The Snark Tank - #322: The Jersey Jevil

Episode Date: May 9, 2025

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Sit back and prepare. Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory. Don't, don't. I love that shit, dude. What was that? The dunk-dong. Don't, don't. Oh, I thought that was,

I thought that was law and order. Oh, it kind of, is that what they got it from? You can you imagine? I mean, actually, it's not that far vent. Yeah, it's not actually that. Now that I say that,

it's not really that crazy of a prospect. Yeah, just like the, and then don't, don't, don't. Hey, everybody. Welcome. to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him Sweeney.

It's him, Derek. Hey. Welcome aboard. Another day on this train. You're right there? Oh, no. Fuck. Oh.

You good, brother? Yeah. You sound like you're sick. Oh, my God. Actually, I do need to take more antibiotics. I forgot. Did you shit the bed at all? No.

I also, I counteract it with pro and prebiotics. prebiotics to make sure that I didn't ship the bed. You know? You don't want to shit the bed and have to, you know, ruin your sheets. Shitting the bed is pretty embarrassing. It's a terrible thing to do, you know? Yeah. Especially like, I don't want to upset my partner or nothing, you know?

Yeah, yeah. The partner that I live with and share the bed with. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to do that. It's kind of selfish. You should do me. Anyway, we got a lot to talk about today. I don't like you guys.

We got a lot of talking. What do you mean? I'm going to contact New. this podcast. Why? What's the problem? You fucking make a video. I don't know. What would you even? He makes a seven hour video of like, uh, I'm just like this is what it was like behind the scenes of the show and it's just it's just him always being late.

You were really early today though. I was really early. You were you were too early. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah. He showed up and I was like still kind of laying down scrolling. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, dude. I got that Disney energy right now. Oh, you were right. That's right. You were at Disney yesterday for May the 4th. You see that fucking Donald Trump image that he posted where he was like he was like a Jedi or he had like the red lightsaber It was like a portrait of him with the red lightsaber and he was like happy May the fourth everybody and it's just like Do you does anybody else need any more like proof that this guy loves being evil? Like does anybody need any more proof than that? He's just like an unbelievable eagle maniac

It's like like like like to a degree where it's like what like but like in the most I've ever seen like every every time he praises shit like like Oh, this dick, he only praises dictators, by the way. Yeah, yeah. This dictator of Hungary of this and like, these are great people. This dictator has the best RGB fucking setup. It is streaming set up. It's crazy. How long before you think dictators are going to start like streaming and stuff? Oh, man.

Actually, that is, I'm surprised they have it. I'm kind of surprised they haven't either. I think we're on a dark timeline shit where like for, for a hot while, bad is going to be like fine. Like for a long time bad has been like under delete. We're kind of already there. But I think, like, we're at the point where bad is not pushed back against, but soon it's going to be fine. It's going to be fine to be like, oh, a villain.

Like, if Saddam Hussein was alive right now, people would be like, he's actually not too terrible. Like, well, he's brown. Well, that's also, that's a little, yeah, it's a little complicated. Yeah, yeah, he's brown. So, like, I don't know. The villain paint is. Is it brown? Well, he's the shade of brown.

Yes, I know his name is brown. But, like, yes, he is brown. Brown is like a, you know, a Latino person. Right, right. He's not one of those fake ones, like the bright ones, like Wesley Snipes. Wesley Snipes, he says. He said one of the bright ones. One of the bright ones.

They call the bright ones. Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like Wesley Snipes is too white to be considered black. Yeah, like he's so, he, he, he, he, he, he, he went past Vanta, which resets you. Is he the darkest guy? I feel like there's so many people that are blacker than him.

No, of course. I'm darker than him. He's one of the darkest famous. I'm dark in a wetly slap, is right? I was watching wrestling. I'm not darking to Wesley Slipes? You?

I thought I was darker than him. You're close. I need to see you're red. You're red. I am very red. I am very red. You have a little bit of that red shade too.

Yeah, you look like a fucking... It's literally Native American shade, dude. It's gross. You're like a pig was thrown off a fucking building. What type of shit is that? It's all bruised up. Bruce and red. I hate that.

I hate how red I am. Because I'm the only one that's like that in my family. That's right. I've met your entire family. I met your dad. I haven't. How have you? It's time to catch up.

Yeah, yeah. We've been catching up with your dad. You guys are hanging out by father. Welcome, boys. Welcome as you sit on a fucking like, it's a chairman of an elephant's face. Shut down. Please enjoy yourself. But the trunk comes up through the middle of the chair.

So you're like. So you're like. You're like, what is going on with that chair? That's crazy. That, you know, that was the last of its breed. You know that, right? It begged for it. It begged for forgiveness.

We taught her how to speak and I killed it still. It was interesting. Oh, come here, my little red, my little red glowing boy. Red glowing boy. My little red bocky boy. Look at you. Look at you. We're getting lost in the sauce.

We are a little lost in the sauce. We are a little lost in the sauce. I, uh, I want to touch on something. Yeah. Real quick. Yeah. That I am sincerely, I am sincerely fucking baffled by, all right. you're aware of this

I guess that the so Gears War's coming to PlayStation officially yeah that's actually happening it's kind of a big moment because that means like all right

when wed's Halo coming yeah it's next because it's definitely gonna happen I've been calling this for years but like okay it's here what do you think this is like what do I think this is

if you heard that years of wars coming to PlayStation what would you assume that would be well what the thing that I my first thought and I don't know if it's your first thought was that like this is the end of the Xbox console.

Like they're not making, they said they're going to make more, but like, like, they're going to publish it probably. They're not going to make TV. It's just like, you're going to do what Sega did.

That's just smart. It's like probably the best thing that they could do. They're going to make a shit ton of money, especially now where people aren't really going to be going to be buying consoles. Yeah. Going forward, really. Uh,

in the same way that they used to. And then the only other thing is, uh, well, also it was just, because it's, I was like, it,

What's the difference between this and the ultimate edition, really? Right. This is exactly. So, so it's, dude, it's been, it's 20 fucking 25. Yeah. I think Gears 3 came out in 2011. 11, I think. I'm pretty sure.

It's been a long ass time. Right. The idea that they would be like, all right, hey, Gears is coming to PlayStation. Isn't that exciting? Here's just the first one again. Is fucking bewildering. People have been asking for this collection forever. Yeah.

Like since forever fucking ago. Yeah. I am so disappointed at this. It's just the first. The first one is my least favorite one. It is objectively everyone's least played one. Yeah. You don't go back to Gears 1.

Like if anything, oh, let's play Gears 2. Let's do some board. Exactly. It's like maybe if you're, two is the classic one. If you're doing a restart, like it's, I don't want to make it sound like it's a bad yet. It's good, but like brother, we've, I've, I've, I already have this But there's no...

And they're doing a good... To be fair, they're doing like, oh, if you have it already, it's free for you. Cool. Yeah. But it, I... I still have it.

Yeah. It's the same fucking game I have. It's not gonna be the... I don't care. I don't care at all. That's what bothers me. It's like, I should be over the moon about this. I should be so fucking excited.

I should have been like, ooh, praise the fucking sun, dude. Ah, Gears is coming. Finally. Nothing. Look, dude, there's no For 20 years! There's no berserker in gears two, you know?

Is there not? No. Is that a fact? The berserkers in gears one. That can't be real. There's none and two? I don't think there's a berserker in two. Look.

It's been a long time. I'm prone to being wrong. Look. But I do not. I have no evidence in my brain of fighting a berserker in two. You fight one. You fight the first one in the church. You're in the church.

I remember that. No, I know that. And then you fight the, the emotion ones and then three. The blowing up one. Like it's kind of green and jungly and shit. A berser moment doesn't stick out to me in years of war two. So you might be right.

But I just have a hard time believing that. It feels like why would they do that? Yeah, like, why would, like, you'd think that it would be like if like, it would be like if the jackals weren't in Halo 2. But they were in the first and third one. You know what I mean? It'd be like, why would they just not? If you already have it done, why wouldn't you just put it in the next thing?

It'd be like the hunters are in Halo 1, 2 and 3, right? Everything is in all of them. I imagine so. Everything is in all of them. Unless they're new, in which case they're there from then and then forever. There's no golden elites in Halo 2. I guess. But that's the same, you know what I mean?

It's the same animal. Nah, man. It's a whole different. The golden leaf you can't kill. You got to hit them in the back. I don't remember. What? No, you remember that.

Yeah, multiple enemies you can kill from the back. In Halo 1, there's a part where there's like, there's a glass. last floor and then there's two Golden Elites on each one. There's one on each side. You have to hit them in the back. You cannot shoot them and kill them. Why do I not remember that? I remember this like vividly because I played it with you. Yeah, I played it with you. Maybe.

You cannot shoot and kill them. You have to hit them in the back. I played a lot of Halo in my ears. I mean, I guess I just blanked. I mean, I don't know the biggest. I remember encountering that when I was little on being like, dude, why would they do this to me? I'm eight. I don't understand strategies. You're saying that though. Yeah, somebody in chat needs to let us know.

I need to fact check this because like, Like, I, I just find it difficult to believe that there wouldn't be a berserker in years. There's no. I'm gonna go play Gears 2 now. I'm gonna, uh, pull up my Xbox 1. Yeah. I'm gonna go find my old fucking hardware.

Dusted off. Plug it in. Play it at fucking 30 frames per second. Well, actually, it, they did uprise it and up for, all right. You know, whatever. Fine. But like, put it on PC. It, this is what I want to stream it.

You know how much I want to stream. You know how fun playing gears two on stream would be? Would be fun as shit. It would be like, it would be the first time. time I'm like, hey, I want to actually do some PVP. Like, I'm, I'm giddy to do it. Because I'm usually like, I don't care. Dude, just even, even a hoard, even a hoard session with us and like some random fucking

blames, some random, a listener, we could wrap up. We could actually do that raffle. Oh, yeah. What, that $10,000? Oh, is it like $10,000 for 45 minutes? It wouldn't be that. It would be 10,000, 45 minutes. And that's it.

And we get there half an hour later. I remember it being like, it was like 30 seconds. It was something like a minute max. And then like, all right, man. Peace out But So sad I'm so

Yeah man I saw the news this morning I saw Gears War trending And I was like Oh man No way It's finally happening And I got so

I felt myself Getting so excited Because I know it's close You know what I mean It's one of those things Where it's like That's gonna be a summer release That's like right here

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There has to be some sort of deal that like There has to be something. Maybe they're going to space them out but like that's That's also crazy. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. Spaced out like it's not like they're even remakes Because like if there are remakes then maybe

It's like say the thing that's happened with Metal Gear right? Right. I'm annoyed but also okay they're doing actual remakes So I'm not expecting them to drop them all I once. Exactly. If they were doing this from the ground up again Yeah. I get it.

Yeah. But like it's just a. port of a remake from fucking 10 years ago. It's going to be a little bit smoother. By the way, that Metal Gear Solid remake is going to be fucking amazing. I can tell already. Because I just, you know who's making that? The guys who just did the oblivion.

Oh, shit. So that thing's going to slap. Sick. Crazy. I might actually like it this time. I like that game a lot because it's really cool, but I hate playing. I'm just not. I like it.

I like it less than two. I'm more of a, well, this is just me. This is a me thing where I appreciate. and I'm impressed by like real life mechanics when they implement things in game like oh it's cool that they did that but I never personally

I never enjoy them this isn't every game that I can think of even NBA live they're like oh if you don't if you put the game down for a while your player stats go down because you're not practicing like you know like yeah and I'm like no no I don't like like you know it's impressive that they can do that

this is like there has been Metal Gear mechanics like that too. Yeah. There's this, but I just like don't enjoy it. I like it to a degree. I just think three is like a little bit overboard with it. It's just like slightly. Not too much.

I still enjoy it and I still, I think I made it like 90% of the way through that game. Why have my food spoiled? So like I, Because you're in the fucking jungle, bro. I'm hoarding food and then it's like, well. And then you gotta eat it, bro. But then I don't need it and then it's got it.

You get your food when you need your food. You eat it when you don't need it. Then when you don't need it anymore, you don't get it. I don't get it. I'm going to kill myself. while you're in the jungle he's gonna do it for you. Can I not salt my food?

No. Like I'm a cowboy. Where are you gonna get salt from? The one thing that makes The one thing that makes the stuff in that game better is the fact that like The ultimate forgiveness point of that for me is The end. Like for the boss fight?

Yeah. Where you could like wait a week and then he dies of old age. I think that's fucking sick. That's a great. That's an awesome idea. Speaking of, spoiled food that's how you can easily kill one of the bosses

I thought you were saying speaking of spoiled food you just spoiled vinegar solid three oh no well I just again that if you get spoiled 20 years later it's like do you should probably kill yourself that like at that point at that point

I can't be upset because my my idea is like this game has been out for so fucking long you are not that interested in playing it you know if you haven't played it at this point yeah if you're playing video games you're like a person that cares about video game, that is like a very much so a benchmark video game. It's just like, it took me a long time to play Metal Gear Solid to you and I never cared.

Like the way that I view it almost is like people have people can talk about like if I'm avoiding Metal Gear Solid entirely basically for like a long ass time. People are talking about it around me. They can talk about whatever because it means nothing to me. You know what I mean? Everything that they're saying like I'm not going to remember half the shit. Exactly. Because these proper nouns and these names aren't connecting to anything that I know. Yes.

So, like, the first time I, uh, two of my friends, I was going to wait for, I'm the person that always waits for things to become super cheap when they come out. And so Skyrim dropped, right? In 2011. And, uh, I heard about it. And I was like, oh, this is going to be dope. And then I'm like, I don't want to fucking. I'm going to wait. So you played it in 2019. I'm going to wait. I played in 2012. But I was going to wait for it to be even cheaper. But it hadn't reached the point. But my two of my closest friends wouldn't. shut the fuck up about it. It was the only thing they were talking about it. A year later is crazy. So it was not a year later, but it was within the next year. I would have, I would have waited a year. Because I just like, well, let me, I like Sydney. I played that game in 2017. I'm a fan of, well, that's

so funny. See, that's crazy. That is that is so funny to be. Yeah, because you, when you lived with us. Yeah. When I got my PS4 and you started playing Skyrim. I was like, are you playing Skyrim again? And he was like, again. That is the normal thing you would assume. I was

That game Trapped my brain Did you play the remaster version? I played the one The upscale one edition or something Yeah whatever the fuck that was That shit was insane That's when I got

Just first got my girlfriend too She was getting neglected Because that game was fucking It's a neglectful game I was like I don't know how I was like I don't know how people I don't know how kids in high school Played that game and went to school

Because I would just be like I'm not going to school I'm gonna play Skyron I'm glad I was in college When that game came out I'm like I'm not going to school I'm going to play Skyrim. I don't give a fuck about,

I don't go fuck about school. Tamriel needs me to cause chaos. I think when I was playing, I was unemployed. It was badass. I remember I moved from, I was in Arizona in 2011 when it came out. I first,

I hadn't even heard the Skyrim theme because I hadn't been following the Elder Scrolls. I was just like, whatever, I'm aware of it. Yeah, me neither. And this chick, her phone was ringing. And I thought like, I was like,

is that God of War? What the fuck is that? She's like, no, it's fucking Skyrim. And, hadn't even dropped yet. So this bitch was like, this bitch was like, you know,

like she's like rabid fan. I'm like, all right, relax. And, uh, and then, uh,

the next year I moved to Cali, uh, because I had, I had to where, um, my, um, long story short,

I had some law trouble with my car got taken away. I, I probably mentioned it before. Oh yeah, you got your car stolen? My, my, my,

my, my, my, my, my, my, that was crazy thing that we met before, like,

we actually, like, we actually, like, met in person. You guys didn't meet. You met his car. The reveal is interesting. Yeah, yeah.

All these years, it was you. Yeah, it was me. I stole his car. You stole my car. And then I, yeah. But I came back to California, I had he stole my car. Yeah.

And I was jobless. I was trying to find a job, right? And so I had a sweet deal where my, my friend's mom let me crash at their place. And all I had to do was pay a 50 a month until I got a job, which was like super sweet deal.

That's crazy. I had a little bit of money saved up. And then they had a big ass, One of those old giant TVs, though. Oh, yeah, like the big cabinets on us? Yeah, and it's like a million pounds and shit. Dude, carrying those TVs was insane. Oh.

It was like, what? Do we have the village one time? Because my mom bought a house and then her partner had a house down the street at first. And we transferred a dude, it was like, it had to be like seven of us. We're, it was so stupid. Just taking it like maybe five houses down. Like hands. What makes it crazy?

is that I've lifted TVs that are so much heavier than couches I've lifted before. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. And I'm like, what makes this TV so heavy? You want a heavy TV, dude. Like getting the CRT in my living room up on that

fucking stand by myself was crazy. I felt like I had to like really summit like I screamed while I was like, while I was up here. It was fucking insane. Especially those TVs too because they're so awkwardly shaped so the weight is all fucked up. Yes, it's working.

The weight is right in the screen. It's right there. So why is it in the screen? It wants to fall into you. It's fucking crazy. I remember lifting those TVs I remember like, I was like, I was like, I'm going to open it back at this fucking TV. There has what is this? What's in here? Is there another dimension? Is there so

fucking heavy? And they always fall straight forward on the screen and destroy themselves. And I'm like, I, it was very eight these things. Not having like, bulletproof counterweights I mean it would have made it significantly heavier

but having counterweights would have been nice so they want like say earthquake they can fall over so easily well they're heavy so I guess they didn't really

do that very often but no yeah when they got flat they did yeah that's why they made the bases yeah crazy heavy

you remember the you remember the first TV that we got I think it's mixed TV now actually but like the stand that came with it was like

as heavy as the TV was those TVs are fucking insane man I really, really wish I held one of those people. It was one of them. They're all like, there's no, like, at my house in New York, when I went back, there's nothing is like not modern anymore.

Oh, the old CRTs? Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad I got one off of some guy who murdered someone or something. Oh, nice. Yeah. Very cool. I can't remember how I got that one, actually. Did he murder the guy with the TV?

It was like a government repossessed TV from like some, like, from, it was like some guy had committed a crime. And then they basically took all of his stuff because he was in jail for a lot of forever. It was like a, crazy like he's like a crazy for like actually like he should be in jail like for sure and a friend of mine worked for the people

who was doing like hey you want to CRT from a murderer and I was like yes what do you mean it's free? I want a haunted television yes of course I want to see people screaming inside I don't turn it on oh shut up I'm going to get

I forgot how many souls have been trapped by the you know the murder victims of that guy I know the TV turns it on and it's imprinted into it. Every now and again, I see somebody like, I see like a face kind of whispering around in the TV. You know the ring? Like when the girls is coming to me, what if you break the screen in the TV? I think that's

what you should have. Like in a middle of her coming out, you break and you cut her body up and she falls out. Ow! Like, did you see that movie? Did you see the ring? I saw the original one, yeah. Wait, what do you mean original? Like, because they made another ring movie later on like in 2016. Well, yeah, I'm just talking about the ring, right? Well, I didn't even know there's sequel.

I guess that makes sense. Why wouldn't they make sequels? Is that a prequel or a sequel to the Lord of the Rings? I think it's a... I think it's a novella. I think it's a novella. Oh, it's a novel. It's a spin-off where it's going on at the same time. Oh, it's like Five One of the Winter Soldier.

Yeah, yeah. It's exactly like... Like, this is the main time left is the story about the... The Lord of the Rings is happening, but this is the Ring. I saw Sinners. How is it? It was good. It's black, you know.

That's very black, yeah. It's a very black movie. It was awesome. It was great. I told... I told... Lily's like Lily. I don't know if you're going to be a couple.

I don't remember. I don't ever get mad. It looks really good. Do you know what to remind me of? What? I want you to guess. Like a movie that it reminds me. From Destina.

Yeah, there you go. It's fucking great. Yeah. It's a black restaurant. My one problem with it, it's fucking, I don't mean this in like a complexion way. The movie's very dark. During Lowe's Pro Savings Days, the job works in your favor. Milo's Pro Rewards Members, buy more and save more of materials they rely on every day.

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we're made of like cinema it's it's it's funny because it's like it's like it's like a dark it's like a dimly lit horror movie with like a primarily black cast and it's very funny because it's like you got to start to realize why like incidental why things like it's you i'm trying to word this in a way that doesn't sound like you start to understand understand why racism happens. But like, you can, you can,

what? But you understand why it's like, ah, it's so difficult to light a crew like this. Well, duh. I know, but it's like,

you can see why people will be like, let's just not, let's just not make a movie with this. Oh, you mean like, it's not worth, it's much more difficult. It's so much harder to do.

Use white people, but it is, it's fucking a damn good movie. The music's dope. Music's great. That one scene in the barns great. That's a crazy scene in general. Yeah,

the movie was good up until then. And I was like, oh, this is great. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? I really, I, I like the movie a lot. I think the ending part with the, with the Asian woman, incensed me. We're not going to, we're not going to talk about the movie. I'm going to watch it.

They'll get the, let's see, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a bit, there's flaws. It's a little bit rushed, kind of. What are you doing? Are you taking a, Bill Cosby over here. Pill Cosby. Like a Pilginar over here. what is that

I take a drink of my water and while I take a drink he hits one into my mouth I'm that good I'm that good I mean what he's about to do is fucked up but you got to respect the

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Bill's eye He has the fucking stupid But it's not the circle It's a fucking sweater color It has the sweater color patterns Yeah It's a little Bill's head I forgot he was involved

With that fucking show How could you forget It's him Wait he's not Little Bill He is a little Bill He is a little Bill Oh I thought you Sorry I thought you been like

voice I thought you made his voice Shut the fuck Oh Oh my daddy I want to go To the amusement park I'm Bill

Bill, Bill, I bill Guga Guga Guga Guga Guga He kind of

He kind of He's almost Trump kind of Trump-esque Little Google What are you It's really

It's just They're both from New York So that's why Did Trump get it from him He's from New York? He's in New York I thought he was from fucking Africa I mean, far back enough, probably, you know.

That total song was about him. Oh, my God. That is great. He's just looking at a picture of Bill Cosby the whole time like crazy and a fucking beggar. It's going to take me a lot. It's going to take me a lot to drag me away from you. And he's thinking of Bill Cosby.

You see how it takes me a lot and drag me away from you. There's nothing that 100 men or more could ever do. I bless the rains down in Africa. And the rains is. pills. Thank you. There you go. I love the idea of Bill's eye.

I love the idea of... Please write that down. There's gotta be another piece. I gotta contact someone. I gotta contact my officials. Bill's eye. Hey, look, it's already there. Look, the fucking...

It's already happening. It's already been in motion. That's fucking funny. By the way, this is a fucking animiotic. Oh, all right. I put those shit in my pee-hole. I thought you're popping quailudes. Did I just grab it, twist, and I...

What's funny? I have like, dude, I have this, I have this thing called Verico Seal where you're, the, the, the, the, the veins or tubes or whatever connected your nuts on the left side, they're like super inflamed and they're all fucked up. And, uh, no, my nuts fine. It's the, it's the veins. The veins, the tubes are bigger. Yeah. And it, it, it, it, it's the reason why I take TRT because it's fucking with my, the weird thing is they, one of my doctors said the, you all just said that it shouldn't fuck with my testosterone. production, but my endocrinologist said that it would. Two different opinions from two different type of doctors, but my endocrinologist is like, no, you need to be on TRT. You have more than one doctor?

Well, specialist, everybody has... Are you serious? I just go to urgent care. I went to urgent care, and they were like, we can't do anything for you. Yeah. So then I'd go to ER. That's how I know that I'm helpless and I can't do anything about it. And then you just sit there? Yeah, and I'm just like, all right. You die in a fucking urgent care lobby?

Dude, I thought a nigga died I thought this dude died At 7-11 There was a there was a dude Like he looked at you probably like 20 years old or something Windows rolled It's hot as shit So a few days ago

Before I got all cold It was hot as fuck His windows were rolled down like this much There was a bunch of fucking Sterephone cups in his car So I'm like that dude was sipping on some shit You know Wait what does that mean

Like lean He was Why the styrofoam What is that's like the fucking It's like the fucking It's like that dude thing people make it's the typical thing when you see the Starvone cup it's like it's it's it's it's what is that like a cup you know what is it is it is that like a copper mug with like moscow mule is that

that's kind of like the thing yeah if you see a copper mug you you assume you know what's in it yeah so if you see people especially stacking cups it's like it's the drinking cups of pro drinking cups of lean is insane it's uh it's something nice glass of lean in the morning they say sip for a reason you're supposed to sip on it and then you have i think some of these young have you have you drink lean before i've had the opportunity and maybe one time i did unwillingly um because there was this it it said jungle juice but it wasn't jungle juice you know what i'm saying i drink lean like twice in my life and i will never do that shit again yeah like the way you feel is you feel like you feel like you sit down and then your spirit sits down 10 minutes after you and you're

like i don't know anything about i just don't like being um i don't even like i just don't like downers in general I just, I don't like being in, I like to be in control. So like as far as just myself, if I, one time I even smoked too much and I was, I hated how I couldn't function. Yeah, yeah. Like I was so stuck that I'm like, this is crazy. I'm at work. My boss could walk in. Well, this was an edible.

We were hanging with, I was hanging with Jalen and Mick the other day. And they were, so it was like, smoking offered Jalen some weed. And he was like, yeah, man, whatever. And Jaylin's a friend of ours who smokes a all the time. Yeah. And he got, like, I guess Smokey's Wheat is crazy. Because, like, he was like, I don't even, that fucking killed me. And he was starting to think, like, do I even get high?

Like, what kind of weed is this? He was on his ass. It was fucking hilarious. Was this Saturday? He was on the other, yeah, the other day. Yeah, I was. We ran into the, me and Jojo ran to the liquor store. Oh, yeah, yeah.

He was going on like a run, I think. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, he was like, oh, he was like, come through on Saturday. They were like, yeah, yeah. I was like, hit us up. And then it was all cold and a little rainy. And she was like, oh, does that still happen? I was like, oh, we haven't heard from him.

And so we just, I didn't contact him. And I just like, ah, whatever. But I was this, I told her, I was like, look, you know, it's all good. Like, I just don't want to be one of those things that he thinks like, oh, they didn't want to come. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, I think, because he, because we were at, we were hanging. I was like, oh, you should let Derek know. But it was like, all right, I'll send him a message.

Okay. And then I wrote it out. I never said it I do that way too hard Nick has the most open door policy Out of all of our friends Like literally like every time I've shown up He's like hey what's up

I'm yeah I am so But he's also the most legitimate Of the people that we know I feel like In the sense of like I never I would never step over there Because like I feel like I'm always interrupting Like a genuine like

Like genuine work That's true You know what I mean That's a good point It's like me where it's just like Yeah come on whatever Yeah what the fuck do we do Lily really works

That's it But like I'll just tell it I'll just fucking laugh About bullshit Fuck out of your Lily For a poop again

So you Yeah So you're not a fan of Lean You like to be in control Yeah Yeah You and Boz Katsby have that in common

You guys both like to be in control We do like to be in control But just you know You remind me a lot of bill You saw me You remind me a lot of bill actually You're friend of him I mean I do have like

Colors you know Like I am a little You are a colored person And you do wear a color You know, I would, I would. It's safe. Damn. That's all Charlie Kirk, I guess, you know.

That, that sound, you literally, like, that was the spirit of Charlie Kirk. I was, I was, like. Did you see that bill or whatever that was going around that, like, even the worst people in the world are like. This is iffy? Dude, well, it was like, um, it was like something about, like, there's a bill or, like, something or emotion. I don't know what the fucking private terminology is.

I didn't look that deep into it. Right. It was like, because everything's fucked anyway. Why care? Yeah. But, like, there's, there was like, there was like this. bill going through Congress or whatever that was like basically they want to make it illegal for people

to participate in boycotts against Israel and like the fine the like the the um the uh the punishment is like a million dollar fine or something which by the way is like so just like eradicating the first amendment

first of all this shit makes me so sad I'm not going to say it makes me so sad right because a million dollar fine for breaking a rule against Israel is just very like yeah it's It gives, you know what I mean?

Like it's painting itself. If you don't want to increase anti-seemitism, you're doing it in the worst possible way. That shit's over. It's bad. It's done. Yeah, it's over. There's going to be another, there's going to be another mustache feller again. Well, look it.

Look, it's going to be. Kanye. It's going to be Kanye. It's going to be kind of. It's over. From, from people have been saying that since Benjamin Netanyahu is an ultimate war criminal, and if he ever steps down, he's going to be arrested and probably killed immediately. is calculated to

to protect himself you know he'll sacrifice all the is make things as anti-Semitic as possible which will give him like credence to stay there oh yeah yeah we are constantly under attack you guys need me blah blah blah this this and that because like you're saying yeah things like that are being proposed

you would think like Benjamin Netanyahu a reasonable person I'd be like please don't do that you're going to make things way worse for our people Right, yeah, exactly. And he's doing everything that is making things infinitely worse. Like, say, when you can, when you can, when you can, when you have the choice between doing precision strikes and spec ops and shit and you're like, no, huge bombs.

Right. Like, oh, and then all of a sudden now we how, remember what happened during the pandemic when, oh, the, the virus came from China. And then fucking Asian people started getting beaten up. So like, what do you think people are going to, you know what I mean? Yeah. So it's like, it's causing anti-Semitism to rise to a lot. One shout out though.

One shout out through plenty of communities within the New York City are a bunch of Jewish people that are very but so outwardly speaking against that guy and being like that is completely against the Jewish faith to do anything like this to people. Like they were people there already and it's really, it makes me really happy to see that there's like a very large community. Which are very happy is in my home. They're like, this is crazy. Well, yeah. They're around other people.

First of all, most Jewish people I know personally. I don't know a single person. that is pro-Israel in person in my life. I have not met a single person that I know personally. I've met like a handful of people who were tacitly. They were just like kind of by the as the default position as like Americans,

but like not invested to the point where like. Right. I haven't met a single person. I don't know. I don't actually know any because we're reasonable. We're regular people. I don't know nationalists. That's true. That's true.

They're weird people. They're crazy. Even my young friends who are like more Jewish like. like traditionally they're like that's fucking crazy yeah they're like people there are like you're we're here but like you know we shouldn't be yeah and that's it's the one thing i try to stay away from the any if anyone who entertain i don't even want to entertain that because it's because then you can just put that on everything else right like that's oh we shouldn't be here in america uh the the the the the the portuguese people shouldn't be so you know like we can go everywhere everywhere

that got taken over and slaughtered a bunch of people. At a certain point, things are what they are really. Exactly. Unfortunately, we can't go back. So the people that are being like, Israel shouldn't even exist. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Shut up. What are you doing? Like you're making, I understand what you're trying to say, but it means nothing.

It's unreal. You're hurting and not helping. It's grandstand. It doesn't really fix the problem. It fixes nothing because that's not going to happen. Israel's just going to get disband. Oh, we're going to put the Jewish people in the fucking Missouri or something. We're just going to move them there.

We need... What we need is Israel needs to make an anime. They do. So that people like them again. They need to make an anime. They need to make... Or a good... Do they export any media, actually,

I think about it? Of course they do. That isn't like propaganda. Of course they do. I mean, I haven't seen any of it. One of my friends that played Digimon is Israeli. And he's like, yeah, he's probably... No, no, that's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying, like, is there like a... What I'm saying is like, is there like an Israeli... You know how like... Anything like well-known? Let's go. I don't know. I don't know. Naro Jew,

Naro Jew, Naro Jew, Naro Jewto is Jew Ball Z, Dragon Ball Jew. Dragon Ball Jew is actually fine. Right now we're just shouting Jew in the middle of things. Dude. Jude, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, too, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, and it'd be the fucking, it'd be that fit on the roof.

It'd be the foot. It'd be like, it'd be like, Dan. God, that riff is so fun. It's badass. What is it? What are you trying to do? Would it be somehow that into the Dragon Ball Ziti? It's especially in Canon Spiral, but it's like it's a dreidel.

Mahal support tornado. Shalom! Hey, shalom! I love it. This is really Dragon Ball. It's fucking awesome. That'll be an extra embo. You can't call it be the rescindon, but it's a dreidel spitting real quick.

Yeah, yeah. That'll be a. Oh my God. Awesome. That's a nice for ammo. For sure. If I could make a Jewish Dragon Ball Z.

Oh, man. That's good stuff. Crill would be exactly the same. There'd be no difference in Krillin at all. He'd be. Well, he's got to have a Yamika though. It'd be a star David on his head instead.

That is crazy. It's actually just Dragon Ball Z, but everyone is a Yamika. Yeah. So it's fucking everybody's hair silhouettes. Like totally. If you're going to draw the Goku or like Vegeta's silhouette,

it looks weird now. Virginia's fucked in particular. Well, Goku is fine. Because he has the round part. He has that little part that he can put on the yamaca. It's just the yarmulgans on top. Like, yeah, it still needs to be there. Like it's like it's pasted on there.

Like, that doesn't fall in regularly. It's like pasted on the top. Oh, man. Yeah, I can't wait to do that. That's fucking awesome. I can't wait to do it. Speaking of a Jewish people. Well, I was, yeah, yeah.

It's okay. I guess. You can delightly touch on the fact that the debate between Hassan and Ethan, uh, Hassan and Ethan Sure. Ethan. Yeah.

Is that I think that's how you're supposed to say it. We're all wrong. That's right. Yeah. It's Ethan and, uh, it's Hassan and, uh, it's Hassan and Ethan. Hassan. Fucking. Hassan.

That Hassan, he, we're, we're, excuse our ignorance for mispronouncing their names for so long. I'm gonna do it more. I'm gonna do it more. I'm gonna ramp it up. I can be worse. Yeah. Hassan and Ethan's wrongs. Hassan.

Ethan. Ethan had a debate. They had a debate. It was a cacophonous, to say the least. It was. That's exactly the right phrase. It was really bad. It was,

I love how debates when they happen now, the only people who lose really are the audience. Yeah. You know, that's kind of how I felt watching it. It's the people who aren't invested on a side. It's the people that go in there that generally want to hear a conversation and see, oh,

you guys might have points and you're like, oh. If you think, like, yeah, if you're, if you are somebody at this level of, of being on the internet,

like you've been on the internet and, and, and you understand who these YouTubers are and shit and Twitch streamers or whatever and you think you're gonna get any reasonable discussion out of a quote unquote debate like what do you?

Yeah, where are you been? Like, what are you doing? So he's talking about, sir. It wasn't saying conversation. I feel like Sam Cedar wanted to get up and leave halfway through it. He just wanted to not be there anymore. Oh, of course. I'm sure. But, you know, he agreed to do it and Sam Cedar

I think he sounds like Kermit the Frog I think he does a little bit. I know what you're saying he has a character voice yeah I don't know about Krenreni he puts on a bit but I think his voice would fit a Muppet I know exactly what you're saying I know exactly what you're saying

I actually think Sucid is a cool guy but well I don't know him I don't know proud of him personally he seems fine you know he seems he seems fine he's uh he's a he's a he might be addicted to to lean for a the fuck I know. That's crazy. That's crazy. If he stands up and you see a bunch of

Star Homecoats fall off his lap. He's like, he just passes out. dating cut away. Fast in time. There's a bunch, like 12. Probably that sometimes just says the date of that. He's got a soda drink at with lean in it. Like Smitty, Smitty, Switty, Warburman, Jensen. Oh, Yagerman. Mishman. Jensen. Yeah, Gersman, Jensen. Yeah, GERgen, Wurgen, Jensen.

Wurgin, a, Wurgin, a, Wurman, Wurman. What is it? I think it's Smitty, Wurban Yeagerman Jensen. I think it's Werben, Yeagerman Jensen, okay.

I used to know shit about it's off my top of my head. I still do for some reason. It's been a while. Lily fucking knows every... Smitty, Werben, Yagerman, Jensen. She knows every word to that episode. He was number one. That's crazy. That's Tism.

That's Tism. I have a, I have a picture of me, you know, like a fucking old school fucking photo where I'm just playing this gay ass metal guitar like in my room and that old, you know, OCR TVs. Yeah.

Fucking. With the hat on there? It's the perfect scene where the hat, it looks like the hat is being about to be placed on my head. It's like the perfect shot. And I'm like, I love this photo because it's just like, damn. This.

First of all, well, go ahead. No, it just reminded me of like a foot. Like, I was going through like a bunch of old photos when I was home with my parents. Yeah.

One time because I was like looking for stuff to bring home and like frame in my apartment. And we, I found this one photo that I took that in like 2002 or three. that looks like like a modern like you know how like we will share screenshots of like ridiculous images from cartoons or whatever right

yeah like I have a printed out fucking Polaroid picture of my TV with Ed and Nettie and it's like on the TV and it's the scene where double D is like stretched out and like sunburnt on the ground screaming and it's like in the middle of all these family photos

I was like, why did I take this Like I knew back then It was like I want to screenshot something But screenshoting doesn't exist It didn't come out yet I gotta I gotta do this Analog screenshoting is hysterical to me Like I couldn't believe like I took a picture of a meme in 2002

There's a bunch of like fucking 10 Crucified That's excellent what? It's been crucified as a kid Yeah you were being crucified Crown of thorns and everything So they failed And they didn't go all the way through

I didn't die It's like oh good job And I healed up Pretty nice. It's just like a couple hour punishment. They just leave you up there for a couple hours. It's like, oh man, where to hold your hands, though? They were there, dude.

They were there. Just, you know, really good. My bone and my bone and skin and tendons grew back, and I'm fine. Hey, man, technology. They started skin grafts. Yeah. Bone graph. The dudes that in the alleys.

Don't you guys have those salient, alley surgeons? Oh, yeah, alley surgeons. They have them everywhere. They have everywhere. Isn't that a common thing? I go outside right now with turn white if I want to do. You can find an alley surgeon near you if you go to, I think, Alley Express. You go to Alley Express.

Go to Alley Express. Not the Alley Express you're thinking of. It's Alley Express. Alley, you know, back alley. Alley. And you can find, it'll give you, you know, real-time GPS coordinates of, like, where these alley surgeons are. And no surgery right up. They'll put you, they'll take you apart with you together three times as fast, man.

I love that idea. I love the idea of Allie surgeons. You know how like dudes in prison are like really resourceful? And they can make all of sorts of shit that you never, we never would have even thought of. Like, oh, they're making wine and shit, you know. And they're making, they're doing things that I never would have, because I don't need to. I don't need to think that way. Yeah.

And so the Allie surgeon, like, oh, how do they get their anesthesia? You know, like what do they do? Like, they find different ways. Like they get like rat juice and then like fermented. And then they do things to like numb people. Juicing a rat like a wet towel. Don't kill it, though. They need to keep their swords.

They're freaking, they're freaking, which on their stocks. So they squeeze it real tight in the rats. And then they throw it back. You throw it back and throw it back in a rat bin. Back in the rat bin. Yeah, it's pretty great. So, yeah, so I think that's what the debate was mainly about. Yeah, rats.

Yeah, rats. The rats, like Hassan, Hassan and Ethan were like, hey, you know, New York rats or the best Jewish rats or something. Right. And then, and then Hassan was like, well, I, you know, I moved to West Hollywood or whatever, and there's a lot of like Hasidic rats over here that are actually way better. Right. And they're like, I think our rats are better than yours. It was debating the validity of a rat Judaism.

Yeah. And like who has the actual right? I feel like that's really close to something horrible. It is really close. If you think, if you have a negative connotation of rats. If you think like you, then it's a bad thing. What do you mean, bro? I think rats are extremely useful,

and I think people have created many things and labs that have improved our life significantly. Yeah, I think you're Jewish people. So I think, yeah. So I think... Anyway. It's such big a dream. You have no clue how to continue.

I was on this bullet train. You're coasted and that shit fucking be railed hard. Listen. Look, it was a... I want to do that. I don't want to kill myself actually. But like... With a train?

But I want to like derail a train with my body. I do feel like... So look, this might be... You just want this moan by you to shove it. This might be a little... I'm in the middle of the train. This might be a little insensitive. But like, I do feel like being on a derailed train would be kind of cool.

I think you think it's... is. If I'm wearing like like I'm geared up I'm gonna see up yeah I have a football helmet I have fucking padding like I am geared up to where I can absorb any well I'm down any blow but like I think you'll be fine you hit like I want to be one of those uh those bubbles what are those things yeah yeah one of those things you remember we saw the would sorbys go off that cliff and die oh yeah we talked about it of course that video was so not it is it it was so not funny it's it's It's amazing that it's even allowed, you're allowed to even do that. Yeah, I mean, I guess they weren't,

I guess they weren't, in that one video they weren't supposed to, some fucking retard, like, was like, okay. You know, like, just let them know it. I think they were on the path. Just put a guy at the other end. This is your safety net. What is he going to do? I keep seeing videos of people, people are so perilous with their own, like,

I was always so cognizant of how fragile people are. Yeah. So, like, I never really did anything crazy or like when it, like, oh, even something like standing like at the edge of the subway platform that to me was like if your feet are on the yellow like what the fuck are you doing yeah like what reason do you have to be doing this yeah you're stupid thrill seeking in the lamest way possible we're gonna stand closer to the train i want to do the trains coming in somebody come and snatch your head up there's all video of some guy on instagram doing like he was like standing at the edge of a cliff and he did like a back flip and he stumbled back and he landed perfectly fine but then like you know his feet landed in such a way that like the only way for the force to come back was to push him off So he just jumped off a fucking cliff And landed on a tree or whatever And I'm just like, you're fucking stupid

Yeah Fuck those I can't even feel bad Not even a little bit No not even a little bit No for people like that Like what do they call The Darwin Awards type things

Yeah Like I'm like fuck you You don't deserve to be here Yeah it's like the Spalunking shit Like you don't deserve to be here No 100% Going Spelunking is insane to me Because it's like

Do you not know the earth ships Do you not know about that Like do you not know that things are going on They just don't have like like significant others that love them and shit, you know? Well, that one guy that got stuck in muddy putty, whatever it is. He had a daughter and shit. Well, that's no family.

They don't love him, though. Or he doesn't love, it's one of the other. Yeah, the baby can't love him yet because it's too small. And the wife definitely doesn't love him if he's a spolunker. Yeah, you don't like, if you realize, like, one of the reasons that the unlovable spolunkers, like, uh, one of the thing that keeps me on the planet is like, oh man, if I, if I were to expire, you know, via my hands, like, it's like, it's like, oh, my mom and

Jojo would be devastated. Right. And I'm like, I have to stay here. Exactly. Like, if I want to die, I want to die, bro. Like, I'm not, I'm not going to let you make me live longer than I want to live. That's so fucking selfish. Isn't that, isn't the other way around?

No, it's mine, though. Like, I'm not, I'm not here for anybody else. You shouldn't have made any connections if you thought, like, one day, I reserve the right to happily. I tried not to. I don't want to fucking, I don't like. You try not to. You've been living with the same.

person for several years. Yeah, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it next to her. You were doing it? He's going to wake up. It's going to be a bunch of Kool-Aid stains all over the bed. He's going to be, what happened? And I was going to be laying there with a big smile on my face, but half my neck pulled

up to my teeth. It's not the worst things I could be on that bed. I'll tell you that man. It's crazy. Look, I'm Scorpion. Come here. You're going to die, right? I think dying for a bit.

It's hilarious, dude. I think that, but people don't got the conviction no more. Yeah, people, to die as like the punchline to a joke is like hardcore. Like, I have to respect that and something. Like, if, like, one day, like, I'm married and I'm like, like, like, 10 years into it, and I'm like, I really don't want to be here no more. It's like a really massive mistake. But I don't want to get divorced.

That's a whole other thing. I was going to leave. So, like, I would go in, like, the, I would go in the garage as if I would have a garage. But, like, I would go into the garage and I would, like, start my car up and, like, get it all, like, fucking smoky in the there. Yeah. And then I would text my wife, I'd be like,

come to the garage. I'm doing an impression of a poke of a Pokemon. And it's a coughing. I'll be, I'll be coughing and I'll be dead in the, locked in the car. It's me coughing.

And then my wife would be like, that's so good. That's so good. You didn't quite nail the face. Your face looks more like wheezing, though. Yeah, yeah. You're just fucking like. Yeah, you're just, yeah, you're going to.

You're the fuck. She's giving your critiques for you're a fucking performance while you're, while you're dead. Well, do you see why I had to do it? I don't, I think,

couldn't even give you the good grace of like, you know, couldn't even pretend to find it. I want to, like, be like a Wiley Kai-Oti where it's like,

like, rent to a wallet, like, like, like, like, like, like,

for me, for me, for me, the funny. Watch this. For me, the funniest thing is like, people,

people, Arnold. Like that, people, Arnold. Yeah. That fucking, that fucking joke was unbelievable. Well, to be,

it's not a joke. the joke we made a joke about it Oh the joke that we made And he's like stay like people on Oh I forgot about that So it takes it is referring to For those of me who might be new What was the premise is that like

It was the guy from the pigeon man from Hey Arnold Yeah yeah yeah Who was like talking like the whole premise of that episode Is like oh what's the problem What's the real problem Everybody's like everybody treats him like an outcast But really people are the problem And he goes

Who did this people Arnold And at the end of the movie At the end of the episode he steps off the roof and flies away with pigeons but like he just in reality I feel like we all know he just steps off and falls 50 stories but I like him stepping

off like he like he like he like he's another step there yeah like he like he actually like he was a genuine he fucked up and thought there was more space on the roof and he just follows up in mid sentence

and Arnold is just traumatized I genuinely forgot all about that Arnold has to go back downstairs and continue being like what 9 or 10 years old Do you think it happens in the middle of him saying that Like do you think at the end of him saying people Arnold

Like maybe No you think there's like You know that the way people's voices jump when they like No no no It's like people aren't old It's a little People are up He doesn't even scream

It's way too sudden to scream Like it's not like you had time to prepare for a scream You didn't mean that He steps off the roof like he believes A floor is going to continue to be there People aren't no Silently Whisping through the air

And four seconds later And then fucking Move it for my head And then fucking the pigeons carry his mangled corpse away. His jaws off at shit. His skull looks like palpitines have to get the fucking split. There's a bunch of pigeons. There's a bunch of pigeons and they fly down to him and they take his jacket.

And then one pigeon's like, don't give him his jacket. Don't give him his jacket. Take a jacket. They fly away with his jacket. They wrestle it off him too. It's like aggressively. aggressively pull his clothes off. They do it with their wings,

see their wings like clasped to grip the head. You're popping? Yeah, yeah, yeah. His body is being bagged. You haven't seen the monkey. There's a scene the monkey where one of the uncles

gets trappled by like, like maybe like 37 horses and they open up his fucking because he was sleeping. He was like, the monkey? Wait, hold on. The monkey,

the movie. There's a movie called the monkey? Yeah. It's sort of based on Stephen King's. You have to clarify this. So it's sort of based off Stephen King's one of his short stories. Okay. But there's a monkey that pretty much after you turn it on like a clapping monkey.

Oh, got you. What are they actually called? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think everybody knows what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. So every time you do it, it kills somebody.

Every time it kills somebody. It gets, the end of that movie gets insane. It's a really fun. It gets like wild proportions. I would definitely recommend watching that movie. The movie's fun. But, yeah, there's a scene where like some guy gets trampled by like a million. in horses.

And then they open up his sleeping bag and it's just it looks like beans. It looks like cherry. It looks like cherry. It is so damn funny. So he's gone. He's so gone.

There's no hair in there. Well, hey. That's how bad it is. Well, hey, speaking of a whatever. Like the debate was terrible. Oh yeah. It was a bad debate.

It was terrible. It was bad. It was crazy. I think it was like fucking six hours too. Yeah, it was like six and a half hours. I saw like the, I,

I saw a thing, a clip that will clip. Ethan? It was like five something. I was like Who's gonna? Why would I? I watched at least an hour of it. Ethan was That's brave. I watched more of it than I care to admit. Just because I was curious. You guys watched more than I did. And I'm the one that felt like I was invested.

Well, dude, because like, I couldn't avoid it at a certain point. Like, I was streaming while it was happening to and people were like, are you, are you watching it? It's like, first of all, no. I'm here. I'm present. Of course I'm not watching it. No, I'm fucking streaming.

In front of you. Like, what do you mean? Like, there's a minor offer where you're just like, oh, God. I probably could have it. It should have it. It would have been good views or whatever. It would have been. It would have been.

I am so disconnected from both of these people. It's really bad to see them argue because Assan, we're not going to keep going into it. It was a terrible debate. Everybody lost. We all, if anybody paid attention to it, you lost. It's basically how I feel about it. Well, because.

of the, I mean, that's how every debate goes, right? 100%. Unfortunately, every debate goes like that. I will say the one thing that I found mega cringe that we can move on is that like at the end of it, I don't know if you saw the clip of the end of it where he goes like, I'm not sure. Listen, at the end of the day, Hassan, when I'm criticized, I watch my criticism live, not like a bitch made coward. Because I, because you are the bit, you are the coward that doesn't react to criticism live and I am the fucking legend. he says this.

And then he calls himself a legend for watching a critique video about himself alive, which is like, I don't even... Taking all the politics stuff out of it, that's deranged. You know what I mean? Like, it's deranged to think that that's like... And he's asking for, like,

people to acknowledge that it's, like, brave of him to do it. You know what I mean? Like, saying that kind of thing sets yourself up for, like, you want to hear people double down on it. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, yeah, I'm the fucking legend because I watch this thing. And then he put both of his feet up on the desk and knocked over a fucking glass.

Which is like, I didn't see that. It is a, if there's any better metaphor for it, I can't even think of one. Trying to be cool. Yeah. And just be like, yeah, I'm the best. And then immediately fumbling a basic fucking social, social acts. He called himself a legend.

He called himself a legend for reacting to. Look. Oh my God. That is so fucking. Enough said. That is cool. I don't even think you have to say anything about it. There's a song going.

Oh my God, my Nazi sort of. That's that. That's his idea. Yeah, he was like, Houshti pirate. And his honors are sitting there. It's like, he did.

No way. Took a bite out of his own fucking mic. Yeah. It's a waste of everybody's time. That's the whole thing. I was like, what the fuck? I was surprised

that they did it at all because I thought Husson was more self-aware that this is just in massive waste of the time because it's not going to do anything. Yeah. The one thing I will say, I will say, I gained one thing out of this that somebody shared,

I guess, independent of the debate where some, his, his, Hassans, what do you call them? Like simps, but, uh. Orbiters? No, there's like a, a, Simp is the word, it's not the word I'm looking for, but the sims, the terminally online fans, whatever. Yeah, yeah. The ones that, um, like, on the spectrum level. comb through his streams to compile together how long he's been defending Ethan when everybody was

like, yo, Ethan's a crazy Zionist. Like, why are you still defending him? He's like, Ethan's my friend. He's my friend. Like, he's saying a couple of dumb things, but everybody says dumb shit. Like, he's still his heart's in the right place. For a significant amount of time, I was like, oh, I didn't even know this. I don't know if it was brought up in the debate. I don't think it matters because Ethan just always says everything's a fucking lie. Like every time something's probably Like the one thing that I thought was hilarious When Ethan was like

Your fans are crazy And he was like Ethan You since January 31st of this year You've mentioned me over a hundred times In your fucking Instagram stories Because they're against same people And then they brought Ethan was like

That's a fucking lie And he's like he just says everything's a lie But he brought receipts to show And he still deflects And I'm like There's no point of talking to someone like that Yeah he's gone It's like

Especially like the nail for me obviously among many was just like, I'm a legend. It's like you're fucking delusional. I am legend. What are you, Elon Musk now? You're fucking weird.

Honestly, it kind of is at that level of like delusional. Yeah, self-aggrandizing and fucking like you're a fucking I can't fucking believe it. You're a 40 year old dude who just talks about internet drama forever. Did you, a million years ago,

we went to that barcade. Yeah. Did you have any, was there anything that even reminds? Maltly thought, oh, this guy's a little crazy. Oh, and we hung out with him at 82? Yeah. No, he seemed very normal.

People go crazy. I swear to God. Like, Tim Pool was the same. I remember hanging out with Tim Pool and I was like, oh, yeah, you seem really normal. You actually know about, like, you know, redlining and all these. Like, he's relatively, like, well read and understands a lot of things. Right. And then he just kind of, you know.

You're absolutely right. I think what happens genuinely, the recipe that I have noticed is you build a compound or you build a studio and you surround yourself with people who depends. who depend on you and they become yes men kind of in some way even if they're not entirely like they still have like the biggest incentive to be

they are because they're there they're there what happens and then that that just it becomes like a feedback loop and then you go crazy same thing with Schultz

that's him to have Andrew Schultz is a cool dude and then he ended up becoming a spearhead of his thing all the flagrant shit and then people stop challenging him and they let him

and they let him say whatever the fuck they want you can't surround yourself with people who rely on you and work for you and work for you and will not call you out. They're not going to rock the boat too hard because they want that bag. And at a certain point, though, in these situations, it's less with Andrew Schultz because

he's just being a cunt, but like in the way that, say, Tim Poole and the way that Ethan, Tim Poole's the worst out of any of these guys we mentioned by, yeah. Of course. By a country mile. Of course. Of course. Like none of them took Russian money. Yeah, it's not even close.

But yeah, same principle. Like somebody who I admired in Philibanti of all that remains, being affiliate, even after all that shit went down, being like, oh, I can't push back. I'm going to lose probably his very lucrative position. Right. And I'm like, fuck, man, that sucks. It's self-preservation, though.

Yeah. So it's just like, I understand why it happens. I see it. Yeah. But like, but you got to avoid that shit. I got morals, man. I got like, even as many horrible things we like to say. like I have morals and I have real convictions where I have a line and if the line is lying to people to maximize profits like I'm not I'm not about that life you know like I can't fucking I can't I have to leave like we're we've we've all had the opportunities to lie and probably make millions of dollars and we sure did it yeah because ultimately we don't want to do it I should have but like I mean I look if I I've say I'll say it again if I had half jokes.

If I had the capability to do it, like if I got hit by a car and it changed my brain chemistry, and all of a sudden I'm like, I just don't want to risk that because I don't know how well it would work or not. Maybe I just get a couple of boxing matches and not defend myself at all. And then maybe it'll change my chemistry. That's what I was hoping. Like maybe like if I,

when I did the creator class, I was kind of hoping that like, oh, maybe this will like I'll get hit in the right way and it'll help me focus on things better. Yeah. Oh, Chris. So since Idubs and Anis are stepping away from creator clash and everything. Oh, yeah. Harley and I think Lena stepped away.

I don't know if they're still stepping away since they're leaving. I know Harley, Harley's not doing it. I know he's not doing it. I know I thought Lanyl was stepping away too. A.B.'s wife or whatever. I think so, yeah. I think she stepped away from it too. And I don't know if them leaving will have them come back or something with Idub's

and Anisha leaving will have them come back since. I know that's the whole beef and everything happening. But what I'm getting at is they need more people. I'm not doing that again. I'm not doing that again. It's also way too fucking late. Hear me out. Way too fucking late, dude.

No, it's not, hear me out. So I was talking to, um, um, um, um, um, I was talking about five minutes ago. Okay. Now, like five minutes ago. So while we were recording.

Yeah. While we were recording, I was talking about, yeah. So, and he told me, he was like, Hey, man, I,

I don't want to ask Chris directly. This is really embarrassing. Uh-huh. You know, because, you know, I, I got this into my, this is my fault.

I got into this. I should have just shut the fuck up. You know, You're not supposed to get involved in trauma. You're not supposed to do this. Yeah. You're not supposed to be a content cop, the guy that's going insane and risk my business venture. So I don't want to say that.

I don't want to, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want Chris to tell me that. Could you please force him to box? Oh, not ask. He said, please. He said, please. And I'm talking about double space capitals. So F, double space O double. That's crazy.

For emphasis. The emphasis. And so, what say you? No. You're letting him down, man. That's how you say it in French. No. No.

Oh, speaking of French. Oh, yeah, speaking of French. I'm proud of myself. That was a good one on me. That was a good one. That's not bad. That's very good. I mean, yeah.

That was good for him. Well. No, it was good in general. That was me. Well, I mean the no is kind of stupid, but it was just... That was just me. He's talking to you as if you shat the bed recently. And you're just a fucking inf who doesn't know how to fucking be a person.

Ah, Sebel. Anyway. So, yeah, speaking of French, so this Claire of Skir game. I know we mentioned it briefly a little bit. There's some people, I saw some people in the chat, or I keep saying in the chat, in the comments of the last episode being like, oh, this is where this ends to avoid. spoilers. We're not going to go into spoilers. There's no spoilers here, right? Don't worry. I even think we spoil anything in the... No, we absolutely. We mentioned the premise of the game,

which is in the trailers and in the very big, like the first five minutes. So like, I didn't say, there was nothing, there was nothing that we said that would ruin anything. The only thing that I said was like something significant happens in the beginning that feels like there I didn't, I didn't feel any connection because you spend no time with the people. I did, unfortunately. I did all the like a little side stuff. I did all the side stuff still not enough time to know any of these people's goals, aspirations, to feel a genuine connection. I felt bad because it was, for me, what's set up, and you know, like, they're going because it's like, you got, this is the last, the last gambit to go.

And then all of a sudden, it's like, oh, this is really sad. This is fucked. It's a very sad game. This is fuck. I finished it. I finished it last, well, this morning at like 5 a.m. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Wow. That's, all right. Yeah. And it was, uh, it's. good. It's a masterpiece level game. It's fucking amazing. I have no idea. Because I played for a significant amount of time yesterday. Probably

how many hours do I? It's artificial because like I left it running a few times so I don't know. Oh, what kind of says it in the save thing, doesn't it? Like it doesn't run like Like the steam clock or like whatever clock you use? Yeah. Is different than like the

the in game save thing. It doesn't call it doesn't count pauses or Oh it doesn't then I'll have to check that. That's how I, like, I beat it in, I think. It says I've played it. It says I played it for about 26 hours on Xbox. But like, I think my save is more like 22 or something. Let me put it this way. I know that around, I played significant more hours after this one point where I had to, I had to go back to a way, not super far back, but I got stuck at one. I, I, I, I clipped into, um, this. There was a tent. There was like a hidden thing. This is right after you get, um, oh my God. I forgot, I forgot, it's an Esquiel or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, right after you get him, I started, you know, brum, brum, brum, brum, and then I went to this side, like, where there's a cliff and you can see the ocean and shit. And I got stuck there by a tent.

And I clipped into the tent. And I couldn't. I was like, oh, maybe I'll get out if I go to the camp. You know, so I went to the camp and went back. No, you go right back to where you start. And I was like, oh, my God. It happened to me, too, for an area with the flooring water area where there's like a bunch of shells. And I jumped down.

I was stuck in a place. And I was like, what do I do? Yeah. And then I just go back. Went to the camp and I was able to like... Oh, you got off the point of the camp? I slid so somebody that shouldn't have been. And I was like...

Dude, it's so funny. Oh. I don't know. It's funny playing this game because I'm like, there's moments where I become really self-aware of the fact that I'm like playing it wrong. In which way? Like the mood, like going from place to place, you know, like there's certain like there's missionaries and like windy kind of levels, which by the way, no mini map is the only

problem that I have with it. Like I get lost in these fucking course. It's an old school RPG. Yeah, it's the only problem that I have with it genuinely at all. But, like, I was running through it and I was like, I'm playing this like a fucking, like it's a movement shooter. Like I'm playing, like, I'm jumping constantly because it's like the quickest way to go from point to point B. So I'm like, my guy's like skipping basically the whole time and it's like so unsyrient. And then he gets to a cutscene and it's like super sad.

And then he skips away. But, uh, that's so funny. But it's fucking, it's really fucking good. I finished it immediately, which is kind of like, I don't do that with a turn-based RPGs at all. Yeah. It's very, there's a lot of,

I wonder about the team. I actually want to like learn about them more because of some of the similarities I see, not only because of the, they're called additions in the Legend of Dragoon to where you have to like, oh, the timing thing. Yeah. There's that, the, that,

And then there's also there were certain things even within the story the plot that reminds me heavily of something that happens in the Legend of Dragoon and I was like oh, this seems like it's very derivative or inspired, you know? Yeah, yeah. It seems I'm really curious to see if that is true or it's just a coincidence. I wouldn't be surprised. It's the best RPG I played in a long time. Like BG3 is obviously my favorite one. I think that's the top of the top, but this is a fucking game. I'm really because especially how how tight it is.

It's so tight. Yeah. It's so perfect. And I've, oh, so there's one thing that I did that I shouldn't have done. And I'm one of those people that likes to spend way too much time fighting a boss that I shouldn't be at. Yeah. And so I actually went. So one of my things that I tried to do.

Those mimes, man. You got out of. You got to burn them, man. Burn and Perry. You got a burning Perry. That's what I did. I burned the fuck out of that dumb ass first bitch. I'm a fucking, I'm so, I'm so good at paring.

And then I made her. I love Perry. It's so satisfying. The sound that happens. Yes, dude. When you, there's a, I fought this one guy that I shouldn't have been at. And, um, you know, it took me a while to beat it, especially because, uh, I wasn't supposed to be that. If he, if he hit you like too many times, it was, it was essentially, oh, you're dead.

I, I can't remember exactly what it was. Like everything. Everything looks so fucking. It was just too strong because, um, there was one that I fought that. Let's put it this way. It's pretty much the one with the hook. but it's a fire one One of the flaming hook dudes

Oh I forgot what it was I fought him early And I beat him Because I made him Wicked the fire Then I burned the piss out of him And then I kept luckily

Pairing him And I was like Oh I'm whooping his ass Was I had like You know the ice sword You get Yeah

Yeah The one that kind of looks Kind of like Like a dragon scale Or something Or something like that I was hitting him For critical every time

Then I got Overturge And I kept a whooping on him And I beat him And I got something That's like My weapon to like 74 63

519 I'm like oh nice I have that's funny whatever dude whatever I be okay so this is how I got to this place there is something blocking some shit that I don't know yet because I'm not far enough in the game and when I was clipping through that tent

I thought maybe if I so I turned on I found the trainer and I try to increase my jump to see if I would if I would dart out of it didn't work. So I left the, the jump on. I forgot. And I was able to actually jump over this thing that was blocking something, which got me to a boss that I should not have been at. And so I spent like probably an hour fighting it because it had too much HP. And through the experience I got, I think I went up like five or six levels. I had like 150,000 experience. Something like, I got so much HP. And I was like, I, there's no way. Because it was easy.

because it did its patterns it didn't have it didn't have aOE damage so it would just fuck so easy I can just revive somebody Yeah And then like it was easy

To maintain it if I fucked up the Perrys But the Perrys got easy After a while Because it was just As long as combo was like six hits And then so I just started time I was like this easy I don't even have to do anything else

I don't have to do any Right trigger jumps It was just Perrys And so I was like oh this is Just take it This is just gonna take forever Specifically because My only criticism of the game now

is in like in RPGs I like to like push my like DPS or to the max and and there's a there's a cap of a of a single hit you can't go past fucking 10,000 you go 9,9,999 per give it time.

Oh so there's oh yeah oh so you can't don't worry. Oh oh I thought that okay it's something it I wouldn't consider that a spoiler really but like there's like there's powers that will fuck the game. Oh that's crazy

So I'm not even, because my whole thing is, it happens pretty late though. Okay. That, because I was, I'm, I'm like, bro, I am so, I am so, like, okay, little girl defense down. Fucking power buff. Fucking, oh, every, I have everything set up to where I'm like, I should be doing like, I did a million damage.

So much damage. So I did, like, very, I'm much focus on the mark. Like Mark's, Mark's good, yeah. I started doing that. And Mark stuff is really good. And because it's really good with Gustav. Right. This is his name, right?

Gestaff. Gustav, yeah. stuff. It's really broken with him because of his like his overturned a bill when you hit up people a bunch of times because you can keep getting it. So I had one where I would hit somebody. I'd mark them while I'm doing my combo, I marked them again. So I finish off the combo with another mark.

And then I have the girl that she has her stance that does 400 plus more damage. So I just make it rain swords on people. The offensive or are you talking about her? It's the vicious form. Oh, I know what's virtuous. Virtuous. Virtuous. She does so much extra fucking damage.

I just got a, I just got a, um, a sword for her that, that puts her in that stance immediately. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The, the, she's really overpower. I think she's like, like, other than, you can, you can make all, like, that's what the magic goes crazy too. The magic stuff is really fucking cool.

Yeah. You can break your fight. I saw somebody, I saw somebody who just completely broke it where they were like, the second they start a match, the enemy explodes and dies. Like, I don't know how they did it or like what combination of what. Dude. The fact that you can stack a match. burns too is crazy. Yeah.

Because like it's that is so O.P. That usually like, just stacking burns and then you just kind of like, you know, like just you can skip your fucking turns really. And then they're like, oh, what I do is like, I do the burn and then I do the, uh, the hit that makes you weak to fire. Yeah. So you're just getting cooked alive from the inside. And it's just like, why are you just like, ah, man, you'll be fine. You'll be. I just dodge everything. And I'm like, oh, you're so.

Super cool, man. Yeah. I'm so. But we could, yeah, we could talk about it for a long time. Probably game in a year, honestly. I think it might, I think it might, I think. I think it might actually. Based on the reception of it, which I think is warranted. Gtane 6 ain't coming out. That's right. Although I actually think it might even have a shot,

even if it did come out, honestly. I mean, because, yeah, I don't finish turn-based RPGs really ever, dude. Like, for this, for me to even give, for me to give this the time of day and finish it, is kind of crazy. Yeah. So I have, I have, I've, I've,

I've played a little bit of it. And I have very good notice. Night Rain is going to be. fucking it's not gonna be game of the year i don't i don't think it should be game it'll be yeah i'm i'm i'm interested to play night rain it's insane i but it's gonna be more elden ring to me that's kind of that's kind of problem for me it plays it it is elden ring but the way you manipulate moving around the world it's like you are torrell yeah i've seen that and the torres torrent torrent torrent torrent torrent torrent right i said tors i said

for ford tors i said word tors dude if i could put a four torrent torrent torrent dude if i could put a Tours in Eldon Reed. You can. That is true. You saw somebody turn into a fucking jet in that game. That is true. So fucking over. That is what is happening. It's really, really good. It's like, it's like actually like, oh, I'm playing this class. This is the one I play. Like, I'm playing the supportive class. That's what I do.

I played a berserker. It's really, really, really good. There's one hasn't been revealed yet that I got to see personally. And I'm like, this one is going to be fucking insane. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's a really good. bloodborne. They're gonna get their rocks off. Oh, I see. It looks, I mean, look, it looks.

All they have all the other ones. You saw the presentation where they show they have the armor from every game. I don't care. I don't care enough about that. Did you see it? But like, I know, I, you're probably. No, I just, I saw like, like, dude, a little bit of this show. It showed the armor.

So it showed the Hunter, the, uh, the Anolando, um, night. Oh, okay. Like, the main armor set from every soul's born game. I see that they're really trying to just rope everybody in the game. Oh, yeah, you just. I see. It's looking They're trying to get people

Like me to play it But I'm like I don't know if I'm gonna Yeah yeah I think you'd like it If you play it If you play to people Would be really I'm sure I would have a blast

Other than like I was just looking at one of the Main Night Lord people And I'm like That's just It just You know like It's just

It has so much Fucking HP I'm just like I here we go I live for challenges I'm not really an MMO guy That's the problem Like in the way that

Oh I see what you're saying In a way that like You know Where's like a lot of spongy Yeah Like I like I like I'll So I'll In but then at the same time

I'll like to try to skip Like so I'm playing an RPG or like I played um Even when I played the fucking Vail Guard I went and played a boss that I shouldn't beat yet And I took it took me like 40 minutes to beat it So yeah this bunch of bosses but then you also put you I think it's more of a constantly fight bosses you shouldn't be able to feed you Like it's it's on me and I feel really accomplished if I fucking beat it

Versus this you know you can't I can't beat one of the those bosses, the one of those immemal bosses by myself. It was like impossible. Right, yeah. They're built for multiple people. So you play with your homies, man. Yeah, I just, I don't know. People are.

I like, there's a dog you fight that turns into three dogs and you can hit it real hard and one dog, a dog dies. It falls over and it's like, ow, ow, ow, I'm in the mode. And it does not only has two heads when it comes back together. And it's like, you know, you kill one of those dogs, man. I've definitely been more of a single player person recently. So, like, I get why I was like, yeah, it's not really that appealing to be like. I've always been more of a single player person.

I'm getting back in a single player person. I'm getting back into multiplayer stuff now because of fucking Marathon and Arc Raiders, too. Like, I've been playing a little bit of that. Okay. Oh, that test is over. Extractors are cool. They're interesting. Marathon's done, right?

It ends tomorrow morning. Like, right now they're basically doing like, they're, you can still play it right now, but like it's like they're trying to push you out. They're fucking the servers like intentionally because it's like a stress test kind of thing. So like, so they're like, listen, you could play for an extra two days, but like you might lose some stuff. Sorry. It's an alpha. Whatever. Yeah.

If you're going to lose any of this, all this stuff anyway. But like that and arc raters both have been really fucking interesting I've been on oblivion. This is a good fucking year dude. Solid games. Solid year already. Dude, even I was watching the fucking borderlands.

It looks cool. It actually looks kind of dope. It looks like destiny though. This one is very destiny now. Before it was like more like a looter shooter. This one is very like raid heavy. Yeah. I was looking at it.

You get wild shit. You get guns that. puke and then blow up and I'm like this is people were uh people were telling me it's like Chris you should watch the borderlands 4 thing and I'm like maybe I don't know if I care about borderlands man like it's 2025 like I don't know

I didn't like three at all like three was so weird three was just kind of boring and then they had that like I don't know if you remember this at all I know you didn't play it but like I don't know if you remember the the marketing but borderlands three the main bad guys were

streamers Um It sounds familiar But I can't say that I It was like the Calypso twins or something And they were like Follow us on Like and they were like

They would like vlog everything It was fucking horrible Like I hated it so You would think that like They'd be villains like Oh you hate the villains good No It's not like a fun hate

Yeah It's not like Friso Yeah It's not handsome job. Yeah It's not handsome Yeah So like But I was looking at that

State of Plan I was like This looks kind of great Actually which is frustrating because I was like Oh you thought you thought there's a skimby skipping Yeah like I'm looking at most games And I'm thinking like it would be great

I'm not rooting for games to fail necessarily Right But it would be great if some of these could come out And be okay enough for me not to You know what I mean? Like they wouldn't they wouldn't appeal to me Right The Baldest Gate 3 update

It's fucking crazy What happens to the Baldest Gate 3 update? They updated added a bunch of new subclasses Extra dialogue They're still updating the game why Because that's the last one This is it. This is it.

This is it. I thought it was, it's been the final one for like months though. Hasn't it? I feel like we've had this conversation months ago. Did it a beta for it? It's out now. They did a beta for the update?

Oh, like a, like a stress test. Okay. Sure. Yeah. I'm sure they, I'm sure they were like, let's do another game and they were like,

no. They were like, no, we don't want to work you with us anymore. You guys suck. Let's go make our own game. Because I'm sure this is supposed to be DLC. Oh, maybe.

Yeah, I don't know. No, we're going to do all these subclass, and they were like, we don't want to do that. We're just going to put the game out for people and you guys can kill yourself. But it really... Well, dude, one thing I'll say about Claire Obscure as an RPG person who isn't like super big an RPG, very appreciate the fact that this is like a 20, 30 hour game. It is a shorter game, which is sad. Yeah, no, it's fucking perfect.

I would exactly what I want. I wouldn't have jumped into it yet if it wasn't. Yeah. It was like another 200-hour game. I would have been like, I'm not even exaggerating. This would have been over for me. Yeah. I wouldn't have even bothered with it.

That's why I gleefully put down Oblivion to play Clare obscure. I don't want to play Oblivion because I'm playing Clare obscure. I'm done with Claire. Now I can stream oblivion and not have to fucking have all the shit piling up. It's just so like because oblivion is significantly longer. And it's so much. I'm really mad. I'm really mad.

I got the blade. I got the katana. I helped the fucking king. And it's like, or we're going to take that back for you. Hey, I'm going to eat that back. That pisses me off.

You fucking bastard. It just. Why can't even have the option to fight them? I know. Take it back or something. I'm going to take that back to you. That katana's so cool. First of all, I remember playing, like, I was playing this game and I was like, katanas.

Like, it really threw me for a fucking loop. Like, because that implies that, okay, it's Tamriel, Skyrim, Daggerfall, Morrowind, and Japan. You know what I mean? Like, it fucked me up a little bit. Well, I think the people, the people that created the blades are from the place that is, I understand in that world if I'm not mistaken. Without knowing that. You know what I mean?

Like without having... I got a called me a Red Guard so much. I just saw a medieval night in a robe with a katana and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? How do you? Why and how? That makes the blade so much cooler in Skyrim because they're playing Oblivion. Now I'm like, oh, they were like meant to kill dragons the whole time. So they were like aware.

And then it got killed off because, you know, oblivion happened. So many of them die. Is there a katana in Skyrim? Yeah, you get the, you get the, uh, the dragon's killer blade. Yeah, I don't think I ever found it. Dual-weld katanas. In Skyron? Yeah, the, you get an electric katana.

You stand, you stand like, oh, it's DLC. Is it DLC? I, the Blades missions? I, the Blades is not D-L-C. Oh, that's right, you only played the one, the complete, so you don't know what, what is it is not DLC. I know that, I know that the vampire stuff is DLC. No, the Blades is tied to the main quest.

Yeah, because they want you to kill a part of that. Yeah, and then you can refuse the first time I refused. I murdered that nigga. I felt so bad. Oh, for the first time? I killed him. That's crazy. I was like, yo, why did I kill him?

You're a bad person. He's a dragon. And I was like, but he's like not bothering anybody. You can't get the cool shit from them if, but then I don't get it. I killed the show. Quick information for everyone playing from playing Elder Scrolls games. Do not go and get the crazy weapons until you're at least level 25. What are you talking about?

Do not get the cool weapons. In what? In any Elder Scrolls game, See least 12 of 25. Oh, because that's when they get the cap of their power. Do not get it before. It's just going to get a weapon that like,

oh, this cool, the sword's really cool. And it does plus six to the damage of this element. I'm always when you get it at the end of the game, it does like 65 or like something crazy. I'm level four in oblivion right now. I'm really fucking early.

Because I got the, I got the, remember in a DLC dawn mark, you get the fucking dawn breaker, the sword that when you kill an, that they blow up. Yeah. Don guard.

I love how like you're always like, I'm so close. You're 40% wrong. I'm so close. Everything that you say. There's so many names are interchangeable. I know what you mean. Like I get it.

It's very funny. Donggard is the means by getting it. But Don Break is the name of the source of the red gem in the middle of it. And you kill them. One thing I do want to mention before you just move on to questions because we're going a little bit long. But. Remember fun talking about video games.

It's fun. It's fun. But the, uh, so, we acknowledge that Charlie Cox's character in this game looks like Robert Pattinson, right?

Yeah, I think that was the point, right? Well, I think it's just modeled after a guy who, like, just happens to look that way, actually. Is that what you think? I think it's literally like a scan of somebody. Oh, I could be wrong, though, I don't know. My thought is whenever I see this happen, and I like, I can be wrong,

it's just my thought that they do that to try to incentivize that person to voice act them. Oh, maybe, yeah. Like, oh, we wanted Robert Pattinson. And he was like, I'm busy. doing Batman 6 or whatever Yeah, so let's just do Charlie Cox

Let's get his old roommate to do it Yeah, so they got Charlie Dicks Well, so let me say this, right? Yeah. So Charlie Cox is playing a character This looks like Robert Pattinson. Clearly. Do you know,

because I was curious about this because you can hear it in the soundtrack All the Frenchies operatically singing in the soundtrack You hear every now and again Claire obscure, like they say the name of the game and I'm like, What the fuck does that mean?

Do you know what that means? No, I never looked it up. It means Twilight. that's what that means clear obscure apparent i mean according to google who the fuck knows but like isn't that fucking weird oh

it's like a robber patinson in a twilight game that is nothing to do with twilight or Robert bansson yes i guess that is it's weird is that a coincidence though that's what i'm saying it's a circle that closes itself it almost feels like someone like

really tried to will that into existence and they kind of miscalculated they probably really thought oh we can get Robert Pattinson i bet we can get them and they did it I love when they speak French randomly With their British accents It's so funny

I was thinking about it Because on the last show I said that Like I was in old Why don't they just use English Speaking French people To do it But I think in I was thinking

Have you met XQC Do you know what XC sounds like? Well not Where's he from in that He's not those ones They They uh for the French Canadians Don't have a good English accent

I do think it's genuinely Just because French accents It sounds fine Like there's plenty of I've I've watched actually a lot of French media. Actually, a lot of action films.

They have, they have some actually some good action films. Really French action movies? Yeah. So like, there's, how can you make an action movie? Do they give up?

Yeah, the whole thing is them giving up in style. Do they give up in the movies? So that's, that's a misconception. Are you sure? They've, they've done,

they've, they don't actually, they don't, they don't, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't, they surrendered once. In one, they did.

In 2009 two, they were like, they were like, literally like, what, once? And it just became their fucking, it's like how we won one war.

And then we were like, oh, yeah, we're the fucking, what makes it really fucked up is they gave up to the Germans. That is why it's fucked up. Because that's been,

that's been their enemy for so many. They went to war like Jimmy like 19 times. They went with Jimmy? Yeah, Jimmy Germany. Oh, Germany. I think you said,

they went to war with Jimmy 19 times. Like, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, the king of Germany. Jimmy Germany. Oh yeah, listen.

I don't know, man. So it's a great game. The Battle of Verdun. I think about, check out that battle on World War I would say. So I just, like, I don't get a fuck.

If you want to just give the French, their, is that the one with the zombie Russians? Yeah. That's one when the, somehow. They Reservic Russians. Dude.

no, actually, do you know this? No. Where they like the... That's definitely not what I was talking about, but go ahead. Oh, I can't remember what it's called, but like, there's like a fucking song about it,

but like some... It's not, it's, oh my God. I can't remember the band name But like it's the I think it was like a It was a German-Russian conflict Where like the Germans like bombed Like they gassed this

Russian base or whatever But the gas like wasn't calibrated right So it was just like it just kind of fucked them up real bad And so like all the Germans thought that the Russians were dead And so they went in and it was just like a bunch of melting fucking Russians Fighting but like killing them And they thought they were like zombies and shit It was like terrified the shit out of them

So you're probably thinking of the bad of them assuming a sabbaton. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. They're like the historical power metal band.

Really, really informational, actually. Actually, they have a song called Field de Verdun. That you can learn about that song. Yeah, that's what I thought, like, because I think I remember seeing that name and being like,

oh, is that the same thing? And no. This is the one where they just, the French, like, fought for, like, infinity billion days and did not surrender. Like, you know, kind of a thing. If we pulled up, we wouldn't know.

They were Fieled off of They Fyre Led by Gustav Um Uh

Robert Gustavinson Or whatever They were just Ripping the legs Off of frogs Biting them In the trench Oh

Leg Oh Oh We Wee Fucking mimes I hate those Fucking mimes man

Oh my god I love that It's a French game With a mime Of course Enemy type I love Fucking

Mail Yeah Yeah, she's a mind. The first side, well, it's the, that, she has that fucking mine costume, essentially. She does. It's like the, the stripe thing. I went through this, the fucking, I went through this crazy fucking boss battle. And I was like, oh, man, I'm going to get something cool for this.

And I just got like a fucking nice haircut. Dude, the costume is crazy. I'm like, oh, my God, dude, I killed to get a fucking sword that summons God. Then it's like, oh, look, you got a little outfit. They're, you look cute. You look a little cutter. You're not as dirty. It's like, yeah.

Dude, there were times where I thought, like, I was progressing the main story, you know? Because there's no mini-map and there's nothing that tells you like, this is the main path. Go do these other things. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, like, I was like, oh, I'm making headway. And I would fight this, like, really hard boss. And I was like, all right, I'm ready for the next fucking area.

And then it's just like you get a haircut and then you have to go back and find where you made the wrong turn. Yeah, there has to be a cinematic cutscene or the, the, the cinematic bars have to come down. Otherwise, it's not a part of the main story. You start running and eventually you're in a cutscene. Yeah, like it does that thing or like, and then you start slowing down. I'm like, okay, here we go. Yeah. Yeah, there's, I fought, yeah, like a big boss that, it was similar thing.

It was early in the game that I'm like, oh, this had nothing to do with nothing. Yeah. And, uh, but anyway, we should, we should get to questions. Yeah. Thanks for, uh, thanks for, uh, for, what am I thinking anybody? Yeah, let's do a lightning. Lightning. Let's do lightning.

Lightning round. Lightning. We're going to answer our questions from our Patreon, uh, from our, um, Patreon subscribers over at Patreon.com, and remember, go over there. If you want to add free, early access, questions, the ability to ask questions

and the ability to get your name right at the end of the show, do all that jazz. First question comes from the Snark Tank's favorite wrestler wrote in. Was it Gain? I guess it's Gain.

Gain's a big fan of the show, I guess. Oh, Gain. Yeah, Gain writers. You posted them recently again, too. I did the story. Why? I just, I was looking for something in my gallery or whatever,

and I was just like, oh, Gain. Oh, Gain. It was just looking good at that moment. I think that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet. The idea of it just being gay cane is really funny. Also, cane sucks, so that's why I make it better. It's so dumb. You didn't think anybody would ever actually execute that.

You know what I mean? It's like a, you say it, and then you laugh and you never think about it again. And this guy was like, oh, oh, jackpot. Oh, jackpot. Oh, by the way. Esquil kind of sounds a little bit like your dad. That's what people were saying. Yeah. Esquil sounds like my father.

I was just like, oh, man. It's not exactly, but it's in the same ballpark of like, Hey everybody. Do you need a hug? It's close, dude. I saw that and I was like, did all your loved ones die? How much do you like beaches?

Like the beach roar. That fucking character is such a like, like, I'm like, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are imaginably powerful. I know. And you're not helping me. Dude, it's really frustrating. There's parts of that game where like, I get genuinely frustrated because I'm like, where is this guy? Like, where is this fucking? Why when I press start?

He's on my team. You can see everybody there, you know, when you like, oh, if you want to go through the, um, inventory. he's there and he does nothing. He's just there on the screen. They're like, get off the screen. You can't do anything for me. It's like, I'm here. I'm here.

I'm for moral support. The picos, the way the picos and the lumenes work, one of the best things in the game. Picos and lumenes. So he's talking about the pictos and the lumena. The picos and the lumenes.

That's good, man. So he's allergic to remembering proper nouns. Yeah. But yeah, again, those are, I just like how it isn't, it isn't even overwhelming. The amount, like, just what you need, the stuff that you're, you're given. It's easily, because some people are intimidated by how much shit goes into some RPGs where it's like, there's so much stuff.

Like, fuck, I don't even know where to start. It's easily the most accessible RPG that I've played in a lot of time. It's so balanced. It's better than Final Fantasy 7 remake for sure. Really? Yeah. I think, by a lot. I think FF7's problem comes to like when you upgrade your weapons in it and you're like,

what the fuck? It's really stupid. What the fuck is? It's like, what is? Oh, yeah. I haven't played it. Dude, it sends you, it sends you into this separate, it's almost, this is the same issue

that I have with, like, Destiny's menus, how, like, each of them are, like, function completely differently. But, like, basically, like, everything's, like a list in Final Fantasy 7 remake generally. And then you get to the weapon upgrades, and then it just sends you off to this, like, almost like a Skyrim constellation upgrade screen

where it's, like, it just functions completely differently. I was doing it wrong the whole time. And then, like, I watched the video, and I was like, I hate that you have to watch a video to a little. learn that you're doing something right. Yeah, it should be intuitive.

Yeah, it should be, yeah. That's crazy. But then you use it the right way and your characters are entirely fucking different. Because there's a bunch of like, they have like unison moves. Yeah. In a new one that like completely changed the way you play the fucking game. And I was just like, why did they explain it to me the way it did? It's so stupid.

I'm convinced. I love that game. But then the game is really fun, but it's like, it's just it. I'm going to say this. We're going to move on our questions. Yeah. This is the, in my opinion, the best turn base are. But yeah, I've ever played personally.

Like, absolutely. And it's not even really close. Very, very good. There's not a single Final Fantasy that's better than this. Dude, I think it is, uh, if, uh, for me, if the Legend of Dragoon gets a remaster or something, I think. Does that have like real time, uh, stuff in it? Well, it has, yeah, so it has, uh, it's not as, uh, it's not as, uh, it's not as, um, it's not as, um, beefy as this game where there's multiple things with the dodge, jump. The shooting, two parries, the shoot.

Yeah, the free aim, all that stuff. This is just, it's, it has interactive, what they call it, additions to where you do your combos. And that makes it really fun. And for the people that hated that, they have rings or either, there's a really expensive ring towards the other game you can get. It'll do full damage and you don't have to press any buttons. Or there's one you can get where it'll do half damage,

but you don't have to like, for some people it's better because, like, say a little baby trying to play that game probably can't fucking time it well. So it's better to get the half damage with the full combo than just fucking up your combo. But the combos, it's so cool. Like the massive roster and then some of them are like nine hits towards the end and it's like faster and then getting slow. So it's like you really have to pay attention. I do. Satisfying.

Yeah. I just prefer real time. It's like this game. And there's a couple of other ones like Child of Light from a long time ago was somewhat similar. See of Stars more recently had like a timing kind of thing. But like I like when people remember that turn-based RPGs can also be video games. Like I like when a turn-based RPG is a video game Like that's nice

I wish that happened more often I think the real time combat interactive combat like that Is a better idea for turn-based RPGs now Well it's just a it becomes a video game at that point Like I've said this for years And I know people it's like Oh you could boil anything down to it To this simplification

And I know you can But like genuinely playing a turn-based RPG With no interactive elements feels like scrolling Through a DVD menu to me It feels like I'm saying It's so disrespectful to a whole medium I know, but it feels like, okay, I'm gonna, it's like, if I had like a list of like, you know, picture a DVD menu with like a bunch of like different things listed.

And they're just dot MP4s of like an attack animation. That's kind of what they are. I mean, that's how it was back in the day before there was any animations happening. No moves or nothing. Oh yeah, like Pokemon. It would just like move it slightly. I'm playing Final Fantasy 6 right now and it literally is that. It's like attack.

And it was very, very, I'm having it. fun playing it. Even before that, those like old CRPGs, there were no animations. It was just telling you what happened and there was like an actual menu. You stabbed him. Yeah, yeah. And stuff like that and you know, you use your imagination which is fine but

I mean the game does that too sometimes when you're at camp or whatever like it kind of details like how the conversation. Oh right. Yeah, yeah. Like I like that stuff. I don't mind it. And I'm sure those games are good by the way. I'm not like because you could also be like, oh shoot shooters are just like click the, click the heads. You know, like I get it.

Point quick that person. It's all like, you know, it's all experience-based, like how it feels when you're operating yourself because, like I said, some people can't even, I know people that get motion sickness

from playing FBSs. I've never, I never happen to me once. No, now I get motion sickness that never got it from L. You know what? The only game

that's ever given me motion sickness for, for the first-person shooter, fucking Battlefield bad company. Oh, really? The first one on 360 because for whatever reason, people in the audience

look up gameplay of this thing on 360, not the PC version, which I don't even know if there is one, But, like, if there is one, don't ignore that one. Because I play the 360 version, and, dude, it feels like, it feels like, like, you're zoomed in. It feels like you're zoomed in forever.

And, like, you just, you can't get a sense of, like, anything that's around you. It's, it's truly fucking wild, how, like, bad it is. That's the only game that I've ever felt that way about. Okay. And VR fucks me up a little bit, too, but. That makes me more sense. That makes me fall. That makes more sense.

Yeah. It almost makes me fall. All right. makes me like that dizzy. Let's get in like... Yeah, so Snark Tank's favorite wrestler wrote in, he says, sub-dorks. If you had to abandon the shackles of society and become a local cryptid, what would you be? What would be

the lore surrounding you? And what would be the local areas in general, general feeling towards you as a crypted? Thank you guys for everything you do. Avi Ascenta Mangione. That's crazy. It'd be the tree giggler. The tree giggler. Oh, you'd be the tree giggler. The trash gigglers, brother.

Was it the trash giggler? Yeah, the dumpster giggler? Oh, the dumpster giggler was. Okay. I remember you guys talking about the dumps of Biggler. He just hits a dumpster and he giggles. And every time somebody goes to check, he's something there. There's nothing there.

But you hear it like giggling. That would Loki be genuinely terrifying, by the way. Wouldn't they just throw that dumpster away? No, these other dumpsters. Oh, so it's just, it's every dumpster. Gotcha. Imagine you're going to like, it's late at night. You're going to throw something away and your trash can't laughing and giggling.

Yeah, that actually might. That would. and then the sun peaks out that would actually make my heart sink I think like my heart would my heart would sink so deep into me that I don't think I could ever go out there again I don't think I could ever throw anything

right I would have to invite people over just to throw my stuff out so here's the problem does it happen all the time it's often enough Derek that's a one time it would happen thing that would fuck up the way you deal with life Well, see, it would if it happened so seldomly.

If it happened, if it was... It's not all the time. If it was enough to where I'm like, oh, is it going to happen this time? I would get, you know... I don't think that's too freaky. It's often enough for you to know that you're not hallucinating, but not so often that it becomes like this predictable thing. I would say like maybe once every...

I would say this. Maybe like three-ish times a year maybe. See, that's enough to where that's... that could really, you'll forget about it for a while. Yeah. And then it'll happen. You're like,

ah, fuck. I thought you what happened for a while. Then you'd bring it up to Joe, don't she be like, you saw that too. And you were like, you didn't tell me about this? Yeah.

You would just letting me be crazy? Well, I mean, that is crazy enough to where there are certain things so I wouldn't tell any about this. Yeah, somebody, if you hear dumpster giggling,

then you open the dumpster and there's nothing in there, you just got to keep that to yourself. Yeah, but I probably. I'm self-aware enough to know that brains can, easily like I had a friend I had a friend this was like a telephone thing she was Christian and so she easily believed it right she was like yeah my friend I saw

a demon on on somebody's back yeah classic and I was like oh okay I'm sure he did like you never saw a demon on somebody's back before this girl has a real trouble from seeing him at she's one of the people that seen something paranormal and you're gonna oh really right oh yeah so silly he's like I literally can't sleep anymore. Like my life. Who was it like this? I'm a demon,

I'm red. I'm red. Check it out. Check me out. Oh, I feel like, I love Frank Castle, the punisher.

Doing fucking silly gobbledy-gook baby noises. To make fun of somebody's delusions. Like, I don't know. Like, I don't believe, I don't really believe in anything, but like the idea.

That's a crazy. That's awesome. You mean like supernatural. Oh, in general. Like, in general. Just like, I'm like a cosmic pessimist. Whatever they're called. Nialist?

I guess both. He's a Nile. He's Niles. He is Niles. He is Niles. He is from Frazier. That's about right. You need a gay one?

No, that's Neil Patrick Harris. Oh, what? Oh, is Neil Patrick Harrison and Frasier? No. No, he's in Malcolm in the middle, right? He's the oldest brother in Malcolm in the middle, right? No, that's not at all true. No, that's, that's, that's, uh, Masterson's brother.

Danny Masterson's brother. I can't remember his... Yeah, Kenny Masters did it or... Kenny Masterson, yeah. Kenny Mason from freaking what you call it? From Master's a Disciple? No, from Masters of the Universe. No, you're thinking of...

Masters of the Universe? You're thinking of As I'm sorry from Masters of Nunn. Like the Bread? No, you're thinking of the Nunn. The None. Like the horror movie? No, like from Sister Act.

Oh, Ruby Goldberg! Yeah. Oh, Sister Act. What the fuck just happened? Goldberg, like WCW. Oh, like the Jewish family that does tax stuff for me. You just ruled all over your stuff.

I did. I don't know if the camera will pick it up, though. I did. The camera won't pick that up, but he fucking slobbered when he said Jew. Which is crazy. That is actually insane. Is that like rabidness? Jew.

I'm fucking with me. I'm the pirate they had on the day. So listen, so Kingston's going to be the dumpster giggler. That's great. I'm going to be, I think I would want to be like the, oh man, man, what would I want to be? I feel like I'd want to be the yonkers yoinker, you know, and I'd, uh, I just jack people off. What is that? So I would like, I would give people's penises a quick tug and I'd run off into the dark.

And then like, uh, I would also maybe do a little, like, a dabble in pickpocking, like, yonk. I would say yonk. And I would run into the shadow. Uh, I would be naked, of course. And I'd be very emaciated. People wouldn't know exactly like, people would be like, is that a person or is it like a, a mangy doc

Like people wouldn't know exactly You're so Roughy looking That they think you're a dog I would treat I would treat my skin so poorly That it would be like mostly just Like psoriasis

And like I would induce psoriasis on myself Yeah And then pick the scabs So that they would grow back even worse And I would like I would be like this crazy cryptid No one would believe it They'd be like

You see the yonkers You want to get you? He comes and he grabs your dick hard He drags you a little bit You're like, ah, you let go. Getting your wallet taken and your dick, your dick jacked off slightly. Like, just like. It's really a fate worse than death.

You're like, what the same hand too? He takes the wallet. Real little hug. I would take the wallet with like these fingers. And then I would jack him off. And then I would jack him off with the other two. And you just, it wasn't enough for like really stimulate to grow. No.

It's just to like. Just enough. to know that I'm harassing. And then we run to the shadow. The second I crossed into the realm of shadow, I would be, I'd be, um, like you'd have to catch me in the light in order to catch me. That's so terrible. That's terrifying.

It is scary. They catch you with a net and you're like, uh-oh, the sunset, bye. And you disappear. And the net falls flat. Like, what do we do? This guy, if he gets aggressive. Yeah, I become intangible in the dark. If he decides to become aggressive, we are doomed, guys.

We cannot contain it. Well, he's just moin'inging. Anywhere that there is shadow, he can go into it. The yonkers yoinker? What is it? Yeah, I don't know why I'm so, I don't know why it's... I like it. I like it all iteration.

I like that. I like the elitans don't normally, like, it's the Jersey devil, you know what I mean? Like, that's not the... Yeah, it's not the Delaware devil or something. Yeah, it's not like the Jersey Jevel or something. But like the, I like the idea of the Yonkers joinker. The Jersey Jevel, he said. I'm going to be the Jersey Jevel.

gang. Fuck you guys. And I'm just a red. Can't spell Jebel without evil. Evil, jeevil. I'm the Jersey Jewell, red. Of the Jersey Jewell, and while he's doing that, while he's doing that,

Pigeon man falls down right in front of him. People are. He blows up. Arnold. His last word. his cargling Arnold. And Aaron looks over the ledge and he goes back home. He goes back home.

He looks over. He goes back home. Not a word out of him. And then the pigeons are stealing his coat. And the devil's like, whoa. There was some weird red. There was some crazy pigeons, red. There are no one.

He's actually the blind one. He's in bed in the dark staring at the ceiling. This is crazy, Red. Right? Right, Red. Imagine his fucking neighbor. Get the bottle of mayo. No, bottle of fucking tomatoes on.

And he's saying we're fucking marinara. He has a bottle, he has a jar of marinerer on his nightstand. And he thinks it's fucking Daird Devil. He's saying this at 3 a.m. His neighbor is, what is going on? Shut the fuck up. He's too afraid. He's too afraid.

afraid to say anything. He's just like he's... Yeah, he would be. He's... The walls are so thin. The walls are so thin that you could put like a thumbtack through one side

and it would come out the other. Oh my God. That's paper. You couldn't even lean on that. That's paper. That is so deep. If you bump into your dresser, your dresser will invade your friggin' neighbor's house.

You try to like, your bed's like against the wall and you're trying to like lean on and play with video games a He just scum Sorry neighbor

Sorry Sorry He's just terrifying Their child There's a great child He put a His name of Red Jr. He puts a

Goud of his mouthfeited Oh He put the pistol Who built this building Who built this place? It's like $4,000 for rent Dio

It's $4,000 a week for a studio. $4,000 a week studio. I'm sure it was like Dicovich or something. It was like Dicovich's brother or something. He exists in this universe. Oh yes, Dickevich. Mr. Diccovich. He does.

How? Yeah, Spider-Man's a rent guy. And his brother, it's... It's the Spider-Man exists in fucking Dair Devil. That's right, yeah. But not Tom... Wait, he's a different reality, though. I don't know.

in my reality it's all the same So the real deli rodin Thank you My father The real deli rodin He says Sup shitty boys

What that's mean Shitty boys? Yeah Whatever What City boy Anyway he says I just thought you should know

That I've started saying To my pregnant wife's belly And she hates it But alas Kingsen's dead Refuses to give up Thanks nerds How do you feel

About the fact That like in some sense like let's say hypothetically your dad was fucking dead right in Cocoa rules we're kind of keeping him alive stop

all right oh I like that yeah yeah that's good that's good I mean I feel nothing for my father dude when he does pass you know and then he'll be alive forever because of this joke you will we should have like one of those like, I don't know,

you know how they have like picture frames that have audio in it or something? Yeah, yeah. A picture of him. Oh, Oh, my baby. Like if you pass by and it's activated. It's a full 16 hours of completely unique dialogue also.

Like it's cycles. It's not enough to fill a whole day because that would be ridiculous. But like it's enough that it only barely repeats itself. You know what I like about this? Like say, say we actually, this actually happens. We can sell merch in this. He has, let's say like he actually has a grave and somebody puts that on there. There is somebody from your family, like, what the fuck is this?

They're going to pass my name. Who is this mad at a safaris? We'll have a Star Trek meetup and Kixen's dead tombstone. He's so disrespectful to have a bunch of fucking autists meet in a fucking cemetery. Aw. I don't know, man. My dad's so not like why I don't care. Do whatever, man.

You guys could keep him. Hey, the permission. Permission. Do we have permission to use his likeness? We didn't even have his likeness. We invented his likeness. In my head, that is actually him. In my head, I have it all.

Yes. All right. All right, let's see. Thank you. That's funny. I love that. Keep it up. Aw.

Aw. What's the matter? A little batty baby. Didn't somebody die recently? Is somebody important tie? Or am I just thinking of the Pope again? Yeah, I might just be thinking of it. It's not even important to me, so.

Yeah. Or Sophia Vigara died. Fuck that niggum. That would fuck me of that. Well, no, it wouldn't. It would be, it would be a bummer. Sophia Vagara. It wouldn't fuck me up.

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I said, Brazio Dawson. I was like, no. This is my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, niggu. She's black, right?

I don't think so. Really? I mean, if maybe she's, maybe she's part. She's Latino? I thought she was Latina. That's what I thought. She's a hybrid. Maybe.

Maybe. Let's look it up. This is important information. Yeah. So waiting for the Sween hunting here, I want this pal running. He says, hey, fuckers. I got one for Sweene. I got to know, man.

What are your thoughts on this Hobson guy? They're fucking hilarious. I love that. We don't even, you don't even answer that. I just think that's a fucking funny question. Oh. God, she's everything. But it leads with Puerto Rican.

Puerto Rican, Afil, Cuban, an Irish, Native American. Damn. Yeah, her fucking parents got it. She's like fucking Exodia. Or like, she's like the infinity gauntlet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got everything. She got everything.

Those, you know, colonizers. Just a. You're not Caribbean's are, bro. All fucking mixed up. All together, yeah. All mixed up and don't know what to do. Oh, mixed up, red. Oh.

My 23 to me is crazy, right? Turns out I'm mostly Bulgarians. I'm entirely Mexican. What? Fucking Franklin. Campbell's tomato sauce. You're red?

What do you think? So stupid. I'm sorry, Red. I'm hungry. I'm going to have to use some of your blood. Sorry, Red. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's too much, too much, too much.

He's being interrogated. I'm going to kill your best friend. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's just like crushing the tomato can. No. Wait, wait, wait, don't do it to red. and then and then just goes to bed

nothing happens and he gets out brutally murders these people for cancer he never lost his family he just lost the can't tomato that he was convinced

he was friends with and that sent him on a violent rampage they've been trying to tell him the entire time you're going to tell him Frank you're going to tell him

no one you didn't have a family man like you didn't have kids you didn't have a fucking family Frank you didn't

That was a canned of tomato. It wasn't even like particularly, it was like Kroger. It was Kroger. It wasn't even Campbell. You're trying to trick me. You're using your fucking Mysterio fucking psychomans. Man games on me. They're not going to work.

Bougabookaboo. Gets out of the, like he was being interrogated. I love that he's got the booze antlers forever. I love that. That's just his basic fucking thing. He should have gone without lifting anymore. Ooh, the gun lifts and blow someone's head up. $50 on our patrons to get to design Sweeney's newest laugh,

Rodin. I think I'm going to commission his, like, weight face, but like... With his hands up? With the antlers? I think I'm going to commission that. It would be worth money. It would be. We should absolutely sell, by the way, a picture frame with a picture of Kingston's dad in it

with like a sound thing in it. It just says, well, at the very least, we could figure out how to do that. We got to make the prototype at first. Yeah, we'll make. I would love to make like maybe like 15 of them and then like sell them. I'll look at like one of those companies. That can't be that difficult to figure out how to like I would I would love to even make those. There's got to be that difficult.

There's got to be a company that will, you know, oh, customize your thing. Yeah. Yeah. It would be such a fuck. It would be like not even accommodated like it would have like the little chip with like the speaker in like underneath the picture. So the picture's all fucked up and warped. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, $50 patrons get to design Sweenie's newest Lafroen. He says, what up donkey, Shrek, and pussy. What animated movie do you think? Didn't like that. Almost got you. Ooh. Damn, almost got you.

And he says, what animated movie do you think was most important to your childhood? You can have a top three of choosing one is too hard. I actually don't know. Off the rip. I think I know what goofy movie. Yeah. Really? That, it just, that one really hits the spot.

Yeah. And every, and maybe, even though, like, I don't feel bothered that, like, my dad died when I was four. I still like seeing other people having that relationship, the trials and tribulations between father and son. Yeah. So I thought that was really cool to see. No. Body else but you. I think that movie is very.

No. But. Just me. You and red. Red. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I love not that movie is so well received by black people. It's insane. The goofy movie. It's like very, very well-werews by black people. I guess this goofy was technically meant to be a black. I don't know. I don't know about that. I know that. I know that's historically true. I don't know if it's true ostensibly.

I feel like Max. I don't think Max is black. No. I think goofy might be. There's nothing that, like, Max starts that movie out like a school shooter, by the way. Really? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's just kind of dumb. Wait, wait, wait, explain this movie. Have you ever seen it? Like, there's a song that Max sings in the beginning where he's like, no one understands

me, they'll all pay, basically. I'll show them. And it's like, if you cut that song right there, it sounds mega scary. Wait, are you talking about the, like, the after today, that song? Isn't that the, they've been laughing since I can't remember on the, I'm not going to laugh anymore. That's exactly what I love that I got to watch it hit you That's so funny

He can't help it He's silly He's so funny I can remember Well they're not gonna laugh anymore No more Maxie the geek No more goofful do we Like before

Why say before If you end He wets them He wets them with bullet TV If you end that song there It's mega fucking That's fucking awesome I never even thought of that

I love that movie so much dude It's a good movie The music is so cute I know every Syllable of that movie I love that fucking movie I thought the I think an underrated part

Is the when they're at Lester's Possom Park The fucking song And the fake Like Chucky Cheese thing It's so funny to me Because of how Pathetically fucked up it is

and then seeing these bumpkins just loving it. And I was like, it's, there's something magical about that where it's like these people are, it's like entertaining like a rat or something. Like it's so, you know, you don't have to do anything.

I should say a possum, I should have said. Right, right, right. It's just like, it's so, I'm like, bro. Whoa. Whoa, he's a fucking tea kettle right now. He's tin manning. Crazy.

Bro, we've seen those, those memes of the, the hamster sucking on the the the the water things and then it's showing like uh the tin man like getting off fucking flustered and then coming like it's fucking excellent it's cutting back and forth he said it's excellent dude it's crazy dude it's crazy answer for that like it's so fucking out of pocket it it grabs it and then it puts it in its mouth all far and like it like it just it's cutting back and Ford is perfect.

I haven't seen that. It's like the memes where the guy goes and grabs a branch and it's like, Groot looking down at him. He lets go over and he runs off. So dumb. I didn't see that way. So,

so goofy movie. I'm going to pull up both of them. Yeah, I don't know. I think it's the most important. I loved fucking, um, Night before Christmas so much when I first saw it.

That was the first musical that I saw where like every song was a banger. It's a, like every single song in that movie is fucking perfect. There are Disney movies Yeah It's like it doesn't And it's short It's not like fucking long

It's great fucking movie I know that's technically stop motion But I don't know That counts That's animated I would put it I would classify it as that Tarzan and Aladdin

Oh wow Aladdin's a banger Tarzan it didn't It didn't connect with me I fucking love that I connected with a soundtrack To Tarzan more than I connected To Tarzan

No Yang That sounds fucking run for me Oh god Damn it. Don't tell me that. Because the porn you're watching? What is this name? Clayton? Clayton, Clayton fucking Tarzan.

No, no, Tarzan fucking Clayton actually. Well, technically, Clayton is riding the fuck out of Tarzan. Tarzan looks like he's having a horrible time and Clayton has the most bliss. That's the drawing is fucking crazy. He hasn't played down. The Tarzan is like this. And he's just fucking. He's just riding.

Just throw it back. Also, shout it to Amperson. I love Emperor's New Groove also. That's not an important movie to me, but it's like, that movie still is still funny. Like, I think there's like voice delivery in that, in that movie that's like, you know how like family guy has those like moments of like. Yes. I know exactly what you're saying. It's like it's the only Disney movie that I've ever seen where like it does that.

It has this like improvisational tone. You absolutely right. Because it was improvised. I don't know if it was because of David Spade or if it was just like, I don't know if there was. I don't know. Yeah. Maybe it's all of them though. Like Earth a kit fucking.

kills that movie, dude. She's so fucking, that's, that's, that's the most impact she's ever had on me, really. Because, yeah, was from Emperor's, Emperor's New Group. It's like, I love, I, I, I, I think she was even in the show, too. Was she a lifestyle? Mm-hmm. Wow. Her music was something that was played in my house, like, my grandmother, my grandma's favorite singer

will always be like Dionne Warwick and, like, Pad LaBelle, like her favorites. But I heard so much Earth the Kids and Donna Summers growing up. It was obnoxious. To the point that like that music... I'm sure I did too. I just don't... That music is so nostalgic to me. It's insane.

Like literally if I close my eyes, I feel like I'm in the living room in my house in the Bronx and my grandma listening to that music. It's like that. It's like Selya Cruz, freaking Frankie Ruiz. Silly Cruz.

What's who else? I think his name is Ron Arroyo, the guy I made La Rebellion. I gotta be real. Like, does that shit? I'm just like, I've heard that shit so much. I know a lot of this music by sound,

but like I never looked it up. I was, I could not avoid that shit. The record player was playing all the time I lived in the Bronx. It drove me fucking insane. Yeah, I remember just, yeah. Because it wasn't music I could choose. Do you have, like, musical ties to certain video games that you would play?

I told you the most emotional one. We talked about it on the show, like many, like 100 episodes ago. For me, it's, it's Little Wayne and Drake while playing fucking Resident Evil 5. Everyone thinks that's so crazy. It is. It sounds crazy. That's relatively recent, too. That's like when you were older.

The song, because I remember being high as a fucking kite. Listen to my friend playing that song. Be in the fuck out of Wesker. Like, after you beat the game like three times, you have all the broken shit. Yeah. And you'd blow up Westkin. He would just lay on the ground for a while. And I'm like, damn, dude.

For me, the PS1 is, every time I look at the PS1 off screen right here, actually. The audience can't see. Yeah. But the PS1 is synonymous with Mark Anthony to me. because my mom would play Mark Anthony so fucking much whenever I would play this thing and I had it in the living room so like when they would be like

they would have the music blasting when they were cooking or whatever I would just be in the living room it just saying to me and I'm just like and I'm playing ape escape and I'm like what the fuck is going on I associate monkeys with

fucking Mark Anthony I associate apiscape apiscape specifically is deeply associated with Mark Anthony and there's nothing I can do about it for me you know what's crazy it's really good for me the song the music soundtrack

that is the most like important in my heart heart is actually Sonic Advance 2's music Okay well we're gonna move on That's gay That's gay That is

That is a That is crazy What scene is that from Oh is when he's like Leaning around Because his oil is all fucked up I do that I haven't seen that movie

Since I was a kid Slade some more That's the Negro version Never mind That's what I'm gonna sing The Frickin' whiz Slides them all to me All right

Yeah I don't That movie was too old for me to ever seen the whiz? I know actually I've only seen clips. I've only seen clips. Yay, brother, I'm the whiz. Yeah, brother, I'm doing. I'm driving.

I think my mom just didn't like, it's funny because my mom's partner loved Wizard of Oz. I think my mom hated anything that had to do with it. So we didn't have whiz in the house. Is she just not like Wizards? Was she like Harry Potter's bad kind of person? Uh, no, she's actually, well, actually, she's really in a fantasy.

Oh, weird. Funny thing is, but. But no whiz. No, no whiz. is? No, um, she, she, I don't know, for some reason, well, it's not even some reason. She got really hooked on like, uh, lean, like most up it was, having to get your mother, having to get your mother off leave. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, let's do that. My mom's addicted to lean. It's like, why? That'd be crazy. You? Hi, my name is Bench, my name is your age too. Yes. But your mom's like a very much so, a grown, grown-ass woman is like, I've been,

And I'm gonna lean. Hello, my name's Ben Shapira and I'm gonna lean. I'd love that. I love that syrup. I have a syrup in my cup. I can't help it. It really good. It'd be great because he's like, oh,

hip hop isn't real music and stuff. And then he just got into the whole culture. He's actually like, that's how he knows. So that's how he's so much of an authority on it. It's so weird to me. This is just like, who says that without understanding undertones what you're saying?

He's just being racist. Like, like, how do you do that? Like, how do you do it? do that. It's like, oh, free Derek Shoveman. What is this? What is this? This is music. It's like, it's like Charlie, like, like, like, I understand. You may have these beliefs, but like, and I know they don't even

really believe it, but it's like you understand who you're baiting, right? Yes, whatever. You understand who you're getting. Absolutely. Yes, that is the whole point. It's the whole point. So we're going to read the names now. We're going to read our $25 enough patrons, the names. All the people. All the people who

support the show. I don't wrap it up any time. That's what I have so many kids. We have four pages of names, so let's start Oh, let's do it Three, two, one I was conservative, then I watched Chris And now I hate Florida All left pipeline

Colin Moriarty, Colin Moriarty Nice, we still got some calling Yeah, user or guildmaster Mail Malibu Or Molly Malibu I see Kulshedra Edras Krishibu

Krishid Yo I think about that Dude That is one of the things That is one of the things that like lives in my brain forever. They went murderous.

Oh, hop, up, hop, up, up, up, now. Ooh, caribou. They went murderous. Oh, there's such a little stress. They became murderers. It snowed about as much as it does in like Vermont. And they lost their society.

They were going to kill people. Chris should let AI read the names at 1% volume and 3 times speed. Name reading rule is technically honored. I like that.

It's a great idea. We'll get right on it. Colin Moriardi. Awbo. Colin Moriarty, I'm going to kill Brethren with Mortar. It's me, Dr. Butto. I'm going to shove my entire colon inside of yours. Have you done a show with Colin since we did the thing?

I don't think so because we did Friday, right? I think so. Wait, no. Wednesday. We didn't do Friday? No, he had a boo-boo. Oh, that's right. shit is bad

okay it's like yeah I want to see what Colin has to say with all of his feedback and you know him being such a dedicated fan I wanted like you guys to discuss that I was I was waiting for it to like be brought up by a listener I wanted to like somebody

to bring up like hey Colin I know you like rode into you know yeah okay yeah wait for that wait for that I'm so fucking over it man what happened nothing there's something happened had a dream that I shot my bed no it's a crazy dream it's a crazy dream it's a crazy dream Crazy dream. Your bed is so

animalistic, man. I was really sick. Even animals don't shit. I know. Animals usually scratched at the door like, hey, let me go. Let me go. Hey, let me go.

I was really sick. You guys are assholes, man. Red, open the door. I'm shooting. Red. Red. Red.

Red. Red. I'm shitting. Red. I'm shitting. I'm shitting. I'm shitting. Oh, oh.

I made a boobo red. Oh, Spaghettios, red. Oh, that. Tomato sauce red is bright red. Jenkins my boy, I love the Halo show. Nice. It's me, Dr. Butto, oh, I read that.

Two rats in a trench coat. Chris Reagan, Chris Reagan, Chris Reagan, Chris Reagan, Chris Reagan, Chris Reagan, Chris, Reagan, but gay, Chris Gayrun, Chris Reagan, colon, colon, colon, Coral Moriarty. What the fuck is all this? J.D. Vance killed the Pope with Fox Dial. A non-binary Jewish person's pronouns are... What?

What is this? That's, I don't, I don't even know. We put it on you, put it on you. What is the, oh, a nine or a Jewish person's pronouns is. That's, that's good. So it's they, they, them, but it's in the parentheses. To all the parentheses, the, look, that's, that's something an evil person would say. It's Nazi coded.

It's Nazi coded, but that is clever. That's funny. So I'll hand it to you. Hey, get this thing off me. Oh, sorry. It's the least, trying to eat my cake. I'm sorry.

That felt like I equipped it. Like, I equipped that phrase. Derek just fucking did like a speed bite to make sure I wouldn't cut to you while he was eating his fucking. What is that? That looks like something

that you found in Kingston's bed. Wait, I should stop it. actually kill him. He might actually choking die. Oh, fuck.

Okay. What do they call them in? Ho-ho's? These are hoos? Yeah, these are hoos. Yeah, because you know how they have,

it's all the same thing? It's like Taco Bell. That Taco Bell. It's all the same ingredients just in different shapes. So you have ding-dongs, hoos, cupcakes, all those hostess snacks.

They're literally the same thing. Yeah. There's different shapes. You know what? We're being hard on Kingston a little bit. Because, because, see, the reason,

the reason I don't shit my bed is because I shit my pants always It's all in my pants It can't get on the bed It's all filters I didn't wear my undies the one night bro I was like you know what I need any little bit of air Do you normally not sleep with

I don't see with clothes on That's crazy I sleep naked it's crazy I sleep with underwear for sure Yeah I gotta have a layer It's a really bad habit to start doing It's a really bad habit to start doing it You don't want you can't do without it anymore

It's horrible it's never I don't like having I don't like having my My stuff all like fucking free flowing and shit. Yeah, especially if it's hot and then like my balls are hot. What I do is slapping against my fucking sheet or blanket. I sleep to the side because Lily dominates the bed from me. So I sleep to the side while. I'm mostly hanging off of it. I'm going off to bed and I'm like a little curled up ball.

And for a moment I turned back to them. I'm just a sphere. Oh. So you guys should Lila V luciate and get two big beds and put them together. I would love to have a different bedroom. I haven't even better For my Lily But she would

I think that's just not She's too traditional Is that what that is? Yes, the fuck Also I think that's just not I think what you want Is just a room

I think you necessarily Care about a bedroom I do Do you care about like having a bedroom I want to be free I want to be able to go a place I can go and close door on her That's a room

That's like an office I want to be able to sleep there too Yeah you can I mean dude like if I had an office or whatever Like if I did like it Well I do it's a bad example But like this is our this is our studio So like I don't have I'm not going to

put a couch in here, you know? But I would... Couch kind of would fit right behind you guys. No, it wouldn't. There's not enough space. It's just shallow couch. It would be so thin as to be fucking useless. Some of a tiny-ass couch right there.

How big is your couch? It's like it's one foot deep. Well, look, you don't use any of the space over here, so we just move everything back. I thought about it, like trying to figure out how to reconfigure this. I thought about just taking my desk and moving it into the fucking living room somewhere. Ah. but or like in the main room.

I would move it where your dining table is because when the fuck do you have entertained people to use that? I do sometimes. It's not super regular. It's not super regular. That's what I mean. The tradeoff would be like because that's, I think we would do that too.

I have that dining room area really because I feel like it's, I'm supposed to. It's kind of, it's the whole thing. It's that traditional thing. We're like, I got to put the table here and stuff. And I'm like, I don't know. I'm not really usually that much.

I think the issue is that like I don't want my stream set up to be facing my kitchen. That's the only issue is that like it's not really a great. And Lily's house, I've sat at the dining table at Lily's house maybe three times. I like the mom and dad's oh yeah. And I'm like, why is this here? Yeah, we're not, we're not really that family.

We're not really that generation of doing that anymore. We kind of sit in front of- We don't have kids. Yeah, that we don't have kids. I would have a reason to have a dining room table. But also I'd be like, you know, like in the last house I lived in Vegas. Just big ass living room projection thing

instead of a, you know, and they crowd around and watch bullshit while we eat. When I first lived here, I just used that space for VR and, like, gym stuff. No. That's all I used it for. Ah, yeah. Yeah. That makes sense.

Yeah. I thought about just, like, getting a punching bag, and that was it. And I was like, I should get a table. Just get one of the fleshlights. One of the fucking big little, big flashlight. Yeah, a dining room, like, a flashlight for the room.

I like that. This is my flashlight room. It's specifically, yeah. It's just an empty room in one flashlight. It's just a smell of stale chlorine and cum, fucking all sorts of lotions. You should get those like trees that smell like cum to. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

We had those back home. They're all over a place back home. You should plant them all over the, the, the flashlight room. Anyway, the mask that come from, smell from your fleshlight. We're already fucked. We're already past the timeline that I want to set. Speed run, speed run. Calm, we already.

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But he's also like, he thinks it's cute. So, and his racism is so endearing. Aw. Look at the little bood cricket. You can't touch me at all. Chichin and a dungeon. You're Asian. Look at that.

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Roses are red, sweet as a bot pretending to be Kanye's cousin So he sloppers my knob That's insane That's insane, yeah that's wild Hey, Kanye, it's me, your cousin. You're still down? You still do what you used to do?

I miss the old Kanye. Do you should have video where he revealed that like, nigger, how Hitler? Oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't watch the whole video. I saw it and then I clicked off of it when the nigga How Hitler. I didn't see at the end, dude pulls out a fucking chain, swastika chain. Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh my God, I didn't even know.

Who made that? A swastasist? I don't know. Somebody who just makes swastika. Someone who makes a laugh for Rich Rebo. It's Colin, Calam, Moriarty, my ass is full of piss, help. Colin Moriarty, losing all my friends in the custody battle. Kurt Cobain, POV.

Check the Aussie ex-opposition leader Peter Dutton. I saw there was like a big election going on in Australia, and I just don't know anything about it. Yeah. I wish they just aligned with America. So all of our primaries and generals are at the same time. So I could keep up. I just wish their terminology's were the same.

That too. You know what I mean? Everything should be the same. Because I hear like Tories and like labor. Like I don't know what any of that shit means, dude. Scouser. Yeah, Scouser. Australian,

I think they have like the spider fuckers union. Spider fuckers, the ultra thieves. The spider fuckers versus the ultra thieves. Ultra thieves is crazy. There's not even a fucking. They're so thieves. They're super thieves guild.

It's just the thieves guild. It is. What is it called? What's the way to say that? We want to change. Some guys on TV running for office in Nightingale Armour. Motherfuck is from Rifting. It's like, you're from Rifting, aren't you?

We want to change Sydney to Riftin. All in favor. All in favor of making thievery legal. Say I. Ooy, oh, oh, y. Unanimous. Well, no, they actually would they even want that? Because isn't it part of it that you're not?

Oh. that absolutely no you're a thief Yeah, it wouldn't be thieving if it's If it's legal, that is a good point Because everybody, yeah So it'd be like Can we make it ultra illegal? Yeah

Make it harder It's hilarious Make it absolute Make it harder You know Yeah You know You know?

You know You narrow You narrow Uh Karl Moriardi Kingston's dad Convvvins Convince Kanye to be anti-Semitic Jack WFM

Ultra Mega Dumb stupid and idiotic Bealbittles Going X Games mode Against the gay bug invasion There's a whole beetle bug narrative going on in the fucking in the names here I have not been following it As closely

Yeah, wait right Why hasn't it gone away yet? I don't know, I don't know This guy's like really into beetles And this predated the beetle boards thing Absolutely yeah that's what's so wild Teenager My headphones disconnected in class when Kingston was making baby noises If Sweeney if Sweeney was made of plastic

I hope that's true This is the craziest fucking... If Sweden was made of plastic, he'd be in... Come on, man. What we got? He'd be an action, nigger. Fucking ridiculous. Absolute cinema.

The way it's spelled... That is really not even funny, but it's not... It's the way that it's the spell that killed me. It's like McGuire almost. That's what I was. I read it, it was like, McGu- Oh, nigger. What I like is that it's not, it's Kingston.

It's not, if, it's if Kingston is an action figure, correct? Correct. Just him. It's not like, not, not a black person. No. If a black person, other than Kingston is an action figure, he's just an action figure. Right, right. He becomes an figure.

And on the package, it says, I should nigg your honor. The you were there. It's so funny. It's pretty great. That's, look, that sucks,

but I'll admit, there's something there. Don't write, don't write that it again. That's excellent. It's like black exploitation almost. I like it. Colin Moriarty,

you forgot, oh, Calamoriati, his name also says, Colin Moriarty, you forgot to read my name. I apologize. I got to.

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That's nuts. That's crazy. Fucking Billy Cullen gun is fucking B. Ouch my colins falling out. Oh my God Despite all my

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Is that fucking shame I'm better man than you Rick Rick? There's a Hey what is this What am I doing an impression of? Ooh, it's a zombie, red, ooh, he didn't even give him a chance to answer?

What the hell's wrong? What do you? Shane? What? What? Aw. Oh. No.

I love that crying scene, dude. So good. When he finds out his name is really Thomas. Then he loses. He starts crying. I thought I was ring this whole time. His son's dying. Carl's...

He's drowning on his own blood. Carl is gargling. He's coughing up pieces of his own lung. And Rick is outside crying. They just find that his name sucks. And then Negan puts a fucking bat up his ass and twirls it around. Dude. They're still making shows.

Yeah, it's not over. What do you mean? Megan and Maggie have a spinoff show. Why? They're in New York. Wait, why do they work together? Because justice needs to be served. I have no idea.

Wait, are they like a buddy cop thing? What is going on with it? Are they like Ozzy and Dricks? I don't even remember. I was so uninterested. I saw the thing. I don't even remember something walking dead, sub-te. I don't fucking know.

Why? Are they working together? Apparently something where Mackie's kid is. I'm just like, why are they? Niggin knows. Dude, they've had a, I didn't know that they were going to keep going, because I saw that they had one where Michone and Rick got back. They have a French one where, what's his name, Norman Reedish, Darrell was in it. And I was just like, bro, this is, I can't believe they're still going.

Like, there's people still interested in this. I am truly bewilly right there. And there was like a billion seasons of Fear the Walking Dead and I don't know a soul that watched. That's the Farrowson. Exactly. What is it? I think it started in L.A. or something. Fear the Walking Dead.

that is about the beginning of it. Okay. Because Rick's story starts off two years into it. Okay, so this is the very beginning? Yeah. Who the fuck wants to see that? Apparently, it has many seasons. And one of the guys...

Isn't there a talking dead... Isn't there a show about the Walking Dead that's just going over it too? But see, that's the thing. There was... There was... It's a Walking Dead economy, basically. I thought... I thought when that show died,

what it was... With Chris Hard Dick or whatever his name was? Right. Yeah, but... I thought what that show was over. That was kind of the signal that no one gives a shit about the walking dead anymore, you know? Yeah. But apparently someone's still watching.

Someone's out there being like, I can't wait to see what fucking, I don't know, Herschel's up to. There's a show called Zombie Herschel. And it's just Zobby Herschel trying to open up a fucking deli in the middle of fucking, I don't know, Maine or something. He's like, and his daughter comes up. He's like, I don't know. zombie Herschel. We're in the,

we're not in the black at all. We're in the red right now. Listen, if there was a zombie Herschel, you bet your fucking ass I'm watching that, dude. All the other spinoffs couldn't care less. There's eight seasons,

there's eight seasons of zombie Herschel, and there's a spinoff called Young Zombie Herschel. A young governor with young Michone's guitar still cuts his head. Remember this? It's just basically remember all this stuff

But now kids have them This is where Carl's eye patch comes from Young Erzl is so fucking awesome Yeah It's a show about It's a show about Carl's eye Or what happens

Like the adventures of Carl's Eye Holy shit Carl's Eye Young Zavvy Ersel's gonna go hard man Oh fuck Oh, man. Bring back with zombie

Herschel and and Merle they team up Right. Zombie Murrell Yeah, they open up a bakery in Maine

and they're struggling financially And that's the whole The whole show is that I would love that I miss Moral Because he was just like So racist

And quippy Oh yeah Vigorously racist To for no reason It kind of made me Well it's like It's Georgia So it was perfect

You know I was just like This is great Dude look Georgia But, like, is this he's so, like, he's so cartoonishly racist. Oh, and did you, he's not like, other people are racist? Wait, wait, wait.

Did you hear about the, the spinoff show that they're doing, too, where they're doing a show called Walking Dead Stallions? Have you seen this? What's that? So this is the origin story of the horse from the pilot episode that got eaten. And you get to see his whole journey. Well, he's in the city, and it gets eaten. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then he has to go into the tank. Yeah. It's the story of that horse. That is fucking... The horse in the tank. The horse... No, no, the horse isn't in the tank. I don't know where...

I don't know anything about the horse. That's why this show is needed. Yeah, there's a horse in the beginning that's being eaten by zombies. And then there's a whole show. There's like an eight-season show showing how the horse got there. That's amazing.

Called Walking Dead Stallions. Eight seasons. And his name is... I think his name is horse. I can't remember exactly. His name is Horace. Oh, it's Horace. Horace the horse.

Yeah, yeah. I love that. There you go. Horse, the horse is actually kind of bad. And then there's young walking dead stallions. I've had young horace. Fucking.

What is a young horse even called? A foal? A fall. I think it's a foal. Fawn is for deer, I think. Fawn is for like a deer or something like that. I don't know. A baby,

a young horse is a foal. A foal? F OAL. Yeah. Full. That sounds not satisfying it to say at all. No, exactly. So that's why they didn't call the show,

full horse. Young foal. No, they call it. It's called, it's called full, full house. The milkman and the paper boy. That's the wrong one.

That's the wrong one. No, you're right. Whatever happened to predictability. The milkman, the paper boy. All these zombies. Walking dead is happening.

Everywhere you look. Everyone's dead. Walking dead stallions. Walking dead is a horse. You guys stop Oh my god Alright Let's go

Let's move up Every horse That bucks Yeah's a hole What you started singing Almost sounded to me like Oh that's king of queens Oh I thought I was doing

Because I get the family matters One's mixed up sometimes Because it's the same shit You know The same guy Is it really? Is it really? It's the same guy

Why is it getting weary I'm getting tight I'm sitting here in traffic on the Queensboro Bridge tonight I don't know that's okay just all I want to do

is cash my chicken drive right home to you I actually like I was watching clips of that show I will be driving home I don't know I don't know

I watched the weird amount of King Queens because it was like it was a rat like for some reason on the on was it on UPN it was like

around the parkers I don't know why you was watching you love UPN I don't know why you watch the UPA I don't get why you love I don't understand why that's so weird to you. Underpaid Knicks Network.

I watched the Parker's and Monique and knowledge. You were there. You were like, I love these shit. Black people are funny, actually. That's what's so weird about growing up at that time. I just remember, like, it's so confusing to me watching how the world is now because it's just like, I don't know. Did people just not watch television? Like, I don't know. I think I watched so much black TV growing up.

You did. I just don't get it. Well, our age era was when it was like blackness was just quick. I feel like the only thing... In the way it isn't now. Like... I think even that it was cool. It was just normal.

Outside of the black community, I feel like people watched... Fresh Prince was the big one? Fresh Prince and they watched the Family Matters. Yeah. The Family Matter was a hate as a fucking Urkel. I feel... Yeah. That's true, yeah.

But nobody... Yeah, nobody outside watched the parkers. No. I wouldn't be surprised if most of the people listening, don't know what the fuck the Parker's is. My ex-girlfriend watched it, but she was also, you know... Well, she was a sister, right? She was a juggler one, she's a juggler one watched it.

No, not her, no. Okay. She might call him to N-Words. I like Enro's doing stuff. Yeah, King Queen's was on around the time. She was the white girl that was less wrong. And so, like, you want to see a guy that clearly likes the insane clown posse, even though, like, it's not in here, but you can tell, like, he's a guy that was in. For Lafay, go, car, for the...

You can tell that this guy. Oh, this is a video you posted your story, right? I did, because, like, it was the... A butt rock band that I've never heard of before. It's so bad. And then I went to the, to their music video. And then it was just comments about Tim Poole And I was like

Are you of like Like of like of Like of course Like you know like The shittiest butt rock band that I've ever heard Is associated with Tim Poole Because they went on their podcast I guess So dumb

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You know what he's good? Oh, yeah. Boomstick or whatever. Boom stick, yeah. Now Nemo's got a crazy healing factor on the back of his, you know. But the Peter Lorry Fisher's got a weapon in his back pocket. He's going to pull it out and shoot Nemo at the first side of a confrontation. That's so right, my fellow. They're one of those channels that's still going.

They just did Mastergy versus Doom Guy like in the last week. No way. Oh, they did that a long time ago. You would think. Well, maybe I just saw it recently, but I remember in my mind read it. They might have redone it. because I remember looking at it's like, something stuck out to me,

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Like, I don't even know why you would even do that. To me, they're like watch Mojo, but they kept going and successfully. Yeah. Because Watch Mojo, everyone was like,

I'm so over this. I think watch Mojo is still going too, though. Well, they're still going, but I feel like their numbers are probably embarrassing. I actually feel like they're pretty good.

Are they on the rebound? Well, no, I just feel like it's like a Niga-higa situation where, where like he's not relevant but they're successful Well he's been gone for a while

I guess he's like gone gone Ryan to be fair The last time I looked and watched Yeah but he was yeah The last I was gonna say The last time I looked at watch Mojo They were getting like 20K views or something Oh yeah but they're like volume over

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That's like that video of the kid in a black ops or whatever. Oh, they're having that 1B1 with that guy. He suddenly got shot in real life. You remember that? What's that? So there's a, I don't have it?

I think I have it. I lost it like a long time ago, but there's this video of this basically like this squeaker child, like 12 year old, 11 year old kid, challenged this guy to a 1v1. And like an asshole, of course, he's like, all right, I'll do it. I don't think the other guy's on mic or anything,

but he's like, he's in the map, and he's just dunking on this kid. Yeah. And the kid's screaming over Mike and he's crying. And there's a point where he gets shot and the soundscape of it is so funny

because you just hear a gunshot and you hear echoing and then you hear like crying but it sounds like ow I've been shot crying. And then you hear another gunshot and then no

and then it cuts out. So it sounds like this child has just been executed. That's great. But that reminds me of a That's old. I can't find that no more. There's an audio that is

being circulated and used through everything, but it's originally from Fortnite. So which makes sense because there's a guy that has like infinite like grenades that make you dance or whatever that make you remote. Yeah. And so this kid spawns in like this house thing and he can't get out because the guy just keeps throwing those grenades out. He's like, stop it. Stop. Stop.

It's so funny. It is so funny. He starts crying and like. The child stop it is so fucking, everybody knows it. Stop it. Stop! The original video is so funny Because you're seeing it in other stuff

Where people are like, that's sad Because there was a Callie Duty version People are just putting it over everything Like, why is a kid playing that? I was like, no, you gotta watch the original It's hilarious Did you see that they put fucking Seth Rogen and called it?

Seth and somebody else too It was Seth Rogen and somebody else Just as silly. I can't remember. I know Nicky Minaj was in there a long time ago. See, that's more reasonable to me. So is Al-A-Lacart. Okay.

Like to me, Nikki Minaj is like... It's fun. I just... Like, Nick Minnash has a huge fan base. Like, that ride for her and they'll go play Fortnite and shit. Yeah, yeah. Seth Rogan?

It is weird. I will say the animation, because there's like execution... There's execution animations in that game now. Yeah. And the Seth Morgan ones are pretty funny. Oh.

Like, he's like, cowardly. Like, so he goes up to it and he's like... He looks away. And there's one where you're like, he fumbles with a gun and drops it and then it like it falls on ground and shoot and then it's like you know what that's that's cool it's funny this should not be called duty at all but like uh if somebody else made it if this was another game this would be cool that's right you know yeah the people are like oh the the fortnight is ruined call of duty that's what i heard it's the problem that happens

with a lot of i guess this is well no i i do think it like because dude you you play certain games because of the because of the feel right and like what they're trying to get across to you and i do think the sad truth about multiplayer games that like multiplayer games don't have identity anymore because it just eventually just becomes crossovers it just becomes like oh niki minage is here oh the stormtroopers are in destiny now oh and it's just like it sucks it is lame like i miss when when like battlefield and these things actually had like a vibe to them immersion breaking i i would say that for sure like certain things like um i never played uh the payday games but i remember they put like Ethan and eela in there oh my god yeah that's right and so like after a while you're kind of like

All right, well, this is, this is silly. Like, I don't know if the game was always, like, just completely wacky. Or if that was the clown mass, I guess, but that was like high stuff. I thought that's like, you're covering your face. So, yeah, Payday 2, they collab with Ethan Ela. Why did they put two Israelis in a game about robbing banks? So what do they mean by that? Can we please keep going?

Even for me, I'm like, you know, you was fucked up? He would, somehow he would probably be like, is this race? Like, he would. Oh, modern either? Modern he would not be cool with it at all. And I'm like. but um yeah dude like i don't know it's it's what bumps me out about like marathon because as i was playing it i was like man this looks so weird and and unique and i like it but i know eventually it's

buzz light year i know eventually yeah buzz light year eventually is going to pop in here and uh fucking i don't know the cast of i think you should leave is going to be a playable character like you know what i mean like it eventually it's just going to not be cool anymore yeah and that's kind of a bummer yeah and that's just like all games are doomed for that joel Joel from the last of us Joel Miller is Is Joel in his in Fortnite? No, so

I don't think so No I can't say that I don't think he is I actually can't say no Because Yeah I would I don't believe that he is

Yeah I know Madison David Kratos are But uh Yeah I don't know about Joe Cratos right I don't want that Yeah yeah

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absolutely magical. Donkerson So for anybody curious Like off the rep, I was like Hey, we should keep it to two hours To two hours and 15 minutes It's 249 right now Yeah

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Jury from Street Fighter giving me a syrupy foot job under the table at Denny's. It's 2 a.m. Now it's about Luna now. Luna? Oh, uh, from Claire? Yeah, from Claire. Oh yeah, her feet's are out. I saw, I saw the few times I go on Facebook, the first thing that popped up,

this is 10 out of 10. It was just a circled her feet. You know what? Every time I did switch to her, I thought about it constantly. Yeah. Because they are just, because she doesn't run around. She hovered. So her feet are just up in frame.

And I'm just, I'm thinking about it. So about that. I know, right? You know what? Does he know? Wait, are you talking about like some spoilers or something? Luna's there and that, you know, that doesn't, you know. Are you trying to like.

Is this a spoiler that you're dang? Are you trying to go to a spoiler? You guys are ahead of me. So I can't spoil anything for you. You guys already experienced. No, but I mean for people. Like, is it like a spoiler for people? It's, we're trying to talk about her feet.

What's going on here? It would spoil something, but it's kind of, I'm just kind of confused. Something's happening. And I'm like, this can't be possible. With her feet? No,

with her in general. So that wasn't a spoiler, but like maybe like, it was weird. We're gonna, we cut out what Kingson said. It would be really funny if he was correct. But you can't be because you finish the game.

Well, I mean, like, yeah, I don't know what. I really have, I wish you could hear what he said. Yeah.

Maybe, maybe, we'll bounce back on it after a few. weeks. Yeah. Give people some time to finish the game. Uh, so jury given a syrup, serapy foot job. Okay. P.P. Ranking funny, funny,

wait, ranking funniness won't work because Derek is both the most and least funny depending on his mood. Oh, that's, I see what you're saying. I forgot that we were, we asked for that, that we, oh, like a rank. The most and least funny depending on mood? Depending on mood, I guess. Well, I mean,

is, that's, I think that's everyone who's, you could even be considered a comedian so you can still do it. I guess, yeah. You know what I mean? Like everyone, you could still do it. Maybe I say George Collin when he's not being funny. You know, he's not, you know, that doesn't work. That doesn't work, sir.

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