The Snark Tank - #323: Disturbio

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

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He looks remarkably okay in his face. But he's wildly thin. Like he's, he looks like damn near a wire frame version of himself. I was like, you know how they made those, they would make those like, those wire, twine kind of toys for kids in the fucking depression or whatever

Yeah In the world country Yeah it's probably still Imagine Imagine being in a third world Yeah I can't imagine We're almost back to developing We're almost back to developing

We're getting We're getting there We're at the very bottom of first world Going into developing country again It's going to be late First world going on 30 It's almost over I can't wait

The sick sick movie starring Lindsay Lohan and the other Who was that was Freaky Friday It gets Lindsay Lohan and then the United States What's the What's the other one The 13 going on 30 which who's that one?

That was like Mark, was it Mark Ruffalo? 13, 21st was 13 going on 30 was What's her name? Was 13 going on 30 not Lindsay Lohan? I kind of thought no, that's Freaky Friday He's right, it is freaky Friday's with Is it not also 13 going on 30? I thought she was in both.

No. Jennifer Gardner Jennifer Gardner is that her name? Jennifer Garner Garner? Gardner I said Gardner Garner, she was in 13-gonder 30 She just became an adult all of a sudden

I don't remember that movie at all I just remember the name Seen those movies too many times The only thing I know about that movie Isn't even something that I know Because I just saw it on Twitter And I just assumed that it was true But apparently like 13 minutes into that movie

The thing happens and like they switch or whatever Or they become old or whatever I don't know And it was like oh that's interesting It happens at the 13 minute mark And 13-3030 is kind of interesting Oh I guess they edit it like that on purpose Maybe I don't know

I don't even know if that's true. Like, I haven't seen the movie. That does sound like some bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Although I can feel like the freaky Friday thing happens mega early. Does it?

I think so. It happens in, it has to be an act two. Act two. And Act two. Don't talk about Axes. That's how it works. I know, but like it's just it's,

you're a film person. That's how it works. Not always, but yes. But there are acts of movies. I just think it's, I just think Act one, act two, act three,

like talking about a movie and acts is so, sophisticated and to apply that to like 30 like a freaky Friday it feels like a waste but it's true let's put it this way I don't I don't want to talk to most people that talk like that yeah like I don't consider most people like what's the end like they're humans you know unfortunately like imagine being like yeah I really like the first act of shallow hal like that would be that's an insane sentence it should be called shallow is that hallow like that's not you don't name something fucking shallow how well how shallow how shallow or hallow you know shall how are you insane yeah like

Halloween? Like, Hollow? But it's hallow. What is the point you're making? I'm just saying some dumb shit. You're fucking... That was too dumb to even understand.

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which is usually a cluster fuck that usually extends the episode up until... to egregious lengths. Yeah. But this is the bed we made And this is where we're at Yeah We must lie in it Yeah we must lie in our bed

Grand The Vought of 2006 Trailers out finally Trailer 2 Trailer 2 And it got a release date And it got delayed Yeah it did And it got delayed

But But It got delayed Before the trailer What do you mean? So Rockstar put out a a fucking a statement last week

oh did they oh yeah I think you're right yeah last week they're like oh but so I was talking to Jojo same thing happened to both of us we saw May 26 before we saw the year so we're like holy shit this shit's coming out I saw too and I was like this is coming out that same fucking month and then you look again you're like oh I was like this is not possible

because I was looking at then I said no they're not they're not like that how many people did that how many people are like holy shit like what a bombshell We just wanted it so bad. That's why they had the, I think that's why they announced like, hey, we're going to be delaying it before the trailer. Because it was just been, like, that would have been insane. It would have, yeah, I just feel. It's the only game, it's one of the only games that I think could get.

It's like oblivion remastered where like, dude, if they shadow dropped, Grand The Thought of Six. Dude, that would have been nuts. That would be like a Black Friday from like 2001 would be happening. Yeah. Like, people would be trampling people just to get like, on to the PlayStation store. Do you remember someone died in our town? Remember? I assume that's true.

Like, good. In 2011, someone died. in our town. Good. Why? At the Walmart? Yeah, someone got flattened. Oh, I think that was the year that we went.

No, I didn't go with you. We went, no, we hung out Black Friday on 2013. Right, right, right, right, right, right. 2011 is the one, I was like, Grandma, I'm gonna go by this. She's like, don't, because I have a bad feeling. I think it was working. And then someone died. I think it was working.

Your grandma put a hit on somebody. It's like, hey, Kinks, and you probably shouldn't go. Don't come to school tomorrow. I mentioned your name, but like, you shouldn't go anyway. I feel bad about what I did. Kingsen's Ground was like, don't go to the mall tomorrow. Dude, I like you. Don't go to the mall tomorrow.

Getting trampled to death's crazy. In a silly way. It is next level. Like, because it's just collective disregard. Yeah. You know? It's like,

I've never stepped on somebody like, who cares? Like, it's weird. The idea of like a massive people just collaboratively stepping on you to death is genuinely wild. Accidentally, too.

All it takes is a few people to like, just kind of stop it. That's why. It's like a, it means you're being disregarded as you die, you know? Yeah. And it's like, oh, they really don't care.

They don't care about me. They don't care about me. And everyone are like animalistic, like, or animal instincts just come out. And so people, oh, Black Friday, I got to, me, me, me, you know, like the greedy nature of us. And then we,

then people die. And then probably get home, they go home, they see it on the news and they're like, well, that sucks. Yeah. And like, that's the, that is the, biggest reaction to get out of it. Well, I think for Black Friday is like, the people who

participated in that in the first place are already so unsympathetic to your average person. Like the idea that you would even be there, like if it, and it's different if it's like a worker or whatever, right? But if it's like a customer that gets like, oh, he got trample trying to get a TV, it's a little bit like the Spalunker sort. It's not to the same degree. I love it. But it's in that territory. Yeah. What's crazy. You work, you work, we've all worked at the jobs during that period of time. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. I worked on Christmas Day When I worked at Starbucks

And they'd sore be full of people On Christmas day And like we're trying to get ready to leave We're trying to get a night done And people are still in there ordering shit Coming through the drive to complain that we don't have stuff And I'm like home Like that that flipped a switch in my mind

To make me like way Less caring about people Like very early Because I think working in retail Will make you not like people actually Because you'll see people being shitty all the time And it's like What makes it?

worse is that it's not even like shittiness that's aimed like it's not even like shitness that's aimed is just ambient shittiness ambient shittiness it's just around it's just around it's being shitty and it was so fucked up that I was like oh dude like I can't go back to that kind of job

yeah I would I would have I'll shoot somebody there are definitely if I ever had to do some type of customer service it couldn't be that like say I I, with Jojo first got here to Cali, she was working at Target for like, I forgot how many months, like three, four months or something like that. And she was telling me about the amount of people that had like mental breakdowns at the job. And almost including her too. But it was just, dude, yeah.

I mean, you're not paid enough to not have a mental breakdown. Yeah. That's kind of what it is. And I was just like, yeah, that sucks, man. Dealing with people all day is crazy. It's like you have dealing with people, because people come in and they bring their shit to you. Like, I'm working in an aisle. I'm trying to put boxes away.

Somebody comes and yells at me about the TV. I'm like, I didn't make the fight. How many people do you think went to GameStop this week? We're like, you have Grant of Thorough? Oh, no. Because there's always those people who are only like slightly in touch with what's going on. So they hear about like, Grant the thought. And then they go as if like they, as if they're even remotely.

All they did. Yeah. They didn't look into it at all. They have a car, they have a phone. They didn't do any other legwork. Dude, people don't, I swear people don't, people don't, aren't curious. Like, there's like a, a startling lack of curiosity. Yes.

It's also a really insane degree of, like, not understanding the shit you're absorbing around you. So you're like, like, media literacy. That shit is like broken. Oh, it's gone. Yeah. But it's like, seeing people, like, sit down and watch something and then come to complete different ideas about something that's like very obvious.

It's like, yeah, this dog died. It's like, oh, are you sure? I don't know that he got shot in the back of the head. It blew up. We're getting lost in the way. Dude, so the Grand The Vidal Six trailer. It's trailer two is out. May 26 next year.

So it's a full year between basically now and when it's out. And I think a lot of people were disappointed in that. And then they saw the trailer and then we're like, okay. You take as much time as you need for this. Because I could not believe what I was seeing in that trail. Like from like a visual perspective. And the fact that it's an open world game is crazy. I don't understand.

It's the whole state of Florida. Well, it had to be that. Well, yeah, it had to scale up. It had to scale up. It had to scale up. And it had to scale up to the state now, I guess. Yeah, it's just... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

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listen. So we sat there listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. There were certain shots. Like the way that characters are animated, and I said this on Twitter and I said it a little bit on a stream, but I'm just like, this is the first time that I've seen a video game where I don't know if you guys see this as much as I do, or Maybe I'm like curiously like or very specifically anal about this kind of thing. Huh, you know. But in a lot of modern games, it's like I can see the, the dude in the motion capture suit as I'm watching a cutscene. You know what I mean?

I don't do that specifically. They're over. You know what I mean? Like there's like almost like a food fight. You ever see that movie food fight with Charlie Sheen and fucking all those people? I think what's what's, what's Fiona? Shrek? Cameron Diaz.

Camer Diaz is in it. It's a fucking horrible movie. But it's all motion capture and it looks fucking ridiculous because it looks like they're motion capturing. Yeah. But it's the first time

I watched the trailer for a video game where I'm like, I don't actually, I don't see it actually. Like it looks fucking mega convincing. It's insane. It's not bad. That thinks you don't run at 12 frames a second. It's definitely.

I don't know. You know that was on a PS5? It was captured on PS5. Yeah. I don't know how a I don't know how, like, I'm usually someone like, I think, I don't know, like, because the graphic fidelity looks very good, but like as good as other things look, you know? That's, but what happened is like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

animation capture, like, it just looks unreal. I'm like, this looks, even me, I saw it and I was like, this looks insane. Yeah. Like, what am I looking at? Dude, the first shot, in particular, the dude, like, stepping out of the car and the car's got, like, those, like, dirt, those wet dirt splashes on the fucking hood. I'm like, that's crazy. Yeah.

Even just the way they're moving, like, it's truly, like, it looks like they spent a billion dollars on it. Exactly. That's the thing. Like, I think a lot of companies could do that if, if they had the resources and time. And you look at some games, you understand, like, I was poking fun at, like, Clear Obscure. Yeah. And I was just poking fun at the hair.

I mean, you look at the hair and I'm like, yeah. And the lip syncing is off. Sure. There's just a couple of things. But I'm like, look, I. I don't actually care. It's just, it's just,

I'm like, oh. Yeah, it's not a big deal that those things are not perfect in other video games because you expect it. But when you see it done like this,

you're like, yo. You're like, yeah, I don't need this from everything, but like that is crazy that they're able to do this. It's the idea of like,

you don't need every RPG to be Balders Gate 3, but the fact that Bartersgate did it is still fucking crazy, you know? Yeah, exactly. It's like that thing.

It's like everything, everything needs, everything has its own thing, you know? Like, this is going to be, Like I'm not, I'm not a GTA lover. I'm always going to be a more Red Dead fan.

I think the world of Red Dead is least the more fun storytelling for me. Sure. That's always my personal opinion. I would agree. It's more fantastical. Yeah. Because it is like, you know,

the Wild West is like a fantasy setting board. Exactly. Yeah. But this looks fucking insane. This looks like, like I'm like, even me, even me, I'm like, yo, that looks crazy. Lily was having a fucking manic attack

because she loves GTS. It's a favorite fucking game. That's so funny to me that, that she like. Of course. Why? I think a lot of girls like games like that. Grand Theft Auto?

Yeah, because they get to go around and be fucked up with all consequences. I think people just like those kinds of games. I don't know if I know many girls who liked Granda Toto. You can put that, because the thing about, the thing about GTA is that you can put someone in the game

and they can just play it and do fuck shit and have fun doing it. It's very playable. And it's like, it's a bit of like a different direction, but it's like Mario Kart. You can just play that game, you know? I know what you're saying.

It's very easy to pick up and just kind of interact with. But oh yeah I get in a car I steal a car, run somebody over, I shoot person I drive car away Yeah man, I don't know Even a toddler could do it And yo and yo Shout out they got the

They got some good jiggle physics going on Yeah they got some motion The emphasis on the chick when she was walking Her dress I was like I was like you guys know exactly what you're doing Oh for sure They got some motion there man

I was just like that's This is how you cut a trailer This is how you cut a fucking trailer You have something for every Even the, what are the fucking, the anti-woke people going to say about that? I don't know. I'm sure they're going to find something like, oh, a woman, but also, like, look at her cheeks. You know what I'm saying?

So you're really going to be complaining? You can't say there's no hot women in the fucking game. There's going to be a gay strip club in the game. I bet. Of course. And people, yeah. It's making mad. Of course.

That's the first thing they're going to find. First place I'm going, by the way. Of course. I got to see how they're going to do that. I got to go and I got to make sure I don't shoot it up. That's crazy. I got to be on my best behavior. You're a fucking monster.

They have data. They have data like collecting from you. Like you shot up the nightclub? That's crazy. They're going to mark you with an achievement to make sure that like look at all me to be. Bigot. Bigot. Bigot.

But dude, no. I, uh, yeah, I, I mean, look, I've been mostly curious and excited by Grant the Votto 6 from like a, just a curiosity standpoint. Like I'm really excited to see how the, dude, I think you got like 30. 30 million views in seven hours or something in that trailer? Something like that, yeah. It's going to be so massive. And I'm just curious as how it's going to shake up everything. I know for a fact, May is going to be an empty as fuck month next week.

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we're out in November and like on October. You're going to see a shit ton of that. I prefer that. That's great. Yeah. I just can't. I just I don't know, man. I just can't believe that game looks the way. Like I'm still, I'm almost traumatized. I'm almost like, oh shit.

I feel like it had. I just felt like it had to be. It had to. But the funny thing is it had to for us that pay attention. But I would say, the vast majority of people that would play don't even care about that, right? A lot of those people are still playing GTA online.

That's true, yeah. Like, I haven't played that shit since like 2017. Dude, I haven't played that shit since like 2013. It's probably 2014. Like, it's been a long time. When I broke my first PS3, I was like, well, I guess I'm done. I never played it again. Yeah, I don't know.

I think they're still doing stuff for that too. I saw, oh, I just went on Rockstar's website and there was the little post about the release which had no information they're like oh read here I thought it was like for more and it was the exact same thing that I saw on Twitter I was like oh you just made me click for no fucking reason well there's a lot of well they put like 80 screenshots up on their website oh right and like character details

and all sorts of shit like that but it yeah I didn't see that it looks good I did see a lot of a lot of um you know there's certain people that will be because I saw a lot of black people. I saw a lot of black characters and I was like, good. That's right, yeah. Good.

In Florida? What? Right next to the Caribbean islands? What? Yeah, that girl, the girl was like, there's a girl who's like doing that in the trail. I'm like, I'm in love with this person already. Good, good.

You see me. You see me. You see Mitcher's. This is great. I'm really curious to get to know you. On a personal level, though. Yeah, I just hope everything's, man, I was just, the only, the only thing that I have a problem with is, I hope Charlie Christian again, he dies.

Shit, yes, it's so fucking weird. I'm just like, I hope everything is like around the same. Nothing incredibly worse. So we can just enjoy GTA6 when it comes out. Oh, I know what you're saying. Yeah, like, yeah, like the fabric of the world is fucking destruction. By the time the game comes up. Things are still holding together

it long enough for... Maybe it'll save the economy. Yeah. And dude, one thing I will say too is that Look, you know me, I'm not really I'm not the kind of person to be like, oh, go out and buy a fucking machine. If you're thinking about like,

this is making me think about getting a PlayStation, you should probably do it now because it's only going to get more expensive to get a PlayStation. Good point. It's a good point. The PlayStation 5 is, was the cheapest it ever was or has been on the day it came out.

That's what's fucked about it. Because inflation made it worse. So, like, theoretically, like, the cheapest you could have ever gotten to PlayStation was on the day that it came out. That's hilarious. Even just the discounts that they did, like, I think I saw it was, like, 370 something or whatever,

like three years after it came out for, like, a little bit. That price was, like, eroded by, like, inflation. So it's just like you would have paid more during the sale in 2023 that you would have paid at day... It's fucked, but... Yeah. Don't be waiting around because tech is only going to get more and more expensive Unless this whole thing fixes itself, which I just don't foresee that

I have a new monitor is before if it gets too crazy Yeah, I already Yeah, I'm a event I'm probably I don't know, we'll see I'm gonna see how I feel because I'm more I hope that it doesn't take forever to get on PC Yeah, oh yeah for God I mean I have I have my old PS5 You could borrow it or borrow it when it comes out

If that's the case That would be great If I can borrow it'd be great Yeah I got no problem with that It's sitting in my room Not really doing anything Oh nice Yeah

Honestly mine too Mine is in my living room I guess I might start playing Destiny again Well do you have a pro No but I don't use my PlayStation like that What do you're gonna play Gtage 6 on that though Right What are you gonna play it on?

I might run that time I might just buy Lillia PlayStation For her birthday And just have that one in the main house Like the pro Yeah my friend is buy her a pro You're gonna buy her a pro? Yeah if I sell you

mine, I'll just buy her a pro. But I mean, is she gonna fucking use? It'll be mine effective. It'll be like, I'll be like, I like, he like, he like, he like, she, he pretends like it's like, this is for the good of everyone. It's the same thing with his like switch argument. It's like, I'm buying the switch for everybody. It's like, I am.

I am. I'm the one that everybody can come over to my house. So I'm just going to do that. He said, how do you think that's true really? Like, yeah, it is. Better than a means places where people go. People don't really go to your house. That's not true.

Your house is small. I know it's small, but it's, People might have friends. I have friends. I have friends. I'll come over. Come hang. Okay, man.

Please, you're welcome. Whatever. It's fine. Whatever, son. I'm turning into him. I'm turning into my little body bond boy with a small little house. And a fat little PlayStation. My PlayStation is literally fat.

Like, compared to the thing, it's a fat place. It is a fucking beast of a machine. Do you see the PlayStation in the, in the GTA 6 trailer, by the way? It's like just sitting. It's like a fake PlayStation,

but it's got the dual shock. It's when Lucia comes home in the traffic get up and lays down on him on the couch. It's like a PlayStation controller on the window, or on the, not the window on the table. No. And it's the old one with like the, the light bar on the PS4. Oh, okay. Which is fucking funny. They probably intended to make it then.

Maybe, I don't know. Can you imagine? I'm so curious. That game, DCA fucking online is 12 years old now? Jesus. 10 years old? DJ Online? Yeah.

Well, it came out 2013. It came out the same year? I think it came out a couple months later. But I think it was the same year. Okay. So, 2013. Yeah. It's been 12 year old game.

12 years. Going strong still. People probably were going to jump off that shit in 20 days. No, I know. Dude, I saw, I was, because I was looking for the trailer to watch it on the street because I was looking for the first trailer for Granthal 306. Because I remember seeing that trailer and being like, oh, it looks good, you know. But then I saw this one. I was like, what the fuck?

This looks insane. There must have been like a crazy jump in quality. And I went back to find it and there absolutely was. But like I was scrolling through all this GTA 5 stuff and it's just like, there's these like GTA online expansions that have trailers that have like millions of views. Like this is like a huge. I think even beyond like I understand. It's like Roblox kind of right.

Yeah. Where it's just like you understand that this thing is huge in the background somewhere. It just doesn't have any intersection with you or the people that you know. Right. But like I was, I was looking at some of these trailers like 10 million views. for the fucking, for some, like, heist that was added to GT Online. I'm like, Brett, dude,

that's a big fucking game. It's insane. That's why it took fucking forever to make a new one. I'm actually got to. At a certain point, I was like, that's not going to do it. Yeah, I was like, oh, we'll just continue this forever because they can. Yeah. But hey, kudos.

I mean, it took over 10 years, but kudos. Kudos. It looks, I mean, it looks worth it. It looks like it's worth the weight. See, they got the Modelo in there? Yeah. I'm so happy to see Modelo. It was so weird. I think it's called Dejo or something.

Dejo. I love those like the weird. Yeah, how they, yeah. Remember the Fagio? The Fagio. Do you remember? The cigarettes, right? No, no.

The, uh, no. It's like a scooter. Oh, right, right, right. Okay, yeah. I thought you were like the, I know what you mean now. Yeah, yeah. I think that was going to be a fun game. I'm excited to see what it is.

Yeah, we'll see. I'm excited to see what the Rockstar writing team has because I never, I've never really thought any of the DGA story. were like particularly good. But I taught fun. They're not as good. They're fun. They're fun.

They're not as compelling as the red dead ones, I think. But there's no. But DCA 4 gets pretty close. I think G.J.4 is actually like under, underappreciated writing wise. Like they don't really do dramatic music and moments and stuff in GTA. Like, uh, not really.

Yeah, 4 is the only one that gets even remotely dramatic. And even that's kind of like, it's dramatic, but it's like, there's like a hint of like a joke. Yeah. To it. It's still whimsical In some way

It's whimsical All the characters are just like Way over the top Yeah You know like there's that fucking Roided up dude in GTA 4 I can't remember his fucking name No

Oh god damn it The bald dude I don't Fuck I'm not gonna remember his name He was like Brucy Bradley Martin

Bradley Martin Brassy was a fucking trip Bruceie Little Jacob Little Jacob Little Jacob's the most Jamaican person ever Desperally need

Subtotiles The fucking like little Jacob sounds inaudible to people that speak English. Yeah. Or so than Nico Bellick speaking in his native tongue. Sure. Well, dude, Nico was, even most of the time, Nico's like, yeah, yes, man. Yeah, he's just, I understand the, the general vibe of what you are saying.

That's great. Little Jacob was great. I remember the first time, I'm just like, what? What is he saying? Dude, I have no clue to say. I know he's passionate, though. I think he's a very passionate character He's a passionate guy

Level up his little friendship meter That's all that matters His passion really at the end of the day If you got a lot of passion you can get somewhere So I'm on your team Jacob Don't worry Anyway yeah Is there anything else that we should touch on

I mean like that's really the only big thing that happened Since we last recorded Yeah yeah And then we talked about gears a little bit When it when that had right Yeah we talked a little bit about gears Grind Grind grind

Grind I love the idea I forgot about that The grinder from the app The grinder from Gears are Swiping on grinders Say grind The gay grinder on a grinder That's awesome

Grindrinder Do you think they're going to do that When E-Day comes out Because E-Day is the prequel Yeah Right There's gonna be a grind There's gonna be a grinder

Reference No What I mean is Because in the 2000s There was like a hint of cheekiness To it right Where it was just like You know

Why would why would they be doing that? Like, why would they say grind? Why would they say boo? Why would they say what they're doing other than to just give a little quirk to it and make it kind of funny? I hope

it's there. Because games are getting more dramatic or whatever, but like I hope they don't have... All right, let me ask you something. War Queen. How would you guys feel if the New Gears Award comes out, right? It's a prequel. And then it's a about Marcus and Dom.

I have a good one, no, no, no, and they meet a really nice locust. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches.

Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low,

listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Who's just misunderstood. Stop. Stop. No, it's like, what is it going to be like Arborator?

It's like double-we-cry or like where the demons are misunderstood? Arborist's cool. Wait, shut up. No, but I just don't want, I just don't want, like. You can't, you can't start, you can't have, you can't have nameless, faceless evils for years. And then all of a sudden there would be like, I'm a nice grinder, grind. Grind. Grind.

I think, boom. The good thing is that I guess it would have, I guess it would have worked because they're like, you know, they're like hives. They're like local, you know, they're like a swarm. Yeah, they're like. They're controlled. So it's not like, oh, I'm the only independent of the queen and I'm going to help you guys because fuck my race. I don't, you know what I mean?

It doesn't work because of how long it's been this way. You know, like if there is, that we've played it this way. Even if they did that in two, I wouldn't want it. If there, well, even two would be dumb too. I'm like, stop. I don't want this. The problem is that you have to start off the world with it being like that. Where like there may have been years in canon of things being fucked up,

but the story interacts with you direct with one that's not fucked up Yeah, they would just have to read, they would have to literally like in Claire if that ever existed from the very first game the idea would have to be different

than like what they are yeah you know and you know like say I don't know how it would have felt because it just would have been the thing that existed exactly but I can tell you that from hearing it

I'm not oh that's better I'm like no I definitely I like the mindless fucking like I was thinking about the guy with the shield and the flail like yeah we used to call him battle

when I was younger. We called him battle. Battle? Yeah. The mauler? I think the maller's the guy that does the flips with the rapid burst pistol.

No, that's, um... Oh, no, no, no, that's, um... Fuck. It's not, it's not the mauler. I know what that is. I can't remember. It's like a scorn or something. You know, like shooting it doesn't...

Or something like that sounds right. And he throws ink on the floor. Stupid idiots are all the hell. I just slow down. When you do it? Let me look this up. It's going to bother the hell. I love sniping him mid-roll.

so he just, he just bay blades away. Ragd all so good. Those guys are the best of this torque bowl. You just torque them if you have the bow. Cantus. Cantus. The can't.

I love that. I'd love shooting him with the sniper and he just fucking starts turning into a bun saw. He just cuts through the map. And I'm like, nice. Such cool fucking enemy. Theron guard with the fucking fucking.

It's such a fucking, it's such an unapologetically cool game. Yeah. Here's a tor. It did so good. What the fuck? That's sick. It's sound too.

It's great sound design on that thing. It's really a game for that generation of like, let's make an edgy ass fucking game with muscular dudes. Yeah, totally. Beating a fuck out of aliens. Just like, oh. Yeah, the mauler. You had the little shield.

I love it. And you could take it from him and then plant it in the ground. Yeah. You can run around with it and use the pistol over it. Yeah. God, I love the years of war two. Oh my God. Man, it would be so.

good if it was playable on fucking modern hardware or PC. Imagine that. I don't even, we should definitely, like, if that ever happens by the way, we got to do a stream or something like, because like I got to play that game again. I'll join. Because that's too, it's too fucking... I think it's not a cover cancel, so I can probably do that. Whatever?

I don't know to cover cancel still, so I can probably... Oh, yeah, that's right. It was, it was it got to the point where PVP was just like unplayable. PVP looks ridiculous. I was never good. It was not fun. I'd watch clips. flying across the stage and I'm like what's happening?

It reminded me it was like lesser, a lesser version of Fortnite. You know how people were kind of like, it just looked like people were seizuring to build shit and everything. I was like, dude, that's not fun. Or watching the Call of Duty where it's just, it just keeps going.

Bro. Yeah, modern Call of Duty where people are like, moving the mouse like back and forth like this. At Mach 10. Look, say what you want. Modern Call of Duty movement is insane. That shit is cool as fuck. I can't even conceptualize it.

Like, I think I'm too old now. It's cool. Because I'm like, I didn't, I can't do this. It's spastic. It's spastic in a way that even spastic games from the past were not, like, tribes and like, unreal tournament. Like, those were fast fucking games. Yeah. But, like, you could still understand what the fuck was going on.

I feel like in Mark Gold-Duty, it's just like, it's a mess. Running backwards is nuts. It's not satisfactory to watch. It's not like, you know, boomers back in the day, they have trouble with things that are very normal to us. Like they were saying the live action transformer films, they're like, oh, it's unwatchable. I can't tell what's happening. I'm like, well, I don't think you know what you're looking at. I think that's what that is. But like, I kind of also don't, like, I don't know, when they're transforming and it's just like a bunch of metal, it kind of gets lost.

That's kind of the point. The point of the transforming is it's just supposed to be a much of parts doing things. Yeah. But like, it was mainly the fight scenes that they were complaining about. Like, I can't tell what's happening. And then they said they all look the same. And I'm like, no, they don't. They all actually have distinct. features and their different heights. To me it's like when they say like, oh, all Asians look the same. I'm like, no, they don't. I don't think it's close to the same.

I think it's literally the same thing. Like, a fucking boomer. No, because the Transformers in the, or at least the first few movies, like, I think they actually simplified them recently, right? Like in the more, like his bubblebee. I just go back and look at the models. They're all very different. Yeah, but they're all different in a way that gets over.

Short, giant, red, blue on them. This guy's all silver. Yeah, but it's red blue, but. But it's all like darkly lit and then like there's, I think it's more of a problem of over design. Like the transformers are fucking overdesigned. I think they are. I think the modern.

I think the movie ones, they are over designed. I agree with that. But I do not think they're, compared to the cartoons. Yeah. But what the fuck? But I think,

I think they're like three pieces in the fucking cartoons. But I think they're distinguishable. I think they're objectively distinguishable things. Like I can. Well, I think that's the whole thing. I'm never going to mix. I also like Transformers.

Yeah. Like from the series. I don't care about Transformers. Oh, I can tell that's that, that's this, this is that. Look, I'm not even saying, I'm not even saying it's good. I'm just saying that like, I never, I guess I never understood that criticism, but I feel like people were saying the same thing and this is different because this is even crazier to me. When they're talking about Man of Steel, they're like, I can't keep up with the action. I'm like, what are you, why are you talking about?

They're just fighting. I didn't. Yeah, that's weird because like there's some movies that definitely are the actions cut up really poorly. Yeah. And then it's like. I actually think even the most reason is in a dare devil has a little bit of that. more like, especially in like that last fight in the second episode where it's just like, they're breaking the 180 degree rule like five times in a row and you're like,

it's not hard to keep up with necessarily, but it's, it doesn't flow super well. Yeah. But Man of Steel, I felt like the only, I think one of the only good things about that, the action in that movie is actually that it's easily followable. Yeah. They keep the camera pretty steady. It's a lot of knocking person far away into place. Yeah, but it's very Dragon Ball.

Yeah. But it's not like the camera. It's not like shaky cam. You know what I mean? I hate. Shaky Cam and fucking in those movies. It works in horror, but other than that, it doesn't work anything else. Barely even.

Like, I don't know. I just hate Shaky Cam. You need a little bit. You need a little bit of, of, uh, that, chaos because. Sure, yeah. If, um, stationary, if you see a stationary camera, it's, it's kind of, a stationary, like, camera, I don't need a tripod. But, like, I don't know, just like, let me focus on what's happening.

Like, I don't need the camera. That's happening. Like, someone's getting ripped after him. It's like, what the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? Solid no movement. Holy shit.

Holy shit. It is. They ripped them open. Holy shit. It's very weird seeing, because some people, you know, maybe they're not,

like I said, it's not on a tripod or whatever, but they're not really moving very off much. And it's like, oh, our, our choreography is so impressive. We don't need a bunch of extra,

but at a certain point, it's like, it's almost like you're on set, you know, when you don't add a little bit of the extra stuff to it. I know what you mean, but I,

I think I feel more I get that feeling but I think I feel more like if there's like too much shaky cam I feel like I can see the dude holding the camera you know what I mean eventually I could picture him vividly

I could picture him vividly like moving around and like I'm just like all right you're I see you there's uh there's definitely a healthy balance yeah yeah absolutely yeah um yeah look man

how the fuck do we gear I really don't know I think we're gears or something yeah we're just talking about gears we're talking about like whether whether or not like we talked about it I don't know I feel like everybody should harass we were you talking about if there's a friendly if they just make a friendly locust oh yeah friendly local right right I don't know man I like I like I don't I personally subscribe to the I don't like they're being straight up evil native

racist the worlds like natural I don't mind it at all see my thing is I think natural race is one thing I think like I don't think they had to be evil they're being controlled well that's true that's true that's true but the idea is that like I don't like mind flares are fine with me being evil because they're literally aliens, you know? But that's kind of the, what do you mean? But they, like, they exist in a state of, like, they are not from Earth.

They're not from the same places as we are. So they're distinguishing of us as creatures is completely different with ours as to them, you know? They can be good potentially. Like some of them, we meet one in the game. That's like not a fucking piece of shit. He's like, I'm just chilling, you know, looking at mushrooms and shit.

But like, there are, but like elves and orcs, like they all exist in the same plane of existence already, I think them being evil doesn't really make sense to me That's my personal thing Why doesn't why wouldn't it make sense Because I feel like they're evil Would just be societal

It wouldn't be like a A like oh I'm naturally evil When somebody is created by my magical means So I guess I just don't mind it It's like zombies to me It's like so zombies But they're not Zombies is a good

Well what do you mean They're from here But no But zombies and zombies are like a thing Like some sort of thing External thing makes them Because a person Isn't like running around

And eat people You know What's external about it though A zombie? What's a zombie? external about a zombie existing in a natural world? Well, because the fact

its existence is based off of eating other things, you know? Yeah, like an animal. They mall, you other people, but the thing is that, like, orcs are like intelligent. For the most part, the ones I've usually attracted with. They're like relatively intelligent. The ones you've interacted with, what do you mean?

Like, from reading or whatever I've seen. The ones I know personally. My buddy's the orcs. I have my buddies the orcs on next episode. We can talk to them about it. Kenny the ork. Oh, my... What's going on, brother?

like he's oh my good money Kinks you invited me over sorry sometimes sometimes you get a little voiler little angry you know and he grabs Derek in his head and it's bigger than your head I'm sorry I'm sorry

I'm sorry I'm sorry about that I don't know I don't it depends whatever is good for the story I guess but like I think yeah a friendly or a friendly locus would be so disappointing like he's like thin he's like tiny a tiny little locus

Oh he's like a twink The thing that's interesting What the fuck do they do like say, because like say orcs, theoretically, orcs aren't evil. They're like any other nation that's just trying to conquer or do whatever. Like you take an orc outside of the place where it's where it's people and it's regular person. It's like they have families.

They obviously they're hanging. They're not with their family's just brooding. You know, like what are they just? They're probably hanging out, eating, laughing. Ork it out. Ork it out. Their wife's there and they're not doing anything. Eats his wife.

So it's For intelligent creatures I think it's kind of a problem But when it's like When it's hives Or when it's like You know when it's when there are things that are intelligent What about the flood?

The flood's intelligent and the hive Yeah but it's also by its nature Insidious though It's not necessarily Is it? Yes it is It's just trying to survive An incendiary

An incendiary is not right An insidious What is it I don't know what the word's called Insidious creature? I don't, is there... I like her suggestion

is the thing he just said. I know. It's like the thing itself like in the noun is there, I don't think there's a word for it. There's no incidi-I or insidio. There's something, it doesn't matter,

but to have that sort of mind, like, it would, you would need, there needs to, like, motivation. Yeah. So, but does the flood have motivation? Or is it just,

it just is. The flood is. The flood is, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a publicly own business. Like the goal is just to grow, I think.

Line go up, line go up good. And that's like, line go down bad. And that's, but you think that's just like nature. It's not like actually. It's its nature. I think it's intelligent enough to understand that it, what it's doing is harming other people. But it also like it is, it's, it's nature to it's also trying to return to its original form.

That's like a fucking galaxy god or something like that. And is that like say in it, and it's, and it's like, it's like. It's so it's not insidious because it's just no hard feelings. This is what I need to do to grow. kind of yeah or is it like it's been a long time since I like doing this this is great it is intelligent enough to know that it's doing bad shit because it like it makes jokes and soliloquies at you yeah it does it does give you speeches well that's that's actually a good point then that could see that like it's not it's not imply an insidious nature well I think

it's telling you Shakespeare where did he learns he from the humancy absorbed he's like oh Shakespeare seems cool let me use his words on you it's like what you are a monster. I think the idea is that Shakespeare comes from it. Oh, shit. No, I don't know. Which is wild.

No, I don't know. I don't mind like an evil thing. I just think like the locusts are so clearly like you can't make a sip. They're so ugly. Well, they're ugly. They're ugly in a way that's not even like. Respectable. Because like an alien, like the Arbiter is ugly.

Right. I think it looks cool. But the Arbiter is an alien. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches.

like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where oh yeah you know I just have a stomachache every day or I'm constantly feeling like gassy and all of those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut you should be living with so that's when we deep dive we deep dive into your medication

we deep dive into your OTC medication and then at that point we can probably identify something that we can change hear the full conversation plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch

with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say, and she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. Like the locusts look like zombies. They look like yoked up zombie moment.

Yeah, they're like, I forgot how they started. Like, was it Marcus's dad and some people were doing dumb shit? Marcus's dad. They landed on the planet. They were doing some dumb shit with fucking Ethan. or some fucking random whatever that thing is that that emotion or some emotion Yeah, yeah, yeah

And they woke them up They were in the car, they were in the court I thought they like Are they wearing pants? The locust? Yeah They know they have clothes on Yeah, they have clothes

They have clothes One of them has a baseball hat So that means that they theoretically Have their dicks out If they took their pants off If you took a locus pair They would see his dick Or do them then they have dicks

I think they come out of the thing I think they rub their fucking filthy cloakers on each other I mean, I actually don't know about that. They're not born, don't they spawn? They are born in nests, aren't they? Yeah, don't they come to be? They don't like they're not born. I think they're like, I think they're born in like, like gross like alien eggs.

Like, um. So they don't have bingas. They don't got nothing there. They're like Caribbean where they're born in eggs. So you and I? So we come from eggs at? No, I'm not like you. That's crazy.

I was born in a sack that ripped open So insane And then but the government just let you be Yeah, yeah Well they don't know I haven't told on him yet Oh that's That's why he works here for free

Only you know The idea of someone You knowing someone that was born like that And they're just fine And you never bring it up Would you be friends with the guy Who was born like a Kyle X Y Like out of a tube or something?

Is he like an upstanding dude? As far as you understand Yeah I have no problem with him I give an eye on them though You keep an eye on you know You have to That's irresponsible you not to It would be irresponsible to keep your eyes off the egg man

You'd be like oh yeah My friend Kyle was fucking Came out of a fucking stove one day Stove What'd you be Like a sea monkey out of like a Out of a fish bowl or something Like one day a fucking really big flame came out of my stove

And a guy fell out of the flame And I was like it was going on I'm like oh no that would That would immediately not be here No that's a demon I'm not dealing Yeah what the fuck this And I'd be like, hey, what's up, dude? I'm like, hey, man.

You would not do that. I would. You don't even appreciate when people, when normal people show up to your house, uninvited. You're going to react calmly. I never overreact people who show up to my house. I'm not, that's not what I said. To the person. That's what I said.

I said, you don't appreciate it. And I didn't say you overreacted. Well, I don't appreciate it because I don't want it. I think it's a reasonable reaction to have, like, when people just show up at your house and not be enthralled with like a surprise visit. I'll be, oh, hey, awesome. Especially when you live by yourself. Like, when I lived with friends,

I really didn't mind people showing up to the apartment because I just kind of understood the kind of social contract that that entailed. Oh, we're living with four people, or I'm living with three other people, there's four of us here, people are just going to show up here. Whatever, that's fine. But here, people just show up here. I'm like, we're not friends anymore.

That quickly, I don't like you anymore. You can't come back. You can finish being here right now. You don't know what I'm doing. You can finish being here. That's crazy. Once you leave here today, you cannot come back. Yeah, you're done after this.

Say what you need to say now. Imagine staying. This is living there forever. Staying in that scenario? Yeah, in that scenario. They just told you like what's going to happen. You're like, all right,

I'll finish it out. All right, yeah, well, you want to make some waffles or something? That's crazy. Let's have a good time then. It's just the presupposition

that I'm not doing anything that you could just show up. You know what I mean? You don't know if I'm like on my balcony jerking off. You know? That's, there's no privacy. That's kind of crazy.

Your balcony is not a, your balcony is not a like, anything exclusive about it well I go in the I crash in the corner I like that I like that yeah so they don't know what I'm doing

you think I'm crying when I'm really jorking they think I'm just cleaning that corner of my balcony real real stiff like real stiff like it's outside so the noise of traffic kind of masks the

the skin slapping oh yeah that's a good yeah the fapping yeah yeah stay fucking hard I'd like Like every single post of that I've seen.

I've been seen it. I think that genuinely I've liked like a hundred of the posts. Every time I see it, I like it. It's great. It has not gotten old to me. It's just, I just, just the scenario of it.

I don't know what this is still. Oh, oh, you should haven't seen it. Do you know David Goggins? I don't know who David Goggins is. Is that the actor from Fallout? No,

that's Walter Goggins. No, that's Walton Goggins. Walton. Yeah. His name was Walter. I forgot it's a stupid version of a name. Yeah, Walton is a, it always makes me mad.

It's like Willem. It's not William, it's Willem. I would have a problem with it. Willem Phoe's name is actually William. His name is actually William Defoe. So he changed his name. But it got mispronounced and he left it as his acting name. That sounds so fake.

He is right. Yeah, he is right. That just sounds so fucking fake. His name is William, actually. Yeah. And then he's like, I'm just going to. My name's actually Christian, but people call me Christopher. So I was like, right, I guess it's Christopher.

That's a lie, but that is a lie. I know that one's a lie. I'm not Christian at all. You should be Tofer, though. That'd be great. You should go by Tofer or Tov. You should live the next half of your life. I've gone by Ray.

Like, there's a couple of groups of people that know me by Ray. I didn't say that. I'm not going by Tofer Ray, Ray. Go by Tofer Ray Ray, Ray. That's our gay. Tofer Ray Ray Ray is a fucked doll for someone. That is not a fucking normal person who pays taxes on time. He said, that is gay.

That is insane to just say that. Not a bad way. I'm just saying it's not representing. the bad way. It's not in a good way though. Tofer's a very gay Chris name. I feel like you wouldn't be led in in several places. Oh, if I said I was Tofer, I would have my knees came in.

If you said you were Tofer, you would get possessed by something. Like something else will usurp your will? If I introduce myself as Tofer to any group of people that I ever met in my entire life up until this point, I'm confident that they would have taken me, laid me down, bent my legs back to the point where my knees look like Arbiter Knees. and then made me eat my own feet until I choked and died. Yeah. Eat your feet right now. There's no group of Americans that is more oppressed. Oppressed?

Than tophers. Than tophers. That is true. That is an objective fact. Yeah, that's why every Chris doesn't go by it. Except for the ones that do, which they're not having a great time. Tofer Grace is the only famous Tofer. He's the only one that made it.

He's like the Obamas. He's like he's the Obama. Yeah, yeah. Let me be clear. I'm Tofer. I made it I made it I made it to the hope and change

Barack Taufer Hussein Obama Dude he would have been shot He would have been assassinated so fast He would have been lynched He would have been lynched in modern time Yeah it would have been the Tofer part It would have done it

It wasn't about him being Was it black or anything No it wasn't Hussein It wasn't black It's Tofer We gotta get him out A rope would have apparated around his neck Oh what's going on here

Oh shit What has happened Luckily I have a strong throat Give me. I have a strong throat. He's fucking warning it. You saw the video of that guy that was doing that right? That guy that was like,

he was dangling from somewhere. And I think it was just a mistake. They probably edited it the right way. But he was like resisting being hung. And I'm like, this guy's a fucking weapon. That is crazy. They would have hated him before. Although they lynched an elephant.

So like, I don't know how much of a chance a person has. The physics of resisting. I'm sorry I'm sorry Maybe he has a really light body And a heavy head He was resisting He was resisting and being lynched

The physics of resisting I'm sorry It's just I'm having a hard time If you had a little body You could do it I bet an amputee Could resist being hung

You know what I'm saying I argue I think an ampute Like his arms and legs Are fucking heavy man I I yeah Particularly legs

So legs That is the Yeah That's the most muscle. Okay. Think about this. There's a video. There's a show movie about a guy that was a, he was one of his legs and he was a wrestler. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often when and approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece.

I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Now, there are disadvantages to that, obviously, right? But think of the advantages.

So do it. Yeah, cut your legs off and arms off. Like me? Yeah, cut your legs off. Cut off your legs. I'm not a wrestler. I'm not a wrestler. You will be a wrestler.

Kisand, do me a favor. I want you to become a wrestler. I want you to cut your arms off, then cut one of your legs off, then cut the other leg off. So both your legs. We're going to do what we're going to be able to become a wrestler. I come off from first. I'm not going to be able to cut off my legs. We're going to make the wrestler too.

Oh. You know, like, and then starring you. Like wrestling to wrestling, the sequel to wrestling? The wrestler, because there was a wrestler with Mickey Rourke. Yeah. And then he, this is probably. wrestling by this isn't the second one will be by you and you'll be your character is going to be Rourke mick and you're going to be and you're going to be a torso wrestler you're going to be a torso wrestler and

you're going to be a method actor right so you're actually going to get part with your legs it's going to be like Robert Dynia Jr. in Tropic Thunder where he like became black for the role yeah it's going to be like that except for permanent yeah dude Robert Dany Jr. should have stayed like that'd be fucking hysterical. He should have stayed black. He should have stayed like Sergeant Lincoln Osiris and then did Iron Man as Sergeant Lincoln Osiris. Dude, how meta would it have been if that character, like, that he played in Tropic Thunder, in other movies, he played that character playing the character in the movie. So, like, he made that actor real.

Almost like, like, what is it, Ali G or like, you know what I mean? We're like, it was an actor playing a real person kind of. Yeah, I would love that. That would be fucking awesome. I would love that. So I think RDJ has the chops to do something like that, but he'd be like, I'm not going to work anymore if I do this. They're not going to hire me. I don't think they could deny him, man.

I think at this point, but at that moment they could have. At this point, maybe not. At that moment, they could have definitely denied him. I feel like we can't, like this is too. I think, you know, like say 20 years. Well, see, I can't even say that because we're in the variables of history right now. So weird. Yeah, there's not going to be a 20 years from now.

Yeah. So I'm just like. And then even the prospect where I was going to say, we're going to look back on that 20 years and be like what an embarrassing piece of history but it's like some bitch called a little black kid the N-word and got almost a million dollars so yeah i don't i think we're gonna look we if that did happen that was funnier than hail okay guys i have i have no problem speaking of this hold on doing that man speaking of this we got to we got to get in on this okay i yes um we got to orchestrate some viral video yes um how do we do this yeah well yeah i don't know you guys could you guys have to

find like a an innocent because nobody's going to be sympathetic to you guys you're both vile. So we need to put you with like an innocent person. Like we could borrow one of one of Lily's fucking millions of Mexican cousin or nieces or nephews or whatever the phone.

Young enough that people will be sympathetic. They're brown though. They are brown. Is there a lighter one? No, because that's... Oh wait, we need. What do we need? Well, that's, no, that's a part of it.

That's what I'm saying. So we can orchestrate something. I'll... We'll be at like a Walmart or something. And you'll pull out like a Motorola razor. It's got to be like lo-fi footage, you know, because it has to look like, it has to have the psychological implication that this has been passed around a lot before it actually has been. So it's got to be a little bit more compressed. I've thought about this a lot.

So we'll have some altercation. You'll record me calling you guys every single slur possible. And, you know, it'll be a whole thing. Like, look at this fucking guy. And then we can both have separate go fund mes, right? You can raise people who are sympathetic to you. I can raise money from racists. And then we can pool the funds.

And then we'll have a massive fucking, um, doing it by a compound. Yeah, we'll buy a compound. Look, I like, I'll start wearing a beanie. I like,

I love this theory. I'm just a little bit worried that there's too many people that know you. And it'll travel in the circles of like, don't give that guy money. He's not real. Why? He's not real Yeah

We know we know white We gotta get a white guy I know it's I know the perfect one Who Now he's he's white passing Who's the guy And he has and he has a A

A wedding drip That looks like he owns a plantation Oh Yes But no he won't work We need Very Mexican last name No he doesn't have

We don't have to have his information out there They're gonna Sir sir sir Sir sir Why would they do that? Sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir Sir Nicholas J. Fuentes. Yeah, it does not matter.

He's white passing. They're too stupid. They don't care. He looks the part. He has the, we have to set this up. He would do it. He has the southern tuxedo.

And he would do it. He would do it in all the part. I'll just do it to be able to say it. He just sent me a grave of a pet. And the pet's name is the hard R. He sent that to me. It was like our beloved, whatever it said.

And it's just, It's something like that where I'm like, of course this is, this exists. Yeah. Of course this exists. So we definitely got to get in on this. There's a lot of money to be made. And the thing that's great about it, really, right? Faithful old inward.

That's crazy. Are you sure that's a dog's grave? That'd be kind of crazy if it was a humans because it's like buried in like not a, 1894. That might not be a dog, man. That was a slave. That very well might be a slave. It could be. It absolutely so, you know, the...

The time frame does not inspire... If that was from like 1970, like, 70, look, I would be like, it's probably a dog. Look, so here's the thing. I will give it to you. Look, I will concede that it is a very big possibility. What the fuck?

That it was a former slave. Because at that point... That was their name. I mean, if they even bothered to give them a net, you know what I mean? Is that is like that is like there is like it's like Like Sean like what is it Sean Patrick, wait that's not

Is that Neil Patrick Harris? Neil Patrick Harris and then there's faithful old inward That is that is his full name That's crazy Fawn Yeah they call him Fawn for short But look there's a lot of money to be made

The way that I feel about it is like I don't even think it's that immoral really Because you're just Essentially just taking a shit ton of money from racists I agree who are parting with that money, therefore reducing their purchasing power. There's a way to really make this

a completely moral endeavor. You're right, because, like, as they say, as they say, a fool in their money will soon part ways. That is like a thing.

So it's, why I can't hold on the money. It's why we, might as well be us who takes the fool's money. It's got to be gone anyway. I have no qualms about this at all. Let's set it up.

Don't tell, don't tell nobody. Don't tell me. Don't tell anyone. Don't tell our little secret. Don't tell our little secret. Dude, I actually would, I, I love the idea of Jordan wearing that thing and just saying some absurd shit. Yeah.

I love that so much because, though, people believe that, uh, it ended up on Joe Rogan's podcast where it was like a fake trans person trying to use the woman's bathroom. It was like the fakes. It was so clearly fake because staged. How staged it was is that you. see the walking up part. Oh, dude, yeah. Oh, so a person just happened to be filming a bathroom.

Dude, I've seen so many of those where it's just like, how does anybody fall? Like, I saw this one thing about a Karen who was like throwing a, some guy ordered pizza to do an apartment and a Karen was like we don't have food like this in our apartment or whatever. Like we don't allow this kind of thing. And the whole thing was like, oh, what an, like a, just an uptight Karen just not allowing like you. Oh, what he does? People can't have pizza in this apartment. It's meant to get you. thinking that way.

Okay. But it's just like, why the fuck would there even be... She's like, this apartment is pristine. We don't have food like this. And then she takes the pizza and throws it in the courtyard of the building. And it's just like... Well, that's... So you're okay with literally...

That's completely... All of it is ridiculous. But all the comments are like, wow, what a fucking bitch. And it's like, I can't believe that people fall for this shit. And it's not necessarily that like... And there's a fine line between like engagement bait that is representative of a larger kind of feeling. versus like stuff that's just straight up fake.

Yeah. There was one that I saw, like who you said, like the, doing the social experiment of a woman yelling and pushing and hitting a guy in public

and everyone's like, it's Tuesday. And then the guy just yelling at the girl, didn't touch her, but then people started coming up immediately. Right. And you'd be like, look at the dynamic.

Sure. You got to grab a man, you got to get those about, I'll break the fucking face. That's exactly what happened. They were like, you're right. We've been,

we see the error of our way. and they beat the piss out of her to balance things out. They beat the fuck out of her, dude. I don't know, man. Because sometimes I'll react to things on Twitter where it's just like it'll be, like I saw recently this engagement bait thing, right? That was like, oh gee, I hope

if GTA6 is anti-cop, I'm not playing or whatever, right? Which is like clearly like, that's engagement bait, right? There's a lot of likes. And it's not an authentic opinion from that person. But there are hundreds of people. who do believe that and who will promote it, you know what I mean, and who earnestly believe it. Engagement bait only works if there's a group of people to pander to in the first place. So it's not necessarily that the take itself or the person, you know, is the target.

It's more just like, I'm going to use this obviously bullshit example as a way to just convey that this is a dumb idea. And anybody who does believe this is a fucking idiot. Right. But people will be hung up on the fact that it's like, oh, they don't believe this. It's like it's not about this person. It's about the people who don't think that it's fake. Do you know the phrase that people say like, oh, don't hate the player, hate the game? Sure.

I always said bullshit to that because I actually hate the players. I don't know. I hate everything. Like, well, of course I hate, you're right. It's not, I hate the, I hate the, I know what you mean. More. Sure. Because like, like, they said, the shepherd is always going to be there.

I'm hurting the sheep. Sure. But like, it's up to the sheep to be like, no shepherd. You know what I'm saying? It's up. And that's the thing that enrages. me more that I'm like, yeah, the bait's always going to be there. Scammers are always going to be there.

You know, your Nigerian princes are always going to be there. Yeah, yeah. Stop fucking talking to them. Like, stop. The fucking bitch that old French woman that thought she was talking to like, which handsome guy. I can't even remember right now. Oh, yeah.

It was just some, like, um, Brad Pitt. They're like, Brad Pitt. It's like, stop. Just some poor guy in a shack in Africa. That's like, oh my God, I got 700,000 pounds. Like, I'm. And then he immediately got robbed and killed. Hello.

It is me. I made the money. Watch this in a fucking leopard coming out of nowhere. Takes the money. Takes the money. You stupid black person and runs off on its high legs. Is this, Emily? Hello.

It is me, Brad Pitt. Oh my God, little Brad Pitt. I am so happy. Yes. I need money. Oh, my God. We can. We can run out together and play Clay Obscure.

We can run off together and play this depressing JRP. Oh, yes, whatever that is. Yeah, Brad Pitt. I am like a bird. They want to fly up. Do you see people are calling that a game a JRP? Yeah, L'RPG. I love that.

A L'AWPG. J. J.RP.G. Jemabell. Clare obscure. Clare obscure. Gé bien. Have you gotten any further in it?

I haven't played yesterday. I was busy. I was so mad. I fucking wanted to play last night I got what did his name Don't say anything Oh don't say shit about it One thing I want to say

Oh you got you're gonna spoil it one thing I want to say I noticed when I was combing through the episode last night Um Also what took me so long I was editing I didn't get to play because I was editing for so long Oh dang Because my dumb ass Couldn't remember where that spoiler part was

It was like on the hour mark It was 50 something It was at the end of the episode Yeah yeah I didn't remember I for some reason and thought it was like in the middle. I thought it was in the middle too for some reason.

I thought it was in the middle and I was like, oh, maybe it was because we talked about it a few separate times, three separate times actually. And I combed through the episode multiple times thinking that it wasn't in the beginning. And I was like, am I insane? Was it in the extra ammo?

Literally, I was like, I was, I've had those. I know. It went so long that at a certain point, I was like, I think I'm going to have to have the extra,

uh, the patrons help me find it and then I'll cut it out afterwards. But then I, and then I was like, fuck it. I'm, Let me just finish the rest of it. And I was like, oh my God, it's at the end.

I wasted hours that I was going to play Clearup's year. I wasted hours trying to find this thing. Trying to fix his fucking. But yeah, one thing that I noticed is I'm usually, I usually get annoyed. It's like a pet peeve of mine when people mispronounce names. Because people will tell you their name. And it's like, well, just say what they just told you.

And then people will just get it completely wrong. And it's just a little pet peeve of mine. But for some reason, Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman. and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask

when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead,

then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents. when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy.

Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen.

So we sad. there listening that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place I like almost butchered every name in that game when we're talking what's not even about that like somebody can tell me like their name is like oh my name is Jean Pierre or something and I'm like okay your name is Jean Pierre but like I added letters to Eski's fucking name like as he like I added there was I just isn't it SQA it's you can say Skiy that's good.

S.K is what it is technically has the ania. Well, do they have enyas? It's not the enya for them, right? It's, well, it's not in the, it's not in the text, but they have plenty of that shit.

Do you have any? I think it's a Latin thing having the, having that. Well, they have that, they have, they have like, the jizz and the, the little sperm in the sea. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you seen that little sperm? We'll see this little sperm tail. They have, so like, I don't know exactly what that does. What's the other name that you got? I guess maybe it makes it a, like an S.

What was the other name that you got? Um, there, uh, I know there was something else, uh, oh, because I kept going, because I, I, I kept like bouncing, uh, in between like, I was like, I was like, is it Lune, Luna, Luna? Lune. And I was like, Luny. And I was like, and I was like, and so the thing is, um, like with, it just, I noticed that like I was kind of unsure.

And then, and then again, even with, uh, I think it's Miel. or is it male? I think it's myel And I just remember Being I keep getting the main guys Gustavs Gustav is the easiest one to me

I keep fucking his name of for some reason To me that's the easiest one Just because I've grown up I know I just keep fucking with Gustavos You know So like that's the easiest one My brain goes to Gustavo

I'm like that's not right Gustav I'm an uncle Gus in Puerto Rico So like I'm just used to that name I guess Yeah that was easy Seale or CL That's the one that fucking

That's one that I actually... But she's also the person I'm least interested in, to be honest. Really? Yeah. She's mad strong. I think the character that is the greatest. Every character really is mad strong. Except for Gustav.

It's got in the... He's the only character that's kind of cheeks, unfortunately. Well, yeah. You can break him the fuck open. Yeah, it's, uh... His mechanic is like the least, like, ridiculous, that's why. There's this land hits to get charged. Opposed to, like, fucking, um, the little girl.

Myel is crazy crack. Well, her katana? Yeah, myel's cracked. Oh, she broke. I think that's the, yeah. I think that's what, you know, like, oh, she. Yes, yes, exactly. But what was the point?

Why did we bring that up? I don't know. I think we just, I don't know. It just came up. Whatever. We talked about Clarif's here a lot last episode. We should go fight people. God damn it.

How come? I think I just asked you guys if you played any more of it. That's what it was. Yeah. I don't remember why. That game has some of the most ridiculous voice lines ever and I love it. There's a, dude, it's, it's good. I, I, I'm having fun.

You meet a certain character. that like everything he says is just fucking ridiculous. I like him. He's great. You met him ready? Yeah. Well, I'm further than you.

You are really. I know, I know he's talking about. I just met him. Dude, I know he's insane. Everything he says is like, yo,

you're great. He's fun. I like you want. I looked at my in-game clock. I was so happy to see because like, oh, how long did it take me to finish this game? Yeah.

Actually. And the last save I have is for 22 hours. Only 22 hours? That's great. And it was, to be fair, like, that's the point of no return. So there's like maybe like an hour or two after that.

But like, dude, I'm past that. Like and yeah, I'm, I'm really speed ran that game. I played it. I don't know. I just, I played it. I mean, you just played it. You didn't do any. I did some side stuff.

I'm dumb and like, I got to go back. I got to go fight these bare these things that I couldn't be before. I got to go break these fucking barriers that were done. Yeah, I'm thinking about people that I couldn't help at the time. I was like, I got to go back and help this dumb asshole. Yeah, to me, I'm going to, I'm just doing that after like. when I have everything, you know what I mean? Yeah.

We want to break open the end game. I'm gonna try to, I'm gonna try to get through most of it today. I was excited that we only, I was like, we only have what episode to do today. I was like, I fucking get some shit done when I get home,

watch this is and fucking, you just play video games. Yeah, I got a cook and then I want to probably go for a walk, but then after that, I am gonna be on clerps gear. I really want to get a, I'm thinking about getting a treadmill

so I can like. The one in the house? Yes. So I can like, because I was like, I really need to get some cardio in, but I want to do stuff. I thought about getting one of those

under the desk ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the standing desk. 100%. I was just like, I don't know, maybe. You should fucking do it, man. I'm actually, so standing desk are actually,

not ones this badass, but there's, I saw, they're very inexpensive now. Yeah. I saw a decent one. It's not like I said, it's not as good as this one.

That I got like multiple, like, it's almost like the, the marks in Claire of Scarcero. Like, I got a massive amount of like cuts to the price. Oh, okay. got like a pretty good deal and like through people that I know. Okay.

So that was like way, that's too expensive for what people would normally be. The one I have is way too expensive as well too. Lily bought way too much money. Is this over a grand? See, that's crazy. Mine's less than a grand.

Easily over a grand. I think this one was like seven something. Mine is also, mine is also like in like you've seen. You've seen my desk. It's like fucking insane. I haven't seen your desk. You've just seen my desk before?

No, why am I going to go into your bedroom for? That shows my bedroom now. That's good point. It's like so, it's just so. it's like something that I was like, why'd you buy this? Like, it's too much.

Like, why'd you buy? And she uses my desk whenever she like works like when I'm outside. So it's her desk. Well, when I'm like, well, it's more mine than hers. But like, how if she's doing more of the work? Well, when she's doing work where like I'm in a living room, she goes in there and she uses it. Okay. And I'm like watching TV or something.

Like when we're both working, just like a meeting proper. Sure. He's like, hey, I'm going to go on here real quick. And I'm like, I guess. But like, I used me saying that's like play video games. And when I'm playing like rivals for too long. I'm like, I'm going to stand up. care of I'm standing up because it's like a controller game.

So something about playing a controller standing up feels like incorrect. Like I'm going to get a beating. I mean, I kind of know what you mean? My grandma's going to come and say sit down and play the game or get up and leave. You know what it reminds me or reminds me of like being at like the demo kiosk? Yes. Like Walmart or Target or whatever? That is the only time I'm standing up.

And just stressed out like, God damn I got fucking 30 more minutes. Fuck you. That was going to skate. Can I play? Fuck you, kid. It's crazy. It's crazy. 23 year old me.

We're now, should we move on to a... I force them through it. And they're just stuck in the case now. Shut up, kid. Should we want to put some questions? Hell yeah. All right, let's go. Hell yeah, dude.

Radical. Radical. I haven't read this one ahead of time. It looks like the overall... It's probably trash. The overall image of this paragraph looks... I'm hooty claws. Paragraph.

I'm hooty claws. Houthi claws. Houthi claws. Delta Gamma wrote in. Says, Hello, Puerto Rican, the Swam Machine, an anonymous fellow of African descent. First time question asked her, listener for about five months.

I have discovered over the last few years that despite being a hardcore listener of emo music in my teens, as a late 20s adult, I am virtually incapable of listening to new emo music because it is unbearable, unrelatable to my life as an adult and is generally

cringe-worthy. Do you say new? Like specifically, like you can't listen to new or? He says, I can't listen to new. Emo. That's interesting. Keep going. I'm really able to my life as an adult and I find it generally cringeworthy. My question is, what is something that you used to enjoy

in your late teens slash early 20s that you struggle to enjoy now and why? Women. See, I have that. I literally have this. That's good answer. It's a woman, man. I can't do it.

I'm getting there. I'm getting there. I agree with him actually in the same thing, but it's not just new emo. It's a lot of, there was a time period in the mid-2010s where I was hanging out with certain people that listened to a lot of emo scream-o shit.

And so I started absorbing a lot of those bands. I hated their names. I hated the song titles. They're all stupid. If you're James Dean and I'm Audrey Hepburn is a name of, of a fucking song. I'm like, I hate these people. But like, there's band Sleeping Sirens. I actually just saw a post with them recently.

Sleepland Sirens has this guy that sounds like a woman, like a bad woman. You know, and that was the thing that made me mad about a lot of those screamo bands is because they would sound much better if they just got a girl singing. Because they could hit the notes more naturally and comfortably. But they had these guys singing like straining their voices. And I'm like, you sound awful. But anyway, I was tolerating a lot of that stuff back in the day. because some of the music was good, some of the lyrics were good, I can't listen to it anymore.

I listen to a lot of those bands. Now, like pop punk I can still listen to. Pop punk is still good to me. Yeah, pop punk is fun. Yeah, it's very fun. I think the songs I like, I like. And it's less wine. Like, I don't know, there's something about like,

it's not nearly as wine. It's not nearly as like, I'm kind of in the same boat with like email stuff where I just like, I just never really gravitated to it at all because I just, I couldn't stand the vocals. Awful. I had to deal with it. I had to deal with it as where I was and what I was trying to do. But like, I just.

I it was I I've I that era of music I think was actually awful like I really like I think back to like late 2000s to mid 2010s and I think that was the worst era of music I really think that's so insane it's I mean it's it's only it's only as well as if it's in my existence you know yeah I was to listen to the music in the fucking 1920s and it was like bang in a pan against the fucking floor yeah a woman scream for her life you know that was it That wasn't what I was, but I just think the other music was so much not good. I think the vocals make it damn near unbearable for me to listen to. I think a lot of the music surrounding it is great. There's a city, not sitting, fuck. There's like Seosin, Silverstein, fucking, I think, taken back Sunday. All these bands, it was great. There's all these bands and stuff that I listen to, but a lot of their vocals, I just can't really tolerate it anymore.

It's just, there's just something off about all of them. like they do on purpose. It's like the genre. And I just, my ears just don't like it. They just don't like, I'd rather just listen to a lot of that stuff just instrumentally.

Because a lot of the music, oh yeah, yeah. Like I could never personally stand, um, I just, I really don't like blink one and he do at all. I know it's not the same,

I know it's not the same genre that's like more pop punk obviously. Yeah, but like their vocals had that, Tom DeLong has that emo thing going on where just like I can't, I couldn't agree with you more. I'm so sorry. No,

no, This is not what this is supposed to be. When you do that, I immediately like kind of like I really foil into my own body when I hear that. I don't like it per se, but very much so is a period piece to me. You know, like this is. I understand that. I get that.

Yeah. I just couldn't. Even at the time, I was just like. I like the songs where Matt sings. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're, at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers,

it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a few, fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to

mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece.

I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. So Matt the bassist

You know like say he did the song Damn it you know like one of their first singles Oh What's my age again Like that's about the time she walked away from me Like when Matt sings I'm like a big fan of the band When Tom sings I hate the fucking band

Yeah I'm kind of in the same Yeah 100 although even even the other guy I was like it's okay But like I think part of that is tainted from the fact that like I don't know which one I'm gonna get when I start to see You know what I mean? It's almost like It's like a coin flip as to whether or not

I'm going to like the person singing from the, from a band. So I don't, I don't like that feeling. That's a good point. It's like clicking on a collab video from like a long time ago. You remember, like some people would do like these,

uh, collabs and it would be like, some random person you've never fucking heard of. Right. And they would take up like a sizable portion of the video. I always hated that. Yeah. And you're like,

I couldn't stand it. It's why like whenever I collab with people, I put them on a fucking llama for like two seconds. Right. It's like a little cameo. Yeah, it's a little like, it's a little thing. If you don't know who it is, it's not a big deal because it's not 50% of the video.

And if you know, it's like a little, oh, how nice. But people would just fuck it. Oh, here's a movie review from like my favorite movie reviewer and introducing I Justine. You're like, oh. And you're like, why? Great. I didn't come here for this. I totally care about your opinion about this movie.

Yeah. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Oh, the 10 minutes off in the video. Yeah, I'm an astrophysicist. Welcome to Astrophysicist reviews. I do movie reviews as an astrophysicist. I think it's an interesting perspective to have.

Anyway, here's fucking, I don't know. Yeah, here's Tana Mojo. You're like, what the fuck? Here's Tano. It would be like if any Austin had like DSP or something on his fucking show. Well, why the fuck? Actually, that's fire. That's fire.

Fierrester has fucking DSP on his podcast. Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Sneiko. I have a podcasting. That might be gas. That would be such a disaster, but I'd have to watch it. I would have to watch it. It would be like watching a baby in a car crash. He was like, yeah, that's a Tuesday for me.

I don't watch children die. That's my line. No, but you, if that, dude, if that, you'd have to like, it's not like, oh, I can't wait to see it. It's just like, that's so great. You can't take your eyes off that, dude. You're going to see it. I'd watch and be like, a school, if you see a school bus flip 40 feet and seven times in that 40 feet, which is fucking outstanding.

I saw a video of a school bus into a crash and then people got yanked out of the winter. That's how bad it was tumbling. It's like an apparition came and pulled them out of the window. It's like that video of the guy in the boat. Oh, dude. Where they're all like being swayed around. And then eventually he was gone. That shit, dude.

You know he was unconscious in that water. I don't know if they got him. No, they're all dead actually. Oh, but shark got them. The camera cuts to another boat with a bunch of sharks in it. And their boat is also going to. What if it was sharks? You see the shark in the fucking boats.

Don't like Killer whales do that or something? Killer whales are massive cunt, so I, yeah. I can't remember if it's killer whales or dolphins that do it. I think they both went. I don't know dolphins are powerful enough. Killer whales are dolphins. Killer whales are dolphins also. That is true.

Okay. It sounds like a lie that we would say, but it is actually true. That's not good. That's not you learn like second grade, though, when you learn about them. Oh, are we expecting people to know things that they learned in second grade now? Yeah, but like, yeah. What is this? 2012 and before?

So what happens is that killer whales, killer whales kill sharks. Sharks kill. So like humpback whales are hunted violently by sharks. So what happens is that sharks are terrified of killer whales. Killer whales kill great white sharks like on a regular basis. Yeah. So what happens now is that humpback whales and orcas are often spotted together to prevent

the sharks from getting them. But now the sharks population is dead. dwindling so much because of how many killer whales are just murdering them and them not being able to get two humpback whales to eat them anymore. So it's like technically a biomes in a fucked-up state of environment because it's going to be like way more whales than have like the food to eat, like the area for them to be able to survive in. It's time for the Japanese to do the thing.

You see a samurai and slicking tear back on a boat going to a wheel? A fucking scuba diving samurai. See samurai. He's kind of sick, dude. You know, Deep Sea Samurai is a hard, that's a great aesthetic. Deep Sea Samurai? Yeah, that's actually kind of cool. I don't hate that at all.

It's like a show has been born. That's a show, dude. That's a great, like, prompt for, like, an aesthetic. Yeah. You know what I mean? If you were, like, you told, like, an art designer or something, be like, we're trying to make a game. Give me, like.

Nautical samurai. Nautical samurai. Or Deep Sea Samurai. It's like, that sounds sick. Oh, man. I've like given that. I can already kind of see it. Like you get that like the Japanese kind of inspired stuff, but with like the almost like the Bioshock kind of like, you know, the tube.

Yeah, I was thinking about that. Yeah, the old, yeah, old diving shit. I feel like I'm seeing some like artists. Artists who listen to our show. I'm seeing some shit, man. I'm seeing some shit. I think there's a badass fucking aesthetic to be unlocked here. It really is.

D.C. Samurai. I'm even thinking a bit of like the, you know, the European like face armors they have. Like with like the, like the slits of the eyes like golden. Sort of like the way that the. Like the knights. Sort of like the nights. Yeah. Like the, like the, um...

Yeah, I mean, if you want to go completely away from deep C and samurai, I just like, I just like, because I'm thinking of like the face of the mass with the Kabuta mass. Right, right. But with a metal appearance, because obviously if you're going to go like deep to you have to have a covered face. I'm thinking of them aesthetics, but it's kind of fire, man. It is a lot. It is a loki kind of hard. Play around with it. And what is he like fighting, like, fighting, like, giant squid?

He's fighting giant, I don't know. Just to feed his village of fucking calamar. Yeah, he's got like a sword. He comes back with a fucking, you've had a giant squid. killed, he's dragging out the water. It's the last one, too, and the last giant squid. Like, it's like the one that's fucking like 500 meters.

And then it's like... 500 meters is a lot, Derek. And it's like, please. It's pleading. I'm pregnant. I'll have more children. I'll have more children. I'm ironically like...

Murdered the fuck out of it. I'm ironically very transfixed by this idea. It's pretty badass. This is dope as fuck. The more I think about it, like the idea of like you have like air air jets kind of like to help him like run fast and shit dude it could make a make a damn good game it yes it this could make a like a night a solid indie game double a securo samurai dude do it do it can make a lot of yeah we'll take it and shit

the bed with it oh god they'll take it and shit absolutely defecate the bed twice let eubesoft do only they can do it uh give it to give it to give it's a freaking one drugman fucking crazy that the game that the clear obscures made by like 50x Ubisoft people. Yes. That is crazy to me. It's like, and like a Redditor who wrote it and a fucking SoundCloud rapper who made the soundtrack.

Fucking insane. It just makes me mad that you know, the gaming, the video game industry has, you know, all the talented. It's like the NFL or something or whatever. All the most talented people are there, but a lot of times they're just mismanaged. Oh, for sure. They're just like, what do you do with a lot of this stuff?

And now they show you what they can fucking do. It's been a series of that for a while. I guess so, yeah. People have been like, we're going to leave the main company. We're going to go start a little thing and we're going to like make it work. And people have been doing that for a while. Yeah.

And companies are really upset. Yeah. They need to do it. Look, one thing I would love, I would love for the community people, everybody to. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh,

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their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy. place. Encourage developers to do that

and I would happily fund them you know like hey we'll throw them money so they get started and shit like that. Absolutely. I feel like this is just a message message to everybody. Whether you, I don't know whether you hate Raymond or you love Chris, every single person is involved

here. I need you all to make a deepsy samurai fucking something. I need to see it. Send us deepsy samurai are but only good ones. Yeah. I mean only good ones. I want to see the bad ones too. I want to see everything that comes out. It's a dope aesthetic.

We haven't answered this question, really? We haven't answered this question, really? There you go. I like the idea. It's a great way to ruin it. Yeah. I like the idea of like fucking samurai armor, but with like a shell aesthetic.

Oh, like crustaceans? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's one of the variants. Absolutely. That'd be a cool thing too. I don't know. It's a lot of flexibility there.

But we haven't answered the question at all. Oh. We just invented a great genre. And they fight a lot of Jewish people. So, okay. All right. There it is. Kingston's anti-Semitism.

There it is. I was like, the episode fell a little off. We were back. It's aquatic. There's not even more a season. There's good guys on both sides. What's the question?

The question was like whether or not there was something that we, when we were younger, we liked but can't really listen to now. Oh, right. Oh, I was talking about the emo shit. Yeah. I think for me it's kind of the same. I don't know. There's some songs that I vibed with a lot that I don't vibe with as much anymore,

but I still like the way they sound. I mean, all of Kanye for me pretty much. Dang, that's, yeah, I mean, that's a shame. All right for me pretty much. But it's mostly music, I would say, because that is a genre where, like, although I never really vied with it, so I don't even know if that's an accurate.

Oh, it's a good point. That's a good point. Me, anime less than I did when I was younger. I like anime way less than I used to. I mean, I like anime about equivalently, because I really only like Dragon Ball and Yu-U-Hawah show. Like, the stuff that I liked back then, I still like,

but a lot of the stuff that I didn't like back then, I still kind of don't like. I don't know. I don't think I have an answer to this. I think everything that I've liked my whole life has been relatively consistent. Maybe less so or less intensely because it's not new anymore. But I don't know if I have anything. You know what's a better answer for me than the emo stuff?

Because I'm almost where you were. Because I almost forced myself to start liking that shit. Yeah. I was listening to it a lot. I never bought any of the stuff. My chemical romance is as close as I got. That to me. Because they just are different, man.

Just too talented and ignore. Like, Gerard's voice doesn't bother. me. No. But it is that. That's what's crazy about it. That's the thing. There's something.

And I think it's just because he's just genuinely a great singer. And a lot of those email people to me are fucking just not good. He's a great singer and the actual like, like, go listen to the ghost of you. That song is brilliant. I still maintain that that's like a queen tier fucking band. I think they are the, the, uh, the, yeah, I. I can get behind that. I can get behind what you mean.

I have no attachment to that band at all. None of their music really matter. I've heard a bunch of it. I just have no attachment to it. I get it. I think that album, three cheers for sweet revenge or whatever, is a really good album. It's very popular.

I know people love them. I know people love them. I know the aesthetic, like, it could turn a lot of people off. Even back in the day, we were like, since my chemical romance, we were like, oh, let's start a stupid emo band called a Black Rose of Romance or something. Yeah.

We wrote like one dumbass song and just we're like let's try to get some money. We're like 16. We can go anywhere with it. Yeah. I'll start a new band called Our Fentanyl Dallions. Damn. Clock it. Yeah.

Clock it. No, I actually don't listen to, I don't listen to like, what are they called math or math or math metal? What is that? What does that mean? Math rock is on changing signature. So it's never like, it's just a four, four, four. It's just three. It's like five.

It's extremely progressive music. It's like, it's like, it can say call Prague rock, but like in a, but much more annoying. Aaron and Andrew, like,

Aaron and Andrew got really into math rock for a bit while I was around them. Math metal. I don't know if I've ever, what's a, what's a math rock band? I can think of Mighty Mouse. Modest Mouse?

Modest mouse? Well, there's, I would say actually there's, so there's bands that are, um, a lot more underground. Mm-hmm.

Um, and a lot of times, they may not even have like vocals like Chon for example There's a band called Chon is a big There's they just They're just playing This is metal but like animals is leaders

Oh yeah yeah yeah There's a Dillinger's skate plan It's just It's like instrumental stuff Yeah Like intervals And then there's ones that are There plenty of

They have vocals But so like Between the Barryton and me Fucking into the mode There's a bunch of bands I think some math rock Is actually pretty fucking good But it's a

It's like, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. I just haven't. It's not like music that like, I don't know how you would listen to the, I don't know the kind of set to, like how to set up like, oh, listen to this kind of music. It's kind of you just hear it one day and like, oh, if it sounds good, you might like it. It's just so that it's hard to. I know what you mean. It's the same people that a lot of people don't listen to jazz. That's not like their main thing because it is so chaotic.

I fucking love jazz music. And I love jazz and blues. Did you get to that, did you get to that fight in, um, uh, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in. Claire's here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's,

that, that song's been in my fucking head since I played it. That game is so, yeah, the soundtrack's so good. It's very,

that it was very surprising because everything was much more just like epic. Yeah, it's like operatic. Yeah. Dude, at the end,

there's like electric guitars that come in, dude, it's fucking like, it's good shit. Yeah. It's a great soundtrack. It's cool.

Shout out to the French for the first time ever only. It's the only time I respect to French. Oh, only. Yeah. You still have a lot

To make up for it for XQC, but like I think this is. Yeah, thanks for all that fucks you guys to Haiti over and over again. That's really fucked up. You guys suck. But also, to be fair, everybody did it to Haiti. I mean, it's because of them, though. Somebody would have got to it. I mean, that's true.

Just disregard that one group of people definitely did it. It's like a race. I'm not, I don't think I'm wrong, but like I know. Western Europe is a race. Who's going to get there first? Yeah, yeah. Spanish, the Portuguese. I'm talking about all the after stuff. It was like it was like mall rats. Or like, not rat race

Rat race I know you mean Someone was gonna do it man And luckily the Haitians were It's just like Who's gonna be Seth Green That gets to Haiti first Like who does?

Dude it kind of was that For it Shout out to Haiti though You guys The fact that you're still even Sort of there is crazy Because you guys have been invaded Nine times in the last like seven years

Just fucking wild But like hey you know Shout out to you guys Stop my say bro Stop my say man To change your name To invade at this point It probably should be

You should go You should live in Haiti Wow I'm not Haitian though. But you just said shout- I could pass. I could ask but like still I don't want to. Go learn, just go, go, go, go.

Go learn Haitian. Go learn Creole in French and a place I don't want to be. Creole. Yeah. Yeah. What does a crayon company have to do with this? Yeah. You know I knew a, I knew it.

You know, I knew it. You know, I know it. I don't care. I know a Haitian, um, a woman named Gayola. I'm not a, are you serious? Are you serious? That could be really. He talked laugh.

That was crazy. He totally did the Squidward laugh when he pranked SpongeBob and he was getting all fucked up and then Squidward like does that like that like when he's laughing so hard. Is that the one where like he makes SpongeBob cry at the end? Yeah, he cries because he's like, and he's like, come on. And it's like,

did you guys not see the whole beginning of episode where he was literally hazing Squidward but like that would they missed it all. It was bothered. That episode bothered me. Look, he got hurt a lot. But it was kind of his fault. I think he needed that. He needed that.

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One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say and she replies with a low listen so we sat there listening

that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place opposed but he was bothering a lot but Splitward did it literally to hurt him sure that's where the line is different

and it felt good to me I was like SpongeBob needs to be checked I'm like I want to see SpongeBob I want to see I want to see I want to see I want to see an episode of Spongebbing

The Solar Plexes outside of his place of work and then getting his wallet stolen and then him like wheezing for like a solid three minutes I love that Weasing on the ground and crying I love that

Is he in smiling friends Where he like punches that demon And he like Realistically kills over I love that He said I told you dude again I was gonna hit you And he hit a demon

The fucking dummy so hard He almost threw up But yeah Yeah, all that music that I used to listen to back in the day. I used to listen to, I mean, I'm still a pretty, I'm still, like say, Dillinger Escape Plan is a big example. It's one of my favorite bands, but I don't listen to, they're half, like, math metal, and then they have these songs that are just kind of like just solid rock or just

alternative metal songs that are just like, oh, look how talented these guys are. They're just well-structured songs. And I don't listen to those now. I basically my mind is I'm just as I'm getting older I want to listen to less chaotic stuff my mind is settled down for me wants like peace I think yeah I'm listening to for me I've gotten really

A eight minute song that's like and then there's just stuff And the drummer's doing crazy shit and there's like I'm like I'm done That's the kind of thing like I'll watch this live though You know what I mean I don't want to see I don't want to I don't want nine minutes of chaos Yeah in a pre-record like this is four live You know that's kind of how I feel about yeah I've gotten really into soul music guys I've gotten where I'm just like I only kind of listen to like any sort of like soul or something like that

I got to make up for the thing you don't have yeah it's it's emulated this what good people feel like listen to music and it's me like stone face in the shower sitting down he you're like you're like Vegeta in fucking uh dragon ball GT trying to artificially become a super sane four because you don't have it in you I don't remember I don't remember anything he was like he was like a fucking machine to go super sand for like bitch shoot me with the wave he's like what shoot me bitch I watched GT once and I don't remember I watched great ass

It's terrible Great ass I mean I guess maybe I should watch it as like It's not an older adult I thoroughly Watching it had fun watching it But like I was also six I thought the vibe was completely fucked

Like the rap intro already It was just like what are we doing here man I don't even remember that Grand tour grand tour Dragon Ball GT Welcome to the Grand Tour Goku's a child again Him and his friends

And it's like I want to to lynch myself on live television. Because you know some fucking dump, you know the same people that wrote head chala or whatever wrote that rap and like, Hey, Brockman, sing song. That's correct.

Well, there's no shot. I think the G.C. Because I can you imagine it was a Japanese fucking track somehow and not like a four kids American. They're like, what's popping right now? Rap. The black music. I'll get some blacks in the studio for this fucking song.

For the theme. Check their pockets when they leave. Check the pockets. Get the metal detectors up, please. I think, I don't know. I think I had fun watching GT. I really hate it. It reminds me, I wanted to be a Dragon Ball and I liked it.

I was like, oh. Dragon Ball G.T. would be like if Seinfeld had a spinoff and it was all about like Babu or something, where you just had like, why the fuck are these side characters getting a show? It's Jerry and Babu. Like, no one wants to see this happen. trunks and pan fuck you it's not even good trunks it's like a worst version

What sucks is that trunks See trunks in the future It's so badass Because he knows his life is terrible And then like he goes in bad He's like oh you suck little me Your ass You're everything is wrong with me

And it's like it's funny that the worst part to him It's Vegeta Like Virginia living makes him a worst person That's crazy It's wild Look at that When your dad died he became a really upstanding dude.

I think I'm going to marathon the Dragon Ball universe. All of it? Yeah. That's like what. Just watch it at five times speed. If you, it would still take you nine years to go to the Freeza saga. That's crazy.

That is correct. That means to finish. Five X speed in the Namak saga will still take Freeza about seven years to blow up the plan. That is so fucking funny. The X-Men is they're talking really fast. Five X Was that everyone's like What the fuck is going on

Imagine I want to see someone unironically watching that at five Like they're sitting down With Marvel rivals And that's on their other screen And it's just unironically And they can do a full length report about everything that happens

They're like Oh I'm all caught up I'm all cut up Don't worry They're not even looking at it at half the time They're looking at Marvel Rivals It's like they're listening to a five times Radio show version of Dragon Ball C

And it's like Describering that happened And he sits on he writes out Everything that goes on He's like you have the processing power of a computer You're a super computer That would actually frighten me Yeah

I'd fucking wish I'd end up Empty a clip into his head That guy can't be here No I want that He's like the opposite of Ellie in the last of us you know, where he's like, he can't be allowed. Did you see what I tweeted about Edelphim Blasovas?

I saw that freeze frame of her looking like a... Did you see the picture I put on with him? No, I didn't see that. Oh, God, it's actually pretty funny. Every time I log on Facebook to check my memories things, the first thing that pops up is somebody drawing her unflattering and some fucked up way. I think people are being really mean to her. I think it's a little overblown.

Well, it's the internet. It's mean, but it also... It's a meta. Bro, come. on like this just begs like that face begs for for like a I thought that was fake no that's real that's from the show it does look like that stupid hamster screaming I thought that was fake I thought somebody distorted her face to make her look like that I think people are being really people are being mean and I think people because he's a good actress she is a good actress it's the meta she is a good

actress they don't mean it I do believe that I still do believe that she's miscast I think I think everyone is I think people just need to I wish people could just be normal you know what I mean because people get defensive about it where it's like oh no this is actually the best casting ever The overcorrection yeah or like The showrunners be like we don't have any regrets about casting

Ellie's like you must Shut the fuck up on some let come on Kaylee Spaney's right there There's like several other people who are like obvious shoe-ins for Ellie That you could have chosen and it's What she's doing the best she can I personally just think The second game is a mess

and I just don't think there's really any... Like, even the people watching the show are like, this isn't as good as the first season. Duh. Right. That was the case with the game as well. Although I do think the game is better than the show so far. I realize... Real quick, I just realized that I don't care

because I, I cued up. There was three episodes out by the time I went to watch it and that queued it up. And you weren't even compelled to watch them, right? No, I clicked out of it. I was like, I actually... No, I watched the opening scene where she's like, revenge or something

and the guy's like whatever they were just talking I think there was a tree there or something the very beginning of the first episode it was like Abby's scene I barely remember it I watched that scene

and I was like I don't care about this all Abby didn't let the Hulk and I was like all right I'm already fucking kind of out of it should have been Brock Lester's fucking daughter

it's especially she could kill all of us the thing about the last of us the last of us part two I think is tremendously performed I think it's great like amazingly acted sure

I think it, uh, and not thematically, but like characters are written in a way that, like, they interact with each other in a realistic way and I appreciate it. But the core, like that, that game really thinks it's more mature than it is. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

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Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer. afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. And it's like playing Claire Obscure especially is just like, it's so funny because it's just like this is way more. adult than I think and it's got like fucking you know paint brushheaded fucking freaks

running out of speaking some weird version of French to you yeah it bothers me how close it is to like because I'll pick up on some things where I'm just like that's French but then it becomes like it's like simlish almost it's like French simlish it's kind of cool because it's jogging my memory of all the shit that I learned in high school yeah I was like I understand some of the stuff you're saying fucking whatever but um But like the themes of... Crescent. Crescent.

I love when you're in the town and you're like, man, life is crazy. I was born like three and a half hours ago. And I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, man, I'm pretty new. I can't help. I got that paintbrush town. Yeah. I spent fucking no time there at all because they freaked me the fuck out, dude.

They bothered the hell out of it. Way too much time in that. I beat that boss when I should not have beat that boss. there. There's a fight in there. I'm like level 21. I should not have beat that boss and I beat the boss and got the special weapon way early. Yeah. I just, they freak me out. I don't know. I don't like them. They're so weird. I like it when you first show up. I don't know who says it was like, how the fuck are they standing because their their fucking legs are so tiny. They have these massive bodies. There's like an uncanniness here. I love how they bring them out. I love how they bring out the ones that are like to battle and then you beat them up. And there's just a little one inside of. of a suit. Yeah, yeah. This is like Jaylor, the son had Jaylen would make up.

It does, yeah. The whole thing kind of feels like. But, but yeah, like, I don't know, playing a game like this like that actually has like,

oh, there's actually stuff to chew on here as opposed to like, what if the people who do wrong to you are also people too? Yeah. I'm like, I've never thought of that before.

Yeah, it's just like, no, I get it. I'm sure. Isn't that not like every war movie? I think. It's every, like,

it's like the idea. It's like, it's like, it's like, I don't care. It's Hitler. What do you mean? I don't care if Hitler had a mob.

My personal opinion, I think there's validity to the story of revenge. Sure. Going about how revenge is corrosive. Because I don't, because I really do not think that revenge is given the proper understanding of what it is. Because it is actually, like people, we don't display it in media the way. We make it righteous. We like, we like, we like, go play God award. Sanctify it.

Go play God of War III. I agree, but I think God of War III does at the end, at the very end, you get like, oh shit, it's bigot than this. But before that, you're kind of just, you kind of just pillaging your way through. What's crazy about it there was that, like, even like I feel like God of War, 2018 and God of War Ragnarok do a better job of like portraying that kind of thing. I agree. You know what I mean? Like, it's more subtle or like, not subtle, but it's more like there's more complexities going on there. Like, it's more about like.

self forgiveness and stuff like that's more interesting to me than like what if what if the guy who raped my dog to death had a fucking son he loved

it's like oh he's a dog rapist like what do you mean no no no no I think I do give the game it's flowers in certain points I think the kinds of

the story I think it's pretty cool but I think I think the I think conceptually it's fine I just think it's not executed is really really really really really And also you kill hundreds of people. That's a problem. You kill hundreds. There's no choice. But see, that's what I'm not about games.

You can sneak past people. You have to do that in every action game. You sneak past people. Nathan Drake is a serial murderer. He's killed so many people. Nathan Drake is Charles Manson and everyone loves him for it. Nathan Drake is Kissinger. Actually. He's Kissinger.

Actually. That's the twist actually. You read his diary and it's like, oh, I forgot to use my pen name. He says he just writes Ha ha ha Vietnamese And then he closes the book Oh man Yeah it's it's

I don't care for that in a game Because we know To me I wanted to be like I said I brought God of War 3 Because it's a little more meta Where this guy is destroying the world Well at the time it was the world Now it's like oh he destroyed

He's destroyed down street Yeah like they kind of redcon They kind of minimized it a lot Like who cares about Greece I was like Oh Jess I'm like destroy Greece right now now. I don't even think people would notice.

Unfortunately, that is true. Yeah. Yeah, so it was like whatever. But at the time, it was like, oh, his vengeance needs to be complete at the cost of everyone else. And then he was like, oh, I did it. Fuck. It was just like it felt like everything wrapped up well enough to it where I understood that how fucking damaging. I guess we all understand how damaging revenges and how people, I think people.

This it is. People minimize, I think. think how good older games could be too. Like it's always like, oh, back in the day, we couldn't even touch on these themes. It's like, what do you mean? Like, were you playing games at all? They did. They just didn't hold your hand.

Yeah. They were there. And I feel like that's the, uh, they could be, Halo 2 is about an existential religious crisis. It's not like this is like. And that, oh, many people miss that actually. Like people who are, but I think that's, I mean, that's fine. I like that. It's fine that people can miss it.

I like that. I agree. I agree. We are level-headed enough to understand the deeper meaning of it. Other people, fuck them. I don't care. Like, that's their problem. Well, they're also just not looking for it.

Like, sometimes people are like, you could get what you wanted out of those things. Exactly. And it's just like if you wanted to chew deeper into it, there was there. And I think at the end of it's what they wanted to do. I think it's not done. I think it's a little handholding enforced. That's what I mean. That's what I mean.

The dog shit bothers me so much. Because I think in a game, you can sneak past a lot of enemies. It's like the actual enemy in tribes, you can't sneak past it. But then you murder people in the cutscenes. Drag-i-tog cuts in you go and you murder somebody. And it's like, bro, what the fuck? And granted, it's the people that were there that helped the situation happen to what it was. But then, like, you let go, like, I, for me, I'm just not a vengeful human being to begin with.

I'm not in that situation also. Very much so true. But I'm not a vengeful guy. Yeah, I think you've been in a situation. Look, my, I don't have a problem with that game, though, honestly, is just that I just don't, I cannot end that situation. situation. If society is functioning well, I understand that you can go, you can travel to the ends of the earth to get revenge. And as society like that, I just don't think it is, it is completely like, you're on your own. We, you, we are not, we are not going, we're not going to do any,

like, there is no point in wasting any resources or any time trying to do some revenge plot because then that's what everybody would be doing all the fucking time essentially. It would just be like, it'd be a bunch of roving, angry people going to do shit running into each other. Everybody's getting crossed and betrayed because especially in a resource star of society, that's just, to me, it's just kind of silly. I don't care. And then, like, said, the way that they pieced it together too stupid. I just don't care. It also doesn't have the right momentum.

Because, like, I think, like, I was all on board. I was like, yeah, let's go kill this bit. Like, fine, you know, because I understand it. But then it gets to a point where, like, they're just chilling, you know? They're just like, the opportunity passed. And then she can't let it go. And it's like, that I can't relate to it. I could follow you up until a certain point.

But now it's just like, nobody would react this way. If not out of just sheer laziness. You know? Like, what the fuck are you doing? I just, for me, I think it's like, I don't know how you could validate. Like I just don't get how you get to the point where you're like, oh, this needs to be the way to do. Instead of being like, let's just, let's try to change the way. Because it's pretty much like, let's just update Last of Us One.

Put some extra mechanics, which are good game mechanics. I think the game has good mechanics. And then let's just have her Go on a Ventral story and it's like I get it because She is angry at Joel I think there are certain things the show does do better right Like I like the idea of the show In a handful of things but like there's like

There's like there's mostly in this I think I think the casting is the for me the big problem is the Casting well it's it's casting is the glaring problem Where I'm like this This is bad I don't like Pedro Pescales Huel I don't like you're so weird about that I love it I just think it's weird

Why is it so fucking Because I've seen him in Narcos I've seen him in fucking like fucking television stuff and I'm like this is a fucking Latin American we're such chameleons anyway like it's such a weird I don't really see the Joel problem

I see the Ellie problem obviously For me for me Well it's interesting how you don't see both For well for me I don't want to say scales I know there's scale There are scales The Ellie thing is much more glaring than Huel

Yeah because I've The thing about about Pedro Bascals I see him in so many things about him being Latin America constantly. And Joe Miller was, I don't know what Joe Miller was. So I guess I could be wrong. I don't have a problem with, I don't know.

For me, I just like, because they cast it a black guy as Captain Keyes and I was like, sure. So like, I'm not going to, ooh, Pedro Pascal is Hispanic and you wouldn't know it unless you knew him. So like I don't really care about that at all. But I think, I think it looks like a non-white guy. He does not look like a white guy. He does not look like a. He is a white guy though because he's a Spanish person. But what I mean is like a white guy that is from the.

French or English where it's kind of Caucasian man. It's like let's put let's put it this way. Let's put it this way. The racist white people wouldn't accept him is what I mean. Even though he's, to us he's white passing. But to them, they're like, uh, no, I can tell that there's something in you that's Dude, literally, it's distracting enough. There's a lot of people that I, I, I'm, he looks more of the part than Ellie does.

I am. Yes. No, that is. By a lot. For me, I'm just like, on a scale. It's just more of like, I understand what he's saying and like, oh, Dude, get out of here. Like, it didn't need to be you, Pedro.

You're in everything right now. Like, seeing him as Mr. Fantastic. He's like, what? It's just like, I, I, you're a great actor. He's a great actor, though. And I think he did a good job in season one. I think he did a pretty good job in season one. He didn't, it's not, it's, it's, it's, it's the one of the least problems in my opinion.

That is true. It's barely registered. But I think the casting for me is the problem, but I do like the idea of them having that home front place. I think that I mean. Like them creating that town in the season, in the first season, I was like, oh, I like this. I did it as a place they have like some sort of respite and normality back. Are we talking about season?

What are we talking about? Oh, this is a series. You know, I mean, I don't really remember it. Yeah. I mean, I don't really remember it. You know, when they got to the town, they met Tommy and Tommy's in that town with his wife and the kids like that. And there's like, they're trying to talk out. I don't remember anything.

Yeah, I remember something like. Like a, like a society. At the end, I don't remember what happened. No, season two when that's supposed to happen. Is it because this, what happened? I remember there's like a fire or something? Are you guys going to continue it? I don't,

I might watch it when it's all out. I might, I don't care. I'm not going to spoil it. But I like the idea that there's like, there's like a place of normal. But that's in the game too. Well,

I know, I know, but I like that. I like the idea that Tommy, because Tommy's not really doing that in the game. And in the game, Tommy's a scout for the most part. Yes.

But in this, he's like a guy. He's like a fucking dad. You know, he's like, there's only one thing. There's only one thing I think. to live for right now, you know?

There's only one thing I think the show does better, and it's that they don't have Tommy out of them. Because that was the one thing in the game where I was like, that makes no sense. I don't understand why you would even be going by your real names after everything that you've done. It literally makes no sense at all. It's definitely a, like,

I understand people make mistakes, but not in that, not in that world. Yeah, you would have to be, careless, I guess. You'd have to be fucking unrelatably stupid. You'd have the very least want to use fake names. Yeah.

Like, what are you doing? You've caused so many people in the first game alone. You think that's, That's what the part I'm like, because I could see like, Tommy especially being the one to do it is insane. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back.

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just breaks the bar in half. and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place.

I could see it as like the idea. Oh, this is my brother. This is my brother that's killed a lot of people. He might have killed one of your people. Yeah, his name's Joel Miller. You know that? Joe Miller. This is a social security number, by the way.

You know, like one of the last thing you told me he killed this doctor guy. You know, it's crazy. Yeah, it's fucking late. You're mad. You're mad. He's been killed. They didn't kill them. Probably makes you angry.

You probably want to kill him right now, don't you? But I do think that... But I do think that... He's a nine iron. You go. But I do think that that Joel scene is worse in the show. I think... Yeah, the actual...

Yeah. Why are you killing me? You're killing me right now. Ah! So it duly. Me dule. Aye. It's just, it's worse.

The lighting is... Like everything about it is worse because it like it happens in like this like brightly lit loft as opposed to like this dark fucking dirt dingy basement like she's like oh you're handsome. Is there a guy that looks like Neil Druckman there? No. No, that guy's not there? No, I don't think so. There's like because remember the guy. I think he had a man bun and he's like bendejo and he spits on him or some shit.

Maybe there's a guy there. That was like the guy that was, well everybody said like oh that's Neil Druckman putting himself in the game. Oh, she says like you're handsome to him. And she also tells him why, like... She should have fucked him. That would be dope. Did they kill him? Fucked him and kill him.

Yeah, they kill him. And then the most recent thing... And then the most recent thing was like the pregnant thing. We're like, uh, you find out a character is pregnant or whatever. And the reaction in the game is like reasonable. Mm-hmm. Like, it makes sense for the characters. And this is like, I'm going to be a dad.

And it's like... Yeah, isn't this a great time? This is not. It makes no sense. You should be furious. You should be like... You've just been massively... You've been lied to and you've been put into a position where you're endangering someone.

What do you... To someone, technically. Yeah, so it's... Yeah, I don't know. I think the show's worse. Yeah, I just kind of learn when I watch that opening scene that I just genuinely, even though I enjoy the first season, I thought about it. I was like, I really don't care about this.

I just, even... I haven't played the remastered versions. I'm not going to play this. I just... I kind of, and it's, I'm not, I'm not taking anything away from anybody else. It's just personally, I just realized that I don't care. Oh, 100%, yeah. I like Last of Us 2 for quite a few things, but for me, the, I like, I like, I like the story

entwined with the gameplay, and without the gameplay, it doesn't entice me in the same way. Let me put it this way. The thing that impressed me the most was the rope physics. Oh, yeah, yeah, that they used twice. Yeah. In a 40-hour, or a 30-hour game. They could have done a lot of cool shit with that. Remember at the very end where they set up the chained up zombies and you're like, whoa, what a great mechanic.

And then it ends. It's like, why wasn't this here before? They're just flexing and then just doing nothing. This is a great idea. We could have done this earlier on and given you more options, be like, oh, what if you cut a rope and like set the zombies free to dispass? So you wouldn't have to kill anybody. Oh, that would be cool. That'd be so fucking.

Just JK. That's still killing people. Well, yeah. It is killing people, but it's just, I don't know. This is a cool ass way to kill people. It is. Yeah. It reminds me of like a stealth.

game like a true stealth game where it's like oh here's another option neat I like a sandbox they're going you bother a dog real bad to you said I'm sitting on somebody I'm sorry I just can't do stealth if I have an arsenal I just I have no interest in stealthing if I I instinctively stealth and I realize I'm just like I do it just if I do it so I get to kill people easier there's not even a game like risen evil where I have to save ammo you know so I'm a game where I really need to conserve my ammo it's like there's always going to be ammo around so I don't even feel compelled to like try to not use bullets and blow someone's head off or something. I try really hard not to use

like just weapons in general. Yeah. And I don't know why. I'm like, I'm not playing a game. I'm just fucking like, like an elder, my fucking, um, which is called an oblivion? I'm sneaking. I'm like, why am I sneaking? I got conjuration for a reason. I'm just fucking hiding. I'm just, uh, hell no. I only sneak when I have to. Like I have to steal something. I have to, you know, have to get, not be seen. I don't steal. I don't, I don't steal. I don't, I don't

steal should I take it after I win. I claim my prize. Yeah. I've, I've, uh, I had to restart my, um, to get into the thieves guild I accidentally I forgot what happened but the chick woke up while I was trying to steal her shit and then I had to kill her

because she wouldn't leave me alone I'm fucking I've killed so many people in that game bro I'm such a piece of shit dude I'm trying not to get any special weapons until level 25 so I'm just suck Offering.

Yeah. Because there's so much cool shit that I'm like, I can go get this, but I'm not going to do it. Right. So I'm just waiting. So I've been using a lot of destructive magic. And I've been beating the fuck out of it with clubs. I'm excited to go back into it because there's going to be like so many mods available. Because when I first was looking, there wasn't anything that impressive yet.

I'm going to, I'm going to finish Clare obscure. And then I'm going to play that. I'm going to play Clarepscare first. Then I'm going to do like, I'm going to try to get to like the end act to and ball to skate three. And then I'm going to go into what you guys. I mean, just take a break for it. How many times you beat Bald's Gate? Three.

Three times. Only three? Three times of pretty deep gameplay. I mean, you probably have... How many hours in you put it in? Like 700? Let me check on my steam. Oh, let's see.

$700 or something. It's going to be something stupid. One of mine is... I guess I just don't remember playing that much, but I beat it like three times, so I've played a lot. That is so crazy. I played the flaming fuck out of that game.

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Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet Can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place I wonder if there's any mods now That can like maybe make it Like bearable for you

That's fine Not everything has to be for everybody That's true But I played the absolute fuck out of that game To the point point now that like I can't even miss shit I'm like I know what I know that's there I know who that is so funny I fucking missed uh uh an Astarian yeah I don't know for my first

player I was like where's that nigga on the cover I just never ran to him you miss a little gay vampire I'm a little gay vampire right here's uh here's one Mosh and Helen Keller Oh my God Mosh and Helen Keller wrote in what that dude are I did I did I did it's a maker like regular I think it would still make her evil, but she would still, like, she would still be incapable of really enacting anything. So it just makes her, it doesn't give her powers. It would just change her, it might. It would make her strong, but she wouldn't know where she was going anyway. She would be really powerful, but with no direction.

Such a waste. Like, if you had a limited amount of margins, you can, like, marks on somebody and you waste it on her. Yeah, waste on her yellow killer. Or like fucking Vern Troyer or something. Oh, rip. you say that? I don't know. He's fucking small and dead. I tried to think of somebody who wouldn't it wouldn't offend. You know?

Yeah, get on, get on here. If you offend somebody who's littler, does it count as like a less, because you're offending less of a person? Can you stop? That came out wrong. That is so crazy. There's still a person. But it's like less people. I know what you mean. There's less person.

This is all coming out really, really poorly. I know what you mean, but that is definitely being clipped out of context. You are, you are saying is stupid. What I'm saying is if a little person, because they are less than a person, hold on, they are smaller than a person.

Small and less is the same to me. No, it's not. You're saying them, you're saying them incorrectly. You can use words right. You know how to speak. Now go again.

Try one more time. So because little people are barely humans. It gets progressively worse. You're literally, we just find out you just hate little people. Which is crazy. because I'm like five foot four. That's like, I guess it's like Kanye West in some sense.

I guess it's, yeah. I was going to say like, Oh, I have 654 hours in Baldess Gate 3. That's kind of close. I have 160. Now, I've been playing it since the alpha though. That's a good point. That doesn't make it much better.

That's the 600. That's still a lot. Well, it came out three years. I don't think I played destiny for that long. It came out three years before the actual game game. So let me tell you something. I have across my. entire history of playing Destiny 1 and 2

probably around that time. Yeah. Do you guys remember a lot? Do you guys remember the guy? I have almost 200 hours in Hades 2. The games I haven't been done yet. I mean, I have 300 hours in Halo Infinite and that's not even like the best one. Dude, do you guys remember this?

Because remember Google Stadia? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy that put in... Remember on live? It was way more... That's a throwback. Yeah. I thought it was...

I thought it was less than a guy put in 6. hours on Red Dead online In Stadia Well that's right and he lost it all right Yeah And why would you do that on Stadia? That's what he had That's all he had that's all he had, man

You don't know people have their own fucking struggles and shit Dude I just don't even know how you That many hours is I really can't I can't conceptualize how many hours Jack Black has 400 hours in Red Dead 2 Which is crazy to me Jack Black?

Yeah The person? Yeah the No the car? What do you even? Jack Black, the Toyota Civic? When did he share that info? It was on some interview during the Minecraft movie

where he was like nerding out over Red Dead 2 with like one of the press people who was interviewing him. He was like, oh, dude, I have 700 hours in the interviewer. It was like, I have 700 hours in Red Dead 2. And I was like, oh, you got me beat. I have like 400. But it's like, but I believe him because he talks about it like he underset like he knows. Yeah.

Like he definitely has. I mean, I look at him. I'm like, yeah, that's a gamer. I look at the guy's like yeah There's fucking still orange fucking fingertips You know at the interview Yeah Yeah

Open his hand is out of a fucking cup of water And it turns into fucking mac and cheese What Water turns in the mac and cheese Yeah That's like gamer Christ I can turn water into mac and cheese It's fucking crazy

And it's only crap This is my body and this is my blood And he hands you a fucking Dorito Doreto I can't believe I ever thought Kraft mac and cheese was mac and cheese. I don't think I've ever eaten Kraft mac and cheese. I cannot believe I rate that shit.

I mean, I don't know. Craft mac and cheese is, it's worse than mac and cheese, obviously. But there's something about it. It's like a pizza bagel kind of thing. We're like, this isn't pizza or a bagel. But like I kind of,

I don't hate this. I kind of feel like, I get those Tostino's pizza puck. I don't know what they're called. The pizza rolls, yeah. The pizza rolls. Like those things. Like, what the fuck are those things?

But I like them. Yeah, they're like, mini piece of shit plastic calzone. I was like, what the hell is the cover? I don't know what it is. It's almost like a wallet or something. Yeah, dude, even just like the bread or whatever the fuck they use is definitely like plastic. Yeah, I'm sure it's still in my digestive system.

I think about it and I'm like, I ate that shit and I'm like, I could just make a sandwich. I just make a sandwich. Could, but just make a sandwich. Sometimes the like shit food hits a spot. It's nostalgic. Yeah. I think. Yeah, I had McDonald's last night.

It's like, I came home too late. I came home too late from where I was at. So I was like, fuck, I got McDonald's. And I ate it and I immediately went in the shower and sat down. I was like, I feel so bad. I never feel bad after McDonald's. They got new chicken strips. So I tried them.

Now, the thing is, yeah, they're actually really good. Yeah? They're really good, actually. Are they like to, I remember I love the chicken. Selects. They're, they're, um, these ones are, wasn't that good shit? Remember the snack raps? I never got into rat.

I didn't get, I didn't eat wraps until like, I love rap. Until I came out here, actually. Oh, I still don't do wraps. Nothing. I love nothing more than just rice chicken and lettuce. or just a garden salad of any kind. And a rap is this that. That's why I love Mediterranean food.

I see. I think that is... Oh, we never got to Majina Helico's question. Oh, yeah, we should do that. What's a song you can't stand for a reason other than the melody? I can't stand Ain't It Fun from Paramore because something about Haley Williams or any celebrity at that level. Talking about living in the real world just pisses me off for some reason. That's not what she's talking about in the fucking...

Well, I mean, I don't think she's like... It's talking about... consequences. The person she's talking to is talking about the person having I don't remember the song. I really, I like that song that I just, yeah, I haven't, I haven't sat there and been like, blood, I wonder what this is about. Blood just, blood just proved his media literacy right now in his question. The song is literally, the song is literally, the lyric, but lyrically, I guess. Let's give the person some grace. It's Majin Helen Keller. That's true.

She's deaf and blind and evil. And the fact they put this question on general is actually, you know, I'm sorry. You deserve praise. Look, it happens sometimes. A lot of times artists don't aren't just writing specifically about themselves. Or they could be writing about a specific time period. Like, you know, but you assume that it's just like, oh, this is me modern day Haley with millions of dollars writing about. It doesn't really, you got to have to think that like this doesn't add up, does it? It's kind of like when we're talking about clear obscure earlier about the thing that you thought didn't add up because of other things.

Yeah. Like it's just, you kind of like, oh, yeah, never mind. Yeah, yeah. So, anyway. So I, I love that song. I love everything Haley Williams does. Hey, William is like, I like that song too. Top four white women on the planet to me genuinely.

Top two. Probably, probably top two. It's her and Margarabi. What's, okay. I mean, I like Margarabi, but she's not, she's not my top two. Margo Rabe. Top five white women. Top five women, I can do it easy right now. Really?

Yeah, easy right now. You have a list in your head? No, no, no. That's an extra ammo. We're going to do our top 10 white women. We'll do top five, top five for each of us. Top five. Well, the list of 15.

Pick 10. I can't think of 10. No, well, just. That's insane. Put some fill. I can't think of 10 women. Put some fillers in there. Just, just whatever.

We don't have to go to 10, but I just want them to be the options because I don't, we, with the time, I don't know all fast. Mary Magdalene, Oprah. Is Mary Magdalene, White? She's definitely like. She's definitely right. I mean, probably not. Like based on,

she's technically. Well, modern day, I guess she probably is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

artistically rendered Mary Maggi. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Not necessarily historically accurate. Mary Maggling who had a bush probably that would look crazy. Oh, man.

Bring back in the bushes, man. Probably like my head. Bring them back. We're tired of women looking like fucking children down there. I don't need them to look like children, but like. Right back there.

I don't want a forest down there either. I want to know what I'm doing. Come on 70. I mean, it's a... I want to have a clear visual. The forest is... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just... chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like, I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach egg every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut,

you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon.

She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Above the pussy.

Not all the time. I've never seen a, because the bush is usually the, you know, the what do you call it? The pubic part where that's where it's shooting out like a bush. And then there's of course there's hair in the on the labia and all that shit, but it's not, if it was the same. Y'all don't be chewing on, y'all don't be chewing on labias. Y'all don't be doing that? Like I'm a fucking, like I'm a horse.

I'm going to do the hay. And she's fucking screaming. Like she can't get you off. Like you're locked. You've locked your neck. Ding you ding. He's fucking hitting you as hard as you can. You're like it fucking...

Was the name of the movie with Michael B. Jordan When he dies for being black in the sky? Bridge to Terribithia. No, no, no, when he gets lightning bolted by that fucking small white fella. Oh, Percy Jackson. King Kong. Chronicle, there you go. King Kong is crazy.

You guys are fucking insane. You guys are fucking insane. That's a Michael B. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan. Peter Jackson's Michael King Kong. Sorry, Michael B. Jordan in Peter Jackson's Michael B. Jordan's Michael B. Jordan's Michael B.

Jordan. If you replayed that over and over again, you can make someone lose their mind. You could actually, you could break. You could have broken Osama and Laden in moments with that. Stop it. Please put on Naruto. Please put on Naruto. I can't.

That's one reality broke. That's when a veneer dropped. Do you think because Osama and Lon watched so much anime that like when the SEAL Team 6 broke into his compound, he tried to run like Naruto and had his hands behind him? And this guy's gone on his fucking head. And a dog is just in. Oh my goodness. And those boomers that were watching the rain had...

What the fuck? What is that? They had no idea what that was. He dropped the smoke screen. He's like trying to run up the wall. He slips these in fucking sandals. He slips and busts his fucking head open. All this shit.

They didn't even kill it. He just tried to run up a wall. And then he fell backwards and busted his head open like a watermelon. He only ran up... 156 just standing there the whole time. There's one guy that's laughing so hard. He's drowning in his gear. Someone shoot him so it looks like we did this.

Dog bite him. After that. Dog bite him. Bite him, shoot him. Even the dogs laughing. They were like, wait, they did a bad job. Bite him, shoot him. Kick him in the dick. That's why they threw him in the ocean because it was so unbelievable. They're like, we clearly didn't do this.

He actually, he ran up the wall, fell backwards, and his whole body exploded like a water balloon. I'm just thinking of like Naruto music playing while Tom and let it get in murder. In a small compound running. That's so crazy. You will never catch me. That fucking son, that the dummy, dono, don't know. Rami, let me, let me, never, you know, did he think he was Narita? I'm going to.

He's getting Swiss. He's getting Swiss. the fuck up. He's going to deny that. Who's the guy to go. Like, getting killed. Like,

they're just like, they're barely reacting to the recoil. Like, there's barely even any recoil on the guns. But the muzzles going crazy. They just look at each other while he's going. Yeah. Like,

still standing up the entire time, absorbing every. It's like the scene in trouble. Thunder where Ben Stiller's getting like fucking eviscerated. Oh, right, right, right. He should, by all accounts, have no body left. Oh, that's good. Oh, man. That's good. That's good stuff. That was, I'm, we're funny, man.

But anyway, I don't have an answer to this. I'm trying to think of, like, a song that I can't stand for an other reason than the melody. Oh, for other reason than the melody. I mean, I guess that's all the emo shit that I was talking about. I think the melodies are usually flying their voices make me want to fucking claw my eyes out. The melodies are great, actually. Anything that has to bring the

carpenter in it. Really? I don't really mind her. I actually kind of like Sabrina Car. I don't hate her, but I heard her music so much without my choice. It's overplayed. I only know the Expresso one. I've been invaded by it, unfortunately. I know that being in me. It's good pop music. When I was younger, when I was younger, I would have hated it because I would have been like, oh, it was pop music. It fucking sucks. But I'm like, I know, it's whatever.

I loved pop music back of the day. I went back and listened to a bunch of pop music that I wrote off. You know what I mean? Like, at the time, I didn't really like Lady Gaga because it was just like, you know, you know, She's peak pop She's peak pop music is probably Like peak pop music actually It is and it's not that I didn't like It was you know you're in high school

You're like pretentious on like a level where it's just like It's not fucking bad romance You know It's such a good song Just dance Just dance is a fucking awesome song Just dance is good but I hate that guy That Akon

No that Jacob Jacob Jacob Jacob Jacob and Mere It was this guy that featured on it That was on Acon's label And that was the only reason he was on the song I thought Acon was on that song No no It's a guy named like Jacobi or something like that.

Are you sure? Look it up. I thought ACON is on a... It's not ACON. It's ACON's artist. No way. I thought it was ACON. I could be wrong.

I came around. His name's... I can't remember his name. He's complete husband. Acon, try to boost him. Didn't work. But yeah, I, um...

Oh, Kobe O'Donnas? Kobe O'Donis. I know who that is. I was thinking of him. Kobe O'Don. That's crazy. Yeah. So it was just him.

I'm here to him. I'm here to him. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Man, I don't get the fuck off this track. Yeah, but I came around, but I think it was like when I was dating Gabby, like, like, fucking a decade ago. She got me more into it.

And I was like, oh, this is actually pretty good, actually. It's kind of insane. I got a lot. Her last album was really good too, too, actually. The one that just came out like a fucking month or two ago. Yeah. Oh, shit. Whip a nigga.

Yep in blackies. In black. It's crazy. I think I like pop music. I don't know, because I think the origin pop is like Michael, right? And that's not what pop music is. And he became around the 2000s. So I've always kind of liked pop music for the most part.

I definitely said I liked it less when I was a teen because obviously you're a teenager. Yeah, you're like, it's not real music. But like I. It's not, but then like rat became pop. Where's the message? Then like rap became pop, you know? And it's just like, well. Yeah, pop rap is.

So it's just like, I don't know. Yeah. It's dead now, though, for the most part. That music, that rap is, rap took a really serious nose dive. I think, um, post-COVID, the world does rap take a really serious node dive. Now, what to call it? Now, reggae, don'ts if I done is actually pop music again. She's really sad, but also happy.

Was that bad bunny kind of leading the charge of that? It makes me happy, but sad, but happy. That last bad bunny album was really good. I think it is. I didn't really, uh, I didn't really, uh, I didn't really fuck with him before that. You bet today, my photos is really good. Yeah, it's really, really good. Anyway, uh, let's see.

You don't know not about that because you're a standard. No, I only know a couple of songs. You're bass, nigga, that's right. I know that one where, you know, they're speaking some language. They sound like, they sound like howl a monkey's out of the language. I think he speaks locust in that song. Gride. Boom.

Nah, don't, no, the, uh, grind. Whoa, is that, is that, is Bad Bunny with us? Right now, that was crazy. Hello, Benito, how's it going? It was like, it was like you, it was like he channeled him. Dom, um, uh, Los Otros. Oh my God, bad bunny Is manifesting on our podcast

Live Phoenix boom grind Oh he's gone We lost the connection No like truly Like Derek is gone What if I just died What if I just literally

I was saying for me Yeah he froze like that And we touched his skin And it was cold to the tongue Like ice like freezing Yeah and it like gives a little bit Like paper machet Those are the I want to either explode

Or I want to die like that I want to Just instantly calcify Yeah I want I want to blow up so bad it changes something about the world. I want to wait. I want the planet to suffer. It changed our understanding of how human bodies function, I guess.

People are terrified at funerals now. People are like, I don't want to go to a funeral. I don't want to die. You know, I want to die. I want to get married. And then the day after, I want to wake up like a Pompeii Ashman. That's my goal. The day after?

The day after the wedding, like after the, honeymoon or whatever like the first night of the honeymoon I want to go to sleep and then become a Pompey Ashman I want Lily to mistake and that's great so she just like what the fuck dude like I want to get she gives me a high five and I'm like slip burst my head and then have her

have to deal with that see you want a traumatizer is making her problem yeah she did it she's like dang I killed it but it was pretty funny I want to die in a way that she's gonna laugh at we should do though have a note keeping on your your bed where it says I knew you would kill me one day.

She finds it. After she works on herself, she has years of like therapy and like trying to get better. And then she's like, I knew you'd kill me. She's like, he dated it.

He dated it. He did stand it. That's really fucking not nice. But she deserves it. All right. We're going to do one more. Yeah, we'll do one more. We'll end it on a serious note, sort of.

God's hungest trans girl. Nice. Says, hey, Chris. Send pictures. Yeah, send picks. We got to compare and contrast Are you more of a width or a length kind of person?

I don't want to know. I'm more of a wither. I don't want to know. I'm just going to Photoshop my girth to be like crazy. It looked like a fucking tree. Photoshop dickpicks are so fucking funny, man. You can't even, you just see the outline of your face as how fucking why.

You won't even understand what you're looking at. Is that a penis or a really big fucking pastrami? So God's talking trans girl running. She says, Trans women in the United States, I'm currently facing the existential crisis of being made illegal by my government. Our government, hey, we're in this together. Equivalently, we have as much to lose as even as one of them. We're in Canada. We're in Canada. We're not here.

Could you all share some good stories you have about trans people? As Kingston's dad's son already knows, we minorities love being represented in media we consume. So let her rip. I mean, honestly, I don't know many, to be honest, but I have a few trans friends. I have three trans friends. Yeah. I have three trans friends and it's like it's, I don't know. I feel like I, this is going to sound diminutive, but also like I just, there's no,

they're just funny fucking people. But my friends are funny because we're all like relatively in the artistic field. Like one of my, like one of my, my friend's girlfriend is trans. And during, during his birthday, we were just sending the most insane memes to each other. There's like, there's not a difference in it, other than the fact that like their, their journey is probably different. but that's not what I interact with really about them, you know? Yeah, it's never, I've never like engaged in like a deep, you know,

conversation about this stuff. Because I just don't know any, I don't know enough about it. And I also don't harbor enough resentment at all to even engage on a deeper level. You know what I mean? Sure. Like, I don't, yeah.

There are people that I think need a little bit more of that. Yeah. But, uh, I've just never, like, I've always been of the mind that like, I kind of view us as kind of, computers anyway. You know what I mean? Like when I was a kid, I remember hearing that story about the guy getting like hitting the

brain or whatever and then he like learned. Like his entire personality was different. And so to me, I'm like, if we're just computers, basically like biological computers, then we can be swapped out like that. Why would I care if somebody chooses to swap out, you know, like a, you know, a sex organ or just like if they feel like they're in a different body? Like I just, it seems fine to me. I'm very unbothered.

I'm very unbothered. It's, it's, it's, uh, it's some, to some people, they may misinterpret me saying indifferent as to like something like I don't care. Right. What I mean is I, it's normal. Literally indifferent. Like it doesn't, it's not a positive or negative to me. It is a thing that exists.

A trans person to me is just a person. Right. So I don't like, like it's not like a. And I feel like that's how we should treat people, obviously. I agree. And, um, it's, it was actually kind of cool. I will say, well, good, it's good and bad. Um, so one of my buddies that I've,

known since I was like 15. He recently started dating a trans woman December, January. And we, a lot of our buddies, we were surprised because there was no inclination that that's something that he would ever do. Sure. You know, nothing like, but then it just

kind of out of nowhere. Like that, he showed up. We went to Dave and Busters for my birthday, kind of. It was just like, oh, let's just fucking go Dave and Busters, whatever. And showed up, fucking, it was like very normal. It's just normal. She's a person.

And then just it wasn't a thing at all nobody mentioned it no one brought it up and I'm like because that's how you would do it like when I met Jalen's girlfriend. It's just hey, Jalen's girlfriend. Right. That's it. And so it was cool and how like just easily she just fit in and everything was just very normal. But I will say two days ago, he sent me a screenshot as his mom is deeply religious to the point where what I saw her. I poked fun at her mom one time. She was the one to help me out to let me stay at the house for 50 bucks. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I poked her just a little bit because she was watching a Noah's Ark thing, like on TV. And all I said was just being a little, you know, a little dickhead. I was like, oh, man, isn't it a crazy that he lived to be like 900 years old? You know, just being like, obviously this is fucking bullshit. But she was like, yeah, man, people used to live way longer back in the day. And I was just like, oh, she's locked in. You know, you can't, you can't fuck with her.

She's good. But yeah, so. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just, I have a

stomach kick every day, or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Here the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and I Heart Rate. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon.

She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's

It's your happy place She sent him Two TikToks of some guy That claims to be straight now He's like I'm I was gay But I gave myself to the Lord And now I have a wife

And I was like This guy's married This woman married a gay guy I was like oh man And she said He sent the things And I was like dude What did you say?

He sent it back And he was just like Like what the fuck mom I'm not gay and I don't give a fuck about your kingdom of God. And then she was just like, well, you know, just help me. Maybe we need to have a conversation. You need to help me understand. And I'm like, well, hopefully she can.

Yeah. The fact that she can come to that point is crazy. Yeah. So hopefully a bridge will be built. My dad, my dad thinks I'm gay currently. Thanks. He knows your gay shit. My little gay son.

He thinks I'm gay currently with my, my current girlfriend of many years. He thinks I'm gay. You're fucking not masculine enough. It's so funny. I love Caribbean shit, dude. We suck, bro. We fucking suck.

I always prefer to. We're really beautiful place, really beautiful people. Extremely ignorant. We're on islands. That's why. Yeah. I was listening to a foreign man. I love his content so much, dude.

And recently, he just, where's he from? He's a trinity man. Okay. He's Trinidadian. Yeah. And just the way he talks about the culture. Yeah. And how like if you like you can be so easily like what do you, you are gay if you say, for example, do not.

If a woman makes a pass at you and you don't acknowledge it in a in the right way, you're gay. Right. You know, it's like, it's a very. Of course. I just love how like. He's Caribbean too. He is. There's like this little bit.

He's just the American side of it. But he's the, he's the little. He's like, well, yeah. What's the. problem. What do you mean? I'm not fucking every woman I see. I don't have two families. Those fuck's going on, dude. I think I... That shit is so funny. If you want to know how bad America is fond, just understand that you can no longer have a second secret family. Like physically. Like physically. Like you used to

be able, like one dude working one job was able to do that. Right. That happened to this damn country. If you really think about that, that is fucking bewildering. That is. And his bitch wife wouldn't fucking know it was about the money. Yeah. And it's nobody's fucking business. of her business. So stay out of it. She didn't know shit. She cooked. She cleaned. She got the kids ready. Yeah. And spread her legs. And you still beat her. Yeah. That's right. But yeah. But yeah. Ultimately, like, I don't know, people are, I really just, I'm not wired to understand the, the castigation based on what people are going. Like, I just don't, I really don't fundamentally. I, I hate people because of they're stupid, you know, or because they're evil, you know, as a foundation of how they act. what they say and what they do. I could really give a fuck about... I can say one thing.

In this instance that we are saying that we do not see a major difference, that does not mean that your journey and experience as a trans person does not matter. I think that's a very clerical thing because it's like people that say like, oh, I'm colorblind. Hold on. Listen to me. I think you don't matter. I think you don't matter in a cosmic scale of things.

But your experience matters right now that you're living, you know? Like I know people are like, I don't see race. I just never understand. And it's like, you kind of have to, though. Because if you choose not to see those things, you allow yourself to see blinders. It's different to say that. Right. Yeah.

But you know, they'll be blinders. I'm not indifferent to. No, no, no. I'm not, I'm not attacking what you're saying, but I'm saying that there is, unfortunately, that is often what happens, which leads to people having bad experiences, you know. Sure. I think you're being unreasonably careful, though. I, I, I, I think it's fine to just talk about it.

I agree. I agree. I understand what you're saying, but I think it is important. Because I know that they're under attack And they're under attack for their existence In a way that not many other people are You know? I understand

I'm just saying Of them existing That's why that's why I'm like I'm trying to talk to this person directly about Sure sure sure Yeah I do understand you're there And I really really do Wish you the best in your journey as a trans person

Yeah yeah Yeah and I will cancel him out and say I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you and that Giant penis Yeah yeah you're not allowed to have I'm gonna see your dick No matter what you can't stop me

You're not allowed to have a bigger dick to me And it's pretty likely that you do That is that is I honestly feel like that is Such a big reason Why a lot of men are threatened They're like oh no This woman has a bigger dick than me

I got to get her I gotta get her before she steals my wife It's all it does is the fucking Deep Seated homosexuality I mean it's a chunk of too Conversation bias Yeah It's like oh I was gonna fuck a guy

What about those other times When I thought about fucking a guy I'm gonna kill you He must die It really is fucking bewildering Chill out brother The thing that I never understood Was that like the the premise of like

What they believe in like How they hate You know what I mean It's just like oh it's a mental illness Therefore I hate it's like that's a crazy Double thing you know what I mean Like even if it is like I don't know I have no fucking idea

You hate Down syndrome people It's like it's like What's wrong with you? Well not even just that It's just like oh so like They do Oh this person has anxiety Let's kill them

You know what I mean Like it's I just It doesn't compute with me at all. It's because you're a normal person. Even if it was what they said it was. You're a normal thinking person and you know that because most of the people, they're scapegoats, right? It's like, I'll never

forget this. I saw a pastor he's preaching all the things that he that he has a problem with. It's like all tend to command and types up. Is the video the pastor who has diary in the middle of the service? No, it's not that. I wish it was that. Oh, fuck. That video is amazing. No, no, no. This is, hold on, hold on. I'll send it to you after. Hold on. It's just, he's talking about

like, murderers. He's talking about thieves, but then when he says Sodomites, he pounds the desk. Oh, dude. Yeah, it's way worse. Derek, Derek, we're black. Pedophiles are more fondly respected than gay people. Well, yeah, I mean, the insane. The most religious person...

In your communities? What do you mean? No, well, just, it's in general. Like, the most highest religious entities are some of the biggest perverts, unfortunately, and people will completely look. Why does there so much oil on this fucking altar? This is, this is, this

This is something that I am very blessed that directly is not in my, directly interacting family on my side, right? What you mean? But there are people, there are people that I know that are, my dad, my, my dad is, my dad is many things I don't think he's a pedophile. It's me. He's many things, though. I'm not a pedophile, but I appreciate some of them.

We can't just throw away a whole group of people just because some of them are being mean. Being mean. But like I, I've seen. Just that downplaying is. That's crazy. I like, I like interactions with like the greater part of the family. It's like, you'll call out this man for being a gay person. You'll talk him down.

But this guy, we know that assaulted one of our fan members. We have him here and we're not like. It's Thanksgiving. Beating him into the floor. Family is important. And I'm like, dude, I can't be here. I literally, that's why I disconnected with like some of my grandma. And my grandmother is like, I can't even.

What is wrong with you guys? Why don't you want to get along with your uncle? Why are you insisting on making me so difficult? Feeling me up. I have a Thank God I have nothing like that I have a support No one in my directly family

I have supported from the channel And she was talking about Back when I had a discord She was talking about Being in a similar situation Like that Her mom is like Don't disrupt the family thing

Even though one of her I think it was a cousin That molested her Like you know They're both kids but still Right Right yeah And so

Yeah It literally Yeah Cousins. But there was no penises involved. Oh, well, no, no, that's not true. I think the guy was, anyway. No, the guy was, anyway, that's not the point.

So she's like, I don't want anything to do with this. You should have my back because I'm your fucking daughter. And she's like, don't disrupt the family, the old things. And it's like, you see examples like that all the time. And I'm like, yeah, no wonder why so many people are fucked up. Yeah. And then it's the idea of, you know, going back to the trans thing, I kind of went off on the, because I saw people that were so.

offended by Trump as the Pope or whatever. And I was just like, I just went off because I got so angry that people were getting mad about that. And I'm like, not the thing that I was like, even Pope Francis, the woke pope shuffled pedophiles and protected them. Yeah. And I'm like, I can't fucking. It's like they're playing Magic the Gathering with pedophiles. And then they're shuffling. It's like, this is my deck of pedophiles.

There's a strong one. I can't stand it, dude. Don't put Magic the Gathering in. Like, remember? It's a natural connection to make, I think. Let it be, man. What? The then diagram of Badging the Gathering to Catholic pedophiles is pretty...

It's pretty deep, dude. It's pretty deep. It's damn near, like, the same circle. It's almost like, you know, when you watch a 3D movie without the glasses? And it's only slightly separated? That's kind of what it's like. Oh, that's great. I hate this, dude. But yeah, I love you.

I hate everything. I'm fucking around. Good luck. I'm just joking. I'm joking. Good luck to the trans support. listener hung the hungest trans girl all of our trans listeners everybody everybody in LGBTQ

the hung ones especially especially the hung ones I appreciate you because you guys are doing good work shout out to you guys we're at there representing our fandom well y'all y'all making your big penises y'all making that futanari shit fucking all yeah that shit's whatever uh yeah let's move out whatever i yeah whatever the fuck i was saying who cares let's uh let's move on to uh We're going to read the names of our $25 and up patrons now. Remember, you can go over to Patreon.com slash the Snark Tank and do that shit yourself as well. Give us your money.

Please give it me. And then you can make me read whatever the fuck you want to make me read. It's a horrible experience for me, but you guys seem to like it. You can have him say horrible things about himself. Yeah, you got to have me say all sorts of things. Call him the, you could have him say he's the worst things in society. Say he's a pervert. Yeah.

A rapist. all sorts of things. Don't do that though. Like you could be better than that. Don't tell them what to do. You're right. You're right. Look at it.

Stand up a free speech over here. Look at it. You got a good old fashion. Free speech, absolutely. But we got Myron Gaines over here. I want to invite the worst people of society on our podcast

because I'm curious. Hearing Andrew Shultz be like, well, I remember when the president was cool and I'm like, you fucking snivey little bit. Presence never cool. They're not supposed to be fucking cool. I want to beat the piss.

Honestly, I got to the point where I saw him explain why he voted for Trump. That shit set me off, dude. I was like, oh, he's joined the Matt Walsh feeling where I was like, if I see this guy, I might actually fight him. What a fucking loser? What was his reasoning? It was like, oh, he's funny or something? Yeah, like, oh, they're not cool.

The conservatives are cool now. The cool shit's over here now. Yeah, they're so cool that like, I don't want to play Grit de Toto if it's mean to cops. I'm going to shoot up beer cans because there's a random trans person. that I never would have known unless these people brought it to my attention. Now I'm going to shoot beer cans. I'm going to get my gun waste ammo,

which is expensive now, and shoot beer. It's just losers. I'm going to defa them. The least manly people you've ever fucking seen. I'm going to defund education. I'm going to remove fucking health care from people. I'm going to attack.

That's cool. That's cool. It just makes me fucking insane. Yeah, fuck. The one, the one new. Most neutral, only beneficial channel on the... I don't want my kids learning about empathy.

I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I can't wait for Andrew Shull's mom to explode one day.

And then he's gonna be crying and be, you're gonna expect sympathy at all. Yeah. Like, fuck you. Like, go explode. I think I would, uh, I once saw a, uh, take a nap on the train tracks. I once saw a thing on, uh, I don't know if this is right. This way. I hope this is not right.

This way. I hope this isn't real, but I saw a guy, like, it was a Japanese that he was beating off behind newspapers, and then he would run up to girls and bust on him. And I'm like, I hope that was fake, because I saw this one. I was like in middle school. I'm like, I hope that's not real. That's terrifying. I actually want to do that to Andrew Saltz. I hope this is terrible.

I'm going to co-opt it. That is crazy. That is like, that is like al-Qaeda to ISIS. They were like, these guys are suck. You guys want to go jerk off on Andrew Shultz? You're goddamn right. That's crazy. We just bombard him with shots.

Bukaki Andrew Schultz early in the day. Look, I really do believe you can't be a comedian and endorse a politician. Like, I just don't think you, like the reason Carlin works so well is that he spoke out,

and by the way, he'd never endorsed anybody. No, of course not. Which is kind of the point. I think you can. Like, you're just kind of a politician at that point. Yes.

Yes. But what happened is that these comedians want to fucking take these stupid ass fucking steps into journalism. Why? Why? Because if you're going to be a journalist, you have to have some form of integrity.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like, chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like, I get a stomach ache every time that I eat.

And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach cake every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation. plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

and she replies with a low Listen So we sat there Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet Can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place

You should at least And comedians famously Like they're not supposed to Like you're supposed to be able to You're supposed to say Whatever you think Right We'll get a reaction out of a crowd

Right You're arguably like The least principled The people You're talking You're just like Like some of you are But even to the extent that they were, they would still not overstep this line of being like, oh, I'm a journalist or like I'm going to fucking interview Obama or something. Take me seriously. Like fucking Joe Rogan and all this dumb shit. I think you're allowed to do that. I think you're allowed to do that, but also you have to understand that. Comedians think they're cool now and they were never supposed to be. And the idea that they think of themselves as cool is so uncool. It's unbelievable.

They're like, we're rebels. Like you rebel on my dick. They're like the, they're like the tip of the spear. for like a culture and shit. Like Joe Rogan is largely responsible for a lot of that shit. Remember what he was saying to Cat Williams? Like man, there's only like 200 of us. It was so special. Do you know how many people I've met in my life

that are fucking funny? That's why it's like... It's egregious. Cat Williams was being so respectful. Oh yeah, you could tell. Compared to him the way he acts sometimes. And Cat Williams is also crazy. That's what's insane about that.

Right, right. Like Cat Williams is off his fucking rocker. And even he was like, yeah. Yeah. Like what are you saying in that moment? Okay, Joseph. Okay. That reminds me when I forgot his name, Jesse Lee Peterson, when he said to me, he was like,

oh, that's why like racism no longer exists. And I'm like, what do I say to that? I'm just like, yeah, yeah. You spoke to him personally? Yeah, I had an interview with him. We talked about this one time. You didn't consume him? No, I didn't know who he was before, prior.

And I was really upset that I didn't watch the content because I was just like, I'm willing to talk to anybody at that point. I was just like, I'll talk to anybody. I don't give a shit. and then when I talked and I was like oh my this fuck first of all

when I saw his face I was like oh my God like because like I didn't really any that doesn't matter but long story short I was like this guy sucks

holy fuck and I'm like I wish I would have because it could have been it could have been gold if I would have knew who he was prior I didn't know he was

he was a fucking insane guy I don't know what's wrong with him necessarily yeah I'm not sure but definitely a few things I thought he was I damn near thought it was

I damn near thought it was Julian Casablancas strokes vibes I was getting from this from this guy man like it was truly insane he like I almost feel like bad because I don't even know if he's like legitimately stupid or if he's just like a consequence of some brain injury I actually I'm a

like I'm actually with you 100% Yeah it's like he fell out of it's like he fell out of a helicopter while playing football Or something just some insane Whatever then I gave him a show Yeah anyway let's let's read the comments They gave the freaking monkey Make a wish

Guy You want to fucking show Let's read Let's read the The names Count me down Three I'm gonna piss my names

Go ahead Oh yeah We're already Delta Gamma Oh fuck Delta Gamma I was a conservative Then I watched Chris

Now I hate Florida Well you'll have a grand time And Grantedthththth Oh shit You get to wreak havoc on Florida That's the best The best version of Florida For all you can turn off

Oh my shit My clothes are in there Just like kick them out of the fucking way I forgot to clean up I was conservative, then I watched, I read that already, hashtag alt-left pipeline, Colin Moriarty, Columoriariariari, user guildmaster, male, Molly Malibu, Colchedra Edras,

should let the AI read names at 1% volume and 3x speed name reading rule, technically honored. Callumoriyari, what the fuck is that? What? I don't even... That's... I don't even understand what I'm...

I think that's an Among Us character. Is it? I don't know what to... It's an Among Us. Somebody somehow fit a fucking entire drawing into a fucking character. So I don't know what to... I can't read that, literally. Is that literally a photo of Columariariariari holding a...

It is. Collin Moriarty, I'm going to kill the president with a mortar. Ooh. If I was a gay man, I would suck a, suck a, suck a, suck a, suck a dick all day long. I'd suck a dick. Classic. Oh my God. What do you think about that, Derek?

I love metal so much. It's interesting, man. It's nice to, uh... I like to... I like hearing you open up. Interesting, me. You know what I mean? Good talk, man.

Yeah, you have anything you're working on? More gay shit. I like gay music with gay dogs and gay cats and gayness. My wife's white. That's great, Derek. I'm glad you're opening up on this podcast finally. You usually seem a little bit rigid and afraid to open up and

I'm glad we've reached this point. Christians. Kingston, my boy, why your coho is so gay? He would ask that probably. He would ask that. Two rats in a trench coat. Chris Raygun, Chris Reagan, Chris Reagan, Chris Ray Gay. Chris Raygun, Chris Raygun,

butt gay, Chris Gayrun, Chris Reagan, Colin Moriarty. He's going to be at my wedding probably, unfortunately. Who? My dad. Oh, really? That's exciting. Get to meet him.

You're going to be one of the groomsmen, so yeah, probably. Oh, God damn it. J.D. Vance. Sorry. J.D. Vance killed the Pope with Foxx. Sweeney doing a singular moon transformation into evil Sweene. Conroyardy called Chris a wank droog. I don't know what that means.

Grazie is pronounced. Grazie. Oh, I see. But American wops hate pronouncing the last vowels in words and just say everything wrong. I mean, Puerto Ricans do that too. Yeah. Like Caribbean Hispanics. Estas?

It'sta in Puerto Rico. Como et ta? Etoe? I'm sorry? Yeah. Berserker Broly's big bouncy backside. I can't speak to my own family. This is crazy.

I don't care. It's really bad. The way I sound now. This guy. I don't care. I love saying that. Homo estas. Homo estas.

It's you. It's me. I don't, wait, how would I say, I am gay? I'm gay. I'm so, yeah. Yo, I'm a dick. I'm a, a d'clock.

What is, what would you guys say? I know it's verga. Verga is binga. The Sloker 2, why so derpy? Stone Cold, Jane Austen. Jane Austen

Yeah Who's that? I don't know Some woman She wrote like a bunch of books I think Oh Jane Austen Yeah I think she wrote

Agatha Christie I don't know What the fuck that bitch is I don't know Jane Austen wrote like Some fucking woman book Some woman Like pride and pran

I don't know A scholarly letter or some shit Yeah some Austin with an E What the fuck Yeah right She's a bleeder That's all I know

Oh god she's an old one Yeah she's old 1775 What the fuck Yeah, yeah. They had them writing at that time. That was back when they were burying the... What was their books?

What was their books? She was a most standard-looking white person ever. Is it like little women or something? Let's see. Small women looking at the street. Small women. Created characters. No, don't show me the characters.

Show me the fucking books. Here, let me look at a list. Tiny women's walking down the street. Tiny women. Tiny women. My, my. Sense and sensibility. Emma.

Jane Austen Oh, she's Pride and Prejudice Oh, I said that, okay Yeah, you were close That was one of them that I said I guessed all over the math That's so funny I didn't know any of this

It feels like it's kind of like historically important Kind of Well, we're not women So we don't need to read that shit That's good point It's not quite as important to us It's not for us at all

Yeah, unfortunately It's like therapy or something It's like therapy or something Um Derek's salty scrotum sauce Oh, I'm Kingston's dad Ching Chong chikikip chopsticks Aw

Just like you dad Look at me. I hate the Asians. Look at me. I'm Kingston's dad. Spot on, dad. Spot on. I fucking hate Jackie Chan.

Spot on, dad. I think he does his little gay flips and shit for no reason. Why does he always say uncle? I don't get it. I don't understand why anybody thought he would be fun to animate at all. Why even make a show about him specifically when it could have damn near been any one of them? Just the most racist tirade for no reason. I don't understand why do they, what's with the gongs?

Why can't they use bells like everyone else? Yeah, what can they use bells like regular, pristine westerners? Western white people and also blacks as well because I'm black and it would be weird if I hated me. Yeah, I don't hate me. I don't hate me. I love me. I hate my son, but I love me. I hate my son, but I love my son.

My little baby boy, I love him. I don't like him, but I love him. I don't approve of his methods or his ideology or anything he does, but I love him because he's my blood and blood is thicker than water. Anyway, what's wrong, son? You guys done? You guys done, please. Say something, son.

Speak up, boy. I really thought my son was dim. I didn't have my glasses on, so I thought he was just a pile of fish, but I realized that he just smelled like a pussy. It's easy to get my son and a pussy confused. Imagine saying that to your son. I didn't know break their spirit. And it's not a joke.

And not a joke. He's not even an earshot is hearing you fucking. That's broken spirit right there. Your son's fucked. You have to kill your dad, actually. You got to hear your dad in combat. To be able to break free from being like a pussy, you have to kill your dad.

My little fat stupid pussy-smelling baby boy. Kingston Shane Jaberson. I named him after shame, but I misspelled it. Shame is crazy. Kanye West's new version of flashing lights called bashing. Oh, no. That's look. Bam-p-pah-pam-pam-pah-bamp-pah.

What if he did just like a remix of all of his old? Imagine a video. You remember the video, right? Yes. But instead of that in the trunk, it's a Jewish person instead of Kajah. It's just a Larry David. If you don't believe in Jewish stars. But you believe in Jews and cars.

Darius Potter and the Gobol of the Penny, all gooners fire at will. Glaze their Mangroar, their Randy rears. Fuck, I love that song. Colomoriardi. Domo Nation. Collin Moriarty, Derek Notchov and is innocent, has a free him, stray pub in the Europe. Oh my God. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with

pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead,

then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents

when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much,

just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full.

Hershey's. It's your happy place. I'm sorry, just the line where I hate these niggas more than a Nazi. I'm just thinking about that. I hate these niggas more. I just, oh man. It can have so many more different meanings now. Dog, there's so much plot there.

You want to make that? You want to make that parody? We can't release it. We can't do it. It can't. I can't see the line. We can't waste time on it. We can make it,

though. It'll be for fun. No point. No point. Derek not chauvin is innocent as a group of straight pub in the urinal. Call Moriarty. Ricky Berwick posted a real calling Elon a Nazi and most of the comments were saying he turned woke. I mean,

I don't know, man. At a certain point. Wait, who's that? Ricky Berwick, which is hilarious. So Ricky Berwick just said the obvious thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate him.

Look, I'm sorry. Like, I don't know what to, like, you have to be stupid not to know. You have to be incredibly. At a certain point, I can only not see, no pun intended, I can only not see so much. Nice. You know? Yeah, I can only not see and not know. Like the people that he follows, the posts that he interacts with, the things that he's gone on record are saying, the political parties that he openly supports, the people who are in charge of the political parties that he openly supports.

Not even American-wise, but in fucking Germany where there's literally a next Nazi party trying to fucking do shit. Yep. I don't know what to tell. Gaining ground right now. If that's not a Nazi, then there is none. There's no such thing. No such thing. And either way, even if he wasn't, he's a piece of shit.

Yeah. And I'm going to throw a party when he dies. Like, very clearly. If you don't want to call it Nazism, then just say he's a fucking massive cunt. Yeah. Either way, you're weird for not. He's a racist cunt. I think he absolutely is a fucking person that, like, thinks that shit is funny to

entertain people. And I think he's dumb enough to be co-opted by that mentality. No, I think he believes it. I think he's... There's too many instances. Like, you know, it's not funny to just go out of your way to unbanned Andrew England. and like as one of your first things that happened Twitter.

Like, oh, the guy that owns the Daily Store, Mur. It's just funny. No, like, most people don't even know who he is. So it's like, you're going out of your way to help somebody out that you personally admire. Yeah. I wish people understood from like a base standpoint

that like, there's a miscalibration, I think, of like how people talk about this because I think people see like, oh, oh, Chris and Derek and these guys, they went woke because they called the non-a-Nazi, as opposed to asking the question, or framing it is like,

damn, even they are calling him a Nazi. Right. Why would that be? Yeah. You know what I mean? Why do they think he's a Nazi? Yeah.

Instead of asking that, like, it's always like they went woke instead of like, damn, he's gone too far even for these people who have been typically fine with like jokes and fucking around. 100%.

So there must be something to that, no? No. Nope. That should be the question that you're asking. Nope. They took the road of the people that they watch on a daily basis are never wrong.

Yeah. Have never been wrong and never will be wrong. Everything they say is always correct. And I'm like, you're a fucking retard if you think one person

could get something right every day. Yeah. Like, stupid. That's the part that gets me. It's like hearing them argue, hearing them like rebuttal and being like,

I think, like, oh, I think it's a good idea. It's like, bro, you don't have any of this person on? Are you your own person? Do you have any,

you have any function up there other than just throading this person? Nope, rhetorically. Fuck no. of course not. Like, I would be, I would be like,

I would like, what do you not agree with what he did? What do you not agree with? They're goddamn And they'd be like, uh, nothing.

They're fucking pickmen. Yes, they are. It's literally that. Like they're fucking lemmings. Useful. Cafflings, whatever the fuck you want to call them.

Fuffling. They're useful idiots. They are, we cannot be in in this horrible shape that we are without the useful idiots. Yeah.

I think firmly that Elon is a Nazi. I don't throw that word around at all. Lightly at all. lightly. slightly based on even just my history and the stuff that I've made you know this so the fact that I'm pointing it out you did it should be a problem yes for you to not

acknowledge it would be yeah and by the way I say that as somebody's like I don't even think Trump's a Nazi I think Trump's a fucking drifter who just doesn't he's an opportunist yeah he's clear like I don't think he believes in a lick of what he said dude some of these like interviews that he's doing yeah where he's just like he clearly doesn't care he doesn't know what the fuck's going on no his dementia he's also saying like I don't know if I need to follow the Constitution. I don't even know what the job is. Now that I think about it, I think we don't need $30. I think

$2 is fine. He coughs my hairball. He literally has dementia. The way he talks, the way he acts, where he moves and walks around. Oh, this guy's demented. We're just so confidently ignorant and I just don't see how like those people see like, are you, why are you not concerned about this guy that has the most powerful job in the world

theoretically and you're fine with him not knowing most important things. I would just be embarrassed to be a fan. You know what I mean? Like my ceiling is so low that for people not to, for people not to pass it, for people not to reach the bar that I've set

is truly crazy. Yeah. Because all I really want is for people to not be like an unapologetic, unquestioning fan of this guy. Right. That's it. And for people not to be able to reach that is crazy.

Sucks. It's embarrassing. Yes, it is. Anyway, Call him more. Already, call him. Wimphrey, Cawrhy, Cromerite, Coulmory, Rufre. This podcast makes me feel bad.

I'm going to take it on on my roommate's dog. Too bad. That's crazy. Take it out in your roommate, not the dog. Loser dog. Loser dog. Loser fucking dog in harms away for no reason. You don't even have a job or nothing.

Fuck them. Freeloading piece of shit. I love whenever I can be really fucked up in Fort and I'm like, that guy's cat is dude. Roses are red, sweet as a bot, pretending to be Kanye's cousin, so he slobers my knob. Call him. right in my ass is full of piss.

I don't call the bot. I'm so not bot-like. I'm always doing some stupid. Yeah. That's pretty bodish. It's pretty modest. Aw. My little robot boy.

You're a little robot. Just like that little Robert William's film about robots. What's it called? You're a little machina. You're a little machina boy. I think it's called. It might be called robots now that I think about. Colin Moriarty,

the custody battle, Kurt Cobain, POV, Colleen Moriarty. Nice. Colin Moriarty. Kingston's dad convinced Kanye to be anti-Semitic. Damn. Jack W.F.M.

Super ultra-Megra. Super ultra-mega dumb, stupid and idiotic Beatles go in X-Games mode against some gay bug invasions. And I say, hey. Cool game. And I say, hey, it's a buddy boy kind of day.

That's not bad. Justing a log and fuck some game. and get along with each other's holes. Holes. Killed. If you actually made a song like that, if you sung that in Jamaica, you'd be stoned.

They would kill you for sure. Do you think so? They don't have to you really, really, really, really, really fast. They would stone you. Are you saying that Jamaica has a problem with homosexuality? Name an island that doesn't. Japan? Well,

It's better to be It's better to be like A feminine dressing Like feminine than being like I'm openly gay in Japan That's true yeah Like straight up Like being openly gay in Japan

Is like a pariah Yeah yeah They send the police now To cut you with samurai swords You some guy walks in I love the idea That they Yo

Yo! Wait Yo! I fucked it up Yo I fucking nailed it in the last episode It's like that fucking guy You played

Seko, right? Yeah. That guy that fucking launches from the sky, from the moon or whatever the fuck? Yeah. I got to play that game again. I love that shit. Yeah, actually it's been probably since 2019, yeah. I think actually like playing Claire Obscure has been making me want to play it because of all the pairing. It's like making me think about it. That's interesting.

Yeah. Dude, pairing the combos in Claire is like, dude, this is a 7-8 combo. Bitch, leave. Bitch die. I do hate... I do hate that, like, when I'm counting a new enemy, I'm like, fuck. Here we go. Because I just like... Let's see how to go.

I'm gonna fucking mix it up. They're gonna trick my ass by starting fast and... For me. For me, you can't get it right for the first time. The paintbrush motherfucker is the one that do the twirl and then punch. I can never guess because I never know when the hits coming. I'm like, bro, what is this not a fast move at all? I'm just getting hit every time.

You know what's brilliant about that game, though, is that like you can dodge instead. And because dodging is a more familiar window, or it's like a more forgiving window, it'll tell. you like, oh, dodge and then perfect. So it'll tell you basically like you can learn how to parry based on just dodging. Yeah. Because like, oh, if it's a perfect dodge, that's when I should parry. It's fucking really smart. That's cool.

And what I also like is that it's unlimited. Like, meaning that, say like, the way that I would have made it is like you only get one chance. So if you spend it early. I think I would have had like separate AP for dodging and paring. Something like, I would have been like my thought. But like maybe I would have been wrong because apparently the game's fucking super sense.

I kind of feel like I'm cheating. where I sometimes jump the gun way too early. But then I can just reset and I can do it again. And I'm like, that feels like I shouldn't be able to do that. It lets you break it. And I appreciate that. I love that.

Because my build right now is fucking really, every time I parry, I get like a fucking AP. Every time I dodge, I heal. Yeah, every time I do damage, I heal.

I got that fucking stupid ass katana with Muriel. Merell? And it starts on vicious mode. Yeah. And I'm like, this shit is so virtuous mode. I say vicious mode Because that sounds better

You said Muriel and vicious Merle and vicious Because vicious sounds better Than me Where's Darrell? Where's Darrell? Is he over with fucking Zombie

Young zombie Hirschol? Bro, I was laughing So hard That was a good I cut a few Things from Since I was Since I was taking

So long scabbing in the episode I cut multiple things Oh for the Yeah Because I was just like Might as well While I'm here Cut like I should be doing

anyway Young zombie herichel is a good bit. That was fucking funny. That's a clip worthy, I think. Yeah. It's so stupid. Anyway, Colin Moriarty. Time travel life hack.

Wouldn't it be easier to just cut off baby Hitler's hands so he couldn't see Kyle and make art? That would be interesting. Actually, that's a good... Why don't you cut off his head? So, I mean, what you're asking basically is that you're trying to kill his hands. Yeah. So the question is, would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler's hands? Yes.

I would absolutely kill him. I wouldn't do it, but like... I talk. I get talked into it 100% actually Yeah, yeah, it wouldn't be. Like, you know what I would do? I'd have to see the world afterwards. I would, I would kill his hands by just tying like a rope over them.

Shoe streets way too tight. And then they eventually die. And then, you know, when the parents, by the time the parents find it, the hands are useless. And then there's a brick where his head was. Okay. Kill it, kill him anyway. Conroyardy, uh, you forgot to read my name. Uh, big meaty stinks.

Jesus, he fucks me and he knows I'm tight. Gainisus is. Conradie. Andy, the man who's handies. He's here and forever dandy. Kingston's dad invented 4chan. Aw. I would have read it, but construction paper and racist.

I remember 4chan was kind of an instant place when I wasn't on it, and I'm like, holy shit. I actually genuinely never went on Fortune. I went on it, like, my entire life. I hated the way it looked. Like the web design of it bothered me because it looks like... It's like ancient web design, that's why. Well, it looked like the construction paper that you'd see in, like, fucking art class in, like, first grade. And it bothered the hell out of me for some reason.

I've only been on it, like, actually... Because I would just see post outside of it, but I went on it one time because I think it was Turkey Tom sent me a link. Oh, yeah. And there was a post. I still don't remember what they called me. But like it was like some racist white people that were. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman.

And I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health. Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back.

If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right.

back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place.

It had a problem with me and Jojo. Oh, yeah. But there was a term for it. remember what it was. I might have something to say about that as well. Yeah, I mean, probably. Yeah, he hates race mixing. Even though he's mixed race himself, fucking lunatic ass motherfucker. Well, you know what they say. You hate what you know. You hate what you? Crazy ass nigga. I was like, why do you speak Spanish? Like, oh, my mom's from Cuba. And I was like, shut up. But you don't like Mexican? Shut up. I was like, what are I? My dad would be a good guess actually. I think he'd be a good

guess. He would just assault one of us. What do you mean? He was assault one of us. What do you mean? He's already here. It's me, the guest. My dad walks out of that, he's the same color as it. Oh my God. Like the backwards of Homer coming out of it? You rang. I'm here, son.

I'm here, son. He puts them at his car in a seat. Shuff you out of his seat. Smashing, Smashing Blumpkins. Pete Smoker. Colin Moriardi, kids. Colin Moriardi, I'm better than you, Rick.

Dave Blunt's getting stuck in an elevator. Parentheses real. I miss the old Kanye. Slava my knob, Kanye. Throat. It just ends. Dave Blunt's stage dive tsunami. Yeah, it would be.

This is blood tsunami. He staged. Mail or goon. Everything is like, everything's displaced all the moment. He's skinny. Like, oh, it's getting pulled back. And he's like,

Kingston, what do you think is the most glup shito character in Star Wars? Lop Shido character. Yeah, you know what I mean, brother? The character that would be glubshed of. Yeah, that would be salacious crumb. Salacious crumb is definitely up there, man. Slatius crumb is a fight. That is such a crazy name.

I really want to skin him. I want to skin Salacious foam. I hate him so much. What is it like? What are you doing? Yes, finally. My salacious crumb pelt. I hate Slagious scum. I've procured it from an investor.

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