The Snark Tank - #329: DOGE is COOKED

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

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It's jams. So he can't even get up and open it and get out. That's crazy. The monster's like, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, bitch. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast, the only show where children suffer and die. Well, not the other show.

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It's legally binding. Yeah, he said it or you can't take it back. I never said it. No, but he said it. If you kiss me, I'll disembowl you, so I'm warning you right now. I mean, that's not really that much of a threat. You'll disavow? Disembowl.

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You're worth more than that You know How would you disembow them Straight up like Just dagger hand Straight down the tummy And then open up And try to get inside

You see dagger Like a dagger in your hand Or your hand's like As sharp as the dagger I think he's gonna I'll go. I'll sharpen my hands to the point that their dagger like bleeding profusely and then just slit someone over it. Yeah.

That's okay. I need to see that. So we will absolutely get someone to kiss you. Please don't want to see. It will be probably king of haphazard. Not him. I like that guy. He was really nice to me when I met him in person.

That's a good point. All right. Remember how I went out with the airport a little bit? Oh, yeah. That was super cool. He was actually a really nice dude. It's like, no. It's always weird running into people in airports, though.

It's like, because like no one's happy. Everyone's a little stressed. Well, if you meet them after you get to the boarding area, it's fine. Everybody's kind of just like, we're like a way to shit. Yeah, once that's that's the, yeah, it's settled down. You made it. You all you have to do is wait for boarding. If you meet them while you're entering, it's like, no, it's like, hey, get away from me.

Like, as soon as we pass this place, we're cool. I always get paranoid that like, I'm going to walk through the thing and they're going to decide to kill me. You know? Like, I don't know. Like, shoot you? I don't know. They're going to be like, he's, uh, he's got a gun.

And I'm like, what? Water bored him. Kill him. Waterboard him. And then kill him. Yeah. Yeah. Like that moment, you're like, you know, I've kind of given up being afraid of dying a little

bit. I'm like, ah, it's going to happen. Well, the thing is like, like, I accept death when I go on planes anyway. Well, yeah. So like, oh. But like, I've, I've got to be on the plane. Like, I don't expect it at like TSA necessarily. that they're going to like splay me open and shoot me.

Wow. Have they ever, any of them ever molested you? Yes. Yeah? Yeah. I remember I had a random search once. That was crazy because it was like, yeah, we're doing like every 100 people we're doing. They did one guy.

They did three ahead of you that they saw you and did you? Yeah. Did that actually happen? Oh, no, not that. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's what exactly. No, but they had this thing where they were like, we're doing like, we're just testing some new security stuff out, like, come over here.

And I'm like, it was the. One day that I was like really late. So like I was like I was sprinting and I had no time. And of course I was the day. They pulled me to the side and they like put a bunch of like dust on my stuff like powder or something. Like I don't even remember what it was like some weird. No, they put anthrax on your stuff. No, I think it was like it's the stuff that they put on like I assume in retrospect it's stuff.

It's that that powder they put on like stolen cars to like it like prints. Yeah. But I'm like what does that matter? Like what prints are you looking for? I don't know. I guess they were just testing something. thing and they're wasting your time. They saw that you were like panting.

Yeah. Meaning that, oh, this guy's in a hurry. Get him. Dude, I swear to God they have that motivation. They have the motivation. If you're a piece of trash working at the TSA, you do probably get your kicks by inconveniencing people. Yeah, because your entire life is an inconvenience.

You work at the airport. Yeah. You have to be like, I have to offset this or spread it in some way. So I'm not the only one shouldering the burden. 100%. The best, like, the morally best person at the TSA, still like goes to puppy fights, you know? Like, you can't be a decent human

to work in the TSA. I really believe that. Yeah. The only friend I know that works at the TSA consistently cheats on his wife. There's the only guy I know that works there. Like, he is the only guy I know that works for the TCA. What do you mean?

Like, he, like, the only person I know that has a job like that is some guy I know that consistently cheats. Does he listen to the show? Does he a friend of yours? I know him. What does that mean? Can we get him on the show? Definitely not my friend.

Oh. Oh. I know him. We should get him to kiss you. Yeah. Don't do that. I think he'd be a prime candidate. I don't want to put my hands on somebody for no reason.

That's not no reason. Stop. I mean, you did that. I think it's kind of a crazy reason, but I really do want to see you to somebody. If somebody kissing me, yeah. Derek, if someone walked up on you in the middle of the street while you with your wife, you know, out doing whatever fucking interracial couples do, and I don't know, fucking being upset or happy. You say that like you're not one. I was going to say, I was going to be.

I feel like, I was like, well, what do you do, bitch? We don't count. We don't count. What do you mean? You don't count. Why? We don't count. It's different. But.

Because you're both annoying? He's, you don't count. Yeah. Annoing is a race straight. Yeah. It makes sense. You guys are.

People are annoying. I'm not going to say that loud. But, you know, you're doing that. Yeah, we're doing that. Yeah, we're doing that. It's up to you and it's like, what's going on? You're like, oh, they fucking kiss you. What are you going to do?

It entirely depends on who it is. I agree, actually. I believe this. Honestly, I think you are, I think mentally you are above the homophobic blackness that exists in all of our hearts. Sure. And all of our hearts. You're mentally above it. Look, man. In action, I feel like it's going to turn it to a lot of nigger, what did you just do to me? And then attacking, I really believe that.

It completely depends. Give me, uh, give me someone specific or just give me a specific example of who it would be. Just like, just like, just like a person. So like, Starvros. Rockies? Not him, but him and someone in this archetype. So someone that looked like him, but I didn't know him. Yeah. If I didn't know him, I'm not going to disenbow the person. You're going to attack him.

Yeah, well. You're going to strike them. Yes, of course. Like, at that. Maybe a bit more extreme than that. If the person, like, you might. And then hopefully they're not like, you know, bear strong and, like, actually provoked you on purpose to beat the shit out of you.

That's crazy. That is crazy. crazy. Because you got to think about people who do crazy stuff like that. There is a possibility they're doing specifically to provoke you just to showcase their skills and how people like that. People like that should actually

not exist. Yeah, it would be nice. People that go to fights, go to clubs and pick fights. Yeah. Just to practice their moitai is like what is wrong with you? What are you wrong with you? It was like the you know a lot of the a lot of the Cholo gang members when they figured out that they can join the army and become elite.

killers. Every group. They started doing, I guess it's every group. But like it was a huge movement and they started posting a lot of, um, footage of them in Afghanistan, like doing their gang signs and tagging shit. And I was like, this is crazy. I'm seeing like this like, oh, this fucking essay fucking shit.

And it is there sand everywhere. And then like just ruins and stuff. And I'm like, this is insane. That's great. Doing gang signs in full. Usia is crazy. Did you imagine that every fucking blood and crips sends their kid to the fucking childhood temples for four or five fucking years?

And they come back and they're just debilitating people in Compton. I like that. I think you like that. I feel like it would change the like the gangs would still exist, but they would be like probably Yakuza like type of caliber. You know, they would be more respected and higher to be more discipline. Because a lot of them operate in a way that like there's still a lot of respect and

shit like that. but it's not taken seriously like, say, the Italian mob or, you know, the Yakuza or shit like that. So I feel like if they go... It was humanized on purpose. Right. So if they start going to Shaolin,

they become disciplined monks, they will be so efficient at killing and everything they do. I feel like something real. Like, I feel like there's cool, like, oh, send every fucking, every gang member to the fucking Tokyo or Japan and get them like fucking trained in Bushito.

And it's like, that sounds cool on paper until it happened. And then you have like really dangerous gang members. in America. What if they're all carrying katanas now? Like that's crazy. I'm sick would that fucking be though. They're going to Compton.

People are on rooftops with their arms rested on the katanas. You're like, this is really bad. They're ninjas now. Like, this is really bad. I do like the idea of just like walking down a street and then there are people on like the rooftops, even if it's just one guy. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script.

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. like kneeling like brooding kind of he's like oh shit what is he about to do and then you look over you see one guy building hopping and you're like this is bad you hear him like you hear him whispering like you're just like you can't hear you can't quite hear him because you're really far away but you hear like the city the city needs like brother of them you know what I mean just like muttering to himself

you're like whoa dude I made a wrong term they would nuke that area first of foremost That area would get fucking... I don't know about nuke, but yeah. They would get carpet bombs and shit. I think that's crazy. I think you don't know shit about what happened to Chicago in the 70s. So I agree. They blew up city blocks.

Yeah, it's not the 70s anymore. Look, so this is how you take care of it. This is like you take care of it. You start bringing Palestinian refugees. Oh, yeah. Oh, they won't harm them. That's it. They'll put it.

You put the Palestinian refugees in there. And then all of a sudden, you know, oh, somehow, uh, idea of the, the, ended up over here something. Did you hear about their planes like they got lost you know the radar got like oh I don't know what's happening and oh we still found them and then they finished them off. Did you hear what happened that fucking the hummus republic in um fucking I think like Pennsylvania or whatever no the guy like no they misread the sign and they bombed it that's crazy that's crazy I mean I have the politicians were like it's fine don't worry it's okay what's funny is Your Honor I could have sworn it's not even that it's not even that it's not even that it's not

even that dumb to assume something like that would actually happen. Yeah, like somebody misheard of hummus. Yeah, and then they're like, who? What? Get them! Yeah, yeah, at this point. Yeah. It's really bad, man. At this point it's just stupid. It's just stupid. I've been tuning out as much as possible and I

feel so much better. I'm so glad I'm not black and Muslim. I mean, yeah, the way that... Thank God. Thank fucking God. The way that I feel but it's like, I know what the fuck's going on. History is going to, history will take care of this. As far as like the people who were just like, oh, nothing's going on over there.

Even a lot of people now, like, you see like in the last like couple days, it's getting to the point where like even countries are like, we condemn Israel. Because it's like they know that like, oh fuck, this is clearly happening and we're going to be remembered real poorly. Oh yeah.

So like at the last minute, we're going to say that this is where we always. The blowback is going to be. The former, the former, Israeli prime minister. A lot of people are going to look real fucking crazy. You see that? The former,

no, I didn't. Yeah, the former prime minister of Israel. That was the one that was like, this is, I feel like that was a, he said something. He was like,

dude. He was like, hey, we're clearly committing war crimes. Like, you guys are, this is crazy. Like, it was kind of the thing that

everybody knows, like you guys were kind of saying, everybody knows, but a lot of people were being quiet. And so some people are now have to jump on the bandwagon because of what you were saying

about being, about being remembered in a certain way. That's, to me, it's the politicians, because there's a lot of politicians that were, you know, obviously doing the mantra of, defend themselves, defend themselves, even though they know my, yeah, nigga, I'm going to, I'm going to pick apart your kid,

limb by limb, and I'm going to say I was defending myself. Yeah. Am I good? Shut the fuck up. Throw a baby into the sun. It was self-defense. It was self-defense. That baby was darker than me.

That baby's going to grow up to be a terrorist. It's like, so just take the baby out of a situation. What's really crazy about it is that like I love the whole anti-Semitic thing because it's just like they're all Semitic people. Yes. That's like they're all Semites. Yes. What the hell are you talking about? People don't know what words mean.

That's the biggest problem. People don't know words mean. That's when when we get to that point, it's just like my Chris, I totally, I'm completely with you. But also, you know them niggas don't know what that shit means. I know. Yeah. I know. Yeah.

It's the funniest gap of knowledge for anybody talking about this situation to have, though. You know what I mean? And everybody seems to have it. Yeah. It's crazy. It sucks. But whatever, man. The same thing would be like Jewish and Zionists.

Like, no, those are not the same. I'm telling you guys, take a break. Take a break. And God, you'll feel. Oh, I took a break. Oh, no. I, dude, I used to get videos of fucking poor situations that, like, literally, like, I can't sleep after seeing. Yeah.

And I'm like, I don't. I don't believe that at all from you. No. What the fuck? Mr. LiveLeak. You know why? The reason why it's so fucked up

is because of the fact that you go into the comments and you would expect to see sympathy and you see insanity. What did that baby do? And then you see people with American flags

and starve Davids in their fucking profiles. And you check the comments sections of LiveLeak? No, I can't do it. It's going to be funny. It's going to be funny and I can't do that.

It ain't no different. They're like, dang, he flew. Because there's a different. Yeah. Seeing like a guy get electrocuted and then turn it to fucking, fucking apparate. To like you're seeing a child just suffering.

Like just straight up. Like there's no like loony tune's nature of it. The kid doesn't blow a balloon and then float away and they get struck by lightning. No. It's just sadness. It's pretty wild. It's a very big difference. It's pretty wild how separated people are from like the, even if you see the video, some of the video footage,

a lot of those people that are saying like things are based or whatever it is. Some politicians have said some pretty horrible things about like, oh, they found a dug a bunch of a bunch of kids remains and stuff and in Gaza about this and then quippy responses. Some politicians have some quipy responses. And I'm like, it's crazy to because, you know, like, if that motherfucker stumbled upon a grave of children, there's no way. He wouldn't say the same thing. And make a fucking suicide forest joke. Could you imagine? You know, like, does that they're like, oh, well.

Oopsies I forgot about the suicide forest thing That is crazy The mouthback is crazy Putting them in that situation Is very amusing Because like you know it would not No way

Yeah No way It's what's like you brave bitch When you're on Twitter Yeah they wouldn't be like A bad bitch They wouldn't like step over like a mass child And be like

Well it's a real kindergarten out here Yeah The drums Like, even if you were the most, like, prolific and ultra just seething Zionists and you still stumbled upon a mass grave of Palestinians yourself, I think the first thing you're going to be startled just by seeing a bunch of dead bodies. Yeah, I would like. So the, it's like, I don't think sympathy is always going to show up. I just hate the. But I think there would definitely be like a reaction of like, oh, that's kind of fucked up, unless you're gone.

Unless you're like, if you're a soldier, I mean, if you're a soldier, you've seen, like, if you've seen some of the footage, some of the soldiers are like posing with skulls and shit. Like, yeah, you're gone. They're gone. But they're soldiers. They're programmed to be gone. But, you know, when I was talking about taking a break, I mean even, because it's impossible. I know, I sometimes you just kind of forget just logging on Twitter, Instagram in the first place. You really Twitter is what I'm talking about. You can't escape some of that stuff. Unfortunately, no. And so, like, I've been almost not on Twitter. all because I realize every single time and we already know this the algorithm is programmed to upset you so you can try to engage so I have my Instagram is different luckily I don't know why Instagram's so different uh the algorithm is not programmed to upset me it's just programmed to funny racist stuff you know like whenever it's suggesting me something it's like I maybe it thinks it's upsetting but it's like it's under the guise of like comedy the what these channels are doing yeah it's just porn for me yeah it's so it's bad The porn doesn't...

And I do it on purpose. It gave... The porn gave up on me too. I had to restart it. Oh, you had to... See... I've been clicking links. I think the...

You're out. You're really out there. He's really out there. Good for you, brother. I'm seeing it. Every now and I stupidly like something, I'm like, oh my God, here we go to next eight feeds. And I'm like...

And I'm like, I'm hoping to see the N word again. I'm like, oh, thanks. I'm back. I like it. I like it. I like a bunch of things. I can reignited if I go because since I... Go to your explore page.

Go to your first page. The Explorer page has some WWW lady wrestlers, right? And so, but those are like thirst trap pages. Right, yeah. And so if I just, you know, stayed on one for like a, you know, let a cycle, I think it would just be like, oh, I actually built myself a machine to go through OnlyFans models profiles. Yeah. It's like a finger on like a rotating thing, like a Rolodex almost to scroll through all of them. So it under, so my phone understands that I'm interested.

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we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Here the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion

recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always need to take your call 24 7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan from america's large injury law firm thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit for the people dot com for an office near you you know what i just found this morning there's nothing wrong with that actually i like that

that is a perfectly fine way to i think that's revolutionary it might be dangerous for someone developing people you're already cooked yeah people yeah exactly i'm sauteed already like i think um yeah like people are calling me like compare me to niggla tessacina with this um with this thing But I don't want to I don't really accept that I think I'm too humble I think you're like the Elon Musk of a I have preferred that not to do the case I think I think you're like you're like the Vivek Ramoswami of fucking The Vevac Ramoswamy what does that imply even do what does that imply nothing he just exists He just exists and it's slightly different from everybody else I want you out to look at that

Didn't he fired also? Yeah um yeah you got fired too I mean you got fired ages ago right yeah He was just but it was like a tag team thing he didn't do anything from the get Yeah, he was like, what if Indian? What if Indian? They were like, Bebeck, I don't know what that means, really. You look at that guy, like a close look at him. He looks like a, uh, a, yes, elf, well, he looks more a goblin. If you look at his pointy ears and I know what you're talking about like, he looks like a fairy goblin.

If you did a caricature of him, he would, I know what you mean. You have a little cap on. And he's like an upside down triangle kind of. You know what I mean? He kind of is. He kind of is. He kind of is. He kind of is.

He's a cowardly dog. I want, I want people to realize that when you, I feel like, I don't think people understand this. And I think this is true. Don't do it. I think this is very true, man.

When, when people look evil, they are evil. Yeah. I think it is a, it's kind of like, you know, me growing up a lot of,

you know, Chicano's and like the whole like Cholo culture what a lot of them were just you know mean mugging all the time the idea was to look tough at all the time and so if you look at a lot of those dudes even when they're relaxed and they're watching a fucking Lakers game right they're just this fucking like and I'm like God like you're so and those people want to you know one of those guys the only time I've ever gotten fucking someone trying to mug me was a fucking cholo of course like those people of course sure the culture is they're angry all the time and then you can see it on their faces permanently.

So when you look at like these, these fucking little, and then like the Charlie Kirk's that have these stupid faces, like you're like, or Matt Gates. Yeah, that, you look at these people. Yeah, you're right.

You look at these people and you're like, these are fucking, look at them. Matt Gates and Charlie Kirk in particular. Are like, Charlie Kirk looks like, one of the, like he looks,

this is going to be a stretch, but he looks like someone that would be a dickhead on a Polar Express, you know? Like he looks like he looks. Looks like one of the kids from that movie grown up to be a fucking piece of shit. I know what you're saying. Like he has such a, he's like an uncanny looking motherfucker.

He's like uniquely dislikable face. Like I just. Yeah. That smile that he gave that, that girl on the dude. She literally like, ugh. Like that's great. But what's crazy about it is like, you can tell when people are like overreacting for like the camera whatever.

I was discussed. I could tell that was not an overreaction. Like there was a genuine like, dude. It's startling when you see like a human being become a demon for like, for like three frames. The way he can reel his face back so much with his big ass fucking guns. That Vecadian drawing of him is perfect.

That's the thing. That is disrespect. He didn't have to really do anything, right? If you think about it. It really is just a trace. Is this a trace with a little bit more line work on the face? That's it. That's it.

Yeah. It's insane. Yeah. Look, you can tell like, I remember, this is going to be just a little bit sad, but I remember there was a female friend I had who her partner was abusive at times, Right. And the moment he walked in, I could fucking shot him.

I was like, that's not a good guy. Yeah, the energy. That's not a good. Like, no, I looked at him. I was like, it was completely prejudiced. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What I fucking, I got him. I was like, oh, I can look at this guy.

I'm judging before you even spoke to me. What did you see that man? How you clocked it? Walked in, clearly red, angry aura around him. Uh-huh. Unfortunately, Mexican. Okay. And I was just like, he walks in fucking, uh, beater under his fucking discus his shirt.

And I was just like, oh, this, this, he was in the military and he hits women. And it turns out, turns out right on the money. And I was like, so I wanted to be like, you couldn't tell. But I think that was a little bit such. You couldn't, you couldn't. Some people are well, are well designed for what they are. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I think back in the day, it was hard to tell because everybody was kind of like robotic and hid their power levels. You know, like everybody wore stuff. their scouting shit and shit. There's more conformity. So, like, everybody kind of, like, blended in a little bit better. Now people, like, they wear their alter egos, which is, you know, a lot of times you'll see, so you'll see somebody a scumbaggery. Yeah. They'll wear it proudly.

Yeah. And I'm like, oh, it's kind of like, I mean, that's what the Maga hat worked into, right? Yeah, yeah. It's just like, especially now. And even his whole shift, you know what I mean? Right. Like, he, like, blended in a little bit. And then he was like, what if, uh, what if, uh, comit, it was crazy?

What if I said the N-word outside? What if it went on? We're under genocide too. Dude, I saw the other day. I saw recently. What? It made me laugh so hard. I was walking,

I was walking through an alley as I often do. Okay. Wild, but okay. Well, it's here. Like, whatever. At night. It was in the middle of the day. I'm not crazy.

Gotcha. Although I do also at night. I walk to all the night time of the mug muggers. You mug the muggers? I mugged them first From behind Me I pull a gun on him And I'm like

Give me your stuff Give me your knife So I saw a cyber truck right And it had a On the back of it It had like a little swastika medallion You're kidding I'm not even

This is not It sounds like a lie I'm not even joking It was around here And it was like a swastika With like the I think like something Something on top of it

I think it was like a eagle Or something Uh huh Coming out of it And it was a cyber truck Parked in an alley With the swastika behind it And like

two broken windows which is really fucking damn which is awesome dude I just don't the people that the people that are still driving them are fucking brave dude

it's stupid but brave yeah I mean those cars are so dangerous I feel bad for the people who just like thought it like thought it was cool nope trade it in I will take the loss you absolutely could trade it I will 100%

take a decent car yeah they're like they're first of all nobody wants them though is that I'll take the loss like say you trade it back back in and you'll get significant less. I don't care. I'll take the loss.

Dude, they're such dangerous cars. They are really dangerous. Their batteries on the bottom. When I found out that shit, my mind was blown. Because I was like, hey, where is that shit? Because the trunk's in the front. Yeah.

What do you mean? Their battery? The car batteries on the bottom of the car. Like Tesla's? Isn't that insane? Chris, yes. That's why they're such terrible. Are normal Tesla's like that?

Yes. Are they? I thought they were in the back. I feel like most cars. I don't know. Batteries are never in the back. Batteries are supposed to be in the front There's not true.

There's definitely cars with batteries in the back. Well, they're not supposed to be... Why would they not supposed to be... Sorry, more often than not, the battery is in the front where everything else of the car is. Yeah, more often than not. Yeah, for sure.

I've never seen a car to battery in the back, actually. That's where the trunks are. That's why I'm a little confused also. I've absolutely seen a car with the battery in the back. Yeah. I don't remember. I mean, it was ages ago, but I remember it because I remember because I was like, oh, that's weird.

I've never seen that. Yeah. When you jump a car, I've never seen somebody. That's not the same battery, you do. But the fact for Tesla's, they have space in the back and they have their trunk. They have the trunk in the front for some reason. But there's also an opening space in the back and they have the batteries in the bottom of the car. I know that.

Because my friend that does, he is a fighter fighter. He was like, the reason why a lot of fires start from those cars are so dangerous is because they go over something. It'll just fuck the bottom of the car up and the car can straight up just get fucked over it. So they're on the bottom of the car. Which is why people are like, these cars are not. street safe. That sounds crazy. That's the point. That's why people are like, these cars should not be on the street. Well, I mean, I know they're not in the street in many other countries, probably I think most other countries. Nowhere else has them like, yeah. They're just here. I know people are

trying to, I think, illegally smuggle them into their country so they can have a cyber truck. But yeah, it's illegally smuggling a cyber truck. When you can just get a Chinese car that's $5,000, that is just better in every single word. Infinitely better. And definitely better. Tessless high voltage batteries are indeed located under the floor pan of the vehicle. It's insane. That really is actually fucking crazy. That's insane. Pretty cool.

That's like actually the worst place for it to be. My home at his firefighting was like, yeah, I've gone to fire started by Tesla's because something just hits the bottom of the car. Right. And I'm like, what? He was like, yeah, they're shit. Like don't like like. I thought Tesla.

I don't like Elon, but also really don't get those cars. Yeah, irrespective of Elon, really. Yeah. Because I remember not, I remember thinking Tesla's were cool the first year that I saw them. Because it was like new and weird. Like the handles that were different and like it had like an iPad and it's like oh this feels like futuristic kind of. Yeah.

And then like I don't know, you spend time in them and especially when you drive them. Dude. They're never driven the Tesla. They're really. I like the ghost detecting services they have. Whether they detect people from not being near you. You're like what the hell? What the fuck you do?

It's like, do you need someone by side of the car. You're like fucking on the highway. You're like, huh? All new cars have that shit and it feels it feels useful. just by how their sensors are like too sensitive because like you'll just be passing a car out is insane when I back her car out of the driveway like I'm hearing like

I feel like I'm in the mist like a bunch of creatures are coming towards me like a doomsday fucking device You hear heaven starting up and then you hear things approaching the car You're like what's going on? My car's busted I gotta get rid of it Going back home?

Yeah it has this like problem where like like when I swore into people they don't survive. Oh, yeah, that's thing. How do you get that fixed? I don't know, man. I've been trying for a while. Maybe if I keep swerving on people, it would be better eventually.

Maybe it'll adapt if I keep hitting people with it. I just kind of, I don't know, like it just doesn't seem like a, it doesn't seem like it's working all that well. I see. Yeah. Just sell it off. Well, no. Every time they, it's the same problem with them.

I completely forgot that I saw this in downtown. But, uh, look. What is that? Is that a Shadow the Hedgehog Cyber Truck? Yes. Oh, man. There's part of it. That's cool.

That's like, that's actually all of it is bad. You think that's actually 150% terrible. Yeah, that's why I was, what he just said was he likes it. Yeah, he's broken.

I like Sonic, he's broken on a fundamental level that cannot be really addressed. That is, that is true. Hey, man, I like Sonic. Yeah.

Do you know, I don't hate Sonic. I mean, I'm like a Sega Genesis Mega Drive Sonic fan and then I kind of fell off from there. But I wouldn't, Put him or is gay nemesis on a car.

Gay nemesis. I really like that. Yeah, I want to put that on a car, but I do like Shadowhoundah. I like that. I like it. I like to the, the soap opera they did. The Sonic the Hedgehog soap opera. I like that.

There's a funny one. What is that? It was all my hedgehogs. You remember that? I wish I did. It was on the soap opera network, I guess. There was a moment. Damn.

I don't know what the fuck that channel is. The soap opera network is crazy. And it's real. It's a real. Yeah. It's a channel also. It's so bobber neck I guess it makes sense

because there is so many of them continuously Yeah you go all my children General Hospital Yeah All my hedgehogs All my headhogs All my headhogs

So Lily nephew Wanted to go see a son And I'm like I don't hate Sonic I'll go see for sure And there was this meme online Where like Shadow loves Latino women Oh yeah

That's right And there's a scene in a movie Where Shadow is watching a telenovel Talking about like how beautiful You think one of the girls And I'm like Is that real in the movie? movie? Yeah. No, that's, that can't be

real. I'm being dead serious. Are you not, I'm being dead serious. Why would they do that? Because he loves Lelthias. Is that canon to the character? Is that really canon? He loves his band. What is going on? I don't understand. Sonic makes me upset because I, it I, how should I put this?

Everything else feels distant enough. Like, every other fictional reality that, like, exists, that has an IP feels distant enough to our world where like I'm okay with it. Like I don't know if like Master Chief likes the Latinas. And I don't think that's described at all. Yeah.

But like Master Chief. Right. Right. It's so asexual it's wild. No, that's what I'm saying. But like there's no Like does Marcus Like Marcus Phoenix Watches. Yeah, what is he into it? Yeah. He watches the view. He jerks off to the view. Like I don't know.

I love Whoopi Goldberg. I love I love Whoopi Goldberg Dom. Dom. She has no eyebrows dom i'm sitting there i love caribbean woman dom sitting there uh dom skeleton is sitting there i miss you man you're gonna say no no he doesn't know he doesn't he refuses to acknowledge that he's gone

he still pretends he's alive yeah he pretzzi's like want to go play thunderball whatever it's called smash ball thrashball i think you're looking at thrashball i think look at a little thin dom he'd up he's trying to remember feeding a skeleton there's just a there's just a bunch of fucking There's a bunch of Kava bowls

Next to fucking Dom Eat up It's getting cold Dom You eat it Getting dead All right well Speaking of that Talk back to me man

I just I'm so lonely man Well dude actually speaking to that We have a question That has everything to do with this Um Unyielding Twink Genetics Roden

He says Is getting your dick sucked by your own clone Gay or Masturbation With Extra Steps Where's the line drawn. It's kind of both, but it's like whatever. It is kind of both, isn't it? Well, since it's your clone, since it's another entity, right?

So the only way it would work, it would be masturbation is if you killed your clone, you died too. What do you mean? No, it's still another entity, though. Well, no. Like, so, like, if you were connected to, like, say, it was still your consciousness and you killed the clone and you died too, then it'd be, okay, that was masturbation. So you got to test it. You got to let your clone suck you off. And then kill the clone.

Right. And then if the clone, if you're still alive after the clone dies, then that means you're gay because it was just an entire separate entity. Which is worth dying for it. Because it's kind of like, it's almost like asking the question if your identical twins sucked you off is that gay. Well, yes, it's gay and incest. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's like if your clone sucks off as gay and masturbation. But it's like not a big deal at that moment.

It's like whatever, dude. Does they're fucking basically the same as you? Yeah, but they're exactly, but this is exactly the same as you. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like not there's that even. such a minor difference. I feel like that's not.

I feel like that's like a big stretch. Yeah, your identical twin and a clone. I feel like the stretch between an identical twin and a clone is like a 50% fucking leap. I would say that in... Because a clone has all of your exact memories and emotions and everything. Do they? Yes.

Is that how a clone works? Well, no, no, it's like there, it's literally like you walk in a room, another you is copied straight up. So in sci-fi terms, that's not even fucking true.

You don't just clone somebody and they're completely, it's like Arnold Schwarzenegger, anybody getting a clone from sci-fi movies in general. It is just a clone of you. It is your DNA. It is a thing.

It's not, oh, I have all your memories and aspirations, this, I know everything about you. That's not how it works usually. So we're not talking about like that kind of a clone. That's usually not even the, how clones work.

No, it's not. I feel like in every single movie, that's how clones work. These are so, these are such arbitrary. I'm a sci-fi guy, not you, dude. I'm a clone guy.

So sorry. You don't know the finer details or the finer literature of clone media. This is really dumb. But also, there's the idea of a clone and then a copy. There's a difference, right? A copy is a clone, but a copy is like from the moment that this goes on,

it's you exactly. Your clone is immediately not you, though. Even the same as your copy. Like if someone clones me right now and there's another Kingston standing right beside me in another chair, he is immediately not me. He is a clone of me. That's a different person.

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Like, even the most minute things make difference. Yeah, but I feel like when I'm saying, saying ultimately is that a clone and a twin are very fucking different. They're quite different, yes. And like say, I would say... Genetically... Like if you're saying, if you're saying, well, fraternal twins look different.

Even identical twins... Identical twins... They don't start off looking different. They can start looking different because they start leading different lives, but they can also stick together and look extremely the same. Oh, but not exactly. But not exactly. They look very, very, very similar.

Like, they're easily... You can easily miss, like, There are many twins that you, many examples that have grown up oldest shit that have stuck in together and purposefully look the same because they like that gimmick. Well, I'm going to blow, well I'm going to blow your mind,

Derek. Yeah. We're twins. Shut the fuck up, idiot. It's just fucking die. But, but. What if that is true? It wouldn't be true. You're older to me. I can't believe this. This whole time.

This whole fucking time. Damn. Well, if it's true, your parents suck. They gave me up. It made me think. My mom died. It was expensive. That's crazy.

I get it. It's starting to make sense now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what happened? And also, you clearly are terrible. So, like, they... And that's why, like, King Dad, he, you know, he didn't like... He was like, he adopted you and he was like, this guy sucks.

Yeah. Let me be a fucking... My little dog adopted son. Let me be a little celestial terrorist now because my son sucks. Let me go make the world way worse because my son's a bitch. My stupid donated boy. You, you, little bachy boy. you. But yeah, I get, look it. I know it's not to say, I would say if we're talking like,

we're talking like socially like regular fucking people. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, oh, you know, just like, okay, a clone and like a, like a, like a, like a carma god, someone who looks like you. And so is it gay? Yes. Um, I would have, I would just have to say it, I don't understand how it could it be. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, there's another body. I guess the more, The more interesting question is it is, is it more gay than it is masturbation or is it more masturbation than it is gay? More gay than masturbation for sure. I think it's much more gay. It's just, because to me it's like master, like self-sucking yourself.

That's, you ask that question. That is a down the middle. And I would say because then people say, and I've actually, I've never, I didn't do this is, I don't, damn, I don't remember who said this. But fairly recently, it kind of made me, because I've always thought, well, yeah, it's, it's, if you jacking off is. is not gay, then sucking your dick's not gay. But then somebody said, and I wish I, I don't think it is, I see, I think somebody said this, which made me understand where they're coming from, but I still disagree, because it's still, I'm like, you're, if you jack off another man, that's gay.

So if you jack yourself off, that's not gay. So if you suck yourself off, that's not gay, right? Like, it's the same thing. You're just self-pleasureing yourself. However, someone said, when you suck your own dick, it feels more like you're sucking a dick than getting your dick suck. And I never considered that. And I'm like, oh.

I think that's the most valid answer to that. That makes a lot of sense, but it still doesn't negate the fact that, like, said, the same thing where it would apply to giving a hand job. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, oh, if like the whole, like, say, if you're sucking a dick, if you were jacking yourself off. Yeah. And somebody giving you a hand job, right? It's like, oh, does it feel more like you're- Well, this is why I wear gloves.

Some people. I sit on my hand. Somebody, yeah, I've heard about the shit. stranger. I wear like seven hours, eight hours on my hand. I said, and then I can't move my fingers. I can't tell them what to do.

So I just leave the cup. I sit on my hand for three straight days and then I put on a baseball glove. So I like to do. I like to break my arm. Yeah. What you do is because like if you were, say, look, here's my right hand. And if I wanted to make it feel like I was jacking somebody off, right? Like I would be like this, right?

So I have to break my arm. That is crazy. Sure, because, like, I can't get it perfectly, you know, a 90-degree angle. So I break it, and then I get it, and then I let it reset after three months. And I hump my fucking hand. That is very efficient. Yeah. So I only get to do it every few months, but it's worth it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a really hard to break my arm now. It's like going to Disney. It's really hard to break my arm now. The fucking, that fucking fracture is tough. It's tough. I got to pin it under something and pop it out. Yeah, they get really mad when I keep breaking the screws and the rods.

Like, We're like, bro, you're really determined that don't come back here. Look, dude, just masturbate regularly, dude. It's like, fuck you. I can't. I can't finish anymore. I can't finish no more. I need to pay.

I need to paint. I can't finish no more. I don't need to paint. I need you to hurt me. Imagine you get to the point where you just, like, couldn't even, like nothing but doing something that insane could get you off. I can't come without jumping off a two-story building and just barely being saved in a nick of time.

And he just blows one. Thank God I live in a world of superhero. I know a comedian named Josh Potter that can't really bust with a chick. What? That's bad. That's bad. That's bad. That's bad.

There was a while where he was kind of like a producer of a podcast. And they had this thing called, I think it was called like Make Josh Come tour or something. And so it was supposed to be girls that were just supposed to like see if they can get it done. and I don't think it worked and I never I I I that sucks that's really bad to me it's like you did everything when you were growing up you probably put like

several like cucumbers in your ass or something and yeah watched all the porn simultaneously like he was one of the first people to do have the dual monitors when he's like he's a little bit older to me he's like Wade and Composible he's like running around with the fucking screen Wade was cooked bro Wade was absolutely a gooner if Wade stood up

he's a man in the chair kind of Was he like, he like had a bunch of gooner shit. No, he was not even a little bit. He was a nerd. He was just a guy in his room surrounded by computers. He was a Hispanic kid that was a nerd. That's all he was. But if you, uh, you, how old was he?

What do you think? He was that age. Oh, he was that age. He was that age. We're like, so if this was in real life, though, he probably would be cooked, though. Yeah, he's probably, you think he would of, you think he was an innocent kid? A Hispanic kid with internet access? He's done.

He's done. He's cooked. Especially at that age, too. Like, that's, like, that's the time where, like, you've got to not let them have their own computer. Yeah. Because if you do, they're gone. You've lost your kid. You can't.

You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You know? Like, given a, giving a. You're going to default to the, we're the best genres ever. Exactly.

With that shit. I'm kind of, I feel like I was maybe a little bit blessed people around us. And people maybe even before that grew up a dial up or nothing. So, you didn't have, we didn't have the option of. Like, God. telling you, yeah, even,

even me, where it was, it wasn't great yet, but it was on its way towards being pretty good. And I'm like, all, fine,

buffering, I'll wait 20 minutes and I'll beat off at six. Oh, wait, I'm fucking, I'll suffer this. Yeah,

I do, I do miss the old buffering day. I guess it's, it doesn't matter anymore because everything buffers like on the fly, but you, you would wait for it to completely finish buffering and then so you can just like,

go, uh, instead of like, oh, you get 30 seconds and then it has to buffer again, and you type of shit. You fucking clean up everything. You get your room ready.

You're like, I don't know, can we get this done? Slav on his knob like corn on a cob. Dick is in me, wrote in. Pretty cool. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 5. 9 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Remember, you can also write in if you go over to Patreon.com. You can do a better job than this guy. Please help. It's not a question. That was juicy jizz, right? Yeah. Yeah. That is that his name, right? Juicy J. Yeah. Juicy Jiz? Chuck. It would be.

him in first. Drink called it. Geez. What are you talking about? Stop on my knob like a corner cop. The original one is from, which is from my juicy jizz? Afro-Affro-Man, right?

Yeah. Afro-man was the first one, I think. Original. No, you're thinking of Red Man. Afro-Man was the original? I think he was a Red Man. I think it was Afro-Man. You're thinking of Red Man.

I'm not. How long, hold on, hold on. Hold on. How long has Afro-Man been around? Can't tee up anything. A long time, dude. And you think he was. that first phrase is from him.

Saw it on my corner Cobb. Might have been said before him probably, but like that phrase was in one of his songs. I swear to God, one of his older songs. Look, if you're... I can look it up.

Go ahead. I'm just saying, no, I'm just saying if that is true, like, that is completely mind-blowing to me. Because I always... Never he had before Eminem for a bit?

Afro-man? No. I'm being honest. You're thinking of Skittles. I'm be honest. I've just, I've never given a shit about Afro-Man. Like,

it's always, it's always been annoying to me. I don't know that's you know that's a lot of people that love like weed and shit would probably be really mad that I said that but I don't care yeah there's just like it was just like gimmicky shit when I found Afro Man I was just like this stupid everything that was like weed oriented I kind of like didn't care about it all I never got into some some songs I'm like these songs are really good but I've always hated weed culture yeah like I'm like I don't give a fuck if you smoke weed why the fuck all of a sudden you have like plants all over you and shit I remember me like fuck Bob Marley well see that's the thing like that's different he didn't have fucking chronic shit on his fucking hats you know he has a regular no but he was like a dog he was like the Che Guevara of like weed culture for a little bit where like he just had his image

everywhere yeah and it wasn't his fault like yeah he didn't set out to do that right that's just no he literally was just doing his thing and then people adopt that man was a fucking he was a fucking mountain mover dog it was crazy how popular he was He did move mountains. Yeah, he did.

I remember watching. He moved that one Jamaican mountain. He had that one song. I'm moving mountains. Smoking weed, yeah. Yeah. I hate how a little bit of me doesn't like that. Even though like I'm so detached from that part of my culture, it's like, stop that.

We mountain. We jamming. We jamming. We move mountains for the Lord. We jamming mountains. I think those. I don't even like reggae, but I, listening to him makes me feel good. Moving mountains.

It's just positive music. Moving mountains tonight. You're fucking reggae. Moving. The, uh, amazing fucking jimp. Mountains are all right. Did you see, you haven't seen it. I did.

You saw it? The movie? Friendship. That movie's insane. Dude. What? So I, so I, there's a Tim Robinson movie out called Friendship that I, I do recommend. because it's fucking crazy.

Oh, the guy named Jim, I forgot. Your name's Jim? Jim. Jim. Yeah, that's stupid. Jump when or not. Jim. It's fucking stupid.

No, he's just a guy. There is a moment. There's a moment in that movie. There's a lot of moments in that movie where I was just like. Is he small? Jim. Jim. Jim.

Jim. He's the regular guy. Jim. The imp. No. But what were you going to say? Boring. There's a moment in that movie in the fucking holding cell.

That is so crazy. where he walks towards him and he's like, dude what the fuck's your property? And he slips. And that scene set me off in the theater so bad that I had to get up and go to the side area

because I was writhing too much. I thought that scene was so... That movie is insane. I think Tim Robbins is like genuinely probably the funniest guy ever. Like actually, I think he's so funny. It's insane. He's up there.

He's in the top 20 modern comedians for sure. I can't think of somebody that's genuinely much funnier than him. Like, for real. I don't just, I don't think I've been paying enough attention to say something like that. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know if I've like,

because there's still that, the, what is it, the rehearsal with Nathan Fielder, the guy who did Nathan for you that everybody's talking about. You haven't seen it yet? Not the new season,

no. I don't think I finished the first season either. The first season, there's a moment in the first season that's so stressing that I was like, what is happening? I like anxiety comedy.

I like that it's becoming a thing. Anyway, I like anxiety comedy comedy I like when people watch things And get really stressed and then laugh at the end I like things that are funny Because they're uncomfortable Oh yeah Like there's something about it

That's the best kind of comedy though And it's on I feel like it's not common Because a lot of comedy is like wacky or whatever Well people I understand why it's not common because Of course yeah Yeah I also don't think a lot of people Are good at doing it

There's like a really You have to have a very specific skills I think Tim Roberts is pretty good at it It'd be incredible sorry go like No Nathan Fielder Have you ever seen Nathan for you Yeah, yeah, dude. You gotta be willing to not break up there.

There's a gas station in Burbank that he went to. Oh yeah? It's the one over by where we live. Yeah, it's the one where, yeah. And it had the guy where he walks up to some guy, is this old, I think Armenian guy? I'm not really sure. He looked kind of actually like, he looked kind of like a camellian. I couldn't really tell like where the fuck he came from.

But like this old guy runs the gas station and Nathan's trying to like figure out how to like drum up business for the gas station. and out of nowhere, unprompted, this old guy is like, yeah, just drink some pee. And he goes, like, what? And he's like, yes, I drink my grandson's pee is good for you. And it's serious. It's not like a, he's too old. And obviously, he's working in a gas station. He's not like a comedic genius where, like, he understands.

Oh, he's like playing a character. Yeah. He's literally like saying, like, no, if you drink grandson, your grandson's pee is good for you. That's crazy. He almost. And he asserts it. And like, he, like, he, like, that's, he, like, that. That's the first time I've ever seen Nathan Fielder break in anything.

And I think it's the only time he has. I don't think there's a single, because he like, what? And you can see it. It's just like, what the fuck are you saying? I wonder if that guy's still there. I wonder if you, like... Making people break is the best thing. I want to see Tim Robbins break.

I want to see Tim Robbins break. I want to see Tim Robbins break. I want to see him break character finally. Yeah. He's like, he's immobile. Like, he won't break character. And I want to hear him do it. Friendship's very good.

Nathan Fugge is very good. Paul Rudd is great in that movie, dude. I wasn't expecting Paul Rudd to even be in that movie. I saw nothing about it. Oh, really? I just knew that it was a Tim Robbins movie, and I was like, I guess I'll watch it. Anyway, this guy rode in, and we got distracted at fucking immediately. He says, not a question, but I want to thank Derek for letting us know that Taco Bell seasoning can be bought in stores.

Me and my girlfriend make CrunchRap Supremes on weekends, and it's way better than the fast food ones, and you can stuff them with as much as you want. I never thought that would be anything I would get thanked for. Of all the things you've done for people, like, if you think about all the kindnesses that you've done for people, like throughout your life. Dude, the thanks that you get for the things that you get thanks for is very funny.

I'm a donator. I donate. I give homeless people food. You know, I like, I, I, but yeah,

this is the one that I'm most proud of. Yeah, he rescues, he rescues puppies from. puppy mills that are going to be executed and he finds them homes. Yeah. Sometimes I, you know, I don't make it there before they put them in the wood chipper. Yeah, they do have a big wood chipper.

I just make sure they have a puppy chipper. It's a puppy. It was built. It was built. It's a puppy's mouth and the back is its tail. That implies that the end result is puppy chips. Yeah. Which is not really the case.

I mean, they chip the puppies, right? It's specifically for puppies. So, like, it's a puppy shaped. Yeah. And then they, you know, it's a wood chipper, right? So only supposed to put wood in a wood chipper. So only was supposed to put puppies in a puppy chipper. Yeah, if you put wood in a puppy chipper, it's going to come out of dogs.

It's going to come out of a fucking full dog. There's going to be more dogs. Yeah, yeah. All right. Chips wood into more dogs. That would be so insane. And no one's talked about it. It's not like that.

No one's talking about it. No one's talking about it. No one's talking about the puppy chipper incident. And it's crazy. There's so many puppies now. too many we don't have the infrastructure

to we gotta get rid of them four more years yes more less puppies or whatever pee off my dimples off okay

I love how there's wild dogs in places like oh thank you sir yeah I love that yeah yeah

It's great. But yeah, you're welcome for the Taco Bell thing. I think in honor of that, I'm going to go drop by Ralph's and go buy a pack or something. Yeah. Or wherever. I think it's on my like fucking Walmart or whatever. I really hate Taco Bell. I don't know, man.

I feel like you'd like him if you did it. Sometimes. If you did it like that. Oh, making the food of myself is different. Like you make the food because like the seasoning is pretty fucking bomb. But yeah, you can you can taste the quality, but sometimes you want that quality. Especially when I'm tired and feeling like shit, Taco Bell is amazing. Bell is really great for like if you're either drunk or tired.

Yeah. Like it's actually genuinely, because like I've tried like, you know what? I'm not going to have Taco Bell. I'm drunk and I'm tired. I'm going to have real Mexican food. Uh-huh.

And it's wasted. Yeah. In that context because you're like, you can't even really taste as much. Yeah. You're kind of like you're wasting. A lot of times you don't even finish it, man. Yeah.

It's like too big. And it's just like it actually is genuinely worse in certain context. than the worst version of the food. Yeah. I literally just saw that this dude, shout out to Mike Terry. Not from me. Shout out from him.

Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to do that. But yeah, they just put him on blast where he just passed out with the half-eaten burrito in his fucking head. Oh my God,

that's like that fucking, that picture of David Hasselhoff on the floor with the burger. That sucks looking over. You know when they drew him in SpongeBob where they had Squidward doing it? That video, that video was so fucking.

was so fucking even as a kid I was like that guy's really going through it beautiful that's a leap ball knowledge I forgot about that that is stuff like that is old school shit it's like oh fucking seven yeah that's like I think you're exactly right that's funny if that is the

exact year if you pin that if you pin that it's definitely flavor of love and shit like that please yeah please that was fair I love that video and it's so fucked up that like was it his daughter or something yeah just like recording him and I'm like

bro you Your daughter. Now, I get it. She probably did it too, specifically give him a wake-up call. Well, I'm saying that. I don't know if that's true. Well,

you'd hope that's it. But she might have just been like, fuck my dad. He won't give me money. The incident with David Hasseloff, eating a burger on the floor of his Las Vegas home occurred in 2007.

That's crazy. Something about that attached to like a memory of. You know what's crazy about it? I knew you were right because it's just like, yes, 2007 is exactly when that happened. I'm thinking like flavor of love, rock of love.

You know why I remember this? Because I remember somebody's showing it to me. Somebody's showing it to me while I was reading like a game informer about like Halo 3. And it was about to come out. And I remember being excited. And somebody was like, hey, look at this. That is, hell you this fucking loser. That connection is crazy.

Look at this guy from Baywatch fucking suffering, dude. I have this association. I have years with like really. strong associations where I can tie a lot of memories together. I just have random shots in the dark. In 2007 is one of those years where I'm just like I remember damn near everything been happening. It was, it felt

fun. That was the first year of high school for me too so it's like a lot is happening. You just like kind of oh this is a this is a big deal that year felt fun for me. I don't remember what was happening. I don't know what was going on. That's cool but I remember it being fun. That's cool.

Sometimes I say things just because I think they'd be funny. for me. Sometimes you gotta. Sometimes you gotta just shit on Kingston. Sometimes you have to record your drug dad eating a burger on the floor. I never saw my dad. He's gay. I literally can't see him do this homosexuality.

I refuse to look at him. I don't see gay people because gays are... Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number

that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping

their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcast. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we give

bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Skelly. He died those things.

He's all right. It's like, gut. I feel like he'd survive. I feel like he'd fucking enduring. You'd be like, come on. They would have like a bunch of people go in

as like they would rebuild him. It's like that scene in Robocop was like, we could make him better. Oh, man, they rebuild. They would pray over him, it would actually work. They'd all be like, would they make Trumpo cop?

What would they do? Robo Trump. Trump. Trumpo cop is so dumb. They would make him a police officer. It is literally Robo Trump But they call him Trump Because that's the only connection that they can make

I don't want RoboTrump that's boring Yeah Trumpo cop is fucking perfect He's the worst cop Ever Like there's nothing redeeming about What's a Robocop quote? Like I don't really remember like the things that he says Take this dirt bag

And he blows some black guys head off actually. You shoot some of guys' dick off. Your move, creep. When he, uh, when he blows off,

uh, um, the rapist's, uh, uh, the dick. Yeah. And then he,

wait, not, never mind. Uh, there's just, um, I was just, um, I was just remembering a,

a, a different, um, I remember a different, because he says, he says, he says, you move creep before that,

uh, but like, I just remember, I just had a memory just hit me like really hard where, I remember I try to gaslight people to, to, I put the quote, I put him, like the your move creep, but I put your move in the F slur. And I try to gaslight people that he actually says that.

And I was like, I can't believe they fuck. I can't believe he said that. I was like, dude, 80s were like wild back in the day. And I was trying to. You know what? That I think would work on me. That's believable. That is so not unbelievable.

It was the Edward. It would be different, obviously. Well, it was Detroit. So. Yeah. Even that would be more believable than it should be. but it's not nearly as meaningful. The episode.

Like the EFSA was everywhere. 100%. The EFSA was in like the 2000s. Brother. You know, in movies in the 2000s. I think I've said this before. Was it? Yeah, Optimus Prime calls.

I can't even get through it. The fact that you said really is what got me. You said that. You said that like a kid getting a Christmas gift. So happy. Really? Really? I was going to go back and I was going to run to my car.

and then in my head it's just What I've done Fall away For what Michael Bay No yeah There's more to them Than meets the eye

And Megatron is a I'm in the theater I'm in the theater Fucking a little bit I taste myself You see these videos Are these guys going around On TikTok

That are just like They're they're singing gay songs They're doing what we do They're doing what we do. They're doing it? Yeah. And they're pretty good. They're harmonizing and everything.

Oh, see, look, man, I don't like when it gets too good. Then I get a little, I get turned off personally. It's not like, it's improvised. And it's not like mixed or anything. No, what I mean is, what I mean is talent is like when it gets to like, when it reaches talent, I get a little turned off because I want to. Like Lady Gaga starts doing it. I like, it's one of those things where it's like, I, I love.

like when gutter, like when it's just like in this gutter trash, it's so stupid. Yeah. I like when people see this and I read the comments of people are like, they're really upset. Like it, it's so funny to me. And when it gets to a point when like the people are really talented and they do it because then it kind of transcends the people being upset, they're like, oh, this is really good. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I need them here. I need them. I need them. I need them. I ain't even hating. It's just, uh, it's just a thing where it kind of like, you know, it's like a guitarist when they, when they, I like seeing somebody like play something really cool. And then there's a motherfucker that's like, kill it.

And I'm like, I'm like, I'm good. I want to do an experiment because I saw this, I saw this video these guys doing, um, was it, give me the beat boys and free my soul. Yeah. Oh, I think I've seen that. And I want to, you know, of the people doing it. I think I've seen that. Give me a meat boy and free my holes. I want to get lost in your ass and throat.

piss away. I think I've seen that. I want to suck on your cog in Jisham gay. I'm gay. In the Roman is like the turn of cameras panning Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's like, it's good, but I also think like, I feel like, it's so interesting because I think I was listening to it and I was like, did we do that exact one? I feel like we'd done that. No.

Like not officially, but I feel like we've definitely done that. I feel like everyone's made a gay version of that. Of course, but like it was the whole Jism gay that got me. I was like, that sounds. familiar to me. The one thing, no, I will, uh, props to that, uh, the one thing, I feel like there's

one rule, an unspoken rule is that you, you don't have to, but if you can, make sure I'm gay is in there. It must be. Yeah. Like there's sometimes, I'm like, it doesn't count otherwise. I, I, I agree, I want to agree, but sometimes I'm like, damn, it just, when, when, if you force it in there in a way that like, oh, I just have to put in there for the sake of put it in there, uh, it could make it funnier, but then it could also make it flop. And so, like, say, I just dropped one. And so I'm gay, is in there. And I feel very satisfied.

I feel very satisfied. I thought it so officially. That felt like I was watching a VH one behind the music. I did a... And J is in there. Corn Freak on a Leash, which, uh, I'm just doing all the ones that people are like, just do the popular dumb songs. I'm like, all right.

Make a gay version of industry, baby. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't turn it up. You can't. It has to be offensive. It's just like, it's like, oh.

Yeah, it's a man. That beat is fucking. That beat is fucking hard. I ain't produced that beat. Sucking cock, hey. Fucking butts, hey. Fucking butts, hey. I'm fucking butt.

Oh, fucking butts. Hey. I'm fucking gay. What was his name? Jizz Harlow? What's the guy's name? That nigga flopped crazy dog.

He flopped in a wild guy. Did she get paid a album and how fucking, like, that just like came and like nobody gave a shit? Yeah, because she. fucking isn't into like bitch you're not in demand anymore well go away well the thing is like pop music is in demand but like she just well the thing is like she's so out of touch it's crazy right like every you can tell like the things that she says and like oh i went to space and oh how cool is that that i went to space like nobody cares that the fucking millionaire went to space yeah are you kidding me are you not aware of how people feel right now and then like there was a thing recently where like an old

song of hers was going viral where was that like um do you know that song that was going viral of hers? I probably know the song. Oh my God. She sang it all weird, but like all the words are going away from, going away from me now because all I can think of

is that give me the beat boys and free my soul. That's like taking the place of the only song in my brain now. Just being infected by the gay. Oh my God. What the fuck is that song? Damn it.

It's an old one? It's an old one. Fireworks? California girl. No, it's like something I... I kissed the girl and I liked it. It's something that I never heard before. Wish, bitch.

Oh, so it's not like one of her, like, famous ones? I mean, it might be, but like, not to the degree. He touched this. Another one in the casket. I don't sing like that. You know, I'm already out of them. What is what? Yeah, California sluts, they're undeniable.

Oh, shut up. I hate people commentating on the thing that I'm looking for. Yeah, like, bitch, shut your fucking mouth. Jesus fucking Christ. Slag. So many people just think, like, we want to see their faces and talk. It's like that song is like, you're like an Indian summer in the middle of a winter. Like it's, it's some old fucking song like that.

You are my only exception. It sounds like that. Well, no, because that's a great song and you're crazy. No, it's like the way you said it sounds like that. I think that song is. No, no. I remember it really well. It's the inflection that she makes on it is insane.

Brand new eyes is an underrated album. You are my only exception. Yeah, you are. It sounds fucking fake. You're saying it like a retard. She says it kind of funnily, doesn't she? She doesn't say it like that? Wait, yeah.

There's like parts of it that are fucking ridiculous. Whatever. It's like cursive singing, basically. And people are making fun of it. And people are just joking around about it. And then she goes on stage and she plays it. And she goes like, you're like an Indian summer in and I don't sing like that and she puts the guitar away and I'm like brother first of all yes you do it was literally the song like people weren't like making people weren't like singing your song all weird they were lip syncing to the song that you made she addressed it she addressed it but not even in like it like I think you can address it I mean like you have to lean into it what are you talking about you're having like a viral thing like what was the last I this is the only time I've heard of you

you in fucking forever outside of the space thing, which was not positive at all. Right. So like, play along with it. Sing the song weirder, in fact. I think the problem. And have fun. Like, what are you doing? She's so self-serious.

It's, yeah. The problem is that you got, like, I think musicians is very real. I think at a certain point, you might just kind of lose it. But the problem is that it's, music, like, art is such a, like, a thing that, like, if you're an artist, knowing you're not as artistically talented anymore sucks to you, you know? Sure. Like if you're if you're if you don't got it exactly more be fine with it.

I did I did I did what I did you know. The thing that's stupid me. I broke my records. I did. I did. I did the impossible. And I'm good. I'm fine.

Like 100,000 did that probably a little too extreme. But he like, he did what he did. He was like, all right. Bye. And he left music. Look at man. I'm going to say that as 100,000, you know, he writes his shit. Katie Perry doesn't write her own music.

Oh, yeah, no way. So very likely. The thing that's not not very likely, she doesn't write her own music. And the thing is, when you're in a position like that, it's really odd for me for people to not pop because all you got to do is, okay, what's hot right now? Who's the hottest producer? I'm going to work with them now.

They're probably going to be expensive, but you can usually have money to that. It's weird to me when people flop, when all you have to do is just buy a song from somebody who has who's popping out bangers. And it's like, say, Olivia Rodriguez was a new artist a few years ago, right? So she was working with people, oh, I want a song like Lana Del Rey. I'm going to work with someone like that.

Oh, fucking now I have this Paramore type songs. People are starting getting back into pop punk. The pop punk era is coming back now. So I'm going to have this song that's a little bit. It sounds like fucking misery business. You know, it's like it's calculated and it's smart. I think I got a band from Twitter. What happened?

I think I got a band from Twitter maybe. What are you talking about? I don't know. What did you do this time? I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? Of course you know. No, I genuinely don't know. It's just like, I don't know if it's not loading or if it's broken or what. Oh, it's probably broken. I saw it last week. I did tweet a picture of a of a, uh, uh, so you did do something.

I did too. I mean, I don't know if that's it because I feel like it's pretty tame. Okay. But it's a picture of, uh, Andrew Tate that he, he uploaded of like a bunch of guns surrounding him. No, Twitter is broken. Oh, cool. Yeah, that's great. Classic. Classic Twitter being broken. He did what now? He had like a picture of him like in the center with a bunch of guns. guns around him to like because I'm so percuted. So cool. Yeah and it was sunglasses

like it doesn't even faze me that I'm persecuted. So I'm going to post this obviously. And I just retweeted it. I was like, great idea. So at first I thought maybe that was it. Oh, okay. It's like, you're death threat. No, I love this

fucking sex trafficker. Protect my pedophile. What are we doing? Then he just gave, didn't him in his Call trumpo cop now. I'm going to shoot you in the dick It is going to be satisfactory

I like the idea that he's still fat too They didn't have to make him But they still made him like bulbous But he's like metal And he has his lean still He can lead way more now He's fucking Michael Jackson We've got him 45 degrees

He's at a 25, bro. He's at a 20. What do you mean? He's just uptoos. He's just fucking. He's like a stapler. He's acute.

He's very acute. He's wildly acute. That's, he can lean as low as five degrees without falling. He could go under every one of the fucking checkpoint rails. He can just run under those. Excuse me,

room, room. And he fucking has wheels in his feet. He drives up. I don't even know what I'd be seeing. if that was coming at me at that angle Trumple cop's on his way

Trumple cops on his way Don't worry I guess he's doing But his arm is up Yurt move Creep It's actually really hard to do that impression and make it robot

The servos in his hands He spins them Burger acquired Epstein Protected We've got to resurrect Epstein Did you see their fucking

Their guys What was it Dan Bongino And was it Fucking Cash Patel Yeah We were all talking about For years It was like

Epstein didn't fucking kill himself They fucking They're hiding everything And now they're Now because they're in the machine They're like No he killed himself I saw it a while

Which by the way Which like I don't believe I don't There's There's no, I would have to see a video of it happening. Yeah. Like you really, seeing a file, I can't imagine that seeing a file would convince me that

Epstein killed himself. No. Under no circuit percent. I, a file would convince me that like, I would have to say that. The thing that's, like, there's no shot. Are you kidding? The thing that's so disgusting. Ridic is that we know that they know how tied Trump is to Epstein.

So that's why they're lying. Yeah. It's like, it's the most obvious shit in the world. Because let's say if, didn't he fucking meat. on you on the fucking Alita Express or some shit. Some crazy shit. I think they had sex for the first time on that plane. To me it's like the craziest thing is, oh, he was, he was fucking neighbors with them

essentially. Yeah. Like, Marla- like, Epstein had his house near Mar-a-Lago. My good buddy, Epstein. And they were just like fucking hanging out all the time. And then literally Epstein does an interview and he's like, oh, my fucking best friend. Yeah, there's a quote of him saying he's a hot one, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, he likes him young.

He said that. Yeah. That's the amount. By the way. It's so stupid. By the way, it is. Did you see that video, by the way, of... I said that to you guys in our text chat

because I just thought it was so funny because it sounded like something that we would say on this show. There's a video of fucking Kyle Kalinsky talking about Jordan Peterson on his Jubilee video. Oh, yeah. He said...

This was his expert news analysis. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child.

Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

One. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere. North, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. What was that like? Jordan Pearson goes there and eats a bag of dicks, bro. Just crushes a bunch of penises into a pace and chugs it on air. I was like, what the fuck?

That description of doing that. But a pestle, dude. Like, so what I do with Oreos. Dude, I'll get like, I'll get like, like, Oreo cookies when I'm like my ice cream. I'll start crushing. trouble. Dude, it was hearing that I was, because I just have him on generally, like, in the background

when I'm doing other stuff, like, and I was, like, doing laundry and cleaning. And I was just expecting to kind of, like, either, like, not pay that much attention or, like, maybe something will catch my attention or whatever. And then I heard that. I was like, what the fuck? I was not expecting to hear shit like this. But, uh, Kyle is really fucking funny. Kyle should come on the show.

I would love him on the show, but he's, he's, hey, all you got to do is ask. Kyle Kaczyzki's a fucking loser. And if he doesn't show up on the show. Stop. No. If he doesn't show up on the show that he's a coward. Kyle, what a coward. Kyle, I think you're really cool. Unfortunately, you're... He's lying because I pay him to lie. That's not, you don't, he don't pay me.

This guy's the biggest shill. What you don't pay you? What are you talking about? The internet pays us. You're crazy. Yeah, this is a, this is a public, a funded. This is like PBS. This is PBS. This is public. This is actually, this is government. This is the new PBS now that PBS is gone.

Right. It's not gone yet, right? Well, I mean, it's borderlines It's been bad for a long time It's getting gone, man It's getting gone That's crazy I love PBS

I really hope they don't get rid of it That channel was really important To me and my growing up Did you see the fucking Rizzler On Sesame Street? Yeah, that's fine The Rizers was everywhere, dude I

I felt like I think one of my ribs cracked Yeah Just watching it Because I was just like What the fuck is happening I'm kind of like him Famous movie was always been on that

Yeah, I actually don't hate him I like him. He doesn't seem like a bad kid. He's just like genuinely like a kid. I guess they're just trying to give him a few good years. He was streaming. He was streaming Fortnite with some big creator. I don't know who the fuck he was.

Oh, Connor, Connor, uh, Connor eats pants, I think. Probably, probably. It's like a Fortnite Friday. He's the same guy who had, uh, what is it? The guy who everybody thought was Elon Musk. Elon Ma? No. Yeah, it was that guy.

The fucking Adrian something? When the hell was this? Adrian Dittman? Is that, I don't know that guy? I don't know. Oh, it was some guy who, like, everybody was convinced it was Elon because he would jump into Twitter spaces or whatever. Oh. And defend him real hard.

But I think he, I think it turned out that it wasn't, but he leaned into the idea that people thought it was. I see. But, uh, I see. I think I saw him streaming one of those. Did you see the same clip that I saw? No. It was he was talking about, like, how he wanted to give everybody rent free or whatever. Yeah, that's the same guy.

Okay. Yeah, Conner. The Rizzler was saying all this dumb kid stuff that a kid would say. like about yeah giving us free he was just like all this yeah i would make rent 45 dollars he's a kid you know like it's just natural good in him he's not yeah yeah he's not corrupted by the world yet yeah although i'm that's kind of shocking i don't know how he hasn't been molested yet it's crazy you're fucking trash you're fucking trash you're so trash i cannot believe you just said that dude that that made me clutch my pearls dude and i

I'm a fucking demon. I mean, but like, yeah, we know he hasn't because he's still in his good mind. Hollywood hasn't sunk his teeth into him yet. Surprisingly, he's been everywhere. I know. I just was not expecting that even slightly. I think he needs to get out of the industry now before it happens. I don't remember what we were talking about.

Isn't he like 11? Before it happens, dude, because he's not 11. He's about younger than that. We need to protect Rizzler at all costs, all right? Honestly, he might be, I think he might be an arbiter of guns. good. That's the thing. So when you protect him because then somebody's going to get their dirty fucking claws

in them and they're going to be like, boom, boom, boom. What is going on? He's the devil. You're the fucking devil, not? He's only doing this because we can't see his eyes. That's crazy. We can't indict him because he's hiding his eyes.

That's crazy. He thinks the Costco guys are going to get him. Even for me, that was crazy. We've got to save the Rizzler. We have to save him. I think what they're doing is they're trying to give him like a couple of good years because, you know, I mean,

He's clearly not... He's not going to be an adult. But he's a kid. He's a kid, though. He's a child star, and he's obese. And he's obese. He's a child. He can hit, like, puberty

and in the fucking... And fucking two summers. He'll be fucking... That is true. He could kick in. What if he ends up being so jacked? It's crazy. That'd be crazy.

No, I'm the risler. We should give him all the roids. They'll be sick. No! Yes. I agree with that. Let's pump the Rizler full of roids. Put him in a fight camp.

Yes. With a bunch of other kids. No, we do it. It'll be... Japan and then fucking Shaolin Temple. No, it's a great idea. Fuck my idea. And build the strongest Rizzler possible. Yeah, let's go to

Shown, let's throw them in a Shal and you build it, I guess. Yeah, you build off of this. You build a Shal and Temple. You build a Shal and Temple right now. Go there where they have their shit and I'm like, I was probably just 2,000 years ago. Guys, if you donate, if

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I've seen them build hospitals in like a month in China. I think you can get it done in five months. You know how many people are inside that hospital the wrong way? I didn't say anything about that. That doesn't change what I said. Would it be crazy if you wouldn't be crazy if you would be crazy? I said it at all. Wouldn't be crazy if you went to that hospital and it just did not make sense. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with

pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of parabenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do,

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Like the corridors lead to nothing. Yeah, like they completely improvised it. Like, it's just like, there was no plan at all. They just kind of like, let's build a big box

and figure out what to do with it later. People are on the ceiling. People are strapped on the ceiling. It's like an MCSher, like the staircase. going in every single direction and you're like, why'd you build staircases

horizontally? It looks like the episode of the Simpsons when they rebuild Flanders' home after a hurricane tears it down and it's the town

they don't know how to build houses in the community and there's a where you're going down the hall and it looks, the door looks fine it looks like it's just in the background but you walk up to it.

It's just fucking this big. It's like it's like, six inches. It's so fucking funny, dude. First of all, they painted over gravel. So there's dirt and shit.

And it's just like, that's a great gag. It's so funny. This is a bunch of little Simpsons. For some reason, there's like very specific voice lines that live in my head. Yeah.

For some reason, there's like one where like, I don't even, it's probably from a later episode too, but like they're like trying to sue somebody or something or they're talking to a lawyer. And there's a song, breaking the law.

by by juice brief yeah but it's like it's about obeying the law or whatever oh i think i remember that copyright law copyright law and the guys are like the law it's like that's such a weird delivery of that of that word that sounds from copyright law copyright law fucking stupid anyway jack the blumpkin king rode in nice classic what are some local ads slash jingles you had growing up in your hometown there was this theme song for the twin Dragon's Mongolian barbecue available on YouTube that lives in my head

rent free. My answer to this is always Foxwoods. Mine is, I have that one. Foxwoods, Cars for Kids is stuck in my fucking head. Cars for Kids.

1, 877 Cars for Kids. K-A-R-S cars for kids. Donate your car's for kids. Donate your car today. That shit's so stupid. It sucks. Foxwood was the best though, man. Like, unironically,

take a chance. Wait, wait. If they had the, it's like a big band kind of Sinatra or like lounge kind of song. But like if they had that on Spotify, I would actually probably add it to my phone.

Round in the world we go. It's a... I forgot all of it. I don't remember the three lines here. Take a chance. Make it happen. Finger snapping. Spin the wheel.

Round and round we go. Ain't life is good. Life is sweet. Grab yourself a front row seat. Yes. And let's meet. And have a ball. That's too.

Much. Oh, let's live. For the wonder of it all. Meet me at Foxwoods. Foxwoods. What is Foxwoods? I don't know. I've been there with my family before.

It fucking sucks. It's over by Atlantic City and it's just gambling. It's a casino. Oh, it's a casino. But like as a kid, I was transfixed. I was like, what is this magical place? I'm so like elevated every time I hear this song. I can't wait to go there eventually.

And I think we ended up, I think we did go. I just wasn't aware. I went there and it was fucking shit. do when I think about because that's appealing to old people to gamble away all their money yeah yeah the ones that are broken Frank Sinatra wants your money give me right away you fucking bitch

you're gonna die you won't take it when you go bring it to me have a seat sit a dementia ass around the submitting your dementia with it ass and give me your money you don't it won't matter that you don't know where you are

I fucking because you're safe I promise Damn, dude. Oh my God, I went there. It's so fucking evil. I did love that song, though. I hate Atlantic City. Fuck that place, dude.

Never been. I only went. You're not a New Yorker. I don't know. I'd imagine you to going to go into New York. It would actually take on Atlantic City to be crazy. To go to Atlantic City on the West Coast is actually psychotic. Yeah.

Like, you already have Vegas. There's the one in Montabello, the one over there. I forgot what it's called. The, like, a bunch of games over there. Lily wanted to go once. I was like, Lily, we don't. gamble. We're just going to go there for literally nothing. True.

Like I don't like I, I've maybe I've maybe played like the aesthetics of casino is more than I like anything about them. Aesthetically, I like the, I like the high roller aesthetic. Yeah. Because the magical, the magic whimsy dream is always fucking over a casino. That is like every person's like greatest dream.

Going to casino and robbing them fucking blind and it being like, just hard man. You gotta have, you got to fuck you money like like a, like a, all like that piece of shit, Dana White. Even having fucking money. I think he's been banned from some casinos from like bleeding them too much.

He's one like that before? Yeah. Really? Yeah, because he's got fucking money so he can easily just, as soon as you know the tactics on how to like, oh, you, here's what you bet. Here's the amount of money you have here. Like a guy used to live with when I was in Vegas, he had a friend that his full-time job

was gambling. He's just gambling. That's so crazy. Because he's like, oh, yeah, I know the odds. Like, I know how much you need to take with you. And then this is how much you clear on average. It is really just math. It's not exactly easy math, but it's really just math.

And once you figure that out, you're like, oh, yeah, I can go here. But they will ban you or kill you. They'll make you go missing. Back in the day, the killing probably, but I don't think they do that. But you can't come here. There's plenty of people on YouTube. They're like, yeah, I've won like $8 million from like five banks separate times. Like, they don't let me back in.

Like, I can't go to places in Vegas. It's like, what? But it is like, how do they do, but it's, how do they even effectively ban people? Are there so many people? They know you, they have cameras all over those bitches, bro. I guess so, but I guess, all over. I guess it would be like an information overload type thing for me where it's just like, is, is everybody who's, you mean to tell me everybody who works at this casino is going to recognize

some random guy that was banned eight years ago? Dude, many stuff slips through the clacks. It's like a, it's like a, uh, people getting banned from venues or something. Maybe this is a bad example, but I was going to say Tyrese Halliburton basketball player, his dad got banned. Of the NBA? Well, he was banned from Indiana's their stadium because he got into Janice's face. And they banned him, but they eventually, they bans of all. A better example is a guy threw a cup at a player.

And so he's banned for life. And the thing is, it's like, well, that guy can probably just shave his head or whatever, do some things. it could probably slip through, but it's more of, I think maybe people being too nervous to even try is that kind of the idea to this keeping them out

because yeah, I'm sure you can still slip in and gamble, but most people are cowards. They probably have like, particularly people like, hey, these people you watch out for, depending for these faces,

because it's a casino. There's not about money moving around there. So I'm sure it'd have like, you would assume it'd have pretty good security, you know, you would assume it'd have, some decent surveillance. It's definitely all. I imagine because they make so much fucking ungodly

amounts of money. Security is probably good. But you see, if you go online for enough, you've seen some wild stuff happen on casino floors, especially drunk people pissing themselves. And that's the thing that's just like I imagine the inherent. The inherent

juxtaposition of that, right? Like somebody walking with like a bag full of money. Yeah. With like a crazy watch. And a nice suit. And then next to him is a guy pacing him self. It's so funny. I like the idea of like in frame.

There's open frame. You see the casino, everything's kind of blurred. One guy walks by, he's like holding this bag. There's money full of it. He's about to do some big heist. He got people like, are you guys ready? You guys in a position? Yeah, sure.

And he walks out of frame. There's one guy like, arm on a fucking machine. Just fucking sobbing and pissing the fuck out of himself. Just flooding the floor full of piss. There's a video. There are people kind of like, ugh. Like you're lifting their feet. There's a video of, uh, the, uh, there's a video of, uh,

We brought up on the show a couple times. Yeah. It's a very classic video of this guy at a baseball stadium. This is this fat guy at a baseball stadium that's just sitting there with his hand like this against his mouth and just vomiting right into his hand. And it just streamed. He's spewing. That is one of my favorite videos of all time because he's so resigned to it. Yeah.

What do you do? No, that's what I mean. It's just like the best thing. thing you can do is just sit there and fucking soil yourself. It's just four hot dogs and probably six beers. I've never seen someone puke like that in my life. I think it was six people peer.

Those, uh, those cups of beers. Well, I've never seen people puke all over themselves. But like it wasn't like that much. That guy was spewing out vomit. I've thrown up way more than that. Have you? What? Are you stupid?

Have you never, have you never had like alcohol poisoning or fucking? I just haven't had that much liquid to throw up though. Yeah, like I'll find it. Like, I've thrown up. You'll find it, man. Like, I've got to, I were having the flu when I was, like, really young and throwing up all day. Yeah. That was, like, that was the sickest I think I ever been, even counting alcohol poison.

I've, like, I don't throw up very often, but I learned how to make myself throw up at a young age. So I think from that moment on, I didn't, like, I didn't really throw up that much. I kind of resigned from it. It's just a terrible feeling. But, like, I have thrown. Like, I've been drunk. I've woken up at, like, house parties with my groin covered and vomit before. but I've never

thrown up like that. Like he was spewing. He was. I was, I've vomited before. You're going to go in. I've never, I've never,

I've never, fucking stumbled back into the toilet tub, probably knocked myself out. And then she was just like, up and pulled the pants and probably fucking left. Cushion.

That was concussed, dude. A concussion with a boner. It's crazy, dude. You have a boner the whole time you're a concussion. And he was just, and he was just. You would have woke up way earlier if you didn't have an erection, but you do, so it kind of just in stasis.

That's crazy. I don't age while I'm like that, too. That's how you don't age. Oh, you found a view. You found it. There you go. I'm going to try it out. I'm very erect, all right?

I'm going to take Viagra and then knock myself on the kitchen counter. And you'll wake up in fucking year 3,010, and you're like, wow. It's fucking crazy, man. 3,000. There's no more black people. What happened? I'm the last one. Okay, so here it is.

They just left. So somebody, I'm glad to have something like this. We got Mars. Mr. Hot Salsa Rodin. Says, hello, boyos. In reference to the taxi medallions. They are needed for yellow cabs. The medallions are bought by wealthy people at those high prices and then rented out to recent imports at high rental prices so they can drive yellow cabs.

Feels really fucking... Capitalism. I love it. It's great. I hate that foreigners are treated so badly. Oh, my God. It makes you feel so happy. Whenever you go and you see people that are brown trying to live

and they're just being treated unfairly. Yay! Yay, the Central Liberty is worthless. I love it. Yay! Watch me dance. I'm having a hard time remaining in this country, guys. I'm having a hard time.

I don't know why. I want to see what happens. Maybe not from next. I definitely, I mean, I have a timeline. Like, if I think, if there's a where I think there's a point in no return, then it's like, my, I'll be honest. the my main motivation for not leaving already or gearing up to do it is physically doing the podcast here and it's like doing well it's been like significant it's been growing it's been

trending upwards yeah I it's just let's let's keep this going and uh we probably the growth wouldn't be as good if we went back to being remote you know what I'm saying if things not bad I would leave America the problem bad part is that Lily wouldn't want to leave but at that moment, it's like, this is irresponsible of you to expect me to stay. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with

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as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like, I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently.

It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. You know, like if things are, if the goose is cooked, you know, you got to get it out the oven.

You don't just leave it in the oven. I feel like if the goose is cooked. I don't think we're cooked, but I think we're just objectively not in a good spot. And I don't they're going to be in a good spot until we're in our 50s. Yeah. Yeah. I would probably agree. I just also be like, I don't know.

If the goose is cooking, I might as well see what this looks like. Yeah, but you don't, you don't, you know, that's like a once in a lifetime kind of thing. That's kind of,

that's really. Well, it's, it's that you're, you're, I would just say you're in the minority because that's why, you know, why there's so many brown people in this country.

What do you mean? Because they didn't stay in their country. Let's see what happens. Yeah, but I also think like that's kind of the problem also on some level. leave. I think obviously there are places where you should. But like I think this is like this is not like fucking I don't know a war torn fucking like there's no reason to things are getting bad here I should leave. It's like no that's pussy shit. You could fight if you want. You don't have to. But like nobody's nobody's necessarily required to. But also for me I'm just like nah, I'm too lazy to leave. Fight against what? I don't know. Fight against what? This is a civil war. It would be interesting. No, I mean like you said you could you could fight. Yeah, I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I feel like if things crumble, like, I've wanted things to crumble for a long time, though. So like I like, I like that things are kind of falling apart. You're saying, so on paper you would stay in like live in like a desolate, fucked up place or possibly like fight and die opposed to like escaping and having a fighting good opportunities. Yeah, where am I going to go Greece? Yeah, you could go anywhere. Yeah.

I look at, I think that's really stupid. I respect how stupid it. I will say. respect if you keep that. It's respect if you keep that energy, like say if shit actually hits the fan and you keep that energy, massive respect. But if not, I'm going to follow you if you leave the piss all over you. I'm going to keep pressing on you. I just don't know. The thing for me, the thing for me is like, I don't know where I would go that I would prefer, I feel like I would rather, I would rather be where I know, even if it's fucking crumbling than like, oh, I'll be in Japan and not speak the fucking language. I mean, you can learn how to speak Japanese.

I'm not going to learn how to speak Japanese. You know, most countries develop countries, they speak English. And they have an accelerated place. Not really as much as in Japan, actually. Which is the only place that I would really consider going on. You know, you could learn, like, learning Japanese is not an impossible feat. It's fucking inconvenient. People learn, but like, you, and, and, like, I don't think America's at the point where, like, it's an

you don't understand. I just think things are not going to be good. No, you don't understand. You know? The point is convenience. That's literally the entire point. Death is the ultimate convenience. You know that, right?

Yeah. So then why are you here if you want convenience? Because it's inconvenient to kill yourself. It's not. It is. It's in fact, you can just walk in front of a car. Well, yeah. Or jump off a building.

Based off of what's... What's more inconvenient living or dying? He is right. Not really, because it's more... To die is to go do something. Yeah, but it's like, it's kind of a passive doing something. It's like, I'm going to go get a cup of coffee and then I'm going to fucking slit my throat. You're like, it's a passive.

It can be it. Not really, because I can sleep. And sleeping's way better than either of those things. Yeah, that's true. But imagine sleeping forever. It's not sleep, though. It's not really sleep. I mean, it's something.

It's off this. Listen, Christopher, you can either pay taxes for the rest of your life or just leap off a bridge. You still have to. Well, yeah, I guess. So, you know. And I think the bridge will be fun for a little bit until it's not. Or until it's nothing. it depends. You know, it depends on who, like, are you the person that kind of likes danger?

Are you the person that was so sure of themselves? And then you, you know, three seconds later, like, oh, no, I woulda live. Oh, no. Yeah. Like, here's the thing is like, I remember just just dealing with the, dealing with the bureaucracy of everything that I have to deal with here, thinking about going through that elsewhere is infuriating. Like, I think I would actually go postal, I think. Let's go to Canada. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like, well, see, the thing is, that's the thing, like, what I was a, dude, just getting my car from one state to the, to the next was like, I almost killed people. Things are a lot easier in other countries.

That's the thing. Yeah, but then you still have to pay taxes here if you leave. No, you don't. Yeah, you do. No, you don't.

If you get, if you get a citizenship, you don't have so anymore. If you, you don't fucking, what, why would you, what are you talking about?

Exactly. Why would you, no, I'm saying, what are you talking about? You have to pay taxes if you leave, even if you get citizenship elsewhere. No, you have to give up your

American. Why would you have to pay taxes if you don't live in a country anymore? Because the U.S. is stupid and they make you do that. No, they do. I think they do if you have citizenship. No, if you work in America, though you have to pay fucking income tax. Yes. That's true. But if you don't work there anymore, which say if you work online, you just switch to the country that you work in,

and now you pay a part of that system. And you're no longer tied to that unless you're as dual citizen. But even if being a dual citizen, the only tax is, what taxes you get paid right now? It's you're living in a certain state. So you live in California. If you don't live in California, like you live in Nevada, you don't pay taxes. You don't pay those taxes. So the only thing that's left is, would be property tax. Oh, you don't have no property here anymore. So no property tax.

Do you work in the United States? Okay, you pay the income tax, but then that's it. That's the only thing that's that. No, no form of federal. If you have those, No, how the fuck could you pay federal if you're not making any money? That's true, I guess. They just ask you for money anyway.

Well, somebody could scam you. That's a prospect. You hear on Nigerian prince from fucking Delaware. Yeah, I am on, um, hello, I am from the IRS. You own me lots of money. Give me whatever is in your wallet right now. Keep talking to me. I have your address.

Look up. Look up. Look up. And there's a fucking bomb. No, man. There are people who fucking pay. Well, they're... And they don't...

They probably have back taxes or they're saying something that's... That's probably what it is. I think leaving America... Which is also stupid. Which that's the thing. You can also not pay your back taxes, but you just have to switch all of your stuff. So if you have an account that's in, you know, like Bank of America or whatever like that, don't have ties to Bank of America's, then they'll put a little...

lean on your shit, take your money. So you have to switch over completely because they can't do anything anymore about it. That's a lot of people do. They become with the expats. They're like, uh, I'm cooked in America. I'm leaving and starting over. And then they're fine. And then the cool thing is, you say I live in

fucking Mexico. Then go live. The fuck. You step on a, you're the wrong Hispanics. There's so many countries in Goctuary. You step on a European soil and then you're immediately well taken care of. Like me not being a non-citizen. of some of the countries that I went to the emergency room

and that was completely taken care of. I understand that. However, everybody I know in Europe is fucking fundamentally depressed and I don't think it's a coincidence. I think it's like a desolate place. They're fundamentally depressed

where we're here or we're in faith. I mean, it must be. An entire continent? I mean, it must be of everybody. I mean, Europeans are different. What are the odds that every single person

I come into contact with ever, ever from Europe is fucking mega sad? It might be that your people that you're drunk. know, you know like people that are sad and depressed because it's the opposite experience for me. The people that I know that are from Europe and then they experience the United States, they fucking hate it here. Oh, of course you hate it here. Everybody hates it. Yeah. And they're like,

oh, man, it's infinitely better. And then when I go to Europe, I'm like, oh, yeah, it is. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn, Saffity Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do. like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It is. Like when I was in, dude, it felt like heaven when I was in fucking Norway. I was like, this is stupid. Well, Norway is a different situation. Norway I would go to.

Europe. Yeah, but come on. You know what you think of when you think of Europe? It's not Norway. In, like in Scandinavia. Colloquially, when people say Europe, they're not thinking Norway. Yes, they are? Absolutely not.

How are they not? Because they're not. What do you mean? That's you. No. That is a you. England and fucking Spain and Italy and shit. Like, they don't think about Norway.

Norway is very specific when people talk about it. It's not. Are you dumb? No, you are. You sound like a dumb American. You sound like an ignorant-ass American. Europe isn't real, Derek. Damn, I'm sorry, you're right.

Case close. Dang it. I don't know. Every person I know in the UK that are not black, they're like kind of happy. And even though black people are kind of like, we just really don't mess

with the white people there. Like they're, they're just inventing struggle. Fuck them. Everything's faith. They're just like, oh, they just want to be like

oppressed like fucking black Americans. I mean, it's not the same, but it still sucks. Oh, man. I know where I'm from. Oh, you're just a fucking. You're just a fucking.

You're American Negro. You're just you're cooked. I'm sorry. Yeah, well, yeah. I mean, I'm not much better. I'm changing my name to Cretamutwa. What the fuck is that? Is that like a dish?

What was it was a Zulu. A Zulu a shaman that's insane. Have fun, dude. Go to South Africa, bro. Did you fucking see? What was Africa, bro? What are we doing? What did you see?

So I told you about this last night in Discord. But, uh, so John Mullaney has a show. Right? It's like a talk show. It's like a live. show that he does every week. Oh, whatever. And just had the season finale or whatever.

And they had... That image. They had fucking... It's a talk show. So they have like sketches and characters come out. Yeah. And I was just like, oh, you know, it's a talk show, whatever. And then he goes, ladies and gentlemen,

Yakub. Is that real? Yes, and it was fucking Lamorne... Oh my God, what the fuck is the guy from New Girl? Lamar, what is the name? Lamorne... I can't remember his full... I can't remember his real name.

I know his name is Lamor, though. I think he's Lamoran. But he comes out in the fucking, in the fucking, in the big head. And he's singing a song about how he invented the white race. And I was like, I can't believe I've seen this on a Netflix show. Because Yacoub feels so internet to me. Yacoub is like not like a thing that you would see on fucking Conan or something. I love, I love the story of Yacob, bro.

That shit's funny. Fuck, man. And then what was it that we What was the Yacubi do? Yacubi do. You want to see an image of him? It's Yacubi do.

He made you. I mean, you're gonna put up already anyway. Cucbidoo. He made you. He made you in a laugh. That's crazy. Yacubbidoo Bidoo.

I don't, I don't understand why talk shows still exist. They're fun. I like them. I, well, not the, not the, I don't know.

The whole old late night stuff I don't, I'm not really into. But the weird shit, the like, the stuff that's happening now with like, um,

the formulas are getting fucking weird like your cubes coming out and fucking uh what is it uh the eric andre and stuff I like the Eric Andre because that's just it's an anti-talking show yeah

well like in this one like there was a thing he like built up the entire season where he was like he was going to fight four 14 year old boys to the death uh what okay anyway nurse Bob

he'll fight 14 year old boys to the death did he win? I hope no he'll lost. Hey man, those kids getting strong, man. I mean, 14, that's like a weird period of time because like you're weak. But like, you've, you got endurance or like not endurance resistance. You got whatever.

Duability. It's still, it doesn't take that many pounds of pressure to knock you out. Dude, that shit hurts, man. Getting hip, you've been hit by a kid? No. It fucking hurts. Well, when I was a kid I was. They're not as weak as we'll make it sound.

It's like, oh, yeah, kick it. It's like, no, dude. Like, it's bone. still hitting you. A 14 year old could knock a grown man out of against the right kind to hit, you know? Not easy. People like forget that like, yeah, the force and philosophy is different. But like your, their knuckles are still bone and it hurts. It's like somebody throwing a toy at you. It fucking hurts. You're like, ow, what the fuck? Kids can, I saw a video of some kid throwing like a fucking, a controller at somebody because they were angry.

I was like, yo, it would have been, it would have been. That enraged me. It would have been on site at that point. Like, you're not going to throw a fucking controller at me. Are you kidding? That reminded me my brother. If I did some shit like that, oh, God. You know the jewel cases? Oh, yeah.

He ninja starred one. Oh, Frisbee won at me. But he missed. And I'm just like, yo, I was like taken aback. But he would always fight dirty like that. He was a, I still have some scars. Like, we were like, I rushed him one time and I was like working his body. And this motherfucker fucker dug his nails and scratched my fucking forearms.

And like my skin was just flopping off. Dude, when I fight my cousin, when I fight my cousin, because my grandmother was like, oh, these kids have, they're a little angry. Let's put them into combat sports.

So I did fucking kickboxing for like, like half a year and I was like, I don't like getting beat up. So I don't want to, I got to the point where I just got to the point while I was sparring. And I was like, I hate this.

Did you fight any Europeans? Huh? No, I did it unfortunately. What about Norwegians? Unfortunately. They're also no Europeans. This fucking guy.

Also European. No, actually, I just learned that they're a different thing. Oh, crazy. They are different. Back to him.

I'm saying something interesting. So I fought my cousin. He did it for four years. He just stayed in it. He just stayed in Muay Thai for years. I don't know why you're lying like. So he would just beat the fuck out of me. And I'm like,

Grandma, why would you put a violent person in sports? Now he's just violent and can fight. That's it. I get the idea. It sounds like the dude never got humbled. Nah, he didn't.

He just kept winning. That's the problem. He just kept, he had a title for it. See, the idea is like my uncle's boxing ring with all the cousins. He would just never lose. I'm like, well...

See, that's a problem. You're supposed to get the shit kicked out of you. And if that doesn't happen... Some people it drives them. They're like, oh, shit, there's more I can learn. Some people... There's more power out there. Or they fucking pretended.

Like, they pretended to be humbled. And then they just like, oh, yeah. And then they get... That's most... I'm in Maine niggas right now, actually. Most fucking... I can't... They're not good people.

They're asshole. The UFC... I can't, dude. It's so bad. I don't even watch UFC... MMA content, I can't even watch it anymore, unfortunately. I remember when Silva was out there, like, being respectful and like holding his opponents to high standards and now what it is.

I'm like, this is so terrible. The content, even the content has changed to where it's like the satisfying downfall of, and I'm like, like, if it's a commentary slop, and I was just like, fuck, this sucks. It's, it's different. The landscape, YouTube in general has changed a lot, like, where people, um, the way, the style of content, people are just. hopping each other in a way that people were doing the similar stuff, but they were trying to find their own footing when even back like eight years ago, like when we were around, people

like, oh, we're going to all do like this anti-SJW shit or whatever, but you kind of had, people had their niches. And like, oh, I was like, I started the Twitter Trash series. That was, that was original, not an original concept, but nobody else was doing in the space. Chris had his different thing. He had musicals. He had his fucking, he had a few different things. and like, you're like, oh yeah, this is the thing that they do.

And now what I see is it's literally like basketball content, for example. They literally, it's all the same now. They all have the same thing. There's no cuts in between. There's no breaks. There's no text. And then it all ends immediately. There's no thanks for watching.

Or it'll trail right into a video recommending the next one that they just made previously. The video hasn't ended yet. It's like, thanks for watching, guys. They'll be talking and it almost sounds like they're making the same point. They were just kind of like piggybacking off of it. But they're starting to talk. about a previous video like blah blah blah this this and this happened

to this guy and if you're interested in this watch that and it's like it's like a it's almost like a bait and switch and like everybody's kind of um uh there's a guy named too lazy to try who he starts off like every video by saying all right like you know he uses um uh george uh costanza or whatever

that's the uh his avatar with like chips on it um or something like oh yeah yeah and like he just goes like all right he starts every video like that and his thumbnails are very specific I've seen in similar spaces everyone's doing the same thing to start in the videos with all right

in a very monotone way and I'm like god damn it's happens it's so it's it's more like people usually get called out for doing this shit it just doesn't matter anymore it is kind of crazy

the standards are just like it's a machine dude the standards are completely gone like free booting content is fine completely fine again stealing is fine I think the problem is that

for a period of time not trying became the meta of the universe or is like caring about things was never like important like I think in like even shit that like used to be like old like rules of engagement you know what I mean where it's like people people it used to be like a line where like if you leaked DMs you would be written off by everybody oh yeah yeah but like now it's

like people just like all the time and it's just like well you need to now people people people people's fan bases will defend them through horrible shit now like straight up somebody don't be like oh yeah this guy this guy raped someone it's like I don't believe it until you have the DM of him being like I raped someone it's like that's out of context it's still going brother. And it's like, what do you mean? Do anything, it's what I mean. Dude, you're so right about that. I just found out maybe two weeks ago about this is not, this is public. It's not even like hidden, but it was a Sam Hyde thing. It was like, oh, he dated like a 16 year old. Then he beat her up like in that kind of sexual play thing. She took pictures of it. Her bloody, like, it's all dumb pictures together. It's completely public. And people have made videos about it. But I think maybe people just, they're like, I don't care. And I'm just like, oh, he's. And I'm just like, oh, he's, he. And I'm just like, he. He has the worst fan base on the internet, actually. But like, I, but he has famously the worst. I agree.

Like, actually, they, they're horrible people. Like, I agree. It's a different breed for those. I agree to. I do, I know what you mean. I feel like I've dealt with worse. I know what you mean they, they, they've dealt with worse. Yeah.

I, I, I, I really, I have no experience with Sam Hyde's. I guess the, uh, like, their, the fish tank, niggas, what? What? Have you ever looked at the comments of anything like, even me? No. I can't even be, I can't hang with it. What did I say? I'm like, but you've never seen like, what did I say?

You've never seen, I don't have experience with these people. You never like have witnessed. I've seen the, I've seen the clips. Imagine the people that watch that. Yeah, I, I hear what you're saying. I don't know what you want me to say. I don't know what you're saying. Look, Chris, what I'm saying is that you can't imagine, but the idea of the people, like the people that watch Charlie Kirk and like him, you'd imagine that they're often racist, Bible.

thumping psychos. So imagine the kind of people that would watch something. Yeah, but I've seen like five. Fish Tank. Right, but I've seen like five clips of fish tank. Okay, well, there you go. Okay. Yeah, I,

and they were funny, by the way. They are. So like, I, so for me, I'm just like, oh, it's a funny thing. I understand the people because there's many people that, like, one of my, um, old buddies, I actually just talked to her about it. She, she doesn't know much about Sam Hyde at all. And, uh, she shared a, um, a clip of them from his old show, like million dollar extreme or whatever the fuck.

And, and I made a comment because I didn't, I didn't know that she wasn't aware of the guy, but I was just like crazy. Like all the stuff that dude's gone away with because I was just, I just at that time just found out about those allegations or whatever. Yeah. And, um, but I've always known about him donating to the Daily Stormer. He donated $5,000 a daily stormer. And I was just like, oh, yeah, yeah. Even like, Ethan Klein's like, oh, you're pretty sure he's kind of a Nazi. But he was doing this weird dance where he's kind of trying to defend him by, you know, being like, oh, he blew the fuck out of Idubs. It was a very weird dance he was doing. Yeah, yeah. But long story short, my whole point is that... The enemy of my enemies, my friend.

Yes, he was doing that. And the point of what I was getting at is, I feel like, yeah, maybe 70 years ago, if that stuff came out, I think even with the prestige he has, it wouldn't be able to be protected. I feel like the climate is different. Now, people just darn it not care. You see what happened with Kanye. We saw it happen with the Vash that one time where he, like, objectively, allegedly had fucking lolly on his thing. and he's still fine. He's fine.

He's completely fine. And I was like, I feel like this stuff would have tanked people back in the day. I just think the fandoms don't care anymore. I think it's easy to compartmentalize it. Yeah. Well,

there's no standards, really. Yeah. And so I was like, okay, well, it's different. YouTube feels gross now, much more than like it's always been shitty to an extent. But now, like, the way,

if there's a feeling to it, then I'm like, damn. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman. and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

thought. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. What the fuck is this? Like, what is this fucking platform, man? Yeah, the thing that bothers me about it is that nobody cares about anything they

talk about. That's what bothers me. Is that like people make things because they have to? Because they're incentivized to do it. Right. But it's always about like, you cannot have an opinion about everything. Agreed. You just can't like,

even seeped into the shit I watch, like the Dungeons and Dragons and fucking D&D spaces. It's like, you guys don't fucking care. You're just doing this drama. You're not even here. Like, what?

How did you get here? How did you get into a space about passion, but you're just hacks, even in a passionate space? Like, what are you doing? I think that's one of the things that, like,

even some of the content from like a long time ago that people kind of like scoff at or like cringe at, like stuff like a nostalgia critic or whatever. Uh-huh. Just like, that was at at least, an earnest thing. They wanted to do that.

Yeah. Like they earnestly liked movies and wanted to do those videos. Right. Now it's like, I don't care about this thing, but I know what the audience, I know what my audience is going to think.

I have to make something today because the algorithm demands this. So I'll just, I'll say what they'll probably say. Yeah. You know, and that's a lot of people for a wide variety of topics. And I just, I don't get it.

The commentary space, I think, is the most disgusting place ever. Oh, I think. There's worse. There's worse. But there's like on the, on the, You've been in a sewer? On a content.

I mean, I guess. On a content creation space, I think the commentary community is like, you guys are fucking. And content creation? Yeah. What about people who make like snuff films?

Well, they're not exactly. They're creators of content, but they're not in a content space. They're kind of content creators. I don't really see snuff filmmakers at VidCon, you know? Well, that's because they're at SnuffCon.

Oh, you're right. Yeah, it's not. It's very soon. Yeah. Yeah. Who cares? SnuffCon That's fucking crazy

No, I know what you mean That all of our friends are gonna be in town I know what you mean A lot of our friends are gonna be in town Maybe shut up Shut up People still go to that thing Yes

I know there's People that care about that stuff People that care about it I know newer People who are blowing up More recently are going Like this guy named Annie Austin That I brought up a couple times

He's going But like he only popped off In the last year Is this the type of people We should get on the podcast These new people They would never show up on here. Somebody.

Maybe I don't have any connections to I don't, yeah, I don't really know any I haven't really been keeping up. There was a little bit when I dipped my toes in to see what the hell was going on. The commentary community and it was I forgot who I was watched. Oh, I think it was that Noah Samson guy where he made a comment about, he said, oh, have you noticed that

the only time these people talk about politics is what it's about Assad. And I was like, oh, fuck, that's true. I was looking through some of these people's channels and it was literally that's it. Yeah. And those videos were terrible because of it because obviously they don't know what the fuck they're talking about

and I was like that's weird I've never I've never like to your point it doesn't matter like how many views I could get about this subject if I don't know what the fuck I'm talking like what am I even going to do with this video

like what am I going to do with a certain subject if I can't even I got nothing you know like there's oh uh something big happen to some celebrity right now I imagine but I can't contribute to it I don't fucking know anything about it. The only person I know that is of the content content content that I actually like is Jay. That's about it.

Other than Aubrey, I just, I can't bring myself to watch any of those videos. I'm sure there's a couple of people that are fine. I just don't care. I don't care about any of it. But like none of it is like drama. It's like there has to be some sort of like, oh, like I like I like FD Signifier, but I wouldn't consider him like a, like, he's a commentary guy, but it's like. He's just like video essays.

But there's like. more than it just being like, oh, this person sucks. It's like him talking about like particular conversations in the black space. So I like watching his videos. So like that doesn't bother me at all because it's, first of all, it's not the same thing as it. First of all, it's well crafted. And because I don't mind people making cheap content if they are good at speaking.

If they actually have something interesting to say. Yeah. Sometimes people say things where I'm like, oh, I never thought about that. Even if I disagree, it's just something that I had. He's like it from Jay Aubrey. Like he makes good video. So I'm like, I don't mind shit like that.

It's just you can tell that most people are, like said, be the first to be out so you can get caught in the algorithm and the video doesn't have to be entertaining. People kind of click on it. They say what they have to say in the comment section. They dip and that counts as a view. And so it's,

it's kind of gay. Anyway, let's fuck out of here. Yeah, let's, it's kind of gay. Really. That's the best way I can describe the,

stuff now because I was like damn I've noticed that I was like man I used to I used to watch YouTubers back in the day yeah it sucks how negative and it's crazy yeah yeah I don't really it's like it's like always like dunking on somebody it really is only like funny maybe three yeah it's not much if that to me it's I watch stuff that's not tied to people's personality anymore not really I'll be watching since I'm since a NBA you know it's about to hit the finals next week so I've been watching a lot of that content and yeah there are personalities but it's really who gives the best analysis you've had of any NBA Tigger.

NBA. The next got eliminated, right? Indiana beat him. Huh? Indiana beat the next, right? No. It's still going to. They won a second game six.

Oh, it didn't happen yet. It's going to, uh, tomorrow. Yeah. They won two games. That's crazy.

Brother, it's if they, it's, it's a, look, if they win, I'd be like, yo, I'd have my shit. I'd pull out my cap.

I'm praying to the, I'm praying to the Tim gods, you know, the Timbalin gods? Yeah. I want to see New York fans go. crazy because they haven't been to the finals in forever.

Like 40 years. Well, they haven't won in 50 years, but they haven't been to the Western. They haven't been to where they are now. Like they haven't won, uh, I think, they haven't been to where they are now in 25 years. And they haven't won a championship in like 50 years. Really? It's been 25 years since they've been. Oh, New York Knicks.

Sorry. I feel like it's been longer than that. But dang, that's crazy. When I was six, the last one I made it to the Eastern Conference Finals, that's crazy. And, uh, yeah. That's crazy to think about. New York already, did I mention that they, I don't remember if I mentioned this on the podcast, but I think I might have, where there was an Indiana fan, they threw trash in them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They threw fucking explosive rats. I never seen that before. It's like, explosive rats. Like, people throw like paper and subpoot. Like, it's a whole trash bag. I thought that was like, there's people that were like. So it was like outside the Madas of Swear Garden. Oh, that's funny. And the thing is, I know. This is a big trash cans too.

Huh? From when I remember, they're picking up the dumpsters in unison. They got the whole... It was crazy. Spider-Man throws one out of it. You know, people usually get mad at stuff like that, right? Oh, they condemn it and stuff like that,

but I'll be honest. I thought that was funny. There's no one... It was just so uniquely, yo. The two worst... The two worst are New York and Boston. Those are the two worst cities. I'll say Boston is...

Boston is the worst. Notorously the worst. But right after them, it's N. Y is not good because it's a city like that. They're just crazy. But Boston, they're like actual bigots. Like, they're not good people. People get PTSD from playing at their arena.

That's so funny. God bless them. They're so aggressive. It's insane. They will, many people have been banned for saying racist stuff. Let's just say that. Yeah. From TD Garden.

many people have been bad So wait, so wait When are they playing? I think Saturday You should watch it You should watch it Because I have no context for anything Okay no don't watch it

If New York wins that game And they go back to Madison Square Garden For game seven It's over Then you need to watch that game Just because you'll see Timothy Shalame In the weirdest

He's gonna be in something weird this time He's already looking like a weird Like old school fucking Italian dude That doesn't exist anymore Timothy Shalame? Yeah Timothy Shalame Been still

Spike Lee There are people that Was always there They always go to the games So Timothy Shalame Is now since he's newer Famous guy Now he's always

Courtside Dressing insane He goes to the Indiana He's been going Away games too now That's so crazy to me Yeah How's that crazy to you?

I just I guess I just don't understand Sporting events as a live thing To go to constantly You never really played sports like that It'll be like if my band Like my favorite band Was playing all the time I would see them maybe once

One, you're not a sports person and two, you're not a New Yorker like that and that way. I wonder if that's true in the shit. You're not a city person. I'm just not a sports person. That's an insane thing to say. Well, you're not like, you're not like a city sports person. That's not like what you do. You know, like people, people like that's a part of their like identity as a person from where they're from.

You know, you're not that kind of person. No, yeah. Because I was kind of like that and I stopped playing sports and I was like, I don't really care about this anymore. Well, the thing for me is just like you're sitting, you're watching a game. And it's just like, I just feel like there's, I feel like there's, I feel like there's, I think it's so much more... I think it's just so much more efficient to just watch the game from like a comfortable place.

Well, yeah. Well, absolutely. I mean, like, I don't get it. And it happens so often that I'm like, that's crazy to go to every... But the energy, you know, if it's... If it's in the playoffs...

If it's in the playoffs... If you're rich, whatever, I guess. If you're rich, and if it's in the playoffs, I understand the playoffs. But going, like, there's people that are season holding tickets like, my mom, I've been to infinity billion WMBA games because the season tickets were so cheap. Sorry, dude.

It's not that bad. It's not as bad as... It's not as bad as... Because going... The idea... Going to a sporting... It's like baseball. I think it's the most boring...

Obviously golf's the most boring thing, just obviously. But like baseball, as far as a major, like American sport, I think it's like the most boring one. But going to baseball game's fun. Sure. It's such a once in a... It's like once every like couple of years kind of thing. If it was like a playoffs where there's only a significant amount of games, there's only so many games, I mean. Yeah.

So I understand somebody who has money They can make it till every home game Because it's like damn Our team's made it this far So I get that Season tickets No I think

I think I don't want to do that Football tailgating is a good time I think tailgating is pretty far Yeah getting drunk eating Barbecue Yeah But nothing beats Nothing beats out of the country soccer game

Bro Shit's crazy I don't want to die It's so fun I don't do that If you go to a rivalry game You got to be quiet Dude, just don't engage anybody.

Don't engage anybody. Don't say anything stupid. I feel like if you're not cheering hard enough, they might be you off. In out of country soccer games? Yeah. Why? Oh, you fucking. People love it so much of that.

I went to one in Jamaica. You got a fucking problem with Mike. And like, I'm like, I'm just sitting quietly. You don't like my fucking club, bro. And they're like a fucking six. Where does this have? Here from that, bloke. Where's this is having like Europe and Norway and something?

Yeah, yeah, definitely. I'm going to one in Jamaica. It's most notoriously in the in the rogue country. Norway. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist

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Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

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And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation plus some fast. Fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. In every context, fuck that name. Oh, God. Some of the Beatles stuff, dude. Villing Maxin, because it's,

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the fuck. H. Bomber guy responds to your video. That's not a video mad old. A million years ago. Isn't that video like nine years old? Brother, that was a long time. Genuinely like seven though, actually. Yeah.

If I remember correctly, he just made a point that that like I actually discovered in this wired magazine. It's just, I'm not going to get into it, but it was just like, oh, there was a thing that happened that like wasn't true about some Netflix thing. And then like, I think it was that. It was so wrong, I could be wrong if, if bomber guy was talking about that specifically.

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if it meant you never have to be forced down the Jamaican away. That's so crazy. Would you insert 17 consenting Beatles into your cockhole if it meant you never had to force down Jamaican food again? Jamaican food's really good. I don't know why you guys are so mad at it. He's big, bad beetle borg, smoker, Kingston's... We're going to get some jerk chicken.

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That's fucking legendary shit. I've only been only do it one time. I've definitely come twice in a row before, but like not masturbate twice in a row. Yeah. No, that was a legendary move and I thought like this beats out people doing it like 10 times a day. I think that's a fucking. Yeah, I ignored my refractory period and it was awesome.

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addressing it and then Kim Star flipped a lid or whatever. Me be fishy. Does he even have a wife? Did he marry that 20 year old? Yeah, he married that child. You remember? Did he really? Yeah.

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He seriously put a ball and peeing in the same name for the hammer. L.M.A. O. Gay, which was called the first church of Keith David presents the softly pillowy texture of Alp the Pyes. Ethan Ralph Update. Oh, wait, Ethan Ralph Update. Oh, wait. Ethan Ralph Update. Dude. All right, let's go. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too important.

embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down.

And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. So do you remember Jared Taylor? Why does that sound familiar? Jared Taylor. The racist guy that sounded like Hank Hill? Oh my God. I forgot about him.

Is he a Japanese guy? No. No, he was, I think he... Is he Japanese? He was born in Japan, I think, or something like... It was some weird thing. He lived in Japan forever. He's that one, right?

But yeah. He's the... Oh my God. I forgot about him. He's the guy that... Here, let me... Yeah, Jared Taylor. What was the impression that we used to do of him?

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yeah there's only one guy that matters and it's our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ welcome to the show we're gonna keep going to keep going actually for another three hours now all right let's hear it First, we need to start with the prayer. Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this rag that we have, that gives us cleanliness.

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