The Snark Tank - #336: Liver King HUNTS Joe Rogan

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

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It'd be like a slur and then you'd be like, all right, but that's it. Cut the blood. Just the loudest ear rape hard R you can think of. Yeah, yeah. To the point where it doesn't even sound like a... It doesn't sound like anything. It just sounds like your ear hurts. it could wake freaking dead people

and then it's like all right cool I think that would be noticeable welcome to the Snark Tank podcast It's me Chris It's him Sweeney It's him Derek Hi Hi

Hi It's all Man what a day What a time What a time to be alive What the fuck is going on So you I before we start the show

Usually we're like Hey What are we gonna talk about Yeah what happened And I heard Derek mentioned a name that I haven't heard in fucking forever. So I'm entirely curious about what's going on with Liver King. Yeah.

What is this? Yeah. So I watched this dude named John Bravo. Shout out to John Bravo. He does a lot of takedowns and investigative. Weird. He's this fucking huge fucking guy with the dumbest fucking perfect haircut and this fucking beard and he wears makeup and shit.

Like he's very old school television. ready, you know, and but like, and he's like trained in that, I guess. Anyway, long story short, he does a lot of investigative journalism, usually in the bodybuilding industry and exposes a lot of people. And so he, of course, exposed Liver King. The main guy to break it was this guy named Derek from more plates, more, more plates, more dates. He got emails from Liver King about his steroid use and the HGH and all that stuff. So we exposed them. So when all that stuff happened Joe Rogan shot on Liver King

John Bravo did Derek Moore Place More Dates So recently Liver King looking Fucking awful Like he looks bad Like if he thought he looked bad before Or like Jesus Christ

He's going through it He decided to Uh Against those three guys And particularly Joe Rogan So much so that he Went to Austin, Texas Looking for Joe Rogan

hunting for him. Oh my God. It's like that guy in Vegas. Yeah. And the funny thing is if if Joe Rogan was a less rich person that didn't have like connections and security, you know, bodyguards, yeah, Joe Rogan's security. He'll Secret Service. 100. Yeah, everything's around him. Secret service too, actually, I imagine so. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if through some weird, stupid leap there might be someone there that just like would not be the friendly regular person. I actually, I feel like that's not a stretch just because the amount of politicians that have come to his stupid Austin, Texas place. So now there's probably a lot of people that want to kill Joe too to be let's just be frank. People that want to at least yell at them or something.

They would love to probably storm his compound and tell him he's a piece of shit. Yeah, yeah. That liver king guy, he's like, he got famous for like just eating testicles. Testicles and liver. just basically every part of the cow that is technically undesirable. I mean, a lot of people like liver, but they at least like to cook it up well enough to where it doesn't taste a little gamey. Yeah, so he just eats a raw liver.

He eats raw everything. And the thing is, though, a big freak because whenever you see these people, you know, they're like major grifters always. So we started selling, oh, the nine ancestral tenants. And now I started selling, here's a supplement that has all of the nutrients so you don't have to eat a raw liver. it has all the nutrients in it that a liver has because it does have a lot of good nutrients in it

but you can tell immediately and then when you clock it like every single juice head that is this big and they say they're natural right I'm daddy I'm daddy natural I never took a steroid in my entire life and you're like I'm I can't believe people are still doing this that's a lot of the older people that are there's been a resurgence there's a renaissance I it is shocking

what's the name of that light skin black guy that's a bodybuilder. He's always on. He was, he recently worked out with Jonathan Majors. I forgot his name. I don't know. He recently worked out with Jonathan Mayors. I don't know. It was like a thing. It was like, uh, like Donald Majors came back. He's like, he's like, he's also yoke. Of course. Beyond his fucking mind. What did he admit that he's juice? Well, he was he said he's, he's, he's, there's no way he's not. Well, he's obvious, but did he admit is what I'm saying. I mean, I don't know. I know. I know it's not.

But like, it's, it's insane. It's like, why. Like, it's, it's so fine to admit it. it. Listen, I understand why the people that are, they're doing it for profit because there's still organizations like Jim Shark and there's other places. There's a guy named Greg Doucette that has a whole empire and he'll sign on people and he just, there's this new guy. I can't remember his name, but he's like a fucking 20 year old kid or something. He's like 20. He's very young. He said he's only been lifting for three years and he looks better than most people that are actively been taking steroids for years. No, not Sam Sulek. Sam Sulek. Sam Sulek, He'll admit it, though.

He'll be like, yeah, I'm dame. He's never denied it. No one looks like him also. I've never seen a person look like it. And he's also caked in acne. He's all. He's never denied it. Not Sam Suuk.

There's this guy that has, he looks kind of like Arab or something. I can't remember his name. But this guy, Greg Doucette, who sounds like Iago. Imagine this fucking jacked guy. And he talks like, you know, Iago from Aladdin. The parrot? Oh, right, right, right. I forgot.

Larry Wheeler. I think of him as Gilbert Godfrey primarily. Okay. You know what I mean? Like I totally forgot. No, no, I just totally forgot. I haven't seen Aladdin in fucking forever. But basically there's a guy named Greg Ducet that when he gets really mad, he has a really high.

And he talks like, and it sounds like, oh, it's Gilbert Godfrey. And then I think it got so insecure that he doesn't yell anymore. So he just talks low always because he sounded like the parrot. So you've seen this super jacked dude that sounds like the biggest bitch ever. But to be fair, I guess, you know, Brock Lesnar, Mike Tyson, there's people that are terrifying. Yeah, yeah. But they sound like pussies, you know, so it doesn't really mean anything.

Yeah. Brock Lesnar. That motherfucker, he was competing. Holy shit. The fact that people got in that octagon, like, you couldn't give me money to fight. It's terrifying how big he is. Have you seen his daughter? His daughter's huge.

Yeah, it was talking about it around the show. Yes, right? So it is genetic to a degree that, that. Nobody, look, this needs to be addressed. Of course. Jesus Christ, because this is. the thing that's so, the steroid stuff is just as dumb as politics, right? And take any subject, people are going to take it out of context. They're going to do whatever

they want. They're going to try to profit off of it. So there's a lot of people that think steroids is, oh, the chico, like you'll never, you'll never look like, you'll take as much steroids as you want. You'll never look like Brock Lesner, right? Yeah. You never look like certain people because they fucking have awesome Gen X. But that's, it should buy an eye test of somebody. I literally knew a guy. I can't believe his last name was actually, I'm going to to say it because it's stickler, but here's the thing. Oh, sorry, sorry, not stickler, stickle. Stickle. Yeah, and here's the thing. I can't believe how he looked. He literally had no definition. He was sticks. And I was like, how is your name stickle? And you don't even have calves.

Like, you know, like, you know how there's usually like a little bit of a separation? Yeah, even if you're not that athletic, I can still see your calves. Sure. No. He had sticks. And I'm like, your name can't be stickle. And this is stupid. That's rough. You'd almost imagine that that would motivate you to not look like that. Right. You know?

Right. That would be, I have to get away from this name and not look like this. But it's funny. It's like, did the parents, I'm assuming his parents like his dad or something's a stick to. And it's like a line of sticks. And that's why it became, that name was actually given to them. But for. Like butcher.

But butcher. Smith, stickle. That's crazy. It was a slur made by like conquerors for his entire lineage. You're like, you're the stickles. That's fucking crazy. That's wild. I couldn't believe it. I was like... Millions of years, though, those genetics

worked. I guess they did, right? For millions of years. Millions of years of evolution led to that moment. And he's, he's still around. Yes, sticking up. Is he still stick like? I wish I didn't know about... Start taking mass gainer and he's... got fucking wild. I hope he's joked.

It would just be a thicker stick. It would still not be the cab. It's going to be, you might you take a like a fucking magnifying glass and then kind of see the little curvature like maybe that's the base of his calf. It's always been weird because like people like people that like

work out. Like I have quite a few friends who are like ad vit like they work out and they're not on they're not on fucking gain. And they can get muscular but it's there's a peak you know like a certain point. And obviously when they flex they look way bigger than what they do normally, but it's, it's a wall. And he's just like, that's on roids.

And you're like, oh, that doesn't look natural. Yeah. People don't look like that. Like, obviously, there's a lot of people that have been just fool. I think, like I said, like, why I said it's like politics, they've been since these giant people are telling them they're natural, they're just taking their word for it. Instead of like, you know, using any type of common sense. I had a little about it.

Because when Chris Evans is Captain America, that, and especially in the first movie, he was roided up. You're not telling, you cannot tell me. because you see Chris Evans outside of Superer Rose and he's in shape but he's not a wall. He doesn't have a legit breasts. These guys gain

like 60 pounds of muscle in like six to nine months. That's usually a massive tells years of work that get that much muscle. Like that especially 60s little exaggerate. We'll say 30 pounds.

All right. Even that. It's like give somebody like 10 years to gain and sustain 30 pounds, like after, say, they've been working out. Like, Chris Evans was never in bad shape, right? He was a good shape. He was in good shape. So then for him to gain as much muscles he did, I'm like, of course you need performance

and asking drugs. The thing that just upsets me is just the not talking about it part. Like, I liked, what's his name, Rob McLearnie? Is that his name from, it's always Cerney? Serney. It's always Surney. Rob McElhenney. Thank you.

Yeah. It's a weird name. He's like, yeah, of course. But, yeah, Mac, he, like, how could he not? Like it's just, you know, it's You see me a year ago? It's like, did you see me one whole year ago? I was fat.

Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean? It's, you appreciate that shit. And most people in the body industry, but like I said, there's a renaissance.

Well, real builders, like, actual lifters from like, that really do that? They're like, oh, yeah, duh. Like, what do you mean? I forgot my phone on the car because I wanted to show you that guy. Can you do me a favor?

What's that? So I don't remember his name. Kingsen always has his phone on him during the show. Yeah, that's true. So this this YouTube Are you singleed out when we all do it? What? Are you serious? No, no, well, we don't all do it.

I make an effort to put my phone away. Literally. That's crazy. I literally make an effort. Maybe recently. I do. Maybe. Do you just don't pay attention because you're talking too much.

But I do. Doing the show, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't remember the guy's name, a YouTuber name Anabolic Stick has been trashing him. Anabolic stick is. Yeah, anabolic stick.

That's a crazy. What? So it's like, you know, like, what would you call it? Like, um, no, oxymoron, right? Yeah. No, I understand. It's just like, it's a crazy name for an entire channel. Yeah.

He's, he basically is a college student that's bored and started making. Oh my God, Julian, what's you call the Fitz, Fitzgerald or is it? Fitzgerald. He's one of them. He's one of the new guys. He's one of the new guys that claims he's natural. He looks, that guy that you were talking about the light skin dude, yeah, worked out with him. Um, but this is the guy, uh, Hussein Farhot.

He's saying... I know who's the part is. So he's another one. These guys are like 18, 20. They're around, you know, they're not even legal to drink yet. And they're all saying they're natural. Like, could you look at these pictures? Look at this kid.

And they're saying they're natural. Yeah, that's not natural. And then the picture before was basically the same size as you three years later. Three years later. And they're saying they're natural. I'm like, what is happening? And then that parrot pussy that I was talking about Greg Gusset, he's been lifting, competitor, IBF and all this shit.

he knows better, but then he like wants to profit off these kids. So he's like, well, he gave me a fucking blood test and he's natural. I'm like, well, yeah, he can just off cycle and then give you a test. You can just not be on a cycle and give someone a blood test. The way that you have to prove it is multiple blood test for a significant amount of time. Is he maintaining his muscle mass? It's insane. It's just as weasily but just not as important as politics, right?

Sure. It's just as weasily, but it's just not as important. like by orders of magnitude for sure. That's the only thing why it's not, why I don't talk about it. So he, the liver king is obviously, is obviously massively, yeah, massively right up. So that's the whole thing. His downfall was because him being exposed. Right.

Him being fucking stupid and already trying to get better deals on drugs because he was spending tens of thousands of dollars a month on his physique. And he even got, he won't admit it, but he got fake like implants for his abs. they're not real at all. If you look at them, they look so, they don't move. That's awesome.

People don't understand that abs don't look. That means they're just so strong. Yeah. They don't understand what abs supposed to look like and how people, some people have fucked like not, the average six pack doesn't look like that.

They're not perfect. They're not perfect. They're all in, some people's abs don't separate the right way. So they're just like, they're just one pack there or it's slant. Some people are genetically gifted and they have,

they look like a superhero, a hero where it's like, wow, the symmetry is out off this charts, but you look at most people. It's, dude, there's a guy. It's all AI. Yeah.

Dude, there's an Armenian dude that terrifies him in the UFC. Armand, no, not Armand, sorry. But his ribs, because his genetics, they stick out. It look like scythe's that are just like, so. Judded out, rage. They're just jutting out. And every time he fights, I feel disgusted watching him. Isn't that like a rib flare?

Isn't that like a? I don't know what you call it. A flip flare? Did you say, you fucking moron? Sorry. My bad. Holy shit. Tenkashi 69 over here

Why are you so convinced that that was his name? It's Takashi? I thought it was Tenkashi. No, bro. It's Takashi. It's Takashi really? Yeah, I was like, but you were so convinced. I thought it was Tenkashi.

I could have swore it. Yeah. No, you said, so in that clip, you said Takashi was the guy in Cyberpunk 767 and Tenkashi was Tenkashi 69. Oh, okay. That's not, that was told, both were wrong. It was Takahana, right?

It was it Takamura. Takamura. Takamura. Yeah. Which I can never remember. for some reason. Yeah, Takeda. Takeda is a different name.

I think Tengkashi, somebody commented on that clip and they were like, Tancashi is the, there's like a robot who makes you sushi in Fallout 4 or something. Named Tinkashi. Named Tengkashi. I think. Although that's a comment. I don't know how true that is. He makes he sushi?

Yeah, I guess. It sounds racist. I don't remember Fallout 4. My robot in Tau 4 was named Cogsworth. Yeah, but. Yeah, yours. There's a bunch of other ones. I killed him.

Of course you killed. Who didn't blow him up at some point? What? I left him alive. I don't think you can really kill him, kill him. No, you can blow him up and he's fine. He's like, master, I'm back. I always play those games, like, without companions,

unless it's like dog meat or something. Dog means. I don't want a person with me, like, commenting on shit. Well, they usually, they're also, you can, even if you're trying to, it's the one thing you're trying to get in their good graces, too. Let's say you're trying to smash a chick, right? And then all of a sudden you do something shady and she disapproves.

I'm like, bitch, get, go away. Yeah, it's like shit like that. Don't come with me. I usually play good guys and things, unfortunately. so I usually just don't have to. I don't have to worry about it. Sometimes you just... I like Valentine's gray in morality, so he's like, shoot that, nigga.

And I'm like, gotcha, Nick. I blow his hell. Well, listen, before we get too deep into the show, Patreon. Oncom, I'm slash the Star Tank. Remember, you can go over there. Early access, ad free, various tiers, all sorts of shit. Also, snartank.com. Some new merch in there.

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Which, by the way, I did watch this. I wore this on the last episode, but it was at the end of a laundry cycle and I realized I'm wearing the exact same clothes technically. That's excellent. Like, at least the shirt in the hat. I'm not horrible. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't live like Asmond gold generally. You know what the crazy thing about Asmond gold is that his goatee is shapely. It's like groomed. Yeah, yeah, so he tries and then gives up immediately. That's too much.

Like after that, he's exhausted. It's like those games where people play, no, you go. It's like those games where people play the first 10 seconds, and then they get the first achievement for, like, finishing the first level, and then the second achievement's got like a 10% completion rating. Yeah. Because nobody wants to play deeper into the game.

That's his grooming habits. That is him to a tee. Because it really doesn't make sense. I'm like, wow, unless he's so genetically gifted to where, It just grows like that and he does no nothing. Would you accept that gift? I don't care. If you,

let me put it this way more specifically. You're a soul in heaven or whatever. Yeah. And you're in like the waiting room before you go out. Of course. And somebody goes like, hey, this is going to be you.

We can either, this is, you're going to have all of these things wrong with you. But your goatee is going to be perfect. You're going to be pristine. Do you have, Do you have like a choice? Absolutely not.

What are you saying? If you have a choice, then you can choose no, but if you don't have a choice, I'm like, whatever, you have a choice. You could swipe left. It's like your worm genie or whatever. What, worm genie? Your worm genie. Your warm genie, your warm feet foot genie.

Oh yeah, yeah. It's like that. Yeah, exactly. It's just like that. Hey, would you like to suck? Would you like to be horrible? Or not? You could probably be whatever.

I don't know. Something random. I never got a good look at Aspen Gold really, actually, at all this time. Is he one of those people with, like, no chin? He has, what's the recess that the really tall girl with the big glasses? Oh, my God. That's what he looks like. No, Spinelli.

He's one of the Ashley's. I don't know what her name is. What the fuck, Gretchen? Is it? Gretchen, yeah. Is that Gretchen? Is it? That sounds right.

I know the, Gretchen is definitely one of the names. All right. Then there was a little fat, then there was a little fat kid. No, there's the little fat kid. Then there was the big fat kid that could sing. Who always had a sandwich on deck. I was like, yo, where does he get the sandwiches from, bro? Then it was a black boy.

The blonde one is the blonde fat one. What was his name? I forgot his name. He could sing really well. He could? Yeah. It was like fatso. Fatty.

And then there was a little kid that's clearly going to be a school shooter. Oh, yeah. His dad was in the military. He's the thing on crap. It's so funny because that little nerd kid clearly, clearly looks like a, He looks like a veteran kind of. Exactly. He's got like the,

the buzz cut kind of thing going. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in gray, green kind of. Oh, because it's like, dad like, is a piece of shit, right? Yeah. What's his name? Gus?

Was that Gus? I don't remember. Or was Gus the main guy? Every time I hear Gus, I think of breaking bad now. Gus is one of them. I remember this Gus. And then there's Randall the snitch, right?

Randall's, Randall's a creature. He's like, I like, I like that Randall looked like Randall from. What you call it? What? What are you saying? Mikey.

Who's Michael? Mikey's the fat kid. But his name is Mikey Bloomberg. Oh, I didn't know that. Me neither. Bloomberg, eh? That's the mayor. Or that was one of them, or governor?

Michael, Michael Bloomberg? He was one of the mayor. Bloomberg was one of them. He's one of them. He's official from New York. I know that. Yeah, yeah. Mikey Bloomberg.

That's so weird. Blumberg. Which one's Gus? Gus. kid, the military kid? Yeah, I think so. I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. T.J's the main guy.

T.J. J.J. Detweiler. Debtweiler. And Gretchen. So Gretchen. So Gretchen. These names are crazy. Gretchen Grundler. Gretchen grundler.

That sounds like a fucking W.W.E. Rundler sounds like it comes from the ground. Brundle sounds like it comes from the ground. It comes from up under you and grabs you. And you get grundled under the floor. You get grundled. Oh, the grundler. The Grunler.

Oh. It's crazy to me that like I never once thought about these people's last names ever. Yeah, I didn't think. Diday Detweiler is the one. I just knew them. Spinelli is the last name. Spinelli's the only one that I knew. She's an Ashley.

Ashley. Right. And they wanted the Ashley. Dude, I forgot about this whole show. It's all coming back to me. She was an Ashley and she didn't want to be one of the Ashley. When they found out about it, they wanted her to be in that. Yeah.

And then she wasn't for a little bit. She was like, I hate these people so much. And it's like, I get it. And then Vince, Vince, Vince LaSalle. Who's Vince. She's the black guy. Oh, we're okay. The black kid that would go on later to, you know, join the NBA.

You know, it's so funny. There's like, I'm on the wiki or whatever. And it's like, these are unofficial secondary characters. The corn chip girl, the pale kids. I kind of remember that. I kind of remember that. Because they all have those sectors. Who was the king's name?

What was the king's name? Menlo. Wait, what? Oh, I remember that name too. The king. There was the king. Oh, yeah, I don't remember. And then T.

TJ beat him one day. And T.J. became king for a baby. He didn't want anymore. And he gave it back then. Menlo. I do remember that name. Is that a real name? Well, I've never known any of who did that.

Did Paul and Jalen ever tell you that story about meeting Menlo in Puerto Rico? He was like on crutches on a bike or something. There was a person in Puerto Rico named Menlo. That's what they told me. That's clearly a fib, brother. It's clearly a fib. But they've been so consistent about it throughout the years. It doesn't mean it's not a fib.

No, but like I don't know what to make of it really. Why would they keep it up that long? I'm going to do some bullshit. You've never met. You don't know that. No, no, no. No, it's like to the, to the point of, like, specifics after long periods of time. Like, where I'm just like, you would have to, there's no way you guys would have remembered this detail in sync for this long, for this to be fake.

But it sounds like a fake-ass story. And Menlo is the fakes name I've ever heard. Manlo is the first time I've ever seen Menlo ever outside of that story. And it's fucking be up a little bit. Is it M-A-N-L-O-W? M-E-N-L-O. Oh, man, Minlo. Man, man.

I can't fucking deal with this shit. Menlo, Menlo, Menlo. To me it sounds like a Southeast Asian name. Like, Benlo? Like, I don't fucking... I got no, man. Yeah. Whatever.

Who cares? I guess it's a real name. Somebody fucking obviously. Where is Southeast Asia even? What do you mean? It's to the southeast of Asia. What do you mean? Where is that in like the world, in the greater scale of the world?

Asia? Where's Asia? And where's the southeast of that? I wish I had a sawed off right now. Just feed it to you. Just feed it to you know? Eat a gun. I don't eat metal.

Lunch time, brother. I don't eat metal. Hey, do me a favor. Just put a little, apply a little pressure to the trigger.

Like this? What are you fucking talking about? What are you talking about? Shoot you in the bathtub while you're like in the Sopranos. There'd just be a mess. I still need to watch that, man. Good show.

I've only ever seen people die in that show. Someone got shot in the fucking bathtub? I've never seen that show at all. I've never seen a single episode of the Sopranos. I've just like, I just, I think I've, Video showed up on my feed, like, I think three weeks ago, called, said every death in the soprano.

I was like, right. That's a good show. I don't want to watch it. I was like, how these people die? I don't want to see that because I bet there's some very significant ones that I'd be like, oh, I wish I didn't know that. Pretty much everyone is significant for the story. Well, you know what's crazy about it? Because I haven't seen the show and it means so little to me.

And I was only watching half paying attention. I don't remember anybody who died. It might as well be completely fucking, I could watch that entire. show and still be surprised. The only thing that I would be surprised by, I guess, is like when a scene would start and a guy is in the bathtub. And I'd be like, oh, it's that guy. It's the moment. It's the moment. It's going to happen. It's like the red wedding for me. I actually say Dragon Age Origins. I hadn't played it in enough time to where there was things I forgot. So when I did my review about Vanguard, the Vail Guard or whatever the fuck, there were things that I was talking about.

People were correcting me because I just forgot about shit in the game. That's what happens. And I was like, oh, yeah. This happened. And you, yeah. Your brain auto-corrects there. moments that are probably done a little dumb and you're like this would be done better if my brain it's like and you talk about it and you're like wait a minute it wasn't done like that this is kind of stupid actually it happened this way you bitch and I'm like oh yeah okay sorry man my bad dude video game people are patched me bro do we want to do we want to move on the questions or you gotta give a shout out to the oh shout out to yeah shout out to uh um zaron momdani oh let's go he won the uh a lot of people like i see a lot of people like i see a lot of

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He didn't win. He's not the mayor. He's not the mayor yet. I saw people like celebrating as if that was the case. Oh, like, like he's officially the mayor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm just like, yeah, no. He won the Democratic primary, which means he will be the Democratic nominee for mayor up against like a conservative who's definitely going to lose. He's not going to win. Or maybe, I don't know, maybe Cuomo runs his independent. Well, Eric Adams also is running. Yeah, Eric Adams, because Eric Adams went independent because he's a bitch. Yeah, he's a, um, Cuomo might do the same thing because he's a bitch. he eats I feel they would just eat away

from each other's votes I feel like Cuomo Well I think I think they've lost I think they're gonna Goombo should fuck off That would be nice Getting double spanked is

That's bad I saw it to weed that was like It's amazing how like getting all of the Every endorsement From everybody on the Jeffrey Epstein flight logs Didn't pay off You see like Clinton endorsed them or something Or like

It's just like Why the fuck do we even care about these people Of course It upsets me that he was still even as close as he was. You know, like, obviously he's... Right, right, yeah. But just looking at the number of votes.

Like maybe... It was like 35 or 36 to 42 or something. Something like that. Yeah. It wasn't like a absolute landslide. It was like maybe 100,000 plus votes of a difference, but that's still disgusting. Yeah.

Where I'm like, there's still too many people that are just mindlessly lining up and voting for this safe name. Bill Clinton said I said this guy's good. It's the problem is that old people are voting for that. It's a clean. But it's a big. But it's like... It's just brand recognition.

Well, I mean, there's a lot less of them Big as a Cuomo. Big true. Big true. Big true. That was another tweet I saw. It was just like a shame Cuomo killed all of his voters.

Crazy. Crazy activity, dude. But yeah, no, shout out. Shout out to Mom Dani. I don't know. From what I've seen from him, I like him. Some of the stuff that he says, I'm not really confident on how you're going to do that, really,

in New York City. But like, he seems like a decent dude. If he fucks up. be more than happy to rick him over the coals, but... I'm okay with that. I'm okay. I wish, like, say, for example, I wish Comlow would have ran like that. Imagine if Kamlo would have ran like that and say there was some, if she had some wild, like, stuff that she said.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if she couldn't get it done, I'd be like, oh, yeah, you're a dumb bitch politician. I get it. You're going to do the same thing as everybody, but better, much better, right, right, right. Then just being like, oh, I'm going to do virtually the same thing as that old fossil that everybody was tired of. I'm like, oh, cool. Yeah, well, this is, this is what I, this is what I mean by, like, when I say that I hate the corporate Democrats more than pretty much anybody is because it's just like

with a Trump mega guy like you're too far gone there's something wrong with your brain you know what I mean you're gone you're gone you don't know you don't know no better you're stupid Bill Clinton knows you know he knows what a Mumdani win means and it means it's like his club is over

and they're willfully getting in the way of that and that's what I hate about him more than anything else I think I think they're trying to wait for them to die they're making way harder to traffic children I'm trying to trap My only counter is I agree that the I miss Epstein so much Because they stand in the way of the progressive party actually

I miss Epstein I miss Epstein I miss Jeffey I'm gonna play this Epstein saxophone song I'm like what is it Gwynn Lord of Cinder On the saxophone When nae Nen and That's crazy

He's playing That's crazy That actually might be sick actually. He's playing every instrument a part of it with the saxophone. You're hearing chimes and shit and you're like I want to see. That's amazing.

Why was he the president? Why was he the music? What's going on? He's on less children. Bill Clinton's in the subway with a loop station making all sorts of like That's insane.

A little girl's about to throw in some like changes. He's... He's still doing his thing. She's gone. You can't see her anymore. He does that bag of holding type of shit, bro. He does that venom, like, mouth move from fucking Burma versus Capcom.

He's... Blung, bling, bling. But yeah, shout out to... Two frames. Shout out to Mom Donnie. He's... I mean, I hope he wins. It would be cool.

It's looking good. I can't... Eric Adams is so fucking disgraced. I can't imagine. It is funny, though, that, like, I mean, Cuomo was disgraced too and he still got like a crazy amount of support. So I don't know.

We'll see. It is funny though that like he has to fight through this gauntlet of it's almost like Scott Pilgrim. He has to fight through like this gauntlet of like corrupt corrupt mayors. Yeah. And yeah, maybe he won. And then and then he too can get hamstrung by the establishment and not be able to do fucking anything. Oh sure. They'll do everything to make his job as difficult as humanly possible.

Just like my favorite president ever. man, I love him. Yeah, they're cool. FDR? No, well, Jimmy. Fat dick. Jimmy Carter? Oh, Jay Carter.

He's my favorite president. Remember he was talking about Israel being the problem and everybody was like, you're the desire. Anti-Semi. That's specifically what finished him. That's specifically what secured him for not getting elected again. He didn't want to go to war. But fucked after that.

He got slaughtered. I mean, I like him as a guy. I think he was the only good person president we probably ever had, actually. That's that's 100% accurate, but it's kind of like, that's also kind of like, I wasn't a destructive person. But that's also kind of like, oh, my mechanic's a really good guy. Yeah, hey, man.

He could stand to fix the car a little better. I'll take, I'll take, I'll take w's where I can, man. I'll take a couple of w's. That is a fair point. I'll take a humane person over a bomb addict that the next four presidents led us into war immediately. I just want somebody to be actually, even if they're like, still going along with the bombing. I want them to be like

shitting their pants at night and they're actually bothered by what they're doing even though they're still going along with it. I just wish we even had somebody I feel, I don't know if it's true. Pomona doesn't feel nothing. That's what I mean.

Like people like that, like I'd want them gone the ones that just see them as numbers and not people anymore. Yeah. You know, like I just want people to even feel some sort of conflict in them.

Did you see? Oh, you're still human. Yeah. Did you see that? of Zoran, I can't remember how long ago it was. It was recent though. It was like in the last year or two. Where he was like,

I think somebody was asking him a question to like, would you welcome Netanyahu into the city? He was like, we'd arrest him. Fucking internet award criminal. Fucking awesome. That is the, he literally can't go to UN country.

That's crazy. Undoubtedly, the coolest thing I've ever heard a New York mayor or like candidate for mayor ever say. Yeah. Like, yeah, I would arrest. I would, I would.

Benjamin Daniel who said footier, I had arrested him immediately. It's like, yes, that's sick. Perfect. That's what I'm saying. It's like, hey, yeah. It would be nice if everybody was consistent about that, you know? Like, arresting war criminals would be sick.

That would be a pretty good, that's a general good idea. At least like not endorsing them. How about that? Like, maybe it's not endorsing them. Bare minimum. Basically like, hey, look. Bare minimum. I'm not going to hunt you, but like, don't come here.

You suck. It's like, ah. Yeah. We're doing everything we can to help out of our allies. I hope we see a way. of a this is the trend right this is the trend of uh it's I know the problem is a lot of the

dissent and this is something that um oh man I watch I listened to Bernie Sanders was on Joe Rogan's podcast I was very shocked because I saw a clip circulating I thought it was from the first time he was on a long time ago that's what I thought yeah then I uh he showed up

in my feed at first I was mad because I'm like why the fuck is Joe Rogan on my recommended page but I saw that it was today posted or yesterday So I started watching it I went on a rant on Instagram Because I got too angry of course Because it's just most of like

Bernie Sanders is a politician And he's trying to be nice as humanly possible And that's not necessarily what we need right now So kind of coddling Joe And also when Joe would push back Against some of the stuff that was That Bernie was saying He wouldn't

He wouldn't try hard enough to be like Joe Stop He's trying to be nice He's trying to be nice And that doesn't work Because what happened is clips circulating around of fucking Chuds thinking that

oh Joe blew the fuck out of a he blew him the fuck out like oh Bernie Lou he showed him Like say Trump suing all of these fucking networks Is a good thing Because Bernie was trying to like be like Hey this is anti-free speech This also sets the president that you should not talk about somebody Because if you do they're gonna

And then Joe's like no that's not why he did it That's not why he did it because they were cutting the editing thing And then Bernie could have just said, Negro, do you have any idea how many times fucking Fox News edit shit? They just literally did it just a little while ago. Yeah. Where they just like, oh, hey, are you going to release the Epstein files

and cut out the part where he was like, I would release it less so because, you know, there's some innocent people involved. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, they just did that out. They just did that recently. Like before he got elected, right? Yeah.

But it's like Bernie could have countered with that, but Joe is so sure of himself that Trump's doing the right thing by suing. And I'm like, how could you think that as a normal human being? Yeah, Joe Rogan's too confidently wrong and Bernie is too nice. He's too nice. And so I kind of lost my mind specifically. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed. sponsored jobs. When I got reminded of it this morning, I was like, why am I so angry? And I remember, oh yeah, I was just, I was just thinking about that stuff. Yeah, we'd never see that podcast, though.

The podcast of him or correcting him, we'd never see that podcast. The podcast will never be shown up. What are you talking about? The podcast of Boney getting about, like, growing it, like constantly correct to be like, just like the fact that he... No, no, no, no, you would see it

because he wouldn't register it as him being corrected. You don't think someone else would be in the one that handles, like, actually the set with everything. I've seen so many clips. out from his show of people correcting him in real time and him just being like, oh, crazy. Or he just pretends like it didn't have. He literally just doesn't care. It's like the thing with Bill Burr.

It's not like he would be like cut that out. He blew me the fuck out. Like I don't think Joe has that self-awareness. Because the Bill Burr episode, right? The reason why that got aired is because he thought it was, he thought that Bill, he wasn't smarter to tell that Bill was insulting him. But that's why would he also be smart enough to tell when people are like accurate? You know what I'm saying?

Because of the idea of like someone like actually staying their ground against to be like, nah, dude, you're wrong. because Bill's making jokes. Well, I guess he's at, he won't have on people who are being, like, say he would never have on Kyle Klinsky again, knowing how the conversation would go. Because Kyle would have called him verbally. Because Kyle's not going to be nice, like, Bernie. So he's not going to have Kyle on, or say there's this guy name on, he's an archaeologist.

I can't remember his name like. Oh, Flint Dibble, right? Flint Dibble. I only think you. Fucking ridiculous name. It's an archaeologist, too. That's fucking crazy. Shut up for him, dude.

His name is Flint and he's an archaeologist. pretty fucking amazing. It's kind of crazy. It's all, it's all connected, right? It's like, it's like just stating a perfect baby

like, you're gonna dig up stuff. He's like, I can't wait. He has an urge for as a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's made me what happened. Outside of this house, his name wasn't in Flint. It was probably like, what, like Jonathan. Yeah, there was a guy. He bigs a lot.

I remember there's a kid on the news. His name was Vegas Fox. It was crazy. I thought about this. They did a thing on him because he was like a superstar. He had like superstar he had like superstar prospect of being like

football player or whatever. And I was like, oh, I wonder what he's up to. And he's actually a fox in Vegas. Like an animal? I was hoping. I was hoping.

I was hoping for something different. I let myself hope. That is crazy that I let myself hope. I was like, he's not going to make that joke. He's not going to go to that obvious thing. I thought he's going to get killed. He got killed by a fox or he lives in Vegas,

something like that. Like, no, he's a fox in Vegas. You did something to be that. It's really, you really hurt a part of me. That's crazy. Anyway. Yeah.

Yeah. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see. Everyone's dumb and gay. Yeah. The final thing of my bingo list is, in fact, Ramoswami getting shot dead. Last thing I did. That is perfect.

I think he turned to the green goblin because he already has like the shape. If you look at his head, he's, oh, I know what you mean. He has the way he would do his hair. His ears are already kind of playing. He's got high hair. Or a fay. He can just say he's like an elf. He is Indian also though.

Yeah, but that's a given. There's a descriptor. Like, I'm just giving descriptors. That's it. I'm giving him more descriptor. It's in case someone doesn't know that he's Indian. Oh. Yeah, there's the people that know Vivek Ramashwami is Indian.

They might have heard the name. They were like, oh, he's there. Swarmy? I did say Schwarmi. This is the people know, man. Everybody's like, oh, he is. Vivek Ramashwama. Anyway.

Let's move on to some questions. Have you ever had Schwarma? I'm sure I have. I can't imagine that I have. You've had chicken over rice in New York, come on. Yeah, like I don't know if I've ever thought, oh, I'm going to order Schwarma. Oh, no.

But I've definitely had it. I would love a chicken over rice, man. Oh, my God. We don't have those over here. Sounds complicated. We don't have that kind of it. You fucking, you fucking don't. Anyway, so we move on to some questions

from our patrons over at patreon. on com slash a snark tank? Yeah. I think that'd be a good idea. Yes, Christopher. Obie, what is it? Oh, this name is crazy. Obitrice?

Obarach Ken Obama. Jesus Christ. Obi-Rock, Kilobam. Like Obi-Wan Kenobi and Brabama. Oh. I wouldn't have got, I would not have asked it. No, that's a rough one to read. Saying, let me be clear before getting, what is it?

I want, I actually want, before getting stabbed by Dard. Darth Maul Dart B. Vader I don't know what any of this shit means Dart B Vader What's that supposed to be I look man

I actually you know what We're not gonna read questions Like in general Like in general ever again Yeah Just no more I think we should take The rest of this podcast

From here on now Just to pray Oh yeah moment of silence We like that What are we need to Is this nigga Was that crazy on you? What the fuck

What was that? What was that? What? Do do do do do do. Where did that come from? That song's a good song. It's playing in my head. It is a good song.

It is a good song. It's just do. Dan, nah, nah, nah. I love heart. I saw them.

I saw them live. That's pretty sick, dude. I fucking love heart. But I, it is really, that's so red. Welcome to Radio Sween.

It's just the songs that are playing. It's just, it's just, it's just, which song is that? Crazy on you? Yeah. It's just,

you, crazy on you, then like, freaking, I don't know, like, I just beheadings and then freaking, freaking. All right. You, we're listening to audio of ISIS beheadings. Isisbeeheading. Isisbeheading. MP3 is insane. On my morning walk, blasting that in my headphones.

Loud. It's like clipping. Crazy on you. Then, oh. Shhh, shh, shh. Oh, no. Shk. Then barracuda.

Bim. All right. All right. So this guy with the Obarok Kanobama name, which I don't know, I'm not going to read that again. He wrote and he said, hello, my intrusive thoughts. What's the most badass name of someone slash something that you can think of from any media? To keep it short, in the game project, in the game Project Wingman, there's a civil war within the biggest faction in said universe, a nation comprising Western USA and coastal Asia 400 years after Yellowstone.

Three members of the Rebellion's Coast Guard were able to seize an advance. Lance battleship from the enemy's navy, which ended up being the main flagship of the game. The captain of the ship ended up naming it the... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum,

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Eminent domain. That's all right. That sounds like an elite ship. It does. Although an elite ships are great. That was my brain. My brain first goes to elite ships when I think of this. The fucking shadow of intent.

Which is a band also. That's a good name. It's a good name. I like a lot of sci-fi ship names are pretty good. Yeah. No, absolutely. I like truth of reconciliation. It's another fucking great one.

Yeah, the truth and reconciliation is sick. Pillar of Autumn is sick. I love the name Althric Storm Cloak. I know that's like Olfric Storm Cloak. But I love that name. I love him too

because I love how you meet him. You love Ulfrey Storm Cloak. It's crazy. I like that. I love that character. He's a bad guy, but like sort of a bad guy. He doesn't have to be.

He's sort of not a good guy. It depends on how you feel about because like, I mean, you know, I just don't like elves. So that's why I was. Like, this guy seems kind of... How you feel like Ulfric Storm Club

really depends on how what you feel about immigration, I think. I guess so. How racist you are, yeah. I guess so, yeah. Yeah. Because I met him and I was like, oh, he's a white man. My simple, my simple colonized mentality is like, he's, you know, he's, good looking out for everybody.

Then you realize he's only for the norwich and you're like, oh. Yeah, I mean, he's... That's dangerous. I already killed... I already killed the empire, too, so it's a little late now. If like, uh, if, like, or, like, say... The dark elves, the dark elves. Those are the problem.

Well, what I'm saying is, like, say if the Imperial, say, like, if General Tallis was not trying to, I, I just imagine, I just imagine the high-ells are all just junkies. That's badass. That's badass. They're just fucking, what are these? They're in a trap house. They're just listening to fucking Jimmy Hendricks and stuff. They're just air guitar in the fucking air guitar. Some guy tweaking.

Some guy's high-and-s. Someone's high on school. to the point it's leaking out of his eyes. And it's like, just kill this guy. That's how you become a Falmer. You get too high. They did you scuma, I think, right? Didn't they scoom them themselves out?

Or they ate the mushrooms. They were going to eat the mushrooms. And they became blinding creatures. Something like that, yeah. That's cool. How are you supposed to not hate Falmer? Like, how do they want you to like? What do you mean?

Because it wasn't feel bad. Did you play the DLC for Skyron? No. No. Well, you don't count. You don't count. I played Skyron when it was first out. and never really again

I played like what? No, no, I mean I played it originally and then I played the original Skyrim and then like I got my fill of it And then I went back and I kind of

Every time I would come back to it I would always feel like well this isn't the canon play through You know what I mean? I had my canon experience with it So like everything else I'm just kind of like I'm not even really curious About what the rest of the game is You miss out.

Whoa that's that's I mean like hey dude you already had your play through You had your fun I don't once a month to get the urge to play it again I do but I never finish it you know what I mean I never play through the entirety of Skyrim again. Right. I usually just jump in, kill a bunch of things, you know, explore a bit. And then eventually I just peter off.

My problem's a little bit of opposite because I played it late. So I played it with everything. So I don't really want to go back to the plate anymore. It's already done most of it. Sure. I just like being in that, I just like being in that world. It just feels a good world. It's a good world.

The vibe of that place is immaculate. I like that you get to... Speaking of a great name, Skyrim is fucking sick. Skyrim is a great name. It's probably the best name out of all those fucking countries or whatever. Yeah, there's other, a lot of the other ones are cute. You know what I mean? It's like elsewhere.

Yeah. It's like, that's cute. I guess Hammerfell's kind of cool. Hammerfell sounds like an accident though. Morrillville. Yeah. I think Moro is a hammer fell. I think all of those sounds cool actually.

Todd Howard is a, oh. I dropped this hammer. I dropped this hammer. Get the new book. Yeah. I guess, yeah. There's a lot of cool names. Like, there's Never Winter.

That's places that says a cool name But that also just sounds like A truth somewhere Yeah you know There's candle keep You're not really selling me on this I like the candle key Maybe that's a cool place

Handle key Sounds like a store I don't care about candles Sounds like fucking Yankee candles Sounds like the world market Unless you put them up your ass and light them That's cool Balthor's gate is another cool one

Baldur's gate is Yeah You need more context for it to be cool If you don't know if you don't know Baldur is They're going to fuck about no Balders Gate. But if you know, oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah.

And then there's like, I don't know. There's a bunch of those are cool names. I'm glad that they like. I think Skyrim is uniquely cool though. They, I think Skyrim is kind of silly as the rim part. This means like, you're just giving somebody. Get the fuck out of here, dude. But like, I also understand that that's a cool idea.

Like, I get it. You think like like a sex move? Like somebody suspended in there. He's all the time. Skyrim. And a person is like, that person is going crazy, man. It's way better than if you're on the. ground. It's just way better.

It's the blood flow. It's the blood flow. It's the blood flow. It's better every any year. It's so stupid. Oh, there's plenty of cool name. It's like there's. Yeah, I mean, fair. Fair. They're a cool name. But I do. In Skyrim just, I don't know, it's just really appealing. Sounds really appealing. Yeah. A lot of video game weapons have great names. Weapons in general have the coolest names. I think that's the point of weapons. I think Excalibur is fucking dope, actually. That's, it's old school. Obviously, it's like very standard. But like, the, the, the, the

the phonetics of Excalibals. lover is fucking sick. Yeah, I agree. There's a bunch of, like Game of Thrones is full of cool named weapons. Yeah. Freaking Widows whale. That's such a fucking cool name because I kill husbands. It's so good. It's like, oh man, that's really good. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, the Oathkeeper. There's Blackfire. There's, uh, there's Tyrion's peepee. Tyrion's penis. And it's bigger than you think it would be. Tyrion's always bigger. Peepy? Yeah. What do you mean? There's that classic weapon that he's always wheeled. There's ice. I've never seen Game of Throat.

There's ice. That's a cool fucking name for a sword. Isis? Ice is. Oh. It's named Ice. What about, I mean,

those are both not ideal? What about this bitch ass? A needle? Yeah. Needle. Yeah. Needle. I don't think that's,

I don't want to slap her on the fucking face. That's a silly name, but it's like, whatever. She's like, she gets this little cute ass fucking like little rapier kind of thing. Needle. Oh, it's like calling my mom.

We had a black cat. Oh, call it panther. I'm like, oh. So, so clever. Whoa. I was like, let's call it confetti. Let's call it confetti. It'll be sick.

It's a cute. It's a cute. That's cute. Confetti's a great name. It's a fucking good name. Confetti's a great name for a cat. And she was like, no, Panther. This cat's name is Negro, and you're going to call it Negro, right?

I'm just like, you're like, mother. I don't think you understand how. I don't think anything on the Panther. That's too easy. It's like, I feel like if you meet anybody and you tell my black cats named Panther, they immediately think less of you. They would kill the cat. They'd rush and they grab the cat.

The cats They pull the head off But there's way more It's like not enough gave you Like oh this is a cat And you're like whoa I'm like What's happening

And the cat's still It's still like all the integrity Still That's crazy That's wild Yeah Yeah There's probably

John's sword name again John's sword I forgot I forgot I completely Long claw Long claw Yeah

That's kind of gay That's okay It was better When it was a bear But when they made it A wolf Longclaw It feels a little lamer

Yeah. Yeah. As far as to like a character, or like even a, is it specifically like a character? It's just anything with a name from fiction or media that just fucking sounds sick, I guess. Yeah, there's a lot of cool. I don't know why I just like the... Hello, hello.

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And I've always liked that. I was like, that sounds cool. That sounds clever. Way better than scientists usually. do when they're naming shit. Because they'll have like the placeholder names that's just a bunch of numbers and stuff. But then it's like, I want to make it more personal. It's gay as fuck.

You know what's crazy about Mass Effect? You know what's crazy about Mass Effect? Because I genuinely think like if that ship wasn't called the Normandy. Yeah. I would like it maybe like a little more. 10, 15% less. Oh, okay. Like the game.

Really? Yeah, there's something about the name, the Normandy. I don't know what the significance of that. I don't, well, I just think it's like it's like. like it just sounds very efficient. It sounds like I'm really in charge of something. Yeah. Where if it was called like, I don't know,

Dawnblade or something. You know what I mean? I'd be like, it kind of sounds like it's trying. That sounds like it's trying too hard. Normandy sounds real. Yeah. It sounds like this is the name of a real ship.

And I'm a real ass captain. Yeah. This is mine. Some of it's got some good stuff in there when I think about it. Some of their guns, like they had this little submachine gun called the, the tempest. Oh yeah, the tempest.

cool name, the Revenant, which was that... The shotgun? That fucking... No, no, no. That was that big... When you first go on that derelict shipped, you know, and then they're playing... They're pretending like it's empty, and then they try to trap you. So the first time you go there, you get the Revenant.

And it's just like an assault rifle. Whoa. That's really powerful, but the spread is ridiculously stupid. So it's like all over the place, but it's really powerful. So I always use it anyway. I like the Revenant. That sounds sick as fuck. And that that fucking movie where the Leo gets raped by the bear.

Yeah, I was like, the tree inward. That's what I first heard of that. And I was like, oh, I never knew about this one. This is brand new. Oh, the tree inward. Yeah, that part was just unnecessary. But I love that. I love that.

I love that they added it for some reason for authenticity because it was a. I never knew that that's what some people called them. I didn't know that. I never heard that in my life once. And that's strange. And I thought I would have, me, I would have heard that somewhere. You hear sand inward all the time. So it's like, okay.

Okay, but it just feels so much more meaner than the other word in general. Savage. What else? Half savage is my favorite. Half savage is my favorite one. It's just mean. Is this like not? I don't really know that many Native America.

You're a savage of a savage. I don't know very many Native American slurs actually come to think of it. Well, I don't know any of the ones for like the basic U.S. ones. Oh. Yeah. I mean. Because the island ones are just completely different. Uh-huh.

It's called McCoolies and that's fucking so much more to be. I guess that's so much more disrespectful, though. I know, like, that's used all over the world, like a coolie. It was used for the proper Indians, and they called people in a completely part of the world that. It's like, sure, sure, dude. Isn't that great? It's, I love, I love, good old Europe. Good old Europe.

Good old Europe will return after these messages. Here's an interesting one. Blonde, blue-eyed German man taking Alex Jones, sloppy. and then it cuts off because the name's too long. Sick. Says, hey little boy, big man and big little man. I wanted to say that you guys are a bit too nice to Hassan, in my opinion. Disregarding how people feel about his politics,

I just think it's wild that he is not absolutely hated in left-wing circles because of his treatment of women. From being a pickup artist... I don't really remember that. Oh, yeah, those old pickup artist videos. I forgot about those. I didn't know. From being a pickup artist telling people to separate women from their friends

in order to manipulate them into sleeping with you and making guides on how to specifically target college he said collage college freshman for sex on the young Turks to frequently visiting brothels and taking advantage of low-income women while claiming he is a feminist who cares by consent as well as calling the police on his ex-girlfriend because he was jealous I don't know what any of this for this

I think he should ideally use his on-the-ground journalism to inspect the remaining nuclear facilities in Iran do you agree That's funny My whole thing is Especially one of the biggest things That I don't appreciate in As far as being like a person

Is if I if somebody is shown that the Like I would say action speak louder In the words A very obvious thing If people have shown growth Like if somebody's done dumb shit like that Like I wasn't aware of his pick up artistry Because remember I was saying That I thought he was just

An angry retard that played games And rage quit and stuff Right And then it took a while for me to figure out more about him And he's like oh he's mainly a political streamer and also some of his takes aren't nearly as bad as I thought because of just listening to talk for a long time. So that was like my evolution.

I never went as far back to knowing what he. I had no idea as a pick of artists. I'm actually a little bit curious to see funny clips of him. They're really funny. Like I see them circulating every now and again where it's just like it. He's, it's, um, it's maybe just pre or around the same time where he was just like very much like

early, you know, like alpha kind of like. He was a dude. He was a frat guy, basically. Yeah. And they're cringe videos. Like 100%. That actually intrigues me a little bit. I want to see that.

That sounds funny. They are pretty funny. But my thing is, like say, I remember a long time ago... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is...

answer, what is the future of computing? Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff?

Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture, of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Like, I remember seeing some people on the left making fun of somebody for used to be a 9-11 truther. Used to, keyword. Right. And I'm like, well, they're not anymore. So what is the, you can say, if you want to laugh amongst each other and be like,

oh, that's funny, but to try to use that as a point of. against them when they've already shown growth and they don't believe in that dumb shit anymore. I kind of don't really have anything to say where there is better examples of like say, maybe, say for example, if Hassan, if Asan was like, oh, Bernie's great and then he's like Trump's great. And then he flips the Bernie again. I'd be like, nah, fuck off. Like at that point, I'd be like, no, no, because that wasn't a genuine growth thing. You can't fucking be like Joe Rogan and be authentic, right? People don't want people, don't want, people don't want to go. People have vindication. That's the thing. People want to be vindicated in their beliefs. Like, oh, you suck.

and you have sucked and you will suck. There is that. That's a big thing. Okay, okay, so I guess from my point of view, since I don't care about that, I understand other people do so I'm not saying that you shouldn't. I think that's stupid. I agree with you. I think it's very dumb.

I think in certain aspects, I don't want to completely poo that because when I say I don't like something, I'm not just saying like across the board that I think it's bad. Because I think vindication in some ways, like there were people that caught wind of like, say the alt-right. They snuffed it They sniffed it out immediately When When some of those people

Were being like Oh no We're just the alternative right That's what we're called the alt right We're not racist Like they would lie But there's people that are like No I know exactly what you guys are doing

They called it out And I'm like Those people are vindicated I don't mind them being vindicated Because that's even something I'm like oh wow You guys saw it way before Say like myself

I didn't know About this weird culture Of lying and Fort Chan And all this shit Anyway long story short I said again But yeah And Hassan, look, man, the pickup artist stuff, say, if he still believes women are lesser than now, then it'd be like, holy shit, I had no idea.

And as far as the brothel stuff goes, I don't really, because it's not like, if I, I only know one thing when they talked about the brothel thing, and it was in Europe. I think it was in the Netherlands or something. And in a place where it was, if I remember correctly, it was taken seriously. It's not, it was like a actual, like they have work. It's not like how it is in America. Sure. So I don't know. I would need to know more about that stuff, but I'm glad he brought it up because I have no idea.

He's a, like a pick. That's crazy. Yeah, you should watch it. I have no idea. It's why like I'm, I've just kind of maintained it very much like I just kind of don't like the guy. But like I also, I don't care really enough. He doesn't inspire hatred in me or really anything. I'm very, very.

Yeah. I treat like anybody else. Like it's just like, all right, sometimes you say things I agree with them. Sometimes I think you're a dick. Yes. And annoying. and that's fine. I don't...

That's my brain touch him to. It's like, look, he's clearly a fucking dude, bro that has like good looking that comes from money. And like he clearly probably had that mentality. Like,

it's, you could see it on him still. Even though he's like better than he wasn't that than before, he's still look at him and see it. He's getting older. I don't think he's,

uh, well, how old is he? He's 30, probably 33, 34. Yeah, he's like, he's still,

to me, I'm like, he's still relatively young. I've shown in since I've done you two, what, now for almost 10 years or something, some like that, I've grown in certain aspects. I haven't changed very much, but there are some things that like, oh, I got this wrong, got

this wrong. My misogynistic tendencies are all jokes. I don't actually give a fuck about it. So I'll never change on that. Yeah, you're the opposite of him. Yeah, I'm just being stupid, you know, like I don't actually give a fuck. But, and, and, and, sir, you may not have caught this, the person with the question, you may not have caught this episode, but there was one time I was saying that it sucks

that the most popular people on the left are like the worst representation like say Hassan fucking Vash Destiny all of those people are horrible ambassadors to what the internet culture of what like politics could be and it would be for left-leaning representative

Dean Withers is another one too or I'm just like Yeah it's just the people that are He's a bit annoying that's it's a problem He's arrogant he's annoying He does he kind of knows he's he's a little bit it's just it's he's getting too much clout towards like it's kind of getting to him you know what i mean and uh i don't like that i watched some of his clips on ticot and they were kind insufferable uh it's just it's i'm seeing people like him's prop up too there's a the algorithm

is rewarding people dean withers basically people's first and last names and they're dressing a certain way they look very they don't look like they almost look like conservatives almost because they're so clean yeah but it's like the algorithms kind of prop in the people, they're getting massive amounts of views. I'm talking about like 100,000, almost a million view and it's the worst content you ever see. Like it's, it's, it's, it's just. I'm going to start doing that. I'm going to start doing that. You could. So it's going to rebrand. I'm going to be Christopher Ray. It's, uh, that'll be, Chris Ray. Yeah. That will, and then just, you're shaved, you're good. Um, put a blazer on. Oh yeah. I swear to God, if you put a blazer on,

it'll get, you'll pick up in the algorithm. I'm not even joking. I think you're right. I've been seeing this. I mean, it works the other way around. Like, I forgot the guy that guy from the Gritton X podcast. I forgot his name. Britson. I don't even know. He's a light skin. He's a light skin black guy that talks about like just, just in general on progressive

politics. And he looks like a nigger. Like he looks like a nigga in the most, the most, like, in extreme sense. But then he talks to him. He's a fucking Bay Area dude. He has a like Bay Area accent. He talks about it. He's talking about like progressive politics.

I think I know exactly your time on. And you're like, oh shit. We need people like that. I think he's another person where it's just his name too. It's a weird thing that I started to observe that I'm like, I was. I wanted to test the theory out. I know what the podcast. I don't know his exact name.

Put a blazer on. I don't, um, I, I think I know who you're talking about though. I just, I think he might have been, uh, I,

I've seen him interview a lot of people that were tied with the young Turks, um, because there's people that left the young Turks. Him really? I never saw an interview his, but I mean, I have to, I'm assuming we're talking about,

we could be talking about someone different. But yeah, whatever though. Thanks for riding in, sir. I, I, I'm excited to see,

what is what, dude, I pick up artist thing. I can find one right now. I want to get your, I want to get your, oh, please. Oh, please. Please.

Please. Some of them are fucking mega- Carl Jops. Did you see his bullshit? Carl Jopes? No, Jopes or whatever. I barely even know who that is to me.

Right. He's the speed running guy that recently got, so he was working with Moudahar, right, to expose. Oh, didn't he get sued or something? Yeah, so he got sued by, um, oh, no, no, no, no, is this full. It's not the same guy. Watch this podcast, bro.

It'll be like a breath of fresh air. You got to send me like a link or something because I'm going to forget. Breath of Fresh Air. But Carl Jobs, you remember the, so the completionist, Gerard or whatever? So Billy Mitchell, we talked about it on the podcast. So after all that stuff went down and Billy Mitchell successfully sued, right? And Carl Jobs or Job's owes him a bunch of money. People started digging into Carl because they realized that he kind of sucks.

That, oh, he kind of misled a lot of people about what the whole lawsuit was about. He claims he didn't mislead, but he did. There's no way around it. Long story, I can't help but say that. He was a pickup artist. He started off being a pickup artist. And I'm like, what the fuck is, I don't, that content is so stupid to me. I don't understand.

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It finally leads to hooking up and you're bold enough to grab an ass cheek and then maybe even get some handplay downstairs What is the next move you need to get out of there and you need to get out of there fast? Hopefully with the girl so you have to use these five magic words. Let's get out of here You might think wait a minute. There's no way this is gonna work. Yes, it does. Let's get out of here. It's time to get out of there and it's time to separate her from her herd meaning her proud of girlfriend They're going to do their best to cock block you because they're fat and lonely. Was he on like MTV or something? What the fuck is that? It was just, I don't know.

I don't know the context of it. I just think it's funny. I don't particularly care. Brother. And that never makes sense to me because that's just, that's just being young and stupid. Like that's so far from like, like, like, there are so many more problematic mentalities to have than that. No, no, hold on. Wait, I understand.

I know what you're saying. But like it's also an extended charity that you wouldn't give to other people. No, no, no, no. You know what I mean? Like I think it's like, it's only fair to be like, oh, yeah, it's kind of cringe. No, it is. It is. It is cringe and it's undoubtedly cringe.

But I think fundamentally, like, people, like, I understand he did that and that's a dumb dude bro shit and whatever. But like, to hate him, to focus hate on him, meanwhile. No, no, I hate that argument. I think that argument has to be stated. I don't know, man Because there's real villainy Like it's like Sure

But like Okay look Time on Same thing about you When people are aiming All that racist Dump shit at you It's like

Chris may be stupid And not aware of certain things When he says stuff But there are real villains Out there They're like Fuck this guy And it's like

Sure But it's kind of making the argument Where it's like There's always something worse Going on So why focus on me It's kind of the issue That I have

Well if it if there's lines There's degrees Sure I would only say that So since I don't Since I don't know this guy, if I saw that he was like, say, doing what Ethan Klein was doing, crusading about Hassan and not paying attention to the absolute horrific people that are surrounding Maga and stuff like that, then I'd be like, yeah, I completely agree with you. If I see somebody consistently, like I follow some people that are consistently shitting on like the worst people in politics, but then they'll also take swipes at Hassan for saying something stupid. I have no problem with that.

I have no problem because they're there they're being consistent. They're focusing more on intention on the worst stuff, but then they also have a little bit of time to shit on some other people. I don't have any problem with that at all. Also granted, like the big thing comes from Hassan being a mature enough to be like, yeah, that was dumb. If that's the thing,

yeah, that was dumb. I did that. It is the only problem that I, because like there's technically not even, it's, if he, because like,

look, if you've ever, if you've ever picked up somebody at a bar, you may not have used that exact words. Let's get out. here, but there's always been some type of conversation like that. Like, hey, you want to go here? You know, there's been something that to me that's normal.

It is making content. Being a pickup artist is fucking crazy. It is. That's what's crazy. It is weird. It's like wild. It's also. I think everybody said, let's get out of here. Yeah.

Like if you didn't use that exact phrase, he said something similar. Yeah, but then to be like, wait, I have something here. Yeah. I got to fuck up. I've got to listen to me. I have the key. That's my favorite part of pickup artist content Is the idea like reverse engineering it back to

Not just from the first episode or the first video that they do But thinking about like what it took for them to get To the point where they even decided that they wanted to do that in the first place Yeah Being like dude like get so much slash man You should do a YouTube channel about getting slashed And it's like you're so right You're like at the bar like what the dude

You're so fucking right dude While I'm texting seven women and getting no responses You're fuck You know it's so crazy because I've had the opposite thoughts of not trying to get pussy, but I actually try to like, I started, I started noticing before, before there was the waves of articles of the lonely, the male loneliness epidemic, I really started to notice it was during the pandemic. I started to notice a lot of people were asking me a lot of things, especially when they saw

that I was, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Joe Joe and then I got married and stuff. So then a lot of people were asking me for advice constantly. And I thought I would do AMA and then a significant of it would be about relationship advice. Even somebody I knew personally, I'm like, I can't believe you're fucking ask me this. My first best friend asked me something. And I'm like, okay, what the fuck's going on? So instead of being like, here's how to get pussy, bro.

It was, I never launched it, but I have art for it and everything. It was called the Lonely Hearts Club. It was going to be a segment. Oh, yeah, I remember. Yeah. And I was going to focus on just trying to help these dudes out that are, so they don't have to go to Andrew Tate or the fucking, uh, Hassan type that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not going to get any fucking good advice from

listening that shit, man. A particular problem is that we are, also well beyond that age or mentality to have that. Like we are, we are like that's the one that will never work on us particularly because we're not. We're well beyond that. We're all beyond the point of like,

how do you talk to girls? It's like, bro, we, I don't put my fucking reps in years and years ago. And by now I just talk to people. I'm going to talk to them, you know? Or like I'm with a person long for years so it doesn't really matter. But so I understand why,

like I understand why it exists for young people. But the same time is it's like it's going to be organic. But clearly not anymore. It doesn't work the same way it used to anymore. So the most, here's the thing. The most unfortunate reality that all these dudes need to understand is that it is supposed to be natural and organic. If you are even asking the question of how to talk, you're already kind of fucked.

I'm going to be 100% honest. Also, you're at a major disadvantage because it's just like, as anybody like us will tell you, it is like talking to anybody else. Have a conversation with them. Don't try to fuck them. Be their fucking friend. The biggest thing also is you're not old. You're not old.

That's the biggest problem that a lot of young men have is you're not old. Right. A woman's affection. You're not old to fuck your friends. Exactly. You're not. Talk to them as they are a friend, a person that you actually want to hang out with and you like hanging out with them. If you're inching them, if it's a bar and you're just trying to get pussy, that's different.

If that is your lane that you want, okay, I don't have that type of information. Maybe you do want to talk to Hassan. Yeah. But still. Talk to 2012 Hassan right now. Right now. Now, it's on the way. He was that on the next.

Something like that. Really? That's so long. Really? How old is he? 2012? I don't fucking do. He's like 21 now.

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I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

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kid. I put him up to that. I swear to God, dude. Yeah, but I do think I did, I don't know. You think of Jake put him up to it? Jank made him do it. Jank was like, hey, man, you get a lot of pussy, bro. You ever think about profiting off of that shit? Does a son get pussy? Of course. So we had him do a show for us, right? And then we paid him like, whatever. piece of garbage money. Is that the, what did the background look like in that video?

Uh, let me see. Was it just like a regular? It looked, it wasn't like a, because I remember seeing him where he was indiscernible. In a completely like white background around the young Turks era. I was like,

I was like a, it was like a, oh my God. Like a library. Oh my God. Oh my God. So gay. That's fucking hilarious.

Look, man. I've never. I can proudly say I've never done anything that cringe. Like, you know, people, people can say, like, you know, what I do, the parodies or something. They could say that's all, but not like taking myself seriously and being like, I'm going to teach you how to get women. I've never, I've never taken myself seriously, but oh, fuck, I've been grinch. That's what I mean.

Holy shit. That's what I mean. I feel like that's way being so try hard and thinking that you're important is the worst shit. Like, I like people, even people who are usually like, I understand that I'm. a really important person, they're not usually be like, I'm so important. Look, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna give you, you're gonna love this.

I'm gonna give you gonna be gonorrhea and you're gonna like it. You're gonna like. Because I'm important, it's important, gonna' gotta'an. Nobody wants to hear that. Even when you're the greatest ever, usually people don't wanna hear it, right? They don't wanna hear that shit. Like, we, people hate it.

I know you're great. We know you're great. We don't need it reinforced. Some people hate fucking what's a girl. I know I get pussy. I'm six. He's like six, what is he like six, five or something?

Who is like, Michael. He's like, And he was like, I was the best. Well, yeah. I was the best. And he was the best. And he was the best. At the time.

That's the thing. That's the day. He can talk shit, but still, you don't really like it. It's like Floyd Maywey. People hate Floyd Mayweather. And it's like, you can't beat him now. Especially because he's elusive. Like, he was like, you couldn't get him.

Like that frustrating and shit. Dude, it was so funny watching him box. Because people would be like he's not even, I don't even think he's like, I'm around out of Mexican people. And I'm Mexican people have this belief that Canel Alvarez was even remarkably close to Claymane and it's like, no. he fought Floyd way after his prime and Floyd beat his ass and Kennello did not want to fight him again

because he got beat up by an old dude and he was like oh no no maas no mas no mas but he is also another talent though Canella Abres is an amazing boxer my name is Canelo Avres hello I like his voice like the oil that you're fired him? Yes I am canoo Canola oil avres He's a also fucking huge talent self as well

Hello, I mean Canelo? You ever heard him talk? Canole? Is Mexican speaking English, bro? Hello, what's going on? I don't, I was like, why is your voice so high? Are you canoli? I'm Canoli.

I'm a hybrid of Olo. It's not a Mexican. I have, no, he just has a high voice. Well, a lot of Mexican people with like that, that are like primarily like they grew up their speaking Spanish only. When they speak English, they just sound fucking hilarious. More so than like other Latinos I've ran into in my life. And I'm like, why do you guys?

sounds so insane. Maybe. I don't know. To me, it's, I just love seeing some people that are like, man,

you're a fucking, you're the best in the world. What do you have to say for yourself? Hey. It's me. Tyson and they're like, God, damn.

I can kill several people with two punches. Damn. I'm like Tyson. I raped and everyone still loves me. I went to jail. I can't stop raping. I went to jail for rape and I went to jail for rape and then I talk to my wife

about it publicly actually. Publicly actually. Can I? My plate of steamed ears. Steamed ears. She forgave me live. Would you hear about his daughter getting fucking, uh, hanged on a, on a fucking, uh, a treadmill? Oh, the one that died?

Yeah. Yeah. She was on a treadmill and I think like maybe one of the cords that like, something happened. A young daughter. Yeah. Yeah. She's young daughter. It's, she was like nine or something.

She's crazy. It was a while. It was a long, long time ago. It was a long time. Maybe she was a nine or maybe it was in 2000. I had no idea of this. I remember. I remember a nine is a significant.

It wasn't an old nine. I think the daughter was nine. She's a kid. Oddly enough, I just saw him. On a treadmill? Yeah, a treadmill. Like, there was like a freak accident. Like, and I don't know if it was like the, which makes no sense.

Look, if it was, you know, there's a stop. They're a pull cord for, you know, some treadmills, they have a pull cord. Sure. It's supposed to be in the emergency thing. You pull it to have it stop. And I'm like, was it that thing? Did somehow it like got wrapped around? He talked about it when he, when he was making this, his media comeback after.

you know, after he assaulted his wife and then he came back and then they had that fucking live interview. And it's like, this seems crazy to have these people in the place publicly together. I think that R. Kelly Live interview that I remember. Oh, that shit was great. That was amazing. That shit was great, man. Y'all killing me, man.

I was like, y'all killing me. Are you stupid? Was that what he said? He said, good. Do you guys think I'm dumb? And it's like, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, Robert. I don't remember. Yes, Robert. Kels. Yes, we do. Yes, Robert Kells.

What a shame. Yeah. Anyway. The esoteric order of unemployed diddlers wrote in. He says, Hey, Dennis, played by Chris, Mac, played by Derek and Charlie played by Kingston. I'm played by Mac. You're playing Mac. Oh, I'm playing Mac.

What the fuck? I don't think you have Mac energy at all. Actually, no, no, yeah. Yeah, more so than anybody. Maybe. I think a lot of people probably think I'm in the closet. So, I think that works. That's true.

Mac being gay such a part of his character I forget sometimes Yeah I forget there's a character I kind of like that He's just him I don't like that he's out now

It just I mean But I get it's been so many years Like how long Could you stretch that joke I hope he goes back in It would be great It would be fine Because he did for a second

Because there was There was a moment Where he like admitted it And then as soon as he admitted it Afterwards He didn't go right back in the closet He was like God's not real Because I can't be gay possibly

God already He gave me And it's like Anyway Anyway he writes in He says, what do you think is the most cursed or what is it snake bitten sports franchise? Snake bitten? Is that a turn of phrase?

Like just the curse. Like cursed. I've never heard that phrase, I guess. Me neither, but. What do you think is the most cursed or snake bitten sports franchise that of any of the, any team in the big four sports leagues NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL? Ooh, that's a good question for me. Well, the most curse is clearly the pets. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

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do great, don't lose a game, they go up against the Giants and they just lose. Well, they're not cursed. They've won the most. They still have won the most, but it's like the idea of like the most like magic intervenes at this moment. They'll won to everybody else soon as this fight. It's like over. I need you to pick a better example than an

extremely winning franchise. That's true, I guess. All right. What is the most cursed team ever I think of? A team that just can't get the job done no matter what. Yeah, like somebody, I would say like right now in the NBA, the Pacers, they get so close. Right now, I would say, because, like, say, Reggie Miller, I'm going to go to the Pacers

because Reggie Miller never won a championship. And the one year where it seemed like this is the last chance, his fucking starting lineup was perfect. They were killing everyone. And then malice at the palace happened. They're playing at the fucking palace. The cup gets thrown at Ron Artaest. He goes in the stands.

He frees out. Germaine O'Neill go. Stephen Jackson goes. They all start fighting the fans. they're fucking suspended for a billion years. Like basically that whole season got fucked. And that was their last true chance. And then they finally got back against all odds.

Holy shit, that was that long ago. That's crazy. Yeah. And then all odds, they finally get back to the finals. They didn't get to the finals that year. They were at the finals before, but they would get beaten by like the Lakers or they get beaten by the Bulls because obviously, you know, so. And then they, so they got to the finals this year.

Their game seven, Halliburton's on fire. three fucking three three pointers in the first quarter looking like he's going to have a fucking hell of great game. But then his fucking Achilles ruptures and you saw it in real time, snap. And he's pounding. And then of course that killed everybody's momentum. Obie Top and all of them were like, fuck.

T.J. McCullough tried to carry them. They just couldn't handle it. And it's like, damn, what if Hallie was on it? Maybe they would have won one. But that's the curse right there. That's true. They literally looked like, oh my God, they have a chance. And then it's fucking Achilles snapped.

Dude, that's so unfortunate. So I feel like the Pacers are never going to win. I think they're never going to. I think the NBA is going to collapse somehow. The entire, every city that owns a team is just going to like collapse for some reason right before Indiana is about to win. Like say like, oh my God, what they have to do is dribble out. There's only seconds left. And then there's just going to be a major earthquake.

It's going to sink every city. and then that's it because God hates Indiana God bless shout to my friends from Indiana dude I have no answer to this I think yeah

I think that's unfortunate I would have said the Raiders you know that was my team I know the Jets are I know the Jets are cursed based on people that I know who are Jets fans that's good yeah

but I know Jack fuck about why the Jets the Jets were like good at 09 9th they've had good years and then like same thing Michael Jackson died The Bengals were one of those teams that were trashed for so long. Then they got really good.

They just never get over. The black did the Kardashian for a bit. And then he left. And they were like, well, uh, uh, T.O? Yeah. Yeah. At O.N. He was a freak of nature.

Yeah. Never went anywhere, though. Unfortunately, because he dated a Kardashian. His skill got usurped. Yeah, you can't. So that's a curse, though. He still got us. That literally is a curse.

You get. The only one, the only one that made it sort of unscathed was what you call it was. Kanye. Was, uh, was, uh, I don't know. Travis, Travis to a degree Oh, because he's still with one, any? No, he's had a kid for one. Oh, Travis Scott.

And he's psychinging. Oh, Travis Kelsey? Who are you thinking of? I was thinking of the drummer for, oh, he's with the, not a Kardashian. He's with a Kardashian proper. Oh, the, the drummer. Yeah.

What's his name, Travis Barker? Parker? Barker. Yeah. Travis Barker, the drummer of Blinklin 82's with a Kardashian still, I think. Yeah. So I guess he's the only one, but I think because his curse, it already lifted because he survived a plane crash.

But if he only survived it so he could suffer more. No, but see like that. His curse. He would have, if he was dating the Kardashians before the plane crash, that would have killed him. That would have been too much. But yeah,

it would have been too much. His bad like me would have filled 100. He would have disappeared. The curse didn't get him. Mr. Final like kind of messed up. Mr. Final. He's like,

oh shit, I missed him. I got. The villain of final destination, of course, as we've established. Frederick Final. Frederick.

Frederick. Frederick. Frederick Final. Frederick Final missed him, but he got DJ AM, though. He got that nigger. He killed, well, he's not a nigga, but you know what I mean. He got him. He killed him.

So I had to differentiate. I say DJM and some people are going to be like probably just assuming, oh, it's a brother. I'm like, no, this white as shit. He had to go. She has video of the guy hugging his camel. What do you mean? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I mean, there's a video of a guy that I saw. I'm sorry. On social media the other day. What is the significance of that? So he's dead.

The camel's dead. And he's hugging and he's crying. So it would have been better to say some guy hugging his dead camel instead of some guy just hugging his camel. I was just telling the story Because that's such a Okay yeah I can't think Sorry I'm bad

And I was like But it's weird Because like The video is so close up That you only see the camel's head And camels have weird patterns on him They're very weird looking So I was like what the fuck is

I thought it was like AI or something Because it's just like I don't know what the fuck I'm seeing it Because you couldn't tell like What angle the head was Or whatever the fuck I look in the comments And it's just like a bunch of people

laughing at this dude Who's pet camel died They're laughing at him And then there's also so much of people being like, you guys are so fucking insensitive. You know camels live for 50 years? And I was like, camels live for 50 years. The fuck. That's kind of insane. Anyway, he's dead, that camel.

So unfortunate, man. What do you think he happened to him? I think he camelsed himself out, man. He just cameled out. He just camels out. Too many cigarettes. Damn it. I tried to set you guys up.

You did. You did. Somebody probably sat on the hump and then it got pushed in like those things on the soda drink cups. I've seen a fat white woman. riding a camel and that camel was not happy. The camel goes, that camel is like,

yeah, I'm gonna have, my hump's gonna go to my brain because it's gonna like get squatted. Like an air bubble in, like an air bubble and like tight latex? Yeah, that's like,

yeah, that's fucking heinous. I'm poor camel, man. Poor cow, I've just seen some people just riding these things. Their backs are fucked. They're like,

bro, please stop. And then, And, you know, people are like, no, I'm making good money by breaking your back. So shut up, camel, you fucking idiot. You stupid camel. They'll walk 100 miles right now, camel. And the camel's like, all right.

I've watched people, like, they made like a huge pit. And then they just fire roasted an entire camel is crazy. That's insane. Yeah, because they're such big animals that I'm like, that's, it's just, it's, it's, basically. I can't believe you can just cut the hump of a camel off. And it just, it's just purified drinking water. Mm-hmm. Purified.

pH 8.9. Yeah, yeah, I think that's what that means. Yeah. Yeah. It's sick. It's basically alkaline. Okay. Yeah. You didn't know this?

What are you stupid? You need to go back to school, dummy. You need to go back to school, Kingston, to learn about camel humps and alkaline water. Yeah, alkaline water. I thought, never mind. I could be wrong. They can hold up to 40 gallons alkaline water in their humps.

That's interesting. 40 gallons. Metric gallons. Metric gallons. Anyway, the Punisher jerking it be like, I'm seeing red. That's a decent joke. That's not bad at all. That's not terrible.

That's a decent joke only here, though. Like that's a here joke only. It's literally, if you've ever wanted to get good at completely incompatible stand-up, watch this show and only this show, you'll be really funny exclusively for our audience, and that's it. It'll be funny for like 300 people on the planet only. Anyway, the Punisher Jerkin would be like I'm seeing Red Road. And he says, $1 million is an offer. This is a choice.

$1 million or one-time use, Kamamae Wave. $1 million. Really? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I think I might pick the Kamai Wave. I'd have to pick.

Because you can't do that. That's not something money can buy. That's true. I just don't want to waste the Kamea, yeah. That's the problem. That's the thing, too. It would turn until you'd have it forever. You'd never use it.

Now, you know what I would have? do, I would set up a big event for it. And I would make my million dollars. Come, come see the man who can do a come a MAMA wave. And people will pay money. I'll have like sponsors and all that shit. And I'll make a million probably a little bit more. How are you going to be able to prove you can do it?

For them that, for them to want to invest in you. That's a good point. That's the thing. Yeah. That's not where I'm taking another. Well, you know what I'll do? I'll set up. Oh, you know what?

I'll set it up. I'll set up a smaller one. Oh, this is brilliant. I'll set up a smaller one, right? A smaller event and then I will do it and then I'll have like organic people and like eyewitnesses and all sorts of things and they'll spread the word and then I'll say I'll do it again

and then you won't. And then I just won't. I'll sell all the tickets. That's cool. And then I just won't do it because I... As of 8 p.m. this morning or night Chris Ragan lied to America. I was waiting for him to do the

Kameha Meya. If he did that Kameha, we would have abducted him and thrown him into the United States military. He would have donated him to Israel. Donated him. Donate that Kameha Meera to Israel. They need it. They need it more than anybody.

They need it. He lied to us so he needs to go to prison for a thousand years. Kajooha, juha. That's where they changed. That's crazy. That's crazy. Oh my God. Thank you, President Trump. a very good name.

It's a big beam of light that makes it, everything you can touch is a lot cheaper. Oh my God. Oh my God. You guys have been on one lately. I'm the one that gets the anti-Semi stuff, but you two, you two are on fire more than I am.

We're playfully anti-Semitic. I'm a fucking out of Bugatti, boom, and then it's just like fucking has the price tag of like a fucking Camry or something. Yeah. You're like, let's go. They're just,

it's not cheap. It's, I mean, it's relatively cheap. Relatively, yeah. But I love the idea. that it wouldn't be just like five cents. It scales. It's within people's means. So it's like, oh, you know.

How much of Israel costs you hit Israel? It's like a McDouble. You know, McDowell's for like $2. And they're like, ah, $2. $0.25. That's still a bit steep. Would you? He's charged.

Would you go lower? He's haggling. You guys are tripping. Oh, my God. I don't know. Whatever. I don't know, man. I've seen worse than South Park.

I love, I love when they make a joke and they undercut it by doing something really stupid. Like the Edward joke. I think the episode is so funny, but it's also so... On the price is right?

It's so, yeah. But it's really a fortune. But it's so hyper undercut by what they're doing. And it's like, I know you mean well, but this is like white male comedy where it's like,

I know what you mean, but also you got to understand. It's funny. Oh, it's funny. Absolutely. Yeah. But it shouldn't be commentary But they're trying to do that

And it's like I'm trying to remember what the question was Was it something that what bothers you People that bother you People that bother you Or something like that right My favorite part of that is the camera guy Yeah

The beginning The whole time The beginning The first that he did that Immediately like the first thing happened He didn't even say anything yet I love I think he's not gonna say that right I love that he's not gonna say that right

Perfect That's perfect It is an iconic It is one of the great South Park scenes. Yeah. Like of that show, it's easily top 10. It's that. You know what moment I love? I love Butter saying, nigger. That moment is so fucking funny. Does he say it? Oh, that when he was doing the Pimp stuff? The Biggie small thing. The Biggie small thing. Oh, oh, right. He said damn to get the Wendy and I'm like, okay. This is the Biggie first and he says the wind that's because

yeah. And then Wendy keeps saying, yeah. I'm going to get through this party, nigga and he's like, I'm not to get no damn party. That's what you were saying about like I, because you weren't expecting. That's what I learned about that episode. You weren't expecting Biggie Small who actually appear. So they did it. You say Biggie Smalls like five times in the mirror and he's going to appear. And he actually does.

But then when he does, he starts shooting at you immediately. But he's just jumping around the bathroom. Randy Marsh. Like he starts shooting at Randy Marsh. I think I've seen that episode. Dude, that's a good one. Satan's hosting a Halloween party.

And so he's like, oh, it's a costume party and stuff. And it's that the sub, so that plot is the, the big and small thing. I can't. Was it later?

like earlier. It's a little... It's season 11. Like, season 11, between 9 and 11. That sounds right. Whoa. Whoa.

I think you're right. That sounds right. The subplot is fucking... The murderers, right? The three stooges. Yes. The three murderers. John Wayne Gacy,

Ted Bundy, and some... I can't remember who it else was. But they're trying to get Satan's cake. And then it's the whole... Dude, it's so stupid because then it introduces you to that slapstick fucking old-school comedy,

but also while they're doing crazy shit. Like there's a guy Hey, the guy's like Hey, you guys need help with that cake And then he just runs over him And murder him immediately Dude, I'm like, No, it's crazy because he sees him

And they do the software like stops there And then he just takes off at him to kill him That's a great episode Um Wait, I didn't bring my phone What the fuck? Cool Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell

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This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. I thought my phone was in the car. I just didn't see it. Let's go to the next question, please. I think my peripherals were fucked by this thing. So you would have one million? One million?

Of course, yeah. I think you could monetize it Command, man, but like... You could monetize it, but I feel like... Then you get both. I feel like it's not... I don't know what I'd use it for. That is true.

It would turn into the concept of like, I have sneakers that are worth like a few hundred dollars that I don't wear. You know, because I'm like, oh, I should wait this for an important event. It would turn to that series. Like, I don't know when to use it. I'd probably use it while drunk

and get really in trouble. I could see that probably happening. I don't get that drunk in my life, so I'm not gonna... I mean, I don't normally, but like, there's always going to be an occasion. Would you get, would you get arrogant because you have such power and you'd be like, I was going to. Who was the fuck with me? I would, I would be.

I would say it for, I'd fight me, Straxrickland. Yeah. You have to save it for when Ice shows up. Per Ice? Yeah. That's a good one. Ice is a good one. But I think I'd go to the comedy mothership.

On the biggest day and they're like, you're outside waiting. And you see the gloat. No. I love everybody, by the way, in that. circle. So many comedians just shitting on Austin lately. They hate it. It is so funny. Dude, Tim Dillon was the first one that immediately was like

oh, why did I move here? This is stupid. Yeah. I think he lasted for less than six months. He's like, I fucking hate it here. And then everybody else too, yeah. It's just everything that's bad about L.A., but smaller. None of the good things. Yeah. It's not spread out more. So

and there's less regulation. So all the crazy homeless people that are violent aren't being beaten by the police, the police just don't care. Yeah. Because the police have no incentive to do anything about it.

It's LA without the suburbs of LA are, their fucking lakes are diarrhea. Everybody talks about their diarrhea lakes that they have over there

like in just in Texas property. Oh, Lake diarrhea? Basically they all look like they all look like swamps. It's all Ted Cruz. It just,

it just funnels into Ted Cruz's fucking sink. And he's sitting and sinking bids. Mm, shit! Oh, I'm Ted Cruz. I love eating shit.

That's really like he's he's he's too hand he's shuffling into his mouth. He's two-handed shoveling liquid into his fucking mouth. And he holds a hard piece of a solid piece of liquid. Dude Greg, Greg. It's like you ever see an ant eat water? Like a droplet? That's gross. You guys didn't burn ants when you were kids.

You guys weren't those type of people. I would like torture ants. No, I think I burned it once because I was like, that's not. that's not real. Like I was like, that can't be how that works. And I was kind of right. It didn't really work in the,

in the same way. So I was like, oh, this doesn't really work. That's been really sunny and also a real magnifying guys as we didn't have. Well,

I had a real one. I didn't have a real. I had the little plastic ones from school, you know the ones, like little plastic ones, the little tiny tiny things. Did you have the ones that went,

this is, this might be very specific, but they almost look like car mirrors where they were like, they were kind of like, oh, like, they were like oval shape. They were kind of squareish.

and then they had like a handle like that? No. No. No. I had one of those. I had the ones that were like, if anybody went to school in New York here, they know it.

In New York City maybe. They were like sort of see-throughish plastic that had a bit of a fog. Yeah, the fake ones. I had those ones and it didn't work because you need like a bigger. You see like a proper one. Yeah.

No, my brother was one of those people he would burn. He did that? My brother had. That's scary. That's a. Yeah, I definitely did it. My brother's curiosity to see like if it That's something you see work.

Once it worked or didn't know. And then you're like, oh, I could set things on fire and you go to fire. Going to fire is fine, I think. Because that's this magic to a child. Fire is magical. You're like, oh my God, this is a force. I don't know. I just, I understood.

I understood how dangerous what I said. I didn't fucking around fire. I didn't have a chance. I mean, I did like a few times. You totally did. You told one of the older stories. Yeah. Yeah.

But like, I wasn't like, I wasn't setting fires. I was just like, I wonder if this would. Oh. What the fuck? I want to buy one of those now. Yeah. because they're kind of cool I liked him

but like I mean I didn't burn hands them as glasses and stuff just holding up oh that's probably fuck me up

actually now I think about everything's so magnified shit fucking you're looking at the sun with it you're seeing

you're seeing the sun like I definitely took a magnifying glass of the sun I never did that like and looked at it that

okay well you just I completely understand I can't feel bad for you now yeah you saw something magical though you probably

witnessed something that we never see before yeah saw the... I can't even see you right now because there's a black circle where where the center of my vision is. He just burned that into you. Yeah, every time I watch movies or play video games, I have to play in my peripheral. I imagine somebody

had a fucking MLG cut thing like this. What were you right at? No, they're not looking at the screen. They're still looking at me. Look at me. They're they're... They can only play looking directly at you. Have you guys seen the video of the of the freaking, um, of the smash, not smash the uh, fighting game players? And he like one guy has a fucking like a little a little like fucking cloth over his lap and it just sounds like he's jacking off. Oh yeah. Have you seen that? I've seen that

video. That shit is goldy. Oh, did you see that new, uh, what is it, mango? Have you seen any of that stuff? Um, Mango? I know who he is. It's a streamer guy. I met him before. Oh, that's fucking, yeah, he just got kicked off of his team for a fucking hump in some ladies head on the street. Oh yeah. I mean, he's a melee player. He's a shit head.

I'm be honest man. You gotta you gotta, he got to really pay close attention to that lugwig guy or lovely or he he some so look look this is really weird for me right i don't dislike many people truly i don't but some people rub me the wrong way innately and it's weird when someone does that right like very rarely people are like i don't like you there's one person in a consecration of like dn dsphere that like disrupt me the wrong way and i hate it because they're also they're also of a marginalized group hello hello i'm malcolm glabwell host of smart talks with ibn i recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake M. Beta. We discussed his vision for the future of

quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff. Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed, sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. And I'm like... So what? They're like very, they're a very much so minority in a group of what they're at. So I think they're a form of representation for some people, but for something about them, doesn't be the wrong way.

But Ludwig is one of those people that I look at him and I'm like, something. I don't know what this is. Something don't seem right. And it's weird. I just don't, sometimes I just see people that I'm like, you're too clean and that that concerns me. And then also the people that, apparently that, what's his name? The guy. Huh?

Mango. Like, apparently people know that he sucked. So why was he even around? Like, I don't like... He was one of the best melee players of all time, man. I don't fucking care. I mean, see, to me that that says a lot about your character. If it's more about knowing this guy sucks, I'm like, it's, it's like the alleged now,

if I don't believe the conspiracy theories of why Luca Donchis got traded, for example. If I believe what Nico Harris said about, I don't trust his work, work ethic, he won't get in shape. Who look there? Yeah, I don't know if it's going to be worth paying him the max contract. I don't know if it's going to be worth the extension. If I'm to trust the actual thing that they're saying it is, I would be like, look, it's more about you want people, you don't want certain, even, as matter how good somebody

is, there's certain people you just don't want on your team because you don't trust them. And so I don't know if I believe that. I think I'm a little bit more on the conspiratorial side where I think that the, Oh, they tried to look at it already got finalized? Well, that was, yeah, that was forever ago. To get him, right? To get him? That happened before the trade deadline like months and months ago.

But like it's just, it was, you know, I don't need to get into the conspiracy. But what I'm saying is the actual thing is what a generational talent. This guy's young. But still, I don't think it's worth it to be on the team. And I think we can build a better team without him. Sounds insane. But at the same time, I understand the sentiment if I'm not to believe the conspiracy theories. and Lugwood

I want to say it the fucking German way I want to say Lugwig Ludwig I want to say that I'm trying to say Luddwig Ludwig Just seem the entire person where I'm like You know

Don't look in that guy's closet You know don't look in his closet You're gonna find something weird He seems too marketable Yeah I will agree Yeah Yeah Anyway

What the fuck is that Oh it's a little guy Jimmy This is a little guy look See is that is that That's Jimmy Liverkey He?

No I I don't know. This guy with a little bunch of excess skin on his forehead. It just kind of slopes off the side. That's excess skin? Yeah, it's just kind of an empty. I thought that was there. No, it's just an empty, like folded kind of mass of skin.

That's nice. Yeah, you know. Yeah. For the audience. I like that a lot. Let me see if I can contribute. Let's see if I can help. Oh.

Oh, great contribution. Oh, he drew a bone. Just drew the, the, the, the, the worst looking penis that actually barely This is basically how my penis looks How dare you? That's

I got there's my left ball Which is significantly bigger than my right Uh huh Yeah And that basically goes As a straight line Basically into your shaft

Uh huh I see So don't make fun of me You got your one vein So That's a one vein Nice I got three hairs

If anybody wants to know Because I'm gonna launch Only fans one day Right Here's a preview That's the list That's the length and depth too. It's exactly how it looks.

This is not bad for like chubbed up, you know? We're going to read the names now. It's not that like. This is a, this is a, this is a decently torched penis, I guess. Yeah. The genitals are way too attached. We're going to read the names. That made me, that actually made me so tired.

Stop making fun of me. Stop making fun of my pee-pee, please. Kingston's drawn. Stop the presses. Dude, did, were nudes back in the day people drawing their genitals? Yeah, probably.

I know so many people. I know so many people that said they drew fucking nudes for people and they were just like, when they were younger, like here, just, you draw me a picture of a vagina. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

Well, I meant like their own, I know a guy named Wesley. He would draw, customized like it was nurse, Joy and Officer Jenny, right? Is that the right names? Like, that was, it was his specialty was, oh, do you want nudes of pick an anime girl? Yeah, yeah.

Like, those were in sixth grade. I did that too, a little bit. Did you? For a brief, because I was the only kid in our class that, like, knew how to draw, or like, at least in one year I was. Okay. And so I would make, me and my friends would make comics. And we would sell him.

We sold some comics. Oh, wow. And I heard some guy, like, can you draw? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a matured. technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build

the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there.

What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs.

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Can you draw... I can't remember what the character was. You can draw this lady character fucking naked?

I was like, I guess. They absolutely sucked. They were not good at all. Good enough. It was good enough for fucking him. Yeah. Motherfucker. Freak.

Never wanted to get that picture back. It's so funny though because you grow up, especially in Catholic school, when every grade is the same people basically. Like this maybe one or two new people, maybe one person leaves or whatever. But like it's generally the same group of people for like a long time.

And so like it's funny meeting people when they're that stupid or that embarrassing. And then when they get old enough, to understand how cringe and weird that was. Oh, yeah. But then they can't, like, they can't, like, pretend that that didn't happen.

Yeah, you got to bring it up every day, too. Yeah, so, like, in sixth grade, I'm looking at this guy. I'm like, I remember that you, wanted me to draw this fucking crazy character.

Yeah, you know, that guy that would be it off to whoever it was. Who was it? Was it the fucking Yoshi? The cat lady from Tinchimuyo? Yoshi. Just straight up Yoshi.

Draw a Yoshi with a dick bigger than his body. I want you to draw Yoshi with a cavernous labia. Dude, One of my friends got called Yoshi. One of my friends got called Yoshi. I remember being in the locker room. Something like, you look like Yoshi. And everybody in the room agreeing, he looks like Yoshi.

And he's showing pictures. And I'm just sitting there like, that's a human. Did he look like? No, he looked like a human being. There was no character. There was nothing about him. There has to be something. If everyone agreed.

Maybe they both wore shoes. That's about it. That's stupid. It's about it. They both wore shoes. They both had tongues. Maybe when he sneezed, did he go like, wow.

Or you get out of the egg? It bothers me how accurately you can do that. That's the sound of his asshole. That's not his asshole. As it tore out of fucking shit. As this coach was fucking giving it to him. Someone thrust in Yoshi, you're hearing it. You're like, what's going on?

Oh, there they go again. The tongue's slow though. Oh my god. Did you notice that in Super Mario world that Mario is punching Yoshi? Yeah. To make his tongue, to make a tongue out.

Like, I'm not even joking. No, he does. I think it's more, I was thought of it more as pointing, but yeah. No,

no, motherfuckerucker socks the back of Yoshi's head. Yosha goes, well, it's horses too. That's how you get the horse to do that. There's a horse? No, horse in general? No, in real life.

See, I Can you possibly You're teaching me so much About horses If you ride a horse And you hit it in the top of the head The tongue will come out And attach to

Pass out It'll pass out Also that Oh, you're right Because it's called a donkey punch You're right There you go Just like horses

Dude that makes it kick Doesn't make it to tongue You fucking chip You know what the donkey punch is The sex move Yeah of course I don't know what that is What the fuck is

You don't know what that is Not that I'm aware of Yeah Don't do this But basically If you're If you're banging a chick in the ass, I guess it's gonna be a guy too, right?

You hit them in the back of the head and then they tense up to make it tighter. It's called the donkey punch. You know what a red dragon is? Okay, well, we're gonna read the names now. You know what a strawberry shortcake is? You know what a jelly donut is.

Same thing. Okay. No, I think a jelly donut is the strawberry shortcake without the cone. Yeah, I think so. Go to the Patreon. Go to the Patreon. Patreon pagewagonercom slash snarktank. Shop for all your great shirt needs.

Do you know what the $25 enough? Do you know what the Chris Ray is? No, I don't know what it is. Was it? Well, it's almost, it's like mid-sky rim. But it's like you're not quite on the ground. You're not quite in the sky. So you're kind of levitating them a little bit with your tongue while rimming.

It's called Chris Ray. Why? That's because you do that so often. You're so bragging notion about that. Dude, when I first. Do you remember when we first met? You were like you with a Chris Ray and he gave you a Chris Ray right there. Right in there.

Room full of people. Room pack of people gave him a Chris Ray. Do you want a Chris Ray? That's the first thing he said to me. He walked in. He walked in the first time you guys back and he told me the first time you guys met. He walked right in. You haven't taken your shoes off yet.

You haven't sat down and had any sort of conversation. I think that's funny about that is that you're the only person I know that I have evidence of the first time meeting. Yeah, I wanted to make it as awkward as possible where I was like, oh, there he is. I pulled out my phone and started recording him walking. And I was just like, yeah, I'm going to put this in a video if it goes well.

If it goes well, I don't know he was going to assault me, but then I had to take out the power where he's like, hey, you want to Chris Ray? I'm like, no, it's not a recording you'd getting half of it. Your camera is in the air because your arms are flailing. The camera was broken. You know what's funny to me in that video is that I say the N-word in that video.

You do. he does say together and no one's ever brought it up never. Because, it wasn't hard R too was just regular nigga whatever man

You said some Yeah, I'm pretty sure That is true Yeah And then it was like a gun thing Or something I remember

Yeah yeah It was like a gun thing I can't remember Damn we went to that Burger join That doesn't exist anymore It's called G Burger Oh it's gone

Yeah That was a good burger It was a good It was a good fucking spot It just It was they built it on the shittiest part of our city

They should have put it On the main streets Nobody fucking went there Which I liked Because there was no wines But then they Made no mud That's so tragic, isn't it?

Yeah. It's like something that you like about a place is also the thing that's killing them. The dichotomy of things. They're making your burger and you're just like, man, this is such a great day and you walk out. And they're just fine in the fucking death. I'm crying. He's the only person that comes here ever. We made $9.

We made $9 this fiscal year. We're ruined. Why did you stay open for a year? We thought it would go well, maybe. We thought maybe a holiday would help. He thought winter might help us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Winter, people came in.

It's crazy. We have a burger, hot food, all that stuff. Winter was worse. Way worse. People would look at us and be like, that's too far away, and he would go to the fucking alcohol store. No, they ate at the tire store just right before it.

I can't go any further. I need some. Give me some rubber. Dude, you ever had a tire store sushi, man? It's pretty good. It's like the meatballs at IKEA kind of. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines.

Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? staffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for, or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to

report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75-sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now.

Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. you would be look I've never there's sushi at 7-11 and I question those people

sushi at a tire store Yeah at fucking uh Mavis discount tire That's crazy They have a sushi bar You're a savage You have the best stomach You have a better stomach

Than a fucking condor Like the vultures That can dissolve everything There's probably wild bacteria In fucking 711 711 is weird to me because, like, they sell food, but I can't imagine ever buying food. I've never bought food with 7-11 in my life.

I know people who do. The dogs are okay. That's all right. I think you're right for it. Yeah. I still, I don't know if I have the confidence to get a hot dog from 7-11. The only reason why I have, so I wouldn't, it depends on the clerk who's handling them. If I, if I look at them and I don't know what's going on with the clerk, but I worked at a 7-11 distribution center.

You did this. You're doing. I worked at the 7-11 distributor center that handled almost 1,000 stores in SoCal. Derek, what are you saying? Derek, Derek, Derek, you got to understand what you just said. You do, right? Yes, but it's not that big of a deal to me. Oh, okay, you can't believe it.

Yeah. Are we going to read the names? I mean, I guess we can if we don't want to, yeah, we don't need to talk about the logistics of 7-Eleven. I don't know how. And the hand-frangly. Yeah. Yeah. And we don't need to talk about.

Would you ask the person their name? We didn't talk about gay shit either. Would you ask the person their name before if they served it to you? No, just look at them. Your country of origin? No, just listen. Did you have their country of origin? Listen.

Are you going to use your hands to pick that up? Would you have stuff like that? Let me, let me, let me, give me gloves and I'll reach. I can reach. It doesn't have to, it doesn't have to. That's crazy. That's crazy. There are plenty of, gloves and a bar of soap.

That's insane. There's one that lives by us that he's, I like that guy. And I trust him. But there's certain people I look at you and I'm like, ugh, I don't know what you did with those dogs, you know? Yeah, yeah. So, there's that. The issue that I have is that, like, I saw a video. I saw a video of a guy.

I think, like, the clerk at the 7-Eleven was, like, back in the storage room or whatever, like, moving some stuff. And a guy comes in, takes all the dogs, deep throats all of them, and puts them back into the thing and then leaves. And that kind of fucked me up because I'm like, I don't know about this one. See, that's what I'm talking about. I usually can tell the people that I'm like, oh, you're fucking those hot dogs. So I don't trust them. Hot dog fucking crazy.

And there's other, you know, there's other people. I'm like, hey, you're putting curry on those. I don't want you to do that. I walk in. I'm like, what's your name? I'm like, what are my name is? $25 and out gets you your name right at the end of the show, make me say whatever the fuck you want me to say.

And, uh, you know, 7-Eleven in fucking Norway? What? Dude, I was in Norway. Is it still called 7-11 or they use Norwegian numbers? It's the same store. Is it called Wushachin time? 11 or something like that.

11 is still this night. 11. It was crazy. You walked through the door and it's like, d-da-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. And I was like, oh, crazy. All right, well. Here too.

Damien's walk back out. Here, too. Inescapable. Fuck, dude. Count me down, please. I was just standing on the hot dogs. Most insane thing I've heard it. Oh, my God, it's so crazy.

That is crazy. He's like riding up like a ladder. I didn't say that. It's not even the same thing. I think you, it's close enough. It's just mad. It's bananas.

Oh my God. You walk and he's standing on them. You're like, what the fuck is happening? Can I, could you get off? I'm trying to get a dog. He's like,

I'm supposed to be here. He's still trying to get one. You still try to get one. Oh, God. Hey, shout out to my Indian brothers and sisters, man. I love you all. I don't. Oh, my brother.

I'm kidding, dude. I'm kidding, dude. No, I'm cutting that out. Don't even say anything. I'm cutting out. You're trying to save it. Stop, dude. I've had sex with an Indian woman, bro.

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I've only had sex with a halfie, dude. Maybe of you trying to grab it. I'm talking to. a foot wrapped around it. He's doing the handstand the whole time. It's actually kind of impressive. We gotta go. We do have to go.

Please call me out. Okay, okay, three, two, one. Come up with the air on a fucking dying. Yeah, go ahead. The Dead Spider, loud fart. wavvy. Delta Gamma. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell,

host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna, and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service, 10 years ago, they're already five years behind.

If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology. is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks.

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. MC Brainworm. What do you think about that, Derek? I don't like India people. That's so an opportunity. I did it.

A lot of part. Delta games. M.C. Brainworm. Literally fed this toddler last week. Why is he still crying? Squimp his bugs. Don't you know? What is that?

I don't know, man. Clamule Esquire, user guildmaster, snark tanks, hung his trans girl. Using Kingston's tooth gap as a flashlight, Colin Moriarty, oh my God,

they just killed Krillin. You bastards. Doctrine featuring stained. Now that it's all said and stained, I can't believe you were the stained, to stained me up then stained me Jesus Christ I'm going

Yeah it's a lot of stains I'm going to kill the president of the mortar The Rizzler being on Sesame Street Is a monument to our sins Gaylo combat evolved Two rats in a trench coat PM candidate For the ultra thieves I break checked a Nissan Ultima

So hard it made the driver anemic And the car gay Ooo I'm Tofi Naifu Your Fave Wifu Now come for me That's crazy Oh man we didn't address sorry dude We didn't address that fucking Norwegian guy

Getting denied access to into the country Because he had a that bald J.D. Vance meme on his phone Was that real? Was that real? Does that really happen 100% like insane It totally did So I was like that can't be real there must be like Something we're missing But like that's crazy I did see that That's real wild

They're even talking about it like it's it's like it's it's Oh, it's actually like, oh, wow. It's like real shit happening, dude. That is so crazy. What a free speech and free free, yay. Everything's great. We don't need more Norwegians, though, to be fair. We don't.

There's enough. There's so many of them. I've never really. I can't walk out of the street without tripping over a Norwegian. I don't think I've mentioned a Norwegian in my life. You met Norwegians? You met one. You sure?

Yeah. Yeah. Do you know that fly that was here? One of the last time we were recorded? Yeah, I remember my ex, that fly? You met my ex We did the trash Yeah

Yeah, I remember Yeah, there you go It's one You got one I met one Everybody gets one I met a swede before Interesting

Yeah A peti pie? Huh? Petit pie? I don't know what I would be talking A peti pie about You just say hey

Remember when you said the N-WR that was hot He both liked those words Yeah Hey Who will let's say it to go I think Rumi is Swedish Or Norwegian or something Rumi's?

Rumi is like a music YouTube He did the the disc track with idubs and Boyna Band Oh my god He's a nice guy actually I just saw a picture of us

And all at one of that VidCon stuff And I was like ooh I think Were you taking a picture With Boitman And then I'm in the foreground Like

I love that photo I think I tweeted it I think I tweeted that photo out And I was like lull Whenever they have I think I remember that I think everyone I don't know

He Then you like Some sexual stuff I don't remember exactly what it was it was just weird I remember I think it was some sex pest stuff I can't remember yeah yeah yeah let's see boy

Jackpotts Boy and Abe we gotta get him on the podcast Jack Parker that we gotta get him on the show Does he still come to I'm sure he still comes Vid he still comes

I'm sure he still comes In general Yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't sure which one you know In general In general Shal Okay The Sloker 2 why so derpy, reckless rhino,

berserker, Beatles, big bouncy backside, Kingston B-Boy. It's your real dad, Mr. Crabs. That's why your skin mults every year. There's no moot no more. There was one time that your arm was fucking molting like crazy. It was gross. It is gross. It made me convinced that you were

not of this earth. You have that white man gene, right? Which one? That Exama or whatever? Axma's not a white, but Africans have excema. What do you mean? I've never met one except for you. I've never met one. You're the only person I've ever met with Examine, actually. Yeah.

I barely have any white genetics at all, like actually. Okay. Are you sure what did that exit? You're not Kingston Jameson? Yeah, because we were property. That's mean we're had the genetic. I think I know better than that, dude. I think I know better.

I think I know a little bit more than you. I was like slightly English. That's it. Like a fucking hint to English somewhere in there. Other than that, it's pretty sure on your 23 immediate said 140% white. I'd be so mad. I'm like, why? I didn't get any of the cool part.

Do you think the British is where the tooth cap comes from? Yeah. A lot of Jamaicans have two gaps. Do they really? Yeah, it's like common. It's all the British. Just you and the foreign guy. You can both have gaps. That's crazy.

I don't think my grandma has guys. My grandma's half. She doesn't have any white jeans. She's half feather. She's half feather. She's feather. African. Jesus Christ.

And no white. Derek piloting a plane into the Twin Towers. Her name is Kingston Jameson. And I think to myself, who the fuck needs a girl? Yeah, get a guy Exactly, dude. Try it out. Try it out.

All I'm King's dad. Oh, I'm King's dad. Use my ashes in a douche bottle to honor me all. TN. What? These names are so tiring, these ones. Tien's synagogue

and shouts Jew joined by Yamacha. Yamacha. Yamach. Yamach. Yamach. TN. Senagogue? What the hell is his last name?

Shianhan. I didn't, okay. Tien Shahn. Thank you. I didn't know. Fucking ridiculous. That's great. That's his first name actually too.

I guess that technically makes sense. Yeah, yeah. Tian Shanhanhan, yeah. I guess that makes sense. Whatever. Beetle fucker, Dragonballing, bro. Beetlefucker 12,57.

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Round-eyed Asian standing at a strong 5-foot-2 sitting at a respectable 6-foot-8. What the fuck? Boop-de-Bin-Bin-Buh. Does that imply that, like... You're sitting on so much money? Does that imply that his legs are real tiny, but his torso is mega long?

So when he sits down... But how does it negative? How does it negative? What do you mean? Because he's shorter when he stands. up. How would you get taller when you sit down? It's impossible. So I think what he's saying, or how I'm desperately trying to make this make sense in my mind

is more inaccurate way to say it, is his legs are maybe, generously speaking, maybe four inches long. Okay. Yeah. His torso makes up the rest of that five foot two. So when he sits down, there's he's five, basically four. five feet up from the seat, which is taller than a normal person at six foot two sitting down normally.

That makes literally no sense. But you fought, you're in there. It makes sense. It's impossible. How does it not make sense? You're standing, I'm sitting, unless he's sitting on a taller chair, he sits on high chairs. No, Kinsen, the six foot two person has the shortest torso and extremely long legs. Right.

So when he's sitting, he's short still. Yeah. he stands up he's tall so he still sticks two but it's all legs he just said he's five foot two standing and six foot nine sitting no I'm not getting into the details of the numbers right now that's okay so let me let me I'm not trying to get into the details of the numbers I'm trying to make sure I thought I weren't fact checking

I'm trying to make sure I thought we weren't fact checking who said that again JD fucking Vance that's right I right at the debate insane somebody should have slapped this stuff somebody should have walked up on him and slapped His brain out of his ears. It really should have been. He should have been killed. He should have looked like that 3D Vance picture of him real quick.

In the middle of getting hit. He should have gotten several droggers sick on him at that moment. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, it's not impossible theoretically to imagine that somebody, I'm not talking about the numbers specifically. It's not impossible to imagine that somebody who is tall if they have a long, if a person with just a freakishly long torso sat down who was shorter than somebody who was taller than him, that they would be taller than them sitting down. Listen. I. Chat GBT, GBT will figure it out. What's making us not make sense is that if someone is standing there tall and when they're sitting on it,

they're sitting on something that is particularly tall. Are you not understanding what I'm saying? Yes, I'm not understanding what you're saying. His legs are four inches long. He's five foot two. It means his torso makes up the majority of that. When you sit down, your torso is planted firmly here, right? So my torso from, like, if I was this person, my torso would go from here to as tall as I am

up in the chair, which would make me taller than you, even though you're taller than me standing up. So you're saying what I'm saying then. You'd say what I'm saying. What are you saying? Let's say somebody's legs are like four inches tall, right? And by a chance, the chair makes them taller, then that's possible. Why are you bringing the chair into this? Because the chair has to be making them taller. No one can be taller if they're sitting down unless the chair is tall. No, but we're both in chairs. Exactly. So there's never a point where you're taller sitting down unless the chair is taller than your legs.

What are you saying? Chris, I don't think that makes sense at all what you're saying. If someone's five feet tall, right? Standing up, right? They're five feet tall standing up, right? They're sitting down. They're going on a decline.

They're sitting down. That's what the sitting down means. Other than I'd be sitting. But sitting down refers to the fact that whatever they're sitting is going to put them shorter than what they were when they were standing. But they're sitting on a surface. doesn't what else can you sit on

are you really not understanding this I'm done okay keep reading names I don't have the energy dude just chat GPT it man I'm just so confused what's so not what's I'm not getting if someone has four foot long

four inches tall legs right yeah the four inches tall little tiny little tiny legies right little little petite legies right yeah yeah and their torso is five foot three yeah five foot three torso their torso then they get on a chair that's about like what maybe a foot tall

right okay they're gonna be taller than what they were if they were standing correct right yeah that's what you were saying right i'm literally just saying from the the high perspective of people sitting down you know how we're the same height right now sitting down basically even though you're way taller than me yes if i had a five foot long torso i would be taller than you would you make me taller than you sitting down yes i agree then what are we talking about is what he said right now that he sat down and he was taller than what he was standing up that makes perfect sense that to me. I'm done.

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I want you to put that in front of the camera right the fuck down. Kixen thought that was a shark. It was loading in. It was still loading in. All right. Bro. If I saw a shark that, I would cry and rape myself and die.

rape yourself. It looks like a shark. That looks like I don't even know what the fuck that looks like. It's everything. What does that? I'm trying. That's a part of it too. I'm trying to make it. Ew, they're like separated

but like they're like. This is the bait. You know how like an angler fish has like its little thing? This has a fucking ugly man's face. On its foot. Yeah. Yeah. That is crazy.

I like the little face having a porn with his penis out. Oh, is that what's? Is that what that is? He's a little bull ghost with his dick out. That did not look like that at all. He just dipped his little dick. That almost looks like Mr. Burns coming out of the forest when he's radioactive. It kind of does.

I bring you peace. I bring you love. Yo, can I be real? That fucking episode scared me when I was a kid. It's so gross. I hate it's so unsettling the way he comes out of there. And it's just like, it's funny, but it made me so bad.

I love I fucking love It reminded me The X-Files theme It's uh It's I mean it's the It's the X-Files episode Yeah

But like the X-Files theme like used to freak me out actually Like it was a creepy song today It didn't There was one little part of it that freaked me out There was like a Not the theme itself But like the imagery They look like there's this little

Phantom silhouette thing Like falling through an abyss It's whatever my It freaked me out I don't know why It just This thing I got to show you

Because I can't describe it I hate the X- of its lighting. The lighting in that show is so fucking horrible. Is it really? I didn't even everything's dark all the time. I don't think I ever noticed that. It's been a long time. I mean, I haven't seen X-Files probably since like 1998. I don't remember very many episodes, but I'll

never forget there was like a alien that shows up. Like, at least they're like, oh, and then it, the first thing it does is I think two guys at that night playing basketball. And it grabs the basketball, throws it away and fucks him. Yeah, yeah, it grabs the basketball, throws it away and fucks him. That's what I was going to say.

What did it do? Well, no, it like understood somehow. I think it like dunked immediately. And it was like, what the fuck is going on? And I never dunked? Yes, now here's the thing. I never checked to see if I didn't just make that up, you know, like as a kid. Because I remember it very vividly, but I've never checked to be like, oh, yeah, that was actually an episode.

So maybe I should do it. I'm going to watch X-Pyazil Lily tonight. And I'm like, see, these are the real aliens, Lily. These are the real. That's what you should tell. tell ice that. They go after these guys, man. Yeah. That's my, that's whenever, uh, that's my get out of jail free card.

Whenever I get, uh, harassed by ice, is I sit them down for a full episode of the X-Files. And then hopefully by the end, they understand who the real. They're like, oh shit, we're wasting time. And they fucking all storm out and they give you a badge. Boopity-Bobbitty butt sex beetle. Uh, go to the, go to gay ass shit.com. Thank me later. What could that possibly?

This right here. This little. So it's not, there's a little. thing too. This imagery right here would always freak me out. Oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I remember that compared like complimented with the music.

Yeah. It was very freaky. I saw a nervous when I was little. I never when I was little. It was a nerving for sure. Remember this audience? Oh, cool. And it looks like, oh. Like that as a kid scared that shit out of me. It just

disturbed me. I hated seeing that part. I don't know why. That's why when we feel like every day. Just fucking, oh no. Go to a gayass shit.com. Is that real? I don't know. Is it real? We're going to find out.

We are about to find out. We're going to find out about gayass shit. Joe Rogan Liver King arrest is crazy. So he just talked about it. Zorana Donnie humiliated Cuomo. What's his name? Philip DeFranco.

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Really? No way. Fucking loser. No. Where does Dave Smith live? I'm not a single principle. I'm going to beat the piss out of him. Not a single principle among them.

It really is crazy. Oh, no, I'm isolated. I got to fucking win back my people that love me, I imagine. Damn, all my pedophile libertarians fucking don't want to be my friend anymore. I don't know what he likes me anymore. I can't be friends with Dave room. I don't want to be friends with him. I can't be friends with him another day.

We can't be friends with him another day. Imagine why to be friends with Dave Rubin. It's not in the Torah. What did you tell? Was it gayass shit? Gayass shit.com. Okay. That's probably an expensive domain if it doesn't exist.

Let's see. I can't imagine what the fuck is going to be. Better not be gay and people and shit. No, it's a, it's a, let's see. It's, uh, I wonder how much is. So go daddy. owns it. Okay. Let's see. Wait, is it not a real website? No, it's available. Gayass shit.com? Gayass shit.com. Oh, it's, it's, oh, gay ass shit. It's because it's two asses and one of the

s is, is, is, well, got three S's. Yeah, yeah, it's two. Chris, read the names, please. No, I want to know if this is a real website. Oh, so it says two there. Yeah, it's just two. Okay, okay, okay. I don't know if it's real. Gay, ad. You're going to do our, Do our due diligence. Hit, basically. Hit. That's a little hard for my brain. Gay.

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Genociding Paris So I can let go Of my dead broth I don't know I don't know Called racist Because of the scumbagged shirt Huh?

That's true That's awesome Why would somebody go out of their way To be like Wait a minute How many How many steps do you have Because you don't know

Who that person is Yeah And it's like So You would immediately jumped to the conclusion that you're calling this person a scumbag because they're black? Or is what it, well,

why is that in itself, thinking that it's racist is racist, actually. It's crazy. It is actually unironically like how, that is hysterical to me. You can't call, it's like you can't call Ethan crazy because it's anti-Semitic.

Yeah, even though Palestinians are also Semetic people. It's complete bullshit. Once that been here the whole time opposed to, you know. Yeah. You know. Crazy. I,

It's wild, man. We're living in, Joe Rogan had a, what is it called? A stand-up special called Strange Times. He's like, man, we're living in Strange Times, man. And I'm like, yeah, you know,

that would be a good name for a special if yours didn't suck. You know what I mean? But I like the, I like, I like, I like them like, yeah, strange times is real. What's your favorite name for a special?

Ooh. Killing Em Softly is a good one. Killing Soffley is a good one. That is a good one. Um, damn. I don't know, actually that's a that's a really interesting question laugh at my pain is a pretty good one as a comedy um thing that's pretty good um run tell that um even though i don't necessarily uh run tell that

run tell that it's like delirious raw we're probably good delirious is is iconic but it's not a great title yeah it's whatever i think it's good i think it's good delirious is i mean it's just raw is better but delirious i'm trying to think it's a little weird Hmm. It's bad for you. Um, I know there's a few, there's a few that I,

I know there's more. I just, they're, yeah, they're scarcely. Because like, you don't really, Beyond the Pail is probably my favorite,

actually when I think about it. Unforgivable. I just like the beyond the, I didn't really even know that fucking, I didn't know that phrase until beyond, because I didn't know what it meant. I've heard it. Yeah, yeah.

But I was like, okay, beyond the pale and, uh, what's his name? That, that guy, I can't even remember his name around on that fucking blonde ass white guy.

Oh, I don't know. Somebody knows right now, but Daniel Tosh. No, he's like fat, kind of pudgy, white. And his, mainly his joke, he would say something absurd. And then he would mimic, like, the audience. Like, he would react to what the audience is probably thinking. Like, I can't believe he said that.

Like, in a way, like, it worked. It didn't, he got really popular for a hot pocket bit, if you remember. Oh, Jim Gaffigan. Thank you. Jim Gaffigan. I think that's who that is. Yeah, Jim Gaffigan's right. And, yeah, that Beyond the Pale and, yeah, I remember he tried to do it again.

Yeah. But he did it with like a different food and it just didn't work at all. Yeah. It's second special, but I think one of my favorite names, it's not my favorite special, but like Norm McDonald had one called Nothing Special. Nothing Special, which is like a great. That's a great. That's such a good name for a special.

Yeah. I think Gringo Poppy is my favorite. Oh, Gringo Poppy's iconic. You know what's funny? You might be surprised would have been. fantastic name if it was good because that was the whole thing that destroyed fucking Brendan Schaub from being in the UFC by Joe Rogan say you might be surprised about Kane Velazquez would beat the absolute piss out of you, it would wrestle you to death

which he would, but still. I mean, he absolutely would. He might be surprised. He said because Brendan Schaub said he might be surprised all good. He would do events King Valacca's, which is hilarious because King Velasquez was a fucking giant Mexican monster. Like he would have killed him. So that would have been great.

but Brin Schaubb is one of the funniest people of all time What's the word that I'm looking for? Piecy shit fat loser No, like... Not by on accident, I guess. He's one of the funniest people. Unintentionally, thank you, thank you. Unintentionally one of the funniest people of all time.

I've had many laughs at his expense. Hey man. Who's to say that's not successful? I love Fighter and a kid, right? So it says this podcast, right? Fighter and a kid? I hated that. But, you know, I watched a little, I don't like Brian Callan, to be honest.

I think he's an arrogant, dumb motherfucker. And he also got caught doing a bunch of crazy sexual deviant stuff and then just said, I didn't do it. I didn't do nothing. I deny everything. I'm like, you told stories about the shit you did. Yeah, did he, did he, am I misremembering this? Or did he, was he the one that got in trouble because he, they found like a bunch of fucked geese in his, in his, uh, in his, garage or whatever, like a bunch of geese that had been, that had been fucked.

Yeah, yeah. So he had a bunch of a Canadian. I'm just asking questions. I don't remember. I don't know. It's like Bradley Martin and stupid ass. I was saying some dumb shit. Fucking Martin.

Oh my God. I don't even. Is that even a real person at this point? He just seems like, who? He just seems like, I don't even regard him as a person anymore. This guy, Brad Martin. He's like a bodybuilder and trainer.

And he just doesn't seem real to me anymore. He just seems like a. I don't know. You'll suck anything nice put in front of him. Jack WFM, thanking Chris for giving me the idea to turn compressed air cans upside down to freeze ray those fucking roaches. Hell yeah, have fun, dude. Just sold three Lubu-Boo dolls and now I'm set for life. GTA typing with Nico Spellick.

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fuck Israel, and Tel Aviv, I said, fuck him too. And weep for my legion of Sweens, can't talk into the mic. I want Mexico and to Gaza strip the Caribbean in World War III. That's crazy.

That's wild. You think Mexico can organize enough to do something like that is crazy You've seen that country you've been there before? This is a crazy picture You remember this shit? Oh my God, yeah A boogie and uh Boogie making out with Buntie I forgot about this

With fucking Billy the Fridge just looking Billy the Fridge you can see mundane Matt Wow that's an old school VidCon uh picture Yeah Were you there? Did you guys met Bougie before? Yeah I met Bougie a couple times I'm right here me and Kiercy

I remember her name was Kik Kiercy? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't remember the name exactly Something like that. She was cool, I like... No, she was cool, I like... But then, yeah, I don't know what she...

You know what? I think she had breast cancer, dude. I think I remember the last time I talked to her. Bummer. No, that's why I was just like, it just kind of hit me right now. Like, what, want, want, want. And then like... I think I'm wearing a Teddy Fresh hat in that...

Yes, you are. Yeah. Nice. How times change. How times change when I'm like, I don't know where that head is. He gave that to be at his house. Which is crazy.

Yeah, you should, if he, was that, he probably lives in the same house, no? Is it the same house or different one? It must be in a different place. I was going to say to deliver some skulls to that, you know. No. That's crazy. That's so out of pocket.

Don't do that. That's so crazy. But yeah. Or just like, at least, how about skulls that have, like, football helmets on them? So it's, like, playful. The football helmets on the disembody skulls is what makes it playful. Yeah, you know, because people don't like, oh, this isn't a thread. This is just like, oh, look it.

It's like, it's like, just a bottle of liquor with a rag, but no fire. No fire. It's like somebody's window. It's like, this might as well just be like them. This is basically like them gifting me wine or something. Duh. See? Yeah, it's playful.

Yeah, right. That's exactly what he would think. Throw fireworks in there afterwards. M80s. Then a boom, boom. We call that a delayed, a delayed molotov. Dude, that's like really fucked up. Because someone gets splashed and I'm like, oh, what?

That's weird. And then the fire comes. Then you just, it splashed them and you bomb them. Just hit a bomb them. You set a mortar in there afterwards. You tar somebody, you feather them, and then you bomb. And then you bomb. It's like that take a space video

And the guy explodes That's kind of humane Like you tar and feathers So they're like Ah, it hurts so much And then you bomb so then they're done Quick question Does tar and how easy

To get that stuff off? How easy? How easy to what? Just a regular baby soap You know the baby soap That doesn't really affect the eyes and stuff He's a little bit of Johnson and Johnson

A little Johnson There's baby soap that just doesn't affect the eyes Yeah like so the idea Unless it's very It's very In, like, yeah, no tears. Thank you. So you can wash your eyes with that soap.

You can. You should not. Why not if it's no tears? It's a lie. Oh, they're lying? Yes. Why would they lie on marketing material? Oh, well, you figure out.

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a retrospective video essay. That is kind of like those things. Like, Dragon Ball Evolution is actually better than you remember. They're like, shut your fucking mouth. It's like, no, it is it. No, it is. It's worse. It's worse, in fact. I want to, all of those people that are trying to gaslight people. I just title it differently. Just give, like, the four, I've seen ones like the last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie. And that's a life of me, I can't understand who have that perspective. That is a crazy opinion to have. It is the best

of those three movies. But it's, it's not even close to the best star Wars. I wouldn't even say that. I don't even say that. I think it's very clearly. That's a hard one. Because the Force Awakens is literally just the same movie again? I think that's what makes it better. Yeah, but that's not a new movie really to me. That doesn't mean that's not the quality of the movie. It's more about just what is just a more solid film. I don't think it is really.

I think I've watched it and hated it less than the other ones for sure. Because it doesn't have, the first one doesn't have really insanely retarded plot points. That's the thing. I would agree. Like that's really the only thing. You could say it's, you could say it's the most entertaining. You might have enjoyed it the most, and that's fine.

It's what, like, I didn't enjoy any of them, really. But like on a scale of the one you enjoyed, the one you least hated, I guess? I think the one that I think is the most interesting. And the one that is written, I think, the most coherently of those three movies is that one. The one in the middle? Yeah. Oh, for sure. Yeah, I actually don't agree with that either.

I think that, I think the, I think the, second one. I think the third one is like a fucking train. I think everybody's in agreement with that. I think I don't know anyone that says the Skywalker one is like the best one. I don't know anyone I think the problem is that the first one, though it is very mundane, it kind of does undoes work for characters. I think that's the biggest problem. Sure. There's an undisworked characters, but it doesn't really disrespect. I just think it's, it's completely, it's, it's mundane, but I think it's solid until the end when she like, you know, she, what does she meditate for a little bit and becomes like god tier? Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything.

This is the only thing that bother me, really. Other than Han. Everything other than Han stuff is like fine. Like, it's fine. What, wouldn't you like behind? He's like all like grumpy and shit. They undercut Han evolution. All the growth he does in those three movies is undercut.

I don't even like Han Solo. He's my least favorite character out of the main group of people there. I guess he's like him like going through all that stuff to learn how to become a general and make things work and figure out like, hey, I'm kind of shitty, but I can do better and I know how to do better for him to be divorced, fucked up with his son. Lost the Falcon again. It's like, come on, dude. It's an assassination of a character.

Sure. Even if I don't like the character, that's what makes it crazy for me. I guess that's what happens, though, to Luke too and everything. Luke is just, Luke is raped. Luke is raped on Coles.

So it's just like, like if I were a huge Star Wars, like a fanatic, I'd be very upset, but it is weird that the people that are trying to just, it's not even, like I said, if they framed it differently

in those video essays that it's about like, let me tell you what I liked about this. I don't give a fuck about that. There are cool things about that. It's better than you remember. And I'm like, no, see, that's where I get off this fucking ride. That's, don't you fucking lie to me. It's not better than I.

I saw it. You don't know how I remember it. Saw it. Yeah. Like, we saw it, sir. Squeezing my balls like a clown nose. Kingston Lamar be like, it used to be fucked that beetle. Now it's plural.

That's ridiculous. Can we get five big booms for Tel Aviv? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom. Stop. I'm reading. I know, but people stop, dude. Boom.

You don't retaliate bombings with bombings. That's how, you know, that's how big bomb go off that make the earth go stop. Oh, my God. I forgot about this crab thing. What? I'm just going through all that old Vidcon footage. And we're doing that crab thing with like Quentin Review. Oh, I do remember that.

And I think you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I do remember that. You have that on your phone still? It's on my Facebook. Facebook memories. Oh, wow. Yeah.

That is, oh yeah, the crab rate. And then, like, I remember that Quentin guy that I can't stand. At that point, I didn't really know him.

He was normal. He was like, fine. Yeah, yeah. It was just at the, toward the end of it, and I'm like, oh, this guy sucks.

And then he did that tweet out of nowhere, started talking shit about, uh, VidCon or the people. Just out of nowhere. It was such a weird thing to do considering,

yeah, Quentin reviews is strange. Strange guy. Yeah, I mean, just say the least, yeah. I remember he fucked that room up real bad. Did he? Yeah, like he insisted. I think he was like in a room because we had a VidCon house in Airbnb that we split with a bunch of people.

Right, right, right, right. No, I remember that. And he was in a room and he just kind of like, I can't remember the specifics of it because it's so long ago at this point. You just, I just remember he just fucking trained. And nobody wanted to be around. Oh, it was very weird. Why am I? I don't remember if it was a hygiene thing or what, but.

Oh, this is interesting. This is, this is, this makes. sense. This is your post. And then there's a bunch of stuff tagged in it. The reason why I was confused, I was like, why do I have this picture of you? So this is you and you tagged everybody in it. Oh yeah, it's a fucking, yeah.

So I was like, why do I have this? I was like, why do I have this? But I'm like, okay, this makes sense. Oh, yeah. That was Phil DeFranco. And then, uh, Quentin. Yeah. Him doing the thing, the thumbnail thing, too? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was confused with and I was like, why would I save that and then posted?

But I get it. Yeah, yeah. I had no idea that What's his face was so tall. Oh yeah, Pyrocynegal? Paracinical. Yeah. Fucking giant.

He's very large. When you see him in the video, I thought he was just like a little twink, like a little like, It's me, piracinical hair. I don't think he sounds like that anymore. Oh, is he like, It's me paracinical.

Oh, you like? No, I don't know, actually. I had no idea. I just remember that that was, that voice was like striking to me. Because it was so imitatable. Yeah. Oh, there it is.

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You know, it's, that was a moment in time when, when, when, when like I, it's been a long time since I shared stuff with everybody that you need to watch this kind of a thing.

Right. That was what I was like, I'm at work on break and people that don't give a shit about something like this. I'm like, you got, you got to watch this. Yeah, you got to see it.

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I don't know continues It isn't too much to ask I think Yeah I guess You know? This is common courtesy. This is common courtesy.

We have very enviably easy jobs. I agree. At least we could do is not spoil things. Yeah. I got to learn to draw breast, man. I don't get it. Just start with a round. Start with a boob.

But it's like I just, I just can't, I'm not an artist like that, man. Just start with a breast. So, okay, I think I just start with the waist first. And then. No, no, you have to start with the breast first. Start with a nipple first, in fact. I can't start with a nipple first. You have to start with the hair around the nipple verse.

I can't. It doesn't work for me, man. Start with the mammary glands and then erase. Start with the mammary glands, okay. Start with the aline. Like, you know how they do faces? The ariola. Yeah, they do face. They do the face.

They do the arrasse. Without marker is insane. You can't, you know, that's not, it's completely untenable. Okay, hourglass and then the boobah, right? Fat, big old pitties. Then tits. Fat, tit. Oh my gosh.

See, I'm, I can't, there's something wrong in my brain. It can't work. Okay, let me do a. You think. And then... That a straight man, we're able to draw titties. I'm not very good at it. We're being straight or tities?

Because I can't draw. All right, let me draw the... I just feel like you think about him. Yes. You know what I mean? That's the translation part. What the fuck is that, bro? That looks like a...

It's like a Pekymon. It's like a Pekon. It kind of does. I draw the arms like going like, whoo. That is crazy. Let me try. I can't draw breasts, man.

Can we read the names? No. Shut up, nigger. I'm going to erase your little fucking. We're fucking. No! He's dead. No, roundy.

I can't remember. Yeah, how do you start? How do you start when you're drawing breasts? I feel like I, I don't know, I haven't drawn it a while. You're starting with the, uh, all right, so those are at, uh, uh, reasonable, uh, reasonable size. is not anything crazy. Nothing crazy, just normal. Yeah, that's more like...

That's more like that. And there's more, there's more spacing, like, like, real tits. Right. Mine were much more like... That's dimensions of it. This is an angle. Yeah.

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I think he's Filipino. I think he's Filipino. Ray William Johnson is Filipino. I always thought he was like vaguely Hispanic, but I wasn't sure. Filipinos are vaguely Hispanic though. Yeah, but not in that way. Like he doesn't strike me as Filipino at all. Somebody look this up for us.

What national is real William Johnson? Oh, he died today. You imagine it's like an amber alert. This says Ray William Johnson died. Yeah. You ever hear, you ever get a silver alert? What the fuck is that? It is literally, it's real.

I'm not making that up. It's an, it's an, an umbrella alert. for old people. Oh, I got one recently. Yeah. I had one a few months ago, actually. Yeah. Some old dude, yeah, that sucks.

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