The Snark Tank - #332: Rockstar Horde Mode

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

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I understand. I, okay. Thank you, sir. Where's your cup holders at? And it's like, what? Dude, I think my brain is, uh, I've been going hard in the gym again because I've just been, I was eating too good and stuff, so I'm just trying to reverse all that shit. And my brain's tired and I'm getting everything wrong.

Yeah. I'm saying everything wrong. Dude, get long night. to sleep, man. Can't. It's hard. The days are, days are off, man. Get your eight hours. I tried to go to sleep at, so I try to go, I try to do, um, I have it set for two to 10 now, which is eight, but I still go to sleep after two. I was getting better.

And it was almost good. I almost went to bed directly at two. But then, uh, um, I started, I was like, I want to listen to that, uh, that dumb bitch in Lincoln Park. I want to give her another chance. You know, I was just like, I was like, let me give this dumb bitch another chance. And so I was just listening to some of her dumb bitchery. And, you know, I was like, it's okay. And then I went back to the old stuff again. I was like, God, shit's so much better. And then it was like, fucking 219. And I was like, God damn it.

You know, like, it just time. It just is time. I'm trying, I'm trying to get in bed by 12 now. That's my new effort. I want to be, I want to be inside of my bed at 12. Wow. Wake up at what time? Wake up at like, at least between like seven and like, maybe seven and eight. Because I want to start working out again. Because I try to work out if I, like, if I work, and I go to bed at two. I wake up at like nine

and then I have to go to work on these days, you know? So I want to try to like wake up and work out within like try to get at least like an hour half workout at my house in early in the day. Man, honk shoe, honk shoe, you know what I mean? Welcome to the Snartank podcast. Keep it. I still need you to clap though.

I clapped. You did? Yeah. Oh, no. That was a real, oh no. That was a real one. I can do it again, I think. No, you're good.

He's not going to make a beat doubt whether or not I clap. No, you're good. I'm just like, I was just explaining, I think before we started recording that, like, I've been getting, like, everything wrong. Like, my, I've been really exhausting. You're recording, we were recording that. You're recording. Oh, that was recorded, too?

Yeah. He's fucking cooked. He's, yeah, he's coached. He's like the great, the old, the grandma from, um, SpongeBobbob in the wheelchair. Oh, what? What? What? We recorded already.

Keeping someone that alive in that state is so disrespectful. Dude. Oh, my God. Anyway, welcome to the Star Trek. Unless you like, no hell is real and they're going there. That's the only time I was like, all right, keep them alive. It's me, Chris, it's Tim Sweeney, Tim Derek. Good point.

Man, all sorts of things. All sorts of things be happening. I'm sure there's a lot of things going on in the news. I don't know any of them for some reason. I've been saying away from it. I feel like something happened, but I don't remember. Summer Game Fest is happening right now. That's true.

Oh, shit. I think there's going to be a state of play today, like while we're recording. There is. There is. Probably going to learn some stuff about a god of war, at least from my perspective. The new one? Do you see the Witcher tech demo? It looks insane.

Dude. It look. I don't buy it. I don't either. They show that piece of shit at one point. They zoomed in on his hands to show. And the camera was pivoting to be fair, but I'm like, I stood now. That's a PS5.

That's, yeah, that's if that exists at all. If that exists. That's on a high-end PC. It's on a high on PC and it's also probably, that's like a PS6 game. It reminds me of when we first saw watchdogs. You remember that? Oh, yeah. And everybody was like, whoa, that looks insane.

And then they came out and it was just like, that's not, that's not P. That's, no. It's some investor bullshit. This is some investor trickery where those fucking assholes probably won't know the switcheroo. You're right. And they're just like, this is incredible. Here's my money. You know, like, there's the future of gaming or whatever.

You know, I don't know how investors think. Dude. Just money. Give me money. That new. That new. That new Siri does. got me acting unfamiliar.

I was like, damn, bro. To me it was like... Mommy Siri, I was like, hey, bro. She's pretty. She was good before, but... Right. I'm talking about like priests. Like, Siri, when you play her in the Witcher regular,

which is already a grown woman, but she's like... You're talking about when she's a teenager. You thought she was bad when she was a teenager. Yeah, he was like, she was a bad girl when he's a teenager. He's talking about the tutorial when she... My nigga, you're tripping. Why are you tripping like that? Kingsend his fucking 19-year-old girlfriend.

His girlfriend is... I wonder? I wonder how old she is now because... Siri? Because she was 12. She was 12? 46? Probably, no, in Witchers.

I don't know. I have no concept of how old. I can't even... Because Vesemir was 400. Dude, I barely... Honestly, I barely understand the Witcher at all. Gerelt's 90. Okay.

Going on 100 years old. Sure. It's a series that I'm okay with not diving deep into it for some reason. Yeah. It's a cool series, but it's like you get the best out of her meeting. books and those books are written well but they're translated so there's always going to be like discrepancies.

Yeah, we got to learn, we got to learn Polish, huh? Let's do it. Let's do it. We got to do it. Let's make a pact. I'm not in Austria. The fuck I'm learning Polish for. Yeah, so I saw that, I saw that video. I saw their little tech demo thing and they saw like, look at the horses. You ever see that? That's a crazy

thing to say. What did you say, Chris? I don't even want to know this anymore. I'm not from Austria The tech demo The tech demo with the What is it? They showed like the horses Like fucking muscles moving under it

Yeah And then like All the NPCs acting like real Oh yeah And I'm like This is not Even to the degree that it is like a next generation game This shit's not real man

Like you can't fucking fool me This is like Kill Zone 2 remember When they had that fucking I remember that fucking like I remember looking at that even at that time be like that's not fucking real. That doesn't even look fun. I think it's possible.

That doesn't look fun. That looks true. It looks true. You know what I think? I don't want to kill those guys. I know him. I know that guy. That's too true to be fun.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I think they... It's like, taxes simulator. It's like, who the fuck wants to play the taxes? You know what?

Can I tell you something? I bet a lot of people would play that. I think they're crazy. I think kids. I think that's how you get a kid to become financially responsible. Yeah. At that age of that.

just put them on it, and then they'll be like, oh, yeah, money's really worth something. They're people who haven't fucked with it yet, you know what I mean? True. Yeah. Why would a kid play that kind of game? Because kids are stupid. It's fantastical to them because they haven't done it in real life. Yeah.

What's your first game memory? I remember playing tax simulator on my Steam when I was younger. Now I'm really, I got a really good portfolio, a fiscal portfolio, and I'm just really not fucking on money, man. Have you guys played any simulators? Do you, like, have any of them? I don't play a handful. I own a few because Lily likes them. I remember a surgeon simulator back of the day was like the big one.

That was a classic. That was pretty fun. Oh, no, I played goat simulator. Who didn't play that game? I played goat simulator, yeah. I have it, but I never played it. That's not really a sim. I guess GMOD is a simulator too, right?

No, you're stretching. You could make a simulation in it. There are simulator games that are meant to simulate. Goat simulator is not a simulator. It's ironically named Goat Simulator. Right, that's yeah. It's not what ghosts. I played Power Watch simulator.

What is it? Power Watch simulator. Powerwash? How was that? It's not bad, but it's like I can't imagine playing this for more. than like five hours cumulatively over the course of my life. Yeah.

You know? Lily loves like Supermar simulator. She had TCG simulator. She had drug dealer simulator. Those are her kind of game. But she's that kind of person though. She plays those. Yeah.

Interesting. She finished them. They're done. That's crazy. I don't even know there's like an ending to simulate. There's like stages. There's like this stage. I kind of wanted to get into.

There was this. A drug dealer one is hilarious. There's a game called a crime scene simulator. Or like a, a crime scene cleanup crew or something where you just have to mop up like blood and like put all sorts of shit and I was like oh that seems fun

and then I booted it up and it like started with a story oh you're like I don't want to yeah you're like you're in a car and like you get a phone call from some guy and I'm like I don't care about this just throw me into a fucking room with a bunch of blood in it I don't care it's so dumb so you want like

Mr. President where you're your secret service diving into save a But does Bush? It's Trump, but I forgot what his name is in the game. But, yeah, that was... I forgot about that. That was an old one. Yeah, I brought it back.

Of course, it was a resurgence once the assassination attempt. Oh, yeah. I went on the Steam reviews just to see people like, oh, art imitating life or whatever the other way around or whatever fuck. Yeah. And I played it again for a while. I had a good time. It's so stupid.

It's so fucking stupid, but it's fun. It's a fun little game. Yeah. You know? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question. of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy

of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are

in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. It's a fun little game. But yeah, I don't buy that what you think for a second. That's the fakes shit I've ever seen. I'll say the workaround is that this is not this isn't an actual level.

This isn't in the game. They said it's like the engine, but it's not. So basically they're not probably ever going to do anything like that. Yeah. If you know what I'm saying? So that's next year, right? Witcher?

Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. I have no concept of one. If they're showing shit like this, I'm assuming it's next year. Probably like this time next year. I'm trying to remember.

Well, CD Project Right is weird because they, they were, they revealed Cyoblong 2027 in 2012. We can't base it off cyberpunk because then that's insane. Because we're seeing that thing in the next decade. I'm just saying, you know. All I know is that now since they're on Unreal, maybe, because the game's going to to feel a wasteful.

It should probably spend a significant, I'm assuming, spending significantly less time with all the nooks and crannies and everything because I imagine their red engine, I mean, you know. Yeah. It's an impressive engine, but like it's a finicky, to say the least. Both of their games were released kind of, well, especially cyberpunk. I mean, infamously released hilariously. I don't know what I was going to do for the next one for that too because damn, that's... Cyropunk too?

Bro, don't even fucking... That's a while away. Yeah, I can't even... They're definitely making another one, but it's like... I think they already have like details about it where it's like in Chicago or something. Oh, really? Or like in their version of Chicago? Because Knight City.

I can't because night city feels like it's still so much more left than night city to do. But like, well, you would, why? I don't think they wouldn't make a secret. They wouldn't. Yeah, they wouldn't make sure. Can you imagine they make everyone too and it's just night city again? Oh my God. That would suck.

Jesus Christ. When there's world, when they have like, like, there's a world, they don't really put them back in the same place again, you know. Yeah, but they got on student. They got on Santa. Dude, people got on Sanamanica studio for like reusing the boat animation and fucking from God of War. Oh, yeah. God War 2018 to God War Ragnarok.

City Project Redder uses the entire city. That would be so funny. And it's not even in like a Spider-Man context where it's just like that's like the tradition of just like, yeah, of course, Spider-Bans is going to take place in New York. Yeah. What are you going to do about that?

It'd be weird if he wasn't there. Yeah. He's in Seattle for some reason. Seattle swinging around a needle only. This is a little bit around the face needle. I went up there. That place is fucking terrifying, dude. Oh, the space needle?

Yeah. Oh, well. It's fucking horrifying up there. Like I don't like I'm also afraid of heights I didn't really know yeah so am I that I didn't know I was afraid of heights like that then I looked down And I just like I fucking freaked out went from sprawled out entirely on the floor Started screaming and shit are you afraid are you afraid are you afraid of falling?

Yeah Oh well I think there is a difference I just genuinely Um I think I'm afraid of heights because I'm afraid of falling Yeah I have I'm really not afraid of heights like I can lean over like a thing And I'm like I'm not like I can lean over the space needle or something and not be like Freaked out at all but then you look down and you realize it could fall of it, then you're scared? No. You're not afraid of falling either, really?

Well, I'm afraid of falling in the context of like, if like some rogue fucking gust of wind. Like, I would have to, if somebody, I'm afraid of some random person pushing me, I guess. So you have, look, you have anxiety then. Look, you have anxiety? I would say, you know, you know those really high buildings with like the glass floors?

Yeah. Those freak me out. Because, because, because I'm just like, I don't know if I trust glass to prevent me from falling. So I'm afraid of falling, but not through any, like, fall out of my own. It's not, it's not like, I'm not afraid of losing my balance It's a rational Yeah, it's still rational

It's not yet like, okay, it's not phobia level I'd say you just, you're the standard person Who does not afraid of heights By looking down at stuff To me it just is like say being in a plane It's so far, the ground is so far away It doesn't seem real Yeah, the back of the window

Does not scare me Oh that shit. But if I was in the space needle Looking I like say I was on Supreme Scream And not Spare Farm I hated that shit I was hoping that it was going to stop and then there was still more to go

and I was like fuck So you can't do Guardians at Disney No, I wouldn't want to Oh, that's the only reason why I like going It's fucking awesome I love that right yeah It's fucking awesome dude Because it lifts you off

Tripping on the ride When I went dude I was like fuck yeah What is the ride? It just shoots you up and down But like Are you outside? No

In a thing You're like at the end of it You can you're up And you see the whole part If I see it I'm like I don't like that. What I would do is my eyes would be completely horizontal.

Like, dude, you're not. It's kind of look at heaven. That's basically how it wasn't Supreme Scream. Like, I looked down a little bit. I went when I was like, 13 or something. And I was like, I'm never doing that again. It's just, it's too high, dude. I'm just like. That might be the only ride that I really like there. Outside of like,

the Credicoaster is pretty good. The Incredibles Roller Coaster is pretty good. Oh, I don't think I've done that. The freaking Guardians, guardians is a good ride. That shit's fun. It wakes me up. That's, like, if I'm really tired of going garden and I'm like I'm back. You're like, you're like,

instead of, instead of getting like a cup of coffee, you're like, I got to go to, I got to go to Disney and get on the fucking hour. Two hour trip. And you're like, fuck I'm tired to get on my way back.

Yeah, I got it back. I got to hit back, man. Then you're just trapped going on. You have to go there, get in line, ride the ride, then get out of there as fast as possible.

Yeah. And then you get tired on your way back. You turn back around. You do it. I like that. They should have a town. They should have a city-based or like a town-based or like a neighborhood-based fucking Tower of Terror thing.

On like every couple blocks there's one so that people can get a jolt of energy. You know how many people would die? Yeah. Yeah. Like that kid. Oh, man. That's a sad story, man. It's so preventable.

It's really. I wonder what happened to the guy that did the. He ran. He probably just laughed. He ran into the brush probably. He's just a regular carney maintenance guy. He's not even a maintenance guy. He was just some dude that was like somebody just in the bathroom.

Are you for real? No, I'm kidding. I was like, whoa. That's crazy. I was like, hold on, I got this. Some guy used the bathroom, take his vest off. He grabs the vest. Yoink.

And then the first thing he sees, he goes, hey, kid, I got you. He goes, hey, you in particular. You seem a bit rotund. You want to go on this ride? Yeah, sure. I mean, loose enough for it. He has the tools on him. He's, he, he, he, he planned out killing somebody like this for weeks.

He did a great job. He was scoping the area. He scoped that kid. He's like, I used to me, you're going to go to a festival soon. That's the thing, though, with those, with those rides like that, it's just like, man, if you can't fit, why are you, what are you doing? I don't go on most rides. Even though, even though I'm fat, I'm tall. so my legs are right up against in your everything so I'm like I just this is not worth me

going to be right love to see you in a roller coaster crash it'd be so wild because even in like a mild one even like a mild one you'd be like a real fucked up yes because I'm huge I would just be a hurt really bad like even if even if like one like it was just like a really mild or like two like one stopped and then the other one came up even though my knees my head would still slam on the back of what they're going to be unconstance. Your knees would be so firmly against the seat in front of you that they would just be pushed inward and then you'd be like an entire like half inch

to an inch shorter. My knees would just blow up. Pretty cool. All the cartilage would just get flat and it'd be paste. Yeah. I'd be like, oh, this is awesome. I can't walk ever again. It's Kingston pasty and he's over there.

Yeah. It was fucking gross. We'll do a podcast immediately after. Right after. I'm in the hospital. You guys are like, you're in traction. What's it going?

He's a treasure. He's a treasured doing in the hospital room. His knees are like fucking memory foam. Come on, come all and see the broken freak. The fucking, the dumb fucking stupid broken freak. That's so crazy. Imagine like a carty. I'm just injured.

It's just a circus of like mildly injured people. Yeah. Come look at this guy that's sort of bad at seeing. He's like, who's there exactly? I guess. Who's there? Witness the paper-cutted man He's fucking knowing

It's just a guy, it just has one paper cut I'd like the idea of somebody Papercut to shit It's just some guy with one paper cut to It's annoying It's annoying It's annoying The guy with the most stumped toe ever

And it's like his toe is fucking Jumped back It's a guy in the dark being tased And there's like a bunch of chairs around him So he has to run around And he's constantly stubbing his toes That's so That's so that's torture

Oh fuck Oh shit Stop tags Ah Oh fuck We gotta make a circus like that We gotta let's start a circus Let's start a circus

Let's start a circus so we can finally see a circus tent Exactly It'd be great Okay cool You can rent one from circuits Circus City Circus City Circus City

And then that is also The name of our attractions Yeah, yeah. We're going to usurp their name. We just go to that place. We take over it. We pirate it. We take over it.

Then you put a tent there instead. Yeah, circus cities are ironically great. That's fantastic. A great name for a circus. So we got a city. I love that attraction. That excites me way more than a regular circus. Yeah.

Like say like a woman with one strand of hair on her fucking chin. Right, yeah, one really long thick strand of hair. It's like the size of a fucking Arizona can. What if it? Oh my fucking God That's obscene That is really fucking obscene Come see the girl with a penis

And it's like You go over there and she's like She's hogged It's like one of the Furnari characters You're like what the hell Yeah the penis is longer than the legs Slidery number I feel like she doesn't belong in our circus man

I feel like that's a real like That's a real circus A freak attraction Yeah we want She has to have a very moderate size penis like, 4.5. You know what I mean?

Yeah, no more than that. Yeah. Because if you want to see something outstanding, no, we're not, we're not doing outstanding.

Yeah, we're not doing fine. That's what a real certain, we're doing, okay. Remember, we're just tasing a guy in a fucking,

in a dark room to stub his dough of us. I meet a woman with a very fine backside. Yeah, it's like, it's, it's very normal.

It's very, it's very normal. Not impressive, not flat. It's just, oh, it's, uh,

ad you. And it's a little, really just the most... It's not even like a stereotype. It's just like a normal fucking guy. He's like, I'm technically... It's like Jake. Like, yeah, I'm technically Jewish, but like, I don't really, I don't practice.

I don't really believe it. He's just sitting there. I am Jewish. Eating a fucking, I don't know, matzo ball or whatever. He's eating like a buff and she's like, this isn't really that good. I don't really like this that much. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambatta. We discussed his vision. for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse?

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I was like, eat it. Oh, okay. Bro, I love the idea of this circus. It's a fucking mundane. I would 100% go. Like, unironically. Come meet the tall puppy. It's like a dog. It's just like a.

It's just like a. Just an adolescent dog. Puppy. It's a big dog puppy, so it's just bigger than your average puppy. The world's babyest dog. It's a little puppy stumbling around. The baby's a puppy. The baby's dog.

He's in a big assing can't meet. Like a fucking, like a wild animal would be. We have to find, we have to find ways to describe like that way. I love that. The world's babyest dog. It's just a puppy. You just go. It's just a puppy.

crazy like term. I love that. It's like the, I know this is a joke that's been recycled a bunch, but the giant midget. Oh, classic. I love that.

I love that. That was one of the first times I remember belly laughing at like adult swim. From freaking robot chicken. The adult midgette's slapping the CVS fucking shit or like the convenience store things down.

It's fucking insane. The attack of the giant midget was fucking classic. It's a good fucking joke. What's another one like that? Like, come meet the most. I don't know. The most excited, sleepy person ever. And he's just very.

The tiredest man. Yeah, the, what is it? The most tired athlete ever. It's like, I don't know. Yeah, it's just tired people. Tired people. I'm not really that tired. I can go for a nap.

This is people we're not letting sleep, basically. It's like every time they, every time they, they nod off. Hey, yeah. And look, there's attraction. The coldest fire ever. And it's like, the coldest fire.

That would be fucking crazy. Yeah, what would that be though? What would that be the cold? Is it just so hot? It'd be the one thing that like doesn't really doesn't make sense. Is it just so hot? It feels.

That it becomes like it like it loops around. It's so cold. I think it's just, it's such an unimpressive fire. Like it's stable. It's like, there's a little bit of fire, but not enough to really warm.

anything. Is it like a match? It barely, you know, you put your hand in there. That means it's less than a candle.

Yes. Which is crazy. What even is that? It's like a spark. So it has, yeah. But it's sustained. It's sustained somehow.

That's what makes it crazy. It's not tiny. It's like fairly decent size. Well, now you're fucking crazy. That's so that's magic. That's what makes it cool. We're trying not to break

the laws of physics. It's like this is the one thing that like is actually worth seeing. It's like, oh, this is how'd y'all do this? Whatever. No,

no this matters. Donate to the Snark Tank Patreon. Patreon. If you want us, here's the thing. We have a milestone now. And our next mile, I don't remember,

whatever, the number is, who cares? The next milestone, Kingston promises to facilitate fund out of his own pocket, build with his own labor, this circus for all of you

within the next like five weeks. And so, like, if we hit that milestone anytime soon, and that's going to happen. We're going to get Circus City up and running. Yeah.

We're going to get the babyest dog and the tiredest person and the man who stubs his toe a little bit. Yeah. It'll be all sorts of great attractions. The coldest fire. The coldest fire. The most upest down.

The hottest ice is. It's just lukewarm water. The hot ice. That pissed me off. Did you see that? No. Dude. So we were out to,

we were out at a yardhouse recently and Jordan shared this fucking video Jordan Jordan shared us with us this video of somebody it takes ice cubes covers them in batter and then fries them

and what happens is it's just a thing of you know a shell of fried batter and you bite it into it and it's just fucking water and it's just fucking water and it really pissed me off that it was real that it wasn't like a

as a concept that's funny right it's like oh what an amusing little thing to pretend to do in your in your brain but that somebody actually went through the trouble and did it and demonstrated he cut through it

and it like spills out it made me so upset I can't it's I feel like carnival people should be killed like they've gone too far

because that's all that is because they fry everything. Yeah. So, of course they fried water. Like somebody was like, I'm going to fry ice and then it's just, well, it's essentially frying water, right? It's like the last time I went to, I went to the Orange County Fair and then they're like, hey, want some fried butter? And I'm like, shut the fuck up.

Get the fuck up a sweat to you. Like, shut the fuck. That's crazy. You see people eating it and then it's just fried batter and then exploding butter out of it. That is so crazy, man. It's like a Melanie Mac girl does that. She's fucking eat sticks of butter It's fucking insane

Fried Oreos is crazy What is going on with that? I don't know I saw some bitch on 90 day Fiancé doing that People are Oh it was like a What's that thing called

When your ketosis thing? What do they do? Keto diet? Keto I think it was a that Or was she just doing it Because she's like I'm funny I don't know man

Everything's fucking wrong That's all I know What is Melanie Mac Like what is that? Like some lady I don't know Because I don't I hear the name enough

I don't understand like She's like right wing kind of like alt girl She's the She's like in her 40s But she's like She's like

She's like Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah And like Like when I see She looked dead In her eyes

Her eyes She does look like She does look like She does look like a Like a corpse Like She was saying it And she like

There was no passion In her face Yeah It was like I'm meeting A quota She doesn't She doesn't believe What she's saying

She's genuinely dead eyes It's kind of crazy I guess this is the thing Where I was confused I don't remember seeing anything from her Like I don't know years ago She knew and no she's been around a while But like she she never like

She wasn't blew up She was in the games industry Was she alternative before? I don't know maybe I think she was she did like You remember Jessica Chobot And and like the IGN girls Who would like maybe go

I think Alana did it for a while I remember that yeah It was just like the women Who would do interviews for like games press or whatever. She was, I think, in that kind of space, but never exploded. She was like the Tomb Raider person, which is, you know, outside of the 90s, like, no one. I mean, you know, who really gives a shit.

Yeah, fair. Quite frankly. I know, I know someone's listening to this show who is a fan of Tomb Raiders. One of our friends who's a mega-sum-Rater fan. I'm like, how could you like her more than Nathan Drake? How can you like Tomb Raider more than fucking, I don't know, Cubert? I mean, for real, or pitfall. Cuberts got that big fucking.

Pitfall? Yeah, pitfall. Yeah, pitfall, iconic. I'll take pitfall over fucking... That's crazy. That's crazy. An iconic video game character or like a dude that four people might know about genuinely. Did you, uh...

Would you fuck Hubert? Yes. Of course, right? He's got that long fucking snout. I don't think I'd fuck Uber, but I would definitely, like, be questioning someone that did. I'm like, oh, how was it? It was, you know, terrifying. He was fucking contrarian guy.

He's like, oh, I wouldn't fuck Cuban. Yeah, he's taking the fucking... ridiculous position that no one would take. Like everyone on this planet would fuck you. You're like fucking apologies of Watson. You think you're all counterculture now? You think you're all counterculture? You think you're cool?

I just don't want to fuck Cubert exactly. That's crazy. I wouldn't my fucking Cubert after I know Cuber was going to give me a good fuck. You're the only person in the world who wouldn't immediately eat Cuberd out. Yeah. It's true. He's just the most sensual character ever. Do you think Cuber only have two legs?

Whatever. Who fucking cares? He turned Q'd over and fucking start Munching on him. You can't kill, kill, kill. Exactly. You can only move horizontally. So, like, his exit strategy

is really limited. He can't get away. That's crazy. Whatever, we got some questions over here at patreon.com slash the dark time. Remember, you can go over there. Ask your fucking little questions. Submit your little submissions.

Tell us your little anecdotes, your little stories. And we very well might read them on the show. Oh, you got a new Apple Watch? Petters for a while. What happened to the one that exploded at Disney? Well, it exploded, Chris. So you've had two?

No, I got this one afterwards. My birthday. Okay, so the answer to my question was yes. I had it for a little one. Yeah. Do I said? Yeah. Don't remember that part?

No. Anyway, jolking for girth. Oh, jolking but for girth rode in. That's great. So it's like... So you're like... He's like meeting it. Why?

It's like meeting it like dough. Get the fucking pin just... I hope it works. We need to see before. an after picture, send them to Kingston. Oh, speaking of friars, before we get off the topic, we were talking about fried water. Oh, yeah. If you, you have a deep, let's say you have a big deep fry, right?

Yeah. If you have, like, an air fry and you fry chicken in the air friar and then dump the air friar in the deep friar. Is that then double, like how much more fried is the chicken? Like, is it mega fried? If you put a whole air fry in a deep friar? Yeah. I think you have to. Why, this is probably got to blow up.

Are you sure? It's just heat on heat, though. This is more hot. Now, are you... Heat doesn't work if you add heat. If you add 900 degrees to 45 degrees, it doesn't give you 945 degrees. Yes, it does.

It literally does it, I'm pretty sure, actually. No, if you add fire on fire, doesn't make fire more hot. It's just more fire. Yeah, but like, isn't that just more fry? That's crazy. It's like the thing about the bombs, as I said,

where if you drop a bunch of bombs the same time, the bomb explosion bind into one big bomb explosion. And it's like, no, it's just an explosion. That's it. Physics, Kingston. Come on, you're right, you're right. I think you know math enough.

Listen, exactly. Listen, listen, I just want to have one question. Yes. I like your theory. Me too. But I also, I'm also just a little bit confused because. Sure. I like your theory, but I don't understand it.

This is the only part that I have a problem with. Sure, go ahead. It sounds like you're trying to use the air fryer to be healthy, right? Not necessarily. I'm just curious about the mechanics. I see so. You wouldn't normally use that because my thing is it would be like

the, I guess the how it would cancel out using the air fryer but then also just using the deep fryer because what I would rather have done is either you have a deep fryer and then you get a much larger deep friar and then you put that deep friar and that deep friar.

Oh, I see. So we can test that theory. While they're both on, of course. Or we do the, a small air fryer and a very large air fry and then we put the small air friar. You want to keep the consistency. Yeah.

That's all. So it's just like for the purpose of it being the same thing. Otherwise, because I'm like, because I'm thinking of it is, oh, I'm air frying so I can be a little healthier, but then I just throw it off in the oil.

Yeah, including the air fryer. Yeah, but you could probably eat the air fryer after it's been fried a little bit. Well, you see, what I do with my air fryer.

It's like a fucking wonderball, but it's fucking food inside of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're watching him do this. You're watching him dug in the deep fire Gras in his bare hands and starts eating it like a wonderball. Well, no, like I, um, see, well, with my air fryer, I usually cover the food and peanut oil anyway.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah, because it just tastes, it tastes real good. I have it. I haven't. That's awesome. I even have an air fryer and I just put it in there and don't do anything to it. Yeah.

You don't cover it in fucking canola oil? You don't cover it in the grease and the lard? Yeah, you don't put it in lard. You fucking slam it in there and fucking cook it. Did you see that crazy fucking bitch put all those crabs in the air fryer? I did see that, yeah. Did you hear the crab screaming? Were they screaming?

I mean, it's the air being let out of them. I was making noises, but it's just like it's so... I don't like people, man. I feel like pigeon man when I keep seeing this stuff. The way people treat seafood. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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But I don't go out there and torture it. I leave it be. It's like the other people. I probably love it more based on like a scale of like I have more respect for it that most people do. You hate them but you respect them, which is, I understand that. Do you know that, you know that, that guy that just, that guy that just retired from YouTube or whatever from, for a lot, the outdoor guy. Dave, bro. Or the guy that does the koala stuff.

I've got his name. No, he just, it's like some guy outdoors, I don't know. In the last like three weeks or something, he retired and he does, he does a much of nature videos because he stepped back as he was like, I have kids and it's getting weird. to be in the public eye and people are being weird about it so I'm just I'm done I've made enough money like whatever because that was pretty baller it's pretty cool but somebody shared me

I think Colin sent me this video of him where he's fishing and he's like oh it's a nice fish and then it cuts to him punching punching this fish in the head on the ground many times Was it was it tripping? I don't know

I can find it right now I think it's like one of the last messages that Colin sent me It's fucking crazy It's hilarious I don't give a fuck Yeah I don't like seeing Because to me I do

Because like I've seen Asians Eating fish live Like that shit bothers the fuck out of me I think it's a bit morbid But I don't want to see it Bro Now you're making me

You don't have to do that I guess we didn't have anything That like finish it off with Yes he does I don't know I don't know Do you think that dude went out there I don't know, Derek.

I'm trying to paint a picture. I don't know. The sound of it is crazy. This is somebody who has lost a piece of it. And I say like humanity because humanity is supposed to be like food is for sustenance. So when you kill animals, right, you're doing it in a respectful way because you need to eat. And he's lost that. He sounds like my grandma's people.

Shut the fuck up. There's nothing. There's nothing more respectful, I think, than hand-to-hand combat. Let's... Hand-to-hand combat with the fish out of water. Yeah, well, it doesn't happen. With a tiny fish that is big as his shoe. That's crazy.

Hey, man, this is a fair... Dude, you can hear him slugging it. Dude, it's so... It's so crazy. You can hear him... I legitimately think that dude turned the base up on those heads. Because that thud is...

It is a crazy fucking sad. Send me that video, please. It's on Twitter. I got to send that to Lily. He said put down a rock. Daddy's got this. That's what he says. Did you find the big rock?

If you can't find a rock, daddy's got this. You see, he couldn't find a rock. That's it. That's why he did it. He wasn't doing it for like free rage. It's crazy, man. Why do they not have a... A fish gun.

Have you seen... Why don't they have a fish gun? Have you seen those videos with the fucking hook where they shoot fish with the hooks? The harpoon? Yeah, harpoons. Yeah, that's what it's called. But it's like really fun. It's one of them the fish like swims up and's like, oh.

And it like looks, it gives a sideways glint and then he bloomed. Like, it is correct. It's like a looted tooth thing. It's because they're so powerful. Like the harpoons are so... Do you have that video? I had that video a while ago. Those harpoons are not for fit.

Oh, no, they're not. They're for like... They're for big whales. Like, yeah, like... Maybe a giant fish. Yeah, like a... They're for a shark. A fucking, uh, uh, what is the tuna or something?

You're like a giant carp. One of those... I saw that video and I was crying. What? I was cry as well. A loose of how they... Like, it hits the fish and the fish like twirls like a fucking ballerina in a snow globe for a bit. And then it just like, oh, that...

Oh, that fish is so dead. A ballerina in the slogan is a great. description because I totally envisioned it. Everywhere. Around the world type shit, but it's insane because it's so many videos of that. And I'm like, why are they doing this? Harpoons are for whales and people. Like, they're not for...

Definitely for people. Shooting a person with the harpoon is crazy. Shooting a guy with the harpoon. I think you should shoot swordfish at people. So we start like collecting swordfish. I said you that video, right? I was coming up and stabbing that guy like ten times and going back in the water. Ten times.

I don't know about ten times. I didn't just poke him. I'm pretty sure it just once. No, one came up and like, fucking did a fucking dance. Did the fucking waterfall dance, Millennia's move and then went back in the water. Imagine a fighting.

You're on a boat. And the swordfish fences you to death. You're like, you're in a boat. I'm like, ow, I feel so bad. And you turn. And you're bleeding because this fish slashed your back. Look, if I'm fishing and that happens, to me, it's just,

I don't know if you remember, there's a Superman Batman Doomsday. Yeah. There's a part where Darkside says, well played. After Batman, he gambles,

right? He's like, hey. I'll destroy your whole planet. Yeah. And like that well played. I think of that so often when there's like this checkmate scenario.

And that's a perfect scenario where I'm going to kill all these fish. And that motherfucker's like, hell you are, stabs you in the heart. And then immediately you just turn into Darkside for a second. You turned into this unipicent being. for a moment. And instead of saving your life,

oh no. Saving your life and healing yourself. Absolutely not. Good job. That's it. You're, good job, now you just resemble him

and meet him like astounding. You say it's the perfect moment and then you meet him. Then you meet a collapse. Transformers a guy friend. Like the ET thing. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. Good, good. Clever girl. Yeah. You got me. Niggas. Anyway, I just realized you never actually answer.

We never even read this guy's question. Did you even read his name? Joking, but for GERD. Oh. And we ended up turning in the dark side and dying from a fit. Yeah, so, I mean, thank you for your, thanks for the name. We wouldn't have any time for your question. Yeah, fuck you.

He says, a long time listener, first time question asker. Welcome aboard Joking for Gerth. I bet he appreciated that fucking long-ass, fucking, suspenseful lead up. I know. It's a pretty good chance we could have forgotten that we even fucking didn't answer this. Right. What's your dream car that isn't something fast or reliable?

I want a stupid little Kai trucks, K-E-I? Kia? No, no. K-E-I? Yeah. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I don't know, Kai truck.

I think it's Kia. I thought it's Kia. I had to be Kee. Because they look goofy, but low-key, like a mini-mac truck. P-S. Keep being homo. I do like those old boxy cars. But, like, the thing about a dream car to me is that, like, I don't have a real dream car because I understand the tedium of maintenance. So like the idea of even getting

Even getting a specialty car Like a Cadillac Right That like I like the aesthetic of a Cadillac a lot I bet I would like driving it But the second anything goes wrong with that thing It's gonna be a nightmare Right

Because you have to order a part That hasn't been seen in fucking 50 years You're gonna have to like What is that? Here's the Kai trucks KEI Oh yeah yeah It's like a toy

They look like Halo Reach trucks That's so crazy They don't look real They're adorable I have no I have no attraction to cars at all. Yeah. Like they're just vehicles to me.

The guy said, I like cars moderately, just like any, like a regular interest. He said neither fast nor reliable. What's your dream car that isn't something fast or reliable? Isn't that like the only two categories? Well, that's the point.

It's like, what's something that you think looks, maybe looks cool? Like a Hummer would be a good example. That is neither fast, unreliable. Well, Hummer could be... Are they still around? It's not even worth it. Are they still around? I haven't seen the Hummer. Well, there are a lot of people

in here probably finally were like, no, this is... They graduated to the cyber trucks. That's the spiritual successor of the Hummer. A useless fucking pieces of that. One thing I noticed that a lot of people abandoned Hummer, they went to Jeep. His Jeep is like, Jeep didn't used to be touted as

the all-American brand. It used to be like Ford. But like, for Jeep, I think around the same time they realized there's a movement of retards being like, oh, America, blah, right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think Jeep they rebranded themselves as that because I used to know people

buying Jeeps out of practicality to you. Not like a Wrangler. Those were always the bros. Cherokees. Like something like that. Like my aunt even had a Cherokee. Those one of her first like brand new cars I remember. And, uh, but now it's just exclusively like dip shits buying shit now. Grand Cherokee is crazy.

It's like, it's Jeep Big Indian. It's crazy. Jerkies are good I like the I like jeeps I rented a Jeep a couple times when I was home and it was like it was pretty good

I liked it The only cars that I hated hated driving really were Nissan's Like I fucking I had an old My ultimate was my first car I'm planning on getting an awesome probably You are?

I would stick to I would stick to Japanese Like exclusively I just got I got I have a Ford I'm not with a tripping I think it's the worst one though

It's the one that I feel like that is not considered traditionally like reliable. If you know what I mean. Like say Toyota or Honda. Those are the two, the two probably biggest reliable brand as far as like Toyota and a Honda,

like knowing that you'll probably some of the easier ones for maintenance and the most reliable where people keep them for a very long time. But I think nowadays though, cars are built relatively well across the board to where as long as you actually take care of it, you should be fine.

Like you should be able to get to 200,000 miles. if you actually take care of it. I want to get into a really bad car crash. I think a lot of people, I think that's the problem, right? People destroy their cars before that or they just, they want it for glam.

So once it gets even a little bit like, this is old, I want to get a new car, like an iPhone or something. Like I want to look like Bumbobee afterwards. What? I want the trash to be so crazy like Bumby. Like I'm like fucking.

Oh, he's still on the crash he was talking about like two, three sentences. So you want to see, okay. I want to be a cyber work. Didn't do it. I'm so pussy. Yeah, then what are you saying? I'm sorry.

Come on, man. It's fucking cats. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't think about cards outside of the, like, the Hummer. That was a good example, but I haven't really thought about that other than because I just have, well, I guess it's neither fast, I guess I can say neither faster or, well, it's technically reliable.

That's the problem. But I just, yeah, like, I just want another Selica. Selica's a discontinued back in 07. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We were the ones that were always exploding. Was it the Saturn's? What exploded a lot?

I don't remember. I feel like it was like a Saturn or something. I feel like I remember Saturn being... I remember that conversation happening when I was a kid and being like only vaguely aware. Yeah. I remember thinking, that sounds cool. I want to look dangerously.

I want a Crown Vic, but like the cop car versions of the Crown Vrix. You want to... I don't even know what a Crown Vick is. Crown Victoria? I don't know what the fuck that is. It's crazy that you... Traditional cop cars are... The old ones.

They actually were fucking cool cars. They're damn-in-a sports cars. I, I, uh... You don't like how they look? No. I think they look sick, but they're cop cars, unfortunately. Exactly. I think that's why I hate them, specifically, exclusively.

I think it's the only reason I don't like. Because in GTA, in GTA and Vice City, the mobster cars and the cop cars were the same kind of car. Not Vice City, it's three. But they just had to police colors on it. So you can take a mobster's car. And it would be the same kind of, like, pretty much a crowned vacant.

What the fuck? This sucks. Yeah, every time I saw a police. people with Crown Vicks I always felt like... You're serious? Is that the one I'm talking about? I mean, this is a fucking crowd in Victoria. I mean, there's a cop cars,

Crown Vicks or Cop cars. What the fuck? This sucks Mondo dick. This is the shittiest car I've ever fucking seen. It's a very, it's a very basic car car. It's a very, it looks like a... It's like a Ford Taurus. It's like very, very similar to that.

What is the one I'm talking about? Whatever. Just like your boring ass Subaru type thing. Yeah, the thing is for me, it's like I don't even... It's not even particularly like that there's a specific car. I just like an era. There are eras of car designs that I like. I see.

Where like, I liked when things were like boxy. There's something, there's something about those cars that just look really like, there's something about them. Yeah. That looks really fucking cool. But I couldn't tell you like what brand or like what fucking make.

I just know like that's a good era. And I would take probably most cars from that era because I just like the boxiness. Yeah. I have like say if I were, say if I came into a bunch of money. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell,

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. It would be, I only have like three to four cars. And I don't even know if I'd get all of them, but there's just like there's, I love the Darge Chargers in the 2000s. Their body, because I know, like, a lot of people would argue they love the old chargers.

They love the old, like, those old muscle cars. As traditional muscle car, I want, like, a 60s GTO judge. That looks fucking awesome. I love the body of, like, say, like, late 60s, like a 69 or something like that. And then, like I said, the Selica. Oh, that looks cool, yeah. Yeah.

The GTO judge? Yeah, that should look sick. So I definitely would want to have that. So that's probably like the only toy car that I would realistically have. So I do want to get my Selica again just because I wish I never sold it. But I thought I was, I thought I was going to move in Trek across Europe. So I sold my car. And then I didn't end up, I don't know, I forgot why I didn't end up doing it.

Whatever, it doesn't matter. And then, uh, and then just, uh, just some type of pickup truck for easy moving. Yeah, this type of thing. What do you got? Kind of like Fleetwood. Oh, yeah, that's that. Okay. That's the kind of thing.

That's that era of cars. That looks fucking so cool. That's 6070s eras of cars. It's definitely like, I love the look at this thing. Love seeing, but like these are gone forever. Grandpa's in there.

My mom had an oldsmobile. Sorry, my mom's had an oldsmobile that looked like fucking dope. It looked like mob shit. Yeah. And, I don't, how did I ask her about that?

Because I completely, that's like a memory that just got unlocked. I forgot that we used to roll around. I forgot that too. My dad had a Cadillac for like, I think like a year or something. And then he hated it. So he got rid of it.

Oh, really? hated it? Yes. I guess I mean, I guess they probably were more trouble than they were worried. You can run over a, you know, you know. He traded those kinds. I think you got a Volkswagen Jeddah afterwards, which is hilarious.

Oh, really? Yeah. That has a vet. That's like fucking soup to shit. And when he turns on, it sounds like lightning strikes. I hate those. I hate loud cars for the sake of love. Every time I see a guy in a loud car, I actually actively, like, I can feel like this almost like this primal like need to hunt. Yeah.

You know what I mean? where like that guy needs to stop breathing now and I need to do it. The car is sick. I put them. It's fucking loud as hell. I put a proximity bombs in their tailpipe. Yeah, that's crazy.

And when does it go off? So to give them a fair chance, I put in a random part of the city for the proximity for it to trigger. So it's, you know. They genuinely have no clue. They're not to die. There's for real.

There's a possibility that they may not die either. This person. dies and they don't even know they're dead they still think they're driving their car isn't the craziest that was the last fire it is that man it's a really good day I love this fucking car I spent money on and then light and then light and then nothing peaceful serenity then you're afraid of somebody uh has put a car mom in your thing to you like before you start your ignition you feel a little I feel like I hate it anywhere in you're enough for that.

Like, I think that's for people that are really out here making moves. Yeah, you're an FASA piece of shit. Like, I'm not that kind of guy, you know. It's like fucking Tony Soprano thinking he's going to have a good dinner. It's like, nigga, you're cooked. How dare you believe you're going to have a dinner with your family at a place in the public? You deserve this. I still need to watch that series.

Good show. I know I've heard great things. Good show. Yeah. I feel like it's one of those things like I missed it. I'm fine. I don't need to see it. Probably it doesn't, it doesn't translate just as well as like some things, you know?

Yeah. I think breaking bad translates better. A lot more modern. And it doesn't have that weird aspect ratio shift that, that happened with a lot of, like, the wire. Yeah. It was shot in four by three and then it, like, expanded. And it was just like, oh, man. Dude, no, I can't.

I can't. I love the wire. That is one of my favorite shows, but that's also a show that, like, that's another way to finish. Technically, like, it just, they have to translate well. Like, I think the reason why people like sopranos, a lot of Hispanic people in the time of it, like seranos, obviously. There's a cultural, like, connection to, like, that kind of, like... My family doesn't care about sopranos at all.

Mafioso shit, really? They like mafioso stuff, but they just didn't care about the sopranos. My cousins love that. They were more like Goodfellas people or, like, you know, godfather people. Like, my dad loved the godfather. He didn't give a shit about the soprano. My cousin, fucking, my cousins love that. So there's them very many, uh, how many mob shows are there?

You know what I mean? Uh, there's, uh, there's mob life. There's a mob psycho. Uh-huh. There's a monk. Whichever. Monk, yeah, monk, monk, monk, gangsta fellas. Gangsta fellas is a good one.

I really like that one. Because seven seasons, it's crazy. Seven seasons of Gangsta fellas and that movie. And the movie. And the movie. I forgot. It was a prequel and it was a prequel series. It was a prequel movie to the series and then there was a sequel to the show.

Because for me, I personally don't love mob shit. I actually don't like it that much. And I don't really love hood shit in general. Yeah. But hoodshed I can at least relate to a little more, obviously. So it's like the idea of because I like the wire. I do like Supranos too. I think that show was really good.

I don't like The Godfather that much. But I think it's a very slow movie. It's very ambiance based, which it's respected, but still a good film. There's not enough. But it's not like, it's not my thing, you know? It's too, like, it's too natural. Like, I don't know, like that's... It's too real, yeah.

It's, I just don't like it. There's not enough, like, wizards running around. There's nothing... Yeah. Yeah. Fucking, uh... Go. Hit me, dude.

Hit me. Yeah, fucking Don Corleone. is not fucking like zapping people or hovering while he's, you know. He damn near zapping people actually. You know, he's that, they got the toll booth disappeared. That was part of the day of my daughter's wedding. And he's like, he's reciting. He's on like a ball in the air.

Like he's floating. Dude, I think about sunny at the toll booth pretty regularly. Like, just like that scene is so crazy. It's such a mess. He gets, what the whole is puttinous. He gets so swissed up. It's crazy. It's crazy.

It's great. Anyway. It's not my kind of thing. I watched it. I respect it for it. It is. I like that movie. A lot of people,

I need to watch the second one again because it's just not, it's not hitting like me. Like people are like, this one's really good. It just doesn't hit. It's not hitting for me. You're just boring movies, man. That's it. I don't know.

I don't know why. It just doesn't. Got part two specifically? Yeah. I hear people. Have you watched it? I watched it and I was just like, this is not hitting for me in the way that everybody talks about it.

The first one. it kind of feels like it shouldn't have been a series. You know what I mean? Because that movie ends perfectly fine. I agree. And then they're just like, all right, it's like Last of Us kind of in some sense.

Or like you get like Last of Us 2 and then you're like, we don't really need this. Yeah. It could have been a great one off. I think a lot of things could just be one and done. I think so too. I think Dead Space. Like who's perfect?

People want to do. People want to make them that make sinners too. And I'm like, don't make another one. Sinners too. What would that even be? It's more sinners. Oh,

like modern sinners? Like, because they like him in the future? That sucks. That sucks so hard. No one wants to see that. 90s features. I think it could be

I think it could be interesting but also like you don't have to do that. You can't. The answer is no. No, you can make it interesting. I don't care. Because it needs to be disincentivized. This like fucking sequelize everything.

It needs to stop. Because you shouldn't sequelize everything, right? But I think a lot of stories can be further expanded upon but also the same time you got to do that right. Because you can just not expect. You can spend on things. I'm like, oh, this shit in it.

Like Last of Us. They just shits the bed of it. But it could have been done well. That is the problem with things like that. Whatever. Whatever. You're dumb. Because Shrek could just be Shrek. That is true. But they made Shrek too, which is just a better movie.

Yeah, but that's so rare. Agreed. It has to be done well. The kid stuff to me, I don't mind. Well, Shrek is a kid's movie technically, but like, the movie's very easy, especially part two. It's a kid show. It's very easy for a movie.

It's definitely a kid's movie, but there's the difference. There's the, there's the, there's the demographic of like two to like seven or whatever you know that there's like nick junior and then there's the stuff that's still for kids but adults can enjoy it you know what i'm like like like like sponge bob or things like that like because it's made by adults so obviously there's gonna be adult humor in it uh but i usually don't mind even if i don't like it's for the kids anyway this is this is not for me yeah it's not for me so it's fine it's cool when it hits but it's not like say something respectable and you're like man i really wish they would have left that the

fuck good fellas too two two good fellas two two two two two Two good. Two raging bulls. Two raging bulls. Two. What is it? What is it? Heat squared.

Turn your speed two. Two of them departed. I can't believe they did that. And I saw it in theater. What do you mean? You saw that in theater? Cruise control. What do you mean?

Speed two. Cruise control. I thought you said speak to. And I was like that really fucked up book about that girl getting sexually arrest at that fucking. Did you read Speak in school? No. Why the fuck would I read a sexual assault book?

It's a, it's a, it made you sexual assault in school. They made you read it. Act it out right now. Come up. Come up. That's what I'm saying. I want to know.

I would know about your teachers. Actually, I think I did read speaking. You weren't read speak. That's a fucking. So it's speak. Like, it's a book about a girl who goes to a party.

She gets like drunk and then she's sexual assaulted. And it's just like really fucked up like how the school ostracizes her. And it's like, oh, this is a really fuck. It's a fuck the book, but it's kind of like. It's like one of those things were like if she stops speaking, she explodes so she has to always speak. Yes. Yeah.

She never shuts up and everybody hates her. Take all the weight of it out. Yes. Yes. That's exactly. Oh my God. You're always talking about your sexual assault. We don't care.

That's why we did it. It is going back. There's probably places that are really like that. Not probably, dude. You go to Midwest, man. They get down sometimes. Yeah.

Shut up. Shut the fuck up. I'll do it again. You want some more, bitch? Really? It's better to go. fucking find a face changer and let it kill you and fucking walk around as you

and go to school there. You know me? You know me? Cleetus. The neighborhood ripest. They just have, he's like a, he's like the village idiot.

They just leave him alone. They think he's just completely harmless because they don't view women as people. So like, he's a good old guy. No, that's just the neighborhood rapist, Cleetus.

Yeah, don't mind you don't pay him no mind. You leaving me. He'll leave you, be. He got to keep out. He out here taping and raping. He ain't doing not wrong.

You got to walk at least 30 minutes outside of his peripheral radius. He won't give you no problem. Pay, you know mine. How far? 30 meters. That guy's a fucking... Which is a crazy distance. He's a hound, bro.

That is like a really long fucking way. That's way too... That's like... That's almost a football field. Because what's a meter? Like, one meter is like three feet, right? Or something like that? One meter is three.

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Yeah, one meter's three yards. Is it three yards? No, it's, I don't think that's right. Yeah, a meter's three yards.

If I'm not mistaken. No, I feel like that can't be right. True. Absolutely. You could be right. I don't know. Because a tall person, a really tall person is like two meters or something. Yeah, a yard is crazy.

I think the yard. Okay, sorry, I think I've been versed. I think that was, wait. You're just wrong. No, you're right. A yard is three feet if I'm not mistaken. I can be wrong. Do you say a yard is, is three feet, yes.

Yes. Yes. But a meter is not three yards. Yeah, yeah. That's, that sounds right. Yeah. The meter is about like a foot like what you said. What did I say?

You said three feet. I said three feet. I said three feet. Which is about right because I know like somebody who's really tall is like two meters something. Sure. Yeah. I don't remember. Whatever.

Yeah. Point is you got to say 30 meters away from here. Sorry Europeans. I know you're freaking out right now. The rest of the world. Sorry. The rest of the world you're probably like freaking out right now. Yeah.

Yeah. A meter is 3.2 yard. Yeah. Two feet. Seeing one like somebody's really tall. They're like above two meters and like really tall ass muffing. A yard is a little bit less. A yard is a little bit less.

less than a meter. So they're about, they're like, well, because yard, a yard is a fucking imperial, yeah,

bullshit. Yeah, and a meter is about like the regular one. That's still insane. Well, you say 30 meters away from him.

He won't pay you no mind. Don't wear no strong smelling collagnes, though either. Keep that collagny your minimum. So many stipulations to not. Anger this guy. Don't make,

don't make too much noise up, up above 17 decibels. He won't bother you. If you find yourself, crossing the 30 meter threshold definitely in the 25 meter area just make sure you're quiet

walking around on cat's feet you gotta be real quiet I think it's a berser remember this is only for women if you're a man he'll pay you no mind he'll have a brew with you

he'll have a beer he'll share his life story he's a good guy if you so much has had beside all that raping stuff if you so much has got even a slight male bit about you he won't pay you no mind those masculine

girls off on the corner over there they're fine they're fine he doesn't even really acknowledge them they're wearing camouflage around him that's how crazy is he's like a witch and fucking leopard dead basically he's a fucking berserker it's charging knocking over cars

oh boy serious like a fucking warthog for fucking for truffles sure it's good and instead of exploding you like a berser like you're just raped like you just a man grab to rape once he passes you

you're done he doesn't even he doesn't even do it he just it's like it happens in like one frame yeah instant and you know it happened

but like you feel thoroughly violated you're upset no camera is it's a dreaded aspect to really see what happened it's an AOE

a dreaded aspect when you get in a certain range you get the rape thing over your head don't you pay me no man do you say aOE like

AOE can multiple people be affected yeah absolutely absolutely Anyway, let's move on to this question. We're going fucking crazy. Got too many Expedition 33 spoiler cast

to watch, Rodin. He says, what's popping three queeros? Going to call out Sween in episode 328 when he completely fucked up Spider-Man and meeting Mephisto. In one more day, Aunt May got shot by Kingpin and Spider-Man beats his ass.

Kingpin doesn't shoot her. He's wrong already. He hired someone to shoot Spider-Man. However, no one on the Avengers is able to save Aunt May from dying, Reed and Strange said, Lull, sorry, bud. I don't think that's a real quote.

Lul, sorry, bud. He laughs. This guy, he's already wrong. Then when Peter was desperate, Mephisto appeared as a little girl and said, I'll save the old bird if you give me your marriage with M.J. Yeah, yeah.

So he is right. You were wrong. No, he. No, because I, because I listened to it back. Did I not say that Mephisto? is the reason why he said I was like... You said, would you give up something to save everybody?

No, I was... That's what you said. You might have misspoke, but you were wrong. No, no, no. What I said was I was talking about the one of Bavall meeting him and what the one of Bavall said in that interaction. I know that for sure. Well, then you misspoke then because you misattributed two different things.

So Mephisto does do that, but first and foremost, he does not go to read and he goes to Tony. So this guy is wrong. And what I'm going to do is, to prove you're wrong, I'm going to bring a comic in next time to record, and I'm going to show the page so I can make fun of you. He's not going to do that. So what is your name? Your name is, I'm going to make you feel really bad because he does not go to read,

and he does not go to Strange. He goes to Tony because he was on Tony's team during Civil War. And Tony's like, I'll at least front the bill for her being in the hospital, but I can't save her. And the reason why he can't save is because a long time ago, Aunt May got a bloodshund from Peter making her blood irradiated so they can't use regular people's blood. I know this for certain because I've read it like four times. But you open a candleup ass to yourself. You also change the mic, the camera.

You're a bitch for that. I'm still going to do it. What do you mean? You changed the camera to me because I was pointing out the camera. But it's fine. I'm still going to bring it. I'm going to make you feel dumb. So prepare yourself.

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It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2020. will build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Fucking nerd. You don't got you don't got to call people out when you don't know what you're talking about. You're probably watching YouTube video. And that's fine. I didn't see a lot of people in the comments saying that you were wrong about the specific thing. you said, and you were, because I did look it up. But I think you just misattributed two different.

You misspoke everything. Because you were talking about two separate things. He does meet the one above all in that interaction beforehand. But right after that, he runs him, Mephisto takes the marriage away. Sure. Because I wasn't talking about the marriage. I was talking about the fact that I may got shot,

like him meeting the one above all. Right, but that wasn't. I didn't bring up Mepisto. That wasn't, yeah, yeah, sure. I really couldn't give a, it's amazing how little I care. Like, you'd be able to put me in our circus. As like the man who cares so little. The man who cares the least.

That's amazing. That's terrifying. I care so little. It's magical. I do want people, listeners, to understand. Like, this is, when something like this happens, this is good, this is fun. But I think you need to understand from a perspective, especially as people who are content creators, we understand we're humans.

We understand we're people. We're going to get things wrong when we speak. because we're not, you know, it's not like on paper and you wrote an essay and you're reading something back. You're going to get shit wrong all the time. Yeah. I need you to understand that largely, we don't care. Well, there's a lot of people who wrote in about one of the last episodes

about like the U.S. tax thing. What was it? The taxes in the U.S. Like, or when you move away, you still have to pay taxes. And most of them are like, yeah, you do have to pay taxes. Taxes to what? I don't know. I'm just telling you what the reality is.

Did they say to what? To the federal government. I think if you keep citizenship. What? I'll let the audience decide. No, that's what I'm saying. If somebody tells me specifically, like, oh, no, do you have to pay for this? And I'm like, oh, shit, let me look into that.

But as far as anyone is concerned, it's like, say, you move, you are no longer a citizen to a country if you move away for a specific amount of time. The only thing I know. Unless you, hold on, if you keep like dual citizenship. Yeah, that's what it is. If you have some sort of tie to something within there, you can pay taxes for something. But say, for example, if you are a homeless person but a citizen of your country, what taxes are you paying? I don't know. I'm just saying, I want you.

I want so like those people, this is for those people. Yeah, go ahead. If you're a homeless person, right? You're just a homeless person. You live in the United States. Well, you're transient. What taxes are you obligated to pay? And if you're not paying them, you're going to be, there's going to be a lien on your

phantom bank account or you're going to be in fucking jail. They're going to garnish your wages. If you're going to come up with you, you're all from taxes, bro. I don't have. a house and it's drag you put you in jail. I need people to understand that. The people that are saying that, I'm like, if you have no ties, you're a homeless person, you don't pay taxes. I think that's a very specific circumstance, though. It's a circumstance meaning you have no ties to pay taxes to. I think that's contextual. Like if you have your citizenship and you're

getting income bait or have something that ties you to the country, you pay taxes. I'm telling you. You have property. If you have a wage, if you belong to a specific state and you're a citizen of state, you have to, like say if you don't have a insurance and you live in California, if you don't have health insurance, you live in California, you get taxed. You get, you get a penalty of hundreds of dollars. So there's stuff like that, depending on where you live, just by existing and being a part of the system, being a citizen. So there's stuff like that. So like people saying, oh, you start the Bay Taxes and I'm like, if you give me a specific example, like if you saw a specific example, I'm like, oh, let me look into what they're saying.

and then if I learn something new I'm like oh I didn't know that but I just also know as somebody who a homeless person has no obligation to pay taxes because they fucking can't because they have nothing to pay taxes for Yeah but not everybody who would leave the country

is homeless No but meaning the people that are paying taxes probably have a tie to something If you don't have a tie to anything like a homeless person you don't pay taxes I think your tie is having been a citizen I think that's literally all that they need I'm just telling you based on like the people

that I know who have moved away and that have spent like years like living like with no U.S. citizenship they got like dinged later on because they just didn't. But it's like for what? See the thing is the lack of not saying for what could clear everything. I think there was a whole purpose of thing.

There's an exit tax apparently that like when you are leaving you have to pay a tax to leave and if you don't, I guess there's tax for that. Okay. I haven't heard that but I have no knowledge so I can't say to me it's like to me I think about it. That's open ended. Yeah to me I think about it is like does the U.S. suck enough to have a stipulation

like that. And to me the answer is like probably. This is what I'm whatever. For my interpretation. I'm also just never moving away. Right. For my interpretation, it's what happens a lot of times is people don't pay attention. And they think they're getting taxed for no reason. And there is a very specific reason, but they're stupid.

I think that's like what. There's a lot of times where people have all these back taxes and like, what the fuck's all this? And I'm like, bro, you weren't paying XYZ. And it just piles up until it's paid. Yeah, I'm seeing you have to pay a what to go. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's

coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question. of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum?

By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are. recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs.

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. You have to give paying exit tax, but you can still receive Social Security So, yeah, apparently, if you're not getting any benefit from the American country, you have to pay an exit tax and then you pay nothing mess to the country. But you're no longer American citizen. Right. It's just like, so. It's like treason. Like technically treason.

I imagine. I imagine people who moved and they're paying some sort of tax. They owe for some reason. There's something. Like maybe they still might even have property in the United States. And they're like, I can't believe if they're still paying taxes. Well, you own properties. They're going to pay property taxes.

There are, if you live in a specific state and if you own something, if you're tied to anything, you can pay for that state you don't have your insurance that doesn't make sense the idea of that Of course it doesn't make that's the whole thing where I'm like What what does? That's true That's also that's kind of my rebuttal of that It's like what the rebuttal of that is like what None of this fucking makes sense

You're right about the not making like it doesn't make sense On a fair level But there's still if as long as somebody say for example If somebody could like In those comments that we're saying about that If they give a specific example Then it's like it can be a real conversation But when people just say things like

No you're wrong you do it's nothing. It's useless. It's useless information. Well, it's not even information. It's just you saying a thing. And I'm like, damn, we could actually have an interesting or look something up if somebody had an example. But when they're just saying like, oh, I've got these comments saying like, that's not true. And I'm like, then say.

Isn't it all right? There's people yelling into the wind. It's like, it's how it works. I thought we didn't care though. Do you remember? That's what I'm trying to get. Remember, I remember I started off with saying that like what would happen with that is interesting and it's entertaining. It's like good content.

but like largely so it's not just about I thought we didn't care see that seemed like I gotcha but I started off by saying when it becomes good and interesting when it's something to work with sure it's entertaining don't try to gotcha me nigga that's heavy I remember

that congressman who did that ooh that was cool oh did you hear the John Reddickor didn't bring that up here we brought up at the end it was like new so you didn't know what the fuck oh my dude it's it's straight up a hate crime

well here's it's like Straight up a heat crime. Here's thing, I was looking at some of the police investigations, and they were saying that, because it's kind of a he said, she said right now. So his lover is the one that the narrative is taken off completely. There's neighbors saying the John Red Court actor is insane,

and this was bound to happen, because they've had standoffs with guns before and other shit. Jesus Christ. Like, basically they're in the cops are saying there's no evidence that what the lover said is what happened, so they're still investigating. but the narrative already took off. And I feel like this is the thing that annoysmen. I'm like, I feel like even people that are reasonable,

I'm like, we can't, we can't keep doing this. Like it's the guy, the lover that is upset, said something. And I was like, well, that's not, that's not, I can't go off. Like his lover just got exploded. Like, yeah. And the dog, like, I can't, he's not the best credible source right now. Yeah, the dog sounds insane.

I just want to be like, what? That's the whole thing. It sounds insane. Did the dog get off the leash and the guy shot it? No, but it's just that the skull was on a thing or something, right? I'm like, how do you get the skull? It takes a while. To be fair.

I want to be fair, though, to the, to the, to his lover. I think the reason why I was so easily believed because it doesn't sound that out of office. No, for Texas? No, I believe. I believe it. That is the thing where it's like, yeah, somebody being like, especially radicalized in today's climate.

Yeah. Fucking queers. Engine queer. Indian queers. What the hell is this black magic doing here? The idea of it is crazy The idea of still using a shooting someone It's so insane

That still feels so aggravated It sucks It was like a thing in Pennsylvania Where people were getting Arguing about like snow Dude that video Is one of the most wild To kill each other over snow

Like shotguns and shit No because one guy Because it was like shoveling snow On to the other person's inside of their They're fucking Like one side of property to other Like oh putting it on my side And they got into a heated argument

And then one guy shot the other guy Went in his house No he walked over to the other guy's shit Shot him went into his house and killed himself And I'm like Oh what is going on What a waste Right wasn't it during COVID?

Yeah yeah Of course fever pitch these guys He just wanted an interaction But then it's just Fuck out his social distance That makes me So upset Over snow

Yeah by the way Something that melts Melt It wasn't it wasn't like dude I could see getting into an altercation not necessarily to that degree but like an altercation at least if it's just like hey why are you shoveling like 15 pounds of shit

over like literally feces over your fence and onto my property was going on what are you doing but like it's like it's water dude yeah like it's going to melt it wasn't even it wasn't even like you put like imagine like imagine shoveling snow off your driveway and walking over to somebody else's driveway and putting it on their driveway like that's

malicious. I forgot how it was if it was right next door. Because I remember seeing a guy walk towards walk over. It looked like it was across the street from what I remember. So like it was weird. I don't remember. But he does it and then goes and he kills himself. And I'm like, bro, what is happening? The killing of the self thing, that's so infuriating. Right. He kills. Right. Doesn't the guy shoot himself? And it's like, if that's what happened, to me, because he's just like, I think he's what he did. Yeah, I think, yeah, clearly. My life's over. So then he just, and it's like, no, you don't get to deal. You did it. But it's like, you should

be able to resurrect that guy. Because it's like, no, no, no, you don't get to just check out after this. You can use necromancy on that guy to bring him back and suffer as a fucking ghoul. Yeah. That guy. Would it be ethical? The answer is no, obviously. I hike you.

But, like, if somebody did that, right? And we had technology to clone them and, like, like, copy them from, like, get, get all their memories up until they, like, the way the clones were that we were talking about before. If they think they're the same person. Yeah. Yeah. Like, they shoot themselves and then they wake up. and then they're like in a cell or whatever. No.

It's like, no, you can't get away with that motherfucker. If they think, if the consciousness truly changes over, like in that scenario, I think I can back it. I think that is so metaphysical that that's like a dangerous place to even like, put your toe in. And you put them,

and that is so not okay. And you put them in a body that's just a torso. So like they can't escape or they can't be like harmful to anybody. Because I feel like that's like that that, that opens. a floodgate that is like insane. You're not wrong. Because it turns into like torturing bad people throughout history. Are we going to torture

every European? Like are we going to like what the fuck? It's insane. Well, you can't do you can't get memories from bone necessarily. I mean like it needs to be pretty fresh. Yeah it has to be. You can't go back and like the brain still has to be relatively intact. I just think why don't we like

I just think instead of putting money to this universe why don't we like proper mental health and rehabilitated. No. Like, like, why? Like, that's... We're trying to, we're correcting, we're doing the, the, uh, dystopic sci-fi. You know, we're not doing the, we're not doing the, we're not doing Star Trek, okay? We're doing hard work here. We're doing hard work here. Where we understand that guns won't be abolished because we're stupid, right? Oh, I don't like this. So we're in the, we're in the universe where you can blast each other over

snow. And the way that we have justice is by the person that killed himself, like a fucking coward. Bringing them back in the form of a homunculus and then torturing it. Normally I'm not torturing necessarily. It's kind of brave to take your own life, go against their, no, not in that scenario. That guy's a bitch that didn't want to get, you know, molested in jail. He is a coward. That person is a coward for doing that. It's like, out there, you knew what was going to happen.

So then you're like, nah. So we do resurrect him via whatever that technology is. We break through. And then he gets molested every day. I like that one. Like, he has these quadriplegic. so he can't do anything about it. Oh my God.

I'm sorry. I saw one of those body cam. There's the emu body cam. It's a YouTube channel. I think I know what you're talking about. I don't know what the acronym stands. It's not an acronym, but, you know, abbreviation. I don't know what it stands for.

I forget. But it's all body cam channel. And one of this dude that just started working for like a nursing home for like a month. And he got fired. And they found out that this girl. who's severely handicapped where she can't speak or anything

this dude impregnated her his dude raped it and pregnant her so they found out and they're like oh my god they're like oh my goodness and then they were interviewing there was this guy I felt so bad for this one guy because he was crying he was so upset he was crying

he was so upset he was crying and he's like fucking nail the bastard right and then they find the dude and the dude's like oh he's like a boxer he's all like jacked and stuff and he was like, oh, I did pretty well. It started off really cordial. And they're like, hey, whatever.

They were talking. So they nail him later on. They take him down the station. He's on the cuffs and stuff. And the whole time, he's just praying to God. Like, oh, please, God. Please, you can be with me now. And it's like, nigga, you fucking,

right this fucking chick that can't even talk. Within a month of working there. That is. It wasn't like, he acclimated. And he, like, started to get the trust of everybody. He's like, no, I can't wait. That is so fucking crazy. It is, it was so wild.

The moments where the Roershack scene is happening in my head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get the fucking, you get the knife and then sticking in his fucking, oh, no. Does my humanity die right now? Is this where I just turned off that part of me? Like, I'm just going to go crazy now. Imagine Batman finding that guy and being like, let him live. Put him in a cell.

See, that is a problem. Like, Joker's killed so many people. That is why. Put him in Arkham asylum. That is why when people are like, oh, Batman's the greatest for of all time. I'm like, you are clearly fucking stupid. I would say he's...

You are traumatized. The most entertaining. I would never say. I would never say he's the best superhero. To me, his insanity is entertaining. It absolutely is. Yeah, it is. I can agree with that.

He's one of my favorites for that reason. I can agree with his insanity be entertaining, but I think when he tried, like, the moment it goes into like this moral high ground of like, if I kill him, there will be another killer left. It's like, dude, shut the fuck up. I don't know, personally. Like that, it turns.

me off personally as the joker gets added as soon as the joker's added to the conundrum of the world of Batman I already logged out because I'm like this guy has done so much harm that you've let happen that you've you've let this happen then the Jason Todd

thing that is crazy well to me like he's like I'm going to stop Jason too how's even more crazy how entertaining is that dude it's not entertaining at all you're fucking crazy I think the red hood is probably one of the best stories in it because it tackles that thing that people have been saying

for decades since it became like a you know Batman became cool like people are like why is the Joker still life what the fuck is happening? He's killed so many people and then he's killing people directly uh with that Batman loves and cares for

and then so then when Jason confronts him like what is wrong with you I'm gonna stop you I'm gonna stop because that is that should be a that should be a character assassination that should literally be like the moment this character doesn't hold any salt anymore

He's so mad at his son too Because his son's like Not a bitch, you know Since he grew up with the League of Assassins It's like his son's like Like Damien's like not a bitch right He was he was raised I don't want to say right

But in a In a realistic way Where he's like Bruce Wayne's still ultimately Like a rich pampered fucking little boy Yeah he's still ultimately Like a traumatized rich boy Damon you're such a You're such a bitch

It's like trying to validate You're such a bitch It's like for Spider-Man. Spider-Man is like, I don't want to kill people But he's like, I'm trying to kill carnage Because he's killing people.

Yeah. And I'm like, this is, this doesn't make sense to me. I still, I still- Like Venom. Venom is like one thing.

Venom hate Spider-Man really a lot, right? But he doesn't go around terrorizing other people pretty much. I still think, look, I will say to even to be fair to Batman and a lot of these people, to be fair,

to be fairest of the fair. You know, Gotham City is super corrupt at some point, you would think even Commissioner Gordon would be like, hey, yo, kill this nigga. You know, like, he just makes the call like, hey, take somebody. It is true.

It's weird that it has like the most moral police officers in the world somehow. No, it has, it has genuinely like three. Which is, by the way, which still. More than most cities. More than most cities. Yeah, Commissioner Gordon's actually a good guy to say. That's stupid.

He came from Chicago and was like Chicago's fuck and he came to God and he's like, this is hell. He went to Gotham. This is hell. He transferred from Chicago to Gotham. What the fuck does that say about Chicago in that world? I think he probably made Chicago better probably.

And he was like, oh, we could really do something if he'd go to these places. And they got him transferred. And Gotham has a bunch of fucking clowns running around. It's fucking insane. There's a nigger made of clay that turned it to his wife. Let's you fuck her and then tries to kill you. And it's like, why did you let me fuck you? I was bored

I had time I was bored I love that there's a clay man There is a clay There is a evil clay There is a villain named Clay Aiken Alfred Oracle

Where's where's Clay Akin's position He's doing some gay shit At the gay club He's gay Akin actually He's in Los Angeles He's in Los Angeles He's in Weho

I'm not going there I'm afraid to go out of side my city I'm afraid to leave I'm not leaving I don't know I just think that's really stupid. I love, I like Batman when he interacts with the drobbins. Like when he's around like Big Jason.

Didn't say that at all. Oh. I like when he's around Dick Grayson because I think him and that's just like, that's his actual son. And I think if he would have killed Dick Grayson, I think Batman would have probably tried to kill him. That's a take that people probably have. All right.

Well, this is too much comic talk. You think he only truly cares about Dick? Not only truly cares, but that's, that's his boy. That's his like. I mean, it's his original, you know, gay lover. I understand. His altar boy. I get that.

I mean, hey, bro, I don't look, man. Look, I know people don't want to tackle that, but come on, man. It's weird. It's definitely weird. It's kind of like a fucking Doc and Marty kind of. It's weird, but it's like dynamic. I actually agree with that. It's only weird because we live in such a fucked up version of this world,

but we live in the world where it's like crazy to think that there was a time where that probably wasn't, like it was weird, but it wasn't weird in the way that it is today. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, even just like back in the 90s, I bet like you could probably,

like even just like I feel this way about like children in general right it's like I never want to interact with the child ever yeah there's no context under no circumstances ever because I just I don't want even the perception there's anything weird there's no context outside of parenting someone to be interacting with a child exactly

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But what's funny is that it used to be so normal. Oh no, yeah. It used to be like it used to be so fucking normal. But I think it's always been kind of fucked up because humans have always been fucked up. I'm sure people have always been there to take advantage of that. We shouldn't really, we didn't think about all that stuff, right?

It's like, it's like when I think about, when I think about the scouts, like I didn't, I thought the scouts were just like, oh, it's kind of cool, like useful tools,

learn some shit. But then, I mean, I'm saying, but also at the same time is right with fucking, bro, predators, bro, I'm aware.

80,000 plus cases. I'm aware. Like, it's insane. When I, when I, even when I still. Well, to be fair to them,

that's not that many. Relative to how many scouts there's Relative to how many scouts there's 80,000 scouts Cretes and there's only 125,000 scouts. Can you imagine two thirds? How many? Two thirds? What actually is the ratio?

Like how many scouts are there? It's got to be a lot. For there to be 82,000 cases. Well, not anymore, but what I mean is for there to be 8,000 cases, I imagine there's got to be. That shit dropped and it dropped. There must be like at least a million. I'm, yeah, I'm hoping million millions.

I'm not even going to look. I'm not saying anymore. I'm saying, for the statistics that we're talking about. Like at its peak? I'm going to. Yeah, what's peak scout? I'm going to, I'm not going to look it up because I don't want to know. I don't want to know.

I don't want the number to be, I hope the number is significantly higher. What is the, Boy Scouts? Yeah, Boy Scouts. It might be. Scouts of America probably. Yeah, I know what they're called it. Dude, people are more mad that they took. It's just called the Scouts now than, because then they're being a boy and girl.

I mean, it makes sense. They got more upset about that than anyone trying to tell them about those fucking numbers. It's always how it is. It's like, I'm more upset about abortion and how many pastors are fucking kids. Scouting America, previously known as the Boy Scouts. I believe that they changed their name. Yeah. Currently, currently has just over one million youth members.

Okay. So you can extrapolate that maybe back in the day was probably more, maybe 1.5. And this is a current number, meaning that so throughout time, so millions and millions of kids have gone through it. Yeah. And so, yeah, that's what I would assume that. I mean, I was a Cub Scout for a little bit. I was a Cub Scout too. Yeah.

In New York City, that's the only way you get to like go do stuff like that in New York City. Like actually, there's one reason like I got to like. There was one kid that was always crying and scared, but like I just kind of like, whatever. I figured he was just weird. You guys need to go to therapy and unlock some memories. I really don't think I'm traumatized, but I feel like I'm going to go there and it's going to be like a three hour conversation. And if everybody's going to be like, bro, get out. He's got the therapist is going to say get out

He's gonna be too he's gonna be crying He's like I don't feel good I'm just crying You're making me feel you're really bumming me out I got I got two people after you And I gotta tell them not to kill them themselves After you've been talking Your therapist going like

Dude You're really killing the vibe right now man You're really fucking up my mellow right now dude I thought we were gonna talk about fucking I don't know like the Knicks Yeah then yeah We're gonna talk about the Knicks man Oh yeah

Coach of the Knicks Yeah Tom Tibido? Yeah Owner of the Timsdale Timito. Yeah, Tom Timbado. Yeah, that's a dumb fucking name. Timstale Timstall Timitome.

Yeah, you got fired. Who the fuck is that? Yeah, the Knicks head coach. Yeah, the Knicks head coach. Look, a lot of people are surprised, but personally, I'm not surprised because I think the main reason why they lost is because he's notoriously does not like to play his bench. So he has the bench that are just there just in case someone get injured. And he has his fucking main team is going on fume. Yeah.

Like that lights can do the one of everybody was making. fun of, he was cooked by the end of the fucking... Yeah. He was like, he's... He needs to, like, get off his feet so he doesn't injure himself. That's essentially why they lost. They had a couple of, like, Carl Anthony Towns had a knee injury. Jalen Brunson was tired of shit. Like, let's say,

when at the end of the fourth quarter, your legs are done. You can't shoot well anymore. You can't get in position and stop the defense from running like wild than you, like the fucking Pacers. So he just loved a bunch of people on the bench? So he like, yeah. At the very end, he finally started rotating deep. And then they were doing pretty well. But it was

too late. They lost the first two games and one game they lost dude, in like two minutes to go they were up by significant points but they were so tired, they couldn't defend well, this one guy who's not even the best three-point shooter was draining. He fucking drained

like as if he was just God, like he had fucking mods on. He was curry. He made five in a row in the last couple minutes and then they fucking tied the game with overtime and then they won eventually. And I think that was a moment that I think that was the moment when they're like if they don't win this series, Tom's fired.

Tom Timbertoe was fired. So it didn't matter. Like that was such a horrible game. It was one of, it was the literally, they blew the biggest lead with a little bit of time left in history. They made history by like botching of the biggest game. Oh well. Damien Sawyers. Hey man, your boy Timothy Shalamey, man.

That's your boy, right? I thought you guys were like best friends or something. Me and Timothy Shalemay? Yeah. Didn't you guys used to like fucking, do PVP on Xbox or something? They went to the boys guys together. You guys went, oh, yeah, yeah. I wonder if he's, though.

Is he okay? No. He's dating a Kardashian, so. He's not okay. He's fucking, he's in trouble. I wonder how long has he got before he's drained. What's the appeal? What are the Kardashians?

So, I mean, it's very obvious. No, what I mean is when you're like a, when you're, I don't know if he's Chalemi at all, but you would assume he's somebody who's like, I don't have, prolific actor now. I don't have the, uh, the aspirations to date a famous celebrity if I become famous. You know somebody who I don't know I guess I don't have

I don't think you guys have that feeling Do you? What is it? Say you became an A-list celebrity Do you now feel like you want Like say have you ever had a goal Like do you want a data A-List celebrity? Hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell Host of Smart Talks with IBM

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research Jake Mbata We discussed his vision For the future of quantum computing At IBM research what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the, you know, it's the, you know, experience the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

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Well, yeah, that's, I think the opportunity arose. I don't think I would necessarily, it depends on who it is, I think. I don't think of celebrities as humans. So like, it's, all right. Like, they're not people like you and I are people. They're people like. They are, like. They exist.

I know they exist. They deserve rights and all that shit. But they're not people that you interact with every day. They're the kind of people you see existing in an everyday interactions. Yeah. So, like, that's not what I aspire towards. Like,

I don't aspire to be friends with, like, celebrities. I'd like to meet people that, like, like, I'd like to talk to Kendra mar about music. But I don't really aspire to be his friend.

You don't want to date, Kendra Gilmar? You don't want to date? Let's see, that's weird. Like Kim Kardashian, I might have wanted to fuck her for a period of time, but I wouldn't want her to be my girlfriend.

And, like, I sit down and watch movies with her, and I talk to her about me loving D&D and shit. Like, I don't, they don't exist like that in my brain. To me, it's like, I think of it this way, like Timothy Shalome, since he was building Xbox controller since you saw that old content of his or whatever, you would assume you kind of have an idea of some stuff that he might be into and he played games and all this shit. I just feel like the Kardashians absolutely don't do any of that stuff and they don't care about any of that shit. So my thing is, oh, this seems like just like a pointless clout move. and you're not actually interested in these. I mean, she's relatively attractive. She's very rich.

I don't care. But that's you. But that's you. But that's what I'm saying, though. That's why I asked you guys. I'm like, is this something that you're interested in? There's a person that is rich and just attractive

and now you want to fucking date. I wouldn't close the door on it if something happened and I happened to strike a cord with, and something happened to strike with somebody that famous. So like you're like, say for example, you know like, I wouldn't see it out. You're not going to have common interests.

But like you're okay with dating people like, well, I don't know if we have common interest or not. Yeah, you don't know them as people. And that's like the big thing. Well, they kind of, they have like shows and stuff and they kind of show what they're all about. But that's scripted and shit like that to a degree. Well, to me, this is what I mean. This is what I mean.

People that are like A-list celebrities and like say, I don't see all the time Henry Cavill, but we know he's like, oh, I dabble with this. I play some games. I see. I like Warhammer like 40K. I know what he's about. There's like Jack Quaid. I know what Jack Quaid's about? Oh, yeah.

You know what I mean? But I don't see it in his media. But they're more personal. They're more personable people. There's a lot of people that are like. that is what I'm saying there's a lot of people that just live like regular people but they're just rich and famous right sure they show their common interest online whenever it arises and those people like the Kardashians is nothing of that stuff yeah they don't show any interest

in that stuff and it's like deep down they could be hiding it for some weird fucking reason why it depends on how you why I don't know I got a billion dollar fucking dynasty for no fucking reason I don't I really have no idea I have no concept what I mean I'm just saying if you're doing if we're doing Atkins Razor, it seems kind of like what it's just, oh, I have the opportunity to do this. I'm going to do it. Sure. And it's like, yeah, it's just, it's just, it's just dumb. Also, I think I think I'm very real. I think it's gonna work out is, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's low. I think a lot of, I think a celebrity relationships are just for clout. Like, they don't even date really. They're like, oh, we're together in public. We're not really together. Sure. Like a Logan Paul, uh, who's it was a Tana mojo or was it somebody else? I don't remember. I don't know. I think it was her. I think they did that mock wedding. It was Jake. It was Jake. Who did I say? What did I say? What did I said Logan? Oh, Jake Paul, yeah.

Same, same shit. Same shit person. To me, they're finally different now. Because, like, Jake Paul is just some dumb ass boxer that I never think about anymore. And Logan Paul's, like, scammed people. And he's, like, on WWE and all this stuff. And he's, fucking superstar. It pisses me out.

He's so rewarded for like, like, Jake. I was like, as far as I know, Jake has not scammed people anymore. Anymore. He's like, like, anymore. He's not doing dumb shit. That's such a low bar, though. Like, like, oh, I don't scan people anymore. I will take it.

I will take the renowned racist than the person continuing to be racist. You know what I'm saying? I guess. Well, the renounce. Renounced. Renowned. I actually caught that a little bit. I was like, wait, did I say that?

And then I'm glad you said that. He's got a golden vow thing. He says renounced. Renounced. I meant to say, yeah. He renounced a renounced racist. You know, I learned that word. I learned that word from fable.

because you earn renown. Yeah. Okay. I remember that. I mean, what's the fuck does that mean? Anyway, Damien Sawyer's writing.

He says, Hey, Gay Threesome. I am currently playing Grand The Thief Auto, the Grand Theft Auto Games. Oh, is that my mail? Yeah, it just kind of like, for some reason,

my brails. What am I looking at? Oh, yeah, fuck, whatever. Yeah. Hey, Gaye Thurseam. I'm currently playing, I'm currently playing the Grand Theft's Auto games

because Gtta 6 has finally got a release date. What are some of your fond memories of any of these games? I remember going into the... I remember going into the... I remember going into the hospitals and basically playing gears horde mode with the cops all the time in GTA. And four? I love how everybody has this experience.

I love this person. That's like one of those things. Like you ever, I've seen this comment on a couple of videos where it's like, damn, no, I have no unique experiences. Oh. You know, where it's just like somebody will bring up like a hyper specific thing that they do and then like millions of people relate to it. It's like, I only thought I did this. Oh.

I love that this this luring cops into a hospital is just something that everybody who played GTA for I like it because to me it has it has a couple of implications number one that people found

the convenience of that corridor they just they understood and one thing that universally people like blasting cops in those games yeah like so so what's the selling point honestly it kind of I spent that's why Lily plays that game

she fucking loves GTA just to kill police officers. It's insane. It's so funny. I love that. For me, that got boring for her. It's like, I watched her play DTA 5 and it's like, it's like a kid opening a new present every time. It's like, dude, how are you not bored doing it? It's so fun. It's funny, man. There's just, there's something like so

satisfying about it. It is. It's a fun thing to go to. Do you guys have a go-to place when you play GTA 5? Did you have a go-to place? I haven't played enough five. I don't know five the way I know four. Four, obviously, the long strip where you see how fast you can go down the strip. without crashing. I forgot what that area is. It's supposed to be

sometimes plays in Midtown in real life. But it's like one straight, long-ass fucking street directly in the middle of the mat that you just zoom down and see if you can make it down there driving as fast as you can

without crashing. And I do that with my friend all the time and I made it down there maybe twice. Those cars too in GTA4 are so specific. Like they're heavy. They feel like physics too.

I love the way they feel. I thought J. I thought J.5 felt a little bit too like Arcady. To me, It was also, I just, it was way too easy to die. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines.

Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the time? timeline of this technology. There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Contum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's work?

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Yeah. And you'll be okay. You can, I remember seeing videos a long time ago of people, of people like going so fast and then hitting something, then flying through the windshield and then skitting for miles on like Nico's back. Yeah. And he just gets up.

Yeah. No, you can't do that in five. My favorite one is when you do that and you immediately hit another car and you're fine. You're unscathed. You like hit the thing and you hit the front of a car. You're like, ah, brother, let's go ball. And it's like, what the fuck is going off? That's a video game to me.

I'm like, yeah, give me, I don't need it to be like, you get shot like three times GTA 5 now. You're like fucking dead almost. It's going to be so realistic in GTA 6, 6. I'm not going to get shot in the knee and then you're going to bleed out. You got to go to the hospital. You got a surgery? Oh, God. You gotta go into debt?

I really, I don't think I'd get fucking finished that game. Did you guys play that story? That's story, better be real good. Right. Right. Did you guys play like Lost in the Dammit and Ballad of the Gat Tony?

I didn't finish. I never finished. I finished. I finished both of them actually. I should actually do that. I think I finished both of them. Yeah. I love them Ballade of Gate Tony when you fucking jump out of the fucking, um, you have the

parachute and then you jump out somewhere high and you're pretty much flying through the city. You're like fucking flying through the city, but you're not. You're just falling in a, direct excuse me the direction really well i so wanted you to throw up there like every time you do that i really like i pray like it's like i hope this is when this is it this is it i don't really throw it man i'm sorry i give myself throw up one day i can't do it anymore i'm gonna i'm gonna sneak um i don't know what epicac into your fucking food damn into your water yeah and your that is so water that's so

bad because epicac is like fucking painful is it bad you literally vomit yeah but they give it the people that have ingested poison and shit. Yeah, but vomiting isn't that bad. Yes, it is. Not compared to, like, I don't know, being shot in the face with a gun. I mean, yeah, that's the ultimate bad, probably, pain other than getting a nuke dropped on you.

I bet that doesn't hurt, actually. Yeah, you're probably paper eyes. I feel like it's like a nice breeze. I bet it's like a sting. Like, almost like when you, like, when you, you, like, pull a hangnail a little bit too hard. Yeah.

And then for like one frame, it's that, and then it's peace. I wonder, yeah, I do wonder about that surprise. feeling a really bright light, you know, like, E! Oh, my God. It's like the HBO fucking choir. It's like when an electric car starts up,

when it fucking hums at you. Oh, yeah, that's stupid. Did you, um, I restarted my HBO Max subscription just because I was like, I'll get it for this month. There's a lot of stuff to catch up on. Yeah, sinners on her. Is it?

Yeah, came out today. I wonder if it's lit any better. The, um... The outside with the vampires is not lit well, but I think that's fine. I can see it. It was good. But I think, I think literally.

the screen that I was like watching that was But I think that's the point. The point is it's supposed to be dim so you can see the vampire's fucking eyes. Whatever, you're gay. You're gay. Yeah. Oh. You feel mean for saying that. That's how you twisted around on something. Yeah. So? Yeah. But I was watching the rehearsal that Nathan. Have you seen it? I think he's a one. Season two is fucking crazy. I don't know how they continue from season. You know Nathan field it, right? Nathan for you? Yeah, we talked about this a little bit. Because it gets cartoonish at the end of season one.

Season two is crazy. Like, I honestly am surprised he didn't end up on like a terrorist. Like, the shit that, like, he managed to literally fly a, like a passenger plane. Like, he flew as a pilot. It's crazy. It's a crazy show. I highly recommend it. But, um, okay, so what is this?

Uncle Adams. Oh, real quick. Oh, the Gt of 4 stuff. Yeah. Uh, the, uh, the, I want. people to try if you haven't uh so if you haven't done you so there's the corridor in gtta four i want people to try this if you haven't done this yet so um you know when you go to your safe zone your safe uh what is they call the safe home safe house or something safe house or safe house you're not

supposed to have guns in there or weapons you just immediately like you put them away or something that usually happens or something you can't take them out yeah i agree if you run in with one so just run in with your machine gun or whatever something like that you'll still have it so go to Franklin's house, run in with it. Oh, in five. In five. Yes,

so I'm saying, if you haven't tried this in four, like if, sorry, if you haven't done anything in five, I want to give you a place to this is a really good place

to fun with the cops in. So you go to the back of, you know, you go to the back of Franklin's house right before the kitchen, right before the kitchen. So you're in the hallway. And there's,

there's the hall they can go through where the mom's sitting, watching TV or whatever, and there's one door right before you. But it's, it'll be enough time for why the cops are entering the door. You just,

funnel them there and you just blast them continuously and she's just there chilling watching TV or whatever doing her thing while the cops are coming in trying to kill you. That's a great place to do it. When Red Day came out, Derek posted a picture of all those fucking, the mountain of cops in the gun store. And I was like Derek, this is terrible. Standing on top of the pile too still trying to get you. And I'm like, bro, do you not see this?

Look at the math here, man. I can't do math. I can do that math. You know, like I'm not walking anywhere near that. That's probably that's, that is subtraction. That is, that is, you've probably killed every cop, period. Like, there's probably no more lawman. Right now.

It looks like Gary's Mod. It really doesn't look, it doesn't look like anybody could authentically, like earnestly, naturally by playing the game, get to that point. It's such a ridiculous amount of bodies. Let me see if I can find it. It was the game running slow. No, it was fine. It was okay.

The only time it was, it was in San Deney when I was, so I found a new place. I don't remember if this was a gun store as well, but it was like, it's a big fucking store. And then that one, it started to get a little bit because horses were able to like make it inside. Sometimes the horses would be running around to the dudes. I would do it at the graveyard. You know, we have to have the mission for the graveyard. I forget what happens there. You have to do some sort of graveyard mission.

I don't remember that one. You're like sneaking or something. Oh, is that when, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're sneaking. It was that. I do remember that. That's when you're doing it your stealth mission. But I do it there and it's funny. I'm like jumping off the fucking things. Yeah, you're like wanted already.

I think this is when you come back from Tahiti or not Tahiti but uh... Yeah. Cuba. Yeah. Cuba. I should fucking... He went to Cuba in that game. That's fucking crazy.

That is funny. I like... You were in Cuba with some black niggas. I like that it just did a complete side mission that. That's a whole arc. What the fuck am I doing? And then you're like, why are you in Cuba? He's like, we're just hop for a revolution.

And I'm like, what the fuck? fuck is... I should try and beat DJ5. I never actually got that far into it. I really don't like the character in that game.

It's fun. I liked it. I like it for what it... I think there's just like something about four that I really like the physics in four

and just like the... You can do more parkour in four too like you can't really climb shit and GT5 you can't really climb as much. I don't like Trevor. I barely like Franklin is...

I love Franklin's cousin. He's mad funny. His cousin's good. I like that. Yeah. I don't give a fuck about the the characters are the main problem for me honestly.

Like I don't really like them. Because Trevor's just annoying. I like him in small doses. He's like a Kramer. Like you wouldn't want to show around him. But like, Mike is this a fucking jackass. And then Franklin is just like

trying to do better but then constantly does the wrong thing. Help! He's, he's black. That's just like, he's like, no, he's literally in a place he shouldn't be.

And he's like, hey, I know I shouldn't be here. And he's like, ha, he's freaking out and pointing at him. I iconic. The fondest memory I have a GTA for those

like outside of those, of those hospitals is probably like, because me and my friends would go on to online and we would go to the, I remember this moment. You would wait by the, you'd wait by the fucking top area, by the fucking, there's one giant bank and you'd go on the roof and you'd wait

with people about the deposit money and you'd snipe them to. Oh, I mean, sure. I'm sure I did that. Everyone would do that. That shit was, it is so not okay that that was a real thing. Well, for me. And there was a gigantic vantage point by the ATM of the game. I was like, I'm just going to wait here all day and I would do it for hours.

my thing was like I, uh, we would go to the top of like a really high building, usually the Empire State building. And one of our friends would blast, uh, foo fighters, uh, there goes my heroes. And we would jump off and we would like aim for the bushes. Fucking, uh, the other guys. And it was so funny because like the sound of the music was so, it was like compressed through like the 360 mic so it just sounded fuck. But it was so funny.

And then it would just cut out the second person hit the ground. It's good. It's good stuff. There goes my... I have a picture of a... That is so crazy. That is disgusting. And then you get this and then...

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My guy. Standing on top. Standing on top still trying to get the dog done. And it's like, my, my dude, it's time to go. It's over. That is so crazy, dude. Go back to your family. That is merciless murder, dude.

That is just a mess. I just love how much they allow the bodies to pile in that game. Yeah, the physics of it. They don't stop. GTA 6 should be good for that. So when we, when we find the place, to funnel them, right? Oh, they better, yeah. It should be, it should be, it's because like, they're going to step it up, right?

They must. Yeah. If they don't, they're going to be hearing from me. I want the room to be. It was like watching this guy playing hitman where he filled an entire room of like just body. It was so many. It was so many bodies. None of them disappeared. And then I think he like threw like a grenade or something. And I got to find this scene because it's. That sounds amazing. That guy. God, I love it. God, I love it. If I say his name, the YouTube, people know who I'm talking about, because he had that the wild, wacky West video of Red Dead 2.

That guy. Oh, nice. Those crazy mods. Yeah. Yeah, like that guy is. That's where the Jack attacking you comes from. That classic video, the little baby Jack. Oh, right, right, right, right.

And you're getting fucking body body delassels you and he's slamming you throughout the map. And you're like, what the fuck? You know that guy's name like banana something. I always forget his name. Yeah, yeah. That's so funny. Hitman's, yeah. I was trying to play him in last night, but I wasn't.

It's like a, you gotta be in the mood for that kind of game. Yeah. But I love. Bed bananas. Bed bananas. 19 million for that fucking Red Dead video. It's great. It deserves every,

deserves every one of those. Yeah, it's fucking fantastic. But yeah, this guy did a Hitman one. Please find it, people, if you're listening. It's, it's not as good as the other one, but it's, as a Hitman video, it's fucking phenomenal. Dude, Hitman I love because, like, it, physics. it make no sense. Yeah.

If you throw, you can throw your briefcase as like a melee weapon and it will follow. It's wanted. It doesn't matter if you could, it'll turn around corners.

It'll like stay at the same height forever. Hitman. Chase you through corridors through like fields. It's hysterical. It's in the same universe as wanted.

It's confirmed. He can curb a briefcase. Forever. It's fucking crazy. Anyway. fucking uh yeah shout out to gta uh uncle adams dropping his keys between swine's teeth

wrote in uncle adams i forgot about that guy i forgot about him too like from the fucking adam's family no uncle he's a music he's like some rapper it was the we me and anthony ventano did like a react video to his son he did it's crazy to think about so long ago

um but he goes hey chris chris and chris chris is what's a word that looks extremely wrong to write but it but is right but it's right I don't like the word lingerie at all I hate the way that that word is spelled It looks weird

Like it really pisses me off because like none of it Even as I read it out I'm like that's not what that says I have a word but it's too close to being fucking like Actually the terrible word Just Niggeredly Oh yeah well that's a word Yeah it's and it's still a racist word actually technically

But it's like No it's a word It's a crazy word It doesn't sound good Even the way it means Even what it means is like... I like it.

Even what it means is like this is like some condensation that's still there, but... Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Because isn't it with an A and not an E? I mean, yeah, but I think the phrase is still, you know... Yeah, I don't know. What does it mean specifically?

It means to like be someone that wants to take something back after being given, giving it away. Sort of like what they say Indian giving was. Yeah. Engine giving. I understand. I see. Yeah. You know, that lingerie thing, it's funny because sometimes JoJo, she pronounces things as it looks.

So that's how she pronounces lingerie. Lingerie. Lingerie, yeah. It's cute. I don't correct her because I don't want it. I don't want it to correct it. You know what I mean? I want her to look dumb around people.

I want people to look like he looks stupid. No, to me it's like... I want them to know you're from a foreign place. To me, there's no reason to, like, if people understand what you're saying, there's no reason for me to correct. That is, I agree with that. Yeah. Like, okay, you know, there's no reason to say anything. There's some things where I'm like, oh, that's not.

That's not. You do that to children. Don't do that to adults. Oh, no. To me, it's like, if I understand. I have no reason to say anything or think anything if I know what you're saying. I do it to children because they're learning how to convey their words. Yeah.

So they need to understand how to say things correctly because of the fact that the world's not going to hold their hand. Same thing. You do a lot of things, right? You can still hit them. You can still, you know, you can do a lot of things that you're not supposed to, you would go to jail for hitting an adult. You can get charged. for that. But if you hit your kid, it can be perfectly fine.

I entirely, you can get away with it. I entirely cannot understand how people in the modern world still hit their children. I'll hit your kids. That's crazy. But box them. I'm going to teach my kids to use a gun, so you're going to hit him. I'm like, ah, you got me, Uncle. Got, bullets to the gut. Yeah, you get frightened to me. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. This kid has a handgun of 22. Yeah, I'm sure. In the right state. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure you're a very clearly minority child. We'll have a great time after murdering a white passing individual in modern society. I'm sure he's set up for real success. He's got the plaid on.

Hopefully. Oh, you got me. Hopefully they inherit Lily's father's skin tone. If they do, they'll be fine. Knowing you, they're going to be darker than you. That'd be interesting. That'd be interesting for sure. They're going to be split down the middle.

They're just like, they're just my black with out of the red. And they're just dark. And I'm like, that's interesting. You look cool. So dark. You look cool. They, for some reason, speak patois. You didn't, you've never taught them anything.

Never. They speak patois in Spanish only. They cannot speak English proper. Is Lillian fluent in Spanish? As fluent as someone needs to be, you know. Because there's like, because there's like, how I speak Spanish. and I'm like, I can speak conversational Spanish. Lily can speak Spanish and be fine where she goes,

but she's not like encyclopedic, you know? Like, she couldn't be like a translator. Because Smokey can be a translator. She's like absolutely fluent in Spanish. Yeah. But Lily can speak Spanish to people that's Spanish. Well, that was the job, right? She was like a call center or something where she was.

I think so at some point. So that's like the difference. Like, because I would say she's probably like a 75%. Oh, I think I just saw them on the way here. Actually. Oh, really? Smoky. At least I think Smokey was in the car, but I saw Mick for sure.

Oh, yeah. I was just almost by your apartment. And the funny thing is, as I was violently shaking this, I have a shaker that has, like, protein in it and stuff. And I was violently shaking it as they were driving by. So I was just like, I must have looked weird. I love these stories because everybody will tell me, like, because Mick, Mick told me, like, he walked by somebody that he thought was Jojo, but he wasn't sure.

And then, like, he said, like, hi, and then he immediately cowardly. He's like, I don't know if that's her. Or something like that. He told me like, hey, listen, if Derek, if there's anything weird, if they think I was weird, I'm sorry. But I love it. I'm always the person people tell. It's like, I don't think anybody notices. Can I be, can I be?

That's definitely happened to me before, though. I've definitely been like, is that? I did that one time. I don't talk to people. I did it. I did a really embarrassing one where. There's no way to tell this and not sound racist because, you know, people say, oh, Asians look alike. And I'm like, no, they don't.

You're stupid. But then I was at my lunch. And oh, my God, I have two stories to tell you. This is crazy. Because I was, it's because this Taco Bell that I was at, it leads into something that I need to tell you that my friend told me yesterday. Okay. But so I was at the Taco Bell and then I saw across the street, or across from the Taco Bell, It was a McDonald's.

And I was like, oh, shit, that's my boy Jason I went to school with. Like, and then fucking, I sat at the table. Like, and I was like, oh, shit. That is the next level. I was like, oh, shit. I didn't say anything. The way you look at it was crazy. And I was like, you look like you're seeing a new animal.

I was like, oh, shit. And then I got up and walked away. I didn't even say, I didn't even say like, oh, my bad, I thought you were my friend. I just got up and left. And that dude was probably like. What the fuck was that? Oh my God. I was about to get robbed.

That's awesome. You are insane. That was crazy. He looked exactly like him. And I'm like, damn, I can't tell. This is not from far. And it's to be, I just think, you know, maybe I should have had glasses earlier. I don't know.

But like, when I got up to like point blank, then I realized, I'm like, fuck, that's not Jason. You know what's crazy? I've never actually done that. I've never had a way I mistake somebody or somebody else. I've never had like that. I've never had that kind of experience. confident. But I've definitely seen people that it's like, that looks like, is that?

That looks like, but I've never done it. Like, I've been like, oh, that guy looks like. Like you were like confident. Because my eyes are shit already and I've known that for so long so I don't reach. Yeah, you can't see nobody. There was one guy. I wish I could fucking find him again. But like back when like 2016 or 2017 maybe, somebody sent me a picture of some guy in an airport be like, are you in Germany right now?

It's a picture of me at the airport. And I'm just like, that is me. Like, it's really jarring. like how similar like even I was like that is fucking insane yeah because it's my exact profile it's like everything is the clothes and I'm like that that is genuinely shocking one of the shocking things I've ever seen I never saved it for some reason but like damn or maybe it is maybe it sounds like one of my old fucking phones I gotta find it but I'd love to see that yeah it it blew my fucking mind I've been you know what blew my mind because you know are most of our audiences you know

doing YouTube is obviously from the United States like that's like the large are people that watch us are demographic. So then you have like small percentages around the world. And each time I went traveling, somebody has DM me like, are you here? And I'm like, really? Like what are the odds of that?

Because you think about how many people exist in said country. Right. And then it's just like, how many of them, there's three people in this country that may watch me. And then one happens to see me is, Sounds fake. You know what I felt like a complete asshole the other day? What?

Because I was wearing my headphones and then they like ran out of battery. All right. And so I was just like, oh, fuck, okay. I'll just take them down. And then immediately, like I think like a minute later, somebody was like, hey, Chris. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta.

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I've probably like completely, like completely ignored so many people by complete accident. And this time I was wearing my headphones, but like sometimes I'll wear the earbuds where you can't even really count. Because you can't really see. Yeah, so it just looks like I'm fucking completely ignoring people. And so, like, I wonder like, damn, how many times does that happen? I guess they're, at least people probably be like, oh, well, that's Chris. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Because, like, you've talked about, like, say, how I remember, I vividly remember you talking about, like, walking around New York or places looking angry so you don't get bothered. That is true. Yeah. So there's probably some people that remember, if I remember, there's probably some people that, too. And they probably think that, like, oh, they were calling. and he's like, ah, he's fine.

Oh, maybe. Every time I go to Glendale, I get recognized. I hate it. Glendale? Well, you're, you're, you're fucked. Glennale. I'm like, oh, dude. I'm like, hey, what's going?

It's you. It's you from me. I watch you from the homeland, from home country. Homeland. That's crazy. You are the most famous black person in all of Armenia. And I'm like,

me? Is that even a Armenian accent? What is that? I don't know. It's something. It's just not us. It's what it is. Yeah, yeah.

The most famous person. Glendale is like a... You're a big famous there. You're so amazing. I do notice that too. Say the black word, person word. Say the black word. Person word.

Every time I... Every time I go to the Americana, I feel like... Something? Even if people don't say hi, like, I see people like look at me as if they like... Is that that guy? Yeah. I hate it because I'm just like... Well, it's just really because I'm like grossly out of shape, so I don't want anybody.

I don't talk to nobody. I don't talk to anybody because it's like... This is a complete. me that. Dude, I remember I ran into somebody too and I, like, pissed and shit my pants and, like, bled all over myself and I was, like, puke in all over myself. And I was like, I was like, I was like, puking up all over myself. And I was like, I was crying with piss shit and blood and vomit. I was balding. And it was like, it was raining. My hair was raining off me, basically. He was turning in a smegal. And they were like, hey, are you Chris? And it was like, oh, fuck, you caught me in such a bad time. Damn, it's so awkward. I'm pissing, shitting, vomiting and balding in front of you. I can't. John Hancock, man? Yeah, sure. He put his hand in this shit and fucking... By the way, this is crazy.

This is the other story? Yes, this is fucking insane. So my buddy was taking his lunch break at the same Taco Bo that we used to work at the similar distribution center. And so this place in Fullerton. And while he was taking his break, he decided, which is gross,

he decided to listen to Snark Tank. He was like, I'm going to listen. I'm going to catch up. I hate when people do that. that. Yeah. He said, he ran out of stuff to listen to. He's, oh, check out my boy's podcast. So he listens now. And so he was listening to the Jordan Peterson episode, the whatever. And while he was in the drive-thru, there's like, next to the drive-thru, there's a little patio where you can sit down and eat. Yeah. And you, right after you did a Jordan Peterson impression, he has the timestamp. The timestamp for anybody is curious. The timestamp is 3653. So in the episode, 328. Right after you're done doing a Jordan-Person impression, he has the timestamp, the timestamp, um, the timestamp, the timestamp is curious. So in the episode, uh, 3-328. Right after you're done doing a Jordan you're saying because you're like, what is the, you know, you're doing the what is even this where he's just fucking doing that. So you start saying, die, die, die, like, because you're like, you're, you're, you're, you're

so over his bullshit. And because the die, die, die, die, there was a guy sitting down at the patio thought he was talking to him. And he went to my friend, like, what the fuck do you say to me? And my friend was like, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm listening to something. And he cranked it up. And that guy was all angry, but then he calmed down was like,

Oh, sorry. And I'm like, Chris almost, you almost caused people to fight. That's awesome. And I'm like, he told me this and I'm like, you're, this is fake. You made this up. Like, this didn't happen. I get people fired, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't get people fucking hurt. I mean, I didn't either technically, but like that's amazing. The, I had so many questions. Die. You were because it's so funny. I don't know if you remember. I just shout it like Marcus Phoenix. Oh, you remember.

Do you remember how it sounded. Die, die, die. And Imagine somebody saying that to you. You don't even know the person. I was like, why did that guy think you were talking to him? Why would you approach someone saying that shit to you?

There was another fucking question. There are so many weird. Like, he said to be fair, he said the guy was kind of like a broy douchebag looking guy. So he probably just asking for a fight all the time. Look, dude.

That's so damn funny. If someone screams die at me, I'm getting away from me. That's funny. fucking crazy. To think you should approach them as fucking wild. How many times does this happen to this guy before?

Like it's had to happen so many times. He knows that you're talking about him. How do you know I should die? Who told you that? Did fucking Samuel put you up to this? Where's the post? Where's the fucking post? It is crazy, though, because I remember exactly how I said it, and it's a really dramatic shift between, like, how I was speaking just before that and then.

So then, for it to hear that out of nowhere, I just assume it must be for that. That's what's so crazy part. Because if I heard that, I'd be like, what the fuck is that guy listening to? Or like, who's fighting? Or who's yelling, who scream anything. I would start observing. Immediately the guy. Die!

Die! Again? You too? Why do you want me to die, sir? He takes out his fucking pistol. Dude. What did you say? If he got,

if my buddy got shot. That's crazy. I think as soon as I knew he was like, oh, stable, I would like cry, laugh on him. Okay, now would you, okay, let's say, let's say your friend dies.

Yeah. But it's really funny. It is funny. I think you've said this. a video of it and it's really funny like objective no no like are you laughing at it or are you gonna be like

I think I would laugh probably like a laugh in shock I would laugh I don't know if I would laugh immediately it's it that completely depends but I think the way that I'm thinking right now I would be too shock to laugh first I think I would be like what just happened

and then once everything calms down you'd be like dude I feel it's the opposite for me I feel like I would be so shocked that I would have no choice to like laugh and then eventually it would just stop being funny. I feel like if I laugh in that moment, I turn into the Joker. You know what I'm saying?

Like, yeah, like you just immediately start like... You go to a psych where you kill a really sickly small guy. You wipe his butt on his face and you leave. Yeah, then you go about your business. You start screaming die at people. It's hot in here. It is a lot. Hey, this is a little...

For a bit. This motherfucker's suffered for a bit. I hate you. I hate you. This is what comedy is. It's what comedy is. Suffering for a bit. I don't know why I didn't notice.

I noticed you putting it on, but for some reason, it just seemed normal to me. I saw you, I didn't see you put it on. That's why. I was like, oh,

my eyes are just fucking dumb. I'm the easiest to be tricking, my optimal illusions. They work on me all the time. I'm horrible in a house of mirrors. It's insane. Oh,

the house of mirrors. I just lay down in the middle and hopefully someone comes and gets me. Yeah. The best way to, the best way to navigate a house of mirrors, and this goes to any, um,

any kids who might be watching this. are listening to this just run straight ahead as fast as you can you ever see those optical illusions that are really cool like you know

there's like a picture on one side and then and the picture on another side if you spin it and then it looks like it's together it's like the bird in the cage right

so you spin the picture and it looks like the birds in the cage or whatever oh yeah you ever see the ones where there's like the dick in the ass ball sack McGee wrote in

he says how many beetle watchers he says In episode 328, you all talked about people who are allergic to sugar. As someone who can't have fructose, I felt very seen by Chris threatening to kill me with a pop-tart. If I have sodas, most processed foods, or even juicy fruits, I will violently shit myself. Jesus. Even more interesting, it didn't show up until I was about 17.

It's good because it keeps me away from a lot of bad foods. But goddamn, do I miss watermelon? Yeah, that's got to be. I mean, in fairness, you did get. a lot of necessary nutrients before they became poison for you at a point where you really probably needed them. You know, like, fruits are probably really,

really, really fucking necessary when you're growing up or when you're growing. But like, that's crazy to me. Not being able to eat fruits is crazy because that's like the most healthy form of fiber. Is it? Fruits, yeah. What about pure...

Well, I guess like fruits like beans. What about pure wood? Wood's good. I like chewing. on wood swallowing it to a complete Like that's the best way to have fiber that tastes good Is fruits like Because they're just supposed to like

I wish you fruits as candy I'm only kind of allergic to fruits Which is annoying I should just like You might be allergic to like the tree dust I think I'm allergic to the skin or something Like it like it makes my gums itch But I can but I can If I blend it into a smoothie I can drink it and I'm fine

So I don't know what it is I think it's like gum contact or something I really don't know what the fuck there There are times where I eat fruits And I immediately get like queasy sometimes But then other times I don't And I'm like, I don't know where the fuck is that. Do you think it might have too much sugar?

Because you ever heard of a sugar, a stomach egg from sugar? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, if you have too much sugar, you can get a stomach egg, which is I didn't know that. And then I started paying attention to when I eat really sugary stuff. And I'm like, oh, that's what that is. Dude, like candy or something. It fucks you up. Huh?

Like, if you eat the first thing eating a day is like fucking candy or like sugar. Yeah, that's crazy. I can do that shit. I can't. I can't eat. I can't do that anymore. I'm too old to do that stuff. My snack at nighttime is grapes.

I'm like, oh, okay, I ate. Like, I don't want to eat. You grape people at night? What? I said my snack at nighttime is grapes. Oh, I thought you were using the... Why are you trying to push this narrative so hard? Like, you've been on this narrative all day.

I don't do assaults. I didn't do nothing, man. I don't do assault. Okay, I don't do that. You ain't down for the grapon? The grapian. I hate the way the people say that, man. I do.

You know who started saying that shit? Kyle Kalinsky? I know I heard it too I was like No Kyle I almost let the comment I'm like he doesn't read this shit Yeah

He always says it doesn't get demonetized I'm big fan I'm big fan Kyle Yeah But like I heard that too And I was just like no man Come on Yeah

You're serious You can talk Relax Yes It's not making this cash man I get it But like also there's just Even if you're

There's better words to use Yes Thank you It's like People I know what you're saying I Nothing's coming to

right now, but like off themselves. It's like a perfectly fine thing to say. That has been, we've used that for forever. You know, like, oh man, they off themselves. Does not going to pick that up now? What's the thing? Because it's like, no way. There's nothing. There's nothing even, it's too generic. Yeah, that you can't. Oh, you said off. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business. My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale.

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So then they'll just be like, oh, add that to the thing. They're talking about fucking killing themselves because they're saying unalive. Yeah. Stupid. Dumb as fuck. They're just like took their own lives. Unalive is so stupid. Like stop it.

Grape is crazy though. Grape is fucking fruit. It's something like, it makes you actually think of like positive things. I love grapes. A guy came up and just shoved grapes in this person, you know? Like, you just forced them to have grapes. Like, they fucking graped them. They're like, oh, man, that's kind of delicious, actually.

Yeah, it literally just makes you think of grapes. Was it Welch's man? That's pretty good. Welch's grapes is actually kind of fire. What the actual grapes? I haven't had a Welch's grape in a while. Like, where can you get Welch's grapes from? I don't, I don't think.

That's what the hell is that? Yeah, that was stupid. I had the drink. They're fucking gross. I didn't like it which I thought they would. Cotton candy grape? Oh, I know what you're talking. The infused ones?

Yeah. Yeah, I don't like them. I just, I would prefer just to normalize grape. I'm more of a green grape person. I love, I love a nice tart purple grape.

I haven't had a purple grape in a fucking long ass town. Yeah, they don't. I have them out of always. Do you? Yeah. Okay. I always make sure I have fruits in the house. Mm.

And some, and some grapes. I don't, I don't, I don't, what was that candy that you? Too much sugar, bro. You got from Target?

Oh, man. Yeah, just, just a lot of fruits in general. I try to, I try to have like a minimal. Because, like, dude, you should only have like around like 40, if you're growing as a doll, like 40 grams of sugar. I don't drink much sugar, I have much sugar a day. I try to, I try to mediate it for sure.

It's so, dude, it's so. But it's in everything. That's the thing. Even things you don't think it is. I remember my buddy, same guy that almost got killed by the, because of you. He was like having like a diabetes scare or whatever. And he went and just got grilled chicken from, you know, the grilled chicken at a Pan Express.

just the grilled chicken. He got grilled chicken and steamed rice and then his blood sugar spiked and he was like, what is in this? It's like, well, the rice is pretty much the sugar

probably. The rice is sugar? The rice is sugar? What the fucking PanXpress? Probably. What a terrible place? Fucking coming all over it.

I don't like PanXpress at all, man. I don't like it. It is a, you know the funny thing about it is a Chinese person will tell you like, oh,

this is actually pretty close to traditional Chinese food and that sounds funny. Because, yeah, it's the way that I grew up with because most of the, the Chinese, the most of like say the chalman for example is like the noodles are too big. Those are like closer to like low main for example.

Yeah. And so like you go to China, you get some Chinese food in the chalman at Pan Express, which I'm be honest, I think the flavor is fucking mid. It is the mid as, yeah, it is the mid as fucking shit ever. But the texture and the style of the noodles is closer to a traditional chalman. I'm like, that's cool. Make it taste good though. I heard somewhere and I don't know.

I eat fruit because it's like like to suck my candy. Like I have like, I. Try not to. Yes, it's much better than the in the process. Like, I don't drink soda proper anymore, really. I try to tap that on my diet entirely. That's the fastest way to, like, get your, uh, your, shit, that shit drops. I had like a pre-diabetes scare.

I still, so it's crazy how, uh, yeah, it's crazy how sugary soda is even compared to, like, other shit. Other shit. Other sugary drinks. Yeah. It's fucking ridiculous. When you go to a, um, uh, when you go to the movie theater, like one of the Ices, yes.

There is so much sugar in that thing. It is obsc. I feel my. Blood pressure rise. Three days worth of sugar in that one thing. Check it out. It's delicious. We get the worst stuff because we get the big large popcorn with all the butter and then one icy.

It's the best combo. I can feel my blood me like, you know, like I'm sitting there enjoying the movie. You're sitting there watching the fucking Phoenician scheme. Your heart is palpitated. You're just forcing the blood through your vein. You see it. You gotta just going. All right.

Yeah. Let's, uh... You know, they have, uh, some straws like independent of, uh, because they do that, there was the Halloween one, right? Yeah. That candy that's just fucking crack. So they have some individual packets. Uh, if you go to the candy section, uh, Jojo bought one the other day.

Oh. And it tastes pretty much the same. And I was like, this is dangerous. I thought this should just be seasonal, man. You can't, you can't have this. I gotta stay off candy in general. It's too, like, I like it too much. Like, I'm just aware.

Like, it just feels. It's fucking. But I'm not. I feel terrible afterwards, too. It's like it's such a shitty tradeoff. I'm not a candy person usually. Yeah. But every now that I go on a bender, like I'm not a big candy person, but every now that I'm like, I just got to eat.

I was a big candy person when I was a kid man. I'm a chocolate chip cookie guy, but I'm most, I'm probably one of the freaks that likes the cookie dough more than the actual chocolate chips. I love a chocolate. See, I like, I agree with you in some sense because like it's weird. Like I don't like cookies as. I don't like chocolate chip cookies as most people make them But I love cookie dough And then like

If I'm gonna have a cookie And I need it to be like crisp Like fucking almost like it's like if you bite it It like crumbles Okay Like I love that shit But like that middle ground where it's like a soft cookie It's like I might as well just have cookie dough

Because it's gonna be way better than the cookie For some reason It always it always tastes better It's great I love like I love a gooey cookie man I just was like I need because the problem is Most people want

At least I'm assuming Because the way that they make them More chocolate chips So where sometimes there's more chocolate than the actual fucking cookie dough itself. And I'm like, bro, I don't want, if I wanted a child, I would eat a candy bar. You need a candy bar if I just want chocolate. So I want like barely like Walmart sells these cookies because they're cheap.

They're cheap asshole. So they barely put any chips in there. But that, I love it. Because it's mostly the dough and the dough. I just like you get some vanilla almond milk and chocolate chip cookie dough is fucking. Like that's the thing that I get stomach aches that have too much sugar. Yeah. And I'm like, bro, I just, I'm going to gain like three pounds in a few days.

is fucked up. So I couldn't help myself, but I bought the tall house. They're so fucking good. Oh my God. It's so good. Yeah. Weakness in America.

Everything has fucking sugar in it, dogs. So much. My cum has sugar in it. It probably does. Probably. It probably does. It most likely does. I would argue.

Every day's in a, all right. We'll do this last one. I'm so fat, dude. Like the fat? Every Day's an Adventure when you're homeless rode in. It says, hello, small, medium, and fat. Jesus Christ. I've been a listener since COVID,

and I just wanted to say, your funny little show is by far my favorite podcast. Hey. Thanks, bro. That's cool. That's so inconceivable to me. Being a favorite is like, I think we're too self-aware, man.

Maybe. Because I was like, maybe this is a really good show and, and we're not, and they're not insane. It just feels like we're bullshit. It's crazy to me. See how many people,

how many views we get a year, how people watch us? And I'm like, Jesus, Chris, it's from one platform. How many people listen particularly is fucking crazy?

The audio is pretty, um, it's kind of weird. I like to stay away from those, uh, analytics because it's kind of spooky to me. There's a lot of people listening. Yeah.

I like, I feel grounded when I see the YouTube numbers. Yeah, the YouTube, which is weird to me because we have a more visual show than we ever had before. Yeah. But those numbers are like down. But then like everything else is,

all right, I guess. Whatever. Hey man Whatever I just I don't know I can figure out a way to Do some

We're just Let's say we're talent And we're not doing That platform is That platform is just I know there's ways to There's ways to try Oh here we go

Why are you doing that What do you mean? I just wanted to let you know You're appreciated Okay thank you I appreciate it Can you get a hand off me please What are you doing You jerking it with your fucking thighs

That's crazy I oh my you just unlocked a memory Did you do that? I've never done that But I know so there's you know the sit down Stationary bikes Because there's ones there's regular stationary bikes And there's the ones where you're like basically laying back

Which is like the laziest shit ever But you're still working out your legs Those legitimately My thighs are too big It rubs up against my dick in that position I couldn't do it Because I'm just like Oh I'm getting I'm actually getting like

I'm getting distracted by My thighs love my dick If you had kept doing it? I don't think I was comfortable enough, no. If I was, say, say, for example, if there was nobody in the room, like, say, uh, because my old gym had the cinema room, the cinema, you know, there was a fucking cinema room. There was like, uh, uh, stair masters, uh, treadmills. And then at the, there was those bikes.

Yeah. Sometimes it was empty. If I was a freak, I could have got it done, but I'm not, I'm not a, I'm not a public jerk off person. Now, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not one of three months. That's a, uh, had a good workout. Yeah. Yeah. I don't get a, I don't get a, I don't get a, I don't get a, I don't get a,

I don't get a, especially by myself, that's crazy. To me, it's like, oh, maybe if like, oh, me, my significant other, like, oh, let's go fuck in the corner, like, maybe I can at least. Late at night, I go to potted plants in the area and I come into pot of plants. Okay, well, I'm going to continue reading. I believe. I believe it. Or the question.

Yeah, please. I'll often listen to episodes more than once because, frankly, they entertain me more than most other shows I enjoy. Oh, wow. But also because I transitioned since I started listening, and in 2025, it's pretty fucking scary to be trans in America. That's why I love your show. And as you'll laugh at all the unhingedged scenario.

and bits you come up with. That's cool. I appreciate that. You've provided me with much joy and demonstrate and made a demonstrable improvement to my quality of life just by being juvenile but funny fucks.

Thank you for being a little bright spot in the dark times. Keep up the awesome content, Lily. And yeah, man. I just thought it was a good final little write-in for the day. Yeah. I suppose writing's better than all of yours. I just remember that.

I appreciate it. You know, when when I, when we're at that art gallery thing or whatever the fuck that thing at the downtown Oh yeah yeah yeah There was somebody I feel bad because I already forgot the organization

Because this lady was there isolated trying to stop people And then I heard her say something about trans rights And I was like oh what happened And then she is the company And I already forgot the company's name Because I they had a I told them I'm a I'm a pamphlet guy

I'm old and I'm like I'm old enough To where paper works for me Where I was like You're fucking pamphlet. She was like, no, we're trying to be eco-friendly. I was like, fuck, yeah, right? So all she had was a QR code. And a QR code does not work for me because I immediately, without thinking, just, you know, reset my phone.

So everything's gone. But the thing is I wanted to, I'm only bringing this up because I was interested in. It was like an organization that, like, is helping do things and overturn some, like, bullshit rules and laws and stuff like that. like the trans loss, stuff like that. And I was like, actually wanted to help because I do a minor amount of, I can't even call philanthropy. I'm broke. But it's just like, you know, you donate a little bit. And I was just like, oh, let me check in.

I completely forgot what it's called. And, but yeah, I did, I did, I was doing the thing where I was sending money to this, this refugee thing in, I'm in freaking Palestine. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

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All I did is I called fraud on it at the end of the year and I got the money back. I used to get a cash cut. So you did a big job? So you did a business transaction and then you just reversed the payment. All right. Well, on that note, thanks for listening to the Stark Tank. Thanks for, thanks for tuning in. They got enough food over there.

Patreon.com slash the snark tank. Remember, you can go over there. Add free access, early access. I don't need to Noah Samson's bullshit. That money better go to something good, man. I don't need to fucking Nor Snaps thing too. What did you do? I don't need to know a little Noah Snaps little thing,

it's a little Zionist little group. You don't need to. I don't need directly to the IDF. Yeah. I mean, we all do. I mean, actually. Yeah. Yeah.

I saw some guy. That's why you want to leave and not be sacking me more. I saw, I saw some guy who was like, uh, I can't remember. It was like some pro-postine post or whatever. And some guys like,

fuck this. I'm donating. I'm going to donate to Israel. I'm like, you already do. You don't have to do anything to donate to Israel. You can literally just exist normally and you'll be donated to Israel. Just be in America.

Don't even fucking worry. Yeah. Did he see that douchebag trying to edit the, he posted a video of the Billy Joe, Disturred David Drayman debate? Oh no. He tried, like he was playing a little bit of the disturbed songs and the, and the Green Day songs, like doing the back and forth debate thing. He made a little video.

Oh, I didn't see that. It's kind of neat. It's kind of cool. Yeah, it should be posted. It's on his channel or on Twitter. Oh, okay. It was a little neat that do you have this? time to free

Palestine You see that You see those clips of like I show speed Doing the pro-Palestine stuff No what do you do He'll go on like He'll go on like Omega And like trying to seek out Israelis or whatever

And he'll be like, hey you'll free Palestine He says hey oh free Palestine He always pronounces it wrong That's like Palestine and a What remember that plane that train crashed It was the chemicals I forgot which state I forgot which state

But it was in Palestine Yeah yeah It was pronounced Palestine over there. It was somewhere in the Midwest, right? Yeah, somewhere where... Like Ohio area? It might have been Ohio. I remember...

It was in that area. Not Romania. Pennsylvania and Ohio? What's wrong? Is Ohio near Pennsylvania? Am I tripping? How that Ohio was the Midwest? And Pennsylvania is the east coast.

Am I tripping? Am I truly tripped right now? Can you look at a map right now? You're looking at a map of the United States right now? I'm, I'm tripping. Look, look, there's some things that aren't labeled properly. Like, say Tennessee is the South relative to, I think, the people that were living in the Northeast. Yeah, yeah.

The Midwest starts pretty close to the East Coast. Yeah. Over Chicago is the fucking Midwest. Yeah, because Tennessee is not like, dude, California should be the South, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it is. Yeah, by that second. Yeah. It is, yeah.

But if you said this out, no one's thinking of that shit. Oh, no, you're right. You're right. Cleveland is between it. Cleveland and West Virginia, but you're right. Yeah, I mean, I drove through it. I was like, holy shit. Yeah, that's the Midwest already.

Yeah, well, Chicago's right. Yeah. Well, that's what I was trying to say. Like, it's some things just don't like. Pennsylvania, I mean, a lot of Pennsylvania outside of like Philly or something is pretty Midwest. It's Blumkin. Yeah, it's Blumkin. Yeah, it's Blumkin.

It's very south. So they shot the president in fucking Butler. And Blumpkin, uh, Pennsylvania. He was on a totally getting a blowjob I think it's so funny The first live show I ever did In podcast form was in the town That Trump got shot in

I have the key to that city You did a wait Wait what Really? Yeah That was it Butler Pennsylvania yeah That's where Ben's from right

That's where Ben's the mayor from That's why we have the keys to that city How have we not Why did why have you I don't know I think I must have mentioned it briefly Maybe you didn't it didn't register But yeah.

Because that's, because like pre him getting shot at, I feel like that would be like, wow, I can't believe I was, I know exactly where that was. I was sitting right where that kid got shot. Dude. I was on the exact building. I was on the exact roof doing the podcast for that room. Dustin lives in that area and he's like, yeah, I know that where they shot that guy. I used to get fucking frozen yogurt at that. Is that the same around the same?

Ah, whatever. It's not the same because I remember Jay Leno. Where did Jay Leno bust his face at? Oh, I don't know. I had a holiday in. Was it not in Pennsylvania, though? I don't know. That'd be hilarious in the same place.

I thought it was something, some bum fuck place that had like, and that was like the only hotel around or something. No, I don't remember. There's a negative energy nexus where bad things happen to famous people. Where did Jay Leno fall down? Yeah. I thought it was Pennsylvania. Pittsburgh.

Oh, so it is. Okay. Pennsylvania's got something. So it was in Pittsburgh, huh? It was in Pittsburgh. I thought he was in a bumfuck city. Jay Leno fell down at 60 foot hill near Pittsburgh. Near Pittsburgh.

Yeah. While walking to a restaurant diner, he was staying at a Hampton Inn about 30 miles outside the city. It's such a crazy distance. Right. I guess that was the only, what he said was that was the only hotel area. That's why he's in a tank now all the time.

But I love seeing the actual on Reddit. They showed the actual hill. It's so unimpressive. So you're saying Greensburg, Pennsylvania. Greensburg. Ah, so it wasn't bothered. God damn it. No.

God damn it. It's a shame. It really ruins the fucking bit. Yeah. Oh, well, thanks a lot, Jay Leno for nothing. Big bitch. You're fucking,

I'm gonna give us your tank. That's our tank. Jay Leno should come on the show. He should. Hey, we're the snark tank. Yeah. You should come with your tank.

And he just, boh. Yeah, it just breaks through the fucking wall. He probably would. He backflips out of it. He crawls out of it backwards. Oh, my God. It's him.

Is Jay Leno's the guy. Anyway, let's go ahead and read our $25 and up names. Let's do it. Count me down. Three, two, one. Ray the Jewish blood banker left me anemic, Delta Gamma, King Dad coming on those slutty little beetles. Obama pointing at somebody and just saying paste before they disappear. It's crazy.

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whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to, to have a legacy of building stuff, building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things

that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point? with quantum. By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or

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Thanks for supporting us, Jared Fogle. You're a monster, but I appreciate your money. You're a monster. I love that your profile picture. Scott Pilgrim. Another piece of shit. Scott Pilgrim is a kid, right? No. Well, no. He's famously not.

Actually, he's dating. He's dating high school. Wow, it's been way too long. I forgot about that was a major thing. I remember why I got about that. It's in Canada, so it's not quite as rapy, but it's not as fucked up. I mean, fuck, you see the map all over the United States, and you're like, I'm living in a, when you live in a state that's 18 plus, you feel like, I'm living a completely different dimension

of these other fucking states. Even 18 is like, this is still a kid, but like 16 is definitely I, they're not a kid, shut up. You got to draw the line at simple. They're not a fucking kid. You're going off to college. You're going to the fucking army.

But you can still be very much so much. That's their fucking problem. It's like the legal, the legal and immoral are different. I am high ranking. When people keep trying to try to. like skirt it up more, more of these kids are kids and they're not kids. And it's like, they're not fucking, she was just 25.

That's what I'm like, bro. It gets ridiculous. I understand there's an argument that that's your right. To the earth. They're not kids. Kids are kids. I guess. When I was 17 years old, working and preparing for my fucking life, I was not a kid.

I was a minor. I was a minor because I was under 18, but I was not a fucking kid. I was not playing with toys anymore. I, you are right. You are right. I still feel like very much so I was nowhere near the person. Yeah, but Kinks, and you're still a child. I wouldn't say anymore.

You fucking, you are still a child. I wouldn't say my child anymore. I would say once, like that argument could have been made. Don't you play fucking Pokemon, Digimon, with all your other dumb kid friends? Yeah, but I'm not a kid. I'm not a kid, literally. And they're all adult. I just, I just think that what you go.

I think like my 18-year-old self was definitely nowhere near the mentality I was when I was 20. That doesn't... Let alone 25. There are people who are like 30. No, no, no. But then there are people who are... They're people who are 60. They have arrested development and they're...

They still hold their parents' hands and they're fucking 40. There are people who are 16 that are out there fucking working two jobs and have kids, you know? Yeah. So I think those lines are arbitrary, but at the South... I still look at it weird. I'm like, that's a very young person. Sure. And that's weird.

I still think that's entirely weird. But then my point starts validating. the other way around too and it's just like yeah but what about this adult is very mature one it's like it could be weird it's strange it could be weird I just think in general I just think it's whatever it's like all right you're 18 go

all right off in the world do what you got to do yeah it has like you said has to start at some time I feel like growing up in the state where it was 18 I had have any problem with that then when I started to learn that like oh the next state over Nevada it's like oh you can fuck 16 year olds and I'm like that is crazy

huh that's I was like that's still a Well, it's in New York. It's 17. And I knew that because I was 17 when I was in college. Okay. And it was like, not weird.

And you were just like, you were doing that stuff? A little bit. Yeah, a little bit. I was definitely, you were, you're doing some of that. It's definitely lying and breaking that law.

All I got to say, I was definitely lying and breaking that law. Anyway. Oh, you were like, oh, like this chick's like 26. And like, oh, I'm 18 or something. Way, not way more than once, definitely more than once. Mm. So twice.

I never did that. at least twice, less than three. I never did that. I was actually, I was, oh, I didn't. I couldn't do it. I looked like a baby. I was fucked. I still did too.

As a, I still did too, but I was a liar. When I was 26 years old, I was at a bar, you know, and I was trying to, like, hook up with this older lady.

She was probably like late 30s, maybe early 40s. And she was like, I don't know. I think, like, my niece would be better for you? I'm like, your niece?

How old do you think? Like, do you think I, I was just wondering, like, did she think I, I'm in here illegally? Because I'm like, your niece, well, if you're in your fucking 30, how old do your fucking niece have to be? I don't know. You know what I'm saying?

I remember flirting with this like 38-year-old woman when I was like 17 on like Vine or whatever. Yeah. Just because. On Vine? Did you have profiles on Vine? He did. Yeah, I did. I don't know where any of that went though.

Because everything got deleted off of Vine. I just don't remember how Vine works. I remember because I was on Vine at the tail end of it. I just don't remember that you can like DM or something? Yeah, you can DM or something. Yeah, you can DM. I don't remember. Yeah.

Huh. Yeah, I never, damn, I never took advantage of that. I want to DM Will Sassel try to have sex with him. I would have DMed Will Sassel and tried to fuck him. I am a high-ranking figure in Islam and I am placing a Fatwa in Kingston. Oh, shit. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's so crazy to put it on me. Yeah. Of all people, it's just you. You deserve a fatwaab more than most people, though, to be honest. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. That's fair. I can't think of anybody more deserving of one.

I actually not think about it. As I think more and more about this, you might be the only, you're very fatuble. I've been putting a fatwa on a person in general is crazy. But to put it on someone like me who has such little fucking game, it's taking a game.

It's like, I guess whatever it kills me. I think they register your sociopathy and they're like, that's a dangerous person. Yeah. So you put a satwa on somebody and that's not sociopathic at all.

Not a satua. I don't know what that is because you're actually, like we just demonstrated you are crazy and you just forgot what we were talking about. But putting that on someone is like empathetic. I'm so empath. You're so sociopathic that through empathy of me,

I'm going to put a hit out on you religiously. I don't make the rules, man. This is a high-ranking figure in Islam. You niggas fucking worship, fucking fake shit and get mad at me. There's a high-ranking figure in Islam who am I to argue. We're going to keep reading the names. I'm going to miss you, buddy.

I'm going to like, hey, whatever, guys. Heath, Big Bad, Beetle, Borg, smoker smoking, Kingston Gid's low-tier gooner Low-tier gooner. Low-tier goon. Please make cute snart tank tote bags, me and the

gays are begging. Ooh, it's not a bad idea. Nah. Oh, yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, let's write that down. You fucked up by saying that, bitch. You're going to exclusively have Yeah, and King Dad.

I don't care what month it is. Nah. King Dag, tote bags. That's completely magical. around his little batty uh batty man son batty batty man batty man batty man you're a fucking little batty man you're a fucking going from your batty man go on get get on out of here batty man oh my god my friend perry watching what are you gay batty man leave get out of here Perry was talking sending me a message he was like hey dude I fucking I was watching the podcast

Jamaica man yeah and someone said had like baddie on her thing and I was like, Perry, whatever you do, never call a Jamaican person, Battyman. You will never see someone explode with rage like that. Get out of here, baddie man. It'll be incensed or explode with comb. Fuck you, baddie boy. He might be, he might be repressed gay. He's like, finally.

I have never met a gay Jamaican person. That's openly gay. I swear to God. I've never met one openly gay Jamaican person in my life. I don't think there's any openly gay people in the Caribbean at all. Well, the Caribbean, I think. Where? Which, which, which, which are?

Rico certainly. Okay. Not out about. They might exist. No, no. No. I remember that the man with that, the man with that chameleon on his shoulder and the fucking Walmart was the gayest person I've ever seen. And was he like flamboyant? Like, did he dress flamboyant?

It was so obvious. In retrospect, it's kind of crazy because that was like 1998, maybe. I have never, I have never met a Caribbean person in the Caribbean that was out really good. They might have been gay. I don't think. Because Carnival Yeah Come on

Like what are you What are you talking about? I'm gonna be honest There's the time to be alive You know Like You know, Ricky Martin Doesn't skyrocket success

If the people who are Surrounding him Are okay with him Are okay with it Because you know He wasn't outwardly gay My guy Here's the weird thing though

We all knew he was gay There's a lot of people None of my family Was surprised at all That he was gay I agree Why isn't there like a lot of people that are completely unaware

when it should be obvious? Yeah, I mean, especially in America. That shit's fucking weird to me. That's why I feel like sometimes you're like, there are some people who are gay that people like disagree. I think Pedro Pascel's gay. I think he's gay.

I think he does not outwardly talking about his gayness. You think he's bisexual? I think he's probably gay, but I think he's... Like, even like, so he's like he has a beard? Like he's dating like a woman. I don't think he's dating anyone. Yeah, he is. Who's he dating?

I don't know who she is, but I've seen her like around. I've never seen him. I've never seen him dating anybody ever. Say, for example, I don't know what the fuck this was, but he was doing like a thing. There was like a Q&A going on. And apparently he has like a ton of social anxiety. So he was having like a slight panic attack and they like grabbed that chick's hand. Like that whoever the fuck he was dating.

But that might have been a move. I've never seen him dating anybody. That's one thing for me. You could be right. I'm not saying it's not true. I could be wrong too. Maybe somebody from maybe I gathered. I thought whatever I saw was explaining specifically that was the girl he was dating.

but they could have been wrong. The title could have been totally wrong. He's a man. He's like, I've been a lot of manly roles right now. So he's like, he's like, but he's going to come out as gay or at least somewhere,

some sort of form of queer later on after he's not like the superstar. I'm sure. That's what chat GBT says. It's Chad GBT. Am I black? Is Pedro Pascal a flaming homosexual? I don't,

unnecessary. Unnecessary to talk to it like that. Let's see what it says. Let's see what it says. I know he's giggily, he's chortlet over there. So, look, it answered my question. So, like, Pedro Pascal has not publicly identified as gay or bisexual, while he maintains privacy regarding his personal life, strong, support, LGBT, glab.

Okay, so, yeah, let me see. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer, what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of, building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computers,

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Come on, bitch. Is Pedro Pascal dating anyone? Let's go, bitch. Give me that shit.

Give me that shit, chat. You're burning a fucking forest down to answer the question. Oh, it says... It caught the part that said, come on, bitch. So it says, come on, bitch. Is Pedro Pascal dating anyone? Answered my question. question. Jachibati is very nice. So yeah, let's see. Pedro Pascal is currently, oh, it says

a single is not confirmed despite his rising fame maintains private. So I think I got fucking hoodwink by somebody mischaracterizing this situation. He also might be with somebody on the low. Like I think that's the best way to live your life. That's usually how, yeah. Like Tom Holland's the day I got married in Cali and no one fucking knew about it. They just know about the record. Some fucking psychopaths or something dogs are like, oh my God, these two. Some fucking freak hiding in the sand with a fucking DSLR. Like a piece of shit bastards. But like, yeah, it's insane.

It is weird. Those, the people that, and they get mad when you fuck with them. The fact that paparazzi, like, the reals have gotten much better before it was like straight up out of. Like, they'd be on your property and shit. The lens is like 10 feet long and they would just stick it up a skirt. Insane. And then like, they're, they're mad that you dared to break their camera. Like when Kanye walked into that pole

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Kingston, can't you see your daddy's got? And it cuts off. I don't see how many pictures of your dad on social media, man. Yeah. Post them around. Post your dad on social media. I'll post him.

Don't worry. I haven't spoken to my dad in maybe a year and a half. Oh, that's pretty recent. Maybe a year and a half. That's relatively recent. I haven't talked to my dad in three days. Jesus, man. It's crazy.

We're estranged. I talk to my siblings all the time, but I don't talk to him. There's like no point of talking about. Dude, I know people who are like that, though, like where it's just like, I remember I was dating a couple of people. I dated a couple of people like this where it's just like, oh yeah, I got to, if I don't call my folks or whatever,

they'll freak out and they'll, you know, I got to call them every day. Every day. No. Every day. And I'm just like, bro, I can't even have, there are days where I don't want to talk the phone at all with anybody.

So like, that's crazy. Every day is fucking, what? Dude, sometimes I'll, like, I, I've definitely gone like several weeks without like phoning back home. To me, which is too much, too long in my opinion, probably, but like, I don't know. Two to three maximum for me. Usually it's two every, usually. At least once a month, at least.

I don't talk to my family that often, honestly. I talk to my grandmother all the time when she was like still coherent. I talked to my aunt, like, maybe once or twice. No, I talk to maybe like every birthday, so maybe like once every two months. It's hard. I talk to my sister every week. Oh, really? Yeah, I talk to her every single week.

Every week? Yeah, because I talk to her because I'm her kid's godfather. I see. So I try to like at least have her know my face. It's only matter like once. Yeah. And then my nieces and my nephews, I speak to them all the time. I'm very.

Because I always ask me for shit. I'm very like, I don't. Like, hey, Uncle King. My mom, I did some dumb shit. My mom's going to yell me if I tell her, can you help me on. I got you. Fuck you. I ain't paying my teeth.

TV license, bitch. Don't, don't fucking, don't, no offense. I ain't talking to nobody. It had nothing to do with you. I just don't like talking. No, me too, yeah. People I care about I talk to all the time. Along.

Everybody like about I talk to all the time. I don't like so much time going about me talking to me talking. I don't like to talk on the phone. I like to talk in person most like more. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like so for me, I'm just like if I'm home like yeah, everybody come over. We'll talk.

But like I hate phone conversations. They're awkward. Like I feel like I'm missing like two thirds of the context because I'm only hearing people's voice. Not really getting the vibe. You don't have you don't have the so verbal cues You're like I don't know if they're I don't know if I should make a joke right now about them their kid dying It's just less stupid I can't tell how sad they are

I don't know I just like I'm like the opposite of like a like a Discord anxious person where like somebody's like I can only talk through like fucking you know discord or whatever I don't want to be in person or whatever like the opposite where it's like I kind of hate discord and like talking Like through like if there's like a delay or like fucking anything like that I hate it conversation don't bother me I just don't feel like I personally don't like FaceTiming people I don't love it either it feels it feels

inorganic in a strange way I prefer FaceTiming to phone call have you seen people in public face timing but in the way that there is so much noise that they put the phone up to their fucking ear so they can hear but those are those are old people no man no young people do that I've seen people here I'm like what are you doing

like there's there's if you can't hear them while you, it's so mad at it. Hey, I'm here at the Animals as a leader's concert in the front row. What? It's fuck. I don't get it.

I don't like FaceTime for some reason. It feels like fake to me. I FaceTime Lily when I didn't live with her. But like the idea of like that because I guess my girlfriend, I guess we'd see each other. Like during Kobe we're facetiming a lot because like obviously we're fucking fucking miles away.

If you can't like same. Like a long distance thing. Like if there's or there. like say the COVID situation. That makes sense to me. I know that's why Zoom got big. I get it. Outside of that, no. I don't mind Discord. It's like, the people I'm on Discord with usually are my homies. They're all freaks. They're all freaks.

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I'm a better cuck than you, Rick. Fuck your wife now. Star Coffee. Every day's an adventure when you're homeless. This is the little beetle star. It's so fun. I don't know, man. I don't know.

I'm not by it. It's so fun. You were playing last night. We were on me, me, Ben, Jake. And like, the way you get to optimize your runs, like it is it is definitely like um elden ring still but it feels so like focused in the way elden ring didn't you know how like elven was very much like

explore the weather this like all right get here points okay we're gonna get this first get that first rotate around get like figure out what strategies have you know use your relics like build yourself out it's really really cool I'm enjoying it a lot um some of the boss interactions are just like so and there are moments where you like that is just a souls game where like I'm criticaling somebody and my critical ends at the exact frame where someone is striking me down. And I'm like, yeah, I could have avoided that, I guess. I don't want to experience that right now. I love it.

I don't feel like being angry right now. I love it. It's also just going to be not the game that people were playing in like a couple months is the way that I think about it. Yeah, yeah. I think people are going to be playing that for a while because they're definitely going to do like live service it for the most part. That's so uninteresting. That's, I hate that about it. disgusting.

Or like adding like not life's like like add stuff to it. Like adding more content to it. I don't mean, but I also still feel like you don't like that really. I think that's the how you keep a game alive. Well, it's not the game. For what I think of from software,

that's not what I want. But that's not, but I'm already kind of like I don't care. I would like you to use your resources to make Darksville 4 or something. I get what you mean. I mean, that's the point of like, I don't know. Like I think that's how you make a game.

Figure out a way to put fucking bloodborne on PC. I don't know. Maybe a couple of things. Yeah. But like, look at fair, you guys, you know, have fun with it and everything, but I'm just like, damn, uh, Dark Souls 3 was a long time ago. Yeah, it's going to be, it's going to be 10 years. Yeah, next year. No, no, no, no, 2016. No, 2016. It doesn't, yeah, it just doesn't speak to me.

Every, every, every time I see gameplay of it, I'm just like, I think it's, I'm just very underwhelmed by it. The only problem is it is that that game is not a game to play by yourself at fucking all. Yeah. You need a coherent team to work together for that game or else you're not going to have a good time. That's my big thing. You know me. Like, I just don't do much co-op. I don't really do much. Yeah, I don't mind it.

I like games like that. Like, I dug Marathon and Arc Raiders I played a little bit. Like, I like team-based games. I just like, Souls games are just not those games to me. Like, that's such a strictly single-player experience to me.

I think this one works well. I think they do a very good job making it like. It would be like if they made like a three-player god of war, you know what I mean? I'm just like. They did, ascension. They did do the ascension. They did suck.

Ascentia was fun for what it was but it wasn't like I'm not getting it from I tried it and it was just like I don't care it was like one of those things

if I remember correctly like I don't even remember because I just I don't care and they do they were making a live service God of war and then they scrapped it

They did I remember that was gonna be this one They had 2018 it was supposed to be it They had Who? I think 2020 something

It was supposed to be a life service game What do you say? 2018 God of War I think the initial idea was supposed to be Life service They were like that's not what I heard

That's not true It was another whole this idea. No, they were just working on something, yeah, fairly recently. Oh. And then they scrapped it. That's crazy. And fucking Blue Point was doing it. And they're the fucking remaster studio. The guys that redid Demon Souls for PS5. They did fucking the Metal Garsala collection early on PS3 and Xbox 60.

They were gonna make a live service. They were on a fucking life service got a war and then it got scrapped. I'm just like, what the fuck are you doing? Everyone was like, one of the hair but remake fucking Coul-Tor. That shit is this in-fucking. fucking limbo. Yeah.

Apparently it's not shut down yet. Apparently it's still happening. Well, there's a state of play happening right now. Maybe.

Yeah. I would freak the fuck out. Like, Coltor comes out in 25 minutes. It's like, huh? Wait, what?

Let's see what's, uh, 25 minutes. See if any of these trending. That's crazy. Don't spoil. Actually, I don't care.

I don't care. I guess there's like a fighting game. Marvel, but in Japan. Marvel but in Japan. Oh, that looks cool. There's like,

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I'm not that crazy because I only like tangentially kind of by default respected him on the level of just like oh okay you're doing SpaceX SpaceX is cool but I didn't really care enough no I would never say And then when I found that he was crazy

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It was only because he was on that like Love and hip hop or something when he Yeah He was like I'm ugly as shit But I'm fucking hot bitches And I was like I don't believe this I lost like 300 pounds I lost 300 pounds

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P, Nethystnepham. Melfis won, and rounding out our list. You don't remember Dart? How it was the dartboard, but it was people? Dart, no. You remember that from Red Out Paradise, right? No. Oh, yeah.

It was like dark, but it was people, so you would drive the cars fast you possibly, possibly, fast as you possibly can and you would fucking crash through the fucking windshield and hit the thing. Yeah. My friend would bozai off it. Dude, that shit was awesome.

He would hit the direct middle consistently. That's crazy. And I was like, how are you doing this? I'm really good at car crash Now you gotta take that A real life man That's such a cool I love burnout's so good

That game was so cool Of all the car games I've ever played That's like up there for sure I hate how many games Died in the 360 PS4 era dude Or three Well PS4 really We got burnout games on the 360

Well that's what I mean Like it died Oh it was like the last one I see what you're saying Makes me so sad Dude those games are so fucking fun Mah ma ma'am As I sing into your mom's pussy, just as I twirl.

Like a toilet? Like you're flushing. Yeah, you're flushing into her pussy. I'm fin to do some dubious shit. All right, well, that's it for our show. That image! The image is disgusting. That's it for our show.

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