenty of Armenian friends. I think it is what happens when one culture is black friends is a very prominent area. That is also part of it. That is also part of it. That is also part of it. When it's all, when it's 75% Armenia probably by now. So it becomes, uh, you or are a different person from me in my area where everyone understands me.

knows that I want to use of me for the most of everything. Look, man. So I think it's that kind of. Honestly, what I wish just, I just want, like, look, any culture you can do that with it. Any culture could be doing the way that day. True. But here's, here's my one piece of advice.

Yeah. To all our lovely Armenian listeners. Oh, yeah. Of which there are many. Yeah, many is a very large percentage actually. I just want to say this. If you're going to open up a restaurant, uh-huh.

It doesn't have to be Armenian fusion with some random other. thing. Yes. You're allowed. You're allowed to make an Italian restaurant. You're allowed to do fucking India. You're allowed to do whatever you want to do. I don't know what it is about. I'm not on this side anymore. I don't experience that anymore. I'm not on this side. I'm totally on. What do you mean you don't experience it? I don't experience it anymore. I don't go. Oh, you

don't go outside. I don't come over. I don't come over here for sure. Yeah, you just go to you just go to fucking Franken sons in home. I go like out of Dina's like that in Arcadia. I'm not going all the way to fucking Arcadia. Oh yeah, you just go to these white pockets play cards, right? Yeah, I go, I go like, no, there's not white populations. It's just fucking, it's super Asian. Like my whole life has always been.

So there's just like, yeah, like Chinese food and raisin canes. That's like, oh, it's over there. That's the only thing. Anyway, anyway, anyway. Anyway, anyway. Anyway, anyway. Anyway, that's the one thing. It's just like, I don't know why they're so insistent.

It's because of the fact that there's so many Armenian people here. So they're like, oh, but that's what I'm saying. fuse my culture, the food that people like in this area in it. Don't you want different food? Look, look, I understand. I can't have a pizza without fucking Armenian slop on top of it. Like, does it have to be? You guys are in, you guys are in my zone right now.

Because I'm just like, oh. You guys are sound like me and I'm scared. Can I get a pepperoni? Let me get a pepperoni please. And then all of a lot of vodka on it. It's like, nigger, I did. What in the fuck? When the fuck do I say that?

They fucking pureade that bachlova and then that's the tomato sauce. And I'm like, oh, dude. I didn't. I just want to lamb pepperoni and I'm like Oh I didn't okay That sounds good though I mean I would eat it but

My pepperoni sounds pretty good I'm actually just tried to But I know what you mean I just try to be obtuse I just yeah I remember there was a There was a we won't mention it by name But there was a breakfast sandwich place

That opened up kind of close to me Uh huh And I remember like it was being made And I remember being like Ooh cool I'm excited Oh man having a bacon and cheese Like right next door That I was about to be so over the moon about it

Yeah right And then it opens and it's an Armenian It's an Armenian fusion thing where it's just like they do breakfast burritos and so it's Armenian and Mexican food it's like it's not at all what I thought yeah and it's just like okay

cool it's where you're at man I would have killed for a bacon egg and cheese yeah it is where you're out you're not gonna get that around you're not gonna get a bacon like it's like it's back east yeah there's even like say oh dude the ones that Noah's bagels are actually not too bad no was that burger joint the one the Noah's there specifically is pretty good

oh right yeah it's fine it was by where I used to live Do you know, do you know, do you know where the Domino's is by like Olive or something? It's cool. A little past it. I think it's, uh, so on, on Glen Oaks, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a burger joint called like Apollos or something. Sounds Greek. Oh, I don't know. I never met. Like, so, no. So, the, so, I live for the mom and pop burger joints. Like, say, they're all over my hometown. Yeah, they're so good. Going to South Central Jesus Christ, some of the best ones. Um, this place, I, I got cheeseburger, right? I was like, I'll say, I'll say. so excited. I'm like, yeah. And it had these fucking red peppers that the Armenians used to season everything. And I was like, what the fuck is this? Because you're just supposed to put like

salt pepper, right? You're salt pepper a burger and then you charbroilet, whatever, it's fucking delicious. Yeah. It's a very different flavor from what I'm used to because again, I buy chicken with that seasoning on it. Like I go to I go to this local Armenian thing and I get it seasoned the chicken, it's delicious.

But like when I just want to get a burger proper from a joint and then the diner is set up the way that it's like normal things like a norms or whatever the fuck you'd go to. Yeah. And then I'm eating and I'm like, what is this? What are we doing? I was like so disappointed. I could. I love it. I love it, man. I love that you guys are upset, man. They'd be happy. I love it. I don't have. I'm not

because he doesn't have to do with it. I'm on the other side of town. So it's like regular stuff. I am exaggerating to a degree. Like I don't there's, there's places to eat. It's just weird when there's like a new place it opens. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman. Host of Beyond the Script. the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon.

She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there. Listening. that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's,

it's your happy place. Because that, like, that happens infrequently. And so, like, when it is, and it is that fusion thing,

I notice it. And it's just like, well, why, there's enough places around here that do all sorts of things. There's so many. It'd be nice.

And there's no breakfast sandwich place. That's what would bother me. You can only go to Duncan or Noah's. Those are fine, but they're chains. Yeah. I like Noah's, but like,

it's, come on. Yeah. There's a donut shop called Yum Yum That's not bad For sandwiches Yeah if you want to get some sandwiches Got some bagel sandwiches

Really? Yeah So that place is always I just a donut place There's one by minuses That was really good 24 hour The little hot Yeah I knew that it was 24 out

I've gotten like Yeah I've gotten like snapples from them So they got yeah And I've gotten donuts from them They have decent breakfast sandwiches I've walked there like 3M before And got it from there before

Yeah there you go I just wouldn't I just wouldn't In the summer get it because when the flies are blooming, they just hang out there. Because I was like, I would got, like, I would stop by the same,

there, and I was like, oh, maybe I'm getting like an ice coffee or something because it's like hot. And then I'm just seeing the flies just having the party. Oh, maybe. I love fosters. And I'm like, why the fuck what?

Fosters, I really like. They got good fucking ice cream, dude. Oh, really? Yeah. Go on. I mean, that's what they're mainly known for. I mean, I guess. Yeah.

I had a burger from the right. Do they do? I didn't like it. What kind of ice cream do they do? Um, well, it's just like. Soft serve. It's a soft serve and it also has that like, dude,

I love soft serve. And like has that, I might go now, you know the homemade ice cream has like a lot of like a kind of of all my yellowish golden tent to it. That's not like their standard vanilla. It's delicious. Dude,

I went home to New York once, uh, kind of recently. And my mom was like, you want to have this, you want to have some ice cream that I made? And I'm like, you're making ice cream.

Oh, she made ice cream. Yeah. It was pretty fucking crazy good. But I was like, that didn't strike me as something that you could make, I guess. Oh yeah.

You know, it just seems like, need the right stove. Yeah, it just felt like, you know, you need a factory for that. Me and my brother tried to make some a long time ago. We didn't have rock salt, so that was the biggest problem.

Oh, you need rock salt for it? You need rock salt, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and that was the biggest problem we didn't have. We should regular fucking salt. I bet it came out, it came out. It basically,

it was a smooth. It was like, it was like milk. You know, like it just didn't do its thing. You use rocks off so it's, let's get them. This is making me hungry,

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What Michael Jackson's word? Yeah I can't even imagine that Das Goopy I keep hearing Carl Sagan and thinking of Bob Sagget. That's very weird. Yeah,

it's, welcome to America's funniest home videos. Today we'll be watching a dog fall down. All silly like. I would way rather watch that.

Oh, yeah, instead of Bob Saglin, hey, look at me, I'm a little dumb ass kid. Oh, I fell again.

Oh, I'm fucking stupid. That was really egregiously bad. I couldn't, I was like, this would be so much funier if he didn't do that. Yeah,

it was like, let the video play. That's why I like Tom Berzron a lot more. Uh-huh. Like when he was doing AFV, think they called it? Yeah, I think so.

I liked him a lot because he would just let the video play. Like, he would have, like, his inter, he would have his monologues and, like, I love Tom Bergeron. Yeah. Yeah, like, he has that. I can't find it with some reason. It's not on here. He has that, like, that old, the dad, the old dad from Spy Kids energy. Yeah.

You know, we're just like, he seemed like a really nice. And then they had Alfonso Rivera on there, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, right. That's right. That's right. That's when they went woke, so I didn't watch it then. Whoa.

That was when I, that's when I was a much ago. That was what I really enjoyed. D-I-M-V. I was watching that show a lot when I was a kid and laughing too hard at stuff. They put a blackest home videos. What is this? America's blackest home videos. The wonders of the universe are vest.

Why would they put a black person in charge of America's funniest home videos? Why are there black people period? Anti-woke Carlson. Anti-wark-Call-Sah, yeah, yeah. That's fucking amazing. Where did black people come from? Why is it not Earth? It's so nice to be on your podcast, Joe Rogan.

Yeah, thank you so much, man. Thank you, thank you so much. I'm such a big fan of yours. Of course. I think this is the best podcast in the universe. What do you think about the lockdowns? I think it's corrupt faggots. Read the names.

I want to go home now. I want to go home now. Read the names. You want to make me dizzy. Oh, my God. Don't say that word, everybody. I'm afraid to say what you think. That's why I love you so much.

I didn't say that, by the way. Carl Sagan, anti-Woke Carl Sagan said that. He said that. Carl Sagan spoke through me. Yeah, anti-woke Carl Sagan spoke through me. That wasn't me. That wasn't Chris Maldonado. Have you seen this arc that Neil deGrasse Tyson's going on?

I don't know. I think what do you mean? What are you doing? He's doing like this. It seems like the final boss of centrism or something. Like where. He's like he'll cryptically Criticize Trump kind of

But then also do this weird thing where it's almost It seems in support It doesn't make sense what I think I've seen that He's putting all these posts Just go on his official Instagram His last Twitter post is stupid Like he recently talked to Oh he had like this line of maga hats

And they said different things And one of them it just it doesn't say Make science great again and Make Lying Bad again Make Lying Bad again Make lying bad again. And make school smart again. Yeah, I don't see that as, I don't see that as like a support.

The thing is that he never, he never, he always, he's always criticized him and Elon a lot. But I just don't like the joke because I don't want him anywhere near that. I actually look up to him. I think I know what you mean. Like he's playing in the muck kind of thing. Let me give me, let me give you an example. So he's wearing an Occupy Mars shirt. And it says this is three days ago.

A desire both Elon Musk and I have in common. You know, that's like Uber centrism. Sure. Where he's like, oh, finding common ground between this fucking villain that's absolutely gutting our fucking economy. I agree that it's a little too centrist. I think it's a very weird thing to do where it's like, oh, we have some common ground. I think it's kind of saying like, here's the one thing we agree on. And you may be saying it's the only thing or something, but it's still.

Yeah, I think that's what he's trying to say. There's the only thing we agree on. But like also, what does that do? I guess. It's like it is, like I said, it is the final boss of Cinders. I do think it's, I think he's a smart guy. So I think there's a strategy in some sense of if I can say nice things about Elon that I genuinely mean. Maybe he won't kill me.

No, I think it's more like. Maybe I can draw those retards over it. Yeah, that maybe I can get some people over here and think a little bit. Because ultimately, like, you know, they're babies. You know, you have to treat them like their children. And so you have to be like, hey, you know, because we want to get to, I want to get to Mars as well. Because he's actively criticized them both a lot. Like he goes against like people that are like...

I've seen too many... I've seen too many statements from him that are obviously not in support for me to really look into anything. I just don't want him there. I don't want him there either. I don't want him there. I like him too much.

That's goopy. Wait, where's the carnage in his fucking... I couldn't find it on what you call it on internet. It has to be on Twitter somewhere. Oh well. I keep hearing Carl saying, okay. Kingston, the name of the plan of the yellow scrolls is Nim, not Nern?

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Huh? Page 4 is getting long, man. Sound to grow page 4. Yeah, I mean. Shout out. Let's make it a page 5, man. Let's make it a page 5. Let's make it 10 pages.

10 pages. We get 10 pages of all Colin Moriartis. You guys got like a fucking spirit bomb. One more week of Colin Moriarty's. And we pose it got one more week. Colin Moriarty. I want it all car Moriarty. Yeah.

I want it all. But after that? Oh, absolutely. Cinema. That's the new, that's the new DC comics coming up. I feel like the only Jordan would be brave enough to do that. They're doing the absolute line of DC comics. So I want there to be the last comic that comes out at the end of it.

That would be pretty cool. We'll get the JLA for that universe. Let's get the fuck out of here. We'll see you guys next time on the Snark Tank podcast. Remember, patronage concept of snark tank. Join over there. Jump on the tiers. Early access, ad free.

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