The Snark Tank - #325: Remembering Antoine Dodson

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

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Damn near. These things are so cool. My friend had one. Shit, I hadn't seen her. It was like 09 or something. Oh, damn. And I crashed. That's, those are, 2009.

That's Antoine Dodson time. I guess a little pre-Antoine Dodson Yeah, because he was like 2011, I feel like, right? Who is that? Antoine Dotson, you remember him? Not at all. I just saw like those guys there still exist. Yeah, the Autotune the News guys?

Shmoioho or something? Sure, whatever you say. I don't know who the one they are actually. The Auto Tune the news guys. Remember them? But you remember Antoine Dotson. No, I wasn't on internet like that yet. Well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park.

Oh my God. He's driving in your windows. He's snatching your people up. Trying to rape him so you all need to hide your kids. Hide your wife. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Hide your wife.

Hide your wife. And hide your husband because they raping everybody out here. You don't have to come and confess. We're looking for you. We're going to find you. We going to find you. So you can run and tell that. Run and tell that.

Run and tell that. Home boy. Home, home. Home boy. And then he died shortly after that. He died, actually. Yeah, he was raped by a goose. Yeah.

What were the Star Trek podcast? What was the Star Trek podcast? The only show where Antoine Dotson is still talked about. I think that is a true statement. I remember that. I remember the Hydrake and I was like, this is stupid. Yeah. Of course it was stupid.

And I remember like, oh, this is this sort of fun. Because I was back when Vine started, I just started. Yeah. And Vine was a little, slightly, slightly before. Yeah, two years. It predated, yeah. Have you watched Vines after like in the more modern sense? Yeah.

Schizophrenic. Of course. There's only six seconds. I know, but it's even like, I was like, how can I follow these once upon a time?

I really liked Vines at the time. And I think I still do ultimately because it's, there's like no commitment necessary. You know what you're in for. It's not like a TikTok where you started and you're like, oh,

this might be five seconds or six minutes. Well, I learned, I think when it's past a minute, there's a little slater at the bottom. But still, if it's under a minute, you don't know.

Yeah. And that's what, upset to me. Yeah, five seconds and 45 seconds are two very different things. And I would like to know, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think that you had to like, there was a lot of stuff where, like, I think you had to be quick and improvisational and a little bit more, um, you had a box that you had to

think outside of a little bit with, I think most vines, obviously like most, like most content are stupid. Right. I think it's like most YouTube videos suck. I think about Vine is that vine let too many pieces of shit into the condigators sphere. Like far, far, far. far too many.

I don't know. I think it was just easier for them to just just almost, I don't want to say authentically, but I can't think of a better word right now because since it's a six second flash in the pan, some good looking white boy just boom, doing something stupid like that. You just boom,

and then everyone's like, oh, it's so fucking funny. And then they just follow them. Like, you don't have, there's no time for, oh, that's clever, that, you know, that's not,

that didn't rise to the top. Yeah. So I didn't know any of those, most of the Viner invasion of YouTube. I had never seen any of those people prior. Yeah. To be fair, I also, I didn't get on TikTok until it just about shut down. So I was super late to it. That's pretty funny.

I was like, oh, I'm kind of starting to get into this. And then it was gone. Hold on. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold the fucking phone. You want to take this? You had extra time.

We started late today. I thought as long as I got this. Huh? I was late because I got this. I didn't make breakfast. Wait. So you would have been extra late. Oh, I made breakfast?

Yeah, that's why I didn't make breakfast. I'm so confused by this. You had an extra 20 minutes. Yeah, and I was waiting for this. No, this is exactly what I was saying. It's like I have an extra 20 minutes. I'll be spend it somewhere else, so I'm still late. It's crazy.

I was waiting for this. No, you, there's no excuse to be late when you, You should have been here at 1130, be an extra 20 minutes to not be late. So he should have been able to get food. I was waiting for this. You were waiting for 20 minutes for a wrap? Yeah, I had to get it delivered. So I had to wait for him to get there to my house.

You got it delivered. Well, yeah. I didn't go up the street. I came straight here. So I was like, oh, I'm going to orders and get it brought here. And then it took a little later. I was like, oh, man, well. Whatever, man.

Whatever. It's just like. He's living. He's actually living. He was going off. He's trying to protect you. That gay-ass rainbow Siri. Wait, what the fuck is that?

It's default. What? That's how that happens? It's the AI. I up, get dated, say, 18 point whatever, and that's what it is now. Are you serious? I still a little dot of the thing, but I have a old phone. Oh, what the fuck?

That looks crazy. A little bitch-ass nigger. That's unnecessary. That looks insane. You got a black woman's voice to Siri? You better respond to that, you bitch-ass nigger ho. Excuse me, I'm talking to you. Hey.

Hey. She's straight up not talking to me anymore. what's my nickname dang she's really useless you got a black woman for your for your series is that is that possible oh man it reset I don't have my nickname anymore

no they don't have a black voice it just sounded a little ghetto she just has a little attitude sometimes yeah yeah I have an Australian lady I used to but then like it reset everything apparently I don't even have a nickname anymore oh what was your nickname before it's it's not funny

oh gee mudbone or something that would have been great no it's not funny if I say it well if I say it it's just like of course you fucking immature dumb bitch but like her saying it would have that's the whole thing

it's just kind of funny that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just the F slur I'm just gonna yeah oh oh it's just the Fsler welcome to it I don't know I'm still a little upset about that I'm yeah one of peace no like I actually so I was on time

and then I got the text from him and I was like oh great I have time to go to that place that actually does take a long time but that's 20 minutes is plenty 20 minutes is insane. It shouldn't even take 20 minutes at a fucking restaurant. Unless you're at a really shitty restaurant that takes fucking hour. You know, some people do that. But this bitch-ass nigger.

Tell me, man, just... I'm going to have like some time bandits beat the piss out of you. Time bandits? Yes. What is a time bandit? A time bandit is a person that holds time. It's a group of people that really hold time precious. It's a precious thing to them. And for the people that disrespect time, they rob it from you by beating the piss out of you. So they make my life shorter by beating me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess everybody has the capacity to be a time bed in some sense. They do. So it's not like an ethereal creature is a person that is in my minute. These people take it very seriously. That's the thing. And they're the, I don't know if you remember when we were doing. This is the extra ammo guys. We have a, we have a premium show. God damn.

And then we did like a, I don't even remember how we started. We were trying to figure out, we were trying to write the rest of each. other's lives, I think. If you guys killed me immediately after the show. I did it. This dude took it there. I wasn't trying to kill you right away. Chris got teleported to the future, lived maybe six hours of terror.

It was like minutes. It was six minutes. Whatever it was. And he teleported back here to die. He loops. There's always like a copy of you that gets killed by the microwave. We have to explain it. It's not possible.

You can't explain this. He gets a teleported about a microwave. They killed on the street by an angry person. Go sign up. Go sign up for our Patreon if you want to hear it. Yeah, Patreon on a ComSys and Star Tank. A bunch of bullshit nonsense over there. Basically,

there was time bandits. That's all. That was my point. It's a good point. Time bandits, I think, rescued you or? I don't know. And then, and then, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, imagine dragon, uh, Android.

Just, just, just. Yeah, imagine droids. Imagine drag droids. Imagine drag droids. Draggoids. Dragonoid saved you. Imagine dragonoid saved you. Yours is the fucking best.

What are you saying? You're just so funny because it's shit. Mine was mundane because I actually lived a kind of semi-decent life. I was like, this is boring. I was fucking like a vampire. You're like a tree. Can we stop? because now we're just giving a summary of something that people need to pay for

I think well they they I think it'll intrigue them even more like if I was thinking of me and being on the outside and looking at him like that sounds so insane I need to listen to it yeah I'm trying to be a salesman no since this nigga's been robbing my time that's crazy this is your it doesn't work at all we're going to start off today with with a write-in or I want to start off today with a right in hot from sandwich okay Oh, cool. So sandwich rod in. This is amazing.

Good day, ethnicity's in my phone. No question today. I just wanted to inform you. You might be the first, that I might be the first person to actually be fired for my job for listening to this podcast. Oh, no. Long story short, I worked as a delivery driver for a grocery store, and they recently had AI cameras installed that will record short clips from minor things. In my case, in my case, I was going 31 and a 30. egregious. Oh, whoa. Whoa.

Yeah. Anyway, all you could hear in the eighth second clip was Kingston doing an impression of a racist, and he says the hard R three times. And with no context, it just sounds like I was listening to white supremacist media. I'm so sorry.

Anyway, I've been saying this is the fucking beginning, by the way. Amazing. Anyway, I already have a new job, so I thought you would get a chuckle out of that. Oh, good. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad you I started feeling really sad. No, you should. No, it's out of context.

A lot of things sound terrible. No, not the same. Yes. Not the same thing. Not the same thing as someone saying slurs three times. Yes, that is a bit worse. Protect your neck, man. I'm sorry.

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And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. Like you wouldn't care like say me if I was driving I'd be listening with one earbudded You know I still have one so I can hear everything

But like if I want to listen to something vulgar For what I'm saying I would protect myself in that way I'm not saying there's some people just never think about stuff like that Right Because they're just like oh whatever And then this is a very odd situation Where the camera record like that's crazy

The fact that it happened to hit Oh no it's not that weird that it would hit It's not that weird that the recording would trigger Right when he says the hard R because he says it all the time I don't say it that often anymore. You said it so often that somebody got AI clipped and fired because of it.

Yeah, that's an unfortunate situation. No, the likelihood of that is crazy. You know how many hours we record? Yeah. The likelihood of him just happening across a rare instance. No. Was it more or less the, was it the, was it the, it's probably extra ammo though?

It doesn't matter. The whole point. It does matter. This guy's name, he's sandwich, right? Yeah, yeah, it's a sandwich. Yeah, yeah, this is a sandwich. A sandwich. Do you remember what episode this was?

because I would like to isolate the... I want to know. I want to hear what that was. It's so I can really visualize your car and then like the whole scenario. Yeah, yeah, really paint the picture. I've been trying to cut down on that word in general. I haven't said it much often.

That's so crazy of you to say that. I do say it. I do say it, but like I'm trying not to say it as much. You doesn't say it as much on the podcast, but you did say it. Oh, yeah, because you can't prove that. That can all be a lie right now. There's no proof of that.

You guys is this your word against mine? That doesn't matter. Well, it's your word. It's our word actually. It's our word. You can't call me that. My name is Jim. Endward Jim.

That's pretty cool, though, to have like that as at a title. Yeah, it's real cool. Can you, um... I don't think he knows what he said. I think he's having a stroke. I think he just got it. No, it's very cool. I'm still here.

I just... I'm still. It's not given a title as a Duke or a Dutch But it's the end word If I Say if it's for religious purposes or something Like the Hard R is a very sacred in my religion Do you think they would let me change my name?

I don't think so I don't think so much Because they make like so many exceptions Like there was somebody Can you name your kid Yahweh? Yes Absolutely absolutely You can't name your kid God though right?

I don't see why not I don't think you can actually I don't think you name your kid God Maybe Yahweh I thought you just couldn't do like vulgarity or something. Yawai. Profanity or something.

Calling God Yahweh is like that's like that's like oh it's look at the Sanghili, you know what I mean? Like only a lore nerd would know that his name is Yahweh. You know, it's not like it. Nobody calls it that.

I mean, that's what his name is in the language that it was created. Yeah, in the lore. Not in like colloquial. Not in the English language. That's all you mean. That's all you mean. Like nobody, no one refers to him as Yahweh.

Crazy Christians do. Literally, literally like, but that's what I mean. The actual Christians do. Like the kooky birds. Right. So what you're saying is people who are obsessed with the lore. Yeah. They're obsessed with the lore and the lord. It's like, oh, it's an elite.

And then somebody goes like, well, actually, that's the same healing, actually. And those are the kids are. And those are the ongoing. Shut the fuck up. You get the hell away. Shut up. That's what I tell you. That's the Elyxny.

No, that's the fallen. Jerk. Lame nerd, piece of shit. Kill him. He goes a maltoff right at you. Boom. Actually, you've combusted. You're out of fire.

That's crazy. Dude, I saw a clip today on Twitter. The second I woke up, I woke up late today. My alarm didn't, I said an alarm for 11. I mean, I said an alarm for earlier, but just like I had like a second like in case of emergency alarm. And my 9 a.m. alarm went off and I was like, I'll sleep a little longer. And then just didn't go off. So I was a little bit late today.

But the first thing I saw on Twitter was this guy. He was this white guy. He was cursing out of a cop who was like on his on his street or whatever. Yeah. He's like, fuck you or whatever, get the hell out of here. And he reached down. He's like, I'm picking on my phone. Don't shoot me.

And they shot him. And then he walked. So sad. And then he, no, he didn't, like, he walked inside. No, no, no. And then he's like, he opened the door. It's like, call an ambulance asshole. So I guess he's fine maybe.

I don't know. I guess there's a minor flesh. Yeah, he might be, maybe I shot in like the angle or something. I saw, I saw, arm or whatever. Well, I saw something else. Or the brain, but he, like. But he's his powering through it. It's one of the parts of the brain that wasn't active at that moment.

Yeah, he's like, fine. Explode or some shit. Exactly. Dude, I, I don't know, man. Every, it's so rare that I see anything involving police that doesn't make me hate them more than I already do. You know what I mean? Like, I've never, I, I, so rarely see, like, anything that moves the needle the other way.

Even the nice stuff pisses me off because I know it's fake. Yeah, because it's like, it's like trying to. It's propaganda. It's like a shield or it's like, oh, well, I played basketball with these group of underage youths. I'm like, nope. I know you're visualizing shooting them. And if one of them fucking slips too fun and you'll kill him. He literally, he was like, I'm seeing his face.

He's playing all the kids are like, ah, and he's just, he's just playing. But he's so fucking angry that he has to play with these black people that he knows their targets. It's like I'm playing fucking basketball with target practice. It is like a lion playing basketball with a lamb. What the fuck is going on here? I can kill you. He doesn't even understand the concept of people really. So he's just like, wow, it's crazy that target practices are a love.

to play sports outside. I didn't know that they were Sintian. They're moving independently of the of the harness that brings it to the... He looks over at a group of kids players like, it's crazy how crazy technology is getting. You can't even see the harnesses on those targets. Fucking AI. In real, he thinks AI art is happening at him. It's crazy.

I saw some fuck shit on Twitter today. It was, um, you guys know what Mr. Gaman watches. Yeah, of course. Mr. Gaman watch, the 2D guy from the fucking, it was a tiger electronic. What the fuck? Who, what is he from? I think it was from the game and watch. Oh, it's from the game and watch?

Yeah, I don't know. There's this image of this dark skin fella in a very dimly lit room. Of course. And he's having a very, he's like having a tamper tantrum. But he's like in things that it's making the game and watch sounds in the background. And it's so yos and he responds in the gaming watch. sound. That's like, and I'm like, bro, I just woke up to this. This is crazy. That's like a Gordon Ramsey like light sprinkling of racism. It's magical. That's like that's like he's like he's black.

It's like, wait a minute. What can I do here? Wait a minute. But dude, I don't know, man. I see those videos. It's like it, it just makes me angry that they're allowed to just exist like that. Yeah. Like police officers are like, hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond. the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number

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on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low...

Listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. They're like the left for dead witch, you know? Whereas just, I feel like they're just there to, if you, if you pass them, you run the risk of just antagonizing them, even though you've done nothing, but roam past them.

Yeah. It's really infuriating. Yeah, I do understand. If they're just allowed to be left for dead witches in real life. I think, yeah. What's crazy is that every interaction I've had how what a cop, like I've, I've had good addresses with cops. in person. And that is the only reason why I don't

vehemently hate every single cop I've ever met. Because my favorite members are cops suck. I think I've only had bad interaction I've had a few good ones. I've had like three. I've had three really good ones. The only normal ones I had were around my age.

And so they weren't radicalized yet into being rabid dogs. So you can tell that they were new and they have not acclimated to the cop culture to where they want to shoot everybody and absolutely do the worst things possible. Like actually my buddy Drod, he I was really disappointed because he became a cop yeah Because this guy was he was the funny dude he was like the funny guy and then fucking in 2010

He's like oh yeah I'm gonna fucking LA Sheriff's Department and stuff Starting out in a in a in a jail though that was the first thing doing like CEO shit And I was just like he was I don't do it too easily He was talking about the things that they were doing like oh initiation type stuff if you would like be Calling the dude over and spray a bunch of pepper spray so then when he crosses the threshold he just walks in a bunch of pepper spray. They would fucking, the TV that the inmates would have, right? There's like the one TV and then they would put like door the explorer on and shit

when they want to watch the news or whatever. Just torturing them and like light torture. But enough to really, you know, their life sucks already. So they think it's the funniest thing ever. Like, oh, you're looking at these dumb words and beans, you know. And I was like so much fun torturing these people. I'm at fucking worst place. I remember this vividly because I hate fucking hooters.

But I was in, he was like, let's go to. Hooters in Santa Monica. This is what we met up. This is a cop friend of you guys? Yeah. And then I was just like... Such a cop thing to do is go to Hooters. I was so upset because I just don't like their wings.

I think they're terrible. Hooters sucks. Yeah. It's not good food and it's like the gimmick is lame also. I've been there three times. Yeah, at least be like, because there's like tit bars. If any, you know what I'm saying? Or like bikini baristas.

Yeah, like go. There's something there. But like... I love that video. That God. His smiles. I don't know how he like... He's so phonogenic too.

He is. It sucks. He's a charming smile. So what we're talking about is. We're talking about the gunicide guy. The gunicide. Who walked to, who went to a drive-through window and I guess had his, had his dick out. And then drove off into a parking lot and killed himself.

I don't know how he killed himself actually. I don't know I did either. Monica Nal about that. And I've never seen Lyle or laugh like that in my life. It's fine. sold Lyle that and I swear it's like a neuron fired that never fired. He was just crying and I was like, dude. It's funny, man.

It's funny. It's a shame because like he seemed like one of those people if he didn't off himself. He probably would have gotten some crazy opportunities because like that guy has a look. Like I want to put him in a car. He has a charming face. It's like the Jeffrey Dahmer thing with like the judge where he was like, you could have, you know. Oh, yeah. You could have been in my practice or whatever.

Like, you fucking. Like, hey, they did not say that right now. Isn't like the family of the victims here? Like, you know what, niggas? It's for the same reason that you're saying this about this guy. It's like, you just, you acknowledge. All this guy did was put his dick out. That's pretty bad.

He didn't kill multiple women. Well, I mean, I just said. I missed that. You just said it just as bad. Look, it's. Chris, there's a sliding scale here. And your, your pendulum of right and wrong is really fucking. No, hold on.

Let me make this argument. Let's let them cook. Let me saute here a little bit. So, Jeffrey Dahmer killed a couple of people, right? Sure. Quite a few. Yeah, a handful of people. This guy pulled his dick out, right?

Which means at most, like a net negative. Like, he might make some people uncomfortable, right? Yeah. Yes. That's the best thing that the gunicide guy could have done was basically nothing. Because he's pulling his dick out. Either he affects someone negatively or the person just doesn't care. is in phase. Jeffrey Dahmer

kills people. Okay. Those could have been Hitler's. You know? Those could have been also Jeffrey Dahmer's for all we know. You're not circling the square well. J. Dom was the one that would, uh, he was killing like niggas, right? I don't know. If I remember correctly? I'm sorry? Was that the right? He was killing women. He was killing women. I thought Jeffrey Dom was the one that was killing niggas. Niggas by black people or niggas by like men. I mean like, like hood niggas.

No, that was... So black men? Am I thinking of a wrong person? I think you might... Jeffrey Dahmer? Yeah. I'm just killing women. Jay Dom.

Are you thinking of Ted Bundy? No, I'm... Never mind. J. Dom's the one that's killing black kids. Or not not kids, but I think they were just... I think you're right. I'm pretty sure I am. I think I'm wrong now, actually.

I need to verify because... If there's ever a disagreement between you two, I usually go with him. Yeah, that's safe. That's a safe for back. Hold on. Let me put in Vig. I feel you didn't accidentally think... Kirby was a part of it or something?

Like, I think you have that level of dementia. He's like, Kirby was the guy who, like... You don't trust your own memories, and you're telling me that I have that level of dementia. What does that say about that should speak volume? It shouldn't. So he killed some whites, but I think most of his victims were, uh, were, uh, the, the brothers of a similar... I thought I really thought he was the, I thought he was the lady killer guy. Complexion. No, it's Ted Bundy.

Ted Bundy. The one, the, the, uh, the judge one that was like, oh, I, I would have, in a, I would have in a different life. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. I get them mixed up, I guess. Yeah,

I get white psychopaths mixed up. Yeah, T-Bun killed a lot of women. T-Bun. Why are you trying to humanize him? You're literally humanizing them. You're piece of shit. Look at he's laughing.

He's laughing his ass off. He's talking about a fucking ball. Piece of garbage. I'm sorry. I'm back in my... T-Buns. I'm back in my... T-buns is crazy.

I am in my NBA mode right now. I'm actually really happy because I haven't... I haven't paid. I've, I haven't been paying attention to sports sports as much as I I've been trying to purposely like escape reality because you know, you know, things are weird right now. Yeah. So I've been like heavily paying attention and I'm just like so locked in. You're so Negro coded right now.

A little bit. And so like everybody's got to have some sort of fucking nickname now. So it's like, yeah. Did you see the fucking the next? What the Celtics ass. I watched that game. I couldn't believe what I was watching. That was crazy.

Insult to injury, Jason Tatum goes down, ruptures his fucking Achilles. Not only did they were about to lose the game anyway, he then ruptures the Achilles going to be out for a fucking year. I'm just like, that's like, dude, you know how they say like insult to injury? Like, oh, salt on the wound. Dude, that's like fucking the wound.

Like, it was like... That's like when Aaron Rogers broke his fucking legs open in the first game that he had with the Jets or whatever. That's hilarious. I was... He was just injured before that, too, which makes it even crazy. To me, like, I think New York jet fans deserve it to.

That's good. That's what so I love like Jet. I don't know. I don't like Jets fans. I'm I don't be honest. I don't. Why? The Jets fans? They're not because they're one of those franchises that like I feel like they're like the Mets where I'm like, dude, stop. Stop, stop it. What are you doing? It is crazy. You got you got there's some real New York. You get up. Stop it. That's this all like. I try. I mean hard. I tried. I try. Truth, hard truth. What we got? Neither the giants or the Jettets are like actually a New York team.

What do you mean by that? Because they both, their stadium is in Buffalo. Not Buffalo is in Jersey, both of their stadiums. They share the MetLife or whatever, the meta, whatever the fuck that's called. They share the stadium in Jersey. The actual New York team is the Bills. That's the actual like New York State team. Yeah.

I guess they are pretty, but I mean, I guess good for the bills because they're actually doing well now. Yeah, they have been a good team in like 25 years. But yeah, whatever. I don't know. To me, it's just like there's just like some teams that are always like the shunned cousin The number two Yeah and I'm like all right

The punching bag I tried That's clippers for a while Clippers or have been contenders For a long time But they could just never get over the hump And then that was that was what you're called That was Golden State for a while too

Yeah They were they were For a while Golden State took over They fucking four fucking They ruined basketball They ruined modern basketball actually But it's like hey you know it It's not their stuff

And Clay yeah They ruined modern basketball I love I love seeing them play The splash that's that's me Because I'm short as fuck Look at this pussy This boy's like Oh man I hate

I'm trying to care I hate fun I hate fun stuff It's like about a green robot And a blue bitch Yeah I was right back in here Speaking of sports

Speaking of sports By the way my argument is like If you kill people You might be saying To be saying it's a blue bitch Medea Ablongada wrote And he says Hey Denizens

Of the Fsler capital of the world Oh Nice Remember We talked about this in the last episode We did Long Post And not a quote

question, but fun fact about the guy who hit the home run during that hot mic video. Nick Castellanos has a history of hitting home runs at comically hilarious moments. They consist of during the apology for the home for a wicksler. During the on-air eulogizing of a World War II veteran who died two days before. During the discussion of a DUI committed by one of the coaches for the Phillies. During a tribute to fallen service members, there's a lot of veteran related. He's a killer. While the sportscasters were

talking about a Phillies coach who suffered a stroke. What's going out with the Phillies? Somebody's poisoning though, dude. What are the Phillies? Is that Philadelphia? Really? Yeah. Duh. The New York New Yorkers, basically, is the team. I mean, a New York Knickerbockers. Yeah.

What'd you say? What did you say, sir? Yeah, but those are pants, though. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Scrubbockers. a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy.

Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. and she replies with a low listen so we sat there listening

that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place but that's a New York that was a New York thing no no you're thinking of

Orville Redenbocker the popcorn Or the New York Mets We get it immediately Orvo Rett and Bocker Sorry good No

If you bobbled You bobbled Fucking little one That nigga sounds crazy now. His voice is destroyed. He's so fried. He's like permanently fired. Louis.

He literally sounds like that. He strings together sentences that are still coherent sentences, but his voice is destroyed. I want to help. John Morant. Is that him? Yeah, he just, he talks like that. And I was like, oh, my God. He's like, somebody slowed him down.

He's not quite where Swinney was in that one laughing segment, but he's, He's still coherent, but it's so slow and fried. He's used so much lean. I hate how much I hate, I hate, I hate how much he's used and he's still fine. He needs a transfusion. It really bothers me. I think he'll die if you had a blood transfusion. If you're probably like half lean right now.

If you gave somebody his blood, they would turn it to grimace. They would instantly become grimace. They'd like, uh, uh. Is there still more? Yeah, there's more. That's crazy. Yeah, there's more than that. I hate to be that guy.

I'd hate to be grimm. So while the sportscasters were talking about a Phillies coach who suffered a stroke, a walk-off, a walk-off game-winning hit on the day baseball legend Willie Mays died against the team he played for. Epic. That's crazy. That's insult to injury. Two hours before Trump got shot. That's crazy. Two hours after Biden.

dropped out of the 2024 election. And finally, a home run on 9-11. That's awesome. I like how that was the last one. He's a killer, bro. This man is a real-life harbinger, and it's incredible. Yeah, that is... That's weird.

It makes me think of how many people have weird stats like that. Yeah. Or is this just really rare? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. I feel like there are some people to have some, like, some names on the board. Like, I've done some... Because it's a video of a guy that, like,

that took a picture during 9-11 Like he took a picture He was like out there This out of the time He was like taking a picture Yes And then there's another picture

Of him looking at the building Falling And he's like I was gonna take another And it's him smiling again And it's like Is that real though? I don't And you know what I mean

It looks to The quality to be actually real But it could be I don't know if I believe that That's too modern GPPVV now That's GGB Chad GGBGB

Chad GBB GBR O GROC Oh GROC GROC Don't you have to pay for that or something? I guess. I don't know.

I think so. I ain't doing that. Yeah. I'm paying for that shit. Very stupid. Fuck that nigga. When will all the dumb people be gone? And Google be like, hey, bro.

What would? What the fuck? What would chat? What did you say again? When will all the dumb people finally be gone? When will all the dumb people? So actually finally or just the other one? It's funny.

I like that rock shit. When will all the dumb people be gone? Let's see what it says. It's a fair question to ask when you're frustrated with ignorance or poor decision-making, but the reality is dumb this often a loaded or overly simplistic way to describe complex human behavior. Shut up. What a dumb robot. Shut up, nigger.

Is chat jvety a free app? Yeah. I'd never downloaded it. Yeah, you can pay for a version of it that does more stuff. Like, say, if you want to render a bunch of shit or whatever, like, uh... That AIR or whatever? Yeah, I don't care about that shit. Yeah, you have to, like, pay for it.

or something like that. Chat, GBT, why my Wii is so big? Why it's so big? Actually, it could give you a good answer. I wanted to,

I wanted to mention this just because it's so ridiculous. Yeah. So HBO Max rebranded back to HBO Max again. Nice. They changed it to Max years ago

for like, I think, three years of Max, like 2022, something like that. Yeah. They were like, we're max now, you know?

because HBO why would we want to be attached to HBO it's got a pedigree for success The thing that everybody knows Yeah the thing that everybody knows It has a sterling reputation Fuck that And everybody was like

Why are you doing that And so they changed it back The thing that frustrates me about this Is that you know some dude At like a marketing firm Or like some dude at the company I paid a lot of money For suggesting this

And then going through with it Right? Yeah And now it's back. And now he's got six houses probably. Yeah. For making a decision that it didn't make sense of the first place. Yeah.

That's, yeah. It's, it pisses me off because I, I so desperately would love a job like that where you just do almost nothing. Yeah. And then you remember,

oh, fuck, we have our quarterly meeting. I got to come up with something. Yeah. And then this dumb piece of shit was just like, oh, um, you know,

I think we'll get a significant bump if we, uh, rebrand with, uh, HBO max. And then some asshole was just, that's brilliant. Give this man,

race. Like, all right, let's go to, to the child hooker fucking line or something, you know, like, the, yeah, yeah, the rich people have. Yeah, you know, the child, the child hooker have. All the fucking CEOs and COOs and all those fucking board member people. Yeah. Oh, let's go to the children cauldron section where we can cook and eat them and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I'm just like, I mean, I don't want to do that, but I do want the salary. Every Fortune 500 company does have a children caldron. I, I, uh, located in their headquarters is a big, it's an empty, big empty gymnasium. with the cauldron in the middle of it. I'll be honest, man. They push kids into it like empty gymnasium. They're pushing kids into that like Batman pushes jokers into vats.

Yeah. You know. Jokesters. I wouldn't be surprised to be honest. Shit's weird. It's just so weird. I mean, that Bohemian Grove thing is so fucking weird.

What's the Behemian Grove thing again? It's like some camp that's close by San Francisco every year. Mm-hmm. The most rich and powerful men, exclusively men, meet up in this camp. And then they worship a giant owl. called Mollick

And it is called They do with a ritual Called the cremation of care Where they're purging all of their cares And stress and stuff So they go there to relax And fuck each other And then they burn a human effigy

That is care It's a real thing People sneak in every once in And then they capture footage of it And the funny thing Is we know about this Because of Alex Jones He was one of the first people

To sneak in a long time ago And it is a real thing 100% real Yeah And there's a great fucking clip of uh richard nixon talking about the bohemian grove and he's like i'm not going to that faggy event or something he uses the word faggy and i was just like that i love that rich nixon yeah that's hilarious like it's a bunch of queers or something yeah it's a bunch of

fucking rich and powerful dudes fucking each other dressing up in like uh uh cloaks and stuff like literally they're doing crazy like what what uh christians say satanic i don't know if they're actually religious but they're doing paganistic weird shit and clearly fucking each other. Sure, yeah, of course. And so when I say, like, I wouldn't be weirded out by, I mean, not weird. That's the wrong thing to say. I wouldn't be surprised if these Fortune 500 people or board members had some child

cauldron thing where they're actually cooking kids. Yeah. I'd be like, yeah. It doesn't not check out. You mean to go, you mean to go just to camp. You just recently became a millionaire. Like, I came into some money. I'm going to go to some camp.

And it's like, hey, we're going to do the fucking 6 p.m. But fucking. You down and you're like... There's like an itinerary. Yeah, of course. And it says... And it's a little brochure. It says 6 p.m. butt fucking.

You're like, wait, what? The event is called 6 p.m. But fucking. It starts at 7. I wonder how many people... Me just talking about the Bohemian Grove. How many people just heard this for the first time and they think I'm insane?

I genuinely... I've never heard about it. Like, sincerely. It's... It is a... Maybe I have, but it's like... My ears like glaze over kind of whenever I hear like because I'm just like, because even if it is like, okay, fine. Well, I.

What does it matter to me? I wish it. I wish that wasn't the response, but it's, it is, uh, so desensitized to where, like I said, a lot of people learning about it. And once they confirm it, because they can look up all the stuff. Yeah. If you told me that like the, the effigy came alive. You know, then I would, I would start paying attention a little bit.

I would have talked about this a long time ago. I would in fact only be talking about this. Like, nigger, this thing's, they brought up sticks to life. We should, we should start a vlog channel where we, we do a vlog every day, right? Yeah. And it's mostly about like our day to day. We like, we start, we cook breakfast or, you know, we record the show. And then after the show, we talk about also, by the way, an effigy came to life at Bohemian Grove.

And it becomes like a little documentary or like a little video essay about Bohemian Grove. Every day we talk about this. That's great. I'm in no matter what we're doing if you go to Disney if you and I go to Disney I snapped you right the fuck out of it look like you look like you ever see um you must have seen it uh black dynamite I've never seen black dynamite you've never seen black dynamite of course I've seen that movie I know he was like a lie I was like I referenced that movie um there's uh when they look because they're selling the 40s right

that are supposed to like uh you know control the population you know control the population. Yeah, so like I don't know, I've never seen it. They find out, shut up. Well, they find out that like, you know, through all that stupid like conspiracy theory thing, like they find all the connections like we were doing that one thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They find out that the 40s are shrinking. Men's dicks. Yeah. And then so they go to that one dude's house. And the way he behaves when it's showing him he's like, they show his little ass dick and he's just so out of it. And I think I cried because of like his,

the thought of your dick just shrinking. That's the worst thing that happened to you. But he's like essentially just God. Don't they go to China? Then they go to China. They're fucking trace it back further. That movie's so ridiculous. I love that movie.

Man, oh my. Man, he's the man. He's the man. But yeah. Let's get some cloaks. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the Script. a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget

or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, YN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do,

like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon.

She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. I couldn't wear a cloak.

I think we should do it. I can wear a cowl. I'm a cowl guy. I used to have a like a Harry Potter robe. Is that glass? Where? Is it? No.

A piece of this. Just fucking lodges in your finger? No, it's from this. Yeah. Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah. My skin's durable.

You said something by Harry. Oh, okay. Yeah, I had a Harry. When I was a kid, I had like a... Because, you know, kids, I don't know, man. Like, certain family members don't... At Christmas and birthday, some family members are, like, more in tune with what you like than what other people might be. Sure.

Imagine being raised by a grandmother. Yeah. And so, you know... I got an abacus once. Yeah. And so Harry Potter's big at the time. Harry Potter's huge at the time, big with kids. And so, like, the assumption is like, oh, Chris likes Harry Potter.

And I did kind of. I'm going back to that. but like I remember getting like a Harry Potter cloak in the row in in a or like a robe kind of thing. Yeah. It was like a gift. And I remember being like this is kind of a sick robe. This is kind of cool. It was a cloak.

But I'm, I'm so certain it was made of asbestos. Why? Did you feel weird? No, the texture of it was just very like. I've never felt anything like it ever since. Was it wool? It was probably wool. It was like.

No. It was wrong. Like the outside texture. it was mega wrong. It was almost like, you know, you know sometimes how, um,

you run your hands across furniture and then it'll like change the color. Yeah. Yeah. It's like that, but if somehow that could like, fuse that texture with like tall grass. If you can in your brain.

This is very deep. This is a conceptual nightmare. Sounds weird. I wonder if you could find it. Yeah. You can find that. I'm sure I could probably look it up. Buy it.

Oh my God. It's in rough shape. I bet now. Dude, I'm gonna, um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,

I'm gonna buy a, uh, jersey of a dude named Noah Knigga This is white boy 18 years old He just got into Philadelphia

How many Gs Dude it's nigger But with a K In the front His real name is Caniga But no he's fucking White as white could be

I shout out to Jordan I only Of course he sends me bullshit it every fucking day. And then every once in a while, I don't, I don't, people send me shit all the time.

I don't check it every day. Every now and again, I'll check it. Yeah, I'll check it. So I looked in and see, I was like, I'll ever see what bullshit

Jordan's sending me. And then it's a jersey signed by the dude himself. And then someone's like, ah, honey, like get my purse. You know, it was like one of those memes.

And I was like, damn, that's awesome. Yeah. I, now there is, there's a signed version. Only one I can find so far.

For 190, $11 and I can't justify getting it. But I can get one of his, because they all have NILs now, the name image and image and likeness. They can finally make money off of themselves. So on the website that they partner with where most of the proceeds goes to him if you buy, I'm going to thinking of buying them the jerseys because it is $100. But then there's also a crew neck for like $58.

So I'm more, I was like juggling. I don't know if I could justify a $100 thing of a jersey that says knick on it. but it looks fucking awesome I've never seen I just don't know apparently this went viral last year when he was in high school but I just found out about it

because of Jordan so I constantly It looks amazing I think about like jerseys and like how many of I bought when I was younger I didn't buy a crazy amount but I had a few of them

and I'm like these are such a huge waste of money Why do I why do I ever buy these jerseys? I mean if this is a shirt with another guy's name on it but like if you like support the team or don't support anything well okay then I guess then

I had fucking Mets jerseys. I had fucking Piazza, Jersey. I was like, why the fuck? You didn't care about it? I was like, I don't like any of these guys.

I don't even like baseball. I thought you just said you liked it because you're Puerto Rican. No, I played it because I'm Puerto Rican. I didn't like it. You don't remember me complaining about how bad I was in it. I was forced to play it. Yeah, I do.

I just, I don't know. I thought, I hated baseball. I don't mind going to the game. Did you watch it? Because I thought of course. That's what I mean.

Not my choice. Okay. All right, fair. You didn't watch anything on your Like you watched your sister's fucking Lady shows He had no autonomy at all I didn't I didn't talk out of TV in my room

And then we moved upstate I was like I'm gonna go outside I'm safe outside I'm gonna go outside Instead of watching TV Safe outside Was it really bad That bad where you lived before

The Grand Congress When I was growing up wasn't great I was outside all the time But it wasn't great It was not It wasn't it's I think that's the best part of the Bronx I would say though Okay

I think it was the same part Of the Bronx to live at And The best part of the Bronx living is outside of the Bronx. It was the Concord. This is where you could see it. The Bronx is a good part.

I think like, well, not a good part. That beautiful Bronx skyline that everybody talks about. You guys ever see Rumble in the Bronx? Of course, with Jackie Chan? Yeah, what did you think of that movie? I think there was a good representation in New York. Yeah, it was.

I think they filmed it in Toronto is what I think. Very likely. They probably, especially around that time, Toronto was desperate for anything. Yeah, yeah. And the parks was dangerous as it still is. Jackie would have died. Somebody would have shot him

He just shot him because he was walking too fast He would have tried to march on somebody Would have shot him in his chest He would have been like Oh god He would die He's walking He's walking calmly down

calmly slowly down the street And some guy's like Whoa What? He's too fast He's too Unloads It's a gun that's like 10 feet long

It's a muscle It's a muscle It touches his chest I love that idea The little pistol With the four 14 foot barrel. It goes across the entire intersection.

He pulled the trigger. You hear the bang. You hear the fucking, the fucking thing and the hammer hit. And you're like, ah! Afterwards.

Because it's bouncing up and down through the, Dek, D-D-D-D-D-D. Oh, my God. Very stupid. I want to get a gun that has a loop

like one of the silly straws. A silly gun? The fucking silly gun would be awesome. grades. Just fucking bam and somehow it it helps with the

velocity remember what wanted came out? Yeah. Oh, fucking curving bullets Oh, the angeline and joll

I love that movie. That was a fun movie. You know what's fun about that movie? They had a game that was kind of cool too. Yes, I didn't know they had a game.

Yeah, it was kind of sick. I'm not a good video game by today's not like got a war or nothing but like it was a fun little game. Like I played the demo over and over again.

I remember about on G4 a lot. I had no idea they had a game. Was the name of the girl from G4 with the big cities? Olivia? Olivia Munn? Mon, there you go. She married John Mullaney, isn't that crazy? Huh?

That's actually true. Why? I don't know. What do you mean? Why? I want anybody marry that nigger. I'm just saying. He's a funny, well-meaning guy.

He's an addict, I guess. Well, who is it? He was. Oh, he's clean? I think so. He says he is. I hope he is. I think I believe it.

He's boring. He's boring now. He's clean. I can... What was his vice? Everything. Really? No, Olivia was in Mass Effect 3.

You remember that? Oh, yes, she was. Yeah. Wasn't she an X-Men also? My X-Nam movies? Or Apocalypse. I think you're right. What was she?

Oh, she was Silo. That's right. Yeah, I remember my hand being busy. I wasn't. I was fucking disgusted. It was terrible. Dude, and they didn't finish it either. Well, make you really sad.

The effects were... Do you remember how bad the effects were, especially towards the end? Yeah, with freaking, Pietro fucking running around Dude and having a long head Dude it was I was fucking flabber

I did Oscar Isaac's so vile I was so mad I didn't remember How did we get here? What the hell? Olivia Munn Why were you Why didn't she come up

Because something about You were talking about wanted I remember she talked about it Wanted She was like She was like finger blashing herself We're talking about Wanted I didn't want to lose

Wanted In my head My eyes I was transfixed All this Duda Duda I got to

You played that game? I remember it from one. I remember it from G4. Andy Dufrein. Curve the bullet. He curved the bullet. Dude. It's a carved a bullet into the back and head of every infant.

The room. I remember the game was really, it was kind of cool because it was like a normal third person shooter, but then like you'd build, I think you'd build up a meter where you could curve the bullet. And the way that it was like represented was so sick. Because it was like, you would hold like, I think the bumper. And then it would give you like kind of like the arch, almost like a grenade arc. But it would automatically lock on to like. the character so you would choose how to curve it and if you got it like right in a certain way it would like follow the bullet and it would usually go down into the top of people's heads

and then they would just collapse and explode it was fucking cool it was probably like really mechanically bare bones and really probably wouldn't hold up for like a whole like seven-hour experience or whatever but it was pretty fun you remember that movie remember the fucking edgely jolly kills everyone it kills herself do you remember that yeah Everybody in a room. In what? She fucking whips the bullet. In what?

She whips the bullet and it kills everybody and it kills herself too. Because like when they find out the whole master plan like, oh, we're we're manipulating things to be in their favor. Right. And not like. So dumb. And then she was like, oh, we shouldn't be here. It's so funny. That's so unreasonable.

The scene leading up to that when McAvey, whatever, is running through. the place, sick fucking scene. He's killing the fuck out of those people. It's actually like a really good action scene. Like people talk about like, Kingsman and then the church and stuff. And I'm like, don't discount fucking that wanted scene. It's good.

It's just people, it's such a joke of a movie. You know what? Dude, I was laughing. It's like jumper or something, you know? That movie was fun, but yeah, I get it. It was like that era. I see that.

Yeah, the guy. With Hayden. And Samuel Jackson, actually, both of them were. Oh, yeah. Jumping fool. Jumping? Yeah. Yeah.

What is that? He teleports around. round. There was a game about that too, I think. I probably... Remember Permanor Push? Chris Evans, so he has telekinetis, but he was terrible at it? No, I don't remember that at all. I remember push. So they were just making movies

with one word names like jumper, push, Looper. Yeah. I know that's different. I'm looping the third. I kind of like Looper a little bit. I never saw Looper. That's a time travel one, right? Yeah, with the guy from

Third Rock from the son, I can't remember his name. John Lithgow? French Stewart? These are all people from... He's a guy from... John John. Don Jethka would have been awesome. I can't remember the guy's name, but I think his name would have been John. Jason. Justin, Jordan. Jason. Jason. Jason or Gordon Levitt? John Sorden Gordon. Shut the fuck up. Gordon Levitt is John Gordon Gordon Gordon. Shut the fucking Gordon. John Lovett. John Lovett. Hello. I think it's Jason Jordan. Jordan. I think Jordan. I'm Jordan. I think Jordan. I think Jordan. Jordan. I think Jordan. Jordan. Is the definite. Gordon Levitt. Yeah. Something John Lovett. Hello. Hello. I'm Looping.

It's great Oh, it was with Nuce Willis Did you just say Nus Liliths? Nus Willis? Did you say Nuce Willis? Why did you say that? Why did you say that? Is there something about it that I told him?

It was a boy, Nuce Willis. Hey, Blackie, come here. News Willis is crazy. Literally never been racist any of movies ever. Is there something? Remember that one movie was in Samuel Jackson when he had the fucking, what you call? He had the, um.

He had like a punch a nigger shirt on us like that. And instead of Desmond's like, hey, you got to take that off. He had a sign on. Oh, I don't know what movie that is, but he has that like that sign. Yeah. He's like, hey, man, look. Neuse Willis. News Willis.

It's a lot of good names in this episode. News will. So it wasn't French steward or John Lithgow? So what the, stop talking. Jason Gordon Levitt? Jason Gordon Levitt. Is that, is it Jason? John Gordon Levitt.

I think it's Jason. Look it up. Look it up. Look at up. Look at up. Basically, I remember they gave him a prosthetic chin to look more like Bruce Willis. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget,

or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the, child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your

child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. and she replies with a low listen

so we sat there listening that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place dude the condition he's in right now so sad

oh because he's all like he's a dementor oh Joseph Joseph Joseph Gordon Levitt I remember he was the kid and third walk from the sun I don't remember him in the show

was that him? Yeah was Yeah. He looks so like... He looks so weird. Those are the people I think of when I think of Third Rock with Sun. I think of John Lithgow and French Stewart. He's such a great actor.

I don't understand why he didn't get like more iconic roles. Yeah, French Stewart too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely. Wow. Where he fucking literally can't see. Like I was like... Mr. McGoo-looking ass.

What is wrong with him? Like, is he just... He's the only one that couldn't properly assimilate it, I guess? Dude, that John Lovitz fucking depression really fucked me up. It was like way better than I thought was going to be. I like that guy. I'm looping. I like him.

He's a little sassy motherfucker. He's actually good at riffing. We're curving bullets. When I see him like roasting people, he's pretty good. Yeah, yeah. It's his voice that I think adds to it, too. He sounds so. He sounds like a showtoo movie character.

He sounds like a cartoon character. It's like Nathan Lane. There's another one of those. Is Nathan Lane again? Tumone from Lion King, but he did the producers with Michael Broderick and he's done a much of shit. But he sounds,

he's Tumon. Yeah, I was thinking of Dean Kane. That's his voice. I was again? I was thinking Dean Kane. I was not the guy that played Superman or something? It is.

I thought he was a Dean at a school. Are you stupid? His name was, I thought his title was Dean. Somebody fucking got a Kane and made it Dean. I thought his title was Dean. No, his name is Dean Kane. Dean.

What are the plans for this semester? It's just a cane sitting on a chair. I remember. It falls off the chair. You guys remember the movie where it was like, Regend to the nerds? Yeah. Attacking the nerds,

what it's called? Revenger the nerds. I never watched it. That movie has a really wild scene where he like, just as up as another person and fuck some guy's girlfriend. Oh, I heard about that. And then she's like, how'd you get so good at that? And he's like, yo, I'm a nerd.

It's kind of all I think about. A bit of a rapist. I remember, I remember seeing that scene when I was like nine. I was like, I don't think that's okay. Even then I was like, Even at 9 you were self-aware? I was like that, that's kind of crazy because like that age, I probably wouldn't have noticed that.

You were somewhere at 9, but at 5 you were eating sewage? Yeah. You were eating sewage. I had a really radical 7 through 8. That's fair. I'm going to do it a lot turned on. I was like, whoa. I don't know.

Like, I look into the void in that. There are a lot of movies like that where like they would be like a, because I remember some movie. I don't know if it was like. 13 candles? 16 candles? 16 candles? What are they called? Porkies were the dudes.

sticking his dick through the hole of the At the ski club? At the ski place? Well, whatever. There's just like a locker room, right? Yeah. And then like the coach lady or whatever, she sees the dick and then fucking grabs it.

And I was like, I saw that when I was 18 and I'm like, this is fucked up in all scenarios. Not only are you sticking your dick to the thing. And then the fucking older lady grabs the dude's dick. And I was like, hmm, I think everybody's getting like fired and arrested. There's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of horrible.

80s. 80s shit was crazy. Yeah, I mean, even early 2000s was kind of wild. Late 90s and early 2000s. Probably. I think about like, I can't remember what the fuck movie it was called it, but it was like, it was Van Wilder-esque, you know, like, or something like that. Yeah.

Where, remember the actors? No. It's that kid. There was some guy, young guy who I felt like was in all of them. But. Reynolds? No, they had like a, I would know. Runnel.

But like it's, I don't know, they invited some hot girl into his room and then he set up a webcam for his friends to watch. Oh, American Pie, yeah. It's one of those. American Pie, Shannon Elizabeth. Yeah. Yo, those movies were Uh, but it's just literally just like, there's a lot of, you know, a fucked up

so literally just crime. Set up a webcam and so they can watch them fuck and it was being broadcasted everywhere, right? And everybody saw it. Everybody saw it. So she was embarrassed and she moved back to Slovenia, where the fuck she was from? Oh, yeah, she was that European bit. Yeah, she was a exchange student. Channel Elizabeth,

like, it was so funny because you're watching like this like high school movie, but me as like a young kid, I'm like, that big hit in high school. Like she's just, I had no concept of what high school was. You were much closer than we were. Well, not much.

You were a bit closer than we were. So I for me, those movies came out when I was like, yeah. I don't remember exactly when American Pie. I was like maybe like seven, eight. When did American Pie come out? I'm gonna say two thousand. It's gonna say some stupid shit like. Sorry, I cut it out

as it was about to, but 99. Oh, nice, yeah. I thought, okay, so I was five. I thought it was going to do some shit like, the first instance, the first recorded instance of an American pie was 1789. Shut the fuck up, bitch, yeah.

No, it was cranberry. I forgot that it was a 90s thing. Ew. And that's a 90s thing. But yeah, at that time, I would just, you know, obviously every media was, any high school media was obviously much older people. But there was just something about her specific,

that I was just like, this is so obviously not even, like say some of the... It's like Flash Thompson in Spragler's like, even when I was a kid and I wasn't sure exactly how high school should be looking. Uh-huh.

It was very clearly not. It was like, I remember being in high school. I remember being a senior. There were some guys that look ancient. There were some guys that were already balding. There was guys with big beards. That's crazy.

That sucks, right? Big beer with some grays. He's fucking, I'm 16. I think I probably showed you my friend that was 15 years old. that had a fucking full-on dwarf beard. Yeah. He's 15.

And so he would just buy beer and shit because obviously everyone thought he was fucking like in his 20s. That's crazy. Yeah. He was ancient. Yeah. And he was funny. I call him a dwarf,

but literally he was like five foot. So that's why he probably a dwarf. He probably actually has dwarf blood in him. Some of his family is probably an actual fucking stone digging dwarfing motherfucker motherfucker. I got to, I got to show you this, dude. If I haven't showed you. I don't know, man.

I think the 90s. Why do I have this? The 90s is a lot of house parties. Yo, why is he digging? This is my favorites. This is my favorite. What is that? Digging. Why are you showing me this? It's because I was going to my favorites. What is that? Is that Gordon Ramsey? Is Gordon Ramsey digging in Squidward's ass? Show to that camera. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can, can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front

porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say, and she replies with a low, listen.

So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. He's digging. I don't know why. I'm trying to find

That's so crazy He's digging That doesn't even look like Gordon Ramsey at that point Well, because he's going, he's going ham right now He's digging He's a digger Whoa So

I just don't know why it's in my favorites That's the thing that we've waited me out So were you looking for you? I was going to show you My 15 year old friend Because we took a picture together You see me Little, all of us little kids

And then there's this dude with a peers One fucking Tally-ho ass dwarf tally ho is so disrespectful to get a door for the beard and say tally ho motherfucker oh by the way so this this hat is M.S. paint I'm sure you guys

can be able to figure it out. There's an M.S. Paint hat in here but like so yeah guess which one's the fucking that nigga is 15 years old and that is actually crazy. He looks like somebody who isn't allowed around 15 year olds. Tally ho

nigger tally ho. You kind of can't see with the exposure on the... Yeah, it's a little harder, but also, you know, him having a giant fucking beard at 15 years old is insane. I've never since then or like I never, no one I knew had a facial hair like that. Yeah, that's crazy. At that age is insane. He was fucking a freshman. He was like, hey, what's up guys?

Is he dead now? What's going on with him? The weird thing is I think he's Benjamin Buttoning because he doesn't look. He looks younger because he shaved his beard off. He has a normal haircut. He has a kid. and I was like, you look your age now instead of fucking like you're 47. He's weird.

They joined ISIS is crazy. Shit. So, full on turnaround. Certified C-17, Master of Loads rode in. Master of Loads, that's pretty cool. The age of gays. He says, just a fun fact about Pearl Jam. Back in the 90s, they released an animated music video for Do the Evolution,

which is directed and animated by Kevin Altieri and Todd McFarlane. the same guys who directed and created Batman the animated series and spawn I'm soon getting a tattoo of the pilot skull in the video Wow I didn't know that actually How much did that cost? Yeah right Jesus fucking Christ

That's pretty cool I don't know why people are writing him with fun facts But like I yeah that's pretty cool It's a fun fact for the fact Todd McFarlane He's such a fucking weirdo He's a con Is he such a weirdo

Is he? He's a huge cunt Loudest fucking burrito you could possibly order man You can at least put you That whatever I saw this one thing that he did And I imagine It's like when you're in a movie

And oh when you hear the It's quiet But you're like But you got like fucking nerds And you're like Oh my God Here we go Why not open it up

Before the movie starts Just this is a lot Or during an action scene or something What happens if you open it up And for some reason All the nerds fall And it allowed It's never

And you're like And they keep hearing it You're like It doesn't stop Dude, what the fuck are you doing? You're just pouring nerds? No, I spoke by one bag But they're active, they're real active nerds

That's crazy Yeah, they're active They're labeled as active They actually Absorb kinetic energy And then displace it back Way too much Always, it's the same equivalent

So like if it bounces It'll continue to bounce Until somebody grabs it What would happen if you ate them? You're gonna get really sick Bad things Very bad things Very bad things

I saw Gustav and Lune and they were walking into the monolith And I thought Ew Leave her alone She's not bothering anybody I was I was listening to that clip

I was talking about like solving the problem What do you mean flipping the monolith Stupid bullshit like that We're excited to talk about it more Oh by the way in our moment Spoiler cast next next week Yeah I was I was gonna I was gonna put the the game away

for a while, start, you know, do some other shit, but yeah, I saw those luny nude mods and I'm like, fuck. God damn. I was like, shit. Such a beautiful game. Yeah, sully it with your goon, fucking. Dude, so I didn't even, I was thinking like, oh, I wonder what kind of mods they have.

I legitimately didn't think anybody would have nude mods for the game. That's insane for him to think that. No, I mean, because that was the first thing that I would have assumed exists. Ski's Big Penis, got in my life. No, it's because of how respected the game is and it's not like, it didn't seem like, oh, here's an easy, like type of, um, uh, uh, RE engine or fucking like, uh, or something.

Right, right, right, right. It's gonna slap some tits on here and stuff like that. It didn't strike me as that type of game. Yeah. So there isn't a bunch, but there, there's two, which lets me know that it's probably not that simple because there isn't like, say, a plethora. But there is. So when I, by the time I checked, it was, uh, I hope it's the right characters.

Well, it's, they, they, uh, they, um, one character. No, no, they don't allow. They don't allow. I would imagine. I've never seen, personally, I'm sure there's some perverse that do stuff on themselves. I'm sure someone has it. And then they don't release it, right?

They don't release some boogie looking fuck out there has like. Yeah, they just don't. They're like, okay, cool, but they wouldn't put it out there because then they'd be exposed immediately. So I've never seen, luckily, out of all the games I've played, I've never seen a illegal mod, I guess we call that illegal. Sure, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I've never seen anything like that.

But so you installed a bunch of dude mods in your game? I'm going to you. I just have it. It's just queued up. It's just like I have the window for, I'm like, God damn it. You give the painter's, uh, uh, H cups. If they, dude, if they. She's a, she's raining.

She's a raining. She's lacking. If they have. It's a post torrential. If the painter gets tits like, like, I, okay, then that. Because that's just hilarious. Like, why? Ridiculous

I can't do that Yeah, the titress The titris I want Fugin' Tits on Renoir I mean if I can sick as fuck Fuck

That's fucking ridiculous We're gonna do a clear obscure Spoilercast Sometime in the next couple weeks So get ready for that You'll see it In the next Look at my tits

Look at my tits I'm being good to look at Look at my tits Any circus man Yeah I was like, I looked at, I was playing the camera and I was like, is that Andy Circus? Yeah.

And I couldn't quite tell for a while because I kind of forget what he looks like because in my mind he's Gallum. So like, I, he's done so much other than that, but yeah, he's just Gallum. Yeah, he's, oh yeah, he's Caesar also. He doesn't look like a gorilla most of the time. Does it look like a Gallum to you? He looks like Gallum.

He looks more like Gallum than he does. He looks like a girl. I don't. I'd argue no. Are you know. You know, Andy Sargis looks more like Caesar the gorilla than he. Or the chimp. The chimp. Whatever.

He looks... Excuse me. He looks more like... Ben Gallum? I'd argue yes. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half, and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen.

So we sat there listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I don't know. I feel like there's a little bit of Ghalam in him. I feel like there's a very serious argument that he made either way. Kind of a move. I don't even combine him to the Andy Serk.

If you fuse a chimp with Ghalam, you get Andy Cirque. Oh my God. No, I know he's done other things. I just like, I remember him more for the, for those things because that's the stuff that sticks out to me. Right. Did he direct Venom? He did. He directed the recent one.

I didn't know that. I didn't know that at all. He was like, hey, Andy Circus, you want to direct Venom? He's like, yeah, I'm almost done with this, uh, the circus that I'm doing. I'm almost done with this circus. Yeah, he works in a circus. circus. That's what his name is why it's named Andy. Yeah, the Andy circuit. It's like how somebody used to be like when someone's name is John Smith. It means they come from a line of

blacksmiths or whatever, you know? Oh, like back then when the names meant something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's from a line of sideshow freeze. That's real. From a line of circuses. Yeah, he's from a line of the free. His mother was an actual circus. Right, right. I like that shirt, by the way. It like, I don't know. I don't remember you. wearing it, but I'm sure you wore it like a trillion times. Bars are giving a shirt? I don't wear this often actually. I saw it again in my closet. I was like, oh yeah, I have this.

It looks good as a logo. Yeah, I dig it. It's good. You know what's crazy? This is an old shirt too. I got this one I was working at Sears. Oh, wow. And like holds up pretty good. It looks good. Yeah, it doesn't look all fucked up or moths got to it or anything. Yeah, I was looking at like old pictures

because every now and then I'll go on like Facebook. I'll do the like on this day thing. He's had a shirt for the assy. Yeah, I do that like every day. I saw a picture of me in the, the bungee shirt that I still have. And it's so funny how faded it is. Right. Because it used to be so dark.

And now it's like, jam near bright gray. It's fucking mortal combat shirt. It is. Do you remember Joe's? Completely faded. Do you remember Joe's Toy Story shirt that he had until like very recently? No. He had a shirt when he was five.

What do you fucking mean? Five years old. How can he fit the shirt? And he was wearing it? That shirt wasn't so much. It was like, dude, what are you doing? Just let it go. I remember, so we're not going to say, we're not going to name this person's name.

But like, we had a friend who had a shirt that was so tattered and fucked that I honestly couldn't believe that he didn't get sick from wearing it. The neck hole was like down here. Oh my God. And it was like, it had like, it was great. I could not fucking believe. Let's throw it away. Let's throw it away Dude

At that point Yeah Would bother me the most about it And to be fair It's like I guess it's not You know It's people living their own lives It doesn't have anything to do with me

Necessarily But like he would come out of the Out of the shower And he wouldn't use a towel He would just put his shirt on And it would It bothered the hell out of me That he was doing that

You know Is that reasonable that that bothered me? Yes Okay The fuck Yeah Because I felt judgmental at the time I was like

Oh what the fuck No But then I'm like no, why would you wear your shirt like that directly out of the shower? It wasn't torn, it was just heavy from all the water. No, it was, it had fucking. So he didn't like understand the concept of towels?

I think it was his only shirt. No, but. And then he also didn't understand the concept of towels. Okay. Yeah, in addition. And it was his only, but. I swear to, I've never seen him wear anything else. Everything sounds wrong with that scenario.

Yep. Yep, you get it. You got it. Well, I look at you. I mean, yeah, some people are. weird. I've held on to some shirts much longer than I should have, but then eventually I let it go. Especially now that I have

a wife that is bothered by, like, some of the stuff that I have that have like holes in it and shit. Yeah, yeah. I remember when I went to go visit her for the first time, one of my band teas had a major gash on the left side of it where it was, it was, the

shirt was done. And I'm just walking down the street with her and I'm pretty sure she was like horrified. That like, this black bum, she's walking with. She looked like I'm probably a project. That's crazy. My shirt was fucked.

Like, yeah, I threw it away eventually. I definitely had, I definitely had underwear that were in such bad condition. And it was like, Kinks, this is a thong.

I was like, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. I've never had underwear that. I have underwear right now with a whole, with like a whole like on the side. Like on the,

on the, that doesn't debilitate it. No, that's what I'm saying. It's so very wearable. So for me, I'm like, this is fine.

You know, but eventually it's gonna I heard she's like, dude, throw it away I'm like, it only has three holes in it. It only has three holes in it. It's fine. She's like Kingston. One of the holes directly in the back. I know.

One of the holes is directly where your anus is. Yeah. Duh. Easy axis. You stupid? What do you mean, dude? I did this. I live a colorful life.

I like to when I go to the bathroom and I have to take your shit, just pull my pants down, leave my underwear on and really thread the needle with that hole. I don't want to be too cold. Yeah, you ever sit on a toilet seat, bear ass?

It's cold sometimes. It's terrifying. I can't catch you if only my assholes whistle. That's crazy. You know, fucking thong. It's fucking thongston. Hey, man. Hey, man.

I love... Why? That's a good drawing right there. Thongston. If I got really tough, I'd be tungsten. Oh, like, uh, like this. Dude, I want a tungsten cube so bad. Oh, yeah.

You talked about the tungsten cube. I want that thing. $4,000 or $3,000 or something? It's really. expensive. It's more than it's worth. But for a lot, but for a lot, it costs more than it is worth to have. But like, I've held a tungsten cubos and it is so interesting how heavy it is for how little there is of it.

I love that. It's like an interesting sensation to lift what feels like a giant TV or like a dresser with like one hand and be like, what the fuck? What is the heaviest metal you think? Aluminum. No, it's not. It's famously light, actually. What are you talking about? Aluminum is famously light.

I know it's a bright colored metal. I'm just saying... No, like it doesn't weigh much. I think he knows that, Kingston. I don't think he knows shit. I don't know if I got to agree with you there. I think half of this bit. When you put it in the microwave, it gets real heavy.

Yeah, it might blow up. You ever see that in the metal in the microwave and you see like that one like stray bolt like electricity is a wall through your thing. You're like, uh-oh. Remember when Lily almost killed all of us? She'd put a fork in the microwave at one of our chickens giving parties. She did?

You were there. You noticed it. I don't remember. I think you stopped there. Did she not notice that the fork was on the plate or something? She must have not noticed, yeah. I mean, there was alcohol going around. I don't know if she was drinking, but I see.

There's never a party like that that were all not drunk by the time we're eating. Especially back then, I guess. Everyone was drunk by the time we're eating. We'd play card games and drink. Coquito we're playing card games Let the son's still out And they're like, let's go eat And everybody staggers into the room

And just eats as much as they can Yeah, they just wrap the sandwich In aluminum foil put it in the microwave And then suddenly their fucking Gus Frank That's how Chris Ended up in the future Let's go

I can't really you don't like that scenario It's fucking rules It was just I had no agency the whole time I was just being I got no life really I

From my perspective I live six minutes after that show. I think you have six terrible minutes. Six terrible minutes. I think we need round two.

We should see how Alex is death. Like minor changes throughout the timeline a thousand ways to for Kristen die. So this is crazy. Spike TV. Does that still exist?

So this is crazy right here. Corinth threw it in. Corinth? Yeah. Is the name that's coming up? about this is like a regular right says hey hey arch demon of the fifth blight

Dr. Neocortex and general ROM Is it Ram or ROM? I can't remember I think it's RAM No actually I think I think it's RAM I think it is actually RAM They say RAM but like the 2 A's Imply and Oz It probably would be ROM

Because that's with Garra right They're like RAM You know like they probably They probably would say General yeah We're gentrifying his name In some sense Yeah yeah yeah

Who's the Archdeme of the 5th Blight The whole story is this being gentrified, actually. What? All of gears is gentrification, and then fighting back against it. The fucking locust. That's a very interesting. You should write a video essay about that. White inwards.

Is that what they are? Like the locusts? The white. We can't get down that rabbit hole again. What would you call them? Griggers. Griggers. Griggers.

Griggers. Griggers. Giggers. Molygers. October of last year. All right. Since October of last year, I've been slowly re-listening to every single episode of the Snark Tank. Oh, wow, nice.

I don't know why people. I can't imagine that because so many of the early episodes, especially, are current events oriented. I look. Is it like a time capsule kind of thing? Yes. I actually, like I backlogged. I haven't finished, but I was backlogging Comtown. And if, since they think the show is good.

So thank God for that. So I understand them doing that. Yeah. Me, I'm attached to the show. I can't, obviously I'm like, there's no fucking way in hell I'd do it. Well, the thing that, like, I could see it more if we never talked about the news or like current events, because then it's just riffing and jokes. It's, it's fun, though, because it's, it's like I was listening to when, when Donald Trump won the first time and then listening to their reaction to it. Yeah, yeah.

Like, it's fun. Yeah, it is interesting. But anyway, she says, uh, uh, re-listen to every episode of Star Tank, usually at work while also keeping up with new episodes. Be sure to not have it playing on the loudspeaker. fired. Once I'm done with that, I plan on... See, this is where it gets crazy. I plan on listening to every single episode of Sacred Symbols.

So I ask you three, what's the biggest, longest time sync you've ever put into something? Oh, God. Dude, that's a grind. That is a grind. What year the Sacred Symbol start? 2018? Yeah, that's... She's not going to finish.

No. Those are long episodes, too. Way longer than these. Yeah, you guys average like four hours, don't you? Now it's like four hours. Like, yeah, four hours. hours. Yeah. Okay. So I would say other than dorkn it, maybe, um, the longest time sink I've put into something. Beating off is a decent answer. I probably. You know, it's crazy?

Cumulatively? Probably. Yeah. I feel like I've beat off genuinely maybe 45 minutes in my life. So you're like a quick? You're like two tugs and then I'm fucking, I'm a V-VAC in. That's bullshit. I wish. I, I've always actually wish I had the ability to like come on command. Yeah. They'd be sick Because a lot of times It's like I'm not I'm not fucking Putting the candles out

And get no I just want to I wish I could come You get the poison out And then I'm gonna go by I wish I could come really hard on command Like that it'd be funnier Like coming like a copeland is like But like coming like a roping

Like like a rope Like you were gooning all day Or edging all day Yeah like just blast And it's like fucking Fall to my knees And weeping Like you can

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A lot of what I see is just like, chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like, I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with.

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I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Harry is crazy. You can hear the deposits even.

What do you mean? Like the girl audubes like, I heard that inside of my body. Oh, I see what's saying? That's very not good, actually. It sounds like really. Like literally weeping. I'm on the ground. This.

I can get up. I got to get to my feet. Dude, it's probably a video game. It's got to be a video. I just don't know which one. Yeah. Like I think probably.

There's BG3 for me. There's fucking Pokemon gold and hard gold so silver. I think between all the Halo games, I probably have easily over like 1,500 hours. Oh my God. Dark Souls 2. Holy crap. Played that game a lot.

You know the interesting thing is this is a crazy answer for me to think about. It's probably. just because of the casual nature of my raid account, my raid shuttle legends account just being casually open a lot of times. Yeah. And just rearranging gear, just doing daily stuff. Because of that and how long I've been playing it,

it might be that, which is insane to me. But like, I don't really count it as that because it's me more of like, I have a little bit of downtime, but it's still a video game, you know? That's true. But I'm not really,

I don't think of it in that way right now. It's just more like, it's just, of collecting stuff. You think it like Twitter kind of. Yeah, I really do. It's so, but like I was like, ah, when I think about that, the timing, if I could actually clock it on my phone, I don't know if I can. Oh, wait, I don't play it on my phone that much anymore, but clock it on the, the app on PC. That's like, it might be that by default, which is gross when I think about it because it's like, that's not like a, it doesn't feel like that. It doesn't feel like that at all.

No, yeah. Yeah. I make it effort to when I'm not using, I'm not tweeting. I turn off my Twitter. Like I close the window. I try to have it open anymore. Yeah. a good rule of film. I make a good serious effort to do that. Dude, I was, uh, because Doom's coming out tomorrow, right? You haven't played it yet? No. Really? It's good. You played it already? What do you mean? Howard of it. You could pre-order it. Oh, yeah, I was, I don't know. I, I'm, I'm playing on game pass. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm just like, why not? You know, I'll buy it later or whatever,

but like, right now, if I can play it for not having to buy it, like, I'll just do that. But, um, I think it's out. It's out, it's out, getting fucking stressed out. It's out tonight, I think, because it's out tomorrow, which means, like, probably 9 p.m. today. 9. Yeah. But like, I was like, I got to reacclate myself to Doom.

So I like, I jumped into Eternal like two days ago. And I wanted to just kind of play like the first level to just kind of get accustomed to it. And I ended up, I think I'm like at the end now. Oh really? You just started beating.

Yeah, I was just like, oh yeah, I forgot. This is really fucking good. Like I remember that being true. But like I didn't think I was so, I didn't think I would want to beat it again.

Eternal is really good. It's fucking unreal, dude. I actually don't think that I don't think I'll like the new one as much Really? Yeah I heard it's very good man No I think I'm gonna like it's a good game Because I like I like 2016 as well And they say like they're saying it's like slower

It's more like 2016 and I'm like I'm fine with that But like there's something about Eternal It's like so It's like it's breakneck I like the aesthetic of the Dark Age a lot more I think I would I think I will I think I will too high

It's very uh... Hatcher's army of darkness I see Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's, I think, what's going to save it for me. I think the vibe is going to... It's very brutal. Also, you get a dragon.

Yeah, I heard the... A dragon. I was like, oh, yes. I heard those sections kind of suck, though. Oh, really? Well, that's what I hear. I don't know. Maybe I like them, but...

It does seem like one of those things where it's like, this is a doom game. Like, let me shoot things. And then they're like, what about the turret section? And it's like, eh. I can see that being kind of whatever, but... Oh, so he's like in Shadow of War when you get the fucking big old fucking ogrets. Oh.

And you slaughter them. You use them to destroy it. And you slit its throat and you leave and it's like, I didn't have to do that. Yeah, yeah, you do. Almost $50,000 in that, Rodin. Oh. Says deep sea samurai is basically already a thing. What do we have here?

There's a man, a manhua? What the fuck is that? That is a Chinese manga or a Korean one. Jesus Christ. A manwa called. called Leviathan. That is a world that flooded and there are harpoonists that fight giant mutated fish. It is completed and has 214 chapters.

You guys talking about that sent sent that barreling back into my mind. I've never heard of them in my fucking life. I don't know what was I never heard of Manwa in my life. Fagua? Fatwa. Fagua? Fagua. What is Fagua?

Fragwa is like, that's like, you more guigua, fighty style type shit. Okay. I was like, let's see if you actually going to guess it. Fogwa. What's that? Fogwa. What is that?

I don't know what that is. You know what it is? No, that's why I said I don't know what it is. Fucking guess. I don't know. Take a good guess. A fighting style? I'm just, no, I'll take it.

It's a food. Is it frog legs? Frogwa. I mean, it's like a stuffed baby goose or some shit, right? It's a, uh, it could be a goose or a duck liver. It's just fatty as fuck. Yeah.

And they grind up a bunch of babies to make it Savages Crazy stuff Human babies Stuffed into it Oh here we go Big gay beetle guzzling come like a sugar water Hey

He wrote and he says Hey Chris Derek and big dumb dumb meanie head Fuck you You're being mean to do you You started this technically I hate those fucking little beetle name It's a fucking annoying I recently got a good haul of PS2 games

For a great price And it built up a decent collection of games over the years that I love playing repeatedly. My question is, do any of you have older consoles? And if so, what are your favorite games on them? And how often do you play? I don't really play my old stuff all that often. Like, every now and again, I'll jump into them.

But, like, it's pretty rare. There's just too much stuff always coming out. Exactly. There's too much shit coming out constantly. And even the back, my backlog for just this generation by itself is crazy. Yeah. You know? So, like, I can't even, I don't know.

Every now and again, like, if something comes out again, like when Legacy of Kane came out again. They did that remaster thing. I'm like, okay, I'll play. Or if something comes to the backwards compatible or whatever. Yeah. I'll play it. But like, the old hardware is kind of, it's hard to get into the mindset of using it, even though I do like it a lot. You got to plug it in, turn it on. Yeah. I'm like, ah, I don't want to do all that. A lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of movie. A lot of TV. Honestly. Yeah. I use my DS, I don't know, it's a way to say where I used to use it for a little bit. And I played a lot of, um, I put a lot of Firebloom.

It was very fun a game on there. What else? I played, Aquana Time on there. There's a mask. The hell did I play recently? Oh,

Hunter the Reckoning. I played that. Oh, yeah, yeah. On what console? The Xbox One. Oh, really?

Yeah, they have it like compatible, like, backers compatible. That's crazy. With like the Xbox version. That game is so fucking fun. The problem with that game is not a single player game.

Exactly. It took like 40 minutes to be the first boss because wasn't the werewolf? No, it's some fucking weirdo like he has four legs and he's like a like a beast kind of thing and he just slams down. That's all he does. He just chases you and then you get too close

and he just goes like that. So you have to just go in circles and shoot him for almost an hour. You basically have to aggro him. You have to have like a friend of yours. Dude, I played that shit. My friend, uh, my friend Malik showed me in that game. And I remember going to Malik's house all the time and playing that game and being like blown away by it because it looks so real at the time to me.

Like, because I just had a PS1. Yeah. And he had an Xbox. And I was like, Fair enough. What? I was playing Spider-Man on PS-Man on PS-1 where his hands were blocks. You know?

Yeah. It's fucking insane. And then people had like games like Dark Ain't. Like my aunt had an Xbox. Oh my God. Dark Angel. That's such a stupid fucking show. That was,

that show had Descalba and, um, what are called? And remember there's some stupid idiot in a wheelchair or something? And Jensen Ackles. Yeah. He was like, oh. It was Jensen Nichols, Jessica Alba, and John Lithgow. If you're an angel, how come you can't fucking fix me? If you're an angel, I can't walk, you fucking lying stupid celestial slut.

I think John Lovitz was in that show, too. Get my fucking legs working, you dumb bitch. Yeah, John Lovice, he was in Dark Angel. Dark Angel. Wow, you are a shit. Wow, Jesse Alba, you sure are a dark angel. I like that. I think that's his first role before Supernatural.

What happened to Jess Galba? I think she just got married and then left. To a black dude? Who? He's like a light skin black dude. Some nigga. He's like a black man. He might as well not have even answered the question.

Yeah. That's just, it didn't help, it didn't help at all. Let's see what she's up to. I mean, like, she,

I guess just stopped doing everything. She was just in a movie. Oh, was she really? Yeah, John Lovitz documentary. You rat, fuck.

He's a shit. Big she played John Lov. It's crazy. The most challenging role of a lifetime. Jessica Alva as John Lovitz in John Lovitz. Fucking sweeps the Oscars. Oscar, she sweeps the Tony Awards. It's not a musical in any sense.

There's no music in the film. There's no music in the film, but the script is... It's sing-songy. No, the script. is music to my ears. What are you saying? Script is like music because it's so soulful. That's interesting.

Yeah. Not all music is soulful, though. She has like a skin company, I guess. What? She sells skin? Yeah. What the, what do you mean? No, skin care.

Oh. I thought it was like that company, Devereux Wigs. You know, that company Devereux Wigs? I don't know that company, but I imagine there's wig companies. There's a wig company out there called Devereux Wigs that used to sell wigs with like real, like they used to, they would, they would use crematorium like dead people hair. Oh, I don't want that. I can't do that. And sell it.

I thought it was like donated hair. No, no. I guess it's technically donated. I mean, it's dead donated. I mean, it's a one-sided donation. Yeah. It's a fair use, I guess. That's what I call stealing.

Is it one-sided donation? with it no more. Yeah, they dead. Exactly. It's really selfish when you think about it. I don't should reanimate dead people and make them to our slave labor. I think so.

They do that in a vowed. Oh, yeah? Yeah, in a vowed they do that. Well, they got the right idea. There's a whole thing where they were like, there's a whole thing about the ethics of necromancy. Like, is it okay to you? I don't want to do that because if necromancy becomes real,

they're just going to do it exclusively to black people. They're just going to like, they're just going to like... I don't think so. They're going to do it to poor-ass people who can't, who don't, who don't, who don't. Who happened to be... Who happened to be a little darker. They're definitely going to kill a lot of people and they make them fucking...

Yeah, whatever. The power structure, you know, it's like, hey, we got to save the South Africans. It's like that type of shit. But yeah, I'm a big... We're going to save the white niggas. I got to get my... Xbox 360 back because there's a bunch of... There's a bunch of stuff that I downloaded...

There was a bunch of, like, Xbox Live arcade games that I know for a fact I owned that I just... that aren't backwards compatible for some reason. That, like, I just can't play. The thing is, like, Explosion Man and Limbo I don't have anymore. Is geometry rules backward? I don't think so. I don't know.

Tragic. But things like, like, hexic HD, which is, like, the pack-in game. Like, you can't play that, and it's just like, what the fuck is going on here? Makes no sense. Right. So, I would like to get my hands on a working 360, but... Do it. It wouldn't be that difficult, I guess, but, like...

I'm not rich people food, man. Rich people food? Or are you looking up? frogwa or whatever. Basically. I'm just looking at this and I'm like... It looks like a mess. It looks like a buffet.

Somebody went to a buffet and they didn't understand the fucking theme. It does look like... Looks like several varied rites of sick people came on that, but... I'm still looking at Jessica Oliver. She's living her best life. She's a fine shit. Does she marry like a billionaire or something? If you're saying he was like,

light skin, nigga. But I imagine, because that's what a... That's what, um... Not Selma... Is it Samahaii? Samajai married a dude that's evolved with Versace. Yeah, that fucking owns like all of that shit. Yeah, he's fucking, he's crazy.

That guy is bawling. Of course she's marrying. And then she marries and I was like, fuck, I can't stand. Like that makes me so mad. He's so crazy rich. I thought he was an Asian for a second one. It's fucking crazy.

He's mad that she's already, Samaheik's already rich as shit. And then she's like, she doubled down. I'm going to go, it just makes me bad. I'm like, you don't even need to marry that guy.

Yeah, the ethics of it is kind of weird. Like you're basically taking somebody, you're basically taking somebody who might benefit greatly from that off the market in some sense. That's exactly how I feel like, so what? No, I know, but like it's. No, but that's what I feel like. I know what you mean. I'm like, come on, lady.

Get the fuck out of here. You didn't need that guy at all. She was. Go elevate some fucking nerd. She was for real, though. Probably the hottest woman ever at her peak. So. Somahe?

Yeah. She's up there. She's up there. Yeah, I think she was like top tier, most attractive women on the planet. her peak. I think she's like the benchmark. Doesn't hold a candle the Rosie O'Donnell. I would knock Rosio Donald down just to say I did, you know. Or for the story, I get it. Just say I did.

Bolling Moriarty and Roseanne too. This for the fucking fact that did it. I'm like, yeah, I fucking hit that. Ball and Moriarty wrote in. Ball and Bollon Borearty. Ball and Moriarty. He says, what's up? We suck guys.

No homo. No homo. He says what's up. Venus. He says, what's up, slap dicks? A couple weeks ago, a story came out of Pennsylvania about a woman shitting on another car's hood due to road rage. You saw it? Gross.

Does there video of it? Straight up diarrhea, yeah. Are you serious? Like, of it happening? Yeah. You don't see the act. You see that the person, you see her coming up to the car and then the phone kind of pans down. And then you hear the person complaining like, you're fucking disgusting and then shows the aftermath.

That's crazy. It's, uh, that bitch is crazy. And the shows are getting arrested. Have you guys, that is wild. But like, have you guys seen, have you guys been involved in any road rage incidents?

Or have you witnessed any? If not, what's the craziest one you've heard of? Thanks and stay gay. P.S. The car shitter has an only fan where she sells feet picks. Who? The car shitter.

I wonder if it was before or after. Yeah, it's probably after, right? You have to imagine. Like she like got, uh, it's a little notoriety.

Yeah. Makes sense. That's so crazy. Imagine, wanting feet pick anything from her after knowing that. Yeah. Oh, it's that bitch that shot on that car. Fuck yeah, dude. It's so hot. It's her feet.

It's insane. We were, house her feet. I mean, that's, she's selling feet pick, so. That's crazy. So, somebody thought of that. It's crazy. So stupid. I remember when me and Jaylon were driving across the country to from New York to here. I don't know if it was road rage necessarily, but it felt like it.

We didn't exchange words or anything, but like this truck basically ran us off the road. Whoa. And it was like in Kansas. That's why I hate Kansas. The middle of the country is fucked. It's entirely ruined.

But yeah, it was like nighttime and we were driving. We'd just come out of this fog. This really dense fog where we couldn't see even like a foot in front of us. It was crazy. I've never seen anything like that shit. Yeah. We come out and we can see. It's like, oh my God, we're out of the fog.

And then like, I think a second later headlights from behind us. It was like a truck behind us the entire time that we didn't even see. Fuck. The light was that fucking diffused. And then it just wouldn't. slow down and he just kept speeding up and it was like we were clearly there and it was like what the fuck is this? And so like we had

to, I basically had to be like yo I'm I'm not dealing with this right now. Like I'm not going to I'm not going to challenge this fucking semi to a battle in Jalen's old car. It's his old corolla. It wasn't a corolla dude. It was like a... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the

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when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the first. front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. That car felt like it was from the 70s, man. It was crazy. I think it was like a 99 Ford Taurus or something like that. I think I was it at one time. Was it blue?

No, it was red. It was like maroon kind of. And it was falling the fuck apart. Damn it. That car I think like died for good like before. I think I even met you. I think. That car died when it was while we,

no, you know him ready. It died when you were in the first place in Glendale. I remember me and him had to push it back. Oh, you had to push it back? push it back from we were over it was over by the mall we had to push it back to our house from the mall a car are you serious yeah how'd you do it wait how'd you do it we did it no wait in glendale yeah so from the gallery to um yeah the acacia play the hilda yeah up the hill yeah that sucks yeah dude spent the money for a tow truck we I was way stronger than I felt strong afterwards

some guy that was like a some guy that was like a some guy that was like a some guy that was like a that's actually nuts We got by the house And some guy that was like a bike rider Was like trying to help us And he had like the fucking bike riding shoes So he couldn't get any friend You're like dude thank you.

We appreciate your help Don't worry about this Don't worry about this man So you pushed it down Fucking Colorado? Yeah The busy That's crazy to imagine

That's the way it would have been me I'd mean like He needed help I think I would have left the car I couldn't leave him I couldn't leave him not help I was like I have to There's cheap toe drugs

For like 70 bucks You know like He did not understand How poor we were Well, you, you didn't, you could have asked me at that point. You weren't home. I don't know why you were at. You weren't home for some reason.

Oh, weird. You might have been up. You might have been back in New York. Oh. Hmm. Damn so it was winter? Maybe fall. That's crazy, dude.

I remember I told Lily about that. She was like, what? And I was like, yeah. She's like, why didn't you guys call me? I was like, oh. And you're dumb men. I had a girlfriend at the time. I had a fucking resource.

Dumbies. That couldn't be me, man. No way. I pushed things small distances. We were laughing asses off while we were doing it too. It was a good time. Like, let's get it off the street kind of a thing. Pushing a car all the way home is crazy.

Like I pushed a car. I was pushing cars for the boxing training. And I remember that was like, what the fuck is this? Like, I thought this was fake. Pushing them up up hill was a stupid idea. Never do that. No, you weren't doing it uphill. That's fucking crazy.

You're just going to die probably. Yeah, like if our momentum's gone. He's got to get on a car and then like, where's going to go, it goes? I was going to, I was on this car until they go somewhere. They were pushing it and no one was steering. So they were just like, wherever it goes. Wherever the wind takes us.

We'll figure it out. I want to do that. And somehow you guys finally got a hole with no one staring. I love the idea of like pushing a car. You car has no gas. The car's all fucked up. He's like, all right, well, I was going to get up this hill. I was going to turn off this hill.

bang and you're driving. And every green light, you're just making it. You're just making it somehow. That's so stupid. You're just making it down to. You're just going through the city. Some fucking idiot probably has done that.

Yeah. Just somebody killed someone. If I went really well until he hit one guy and they died. Maybe a bicycle? Maybe, bro. You know what he's a bike. If you had a bicycle on the show you deserve to be fucking flattened, two-dimensional eyes motherfuckers.

Yeah. You know, I know you're not supposed to be on the sidewalk, but I don't care. in New York you have to bury you'll die actually yeah if there's not like a designated bike lane because there's some places

that have the designated bike lane I'm like cool other than that don't fucking share the street with me okay on a bicycle don't fucking do that I'll hit you I really want to

I want to hit you badly because like how dare you I'll turn you into yeah I'll turn you into cyborg like the fucking piece of shit are in like they're not even off to the side like they're actually just in the lane

because I'm supposed to share the road with you and I'm like Like, you were so slow. Like, come on, dude. Like, come on. You know, but I saw a guy riding a bike on the highway once, and it really pissed me off. What is? He really pissed me.

I don't think they're supposed to be there. No. I think it's literally illegal. I think it's literally like an illegal thing to do. You can't ride your, because you're causing a fucking massive safety hazard by doing that. That is insane. That's a crazy person. That was back home.

I remember, like, it was on my way. I went, I got off the plane. and my parents picked me up and then we drove driving on, um, 82, I think. Or 84, I can't remember, what's that? What's the highway? And then, yeah, this dude on a fucking bicycle

on the highway. And he's going as fast as he can trying to keep up. He's trying. He's going fast in every car. And he was on the shoulder. He was on like 98. He was on the shoulder too,

so he knew he wasn't, you know what I mean? Yeah, you know he wasn't going to be there. He understood on some of it's like, well, I can't be on the main part of this road. I was like, well, you can't be on any. You go away, dude. I wonder what that dude's thinking was. Not.

He's dead right now, I bet. I'm certain. You got scared by something they fucking freaked out and drove right off the fucking side. Or somebody just was a hero and just beard right into him. Just got him off the fucking. Dude, I have this. It reminds me of had a friend. And a friend a long time ago.

And this is around the time I started having the E3 parties. Or like when it was starting to kind of begin. Like it was like when me and like just two other people were doing it. And then it years later it would go on to it be an actual thing. But it was like. raining and E3 was on and I was watching it at home and then my friend Justin was watching it at home we were just kind of texting back and forth about what we were seeing and then his power went out and it was raining and he was like oh fuck it just started and I was like oh dude come over here

just come over you're not that far it's like a 15 minute bike ride and so he comes he goes like yeah I'll be there in a little bit and then like an hour passes and he's just like not he's not there and like what the fuck is going and then it's raining like crazy oh shit And then he finally shows up and he's sopping wet, no bicycle. And I was like, what happened? He's like, my bike got a flat, so I threw it in the river. I threw it in the river. He threw a spike in the river.

Fucking Justin. I haven't seen that guy in so long. That's a perfect summary of Justin. Justin's awesome. I miss Justin. That's a perfect summary. I have no explanation for it. It was just so crazy.

And then my mom was like, you threw your bike in the river? When he got here, it's like, let's go get it. So my mom went and we all grabbed it. I know. What the fuck?

I think he was just having a rough, he was having one of those days. He just threw the whole thing away. You had a teenager day where it's like something small happens and you think, ah, this is really fucking stupid. I'm going to go in the river.

It's like here's this day. I'm looking forward to this whole time. I can't enjoy it in the comfort of my own home. It's raining like crazy. I just lost my mode of transportation. I'm halfway through this journey already. So like, I might as well, you know what I mean?

So he probably just like. I never, I've never been, like I've heard people like, oh, I've done. Oh, I've done. Oh, they broke their controllers. It's like that kind of. I just, I've never gotten to that because I just, I value money. Sure. Yeah.

I can't break my shit. Remember the time I broke my controller, but all that happened was the button was exactly out of it. Yeah. To be fair, I might be. That's right. I don't, I don't know how you do. I was like, how did this happen?

It wasn't even destroyed. It was like the bumper was just out. like sticking out protruding out that it's so further than you don't know how you did it I don't know how it it broke like that how broly it was a little delicate brain I might be misremembering exactly I might be misremembering exactly what was wrong with the bike because it could be that the bike was just like actually fucked like it was actually fucked yeah like and he was just like well this is useless now see I don't I don't believe that just because of how like like easy like every part on the bike is easily replaceable that's the thing I think it's like under a car it might have also

If it was completely just like, yeah, like if you actually the frame was fucking. If the frame is fucked, then of course. Then it's like, it's useless. Yeah, yeah. Like if a car ran over his back, then I get it. Yeah, a truck hit him. See, getting hit really hard. And then still walking into my house.

The water, the rain was soothing to eight. At that point, call somebody. Yeah. Just like, I feel like somebody would have taken him the rest of the way. Well, here's the issue. is that like it was raining really hard and this is before waterproof phones this is not you can't really

You was it? Yeah Well I guess so It's like 2007 2008 or something like that Awesome before it's after that right What you're talking about? What was 2007?

This was 2007? This was 2007? Okay okay so Yeah there was still flip phones and shit Yeah so you had Motorola razors You got that thing wet It was gone

So like he was kind of You had to water on that shit It turned into fucking dust He was kind of stuck I just have the idea of just like going through all that turmoil or just like riding in a bike to the raid just to sit with their friend and watch them announce fucking splindersel blacklist

a game that you're not going to play or like hey we're bringing a sequel to pray and then it never comes out do you remember that you remember pray too when it was like a space bounty hunter fucking thing and then it became whatever the fuck it was but no and then they canceled it and then they just like Arcane made a different game and then they were like

this is a really cool game and no one's going to play you should call it prey because we have this IP that we haven't used and it's like well it's not pray though so why would why would do it's like it'll get eyes on it and it's like okay very cool

that's what's so that's what's so shameful about praise like praise honestly like one of the most brilliant games I've ever played but it's got a name that was foisted upon it that doesn't make any sense like it has nothing to do with the original pray at all like it's not even

it doesn't even have like you know that that almost surface level attempt to connect it, you know, where it's like a codec entry. Nothing. Straight up. That reminds me of Anthem a little bit. Yeah. Where they're just like just...

Do they even sing? They, they... Wow. That... I think the show's over. Let's get the names going, guys. It's actually a good time to read the fucking names now. We've read one more.

Two fucking hours for once. Let me just read this one thing. Okay. Here we go. And then it'll... be over. Yeah, yeah, sure. Because I started, I introed this.

Oh, I would feel bad about it. Okay, no problem. So itchy, itchy balls cock sucker, itchy balls cock sucker takes down the cock-goosa. That's pretty, that's very clever. It's like Reed Richards wrote this with the amount of stretches happening. Hey, handsome.

He got up his balls and just stretches it as far as he can up. It's over his head, damn it. Over his head and then he puts a hat on to keep it. Did it in place? Was that the first thing he did? I would have made my dick real big. Like he,

What do you think is the first thing you did When he learned that he can stretch He probably fits his own asshole I think you probably like I would use it Yeah I would use it I think I would use it to reach Into places that I normally couldn't

Like I would like stretch my sinuses out So that I could You know actually clean them out Clean them out Wouldn't have to do no netty pot Yeah No netty pots yeah clean them out manually That's good

Yeah That Makes the asshole real real Ligin and sucks everybody in. My spleen itches. Yeah, exactly. I got a bit of a blockage. Let me just...

Oh, yeah, Readerichers theoretically can never have, like, a lot of the normal ailments that people have. Well, yeah, because he can control his molecular structure. Yeah. That's crazy. Anyway. You know, I do like the idea of hanging out in my bed and then, like, just fucking a chick from the other room. That's pretty sick. I just...

I think that's too much to ask for it. Did you just say... Did you know that Ben Grimm can't get sick? Yeah. He's rocks, of course. He can't get sick. I don't know. It was the last sick rock you met.

I feel like paper could fuck him up. Imagine he gets caught in paper and he's fucking. He's powerless. It just wraps him. It's really bad. And it's like, my nemesis. And it's like waterproof paper.

So they just drop him in a lake and drown and he kill him. That's how Dr. Doe kills Ben Grim. That doctor just wraps him in fucking just eight by 11 sheet of paper. Oh. Fuck you got me. You fucking got me. You got me.

You got me. You got me. He says, he says, Oe vee. Is he Jewish? Yeah, he's very Jewish, though. He's very Jewish, though.

He's very Jewish. I feel like I didn't get that vibe from him. He's not an Israelite Jewish. He's Jewish then, really. I mean, he's actually, he's like a Jew from New York. Is he? I don't remember him acting that way.

Ben, Gim is very Jewish. Get away from me, paper. He's like, get away for me. He talks like an actual New Yorker does. Like, he's like an actual. That is true. New York.

Yeah, I do appreciate that. He's actually a new yorker. I'm rocks. It's me. I'm rocked. Just like most New Yorkers. I'm rocks. I'm hard body,

I'm hard body. I'm rocked. I'm body. I really like M. Ful'all in me. Give you my bagel. Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

They'll wrap the bagel and paper. You know what I'm going to? Please don't. No, I can't eat it. I can't eat that. What the fuck, man? I told you that the fucking rap.

Johnny, help me, please. Burn the paper off my fucking meal. without destroying my meal, Johnny. You know what always bothered me about him? About Ben Grimm? Was that like, because, you know, he's rocks so you could see like

the each individual rocks that make him up, you know, they're separated. Yeah. I always viewed it. Like, my mind always looked at it as like scab. Like a bunch of scabs. So like, I always had the idea. I didn't see that.

I always had the thought of him like picking a rock off and it was just like a bunch of pink underneath. No, no, that is how it worse. Under skin there is pink. That's disgusting. I don't like that at all. That doesn't make sense though. Under his skin is him, I think.

actually. I think it's still bent under his skin. That doesn't, I mean, okay. But it grows back. But it grows back like skin does, you know? I guess. I guess it doesn't. I guess none of it makes sense. It's comic book garbage. If he breaks his hand, it would be like, what does this do you look like? But so itchy balls, itchibals, itchugia. Like a really big Cheeto with cracks in it. Like a cheetah with a fucking, what's it calls it?

What's the skin? Eczema. He says, hey, handsome. I just want to give. He says, hey, Hansoms. I just want to give an update on my DMC. journey. I just finished DMC 1. Great game, very beloved. Finish DMC 2. Duky butt ass game, he says. Sucks. Definitely weak. Two sucks. Definitely weak. DMC 3, absolutely fantastic. I can see the animated version of Dante

in Dante from DMC3 very heavily. Then I went into playing the Oblivion. That's not devil may cry at all. Well, he's not playing a remastered oblivion? Oh, he's playing, went into playing Oblivion remaster and we'll have to pull myself away from it at some point to play DMC 4 and 5. I have an exciting backlog on my hands. What backlogged games do you have

That you're most excited to play Dude I have so many fucking backlogg I gave up after a while I still got to play a Dragon's Dogma 2 I was the only one I knew That was excited about that game And then I was just like $70 And then I saw the optimization

Was kind of shitty And I'm like I don't know Whatever I just I just saw like the two Of course it was gonna be 70 bucks But yeah But like I was just seeing the reviews Of people saying like on Steam

Like this thing was kind of optimized Kind of shitty And I was like I'm not playing this right now I'm sure it's fine now It's been over a year. But it also, it's not that... Capcom pissing me out because you know, Capcom sells their games

ultra cheap after like a year. Why I saying Capcom? I think I've just said it too many times. That's just it. That's what it is now. I see. Excuse me? ComCon.

Come Cap. All right. Well, this fell apart so quickly. It's crazy. Come coming, coming, coming. Yeah. Comey, coming, come me. It fell apart like a key of furniture.

That's insane Dumping it like Furture it turns the mist Dude I swear to him I can't There's some Some Ikea Frencher is so sturdy

That I can't believe It and then other ones Are like genuinely like Balsa would I don't understand You know that table we had The one that was like Awkwardly high

Yeah And we had like this Perfectly square You remember it I remember it Yeah And it was so fucking That thing was heavy duty

Man It was way strong And it was way strongly than it needed to be and then I got something else for my and then it fell apart in two minutes. I got a bookcase of my gear. And I'm really good of putting that shit together too so it was like what the like what you? I got a bookcase of mykea that was enduring.

The one I had before, the one I had before I have like the fucking stupid fancy one I have now. Are you taking the flurgen or whatever the fuck? Yeah. I was like this the flurgan and I was like this thing is enduring. It was it was taking damage though. Yeah. It was it was hurt. Was it the boxes? Yeah. The squares.

It was taking damage. Why is it taking damage? Like isn't it just over time? books on it. And comic books are fucking heavy, dude. You don't realize how heavy books are until you got to move. They're wood. Oh, yeah. You forget that. They're just

wood. Because in your, well, yeah, in your mind it's just like, it's paper, dude. What? I was helping one of our friends move, right? And you can tell if someone has never really moved their own stuff how they pack. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're supposed to pack so you can lift it. Hi, I'm

Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're and not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead,

then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script,

a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low,

listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I was. in that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. That is how you pack. Yeah,

I remember how you, when we first moved, you packed like a fucking idiot. When I packed my comics, yeah, because I packed them all up. You packed them all together. Yeah.

You packed them all together and then in like a box with like one strip of tape underneath it. And it was just so clearly like King said, this is not going to fucking function at all. That's great.

And what's funny is I was, we were moving our stuff and I was like, there was one box. that I kid you not was like a hundred pounds on one side and then maybe nine on the other side. And I was like, it was like, it was like,

how'd you pack this? Me and Ben were like, what the fuck is? What is this? And then her and Lily went up to get like for like pillows and stuff and they could. They had to get help from another guy in a store, the place to bring it down. And I was like,

guys, you guys are carrying pillows and comforters. You guys couldn't bring that downstairs. Yeah, I don't know It was I think I think Honestly it's probably because the fact that the pillows of covers are so big That it was probably awkward to carry But it wasn't heavy

It was right It might be awkward to carry I mean It's unwieldy You can you can Fold them down to where they're not awkward to carry It was like like one of the dog Sometimes you just got to grab it and go

One of the doggie steps things That are like this is like five seconds Just to fold it up Oh no it takes long You know what I do when I carry comforters I really think of it When I carried comforters, I really wrapped around myself. I looked like a shaw or something like that.

Yeah, I just kind of wear them. Yeah, literally. When we were moving from my first apartment up the street to the one that I was down the street. In the middle of the night, I went up there, I grabbed all of the comforters that we had in an apartment and I wore them down the street into an old apartment. And they were like, I wonder if I thought I was accrupted. That I was like that. It's crazy. It's funny the things you think about like that we used to do in those moments and not think about how it looks from our other.

people's perspective. Like when I abandoned our, when I abandoned our moving truck when we were, when we were moving to the, to Burbank for the first time. Yeah. Because my food got to the apartment.

And I was just, it was like, 150 degrees. And I was like, I gotta go. And I left. Like, I was driving the,

I was driving the, the U-Haul with Jalen. And I was like, my food is here. It was at the traffic light and I walked out. And I ran back to the apartment with no shirt on. Because it was fucking, 117 degrees was raining

ash. I hadn't eaten all day. We were moving. Very cool. So somebody just saw some guy a band in a truck in the middle of the street. The shit's getting wrong. Guess it's the apocalypse. I was too... I just... I was... I genuinely didn't care. I was like, I'm eating. I have to eat.

That was such an ass period of time. It was a terrible fucking... It was a terrible day. I miss it. Okay. Just contrary. I loved it. that Lyle was moving too. Like we were coincidentally both moving on the same day.

And I remember I dropped off my fridge to him. I remember that when Lyle left his basement. Oh yeah, he lived in that rat infested hellhole. Oh my God. Oh, God. Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here. Let's read the names of our patrons over at patreon.com slash a Star Tank.

You remember them. Yeah, man. You remember those people. Sinaman is the Winemann. Sinerman is the winner mon. Sinerman. It's Sinemann. Man, I'm the winner man.

Fucking doing a bunch of gay like fucking dances in front of him. Galic. Gaelic. Is me. Senaman. Go watch my movie. Senerman. Sener.

We're going to read the names of our $25 enough patrons now. Remember, you can go over to patreon.com. That's a snark tank. It's a website. Is it? Yeah, Patreon. Oh, yeah, it is. That's right.

I forgot about that. You can go over there, and if you put a dollar down, if you give a dollar to him, you'll get early ad-free access. If you give $5 to Kingston, he'll suck your dick. I really won't. I really won't. And if you give $25 to the show, I'll read your name. I think these are the prices in accordance with the sacrifice made by each of us. I think are pretty accordant.

Fair. Definitely fair. Yeah, I think so. I am not sucking your dick anymore. He will suck your dick. Okay. Well, he's just talking about tax. tariffs. Like it is not exactly $5 anymore for the dick-sucking tier.

Now it's like $6.50 kind of. Something like that. It was like the tax that's incorporated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he will let you finish down his throat. Yeah, yeah. It's an extra $5 for up the nostrils. Yeah, a $10 tier.

It's a $10 tier. They're busted his nostrils. Can you imagine? We just had like a, we just basically like it just had a, this is a sex slavery tier. on our fucking Patreon where it's like 10 bucks you just get to fuck one of the co-host

that is so barbaric and they have no say they signed $15, you get the $15 you get the fuck to shit out of it is so reasonable you fucking you'd be stupid not to do it

that's a $15 story that's worth a million dollars you change you change you're not gay I'll give you a 20 keep the change I'm like hey man I got it

I'm sorry. I got to do it. I'm paying for this tears. I got to fuck you, dude. My man. Sorry, man. I know you're not a fan of this.

I'm so sorry of this, man. I'm so sorry about this. Fucking pillow. My fucking bottle of what's it called? Extends this. I'm so sorry, dude. Oh my God.

Dude. Dick in the brain. He takes so many. He's becoming a dick. Is that what happens? If you take your dirty day supply all that one, you just turn it into a fucking cock. He turned it to a penis.

He turned into a... Guy, ladies and gentlemen, I've been doing nothing, but every single meal I have I've eaten for the last 15 weeks has been extends and zinc. So that's it. That's all I got. No protein, no water.

No water. water. If I need liquids, I just sweat in my own mouth. Sweat in my own mouth. Somebody rubbing your head that's up.

Fucking real life dick, man. We're going to read the names now. Count me down. Somebody slow that down to 25%. So we still have down to 25% That's gonna be crazy

Okay 157 I gotta remember that I'll write that down Oh man This is gonna be good content Okay Okay I'm back

I'm back I'm back All right come me down Two and one Delta Gamma Yanking it with the Yonkers Yoinker. Hell yeah, dude. The Yonkers joinker. The yonker's yoinker rot over here.

What does the yonkers jonker do again? He yonks people's, well, he tugs people's dicks a little bit. Yeah, what's the other? And he also lightly shoplifts. He lightly pickpockets. And then he's naked and he's covered in scabs, surreiser scabs, and he runs into the dark, and the second he crosses the threshold of dark, he

vanishes. The only yonkers crypted that I will be That's great. One day. That's right. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are

really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights in to all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy,

wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen.

So we see. sat there listening that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place The Jersey Jebel I think about that still Such a stupid fucking idea

I was I was concerned Then I watched Chris now I hate Florida The alt left pipeline Squimp is bugs Clamule Esquire the 3rd You sir guildmaster Mali Malibu

Kulshedra Eddras, I saw a billboard for Tim Poole's podcast on a highway near Cleveland, Ohio. Oh my God. Colin Moriarty, King Dad, King Dad saying D-A-R-L when Sweene kisses the bride.

King Dad? King Dad? His name's King Dad. Oh, sweet King Dad. King Dad. Oh, Daddy, King. You guys keep calling me Kingston's Dad, but I have a real name. It's King Dad It says that on his fucking birth certificate

It's on his birth certificate On his Costco gift card All the important documents King Dad I'm going to I'm going to mess up with a border Kingston's dad and Bill Cosby On their way to turn these Batty boys into Batty men

Kingston my son Why are your coho so gay Two rats in a trench coat Kingston's demented laughs are actually a trauma response from seeing his dad trick an orphan into blow torching their face off. Just point the nozzle to your face

and blow into it. Bubbles will happen. It's a bubble thing. It's a bubble thing. Now pull the trigger. That dispenses the soap. It's instantly melted. Oh, my God.

I'm such a. I'm such a. prankster. You've been Kingston's dadded. In the fucking same font as punked. Oh my God. That is so stupid. Kingston's dad is.

Hosted by Ashton Couther in Kingston's dad. Welcome to the Dadlands. I'm a dad. You're a dad. We're a dad. All right. PM candidate for the Ultrasies. the Derek pilot has been going out for so long I'm waiting for the Derek series

Sween spits on black people while shitting erect Kingston's dad going but it's but it stretches into Lou Bega's scream from Mambo number five I don't remember the beginning of that song enough to even understand that's a captain fucking sponge

It is kind of It is sort of Berserberroly's Big Bounty Bounce back side. Lus Loker 2, why so derpy? Mozart wrote us... Sucking, three, four guys.

Sorry. Sucking, three four guys. Ejaculating everybody. Whatever. Who cares? Mozart wrote a song that translates to lick me in the ass. Probably, I wouldn't be surprised.

Derek's salty scrotum sauce. Oh, I'm going to say white power. When I chime and chop. Oh, he clarified. It's karate chop. Oh, Karate Job? He calls it a Chinatim and Chop. He got into China with John's fucking crazy.

Kanye West's new version of flashing lightswood is called bashing geese. Jewish Goku says, Oeve, Oeve, oh. All gooners, fire at will, glazed their Randy rears,

Colin Moriarty, Domination, Majin Moriarty, Derek, not chauvin is innocent, free him, Ballin Moriarty, Colin Moriarty,

homosexual, oh my God, homosexual-sized beetle, sucking the Grinch Green Snot Rocket out of Derek's big black proboscis like a small vacuum what? That's crazy

that's a real name that's well written That's crazy He said Probuscus I've heard that shit Ever Rubuscus is a

Is a wild You know All those sides Stop doing that shit Stop My word Stop The beetle

No more Beatles No more Beatles stuff No more What are you About Beatles That you're so I don't like That people

People keep talking About beetles And fucking And sexuess with beetles Listen. Because bugs are so not sexual. This thing acts like he doesn't know reverse psychology or the Streisand effect. Yeah.

I know. That's what I'm doing. I think it's funny. I think that one is a fucking reward. This guy acts like he doesn't know the Carbino effect or whatever the hell that is. Carriola force? No, the carbon, the Cabanero effect? That's that magician guy who tricks demented people?

He had a show on true TV. He tricks people out of dementia. Yeah. You remember everything now. Yes Curious Curious I'm curious

I'm curious Comory already I was just listening to a band Called Dementorgo Oh really? Yeah You're a old Fucking

Sacabilly band Oh That guy sounds like he smokes 10,000 cigarettes He's like this Here I am All alone I'm like

How the fuck does he do Like he's singing in tea Perfectly Yeah Who's that Lurkin in the shadow And I don't get it. He's like Mongolian throat singing.

It's, yeah, I get, yeah. He just sounds like a didgeridoo. It's crazy. Listen, if you're listening, listen to the song ShadowCrypt by Demented Ergo. And then you guys would be like, what the fuck is that. No two words, no two phrases belong together than more than Shadow Crypt and Demented Argo. If you, if you asked me, like, if I didn't even know the name of that band and you said, who sings, what is it?

Shadow Crypt? Shadow Crypt? It would have been like, oh, that's clearly demented our god. It could be anybody else. Fair enough. I got a couple of white babies

I've been mean in the cell. Leaking pre. Columariariariari squared. Blonde blue-eyed German man applying for Sween's position to gentrify the podcast. I would say the N-word a little less than him.

Columariariariari woke Marxist Pope. My ass is full of piss. Help. Thugzilla versus Kingston's dad, a war of the Batimans. Losing my friends in the custody battle, Collin Moriarty.

Sweden confused between his hallucinations and life. Columariardi, spank Sinatra and Bing Comesby. Jack WFM, Super Ultra Mega Dumb Stupid and Idiotic Beatles going to X Games mode against the gay bug invasion. There's too much grease in this, dude. What did it? What'd you eat? It's a grease burrito. Oh.

Why'd you order the grease burrito then? I don't know. You got no bacon and there's no eggs. Can I get a grease burrito hold the meat and the beans and the cheese? There's a dip of tortilla and grease. So you want a fat tortilla full of grease? You ever see that meme of somebody ordering a pizza and they took off every topic except for they put sausage on the left side? so then when it shows up

there's just sausage everywhere because there's no saucer cheese to hold it in place it's so funny it's so stupid that's exactly the kind of thing that would make me laugh that is so dumb and I say hey

it's a butty boy kind of day Colin away already Chris Chris quick quick man that's hard to say real fast Chris quick quick quick I know you hate Imagine Dragons.

Would you still hate them if they gang raped you? What the fuck? So bad that it becomes a positive? What if they raped you? Two negatives and you're like, you know what? I respect them for raping me. They did catch him I was off guard. They earned that rape.

I never thought they would do something so heinous. And that's kind of a little bit respectable. I'm going to go listen to Thunder now. Thunder. Thunder. Whispering that in your ear. Lightning in the thunder. Thunder.

I can't even have, like, I really did not expect that ending, man. Lightning and that's pretty much. I did not expect that. I like that. I like that. That's great. Good, good writing. Yeah, it's not, it's not going to be as funny after this.

That's great. That's his name. I hope he subscribes our other podcast. We created such a fucking horrible audience. Oh my God. I will press charges over Kingston molesting me. Big meaty stinks. Kingston's dad caused the Permian extinction.

Boogie, it's crazy. Imagine living in their creatures that live their whole lives on a earth that was falling apart and never knew what a sunrise looked like. Like for millions of years, the sun didn't rise because the fucking asteroid I fucked everything up. You imagine living on this planet at that fire? I'd be really cold.

Probably cold and depressing. I'd be really cold. He'd be like, why are we here? Yeah, what is this? This fucking, this really blows. Oh, man. There's dust and glass in my lungs. I can't sleep as I go to sleep.

The night crudder's going to come and take me and wear me as a fucking cockling. You can't go to sleep because the oxygen goes away at night. How the hell place is this? Oh God What animal is still alive from then That's like a press terrestrial Maybe elephants, right? No elephants are definitely

Are you crazy? Elephant, The elephant survived the fucking asteroid No, no, no No, I'm like, well, Definitely not right No I think they did

I think they did actually Brother I'm probably I'm probably really fucked about How long an asteroid hit Because of the elephants The gators just ate all the dead animals That fell in the water

And they were like Yeah! I love it. I love extinction events. Imagine like a saber-toothed tiger and being blasted across the atmosphere. The fucking the fucking,

the next step in evolution directly got flattened by the... You don't hear you're crazy? What? The earliest answers of elephants likely The monrithium appeared in Africa around six days ago. The earliest ancestor. He earliest ancestor.

Around 60 million years ago. Damn, 60 million. And then what elephants are in the current form have been around since about six between six to five million years ago. 65 million? Yeah, before. I don't even know how long ago the asteroid was. The asteroid was around the 60s.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. like I get a stomach egg every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache

every day or I'm constantly feeling like gassy and all of those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication and then at that point we can probably identify something

that we can change. Hear the full conversation plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say,

and she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place.

That's what black people to earth? I thought you're trying to high five me first. I was like, what the fuck? How dare you think I would high five of your purpose. Little space dust. Black people fall into the ground and they grow out. I'm black. I'm black.

What's up? What's up? Hey, what's up on black? I'm just. Like you. I did my skin's darker. Skins and they're like, nope. Chains. Get to change.

Boogie Wogie Batty Bugle Boy. Dandy Andy, PM of the Oz Spider fucker party. Christopher Gay, gay, fucking gay gun. Would you rather give birth

to Patrice O'Neill every day or eat Jamaican food once? Oh, right, right. So the Astrois struck about 66 million years ago. Yeah, that makes sense. It was going to be a little bit after, because I always say 65 million years

ago dinosaurs were on the earth. So it has to be around that. Fucking stupid-ass dinosaurs. That's kind of crazy that dang. What? That's a long time ago. Oh, really?

I didn't think. I thought it was yesterday. I thought you're going to say so. I'm serious. Oh, man. I want an elephant so badly. No, you fucking don't. I do, but I know I shouldn't have one.

Absolutely. Because I just can't raise one correctly. Even if I have the means to raise it just I shouldn't have one I'm not raising it I'm paying somebody To do everything That's a wild animal I shouldn't have on one of those

But also like I really I was love that The food budget on those things Must be crazy Yeah Out of pocket yeah It's just like you're you have a specialist To raise it

And then you just have You own a specialist and an elephant That's basically what it is I own a person who's slave to me an elephant Basically I love to be friends of one Like hug a little one Go to Thailand

Hang out the fucking elephant Nah, you get elephants, but you also get ladyboys, and I don't want to deal with that. That's crazy. It's a package deal. You got to get them both. I'm like, oh, my God. You can't pick and choose. You got to...

I go there for lady boys. I get elephants. Oh, my God. All these dudes are go to Red Light District. They go into the room and it's just filled with elephants. Like, oh, man. I don't even understand how there's multiple elephants in this fucking... This was a...

This was a fucking tent, and now there's three elephants in here. What if you go? In New Thailand, it's the exact opposite, where there's just elephant women and trans elephants. I love that. I think that's interesting for sure. It's way more interesting, in my opinion. What would you call them? Elephant boys?

Elie boys? What would you call them? Lady fence? We'll come back to this in the future. I'm a bigot. I can get on that. Lady fence. That's disgusting.

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I remember like it. They were like that weird kind of like middle ground between like Real pastries. Yeah, it was like it was like a It was like above hostess

And that kind of thing But like not pure bakery. I've had an intimate They're like chilies of like store bought Pastries. I'd love some lemon pound cake right now. I want to hit up chilies Man they got those like

Like 12 bucks for like a like a whole meal It's not a bad deal But the only chilies that I know about is really far away. Is it? Yeah, I think so. It's in Glendale. Is it in Glendale?

Near the Echle Park area. Oh. What? The other side of Glendale. Yeah, so that's not really Glendale, is it? That's more. No, it's in Glendale, but it's on that side. Is it like by where we used to live?

No. We're on the L.A. part. I see. Or by the L.A. part. Neco Park weighs although on the side of brand. Okay. Are you, that doesn't sound, it doesn't sound right. So you know brand is like the middle of Glendale.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On the other side is going towards Echo Part and like, uh, Locke. I don't care. I don't know. I have been thinking about Chili's lately. I don't know why. I've never got to Chilis.

One of our friends got a fucking Chili's swag bag. Really? Yeah. She did. That's awesome. It's terrible. Is that Francis? No.

Oh. Oh. She got a little. I don't know why I was like, I don't know why I was going to. She had a fucking swag bag. And I was like, you're trashed. You're trashed. They used to have good chug.

I remember they had a chug. chocolate shake that I fucking was obsessed with and then they stopped making them. Like I went back one day and then they were like, we don't do that anymore. And I'm like, what? Why? It's such a staple. It was sub with a piss converter. I don't know.

Like a versus piss into water for drinking water. I'm not even exaggerating. I never went back when I found that out. I was like, well, I'm not going. I mean, I don't know, man. I really like those shakes. I mean, I get that. Yeah.

Call Moriarty, Kingston's beetle. Playing with my micro beetle penis, you can't stop me. What is a beetle's micropeedal? it's like. That is great. What the fuck is that? It doesn't look like anything. Yeah, right.

Some retard maxer got beat to death by kangaroo Jack at North Carolina, Riprobozo. What? Did a kangaroo beat somebody to death recently? Audience, look that up for me. Doesn't that happen like all the time? Jamie. Jamie get that on the fucking screen right now. Trenda Kingston's dad.

Michael Vic fights crypto of the Super Dog and beats him badly, Colin Moriarty. Sad gay little beetle squeezes. his beetle balls until he feels something so much beetles shit there's way more beetles than they're used to be it used to be just one guy I'm pretty sure and now it's like

that was that like the eighth or the seventh or some fucking retarts search Peter Lorry Fish Battle Colin Moriarty I can't drown my semen they know how to swim Big Gay beetle guzzling cum like it's sugar water Smitchie the kid I know what that is I can't drown

my seaman and all that's a fucking uh um uh bring me the horizon oh the song yeah it's a it's a song that blew up on ticot um can you feel my heart well so what's the gate is it bring me some more guys then i guess that's what it would be you guys you guys probably heard that because it blew up on um account with their 2013 album i used to fucking like ride my bike to work listening to the album all the time and that's it done done dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun don't oh i know that Gigichad thing or whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

It's that. It's like the bridge. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. I can't draw my demons. They know how to swim. I thought it was seaman action. I was like,

that's a bold statement. I was like, what is that? I know what that is. Especially the kid. Bam has beef with the other Colin Moore retarty. Call on Moriarty. Post it Clarity Nut. From hell's heart, I come at thee.

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All lives clearly matter I'm Kingston's dad This is the largest star in our galaxy This is the largest star in our galaxy Three billion times The mass of our sun And almost half as wide As Sweeney's tooth get

Carl Sagan really has it out for you For some reason Scientific This rotund bastard This fat black person needs to be smited With every bit of our power Someone kill him twice If it were up to me Carl Sagan

I would shoot this man in the nape of his neck Be nice to my son For I am king dad No Fair enough There's no attempt Made Just like I tried

You try I ask nicely That's all I can do That's really all you can do That's really all you can do In a civil society In a civil society What am I going to do?

I am not going to stop No way No how I'm not going to stop till this man is dead The only thing Keeping humanity from Reaching their full potential In the Stairs

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Hershey's, it's your happy place. Is Kingston's continued survival? I have proposed a plan to Congress to shoot him in the nape of his neck. It's like the big, beautiful nape shooting. Yeah, I love the idea. I love the idea of singling out the nape of someone. Yeah, the nape. It's such a specific way.

The big, beautiful neck shooting bill. I shot him in the nape of his neck. And she moved with me. He died like a dog. He didn't see the bullet coming. It was in the back of them. You know, they've been talking about passing the big beautiful bill.

The one big beautiful bill. What is that? What? Right now they're talking about Trump has a one big beautiful bill. That's what it's literally called. Really? Yeah. And so he's trying to pass a bunch of stuff that's going to obviously wreck the economy more.

Some tax cuts, but the tax cuts are going to throw us more into that blah, blah, blah, blah. So it's just one of those things that, um, classic. I like the idea of the bill's 400 pages. long, like literally, but it's just the plan to shoot the name of his neck.

It's so insane. Paragraphs about paragraphs. Detailed patents and plans, interviews. Of how to kill me. Carl Sagan has been brought back to life to consult. He's back. He's like withers from

from BG3. I know how to kill him. This is the largest star in I guess. Yeah, okay, right then, ready? Can we get Kinks his great one of the podcast? Craig the Canadian. And now this guy, how the fuck is he doing this, man? That's impressive.

It's a little, I don't even, hold on, let me. Who's doing what now? So, I don't know if really even the audience will be able to see it. But like, that's impressive. Like, I don't even. That's cool. I don't even understand how he's doing it. That's very cool.

But it's like, fucking. hieroglyphics of a little among us character with a penis that's sperming and then it's um fucking some chick and doggy and then yeah is fucking some lady who's like I guess jerking her hair off it's very strange I didn't see that like yeah well I like it I'm not about to move it again

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Star Tang Pop Podcast number one, January 12, 2014. That is true. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. That is the first one that I ever did. Yeah. Under that name with fucking my friend Sean and Jalen.

Oh, God. Yeah. John. Jaylon was on that episode. Sean. Sean. They killed him. Is it happening?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, what day is it today? It's Wednesday. Yeah, yeah. We're recording Sunday. Let's go.

Yeah. It'll be a. be a fun thing. So we can skip on Monday. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. Let's skip Monday? Yeah.

Well, because you guys are going to... I'm... Am I going to be it? You skip Monday. We're not going to skip Monday. No, no, well, you guys are doing it on Sunday, so there's no... That's going to be Monday's podcast, essentially.

That you guys do it on Sunday. Oh, I guess. Sure, yeah. I don't mind. I mean, in that... I thought it was... In my head, I thought it was an extra ammo because it was going to be so in the...

But, like, I guess I don't care. It doesn't really... It makes sense to do it as a normal episode. too. I think yeah. Either way makes sense to me. It's fine. Everybody knows Jalen. Yeah, we'll get him. Well, it'll be fun. I thought it was, I mean, even if it's shorter. I don't think it should, I don't think it should be hidden.

Yeah. I think people need to see the glory. You're right. I think everybody is a fucking gay person except for me. Everybody's trying to fuck me. You're my beautiful boy asshole. Everybody trying to fuck me. Everybody trying to have sex with me so much. What? Everybody trying to try to fuck me. Fuck you.

Are there? Art what that's going on, man? I don't know. Why is there a Witcher in the middle of Arcad? Lilian Moriarty, Colin Moriarty, Jojo asking Swin to borrow some melon so she could use the Edward around there. Con, M.H.

Lloyd of all, Moriarty. She's never said it, right? No, she's never said it. She's never said it. She's never said it. Oh shit. I made the screen black by accident. Hello, I'm Mr. Witcher.

I can't fix this. What's your name? Mr. Wichor. It's not, it's Mr. Wicher. It's John Wicher. It's John Wicher. Oblivion remastered made me convert to Christianity and pray to God every day.

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Don't be bigoted by son. That's a monster. That's a monster. I need to kill it. That may be a monster. But it's not nearly as much of a monster as Kingston is. Especially the nape of his neck. There's a fucking cabal of people that have to hate me.

The most intelligent people in the world. My dad's there. Black gay son. Won't you come and blast away my ass? Pound Garden. Kingston's dad's favorite song. Papani brothers, Jeffrey Epstein in Minecraft movie be like I am Steen.

Donk, Doncerson, the colon swinging slasher. Jury from, I said Juan. Jury from Street Fighter, giving me a syrupy footjob under the table at Denny's, parentheses this 2 a.m. In Spider-Man 3, Emo Peter says Shalom when answering the phone. This is to show that he's evil now. Colin Moriarty.

Don't judge me. This is Colin's own joke from Gameover-Reggrey show. O'Call-Mory Farty. Me, be fishy, limp biscuits and gravy, the rancid slopped hog. John Strickland, Merck's 1889, got way too drunk last night, woke up in a puddle of vomit, and piss on someone else's living room floor. That's fucking disastrous. I hope that's a joke. I hope you cleaned it up.

Damn, son. Fucking psycho. The first charge of Calamore, you already featuring Keith David, Kingston being brutally raped by a Falmer. Pyrrars. Blake 896. I got Lockjaw doing graveyard shifts at the Dick Sucking Factory and all I got was Lockjaw

as previously mentioned. The Dick Sucking Factory. That's a word of like a John Mullaney joke as previously mentioned is insane. The actual factory is crazy. You never been to the dick sucking factory? No? Never once? Why not?

Don't we like Dick too much. It's like the historical value of it. That's cool. You're fucking, you're a monster. Okay. You've never been to the Holocaust Museum. We've never been to the Museum of Tolerance.

Never once. You've never, you've never bathed once. Not playing on to. You never even painted with all the colors of the wind. Never going to. You've never done anything. Never gonna. I get Carl Sagan.

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