The Snark Tank - #334: Exclusive Netanyahu Interview

Episode Date: June 20, 2025

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See website for full terms and conditions. Let's have a quick discussion about something before you get rid of this. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast before that happens. It's me, Chris, it's him. Craig said it's him, Derek, Patreon.com, that's the Snark Tank. Early access, ad free, all that crap. What were you going to say? Who do you guys would say is the stupidest superhero?

What? Or super villain. Villain. Probably Obama from that comic. He was a villain in it? Was he not? I don't think. I think he was like a good guy.

In the Spider-Man comic, yeah. I don't think he was deemed a villain. He's villainous, of course. In my household, he was the villain. He's done way more villainy than any one Spider-Bans ever fought pro. Whoa. No. Most of the people he's fought.

No. Well, I guess low-level. It's crazy. Are you that? I know what you mean. The only person more villainous to him, I would say Spider-Man's roster often is like Morlun and Carnage. Carnage is villainous.

I don't care enough about this. Did you say Laura Lumer? Mor-Luh. You know I found that she follows me? No, she I had no idea. Fuck that bitch. No, she doesn't.

I swear to God, you're, hold on, wait. I mean, maybe I read it wrong. You get to hit that. Ew.

You don't want to know what it's like to hit a, to fuck a purge mask? That's correct. I wonder when that happened. That's the thing too. It's like I have no, I have no concept of when this could have been. I wish that information was available.

You know, I don't even think you did anything. I'm so disappointing you. I wish that information was available like it says like, when they first followed you like the other day. I know, right? That would be so useful.

It would be very nice. Yeah, that'd be a good thing to have. I don't know why it doesn't exist. It's just laziness, like an innovation that they didn't care to think about. Because they have it for Facebook.

Well, yeah, but that's a different thing. It doesn't show you how long your followers have been following you on Facebook. You went to somebody followed you following sense and he does that.

Does it do that? When you see friendship? Yeah. I haven't been on Facebook in forever. I was going to delete mine yesterday. Again, and I'm like, no,

my password's here. Then I realized they're really not anymore. I don't know. I don't care. I just gotta get rid of it. That's my last tie to back home. The issue with Facebook for me

is that it's like, it's the only real semblance of a photo album I have. You know what I mean? Of like life. So it's just like if I get rid of my Facebook, it's like all my memories are kind of gone. It's kind of weird.

I think you can download everything. Yeah, but then like what happens? I just want to start being really disrespectful. Wait, what? What do you mean? What happens? I've downloaded things and then like the, Something gets fucked up and I lose.

You know what I mean? It's just good to have them on a server somewhere. I have, I can't, I can't fuck it up. My most important stuff I have in multiple, I have two hard drives, a Google drive. Suspicious as far. And then, well, no, if it's actually the opposite. You would not have some fuck the fucky shit like in multiple areas to increase your chances of getting found out. That's crazy.

That is, having like different hard drives hidden into the city like Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah. You'd be like, oh, man, you see somebody run through a fucking building, Fuck digging through the ground I'm still here There was a I can't remember who this This guy is

But he's a low cow that looks like a kid Kind of He looks really young And he's into this like that baby shit Like people dressing up like babies I can't remember Turkey Tom did a video on it No I have no concept

Of what you're saying Yeah At first I thought that What was that? It was just one of those local cows Was that guy? Azerbaijan Was that kid?

Oh Hesbola Hesbola? What's his name? Oh yeah You said Azerbaijan? Are you serious? What's the kid's name? What's that guy that, not kid?

Osbollah, yeah. Oh, Hasbola, yeah. Oh, Hasbola, yeah. No, his name is not Hezbollah. What the fuck? What's his name? Oh my. I can't remember because you said that.

I swear to God, it's like Hesbollah. It's very close to that. It's like ISIS or something. But it's Hesbola, Hasbila, some shit like that. It is very similar. It's something I don't remember. But. Bathamette?

He's not like he's not, he doesn't have that syndrome doesn't have the Andy Milanoz thing. Oh, he's not like a permanent baby. No, he just tiny. But he does have some weird thing about him, but he's just like a terrible locale. I was watching a little bit of it. And I stopped. I couldn't finish it because he just sucked so much.

But one thing I remember is that I think it was the same guy that he had a bunch of crazy shit in a hard drive and used it. I'm probably getting into things. Defined crazy shit for me real quick. I'm thinking it's a, well, I think he was one of those CP people. Oh, nice.

I think. I could be getting people mixed up because, you know, like people getting busted. It's so, it's so much. It all blends together. It all, yeah. There's so much footage on YouTube of people getting busted for like purvy shit. But I just remember somebody going to the library, might have been that guy, using his thumb drive that has all that crazy shit on there in the thing. And thinking of it retroactively, like, I can't believe I did that.

You know, using the same thing that has all that crazy shit on and to use it. something publicly and I'm like I don't understand people man I gotta download this news I gotta scan this newspaper clipping so that I have it for my book report Yeah for college also it's on my CP fucking

Look I'm not trying to protect the C p or but It's it's it's it's not have another hard drive Like Sorry you think self-preservation Imagine somebody that like watch it outport and they wouldn't do that in the first place I guess fucking not have another hard drive What type of dip shit? What did you say?

Man, if somebody's watching child support, but they don't have the wherewithal to get another hard drive. I only got one hard drive that's 32 gigs. What you're saying is imagine if these insane people were also stupid. We're also dumb. Do you not, do you not, I remember when I stole a bag of chips as a kid from a liquor store. Stole a bag of chips yesterday. The feeling of like anxiety, like, oh shit, this is crazy. just like the natural feeling that you're doing something wrong.

I wonder with those people, do you not have that natural, that natural thing? I think they can only, I think they want to just like that want to get caught actually. Like they want to like subconsciously. Do you think so? I think people that do fuck shit often, do you want to get caught. Like, let me do something to like get myself exposed but not just go to the police, I guess. Because it's like when I used to steal, when I used to steal bags of chips, right? Yeah.

I'd bust in a bag of chips and then put it back and be like, oh, man. This is the nothing I did. Did you have a seal? fucking lighter it and seal it and slowly again. Do you have one of those kits to seal it, flated and seal it again? That is crazy. Those things are so loud.

Have you ever used a sealer? No, no. They are so loud. It's insane. The guy of the store is like looking up, but then goes back to doing whatever the fuck is doing. Somebody buys it opens it up.

It's just bull a bus, dude. And what's crazy is now you're going to take it to the lays or roughly, you know, whatever company. I'm getting people that did nothing wrong in trouble. And, What the fuck? And no one did anything.

How could that possibly be profitable for Frito Lay? Yeah. Just giggling my ass out. I know that Frito Lay is going bankruptcy because I'm being busing in several dozen bag of chips in different stores throughout the country, of course. That's funny as fuck, dude. That's kind of like the, uh, there was a Fox show when I was a kid showing vendors doing horrible things like that. And one of them, which I just thought, I don't know why it's still funny to me that the guy had like a drink stand and he was like mixed. the drinks with his dick.

No, that did not happen. Well, the shows might be fake, but apparently the CCTV show, dude, why the fuck would that not be real, Chris? It's just, like, why, like, wait, talking about it. Why is that, like, not real? I just like to think better. I just like to think better. Like, what on earth has given you the fucking ability to think that humans wouldn't mix a drink with their penis?

I just like to think better of people. Also, the cumbersome nature of doing that. It's funny. It's funny and it's fucked up. People love doing shit like that. What do you is there is it like because it's funny to them or do you think it's like is it pleasurable? It's funny. It's both. The funny and pleasure come together. To me it's funny hearing about it. But in the if I knew someone that told me that they actually did that, I would think very differently of them. Right. From then on out. Me as well. I have to say. Not very, yeah. I'm not negative enough to do shit.

that but the idea of someone doing that is hilarious. So I'm with you guys, but I'm just like, how could you do? Like, you were just looking at them too. You look at them, you were moving his dick as much as minimal as possible. Like, yeah, I can you drink for you right now? You put it under the desk. Just right. Like you have a lemonade stand.

There's nowhere else to hide. And you have half a ability to make your dick twirl. You have a prehentile penis. You hear something sloshing, but you can't see what's happening. What's going on? Nothing. Don't worry about it. So how's your day going?

It was it. There's your lemonade. So how are you guys enjoying World War III? Oh, yeah, man. It's good? It's fun. It's a really cool. It's really cool.

We're going to, you know, the beach boys just died. Yeah. And now we're going to the bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bum, bum, bum around. Bam, bomb, bomb, bomb, ma'am. Dude, it's fucking great. That goes hard, dude. That does go hard. Dude, I...

It really sucks and, like, I think it should be eliminated as a country now. I think we're at the point now where it's like... Take it back now. There's a great... Careful. So there's a great bit. Sorry. There's a great bit.

I like more VPN sponsorships. We don't even get that. There's a great bit that Norm MacDonald did about Germany starting a war with the world twice. And he says basically it's like, you figure the world would be. be like, hey, listen, Germany, on account of the fact that you keep starting wars with the world, you don't get to be a country no more, you know? And I think there's a case to be made. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. How about a little Israel over there? Like, you know, I feel like, I feel like it's a pretty good case. Really. I don't even think it's particularly political. I just think like, bro, you're a problem. Yeah. Like, what do you do it?

You're just like a nuisance. You're like the guy at the bar who owns the bar. and so he thinks he could just be a dick to everybody and no one's gonna like step up to him because he owns the place but it's like brother well the thing is that that is a good analogy though because the other employees in the bar

are probably decent and they hate the owner too right and it seems like that's exactly what's happened with Netanyahu people are like this guy sucks so he's literally endangering us all you know now there's a lot of crazy Zionists that live there too but still the ones that are just chilling you know

that live in Tel Aviv for example they don't fucking they're not even they're non-political they're just living Right. And they're like, particularly them in that place. Thanks, man. Thanks, dude. They're like, we're just kind of here. This nigga that's from Philly, I think. Like, I didn't even know this because, uh, what the fuck about? I don't think I was born in. No, you go. I don't think he was born in Israel, but I don't think he was born in Philly, but I know he grew up there. Or he went to college there at least. I don't know which was which. I just know he's,

he lived there for me. To me, it's just, it's just, it's just such a perfect representation. But Chris, where are you saying? Thank you. I was going to say I didn't know until recently that that Iron Dome shit, I had no clue that those like, they have like Iron Dome like defense launchers in like the middle of like neighborhoods. Yeah. What? Yeah. I had no idea.

I thought that that was the only like ground that they even had remotely to stand on that some people could argue. You know what I mean? Where it's like, oh, Hamas operates under like, you know what I mean? Like in hospitals and like in the middle of, uh, they have military installations in the middle of neighborhoods. have to get them. And then meanwhile, they got Iron Dome, defensive missiles in the middle of their own neighborhoods. Yeah. In some of those- That's insane. I had no concept that was true. In like a downtown area. It's when the more you, and this is always the problem like hearing like sound bites, you never get to the nitty. It's like there needs to be like a podcast where you can

talk about all of this and have somebody who's a normal person who doesn't have a side, hear this and be like, wait, what are Israel complaining about? Everything they're complaining about, they have done tenfold. And so then it just becomes very easy to make a decision on who's the biggest baddie and who's causing just a calamity of problems. And then now the Iran thing, which is, it's crazy. Like I said, in the last podcast, talking about fucking Alex Jones talking about this for so long. Yeah. And then seeing, I haven't checked out, because I do want to hear what he has to say.

That's going to be fun. see if he's going to justify because a lot of people are actually mad at Trump that normally suck his cock all the time. I am pleasantly surprised by that. That is pretty fucking cool. It's not as many as it should be. But it's more than I thought would be,

which is nice. It's pretty crazy to seeing. So this is one guy that I stumbled upon. It was a Lex Friedman podcast. I was dying because of how boring Lex is, of course, but at least he was trying to push back against this comedian named Dave Smith. Right.

He's this fucking stupid libertarian that unfortunately has some good take specifically when it comes to Israel Palestine. And when he started talking, he started getting promised so people started listening to him. But then his takes were so dog shit on like Russia, Ukraine.

Yeah. And then for some reason he's like, I believe in Trump. He's, you know, anti-interventionalist. And I'm like, from what? What example? What? There is zero examples.

Call him an anti-interventionist. That is, that is so, that is- Doesn't he have like businesses everywhere? That is so- Oh my God. Anti-intervention. I don't understand the insane level of cognizantism. Calling any modern president, that is crazy.

I know. Did you see it? Crazy way to say that. Did you see the Trump phones that he's trying to make and they're just like repackaged like Chinese phones for like they cost like 89 bucks a pop? They're just going to mark him up. He can't help himself.

It's crazy. A new scam every because there was like a Patriot phone thing done before. It's the same thing. Yeah. Where it's just a subsidiary of something that already exists, right? So I think if you sign on for a Trump phone, I think there should be a hidden piece of paper in there that you also sign on to that's essentially a death warrant. I think you should be, I think if you sign on to a Trump phone membership, you should legally be able to, the government should kill you legally. I could not agree.

I think it is a great way to call the herd to be like. If you're this stupid, especially when there are fucking networks that exist. I saw the prices. I think it was wrong like $47 because the presidency, 47 or whatever. Oh, my God. That is, there is Mint Mobile. There's like cricket. There's pick one that already significantly cheaper than that.

What is the benefit? There's going to be lead in that gold paint. They're going to spray paint those phones where they guarantee you. But yeah, no, the Dave Smith thing, I saw him. I know jack shit about Dave Smith. I've only seen like a handful of takes from him, like whatever. But like, I know he's a comedian or was or something. Yeah, he was, that's where you got to start.

Yeah, yeah. And then. But I did see him. Like, there was a video of him from like, I don't know how long ago, but he said, like, yeah, if Trump, if Trump starts a war in Iran, I will apologize for having, for voting for him or whatever. Yeah. Like, I'm not going to stand by that shit. And then to his credit, he did it. He did.

He did apologize. And he even said, like, he should be impeached over this. Yeah. Which is kind of wild. Very low bar. But the thing that annoys me with the whole impeachment thing. And I'm like, okay, where were you when every, all the other shit that he did? Yeah.

14 other things that he did like this year. Dude, I keep having to remind people, like, whenever I'm talking to some people I know about like in politics that we all in unison, unanimously, Obama was the drone strike king. And we always make jokes about it. And I was like, unfortunately, Obama doesn't even have that anymore. Trump destroyed, slaughtered his record. Oh, did he really? Oh, yeah, 100%.

Yeah, like 400% of, right? Or something like that. Just fucking slaughtered it. And that actually upsets me. because I was like it was one thing that I feel like the left and the right could come together and shut on Obama for and it's kind of like well yeah we can still shit on him

but he's not he's not the king he doesn't have the crown anymore they didn't like that because they thought it made him a hypocrite right and they wanted more you know they're like they're doing it so much and your bases are like you and you suck but like you could be doing it so many

you can be doing it 400% more and you're not doing it yeah I guess the only thing that the like so the Dave's Smiths and all them were standing on no new wars. That's the thing, the bar, even though every action that Trump

did in the in the, in the, in the foreign policy could have led to a war the fact that a new one wasn't and it did. And it finally did. And it did. And it finally did. He ripped up that. He ripped up that Iran nuclear agreement. Well that the, the agreement that

you know, everything was running smoothly, Iran. And even people that I don't give a fuck about like, um, Amademajad, back in the day where he did uh you know he was uh the leader of iran back in the day he did an interview talking about like listen a lot of people talk a lot of shit but like i'm legitimately uh Muslim like i follow Islam we don't believe in nuclear weapons we just want power for our people all right and i'm like i don't know if i believe him yet just because a lot of people talk a lot of shit sure and also to be fair he said there was no gay people in iran so it's like Like, I don't know if I can believe, dude.

That's awesome. I think at least he has some weird balancing act where he legitimately was just like, I want to empower my people and have Iran thrive and not blow the fuck out of people because what is that going to do for Iran? Well, isn't also the issue that like, well, Derek, also you have to consider that they're months away from building a nuclear weapon. And they have been since before you were born. Isn't that crazy?

Since I even knew Iran was a thing. The first one I saw was 1985 85 I saw 95 But like They've been months They've been so close They've been months away from this bomb for

And to be fair Look they do enrich uranium That's because they I'm pretty sure Enriched uranium is also used At a certain percentile Not to the point where you would need to use For nuclear power from those Well it's also used specifically for like

I think there's a percentage of enriched uranium That's not 90% that you would need for a bomb But like 60 or something That's used for like pharmaceuticals and stuff and like medical stuff and they're like one of the biggest exporters of that of that shit in the world

isn't if I'm on a second I can be very off but isn't uranium not even the most profitable means of creating a nuclear weapon anymore and has it been for a long fucking time I don't know anything you'll have to ask Walter White I don't know how to build a nuclear bomb you got asked Trump because nobody knows

more about nuclear energy than him Nobody knows because wasn't uranium used at first before they started using neutrino bomb like like Nigger I don't know we're keeping that in that that's the guy that is that is that's what was that for you're saying we're not scientists here I am so ignorant to that I could not even like it's so far removed from like I don't know decided to be racist I guess well because you're discussing it in a way that I'm like bro you're you're saying I can't even respond

because I'm so ignorant to like knowing what goes into what they use for nuclear warfare right now. What's the most? The best I knew about is depleted uranium being used in like bullets and stuff. Yeah, all I know. Like DU being fucking sprayed everywhere

and then places were uninhabitable. Like that's all, that's the closest I know. But as far as like the big bombs and shit, I never really, I don't know. I guess I don't know why webs of mass destruction

don't fascinate me. I think it's because you know you'll never be around them in a way that isn't death. You know, The only time you'll ever get firsthand experience with a nuclear bomb is if you're also being melted by one. Yeah. You know?

Like some of the stories of like what happened in people is fascinating to like see like Jesus Christ. But as far as how they work like I wasn't what, you know, I'm not a fucking Oppenheimer simp or I'm like, oh man, I want to know the. I'm like, I don't know. This is a, I, it's this, it's this information, these people, these brains, they could have been forever energy. You know what I'm saying? Like energy that like free energy of it. That's the whole thing that upsets me. That's how they motivate people.

That's how they motivate good, well-meaning people to go through these things. And then they're like, JK, we're going to, fucking slaughter so many people. And Einstein was like, bro,

what? I was like, bro, all right, guys, we're going to make little chemicals that heal people. We're going to make little chemicals that heal people. Isn't that great?

And they're like, yeah, let's do it. And they spend all their time and they're really excited about it. It's like, all right, Now we're going to put these in bullets.

And we're going to shoot it in people. They're going to make cell regeneration happen so much that when they're shot with a bullet, they'd just become a big mass and explode. And that's what you did. J.K.A. LaM.A. Little bitch. Yeah, I don't know, man. We'll see. We'll see. I think the weapons are the most discussed.

I think that's like... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake M. Bada. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computers. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines.

Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large.

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status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. That would have happened to you. That was like, oh, humans should be evicted from Earth now.

That was like the moment where God should come down and be like, sorry, you guys had your chance. Y'all really fucked up. Why? And then they're gone. Everyone's gone and reset. All right. So make your prediction.

Make your World War III prediction. How deep does it go? How many countries get involved? There's going to be a war. Does it? So you think maybe like Netanyahu will be granted some big bombs and some massive like bunker busters and just fuck the whole place up? My assumption is if it happens, right? If this goes through, Israel's gone.

Israel's due. They're going to go after them first. They're right there. You know, like they're going to go after them first. And then I can very much so see America's side. to be like, we didn't like them that much either. No, you're crazy. That'd be, that'd be a, that would be a, that would be a, that would be hilarious if we were

just like, oh, you just struck Iran? Unprovoked, by the way. Like, completely unprovoked. Scientists too. People that were just working. Well, yeah. It was like, it's fucking, sorry. You scared me.

Yeah, they like struck like an apartment building with like a nuclear scientist center or something or like a top. It was some crazy shit, but like a lot of, like civilians died. Yeah. Of course. And so, yeah, I mean, they struck first. I would love for the U.S. to be like, I don't know why you did that. You can fucking figure this out on your own, bitch.

Like, that would be, like, that would be ideal. I don't know what we got out of Israel. Outside of, like, the occasional sitcom. You know what I think it is, legitimately? The people that are funding Trump the most are Christian fundamentalists, and they believe. Right. Yeah. Like, this is the holy land.

These are the chosen people and stuff. You see that fucking text from Mike Huckabee? Yes. Oh, my God. It's, uh, that's, uh, that's, uh, that's, uh, what I was kind of alluding to. It's the same type of people. Did you see that?

Did you see that? The text from Mike Huckabee to Trump where he was like, I know heaven speaks through you or some shit. It's like, brother, we can't have people in government that speak like this. We just can't do it.

It's not, like this isn't fucking Skyrim. Okay? The thing is that they want their, Christian fundamentals. I know. I'd rather worse than Talos. Like,

fucking why not? I would definitely rather deal with dragons than Israel. The thing is that these fundamentalists, they want, they want ruinate, they want apocalypse. They want it. Yeah, it's a death call. Because they think, they think that is going to give them this grand entry into like civilization. And it's like, well, fuck everyone else. Do they think that's just trying to live?

And it's like, you're insane. Go die by yourself in a corner then. You go do your own little apocalypse. Yeah. Over there, go die for this book that is. Full of conjure. First of all, being a Christian and worshiping Jews is a huge contradiction biblically, like literally. But I don't know. I don't necessarily. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, old and new are married, man. I don't know. I get it. But inherently in the New Testament, it's like, hey,

these guys, these guys killed. The Romans tips. These guys put, sorry, these guys put this guy, they alli upped him into his death. Which is, which is insane. But it's, it would just also fake. Mind you, but it. Whatever. It's just like, just go do this yourselves. Do not shake my faith. Do not try to shake my faith. I am a devout. If you've listened to this podcast for many years,

if you've been here the whole time, you know how true and consistent I've been about my faith and how much I love Jesus and the Lord. And I don't like any of the things that have just been said for the past like two minutes. And I have to consider leaving this podcast. Do you love Israel? Yes, good

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We love Cast me in movies Please Give me every You know the people That get the best rules Like I know they might be a merit thing Right

Like people keep getting recurring rules Like we're thinking about Deborah Debra Wilson We're thinking about Pedro Pascal And stuff like that let's not talk about Merrill. What if it's them pledging their allegiance to Netanyahu?

Oh. If that's what happened. So I think we should keep trying. I think we should reach out to him. Let's see if we can get Benjamin Netanyahu on the show. I think we could. I think we could. I would be so jarred.

The young hip crowd on our side. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on Benjamin Netanyahu. We don't hate you at all. Hello, Christopher. Raymond Maldonado Hello

Kingstonian Jimassan I thank you for inviting me on my You really struggled with that The amount of struggle that went into that That nickname for it was crazy To change a letter Fuck you, Benjamin

Hey Nahoo Why don't you just like stop? Just chill Stop what? What am I supposed to stop? Stop annexing places in the West Bank. Leave other countries alone for a bit. You're telling me to stop doing what has been going on throughout history. Yeah, you know what you could do with history?

You could stop creating more of it. But then that means life stops ceasing because if history is no longer a thing, then that means there is no life. Sorry, stop creating negative history. One man's negativity, Kingstonian. One man's negativity. All right. All right.

Blow the charges. Listen Alright, Dan, hit the seat Listen, listen Both the department's gone Listen, are we actually Lowkey terrified to have Benjamin Netanyahu here

Oh yeah I wouldn't There would be riots There'd be like protest It would be crazy He's getting got Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah

Some guy's gonna If he's foot in America again He's cooked Did you just say that I'd be getting got Did you just say that I'd be getting gut? Didn't he run to Greece? Yeah Yes, I did

But now I'm here Of course he did I was in Greece but now I'm in here. I'm in California. Now he's in Burbank. I'm in Burbank. That's interesting.

Welcome. Would you like to get some, some lula, some lula, some lubaabs? I'd rather not hang out with you, sir. I know a really good place right up the street.

No, you don't. How do you know? Do you follow me? Do you know my life? Yes. Yeah, you're fairly well documented, sir. Listen, niggu.

He says that. Sure he says it. We're going to call this special guest. We're going to call this episode. We hit the thumbnail of this should be like as if we're interviewing Benjamin Benjamin's a complete

fake out that is crazy holy shit how did they get him how did they get Benjamin that young appear on this fucking bullshit comedy podcast I don't even know what I would do

if I spoke to him I'd be like just bro what's good like what's your plan like where do you try to get that if you were in my position what would you do I would stop

I would leave the Palestinians alone try to create like a health report so then they'll take over and then all my people will stop existing. They'll take over like the way you guys took over their land in the 40s. Benjamin, Benjamin, is it possible? Remember how that was a place before y'all showed up?

Can I ask you, can I ask Benjamin a question? That's not true. What? I want to ask you just, do you think it's possible that, uh, the greatest ally that anti-Semitism has is the actions of the Israeli government? Is that possible? Christopher, do you make an excellent point, but you're also a bitch. I need you want to understand that.

I mean, I'm happy to take that first part. The only biggest anti-Semitism or whatever you said is you and anyone who is against anything that I do. Nothing else matters in this world except for I have the right to defend myself and I am Israel and everybody else is going to- But didn't you strike Iran first though, Ben? Like you kind of struck first. It's not really defending yourself.

They looked at me very mean, Iran. The country of however many, I think there's like 90 million people. there or something. They all looked at me weird. And I took that as a threat. Do you feel like they looked at me really weird and that scared me so I had to strike them? Do you feel like Casey Anthony was self-defending? Because the baby might have looked at her? That baby was very dangerous. Fair. You don't know. You weren't there, Christopher. You're right. I, I don't know that baby was doing. I don't know the geopolitical. That baby was talking to Hamas. Oh. That baby was harboring Hamas agents. That's a different story. That shifts my entire perspective.

I'm glad that you finally know the truth, Christopher. We should have Casey Anthony on the program next. We should. She's my best friend. I can call her. Do you not understand that a time passes where this will pass, right? Yes. The fervent hatred towards your people is going to be revamped in a way that we haven't seen.

It's a certain Austrian feller. You are aware of that, right? I'm going to tell you right now that me and the proud Jewish people, we feed on hatred. We have, we have this, we have manufactured. ourselves and positioned ourselves to feed on hate and we are getting stronger. We're becoming like day walkers essentially. Oh, interesting. That's the best analogy I can come up with.

I'm still not over the fact that Benjamin at Yahoo has Casey Anthony on speed dial basically on a speed dial speed number one. That is crazy. My family is two, three, four, and five. Casey Anthony is my number one speed dial. I don't see anything weird about that at all. Yo, C, C, what's up? Yose.

Now, how stupid do we have to treat the listener here in regards to how specific we're being? And what I mean by that is like, do we really need to say the obvious thing, which is nobody cares if you're Jewish? You know what I mean? See, here's the thing, Christopher. Okay, Benjamin. Yeah. I don't know. I care to do.

I care sometimes. You care sometimes? Well, you are a flaming. I care if you're a comedian. You're a flaming anti-Semite. I understand that. I mean, it's happening. Not yet.

The thing is what's happening is every time you say that you don't care about me being Jewish is what you're actually saying is you hate Jews so much in which they were all dead. I see. Right. I see my error now. See, that's the problem. Every time you say that, you're like, I don't care. It's not about that at all.

What I'm hearing and what the world is hearing is that it's 100% about that. And you only want us dead. And you actually would be happy as soon as we're all gone. and then you would think the world would be peaceful. I see Benjamin. So I hadn't considered that. Right. Because I'm not crazy.

But that's a great, that's great insight. I had no idea. I had no idea the world felt that way. If you would just listen to Casey Anthony, she would explain that to you. Interesting. Because I didn't feel that way,

but not he explained that to me. I think I do feel that way. So I flipped you. I flipped you guys. You flipped me to hating you guys. Interesting. Interesting. No, I actually,

from what I just heard is that you are now. From what I just, it's just him gaslighting himself constantly. I mean, that's all of them, literally. All of who? You're on the side. Politicians. Oh, all right.

You support genocide. You support genocide. The one that you got you're doing? So you just support genocide in general. That's crazy. And yes, look, we don't need immense words or anything. The only Geno anything, I support is Genoa Salami from the Boers' Heves. It's delicious.

I like general. Eat that? I like Genos from From one punchman Genos That's what we're talking about Oh, you're a fan of one punch man Yes, we're talking about

And that's exactly what we're trying to do to Hamas We're trying to one punch Hamas In a building full of people? Interesting They're just If they would just leave They can Remember those negotiation talks

That were tried to be had for months And then that were just We gave every citizen a jetpack Oh, I didn't hear about this in the news That's because of the anti-semen Right, the anti-Semitic media didn't tell me about the jet packs. I'm glad you finally understand. They didn't tell us about the jet packs that Benjamin Medioreh who gave to every Palestinian

so they could leave the Gaza Strip to jump over the walls that they set up to prevent them from leaving on foot or by boat or by vehicle. Amazing. Listen, we understood that just like, you know, your former co-host that I replaced it, that I accidentally, you know, bombed on my way here. Oh, yes, Derek. Rest and peace, Derek. You bombed Derek? Rest in pieces It was

You know I That's Wherever I go I bomb And unfortunately He had He just was in the way

So Wherever you go You bomb What are you Dave Rubin Hold on a second I I have Dave Rubin

On Speed Dial He's number seven He's after He's right after his family But way below Casey Hey Hey I heard everything That's not very nice

Fuck you Okay Okay Listen, I have much more killing to do. So thank you for having me on the podcast. Yeah, you're welcome, Benjamin and Yahoo. Would you like a jetpack and a bomb? I would love a jet pack.

I don't know if I want a bomb, though. Can they separate? Or are the bombs in the jet packs? And that's the kind of... You're catching on, Christopher. You're very smart. I see, I see. You're very smart, Christopher.

Thank you. That's a compliment I will take forever. I will be. I will tell you, when I give you the jetpack bomb that straps on you and doesn't let go, Listen Everybody Heaven is a real and great place Right

Something I know I think It's great Here's the thing If you're dead You go to heaven So you're just helping people Get to heaven

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Yeah. Dunk it. Are you going to go back to Israel or are you going to go to Greece first? I'm going to split myself in half. Oh. And I'm going to see how that works so I could be two places at once. Half a Benjamin, you know, was seen hobblink, hopscatching down the street at Israel in Tel Aviv. He splits into two smaller, equally.

versions of himself and they're both doing Oh he becomes like a like a Cell Jr. kind of. Yeah, you didn't know that we have the technology to do that with all the billions of dollars you funneled to what? Yeah, no, I call him little Yahoo's. Little fucking yehees. That's really,

you didn't know Kanye when he went on Alice Jones and he tried to make that joke about a net and yuhoo that I can actually turn into those things. I still can't get over that joke I think about that every now and again. I thought about that joke way when I was like when I first heard his name when I was like maybe 12

and I was like no one's named that for real. And I saw that. Netanyahu is a funny name. But like, it's so funny because it's such a funny name for such an unfunny person. You'd think that he would have been like, like for a guy born in Philadelphia to be named Netanyahu,

you'd think he would be like. I don't think he was born there. I think he just went to school there. He just went to school there? Why would you go to school in Philadelphia if you weren't born there? I don't know. Go ahead and.

Look it up, whatever. The point. The point is he could have just been a comedian. Should have moved to New York. Yeah, become a comedian. Worked with fucking, every other fucking comedian that lives over there. Yeah, he should he went to Catch a Rising Star and did a couple sets, you know? But instead he just had to bomb some balance things.

That's what I had to do in him. Anyway, thank you so much for inviting him. Born in Tel Aviv. So, okay. He was born in Tel Aviv and then he spent some time in Pennsylvania? Was he born in the Iron Dome? Yeah. Like in one of the missile defense things or whatever?

The Iron Dome was my womb. Horrified. That'll make it like that for sure. Anyway, yeah. What else? I'm eternal. Anyway, get the hell out of here, Benjamin. Yeah, fuck you.

He goes, all right, too. I have to be told, fuck you. You get out of here. All right, too. There's another thing that happened. I'm back. Hey, guys. I survived the bomb.

Oh, crazy. He said, yeah, he said he bombed you. Yeah, that was crazy. I was actually just getting some food or whatever. Oh. And then a bomb struck right in front of my face. He went to MIT. Oh, he went to MIT, huh?

Yeah, he was MIT. Gross. And he went to Harvard as well, too. So he went to MIT. He might have just lived in America for a while. That's crazy. You went to school with Conan O'Brien? Yeah, I remember he had some ties to, uh, to, uh, to, there's no Philly ties.

Maybe I got that wrong. Is it possible that Benjamin Netanyahu and Conan O'Brien were in the same class? Because I know Conan O'Brien went to Harvard. He did, didn't he? I wouldn't surprise me. How old are both of them? I think Nanyahu's older. Do you think so?

I don't know. Definitely older. How old is Kornorn O'Brien? Korn O'Brien's probably like 55. I think he's probably closer to 60s. I think he's in his 60s. He's in the 60s already. I think so.

That's why I'm saying. Like I think Benjamin and Yahoo's kind of close. He seemed, I literally have no idea. I have no concept. Nihahu's born 49. So 49, 50, 70. Yeah, Kona Bryant's definitely younger. 76 right now.

Yeah, okay. So he's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. That would be fucking shocking. Conan's still maintaining his red hair, so it's hard to eat.

It's hard to clock them. Oh, yeah, it's hard to clock ginger's as they age. He's definitely doing products. His hair is not right like that problem anymore. Well, it's not like, you know, you know, red, red, red, red. But it's red red red red. Red rob.

Definitely. Red rom. He's 62. Colton is much older than I thought of He's 62 That's a 16 That's about right Okay yeah

Do you know how old Gordon Ramsey is Five million Like 58 Something like that What do you think I think he's what Like 68 He's almost in his mid 70s

Whoa he looks great He looks very much I mean based on what I've said I don't know I haven't seen him in a while He looks fantastic He's not in his mid 70s He's just about

No way He's just he's almost in his mid 70s I can believe that The kids are young Aren't this kids sort of young I mean you can fuck You can fuck Like at any age

You know? Busting nuts in his 50s and shit? That's crazy. How old is his life? Right. He's 58. I was literally exactly right. He's not 58.

He's literally 58. I was exactly right. He's not 508. That's crazy. I don't know where that fucking... That is weird. Gets came out of nowhere. Sometimes a guest just like hits like that.

That felt right. It felt like I looked at his birthday three years. I was like, oh, he's 55 years out. Interesting. Yeah. Anyway. You know where that number came from, him being that old? Where?

In a show? he said it himself he's 77 years old fucking lying what a lying what a lying yeah he just said in my mid 70s

he said he was like 74 or something that's crazy and then uh and then I was like that's nuts I could actually see him and then the thing is

I didn't even check it because I'm like why would you lie there's no way he's that old it's like me with fucking Greenland and New Zealand or whatever yeah

the um yeah there was one other thing about the the political situation that I didn't didn't want to touch on. It's that Tucker Carlson interview with, uh, oh yeah, with, uh, Ted Cruz, who I've always hated. Does he have any fans? No, I know. Like he like Ted Cruz. Likeing Ted Cruz. The, the, the minute I, I mean, I didn't like him before anyway, but like the minute, like Trump was like, your wife's ugly and a whore and she's fat and a bitch. And then he was like,

I love you, Mr. President. Yep. Yep. Like, the minute that happened, I was like, wow, you're barely a man. Like, you're barely even a human being. Yeah. That is crazy. Massive bitch. I can't believe she's still with him. It is like to have somebody... They're definitely like separated.

You know what I mean? Yeah. They're definitely like we're not cool at all anymore but like I'll stick with you for your money. Yeah. I mean yeah because that's why he didn't say anything right so he can keep his position. Right.

And so for sure it's same. I would do the same thing if I was her. I'd be yeah, fuck you but I'm still going to stay so I can take your money for sure. When you die, which you will. I'm going to take your money. You should have When you go to Cancun

When everybody was freezing In fucking Texas or something Yeah Yeah Yeah He was awesome I mean he did the nut and yonry thing He was like I'm going to Greece

Later Tel Aviv Enjoy the missiles that I fucking provoked So like So crazy So Tucker Carlson had an interview With Ted Cruz And it's fucking embarrassing It is crazy

I don't know how You get dog walked By Tucker Carlson Because Tucker Carlson is not He's not Stupid but he's not like he's not like the final boss, you know what I mean? Like not by any means.

I do think there is like, it's so funny because like during this interview you could see it where there's like there's like a little there's like an embryo of a real journalist like in there. You know what I mean? Just like Chung. Where he's able to extract crazy information from people if he pros of them in the right way. The fact that he got Ted Cruz to basically say like we're operating military strikes on Iran right now.

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This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Well, you just said we. And he's stammering. he just basically admitted that we're already doing shit. It's kind of crazy. It's, uh, I, I mean, I don't normally recommend people watch Tucker Harleson at all because it's usually, it's usually garbage. Sufferable.

He's like right like 20, maybe like 20, 15% of the time. Dude, whenever he's like right, he usually, he undercuts it. Yeah, like the next day or the next whatever it is. Yeah. We know from the Dominion lawsuit that he was never a fan of Trump. He always hated him, but like he went on Fox News and like, like slob is knob anyway. So like you can only have so much respect for someone at a certain point where it's just like,

I don't really care about that. Yeah. Because you ultimately went along with it anyway. Beef drink. Even when you knew it was fake. But we know that that's true. Those are real emails that you can look up. But this interview is wild.

Ted Cruz is a fucking idiot. He's a pig-faced moron. I can't believe that this guy has any, any renown even slightly. There's no bar, man. It does like nothing. matters to those people. As long as you just... It's...

It literally nothing matters. Like, Lauren Bolbert, Marjorie Taylor, it doesn't matter. You can just insert somebody and they will just... They'll be fans of them. They'll do nothing for them. They'll shit. They'll literally take a dump on their constituency winces faces.

They'll get in a helicopter on ladder and just start shitting on them. And they'll still vote for them. That's great. Like, like, Ted Cruz should have been hanged when he fucking, when he left while, like, his fucking people were dying. Freezing. And then he's just like, I'm still here. Like, it's like, no, you don't, you don't get to just fucking have your job.

You did the worst thing you possibly could have done. You abandon them when they need you most. Yeah. You know, like at least fucking pretend to care. That freeze thing that happened in Texas was crazy. I've never seen anything like that, man. Yeah, Mr.Such is not built for the cold. No, I know.

But, no, this is what happens when. have fucking privatized energy. Yes. That they have no fucking regulations, you know, like the, this thing was like a privatized, even our water in Burbank. Well, sometimes I'm like, this water seems a little, little, something seems a little extra. And we actually stopped using our filters for a while and I was just buying bottle of water because it seemed a little fucky because, you know, it's privatized here.

So then if something goes wrong. I've not used water in California in so long. It's crazy. Well, we, I have a double filter. to like, you know, make it pretty. It tastes like a lot. It tastes almost as good as like reverse osmosis, right? But for a while I took a break just because it just,

it's kind of the water is smelling like paint, dude. I was like, what the fuck is this? Anyway, and then Jojo was talking to one of her coworkers, and she brought it up herself. And Jojo didn't be like, am I crazier to this happen? So I'm like, all right, man. And I feel like they have no obligation to fucking say, anything because it's a fucking private company.

Yeah. You can't, it's, it is, but some of the, I remember seeing photos of like, like icicles hanging off of like ceiling fans.

Yeah, and like, sealing lights and shit. And I'm like, that is crazy, man. I get that it's not built for it, but like,

I have a friend over there that, uh, she showed me some, uh, some stuff like, like they, frozen, uh,

they had some, also some flooding going on to. So it was like, like you said, it looked like a fucking ice, an ice cave in some houses. It's just a heat waving to UK. Ed, we're just dying.

You were getting cooked in their fucking houses. The houses are pretty much just stoves. At this point, at this point, I'm like, I can't look. We know the global warming and the climate change trajectories. At this point, if you haven't put in AC, like, I'm sorry, Scotland, England, all the fucking places up there, you can't, you can't, even fucking Seattle, Washington. It's sorry, guys, you at least need a portable AC now. If you don't do that and you cook yourself to death,

you're fucking retarded at this point. There's no, there's no point. There's no point in holding on to maybe things will get better. It's like, not really. Yeah. The things we can keep going the other direction. But anyway, yeah, that interview is crazy. What else?

Yeah, I didn't see that. I need, I'll just take your word for everything. I don't, I just, Tucker Carlson has the, oh. You can look up the clips. It really is just, it really is ultimately just Ted Cruz making a fool of himself in front of an idiot. You know?

It's kind of how it goes. Not an idiot, but like a dishonest person. A dishonest hack. Who happens to be correct in this case. Yeah. What else happened? Did you go to the No Kings? I did not.

You didn't go? Shame. Shame on you. That shit was fucking crazy. I was at the federal building in L.A. When it started getting nuts. I'm actually on Hassan's strength. I think for like a second.

Oh yeah? You could see me. But like, uh, that was wild because they were just, they, they were shit. Yo,

rubber bullets are huge. I had no concept. Like one like, they shot at us with rubber bullets. Yeah. And I was like, oh shit. I was like dodging and shit.

I don't know if I dodged anything. Probably boy. Whoa. But like. Doing barrel rolls. It's like that's my steps on your neck and you get trampled. But I was there and I like I saw it like I saw it. Dude,

I saw it firsthand, man. And it is wild to see these things firsthand. Because you get a sense of things that's so clear in comparison to like even just a video or like, you know, high quality footage where like you could see that protesters were moving barricades to keep the cops from pushing in. And then they were like, oh shit, they're moving defensive barricades to keep us in. Let's start shooting. It was so insane. It was so outright.

And it was so far away, too. Like they were nowhere near the police. when they were moving the barricades, but they still, like, shot. And I saw some dude get domed in the fucking nose with a rubber bullet. And he was, like, bleeding like crazy. He was like, fuck these guys. And he had like, like, it was like a stream.

And I was like, yo, that's fucking nuts. They were throwing tear gas. They were fucking, it was nuts to be in that area at that time. I was like, yo, this is chaos. It's crazy. And I remember, dude, they had flashbangs. I had no clue how loud a flashbang was because why would you? I guess.

Huh? I don't know what it's light. I was like, well, I mean, the light wouldn't, why are my ears ringing from this flesh would, the light wouldn't disorientes you.

They are, they are not bright at all. There's no, there's no shine at all. They just go off and they stun you. I think it was far enough away, or at least by the time, like people were starting

starting getting shot, I was like, oh shit. So I moved away, obviously, I don't want to be shot. But that shit was crazy. But it was so clear that like,

oh, the police are the people who, agitate these things the most. And then what I noticed too is that there was a curfew, right? And it was like, I think, um, what time was it for? Do you guys remember like the notifications that you got on your phone? I think it was eight. Yeah, it was like, I think you're right. Yeah, there was that, because that was my guess. It was like 8 p.m. curfew, right? So everybody out, uh, after 8 p.m., uh, you're arrested or whatever. And what I noticed that they were due is like at 6 p.m. They would get the police and they

would form like this crazy like wall of policemen. And they would enclose on an area to keep people from leaving at 6. At 6 p.m. Like I managed to sneak out somehow. But like they they would enclose people and so like they couldn't leave. And so if they were stuck there for like two hours, then they would like, they would basically entrap them. And so like, hey, you're out, you're out past curfew.

We have to arrest you. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. It's crazy to watch. There was a great photo that a friend of mine took of these Marines standing in front of like, and by the way, I really feel like. the Marines did not want to be there.

Of course they didn't want to fucking be there. Based on the conversations that I overheard between them and like based on the conversations that they were having with just like people on the street who would like come up to them and talk to them. They just seemed so over it. And I think these two Marines in particular stood. They stood in front of this big spray paint thing that said fuck ice. But they stood in front of it almost as if like they were begging to be photographed. Like they were like dead center.

And it was just two of them. Like there was no way They were stationed there It was very bizarre Yeah So like I got kind of a sense of I don't know Like nobody was kind of

Except for like the LAPD of course Who loves Yeah They love just tear gassing random Fucking fucking They love a riot But you do Robobot's a fucking

They're big dude Yeah I saw a couple people get shot Domed Oh yeah If you if you want If you want some battle scars I mean that's the best way to do it

Especially there's a lot of people Especially younger people That protest they kind of want to be in the line of fire to kind of prove that like they really give a fuck and you don't have to get yourself hurt. I wouldn't recommend it, especially if you're young. You know, you're listening to this right now. No, no, you should probably try to not get hurt.

But I understand also it is kind of cool to have a battle scar. I get it. Yeah. You know, I kind of get the balance. But I would personally prefer, you know, especially I'm much older now. I felt a little bit different at the time where I was much more active I was considered myself

like an activist and I would do stuff and organize sometimes now I'm tired I'm tired but I do I say I'm fucking proud to see everybody that went out I actually this is so funny the contrast of what all you all were doing

and we had a me and Jojo had some she booked some tickets for us to go to the Huntington like the botanical gardens the Chinese Japanese gardens And I saw the photos. I put, I put no photos up because I'm like, okay, here's all these people at the No Kings protest.

And I'm in this flowery fucking guarded. It's like, like in the widest most peaceful bullshit. I was like, this is so fucking like insensitive right now. I was just like, she didn't give a fuck. Yeah,

she didn't even. He's European. He don't give a fuck about it. Oh, she's fucking. European Americans getting mad of protesting about things. Oh, yeah.

They'll get over it. We can't protest back. back home, they'll bomb our house. Bro, she can't fucking stand. Like, she, she can't. It's mainly the health care. She's just, she's so upset. Of course.

She's so fucking mad. Of course. Yeah. That's all we wanted, man. That's what I would, I would have settled for so little. You know what I mean? Like, I just like, give me health care. Like, fine.

I just want my tax dollars to feel like it's going towards me in some way. For me to think, you know, that's it. It's a barement education. That's it. Healthcare and then like a standard, a decent. standard of education across the country and the country would be first of all it wouldn't be this because they'd be like

oh we can't let it get to this. Sure. Yeah. And then too they can live, you know? So like maybe maybe not those things are going to work for like the current form of America but you know Yeah well. Do you think anyone's going to try to Do you think or do you think Congress is too cowardice to try to oust Trump at all? Yeah. 100%

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. And he's he's going to pass away before he gets kicked out of the office. Like he'd, The other way he's leaving is if he passes away Or he doesn't go for the third term But he's not like Or he's gonna slip on those stairs at Air Force One

Oh he bust his head open Yeah they're not Because dude like those stairs I think every president has slipped on those stairs I think you have to eventually Yeah I make sense I mean like Yeah if you spend enough time

They're relics too Yeah Obama did as soon as he was a relatively young man Compared to everybody else own up there Obama did trip He did trip too Of course it's it's you're going up You're going up those there's like how many times.

Like you're kind of missed a step. Do you remember when he did it? Like he like broke his neck, but then he like reset it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like a 90 degree. It was a completely 90 degree bend.

And then he just kind of like, and then Bo was like, he fucking sugar watered himself back to his. Sugar water. Sugar watered. But yeah, shout out to everybody. Shout to everybody at the No Kings Marsh.

It was fucking. It was awesome to see everybody there. I ran into a couple fans there, which is cool. That was nice to see. Yeah. What? Did you catch any of Trump's rally? Oh my God, the military parade.

It's so funny, I didn't see anything about it until like the day after, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, dude, there's there's one shot of a squeaky tank that I thought, I actually still feel like, I don't know how much I believe that that's real because it seemed edited. Like it seemed like if you wanted to make something funny on purpose, that's how you would do it. And so, like, I thought, like, that's got to be an edit. There's no way the tank was, like, squeaking like that. Like, really. It was.

That's so fucking wild. There's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, I gave him the benefit of that. I was like, that's got to be an edit. It couldn't have been that bad. It's great, dude. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata.

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Being so out of coordination. They just didn't care. That's crazy. They were just walking. They weren't even trying to be coordinated. because if a hundred of people right now we could eventually at least try and it would be better than what they didn't try

they didn't give a shit they were just... A lot of people that in the military were like yeah they didn't give a fuck they didn't get clued and just didn't want. Because like why would I Dude I genuinely think and I know that this is kind of like there's an element of like projection here in some sense where it's just like oh this would be cool if this was this but I'm self-aware enough to know that like oh yeah I mean whatever

you can want something to be a certain way and it's not necessarily how it is. But the way that they were so passionlessly marching, you know? Yeah. Like it did strike me as like they understand that they, that this is dumb.

Yes. You know, I don't, because I've seen marches before, even in the U.S. Whereas it's pretty, I mean, if you tried,

yeah, it would have looked better. They weren't trying. I've literally been to like military bait like as my dad was in the army. And I remember like seeing, them practice and shit. Uh-huh.

And they're good. Well, the fact that they know how to do it. And so the fact that at this military parade that they weren't doing it is so interesting to me. Yeah. Because it just strikes me as like intentional. But I also acknowledge that could just be like looking for me. I think it's intentional, but it's just we intentionally what what is the intent is really

the question. Right. Is it, is it a silent protest or is it literally just apathy? They're like, this fucking sucks. I don't care. You know? Either way. is funny.

Yeah. I think it's more of the apathy thing. They're just like, this is, this doesn't feel, they didn't feel them with pride or fucking anything, any patriotism to march

for this fucking asshole. He didn't do it. Like, especially if you're in the military, you, you understand at a certain level that Trump is not a tough guy. He's not a,

you know, it's usually the, not, it's civilians who think he's tough. Yeah. They think he's a man and shit. Just too far gone. That,

yeah. Like the, But usually if you're like, okay, my fucking commander, my this, my that, or whatever, these people that are actually kind of hard nose and shit, you understand they're not Doey Trump that thinks literally exercising is bad for you. Like that is a real thing. Well, hold on. He thinks exercising is bad for you.

Well, hold on. He might have a point. I've seen people get really hurt exercising. A little bit. Do you know his real theory? Oh, yeah. It's like something like, uh, You have a finite amount of energy?

Yeah, you're a battery. Yeah, you're a battery. So if you're exerting more of your energy, you only have a finite, it's like your heartbeats, they say. Yeah, you only have a finite number of heartbeats. I was like, that's stupid. I can believe that. So then that means if you never exercising you live for like 300 years?

No, but what I think is like, here's what I think. I think if you have a panic attack every single day. Yeah. Right? And your heart rate climbs every single day. Let's say you have three panic attacks a day. You're not going to make it to 75. No.

You know what I mean? Because your heartbeats are being used up. But that's not the, that does not mean, it's not the heartbeats being used up. It's the fact that your body is not at a state of rest. Kaysen, do you know that we don't have a finite number of heartbeats? I, how could you even quantify that? I guess you don't know then. So it's valid.

The degree of examination. You're right, Chris. I agree with Trump, actually. Because then how would you project how many heartbeats you have? How do you project that? I don't know, math. How? What do you mean?

You see meth or math? Math. What formula? I have been watching Breaking Bad then. More formula. Give me the basis of the formula. How you project that? I don't know.

E equals fucking heartbeats. Squared divided by years. I don't know. E equals fucking heartbeat. Divided by years. I don't know. I like, that's a good equation. Yeah, right that down.

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Yeah snarking dot shop Equals fucking heartbeat square divided by years Oh divided by year sorry put years under here basically you know under the line basically what should I put the or should I put the uh

no it did you put the line yeah okay yeah yeah so yeah yeah so just put years under it yeah there you go okay yeah there we go that's the formula for fucking whatever I'm saying yeah fucking heartbeat square divided my ears so fucking awesome

such a wild waste of life I have thought about that before though there's like oh you've only got like a number a certain number of heart beats and I get and then it stresses me out whenever I like panic a little bit because I'm like damn it's like a day probably.

I think it's funny knowing how much you're like seeing how many days, how much longer you have left of life. Yeah. And you're trying to make decisions that are going to make you have a longer life. You're like, all right, it's going down. Okay. All right, good. Yeah.

Let me go out here. And then you're walking. All of a sudden it goes to zero because you're hit by a car immediately. You're just trying to navigate what makes your life extend the furthest. But then you die anyway. Life would be so weird. I don't even know how that. Like what if it was, what if it was like Expedition 33?

You know, you're like. fuck I know exactly when I'm done okay Are you doing like crazy shit Like are you doing Just give up Especially when your time is up When that thing's about the clock

You know that like oh shit I'm about to be this So let's say you're the 33 one You're like I'm about to be 33 Are you like I'm jerking off the rest of my time Yeah are you busting on people Are you doing like crazy shit

Well what happens What happens? What happens? What happens? That's crazy Yeah Being a good person Not being a piece of a shit on your final moments instead of busting on someone and be like,

do you think, let me ask you something, do you think if you were a, if you were a perfect person in your entire life, right? Let's say you're like 78 or whatever, and, you know, you've lived an unconventionably, like, really great life, you know, like you never lied, not even a white lie. Like, you're just like a good, upstanding person.

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And they don't want it. Yeah, they don't want it. Dude, are you going to hell? No. You don't think so? According to, so, I was this. It is sexual assault. It is kind of one of the most extreme.

I'm going to be 100% on it. I don't think God cares about that. Well, yeah. I don't think that's a bad, like, I don't think that like coming on. Well, actually, to be fair, he might be upset that you're wasting the seed. So I don't think about that.

He might be like, hey, you're wasting your, put that in a pussy. Yeah. So he wants you to shovel it off. of the face and if you if you came on a woman. Yeah, you're good, you're in good standing 78 year old seed. Yeah. That definitely does not have any, anything bad about it at all.

It might be all autistic sperm, but it's, it, uh, it's still sperm still works. You know, you have probably 100% chance of having an autistic kid, but it's still, what do you, do you, do you even the odds out if you like, uh, make up for, like, if, if a 78 year old guy had sex with like a 22 year old woman, is the baby like evened out in some sense. Yeah, I think we gotta ask who was one of those?

Or like the reverse. Like a, I don't know, like a 19 year old guy with like a 745 year old woman. Because I know like 2.45s and like 2.60s ain't doing a good.

I think, ain't making a good one. Yeah. A woman that just has like she's on her final egg or whatever. Yeah. It's like the last. It's like a, it's like a century egg.

And it's all dented and all wrong and shit. And in a young stallion that's fucking got like, he can fill up like, like an eight ounce glass full of cum. One bus. With one bus. Eight ounce glass of cum.

Like, what the fuck? You imagine how inconvenient that would be? If you just want to jack off and allow you're like, you have to jack off in your tub. That's so disgusting. You have to do it. That's so handy. I would be very disgust.

You have to come when you come, you put your head of your dick in the toilet. So you can come right at the door. We're an hour in five. right an hour and five we got to get into questions that's so unfortunate if he had the opportunity like if God was like

I'm going to grant you the opportunity to increase your load by two sizes I think it would have been it would have been really fun when I was younger by two sizes yeah like two like so you're the average size you have now but you increase it times it by three

okay yeah you do you go over it's not that useful right now it's not it would just be funny it's not useful it's just cool Yeah, like when I was younger It would have been funny Because I love the person I'm with now I don't want to fucking

Get her in the splash zone You know But like when I was younger This fucking random bitch I fucked like maybe twice Hell yeah You don't want to be like Splat

Like fucking Nickelodeonid slime time shit Okay here's the thing Okay Okay So Okay so Okay here's the thing You suck

You suck God is going to You have no choice And you have to pick one Just for whatever reason God is being crazy. He's like, all right. Again. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, uh, decrease your penis size by three inches,

but you're going to have a, like, porn worthy OG mudbone loads. Uh, do you know OG mudbone that, uh, black dude? I have no concept of what that is. Like, black dude has a prosthetic penis and it looks like he's essentially super soakering, uh, milk at their faces. Why? It's fucking hilarious, dude. Uh, uh, Jordan pulled it out. It showed Ziggi at my party. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This birthday party. I was crying when she said.

She was so upset. She was like, why? That is so dumb. The best thing is his sound, the sound. Oh, like, it's so funny, dude. Anyway, yeah, so you're going to do that? Or he's going to increase your penis size by three inches, but like you have zero come. You don't come anymore.

Do I feel the sensation of, like, ejaculating, but I can't come? Mmm. Well, yeah, I guess that wasn't part of the deal. So you still feel the, you still feel it, but you just have, you know, getting a chick pregnant pretty much off the table unless you put your ball in her pussy or something. My ball, my raw ball in her pussy. Yeah, yeah, your prostate, your ball. Take my ball.

I feel like a other one. Yeah. I don't know. I don't roll it. put it inside her and then moving around a little bit. You got to choose one. Three inches smaller. OG mudbone loads.

Three inches bigger. No load at all. The three inches bigger, it sounds like a benefit in life, honestly, because I don't exactly want kids. So it sounds like a benefit. You don't want kids?

Even 27 inches and then I don't forget. Even 27 and then I don't. Did you just say, are you applying up a 24-inch dick? All right, well Move on to question Walk around with that What the dick is insane

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Man of Action, Rodin. He says, figured U.Tard would be into this. There's a four-issue comic book continuation of the 90 Spider-Man series that resolves the cliffhanger coming out. And then he links, you know, just basically the report about it. Yeah, fuck that. I'm so bummed by this, man. I can't even tell you. because they didn't I didn't watch X-Men 97 because I didn't watch the X-Men show

growing up and I just don't care but like didn't they show Peter's in it twice Peter in it which kind of indicated that like oh hey we're going to get a show maybe we all thought that well it wait this this is my saving grace right maybe the comic takes place because at the time we see the show MJ's back already okay that's already that's true so it might take place between him getting the him I'm getting MJ back and then And then the show might take place after that I'm sorry, by the time we see the show

Wait, what are you saying? MJ's back already. So in X-Man 97 at the end where they show Peter, MJ is back. She's with him. So, oh, with then, okay, X and the 97. Gotcha. So they might go from that area of a point where like,

it's because it's 97 in their universe of the shows, right, you know? It's already 97. So that means that they might go from 97 for Peter as well. And then go forward. That would be cool. This doesn't bode well. I like your optimism.

It doesn't bode well. And it doesn't bode well because of the fact that I like your optimism. Who the fuck wouldn't have won to see Peter go into a different dimension and find MJ? Yeah. But That's not happening, dude.

That's crazy. I love the optimism. I can't imagine him. I can't imagine the success of 97 unanimous praise. Like even haters are like, oh, it was amazing.

Well, you know why? Because they got that other Spider-Man show that's happening right now. The weird one. For the neighborhood? Yeah. Oh, right. It's not a bad show,

but also like, I want fucking, I want the other. Of course everybody wants the other. Like that's the Spider-Man, man. This is my favorite incarnation of Spider-Man, probably. Like, I love the, I love the aesthetic of that show. I love the cartooniness of it.

I love how 90s it is. I like how jacked everybody is. I fuck if you're anywhere near our age, it's unanimous. Yeah. Like, that's the Spider-Man. The younger ones are spectacular Spider-Man. Our age is that show. Spider-blood, Spider-blood, Radioactive Spider-Blood.

Like, I just... Man-a-ne-a-ne-na-na-o. Dude, I adore that... I really love that show. Yeah. And I love Christopher Daniel Barnes of Spider-Man. He's like my favorite voice. Like, when I think of Spider-Man speaking,

that's the voice that I hear. It's still here. 100%. It's that and Reno Romero, or there was a guy who also... He kind of sounded like him as well, but he did Spider-Man Unlimited. And he did Spider-Man... Oh, that's not the same person?

No. Oh, that's crazy. But it's close, right? It's kind of crazy. He also did it in the Spider-Man, PS1 games for NeverSoft. So Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2 enter Electron on the PS-1.

I wonder if he did the Marvel's Capcom games then. He did, I think. I think he was... I had to be him. Because that was the animated series. Or not the animated series. That was around the same time.

But those two are like the quintessential Spider-Man voices in my head. Those are who I hear. And so to see that they are continuing the Spider-Man animated series, but they're doing it in a form that erases like 50% of the reason why I love

that show, which is the soundcape, the sound effects are like the webs and like, you know, the theme song and the fucking, you know, all, everybody's voice in the show. I mean, I'm buying those comics for sure. And you're seeing... I know you will.

That's a piece. And I'm sure it'll be cool to know. I have to have. Yes, I actually have the tonality of like... That's a piece of art. I have to own. Like, I have to own that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But... It's one of those things. I'm definitely going to... I want to see what happens.

But yeah. Especially, yeah. We saw XM 97 was dope So it's like oh man Imagine this but as Spider-Man And I wonder what the motivation Like what Because you know

They know that's what everybody wants What is what is the problem That's what I want to know Like what was why did that not work out? Yeah I would love to know that I don't know what it has to be I have no concept They might have green lit this Spider-Man show

Before they did that And they were like we already have one green lit Fuck it does just do this It's like I see no problem They're being two with simultaneously Yeah me neither honestly Like who cares I would love if they chose that show

Had two of them But I know that people would be like Well there's two Spider-Man shows That's too much going on I know those people should be hit over the head With the fucking brick I think the problem is that No matter what Marvel does ever anymore

Even if it's a good or bad decision It just doesn't rain well With the consumers anymore People are just kind of over The Marvel amount of things I think I'll tell you, man, if I saw a trailer for a new animated series with Christopher Daniel Barnes, like, continuing the 90s animated, I would have been so over the moon, man. I would have been so excited to see that.

I think even all those, like, anti, what do they call the anti-woke people would be excited for it? Because, you know, they have to shit on everything. Yeah. They'll try to find some. Like, they try to do that for X-Men, right? X-Men 97. When it first came out, they're like, oh, I forgot what it was. There was, like a screenshot of something that they tried to shit on.

And then, of course. Oh, I think it's like they got rid of rogue's ass or something. Something. Which is egregious. There was that. There was something else. It said it was like a newspaper. That is sad.

I feel worse about them doing that than I felt about like, I don't know, Schindler's list. It was a travesty. It really because that, her ass is a staple of that show. It's a perfect ass. All of those characters' designs in general. They were like hyper-sexualized designs. Whatever. That was the 90s.

That was great. It looked fucking fantastic. I thought it was cool. I don't want realistic bodies on superheroes. Who cares? I don't want. I don't want. I mean, seriously body is a super.

It was like. Imagine if Superman looked like Kingston? That would be... Or any one of us, really? I'd be real. Be fucking sad. That would re-capture... It would reintroduce me to...

It would interest me again because I haven't been interested in Superman for a while. When is that... If I... Oh, sorry, I didn't know. I was going to ask when that movie's coming. When is it? It has to be in the next couple months.

End of the month. Yeah, it's definitely like a summer thing, right? Oh, it's in June? And I think the other one, Fantastic Four, comes out of the beginning of next month. Okay. Let me check. It would be fun.

I do want to see that, but I do want to see it. The Superman looks cool. It looks fun. The Superman looks good. It looks, the only thing I wonder, it looks like they're introducing too much. Yeah, it seems like a lot. There's going to be a lot dropped on people for that movie for sure. It almost seems like they're trying to, you know what it looks like based on like the trailers that I'm seeing?

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Here's Crypto, the Super Dog. the Androys, here's the Fortress of Solitude here. Everybody. Lex Luthor, yeah. There's fucking everybody. And I'm like, brother, you don't, you don't have to catch up to Marvel. You don't let it. July.

July? July. When? 11th. Fantastic or Superman? Superman. Fantastic four. It's, I think, sometime that month as well.

Oh. Probably. I don't think DC's like, they're still trying to catch up to Marvel. It's stupid. I think he's trying to sew the roots of stuff like that, where he's like, all right, this is all going to be happening sooner or later. I don't think you should do that. I think you should worry about Superman.

Oh, that's the end of the month. Too late, though. It's too late. It's already done. It's already done. It could be good. It's probably going to be good. I'm just kind of like...

I'm happy Nathan Philly and's a Green Lancer. Every time I see... That makes me very happy. That is fun. Finally. I see too many things. The thing is like, every time I see like a lot of characters

introduced in like a trailer or something, my brain immediately goes to Spider-Man 3. You know what I mean? Where I'm like, you're juggling too many things here. Well, Spider-Man, they could have worked if the director knew who the fuck the characters were. That's the biggest smile.

He didn't know who the fuck, Venom? He's like, Venom? Like from a snake? I'm sure he said those words actually when they fucking burst out about it. Part of the, that's partly, yes, that is true. That is true. That is very true. The, the cat, Toper Grace.

That shit's funny. Eddie Brock and Venom need nothing to Sam Bramey at all. It was like so late. It's so after his time. Same thing we have a fucking multiverse, doctor. Dr. Strange. What? He was probably like,

Oh, yeah, I'm sure, but like, they're like, he knows who the character is. He's probably like, yeah, he was probably like, oh, sick, I like Dr. Strange. I want to do another Dr. Strange movie. And then they were like, it's got to be a multiverse movie. And he was like, fuck.

Okay. Dormammu. And then he probably knows who Dormammu is. I don't know if he does. But that's, that's Dr. Strang. Yeah. If was he, okay, I don't know.

I don't know how big of a fan he was. I thought it would be like surface level. Not like, oh, I read Dr. Strange. I think he probably. I literally don't. I think he knows who he is. I think he's a classic comic book fan.

I think like, okay. If you ask him about classic comics, you'd probably tell you about like when characters, when he was seven and the character he just for like 15 years maybe. Okay. He knows. But the thing with that is like,

that movie too was supposed to come out. I think that in the Spider-Man movie were supposed to come out. Like they were swapped in the order. Oh, really? And so like they had to rewrite a shit ton of the movie because like one came out after the other or something. Oh, yeah. And so it was like, well, I guess I'll give you

fucking cool looking shit. I'll give you a fucking music moment, a music part, I guess, and that's it. Yeah, I don't know. I like, I still like that movie the way it looks. But like, I could give a fuck about what happened. I think the way it looks is really real. Well, I also didn't see.

I think there's really dumb moments, but like it looks amazing. Oh, what was it? Her crawling out of the fucking mirrors is so sick. It's awesome. What's the, the movie that, that me, sorry, the series she was in. Wanda Vanda.

Yeah, I didn't see that shit. I didn't watch that shit either because why the fuck would I? Wonder was a good show. I had no connection. Genuinely. Until the end of it. It was like a really good like,

uh, like sort of like, each, each episode kind of represented an era of like American television, like a decade. Sure. I don't know. That was really cool. I just don't like that they did that, man.

They like, for you two truly appreciate this movie, you had to see that. And I just had no interest in watching. I haven't seen any of them. I haven't seen any Disney play stuff. That's the problem with modern Marvel writing now. It's just like

Because that movie I maintain is like a fun visual thing to watch But like the shit that you have to have seen To go into that with any meaning is so stupid. Also like the fact the movie contradicts the end of them Like that kind of it just contradicts itself It's like, Wanda went through all that shit And she's like all right cool I understand like the problems I had and I did some fuck shit

And I use vision unincorrectly and that was all wrong And it's like But now she kind of. kidnaps America immediately and then tries to use this young person to do some function again. It's like What was her arc then? Kidnaps America. What did she? Israel?

Hello. Was she On that series She like kind of understood the errors of her ways in that series? Yeah, she still had the dark hole at the end of it but she was you know she wasn't a fucking crazy person Will they kill a child?

The movie is simultaneously like requires the show but also ignores it. From what I heard. So like I don't know. That's funny. Who gives a shit? Poor Ramey man. Like every time he gets a movie like the studio's like, hey, we're going to fuck with this endlessly.

Sorry. Oh, hey, you know this story that you agreed to? We're going to have to like completely redo it because like another movie's coming out before. Sorry. Whoops. I think it's so insane. It's so crazy. Just like, bro, let him cook.

Just let him do something for you. They need to just let the MCU not like let the MCU have like, Dared Devil and them will be like the street level people. and they're on the shows and then let there be movies that do their own thing, that's it let them like have separate spaces and it's a fortune

Spider-Man would be better on the show but because of him being Spider-Man he has to be in the movies so it's going to lead to like these adventures that could be fun relatively they can be pretty okay but they're not going to be as good that Spider-Man game at fucking Disney

by the way that ride sucks the web thing the web warrior yeah that fucking that fucking VR thing where you got to do this and shit I couldn't believe how fucking lame that was.

Jesus Christ. I haven't seen that. It's horrible. I think it's fun, but it's not the best ride. Well, no, it's no guardians.

It's no guardians tower. It's literally just a chair that goes up and down. I like how we're just comparing. It's fun. It is fun. It's fun. It's fun.

It goes up and down. I'd love to grab you and hold your eyes open at the top of it. It's great. We're going to die. I'm not going on the ride. You know, Israel's almost here,

right? We're going to die, right? You imagine at the top of that? You imagine at the top of that thing and like tell the even and seeing and you're because of the situation the bomb lands that you get down there afterward you can't even tell like what's part of the

ride or anything and then like the the theme park staff tries to play it off we're like it's a great ride huh? It's borne away. They all look like Gus Frank. The ethereal spinning flashlight

wrote in he says what's up adobe sasson and onion powder what's something you saw in any piece of media that so inaccurately represented something you would be an expert in that it made you angry. While playing The Last of Us Part 2, Mel tells Abby she needs sterile surgical equipment

or sterile surgical instruments from the hospital. The problem is given it was in an ambulance for about 25 years, none of that instrumentation would be sterile. It has to be stored at 65 degrees Fahrenheit with a maximum of 60% humidity. Source, I work in the OR where we make fun of penises. I knew they made fun of penises in there, man.

Yeah, I would. I would too. How would they not? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying I knew. They did they like flick their balls too? That's crazy. Does that do it like powerful ball flicks?

You wake up with a ball flick? Immediately fucking like just wake them up with a ball. What's happening? One swollen ball. One fat ball. I'm nauseous in my dream. What is my tummy hurt in my mind? What's happening?

I'll tell you this. I don't know if I have any examples of this, but I do have something where like, I remember watching, he's an episode of Dexter. And there's an episode of that I'm sure I've brought this up on the show before because it's one of my favorite things that I've ever seen. Yeah.

But there's an episode of Dexter that takes place in like maybe 2008, 2009 or something. It was like when Dexter was out. I don't remember when, maybe 2010. But he's playing, he's in his office and he's playing a Halo 3 on a PC, which was impossible. Yeah.

But that's not a big deal. Yeah. To me, the big thing was that he was playing Halo 3 and both of his hands are on the, on the fucking keyboard. So, like, he's, like, moving and aiming with fucking buttons. And then he's... Remapped his keys, sir. That is psychotic. He is psychotic.

No, but, like... That's the point. My favorite thing about it is that, like, he's, like... He's given, like, a monologue or something where, like, some guy walks in. And he goes, what are you doing in there? And it cuts to the worst gameplay you've ever seen of just like And it's like And it's like just another dude in custom games

Dying in front of him not fighting back at all And he looks at the camera, he goes, winning. And I love it so much because it's That's awesome. It's not a big deal, but it's so everything about it is wrong. I love Dexter. That shows so funny. But imagine like the thing to me is like Imagine caring enough

about Halo 3 that you write it into an episode of Dexter, right? And then you give no way to act or no context of like what should be happening or why it would be relevant or like how to make that come across well. It's such a strange choice. And there's a lot of that in media too.

Like I, bro, I had no idea. I'm watching Breaking Bad again. There's like they're just sitting there watching Aquitaine Hunger Force like in the living room. Who's Jesse's house? No. Walt Jr.'s, well, like I, I swear to God in like season two or something. Walt Jr. Walt Jr. is like all crippled and like watching TV in the living room.

Sure. Like this. Yeah. And he's like watching it. And it's Aquitine Hunger Force. And Skyler comes in and doesn't care. Skyler's like I love Shake. Well, yeah.

That's the thing. It's like bro. Like of all the shows to pick. Like you could have chose anything, right? Yeah. But then you choose like Aquitine Hunger Force, which is specifically a show that I would imagine that would be like, you can't watch. that. What are you doing?

Yeah, that is kind of... It's such a weird... And I know they play Sonic O6 or something in it, I think as well. I swear to God, I think. Like, because there's a... Because there's a scene in Jesse's house where he's like... This game sucks! Jesse. I like Shadow the Hedgehog more. Jesse, why does

Santa kiss a human girl? Mr. White is the plot. Shut up. Mr. White. He's gay, you know? He's gay. Yo, bitch. No. Sonic of mine is gay.

I gotta go fast, Jesse. And he gets some of your runs out of that out of it. He's not your Sonic, yo. He just starts eating them. How much meth is like before they die? Eat? Yeah. Do you eat meth?

Absolutely not, but. Can you? Walter White does? Well, you can eat meth. Go ask Walter White. You can eat diamonds technically. Fair. You just go ask him.

This year, 2025's annual meth-eating contest. Yeah. Featuring the undisputed champion, Walter White. Walter White, and he's competing against that like, what is that guy's name like, Takashi? What is it? Kobayashi.

Yeah, the Kobayashi, the Japanese guy. Yeah, that guy like fucking eats all the hot dogs and shit. He has a low set tummy, literally. But see, Walter cheats because he, uh... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research. Jake Embatta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. He invented a teleporter in his stomach. That teleport, like once he's filled up, it teleports all the meth out. He invented a meth diffuser in a network. Where does it go to? Space? Right to Gustavo Free. Space.

That's phenomenal. That's a, that's... It's a good idea, right? That's a fantastic idea. It's a way to get rid of a lot of a lot of stuff. Yeah. Like, people. Oh.

So he just like... Walter eats somebody in their gone. Yeah. Fucking bad land chugs a person away. Yeah, it's malfunction. And then he's in space. And then the meth is just sitting there on Earth and just falls in the ground. Anyway, is there anything like that?

I would imagine something like that would come from like D&D's representation in like media or something or from you. Common characters, D&D in general, fucking. Yeah. I'm constantly riddled by that. Seeing people say Captain America doesn't like mutants is one of my fucking biggest irksome things. Oh, you know what it is another thing? I'm sure you could probably relate to this whenever like you see like a music video and they're clearly not.

Oh. Even attempting. It's not like it's not even close to what they're playing. It's yeah. It's crazy. And when I understand when like real musicians do it, they just don't give a shit. Yeah, yeah. Then it's, then it's, but with people that don't play, it's like, damn, they, no one even, like, showed you a chord.

Just be like, just, just like, pretend you're playing something. Because most people can get fooled. I've done that before. When I was younger, I did a karaoke thing and I pretended to play a toxicity with my buddies. And there were people like, damn, were you really, I didn't know how to fucking play toxicity at that point. I never learned it. Yeah. But I was like, I just kind of had an idea of what it might be and people thought I could play it.

And I was like, if you just at least try. Yeah. But they're just like, oh, oh, like they're jacking the shit off. Yeah, they got like their hands like this. They're just like, you can't even even just like just do something. Just one. Just do like any kind of like any anything that's different. Yeah.

Move it up. Like if the, if the notes get higher, move it up even if it's not, even if it's not right. Right. It doesn't have to be right. Just it can just, you hear it going higher. Just try to go high and go. the people would be like, oh, cool. It blows my mind that people just kind of don't.

Like, I mean, I get it. It's not like, but it reminds me of like a little bit of like what we were talking about in a previous episode about like puppets like. Oh, yeah. Clamping down. Speaking when the lips are closed. Yeah. It's like brother.

It's like it feels natural to clamp down like that. It's exactly wrong. It's exactly wrong. It's like martial arts videos. People are like doing like fucking MMA fight fights. Yeah, Kefuer or whatever. Kikken and they're like getting to get right back up and it's like, it happens.

person's turned off. You're not getting, because look, a kick to the head in almost any context means you're going to sleep. How do you know? Because we've been kicked in the head. Listen. We should try that. We should.

All right. Let me get a running head start too. Running head start to fucking roundhouse kick me. And I have to stay awake. Stay awake. You have to stay awake. And if you do, I'll just give you a handshake. That's the, that's the, that's what you want.

You get a high. You're going to high five. Yeah, yeah. You get a high five. Good. You maintain consciousness while I'm getting kicked to the back and head. With someone's shins. Yeah.

If you guys want to see like a really hilarious fight that go watch Fast and Fears Fy or at least go watch the scene of Vin Diesel and the rock fighting. It's so funny because after all the crazy shit that happens to them, there's like not a scratch on them. They crash through a wall. They crash through a fucking window. They're punching the shit. shit out of each other and they're like perfect. I think there might be a drop of blood on one of them, maybe.

But like that, it's just so fucking stupid. Like I love, but that's why I like those movies. I understand the car people are mad. Their franchise disappeared. But I don't like cars. When's the next one coming out? When they finally ended that shit? I'm assuming it's going to be next year.

That makes sense. It's been a little while. It's been, uh, whatever it was, me and Jojo saw it. Joe, Joe and I have seen the last two in theater. I saw the last one in theaters. People were looking at me because I was laughing too hard for the nine. They were like, I was like, they're like watching it seriously and I'm laughing. I'm looking at people like, you guys, how are you guys not laughing?

This is so stupid. It's great. It's not funny, Derek. It's a real fucking franchise. Those people are, those people scare me. That they're like, you're watching a Fast and Fierce movie like seriously and you're just like, huh. Oh, ooh. It's so dumb. It's, I'm not trying to be obnoxious. It's actually funny to me.

Yeah. Oh, oh, wow. Wow. Whoa. The ethereal. Oh, the ethereal spinning flesh night again. Oh, okay. I didn't realize this when I chose. I didn't realize this when I chose this, but this is a good question. And ironically, you're going to be blacklisted from the next several episodes because I've read you twice now. Sorry. Sorry, bitch. But he says, What's up, Charlie Pim and Mr. Frog? I come bearing news and begging for advice. I once asked you all how to make friends when moving to a new state. Derek's co-worker advice worked a little too well.

And while bar hopping for my birthday on June 14th, I hooked up with one of my co-workers. Uh-oh. And now she's my girlfriend. How do I successfully date one of my coworkers? It's your fault. Now, you guys are now dating. Well, look, it's only a problem if she sucks.

Yeah. I mean, just keep it quiet. Don't let nobody know. Yeah. If she, if she fucking doesn't... I have direct experience with this because I'm at my job.

Were you dating while you were working together? Yeah. Did they know? Yeah, eventually. Are you allowed to? Absolutely. Technically, if you're, if you're,

if you're, if you're, not supposed to date a manager. That's all. Yeah. I got promoted if I would have you know what I mean. Kept working there.

I would have been a problem. Yeah. I left when I got promoted. So people, people do that shit either, like, it's only a problem. When there's an obvious power dynamic obvious right like if there's a manager that like

Starbucks I guess you know like there's some people like you guys are on maybe even the same age or whatever one person just got the manager because they were there longer or they're just more experience and then you'll start dating no one gives a shit Yeah I was a bunch of hands at my job my uh fuck up we'll see there you go yeah I don't like I said that that felt like what I mean you're being genuine so I'm such of my grandpa would have what'd you say told me not to say I didn't hear you I call them hens You call them hens? Yeah. Damn, you were raised by a fucking old person. What was it? Family guy? No,

talking about the view. And they showed them and they're just walking and then one of them like laying an egg. I thought that was so funny. But yeah, everyone has job was a job was hell of moon. Such a honeymooner's ass, Joe. It's a fucking relic.

It's a relic. But it's still work. But yeah, just keep people professional. Obviously, don't bring your job bullshit or work bullshit at home. They'll bring your home bullshit to work. And that's the biggest.

You should be. fine. Yeah. Don't worry about. Congrats though. Yeah. I mean, uh, congrats. I mean, that's, it's the, it's the literally the easiest thing. Is that our school? Literally. You spend so much time, but work you spend, you spend, everybody spends way too much time at work. That's the problem of society. It's been way too much time. People spend fucking 10 plus hours away from home to be at work because of commuting and everything like that. So yeah, that's why there's even the whole joke and people need to be careful of having their office wives and their office husbands because a lot of times it actually develops into something real

and they cheat on their actual spouses because they spend more time with them. Well, their actual spouse ain't shit. I mean, technically that's true. They become not shit and then they well, maybe they don't even leave them. That's the problem. They try to juggle bull.

Don't do that, sir. If you already have a... Timbo Caribbean man, bro. I got my... There's no way there's no reason a Haitian man should. Caribbean men are forces to be... How do you... you do I am so tired just doing what we do and having a wife and everything like that trying to maintain the apartment and stuff and then they have another fucking family on top of that shit and then a boyfriend and a boyfriend and a boyfriend it's like how are you how are you how does Jamaican man have a family of five an extra wife two boyfriends and a part time job it's like what are you and everyone's happy I don't I legitimately it's so expensive too I couldn't.

That's the thing that I don't understand. Not that I know. I mean, it's in your blood. It is in your blood. It is in your blood. It is. I can feel myself fighting at constantly.

Actually. As soon as you're happy. You're like, ah, you said it now with this girl like, oh, the things are good. And you're like,

you immediately start thinking about like, I need another family. Yeah, exactly. I need the fucking, I need several other women right now. I need a hundred women. I don't know why I'm bored. I don't know.

Damn, Puerto Rican blood. You start. I've tried to get... Dut-D-Din your brain. You're like, God damn it. You're up, you're sweating at night next to your wife. He's like, what's wrong? You never fucking get it.

Daddy Yankee made me do it. He did. Amen. I couldn't imagine having... I could imagine. I tried to get blood transfusions to counteract. You try to get it, and it still somehow comes back. I mean, it's better now that I got my blood transfusions.

I get it from a German guy, which is why I'm starting to really not like Jewish people. Get it from German. Austrian. He was Austrian. He just developed the plan there. He did the big reveal there. Introducing the Nintendo Switch 2 was there. They're just separated by fucking lines.

The Austrians speak German. But what I mean? It's like French and Belgium. Belgium? Belgium. I think it's Belgium. Why does that sound wrong to me? I know what you mean.

I know what you mean because I also feel like it's wrong, but I know it's right. It is Belgium, but it sounds fucking awful. That's a country? Right? Belgium's a country? What do they call? What the fuck do you think? Well, Brussels, Brussels, I'm just saying Brussels is in Belgium.

What? I hate that. And little babies from Brussels are called Brussels sprouts. Yeah. But yeah, they speak fucking, for the longest time, I thought John Kaan Van Damme was French. He's fucking Belgian.

I thought he was French. Europeans are just like, Europeans are interesting brigas. They're all just like the same but not. And then they argue how not the same even though they're so the same. Yeah. And it's like,

what is going on? To me, if you speak the same language, I'm like, shut the fuck up. Like, yeah, you gotta fucking relax already. I'm proud Belgian. I'm like, yeah, whatever. Frenchie, you frog bitch pussy. You frog bitch pussy.

You frog slut. Your strut smell like piss. Fuck you, you piss, drinking bitch. Leave Haiti alone. Leave Haiti alone. I guess Belgium at least is probably a clean or something. But I know, wasn't it full of ghettos back in the day? Belgium?

Yeah, I think they like. I thought it was just all waffles. I think, I think the, The country is one giant waffle. It's just a bunch of pockets. It's just a bunch of cubicles, basically. They lived in waffles, and then when it rained, they called it the syrups. The syrups.

Yeah, like the cubicles would flood. Yeah. With syrup rain. Dude, living there would be crazy. The Belgian's a fucking whimsical last place. Just full of diabetics and sludge. That'd be terrifying. You're sleeping and you wake up and you put your feet in your fucking floor.

You're like, wait a minute, this is syrup. I have to leave my own. country, I was getting too fat. I have to walk here. We'll try and get two quick ones out and then we'll start on the credits. My liege, a second dragon is at the spires. With hurricane season approaching, the south

well, that's the guy's name by the way. But he says, with hurricane season approaching, the south is preparing to face the onslaught of hurricanes, floods, and tornadoes, along with many surprises the waters will bring. Out of sheer luck, my home wasn't directly hit for the last two years, but this year might be different. What's the worst natural disaster you've

directly experienced. I've been pretty fortunate. Like, just big earthquakes that didn't destroy any of my property. Yeah. So, like, that's the worst of it. Yeah. I went to a Joel Osteen live show once. That's a natural disaster.

It felt like one. Hurricane Sandy. That one really was true to me. Yeah, I went. It's crazy. I was like seven or something. Eight or something. I had no choice.

I wasn't like, yeah, let me get tickets. You know? It's like a family trip. It was like my extended family is quite religious. Okay. And so my parents were less so, but that was back when they were kind of like more of, I don't know if it was a facade necessarily. I just think that they were just more casual about it. They're like, all right, I guess I don't know, we're invited to this thing.

We'll go. And I was just stuck there in Madison Square Garden, I think. I would kill myself. Listening to some smiley guy telling me to be happy. That's crazy. If you learn how to give me your money, God's going to love you. Say amen right now, niggas. say amen currently

amen your money and your wife he was always smiling he was always smiling like crazy like there's always the Lord's got something for you today let me say that again amen

amen he's got something for you today I'm gonna lock people out of my megachurch in the middle of a hurricane I'm Joe Lose thing that was awesome yeah no honestly I the worst natural disaster

that I can think of that I remember honestly I don't know if it was a natural disaster but like the fucking That weather was crazy in Kansas, man. Like, we hit a wall of rain that was unreal. But I guess I haven't really experienced any like...

For me, it's Sandy. Sandy was nothing, though. Sandy was like the... Sandy was like that... Sandy Hook? You were there? I was not. Was that...

Did they capture the wrong guy? I was not a second tutor at all. But there was Hurricane Sandy. That happened in New York like 2013, 14, 14. It was like 2011, I think. Was it really? Yeah, I think. 11 or 12

It wasn't 13 or 14 I was in high school So I'm pretty sure yeah But like I do remember like the meme that was going around I saw I saw it shared all over the place on Facebook Where it's like we're trying to like rebuilding after the aftermath And it was like a lawn chair Falling over whatever

Because it was so nothing But it destroyed a lot of It was in Jersey was bad The Jersey by the shore was fucked I know it fucked Atlantic City I know it fucked South Street Seaport got fucked by it But like

Coney Island I think got fucked by it, I think, as well. Quina is getting fucked by everything, dude. It faces fucking hell. That's where the devil is, I'm sure. I know I've been to Coney Island, but I can't remember if, I don't know if that's actually true. I don't know if that's actually true. I don't know.

Did they ever, like, renovate it or anything? No, I think it's all, like, Lyme disease. Is it all fuck? My only, my only images of Coney Island is the movie, the Warriors. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. He recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff, building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conta? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there.

What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed, You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes.

Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Yeah. They end up at the Coney Island at the very end of it. It looks better. It looks better than it does. Okay. Because I just think of it looking like that and I'm like, ugh. The only good part about things is when Nathan's afterwards.

Nathan's over by Konea was lit. I've actually, I've heard you, I've heard good things about it. That's so funny. I went on a date there. The date was terrible. I got no pussy at the end of it.

So I was really mad. And I had to pay. Was that why it was terrible? Or was it just terrible all around? She was just some fucking, some fucking chola bitch. Because that was my type for still. Still.

Yeah. And I was just like, oh, I was going to go here with this girl. We went there. She did not suck my dick. That was lame. She did not. who was not nice

We went on the rides I did not like We went on the fucking screen machine thing Had a terrible time Try had to not cry while I was on the date Really cool And then uh Why would she do I'm terrified

No the screen machine Those don't scare the fuck out of me I'm trying to be fucking cool composed While I'm fucking having a panic attack For some reason I'm like all right cool And we afterwards She was like yeah I'll call you

And I was like Really bitch? You call me Like that's it I came all the way from fucking upstate To this You're gonna suck this twin That's crazy to go for

To go from where you were to Coney Island is actually insane for a date. Under no circumstances is what I do that. Definitely worked. That's like a girlfriend date. Yeah, it was. Going to the city. It was, I don't know.

It just didn't work out from there. Didn't see her after that? I saw her like one or two times. It didn't work out. Still didn't get pussy either. No. That's crazy. Damn.

Fucking loser piece of shit bitch. You should call her up and yell at her. You should call her up now on the show. You still have a number? I do. I probably have a phone number. I mean, especially she has like at least a tour He said like she answers you stupid bitch

You never gave it like you start with that though Oh but She literally was like I tried to have 16 you fucking ran off I didn't remember that part and I'm like Maybe that might have happened Maybe I might have ran off actually You ran off oh man Into the woods

Into the ocean I jumped into the ocean It started fucking trail blazing through the water back up You dive into the ocean You drive into the fucking East River You come out the other side of white Probably You come out like a different person

I come out with like one of those plated fucking fishes. It's fucking armadle like an armadillo person and rolled away. All right. So last one. We'll move on to credits. Gay slip knot devil in iTunes. Thrust inside put the penis in eye. Nice.

He says, Hey there. So aggressive. It was such an angry little song. He says, Hey there. P. Diddy, Bill Cosby and R. Kelly.

Okay. And Chris and Derek. Oh. Oh. He says, hey there. Oh. All of those things. Wait, so he says, hey there, P. Diddy, and then in parentheses, he says Sweeney, Bill Cosby, also Sweeney, and R. Kelly, Sweeney, and R. Kelly, Sweeney, and Grisend. That's a wild thing. That's crazy. You're all of those people. Your Piddy, Bill Cosby and Rekke. That is pretty much the trifecta of Black Predators.

Yeah. That's like, they're on the Mount Rushmore of Predatory Avigna. Who would be the fourth one? It's a good fucking question. Shugnate. I mean, that likelihood, probably. I mean, it would be likelihood, but he's not notorious for that. No, yeah. He's notorious for killing rappers. Maybe the guy.

Yes. I think the guy who did Elmo was. Elmo? Yeah, I think the guy. I think he was in, he was sexually disrespectful. I don't know about him being a pedophile. Sexually disrespectful is a funny way to say that, dude. How to explain it?

It's like someone that was like, I'm sexually disrespectful. Sexually disrespectful is amazing. Because that's different from being a sexual predator That's such a George Carlin as fucking Like soft language way to say But it is that's different That's different you know Elmo

Pedophile Give me a example of sexually disrespecting somebody Spitting in a girl's face after you bust on her or something like that Busting somebody's lip with your dick Yeah It would be the That's crazy That's crazy

Dude that's a man That's forced man The An Anonymous Anonymous 23-year-old admitted through a lawyer that his sexual relationship with Kevin Clash had been an adult consensual where is it? Someone's lip is busted from your dick.

Open. It's open. You hit up it for a moment. It goes flat and spreads out as far as it can. And then you're like, what did you do? Shut up, bitch. That's, man. Come in her nose. Okay, so I guess he was added

because there was a claim, but it didn't actually happen or something. Oh, so it actually happened. It didn't actually happen, I guess. He's trying to put a black man down always, man. Always trying to put a black man down, you see. Now I will, though. Now you've radicalized me.

You've awakened a demon in me. I can't do Elmo's voice. It's actually fucking incredibly hard. It's really hard to do as a grown-up. Is it not just like, well, we're- No, it sounds distinct. When you hear it, you're like, oh. Is it higher?

I don't even understand. It's almost like a Jordan Peterson, like Kermit thing going on, but like it's at a high register so like I can't figure it out. Yeah, whatever. I guess I have to listen to it. Elmo's a mixed race monster. Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It was me Elmo. Elmo don't believe in misogyny. That is crazy. Elmo marches for gay pride but like not often. Anyway, anyway, I really don't know who would be the first one of that. I've marched though.

Hold on, huh? Okay, so that was, he really only introduced us. That was the, yeah, yeah. So his question was, do you guys miss fixed camera angles? I decided to replay the old Ani Musha games, three is the best. And some of the angles and art design for those angles were actually pretty fucking cool. Also, fuck tank controls.

Well, I mean, you can't have not, I feel like they'd go hand in hand really. In some way. So Animusha 3 fixed it. Oh, really? It's fucking great. Yeah, that's the biggest, that's my, that's the biggest reason why that game is so significantly better than like, say if you play the first one. Is it still fixed camera angles though?

Yeah. But it's no tank controls. Yeah. Oh, interesting. It feels. I can't imagine that in my head. It's great, dude. What do you mean tank controls?

The fucking bullshit word. You don't know what tank controls me? The D-PAD. How's it possible? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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And then to continue moving forward, now you've got to push up again. A fucking nightmare if you're playing a zombie game trying to avoid running into a zombie, especially in nightmare mode when they're significantly more, so you have a very narrow fucking place. I guess Dino Crisis was also that same problem. It makes it harder for survival horror. How do you beat that game without guns? Like if people are like, you gotta stagger the zombies with a knife.

But how do you fight bosses? I don't know. That's the part I don't understand. I'm like, how do you beat bosses without gun? I think you knife all the bosses to death. Or you store the significant ammo that you have because there's some people that probably beat them without guns at all. But there's just ones that like, oh, nightmare mode is just you just have little to

ammo, right? And then the fucking, I tried beating nightmare mode. I think I played it for like an hour and I was like, never again. I never played again. I don't, I don't get satisfaction. You can throw up on you in the very big, they throw up acid. Yeah, they belched in the beginning of the game. You have fucking like seven bullets and then you don't find ammo for like until I thinking into the police station. And then like, there's fucking zombies already vomiting on you. And I was like, how do I, there's a zombie. You get on top of a trash can at one point. Right. You, you, you pass the exploding truck. Then there's a fucking dumpster you need to get on top.

And there's a zombie in front of the dumpster where you need to go down. And I'm like, what do I do? And it threw up on my feet. I was like, I was like, it sucks. There are certain games where like, I can't imagine that there being any joy in playing through them on hard. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like there's, Resident Evil is kind of one of them where I'm like, why the fuck? This is already so tedious on normal. Yeah. Like just the backtracking and like the save scumbing. I love Reson. You gotta love, you gotta love being punished. Like, I would, I love playing R.E.4 after I beat the game on the heart of the difficulty. Because everyone's a bitch.

Everyone's, I just don't like, what does it do? Yeah, no, like it doesn't matter what they do. Oh my God. Like, like, they're stronger technically. What was it? New Game Plus? That's different, I think. Yeah.

After New Game Plus, it's like, okay, cool. Have you played God of War on the hardest difficulty? Which one? The newest one of the 2018. Yeah. That is such an unfun. 2018 isn't the newest one. It's the jump is Regerach.

That's my god of war. Oh. It's the significant, it's such a significant jump. Like the opening sequence, no joke. It took me 20 minutes to be. Dude,

I literally only won because I was stunning people. I literally had to get away. I was like, I have to stun and kill you. There was some ass with the second wave kept getting me. Because you first do the first wave of my no problem. It was the second wave that kept getting me. And then.

It's so not good. It's like this is not a funny. experience. It's not like especially because if you don't kill them fast enough, they buff. Oh, they regenerate. They buff, no, their levels go up significantly. They buff like, if you don't kill them fast enough. So they'll be at a level, they're at like maybe level four, and then they buff to level seven.

And you're like, what the fuck is this? Like, so you got to kill them fast. It's insane. And then yeah, stun them quickly. So all you're doing, but then it gets boring because all you're doing is just stunning. Punching someone against the wall. You're stunning them and then finishing them. Unless you it was the first time I used environmental kills the most because of how because you didn't have to you on the normal settings. Yeah, but then you realize oh put on your rage thing hit people out of the fucking like ring them out and stuff like that like it was I didn't finish it. It was too hard. I got to the point where you fight. I fought maybe the first the twins the first time and I was like, why am I playing this? Because I was just yelling at my TV over and over again. I was like, why am I playing this? Yeah.

been two weeks to be playing this game Furious. And it's not, I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna play Mario my girlfriend. How do you feel about a fixed camera angle

so like he said? Oh yeah. I don't care. I don't, I don't really. I don't really. I don't care. I don't like him,

but like whatever, dude. I think they work for a certain thing. Every side's cool is a fixed angle. I think they were. I mean, that's true,

actually. Yeah. If you don't, I think one of the big things they just don't need them anymore really. One of the best things about it back then

was just how beautiful the game look in contrast to your fucking Sprite or whatever or your character. Because your character would kind of look like shit but then like the environments looked awesome but now you can do whatever with graphics so it's kind of like what's the point I guess. Yeah, it would just be stylistic.

Yeah, yeah, 100%. Yeah, I don't mind him. I like to see them every now and again but like I'm glad that they're not as common. Yeah, I would tell you this, I would love to see a just why not like a remaster Resident Evil 2, the old school

as high-res as you can go. I know there's people that can upscale it themselves, right? Yeah. But yeah, just whatever somebody put it in the best possible, I would play it. That would be fun. Yeah. All right.

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That's it. Yeah, who sees the liberals being gay. They're trying to trans our kids and daughters. And make everybody gay. It's like, why is that different than what would you do? It's like, am I the only one.

Yeah, it is literally the same. It's almost as if he asked chat, GBT, to write that song seriously. Like earnestly, you know? It's so fucking, am I the only one? I'm like, are you the only one? Like, shut the fuck?

What do you? Shut up! And then when he killed all those coyotes and spelled like Trump or something on his life? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he killed a psycho. That is actually great. He killed a bunch of coyotes with like weapons. And he fucking, he laid out the corpses to spell Trump, which is so crazy.

So psychotic. I don't even know how, like, you'd have to be so deranged. derangid to do that shit I remember there was a line where he was like all these hoodlooms and

only hoods I like are poiny or whatever I don't know what to say that I wrote that I wrote that version of I wrote that version of his song because it's so damn close that's great

but yeah I don't know man I forgot it I'm stoned the outside. I'm staining it. What's the other one? What he did? It was one of their more popular ones? There was one called, I think it's called like for you.

I sit here locked inside my stain. Remembering every stain you. I'm staining. I can't stop staining. And so we did it. It's been a while. It's been a stain. Since I first.

Stame you. I don't know I don't know I don't know what it is about that band Like They just It

It For they released a song Um Album like two years ago Or something Oh really? They have a song called Herein now

And I love it I just I just don't know what it There's something about It's so weird Like Here Now And it's all

There are worse There are worse bands I think Yeah To me it's like A step above Is I thought Creed

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I understand why Like because it's all kind of the same vibe With stains wide open Under the stainless Like I think why Nickelback gets the worst of it Is because they're in so many major

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About double entendres When that's not remarkable At all as a rapper And he's like, He's like, yeah I'm so I'm so insane I made a play and go play And it's like,

Shut up You fucking Big Lips bitch I'll show you every stain with stains with stains wide open

now every stain has stained I'll show you stain I'll show you every stain every single song in that genre should be replaced with like a random stain songs with state I

stain everything about stains whatever Berser Beetles Big Bouncy Backside Reckless Rhino

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that it's no excuse for striking a child. Eight years in slavery for the king. Oh, dang it. Oh, that's not so bad, mate. You know, what are you going to do, Grummit? Oh, what are you going to do, Grubbit? These guys are pretty funny, Red. You have funny voices, Red.

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Sight devil has shown up. And he saw me. He saw me and it scared me a little bit. He scared me. He looked right at me. Directly to my soul. He looked at Vanessa and I was like, don't look at her.

She's mine. She's mine. Don't look at her tics. I ran out of him and he threw me on a building window. Prove your loyalty to me. Punch that doll. Punch that dog. Oh, I guess I gave it a nice hook there.

I'll give it a little joy. He's a motherfucker. He hammers it. You see Mr. X in the old games? He reeds back. You know, you know, in fucking games that they read like toys? Brother, that's what I'm like, boom. Go look at Mr. X in the original Resident Evil 2.

He would fucking take like five seconds. He would like wind up. You're like, Jesus Christ. I love how you shoot his little hat off. He gets upset. he comes that too fast. Oh yeah. He loves his hat.

Dude, they didn't ask him to wear that shit. They wanted him to just go there and terrorize it. He was like, he was putting it in shit on. Imagine them making that formal request though. Would you mind? Before you go. Would you mind putting this on? And he's like,

there is so funny about it because it's supposed to be like, what? Like, it's supposed to be like covert. Like, it's supposed to be. like this giant fucking blue is gray guy he's supposed to be like incognito he's 14 feet tall and he's like this will keep him inconspicuous they will notice him moving throughout the city so funny full of zombies dude you see the first live action

Ninja Turtles movie where raff raff goes out to the streets oh yeah he's in a trench coat and it's the most obvious mutant you gotta fucking see that's kind of believable a little bit in new york man i've seen who i look like that in new york i understand what you're saying, but like people would absolutely take it. People might ignore it, but then they would take notice to it. They would pass

by and then they would turn to the guy. He's like, did you fucking see that fucking thing? Did you see that? Did you, I didn't find it funny Casey Jones when he was fighting him and then like his hat falls off and he was like, he's like, what, like, what are you some kind of punker? Yeah, my first assumptions when I see a teenage mutant ninja journal was like, was that

a punker? You think they're, it would, in his defense, it would be crazier if he said you some kind of teenage beautan ninja I think it's so funny how Raphael becomes best friends with this fucking stereotypical New Yorker. That becomes this blood brother. Like that's my man's bro. Casey's cool as fuck. That is crazy.

Let's go beat the fuck up out of criminal. Let's go beat criminals half to death. And he's like, fuck yeah. I'm not doing nothing. They don't terrorize people. You seen the deleted scenes that they, uh, they, uh, um, Eiffel Towered April O'Neill? That doesn't surprise me. It was sick.

It doesn't surprise me. It's pretty crazy. I can't believe they even. put it on the DVD guard right. I can't we put on it and I watched

the whole thing twice. Commentary to all these years getting fucked this is the scene where

we Eiffel Howard April O'Neal this took years to get right. It had 17

reshoots. Yeah we were spent, I think we spent a good 56 months just getting the angle right.

How many years is that? It's a lot. Six months is over fucking four. Four years. It's over four years.

We took it really serious. Oh, my gosh. And then it ended up being cut, all for nothing. All for nothing. Yeah, after that got cut. Maybe he got pregnant with a fucking turtle. Maybe that's how they cut it. No, you know what they did?

They made the movie and then they put it out to theaters and they were like, wait a minute. We forgot the, I forgot the Eiffel Tower scene. Let's go film it. And they spent four years film it. And then they put it on the DVD and it's like, we didn't even get to put it in movie. Hello, hello.

I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is

the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored

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This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. We filmed this after. it's like why would you why would you bring that up yeah this isn't I just figured I'd mention it

I figured how did we didn't spend four years on it would be crazy not to mention it whomever produced that why would they let that happen they really

they were big fans of April Odeo they were like guys this is all I need really like this is the only thing that I want in life or is to see April O'Neil Eiffel towered by a turtle and a fucking

psychopath guy with a hobby hockey mask. And a fucking good guy Jason Borges. I do love that fucking him in that disguise is so funny because he's so clearly

a fucking demon. Yeah, it's clearly not right. Even if he didn't look like an obvious demon, those clothes are so suspicious. Yes. You know?

See somebody covered entirely by like a trench coat and a fucking wide brim hat. You're immediately like, that guy's up to no good. What are you doing? What's scared? The turtles are teenagers.

They're not even adults. That's the, that's the biggest thing. When they become adults, they're going to be terrified. They didn't need to be teenagers. They might not grow. Well,

they're going to have to grow. What makes you say that? Because there's teenagers. What do you mean? What do you mean? Teenagers aren't done growing. Teenage humans aren't done growing. How do you know that they don't hit their peak

when they're in their teens? Because turtles grow still. Tortoises grow. They're not teenage being ninja tortoises. Yeah. But they're turtles. Turtles still grow. Turtles don't grow that much.

They do, though. Not like a tortoise. No. No, because think of it like this, right? I'm assuming they're in the, they're in the, like, late adolescence phase. I think there's as big as they're going to get. Well, we saw, we saw them age out, yeah. And last one.

And last one, Mikey's huge and he was the little one. I guess, I don't know. He's like eight feet tall. It's like, what the, we're just terrified. Are they that big? We're talking about. Mike's huge. Mike's 11 foot nine.

He's huge. 11 foot and then nine more feet on top of that. Eight feet. He's like seven. So he's 21 foot? He's. Why do you talk like that? Why do you do that?

What do I speak? I speak like a person. So 11 foot, nine foot. This guy, this guy is, this guy is, this guy is 29 inches tall. It's like, no. Say two feet. That's crazy. That's like when, uh, when my baby, my baby's fucking 36 months.

I'm like, p. Your baby's not going to have a parent anymore. It's going to have it. 2700 weeks old it was only 59 million months my baby's 34 months old is like oh really how many old months are you tell me exactly how many months you are

you make it out of this situation you're gonna make me do math right now you dumb bitch you're gonna make me how many months do you think old you are well I'm 31 12 times 30 is what 360 so 3,000 3 million so shut up

3,000 months, you think? No, I said 3,000. He said 3,000. I can't do math in my head. It would be like 300 something. You figure like 12 times whatever. 10.

So 300, 60. It would be like 360 something. It would be 370 maybe. 374 plus. So I'm like 380. You start by doing that math

by doing like easier math. 380, yeah. I'm like 380. Like what's 12 times 10? Okay, that times 3. Then plus whatever. Plus or minus whatever random. You'd be in the right range.

So I'm like 380. Times my balls. 380 months old. Yeah. So it comes up to you and they rip your pants up. Then they rip off the skin and fletch at that level of your body too. Oh my God. They pants your skin?

They pants and you're like, what the hell? Then he's grab a yank down again. That's crazy. De-gloving someone's leg is crazy. You deserve it, too. If you say, if you say how many months old you are in your 30s, you deserve. What they do? What they do?

You deserve it. They walk up. Judge, right, comes in like, I've heard enough. You free to go. Heartburn. You're good. You're good. Stay on the straight and narrow.

P.B. Jordinson and Ben Shapinas. Oh, I'm Kingston's dad. I used my, uh, Kingson's dad. Wait, what is this? Oh, I'm Kingston's dad. Use my ashes in a douche bottle to harm me. Oh, 100 normal sized beetles forcing their way up Kingston's urethras so they can suckle at it at his see directly from the source.

That is crazy. Go to going super Shalom to defeat Lord Frieslam. Beetlefucker 10,000, the fucker of 10,000 Beatles, Domo Nation, gay little beetle putting on his gay little beetle tie before heading to his gay little

job at the gay little dick sucking factory. Derek not Chauvin is innocent, hashtag Friam, fondled by Akarni on the Ferris wheel. Mm-hmm, silly. Round-eyed Asian, laughing too hard at the show. Four, four months, man. I'm four-four-four-four.

What is that? I'm going to start saying that. I'm four-four-four-four months old. Oh, I'm 444. I'm going to say 444. It's an angel number. Yeah. Is it?

I know that based on women I've dated, that that is an angel number. 222 is also one. Dated angels? I've dated people who believe in angel numbers. Or at least are aware enough of them to point them out. Is that the same thing as like astrology or some shit? I mean, it's damn near, you know. I hate how disrespect why it becomes people immediately when they talk about astrology.

Because I feel bad that I'm being rude to people, but also like, It is so stupid that like it needs to be Every time Lily's like Well I think it's interesting I'm like Lillian I want to give you the right to vote I want to be on your team I want to be on your team right

I think You know what I think that pisses me off actually It's like whenever somebody goes like Oh I'm a I'm a Sagittarius Or I'm like a Leo And then somebody goes That makes sense Yeah that's that instant headbut

Yeah that's that's instant You bust their fucking nose open That's that's that's I be that's where I become That scene in Dead Space 3 where the guy explodes randomly. We argued about that being from Call of Duty

and it's from Dead Space 3. I really thought that's from CalDardis. He looks like Rota Soap or one of them. You always forget it. We found out on this show that it was from Dead Space 3 and then you said it again

this weekend. This weekend. I was like, no, it's not from there because it feels like such a Call of Duty ass moment. It doesn't feel like... I don't know if it feels like

a CalDadee it definitely doesn't feel like a dead space moment. I'll tell you that much. A guy just like... Oh! That exploded. That's not Dead Space.

Um Oh, round-eyed Asian laughing In astrology should be shot Okay Rounded Asian laughing too hard at the show And almost crashing at the Luxor entrance Nice That'd be awesome

Damn I would love to be responsible for that What if Kingston's What if Kingston puts on glasses And immediately transforms into Matt Walsh By the way, no glasses still Yeah We just

It ain't happening Turns into Matt Walsh I know I'd be No I'm not that kind of guy Nah you will Well we can I guess he's not gonna get

fucking glasses So I'm a good person, so I'm a hero. So I'm a hero technically. Well, no. You should hurry up and get it over with so we can kill you. No. Okay. Jordan Peterson and RFK having gay butt sex.

Chief financial officer of evil NWord Inc. I like putting gay in there. Israel, a Rhodesian sequel. I'm hitting G-forces on the forklift that would make a fighter pilot fucking shit himself. That is so crazy. Blonde, blue-eyed German man asking Chris to release some quality content because watching current YouTubers gives me cancer. Yeah, I thought about it.

It is different. Yeah, it's definitely... There's some great stuff, but it is... It's not the same. It's few and far between. I genuinely think Annie Austin's fantastic. I think that's like some of the only good video game content I can watch.

I think Any Awesome is good. And Jake you just put out a great... CSGO video? CSGO. I think Jake's good. I think Aubrey's good. I think Signifier is good, but it's a particular kind of space of why you want to watch them. I think Foreign Man is good.

I think the genre of people Someone's sitting in front of a camera is boring to me So like if someone's gonna do something weird with it Like I'm happy I'm happy I think you I think you I need to be super informative Genuinely truly informative or funny while being informative And a lot of people can't fill in those blames Right Like some people are funny

And they're decent about informing Some people are genuinely good at conveying information But then a lot of people try to be both and they're not. I think that's the biggest problem. It's like you're just not both of those things. Oh well. Ah, Perry the Platypus.

Watch as I turn the entire Tri-State area into gay little little gay beetles with my gay fucking beetleinator. Is that Finney's and Ferb? That shows someone back, yeah. Whatever. I love Phoenix is Pope. I never, it was after me. I thought it was really fun.

I didn't like the kid's head. Yeah, they're, they're wrong. I didn't like that it was like a tri-a- like a Dorito. It bothered me a lot I don't I'm not sure about that I know if I see it again That was way after you

Like because it was way after us It's pretty yeah I was like what like 20 The mid 2010s that show Early to early to Like 2013 I was in middle school What?

It was on when I was in the middle of high school Is that the one that has some Like crazy scientist in it or something Yeah Maripus Okay Barry the Plantipus It's nice to see you're a rapist now

Whoa I think that wasn't in the show But like Perry you're a rapist he's like gada, gotta, go to,

go to, ew. I was close, but not exactly, I don't know. I don't remember. Woke Marxist, Pope,

my ass is full of piss, help thugzilla 2000. This time it's gay. Call Moriarty, the quick brown fox who jumped over the lazy dog. Schrodinger's Blumpkin,

Jack W.F.m. Every time Sweene reads the names, he laughs at all of them like fucking Jimmy Fallon. The gay Beatles will ravage him. So angry. He is right. You do do that.

They're funny. I don't think you think that. I don't think you believe that. I think you do it to cover up the fact that you can't read. I laugh sometimes. Yeah, but then it's hard to distinguish what's real. Yeah, well, that's the point. Just sold three Lubbubu dolls. Get this. And now I'm set for life. Hey, my. Get for him.

Trump makes Rockstar release GTA6 this week to save the economy under threat of deportation is the only policy I support. You'd get a fucking broken game. Don't you dare disrespect. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum,

or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question. of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines.

Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there.

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This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. S-A? I don't know what that means. I don't know if that person means sexual assault or Stephen A. Smith? Because they call him S.A. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Oh, that's probably more.

Which still, I, is, he can't meet. Everyone disrespects him because he sucks. So I don't, that can't be that either. He's too flamboyant. I like him sometimes, but he's clearly an idiot. In a lot of ways. I think he understands basketball. I like him when he keeps it.

Well, what's not to understand? It's a fucking ball, you know. I mean, there's bias he's whenever it. comes to anything about data. I just want him to be, when he's just doing normal reporting, he's fine, but the problem is he can't help himself but try to sensationalize shit. Even when he's talking about somebody like, this guy John Morant, right, he had some issues with the law that everybody has moved on from. No one talks about him. And he's still talking about Marant? This is what he does. This is what he does. I literally

forget John Morant had did any of that shit. And he'll be like, you know, when we talk about John Morant, it's not fair to bring up that stuff. He's the only one brings up every time he he talks about him. He brings that shit up. But he said it's not fair. He made mistakes. Move on. Yeah. I forget that John Morant did some dumb shit, some hood shit a while ago. What did he do?

Drugs. Well, it was just like gun shit. Like, he was in a live stream with waving some guns. It was just shit like that. It was just dumb hood shit. He's kind of like, oh, I want to be like, I want to be like tough. I want to be all hood. And it's like, shut the fuck.

I'd be super rich playing basketball. No cares. But like. He disrespected Brani and LeBron pressed him and out there. It was really funny. Oh, I was Stephen. The fuck out of him. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's like LeBron calm down. Like I know he's your son, but also he's an athlete now. If he wanted him on the Lakers, you had to be prepared for him. Well, it's just what he does. He just, he just, a lot of them, they create narratives because that's what gets people talking about them, right? For sure. So that's the whole thing.

And if Stephen A didn't do that, I wouldn't have no problem with them. But also he's, he's a, he's a manufactured centrist as well. When he talks like, he's like, oh, I'm going to invite Candace. So-on's on my podcast. I'm going to invite, like, I want to hear what these people have to say. I'm like, do you, if you are actually interested, you've heard what they've had to say in they're pieces of shit. That's not what you want to do.

You want to get that piece of shit audience that likes Candace to like you as well. They're like, oh, respect for having Candace on type of thing. And I'm like, you're fucking full of shit. I couldn't imagine having like Candace Owens a fucking Nick Quentin. Like, imagine having them on the podcast like Nick Fuentes. I think it'd be funny as fuck. Nick Fonte would be funny, unfortunately. Unfortunately, we like, I can't, we can't have you here.

Unfortunately not. It's too much. Like, if he, if he was just a conservative cunt, sure. Yeah. But he's like, oh, I'm actually a Nazi. Yeah, he's like literally a seething racist. Yeah, I was like, ah, I can't. I can't enjoy it. It's a shame, too. I think you could have been funny. Yeah. Yeah.

He's got good delivery. Big meaty stinks. Canola Joe greasing up Derek's thighs. Thick thighs. Deep throating a cactus daily to sound like RFK Jr. Dandy Andy, leader of the spider fucker party. Hope you enjoyed my ass, Batman, because now you're gay. That's a cum-town reference. That's crazy. What is that?

I haven't seen that clip, yeah. There's, uh, so it's called, I haven't seen any Comtown somehow. Dude. I mean, you know me. I talk about all the time. So if you got, if anyone's watching this, it's called Robocop Batman Showgirls too. That's what the clip is. It basically, the, the guy that fucking shot Showgirls and directed showgirls, Robocop,

I can't remember the name right now. Yeah, yeah. But like, it basically transformed into this crazy clip where it started off with Robocop. And then it morphs into Robocop somehow becoming Batman. man and then doing some gay shit with the Joker. It's so fucking funny. Like, I can't, and that's one of the lines from it. I've specifically avoided watching Comtown because I get comments sometimes on, on this show and elsewhere.

Where it's just like, man, it's so obvious how much Chris watches Comtown because he can't stop ripping them off or something. And I'm like, I'm not even exaggerating when I tell you, I've never seen a single. I think I've seen maybe like 13 minutes of something that maybe you've sent me once. Maybe. I know Jack shit It's it's it it it One thing that I'll say it annoys me And this isn't every medium

When somebody popularizes something They think they invented something Sure yeah So like you know I was thinking about a Madonna and the pointy bra I was like no that was fucking existed In Victorian shit right But the point is

When they talk about even gay covers and stuff They're like oh you're just ripping off Comtown I'm like my guy There is ICP for example In San Campossey has a song called Slim Anus about Eminem being gay

Like you want to talk about It's old This is so I also remember it just in the car Like on the bus Going to school When I was in like middle school and shit Like we all did that

Everybody's done there It's just funny It's just it's so immature and stupid It's just funny to do And but to be like Oh because Come town like popularized it on a podcast By doing it

Which it's really funny When they do especially Nick Mullen I was Nick Mullen's my favorite comedian and he's such an underachieber. I love it. He could have been so... He literally just gave his podcast

to his fucking unfunny friend Adam Friedland and just kind of fucked off. I was like, okay. Yeah, he... He's like... He has a good... I don't know much about him, but I've seen...

I've seen one bit of his that I liked quite a bit. And it was like... He was talking about like the government planning 9-11 or something. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He was like just one more.

more step, the clues. That's a genuinely great thing. The idea is just like, all right, now how do we hide clues all over the place? Let's put it in the Simpsons real quick. Let's do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I genuinely don't know shit about it. And I've specifically avoided because I'm like, well, if I'm that similar already,

like, I don't want to, if I'm accidentally ripping things off now, I don't want to intentionally get it in my head anyway. You don't, like, from somebody who's watched many and it absorbed. For example, one of my favorite clips is a compilation that is over an hour long of Nick Mullen doing accents, which, you know, the racist by just by this. By the premise. Mostly African accents. But like there's a bit, one of my favorite bits is Nigerian Shark Tank. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's fucking, it's just like this shit like that. There, I don't feel any, what, what you do and what Nick does and stuff is very, I. it's just not the same Sure, yeah Some of our beats as far as like the What do you call it? The immaturity level Sometimes matters

But I feel like that's a lot of fucking podcast too That I don't really watch necessarily I don't watch a lot of comedy podcasts But that one's different Because it It is just oh these guys aren't trying to be famous They're It just blew up because they're homies

Fucking around And I guess it's kind of What's happening here? Yeah You know like people lazy, just talking shit, not trying to like, oh, we're going to clean up this thing to really sell it to

something even though it would be smart. We really should. It would be smart. I have a question, right? Yeah. What if there was a podcast of people? One sec, once that, once that, fucking piece of shit. It gets dumb. So, imagine there was a podcast of, like... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell,

host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision. for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Kondo? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer.

That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. People that saw live leak as situations happen. Piece of shit. Where you bring them in afterwards. And they're like, so what's up? Tell me about it.

So what you mean? You bring a trauma. A podcast. Not so much trauma. So you bring somebody in fresh out of like, you pull some. somebody out of a Tel Aviv, like a crumbling tower in Tel Aviv or like Gaza. And you sit him in front of a microphone like five minutes later. Don't dust them off or anything.

Go. Go. They're like, yeah. Improv with us. Like one of the guys, like the kid that little fat kid that falls off and dies off the fucking scream machine thing. Yeah. Imagine you have one of the people that were next to him coming, like sit down and like talk to them. Hey, we're going to do a gay parody.

Hey, we're going to do. We're going to make a stupid song and dumb jokes. Why do you feel? I saw someone die. They're all cool. Tell me about it. We're going to make Nickelback gay real quick. Okay.

Can I go? Yeah, you can leave whenever you want. If you can figure out how to break those shackles, you're free to go. I'd love to have slaves on this show. Yeah. What do you mean when you say that? I mean, do I really need to explain that? Elaborate a little more.

You'd be cool to have slaves on this show? A little bit. What kind of do you mean? Like, what do you mean? No, no, no, no, no, no, let them go. Let them go. I mean, what else needs to be said? What kind of slaves?

We have slaves, and then we... What do they do? Put a mic in front of their face. What do they do? They're in chains? What do they? What kind of slaves are they? Like, what brand?

You know, there's different variety of slaves. It's open-ended, sir. So just in general, people that don't have their rights anymore. So basically, yeah, yeah. We'll make a podcast where we interview slaves and it'll be called two ears a slave. Ooh, that's hard. That's pretty hard, man. I like that a lot.

It's a unique, it's finally a really unique podcast. Yeah. Because there's nothing like that. Go back in time and we go back in time and rip slaves out of their time theory and sit them in front of my mic, interview them and then throw them back. They have to have really nothing like that. They have to be slaves that are going to die because they don't want to fuck up the time show. No, no. Yeah, I don't care about that.

You can fuck about the time stream. I just want to make money off slaves. Yeah, we're going to fuck up their timeline. This timeline. Yeah, I was already said. Every time you travel, you create a new universe. So it's great. I'd be like, hey, hey, a little slave.

Do your little slave dance. Do your little slave dance What is a slave dance exactly? I don't know, son You don't remember it? Something. We should do like Oh my God.

I'm like you do a little slave thing You do a little slave jig Oh my God, whatever We'll do white slavery too But not the Irish No sex trafficking slavery Oh jackpot Yeah that's I think that's what white slavery is

If I remember that's the predominantly white slavery I don't mean why it isn't race It's like what they call it You know like they call like that Oh like blue collar Yeah blue white slavery So I think sex trafficking is involved in that So we'll bring a bunch of sex traffic victims

On the podcast And then we'll let the people It's a brilliant idea We'll bring them on a podcast We'll offer like what is it called Rafer is a sexual sanctuary And then when we're done with the podcast We alert that they're pimps

Or their fucking owners Yeah yeah It's the same thing as like calling ICE Like we'll We'll interview fucking like That is the most people that does the respados and shit and the alote

and then after that like dude we really appreciate your service stay safe by the way La Migra is on the way I can't believe ICE is newer than Shrek is I can't get over that Like the concept

Come on come on No like ice Ice Was it like 04 or something like that It was 03 03 Iske Ike

So Shrek has been around Longer than Ice Yeah But La Miga has been around longer though No ice specifically, yeah, it's fresh, but like there's

you know, La Migra, there's always been immigration agents. Sure, yeah. Yeah. Deep throating, oh, I read that already. Pinkerton. The Pinkerton are crazy. You're fighting I am a high ranking figure in Islam and I am placing a Fatwaan Kingston, Health, Big Bad,

oh, Heath Big Bad, Beetlebork, Smoker smoking Kingston, Gids, low tier Guna, Joe Rogan is the missing link. And weep, for my Legion of Sweens be upon Jay Peterson What is rape In the ontological sense Lily's brother

Steers with the car's radio knobs That's crazy Whoa Whoa That's somebody can get real good with it though They can get real good What that's like playing

Guitar here with like a controller or something Or like trying to play like Eldon Ring with a DDR pad Like he's just trying to rewires the controls for the steering wheel onto the radio knobs For the challenge. Spins time doing that. Yeah. It's like this guy fucking right now,

he's trying to beat Dark Souls with a trumpet. You know, it's just like, come on, man. I guess a guy did it with a banana already, though. What? Yeah. Oh, that reminds you.

I got bananas. Somebody beat Dark Souls with a banana. Everybody's beating video games with crazy things. These people are just hooking things up this stuff and making it work somehow. Little nodes like they, like when they made potato clocks in science class. Yeah.

They built, yeah, they built, little, yeah, they built controllers, yeah. Do they have like, like, potato fleshlights? Yeah. It's called a potato. It's called a potato. All right. Potato fleshlights is a potato. You put in the oven for how long?

Like, 50, 30, 40 minutes. 30, 40? Oh, that is piping, dude. 30 minutes. 40 minutes in the oven is insane. And then. Then you got to just fucking. Blast out.

You just go through it? See, walk into your friends. What's going on, man? Not much. Not much. And you see a fucked fucking potato

just on their powder. It's blown out. Steve. The back is blown out. Steve is. What did you do with that potato? How did you? Steaming.

Oh, I fucked it, dude. For how hot was it? It smells like sweating chlorine in here. What the hell is going on? Yeah, this fucking flesh left.

This dude fucking Thanksgiving. just sets up the whole fucking dinner and then he just fucks it all he puts up her theta he got the turkey got the stuffing that crazy he's that guy

with the fucking eight ounces of jiz so it's just a fucking smathering a come all over the place and he's like yeah it was a good time man there's a poorly printed out picture of Richard Simmons his face stapled

to everything that he's fucking crazy Lily yeah sneezing out a big old glob of gay little Beatles Kevin Durant's feet gay for beetles Fuck you, I am paying my TV license, bitch, Mr. Pants. Going to be edging to my fate in the new expansion.

Oh, yeah, when is that? There's a lot coming out right now, man. I don't know. There's a lot coming out. I can't justify it. I'm not going to get it. Unless I get a free code, which I might. That new, what is it?

Death Strandly is coming out soon. Oh, that comes out this year, yeah. It comes out this month. Damn. Oh, wow. The next, like, two weeks or something. I'm playing Red Death Sire Punk again. I'm trying to play.

play cyberpoking again, but then I got to that fucking the brain dance editing and I'm just like fuck man. It's kind of tedious. That's the one mission I fucking hate. But it's a mission that like it's one of the, because I saw people commenting like because I tweeted about it and they're like, it's just one part of the game. It's so little. Like how could that get in your way of enjoying it? But it's like bro.

It would be like if there was. You gotta do it a few times. Yeah, you have to do it for a while. You only have to do it one time in the main story. But it's right, but it's like it's a tutorial. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta.

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What mission? What do you mean? Dude, I've- Arasaka Tower. When you're- When you were Jackie? Yes. Yeah, right?

When you're- When you're- You do the thing so you can know what the code is So you can get the thing out of the ice thing. Yeah. I feel like, oh, I guess. Okay. Because I did it.

I remember doing it because I did it a few times because with Rivers, you have do it once. I've done it. I remember doing it a handful of times. Oh, there were rivers? Maybe it wasn't the main story, but I can't remember. Every time a brain dance thing pops up, I'm like, I'm not doing this.

You got to do with that guy That's like the fucking That guy I think he's Jesus That gets crucified The fucking dude that gets crucified By the diner in that part of the game Which is fucking crazy Yeah

I think that's the the tutorial No? No The tutorial is the bank Not the bank robbery But the convenience store robbery Oh it can be That's right

Okay But uh I don't it's I understand like the rest of the game is very good But then like That part specifically Is the least fun I've ever had in anything That I've ever played ever

You know what I mean So it's like Do I want to go through what is it basically like 20 straight minutes 30 minutes 20 minutes it's a long fucking seat the arsaka tower unless you memorize where to go and what to do but like dude like i block that section out every time i come to it because i don't i've had so little fun doing i don't remember because i feel like i probably because i'm already at the point where i'm like there's another part where you're like in a church or something i don't

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Uh, it's close. I remember it is the Tukashi. Yeah. Takashi 6-9. Not Tenkashi. I thought it was Takahashi. Is it 10? Tenkashi's the rapper.

No, that's that's not right at all. The name is Tenkashi 6-9. That can't be right. I'm 100% right. 10kashi 6-9. What? 100% right. Ten Kashi?

10 Kashi 6'9. What do people call him? Oh, okay. 60, remember he was call him 6'9. Oh, a rat. Okay. Or rat. Petter rat.

Didn't he, didn't he fucking... Oh, Takamura. That his name's Takamura? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I let that a guy. I didn't fucking die. I think, well, you can't do with that.

Cardboard pie. You can save him in that earlier part, but you can dial it on the game. No, because like the part where you go under. Remember, like, he's, upstairs and you go and you can't like not because I wanted to you know how you can jump high I wanted to you I wanted to jump back up there and fucking help him but you literally they don't let you I wish you could play that game in there I'm talking about yeah but you can you can save him you can see no that he like sacrifices himself at that point no I think there's one part where

you fight one of his homies who's like a fucking gets like the mantis blade and he starts tripping out you fight his homie because he can survive at the end because if you do the ending with honico he can be there what the shit for okay so what I I would love to be because I I got five of the endings because there was like um I do want to replay it again though. There's the part like where you're in, you're in, like they all raid it and stuff and there's like a blast. And he tells you leave.

Yeah. Well, you go, you go down. Like that's the only way to go. And I just wanted to pop back up and fight, but they won't let you do it. And then that's when he essentially like sacrifices himself. I think you can do something different to get there because I, because I remember the one of endings I got he's there. That's interesting. I want to, I want to explore that.

I'll explore that. That game is, I think that's such a really insanely well-developed like city pain. Man. What's up Pan Am? Yeah, I'm so cool. I'm V. I'm V. It's so funny him as a black character

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I mean ballplayers do have a certain vernacular well after a while some of them started developing it like there's that dude that was in Miami at something I forgot his last name I forgot his name Tyler Hero though he's white as shit Tyler Hero you know but he's like

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it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, Jopable, the ace of parade.

I'm so not a good shit to play it though. Like, not even slightly. Just keep going, man. Al Sharpton versus Sharp Alton. It's so stupid.

My mind is on, uh, Sharp Alton. I think so too. Yeah. Takes it easily. He's got, he's got the edge.

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I can't continue then. I see. I was going to draw a mouse. You guys be coming. that meets with anti-semitism. He's been on one lately. No, he's just drawing stuff. I'm drawing a maze, cable.

He's practicing art. Sorry, my bad. You're actually anti-Semitic. Yeah, sure, for sure, guys. See, look, now it's not a Swazza anymore. See, I'm drawing a maze, you stupid bitch. Some people actually try to gaslight, too. People are actually like, I didn't do that.

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It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed?

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swastika shit. You drew another one, I see. Start this way. I see you do another one. You've drawn more swastikas today than I've probably drawn today. I mean, to be fair. The first surgery,

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I took it to my attic and I franked it. Hooked on a penis down. No, nah, nah, nah, I'm high on his semen. When you think of a character hide it. Who's the one that comes to mind first? Why? When I think of a character hiding, who comes to mind first? Mine is Anne Frank, obviously.

I think it's Anne Frank, yeah. Character. Yeah, like, I think of any... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's not what I meant. When you think of someone hiding, what comes to mind first? What do you think of someone hiding? What comes to mind first? I mean, we got to...

There's either a groundhog. We got to dress the elephant. Or Anne Frank. A groundhog or Anne Frank. Who's of the hiding character? Solid snake, Anne Frank, Groundhog. Agent 47 or 27 I confirm which one it is. He hides in plain sight.

Yeah. Splinter Cell. Is his name is Splintersell? Is he Sam Fisher? His name is Splinter Cell, a.k.a. Boyce by Michael Ironside, you bitch. Tom Clancy's. Tom Clancy's, uh, Anne Frank.

That would, I would play the shit out of that. A stealth game where you're like, you have to play as Anne Frank and you have to. Hiding and writing? You're just a star in terrified Jewish woman? No, it's a, it's a Tom Clancy game. So it becomes modern day espionage. Oh, okay. So then, yeah, she's doing all these covert like operations and stuff.

It's you hiding and trying to get to the kitchen to get matzo ball soup and then get back without being detected. Oh, is that what that is? Just to continue living in fear. Avoid the Nazis. Yeah, avoid the Nazis. Enemy U.S. Online. There's two Nazis below you.

Stay safe. Stay frosty. Stay frosty, Ann. Yeah. We'll get you some pretzels after this. Is she the one that sings like, tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you. Tomorrow, I'll never, ever see you. Right, that's Anne Frank, Annie Frank.

And that's it, Annie Frank. I wonder how much the journals were worth, like, if the actual copies of them. The actual copy of that? What do you mean? I don't know. I mean the dad, like, sell it and, like, allegedly wrote fake shit in it or something. Don't tell me that. That makes me sad.

I hear theories about that. I think you wrote things about like, man, my dad's so cool. And my dad's awesome. My dad has such a lark penis, man. He's so badass. That is a crazy fucking thing to fake in your daughter's diary. To write that down about yourself. He didn't fuck me, though, by the way.

He didn't show it to me. He just would talk about how big it is. It's not only isn't in a different pen. It's in completely different handwriting. It's in different language. It's in English. Yeah, yeah. modern day English. He's writing it in English

and fucking in German the rest of it. That'd be so good. Oh God. What is he got this? Pina's a penis. It's Wynchengi. Das authentic. What do you mean? I did not do it. I did not write that. I know no German words.

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Like buoyancy? Something that has buoyancy is buoyant. Boignant? Boient. Oh. Why are you putting an end in there? Yeah, you're like boing. You can't help it add ends to things. You're boing it.

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Ew. Never. I can't imagine not saying that. It's fucked up because like Asman Gold like legitimately. Even if he was like 20 feet away from me, I would already be holding my breath. Like, you know, like, if you're, like, walk, you're about, you're going to walk past him, like, in maybe, like, 10 seconds. Yeah, whatever.

I bet his cum looks like soft-serve ice cream, but brown. I bet you're right. So it looks like chocolate ice cream? I bet you're so right, dude. Chocolate soft-serve? Yeah, that. Laying on the penis until falls asleep, so it feels like I'm giving someone else a hando. Insane.

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I don't care to. Yeah, I don't know. You think it's Asman actually? No way. He's a geriatric pregnancy, so he's probably like fucking... What the fuck does that even mean? Geriatric?

Asman. Oh, I don't know. I have no idea. My guy's Moldeus probably? I genuinely don't know. He's probably one of the kind of guys that would have a name like that. Young Colin shooting himself in the chest. Nicky Ziggy, straight slayer making the world gayer.

Can't wait for the new Halo game to be revealed to an Imagine Dragon song so I can watch the last bit of light and fade from Chris. That wouldn't even phase me at this, but I would notice it and I would be like, that's wild that that would happen. That would happen to me. It's coming. Again. It's coming.

Just like me. Under this desk. I've cumped. I've cumped. Ew. That's so much worse. Lily's brother playing flat out IRL. The guy killing himself over Snow was right.

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