The Snark Tank - #327: Cancer Biden

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

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It's the only show where all main hosts are currently and always sitting in their own stool. I don't know about you guys. I'm sitting in a pile of my own stool. Why would you make a sweeping stupid? I mastered it. What do you mean? You mean this is currently and always. And then you said, I don't know about you guys.

I lost confidence immediately. Yeah, exactly. Because you realized what they were saying. I hope this is true. Currently have always been doing this, right? Right, guys, right? I like it. It's, you get used to it after a while.

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So, yeah, it's been, people seem to like it. We didn't do credits at the end of that episode. And people are like, nobody's really complaining about it. I just wanted to address it. That's not like a change that's happening. We kind of, I planned it to be kind of

an extra ammo, and then we were kind of going longer. And then I realized that we weren't even looking at the questions, really. So is this like, what is this? So I just considered it like a... I'm telling you right now. I just considered it a special episode. There was no...

Because we talked about this before. I already made plans on Monday. So there was no way I wasn't doing an episode. I was like... No, no, I know. I was thinking like, oh, maybe it'll be an extra ammo that we'll just put out for everybody or something that'll be it.

Yeah. We're doing an extra ammo today anyway. Right. You know what I mean? It would be like an extra extra ammo. That's kind of how I thought about it. We didn't, because we do shows now on Monday and then Wednesday, we do a show and an extra ammo.

Sure. If on Sunday, if you guys did an extra ammo, all that would have done was there needs to be a show on Monday and Wednesday, but not an extra ammo. And I was like, no, I'm busy on Monday. Even if the show was an hour, it was going to be a regular show. I was like, no. I was like, no. You didn't ever say some dumb shit? All right, time for the crew.

You just read the guy. I mean, if anything, to me, I'm like, this was a special episode. I even, because, look, man, I also, I appreciate the people. and their money and the credit, what we do. I appreciate that. But y'all, you were taking massive, I cut out the part where you guys were saying some really bad stuff about the credits. And I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I don't want these people to feel bad and feel not encouraged to give us money. I look, I, I, are saying bad things about the crowd? I don't even remember. This guy, really. He was just like, man, it's fucking, it's not as good as you think. It's fucking terrible. I was just like, I was like, God damn, dude. Some of the names.

It's a fucking, dude, the Beatles, man. I fucking hate that shit, dude. Stop saying that. Whatever. Look, I appreciate the money you give me. I'm sure. I appreciate the money you get. That's such a nothing statement.

No, no, no, no. I appreciate. I appreciate the fact that you guys are helping us live our lives. I appreciate the money you give me is so great. But let me explain. I cannot like the beetle thief, the fucking sex capades of Beatles. It's absolutely one of the things I hate the most now. Well, you're doing a great job at making sure it continues.

I fucking. I can't stand it. I'm going to, you're going to turn me into a bug terrorist. You know what's interesting? So I don't know if Jalen ever caught any of these shows. But I have a feeling maybe he has because he genuinely seemed disappointed. You guys didn't do the credits.

Like I was looking at his, his, his mannerism. It's like, are you sure? Like you seem like, like, because there's a lot of people that enjoy. Yeah. That part of the show because it's so stupid. No, I agree. In fairness, we recorded. way later than we thought we would.

Stuff came up earlier in that day for him, so he came later. And then I went, I went to your place to grab the stuff we need to record, which is mainly like a flash drive and an SD card. And then Jalen got here and I was like, oh, I'm stupid. We don't, we all bring our mics. And so we didn't have a mic for Jalen. And so I had to like. Neither of us thought of that.

Yeah, somehow. I was just like, I felt so stupid immediately. We were picking up the mic from you. The son was on his way starting to set. And we were like, if we would win a fucking football, that would have been hilarious. Yeah. And it was nice time when we left.

Yeah. And Jalen was tired, so we made some coffee. So by the time we ended the recording, it was like 9.30. And so I was just like, let's, yeah, let's get out of here. Yeah. Jojo and I went to downtown to get something to eat. And you said when you showed up and you were like, let me know when you guys are back or whatever. May I can bring it back or something.

So by the time we were done, which was around 930 or whatever, I was like, oh, it's probably way too late. I'll get it tomorrow. And then you were like, oh, no, we just finished. I was like, what the shit? Yeah. I was like, wait, my first thought was, how fucking long is the episode? Right. It's not that long.

It's actually one of our shorter ones because of the no credits. But people seem to like it, which is cool. I was, my thought was like, does anybody even get a care about it? Because it's so inside baseball that like a lot of stuff we're talking about is really only, you know, relevant to us. No, it was. But people seem to like it. No, that's cool. We'll have them on again for sure at some point in the future.

when we remember more stuff and when there's more time. The chemistry was great. You gotta have Jaylen Joe on too. Jalen has a really good voice. Yeah. He's actually, for not being a podcast,

his voice is very steady, which was really surprising, like looking at his audio on the mic and stuff. And it wasn't like, depending on like a lot of stuff, I'll use different ratios for whose audio I'm compressing. Right, yeah.

And so like I didn't, had to do as much compression for him because it was pretty steady. Like you just, even when he's talking low, it's still like loud. Now, it was really interesting because that's it. It's just an interesting thing to, you wouldn't expect that. A lot of times you expect somebody like the, their mics completely, they don't know what the fuck's going on. So it was, it was really pleasant experience. He has a very smooth, milky voice too.

He's got a great voice. I was like, yeah, niggas should, I don't know, maybe a side podcast. I don't know if, you know, some. I need to do poetry. Maybe. He can do poetry slams. Well, he does do poetry. He does write poetry, which is insane.

He published a book of it. He does. Yeah, we have it. We have it. We bought it. But, yeah, I'm glad. It's called. I forgot what it's called.

I actually do know what it's called. I was going to make up some bullshit. I don't remember what it's called exactly. But now it feels mean. I was like, whatever. It's all good. But yeah.

But yeah, so appreciate that. And I don't know. Did anything happen really? that we were that yes in general for us to talk about oh yeah our I know Biden's got a swollen

like colon or something walnut or something he's got a swollen colon swollen colon Biden a swollen colon how did they find out you think Jill finally like was like

pegging him or something he's like oh this kind of feels you got polyps what your wife Pagging your dementia riddle version of yourself is so banal. That is crazy. That is funny.

Remember you love this. You love that. I suppose so. Okay. I guess. He's got a giant Bowser dildo. He's got a dildo like that one year's show. You sent me that reel of that Russian guy.

He's going to security. I hate that video. There's this guy who has like a video series of him just trying, like walking through security checkpoints with a duffel bag and there's nothing in the duffel bag but a hulking dildo. Like I think that's the size of like your arm It's huge He's like he's like Russian too He's like some random rushing guy

What makes it funny is that every time People see it they jump There's a guy that actually goes backwards A little bit Like it's a bomb or something Like it's a flash make I love it with the audio too You'd be crazy if you put like a stink bomb in there too

Oh. It opens. It's just like a crazy whip. It's a ranked giant fucking dula. I had a similar experience working at Amazon where, you know, you just handle a bunch of stuff. And then I just grabbed this box to put in the package or whatever. And then it wasn't sealed. And then a big black dildo just fell out.

And I was like, who bought this? Do you get to see? Do you get to see who bought what? No. Unfortunately, it didn't give me the information because I would have tracked them down. Yeah. I would have found them. Gave him a call.

It's like, I have your dildo. I personally delivered it to them. I don't care where it was in the world. It was in fucking Iceland. I'm going to Iceland. Over the fucking water. Here you go. You drops, you drop something.

Like doing that, like, tailing that person for weeks. And creating the best spot where it has to be like, you drop something. And there's a hand of the dildo. And they're like, oh, I thought this got lost in the mail. Thank you so much. Awesome. It's like a glove It's like putting your pen

Inside of the pen cap That is I can't fucking believe that Like who Like I'm assuming it was like It had to be like that Russian guy It must have been for a bit No

No probably some people was using it Someone's definitely using it One of my friends One of my friends One of my friends can't sit down anymore without, you know, just... Just shitting? Just shitting all over himself. So one of my...

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Learn more at ASUonline.asu.org. You know, and it kind of looks like it. See where you're going with this. That's kind of strange. What coincidence? And I've never seen it. Hmm. Yeah.

You realize you're a dildo. That's crazy. You're a cintian dildo. But as soon as you realize that you become inanimate now. That's Toy Story 5. It is Toy Story 5. It should be. It's like the only logical place for the blend of it.

It's like a classic fucking like, like joke. Of course it is. When Photoshop was like 1.0. Yeah. Like it was fucking Andy's new toy what it was called. Andy's mom's toy. And it was a fucking vibrator. It's like, yay. It's an obvious joke, but it's also the only place left at this point for that like, like what could you do with it? There is a Toy Story 5 apparently. There is. That is happening. I can't. It's like, stop milking this fucking franchise. Yeah, people don't even play with toys anymore, I'm pretty sure. No, they do, but not the same way though. Not in the same. Not like weed. That's fucking sad.

It's just not the same way. Like they play with toys, but it's not like, it's heavily spliced. It's less spliced than like, so like fucking phones and shit. What the fuck did you just say? Because they usually, like my nephew, right? He plays with toys. He does like toys. How do you know?

Because I have, I'm present in his life. Sure. And I buy him toys. Fucking liar. That's crazy. You're always here. I'm trying to, what? I'm trying to break the cycle of not having attentive family members.

No, really? I'm trying to break the cycle of having attention family. Shit. Dude, must be nice. No. Everybody gives me shit every Thanksgiving. How come you never call?

It's because I'm brain damage and I can't remember. Damn, dude. That's a sweet deal, actually. Yeah, that's my excuse anyway. Yeah, because I don't want to be boxed. Because I boxed. I forgot.

I have CTE. I have CTE now. You got one match, you know? Yeah, yeah. And that's all it took. Yeah, that's my, that's my version of when people like say, like, they say that they're veterans,

but they were like paper pushers. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I served this country. It's like, you didn't serve shit. Like, you did. Like, not to minimize it necessarily. Yes.

But you can't go out there and then be like, listen. You know, like talk as if, as if like, Yeah, like lying by over here. I have PTSD. There's so many things to sign. I'll minimize. I'll minimize. One time I started the day and the pen was out of ink.

Like, okay, big deal. I'll minimize the fuck out of that, dude. I'm not. No, not for, sorry. I'm just saying, I have too many people in my family that were in direct combat. That's what I'm saying. For me to be like, you matter, you're secretary. Like, suck a dick.

Right, that's what I'm saying. It's like you serve, but like you didn't serve in the way that people are, the way that that colloquially is understood. You can't go around saying that. Yeah. In my opinion. One thing that I also learned, at least this is, I guess this kind of anecdotal from the, from the soldiers that I know, that they don't want to be things. They don't even like the whole that whole thing for your shirt They don't even like that shit

So it's like always the ones that are Fakeish shit The mailman Yeah It depends on what they serve for It's like because obviously like most special force Niggas don't really like talking about it Because they're traumatized

Most of them are like Yeah You know like I did shit I really I don't agree with anymore most of them Remember I told you about you guys Had a gaffe about I talked about a friend That you saw the cooked baby

Yeah Like that Like he's one of those people He's traumatized. He's not okay. He's one of those people that like, it's just, yeah, man, I was there. Saw some shit. You delivered that in a way that.

It wasn't so much what you said, but like the way. That whole, the emphasis of the two Bs on baby. Fucking killed me for some of the baby in a microwave. You're right. Because it, well, you can't tell it any other way because of how shocking it is. Was it in a bowl or a plate or something? He didn't. He didn't specify.

I never considered there being some fine china under the baby. I never considered that. With some fucking, I never considered what. It's like that weird parchment paper that comes with bacon. I never even thought about like, oh, wow. So on a plate. That's crazy.

Was it a bowl with like a napkin on top of it? That's crazy. You have one of those covers so the microwave didn't get dirty? That's crazy But yeah There's a difference between like walking in on a cooked baby And I don't know Signing a document, you know?

Yeah, being like a secretary for the fucking like The captain or whatever One of those exos that are just jacking off in the tents And beating the local women or whatever Yeah, there's even like P pencil pusher drops that I would consider kind of Like HR I bet is a nightmare over there Yeah

Look being over there If there even is such a thing Respect you for even being over there Well I can't even say I'm sorry it's one of those fine lines where it's like I it's insensitive to say it's like I feel bad for the people that are misled into doing a lot of stuff like that that got to go over there right yeah yeah but at the

end of the day I'm also I don't necessarily if I'm being honest I don't really have respect for soldiers I don't think I think I think we're so not that we are not that we should be so far past this bullshit sure right that's the thing that that's upsetting to me. Like as just like a humanitarian, the fact that it's like, oh, war is just normal still. You know what's crazy though? It's like I have more, I have way more respect for soldiers than I do for cops. Oh, yeah.

You know what I mean? Like there's something about it that like, because at the very least like, what is it for you? Like in my opinion, like if you're a soldier and this changes depending on the time in history, of course. Like there were times where it's just like, yeah, I mean, go kill the Nazis. You know what I mean? Like that's a cool thing to do. But like, I think because.

you're trading something significant to do it. You know? Like, if you, like, okay, you, you,

you are misled into believing something, but you're actually, like, standing on business, as opposed to, like, a cop who's like, I just want to be an asshole

and stop people on the street. Yeah. I mean, a lot of, you know what I mean? A lot. Well, they become cops.

Like, like, like, a lot. Right, but I'm not talking about the Venn diagram. I'm talking about, like,

as separate entities. Which is, like, everybody in my family is that. Like, the people who were, like went to the police academy. Dude, that is something that I actually,

uh, I, I didn't do. I thought about it coming up with us. Remember? When I wanted to become a cop. No. What? What? What you talking about? I wanted to be on a cop and I was like 20.

I thought about coming a cop, but I was like, I was like, I was like, 18. I don't remember you before yesterday, quite frankly. I didn't say. You do have CT. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, Kevin. Lucky.

Lucky. I don't know. Actually, I envy you. I don't know, Convoy. I envy me too. What? How great would life be, though, if you just, like, did their membership? If you were just, if you were just, if you were just Joe Biden and you just had no idea what was going on?

Joe Biden, like, oh, I have some cancer or something. At a certain point, I think it's fun. At first, it's probably really scary, though. I bet Joe Biden, like, at first it's probably terrifying. Then at a certain level, it becomes awesome. I bet Joe Biden has a level of, like, cognitive inability where, like, he'll probably heal himself from the cancer by, like, by mind overmattering it. You know, or it's like, if he just forgets that he has it enough, it'll just go. way because it feels like it's not being paid attention to.

I feel like I've done that. I feel like if that's what I'm doing by not going to the doctor ever. If Joe Biden says, Kameha, meha, and he'll come out of his head. It'll be a beam. If you know what Dragon Ball is, yeah,

and that'd be terrified. Keep him away from that. He's just an org. He's a warhammer. But he's not creative enough to think, to imagine anything that would really benefit him. Like he can only imagine himself giving speeches that kind of makes sense. I'm young.

He's fucking 20. I'm young gay and he's a young Joe Biden. He should. How old is Joe Biden? He's like 80 something? He's probably like, he's probably like 88. Does colon cancer even matter if you're that old? I mean, apparently it does to him because he's going to...

I know it's in his bones or something. He's going to go, yeah, it metastasized to its fucking... Which is crazy because that means he's been mega sick for a long time, which I know is not surprising at all. A lot of people are like speculating about the efficacy. and the morality of wheeling him out. But it's like, is that not every old? No, I do think there's a difference, I think. He was particularly bad.

Considering these two, because they're relics. Well, it's more considering the fact that, like, they knew that that was the case, clearly. And then they wheeled them out late enough to avoid an open primary. That I think is actually fucking genuinely ridiculous. Yeah. Like, fuck you for doing that. Like, that's outrageously irresponsible.

It's, yeah. But it, it's more, it just adds to it. because it was already fucked up enough and now knowing this it's like extra. Exactly, yeah. It's like great, thanks, thanks. Not that it changes my opinion

one way or the other. Like fuck the Democrats the whole time. I don't feel any, no, man. This actually didn't do anything for me hearing this information. It just like reinforced what I felt like. Yeah, I was just like, this fucking old cunt.

It's just more old people refusing to fucking let go of this one modicum of, even though they have all the power already. Like, you are dying of ass cancer, dude. go home. No, why would I do that when I could not? No, why could I...

No, here's a deal, Jack. My ass is swollen. I thought it's not even him. I think it's not even even... At a certain point... I think it's got to be him at some point. That one day that ruined his actual chance when he had that debate with Trump

where he was completely out of it. I guarantee you he pissed entirely blood that day. Like, he was just... He was looking and he was like, oh, that's... That's not the same thing. I'm not going to worry about it. And then he just went into his thing. And he had almost no blood.

And that's why he just kept fucking up. He didn't even notice. He just looked down and he was like, well, my pee's gray like it normally is. Can't fucking see color. He's been so sick. I'm sure. I'm sure he pissed. I went to wash his hands.

Like, oh, look, Hawaiian Punch, put a cup in there and drink it. No way he knows what Hawaiian Punch is. It's never cold. Hawaiian Punch was probably invented in like 1932. It's probably still too young. for him to know what it is. You ever look up how old certain things are where you're like surprised?

I'm super surprised about how old is a lot of stuff. Dude, Mountain Dew blew me the fuck away. Yeah. Isn't it old? Way old. Like World War II old. I saw the,

the origins of the cans. And like how it's, I don't know how I saw this. You're a dumb gamer that's fucking retarded and shit. Yeah. And it just like gave me the evolution of the, how the Mountain Dew can. The algorithm was like,

you play video games. If you like to know about it. the history of Mountain Dew. I was like, you were like, absolutely. I know that's as far as your intellectual curiosity goes. It's like, I gotta know who did this logo?

You know? I want to, I want to think for my MLG days. No. Did it always look like sewage? Mountain Dew? Yeah. Mountain is like piss.

Mountain Dew looks concerning. It's a little green. It looks like my pits. I remember when I found out, I remember when I found out that it was green. I always thought it was like the bottle, you know?

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Oh. Like the bottle was doing it? Oh, I see. Like the Xbox green. Like surge. Wait, that's not right. Like, what is a? Like, ectocooler or something.

You know? Like green, energy green. Yeah. The green, the, what's, what's one? one of those ginger drinks has a green bottle. Ginger ale, or Schweps. Is that one? Yeah,

yeah, however the fuck you say that. Yeah. Yeah, but Mountain dude looks like you absolutely shouldn't drink it. Yeah. There's a lot of shit like that, man.

I remember I saw Red Bull in a glass the first time? I was like, brother. In a glass? Yeah, like in a cup. Like I see through cup and I was like, yo, what the,

no wonder it's in a can. Yeah, like I don't want that. You could, you would never be able to pitch this. It's a very weird color. Yeah. I didn't I don't I don't it's deeply upsetting I was a Yeagerbaum fellow for a

period of time so I got a you're a yager bomb guy I've only had I had the only time that I've had Yeagerbombs ever was at Vidcon with Lord Lord Vega in that hotel lobby so then it's interesting is to me Yeager bombs only it was it was just where I was it must have been regional because uh since it was a bunch of OC bros with lifted trucks and stuff and they're all retarded listen to Kotmau kings they all had just had monster everything monster. So the, the,

the, the, Yeager bombs are with Monster. Oh my God. Yeah. And I still have never had Monster in my life. So it's,

well, I will say, it's much sweeter. It does mix a little bit better with Yeager Meister. But also, I'm not really a huge fan of Yeager Meister

because it tastes like black licorish. And I think that's the worst fucking candy on earth. It actually, I don't, when I see old people with it, I'm like,

well, you definitely would do the Great Depression. I get this. We had, it was a cane sludge. It was a cane sludge. There was some black-liquish drink that we had at like VidCon with I think I think Jack's films and Eric We did. We did it was it school no scuma is the Skyrim that's yeah

You said scuma like that. It's something it's like cooked you're already a drug addict No it's it sounds very similar to that I swear to it. It was like What the f Sambuka? Samboca that's it. It was very close. Yeah sounds like that sounds like some fucking it almost sounds like either one of them could be each other you know what I mean like? Like Sambuka. sounds fake as fuck. That sounds like a video game thing. Yeah. But it's real. And I remember drinking as, mm. It tasted the same me as like,

Yeager. It's interchangeable. I just don't understand that flavor. But also, I'm somebody who, um, because I think it's pretty bitter or is it sweet? I can't, I can't, I can't clock that flavor. Liquor is disgusting to me in general. I like the red one. It's fine. It's okay, but it's. You like, you like, you like to rope? Terry rope. I like the rope. Oh, I thought you said I like to I like you say, I like, I like to rope.

I guess, I mean, who doesn't really like the rope? I've been known to rope on occasion. That's actually a very good point, though. Who doesn't like rope? Do you guys not like roping? No, man. There's not a ropsters? Rope.

Rope. That's like, is that the new gooner? Ropster. A ropster. That's got to sick. That is fucking crazy. That is, uh, I would, I would like to aspire to get whatever you need. What is it, lettheson?

Fucking iron. This stuff, zinc, magnesium, all the good stuff and plenty of fluids, I guess. And I'm like, I want genuine ropes because I guess that's where it came from, the people that can bust like champions. Because it looks like a lasso essentially. Like, they're just busting that hard. So crazy. Yeah. And I'm just like, I don't, I wasn't gifted with that.

I want to, I want to get a hole drove into my floor to precise of my penis. And I want to come in it to the point that I can seal it up. and then it would be like a, because there's a full little vial of cum I have somewhere in my house. Why? I don't know, really. Such a freak.

I don't know really. I just want to know that. Do you remember the story? I'm about the guy that stored. Fuck the floor? Well, I'll come back to that. Hold on. Hold on.

The guy he would store cum. He feed it to his wife. Yeah. Dude, that shit is crazy. Like what? Yeah, he put it in a jar, and then his wife found the jar in like the back at,

like under the sink or something. Under the sink in the bathroom, I think she was like, or I think she threw it out because she was like, I don't know what this is. She did throw it out. What the fuck just happened? Are we good? Because yeah, that was.

That was not normal. Yeah. Go back to you? Huh. It's still reporting. Okay. Okay. We'll monitor in the situation.

That was weird. It just, maybe it was just a monitor. Maybe. Okay. It did that again? No. No, no, I just did it.

But like, everything went black. Yeah, so that had to be the monitor, I guess. Okay. Whatever, I'm leaving this in. I don't care. That was upsetting. Anyway, what the fuck were you talking about? That scared me.

Oh, the guy. What did you say? The comheider. Oh, the cum hider. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then so she threw it out without his permission. Then he comes home one day and he's like, where's the jar? He's like, don't touch that jar again.

And I think it like advances a little bit more. And she finds it again or something. And then he confesses that it's like, yeah, I've been. coming in this jar and putting it in your food every now and again, which is fucking just, what do you even gain from that? Like, I don't,

it's such a weird, sick and twit. It's such a weird thing to gain satisfaction from, right? Yeah. I guess the one thing I want to know is, I want to follow up because. Oh yeah, I got to know more.

I would also like to know her genuine reaction of like, what did she, how does she react to finding that information? Like, was she just. That's an immediate deal breaker, right? It has. It has to be.

You would hope. You'd hope so. That's like, I don't, I can't even fucking fathom, like, staying around after that. Yeah. Is it one of those things? Do you think the guy was like, he wanted her to, like, swallow and she just was one of those girls that wasn't down for that? So then he just kind of like fed it to her slowly.

That is so crazy. That is so insane. It's like, just break up if it's that important. If it's that important. I can't even imagine it being that important, but like, that's such a. wild, the leap, you know, to doing that. That's not okay. Even at my most goonorific.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I can't even imagine taking this type of leap. No. Where you're just like, God damn, dude.

That's so, like, wildly invasive. Keep your goonery of yourself, at least. I really, and I really cannot support comments. Have you guys, have you guys, have you guys heard about the, um, the gayification where like there's this, like, there's this, like, there's this guy is like, hey, you know, there's him and his wife have been married for like 16 years long having married. He's like, hey, me and your brother-in-law, me and her brother-in-law are going to go to the Bahamas for this gay orgy.

And where's just going to, where did you hear this? That's a Reddit post I read. And I was like, what? And then what? And then what happened? And the wife was to be like, calm. wife's like, are you gay? Like, if you're gay, like, that's fine.

If you're queer, like, that's whatever. I still love you. But, like, you know, we got to figure out some of stuff about theirs. He's like, no, I'm not gay at all. I just want to go to Bahamas and fuck some, fuck some butt. What is that? Fuck some dude, but. What did this lead to?

It led to the wife finding out that he clearly has to had many a gascapades, but refuses to admit he's gay. I'm just not gay, man. I'm just out here just knocking down people for, just, just for, just. So he admits that he's out there fucking. guys on purpose. But he's not gay. Like he's like, oh, it's probably, he's probably like, oh, it's for sport or something. You know, like it's just like it's what it's like a hundred. He's craving the hundred. It's like how I'm not, I'm not an alcoholic, but I like an occasional

drink. Yeah. And I'm like, well, how I think so probably. It's probably something around that. I don't need it. I don't need it. You just every once while you want to fuck some, what's wrong with that. I don't even really like it really. Like it's just, it's more of like what it does for me. Isn't it weird that? It's like coffee, even though they don't like it. It's like, it's what I need. That's fucking wild dude. It's,

the weird thing is with that guy's situation, being honest enough to be like, yeah, I fuck guy butt. But the problem is the label that comes with it is the problem. Yeah. Not the, not the out.

Not that he's actually fucking guy butt. Like that's, yeah, it's no problem. Which that's true. But like, it's like, it's like,

Look, look, let's be real. Anybody right now that's paying attention to the NBA, there's Carl Anthony Towns. Cat is, he has a family. He's got a girl, but that nigger is... He, look, I don't know if, I don't know, but... I would say at best he's bisexual.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was a gay. I would not be surprised if it ended up. Dude, it's... It's... Like he puts on the thing that's sad it saddens me when it's time for him to interview He puts on this like deeper like voice where he tries to hide it But like then he has like moments where breaks like hey what do you think is a What do you think is more difficult the the SEC or the ECF like the Eastern Conference finals and he's like the SEC

What you mean like it it breaks character every once in a while oh for sure or like uh there's there's a fucking excellent picture of a jason tatum um He's going in for a layup. And he fucking to not, like, he didn't want to foul him. And he's like, like, look, like he's one leg up. And he's like, one leg up. This guy is so zesty. I love it.

I actually love his zesty attitude. I feel like it makes him play harder. I like him a lot. I think he's really, I think he's really funny. He's like, oh my God. I love hearing him say that. Every time he tries to get a foul call because they're not calling files on him. He's like, oh my God.

Fowl. Like, he's so, dude, I love Kat. But like it makes me mad that I'm like, why can't you just be, like we all see it, but why can't you just be that? Maybe he is authentically just one of those anomalies. I'm going to be honest. I have people, there's so many in my family that I think I have no evidence at all that he either likes men or has ever been with anything like that. But like his mannerisms are completely queer coded. Right. So it's one of those things where I'm like, I wouldn't be surprised. But at the same time, it could be an anomaly where he just grew up around a lot of women.

Yeah, like people tell me I have black mannerisms all the time. Yeah? Yeah, where? He's had black coded. It's very true. No, actually, I, yeah, it's 100% true. What happened? What'd you said? Interesting. Yeah. Do you not agree? No. Dude, the amount of times. I mean, I say the N-word all the time. Says the N-word. Yeah. He fucking wears Tim's. You know what's crazy? I think racist probably say, I think racist probably say, the end of more than most black people. I don't say it more than most black people. Are you a racist? Of course. He goes to sleep with do rags. That's true. You don't see it ever.

He's never sleeping on camera. You're not sleeping with him. You're not sleeping with him, you know? So he goes to sleep, puts his dourag on. He's got his waves, but then he fixed it for the podcast. He's like, yeah, I wake up with waves. Undoing waves is insane. It takes a long time.

It's why the show starts at 11 and not nine. I need time to undo my waves. I remember a time when I used to actually like really groom my, you know, self to, you know, brush it down to have my waves. And then I'm just like, this takes too long. This is stupid to maintain. And I got, now I got to, let me keep everything moist and important. Let me, I stop caring.

Yeah, I got to cut my hair short again. It's getting, it's annoying to maintain long hair. I'm going to get all out at one strand of the time. His name is a one strand of time. You get the tweezers. How long do you think of a take? A fucking psychopath. How long do you take one strand of time out?

With the amount of hair that you have. Yeah, just one at the time. Probably an entire day. I think it would take weight. Why don't you just grab pieces of it and pull? Nah, he likes precision. I'm gonna get the, I'm gonna get the waxing. He's like when they do the hair transplants, but in reverse.

Oh, they actually put the follicles inside of your face. Wait, so they take parts of your body that don't grow hair. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. Remove them and then put them on the places that do? Yeah, so they have like hair. Yeah, so hair transplants are, they have these tiny like tiny incisions and then they have to plant them in. Yeah. I don't think they're butt hair. People

that people that people's ass hair. Sometimes they work. Sometimes they don't. That's crazy ass hair. I don't think they do that. They do actually. I have. I have. Do you say people hair? That's pubic hair. That's pubic hair though. Like it doesn't. I think it's still gross. I don't grow the same. Maybe not. Does it? I don't have. So my knowledge is, it is just, it's, it's, it's, I don't have. My knowledge is, it. goes at the procedure and I don't know what type of hair they use. I don't know. What I'm saying is like people's beard hair and stuff. Like it would be weird if I used

like if I was getting a hair transplant and I used my beard hair. That would be weird because it's a completely different color. Yeah and it's essentially like pubic hair. It's not yeah. It's not the same consistency so it would be weird. It would be disgusting. Dude, imagine having a full head of pubic hair. Imagine the places that people usually go bald, right? So like

it's just a patch up here and like around the sides of like it's your normal hair and then it's a different color of like thicker like rustly hair. Doctor, can you replace my entire head of hair with pubic hair? I can do this. I've been waiting so long for somebody. Finally.

He opens up like a cabinet and takes out a book. He just flies off of it. It's like an ancient fucking. It's a tomb. A grimoire. Dude, that's sick as fuck. It would look like permanent like jerry curls, you know, just like all completely sprayed down and shit.

That would be. So sick. At least mine. Yeah. If I did that, they'll be sick. It'll be heinous. Yeah. I want to,

I got, I want to, I want to, I'm gonna ask them if I can, because I have a blonde beard. I have a decent amount of, uh, pubs.

No, I don't. I really, actually, it's, but I have like these patches that'll be good. And then so,

like, you see, here's the top of the head, uh, the beginning. Just fill in that little part right there with pubic hair. That'd be sick as fuck, dude.

It would look like, it would look like, like, like a, Just like this like a vague outline. I'm just like that looks different kind of from like the main. I'm going to look into it. You know what I want to do?

I want to give myself multiple widow's peaks. So I want to like fill in. So you know it goes like a triangle? Yeah. I want to go like a triangle here. And then another triangle. Another triangle here. Fucking modging fucking ass.

Dude. Dude. That's what we need. That's what we need. That's what we need. We need. I'm tired of because the one thing, you know how there's always. these things that kind of, uh, that can, that don't separate us. Like say, we all have the best cell phones

available. True. Uh, haircuts. Pretty much, you can't really do much. It is crazy that a haircut has remained basically the same for, yeah, as I've been alive. And so that, and that's where I'm getting at. It's time to step it up. So the multiple widow's peaks is, is one of the next things. Pubic hair. Exactly. What else? You guys got any other ideas? Um, he gave up a meeting. He introduced a concept that immediately gave up. What else? I think that's all like you know, I guess they could, you know how like some places offer like they'll wash your hair for free.

Or not for free, but like it's a part of the service. Yeah. What if there was like a service to grease up and dirty your hair? Can you filthy my fucking hair for me? I look way too clean. Yeah. Yeah. Like maybe it's like it's not what you're going for.

It's not the look. You're looking too. pristine and it doesn't serve what you're trying to do so it's like all right we're to dump your head in sewage bro sewage a sewage perm is crazy I feel like that would burn absolutely burn because you're going to realize that there are cuts on your head that you didn't realize we're there you know it's like when you put your hand in uh like uh salt or or like something something like seasoning citrusy you're like ooh oh I have a paper cut I didn't even know I didn't even know about it bro doing with

Like chilies. You'd have like fucking, you'd have like fucking black inky lines going down your face that you're getting infected by this. Oh, yeah. You put on your head. Yeah, it's fine. Your head just leaks sometimes. That's okay.

Yeah. Hepsy is good for the scalp. Yeah. That's what the old village. You should wash your hair in Pepsi. You should wash your hair. Wash your hair. You should get shampoo, three-fourth shampoo.

And then the last fourth is just Pepsi. You know what's crazy? I've actually heard people that that's like a thing that people, not Coke necessarily. But like, what is it? Coffee. People wash their hair with coffee. Oh, that heard that before. Apparently that's like a good thing to do, but like I don't understand how or like what?

It's, it's, uh, what do you? Is it? It's, uh, what is it? It's, it's, I don't know. Like, I mean, there's some people that are like, oh, because it's the same principle. Like, no, just drink the coffee.

Drink the coffee. I guess. Yeah. Um, they just do these things. It's fucking snake oil. Um, I don't know what I have. I have something. I can't remember it.

I didn't. Oh, I have, um, uh, what do you call it? one of those pads that clean your skin or whatever. I have one of those acne pads or whatever. Oh, yeah. And I don't clean my skin. I don't even, yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.

That's even crazy. That's even crazy. Yeah, I'm aware I've seen. I've seen it like, I fucking, do I clean it like once a week? I'll be, oh, shit, I'm all fucked up and then I'll, and then and then I'll see you next week. I do, I do a mask every day. Really? I did one of the scrubbing, like the, like the, the exfoliating masks, the soy one.

I do it every day. I used to, when I was younger, I used to really exfoli and all that shit. I got like, you know, I just do it every once in. Yeah, I got to pick that back up. Yeah. But I got the pads and I didn't, I just noticed just last night it says that, oh, it has like grapefruit this or something. And I'm like, why? I don't even know.

Oh, pissing. It's fucking tin. And I'm like, what the fuck is. Yeah, I don't know the science behind any of that stuff on us. Like, it all sounds plausible to me because I don't, because I remember, Rina was like, oh, body wash dries your skin out, you know, compared to like soap. Like proper, like bar soap. And I'm like, fuck. Well, what, why do they, why are they, why are they even allowed to do this?

this then? Like, what's the point of this? Why would you sell body wash that dries your skin out? Because it's easier to use than soap because you buy my shit. I don't know, I'm fucking know. You know what I mean? Like, I don't even know what the purpose of that. Like, that's not even a worthy trade-off. Just use soap. Well, to me, it's like, to me, it depends. It depends on like, uh, you get the ones that

actually you pay a pretty penny and then it's like, you'll keep you nice and moisture. Yeah. You'll have exfoliating stuff in it. Um, do you ever use the stuff with the fucking beads in them? Yeah, that's the exfoliating. I can't use that shit. Why? I need it. Because my pores are too big, so that, like, it's, it's not, it's in your face. You got to squeeze it out your fucking face. Yo, I'm not even joking.

Like, my pores are huge. So, like, it's actually a problem. Like, I can't use that shit. Yeah. That's interesting. I've ever heard of that. It sucks. We're Negroes.

You have famously small porters. That's a good thing about us. Yeah, yeah. Have small porters. So that's how it works. Yeah. So for us, it doesn't really matter. Yeah, I just, I don't scrub the fuck out of myself.

I got to, I got to, I got to, like. You just scrub off your tattoos. I've tried, I tried. off. Do you have any you don't want anymore? Like, you're like, I'd rather not have this. The only one that I don't like the, so this big, this one was, it's kind of okay on my hand, but I, I, it started off good. And then on a drunken night, there was a tattoo artist that was like, hey, man, I can color it in for you. Never a good start to a story. Of course. That's exactly how it was just one of those bad nights of, the night was fun. Of course, yeah. They're always fun. And when you're drunk, the unfortunate thing is you're

do aware. See, this is the thing. I hate when people make excuses like, oh, I didn't know what you looked like or whatever. I'm like, shut the fuck up. No, you were just didn't care. I didn't know what he looked like. You didn't care. That's the way. It can be blackout and just not. That's true. I didn't say black out. That's true. That's fair. Like, I didn't black out or nothing. But it's just like when you're, you're aware of what's happening. You just

don't care. Like, I've made out with the, you know, the fucking an ogre one time. And I'm just like, fuck it, whatever. I'm out of show. I'm having a good time. And then at school, everyone was like, bro. And I was like, yeah. What are you going to do? I've knocked down a few drowger. I've not done a few drowger in my life, bro. I mean, I'm not done a few druggers.

I like that idea of you being like, uh, yeah, whatever. And the next day you come to school or whatever and your, your fucking mouth looks like pizza. It's like it's like advanced herpes. It's so crazy. No. I've lucked out. Don't have her. Me too.

Don't have her. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. It's been, you know, I'll be trying, bro. I'd be trying. I'd be trying and not gotten herpes. It is.

I have a unique blood. A unique blood. It is quite frankly a miracle. I have unique blood. It's like, hey, chill, chill, bro. I didn't get it because I was like, I was too homophobic to, like, share drinks with people back in the day. Oh. Was.

Was. Yeah. I kind of like, as I got older, it just kind of bothered me less. Yeah. Well, usually when it came to alcohol, because I'm like, oh, the alcohol killed the gay bacteria on the drink. the alcohol won't make me not turn gay. Yeah. Because there's like gay,

there's gay bacteria on there. Right, right, right, right. When everybody, every man has gay bacteria. So this is what happens. And then when that gay bacteria of another guy and then your gay bacteria mingle together, then it activates your gayness. Right.

So it's exactly. But it happens incrementally. It's kind of like how, you know, you keep smoking. You'll eventually probably get cancer. So it's the same way. The more you interact drinking with other men. More you gay, the more you're gay. The more you gay.

So I really try to avoid it. And I only became like about like 30%. gay. So I'm not like, I contained it. I see. Yeah. That's why. Interesting. So, but. You should do a TED talk about this exact thing. You should go and go live and talk about it. I'm going to go on Temple's podcast and convince thousands of people this is real.

It's, I mean, you don't have to because it is. It is real. I'm going to convince them of the truth. I know. Yeah, I was waiting for that. Israel. I would go on Simple's podcast with a bomb in my chest and be like, guys, anyone moves. Anyone moves. Someone's fucking going up. Anyone moves.

We're fucking screwed. Anyone moves. That's such a low demand. That's something, it's a wildly high, it's a wildly high demand, actually. It is, I think, physically impossible not to not move. Anyone, to not move.

Don't you fucking look at me. Nobody look at me. Everybody look forward right now. Take your beanie off. Take it off right now. Take it off right now. Right now and rub your head. Rub your head. Rub your head.

Rubber baby boogie bumpers. Rubber baby bumpers. Do it right now. Don't want to put us all. this bitch up. I'll fucking set his bitch in the sky. We need more people like that. You know, like not

that's a terrorist. No, no, no, no. Stick with it. Stick with that the other than you. We need more people that are like willing to do insane stuff to change things. Yeah. Yeah. But maybe bringing a fucking car bomb on your chest. The Timble's podcast might not be the place you start. We need more people who are willing to, we need more people who are willing to eat light bulbs and gargle them, you know? Yeah. Like those that.

hard men. Like, you guys know what? Do you guys remember when Jimmy Dorr went on the Temple podcast? No, not out. Well, I mean,

good for you. I'm glad you don't remember because that's actually really, I'm envious. I don't remember. But, yeah, that he went on when he started doing his grifter arc. See,

what I was hoping, because he went on to just lie about, oh, uh, oh, when I spat on Alex Jones and that convention, you guys remember that? It was an accident.

I was just, it wasn't a fucking accident. What a dumb ass. Dude, it pans to Tim Poole and he has the most glazed over your foolish shit look, like, just like,

like, it's so funny. Yeah. He doesn't call him out on it because he's a fellow grifter now. Did he fucking hawk a lug? It wasn't like an accident. He got,

you got a drink, and then he walked up to him and spit in his face. I remember vividly because I took a more, an NKX screenshot of his rep house spitting and put it side by side to show like, Like, look at this fucking reptile. That's so crazy.

It's like, oh, I'm sorry. I actually have dementia. I just thought I was squirtle for a moment. Like, what are you saying? It was an accident. His explanation was, Alex Jones is really funny. And so he said something like funny,

and I had a spit take. I had some of my iced tea and I spit it. Yeah, everybody has a spit take with direct force across a room. By walking directly up to the person and then immediately walking away as he spent on. So crazy. The idea of a spit take like that is awesome. Awesome. Somebody tells you a joke. And then you run away.

And then you just run away. You don't even say sorry or nothing. You're such a fucking old loser. It's crazy. And I'm just like, now imagine a world. Mummy-ass looking fucking retort. After he said, no, imagine the world. After he says all that shit. Yeah. After he does the, Tim pulls his face is all glazed over from like, this guy's such

full of shit. Then he just pulls out a bomb and blows up. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody shut the fuck up right now. It's not even a bomb. It's literally, it's a stopwatch taped to a, like a, just a clump of hot dogs. But it still works. He figured it out.

He figured it out. He's been in the laboratory tinkering for years. Like, how do I unlock the explosive capability of hot dogs? That is crazy. That is crazy someone in a fucking lab. That's not lab. It's like a fucking workman. It's like a last of us two workmen.

Yeah. But he's has hot dogs and wires and a fucking candle. Dude. It's like Tony Stark in the cave Building building it with a box of scraps Exactly you know Tony Stark built us in a cave With a box of scraps

Fucking Obedee's stee You're okay Bro, that's Tony Stark bro We don't have the resource Stop being Nobody move Nobody move right Nobody fucking

Everybody stay fucking Everybody stay still fucking Everybody look at me Everybody's like Everybody's like my guy That's a movie he's demented he's demented but he makes an explosive vest on a hot nose

it does work he unlocks it he figures it out it does level that compound that compound's flat after he's done that's so great yeah it's not even like it exploded it's almost like it was just erased you know what I mean yeah like there's not even any rubble or like like it's gone and it where it was a patch of grass where dears and everything like frolic yeah you know how like it's healed you know like when a wormhole opens and then collapses

how it's like it just kind of erases what's there It just alters it That's what it did Yeah yeah That's crazy That is that's that's insane He's gone though Like we can't do it again

But like holy shit That's impressive That would be nuts to witness And then literally never being able to see that again I feel like that's looking too far ahead It's like a caveman looking at like somebody fucking using a flashlight I feel like it's like dude that's too

Maybe a native looking at a ship I don't feel like is that crazy. I feel like he would be able to figure it out. Like you feel it. I have a video, I have a video tutorial how to make one of the homemade one. I have a video tutorial on my phone. It's on my phone.

Are you going to 3D print one? No, I think that's too far. Why is that too far? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist

from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms.

Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I don't usually decide. into sexual deviancy. I think that's like a line I keep myself out of. He has a tutorial on how to build a flashlight. I haven't partooking it yet.

I just have it. I've sent it to the homies that might need it. Some of my hummus is in jail. Like, hey, brother. You go, man. So your homies in jail. Yeah.

Here's schematics. I know you have an abundance of resources. It's really not hard. It's like sponges, a balloon, and then like a fucking, like a fucking cup.

I like the idea of when you can just fleshlight's gotta be cheap now. They've been out for like decades almost. I feel like if I'm gonna be like $60 for a pretty good one. I feel like that's how much they were when they came out. Right, which means it would be cheaper still because of inflation.

The fact that they're holding steady on that price. Instead of fucking $80. Yeah. I wonder how much money. If you're a real fan, you're gonna fucking pay $80 for your game. Did you see that? The borderlands? He's like, shut the fuck up.

What's up? Randy Pitchford, the CEO of Gearbox or whatever, is like one of the lead Borderlands guys. He was like, oh yeah, real fans will pay $80 for

and it's like, why, just shut up. Pull your. Why you say? Like, I don't even necessarily, like,

I know what you're, if I'm being as charitable as possible to you. I mean, he's right. I know what you're saying. But like nobody, like, why would you think

that that would be a wise thing for a CEO to say? You gotta stop. It's, it's like, of course real fans are going to put down fucking a lot of money for fucking whatever it is

that they're interested in. But like, for you to say that is so tone deaf. It's crazy. That's the whole point. That is the whole the tone deafness of it.

It's the same thing as the, the Ubisoft guy was like, oh, like gamers got to get used to like not owning their games. It's true. It is a true thing.

We are in the era where we fucking play most of our shit digitally and you don't own them. I don't want to hear you say that pussy. Like, what the fuck? That's the worst thing for you to say.

You're not in the position to say shit like that. Yeah. It's crazy. It's, it only serves to hurt you. That's the thing. That's my thing. It's like, it's the self-preservation of it. It's just like, don't you want to, don't you want to create like a good environment for the thing that you're working on?

Right. They would think, well, they're fucking selling Nintendo Switch two games for fucking $80. And I'm like, dude, this is going to be. And they're just on the fact that they're on cards. They're not even real games. It's like, that's tragic. I just unfortunate. It's just maddening for like people like us. And, you know, I probably most people that are listening, they're just on the, on the level of we understand. that it's just a little bit of, you know, we're in control of consumerism. We're in control of supply and demand that if we just stepped back, they would adjust the price.

We understand, but too many people will never do that. And so it sucks knowing that and they still happen to just see things just keep going up. There's so many C-bound retards, I know. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

It sucks, man. I just watched a video on the entire history of NBA 2K. It was really nice because this guy just went through like autistically just went through the entire, from from 2K all the way to 25 and it's showing every difference and intros and just all this stuff. It was really cool video and showing the exact point of when it was, oh, here's the point of no return

or where it turned in a complete dog shit. Where did it start dying? Actually, technically. So 2013 is when they added a virtual currency. So some people would say that. But really 2018, they added this really shitty thing called the neighborhood. And this is when they started ramping up the VC. Oh, isn't it that weird like like a, like a lot.

not a live action menu, but like a real world kind of... It's more of, yeah, here's a place where you can hang around. Here's all your courts, there's all your stuff. This is when they ramped up the abuse of VC, the virtual course of currency. Yeah. Because it already was already kind of retarded, but it was still, there was still good games after it. There was still good games. Like, 2016 was actually a really good game.

There was good 2Ks after it. But yes, the better ones were definitely before virtual currency. Oh, of course. Like so. But like 2018 was like the death of, it. I skipped a billion of those games hop back on to see what was going on in 2K19. And I was like, the love that they put into the story was cool as fuck seeing that they were, it was like to be a reminding of a Titanfall 2 kind of a thing. Like, oh, they put a lot of love into the stake,

even though nobody's fucking with it. Yeah. And, and then they took it out because they're like, who gives a shit? We make billions on virtual currency. We're going to make the game shitty and fix two things each year. Just to like, oh, here you go. Finally, it's a little bit better. Somehow they regress this year or 2K25. And it sucks so badly because everybody, every content creator in the 2K industry knows,

if these stupid dumbass niggas would stop paying for this shit and spending another $70 to fucking max out their character so they could actually compete, they would stop. But they make billions from the virtual currency. They do. They're going to make money. It's so maddening because,

It's the only basketball simulator. It's the only one. There's no competition. They got rid of the live games. Yeah, Live's been dead for a while. I love those games. I loved all those games, honestly.

I wonder why that is. I don't know what the... Because to me, it doesn't even seem... I mean, 2K does all the sports stuff now in general, actually. It makes me madden. No, because EA has Madden and... No, that's not too. They're not too gay.

No, EA has Madden. I think they have... ESPN was... Because there used to be ESPN and Madden used to compete, and then they actually stopped. Yeah. So I think they made. might have the monopoly on the NFL now, which I don't think it should be able to be done.

I think it's, I don't like that. You can have a monopoly on we're the only ones who can make NFL branded content. Yeah. And that's how it is. So the EA. Even baseball. Like there's not a lot. Like I remember playing like RBI baseball and MVP baseball.

These are like different games, but like it's really just the show now. Yeah. And it might be the same. It might be the same for every sport that only, MLB the show, right? Yeah. MLB the show. Yeah. I think and that might be the only one.

No, I remember when the show came out. I'm going to that game franchise games. It used to be MLB games regularly. They just used to be like a bunch of weird like, like I remember playing MVP baseball 2005 was the one that I remember when they were just, they weren't called the show. I remember when the show was the show. Oh, is that true? It was MLB and then it became the show.

Yeah. That's so weird to me because like the, if just hearing that that name, it's like, that's a terrible name. It's kind of weird to me that that like took off because it's like, what do you mean? What does that mean? I guess it's just a. Yeah, like so that does make sense. It kind of lends to. what he's saying, that it was probably a specific thing,

and then they just went, people started calling at the show, so let's just run with it. Yeah, it's like, it's like Call of Duty 4 or whatever, how like it was like Mono Warfare, but then they were like, called Duty, Mono Warfare 2, whatever. Like, even though it's the seventh one or something. Yeah, I mean, when you think about it's like,

when anybody says do you play 2K, you know what they're talking about. Yeah, yeah. There's a trillion of them, and there was also there used to be NFL games. And I miss the competition. Everybody talks about the competition. That's in sports world. That is the biggest fucking thing that's a doubt.

Well, they're going to bring back fight night games. If they're probably not, I guess. I don't know. Boxing has a limited. They had a, because boxing, boxing became so much more popular. Undisputed is pretty sick. You should check it out.

It's, it's, well, I think it might still technically be in early access, but it's like out. Really? It, I don't remember if it's officially launched it. Is Michael Jai White in it? Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions. that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York,

talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle,

get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Is Michael Jai White undisputed? Yeah.

I haven't ran into that now. Because that's his, that's his movie series, you know that, right? The Undisputed games are his movie series. Well, it's, that's, you know, it's just undisputed.

It's, like, MMA, too. I'd assume he might be involved in it. Jason to, you know, that's not, it's irrelevant to his,

whatever his series is. Because of the fact, his movies are MMA movies called undisputed. So I'm like, oh my God. Well, it's just a,

it's just a word. It's just, you know, like, you can't copyright that. thing would be like, oh, you just, oh, like, add him into, no. Yeah, that'd be funny. It'd make more sense for him to be a mixed martial arts, but actually, he doesn't really,

he's not well, it's unfortunately, not well respected in the MM community. I heard he's not respect to him, even though like, I'm not sure why. In the community, he's not by fighters he is. Because that video came out of him eating that dog. I think he was, he was like, hey, I'm actually spawned and then he just ate a dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was real, him kicking the fuck out of what you call, kicking John Jones in the fucking back of his head.

Yeah, or that. John Jones is really happy, actually. I mean, some people, I like watching him fight. He needs to be in jail probably. I don't know anything about this guy. John Jones. This is a terrible fucking, he's one of the best, arguably the best mixed martial artist to live. However, there's huge asterisks because he's been caught cheating so many times.

He's popped for steroids multiple times. Oh, great. And so it's one of those things to where there's people that argue that it's crazy that he took those steroids because he'd probably win without them because he's so he's that good that's an argument man you can that you can't prove it either or yeah it's like because people talk about being in the cage with them very small not compared to it like being a light heavy weight but they talk about he's like three foot six i think right yeah he's like he's like three he's like three foot six he's he's way more powerful than he should be for some of his size like that's what they say he's three foot six he's like

way too power like like throwing up at least seven hundred forty five pounds that's that's a that's a wild arm he's got but yeah he's um he's beating his uh uh uh uh fiance after he accepted his Hall of Fame speech. Right out. Oh, really? Yeah, weekend, right? He fucking, he beat his wife. Damn, that's like Will Smith getting the award right after slapping Chris Ross.

Yeah, it's basically similar. He can't go back to him. That's hilarious. He still can't go back to him. It is crazy in retrospect that he just got an award. That is so, like, as if nothing happened. Yeah. He slapped a call.

I thought it was fake. I thought it was fake. I got my brain was like, this has to be fake. Because I agreed. I agreed to him slapping him for a bit and I was like, it wasn't played off like enough of a bit for me to believe that it was fake necessarily. Like, because it was, it was the sitting when he was yelling afterwards. Keep my wife's name out of your mouth.

That was when I was like, that's real. Yeah. It's not, the audience isn't laughing. There isn't, this is a very, I was like, oh, this is real. It felt so loony tunes. It had to be, like, it felt so loony tunes. The slap was the lunitude part. Yeah. It's like, it's like, it's like, bring back, way it's like, it was, it was, it was real, but it was like, this feels like looney

tune shit. Like, this doesn't feel like a real thing's happening. Like, what's happening? I'm be honest. The more stuff comes out about that. I'm just like, the one thing I feel like people that are reasonable have a hard time putting the, getting the, because they always have to preference this. They always have to say, I'm not a conspiracy theorist or I don't believe in conspiracy. And I'm like, shut the fuck up. That's the, that's the default position. Right. Yeah. Let's just talk. Let's just talk about it. And there's so many people that I feel like they're afraid to dive into, I love diving into dumb shit like that Because the more you look into it

I'm like all right I I don't know who to talk to this about Like if anybody wants to talk to me about this Let's let's rap because It's everything about it seems so fucking wagging It feels like a loony tune It feels like some shit that SpongeBob would do There's too many things that aren't even shoot the president

Like something goes wrong and then oh look at that The president got shot What you mean? It just feels cartoonish Maybe Squidward I don't know I'm going to kill on the present Judle Bob for sure Doodle Bob would have succeeded

He would have got me I mean The scope The scope would have got me Doodle Bob Ow Where Where

Like a fucking baby I've Dude the weirdest thing When you went on Joe Rogan's podcast And Joe was like You want to see the scar And there was nothing there Yeah

Like I'm sorry what else do you want to I don't know how to square And then Joe was like Oh weird There's like nothing And then Joe just been like

And Joe knows Joe in his stupid monkey brain Knows what that means But he's like being charitable You know he's being charitable He's like walnut Oh oh oh oh oh okay Yeah the thing I can't square

With that being fake Is that somebody's head really exploded Yeah So like I don't Why not Why not? No but why not What do you mean

What if it just did that? No but like say like someone's head actually exploded Why not not? Why does that make it fake? I just feel like it's unlikely that someone got, was in, like had their head exploded in the line of fire. And that didn't also translate to him getting nicked in some way. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too

embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.

I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger as time. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. They could have faked it without killing someone, I think, just as easily. I think. They could

have. It would have been a lot easier, actually. Maybe. Why? Of course. Objectively. Like, just from your own argument, that made it seem real. Yeah, but they're not trying to get people who would even think that.

They're like, they're playing to their base anyway. You know? Maybe so. But then also, this is one of the reasons why people on the left at all didn't even, there was nobody that was, even with the photo op and everything. Nobody, there was almost nobody trying to even argue. It was like, we're just going to move on and accept it. Yeah.

No one was using any type of like due diligence to see like, let's look into this at all. You know, it's kind of like, you know, after, say if you read the 9-11 commission report and you read it, it's like, there's a lot of stuff missing from this. This is weird. And then there's a lot of people that are like, we're just going to accept it. I don't care. You know, it's in the same vein. A lot of people are like Jews. Jews did this.

I'm like, bro, why? I, I, I, I, I, for. Why? Because they blame it on every, they always. It's such a weird. It's that it's, that it's, that's such a. left field thing. I think it's just because

what? It's like finance stuff or whatever. The guy that opened the building or some shit. I don't know. There's something about it that's like there's some

a sprinkle of truth that just leads to way too much anti-examidism. And it's like, what's happening right now? I don't care. Those buildings were ugly. Jesus Christ.

The Twin Towers are fucking an eyesore, man. That is so fucking insane. You are crazy to think that like what they replace it with isn't way better. It is better. Yes,

but to say they're ugly is absurd. I just think they're, they were not ugly buildings Chris They're just fucking cubes They're just like rectangles I think I was I was indifferent They're just buildings

To say they're ugly's crap You've seen the Chrysler building That building looks fucking Have you seen the space needle They look fucking retarded Are you stupid? The Chrysler building's awesome It looks fine

I think the Empire State Building's a nice building I think that's actually The Empire State Building and the Chryser Building are like iconic buildings They got fucking gargoyles on it's sick What are you talking about? I think the building I think had the garglers look cool

The buildings look like buildings Motherfucker, I'm talking about the accoutrements. They're all squares. But like the fact that like you've got a nice looking building, the Empire State Building is a nice looking building. It's such an unoffensive building. It's a rectangle is my point. It's an ugly rectangle with a bunch of fucking lines sticking up out of it. It's fucking an eyesore.

I'm glad it's gone. They're just buildings. They're so unoffensive buildings. Why are you pushing back there? Yeah, I don't understand what they. Because to say they're ugly is like, there are ugly buildings. Have you been to Chicago before? Those have that place has some.

We're not talking about Chicago. I'm talking about ugly buildings, period. I'm not talking about place by place. I'm talking about New York and a building that dominated the fucking skyline that you couldn't help but stare at because it was the tallest fucking thing there. Twice. If there were two, if there were seven foot,

if there were eight foot ugly twins, horrifically ugly twins in all of your fucking things. Shut up. If there were seven foot, eight foot, nine foot ugly twins in all of your family photos, would you be upset if they never showed up again? They're not

I think calling them ugly buildings Is such a wild statement They're really not that ugly I don't know There's the New York Life building Right beside that That building was fucking stupid What are you know

The New York Life building Where is it? Right on, I think it's on 53rd Was it as tall as the fucking Twin Towers? It was very fucking tall Was it as the Twin Towers? It wasn't as tall Oh there you go

But it was another huge fucking set of buildings That's ugly Kingston it's the fact That the Twin Towers were two And they were both bland and they took so much of the skyline. I think they were such a fine. They were so fine looking.

They were like, oh, these are just building. Why are you arguing so passionately about something that you just think is fine? This is the most New York moment I ever had in my life. Actually, but it's like, they're just like, they're inoffensive.

What do you mean? They say that they're ugly, I think it's a stretch. They're just in a, they're just building. New York state of mind, dude. It is. This is my most New York moment I've had a long time. He's just mad that like, somebody's saying some bullshit

about such an iconic thing. He's like, hey, man. Bro, it's every Every other building in New York City is better than it Like straight up With a name especially Grand Central's nicer Fucking Penn Station sucks

And it's nicer than the fucking Twin Towers Chris Chris I bet if you go to Penn Station You take six deep breaths you'll die It is not better Like Grand Central is cool, yes It is cool It's a way nicer building

What you're talking about? I mean it's nice for on the inside You are stupid beyond recognition. Exterior is like it's cooler than most things around it. But it's not the coolest building. It's like it's not even, it's fine. I'm not. It looks nice inside.

What I'm saying is that the Twin Towers were ugly and I'm glad they're gone. That's all I'm saying. I think they're fine, though. I don't care how they're gone or why they're gone. I'm just glad they're gone. And what's there is way better. I think I think Freedom Plaza is better. It's way nice.

I think Freedom Plaza is 100% better. I want to push somebody in a little fountain to see if they fucking. What are you looking for? I'm hoping I can find this guy that I found. Damn, I don't remember if it was 2019 or 2018 when I went to New York. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomach cake every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy.

And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You found a guy in New York? There was a guy. I wanted to show you a guy, because when you mentioned about taking six breaths in Penn Station,

I wanted to show you this guy that reminded me of that. Like it was just... This fucking disgusting, dude, this fucking filthy. This dude, I wanted to show you, like, I can't find it. That is like one place I genuinely never was allowed to go. I always avoided it. I was like, we're not glad to places. We're just going to drive.

We're going to drive. Penn Station and the Port Authority. I avoid those like the plague. Port Authority. I love the post office. I think that's a really nice building, actually. I think the steps leading up to it. You don't think the post office is nice?

I think the post office is good. It's better than the Twin Towers. actually nice looking. The steps that lead up to it, the big fucking front area. It's a nice look at buildings. With all the Eagles? Yeah.

It's way better than two fucking ostentatiously tall fucking rectangles. I think they're just two big rectangles. That is fine. This is something. I don't know, man. It wouldn't be iconic. Like Spider-Rand jumping off of the Twin Towers

would be so lame, you know? The fact that he dives off the Empire State Building has has charisma. I think the Empire State Building is obviously designed. It's more of a designed building than they are. Oh. But it's not bad. To me,

the Twin Towers just reminds me of what the new buildings of like fast food restaurants are turning into. Exactly. It's exactly like a McDonald's post-2012. Yeah. Like a square. Yeah. It's just like... Oh yeah, new McDonald's look different. The Twin Towers remind you McDonald's and they remind me of

the 9-11. That's fair. What's crazy is I think I lived in the Bronx. They have like the probably the coolest one in America, which is the one by Yankee Stadium. The coolest Twin Tower? No, the coolest McDonald's. The one on 60, you fucking piece of shit. Anyway, let's

63rd. Whatever. Let's move on to questions. Let's, let's do it. That was a good, that was a good moment right there. I enjoyed that Twin Tower conversation. That's stupid circus tent conversation. Well, you never seen a circus tent is crazy. That is a crazy thing.

I still haven't seen one. That's great. Never, never seeing what circus tent is insane. I don't think it's that crazy. By being a traversal human being that's like not been in like one town and fucking Milwaukee the whole life. It's pretty crazy. I've traveled a lot.

I've just not happened to cross a circus. Have you seen a current state before? I finally saw one. Wait, how long ago was it? This is like a year ago or something. So he's fucking in his later 30s. Now look,

here's the thing. I just have zero memory of seeing one prior. It's there. It's in there. I was not a circus person. If we dug in his fucking brain and took his memories out and you serped his mind,

he'd have several. I mean, maybe, I really, I'm thinking maybe you saw a fucking ventilation tents and you thought it was a fucking circus. That's crazy. Maybe it was a few of them. He walks by a condemned, he walks by a condemned building. He's like, Mom, the circuit. He just runs in a fucking building. And a clown drug addicts on the floor.

Odeing in front of me. I'm like, his clown's not funny. Oh, man, I can't even take a deep whiff of the circus air. Circus air It's just fentanyl Bro, it's fucking Fent in aerosol form It's crazy

These dudes are all fucked up And you think it's the real circus I'm laughing at them die I'm having a good die I feel like it's more likely That you've seen Condemned Buildings with the ventilation Tense that you've seen

I've seen probably like in my life Maybe like 74 It's circus You know what's That is not a tree This is 74 You know, it's funny, I say that I saw a circus tent, but now I just remembered it wasn't even technically a circus.

It was a tent. And this was in North Las Vegas. There was a park, and they put up this tent, but it was like actually orchestral shit. It wasn't even a fucking circus. People playing orchestra? There's no clown. It was weird.

And I was like, uh, Jojo was like, let's go. It sold out immediately. And I was like, what the fuck is this? Why is it so popular? It was weird. Joe's like, let's go. I'm like, I'm not going in a fucking tent. I mean, I did.

like want to go, really, but then, you know, it was actually a good thing that it was sold out. It's a very European thing to just wander into a, into a bespoke tent. Yeah. You know? Dude, we went to a sick-ass candlelight string quartet thing. He drinks so loud.

It's like everything. And then like, it's like all these sounds and shit. It's fucking asshole. But yeah, we went to a string quartet, this candlelight thing. The candles were fake, of course, because somebody would have knocked it over and caught on fire. Of course.

me that show was awesome it was fucking hansimmer all of his like bangers and like uh you went to see four strings live yeah so there's these like sentient strings and they're a string quartet and they sing um they sing uh the strings sing hans zimmer songs exclusively yeah wow that sounds like it's worth the funny it absolutely was to see strings sing to see something impossible yeah it was actually worth all the money I love thinking about like the old, like the olden days, like the circuses that they used to have where it's just like, here's a lady with a beer. Yeah. And here's a midget.

Here's an interracial couple. It's like, what the fuck? Misogyny. Ooh. And they're all screaming. It's saying. Oh! Ha!

A mixed race child. Then it's a goblin. They're just like, oh. My cousin. like that. Ladies and gentlemen, a Jew that tips well. Some guy...

Oh, no fucking way. Some guy die. Some guy yells so loud. His mouth opens all the way. It's just... It's like that fucking beetle juice, the beetle juice face. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, God. Anyway, we gotta get to questions. We're gonna forget. Let's do it. Scrubbing bubbles rode in. Remember, you two can write in. What did you say? A hardworking Mexican.

Isn't that normal? Not the stereotypes that are sleepy. Well, there's such a weird thing. There's a sleepy Mexican thing, but like, I think modern day, we all, I guess back in the day, it was the sleepy. I guess they're the siesta's. Yeah, like, oh, siesta time. It was like, I remember. It's not really that real also.

Did you see, did you see, this was a good bit? It was a South Park where they went to the Museum of Tolerance. Yeah. And they were showing all this stuff. Like, here's this. Here's the covetous Jew. There's all these stereotypes. And then, and then, Randy Marsh.

rocks up. Oh, it's the sleepy Mexican. And then it was actually just a janitor. Oh, what time is it, man? I'm sorry I fell asleep. I just needed to take a nap. I'm so sleepy. It's so funny, dude. I'm so sleepy. So tired. So sleepy.

Dude, that's me now. That was, that was like to me these days, I'm so sleepy. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not

having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast. from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit further people.com for an office near you. I was like season three of South Park. I remember that episode like yesterday because I had the DVD for like season three, four, and five.

Was that three? It was between three, four and five. It was between... I'll give it a four or five. I'll give it a five. I know it's not season 16. I watched that whole show at Lillik. She never watched it.

And when it got to... Like, I think the favorite picture of Star Park is between season seven in season 12. Yeah. That era of that show... show is nuts. I'm sorry scrubbing bubbles, by the way. We're just not going to get to your question. Never. Fuck you. Never. Fuck your

bubbles. You little bitch ass. Trick ass. Ho ass. Tryfling ass. Yeah, you know what words coming at the end. Yeah, I'm not going to say it. All right. Anyway, scrubbing bubbles wrote in as you can if you go over to patreon.com slash a snark tank, you can go there right in. We read your questions, although there's fucking 400 of them now. So, uh,

good job, guys. Don't know what to do about this. Don't wait. We'll speed run 20 questions in extra ammo. Oh. You think we could probably do it? You think we do 20? Yeah, if we do it unsatisfingly for every single person. Yes, no. Let's try it.

Let's try it down. Jot it down. You have to have the telling you for it. Oh, yeah. I'm going to forget that. We should remember. How many we get to, do we get to 20? Oh, yeah, 20 is a really difficult number to remember. You have Dick Cheney pupils. No, it's like in the time limit you fucking.

You have Dick Cheney pupils. We think we're going to forget the amount of time that we always record XRA ammo for? It's never going to forget the time. I'm not, I'll... If either of us forget, I will buy you a flashlight. Oh. Anyway, Scrum bubbles are it in. He says, hey, guys.

This one is, of course, for Sweeney. So pay attention. Nice. Get off your phone. On a recent episode, you stated that the Grand Concourse is the best neighborhood in the Bronx. This marks, like, the third time you've said it in the last couple months. And I can't really let that stand.

It's not true anymore. Well, it's far from, like, the worst place. It's still pretty much the hood in a lot of parts. It's just a wild thing to say when the Bronx literally has neighborhoods like Riverdale, Pelham, and Kingsbridge, to name a few. I couldn't just let this misinformation stand any longer. Okay, love you by. Yeah, I recently looked into, because I moved from the, granted, I moved from the Bronx going on 20 years ago now. Yeah.

It was going on 20 years ago. I moved when I was 12. It's about 20 years ago for me, too. 12, 13 is when I moved from the Bronx. And where I grew up, when I was there, it was close to the stadium and it wasn't that bad. It was not that bad. When you got down to, like, Webster Avenue, which is like maybe like five blocks down.

That's when it started getting fucked up. As soon as you went down the stairs to Webster, going to Third Avenue, it's when shit started getting bad. But like over, I lived on a Grand Congor that to me. It was like Sheridan, then Grant, and then I forgot where my, where 53 was.

That wasn't a bad area. Of course, it's New York City. People selling drugs. People getting pulled over by the cops. That shit all that happened, but it wasn't that bad. Fordham Road is horrible now. Like, it's awful.

The Bronx has always been bad. I don't know. So I've always hated the Bronx. I hated it. I hated that my grandmother lived there. I hated that I loved my grandmother and I loved her apartment, but I hated every time that we had to go up there and go up the six-story walk-up. And just crazy people out in the street. You can tell how old an apartment is if there's a walk-up past five.

A fifth floor is supposed to be an elevator. Some guy, I remember some guy. I remember some guy tweaking outside of my grandmother's pointing at me and calling me a harbinger. When I was like eight or something. Eight? Yeah. I was like, what the fuck? It's the first time

I think it was the first time a stranger Has ever had ever addressed me You know what I mean? It was that Yeah That's awesome It's just fucking crazy But yeah

That's fair I don't know if I'm really all that familiar With Pelham or Riverdale Or Kingsville Pellon Bay In a Pelham Bay Park I'm sure I've been there That's going towards the zoo and everything

I really just I really just remember Gun Hill And I hated it No sucks The South Bronx sucks It's horrible It's like really I'm sure the closer you get to Yonkers, the better it is.

But, uh, I think that's, yeah. Over by Pelham, the six train, pretty much just take the six train as far as you can when you get by like the zoo and all of like the nice shopping areas. And it's nice when you go to third avenue the other way or towards Harlem, it sucks. And that's unfortunate because that's where I'm from. Oh, well. Shore McLevin wrote in. He says, it's crazy how poor you guys were. I guess he's talking about the jailing episode.

Oh, wow. That's quick. What's even crazier is how bad things are getting. What do you think it would be like to be that poor today? I can't even fucking start. I would, oh, my fucking gut. That's like my biggest fear, like actually. I would have turned to cry.

I would not let that happen again. I would simply be like listed. It couldn't happen. If it was happening to all, if all of us saw like that crazy thing, I'd be just like, let's just fucking get a place again. At that point, I would be like, let's just move in to, like, let's rent a mansion, split it between all of us.

Who have more than enough space, it would be, I actually remember looking into this when I was considering moving back from New York after the COVID thing and I was like, it's actually infuriating how much cheaper it is to just rent like a borderline mansion with the amount of people that

let's say like a five-bedroom mansion has like, you have five tenants. It's more affordable. Yes. Than a one bedroom or like a two-bedroom. In every way. And even if you split a two-bedroom with somebody else, it's more of it.

And it's like that's crazy. And you have more than enough, you have more space than you normally would each of those rooms is like an apartment yeah so I don't know man it is crazy but like my recommendation to everybody quite frankly if you're like going out on your own is like just like

split shit for as long as possible like it is literally only money in your pocket to do it you make some sacrifices it's not it's I don't know I've lived with people I've lived alone quite frankly like the benefits of living alone they're cool but like it's actually like whatever compared to like the amount of money that you would save

not doing it oh yeah dude When I was in Vegas. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of your year. recently that said 20 billion one 20 million is an insane number yeah 20 billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does

someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you.

I still think about everyone, so actually. I was living in a house with a handful of people, and yeah, you're sharing the space, but they were all chill. Yeah. And my rent was laughable, you know? Like, it was nothing. Dude, when we got here, it was like $800. It was crazy.

Well, for each of us in jazz. Or like something like that. It was like seven something. It was for, for, for, very cheap. It was seven something for me and Jalen.

Yeah. Not you because you didn't pay for a while. I was fucking broke. But, uh, which is like, dude, $800 for rent is fucking enough.

That is in, dude, I looked into, that's what you're paying now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I pay like nine,

I feel like $9. Well, don't you pay half of $800? Huh? I pay the, I pay the main rent. Okay. Yeah.

I'm not gonna make Lily pay rent. I'm like, you can focus on like saving money for us. Yeah, 800 is nothing. And that's nothing. That is like... I don't understand that, though. What?

Like the, like, sometimes do you not, like, whatever happens if you, like, say, oh, you're... To me, it was, like, it just doesn't seem like the person that makes less money should be saving the money to, like, you know, like, oh, let me do this. And then the other person doesn't even notice that the money's gone. And then, like, so... For me, I pay the rent because of the fact that I... I pay for, like, the stuff in the house, right? So I'm like the, I do the gas electric. I do the services.

And then I do rent. And then Lily pays for our savings, our RA, she does for her car and then the groceries and stuff like that. And then that's where we, that's where she does. But she saves. That's fair for you. I think that's fair for him.

A decent amount of money and like the savings. It's fair for him considering the amount of expenses that he has is so low compared to like anybody. else really doing a job like this. Yeah. You know? Granted. So I don't like I don't like I don't care about playing right.

It's not a big deal because it's not like it's not hampering to me and I usually often have money still after doing everything. But this is because it affects simply she has all of the like saving stuff in her name. Well not in her name. It's coming out of her direct pay. Yeah. But like she gets paid quite a bit more than I do even if we get paid pretty well. Yeah.

It just like I just I'm like all right is you're you know. Because, you know, like, say for example, like, I think a lot of people have things where they, they don't, their account could never get to a certain level. It can never go lower than this threshold. And that's the thing where it's like, if someone's making this much more money, then it's like I would more, it's like say I make more money than Jojo right now. Not by much, but enough. And so I take most of the charge of that. And because I don't want her account to get to a level to where. it's like it's too fucking low. And I feel like that puts you in jeopardy of like your account being too low sometimes. I mean, I guess it does. But I usually like we barely, I don't know the last time I've needed money.

This is what I'm saying. You have a cash cow in your girlfriend. Milk her dry, son. Do you think I do you think my living situation right now isn't me doing that? I just want you to look at your bank account and just see way too many zeros and laugh. That's all. And then that's all that's all I'm getting at. Just be like, oh, this is great.

That would be nice. take all that money from her. That'd be amazing. That'd be amazing. Because I'm like, is this, because here's the thing, man. I think she's planning on fucking your ass and be like, oh, this is our money. And then something happens. You know, your dick gets cut off. And she's like, you're no longer useful to me. Yeah. And then she takes off with all that money. Oh, no, I'm on everything. I'm on everything. I'm wearing my way and everything. Oh, no, you're on everything now. But then what your dick gets cut off. That's true. Once you lose your

dick. Oh, she's on fire then. She's on fire then. She's going to, he's going to be like, I don't I'm like, oh, that's crazy how you just set on fire and it's just going to burst into a plane. Pretending like it's just happened. It's crazy. Like, just pretending to like, oh, it's crazy how you're about to be set of flame. It's insane, dude. It's so crazy.

I heard somebody named Lily just burned to death. That's why. She goes, yeah? Anyway, mixed fruit rodent. And he says, hey, nostalgia, critical, Lincara, and Spoonie. You've been listening since Zach called Chris out for gunning down progeria. This has never happened. And I finally decided to give you money.

Anyways, my question is, why does Sweeney always claim to be a good person? Even though he's, even though he tries to lie and say he's a good person, he always proves himself wrong almost immediately. Also, Derek, you're gay. Now, here's the thing. It's fair. You did, you selling a broken Nintendo Wii U is pretty egregious. Yeah. Yo, guys, that's so light.

That's so. I know that's light. That's so light. You're proving gentlemen's point. Yeah, do whatever, man. I look, man, I, Look, I actively try nowadays to be a better person than I was previously. Yeah.

It's not an, it's not an immediate transformation. You got to, it's a process. It's a losing battle most of the time. I'm trying. It's not easy. I'm trying. It's really, it's really not easy, dude. Yeah.

I've done bad things, man. Like, I keep doing it. I keep doing them. I'm trying. Come itchywa, wrote in. That's cool. He says, Hey, a fellow.

One of my favorite artists, Jack Stobber. Oh, I love Jack Stubber. Has a song called I Love You, Vern Troier. Well, not my favorite song of his. It has me thinking of you guys. If you could make a song dedicated to an actor or celebrity, who would it be? I mean, brother. Come on.

Oh, Julia Louise Rivas? No, Keith David. What do you? Oh, I think. Like, it would be. Oh, it's like about the show. Oh, of course. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, it would be Keith David. Okay. Mine personally would be Willem Defoe. It's not a bad choice. It would be a sea shanty inspired by the lighthouse. I still haven't seen the lighthouse. I heard he comes in it. Yeah, I think he should come.

I saw his balls. Oh, really? Where? In another movie with Emma Stone. It's crazy if you were like, I saw his balls. I haven't seen any of his movies. I've seen this dick before. What you call it in the Northman?

You just saw him walking around. He was walking around. You're like, hey, hey, William, can I see your balls? Sure. I saw his dick in the behind the scenes of Spider-Man 1 because I used AI to expand the frame beyond what was available

to see on the day and what we don't know. I used AI to fabricate his painting No, that's the thing It's like this is actually an AI that actually doesn't fabricate It actually peers into the past And actually actually does fill in the blanks with what was actually there

And what we don't make some one of the facts about Spider-Man one that we don't know So it's the Vex pretty much Sure, whatever The What a lot of people don't know is that, you know, just out of frame in nearly every shot,

even in some of the shots that Willemdiffo is in. Yeah. Willemdiffo can be seen jerking off. violently just out of frame. Now, is he? Yes. Great. Go to the next question, please.

No, but, dude, Keith David. Keith David would obviously be, would be the person. I don't know what kind of genre it would be, though. It would be a ballad. It has to be a ballad. A ballad. I can't write ballads.

I can't write ballads either. It'd be fine. We'll figure it out. I will be honest, I had the beginning. It's actually in my head right now. So when I was writing, I wrote this Crato's Power Metal song. And after that, I was in the mood to write another one. And I have the beginning of a song called Hail Keith David.

And so all I have, though, is just the Hail Keith David part. It's just a little concept. So I don't know, maybe that's something that, uh, yeah, there it is. Speaking of God of War, did you see, um, the, like the roundtable that it did after the 20th anniversary where like it was, yeah, the one that I couldn't fucking get into. Oh, you were there, actually. That's crazy. Yeah, sold out seconds. It was really, it was really interesting seeing all them talk to each other. Seeing like, uh, T.J. Carson, other name?

T.C. T.C. Carson. How old he is now. I forgot. I did not remember. He was fucking like not. He was like older. He was like 50 when he did the fucking voice. Yeah. He wasn't 50, but he was in his late 30s. He was much older. When I first knew him from a, oh, is it a living single?

Yeah. Like, it was older. You know, it wasn't like a young cat. He wasn't like, oh, I'm newly fresh onto the acting scene. Like, he was a little bit older. Yeah, I remember him from the last season of the honeymooners. There's not a single black person in that show. He was the line.

You know why? It got canceled. As soon as he showed up. He showed up and immediately the audience was like, hmm, not the direction I would like this to go. Dude, I watched every. Not that I have any problem with those people. Not that I have a problem with those people. At least that's one, at least this one's thin.

But I don't know. The honeymooners, every New Year's, every New Year's, Channel 11 would play Honeymooners all day. I've never seen like, I probably Never seen a minute of that show. Yeah, because you were not raised by a relic. That's why my grandma's from a bygone era. So I would watch honeymooners and I was like, this show is crazy because he's threatening to beat his wife all the time.

That's the main joke is that the only thing that I know about it. Bang, Zoom. Straight to the fucking moon. I love that that's the legacy of the show. Is that like his wife will be threatened, don't worry. It's like Sanford and Son. You got a dude's always going to fake a heart attack.

Like there's, there's like certain beats. George Jefferson, he's going to like. Be cheap and dance. Sanford is on a show? Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was like a store. Maybe.

Well, I think the PC Richards son. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stupid. The PC Richardson son. So Honeymooners was just him beating the piss out of his wife every episode. He would just tell his friends like, hey, I'm going to beat this bitch. And they made a fucking movie about it. It was Sedger the entertainer and Mike Apps, remember?

They did that. Honeymooners said you're in here my abs. Are you fucking serious? I swear to God. And the folks that liked Honeymooners really did not like that movie. That's Balzy. I imagine so. What's the name of the guy that was in Romeo and Juliet?

What? Shakespeare, I don't know. The Latino dude from the Romeo and Juliet remake. The Latino? I don't know. I don't know. Not Luis Guzman. It's the only fucking Latino I know.

Oh, you mean John Lamaizamo? Yeah, John Luzamo. He was in a. Of course he was He's in everything He's a prolific actor actually He's in He's acted a lot

Everything Yeah You remember how I was complaining about Dude he played He played the dog in The Last of Us too Did you know that? That's actually a true statement He voiced the dog

Speaking of the last of us You're lying about that Pedro Pascal Yeah One of the last times we mentioned him I was complaining about how he's in fucking everything Sure That was kind of exaggerating of course

It was being facetious a little bit Or I mean not facetious but just just being stupid. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept

as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like, I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with.

So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects. so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 47 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And I'm watching, I saw the Equalizer last year for the first time. That was a fun action thriller. And finally, Equalizers 2 now is streaming. I can see it again. Or it's available again.

Sure. And I watched it. Guess who's in the movie? Hey, man. He's a working actor. I was like, Jesus, he's having his year, man. Everywhere. And then he's, of course, because I like that he likes to diversify his role because he was a villain in this one.

Yeah. But you didn't know right away. And so you find out like, oh, he's the one. He's like, I am the one who killed your best friend. I am Huel Miller. And then I was like, oh, I am the Hispanic equalizer. And I was like, oh, this is crazy. That movie was fucking actually kind of fun.

There's a guy named Miles who's like the troubled youth. There was like a troubled youth in the first movie. The chick that played hit girl in the live action kickass. Oh. I forget her name. Chloe. Chloe. Chloe.

Yeah. Grace Moretz. I know Chloe that. So yeah. Yeah. So she is the troubled prostitute. The troubled youth. Right.

And he saves her. Like, I'm going to equalize everybody. I'm fucking. I'm going to equalize one. What does he do? What does he equalizes people? What does that mean? Okay.

Look, he's, he is a former. Your audio is peaking He equalizes everything He sees a drink and he's like Oh shit he needs to fucking equal Make it exactly the same on every table He's just freaking out He's just profoundly autistic in that way

It's not even like a power He actually does have OCD in the movie It's like Monk kind of He's not on that level Right But yeah Munk is he's Adrian Monk I forgot about that

Monk was actually a good show Monk is so autistic it's frightening actually He is autistic. He has Tourette's autism. He has OCD. Munk is so autistic that he could actually have been age of 47. Do you think if somebody... He's actually done it.

Do you think if he's got so many idiosyncrasies in that show? That show's over, right? I imagine so. It's been over for like 50 years. I saw it just like there was a marathon of monk and I saw and I watched like a bunch of episodes. It just feels like one of those shows. Like when you watch a single episode, like if you don't know anything else about it, it does come across as one of those like NCIS kind of shows where it's

like this might still be happening. Like I don't know. That's one of those like basic television seven to nine o'clock like oh, this is just on. That's Tony Shalub, right? Is in that show? I think that is, I didn't know his name. That sounds right though just by his face. Or is it Columbo that I'm thinking of? Columbo. That's not Columbo. No, that's not the Colombo. I don't think that's the actor's name. Whatever. You know what? I'm not even going to say. None of this matters. Mr. Equalizer.

Yeah. He's a former assassin for the government. And in Descent, Denzel Washington. He's Mr. Equalizer. Oh. And Mr. Equalizer equalizes stuff. Oh. I don't get it, though.

Does he just kill people? Like, what's his story? So he was a former. He used to be former assassin. Now he's trying to live in honest and just normal life. Classic setup. But then he gets pulled back into it. But in.

but in a righteous way. So the first, the plot, two second plot, prostitute, Russian gang, she and her friends are in trouble,

so he equalizes a bunch of the Russian people. Stop saying equalize and say murder. His name is, his name is John Equalizer. That's real name of movies? No,

right? No, right? His name's Robert McCall. Robert McCall Equalizer. He's equalized. Robert McCall equalizes. So he equalizes stuff. And then he equalized the mob.

And then she was safe. Everything's fine. So Troubled Youth. Second movie. Goes to Europe. No, that's the third one. So the second one, troubled youth. He's still in Massachusetts.

He's still in the same area. Uh-huh. So Troubled Youth, Miles. He's like, oh, he's going to be in a gang. He wants to be, but he's a painter. He's an artist. So he tries to, like, save him by occupying him with some jobs and painting and stuff. And then his best friend.

That's a little Latino black kid, right? that he's like, hey, I'd like do the... It's just a black kid. You're not a Latino. I'm thinking of another one. Yeah, he's just a regular black kid. Literally, he's hearing this and he's just like, was that me? Is it Miles Morales?

Is it Miles Morales? No, it's just regular Miles. I remember he, it might not be out there. Samuel Jackson and know what you call it. Ignore him. No, no, in the movie, the basketball movie. I forgot what was called. Carter or something?

Is that one? Coach Carter? Yeah, that movie is so fucking funny. I don't know. I never watched that one because they're so many, they're all the same tropes. insane. Okay, so Mr. Equalizer tries to help Miles, right? And then he, uh, there's Hispanic Equalizer in, um, Pedro Pascal that you, they're friends, they're all friends, X in the same job. He kills, uh, Mr. Denzel equalizer's best friend. So he, he equalizes his other friend. And so he's like,

now he's like, I'm going to equalize you. He's like, you know, Robert McCall's like, I'm going to equalize you, Pedro Pascal or Joel Miller. And so there's going to be, so there's a, so there's showdown about to take place. And this is the crazy thing about this fucking movie. Because the movie was completely fine. That guy, Miles, is painting Mr. Equalizer's kitchen. He's painting it for a job. And Mr. Equalizer knows Pedro Equalizer is coming to try to kill him.

Doesn't warn the kid Miles at all. Fucking all of a sudden, Miles calls him being like, hey, there's some dudes coming. What the fuck's going on? He's like, he goes, oh, yeah. It was almost that. I forgot to tell you. That dude, it was, it, I rewound because I'm like, wait, did I miss something? Fucking, uh, what did he tell him?

I forgot to tell you. Uh, yeah, uh, Equalizio or whatever the fuck is, uh, Equalizio is fucking on his way over there to kill you. Equalicioso. Whoops. Shows up, you know, there's this suspense. I understand why they didn't warn him to they can have a cool suspense scene. Yeah. Go hide in this.

fucking trap closet or whatever. But I was just like... So you don't equalize. Go hide. Nigna, why did you not say nothing? You said, anyway, kid gets kidnapped by equalisio? What's his name again? I don't know.

I'm the one that saw it. Mr. Equalessio. So it kidnaps and puts him in the trunk and there's a final showdown. And the kid gets shot in the fucking leg. You know, that's the... And then Equilisioso gets equalized. Yeah, he equalizes.

Him and his goons. And that kid is so unbothered by the whole situation. He's just like, who are you, man? And I'm like, are you not extremely upset that you... No, you know what it is? He opens the trunk and he sees him and he finds out that he's been cut in half vertically. And so he looks like an equal sign. And he was like, thank goodness, I didn't have to do this myself.

Yeah, thank you. You've been equalized. You've been equalized, sir. And then the credits. Yeah. And then the post-credits scene comes on. And I don't know. It's Mr. Subtracto or something.

Let's move on to another thing. Hold on. Hold on. We didn't get to the third one. Mr. Minus is pretty good. The third one, nothing happens. It just takes place in Italy and there's no, for Mr. Equalizer, there's no conflict. Wait, is that a real movie, the third equalizer?

Yeah, there's a third one. So I saw it because I had to finish it. Three Equalizer? And I'm thinking, yeah, so three. Dude, that's sick. Oh, dude. Some guy in marketing meetings fucking coming right now. You've got a remake he.

We've got to remake it. I'm thinking because they're said it was the final chapter. So I'm like, okay, so he's probably going to die or something. That's great. You know, like he literally there was, for his character, zero conflict. I've never seen an action thriller where there was no pushback on the main protagonist. Right. Like where there's even like, oh, something is he going to make it out of this?

He was flawless. Dude, he plays the. lotto and the whole movie is him slowly scratching the numbers off and then at the end you find that he lost and he goes well oh I guess I'm not equal anymore and then he just walked into the caird bannan there's the credits I don't know why I used james bond really he was james bond he was his alias was equalizer so stupid actually it's not equalizer it's bond equal i o bond equal double o bond Double O bond

Quillizer You find out that he's just fucking demented And nothing actually happened He got shot He was actually in a straight jacket In the fucking padded So he actually got shot in the head

In the first movie And this is all his dying His dying brain Narabi fired off It's just like It seems like days But it's just fucking seconds And he was laying near Twitche

And it's fucking congratulations Nothing mattered ever Thank you for investing In our franchise The fucking director He comes on like West Sanders in some shit.

Congratulations. Your payoff is nothing. You get nothing. It's just the clip of what is it? Gene Wilder. Gene Wilder. I don't know why I forgot.

I forgot too. Gene Wilde going, you get nothing. And then it smash cuts the credits. It's not even a scroll credits. It's just like all the credits in like one frame but it's like mega small.

So everybody fits. So you have to squint. It's like three seconds. You see the fucking director put a shotgun in his mouth. It goes all the way down. And then shoots himself in the back and it goes to where his fucking, where his tailbone is blows out. He gets the whole shock in his mouth.

Even the handle and pulls the trigger with his tongue. You know how many pounds of pressure that is? His tongue does it easily. That's tough, dude. It's a tough guy. That's one tough motherfucker. Fuck, I love Equalizer 3. The three equalizer.

I love the Equalizer video game. You ever play those? Ooh. Is that a math blast? Is that fucking take two? Yeah. Rockstar?

Yeah. Rockstar's Equalizer franchise uh, hit video game series, third person action adventure. It's so fucking good.

Yeah, that's real cool. It's almost as good as wanted. It's like, I can't believe there's a wanted to and and thwarted. Thwarted? Yeah.

Yeah, I feel like they, you know what I bet actually? Once three. I bet the cast for that movie probably, was too expensive because that was a pretty stacked cast actually. There was like Angelina Jolie

and like James McAvoy I think Right after that too Right after they became like really famous God Morgan Freeman Yeah Morgan Freeman I bet that's the only reason Like we could make another one

But like we're not gonna get these people back Yeah Like they probably made a lot of money But like not enough To justify paying those people again Probably You know I mean the funny thing is

I could see that movie With anybody else Well it's just Just paid James McAvey. It would be cool if he came back. But like... I love... I think he's a great actor.

I like where he smashed a Star Lord with a fucking keyboard. He did. Yeah. I was still heavy, too. Yeah. He just fucking was leaving. He was still heavy. And it said, fuck you with the keys and his teeth.

I was like, no. All right. Let's read this guy. The harmasist rode in. The harmist. Yeah. And he says, Greetings Vanilla, Strawberry and Joglet.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

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I usually just go up to a girl and say, hey, you have a nice pussy. Oh. And then I can see your pussy through your clothes. Yeah. I can also smell it. It smells if it's similar to strawberries. I'd like to eat that.

Yeah. And then you await the response. And then she did these purpose raise you, but doesn't work anymore. Bar Mace doesn't even bother me anymore. I'm fucking stronger than her. I take the fucking pepper spray and I drink it. Wow, that's very shocking.

Thanks for the beverage, bitch. So we fucking are not. Calling them like bitch and dumb cuntor, it's very endearing to them. Yeah, it works. Yeah. Well, we answer the question. Listen to your slut.

All right. Come here, bitch. Call me your bitch. Come here, bitch. Anyone that says that is girls, ladies, ladies, ladies, men and everyone else in between are not run away from that person. Look, that says come your bitch. Look, real, real, real, real answer.

Real answer. So it just, there's varying degrees, right? If it's like you know someone for a long time, I think that's the easiest fucking thing because then you can just be very casual about it. Like, hey, man, you want to hang out sometime, you know, go with some coffee, want to do that, or come over, whatever. And it'll probably lead to, you ask me out? Is this a date or some shit?

You know, some little dumb thing right there. And then you kind of just. The anonymously connecting with people, that's the shit that is shifted. That's the thing that's like a little different because I don't know how cool it is to just walk up and ask people shit anymore. Yeah, it does feel. And not even in like a Me Too way, although that is kind of part of it somewhere. You don't want to like necessarily like intrude on people's like. nights out or whatever. But there's also even just like, I know me personally. Like if I'm just

out with my friends, I really don't want to be bothered at all. Yeah. That's a, that's a, that's a thing. And that was the medium back in the day. That is what you did. Yeah. Because there literally wasn't a way to. It was either that or, uh, you had a position of power and you, uh, you know, you, Harvey Weinstein some people. You did some, some wild shit. That's the only way that people got together back in the day was either anonymously through complete range. random happenstance or deeply unethical. Yeah. It's the only ways it used to have.

Like, the easiest way for me back in the day was, well, I guess it's not even about easy. It's just what was done. Me and some of my friends, we'd be out like in an amusement park or whatever the fuck. And a lot of times there would be girls out there in the same mode where we're out with our friends. And if we happen to run into some cool people, you know, then maybe we'll, we'll, we'll, We can hang out together.

We could all kind of meet up and then exchange numbers later and maybe see if it blossoms into something. But like said, that's so... Oh, okay. It's a smug. Kingston made a little drawing. It's kind of like doodle Bob almost with the dick. He made a little fucking drawing.

Look at that. It's a little square thing under there. Is he busing? He's got a little peeping. I see you drew eyelashes on my Dick Cheney. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice. He's got eyelashes and I think he's got like coke or something.

I don't know. He's bleating. Oh, he's bleating. That's what that was. Yeah, I don't know, man. You're so pretty. He's bleeding. I've met people in kind of a lot of these, a lot of different, like, I've met, I've,

I've dated people that I just met through just, uh, apps or whatever or just through online or just through friends. I've also just ended up dating people that like were my friends for a while and then something happened. Uh, I think generally, in my experience, I, I don't think this is going to be most people's experience, but like I just, I prefer meeting people. as friends first because at least like if things don't work out

there's like a foundation there where it's like oh well now I know I didn't just like make some stupid mistake for no reason or it's just like oh I just had like a hunch or something which is like a lot of you know anonymous or like app stuff it's just like oh I kind of like your photo you know I like to like the people in advance

of being like okay like this is a good friend how does this work elsewhere I think that's sometimes it works sometimes I think that's the preferable way that anyone would probably like to do it that way if they can. Yeah, sometimes it gets too fucked up and then you can't be friends anymore. But like I genuinely have not had that problem. Yeah, that could be single. Just be single, man.

That could be a problem. That could be a problem. Yeah, just be single. Enjoy your space by yourself. I think honestly, like I think people look at relationships now as like a money saving thing, to be honest. I know it's expensive to have like a partner, but like it's more like, you. You want to pay half of this rent? I think that's kind of what a lot of people are looking at now.

Be single. I think, I would never, I don't know why he would say that and why he's not single, you know. So I wouldn't, I wouldn't listen to that. I'm not a fucking loser. I wouldn't listen. I'm a loser. I'm a loser, but be single. No, I, I joke partially.

I think, it just matters the dynamic how you go about it. Some people are very social so they can go to like bar situations. But I think a lot of people when they're out, they don't want to be talked to in that way. So I think it's best to find somebody in a creative space where you What's weird Are fine with the person around them and then try to pursue it from there But at the same time is it like I don't know I know so many people that like like like people and it just didn't like them back for like a long time

And it's just like I don't you know what's crazy though to me is that like there's a lot of places that used to be the place where you go Like like clubs or whatever yeah I no look I got to be real no I don't understand why people I don't I can't fathom why people who are not single go to clubs I say the same shit all the time I think it's really fucking stupid and annoying because it's like this is like the one

this is like the this is like that third space that people talk about right it's like the only thing left that like kind of gets the point across where it's just like hey look I'm here you want to meet people yeah you want to meet people and then like He was like, oh, I'm the girls night. Yeah.

And it's like, get the fuck out of here. Like, what do you do? I'm going to go out my girls and dance. It's definitely like, now, if you're one of those clubgoers, because I went a little bit back in the day, not my style. I, music's too fucking loud. I can't hear anybody. I hate shit like that personally. Yeah.

Like, if I'm at a show, I'm expecting that because I'm here to listen to the fucking artist. Sure. But if I'm here to mingle with people and the shit's too fucking loud. Are you looking me in the eye? Yeah. Oh, I see. He was drawing a swastika. Oh, were you?

Yeah. No. This guy. Not anymore. Is it you doing that again, man? I haven't drawn a swastika ever, actually. I'm not good at doing a design. Has I said ever, I don't believe that even.

I don't believe that even. I'm just not going to design. That's it. I would have tried to. Don't give you wrong. I'm not, how do you know you're not good at the design? Exactly.

I'm tried to. I haven't drawn. I don't even. I don't, it's not hard. I don't understand. You guys think I'm above doing shit like that. That's crazy. I don't believe.

That's my fucking scapego I don't know I'm going to eatigo It's just I don't You just look at Left to right Left to right Down

Left to right And then and then Do it the other way Are you just Stealing Oh damn It's way too easy You just

I didn't like that I mean it's I didn't like that That's a terrible It was a really bad one But it got the point across I'm not a good What is your skin that

What is wrong with your skin That it smudges the ink like that It's oily Yeah It's so oily that is crazy dude that's how my skin stay so luxurious and shiny

how was it that oily what do you are what are you a fucking whale I'm gonna get that fuck I'm a cell I'm gonna sell his juices I'm gonna put Kingsen in a hydraulic press and squeeze out all my juice

sell of oil and sell it to shampoo companies I have my skin I have eczema so I can't get my skin I'm exoma yes I do where Oh, I wanted to talk about this Here's the little dots on my skin, literally

I don't see no ex-ma This guy's silky smooth smoothies, he's lying ass No, I've seen it I know his arms have gone through hell I make sure I came arms Like lathered but I do have exima Up here you can see

Remember when your arms were leaking You can see the fucking damage Don't my skin look like You see That just looks like Don't touch me bro That's like a bit of lago That's all it's like me dude

If Sweenel What? If Sweene locked in he'd look like the Max wrote in. The Max? Yeah. This is a comic book

character. We looked it up on the show before. It's crazy. It's crazy looking thing. Nick showed me

the Macs. Yeah. But, so he says, or she had no idea, have you guys heard of that guy the crooked man

on TikTok. Have you seen this guy? I don't know. I'll explain it in a second. He's been documenting training only one trap. And even though

he's only been at it a little over 100 days, he's looking kind of fucky. Also, side note, I urge you guys to look this guy up while we're having this conversation. What his name again? The Crooked Man. I especially as an SEP or something like that. But look up Crooked Man TikTok, I guess.

Because otherwise you'll get like, I don't know, like some fucking horror story written by a 14 year old on fucking Wattpad or something. But also, side note, I want to thank Kingston because his weird ritual of drinking chia seed water inspired me to start taking my health seriously and I dropped 20 pounds since the start of March.

Good shit. Great job. Now, what he doesn't tell us is that he's 80 pounds. So it's actually really unhealthy for him to keep doing this. Is he throwing up? You think he's this? He was 80 pounds when he started, by the way. So he's 60 pounds now.

That's good. He's 60 pounds at 5'9. Are you looking at the guy, the crooked man? What's wrong with people, dude? His eyelids flipped. They murdered? Oh, I didn't see. I've seen that happen before.

But I didn't see it now. Did that happen? It frightened me, dude. It frightened me. It stunned locked me for a second. I was like, what did I just see? I remember when I first saw him do that and it scared me. I never see.

That's crazy. It's like Super Undertaker. It's like, oh, man, I hope I cut the camera in time. I hope I hope that was on. I hope you got, we'll see. We'll see. What is wrong with it? Like, why do you...

It's like, every time I see shit like this, I'm like, this guy's vote counts just as much as ours, you know? I like when they do the cut mirror shot, because it kind of looks like... Yeah, so look up the crooked man on TikTok. Look at the crooked man on TikTok. You'll see this guy. He's been working out one of his trap muscles for a while.

He's the crooked Mon. Oh, oh, it is. I read that incorrectly. Jamaica. Maybe. Maybe he's from the... The Bahamas. I think it's more likely

that the crooked man who's probably already taken. You know? I think that's probably more likely. This is so ridiculous. I'm surprised you haven't seen that. That's been all over my feet. He reminds me of,

what is it? This is like the third missing member of a, you know, long neck and wide neck. Yeah. Cricket neck. Crooked neck. Crooked neck.

He reminds me of a jockey. Isn't one of those guys like a pedophile or something or like a murderer or something? I feel like one of those guys got in trouble. Yeah. I mean, maybe the guy that was out of prison? Which one was that?

Was that wide neck? Wide neck. Amazing how, like, I guessed immediately. It couldn't have been Longneck. Longneck would die in prison. Yeah, lawn neck, I don't remember. Yeah, I've seen it, Kinsen. That is so grotesque.

He's the crooked man. Why? It kind of looks like he's always peeking. You know what I mean? He looks like a kaffa cobra. Dude, that fan art. He looks like a cobra leaning out of a basket. Look at that.

That's pretty epic. actually. Anyway, humanity is so fucking dusty. I just said, I'm just like this guy,

he looks British though, maybe, hopefully he probably had some sort of fucking problem with his arms aside or something like that.

If he's not British, his family is from Europe. Yeah. Like no question. There's not much pickings, you know, in there. Let me see.

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it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any of... to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Because people keep commenting, you're so chopped. I can tell you guys should really be saying, we are so chopped, as in me and you are chopped. We're really under talking to the you that's watching us in the black shirt right now. You're extra chopped. Oh, what a nice guy.

Yeah, I don't know. Very encouraging, I guess. Anyway, we are chopped. People are using, so they, chopped is now a saying? It's for a long time. I've heard that a long time ago. Who? It ain't in the work on it.

It might be a beast coast. I mean, I'm just telling you that much. Nobody I know who says chopped. Chopped means like you're done. Like I remember hearing that a lot growing up. Oh, but not, but it's finished as in like,

you're cooked. Like you're cooked. Like you're cooked. You're chopped. Right. But is that, so is that what he was referring to? Yeah.

Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I guess like, oh, like he's fucked. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. Okay, that makes. I thought it was being used in a positive way.

No. You're old. You're old. Yes, I am. You're like, oh, I thought I meant like, good. Well, because like, if somebody said chopped in the context of like, oh, man, I'm fucking chopped. Like, if something bad happened to him, I would understand immediately. Right, right.

But since I thought what he, I thought he was doing encouraging. I will say that word is happening a lot more often now in places that I didn't normally see it. I'm hearing people that don't talk about. Yeah. And I thought like, okay, I guess, I mean, it's not surprising necessarily. I think like big major mega cities are kind of the hub worlds for a lot of that

slang that eventually gets out. Yeah. And there's a lot of LA slang too that kind of that makes its way out I like cooked. I think cooked is so funny. Well,

cook just works perfectly perfect. It's a perfect representation like you're done. You're cooked. You're finished. You're ready. You're fit for consumption

and nothing else. I like that that fucking famous clip of that boxer where he was like, I'm getting cooked. I'm getting cooked. the context of that is him he was gambling and he was fucking losing a lot of money

dude the way people I don't I've never been like who I'm about I'm about the light of my face I play card games of course I fucking gamble I open packs You're a gambler You know you just You just put like a soft nerd filter over it Yeah yeah yeah I tried to like

I was gonna say that I was like wait a minute I do the same thing But gambling like proper money is different to me. I can't do that. It feels stupider. But it feels so good when you win, apparently. Like, it's probably exhilarating.

Like, taking a million dollars from a fucking, fucking casino probably feels insane. Yeah, if you have money to spend. I'm not a gambler. Yeah. I just don't have that much expendable cash to where, like, because if you're a person that's like, oh, I'm going to go to the casino with like $200 and I'm like,

do you gamble? Maybe you can win something, but. Do you gamble another, like, you, vicariously gamble. No, the closest I did. My game was lives. My game, my version of gambling is I get a text message and

I don't respond to it immediately and see how long how long before that damages the relationship. Oh. I mean, that's just, you're like such that's just real life. You're like, you're like such an emotionally

distraught dog. You're like, you're like, you're like, if Tom and Jerry instead of like running around attacking each other, they just worried a bunch, you know? That is accurate. It just decided to worry. That is not an inaccurate.

I don't do it on purpose. I literally, sometimes I will get a message and I'll say it and I'll think about what to say. And then a notification will pop up and then it's gone. Then I'm like, oh, what's that? And then I've definitely got messages. I've been too anxious to respond to.

And I'm like, I can't respond to this. I just let it be. Yeah. I just too much, there's just too much going on. So my brain immediately. It's like an option paralysis type thing on my brain's like, eh.

When I came to him for a serious problem that I was having and he was like, that's crazy. I don't know what to say. I was like, man, that's wild, dude. I didn't kick you out. I was still like. No, no, I know. It was just funny. I'm so bad at dealing.

I'm not angry about it. It's just, it was very funny. I am really bad at dealing with emotions. Whoa, no way. Shut up, dude. I'm like, oh, man, that's wild, bro. Because whenever I'm fucking, whenever I'm distraught, I just bottle it up. You know, like everyone does.

And then it pops out one day. Nah, dude, it hasn't popped out yet. I walked in on you crying before. I shut up. Yeah, about like, oh. About like, dumb shit. That's exactly what he sounded like, too. A stupid, a stupid seal.

I did that too. Crying so much. You sound like a crying to the point I was transforming it to a. seal proper. The claps were changing my cabbage in my head. He was bouncing a fucking ball in his nose. You were squealing like a seal that was airdropped into the desert. Poor dude.

They're really, they're really cute. Seals? Yeah, of course. They're really cute. They're like dogs. Yeah. They're like aqua dogs. Yeah. There's a, I have a, I don't know what I was watching, but there was, I don't know why, but I feel like I was there, but I have not been to the beach recently. But I have this like,

This memory of there being a seal chilling in between four traffic cones on the beach. Like there's people put cones and it was like a designated area for like the seal to just chill, I guess. This is a death stranding cutscene having? I don't. I can't figure out what the fuck this memory is. Like it couldn't have been me. I haven't been to the beach since last year. You just have like a vivid dream?

Uh, I can't feel. I don't know. I want a seal really bad. No, you don't. I know I want I have the idea of really one I have the urge to own them

but I can't I can't take care of that I just want a dog I just want a dog already What are my friend She was offering some puppies What kind of they? Oh really? Yeah I can't I can't remember what kind

They look like pit bull puppies But they weren't pit bulls Oh staffies maybe I think so yeah Oh they're so cute And I was just like damn Like I just know what my apartment Doesn't let people

The only people grandfathered with pets And so new tenants They're like don't bring pets in and I'm just like, I don't want to deal with the prospect of the dog barking. Yeah, they're so expensive too, man. Yeah. Like, up to the second, you're like, you gotta get it, you gotta, you gotta give it a COVID vaccine and you gotta. You got to, initially getting a dog is mad expensive.

Yeah, the first getting dog is like, getting it inoculated and doing all that shit and getting like in pet insurance. Yeah, all that dumb bullshit. But yeah. It's worth it because you get a friend. I have friends for free kind of. Unless you have a dickhead dog. Some dicks people dogs are just complete cunts. You just put those out.

Not typically. Yeah, they're not often, but some... They gotta be trained to be... They have to, like, their wiring's fucked. And that's really the only reason they would be a dick. If you didn't make them a dick. It's like one of, my mom's dog, one of them was like schizo or something. Just, it would be like completely happy and stuff.

And then out of door would, like, be terrified. It doesn't know who you are. And I'm like, uh, this... You got an old yellow of those kind of dog is damaged. You got an old yellow that poor fellow. Yeah, that was, that felt bad for that dog because it just, you know, it was a sweet dog, but it just had a, someone was wrong with it. This is a quick question. This is a little off topic.

Do you think an oven is harder to open from the inside? No, we've had this conversation. Really? He's got demented. You're all demented, apparently. We are. I think the lack of sleep. Wait, wait, wait, you serious?

If that was ready? Anyway, we're going to read this next one and then we're going to go. Yeah. None pizza with. left beef. I don't know this means. Nun pizza?

Yeah, like N-O-N-E. I don't know. Okay. I don't know. All right. Nanny? I'm just... N-N-E?

I'm simply the messenger. All right, got you. Continuing the strange, casual racism growing up in Ireland. Cool. Growing up, I always called the dick hole a japs eye. Wow.

That means exactly what you're thinking of. I actually heard this in one of those... What are those, um, Pete and Bass or whatever, those old British white guys who do the rap because they've got like some producer. Have you seen those guys?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's just like... An elderly proper gentleman, right? Like the old British guys who sound like unreasonably good kind of. Yeah. I remember I heard that line

and one of those are something like, on the tip of me, Jepside. And I'm like, what the fuck is that? That's crazy. And I looked it up and I was like, that's the reason I looked it up. That's the only reason I know that. I like casual racism like that for no reason.

Yeah. You know, it's not like, oh, you're angry and you're trying to offend someone or hurt, though. You're just, oh, it's just a part of my lexicon. It's not, it's not my dickhole. It's just a japside. It's like, you know, you don't need to call it that, sir. No, I mean, it's like when slang, when racism gets, like, inducted into slang kind of. To the point where, like, you can, I have no doubt that a bunch of people probably say that and have no ill will towards the jabbing.

Right. They don't. They don't think about it that way, but it's like, maybe you should think about it. Because, like, I don't have that. No. There's not one thing that I could think of. Of course, I've said some horrible things, but it's me purposefully being obtuse or whatever the cases. Sure.

But as far as just being, oh, I haven't even thought about that's, like, insensitive to say. Like, I don't have that. Because I would think about it. I'd be like, oh, that's kind of fucked up. Yeah, probably. It's got to fuck. Like, like, Jap's eye is one that would immediately catch my, after I got older. I don't know when I learned that Jepp was even a slur in the first place.

Because to me, it kind of doesn't sound. Like, it sounds like, it's more about the context in which it was like used, I guess. It's like Jew. Exactly. Where I'm just like, it's lazy. It sounds like a shortening of. It's literally that. It's just like Nip.

It's just the shortening of Dupon. Like, it's literally just Japan. Yeah. It's lazy. That's all like, most races are just dumb and lazy. Like, you can't even think of anything good. Not like a fucking, like, zipperhead. That's good.

You know what I mean? That's like fucked up. It feels evil. It is because it's like it's deep. I don't. I don't. I don't know. I think I don't have any racist sayings I genuinely let leave my mouth other than times when I'm trying to make a joke about something racist. I don't really have anything like I think a lot of American phrases are just technically based in racism.

So for here it's very particular. Yeah. Because here America's so. I can't remember exactly racist. I can't remember exactly. exact and like examples but I know if there's any picking any freaking um that's that one is crazy racist um jipped jipped um indian giving like uh like this stuff like that was more obvious that's it that is that's more obvious but it's it's way worse than it's more subtle where i'm just like there's

stuff that's even more subtle than those things that i'm i'm blanking on right now like playing hangman like that shit is crazy i played hangman in school and i love that game and i was like oh interesting yeah yeah Yeah, there's more. Yeah, there's more I can't remember. But those are so obscure that, like, I didn't even commit them to memory enough to not say them because it's just like, I'm, whatever. I wouldn't normally be saying that. So I don't know.

I'm kind of like, it's hard for me to, like, rationalize that kind of thing where it's like, oh, this phrase is just objectively racist. Like, either I don't know or I never even started saying it. Sure. Because I'm kind of at. Yeah. Anyway. Not that I wouldn't, though. We ready to go?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank you for writing in. Thanks for writing in. I really appreciate it. Thank you for writing in, you fucking job, sir. Oh yeah, I forgot we had an Atlas from Bioshock with us today.

Thank you so much. I forgot that people existed. Would you kindly grab that wrench out of the socket? Would you kindly suck my peepee? I'm tired of Jodda tonight. Would you kindly suck my pee? The funny thing is, wouldn't even bat an eye.

No, yeah. The stupid shit that I say to her, like, it doesn't even faze her anymore. That's better. God damn, four pages of credits. Is that a pussy? It's a vertical japsie. What the fuck have you seen, man?

What are you looking at? Look at the Patrick Starr. I can't even, I can't do an Irish accent that good. Patrick Stor. I'm pretty good at Irish. I don't know how to say, I don't know how to say, Star. Star.

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probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Do I sound like I'm from anywhere when I'm speaking? Why are you showing to me? Good job. Good job. My buddy is from England and I asked him when I was doing a British accent. He said that I sound like I'm from London

when I was faking it. So I like to ask people better native. I'm like when I fake your accent, where do I sound like I'm from? You sound like you're from a fucking mental hospital. Yeah, sometimes they're like, ah, it doesn't sound like anything. That's like what the South African accent sounds like, where I'm just like, I don't know what the fuck

you're trying right now. South African is, so some of the, some of them, the ones that I am most privy to is interchangeable. It sounds that they could be from somewhere in Australia. Kind of. It sounds British. The only one that I know, the only one that, the only experience I have with that accent is District 9

and everybody sounds chopped in District 9. Like straight up. Some Australian accents from like, the fuck what is happening? And then I'll hear two things and I'm like, I can't tell why are you guys so similar

but then some of you aren't similar at all. It's crazy. But I guess it's the same thing as like London and fucking Liverpool. They don't sound like they live anywhere close to each other. You take a picture of that? Yeah.

For what reason? I'm proud of myself. You're going to share that? Yeah, I am. Amazing. He's very proud. I did this. Yeah.

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Three. What do you mean? Two. Is this always been here? One. No, that was on my desk before, but I wanted to free up space because I, I use that space more than I use that corner of that table. That's a loop station.

Home on me now I lost the fucking AC adapter for it though Which is fucking annoying So I don't know What does it take And does it say? I don't know

I'm sure I'm sure I can find that I just haven't like I also only really use that on garage band So like now that my MacBook exploded I haven't been even motivated to even fix it Or get the cables for it But it's cool It's like You know

You do loose This fucking guy What are you doing? I made my arm and I want to talk about it now Yeah I'm like trying to talk and he's like Hey hey my heart He's like the kids try to get a hold of the parrot, trying to get the attention.

Hey, hey, look, look. I drew a fucking pussy on Patrick Star, Mom. Aw. Oh, that's a beautiful drawing. Do you think the pussy's on the outside or it's like under the pants? What are you fucking saying? Do you think we're seeing under the pants or do you think? Or is it like chapless kind of?

Yeah. But like in the front. What would you call it? Pussyless. Yeah, crotchless. So crotchless pants, which goes hard. Is that what we're going to do in the future when we finally stop caring about genitals so much

in the future We're gonna care more and more and more Until we're all dead I don't think that's ever gonna go away Yeah I want I think we were on track We were on track for a little bit When like Will Smith was wearing a crop top

We were headed in the right direction And then like I don't know 9-11 fucked everything up or something The damn the people over there That like things covered up We were so we were so fucking Dude we really I really do feel like In my heart of hearts that we were pretty

fucking close to just not caring at all about what what you had going on. And now we're at the point where Paul Joseph Watson is like when he said, conservative, conservatism is the counterculture. And I was like, oh, we're something happened.

No, everything's broken. Everything broke. Yeah. To even be able to say that. I firmly believe we thought we were and then everything was still there. And I think that's why we got here. No,

I think everything was still right under the surface. And we're all like, it's fine, right? Right. No, I don't agree. I don't agree. I really do feel like we were on the cusp of it.

Because even like you had like famous like George Carlin was like a famous like liberal guy. He was talking about like, oh yeah, we need fewer labels, not more. Labels divide people. We need who cares what anybody, you know. I agree. And now we have like, you know, are you a demisexual but also by gender and gay? Are you everything? Are you autistic?

Are you my type of neurodivergent? Are you my type of neurodivergent? Everything got fucked. And we're just kind of snowballing It's a snowballed down a hill I think we put so many colors Yeah it's like a oh Are you a leftist

Are you a liberal? Like shut the fuck down Are you a Marxist Leninist Linnus Libtard? You fucking tankie I was like no normal person Knows what any of that means I still really don't know what a tankie is You shouldn't

Yeah I thought specifically like if I remember hearing it And being like curious and I thought like I actually don't want to know this That's exactly Yeah because I don't want to be in the statistic I don't want to be in the statistical group of people who knows what that means that's how you treat that that was the same thing I did when I kept hearing groper

I still don't know what that means I don't know what that means I don't know what it means Groyper Groyper Groyper it's associated with the Nick Fuentes I don't know what it means and I don't know what it means and I think stuff like that is stupid but I think there were just problems that just clearly didn't get fixed I think there are clearly a lot of things that were just still problems sure that we ignored and right it's fine right and it's like no I don't No, no, I don't get that. Conservatism being cool was never a thing until recently. I agree.

I agree with that. But I think a lot of problems. I think this clear as day. It's like, or let me, let me rephrase that. It's still not cool. No one ever thought it was cool.

Yeah, that's the thing. People think it's cool now. I think what happened is that there were problems that were like under the line. I think there were still like a lot of bigoted mentalities. And there are a lot of still like laws and shit that were still like systematically and fundamentally and fundamental people were fucked. Of course.

What happened is that we stopped talking about them. I don't know. I don't think that's true. No, I think we really stopped talking about that. I remember 2013, 2012, and, like, there was a lot of shit happening. Like, gay marriage was legalized. You had, like, all the, like, it gets better campaign. Like, people weren't, people weren't, like, cringing about it.

No, people weren't vocally, people weren't vocally thinking about it. I actually, actually, I, there's a part that I do agree with them about. I think people are more hiding it more. Dude, the one thing that I agree with you about is not vocalizing stuff is, and I do actually, I was trying to examine, like, what happened with, you know, people being so dumb and getting dumber and being so more happily to jump into a cult. And one thing that we were doing a decade or so ago was relentlessly mocking religion, deities and stuff like that. And at a certain point, it became uncool to do that. Yeah, it became trite and boring. Yeah. And the thing is,

it should never have been treated as a trend, though, that to be like, oh, this isn't, this isn't cool anymore to do. That's played out. And I'm like, no, this is actually important to let people know that this shit should be mocked into oblivion and now all of a sudden you have fucking Jordan Peterson and fucking that rapist, what's his name? Russell Brand. Russell Brand praying on stage

because it's so cool now and putting everybody put it in their Christ is king now even though they don't like Jesus and stuff. The fact that like we all stopped talking about that stuff and a lot of those people forgot that that shit used to be mocked into oblivion. I think

that is everything. I think that was everything. You can extrapolate that to a lot of things. I'm not talking about things people uncomfortable. And I think that's the biggest problem. But no one really makes the call to make something played out. It just kind of does happen. I don't think I'm completely disagree. I'm not talking about the played out stuff.

It's like music. You'll see like, oh, new metal isn't cool anymore. You have people like, you want to say, I talk about my boy Fantano. Oh, man, I can't believe I used to listen to shit like that. I'm like, niggas, all those people still listen. You're actually in the minority. And a lot of these people try to force like the industry leaders will force people to be like, think the way that I do.

Not by saying that, but by being like, oh, oh, I can't believe. to do this stuff. And then there's people that are influential that pass that onto their audiences and they almost feel ashamed to listen to this stuff anymore

so they keep it to them fucking selves. I don't know if I agree really. It's just by, I don't know about it being disagreeing. It's just, it is an observation that you can find in every medium.

What I'm saying is like, I don't think it's like a mandate. I think what happens is new people or people come up and they hear that stuff and they're like, it's good, I'm going to do something different

and because something sounds different, it's more interesting to more people and people just kind of move on because it's more interesting. I think it's the opposite because I think most people like repetition and they like the same thing. Well that's what I mean.

Like wouldn't there be like a more catered or wouldn't there be like a bigger push for industries to keep things as identical as possible because it requires the least amount of challenge to them? So like that's what the, so the suits would love that. That's why I say like some of the biggest bands and stuff on earth sound relatively the same.

Pop doesn't change that much. It's relatively the same because that's what people want. Sports is a big thing. Esports, when the PVP, you're doing the same type of matches. People think it's different, but it's the same thing. Yeah. They're doing the same thing.

It's like everybody that even feels like they don't fall into the category. They do, you know, like, I like repetition. It's just like what type of repetition do you like. It's a new coat of pain. There's new coats of pain over there. And so the thing is, I don't like when people, when they try to, it's kind of like almost like, what would you call it? Counterculture, it's almost contrarian.

There's a lot of people that are very influential that will, kind of poison the well in my opinion that they make things it's kind of what I would call hurting not helping I don't think they're doing it on purpose but I think that when they kind of by their nature of liking things that are new and interesting and different

they're shitting on the other stuff that people really like and a lot of times it kind of has this underground like well I guess we're just going to push it deep down where say for example there's a lot of people that miss that anti-SJW style of content to where it unfortunately got adopted by the worst people and people like us we kind of stopped doing because we just kind of stopped caring about it and there's nothing wrong with that except for look at the retard freaks that took it over sure and and i think that's actually a good

example though because like no one was like don't do that anymore and i was like okay i just kind of literally naturally was just like yeah that's good because i'm bored of this so that is very and i think that's what happens with and look, I'm, I can also say that I'm part of it in a certain extent that Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches.

Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529.

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At the time, I didn't feel like it was something necessary to keep going. Like, what's that fucking up? I found an old channel that I was like, you know, I can't believe this guy's still doing this shit. I'll tell you after it because it's... It cracked me the fuck up Seeing that guy again And he's still doing this shit

For like barely any views But it's like he's still at it It's wild There's a guy I don't mind saying this guy Because he probably I don't have a problem with him I think his name is Logic Oh I remember logic

Something is he was he the one that would have that hat on And he had a mask Is it like a clock mask or something Something I remember like he had like It looked like it almost had 3D glasses on It was like red And he had like a top hat on and he had a mask on.

They don't get enough credit for being the original V-tubers kind of in some sense. Like, Ha-key. This guy is consistently made egalitarian and, and atheist content. And he's never stopped.

Yeah. The entire time. And I was like, oh, here's somebody that I was like, I respect him even after the wave was over. Yeah. He just kept doing

because that's the content that he made. And he's passionate about. And that was the kind of thing that I feel like we weren't, we were doing it specifically because this annoyed us and once that shit could have died down well there was no point to continue

you can only be so angry like anybody who's angry for a long period of time is is is feigning it yes or at the very least um is motivated to continue by processes that aren't actually really yeah it's like money and so I can save them myself like I even though as much as I try not to uh always uh go with whatever

just happened. Like, uh, when I think about it, it would have made sense for me. This is in hindsight. Because the way that I feel now, I'm like,

oh, well, there's still religious people making retarded content and stuff. And I feel like it should be lampooned. It was in the same way that I started, uh,

shitting on the, uh, a lot of the right leading grifters afterwards, even though they called me a grifter in return. They're like, oh, you're grifting. I'm like,

I would be making your guys as content if I was a grifter. What are you saying? I think, I think that all doubles back to the idea that people, we had, weird era of like comfortability. People didn't want to feel uncomfortable. And it led to like people being a little aggressive about them wanting to have rights,

which I think is a proper thing. I think it was fine. You know, people that like the people that were vocal about having like more acceptable spaces in general. I think it was right for them to exist. I think it got a little ridiculous at times for the outsiders of people that are like not as open when it started seeing like people with all these various like all asexual, all these things in their bios.

Though they exist, though they should have every right to explain themselves, the way they do or express how they feel, it kind of got a lot to people, and people kind of got annoyed by it. But I think it's kind of, I think it is fundamentally stupid for them to have gotten annoyed by people's expressing themselves

as who they are. But then we loved that era of comfortability and we moved into like area where we kind of didn't talk about things. It was kind of like, oh, this is fine. You know, people are relatively progressive now, I guess, on the social standing. So we're like, oh, we're going to have gay marriage

become legalized. We're going to have a lot of things moving forward. But the problem is that the foundation of the problems were all. still there. People were still problematic. People were still overly Christian. People were still all these things that were just right under the surface. And to disagree with it would make no sense why we are where we are right now. I don't. With a generation removed. We're a generation removed from it. And we're back. People being fucking openly anti-Semitic. Yeah. Extremely racist.

Sure. Wildly homophobic. Like if that was all. Yeah, but Kingston, do you think we were this bad in 2013? I don't think so. I think we were under the surface. I don't believe that. I think we were under a slightly. I think. I think that's genuinely delusional. I think for things to get this bad, I really think. Well, you said under the surface, so which would mean that it wasn't as bad.

It was, yeah, no, I think on the top layer, it was fine. Like, people were like, oh, relative, like, we're not like this, right? And people weren't thinking about it. They probably were underneath it. They're like, oh, they probably are racist underneath at all. But when it's betrayed in media in this sort of decent way, it's like, I guess. I hear what you're saying, dude. Especially because like I do and I love I love to blame the ultra progressive zealots for this because I really do think they are to blame

The sleeping giant that is extreme racism and fringe retards have always been in the underground like said There's oh for sure like the Turner Diaries the people that got inspired by that people got inspired by Timothy McVay Awake all that shit that all those people existed but they were so not taken seriously they were they were mocked they were ridiculed So that's why I talk about like even in like the uh There was kind of a guard that was happening. And then, and it stopped. They, first of all, I was saying they kind of woke a lot of those people up to feel like they were real victims. They pulled a giant that was Trump.

They got really, they got really big. So here's the thing. Trump took advantage of all those fucking dumb retards, right? But here's this thing. We saw a lot of that coming up and we lampooned a lot of that shit. I think the only problem is. And it's not a problem that I can be like, how dare you kind of a thing. It's just, I think it's an observation that largely a lot of us,

we just stopped doing that stuff. And all I could say is we probably shouldn't have. And what I mean by that is a lot of the people on the right that are fucking really rich now, making all this money and making really terrible content, you know, I push back a little bit. A little bit. You know, I think there's a lot of people on the left that are making content right now. One of the biggest streamers right now, I think Hassan actually, he's such a, he sucks. Like he's not the, he shouldn't be the.

guy. He shouldn't be the guy. And that's the problem. It's like the guy could have been. I feel like the guy could have been one of us. And what I mean is, I don't mean, I know what you're saying. Not that you want to be that guy because I don't want to be that. I don't want to. I don't. I would fucking hate being that guy. There's just better. There should be much better. I just hate like somebody who did something really good at Noah Samson, for example. You raised like, 400,000 dollars for the Palestinians or whatever. Just doing this marathon live stream. And I'm like, cool. But like, when I look at this guy. Yeah, it's not it either, man. That's the thing.

I look at like a lot of this space and it's like, fuck. And I think when it comes to people that need to be leaders, it's always the people that don't want to do it. The people that don't want to do it should fucking do it. But it's like, I don't want to do shit. It's the same idea for like fucking, you brought up before. People that are like famous people like, we're getting involved in politics. I fucking wish, dude. I wish they would feel obligated to do something because they really could help.

The problem is that a lot of them would fuck their money up And they don't want to fuck their money up They don't like that's the big problem They already have enough money And they don't think they do Oh no, it's that's the biggest problem They don't want to fuck their careers Knicks have tens of millions of dollars

Oh, they fucked up my career When I have tens of millions of dollars in the bank I don't care You have plenty of money, generational wealth It's just like these people that I remember Shannon Sharper like Oh man he was about to get generational wealth About the $100 million deal

He already has generational wealth These are people or their brains are broken Yeah If you have 10 million dollars You have generational wealth. If you have half $10 million, you have generational wealth. If you have half $5 million, you have generational wealth. You're like, I would say like two generations.

Yeah. For $5 million, yeah. Yeah. I mean, easily. With that kind of money, if you just make smart moves and you just teach your children like financial literacy, just invest in one of those millions could turn into a much larger generation of wealth. So yeah, you're absolutely right.

Yeah. But like seeing that the, the, it's little, I don't want to mess up my money or I don't mess with my career. I'm like, I only have 70 million dollars. Like Robert Downey Jr. has hundreds of millions of dollars. The Rock has hundreds of hundreds of. and millions of dollars. All of those people

that can actually really affect change even though they'll come out every once and be like, I don't like the direction the country's going in and I'm like, they'd fucking do something, cunt.

Yeah, like what, it is pretty fucking silly. I don't know. I just, I stand by my belief. I think that things were, things were,

things were hot. Now they're not. They, I just think it's genuinely, I thought things were better. I think we had a, we had a veneer. We had a veneer.

I don't think it's a fucking veneer. I think it's so clear. I think it's not a, clear as fucking day. I don't think it is because if it was, if things were truly better, if those problems got over, why would they show back up as such a huge way now? That's such a terrible argument. It's not a terrible argument. All right, man.

How could we? You see it just based in just people's families. I see it in my own family. Like the same people are not the same, the same people today are far worse than they were in 2013. It's not like their beliefs fucking shifted all that much, but they fucking shifted. No, no. I think they shifted 100%. They did shift.

So it's worse. And I think those things. No, no, I don't know what you're trying to argue. I think the problems, the problems were still there. I think people, people were probably in a better mindset because the world was kind of forcing more of a like a progressive mentality. We had a leader of the world that was a fucking black person. We had that person who relatively was progressive,

implementing a lot of like progressive things. Joe, uh, Bo. Bo Bo Bo Bo burn those browns. Kill them all. And Bo was like, Bo, Bo. Bo, can you all do me favor of someone? of those um we built these new drones that just have arms on them they go on a little drum i want you send a drone with little arms and beat up in

iraqi they go up to people and punch the shit out of them pull their arms on they're stronger they're particularly built to be strong if to hurt somebody as much as they can per punch without killing you so then they can they can they can his kill count won't go up technically yeah it's like it's like He's dying in the hospital. Disneyland courting people off of the premises to be like, no one dies. So I should now use Chad GBT to confirm that, but I've heard that is absolute because it just makes sense. Wait, what are you talking about?

So just to lessen your kill count at like, say, like Disneyland Park, right? Had them be pronounced dead off the premise so they didn't die in Disneyland. Oh, I see. Which the reason I've never looked at up back in the day is because like I absolutely, it just feels like, why wouldn't you do that if you're a major corporation? Yeah, it sounds, it's not even in the realm of disbelief, really to me. I'm not saying you're wrong. I just think that things were, I think the underlying surface gave us a perception of things being better, but I think clearly all that shit was still there.

I think maybe there was a perception of things being better than they were than they were, but I think they were better than what they are. I can't. Like by orders of fucking magnitude. I'll agree with this. They were better, but the problems that created what we have the whole time has always been there. Sure. And I think, and I think, of course, of course.

And I think the big problem is that... And all that shit. And the problem is that we never fix those problems. And the fucking... The thing to me, the biggest thing is the fucking media. The media, how much fucking money do you need to sell out? Not even just yourselves, because it's not like you're going to enjoy what's happening either. Yeah.

Like, it's so crazy. They're like, oh, we're not going to report the news properly and we're going to lie relentlessly and things are going to get so weird to where they're going to ignore fucking habeas corpus, which is going to affect everybody, including themselves. Yeah. Kind of crazy. Yeah, that's the... Whatever.

That was the huge... gash because they were supposed to be like the non-biased like hey this is what's happening and then when they fucked up it just turned over the state of the union and be like nobody move you know the thing that's crazy is that like now if a Democrat wins

they would be stupid not to ignore the Constitution you know what I mean like you'd be an idiot to not like the rug is the rug's been pulled already so if you get power again you kind of you're obligated to abuse fucking cancer Biden in 2028

yeah cancer Biden The ticket is cancer and Biden The thing is this right What's gonna happen is Like you'd be dumb You'd be dumb not to do it You have to because what happens Even if

No imprison that guy for no reason Like do it like do it like Because they're just gonna do it the next time Right exactly So just it's over The problem is that it's so done It's the it's the It's the cum rag

It's the come rag now It's the idea of that like Things are just as bad as they were I'm not I know I'm strong any Underline problems What is the idea of that's crazy You want a copy of the Constitution?

It's insane. Seeing people talk are you about the Constitution and like the shit they say. And it's like you are understanding that you do not under the words that are written are there for a reason. Yeah, they need to. They're literally there. Like the Constitution. What if we looked at the Constitution right now? We found out that it was actually written in fucking wingdings.

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It would make it way more sense, actually. That's why people seem to disagree so much on what the fuck. I'd be like, oh, okay, because it's fucking whatever. It's really bad. It's whatever you want. It's like the whole thing about the deportation. And like literally there is purposefully written that it says persons, not citizens. I'm going to get you deported.

It is there literally on purpose for people that immigrate here that are trying to become citizens. They know that. It's there. You have a case. I'm going to deport you though. You can't. I guess probably. What are you talking about?

I can't. I don't know. You want to bet? I'm going to rat you out. For what? This doesn't matter. It doesn't matter anymore. Dude, the ice people are struggling to get,

to hit the quotas. They'll take anybody at this point. Get that dog and dress him up like a Mexican boy. It's insane. It makes a little pants out of a sombrero. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. Anyway,

we got to read the names. We got to read the names. Yeah, we got to read the names. Yeah, we got to get the fuck out of here. Please. Yeah, let's do it. Are you going to count me down. I thought I couldn't afford.

Wait, three, two, one. I thought he did it before, like 30 minutes ago. That's true. All right. Rape member 3,000, Delta Gamma, yanking it with the yonkers yoinker.

Nice. Race swapped logic is just logic. That's crazy. That's crazy. He's more black. He does more black. Whatever. Squimp is bugs.

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I don't know what happened to her, bro. No, no, Amber Rose. She sold her soul. I don't even know who that is. She went from looking great. Dude, she's like,

as soon as she endorsed Trump, she sold her soul. I don't know what happened her. She started looking way worse. She, uh, baby, baby, baby mom of, uh,

Wisk Kila. And she also was fucking with Connie at one point. Is Kali? She, Connie got her famous. Yeah. I got a famous. Amber Rose,

you, she's here, let's you bald. Is that like one of Saddam's guys? What the fuck is Wiskelif? It's a rapper. It definitely sounds like it could be. You know black and yellow, black and yellow.

Oh, B movie. And there's a reason why he has. Is that in the B movie? Yeah, it's the song for Bs because it's black and yellow, black and yellow. I mean, I get the B thing. I get the joke. But it's actually in the B movie? Yeah, it's in the B movie.

I don't think it is. It's at the very beginning. I don't think it is. Now I don't believe. I swear to God, he looks into his closet and he says black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. Oh, yellow and black, let's switch things up a bit. That's not the song.

And then the song plays in the background. That's a yellow and black, yellow and black, yellow and black, yellow and black. Anyway, King Dad, uh, Beatle loving his gay little beetle son analy. Uh, Colin Moriarty, uh, a little Among Us guy regarding white jacid in South Africa. Nice. Uh, no, I don't try to insert my religion in every conversation. What are you talking about? Uh, stupid.

I am going to kill them. the morning of the morning. My, Kingston, my son, may I have just one more Blumket? Just one more, my son, I beg. Umotocon's going like this. Two rats and a trench coat. I'm Christine Riaamol Nanano. That's Darya some black woman. And Jesus Christ, that is loud as fuck. Don't worry. That wasn't you. You don't have anybody asking about you. The cartelsk troll is Queenston Jameson. This is Spank Bank Podcast. PM candidate for for the ultra thieves. Claire Obscure Expedition Babies.

What the fuck? I don't know what that means. Joe Biden's watermelon-sized prostate. Oh, no. Blow me away. Come in my hand. I'm slapping you. King Dad getting Chris's family

sent to prison for stealing cable. King Dad. I forgot that that was his name. Yeah. King Dad. People keep writing that in that name. I'm like, what is that? Berser Beatles, Big Bouncy Backside.

More Beatles. Kingston. How you feeling about that, buddy? You like that, buddy? You like that, homie? Reed. Sloker 2, why so derpy? Do you like your name to be Kangston?

I don't know. What'd be better for those Kangston? I don't go fuck. What if your name was King Stain? What a Kingstain, yeah. I don't care. But go to it a K-A-W-N. I don't care.

Kingston. Kangston. You don't like that better? I don't care. What if your name was bitch? I don't care. We're going to go to the courthouse. We're going to go to the courthouse.

Whatever. Bitch, you pay for it. I would. I would pay for your name to be bitch Jameson. The next milestone. We got to get a couple more subscribers. And if we do, we're going to get a couple more donations to the podcast, right?

Yeah. And if we do, we're going to go to the courthouse and get Kingston's name legally changed to bitch McBlack. And don't worry about it. We promise. That's sick as fuck. Action strong on bitch McBlack. It kind of sounds awesome, actually.

It's weird. Like the delivery makes that. name almost cool like you could do like my name's bitch McBlack it's like you almost don't hear even hear the bitch yeah you know it's like a slight a hand move when like a magician does like a crazy trick with one of them cards those pictures with the people on them and the numbers

yeah um it hates me bitch McBlack I was watching like professional street magicians does that make any sense like ones that are really good like truly talented yeah you're showing me that British guy you send me one of those things and it's terrifying how good they are because I'm trying to track him and out of a lot

is the British guy's magic trick that he walks down in the street and smiles. Because they're so fucking miserable. Wow. How's he? Are you a tourist? How's he doing? You're not British.

I can't believe you're able to smell like that. What the fuck? I'm dying, mate. It's not funny. Mate, it's really painful. It's been raining for 17 years, bro. Why is it still raining, bro? Why is it walking forth from the sky?

My name's Anis Corgles. Nice to meet you. Ais Corgles. Good day. My name's fucking dickmigggles What's going on? My name's kill me now, please. My name's Flumple Mumpus.

Nice to meet you. My name is Randall Suicide. It's Adiation McGee. Nice to meet you. They call me virgin because they know I don't fuck around. Schittler. Oh, I'm Kingston's dad. I do.

He's going to have to taste the pumpum all. Have you seen the fucking... India and Pakistan are fighting again. He shows his fucking meat is a fucking big piece of cute. India and Pakistan are fighting again. Call that stench warfare. Oh my God. That's crazy.

Damn. I can't even laugh at that. Not on the outside. Yeah. Goju and pick Shalom versus. It's crazy. I love Indian. Yes, it is.

I love their food. I want to hit that downtown restaurant. Which is good? Flavor India? I don't know what the fuck is called. We're just passing by to go to the theater and smells fucking delicious. Oh, the Indian place? The place is real good.

I like that place. It smells fucking great. I love Indian. They got the, they got really good samoses. Yeah, butter chicken goes fucking. I'll probably go there today. So we gotta go some stupid. Oh, we got like a, we're going to a test screening.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, some, I forgot some movie with two juice heads. Who is it? Jason Momoa and Dave Batista. Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck is this? Oh, yeah, I forgot to respond to Jojo about that. Because I read the invite and then I was like, oh, I got to think about it.

And then I just totally forgot. There's a thing Did I get invited? No I thought she said she hit you up She might have I don't remember I'm fucking

I uh Probably dorking it I don't know man Everything everything's a blur When I'm I literally was thinking like Oh do I go And then like another notification popped

I know I really have like object Permanence issues I think With messages Yeah you're like a puppy Let me ask her if it's still possible I'm not I probably can't go I'm free fucking movie

Because I'm going Lily works late All Gooners fire at will Glazed their Randy Rears Colin Moriarty, Domination. Kingston's dad voice is a film cow voice. Oh, it kind of is. That is true.

It is like Charlie the unicorn almost. Oh, you're doing. Yeah, it is. Like, yeah. Maybe that's what I, maybe that's what I was thinking of. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications. that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation,

plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you're. you do? I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Wow, film cow. I haven't thought about that in a while. They had that weird spatula show that I fucking watched. all the time. Spatuler. They had like a weird show about like, well, not all the time. But like they had a show about like sentient spatulas. And like I remember just thinking like this concept is so fucking weird.

Why are they doing this? But I was transfixed by it. Yes, it is. It's me film girl. Crazy. I don't remember the person's name. You remember this famous lady that had a bo-beep the sheep? Bo-beep.

What the fuck are you saying? I forgot her name. She was on PBS and she had a show about. like puppets. And it was like a famous Oh, Little Bo Peep, right? Is it? I might not be.

I think little people It's like a fucking... You're talking about lamb chop? Lamb chop. Yes. You remember what's her? What's the woman's name again? The woman that did,

that did the puppet drink for her? Yes. I mean... Yeah, I guess. I think an old whore McGee. I think her name was like Brenda or something. Lamb chop, fuck along.

Yeah, I remember that. Oh, it's not fuck alone. But yeah, I remember it. I used to love that shit. Derek, not chauvin is innocent for him. Ball and Moriarty, round-eyed Asian, plagiarizing small artists on a complete, on complete accident, Pinky Promise. Sherry Lewis is her name.

What? I remember when she died. Sherry Lewis. She did like 98, right? How the fuck do you know that? What the hell? She died in 98. I remember, I remember watching the show that, like the day.

You remember when she got killed on the show? A lamb ate her. That's crazy. It's a thing. It's true because the lambs were getting tired of the misrepresentation. Yeah, look, it was starting to get at her, ate her, and then she died. I remember, dang. That's actually a real lamb.

I remember her because the day she died, they had like a long thing on PBS. I had to watch Stephen Liverroom because I didn't have one of my bedroom at the time. I remember, like, because my sister watched her when she was younger too on PBS as well. And I was like, oh, I was really sad. And my grandma was like, oh, she was a really nice thing. He seems very sweet because she was involved with like Mr. Rogers. Okay.

On that show. On their show. Like, it's the puppy is for the Mr. Rogers stuff. Actually, it's really,

it's, never mind. Fuck you guys. You're like, what's this getting interesting? You guys are fucking cats. Do you kill her? I don't understand.

What happened? I was supposed to remember. I had a flash remember. You said something about, like, cow, cowboys. I was like, oh,

cow, lamb. Lamb, lamb chop. Yeah. Who was lamb chop's person? Sherry, that's like if somebody was like,

how can I get away with being it, I guess, close, Jerry Lewis is possible. How can I get away with having a name that might be similar to someone else's?

How can I get away with this? It's me, Sherry Lewis. Why don't you just name the person, Jerry Lewis? Lighty Lambchop. Yeah, she used to fuck that. It's Lambchop, Avoiken, Schmoigel. Freund Leavenstoyle. Is that a final boss of Jewish?

Jerry Lewis? No, it's Jesus Christ, obviously. It's clearly Benjamin Netanyahu. I guess it is being in Yahoo Nanyahu is after Jew Jesus helps you beat Nanyahu Like when you get beat down He's like I'll help you out

This niggas wilding And he comes and he gives you his hand And you get like all your health back And your special bar filled back up And you can fight it again It's got to be Moses right Shoyal Bean But those are like good

Those are like good ending Jews Those are not like evil Jews They smell like pussy or weed Life ain't bad Enjoy the little moments They give you AIDS Homosexual Oh, wait, Kingston.

What about that? Kingston. Homosexual sized beetles sucking the Grinch green snot rocket out of Derek's big black per buskis like a small vacuum. That was funny as fuck. Derek, Sir Derek, the blowjob queen of white run.

Ooh, I'll take it. Yeah. Gumpin it. I'm gumping it. I'm gumping it. Oh, Jenny, I'm gumping it. Gumpin. We're at gumpin now? You heard about gumping? No.

No. Numbers, when you fuck somebody that's a little, a little lower on the mental scale. Like, when Forrest Gump is on his mental scale, where he's like, it's a little. So you fuck somebody who's mentally, like, mentally impaired. We call it gumped up. Oh, like, gump. Oh, my brain did not. It's insensitive.

I know you said Forrest Gump, but it's still in rest of it. It's insensitive to say mentally, I don't know, defective. What are you saying? I'm going to go deep with this gum over here. Yeah. Literally dumb as fuck. We call them gumped the fuck up now Gumped up, okay

I'm gonna go gump up this slow bitch All the other kids with the gumped up kicks You better run Bitter and lean slightly That's crazy It ain't a school shooter song It's a song about fucking mentally handicapped Whoa

Yeah I didn't know that It is crazy when you think about it Huh? I found that about what gumping was I was like Whoa people are fucking horrible Yeah people are depraved Anyway Blonde, blue-eyed German man

Applying for Derek's position this time Love metal less and hate religion a lot more than him Mwa Arthur, my son There you go, you got the job Arthur, my son, let's go Let's go to Arthur, my son, let's go to Tahiti

Woke Marxist Pope My ass is full of piss help Thugzilla versus Kingston's dad War of the Batimans Visualizing The Bachelors the bashed in head Joel I wish to be. Call him Moriarty, Call Moriarty.

He just interviewed Neil Druckman, which is crazy. Oh, nice. Oh, really? Yeah. Did he fuck him? What did he... Did he kiss his neck? No. But he did ask him a question that I'm so curious about. I'll tell you after. Because I don't know what's the last one's part two so fucking dumb sometimes. Why did you do that?

Why did you order to organize the story so dumb? Asking for a friend, the friend's me. Are you still this? The game doesn't even look like Bella Ramsey. You didn't even try. The game doesn't like Bella Ramsey. That's crazy.

No concept of time at all. That's awesome. It's weird. I thought they made the game after the show. Damn! I don't know. He just a tax. That's how I imagine.

That's how I imagine every single person, whoever is in like my replies on Twitter and they disagree with me. Yeah. I have envisioned them with that voice. Oh, Chris. They, they, yeah. Yeah. A lot of them are bots now.

I think it's crazy how many boxes exist. What are you saying? Do you think the billionaire class is really a cause of all those problems, Chris? Like, I'm like, oh. Are you okay? Oh, here's a, oh, look a feather of my keys. Do you turn your lights on this morning without frying yourself? Wow, I'm proud of you.

Whoa. Yeah, I turned up my computer all myself. Make a gay cover of In Too Deep by some. 41. That would be an obvious mark. Oh, yeah. In too deep. And I'm in too deep and I'm sucking meat. And I want some head from my girlfriend's brother. From my girlfriend's brother. It's not bad. Not bad. Clock it. Anyway. We could do it. I'm really sick of that. We got to get the fuck out of here.

What, Ninn? He wrote NIN and that was supposed to remind us about some 41. villain maxing because I gommage next year good call good call we should all gamage that'd be cool that would be pretty sick these guys not even playing the game

what am I that's crazy oh my god sorry I thought you meant something outside of the fucking how did you clap that quick I was just that he used to slap in his legs

violently I envisioned him having like almost two two like this part of the arm per arm And you were just like... And you were just like slapping them together? Listen, I channeled me being in the audience of a Jay Leno show.

Oh! Creating fucking shockwaves, bro. Do you hear about this painter's lady on the... You about the painter's lady? Ah! You about the painter's lady? He's... He's fading away.

Someone's... laughing and they're screaming. They're screaming so much. It hurts. It's like when, you guys are now, sorry, he's like when Dark City is yelled

and killed those three niggas in a movie. Yeah. Colomori already. He yelled. He used the Sith scream. He was sitting in a movie? He was sitting in a movie theater?

No. And he killed three people? Yeah, actually, yes. Oh. In Dark City is in the screening and the first screening episode three. He got up and yelled,

stunned everybody in a room and he caught through him. This is the dumbest, this is the dumbest name I think I've ever seen. You have to hear this. Black boogigga please. And white boogginers be like hello neighbors.

That's just the white versus black trope. It's literally, it's white guys be like, and black guys be like, yeah, yeah, thanks a lot, king bats for your fucking subscription. King badge? I know that's you. Is that the real king? It must be.

Is that the real king bad? Who else would do such a thing? Can you? That would... Having King Badge on the show be hilarious. Let's get him on. I'm just called a Coon. Yeah, 2014, maybe.

What the fuck? Yeah, he's got a lot of pull nowadays. What's it like being the Coon? Let's get to Buscass on. Let's do that, please. Oh, my God. I would kill. I would kill the...

You know, I really do want to get on? Yes, Britney Furlin. No, um, Jared Fogle. You remember her names? That's crazy. She came up in the news recently because apparently like she got married to Tommy Lee. Who's that? Yeah.

Brittany Furlin. She was like a. Vine lady. Oh my god. So was she in the news recently because She was cheating with Ronnie Radke. A fake one. Yeah, she got catfish by a fake Ronnie Radke

which is the most embarrassing thing in the world. Cheating with Ronnie Radke is embarrassing on itself. But like cheating on a fake Ronnie Radkeke is hysterical dude. I'm so sorry. What are you? What is happening? This is like Tati Westbrook level stuff. You know what I mean?

But it's like celebrity gossip ultimately. Kind of like what's happening with fucking Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. And I hear about that. There's all sorts of crazy shit going on. What happened? No, it's not a ditty case. Oh, I know, but the ditty case is that. We've got to talk about that.

Oh, I haven't looked into any of it yet. I just assume they're all pedophiles, so whatever, you know? Like, I'm not going to learn anything. Wait, wait, what happened with Ryan? So, like, something about, like, some director, some small time director was, like, trying to get this movie off the ground. It was like a passion project of his, and then Blake Lively got involved. And then she kind of, like, started usurping control.

over them and like start to be like you can't come here you can't you can't attend the premiere like fuck you like you don't get an editor's cut you know and Ryan Reynolds comes in and like backs her up he's like oh get the fuck out of you get away from my fucking wife or whatever so like this is like whole lawsuit thing and I guess like I don't know it's not our wheelhouse

I see I just got curious that Lily would care about I got curious yeah I got curious about it because I saw Ryan Reynolds was on the Coden podcast and I was like yeah I like Conan's podcast yeah it's the only podcast I listened to actually and so I I was listening to it and I was reading the comments

and everybody was like, man, this is not a good look because the first time I'm, I'm unsubscribing because of this, I'm like, oh, whoa, I've never seen anybody dislike Conan before. It's crazy. And so I looked it up for that reason. What's up?

No, I was saying it's crazy. Unsubscribe did he, he didn't, like, do something horrible. No, I mean, he was being the normal kind of courteous, like, oh, you're great, you know. Yeah. But, uh, which, so I kind of get, I get it on some level, but like, I don't know, Conan's great.

So I, I, there are so many people who do far worse that I also like still to me that's not even close to a deal breaker but like it got me interested I was like what the fuck is going on with Ryan Reynolds and then I looked it up and there's like some lawsuit and Taylor Swift's lawyers are getting involved too

so it's like a whole fucking crazy Swiss lawyers? No Taylor Swift's lawyer Oh I thought you said okay No tailored Swiss lawyers Gotcha yeah but like I don't know You can look that up on your own

Apparently Ryan Arnold really sucks Yeah that's not surprising to me really What's funny is that the guy that was in Deadpool, the best friend, I forgot his name. He's like a comedian. Oh, T.J. Miller. He also sucks, though. Oh, yeah.

He, like, got caught with some bullshit. Yeah, but he said Ryan Rund was sucked a long time ago. Yeah, but he also sucks. So, like, that's almost like, that's almost like hearing, man, do you hear what Jared Fogle said about Jeffrey Epstein? Like, I don't care. That's true. Like, what the fuck do I care about that?

Can we do a prison interview with Jared Fogel, though? Oh, he's dead. Oh, no, no, he's in prison stuff. No, he's in prison. Yeah, let's just do a... I bet he's kicking himself like, damn, if I had just gotten caught like a couple of years later, I could have grifted my way to millions of dollars.

Yeah. Or just kept eating fucking sandwiches and not fucking kids. I didn't know I could just pretend to be religious and like be forgiven. That is true. It's crazy. It's true. It's probably actually, I'll be honest.

I think there's still time. I think so. I think if Jared Fogel goes out. Because Candice Owens is trying to rehabilitate Harvey Weinstein right now. What? She's trying to get the black people's votes is really too right now. You've been trying to like. She's been trying to like.

What? Yeah. He's doing the, he's doing like the enfeebled votes. voice. I didn't, I didn't listen to a second of it. I'm not going to. I remember for the trial, I remember for the trial he had the walker or whatever. Oh yeah, and he was like, I can't

fucking walk anywhere. I'm horribly one. Yeah, and then they're like life. Life, for you and your legs. Firing squad. This dude's just conjured we're going to shoot you with bullets and these are the newest high tank bullets.

These bullets stop just before they kill you. molest you. That's badass, dude, molesting bullets. That's badass. They go right in front of you and then they stop, they grow a little bit,

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Yeah. I just think Tommy's a bit of a bit. I don't like Cheeto. I don't mind him. He bothers me so much less than every other big comedian right now. You know what I mean? Like, he feels like not really all that connected to the Rogan sphere.

Yeah. He just has like, yeah, he's not connected to him in that, in that sense. He like, I know he's probably like, just adjacent.

He was the adjacent one. But he has the same like a lot of people. It's funny. Like I would feed Bert Kreischer to bees. Well, yeah. Oh yeah. I would,

Bert Chrysher should be killed. I don't know why he's crazy. I would try to Tatsamagi some poke to him. And I'll try to feed him. And I'll try to feed him. And I'll try to land every hit on his jaw. I think the only reason people haven't killed him is because they're expecting him to die soon since he's such an alcoholic. Well, there's also the situation where it's like it's like a Lefer Dead Boomer situation where if you kill him, he might pop and explode and then he might catch whatever he has.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like Burke Kreacher is way more white than he is, but he's just gross. He's red. He's red. He's one of my favorite genre of videos now is just videos like video essays just shitting on these comedians. It's like it's low key my favorite Some of them are People have made careers

Funny people have made careers because of the Rogan Spear Like they're the new wave I almost got into the meta I even I didn't even intentionally do it But one of my videos blew up When my channel was already virtually dead I made a video about Brendan Chob And it got like 100,000 of views That crowd is engaged

That video you made about him Had some of the meanest moments Like if someone made a video like that of me I would come for you because you were pointing out every one of his failings as a human professional

and I'm like that is so he does really fucking the thing that annoys me though but look I was fair because in the beginning because a lot of people were shitting on him for like even his his MMA record and he wasn't that bad he was 10 and 5 he wasn't that bad he wasn't that great

like 10 dude 10 and 5 isn't that when you're at the highest level the UFC's the highest level He's also 10 and 5. There's people right now that have similar records. It's just people are kind of retroactively going back and trying to shit on him more than he deserves. He definitely, I personally don't think he should have left. Joe Rogan was like a pussy. He was a bully.

And was like, oh, you suck. You should leave and convincing to leave. And then we got the horrible comedian side of him. Yeah. What he should have done was probably changed Jim's buckled that. Like, because he wasn't that bad. I think he could have been a. a real contender if you would have just

a lot of people have done it. They've had losing streaks and then became champions and then but Joe Rogan is being his friend he was like oh you suck and I don't think you do it and I'm like imagine your best friend or one of your closest friends convincing you to stop doing the thing that you're passionate about just because

you should really stop being alive you should really I got bad news for you I'm not passionate about being alive in the sleight but yeah it's just one of those things we're like I would I would stop being friends with somebody who try to convince me to like stop doing music or stop

podcast whatever it is yeah even if i'm just having a little bit of a stint where it's like i'm not doing well right now and then they're like yeah you should stop you should really stop being black derrick the fuck and then he did it a millions of people well i'll consider it damn i'm gonna get a dang you guys like you guys like you guys like with the wind man you guys are so easy to like i'm gonna get vitil lago surgery or whatever i don't know what it did it'll i don't know i don't You're just white. I was looking, yeah, I don't know, man. They're just bad comedians.

They all, most of them. It's so weird that they follow. I mean, I guess it's not weird because Joe Rogan's rich and he has a platform, but it's so weird that like he became like the de facto guy. I didn't know that a lot of them were like Nepo babies. Oh yeah, the most insufferable ones are. Yeah.

I didn't know that. A lot of them. Delia. Tom's a girl, actually. I didn't know he had money before. Yeah. Which is weird because it's, Like, I don't know what happened before because I remember them talking about stories of living in Silver Lake like Tom and Christina and they were broke his shit.

Yeah. And so I'm like, oh, I guess he just was one of those people like, I don't want to depend on my family or something. Maybe. Yeah, I didn't know that because I just thought he was like, oh, you didn't have that much money, but apparently he did. Yeah, they're all loaded. Yeah. Yeah, the only one I don't know, the only one that really bothers me is I can't stand Sheltz anymore. And I can't send the niggies that are on the couch with him.

That's what bothers me to Moses. It's supposed to be your homie. Do you see Bernie on that show recently? Yeah, I'm going to watch it. And people were like, there was a clip that was going around of people like, I can't believe Bernie said this. And it's the most common sense shit I've ever heard. Yeah, it really's crazy.

The Democratic Party fucked him over. Well, he was just talking about how like, uh, he thought the Bernie bro, like, racist, sexist thing was like bullshit. And he was talking about how like, it was like, yeah, the Democratic establishment likes to run with that shit. Sure. And he was just talking about like how like, yeah, I think all bigotry should stop, but we need to focus on working class issues.

Yeah. And I was like, oh. Okay. What a crazy revelation. Really, really out of, out of left field. Yeah. I feel so weird by, that was one of my major, that was one of my major contentions with a lot of people when I would criticize certain movements that were completely

heavily based on, like, race or sex or something. Yeah. Because I, I, you're missing the forest for the trees, man. This is exactly what they want. Yeah. You know what would make, you know what would make dealing with these, issues easier if we could, I don't know, guarantee health care to everybody. And then we had one less thing to worry about.

Wouldn't it? Wouldn't it? Look, I think. Fucking idiots. I will never stop being angry about that shit. I'll always be like, I think. There's levels. You have to.

There's levels. Look, man. Those levels. We got to fix things on the level that it makes more sense. So the biggest thing is the class divide. We need to fucking deal with that. The people at the top have everything. and then everybody else does it

let's fix that first and then the problems of the other little tribal things that divide us that we can work on those people people try people trying to jump the gun and be like no

it's a selfish thing where it's like this is the most important thing to me so I think we should work on this and I'm like so you're already thinking you're already fucking it up by not thinking of the collective you know what it is you're skipping

you're skipping to the final boss man like you're racism like manufactured prejudice that's final boss shit man, that's been around fucking forever, okay? You deal with that when you get everything else sorted. Yeah, and it's so crazy to me. It's going to be much easier to deal with it because then you can't blame all of their problems and elements on black and brown people.

Yeah, there's no scapegoats anymore. Yeah. So, like, that's the thing. I agree that that is the first thing I'd be taking away. So why they want the Mexicans out, like all the brown people out? Because they're like, oh, they're going to, they're the problem. You know, regular working class people that are being convinced that they're the problem. It's the only reason why they're so happy.

Oh, they're finally going to be out. And they're convinced that things are going to be fixed. even though obviously we know they're not. It's like we're wasting time and then these horrible people are being locked up another country they don't even belong to. I agree. I think identity politics is really tricky

because, you know, it's identity-based so it's always going to be someone fucking pushing against you. But I do think, I agree with that. I just understand that people are like, yeah, fix these corporate problems, we're dying. So like, you're dying because of the corporate problems. Yeah, that's true. but if you, if you fix the, but does, does exactly correlate that the problems that fix the top will fix the bottom immediately, you know?

And it's not exactly, and it will, it will. It's more so than the opposite. Fixing, yeah, I agree. I agree, but it's, it's, it's. So what's the problem? I understand. I understand the nuance between that, that interaction. I don't understand at all. I think there's actually no nuance. No, I think they, look, I can say is the most I can say is I understand your feelings, but you need it, you need, you need to work with us. No, no, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not even talking about you about.

I'm talking like the other people. The people that are like that. So like I understand you're, I just, I need you guys to work with us. It's one of the reasons why I show them like, hey, guys, look at other countries that is predominantly just one ethnicity. I want you guys to understand what is the biggest fucking problems that they have. It is class fucking everywhere. They all look very similar to each other and they have the same problem.

Let's fix this class fucking thing first. I got into an argument recently because I quote tweeted the somebody reacting negatively to the Bernie thing. And I'm just like, this is why you'll never. you're never going to have another progressive victory again if this is how you're operating and it was something like I don't know

somebody like had a problem with it and then I it was a whole thing about I said basically like good luck losing forever if you just keep doing this because like identity politics it doesn't work uh huh

it's like well magas magas is doing identity politics and it's working for them at that point I just didn't even respond because I'm like yeah it works on sub 50 IQ people of course no shit Also, they copied, fuck it. Look, man, I don't want to get into who started this shit, but like, it's hard.

They saw it somewhere, they saw it happening in a place where it wasn't working and knew that they could do it. Yeah. That's what happened. They did the, I learned from watching you, Dad. Yeah, it's a dude. I can't, I can't engage a discourse online anymore. I don't do it anymore. Yeah, if I see something too stupid, I'm like, yeah.

Yeah, I can't because there's not enough time to even. what usually happens is the person stops responding after a while. Yeah. And you're like, I just wasted, like, you might have done a reply chain that took hours. It's not like you were saying there, but you would come back to it. Yeah. And that never got finished. And that's to me the most.

Complete waste. That's the most disappointing thing to me. It's really arguing because of the fact that people's perspectives are so, people, we can't, we can't objectively see a tree and call it a tree anymore. It is. Yeah. We've lost the ability to do that. So, like, you have confidential. about like, I made a comment about like something involving Israel recently, right?

Like how anti-Semitism is fucking on a weirdly high, high pitch, right? And I was like, it's fucking disgusting seeing people that are just so openly just like with Jewish people. Like, it's like, dude, chill. Yeah. Because I was outside, I was at the fuck. I was at the doctor and I heard some guy saying some wild shit about Jewish people. And I was like, you're outside. And no one's looking at you weird.

What's going on? And I tweeted about it. And people are like, yeah, but like, do you see why? why Yai Husun he's doing? I'm like, bro, Israel is not the face of Jewish people altogether. A lot of them, but not all of them. There are people, like in New York,

I know people that are Jewish at protest, Israel. Yeah, I would actually bet pound for pound. I would leave. The number of Jews who disagree with Israel is probably pretty high. I don't know about Israelis. Israelis is a different situation. But they're indoctrinated. And even then, I still think it's like less,

it's definitely less than 100%. You know what I mean? It is a problem that, and this is an unfortunate problem. Like this is one of the reasons why Ethan is getting to keep like, for example, talking about, like, look what's happening. And some of the stuff that he's saying is true about the anti-Semitism, the rise of it. And one of the biggest thing is I know a lot of those people just don't understand that. I'm like, could you please use the, could you use IDF or could you use Zionist? Could you use certain words so people can differentiate?

Because when you just talk about like Jews and you say this, it's, it now sounds like you're talking about everyone. And not exactly the people that are perpetrating this atrocity. It's just kind of when Ethan got called out when he was like, oh, who did this? Who displaced all these people? Because he was talking about more Jews were displaced than the Anakpa,

which is like, it's an unrelated thing anyway. But then, and then Hassan says, well, who replaced them? And Ethan's like, like, the fucking Arabs. And like when you say stuff like that, where I'm like, well, generalizing fucking, and the Arabs did the thing. Blanket Sweetman.

It makes it sound, even though technically that's not what he means, the way that he... Yeah, it's not what he means. And so the person that you were talking about out loud, probably not talking about a random Jewish person that's living in New York.

I don't, I'm assuming. I don't think they mean that. But what happens is that for that group of people particularly, they're one of the groups of people that like, people just hate them.

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