The Snark Tank - #335: Here He Goes Suing Again

Episode Date: June 27, 2025

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Whoa. You say your name was Amir? No, I said up here, but I do like that name Amir, though. It's a good name. It's not a bad name for not you, I guess. Yeah, for not me. I do like Derek's so generic. Maybe.

Yeah, most names are generic. Yeah, well, I guess, you know, I guess I'm speaking as an American. I'm like, that's boring. You know, Derek, oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. How about, yeah, Amir? How about fucking Bungadi or something?

Bungadi. How about like Mumbato or something? Mbantu. Yeah. I would say I have... Yeah, the Ubuntu. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would say I have one of the most unique English names, probably.

Probably, like, in English language, probably one of the more you'd like non-common English names. Kingston James? I don't know. I wouldn't actually... Kingston is a not common English name. It's not uncommon. I've heard the name Kingston before. Well, yeah, duh.

At least we're in, of course. But, like, for a long... I feel a unique name needs to be like something that isn't old. also a place. I mean, for sure, yeah, for sure,

because there's more Kingston's over across the fucking water. I imagine. Plenty of those idiots over there. Our friend lives in a place called...

This guy said idiots. My friend lives in a place, the place called Kingston over there. Yeah. And it's like, that's so...

Have you been to Kingston proper? I've been to Kingston, in New York. I've never been to... Oh, why would I go to the fucking stakes of...

Like, why would I go to where there are goblins? Like, why the fuck that's insane? I don't know. Like, I'd go where I came from if I knew.

I did it. I'm not from there. I do you know. I'm not from there. How would you not be from there if your name's Kingston? That is kind of weird. Slavery, Derek. What do you mean?

Is that how that works? What do you mean? Isn't how it works? My name's actually Yonkers. Yeah. It's C. Yeah, yeah. See?

I'm not going. I'm not going. I don't even want to go to the UK again ever really. But like, I'm not going to the sticks. You don't want to go to the United Kingsons? Native. The United Kingdom is, it was really cool where I was. But then I realized.

right around where I was. People were getting stabbed violently. And I was like, oh. Oh, you're interesting. That's kind of cool. I don't know, man. Anyway, I'd rather that I'd get shot in the face over here.

I'd rather get shot in the face. I get cut off and then I get mad and flip them off and then they shoot me. You know what I mean? It's not quite like that yet. It's on its way, though. It's not quite like that yet. I don't know if you, don't you, wait, Lively, have you not seen that before?

I've seen it, but it's not common. It's not, it's not a. Fair enough. And I'm not getting chefed up at the freaking train stop. over there. Before we get too far, before we get too far into the lunacy, okay, I want to point out, we've got some new merch. Oh, yeah.

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And I hate to belabor the point We will kill you Yes we will Anyway what are we got on the docket today There's a couple things I don't know Seeing bombs fly over Hawaii Was bombs flying over Hawaii

Well yeah When they launched them The people in Hawaii were like What do you mean? What are you talking about? This is news to me. When Iran got, when we, when we, we teabagged Iran for that other place that's, like, not our country. Oh, it's because Iran is, like, right next to Hawaii?

Not right next, but. How fuck you're talking about? Does this happen? No, really. Like, when I was watching Harriety Senator, they were, like, looking up and they saw, like, videos of going over. In Hawaii? Yeah. From where?

I think they launched it from that area. From Hawaii? I think they launched from that area. Are you saying, I feel like this is wrong. This is striking me. Missiles were launched from Hawaii? I think to what you call it too over by where Iran was. I think that's where they were shot from.

I can be wrong. You're probably 100% wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's I can't imagine that that's true It sounds wildly wrong Jamie pull that fact check that Jamie but because the only thing that I know is that you know there were Airplanes dropping bombs I didn't know about other airplanes up I didn't know missiles were launched They might have okay so I'm assuming they might have shot well I'm wondering what you saw do you remember where you saw that on was on um you dreamed this probably That sounds more likely now that I talk about it If you could find where you saw that

If you remember Because I would like to see what you're talking about I bet it's AI or something I bet you saw like an AI fucking video Like a cat becoming a fish I've only fallen I've only fallen for AI twice That I know of Really?

Yeah That you know of is really scary There's only penguins that scared to me Because I was like all these penguins are really cute But penguins aren't that big and this cute Oh you got fooled by that penguin video? Oh yeah, I did. Man. I don't know what you. You know what? I chalked that up to you not wearing glasses still by the way like we predicted. Yeah. After. I got fooled by it, but then I looked

at like a little penguin. I was like penguins don't look like that when they're this size. They're not the size. If you're not, if you're not paying attention, you can't. That's the thing too with AI that because some of it is good enough to wear some stuff, whatever it is looks real. For example, there was a, I didn't even pay attention to all scrolling and I saw it for like a second. but the thing that caught my eye was the quote tweet there was like a little kangaroo and it was like oh it wanted to be like the person was trying to have it as a

what do you call it the when you have the pet that's supposed to be like oh I need this to emotional help or like an emotional support animal a support animal or whatever so and then I wasn't paying attention I didn't hear the audio I didn't see but like if just first glance the face it looks like a kangaroo

didn't notice anything but then I saw like the person was like, I can't believe all you fucking people that yell at boomers got fooled by this. And I was like, what? So then I actually clicked on it. And then okay, the little thing's holding a plane ticket. Yeah. Yeah. And then like the language is like AI language. But like first glance, just by looking at it, you don't really see something completely out of place unless you know you're. So I was just like, oh, wow, that looks like a actual kangaroo except for I guess it's too small. I guess I don't know. I guess that was, but kangaroos are mad tiny when

they're first born. Well, like a like a baby. one, but I guess this wouldn't be a baby kangaroo, you know? So, but the thing is somebody was like, first of all, I'm like, how the fuck would you, who nobody knows unless you're native to Australia, whatever, you know how big kangaroo should actually be. Or even, or even the finer details of what they look like. Yeah, so like that. So I was just kind of like, okay, that's weird.

But the thing that was so weird to me was them being surprised that people are falling for or I'm like, I go back to this all the time, even on this podcast. I'm like, guys, people, their foundation of the things that they believe in is crazier than that fucking video that just showed. And I feel like why everyone forgets it because it's so baked into us. So when you start going through people's dogma and then you're like, oh yeah, that actually is insane. I forgot.

So it's like, are you really surprised that somebody believes that there's a kangaroo trying to get on a fucking plane with somebody? Is that really that? It's not like it was like the rock eating rocks and you looked all fucked up or the spaghetti you know, like that was obviously sick. Right, right, right. Yeah. I'm like, people are just being kind of crazy a little bit.

I can calm down, man. AI is sadly really frighteningly good and it bothers me. It's getting significantly better at a scary rate. It's a certain transition to you're like, oh, that doesn't make sense. Like something moves the wrong way. You're like, all right, that doesn't make sense. But like in a year from now, that's going to be. Most of the hand problem has been fixed.

That's the thing that kind of creeps me out. Well, it's just like, it's like movements. Like there are moments of characters are eating something and like, they eat it too fast. I'm like, that's that or it just disappears. Or this is wrong. But like, multiple limbs will happen. especially on the shittier ones. On the better ones where people pay money and stuff,

usually they'll do like a subscription or something. People are doing some crazy shit and it's pissing me off. Particularly because you always see the people who are too lazy due to put in the work. Right, right, right. And I'm like, you fucking, you bitch. The thing to me that got me was like when I made that grandmother in the resin coffee table.

Right. And so many people believed it. And I was like, Oh, no. I mean, that's a little... Oh, dear. See, I wouldn't feel weird if you... Because it's...

What other examples do you have of people actually doing that? You know, so to me, that's kind of crazy that people would believe that. It's not like emotional or service, whatever they call the service animals. Yeah, people have already tried a lot of stupid shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can actually believe that a kangaroo could be... That's why it's not a huge stretch, but, like, resin your grandma? A person?

Dude, I don't know. That is easy. ridiculous but also fundamental i could see that shit like people fucking well people have the funerals people have the funerals where they like they have they you know their dead friend or relative like posed like a mannequin like those are real things to be taxidermy like dogs and shit well i want that actually legitimately want a taxidermy your pet no myself oh i don't i just don't care like i like that's what that's why i kind of like i like i don't really care what happens to my body except for let's make it interesting so stuff me hi

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By the way, by the way, that resin coffee table thing is easily the most famous thing I will ever do. That thing has millions and millions and millions of like freebooted. I've seen that everywhere. Oh, just everywhere. It's insane. Like, I remember getting tagged on it on Facebook every day for like a good three months. because it was like circulating in like elderly Facebook groups.

Of course. They were like, don't do this to me. Of course it's a... Dude, she has no legs. It's like her torso. Like the idea that people like looked at that image and were like, yeah, dude. There is a good Twitter account that I follow that it's like something like bad AI slopper or Facebook slop or whatever.

And it's awesome. The amount of horrible looking things. And also it is a little concerning. people that don't understand what is obviously AI is AI. They're like, what makes this AI? And I'm like... Aside from everything. Oh, yeah.

I was like, oh, no, this is not good. That you can't tell that this is so even like the the glossy fakeness of a lot of shit where it's so obviously, especially when it comes to like art. Yeah. Like it's supposed to be like animation. I'm like this. How do you not? Okay. A lot of art.

A lot of AI art is like a Vaseline mode, you know? Yeah. Whereas it's like kind of like a there's like a sheen over everything that really shouldn't be there. I'm sure that'll get resolved at some point. The lighting is terrible. That's the problem. That is the biggest thing that like it hasn't gotten down. And like you said, it will fix itself.

It will understand. Especially like a like a ray tracing type of thing. It will be like, oh yeah. That's going to be crazy. It makes me mad because Andrew Yang was fucking right, man. In a few years, people are going to be fucked. And then like. You have no job.

And then it's going to be like any other, what do you call it, the, the tropes of the future of sci-fis. Yeah. Where there's billions of people that don't have any jobs because robots are doing everything. Everything's been automated. Yeah. And then everybody's slums. It looks like everywhere looks like Skid Row. Like it's, uh, I'm like, this is going to be cool.

Fucking Skid World. Skid World. I was going to say something fucked up. I don't want to. You know, I don't know. What do we have on the document? I don't know, man. I mean, aside from war...

Oh, yeah, more, yeah. Which is, you know... Because that was this weekend, was it, where the things were launched? I think so. Like, successful bombing. Yeah, we finally. We bugger busted. We, it's going to be peaceful now.

We blew up the streets. And now I think... And now I think Qatar... I think... I can't remember exactly what the story was, but I think Iran launched on Qatar or, like, some, like, U.S. military base in Qatar. Okay. And Qatar is trying to retaliation.

now. So it's a fun time. I love it. I love how everyone's being dragged to the problem. No new wars. Everybody's being dragged to this problem by this one country. There's one country that is the cause of all. Well, hey man. It's real funny. It is real funny. It is real what it is real.

It is real. It is real. It is real. Have you seen the drawn together movie? Have you seen that movie? Yeah, drawn together the movie. The movie. Yeah, the robot Israel voiced by Seth McFarland. Yes. Dude. That I That movie sucks. That movie is terrible, but that one seed is pretty funny. There's, it has its moments.

I actually, because I know like a lot of it was just shitting on South Park. Oh, was it? I don't even remember it. Yeah. I barely remember that movie. It was shit on South Park because, and I actually do agree with John together because one of the reasons why they got canceled and one of the reasons why South Park was able to stay afloat was to always have a point to their madness.

There's always some type of soliloquil you at the end. Oh, yeah. With some nice piano with like a lesson or something. Sometimes it would be undercut. cut with a joke, but sometimes it wasn't. It would just depend. But it was a way to like balance it in sorts like, this is so fucked up for a purpose. And then trying together was like, well, why can't we just be fucked up for no reason?

Like, why can we just have a show and just do crazy shit? And so they harped on that on the movie. And it got a little annoying. But however, this reminds me of all playing The Walking Dead telltale game where this is what in the in this movie, this old lady's, her husband blew his head off with like a fucking shotgun or something.

There's like an amusement park or some shit and she's like trying to like shake him back to like come on you're a fighter like fight and like his head's gone

and it's so fucking funny it was such a funny so it had there was a glitch it was a little bug where spoiler if you haven't played this fucking super old game but like yeah what the fuck you do it

the old fucking asshole in that game that you wanted to kill and you flatten him with the saltball Oh, yeah, that's right. You have the, like an air conditioner or something, right? It's like a block of something.

It was a salt block. Yeah, it was like a block of. It was a salt block. It was a block for sure. Because they were trapped in a freezer or something, right? And they thought he was going to die in turn. They were in a thing. They weren't in a freezer.

They were just, they, they, they, he had a heart attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. After he punches you when they needed the, the zombies break in. I remember it very vividly. And I'm like, I want to kill this guy so badly. So then you're, he has a heart attack. You have the choice of either doing nothing or trying to resuscitate him. So me,

to have goodwill with his daughter that I want to smash. I'm like, I'm trying to resuscitate him. And Kenny doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. So Kenny grabs the fucking block and then smashes his head. And there was a glitch for me that I'm still for a good 10 seconds trying to resuscitate him while his head's gone. So I'm like, come on.

Come on. You're fucking dead. I was dying. I would have killed him too. That game was glitchy as fuck also. It was really good also. Especially when it first came out, like, but... Really good game.

I played it probably three times. I played in total. I played part one at least twice. That's what, yeah, I played part one in three. Part one. Part one. You know, the first... You mean like the first seasons?

Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. The first, the first... The first one is just too fucking good. It's just a... The first one is very good. It's a fucking masterpiece if I've, like... I've never...

I've never cried that hard at sell shade anything. Yeah, I know what I mean. It's just, it... It takes me out of it. Like, I'm playing, but then this was too, too good,

man. It was very good. Like, I think, uh, it's probably their best. Although I haven't played everything that they've made.

I heard, I heard tales on the borderlands is actually surprisingly good. I heard wolves among us. But, uh, but, uh, but it was undercut by it being fairy tale shit.

Like, my friend played me was like, this is really good, but it's fairytale stuff. Like, it's like, you have to be very prepared for what they're about them.

Yeah, it's like, pipe, and like, fucking rumple-stilt skin. I never got to. I think I played maybe the demo. I think I did too. Yeah.

I played the first, they did the Game of Thrones thing. I don't think it was as bad as people were saying. Right. Because it was adjacent to the Red Wedding. People know what that is. So basically it was taking place around like probably one of the significant moments in that series. Did you stop the Red Wedding from happening? No.

You know, you're not. You're not a major character. No, but like you do like say you kind of, you start. getting the feeling you know what's happening and then you hear the music and stuff and like oh shit it's happening right now you run into surcing she's being a cunt like it's it's it's it was i enjoy if i enjoyed it as a game of thrones fan but i also understand a lot of people like this is super underwhelming i feel like i remember that game being broken a little bit like like like very broken at the time it probably was so that's that's probably probably didn't know i haven't

played the final season of the walking dead i've had it for since it came out i heard it's really sad i think i've only played the first season really really really really really sad. It's like very sad. I'm um, I mean, I played all of them until that one because they had problems. They didn't finish it at first. That's right. Yeah. And then I guess it was I don't, whatever. They released the whole thing. Is Telltale back now? Did they get rid of it? Then it came back? I don't remember. I think that I remember we covered it on sacred. I think they shut down and then like a core group of people from the original started up again. But I don't know what's going on with them. I have no clue. I don't know. I also don't care really.

I love tell tell tell To me that was such a I was having a significant other I would tell people those are games used to play together Oh for sure yeah Those are the games You know that guy

Actually I think Probably Do you know that guy on a On a TikTok and probably Instagram And elsewhere But like he does like He does perfect impressions Of like tail tail animations

No Dude I've seen I don't know I wish I could remember If you look up The gist of what I'm saying You'll find it But like it's this dude

who like, it's like, uh, when your friend dies, but you're in a telltale game or whatever. And it's just like, it's like the, it's like the most perfect. It's like that's so accurate. It's insane. Like, because they are like really awkward and stiff. It's the only problem I have with those games really. There's a moment where, uh, I think this is in the first game where you're in like a, you're in a motel.

You're in a motel and there's a part where if you go all the way forward and then press like diagonal on the stick, you'll, like, you'll be stuck in a certain animation, but you're still moving left until, you know, you hit the part where it does it. It's the animation itself, like going upstairs. I'm pretty sure I have a video of it where I'm just drifting. And it reminds of like, like, I was like, I need to put Jamara Kwai music over it or something. It's so fucking funny, dude. I mean, you could, I don't know. It's so, you'll find it if you look it up. I can't, that's, because that's some, like, freebooted clip from his channel. I don't know what his real channel is.

But the animations of that game were pretty real. I love it. I love season, season one made me really sad. I remember playing through it. I was like, oh, man, this is like a really sad ending. I think his Lee was a pretty decent guy. Lee was awesome. That's what sucks the most.

He was like a decent dude. He was that guy. He's the, he's the voice, the Old Spice commercials. That's him? Yeah, though. Really? I'm on a horse. That's him.

Oh, really? I didn't know that was him. Oh, I had no idea. that's crazy. Did you see that interview with Charlie Cox where he's the Nobel Claire

where he has no idea? Huh? So basically somebody I think he was at like some con or something Charlie Cox obviously Daredevil beloved and he was at this con

and somebody I guess asked him a question about or congratulated him on Claire obscure and he goes like Hey like I listen I just want to make this clear I feel like a total fraud

because like I I don't know anything about it my agent called me and said you want to do a voiceover I was in the booth for like four hours. And then like I forgot about it and then people are now telling like congratulating me and I just want to make sure like I'm happy for the team. I'm happy that it's doing great. I have,

but I feel like a fraud. I don't want to lie to you and pretend like, you know, but like it's crazy to be that he was in the booth for four hours. I guess that makes sense. I think it makes sense. It could be just a day. A day. A day is probably more accurate. Four hours is because he's not in the game very much. No, but well. Whatever. No. Whatever. Whatever.

You fucking dumb ass. Whatever. It's the... Whatever. Whatever. Never mind. But yeah, yeah. I think it makes sense. It's fucking six.

The IQ, motherfucker. It does. Dude, I don't care. That games been up for months already. Oh, you're so gay. It's been clinically acclaimed and people are like, hey, whatever. This is a great game. If you don't, like, I don't, I'm sorry, man.

I'm never going to give a fuck about spoilers. You're so lame and gay and gay and gay. I'm just never going to care. I think you're fired. I think, yeah, I think you are fired. All right, well, you know, rain it all in, I guess, guys. Listen, sir. No, we'll just get Jalen's.

Look, the idea is, what the idea is, I know you don't care, but others do. So that's, that's all. Instead of just thinking about yourself, you think about. He did it's impossible for him. I refuse to. I refuse to. I go out of my way. I go to my way not to care about me.

I'm tired of considering people. They're dumb. Everybody's less than me. Everybody. Everybody's less than me. Let me ask. Let me ask, let me ask this of, can I just put out a, just a quick ask, right? Ethan Klein, please sue Kingston.

He's going to win nothing. He watched. He's going to win nothing. He's going to be like, please sue Kingston. He's going to be watching his entire content nuke without any commentary. I swear to God, I've watched genuinely maybe fourth. I have, I've watched Frememies more than I've watched anything with Ethan by himself. That's crazy.

Because I think Frenemones is entertaining because St. It's so wild. But, I mean, I. Look, I understand what you're saying could not. I can't watch ETHI because I just don't care. I understand what you're saying. Wow. Okay.

I'm, I'm a little surprised by that. I respect him. I respect him. I respect. Well, I used to respect him for like the shit he would talk about. He would be like in defense of a lot of smaller creators once about that time. And I'm like, that's a, that seems like a cool guy. Yeah.

Regardless, even, I think you do a great job if you just sued him. Just quite frankly. Just to teach him something. Add another one on to your hit list. Be the same. I'm assuming. Like for what? I don't know.

Just. whatever. I'll figure it out. I'll see you for an decent exposure. Like, that's crazy. You're not the state. Have fun doing that. Can you sue somebody for indecent exposure? I don't think you can. It has to be like a directed sexual like miscommon towards you. Right. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about

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he chose, I guess. Who's the... Do you remember? I know two of them. There's the other one that everyone's like, who fuck's that guy? It's Denims, Frogan, and Casey Tron.

Yeah, who's Casey Tron? I have to know, I mean, I don't know. I follow her, I think, but like, it's, it's like, you know. Yeah. Do you follow people because they're around? Okay.

I don't know anything about Casey Tron at all. Yeah, so it is interesting. I wonder what Casey Tron did to Ethan, I guess, for him to want to specifically target her. Well, in the video that he put out, he said specifically, like, he showed exactly what it was, which was that these three in particular, watch the entire thing with the direct stated intent to steal views from the video. Like they said, come watch this if you don't want to support this video.

Watch it through me, which is intent technically to steal, which is like, oh, sure. Sure. That's rough. That's rough because I think he's probably going to win that. So I was talking to Kingston a little bit before that. Because I was like Ethan's, there is his case is pretty solid. The thing that was annoying, well, I guess let me address what I was talking with you about was the only thing that I have a, where he may have some pushback, especially because a judge is probably, there's probably not going to be any jury that's going to decide on it's going to be a judge. Sure. And a judge might think, okay, there's a significant amount of evidence of you not giving a fuck about people freebooting your stuff.

As a matter of fact, you wanted people to start their own channels and take all your stuff and re whatever, repurpose it on YouTube and make careers out of it like Hassan. He thought like, oh, man, that's a great idea. As a matter of fact, I, Ethan said you can do this with my content. And he was mad that it wasn't able to do it on YouTube proper because he's only on YouTube. He's not on Twitch. Hassan stuff is on Twitch and then you can take it to YouTube. And so he wanted that. And so the idea that there might be some pushback with the judge because this is going to be like a moral decision of like, all right, technically what they did was wrong.

But you don't care about this and your intent is to hurt and it doesn't actually, you don't actually care about them stealing views from you. So me making the decision as a judge, that's the part where it's like, well, it might not be perfect. It might not be completely concrete because of that. It's one of those things where it's like, it's very clear it's a vendetta and also... It is very clear that it's like, yeah, I feel weird about it because I think the motivation behind it is clearly like petty and dumb. Yeah. And it's very clearly like, I don't know, he's just, he's just tripping. Clearly.

100%. But I really do. I've hated the freebooting shit for a long time. And like the entire like, oh, the Twitch meta of just like XQC and even Hassan, just sitting there like, yeah, I'm just going to play the video while I walk away. Pisses me off to like a degree that I like, I don't even think it's rational. Oh, sure. But it really bothers the hell out of me.

So while I don't think this is like, I just don't see, I, wrong messenger. Sorry. Yeah, absolutely like, one billion percent. The people that, I'm going to be completely honest, this is just from my opinion, you know, like, the people that I've seen be like, yeah, but fuck them. I'm like, if it was anybody else, Ethan doesn't care about this. Sure. I don't, I don't like, it's like say when Ethan Ralph and his kin a long time ago, we're trying to donate to some Jewish charity. Right.

And I'm like, no. Like, no. Like, I'm sorry. I just, I can't fucking be on board even though they're doing something good, but they're doing it maliciously because they're all fucking race and trying to pretend. I'm not saying I'm on board with it, but I don't necessarily. You're 1,000% right about like, because even Ethan and Hassan, it was actually because I started watching leftovers the podcast where, and I, that was the one time I spoke to Hassan at the creator clash and I said, hey, tell him to let you speak more because he's fucking being annoying. Because Ethan, you try to get, I started to actually hear Hassan and I'm like, oh, he's not as stupid as I normally thought. Because when you just get the little clips, like this guy's the dumbest, angriest piece of shit.

As. I said as. Yeah, yeah. he's not as dumb as I thought. I want to hear him longer in a long form thing, but then Ethan would kind of try to, you know, cut. And he had like a beats and things that he wanted to stay focused on. And then he wouldn't want to deviate and you wanted to get in his jokes and stuff.

So, long story short, they had that whole contention on the podcast about, hey, uh, Hassan, what's up with you just fucking leaving the room and now a chair streaming? And he's like,

he understands how bad it is, but also you can tell in that moment he's like he's not going to stop doing it this piece of shit yeah he's not going to stop because he won't there at no point was he like yeah i really should stop doing it i was like you fucking asshole you know the few this is no joke this is no joke the first time i honestly went out of my way to actually watch a sahn clip because i want to let me be objective about something sure he gets up in two seconds i mean i couldn't believe it was the first thing i watched i know yeah i clicked on it a little bit litter of shit. And I'm, and then, uh, I'm like, what the fuck, man? Like, I'm not here for

that video. Like, I want to hear that, you know, right. Yeah. It's weird that I'm like, I think what he said, and I don't remember if I remember this or maybe I made this up, that he's afraid that if he pauses a bunch of people are going to leave. Okay. Like, that's what I'm saying. What a crazy asshole to be like, oh, you're so afraid that your viewer is going to dip enough because they're not being entertained properly. Look, I don't, I don't agree with that. Isn't it just an opportunity for people, other people to get up also? And to take a fucking break?

It is, it is. But streaming is so stupid and incorrectly gratifying. I can tell you this. That's what you have. Like I don't have to. I have gotten up many times. That is true, Chris. But you have to understand at the same level of stream.

Like not even in the same. No, but that's what I'm saying. I think it's the worst. That's what I'm saying. Like he doesn't have to worry about. He's fine. He's so. Rich. I agree that it's still stupid. Like, I'm not for that. Like, don't, like, don't, like, don't sit down and watch someone's video. Like, that's crazy. Like, I agree. Like, just don't sit down and watch someone else's content. Especially if you're not super critical of it and, like, pausing it. Like, at least pause it. Like, at least pause. And go do your thing. Literally do it the way that we did it. We made videos. We would go through the video and then. Well, it's streaming. That's the dumb part. It's streaming. You can do the same thing. It's just in real time. Yeah, I understand. It's like, um, I understand. I understand. Um, it's like, um, I understand.

I made a bunch of, as they call them Vods, right, videos on demand. Doing the, I wasn't streaming, but I went through an entire video that was like 10, 13 minutes or whatever. And the video becomes like fucking 30, 40 minutes long because I'm pausing and giving my stuff the whole time. I'm like, wow, it's a lot of content. And then I end up just not uploading it afterwards. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but you know. Look, I agree 100%.

Like, don't just don't do that. And I think that that era was really annoying. Remember there was an era where there was like a bunch of black people watching, reacting to shit? And I was like, what happened? Where do all the black react channels spawn from? Like what was,

it was like, it was like, it was like, why are there so many black people reacting? You know, why? Well, the niggas are notorious for like,

like, like, like crafty. Like so once, once they, once they figure, I don't like that he said that. I don't like,

I think crafty is not, I know, I know you mean. It's the least negative way to say, no, no, I think it's actually, no,

I think, to me, I, I think I love this about, about, I love this about certain communities where they see something like a, oh man, this is almost like a cheat code. This is almost like easy money, a way to just do almost nothing. And then it's kind of like a why not do this thing, especially when it comes to like the shit that, you know, if you want to argue, not get into it, but it's like things that we're owed that we

haven't gotten things. We're taking it. Like, might as well, might as well cheat the system in a way that because it's just not, there's an imbalance. So I don't. I don't like it, the content per se, but when I see like the wave of, oh my God, you know, I'm seeing this dude fucking sitting around with this popsicle and then like, you know, it's a SpongeBob thing. Yeah. That video is classic. Inwards. That is a classic. The podcasticle is so integral to that video.

It's crazy. Because it's jovial. It's like it's such a little happy go lucky moment that turns into racism. And it's like, this is perfect. I've never even seen beyond that point. I never care to see beyond that point. It's like, this is perfect. No, that's, that's, that point is the art.

Yeah. That, that one segment is the art. That, that was good. Everything else was probably him sitting around, not doing shit, but like, moments like that are nice. But again, I'm not condoning it because I know it's still dog shit. We've been shitting on this for so long. Yeah.

And it bothered me that it became normal at it. Like, it used to be like a thing you didn't do. Yeah. Obviously, because you get laughed out of the room. And then it just kind of became like, oh, this is just how it works. And I just remember being. like, what? I think I made a video about it too. And I was just like, this is genuinely

fucking insane. And I think it's, and I think it's ultimately the different relationship that like a streamer has to their content versus a YouTuber. Where it's just like if you spend time making something, you've made something. And at the point when it's done, that's when it matters. Whereas like a stream,

when you're done with a stream, it no longer matters. And so they don't, of course they don't care if their content is stolen and like thrown all over the place. because it didn't take much to make and when it's done it's already irrelevant. Because like now is about the next stream tomorrow

or whatever. What am I gonna free boot next? Streaming is the so I don't know. The correlation with gratification of streaming is so fucking insane. I've had that. I'm sorry.

That choose to absorb it. They clearly have tentations that are barely even real things you know. They're like jingling kids in front of a kid like kind of like interaction. With some of them for sure.

It is kind of back. I think a lot of streams are background noise. I think a lot of them are. Well, what's the difference between that and this? Well, you know what I mean? We're just talking. Well, I agree, right? We agree with this conversation.

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Like, I can't, we can't watch Let's plays, really, you know? We can watch a comedic thing happening via Let's Play. Like, it's a device that gets at a comedy. I could watch a highlight thing. I watch a highlight thing, but that's different between watching a whole lex. A highlight of a let's play I could watch. Yeah, I could only watch it.

It has to be something funny. It has to be something in tandem with it, you know? I think inside gaming used to do a good job with that. Yeah. Yeah, they were fun because they would just riff. It would be like Mystery Science Theater 3000. If it's more like a podcast than like a actual about the stream. Because if I can do it like you're saying, like you're saying, like you're saying,

if I can do it like which if you're just streaming a game, if I can play it, I'm not going to watch it. But somebody's doing something impossible. Like I'm watching that dude. do like the oh all gales in dark souls three every every enemy is the the final boss of the ring city dlc and so of course i'm going to watch that because that's something that i would never do you know so it's just watching this guy die thousands of times over a year to finally complete it and that was really fun for me but i'm not going to watch somebody just play dark souls like what the fuck i can do that that's stupid it's that's what i think about like i think about like oh this is something

i like because i watching someone's stream, even like things I watch, like, I love critical role, right? But I got to the point was like, I don't really need to watch critical role. I can listen to this. Sure. Oh, of course. Yeah. I can listen to this.

You know, I don't need to watch this. I don't need to sit down and watch someone do this. Well, there's a lot of people that watch streamers, they're watching it, you know, they've created that like connection where like, oh, I just want to see this person live this. And it's like, that's not what I can. My brain doesn't work like that. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a, there's a one point that I want to bring up that a lot of creators talk about when it comes to their consa getting freebooted. A lot of them, like they understand that, yeah, they're like, oh, yeah, that's kind of stupid. But also a lot of them do see some sort of growth when a big channel does that. Sure. So they have, this is the thing that I've seen a lot of people say. They're not like, I'm not advocating for it, but I have seen a significant growth where it kind of helped the algorithm kind of help me boosted.

because some people started to search their names and whatever like that. So the one thing that I wanted to bring up is I think culturally things would be much less fucked up. If just call to action of telling the people that are watching you, like if you're a big streamer, to go to that channel, like the video, subscribe, whatever, tell them to do the thing. Yeah. At least imagine them getting the view before they watch now through. Hassan's lens or whomever. So it's like if you, if somebody say not everybody's going to do it, but a significant

portion of their audience will just two seconds, go fucking get the video, hit like on it and then go back to watching the stream. Famously so commentators don't do shit like that. They don't. That's the thing. Famously so commentators like that's the thing. They're the worst shade of content creation. Imagine if that was promoted.

Say, you know, What Ethan's doing, I don't know if it's going to change the culture at all. What do you be like, hey? Like, what do you think? I don't know. I mean, I don't really know. The guidelines that he set are pretty specific. Yes.

It's easy to avoid to. Because the people that he's suing specifically like verbatim said vocally in the stream, watch this to not support this. Sure. Which is a step beyond. even just watching. Even if you just watch the whole thing and barely reacted and you didn't say that, that's a level of like to not go that far, I think it's like, because I don't know many people who are doing that. You know what I mean? I don't know many people who are watching a video in the

entirety of its, for the entirety of its length on stream and being like verbally like, hey, don't support this video that I'm watching. You know what I mean? That's like 0.1, 1.1. like 0.000.001% of reaction streams probably. For me, it's straight up optics, man. This is the optics of computers. Well, here's, that's all the system is like,

this is the, this is the unfortunate, this is also the unfortunate lens of this, is that like, look, unfortunately, you have a large Jewish creator utilizing,

utilizing lawyers to stifle criticism. He didn't do this purpose. During the, during a particularly contentious, let's say time. in as far as as, I don't know, Jewish reputation.

I don't know. Interesting choice. Very interesting. Brother. I'm like, I don't know. For the love of God, I just want somebody in his camp

to beg and plead with him. Like, dude, please. Relax. You don't know what this. What is going through your head? Do you, because to me there's a little bit of, he did have a little bit of self-reveller.

reflection a little bit. When he's like, oh, the clear thing he, like he even said in his content nuke, like this new thing, he's trying to act like he was playing 40 chess. No, he wasn't. Yeah, no, I don't believe that. That's, no, if anyone believes that Jesus, good luck with your life. If he did, if he did, that's wildly insidious. I think, I think, I think, based on what I know about just making content, you don't

put that much time into a video that long. no with just this bait you know like he made it work then that's such a waste of time he didn't well that's that's kind of the thing too it doesn't even need to be that long yeah it doesn't need to be that long it could have been a 10 fucking minute video yeah yeah it could have been it could have been any it would have made it way easier to bait people if it was significantly shorter the the thing is right he he said his intent in the in the in the beginning of the video and in the end of the video sure he's he wanted people to be uh Hassan to be remembered as the same as like an Alex Jones

or something that he's fringe and he's crazy and he should be de-platformed that was his purpose it didn't work at all he went insane

like if it worked you wouldn't have this other video no fucking way he would have been touchdown dances he would have been like I fucking did it I fucking did it

I got rid of his son even though it's still a personal vendetta he doesn't believe that his politics or as fringe as Alex Jones I know he doesn't actually believe that

because he had a fucking podcast with him for dozens of episodes and he claimed to be like oh I only found out about the shit at the very end I'm like no

you've Hassan's been very clear about all of this dumb fucking bullshit before he didn't say anything crazy like boil fucking people alive

or some shit and you're like holy shit I didn't know you actually felt this way you know but like whatever it's just

you can see that it's a personal vendetta and it's still kind of happening and when it didn't work and he realized a little self-reflection

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't fast-forward content. I'm usually fine. This time. I had to, you know, not fast-forward, times the speed, up the speed. My view of the whole thing is that I think he saw that it didn't work. He found a clever way to pivot, which I think is actually, it is a clever thing. It's a smart thing to do.

That's more or less what I was saying. And he focused on an issue that he knew that most people would agree with, at least on the face value of it, which is, see, if he just went after people who just reacted to it without that explicit intent laid out, that would have been egregious. Although I still probably wouldn't have cared that way. I don't think other people would have either. I think more people would have Than not, I guess Maybe Because it's like

That's such a niche thing Yeah, but it's the intent specifically to be like Watch this to not support this That like that makes the beyond guilty Enough to sue though Like it just doesn't Yeah, that's I mean that's the statute I mean that's the statute

But who the fuck sues for shit like that? I know yeah Well That's the that's the that's No but that's the whole To me that's the whole point It's kind of like Matt Haas where it's like

Jesus Christ, brother. Even if you were in the right, what the fuck's the wrong? What's wrong with you? I agree. It's a silly. So it's like, that's why it felt like Matt Haas

killed Ethan and wore his skin. Oh my God, it's him. It's Matt Haas the whole time. That's crazy. And he's like revenge, boy. Now everybody's going to know you as the fucking lawsuit guy. Oh my God. That's crazy.

That's why his tics are getting worse because Ethan is trying to fight his way back. It's like, it's like Venom. It's like Eddie trying to. It doesn't look good, man. Whatever, man. We'll see how it goes.

He's probably going to win it, but like, whatever. I'm, I'm on the fence. And to be fair, like, I think it'll be like a settlement where he's just going to be like, you got to make an apology video or something. That's crazy. Or like, you got to wear like, an I'm sorry shirt for like three months or whatever. I'd rather go to jail. If he actually, I can't believe he's this. It'd be funny.

It'd be funny to him to do that. Because my biggest thing is that, my biggest thing is I don't apologize if I don't mean it. because for so long I apologize without like just trying to make me feel better and now I just don't do that. I think that's like if I don't feel bad about something I just refuse to apologize now. It's a really hard being in a relationship having that stance. I think it's preferable like I don't like if somebody were to give me a fake apology. I don't want it. Yeah.

It's more or less I've got to the point where I apologize for inconveniencing you but not apologizing for what I said exactly. Wait. Do you have any examples in your head? I love this. Like there are times where like we're like. I'm like, I'm sorry that I made you upset, Lily, but what you're upset for is fucking stupid, and I don't apologize for that. I apologize that I made you go from a place of not upset to upset. But what I did, I'm not apologizing for because the fact you're upset about that is stupid.

I wish I had context of like what. I'm trying to remember one of them. Like one of them. Because like, it's like, I want to know if you actually said something actually fucked up and it's crazy that you don't apologize for. I'm pretty, I'm pretty good at that tip tolling on people's emotions. I'm pretty good at doing that. Yeah. But the problem is that when you make it my problem and you try to like aim it at me,

I'm like, dude, suck a dick. I didn't do this to you. Like, get out of my face. You tell her that specifically. I famously so do not bring my emotional problems to anybody else. That is my problem. I keep it here. So if someone's like, oh my God, what you said really hurt my feelings is like,

you know I didn't intend to hurt your feelings. Why would I try to do that? And you're like, because you just said something that really made me sad. I'm like, dude, take your own life. I don't give a fuck about you being upset about that. grow up, there are people being bombed right now. It's bigger than you. You sound like you just absorb manisphere content.

No, I don't. I don't. I'm just really, I've grown up apologizing a lot to people that didn't deserve apologies. And then I validate some further to expect it from other people, which is not fair. I guess. Is this not fair to everybody? It's like, I'm just creating a worst person because I'm trying to cultivate them. So, yeah.

Like, if I feel like it sounds really dickish, but it's like. As long as you, if you feel like you, that's a difficult one man without context It is it is It is a context I think but like if I'm wrong It's like oh no

I'm that was wrong Right and that's the thing It's like oh if you if you actually feel you're wrong But it's just like from the outside perspective I'm like damn I wonder I would love to know like There was like a few days ago You were like

You were like play fighting and she like Grab my shirt and ringed it too far And I was like oh it's my queen shirt I love this shirt So I got mad And I just went out there And I just ripped her shirt Like I just grabbed the hem of it

And ripped it right that was wrong of me that was letting my intrusive thoughts win and I was like yo I'm mad sorry about that I'm bad sorry about that See that actually sounds completely justifiable to me Well no because her attention wasn't to rip my shirt

My intention was just to rip her shirt Yeah but like if you If you hit somebody with your car by accident You've still hit somebody with your car Yeah but it's not an eye for an eye thing though That means you have to be You have to hit that person That's not an eye for we're not in that messalbatamian place

I've got the name of that guy. Are you sure? If it still works, if your car still works after being hit, you need to get loose. And then this logic. Oh, I'm right. I'm right. You'd get out the T-bone to get into your car. And then you just T-bone that.

The punishment should fit the ground. To be honest, like, I don't know, man. Like, I didn't intend to rip your shirt or whatever. Well, no, I understand. No, no, I understand. But, like, part of me is like when that kind of thing happens where it's like, oh, I didn't intend to do this mistake. But you look at the mistake and you're like, how do you even do that? Without the intent to do it.

Like there's part of me where I'm like, how do you? I've seen people make mistakes where I'm like, how do you not do that? How is it how is that not an intentional? Chris, think of it like this. There are sometimes that people are like hanging out and like laughing something like that and like you're tickling somebody and they hit you, right? They're tickling something to hit you. They might make you bleed. So your instance back is like, oh, you made me bleed, bro.

Your turn. And you go and you pop them in there and let them make them bleed. Like no. Have a scar from that. What are you talking about? Very scenario. Lily scratched my face like right over here where my beard is. And it's like actually a car on my face.

And I was just like, I'm not going to cut you back. You clearly didn't do that on purpose. But I couldn't just like, oh, sorry, Lil. Hold her down, get a blade. Ye old Bible. I guess we disagree. We disagree fundamentally. It's, I for an eye.

It feels really dickish when I do that because my instinct is like, no, make people feel better. I apologize. But I'm like, I can't. I can't apologize when I don't feel bad. You're actively trying to fight the good person in you. It's not a good person. It's someone that's that's, that's, Too more focused on making people feel better than standing on what I believe in.

Do you really believe in? Yeah, I do. You shouldn't apologize when you don't mean it. Because then when you apologize, it means less. I guess. I don't know. I haven't apologized ever. He's a sociopath.

There's a difference, you see? Ever. Hey, that's cool, though. Anyway. I fuck for that. It's really funny. Fuck. I was moving on the questions.

I was hurt. Yeah, we're one of the question. Yeah, we, we, we, we, everything else is dumb. Want to make some good time. Yeah, everything else is just like, oh. I'll make sure this I go. We bombed. Okay, she won NBA.

They went yesterday. I saw it. Good, good game, even though Hallie's Achilles exploded. That sucked. Oh, somebody's fucking heel explode? Yeah, his heel exploded. Like, he was actually doing,

the face of Indiana Pacers. He was like, yeah. They're overplaying it. I'm fucking, he got three. Well, that's, dude, that's the league in general. Oh, yeah. The league is significantly faster now. So everyone's fucking their Achilles up.

How do you break your fucking heel just by fucking running around with a ball, dude? It's fucking embarrassing. Because you're running too hard too often. Big plusies. They're playing 82 games a year, which is too much. They won't do it because they make so much money.

You know, like ticket sales, everything, viewership, TV deals. 82 games is fucking insane for that type of baseball. Playing 130,000 games makes sense because they're just standing around. But fucking basketball,

they're running the entire court nonstop for 82 fucking games. It's crazy. It just seems like whatever. Like we're built to run. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

We definitely, our knees are so fucking well designed. Our ankles. Our Achilles are hamstrings. Our wonderful intelligent designer made us so capable of running a lot. We're not supposed to run. I'm also run distances. Let's have good distance running.

Not like running all the time. Well, we're pretty good runners is what I'm saying. Compared to what? Compared to like, I don't know, like a fucking worm. Oh, can I ask you this? Yeah, what are you? Worm news? No, no, I just wanted to...

I posed this question. We were at a bar recently with like a bunch of people and I pose this question and like, I feel like I have a winner here, right? Okay? If you had the option,

like let's say I gave you, let's say I was a genie, but I can only grant you one wish. You could take it or leave it, right? This is the wish. Or this is the magic that I would imbue upon you. You can either not take this

gift, right? You can either not take this power or have it. The power is the souls of your feet are worm bellies. Mm-hmm. Or the stomach of a worm, basically, or like the belly of a worm. Yeah. Would you take it? Or not? Yeah, or not. This is the only two options. What the fuck are you talking about? You wouldn't take it? Would you not have, would you not want the bought the souls of your feet to be worm bellies. Is this some dumbass trick thing where like it turns out that worms bellies are fucking super hardened and make you run faster or something?

No, no, I'm earnestly asking questions. Is it fucking a dune books? I don't know how you didn't get knocked out in that bar. That's all I know. So listen. Because here's what I'm thinking, right? Because you could stand flat on a surface, not move your legs,

but still move forward. And that's kind of a neat little thing. Like the airport. Yeah, kind of, but it's like your little feet doing it. I think I would take it.

In what, how you, how fast can you go? Like worm fast? Yeah, so that's not a, that's enough. It's a cool little trick,

but I'd rather just wear helies, man. I'd rather just buy some of these. But to be able to do that too. Like that's just an overall like a minus, you know. I'm taking it.

Okay. I'm taking it because like I think there's no downside. How often do your, the soul's your feet come into play in any other context other than just being, planting yourself firmly on the ground? That's true. But like how often would it be worse to have your worm tummy feet on the ground instead of just shoes? Well, they're built for the ground. When you put on, when you put on pants, like when you had to put on socks. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with Farmer

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23,

this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. near you. In places, your feet are going to get all sticky and gross on the socks. No, man, don't worry about that.

I'll go now. I'll go no. Thank you for, thank you for, thank you for the next. I'm taking it. I imagine. I want to inch towards people like really slowly and menacingly without moving my legs at all. Oh. I think it's a fun little thing. That's so cool. I feel like that level of menacing. That's no intimidation right there. You're like, oh, you're coming towards me slowly. I'm going to throw something at you and make you run around. So what you are is useless. What was the other thing? It was like Lego, Lego, Lego hands or Powerpuff Girl hands? Yeah.

The owner of the owner of the bar came in when we were talking about that I think he said he said Power Pop Girl hands. There's only one answer it's PowerPuff Girl hands obviously.

They are better but like I like the aesthetic of a Lego hand. I think I would rather do a Lego hand so I can't grab something. Well the power that's the thing is like the Power Popper girl hands

just inexplicably do grab things. So okay so we They get the rules of their universe and we get the hands You get the rules of their hands Yeah What's the rules of the Lego universe hands they get fall off

and put them back on I guess Although technically the rules of the Lego universe does imply that they could also pick up anything as well. Yeah. So like it's kind of... They pick up only anything that is shaped like the things that they need. I think aesthetically I'd go for the Lego. That's what I'm saying.

The aesthetic of this is hilarious to me. I'd rather, I don't want to have just like a... Like a no. It looks like a fucking dick. I like the idea that the space it exists in is better. Like the... Like the... That's weird.

But like I like the idea. that exists in one space you're like, oh, what's going on and you dab somebody up and you can feel fingers. It's gross. Oh, you're like phantom? And it's like, you're scared.

Like, come on, what am I doing? No, no, they work as if other regular hands. I guess, yeah, see, that's weird. So like I'd pick it up and be holding it like this. And you'd be like, what the fuck is going on? That is gross to imagine. Sorry. Anyway, we're going to reset.

We're going to read some questions given to us. Not all questions, some statements, some suggestions, some stories, whatever. Over on the submissions page or the submissions thread at patreon.com slash the snark tank. Remember, you can go over there and ask us a question. Get into the show. You can also go to the $25 tier, get your name right at the end of the show, and make me say all sorts of terrible shit that I don't want to say and ruin my future political aspirations, of which I'm sure I have many. Wait, guys, I had an idea.

Wait, wait. Oh, God. If you can choose one robot's hands, who will you choose? Oh, um. One robotic character. One character of robotic hands. Oh, okay. So it doesn't have to be a robot.

It could be a person with a robotic hand. Yeah. Yo, punish Venom Snake's hand is fucking crazy. Yeah. It's such a plot device hand. That's why it's not everything. The way when you folk room people and you're like, that guy is dead. That guy is so dead.

I love the rocket hand. They move so slow. It's ridiculous I guess in that That's the first one that came to mind anyway In that instance I would just upgrade that They'd just get Genos's hands

Oh Genos's hands For that Yeah from that I would get I would get I don't know What's Megamand 2

I think the hand He can just grab people And holds them up And then you just throw him I think it's gutmans Or whatever Guts man's like super powerful Yeah

I would get his hands Because I feel like The things I could do With those hands Would be so dangerous because he picks up full-sized like boulders with them and he's like,

he-ha-ha-ha-ha-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hitches them. Yeah. So I would do that and I would grab people and I'd be like, I could really a little bit of a little bit of a squeeze. I could pop you. So you would just threaten a pop people? Yeah, I'll grab the ground.

I'll be like, what can do to the floor and I'll just turn the ground into like a little snowball-esque thing and I can do that to you. Very cool. Well, Kingston, that was a really good question. I really got to hand it to you. You see?

Nice. We're going to read the questions now. Googling what is a blumpkin at work. Nice. You're fired. You're fired. No blumpkins in the office. Only in the mess hall.

Getting a blumkin at work is a fucking mess hall. Getting a blumkin at work is crazy, dude. I mean, getting a blumpkin period is pretty insane. Yeah. Getting a blumkin in general is pretty wild, but getting a blumkin at work is definitely even crazy. What is the craziest place to get a blumkin outside of church? A fucking porno potty anywhere. A porta potty?

I feel like it's the only place that that happens. A construction site portopati. A construction. A constructed blumpy is crazy, dude. Dude, that's, there's the resolve we have to have to. You hear it all that noise. Get fucking erect. Smelling that fucking.

Waste. Dude, every. That's, uh, Krillin's dude. It's constructo blump. How does that work? I don't know. You just fucking manifest a toilet and shits. And 18 sucks his dick

I guess And he's like, Z-ZZ He's like, yeah I'm gonna marry this bitch Yeah Yeah 18 yeah

18 yeah Yeah That's not any sense At all Crilling gets so much shit But he's actually the realest one there I think I think

I think Krillin is like one of the Like probably the toughest one there But everyone shits on it Because he's kind of a regular guy Because he gets killed every fucking episode. He's only been killed twice, I think. I think if I remember Quately he's been killed in every episode.

Oh, interesting. Every, he gets shot on a lot. How many episodes of Dragon Balls together like 400 or something? Altogether, there's a lot. There's enough. With every cannon, there's a lot. And he dies in all of them. That means.

Krillin, we need to prepare for rats. It's, uh, it's, uh, he dies and they wish him back in every episode of the show. including the 14 or 15 or 20 episodes in which Goku and Freezer are just yelling at each other, powering up and shit. I love. In the B story of those episodes is Krillen dying and getting wished back. I love the idea of beating the dragon and being like, hey, dragon, I wish that I can always wish to bring Krillin back. And he's like, well, no, you can't do it.

Why can you do that? I don't know, because I feel like he would just not let you do that. But like, why not? For plot convenience But why? What is bringing Quillan back going to do to destroy the plots? Quillan. Quillan.

Quillan. You fucking asshole. What is Quillan going to do? What is he going to do? I'd be like, I can do that. Are you sure it's like, yes. I want that to be one of the wishes. I would, I would rather lose a wish.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Uh, just want my eggs. I'm going to go away. I guess

fine I would wish it's gonna come back I hope you know that it's just a temporary you might as well just got a cream fucking just like a lotion

just comes you drown it this wish for a cure for axioma instead of your exima goes away because you're fucking dead yeah that's like a genie

like a fucking evil ass the monkey paw yeah yeah it's like I wish my I wish my legs worked and then your leg's fucking detach from you and go work at

CBS. You're like, what the fuck? You die. Oh, fuck. We got to do a question. Yeah, we were going to get sidetrack. We're Googling what is a Blumpkin at work wrote in. He said, John Bernthal's Punisher and Spider-Man 4 be like, I'm a better spider than you, man.

Nice. So he's going to be in it, I guess. I don't know how that's going to even remotely work. I haven't seen what the hell is run. I saw something about it, but I was like, I don't, this is true? I think it's pretty confirmed at this point that like, yeah, the puncher is going to involved or I don't know if he's going to be in the movie or what the fuck but like for what is the I don't have any uh John Bernthal's Punisher uh is going to be presumably

a part of the new the next Spider-Man movie okay and uh which you know presumes you would you would assume that punishers in the movie I can't imagine how that would even function because those are not those characters should not interact they have constantly no I'm not saying those versions I'm not saying holistically I'm saying, yeah, their live action counterports don't make sense next to each other. I mean, they're all in the same place. I don't know, man.

I just, I think, I think. It's not the, it's not the, it's not the shocker showing up and Punisher just shoots him. Like, what are you going to? Yeah. What's not even the, how would, how would. Punisher help? This, wow.

What, like, I don't understand, like, what's going to happen there. Well, he doesn't even have like the fucking battle van or anything. It's not going to really. I don't know, man. I feel like that thing was the only thing that had him contend with like, fucking these crazy. Meta-Human-type thing I think have

Battlevan I think having It basically It was like Batman's utility belt Like times 20 But a car It was a van With like crazy amounts of weapons

It just has like everything It's a battle van I need this thing And then it just shows up It does crazy shit The Battlevan Is it called a battle van If I remember correctly

It's called a battle van Unless I just made that up Is it called a Battlevan? I don't remember I think it's called Battlevan But maybe I made that up But I just

If it is Battlevan That's awesome I read Marvel Knights Punishers. So I know him killing like sex traffickers and like sex pests. Right. I don't know about it. I don't know what the battle. But that's the thing. It's like, can you imagine Tom Holland's Spider-Man making wisecracks at like pedophiles?

Yeah, it's called Battlevan. Oh, it is. No, you're right. Yeah. That is so funny. Battlevan is such an awesome. Yeah. He would talk to it like it like it's talking to fucking Oracle or something. Or a Batman Oracle.

I need to. Kit. Like Knight Rider. Yeah. Kit or fucking Jarvis. Jarvis. Oh, I got to. Battle man.

Someone destroyed it It's just a fucking It's like a really Derelict man I mean the battle van Appeared in Spider-Man He's in the animated series Well no also in the comics

It's first appearance You might be right Was in Spider-Man So I guess if anybody's first So back up Really? Well Punisher came Appeared first of Spider-Man

I didn't know that I didn't I guess it makes sense Where else what you appear at? I just didn't I just didn't I never thought about I never thought about Punisher's origins I mean there could have been like a

villain like Dr. Pedophile or something. Because the thing is that's like all of all of those New York characters. Yeah. Probably all came for Spider-Man. Okay. I just never, I never consider that. Maybe even a Daredevil.

Maybe in Daredevil sort of been Spider-Bad first. So like, so like Nick Fury and shit or was that fantastic before? Fury is Avengers, stuff like that. He put up in the Avengers. He put up in the Avengers. No, Captain America actually. Nick Fury and and Punisher have sex a lot.

Yeah, yeah. When did they first link up? Do you know? What came first? Captain America or the Avengers? Captain America. Quite a while. What are we doing?

Quite a while. What are we doing? I don't know. I don't know how that's going to work. I'm not even remotely interested in that, quite frankly. But I mean, I'm curious. Go fight Spider-Man, Battlevan. Fuck you, pitiful.

I like the idea of Spider-Man killing somebody, punch it being like, my nigga, you finally did it, huh? It felt good, right? Right. It felt good. Don't keep them alive, blue-red. No, you're also red. Oh.

No. It felt good. It felt good to killing somebody right. Didn't really deserve it. right it felt good taking law to your hands right tom hon is scream crying he's having a terrible time because he murdered somebody and hattercher's like yeah yeah he's just grunting looking at every single and spider man's just because that spider man hasn't really dealt with anybody that crazy no goblin yeah but that's well that was

The issue that I have with that is that it's not really his. He didn't get to really experience goblin. I mean, he got suplex by him, but, you know, I'm favorite. He got a speed run. Yeah, he got a goblin speed run to fighting late game goblin. And he was like, oh, man. Like, he wandered, he wandered up to the Green Goblin. He had that, like, the Gobble, Green Goblin's help bar showed up, and it had like a skull

next to it to show that you can't do any damage. Like in fucking borderlands with him. And it's like, hmm, interesting. Oh, he's, it's saying immune when I hit him in real life. That's curious. I know a lot of people who went to that borderlands event, by the way. Apparently, it's very good. The borderlands, like...

They had, like, a borderlands, like, event in L.A. My friend Max, who's, like, a... He does... I don't know if I should actually say... Maximilian? But, uh, Maximilian. Maximinian dude? Yes.

Oh, okay. I mean, he lives right by where I live. Oh, he does? Yeah, he lives right by where I live. Max million dude. Who the book is that? I know that is. He's like one of...

He's like the oldie, like, video game fight, like... enthusiast on YouTube, like the fighting side of the video game, enthusiasts. He's like, have you, like, run into him? Yeah.

Oh, that's funny. You should kill him. Why? He's such a positive force on the internet. That's crazy. Do you remember when he said the hard or an accident? Did he?

Did he read something? Did he read something and say it? He was playing that, that Ubisoft Night game. Remember what that game was called? Honor. For Honor. He was playing For Honor.

And he was fucking around with it. And he kept like making dumb little like moves, like the spin. Tinder and and then he went the chinder chagger dagger and he was like oh the chin and he was like oops It was just a little slip that is so funny gave a shit but it was fucking hilarious I love it for honor is hilarious because that is unfortunately So they like that game's pretty good like I remember playing it played it once it was fun it was good I didn't like capture my attention but like I like I was like this is good this is not for me though yeah but like the aesthetics of that game are so racist

Oh mind-bogglingly so Like I don't think most people who like it are But like the aesthetics are like so like You could see like a like a Nick Fuentes Like playing a fucking playing the cavalier night And being like yeah my white 200 hours in that game for sure Killing all the African warriors

Constantly They can't beat me Mountain Blade is another one of those games Yeah yeah Crusader Kings Yeah I actually don't know of this I've probably though I've heard Chris Air King's actually crazy

But yeah Borderlands looking good So that's kind of nice It's a lot of destiny Is it destiny? Apparently But it doesn't surprise me But it's like

It's destiny but like Apparently a little better Which makes sense I mean it's better Framework than what they had Originally in my personal opinion Yeah It looks good

I might I might grab it I'm probably I'm waiting for death stranding later tonight though Probably not Is this the clip Or how long is it Is he trying to like

recover after that that is he's trying to recover after the ninja dagger that is fucking awesome look I don't think that's obviously a slip up I don't think that's why it was like

no one tried to cancel it me which is it was just funny that also no one's watching that except people that are fans of him and they're probably like that's hilarious that's a good point that is funny

it was funny it was like anyway Derek's Netanyahu voice sounds like Sam Eagle from the what? It cuts off. Sam Eagle? Sam Eagle.

I don't know why. Wasn't that video of that like, fucking like porcelain, bald eagle having a little like that? Sam Eagle from the Muppets? Oh my God. I mean, you were on that? That's that big eagle.

That's that big eagle. I didn't know that was his name either. Me neither. He was like a president, but an eagle. Nick, I didn't sound like. this guy? Well, hold on.

In fairness, I don't know how many times that character has been recast. You know what I mean? Maybe I should find it wrong. Because modern Kermit doesn't sound like Kermit at all. It's actually insane. It sounds like a guy.

It's like, what's up? I'm Kermit. How you doing? I'm not even fucking joking. What are you saying? What do you mean what am I saying? You're saying that's what Kermit sounds like now? He may sound...

I'm not joking. He may not quite sound as anime. made it as Kermit used to sound, but it still sounds like that. Look up modern Kermit. He just sounds like, hey, what's up? It's me, Kermit. Welcome to the Muppets. He does not.

We're gonna, I hate you. We're gonna make a sequel. This is a pointless affair. This is real. I am Kermit the fraud. I'm exaggerating it severely. But like, but it also, but it. Disgusting.

Get away. Get away. I'm going to write to someone important and put a start. Okay. That one's more. That sounds more like what you were doing. Okay. I hear it.

I hear it. I apologize, sir. I hear it. Was Kermin? Kermit on Sesame Street at first, right? He was. No, no. No, what?

It's a Muppets. Yeah, it's a, they were never, because I feel like, I remember him on that. They actually were at, they actually were feudal it. It was like Israel Palestine

with the Muppets and Sesame Street. Yeah. I think so. Where Sesame Street was established, Sesame Street is the Israel. It's like, and the Muppets are Palestine. Yeah, it's obviously.

Where the Muppets were pushed out of Sesame Street. It's actually an allegory. It is actually an allegory. It is actually an allegory. Now that I think about it. Yeah. I'm not that you.

I wonder if with the right conviction I'm crazy I wonder if with the right conviction you could convince I don't know like if you were a film teacher you could convince a class that that was true You don't even have to be a film teacher You just be a guy

You gotta be a fucking YouTuber He's gotta be a guy You just gotta be a person make a video And have it sound convincing And well That would be my first A political video essay. I love that.

There's going to be... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating. chronic stomach aches. Like, I get a stomach ache every time that I eat.

And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating, Focinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Shit like that. An entire channel dedicated to bullshit allegory shit like that is fantastic. That's a lot of work also. It's way too much work. That's really creative, actually. You gotta have a team, dude. Yeah, you got to have a team, team.

It's a lot of work for like just dumb shit. That's fun though. You could just you could take that work and make cool shit. But instead of making dumb shit. Yeah, what's not cool about that? I don't think that's silly. Like being just making extravagant lies. Yeah.

It's not that it's like it's not lies. It's just not true. It's it's the human brain recognizes patterns oftentimes when there are none because that's how we've evolved to survive. and it's an exercise in expressing how far you can take that. You're taking a lot of bullshit to say that it is just simply things I'm saying a lot of bullshit that is absolutely admissible. Yes. Yes, you are.

It's like, oh, humans recognize patterns like, yeah, yeah, so does everything. No. Wood doesn't recognize patterns. It kind of does actually. No. What the fucking patterns, sort of. No, it doesn't. Wings.

Have they have the wings. No, he's wings? The trees, the trees have the wings. Stop saying wings. Wings. Stop saying wings. Stop it! Wings are wound on the walls.

You are not a fucking, oh my God. Well, listen. What's happening right now? Why did you say? I don't even think you said wings on accident. At first it was a mistake. Yeah, okay. Okay, well, I don't know.

Whatever the, Derek's Netanyahu voice sounds like. Oh, yeah. What's the question? He says, hello, hey, hello, Chris, Derek, and Hewle from Breaking Bad. I just got to the episode. Heel for breaking bad. Do you remember Hewle? Yeah.

When he does the money thing, when he lays on the money? He lays on the money. He lays on the money with Bill Burr. Yeah, with Bill fucking Burr. Yeah. So crazy that he's in that show. A lot of fucking money. Eh, meth.

He's like, I'm going to do it. He's like, what do you mean? He lays down. He's like, come on. Come on. Yeah, meth. You know. If you're drafted into the upcoming war, what excuse are you going to use to get out of it?

Well, I'm 31. Yeah, I'm 37. We can still be. I'm 37. I'm good. Last time we could still. be drafted taking. We can.

Well, you can, maybe. Actually, no, we, none of us are qualified. I'm sitting

you're too old. I'm too blind. And also an only child from a military family. You're not combat ready. That's the point. They would just force me to doing it. It would be powerful.

That would be sick as fuck. They would just have me, have like a month, like nine months of just a really terrible existence. And I'm like, yay, I'm fit enough.

I'm in good shape now. I'm going to die. Sick. Would you join the army to get in good shape? No. I think it's kind of a good idea. If it was only like other countries where you have to do service for like one or two years or something like that, I probably if I was younger, I would have done it.

I think I might have done it too. Four years is crazy. When I was younger. Four years is too much. When I was younger, still no, still no. Me, the me I am right now, I don't have any allegiance towards any place enough to go and die. Well, no, it's not about that. It's about, we're not mugging in shape.

Yeah, just getting in shape. Yeah, just getting in shape. Oh, for sure. Yeah, it's going to suck. Yeah. My dad is still in shape. And he's like 70. Yeah, my cousin's spirit's probably in shape

All over the fucking I don't know somewhere in Iraq He's a really toned ghost He's more like in shapes He's probably a really tone fucking cadaver Listen, I would have gone AWOL for sure If I got unlucky enough to be in the army During, oh, it's time to go to Afghanistan I'm like, no, I'm gonna go live in Greece or something, bye

No Bye It's just like even now I think this It's good. It's not a withdrawal. I think now. Let's see for the sake of argument. Things are completely foobar.

Like, and people actually need to get drafted. I don't think it doesn't happen, but let's just say it does. Yeah. I imagine most people are just going to be like, no. I imagine where we're at now, most people are like, I feel absolutely no patriotism. Sorry, you need 9-11 2.0 or something to even get like a significant amount of people. It's kind of one of those unfortunate situations where like the people who would be willing to do it voluntarily are kind of the people that you would, You want them to do it.

I would be very happy about that. But we would get to see all the yellow belly pussies that talk all this good shit not fucking do anything. It would be all of them. That'd be nice. It's insane. Like we don't have, yeah, it's just not,

this, it's not World War II. No. You know, like there's no. There needs to be something like 9-11 instilled a lot of patriotism in people. Because like, how dare you and shit? Even fucking like, like Pat Tillman, for example, making like a fuck ton of money in the NFL

like, ah, call a duty. and friendly fire by it which is crazy his old people kill them on accident on accident you're hard I learned about Pat Tillman uh that that fucking uh family guy joke really where like peter joins the military and he's like over the plan again and he tells him the plan that like the general whatever he's like okay so when i see pat tillman over the horizon I shoot him and he goes no when you see the enemy shoot him it's like okay so when I see Pat Tillman's eyes over the horizon I shoot and it's just like five minutes of that I don't remember that

I was like who the fuck is Pat Tillman I don't remember that I had to look it up yeah it's everybody believes that they killed them because he was he was mouthing off too much about how they're not doing

they're over there for the wrong reasons so it's a theory but also at the same time it's a game theory the amount of people who do get shot by friendly fire is pretty high too I would imagine it's

probably shockingly high. It's very high because you get panicky, you make mistakes. Being a bigot. Like what? Like imagine, like imagine being a racist and like, oh, this is amazing. I get to do this and get praised for doing? What do you mean? Like, oh World War, like in Vietnam, it's like

that. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go there. I have a particularly black commander that I don't fucking like this black guy's superior to me commanding me. Oh, I'm going to shoot him in his back. And then, oh, I die. Oh, no. That shit happened. Usually it's the infantry they get yeah it's not yeah but like it's like that like people do shit like that

people like what it's insane what you're describing specifically has not it's more carton but i know what you're saying like people would absolutely kill like it's it you're in war you're already killing bro might as well go full sand and it's usually they're just really terrible because oh um here's you know the the army's not treated even with uh is shady as you know drill instructors and everybody treats you in the american army it's nothing compared to like imagine joining the russian army. Well, they probably like butt fuck you every day just to strengthen your resolve. So then when fighting really starts, you're like, you know, I'm not as fucking rattled. They have a bear with no teeth and no claws come and beat the shit out of you basically.

Yeah. And then that's like, that's your training. And you're like eight years old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're eight years old conscripted into the Russian military. You're fucking, your fucking entry examines. You got to out wrestle a fucking aggressive bear and you're nine. Yeah. And whoever does it is. He's like, all right, we have some really impressive warriors here now. You pass the first test. You know, like... Congratulations.

You're now traumatized in a husk of a person. Yeah. Now we've... Go die for me. Now the work begins. Good job. Now next part. Now invade Ukraine.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not racist. My favorite... Wait, did we even answer the question? I think so. I can't remember. Oh, wait. I don't remember. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. How we'd be drafted. Yeah, we ain't getting drafted. We ain't getting drafted. I would just lean on the fact that I have a minus 10 per sure. I think that'd be enough, honestly. Even if, it doesn't matter. No matter what, I'm not going.

I'm going to Canada. I'm going to Lithuania, whatever. I'm not. I absolutely will never die for this country. Yeah. Absolutely not. It would take kind of a lot. Not this version of America.

And even then, the aliens would have to be like obviously bad. You know what I mean? Like if I had even a slight idea that they might be kind of cool, I don't know, man. Like, what if they were like octopi? Like they, but they're like. Oh, eradication. Eradication wave. I know you, but meaning that.

I've eaten too many of them. They're like, and that's the thing. They're like, you, you, you didn't understand. Where is your, where is your guy's common sense that we're so intelligent, this is our domain, and we really kept eating our babies. And now, you know what it's crazy? They finally come and be like, you've eaten so many of our babies. You know what's crazy?

I could honestly say I've never done that, and I'd be telling the truth. Me too. I'd be like, I honestly have never. eat in any sort of tentacled creature. So, be fair, I've taken a bite of one time and I was never.

I took a bite because I was, it was like pressured. Like, they got like a sampler plate and like here you try it. And I was like, I just don't. I was like fine. I'm like,

yeah, it tastes like seafood. I like a lot of seafood. But I'm, as I've gotten older, gone a little bit older, the more, it's,

I'm not feeling as comfortable with just ravaging through everything. Because it's just kind of like, what's the fucking point? I'm personally like, what's the point? I think Calamari is like up there for me. I think, I think it's sushi and then calomori immediately after.

And then everything else is like, I don't care. That's a very interesting thing. As far as seafood goes. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, not like general. Yeah, I was kind of like, oh, okay. Susci's not my top food at all. Okay.

I'm never eating one and not to be like, honestly, like, I've never eaten one of you. I've never hurt you, but I still want to kill you. I still want to kill you. By your nature. So it's like, then what's the point of even talking? You're just talking. You're wasting time. Yeah.

I could be their, I could die. I could be their ally, but I'd be like, hey, like, if you see, like, if you scare me at all. I'm going after you. Just fucking slapping the shit. I would always go against aliens, honestly, unfortunately. I would have to. If they're enemies. If they're like a sorries. If they're like a sorry's, that's kind of thing. It's like what if they all look like. I'm Benedict Arnold. I'm Benedict Arnold. If they were all looked like the hottest person that you've ever seen,

you know, that would be kind of hard. I'm, I'm turning, I'm a traitor. I'm 100%. I'm a proud traitor. I could kill one of them. I can kill one of them. I can do it. Well, I guess it depends Sorry? How are they going to treat me once I join them? That's actually the thing. I could bring my heart to kill. But are they going to keep me like a dog? Talk one at a time, you motherfucker.

It's a good idea. What were you saying? I can bring it in my heart to kill one of them. Like I wouldn't be like too conflicted. Oh, like an assari. Yeah, like I could kill an elite. Big boobie, soft fucking featured alien. I could kill an elite.

I'd feel bad. You couldn't kill an elite. I could bring myself to kill one. I would not be able to defeat one. You wouldn't feel bad if you would. myself to kill me. If he was able to. Yeah, sure. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy

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do if i got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Do you not understand the thought-bron- bringing yourself to be able, like you'd get over the empathy that you would have for another creature? Duh, elites are horrifying. Like, you'd have to be crazy to have, to have, like, no issue killing it. If it sounds like, all of them sound like, all of them sound like, all of them.

I can't do it. Kingston, no. Kingsden, no. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. My beliefs have been wrong.

I'm like, no, stop, stop. No, I'm going to be your friend. Stop. It's the only way I can get into his like, I know what you mean. Yeah, like, it's like, Private Allen. Private Allen.

But I can't do like, I can't do his talking voice. Like when he's like, I'm spun. I can't do that one. No, no, yeah. Anyway, I'm not racist. I'm not racist. I'm not racist. My favorite porn star is black.

Roden. Nice. Got to say the name, idiot. Yeah, Jasmine Webb? It says that? No. Oh. Not even.

Is she like a relic? Is she related to madam? She's older, but like... He's an old time porn star. Like, I... Ignore what I said. Don't even. She's like the Madam Webb.

Does she know where MJ is? I felt so stupid. It's like, I don't even... I don't even acknowledge. Hello, Beavis butt-headed and ass face. Do you see the Beavis and Mudhair coming to Call of Duty? And it looks horrifying. Are you kidding?

You know, looking up right now on Twitter. What? It is... Actually, I just tweeted it. So you go to my page. I retweeted it. Then they just put it in Seth Rogen or is that a different game?

No, yeah, he's in that too But like the character models The interviewer one The character models are crazy Like it's so they really are going for They're fortnighting Yeah, they're trying That's crazy

Nicky Minaj is in that game dude That's true But I mean Oh, you're right Right, right Beavis and Butthead is a step different I think That's the step in 100% Because like they're not even proportioned correctly

You know like I can't even Their head box is crazy That's what I said I literally I literally said easiest headshots ever. This shit fit in to be bum. Are you seeing it?

What the, oh my God. Look at how horrifying. What the, really? Is this real? That's real. That's real. Yeah, that's real. Oh my goodness.

It looks fake though, doesn't it? It does. It looks like the gym teachers. Are you going to be in it too? Yeah. Well, it's not the same art style. What the fuck? I don't know, man.

I mean, I guess. Why not, right? Who cares anymore at this point? Fucking, God damn it. Obieves and Butthead and ass face. You see those videos of people finding Easter eggs in games by shooting different items and some weird combo to unlock something. It's always made me think that there's some latent power slash item we have yet to find

in the real world because no human is thought to do something. My question to you three idiots is what weird combination of things do you think people haven't ever done that could unlock some secret if done in the right order? That's hard to think of, man. getting a yuhu enema and a vasectomy at the same time would unlock a super jump

or something like that that would be fucking sick if the world operated like that I don't know if that would be cool or scary I feel like we do so much dumb shit but also we feel like we don't do

that much dumb shit you know I feel like we do dumb shit that's like fairly predictable yeah like you'd have to actively like be a contrarian to just the universe

in order to You can't grow up in society and do something like that. Right. You have to be like, you have to be like a traumatized, like abandoned oaf, like raised by like lemurs in the woods. To think like have a trail of fucking ants come up your penis and then fucking sing Mozart's symphony and you unlock fucking ability to teleport throughout time and space. Like when are you going to do that?

Like when is when is a person going to have both of those like, like this kind of right? This kind of reminds me of like, I think we had a conversation a long time ago. Like, what if, like, there was a way that someone could fall down and land and split an atom and explode? But it just hasn't happened yet in the right circumstance. Like, on the right surface, the right person, like, at the right exact angle. When, like, the right quark is, like, doing a weird thing. And they just... And that's what spontaneous combustion is, maybe?

His shoulders sharp enough to just cut that one Adam and send it right into another atom. displead those and like it's just like it's stupid I mean when you hear about like that's spontaneous spontaneous combustion yeah or there have been stories is it real is it like actually real there have been stories I don't know you know usually I feel like the stories are all pre

video cameras or whatever yeah I feel like I feel like it's not right I feel like it's most likely somebody had something on them it exploded yeah nobody nobody knew that it was there or nobody could understand and by the time they could even find anything there was no evidence I'm sure for some reason this guy was taking a bath in a house was his water was

particularly full of gasoline for some reason. And then he's like, yeah, I'm done. He's like, what's going on? Hey, look, because we're doing like sparks or something like that. We're doing roaming candles. And then boom, this guy fucking turns into the human torch for a few moments and it dies, you know? Most likely. Like, I just don't, I can't see things like that happening.

Somebody just igniting for no reason. Because you're telling me someone in Syria hasn't just bothered an awakened flame. Like it's, like that doesn't make sense, you know? See, the thing that's interesting. So I was thinking about the LeBron James number where and out of his entire career he's never had a game where he had 27 points, seven rebounds, and seven assists. And when people start to think about that, they're like, that sounds statistically impossible. That like at some point you would have finished with that and he hasn't.

And so people have been fixated on that like, what the fuck? And I think it might even been recently where he was about to. And then at the last second, he hit a meaningless three. So he had 24 points and then it went up to, no, sorry, he had it, he had 27 points. he had it. And then he got 30 points because he hit a meaningless three, even though the game was already over. And it's just like, no matter what,

he can't hit those numbers. And I feel like that might be what happening in life to worry. It's just we just keep missing this perfect formula to explode or something. I mean, the same reason why we just keep making, like, we had a chance to have a pretty decent human as a president. We just like,

let's just not do it. Let's just not do it. You think there's like external forces at where I play? No, I think that's just money. Like there's aliens in space that are being like, no, don't what to happen. I wish it was like that. So I'd feel much better.

I feel much better about people. The three body problems. Oh, it isn't our fault. That's great. Fucking trisolarans making people not be able to learn things no more. I would feel great, actually. I wouldn't feel great. I'd be like, we suck.

Wouldn't you feel much better? No, we don't suck. We're being controlled. No, what makes it worse is that like you'd have proof of it and people would be like, that's not true. Like, imagine that. Like, imagine being the person that finds like the key to the real problems like this is what's happening and we can fix it by doing it like it's right here and they're like no you're like okay hold what kind of proof do we have to where people are denying like it's

we we can put up concrete proof now people get like that's just not true yeah yeah like that was what that would do to me would be so like it would transform me into such an evil creature instantly whereas like oh yeah like I know how to stop war we do this thing that isn't really that big of a damn people like no I'm like oh cool so what I'm gonna go in my basement for three months and emerge as something horrifying and then just start laying waste of stuff the best way I can. Fair enough.

What was the question? Who do you think is the gayest person ever period? I don't think that was the question. Well, that's Gene Simmons. It's obviously a Liberacee. Liberace is up there. So he said, you idiots, I remember that part. I remember he said that.

I don't remember what the question was at all. What combinations haven't we done yet to like make? Oh, he said if the cheek coat, if life's like that, like what if you do you, and Enemus and stuff. I think we answered that. Because we were talking about like, hey. Yeah, we answer it.

Yeah. Let's get a few more of these in. Trans gay beetle getting pulled into World War III. Of course. He said, ah, my beautiful beetle boys. There's a new cyberpunk 2077 update coming out. What do you want them to add to the game? I want the option to shoot River when he goes in to kiss you because it would be funny.

That's crazy. Stay gay and safe. I didn't even know. this was happening until like this uh until i saw this question and looked it up i was like i did either what else some free update or something i guess that's kind of cool that's why i just uh started playing it again i want more story content for that game so badly you do i want more stuff to do in the city honestly like the issue the issue with cyberpunk is that like the city's really alive but there's really not a lot to do in it like other than like shoot random people yeah i can't go in as many

buildings i'd like to as well yeah a lot of stuff's closed off but it's fine it's weird that there's no like, I don't know, like I want to play like darts or something. I want to, you know what I mean? I just want to do weird shit in the city. Yeah. Because it's a place I do genuinely want to just like spend time in. Like I don't necessarily want to go fighting all the time. I like driving even just through like, night city like feels fucking

I love doing the gigs man. I love doing the gigs. I love doing gigs. So many gigs are just like shoot a guy. Oh yeah. I mean like, well I built like my character so I don't have to shoot people. I have like all the fucking net gear shit. So I just let people like I give this guy sickness that walks and gives the other people and they eventually blow up. Contagent.

And I'm like, that's crazy. I have like self-destruct. Having such a lot of people's crazy. That's insane. There are people that are standing there. And he's talking to you about like, oh, yeah, my cats. We don't got cats no more. No, we're like, oh, yeah, man.

There are, I don't know why you keep saying that. There are cats. There's one cat. There are cats. You've seen. What do you mean there's one cat? There's no more like pets in that universe. No.

That's, there are no more. The issue is I remember this. I remember somebody in the comments brought this up because you said this on a previous episode and they looked it up and it was just completely false. Also, there's like literally a cat in the game. There is a cat one time when you're about to die. Kaysen, why would you assume that that's the only cat in the universe?

Because that's what makes it so unique. That's why you focus on it. Actually. You don't focus on it because it's the only cat in the universe, dude. No, that is why in. That's such a crazy thing to say. So to me it sounds like a video essay got him. Yeah, that ain't real, man.

That's so ridiculous. Like, it's not a, uh, then again, you know, he was a, he had an interesting theory when we're talking about Claire obscure too. If you remember. I did. That moment felt really weird because it was like... Yeah, it didn't feel weird to me at all.

It felt weird for me because it felt like it felt like somebody was having like a... I'm not going to explain it, but it felt like a trauma moment that led to something else. It came out of nowhere. Yeah, and I was like... I don't know, I just felt like...

For me, I felt like it. It was, let's be real. It was hyper convenient. Yeah. Like the, oh, what a coincidence. You happen to pop it at the perfect time. Yeah, yeah. You know, video game shit.

But yeah, Starpunk 27's, 27's good. It just, yeah, I don't know. I would love a third person mode, but I know. Me too. Like, that's the thing, too. It's like, it, it doesn't have to be a big update. It doesn't feel bad in first person, but it doesn't feel that great. Yeah.

You know? I just like, I just, it's just like, okay, I can see myself in many aspects, especially when I'm riding a motorcycle and whatever. So I'm just kind of like, come on, just go the extra mile and do it. Like, pure, you can put a mod and then see yourself. The issue. So the issue is like, because you can see even in the shadows, if you look at your, if you ever looked at your shadow when you're playing, your arms are crazy.

And then your body is so static. It's just completely stiff. And then so I saw somebody do the mod and then they're just like, oh, look at yourself with the guitar. It's so funny. You're completely stationary like you said. And then your arms are. It looks so stupid. And it wasn't meant to be seen that way.

Like, Doom, 2016. scene is like that too. Like somebody took the third person camera and it's hilarious because it's like it's literally just his feet, a gun and two beefy arms. It's not even a head there. And so like it's all for the illusion and I get it. But like it would be, it would be, I would love to play that game in third person. I wish there was more.

I wish there was more stuff to do in the city that wasn't exactly the gigs. But I feel like they spent so much time making everything else. Yeah. No, I mean, like design because like night cities. And to be fair, the gigs are pretty good. it. That city's like a whole ass big fucking place. That does scale upward the whole time.

That you can go up on top of buildings with that. Question. How much more can you do? I haven't done, um, Phantom Liberty. Phantom Liberty is more story content. It's not really,

it doesn't like add like a lot of extra shit to it. I'm sure it does. You get like two other endings. I think it did like it. It fucked with the skill tree a lot. So there's a bunch of new skill trees and like different things like that. You get a different, um,

sort of, uh, like, interface or whatever, that there's particular, there's one that like it makes a point of your body appear. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead,

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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What the fuck are you actually It was this one like fucking super like fucking souped up Girl that you fight And I'm like I hate her one time but heavy it and it definitely did damage like you could physically tell she was hurt but I was like how did you survive that I just punched you so fucking hard I'm so crazy like because with the throwing knives you have to go grab it after you after you hit somebody yeah so I've been

hitting people in the face exploding their head running up to them taking it and doing it to the next person I can't even imagine being the police officer that has to respond to that call have you have you seen the fucking police officers in the game I I I'm not I it all the way up to fucking match level on their teleporting. You're like oh he's up there and then he's in front of me and I'm like what? They're strong as what is happened? Who is this guy?

It is fun to do like the GTA like the get all the cops to show up. Lily loves that shit. The thing is that they're so aggressive in this game. They are strong. So fucking aggressive. And at a certain point you just have to, it's easier to run away from them though. Sure. Yeah. Because you can just double jump onto a building that they can't get on.

Yeah. And then I hide and they're like oh I guess he's fucking gone. I guess that that guy who just killed 4,600 people on the street is gone, I guess. The ability, like, your movement abilities you get in that game were insane, like the double jump and the dash, I just like, someone's shooting me. I'm like, I'm out of here. And it's go up a building. Up and to the side.

And you're like, oh, okay, cool. That was fun. Yeah. Let me see. I want more content from that universe, man. Yeah. The video, the RPG is actually really, really good. You know, you know they're making another one.

Yeah, they're going to make another one. I think that's confirmed. Although witcher is prime. I just hope they do a good job. I hope they let them actually cook because I feel like this game suffers a lot from just not being allowed to cook. I think it'll be fine. It's just going to fucking come out in a million years. Yeah.

2030 probably. Yeah. Actually. I'm okay with that. I'm fine with that. Oh, it's good. There's plenty of games coming out. I'm, there's no shortage of shit to play.

Yeah. Very true. Splish splash. I was gap in his ass. Man, those new witcher mods. The next one, man. All right. Calm down, dude.

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so I believe that that's possible even if this is like a fake story but like that is wild yeah I see people man

I've seen on Facebook like more people than I ever expected not happy at all and so like it's interesting imagine loving a president that much

I can't is the thing. Imagine. Like, imagine like, there's not a single, like that Mamdani guy in New York, the guy running against Cuomo. Sure. I like him a lot. I think he's a cool guy. And I agree with him on a lot of things. Under no fucking circumstance. Who would I be like, I would talk to. I would talk to them. Like, I guess we're in office. Like, I would talk to them. Like, for instance, like, I guess when I was younger, I would have loved to, like, talk to Barack Obama, like, have a conversation. Like, have like a dinner and sit down and converse with him. Why? What would you have to talk about? When I was younger, when you were younger, what were you going to talk about? Like, your experience is how you got to this point. Like, there's stuff like that where it's like, oh, this conversation, you know, with like a person. Donatello's pretty, uh, pretty good.

Probably when I was younger, yeah. You like, did you mind broke him out? No, you're gay. You're gay. You're fucking weird. He hits a button and you explode. I think it would be interesting talking, because it's like, it's always interesting talking to people that are like, you know. Angel woman is a fucking ugly and stupid.

Uh, hello, a little black boy. Hello, small, mostly black. child. I'm not mostly black. I'm right down the middle. I'm right down the middle. You make me nervous. I'm like one of those cookies. I'm not afraid of you, but uh, I need you to stand 10 feet away from me. No, three feet. Three feet. Keep going. Three feet. Keep going. Three feets of a foot. Three fifth of a foot. That's crazy. What does that mean? What the fuck is numbers? You'll grow up and you'll realize it later. It's going to be really bad for you, buddy. Trust me. Let me be clear. Really unfair. Let me, let me be clear. And then he'd be

comes see-through. I've heard that joke somewhere else before. Like, I've definitely heard that joke. That can't be the first time. I'm sure that that exists. Maybe not from Barack Obama, but I've heard let me be clear that in the guy that operates. Yeah.

Yeah, that must be. That sounds like a Mel Brooks, like, naked gun kind of, you know what I mean? Did we watch that movie recently? Which one? Did you see the naked gun trailer, by the way? The new one? The new one with Liam Mason?

Yeah. Where he's driving down the street and he gets the car. coffee handed to him through the window? No, I didn't see that. I saw that. I was like, damn, they might, I don't know. I'm curious about it. I saw one joke that I liked, where it showed like all of those agent people or whatever.

They were kind of like paying homage to their like dead dad or whatever. Or whatever. They're all kind of like praying and kneeling. And then it was showing like, I think it was OJ's kid. And he was like, uh-uh. Yeah. I did see that. That was funny.

That was pretty good. There's a, that was the first one. They came out, they came out with one like, I think, like, a couple days ago. But this shot specifically, it's at the beginning of the new naked gun trailer. It's exactly, it's exactly the stupid kind of shit that I was like, oh, good. They might kind of understand it. Thanks. He's like driving down the fucking highway.

It's good. I hope it's good. I don't know. I can't imagine it'll be even remotely as good as the originals because it's just like a place in time kind of thing. But I'm curious to see a comedy in theaters again. Like, I haven't done that in a long time. Well, I guess I saw the, what is it? The Tim Robinson movie.

Friends. Friendship. But, like, but that's also not necessarily a comedy. It kind of is. It's a comedy. It's a comedy. But, like, you know what I mean? It's a comedy with a ridiculous background of like, oh, this is insane.

Anyway, that story about this Trump guy is kind of wild. Yeah. Good luck in Iran. Although I don't think we're going to go boots on the ground. I think boots on the ground shit is over. It's all going to be proxy shit From now There's too many people

Are afraid of nukes To do anything We shall see I think there's Yeah I mean It really I guess It's up in the air right now

Because I do know they want Rezim change They do Obviously So it's like But the way you do it And it's been the formula Like I have a book

It came out in the mid 2000s Called a confessions Percy Jackson Yeah Confessions of an economic Percy Jackson Confessions of an economic Hitman

It just, it talks about the whole steps of what they've been doing to topple regimes. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, oh, you do this. You do this. You send in this. It doesn't work. Then you put boots on the ground.

So basically it's such a time of Iran, like we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. The next thing is it's going to send in mercenaries probably. Freedom fighters to liberate Iran. Liberate. Yeah, exactly. With that, with quotations.

Percy Jackson, Robinson. Percy Jackson, Robinson. He's the first black Harry Potter. That's crazy. Percy Jackie Robinson. Oh, that's so dumb. Okay, here's a good one. Retired suicide bomber rode in.

Retired. Okay. I like that. I like that. He had a long successful career of suicide. I like that a lot. I don't do this no more. I don't do that no more, man.

I used to be me. Very, very small bombs. That's a Melbrook's joke. Yeah. Retired suicide bombers. Yeah. Just nothing. Yeah, it's just like.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion. 1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. thought. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming

by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I don't even know what, whatever. A talking voice. I guess you just, you retire the first time. Yeah, yeah. Congratulations. But he says, how many damn that's crazies do somebody get before you tell them to shut the fuck up? I think three. Although by the second one, you should get a hint. yeah you know what I mean I guess it within the yeah yeah it blows my mind

the people like always expound upon things after a damn that's crazy you know what I mean like you'll get like information and then somebody will go

damn that's crazy and then they'll like for real it was really and then they'll keep going I'm not finished talking yet I don't know I don't know

I'm crazy is so clearly like I don't care you know what I mean that's like the new who cares I don't know where my line is Because I've only ever like really shut someone up

That was divulging to me maybe twice in my life And it felt really bad because they needed somebody But I was like I can't be that guy right now I can't it's like yeah dude my dad just My dad's cheat on my mom and a really bad blown out situation I was like shut up I can't do this right now man I'm playing Zelda I'm 17 I'm literally trying to hit up a link right now

no like I can't do this with you I'm so sorry I gotta go never saw that kid again I'm usually okay to listen I just the if you don't give me the skinny of something if I've already heard it then I get I lose

like my so what I'll usually do to try to hurry somebody up or to get them to skip the part that they've already gone through before is I'm like oh yeah you already told me that you're to kind of be like don't don't repeat the whole fucking thing but sometimes people can't help themselves and also say it again. Yeah, yeah, you're told me that. You're told me, like, meaning get to the next

part. I'm totally okay with talking, but don't, like, say, sometimes we'll be on the podcast and I'll, as an asterisk, I'll say like, oh, I think we talked about this already. For the older people, but then I know there's new people that haven't heard it. So I just put that. Oh. Oh, what the fuck do you? I don't know, I can't finish your thing. I just found a great question.

I don't care about what I'm saying. One thing for me, I've noticed is that about myself personally is that I'm used to someone telling me something and me not having to hear them. Like, my grandma's like, tell me something and I would do it, right? But most people are like confirmation back when they speak to me. And I don't always do that.

And that's something I do. I'm like, oh, can you do this for me? And I'm like, okay, let me know I got to do that. I got to have that. That's on board. I have to do it. And they're like, did you hear me? And I'm like, oh, yeah, but I'm not used to being told more than wants to do something.

So I kind of just do it. Instead of like, given them like, yeah, I heard you. I'm confirming you. What is that? What are you saying? Like, I'm not good at confirming people. Like, if they ask me to do something, I just kind of do. it. I don't need

to like that's such a that's not good. That's such a job interview like my weakness is that I just care too much. It's not because I'm not. Yeah, I just do everything that's immediately asking me like immediately. So like I'm just kind of not used to. It's not. The failures that you usually speak to like. No, I'm just not good at verbally complying back because I feel like most of the time conversations are unnecessary. Look, I understand. Look, it is a little weird to because it almost feels robotic. Like what he's actually saying like say if I were like, Hey man, could you pass me this thing?

And it's like, if you just kind of just do it real fast, it could be a little caught off guard than just saying sure, so somebody understands. Yeah. If it's a, if it's a confirmation, that's all it is. If it's a big task,

usually somebody expects verbally. But if it's a quick, like literally, if you're like, hey, pass me the coaster, then I would just, you know,

like it's a little small like there. But like, other than that, if someone's like, hey, um, wash the dishes. And then you get them and start watching.

It's a little weird to like, like, It's usually like it's like my mental like, mm-hmm, like going I do it. And I'm like, instead of like, but the person's not right next to me. I think so. Yeah. I think I think whatever. Take this disrespect is what I'm thinking.

Like they're like, even though you're doing. You're doing it, but it's like you didn't say nothing to me, meaning that you don't want to do this. And you're annoyed, but you're just, you're doing it because you have to. But you're not give me like, yes. You know what I always hated actually? Kind of bullshit like that. You know what I always hated? I always hated, don't talk back to me.

That still bothers me. I thought like You know, that's one of those things. Like I, I've never felt like that once in my life actually. Don't talk back to me. I've never felt that emotion ever once, ever. Even when people were like out of line. I was just like, what the, like no.

It's a very, no, do talk back to me. Communicate. What the fuck is this? It's such an old school fucking threat that makes no sense. I think the problem is a lot of people, for me it's like a lot of people always have something to say back. when at certain points you just shut up just shut the fuck up it's over like it's like all right dude you've made your point

because it's just like people don't argue to find a rocky voice Adrian wrote in you see is this people don't argue the solutions that people argue to improve their right eventually not to like oh where it gets at the bottom of things yeah yeah and that annoys me it's like dude don't even care about fixing it just want to be right we gotta go

but I will say it drives me insane that I promise you gentlemen and anyone listening I don't give a flying fuck about being right about stuff. Even when I'm proven right or something, I never say I told you, oh, I'm right because I don't care. It's just, oh, the information has been confirmed. Oh, I like it.

Cool. That's, I'm coming. This is me personally. I don't like doing that. I hate when people say, you just want to be right just for me because I legitimately couldn't care less. I don't care. I don't think you care.

I like it a lot. That's what I like, I'm a big fan of it. That's fine. Whenever I saw, like when I saw people, I tweeted like when I saw Dave Smith like, like, oh, man, I'm sorry. Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I'm a fucking idiot. I just posed a picture of me smoking. Because I just like, I relish in that shit.

Because it just. You know, I want the kids to be able to get married or something. Probably that's why I'm libertarian. I don't know. I bookmark. Why else would I be a libertarian? When people disagree with me on, on like, social media or whatever. Yeah.

About like something very specific, I bookmark it. So that when I'm eventually. right. I can go back and look and comment and I usually go back and say, hey, how's it going? Yeah. And then they don't respond. I don't mind being wrong. I don't even feel I don't care about being wrong as it happens. Yeah. I care about

I care about people who are arrogantly who make a career out of being right despite the fact that they're like somebody like Dave Rubin is always making these like ridiculous political predictions and they're all wrong always, but it's his job. Why does he still do it? If I'm right more than somebody whose job it is to be right, I'm going to dig into it. You know, I'm going to be like, yo, what the fuck are you doing? You would think at a certain point you would stop making predictions.

You think at a certain point you just dive off a cliff. It would be preferable. No, they're getting too much money. Well, he's still getting way too much rush of money and all that stuff. That is true. Yeah, man. So you can still be wrong and just keep making lots of money. I love my husband.

You know what I saw him? I love my husband's gay. I love myself. You know what I saw? I saw a video of him I saw a video of him recently going like You know, I get a lot of the little things wrong But I'm right I'm right directionally

In the big things I'm like yeah okay brother Just stop Look he's such to He still makes all this money He's such a bad like Anybody can be a grifter He's so bad at it

But he still makes a ton of money That is crazy yeah it is He's easily like the least good He's so bad Like the Andy Pants gaming guy Is probably the only person that's worse Yeah He doesn't seem real

You know what I mean? Like that's how bad it is. Anyway, Rocky Voice, Adrian, I want to get to this because this is wild. On the YouTube or killer, you discussed on a recent episode, this was the guy that faked to the stream. Right. Okay. If it's vote Saxon 07, I am from the area he lived in Ireland. The YouTube stream was proven inauthentic due to some CCTV that caught him out getting buses towards the victim during the time of the stream. He was IDed by his friends from the footage, so they were able to prove it was him. and that the stream was a cover.

I've also met him in real life, parentheses, I was a fan of the channel, not the murder. Let me know if you want the photo emailed. You ever took a picture with him? That's crazy. I would hang that shit up.

I'd be like, this is a photo I took with a murderer. I would not, man. It's crazy because I just remember that guy being kind of jolly. If I remember correctly, it's been years now, I think. I bet he was giggling up a storm.

But that's the thing where it's like, some of the, you know how they say killers are quiet? Like, you're, the person that's all, like, stoic and, like, you're like, oh, that guy's fucking stay from that guy. Yeah. And then you see these people. And then you do get blindsided. You're like, you kill, you're killing people?

I love the idea of him, like, taking a, like, outside of like a Chipotle, taking a picture with this guy. Yeah, like, oh, this guy's cool, man. I like your content and stuff. And that guy's just thinking of, like, I can't wait to murder my fucking girlfriend. I'm going to kill that bitch. In the moment, he's still thinking about that. It's like, it's baked, dude. But see, here's the thing to me, it's like, CCTV footage?

Like, how do you know that wasn't like somebody who just looked a lot like him? I mean, the funny thing is, you know? You know what I mean? Like, I don't know, man. I think there was much more evidence to support. Yeah, probably. I think there was also a way that they figured how that shit didn't. It wasn't real authentic either.

There's probably other things, but that was like a big smoking gun, I imagine. Oh, yeah. I want to look back into that because that shit was crazy. It's been fucking years, I think, since I won. There's a couple of stories like that. Where it's like the, I know we talked about it kind of recently, but that Skyrim guy, the guy who did the NPC. see the tic-tok guy who killed his wife or wife?

Yeah. It's, it is. Wife killing this crazy, man. Just leave. That's the thing that I never... Like, just leave, bro. The biggest case.

What if you just really wanted to kill your wife, though? Well, that's that. I mean... You don't have an argument for that, dude. Saying the thing that doesn't need to be said because it's like, they all are like, oh, I just want to be with you, baby. I'm like, no, you wanted to kill your fucking wife. If you kill your wife, you didn't want to not have a wife.

Or you didn't want to like, oh, I fell in up with somebody else. Let me go, like, pursue this person. It's so crazy. No, you wanted to kill your wife. 99.9% of people who do not want to be with their significant other anymore, are they fucking leave? Like, just a fucking leave. Like when I'm, like, when I, I don't know, I just like, just leave. Like, just abandon her.

Let her be alive, but abandon her at least. Don't take her life. That's so selfish. Yeah. That's the whole point. Yeah, you're right. That is the whole point. They want to kill.

Yeah, I went to Game Dude yesterday. I don't know what that is. What's that? Game Dude. It's like this store. There's a store called Game Dude? Yeah. It's in like NoHo, I think, or like, I don't know exactly where it.

It's close. What kind of story? It's just got a bunch of old shit. Like a lot. Like a surprising amount. Game dude. Yeah. I saw like an original 360 Final Fantasy 13 bundle.

Yeah. It was like, it's like, unreasonably. expense. 2000? Oh, no. Well, 600? Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe

are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn, Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do,

like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That's still unreasonable. But that's kind of a... It is... I'll put it this way.

It was unreasonable for me. You know? I wasn't going to spend $600 on an Xbox 360. It's still way too expensive. Yeah, obviously. But at the same time, like, if I were a fucking dumb-ass fan, I think I can just

to put that on my credit card You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Do you guys know how much money Match the Gathering made From that Final Fantasy collab, bro? $12. Dude, it is by far,

it is the best selling set of any card game ever. I can imagine that. It is insane. It is gross. It is so insane how much money they made. Like, it's to the point now where I'm like, oh, it's just over.

They're just going to do collabs from now. Like, they're done making their own world. It's like, we're just going to do collabs now. Oh, yeah, it's way easier. That's it. You have Marvel Nets is going to beat that too. It's going to be fucking insane.

It's over. I mean, Beavis and Buttheads in fucking Call Duty. It's over. It's way easy. Last question, and then we'll go into the names, right? Yeah. Gay for Beatles, rodin.

He says, would you rather have, this is a really important question. Okay. I don't want you to, I want you to zone out. You don't got to be near me. Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no video games?

Or no bacon and no video games. What? You know you worked for the money you spent on that, right? Like someone had to acquire the money that you spent on this question. Obviously, unlimited bacon. No video games. You would take unlimited bacon over no video games? I would take it over no video games and no bacon.

Yes, I would. No, no, you misunderstand the question. So the question is, would you rather have unlimited bacon but no video games? Or no bacon and no video games? I would take that unlimited bacon. I'm sorry. I don't know, man. I'm a trailblazer.

I know. I'm a trendsetter. You're fucking insane. But I think I'm going to take that limited bacon. You're an insane person. I actually don't like bacon, which I used to anymore. I just don't like it because I like my heart.

That's basically it. Do you really, though? Well, no. Yeah, like you understand that you need it. I need it. That's the thing. I've been on turkey bacon for a while and even I'm kind of over that now too. I'm not a,

I can't do that replacement shit. Like, you know, my friend used to get sugar-free ice cream. And I'm like, that sounds insane. No ice cream. What even is that? It's, they...

It's, I don't, they replace it with something that I don't care about. Just blended fucking deer hooks. I can't even imagine what that would be. It's just whatever, you know how, like, I'm sure it's like how they do everything else, like fake sugar type stuff, which... No. Like, in coffee, it tastes awful to me, like fake sugar. That's... If I'm gonna have anything sugary at all, this is the thing that always bothers me with like, um, imitation meat at, like, vegan places.

Uh-huh. Where it's like, there's plenty of vegetables to just make a good meal. Yeah. Why do you need to pretend the chicken is here? You know what I mean? Yeah. I think it's not for them. I think it's for dumbasses they're trying to trick.

Look, I had a vegan meatball sub. My former roommate, girlfriend, she cooked. And the thing is, the fake news meat and the sauce was delicious. The cheese I could not fuck with. Yeah. Like the cheese was like, it was sweating immediately. Have you ever left cheese out and it starts to sweat? Yeah.

oil. It was like some, I don't know what it was. And I'm like, why is it in the bag already sweating when it's cold? When I was a kid that used to scare the shit of me, when I was a kid, I used to think that that meant that cheese was alive. And that, because it had pores and shit. It was like, I was like, Chris, it's hot, man. I was pretty young, though. I was like, we back in the fridge. It's hot. 28. I was pretty young. I was like 13, 15, 17, 19, 20. Yeah, like 25. Yeah. 35. Yeah. 36. 30. Oh, you went in time. Yeah, this will be me in a couple years. It's it.

I will have been around enough radioactive. I will have been around enough 4G waves. Yeah. That I'm convinced cheese is alive and real. Vegans.

If you guys, look, I'll eat vegan cheese if you can find a good vegan cheese. But right now... The only... Right now. The best vegan cheese I've ever had just kind of...

It was at this pizza place, I think, called Two Boots, I think, in New York, where they had like... vegan pizza. Okay. And it was pretty good, but it really just ultimately tasted like, it tasted like pizza, like normal pizza that was kind of left there that was like that you ate the day after.

But it was fresh, you know what I mean? It was just kind of like, this isn't as bad as I would expect it to be. Like, it's passable for sure. But why the fuck would I ever come here if I'm not a vegan? Yeah. That's the, that's the problem. The thing is that like, it's not for me. So whatever.

I can't do it. I'm going to eat a chicken. I'm getting, I don't know. I'm not expecting anybody to agree with me at all, but I am getting less. I'm finding meat less and less appetizing because I'm just, I'm just getting more and more empathetic towards how, how like every animal has the potential to act like behave like a dog. And so like it's, I mean, I would eat a dog though is the problem.

Yeah. I couldn't, I couldn't possibly eat a dog. You couldn't eat your dog. I couldn't eat your dog. I couldn't eat your dog. I couldn't eat your dog. knowingly eat it off, no. I'm just getting more and more empathetic.

I'm just like, my dad, I remember my dad told me a story about how like, like, he, uh, he was in, I don't remember where the, what country he was in. It was like during a deployment or whatever. And like there was like a food truck that was making burgers or whatever. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health.

Amy Lynn, Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms.

Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And they all got some. And they were like, and my dad was like, what meat is this? And they were just like, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. And he ate it. And then later on they were just like, yeah, that was dog or whatever.

And he got so upset. He was so, so irritated that he ate a dog. Which is crazy to me because he eats anything. Although he doesn't eat sushi for some reason. I just, I'm just not a, I'm not a, I just, I'm too human. I'm like, I have fire. I don't need to do this. I guess.

I love fire. It's awesome. I'm not eating a dog unless, I don't think I get a dog I think I'd die Let my dog eat me Before I eat a dog Well you're

I'm not saying your dog Before I eat a dog You would die before you eat a dog I think so Like knowingly yeah That's That's like I would eat a dog Like if I was given

If I had to survive I would eat it If I was like Oh they gave it to me I was like already ate it I would I couldn't knowingly eat a dog For us afterwards Afterwards that eating

I'd be like It would have to be a complete extreme scenario Like there's literally no other food And this dog's here Of course I'm gonna eat it Like no question I'm not

I'm gonna be like I'm sorry puppy be bow and then uh you gotta uh the whole gutting like i am not built for that shit dude i'm too domestic i've done that shit do it i don't it's really fucking traumatizing like the gutting stuff skinning and gutting i hate it that's a lot that is crazy bro i've done it for a chicken before because uh and uh what's the the turkey and shit yeah like but that was mostly my mom handled that stuff but like that was like a one time kind of thing i'm like i don't i can do it for chicken i don't need to do this i helped the gut a pig i helped the

got a pig, that shit is crazy. Yeah. That shit is nuts. Also, so gross. Like, it's just such a disgusting thing. I had to do, I had to dig got a walrus once. I did it for a pig. I never really like pork like that.

It is crazy. I see people hunting and then like I saw a guy you fucking, uh, an elk. Like, because I was just, I was like trying to like look into everything and see like, how crazy. Just the fresh fucking got in the heart. And it's like, whoa, what the fuck? You know? And it just like doesn't stay.

And then he's like, yes, she's so excited and skinning it, getting the backstrap off. And just in real time, I'm like, that is so crazy. It's just this thing was just alive chilling. It was like, man, life's good, homie. And then, but. Yeah. It's not important because I know that's just what happens all the time. You know, like, I've never been someone's like, oh, my God about me.

They also wasn't like crying watching the video. They also technically meet like a lot of those animals meet way worse ends. Unless you're talking about like a poacher or something. Way worse natural ends. Getting too. Like getting eaten alive by a bear that doesn't give a shit at all. Ooh, your shoulder. Delicious.

And it's like, hmm. Seeing bears clobber. Have you seen that? Seen bears clobber. Elks is crazy. Like, just hit the elk and elk moves. This 500 pound beer. This elbow drops like fucking macho man.

Yeah. Boom. This fish. This, there's a video of this fish that keeps coming on my, on my, um, what is it? the Twitter timeline. This yellow fucking fish. It almost looks like, do you know the Martin Scorsese fish from a...

Oh, from that shark tail? Yeah. It almost looks like that kind of, but like real. And it just devours fucking everything. It's not a piranha, but it fucks shit up, dude. And I keep seeing videos of this fucking fish, just like, what can survive against this thing?

And it just puts it in front of prawns and shit, and it's just a... Oh, so this guy's just like... Fucking doing this as like an experiment? Yeah. That's great. It's crazy. Well, he's feeding the fish, I guess. But it's just so weird to see a fish that destructive because it just bites through shell.

I think he's got like little teeth and shit. And he put a salamander in there with it. And I'm just like, bro. Come on, what you're doing? I'm not a fan of something like that. Like, you could put a prawn in there. I could give a fuck. But like, and even that's kind of like.

Like that person's sociopath. They're doing another crazy shit too off the scene. Yeah, doing that to a fucking salamander's next level. Because that's like a meat animal. You know what I mean? Like, that's going to bleed and shit. Is it they're doing he's there was way Salamanders like you know when I

When I went to like a summer camp and like Up senior there was like salamanders all over and they would like Call on people and they just be like yeah they're just chilling Mm-hmm to crush an animal like that is crazy I think Or to like there's the eyes If any animal has eyes that are big enough to look at me and like Not feel fair but kind of just like wonder Well no

Like how a little kid looks at like a like a Ferris wheel and it's like whoa What's that? You know like just look like wow that's impressive and then killing that is like, oh, you suck internally for doing that. Let me have the potential to become a monster. It doesn't mean you're going to, but I think there's something in there.

There's something in there. There's something in there little suction hands. They're like walking with like a little pops. It could be nurtured. It could be nurtured into a monstrosity. You could be groomed to a perfect monster. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we're going to read our $25 and up names now from our patrons over at patreon.com.com. I said to StarTank. Remember you can go over there. Early ad free access. Remember

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But no, I mean, yeah, the new Dong-Gong game looks good. I will say the moment that he turned to a zebra it is a very schizophrenic frame of, like, that clip of the video is insane. I have a clip from that game already. That's

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Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion $20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open, our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. That would make a fighter pilot fucking shit himself. Blonde, blue-eyed German man banging hot black chicks to piss

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I say that they have a nice dressing the only reason that I would ever go there though is that like to I gotta figure out how they make that dressing or like the whatever fucking vinaigret or whatever it is they use I can't quite get it right here

What kind of meat? Fuck, I don't even know I just order the Italian on site But it's like pepperoni It's like pepperoni It's like salami It's like a It's like a very deli sandwich

Yeah so yeah pepperoni salami Tomato lettuce There's like a I put bacon on it too Because I'm fucking great I put bacon on fucking like Yeah every sandwich Yeah

I can't eat a sandwich That's not mine anymore I make some I can't very easy I make the issue I don't make subs. You know what I mean? I make normal like lunch sandwiches. Yeah.

So like I'm in the mood for a sub. Like I don't mind. I don't mind going on. I don't make subs at home. No. I could, I guess. Yeah. Give me a nice roll.

Some sesame on sesame beans on it. Make a sandwich there. Maybe it does that. Maybe I'll pick up some ingredients and see if I could just recreate it. I ain't go out of fucking Albertsons. I want to get their French bread. They got the best French bread out of any of those fucking markets. Is there in Albertsons around here?

I don't know. I got to look. I got a look. Yeah. I don't think I've seen. Like those places that make them fresh I don't know what Albertsons does It's just a little different

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But yes Yeah He's not corpsed up Yeah He's not present anymore That's it He's at this very moment A green skeleton

Yeah he's a Face off Green skeleton. Is that what you said? Yeah, I can't take that. That's a Zach thing, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure Zach said that once and it's been in my head forever. Cake farts, but with Jamaican food, the flavor is unchanged.

It's fucking insane. Hating Jamaican food is so crazy. I don't know enough about Jamaican specific food. I would imagine it's just Caribbean food, right? It's just like... It's so good. It's like a fungo type stuff. I need, I want...

Burbank doesn't have enough stuff like that, man. What do you say? Burbank doesn't have enough like... Perbian food. Ethnic stuff. Yeah. It's very...

Very Armenian. Armenian. Well, this side is very... Sure. And then a lot of like commercial stuff that I just don't fuck with. Yeah, you live with the whites. I went the white side of town, yeah.

I want like broke down shit, like mom and pop stuff more in this area. Yeah. You're not going to find out here. You don't go find out here. You go find that like going towards LA. Yeah, downtown LA is pretty good. Well, the thing is like...

After a certain hour, it's... It is not that far to get to downtown Illinois. Like, I've definitely gone there. for food. Really? At a certain, like, after like seven,

where it takes like 15 minutes, like for certain food I will go. Like, there's a place called Duchess that makes, um, have you been a Duchess? It used to be called Berties. I don't know.

You might have been, I don't remember, they make this fucking, I don't even, like, I always get like a, like a breakfast chicken sandwich, right?

And it's like this like fried chicken. It's like egg. And it's like, it's like a specific kind of, I don't even know what it is, but they make it all fresh. Yeah. And it is so.

So fucking good That I've definitely gone down there I'll make it I try to make it so I don't like I don't eat out I'll eat on a weekend On the weekends I'm willing to go wherever the fuck I'm willing to go Like we're making jumbalaya tonight You're making jambalaya

Wow I'm making jambalaya tonight I want to make butter chicken But little isn't like Indian food It makes me so angry What the fuck is that? What do you mean? Butter chicken's barely Indian

Is that what is that That's like babies first Indian food It's like buttered noodles or something It's pretty Indian Butter chicken? No what I'm saying is like of the flavor profiles of Indian food to disagree with, it would be weird to me that butterchicken's even on that.

You know what I mean? Because it's the most, I think, standardized and least Indian food available from that restaurant. Oh, you hate what, non-fucking Basmati rice? She hates Indian food. How can you hate it? She has like a toddler's taste buds, man. She likes Mexican food.

I'm like, girl. That's so insane. She likes Mexican and Italian food. And I'm like, those are like, Mexican food is delicious. Mexican food and Italian food. Italian food's great, but like, to hate Indian food is confusing to me. It's insane. A vegetable samosa with like the fucking...

I think it's completely just mental. It literally is. It literally is. It's like, oh, I don't want to... It's like you with fucking calamari, man. I just don't like seafood. I don't think you... Whatever.

Seafood's delicious, but... There's just certain animals I don't want to eat. That's for me. That's fair, I guess. There's a certain moment, it's like, I just haven't yet seafood. I'm not, I don't think I'm missing out enough. I'm not like the biggest fan of Indian food necessarily, but like... To hate it is confusing to me, I think.

I love Indian food. I can't think of any food that I hate actually, I think about it. I just think that a lot of, like, some of these spices are so crossover. Right. Like, that's why I'm kind of like, it's weird to like hate certain things. I don't know.

I think like, I had like, I had like proper British food when I was there and it was kind of like bland. Like the shepherd's pie I had there was like not that, not the best. And I was like, oh, this is all right. You think is one of those things if you gave for you. her a food and she ate and she was delicious and then you're like oh that was Indian food you think she would

be like I suspect Indian I don't want to try it she's like that one of those kind of people what's so Indian about like if you gave her like a vegetable samosa or something would she eat that probably probably probably I don't know and then you tell her it's Indian afterwards and she feels weird about it afterwards though you know I think I might get Indian actually I think it's the smell

I think Indian food has very powerful scent it's usually just like cumin and like curry and shit yeah she's just like that I'm gonna be So she doesn't like curry, maybe? It's insane. I like curry. But I'm also Jamaican, so that's a, I'm very biased.

I'm not the biggest curry person. I love curry. I like curry, like a Japanese curry with fucking katsu. I like Japanese curry quite a bit. Dude. Japanese curry slash. Katsu, dude. Katsu?

Japanese curry is pretty good. Katsu and Karagi is the shit. That's the, that's my favorite thing again. It's a, it's a, it's just fried chicken. No, what I'm saying, it's like, no, but I'm saying Katsu and Karate, like, like, like, as it, I'm fucking, now I'm, now I'm, now I want, now I want everything right now. I'm so hungry. I want to find a good place

that has Karagi. I haven't found. I haven't found. There's to be a place in North Vegas that was the best. It was five bucks for a giant fucking bowl of it. Yeah. And then there's a place around here that does it kind of good. I don't remember I need to. I don't remember exactly what it is.

And then we just put it in the air craft fire and it's delicious. And I'm like this is great. Which one from Trader Joe's is? Yeah. Trader Joe's frozen stuff is great. Not at all bad. Like surprisingly show. I love it. I love Tijuana. I'll try the Karagi then if they have a...

I don't know they had a croix. I don't know they had karaget though. And we make, uh, we make French toast to brioche bread and it's so fucking good. Oh yeah? They're the French, yeah. That's like Texas toast though. It's like, like, it's like what is it? The Raising Cains bread or whatever?

Yeah. Or just like I would go to Raising Cains just for like that's don't even get. In fact, leave the chicken where it stands. I literally. So before the, um, I had to, I forgot. I had to do something. And then I passed. I should buy a raisin's cake, got the combo that has the, you know, has the bread in it.

And I was like, can I get two bread instead of fries? And then so I got two breads. I didn't even finish the chicken. I picked at the chicken, ate the bread. And then I fucking threw it away. That bread is unreasonably. Like the way things are going right now is like my stomach's going to look like, because now I'm thinking like I want Texas toast. I want an Italian sub.

I want chicken garage. Be like my homie. And when that happens, he does it. I might just do it. I haven't done it. I haven't been that egregious in a while, but I think I might do it today. I might just gauze on my stomach the fuck up. That sounds cool.

Ah, fuck, I'm making, I'm slow cooking beans right now. I can't. Oh, yeah. Stupid. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. I, um, I start, you know, because you get like a pound bag for like a dollar or two.

Yeah, yeah. And then you just, that. Are you using it like a slow cooker? Yeah. Yeah, just a regular slow cooker. I never thought to slow cook beans for some reason. Oh, that's great. I'll say you make them like most like bean dishes.

I mean, I've only ever just like made arroko gandula and like rice and beans and stuff. I usually just make them around the same time. Yeah. Get like or get it like a good, a good thing of beans out of the can is convenient. But yeah, I just like the, I kind of like the process and I can just control my flavors. That's fair, yeah. I think I would get more into that if I could, if I had like the space or like the. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions.

that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do,

like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script,

a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you.

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It's ruined meat for me Like if it's not I can still eat like a fried chicken Of course blah blah blah blah But like not having smoked I don't know what Jesus Christ it's imagine giving it to like a bear smoked salmon and stuff

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I only remember one because it's just my favorite. Le Carpetron, Duke, Mary. Yeah, La Carpretron Duke Marius. My favorite, like, on a wall of them. I would absolutely name my son La Carpetron. It's insane. So fucking crazy. Squeezing my balls like a clown nose.

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