The Snark Tank - #328: 1 Atheist vs 20 Jordan Petersons

Episode Date: May 30, 2025

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See website for full terms and conditions. Is he a raccoon? Like, just but like, you know, that's his final form? He's a big dude. A raccoon? Yeah, raccoon the raccoon. What are you fucking stupid? Or is he like a raccoon vacuum?

And that's what a vacuum in a vacuum. It's getting worse as it goes along. Listen, I'm trying to decipher his name. His name isn't raccoon for no reason. I think raccoon's probably a dish somewhere in some random part of Asia. I do not. I do kind of like, he is the one where I'm like, what the fuck is that? Even when I was a kid when I understood like, like,

I remember when I was a kid and somebody told me it's like, oh, like, Kakarad is carrot and Vegeta is vegetable. And I'm like, oh, cool, that's funny. I mean, that was off for years for Gohan. Super clever. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's cute. I was like, what's God?

I was like, oh, it means rice. Yeah. Well, later in my life. I was like, oh. But I knew that. And then Rekulam shows up and you're like, what the fuck is that, huh? What's a Goten? Well, they just gave up at that point, clearly.

There's go and then you got, there's 10 of them. There's 10 hairs. But it looks like there's more. more hair because it looks like Goku's hair, but there's only 10. Oh, ew. Like, you, like, have you seen a guy with the special laugh at home? One strand of Goku's hair is actually one of those big, that's fucking disgusting, dude.

That's the same. It's just pure keratin. It's like a horn. It's like a soft-ish horn. I would respect that a lot more because, you know, they're aliens. Like, why do they have to have fucking hair like us? Yeah. They're so far away.

They're in like multiple fucking galaxies away, probably. That did always bother me about the premise. Are they in the same galaxy? Absolutely not. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. That did always bother me with like Superman and other things like that. Where it would be like, here's an alien, but he looks exactly like, I'm like,

I'll believe it because I have no choice really. Otherwise, I'm just going to, otherwise it's a non-starter immediately. But this is dumb. All it means is that like life has to look like white people. Yeah. That's all it means that life has to be human looking. Do you know who created Superman? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So whoever. Yeah. Greg Schuster and Joe Stiegel I think your names are I'm messing up for a little bit Joe Sbeagle

Shuster Shuster Shuster Shoegel They're two Jewish fellas I know that Is that real Is that real? Is that real? I forgot Joe Shuster and Jim Siegel

I think Jim Siegel Stiegel Stegel Okay whatever So like these two Jewish gentlemen Yeah two Jewish fellas Well that damn that actually doesn't work at all I was gonna suggest how to fix him

But now that might actually be insensitive. Because it was going to be about his nose. And then, you know, that kind of, it doesn't work anymore. It's probably not wise to talk about specifically two Jewish gentlemen right now. Yeah. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. The only show where Superman is Jewish. Boom, boom. Yeah, there he is. That's his favorite. What? He's always, I think he's always kind of been Jewish coded. Superman? I mean, he was made by them. I think Spider-Man's more Jewish coded than Superman. Oh, sure. New York. I think Spider-Man, I think Spider-Man has always been like New York Italian.

Or like some sort of mutt white boy. He's like some sort of like white mutt. He's definitely a white mutt. He's definitely a white mutt. He's a mud-blood, white. Like he's just like, I'm a white person in New York. That's it. Yeah. I'm a white boy.

I think there's a comic of him saying Shalom a long time ago. He also praised the Jesus though more than once. Does he? Yeah. I have a few comics when he does pray. Well, maybe he's a little. When things are so bad. He's like, I have to.

Oh, he's not. And for him. When things are so bad for him, he prays. Which is astronomically bad. That's got to be a crazy bad situation. So there's, so in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, no, sorry, just this Marvel, yeah, Mara comedy universe, there is the Yahweh. Have the, has he ever been interacted with?

I don't, this is something that I'm, I like, Yahweh is like olded and shit. So like, that's not like divine creator. but that's like intensity. You said it is like Yodin? Odin? Yeah. My brain is fucking fried right now, dude.

But it's like that. So like there's like there are things that are effectively guys, but they're just like extra old beings that are crazy power. They were on Earth a long time ago. So, oh, so but it's just not, but there's not like an actual character. There's a, there's a divine entity like a cosmic scale. Does he like Spider-Man, he met him once technically, I think, but like. But he's asking you like, does he? he have dialogue? Does he ever speak?

Yeah. He actually met Spider-Man. Yeah, he actually met Spider-Man once. That's so fucking ridiculous. After Aunt May, after Aunt May. I hate comic man. I didn't see you. I think it's a really good comic. Yeah, great. It's a beautiful comic. Peter Parker meets God. Was it after 9-11, that after that 9-11 comic? No, no, that was dumb. I thought that was dumb. Dr. Doom was there helping. I'm like, why is Dr. Doom here helping? He is a terrorist. That's stupid, but that's not, even that's not nearly as dumb is Spider-Rat talking to God. I don't know, man

I think what happens is that he meets So after Aunt May gets shot And he's going like He's like his worst moments I'm making shot Damn, that's crazy Her too

How would she not get shot Like But they found it was Spider-Man It was up It was like Oh Peter Parker Spider-Man Who shot her Kingpin hired someone

It was Joe Chill That's crazy That'd be insane It's the same nigga The Joe Chil Amaze is in the Gotham alley All of a sudden And she's like

What's going on? Oh no He killed a Joe Chill Killed the Babad's parents. He killed his parents in cold blood. He didn't mean to though, actually. He didn't kill him in cold blood.

Whatever. Whatever. Yeah, there's always a story. He breaks through an alleyway. With his gun, with his pistol. Derry, do you need help? Boom. We just fucking did that.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like in fucking cyberpunk, when David shoots the guy like 13 times, it is like the gun flash going off in the lower part of his body. That's pretty. That's hard. Yeah, yeah. So, Omme gets shot by Kingpin? This is after Civil War

Spider-Man reveals that he is Peter Parker I'm gonna shoot you now I'm gonna shoot you now I think it was a good moment It's after Civil War It's after Peter reveals he Spider-Man He actually ends up like being like Tony You're going a little too far

I can't fuck with you So they have a spat Peter Parker leaves that side And he goes and he meets Captain American He's like look I know I fucked up I was really trying to do things the best way But things got out of hand He was like dude I don't blame you He's like hey you have to get hidden

Because people know who you are So get your family out of the New York City Like out of the city immediately They can be here While he's kind of corralling things out of motel Kingpin hires a sniper To try to kill Peter Parker What happens is that Peter gets out there

MJ but in getting out the way Hot May ends up getting shot And then Aunt May is on a dying bed And all this moment Peter's like wallowing because you know Oh wait a minute Is this when he beats the living piss out of Kingpin? Yeah right before that

No it's right after that Right after that is that the one where he like He's back in black Yeah he goes there he takes off his phone fucking shirt and everything and he fights him as a person. He beats the living piss out of us. He beats Kingpin so bad. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember seeing that comic panel. And then he forget grabs him with his web, this fucking attack him with fingers.

And he's like holding him. He's like, I could kill you right now and no one can't do anything. This whole people could attack me from killing you. I remember. I remember all this. Yeah, I do actually remember this. But afterwards he goes and he's like. I feel like that moment is a little undercut by the fact that he talks to God immediately. It's a beautiful moment. He meets, he meets the Cosmic Energy. He probably doesn't know it's God. Spider-Man.

He's like, this is a thing. Can you fool over something? So he's like, he's meeting him. And he's like, yeah, why not? He's like, he's talking to him. And he's like, hey, well, you want to have a hot dog or something like that? He's trying to have like a moment with him. And he's like, what would you do?

He's like, I do all my powers right now to like save my man. So it's a beautiful moment. I understand what? And then he shows him a beach, a full of people. And he's like, what do you think this is? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. And he's like, I don't really know. I can't really tell him. He looks at it. Target practice. Full of people. That's crazy.

But he shows up a beach. And he's like, these are all people that you have saved directly. You've directly saved this many people. Would you give that all up to save up May? And Peter's like in a heartbeat. And he's like, well, I'm sorry. And he's like, I'm sorry, man. This is how it is.

Some people go. people have their times, you know? So is he, he's tripping on mushrooms. Yeah, mushrooms on a pizza. They got the wrong ones. Yeah, yeah.

They fucking, that's crazy. You got psilocybin, like psycho. These mushrooms look very different. God, God, God giving you.

Put them on a fucking pizza. We got a cell. God giving you psychoactive mushrooms is fucking bananas. That is so crazy. And you have no choice. He feeds them to you. Like, you know,

you're in your stomach. You're trying to like, and they're going in. It's going to you. The hand goes too far. I'm sorry. I didn't know how you work. probably you're

I don't know that's that's I don't know I just so crazy I think he doesn't remember the issue with a lot of comic and a lot of well not a lot of shows because shows don't go on

as nearly as long as comics yeah or at least generally but like the problem is that you're always going to have a character that's like I don't know a smurf or something and he's like

I'm good at I'm the the banker smurf I'm good at handling accounting and then by like issue number 500 he's like killing Cthulhu and like resurrecting the dead and like meeting Stanley or something in the sky like it just it it can only escalate and so it just gets ridiculous Peter Parker should not be speaking to God under any circumstances it's ridiculous it's absurd I think that moment is nice I think I think I wouldn't exactly have because I mean he already meets effect he knows a God that's the thing too it's like there's already gods so like what's going to what's

going on and they are like is tony stark an atheist still i mean he doesn't believe in like a judea god he doesn't believe in a judea god but like because the gods in marvel are not like gods how we as humans on earth define them they're just like really strong beings no but well i mean what i'm what i'm saying is the only like a god can walk down like we don't have we don't have a god we have a we have a tangible like air quotes deities they're just aliens effectively i know but what i'm saying is like the the main reason why i'm I think like a reasonable agnostic or atheist person wouldn't necessarily believe in the Christian God is because what is the likelihood, like, what is the likelihood that we would know anything about this thing to the point where like we would know its preferences and like its opinions on stuff? But that proves the opposite point at the same time.

No, no, no. But like the fact that Thor, there's all these stories about Thor existing and Thor does exist kind of like at that point you're like, oh, well, maybe. Well, yeah, that's almost likely. That's a concept he has. but, like, believing in, like, this omniscient, all-powerful fucking Sky Jewish guy in a book that's fucking made. Meanwhile, he met Odin, another shaper of a world. It's like, that's like, you know, it's like... Well, at this point, I would just be like, okay, if I've met this, nigga, where's anybody else?

Like, yeah, anything else could be possible. Where are they, where are they, though? I don't believe in, like, the Bible God. I mean, he... I don't see why not at that point. It can be open to a possibility, but at the point... As him being the almighty, that's the thing. Like, him being a powerful thing, like, I think that exists, that's one likely thing.

But him being, like, the almighty creator. that's from this book, that's only this God. Yeah, but then doesn't hell exist? Not in the sense that it doesn't, what you call it? Are you sure? The Christian Bible, no. It's like different dimensions of hell. Who's Mephisto?

Mavisto's someone that they kind of base the devil off of in the Bible, but he's like one hell lord of many. Yeah, they, I don't know, man. There's lots of process in that universe. Marvel has all of the mythology. Marvel never fully crossed over into that stuff, and D.C.'s just, oh, yeah, there's definitely hell. Like there's heaven and hell.

There's the devil. There's literally the devil. Like there's like, like Lucifer morning star is a real person. Fucking Constantine. Yeah. Go fucking recont, anything like that. It's,

it's, it's a DC thing? Yes. Oh, I thought it was like a fucking, I thought it was a TV show this whole time. It was, it was dark horse first and it became DC.

Is Lucifer a comic? Yeah. Is it really? Yeah. I thought these were just like fucking Saturday morning TV shows. No, Lucifer's a comic. Yeah,

I thought it was like house or something. A lot of that stuff like, no, it starts off as fucking like comments like image, dark horse or something like that. And they're just like fucking making a show. I really thought it was just TV. I think it was dark horse, right?

I thought it was like house. Like it would be like me thinking house was like, oh, Marvel's house. No, it's the fact that like all those weird things are there. You're like a Marvel and House would. I'm sorry, house and Marvel would be fucking phenomenal. That'd be hilarious. Dude, I think it, I think it would slap. Imagine a fucking, I want to say fate.

What's the other one? What's one? Destiny? Dr. Fate, the other one. Strange. I couldn't. The other one. They're basically the same fucking person.

The same character, effectively. He said fate. And he's like the other one. I said Destiny because I thought he was just talking about concepts. They and Destiny are effectively the same thing. I know, but like, I don't know. What I said was so vague. That was still an appropriate answer.

You were close. Marvel's house would go hard, I think. I think that would be a great. I think they should do it. Imagine them just being a Dr. Strange and Dr. house in the same room. Oh, my God. They would have.

one would have to die. Oh, they'd have to fuck. They would have to fuck. They would have to fuck or one would have to die. So what are they? They get so angry at each other. And at the last minute, they start making out. They start making.

He gives him, like, fucking, like, magic Viagra on his dick. He's like, oh, my leg works and my dick works for 20 minutes. What am I going to do with this? You shortcut your way to that joke. So in a way that was so unearned, it's crazy. But I got there. I'm not really having the portal things and, like, being able to fuck at any time, no matter where, like, anybody is.

Well, like, a little portal on your peepee? Yeah. So like somebody like say, say if you're gay, right? Say if you're gay. Say if you're a gay. You fucking, you put your penis through the portal and the other guy puts his butt up to it. And then you just go to town. And that's kind of dope.

Like no matter where you are. Like say you're, you're at a break. You're at a bank job. You're a bank teller. And you're like, you know, I'm going to take my, I take my break in the, in my car, not in the lunchroom. Because that would be inappropriate. So you go to your car. Of course.

You do a little, you know, portal on your dick. and then your lover that's a escort, you know, is taking a break from, you know, getting pumped. And he's like, you know what? I got a little more in me. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building, hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton?

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. And then you have a little I feel like I would be so scared of it shutting midway through. Like I could, if I had that ability, I would never try that. Has that ever happened? Like you think it accidentally shut on somebody? It like sliced them in half. Well, they did it in the movie. I know they, but it was perfect. Purposefully, though. Which was annoying to me because I'm just like, brother. That is unlimited. That is that it's like the fucking destructo disc.

Yeah. It's so unnecessarily powerful. Do you remember? You remember how the church got nerfed because it was really powerful? It did. Yeah. And it didn't do shit the cell. Didn't.

Yeah. What happened? Did he catch it? I can't remember. It broke on him. Oh, broke on him. I remember. And the criminal was like, oh my God.

Oh, man. We got to mention something. What's up? That, uh, because. We posted a clip recently where I swear to God you're having a stroke in the middle of the video. I don't know what I was saying.

You don't know what you were saying? I look back at that and I'm like, what the fuck was I saying? Did he repeat himself on the clip? Did you remember? He clarified the last third of what he said. Oh.

But not the beginning, which I thought was the more confusing part. Yeah. You know, the last part was like a double bubble for a few days or something. I'm going to pull it up so the. Yeah, the audience. I want the audience to hear this

because it was truly. It wasn't English. For sure. It really fucking confused the hell out of me. I spoke tongues for a second. Ready? You're pushing a bigger into gummers, man. You got a couple for double for a foot,

yeas. What did you just say? You're pushing a breaker into gummers, man. You got a couple for double for a foot yeas. It's something pressure breaker? I really, there's no. Couple for double in yeas? Even he doesn't know what he said.

That's crazy to me. I said you went double for double for a few days. No, but that's the last part. What the fuck is the beginning? I don't even know what the beginning is. I hear pressure breaker, I swear to God. It's crazy. Come on, what I'm gonna.

Did you just say? Your pressure breaker into gummas, man. You got a couple for a double. You're pushing for a gumpus. Your pressure breaking for numbers, you went double, double for a few days. How are you saying? I don't know.

Maybe. What's the context to that? Anyway. The context, I looked at the context doesn't help. In fact, I think it muddies the, in fact, you're better not knowing. You understand more by not knowing. Something about pressure breaker for gimmers.

You know what a gummer is? Is that a gummer like you get a blow job from an old person with no teeth? Yeah, well, just no teeth. So if you have no teeth, you can give a gum. It doesn't have to be an old person. Yeah, it doesn't have to be an old person.

But it's more than likely. It could be a meth head. Yeah. Could be a meth head. You know? Oh my God. You did that like you fucking. That was like courage when he becomes

what he's trying to warn people about. That was crazy. I was just picturing like someone on meth just all strung out, just sucking dick for more meth, you know. Yeah, that's really sad, but also not my problem. Yeah, and it my problem. I mean, I don't feel bad when I give them the meth.

Okay. So I think most stories end up where places where like, oh, you have to end it. Like, I think Spider-Man should never go to space. I don't think Spider-Man should, uh, I don't think Spider-Man should really need to, I think you should help outside of New York

if, like, the whole planet's having a problem, but have the problem happen in New York. So he could get out from there. He would be pretty useless in, I should say that. We should move on. We should, I was going to say he'd be pretty useless in Gaza because there's no buildings left. But. I think he'd be so pretty useful.

Yeah, I mean, he'd still insanely fast and strong. He would just be, he would just be zipping to the floor and shit, you know. Damn, we can't even watch you zip around. We're getting blown to pieces and we can't even watch you do Spider-Man stuff. Because, like, the web zip stuff doesn't, like, that works in, like, the video. games. But like that that wouldn't it'd be so boring. I was like can you bring Captain America or something? You're you're not fun

like the buildings. Yeah and this Captain America could bounce a shield off sand people's heads. That's crazy. The ruins can still ding ding ding with the shield and shit. It's you be no I don't know why Spider-Man do super cool acrobatics shit. It's me Captain Israel. No, no. Is it really?

Is he a villain? Well you wouldn't be now. He would be now for sure. So he wasn't? So Falcon and Winter Soldier are supposed to have a character called Captain, um, Captain Israel in it actually. And they got re-shot to take that shit out.

They were like, uh, let's not. That's Captain Israel. It's phenomenal. Oh my God. Yeah. He's so funny.

And everything, right? It's just a rich guy. This is phenomenal. It's just the guy with, his first, his first assignment is to beat the piss out of Asson. It's the first thing he goes to, Osama.

He goes to a son. He goes to a rich guy. He goes to him. America. He goes and he just beats the piss out of him. Bucks her son up. On stream while he's live. Help.

He has this laugh that like I can't. I don't know. There's this laugh that he does that. He sounds like that fucking, he almost sounds like the rice gum guy from Curves, the goddily dog a little bit when he laughs. The rice gum guy? You're the rice gum guy? Watch where you go and you fool.

All right. You fool. I forgot about that dude. He wasn't just a vaguely Asian fella. Rice gum guy. I remember I read I tweeted a picture of him. I remember I tweeted a picture of that cartoon out like in 2017. I just said,

I just said rice gun. And it got like, I think it has the most likes of anything that I've never posted on Twitter. Because it's so fucking accurate. You fool. I forgot about that dude, man. Dude, somebody, he must have been, he, that guy's definitely based on a person. You know what I mean? It has to be.

Like that the guy, that the people who make. made the show no. That's way too random. Like, what if we harassed this guy forever? I 100% believe that because it, like, that's way too random just to just create. And that phrase. Watch where you're going, you fool. Like that's crazy.

For sure they, somebody ran into that. That is absolutely. I would love to have that confirmed. That would be great. I would, man. I wonder what that guy's doing. I feel like I. The courage creator?

Yeah. No, fine. I'm. Dilworth or something. So fine, he's probably not doing anything. It's probably chilling. Yeah.

It's kind of like, I remember a while ago we were talking about like, oh, maybe we should get David Jaffe on the show or something. Like that would be interesting. Oh yeah.

It'd be, it'd be, you see him interviewing fucking Shuhay Yoshida? Yeah, so that's where, so this is where I'm going with it. Yeah, this is,

I'm actually I was like, it would be, he's not doing anything. He wouldn't, he wouldn't come here is the thing. I know that for a fact. Why do you know that? We would have,

I just know. Like, yeah, He almost, like, there's live shows that he didn't show up to because he was just like, you know, so he's definitely not coming up to do our fucking diggy little show. But we could definitely get him on like a, like a remote, I think. Look, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, ah, whatever, it's fine. I was going to say, like, I'll just ask anyway just to see what happens. I just, I don't know.

I've been, I've been seeing some of the people who's been pounding around with him. I'm like, all right, it would just be, this should be interesting. Yeah. It would be cool. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. Nothing, nothing of any real consequence. Yeah.

What? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed?

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sponsored jobs. Captain Israel did get his son suspended. Oh yeah. That's right. That's right. Totally forgot about that. Captain Israel got him. Yeah, he got him. He shut down his, he cut his fiber optics cable. It was only 48 hours though, isn't it? Something like that. It was, I know it was circling around that he was a perma band. Yeah, I know it was circling around that it was a permaband, but that's what happens every time he gets like banned. Yeah. That I think almost every time somebody with a lot of notoriety gets ban, people always think it's a permaband.

And it never is. Because of the word banned, which really is kind of a little bit misleading. It's just being suspension. It should be suspended and not banned because ban means banned. You're no longer welcomed here. You can't. Right. You don't unless somebody tries to be temporary ban, but it's a stupid thing to

say. At this moment, just get him off the platform, they're going to keep doing this shit, man. If it's happening... If you're going to ban somebody a million times, you might as well just ban them. I looked into what he was banned for, and it's annoying that it was completely bullshit because first I saw

I was like oh I guess Twitch doesn't allow you to read manifestos on the platform he's done it every single time there's been a big shooting and so I was just like oh funny how he can't read the guy that killed the Jews and I was like Jesus like that's so dumb like it was dumb because like of the shit storm that it would stare from not from being inconsistent

like that I was just like it annoyed me because I thought my normal my normal position was just like well yeah if you weren't supposed to do that then don't fucking do that retard right yeah and then he was like no like I've done it every time before I've been doing it this whole time yeah he does do he has this the way that he talks he talks like a like a news anchor sometimes he's like I've been doing this the whole time and I'm like I've been doing this in you know like this just in yeah more at six o'clock and I'm like why are you talk why are you talking like that It's, I think it's what happens when you stream for like nine hours a day or whatever. Yeah, you become OBS basically. Yeah, I was just like, you become your character. He's, he's forever locked in.

And I don't think he catches it that he's not speaking like a regular person anymore. And that's another reason why I was like, you know, this is the ambassador. This is like the, this is what some people call it the Joe Rogan. That's so crazy. Yeah. Not even fucking close. It's the Joe Rogan of the left or whatever. Not that you would even want, I don't know.

I don't even know what the point of that would be. I know some of the D&C people are actually looking for some shit like that. I know. You could never. You can't pay. It's so stupid. The only, the only real possibility of like a Joe Rogan of the left emerging would be in direct antithesis to the DNC. Yes.

Because nobody likes the DNC. The Republicans don't like the DNC. The Democratic, like liberal people don't like the DNC. The DNC fucking sucks. They wheeled Biden out there while he was dying of fucking. colon cancer. And they fucking clearly knew he was going crazy or something. Or like dying in some way.

And then they were like, oh, we'll keep it long enough just to like not have an open primary. It's like, oh, cool. Thanks guys. Fucking thanks guys. He really, really did a great job. It's like it's,

I don't get it, bad. I don't get it because even it's like if you were just, if you were rooting for the, the status quo, well, Trump's not the status quo. Like he was,

you know, like say if they were, they're like, oh, we're like, we would prefer Biden. We don't want somebody who's going to be a little bit. I don't know,

Kamala, I don't know if I trust her. I don't know if she's going to do something, anything too radical. So maybe I think I would take Trump or Biden over Kamala. I don't know how those people are thinking, but I'm just assuming. And if that's a conclusion you would come to,

maybe they're going off of what, how Trump was in 2016 to where he was just kind of, oh yeah, what they remember. Just a few things here and there that he did pull us out of Paris cords and he was doing some dumb shit. But this time there was a product of 2025, the notebook that he was going to go off of.

So I'm like, it's not going to be a. same. So I wonder why people weren't more alarmed in the DNC. Like he's going to do some radically different stuff that's going to fuck with your money too. So that's why I thought it was so weird. Yeah, it's the DNA's, fuck them. Fuck them. They're stupid asses. I think Stavros is somebody that could organically if you wanted to be like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I think Stavros is a cool enough dude. And he's curious enough to learn. He's cool. He's cool, curious, funny and likable. He would never do that. No, he would. He absolutely would not. But it was just like, say,

That's his money. Someone who can actually pull it off, even though that's clearly, why the fuck would he want to do that? Someone who can really earnestly sell supplements. Yeah, like get like a, what would he be his, not alpha brain, but like, beta, beta. It would be like, yeah, I don't know. I guess you could get away with selling beta, beta brain. Beta mind. Beta mind.

That's crazy. Beta mind. Beta mind with alpha brain. With alpha brain, yeah. I would love to. I guess I wouldn't feel too bad if I sold like sugar pills, you know. No, whatever. Yeah.

Yeah. Because I'm not killing people. I'm just, unless they're allergic to sugar. You're not killing people, but you're making them die. You're not helping them live, but you're killing them. Do you think anybody's allergic to? Are there people with sugar allergies? Yeah, of course.

Are you sure? Are they allowed to live? How do you, how do you? Because there are people with, what's it's called? It's the, um, the toast, whatever kind of sugar is, they get and it gets, makes them sick. What are you saying? Like, you know, like, lactose. You know, like, that's the oasis, like the sugar.

Sure. Oh, he means glucose. Yeah, yeah. So like glucose, lactose, fructose. Like, people can be allergic to that stuff. Could I kill somebody with like a Pop-Tart? Hopefully. Probably.

Can you throw out their face? Maybe make them really sick. So here's the thing. If somebody's allergic, let me paint you a picture. Someone's allergic to sugar, right? And I hold up a Pop-Tart. And I slice their chest cavity open and I put the Pop-Tart in them. Sure.

Do you think they would die? Yeah. That's amazing. And only because of the Pop-Tart. That's what I'm saying. If it was a toaster strudel, they'd be fine. Exactly what I'm saying. Yeah.

I think perfectly. Pop-tarts are way too sweet. You should, you should check that out. You should go try that out. Dude. A toaster strudel sounds fucking phenomenal right now. A toaster strud? Yeah, you ever had a to toast or strud?

I used to put Goghurt on top of them. That is. Such fat kid shit. That is the fattest kid the shit I've ever. That is insane. I put fucking gogurt on my pop tarts. Dude, gogur is 98% sugar. Goggard is only sugar.

It's just liquid sugar. It's sugar that they make with milk fucking powder. That's the fucking fattest thing I've ever fucking heard. Gogurt on a pop tart. That's great. So outrageous. Holy shit. The flaky, like, crust outside.

Once you had one of those, you're like, pop tarts are fucking ass. You know what I mean? Yeah, Pop tarts suck. Yeah, I only had, I would get the chocolate lunch. I had both of them. I kind of like both of them the same. That's fucking, fucking, wow. To me, it's like,

To me, it's like, oh, would you rather have a nice flaky pie crust or a fucking cracker? I don't like flakiness. You're gay. I'm sorry. It feels like I'm eating like a dry person's scalp. I'm sorry that it makes you feel like a cannibal. Yeah, it's like a delicious fucking crust. I don't like croissants or danishes or anything?

Probably not. I like them probably the least. That's crazy. Damn. It's interesting hearing people's their textures that they don't like. It's the texture. It's more the mess to me. Because, like, that's, that, it really bothers the hell of me if I bite something and it just, like, fucking powders all over myself. But you like crackers.

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When you first hear the slur cracker, what do you think it represents? Like what did it come from? I thought it was like a whip crack, right? Yeah. Like a slave owner or something? Yeah, so and not like an overseer or not the just oh, crackers are white like saltines.

I mean, they definitely play back to the slur, right? Exactly. You're asking about the slur or just like, what do we think when we hear the word? No, so like I said, like as a as a slur. Like when you would hear it, what it would represent? Like you guys both agreed with like a whip crack. Yeah.

Yeah. And not a saltine cracker. I would like saltine. No, but that's later on. No, but this is where the conversation is getting money, I think. I don't think so at all. I think so. Because if I hear the word cracker, I'm going to assume a saltine, actually.

Like straight up. Right. But I've said specifically both times as a slur. Right, but then you go, you go back to a race. Like, so it's, oh, you're so not saltine. Well, it's like, of course, it's a slur. No, I don't, I don't think you're, I think you're completely misunderstanding what I'm sorry. I think you're misunderstanding.

Oh, yeah. I'm misunderstanding. I think you're wrong about what you think. I didn't get wrong about what you think. No, no, no. I just, it was, it was just, it's more of asking people their opinion. Oh, where it came from. Like, say, yeah, like, is it, did you think that like, say, because you know how like calling,

you know how you could like call somebody, uh, something that is inoffensive, like a cracker. Sure. But then you're just calling because it's white and then you turn it in. to a slur, almost like, say, calling someone a Jew, right? It can either be completely non-derogative or a slur or it can be. And so, like, Cracker. And I feel like there's a lot of people that they don't think about whip cracking. And they only think about crackers, like an actual saltine, but they still think it's like,

in the context of that you're calling someone a cracker, it's mean. So I was just kind of like, oh, what do you think? Yeah, but what I'm saying is when I hear the word cracker, I think of a saltine. Okay, that's cool. I'm glad you told us that. Yeah, yeah. I don't think you understand. What is a saltine really in the ontological sense?

That's what just happened. That's what it's like to talk to Jordan Peterson. In any basketball conversation. Do Canadians are becoming worse and worse to me. The more I see them, I'm like, oh my God. The more I see them, the more I think we should actually take over them and then not give them any benefits. A Canadian just became the fucking MVP of the NBA, man.

Was it? Ashay. A She got it? SGA got it, yeah. Yeah, so I was just kind of like... That's crazy. You know, I'm tired of these Canadians, man. Yeah, they're pretty annoying.

So there was a Jubilee video with Jordan Peterson. He went on... I think the premise, the original title of the video was... The original title of the video was one Christian versus 20 atheists. And that was the premise of the debate, I guess. And everybody was there under that pretense. And then Jordan Peterson refused to say he was a Christian. He was like, I'm not a Christian.

I am and I'm not. I don't have to say what I am to you. And everybody's like, well, aren't we here for what are we doing? And then they changed the title to Jordan Peterson versus 20 aviast, which is hysterical. It's so funny. Because that's just so clearly not the formula for like what they do. It's not like Ben Shapiro versus 20 migrants. Like it's Jordan Peterson ruined it.

And what's so funny is that clearly everybody in Jubilee, rightfully so, assumed he was a Christian. So they didn't ask. they didn't ask him at no point did they ask him because they didn't need to but then all of a sudden and i've known this about him yeah that he's never he never admits it he even says that he doesn't directly believe in god he's there's times where he's like oh i don't directly but i do but then he he does this wishy-washy bullshit he's been doing this for many years and uh there's a debate that i don't recommend you to watch but at least just be aware of it where a matt Della Hunty, he, um, he, he has a show, um, or a call-in show. He's been doing like a radio show for

like a billion years called The Atheist Experience. He might have just retired from it a few years ago, but it's ancient. It was like fucking Alex Jones fucking Austin, Texas TV type shit. I remember from a long ass time ago. Yeah. And being like, that's boring. I don't want to see that. It was very not entertaining, but it was very stimulating, right? And so I would watch it. The first time I found him out was because he took a dump on a zeitgeist, the documentary. And he was like, Oh, Zikegist. It was a conspiracy theory documentary. Oh, really?

A lot of people were like, oh, Matt, you'd love one of the segments because it's all about religion. There's like three segments. One of the segments was all about like conspiracy theory like 9-11 shit. Oh, yeah. The sink into Licitania that get us in a World War I, ignoring Pearl Harbors, you know, all these things that aren't completely confirmed, but are also kind of like, probably. And he was like, this is all.

Everyone was kind of taken aback that he absolutely diaried on it. So, but long story short. jumping ahead, Matt was trying to talk to Jordan Peterson and the same stuff that I'm hearing people say about the Jubilee thing. It's the same thing. Yeah. It's exactly the same. It was it's it's it's I didn't watch the whole thing because why the fuck would I? But I, I did see a couple clips where I was just like, you know, you just, you can't just have a conversation with them because the conversation becomes about the conversation. You know? Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you ask him like what's better pizza or burgers and he goes, well, who.

are we to even put them on put them against one another what even what if what even fundamentally differentiates a pizza from a burger in the first place hey it's all completely like pussy hey hey i i actually i was like i my first thought was just straight up hard r to him to really get his attention and that's the only thing that would work it's just so like how do you have a cut he's somehow turned the unwillingness to engage with a conversation into like a suitable replacement for being smart for a lot of people. It really is just so crazy. That's a jackass man.

Like, because you can have that conversation. Ask me literally anything. Any, any two, anything, anything. What's your favorite holiday? Well, I think the notion of even celebrate the notion of celebration, what even is that? Why do we do even? What even is the point in, in a ranking these things in an ontological sense and, and who's to say what is and is not a holiday

is today a holy day because we are all experiencing it in our own individual way like what really differentiates Christmas from the birth of raw like you know like fucking it's just so it's just nothing Word salad fomity bullshit

I if he gets stricken with like some Helen Keller thing where he can't speak the world will be so much, like, skyscrapers would emerge from the ground, I think. It was just like, oh, we did it. We did it. We did.

Finally. Yeah, it was, it was really bad. It was bad to watch. I watched, like, maybe like 45 minutes of it. That's insane. What even is 45 minutes? We know exactly what it is, Jordan. Oh, but you, what?

Because I, there was one, the one clip that I saw was him saying, was somebody going like, do you believe in God? And he goes, what is your definition of believe? And I'm like, oh my God. Die! Die! Like, what are you saying? You know, the vaudeville hook?

What if it had like, it was like a chainsaw though? A vaudeville chainsaw? It just fucking... It wouldn't be that... I was thinking... I was like ripping an average like that. I was thinking of a fucking... I was thinking of like, it is still the chain.

But like the vaudeville hook is like each of the... the blade things so it's just a spinning rivet of it's just a spinning chain of vaudeville hooks I was thinking more that's hilarious

no it was just there's a chain on the vaudeville yeah yeah on the hook so it just it just fucking saws his head off that's crazy no I don't know

whatever ouch oh oh my what is pain what even is experiencing pain even oh my god he's such a fucking idiot He saw, I mean, he's the guy

My hair is off my body, but who's to say my body's not off my head? Oh my God. If he was still talking as he was severed from his voice box. At that point, I would actually be scared. And that's like, that's a wizard. He's probably listened to him, actually. Maybe he's the key to salvation. It's just, I don't know, man.

Like, it's just so unbearable. And it's not even just him. Like, a lot of people do this. There's that guy, Andrew Wilson or whatever that I see on a lot of podcasts. He's the guy, like, famously in the last week. He failed miraculously at opening a pickle jar. Oh, I saw a thumbnail that. I saw a thumbnail that.

I haven't watched it. So this woman tries to open up a pickle jar and she can't do it because obviously. It's like almost a universal truth. So she hands this and she goes like, I can't do it. And she just admits. She's like, I can't do it. You know, whatever. Yeah.

Completely honest, like whatever. She hands it to the guy and he's like, oh, you're a woman. You can't do it. And then he tries it. He can't do it. He's like, you grease this. this up, you grease it. She must have greased it.

She must have fucking like, you did something. Somebody give me a paper towel so I could wipe off the grease that I could do it. And he does it and he still can't do it. And then some other guy comes up, he goes, and it's just the most embarrassing thing in the world because it's not even, it's not a matter of like, oh, she couldn't do it. She sucks. You couldn't do it. You suck.

It's just the idea that you would have to even perform. Yes. To put up a shield for that. And like, how insecure do you have to be? It's to be like, no, man, they greased it up. he's what I call he's what I call a bitch he's like he was like he was

I saw a part of it he was like talking about he was like yeah you have to go through an IQ test to be in the military there's some sort of intellectual test and her boyfriend comes like he's like you could be a fucking moron and go through that test

not to mention many people cheat the test because her boyfriend isn't a veteran he was like you don't have to do the dumbest people not to mention they pay people to do it for them

smart I've met many of people who have high ranks in office in a military that are mentally in Cape and like impaired And he was like, yeah, but like, that's how it is everywhere. Of course, people are going to cheat the system.

Okay, well, if that's how what you're saying where? Then what's the point of the guy? What are we even talking about? And he's like, yeah, he's fucking charlatans, man. He's like, yeah, I just don't think you are as aware of what you're talking about. Who's a, like, literal veteran talking about it? And it's like, oh, and he's like, whatever, let's open his can and what do we feel. It's like, dude.

What makes me mad? Lily can open a pickle jar, bro. Yeah, maybe. No, she can. She's proven to me. How do you know? Because I don't do it for it. sometimes. Like opening yourself.

I don't know she doesn't buy gag pickle jars. At that moment it's like well You still open a pickle jar You still open it. To me it's like Well I struggle there are ways to make it easier To open it if you have problems You know he

Well for me I just want to see if like you can do it There are ways to relieve some of the pressure And I don't know why Do you have to heat it up or something like that Just run some warm water under it There's there's many ways That's one of them Yeah yeah

There's many ways If you put chain mail on it and they put it in the microwave. Yeah. It'll open. If you bring it to Jordan Peterson and have them talk to it. The glass will kill itself. It'll shatter. The glass will disappear.

It'll open quickly because it's like, nope, I don't want this. I don't want this. Please stop. I don't want a pickle jar. Grows eyes in a mouth so it can he moke. It's weird because Jordan Peterson. Just so he can exclaim. It's like, it's like the bazaar.

I think with a little face, the little ball, meet with the face. What is the scream? Oh, from berserk? Yeah. What is the scream anyway? What is agony in the truest sense? There's your pickles. Is Jordan Peterson talks to circles?

Fucking Charlie Kirk just lies. It's insane. The only thing that's annoying is that these people don't become so surprised after they're thoroughly embarrassed. That's the thing that upsets me. Yeah, yeah. Because their fanbase doesn't believe, when people were, uh, when people were, uh,

when people were proved, uh, to be stupid, we used to, what we used to do is we used to pull their pants down. Mm-hmm. And kick them off a cliff. But we don't do that no more. Because it's too,

uh, we're too sensitive now to do what, what needs to be done. We're too, everything's too woke now. So we won't pull people, we won't pants people and kick them off a fucking, uh,

the, I don't know. Remember that one guy That was running for president He did them Yeah Dude I think about that guy Kind of often

They fucking panched them And then they kicked him down I'm surprised I'm surprised that guy hasn't tried To do like a comeback of some kind Because like why not Yeah why do you just like Doesn't want to be involved

In a modern political space I guess yeah He would have to match the extremism Yeah So yeah it's It's very different Because every time These people get thoroughly

cooked, like, as you say, or I'll even watch, like, I watched a little bit of the debate between Tim Poole and, um, and Sam Cedar, for example. And it was like 98% and I mean this. The comment sections were all in favor of Sam Cedar and saying Tim Poole's embarrassing, even his own fans. Really? Yes. It was incredible seeing that like, oh, wow. And then, but nothing came of it. Debates don't know if they've ever really worked online. I don't know if they've ever really worked online. No, no, yes, yes. Yeah. Like the online culture of debate.

I remember the, I think the crescendo was Bill Nye versus Ken Ham. That was when I was like, this was like 2012 or something. And I was like, oh, this is, this is not going to work. This is just sport. Yeah. It's because. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Bill and I came with it. What would take for you to change your mind? He was like, well, like empirical evidence data, blah, blah, blah, this and this and that.

And then Ken Ham, his answer was nothing. And I was like, after the entire debate, that was the conclusion. Yeah, nothing can change my mind. What is the point of him being here? He's the guy that has a theme park that has humans and dinosaurs coexisting together. Yeah. Why would you entertain that guy? Which, which I need to, I need to, there's some context here.

That just sounds like a fun little whimsical place. It sounds cool as shit, but not as, it's just real. The point is that he's passing it off as like, like a proper, proper rendition of how real history happened. It's not like a Flintstones kind of fun. Yeah, I'd go to a Flintstone's. theme park that's coolest shit I don't know if I would I would I kind of would actually

I don't I'm stupid though I would you know the Flintstones What's even what I love the Flintstones What's you're talking about You love the Flintstones? What does it mean to love What how do you love the Flintstones Because that was some of me

My grandma's watch together She watched me the Jeffersons and the Jetsons and the Flintstones You watched earnestly the Flintstones Yeah me must do my grandma I kind of like the Flintstones Because that was a cartoon my grandma was like It's fine to kind of like I would never

If he said I kind of like them, dude. Like, if Fred Flintstone died today, would you cry? I mean, he's a... He's a... How is that even... There are so many questions. That's one of those arguments that he would say. He would be like, if Fredstone died right now, how would you feel?

He would say that because there's like... That's too fun. That's so loaded. Like, what do I answer that? Is he real? Do you mean the voice actor? What are we saying? So it's not Dean Willis the other, it's the other one. The other little fucking twink white boy that fucking does the fucking debate shit on I only know about Dean Withers.

Who, by the way, I just... Dean Withers is really fucking insufferable. He's a pretentious prick. I don't like him at all. He's a prick. I think the way that he gets excited about... Approving someone wrong.

Ooh, ooh, ooh. I cut the fallacy. Ooh. Like, every time I click on TikTok, he pops one of his clips pop up and it always makes me roll my eyes. Yeah, I always think like this is such terrible representation. It is. That's the fucking problem.

I think we mentioned that the other day about like the people that are leading the charge suck. I bet it's, I bet it's a lot how. There's no good people to either charge. I bet it's a lot how Zionists feel

when they see like, when they see like Ethan. Yes. Where it's just like, not that Ethan, like, I don't know what, I know what you mean. Ethan's a conflicted person,

clearly. But like, oh, this guy's like, I bet there's a lot of people would be like, he's a guy. I wish you would shut up. I wish,

I wish he wouldn't say these things. He's making a block too hot. He's probably, let's stop talking a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Seeing him tweet makes me so sad. A clock too hot.

He's a crazy thing. Brother, I saw him freak out at his co-host or whatever, all the people on the podcast. Yeah. For a... And he brings up his son and it was completely unrelated to him. It was just a meme. It happens a lot. About him looking like, uh, oh, oh.

Is that video of him looking like he hid the zombie? He would hide a zombie bite. Like, you know, there's just a picture of his face just looking like kind of. And like, that's kind of funny. Yeah, he's talking about how it's edited or whatever. And it's like, it's not. edited. It's not edited at all. It's not even slightly edited. And I'm just like, bro, what's happening to the point where he's not even recognizing his own face? That's, it should say something.

It should say something. And he freaks out and he was like, oh, see, there you go. Go defend Hassan. And they're like, and then Dan's like, oh, shut up. Even Dan was like, oh, shut up. I think he tried to play it off as a joke, too. Did you see that? He's like, it's called making a comedy show. It's like, brother, you, we know your comedy. We've watched you forever. You don't Don't do that. What are you talking about? He tried to be like, oh, I was just, I was joking. At least that's what I saw. I don't know. That's a good joke. Whatever. I love it. I love seeing little clips like that. Man, I'm glad that like I'm okay.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm not okay, but I'm not like that. It's one of those things where I'm just like... I would say because of that, you are okay.

What's crazy? I'm not broadcasting my meltdowns. That's true. Yeah. I'm very overdue for a meltdown. It's been a while. It'll happen to him eventually. You will.

But, uh... You will hurt Lily. I don't know. I look at it like... I'm not that kind of meltdown for you. Yeah, whatever. No, yeah, yeah, you are. You'll be quiet.

You'll be quiet, too. Mark my words. I'm not that kind of mouth down. I actually saw this. I actually took a vow to never talk about this on air, but, uh, well, I'm just going to break it right now. Uh-huh. I'm going to break it because. No problem.

I'm all bored. Vows don't mean anything. Uh-huh. I saw, like, when we, when we and Kingston lived together, uh, I remember walking, getting home one day. It was like, uh, 2 a.m. I was out with, like, some friends at the bar. And I was coming home. And I walked in on Kingston, uh, kind of ringing a cat over the, sink.

And he was like, oh, and I go like, yo, what's going on? And he said, sorry, I'm having a meltdown.

And he went back, he went to sleep. Very calm. Very calm. Yeah. He was pretty calm. That is one of the most frightening meltdowns.

Just like, no emotion. Yeah, calmly ringing a cat. Where'd I put the cat? What do you mean? Did he die? We got a garbage disposal. Yeah.

You don't remember that? Nah. He blacked out, I think. Damn. That's crazy. I got so mad. I fucking lost it, man.

that's crazy. I can't wait for you to do that to Lily I was You just ring Lillie Shub Lillie into the garbage Disclosure It's like that scene

And what was Is it Halloween or like What is it's one of those It's one of those horror movies Where at the end Somebody gets pulled through An impossibly small hole And it just looks very fucking

Nightmare on Elf Street It sounds like it has to be that right Yeah It was like some lady Getting pulled through a door Yeah At the end That's the very first one

And it looks fucking silly Have you seen that movie? I actually, I never really got into Freddie Kruger. I can't remember if it's, that's the thing that's fucking, I don't think it's Jason. Yeah, it, I think that's too silly for, uh, yeah. Even, even, even fucking Friday 13th. There's just like, the, the kills weren't silly. Everything of surrounding it was silly, but the kills weren't silly.

The kills were a little bit silly in Freddy versus Jason, but I think that's because Freddie was a part of it. There's just one part where Jason, uh, Jason, fucking takes a guy on the bed and just, claps. He just sandwiches him. No, it's that Friday of 13th. What the fuck is it? Freddy Kruger is that it's nightmare on Elm Street. Oh, nightmare on Elm Street. I'm stupid.

Oh, you're looking for the nightmar. Yeah, I was just saying like, I don't fuck with Freddy Kruger, the villain. I think, I never got into him as a kid. He was just stupid. Yeah, wasn't he just like a wrinkly pedophile? Like, I think so. He was a guy that thought that was a pedophile. He was just too, like, he was too quirky

for me. Like, it didn't, it was, to me was like watching the 60s Batman. I think It is very much like watching 60s bad. That's why he was so like, though. Yeah. Yeah, because he was actually able to, a lot of people were able to stomach that, I guess. It's so fucking silly.

I like the Friday of the 13 because my thing was like, oh. You've ever seen this? No, I don't. So you can look up Nightmare on Elm Street. Maybe I have, but I just. And Nightmar on Elm Street final scene. And you're not prepared for what you're about to see because it's fucking hysterical.

It's a nice car. That is a nice car. I do like those old-fashioned cars. Yeah. Look at that when women were allowed to have like fucking crow's feet and shit I know right Wait look

It's so fucking absurd That was too fast That's filmed over in the Echo Park area They had to do it fast because of all stupid it looked It's movie magic man It's so funny I bet if you pause it too She was so stiff

She got middle Look at the arm Dude she got fucking It's so Clearly foam. She got rigamortis immediately, dude. She's just so stiff. You moved her with the fucking hurry-upness, bro.

But hurry-upness. There was like G's on her, dude, because she was straightened down. You know what's crazy? She's probably like 29. She's probably almost our age, actually. She's actually, I would give her. I would give her early 30s back then.

Yeah. Rough. I mean, I still have no problem with this. I still apply pressure, but like, yeah, I get it. Applied pressure is crazy. I want to see what this looks like at like half speed. What is Friday the 13th?

What is, what is pressure? What is it? What is it in the day, really, when you think about it? What is applied pressure, really? Why is Friday the 13th? You're significant when there are multiple ones a year. You stupid bitch? I want to get him with an x-way from Mortal Kombat really bad.

Like, which part? I would do one where I like, I do a spinning kick. I hit him right in the jaw, and it's awkward. cracks and then I would go and I would stop on one knee real hard. Somebody comes up, somebody comes out to have something. They go like, are you okay? What is? You're okay, Jordan?

He goes, what is okay? Oh. I brought this up. I brought this up yesterday as we're friends. That's so crazy. He's fucking clear. Even he can't ignore it. Yeah, yeah, he's trying.

He's trying to be all stoic and shit. these. Like, what is... Anyway, let's get the questions, I feel like, I hate that he tries

to be like, fucking, like, have a warrior-ass mentality. It's like, I wouldn't lie. I wouldn't mind to myself in a situation

where I'd have to lie that, oh yeah, or make those kinds of mistakes and it's like, Jordan, you're not tough. Yeah,

somebody asked him. You're not a, like, you're not a warrior. You're not a battle-hearted creature. Didn't he get, like,

put in a coma because he had, like, too much bacon or something. There's a scene in there's a scene in like a Jubilee thing that he did. Yeah. Where like that we're talking about where what was it that he

was that you just referenced? We saw it like he wouldn't lie. Yeah. He was like it was about like whether or not belief like what did belief mean? And he just goes like do you believe it to be true? What do you mean? And he goes like, um, you're willing to bet your life water and leave your stake on it. You know he says belief, if you believe something it means you're, you, you'd

stake your life on it. And he's like, no. That's not how, maybe believing in something. Maybe, kind of, but even that's not even necessarily. But like,

they went into this whole fucking circle. Yeah, about belief. About belief. And then somebody asked him, like, would you lie to save, uh,

someone you love, save your life or save somebody you love? And he's like, um, yeah, it was the dumbish shit I've ever seen. I would have to do that. Yeah.

He was like, I wouldn't be put in a situation where I had to lie to the Nazis to save Jews. He said this, basically. Like, I wouldn't even be, I wouldn't be in that situation. It's like, well, like, yeah, we know, cunt. This is, that's not the point. Well, that's the past. We can't go back. It's not the point.

We're doing an exercise or not. Fucking loser. Like, that's so stupid. It's just like, oh, you know, about a scenario about saving the earth, you know, saving the world or something like that. Like, yeah, who's going to be in that fucking scenario? This is just, it's a hypothetical. It's a hypothetical.

He can't, he can't. Kermit should rape him. We should move. Whoa! Oh my gosh. Jordan Basketball Peterson. Does it not a debate. I don't know how.

Either, but whatever. Whatever. Let's move on to some questions for our lovely patrons. I'm still on the moon. I'm still on the moon. I haven't eaten dust. He's been trapped on the moon for fucking decades. Still can't find the flag.

Still singing this song. It's been really hard to get into a creative headspace to write new ones. On account of my strandedness on the moon. Where is the air going space, you know? Like, you know, when you open a spaceship opens up and all the air gets yanked out, like, where's it go? Into space. Like where exactly? Is it like in one place? I don't know enough about space

That's just a full of air you can breathe in it It's just a Louis Armstrong capturing it So we can continue to breathe We've actually had many many missions to the moon That we don't publicize And it's just all been rescue missions Yeah To get Louis Armstrong off the moon

We haven't went to space in the wall right Not I mean We haven't been to the moon in a long time We've been to space in a while Well we have the I have the ISS We're in space all the time. Oh, that's true. We haven't had a proper space launch.

We haven't sent people into space to a new place for a long time, as far as I know. We went to the moon once, right? No, we've gone. We've gone a couple times. We've gone more than that. Really? Yeah, yeah. And other people have gone.

Or unless you're just talking about America. Yeah, yeah. Jordan Peterson went. And he argued with it. Yeah, Jordan Peterson, Louis Armstrong. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines.

Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Gonzo. Buzz light, you asked a real question. Buzz light. No, I think, I can't remember the last. last time we went to the moon, but it was a while

ago. What is his little name? Buzz Aldoine? Is that it? Aldoene? Buzz Aldoine. No, I'm pretty sure it's Bud Aldwin. That's Aldrin. I'm pretty sure it's Aldoan. Aldrin. I think you're right. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's Buzz Alderway. Didn't Buzz Aldrin beat up a guy? Didn't something like that happened?

I feel like I remember like somebody being like, you didn't go to the moon or somebody and then I'm pretty sure Buzz Alden beat him up or something. I think he punched him or something happened. He was like, I saw fucking darkness up there. You didn't go buzz, buzz, Aldoene. I got the elder scrolls, bitch.

The Nordist death guy. And then he was like, fucking spawned wings and flew off. And I was like, I told you. I told you was Aldo Wing. I knew Buzz Alder was a draft right now. You were like, I told you, Kingston. I'm like, what is happening? Buzz Alder was a dragon this whole time.

It was so obvious in retrospect from all the photo. And you go back and look at the photos and it's clearly just a dragon. It's like in Lilo and Stitch were like their disguises. are just clothes and wigs. Yeah. It's like, yeah. Okay. By the way, that fucking new,

that Lilo and Stitch movie is getting dragged to hell. He's making so much fucking money. It's, yeah. Of course it is. Everything does now. No, not like the other ones did not make anywhere near this kind of money. Well, because people love Lilo and Stitch. I mean, more than a Lion King and shit like that and a LAT.

Yeah. Well, people like Lilo and Stitch enough to. Not more than Aladdin in shit. So I think a lot of those old ones are like, say, heads like me. Yeah, and Gen X. that were not interested in this live action shit at all. And then you have a newer generation that likes, loves Lilo and Stitch.

And also to a lot of, to a lot of them, it's completely new. I guess, yeah. And it seems like, it seems fresh. Like it almost like, since it wasn't a part of me growing up Lilo and Stitch, I was already a little bit older. It feels, I feel like I don't feel no nostalgia connection to it whatsoever. And so I just think there's a lot of kids. It's for the kids.

And I understand why hit. Look at the little koala alien, I guess. It's cute. I love that movie. It's a great movie. There's a great Game Boy Advance based on it too. The fucking,

what's about the side scroller? Shoot them up. Yeah. That's crazy. It's really good. The art, I think, I think it's,

that was when, like, Disney was doing, um, did you hear like a fucking crazy beep just now? No. Okay, I think I'm going crazy. That's fine.

You are. That's fine. The arts, that was back when Disney was, like, doing weird shit with their art. We're like, it used to be like Disney princess shit

and, like, they all looked kind of the same. They had like different, obviously they were different characters, but like, Beauty and the Beast looks like Cinderella looks like, you know, all these other things. No, great. Absolutely sing over the fucking... Yeah. What do you...

Directly into the mic, too, and stuff. Yeah, yeah. But that was like Emperor's New Groove, Lilo and Stitch, uh, Treasure Planet. That was that era of movies. That was when they were just doing weird shit all the time and it was all really good. Yeah. Uh, so like, I don't know. I think a lot of people miss Lilo and Stitch.

It's, it was like a really good. It's just really fucking good. I like, I love that original movie. I mean, it made sense, right? Like, unlike, uh, what, what are they just? just do like Moana 2 that thing's not even that old

yeah they're gonna they were talking about doing a live action Moana they're doing a live action how to train your dragon too and it's just like oh and didn't that come on like 2010 or something probably

like it's not that fucking old I don't think it's that old I mean I love how to train your dragon that first movie is fucking awesome I didn't see it I've never seen the first movie is fucking good I love that shit but um but that new but that new

but that new Louis Stitch is getting dragged uh and I looked up Because I was I'm not gonna see it. Lily saw it with her nephew. And I didn't go. Dude, some of the, yeah,

I think the first one came out. Yeah, 2010. To me, I'm like, it's not old enough, man. I don't know what this stupid.

What is 15 years? 15 years is a bit. I feel like 15 years is trash. I feel like there's all of these. There's all of these like, do fucking princess and the frog. That's 09. They're never going back.

I mean, they should. Like, keep going back. Keep going. But they shouldn't be doing these light action. And they get real fucking Keith David. what you're talking about,

man? He's too old now. No, he's not. Yes, he is. No, he's not. To play what you call it, to play the, um. No, he's not. Absolutely.

Keith David is very old. The Rock is just played at like a 20-something-year-old. In one of those movies. In the smashing machine. That's dumb. That's dumb, Derek's in his 50s. It is dumb, but what I'm saying is, if he could do that, why not Keith David? Because Keith David is one, extremely busy.

He's not. And then two, very old. I think he would do it. I think he would do it. I think for doubting him, he should kill you. I think he would come back and do it, but I think he's old. I think he should kill you for doubting him. He's also very fucking busy.

Like, hyper fucking busy. But he's busy doing work, and I think he would love to do that. I don't think he'd be like, Kingston. Look, I'm going to kill you for doubting me. Look, I love Keith David. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you for doubting. Private Kingston.

Private Kingston. I'm going to kill you for doubting. There's three men I love more than Keith David, and one of them is possibly not true. What the fuck? What? I love three people more to Keith David. and that's only because they're related to me. That's it.

Oh, so your family and then Keith David. Literally, it's literally men, male role models directly in my life and then Keith David. King Dad. No. No. Not even close. Not even close. King Dad.

Your cousin in the NBA or who is it? Carl Anthony Towns. Oh, I know he's Dominican. He's not Puerto Kiddick and sorry. Jalen Branson is that which one's your cousin in the NBA? None of them. No. I have no famous NBA.

What the fuck you're talking about? Are you sure? I'm nearly sure. Oh, I'm sorry, Timothy Shalame. So, King Dad, Timothy Shalamey. My cousin, Timothy Salomey. And I'm French. And then what was your third one?

So King Dad, Timothy Shalamee, and the third one, who's the third of your family member? What was this third one that he loved? He tells us all the time. Oh, Crumpton. Crompton. Crompton. So, this is his little King Dad, Timothy Chalamee, Crumpton, and then Keith David. Yeah, yeah.

That's good. Those are his role models primarily. That's good. That's really fucking question. I probably, I probably fucking leave this place. Well, I just wanted to mention that movie because, like, apparently they just completely botched, like, the entire point of it.

The entire point of Lilo and Stitch where, like, spoiler alert for the new Lilo and Stitch, I don't really care, quite frankly. It is, it is wild that they did this because, like, like, basically, at the end of the new Lilo and Stitch, Nani, like, her sister gives her up. She's like, ah, that's it. I'm going to go to college in the U.S. it's fucking it's the complete opposite point of like I'm not even remotely giving up at the end of the movie she gives it to like she gives it she gives up uh the whole point

of the original movie by the way is ohana is literally like yeah family ohana in this one it's literally just like we'll just give the give her to the neighbor so that uh the sister can go to college in the united states which by the way is hawai is not like no like in the mainland which is like a contentious thing in the original because it's like the U.S. is not particularly kind to Hawaii. Who directed this?

I don't know fucking jackass. Johnny Knoxville? Yeah, I don't know. For me, the moment, it's pretty egregious. I fucking... Wait a second.

I hated that when I saw that. You're... Wait a second. So for me, thinking about it, right? Have they done that before in any of the other Disney movies? Just completely upend the ending?

Yeah. I'm sure, but not to this degree where it's... I mean... Not to the point where like it, the theme is fucked. Look, look, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, give my point right now.

I'm going to point right now. For me, when it comes to adaptations, I don't want to be exactly what I had them to be before. That's still fucking crazy, though. No, I don't need it. That is the point of the movie. Granted, Nani should not have Lilo. That's fucking crazy.

Lilo is a little girl that is challenged, and there's this 18-year-old having to take care of her. She's not challenged. She's just, she's Hawaiian. No, she's, no. Lilo, Lilo is. What is Hawaiian? She's some sort of, some sort of spectrum child in the movie.

I don't think that's necessarily true. You have not watched that movie recently. She has problems. She's not like a fucking spas. She's not a spas. Some girl bumped her and she tried to eat her in the beginning of the movie. I don't think he watched it recently. I think we all have done that.

No. I, I've tried. You guys are, you guys are both creatures then. I've tried to eat several people. You guys call me a beast and a monster. You guys are both. You can't even decipher your own speech I know, but like I haven't tried to eat people

That's all podcasts like we're Kingston I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm blind, I'm gay How about that? Notice how you understood me? That's true Let's move on to questions From our patrons over at Patreon On a consaster snark tank

Letting her be taking this crazy I don't know about questions Yeah, I don't know Questions ever be answered What is even the point of questions? I'm fucking stupid. You want Yoda at the end. I mean, he is that.

He's Yotas. Sorry, not beautiful. Do you remember when some, like, chick was like even a little bit? She was like a little bit overweight. I think it was like a cover magazine or something. I don't even remember what it was. Oh, yeah. He was like, sorry, not beautiful.

And it's like, you fucking hamster rat. Imagine, like, the self-aware, isn't it always those people? Yeah, yeah. That always just look like fucking, like, dumpsters. And they're like, oh, this person's not hot. And I'm like, shut up, dude. I mean, I agree, but like, you don't, you can't say it. I don't even think it wasn't even like that bad.

No, it really wasn't that crazy. It was like, it was like relatively pretty normal. There's sometimes, I will say, sometimes I see billboards like that. I'm like, no, there was. There was like a Venus, the shaver thing and some chick. I felt so bad for her because she was, she was on the beach. And I'm like, nigg, whale. Like, come on, brother.

let that happen to people. She was so fat too. Like it was, you guys probably remember this. If I pulled up, people like, I remember this image. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was just, she was just, yeah, it's unfortunate. It was so fat. She was so fucking fat. Dude sucked. It was just like, I was just like, I was like a 9-11

for him. No, I just felt bad for her because I was like, oh, man, she's going to get destroyed. It's kind of like that kid, do you remember that, the H&M? Oh, yeah, coolest monkey in the jungle? The coolest monkey in the jungle? And like a little black kid wearing a shit. shirt that's a coolest monkey in the jungle and an H&M ad.

That shit was delicious. That was a good one. Because it was like just a, you know, since it was the African immigrants in the UK that didn't know monkey was used in that way. So there was no connection to even. Here's what I think. I can tell you 2 million percent they say that in the UK. No, but here's, here.

I can tell you 2 million fucking percent. Hold on, hold on, hold on. UK. I think it's a pretty old. world insult. But I will say that definitely got through because somebody was like yo nobody caught this. That's crazy. And then they passed it off. Like somebody absolutely knew what it meant that passed it off to get that ad approved.

I don't think most of the people at the end of it really knew. I think someone saw this and they were like, I guess. I hope it's that. I think it's absolutely. I feel like there's no way. Well, you say there's no way, but then it's something simple as I remember what's that bro Disney Jake Paul Bro Everyday bro And no one noticed

Out of all the fucking thing It touched a bunch of people Dozens of people worked on this song And it was like England is my city No one noticed that he was saying A country is a city I think they noticed No they didn't

They talked about it I don't think that's what I'm saying I don't know I don't know why you're trying to insert What you think And what is actually true This is what I mean We're talking about what we think

What do you mean No what I'm talking about I literally just told you what happened And you're like, I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true. Okay. You go ahead and think that. You need to tell me like there's not a single person in the production line at all.

Think about fucking Game of Thrones where fucking Starbucks made it. Yeah. You see the editor was like, oh man, that's crazy. And then press fucking render. I think the editor at the point was like, fuck it. What are you going to do? Like we can't go back and fucking. All the time.

I don't know why that's such a weird concert. I think it's, I think people can miss stuff. I also think it's possible that people miss stuff. because there's not a lot of energy to be put into fixing it. I just, is that you, though? Is that because that's not me. That ain't how I think. I would rather just correct it real fast.

I could see. If you're not being paid to correct it, why? I could see a truth where like, why wouldn't I not get paid to correct it? You're paid a certain amount. Go to the studio and go fucking pay. It's the same thing with like bad CG. We know that we can make better CG. Yeah, but that's a budget issue.

Exactly. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have, a legacy of building stuff, building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

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And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. That's a significant budget issue. Yeah. That's not a few hundred dollars. I think going in and airbrushing a Starbucks cup is more trouble than it was worth probably I don't know I don't know if that's true Because you know they're using the same

Equipment you use I'm just saying I'm just saying as an editor I think they happen as they did the shot already They had everything there It was way too expensive for them to just be like Let's reshoot this whole bitch again You don't have to reshoot it Here's what I'm saying I think it's also possible

I think it's also possible that they're just dumb and they didn't see it And nobody in the line saw it I'm just saying as an editor that stuff Editors know Because I didn't do that she's there. When there's like a guy in like Sam Ramey's original Evil Dead, like off to the side kind of like in the grass who's not supposed to be there, the editor knows he's there. Like it's just, this is the shot that we have. I don't because like they can just fix that.

They're editors. They're editors. Why would they not? Because sometimes it's not. Why? To me it's like there's two different types. There's people who put in Easter eggs for specific reasons. Like, oh, I got snub from this.

So I'm going to put my name in here somewhere and nobody's going to notice. because no one is going to notice. So there's that. But then there's like glaring dumb mistakes like that that it's just usually a hurry up job. You're just getting something done and everybody misses it because realistically no one gives a shit. So nobody scanned it. It made it on TV. Autistic people saw it.

And then they're like, oops. To me, because there's so many people that are editors and are really talented people. And I love catching their mistakes. I'm like even this really talented editor that can kill it and do the best graphics and they just left something because they're probably working. at three in the morning or something. Yeah. And I don't think it's like they knew was there and they didn't want to fix it.

It was just, they just didn't catch it. I just, I don't know. It's hard for me to believe that editors don't catch it. But you were an editor. Yeah. And I've never made a mistake that I didn't know was there.

For me, it was more like, that's going to be a bitch to re-render. I'm whatever. To me, that's like the easiest thing to do. It's like, oh.

And then- I've had computers die in the middle of renders and like losing like 40 hours of and fucking, no. I'm not going to re-render and fucking like I'm traumatized from that shit. To me, that's... You're gonna deal with the fucking miss-mistime text. So, I will give you that if that is an extreme...

Because that's insane to me. Like, my... If that is a common... That's a common problem of the... It's not a common problem. It's just, it happened once at a situation where it was like, it was probably the worst possible. Like, a long-ass project.

And the computer died and I lost everything. And now, like, I can't edit the... Editors in the people that are listening. This is actually a really interesting. interesting, like, have you noticed, like, little tedious mistakes and just was like, who gives a shit? Yeah, of course. That's how everything is.

No, that's not how, that's not how I do things. But maybe, Derek, you are, you aren't abominable. Even painters do it. I don't even think is. People that draw, people that write, people that, like, sing. You can't read, you have, you can't redo it. That's painting. Editing is different.

Like, that's, I think what you get. Painting and drawing, if you make a mistake that's like, uh, I'm either. If I try to fix this, I'm going to probably make it worse. So you just leave it alone. Well, yeah, people are like, I've already gotten so far in this, you know, especially if it's like something that it's very passive that you may not notice or it's like not intruding. Something like, say a Starbucks club, which is what we're normally talking about, which is like a thing

that like, okay, I can just, I know I can just crop this out. I can do. There's many things you can do. There's many things you can do. They can, there's many things they can get around it, which would only take a few minutes to get to done. I'm sure it was noticed. If it was noticed, I think it was noticed well past the point.

where there was even time to fix it. They were like, we don't give a fuck to do this. Or they just didn't care to do it. I think it has to be one of those two. Just knowing what, just knowing what media is now, like there is no like,

it would have to be like, oh, I don't even know how, because everything's so digitally passed now. Like, the idea that there is no time now doesn't really make sense anymore. Where it's like back then

when you had like physical fucking media to be like, well, this is the master. I think it's more that the time is crunched now. Right. There's not a lot of time. Like,

if you, if you have the choice between, editing a Starbucks cup out of a shot that most people won't see anyway versus like something else that requires immediate attention

on a timeline you're probably just gonna be like fucking if that if that was the actual case we just don't know I remember watching an episode I didn't see the cup at first and I remember I watched it again

and I saw the cup and it's like whoever saw that cup must have been well there's a scene in the last of us in the last of us finale where like there's just some guy

in the fucking season one or two just now like the most recent episode Dude. Yeah. Or like in the, in the Joel

Flashback episode. Ellie and him are riding horses and there's just some guy in fucking plaid just sitting in the grass next to them.

And it's just like, it's insane. That guy. It's not, it's clearly a mistake, but like, they saw him, dude.

Like the, it's impot. If you're an editor, you don't not know that he's there. I see, this is the thing. Let me, let me find it actually.

When you're, when you're lazy, this is like from the lazy perspective. When you're lazy, you're just, you don't see everything because you're going too fast. A lot of times people, even when they rewatch stuff over to make sure there's no mistakes, they'll watch it at two times speed. And then I'm like, uh, okay, you're gonna miss stuff. You're obviously gonna miss them at two times speed. I think more often than not, if something gets through it's because of the fact that either somebody didn't care clearly or it's too late to fucking

I think caring, not caring is always there. And then it's the extras what that we're kind of like talking about, yeah, I don't fucking. We're kind of like talking about do you care enough to do it or it's it's a lack of care in either way. Like either you didn't care enough to fix it or you didn't care enough to scan and find all the mistakes. The monkey to jungle thing. I think someone probably saw that and they were like if they're letting this go through it's fine, I guess. Yeah, that's kind of what that is like. I just think there's a lot of people look.

I think sometimes you underestimate how not in tune with people are with racial epitets or racial slurs. I think there's a lot of people who are head in the fucking clouds. that and they're not fucking internet dumb brain people. I can know you're right about that but like I it was a British company. It's like I've been there before. I know you family who are there. That doesn't say anything. People say that shit.

At the H&M at the top of these people that are just doing their job. So I assume that people that are up like obviously people at the top don't fucking. If this was like a commercial on the streets and stuff and they were shooting people would be, yo, what's what the fucking let's put up? No, I get that. But like the people, it doesn't start at the top, you know, things kind of, you know, bounce back in the top. I'm sure someone at the lower end was like, there isn't, all there is is wardrobe,

because I've been on set, I've been on set. I used to be back on an actor. And so you talk to wardrobe, you pretty much only interact with the PA and then maybe, because since they weren't doing like an actual, like,

there was no director because they weren't doing a video. So there's just a photographer and probably some dumb PA. But thinking of it like that, none of them saw that. Well, this is a pointless. You don't think anyone saw that?

You don't think anyone was like, it's not, it's really, it's really, it's so annoying. I'm telling you like, When you're on the year it's very isolated stuff because it's like get on set It's all set up now. Yeah. Here's your clothes that the fucking wardrobe picked out for you put them on take the pictures get the fuck out

I think I think it was unfortunate but I think it was funny like it's just not like we're thinking of it I just never thought of in a way is like somebody had to have noticed I'm like there have been Crazier things that have slipped to cracks I mean a Nicker Street thing happened to Nicker Street yeah yeah I think um what's this? Never had a Nickertreat thing when it's like there was like Halloween like 2000 like 2 they had like a Nickelodeon thing where it's like it's called Nickertreat but the way they were saying it was too quick it's yeah I so it sounds like they were saying the N word

I remember I remember that happening and I was sick as fuck that was hilarious I was a hilarious time I was young to understand Edward but I was too this is funny clearly yeah I think I think it's more likely it's more likely with the H&M thing because those are so there's so many people involved in those things I think like the whole England is my city thing it's like they probably just didn't But like

Also they're probably all dumbs they in Ragged Dick Paul Yeah they are retarded Well nobody's no one's debating that They're probably they're probably all ground chewers So it's just great Yeah it's it's I don't know It's weird Fucking cement chewing

But I know I know when I fuck up It's just it's usually because it's like It's really late and sometimes I'll notice this I'll specifically listen to something With like oh I think I made a mistake I'll play it back and my mind Tunes out and I have to listen to it three or four times To finally get

a grasp of what I'm listening to. And I feel like sometimes people just don't go backwards to make sure that they actually grasp what they were looking at or hearing. And so it's easy to just make mistakes. And like you said, maybe at a certain point, it's like a combination of both where dude didn't notice at the time, but then he noticed when it was the final project and this didn't say anything. Yeah, I think that's probably, that's like a lot of it.

That's definitely impossibility, but it's also kind of risking your job doing that too. No, because it's, people don't really, people don't really, in fact, that that's kind of like the, it's like a Wilhelm scream kind of. People like, oh, you know, people kind of like, people kind of like, oh, the van and Braveheart. I think people, I, I personally love that stuff. I love the will. I would, I would be the one to do it too much to where I probably definitely would get fired. Yeah, probably. Yeah. It's like, I, I want to put like a, oh, fucking. I want to put a mime in everything. Exactly. I want to put a mime in, uh, in, uh, in, uh, in, uh, in, uh, in, uh, The land before time. Oh, you're not entertained? And then run the corner. That's fucking entertaining, dude. I couldn't find the shot. And he's like,

I couldn't find the shot. No, because it's, I guess it's too new. Oh, interesting. So like, uh, Reddit or anything, huh? Oh, maybe on Reddit. Like, I don't like you, I hate using fucking Google on my phone. I guess that's, um, nothing.

Dude, have you, have you tried to do it use a video game guide on a phone lately? No, not know. Dude. Because I was looking, I was trying to find. a couple months ago I was trying to find something and I went on the IGN guide at pop up ad it's unfucking unusable it's actually ridiculous

they're so there's such assholes because I remember like back in the day there'd be like cheat cc.com or something so you get the cheat codes and get guides and stuff like that and it's just a blank blank ass fucking bluish website right and then you just go now it's whatever you need is at the very bottom

so you keep scrolling so I'm like okay I need a guide about this thing. I want to know about something really important. Will, if you're looking for you're in the right plate and you're like, what the fuck? And then you scroll and then this thing comes up. Yeah. It's horrible, dude.

Because there was a part where I was just like, I was looking something up where I was like, is this am I running into a glitch? Like, is this supposed to happen like this? And then I looked up a guy and it was exactly that. It's horrible. It's so cool, man. I love I miss Cote Central and stuff like that. Yeah, something like that. That was the purest of

I miss old video games. Because at the bottom seem all, like, magical to me. Physical guides, man. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed. did sponsored jobs. Like, there was just like something that felt cool. I never, I never used those physical guides

as guides, but I really liked having them. Yeah, it was not, like they were really cool to read. There wasn't very many. It was only, usually when it was a fighting game,

I used a guide because, so you can truly understand, when the internet started getting more prominent, which you just stopped. But like, there's, there are some things where like,

if you want to know how to be, oh, you want to know how to do King's, uh, combo that'll like, you know, technically one shot someone if you chain it all the way through,

then, then, you know, you get, so you can see all that shit. But one kid that could do that was the fucking ass. You were that one piece of shit I could do. And everybody's like, what the fuck?

Dude, the prima, the prima strategy guides? Good times, man. I think the only game I really used the guide for, like authentically like that was probably like Budakai 3. There was some guy. I think it was like a really weird.

Wizard, the wizard guy. Do you guys remember that? Wizard something? The wizard. So, look it up. Yeah,

I don't, I'm not sure. I forgot what it was. I think you're making shit up again. Like comic book guy. He's the wizard. Are you thinking of the Wizard of Oz on VHS? I think so.

Yeah. I understand how he might confuse those two. Yeah. Video game strategy guys and the Wizard of Oz on VH. Yes. It was a comic book. It was a comic magazine. He said that with like the...

It was Wizard or Wizards. The Wizard of Magazine comic entertainment and pop culture. Let me see the cover. Yeah. Maybe I'll recommend the logo or something. I don't know. Has someone back in Brian. That just looks like a standard ass fucking tabloid.

This is a regular. This is one of the fucking. It's probably one of the last ones. That would not have caught my eye at all. It started at 91. I remember my uncle would have them all the time. I feel like my brother might have had those. This is where the debate between Gowris, Superman, happens.

I remember there is a panel where Goku's remember fighting each other with Super Saint 3 and they were fighting. I remember that. Wait, I understand. It was in Wizard? It's comic books? It was comic books. It's like pop culture.

Oh, so it's not a strategy guy. Okay. It was like the last thing I remember having. I see. And I was like, oh, dude, my uncle had so many of them. Now they're definitely gone. Yeah. Because whenever you move, they just.

I hate moving because I lose something every time. Oh, of course. Yeah, it's like you have to. It's like a sacrificial ritual or something. Yeah. Even this place you, give your tolls at a fucking taker. Yeah. When something comes out without a face and it's like.

All right. Let's move on the questions. Like I said, we were going to do an hour ago. Yeah. Like you did to it. Didn't you? Let's see. Let's go ahead with, uh.

20 years. Holy shit. Was good. My bigger. Let's see. Coming in the coming in my eyes to gay beetle porn. wrote in that's insane

he says hello father son and holy ghost what's the worst thing you remember seeing a teacher due to someone in school when I was in first grade we had a student with actual brain damage in our class and one day our teacher threw him into a metal bookshelf because he couldn't comprehend what story time was

and she was pissed at him god damn where did you live gotta be Midwest dude. Yeah, that's Midwest. That's, well,

I don't know, man. That's, that's, that's Midwest or like dire parts of cities. Yeah, yeah,

really fucked up city. Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, like, yeah. Damn. Did you hear the question? Yeah. Um,

I, that's, the should have been, fired first and foremost. I've never, fire that teacher immediately. Anything close to that,

yeah. I've seen teachers I've seen a student throw a chair a teacher, but like, you know, not the other way around.

I've seen a teacher restrain a student, not like, fight us in and but like restrain a student. That's nothing. Yeah, I mean, I told the story of how I was like lifted up by my shirt. That's probably the worst thing that I'd ever seen done to a student by a teacher and it happened to me. But I don't think I ever saw it. It was mostly the kids being dickheads of the teachers. Like I remember a kid, I remember a kid shat at a teacher once. How does that work? Excuse me?

Where'd you go to school? What? Do you say chat at? Like project all shit? He tried to project out of shit. He just kind of fell out of death. just kind of plopped on the desk. You saw shit just come out of an asshole, like, like, off a toilet? Well, I mean, I was, I was looking at it. I didn't see that head on, but like I saw, you know. That's crazy. That's a crazy visual.

Imagine being the teacher. This is college, too. He's lying. Okay, now you're bullshit. This guy was like, well, I didn't know. He was like, he might have went to some jungle schools. Dude, one of the funniest things that I do remember, though, was like a teacher. One of our, it was a physics professor, too, which I don't really understand what the lesson was because a physics professor brought in a chicken.

I don't know what the purpose was Exactly But he brought in a chicken Do you remember the story? I feel like a lot of people That we know have this story Because they were in that class But

He brought a chicken on And put it on the desk In the lab And then he just shat all over the desk Of course And I do remember that As like a vivid memory Where I was like oh

What? That's all I took away from that lesson Was that wow Chicken shit looks crazy I do have one thing thing that I, that was really, we had a teacher named Mr. Crocker. No, you didn't.

Yeah, we definitely did. And Mr. Crocker was a fat guy with like kind of blind in one eye, huge ginger beard. And this guy, wait a second, you're not describing the cartoon. Is this real? What? Did you really have a, is real? Did you really have a teacher named Mr. Crocker? Mr. Crocker.

That's wild. It is great. Yeah. That would have been rough if he was growing up. Our generation would have had a little. younger, a rough time with that guy. It would, yeah. But this,

the thing about him, and it kind of disturbed all of us was that, you know, a lot of the teachers would pee in the regular restrooms if they're, or by their classes. Yeah. And stuff like that. So they're just, oh, it's right about the guy

is going to run in a pee. But the way this guy would pee, he was notorious. Everybody knew that he would, you know, not put his pants all the way down, but enough to where you can see, because he would say, stand a little bit too far away from the urinal

and his giant red bush was just out and he's just like and it was so fucking nasty dude like to where one time I to get away from him I was peeing I like stop my piss and peed a little bit on me

to just leave I went to the toilet and he went to the fucking bathroom dude stop being a throttle of piss is I went to because there's a bathroom just across the this was like in the new buildings and then there's a big like grassy thing and then there was the old building stuff

so I just went over to the old stuff to finish peeing because I just don't like the guy the fact that like that dude's so free and he might have just been some hippie because you'd wear a lot of tie-dye shirts and stuff there's just some free hippie guy and maybe not a petto but at the same time you never know you gotta say something about that though

the fact it is weird that how many students did it like narc on like weird teachers because we knew there was one teacher that was like for sure fucking students oh 100% well that was back when you students had no power at a certain point. Now I think they have too much.

Maybe so. Now it's like, now it's like, teachers will come in and they'll be, or parents will come in and they'll be like, why'd you fail my student? Or why'd you fail my son? And it's like, because he failed.

He sucks. What do you mean? Yeah, yeah. Now it's, the pendulum swung too far. There was absolutely a teacher in my school that was fucking students and I wish I fucked her too,

but I'm glad I didn't. I know what you mean at the time. At the time, at the time, there was a, there was a fucking, she gave me a hit and I was like, I'm not going to do this because.

I'm scared and I have a girlfriend, but I should have been like, fuck. That's crazy. That's crazy. You're your girlfriend with all the teachers. That your girlfriend's in that guy's with is insane. That would, and you would have been, like, hospitalized. Like, she would have did some to you. That one, yeah.

That one would have, she would have been mad. Holy shit. I should have done it, though. Yeah, I only had one. No, I should have done it. What I called it, like a teacher's aide or a sub. It was a substitute. One of them was like, she just, she was just like,

As was too We were like You know You were one of those things She subbed for my graphics class Because we had this old fossil dude That was new normally And then she came in

And we were like Excuse me Where are you I'm gonna pay all the attention Where are you from Because it was first time I saw her And she was like Oh yeah blah blah

This and we're just like This She was like new She was freshly out of college And you're just like It was like It was so funny The energy in the room

Completely shipped It was bad It was bad I should have said I feel bad now There's like that definitely the damage to some of those kids. Yeah. But it's whatever, man.

At least the culture, yeah. Like you said, maybe Chris said it's too much, but I guess we'd rather have too much than too little, I guess. I guess, you know what? The power. The power.

Just because like to protect the kids, I think, for sure, yeah. Overcorrecting is as bad as just everybody being quiet like we were. It's, yeah, it's definitely better.

Yeah. Because yeah, none of what, no one said nothing ever. We, we knew for sure. Everyone, like,

yeah, we chewed home me on. The basketball. coach was just fucking also the volleyball coach and the volleyball uh the girls would they the volleyball shorts were should have been illegal like i loved it what you're talking about but like when i think about in retrospect they were just booty shorts oh yeah yeah and i'm like this is awesome but like when i think about it now i'm like well yeah of course predators are signing up i'm like i'm going to be the volleyball coach it is i need to show you something highly highly at my house

it's kind of crazy at my house yeah I need this one at my house. Tryouts at me. Tryouts for the volleyball team at my house. My buddy told me about that. You guys might know it about this. I guess this notorious pedophile that was a gymnast. He just told me about this like a month ago.

Like there was a guy that was so trust in this community that he would, he assaulted a student in front of the parent by saying like, oh, this is going to help out with your, like, you're stretching or you're something. And like fingered her ass in front of a parent saying this is what needs to be done. And people, like, respected them enough in the community that they didn't realize to weigh later. Like, this guy is a fucking pedophile. They even had complaints. And then the, the parents were like, you're being crazy, daughter.

You're going to ruin this man's reputation when she, like, explained. This guy's, like, assaulted me, like, all this time and all this shit. Yeah. And then she later on kills herself. Oh, cool. And then, oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry. That's not what happened. when it finally came to light,

the dad killed himself. Jackpot. Jackpot. And everyone was kind of like, ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. That's crazy, man. Yeah, I don't, unfortunately, I don't know the guy's name.

It's highly suspect. Jet pot. That's awesome. Yeah, let's, um, let's move on. Corinne throw it in. Said, hey, Chris, and Sweenin and Derek.

This question is more on a serious side, but with the recent passing of legendary comic author Peter David. Oh yeah. Two first names. I never heard of him. Pete Davidson, crazy. Pete Davidson died. And he's a comic creator? He says, I can't help but ask this. If you don't know Peter David created Spider-Man

299, Young Justice, and revolutionized the Hulk and Avengers mythos, and yet he had to set up a Go-fund me earlier this year to help pay his medical bills and still died swathed with medical bills and debt while Marvel and D.C. rakes in millions dollars. Yeah, it's completely... His creations.

I think this will be a wake-up cult and it won't for the entire industry so that authors and illustrators will finally be paid with our ode

but I know better. Yeah. Absolutely not. It's, it changed a lot after, after MCU first came into being because obviously

several characters were made by people. The character, Winter Soldier, Bucky Barn just made by, not made, the version of Bucky Barnes that we have

as the Winter Soldier was made by a person named Ed Bubeaker. He made, he created him. Where did you say, would you win? Ed Boobaker. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is. the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have

a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

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Are you... His name is Ed Bluebaker. It's a meme, right? Hey, one more time. Ed Brubaker. Brew baker? Brew baker, yeah. Fucking.

What's so funny? You kept saying it, Ed Brubiger. Brew bigger. Oh, was I saying that? Yes. Holy shit. My bad. Like three times in a row.

It felt like, like, excuse me? Oh, shit. You didn't even acknowledge what you said. I didn't know I was saying that. Ed Brewbaker. Brewbaker. Boobaker. I think I wasn't enunciating.

Okay. Oh, my God. Okay, Brew Baker? Brew Baker? Okay. So that guy made Winter Soldier or the version that we know. Gotcha.

Got no royalties of any of the movies that came out. Yeah, fuck him. So he went, he went very... It went all to the R.D.J. He's just vacuum. He's given a Robert Gada Jr. It's a matter of fact, give me your money.

He gave all the money to Rob Daniel Jr., that's it. He's vacuumed it out of his pockets. They've been better about it, but it's still not fair. They deserve way more money and way more recognition for the creation that they've made. that those characters,

though they may be fun by Marvel, they're not created by them. That's fucking crazy. It's really really sad because a lot of really talented artists that work really hard and they end up getting fucked over but then people are like,

fucking what's his name? The guy I made Spawn and fucking created a black suit. Nick Farland is a gigantic, glaring monolith of a cunt. And he, an image, he has the rights of his characters now.

Everyone over there, like the person that made, the guy I made Walking Dead Kirkman, Kirkman owns Invincible. That is his character. Oh yeah, that's true. That is his. He owned Spawn.

Those are his characters. Cool. It's unfortunate that Marvel wouldn't do that, but, you know, Marvel sucks. And they've been a corporation for a long fucking time. And if they had to pay people out for the characters they'd be paid, they'd be paying people out a lot of money for a lot of characters. Yeah. So. A lot of money that is still a drop in the bucket.

Oh, 100.10%. That's what's so fucking upsetting. It's not like, oh, we're going to go bankrupt. It's like, no, just fucking the money. Like, I guess what also. I hate that shit. Oh, we're going to go bankrupt because the reality is it's like, no,

they would simply be less rich. Yes, they would be a little bit less, marginally less. That's the thing that upsets me is that, like, if I were, if I were saying, for example, like, I know a lot of people disagree with me, but if I were like Robben Dounny Jr., and I made millions of dollars

and just residuals alone, I would pay a lot of people money because I'm fucking good. But that's just me. I know most people would be like, fuck you, it's my money. Yeah, sure, it's your money. I think the mentality of having extreme wealth

because that's something to your brain. I think if you were always surrounded it, like say a lot of the people that are executives in top of that they are always around this type of mentality. They're always around they're all nepoes or they're friends of friends and they're all this stuff so they're all in this culture of like Wall Street, you know?

The same thing. There's just a culture and they're not a regular person that got into money. If you look at something like, you know, I keep focusing on the NBA, but like some NBA people that like like do a shit ton of philanthropy because they

grew up in, is that Jordan Peterson? I don't know what's happening. Don't worry, don't mind me. You haven't even done anything again. I'm deciding. Yeah, you know, there's a lot of people that do like philanthropy, the ones that like came from nothing and now they have just way

too much money. Yeah, but that's not even most of them. Most of the money are freaking out. I know it's not most of them. But there is for the little amount of people that have been in the NBA, which is only a few thousand people.

It's true. Like, there's still a percentage of them that have done a lot of philanthropy, and that is so much more than, say, the talk executives of, like, the biggest corporations that just steal money. They're siphon money. And it's fucking upsetting.

That, uh, seeing all these people that have created things that people absolutely love billions of people on the planet, like enjoy some of these characters. What are you doing? I don't know. Don't worry.

I see lips in the nose. Don't pay attention to me. You're not, I wasn't. I think he's drawing, um, Blue Bigger Yeah

I'm going to add Blue Bure bigger I was watching I was watching some bass voice recently And I was looking at What's called

What his name? Jokic Uh huh What did it? Luca Luca Donchich Luca Donchich Yeah

Then they get us to play defense For the life of him It's crazy He's too heavy It's crazy He plays no defense at all He's too heavy He's a big dude

He's like Seven or six seven or six, eight, and he's like, he's like probably, to me, he should probably be like 20 pounds lighter so then he can be a lot faster. He's, he's really, really good in the post. He's really good in the post, but I, people are like, he's the, he's like, oh, he's fucking great in the league right now. And I'm like, he's, he's such a prolific scorer.

He's an amazing score. He can score out of his mind. That's true. That's the thing. Like, he's an insane score, but, like, it, yeah, he's a defensive liability. And, uh, hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of smart talks with a, IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the

future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff. Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

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Not his fault. It's partially it being so good. That error of him. It unlocked that, especially when you think about statistically. Yeah. If you take the same amount of shots of twos versus threes, well, then you're, whoever, whoever made the most threes, right, wins the game automatically. So it's kind of like, as a probability, you can take several more threes than twos and still beat a team.

team that took less threes. So that's why like people are just doing the math. And they're like, oh, I ruined the game. And I'm like, well, look, then they need to bring back certain things like hand-checking. Like hand-checking needs to be back. There's certain things that you need to let people defense play defense, right? Because the rules have been changed enough to where just let almost

pure offense take over because it's more scoring, more points, which brings in the casuals. But it makes basketball way worse. Like, I remember they interviewed Greg Popovich about that. Yeah. And he was like, I fucking hate modern. basketball. He said literally hate. He's like, I hate modern basketball.

He did he was talking about it. He was like, I fucking, he's like, I would not want to play the game if I was able to play it again. Yeah. So we should. I was out the JJ Reddick. I fucking love that guy. Yeah, I like him in small. I like J.J. Reddick. I don't like his commentary all the time, but I like him as

a person. I like him as a person. Yeah, it's yeah, it's, yeah, I like him as a person. I think coach he needs way more work because I think he screwed up a lot in his first. Is he related to Lance? He's related to The dude from Pitch Black Lance

Pish Black I think he was Lance Lance Armstrong I'm thinking of Lance Reddick Oh is it way his name's his name's Lance Yeah the black guy The big black dude That's like

I talk like this and I I have a very The Chronicles of Reddit No you're thinking of Reddit The Chronicles of Reddit Yeah that'd be a fucking terrifying Gotcha Yeah

That'd be hell The shit I've seen on Reddit already And I'm not even that far in this fucking dumb money. I was hoping you'd jump in and try to continue to derail. Yeah. What's going to, Sweeney getting pig roasted by three normal sized beetles. They're so strong.

That's insane. These fucking little beetles just like it's, they got you. They got you. You see, you mentioned that you don't like it. So now that now it's, now it's the only thing.

Now you're a beetle guy. God. Your beetle boy. You're a beetle boy. Somebody draw Kingston in a beetle costume. Yeah, draw Kingston in a beetle costume crying a little bit. Yeah, and his dad, like, looking at him.

Almost like Simba in the, like Simba looking up at Mufaas in the clouds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. I was like, I'm proud of you, Beatles, son. That is my little beetle boy. That is a phenomenal painting that will be hung in my, apartment. Yeah, I'll hang it right above my bathroom.

Anyway, he writes and he says, finally joined Patreon after freeloading since the Zag episode. You've been free loading for six years. Wow. Thank you though. Yeah, so thanks. Thanks for jumping on. Finally, Jesus. You owe us so much more than this. I am kidding, kind of. Only reason joining is asking what Sweeney's aversion to Beatles is. Did someone shove a pack of beetles up his

ass when he was younger? What's the deal? Thanks. I think so. Yeah, I don't know what is a version to be. I don't know what you have an aversion to beetles that's confusing to me. I have no hate against beetles at all. If I put a beetle up here on this table right now, if I, I'll put this, if I reached into my pocket, pulled out a beetle and put it on on the table right now, how would you, would you, would you shock me had a beetle on you a whole time? But I'd be like, oh, that's interesting. Would it bother you? Not that much. It wouldn't bother you that I had a beetle on my, on my person, just like kind of waiting for that. The fact that it being there, be like, why this is a little beetle.

Okay, so the Beatles' presence doesn't bother you so much as its premeditated planting would bother you. Not really bother me, just be all confusing why do you have a beetle. I feel like that would bother me. That's good for you. I feel like, if you, if you, like, I don't know,

if you reached into your underwear and pulled out of beetle, I feel like I'd be bothered by that. Who's one of the big ones? That is a little disturbing. One of the cool big ones? Like a scarab. Oh, scarob. That'd be cool.

Because I think beetles look awesome. I think, like, aesthetically, they look like a little, little mechs. So what's your version to the, to the, to the, I don't like the fucking, I don't like all the fucking beetle sex and the bug, the bug banging. Oh, I guess that's fair. Prude. Okay. It's a bit of a beetle prude.

I guess, yeah. This guy's like fucking one of those Mayflower fucking pussies. Whatever that came over. What are those stupid, the Plymouth Rock freaks? The Pilgrims? Yeah. Yeah, the pilgrims. That's what I was looking for.

The belt hat niggas, you know? I've definitely heard that before Dude having a belt on your head is actually psychotic Like what the fuck is that Yeah that's why it's fucking dude I'll be real The idea of like tightening a belt around your skull It could look cool though

With the right kind of belt buckle It could go hard Somebody somebody Somebody could make You know what I mean Somebody could make that pop off Unfortunately Maybe yeah

I forgot how you say cowboys in Spanish, what they're called, but the Spanish cowboys, the way they have their fucking hats or needy design. Sure. That's fucking cool. Are they caballeros? Is that how do you say? They have the, I think that's right.

They have the New York City taxi medallions on their, uh, that's what he fired on their fucking, you know, why that the medallions? No. Dude, to be, I don't know if it's like this anymore, probably not. But it used to be that to be in, to be an official like New York City taxi taxi cab driver, you'd have to buy an official medallion. He had to buy it? And I think it was like thousands of dollars.

I think it was like 10 grand or something. What? In like 90s money. I'm not even exaggerating. What is this? Let me look it up. Hold on. Let me look at it.

I'm not even, I don't think I don't think I'm lying about this. Can't people don't have that kind of money? What are you talking about? That's what I'm saying. Fucking African, you know, Somali man come over here. Taxi medallion. They're often in Somali.

I can tell about the way they look. Yeah, some Nigerian prince finally used his money to become a taxi driver. I can't. I can. Come to America. Bro, by the mid-2000s, medallions sold between $400,000 and $500,000. I don't know, but that was like resale. As like, yeah, as memorabilia.

Yeah, not like a, you didn't need it. Get the Trump taxi medallions. The medallion system is a government created intentional constraint of the supply of taxi cabs. And because cities have historically increased the number of medallions at a slower rate, blah, blah, blah. I can't remember what the cost. The cost wasn't nearly. that much. But I remember they were expensive. They were like, 10 grand was not an unreasonable cost for the

Medallion for a taxi cab driver to get it. That is crazy. I swear these medallions are not from China. Go to Trump.com and buy the new New York. What are these things? Medallions, whatever they are. What are these things? The camera cutters is a Chinese boy lugging a bunch over to a fucking bag. He's lugging like 3,000 of them. He still has a sewing machine and a fucking anvil attached to him.

His arm is sewed into the bag. The medallions are in, dude. All right, get away, little Chinese boy. Get away, Ming, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing. Ming Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing. He wouldn't. I'm going to call you Bing Bong now. I'm going to call you Bing.

Bing. Bing. Fetched my medallions quickly hastily. The medallion, it's so Lord of the Ring. Like, the idea that you would need. a medallion at all. It just sounds like so super... It just sounds like, do you have... Oh, you're going to pick me up? Do you have the amulet of raw? Yeah, bro. What do you do? So like the taxi confederation? What was the United Taxi

Confederation? Like, what was the foot were? I don't know exactly. So then they made extra money off of fools. If anybody knows more about this, I would love to a ride in because I guess I understand what you're saying because I know a lot of truck drivers have to buy their own fucking trucks. Yeah. Which is, shit like that. Which is fucking.

Which those are fucking expensive. Like unreasonably expensive. Too much money. And the medallions were like equivalent to that I think. But that's just so crazy. I fucking can't stand capitalism, dude. Like we hear shit like this. You're like,

good the fuck, man. The older you get the where you realize that it's just at the core of everything that's wrong. Everyone's just nickel and diming everyone. Yeah, everybody's trying to get ahead. Step on on grandmother's faces. Yeah. Just to get ahead.

It's so sick. It was fine for a period of time, but it like needs to go away now. It was never fine. It was designed to be this. It's designed to be this. It was like, oh, this is fine, I guess, for like our early birchen society. It was the issue. The issue is that it's like a video game meta, right?

Where it's just like you cannot keep it. You cannot leave it unchanged for a lot. Or it's like, I guess more accurately it was like gardening, right? Where it's like you got to trim the fucking weeds every now and again. Competition is good generally But like it always exceeds The point of normal competition

To the point where it's just like It's no longer It's competition for like three years And then it's like 50 years of just Like bullshit But it will It's not real competition It will always be that

The robber barons No I know I'm sorry So like how do you regulate something That is designed to not be regulated That's what I'm saying At a certain point You be like oh this is wrong

And stop it that's it That's like it's like It's like how do you It's like it's like it's like to me when people play a game and they tell you, hey, this game's rigged. I think I can beat it.

You're like, okay, go ahead. Go ahead. The thing is that the concept can work. And you could potentially win big from the concept. If a game's rigged, right? You're at that casino, right? Casinos are inherently rigged. They are, right?

At a certain point. What are you talking about? See, like, I feel like my analysis, what I'm trying to say is capitalism wasn't meant to be fair. Right. So it's like when you say, oh, it needs to, like, we can't go too far.

I'm like, but it was designed to go too far. I think it was meant to exploit people to help the country grow in its first sense. But I think at a certain point, it turned into, I love your optimism. You have to stop. That's enough. I love your optimism.

The issue with it primarily is that it can't function without fucking people over it. Yeah, like other countries need to be kept down in order for this to continue. Like, if everybody was just the United States, like it wouldn't work. Yeah. Like, you wouldn't be able to do it.

And so, like, that's kind of the inherent flaw with it. In the country developed, perfectly fine. But nobody cares about what we have to say about that. That's true. At all. So what should we... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up, with quantum or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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Plain crashed in head? I think it's Bastian in Head. Oh, Bastian. I think it's a Bastian Head Joel version of Plain crashed in head, Richie Vailens. Of Richie Valens. I don't know. Yeah, who's Richie Valens? I assume he had a plane hit him. he died in a plane no so the day the music died oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Richard Valens buddy Holly oh they all died the same time

yeah died in a plane yeah and it didn't even crash it's a crazy part it just died it just happened they kept reaching speeds to where they just orbited they went in space they just went out of orbit plane literally can't do that that's it

this plane did okay yeah yeah well see the thing that what's crazy about it is that like because so because the earth spins in one direction right if you go the opposite direction um you're kind of like you'll hit that atmosphere at the same time exactly and then and then that's what happened with them is like a freak a freak accident where they happened to be flying at the speed that the earth was turning in the opposite direction and they

kind of hit a singularity and then shot out uh into orbit and then uh you know Rifted off into space forever. I was trying to see who the last person was J.P. Richardson, the big bopper. You see Richardson? JP, Jordan Peterson Richardson. Uh-huh. The big bopper.

And then buddy Holly. Yeah, Buddy Holly and then Richie Valens. And then Richie Valenz. Yeah. Jordan Peterson Richardson. I actually am not familiar with his work. I'm not familiar with any of these people, quite frankly. Yeah.

Well, you know, I know Buddy Holly from Weezer. You know, but you don't know anybody? You don't know anybody, Holly? Yeah. Ooh, e-hoo, I was just like Buddy Holly. I know Buddy Holly, come on. That song's so stupid because of like, he does look like, he does look like Buddy Holly.

Well, what makes it stupid then? It's just correct. Well, just singing about it. This big, the fourth wall nature of it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the matter? Are you transfixed by this drawing? Come on and spank me.

I did a little drawing while we were talking about other things. Come on and kiss me. bro come on and kiss me I think he looks pretty chill yeah it looks amazing That's Kingston when he's older I got my ass pipe

That's 35 year old In the next five years things go crazy Your hair All my hair My luscious hair Well to be fair he's not bald He finally just got over He finally got the Hay Hatchie

Yeah he finally got the balls To actually shave it in this way I love that. So that's just fun Kingston basically. Would you, would you, yeah, would you get a Hayhachi?

No. I would absolutely. I have a Hayhachi right now. That's why I have the hat on. That'd be crazy. Imagine? Seeing people that are like bald because I know a guy that plays that plays Digimama mean,

he's bald. And he has a hat. And everything takes his hat off. I look at his head. Do you really know him? Yeah, I know him. Do you like,

would you trust your life with him? No. I don't trust anybody in my life. It sounds like you wouldn't stake, you wouldn't stake your life on it, right? No. So you don't really believe in him, do you? I don't believe in him, no. I know him. I don't believe that you, you, you believe that you know him.

I do. But to know is to trust. Anyway, plane crashed in head, Richie Valens wrote and he says on tone policing. Howdy boys? I'm a big fan of Kyle Kalinsky, Tropo, Trapp house, etc. Dirtbag leftist. How do you guys feel about the people who try to tone police everyone and screxie? preach about shit like fat phobia and ableism, uh, to name a few, they make my blood fucking boil. We're kind of the arbiters of that shit on YouTube. Are we, are, are we? Oh, yeah, you're, you're right.

Somewhat. Like, we're in the community of his, I guess, maybe not directly the arbiters. People that are older than us doing some shit like this kind of. They were like, hey, shut the fuck up about like, yeah, like even like, say, uh, who's that fucking nerd scientist, Thunderfoot? He was like one of those people. Yeah. That he, even though he's like, very progressive, but he was like, yo, shut up. You know, I was like, shut the fuck up. Like, what is this?

Yeah. About like anything. It was like anyone was complaining about little microaggressions and all this shit. And I was like, bro, shut the fuck up. It's frustrating only because there's a lot of important shit to talk about and to look at and to pay attention to. It's the only point. And to be distracted by like, oh, this kid on Xbox Live said the F slur. In a game of Call of Duty, we should fire him from his job as a trucker.

Yeah. Just feels like a little bit fucking ridiculous. Yeah. Whatever. Like, I, you know, I, first of all, I hate the, the terms dirtbag left, but I don't know. It's a chopo trap house thing. I don't mind it, honestly. I think I prefer it to like most of the things that I've heard.

I just don't, I don't like, to me, all it does is, is just, you know, it's this tribalism thing where it's like, what are you? That is true. What kind of liberalism do you like? Yeah. Like, shut the fuck up. I feel like normal people are dirtbag left. You know what I mean? That's like the average position.

It's like the default. Yeah, this is the default. So it's like, what are we putting this dumb label on it as if like, I feel like, you know, um,

I don't know why people feel like this, but they always feel a need to act like they're more noble or of nobility. Well, you know why. That's obvious. What's the, what's the why? How people cope with the terrible things that they do or deal,

or like allow to happen. People cope. I guess. I'm thinking of it even as, even on a level of like say there was a thing like I'm better than you I may be I may be

I may be a part of the system but I'm better than you you know it's like how fucking the white fucking the white burden of people how like they're like oh what I mean I'm sorry but I didn't do that

that was 100 years ago it's like yeah but you're a part of the system that does it and then if you continue to know that you're part of system and not helping change it you're the problem I understand what you mean

in that sense that kind of stuff it's like it's why everybody does that I'm thinking there's something more like just Everyone loves feeling better than other people That helps you feel like you're not shit I know I hear what you're saying

I like say say I want to say from your perspective Like when when you Want to use less profanity for example From my from the where I come from From my perspective like profanity Especially when I learned about like where it came from And how it stemmed it was like well it's just a common language It was just like lesser common full

and it was just their language and it was their slang. So it wasn't bad, but it became bad when, you know, nobility were like, we separate ourselves from them. We don't speak like them. So when you want to lessen your, you know, your profanity, what's your motivation? For me, I want to be able to convey ideas in a clearer way that required me to think more than just saying something that's just like kind of harsh to the ear, you know? Why is it harsh to the ear?

Because of the fact that like some people, like, though it is dumb, some people don't like hearing stuff like that, you know. The other perspective of it is dumb. So what happens is I can just convey myself better. You know, it's like when I use the N-word all the time for jokes, there are other funny things I can do that are not just that. Yeah. So, but you see from how like how it sounds like you want to be closer to nobility. Like you want to, you're like, oh, some people don't like this. So I'm going to be on the. I guess that's true. Also the idea of that I think that like I'm sorry, if I'm around people that are younger, I don't exactly want to convey those kind of words to them because it's not my place to do that. So I can use different things

say it. Like I understand where like I understand right place, right time makes makes perfect sense. I understand the argument of like oh, because you should be able to say for the most part that you're hurting people what you want. You know, like I'm saying fuck or bitch or shit or something like that. That is not destroying my means of speaking. But the problem is that some people don't want to hear that. So if I'm in a place where that shouldn't be said, I try to say that just right place right time. Yeah, no one's saying you go in the middle of like a sermon or something. You're like Jesus hated retards. man fuck the devil

nigga you know the devil is retarded I said that dude I said that Jewish nigga one time I was talking about Jesus Christ and my grandma and she was like dude why would you say that especially your grandma

like that's like even I'm a full grown adult and my mom still doesn't like when I swear around her because that's how she grew up but I again I think a lot of people don't realize why they think

and I like when my teacher brought that to my attention in eighth grade when I was like a dumb kid why do people just make bad words up? That doesn't make any sense. Let's just have a word that you shouldn't say. And he was like, no idiot.

He was like, this is how these type of people talked. And then other people that were like, we won't talk like them. And then that's why like there's still certain accents that we, you know, unfortunately, I completely contribute to a lot of redneck. A redneck could be intelligent, but sounds completely retarded to me. You know what I'm saying? Right. And so the way that they talk, I understand that I'm contributing to the problem a little

bit where I know that they're just, that is just their common tongue and shouldn't say something about every, every person. Would be crazy to hear somebody go like, yeah, well, I'm studying thermodynamics. But that's there. And then they're like, it's there. It's crazy. What? If you're in college, if you hear you like that.

No, no, I know. You're like, what the fuck is going on? Because I've heard so weird. Because I've heard stupid British people before. So that's not really that crazy to me. But it's kind of like, all right. You know, fucking stupid? Are they like, do they sound fancy?

Is that a thing? What do you mean? Bridget would like to have a... Well, what do you mean? It's like... Yeah, it's like posh. The historical kind of context for the British accent

is like, if you want to convey that somebody's like smart or like, you know, upper class, it was like... The standard in the film industry. If you want to sound sophisticated,

you get a posh British person to narrate or whatever the fuck. Yeah. Because, you know, there's like the Tory type of connection. You posh, Tori fuck. And I know at least that much.

And so we all have that in our languages. Well, think about it this way. Think about this accent saying these words, right? if evolution is real, then why are they still monkeys? It sounds incorrect. It's completely incorrect.

It sounds like a mind fuck. Right. It's just like, you expect some country bumpkin to say that shit. Yeah. Yeah, I see that. Because the language is always so weird for me is that the fact that it's like people just say,

people just sound different. And I've always heard people just sounding different my whole life. Sure. It doesn't really matter. Like, your accent doesn't make you sound smarter. Because I know people that are smart that. rarely speak English. So they're trying to convey

intelligent ideas. We did that. We culturally did that. And it's like, if you live in the area, say if you live in, I ran into a guy that didn't know he had a country accent

in Georgia. Same. Yes. And I'm just like, I didn't know it was possible to be that like, unself aware, I guess. Yeah.

Like you know exactly how you sound and like to him. He was like, I don't. And it tripped me the fuck out. And I was learning so much about shit like that. But that's why I started

profanity. and stuff like that and what a lot of people perceive as like oh that's low or that's that like I don't feel that way I don't feel that way because I understand

that's just how some people grew up and it's not they're not doing it to be vulgar on purpose and I feel like that's why I am though that's the problem I am I'm being vulgar on purpose and I can convey myself about that

oh let me not be vocal I want to prove to myself that I could not be vulgar that's true I know what you mean I can all that also be vulgar and you know like British like the

the one they're just using a different language right they're saying fancy stuff but they're being extremely insulting still and so but there's some people that would still say that's better and I'm like I don't think so I think that's you being a cunt you should just stop like do you think when RFK starts his car it goes for room

I think he has a Tesla that absolutely does do you lose his electric car now so it sounds like heaven's approaching when she turns the car I hate that shit. I hate the sound of electric cars. She has an electric car now? Yeah. Did she sell a other car?

Her brother got to a car crash and fuck his car up for the third time. So they just gave him Lily's car. Dude, I, that shit. Did you say for the third time? Third time he's fucked the car up. And then you're just giving him a car. I thought, well, he has to go to school. So?

So he goes to fucking car max or a bus. He gets it with. That's so far. You don't reward. From our house the freaking C-Sons? That's far. C-son. Yeah.

I just, Cal State Northridge. Help me understand this, Chris. Chris, help me understand rewarding somebody Yeah, I know.

For fucking other cars as if that's gonna fix anything. I don't know. Hey, dude. I don't know. Let me say, my swag from that. Let me say this.

But I was like, I understand he has to go to school. So that's where I'm like, he has to get the class. People take fucking buses. He, that's pretty far. He goes to school in Northridge.

So? That's not that far. I think that's pretty far. I think that's pretty far. Dude, how far is Northridge? From Burbank to Northridge. That's not that far.

I think that's pretty far. I have no concept. For a student, I would, I would. It's not that far. It's, it's, it's from a privileged perspective that he thinks that's far. And that's pretty far. It's not, from a privileged perspective, yes. I do think that's far.

I mean, people, people have hit the hustle. Somebody answer me. Bro, how far is it? Where is it? Northridge is. I have no concept. I don't know the geography. It's like 20 minutes away from Burbank on, on the highway.

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indeed sponsored jobs it's not that far at all what two minutes on highway it's pretty far it's not that you crazy no it's not that far i went to community college 40 minutes away from where i live yes because you're normal that you're not of a privileged position where you think 20 minutes is far 30 minutes way from us? It was 40 minutes away from me. Brother. It was like I could get there maybe sometimes at like in like 35 if I if I planned it well. Really?

Dude, Joe works with a woman. She told me it was a woman that lives in downtown LA and travels three hours to get to Montrose. Oh no. Look, I'm not I'm not denying. I'm not denying the fact that there should have been more punishment. No, you don't give you don't give someone a car when they told to a third car.

More of understanding of how it is. Granted this one he didn't like it happened to get. And another car got totaled. This time he thought he was, like, he looked at the, um, he looked his like, oh, this is fine. He looked down to try to fix his, um, the radio, whatever. I need the excuse. And he got, and it ended up in, and car ended up getting total. It wasn't exactly his fault, but it's the, this is not the first car.

It was definitely his fault by him. No, it's not. It wasn't. That's why it's like in court. It was weird. You know how like I've been driving for like fucking 20 years and I've never gone to an action except for, that doesn't mean anything. One time.

Derek, that doesn't mean anything. That doesn't mean anything. You could, you not, you need to be careful, but people can fucking. Let me tell you why it means something. From just from just being out in the real world, when you see accidents that happen, most of the times, it's two people's fault. It's two people not paying attention. I agree with you on that. So it is partially his fault.

I agree most of the time it's not. But you could just not do anything wrong and you could get into car. You're absolutely right. But when you total three fucking cars, I know it's his fault. I think he doesn't pay attention to all he's driving. I know people don't just get told like, look it. I'm telling you from just like most people that exist in the world. Don't total three fucking cars.

And it's, oh, it was my, I just, the unluckiest person in the fucking galaxy. The first car, I think I should have been like, hey, dude, this, like, I understand you didn't do this exactly. First one. You didn't initiate this crash, but this has happened. Everybody gets one. Everybody gets one. Like, I'm like, this is too many times, dude. Like the Spider-Man?

Yeah. That's for me. I'd be like, this too many times, bro. Didn't you, a total your, uh, did you crash your, uh... Yeah, I got a time when I actually went. A minor accident. I didn't tell you. You drove off a cliff.

That's a. And I'm still here. Yeah, sure. What do you mean? You're durable. Chris, driving off a crib is not. I don't think of. You said driving off a crib.

A crib. I hit the fucking whet. That's why he's alive. It was a criff, not a cliff. Oh, yeah. I hit the windshield. My head explodes. Like, it's all blood.

Like, you're walking from the outside. It didn't see splat. No, man. That's come out. I'm good. That stuff does bother me, though, because I remember, like, I really, I was really, I wanted my dad's Volkswagen. He had like this boxy,

I don't remember how old it was. It was like a 90s car though, for sure. And it was like an old boxy Volkswagen that I really liked. It was like a silver and like kind of like a bluish interior. I really liked it. And I was, oh man,

I'm so excited to eventually get this car. The car sucked. But I just, but I wanted it. No, it was given to a cousin of ours because they needed to go to school. And then it,

crashed immediate total like it in fairness it's like a really unsafe car those are before like crumples

so like it's it was a boxy motherfucker dude okay so it was probably early 90s yeah probably

but it was so I love I love the look of those cars I'm not really a car person at all I couldn't tell you like what a V8 is

or like how many cylinder I don't know any of this shit but like you would just see that and see it but I even have to know

I just know I know the I know the vegetable juice but I know I know should I had a V8, I know that. Ayo. Yeah, but I just know when a car looks good and feels good to drive.

I don't know what any of that means. Sure. You know, that was a nice car. As long as you do the regular maintenance, it doesn't really, you don't need to know about cars. Maintenance, what do you mean? Okay. Yeah, but you, this, what makes me?

I didn't do anything. What makes no, no, no, it's just the, you were adjacent to it. It's not even, I'm not even talking about that gentleman anymore, whatever, let them total the fourth one, whatever. You guys are going to let them Your family's going to enable that shit Fine, you know, whatever It's not my problem

He's gonna be dash cam footage of his car cartwheeling And he's just Oh, I was changing the radio again Yeah But no, you sir In the middle of the sea somehow Why don't you have any wheels, sir? I haven't needed to get him honestly

That's the reason why I don't have wheels You say you haven't needed to but use a lot of money Traveling to work Why doesn't I write that shit off? That's still not the same You don't, when you ride it off, it's not you're riding off that money 100%. I'm not getting it back. Like, I think it's like, I just use that as like one of my writeoffs.

I just saying like, what? Why not have a vehicle for you to do, you know, vehicle things? I haven't. I haven't gone because I just simply don't anymore. The expensive of vehicle is annoying. I will, I agree. If you just buy one, when I just buy one street. If you just buy one street.

If you just buy one. Car insurance is really stupid. Yeah. I was like, what? You paid months. Especially now because they, they, they upped it. They upped it. In general, yeah.

They update, they basically, the minimum is higher now. In general? Yeah, because like, say, say, for example, in Vegas, it's way higher because it's Vegas. Like, minimum is, you're going to be paying at least 100-something minimum in Vegas, you know, the cheapest insurance, just straight liability and that's it. And they updated liability in California was cheap as fucking piss. That explains a lot. So now they basically doubled it.

now the minimum's like double. Cars are, I don't know, man. They're a thing, but like... I've just never owned one. That's the problem. And if I need to use one, I just use, let's use Lily's car. I use, like, the dad's car.

I'm like, if I need to use a car. I guess I were, I guess you have access to vehicles. So, like having the access to, I feel like driving at work would be much more than spending, what, how much the, you got to spend a lot of money back and forth on, on taxi. It's not cheap. That's what I mean. Like, especially if she's already doing the insurance thing, it's already there. I would be like,

why the fuck are you not using, you know, like your partner's car or something? I don't know. It's, and now she has a, what kind of electric car she has? I don't know. It's like a Ford. I'm not, I don't know. It's a Ford? Nissan.

I don't know. Nissan. Well, it was the thing I've never seen it. It looks fucking, it looks weird. I looked at it and I saw the, the model or whatever, like the logo. And I was like, I don't recognize that fucking logo. Oh, really? I think it's a Honda.

I think it's a Honda, but now they say Honda on it, opposed to having the H on it anymore. Oh, you might be right. I think modern Honda's the same. They Honda. I never, never really noticed that. Weird.

It's a nice car. It's just that I don't like electric cars by concept, but like, it's nice car. I like that. I like that. My buddy has a, he has a,

he has a hybrid civic. He's had a hybrids since 2017. I like hybrid. I like the concept of hybrids. It's pretty cool. They purposely make hybrids super inefficient because they would never, you would never need anything.

I'm just, they were efficient. I'm be honest. I just, I can't wait for everything to just be Evie. And, I, I'm tired of crude oil,

dude. I'm tired of this, fucking system. That system means to die. I really like gasoline. I hate you. I hate you so much. I like the I like the smell of gasoline. I like the smell of gasoline. I like the smell of gasoline. I think it's worth it. I think it's worth it. All the smell alone. All the fracking and the structure of the plan. Yes. I mean fracking. You've changed my mind. What even is fracking? What even is fracking? Do you remember when he went on Joe Rogan's podcast selling fracking to Joe? What? No. Yeah. This was like probably 2018, 2019 or something. and Joe was like pushing back against like

what the fuck are you? It was like one of those things where Joe was realizing like what the fuck are you doing? It was very clear that the people that Joe Rogen was, sorry, Jordan Peter was working with paid him gobs of money to advocate for anti,

you know, you know, anti-climate. Anti-climate protection, stuff like that. And he started talking about like for how fracking's good. And then Joe Rogen, off the top of his dome actually had some knowledge

about like how dangerous and fuck the fracking is. I was like, oh, wow. I didn't know he knew anything about that. But it was so weird that. It's one of those things that it's like, how do you even deny that? You know? You can be Jordan Peterson. What makes it so crazy?

I'd like the abject like straight up disrespect for the planet. Like that is so insane to me because you live on it. You live like like I like it's like what do you mean? You're polluting areas. Yeah, we got pulled out. Like you're destroying the plant. Like what do you mean? We got pulled out of all the stuff like you know, the Paris Accords.

We got pulled out of the thing where everybody's getting together. to make sure the pandemic doesn't happen the way that it did again. And we're not in it. And it's just like, the world is just one big asmen gold where we're just like, we're just like, whatever. I'll just smear my gumblood all over the fucking wall.

I think the problem is, totally. America is in such an insane current place. Well, it's not just America. China is very bad about it actually. China, but that's. And they're going to be like the new superpower.

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Trying not hard, but they're actually making strides in the right direction. and blaze that we're not at all. That's true, but their pollution is fucking crazy. There is because there is an infinity billion more people. Yeah, yeah. So, like, you need to keep that into account.

And the commerce is off the charts because they make everything. Yeah. So just by if we had as much people and commerce in here, I mean, it would be us. No, no, I agree. I think, but it's hilarious because, like, sometimes you'll see footage of people in China, like, hitting their head on solid air. Yeah. Because the air is so thick with pollution.

My friend. In certain areas I've seen like India's way worse because India is not nearly as profitable as China. Yeah. And you'll see some places in India. They're like, oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm cancer. You're like, oh, cool, man. You know what's crazy? I keep seeing these videos keep popping up on my timeline every now and again of just like the...

I saw one on Twitter recently where it was just like, yo, third world countries have like crazy diseases that you just like. you're not aware of. There was this guy who had like Laffy Taffy limbs basically where his limbs were like flat and long and he was just

like doing a weird dance Take that Laffy Tappy Was he saying that? No it was A fucking franchise movie I don't remember what the song was I think I just couldn't even really understand what was happening

Holy shit that's insane But like it looked like He had like thin long Laffy Taffy You look like writer from fucking Yeah Exactly from the definitive edition of the GTA San Andreas And I'm just like, yo, what is going on?

That's so creepy, dude. Yeah. What are you talking about? I gotta see that. You see that, you know that the two-headed lady or the two-headed girl? Oh, yeah, from way back in the day. Yeah, she's doing sketches with fucking Brandon Rogers now. And they're fucking hilarious.

I couldn't sit next to that. She's still around? Well, I don't know if it's the same person, but like. Maybe. You think one of them is often, the other one is like taking all the power? You know what the thing that, you know what the thing that?

I don't know if you guys can relate to this. But like, whenever I see a person like that where it's like, you know, two heads or whatever, I'm like, I think about like the wishbone

aspect of it. Oh, no. Where I'm just like, that always scares me. Like, how close are they to wishbone? You know, like it scares the shit out of me.

Like, like, Kratos. Dun, da, da, da, da, da, oh. Please,

you're two people now. That's crazy. Destroy my twin thing. and my life Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here. There's a couple people who asked about crazy incidents at our schools, by the way.

There's another question by Radiohead Radiohead everything in its right place to, I can't read the rest of it because it cuts off, but you also asked about like craziest incidents and having it's a school. It's a little funny.

A teacher stabbing other teacher in my school. What? Damn. Remember that? I didn't go to your school, my dad. You remember hearing about that?

It was all over a fucking Dutch scouting. Not to me. Yeah, teacher stabbed another teacher. Oh, guy died. running a half mile. He just collapsed and died. Half miles a long time, man. Half miles a long time.

Not exactly. My little fat ass was easy to run that shit. High school, that's not a big deal. I can't run that long, man. That's four minutes. That is so true. Four minutes of running, dude? Running like, not walking.

I can't do that because I'm very out of shape now. When I was in decent shape, I could do that fine. You can't run for four minutes? Not a half mile. Me neither. What about a light jog? A very light jog is even harder.

Yeah. Yeah. It's very true. Jogging feels gross. It's very true. I'm supposed to like pace to run like light running because jogging's technically different. I only sprint. Everyone means the same thing when they're talking about.

It's like oh, you're just going to go for like a light run. Yeah. I only sprint. It's a different thing. I only sprint everywhere. If I have to go from one one place to another, I sprint always. I feel like you're going to like. Kill yourself wild.

What do you mean? Because like everything's going to be, you know, all the, all the sugar that you got from your iced tea and stuff, it's coagulating in your, in your veins and stuff. That's why I got to sprint so much because it's like, it's like a pressure wash.

And it's going to be too sudden, though. It's going to be a shock to your system one time. That's fine. Okay. Okay. Fair enough, man. That's fine. But I sprint everywhere.

If I have to go from here to my PC, I sprint. If I have to, you don't even reach max speed. You can do it. just crash into your fucking desk. Run into your chair every time. What is pain? What even is broken back?

What even does it feel like to break your bone? Imagine me and the doctor that induced him into the coma and stuff. Oh my God. Dude, the questionnaire and all the stuff that he had to do, they probably try to kill him actually. I said him with a frying pan eventually. This motherfucker had like a shit. shit ton of potassium and he was going to slip it

at him. McHale's like, no stop. I've still loved it. Jordan Peterson, you have a thalidomide poisoning. Who are you to even what is poison? It's supposed to say that the coffee that I drink and the burgers that I ingest are not

also poison as well. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Mr. Peterson, please shut the fuck off. Where is he going to the doctor? It was definitely in some Indian doctor in Russia Yeah, yeah And we had a Malta or something Like the beverage?

Yeah, malt of beverage We're gonna leave on this one It's not really a question But do dad dangler wrote He says how do you all a long time First time All right And currently watching the episode of Jalen

And heard Chris mention People not being able to read Does it surprise any of you The 54% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. 22% of the U.S. adult population reads at or below a sixth grade level. Books such as Percy Jackson or holes.

Terrifying. That's really bad. Yeah. It's quite bad, yeah. I actually, is it sad to say that the 50% is a little bit... Genres. Yeah, I'll be honest. Well, it's 54% to be fair.

Well, this is the thing. This is the thing. Okay, let me explain this to you. This is what they mean, right? Yeah. So what happens is that people... people can probably read things, they can't decipher what they're reading. That's what we're talking about.

That's what it is. Because people say illiterate and it was like the idea they can't just like they genuinely can't read. If 54% of adults are straight up illiterate where they just don't know what's be. That'd be terrified. That's scary. I mean, that's still like, look, it's still bad to know what those, what that is and still not be able to make coherence out of them. But like to not even know like King's done.

The problem is that a lot of people Like everybody's Mr. Kakashka. Kind. Dad episode was fucking mean. There's a 50% of Americans are Mr. Kakashka, which is insane. That episode felt really mean, but also fuck. Do you want to pet the kitty? You want to bet the kiddie?

That's right. I can read Arnold. I can read. He's such a cunt. He's so unlikable. You keep the money. Remember that? And she was like jizzed.

She was like coming over it. Yeah. Because he was like such a selfish prick. No, you keep their money. You keep the money. Oh, Oscar, you keep the money in the cheese. I'm going to squirt, Oscar, say it again. Is that Ernie?

You keep them, yeah. I thought Erdy has the hog. I thought he's his nose is the hog. You remember his nose? I feel like he had a baseball bat of the penis. You think his dick was bigger than his nose? I think his dick was so big. It was hilarious.

I think his dick went down his pant leg up into the bottom of his other pant leg up and around and looped three times. You know what? He didn't see this weird line at his feet. Do you remember that? You put him to an MRI. He looks like he's a fucking torso on an onion ring. That's crazy. I feel like Ernie.

I feel like he had the fucking rifle on him. He must do. Like he's like that big, that tall bitch. That tall bitch saw him and she was like, I have to sleep with this man. It's wide too. It's like this. It's like a, it's like a cede. See this mallet, bitch?

See this mallet? Boing. It's half the size of my shit. And then he fucking just. You see this mallet? It is my penis. That was my original concept Like a mace

That's crazy He's just Pinocchio If you're fucking crazy He's like a puffy He's a puppet If you can remove your cock That's awesome Effectively a fucking megazole

Hey Arnold I'm a gondom Hey Arnold I'm a big old rail gun Come here Arnold I'm not a pedophile I swear Hey all right I want to see my penis Nothing weird though

It's just it's just impressive Like it's a really cool thing Hey Arnold I'm a Gundam Help me figure out My vague Social problem Do you want to pilot me

That's insane man The idea of somebody Wawrney Someone was a fucking Ernie is a gunned Of is great A rifle cock is a fucking Let's get a

Let's go on to I don't know if I can't do the grandpas He has the He's a voice that Grandpa Yeah The grandpa, he's a voice. There's a weird, almost reverberation to it.

It's kind of crazy. Back in my name, we used to kill gendums on this. We used to string gondoms up on tree. That's crazy. Arnold's dad has killed full-on gondon. He's felled gondon. Arnold's grandpa. That's sick is.

His dad died in the jungle somewhere. Yeah. Mr. Winn pops up. He's like, Arnold. Arnold. I come from a family of Gundams. Arnold, they kill my family, Arnold. All the gondoms converge in this one fucking.

Mr. Wynn is like the heart of the Gundom. I missed the wing zero. I loved his accent. It was so good. Arnold, I missed the Wyn. I am. What was he? He's Korean, yeah.

Or Vietnamese? I thought he's Vietnamese. When is, when is, when he's, Vietnam War? When he meets his daughter, episode made me cry. Mr. Mr. Heung. And he had the country songs. I was singing that the other day, actually.

Really? Yeah. Got spicy chicken wings and French fried onion rings. I was singing that part for whatever reason. Yeah. But I know the entire song. Good old Mr. Wendman, man. You can offer me and die and plated bur.

I know. Where's uncle? I don't suck all of my penis in the world. That man, Mr. Krakash? He's crazy. He's crazy. Some bitch nigger. Kill him.

Nothing good about him. Kill him. Nothing. Kill him with Gundam firearm. I don't know. Nothing beneficial

by him being alive. This is racist guys. No, not yet. I don't know. I really think it's like it's an impersonation of a character

of a person. You know what I mean? Like I don't know. We're not just saying Vietnamese is a Vietnamese Yeah. No, that's not how I would,

I wouldn't impersonate a Vietnamese person like that. Right. I don't know. Yeah. Well, I would just be like, you know, I don't know what I was actually.

Mark Wahlberg is here. Help me Arnold, hide me Help me Arnold has to protect Mr. Wood from Mark Wahlberg As a entire evidence

And Marlbord's a berserker Effectively Where's Mr. Heun? I gotta finish the fucking job Yeah Nigger Yeah

Like said that a bunch Move it, move Hey, hey buddy Where's Mr. Wynn? Where's Mr. Foking win? Where's Mr. Wynn buddy?

Stupid nigger That's crazy He's talking He looks at Gerald for some reason The Gerald's like in the room and he turns to him and then goes back to what he's doing. He grabs it by his hair and slams up. He's attacking poor Gerald. You like both your eyes.

I get rid of one up for you. You fucking lucky. You're not Vietnamese, dog. And then you just fucking. Yeah. And then he starts sniffing for Mr. Win. Like a fucking hog for trouble.

He's on the floor. He's on the floor. That's crazy. Like. So crazy. He's like the vacuum from the teller time. He's like, That's crazy, dude.

He's here. I know he's fucking here. Where's he at? Wynne is terrified. He's in the closet. He's shaking. He's shaking to the point that there's steam coming over him. I'm so scared.

I'm so scared. I'm so scared, Arnold. Help me. He's saying that in the closet. He's trying to be high-hidden. And Arnold's like, please shut. Please shut up, Mr. Wynn. That's Mark Wahlberg

He will kill you He'll kill you He can't stop him I don't know he feels about me But he'll kill you He's whispering But when you whisper in Vietnamese It's loud

It's way loud He can hear that Ten times louder It's like a dog It's like a whistle It's like a dog whistle It's like a dog whistling It's like he hears like

Is that Vietnamese Is that VAT He's a He's like Wolverine It's like Wolverine It's like a He starts foaming at the mouth

He's tearing through that place And Gerald's still on the floor Coughing up his teeth He finds Mr. Winnie He takes the deed to Ted Out of his pocket Shubs it down his throat The tit dead

The deed to Ted He drags him to a fucking He drags him to a fucking highway He's like start driving Cut me off so I can kill you That's crazy Cut me off so I can kill you. Start driving. Start driving and cut me.

That's smart. It's like self-defense. Anyway, yeah, Mr. Wendt versus Mark Wahlberg coming soon. That's a good one. It's a Nickelodeon. Damn, I don't know if I should put Jordan Peterson the title or Mark Wover versus Mr. Wynn. That's a good question. Marlbauer like, motorist to win aggressively. Or like Mortal Kombat screen.

Where they're like fucking versus and shit. I like Mr. I like Mr. I like being terrified. Get out of here, buddy. If I can find a picture of him being terrified. Mark Wahlberg, like Arnold. Arnold's like He stands in front of him He's like I'll never let you get Mr. Wynn

Then my war was like Get out of here buddy He does And his head is regular His head is a regular His head's football but like up His head is like up His

His parents is Oh my god Reverse Arnold is sick His head is like a deodorant It's fucking verticernal. I don't know how it's going to work. Where's the hair going to go? Exactly what you think is going to go.

I don't know. Is it like, is it still there or is it on the side now? Not there. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I, came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can

run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for.

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Hey, Barnold. He Barnold. Hey, it's me He gets hit so hard That's what his head looks like Morty, it's me It's me, hey Arnold It's Rican it

It's Verdecurnal What the fuck That's what the stupid Virmincournal I didn't get it the first time I was like what the fuck is he talking about Veritcernal He was Horaz Arnold

Horace Arnold Horace Arnold He's Veriturnal Is fucking so stupid Oh wait No people So it looks like he's His eyes are rolled back in the...

Butabada, but I'm a... Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha. Hey, Virta Cardinals! You can't speak to more? He just drools real heavy. He blows a bubble. August he tried to save a Vietnamese person to life. From Mark Wahlberg.

And Mr. Wyn's fine. That's crazy. He kind of fell asleep at the wheel, Arnold. He died on his own. I asked him for autograph. And he'd become real nice He's a cool guy He had no problem

He really I really love that show How do you draw a mouth that's conveying death Yeah I don't know This is a line It was like maybe half a rhombus But um Now I love that show man

Harald is a goaded Goaded cartoon Great shit Uh Really good Anyway Hey Arnold Let's read the names now

Before we keep Go ahead on a rabbit hole with this Carry down Three Oh we're gonna read the names of our patrons Patreon $25.000 Out of patrons now Patreon.com slash the Star Tanko over there If you did this episode was a mess

But uh Count me down Three two one We're gonna read the $25 dollar enough Yeah okay start reading Alright Rate member of 3,000 Delta Gamma

Swee's dad What was that? What do you mean? What was the name? The first one? I already read it. Okay. You can't get two.

That's the $45 tier. Oh, hey, you guys heard it. If you, if you do the $45 tier, we read your name twice in a row. I'll put that on the picture on tonight. I'm going to do that. Do not do that. I'll do it tonight. Do not do that.

Absolutely doing it. Do not do that. I will fire me. Delta Gamma, Sweeney's dad, yanking it with the Yonkers. Youinker immediately backfired because I read these again. Race swapped logic is just. just logic, squimp his bugs, Clam U-all-E-Squire the third,

usurrer, guildmaster, Malibu, or Mali Malibu. Flashlight. Arnold! Stop. Flashlight is the Costco hot dog of the sex toy world by refusing to increase the price.

Oh, interesting. Yeah, nice. They've been holding steady with that, whatever the price is that I certainly don't know by heart. Colin Moriardi. How much is a flashlight? I'm going to go on the,

official website. It's got to be at fleshlight.com, right? The one I bought was only I mean, I don't know. Or maybe move it. Look, I'm going to say because I remember,

I could be wrong, but I feel like I remember back in the day of them being like $60. Like when it first like dropped onto the scene. Flashlights used to be so affordable under my 10 year ice.

They were borderline free. Borderline free. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fleshlight.com. Yeah, that's right. Shop here.

So there's stamina products, there's turbo to his boosters, launches, classic. Just give me a classic, give me classic. Classic. What? It's $75. $75 is a lot, I feel. That's a, that's a, I think it couldn't have been. I feel like I paid 50 for mine.

50? No, I don't know. I was sent one. Quick shot. I don't know what the value is. That sounds interesting. Oh, I think I raffled one of these off. Actually.

Oh, these are one of the gumers. I think I literally raffle Because like I message fleshlight For for for a sponsorship Yay You can't even tell us as a sex toy This looks like something else

That looks like something from the early 2000s But I don't know what One of those weird like visual style Yeah like that's like You said 75 I got 60 It's like it's a Frutiger arrow fleshlight I can't even

I don't even know how to fucking Yeah your grandma won't be able to tell That you're fucking that thing What the f that is actually crazy looking. Look at that. How much it cost? It didn't, was it like, I don't know.

Look at the inside. That's a frugger arrow fucking, that's not even real. Oh my God. What the fuck happened? Absolutely. It's taken a minute. This is $70. It's supposed to price of the other ones.

Dang. We should, uh, what's a, I, well, there's a flight and go one too. God damn. Somebody, somebody buy me a flashlight. We shouldn't be doing this, by the way. We're just advertising for them for free. I like how If you the orifice

It says The choice is Lady Or butt Not even a vagina Lady or But That looks like a disappointed mouth

This looks so disheartening Look I looked I put a mustache When I put a mustache Did you see the Steve Harvey one somebody has a Steve Harvey one Like the fact that anyone would buy that

Creeps me the fuck out dude It's like those little torsos You ever see those little fuck toy torsos Yeah, I got one under the table right now I would actually buy one of those I don't know there's the standard size They're small I want to you want to

That's what I'm saying Like the one that we saw in that gif Yeah dude but I'm saying like You pretend you're small also Wow, I'm so small And it's so big I'm so big I'm doing

I just don't I don't like That you can even buy them That small Me too yeah I want to get one of the bigger ones I'm like one of the Stop

It's one of the Can you imagine if What is any of the Can you imagine if I had One like under the table But it was like The back of it Was like

On the bottom That's crazy And I And you were just Fucking And you just like Moving back and for it Doing the podcast

Yeah everybody, welcome to the Star Trek podcast. Two hours just You're a fucking psycho. My legs are crazy strong. I'm Chris Reagan. He's not even on a chair. He's just fucking squatting down doing that. This is I'm busting.

One frame. One frame, but he's a shooter too. Oh, yeah, it's fucking gobs, but if you fucking busts up. That's crazy. That's crazy. Like, ew.

Like, who would fuck you after that? I know. I'm about the bus. You're going to have to ask at least 13 people. I'm about the, I, I, I love the idea.

The little lips back. I like it. But you were completely normal before that, though. You were, you were fucking good. You were talking. You were fucking. Yeah.

Yeah. The guy needs. And then swarm away. Like squirm away. Exactly. Here pouring coming from with a guy like that. What the fuck is? Ew!

I love that. We should, uh, what if you rip? What if you took? What if that really did happen? And then I was, and I left, and you took the thing off the bottom of the desk.

And it was, it was that exact torso pussy hybrid. But then, um, it's a printed out photo, photo of Mr. Wynn. Like on its back.

Like on its back was still wishing. That saves it. No, on its stomach like a telotovie. See, that saves it for me I think those torches are funny If I'm gonna buy one If I'm gonna buy one I'm gonna get a put Jordan Peterson's head on it

That's crazy Dude I can't even imagine how You should help him 3D print his head Imagine how upset he'd be Because like I know him Like you know what I mean

Oh yeah Yeah it's so much worse Dude There's a video of him Shouting me out one time He was like shout out to Derek Blackman Derek Brack

I can't even remember what it was He really is Black I wouldn't kill him sitting around a man. He says he's not a man. He's three-fifths, but he is, he is black and, yeah. He's black. He is black. Mm-hmm.

Dude, I'm gonna make a, I'm gonna make a sex toy and put his face on it for sure. What a great recommendation, Jordan Peterson. I will go subscribe to some black guy now. What a great channel, yeah. I'd be so mad if he knew, if he knew me, I'd be so mad. Yeah.

I don't, yeah. Yeah. Colin Moriarty I'd be so mad I never want that dude ever know any shout out to black man I don't know how

he does know you he's gonna thank you in his next yeah when his third term yeah I want to personally think I want to thank Benjamin Nanyahu and Tom Sweeney from the Snartank podcast Thank you well

he inspired me to do so much of what I'm doing right now the Department of Education is burning with the blood of Kingston on its hands I can't wait to show you what other things I am doing in this man's name. I'd be so furious. Someone got evolved.

I dedicate the execution of all the PBS staff to Kingston James. Me, someone that love PBS. We're going to kill Big Bird and we're going to bring out Big Bird. Bring out Big Brother and Snuffy right now and let's murder them. We're going to crucify everybody who worked at PBS and before we

slit their throat on the cross we're going to say, say Kingston. And then when they do, we'll gut them like a dog. We got dogs, right? We got dogs, right? We've already gang-grated Elmo.

Three dogs left because Kingston recommended we crucify all of them. Kingston recommended we crucify every dog on the face of the earth. And it's really crazy because their legs don't really bend that way. So we had to snap a lot of dogs. No, no, he snapped them. They were howling like retards, I would say.

I don't like to say that. Some people are saying they're howling like retards. Who am I to? Argue, I guess. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gembetta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2020. will build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs.

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slash podcast terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. I like Kingston. Kingston, ask me a question. I never, why are you doing this? Ask me a question, Kingston. Why are you doing this? I never. I Ask me a simple question. What day is it? Yeah. It's Tuesday. It's not as Monday.

It's pretty close. That is pretty close, Mr. President. You're so close. Whoa. He just guessed that. And he was so close. Colin Moriarty gave Beetlejuice were like the first five name.

Gay Beetlejuice. Gay Beetlejuice. gay beetle juice. Oh shit. He's going to appear now. Oh, shit. I'm gay. Oh my God. I would wear that as merch. I'm just, I hate it. I'm literally homosexual.

crazy. I'm dead and gay. I got a tone to call that. You have a fucking meltdown if I make that joke to her. I'm a total girl. I guess she loves beetle juice. You have a fucking full-on

turbo meltdown. I have rent on VHS. I have rent on VHS. Oh my God. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Very good. Oh, God.

You're not even half a lot. We know with the first page. I know, dude. Gay Beetlejuice is great. I love that gag so much. That's got legs on it. You know? Ooh, I can do payments on the flashlight.

Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. I want to get one of the torso ones, though. Oh, shit. They're on sale. Oh, stop, stop. Stop advertising for them.

Bro, it's 55 bucks. I guess we'll just, we'll send them an invoice. I know, right? We promoted yourself along on the show. We'll send them an invoice for $5,000. which by the way actually is a low end thing. So 5G is good I think it's more than fair

reasonable. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. Now, no, I don't try to insert my religion into every conversation. What are you talking about? Hot. Great. I'm going to kill the president with a more. Ah, Kingston, my son. Can you give me just one more Blumpkin? Just one more

my son, I begs. It is a film cowboys, by the way. I totally like when somebody brought that up in credits. I looked up a bunch of old film cow stuff and it's like it's totally. What was it? It's totally film cow. Like, uh, the, hold on, Charlie the unicorn and those guys. Okay. There's one specifically that I found that I actually do want to share because it's, it's really close. It's fucking crazy. I'm close. I'm close. It's crazy. I'm crazy. I'm so close on. Oh, where the fuck is it?

I'm so close to coming a lot. It's the fucking magic trick one. I'm going for three hours. That's low numbers. That's low? That's low numbers, yeah. Where's the, I guess that is pretty low when you consider an entire day.

Three hours ain't shit. Dorking it for a whole day is a fucking crazy experience. If I had the refractory period, I can handle it, I would. If you would, because when you come, you would just hurt yourself. Yeah, after like, no. Two is maximum for me now, dude. I can't, I can't fucking. I just don't try to.

I don't try to go beyond that point anymore. I'm like, all, cool. No more, no more after two. I've had a couple of, like,

you know, stupid nights where it was like, whatever. We're just going to see, like, if I can tap into my teenage energy, you know,

teenage, like, spirit. Okay. Thanks, Doc. See you next year, I guess.

Yep, let me know if, if, uh, it's so, it's, there's like a point where he's,

like, screaming. What the heck is, no, what's happening? It's so fucking close. I'm sorry, oh no, geez. Yeah, it's kind of there.

I got it. It's nuts. Anyway, oh, Kingston, my son. Mace of Mologue gay. Oh, very cool. Two rats in a trench coat. Two rats in a trench coat. What about two trench coats and a rat?

It's a full fucking rat. That's so fucking dead. It's just gargling at a certain point. oblivious little beetle who stumbled on the ghost train now demons are jamming molten pitchforks down his little beetle dick his big little beetle dick I'm sorry

damn okay he's got a big little beetle dick yeah his dick is big for a beetle yeah he's got a big little beetle dick he's fucking large dick for a beetle yeah on the scale for on the beetle scale on the beetle scale quite uh quite crazy like bigly

bigly bigly bigly I forgot he said that Bigley We're going to win Bigley We're going to win so bigly It's crazy We're going to kill Mr. Wynn With the help of Mark Wahlberg

We've Unleased Mark Wahlberg Into the boarding house And He's gonna die in there We're gonna kill Mr. Wynn He's gonna hit him with Hammers

Just like Mark Wahlberg does It's his modus operandi? He does no way he knows that word. Oh, no, absolutely not. Claire Obscure Expedition Babies. What is that? Is that like Rugrats? Like a, that's crazy.

What? The idea of that game, but like they do like, you know how like they did the, no, Rugrats did like all grow it up. Oh yeah. But like the, how they have like Muppet babies. Yeah.

And like Tiny Tunes or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Claire obscure babies. It's fucking crazy It's so much more depressing It's just Expedition 3 I guess I guess All right

Yeah It's so stupid This is a bunch of babies Like being killed By an old fucking Andy circus Yeah Good Now let's go to the circus

Let's go to the circus Let's go to the Andy circus Let's go to the Andy circus The painter's baby Let's go to the Andy search And it's just a green screen It's just And people in motion capture suits

Just doing dumb circus Just walking around like a fucking ape Wow this Andy circus Really fucking sucks We just put motion capture suits That pretend to be small men Yeah I didn't I didn't do this

This cost $700 I didn't fucking paint this I could have saw Glenn Gary Glenn Ross PM candidate for the ultra thieves I will move to L.A. to hunt Kingston to give him the cul-de-sac. I'm not fucking around. Let's go.

Blow me away. What is this? Blow me, I'm gay. Well, it says, Blow me away, parentheses, but then it's come in my hand, I'm slapping you, which I don't think.

I don't know what that is. I can't think of anything. But don't do that to me. You okay? Come in my hand. That shit is so fucking disgusting. The idea of somebody a handful of come plapping your face. I am gay.

Is that? What is that? Breaking Benjamin. Oh. I'm going homo. No, no. I'm plays where I'm homo. I'm going homo.

Plays where I'm homo. Where dick has always been inside of me. Not bad. It's pretty good. I mean, it's terribly too. And his penises and weas is a getting long. His penis and his wieness are getting along?

I'm a homo. Is he his wienish? He's getting a bad. I hate that fucking word, by the way. It's so dumb. His penis and his we're going long. We can stop this. Park in my throat.

Please stop. Please stop. I love you. Kings and Bill. Mr. Witton, get him. He's been the last of us. Oh no. That reminds me of September 11th.

2007. Yeah, 2007 when that same thing happened to me when I dropped my water bottle. Oh, no. Oh, geez. Oh, tower, no. The Duff must go back. Berserker Beetle's big bouncy backside.

The Sloker 2, why so derpy? Kingston eating gum gum, fruit and gaining the ability to warp reality with the nonsense he spews. The hard hour belongs to the English because we invented racism. Do you know the planes were a lie? 9-11. I don't care. That's why they made that movie planes.

I don't care. Keep going on. Plains were a lie. I don't talk about this. Let's keep going on. Keep reading names, please. The perpetrators were actually stomping on the top of the building. Oh. Until he collapsed from the bottom.

That's so fucking crazy. P.P. Jordenson versus Ben Shapinas. Bitch, penis. It's so stupid. It is dumb. I like it. Oh, I'm King Sid. I'm always my husband.

Boom, boom. India and Pakistan are fighting again. Call that stench warfare. Goju and Picholome versus Hasiditz. That's fucking, that's a stretch. I can't even imagine

how much of a stretch that is. You're fucking elastic the way you're stretching for this. all gooners fire at will glaze their randy rears colin moriarty domo nation there's canonically hann Rx assari porn games that's true yeah there are there are in the universe because they talk about him at some of the bars right uh derrick not chauvin is innocent hashtag free him please read some names in rfk trump and kingpin voices those are all so demanding rfk particularly is impossible like Jim

There you go King of Appazarin Oh fuck Did you see the one Oh fuck Did you see the video of him Doing the

There was oh not him doing it But somebody doing It was somebody doing an impression Of like what it's like to date It's a comedian Matt Lopez He's like a fat guy He's really funny

But he was like He was like Dating being the boyfriend of like Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect

problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum?

By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs.

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At Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed. D's sponsored jobs. Somebody in RFK's family and they all talk like that.

He's like, I wanted you have for dinner. It's like, I, I had that. And then that's, and then it just, yeah, all of them. And then he turns to the dog and the dog goes, bark, bark. Fucking killed me. That guy's hysterical. He does reels. I'm sure you've seen, I'm sure you've probably seen him.

Bark. Bark, bark. Bark. The dog, too. that guy that was on Joe Rogan's Oh, making fun of it, Joe, don't do that. Don't do that. That's not funny.

That's not funny. It's like, are you kidding? It's one of the funniest things ever. A brain is, a brain is rotting in this guy's worm and he sounds like fucking, like a skeletor smoked. He's such a bitch, dude. He's such a bitch. Yeah, that's why I had to move to Austin.

Fucking. That's so funny. It's not funny. We're in Austin now. It's not funny. We're in Austin now. now. Maybe that flies everywhere else on the planet, but not here where we suck.

Austin's so cool. We can't stop talking about how good it is. That's how you know a place is good. Oh, it's really good. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, fucking great. Oh, man. Cleese reads some, yeah, I'm not doing that. It's a lot. Round-eyed Asian, plagiarizing small artists on complete accident,

Pinky Promise. It happens. Gay Doctor House. Was that a marathon dig? Probably. Yeah. That shit was ridiculous. Yeah, I just found out about that.

Yeah. Gay Doctor House. I'm still laughing about the fucking half-k dog. Oh, that's... Park, bark, wharf. Pur. Meow. Meow.

Meow. Miao. Squawk. Miao. Squawk. Get out of your crow. That's crazy. The parrot also sounds like that, but like he can impersonate other people

perfectly fine. Like, when he's normal. he's like squawk but if you say something I'll be like my name is Kingston because it's a parrot and word

and word and word I'm hungry squawk dude you have to I have to hear that actually I think about it put a parrot next to RFK

I need to hear what a parrot can determine I think it would die I don't think it would try I genuinely like I'm actually so fascinated about it

I don't even mean this in like a genuinely even fans of RFK need to get this to him like if you're a fan of RFK please get a parrot around him any means necessary like I need to hear what a parrot's impression of RFK sounds like this life isn't real

just thinking of like his position of power I'm like this isn't real it's fucking ridiculous gay doctor house sized beetle spreading Kingston's ass wider than goat seed to prepare him for a non-heterosexual prostate inspection Jar Jar Binks as a slave owner Be like Misa Massa

Yeah That's pretty good Yeah You cooked her that one sir Good job Jardar is the key to all this Slavery is the key to all If we could just figure out how to justify slavery

Through Jarjar I think we can have a great A great foundation for a future series Badass Jar Jar Jar Jar and the slaves Jar Jar Jar and the Slaves Slave Wars slave wars

I'm working on a new show called Jar Jar and the slaves I think it's going to be real fucking cool you know how they do the title the opening yeah and it just says jar jar

own slaves and that's it ha ha ha ha ba ba ba ba bab bab bab ba

I love that. I love that. I do, be-d-da-de-de-do-de-do chad our own slaves. I like that. You can actually make it easily. Yeah, yeah. You can easily go home and make that. Somebody do that, but instead of the music, use what we just did.

Oh, yeah. As the cover song. Yeah, do the cover song so it can be easily licensed by us. No problem. No charge. You won't get copyright claimed or nothing. And then just that's it. Jarger owned slaves.

That's it. And it needs to trail long. You know what I mean? So like it's on screen for a really long time. You're waiting for it. That's great. That's beautiful. Absolute cinema.

Absolute. Absolute. Absolute cinema. Gump. All right. Sir Derek, the blowjob queen of white run. Gumpin it

Gumpin it I'm gumping it Oh Jenny I'm gumping it For as Gump boys Wouldn't she be gumping it They're both gumping it to a degree So if if a slow person is getting laid They're also gumpin it as well

I thought you have to be smashing They're being gumped They're being gumped I'm getting gumped It's a bit of a gump Feta if you will You're gumping me Jenae You're gumped me Jenny I'm gumped me Jannie I'm

Gumped me Jette I'm gumped you as well. Is it double gumping with Lieutenant Dan? Like if you do Lieutenant Dan, is it double gumped? They call it dub gump. Because he's like, you know, he's missing legs. So is that like, does that count? No, I think he's like, he's just crippled.

Right. Is that, but so the handicapped, what's about to, you has to be mental for you to be dumped. Yes. Yes. It needs to be a brain situation. Gotcha. Okay.

So if you push Lieutenant Dan down and up escalator and didn't rescue him for two days. that's so stupid so he's just the loop forever yeah it's going up and it adjusts the speed too so like it'll

it's never going the same speed but it's going fast enough to keep him looping forever that's fucking there's someone on like a you know like a fucking machine making sure make sure

it stays the appropriate speed yeah if he falls too fast it'll that's perfect you're now dumb like me too lieutenant dan he's he's beyond he can't even move actually he's just dead he's a fucking vegetable and then

gump fucks him he's such a vegetable he's like you could feed him to kids and they would benefit from it it's the only way we could double gum anyway odysius leaking I digged up baba's corpse and I gave him a blumpkin.

Sharamp. Saramp. Shrip. Wow. Oh, my. Dude, a modern, a modern Forrest Gump. Forrest Trump.

I'm going to go pee. Go pee. Go pee. Go ahead. That kind of. I can't do this. That totally. Trump.

That totally, like, it defeated. Life is like a box of rapists. You never know how bad. You know it'll be bad, but you never know how. bad it might be. I think flying like a bag of rapist.

You don't know how many people in a bag. Life is like a bag of criminal offenses. A bunch of illegal browns. You never know when you're going to round them up and send them to their deaths.

Life is like a wrong country. Life is like a gaggle of Mexicans. You never know which one is going to stab you viciously on the subway. And kill you. That's true four more years.

Yeah. Oh my God. Jenny. What she doesn't know is I pretended to be retarded and blind so that she would change in front of me. It worked like a charm.

That's crazy. Jenny was a friend of mine. There ain't no motive for this crime because Jenny was a friend of mine. So come on, so come on. Uh-oh, oh. When I was a young boy,

my father. He took me into the city and he said, let's go see a marching band, he said. He said, son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the bro? The bait and the lamb? Yeah. Yeah.

Blood, blonde, blue, white, We're really fucking tripping with this one. Yeah, this is. Blonde blue eyed German man applying for Sweene's position would do the RDJ Tropic Thunder transformation if needed. That'd be interesting.

We are looking to hire clearly. Yeah, we'll do it. He's gone. He's dead. Yeah. He's dead now. So we will audition new blonde, blonde hair, blue-eyed German man.

We'll see how you do. Swin, how do you feel about, you being replaced. Oh, blah, hobo blubbubbblub wow. I can't believe

you have a degree. Yeah. You said a whole lot there, sir. Wow, that's amazing. You're going to be on Jubilee next. Yeah. One fucking idiot versus 10 dumb people.

I would watch that entire day. I'd be curious to see which one would win. Yeah. A fucking idiot or a dumb person. Or a dumb person. No, just like in a Jubilee context. A Jubilee.

One fucking idiot versus 10 dumb people. 50 sexualized beetles versus one Kegesman. They're just kissing on you. You're little beetle kisses? Yeah. How would you do? How'd you think you would do? Wouldn't do good.

How'd a little Pigo? It was a good one? Did it come out? Hello. Hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale.

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don't come out yeah was it was it finally not read this time it's always dark brown oh it's dark brown that is so alarming he's always you have cancer you get that Really? Yeah. Shit. That's pretty cool. Can I have your salary? Odysseus leaking his IP, social security number and steam password to the Cyclops.

That's a crazy fucking thing to say. That's a crazy reference. Woke Marxist Pope. My ass is full of piss. Help. Thugzilla versus Kingston's dad. War of the Batimans. Visualizing the bastion head Joel I wish to be.

Call Moriarty. Cal Moriarty. Schrodinger's Blumpkin. Oh, it both is and is not gross, I guess. I don't know. Jack W.F.M. Are you okay? You got your head in your hands like you're fucking depressed.

Schrodinger's Blumkin is such a sad thing and I made that happen. I'm really mad about it. Jack W.F.M. Super ultra-Megasmart intelligent and clever Beatles going X-Games mode against some fascist bug invasions. Hey. Now on to page two. I'd do that for EDS.

like a version where you play as Beatles now? Mm. What? Awesome. You know, Earth Defense Force. Oh, I didn't know what the acronym stood for. I got confused.

Number seven. I thought it was like you're, I thought EDF was like a disease. Oh. It sounds like erectile dysfunction. America. Fat. Fat.

I don't know. Yeah. Definitely. Uh, villain maxing because I gommage next year. Nice. Nice. Good job. I would too.

me too, yeah, I guess why not? Spend your last moments on Earth being a fucking When you find out what it is, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just be careful. I would just come everywhere. Like, just, just everywhere. For your entire last year? Yeah, just mark my territory.

Everybody will remember me for everybody. Everybody will remember it. That's the come man. That's the come man. That's a man who come down everything. It's a guy that wore sheets and then came everywhere. He was a cum man. That's fucking crazy.

It's like a KKK suit. Yeah, I say it's sheets, but it's like, it's a clan suit. And you're like, what are you doing, clans? And you're like, busting your face. I mean, they kind of do look like cum, don't they? I mean, yeah, I guess. I mean, in the really broad sense. They're both white things, I guess.

My favorite, one of my favorite edits is that edit of, you know, when Patrick is like a lump of gum on the bench in that episode, now giant piles of gum. and it's like really poorly YouTube pooped together and it's like

Patrick put all the colors washed out of him so he just looks gray the car monster I haven't seen that I need to see that it's classic

uh colomori black boogers be like boogiga please white boogers be like why can't we say booginga

I thought you people want it equality ridiculous I like Legos big meaty stinks canola Joe oiling up his three

favorite boys. Canola Joe. Is it an awesome character? Awesome name. That's a great That's Canola Joe for you. He's slipping and sliding all over to God dang place. Always trying to get inside of something he shouldn't be in. Good old Can't keep him out of anything though. He's always slippery.

Slippery. Oh man. Boogie Wogie Betty Bugleboy. Dandy Andy, Andy, the leader of the spider fucker party. Big Dick Green Goblin be like, hung, am I? That's stupid. Oh my God Under the Bridge Downtown is where I blew some thugs

Heath What is it? Heath Big Bad Beetleborg Smoker smoking Kingston Colin Moriarty Gids devil may come They think I got testicular cancer Because it's abnormal the way my sack growing Blasting Hall-sized jisms

At 5,000 PSI I love my son spicy tweet, you dirty island savages. Dave Blunt's stage dive tsunami. Jack the Blumkin King. That's crazy. Jack, the Blumkin King's good.

I don't know why I never thought of that. Yeah, that's crazy actually. And I Jack. He rides out the water by someone sucking his dick in his dick. He rises out of a toilet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's going to blowdial and he's like, he rises

He rises out of it. When he rises out of that water, it's a giant toilet. No, he's on the toilet. He's on a toilet. He has to come out of it. I think you have to be on a toilet.

You're getting a blomkin. So he's always, he rides out of like nothing. So he's in, so he's in the pond. So he's in a pond. He's in a giant. He's on the toilet,

but he's emerging out of an out of a bigger toilet. Just being fucking thrown. Yes. Any shit. He's like crazy. Yeah. The shit's out effects is just,

is just only, is just only, a little bit lower than his actual voice the fucking echoes from the ball. You hear it slapping the back of the bowl. He sheds on. That's so fucking crazy. He's getting topped off crazy by the fucking mayor.

That music that you were just doing. Yeah. Wee, boys and goals of Emily. Jack the Blumpkin King. That's an iconic creation. Imagine listening to this. Imagine driving the work or whatever. Do you know.

Oh, my God. You're doing it in a major key somehow. I can't do it in a minor key. I don't know how. It's minor. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive.

Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things.

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at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Dude, I love that fucking. I love that music and that song and that movie.

So, like, thinking about this is really vivid. It's really fucking vivid in my head. I need to watch it again. It's been years for me. I am the guy shitting right in your face. I'm on a guy on the toilet at night getting through it while I take a big shite. So stupid. God damn.

That would be insane. That'd be a fucking terrible show. That would be such a beautiful thing to see. It would be a beautiful. It's a shame. It's a shame. The same people respect art too much to fucking completely ruin it. Disney's the gay family.

They'll make you want to fuck them. Kevin Durant's feet, I glued my balls to my butthole again. Damn, classic problem. Very cool. Okay, Dad. Damn it, Bobby, I glued my scrotum to my sphincter yet again. Not again, Dad. Not again, Dad.

Every time I should have a vacuous asshole So my balls get sucked up into my asshole Every time I finish That's crazy Oh man Bobby my asshole is so cavernous and open That it whistles all the time If you yell down my asshole

He echo four times I yelled into my asshole I said hello And it said goodbye Damn that's deep Two-sentence horror story. That's deep. That's some of those two-sentence horror stories that everybody talks about.

It's like the last man on earth was sitting in a room. He heard a knock at the door. You know, it's like one of them. You're like, what? Have you looked up those, like, awful two-sentence horror stories? I have not. Have you seen them? I've seen one that was crazy.

They might be, it might be my favorite thing ever. Yeah. Yeah. I saw one that was really bad. Do you remember what it was? Yeah, it's just slurs. Okay. I don't know if it's the same thing he's talking about.

No, no, it was like. It was. It was, but it sounds like a lazy fucking version. It was on Reddit. The Chinese, China man did Chinese things. It was like voting N-words and it was like, this is crazy. I was crying when I read it, though. I was crying when I read it. I was like, this is hilarious.

You know, I keep thinking about that video I sent you where somebody modded in that Major League Baseball where it just said, it's just the hard R on the team. And that black dude he's playing against it and he's just disappointed. he's just actually bothered by the team that has a uniforms they just say R and R on the hit You gotta report this guy man

It's so funny I think I love everyone as well I saw something bananas recently I don't remember what it was I did I show you guys the game and watch thing Where the guy was so black Yeah yeah yeah we talked about it in the last episode So quick to dismiss it

We did because we talked about The gaming watch guy Yeah SJ Kingston's dad Got me down bad He's all that I want it. Make my tongue a skid pad.

Kingston, can't you see your daddy's got something else? Something else. It cuts off. Or just, or the other one. He's got me down bad. Is that it? Yeah. It's a great slug of Kingsen. By Fountains

of Wayne or what's her name? Fountains of Gain. Of Gain. Something like Fountains of Wayne or something like that. Fuck you. I'm paying my TV license, bitch. Mr. Pants. It me, Kingston's dad. I'm a gay little beetle.

no fuck face unstoppable cardboard pie martin de fartin cool cool cinnamon toast cock jolly old dipshit ayes of parades plane crash in head richie valens pacers devil magic made new york collapse like never before that was crazy new york new york they're gonna talk about they fucking won that game somehow came back yesterday who won new york new york who knicks new york they're bockers they fucking they came back, they came back Storm and Carl Anthony Towns the super zesty dude. Oh, really? Love that guy. He's really talented, man. He's, he's, he's my favorite player to watch because there's, there's too many, like, there's too many, because, you know, NBA in hip-hop culture are entwine. So it's all about, like, you know, except for, like, pop rap. Yeah, you gotta be, like, you gotta be hard, right?

Bouncing the balls. And so all of those dudes are always trying to be hard and shit. And I'm like, he's just, he grew up with probably like a dozen sisters or something. So he's super flamboyant and super, like. Yeah, yeah. And I just, I'm like, bro, I want more of that. I want more like just real shit, like, seeing some niggas that are just like... Let me tell you. Bouncing a bowl.

Yeah. It's a lot like bouncing a rhyme. Okay. Throw it. You looking for a gun? Yeah. I was going to throw a gun at you. I was going to throw...

I was going to curve the bullet into myself. Bricked up beetle on the hunt for a dripping wet Argonian slit. the bungee jump into. Oh. Pee Wee Herman be like, ha ha, I'm still dead. I'm still dead.

Gay Tobias Forge be like, what is this? Oh. Love Rockets shot right in between your eyes. Tobias Ford's singer of a, or the guy of a ghost. Oh.

He's the main guy. Trend de Kingston's dad. Michael Vic fights crypto the super dog and beats him badly. Beetle Moriarty sucking himself off at speeds equivalent to a gif. Gay little beetle fervently gobbling.

a throbbing peepy getting hard as stone as stone knowing Kingston is mad at me search Peter Lorry Fish Battle Fun fact, dentist can tell if you suck dick I can't drown my semen

They know how to swim Big Gay Beetle guzzling Calm like it's sugar water Smitchie the kid Bam is shit Bam is shitting Watch Mojo's top 10 movie theaters for mass shooting

Number one, your one, your house. You. Your living room. I was like, what? Excuse me? That's a scary. That's a scary, that's a two-sentence horror story right there. This knocking violently and you know you just got an Amazon package and it's a good one.

So you got to like, I got to figure this. No, I don't give a fuck. figure this out. This is really cool. I ain't figuring that shit. How are you talking about? You look outside. It's night time,

even though it's 4 p.m. It's 10 a.m. and it's bright as... It's 10 a.m. and it's dark as sin. It's dark only in the front of your house, though. I'm going to sit. You look at the side window and it's regular,

regular light. That would really fuck me up. That would be that. That would Truman show me, I think. Oh, it's all a game. It was weird. Yeah. Whatever.

Yeah. Call Moriardi post clarity nut. Jesus Christ On the page 3 From hell's heart I come at the Star Coffee Columariariariarii You should

Republicans be hacking through Medicaid Like a Hutu Through a Tootsi I don't even know what that is It's African Oh yeah I don't know

The Hutu is at all Really you don't But you're African You should know everything I'm not technically I'm so removed So am I I wish I knew exactly

Where I was from Because like I want to get it I don't want to choose the wrong culture to like in place. Because like, dude, that fucking DNA shit was like, oh, we're probably Cameroonian and then like you look back years later and I was like, see, what if I would have gotten into Cameroonian

shit and then I would have to abandon it and burn all my Cameroonian stuff? Oh, I'm black American diaspora. Oh, I got no way to go back to. I'm actually 45% cantalopian. Oh. Can I eat you? No.

You said, then why would you tell me that? Because this is where the place that canolopes are from. We call them cantalopes in the same way that we call those burritos because they're from burrito-mexas. I mean, I mean, chihuahua,

you know, it's not really that far-fetched, I guess. Far-fetched, I get it. Burrito means little donkey, right? It means my ass.

Does it? Yeah. What does donkey mean? No. Burrough is donkey. No, what is donkey mean? Like,

what is donkey- really need. I'm a gay little beetle Sagan. I'm a little gay beetle Sagan, and I'm about to pierce my comely little beetle dick into this corpulent bastard's neck. Straight big beetle doing completely normal things. Craig the Canadian.

I also saw Esquay's big penis and said, ew. It's your boy, Shawnee D. I have transformed into the ginger version Colin Moriarty, comshot gaming TM. Oh yeah. At Grock,

is this true? I like how fucking let's everywhere now. No matter where I go, at Grock, outside of Twitter, at Grock is true? Read this for me. That's what we're getting at this point.

CERBrus Agent 267, Snartank podcast number one, January 12th, 2014. We are born of the come. Made men by the come Undone by the cum Our urethras are yet to open Fear the spoiled come

You like my newscast Very cool Delivery? I think it's I think it works I think that's from I'm fucking Bloodborn No it's from the news Oh no everybody Sorry

Tonight You think it was an impression of Father Glasgow Cummiemann joins the hunt Cummiemond I think it's a Ludwig It's more of Ludwig sermons Ludwig It's actually pronounced

It's Ludwig, you fucking German. Ludwig, you fucking knit. Get away from him. Niger. You Niger. That's so stupid. I believe that. I am from Nigeria.

And we need another G though. Oh. That's crazy. They took our G away. They took our G away. I am from Nigeria and I am very sad. They stole our G. They stole our G.

Is Nigerian in Nigeria? I don't remember. Is Nigerian in Nigeria? I think it is right? Yeah. Right? It's not that far away. Yeah, it's like Western South Virginia.

Sure. They stole RG and put it in, they made fuel out of RG and turned it into supplement fuel. This is not right. This is not okay. This is not okay at all. Arnold, you have to help them.

You have to help them. Get the G back. Arnold, you have to turn Niger into the end. it, Arnold. You have to get to the mission. If a bunch of male geese descend it on a female one

and frame it, is it technically a gaggle rape and not a gang-rater? Oh, that's true. Because a gaggle of geese, that's what a group of... A group of geese is a gaggle-rape is insane. What is a group of black people call? Let me see what that is. Oh, my God.

Don't look that up. Pretty sure Mel Gibson already said that. Yeah, it's a pack. I can't Uncancelable I love that It's called an impunctional of black people

Hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell Host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO Arvin Krishna

And I asked him How can companies use AI To its fullest potential To create smarter business My one advice to that Pick areas you can scale Don't pick the shiny little

toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow.

So we are not asking our clients to be the, first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes. for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get

matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or, go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now.

Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed Sponsored Jobs. Is there any other celebrity that can say to somebody they hope they get raped by a pack of inwards and not be aside from Mel Gibson and Kingston's dad

no I don't any other A-list celebrities like Kingston's dad and Mel Gibson Kingston's dad was in that movie The Jerk with Steve Martin He was in the jerk yeah He was in Jumangi He was in Jumongi He was the main villain

Yeah he wanted to be called Jew Mangee But like But the studio was like I don't know man I don't think you should call it that That's actually a little bit of that The original in the original script It's not a stampede of zoo animals It's a stampede of Jews.

It's a negroid, less commonly called a congloid. Are you serious? Yeah. That says that. A congloid? That's advanced race. That I almost appreciate. That is a lot of racial grouping in various people of indigenous Africa, South Africa.

That is South areas. South area's dad level of racism. The stretch of the South Saharan Desert. I don't think I would have ever guessed that. A congloid? Look at these fucking congloids. That is crazy. There's a bunch of fucking conglodes of it, eh?

But also isolated to parts of Southeast Asia, Negroes. Oh, yeah, where the Spanish were. That's the Spanish, yeah. Negrito. I turned dry from not as poor. Oh, yeah. Negro.

Oh, yeah. Come on. Oh, yeah. Narco. Anyway. Jacked off. Negrito. Negro is respectful.

They call people. Black people merenos. They don't, they don't call you. They don't say Negro. My friend's mom just calls me Negro, but she also. calls her husband that because he's a dark Mexican so he's naked to it's a term of endearment

literally not sometimes what is the word you said huh what's the word you said Morenos? That technically means browns that's what you call? I mean no what do you call a pack of me? See I call them people that's cool I'm calling for your assassination

fine I'll do it oh okay jacked off five that's been through the camera fucking all And you throw it hard from that position. You have like a unbelievable technique.

It's like the Spider-Man 2 tentacles scene where like the POV, like. Jacked off 590 times in 2024. Yes, I kept track. For turning Sween into a ginger, Lily has her revenge by lacing Jojo and Derek's lube with LSD. That's crazy. Whoa. Beetle Moriarty. Have you, have you guys ever heard?

I don't want to jack off anymore. Stop. Do it, nigger. Do it out, nigger. Have you guys heard Paul Anka covering smells like Teen Spirit and Black Hole Sun? Look it up, it's real. I don't know who this guy is. I don't know who Paul Anka is.

Paul, yeah, I don't know who that is. Black homo son. If I had his, if I had Doc Ox arms, I'd be doing fuck shit with those arms. Dude, one would be in my ass the entire time. Spitting. Constantly milking my prostate. The other one would be jacking me off constantly. Yeah.

The other one would be robbing people. Yeah. And then we would be lashing out of the ceiling and swaying me back and forth. I swayed back and bro. I'm just a fucking, I'm just laid there, fucking display while I'm getting jacked off by a fucking guy. It's holding a flesh I jacking me off as I'm just there fucking half conscience.

Just elated. Don't you think he should have been naked if he felt so superior? Like, doesn't clothes kind of hide you? What are you talking about? Otto Octavius. Like, you know, he should be naked.

Yeah. Like a real octopus. Yeah, I think he should like, he became so like superior with his tentacles. Right. So arrogant. I feel like clothes is kind of like and beneath him. Well, that's actually like that's based off of a, he's, because he's based off of a real different species of octopus that also wears a trench coat and sunglasses. Oh.

Damn, man. It's always something. They always. They think of everything. It's like these, they always consult these marine biologists. Exactly. Every time. They absolutely consult.

The scientist every time they make a character like that. You gotta make sure the Goblins inclusive. Deegan Moriarty, Kingston's Beatle Dad, being the true final boss of, Hello Night. Obi won't you blow me? Waiting for Sweene's hunting tear. I want his pelt, Collin. Moriarty Cremlin de Gremlin, molesting Sweeney's taint for his One Piece takes.

What art? I just think the One Piece is boring when it goes on the main crew. Oh, so he's like mad. probably a big fan. I get it. Yeah, he probably just, you probably just kill himself. It's probably just making a joke. Come Ichua, a ninth level wizard evocation spell, itchicolon, scabbing up my dick to make it bigger.

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for this podcast until I comment on a different page. P.B. Kingston's gay beetle dad. You should do an extra ammo about the book Blood Burradi. It's one of the best knockbacks. Plus the semi-illiterate is already read it. The semi-illiterate has already read it. Me Be Fischy, a dumb lesbian bitch. Malformed, gay little beetle

nuzzling up against Kingston's nutsack until it starts oozing cum out of its pores. That's exactly how it works, by the way. You got a great grasp on biology with that one. John Strickland. Merck's 1889 The gentleman Plays it

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I think he would like stop everything because he wouldn't stop touching Lunas feet. He would, he literally put a salt on her that she has closed on her feet. He's like, where are all the, he shows up, he's like,

hey, where all the N-Words are. For no reason. He thinks Monaco's black? I mean, I, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, he, you know, no, the, no, because I can't say, I can't say what I want to say.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a spoiler. Oh yeah, it's a spoiler alert, but he's black. I don't, I was a little sad that there was a handful of black people. They're, like, they're God. A black guy died saving lives. There are no black, and the guy he died saving dies. You know what's crazy? You know, the, the anti-woke people that were, of course, they didn't play it because they're like, oh, why are there black people in this French thing? And I was like, oh, this dude, this dude, he'd probably be happy if you do. Like, oh, you, there's no, you know, because it's no spoiler. You know who your cast is. Like, if you just look,

if you're interested in the game, you can see who the people are, the characters. So you know, there is no main character that is a negroid, right? And so, but like, we get a, we get a Romani, we get an Asian, and then a bunch of whites. Well, it is France, so it's all right. but white co oh i for that i was a romani i guess i barely saw her she's so overpowered it's crazy barely a person to me she's good she's overpowered

she's good i just don't like terror card so i was like get the fuck go out get out of my face yeah yeah the terror card they're filled her i was like no her mechanic is so fucking crazy yeah i did like she was the only one that was kind of at least uh uh um like she's the easiest to sleep with she's available she's available

she's available i guess because like well nobody else is true fermented pygmy except for Eschia you know Eské you can pound his ass

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cum divers Ooh You have a great idea here Let's fund it Oh Let's throw all of our life savings Into cum divers Guys

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Have you guys Consider Making a spit off Cumb diaper. I can't even say. And they shoot you. They kill you. They kill you right there. Your arrowhead. I come into the office.

Yeah. How are you doing? So what, so what pitch do you have? So listen, I have a great idea. I don't know if you guys have thought about this yet. I have to imagine that you have because it's in some sense it's like obvious. Okay. But so we have hell divers. Hell divers too. Hell divers is a massive success, obviously. You guys are doing really really, really well with that. Appreciate that. Yeah, whatever.

I think I think a great idea would be a spinoff I know that you don't want to stay with Sony so you want to do your own thing next may I suggest cum divers I'm straight

I don't hand it to him I think it's brilliant I just love the idea of it's so super serious the entire time and then he completely dismisses him I appreciate that I like him walking out the room Then a little slit opened

And then a really upset bear comes in This is my pitch bear This is my pitch bear He accompanies me on all my pitches To make sure I He keeps me out my toe He makes So the philosophy behind the pitch bear

For those of you in the room Who I'm pitching to right now Who might be concerned about it Is I the reason I bring the bear In me with all my pitches Is because sometimes it can be nervous you can be nervous giving a pitch. But that's not a dumb thing to be nervous about.

I choose to be nervous about a genuinely scary thing, which is a bear in my vicinity who's not treated very well and is very hungry. So if I'm worried about the bear, I don't have time to get in my head about the pitch and worry about the pitch. So this is my strategy for keeping like, and I've gotten everything pitched this way. It's very interesting.

Yeah. You know, I got to tell you, I have a bomb strapped to your dad. on Fifth Street and I have a bomb strapped to your mom on 8th and you have two minutes to go say one of them it's

I'm still kind of worried about the bear primarily that's a wild response to say one of those do you think that's a valid strategy that I have something that you're more worried about so that the... No!

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In Halo 3 penis Nate from Memphis 1 And rounding out our list The King of Half Hazard But I think we should talk more about this pitch I think we need another hour Yeah I think we can do another hour Yeah, we need to break our record.

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