The Snark Tank - #330: William Hung X Sidney Sweeney

Episode Date: June 6, 2025

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and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Do you think William Hung was indeed hung? I think that's exactly where he got his last name from. His last name is just about his penis. Yes. His real name is like William fucking Chan or something like that.

If he decided to go by a hunger, his dick was so fat. I think that I believe it. I mean, you have to have, you got to be pretty confident to go up on American Idol at that time. Make a gigantic ass on yourself. I heard that is hung was the censored version of his real. real name. Because you know, there's some names that sound vulgar, but they have, it's like double meanings. Right. Right. So his name was William Massive Cock. Oh, I see. And then they were like, well, that doesn't sound good for TV. So we're going to call you William humongous penis. And then,

and then they're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, William Hung is good. Right. And he was like, talk to me. Tell me your name. And then they were like, do you say anything else? Yeah, he's a star. She bangs. She bangs. I go crazy. then she moved. I don't know the real version. What else did he? Did he just did, what's his name again?

Ricky Martin? Ricky Martin. Yeah, Ricky Martin. He did Ricky Martin songs. And that's it. Did he do anything else? I don't know. I think he had like an album,

but like I don't know that for sure. I just kind of assume. Why have I never heard that album? Might not exist. I just kind of made it up. But I feel like it must exist, right? I feel like back then, there's got to be at least like at least an LP

of like five songs. by William Hung. No, something's coming back to me. I feel like a record label did sign him. I think I remember something like that. You're experiencing exactly

what I'm experiencing where it's like, this must be true. I can't remember that far back well, you know. Like that was like 0.3. I can't, I can't ask us.

Yeah. I can't, I can't dig up those kind of memory. That was pretty early. Dude, I remember what, like, we used to get those,

that show on DVD, not even for the show, but we would watch the, the people that failed. The people that failed, miserably because they had like a whole section on the DVDs that was

just failures. Me and my parents would watch that. That was my favorite part. Well, actually the only part of the show I actually enjoyed, to be honest. Of course. Who cares if somebody could sing? Yeah, I didn't like.

I think I watched one. I know I watched the first season. Sure. Because it was a new thing. It was like the big phenomenon at the time. I watched the first two or three seasons. Do you remember the finalist of the first two? I know what's kind of Carson is somebody else.

It was Rubin's stuttered, I think. No. Rubin's season two. What? Ruben season two. Did you not say the first two? Well, just either. Oh, no, I meant the first two in the last, at the end of like.

It works, both and both works. But it's season one, the first final contestants. It was Kelly Clarkson and somebody else, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, somebody else. Like Diamond Fellow or something. Yeah, Diamond Fellow. Do you remember what the other guy was? Fuck, no.

I remember I remember the second P2 people. Yeah, it was Ruben Sutter and it was Clay Aiken. Clay Aiken. Clay Aiken. Clay Aiken. And then three. You know what he did? His claim to fame, the only. only other thing he's done.

What? He was, he was, he was, yeah. Yeah, that was, the only other, the only other thing he's ever done was be gay. It's very good.

Was he gay? Happy Pride Month. Yeah, he was actually gay. I thought he was just literally clay. He just, he looks like clay. He does kind of look like clay.

He does kind of look like clay. He looks interesting. He was on, he was on, he was on episode of Scrubs. He was. Yeah, he was like, I think it was like an orderly. Yeah.

Yes. Yeah, he was claymation. Bro, you were talking about those show the the people failing yeah do you think

all of them were fake I don't think all of them I think not back then I don't think there was as much of an incentive for that kind of behavior or virality back then

as there is now I think it did exist obviously I think some of them were fake some of them were out there I think William Hung was fake that's that is what you were getting at

I it's one of those things that Look, I know people like that exist in the world. That's true. We know there's stereotypes that exist, karaoke Asians and stuff. Yeah, of course. So did they just find an Asian that is normal and made him like this?

Or they got lucky and found this guy. I think from what I heard. I think he just loves singing. See, the issue? The issue now is that like, because I remember reading something. I don't remember exactly the specific details, but I remember reading something in the last year or two, maybe three,

about somebody who met William Hung and insists that it was an act. And like you meet him in person and he doesn't have an accent. Oh, he was like, hey, I'm William Hung. Yeah, he's like, hey, what's up? It's me, William Hung. I'm a cool guy.

Yeah, I swear to God I read that somewhere, but like, can be fair that, you know, that was 20 years ago, over 20 years ago? Oh, I know. I'm not surprised. I mean, yes. It was over 20 years ago. So by now, it depends on when it was written.

Well, the thing to me is like enough time has passed and not enough exists about him before then that he could easily be like, even if that was real. A good way to kind of like pretend. There's a lot of incentive to pretend like, oh, that was on purpose. Do you think he's like a wear, like a were, like a were Asian? And you think like when there's a full moon, that's what he turns into? He's like, oh no, I'm turning into something different. You think that's what happened? That's crazy.

Welcome to the snart tank. He got bit by an Asian person every night he turns into that. It's like the opposite of the thing from the soft break episode. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right, right. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. The only show where William Hung is back. Oh, no.

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. Remember you can go over to patreon.com slash the snartank. Early access, ad free is as little as a dollar. You can ask questions over there or submit submissions. I've realized that a lot of times we get questions that aren't really questions So I've just made the executive decisions

It's like it's a submission thread Whatever just put whatever in there Half of them aren't really even questions They're just like hey I have a story about like I shat in my toilet and it was crazy how good it smelled And that's like that's the submission Would you see that? Would you show people?

What do you mean? They'd be like hey guys look Look how good it smells You're like you like you walk you're like What smells nice in here Yeah I just shat all over the place You're like no look look look look look follow me, okay?

He goes over here by the bathroom. It's like, wait, keep an open mind. Okay. Keep an open mind is so necessary. See, I don't think you even say that. Just be like, hey, man, there's something crazy in the bathroom. Don't let them know it's anything that might be. Yeah, I would even hide it.

I would say like, hey, even maybe mislead. Yes. Be like, hey, I got this new, I don't know, fragrance thing for my bathroom. What do you think of it? And just to get confirmation, they're like, if they walk in there and it smells like, like, shit. I was like, what are you talking about? I was like, oh, okay, that's what I was thinking. to me, I shacked and it smelled great.

Yes. So like, I must have a tumor. I need, yeah, I guess I should go to the hospital right away. No, Frank Witt is nice and walking there and the room's covered in shit. You're like, wait. They're like, it smells amazing in here. It smells amazing. What is this?

It's just an ad for Glade or something? I heard that there's something that you could, I have an uncle that lives in Florida, and he said that, yeah, he said that there's something that you can take. I can't remember we said like black drop or black something. I was a kid, so I don't remember what it was called. Black car heroin? But you would take something and then it would make your shit smell awesome. And I was just thinking even as a kid, I'm like, that can't be good for you.

No, no way. That sounds insane. Whatever he was talking about, I was like, your waist smelling good shouldn't be a thing because it's waste. Hey, man. The scientists need to get on it because I want to, I want to be able to shit on the go. You know what I'm saying? I want there to make something. Wanted there to make them to make mega ozambic?

Mega ozambic. And you take it and you're like, you're like, you're going to a coma for like a week. And then you're thin. You're like, you're going to a coma and then your body temperature rages to the point where it's dangerous. You want like a Jordan Peterson type of solution. Like a hyperbolic time there, like a vacate take. You go to Russia. They hit you with the baseball bat to induce you into a coma.

They put you in a microwave and heat you up. And then you're up. And then you become thin. And then you're thin. As the science suggests. You wake up and you're built like Henry Cavill. You're like, this is fucking amazing, dude. I mean, that's going to happen sooner later.

It's going to be like that. At a certain point, there might be some crazy, like, you know, in a future that I can't perceive. There's no, there's no way that like there's not going to be shit like that eventually. It's like, why not? You think we're going to, like, go back to where we're just not ashamed anymore and we'll just carry around bags and poop outside? I hope not.

I don't. I really hope not. I could see the world. becoming like way more radical and like the way people think where it's like on this part of the world people genuinely do shit like that like on their side of people do that and like they're not bothered and just carry a backpack full of shit and feces it is pretty wild that it's gonna like some people that come to this country and don't even bother and being like is it cool for me to do this yeah i guess they just assume that this is how everybody does it because it's how they always lived right

yeah like i've seen videos like that like oh uh random older uh asian woman you know that lived in the mountains of her country just like oh she's out for a walk And like, oh, it's time to do my business. And dude's like, bro, this is my lawn. What are you doing? This is a society. What the hell's happening, man? I have an Asian friend who's like very vocally hates that.

He hates the mainlanders a lot. And he's like, they're just savages. The way they behave is disgusting. And he talks about that. I'm like, dude. I worked with a guy like that. I'm like, dude. Stephen King.

I'll never forget it. That's amazing. That's like, it's like, were you there with us in New York? Wait, what was his name? His name's Stephen King. Stephen King. I'll never forget him Dude that reminds me

The guy Like I went to a We went to a sushi restaurant In New York City And we didn't tip enough Because we were young kids And we were poor as fuck And so he

This guy One of the waiters Chased us down By the way It was like a sushi buffet Like we went and got our own shit Like I don't even know what the fuck You're tipping for

We tip more than we should Like gave you like A drink and then left forever Yeah Like and then we But like he chased us down Two city blocks Because we didn't tip enough

And I'll never forget it Because his name tag was Stan Lee It sticks so deeply by mind just because of that. I probably would have forgotten it entirely if not for that name tag. Give us more money, you fucking scumbag. Listen, you're 17 year old. I put a dollar. He was holding the money to you

because I gave him a dollar because it was like literally all I had and I took it back. Because I was so angry. I was kind of an asshole. I'm about to excelsior my hand down your throat. I just feel like it's insane to chase somebody. That's so crazy. Like he was allowed out of the building? Yeah, I mean,

he should get... He should... If you chase a customer you immediately should be fired. But I know that's the type of place wherever that sushi place you went to at the buffet. They clearly don't follow protocol. It's so weird. It's just weird. Like you chase somebody down for like stealing maybe

back then especially. No. You're not supposed to but like again it would that type of place would allow it. That's what I'm saying. It's like you're not supposed to I mean certainly if you're allowed to chase somebody down for not tipping enough you're allowed to chase them down for stealing. That's what I'm saying. Motherfucker just grab a whole tub of the crab and then fucking dark

run. He's running so fast. You ever go to the... I used to go to Asian buffets with one of my homies with like, that was his thing. So we would go probably like every other week. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata.

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Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things. things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton?

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I don't want to be mean, dude. What is there drugs in the, I like crab. But dude, whenever they would replace the crab, rabid dogs, the people would just come up and immediately stack their plates with crab. And I'm like, dude, crabbing, it's not that good.

Why are they? It's like, if it was probably, let's just put it this way. if these Asian gentle men and lady were introduced into gang culture there would be violence because they would be like rabid

like very rude and like it's the experience and I'm like now was it was it full ass crabs or was it crab meat? No it was like say usually it was legs usually it was the big ass

like big crabs the king crab not king one that's too big but there's like like whatever the snow crab and then you just they would get those muffly what did you say?

The prince The prince crab. Yeah, you get the prince crab. And they would feel, they would fill their plates to the brim to where, like, only they can have crab. And then nobody else gets crab. That's why. But I'm just like. And then.

Crab's kind of expensive, isn't it? I don't eat it enough to even know what the fucking price is. I would imagine so because it's like one of those things that I don't see often. It's like lobster, I would assume. Like, what's the difference between crab and lobster? I know it's a lot less. I know lobster is perceived. It's perceived to taste better.

You're immortal, apparently? Well, no. They're not. Well, I mean, like, they. They'll effectively live forever But they get diseases and shit and die Yeah If they like if you had

If they didn't get diseases They would live like an upsettingly long time But that's everything Well not people No people are gonna crumble We regenerate and then until we don't Well yeah they keep regenerating effectively Yeah but that's up until they don't

And so they don't live forever They do keep regenerating They do like they're No like a lot of like say A lot of times like say Okay there's time for them the molt right And then they have a bad one They fucking die

Yeah yeah Like it's just Yeah, like, but let's say they don't. They don't do that. This sounds like that, I know, but this, but then they don't live forever. So it happens. So it's just kind of, what you can say is, oh, you know, they live for a really long time. And I'd be like, I would be, I would give them.

Well, yeah, we're exaggerating. That's why I was saying, I know, I know. They're effectively immoral. Sometimes my brain does that. They are, they do live, like, my uncle has a, has a lobster, though, that's been alive. I think it was, I think Jesus owned it. Yeah. That is a, that is a, that is a, I wouldn't say.

average but that's a pretty good one yeah i think they usually live around um 350 years yeah sounds about right i i don't know enough to challenge that no they i would say like they can live to up a hundred years easy yeah i like the i like the idea of some people are having a having a tortoise that like has seen slavery come and go in america like that's insane to think about that's crazy that he has he's had that much time to look at it and still doesn't even understand it yeah What is that? This was way nice So there was more people

Out here to talk to before Now they're just, there's this last Where's all the grass? Why am I so fucking slow still? Turtles aren't slow like that. Tortoises are crazy slow. Tors are the ones that are the ones

I don't remember which one Like I've seen turtles book it And I remember being like Turtles are pretty fast. It was jarring. They're like they're not They're faster than you would think They're faster than you would assume

Based on the Colloquial wisdom about them Yeah. You know? Because yeah we do think of the tortoise That is just fucking, I'm like, what a useless animal. Dude, they have to have some. The big ass ones.

They take forever to do everything. They are so cool, though. Oh, they're insane. Dude, it's like, people sit on them and they just walk around on people on them. And it's like, this is crazy. You can set up like a little lemonade stand on one of them,

like a traveling lemonade stand. That's crazy. They don't bite you, which is really interesting, too. I assume they bite people. Like, it is in the process of, like, eating their food. But they don't do that. They, like, they literally just miss your hand. They're probably just like, ah.

Well, snapping turtles will bite you. Well, they're, they're, they're predators. That's why. How do you know that? That's a wild allegation. You've seen people like fucking do like, I'm going to test my, and then they fucking. Then a piece of their hands missing. And it's like, why'd you do that?

It was like the guy with the cyber truck. Let's see if it works if the sensor, when it's supposed to lock the trunk or whatever. And locked on him. And it broke his finger. Like he was like, let's see if the sensor kicks in and like, and then it was like, ZZZ. Why don't you try something that's not your fucking finger? See, that's what?

dude try like I don't know a straw. Exactly. Or like a twig. A twig. Or like a carrot or something. Or like a fucking. But the audience is listening right now. Your penis, I know.

No, my dick would break it. At least it's... Yeah, see, like floppy. So this is the real test. It's flaccid penis. It locks and see if you can get hard and release it. That's the challenge. Seeing that work would be insane.

The fucking. trunk flies off of it. This guy's biggest. Like an eject button. Like the hat in the cockpit. Like, yo, that's crazy. This guy broke his cyber trunk.

That is actually fucking bewildering. I wonder if I do like 4,000 milligrams of testosterone. Maybe I can reach that. Like level of like, I think you would die. But like,

maybe I would die right after. Like I would, I would take it and then like charge up, bam. And then die. And I feel like that's worth it. That's an admirable death. It's definitely like,

Like putting a chastity belt on and then taking a bunch of tests and then popping a chassis belt and dying. That's kind of an achievement. That's breaking bounds, you know? Is that not an admirable death? That's something. Yeah, I mean, it's something. It's a noteworthy death for sure. I'm sure he said something right after me not on purpose.

You just said like that's the best word to think of it. It's something. The thing about it, I don't trust any technology enough to test things like that. You know what I mean? Like, it's not even a matter of it being Tesla and Elon's sucking major cock. Yeah. It's more about like, I don't trust good technology with companies that I generally trust to put my finger in front of like a sensor and like rely on like a fucking AI or an algorithm.

No way. Remember when he said he'd be in Mars in four years, 10 years ago? Well, he said we'd be on Mars in 10 years, 12 years ago. Ah, 12, sorry. Or something like that. Yeah. It's, uh... It wasn't, he's not that off,

but he's pretty off. He's pretty... The fact that we've made no major advancements towards it is interesting, too. Well, hey man, you know,

he's busy. He's, yeah, busy. What does he even do? Because I don't even think he tweets as much as he used to us. So I don't know what,

oh, he's just on drugs. That's right. He's ignoring, he's too busy, like, being extremely high. Yeah.

He's ignoring most of his kids. He's doing speed balls all the time, he's doing speedballs all the time and using his kid to protect himself from stray bullets. I love, I love that like the public zeit guys completely missed out on that. And at a certain point in history, I think it will be focused on like this bad,

it's pure evil. It'll be one of those things. It'll be one of the things that people will look back on and be like, how do we not see it? And it's just like most people did. Like anybody with even a modicum of just like basic common decency would be able to look at that guy and be like, that guy's not right. Yeah. He's tweaking in the way that is most unbelievable. I saw people being like, those are just autistic motions.

Which is fucking, first of all, so what? Like, I really could give a fuck. I'm going to make fun of this guy. Sure. It's like a bad, I don't care. That's insane. But also, no. He's a drug addict.

You're like, that's able. It's like, yeah, okay. Yeah, I mean, it's fun. I have no issue being able. Remember when I saw the Down syndrome guy with huge balls in downtown? Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, I still laughed. Yeah, it's like, oh, oh, no, I get you.

You can't laugh it. I'm like, yes, I can. Here's my, fucking hilarious. Here's the real, balls look like a balloon.

The real red balloon. I would argue that the real ableism is people suggesting that we should just simply be able to not laugh at that. Right. Like I can. I'm sorry. Yeah. This is my disability.

Is that I cannot look at a Down syndrome bed with giant red balls on the side of the road. I can't look at that and not bust out laughing. I've been diagnosed. I, I have a doctor's note saying, dude, that I'm a fucking asshole. That I cannot, I cannot be helped.

You have to laugh. It's, to me, it's silly. If you, if you were one of those people, like, because there's some people that laugh

and then immediately they feel bad. They're like, oh, I can't believe about that. I'm like, don't feel like, you, you laugh because it's funny,

sir. For me, it's funny. It's what I'm laughing about. That's the idea. I laugh at, I don't laugh at people, I don't laugh at people,

I'm laughing at someone. Well, that's what I'm saying. If he was just standing there That's a funny situation If this balls weren't out There's nothing funny about it I would laugh at like a kid with cerebral palsy

Being shot in the head by an is really Like an IDF I'm just like we're just talking about Although he would know You would laugh at that I'm laughing at you're laughing You would laugh at that You're lying

Like a guy with cerebral palsy being shot by the IDF Yeah I think you'd laugh at that I have a I think you're projecting Mega hard No no no I would laugh at that But you would laugh at that I don't think I don't laugh at people getting killed.

I think if you saw a killer palsy having a spasm and then an IDF fucking soldier comes in and airs him out and you would laugh. Now hold on. That's just a lie for no reason. It's not a lie and it's crazy for you to say that. But I've seen normal people fall and give themselves ostensibly cerebral palsy. And you've laughed. Yeah, because as a normal person doing something completely avoidable. Not fucking Walt Jr. sitting eating breakfast and then fucking Heela Klein shows up with a fucking mace.

Who's this nigga lying to? Like who is he lying to? This is what's killing me? See, the problem is the way it's being described. What are you talking about? What are you guys think that's funny? Hella Klein? Yes, that situation is hilarious.

You think Heela Klein bursting into Walt Jr's room while he's just trying to, while he's struggling against cereal. The HD theme is playing. Yeah. She flies it like, it's like Biley Cyrus on the wrecking ball. Are you? That's crazy. And she's like, no Hamas and she blows his fucking head off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, so you would laugh at that. Yes. Unbelievable. What a fucking monster. See, I don't know. I think he's a monster. What an absolute fucking monster. You guys are fucking pussy.

You guys are fucking posse. You're an absolute monster. I'd laugh at that. I'd sub-tweeted. I'd fucking do everything. I love it. Sub-tweet. It's crazy.

It's like a kid. I didn't even use it at the period of time when it was called sub-tweeting. That's what makes even insane. That is funny, yeah. There was a, there was a, there was a hard time. There was a thing that I, I had a weird moment where I saw something that technically wasn't funny, but it also kind of was funny. It was a weird duality that made me, like I didn't know exactly how to feel.

It was like writing the line kind of. Yeah. It was because a lot of people were, a lot of bigots were sharing it because there was a dude or I should, yeah, there was a trans. man with a cerebral palsy. And you can see the, the scars of what are they called, masectomy scars? Super like cerebral palsy. And so the image was very, like, if you're a normal-

It's jarring. Yeah. If you're a normal person, you'd be like, what the fuck is happening? I'm understanding it, but I'm also, it's, there's a part of me deep down that wants to laugh at how absurd it looks, but also... You're laughing because of the absurd nature of it, not the context of the person having experienced that. Oh, yeah, exactly.

That's where I exist entirely. I'm laughing at the context. Because that's just because of me. I'm animating it further to the point I'm looking at the past and the future. Like what happens next and what's happened before that. And I think that, I think it's funny to laugh at you like that. That's also a coping mechanism, clearly. Sometimes I think just things are funny because of just almost like the...

For lack of a better word, like the same... silhouette of what's happening. You know what I mean? Ducks like... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators, just go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect

problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum?

By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself,

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This is a job for Indeed. Indeed sponsored jobs. That's a wild motion. Like the thing I said to him earlier. Like the fact that that many people are saying such a horrible thing so fucking freely is like this is terrible. There's comedy. There's a comedic aspect to it. To me it's always weird.

I'm laughing at those creatures. Not like the word. The young kids say it so confidently. Because when I was a kid, we used language like that too, but we were very secretive about it. We're very like That on the internet Especially it's fucking wild

That's the part that's crazy Because if I like Chick the the girl The with the dunks All the shit she was saying about that one girl I mean That's you're recording that And she's like

The thing is that also I very much I realized the idea that We didn't have the access to the internet And the online space that other people have So we weren't hearing that kind of stuff Ever have a platform to exist You know it's not the same I just look at I just don't know if like

Like by the time when we were already kind of in our ways to understand like, hey, this word is not a word you should be using the people in public ever. I just feel like it was already grown up. It was honestly, it was more about like my mom getting her leather belt and, and, and destroying me to where it, it caused of like, don't do this because it wasn't about morality per se because we just thought those words were funny and edgy and stuff as kids, but it was just like, don't say it in certain instances. And I imagine my mom, she grew up just like, you know, she was a fucking.

millennial and then then I'm a kid now or something she'd be like do not record yourself doing dumb shit or I'm going to destroy you kind of a thing yeah you know and that would be like understood so I didn't fuck around that much when I was a kid it was like like I've told you the story where I scratched the boobs off the Barbie at my school because they had like but that was like that's like a little caveman yeah but see that was the most small caveman that was like the most of the dumb shit that I would do so I didn't do crazy shit we'd make fun of our teacher behind her back and say the worst stuff but we would never say to her face because then we die yeah I I didn't have that edge.

I didn't have that edge than when I was younger to be like, oh, I'm going to like, just straight up call someone a slur. Like, that's... Me neither. That's like I didn't have that. Never did it. And then I found out about like what they really meant. And I was like, oh, yeah, I don't, I don't agree with that.

Yeah. I think they're funny because people using that is just, people using that is just funny. Like, you're a monster if you're calling someone that. And I think it's funny that you're still breathing. Yeah, yeah. But like, yeah, yeah. Happy Pride Month also. Shout out to all the, shout out to all the.

Shout out to all my color. My letter niggas. My letter people. That's right. It's Pride Month. My queer niggas. My gay niggas. I'm going to, I think I'm going to do a finally.

I'm going to do a full. Like we've done like semi full gay covers. Well, technically the first one that we did was full. Gato active. Yeah. Gato active was full. But since then, it's just been kind of like clips and stuff. I think I'll, I'm going to go back to full length in honor of Pride Month.

I thought it would be good. I'm going to start because I know in the audience I imagine there's probably a handful of them that are very annoyed that we never did anything else in a long time. I didn't realize how long it's been. Yeah. Yeah. At least a year and a half. Something.

And, but I'm going to start going through the list of all the things we did. I'm going to start blinding everything up because, uh, yeah, I just want to focus on that right now. I was like, yeah. Now's the time. Yeah. It really is.

Yeah. Hopefully you did not about it under the month. When the month ends, I'm sorry. Yeah. All that terminated. You're not allowed to appreciate the gay people. Yeah. We're not acknowledging gayness in July.

Yeah, July is it's all about the straights. Yeah. What if there was a stray Pride month right after? That'd be so bad. They're trying. Do you see the straight Pride flag? Oh, what is it? It looks really gay because it's blue and pink.

Because, you know, like the pink represents the women. Oh, like pink and blue. I see. But it looks gay. It looks like a gay ass flag. That does sound gay, actually. There's some, like, you know, Republican dude that clearly sucks cock that he just pretends that he just pretends that he doesn't. he's holding the flag up,

but I'm like, that's, that's a gay flag. I can't think of a less straight thing than to have a, quite frankly, is this it? Like, that's it.

That's so shit, man. That's it. It would actually be better without the fucking symbols. How could you not? It just looks gay. How could it still looks more gay than? How could you not know that?

It looks so cool. Here's the thing. Here's the one. Here's one feels like Nazi. That one feels menacing. This feels Nazi. That feels like prison bars. Yeah.

Like you guys are fucking. That's, That black and white one gives the feeling of like prison Like I'm a prisoner in my straightness I think they noticed this was a little This is speaking towards the other community It totally looks queer coded

Let's go to this and it's like this looks Really stupid That's not even like that's a way worse design So bad That's so bad it's like It's like a black and white like it's three black stripes And three white stripes and three white stripes And the male and female symbol

How about we? redesign a flag right here. That'll be a good extra ammo. I think you gotta figure out the flag. This is really good. The real straight flag that will be official. The problem inherently with a straight pride flag is that

with respect having a flag for your sexuality is fucking gay. Like that's what almost defines at some level what gay is. Because like I never once thought in

a million years why I would want that. It makes sense because you're like a you're not If that's what I'm saying sexuality is not marginal Like if you're sure

That's the point Yeah Is that straight is it You don't need a flag Exactly Because it's the default It would be like If there was like

They feel excluded From Exclusion That marginalization That is already You know It's so crazy To feel that way

I under know Where's our flag Where's my flag It is It is It is It is It is

That is the chronic problem of white straightness. It's like I'm mad that I'm not marginalized even though I'm doing the margin. Congratulations. What are you? FD signifier? I mean, he's a great content reader. Arguable.

My name's FD signifier. He makes stuff, you know. I make signal fire. I make signal fires. I make I make front direction signal fire. Front direction signifiers. I'm also black.

Shout off the same signifier I love his content This nigga just made a fucking two and a half hour video on Beyonce I made it like 30 minutes in Because like I wanted to hear I have no interest in Beyonce So I can't watch it

I like that he makes in the video He's so self-aware of that the mass The vast majority of his audience are black men And black straight men Black straight men Black straight men don't care about Beyonce At all So throughout the video he's like

Stay with me y'all He's trying to make other references He makes like a fucking anime Yeah, he's doing, he's trying. He's trying, dude. Stay with me. I know only women and queer folk care about Beyonce, but I'm trying to, and I'm like,

you're trying. I tapped out around like 30, 40 minutes. Because, oh, it was interesting. This Diddy video had me fucking rolling. That shit is great. Because Diddy's been a villain for so long, and I knew he was a villain, but the masses just did it.

And I'm like, this guy's been a bad guy for like 30 plus year. I feel like anybody who didn't know, I just didn't care. Because I didn't care about Diddy at all. I never paid attention to him even slightly Yeah that makes sense I don't even I actually genuinely don't think I can think of a ditty song Even to be honest

Yeah, it's one hyper famous one I don't know That's interesting He has a couple but the hype no no one You said hyperfamous one That song is crazy popular And that's the only But that was like a genre defining moment Maybe I don't know them

I certainly wouldn't know them by name We can't go anywhere We ain't going nowhere We can be stopped now Because it's bad boy for life Yeah, yeah That song is like That song was like a moment in history

Though like that was like Half a buzz After us Crush moving after us That's not him We ain't laughing much Nothing but the big things I'm a count

That was Mace I think right I'm a twist No no you're I think I'm rapping two halves You were like you took a part That you confuse the fuck out of me I think I wrapped two different parts And it's one part was Mace

And one part was Diddy I know that So there's no mason. There's Black Rob. Is that really? Masons isn't in the song, if I remember correctly. I think him and Macer already had like fell out. That's when they fell out by then.

I think they fell out already. Black Rob's definitely in it. Who is it? Which I'm a big fan of Black. Well, rest in peace. Black Rob's dead now. Black Robb. How about this song?

Like wo? Like woe? Do you remember that beat to like wo? Oh, man. I'm so bad at remembering like names to say. That's the issue with like I don't remember names really. And Black Rob is kind of very, it's a, it's not a very, like, it's not a standout name. No, yeah.

My God. Ben Stiller's in that music video. He's, uh, Ben Stiller is in it. He's like, he's one of the, I think the angry neighbor. Yeah. And then I remember Dave Navarro from a Jane's Addiction is in it. Oh, weird. Mark Curry's in it? Travis Barker.

He basically got all these famous people and it's like, they're like jamming. It's like a neighbor thing. They're like fucking ruining the neighborhood. Yeah. See these like angry. They appear to be Jewish neighbors that are like, ah, stuff. I got no idea It's a fun music video

The instigative Jew yet again Yeah yeah yeah yeah It's a fun music video But it's also like it's Diddy It was like like Puff Daddy I never Like I kind of liked that one song where he was like But he was also like comparing himself to Jesus He's carrying the cross and stuff

Like do you hate me now And I'm like nigga what is this That's like I don't know I think a lot of rappers Compare themselves to Jesus You're right From what I've seen It is a two be

Wasn't that Kendrick's whole fucking thing on that weird, that album? What was it the one with, um, the one, not the most recent one. Mr. Morrell. Yeah, Mr. Romero. Yeah, he was like, look me,

I'm Jesus. That was the whole, that was the album. Look, Hey, me, I'm Jesus. Like, you're right, man,

I guess. Yeah. In a sense that it holds very little importance to be. I, um, there was a, that album, ah, man,

I, I like half of it. I think it's a great album. That's an interesting album for me. It's just, I liked half of it That's a personal project Like that album wasn't really

That's something you make for yourself I will be honest I did that that song Where he's like having the argument And stuff like that You don't know I fucking hate you Yeah like where they're just like yelling and shit

Like it reminds me a little bit of like Kim back in the day Yeah Marshall Mallor's LP and stuff It's kind of like Pavlovian Because like I want to beat off to it You know what I mean Okay

Yeah Oh okay cool I think the album is really good I think it has one of his best songs on it But that's about it I think the album is not like, it's not an album for like people that don't have that kind of like for music. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a product. It's like a very much like personal project that he's like, I'm going to reveal this. You know what everybody has interest in. What? Sydney Sweetie's future ex-husband rode in. Nice. I thought you're going to say State Farm Insurance. Hello, hello.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Okay. So, you see the question. Editor, cut to State Farm Ed. You cut to seven hours of State Farm Ed. That's crazy. And then we have the nerve to continue the podcast.

You have the audacity. That would be fucking crazy. That's audacity. We don't even. real ads. They don't anything. We made seven hours

of State Farm ads you want to put on each ad is like maybe a minute and a half long. I think the ads and they're all going to be shit talking

Jake from State Farm. Yeah. It's just gonna be man, fuck you, you're a little bitch. Fuck you. I hate you that.

You're in 2K, you're a little bitch. You know, that's Jake's if I did nothing to any of us. He just kind of existed. That's it. By State Farm.

Wasn't there like an original Jake from State Farm who was like there was somebody else. I don't. Maybe like recast him. Oh, Oh, it was a recast?

It was a white guy first. I thought it was like a different person. Because the original commercial was him calling. He was like, your wife's like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm on the phone with Jake from State Farm.

That's right. I do remember that. That's the original Jake from. No way, that guy was Jake? Yeah, that was Jake from that was. I do remember that commercial because I do like, I do like that commercial.

This is Jake from State Farm. I remember that commercial. Like, what does she say? She sounds like, what does she say? She sounds hideous. She sounds hideous. That's right.

That's so funny. I haven't thought about that commercial in ages, but I vividly remember a lot about it. Like khakis or something? Like, what do you wear? A red shirt to be khakis? Cackies, yeah. Man, it's crazy what a different vibe that is.

Yeah. Because it was a good, it was a good, but it was also just like was not Jake from State Farm. Yeah, now it's this guy he's cool as fuck. Yeah. Looks like fucking Jason Tatum. He's just a nice guy. The issue is that he seems too cool to work it. Like, it doesn't work.

It doesn't at all. It's on some level. Like, imagine being him talking to a girl is like, how I'm Jake from State Farm. I'm just Jake from State Farm. Hi. You'd think I'm. you'd think based on how many people recognize me that'd be well off

but I'm actually deeply struggling you think he's fucked the flow from progressive they should yeah it's crazy I didn't realize how old those commercials were back of the day because she's very like she's got

I didn't realize how much she aged and I'm like oh she's probably because you know she was probably in her 20s when I was a little kid She's like 76 now I think yeah she's absolutely she's up there she's up there

76 She's a seasoned piece of meat now. She's no longer... She's still, you know, is begging for it, though. I can tell. That's crazy. You sound like he's a client. Like those old videos where he's talking about like...

Women need to be conquered. Well, I forgot about that. He said that... Oh, so there's another thing? Oh, yeah, there was like a video that I saw recently... Jogi's face. There was a video I saw recently of him going like... I don't even remember what the fuck the context was,

but it was like some activist lady with like a bunch of stuff written on her, I guess. Yeah. He was like, man, that... That... I bet she has a great pussy or something. It's very weird. I was looking at, I was like,

that's great. She has a great pussy. I've never seen it. earnestly, like I watched stage three a lot back then. This is a clip I'd never see. Yeah, I don't know the context of that.

No, it was in a stream or? No, it was like an old video that they did. Like, it was back when they were doing, it was back when they were doing, she was still filming?

She was holding the camera up to him, and he was, which was, by the way, way, way better. So I long for those days. That's such a better content set up. When there was him and Ila?

When she was holding the camera And it was like always moving I remember thinking like it's cool that the camera's always moving It doesn't feel like a commentary video It felt good Yeah it's a shame Yeah it's uh I see people When he went on this nigger rant

That was a fucking great video I love that What do you mean the stream from the podcast? No Are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about And you'll get no money nigga You said that yeah you don't remember that video

I don't remember that one That's the first video has ever saw I was funny as fuck Of course you did How did you land on that one first You just felt it Oh this guy He just keeps saying

Philly inward Is me clicking With my eyes closed? I don't know The first video I've seen From H3 I don't remember either I think it was like

I think it was around One of the lawsuits Or like Because like one of the earliest copyright things Because like it was blowing up Around that time Because remember he was like

One of the Fair use Yeah that was around The Matt Haas thing You didn't see him before that I think I might have But only like tangentially That was when I noticed

Like who they were And be like Oh I could recognize Okay I know I've seen them before that I, for sure, I just... I can't remember. Yeah, it's not gonna happen.

But anyway, yeah. Sydney, Sweeney's future ex-husband rode in. And he says, hey, trash cans. Do you see the new Dr. Squatch scent? It's Sydney's, it's Sydney's Sweeney's fucking bathwater. Right. Can't wait to see what it tastes like. He's gonna eat the bar of soap.

Dude, I have, I have soap that smells so good that, like, it makes me want to eat it. Yeah, man. Yeah, man, it's, like, you smell and you're like, damn, dude. If I was, like, two. This would be a problem. Dude, I would ate pods when I was a little kid.

No, they don't taste good. He would. They don't even smell good either. They don't, they look cool. They don't look cool. They don't look cool.

Appealing. They do look like a, like a Gene Wilder era Wonka candy. Exactly. You know what I mean? Would not eat that. Almost like the gobshoppers

where you look at it and you're like, that can't feel good. That can't feel good to eat that thing. Yeah. I wouldn't eat that. Like when I saw this,

I wouldn't eat that. So if you're, if you're a kid if you eat that, You deserve to eat it and die. I think that's just evolution really. Yeah, it would have been gone, but I would have been happy. Even just intrinsically, although I guess candy complicates this, you know, you see colorful things in the wild.

And you know that that's, that's poison. You know, like, oh, that berry is really bright. That's going to kill me. I'd rather not. I don't think that's true, exactly. I think it is true. It's like the same thing with, like, certain spiders. I think for animals.

Yeah, animals. Animals, that's food for fruit. I would be cautious. Yeah, we get the gist of what I'm talking about. A lot of fruit. Well, not naturally, but yes. I think about bell peppers, man. It's like bananas are actually gray.

Motherfugers don't want to eat those animals. That shit's going to burn their mouths. Yeah, they are. Real bananas are gray. I thought they were plated. What do you mean? They have, like, have, like, plate around them. Like, a big gray plate.

Like, chrome? Yes. Yeah. That's cool, man. Is chrome? Chrome isn't. Well, chrome is shiny. It's chrome.

But it's kind of like a. grayish. It's like a grayish. Chrome reminds me of like golden silver put together. Imagine describing gray. Imagine describing gray as non-reflective chrome. Well no, gray is it as non-reflective silver. What is chrome then?

Chrome is chrome. Chrome is reflective silver. Silver is already reflective. Not really. Not necessarily. Not to the degree that chrome is. I would argue it's in fact entirely reflective. I would argue that it's not really like a color. There are certain pieces of silver, specifically with like silverware where you look at yourself

you can't really look at yourself that clearly. Chrome is fucking reflective. They're still reflective. Right, but what... Refers mostly to light, right? And it reflects light.

Does it not? Well, dumbass, I'm clearly talking about reflections in the clarity. You're talking about reflections opposed to talking about the nature of being reflective truly. Yeah, everything's reflective, dude.

Your skin's reflective. Yeah, but not the color black. Not the color black is inherently not reflective. The color black is more reflective than Vantablack. Yeah, but it's still not reflective. But it's... No, but if something's more reflective...

If something's more reflective... If something's more reflective than something that isn't reflective at all, that means it is reflective. But they're both reflective. But you're gay. That doesn't change the reflective... 40 love.

I love that. I hate that fucking... Yeah, yeah, that's tennis. The tennis system and tennis. Yeah. I hate that shit. Every time I see them, I want to throw something at those guys.

It sounds like... Sitting on those, like, really tall, fucking chairs. It's 1530, 40 love set. Then it goes on for the set if you keep, they keep time. You know how I learned tennis? The demo of Virtua Tennis on Dreamcast. Are you serious?

I learned to, I think. The score is so stupid. My parents, my parents had these Italian friends that I remember, in retrospect, it's so weird because I think like, they're just, if one of us had a kid, they would be you guys. You know what I mean? Like, they would just be like our age now.

and I'm thinking like oh whoa that's so crazy but like they played tennis all the time and they would invite my parents to go and then I would go with them and that's how I learned tennis but I had no idea what the fuck I was doing that is fun it's not bad

it's not a sport that I would ever watch or care about but it's kind of fun to play I used to watch the women because when I was a growing kid uh huh the women the women knew what they were doing the Williams brothers the sisters the men are just like running around

just small little the women are ah They do scream. It's crazy. And I was like, Shut up! No.

Imagine being in the eye. Hearing someone screams shut up is crazy. I think the old, the old British dudes probably were mad because you know they cut their generals off a long time ago. And they're like, my word,

what's this preposterous noise? God, there's a black on the stage. This incessant noise will not be tolerated. That's crazy. Shut this bitch up, please. Please, I beg you.

I beg of you. I got this, sir. I got this, sir. No problem. He's a ball boy. Thank you, Kingston's stamp. He's so fast. He's so fast.

He's like blitzing people and shooting. He tackles them at such a speed and then shoots them as they're falling, but they're already dead by the point he shoots. He's his wasting bullets. Yeah, yeah. So fast that when he shoots the bullet misses because they're already on the ground. Oh, man. Who hired this guy?

I've done a great job, have I not? I'm only the greatest, what do they call them ball boys? I don't fucking know. No, I think they are called ball boys, actually. Because there's an episode of Seinfeldell where Kramer wants to be a ball boy. And they tell him he's too old. Seal me away. I need to be put away.

He needs to put a fucking seal on them. everybody just stuck there. I'm like a fixed. I'm like a stone tablet. Are you guys? Oh, we were you going to say? No,

that you have to be an actual boy to do that? Maybe I think back then that was probably a thing. I don't know. I don't know what the fucking rules are now. That seems weird to me. I think you had to be young or something. I don't know. Everything's weird,

man. Yeah, like it seems like weird customs that it's like, I need you. It's like the altar boy thing. I think it was more that it was seen as like not a real profession. Like it was like,

this isn't worth paying a fucking adult to do because it's not a real it's not really that much of a skill it's not a salary worthy but I think it's more like this is like a summer thing I like that my friend did it in Wimbledon I'm hoping my friend did it not Wimbledon probably they weren't shoving tennis

rackets of little boys urethras like the fucking Catholic turn while they're waiting to get the ball they're sitting on tennis records yeah yeah they're sitting on the Pope of tennis what the fuck did you say the Pope of Tennessee

I can't even understand what you said. I was like the Pope of tennis. He's the guy with the big hat that sits at the edge of every tennis game. Yeah. You didn't notice him. There's always the ball boy on his lap. You know? You never noticed the tennis pope?

He spins the little. It's crazy. Go forth, boy. Did we answer? Do we do good? Whatever. What was the best of? No, the question was, it was, again, just a ride-in.

This is a mission reminding us that this does, in fact, exists. the Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap from Dr. Squibet are we all going to be a partate? Are we all going to be ordering a big case and maybe letting me have most of it? If we order a case, I'll chip in for the case. There's no way we'll be able to get them. Oh, yeah.

You know that because I imagine it's a limited supply and to make it appear real. You know what I mean? What I do is I want to be unlimited. I want to filter it out. I want to melt it down, filter it out and get the direct extractive that is just bath water. That's so.

You drink it. You're so stupid. There's so much science. This much bathwater. A guy's going through like an entire, almost like an entire series worth of time of like breaking bad. You know, like building a fucking lab and like doing all sorts of shit, getting into all sorts of trouble. And then at the end of like his three year journey finally extracts the bathwater. Hello, hello.

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Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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I was thinking of that. fucking bad finger. I was totally thinking of that. That's what a waste of a show. What a waste of a life. Well, not for him, I guess. Yeah, not for him.

He got what he wanted. If anything, he's lived a more fulfilling life than most people. Sydney's Batht Water. City Swinney's Bathwater. Wow. And I think it really funny. I find it kind of weird.

I mean, shout out to her, I guess, you know, for making a lot of extra money. It's crazy to me, though, that Bell Delphine walked so that she could run. 100%. And Bell Delphine, apparently she didn't get the money. Did she get the money eventually?

I don't know. Because I know PayPal canceled the transactions at first or something. Yeah, because it was like you can't... Oh, it's like technically sex work transactions. You can't do that. Or it's like a chemical thing. Like you're not... It's like a contaminant.

You can't extrament. You can't sell... If you're going to sell that kind of thing, you have to like approve it with some... I don't know. Yeah, maybe it has to go through a little fake directly or something. I'm fucking not. I have no idea, actually.

I don't know. But, I got mine. Yeah, I got mine. Yeah, Cini Sweet. Man, fucking,

it just, man, I just, sometimes I look at Jojo and I'm just like, do, can you just ring in cells dry,

please? Oh, I thought you're going to say something big disrespectful. Oh, no, no,

I thought you're going to be like, why can't you just be Siddy Sweetie? I was like, yo, that's crazy. Can you just try harder and be someone else,

you bitch? Why don't I even fucking? marry you. You're not even fucking this other person. What are you told? You're not even someone I want.

That's got so crazy. That is a crazy thing to say. I'm like married. What are you doing? You're wasting my time. I thought by now you would have transmogrified into someone completely different. But here you remain.

Why aren't you, Rihanna, Lily? What the fuck? Why don't you? God damn it. I just want, I just want these, man,

I see all that. You know, Sydney, Sweney doesn't have to do nothing. And it doesn't have to be Sydney Sweeney. It can be like practically any woman that just

wants to do that. Yeah. It's really that it's the choice. If you want to hustle. Yeah. Anybody could do it if they really put their mind to it. It's really not that difficult

of a code to crack either. I remember for anybody with the platform. Watching your mom's house a couple years back the podcast end. Oh, thank you for clarifying the podcast.

Well, there's people that listen. That may not. That scared me for a second. There's some people that may not know that I listened. So I was just like, no, yeah. I appreciate the clarification.

Yeah. Shut up. Yeah, shut up. He's like, you get one going around. He was like, don't talk again. I wasn't for you. It wasn't for you because I know what you understood. That's great. Letting someone get one go around and then you get to shut the fuck up. That's enough. Don't do that again. The quickest loss of patience even. Anyway, what are you saying? No, there was an EMT that called in or whatever and she made the 40 grand.

on selling her panties. Just selling underwear. In one month? No, that was the year. Over year? That's still pretty decent. One month is, we'd be, I mean, if she was like,

like, had no order, if she, people knew her, she'd probably make that time in a month. It's really wild. She was just a regular person.

I've thought about doing that because it's like, why not really? What are you gonna get at that? Mr. Repsion did that. That's right. He sold, he was selling underwear

and so I don't know if he's doing it now. I saw he's a bus operator. You fucking drives the bus now. Really? Oh, shit. He was like driving a bus. once in a while on Facebook because usually I go there for the memories and I saw him in like the uniform and talking about his bus stuff and I'm like this nigga is a welder I remember him

getting a welding license and now he's a boy I was like he's just collecting fucking side like yeah he's like that I was collecting like a bunch of random hyper specific skill set yeah yeah I can drive a bus I can weld a bus you can build the bus yeah I'm fucking good whatever things happen he was gonna that's right I forgot he also worked at build a bus yeah build the bus factory when he quits his job He's going to weld all the buses together. Yeah, he's going to make a super bus. He's going to make a fucking Voltron.

He's going to make the battle bus. For real. Watch this. Nobody can drive any of the buses. They're all just one entity. One big bus. And it looks legitimately like a Gundam. I wish I knew.

Honestly, like that I have some friends who have like skillsets like that. And I'm like, damn, welding seems fucking super. Maybe not useful. I don't know. Maybe. That's like in that 50, 50 percent kind of thing where it's like as long as you have the space and the tools, I guess it's useful. I actually know how to weld.

I would love to know how to weld. Yeah. Because I can woodwork and shit like that like pretty easily. But like even that's, I don't know. It's been a while since I've done it. That's the thing with me too. I remember exactly how to weld but I haven't done it in so long. I wonder how well it would go.

But to be fair, it's actually especially just like some easy stuff like spot welding. It's very easy. It wasn't like we were, we're, when you get an arc welding where it can get a little dangerous and you got to wear the protective stuff. It was like a plasma. Did I had a friend with a fucking. Well, there's just plasma cutters. Yeah, there's a lot of...

That's crazy. We worked with all of that shit in high school. I was 14 years old. And then we were the last generation. Well, the last people really, because the lower generation can get none of it. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. They got rid of it. I think maybe, I think we made too many weapons. And then they just, uh, it's too. I want to learn smithing.

I feel like smithing's a useful thing, but it's also like when I'm going to go to smith. That's a real hobby. That's why my back in New York does that. You like he has a fucking cauldron and everything or whatever the fuck you call it. It's too much money. I'm just like, bro. Like that is fucking insane.

It's too much money to if you want to set up a shop. Wars. Yeah, I got some fucking. Mithral. What are you doing? What do you have myth? That's not real.

Like, yeah, no, I got some. We're gonna buy a fucking ore. We're gonna even go. Ores are us. You find a vein. You find a vein.

Take some ore out of it. Extra steps. Like, get the fucking get the ingot. Don't get the ore. That's crazy. You're like, no,

fuck that. I want to make an ingot. And then I'll start welding. That's crazy. No, having an ingot on hand is wild. Just digging your pocket. It's just having it just a piece of slab of

I've got some cold steel if you want some. I'm waiting for you. This kills fairies. To get your tunskin? Oh yeah, I do want a tungsten cube. Yeah, I'm waiting for you to get it. Yeah, it's, I mean, it's... So then you just have it on your pocket?

Yeah, yeah. You go through a metal attack that's like, why do you have tungsten on you? You're really crazy if like for the creator clash, if like instead of gaining weight, I just swallowed a tungsten cube? That's crazy. So they're like, wow, he's heavy. You go to hospital immediately after that. I, that shit would fall through you.

You're not, you're not going to shit it out. Yeah. Not going to throw it off. No, it's just going to, it's just going to rip through my stomach membrane and then pollute my, and kill me pretty much instantaneously, I would imagine. So what you should do, right, is hopefully there's enough supporting, you swallow it, lay down immediately. And hopefully, so just the gravity will just be pressing on your stomach, but it won't be like, maybe.

It'll be more on my spine. Yeah. That's so stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm getting past the part of swallowing it. Could you imagine someone's like, yo, dude, I really got, I got like a bunch of steel. I could turn you in a wolverine with steel.

With steel? And then some guy's like, yeah, I think I could do it. It's like, all right, cool. They inject steel onto your bones. You just die. You just die. Why don't try iron at first? Nah.

Because, like, we, I know, like, we'll be okay if you. No, you wouldn't. Derek, did you just say, did you say that? You would get so violently sick so fast. Look, you just take the iron. You can't endure it. Listen. Okay, sorry.

You're not listening to be fair. I can't believe you, man. My apologies. Go ahead. It's okay. He forgives you. It's a debate. It's a debate.

It's a, yeah, this is a clearly of debate. So you take all the iron that's in your body. Mm-hmm. You know, you extract it with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, A little magnet. You start from the toes and work your way up and then come out of your mouth, you have all of it. So, and then you're feeling weak because you don't have the iron anymore, right?

It's kind of a little fucked up. It's out of your blood. Your heart's freaking out. It's trying to pump more. You know, it's trying to figure it out. Okay. So then they induce you in the coma by hitting you with the fucking, you know, a rock or whatever the fuck they use to sedate you.

Okay. Rock. And then they. Blay you open. Oh, interesting. Right? it's okay that there's not much blood the blood is retreated because the iron's gone it's freaking out it's figuring things out that is how that works yeah this is exactly how it works this

listen this has happened many times so okay your bones exposed now you just get like a paintbrush get a little bit of just grape seed oil and you just lather it on the bone now once it's on the bone the iron knows what to do it encases the bone the blood's happy because the iron's bad and then the blood is like lacquer. And so it keeps the iron there. And then the other thing, you know, you just find sticks or whatever to stick in your hands or whatever. You don't need to claw it part.

So just the other part. Well, if you wanted to complete the wool of anything. But this is guaranteed to work many times. My back alley doctor has ensured me. You might have seen him before. He hangs on in front of 7-Eleven? I love that guy.

Yeah. The transient dude. Yeah. Transient. It's such a good word. I haven't heard that word in a while. So he's a, he's a good guy. I trust him.

He's never let me down before, so I have no reason not to believe him. Yeah, yeah. I've never understood exactly what he was saying to me, but he seems like a good guy. He does seem like that. It does seem like mostly incantations. Yeah. You find him within a bad. There's some guy fucking propped up on a fucking table with vials of melted metal being

pumped into his body. And you're like, can I get past you to go? I got to be gas. Well, look. Yeah, man. You know, he's all made on these. Oh, man. The guy's wide awake when his mouth sealed.

Oh, well, speaking of, uh, uh, uh, concepts. Derek comes on dogs, Rodin. Whoa. What? I don't know, man.

I'm just reading it. Pretty cool. He says, hello, my favorite humans and Kingston. What is your, what is your guys's prediction for summer games? Fest reveals. I'm personally hoping to see a new

Biococococ and Resident Evil get announced. I think you'll get Resident Evil. Resonville's probably going to happen. I think, uh, I don't know if it'll be five. It's, it's either that or I'm going to be fucking mad. It might be nine. I think it's about time for nine actually. But we'll see. It's either going to be nine, Code Veronica or what's the zero one? I don't want so. I don't want any of those games. Everybody, I'm with you. I'm totally with you. I think so a lot of people in the rumblings are hearing Code Veronica. I don't want that. I do not want Code Veronica. I don't want zero. I don't want I don't want to wait any more years because if it's not, if it's, because if it's anything else than five, that means we're waiting several years for five.

Yeah. I think you might be waiting several years. Dude, at least maybe, I think next year might be five. Because it's like they showed the little sneak peek. Or they might reveal nine this year for next year and then this year will be five. I think that's actually pretty possible because there was a thing. I think we talked about it somewhat recently, right? About like, like, like, like a rating or something.

Like they got rated in fucking. I feel like I vaguely remember this. No, maybe talk about it on the other shows or something. No, we talked about... Oh, did we? Because you brought up Resident Evil 5 and wondered how close it was, and then we had a whole conversation about it. But I don't remember...

I don't remember the specifics. Resident Evil 5 remake, I think, might be close, or at the very least, if it's not a remake... I'm excited what the fuck Nine's gonna be. Nine is more likely, I think. Nine makes sense, I mean, you're right about it, especially... And there's rumors about it, too. That just happened today.

Where I saw people talking about, like, there's rumblings about, like, how it's like a... Apparently it's going to be it's being viewed and by the basis of rumors I have no I don't know But like a lot of people are talking about like how it's Um Gonna be a Leon game and it's going to be like the they're treating it as like a the end of the his trilogy so two Four and nine oh interesting I never even considered that yeah I didn't mean either but like uh The Leon's I'd be old I'd be I'd be interesting I'd be down to see that good with that because I mean six was a part of it wasn't six

Yeah but nobody you know six I guess they're treating six like it doesn't exist because I I want six. I want them to remake that game. Nobody wants that. No, because I want them to make that game good. Look, Leon's,

look, I'm one of the few people. I talk about this at the time. Leon's part was fun as fuck. When I'm in that fucking, that college area, and you're just, there's so many zombies.

You're slaughtering. I'm fucking sliding under them, shooting and shit. I'm fucking, you kick one zombie and he just pinballs through several other zombies. And I'm like,

guy's a weapon. It felt good just because I'm like, okay, this is, Leon was trained to be like this. So it felt kind of nice that like I had this real, there were so many zombies that like you couldn't take them all. Like so it was still like survival horror, but it was fun whipping some of their asses till you kind of have to like, all right, I got to get out of here. Yeah. Or, um, you know, and I just, I liked doing his part. The other parts, I didn't like the weird Wesker Sun part, the Kung Fu shit that he does. Um, and then. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I Leon's part was just, oh, have a machine gun. You should kill everything.

And his gay, his gay lover, Pierre. I don't remember. Pierre was a friend. Or peers or whatever his name was? He didn't do anything wrong. I think he was his gay lover. He was fine. The only thing I ever played a Resident Evil 6 was like, I think a demo that came out for it.

I think. And it wasn't, I don't know. I didn't care. I fully beat it twice. I played the fuck out of it. I also didn't like Resident Evil 5 that much when I played it. That game is such a, that is like one of my comfort game. I didn't dislike it.

It just kind of felt like... Too different? I think I just wasn't really that into Resident Evil at that time, to be fair. I think I'm more into Resident Evil now than I was when Resident Evil 5 came out for sure. I cannot wait for Sheva's redesign. I'm waiting money on that. The way they did Aida Wong, if they give Sheva that kind of glow up. Let's do it.

She's already fine in the game. To make her better is going to be insane. Look, you make sure you buy it on PC. Make sure you buy it on PC because the mods will be there 30 minutes after the game comes out. They're already working. They're already working. They actually are. Someone already hacked into the database.

It's already, it's already engine. They surely, I'm sure that model already exists. They have many meshes that are pre-saved. And then they're just going to put it right. I bet. Yeah. I bet so thoroughly that that's true. Yeah.

As soon as they'll just, all they need is just the data for, for Sheva's body. And then they're going to just mix it with the mesh up there. It's like Palpatine's workshop in the fucking last Star Wars movie. There's a bunch of vats of bodies. But yeah, but yeah But yeah, But yeah, so this guy wrote And he wants to see Resident Evil

I think you'll get it I don't know what it's going to be exactly But you'll get you'll get Reson Evil stuff this year It's time, I think It's a clear obscure fucking thing But there's nothing That's insane, they just came out There's definitely show something like

Hey, here's DLC I'd be like I don't think they're doing them What would they even do? You're outside as fucking Alice Oh, shut up, shut up Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata.

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I don't know. $20. Yeah, I don't know. I'd play the fuck out of that part. I mean, I'd also be like, fair enough. You got me, fair enough. I don't think you're going to get Bioshock. You got to see what happens.

What's going on you? What about a Bioshock infinite? Remake? They wouldn't do a remake. They wouldn't remake it before the first one. This would be crazy. That would be insane. It would be so bad.

It would be one of those psychotic things probably ever. Vailgard D.C. That would be so funny. No, they do. Vailgard remake. What? Oh, guys, we heard you. To be fair.

If they made it good, I actually would be like, this would be, it would be, it would rival. It wouldn't. How much would have to? to change fundamentally for that game to be good though. From the ground up. You gotta go from the ground up. So the entry, though, so here's my thing. Well, so damn,

a lot of, damn, that sucks because a lot would have, I think you can keep most of it intact, but you have to, I, look, you have to salvage, rook, rook needs to mean somebody, he needs to not be a nobody. Rook needs to be somebody. Uh-huh. So there's that big

thing. You need to add other people that weren't in the game, just put them in. So that's like DLC type shit, right? So put them in the game A bunch of people throughout That just aren't there That's really fucking stupid That they

Make the Inquisitor character too Like maybe it's one of the playable characters It's It would That's too much I think it is I think to have any inquisters The character makes sense

I'm trying to like realistically be like All right Let's not gut the entire I think to remake that game To make it good First foremost art style You need to change your art style That needs to be a huge overhaul

How everybody looks Yeah I think that would agree The character models are right. I think that's the easiest thing they can tackle. And I think after that, I think you would change the combat to be something that's a little more impactful than what it is.

I think the combat of that game is kind of very mundane. I think that I'll even, I guess I was trying to be practical because like if you were, like if you want just, oh, change the entire fucking game. Yeah,

to your heart's content. Then there's like a long ass conversation I have there. Yeah. But like you're talking about like, What could they realistically maybe do? To make me even come back and play it again. That's the thing. Like,

because I can't even, every time I think about it, I'm just like, damn, it sucks. Like, I can't even, why would I...

It's gonna take a long time for that feeling to fade, I bet. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's like me with Halo 5 where like,

I'm only recently kind of like, okay. Maybe I'll play through that again now that I know that I don't care about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very true.

And I would ironically play the shit out of that if it was on PC actually. Like, multiplayer-wise? that shit was fun. But like... Oh, it's not on PC either? No, it's like, it's the only one, actually. That's just kind of stranded on original Xbox One,

which is fucked because like the FOV. It's got that console FOV, you know, where it's like 70 or something. You're just like, bro, I can't. I don't think I ever want to play that game over Infinite. That's the thing. I could see they're different games, I think. I could see myself wanting to maybe jump in for a little bit.

But as far as like predictions, I really don't know. It feels like, I just hope something's cool, you know? Like, I don't even know if I necessarily have any, like, wish list items. Everything that I want is kind of here already or just I know about it. Yeah. Like, Ghost of Yote is like, I know that's, I know what that's running. I know what that's going to be.

Uh-huh. So, like, just surprise me, give me something good. A new Bioshock would be cool. Something new from the Bioshock guy that Judas game would be nice. But I don't know. I feel like I'm already. behind on so much with that shit.

Just remake stuff or not at this point yeah, I look at this point. Oh, wow. It doesn't feel like it,

right? I forgot. I totally forgot about it. It's so crazy. I'm just gonna flip mine. It's so funny though, like I was watching. You say you're gonna flip it?

Yeah, I'm flip mine. What? Was that the reason you bought it? I mean, I can make pretty good money from it, honestly. I mean,

that's fair. I just all, yeah. I was gonna keep, but I don't know. I just don't think I'm going to be using it right away. So I only wanted for the Pokemon game and like that game's going to come on whatever. And I can very easily also be dissuade enough to not even buy the Pokemon game based on how shit it looks.

I'm sure they got to reveal something. I'm like, oh, this looks really fucking stupid. You guys almost had me. Are the Pokemon game like really that? They're good for Pokemon fans. If you've never played Pokemon, we've never liked it. In your 30s, it's not going to happen. I like that spark is not going to change.

I was a big Pokemon, you know, just the Game Boy stuff. I you know to be just to myself like I just I fell off a Pokemon not because it was bad I just just got uninterested but like yeah me too the new ones are they like solid games

are they like really good yeah they're solid games yeah but they're still Pokemon game they're good Pokemon games that's the thing you have like they're not you can't judge them based off of like other video games but you can't judge

you can't judge like I don't know you can't judge like it's like you can't judge John Donald Trump based on other presidents. It's kind of crazy. Oh, no, no, it's different. You have to base them off of presidents.

So based off of a Pokemon games, you know? Based on other, like, capture-based, like, collect-a-thon games like that. So I think as a Pokemon game, it's only gotten better. You can train your Pokemon easier. You can level them up easier. You can choose what nature you want. Getting your moves. You don't have to go to the move to it.

You can just go to a Pokemon-selected moves and teach a moves they knew before. Like, things like that are just better. But it's like if you don't play those games, and like there's no, you're not getting into that game in your fucking 20s and 30s. That's something you get into when you're a kid and you keep the love for it as you go older. I can't tell people to play those games as adults.

It's like, you don't give a fuck. It's too late. Yeah. I think there's more merit. Honestly, I think there's more merit to fucking Animal Crossing and I barely care about Animal Crossing. Because it was that new Pokemon game

that like a couple years ago that it looked like it was running on a fucking toaster oven. It runs like a fucking nightmare. It's insane. It's insane. The way that you can, game runs as crazy because it's a good Pokemon. Runs worse than the Game Boy games.

I mean, all of them are worse than the Game Boy games, actually, though. That is so unacceptable. Those games worked so well because they were so nothing. Yeah. That's why they were, they were barely anything. It was like all jackpot. The last one I played was, I mean, if you don't count go, I guess, for the week that that was kind of popping. Oh, right. 2016 or whatever.

Yeah, which was cool. It was fun. The weird moved over here. I'm going to move here. Dude, that shit was crazy. People were outside. Dude, I remember the last game that got people outside like that. That was true.

I remember, yeah, I remember walking around Beacon, like the downtown beacon area in New York City. Or not New York City, but New York. And like, everybody. It was insane. Me and my girlfriend at the time were fucking going to Pokemon Go fucking like meetups in like the park and freaking what's called Ryan Beck. That really was like, unlike. That was really, that kind of in retrospect was unlike anything I think we've ever seen. We'll never get it again.

Yeah, it's really like novel to look back on that because I was like, what the fuck happened there? Everyone was transfixed. To the polls. She killed Pokemon Go. She killed herself. Yeah. Didn't she disappear in the woods and came back a new entity or something? Oh yeah, she like wandered in the woods and that guy like found her in the woods after she lost the election.

That would have scared the fuck. If I saw Hillary Clinton in the woods, I don't know. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

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I'm not going to say that. Well, I'll just say that I would, I would assume I'm dead. Not specifically because I think she's going to kill me, but I feel like her agents are going to kill me. Yeah. It's like, because they don't know like what I'm about. And she's got like a fucking flying saucer Full of like my sod guys She's gonna drop them on you

I'd be so mad because I'd be like Oh my God I'm gonna die I'm cooked And there's no way I'm getting out of this There's no way I'm getting home Yeah no it's over Yeah it's over at that point Might as well I had an iPhone 5 at that time

I like a 5S so I'll just record Push record Pull my pants down Let it happen what happened You know I call my grandma by grandma I'm so dead Good night

I'm so dead Good night No context whatsoever That shit was crazy But yeah I don't know man Pokemon I think the last one

I really played I really one I really Only a week Was like gold and silver And I liked I liked them I loved gold and silver But I think I played

I played like I played like I played yellow And then I think I played I think I had blue or red Or both of them I know I had both of them At some point

I don't remember which one I had first And then when I got to Golden Silver I was like These are cool This is the same thing again Yeah And I just remember being like I think I'm good

I think I've seen Is that cod Is it's somebody You judge Kod game? You know, is a cod game good based on it being a cod game, you know? If you're not into, if you're not into like modern, yeah, those kind of games, you know, you're like, I'm not, you know, like, what am I doing here? I'm definitely not their, yeah, their market. Like, I'm, I'm the, I'll want to play the campaign.

You know what I mean? They're like, they don't get a fuck about me. They put so much of money into that game, too, like the fucking competitive aspect of Pokemon. There's so much money in there. Yeah, you'd be crazy. It's crazy. I feel like I don't see it. I don't see where the money's going.

Oh, it goes into, dude, it's merchandising, man. Oh, I'm sure, yeah. Like, you go to a fucking Pokemon tournament, a regional one, you can win like $10,000 if you win. Granted, it's probably horrible experience playing that game that long for that many hours of many rounds. Like, I've done it before, and it sucks. There's like stickers of Pikachu's anus that are scratching stick.

Pikachu anus. And it smells like fucking limes. Yeah, it's like a palacus. It's like a palacet. It's like a paliscer. It's wild, man. I do love Pokemon, but I'm very, I'm very aware that I'm probably going to see this from this no one and be like, I don't even want to buy it no more. I just want my people to like, you know, I don't know.

Expect more. Yeah. Is this that franchise, man? You're not going to, they're doing something different now where they're trying to change the with a battle. Like, it's no longer like the games that are going to release from now one are no longer going to be like turn based back and forth. It's going to be like you control your Pokemon throughout the battlefield. That's a new approach how they're going to do it. And that can either be good or bad, depends on how to do it.

I'm sure this one's not going to land well the first. And then maybe in 15 years, they'll have it down back. Well, it'll be like, oh, this is like a PS6 game. You know? We'll see. I just don't, like, to me, if the formula is not broken, in my opinion, I just don't fuck with it. But I don't know.

I don't know how people feel since I, I'm not in it. They need to change the formula. They feel 30 years of the same formula is a problem. Is it? Yeah. Not if they're still making money on it. I think they're making money off it no matter what. And they're going to have the other client for like the old battles,

but they're going to do like the tournaments on. But I think you need to change something now. It's been stale for like 10 years at least. So I'd imagine they need to like spruce it up. I guess so. I mean, if it reflects in their in their profit margin, like if there's any, you know, I was looking at 2K numbers, NBA 2K numbers.

And I said all these people complaining, but. They're making more money every year, man. They make billions off of micro transactions. Yeah. Of course they do, man. What do you mean? So I'm like, oh, yeah, they're not going to do anything. What do you even buy in those games?

They keep stripping stuff away. Well, they keep, they buy, they make everything so fucking barebone. Yeah, so you have everything caught. Dude, they got to pay for the basketball. They make everything more expensive, expensive. So there's inflation in the fucking universe. They're not a line. Dude.

And these people will let them abuse them no matter what. So everything's worse. Everything. everything you can think of is worse and they're making more money because people reluctantly still I don't even know if it's reluctantly maybe gleefully I don't know

they just buy this shit they buy everything they buy all the clothes which costs way too much money and you want to buy like a jersey in this store in the game well the thing about it is that like clothes in games now are like

it seems like and I could be wrong I don't play a lot of the games that do this but like I'm basing it off of like skins and things like that right clothes in video games are about as expensive as clothes are. It's getting there. You know what I mean?

Like a $20 skin for like a, you know, a Fortnite character. That's like a fucking used, that used to be the price of like a shirt and it's still kind of not that far off. It's not, I mean, you can go to like, say, for example, Hot Topic, it's like a shirt's like $23.

Yeah. I've gotten, or like, there's like clearance racks with like $15. Yes. You know what I mean? And you're like, what? I spent quite a bit of money this season of Fortnite, unfortunately.

Did you? More than a video? More than a video game worth? No. Are you sure? You're definitely not more in a video game worth. No. 60 bucks?

Less than 60 bucks? Yeah, less than 60 bucks? Yeah, less than 60. It's still more than I'd be happiest, man. Yeah. And I bought the Battle Pass, which is like 10. Okay. And then I bought Luke's skin and I bought Mace Windows skin.

What do you get when you get a battle pass? $20 each? Hmm? Like 16, 15? Jesus Christ. It's so crazy to me. 16 each. I don't know.

And I still have not put a... It's Star Wars. It got me, man. I was like, ah, come on. I still have not somehow. I think Miss Windu I'm winning as Mace Windus

Fucking fantastic Is that I start Do you say some wild shit or what He's like you dumb niggas I won I would have fought me the fair one You dumb niggas I was stupid I think destiny's probably like the most money I've put into a video game

Yeah But that's also been like 10 years I think over micro transactions I don't think I've bought really much of it I think if I'm going I bought expansions I guess The game I put the most money into Probably ever was Overwatch maybe

Really? You were buying the Overwatch skins Or like the what is it? The loopbox That was a rough time Those were just straight up Gambling where they were just like you don't know Where you're gonna get spend five

That was crazy that that was That lasted as long as it did is crazy in retrospect Because like that was a good like five years of just like gambling Yeah that should they had like elite boxes or some right Where you had like a better chances of getting stuff right But the odds were like super low I imagine You could still get nothing You could say like you should have been

That is something that should have been like You could lose your game license What's crazy about that too? Is that like it even affected things that really had no monetary value. You remember in like original destiny when like, or you didn't play original destiny. You used to be able to get like whenever you got loot, sometimes it would be like something that you didn't know what it was.

It was like it would just be like an orb of like this is purple. Like let you know what the rarity of it was. And you'd have to go to a guy to get it decrypted or whatever. But like it used to be that like and this there's no money involved in any of this. It was just like conditioning where it's just like you can get a blue or like you can get like an exotic like a like a golden one like high tier. and then you go to the guy and you get a blue. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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He was like, what the fuck? I just spent all this time. Oh my God, Rahul's treasure cave. And you guys would do the Rahul's treasure cave over and over again and get a bunch of goat in and it turn it in to be fucking white clothes. Yeah, it would be like, it was crazy. Back then it was just accepted that you, yeah, you put money and if you got a thing, it just wasn't a guarantee that it would be fucking anything.

Even with money or not money. It's insane. It's insane. There was a call of duty. It was a call of duty. I think called called Duty World War II, I think. Do you remember this one? Oh man, what year was that?

That was like late 2010s, maybe 18 or something like that. But. Oh, yeah, World War II. Yeah, they had like, I'm pretty sure they had like a similar thing like that where like you get loot boxes and then you'd open them up. They had a social hub on Normandy Beach. So you'd have like these like fucking World War II soldiers running around opening loot boxes on Normandy Beach.

And it was like, there was something so. dystopian about it it was crazy seems super disrespectful hey grandpa look what the fuck is that I lost so many this is worse than what I went through

I lost so many friends here yeah I got a gold fucking PK90 I got a gold scar dad I've seen those guns get shot recently that shouldn't exist a PK 90 the scars oh scars

that gun shouldn't exist they're a bit That is such a... Imagine taking a assault rifle and just making it stronger in every way. It's specifically so the gun's strong enough to shoot through hostages. Yeah.

Yeah, right? I got to make sure you take care of them, you know. A 9mm could do that. A 9 can shoot through a hostage. Anyway, Googling, I don't think so. It might not, X. No, I think it could. It might not.

Yeah, maybe like a 9 could enter an ex somebody. It might not. Maybe. Like a 22, no, but a 9. 100%. I'm saying it depends. on the person. Yeah, me, it probably

be harder. A nine might not. You want to go with a 45, brother. 45 will. 45 will. A nine, like a 10 can.

A 10 can. A 9 can. A 45 will. You want to go with 60 cows, you know? Shooting a 60 count at a person is so morbid. Point blank.

Plank. You're going to go with a 2000 caliber background. What even is that? It's like a giant magnet It's just a metal rod of I think it's literally tungsten actually It's this magnetism

It's this maximum magnetism Pushing something straightforward As fast as it can go When I found out that gouse cannons were real I was like I thought that was like a halo thing I thought it was like completely fake But it was like you know they used just magnets To shoot metal

Just bricks at like mock 55 or something When my friend showed me those being real Like my jaw dropped because I didn't think you could use magnets like that I think it's technically like illegal I don't think you can have one

I think it's like a war crime to use it It would be because it's fucking just It would be but You're like it's split mountains? You know people don't care about that shit They can tear mountains open It's like wild We have the

There's so disruptive There's enough stuff to already kill everybody In the world easily Yeah Like it's at a certain point It's a miracle that anything is still not That things are still happening It's nice that there's enough

There's always like a few decent human beings that like may we shouldn't do this. Fells safe in places that are like, hey, I have a family. We're not going to kill everyone. If we, you know, like, if we drop a bomb on this place, they're going to do that in return. And so, uh, yeah, people have families.

Unfortunately, I have fail safe as America, but we're in such a shit show right now. It's like, people have families are like, I got my family here. I don't want to die. Yeah. And then people who don't have families are like, oh, man, the new Pokemon game's coming out soon. I don't want to play it. I need it, man.

I need it. And I'm somewhere in the middle. I know the graphics are going to be pissed poor and the game's not going to work well, but I still going to play it. I'm still giving them my $85. Fuck that. Yo,

this cut scene is running at 15 frames a second. Let's go. We're so up. We're so up. We're so up. I hate that. I hate, don't try to fucking,

like, modern speech in front of me. Dude, we're so fucking golden, dude, this is lit. Is that modern speak? Litt is a little old now.

We're so up? Yeah, we're up. It's definitely modern speech. I feel like it's only like vaguely modern. No, that's modern. I feel like I remember hearing we're so up. 2018 feels like yesterday, but also really it wasn't.

I don't care. Googling what is a blumpkin, Googling what is a blumpkin at work? At work. Good job. That's great, great job. I hope it was at Google. IT can definitely see that.

I hope you're mossy's that and be like, so you're looking into blumpkins? So you really want to know? I'm like, I couldn't know, but notice. You're into blumpies. You're into. Like the sandwich shop? Blumpies?

It's a sandwich shop where you buy your sandwich And then somebody comes in and sucks your dick While you shit and eat it. That is so... That store fucking stinks. It smells great actually somehow. They're always... They got like a minute...

A minutely cleaning. One guy is cleaning every day. So it's just always cleaning a spray. They don't even give them Like a pressure washer or another They give them like a thing of Lysol And like a push broom He's like the guy that trails the elephants

Oh yeah exactly The Blumpies Oh my God Welcome to Blumpies Welcome to Blumpies Welcome to Blumpies Can I shit in front of you And have you smell it

Oh, yeah Can I get the tin carbunara sandwich Can I get the number three And obviously a Blumpkin a blumpkin and let me get a fucking drink let me get a blumpy cup you're a blumpy cup

I think a blumpkin is like the equivalent of just like asking for fries yeah you want fries with that do you want to have blubkut with that it's like yeah I'm here what do you fucking think I've come home and fucking here there's so many other sandwich shops that I could go to

I can go to anyone like there's one next door that doesn't do this why would I go to a sandwich shop that smells like shit if I'm not getting a blumkin like why the fuck would I be here right why the fuck would I be here Yeah. Some fucking freak

Some maniac. No, no, I'm good. I'm good on the pumpkin. No, I'm good. I just wanted to be in here because of the vibe. Oh, Oh.

It's all next to them. Everybody. There's no fucking... There's no stalls. There's just toilets. There's just toilets. It's just toilets. It's like a place to rest your arm with your breakfast.

That's it. That's so crazy. You gotta give a sandwich of your mouth. Anyway, this guy wrote in. He says, Hey, gang. Have you ever stuck with a band

through some really rough albums for them to come out the other side with their best music ever? Personally, Whitechapel had some pretty MET albums but their last three are perfect from front to back. I'd absolutely recommend

the Valley and Kin as they are not only sonically pleasant, but they also have a deep bit of storytelling. Be well, Fox. P.S. Uh, no, no, Kingston, my sweet baby boy. Yeah, the, uh, I don't know, I can't think of this happening, honestly. Like, I feel like most of the bands I listen to, I kind of understand where it's just like,

oh, they're not going to hit that again. Yeah, you know, the magic is gone. You know, you guys are older. The ideas aren't as plentiful because, you know, it's just what happens. This is what happens, natural. The best time you can do is sometimes getting a new band member, sometimes. times people leave. Like, I just want to start a family.

I want to leave, bring in new people who are fresh and have new ideas. Yeah. Something cool might happen. But it's not, typically the case. The Whitechap one, though, is kind of an anomaly because their new album is, they're like, oh, we want to, you know, go and put some really heavy shit out and really something that's pretty gnarly and, and kind of like spooky, you know, and it was good. It was a very good album.

But I also don't listen to that music that heavy that much anymore. Yeah. It's more in passing where I'm like, oh, this is really good. But maybe when the gym's on, when it's time to like kind of go a little harder or something. But anyway. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta.

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for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I don't have many examples either. I can think of one that maybe I would have. And that was probably like Lincoln Park maybe. Had, you know, assuming what had happened, what happened did not happen. I would have been interesting. Because I didn't think that Chester was like,

washed or something. I just felt like the direction was kind of weird. And they could have easily, I think, I thought course corrected or did something completely different. Um, that would have spoke to their talents. I agree with that actually, totally. Yeah. Because that, that's actually a really good example of, uh, it seemed kind of like, there's rumors that Mike Shinoda actually wanted to kick Chester out of the band and replace them with a woman anyway. And, uh, insane. Yeah, it does seem insane. But I just based off of like knowing who Mike Shinoda is, He likes a lot of weird experimental stuff. And he's largely responsible for, say, their last album being so different.

Yeah. And Chester, their previous album was a little bit on the more rocky, heavier side that I think that's what he more wanted. I still think that album was kind of shit, the hunting party, whatever. It just didn't come out that well. It was a little under-mixed. I like that song Final Masquerade. It was a pretty good song. I don't remember Hunting Party that one at all.

I don't think I heard anything often, actually. There's a couple of so there's like, there's a song that. has the... That's not Castle Glass, right? No. That's Living Things, which I actually... I like some of the stuff off Living Things,

I think, I really like that on the lot. I don't know a lot of people are sitting on it. I think it is a fantastic album. Yeah. I'll stand by that. Like, it might even be, it's probably, because I did a whole,

I did a whole, my favorite from, from Best or Worse. Oh, I loved that album. I did that. He's like a Lincoln Park fiend. Like,

that's like his band. I'm, uh, it's weird. I'm like, I am and then I'm not I don't like outwardly But I am a I know all their records I definitely

Uh There a thousand sons Or that Twinsen album That's to me That was the weakest one That was another experimental album Where there was no electric guitars in it What was the big one on that one?

Do you remember the same? So Uh So this is not the end And it's just the beginning What's that song of Something at the speed of light.

Oh, wow. That doesn't sound, that doesn't sound great. I'm the something takes to move on. Weird. What was that? What was the album?

Thousand Suns? Thousand Suns? My phone died. Yeah. I know that song. I know that song, yeah. It's so, it's such a happy song.

There's one other single on that, and I can't remember what it is. But, yeah, A Thousand Suns is one of that. There's a pretty good hip-hop song on there that Mike should do. We pleaded out on that one or no. No.

That one's, uh, that's minutes of midnight. Okay, good. Minutes of Midnight. I loved, Minutes of Midnight is a great out. Bleed it out. It's fucking sick. That's a great car song specifically, dude.

That's a good karaoke song. It's so fun. Like, I remember we, me and Jalen, we're bumping that on, on our road trip quite a bit. It's just so,

it's contagious. Hanging in Pains in every line, throwing up and let something shine, going out of my fucking mind, filthy mouth. No, it's good. It's fun, man. A place to hang this news.

I, I'm actually, I think, I think because you know A lot of people try to rate like Where's Mike Cheneau

As far as like rappers goes And I feel like He's never been one of those people That he's like oh I'm trying to prove That I'm really good at rapping No yeah He just he would know he knows his role And stays in his place

And I feel like When he did that side project Fort Minor to really show like What like His creative mind And I really appreciate it Because to me Not as like a rapper

But just as Here's somebody who really understands music and really knows how to make some cool shit. Like I know his gay ass 10% pussy, 50% cum. I love that. 15% pussy. Like I don't know. 9% cum, 15% paid.

100% reason. Remember my cum. Remember I'm gay. I know that song like went like ultra viral. It was even the theme of NBA when it came out and stuff like that. That's true. It was like good for him. I love that.

That song is just fun. It's not a bad song. That song is stupid as shit, but I do like it. What's stupid about it? I just think it's silly. It's like numbers and emotions. It's numbers and emotion. It's like,

that's such a weird, that's such an insane criticism. It's not bad. I don't think it's the best song even by a quote, by a margin, but like it's fun. Like I, for some reason I know every line of that song.

And I definitely did not listen to it that crazy. I can remember most of it if it comes on. But right now, like I'm kind of drawing a blank for a lot of it. But I know, that album's really good though. If you listen to an album, there's a song on there that I thought,

I remember what it first came out. I thought Chester was on it. There's a song called Red to Black. It's one of the, it's one of the ladder. Oh yeah, yeah. I thought Chester was singing on it. It's not him. Yeah, who the fuck is it?

It's like some, uh, couldn't he tell you? I have no idea who. It sounds like him though. Yeah, I remember thinking similar. It's dying to get away. Let the pain. I was like, that's, I was like, oh, cool. Chester, of course he would do that.

I whip it out, put it deeper in your fucking, wait, because I'm gay. Cause I'm fucking gay. I whip it out. Put it deeper because I'm fucking gay. Because I'm fucking gay. I'm fucking yeah. So here we blow for a hundred times. Lots of penis in every rhyme.

Throwing up and let something. Whatever. Throwing nuts. The point is, the point is, I don't know if out of my fucking mind. Filthy cock, no excuse. Filthy cock, no excuse.

That's crazy. The filthy cock stroking dudes. Yeah. I mean, if we were really trying to get to you. Are we going to cover that one? I don't think, I don't think so.

Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. I fucking love that shit. I think, yeah, I don't know, man. I think Lincoln Park is my assumption for what that answer would have been. Generally speaking. Because the stuff they're putting on now is actually, I was like, damn, it would have been nice to hear Chester on this.

Yeah, I feel like Chester on it would have been sick. Yeah. And some of it's not too bad really at all. It's just kind of like, whatever. That I don't know if it's called. I just know the chorus keeps saying, up from the bottom. Yeah. From, I actually really like that song.

That's a good one. I was like, damn. And I was like, you, bitch. You bitch? That would have been good here. They did two recently. One of them I was like, eh. The other one, that one, that one. I thought it was a pretty solid.

It sounded like an old Lincoln Park song. I was like, okay, sick. Yeah. Damn. Exactly. Yeah, it's exactly what I thought. So like, based on that alone, I just kind of feel like that would be my answer. But like, as far as like most of the bands that I like, generally, they're either

retired or like, like, it's very clear that like they're done or, you know, everything's just kind of okay. I will say this. I'll say this. There's been three rise against singles in the last couple months. Two of them I just don't like straight up. And then the most recent one is okay.

I'm just like, damn. They had a pretty good run, in my opinion. And I guess there's a whole album. They've always been terrible at picking singles, I think. Like, every time they pick a single, I'm like, why is this the single? It's like... The only time they've ever got it right, I think...

Because, dude, even like Savior wasn't one of their singles. It wasn't? No. Which is crazy. because it's like so clearly obviously a single. If I've ever heard a single from them, it's obviously savior. But like,

so maybe, maybe they're just like still shit at that. But, I don't know. I'm just kind of thinking like, damn, all right, this is going to be the one

that I'm just like not into at all. Very few. And Wolves was kind of like poorly mixed but I liked it because I could see like, all right, this just needs a mix, a remix.

Yeah. But like, it was a solid one. But that is interesting. I don't have any artist. It's hard, right? Because usually it's just the natural progression.

Most of the artists I like are like Those the artists I like are also dead That's that There is that Because I like a lot of old I don't know Weird shit I feel like most of the art

I guess maybe The new Frank Sinatra Sucks But Mac was only getting better Because Mac he left his whole Like college boy era of music Mac Miller And he started like

Experimental with like And then he overdosed on like peanut butter Right? You had peanut out of him? Yeah He overdosed really bad That shit was That's one of the few times

I've cried for a famous person Recess puffs man They're fucking silent killers I think I cried for Michael and I cried for him. Gotta kill Mac Miller. He had an album left to make too, man. He had one of my album left to make, man. Yeah, it's a shame.

And then fucking, uh, What's her face, start fucking SpongeBob. What a shame. They were already broken up well before he died. Were they? Yeah, they were well before he died. Oh.

How do you know that? You don't know that? It was public. It was probably right. Well, why the fuck she care about him dying? It's stupid. They still dated. They're stupid.

I wouldn't care. As soon as I break up and people don't exist anymore. You know what's the craziest thing? So Big Sean, I don't fuck with you. you for the girl from Glee. I didn't know that. Yeah, he made a song for her.

There's a girl from, I thought it was all. The girl that played Santana. I thought Glee was all gay guys. Yeah. Let me tell. So from, her name was Santana.

He made the song for her. Well, her character in Glee was named Santana. He made the song for her. Carlos? And then she ended up dying in real life. She ended up dying because her son, they went kayaking.

Oh, I do. I heard this. Her son fell in the water and almost drowned. And she saved her son. And then she died. But she died. Damn, but she saved her son. That's cool.

And then Sean's like... I would have done that. And then Big Sean's like... Make another one. Yeah, that's kind of... And then you guys have kids. And he was like, I still don't fuck with you. But it's really sad.

He's like, he said afterwards, you got to be made it. He was like, I really am not appreciative. Like, the fact I made that it's such a fucking petty thing to do. And I don't like it. And then now that she's died, he's like, obviously I have to remember that the last, the biggest thing probably put out of her existence ever is me making this stupid fucking song about not being cool with her as he broke up. And it's like, that's really sad.

It's weird that people, yeah, I don't know. If you break up with somebody, it's a leave it alone. You know what? Yeah. It got nasty. But like, they got nasty, but like, it shouldn't have got that nasty in the first place. It's extremely, it's like, bro, like, what? First of all, you said this girl from Glee, most people, I know who Big Sean is.

And I imagine way more people know who Big Sean is than Carlo Santano, whatever the fuck you said from the Glee. It's just really shitty. Because that's like, that's just unfortunate thing to have, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Because obviously when you break up with people when you're mad, you act out of emotion. Not thinking about what you're doing, obviously. You said her name Santana?

Her name on the show was Santana. I forgot her real name. But it's really sad. She saved her kid at least. And that's a good way to go out, man. If you're going out, that's the best way to go out. You know what's good about it is that it's a good ad for that political party that, like, they really hate kayaks. Yeah.

They're really opposed to kayaking. Look at her real name. Yeah. The, the anti-seathing kayaking crew of the. Yes, the Hiking crew of America. You're exactly right. Yeah, they're good. Yeah.

Oh, no, wait, no. It's crazy that they don't have a majority in the house. It is. It's, it's, what is the shame? Especially after that event, I figured that would have really boosted them. That really would have. Yeah. Her name is Naya Rivera.

Yeah, she died in 2020. Really fucking sad. Yeah, there's another guy that died in 2020 from saving his son from Riptide. It was a wrestler. What the fuck? Man, the ocean was on something. Water was on his fucking shit down. Yeah, water.

Water was like locked in, dude. Water was demonic during that period of time. That's crazy. That was like, water was, like, in the basement, like, like,

day and day out, like, that's my time. Yeah, going pro, like, fucking. Hoose,

made it way too easy to drown people. COVID, COVID and fucking water just had a pack. Big team up. That's crazy. It's like, we're going to kill actors. COVID and big water.

Just the unification. Water, you son of a bit. I'm in COVID You son of a bitch I'm in That's crazy

COVID and water The water The water COVID I'm in I'm in I'm in I love Predator I love that movie so much

Predator? It's a fucking fantastic movie Is that the one of the Doctor Disrespect movie? Yeah It's one of them I mean he's definitely a predator. Yeah, I like how no one

has heard from him in forever. Like, I feel like I haven't seen him trending at all. Did he finally retreat on the ground again? I don't know. I feel like he's probably still streaming, but he's probably streaming for like an army of like fucking masturbating incels. Yeah, that's true. He probably is streaming. What, didn't he, what happened where he was saying, wasn't he saying something

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Like, there's a bunch of people like, we went fucking way overboard with a lot of this shit. I think we're back in here. It's ridiculous. Louis is still, I think it's still weird. I don't think so really I don't think so I I look masturbate in front of people is weird

it no it's weird but like yeah but it's not Harvey Weinstein to me it's Harvey Weinstein you know what I mean like there's levels to this shit can I be like to be real to me it sounds more like a

like a kinkshame thing because I'm like well how the fuck else is he supposed to act like how do you do it without asking you know what I think let's like say if you would ask someone I would be that would change it without asking that would be

that would change it I just I think that's so weird he's not a villain Of course it can, think of it as... But that's what we're talking about. He's not a villain, so what are we doing? You can think it's weird all you want, but I think there's a lot of, like, some guy wearing leather getting his ball stepped on. I think it's fucking crazy.

But it's none of my fucking business. If you found out... But the nature of that is private, though. That's the thing. It would have been private. Like, what are you saying? My brain just can't rationalize asking people that. Like, that's something that you keep with...

Again, the person that gets his ball stepped on has to ask the fucking dominatrix to do it. I understand, Derek. What I'm trying to state is that the fact that people, People came to this show. He was chilling in the back room. He's like, hey, you guys matter if I take my dick out of Jack off in front of you guys? Hey, man. That is where my idea is like...

First of all, the way your framing is kind of hilarious. That's what my idea is like... You're framing in a way like they're all in the green room. Oh, by the way. That's what I felt like it was. That is... That is... That is...

Stupid. No, they are in a private, probably in their fucking hotel. Drunk, fucked up. And he was like, hey, you know, I got an idea. Just like Sarah Sullivan talked about it. We have, like, seriously open to somebody who was like, oh, yeah, so there'd be some times where I'd be cool with it. There's other times around there. I'll get the fuck away from me.

And like, so that was their dynamic. It's the craziest thing ever. I don't think it is, though, because there's so many crazier things. It's crazy, but it's not like go away forever crazy. It's not even, it's not stuff that we're not in the context of what we know now about everything. Like, give me a break. Like, let me, let me give you. It's crazy along the venture lines of like, oh, you're not a villain, but that's weird.

Let me give me an example. Like, here's a clear difference to me. So Louis C.K. is asking to do this thing. And it can be uncomfortable, but he asks, that's what you're supposed to do. You can shut it down. And you can also have the right to be like, I don't want to work with this guy anymore. Because I just feel uncomfortable. Even though he didn't do anything wrong, he literally asked.

You're supposed to do that. You're supposed to ask. I agree. Now, here's the thing. There's different. Brian Callan would pull his dick out. Like, so what's her name? Whitney Cummings, for example.

Whitney Cummings and Brian Callen would be in the car. And then he just whip his dick out. And she's like, oh, like, and she's talking about on a. podcast years ago. This is probably like, you know, 10 years ago, 16 years ago. And they're like, uh, that's kind of crazy. Like, they're just doing that and they're all kind of having a laugh about it. Yeah. But I'm like, this guy is, this is the guy. Like, no, here he is. You're, you're pulling your dick out unprovv, unsolicited. I understand that one, there, these things are inherently different because of the nature of him asking in the first place. I still think that's

crazy to even have the idea to ask that. You can think that and I would agree. But I, but I, like I said, I think that's not what the conversation is about. But I'm not condemning him for what he did. It just doesn't need to be said because none of us are into that shit. So of course it's crazy. I'm not condemning him like a villain. I'm not trying to say that you. I don't think he's a bad person exactly for that.

I think he's too. I just think the what he did versus where he is now versus combined also with just his skill as a comedian. I think he's definitely one of the good. He's definitely just one of the better ones. Yeah. And he's just ostracized for this thing that was like really cringing and weird. Yeah. But not nearly as much as like people.

Dude, people are around still. People are around still on like the biggest fucking podcast of the world. You fucking crazy. Yeah. I mean, we already, we know some of the other comedians that got away with some of the craziest shit. Actually. Crystal. Crystalia is out there doing shows.

Yeah. Excuse me? Joey Diaz has been on the podcast talking about the stuff that he would do like openers, like the stuff that he would do to girls. like the stuff that he would do to girls and he would be laughing about it and then obviously he tried to say he was joking you weren't joking.

Yeah, yeah. The culture of a lot of those scumbags were doing horrible things. Brendan Shob started getting into that culture even though he's not a comedian but he still got into the culture. So weird. And started trying to like fuck all the girls.

You know, he's married. You know, and they all knew it and he's still trying to fuck all of them and they're like, ew, you're gross. Get away, you know. You're gross. You have CTE, girl. You're great.

You have CET. Get away. You're forgetting this moment why we're talking about it right now. Brain weird, brain weird. It's just like... Your brain has lobes. And the one thing that's interesting is in Joe Rogan,

I can only imagine the type of stuff because he's in the same culture, and the only time we got a glimpse of it was on Opie and Anthony where his ex-girlfriend called in the show and was just talking about the reason why they broke up and stuff because he was a complete unfaithful scumbag.

Like when it came to that. So they were talking about that. It got a little bit heated, but also a little bit respectful. It's like, bygones be bygones. But it's just like, yeah, Even Joe Rogan can't keep his dick in his pants. I don't know how you expect him to.

Dude, Brendan Schaub, hold on one side. I just want, I got what if there's point. Because Brendan Schaub exposed him one time. Yes, he did.

And they had to cut this part out of the podcast. I remember. Because he was saying, he's like, man, like bald dudes be slanging dick, man, like talking about like cheating. Like you too, man.

He was like, he was like insinuating Dana White and Joe Rogan were like just fucking all these bitches. Like, they're both married. And it was like, Hey, man.

Is Joe Rogan married? Yeah, absolutely. He's married. woman and has has kids. She's really out of the spotlight then. Yeah, he specifically keeps them out. He makes it and I wish I knew who his kids were just because I want to desperately know

how they feel about their dad. It's like, oh, the guy that I've known my whole life that's been like a normal person and then versus what he turned into post-COVID, I would love to know what they because it's like Elon must kids. We know how they feel about the dad. That's what I mean. That's what's so shocking about it. Right.

I thought he was just single straight up because I was just like, how do you keep, how is this, how do you keep all that under? I think they're young though. I think he, no, not anymore. They were young forever ago. Sure? Yeah, absolutely. I remember he did a stand up and he's mentioned one of them was like about six or seven.

I think one of them is. He might have had a new kid, but like the kids that he had like growing up, I'm talking about like say when he was probably, because he's in his 50s now. He's probably like on the like late 50s now. Probably 56. I don't know how old he is now, but his daughter's got to be like probably at least. the oldest one's got to be an adult. It's kind of like Albert Kreiser.

He has an adult kid now. Like one's 18. One's probably a teenager. I used to know who these people were. And then there was this part where like these guys are, they suck. They all just, unfortunately.

Like say, that's why shout out to like Bill Burr who just gained all this fucking prominence and then stayed exactly the same. Because I imagine I'd be the same fucking way. Like if a bunch of money fell into my lap, I wouldn't turn into an untouchable retard. I don't know.

I think the, it's weird. I think the problem is that... Bill surrounds himself with people that challenge him, though. I think the thing... Because I think Bill Burke could easily turn into a huge piece of shit because of how negative his...

He is a naturally really negative guy, you know? I think he's... I think he's like somebody who grew up in Boston, but when you hear his genuine, like, you listen to his Monday morning podcast... Oh, no, I think he's a positive person because of positive people being around him. I think, like, his wife genuinely keeps him in check

for him to being, like, too ridiculous. Yes. But he's around people like, people call him on his shit, you know? Let's say if he, yeah. Because he says something that's kind of dumb and he's like, that's kind of dumb. And he's like, but like, why he's like, I don't fucking. I think he just understands. Yeah, it's kind of stupid.

I know it's stupid. But I care about it. I think it's like shit like that where it's like, I think he just knows his role. Yeah. More than other people. You know, like he just seems like, like I love when he's on Joe Rogan. He's talking about like, I'm not going to listen to you. Yeah.

Why are we talking about this? You would know medical degree in me with. no medical degree talk about, you know, medical shit. Like, what are we doing? Yeah, he's self-aware, I think. And that's what it is. Like, a lot of, a lot of people on that side just don't have self-awareness. I think the problem is that they want to be wearing letterman jackets when they should. They're not like the cool trend setters. No, I agree. I agree with that wholeheartedly. And the thing is that they can be a part of a movement because, you know, there are people just to be willing to say what they want to be free. But like, hello, hello, I'm Malcolm

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Like, none of them would do what Carlin did and get arrested for saying the shit that he said on stage and do it. You know? Yeah, absolutely. They wouldn't, under no circumstances. Andrew Schultz would not risk getting arrested. Fuck, no. To make a joke.

Andrew Schultz is a fucking, what was it? Who was he talking? I don't even remember he was talking to. He was like, oh, I voted for Trump because he's like, he's cool. Like, the Republicans are cool now. He said it to fucking, whatchigal? He said it to fucking. Who wasn't?

I can't remember. And Pete was like, who fucking idiot? What? It's just like anybody? Imagine hearing someone say that. Imagine hearing an adult say that. It's crazy. An adult with an adult comedian that's supposed to at least have a little bit more

foresight than the average person. That's supposed to be the, at least the appearance. That's the facade. Yeah, that's the facade. I think that's been completely dismantled over the last, over the last like six or seven years, that, that, oh, comedians are the new philosophers. Yeah, right.

Couldn't agree with you more. Yeah. Burr Christ was the new philosopher. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Brand did job. Oh, yeah. Joe Rogan.

Take a shower, Bert. How about that? I couldn't believe how bad Joe Rogan's last stand-up special was. Dude, it was bad. Next level, terrible. And I really, people? It made me actually think like, oh, I should. doing. Like I, why did I stop? Like, because I did it for like, I did three like,

open mics. Uh-huh. Before, like the week before the pandemic happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I just kind of put it down and never picked it back up. Yeah. But like, I thought it was like, oh, I could I could do way better than this. Joe Rogan. Like very easily, in fact. Burt Kreischer, Christelia. A lot of those people in the Rogan sphere. And probably many others that we just don't see. Yeah. There is a, there's people. There's people that have it, right? And they don't put much into their craft and they just float around. And there's people who have it and they fucking grind like a thing. You think of a Carlin who fucking would like grind and put out a special every year and he was really writing and rewriting and stuff like that. And then you have people who fucking were kind of like, Joe Rogan doesn't have it. He's the only the only time people said that his mates when he was doing like Taekwondo turn. He said that he was funny. But he was never told outside of that like, oh, he's a comedian. He's a comedian. or you never thought he was funny. And then he just kind of got thrust it into and he kept going.

Yeah. And at a certain point, now when you hear him talk, it's like he acts like he was one of those people that were, oh, yeah, like, I always knew I was funny or I'm that guy. And you can just tell, like, the people who, what you've listened to a Carlin or anyone who's like, I'm not saying like does stuff like him, but he's just genuine, Bill Burr, would never just say like, oh, yeah, I'm funny or I'm an important figure or, you know, when people talk like that? Yeah, it's too self-sercer. It's one of the reasons I don't really like

The way the Jerry Seinfeld carries himself It's like really annoying And it's pompous The problem with Jerry's weird That's just Jerry's nature though No I know like That's been his nature the whole time There's

There's a transparency to it That I like I'm weird about him Because I like I appreciate half of it And then I have him like it's so annoying I don't understand how do you not understand This is so off putting But he knows it and then he writes about it I don't know it's weird

I don't know how I feel about him like his comedy. His comedy's weird because like I don't like it when he does it but like I've, because I have a book of his like bits when I was like trying to figure out my own stuff and like trying to study. Like I was like he's like one of the most successful people ever. There's got to be something here. Okay. And so I was like,

he has like a book of his material. And it's just a bunch of jokes that he writes, right? And a lot of them are like, I could write this or like, you know, this is whatever. And then some of them are funny but then I remember being like, I didn't laugh at this when he did it. But I'm reading it out and I'm laughing at it. I don't think. And it's

It's weird. Really that funny. He's more of a writer, I think. He's like, he's very clearly like... I mean, that definitely says it right there. Yeah.

I think he's... He's a writer with unbelievable confidence. Like, you know, like, I wish I had even the, the vaguest... He can clearly write,

obviously, watching Seinfeld. He clearly can write. That's like clearly something he knows how to do. And I think that I respect his comedy specials because of the fact that,

like, there's always a lesson to be told about in his comedy. I guess. His comedy, he always has something that he says that like, oh, that is like, that's like a good piece of advice, period, you know? Is it? I don't think, I never got that out of. He just cares about a joke.

I think, I think there was ever a message behind anything. I think, I think the whole skateboarding thing he did was objectively like, uh, what skateboarding thing? He's like the idea of like watching skateboard to skateboard and fall down and get back up and having that be like the perfect mentality for existing in the world is like, you're going to get knocked down. But you, it's your choice to stand up and try it again. or just not do it. What's the morality behind the Pop-Tart bit? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I think he cares about the craft of a joke, and I respect that, although he's, like, a really sinister person, in my view. Yeah. He's so clearly a Zionist, and it's like, I get it because you're you and you're this old Jewish guy. Like, you didn't really have a hope. But, like, at the same time, it's disappointing.

It's like listening to Seth Rogen when he was talking about, like, I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, because, yeah, he's like, I'm not surprised a lot of people, like, the way that we grew up and the way that we were what we were taught. You know everybody here, Sam Cedar, anyone. They're like, the way that we were taught, they left out everything. Right, yeah.

So, like, you can't expect them to think a certain, a different way until they actually learn later on. They're like, damn, we were lied to. Yeah. And I guess that's religion in a nutshell. Sethorgan is, by being in that country. That's true.

You know, like not to validate what they're doing, but imagine being that close to it. Yeah, understand. Seth Rogen's almost like the reverse for me. We're like, oh, You turned out, like, because he could have easily been like a bro, you know, like, I could have easily seen him going into like a... Oh, 100%. You know, that direction.

And so it's cool that he didn't. And it's cool that, like, he seems to, uh, his values seem to align with the things that I think are valuable. He's a nerd. But I, but also, you couldn't pay me to respect him. Like, I, like, on the grounds of like, is he funny? You know what I mean? Like, on those grounds. Like, as a person, like, sure, whatever.

I think he's decent and funny. I have my moments. I really don't think he's funny at all. I have, uh, I have, uh, I think he's the least funny person in most of his projects. I've watched enough of his stuff to where I'm... He... Although I haven't seen the studio yet.

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ever seen that movie. It didn't really hit for it. me. Yeah. But like when he has like a cast reporting around him like, uh, there's a Zach and Mary. If you ever seen that movie,

I can make a point. I actually, I, I really enjoy that movie as a dumb retarded comedy and, and, and, and, like,

uh, like, uh, Craig Robinson. Yeah. And, uh, well, Craig Robinson were together just fucking funny. Yeah,

he's great. He's great. He's great. Like, to me, it's like, that guy, I'd love to see him in more roles,

but I think he's just like, I'm comfortable being like supporting. And, so yeah, I think he writes really well. I think he is more of Seth Rogen is more of a writer than he is just an actor.

I think I like a lot of his projects. So I respect him a lot. I was going to get involved in like, that's a thing. He gets involved in shit that's like passion projects of like nerd shit. And I respect that someone

and he's also just like a wake-up. Oh, I got famous and I love these things and they helped me figure out the foundation of how I am as a person. So I want people to see them. And I like that. I like that he does that,

you know? Sure. That's a good thing. Yeah, sure. I mean, it seems like a decent person. Yeah. His laugh really bothers me.

His laugh is like it really like I remember I used to think it was kind of funny and then it just got really old really quick and now I like it's grading to me like I really like it bothers me. Donky Kong have that laugh. It made me laugh. It made you laugh. It made me laugh and I was like, dude, it's raged me. I'm donkey con. Here's a banana. I hated it.

It's like sounds like he's like just choking on several cocks, dude. I mean, I guess. Like imagine three down his throat. That's not a lot. He's like, and then somebody, it's like laughing with cocks down your throat. So there you go. But yeah, no. Shout out, Seth.

Rogan, come on the show. Yeah, Joe Rogan, come on. Fucking loser. If I would, I was going to say, I would, I would not fight Joe Rogan. I think he's a piece of steel right now. You'd fight Joe Rogan and you would hit him. He's just, he's literally just density. I think he has bones anymore.

I think he's just like a massive muscle. Four feet of just, just matter. Just raw. Just royd. Dense. He's a fucking like a dwarf star. Like he's just looking at him with a shirt off. It's like you are so objectively test up out the fucking ass.

He had the HGH gut where he was like, oh man, I was just eating all this pasta and stuff. And I'm like, no, your fucking intestines are enlarged. Like you have enlarged parts because you're taking HDHs. That's why your head is way bigger than used to me. But you know, it's just what happens. Is that possible for your head to grow? 100%. If you want to see H.

Barry Bonds? That is a lane. We could go down one day. Barry Bonds. Have you seen H.D.H. People. Have you seen pre and post Barry Bonds? No, he hasn't.

I don't think he has. Who the fuck even is that? Like one of the best baseball hitters of all time. You know, the ultra-roided baseball man. I know he's a drug guy. Yeah, he's one of the best drug guys. Was he like a baseball player? He was one of the baseball player.

He was in the era when, when, when I was stupid. Yeah. When I was growing up when, when baseball was a little bit exciting because he's he's from Mark McGuire Barry Bond He's from he's from the pre-Dominican era of baseball

Oh okay I see So he's back when it was just niggas in control of baseball And It was more likely for him To hit a home run than they hit a regular base hit We got good Like it was actually like

The most obvious thing was because he was Very average when he started off And this is me not knowing that much about baseball but I knew enough because I knew people that were into the Giants and stuff like that, the San Francisco Giants, blah, blah, blah, blah. People of California teams. And then all of a sudden out of nowhere, he was much bigger. His sophomore year versus junior year is insane.

Fucking balls clearly out of the, like, two parks over. Maybe he was, like, looking at YouTube tutorials or something. Like, he'd hit the ball so hard. Maybe he was looking at YouTube tutorials and he just got better natural. He just got way better, how to hit home run. Yeah, how to hit home run. Like, people think of a thing of this. Where did the Yankee Stadium is.

would wait in the water to hit the get his ball and the water? Yeah, even though there's no water near Yankee State. What the fuck you're talking about? I was like, what are you saying? I got it. I knew he did it this way. They'd see it coming and they would roll their boats to where it is. What are you talking about? Like in the Hudson River?

I think he's just talking about rowing on land. There's no water near the Yankee Stadium. That's what I know. I know that, but like, what do you say? Is there, there's no, no, there's definitely not the original one at all. I thought the implication was that he would hit it so far that it would be in the river. It would end up near the, end up near the Statue of Liberty. That is, that is so, that's more, that's so much crazy than I think you were.

That's a Spider-Man level feat, actually. I don't even think Spider-American could do that, man. That's actually fucking, I think he can, if he only focuses on throwing it really far, then he has to take a nap afterwards. I really don't think so. I feel like this beyond Spider-Mays capabilities, honestly. I think it just wind wise. Isn't it like, no, it's just, you can, you know,

and then you fill the wind. Right, right, yeah. Spiders swaying. Do it? And can't you see, can't you see the Statue of Liberty from anyone in the world? Yes, it's actually four million miles wide. Yeah.

Yeah. What do you mean? Sorry, not miles, kilometers. Keyletometers, yeah. Keyletal meters. Miles would have been ridiculous. That would have been stupid. Yeah, that would have been an insane thing to say.

I only barely know about Barry Bonds. The amount of shit that I know about sports is actually like phenomenally low. Like, because I was so, I was almost more interested in my disinterest of sports that I was just like, if I heard anything about it, I would actively like remove it from my. That's crazy. He was a freak of nature. I just didn't care. I was just like, oh, these people.

Arod. A rod is clearly on Roy. He's out of it. It was like my brother was like that too. Yeah. I was like I couldn't, you couldn't. I think it was like, I just look at them. It was just, okay, there's just people doing things.

I cared about sports when I was younger. Then I got into video games. I stopped caring about sports as much. As much. But you cared. It's at one point. I just waves. To me, it's all waves.

I like playing them. Like, I liked, I liked actively, like, playing. I cared about basketball for a little bit because of the Yankees. I played, I played the Knicks. The Knicks, I cared again. And I was like, I played basketball. I played baseball. I played, I didn't play football really.

I played, you know, the kickball and the fucking, you know. Yeah. I liked playing them. I just didn't care about other people who did. Like, if somebody was like, oh, that guy's a famous guy who does this. I'm like, cool. We're just in the backyard. Why is he?

Why did he do that? Does he do that with his life where he's just playing this? I didn't love it so. I guess I didn't love sports enough to understand why anyone in their right mind would want to do it professionally. Get paid a fuck ton of money. I understand that. But you're a kid,

you don't think, you're not thinking about money at all. Yeah, buttload. Metric fucks on the money, dude. To play a game. Yeah.

But no, to me, it's watching just like, yeah, I love seeing humans do like really cool shit. And, uh, you're seeing,

I can watch a, watch more footage. Seeing these fucking, I don't think that's cool. I don't think war is cool at all. I don't think war is cool. I think the act of war can be interesting sometimes. I think if we had like Ninja Warrior and we treated it like mega serious,

like there was like a Super Bowl before like Ninja Warrior, I'd be into it because I'd be like, all right. Let's see who's going to survive this time. That's wild. I'd want to see like what, what nation could produce the most ninja warriors. I know what nation is probably going to be. Don't say it. Israel. Oh.

All the Ashkenazisksis. Yeah. Ashkenazi ninjas. All three of the tribes And you're like Or 12 I guess technically I don't know I don't know shit

They're gonna do the best because they have like They have like a bunch of like real Everybody's gonna be practicing on like dummies and stuff And like they have actual That is true yeah they have bodies They have real bodies that they can practice on I think the best The nation that we do the best is obviously here

Because we fucking cheat It's fucking we pull from too many pools But if we go from not that I think it's probably like I don't know Where the fact we want to plan on our Jamaican Probably a stoned Yeah.

Estonia. Shout out to, yeah. The Argonans are there. You're like watching Ninja Warrior then and welcome the Argonans. It's like, huh? You never, they might be. They're just around. I feel like Russia's like priming them.

They're not ready yet. And then they're going to just soft launch them. Yeah. The soft launch of Argonians is crazy. That's the whole, there's the whole point of this early access. He's distracting us. He's distracting him Ukraine because he's making Argonians to walk around the street and fucking Moscow right now. He's like, hurry up.

He's like, hurry up. They're almost ready. We need the Argonians now. We need them. They breathe underwater. Do you have at least a couple that are ready to go? Yeah, like that kid. Just work. Everybody stop what you doing. Work on one. Everybody work on one. No, no. All of you. All of you. All of you. All of you. Work on this one right now. I want it done by end of the week. I'm serious, guys. I don't like raising my voice. I don't like raising my voice. You know, you know this. You know, you know this.

We've been at this for 54 years. He's in tears. Four years. We have this for 54 years. And I just, we just, by the end of the week, we got to get an Argonian out there. That's all I'm going to say. Take it or leave it. I'm going to go.

If I'm back here in a weekend, there is no Argonin. I can't promise you that you'll still have a career. Yes. And yours in his eyes. His eyes are wet. His eyes are wet. They're like, they're a wet version. He's not crying, but they're like wet when you're about.

They're glazing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like yelling at you guys. That's not the kind of person I get. But we need at least a few Argonians, Ben, look what you're making you do. The shareholders are asking questions,

and I want you guys to keep your jobs, all right? Please, please, for me. He's well, he's genuinely emotional. For me, for me, good old, gladdy P. Vladdy Pee. Vladdy Pee. Let's get to this last one, then we'll read the names.

Get on out of here. Fermented pygmy, Rodin. Gladdy, Vatty Pee. Says, if you found out that mosquitoes are the creatures on the earth that constantly experience the most pleasure and actually have the most pleasurable lives, and they feel extreme pain when they die or don't eat

and they also mourn their dead what would be your next move So if you feel more Yeah this would not change how I feel about them at all In fact it would almost incentivize me to go out and hurt more of them I agree actually If they had the intelligence to convey ideas that's different I'm not killing them anymore

They would have to write me They would have to write me They would have to write me I'd have to see it do it too I would have to watch it write me a letter To ask me to not kill it And if there's any fucking grammar mistake at all, it's done.

That's fair. Because me, I'd be less fair. I'd be like, okay, you guys, you guys could have done this forever ago. I'd be really mad about that. Like, why did you guys just not tell us? You could have, we could have planned. We could have made, oh, here, these are going to be your animals that you can feed off of.

Here's your blood. Here's all the stuff you need. Don't fuck with us humans. Yeah. Nope, you just decided to just do this. And then now you want to say something? No, they're all going to space. You know what's crazy about that too?

We're putting every fucking mosquito in a, in a, SpaceX rocket, along with Elon Musk in it. In fact, you know what? It's actually really selfish on their part, on their part, because we've spent all this time killing them, not indiscriminately. And then suddenly they're like, JK, we had sentience. What you've done is you've... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

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like you've got to be gone so that our conscience can remain intact. I believe you have to figure sign that now when you guys are not with us anymore. I'm with that. Separate but not equal. separate but not equal gone and then I would say Shalom I'd be bombing mosquito hospitals

yeah yeah yeah yeah you got to shoot through the mosquito yeah they take a hostage they take one guy

they take one guy hostage and then we just like we gotta nuke it you got to nuke the entire sorry we got a bunker buster on this mosquito nest yeah you don't understand

mosquito to defend myself. What do you mean? Mosquitoes, yeah, no, I just, I hate them thoroughly. You know what's crazy about them too? Is that there's a, what I love, I love this about them because it, it is, uh, they, they so deserve this. There are smaller mosquitoes. Do you know about this? That eat mosquitoes? That like, do what mosquitoes do to us to them. So, like, not only are they like the most disgusting piece of shit type of bug in the world, but they also have to, they have to contend with themselves as well. They also active, I love that, commit to same syndicement.

I love that they have to be like, damn, a mosquito. I love that a mosquito has to be like, fuck, a mosquito bit me. That's awesome to me. That's so annoying. It's funny, it's funny, but also it's like. They so deserve it, man. What? God, why God?

Why? I know, right? I feel like they're really important to, unfortunately. I feel like unfortunately, they're really important to fucking the fucking biomes. I haven't heard that. I haven't heard that argument yet, to be honest. I have not heard that argument. Even when you just made it, I didn't hear it.

I thought they probably are. I feel like they're like a really important landmark species. I've heard arguments for roaches. I've heard argument. I've heard. I've not heard arguments for mosquitoes. And it might exist, but I'm actually, I am with him. As soon as someone's like, oh, actually, I'm immediately.

I'd listen to him, but I still choose not to respect it. Yeah. Like that's crazy. Yeah. And I'm the guy that's giving for giving it. Like if a dog starts, the dog starts talking about, oh, you guys could vote. You go, you go, wait a second. This guy's advocating for mosquitoes.

and it's a mosquito underneath it's like 50 million mosquitoes like shaped like Kingston I thought it was a big mosquito the idea of one the idea of one the size mosquitoes it's like Oogie Boogie or like the

yeah yeah yeah or like the Men and Black Bug Man I think right no the men of like bug was one big bug right yeah yeah yeah it's more like Oogie Boogie that's awesome but anyway is Oogie like kind of look like

you know Klanmen? Yeah. Yeah. First thing I thought when I saw him when I was six. You thought he was a Klansman?

Did you see that one? Did you see the guy at Universal or whatever? I mean at Disney? Or Disney? Yeah, sorry. I'm going there. I'm going there in Halloween time

to see it again. I love that shit. Oogie Buggy Bagu was there and do you see his pussy? Yeah. He said that picture? I remember that picture of his Oki pussy. Wait, what?

You never see that? No, do you have it? I can find it real fast. Yeah, please find it. It's really fucking funny. I don't understand. Like he's just got a pussy. It's a claw.

It's like there's a pinch right where it's... Are you saying? So you're saying he's got like a... Like a throbbing wet vulva on display? Like... Practically. You can see the little... You see a little horn on it too.

That's crazy. That's insane. I just love this cool ass dude next to him. This pussy. That is... That is so... That's... That is so fucking unfortunate, man

They did not look at that closely at all, man Holy shit Look at my pussy I have a pussy rat I have a pussy I have an hokey pussy The oogie boogie bussy for you Oh my god

That is fucking heinous Oh man I'm scared, I'm shaking My pussy's really wet You're joking You're joking I can't believe my pussy My pussy

Fuck shout out to ugy boogie man Shout to his voice actor too fucking amazing. You've got to be. This can't be the right guy. His pussy is ugly. I think I'm going to die. Dude, I really love that movie.

Yeah, Nightmare for a pussy is great. All right, let's read the names of our $25 and up patrons. They ride in to change their names to all sorts of bullshit to make me say it at the end of the show. So if you want to participate, go on over there and irresponsibly spend your $25. To toss us a haypenny or two. Yes, sir. Tom. Point to the vitcher.

Let's do it. Throw your $25 in the well. Yeah, go ahead. Fucking make me say heinous shit. That'll no doubt haunt me when I have kids. Anyway, let's go ahead. You won't. You have a pussy.

What? I guess you can still have kids. It's almost specifically. You don't have uterus, though. That's true. I got rid of it. I sold it at a girl. garage sale.

He sold it to my doctor, the 7-11 doctor. Yeah, yeah. He incanted at me. And I was like, just take it. Just take it. I don't want no trouble, man. He's where he's got a stethoscope on.

He puts his hand in there and he fucking, he puts his hand in and he fucking unlatches it and pulls it out. Bro, how would people react if you, if you were prepared to be homeless? Like, you just stand in front of Ralph's, right, begging for chains, but you have a lab coat and a stethoscope. That's an interesting social experiment. But the lap coat's got to be a little dirty. Yeah,

yeah. It's got to be a little dirty. But like way cleaner than it should. It's a little, just a little spot just to give the appearance at your homeless, but yeah. It actually looks like a crisp lab coat outside of like very specific sections that look intentionally like almost painted to be dirty. Like there's not even an effort to make it feel like it's a real, really. No, you know what it is.

He's got like, uh, it's like, uh, it's like pictures of state. taped to the lab coat. That's so fucking dumb. That's so much effort than just putting dirt on the fucking lab coat. I can't dirty my lab coat. It means a lot to me. It would mean a lot to me.

Give you an exam for some change. Yeah, prostate exam. I exam. You offer a prostate exam first. I can care. In that order, I won't wash my hands. Some guy goes like, wow, this is a great deal. His eyes crusting up as it's at.

His eyes are red. His eyes look like a pie. It looks like struzel. Oh, fuck me, man. Holy shit. Anyway, count me down. Three, two, one. Great. The Jewish blood banker left me anemic.

Delta Gamma. King Dad coming on those slutty little Beatles. Obama pointing at somebody and just saying paste before they disappear. Oh my God yesterday. What is that? The mods yesterday. Remember? No. Oh my God. Dude. We were at a friend of ours place and somebody brought over like a modded Nintendo Switch with with all sorts. Like, I think it was like a bonded Smash Brothers. And who was Obama?

Like, what was the, uh... Captain Falcon? Captain Falcon. Dude was insane. He had like, it was like fully modeled and everything. And he had his voice lines in and he, what did he say true? I don't know why he kept saying true. There's like the least quotable, true.

Let me be, I feel like let me be clear would have been the obvious one. But, uh, that was fucking wild. Yeah. Did he have any of the ones from that fucking audio book? Oh, that would be a great place to pull from. You ain't my bitch, nigger. by your own damn fries. Yeah.

Obama said that? 100%. There's an audio book that's read by him and the Lisa Simpson Vio. What? Yeah.

Why? The voice actor. What is that combination of people? I don't know, man. But like the chick is like it sounds like Lisa Simpson and Obama.

What the fuck? That's crazy. My bitch, nigga. And then what's the other one? He says, now you know that guy ain't shit. That's a great one too. That's like Vladimir Putin

doing a thing with like, fucking, I don't know. Chris Chan or something. I'm Alex. I'm Alex. Yeah. I put Alex on a collab. You're like,

what's that guy up to? Didn't he like something? What happened to that guy? I think he came back again. I think he tried to come back. Yeah, I think he's making stuff. Oh shit. Oh, he like he went away for a long time to everyone stop carrying.

Yeah. And then, uh, I mean, the idea is just to power through it really. If you're, if you do shitty stuff. Yeah. Don't acknowledge it. And then, and then... I think he had like a rebuttal video, and I watched some of it. Oh.

It just kind of didn't strike me as, uh... I don't know, man. Whatever. Oh, ooh, uh, I'm Alex. I, a rebuttal. What could he even say? It was on fucking video. Yeah, that's kind of thing.

It's like, there's no real crime. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's not, or at least as far as I know. Like, maybe there was like a battery or something. Like, I don't even remember, really. I just remember seeing that video of him threatening her. And I just remember being, like,

Like, yeah, there's, with respect, there's no video of me doing anything like that. Neelik. Because I've never done anything like that. So like I just, it's hard for me to, it's hard for me to be like, it's hard for me to be like, oh, he's probably fine. He's probably a chill person. I've never got caught doing stuff like that. Never got cut. I see my.

What? An hour in 42 minutes? Yeah, I'm not watching this. Fuck. That's strategic as fuck. Is it? Yeah. Well, yeah, because it.

Because then people could just be like, you didn't watch the video. Which to be fair, I didn't. It do. Also, yeah, it ensures people like me are absolutely not going to watch that. I see a thing that's an hour before. I'm like, what could you possibly say in that amount of time that is a... I'm sure it's probably leaning into more specific. Because honestly, even back at the time when we covered it, I think we mentioned this,

that like both of them seemed kind of insane. So I think it's probably clearing up like specific details about like that's wrong. this was a lie, whatever. And I'm sure that's probably plenty valid. My issue always came from the videos of him just threatening. Like, I didn't care that he said. Like, there was a thing about him saying the N-word or not. The hard hour.

That was a good one. That's crazy that he said that. But also, like, I don't know. That word means nothing to me because I'm surrounded by you. So, like, the shock of that is gone. With that iconic line where he sees going to, like, hit her, throw a brick at her? I swear, oh, I swear, I'll go, I'm going to throw a brick at her. something like that.

I don't remember. I forget how he sounds. There's something about a brick and he was just gonna. I'll stab you with a bloody brick. I'm gonna fucking brick all over you might. I'm gonna break you in a deaf. Yeah, no, I don't know, man.

Whatever. Damn, it fucking. Wow. So, yeah, so he came out. So it was like a, he was gone for like a year and then he came back. Yeah. And now I think he's just posting reels and shit.

I feel like I saw him. I feel like I saw him just making normal content. Let's see. Which I guess you just have to do. There's no real normal, sane expectation that they can just, like, kind of die and go away. It's crazy. Yeah. So, like, I guess he has to keep posting.

And, like, fair enough. But, like, yeah, I mean, especially like you said, what that was the worst of it, right? He, like, threatened her. So it's just, like, allegations of, uh, abuse. It was the only thing that I saw that to me was just, yeah, I don't remember. Yeah, I don't remember what happened. I think they were both kind of crazy, though, based on what I saw. I can't look, man, I'm going to be completely honest.

And it might be some people might get offended. but all those, there's like the discord culture and shit where all those people are in the, no, dude, it's not, you're all, you gotta be a little nuts to have like a, Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future

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Like they're bro, you're, it's good. Clearly you're doing that for a reason. Normal people don't do shit like that. Normal people are very gullible. Don't even know how to really use Discord. Once they get on Discord, they're not thinking of let me get into OBS or whatever the fuck and I'm going to record my conversation because I'm crazy. You got, you know what I'm saying, man? It's not a, just understand what you're dealing with. Yeah.

You know, understand what you're doing with. If you're not into that shit, stay fucking far away from it. Alex, I think he was well a part of that culture of that was totally fine and everything was cool until it was not. And it's like, well, yeah, that's just kind of what. happens, you know? Yeah. Dude, girl next door, boy next door, man. If you're trying to do relationship stuff and then have platonic relationships on the internet, I feel like is the best way to go. Yeah. You know, you don't have to listen to me. Or at the very least, like, I don't know.

To me, it's always weird that like, it's always like Discord leaks or something. Or it's just like, oh my God, you see the Discord release? I'm like, I don't even think there's a single dis, I don't think I've said anything of any consequence of through Discord because why the fuck would I? I mean, I definitely, you know what I mean? There's definitely chat to have with like friends of mine where we say shit that's fucking heinous. I don't type anything out on Discord. But it's like nothing. Yeah, I found, like share links

and just talk about really mundane shit. But like, there's not a single leaked Discord DM of mine that's like particularly. That wouldn't even be worth it. It wouldn't even be fucking close. Yeah, I found a funny message that I posted on my Instagram story

that I would love to share, but I'm probably not going to find it in the moment. But it was just when I still had a Discord because I didn't like it, so I shut it down eventually. But somebody, one of the maiden mods or whatever my buddy Andrew

he started a Not Safe for Work section I was like whatever everybody here's a fucking adult so whatever But like they him and some other people Just kept posting like just Picks of Hot bitches And like it was just annoying

But like I said I didn't care at first There is one where like this chick She posted with like a fucking phenomenal ass And I just I replied to it and I was like Damn it's on my ass looks And then I was I don't know why like it just the way it was framed it just I thought it was funny so I shared it

and that's like the that's it you know what I'm saying but I was just like it's not there's nothing especially to be fair I feel like if I feel like if any discord probably last long enough some dickhead is going to post some fucked up stuff in there but it'll be it'll be them

and not you if you yeah I mean so that's kind of like the nature of it that's why eventually I just didn't want to deal with any of that because there's just weird people that will oh I don't like a Derek I'm going to come in his Because it's not like mine was Paywald

It was like anybody wants to Joe Join it because I My audience was I'm popping It was like crazy anyway So it was like It was very respectable So yeah

It was just a buddy I have the same point You don't deal with this stuff I saw fucking people Doing on Look at this Futonari fucking channel

And conservative stuff And weird people infiltrate I was like bro This is stupid Yeah I can hate this shit Anyway Whatever

Whatever Squimp as bugs. Squimp is bugs? I don't know. That's what it says. Clamule Esquire the third. Usur, Yusur Guildmaster,

Mali Malibu. Whenever Kingston reads the credits, I feel like I'm owed $25. That's cool. Very cool. You need glasses, man. What you call it? Oh yeah.

Me and Jojo, we're just talking about that for some reason. I remember why. Yeah, I don't remember why, but it came up. Oh, oh, yeah, because I went to the optometetters. I went to optometrists. I went to the dogmatured.

doctor. And I think because when I missed my first appointment, we were talking about something, and then it reminded me of you being blind. I'm not blind. You need glasses. Maybe. And the question was, why do you refuse to get them? That was the thing that was brought up.

So I'll relay that to you. Call it Moriarty. Three gay Beatles versus Jordan Peterson The Mask. That is fucking crazy. Jordan Peterson as the mask? I can't even imagine it actually They're fundamentally Somebody stop me

It's almost like trying to put two magnets Yeah You know what I mean You could do it if you're a stronger You could fucking do it But it's there's such a resistance I can't envision it No way Bucco

No way Bucco Somebody stop me Somebody stop me Smoking Ohuga I like three gay beetle juices, though. That's my favorite. Yeah.

Gay Beetlejuice is my favorite. He's iconic already. Happy pride. Happy me. Happy me, month. It's Beetlejuice Month. He's just in a rainbow suit. Oh, yeah.

I mean, he's already in that weird kind of like pinstripe kind of thing. Oh, she, he's in the straight flag costume, actually. Oh, he is. That's kind of crazy. They made the straight flag beetle juice. I guess technically there is nothing more straight Because Beetlejuice is literally just like a fucking He's a horn dog

He's always trying to marry some lady Yeah He's a horny demon literally Yeah Come on your face Lady, what's your name? What's your name again? Well he wanted to marry that underage girl

One of the right, let me blast him on the writer at the time Oh right Was he a runner-wider Wednesday in that one or no No, it's not Wednesday Is the one that's um Which one of my Which one? That's Adam family

But that's also played by Wait, what's her name? Lydia, right? Lydia, yeah. Well, they're both like dumb little girls with The same. Has your mic been

Unplugged this whole time? Shut the fuck up. That's crazy. Wouldn't that be fucking crazy? That'd be wild. After what happened already? I'd be so upset

if it was unplugged the whole time and I'm just like I'll just go to sleep on the audience. Kingston forgot to bring his mic Oh yeah, he did forget to He came over here

I can't remember if it was late I think it was a little bit No, it wasn't Okay He just got here And I got here right after Yeah, that is true There wasn't really a specific time today

Because everything got delayed Yeah But like so he gets here We all sit down And he goes I forgot my mic at home I gotta go back I'll be right back sorry

That's fantastic That was fantastic That's fucking crazy It's like the only thing He needs to bring Like there's no other requirement At all He made a mistake

He remembered his like come cloudy water. Yeah, he got his cum water. I need him a stink. I meet him a mistake. He's changing my name to... Brought his flashlight. Brought his flashlight.

Brought a stick of gum. Yeah. Stick a gum with cum, lathered all over it. That's true. Stick a gum with cum and his bum. Like, come in a gum stick. Is that Marshall? Is that Marshall Mathers over there?

Stick a cum and it's gum and it's bum and he runs and sums and the fun. That's like that weird. That's like that... What's that? There's a... flow that's almost exactly like that. I think it was like on that the one where he did 3 a.m.

I sit back. I sit and I wake the band to the fan there's a way I am. I think that's it. It feels like complicated a little bit. Huh?

Complicated? Yeah. Well like Abrelavin? It's really not even fucking close. That is crazy that you even made a connection there because they're Sit back and you thought and you're waiting.

Oh, you're talking about that part. Oh, I guess. I can't believe that came to your mind of it. That's the only, that's the only beat I remember that sounds like that to me. And you, when you suck and you fuck and you drink and you rape. Amazing.

Why you gotta go and make rape so complicated. Brilliant. What about Ray? Brilliant and mature. Gay, changing my name to gay beetle boy penis to annoy Sweeney. I am going to kill a brother with a mortar. I guess you wonder where I've been. I've been sucking dick again.

I came back to let you know that I'm so gay and I am homo. It's pretty cool. That's such a good song, which you fucking... Yeah. I think that's one of the best songs ever made, actually. I said by that. What, the King of the Hill theme?

What, you won't do for love? Oh. The King of Hill theme? Yeah. Mace of Molo Gay. You saw the new trailer? Oh, I didn't see the new trailer. I saw the...

I saw the theme song. I saw the clip from it. There's a clip? Yeah, you watch. You were there. What you're talking? I mean, but that was like, it was on the TV. We didn't watch it.

Everybody was kind of loud and talking, and it was also, like, handheld footage from, like, a conference. I don't know what the fuck was going on. I only saw the theme song. Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant. Where they show that weird fucking, that weird. I like, I'm really curious to see, like, how it goes. Although, did you hear?

There's actually news today. It's going to sound like I'm lying because it sounds fucking outrageous. fucking John the guy who does red corn he's fucking dead it just happened he died like today or like yesterday because somebody shot him in Texas he was like they're back what yeah like what the

this is Mike Judge's fault I don't know man I'm just saying I'm just letting you guys know the news the guy who did John Redcorn who's a real Native American got shot in Texas wow what a surprise was he like what the fuck was he like he's like I have dirt on Mike Judge Mike Judge has given more small smallpox to my people and Mike judge like I can't let this get out I can't let this get out me Mike judge I can't let you get close me Mike judge can't let this get out

I can't let this happen I'll tell you what my judge yeah that's that's my judge's voice it's like only slightly different than Hank can't tell you I I need to kill this engine and then he uh I've got to kill this Indian today how did you kill him what happened he shot him but like who shot him well who shot you who shot you I got to separate the week from the opposite. Lady Bird's probably dead. Somebody call

Alex. Somebody call Alec Baldwin so I can trick him into assassinating John Redcorn. We're doing Russ 2 or whatever the fuck. He's like, oh,

Russ 2, huh? Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha. He's getting his fucking shows confused. That seems pretty cool, Beavis. Well, I thought I was talking to Beavis. I thought I was talking to Mike Judge.

Propane. Oh, propane. All right, whatever you say, Mike, Judge. I will kill this. Strickland's not promoting me. Everything's funny. He's just into the judge of verse. And it's just his two...

Into the Judge of course. But it's just his two shows. He did something else, right? He's on more than just King of the Hill and Beez and Butthead, right? I really can't think of any of the other. He's probably done... Did you do Dariate, too, or was that somebody else? Because that was the beep somebody character

Yeah She was a character Yeah Yeah she uh yeah There was a spinoff I'm interested Funny I just saw a Darya's shirt for $10 the mall Hello hello

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crazy. There's only so much space though. That is fucking outrageous Penegrio. Penegrio's classical racism. Yeah. P.P. Jordinson and Benchapenis. Oh, I'm Kingston's Dad. Stick your Willie where I I... Ew.

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their Randy Rears. Head General Hogg, head, head, head general hogspittle, the sonic soap opera. Jesus Christ. Hogspittle.

You know, I heard recently. You know what? You know what the word lick spittle means? No. This is a real term for like, just like,

loose slobber, but like, a lick spittle is like a proper, like a real word. That's the word that you would use. I mean, I heard it and I fucking laughed out loud hearing it because I was just like that's not how did you who said that I heard it up my friend Paul's house because we were talking uh we were just using

like ridiculous words yeah like just like being over verbose about really dumb shit on purpose and like you said lickspinel I was like what the fuck is that and it's like it's a real life promise and I looked it up and it sure fire was see now I'm like how the fuck did he know that that's that's like that's such a word that like should be lost to time yeah exactly I thought it's not as crazy It's the kind of thing that we would We would look up old words to say In that British accent that we would do all the time

Because it's just like it seems like Those are words that would be used by that person You know what I just learned Of course not Yeah I know That's a stupid thing to say in it Cock But for reals though

What about it? Cock used to mean Female genitalian What? Really? Yeah You know how I found this out So I found

I follow out of pocket bars or whatever on Instagram it's going to out of pocket bars and there's a song called Area Codes by Ludacris

Right and one of his lines He says I bang cock and bang cock You know And it's like Excuse me So now everyone's like

Oh is he talking about Fucking lady boys I don't understand And no There's actually Lines Scattered throughout history Especially in the south

It was It's even older than that But like Say Southerners, blues, all that stuff in America, that was the fucking, they would use cock. There's dirty blues. There's dirty blues songs where like, there's like women singing and talking about fucking like, like touching their cock. And they made their pussies.

And I'm like, what? Really? Yeah. And I found out because a fucking, a random guy in the comment section saying, this is actually old fucking southern slang. And I'm like, what? And then looking it up and I'm like, I can't believe I just learned. this from some random asshole with the sonic fucking avatar

in a sonic avatar on a fucking ludicrous out of pocket bar. That is actually crazy. It is. I had no concept of that at all. Apparently in, I forgot which Snoop Dog song, he has

a line about cock in there too. He's talking about like hopping off the cock which sounds. That still doesn't sense. That's what I'm saying. Like playing? No, he meant he meant That is so crazy.

Like getting a awful. That's actually, I mean, that's not too dissimilar to the fucking, you know, the pink clothes versus the blue clothes. Oh, right. The blue clothes. Yeah. Yeah. At least it makes sense. At least that makes sense.

It's like, it's like a soft version of red. But the cock in no other terms because cock as a rooster predates the word rooster itself. Yeah. And then also, cut the fuck up. What the fuck is that? Oh. It's a... What is your riggedode?

It's, uh, um, what do you call it? My way, do you remember I'm the juggernaut bitch? You remember that? So the guy Randy Hayes that did that voice did the juggernaut and that. He's like, criminally underrated. And they've done a bunch of those parodies and bunch of stuff. So he did a bleach one. There was a bleach one.

And then there was some bloopers. And, uh, surprise motherfucker was a line from one of them. And this is like 2010 shit. And it's been my text alert and every phone. I always make sure. I put it in that phone. And shout out to My Way Entertainment. Randy Hayt, dude, I'm so upset that that Randy Hayes is not like world famous.

I think that guy is so criminally fucking underrated. He's so talented. He's so fucking funny. Do you have, do you go in and customize your texts and all that? Just, uh. I only recently did that. So, yeah. So like, I'll always do the text alert and then, and then the, um, and then just my regular

call. I don't do like individual for people. I don't, I'm too lazy for that. I used to do that when I was younger, but now it's just, oh, I have an alarm clock that is customized, and then the regular ring and then the text. I do it for specific people, but like not everybody. Like for the sacred, for whenever Dustin and Colin texts me, it's like the metal gear. Okay. And then I think everybody else is just like the 360 achievement sound or like whenever like somebody was online.

Oh, nice. Because I got sick of hearing. There's something about just hearing like the standard iPhone or whatever it is. Ping that like really bothers me because I just like, I know. never know if it's mine. It's just like, also it just sucks. Also, you know what I learned recently? That fucking Al City did all that shit.

What are you saying? The Fireflies guy? Yeah, the Fireflies guy did a lot of the ringtones for like original Apple and a lot of the text tones. And it's just like, oh, now I can't hear this ever. Yeah. That's so random. I know. Okay.

Yeah. And then I was like, well, I'm definitely not going to on purpose hear Al City against my will. Hit my Somebody text me So I wanted to show the audience What this sounds like My phone's dead Oh yeah right

It doesn't matter So that's to be I think when Joe text me It's the sign fell Pinoon-o Is it? This sounds like a boner to me dude What is it?

What is it? What is you playing right now? Oh I'm about I just wanted to hear it when it When it hits Just send anything Oh my God I silenced it

I thought I thought I unlocked Right, do it again. He's going to do it? So stupid. It'll pick it up. Surprise, motherfucker. That's crazy.

Of course. It's good. It's fucking asshole. Yeah, thanks, Ethan. That's crazy. Domination. Total drama gaeland. Total drama.

Derek. Oh, Island, right? Yeah, that's fucking ridiculous. Derek, not Chauvin is innocent. You know, is that show... That show had boobs on it. Total drama. Island?

I swear to God. No. I swear to God. No, I didn't. Okay. I feel like I remember seeing moves on it. What's total? I don't remember.

What is that again? A cartoon show about like, it's like a Cartoon Network survivor, basically. Okay. With teenagers. Yeah. I remember boobs being on that show and being fucking fused. Bobs? Yeah.

No, they drew out some girls that had like boobs. They drew out their, like, their shapes. No, I, whatever. It's not, I don't care. You're not talking about exposed breast, are you? I am. You saw a nipple? A cartoon network?

You saw animated nipples? Well, it was a Canadian show that was brought here. And I think the Canadian broadcasts, they're not really that strict with that stuff or something. I think it was like, or like it was considered a more adult show in Canada than it was here. And then they kind of like censored it for America or something. But like there's an uncensored version in Canada. It's not too crazy. It's still very much a kid show or like very much like tame.

But that one scene was just like, it was like a shock moment or something. I see. I don't know how real it is though. I just remember at the time being like it was. too early for AI to be the culprit. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And I was just like, that's really well done.

And if it's not real, then, like, who the fuck did this? Yeah. You know that wolf, though, doing the wolf whistle and then it jacks off at the end? You know that thing? Yes, of course. Like, is there, you know how like sometimes I usually, that's one of those times where I'm like, I need a watermark. Who did that?

Yeah, you got to find the guy who did that. That is the most impressive animation I think I've ever seen. It's fucking fantastic. That is better than the Superman Flesher cartoons. I agree. And I was like, who fucking did that? They're just a menace that just releases this one frame. Beauty into the wild.

And now I'm like, damn, I understand that person because I don't watermark my stuff either. Yeah. You know, but it's just like, he's different. He's, I don't, I'm not doing anything like that. No, that's next level stuff. Yeah. Please read some names in the RFK. Trump and Kingpin voices, round-eyed Asian,

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It's so fucking funny I hate it so much It's actually really good You know what I'm really missing actually I have it I really miss like There's a So there's like a Puerto Rican, like Dominican kind of Cuban spot across the street from John Jay now. Oh really?

That's really fucking good. Like they make the yellow rice and shit. I've been hankering because like I haven't had like real Spanish like. Something that yellow ass Spanish right. Yeah, man. Because the stuff they sell out here is not really, or at least the stuff that I found out here is not exactly right. I don't know. Whatever.

You can make it. Yeah, I'm sure. I just, I never really made that rice. It's not hard. I'm sure it's easy. I just like I got to call my parents. or something for the exact recipe. Because they always do like,

you know what I mean? Like your family always does something specific that like has something and that doesn't, isn't normally in there and then you have it when you grow up and you're like, this isn't exactly the same.

What the fuck's going on? I totally know what you mean. I only just recently learned how to make the exact kind of rice and beans that my parents made with like white rice. Unfortunately, so many recipes die with my grandma,

unfortunately. Oh, she didn't like write anything down? She taught me how to cook but she didn't teach me her recipes. You didn't write them down? She didn't write her now? I'm so cognizant of that

like with good food. I like it's unfortunate so many of them are's gonna go with her is she still like she's still like no she's like gone she's out just checked out damn that's unfortunate man that sucks recipes were like the main that I was like that's the one thing that is like one of the things man yeah because my parent I remember thinking like because there's some recipes that is your mom or dad a better cook um

I would say they're actually both my dad's a really good cook actually for some reason I don't know what's clear reason why He's a man. He's a military dude. He's a, well, why with that? He's a, I thought,

oh. Is that real? The most military dudes I know can fucking throw down in the kitchen, actually. I feel like they can, they can make a mean ration.

I guess, yeah. No, most of them are they can fucking throw down a kitchen. It depends, it depends on what it is. Like, I think my dad is more, I think,

overall better. And then there's certain things that my mom can do really, really, really well. Gourmet fucking, gourmet fucking MRI or whatever. Gourmet MREs or whatever. I have like a military

rationed here. I got it at like a, I don't even remember. Why did you buy that? Because I saw it and I was just like, it's kind of an interesting thing to have. I don't know. My dad is actually novelty. Yeah, why not?

The best cook I've ever bad in my life. My father can fucking cook like the... Well, have him throw it down live on the podcast. No. You'll have him cook for this dumb gay black person and this gay Puerto Rish. We should hire him to cater our show and not tell him that it has anything to do with him. My dad can actually cook like a motherfucker about.

That's crazy. He can cook. It's crazy. It was kind of permission we could do like, hey, we'll give you, we'll just pay him his half. Yeah, or his share. Yeah, his share. Crazy. That's mad money for catering one thing.

Yeah, that's like six people. That's what I mean. But that's, it'll get him, though. That's what I'm saying. Oh, right. He's like, oh, I can't refuse this. I can't refuse this. I can't refuse this.

He's not Africa. Oh, that's so much money. It's fantastic. Whoa. Guad, Waguan. What one. What one? Holy fucking one.

What? Little Bateman, give me your money. I'll cook for you now. Hello, small Battyman and a small, darker skin, Battyman. What do you want to eat? Imagine introducing. That's how you greet someone. You're calling him a Battyman.

Hello, Botteeman. Hello. Good to meet you. Gay boy. Good to meet you, gay boy. Good to meet you. Happy Pride Month, gay boy. Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

Don't touch me. I'll shake your hand with a glove on, but like, let's not get too crazy here. You can cook. I'll talk to dad. Is you like 9-8 or something? That's like 66. That's crazy. Mark of the Beast almost.

Yeah, he's six six six six. That is huge. That is a big news, man. Point six would be crazy. That's crazy. He just has horns. I never noticed it.

He's six six and a half then I guess at that point. Yeah, he's six six and six horns fucking hoe of the feet. Yeah, cloven hooves. He never noticed. His body is a goat body. My dad baffam it. The fuck is going on.

You just never, you just kind of, When you're young, you just see your dad as your dad. What's going on, son? What's going on, son? What's going on? It's me, Batfamette. I mean, I'm in your dad.

It's me, this son of, it's fucking, it's, I'm the devil. What the fuck? I'm the Descendant. I'm the Desmond, dad. The devil. I'm the fallen angel battle bed. Good morning, son. Good morrow boy.

Good morrow. Good morning, sir. What's going on, my boy? Good morrow, retard boy, my son. What do you want? You want to make, you want to make, you want to some empanatas or whatever the fuck I'm going to make you? Impanadas with some jerk chicken in those bitches.

God, I miss Caribbean food. My uncle makes fucking amazing. This like ground beef, like a spice ground beef eminata with like fucking olives in it. I miss Caribbean people so bad. Oh my God. There's none of us here. I got to go home. Isn't there like two in like Pasadena or something?

I feel there's like two Caribbean. Our friends. Literally our friends. Those are literally just the people we know. Our friends. Three are friends. There are a couple over there, though, to be fair. Pasadena's probably got a high concentration.

At least compared here. It's all fucking Armenians here. I can introduce you to my aunt Yolanda. Well, I need Jolanda when I have my aunt Yolanda. Wait a second. My Aunt Yolanda is freaking, what you call it? She's half Puerto Rican, half Hondurian. It's amazing.

She's black. She's a black person. Keith Big Bad Beetleborg Smoker Smoking, Kingston, Gids. Is Kingston pregnant with? sex tuplets. They think I got testicular cancer because it's abnormal the way my sat growing. Are you guys familiar with the chess champion and stuff? Not familiar.

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You can't, you can win an argument by simply calling your opponent a goofy-looking cunt and walking away. Probably, honestly, especially today. Yeah, Mike.

That's all it takes to win a debate now. Goofy-looking, you know, goofy-looking, yeah, gafy-y-looking com. Yeah. Fuck you, Mike. Just walk away. I would love seeing Charlie

going to get one of his debates and he says something rude and some guy hits, and something hits him. And I love that. He does like that, that thing. to his head.

Fixes it. He just like, oh, you fix me. You fixed me. You fix me. I don't want to be a Protestant anymore. I'm no longer gay in hiding it. Now I'm just gay. Now I'm just gay.

Then he just immediately just inhales cocks and Kirby's all the cox in his off of the room. Like SpongeBob filter feeding. It's like such a belabored gasp. Kingston's dad has got me down bad. He's all I want. Make my tongue is a skid pet. Kingston can't you see your daddy's got something

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Did that happen already? No, it's on Thursday but yeah okay C with the SG gay He's leading the the okay see thunder And then you have the Pacers with Tyrese Cummy Burton Or homo Burton I'm really happy that the Golden State Warriors

Haven't made it this year So I wanted my Gloucet's not there Oh yeah yeah Steph Curry went down so they had no No choice Who win now? Steph Curry went down Had a hamstring just tier one And so and fucking His team wasn't good enough to just like win

one more game so we can come back and play. So they just, they got, it was, it was fucked up. Like, it was fucked up anyway. Uh, yeah, it's gonna be, dude, the final, it's gonna be actually really good basketball because it's like, you got the best defensive team in a very long time versus one of the best, like, fastest fucking scores. So it's really gonna see can their pace fucking work against that defense and then the SGA, that fucking dumb Canadian.

He, uh, he's, uh, I just don't, I don't like the idea of the, the, the, the best score in the league right now and the MVP as being some filthy Canadian right now. It's just like in seven years in a row it's been a non-American because America is just not taking basketball seriously I guess anymore. I guess not. Yeah, it's not.

But it should be fun. It's not taking sports seriously anymore right now as a culture. They're just because I just don't think, I think we have such an unfair advantage because we have so many things to pull from that when we care about things, we just win because we it's also like most of the resources we're here, but now it's becoming like so worldwide like basketball

so fucking huge now that like you have like oh here's fucking a canadian guy who you know uh say gildish um Alexander who's like oh this is really good and then immediately becomes like so good he's like pretty much the one of the best players in the league right now and he's fairly young it's it should be fun though it should just be fun basketball to watch Lucas like 23 right 25 yeah it's like unfortunate i thought he was younger than that oh no i mean still he's still he's go good he's only been a league for a few years that's true he's got if he's lost a little bit away he'd be fucking perfect. If he shaved down a little bit, got like a little faster,

he'd be a fucking mom. Beatles gave three. Peeley Herman be like, ha, ha, I'm still dead. Yeah, he is.

He's going to be fucked. He's never going to. He has no incentive to, to slim down. Yeah, he does, they suck him so hard. But end that Kingson's dad,

Michael Vic beats the piss out of scrappy doo and Scooby-Doo and makes the mystery gang watch. I have a Michael Vic book who was gifted to me. Really? I was pissed when I was reading. I was like, why is there no instructions on a dog, fight. There's nothing in here. It's like a kids book,

and it's called All the Pain You Will Know. Look, dude. I think who he did was wrong. It's him cuddling a dog. It's so funny because he did that. That was wrong, of course, but like... To me, it's just like... Are you what is it? Chris Brown for Michael Vick? Huh?

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He's really talented. That's all. Yeah, it's true. He was ridiculously fast. Look, what did he even do? He was a quarterback. He was like, he was like faster. than running backs as a quarterback.

Right. Which is like not how that should be at all. I see. Yeah, I only know him from him beating up dogs. He didn't beat up dogs. He had dogs beat up each other.

He paid people to have their dogs beat each other. I'm not. I guess he took money. He's in Atlanta, nigger. Of course he's doing some fuck shit like that. I was like, what?

Y'all surprised? That's the really thing. I'm like, bro, it's the culture that like no one talked about that. The culture that... That's the South, bro. Has that happen all the time.

Like, cockfightings is actually still popular in certain regions, even over here. And it's just like... I haven't heard about that shit from Mexicans ever. I know back in the day, like, when the coyotes were taking people, it was cockfighting. I hold cockfighting parties here. It's insane. But this one's like... After every show we do, actually.

That is crazy, you never invited us, though. We'd be pussy about it. I didn't want you to rat me out, you know? Okay. No, that's fair. I'm only telling you now because they've been discontinued because all the roosters are dead. That's crazy. He just ran out of him.

Cog fighting, Rooksies with fucking blades on their feet, killing each other. We didn't have a winner, too. They all just like, it was always a draw every time. Yeah. Give them a little size on their feet.

Give them, that's so morbid. Give them, what are those, Assassin's Creed thing? The Hidden Blade. In the soul of the shit. Wasn't that a Joker thing

that Joker did once? He did in the Dark Night. He was like, ah, I'm Assassin's Creed. Look at me. Ah, man. Stop it. Stop it.

Stop. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Seeing Batman is that. Rachel, why do you look weird now? Have you ever played Assassin's Creed? We had a woman

that comes to come to our star by side I'm pretty sure that was her. There was a guy named Xcelo Auditorium. That forensic. He killed people or something. I don't know.

I don't know. I have a blade hidden in my body. That is, to me, that's the joke. I only played brotherhood and only really played half of it. I don't know. I don't even know what I'm talking. talking about him.

I don't know what's going up. What's where I am I? Anyway. I love Ubisoft anyway. I love Ubisoft. Anyway. Don't do it, Joker.

Don't it's crazy. Don't joke me. Don't decide it's creamy. Skull and bones was awful. Actually, I had a lot of fun. I put 300 hours into skull and bones. You'll kill that guy.

Somebody puts 300 hours into skull and bones would become the Joker, I think. You can't possibly put that much time in that I gave and not coming out all fucked up. The guy that put 4,000 to Stadia, he's definitely the Joker.

You know, that guy's fucking the Joker right now. My father took me into the city to see a marching band. So stupid. Peeway Herman be like, how I'm still dead trying to kiss that. Michael, okay. I love it when you call me Big Hamas. I love that.

I love that. Throw your guns in the air if you would use later. That's crazy. Do you think there's a real quick? and I'll let you finish. Do you think there's a video essay convincing people that Heath Ledger's Joker was fucking awful?

Oh sure. It's like the reverse. Yeah. It's like overrated. Yeah. And it's just like it's Heath Ledger's skeleton. It's a real picture of a skeleton. So someone dug him out.

Like he, the YouTuber went to his grave, dug off his skull and took a fucking iPhone photo of him and put him on a thumbnail. Be like, and the family's like, like that's really that's him I think that's the fucking I can the hair I can tell by the hair

do they bury them in suits do they bury people with clothes yeah it depends on usually yeah yeah I don't want to be in it I don't want to bury at all but if I have to bring me but I think I want them to paint a suit on me yeah yeah yeah yeah if I get very I want them to put rid of rods in my penis so it looks hard on bed I need to be erected

make sure that my rigamortis starts in my penis and then and then and then you can put me in a soup but make sure you cut the whole for the penis to still be there. And that's the only thing that, and then have a little section for the coffin that doesn't cover the penis. Right.

So even when it's closed, my penis is still visible. It's like a little glass, like almost like a submarine window. Yeah. Like that sounds like right over the dick so you're staring right into the hole of it. Exactly.

And then there's a little monitor. So you can always see my like penis like that with the monitor being on the grave itself. Yeah, yeah. And there's a noise maker in it that's like every four hour or like intermittently like really sporadically it'll make oh like so sometimes every four hours sometimes it's like uh in four minutes apart sometimes it'll take like three days before it'll go up again that's why just completely randomize that's great that's

great please read these fucking names i can leave and it's charged uh huh by uh yeah i don't know Worms Worms Gave Gay little beetle Fervorrently gobbling

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is mad at me Search Peter Lorry Fish Battle Catch me Catch me Running through A MAGA rally

The way Dube Guy Runs Through hell Brile in the Smunt iconoclast edition. It's a great game, man. It's a fucking

amazing game. Brite, uh, Brown on the Smut's low-key, great. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I saw that like very late that thing that you shared. What was it? What do you mean? My favorite games of all the time? Yeah, something like that. Yeah. And then, uh, that one iconic game. Yeah, Brian on this month. Yeah, that's funny. Everybody loves that, man. I get, I got a lot of people to Google it.

Because I talked about it as if it was like earnestly Like I brought up like My favorite PS1 games Ape Escape I had like the art And then Spider-Man Neversoft I think it was some other one I don't remember

It was another PS1 game What happened I never saw Did it become another company? I think they got absorbed into the call duty machine And then they stopped I think they probably got shut down or something Yeah they haven't done Yeah it's a shame

If you're asking what happened to a studio chances are EA shut them down or they got absorbed into call duty. That's the only two options, really. Classic. Classic. Smitchie the kid, the alternative lives of each other after the podcast ends has not come out yet. What do you mean? What?

What do you say? The alternative lives of each other after the podcast ends episode has not come out yet. Oh, did I say I was going to like, did I say I was going to post it for everybody? I don't know. I mean, it's definitely out in the thing, but like, I imagine I probably said I was going to post it or something. I don't know what anybody. I don't know what anybody means. Look, I don't remember. I don't remember if that was stated. I don't know what anybody means. Look, if that, God damn it. I mean, we can do that if no, no, no. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I don't remember. I'll wait for this person to elaborate.

person, if you're hearing this right now, DM me on Twitter's, oh, fuck, wait, never mind. I locked it finally because there's too many Just the Instagram. Instagram, yeah, I finally do. I'm getting a bunch of bots now to even mean. I was getting putting groups.

Like, it was too. It was crazy. I finally entered back in front of the sex bots. I was like, how much you say again? And I was fucking shit. I almost got fooled by a Heath Ledger Joker. He was like, hey, I'm back. No way

Holy shit Heath Ledger got re-released Well he's been dead for so long And he just decided to come back now Yeah he asked me for it He just needed $3,000 a gift card He needed an Amazon gift card for $100

And it was gonna be just enough To get him over there To do the Dark Night 2 I mean that's a steal man A hundred dollar gift card For the Heath Ledger to come back to life Yeah And I was just like damn

We had a Into the Dark Night 2 Not even at other Batman movies. The Dark Night 2. Do you remember that trend for a while? There was a bunch of fucking... People were just making fake pages now

just doing it for the sake of it. But there was all these fake-ass Indians being I'm this person. Give me money, right? And then everybody just started doing it fake. It was funny for a while. It lasted for like two weeks or something. Oh my God.

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Is that gonna be a James Gunn Picture Yeah man Mike Lucera's the fucking me Of course I just saw Michael Serran that Phoenician Did you watch it?

Yeah It's really good Is it? Was it really good actually? Yeah it was much because I saw Astroo Astroo City too Yeah Because that was the last one he did

Did you like it? After City was pretty good But I like this way better Okay cool First of all Benisio Del Toro was the fucking goat Yeah I gotta get around to sing Mike Serra was good It was good

You know what's actually insane Fun? I actually don't think I've seen many If any Like I've seen I think only like One Wes Anderson movies I've somehow not seen really most of them. Because of our friends

I all wanted to be filmed. Because they're all weird ass. I've seen every film one of those movies. I fucking like, I like, I particularly like, what's called Moonrise Kingdom. A movie is really,

really fun. The Royal Tenor Bomb is really good as well too. I love dogs. It's dope. I didn't see Astroo. Oh, I love dogs. I remember. I was going to see it.

And then I got turned off because like, I'm not going to say names, but like a friend of ours at the time that we don't really, we hadn't talked in a long time he was visiting, he made like a big deal about it where he's just like, that movie's about Japanese culture and it's not, it's not a, it's not a Japanese guy doing it. So it's, it's, it was like a cultural appropriation kind of argument. Oh. I just remember being like, this is ruining

this for me. So, so, like, I can't believe, I can't believe this is what has become of you. Oh, it's fascinating. And then I was just like, no, I don't even want to see it anymore. Yeah. People, I heard people were saying that about the last samurai and I was like, what do you, do you, do you know what the movie's about? It was like, it was so weird to me. It was the whole point of that movie. That is literally the point of that movie. That is so fucking insane.

I don't think you know what the movie about, sir. He wasn't a samurai. That was the whole point of the movie. That's so insane. That's actually insane. You don't know what the movie's about. Did you watch the movie? You can't know what it's about if you have a complaint like that.

My father never saw it. The last samurai is the, the last samurai. The last samurai is the Japanese dude. And drove me crazy. Go on. He's genuinely. inquisitive. He wants to know. Good old Christian Bale.

Oh, tell me more. I'm invested. You want to continue. Please don't let me interrupt. That's crazy. I didn't. I didn't expect that. Okay. Okay. He makes him a cup of fucking coffee. Sir, please. May I have less?

May I have less? What is that fucking? Less? That's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the twist and Oliver Twist. Is that like... What's the opposite of a twist? That's Oliver Bend.

Oliver Benz. Oliver Benz. Oliver Streton. Just dump some of it out. Please, sir. May I not have as much as this? So is this far too much. Okay.

Aren't you hungry? All right. Crazy. You want half? I'm like, even less, sir. Even less than that. I want barely and...

Barely a drop, sir. It's insane. It's your boy, Shawnee D. And I have ten. Transformed into the ginger version of column where you already... That's what it was called, right? What? A tale of two tities.

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It's insane. Kingston. Classic joke. Yeah, classic. Kingston, how big is your dick? Tell us in centimeters, please. I don't know, like, 38? I don't understand your country.

primitive units of measurement. 38. 38 centimeters is like over a foot. That is well over a foot. I actually don't know the conversions. That's like embarrassing. I know. Yeah, I'm not good of that shit either. If it's mathematical, I just like, you know. 11.7 something is one. 11.7 inches is 30 centimeters. I know that. Okay. That can't be true.

But 11.7 inches is 30 centimeters? Why do you know that specific measurement? Because I remember when we were doing, it's scientific measurements. So when I was doing it in class They were like the conversion Because you learn conversion rates You're going through chemistry They teach like all the like dual conversions of energy

What's the base formula? I said why do you explain it that way? 11.7 is 30 Like what is it? What is it? But it's roughly but they roughly put 12 inches For a foot and they have like Like 30 30 centimeters a little bit after

How many centimeters for an inch? What's the formula? Like 1.5? 1.5 something? I know like say a pound to a kilometer is 2.3. 1.5 something. Sorry, the other way around. Sorry.

1.56. A kilometer to a pound is 2.2. Intra centimeters. Two, two, times it by two. How many Arizona cans is it? Yeah. I only measured Arizona cans. If it's not an Arizona can, I can't measure it.

Sorry, 2.54. I was off. 2.54. 4. See, that's, our system's so gay. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. It's like we can, hey, the metric system is perfect.

It's in decimals. It's in tens. it's in DESE's and then they're like how about we fuck it's all up it's so bad I heard a scientist actually talk about

why the units of 12 makes more sense and it was a compelling argument but I can't remember what it was I've never heard accredited scientists say that ever I'm gonna be honest I remember I remember thinking about

I was like oh I didn't think of it that way but I also just didn't care enough to commit it to memory like I think there might be benefits there might be benefits to it there may benefits to it but there is so many other benefits fits to it just being 10.

I guarantee you. Because that's how civilization's been doing it for years. I guarantee. Well, it's also just, it's, I can't tell you how easier it is to measure things in 10th. Then starting to get to a point

where now things are trailing off. I think it was something about, zero like zero degrees to 100 degrees this makes so much more sense as well, too. I can't remember. I think it was like something about divisibility or something.

I can't remember. Well, 12 was divisible by more things than 5 than 10 is 100%. That's a fact. Like what's freezing in Fahrenheit? Is it like 32? or something? Freezing and Fahrenheit is 32.

Yeah. Freezing and Fahrenheit is, like, 32 or something like? 32 or 36. That's fucking trash. And then boiling for Fahrenheit is like, what, three something? I don't even... The boiling is 100, isn't it? Fahrenheit.

Oh, for Fahrenheit, yeah. It's like three something, I think. Three something? Yeah, I have no idea, dude. It's so stupid to me that like, every time I think about it, I'm like... It's infinitely better. I do. I did hear the thing you said, though.

We're used to it, so it's easy. Well, more things are divisible by, that, and I'm by the number 12. 12 is divisible by 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, and 12. So that is technically divisible by more things. But the problem is that the way the world has worked for so long is that fives work so efficiently for everything else, though. Yeah, yeah. It's just not a divisible as much.

It was more than just that. I remember hearing it was like, oh, I never thought about it that way. And it was interesting to think about it. But I don't remember the specifics. I got to look it up again. It was kind of, it was kind of like an American with a Ford truck that said. No, it's a British guy. there's a British guy actually

That's why I was like whoa The fuck If you're measuring specific things I imagine like when we're just quantifying stuff Like when we're trying to measure specifically I feel like it's just like there's no contest It's like okay we want to measure something In a distance and we just want like

Alright here's a satisfactory number And I'll say like you know Yeah yeah Here's a mile How much is a mile And then you measure it in feet And it's like all right It's like 12, 480 or something

It's so stupid like five something No a mile is like a mile A few is 5,400 something, right? 32, I think. 432, I think. It's been a long time. But you see how the number is just so wonky.

Hey, a yard is three fucking, like, I think the idea. 3.1. I wish I could remember. 3.1 feet. I think it was like, what is it again? 3.1 feet. It's a yard.

It's 3.1? Mm-hmm. I think that the thing is like the metric system was, was, I think more like for macro stuff or something like that. Like when you're talking about like max. Sure. Like greater, like many, like many larger things.

And like the imperial is better for like the stuff that we encounter more regularly in our day to day or something. I was thinking more of the like when you're talking about like when you want to start getting into like fractions and shit. Because like a lot of your Europeans don't even know what the fuck. Dude, they're like when they see fractions, they scream. So they can convert out of. Because they can convert out of fractures. They can look at it like, oh, that should be a decimal. Yeah.

That's how you do it. They don't, they don't fuck with it, and they're like, what the, what the fuck is three-fourths? Why would you write it like that? Yeah, I get it. I get it. We're fucking retarded. I get it. Jacked off 590 times in 2024, tracking since 2022.

When and to what? Most in a day was six times, AMA. Impressive, man. Oh, yeah. Congratulations, man. In the sixth count is crazy. Six is a fucking next level, man. That's insane.

I think my max these days. These days. is like, maybe, maybe twice. Like, no more than two. Maybe one. I think I have a random day

where like, like, we're just like, hey, Joe, let's pretend we're in the jungle. And then we're just like, we're just doing animal stuff.

He sounded like fucking Bill Clinton for a second. I think that's what I was channeling. Let's do jungle. Let's have jungle sex. It's going to have jungle sex. You're the explorer. I'm a slave. Come get me.

I'm the monkey. No, Joker, leave me alone. No, Joker. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. I'm in a tree, look at me. I'm not going to leave your delicious ass alone.

No, please leave me alone, the Joker. Leave me alone. I will not, because I am the Joker. No, man, the Joker, stop. I'm the Joker. I got to finish my bit. I love when you say my entire name. The Joker.

Please leave me alone, the Joker. I love the idea. I love that so much. I hope somebody at some point was like, oh, it's nice to meet you, the Pope. You know what I mean? It's like, it's like with the, you know, the automated system.

So it's like, it doesn't have any, it doesn't adapt. It just, you have a call from the Pope. No, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's Pope. No, please leave me along. Joker the. That's what it says on the fuck. And on Batman's caller ID, it says, Joker, Thaw, comma, the. It's insane.

Beetle Moriarty, Gal Godot was hesitant to sign onto the Snow White remake until Disney told her it was a bomb meant for children. It's so crazy, man. That's crazy. Kingsen's Beatle Dad being the true final boss of Hollow Night. Nick Nicholas. Oh, we're going to see that. See what? A silk song.

You're going to see Silk Song. We're going to see Silk Song in the Game Awards. Do you say never? We're going to. Oh, you think so? Why do you feel confident about it? It's coming out this year. Okay.

Didn't everything get revealed for it coming out this year? Well, there I can't even tell you how many times I've heard that, man. Didn't they have an actual review for the Nintendo Switch 2 thing? They had a frame of it in a sizzle reel of games that will be on Switch 2. But it wasn't like launch day. Oh, okay. I feel like the reason why I don't feel confident at all is because I didn't, Jojo's like the biggest fan of Hall of Night and she didn't say a word about it.

So, meaning that if there was, if there was some good news, I would have heard something from it. It's actually been going on so long that I'm like not interested in it at all. You know what I mean? Oh, 100%. Like it's just like you, there's no reason why this should have taken this long. That happens with many things. This happened with me on attack on Titan.

I don't care anymore. Yeah, they would have to have like a public announcement where it's like, we're sorry. They'd have to have a public service announcement outstment at their, at their, or like from their website or like at their studio where they'd be like, sorry guys. Crazy situation. We all got this crazy disease that exploded all of our penises. And we've been recovering for a year. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. It would have to be something crazy because I'm just like, what are you doing? it's not going to be so good it's not going to be good enough to justify the amount of time it's not it's not it down them up I just don't get it it's a fucking 20 size scroll like how amazing it's a good game the lack of communication is really the most frustrating thing though

that's really to me even if you even if the explanation was complete fucking ass and you're like hey guys yeah this is the deal hey guys a fucking bull you're never going to believe this a bull fucking ran around our fucking development studio somebody let a bull into the building and it kicked everything and did all sorts of crazy shit.

Those live footage actually were in line. We didn't have any other choice, but it called the Joker to try to tame it. Yeah. And then he didn't even fucking show up. He's like, that's the joke. I took your money. I took your money and fucking left. And I did not tame your bowl.

I hope the bull killed everyone in the building. Anyway, yeah, we'll see. I'm not all that confident. The bull store running around the studio, Alfred. Alfred de Bozeman loosened for fucking months. I don't care. Master White. I don't get. I don't get paid enough for this. It's a fucking face.

Some bulls just want to be bulls. What? I never thought of it that way, Albert. That's a great. That's an epic line right there. It's a fucking great. Like, iconic. I bet.

What's this fucking name? The guy you directed him? I bet Christopher Nolan heard that line. It was like, that's going to be the iconic line. That's the line. That's the line. Some bulls just lot to be bulls, best of life. Whoa.

Whoa. That's crazy. My eyes are fucking opened. Nicholas Brillhart. Obie won't you blow me. Waiting for the Sweenhunting Tier. I want to spell Colin Moriarty. So gaped, they call him slip in Jimmy.

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on when to press That's kind of the thing We have so much of it. The Final Fantasy one is coming out, which we'll have the Art Fair probably, like, maybe this week. Yeah. So that one's going to be another good one. You know what? This week we'll fucking organize it and fucking at least get it all into the back end. So it's at least sitting there and we can.

To have a massive merch drop. Yeah, because we have enough, I think, honestly, for like a couple drops. Like at this point. Like, there's like kind of a lot of art and, like, a lot of ideas. Yeah. I still have the autistic and afraid thing just sitting there. So, yeah, they'll barely, I don't know about three-bolt moon. Did you see the swine? Did you see the swine in the collage of swines?

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Because my fucking Um Well I think it's so weird Like I got hired And then they like They called me in for training And then never called me back again And then it turned out that the

The guy who hired me got fired Because he was Some drug thing Like he was doing coke in the office Of GameStop or something Chris We saw you on camera busing on the Master Chief bus.

Well, hey man. So. I'll see you tomorrow. That was AI. We'll see you tomorrow. It's called to let you know that we saw you. That was brave. You cleared it up.

You owned it. That was a test. You not own all of games stops as a whole. That's crazy. I would hate that actually. You'd be sad. I didn't sign anything, so I'm just going to take everything that leave.

No, but there's nothing. You'd just be saddled with insane debt, probably. But you didn't sign any. thing. I don't think it matters. You can't just give so you just have a company. It was on your application.

Dude, you, you fucking signed and it says, you consent to taking the debt. Reserve all rights to give, to transfer ownership of GameStop to you, of said person.

GameStop is taken to them, but they should have converted into like an overall games place in general. I really should have turned to a sushi place of that place downtown. Sushi stop. It bothers me that their logos are exactly the same.

It's gross. It's funny as fuck. It's so infuriating. They should have just turned into like a like the Dragons Dan like card place. They should have done it a long time ago. Probably. But they took too long and now those things have their own niche that are very set and stone. They fucked up.

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There's no other com shop. That's right. You're right. You see like the fucking big sperm there like a one large one is swimming. It's a whale sperm. It's like a wild shop. the bodega cat. Yeah.

Oh my god. It's like a giant fucking sperm. This one large sperm in Nevada is someone around is like, what is that? This is the biggest sperm ever. I wonder was the largest sperm. Would you ever go to come stop? Only after I go to Blumpies. They're right next to each other.

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