The Snark Tank - #333: Fat D**k Rogers

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

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He's from Trinidad? Yeah. Yeah. A foreign. Oh, he is literally foreign. Yeah, he's a foreign. He lived here for, he lived here for his, I think he. He went to college.

He went to college here. He was here before that. He like, no, he went to college or he finished out of college here. Okay. But I think he might have been born here. Something like that. Like, one of something. I don't care about no foreigners.

Welcome to the Snark Tang podcast. It's me. He's an intelligent dude. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't get a damn. Who gives.

a shit. You sound like a family that he stayed with while he was in college. That story is insane, bro. His grandma likes like, what were these walnuts or what, they're some kind of nuts. They're called, I know what they're called. Well, they're called like hard artos, right? I have never heard of this.

That reminds me of something. Do you guys were, I did, maybe we talked about this on the podcast, and maybe I forgot about this, but do you guys remember Coach Redpill? Yeah, that, didn't he die? He died in a you,

In the Ukrainian prison. Yeah, I saw the, I saw when they raided him. Yeah, I saw it today for some reason. It came up, like, it came up on my feet. It was like, oh, you're lying? No, you guys are lying right now. Not even a little bit. Why was in the Ukrainian prison?

I don't know, because he was like a Russian. He was a Russian propagandist. Yeah. Living in Ukraine. What type of, while the war was going on. But dude, like, I can't. He died. Maybe, I'm sure maybe we brought this up before.

He died in a prison cold. So I'm sure maybe we brought this up in the past And I just forgot about it Yeah But like I saw it again today And I just got flashback Because I was like bro I remember this guy made a video about Mead Lacey a long time ago

Mm Anyone listening right now And it was just so fucking funny He was hating on you guys Yeah yeah yeah I can't remember what the fuck he said I didn't know he caught wind of that Me neither

Well I remember the time being like What the fuck? Because I remember he had all these different camera angles and shit Yes He would keep switching camera angles Like he was important or something Yeah and I just remember being like

Why is this what the fuck is this guy's problem? Yeah I can't imagine I really think back at that I think back at like Like that era of time And the fact that you guys Were like people's news Was insane

Like the shit that was going on in that like 2017 Particularly you wild shit was going on Like you guys are so unimportant Yeah You are so wild That's what it's that's what I was saying But that's why I miss that era because that entire arc was unimportant stuff. Right, yeah.

I missed that when it was just dumb bullshit. It was playful. It was dumb anti-SJWs, uh, uh, SJWs, and then you guys were the symbol of them uniting or something. It was so funny. Yeah, it was weird. They like spun that narrative because. Yeah, they drew like propaganda arch.

I remember seeing something like that. It's like, what the fuck is going on? I remember there was a guy that would draw stuff up every once in a while and that was one of them. And I was like, dude, this is stupid. I don't know how you don't see this. You remember the guy that did all the pinups of all the women in the community? Oh, yeah.

And they were like kind of ugly drawing. That's not, that wasn't great. Dude, there was something. That is so fucking stupid. Oh, my God. I remember, I think, I think Bob got one. And I remember being like, that looks rough. Great.

Thanks. I'm sorry, that's a rough one. Dude, I were, I was dating this Greek chick at the time. and there was a guy I think you're the same person you're talking about Yeah yeah Because was it the oil painting ones

Yeah Was it the oil style Was it that guy They just kind of made everybody Look greasy Yeah You know So that guy

I had him And I told them I gave him an exact picture I was like Could you do this In your style But this picture Still made it look like shit

Damn I still paid him Of course And then I was like Oh Merry Christmas I never been Is he was to pay them What's the fuck up

Welcome to Starkey podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, it's him, that's not, that's not Derek. It's him, is it? That's, Sweeney. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah. You're supposed to pay them.

Can we do, can we, can we, I'm sorry? Is he supposed to pay them? Like, actually? Can we do a moment of silence for, um, Coach Redbilt? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would have a silence for Gonzalo Lira. Gonzalo Lira. Oh my God. I'm glad you said that.

Do you remember? Fucking Gorgonzola Lera. When Gorgonzola. Gonsa himself. The Gorgonite or whatever. What was the, what was the, the creature in stranger things? Oh, the Demosorgian. Demagorgian.

There we go. I don't know why I remember that. I haven't thought about strange. That was his name. Gonzeria, Gondyra. Demagorgian Lira. That was his name. Yeah, actually, a demigorgian got him.

Yeah, the demigorgian in Ukraine because, are Ukrainian? Are you Korean? So one of them fucking fleet over the, it's pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. Ukrainian. They filmed, they filmed, they filmed, they filmed that prison scene in Lithuania. Oh, really?

Yeah. Yeah. Jojo knows about that abandoned prison and all that shit. Oh, that's where people go and die. Yeah, she's like, hey, that's where my family grew up. I used to get ice cream there. You know there are real monsters there. There's real monsters.

Those are the ones there. There's real creatures there. That's the CGI, dude. That's real shit. That's just the local. Imagine, I forget David Harbour, is that his name? Having to deal with real monsters. He goes there for, like, oh, we're just going to have a...

What is that? Why would you... This is it worth that? How much is they paying them? Probably, like... Imagine you find. Probably legit generation of wealth. Yeah, they probably gave them like 10% of Netflix.

That is crazy. To fight monsters? 10% of Netflix? You know how many? Chris, Chris, what if a take doesn't work? And you're like, all right, take two? You're like, it's a good game. It's a good answer.

We sent soldiers to stand in front of tanks sometimes. That's true. For not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction. And they don't even get healthcare when they come back. But they're not fighting beasts. Yeah, but they're not fighting legit beasts. You know what's crazy? I found out, you know what I found out recently?

That's because Stranger Things has been in the news. The demigorgon from Stranger Things is actually, that's just a guy. Yeah? Yeah, that's just a local from the town that they were hired from. Yeah. They didn't even do any CG. He comes in, hey, guys, me going to read my life. You did a great job.

I don't know. I thought I could have done better. Yeah, yeah. Do you like this whale morning scorer? That's, dude, you're a, fuck. You're a natural talent. Yeah, I'm sorry, man. I never just putting clothes on for I came here,

but you know, my anatomy's not like a regular person, so my generals are in my mouth. Oh, my generals are in my mouth. See? He's going to get so typecast, though. Oh, yeah. He can pretty much only play a demigorg. He can play a demigorgian maybe with a few extra prosthetics.

He can be a xenomorph. I don't know. You know, Vecl was born looking like that, right? He came on his mom like that. He screamed. Spragher thinks has gone on too long. Did that look like, oh, absolutely. I think the problem is that it's had way too many breaks.

Like, I think, I think, no, it should have been one season. I mean, it would have been perfectly one season. I think the last season was really, really, really good though. I really enjoyed it. I just didn't need it. I didn't think it was good. I didn't think it was bad. It was good, but it was good at the expense.

Like, they had to get, they had to find a way to make it good again. You know what I mean? That's true. As opposed to like, you could tell the second season was like, we didn't, we meant for one season. and so like now but now everybody loves these people so we got it would be dumb not to do more and Netflix how do we do more?

Shoveling truckloads of money I actually thought it was going to be like a like an anthology show Yeah That's like one seat Because like I mean even the name Right That is

That was the vision Yeah because I think when things Eventually got strange or somewhere else 11 hit too I mean the name Stranger Things is such a great name For an anthology show It should strange here

11 11 hit too hard people fell in love with that little dumb idiot. Could you imagine stranger things in New York City? No. No. I mean, they went to fucking Russia.

Why not? You know? I think New York City doesn't fit. I feel like New York City doesn't fit horror well unless it's like zombies or some shit. I don't. Because it just, there's just too many. It doesn't.

There's just too many people. So like any time like a monster comes out, they'd be like, oh, get it. Get it. Yeah, it is too densely populated for that.

Like a man. If it's just, if it's just one, Like Jason in the jungle, right? I forgot Jason three? Was that Jason three? It's like that when he was in a concrete jungle. Jason and the jungle is that what you said?

Jason in the jungle. You might be thinking of six. Was it six? You might be thinking of six when he's, I think they're like in New York. In, yeah. I think that's the one when he gets like he's already in the coffin. And somebody's fucking with his body,

stabbing him with like a piece of the gate. And he hugs him, right? And then like the lightning strikes it and then he resurrects. Because he always has to be resurrected by electricity. That is so, like, it's so funny. I want to write all. I want to write a. Jason movie because they have

it was kind of like it was almost like an inside joke that there's certain beats that they all have to hit and if you were somebody like criticizing people like this is stupid or like well come on man of course yeah you're here to watch how stupid it is and

shout out to fucking Michael Bay he tried something a little different more a little more tits try to bring up the tits the was that the one in like 2015 or 2009 2009 I was off yeah I think I saw he had The black guy actually did a good job fighting back before he got killed,

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. No, I'm thinking, I'm thinking of Halloween Naked-2-0. Yeah, that is. That was like, what the fuck? The rind beats up Michael Myers. He actually survives. He actually spin kicks him out of a building. He survives.

He has a thriving career after him. Yeah, clearly. Idiot, motherfuckers. He performed at the halftime show of the fucking Knicks game just recently. Like, why would you even say that? He wasn't Buster Rhymes in the film, fellas. He wasn't.

Are you sure? Like, somebody answering back genuinely. Guys, he's an actor. Buster Rimes, help. Michael Marys is here. You're about to get killed by Mike Myers and Buster Rimes comes in. Let's go.

He just wraps at him really fast. And he starts hurting. He starts hurting. He starts, he starts, and he starts, and he starts the end. age, you need a child. Would that be, do you think that franchise could recover from that if that happened? Yeah, I think it would, I think it would, I think it would thrive.

I think it would blow up again. They'd be like, yo, what's the next one going to be about? You can't. That's, the bar is so low, I feel like, for those movies. That's true. I feel like, I feel like, if people started doing shit like that where it was like genuinely bullshit and fun, basically doing extra animal. Yeah, I think

I think movies movies would like have a huge boom again Because you have to see this in theaters You have to see Godzilla Dig into his pussy And take out a fucking tennis racket And slap Gidore out the air with it

Tennis racket The Empire State Building all the way flat This is literally Like our premium show It's just Yeah A sequel to a movie It's the dumbest thing you can imagine

I've never actually seen Any Jason movie at all Like I've had so little interest I've seen so many of them. I'm sure they are. Except for the first one. The first one is not as fun because... He just looks too ridiculous to be.

Like, I can't care about him. Also, the mom is the main villain in the first one. That's the thing. That's the twist, which, you know, an early twist and it was boring. Wow, spoilers. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was lame.

Like, oh, it was the mom. You're a woman. I'm going to kill you. What are you doing here? Like, what are you doing? Like, get out of my way. Where's your fucking demonic son? I want to have a least...

I want to challenge. I get out of here. Some of the kills were cool. Like I didn't see all of them. Which is the one, which is the movie where like the guy gets like pulled into the bed and it's like a fountain of blood out of the bed? That's Freddy versus Jason, I think. That's, that's Freddy versus Jason. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's Freddy versus Jason. That was three. That was dream warriors. A guy gets sandwiched in a bed. It's flat. It's pretty funny. And they walk in and they find him like that and they got to dig out of just go. Like those movies are so funny because like for me the point that's funny for me is that like,

these are serious strings of murders and people very close to you you are not gonna be like in the mindset to be like let's figure it out you're gonna be too traumatized

if I went to somewhere and you guys like I say all of us went to wear and then like six of my friends get brutally murdered I'm tapped out I'm like guys

I have to I can't be here it was a different time I'm trying too much my brains fucked up every shadow scares me I need to understand that these people were were raised

the people in the teenagers in those movies were raised by like parents from like the 40s you know what I mean so like they weren't they weren't taught about like PTSD or another or like uh or like you know taking a breath

it's the same thing as like movies with movies with zombies how they can't have movies with zombies in those universes oh like like in yeah right they can't because like everyone have a better right like because then you know exactly what they are I got bit but you know let's hang out still and it's like no I'm blowing your head off

You're dead. I feel like a fun prompt would be to, in fact, write a movie that is that. A zombie movie? Why not have a zombie movie where people understand? I'm sure. I feel like it must exist in some way. Why not? Because there's a zombie movie with zombies, right?

The outbreak begins somewhere. The government knows about zombies through zombie media. The government intervenes and completely just wipes that place away. No, but that's what I'm saying. That's like an hour-long movie. movie about the government found out about this. But why not? That's different.

It's different, but I feel like it wouldn't be... You know what I think it would be cool? I don't think it would be cool. I don't think the government would wipe it out. I don't think so either. I think they would wipe out the area, but they would obviously take a zombie to be like, we can use this for a weapon, then it would get out later on again, being a sequel. You know what I think it would be?

I think it would be... There's a plot. I think it would be, there would be zombies on the news, and it would be like, we got zombies on the news, and then there would be, like, an entire half of the population, they'd be like, I don't believe that. Let's go there. I don't believe that shit. And then they would see a zombie right in front of them and they'd be like, that's not a zombie.

You know what I mean? It just be completely delirious. So they would quarantine the area, of course, obviously. Well, maybe. If they had a chance to, yeah, they would quarantine, but then I'm sure things have already slipped out. People would get out. And it's just too easy for the infections to spread. You know, I want to see a movie in a world where a zombie apocalypse has happened and is currently happening, but it's mega under control.

and so people barely care. I want to see what's eating Gilbert grape, but there's one scene where there's like a zombie roaming across the street and it's like, oh, a zombie. And then the rest of the movie is still Gilbert Grape.

Yeah, it's like seeing like a squirrel. Or like a deer. Or like a raccoon in the daytime. You know what I mean? Where it's a problem, but like, ah, someone will get to it. The zombie bites Gilbert Grape, Gilbert Grape becomes normal.

That's crazy, but for like a little bit. Holy crap, holy crap. Holy crap. And the zombies, the zombies then got it. Then a zombie got with Gilbert Grape at it. The zombie gets it. It's a series of exchange. Gilbert Grape is technically to cure.

He's a cure for it. Gilbert Grape's blood. So Gilbert, Grape's blood is the cure? Yeah, well, it's... You are actually... You have dementia. You have dementia. You don't even know what it's pitching right now.

It's very unique, actually. Gilbert Grape gets a bit and he's, you know, he's not, he's not as a grapey, as a fella anymore. And then the zombie's like, oh, shit. Okay, so let's map this out, right? So you have Gilbert Grape, who is, for lack of a better word, profoundly retarded. Yes. I say that for lack of a better term. There's so many better terms.

There really isn't. Correct. I mean, he is profoundly retarded. So Gilbert, what's eating retardate? Gilbert. What's eating the retard? Hold on. Gilbert.

What's eating the retard? Gilbert blood, retard. So if that gets into a zombie. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

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Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney. and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know, he's fixed. The zombie is fixed. Yeah. And then he's fine?

Yeah, Gilbert becomes normal. What's special about the zombie? I don't know. And at that moment, you don't know who's cured who. Oh, that's the mystery of the movie. The zombie or Gilbert. $5 at the box office. If that.

Which is less than a ticket. This movie made $78 at the box office. It costs $7 billion. Dude, I love those stories. The Chinese government is hemorrhaging right now. Why did they? They funded it. They funded it all of it.

Why? And right now there's auctions going on. in China the highest auctions at $28. Okay. Who's starring for China to justify funding it? I don't know. They love Chris Pratt over there.

They love... That's Japan. They love Chris Pratt over there. All right. Who else? Who's another? You haven't justified their entire GDP? Will Smith, but with a mask on, of course.

Ask God. You're not... RDJ, they got. Look, we got a lot of stuff to talk about. So look at John Sina. Oh, he is their hero. Come on, man. You're not, come on.

Come on. John Tina is definitely one of their favorites for sure. Yeah, Bingchaling. Come on. It's completely got thrown off. No, it doesn't. Piece of shit. I know.

How dare you turn to me and say that? It's like, this is like an annual thing. You got to say it all. Every time it's brought up, I have to do that. Because one day someone will believe me. Someone will believe you, too. So listen. the last episode

Well I get we did it kind of out of order Yeah Because last week So episode 331 was recorded before 332 Yeah because the Elon Trump stuff was just so silly And we knew we had to get to it quick Because I kind of figured That it would be

Flash of the Pan news Because a lot more has happened since then But the Elon Trump stuff Obviously that happened And then he immediately he deleted his tweets And then it was like I regret I regret what I said

Yeah I'm sad I feel kind of I feel kind of like a jerk For seeing what I said What a bitch man I know Like what

Sure the news was always going to be Flash in the Pan Because I know the mainstream media Was not gonna touch this with a 10 foot pole Isn't that amazing by the way What is it isn't But like you know what I mean I know exactly

Like it's just like Oh he's in the Epstein files And then like Nothing on mainstream news at all Yeah You gotta go to go to fucking Kyle. Do you hear anything about it?

Yeah, it's, it's fucking... I get my news from a guy named Kyle. And it's technically more relevant. It's infinitely more. It's so frustrating. It's to the point where, like, because Joe Rogan is mainstream media, right? Well, yeah, yeah. He's a perfect representation to where at the, the only difference is he mentioned it,

but then he still played the ignorant role. Like, oh, it's crazy. Is it true? How could he know this kind of thing? Yeah, yeah. He said that to the, you know, the head of the FBI. Yeah. And he was like, I'm staying out of this with this fucking bullshit crooked eye and stuff

where he looks like he's looking at Joe Rogan and also looking at Jamie at the same time, fucking bullshit. And he's like, oh, I'm staying out of it. I'm fucking retarded and dumb and gay. He looks like, cool. He looks like miscalibrated turrets. It's crazy. The way he was like, he has like a chameleon's eyes.

He does. He, that's, and I'm just like, why would, I, I, I, I, I think appearance is very important. You know, with our society, appearance is very important to select somebody that we trust to lead us. And you look at Kashra Patel and he looks like... He looks rabid.

He looks like he kills every minute. Like he looks like... What are you saying? He looks like he never stopped. Like he's on a kill streak and he never stops. I don't know if I agree with that necessarily. Look at his face, dude. Look at him again.

He looks like he jitters. He looks like he has killed a lot. I don't know if he looks like he's... constantly killing. He looks like he's extremely upset to be wasting three hours talking instead of killing. He looks like he's like a kind of guy that likes airstrike. Yeah, yeah. Oh, absolutely. He cheers. Like he gets a little blood lig in his dick, you know, he gets a little chub as soon as he hits the button. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, more dead brown people.

Yeah, Patel. I'm brown also too. I'm gonna, yeah, all the, let's go to Pakistan and India, you know, kill the people that look kind of like me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm American. If there's less me out there, there's more me here. Kill everyone named Patelks ever me. That'd be a lot. That'd be a lot of people. That's probably more people than are in America, probably. It might be. No.

Yes. No. Name Patel? Hey, chat, GBC, how many Patels are in the world? Exactly. Do you know how big India's population is? I understand that. Fifty-nine billion. At least. Minimum. That's conservative. That's a conservative estimate. That's not even counting, like, women and children.

Wildly Steve But so the Elon Trump stuff You know It kind of fizzled that It is funny though Because there's a lot of people Who still like I've seen like even Candace Owens is like

What? No What the fuck? Like you know what I mean? There's certain people over there They just like are still Very much like Yeah she had two good tweets

Yeah The first one was about like This isn't the flex Or whatever you think it is When he was saying When he admitted that he was in the Epstein files It's like oh so you're admitting That you knew the whole time

Essentially Right yeah And then the next one where she was like do you regret lying about him being in the Epstein Files or do you regret telling the truth about it? This is, it's going to be a weird couple weeks because a lot of really bad people

are going to be mega correct. You know, about, like, I was watching a video like Dick Fuentes talking about the Israel stuff and I'm like, he's spitting. He's loki, mega spitting. He was spitting about Tim Pool. He was spitting.

That's right. What's it was attack Iran? Well, Israel did strike around. Yeah. And now they're, uh, Iran's talking about retaliation. They're like, they're like, they're talking about this. They're like, this is so, they've wanted to do this for so long. Pray for O.J.

I, uh, it's, um, fucking ridiculous. You gotta, you got to, you got to just not watch the news anymore, dude. Like, I know. It's just, if you don't want to be constantly or consistently upset. Yeah. What up? You got to just. You know, you know what I did see the kind of, again. You know what I did see that, uh, kind of bright in my.

day a little bit that uh that guy in new york uh mum dani who's running for mayor uh huh he's just constantly i've seen so many clips of him bullying quomo and it's awesome well right but like he's like bullying him yeah and i'm just like yes we need bullies like i don't know the democratic party's so lame yeah ridiculous we need my that's the thing that's gonna say like we need my folks that are willing to go into the group and be like hey you guys suck and you suck because of this. We need civility. I'm going to write a strongly worded letter. Yeah.

We also need to destroy that. I'm going to write a strongly worded letter about ice. That's fucking like bitch-ass. And then vote to support him actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like bitch-ass Chuck Schumer. Oh my God. He pretends like he's like some hard-ass dude.

Yeah, yeah. He's fucking bloviating. Yeah, I can't, I can't. Like, every time I see him, I was just, I'm just expecting someone off screen to just run up and hit him as hard as he can. Chuck Schumer. fucking fist comes into frame. His jaw just

lock. His teeth get jammed in his other teeth and he can't open his fucking mouth. In a just world, somebody would have craven the hunted him already. What is that? Craven the hunter in a life. You know what that is?

No, just like craving the hunted him, you know? Chuck Sherman would be a rug in a judge. In a just world. He'd be a fucking chuckette. D&C pelts, man. Let's fucking go. That's crazy. Let's go.

You said they pushed out David Hogg or whatever? That's what else. I think we talked about in the last one or one of them because talking about or maybe it was. We mentioned him before. I was just talking about how David Hawth, just basically the youth that were trying to come in and shake things up and be like. Yeah. And they were like protecting the status quo. Yeah.

Still, even in the, like I was saying, they're not going to be able to keep their fucking jobs eventually. If authoritarianism keeps going, you know, and it becomes totalitarianism. Yeah. Their jobs are obsolete. So the fact that they're still trying to protect this is fucking crazy It is really stupid And David Hogg's not even like I don't even really like David Hogg really at all

But like I don't like Azora But like he I think people like him are necessary Sure yeah no I agree You gotta get at least new people in there Yeah I saw people like I made a vague tweet about Maybe a little bit of violence But somebody was like

Oh so you want you want a president of Vance It was like no but like I mean At least he's younger like at the very fucking least we don't have an elder you know bare minimum can we not get 80 year olds

you know what I mean yeah well absolutely Jesus Christ but no but also the person that's saying past 65 you should have to leave past 65 they should kick you down the stairs and if you survive you get to stay

how is it that like an air traffic that's not a bad test no no yeah if you could survive no no what if they survive one of them makes it You know Donnie T. That thing is tough. As much as I hate him,

he endures for some reason. So he would make it. Right now I think you'd make it. I'd be like, I hate you. Because he'd fall and then his catheter would explode. Yeah. I think he'd make it unfortunately.

I don't want to give me any praise. Yeah, he might have like a like, I'm really fucked up now. Now I'm on one. He's 80 years old. He's not surviving a fall down and stairs. I mean, he's on one already.

You know the person I said, do you want a JD Vance presidency? I'm like, nobody wants that. Right. Not even Republicans. But I take me. However, however, it would be infinitely better than Trump because people aren't going to listen to J.D. Vance. That's the biggest fucking thing.

No one respects him. I don't know. I listen to Trump. I don't get it. Because it's a cult. That's that they love, it's a cult personality. That's all it is. Yeah.

They like his R. He's for some reason he's infallible, which is fucking hilarious. Like this guy. It's because he doesn't admit he's wrong. It's true. That's true. Yeah. And if you don't admit you're wrong.

then you're never wrong. To people that have in cults, yeah. It works. How do you get them to kill themselves? You know what I'm saying? Like, if Trump legitimately, if Trump said, everybody grab your fucking poison Kool-Aid, drink when I say go.

Everybody grab your white phosphorus strips and blow them in the air and walk through it and breathe real hard. Everybody do it. I think way more would do it than you have to pressure you. Like way more would do it than any like. That's, it's, what? Dude, I'm not even kidding.

I would say, uh, out of the 25% of the population that, like, voted for him or whatever, I would say a good 10% would probably do it. Because I, out of the 25% that, that secured his election.

Oh yeah, yeah. I would say a good, maybe 10's a little high. I think a hundred and 15%. Yeah, yeah. Because I think there's enough centrist who are, Like, yeah, maybe. Maybe. I'm trying to be logical, but you know what the fucked up thing is?

You can't? There's no more. There's no point of being logical no more. We got, how many votes? You got like, what, over two million? What are you talking about? Like a little over two million? How many volts did he get?

Like total? Yeah, like two million, right? No, the 70 million plus. Oh, okay, sorry. I'm thinking my brain's way off. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Way off.

What are you? Wait, hold on. What in your mind were you picture it? Like how many votes he got as a... I don't know. I saw two million. I saw two when I was looking at it before, but I guess I might be remembering something. Let's see, Trump...

You might be thinking of like, I don't know, Expedition 33 sales in the first week. Like, 2 million is crazy. How many popular votes did Trump get in 2025 election? It was like 77 million, I think. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health,

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Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. If I'm remembering it correctly. but I could be correct. Why don't I just use chat GBT? Why did I still try Google? Oh yeah, no, you can't. Why did I still? Because I felt like this was such an easy answer that there's no way they're not going to.

What is 2025? It just pulled up a bunch of articles. It didn't even give me an answer. Google is literally just if Jordan Peterson. Like, it's just like, well, what even is 2025? How many votes did? God damn it. Nothing works anymore.

How many popular votes did Trump secure in the 2025 election? I think it's 77 million. That's who we got... You're right. 77.3? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I think Kamala was like 75 or 76 or something. I can't remember.

I can't remember her exact count, but it wasn't as a landslide as they'd like to say it is. No, it was. But it was enough. It was just he got to where he needed to get way quicker. Yeah. But like when everything was all said and done, it wasn't as like, oh, she got fucking destroyed.

Just a lot of swing states for sleep. fucking stupid assholes in the Midwest. They're so dumb. I know, I know. It's, you know, it's not their fault. That train crashed.

A bunch of chemicals came out. You know? In Palestine or wherever the fuck. Palestine, yeah. Palestine, Ohio. That's crazy.

It is crazy. You know, they have like, basically all the major fucking air, uh, places, they have like those names in the Midwest. Yeah,

yeah. Like they have like, uh, I forgot. There's like in Iraq, Michigan. There's something. I swear to like there's stuff like that.

I'm not kidding. Azerbaijan. Okay, now you're. That was funny. I had like examples that immediately I was like, nothing's popping in that right now. For some reason I can't improvise anything that isn't in Michigan.

Yeah. Like it has to like one of those places though. Yeah. They got some stupid names over there. Yeah, Michigan. My hometown is fucking stupid ass name. Well,

yeah, it's fair. I think everything over there is kind of dumb as names are kind of funny. Where are we from? Every name over there is fucking dumbish. I know we talked about this already, but like when I brought up yonkers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The New York Yorker Yonkers, the Yorktown Yonker.

The Yorktown Yonkers would be dope as fucking out here. Sports team. Being people off by force. Yonkers is such a strange place. Yonk. I like it. I like, how do you yonk somebody? How do you yon somebody?

Somebody in the back of the head, that part, like the off button, but really are. Yeah, for some reason. really hard into the mold. I was thinking about that, like, for some reason, it feels like an elbow strike to the back of the head. Yonk. Just like really. That is so comedically evil to do this.

You guys do that as like a prank? You ever heard, like, over here, when we were kids, we had a game course of all. You know, the people that are being taken away around all, they invented it. Yeah. It was called chipping. Where you basically, when nobody,

when people were completely disarmed, the best time is it when they're reading a book, because they're already kind of looking down. Yeah, they're immersed in a world. They're immersed in a beautiful realm of their own. Escapes. They're actually happy. And then you grab the back of their head and put it in your crotch and go,

Bing. So that's just sexual assault. Yeah. So that's just sexual assault. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we have that in New York, too. In spades.

Yeah, we have that in New York, too. Did you have a name for it? Sexual assault. It's called Chappee. You guys are boring. You fucking tried to paint. this bitcher, so when people are not in their business, we sexually assault them.

Excuse me, we were children. We weren't sexually assaulting. We were just having explicit fun. In New York, we call it Cuomoing. I'm sure you would love that. Go on that guy. Cuomo.

That's insane. I'm sure you would love that. Holy fuck. I think an elbow to the back of the head is a clear yonking. I like that. I think that is so evil because if that person's still there, if that person's still alive, it's not them anymore. Well, yeah, but that's, that's, that's a different person. Do you remember that show? So they shouldn't even get an assault charge. You didn't

hurt that guy. That guy, that's somebody else. It's not an assault charge. It's a yonking charge. You get charged for yonking, which is like 25% of a real assault. Oh, good. Yeah, because it's like, because it's a meme. New York's pretty cool. It is pretty, the August in particular, they had that show with, uh, Ashton Coucher, that second show, Like he had punked and then there was yonk And he would go It was just Yeah it was called yonk

And it was just It's just one guy with a fucking JVC handy cam Following Ashton Kutcher around As he elbowed people violently in the back of the head While they were going to the fucking AMP in the office

He did it to some guy on a bike And his bike His bike kept moving And he actually went into traffic And died Yeah He was like you got yonked You got yonked

Yonked Yonked And a guy's body is laying there Gushing blood He's He's fucking with the They fucked with Frankie Munes's car

Yeah So like the first episode They just yonk his Look at Frankie Mewan's back You know And that's why he's so depressed He's like He's like he's been

That's not him anymore That's version three He used to be really happy And then he's now His version He's like an exo He's had his memory He's like

Three Bam And now he's just You're yonked He's like Oh what What's happening What was

What was what's And then he watches He's like in the middle He's like, I love this show. This show's pretty good. That guy looks like me. I don't get it. No, he doesn't even realize it looks like him because every time he looks in the mirror,

he sees like a fucking, he sees shapes. You're that fucking, you get, you don't even recognize yourself? Have you ever played, have you ever played a, or do you know what Pat upon is? I don't think so. Like the puzzle game? Yeah. You're the little creatures from Patapon? That's what he sees when he looks in the mirror.

You look up Patapon right now. Padapon? P-A-T-A-P-O-N. It's like an S-E-E-E-S-E-E-E-E-E-S-E-E? SNEF gamers. No, no, it's like a PSP. It was PSP. That guy's fucking fuck. That's what he sees and he looks at the mirror.

He thinks he looks like this. What are you saying? He looks like a little shape. He looks like fucking plankton. This is like plankton. Yeah. Not like the person plankton, but actual plankton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the creature.

Yeah. That guy's fuck. He's so, oh, that's so sad. Imagine being that gone. Imagine being that not present. You know what's sad, too, is that he couldn't even sue Ashton Coucher because he didn't remember that... He didn't know what happened to him. He's like, oh, I'm alive now with these clothes on. And apparently, there's a disclaimer in the beginning of the show that the contact with Ashton Coucher's elbow is consent.

Oh. Yeah. That is crazy. That is powerful. Put in the beginning of the show, so... Yeah, that's enshrined in law, too. Yeah. Yeah, he lobbied Congress.

He totally did. The Ashton Coochard lobby really got to, you know, all the senators and shit. Give them season tickets to yonked. Season tickets. Do you want to yonk somebody, dude? Yow yonk somebody. Wow, this is fantastic. Of course I'll vote for you.

It's so funny. I really never thought about the name yonkers ever until I came out here and told people. He was like, oh, that's a weird name. And I was like, yeah, I guess. I didn't even know. Because it just sounded so normal to me. It's because of New York. Yonkers is clearly like a play on the York part of New York, clearly.

Well, is it? It's just a, I don't even think so. I just think it's a weird place. The Yankees. Because it's in between the places where it's like, it's in between the city and the, and like where it starts to not become the city. It's a mega weird. I think Yonkers is really cool.

By the train station, I think it's actually a coolest place. The train station is pretty nice. That area. Because it's like, you're not going to get killed. Yeah. Okay. That's cool. That's pretty cool.

That's really all it takes for something to be cool in New York. Yeah. Yeah. It's not bad. murdered there. We're really, that's more like Chicago. But yeah,

90s New York, Chicago and 90s New York were like, let's switch places. I think, you know what's crazy? I found out that even, I think Kentucky has like a worse

murder rate than fucking. Oklahoma City is one of the worst road rates in the country. Isn't that insane? It's horrible. What are they doing over there? I think it's just sucks. They're all like,

Dick Cheney's. Also, Gary, Indiana, it's terrible too. Yeah, it's the best from by there. It's the places that, you know,

I always love, I always like, you guys bring this up right now. And when you see, like, the good old boys online talking about big cities, talking about California. Yeah. And I'm like, guys, statistically, it's your guys' estates. Statistically, it's your states that are the most murdered. Like, people talk shit about California.

And don't get me wrong, I think for me the big problem, this state is the pharmaceutical shit. I think the amount of shit they let pharmaceutical people get away with in California, it's fucking disastrous. And obviously, the fucking. Is that not everywhere? The tech, bro. It's, it's the worst here in the country. Like what's a... Like the tax cuts that pharmaceuticals get opposed to like,

they shorten school days to give the pharmaceutical companies more money. They got, they literally got rid of full school. Like California doesn't have full school weeks, Chris. Did you know that? What did you know that? What do you mean? Yeah.

What does that mean? We would go to school Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Yeah. And Cali, they don't have that here. What do they do? They have blocks where it's like, oh, we go to school until 2 p.m. today. and we don't go to school half of tomorrow and something like that.

I shit you not. Are you serious? I shit you not. What? I kid you not. That's stupid as fuck. I kid you not. Like I swear that's true.

No wonder. No wonder we're so much smarter. Did that happen for you or did it change for you? I don't know if that was. I'm trying to jog my memory. Because when you talk about blocks, I remember something similar. We just had days when we go to school all week.

You might, you know, the funny thing is because I think, yeah, there were a certain. days that we didn't have certain, we would get out earlier because we wouldn't have certain classes. And that's because of funding. I remember when I came and Lily's brother told me that, I was like, what do you mean? That seems incomprehensible for that. You have half days every other day. You know, it's interesting. So we never had half days. So if they have half days now, then it's

gotten like much worse. But I just know that we, there were days for sure now that I forgot, about this. But this was in middle school specifically that we would get out much earlier. And then obviously in high school, everyone's getting out early because, you know, we finished most of our credits. And who the fuck is staying in school all day? I did summer school the first few years so I could make sure I had like, I only had two classes.

You just did it on purpose. So singing you go out. I had two classes because you had to take English. You had to take English for. Yeah. There's no way around it. You had to take pig. And, um. There's been government, econ, you had to take two.

For us, we did. I think, yeah. I think I took economics. And I remember that. I took Fingus 4. Oh my God. And I took one science class. And I was out by like 1130.

I remember, dude, I just had a memory just slammed into my head where we did an econ thing. Where we were supposed to, we did a project to you have to have a run a business kind of a thing. And me and my, my buddy, I don't remember if he was even a part of it. He might have just worked on it for fun. But it was a hospital where it was like, it was a hospital that was ran. And, oh my God, I don't remember. It was like Snoop Dog and Tupac's corpse. So we dug them up and we put them in the front.

This was for school? Yes. So this was economics. And I think we were getting paid $2 million per hour if you were just an executive of the thing. That's not a bad rate. And every once in a while, the executives, the CEO and the CFOs would drive through the hospitals. And I forgot what kind of cars they were. But I just remember they were purple with fuzzy pink interior.

So it was just like, we made this whole elaborate thing. And I remember my teacher, Mr. Tyberg. I remember this specifically because we were like, I asked him, I asked him if the teeth stood for tits. Yeah. I remember him. I'll never get him. But yeah, he.

Oh, like, so. stuff is coming back to my memory. Like, I do impressions of him like, I'm Mr. Tyberg. The T's for Tits because I like him. The Tee in his name? That stands for his name? Yeah, because you, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I skipped one part. I was got too excited. He would call himself Mr. T. His name is Mr. Tyberg, but he would call himself Mr. Tits. You guys completely I completely skipped over. And so, and so your, your, your contribution there was, was does the Tee stand for Tits? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, I completely skipped. I, I completely skipped over. And so. And so, I completely ruined what that was by not saying that you went by Mr. Tiberg.

I really don't. I don't know who was worse having a class me or you. I really can't think about it. So I wasn't trying to be like. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health.

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Bad, I just... I wasn't bad. I was just like... It was just like... They'd have to remove... See, I didn't do that. I just do like... Hey, Kingston, stop.

laughing till you're making the room shake. Stop laughing. Every vial in the class is shaking in Saturday. Were you like making everyone laugh, though? I was, like were you disrupting the class? I was definitely disrupting the class. I was definitely disrupting the class.

No one thought it was funny. I think some people laugh, but they laugh like, you know how you laugh at a puppy that's trying to chase his tail and it's like, oh, he's trying. Oh, like that's cute, yeah. But you were like laughing like, I was, I was wailing in the class.

Like you saw a puppy chasing a tail and you were wailing? No, I was like, The teacher would have an African accent and then speak, and I would just laugh at him all fucking class. Oh, yeah, I remember you talk about that. That's fucking... I'd be giggling under my breath.

He'd fucking say something like, Kingstone, Yo, King. I'd be like, just laughing at him. Look, I understand that. I think I would be able to control myself, but outside of class, it would be all feeling. And then when him and my grandma had to come in for obviously whatever sort of fucking acknowledgement in my grandmother with her fucking weird-ass Caribbean-Spanish accent, him talking in English. And I'm like, you guys,

You guys can't do this? What is going on? Like, why are you... You guys are trying to feel each other out wordwise and failing. It is crazy to me that I can't conceptualize going to school not for five straight days the whole time. I mean, I mean, I had college, so I don't... Well, college is whatever. College is essentially school, so that idea is in my head.

But I guess when I was younger, is that... As a kid, though? Yeah, grade school. I feel like that's why people out here, like, have those, like, conversations that registers that take too fucking long? I feel they just don't value the time. Because by the time I was out of school, I was like,

I have so little of my day left. You know, I got to make it count. And I out here, people are like, oh, I'm out at I got here at seven and I'm out at eight. I'll have a long conversation with the Lodge Lady. I remember fucking hate, dude, that's the thing I hate the most about California. The way the lines move here, that is the only thing

about California. I'm like, oh, well, one of the few things I really hate. I hate how that shit happens. And I think it happens in New York where people are more pushy about it than when it happens here. But here when like you're going to Ralph's and like,

I'm going to hop in here real quick and I'm going to dip out. It's impossible to hop into a place and dip out. Like I'd imagine before they had the self-checkout it would be horrendous. Oh my God.

It'd probably be like murderously bad for me. I think I remember like when we first moved here the Ralphs didn't have a, or like they were like installing them. I think I don't remember. The Ralph Spire Glendale did not have them

because I remember having to talk to, I remember having to talk. That's pretty wild because I know, when I worked at Albertsons in 2005, they already installed a self-checkout. So it's weird to think that like, the place where it's needed the most later, they still didn't have them in certain areas.

Dude, do you know the Walmart and the Empire Center? They, yeah, they took them out for a minute and then they put them back in. I know they were, I know they were like updating them or something. By where I live. They didn't tell me they were updating them if that makes sense because when I went, they had more cashiers and a bunch of them were just standing there doing nothing. And I was like, what the fuck is going on?

He's like, that guy, maybe he just didn't know. He told me, he was like, oh, yeah, they just got rid of them. Like, they wanted. And I was like, this is, I didn't go back for like two months until I needed to get something. They're back now. Oh, what happened? So he, you said, you said, the ones or whatever? I'm assuming they had to be updated.

assuming i thought you heard something because i don't go to walmart i like that's the one of the few places i like i i haven't been to walmart in there's a couple of things that i that are um only at walmart that i have to get unfortunately especially when it comes to medicine i got my switch to walmart no oh that's why i was kind of like wait you got one i was a complete lie that's what i threw me off i thought maybe you finally just gave in nah do you guys do you guys remember do you guys you know what that shit's sold a lot yeah do three three million in four days that three million in the first day. Yeah, I'm not a...

Yeah, of course, it's Nintendo. Yeah, exactly. It's like, oh, Nintendo with partially decent graphics, you know, so, of course, Nintendo nuts on a fucking rag. People would be like, I have to get 12! Yeah, I don't know. It's whatever. But do you guys remember where you got your...

Do you guys get your consoles from weird places? When I lived in New York, I got mine on Fordham Road. I got my PS3 on Fordham Road. Where? What store? Do you remember? It was just some guy? Was it E.B.

Games? Were there still E.B. games? Did we have EB games in New York? Yeah, definitely. I don't remember that. It was GameStop was two companies. It was EBGAM and GameStop.

There was separate at the time. No, I know, I know that, but I, for some... And I think I got it from EB Games. I for some reason. I for some reason, you know what I mean? No, you know how like... No, we had it over here. Do you remember? Do you know what E.B stands for?

Do you remember? No, I'm not even making a joke. I don't remember. Ethnically bought games? Ethnically bought... Ethically. I like ethically, though. No. Electronic business games? You're close.

Electronic boutique. Yes. Oh, really? Yeah. That's it. That makes sense. I never thought of boutique at all. I went to, uh, I went to, uh, because I used to go to software, etc. I know where that is. To get my games. And that was like some fucking, I don't know, it was basically game stop. It was cooler though, because they had weird, they had like, you'd get, they had like engages. Do you remember the engage? Yeah. They're fucking engaged.

What the fuck are you talking about? You don't remember the engage? Engage. The N-N-Hifin gauge. They're like one of those fake game consoles that have like a bunch of games on it. I don't. Actually, I don't. Like the game gear? They're like the game gear.

But like it was called Engage. Yeah. Dude. It's memory. They were so cool. They were so cool. I loved them. You had one?

No, I've definitely played one though. We're the ones you plug into TVs, right? And it has like a fucking like 35 games. There's no such thing. There's no that's a, that's a, that's a, you're thinking of a plug and play. console, which is just like, that's, that's been around forever, like, Pac-Man on like a joystick. It's been around for a while. I'm talking about, if you Google the N-Gage, it's a specific console that had its very, like, its own very specific games. You don't remember this thing?

Is it like in and then gauge, like G-A-G-E? Yeah. Okay. Engage. This fucking thing looks so shit. I can't believe, like, I remember looking at that thing and being like, wow, that looks maybe a little high end, but like, I don't know. I don't know anything. Are you talking about this Nokia bullshit? Yeah. You're talking about this fucking phone, fucking console? This looks like an item that a fucking predator would pull out and they'd use.

It is a predator. It's a predator's device. But like, dude, they had like, oh man, no, I miss this. I did not. I remember this so distinctly and I don't even know why because there's no way it sold well. But like, I remember it. Did you have one? No.

I just remember it. at the software, et cetera. And like they, the way they advertise this thing made me think that I was missing out on something. Because I can play red faction on here. Well, that's what, dude,

that's what I was saying. It's like, at the time, it had like fucking Sonic and like Tomb Raider and fucking SSX and like Virtue of Tennis, Rayman, Tony Hawk's pro skater. And I was like,

what the fuck you can play that shit portably? Of course, the internet didn't exist. So you couldn't look up. Or like for us, you know what I mean? I couldn't use the, internet at my own behest.

And so, like, I couldn't look up how those games actually ran or, like, what those games were on those machines. Yeah. And bro. Like, I thought that was portal two. And I was like, what the fuck? No. They had portal two on there.

How is that possible? How much they go for on eBay? Oh, an N gauge. Jesus Christ. A billion. A clean billion. I'll take a, uh, uh, okay. Hands on.

This video was uploaded February 6th, 2021. Hands on with the Engage. call of duty. They had a call duty on this thing with no joystick. Was it the first one? Like, geez. It's called the call of duty.

The call of duty. Yo, that is out fucking rages. Every three bones, man. What do you think? It looks like, wow. $15 shipping. Fuck my dick. Fuck that.

You know, you know, like boys nothing. Do you guys ever play like mobile ports of a... I played Batman Arkham Knight

on the fucking on the razor dude it was Arkham It was that Arcom It was not Arcombe It was not My face was

You know what You looked up like that Motorola was still making They were still making Motorola Razor ports In

2015 It might have been It might have been The Dark Night Maybe Dark Night Or something like that Uh And maybe on what year was this?

He doesn't know years. He just, 07. Oh, Batman came out around that. That was Arkham asylum. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, Archimicile.

No, no, no. It was 09. No, it was one of the movie games. Maybe it was 08. I thought it was in the movie games. Now, you might be right, actually. I don't know. So it was probably, I think,

either the Dark Night or Batman begins. And I play that on my room. They made those games? Yeah, they did. It was on my friends. It was on my friends, it was on my friends, it was like.

How did I miss this? I remember. I never played them. I didn't know they made those games for those movies. I remember the trial. I remember you got the trial, right? I remember seeing the,

in Game Informer. Like, because I would read Game Informers religiously. So I kind of knew, I knew everything that was coming out with no way to afford any of it. But I remember seeing Batman begins

and being like, and there was other games too, like predator concrete jungle. I don't remember. It was like a predator game. Like it took place in like, not like a modern predator. I mean like the front of the franchise.

But, uh, monster. Yeah. No, like the alien. I understand. I understand. It's worth clarifying because

If you're talking about video games I feel like there's only one conclusion to come towards. It could be like a Jared Fogel's revenge. Don't pass a game. I want to see Predators but it's Fogel against a predator. Yeah, yeah.

Predator versus predator. Yeah, that'd be insane. That is kind of fun. And it'd be Fogel trying to catch a child predator while also the predator's looking for his son. Ooh. This footage of Call of Duty on the Engage gaming right here.

crazy. How many frames is that? I unironically think this is like, what, like 15 frames a second? Maybe. Holy shit. I saw that soldier move and I was like, oh, he's stuck in a time warm, dude. He's fucking, like, he's fucking. They probably advertise it.

They probably advertise it, like, play the whole thing in bullet time. You know? You know, back then where they would like, where they would like try to disguise a setback. as like a feature. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like, that's classic marketing.

Yeah, absolutely. Like, I mean, you saw that too with like the, when they put out the, well, now it's more common, but like the all digital consoles. Yeah. I remember when the Xbox 1S discless version came out. And the box said, disc free gaming.

You got to deal with those cumbersome disks. Yeah, who wants matter? Who wants to actually own a game when you could just fucking assholes. You're what sad about that? It's like you still kind of don't own it anyway. Oh, now for sure,

like you don't. Yeah. It is like, I was thinking because, especially since I don't play on consoles right now, I was like, shit, I don't own anything.

I haven't owned anything physical in a long time. Oh yeah, Steam's all fucking. Yeah. I own a few games. It's kind of a problem or I was thinking of going back and buying some stuff just to have it. I was thinking about getting a 360 because there's a lot of games that I can't,

I mean, to be fair, the current Xbox is like, it's pretty backwards compatible, but there's a lot of shit that I'm like that just doesn't work like I have Marvel's Ultimate Alliance 2 there or 1.

Doesn't work? As far as I know Like maybe the disc is fucking I don't know That's also possible But mercenaries two doesn't work There's a couple games I'm like fuck man

It's so weird Because I have the The Xbox You know the arcade I have the stuff Oh this is the Xbox 1 though Xbox 1 One's probably more backwards compatible

Yeah I still have most of the games I have on there are the All that Xbox arcade shit Yeah And Mercenaries 2 is on there.

Marvel Alliance 2. Ultimate Alliance 2 is on there. Not the first one. I got to try it. Maybe I, maybe I, I think I might have tried Mercenaries 2 and then gave up.

Maybe. To be fair, I haven't, I haven't tried playing it. Maybe it doesn't work. Yeah, I don't know. You know, I'll download it and see what happens. Because if you can download it.

It's in my library. If you can download it, then it probably works. Yeah. Because I don't think you'd be able to download anything that you couldn't play. Yeah. But like discs.

or like kind of like a hit and miss kind of thing that's interesting makes sense yeah but anyway should we move on to some questions from our patrons over it talk about this

why not jack oh well what do you mean the first thing oh the fucking guy well that's well oh okay we got a question about let's do it jack

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right what is fucking what are you looking at scammers, you know how it'll read the text out in voicemail? Oh yeah, yeah. Authorize the payment of $999 for your recent order of the Apple iPhone 16 Pro on your account. Do speaking to that, some of someone using my credit card yesterday, I got, I had to call in and get my credit card canceled. Yeah, that was me. It was really crazy because I had, I had two charges on it. I was like, I'm pretty sure I had like nothing on this credit card. And then I called

then it was groceries too so whoever did is buying groceries it's unfortunate they're probably just struggling but also fuck you that's my money nigga how the hell like did it say where

I was Amazon groceries and I was like excuse me that was me yeah interesting well you're gonna be you're gonna be in trouble soon

but that happened with me with PlayStation uh PlayStation yeah PlayStation store they bought like six or seven games it was like $400 or something

but then I called them I was like yeah I don't live in fucking Bangladesh or whatever the fuck for me with Seattle It said. It said Seattle.

Damn, Seattle did you dirty. I was like, what? I mean, I guess they are a bunch of like dirty fucking, there's a lot of panhandlers there and shit. And then you have,

you know, the Amazon's a bunch of panhandlers that used to work in Microsoft. They're like, they're like, they're like, they're poor, but they have like crazy tech skill.

Yeah, yeah. They're like Wade from a fucking Kim possible. He just sits in the chair. He's like, I'm poor. Anyway, here's my jorker.

Anyway, Anyway, we've got a question about something that happened that I want to preface this by saying, I know, I still to this day don't know anything about these people. I saw this in passing on Twitter and in comparison to all the shit happening. It just kind of feels like whatever, right? So I forgot about it immediately. But then people were writing in about it and I was like, oh, I guess this is like a thing that people are taking notice of that more people know about. But so Randeep Kang wrote in and he says, hey guys, did you hear, do you hear about the, do you hear about the? a YouTuber and his wife getting shot and killed on live stream because of a copyright dispute.

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at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Never heard of this person. You wouldn't. Yeah. Both of them combined probably have like 30,000 subscribers or something like that. Oh, my God. What a fucking waste That is crazy I got the scoop

If he had 70K I could see it So Finney to Legend was in a copyright dispute With the YouTube shooter Finney went on a trip to Vegas Of course Vegas With his wife And was IRL streaming When the shooter booted up his stream

Driving around Vegas yelling about coming to his turf And trying to find them It all ended when the shooter running up To Finney and his partner while on stream And the shooter shot and killed Finney and then Sean killed his wife right after they tried to pick up the camera. That's so crazy.

This really happened? Yeah. I thought it was just the guy that died. Yeah. This situation was really fucked up. Khybera just be turned double homicide. Yeah, man. I...

So this is what happened, right? This guy, Mani, this cholo that lives in Vegas. Uh-huh. He runs his mouth. Of course. It's right by California. So they all moved to Vegas because it's way cheap. They got Spanish-speaking people in Las Vegas?

It's actually extreme. I would have never guessed. Las Vegas. Anyway, yeah, so this guy, I guess he sucks. But, man, okay. That's like this guy, this guy's a real jerk. He's a little knucklehead, man. What a jerk in a bit.

Yeah, yeah. I guess he was just doing a bunch of dumb gang shit, you know, and the reason why Finney, the legend, met his wife was there was like a whole, it was almost like Ethan Ralph where there was people that came together to hate on this dude, Manny. And I guess that dude's wife, Finney the legend's wife, the way they met was she went by the name Bubbly. And she knew Manny. Mani once pepper sprayed her. Yeah. And Finney and Bubbly bonded over that bullshit happening stuff. And he was like, yo, you're lucky he didn't fucking do something worse, even though he eventually did. So they eventually, you know, got married and stuff. She moved to Arizona with dude. And so they came back up to Vegas.

The reason why the whole beef thing even happened was Manny was copywriting Finney the legend. And because Fannie, his whole channel was just shitting on Manny. It was live streams of people hopping on talking about how much manny sucks. And also, if defenders wanted to come on and talk shit too and be like people defending this monster. But he kept it open-ended to where it's like if y'all want to come through and defend this or whatever, but it was just people usually talking shit about him. So he started to gain a little bit of a presence by just shitting on that dude, manny. And of course, he got so upset because the copyrights wouldn't stop in him. and so that's when he came hunting

he went to dozens of casinos looking for Finney and then finally found him didn't see the live stream if anyone's been killed on live stream I've never seen it once I just don't I'm not a fan of seeing it's not you don't see anything

you just it's more commotion and you kind of get the gist of what's happening it's not on camera oh okay I usually it's not like what the that one uh that old black dude that got shot if on Facebook live

I don't know if you remember that oh I saw that one yeah I didn't see it I didn't see the it was just it was morbid I was like, oh, this is not. Yeah, I usually just don't. I usually just don't watch those things.

I hate the way you pretend like this is not shit that you want. It was a old gentleman. It was old gentleman. And it got way out of hand. It kind of like, he sent me, he sent me recently a video from an account called people dying. No, I don't think I did. You fucking did. I don't think I did what I say.

People dying. Was it the car? Are you kidding me right now? I don't know, man. I didn't look at it. Are you kidding me right now? I'm not going to open something from a fucking account called people dying. I don't think I did.

You bitch. People die. Fucking bitch, bitch. What's the last thing you said me? Not people dying so far. Oh, no. Dying on camp. Sorry, I just remembered it.

Yes, this one. Yeah, here. Do I want to see this guy die? You're not going to see him guy. You're going to see him. You're going to see with a commotion. What happened? I wish I knew.

Static electricity on the, on the, gas, I think. Is that what... Or something, I think so. That would be my guess. I don't know. I mean, I'm not a fucking staticologist. That's crazy.

You know what? Sometimes stuff like that makes me a little paranoid. I'm like, oh, God damn. A little. You know, for context, it's a video of a car exploding at a gas station. Yeah. But like, not like a fire explosion. Not a fire explosion.

It's like force. Yeah. That's what it's like, that's terrifying. It's like a balloon popping, but a car. I thought that way with, you know, the, the, the, the, in, um, in, um, in, um, um, in, um, in like the chairs, like the gas fucking thing to lift you up and down. So on some shitty chairs, this one guy

got impaled. Smokey sent me that in the aftermath image. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I didn't. There's no body. There's this chair strad all over place and it's some blood. But like and it's like they blow up

and I was like I'm not buying a chair like that ever again. So don't buy Chinese is what I'm, that was my thing because I'm like, yeah. Oh, you don't want to buy a cheap gas one. So I would just say if you're going to buy a gaming chair, because there's some ones that are fucking cheap now. I'm talking like 70 bucks or something.

60, don't buy those. I don't buy those fucking chair. On the fucking 0.2% chance that I just don't even want to risk that. It's so crazy that a chair could be so damaging. It's crazy. And it directly goes into your asshole too. Yeah.

It just ruptured. It turns you to go right up your asshole turns you into a cone head for a brief period. and then you're dead. You fucking look like a scarecrow afterwards. It's like the worst, man. You're like Patrick. Ooh, little, little. And then you fucking die.

All dead. Hopefully you're streaming too so somebody caught that shit. Dr. House comes in and it's like, there's a chair in this guy's ass. I solved it. I solved it. I don't know why this doctor's had a crime seat

theoretically. You're wrong, House. It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, Technically the chair. It's just the cold. There's a fucking metal rod impaled up his guy's ass. His chair's exploded. He's lying on the ground of blood.

It's a cold house. The chair didn't kill him. It was the cold. It was the cold virus. Influenza. It's a cold house. It's like it's actually quite nice in here. It's actually quite nice.

At what would you just think of the difference? Like he died from the cold he died. Afflicted him after. Because he was dying. Yeah. At that point it's cemented. He died of the chair. but this cold what finally made his heart stop.

Well, technically, like, it'll be weird. It'll be a weird episode because they'll both technically be right because, like, he sat down to go look up cold remedies. So the cold did technically kill him. Yeah. But also, it's obviously primarily the chair. Wrong house. Who would get the experience?

The cold or the chair? Who would get the experience? The chair. Well, they're both, everything's dead, I guess. That's true. I guess it's like it's a, it's a draw, really. Nobody gets any experience. That's a waste of experience, but that's waste of soul.

Yeah, the doctor who comes in to get to, who picks up, it's like fable, where you get to, you get to pick up. Like, like fucking ony musha. Dude, that new on a mushi game that's coming out. I think like early next year or something. Yeah, I'm, I'm excited. Have you seen gameplay of it? Yeah. They showed gameplay of it twice, I think, no.

They show gameplay of it. It looks cool. I'm excited. I'm excited. Have we talked since Resident Evil? or it's, Musashi. Oh,

is he's back? It's, yeah, it's him. Well, he's not back. He's, this is,

they did a series on him on Netflix. Oh, really? And then now he's in the game, which is cool, because like, before it was Samnoske Akachi.

Samnoske was the main character. Yeah, the second guy, I can't remember his name. That wasn't the third one. Third one is Saminiscan the French guy from the future, which is funny to say.

This is funny, funny to say that sentence. The name is fucking awesome. Yeah. Here's Sammoske and a French actor from the future. For the future. I'm going to trade places.

Was that what that game was? I never played the third one. I heavily vouched for that game. That's why I'm like the second one was the weak point. Week point they just released it right. And now you can get the double for like, you can get both games like 40 bucks. Kind of cool.

But I'm like, yeah, yeah, cute. Can we do the future game please? Can we get fucking John Reno? Fucking, I was going to slaying. I was going to say something different. Slaying fucking ony in the back of the, the day with this cool sword whip thing it's fucking cool man sword whip is so cool yeah what a ridiculous idea it's so dumb but i love it it's like fucking iv it's so brutal it's like there's a

character with like a gun scythe also in some game that i gun what how's that work it's fucking well dude it's the side that you hold it sometimes and shoot like like you turn the the knob i don't remember around no i don't remember exactly i think it was like because the gun barrel was at the end where the blade was so it would be like so i think the idea was that i can't remember what game this was, but I know I've seen it. Where you'd get the scythe around the back of somebody's neck and then you'd shoot it and then it would pull the thing back and it was crazy

cool. That sounds cool. Yeah. It sounds way cooler than like Squall's Gunsword. Squall from Final Fantasy. Because Gunsort is stupid because there's no barrel. It's so dumb. I think it looks cool. It's that. You know what's the design is cool as shit? The Lionheart? Yeah.

I fucking love that gun. It's a complete non-seggler but I do want to mention. Hi, I'm Dr. Jacob and and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause,

it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights

into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I had my first in-and-out that didn't disappoint me the other day. Oh, wow.

I finally had a burger that didn't suck from them and fries that weren't soggy. The fries not being soggy was amazing. Okay, hold on. They're usually fucked. In-and-out sucking is so crazy. If you get fries delivered, is that your issue? No, I've only ever gotten in-bath. You can't have in-and-out delivered.

They don't deliver. Well, you can't give. Oh, oh. Well, you can and you can't because that line is so ridiculous. Yeah, yeah. Because you have to, like, well, to me, the only reason if, if, if you have, if there's in and out where you can go inside, I only ever go inside. Because you know, you can't order in and out.

Because the line is fucking, I know what you mean. They don't, they don't, they don't, I don't mean they haven't partnered because they don't need to. They don't need to. People will come there and get it. I think, I think in and out is so, like, I think in and out is such a, like, pretty decent burger. Like, there's nothing like, I can't.

I think the patty is excellent. I can't, like, I can't think of something. The biggest thing is... It's everything that surrounds it. Plenty of salt and pepper and they have an onion oil that... The main reason why I know they use an onion oil

is that it gives me a lot of acid just to patty itself because I would get like a fine Dutchman which is just a patty and cheese and then I'm like I have so much acid that I should it from a patty. It's not that much fat in it.

They're very small. You know? It's not like juicy fucking big burger. So... He's like he becomes Kaelid. What's that? That's crazy. From fucking elder.

Oh. With all the fucking, all the big-headed puppies. Just pure poison. I was like, we say. I fucking hate that place, man. Whatever. Yeah, who, who, who, who likes Kaelid? I kind of like it here.

I love it here. I love the, I like that it's wrong. Yeah. It looks to the idea of it like, oh, this is a wrong place. Good. I shouldn't go here. I hate those dogs, though. The fucking big-headed, big-headed puppies. Yeah.

They look so creepy. They look creepy in a way that nothing else in that game looks creepy. They look like really uncanny. They're birds like that, too. You ever seen the birds that, like? The birds are all in that vein as well, but like there's something about the dogs. They're so annoying. I hate those dogs.

I love hitting them with the heavy swords and they fall over and they're like scramping. I'm going, I'm going to fucking kill you and I hit them again. Those dogs, I think I'm convinced if I saw Eldon Ring when I was like 10, those dogs would have freaked me out. Yeah. Or like nine. Something like where it's just like, that's, I don't know. I think that I was always a pussy with the hands. The giant hands would have freaked me out.

I don't know why. Have you ever hit them with fire and see them like roll around and rise on the floor? It's fucking hilarious. It's just creepy. Like, why is the hand acting like a creature? I don't know. It just creeps me out, dude. I think it's, I think it's, I'm used to doing that to my dog to freak her out.

If you do that, they just, for some reason, their brain just assumes it's a spider. It's a, it's kind of awesome. How dumb they are. I have to kill this thing. I have to kill it out. Because they treat it like it's a, like, it's a threat. Right. They don't understand that it's part of you.

Oh, my God. What do you get the object permanent is where they understand like something, okay, that changed or this is different. Yeah, yeah. It's still the same person. Nope, it's completely different now. It's a different entity. I need to attack or run away.

It's my dog and it always like opened their mouths to play with you. Then you're like, it's me now. And you're like, oh, I'm sorry, master. I'm sorry,

master, I attempt to harm you. My mistake. Imagine living that life though, where like you just have to contend with the reality where it's just like, okay. Like imagine I'm talking to you,

right? Yeah. And then I blink and you're a lion. You know what I mean? Or you're like a threat. And then I blink again and you're back to normal. And I just have to assume that like, oh, the lion's gone. Oh, great.

Oh, great. The average of a schizophrenic, man. This is like, yeah. This is my hand. People were saying that. Somebody said that, right? Babies are schizophrenic. Didn't somebody say that?

A schizophrenic baby. Did we talk about that or something? That's really fucking horrible. If I were to guess, I would say that babies are schizophrenic. They're not, though. If you put a baby, if you put a baby's brain in an adult body. Fuck. Like that would be a schizophrenic person basically.

It would just be extremely fucking stupid. I mean, there's a fine line. I don't know that's schizophrenic and it's actually really fucking sad. It's like one of the saddest shit. Well, how do you know, really? What do you mean? You're just assuming that it's sad. No, they're like, I hear and see things that are straight up just not.

Like my friend has one of the dogs that helps him like, he like he goes, the ghost has greet. And if it doesn't greet somebody's like, oh, that's just something I'm imagining. So that's just a demon sitting in my bedroom right now. Awesome. That's actually, that's so cool. That is the dumbest thing I've heard so funny. That's a cool concept.

Not being able to perceive reality correctly and not knowing if someone's around to harm you or not. No, I'm not saying, you can't go outside barely even. No, I'm not saying it's like enviable or like I would want it. I'm saying like as a concept, the idea of like a dog using a dog.

Oh, that use of the dog. Yeah. Okay. That's like an interesting idea. I never once consider that that would be like a thing. He tells us dogs great people. But see, the issue with that is like some dogs are schizophrenic. Because I know dogs will park at like, you know, just the corner of the kitchen.

You have to have a trained dog. We legitimately had a schizo dog. That dog's all goes. That dog would like recognize us and then like moments later not recognize us. That shit sucked. Yeah. You have to get a well-trained dog to do it obviously. You can't have a fucking.

Oh yeah. You would get a reg. You can't have a fucking. Find a dog from the pound and it. put it to work. Just a traumatized dog with like get a hair marks all over it. Give it a fucking

give it a fucking vest. You're on the clock now, dickhead. Yeah, dickhead. Yeah. Dog got beaten viciously for the first seven months of its life.

And now it has to work a job. I've got nine to five. That skitzel guy has the, you know, the helper dog or whatever. And he's like, could you greet that person? Just attacks him immediately.

He just, the dog just attacks him. The first thing it does. The dog's real. That's so fucking sad. What is it about an abused dog that is so much sadder than an abused human? Because humans suck.

Right. It's just that. What if the dog was abused by another? Like, what if a dog punched this shit of another dog for five years? Well, the thing is the thing about, the thing about dogs is that dogs in their natural state are just allies to humans, you know?

In a way that humans aren't exactly. Humans just suck. It's just, it's simple. I think it's a mathematic thing. They suck. Look, I was watching a true crime thing last night. And it was a YouTube. that went crazy and killed his family

you guys probably might have about it. Yeah, this was like an old Seems to be happening He was called like the anime something I can't remember his name No, I don't know But the anime something he was I know about the Skyrim guy

Oh that was crazy Yeah The TikTok Skyrim guy He popular he kind of popularized those videos Of like people pretending To be NPCs in Skyrim Where they were like kind of like Oh yeah yeah

Yeah I love those Yeah yeah I love those too He killed his wife Yeah he killed him Um was he the Oh no this I'm thinking of a different guy There's a guy playing GTA and he pretended to stream while he was killing his girlfriend.

There was a different one. Oh, yeah. That's nefarious. Like, he record, if this is the same thing I'm thinking of. He recorded like an entire fake stream of him. Yeah. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget

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accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. So like he recorded himself. Yeah. And then he like he, I think he streamed, the screen playing the video of his live stream and then he would make excuses

like he just wouldn't react to hey guys I'm not gonna be reacting to chat today or like yeah or like because like the chat's not working or whatever like but I want to play this game and like whatever it's kind of brilliant yeah except for the cops when they reviewed

they immediately didn't buy it that's so interesting I wonder why though because like that seems like that could work it seems like it could work but then I think with just knowing the I think it was just a simple, like, contact into YouTube people of, hey, how was this, was this streamed or was this a pre-recorded? You know, like, you know how you just uploaded? They probably just immediately were given the information, the metadata that this was a video that was uploaded and it wasn't live streamed directly to YouTube.

Oh, interesting. Like, it was like, this was an actual thing and it wasn't, there was some type of metadata that let them know that there was something to, he tried, but it didn't work. I don't know. I actually, I need to, I would have to follow up on that. It's extremely funny. Somebody listening might know way better. Someone's going to use AI for that shit, by the way. Eventually, yeah. So there's going to be like AI, use my voice to, use my voice, react to chat every, I don't

know, every seven minutes, right? Oh, right. And then, you know, and then just record an entire gameplay session, record, like, stream the screen so it's not an uploaded video. People are going to get, it's going to get bad. Yeah. Yeah, what was the? What the fuck led me to that?

I'm sure. It's going to lead to a war then we're going to stop. Probably he already is. Oh, you're talking about the dog versus human things. The thing that I was watching that YouTuber, he tortured and killed a bunch of animals. And like all of those stories,

like I kind of like fast forwarded through them. Yeah. I didn't really want to hear the details of him like killing a bunch of animals. But then like, then he's describing to the cops like how he killed his family. Like awful. I still felt bad, but I didn't have to skip over it

because I don't feel nearly as bad. because like animals are just not... They're completely helpless. Yeah, they're not doing anything. They're just there because you put them in the situation, then you kill them. I think that's... And humans are just like, ooh, I'm dumb, stupid and gay.

My line is so crazy because seeing people get blown up and fucking get grenades thrown at them, something like that. I can watch that, but I think there's something so much more disgusting about hearing someone describe the evil of doing that to somebody. Because I think for me, it's always like, it's like detached. It's like, oh, there's a degree of separation, where there's a person on a screen turning into mist.

opposed to this guy being like, yeah, I got really upset so I grabbed my daughter I dragged her down seven flights of stairs Then I proceeded to stomp on her little sobbing Yeah, it's crazy to me That's so much more like this is evil Yeah I'm opposed to the moments of stupidity That lead to harm people

Evil like meditated Like premeditated evil So much worse to me Dude this this story is kind of crazy Because it wasn't It was on a he wanted to kill people And then it just This was just like I guess the perfect

in his mind the perfect opportunity because he didn't actually plan it. It's just his mom was in the garage and he shot her. And then his brother just happened to be passing by just being like, what was that loud sound? And like I guess that guy has that. Yeah. I guess that guy has guns all the time. So his brother didn't even register when like that guy was pointing the gun at his brother.

His brother didn't register because he was still kind of confused what was happening. He's so used to him having guns. So he shot him, ran into the bathroom. Dad now is like getting up what the hell's going on and shoots his dad. and he falls back on the bed. Then he tries to get into the bathroom where his brother ran in, just shot a bunch and then kicked the deadbolt.

And he's like, oh, I got him, I guess. And then he did kill shots just to make sure none of them were suffering. And that was his justification to be like, I wanted to make sure they didn't suffer. And then, him describing it was so crazy because he was just like,

I would hurt anybody. Hold on. I was like, I would hurt anybody to, if anybody did anything to my family. family, I would kill them. And he's like, you know, but, you know, I guess I was just, they couldn't save themselves from me. You know, it was like, it was so crazy.

Listen to talk. You describe this telling me? I mean, honestly, Dylan Roof, you know, like, he looked kind of like, just some white guy with a dumb haircut, um, anime nerd. I can't remember his name. It was something like, something I had to do with anime. Of course it's anime. It's always anime.

Yeah. And you know what he looks like. He's just standard fucking nerd. It's always anime, man. It's always anime. It's always anime. Maybe we're just like, I'm fighting for something greater than myself. You know, I'm telling you, man.

I'm, look, man. Dude, I'm, I was a weave once upon a time and I've never really had that thought, you know, like, maybe I should, maybe I should eradicate my whole family. Were you like a legit, like a certified weeb? Uh, probably not. I was probably like, I was probably less so. Weren't you selling drugs? Yeah. Okay, well, there you go.

Yeah. So. Yeah. So. Yeah. So. Yeah. You kind of specting to a different lane. I think I like anime a lot I think most black kids like anime Now I liked it but I wasn't as much as fucking

Puss as they are Because I hate black I'm black webs bottom ones now They're so they're so aggravating to me Why? Because they're just they're just full on losers They have no they have no veneer of like Is that not just Weaves in general

Why why do you think so mean Why singling them out? Well for me once in my time it's like yeah like anime I play basketball Like, you know, I do sports. So playing basketball makes you not a loser, I guess. It makes, at least lets you have some sort of other characters. Got a little bit of swag, you know?

Being an anime fan, you know? Like, yeah, I play Pokemon, but I also like, I really like hip-hop and stuff like that. And I don't argue about animas online all day. And I have an anime profile picture of a character that's not black, but I made them black as my profile picture. That is funny. And that bothers me so much. And they're doing nothing wrong. I just don't like it.

I don't know anyone like that. Because you're so old. If you know something like that, you should, you know If I knew them, they probably would You should be like that guy's brother I was going to say, yeah, yeah, it's true Well, look, I don't know anything about these people in Vegas Oh yeah, rest of peace, Finney and Bobbley

Yeah, I guess Manny won Mani one Mani one Fini zero Yeah, I mean, that's It is crazy, like that is psychotic to do Yeah, but you know with them Is he, did he get arrested? Do we know?

Oh yeah, yeah, so he's not. He made it out, he's a down. Well, I don't know, it's possible. No, he's like, he's a, no. bail, obviously. He's trying to get a, he's trying to get his own up. Yeah. You're gonna give him to get a chair.

Well, so yeah, so he's probably, we're gonna see what's gonna happen, but he had a public defender, but now he's gonna, he's talking, he's gonna consult his family and see if he can get a private attorney. But it's just like, Nick, you, what are you? It's not wasting people's time. Yeah, you're on camera. Time and money. Just get the public defender, bro.

Like, come on. Just go to bed. That's so fucking funny. Go to sleep, dude. Like, all right, man. Anyway. You don't have money to like fucking Just don't be in a toilet

So I'm not breathing anymore So crazy So American Butter wrote in American Butter Said sup rioters Yeah my uncle Who's never been to L.A. is telling me you lefties

Are burning it down And then they should just shoot them But how burnt down How burnt down is it actually? I love it. I love it I love like The two different realities

Yeah it's very funny It is fascinating to Just go on Facebook Is the best thing to go Go on Spacebook, go in a conservative circle, and see what they're saying. It is fucking, it's hard. You want to say night and day, but that doesn't do it justice. I saw AI video of people burning down the Hollywood side.

There's like a bunch of like old people in the comments being like, I can't believe. California used to be such a beautiful blaze. Just like, you know what's funny about the assumption that LA burns down after every single one of these rides? Is that like also the assumption would have to be that we somehow rebuild it exactly as it was in. record time. Record. Like, it's just like, wow, it's crazy. And all this new infrastructure also looks a little bit old. How did that happen?

We built it up and then there looks like there's age, this building's kind of aged. No, but no, no, no, but Derek, the Apple store got robbed. Oh! What's crazy? Is that like, LA riots? People that went here for LA riots are like, yeah, the same shit happened during early riots. They made it seem like it was the most fucking hostile

thing ever and it wasn't. It was just people being really mad about cops killing black people. Yeah, I even, I even grew up assuming that like because it was called the LA riots that it was like oh it must have been like at least like a block or two got fucked up I was you know and it was like four or five

stores maybe yeah maybe I was living Koreans were out there but you know I was living in LA actually only killed another Korean by accident you know that really yeah they didn't actually that was also like fake I love the idea of that because I just I told you the story right

of the idea of we were at like one of our friends house you're talking about roof top Koreans. That's imagine like a snake eater dressed Korean guy on the top of his roof on a rifle. He's being like snake eater. And it pans away. This is a guy looking to telescope aiming particularly at black folk. But no, it is aired out a guy that might have been his cousin.

Yeah, just completely. It was that. Yeah, it's I don't know, man. It became like a legend in the same way. What was that when the Ukraine war first started? There was that the like a ghost the ghost of Ukraine or whatever. Do you remember that? No, I don't remember that at all. So, it was... Like, space ghosts with a Ukrainian

guy? I gotta be honest, so I don't follow Eastern European shit at all. No, it's, I mean, it seeps into the world, though. No, I know. But, like, I mean, to the degree, like, I feel like you pay more attention to it. Because... Yeah, I mean, it's the reason why Jojo's even here. Yeah. What I'm saying is, that makes sense.

Yeah. But I've never heard of a ghost of Ukraine. So, like, the ghost... It's just... It's just... You might remember this just because of the picture that they used. Oh, can you pull it up? I might remember. I might jogging my memory. Hold on. There's some fellow with a stick. But yeah, so let me say this about the riots or whatever.

Like, bro, like, look, of course people are going out of pocket. There's always people doing stupid shit that doesn't do. Oh, sorry, Ghost of Kiev, not Greek, Crane. Oh, I think I know. I do remember this. I remember hearing that at least. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. That's crazy. Where's the, where's the meat? No one, I guess I got to type

been his name to I don't know Anyway the point is Dude so I want to say this too I was in downtown L.A. For Summer Games Fest To meet up with some people I was meeting up with Dustin and Brad

And Cog and a bunch of other people Dude I saw Anita Sarkesian there Which is crazy Yeah you saw the picture I thought she's still around Dude well I That's what I was like I thought I saw a ghost

I was like what the fuck I was so confused It looks It looks like it looks like it might not be like it was because it's been a long time right yeah but i remember like i saw it i was like is that is that is that an ace sarcasing i was like no i can't be in god you shouldn't give her hug dude she was also so small like how tall do you think it needed sarkeasy it is it's it's one of those things that i you couldn't tell right no but in my mind five six five seven you know at least or eight dude like mega small like like four 10 maybe i couldn't believe it when i saw it

I definitely wouldn't have thought she was that small. Being sports is crazy because a decent-sized dog is like a threat. Yeah. Like a Labrador retriever it could kill you. Even in my head as I think about it, I'm like, I can't. Maybe that just wasn't her, but it looked a lot like her. Maybe because of her attitude, to be, like, to be honest, when you think about certain people, the way that they behave themselves, you don't think of them as being really tiny, I guess,

online particularly. Right, yeah. Like, we think of people like with her attitude, the way. People have said that about me in fairness, so I guess I get it. Yeah. It's all like, when online, you can't clock, because here's an example. The Amazing Atheist is like 6 foot 6 or something. And yeah, he's extremely tall.

What a scary fucking thing. You imagine him? How could you? Bursting into your house, denying Jesus? Jesus is real. Violently, violently, taking your fucking crucifix and melting it in his hands. This is me.

This is handing you like the guy delusioned. The amazing atheist. Beating the fuck out of his chest. it's like that, then he disappears. That is crazy. But like, you can't tell because he just, cameras is facing at his chest and up in his head. So you can't tell all this.

I just remember being, I don't know, like sometimes people just surprised me because I just, I guess, I always guess in like a median. You know, like a median just to, you know,

but some people are tall. People are surprised how big I am all the time. Yeah, I'm, I just have known you forever. Yeah. But like the, uh,

oh, I ran into skill up there. I was, it was nice. But the point is to say, I was in downtown LA. Yeah. know and like people were in downtown la kojima was there showing death stranding he wasn't

ducking bullets you know like this is like a couple blocks maybe and by the way one block here another block over here that like where maybe things get out of pocket are like people fucking get stupid and they like rob an apple store and it's like that come on yeah you know that looks stupid and those phones don't work stupid and no one's gonna buy those things exactly but um those people aren't they they're like anytime it's looting those people aren't they're not protesters yeah yeah obviously not protestors at that point at that point at that point those people become looters writers whatever the fucking want but the majority of these people the majority of the and the one time that I walked through a little bit of a protest it was literally

just people like I think they were blasting just fucking Spanish music and dancing and shit yeah let's put it this way it's not fucking crazy uh Hassan was there Do you think his fucking, you know, do you think somebody in his position would risk his life? Yeah. If this was like really, there's some shits going on. It's crazy. There's like, to be fair, Hassan specifically like went and sought out the high, you know, like he went and tried to go into into the places that specifically like would be, you know, these high, you know, competition places. Yeah.

Yeah. I think he might have gotten some like tear gas or something. I don't remember. I think they had like an air gun blown it in or something. Yeah. Something like that. I can't remember what he said because I only caught like a little bit of it just to see like, oh, well. there's a good example

Unfortunately Him doing that And the purpose of doing that It's not going to The The conservatives And other people That watch whomever

Yeah On that side They It literally never leaks Into their space They don't see any of that They don't see Kyle Kulinski

They don't see any of that You know I did think it was funny Because Crystal Ball Married to Kyle Kulinski Yeah Yeah She because since she did that show With I forgot

She makes me so mad Because what kind of name is that? Well it's her parents. No, but that's what I mean. It's like, how dare you? It's not a real name, right? Well, no, it's her name.

Her parents are cute. It's just like, I had a kid that went to school with us. His last name was Moss. So his dumb-ass parents named him Chris. So it's sound like Chris Moss. And it's like, your parents are gay. Like, that's, you're white, your parents don't respect you.

They named him Chris Moss? Yeah. You know, to be cute. And it's like, don't, don't, don't, don't disrespect your kid. Like, you know, it's just like calling your kid's crystal ball. You're like, it's your, you're,

didn't you say you want to name your kid fighter pilot or something? So it's, it's, it's, it's evolved. It's, it's actually much worse now. Okay. So now it's, uh, auto von.

So auto, O TTO, but that's a very European name. So it's, you know, tracks. And then, and then autopilot. Yeah, autopilot.

But auto. but then like Vaughan was Jojo's idea I never even thought I was like Otto Von Pilot Sounds like some old timey fucking pilot That's gonna like you know Also He's like the one of those old timey bodybuilders

But he's also a pilot and shit That sounds like somebody that James Bond would kill Yeah You know Auto Von Pilots Yeah so I'm just like This is gonna be good And I was just picturing it

Because you know since she has very tall jeans I'm assuming I'm gonna have a light skin Tall Sun That'll be in the NBA and then people are going to chant OVP. Yeah. I'm just, I'm trying to manifest it because I want millions.

Yeah, you should do it, yeah. I want to be like, you know, you always see the dads of the games that are all there like, oh,

my son, I didn't do shit in life, but thank you, son. I want to be that. Thank you, son, for fucking making me feel worth it.

Yeah, I want to do that. Yeah, finally, finally I did it. All right, here's the ghost to keep. I don't know if you remember this.

It looks like Sam Hyde a little bit. Does that Sam Hyde actually? Oh my God. I thought you were making a joke by saying that. That is one of the best memes about Sam Hyatt is that like he's always like the default person. Like he's like no matter what the shooting is. Yeah, there's a bad shooter.

It's always it. It's kind of amazing that he hasn't been like, like that is crazy to me. He is so unwound. I'd be very upset about that. Everything I see of him is like the most like what the fuck? This guy was allowed to be on the truth and he does. I feel like there's a little. like people they're afraid to go after him.

I think that's what it is. I think because his fucking fan base is so crazy. But he's not like, I don't know, man. Like, I don't think, I think he would actually do anything fucking crazy. Like, I, um, I, I've, I know people that have been around him.

He's not, he's whatever. He's harmless in these, but in certain situations, I, I imagine, I think it's more about like his fan base and people that would. Oh yeah. His fans suck. Do crazy shit for him. And his, uh, the, the, the image that he puts out is not

comforting. Yeah. And he is like a freak. Like, make no way say he's a freak. Like he donated like 5K to the fucking, what's stormfront or whatever? He's not like an excusable person. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, I was like, how do you that?

But again, so the people that know that, there's, there's a lot of people that know that not talking about it. Yeah. And so I then ask the question why. And I feel like, well, they're a rabid fat. Because, uh, I think. Nothing serious, man. Who's that, that guy that, uh, harassed boogie came to his house? Oh, Frank Castle.

Yeah. Yeah. That's it. I can't it's it's not that it's uh it's because that's uh it's because that's it's very close it's fran it's i it's frank hassle it's i it's frank hassle because i it's it sounded like i was saying castle but like it's frank oh because when did the k yeah frank has my bad my bad that's hard to say frank hassle frank hassle not frank castle that's interesting yeah yeah yeah yeah i feel like people adjacent to him they're the type of people that would

come to his, Sam High's defense. If you made a video, like, people like that might come out of the woodworks and terrorize

somebody. I'd rather not make a hit piece on him or not even hit expose, I guess. Sure, yeah. I mean, I feel the same way to be fair.

You know, like I can talk about like this on the service, but I wouldn't make an isolated video. Yeah, it'd be crazy. Because it's just not, why invite that chaos?

Yeah, it's unnecessary. Yeah. But, yeah, so L.A. is, I hesitate to say it's fine

because there's always problems in LA but like it's not like a fucking apocalypse dude like you're fine yeah there are places in let's just say Appalachia for example that are monsters that are infinitely worse that are desolate that there's just meth heads on the street

like all the stuff even even California itself was like way worse during the fires like it's like the fires were actually serious you know what I mean that was actually like a big deal there's a real humanitarian crisis because a bunch of people's lives were being threatened by yeah by wildfires

versus these protests, you know, because people are being snatched up ISIS coming to fucking graduations, fucking harassing people while, you know, kids are trying to graduate. Fucking insane. And then you have the dumbest and evil people on this planet celebrating that shit. You'll tell them this is happening. And they're like, good. This is exactly what I voted for. Did you see that they, uh, withheld, or they detained a fucking Arizona Marshall or whatever the fuck? Yes.

Like an act, like a Marshall. A Marshall. They're detaining people who like are also like here legally, by the way, who are just, waiting for their, you know, immigration court dates or for their papers to go through who are following the legal process and they're roundup anyway. Nice is fucking stupid. Yeah. Like they're rounding up.

Fuck guys. U.S. citizens. And but people are starting to realize people that are neutral and people that are obviously on the left, they didn't know how, um, how racist and bigoted these people are that they're finding out that, the ones that were hiding under the guise of, oh, we're just going after the illegals. We just want the illegals out.

They're starting to find out that no, they just want brown people out in general. They're starting to figure it out that like, like, oh, these. people that voted for this actually want brown people out in general it's not about illegals in crime they're hiding behind that because there's cheering on what they're doing apprehending and rounding up people who are actually legal yeah and they're still fine with what's happening did you see that uh trump himself said was like well we got to make exceptions for farmers farmers who've been working here for a long time i mean they're oh they're good people that nigga got calls dude he got calls look he for sure because he's fucking

with big money with the tariffs. That's why he had to keep going back and forth and keep bringing them back and extending it before because there's people's money that he fucking with that will make sure he's not president anymore. The thing too about that is that like this by the way reinforces the fact that like he doesn't really care about any of 100%. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget.

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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like he just believes whatever people tell him basically he's just like he doesn't Trump does not care if like brown people are in this country for free or whatever like he's just he's just pandering to a base and so like when it turns out that like oh actually these people actually do good for the community uh and um actually a lot of people in positions of power particularly with farming actually like these people um then he's like okay we'll figure yeah that's fine then yeah no problem you know suddenly the we got to get everybody out now becomes like, actually whatever.

Yeah, the quote is. There's like no principle at all. I just wish that, which to be fair, good I guess on that sense, but like, it is objectively a good thing

to rescind some of that stuff. It's just so upsetting to see the, like I said, he's infallible to these cult members. Even when he did something completely contradictory that should upset them. Right.

They should be upset because it's like, oh, you're going to allow some of these illegals to stay because they're the farmers and they should be upset about that because they want the illegals out. But now they're just like, oh yeah that sounds good Trump

you guys literally are no convictions they have no principles no convictions no morals nothing I've seen some people be like well my position hasn't changed but I still but it's also like I still love our president there's still a butt and I'm like yeah you you do it is weird that you love

this person and not a policy you're not about you're not supposed to love a president it's insane it's so weird it's weird it's the due process like you remember back then when you saw the motherfuckers that were like and now to be fair those people instantly after Obama when Obama started continuing

all the Bush policies for the most part then a lot of those people that were huge fans of Obama fell off so at least I give them a pass whatever they got caught up in the hype and then they is so far past that with Trump right like oh all the stuff that he said he was going to do as far as like say being a normal

person now he's doing all this fucking crazy authoritarian shit and those people are still riding for him and I'm like I don't know if those people are ever going to fall off I do think Obama inadvertently kind of did the, started the cult of personality presidency, though. No. Because I don't think people were fans of Bush in the way that people were fans of Obama.

Well, just well before Obama, man. Well, well before Obama. Who would you say that? I'm not saying Reagan, the fuck are you guys talking about. Didn't I feel retroactive, though? No, do people fucking love that guy? Like, I know they loved him as an actor. No, it's because the connection of that.

That's fair. They loved him because of the actor he was. But what I'm saying is like... JFK. JFK was a cult person who's a guy, too. Oh, my God. No, no, I'm not saying... I'm saying in a cult like...

I'm saying the... modern context. I'm saying in like, because I think it happens and then it fades because like after Reagan, like I mean, Bill Clinton was,

had some of it. George W. George W. George W. George W. Howard Walker. Uh, who gives a fuck.

Son or dad? Herbert Walker is son. No, dad. If you put Herbert in front of it, it's not the son. So, uh,

he was milk toast, you know, I feel like his biggest moment was being on the Simpsons. And that's a storm means him initiating that. I'm not talking about,

if we're talking about political stuff, sure. But, like, I mean, like, as far as we're just talking to, like, popularity, right? What people think. Clinton is an icon in a way just as a sex pest, right? Right, yeah. Everybody in between, like, Carter, people just respected him, but he was not like, yeah, the cult of personality. Jimmy was not respected.

It was like a handful. He was disrespected in the political sense because he was trying to do the right thing. But in a real world, people loved him. He fucking was like, I think there's a difference between, like, leave the Palestinians alone. And they're like, oh. I think it's a difference between. Remember people saying he was wrong. Isn't that crazy?

Sorry to drop the button. He said he was wrong. Like, oh, he's wrong for that. And it like literally just fits the paradigm 35 years. It's the same thing. And it's like, oh, oh. The same thing's happening. What do you mean?

The same thing's happening. The fucking administration's still saying people that are trying to defend Palestinians are wrong. It's insane. It's the same thing's happening. What they change? Is he fucking Lizzie Graham saying game on or whatever when Israel struck a, or when Iran was like, hey, you can't strike us? What the fuck?

Bro. You can't kill our top scientific. Iran said some crazy shit recently. Who? Oh, no, Iran. Like, the Iranian officials were like, yeah, get ready. And I'm just like, cool, man. Yeah.

Dude, Alex Jones is coming right now because he's been talking about a war with Iran for like fucking 10 plus years. Like egging it on? Yeah, he's, he's been one of the people saying, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming. But it's coming as like a, that's bad or it's coming as in like, yay. It's bad. No, so he doesn't, his position was always, and he was correct. He was like, hey, let's get out.

of Iraq, let's get out of Afghanistan, let's get out of, let's get out of fucking everywhere, it's got out of Libya, let's get out of, you know, everything we had hands in and shit, toppling fucking governments and putting in puppets. And then so it's like, they're trying to do the same thing with Iran, right? They've been trying to do that for the longest time. But he kept fearmongering saying it's coming now, it's coming now, it's coming now, and that it would never come. And now it's finally here, he's like, oh, oh my God. He's been edging for 50 years. Oh my God, I told you. Anyway, yeah.

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It's a... It's a vitamin. Oh. It's not approved by the FDA, but it doesn't matter. It's a supplement. It's a vitamin R. Okay. What's it for?

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and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. tiny wings on your bone marrow. That is actually, unironically, one of the craziest sentences I've ever fucking heard in

my life. A great thing about it is, you can't prove or disprove that. I can probably prove that. Who's going to do that? Cut somebody open as been using it. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so who's going to cut somebody open and look for wings in their bone marrow? Get his leg and just, think, think.

You need a thousand X microscope to even be able to see these wings. Oh, shit, there's really wings. They're microscopic wings. And then like, you know, you get the thousand X and he's like, no, I said 10,000. Like, you're not listening to me. You're not listening. It's your fault. They're smuggling wings into your bone marrow with tardigrates.

At that moment, you just get struck by lightning through your window. Like, open your window to get a breeze and a lightning comes in and kills you. I'm so shocked he hasn't been. They're putting chemicals in your brain. The fact that someone has... Replaced your bone marrow with lead. The fact that a parent hasn't been like, nah, jackpot. And it's walked upon him and filled his stomach full of lead.

At the very least, I'm surprised someone hasn't beaten the piss out of him live Like in public, I mean It's just, it's There's a lot of people that are like that Where you're just like, I'm surprised You're like, how is nobody That you're able to walk free is fucking fascinating to me

Yeah, you know You just, we should get him into some Hipop beef Look at the piss beat out of him immediately Yeah, we should make Uh, thing There's not really many real killers of hip hop in here Well, you know what?

Alex Jones has got to start making videos About this manny guy Maddie breaks out of prison How can we navigate this? How can we call out? By the way, by the way, I understand very thoroughly that this is in poor taste because this just happened like a day ago.

But it is such a ridiculous situation. The Mani Shank redemption. He makes it out. covers his hole with the with the with the fucking poster i'm a i'm a maniac maniag i'm shooting people hey who are you it's me manny it's me manny foo and then just let's go let's get the next question rfk's brainworm brainworm wrote and he says hello gay gay and gaydy um he says were you guys ever going what oh were you guys ever into going to arcades at any point in your life absolutely if you were what were your favorite games there since i was born in the late 90s

uh, uh, arcades were already dying off when I was growing up. I feel like I kind of missed out in reality, uh, a really cool experience in a moment in time. They're still very much alive. They're just like in the, they're more adult oriented actually. Yeah. Barcades are fucking awesome. Yeah, except for for some reason, California has like two. It is kind of strange. It's insanity to me. New York City has like many. And I remember just like, there was like, I think there was one walking distance from every one of the venues that we would have done. No. And it's like kind of weird to me. that it is a, it seems like a good place for it.

It's, it, I cannot, uh, I just wonder if it's a logistics issue because I can't, for the life of me, understand why people haven't invested into them more because that is, video games and beer is the perfect. It's just, it's gonna, you're gonna profit. Yeah, video games, beer and food is kind of a perfect. You're gonna profit. I mean, there's a fucking, I went to a place called Battle and brew in Atlanta. Fucking phenomenal. Oh yeah. It's huge. And then there was back rooms where you can rent them out and have like, you know, they have, like, you know, they have a, all these consoles in there and all this shit. I did a mean greet there and, uh, with, uh, with the, fuck, uh, poison the wall.

You remember those guys? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so fain and a fat pat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I remember them. Yeah, I haven't talked about them in a long time. Yeah, I don't know, fine.

Um, but yeah, fucking, that was cool of shit. And I was just like, if they had a, because it was like, way better than, because it also had, like, like, the, it was like a web station too because it had like, all a bunch of a gaming chairs so you can do a bunch of, oh, shit. That's like serious. It was big. Yeah, they had to, you know, the bar. It was, it was a huge fucking thing.

And I'm like, why the fuck does not California? Like, literally one of the most famous places in the world not have one of these or anything even adjacent. The closest they have is like, you're round ones, right? Yeah, the round ones. And it's like light. It's like light. It's not. Yeah, round one is cool.

It's not bad. It feels like an adult version of a, like a more adult, less, less adult than, than David Buster's. but more adult than like chucky cheese. Yeah, it is like this weird middle ground. Like, I feel silly going to a round one. Like, I'll go, I was there with like Jack's films and like this, and Captain Sparkles the other day. I don't even know who the fuck that is.

I remember that name from back in the day. It was like, oh, I know that. That's like a video game guy. But like we were at this round one. The whole time I was like, oh, man, I feel weird being here because it doesn't feel like, I feel like I'm too old for this. Even though it's a barcade.

I'll go there for my nephew. Yeah, I think it's because you can bring kids into it, honestly, and it's not a barcade. It's not like 82. No, it's not a proper barcade. Yeah, 82 I love. I love 82. I'm never down there, but like-

Their tacos are crazy good at 82, man. The tacos? Yeah. Well, I know there's a taco truck out there. The taco truck right on the outside? Yeah. Is that where we got the tacos with Ethan? Yeah.

And he got sick. That's right. I forgot about that. That's right. That's right. Yeah, before Ethan Klein went insane. We went to 82 with them. Going insane happens.

It's a roll of the dice. It's a roll of the dice. Especially if your fucking your entire life is revolved around like streaming and stuff. I feel like you have a very high chance. The second streaming becomes like your main thing, you're cooked. Yeah. Like I think it's just like it's cooked so many people. You got to be recorded that much is a problem.

Is anyone. You should not be recorded that much ever. Yeah. Well, that's in general true. But it's over. You know what I mean? That world is over. Because now everybody's going to be recorded all the time.

You got Poundthier out there. It's going to be fucking cool. Yeah. But no, I love arcade. I don't know if I had like a lot. Like there was, are you familiar with New Rock City? Yeah, of course.

Really? Yeah. Because I grew up so. Yeah, of course. Okay, yeah, yeah. So that was like an archa. I liked it when I was a kid. It's like a fucking,

it's like a sort of a mall, but not really. I bet this kind of place where a dinosaur get loose. That makes any sense to me. That sounds cool to me. Was there some sort of big? thing in the middle of the place? I honestly don't remember. There was like a little roller coaster somewhere in there.

I remember that on like the first floor. I don't remember. I don't know if there was a fair. I just remember going there a lot and like I remember like that was my arcade experience. And then like the the main arcade experience that I had honestly was pizza places. Pizza places. I always had good ones. Pizza places in in New York or specifically around me and Yonkers especially always had a

Marl versus Capcom machine. Like Yonkers was obsessed with Marr versus Capcom in a way that like I was kind of There was one in an alleyway, I remember, which is crazy. It was like outside. That shit was, yeah, the local, local burger joint. Marvarez's Capcom. We'd come after middle school. We had all challenge each other.

I was so fucking, dude, I was, I could fucking beat people in under 10 seconds with Spider-Man. Because I would just do a quick combo, crawler assault. You're done. And people would get so fucking mad. Because if you die that quickly, people would get so. fucking mad and I loved I this was my own my my my PVP days were in

person like when we'd play like arcade things like I went when it started getting online and I started facing Koreans it just my I gave up it made me realize that I'm not good at the game Fighting games in particular Fighting games will humble you

Yeah in that in that way because like Locally I was very good I remember and then I remember a place perfectly now we can see you see Oh okay no I was just saying that yeah I just, why even interrupt it? That was the place. Save it.

It's what he does. Where are you going to bring up? So there was this place called the laser park in Manhattan. I used to go to all the time my sister, me and her and her boyfriend at the time. And then my cousin, we would always go to the place called the laser park. It was in the exact place of it because it's fucking, it's an ancient place. permanently closed, obviously years ago. And it's on 163rd, 4th, 13th Street.

Wait, 163rd West on 46th Street in Manhattan. That's high up. up. That's, that's, that's an Upper East I don't know. No, that's a Central Manhattan. That's Central Manhattan? Yeah, so where is this? Zoom out. That doesn't look right. This is old. I was going there when I was like seven. I can't. You have to click it. You have to click it, brother. Did it say when it closed it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, it's in Midtown proper. Yeah, it's in Midtown proper. Yeah, but what's it? I never heard of that. I went

there years ago. Laser what? Laser Park. Laser Park. Years ago, because I'd only go there because she was so much older than me. So she was like 18, 19, going there. And, And she was taking me. And I was like, I guess we'd go through Manhattan. That's back when Manhattan was, like, really pretty before it became like Manhattan, what it is now. Because back when I was younger, it'd be like a place where cars would never stop moving. That's where Manhattan was to me. I was like, oh, there's all those cars going.

Oh, yeah. Like going to street up fucking midst. But I remember going there and had it like, had like sort of like interactive games. We would sit down. It would like move you. It had like everything you could think of. Had like large, like it was just gigantic. I remember that was my first.

Those places, those are the things that are gone. Yeah. That's the stuff that I miss. Like, there's a place in a... Fucking time crisis shit, like that. You can still find some time crisis. I actually...

I gotta mention something. Remember that. Don't let me forget. So in the city of Orange, they had a place called the Block, or it's still called the Block, but they called like the Block of Orange now or something,

but we just called the Block. And they had a thing called Games Works, and then they changed the Powerhouse. And it was like a place like that that had ingenuity. They had a fucking tech and three things. So this is what I'm, was fucking, you know, a kid that you would step on this circle and stepping outside of it was

to move forward. You can actually throw punches and stuff. You were fighting. It was so shit. Because it needed more time. They needed more time to bank. It was like the beta, the alpha version of whatever. Yeah. This is going to be a good idea soon. The concept was cool as shit, but they never continued with it. They had, it was such a huge space. And they, um, they just, they don't invest in stuff like that anymore. And I'm bummed out about that. And nickel nickel was an awesome fucking arcade because it was just a nickel to play whatever. So finally, we were able to beat video games. Because, you know, they're all designed to just suck your money. You're like, I'm not paying $20 to beat a fucking game. So now it's just a nickel. And so I beat the X-Men arcade game for

the first time. Oh my God. Don't need to beat him up? Yeah. That's crazy. I beat the Simpsons game for the first time. Who is the final boss that game, Magneto? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, it is. That's hilarious. It's Magneto. And I never gotten that far because they're designed to not win. And so nickel nickel was a dope-ass place. Someone playing a Tekken one is someone trying to do Akazia's fucking spin-kick combination. And a kid getting hurt really badly, fucking jumping and doing a backwards kick twice and trying to up with that.

See, I don't even know how you fucking like. How would you do those moves? I just, I feel like they did not get that far. Like how would King grab somebody? What are you going to grab the air? I'm positive they did not get that far. The closest was like you just punching and kicking. And which is enough because especially like your heavy kick did enough damage to,

you can win. God damn. That sounds so cool. It was, man, it was such a cool concept. But yeah, it's, I wish there was footage of that so you can see how shitty it was.

I've been having huge video game nostalgia lately just in general. Like not even to play games, just the memories of like playing those games of them being new. Yeah. I've been going through waves of that crazy where I'm like, I remember like I was at like Lundskinska's house and I picked up a Game Boy advance. And I felt like I was teleported back to playing like Mega Man Battle. network the first time being like, oh my God, I remember when like video games were so awesome.

And like there's so much better now technically. Sure. I think they objectively are in a lot of ways. No, they are. But like the magic that comes from video games is like so well gone beyond my brain. Yeah, we're used to it. We used to. Exactly.

Yeah, exactly. It expires. I'd just take a break from video games as a whole for a little bit just so I can get back into them being like, oh, these are really, really cool. And then to start reading again. Yeah. I think about that sometimes. I can't do it.

What? I mean, yeah. I can't do. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, it would be nice, actually,

to just take a break because right now I'm just like, look at it. I have, I have so many, the number of games I have is, would send young me spiraling.

You'd be like, I can't believe you own this many. Right. And I'm just sitting here being like, I don't want to play any of it. You love, I feel you, I just want to rewatch Breaking Bad again.

That's, yeah, that's basically where I have right now. It's like, that's my only thing. I'm just not reading it. enough where I used to. I want to I want to start reading more again, but I have

new books and I still, I opened up and I was like, I started it, I was like, I like, I don't read I multitasked. I just can't, dude, I multitasked with everything now. Even when I'm washing the dishes, there's like fucking four dishes in the sink and I'll grab, uh, I'll grab my

headphones and put something on. It's four fucking dishes. It's going to take just a few minutes to do it. That's crazy. When I clean, I only have music on. I clean it music on. And that's it. And then I like, No, to me, I'm wasting time. I'm like, I can be absorbing. There's just too much stuff to where I'm like, I got to, it's, it's a thing where sometimes I'll put music on.

Sometimes it'll be news or whatever. It's usually, I'll pull music on usually only in the shower because, you know, I can read with music on that doesn't have like words, like lyrically words I can't. Like soundtracks? I can put on soundtracks. I can put on soundtracks. I can put on like beats. I can put on it.

I just can't be new music because if it's new, then I'm paying attention to music and trying to absorb it. And I'm like, oh, I'm not. So it's, it's whatever. anything old is fine. They can even be... I don't read shit that's like... I don't read shit

that's like good for my... It's not like it's bad for my spirit. Like if I'm reading comics, that's one thing. If I'm reading like... Period pieces or something. You have like... Like period pieces. Like if I'm reading like...

Like something about like African American shit like African American history. Yeah. I'm reading that shit like almost about the cry. So I'm like, I can't read this right now. It's gonna fuck my day up. If I read something about this and then go I have to interact with Lily and really like, what's up, I'm like,

I just read about how black people were eating. You know, how's your day? She's like, oh my God. Do you want to make dinner now? And I'm like, yeah. Put on Fortnite. Play Fortnite. I've been reading this, this, the terms of conditions.

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Yeah. It's a meaty one. It's a meaty. is it a riveting would you describe it it? How would you describe it? It's long winding

I don't really know what it's trying to get across They're trying to take advantage of me I know that They're using a lot of legalese You know Here's a question Do you hit agree or decline

I always hit agree twice actually Ooh You just use that's guy Double agree I want you want Sometimes man I wish I could Man I wish I could experience the terms and conditions for the first time.

Man. Do you remember the first terms of conditions? I was trying to think of that right now. Ever? Well, no, that you, that you remember. I read some of the first one. Like, what the fuck is this bullshit? It was sort of like my iPhone when I was like maybe like 19.

I remember I read a little bit. What the fuck is boring. It's, it is funny how immediately like you have the right instinct. You're the first time you see it. Yeah. Which is like I should read this because it's a contract. And I remember reading it for Xbox.

live or whatever or something something like that. Ah, yeah. I remember being like, I made it through like one page and I scrolled down a little bit and then I saw the rest of it. I was like, I'm not reading all this. I want to play a video game. Right, right. Are you insane?

Yeah, at a certain point, I just accepted it. I don't care. Yeah, go ahead. I, you own my likeness or something. Whatever. Who cares? Yeah, there's already like the illusion of privacy and control is already so flimsy. Like, what are you going to use my face to?

What do you get it? Like, what, really? What are you doing? I say that all the time about when people get very paranoid about that. I was like, why do you, how special, why do you think you're so special? Like you, like, they're going to target you or something. Like, I even talk about like that when it comes to big, like taxes, for example. Yeah, yeah.

Or I'm like, okay, there's already understaffed. They're going to come after. They're going to come after you specifically? You have to really fuck up with tax when they come after. That's the whole thing. You have to really fuck up or you have to be radical change. It's like, you guys just, you know, you can chill out. especially even with a say somebody just used your card you called and then they refunded you

fine so i tell people like don't be so freaked out like they're going to even if something does happen they'll be i've happened a couple times to me like uh what this fucking piece of shit i actually dropped my car while i was uh on a bicycle and the piece of shit tried to i locked the card but they tried to use it at a mcdonalds and i was like this fucking asshole got my card and the first thing they thought I was I could really use a big Mac. Like, what a fucking piece of shit. I'm fucking hungry. We don't go get something.

I wanted to nail them too because I'm usually kind of like, who cares? I told them, I was like, can you guys pull up the fucking camera so I can see who did it in the car? Like, uh, we'd have to get the cops involved. And I was like, because that's going to take like a warrant and stuff. And it just, I was like, it's, who cares? I wanted to nail. If they try to buy something bigger, I would have been like respect, you know? I would have been like, yeah, okay.

They just want food. They just, you know, you know, you know. don't respect somebody trying to survive, really. You don't need to... Surviving at McDonald's. Well, it's food. It's food. In fact, you could argue that they were being respectful of you by going to McDonald's

and not going to like some swanky fucking place. I would have... Yeah. If they went to Walmart and try to buy groceries, respect. If they try to buy a PlayStation, respect. Because it's just like, if you're going to be a piece of shit, go... Yeah, really be about it. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go? Read the fucking names, man. Caspetal. Caspet. Ice agents.

Go. Go. He's not in control. They're going to get him sooner later, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, one, he's going to be walking home and then they're going to get him. Hey, Paco. I hear that they get him back.

I hope they beat him up. Hope they drag him around. Dude, they're going to beat them all up. I can't wait. He's like, yeah, I get it. I get it. Yep, yep, stop on my head again. Yep, I get it.

Yep, I understand. I understand. I would do this if I were you. What do you think the Marines, they're going to be so bored. They're going to even do anything. One of them is going to kill somebody probably because they're fucking I think they all have. You know what's funny too about that whole thing? We're always talking about like the Republicans are like the conservative people.

They're always talking about how like our military is like a joke now. Yeah. You know? And then using this one joke has me. Yeah. Calling the military. Calling the military. When they did, dude, January 6th didn't get any of this, bro.

And they literally attacked. They're trying to caught an insurrection what's happening right now. That's so crazy. You know what? They literally attack that building. Yeah, while the election was being certified. Like, it's so clear. It's insane.

But you know what's crazy about? Yeah. I feel like people misunderstand people or like, I don't know, at least people like me, my issue with January 6th. there have been maybe 100, 200, 300, 500, legitimate reasons to storm the capital. 100%.

100%. That's the, yeah, that's it. Losing an election is not one of them. Yeah. So people are like, oh,

so you support a fucking storming the capital or like you support fucking insurrection. Like when people, like call this an insurrection, right? They're like, you support an insurrection? Well, first of all,

it's like, this is an interurrection. But first of all, there's been so many reasons to absolutely all this insurrection is so wrong I have no issue I have no issue at all

with people storming the capital at all the issue is the reason that they chose which was they lost an election and it was that what a pussy dude there's so many in fact

right now is a kind of an amazing reason but like yes fucking you know whatever yeah those people are about nothing again they love the government they love authoritarianism they love big government I saw another

a guy under a post, under a post where we're talking about the expansion of power via the executive branch and ignoring the fucking, and the, uh, the congressional, um, legislative. Legislative, thank you. I was just like, I was like, what's the official name? But like, just ignoring that, just circumventing that stuff and expanding power and blah, blah, long story short. And this guy still was somehow convinced that like the left likes big government in the midst

of having this conversation. And it's like, I don't understand how you could pull the. out of your ass when your dad, your daddy Trump is doing all these things that you claim to hate and then you still pass the buck on to the left. And I'm just like, I can't express how cook these people are. How do you talk to them? How do you convince them? And it's like, they're about nothing, right? They don't believe in anything. You just got to wait for them to end up in a fucking Ukrainian prison. And still somehow. I can't, I can't even validate it anymore. It's like, how do you like at this? Like, I understand maybe once upon a time, but like,

Like at this moment, at this point, it's like to choose to defend him is it's like, oh, you don't deserve to be alive anymore. You don't deserve. You don't deserve the ability to be able to vote. You shouldn't be able to breathe. Imagine if they got Thanos snapped out to existence. Things would be better. Like if you were heading off a cliff and I could help you. And I'd be like, and you're like, you have like a hat on.

I'd be like, oh, you're cool. I'm going to sit here and watch you fall. It's just. I'm going to pull up a chair and sit there. Yeah. I'm getting tired. I'm just tired. I just wish these people.

I wish they would just be honest about, like, just being like, oh, no, I just, I, all I care about is owning the libs and loving Donald Trump. Instead of using things like, oh, I like small government. I just want the illegals out. They're just saying all these things. I like, the Constitution. Yeah, the Constitution. I'm like, stop, stop.

Dude, I got into a full argument with somebody who's like, the Constitution says, it's so clearly says states peoples and our, the Constitution, people's, everybody, all people deserve due process. literally three lines later it refers to citizens themselves and people are like it means citizens and I'm like now

why do they use the word citizens so many other times in it in the same document why why? How did these slave hunting niggas from 300 years ago we're like we should probably

you know figure this out and then people now are like no just making shit up it's insane they've never looked at the document they've never seen a document of course, look, I don't even expect them to read the Constitution or any of the amendments.

I don't expect them to do that. It is just listening to the people that they're listening to lie about everything is the fucking, has always been the problem. Because these people don't know anything. They're not about anything. It's like they have no morals, no convictions. They're just waiting for someone to tell them how to think and feel. And they always deny that that's the case. And I'm like, well, you just be fucking honest. If they were just like, do I don't really know what's going on? I just watch this news and I just go with whatever they say. I'd be like, yeah, I hate. you, but at least you're, you know, you're being real.

Yeah, yeah. But they always act like they know what's good. They say, they say things like when, oh, Donald Trump, when it comes to not having a third term, no, you can't have three. They're trying to make loopholes about, no, you just can't have a third term after having two consecutive terms. And I'm like, that's what, how, I'm just like, you don't believe that. You've, you've never had that as an ID in your head until some talking head told you

And now you're fucking parading it back to me. That is so crazy for someone to say. Yeah. And I'm like, stop like stop acting like you came to this conclusion yourself. Like you knew this. Like as if you read the fucking constitution and then all of a sudden you know, oh, this is what like, you know, after a fucking, our boy had like four fucking terms because of the war. Then they're like, oh, we should probably, you know, lock things down and have like, you can only do two now. You only do two terms.

It's like, okay, fair. And then now they're trying to. like that didn't happen or something? It was what was about? It was about? It was FDR. Yeah, right? Yeah, FDR. Yeah, I couldn't.

I was trying to, I was trying to think of a clever name. I couldn't think of anything, so I just called our boy. Theodore was after, right? Theodore was before. Before, right? I don't remember Mollin-Rer. Teddy was like, I think, early 1900s. Okay.

Like 19. I can't remember the exact years, but I know it's like 1900 to 1910 or something like that. Was Teddy? No, no, I'm thinking of somebody else. I'm thinking of who's Taft? Taft was, I think. Taft was like... Because I remember Taft was the guy

The only reason I remember Taft specifically is because I think he was responsible of the seventh inning stretch in baseball. Oh yeah. Yeah. That random-ass moment of history. Yeah, I think he was like he would sit, like he would, when the president stands up,

everybody stands up. And I think if I remember correctly, his ass would get so numb that around the seventh inning was when he would stretch his legs. And then so that became the seventh inning stretch. Oh, it's exactly right. Yeah.

Teddy was... 1901 to 1909. Which one is the new deal? That's FDR. All right. That's the one at. Fuck, fuck. I can't think of, on the fly, I can't think of anything good for his name.

You can, you can, but. Cripple. Uh, you can't. It was just, I didn't want to go there. It was too easy. I was just like, what I was thinking it was too easy. So I was just, I just didn't do it. Fat Dick Rogers.

Hot wheels. Fat Dick Rogers. At least Rose or at least Reservo. Rogers. Fat Nick Rogers. I'm, everybody would change that. Oh my God. Shut up.

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Like one of those fucking selfies. The classics. The one on your face. I hate that I have one of those. I hate that I took one of those. Faces off to the side. And I'm like, I can't leave my day. I'm so embarrassed.

Because I was pro jerry. Because I was fucking like. Did you see that? Yeah, Perjera is interesting because I've seen clips of him. He's still around. Yeah,

he's still around, but like he's, I think he's leaned into it. Oh, really? Yeah, like, because like,

I remember him being a pretty milk toast guy, right? Like a, like a pretty, like it's like a standard YouTube video game guy. Right.

Right. But not like in a hostile way. It was like 2012 era, you know, where they would just like review games and stuff. But I saw a clip of him recently on stream where somebody was like, all right,

good night, I'm gonna go to bed or whatever. Or I think it was like, you should get some sleep. And I was like, no, I'm gonna go into my bed, get naked, jerk off and come on my stomach until I pass out. Jackpot. I was like, yo. Jackpot. I mean, it's a funny joke and it's true. Yeah, but that's what's so funny.

Did he live in his marriage ever like that after the whole situation? I don't remember. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. I honestly can't remember that at all. Maybe he was.

I do remember. I remember he was maybe seeing somebody. I just remember that. like his discord thing was like iffy where it it was uh what was it like I think he was like soliciting nudes from fans yeah but I've not minors it was uh specifically it was 18 and up but I guess the only

problems that people could lie exactly that's the only problem where it's like you have to expect that even when people tell you they're 18 how the fuck do you know that yeah just go to that court so you'd rather not do something like that yeah exactly so it's like okay he wasn't technically doing anything wrong, but at the same time, it's like, hey, man, so, come on. There's enough porn. There is, you know what, you know,

I don't know. It's definitely when it comes down to you, everybody that does stuff like that, it's not about the nudity. It's about the thrill of doing the thing. Or like, maybe, like, collecting Pokemon, you know, like, or like having a line of connection between you and the person, I guess. Something like that. I guess so. Because now it feels personal,

you know what I mean? It's kind of the same reason why, like, a nude from some random person means nothing, but a nude from, like, partner feels like something. Sure. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Because a rude for a noun. That's just porn. That's just regular porn. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Whatever. That clip was hilarious. A bunch of come welling into your belly. Well it up in your belly bun.

It was the way he said it to. It was so direct and blunt and like it didn't seem like a joke. I don't think it was so. I think it was half and half like a dry joke, but also he's like, I'm literally going to do this. He's pretty good of dry. I don't remember him being dry humor wise, but like, that was, that was, that pretty funny. Yeah. He had like a shirt with like a really like big, uh, V neck? No, it was like a it just looked like the shirt was like like a fat person wore it before him.

And like it was like really. The neck was stretched out. The neck was crazy. It was like really worn out. He was like in a recent Donald Glover video where Donald Glover was like Kevin shirt. Oh my god. That poor shirt. Yeah. But he's in a video with one of my favorite artists and he has a fucking tank top with the tank like

the thing is all the way down here. I'm like Donald, what are you doing? John Glover? Yeah, and I'm like, I'll show you the image of it. And I'm like, why is, why is it so tanged that top? He's just so tang. He's just dressing. Anyway, count me down.

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Squimp is. Bugs. A baby still crying after a week of not eating is insane. Bro, why are you still hungry, bro? Why are you still hungry? I already fed you, dude. I already gave you three drops of baby formula two weeks ago.

I gave you a cup of water a month ago. Fuck you cried about. You're actually not supposed to feed babies water. You know that? I don't think. I don't know. That is actually true, actually. Like for like the first like several months,

they can't have water. I mean, which is fucking insane. Look at how tanked his top is. I think He looks like his boobs kind of Yeah I mean he was showing up his pecks

But it's like the light is Is kind of weird That's crazy Look how tang this top is That's crazy His top is so tank And then he's trying to show people Like oh look at my new pecks

They're a little thicker But yeah Now they look like tits That's hot I think there's a point About babies and water Well I know that they sell baby water Yeah they sell baby water

It's because like It's because of the fucking bullshit That's in water like you shouldn't give them their immune systems may not be able to handle all the bullshit that's in fucking tap water specifically. Maybe. They're stealing here.

They're stealing here. Well, that's what I think because I mean, there's water in milk. No, I mean, I would imagine, but I want to look it up. You can't have, can't have, uh, why can't babies drink water? Is they're gay? That's the reason. What if it says that? What if it actually says that?

That's the reason. Baby's kidneys are still developing and cannot effectively filter large amounts of water, giving them water can dilute their blood, lowering the levels of sodium and other electrolytes. It's can lead to dangerous condition called water intoxication. Babies drunk. That's crazy. Oh, I guess it's kind of like, so their kidneys are like their kneecaps where they're

like still kind of, they're not ready yet. Yeah, they can't, they can't do the do. Baby's going to pop. That's so stupid. My nephew's crawling now and it's really weird seeing babies like learn locomotion. Why is it weird? Because he can get, because he can get the things now and it's like, oh shit. They want to grab every.

thing in the world. I find babies so uninteresting because everybody has been one. This guy said magical. I think they're magical. They're not magical at all. Because they're like, seeing them figure things out from being to a small state to a bigger. Like I think that is the most impressive. Like, oh, this is crazy seeing it actually grow proper. It's interesting. And it's like fascinating for sure. I don't know if I would like them developing their personalities.

My other one is the point where he's like, he's his own, he's himself now. He's like, he's like, he's him. He's like, oh, this is who he is who he is who he is who he is. It's crazy that you just don't have a... You're not a real person, really. Until like you're five. You're kind of like a, you know, you're kind of a being. Now you're finally self-aware. Yeah.

Like, oh, I am him. Me. And then you start grabbing guns and, you know... Yeah, yeah. You do what you do. Start looking at your reflection. You're like, I'm clearly better than everybody. Why am I so flawless and everything is so flawed?

Would it be unethical to intentionally try to raise a narcissist? Yes. Okay. the fuck they're inherently abusive they're trying to teach him that he's like the best person and like narcissists are inherently abusive to other people right like how many mothers do that on accident they do oh like you're the best you're the most beautiful you're the most perfect well you're the best you're the most perfect well that's that's bad because that's so great that says people up her validation only

not understand that they can fail and then they fuck something up really bad later yeah well they they go into the real world yeah and they're like oh everything my mom said was a fucking lie she told me a story about the how it was really really sad how she was on when she was growing up she was like one of the smart kids in school, you know, and she's still an intelligent person, but she was a smart kid in school. And then she went to college and she realized, like, you're not really that smart.

Like, you're intelligent, but, like, you're not an abnormality of intelligence. You're just amongst other people that have made it to this point. And it's just, it's like people that have that kind of validation, it's hard for them to get over it.

Because I got told I sucked all the time in my house because my grandmother's a really fucking cruel. And she was one of those people that, like, ahead of the game. She was like, oh, I'm really intelligent. I'm at the game for other people. So being an average human being was just like, oh. You know what's funny about that?

I feel like my parents, or at least my mom was like very, very nice. She would always be really nice to me. She always told me like, oh, it was like, it's a great drawing or whatever, right? She would like gas me up. But even I remember drawing. I remember being like, this ain't that. This isn't good. See, you knew she was full of shit.

Like, like, it was so strange because I really shouldn't have had that. amount of like at that age I think you're just self deprecating naturally I think yeah I think I am and I think your mom probably made you that way why made you reflect once because like one time looked at it and even you were like that's not really that that's worse than what I drew last time but he says this great also yeah that's impossible holy shit I kind of suck this is mathematically not not adding up man I'm just shit I'm a shit guy yeah I feel I think I immediately like when I When I needed glasses so early, I remember, well, I'm clearly not amazing. Because, like, my eyes are fucked.

Right. And I remember, I, maybe other things are fucked. I don't know. I grew up in a very not nurturing home, so I think that's why. My family just wasn't nurturing. My grandmother's kind. She told me a lot of good lessons, but she wasn't very nurturing. Yeah.

Because she was spent. She already helped me and her siblings. And then her kids. And then I was the last one until my nieces and my nephews came. So she was like, look, do you just be a decent person. And I'm like, all right, cool. Yeah, you didn't have a nurturing childhood. But in fairness, you did grow up into somebody.

who didn't deserve it. So because I was young, I didn't get it. I became what didn't deserve it. So technically it's that's fault. Why I'm boy, I am. No. Or it's the, it's me's fault right now.

As a kid, I didn't get it. Now you're talking. Now you're thinking with portals. That's good. You're cooking with gas now, buddy. There you go. You're cooking with propane and propane accessories now, boy. Oh, nigga.

I'm charcoal. Do you see the, uh, I cook with charcoal. Handpiss. Yeah. See the king of the head? Hill um yeah you see uh you see what i sit in that episode was that you sent in the group chat ready would you send in the group chat you see what i put in the

group chat the king of the hill yeah i didn't see it is it the big friends group chat yeah it's i oh i haven't checked that in fucking forever yeah i just i just put it there like i never text in there at all but i just wanted to i is that boomhauer and hank hill fucking in missionary read the read the uh the caption though Dang old Hank man tired than one of them No, no, no, sorry, sorry, not the caption of the picture. The, the quote tweet caption. Dude, no, I'm reading, dang old Hank, man,

tired than one of them, course, and wine bottle, man. Him was saying that as he's in you, it's crazy. I'm tired of wine about... He's talking to? He's talking to the fans? I guess he's talking. Or is he talking to Hank while he's fucking tired of it. I used to say, he's talking to him.

Oh, crazy, man. The dang on tyrectum was crazy. I just, I just like, this guy, he quotes it because it showed the intro, right? The theme of it. And he was like, don't even bother with this. They went woke, unfortunately. And he put that picture of the fucking. I wonder how many people that could convince in the modern day.

There was a handful of people that must have thought this is real. There's at least like five people who earnestly believed that like that like, I can't fucking believe they would do this. I can't believe they made Hankill. Typical fucking libs. Typical lives making Hank Hill fuck Boomhauer. Yeah. that woke fucking Mike judge

typical he made fun of us in idioticry so of course but he's a fucking Democrat appointed judge you know they don't even think it's his name they think he's like a they think he's an actual judge that is not even like judge Mike

he's Mike judge Mike comma judge his middle name is the Mike comma judge imagine being that log imagine being that logged out of reality like that like that I've met people that give me pause man I've met like the thing is like when you when you meet other people in general like when you find yourself in situations or social situations whatever you meet you come across a lot of different people and like you come to realize pretty quickly that like it's not so much that a lot of other people are stupid but there's like there's like there's like a lack of I don't even know what I would call it it's not stupid but it's not smart either you know it's just like a Ignorance.

Yeah. I guess so. I guess that's what it is. Just like apathy and ignorance. Because I think, I think for one, we are, we are too closely to internet, unfortunately, but it's our jobs. And we stand too close to that space. Yeah, for sure. Where we, where we unfortunately see a lot more of the noise.

But there are people who are so wildly taken out of it, of the reality of the world. Okay. And it's most basic ways that are like also like, what the fuck is going on? I like those people. I don't mind them as much as the people that. think they're smart and think they know it's good. Those are the people that upset me. Yeah, I know what you mean.

It's like the one that would think Mike judge the judge. Like, like they can't, instead of not thinking anything, they came to a crazy conclusion. Like, those are those type of people. Right. Yeah. Fuck off. I'd rather you just didn't think of anything. That's what I'm saying.

Just be stupid. I just be obvious. I respect a stupid person who understands that they're stupid. Like, that's almost doesn't exist. Yeah. Like people thinking they're stupid. Stupid people thinking they're stupid is It's just like people

Like us who are just on the level And then we recognize like when we do really stupid stuff Well I wish I was smarter all the time You do? Yeah I'm frustrated with how stupid I am I fucking know Because that's more

It's more responsibility Yeah well it's just more like Just like simple things Like damn man I wish I could I wish I could just like I wish I could just like I wish I could do math without having to write it all down You know what I mean

Oh those are talents man Those are gifts I mean you could do that 1,000% Yeah do that you could. Because then I would have to try. It's like trying to do math without in your head.

It's like there's people. It's like the people who can draw naturally. I talk about things like perfect pitch. There are people who can do it. It's like talent versus nature versus nurture, right? It's that there's some people that can work extremely hard to get close to those people. Like you have like a LeBron James, right? He has such a natural ability to like do sports like it would be athletic.

And then there's somebody who's like a stick who's not nearly as fast to him that can work incredibly hard. Right? There's people that are like, like Nicola Yokic, right? He's a fucking Serbian stick that's like seven foot tall. But like if you see this guy, you know what I'm talking about. He's like a tall stick. But he's one of the best players in the league now. And he worked incredibly hard to get the world.

LeBron was just like, I have a natural ability to be great. And then I just do a little bit. And I'm so much better than most people. This is a basketball player? Yeah. All I'm thinking about is like one of those War of the Worlds tripod. He might as well. He looks like

To me he looks like what Doug funny because he has a huge nose Yeah he doesn't like he was like he would be Doug funny or something He was like Doug funny's grandfather from Some sort of fucking Serbian grandfather Yeah reminds me that Jimmy Durandy Fella Jimmy Durant who

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I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting. bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Who's that? Okay. I mean, I'm not doubting you. That probably is a real person. Jamie Durante is a guy famous from a period of time that I have no business understanding or having any reference to. But he had a big ass nose. Jimmy Durandie. He was famous.

He had a big ass nose. I had to, you know, you know how he is. Greek? Italian? I really don't know. I'm going to say he's Italian. I would guess Irish, actually, based on what I know about him, which is nothing. I don't think anything.

But Jimmy, D-U-R-A-N-T-E. You know what? I know this guy is because like there's a fucking in that PowerPup Girls movie where all the, where all the monkeys become other Mojo Jojo's. Yeah. Like there's a character with like, there's a monkey with a big ass nose and he goes like, hacha, cha, cha, cha. Oh.

And I'm like, what the fuck is that? And my dad's like, oh, that's a Jimmy Durandy reference. Weird. And I'm like, what is that? I do remember you say at some point you did mention this. It's coming back to me. Yeah. But it was like a hundred references ago.

Yeah, look at that schnaz, man. That is a shnaz. That is a fucking, that is crazy. It looks like an Italian. That guy's nose is pregnant. That's an Italian. Balls on his fucking face. That is honestly,

that is clearly lead poisoning or something. That's clearly like that's Agent Orange. Or like some crazy fucking, that's asbestos was in my milk when I was growing up. And I was like my mom had asbestos breast milk. Somebody can have a big nose, but that's crazy. No,

that guy. I think his Coke dealer is just giving him like not Coke. He's giving him nose growth hormones. he's giving him fucking ecock nose growth on purpose he went out of his way he would be funny

nose fucking grows every time I do cocaine I don't get it but I do one more cocaine he's like Artie Lang he's like oh it happened Except reverse because Arty Lang's nose

shrank right That was the guy that did all the drugs. His nose became a flat. He has the nose of a bat, like a vampire bat. That's crazy. Dude, it's the grossest. He's like he could find truffles. So gross.

Imagine, um, yeah, already like that picture. That joke of him is mad funny with the Goodwill, uh, Goodwill Smith. Oh, shut up. That joke is fucking funny. I'm sorry. It is, but like, but it's also like from a racist. So it's terrible. It's funny from the perspective.

of just how low like it's it's early this yeah yeah you know what I mean like it's like one of the first instances of just like that I can recall seeing of just like completely low effort yeah just like this is just offensive for no what you call it's like participation in it so it's like yeah tell him tell him what it was about it's a very like norm insisting that he brings it up is funny it's funny it's funny it's like trapped him and that was hilarious why it doesn't feel as funny to me anymore is just because that's not that's um it's um it's um it's It's such an old school like, oh, black people can't read or do math. It's so old.

So old timey. It's kind of like there's a spider. The 60 Spider-Man, there's a meme that circulated around where people would see it all the time. He was sitting on his bed with a book. Yeah. And then you'd open it. It would say something or whatever.

And then there'd be like three frames. And one of them, it would say something like how to get reparations. And then you would open the book and it says, number one, be black. And then in the last one, it says, I wish I could read and like he's just a completely black face with a afro. That's so crazy. And it's just like it's so racist but it's kind of. That's yeah.

It's insane. It's so out of pocket. Yeah. But I love that norm club of him bringing, like making him tell it. I love that he traps him. Yeah. There's a lot of a, I saw a norm clue that I'd never seen before. And it like, it's weird because it's like every time I see a new norm clip, it becomes like one of my favorites.

But he's like he's talking about, I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about. about like Johnny Carson or whatever like having like a meeting with somebody and he goes like he's talking about like oh man imagine being a fly on the on the wall in that room probably wouldn't have a clue what the fuck was going on I probably be too worried about spiders and he just goes back to his goes back to Rio like that's such a dumb fucking deal with you say cladule Esquire you sir guildmaster they're in the roast that's when I realized all those guys like actually genuinely hilarious because yes things of him being funny at other times. but him being on that roast and like not giving a fuck about joking about the person

and just trying to tell jokes to get everybody else to laugh. He's funnier as an individual than I think he is as a stand-up which is fucking crazy. Sure. But Malibu, Malibu, RFK coming home and in a normal yet defeated voice on the verge of tears telling his wife I can't keep up this charade. That would be great. He's been faking this whole time. Like his voice is normal

Yeah he's like I'm so tired I wonder what John would think of me At that point I'd be crazy I don't know I actually think I wonder if John was to respect me

And it's like damn You know what's crazy about that Is that like If you fake that voice For as long as he has I don't think you could I feel like you would just get the voice Eventually because it feels so damaging

To do His cords would be fucked His cords would be fucking You can't fucking do that one I find it funny His family hates him I think that's hilarious. They all like, you fucking suck, dude.

Traditional Democrats, your traditional liberals. And all of a sudden, they're like, oh, you fucking suck so much dick. Like everything that we stood for, our family stands for, you're just absolutely destroying our whole legacy. Thanks, Dick, I think that's right. Well, to be fair to him. My emotions matter more. His family is generally kind of corporate Democrats. Are they not?

Like, at least going back, yeah. Well, I mean, like, now, today. Like, what are they doing? I mean hit you that. Yeah, they're not revolutionary or a progressive, but it's just funny that I don't like the vaccines. I'm sorry for talking about you, by the way. I didn't realize you were here. Yeah, I just ran in real quick as I heard my name. Yeah. Yeah. Do you guys want some worms? Oh. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could.

ass at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And, all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change.

Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

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I was like Smokey, why are you fucking crashed? What are you up? What are you up to? What's going on in the jungle? What's going on in the jungle? And y'all fuck him in the jungle? I told you. So, did you say still Team 6? Aren't they dead? Then they all like explode or something when they killed after they killed a... No, one of them famously threatened to rape Dean Withers. Oh my God. I remember that.

It's actually real. I'm not making that up at all. One of the members of... I remember this. Yes. I think the guy who killed him was like... Um, he told Dean Withers that he was going to make him one of his sex slaves, which is like, I do remember that he used a certain language and he said, yeah, I remember, he said concubine. I'm going to make one of my concubines. He's like, you don't even know what that fucking word means.

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reckless rhino, the Sloker to isodirpies, Steven Spielberg, presents CT, the cancerous testicle. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of

prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things I could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script,

a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

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What is happening in his sheet. Yo, that looks fucking crazy. Is he shitting himself repeatedly? I mean, piss oil, probably a little shit. It probably is just like oil from your skin over periods of time where you're not fucking. You can't, how long is that? Six months? He said six months.

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gotten more than like maybe like a few weeks without changing a sheet. Yeah. I'm lucky that I should to be fair, but like... I'm lucky that Jojo changes them every, every weekend. So like... We clean our sheets every Friday. Yeah, so it's about a single Friday. Like I can't imagine not cleaning my sheets every week.

Like she, to me it was probably like two weeks, but uh, um... Maybe one's by myself probably. Yeah. But now she does. Because I do my laundry. I'll do my laundry every week. Yeah, so maybe. So, I'm, I'm, I'm, because me, I will, I have so many clothes. Sometimes I would let my shit pile up for like weeks.

And then I'm like, oh, I ran out of clothes and then I'll do like a bunch. But like, dude, dude, the classic, the classic sheets just in your chair. Oh, not sheets. You're closing your chair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I never really did that. Whenever, whenever I would do laundry, I would have to get it done. Yeah. I hate the piles of shit. Well, it was like that. It was like that until. I just keep them in like a separate hamper of clean clothes in a hamper

because we lived in a place in olive I don't have a bedroom but I would always fold them before I got back to the house always because folding clothes is like one of my meditative things for me I like actually like folding clothes it reminds me of working at retail I love folding clothes it calms me down my first job was my first job was

folding clothes on topic just fucking proper technique and how to fold them for the racks and stuff And it brings me back sometimes when I'm at a store and I'm looking at a shirt and then I'll do the fucking thing. And I'm like, I'm like immediately. I mean you fucking throw up all over the shirt. I think I bought like 300 hangers so I wouldn't have to fold anything. That's smart, man.

I love folding clothes. Yeah, no, I have to have enough room for that. I started doing the army rolls now. I have the army rolls. I have to do army rolls. That's the only way. Oh, really? You have that much now?

I have to get rid of clothes. And then when I was, when I was, when I was. partnering with the into the AM they wouldn't sometimes like I was like you don't need to send me anything I'll still get a package

and like I have so many I have like probably probably a quarter of my wardrobe is into the AM stuff because I worked with them for a few years and then I had to just start ignoring the dude it's like to be fair

I don't want money anymore like I can't do this The biggest thing was I try to get him to just do it for the podcast and you don't want to fucking do it and I was like hey I was a guy like I this gets way more views than my main channel and use my main channel anymore.

Because I was telling him that I really don't want to have any obligations to do videos on my main channel. I just wanted to be whatever. And then he just was like, oh, I don't know about the podcast. Basically, I was like, oh, I guess you don't want more money and more eyes on your product. Okay. I Army roll all my clothes now. It's fucking, it's helpful. It's, it just saves me so much space.

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Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues, we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat.

And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

And then at that point, we can put it. probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is a mayor. because largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Then I realize that that song gets stuck in my head every, at least once a week for some reason. Yeah. Does it? Yeah. The melody of it? That's okay.

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I mean, I felt like they're, I think they're way younger than I thought they were. I thought they were like fucking ancient. But I'm looking at that dude that recently died, what does he name like Brian Johnson or some shit? Brian Wilson. He's not that old. Like, I'm looking at it and I was like, oh, I feel like he should look like Mel Brooks. You know what I mean? I know what you mean.

Mel Brooks looked old at 16. Dude. Melbrook's, dude. They looked old at 16. Did you see that they're doing a fucking space balls too? That's why I brought, yeah. I'm excited. I'm not excited at all.

It's not, how is it going to be like John Candy is dead as shit? You sure? They're going to CG him. I know, right? I should ask Chad GBT, baby he's done. John Candy is in fact only 14 years old. He was 14 in that movie. John, what's the opposite of candy?

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So they're going to get a person named Jane Meal. Yeah. Oh my fucking God. No, man, I don't, yeah, like, I, there's a video of him at the end of that trailer, right, for the spaceball studio. Yeah. Where it's, where it's Mel Brooks and it's like, you, this movie's going to come out in 2027. Are you even going to be here, dude? He doesn't look like it, dude.

But to be fair, he's looked like that for a decade. You're right? Because I remember seeing an episode of comedians and cars getting coffee. with him and Jerry Seinfeld and some other fucking old guy. Yeah. And I thought then that that was like

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You've had Einstein bagels? Yes, one in Vegas. Fire. That actually was. I love Einstein bagels. You know, how chewy are they? I'm sorry, chewy I meant. Dude, they'll raise the rent on you.

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and they still were haggling with me. They try to get more out of me. I'm like, wait, it says it's $12.99. They haggle upwards at you. It's insane. Imagine they did that at like fucking Best Buy with like a switch two where like it's like $450 or something or something for the bundle. And they're like, how about $600?

Wouldn't you want to pay $600? So that. Do you think he could get someone to actually agree with that? I bet. I bet. What? That's $7. dollars in a while it was promised to me

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this apartment was promised to be my bianco when I was seven. And I just remembered. Sorry to disappoint. Hitler, help. It's like a Final Fantasy Summied He's summoned He's like fucking Odin

He just shows up He just shows up out of nowhere Quick work He just Slash There's three million less And he disappears Oh my God

The millions Oh my God An old lady shows up I didn't even say she was Jewish Some lady Shows up and asks you It tells you that this part was brought with her. And your first reaction says,

Hitler, help. We need you. That's crazy. Using Hitler like they used Thanos in the fucking comic universe is wild. That's a real bad. We got to summon Hitler. Use the Hitler beam.

What do we do? We have no choice. It's like he's the hammer of dawn. It's your final, it is your final gambit. Oh my God. Games out soon. They're doing that multiplayer beta

like now actually. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, I think, I think so. That's that. It was that close to being done. What,

the years of war? Yeah. I'm annoyed that I'm still gonna play it, you know? I'm not gonna play that game, man. I'm going to. I mean,

I have it. I've played it too many times, man. Like, I love the game. I want the second one. I want to. I really, realistically.

And even three, I would like to play through again. Do you have been playing a lot again lately. Freaking Battlefront. A lot of people, That game... Oh, the new one?

The 2005 or... No, that one's a mess. Yeah, 17. Two. Games are mess. Oh, yeah, that's... Oh, that's right. That's right.

They didn't... You didn't then patch it or anything. What is it? No, I'm just talking about playing the game in general. We played it again. It's a mess. The journey of Battlefront is so sad because it comes out in 2005 and it's great. Right?

And then it gets rebooted and then it sucks. And then it gets a sequel to the reboot and that fucking sucks. And then over time... that's like fixed sort of and then the old games come back and they're fucked and then now the old game that was previously fucked

is now fixed and people like it and people are like hey let's play what a mess it's crazy to treats what is going on with their IPs though like when it's so so people were disappointed with outlaws or whatever

yeah people don't want EA making those games anymore as a thing that's fair I mean, I think that's the biggest thing. Like the Survivor games are good. The only good thing they've made is recently. That's true. That is true.

Those are fun games. That's respawn. I know. That's the Titan Fall guys. Yeah, that is right. Well, it is EA still. They're published by EA. Yeah.

And I guess they didn't. They kept EA at Bay to make it solid, I guess. Well, dude, did you hear about the, did you? Oh, I meant to ask you guys about this. We're running along, but like, this is important. The, uh, for you guys anyway. The Dragon Age, um, expose that came out? No.

You didn't see this? What do I read it on? Uh, I mean, it's probably a paper you have to pay for it but like I saw people like doing reports on it yeah something like that

but uh is Jason Schreyer he's like an old very old head video game kind of he breaks a lot of stories and stuff but he uh I saw the bullet points and it's fucking crazy

I'm fascinating this is what I've been waiting for I'm not even fascinated really it is interesting I just don't care I'm already gonna know what the fuck situation and I was gonna be reaffirmed

that's fucking situation I don't know this is I love like it's like what happened with the Andromeda. Like I understand wanting to feel validated by it, but what is the validation going to do other to make me like, it's not. It's just more of it. It's just my like, I just want to know exactly what happened. That's all.

Yeah. Oh, sick. Okay. My friend has got me a switch too. He was like, yeah, I got there's extra one. No. Saw a scoopy one. No.

No. I sold mine already. I sold my pre-order. I know you. But then why did you sell if you still wanted one? Because I got mine. I got more money for mine. So the one I'm getting now, I have.

$100 in pocket and then the one I'm getting now as well. Okay, I get that. I guess. I get that but it still upsets me. I feel like you make too much to bother with $100. Yeah, I'm like, why? I actually do. I definitely

do. That's what I'm saying. I was like, well, okay, I get it. It's not that you make so much. It's not that you make a lot. It's that like their expenses are mega low. My expenses are Let's put it as well. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe

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Yeah So like So you It's crazy That you would even bother Yeah Yeah Yeah I've just bought the switch too

It did fucking sold a dick pick Or something I'm not telling dick picks no more man That shit got me in trouble Yeah I think Dude I still want to somehow Selling dickpicks And then I'm getting back to my girlfriend

Don't be crazy I still want to get jacked I want to get jacked at one day And then hump on only fans I want to take at least one extends And then sell a dick pick At least what extends Like just to be the point

I'm so hard I'm like passing out In the background of the picture Hold on, hold on. Do we know that extends actually works? I don't know. Because like, he's the guy's like,

yeah. Too well. Because like, it was on those infomercial things at like 10 p.m. or whatever. And always, I'd see him at 4 a.m. I'd see him during school days.

I'd be like in class. They'd be like, oh, stay commercials coming on. I saw that at 3 o'clock in the afternoon right after SpongeBob. It's no fucking way. I swear.

I would see Extends goes on like, like, like, where me and my grandma would watch fucking like, I don't know, fucking Wheel of Fortune. Really? They came out on the fucking morning?

Yeah, East Coast is different, bro. I guess so. Pins and larger pills are a really profitable agency in New York. I guess so. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay, I would see him late at night and I don't think there was insight the first thing. I'm just like, dude, I just feel like I was like all these things is bullshit. What happens?

You take a bottle of extends. I don't think you die, right? I think your dick gets really hard. Something would probably happen to your heart, I imagine. What's going on with Twitter. You only got one heart, though. You'll be fine. Did you just, you only have one heart?

you'll be fine. That's so stupid. That's why you'll be fine. That's so stupid. So here it is. I found it. I got it. What is it on?

I found the, so it's like, I found the bullet points, which are crazy. Okay. And these are the most important things, I think, right? So get this. Wild.

BioWare was under immense pressure to succeed after the failure of Anthem and Andromeda with the veil guard to stay afloat. Original concept, Joplin, was a smaller single player experience. E.A. forced a pivot to

multiplayer live service in 2017. Very likely. You can see that. Around the same time, they were, oh, God, go, go, keep going,

go, go, go, go, thank you long. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Creative director, Mike Laidlaw, who I remember was,

I think previously at Valve. I think he wrote Half Life 3 that never ended up happening, actually. Mike Laidlaw, he resigned over the shift. Matt Goldman replaced him and aimed for a lighter,

pulpy tone. Goldman, eh? we're getting we're getting too playfully anti-seventic whoa I didn't like that I didn't like that that was crazy

that is so crazy there was no bit that led into it it was just prejudice hey man it was funny you know I don't have no problem with that the Jews man I'm about to go eat some Jew bagels

I'm about to go eat some Jew bagels anyway so so Goldman replaced them for a lighter pulpy tone, more fitting for online gameplay. Anthem's failure in 2019 raised internal doubts about repeating mistakes, pandemic disruptions and leadership resignations further complicated development. In 2020, the project was abruptly pivoted back to a single player game without proper pre-production. Team was given just 18 months to overhaul the structure and rewrite the story.

Oh, sick. Tight timelines led to rust decisions and a lack of meaningful choice in gameplay. Multiple delays didn't allow redesigns just extensions of flawed structures. Oh, cool. So they probably didn't want to look like that in the first place. No. Okay. No.

The crux of all this, by the way. Pivoted when the Goldman guy showed up. Well, I mean, I'm just saying. Yeah. The crux of this is ultimately EA being like make a live service. That's where all this stems from. It's like make a fucking multiplayer game, which is crazy. especially after

After what? Anthem. Well, this was technically before Anthem. Remember, this is 2017. Well, yeah, but Anthem was in 2019. And then you said that

they were already nervous and wouldn't, don't you think they should have been like, like, I know that they convinced them to do single player at that point but it's like broke. So keep on.

I want you keep on. So multiple delays. Okay, so feedback from alpha testing in 2022 pointed to a lack of impactful narrative decisions. There's things here, by the way,

that I think you're going get very happy about. Last minute attempts to reintroduce meaningful choices were shallow and constrained. BioWare bought a second team from the Mass Effect, or brought a second team from the Mass Effect project in 2023 to help finish the game. Cultural clashes arose. The Dragon Age team was laid back. Mass Effect team was top down and structured.

So they were well organized. the Mass Effect team. That's cool. Mass Effect leaders rewrote and added new scenes including the game's finale. So the ending is all the Mass Effect piece. The part that is a Mass Effect part literally was made by Mass Effect. Yeah, the part that was like, oh, this is the suicide mission essentially in the way that it all strings together. Yeah.

And like all that's, it's, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. Dragon Age leads were frustrated because they were denied similar resources and excluded from key meetings. So they did. Longstanding resentment emerged over EA favoring Mass Effect internally. Original multiplayer versions Snarky tone felt outdated,

obviously. Concerns it would resemble forespoken led to last minute dialogue rewrites. Oh my God. They didn't get rid of all of it, unfortunately. Well, voice actor strike and overtime demands hindered those changes.

Oh, okay. Well, there you go. Initial trailer looked like Fortnite alienating some RPG. We know about that stuff already. Marketing failed to properly convey the game's actual tone. BioWare's feature, Bioware contributes BioWare is about 5% of EA's annual revenue. EA primarily profits from sports and shooter games.

Oh, yeah. Analysts say that that EA may continue supporting ByWRD due to potential payoff the payoff of a hit RPG. However, its long decline raises real questions about whether EA ultimately shut it down. Somebody internally said,

if they shuttered this to the doors tomorrow, I wouldn't be totally surprised. Yeah. So it's interesting That whole thing That breaks my heart It's very fascinating Because it seems like the part of the game

That people like Which is like the ending Where it comes together kind of Or at the very least is like Better than the beginning I think I think Is the mass effect team

Yeah And the massive team is apparently Really well structured And really well organized That's kind of good news Yeah The people like I mean if they make it

To finish the next game The dude that's leading it He assured people that It's like this is not what you experienced in the Vildegard is not what Mass Effect's going to be at all, like so. Hollow promises, though, to be fair?

Yeah. Because it's been three games in a row now that have not been quite what they need to be. I also feel like... He might be right, though, based on this. My other issue is, though, this is a fucking sequel. And I don't, personally, I don't want a Mass Effect sequel. I don't care.

Shepard did his thing, you know, or their thing, I should say. And fucking... It's... Shepard's over. His. Yeah, sure But I mean, I played the do more just because like Especially with the memes and stuff involved

Like that dude's voice It's funny you're to hit a female reporter as a as a male chef Absolutely Goldmane That's the That's the episode's name Yeah Oh man so it's not the guy with the big dick anymore

No I prefer that What was that again? I don't remember FDR Franklin that Dick Rogers. Dick Rogers. Stupid. All right.

June 14th is the No Kings anti-Trump protest and it's happening nationwide. Oh yeah, I meant to say that. I'm probably going to go to that. No pants? No pants protest.

Is that what I heard? No Kings is what it's called. So June 14th, that's tomorrow. I'm probably going to be down there. I know a lot of people who are going. I got to go to the fucking botanical gardens or whatever. I can't. I'm going to be there actually.

Are you actually going? I'm going to go after we're done with the, what you call it? We're going to album movie, but I'm gonna go there. So let me ask you something. Should I wear my green goblin helmet? Yes?

No. What do you mean? Why are you even asked that? I feel like I should. I think you absolutely should. I think you should also have fake bombs. Don't know where that tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was thinking about going. And also bring a sword in a gun. Yeah. And Big Goblins face black, actually. I do black face under. That is, you mammify him? That'd be fire. Oh my God.

The black goblin. It is just. Hey, hey, master. The user is out there doing too much bad stuff. Stop taking the folk away from them's holes. Boom. Shotgun blast.

That is crazy. I love that. That's a good. Somebody draw that. Somebody don't. No, someone please draw that. Somebody definitely don't. Draw that with black goblin.

Draw that. Draw the most racist version of Greek goblin. Do not endorse the blean goblin. it's like black and green the bling the bling goblin it's the worst it's hurting you to say that it's this is doing damage to you to say it you know what it hurts to say

because you're never meant to say that Bleen is never like like that word feels that feels like something that never should be said for some of it black and green it hurts my nose saying it's famous song Black and green black and green black and green black and green

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We're a great big hug and a kiss for me to. Oh, yeah. Won't you say you'll fuck me too? Love me too. No, no, fuck me, sir. Yeah, fuck me. Fuck me. Hey, little kid.

Fuck you, fuck you. Let's talk. Barney's a real dinosaur. And the face of my little kid, Roar, when the parents show up, he's back to normal. Do, do, do, do. And the kid is fucking...

What's wrong? Why are you so scared? Go away, parent, and we got to finish up. Hey, kids. They ever had consistent nightmares about a prehistoric creature trying to kill you? Have you ever thought about APEC? APEC? That's so stupid.

A purple. dinosaur that chasing them throughout the town Why are we always putting our soldiers on the line for Israel's benefit? Oh man. Real shit. Goldman.

I don't like that joke. I don't like that joke. What kind of steam are you? Oh, Barney's the goat, man. I do love Barney. I have a love for Barney. I have fun memories of it, but I don't know. I couldn't watch it again.

I bet the plot sucks. Yeah. The plot of Barney really isn't engaging enough. Not enough drug dealing. Yeah, too little. They need to add some more. They didn't have enough. They should have put the drugs into kids

and then cut the kids open and take the drugs out. It's just breaking bad. It's just breaking bad. It's just breaking bad, but it's a dinosaur. So he'll sit with a glass on that walks as the hat. Don't know. No, no, no. I like the idea of Barney being a real dinosaur of people that aren't the kids.

Yeah, I like that idea. What do you need, Mr. Bonnie? What do you need from me? What do you have a- Jason Statham? What do you, no. Mr. White. What are you talking?

What do you? I can't do his voice that well, but. Aaron Paul. Yeah, Erring Paul. Jesse, Jesse, Pinkman. Hey, you see. Hey, Mr. White. Hey, Mr. White.

Stop being such a bitch and Barney. Hey, I got bills, yo. Hey, I got bills, yo. What are we doing, yo? You bitch. I need you to listen to me, Jesse. Fuck you, Barney. Listen, Jesse, you just let me one more time.

I'll ball you. Oh, shit. I forgot you're a dinosaur. It all, like, it all connects again. And he realizes that's a dinosaur. He's been cooking meth with a dinosaur. for fucking four seasons. And all of a sudden it all comes back into place.

And then he's just like, oh. He eats us. He eats us as much. Oh! Everybody is convinced that it's not a real dinosaur until it just is. Until he drops the veneer of him being nice. Listen, Hector, if you ring that bell,

I'll turn ravenous. Don't ring that bell. Hector, seriously, stop. Hector, I'm going to eat you now. Say my name. Barney. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget

or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child,

then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Roar. Roar! Royden Pee, Cipson. My penis is three inches flaccid and five inches erect.

Nice. Oh, thanks for letting us know. Three inches, flat, said five inches erect. So you grow two inches? That's not much growth. It's not a lot. That's a very small amount of growth, unfortunately. Yeah, that's kind of rough.

Yeah. I go from a solid one to a solid four, and that's like four times, so, you know. Yeah. I go from 17 to like four. It's crazy. That's crazy. It just gets fat. It just gets real fat.

I learn how to joke outwards. Yeah, yeah. I go from three to seven, but it's centimeters. Three centimeters. haven't said it. It more than doubles, but like, doubling a penny's not much. Double, double a penny give it to the next person. Eventually, do you think that would work? You think how much money to end up with somebody? You'd be like, hey, doubling you're the next person.

I think someone would end the chain around like a hundred bucks, I think. Not even. Like maybe four. Listen. So I'll be like, I'll take that. Listen, guys. Why don't we measure pussies? Like how so? Like, you don't? Like in? Like, like. like deep

I mean well apparently I usually I get a ruler you put the bitch upside fucking down yeah you get a

rule or tape measure whatever that's crazy tape measure insane and then you pull it you pull it out is that you know

it's like you know it's like you test how something is yeah yeah it has like the fucking

yeah so yeah you see 15 inches deep slut what's wrong that's what I'm getting at

this is stupid. Like, we want equality. We need to judge women on how deep your poosies. All the women in our audience measure your pussies now. Did you snot? You did. I don't think we saw it. Oh, my God.

Very, very mild. Don't do that, by the way. Yeah, like, I'm trying. Well, dude, I unfortunate. No, I mean, measure your pussy. Oh. Oh, my God. I feel like I have to say that now because I feel like everything is so dumb.

that like someone's gonna Better safe than sorry Better safe than sorry unfortunately It's stupid as shit But yeah Better sorry than safe is like Your uncle with fucking Crutches at 20

Yeah Dude that's a good Normy shirt we could sell What? Better sorry than safe I guess Like it can transcend the show I know what you mean yeah

Like none of our audience would buy that shirt But like some dumb fucking mom Some wine mom would buy it He's gonna be like Oh fucking Jimmy's gonna love this, you know, and while she's getting smacked by her husband, while, yonking her, yonking her. Yeah, that mom will find it while she's browsing the snark tag store.

She, I, although to be fair, I might kill me friend's shirts. I have seen it. Exactly. I have seen. The radical sentry shirts, it became like a, like a template. No one knew who the fuck I was. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, it's just, I love how dumb the shirt is and people thought it was

they people they're like oh this is stupid I want this and oh my good yeah except for probably some people thought it was real well now that now that now they are now radical centers are real they're like now it's like we shouldn't be so mean to them I guess so hot they're just rounding up people in the street and breaking the law we shouldn't be so mean yeah it's dude that that guy that guy in New York I'm such a big fan of that guy that guy that tackled the fucking guy that threw the thing at the cop that fucking absolute piece of shit I saw I wish someone would have walked up to him while he was getting up and we're like, grab this hand. Brother, you want to talk about radical

centrism? I saw a handful of people saying, no, it's just good self-policing. I swear to God, there was people in my video where I said that guy was like, what, like boot throating, because it's like varbion boot licking. And so a couple people were like talking about it being just good self-policing. And stupid. You want to talk

about radical? That is a prime example. Yeah, look, is it wise to throw shit at a No. And you shouldn't do it. It's a bad. idea because then that's like they're gonna they're gonna beat the piss out of yeah but that's but yeah let the fucking let him shoot him

let him get the piss beat out of them yeah this guy while he's getting shot with rubber bullets that fucking wacky comes up and tackles them it's so ridiculous oh hero my hero good self-policing you did a good what the fuck are you talking about? Do you love me now yeah like immediately after you guys missed the camera like say he immediately started I'm zipping the cops all of

them. Yeah, yeah. He got all their zippers down. He got a ball. He got a curvy all of them in about that one. Kirby. All right. Israel.

You see the cops struggling. What the fuck? What? Israel, a Rhodesian sequel. I'm hitting G-forces on the forklift that would make a fighter pilot fucking shit himself. God damn. On the forklet.

Why is he spinning it like that? You can't be in sight. Where are you? He's on the edge of me. He's on the shovel part. Just turn me up, nigga. Where in your environment to reach 4Gs? Like, where are you?

You know, when they stop that thing, if that thing stopped abruptly, he would go through time. You know what I saw recently? I saw this, I saw this roller coaster. I never really cared about roller coaster theme park simulators or whatever, like build, you know what I mean? Like a roller coaster tycoon. Yeah. But like, I used to play them a little bit, but like nothing serious. But I saw one recently.

I'm somebody making like, hey, what do you guys think of my roller coaster? And it is the most diabolical thing I've ever seen. Because it's like a really one of those wide ones where it's like 15 people in a row like the longways. And then it's like it twists and like dunks people underwater and shit. It was awesome. I was like, yo, I want to play this game kind of. And it tells you all the G-Force and like the fatality rate of it and stuff. Oh, that's cool.

I never play. I should play a model. I really love that game. If they let me do the same things I used to do because my roller coaster never finished. They'd always like my favorites would be having a concession stand and then having the roller coaster fucking finish like into this concession. So they all the, they would come off and explode the area. Or the best one was watching you at the highest point. It's it just drops off one by one.

That's crazy So you see if people die You're at the very In the very intimate Just knowing Oh fuck I love those games That is so evil

Liliwood played What game is that Roguego The original? Yeah Yeah I got to play Because I remember

Liking those games Kind of Like I just fell off They're fun But it's like You'll play it for like An hour And then you're done

Yeah It's where Let me go play the zoo one She would just let the animals out The gorillas are out now She showed me She showed me on her old fathers Like the gorillas is out now

And they would just come out and mall people I've never That sounds awesome I've never even considered Yeah zoo tycoon I guess doesn't exist There's the lions Oh no I've ever considered

Can you put like the The gorillas in like the water Like where the whales go and shit But the girls are gonna die You're not like sea You're not gonna You're not gonna You're not going to create aquatic guerrillas.

You're just going to kill them. What I'm doing? It's like fucking doctor-optimus at the end. Yeah. All this power and you can't fucking float, you stupid bitch. That's so true. That's so true. They can probably break the glass.

They can swim to the glass. They can't. They're dying. The power of being a gorilla. At the bottom of the weight. At the bottom of the glass. the bottom of the tank is crazy. You know what game I was really,

like I saw it and I never, I never given any extra thought, but I thought it was interesting, a good idea was, was, uh, they made a Mars attacks game like that. Oh. Recently,

like in the last like couple months. It was called Mars Attracts. And it was like, the idea was like, you were the Mars attacks aliens and you were abducting people and making like a human like theme park and shit. Ooh.

Which is like an awesome idea. I don't know how it is. I don't know if it's good or anything. I don't know if it's a, But it's a fucking awesome idea because you have you have to imagine that you just torture people in that Yeah, that's like the whole point of it right I should look it up What?

How did a Mars attack end again? Did someone sing something? They found the Spoilers for Mars attacks But some old lady was listening to it's a yodeling music and the aliens hated it It was at like a frequency that like blew up their fucking brains I love that movie That's what probably happened though they probably come here some function and he'd be like

some guy would bust on one and it'd be like a boom they busts on one that movie was stacked with like a crazy cast and they just killed them all yeah that was really cool I haven't seen it something was the president

I need to watch that again because I haven't seen it's a fun movie the CG's bad of course that's what I'm most curious about to see that yeah don't worry man act act agagag

dude you saw him like a cross between SpongeBob and Popeye. Yeah, kind of, yeah. Ake, okay, okay, yeah. A sponge pie. Ack, like, in fact. In fact.

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And Abby, Marsha and Abby has fat hits, though. Oh, yeah, of course. In fact, my tits. In fact. In fact. In fact. Act, ac, ac. I love that fucking idea.

Mars Shapiro. It would be alien Shapiro. Yeah, yeah, I guess. I'm a hitting G. Okay, I read that. Blonde blue-eyed German man asking a little Armenian woman wearing the army hat on a date. Do it up. Do it.

tuberculosis voice it would mean a lot to me and Kingston if you stop fucking all those Beatles down what's here read it watch it

oh my god what is this fucking it's gonna be a video of his fucking colon dude I don't know if I want to kill you you people

eat these things what is that I don't know if I want to watch this I don't understand the slam cut of it happening is funny though I don't know if I want to watch this what is it

is a person dying again no Good thing it rolls into a ball. Oh, it's so mean. The way he ducks it. That's so mean. What is a doctopus? Isopod or whatever.

Ew, what is it? That's huge. You've never seen those freak out. And then like, I just, we don't need to eat anything that looks like this. What the fuck is that? Ew, yo. It's a C-rolley-poly. Why are you eating that?

Because people are disgusting. At a certain point, it's like, don't, don't. Don't we just stop? So for the context for the audience, what the fuck is that? An isopon? Yes. That's huge. It's a C-Rollie.

I hate that. At least that's what I call them. I had no concept that they were that big actually. Yeah. They're disgusting. They look scary. And I just don't know why people in modern day. Yeah.

They're disgusting and they look so scary. Crestations in the first place to me is disgusting. thing. I'm speaking, of course, about Mexicans. I was like, of course. Woke Marxist Pope. Especially how they just lay them on display like, you know, here's the whole

fucking creature. Yeah. You know, like, we don't do that with anything else. We don't even, like, prepare it, like, a slab or, like, bacon. Imagine if they just grilled a pig in front of you and just slapped it on your fucking table. Like, just,

right, right. It's still making the noises. Just hammer fist it once. There you go. Like that guy with the fist. You're just punching the fucking big. Go get a rock. Go get a rock.

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All right I guess the Dragon Age thing Side track this Jack WFM Every time Sweene reads the names He laughs at all of them Like fucking Jimmy Fallon And the gay beetles will ravage him

That is true Just sold three Lubbubu dolls And now I'm set for life I'm convinced that these are I'm really bothered by this I got one of our friends I just don't understand it because I feel like they're new, but everybody's pretending like they're not.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child. behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead,

then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from yourself. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Well, they're new. They haven't been around that long. Have they been around? Were they around last year? No, I don't think so. Good. Okay. That's all I knew. He's not in mass consciousness. Call Moriarty. Kingston is my favorite Disney princess, big meat. He stinks. Canola Joe

greasing up Derek's thick thighs. Deep-throating a Cactus daily to sound like RFK Jr. Dandy Andy, leader of the spider fucker party, can Sween change his piss fetish to a poo fetish? You can just change your fetish like that? Can you change your fetish, please? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I am a highly ranking figure in Islam, and I am placing a fatwa on Kingston. Well, it's over for him. Look at this profile picture. It's fucking Principal Skinner looking weird. No, there's at the one where he's looking down. Where he's got like the fucking fuck boy. You know, seeing Bart Simpson stare head on

Is like one of the most upsetting thing I think it's what It was the little dumb kid The little one that's a Ralph? Yeah The one he walked up to the camera I don't remember You haven't seen that image

No, I haven't seen that image I probably know what you're talking about if I see it It's from a game I'm pretty sure He's a big bad beetle bun Smoker smoking Kingston Gids low tier gooner Gay for the money

Call me a baggett And weep For my legion of Sweens be upon ye Hey, you're awake Walked into an ice agent Same as you Stupid It's a Mexican sky room

It's sky It's sky It's sky You know this It's sky It sky Dave Bluntz Stage dive tsunami

I knew a Virginia But she wasn't Slim. Stupid. Kevin Durant's feet. Fun fact, in Europe, canola oil is called non-consexual

intercourseed seed oil. No, it's not. Yeah, that... That sounds like a lie. No, it isn't. I'm gonna... And if it was, I would buy a bottle. If it was, we would have heard about it.

Yes. And we would... In fact. In fact. If I... Fucking click... like a demon. Fuck you, I pay my TV license bitch, Mr. Pants.

After listening to four years, I have chameleon Kingston's comedy style. Must it just being a loud piece of shit. Fuck face unstoppable. I don't even think of that loud anymore. No, I know. It's completely untrue. I just thought of, that was literally nothing. I've just thought of, that was literally nothing, but what is the most.

out-pocket thing that I could say. That's definitely a Instagram clip right there. That's good, that's good clip. Yeah, there you go. Remember that, uh, oh yeah, yeah, 238, 3.28. Only three and a half hours in.

Fuck, man. Stoppable. F-fut, bitch. Cardboarders, where he's not gonna edit this? This is gonna be like a complete... After a certain amount of time, it's just, bro.

Just throw it out there. Just throw it out there. Just throw it out there. Just throw it out of the fucking... Just clean up the audio, let everything lie where it goes. I don't even line it up. Yeah. I won't even line it up as crazy

You put the audio track backwards somehow I mean I could What the fuck is going on here That would be fucking hilarious The listens to the podcast in reverse But watch it face forward And then like only watch it in reverse

But listen to it right way forward Dude I like this I'm gonna switch the camera Is there is there The camera And then I'm gonna reverse the audio I'm gonna pitch it down three Uh so or higher

Should I go higher or lower Yeah we should do individual Here's my idea Individual pitch Here's my idea for the show Instead of constantly switching between these two cameras Yeah

Why don't we just Aim one of the cameras At the screen there That shows both of our cameras That's revolutionary That's revolutionary One of the cameras wouldn't be on one of us It's revolutionary

Huh Interesting problem You've arisen Anyway Modern problems There's a level of authenticity that people would Adieu and appreciate it. Yeah, they would adore us.

They would fucking come at our feet. That's not good. That's not good. Is that not worship? Can I wear shoes at least? Nah. Open toes. Oh, I just think of,

you never come on your girlfriend's open toes? I cannot say I had. Really? Not even on purpose? Hmm. I think you're not to have. That's crazy. I think feet are the most disgusting on the planet. And I think come is it that great.

So I don't want to double up. You're missing out. You don't blow thick loads on your soul of your girl's feet right on the balls of her feet. Yeah. I like to. I like to. What's wrong with you, man?

Those do is like coming up in and I think are stepping in. Stay in it for a little. Oh my God. What I usually do is like I tell me your feet and then I come on on. on the soldiers of her feet and then I tell her to dance around we call it cum stepping Yeah, cum stepping

That's a good one I like that And it's all wet It's all slapping You ever heard that Account of When the fat boy Or when the drum

A bomb was dropped In Nagasaki or whatever Or her motion Whatever the first one was dropped And then there was a lady She's recounted survivor She recounted a guy running Towards some of the smoke and stuff

And he was like Sounds like he was wearing Like metal shoes or something something like that. And we should look down. It was just like the shins. So his shin bones were making tapping noises as he was running. And I imagine that's the sound it makes when there's come on your soul.

Were there a survivor? Is that real? Yes. There are survivors? Yes. Of course. Well, she's like the Hulk now?

Well, she's fucking dead, I imagine now. Metal show he's running on the, he's running on his fucking shins. And she said it sounded like it was like he was wearing like tapping shoes or metal like shoes had like he was she was actually one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard in my life yeah dude when you hear like when you hear like when

you hear like you know when people say war is hell and like and then they brought it to this level you're like well this is hell this is the not everyone everyone was stabbing each other and doing all that crazy shit like that's madness that's still hell but I feel like this is like this is this to me this will when you just the way they describe hell in the New Testament this is hell like I was like that should never happen ever again I could never thrive in a situation like that because like getting

my pizza being late is hell to me like I feel like that's so like no I can't fucking do this my God goes to sleep meanwhile cut your feet off and then he used that

meanwhile a young Congolese boy fighting off a beast and then getting home was like hey dad I brought back dinner I'm open all So would you mind sewing me back up? Obesious heart. I'm open also.

It's the second thing he said. Hold on after I eat. Hold on. Or he's like he's eating and also trying to sew his kid back together. This food was delicious. Good thing I cooked finger foods. Seriously dad. Buckface unstoppable cardboard pie.

I replace my R's on my Dodge Ram with Ws. And now engine revving sounds like take on me. What? Oh, it's cool. I don't think I understand. Don, do, do, dun dun dun dun dun dun da, da, na, na, na, na, na, no, no. With W. Wash.

I don't know if I get it. Hot, uh, hot to go. F O.G, GOT, Bros. I'm so gay. I fuck men's holes. Uh, jolly old dipshit, ace of parades. Dave Grohl, Groller, Dave Groller Derby. Uh, under siege by five, by 500,000.

Is that five million? Oh, God, this is, I hate when there's many zeros with no comments. I told it, yeah, I understand that. Undersees by 500,000 bloodlusted roly polies, please help me. I can't fucking help you in that situation, brother. Mainly because this is the internet. Squeezing my balls like a clown nose.

Kingston had a dream. Kingston had a dream. Beetle have a dream. Oh my God. Pee-wee, Herman, be like, ha-ha, I'm still dead. said Sweeney and Kanye for president, 2028.

Courage warns Muriel about Michael Vick, but it's too late. I love when you guys, when you call me big Hamas, throw your guns in the air, if you did you slayer, hibernating little gaitle.

Hate that you combine. I hate that you did that. Search Peter Lorry Fish Battle, Matt Pat solving all words by giving every other world leader a copy of Undertale. Did you see that Matt Pat thing that he was doing?

He was like starting a fucking creator caucus, like in Washington proper? No. It's actually interesting. It seems hilariously unimportant in the current state of things. Right. But it's actually not a bad idea. Like just being like,

hey, we got to upgrade the tax code to know that we're real. Because like they still don't know somehow. It's an interesting idea. Yeah. But good on him. Might as well do something now that you're fucking not doing. It's just a theory.

You know? Is game three done or is someone else? He's done. I think it's, I don't know. I don't care. There's some other people doing it? I don't know. Welcome to Game.

So much money Just going away Bitch theory So he's made enough He's made enough Yeah Which is cool I respect it actually

Yeah To me imagine if you made Like a lot of money And then you also like Say put a bunch of it In fucking Bitcoin Uh Especially where it's at now

Jesus Christ I remember when I got a little bit Into it was at 50,000 Now it's that like Over 100,000 It was doubled And I'm just like If you were rich

And you put money into that shit Like fucking five years ago Bro You know it's fucking frustrating I feel like I remember getting a Bitcoin at some point. I definitely did. But like I don't know what the fuck that.

I don't know what that means or like what it even like how it mattered but yeah I got pretty sure I got a wallet of like a like a coin and I think I cleaned out all of those emails years ago so I have no way of accessing what it I have nothing. I look through everything

I look through my old Patreon because I was like I can't remember where I received it. You have a hundred bands just in your wallet. That's insane. But like it's might as well not exist because there's just no trace of it. I feel like I remember getting curious about it and just like for shit to because it was cheap. And so I was like, yeah, fuck it. Who cares?

Smitchie the kid. Sweene's gonna look like what? Sweene's kid's gonna look like Fredo Melky Top. I don't know what that is. Smitchie the kid. Derek, do you have, you do have to pay US Fed income taxes even if living in other country.

Yeah, we went over that. Fed. Just not as much, but also pay the other account. How do you pay income tax if you don't have any income? Well, under the presumption of income, I guess. Columariariariari, post-clarity nut. What is talking about? It doesn't matter.

I'm a better cuck than you, Rick. I fuck your wife now. Star Coffee, Calmeriarty, you spidery man. This is the Little Beetle Star Cluster, home to 10 billion gay little beetles all salivating for Kingsen's coming clit. The mega fan. Craig the Canadian.

Fucking completely uncreative. Sweeney has yet. to prove me wrong about one more day hence gay hence gay oh so I read the comic again I got back to it so he goes to Tony Stark first in passing throughout the comic it shows

images of him going to other ones but it's not like a written out thing so he is right he is right and I have transformed into the ginger version of Colin Moriarty comshot gaming TM you shouldn't have admitted that you were wrong in order to be successful in this modern age you have to deny all wrong

but you also went to like he went to everyone he went to like The X-Men, he went to everybody, and they were like a nigger today, man. I couldn't be a grifter today. Just do it. Because I lose nothing from being wrong. My life continues, just as it was. At Grock, is this true? I can't believe you.

At Grock, is this nigga gay or no? Groch's like, I don't know. I've seen Groning people around, like, turn this girl around? No what I mean. It's just like, if there's a picture of like some hot lady, it's like Grock, turn this girl around. Oh, so you can see her backslide? That's doing it for some people. That's devious.

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Is this some inside joke? No, it's one of the names. Dracula Flow, I put a tiger bomb in her pussy before I fuck her have her howling like a cat in heat Using the remote from click to pause time Coat Kingston from head to toe in come. Resume time and watch what he does from afar. That's such a waste of power.

It's such a waste. To you. Yeah, to you maybe. You're not getting anything out of it. I, on the other hand, or this guy on the other hand. I mean, this fella. I let my boyfriend do a cummy on my, do a cummy come on my boy puffy. And he didn't wear a boy condom.

Am I going to get Fag Preggers now? Jesus Christ Almighty, I hate you. Beetle Moriarty, in 2016, my eighth grade science teacher ran over two people with his car while playing Pokemon Go on his phone. Oh my God. That's awesome.

If that's true, God bless that man, dude. Two people? Two people is 50 points, man. Double kill. That's a UAV right there, bro. UAV online. OU.A.O.N.H.3, right? I don't remember.

Well, it's, in modern ones, you can customize which ones. Oh, yeah, what you wanted? So I don't know, man. Get the fucking attack dogs. I love the, I love getting the attack dogs because I do when people are in buildings. So they can't fucking get away from them.

Like somebody's sniping the dogs on them. U.A. Online. Yeah, U.S. OECOR activated. Enemy UAV, it's there. Everyone wants to blow me. Waiting for the Swin Hunting Tire.

I want his pelt. Call him where you already. So so gapeed they call him Slipping Jimmy, Kremlin de Gremlin. Two Beatles blumpking while staring at Sweeney. I want to bomb all these Pokemon scalpers.

Harry Wreck them. I'm tired, boss, man. We need more gay names and parodies for Pride Month. Get to it, Patreon name people. We can do the Weezer thing. Yeah. Let's do Buddy Holly. I forgot to tell you, I think I uploaded the instrumental for a gay hero by Nickelback.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it in the... It's in the Snark Tank Drive. I just completely forgot to say. anything. Okay. Here goes my gay hero.

Oh, I also. Do you have the lyrics? I don't remember. I'll send them to you. I'll send it in the little group chat right now because, okay, yeah, do that.

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fuck my butt. Fubfug by butt. Papani brothers. Jeffrey Epstein in the Minecraft movie, we'd be like, I am Steen. Donk, Donkerson, the colon swinging slasher, Laslo. Laslo, I don't have much time, Laslo.

I owe money to a lot of bad people, and I'm in too deep, Laslo. Please, Laslo, I need your help. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.

I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. God, man, Campbellazzo was crazy. What a crazy little show. Yeah. This is before my time, but... After. Yeah, I don't know. What the fuck I don't say that. It is easy.

The default is that's before my time. P.P., my, uh, this is my shower routine. Enter. Wash ass, then face, then balls, then face again. Okay. Then ass again. Then face. Exit.

Not way too long. Nobody at all. You're not watching your body. slightly. Nope. That is so fucking crazy. Solid. Face. Ass first. Then face. Ass. Then face.

Ass. Then face. Then No, no. Ash. Ass, then face. Then balls. Then face again. Then face again. Then face. Your fucking face is so rank afterwards. I had a buddy that showered like in two minutes and I didn't understand it. wasn't showering. That's what I'm saying. That'd be like if he was just in wetting him. Was he showering often a day? Every day. I mean, he would get up for at work. I was, I was roommate, and he would get up for work and then the shower would be on for maximum like three minutes. And I'm like, there's no way you're clean. That's crazy. The fastest shower I could take. I could take

a shower in three minutes. If you speed run it. Right. Like I can definitely take a shower in three minutes, I think. You'd be inserting so much energy and earning yourself probably doing that. The idea of doing it every day or like as a consistent thing. Like I've definitely had to shower in like a fucking. Yeah, like, but it's like I guess the question is why? Right. Because what is the range?

I think a range for a reasonable shower is like 20 minutes. That's a reasonable range for a shower. I would say 10. I think I'll take 20, but like that's, I'm in there chilling. I'm in the shower for a long time. Like I like the shower. It's peaceful. Yeah.

So like I stay in there for. probably a long time. But like the time that you spin yourself cleaning. Yeah. It's not, no. Ten minutes is more than enough time to take time. Absolutely. Absolutely. To clean yourself? Because some people shower forever. Yeah, but they're not cleaning themselves. They're just chilling. Jacking it. They're fucking

laying down in the water and spin it after they do that. They're doing fucking dog. You ever see gorillas in like a bathtub? And it is having a fucking ball. They spend when they have fun, which is so pussy. It's so fun. I love it. I remember doing that

You spin like that? I was like six years old or something And I was like No I was like sitting in the tub and I'm like I was a small kid already Like kids are small anyway but I'm small also Yeah And then the tub is huge

And so it's like kind of like a pool And I just remember being like An intrusive thought where I'm just gonna spin like crazy And then it went all over the floor And I was like Oh no My dad was like a car grenade in my Dude my dad kicked the door open

And threw a toaster in there Luckily I got out for you Luckily it wasn't plugged in No it was an extension cord He had an extension cord on his back Like a fucking like the foresight The son of a bitch Goes in a fucking storage

It was like a lasso He was doing this already Before you fucked up It was one of the It was one of the orange ones The real ones Yeah the perfect like industrial orange The one that is truly meant to extend

He fucking just rushed in there threw it in there like it was like the last play in a Super Bowl he spiked it yeah and you luckily you luckily wormed your way out of the fucking water you fucking last second just dived it while the whole thing erupted you can see the electricity trace up a few drops of water but you get away and then you're down like fuck

hey you dropped water on the floor he's like after after and then he crumpled me down the toilet and flushed me you you've ended up in the sewers of uh central park or whatever I ended up in the sewers of yonkers and then the yonker came. Then the yorker came.

He yonker came, he yonked a little bit. He brought you the service, but yooint you and then left. I was watching a video of some guy getting like playing with an outlet and he gets electrocuted. And you can see the lightning and it's his teeth lit up. Oh my God. And I was like, what the fucking his teeth lit up? If you can see that, frame by frame, you can see his teeth. Every video I've seen of somebody getting electrocuted, by the way, is so avoidable.

It's crazy. Absolutely. I feel like you almost have to try to get electrocuted. Unless it's like a like a flood or something Some crazy shit where it's like You don't know what the question is like I think when there's like a random grounded wire That's the only time I can see it happening But even that doesn't happen often

Very rare yeah I saw a girl step into a crowd A puddle with a grounded wire and I was like You didn't see the wire there like what She probably was drunken like I just knows a lot of people Don't have any peripheral vision They're just looking completely straight when they walk And to me is insane if you look at like

If you I don't know I just I've seen so much death I know like I'm always scanning Yeah, yeah. People aren't used to stepping on IEDs, so they're not thinking about looking at. I instinctually, I just instinctually avoid puddles just for clean reasons. Right. You know what I mean? Like if there's, you have to look down and see it, though.

I want to people just, they're not looking. I like rain and plashing in puddles. I still like that shit, even though I don't do it anymore. That's fucking, you like splashing in rain puddles? It's fucking crazy. It's just the dirtiest fucking water. My shoes get ruined. There's something about rain that just puts me at.

piece. I like rain. I don't mind the sound of rain and the vibe of rain, but like, you're gonna be a little and you splashing puddles. I used to love I didn't. I did it once because I saw it on TV and I hated that I did it. My shoes are fucked, my socks are soaked and like no way. Yeah, I'm gay. You wear your rain boots that's super gay. That's independent. No, I wasn't

gay before. Yeah, only gay people made me gay. So are you gay still? Are you not gay anymore? I'm only gay when I'm splashing in a puddle. That's crazy. At that moment, I am my gayest. When I'm splashing in a puddle. I don't know. I was my little rain boots on. You're a fucking curious. Rainbow gay boots.

You're fucking Paddington rain boots. This is they got ugs. You didn't have rain boots. That's disgusting. You had hugs. Yeah, you hadugs on. You're like,

yeah. You had juicy on your fucking sweatpants and stuff. And you're just joking. That's crazy. That's crazy. I almost forgot about that existing. I remember I had to wear pants like that to.

You'd wear juicy pants? I got, it was a long story. No, no. It was like I couldn't. It was like the only pair. I

did you shit yourself no no I just you had a party or something I don't want to talk about it No Why would you laugh that out I was held it back I was like

You know what show this is this sir Who are you? Who are you? All right No man I I tore my pants open big time And I like Getting

No like they like on a fucking branch Right Okay It was on a brand And then like The person I was with at the time she had extra pants. She had those pants. You know.

Do I know this person? You didn't even turn them inside out or nothing. You wore the juicy. You sure? No. That's crazy. You could have turned them inside out and you're like, nah, I'm rocking this juicy. I didn't know they were there.

I didn't know what said it. You just gave me these extra pants. Well, they bright pink plants with like silver lining. No, they were black. They were black pants. But they were like obviously the tighter and they felt so nice. Oh, you probably look good, too. Probably.

You're probably stepping out with those Some dudes just like Oh fuck God damn it Something's happening I didn't know until I got fucking a hole He was staring right at you He whispered your ear

You're very juicy You didn't even know why he said that He followed you the whole ride home He was on foot Chasing you fondly himself And you were just like He's this guy He's keeping up with the car

What's happening What's going on here? He gets some like his distance from me is always kind of like non-Euclidean like sometimes he'll be like I'll turn around

and he'll be right behind me and then I'll run like five steps and I'll look back and he's like way further back than he was at that point he's just staggering himself impossibly uh

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And they're chilling in the Even if they're in fucking Russia They're the most fucking New York person I'm surprised he's not Irish at all too That's only this That is the other thing too yeah Yeah other than that he's a pure one Ohie somebody find me lucky charms

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Bamban-na-da Won't you fuck with me I'm hooked on a penis Oh god, not bad I burped I didn't eat because I was this acid Oh that sucks You just eat the acid then You're right

I'm full now It's good I'd pull You ever throw up bile And then like drink it I remember I threw up bile once And it was the most disgusting experience Ever had in my life

I was like this hurts so bad I so prefer that to food I'd rather food than bio any day It hurts more when it's when it's nothing But like Dude I hate Textured vomit is disgusting

I hate throwing up bio That shit burns like it hurts I think the vomit is the only thing They can make me throw up I say you're like It's like an infinite Yeah Like this the smell

It's so It's fucking disgusting Smell is pretty crazy That's when you do alcohol When you're when vomit from alcohol It's the worst Is it? Yes

Because then you're already Because you're already No No stomach flu vomit's the worst I've never done it I never had a stomach flu really That shit is crazy I've had it one time

I was kid But mostly it's just food poison for me I threw up all day Like it was actually crazy Like I threw up like it was my shift Yeah Like nine to five Like it was your shift

Like honestly Like the whole day I was throwing out I am I have still to this day Outside of maybe alcohol poisoning Never been that sick And even then it's like maybe I think I think the alcohol poisoning

Probably wasn't even as bad When I get sick I'd have to stay away from people Because it takes a lot to get me sick So whatever I get sick from If I give to someone else It's debilitating So I stay away from people

When I get really sick I took her to my attic and I and I franked it. Being racist is my kink and I refuse to be king shamed. Damn. Look, man, fair enough, whatever. That frog ripped me off.

Das goopi, sticking a gun up my ass and clenching to pull the trick. All right. You just hear muffled shots. You shoot yourself in your own ass. I mean, I guess that's probably what would happen. he keeps

that means he's hammering it back to oh my god what is it laying out my penis until it falls asleep so it feels like I'm giving someone else a handjob young Colin molested by a little gay little beetle and the last page

adopt an Amish baby and name him Skibadaya Nicky Ziggy straight slayer making the world gayer Spaceball's the Patreon name Nice. Nice. Nice.

By the way, I kept seeing no ice spray painted. Yeah, I kept seeing no ice spray painted on shit and all I could read was nois. Noice. What's that guy, that old British guy? No ice. Yeah, I don't know who that is. You've seen that guy. You've absolutely seen that guy.

No, I have it. I've never seen a British person ever. No, I'm actually blind. I don't know British people. I'm not British technically. I'm like a, I'm like one of their colonies. The guy killing himself over snow was right. Lily's brother playing flat out.

IRL. Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave. Who's New York Nick? So dumb. Aetherian needs help lowering his rubbing a halo three penis, Naferam, Memphis 1, and rounding out our list. King of Papazard. I probably shouldn't do that, but.

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