The Snark Tank - #331: TRUMP vs MUSK

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

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It's him over there. We're recording later today. Sweeney wanted us to record it too. So naturally he got here at 2.10. I did not. You did. So we're going to be, you know, we'll be talking a lot today. You know what I like though?

What? I was like, man, I want to get this done early. I got a lot of stuff to do. I just want to consistently do it. Oh, I didn't know you had to do it. I was like, hey, can we record at 11? My bad. And you're like, that's cool.

And then like way later, it was like, hey, can we do two? I'm just like, I'm just like. I didn't know you said that. I was just like a regular day. My bad. Do you not read the, why don't you say, hey, can we do it? We can we do it at 11? You didn't say.

Why would I would change it for no reason? I know you had a reason why. If it was like, oh, I have to get things on bikes amount of time. I'd be like, oh, no, cool. Why would they just, hey, for no. It's kind of implied by like, like, as soon as we normally do it out. Because I had something to do earlier. That's why I came in late.

Hey, man. Whatever. Wait, hold on. What did you do? Oh, yeah, an eye appointment? Yeah, an eye appointment. Yeah. What did you do?

I have my prescription. Why do you even have a prescription if you're not going to get contact lenses or glasses? That's why I went there. I don't believe you. It's fine. I don't get anything. So you got to get anything. I have to get my prescription done.

Are you actually going to get them? Yeah, probably. You do your prescription the same day. I have to go get my glasses, though. You get your prescription. You have to go get your glasses afterwards. How about your prescription?

You didn't, oh, you didn't want to. It's pretty not that. You didn't want to get it from there? I didn't want to get it from there because it's going to cost more. It absolutely does. It absolutely does. I use a place in like freaking the mall and get it for like $9, $10.

I reception, they need to go to a lab to do it. It's so specific. It's so specific. You're not that bad? Well, no, my glasses, they can't just like make them on a whim like that. They take time.

These are specialty lenses. I mean, your glasses are as thick as a phone book. So, yeah. They're crazy. Yeah. I got a Chinese company that kills it. They're pretty good at it. Yeah.

Because it's a lead glass. Well, you know, the funny thing is the, I think I'm a little, whatever they use to make the fake gold color. I think I'm allergic to it. Oh, good. It took me a while to. I don't know what it is. I need to look it up like, hey, what's the chemical or whatever? And because.

This is for the glasses that you have? So, like, I have, I have like, I have. I have some like gold plate, you know, fake gold-plated frames. And it took me a while to realize that I felt like I was dying. My sinuses felt like they're inflamed and on fire. And I'm like, what's wrong? What's happening? Do I have COVID?

I started to realize that it was that gold stuff. Now, there's like a teeny bit on here, but it's not enough to really upset me. Like, say, it might just be from that company. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. It might be, it might actually be real lead in there. I don't know. There's a tiny.

fucks about glasses that I'm probably going to put strings on mine like I don't give a shit probably gonna be strings I'm tired around my head and use it like that's crazy I just don't give a fuck I guarantee you they're just a tool to be used do you know do you know your prescription is like what like a like maybe like 11 something like that like 11 my shit's weak as fuck yeah oh you I don't think you could have seen them from here I was I had it like this whole time but yeah yeah no I sure look you want to listen what this shit is but it's enough to my stigmatism's enough to where it gives me migraines oh oh so that's have to wear glasses.

That's not, that's baby numbers. Exactly. That's what minor, they can't even, they're like, you know how they have, they have better lenses to make them much thinner. So if you have like giant ones like you, like they're really thick, they'll get these special ones so they can be significantly thinner. They're like, you don't need that. You're like, it costs more. They can make more money. And it just says like, don't, you're so thin. These are actually thinner than they used to be too, because I remember like, because these are thick at the edges, but like they kind of, they thin out at the front. Uh-huh. But like, I remember they used to be just

fucking, I remember seeing glasses that were just thick the whole fucking the whole time. You had like binocular fucking glasses. I didn't have them, but I saw them. I would remember, like, I don't even know, you'd have to be like minus 55 for those or something. That's not even, at that point just, just be daredevil

at this point. You might as well be blind, yeah. Just just put the red suit on. Just put the fucking blindfold over your face and start fighting people, you know. Anyway. Run around on the force and a dart, you know. Anyway, we're recording on a day that we don't normally record because, uh, It just seemed kind of pertinent to record.

The girls are fighting. The girls, the girls is fighting indeed. She said that and I was like, I cannot believe she said that. New AOC? Yeah, she's having fun. O'S he said that? Yeah, we said that. So yeah, Elon and Trump are going at it.

It's hysterical. It made my day yesterday. You know what was crazy about it too? Yeah. Is that I went on to Facebook just to see like, what are the old, you know, what are the old people saying? Yeah. And I actually saw people that I never in my fucking life.

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So it's presumably, you know, that would be a pretty good line, I guess. It's crazy that you didn't know that already. Yeah, so Elon Musk is the one that unearthed that. That's kind of the thing. It's like they put all their faith in like these two people. And so when one of them says something, well, it must be true if it's coming from him, he worked alongside him. Which I get if you're stupid. But, you know.

Severely stupid. Literally, Emperor. You take what you can get in this world. And so you know what? I was like, I was celebrating. I went out. I got a, I don't remember. I ate something good.

You ate something to celebrate? Yeah, I got myself a nice dinner. That's good. Emperor Palpatine. Huh? Said he was a piece of shit. And even now they're like, oh. A guy that believed in conversion shock therapy.

I know. Hey, this guy sucks. You know what's all? Yeah, because he, well, this guy sucks. His fan base wanted to kill him. This guy sucks. And he did nothing about it. This guy that he technically kind of helped him.

America not go through a direct coup. Actually, too. It's kind of insane. Oh, Mike Pence? Yeah. What's what I mean? That's kind of crazy. He's technically a baller.

He's technically a hero. He's like the German, he's like the Russian guy that didn't shoot the last, press the last button to start nuclear war. Like he was there and shouldn't have been on the east coast of the world. He was like, let's not blow up everywhere. Let's not shoot a nuclear warhead. You, those are heroes in history, technically. You had the most heroic ending that was possible given the path you chose.

Right. I think that's still the most heroic ending, though. It's not. It's not... The most heroic ending would have just been not to be there. It's to not be a... Although I guess you could argue that had he not been there, someone else would have been...

He must have done it, exactly. So I see what you're saying. He's telling you to hear all the story. I'm not here to give Mike Pence any props because he's not even relevant for the story. Yeah, whatever. They all are fucking terrible. But my favorite thing about this, and for those of you don't... I can't imagine that anybody's watching this.

It doesn't know. But just for a recap. Sure. So this big beautiful bill is being presented. Elon doesn't like. like it presumably what was the reason why well it's it's mainly it's not yeah the he's not yeah the he that's not getting his tax breaks he's not getting the the subsidies that he normally gets for the evy stuff that he was like ah nah and uh that largely upset him then also i guess

somebody who was supposed to be a ghoul piece of shit uh in charge of nassah uh trump like decided not to go with this guy it was somebody that was supposed to be it largely benefit elan So there was that double hitter that really annoyed the shit out of Elon. Yeah. So yeah. So that was enough for him to be like, yeah, criticize the bill and all that shit. Yeah. And so he criticized the bill.

And then there was obviously they got, there was some tension. They got separated a little bit. I think he said something about I love the argument because I agree with both Trump and Elon in this rare instance. They both suck. Because Trump was saying like the best, a great way to save money. for the U.S. government would be not to give Elon all these subsidies and spend all this government money on Elon's stuff. We'd save a lot just by kicking him off. Yep.

And I was like, yeah. Yeah, that's why it was always totally true. And you should absolutely do it. Yeah, that's why it was hilarious that when he's doing all these fucking quote, those cuts where he's trying to save money and it's like, this nigga gets $8 million that day. I know. It's fucking insane. It's so stupid.

And so he's like, we could save a lot of money. We'll save a lot of money if we cut him off. Which is true. And then Elon was like, you're a pedophile. Which is hilarious because that's what he did to the guy in the mine, right? Where he was like, where they were trying to save like the people who were trapped in that like that mine. And some guy had a suggestion. He was like, no, you're a pedophile.

Yeah. And that was actually before. Awesome. Because Elon Musk's suggestion was stupid as shit. Yeah. Didn't he say something like he wanted to like summon a fucking earthquake or something to un-earthquake or something to un-earthquake. He said some fucking bullshit. It was something that absolutely was not going to work because Elon Musk is a stupidest.

stupid moron. Let's build a ground submarine. What if we sardine all the people so they can fit through this very tiny hole and then we can inflate them afterwards? Here's my plan to get everybody out of the mindshaft. We'll build a shrink ray and we will send a little... We'll build a shrink grenade

and we'll put it on the back of a little robot beetle and it'll crawl through the cracks and into the cave and blow up and shrink everybody so they can crawl out through the little cracks. And then fucking, YouTubers. Elon Musk is smarter than you. This is brilliant. You can't keep up with him. I've seen videos like that. I know, I know. Dude, there's all sorts of people fighting now, too. Like, I saw Alex Jones turn on cat turd and all this stuff. Oh, God. Do you see that? No.

Were even trouble? Because Musk is like, you know, he's obsessed with like, the pedophile elites, you know? Yeah, yeah. He was like, may God help us all under, he said that, actually. Under, under, under, uh, Elon's tweet about him, uh, Trump being implicated in the Epstein files. He said that? Yeah, yeah. Which, you know, is not necessarily surprising. I never viewed, like, Alex Jones is definitely like a staunch, like Republican freak. But like, like, but like, there are people who are far more, like, I've seen him criticize

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

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Do you know how fucking ruined you have to be as an individual for Alex Jones to be like, you're in a cult, buddy. Listen. Sorry, buddy. As he drinks deer piss and dust puts us in the fucking snow. Listen. They're gobbles and their gobbins riding the radio waves. I remember Alex Jones from way back in the day

when he was the anyone could get it guy. Yeah. Anyone can get it. So every president that was present, he would piss and shit and vomit all over them. And it was very entertaining. Fucking George Bush, it doesn't matter, whoever it was. Yeah. Something happened.

And I remember this was 2018. I feel like somebody, I don't know if Trump called him personally, because Trump went, Alex Jones went on a rant. So pissed off that when Ivanka was crying about the fake news of the chemical warfare by Assad in Syria. Oh, yeah. And then he's like, oh, the poor kids and stuff, you know, it was like this propaganda. And then Trump, like, sent like 50-something tomahawk missiles into Syria. And then Trump, like, lost all faith in humanity and went on this swearing rant. And it was so funny. Alex Jones, you mean? Yeah, Alex Jones, what I said? You said Trump. Trump. Oh, yeah. So Alex Jones went on like a swearing rant. He like, like a lot, like a lost all faith in humanity. He reset and then he reset and then he used to even be like, fuck Trump's doing those crazy shit. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. And then he somehow, like, it's to the point where all this AI shit's going on. And he's like, well, Trump's trying to use it for good. Well, you know what happened? What I?

The Sandy Hook case. I think he lost everything. He lost everything. He lost everything. He was like, I need some sort of allies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need someone to help me. I guess so.

That's what he just never, he never went back. So it is interesting to see him kind of maybe seeing the writing on the wall. Maybe. I mean, I don't, I wouldn't read too much into it, but just because like,

ultimately like these people flip flop all the fucking time. Yeah. Like cat turd. Cat turd is the actually, euthanize that motherfucker. It would be nice Have you seen what he really looks like? I can imagine it pretty vividly

He looks like a You know the movie Twins? Yeah There's like Arnold Schwarzenegger And then there's Danny DeVito And like they're the same DNA But he got like the leftovers That they're supposed to be

What's insane premise for a movie by the way Cat turd looks like the leftovers Of the Undertaker Like if you see what he actually looks like That is crazy to say Like the Piper Undertaker by the way He looks like this old shriveled dumb asshole That thinks he's tough

but you can beat him by like accidentally pushing him. Yeah, I mean, that doesn't surprise me. And then yeah, his name's Cat Turd, which is so fucking embarrassing. And he flip flops on, I think he does it on purpose. He's like,

oh, I forgot to flip flop on this one thing. Like he like, oh shit, I forgot. It's crazy. I forgot to be a flaming piece of shit retard hypocrite today. Oh man, I forgot. I forgot to not stand. I mark my words. I don't know how long it's going to take,

but he's going to flip flop on this Trump thing and call him a pedophile. He will. He's going. hard on on on he's running defense pretty hard from what I saw but will but I love I love seeing the chaos it's my favorite thing so so so so Trump is right about cutting him off of the government beneficiaries list and all that shit and uh Elon's also right that Trump is absolutely deeply affiliated with Epstein yeah knew everything about him and uh yeah it's

it's great it's nice I saw I saw people being like oh I guess the left likes Elon now or whatever. And it's like, no. It's like, it's so weird. It's so weird that people are like, oh, you agree with this one thing, therefore you like this. I guess that's how they operate. Exactly how they operate. It's so psychotic. These are people that don't understand nuance. Yeah, yeah. Well, they're like children. And they're the reason why we want to work. If I found out that Hitler liked pizza, it's like, hey, I agree Hitler. Right. It's like, you know, it's like that you saw, do you see the propaganda of Hitler where it's like, oh, he's a good guy because he was being nice to a little girl. Oh, yeah, yeah. And that's being nice to a little girl or he's being

nice to a little girl. He eats bread. He shaves half of his balls like we all do. And that's it. And that's it. That means he's good and you like him. He's a good person. To those people, that's what it means. He's a good person. He gets a bikini wax on only half of his genitals vertically. He's a good person. I mean, just like we all do. Just like you and me. But imagine needing a wax. Of course, honestly. Oh, I see. Imagine needing a wax. It's all valid. Yeah. I'm going to get my penis wax. I feel like people do it. There's some people. I can't have. I would be so scared that it just. I just. don't rip it off. Do you have hair on your penis? Well, you ever see, you're talking about the shafts. Not like crazy. See, like, there's got to be some freaks.

There's a shaft. You can see the freaks that have hair all over their face? Like, there's hair on their foreheads and shit? No. That's crazy. Yeah, we pull out. But on the, on their foreheads all over the place that normally hair does not grow. Yeah.

There's some people like that. Is it just more, more fur? More fur? What the fuck are you saying? People kind of have fur, right? I guess. We have a little small hair. They have hair.

They have little small hairs on our body. Yeah, well, this is hair. So, like, you know how, like, there will be maybe a little bit of peach. Well, yes. It's Pride Month. It is Pride Month. It is funny that the gayest breakup is happening in Pride Month. It is.

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Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's just inevitable. Yeah. They're not. I will say I didn't predict this timeline specifically. I thought it would be way later or immediately. I didn't expect like in the first like six months to like a year. Yeah. I thought it would be like within the first month, things are going to fall apart because people are going to be annoyed.

Or like Elon would be smart enough in some sense to wait the long game. But it seems like neither of those were the case. Right. Well, Trump's a retard. And then. Trump doesn't care is the thing. He just doesn't, he has no principle. Like that's the thing too.

I love too that he's like, hey, by the way, Trump is in the Epstein's black book, have a nice day. And it's like, are you confessing to knowingly funding and aiding and abetting somebody that you believed or knew to be in Jeffrey Epstein's blackbook? He knows that his backers don't give a flying fuck. I know, I know.

That's what Candice Owen said, too. That was the thing. It was like, that's not the flex you think it is. And I was like, you know what? Props. I totally agree.

It's like, that's such an insane fleck. It's like, jokes on you. I knew he was a pet of, when I funded him. Yeah. I helped him out

and I helped him win it. I helped Jared Fogle win the election. Jokes on you. Yeah. What? It's a... Holy shit.

Clown world, man. I gotta say that is a... Mega fun. An extremely Elon Musk thing to do. So it is. Yeah.

It was completely on brand with the type of shit that he's done. Classic. Like a suicide. You saw articles being written. Do you remember articles were being written

about him, uh, uh, the sexual assault. allegations or him the sexual harassment allegations. Oh with Elon Musk and then yeah I'm like oh I'm gonna off you a horse to you know to try to fuck this bitch right on the plane and yeah and then that's what immediately he did his flip and so publicly that right it works on the dumbest of people which is too many people unfortunately the majority of people are just sucks and so now they're not going to catch that

you can't even call it nuance it should just be obvious like they're not going to catch the thing that's like, oh, that means you knew it the whole time. They're going to completely miss that. So he can keep failing forward no matter what he does. The sheer like copium in denial, too, is just like, how do you not immediate, first of all, it's been public information for a long time that he's been in the F scene black book. Of course. The details of it are like obfuscated or whatever.

But like, we've known that forever. That's been public information by anybody. I mean, there's, the Democrats don't want to bring it up because they're also in there. And they've got like, that's what's so frustrating. It's like, it's why they need to get the fuck. They need to go away. Like I'm so sick of They can't use a nuke

Because they're also implicated. Yes. It's so fucking infuriating. 100%. But the It makes me, I'm telling you, man. And again,

how do you, like, so I was watching a little bit of that, uh, that debate for, uh, you know, mayor,

uh, New York City or whatever. I saw some of that today. And, was it, was it also? Was his name? What's his name?

I don't know the names. No, he's a, he's a, he's a council member. He's not the, he's not the guy. But it was like that light skin black guy

I forgot it wasn't Booker It was some other dude I saw it like 10 minutes of it and I had to go Yeah that's all you need All you need to see is like the whole Me even bringing it up was that You're seeing the future Of what could be one good guy up there

Then just a bunch of corporate chills And just backers and the normal stuff But the thing is I'm like It seems like We're still caught in this cycle Yeah And it's gonna

And this is the thing where I just don't feel good about things in the future, especially with the Democratic Party with them pushing people out. They pushed out David Hogg, you know, even though like David Hogg was always annoying to me, but he's somebody that I understand is necessary for a fresh change and stop fucking doing the same bullshit over and over. But they pushed them out. And I'm like, well, I feel like you're going to keep getting the same people that are going to keep not bringing up the Epstein stuff.

I'm still waiting for the guy. I'm still waiting for the Democrat to go up there and be like and just literally just be like fuck these people fuck everybody else on this stage what are we doing? Yeah

I want that I That's never going to be a Democrat It should be I'll do it It's never What's the thing? What day? How old am I?

31? To call yourself a Democrat And the amount of people It's an oxymoron It doesn't matter It literally is There's just another Like it said

The people that should be Going after stuff They don't want it Yeah, and that's the biggest problem. It will continue to be the biggest problem until somebody feels a sense of duty. But like, how do you feel a sense of duty when you kind of feel disgusting? I feel like it's just like you just have to let the anger consume you on someone. Because I watch a little bit of that mayoral thing.

I didn't really see any of it outside of this one clip where they were asking like, what are you going to, what's your trip going to be or something? And all these guys are like, I'm going to make a trip to the Holy Land. And another guy goes, I'm going to go to Israel. And then another guy goes like, I'm going to go to Israel and Ukraine. And another guy goes, I'm going to make my trip to Israel. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting

to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. In the wake of all this anti-Semitism, I'm going to go to Israel. And then the one guy goes like, I'm running for mayor of New York City. I'm going to stay in New York City. Like, what the fuck? Like, that that's even a fucking, I don't. Yeah. Yeah. And then that became in New York City. That became a big problem. Yeah.

He said he's not even going to go to Israel. He's not going to go to Israel. And he's like, oh. And they're like, oh, do you, and then the fucking moderator. The moderator is like, piece of shit. I know. Do you believe that Israel should be a state? And like, I believe Israel has the right to exist as a state with equal rights.

Yeah. And then, how dare you? It is so crazy how generic that statement is. I wish at that moment Holy fuck, man. I wish somebody showed up behind him pierced him with a sword and it threw him off and it was like,

sorry to interrupt you. Let's continue with a rat. It's, I don't know. The least controversial thing you can say. We're just cooked, man. Letting these people exist as if it's normal. And I got into an argument with my mom about this when the election first,

the presidential election, right? When Trump won, we talked a little bit. We got into an argument that I'm like, bro, civility is raping this country because they're pretending I think civility should exist. Shut up, shut up, let me fucking finish, man.

God damn. Civility, when like you have like Kamala on stage when she was saying the whole like, oh, this is fucking, these motherfuckers are weird and stuff on that. People were actually starting to connect with that. Yeah.

Stuff like that. And then all of a sudden get whispers in the ear to, oh, stop doing that. It's making things really bad for these people, you know, it's made. So then it's like, oh, we got to be more cordial, and then people immediately clock that stuff.

Yeah. They clock everything about the, oh, the Israel has a right to defend himself. They're clocking all this, the thing where we're supposed to be nice and simple and not say what's really supposed to be said. And then people abandon that shit because it's like this is so fake and inauthentic. We've heard it time and time again. You don't have to be a massive cunt, just be real. But being, they're like, say, like, you know how somebody has something in their teeth, right? And then there's like, oh, like, I don't want to be mean.

It's like, no, don't be real. Don't be fucking mean. Just tell them that there's something in their fucking teeth. You look stupid. You've got something in your teeth, piece of shit. See, like, don't do that. I think, so my thing is, I think civility should exist where civilities needed. I think when motherfuckers are just saying lies.

You sound like a politician. Well, no, no, no, no. I think when niggas are just lying and saying, wow, you should be like, anything that I just said? Well, no, but the difference. I'm not trying to explain to you. Like, there are moments where, like, when you're intents or you're talking about, like, no, you're fucking lying.

Like, call that out. Be very real about people with not telling the truth. think other than that, civility should exist between, like, a world where politics are actually being done correctly, there should be civility. But, like, where things are not, where's not how things are happening, though, I guess. Is, this is, uh, yeah, I don't right now. It's like, no, like, suck dick, you're lying. Like, when Trump goes up there and says some dumb shit about hatred, I'd be like, this nigga's stupid. Like, come on. Like, is everyone not seeing this guy just lie? Like, I would, I'd bring attention to that. I just so desperately want that. It's like, you're

completely aligned with me. That's why it's weird when you, like, start off with this thing as if I said something different. Well, I believe in the statement. You're contracting that I was saying something different. I was giving my point on it. I agree with you. I was saying civility should exist, but I think it doesn't need to exist when there are people

spreading misinformation. That was in what I was saying. So that's why I say when you take this angle, it sounds like you're, I said something that we're not agreeing with. I never said an interview with you. Then what's the point of saying what you said? Because I just wanted to say what I want to say. You just want to talk.

Yeah. So you can just say, I agree and then let's move on the next thing. It's like, this part was covered. But I wanted to say something too. That's why the left won't ever succeed. All this fucking gay and fighting.

I need to say something. The left will never succeed ever. It's impossible. It's been cooked for too long. Well, the left may succeed. Democratic party. I want to hear your solution.

How do we fix? How do we fix parties in general? Oh my God. I don't even know where to fucking begin. It's too entrenched, I think. I think you need more people like that guy. You know? More people like that guy who's like,

what the fuck? I'm not going to go. to Israel. Just being real. What? Like, yeah, that's really it.

But it's frustrating that there's only ever one guy on stage like that. Yeah, one guy. You know, it's always like Bernie and then everybody else.

Or it's like this guy and then everybody else. It's crazy. He's like, there's not more than, at the very least, like, give me two. And guess what?

The problem is that. These guys are always, these guys are always democratic socialists and it's what they, everybody else always focuses on because they're still scared

of the word socialism. You know what I find funny? They really should lean into that, by the way. I don't think people afraid of that as people think they are. They need to because even someone, even as cooked as Joe Rogan's brain is, he like a month ago still, still understands the difference and still knows what socialism is and knows it's not a bad word. In the midst of him saying the dumbest shit and now being religious and going to church now, he goes to church now. He was just like, oh yeah, like I understand what socialism is and we have socialist systems in America right now. And when he talked to Bernie Sanders, he understood, when he talked to, um, uh, uh, Cornell West. He understood.

They like, oh, wow, I can't believe that part of his brain still intact because everything else got eaten. I don't, I don't, how does that happen? I mean, five year ago, Joe Rogan does not sound like, no, no, no, five years when he started. Eight years ago, Joe Rogan sounds nothing like 20 minutes ago, Joe Rogan, even remotely. 20 minutes ago. That's why it's crazy that that one little piece still existed when I imagine that would

have been, um, because everything, he, every, it's still a point where, when you think about, well, you can't be a fan of Bernie in a door. Trump. I mean, somehow people do that. I think he pays lip service because he knows that Bernie is like liked generally. Yeah. It's one of the things where I'm like, okay, then I guess he's a, is he just a major

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morton?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Because, you know, his stupidity seems authentic to me. I think he is an authentic idiot. Yeah. And I think there's a chance that he accidentally grips, if that makes sense.

You know what I mean? I mean, like, all the comedy bros suck as dick. I think that he believes that he likes Bernie Sanders. You know what I mean? I believe that he believes that. But he also doesn't understand how that doesn't make sense. Yeah. With what he's doing and what he says.

He has like the worst case. Like if you went to a doctor, like, sir, you have the worst case of cognitive dissonance I've ever seen in history. What? What's that, man? Alpha brain. I don't know what that is, man. Yeah, I'm just going to take 70 more alpha brain. I think I'll be all right.

I think. Because all of them do it. Deauvon did it. Fyovon's a piece of shit. Piovan is all over the self. I saw a video of him. I saw a video like, look,

I think Theovon's funny, whatever. But like I saw a video of Theo Van where he was like crying about the genocide and gods. I'm like, okay, cool.

And then like, literally yesterday he was sitting with J.D. Vance or whatever. I'm like, fuck you. You're such a lame ass piece of shit. Oh my God. Yeah,

I think I'm pretty gay or whatever. Like, fuck you. Get out of here. I'm so sick of this guy. I'm so sick of people who don't have, they don't stand for anything. on thrusting themselves into this

space. That's what's so frustrating. Stay comedy. Stay a comedian. Please. I think the final space is education. I think the problem, how we fix the partisan is that we have to have people get informed about what these political things are. We need to understand what socialism is proper. We understand what democratic socialism is.

That's not going to happen. People are saying, like, people throwing around words like Marxism don't know what, don't even know the beginning of those words. People don't know anything about fucking like true capitalistic mentalities and how we're. Well, people don't know anything. The free market. They don't know where Marks came from.

They don't know who Carl Marx is. Do they look at people who are anti-gun and they were like, these Marxist guys like, that's hilarious. I heard someone say that the free market had nothing to do with slavery. And I was like, are you fucking retar? I have never, I yelled so loud Lily's parents in their house heard me and thought I was about to beat Lily. When you hear something. And her dad was like, yo, is everything cool?

I don't get. Why would a profit structure benefit from free labor? I don't. Interesting. What do you mean? Therefore, then enforce a bigoted mentality that's to keep other people down. Therefore,

controlling profit. You know, how did you say that out loud? You know what my big, uh, two-foyle he is? What is that? Is that we're using AI to actually,

uh, purposefully like destroy the job market and so that everybody's going to be like driven to do crazy shit to survive and then they're going to be put in prison for free labor. And that's, that's, I think that's actually That's crazy at all

That's a tinfoil I don't know if I believe it really The problem is we don't have the infrastructure To put all those people in prison We'll figure it out We'll have Amazon 3D print prisons We can get China The way that China builds fucking buildings

We can't do that We'll have fucking space stations Full of fucking prisoners building shit That's shipping it back to Earth For the people on here to have Or it'll be the other way around We'll have a space station That 3D prints a prison

and then just drops it down. It'll land and then it'll be immediate. The second it lands, it's staffed. There's just a hang. It's staffed. Absolutely. It's got like their fucking correctional officer shit on immediately. Yeah, yeah.

I think the problem is that the- I need to beat somebody. I need to beat someone right now. The problem is the government officials, they're so old and fucking dumb that they don't see the problem happening. I think that's the big thing. I really, I really don't think they understand the money.

I think they see the money signs, but they don't understand how, like, Yeah, they see it. Fuck the structure It's gonna fuck them over too. They're like, if they change the structure of the system,

they don't get paid. That's all this is. It's insane. They, they do town halls. You see these people doing fucking town halls and I don't know

why they show up. Oh yeah. It's almost like they're just, it's sport. They're like, let me see if I can go here and not be killed. You know?

It's truly what. It's like, it's like going up to like the zoo and like making fun of like a gorilla because you know they can't hurt you. Yeah. It really is so fucking like that woman. We're going to lose so much money in health care. People are going to die. Everyone's going to. The fact

that she left that building in one piece is crazy. She won. She did that in the 60s. She would have just never left that building. Dude, she won. That was the sports. Some guy with a lapel would have walked up to her and been like, I think I saw one person flash a gun but security got him. I was close one. It was close one. I love it. This is a throw. I love me.

The girl charged a glass and there was a little crack, but I managed to get away. It's fucking wild, dude. So what do you think is going to happen with the next step with Elon? Because that was a huge shot at Trump. I feel like he was tweeting this morning like nothing happened. He did the Seinfeld thing where he like he blew up at his boss, got fired and then just walked into work the next day and just pretended like nothing happened. Yeah, he is pretending like nothing happened. And the tweet's still up too.

Yeah. So he's kind of like, all right. He can't do shit about it. If he wants to keep it up, it's going to stay up. What is it? That's very true. It is his website. but like what's the

that was such a that was such a you know to us technically it's not a big deal but I know on the outside looking in that's a fucking massive deal like you said some people finally miss out for the first time yeah well that too but like now the news has to talk about it you know what I mean yeah they can't avoid that they can't not mention that the richest man in the world

who worked alongside the president has just accused him of being fucking Jeffrey Epstein's black book so now like they have no choice even if they're like probably like you know determined to avoid it And I'm sure they're tiptoeing around it. I bet even like MSNBC and like CNN are probably like, well, you know, it's just conjecture. Yeah. They're not going to take it seriously.

That is for fucking sure. There wasn't a painting of Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein's Island wearing a fucking dress or anything. Waring a fucking dress. Waring a dress. It's so fucking crap. God damn it. The interview of Epstein being like, oh, Trump's best friend. He tells me everything in the presidency so a bunch of shit that he's not supposed to

know? He's saying shit you shouldn't know. Trump told that's what makes it craziest. Remember Trump was fucking like, dude. Jeffrey's a good guy. Kid Rock. Kid Rock doesn't interview talking, I think to Tucker Carlson or some asshole. And he was like, yeah, Trump was just showing me all this stuff.

And then even Kid Rock was like, bro, should I be seeing this stuff? To Kid Rock, a fucking shit musician. Dude, even that has nothing to do with anything. He's just, hey, look at all this cool stuff that you clearly shouldn't know. He should be killed for knowing this stuff. Kevin Kid Rock whose brain is smoother than a baby. Knows that he shouldn't be fucking seeing this shit. You know what?

I got to check up on some like some country singers or like I wonder what Ted Nugent has to say because he is, as we know, allegedly, very clearly a pedophile. Yeah, I mean, doesn't have a sound about it. The allegation is that he's clearly a pedophile. I said everything legally correct. Allegedly is allegedly clearly. Allegedly obviously. My apologies.

You use English, right? My apologies. I love using a legend. Some very good strong word. Yeah, songs are always like, she was 13. And I was 38. She was 13. She was 13.

And I was 13. Was that one song called like a petapal fever? Yeah. Yeah. 1738. Hey. Fettie Wap made that song. I was trying to warn people about him.

That's why he's in jail right now. It all makes sense. Is he in jail? Fettie Wapp was in jail. What do? Then he like pop his eye out and like somebody sued him. No, he got one good eye. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was in fact, no, I don't.

He was in fact, heavy in the streets. He was what? Very heavy in the streets. Like he was very involved with that. Obesianist. I don't get it. Like after his career? Like his music.

He lost a lot of people. He didn't understand. Typical, typical fucking person that comes from nothing. Didn't understand how much money he was getting. I mean, he figured it out later on, but he still. That's still millions of millions of dollars being gone after years. I thought like... So he got back on his street shit and got involved and fucking moving away.

I thought he was like smart and like was like, I'm done. I made enough money. Now I'm going to invest. I don't know what the fuck I watched. He started doing that later on. Like later on he started figuring out. Did he put all of his money in like Doge or something? That'd be crazy.

I lost all my money to Doge. Fuck you, we'll on. Yeah, man. I don't know. It's a, it's a fun time. It's a fun time right now. I like Fetty. man. It feels hollow to me, dude.

Sorry, I'm fucking... It feels hollow to me. I don't know why, man. I feel like nothing's gonna change from it. It's gonna be a bunch of people being like, well, you would have went there too, and it's like, huh? Yeah, but it's that, I don't know. I think that's, like, cynicism that allows you to get away. Like, well, nothing's gonna change anyways.

I guess I'm just gonna not care. I'm fucking... Like, I get it. I agree, but I also think it's like you're better off... It's kind of like when people are just like unmotivated to do anything because, like, there's realities that, like, are keeping them in place. It's like, yeah, that may be true,

you're better off like not thinking that way because they're ultimately just going to self-sabotize yourself into a place where you're just nothing's going to get done. So like I don't get that's the realest shit right there. I don't consider myself a cynical person at all. But I think the idea of when it comes to particularly this field, this information is not new. It's been brought around and said and screamed from the heavens. Yeah, but it matters who says it. I mean, it does.

I guess it does. Look, I'll be presently surprised. Again, like this person I'm willing to be wrong. Dude, this person I saw on Facebook, I was like, I'm telling you, man. I never thought in a million years I would hear him say anything like that. Yeah. You know. I understand your sentiment too, though.

It's like, one of those things. It's like, I hope I'm wrong kind of a thing. Yeah. Like, I hope I'm wrong. Like, fuck, that would be great. The best I feel like we could come from this and would be so awesome is there were genuine conservatives that actually cared about kids that were shocked to hear this news and they're so, they actually finally use Google and look up all the obvious stuff of him being connected.

Fires them up to the point where maybe they get all of their 5,000 guns. have and do something crazy. I don't know. My hope is that like my hope is my hope is that there, uh, that there's, that there are enough people within like the machine that kind of don't like how things are or like kind of like, kind of like, tepidly kind of going along with them. He's like, this is my job, whatever, who see the instability of both of these people and understand that they could stoke this. Yeah. To the point where like it falls apart. Like I hope like if Elon's got any doctors, up his ketamine, man.

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A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like, I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Straight up. If you got any like handlers, if any handlers are out there, like put some more, put some more uppers in there, man. Get them, get them energized, get them stoked.

Get them, get them. Drug this motherfucker, quite frankly. I can give a fuck. But, you know, I think we can get, we can get,

that, what's that guy? Ian Miles Strong still, like, as a butt buddy of Elon, Musk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He tweeted him recently and said he put, he's buddy, he's putting his money on Elon Musk and

stuff. Yeah. This fucking guy. I, I wonder if there's somebody that can whisper to Ian Miles Chong to whisper to Musk to get him to wow out even crazier. That's crazy. You know, like, we're just a couple of degrees. I mean, I don't talk to this, dude.

I'm sure the last time. I know we're making fun of him and he like was mad. Yeah, we were making fun of him because he, uh, I think he, he, he threw like, uh, white phosphorus on a dog or something. Something. I think it was something like that. Yeah, yeah. And then he, yeah.

What did he do? He flashed a dog? I think was the allegation? There was the allegation that he flashed a-backed. Because he's a notorious swatter. So he flashed him. So he got a dog's flashbang. That's the allegation.

That's so evil. The one thing that's not even allegation that just we've seen the evidence. We've all seen the evidence that he tried swatting a YouTuber name. Fuck, forgot his name. Frank? Frank? No, no, no. No. Worski?

Yeah, Andy Worski. I can't even forgot his name. They're the same sphere of piece of shit person. Yeah. Well, yeah, well, I would argue they're a little different. Frank is, he's one of those. He's just kind of unhinged and like kind of like a troll weirdo. He's a, he's a, what would you call?

I think he's just an ultimate, I think he's the ultimate grifter where he's, he's very good at staying lashed on to someone who's relevant or charismatic or something. Sure. So, like, because right now his, his stream that he does, whatever is doing really well. at least apparently I see their clip channel and there was a clip that I did I mention oh I mentioned at the very end of the show about Ethan Ralph arguing with a

pre-recorded audio Oh man I still haven't seen that It's I gotta look it up I gotta I gotta I'll find it in since because It's Jared Taylor Taylor right He thinks it's Jared Taylor Yeah he thinks he's arguing with Jared Taylor Which is yeah imagine being that hollow

Bro like that like that empty He is just he is he might as well get possessed by like someone else might as well occupy his body you know yeah do sometimes i so empty sometimes i i you know i'm not i'm not really into like uppers or downers i don't really do much stuff um but sometimes i'm like maybe i should because to get to that state of mind to where you can't tell that a core recording that's continuously talking and not stopping you think it's arguing with you thinking up well one time see this this This is the, I got it.

The news comes on. He's like, good evening. I'm Ken Bastida. And you're like, what are you doing here? What are the fuck are you? What are you doing here? Get out of here. Welcome back, Ken.

Dude, that's good stuff. You got to be feeling good. Your brain's got to be doing stuff that like, maybe I should experiment. Maybe I'll write music differently. You know, there's a lot of things that I never really experiment. I mean, drugs for music has been like the go-to sense of the beginning of, beginning of fucking humanity, I feel like. I remember weed being that thing for a lot of people, but like, we just makes me too tired to do anything. Or it makes me think of funny things

But I don't know if it helps me with music at all Yeah I've never I just it just comes to It just comes to me when I'm relaxed and chilling And I think I'm my most creative when I'm tired though Really? Yeah But I'm fleeting Really

I'm like I'm creative but I'm like I'm heading towards sleep mode I'm like if I don't have what you mean I'm gonna go to sleep Because your mind's kind of like You're less focused on making sure things make sense You're just kind of You're more willing to kind of throw ideas out that you otherwise would maybe overthinking not say.

I think maybe is what you're cluing. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I don't know. I just have too much anxiety. Like, the idea of when I'm not in control. Oh, you think you're going to get, like, addicted or something? It's more of, like, the, not that I think I'm going to be addicted. I just don't like that.

I would like to not feel like this anymore. And then, but the drugs are still in my system and is still doing his thing. So which gets me like a little anxious. like oh is it going to get even stronger is it's one of those things to where i just don't like uh that's like smoking um math people that haven't gotten there no i haven't done i haven't done anything i've weed and i did a i did a dab one time which i was oh that's crazy i was a it was offered to me it was i don't even like weed that's what makes it crazy like brother i was a me i was high before i exhaled it was crazy it was crazy before no i don't think so

So I'm not really a weed guy either. Like I like gummies sometimes. That, dabs are the worst weed experience you can have. What is that? I don't even know what it is. It's pure.

So they just heat up the wax. They just heat up the wax straight up and you inhale that. It's the worst thing about it is that. It's like, this means that you've smoked so much the strongest weed to the point where it does nothing for you. Now you have to, you basically almost have to be like a heroin addict

where you have to have a torch. And you got to like, It's too many extra stuff to where it's like, bro. It looks like how fucking people used to cook fucking beans on the frontier. It looks like that where it's a can't, like a little fucking disc. And then you put the wax on it and then you trap it.

And then you inhale a dude. I, I've never, I can't even imagine. I smoked dabs maybe four times in my life. And every time I, one time I smoked it, finished a hit,

started bleeding out of my nose. The other time I like yelled a really loud. I think he mentioned this before. And I think we were like, that's not weed, brother. No, it is. No, it was. They told you who's weed. I'm saying it might have been weed, but like that's a bigger problem, my guy.

I took a hit and I yelled like a fucking like go-bo-during super-sanger. Yeah, I drank a beer. I drank, yeah. It was fucking insane. Like that shit is such a bad. I think that's what put me off weed. I think that was like, I don't like this anymore. I would imagine, yeah.

Yeah, if I had something like that happened to me, to me, I was in a McDonald's Hell yeah What do you call it the drive-thru? Yeah I was on the drive-thru And I was sandwiched Right?

You're in the, You know, you're in the middle And I guess this joint That my friend gave me Was way too powerful I don't know what was in it He was getting crushed

Bro I was like He had a battery It's a double A Brother Whatever was in it I was like five seconds away

from abandoning my car He always game up I was I can't fucking do this I can't fucking do this I can't fucking be in this car anymore bro I can't be here

I could it was I was so I got so it hit me so hard that yeah it was You almost ran away Dude I almost because I was just like I need I need to breathe And but it sucked that I was I was like

I can't move my car is completely trapped by Derek I think you have panic attacks Well I well from being too high yeah I think you probably have a panic disorder in general and I think being high lets you break down that wall finally To be fair this might have been

I don't remember exactly what this might have been before I was diagnosed with my intraval prolapse which was causing I remember this very vividly This is 06 so when I wasn't diagnosed but I was still having pan attacks Because when my the prolapse is shooting blood You know backwards right Causes my body to freak out so I was having a panics

attack my roommate at the time was like hey man just smoke it'll calm me down he gives me the craziest shit you know right like everybody now smokes some crazy shit that I can't handle so I'm smoking he's playing got goofy on it yeah it's got goofy drawn really poorly on it but you can just tell it's goofy yeah yeah yeah he's got like his bloodshot eyes his teeth are fucking angled out too far and you're like yo what is that don't worry don't worry about it his medicine it was dude I took it a Flintstone's vitamin. It's in a vial. I tried to chill.

He was playing Arkham night on like the hardest setting. And you thought you were getting beaten by Batman in the house? It was, it actually started. It started feeling bad for him. It started freaking me out. He was watching him that he did that thing where like you, you zip line up to a roof and then the man bat pops over.

And he was, he was inside. He was inside of, it was just, I don't know, him sneaking. behind me, it just, I had to go outside. Never been that high.

I went outside and the transformer, the fucking outside, was buzzing so loud that it was freaking me out, dude. This fucking fucking thought he saw Optimus Prime outside buzzing at it. This transformer. Sam, where's Sam? You killed him. You did it. He points at you like 3D.

You did it. You kill Sam. Derek. I am more than meets the eye. And he turns into, I don't know, fucking... He turns it to a bird that flies into a wind of night. He turns to the... He turns to the Deaubon.

All right, Bernie and the Janevance is a good guy. Genocide makes me cry, but I kind of like it also, I guess. I like the guys that are doing it, you know? Yeah, they're cool guys. You can have a beer with them. You can get... I don't know, man. Like, you just got to have a beer with one of these genocide people.

They're kind of cool. My grandpa, my dad... Yeah. My dad was my grandpa, some shit. like that, all right, later. My dad is my grandpa. All right, bye. His dad was so old, it was hilarious.

He talked about it. It's crazy. That was like 70 when he conceived him. Man, it's crazy. Who? The Yovans dad. Really? Yes, dad's a fucking old ass man.

Well, that makes perfect sense now. That can't be real. You're probably exaggerated. I mean, it can be. What celebrity had a kid recently? It was like a, like a, I think one of the gangster actors? Oh, Robert De Niro. Was it Robert De Niro?

I think actually. Or is it Albauchino? Oh, it might be both of them. What about him with Bobo if they locked arms? It was Martin Scorsese. He had a baby recently. The baby came out with eyebrows. Leo,

wan. Cinema, man. Cinema, Wan. Cinema, Wan. Absolute vomit all over my chest.

I shat. Absolute shit in my diaper. I absolutely shit in my diaper. I absolutely shat all the way of my back into my hair. That's crazy. No, the, that's so interesting.

I've never been anxious on wheat. Like, it's never made me, like, paranoid or, like... Have you smoked in areas where you don't feel comfortable? Because that's what happens, literally. Yeah, I've, yeah. I mean, my first... The first time I smoked me, and I was in, like, a weird party that I didn't really...

But did you feel comfortable? Did you have, like, did you start? Because the thing for me is that... I'm never comfortable. I think that's it. I've never been comfortable. So you're probably just having a panic attack all the time. Oh, well. Remember when you're laying on the couch and enjoying a game?

I'm always thinking about, like, what I should be doing instead. Ah. Yeah. Even when it's like your job and you should be doing that? Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, like, I still feel it. Like, I still feel my parents being like, you're going on the game all that all day?

Yeah, you're just fucking sitting down doing nothing? Yeah, it's just like, this is no. Chris, come and kill Koreans with me, Chris. What the fuck are you doing, Chris? I need your help, man. What the fuck are we doing, Chris? My dad never killed Koreans. I snuck out of these trenches and here you are playing the video games again.

Let's go kill Vietnam kids. Come on, Chris. Get the fuck up. The Vietnam. Where was that game made? Where was that game made? Where was that game? Dad, dad.

I don't know. He does something to you that, like, you just notice him moving around you real fast. And then you wake up 12 hours later. You're like, I got to move out. I can't live here with this guy anymore. The idea of my dad physically assaulting me is so hilarious. Because it is so alien. He's not that kind of guy.

Not really. Which is weird. I think when I was, like, really young, I think I got spanked once. And then I think I remember he was like. Oh, he had a flashback. I think it was just like, I don't know if I should be. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions

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America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Maybe not. This is reminding me when I spanked a V. Kong's head in the paste. With my fucking magazine. Can you imagine slapping a baby's head?

What? That is crazy. You know, Well, this is what really happened. He told me that there was a woman, you know, she was like, freeze. They're like, freeze. And then she was like, oh, I'm screaming and stuff. And then her baby came out.

Like, so the premature baby. And then one of his best friend, his best friend got spooked when the baby came out and actually shot her. What do you mean spook? And then the baby's crying and stuff. And they're like, oh, shut up. You're going to give away a position. So then your dad had to. Define position.

So, you know, where. Jordan Peterson in Vietnam? He was in. So Jordan Peterson was there. He was very young, but he was there. He was like, define position. He was like, shut up. You're going to give away a position like the baby.

And then he was like, you're going to have to spank the baby's head. And then your dad spank the baby's head. I like the idea of him in a trench somewhere. He's like, we got to make it over the quadrant. I was like, define, make it. Jordan, hold this grenade. Define grenade. Imagine giving some of a grenade and then kicking them out.

Oh my God Yeah I don't know who they fall Why is it making this clicking Why is it making this clicking? I've also not been anxious on mushrooms either They haven't really I don't want to try broostroms They're really not that they're

I find in most scenarios outside of like Outside of things that I just don't want to fuck with it all Like fucking heroin or something You know that shit just like I don't even know what the fuck man Or like meth or something like I have no interest but like in my experience both like weed alcohol as well and like mushrooms like the way that people describe that shit or the way that people portray it is so fucking foreign to you ridiculous compared to like what it actually is it's like I remember when I would see like weed

depicted in like movies and then like people are like people like fucking see in hallucinations and shit I'm like brother what the fuck that's not weed man yeah the hell you doing and mushrooms people are like I saw a fucking goat swim out of the floor it's like no dude yeah like what the fuck are like I can't even imagine how many mushrooms you would have to take. I think exactly. I think some people take like they always do like the extreme end of it. I'm only doing 17 pounds of mushrooms. That is so. Imagine being able to stomach that. 17 pounds? I couldn't. I couldn't. You can't hold 17 pounds. Because imagine because mushrooms apparently taste fucking horrible. They're not great. They're specifically the way that you're that you

do them with like psilocybin and like um lemon teching with like lemon. juice and shit to extract all that shit. It's kind of vile. Because like it doesn't taste. It's not that it tastes bad. It's the texture and the smell that are like really rough. Like your body's telling you like don't. Yeah. This is poison. And then you feel poison for a little bit too. So it's like. Yeah. I can't do that. I haven't done. I just wonder if, uh, since I'm pretty stable. I wonder if it'll unlock some stuff that'll make me a little unstable. Oh, you think so? Yeah. Only because I don't feel, because there's a lot of people, um, I've known at least that where I want to,

they want to take it to find peace or find something that might be missing. Like, I know some, I have a part Native American guy that was very into like this spiritual, on all that bullshit. I mean, yeah, of course. That's redundant.

Yeah, yeah. So being on that journey side of it and stuff. And I'm like, well, I don't feel like I'm missing or lacking anything. And what if I, like say for example,

people that, they're estranged from their dads that feel very upset about it. I don't feel upset about it at all. Like, I'm not estranged. My dad died when I was four. I don't feel I'm looking at me, dude.

Like, I don't feel any sort of way about it. He's in dad. Even though it's like somebody. To you, you. I mean, I guess. I don't know.

I think I've worked through that. That's very rude, son. I'm so over that, dude. Aw. Son. I feel like that. I feel like crying about that shit is like,

shit that kids do. Like, I don't know. Like, what if, what if unlock, like, you,

you trip, you have a crazy trip, but it really unlocks something that's so deep down that, like the part of it, the part of that, because there's another person that would have my same experience and feel like you let me down dad you fucking did drugs

you did crazy shit and you left us and I'm like he fucked around you know what I did or you faffled I guess you know he fucked around and found out dude I did therapy I don't need Where the last time you cried actually Like in a sadness

Just like in just like an emotional release Like at all? I mean yeah at all dang like maybe like four days Maybe not from like an allergy or something Yeah when you saw me I laughed on my grandma. That was like, when was that? Like five years ago? That's crazy. You last cried five years ago? That's crazy. That's not good. I don't think.

That's crazy. The thing is that I literally learned tools to work through my, my emotions. I don't, I think, I think, he's a powder tag guy. I did. I did the groundwork right. Like, it's not like, I'm not someone that's like holds in my feelings. If I feel bad about something, I express it. I talk about it. But I don't foster it. I just, I'm not saying that's, I just, I've already done the groundwork already. I'm not like, I'm not like, Like, I'm not like someone that's not crying and then is like full of problems. I've already well worked through my problems. I don't know.

Not walked off. I've gotten used to deal with it. Like, not even like a movie or something. Ah, but that doesn't, that's not what I mean. Like if I'm like, I'm sad and I'm crying. No, well, he said like any, any, anything other than allergies. I literally said any. I cried from this is us.

So maybe like, uh, last year, last year I cried from a show. It was really sad and I cried. Okay. That's not that. Okay. That's not nearly as bad. Yeah. Yeah. You would agree that five years without crying at all is.

Crazy. Crying from being like, oh, my feelings hurt me so bad. I'm crying. I think that's a little. What do you mean my feelings hurt me? Like, oh, I'm sad. I'm crying from Adam's like genuine sad. Like, yeah.

This means you haven't had like a bad experience. That's not man. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know. You're not in tune with your feelings. When I take shrooms, I cry, but it's not like a sad cry. I just got my eyes like water like crazy because I'm being poisoned. So, so that's like allergy cry.

Kind of, but it's like more like, it's more to it. It's not like a depressing. cry. I cried laughing last week during the podcast. Like that's like a different thing. Not that either. Yeah. Yeah. I want you that when you feel when your chest feels heavy, you actually feel like when I'm hurting and I'm crying. It doesn't not to be moved. Like when you realize you've never heard like a beautiful piece of music that it moved you. Uh, I don't cry from it. I get like chills. That's different. Like I feel like in this part of my head. I think I think it's still you feel moved by. No, like a lot of times chills it to me is more. I would say like an inspired feeling. Yeah. Man, that feels fucking great.

This is awesome. Moved is like. Moved is like. say. Yeah, like when I heard 17, 38, I got, I fucking cried. I was like, I was like, I literally said, wah. Where? I don't have that. I don't get that kind of feeling. I, I, I think it's

wild, but like, I, I really, it's, I can't express enough how good of a feeling it is to hear something so beautiful. It's almost like say, you know, hearing your, not for me, but like I was saying some people, you've seen them, they're reciting wedding vows and they start breaking down and shit like that. Oh yeah, I can't imagine that.

Something that's so like beautiful to you, a very beautiful moment. Like I've heard some pieces of music and then I just think that like I can't believe that this is even possible to be made. And it like overwhelming. But I respect, I respect the fact that you care about with my heart. It's like, to me, it's, it's the way that I feel when you're so black. That's so homophobic. It is a very, like to the core of your being.

What do you mean? I'm saying that's gay. It is a very like, I don't mean, I don't mean, it is the very, the black male, the black male experience of, of not, you can't let your emotions out. Yeah. I have no problem with my emotions out, though. If you let your emotions out, though, like, I would shoot you. That's why you can't do.

It's why you can't do it. No, it's somebody who looks like me will come and shoot you if you cry. Yeah. I don't, I don't have, like, it's like, I feel. Yeah. I just, I feel, I feel, I really mean this. You know, in the way, I, I don't agree when people say, this about like religion.

Like I wish you could feel what I feel. I'm like no, you're crazy. But what I mean about like when it comes because because it's like but however, I can't discount how they actually feel. But I just think that that's like a faux experience. But like something that actually sounds like there's I sometimes feel like oh how why does this not happen to certain people like or they see like a like a sunset that's so fucking beautiful that it's overwhelming to them.

Like it's. I feel like crying from that is so. Okay. Like feel like I salute his face He was trying to not say it He just feels He immediately got scrunched up He's like

It just feels so like I understand Like I don't know I feel like being moved by something Being moved to tears feels excessive Because the thing for me is that like When I feel something When I love something

I think it should be important for me To convey how much I really care about it And that it is fine If someone's like Oh I see something beautiful And I cry from it That's cool for you But for me

When I want to shed tears About something It needs to matter I shouldn't be I shouldn't be Expelling how I feel or writing symphonies about everything I find beautiful because I can be I can spend days doing that you know I'm not even talking about it's this is the this is an uncontrollable

feeling I don't have that feeling too often I feel like that is kind of being a little bit cut off from like the human experience I think that's my your experience is mine you know I think that is he's like he's like spider man can cry for me thank you yeah is it's like okay I think that's beautiful I think there's like uh you know I like to be fair to be fair I didn't So like I didn't cry at a clear obscure at the ending. I didn't cry. Like a lot of people did. I don't know how you could cry at that.

A lot of people. I can't understand how you can cry at that ending. See, that's what I mean though. I feel like you're kind of cut off a little bit. I didn't cry at the end. I teared up at parts of it. It was very. It was very, it was very, it was very like I got way more emotional curing the genophage, for

example. But it was because it was such a long journey. Like I almost cried when Arthur, when Arthur's horse died. That moment was fucking like sad. I was like, give me a minute. That moment was so... When he put his hand in order and I'm like, dang, Twinkle's dead. I kept the same horse the whole game.

That first horse was like, God, I kept him. I was like, I love you, Twinkle. You're my best friend. That moment got so undercut for me because I named my horse Halo 3. Yeah, I actually named Batman or Mr. Pimpers. Something stupid is dead. I mean, I named my Twinkle. I'm not much better.

I mean, I teared up at the conversation with him and the nun. That's a great moment. It's a great fucking moment. It did was like. And now that room is completely fucking ruined to me. I still think it works. Like, it kind of fucks me up a little bit still.

But I also do, like, if I, if I see it, I am reminded of the little, little, the little kid Jack sitting in his place. So it's a little bit ruined for you.

Dude, the ending. A little bit, but it's, I can still, it's almost like whether or not I choose to turn it on or off. Like, I can choose to like just.

The conditions have to be right. It's like, it's like, I'm watching Breaking Bad again. Yeah. Just because, I don't know, it's a show I've seen so many times.

I could just put it in the background. Uh-huh. But, like, there are mean moments that, like, I am aware that they're mean moments, but they don't lose the gravity because I'm watching them in context. Uh-huh. I think it's easy to do. I just think a lot of people. Yeah.

Like, to me, the conditions have to be right. Like, say, I specifically didn't cry for, like, clear, obscure because I was playing really tired and not as engaged, but say if I was a lot more engaged, but there's certain things I still have this Pavlovian response, like, uh, Life a Pie. I still have, if I see this one specific scene. I haven't seen that movie. We're seeing. It's the scene where basically when he's finally rescued

and then fucking Richard Parker just leaves. Mr. Parker just jumps off the boat. Hey, hey. Richard Parker. Hey, are you? Spoilers. I don't think you're going to watch it.

I'll get around to it. I'm 15 year old movie. The only reason I didn't even respect because I was like, I don't think you're going to watch. You're not a movie guy. Mr. Richard Parker. I am. I'm just so,

my attention is so bad. Yeah. I just, I just felt like, you know, but even with what I just said, you won't know what I'm talking about. I saw the Phoenicians game. Oh, you saw it.

Yeah. I don't know how I felt about it Oh you didn't like it I didn't have to watch it again Because I didn't really like No you know what it was The numbers fucking confused me Because I was like what are they fighting over again

Oh Like what is what is happening Like 25% I didn't really understand what was going on It took me and dude We missed the first 10 minutes of the movie So I was like Uh oh

So I was I didn't understand What was happening at first But then they brilliantly did a good job Even as the story was progressing Kind of coming around It's like

Somebody could walk in the middle of it kind of catch up. And I was like, that's great storytelling to me. Yeah, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I see, that's a great experience. I saw, that's a final destination yesterday, and that was awesome, I guess. You saw final destination, I don't know why you would see that, but I want to see it, one of our other friends. Was it fun? Was it fun?

Yeah, yeah, I saw a scene of a kid getting crushed with a piano. It was amazing. That, like, cracked me out. Yeah, it was a real? Yeah, isn't that, like, an old one, or? Well, that happened in this one? Maybe I haven't know I've seen like the first

I said maybe it happened In an old one No, but like did it happen When you saw it It happened in this one yeah Okay so I don't know I just remember seeing a Maybe my mind

It's probably my mind I probably from this I watched it I was like this movie's really cool But also it like it The more you think about The more just gets so like Oh we shouldn't be alive

Did they finally You're not supposed to be thinking about Did they finally reveal Mr. Final? There's a final I mean Tony Todd Was his name? Tony Todd yeah He was in it.

He's dead now. Yeah, he is dead. Unfortunately. He was in the first one, I think, too. He's in all of them. It's me. He's in all of them. He's in the first one.

He goes like, you can't cheat. Death is one mean bone daddy or some shit he says. One mean bone daddy. He says some crazy jive line in like that movie. He's what's been like some black blues player. That's what that sounds like some like black blues. I mean,

he talks like a blue guy. I think he's like death is one bad. Death is one bad mother. the jack. I think he said something like, you know what I mean? It's like that old, it's very weird the way,

like the way he's in the first thing. Why'd they write him like that? He's like talk. I don't know because it's fun. I haven't heard jive ever, man. I was in around with jive was around me talking like I was three age and drive directly. My janitor speaks jive.

My mom still holds on to a little because like jive kind of died out. When your mom was a kid. The people. So the people grew up with it even it became uncool for them mostly too. So a lot of that just, you know like us growing up. There are certain terms that grew up like, in the 90s there's certain things that we don't say

Syke anymore we don't psych or like this is done Or like Buster Buster is a good one People said Buster I feel like over here people said Buster Yes yes I think you watch yourself Buster Buster Buster was a big one That's like that's like I've never heard that in my life

That's American slide slang like American like Oh yeah watch out Buster like what a what a street hood would say There was a lot over here Street hood would say Buster In Cali Buster is like because call us someone A Buster is like calling someone a weirdo or like a freak over here. Like being called the buster's

really not okay to be called. Because that's like fight worthy. I guess. It's insane. Today? Probably if you go like where where hoodfellers are. That was like I would say the Gen X's that was a, they used that language a lot too. You're a little. You're lame, bro. You're a weirdo. There's people even like Buster Brown. Yeah, get out of here

Buster Brown. You're a fucking weirdo. You're a fucking weirdo. Get a load of this guy. Get a load of this. That's my favorite get a load of this guy because it's so

it's really dehumanizing even though it's not supposed to be the Ross meme that is like the Ross meme of get a load

of this NWRD is pretty iconic it's dehumanizing that wouldn't be nearly as funny if it wasn't for his face man yeah

there's like a face that he's doing that I can't quite pinpoint like it's such it's like a Rorschack test of emotions

where like you can't quite like what does he feel about this NWR like you're not it's like like he's

pointing out to he's he's he's he's He's asking you to pay attention. He's saying, get a load of this guy. You see this barely person? No, no, but that's what I'm saying. It's like,

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at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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I think. But you project onto it. Essentially. You know what I mean? It's so weirdly neutral that face. It could mean a lot of things, right? It could be somebody's just like a really big clown saying a bunch of dumb stuff and he's like,

get a little to this guy. Or it can be, you know, somebody's raping someone in the background. He's like, get a little of this guy. He's not doing anything about it. He's like, he's like,

he's like, he's the guy getting mugged. And he's like, eat the hot dog while this guy's getting fucking bisected, someone's getting ripped into. And he's like, He's just... Rain drops...

Falling off. Like cheese. Like this guttial like fucking... Oh my head. Like a piece of getting fucking... That was me yesterday walking down the street. That was me yesterday walking down the street after reading those tweets from Elon.

We're like Trump and Elon were fighting. I was just like strolling. You just feeling good. I put that song on actually. I'm sailing like the ballerina. The very pleasant song. And I'm like, yay. That's so good.

I hope. is ready to fight back. I hope he's ready for, like, what is he going to say next? Elon's gay. Got him. He said the N-word. Which is crazy because he's African. But not that guy.

But not the right guy. He's not the right guy. He's not my African. Dude, you think he's going to, ooh. About the South African. He's going to come down hard on the South African. That'd be so funny. Yes, dude.

He deports Elon. That's never going to have. But that is hysterical. Well, this is crazy. You know, I heard Elon was, he didn't, he stayed here on a, on a,

what is it? Like a school visa? It was like a school visa, but he clearly was working. He was working. He was working. He was working. He's an illegal little African

and we're gonna show him what for. Ice. Show him what for is another. Show him what for is a good. Show him what for. I'm just like, when I hear, when I hear like,

like word like ruffian. Yeah, Roughen near do well. And something like, oh, that was pretty good if I do say so myself. Like these people, they sound very, very noble. Yeah, hoity tooty.

What for? Tell him what for? What does that mean? What is for? Define four. Well, that's actually, yeah, which four is it? Yeah, that would actually be a good question for him.

But, all right, let's move on to some questions. Let's get some of these out of the way. Oh, yeah. So we got a question. from droopy bowls droopy bowls that's that's good nice not bad

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droopy bowl this is going to be a hard one to answer okay I hope you guys are ready for this oh yeah this is the question in the century would you rather be the rapist or the victim depends on who's raping I think

uh yeah I guess you know what I guess I'm the victim I think the victim is. Because to say I would rather be a rapist is kind of a no-win scenario. Yeah, I'd rather be the victim. Yeah, you're the rapist. That sucks because then all I'm a rapist now.

Oops, all rapist. Yeah. Ever had that cereal? That's the new Captain Crunch. That's the fucking White House. Oops, I'm a racist. That's Russell Brand cereal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oops, I'm a rapist. Whoops. Didn't mean to, but sometimes we find ourselves in these situations. I fucking hate that guy. I want him to be struck by lightning so bad. He'll be struck by dumb, limp British and lightning, though. Yeah. Oh, excuse me.

Gov. Excuse me. Like, it just hurts a little bit. It's just like, it's just like. Yeah. It's just annoying. Yeah. I wonder how many British people get struck by lightning a year.

British people get struck by lightning a year? I don't know how many. You know, it's crazy. You wouldn't even be able to notice because they would look at the same. Yeah. It's like fucking blood-borne enemy. They all look like blood-borne enemies.

That shit is so crazy the way people put those memes up to that. I love that picture. Because they do look. That picture of the guy in Bloodbourne that looks like the berserk horse is one of my favorite images because it's always paired with some guy going like, what you think is going on in the heartland? That's what the Japanese think the British look like, which is crazy. That is crazy. But they're so right is the thing.

Some of them look very much so. There's a reason why mixed race people over there are the preemptive. They didn't even... It's because they finally got something out. Finally. DNA's like, finally. Yeah. Something different.

They didn't even design that character. That's a picture. That's like, you know how Debra Wilson is scanned into the, into all of her video games? Yeah. Yeah, they just... That guy. They scanned every, every, every, actually, uh, Soulsborn game. That's William British in.

I don't like that they put her in like that so much, man. I think she's very talented, but I just don't want it to be a person. Who? Debra Wilson You would just like them to just make somebody unique Your character Dude you know what I'm crazy I saw in Doom the Dark Ages

She plays somebody in Doom the Dark Ages Oh she's a shield Again right Because she's in the last one too right No she's not any of them I don't think Are you sure she's not the last one? I mean I could be wrong I don't remember anybody like that in eternal

It's me Deborah was Bambha Mad TV It's so Crazy He's so shitty Although it would be better than like you know

her being scanned into it. So like she plays some lady but like it's not modeled after her. It's just like a completely like originally designed person. There you go. And I was just like this is exactly what I want. Yeah. Like I don't I, that's the only thing about like people hate on her and I get it like it's I think it's

dumb but I understand where they're coming from where it's just like it it is distracting to see a real ass person in a video game. It's annoying. That's not their reasons Chris. That's our. I'm just saying like I'm talking from the perspective of like a valid I think. From from the reasonable perspective and not the oh black chick or whatever

the fuck. What if they made Judge Kratos? Imagine? Who? Christopher Judge? Oh like he just looks like Christopher Judge? He'd be big ass. Christopher Judge looks like a jacked baby though. He has like a weird He's got like such a weird like baby face like fucking

is like a basketball. Is he Samoan? He's got a basketball hoop chin and a Gerber baby face. Is he a Samoan? Derek? Is he what? Is he Samoan? I don't know. He's a Gerber baby. I know he's black and He's probably But based on the way he looks

He's very likely He's black and Gerber Yeah Yeah yeah yeah He's actually like the actual food He was playing football He was huge He was huge

I was like Jesus Ew He's just like There's some people That look like characters You know You know there's people I usually like a normal person

But there's some people Like you were drawn You don't look like He's he has that type of face To me It's like a little A 15 year old Created you in his mind

And you gave Ella Pranel is kind of like what you're describing, I think. Like her big eyes. She's got like an anime actor. She has big eyes that work. That's the crazy thing. Yeah, she's like, she's like, um, Elizabeth from a fucking Bioshock, Infinite. You know what I mean?

Like I could see that. Okay. I'm just like, that's crazy. Yeah. Because I remember the time, it's like, that's not a real person. Her eyes are crazy. It's like Battlingel, a leader or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's such an interesting person, man, to look at. Like, I don't, I don't think she's the hottest person, but I do like looking at her face. I think she's beautiful. I don't think she's ugly, but it's like, you look like curious to me. It's definitely pretty. I mean, yeah, she's definitely, she's definitely a very pretty person. I also remember her from yellow. I mean, clearly, clearly everybody.

My God, what is this image? Jesus Christ. Is that common? Is he, is calling Jewish? It's Colin, I don't think so. He's Italian. But, I mean, there's some Italian Jews, Ronnie? We're talking about.

That's true. That's true. They're dying breeds, you know. I think he's Italian. Irish, I think, or something like that. Okay. Just based on that picture. Based on that picture.

That picture is crazy. That's Colin Lovelitz or something. Colin Leavitts is crazy. Colin Israel. Colin Nye. It's fucking, it's Colin PlayStation Steen. PlayStation Steen. Anyway, Colin Moriarty wrote it and he says, hey, Puerto Rican, Jerry Seinfeld,

Black Larry David, and Derek. What would you say is the worst, the least helpful advice you've ever been given that isn't from each other? For me, it was the therapist That would never answer any question Or give any verbal advice And would only ever point at two things With no explanation

A Will Smith life-sized cutout And a cut out of the wall From Pink Floyd's The Wall What the fuck does that mean? I don't even really understand What kind of therapist is not? Is there any more to that? No

That doesn't mean So you My life's fucking spiraling It's really falling apart The wall You know The wall. I would

What the fuck? Or Will Smith Oh Will Smith Like what is that What should I just listen To a big Willie style I don't know what you're saying Yeah guys like

My relationship is falling apart I just I don't know if I I don't know if this is the right person Like I just don't really know Dang that's crazy You're getting jiguted You're like Will Smith over there

Yeah Will Smith For an hour this happens And then that's it And then you pay $300 He kept going back to Yeah he kept going back This is my third year it goes back twice a week

that's actually twice a week is crazy that makes me a little bit worried that therapist might have gutted the original one and took their place are you sure this are you sure you walked into the right door

because like there's a chance like you thought the door said therapist but it actually just said the rapist and so like you was just like trying to lull you into a sense of a confusion where he could take advantage of you that's one of my favorite

that's one of my favorite jokes It is crazy that that's just how you spell that. You paint, like, it's showing, like, trying to paint therapists on, like, a door, but then, like, they have to split it up because it was too narrow. So it's the rapist. Oh, that's great. That's fantastic. It is, it's so funny that that's just how you have to spell that word. I feel like which one came first, which phrase came.

Yeah. That's a good question. I would imagine the rapist came first. I think there was rape before there was therapy probably. I think one begets the other. That is very true. You know? That was, yeah, that is actually 100%.

True. One flows into the other. Before language was really developed, there was a raping. Absolutely. Don't worry about Grungle. He's just... Anyway, the least helpful advice you've ever been given that isn't from each other. I have some plenty of helpful advice. Least helpful. Least helpful. So, first

and foremost, that you've been given. Let money drive you. Let money drive you. Someone told you that once? Of course. I'm black. Of course. Of course, some stupid ass dumb Negro relevant amount was like, the money drive you? Money needs to be your main job. Don't care about these girls. Don't care about this this this stuff worry about money he doesn't sound like it's good and that nigger had no money

and no he had a lot of money and a ton of baby mammas and a lot of problems oh so money's not driving him his dick is and i'm sure and i'm sure he's broke now i'm sure he's broke now it's easy to make money when you got seven kids it's easy to make money when you got no morals that's true oh yeah absolutely the easiest fucking thing in the world it's it's that was another bad one we could be podcasting in a castle right now i'm disappointed that uh my parents instilled me with any kind of moral fiber at all Yeah, I wish I would have like, or at least adopted friends that were terrible or something. Yeah, me too. My friends are all just like nice people.

It's annoying. I just don't think I had it in me. I think I had like a bad edge in me, but I think the things I like kind of implemented morality so much. That I was just like, all right, well, I'm too late. You just like nerdy shit, man. If you somehow missed that, I feel like you could have became. We're talking hypothetical. I don't know.

Like, so. Yeah, like, that's the thing. Like, maybe if I... You'd be Andrew Tate right now if you didn't have any of that shit. Yeah, jacked, no dick. You're basically that anyway. So, like... I just don't think I have...

I think I'm willing to dabbles because of the fact that I don't believe in it. Like, I'm capable of like Yoda going to a place with a darkness because he's so good. He's like, I'm not gonna freak out. But like... That's my excuse whenever I walk outside and am racist. That you're not racist? Yeah, I'm not racist or I'm allowed to be racist. I like that.

Yeah, yeah. Because I know it's a bad thing. I think you're allowed to laugh at it. I'm allowed to laugh at this. I'm not going out there doing grand. I'm not going out there doing Grand Theft Auto and then letting it fucking crash into a building where it collapses on a bunch of children.

And then I'm like, just get up and leave. Get out of the car and leave. You know out there on the street, pistol whipping Asian women in the back of the head? Have I laughed at that? I'm sure you have. You laugh at shit that's way worse than that. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm sure you can laugh at like a CCTV of it, but like if it's like really in close and personal, I probably would be really, if I may be really sad. Probably try to get involved. Like if you hear her like, you know, like she's like crying and shit. Like that would be like uncomfortable. But the CCTV no audio need to see some motherfucker whip

and you're like fuck. No, the audio is like she opens her mouth and it's delayed because it's dubbed. That's great. That really hurts. That really hurt. That really hurt. I'm bleeding out. Ouch, that a hurt while she's still sleeping. Ouch, that hurt. Anyway. Yeah, I don't know.

That's crazy. Soccer is screaming which gets unconscious. I'm sure I've gotten shitty advice. I've gotten... I don't know, man. Shout up to my mom. I already she gave me one of the... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman,

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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And then she just gave like, I guess this is like advice that a lot of people in public restrooms could use too. where it's like, hey man, if you have to share the bathroom with somebody, like, and you're about to, like, tear up the fucking toilet or punish the toilet, it's like one of our things.

Just as soon as you, as soon as you shit, flush the toilet, and then, and then, you know, finish whatever, flush it again. So it just, like, really,

so you don't fuck up the whole place. And I'm like, I was like, talk to my mom about, like, shitting. So I was just like, mom, I, I know.

I, why are you? Why are you telling me this right now? And it was so, It was one of those things where I'm like, I'm aware of this. I know most people are probably aware of it. They just don't care. But it was just such a weird like,

I thought maybe she would give me something a little bit more of substance. Parental advice is so interesting because parents don't consider their kids people, you know? Yeah. But you're my kid more than you're a person. It's like, I understand I'm your child. Yeah. But I'm a being. Yeah.

Like, no, you're my kid. Is that your sense? It's what I've seen pretty much, pretty much. I've never felt that personally, but I've seen it in action. My grandma, my- I've seen people's parents who treat them that way. My grandma cheated me like a person after I became old enough to talk to as a person, you know? Because at a certain point, when you're young and you're a teen, you're not, you know, you don't really, you're getting there,

but you don't really understand the world exactly right. And then when I was in like my early 20th before I moved out, like I spoke to my grandma like a person. We had a really good conversation to be cast what she became my friend, opposed to being my parent, you know? Sure. And most people don't have that with their family members. And that's fine because, you know, traumas or people. parents not not understanding how to connect because you know everyone's the product of their

fucked up parents raising them yeah my parents boiled me in a cauldron for five years yeah i remember that when they thought you were uh viet con they thought i well i was growing i was too tall so they they wanted they wanted to stunt my growth like leathers they boiled you down i was this tall when i was four months they were like talk months old talk talk that's crazy now talk that's so classic. Anyway, yeah. I don't know if I, I don't know if I have any specific examples.

I think there's like so much though. All the menals. But none of it's from my parents. I think my parents actually gave me good advice the entire time, which is, yeah. To be fair, I don't want to be fair. Like, my mom's never gave me good advice.

I just remember, I just remember that vividly as like advice that it's, it was, it was so awkward. It was so like, felt like, it was more of the thing. Like, did people not know this? Like the, telling me, like, you think I, it just, it just, it just, It just felt. It feels better to tell you these things and not. Because it's the idea.

Like I get it now. Like I still, it still triggers me people repeating themselves to me. It does annoy me a lot. I just want it out. But it's your parents being like, hey, if I don't tell them,

how am I going to know someone's going to tell them? So they still disinform you. I get why it happens now. Yeah. I guess you know what it is. It's really just the way that it's one of those things that I think if she would have said it in a way like, hey,

I just want to make sure you know to do this, right? Like you do this, right? Kind of a thing. And then it would just be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good. It was more like she was, it almost felt like she was like blessing me with knowledge, especially in such a trivial thing to work.

Takes a cloth of a booklet. Here's this thing. It's just a fucking one sheet of toilet paper and you're like, are you serious? Are you serious? You have a golden fucking chest. I love that. And she kicks the jewel chest back from you. I need to keep that.

I legitimately are going to do that. I'm going to have a chest, like a gold jewels all over and stuff. And it's just going to be one old fleshlight. you're going to give it to your son Yeah I'm like here the family Flashlight son That's so fucking disgusting Like you know

Treat it with dignity That's been in the family For generations You know he doesn't know He doesn't know when fleshlights This is the oldest fleshlight This is like the Gilded Age fleshlight That's crazy

It has like fucking The steampunk It has like a family sigil It's just a squirrel It's just a squirrel Yeah Yeah Megertron wrote

Thanks dad Thanks a lot. I'll use it right now. They need to see him in the background just throwing it in the dumpster. His dad's watching. He was, oh. He threw it away. I can't believe he didn't look it.

Let me go get that. I can dust it off. I guess I'll keep it. I guess I'll keep it. I forgot to clean it. Megatron. Megatron wrote it and he says, hey, Christ of the Redeemer, Sidney, and Corey Taylor. It's so funny.

You know, what? Corey Taylor Sidney And What? Christ the Redeemer Christ the Redeemer Christ the Redeemer

Ah Corey Taylor is Slipknot singer Yeah I fucking wish I want slip not money Slipknot I'm too angry

Riffin He's like he sent me Money What he said? He sent me this crazy It was like It was like a Oh my God

What the fuck was it It was like Louis Armstrong But he was like My I don't know that's crazy. I don't remember

asking. I remember being like, whoa. Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did he? My, look, that's crazy. Why would he? Why would he not?

Hold on a second. Anyway, make it. Hold on. If he didn't send it to me because he was like, I don't know if I should send it to him. Yeah, I wonder. That's funny.

That is funny. Griffin, Griffin. He's a fan. Corey Taylor's son. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. That's hilarious.

He's a fan of the podcast. Shout out to Corey. Shout to Corey Taylor and Griffin. You're really hot. I don't want to butt fuck you. All right. I'm Louis Armstrong and I'm really gay. Is there any piece of media that fundamentally changed the way you see the world?

This is fucking fascinating. Oh, that's funny for me. No, because he says for me, Destiny 1 was the catalyst that made me ultimately become an atheist, which is fucking. Excuse me? I don't know if it's as obvious. My immediate obvious thing connection would. be like you're just spending your entire time in that game killing gods and making them into weapons and stuff.

But it's just funny that that's like, that's an interesting thing to, I want to know more really, is what I'm saying. So Megatron, if you want to like maybe like comment under, like reply to this to this comment under this thread, I would love to know more about why.

Yeah, like what's specifically. Tell him to reply in the thread. Like, yeah, and reply to this, please. I want to know everybody.

Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. That's a great idea, actually. Yeah. Uh, I don't know.

I was relying on my voice. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's good. Because since I don't know much about destiny, I can't even imagine. I can't even imagine. Why? Does it, is there like actual philosophy in,

within the game that makes you question? I mean, there's philosophy that you can kind of, you know, put together where it's like, if there's so much existence going on, there being an ultimate godly creature out there. It's like,

what the, then what the fuck? What are you doing? Everything's a, I never got like a particularly like I could see it it's not what I got from it like it's definitely more heavy in Halo I think

like way heavier like that second game is literally all about like losing religion well that's that I agree with that REM song yeah that's good one exactly yeah by a it's great that it loops through the whole fucking game that's the only song that plays that's me in the corner

I'm me in the spotlight losing my I can't do I can't do it either actually For Keith David? Alien Keith David? How you... Give him... I can't. No. It's me in the corner.

It's just reverb. Yeah, there's like a weird reverb that they do. Which, by the way, they don't know how to do anymore. They're lying. Is that why it just sounds like Keith David in five? Yeah. It just sounds like Keith David and five. Because like they don't know exactly what filter they use.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I could... I think about that a lot. They probably don't have it and they can't replicate it. Yeah, I know. It's such an interesting. Like, you hear it. And you just like, know, like, that's interesting. That's different.

But like it's gone. I have things like that too. Like there's like, I used to be able to, I used to know how to do the engine from Crash Bandicoot filter like perfectly. Like that weird like pitched up

and like double voice thing from like the original Crash Bandicoot games. I completely forgot how. I don't know. And I think I looked up a tutorial a long time ago and learned from that as a base even though the tutorial was wrong. So like even if I found the tutorial

it wouldn't be right but that tutorial is now gone. So like it's just been kicked off the internet. I love that. So it's just like that's just lost media now and I have no idea how to recreate it. I'm sure if I spent like weeks bashing my head against the fucking table figuring it out, I could maybe.

But not worth it. Not worth it. Yeah. I get it. It's a shame. I don't. What was the question? I know.

Oh, things that like changed you a little bit? Any piece of media that fundamentally changed the way you see the world? I can turn the era. A piece of media. There's so many for me that like helped me. Because the number one for me, Star Wars. I helped me really change the idea of the world, like heavily.

Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. In what way? When dealing with the idea of the force and stuff like that, it made me just think about like how how you're supposed to exist, I guess, in the world. Like you're sort of a passenger through it and your mark matters, but you do not control any of the other forces around you. So you kind of have to dictate how I am going to exist in this place.

Did you start like operating differently? Like did you start doing it? When I started really loving Star Wars? Yeah. When I was when I became like when I was like 17. Yeah. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with.

with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because There are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

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a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and back. and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call 24-7-365.

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Yeah But now I'm just like I don't you know like I saw roots and that changed my mentality heavily too I guess I don't know I fucking I fucking read some speeches of about Farrakhan. I was like, oh, niggas can go completely crazy. You know, so many things that alter your perspective. That's his life, you know? That is, man, I really.

Spider-Man made me realize that, like, oh, you should probably do good for a good sake, you know, stuff like that. That's so, like, I'm really trying to think of anything where, I just feel like I got lucky where a lot of my, like, morals and convictions and stuff were just, it was just, like, what would you call it, common sense? You know what I mean? Like, it didn't, nothing really inspired me to, like, go towards something because

like even when it came to religion, even though I was just religious by default, I didn't respect it because when I would hear, when I would hear all the stuff. Who did really though? I was kind of my family. I was kind of the same. My family were very,

oh, that you know, very grateful that Jesus helped them pass this test or whatever. And I'm like, okay, yeah. Yeah, okay. Like for me, this guy helped you. Yeah, like this niggas specifically catered to you and then starving babies.

Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. I remember, like, it took me a while, though, like, even after I stopped, like, buying into religion to the degree that I did, it took a while for, like, the, like, the residual kind of, like, effects to wear off. Like, because even after I was, like, none of this makes sense. Yeah. I still, like, kind of, like, was a little bit afraid of, like, hell for, like, a couple years after that. So I was like, oh, maybe, I don't know.

I mean, it's, like, it doesn't seem real, but, like, maybe it is, like, what do I know? It is the greatest fear tactic ever. Yeah, no, for sure. It is the most powerful future. It's very good. It's very good. It is the, yeah, it is. Undeniably, it's broken.

It's overpowered. It is, um, you do have to recognize, at least a lot of, I guess a lot of religious people don't recognize that how worse, how evil hell is. Like, say, he's like, oh, things got better. God calmed down once Jesus was born, all this stuff. And I'm like, no. Hell is infinitely worse than anything that happened in the Old Testament. Yeah.

By infinity. Because it is infinity. So the idea is, I'm like, uh, no. he didn't calm down. He actually got much worse. I don't know why. I'm like, you know,

I'm not trying to get too deep into it. But it's just like, yeah. But yeah, I'm trying to focus on one little thing that made me like I never and changed my outlook on stuff. Well,

maybe something that like reinforced because like I know, I know for me punk music, I didn't really care that much about politics really. And then I think that's it. Although like,

although I think like my ideals weren't too dissimilar to what was already there. I think I learned a lot more or was like driven to like, I was driven to learn more about it through punk stuff. I didn't consider that that is very true. That is a very obvious answer. Because there's a pretty good chance that like if I had never found that music,

I probably wouldn't care nearly as much about politics, quite frankly. Or maybe I would have, but way later. And by then, like, who the fuck knows what else would have. I guess. No, you're so, you're so, that is crazy. I don't know why I didn't think about that. But that's everything. I almost got fucking, I almost got lyrics tattooed on me.

I like, I didn't even think about that. I feel like that's, so many things do that to you throughout your life, you know? Because all the things you're absorbing around you are molding you and shaping you. Sure. But I think you can tell, though, when there's, like, I knew for a fact, like music was like a heavy, like I knew like in the moment. Like when I found it, it was like, oh, this is a big deal compared to more of the more of the things that I'm aware are like kind of like subtly kind of chiseling one thing or like, you know, like maybe guiding me in one direction. I think there's so many things that fucking shaped who I might, my perspective on the world. Yeah, I just, there's just like thing after thing, like, I think I'd be completely, granted, I do I think they would have, now do I think I would have never found that perspective? That's a, that's a whole other conversation I have really. Like, if I never, if I never watched Star Wars, would I have the same perspective about my position in the universe? Uh, maybe, we could say maybe not maybe, you know? Yeah. But like, oh, if I never found out about Spider-Man, what I believe in, like doing right. Yes, I think that is, you know? I feel like, very likely I would have, but they,

helped me. They helped me, like, the foundation of it. You'd get it from a different place, but it would be, it would be fundamentally different, I guess, in the makeup because of like what instills it. That kind of like, that trips me out a little bit because I feel like that's just the, it's such a, I feel like the golden rule is just obvious. It's, to me, it's weird that you need to be told to treat people well, so they treat you well. I mean, not, not exactly that, but as an adult especially or like as a teenager. Like, kids need to learn. As a kid, I figured out myself.

My mom didn't tell me. It's just when you're nice to somebody, they're nice back to you. And then I figure that out by being nice to someone. They're like, nice. Well, dude, I think the universe just teaches you that just by existing. You know, like, if you like you push somebody, then they push you back and then it hurts. And you're like, oh, it doesn't feel good. Right.

So I agree with that. But the idea, it's not exactly the idea of like, oh, he gave me the foundation of that, but my perspective of seeing his character and how he does just, do it does good things. that was the thing that triggered it. It could have been something else, but it was Spider-Man, huh? But it was like the idea of like, oh, I should probably take extra step to do that

because what I'm doing is helping people be happier than exactly me being happy, you know, like, oh, I'm going the extra step. I think it's like, where that is like, that's so, it's, those things are formative ideas about,

you know, like, for me, at least that would it is. Yeah. Because Lily Star is like a huge form of like my perspective of myself in the universe, you know? Sure. What do you mean by when you say that?

Your self in the universe? It's like the idea is like how, um, so, when I try not to be upset about things or angry about things, I understand that the universe exists well beyond me. So me choosing to be upset and lashing out around other people is not fair because they're also existing, you know? They're also being guided by whatever force is, takes them to what they are, right?

Or like idea of when you have possessions about people dying from you, right? I could choose to be very angry, upset, or I could choose to be happy knowing that they are now gone and what they exist from before. Like no happy that they're gone You know, they're gone But what I have from them Doesn't disappear

You know It doesn't just Unless I hit you real hard In the head And then you forget them Then then then like Then still it's like Why do I care at that moment

Yeah Yeah It's still being taken away from me It's like whatever dude Like I'm not gonna see you And cry about this I love though I just love how it sounded

How it came out You said Like you're like They're gone You can be happy That they're gone And it's cut off Yeah

Yeah you're gone I feel you It is it is fascinating to hear that because I just, I don't know, man. I actually am more curious to hear about from people that are listening about that too. And specifically about Star Wars, if they've gained any different perspectives on life by consuming Star Wars

because it didn't do anything to me. All it did to me was like, oh, this is kind of cool. This is going to allow people to create better sci-fi because this is a good base. And then it started like Battlestar Galactica, the reboot of it. I feel like making, it's time, like, stepping up and stuff. I finally watched The Expanse and I understand why a lot of people really liked it. Oh, it's just good. It's very good.

And it's just like, I know it's different. It's not the same. But what I'm saying is that when you have something, I feel like, it was the first big space media. Yeah. It was the first thing I did that. Like, absolutely there would be no mass effect, right? Without Star Wars. Yeah, there'd be no.

It just, mass effect is more. It's not. I'm not trying to do one to one. What I'm saying is, it's just the concept. of even being able to write something so well is probably just because having a big universe like Star Wars existing. Now it's like let's, I see this.

Now I want to make my own, but I want to make it like more fine-tuned or something. I clearly the same people that worked on Couture made it. Exactly. So it was like, oh, this universe is really cool. Let's make George Rorahis. Let's make George Racial. Exactly.

Let's do this. Because I think George Lucas is actually really talented world builder. It's just the problem is that like, you know, he went into movies. because that's what the money is, unfortunately to shows. Because I think if Star Wars was a show,

it would have been an infinitely better story. Of course. Because he would have had a series' time to create everything. I don't know. I don't. Anything that... I think every movie could be better as a show. Back then, though,

back when Star Wars was a thing? Yeah. But the thing is that would have gone anywhere? Likely not. It would have become a cult following. Probably now. I feel it would have been like firefly or something. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. It could, hmm. Because Firefly Firefly is I'm not even trying to be rude I've enjoyed Firefly But also at the end of the day

It's just Cowboys in Space That's nuts Yeah yeah But like there were you know like What do you call it The the set pieces of like the You know the The I can't think of anything around

Like the ATATs or whatever they called ATATs or all of those things They're called The fucking Star Destroyers or what are they called All that shit like The fucking Empire ship What was the first one? that showed up in the...

The Death Star. No, no, not the Death Star, the first thing that you see in the New Hope. Isn't it like, there's a... One of those things. The cruiser is the Star Cruiser. Yeah, like that thing, like, that, you know, being...

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so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. So it was so different. and then the stupid space sticks.

You know? The lightsabers. The lightsabers. I just being stupid at the point. But, yeah. I think all of that, I feel like that's the thing could have been conveyed so well as a show.

I understand what you're saying. Yeah, I understand what you're saying. I don't know how a book does convey it better, but niggas don't open books. Yeah. So the idea of that is like, oh,

I'm never going to read. Yeah. Because if you read the books for the Star Wars, I read the first four, and they're really good books. But the problem is that who's going to sit down and read a 700-page book

where you can lay in your bed, fucking half-tatonic and watch a movie for fucking three hours that shows you stuff, you know? It's tough. And then you also, you know, we have to consider how many people can't actually enjoy books because we, we discovered that they can't see shit in their head. Dude, I, that is still the craziest thing. I've, I, that's the whole point of it.

It's like, it's like your own movie. My imagination is still so powerful. And I feel like by now, it's probably sick to freniates. It's probably not magic. It's probably just the fact that I'm going. Yeah. I'm tripping. Yeah, definitely.

Like, the fact that people can't imagine. things is so crazy to me. It's like that's so unfortunate. It is. Like Marin can't do that. Marin can't imagine things. I don't believe that. I've had a long question,

but you can't imagine like a picture of something in your head. He's like, I can't. What do you mean? I think he's doing. I think he's fucking with you. I think he probably is. But if someone,

if that's real, then you're just, I'm so sorry. I've known him for a very, very long time. He can definitely imagine things. Yeah. I think the dark is all you got.

We've imagined bullshit together. You guys talking about Mark Merrin? Yeah, Mark Maron. Yeah. I ran into him walking out of Jayland's building once. Oh, really? A bunch of living that building.

Was there like a bunch of blood all over him? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy, man. Blood and bats. Yeah, just like he did, when he did that famous podcast with Obama. Right.

Yeah. You walked it and you walked, and then he was just like, full of blood. And he got shot because he, because Obama walked in with a drone on a leash. And it's both 2.0. And he was like, he was like, don't worry. He does not bite. But he shot him. He does shoot a lot.

He does shoot, though. I forgot to mention these shoots. He makes that shit. I fully loaded this drone. I armed this drone. I walked it on a leash into your fucking apartment. I installed AI in it, so it's like a real pet.

You don't know what it's going to do. I wonder if he lives there. It's a nice building, but I can't imagine him living there. A lot of people live in that building, man. Yeah, that's fucking huge. You ever thought about a firebombing it? No.

No. That's weird. I don't. My thoughts escape me sometimes, but I didn't think ever that. Now it's going to be a thought of my head a lot, though. Oh, yeah, whatever. All right.

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If you could erase one memory from your mind permanently, what would it be? Stay moist. I got to be honest with you. I think it's playing a video game for the first time. Like, I think I would erase, like, my first play-through of something. Ooh. Like... I wish I would erase your perspective of video games in general.

The moment you fell in love with them, I would take that from you. I can't tell if I would be unchained or really, really crippled by that. I think, you know what I mean? I don't really know. I think you would be really sad. You would have, like one of your biggest lovesies wouldn't have it.

But I wouldn't be sad because I wouldn't, I wouldn't feel like I lost anything because my love for it would be gone. Yeah, but then you would have a love that you'd want to yearn towards what you don't have. What would you have done? But I could just go find something else. You probably, like,

going to music and shit. I probably, yeah, I probably would finish all the fucking songs that I've been working on for fucking years that I keep putting away because I'm like, I'm not really a music guy. I don't really do music. Even though that's what it pops up when you Google me.

I don't understand. Yeah, yeah, you're like, you're like, you're American gay musician or something. Yeah, I'm a gay American musician.

Imagine all over the internet it says you're gay and you're just not. I mean, like straight up like like you're like, it's so funny to imagine that like in 2005 that would have really pushed people over the edge. You know what I mean? Like if somebody was called gay

like everybody believed that they were gay, that would be like a thing that would hold. haunt them at night. Yeah. Today, like, if I found out that, like,

most people believe I was gay, I genuinely think I would care at all. You don't get violence aimed towards you for being gay. That's why. Some of those people are, like,

might, you're not, you're not. People still, like, I mean, I've, I've been the target of anti-Semitism.

That's hilarious. Yeah, that's unfortunate. That's super racism. Yeah, yeah, because they're just like, you're just like, you're like,

what? That doesn't meet. What about Greek people? What about, like, Italians? I'm not Jewish. This is me. They're clocking you, man.

You got a snage on you. That's true. You do have a snows around. But like, I was like, there's so many groups of people around the world that have big noses. And you just say, I have a big nose. It's more likely than I'm fucking Arab than. Like, it's great. I love super racism where they're just like, I clocked you.

Dude, I have, what's crazy is that I have met Arabs that look wider than me. Yeah. And that confused me quite a bit. Well, that's the Europeans, Gwen. I've never, I've, yeah, I've never met that. I hate that's what your current. miming for fucking So

I'm sorry This is You actually want to know Where this came from I guess so I was actually prepared for you to say no I was somebody No thank you

No thank you He already said it I'm like a vampire I'm invited in And uh You say coming in You say coming in He's chewing to the door

He's trying to eat through the door already You're like yo what the fuck Anyway I can fucking explain So um There was a guy that would sexually harass people at our at our football so our freshman football there was this guy that

we called Tupac I don't know why we called him Tupac didn't look anything like Tupac but he his name was Tupac smokes Tupac's a day his name of Sammy Sammy I'll never forget Sammy so Sammy would go behind people so I let's just put it he did it to me and he did plenty of you did me I'm time like fingered your little rectum no it's crazy I definitely would I probably wouldn't say what if you did it so quickly that you didn't barely noticed if I if that had happen, I would probably wouldn't talk about it on the show because it would be like, oh,

this is a real problem. I need to tackle. But it would be fine if I, if I, if he did it, it was like when, whatever, but yeah, he came up behind me. He would come up behind me. I was tying my cleats and he came up behind me. And he did it like everybody. So he did it to me.

And he, you know, no way he did that. Yeah, he would start. Did he grab your hips into the, so hard to the point you couldn't move out of the way? Like, he grabbed your hips and. Put his fingers down on your back muscles in a way that you could not stand up. He basically, oh my down in those back dimples? He,

he, he petrified himself like a tree, and he just stayed there. And he was just like, that was it. He's laughing at that's off. And you're terrified. You're terrified of losing your balance and shit.

But he's holding him and you're like, he's like, he's like, he's funny. He thought it was so funny. And then the, the fire department had to saw his hands off because that's how hard his grip was. Grew him back.

He did grow him back. I forgot that he just have tree. That's true, yeah He was half-tree So he grew up back He's half-picolo or tree or something I forgot he was He's half-picolo or half-tree

The science is yet Is not determined yet But it must be one of those He's half-picolo or tree Or maybe one-quarter each Yeah, it is great And half both High school was nuts, man

He's one-quarter Tree, one-quarter Picolo And half both He's half He's half-quarter He's half one-quarter Picolo, half one-quarter Stop

I'm getting confused. Definitely. He's half piccolo and tree. Good math. It is good math, yeah. He's half piccolo and tree. He's half each of those. Yeah, so sexual assault in high school.

You know how it goes. Okay, yeah, cool. Classic. Classic. You got something that you would erase? I'm sure. If you played sports, you would have been sexually harassed all the night. It told me for sure.

Yeah. A little twink. Yeah, dude. Get them. Get them. Get them. I could tell. Locker room was terrifying for you.

Yeah, I could tell. Dude, lock. Locker room was gross. I'm not hobophobic I hated the locker I didn't like it very much either Even though I'm like I always stunk so bad

Because it was like a mix of body odor And axe Axe For us I don't know if it was It was still around Axe was around When I was good I remember it like it was yesterday

It was fucking dark temptation axe Oh my God It was like that scent Yeah It just burned into my fucking brain That spray Remember the chocolate scent too? Yeah

Chocolate's a crazy one Oh my god Every time I smell that I think of high school Like it smells like if I smelled that today, it would transport me back to 2009. I specifically bought one

for that reason. And I think it ruined Jojo because I bought a lavender thing for a carpet. Like you spray it before you vacuum or whatever. It's lavender. And she walked in and she's like,

what the fuck? Why does it smell like axe body spray? And I'm like, what? Because I guess I sprayed the axe one time and I think it infected her nose. Oh, now it's also like smell?

I think everyone is like X though because I was like, bro, this is lavender. It's not ass. In the same way that Groot can only say I am Groot. She can only smell Axe now. Yeah. It didn't help that like while she's sleeping I spray

axe up our nostrils. That would be pretty crazy. She tries to breathe it on. You fucking clamp her face. Shut up. Shut up. Bitch. Smell this. That's okay. Like rubbing a dog's face and pee or something. That shit is so brutal what you do to do the doggies. I'm like

you don't have to do that to them. Dude, I did that. I did that to my dog once but then it started licking it all up. You're like, oh. Cool. I was like, oh, this is not working. Yeah, it's like, oh, this is great. This is like symbiotic. I hate when dogs do shit like that because I love them less.

It just, I, I love them appropriately. I understand what they are. They're animals. They don't understand shit. Although to me, I also am like, how do you not even just as a- Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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Yes Would allow for it. Like, why? Why would you? Intelligent design is... You know my really dumb, like, argument was when I was a kid? I wouldn't have this argument like with people, but like, I'd always think about it. It's just like, I don't know,

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Things change. What do you say? If you had a baby next to an adult, you're like, that's not the same fucking thing. Yeah. You know? Can you not make that same argument about a pup and a big-ass dog? Yeah. All right.

I mean, for me, the best case of it. It's so anti-climacted. The best case of it is because of bugs that go through metamorphosis. That is true. Yeah, the butterfly. That is the best. In like one life cycle, it's like, motherfucker. Like.

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Probably like a week of waiting. Yeah. That's great. I'm still kind of convinced they have a hive mine or something. And the motherfucker. Because it's weird to me that they would just remember. Yeah. I love elephants so much.

I think they're so cute. Would you fuck one? No. You don't really love them. Yeah, you're fucking liar. I think elephants are really cool. So you're saying you wouldn't fuck someone that's really cool? Are you saying?

Yeah, I wouldn't. I've only fucked terrible people pretty much in my life. Maybe like one person wasn't terrible. That's crazy. That's a bad hit hit rate. That's a 19-year-old Lily?

Is that the one that's not terrible? What? That probably scared you straight. What? Your bad hit rate. Son, like that. Yeah. Did it for a while.

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That was my only thing. It has like pineapples in there for some reason. What? I mean, if it does, you could not ask for them. My only issue with that is like I had it and then like I had like a weird kind of like, it's unlike anything I've ever felt. No, I don't even know. Because I don't know if indigestion is something I've had and just not pay attention to

or if this was the first time I've had it and maybe I never truly had it before. But it felt fucking very strange. Like, um, I've never had heartburn. I don't know. That's what it felt like what I would have. imagine heartburn feels like. I've never had heartburn before. And it's the first time I've ever had it.

But it was the only, it was also the first time I've ever had that dish. So I don't know if it was just like a weird day or if that's the dish that does it. And I don't want to go through it again. So I haven't gone back. I feel that. Yeah. I'm not getting that today. I've had chicken in a bit.

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we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stumbus, issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat.

And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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I love that guy. Ask him if he would be on our show. Yeah. Ironically, like I love that. That guy's delivery is iconic. Yeah. Which is that would be just a weird guest.

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That's a good point because that's kind of Occam's Razors that he did it on purpose. It's kind of hard to accidentally follow him. He's still there though so yeah. Yeah, but also like how active is on Twitter is he? Has he seen like a thirst trap? Like I don't know.

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I only just found out about these like a week ago. Have they always been around? I just found out about them. I think the same. Jojo mentioned something about them and I was like what the... Lily's cousin. It feels like people are pretending like this has been a thing. But I swear to God it hasn't.

This has happened in the last three weeks. There's something that none of us would know about unless we were directly encounter with it. No, but I'm saying, but I've never even heard this term or seen it written. These are like beanie babies, right? Isn't it like that kind of thing? Or trolls dolls like that or fucking. What's the name of the ones that were not the Gremlins?

The Furbies? Furbies. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. The Gremelins. I had a Furby. Remember when Tickley Elmo was like the craziest thing ever?

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I'm aware. I'm aware. That's crazy. They were probably crazy when you were a kid, though. I feel like by the time. By the time, they were kind of like hand me down toys. That's right. People just had them.

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You'll drown, I promise. The water is the leading cause of drought. I've never drinking water in my entire life. You saw that potion he was drinking, dude? That brew? Oh, yeah. He was drinking a brew of some sort. It was like calm or something.

It looked white and weird. It was like a melted. It's probably just a melted ice cream sandwich. Some fucking incredibly. unhealthy thing. Well, he's like out there being like, be healthy, be healthy. I mean, I was chugging ice cream sandwiches. People are like, it's so impressed. He's like, yeah, because he's a full of steroids. I don't drink water.

I just eat chalk. What do you mean? HGH, anavar, fucking testosterone. He's full of steroids. There's like 70 needles in his throat. If he was healthy and he was of that age, he wouldn't look like that. He would just be thin and in shape. Why drink water when you can eat chalk? Literally fucking fucking famous heroin addict. That's

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Yeah, I'm Robert. I still suck. Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. What's crazy about it? It hears me as a baby and it's like, wah, wah. Ha ha. Wow. Wow. Wow.

I saw it so good. a baby and then they started making me drink water. Exactly. Now I'm back to the way I'm, now as Lady Gaga would say, I was born this way, so I will say this way. Did you see Gaga apparently she had something with some lady was like, you're going on and she kissed her and said, now you are too and walked away. Oh, no, I did.

I did not hear that. I don't know if that's real. Like, that's crazy. I'm a big Lady Gaga fan though. Yeah, since you were like, oh, fucking shit. Damn it, I should have yelled that. Why wasn't I yelling that right there? Dude, I saw her do this live thing

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I thought she was a couple years older than me Nah, she was, poker face came out, she was really not old yet. Yeah, she was like, 19. She was fucking pretty much my age. It's crazy. She's really not old age. She's maybe 41 is a stretch. 39.

Yeah. 39. That was a complete guess. He's probably like 20 when 12thier face came out. It was crazy. That's fucking crazy. 19 years ago. Holy shit.

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That is insane. The dog has his hands clasp. He has his head clas over like maybe a penny. It's just pure anti-sum. It's all the show is. It's so funny though. What's the... We got to bomb another Palestinian and that's the first clue.

We put it in our bank account and you know what to do. You put American money and everything. What's the... What's the opposite? What's the Hamas? What's the Hamas show? Hamas would be like, Corey in Hamas.

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This is all started. Everything is that he was like, I'm going to get those motherfuckers back. It is crazy. There's a Corey in the House episode where he does, like, get into a DDR danceoff, a CGI DDR danceoff with like, I don't even know, like, a Benjamin Netanyahu stand in. No, it was like a Russian prime minister who was like buying Alaska or something, I think, or something. Like, he accidentally sold Alaska to Russia. He had to win it back in a dance battle or some shit.

That's crazy. Disney Channel shows are fucking, that's like in the first season too. It's not even like, it's not even like, like season 15 where you're like, okay, you're out of like, I mean, you have to go crazy at that point. It was like in house when like the first episode of season three or something like that early in season three like a kid gets abducted by aliens. I'm not kidding. I watched it. You saw that episode? Yeah.

How far the episode goes? They think he got his ass like got thoroughly probed. Was it was alien part real or what happened? No, he was hallucinated. He was like he was tripping. Crazy. He was tripping something. Crazy.

Dunt kid that actually was sick. He had like some type of a, there was like a metal in him that was making him freak out or something. So like they were like when they found something, they were like, oh, was he really probed? Of course not. Yeah. There's no aliens. I'm Dr. Gayhouse. Not yet.

I'm Dr. Gay House. There's only gay houses. It's like gay houses and my dumb black friend that always tries to disprove me. And he's always wrong and he keeps challenging me. I don't know why he still works here. But then he actually quits after a while. That's crazy, Dr. Dayhouse. Can you help me with the floor?

Oh my God. They would butt sands. Oh my God. That would be so fucking crazy. I would pay so much to see an episode of House where it was Dr. House versus RFK. That needs to have it. Bring the show back for one season.

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When he was getting a position and people were talking in the shit they were bringing up. Yeah. And the fact they still put him in that position is crazy. It is fucking. Like the shit they were bringing up. when they were doing the, I forgot what they call it. But yeah, it's like when you're... And Bernie was like, this man has led to people dying.

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things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

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about, which, that's actually interesting. There are Gears of War books, I'm pretty sure. I think I remember seeing them. I wonder if they're any good. Probably not. Probably not, but. They're probably written for Xbox fans at that age, so it's probably shit. And then the pussy was coming.

Then Dom got his mouth. Dom got his mountain due and no one could fucking stop him, dude. And then the black man was cool, but then the gun went boom. The gun went boom. I love Gears Award, but like it is. I love Gears Award. Like, I think Gers War is smarter than people give it credit for, but, like, also the aesthetics are so meathead.

It's great. It's such a meat-ed-ed-up, like, I wouldn't be surprised if most Gears of War fans just completely glazed over as to what that game is about. Oh, yeah. Or, like, any of the emotional beats are like, he killed his wife crazy. That game is not for... It's melodramatic as fuck. It's like a soap opera kind of. You remember when Dom, like, makes the ultimate sacrifice, right?

Yeah, yeah. Like, I bet they're like, this is so gay. This is it stupid. They're like, who is that? Who is that? That's not bandana, man. What's this? Who is anybody in this?

I didn't learn their names. I just know their characters with guns. I'm the chainsaw. There has to be. Is that the Torque ball? Nice. The only characters they know are the guns. They know that's the Torquville.

That's the Hammer of Dawn, baby. It's the hammer of dawn. Let's go! He starts chewing. He has a brick of cement that he bites into every day and eats a little bit of. Eddie Murphy looks weird in this. Is this Big Mama's House 2 or something? That's crazy.

Isn't that Martin Lawrence or something? Yeah, whatever. No, it's not Martin Lawrence. Isn't it? Isn't it? I think it is. That's crazy. I can tell them apart.

That's crazy. Tyler Perry, what the? The idea looks really big and this is crazy. They would never watch a Tyler Perry thing. I mean, I've never watched a toddler party. I don't even think, to be fair, I've never watched one to be fair. No, I didn't enjoy. Because I'm be honest, Medea hit way too close to home.

I had a great grandmother named Medea that looked like. That's crazy. It's actually. What really bothered me about it is that like I was fucking unfortunately raised pretty Christian. So all my Bible thumping fucking relatives were like, this is real good story about black people. My grandma was like, no, it's not. Fucking trash. It's like she said when she didn't watch novellas.

She thinks that shit is just garbage. I think we had one. It is. I think we had one Medea movie. Yeah? Yeah. Medea goes to hell. No, but that would be sick.

Medea, I would have watched it. Medea, end up in 1969. You'd watch Medea X. And then a Medea 16. Medea 16th. Jicinto. Heller.

Heller. Heller. Locus. He's done. Heller. He's done. Heler Locus. Tala Perry has done serious damage to the mental

perception of black people in this country. Same the way, King Batch. I'm standing by that. I think King Batch did more, to be honest. I think, I think, I think, I think Medea was like a niche. I don't think. It's completely the opposite. I think so. Yeah. Chris, I think that people may has an empire of money from Midea. I understand, but I don't think it took much to get that money. Like, I don't, I would be curious to see like Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, how's what I was they tell him? King Batch is broke. Well, well now, yeah. But I mean, like, I just assuming. I would guarantee King Batch's vines had an influence on more people on Vine, then Medea's movies had an impact on adults or really anybody watching those movies.

I think, I agree, I agree. I think they both... Because I found Medea by like sheer happenstance. They are both the magical clones of the universe. Although I will say, I think it's debatable. I don't think I'm necessarily right. I just have a hunch that that's true. It's interesting.

Yeah, it's just more like I see no King Batch influence anymore at all. Like as far as... Do you see Medea influenced still, though? You know what I mean? Tyler Perry has a chance to make movies Like Sure, but That's the influence of Medea

I think only I feel like he's got his I don't know It's kind of the same way That the My Pillow guy is successful You know what I mean? Like yeah That's got a crazy

But like is his influence crazy Like I don't know I forgot his name Mike Lindell Mike Lindell Mike Lindell I'm Mike Lindell Did you see

He had a sale And his bills Were 1488 Oh yeah I didn't see that I did see that I was like Dude there was a fucking

There was a video of him That looked like fucking Edgar Allen Like a There's a photo of him That looks like Edgar Allan Poe

I swear to God And I re-tweeted it I retweeted it That was like Oh my God What the fuck I think I retweeted It and said

Once upon a midnight Dreary looking ass And it was a banger tweet And nobody got it Because no one Fucking reads Oh man Of course duh

That is weird To not know Edgar Allan Poe You don't know once upon a midnight dreary? Why would they're kidding? They at least would. I guess it's specific. Isn't he kind of iconic at least like in the way that Nikola Tesla is?

Why would you? They don't know shit about them. Why would know? I would see the picture. I should have said never more looking ass. And then maybe more people would have got it. Maybe no way people know who Agarland Po is really. That's good.

Really? Really? Like people don't read books. But like you just know, but like by proxy you just don't even know what. People just go to school and pass because they're at school. They didn't see the epic rap battle history at least. Chris, no. Interesting. I'm curious about like the people people are calling them alpha but alpha is not

Is a thing yet what you mean? Gen alpha gen alpha is not a thing yet it's just no it is we're still in I think a gen beta is actually happening now I think my nephew that's not that dude generations That's what I heard. I don't know look it I don't know who's speed I don't know the science I don't know who's speeding it up on like incorrectly per 10 years is the generation thing absolutely that is not even it's usually it's 25 I know you're right I know you're right. That's what I'm saying. Culturally, people are speeding it up that's not accurate. Only Gen Z is still here.

Arguably, generations aren't even real in that sense anyway. Well, it's just how we started classifying it. We were supposed to do it as like 25 years because that was a generation's past. That's why there's only baby Booner Gen X and millennial. And then so we're still technically should only be in Gen Z. Alpha should not be a thing yet. Well, I think I'm a, I am a early millennial, I think. No, no.

Late-man. You mean late. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. We're like zillennial. So, you guys are still, you guys are 100% millennials.

Lily is a zillennial. Lily is one of them. The 96 group. She's the very beginning of it. I would still, like I would still say, like I have more in common with, with like,

older Gen Z than I do with like, I think that that's the thing like online culture changed it to where it's like, it's, it's meaningless now. I do think things, I do think things are speeding up to the point where like I do think 25 is just a ridiculous amount of time

to like, have a gender like now it's just like what the fuck even is that so my niece is 25 you know the same direction as me huh is she um let's she oh no my niece is no she wouldn't be your niece is 25 yeah she's she's definitely gen z technically she's gen z but she's like a late she's like a late late edition z the way that i totally older i totally understand the way that we'd use it socially it's just it's just getting shorter it's getting shorter it's getting shorter and shorter now because people are like gen alpha i'm like i if you want to call it because it you know what almost feels like the difference it almost feels like high school now to me it's like

Once high school's graduated, that's your generation. That's what it feels like now. I agree, but it is also like, I would argue the differences are happening faster. Like, because I even have like some younger people in my family who are like in high school right now. And they're like, I don't even know what the fuck the middle schoolers are saying, man. And that wasn't like that when I was in school. Like everybody understood like what the fuck, you know what I mean? Like 11th graders didn't have like a fucking language barrier with 8th graders.

They didn't care about the same things and they weren't like, but it was never like, what the fuck did you just say? What are you saying? I guess. I don't know, man. I feel like a lot of that stuff, because like, it's when I hear a lot of my, my mom's older slang, I'm like, the fuck does that mean? Yeah, but that's your mom. That's crazy. I know my grandma's old slang.

That's happening with like your people's sisters now. People's sisters? I know. I know my grandma's older slang. I don't understand. They're talking about skivety fucking what. Wasn't that? But that's, that's a.

I swear to you, man. I'm telling you. Derek, Derek, my language is so fucked because I was always by an old person. Uh-huh. So the things I think are funny. Like I'd like, quite, quite literally. To me, the only time it happened was when I was, so I was probably late, 20 or 30, and then somebody who was just like 18 or something, that, that was a gap for me.

Because it was the way that they used bet. It was that. So it was that. Like, bet when I was growing up was just like, do you want to bet? It was like a challenge. Yeah. And now it's like an affirmation like bet. And that's where I got confused.

I think it's so saying it means the same thing. But like, no, it doesn't. Because it's like, bet on it. No, bet is a challenge. Bet doesn't mean any of that now. What are you saying? Bet is now a signifier that you're a supporter of Beto O'Rourke. What is that?

The candidate. Beto O'Rourke. You don't remember him? You don't remember the iconic Beto O'Rourke? It's crazy that the kids remember. Everybody loves it. He's huge with Gen. Beta.

I thought it was Patrick Bet David, actually. Patrick Bet David. What a piece of year. They were praising Patrick Bad David now when they say Bet. So you think it's bad that people are dying? What do you mean? I'm a rich, stupid, dumb, piece of shit. Listen, I have businesses and I suck and I'm stupid.

I'm a rich, dumb idiot. I'm, like, from the Middle East, but I change my name to be super white. I'm an idiot. I suck. I'm dumb and gay. I sell babies to ISIS. Yeah. My name is Patrick Bad David, yeah.

He says Babies to Isis. I'm Patrick, David. I saw babies to ISIS. Slipping that in a middle of a rant is crazy. Like, just admitted he had to get off his chest. It's like, Alex Jones. I hate this guy. He sells babies to ISIS.

He's fucking, you almost don't even hear it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Anyway, annoying race trade of the, uh, uh, Lily's baby, Lily's brother playing flat out IRL. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, badly brave. Who's New York Nick? He's, he almost exploded. He almost busted all over.

That was a close one. That was a close one. Uh, Ethereum needs help lowering his own. That was so stupid. Penis. Name from Muffus one. Yeah. Riding on our list as always.

The seductive. King of haphazards. You know what I do find funny? The newest generation, like the youngest people right now, certain terms that have been around, like, say, in sports. Well, like babies? Yeah, so the babies right now, the babies that have, like, Instagram and stuff, sure, yeah.

I know one baby. Exactly. You know one baby? I think I know one baby too. Actually, I don't know any right now. My niece's baby. Forever. I'm going to forever keep.

I'm never once see babies ever again. Fair enough, man. The new, the terminology has been around for like sports, specifically basketball. Like they think everything sucks right. It's so funny because everything like, oh, he exploded. Oh, like, get in his face. Get into him.

And like, and stuff. And they're talking about thickness and girth. They're like talking about like, and they're like, bro, this is so gay. And I'm like, I love that. I understand that. Yeah. Like, but they can't let it slide ever. Like every time I see in a comment section, it's always pause.

But like, I will, and everything. It does sound, like no homo died out. If people have had on put, like no homo died out. But pause is way better. Pause is way better. I think it's still so stupid.

I don't ever heard pause. Pause is so much better than because like no homo is, because, you know, it's, it's a little disrespectful. So I'm, it's nice to like.

Cause is the same sentiment. But it's much more. Not as verbally disrespectful. That's the whole point though. It makes it more disrespectful almost. Technically. It says you put lipstick on it. Exactly.

But that's how language works. No. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm saying. That's true, but that's all so fucked. But it's not, though. It's like, I'd read, so you'd rather have people just say hard R than, like, than censoring themselves? If you're calling me a Negro, opposed to the hard R, yeah, you mean the same thing.

But isn't that infinitely better? No, you're just too pussy to say what you really mean. That's all it is. It's like the N-word. So you want people to call you Niger. I'd rather you stand on your ground than try to fucking paint it in a picture. You heard it first. Well, you heard it first.

I agree. I also want more people to call him. You heard it first. It's like, call him the Niger, but with another G. I know what you're saying. I know this. I know this. I know the Zer.

Nizier. Yeah, the Jews took it over. I know the sentiment that you're, I know the sentiment you're trying to say. Because it is like, you know, it's a soft language. Like you prefer if people are just bigoted,

just like just be bigoted. Like, why you dress you up? I understand. I relate to it. I get it. However, I think it's, I think there's also.

it's a little bit better that people aren't running around screaming the edward technically yes I reserve it for the people who are say the kids who aren't trying to be assholes just just be chill and then there's the seething races

I completely agree like don't hide your power like pause is better for it's kind of like when we call like oh that's gay yeah it's like a silly joke we don't really mean it in any way and it's too late for us

it's a silly joke it's like pause I just like it a lot better than oh you do though Pause. You do. Hey, pause. I say the F word. Bye, guys.

Thanks for tuning in. We'll see you next time. Start Tank. You love your dad, pause. Four more years. Four more years. Bye, everybody. Bye.

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