The Snark Tank - #337: STOP KILLING GAMES

Episode Date: July 4, 2025

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Yeah, yeah. See, finally see my first pair of tits. I definitely did giggle too. I definitely did giggle for some of those. I think I giggled as well. For some of that I giggled. I'm sure I did too. I just don't remember.

Because that does seem like the natural thing. It's either a giggle or a, a unbelievable smile. Like a seeing God's face smile. Like a gaffaw maybe. Or like a, I don't know, whatever. Who cares? Welcome to the Stark Tank Bag. It's me, Chris.

It's him, Derek. it's uh no it's not derrish crazy as the den real life it's him sweet it's him derrick damn crazy i wouldn't expect you to be one of the people that think we all look alike eh you know all right that's fair oh that's fair

pyrtron.com slash snartank early access ad free uh all that crap um startank dot shop for merch which by the way uh autistic and afraid merch if you listen if you google autistic and afraid merch and you get something that isn't snarktank. Shop, don't buy it.

It's completely stolen. So please go to snarktank.com. It's crazy. This thing got immediately stolen within like three days. It's on some random website. I'm in the process of trying to get it taken down. But even the people that I have spoken to thus far have been like, it's like a game of whackamole really. Because the second you hit one, somebody else is going to pop up and do the same thing.

So am I assuming that, so they just took the image and put it on there? They just took the PNG and were just like, I don't know, poorly photoshop this on a shirt and steal it. Or maybe it's AI. Somebody sent me like, look at the flowery AI, like description of the shirt. And it's very funny because it's just like this is not,

it's like trying to be wholesome. Because it doesn't understand the irony. Dude. Wait, speaking of AI, have you guys seen people arguing with Guruq on fucking Twitter? Have you seen those posts? Did he? A grok.

Grok. Grook. Grook is great. That's a slur, basically. No, it's not. That is a slur. It's almost. So it's nagger, you know?

Chill. Hey, man. We're trying to keep this show PG or something. Come on. No, we're not. But at least give us a couple minutes in the beginning of the episode. Yeah, I don't know if the algorithm will know. I'm sure people are arguing with Grock, but I really, I don't want to, I don't want to get lost in the plot, lost in the paint with this.

this shirt was stolen immediately, dude Like fucking instantly Like a few days So that should be At least it's a It's a It's a sign of That you made something really

What's the word that I'm looking for? I don't want to say valuable Because that's not true Yeah But like cool You made something I'm trying to look for something It's um

It hits outside of the intended range of the audience Yeah Where people are like Oh that's a good shirt I would wear that even if I had no idea What the shit fucking show was Yeah, which is nice. I appreciate it.

That same thing happened with the Kill Me shirt, to be honest. Right. But this, that sucks. Especially because, like, if you search autistic and a frayed shirt, it's the one that shows up. Ours doesn't show up for some reason. Don't know what that's about.

Google sucks, I guess. But, yeah, Starktank.com. That's unfortunate. That's tragic. Starktank. If you want that shirt, it also comes in more colors than the stolen one does, comes in that sonic blue,

which I think is appropriate. So, yeah. That's what really makes. That's what really makes it, especially I imagine a lot of people understand that. Yeah. Especially people that are fans of Sonic. They get it. Yeah.

Then they know. They have to. They must now. They have to. You think they know. You think they're aware. And I think they're the ones that are going to, we got to make sure we push it to that market, really. So this dumbass company, A, yeah, whatever the fuck did it, they're trying to corner that market probably.

So, yeah. I think it's time for people to, make sure you post this. stuff on Reddit or wherever. Where do Sonic fans hang out? Where are they? Where are they? I don't know. Like, indoor swimming pools. Yeah. So I guess go to an indoor swimming pool. And, and I forgot those are real. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that interesting? Like, I know, I've never been to a real at, you've never been like at a resort or something? Never an indoor. Like, those are those are in I guess no, no, no, never actually. He's genuinely broken. He said Grouk already. No, no, I, I don't think I've ever been.

indoor swimming pool in my life actually. Oh, okay. You've never, like, there's never ran into one, just like you've never seen a circus tent? No, maybe, maybe the YMCA. Maybe when I went there, like, when I was in the summer,

I was like, yeah, it has to be the only time. I remember taking swimming classes in an indoor swimming pool, I think at, like, a YMCA or something. Or, like, some, I don't know. They're around. Yeah, but a lot of schools have them. Yeah.

Schools, gyms. Arlington, I had one. Hotels have them a lot of times. A lot of colleges also, like, have them. Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, I think my community college had an indoor pool, I'm pretty sure. Really? I think so.

Yeah. I mean, I never went to because I'm not going to a fucking pool while I'm at school. What the fuck am I doing? Yeah. What are you doing? But I also don't like swimming that much. That's the thing. I think swimming is really boring.

Wow, what a surprise. I know how to swim to get out of water. That's it. I can swim out of the water to land. So I, so I guess I've never thought of swimming as, something that's supposed to be like exciting. It's more of like if you're playing games in it. Like the act of swimming isn't necessarily the fun thing a lot for most people.

I feel like it's what you're doing in the pool with people usually. Oh, for sure. But even that gets boring to me after a while. I'm like, I don't really like. Well, that's everything. I don't like this. I guess when I was a kid, you know, it would keep my attention less like a shorter time than like.

To me the pool is always, the only value of the pool has always been just like it's hot. Yeah. So let's just be outside without suffering from heat. And also grabbing the ledge and doing that Spider-Man lean that everybody does. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's such a universal thing. Like every 10-year-old boy in a pool is doing that.

We had a pool in the complex that I swim there sometimes. I still do that too. Yeah. I still go to pools randomly. I go to random people's pools and I'm doing that in their pool. They're like, what the fuck are you? And I'm like, yeah. That's going to be fun.

I actually, uh, I secured new apart. apartment. Nice. And, yeah, they got a pool, but also they have a playground. I was like, I don't like this. It feels like it's inviting, like, dumb kids to that probably, I imagine, you know, because there's a gate, but it's open during the day. So there's still some people that could walk in.

It's the playground isn't gated off, you know. So it invites, I feel like there's going to be some people that are going to, oh, this is much closer than the park. and then they're going to be here, and I'm going to have to, you know, say that person's a pedophile to get them off my property. I mean,

that's... A kid's going to run is going to slip hit his head on the fucking side ground and slide into the pool and be like, oh, man, this is really unfortunate. I'm okay with that. That's a kind of interesting situation, though,

because, like, there's a playground, you're saying it's attached to the property, basically? Yeah, there's a playground on the property. It's in a courtyard, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's interesting because a playground would theoretically lure a predator. right technically but if a playground is part of a building it kind of also guarantees

that a predator at least a convicted one can't be in the building they can't live there you can't you know they wouldn't be able to be around that actually is kind of nice i like that i'll take that gamble yeah yeah i'll take the gamble because there might be one sniffing around that doesn't live there that still might like you know like onto the on the onto the premise right but like what if he painted him what if you like you know that kid that guy Hunger Games that painted himself like a tree? What if he painted himself like the slide as kids are going down it?

That's crazy. That is so fucking disgusting. That is so fucking bothersome. He's butt-ass naked. Just paints himself yellow. Exactly. And he's the same color. And he's going down like this?

His eyes open. That is so fucking discus. Ew. This slide feels weird. There are real people doing that right now at this very moment. I feel like that has worked more than it should have ever worked. honestly. I saw that scene at all your games.

I was like, how do people think of this series? Guys, speaking of pedophiles, holy shit. Oh, no. I was watching,

this isn't a big deal, but I thought it was funny. I was watching a Katie Perry video because I didn't realize how big and influential she is. She's not so much anymore, but before she was popular. I didn't realize because I was like, why is everyone talking about this bitch?

Who cares? You know, because it was like, oh, it's downfall. She's problematic or whatever. Yeah, and I just, in my mind,

I didn't know how massive she was. So that's, surprised me. And then it got to the part of her career where, uh, when she did that thing on American Idol, she kissed that guy. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like I made a video about a lot of people like just like made fun of that. And there's a clip circulating around of me like, you know, being all gross and like trying to lick Katie Perry like I'm kind of getting on stage. Um, and I thought it was funny because I want to find that clip again because that guy that she kissed, the guy that I was watching, His name's Patrick C.C.

He was like, oh, by the way, that guy got busted with hundreds of pictures of child porn on his fucking on his phone. And I was just like, yo, caught me completely off guard. I'm just watching this thing. Oh, yeah, I remember when this happened. Oh, by the way, this guy's a massive pedophile. That's great. That's really unfortunate. It's crazy.

God damn. Looking at that guy, too, he's not somebody that I ever would have clocked. He looked like a genuine, honest. in-cell Christian that's never been kissed like he said It's the plot The plot's right there Is that the plot?

Is that the plot? Yeah. Is that the plot? Yeah. Usually the in-cells were like I hate women and they're trying to Find out how to shoot him or something That's crazy I mean those are the

Those are the alpha insoles Yeah The alpha insoles He's stronger than a regular insale It's like how it's like the insel That pops up and he's got like a health bar You know? Yeah

What the fuck? Like uh-oh He's he did a big A big red box bar pops on the screen it says Elliot Roger and it's like that's a boss that's a boss fight for sure dark souls music Gwyn

the fucking insuff has a one a death grab if you frame it incorrectly you get grabbed then it shotguns you in a gut yeah it's a crazy world out there man it is pretty crazy but yeah you can't trust anybody man even the even the little hey I've never been kissed and it's like he's never been kissed because he's never been able to grab a baby

you know like Well, on that note, let's move on to a lot of people ask us about this. A lot of people wrote in about this stop killing games thing. Oh, right, right, right. That we somehow didn't touch on. I'm actually kind of, I don't know why it completely skipped our radar. Like, I have no idea. I think people were telling me about it, but I was just busy doing other shit and I just didn't pay attention to it.

But this is kind of blown up in the last week. would say? Yeah. What's the main guy that started its name? I forget his name. His name's Ross, but his, uh, his YouTube channel is a cursed farms. Okay. Which is awesome because like I saw, I haven't seen this guy pop up in like a very, very long time. Uh-huh. But he was like early machinima. Like he did, um, the show called Freeman's Mind. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from

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I was like, I can't believe that's Freeman's mind at the, at the, at the core of this initiative. Yeah. But, yeah, so it was, like, the main crux of this is, like, it's, it's an initiative to be sent through, I think, EU parliament or something to get them to start considering legislation as about like for the

video game industry to prevent games from essentially dying or being being rendered completely unplayable

once servers go offline or you know once once the developers are tired of updating it which is a problem

a lot of games are kind of set to die a lot of games are loaded server side a lot of other things you know there's a lot of Destiny 1

or like Destiny 2 is a good example like you're not going to be able to play that game without an internet connection. And so I think the core of this initiative is to like maybe push forward the idea of like, hey, listen, we paid for this product. There's no end of life agreement in the Yula, the EULA. It's kind of fucked up that you could just rip this thing away from me.

At least leave it in a somewhat functioning playable state, even if all the online features don't work. In Destiny, for example, let me run around the maps and shoot the AI at least. Sure. Leave it at least barely functional. And that's kind of the core of the initiative. And it's cool. I think I like it.

I think it's good. I don't think it aims to, there's a lot of misinformation about it, I think, stemming from that pirate software guy. I think that's, as far as I'm concerned, that's the only misinformation I've seen. Yeah,

because it seems pretty straightforward to me. He said a lot. Yeah, he said a lot of shit. He, as far as I know, like, he just, he doesn't like how vague it is because he's like, well, laws can't be this vague.

It leaves too much. It's weird. Like this is going to make it harder for people to make online live service because they're going to be saddled with a bunch of legal weight that they're not going to want to pursue because the government's crashing down. And it's like, well, this is not a law. It doesn't have to be specific. It's an initiative to get people talking about potential laws. And again, it's not going to like retroactively save things. I think a lot of games that are made that way are kind of done.

But in the future, so that developers have in mind to be like, oh, hey, We have to guarantee that this game is going to be playable in some way, shape, or form once we stop supporting it. Let's design it in that way to account for that future. So it's not going back and like, like, if destiny goes offline, it's not going to be like, well, now the customers have recourse to sue bungee because this law passed afterwards. Like, that's not really how it works, but that seems to be what people who don't want it to pass think it is. It's very strange. That's so clearly not it, though. How do you retroactively do that?

You can't. Well, that's kind of the thing. It's like you can't. There's a lot of server clients. There's a lot of third party software that are like tied to that stuff that you can't. That's not going to work. But in the future, it makes sense to at least have some kind of basis for like, okay, well, if this is a rule going forward, now going forward, we need to figure out how we're going to do that. It's going to lead to a better outcome for everybody because if your favorite online game goes offline, at the very least you get to experience it somewhat, even in a gimp state as opposed to just like, you know, oh, servers are offline.

Sorry. You can't even go to the loot cave in D1, even if you want it. Or even just for game preservation. Like, I think this is like a no-brainer win. Like, I don't know why people are against it. But most people seem to be on board with it. Pirate software seems to be the only fucking guy. He was the only one that I've seen genuinely. I imagine there was people that started following his lead. Like, unfortunately, what happens all the time with like propaganda where they introduced something that nobody was talking about and then people start running with that narrative. And that's the only thing that I've seen.

I haven't seen anything that is, oh, I have a legitimate concern that has nothing to do with what pirate software said. It's all what he said. And then, of course, when you just read,

like, say, any of the disclaimers or what the whole Stop Killing Games initiative's about, it's like, hey, everything this guy's saying is just counterintuitive to what we're talking about.

And I thought that was really weird. And it almost just seemed like a vendetta. Where it was like, why is he, what happened? Why? What did he do? Well, did he fuck his girl or something? Well, did video games fuck his wife? Yeah.

Why is he doing this? I've seen some discourse about like, well, he's making a live service game right now. So he doesn't want to be saddled with the governmental responsibility. I've also seen people in good faith just kind of interpreting is like he's just generally anti-government getting involved with the games industry at all, like point-blank periods. Aren't they already sort of involved with it? Not really.

It's why the ESRB exists. The ESRB is not a government entity. The ESRB is like the games industry set the ESRB up specifically to avoid being like over-regulated by the government. Isn't there still some sort of affiliation in the first place to be able to move the product of the games? I mean, I'm sure there's some, I mean, the industry is so huge now. Like I can't imagine that. there isn't some form, but it's way

lighter than it could be. Yeah, granted it could. We could turn every... Compared to other industries. Like, film is like way more heavily regulated than of course. Than video games are. I think, in fact, like, the craziest it was probably like when the loopbox started coming in was when, like, was when things started. And then I guess the Microsoft

acquisition was when like a lot of government was paying attention to that shit. But there's not a lot of legal recourse as far as like your rights like to own video games. Like, that's not. really like flushed out. That's the point where. And so and so yeah, I don't know. Like,

right now I think the goal is, I think, a million signatures as far as I'm aware on this piece of legislature, or not the legislation, on the initiative to get it passed in either EU parliament or something along those lines. Americans can't vote in on it. It's a strictly EU initiative. So on the off chance that we have some EU listeners consider, you know, signing that thing. because I really think it's a no-brainer. I've seen a lot of people signal boost it. I know PewDie Pye and Jack Septicai got on board. Critical.

It's so funny how everybody's just like, everybody's just, I've seen so many people just doggone pirate software, and I'm so happy about it because I've seen this dude pop up every now and again, and it's always in the most annoying way. Like I remember when Astrobot one game of the year last night, last year, and he was like, it should have been bled up. Blackmouth Wukong. He was like, that gave did so much for the industry. And I'm like,

did it? Yeah. Like, what are you talking? What are you saying? It invited, finally let China have a seat in a video game industry, I guess. China's had, China's done been here, dude. Like, it was the biggest game from China, I guess, but like we've had. Biggest AAA. Yeah. The biggest god of war clone from China, yeah. Like, can you name other Chinese games? I, oh no, all the, all the 10th and shit. Yeah, all the 10 cents shit. Yeah, forget it. Yeah. like they're they and I think is my rule the gosh of franchise. Rivals is Chinese. That's what I was saying.

It's like it wasn't even the best Chinese game to come out that year. That's true. That's what's so wild about it. Although I guess like Marvel rivals came out after the cutoff period, I think, for game of the year. That makes sense. Though it wouldn't have been nominated, I don't think. But yeah, dude. I don't know.

Yeah, consider signing. I don't know exactly what the website is for the initiative. But like I'm sure if you Google Stop Killing Games, you'll find it pretty fucking immediately. Yeah, absolutely. I know critical Jackseptych guy, PewDiePy, all posted about it. So, yeah, uh, pirate software is fucking lame. Yeah. And a good thing he actually started talking shit, though, because...

Yeah, it worked out kind of in like a reverse way. Absolutely did. Because now you see all the people that started talking about, like, uh, most critical and everybody absolutely boosted it. I think, uh, even Philip DeFranco might have talked about it. Yeah, he did. Yeah. That was one I saw that was kind of surprising.

I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. So it definitely... Well, I know he, I know he games himself too. So the last time I checked it, it was at 500,000 signatures. Yeah. And the guy Ross did a video on it because he was like, well, we got like a month left. And it doesn't seem like we're going to get it.

So I'm just going to talk about how this thing is failing, basically. And he was like, we fucked up. We didn't, you know, we're just not getting the steam that we need. And also this fucking asshole completely misled a bunch of people. And it totally worked out because like, as of right now, I think it's going until July, the end of July and I checked it like I think five days ago and it was 500,000 signatures and now it's 870,000 so it's 87% of the way there good that's cool it's sick I hope they do it yeah that's uh that was a total strizan effect with that fucking a pirate software guy yeah because

he was like not only am I not only am I not going to sign this position I'm going to actively tell people not to yeah I'm like well this like fake deep voice that he puts on there you go yeah I saw a couple of things I didn't really know that much about him other than just a couple of clips and I'm like that guy sucks but he just comes across as like arrogant in a way that doesn't feel like apparently like he worked at Blizzard which like

I actually yeah checks out I guess yeah I kind of also apparently it's not that hard to get a job Blizzard because even one of my buddies that just he was a just a wow freak he got a job there like it is like I was like what did you

you don't even go to school well dude fucking grums worked at Blizzard also. So it's like, Grum's just like TYT almost. Everybody who worked there just kind of goes off and goes insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember Blizzard was cool. Remember they were awesome. Remember what people respected them like highly?

Dude, when I was when I was like 17 dog, people love, well, not 17, that's probably in the way ending era of it, but like when Wrath of the Litch King came out, I remember that being the time where Blizzard was the show. Wrath of the Lish King. Yeah. Right. From Wow, remember?

The arthur small? The snow, nice. I never played wow ever? No. Was it time? Was it time like any other? I think I saw, I watched a friend play it and I thought this looks clunky and bad.

So I just never bothered to play it. If you didn't grow up in that genre, yeah, absolutely. Because that was, that was me too. That was me looking at my friend playing at the highest level. And I'm like, this looks like there's people just shitting numbers

all over the screen. Yeah. This is what it looked like to me. I was just like, this isn't, it was a. The most I could do was like Diablo too. That was like of anything that was even like relatively like, hey, let's do, let's go raid some dungeons kind of MMO thing. Yeah.

And then just a bunch of bullshit on the screen. But it looked cool. That was the difference. It looked like it looked the art. I didn't realize how much art mattered to me when I like say seeing something like that where there's still a lot of shit going on on the screen versus seeing wow. and I was like, this is Underwhelming, but I understand I understand it's about it's a place and time thing.

I definitely respected it. I liked the idea. Starcraft was like, I couldn't comprehend that game. Me neither, yeah. I was like this, like, first of all, people that play that game, they're a different breed. Like, to be good at that game. If you're playing at, yeah, if you're actually,

you're like, because watching our friends play, our friends would play the game and they were like, if we fucking, we're so good, we got this. And then I was like, oh, I want to get into StarCraft. I'm going to look into it. Because I never really played it. I played it. I played wow.

So that might be like some sort of translation over. And I was like, oh, these Koreans are different. They're just different from me. They can process faster than I can. Yeah. Just watching them at a cafe, they sit down in a cafe with their latte. And they're there to the sun goes down. And they're just so many, like how many inputs a minute?

Like, 300 inputs a minute. And it's like, how are you doing this? Some absurd shit. How are you doing this? It's just like that's what I feel like a lot of boomers think. we're doing when we're playing video games. Like you're just wasting your time. I'm like, no, I'm playing.

I'm having fun. I'm not dehydrating and almost on the brink of death like those fucking cafe guys. They're not used to the narrative part of video games. That's why. Yeah. They think like, oh, you're just fucking wasting your life. And I'm like,

I'm not. If I played last was in my grandma, my grandma would have been like, holy shit. This is interesting. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, there's a lot of games like them. We're like, people just are unfamiliar with them. Dragged her through Dragon Age 1.

My grandma would be like, I don't know if I'm going to be like, God exactly anyway. I'm like, I know, right, grandma? I don't know if I believe we're right? Isn't that crazy? All hail Corinthias. Exactly.

Yeah, fucking, wow, I appreciate it. I thought wow, like, was cool conceptually. I thought like the idea was like, the idea of MMOs have always been appealing to me, but like the actual gameplay of most of them was just like, this is not fun to me. I think that's the only MO I've actually really played. I don't count Destiny as one. Not really. Technically, it's, destiny is wow with guns, actually straight up.

But it's, I don't, I think of it as FPS more so. It is literally built, like the people that play Made Destiny are like top level. Wow, Raiders. Like they were all, they all came from that. I know that. But it's, it's just, it's FPS to me first and foremost. But I play Crucible mostly. It's a gameplay game.

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That, like, you couldn't... You couldn't escape it. You couldn't escape. Dude, that Leroy Jenkins clip is ancient internet history, but like... Is it really? Is that old?

It is fucking elderly. That was probably 2003, 2004. That was pre-Really? That was pre-Utube, I think. Genuinely. And I think it, like... I don't know that. I mean, I could be wrong, but like, it strikes me as something.

I remember that. Let me look it up. Everybody like, are you got this proct? You got that proct? All right. Everybody ready? You got this. You got that cool down ready?

You know what key that is? And everybody's like, yeah, let's just hurry up, man. Let's go. Dude, I got to have to work in a while. I love to hearing that. I got to work in the morning. I'm freaking like 15 and like, I got to work tomorrow. Dude, all my kids crying one sec.

And I'm like, this is really happening. Like, this is, ah, dude. It was, it was magical. I really would love to go back to that period of time. and like just record all of my video game experiences at that time. Just record them in like all the moments that made me like yell the most after I beat or I was like the most like I can't but I finally did this. The original video title Leroy was released by the World of Warcraft player Guild Pals for Life to video sharing site Warcraft movies on May 11th, 2005. So like, oh wow, just a little bit.

Just a little bit before you do because I think YouTube was like. later that year. Two decades ago. I think so. I think it might have been September, but don't quote me on that. Yeah, it was later than May.

I know that. And so, yeah, I can easily that YouTube, the first video ever was that guy at the zoo? Yeah,

at the zoo. Me at the zoo, I think is what it's called? It's so fucking shitty. Yeah. Is this some guy being like, I'm at the zoo?

It's like 17 seconds. It's like 17 seconds. It's like, uh, zoo and there's elephants in the background. Then it's just like done. You're like riveting.

That's the first one to make sense, dude. It's so crazy that that is unironically like one of the most important things ever created. What do you think is the most? April 23rd. Okay. Wait a minute. April 23rd, 2005. Oh, really?

So it was before. Wait, well, when was that one? May, right? Oh, shit. That's crazy. Well, there you go. I mean, to be fair, barely. you know

yeah it's you and also YouTube wasn't YouTube didn't really start kicking up until like I would say like 2006 2007 when what did you think this guy still alive that guy actually got assassinated

I hope I hope it's still okay that's just L.A. Roger it's that's well how I don't know it just looks like it what do you think is the most impressive YouTube video

ever watching your life the most impressive YouTube video I ever watched in my life I think it was probably something I shouldn't have seen what you mean there's probably like some like yeah some yoga

yeah some yoga thing. Some yoga, some chiropractor video. Some uploaded five seconds ago, uh, you like yoga, how does, how to lift yourself with just your labia or something. I still, I'm sure, I go on that every now and I'm like, how is this on here? I haven't done

in a while because it's educational. I went on, I literally, I literally, I literally, I showed Lily that. Remember the, um, the Filipino guy that showed his asshole? I showed Lily that video and she was like, what the fuck is doing on here? And I was like, this is on YouTube. It's educational. It's all you got to do. Education. That's the one about, I'm so on about bleaching

your asshole. I saw one about how to properly place a condom on a penis. So they haven't removed anything, but they at least put blurs. Oh, interesting. That's an actual. It's weird because I feel like they can just delete them, but like this is the compromise to where now you can at least not have tits and ass immediately pop up on your phone. But you know, you kind of have to go out of your way. Like in the comments sections, you always see people say, oh, I'm on the weird side of YouTube. I'm on the weird side of to be good. Yeah.

I don't know. The most impressive, it's probably something like, probably like don't hug me. I'm scared. Very good. It was the first time that I was like, that's kind of crazy

that that's possible. Do you know what that is? No, don't hug me as scared. Oh, really? It was like a puppet. It's like a British Excessual puppet show.

Yeah, it was like, it was classic internet where it would be like, did you click out? A couple of things. I want to see what's going on with the shorts. Like,

just as crazy. And it was more just, they're trying to pretend like the, it's not sexual, but like this bitch had a bikini on and like her fucking camel to was about to explode out of the fucking bottom. You know, like she is,

it's fucking, it's basically the same thing, but I just get your algorithm completely on that. What would you? You didn't finish explaining, did you? I don't remember. Oh, okay.

For me, it was the duck, I did lemonade sand. That was the first YouTube video I saw it. Oh, the duck song? I fucking love this song. The duck.

Bam, palm, palm. The issue is it's like, I can't remember what is a YouTube video. Impressive? Yeah, I love that video. I mean, that's not really what it. Is it impressive? I don't think it's impressive though, is it?

No, not at all. Yeah. Okay, well. Not engaging with the question at all. Not engaged with my own question. I asked the question. I know. I don't know.

Most impressive YouTube video. Oh, you know what? actually probably is the real answer is probably like one of those okay go music videos. Oh, the like the elevator. That was the the treadmill was the first one. But like every single music video that they've ever done is insane. It's like that, but like they keep going crazy. They did one with mirrors that I was just like that is the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen.

I don't ever seen that. I think I've always seen the trimmel. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with Farmer. to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches.

Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. They made a song with the Muppets? I think they did. What the fuck? I had no idea. I don't know. I don't know if I can trust anything that you say is the issue.

We made a song for the Muppet movie. I made a song for the Muppet movie. Very different. But I don't. Wait a minute. Yeah, go ahead and look it up. Yeah, go ahead and look it up. Yeah.

Be on your phone in a productive way. One sec, one sec. One sec. I think Dude Perfect was actually really impressive. But then they got old. real fast. Yeah. Because it was like,

you've done like the most impressive shit already. Like, oh, I'm gonna make, the Muppet Show theme song. Okay. Oh, interesting.

That makes sense. I mean, they would be tapped to do something like that. I think they worked with Henson. I think the Henson warehouse or whatever. Before you got like AIDS or whatever. Yeah. I think they should go on and create a clash.

The Hent? The fuck, okay, go. Yeah. You have to fight all of them? Yeah, you have to fight the. To fight them in an elaborate ring.

Yeah. There's treadmills and trampolines and shit. And you're like, what the fuck? What do I do? Yeah. Yeah. That's not happening, by the way. No way.

What? Crater clashes? This shit's canceled as fuck. I mean, I don't even know what's going on with that at this point. I just, I've seen, the only thing that I know is that something significant must have happened because I've seen a bunch of thumbnails of the full. fall of Idubs or the I dub something and I'm like oh what happened now I don't I'm not gonna I just see people keep dropping out and it's just like that's the thing's canceled if I put it I wish

I could bet on it in some way like I wish I could put money out because I'm so confident I think it's like not happening it's I mean I in your guys is a point of view it reminds let me say this before I ask Vince McMahon was so annoyed that he the XFL failed all them years ago What's the XFL? The X-FO was the extreme football league. He tried to start his own football league. And the interesting thing is some of the ideas were good enough to where the NFL stole it. Like some of like the sky camera.

There was a certain thing that's like this is pretty cool. Oh, really? Miking the players and stuff like that. Yeah. Like so there were some innovative ideas. They mic players? Yeah. Yeah. Especially the quarterback. Yeah. So you can hear them. You can hear their players. You know, like just sounding like freaks. It just, it's all. That's what I would imagine would sound like. I feel like there's no way it sounds good. It actually sounds really good. They're just yelling, but like they usually... It's like a binaural microphone.

It's like the ear microphone. Dude, there's a weird... There's a culture with being a quarterback to where they all yell the same. Like they all have different voices, right? You know, everybody talks differently, but they all sound exactly the same when they're actually starting their hike.

Like, hey! Yeah! Like, it all gets... the same. I'm convinced all sports people are clones of the same people over and over again. Because the same thing is true of like baseball announcers. Like I remember, like I went home for a little bit like this year,

like earlier this year, like I think late last year. And I think like someone was watching a baseball game, like a recent one or like one from very, very recently. And I swear to God the announcer sounded exactly the same as like when I was like five. And I was like, there's no way that's the same guy. Because that guy Unless he's like 90 hundred

I wasn't It wasn't because he was like 30 You know So he's just doing It's like radio Show show Or YouTubers,

YouTubers YouTubers have a certain Kind of voice I fucking hate it You know You ever heard the YouTube I know the TikTok voice I mean there's a TikTok voice Yes

But there's absolutely I don't think there's a YouTube voice There's absolutely What's the YouTube voice Do it for me I mean I can't do it You know why you can't do it Because there isn't one

No no I can't do Because I'm not a YouTuber But there's a YouTube voice That doesn't make sense You could do things Hey guys, what's going on? Today's episode, like that kind of like cadence. That's Degy.

That's a lot of content creators. It's a lot. I guess. He was using Degy as an example. He's, Dejy's so homogenous. No, that's not Degy.

It's actually a hundred other people. It's, I mean, I know what you mean the fake energy. There's that thing that people do. There's the fake energy thing, which I, I don't love it.

And then now there's architect. It works for. There's that. And then there's like the art of critical where like people come in and they're like, hey, what's up guys? I'm going to go through this thing

where people just copying Like people do emulate That is what Hey guys everybody What a shit phone What a shit boner of a fart This would turn out to be

Stop killing games is crazy All right later If you start a fresh channel Warring a white T Do it The algorithm will Reward you If you just do a channel

That's called What would it be Mose Critical Nemesis It'd be it'd be Dry Dry Dry

Miss Dry miss Oh, critical Critical A minuscule Dry minuscule Yeah, dry No, that's

No, what's the opposite of critical? Just irrelevant Miniscule is kind of It works Dry minimal Would you say irrelevant? Yeah, like there's something like that Dry

A critical point or like a Like a negligible Yeah Like dry negligible Yeah, it's negligible, yeah It's me Dry negligible You have to have energy

Like what's going on It's me drive. You can ask grok or something? No, I don't talk to Grok. Yeah, talk to Grook right now. Grook. I am Grook. I can't believe you slurred.

I could say something way worse. I have it into me. What'd you call me Grook? No. What is his name Groot? Yeah, that's it. Complementary is, I guess they say is the opposite. Complimentary is being critical of someone.

Oh, yeah. There's a lot of, there's a lot of meanings for the word critical is the issue. I like the, I like the game one, because then using mist and dry miss actually sounds kind of good. Dry miss. Yeah. That sounds like a turn of phrase, like an expression. It kind of does.

It was a dry miss. It was a dry miss. I like it. Hates me dry miss. Dry safe. Dry safe. All right. I think miss sounds a little better.

So Chris start your new channel. Wear white t-shirt. Okay. Get a little paler. Put on a wig. Get a little paler. Like you're just going to wheel yourself to be paler. Get a little paler.

Get a wig. So stay out of the sun for a wig. about a month. Don't you dare going on some don't turn any lights. Okay. Keep your bedroom dark. I always do that.

The algorithm will, I've seen it though. I've seen people, there's that guy too lazy to try. And then there's somebody that emulated him exactly the same except for in the MMA space and his channel blew up immediately. Because he's just like, he starts off the same way.

Like too lazy goes, all right. That's the first thing he says in every video. All right. This happened. Whatever. And then this happened. And so the other guy does the same thing.

thumbnails are the same and then it can't tell the difference. Yeah, well, I saw somebody do something crazy. Bye, bye. I saw this really sick MMA fight work. I like boxing way better. Yeah, and I don't have any problem with Charlie. Charlie's video on the Cype Killing Games thing was actually really good. Yeah.

But, um, stop killing my ass. I saw some guy spin kick a baby in the back of the fucking head. Absolute cinema. All right, good night, guys. Good night. Cinema. Absolute grouk. That's so good.

That sounds. Hey, Grog. Suspigious. Hey, Grock, what will my cock stop growing? Why won't my cock stop growing? See, if I was subscribed to that bullshit, I would ask that. Yeah, I mean, you gotta get your value.

You gotta get, I think it's really, it's actively poisoning water supplies in fucking Michigan and, you know, like eroding the ozone layer every time we ask it, what's up Grock? Yeah.

But, uh, you know, whatever, who cares? I've heard that. I've heard about how much, um, energy it sucks. And just for, and that people are having mundane conversations with AI.

How are you doing today, chat, GPT? It's like 50,0004090s running at max fucking max crank. Just to say, I'm good. How are you? It's funny. It's singing to be like, hey, Grock, describe this like a pirate. And it doesn't like a pirate. It does it.

I'm gay. Explain this in final fantasy terms. Did you say you're gay and pirate? Me gay Me gay matey Me gay matey Ah 64090s

I'm matey with my mates Matey With my mates Some little kid Drinks a cup of water Right after he does that She's like Mom

And she turned to a fucking CPU Yeah Yeah Some fucking robot Some like fucking Cod's worth ass robots Gonna be like Going door to door

Like mauling people and turning them into fucking CPUs that can run just a feed grok. That's crazy. It's going to be a crazy world that we're heading into. If they start in the rural areas,

you know, I ain't going to stop them. I'm going to stop them yet. Let them get the rural areas and then, you know, then things might a little calling, a little balancing.

That's that robot from the government. Which I like now. I like now. I like them now. Let's go hook the government robot, honey. Go ahead the government robot. turns it to a fucking pretzel.

I like me overreach. You know that big beautiful bill? I like that because they told me to like it. They called me as beautiful, so I got to believe. And then, yeah, just like folds live into a big. Bending them in ways that's bananas.

Oh, my God. All right, let's just fucking, um, let's see, let's just get on the, let's focus on questions, I guess. Papa, no, you're a ball now. All the questions are like fresh since we just posted the thread right now. Oh, hell yeah. Papa, no, you're a beach ball now, Papa.

You will be a CPU little one. That's the new Christmas Carol. That's the... Tiny Tim isn't sick. He's just a fucking becoming a robot to feed Grock. Oh, my God. You ever see that video where it's like a... It's like Scroogey wakes up and he goes...

He goes out on the street. He's like, you, boy, what day is it? It goes like it's March. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. The whole point is that he wakes on my Christmas Day. Yeah, Christmas Day. Today, it's Christmas Day. He's been asleep for that long. He's been in a coma the whole day.

He's like, four months, and he's like. It's smart. And he's like, oh. I'll try to do better, I guess, in general. March presents? I'll try to be better next Christmas, but I might have forgotten this lesson by then. Oh, for sure. No. I went back and forward in time.

I'm not forgetting shit. He would forget. He's old. He might not be here. Yeah, he might die on Thanksgiving. No. Just paying a lot of women to Ebony's or my Scrooge. I know what I'm saying.

I know exactly what you're saying. Kobe. Yeah. That's crazy I've never seen that before. That was a combo. I put that together. That was a freestyle.

I've never seen that before. It was a freestyle. It turned. It's so terrible. He was an amazing athlete. I really, I really miss him. I miss him too.

But, you know, he's a fucking mountain decoration. That's crazy. he's a texter pack on a mountain top somewhere. He stepped back in with Jesus now. It's so suck those poor kids on that thing, man. That's what makes it so tragic from him dying. Obviously, he's unfortunate, but it was just a bunch of kids.

A lot of kids. His own daughter, whoops. That was part was he, whoops. You think he was like, whoopsie? You did it like right before he crashed. He was like, God damn it, LeBron. He said, His last fire rafs up

Damn it LeBron I'm pretty sure it was Shag He's like man Fuck you Shack They got the black box And that's the last thing They heard him say Fucking Shack

I got one more ring The new boom That's true I got five He got four boom Man That's really fucked up If Shack would have

Took care of himself Man God dog He would take care of himself Oh God They would have had At least a couple more For sure

He was he was so Unstoppable It was crazy It was like It was like wild Looking at like Oh because he didn't pray he didn't practice right either isn't that the double-edged sword yeah he's so good

that he's like I'm not gonna do shit so if he was like unathletic if he wasn't as big you know what I'm saying he would have probably tried harder but he wouldn't be his dominant so it's like a weird he just was not you just wish that like he was he also had that big he had Kobe's drive yeah well he got Kobe's drive he probably still be playing if he had Kobe's drive that would have been terrifying because it would have been unfair it already is unfair the fact that there's no you're playing technically a combat I'm not saying a physical a physical sport

there is contact you're playing a contact sport and doesn't matter what size you are you can be fucking seven foot six and huge and I'm like well how is anybody supposed to defend over you like it's advantage do you have to use your advantages right like obviously most big men

have bad handle unless you're Kevin Garnett and you're not Kevin Durant Kevin Durant is like he's he's the oxy moron of basketball Kevin Durant yeah you can't you can't defend that guy I think I have that guy's shoes or something. Why would you have his shoes? Did he does?

Like you, like the... No, like I think some... Someone left his shoes. My mom worked with, I think, his mom or something. And they're like, you guys have like his... We'd have like a piece of memorabilia from him. And I remember being like, I don't know who the fuck... That means nothing to me at all.

Was that when... Is it because... Was it recently when did this happen? No, this is high school. Oh, okay. He was playing in for sure. Or like, late high school, I think. So back when he was like,

fucking sign of Seattle than to went to OKC early OKC that's crazy Before he went back I was thinking like oh maybe when he He never went back He didn't he went to OKC He went to OKC

He went to Oakland right No not first he went to Golden State Golden State that's okay Yeah And then Brooklyn Which that's what I was thinking Maybe while he was in Brooklyn

You got the shoes Yeah but now he's in fucking Houston I can't remember if it was I can't remember if it was like a basketball It was in like a glass box It was like some piece of Man, I would, uh, well, if he wins one more championship, say, with Houston, then I would sell that shit.

I probably, yeah, I probably won't. He's old now, though. He's still great. I think he's like 38. He's 37 or 38. Oh, he's, he's on, he's on death's door. I mean, technically for sports, in sports world, yeah. He's well past death.

It's kind of crazy. Like, when you hit 40, you're just knees explode. Yeah, yeah. They literally explode. I've seen it happening. Happy birthday, then you just see them projectile explode. Like Tom's, and his knees exploded. That was so sad.

I've been playing basketball every day and I think about that shit because I'm like, I'm 37. Yeah, yeah. I was like, bro, I gotta be careful. My shit's gonna. Stretch. I do. That's a myth. Don't stretch.

Yeah. I just lie. I never stretch. Yeah. Before you work out, stretch before you work out so you don't injure yourself. I can't believe you're fucking sharing that on the on the show. You know what made me. You know what made me stop stretching?

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and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day or I'm constantly feeling like gassy and all of those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

We deep dive into your OTC medication and then at that point we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. He said to Zuckerberg. What was that one other guy's name? Zuckerberg, Jesse Eisenberg? He said to Jesse Eisenberg. He said, he ever seen a line stretch before it attacks a gazelle? Yes. And I was like, they do

I'm sold but they do I will never no they don't and you've never seen a predatory cat stretch its body and then go into a

pound's position no it's just positioning itself it's not stretching idiots I've seen never animals stretch also when they need to stretch they stretch when they're sleeping because they're stiff

no they stretch they stand up they stretch they extend themselves he's literally just lying again no animal stretch they stretch when

they're sleeping because they're all stiff like every. Yeah, like every animal. And then they also walk around sometimes they do a random stretch. They don't do that. Animal stretch. When's the last time you saw a bird stretch?

These birds are not the fucking case. It's like, what have you seen a worm stretch? Worms don't, when's the last time you seen a worm? I don't know, turn around. Kingston, all I'm hearing is you giving me examples of animals not stretching. Animal stretch. They don't.

They don't. They don't stretch the same way people do before they work out. Yes, but they do stretch. They don't go through stretch. routines. They don't sit down like I got five minutes. Animals don't stretch. So like before like a goat like head butts you see them like they stretch their horns out?

A bull you're seeing it stretching before it charges you? No, all it does is go You just fucking bowls are retarded though Hyper stupid. More animals more and more animals are being added to this list of animals that do not stretch. Name one animal that doesn't even I've seen dog stretch. Yeah after they're finished sleeping even I've seen my dog stretch before. Not do stretch routines, but they stretch. Like, they're walking around sometimes.

And they're like, I'm just going to separate itself out. Just finish sleeping. Not even when you don't. You didn't see it sleeping. It walked. And it's like, I'm stiff. I need to stretch. That's what you saw. You absolutely saw that. Animals don't stretch. They look like they stretch because that's us superimposing what we think they're doing. That's what you thought like before. It's like how when dogs like lick you and they're like, oh, they're giving you kiss. It's like, no. That's not what's happening. A dog is. doesn't know what a kiss is. Okay?

When you see a dog stretch, you're seeing a dog be more dog. Dog kissing you with its lips. Putting it snout against you. But yeah, animals don't stretch at all. It's a myth. Yeah,

they don't even stretch it. Even after a nap, they get up immediately and start sprinting. Yeah, exactly. Seeing an animal tear it's a. yell or something like that. Crazy.

Like a lion's foot, like a cheetah's like going after and you just see it like stop and it's like holding its fucking side. Rao. Rao. Rao. You know they meow?

They straight up meow. Sure. Yeah, they're cats. Felines. Feilings meow. I've never, I've only heard cheetah's meow out of like the bigger cats. You know it's crazy? They probably can.

Worms cough. Interesting. It's the craziest shit I've ever fucking seen in my life. They coughed like my dad, exactly like that actually. They go like, that loud too. Well, it's like it's proportionally smaller, but like it is that. It's loud, okay, I got it. If you put like a stethoscope up to a worm, you'd hear that.

But only if it was coughing. Do you put a stethoscope up to a worm? Do you think like you go to a veterinarian? Is that right? veterinarian? Veterinarian? Veteran. Is there an R in there?

I feel like this is like a Wednesday kind of thing. Or February. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think it's right both ways. I'm sure. I'm sure I'm butchering it. But yeah, you go to a vet.

I'm just going to say that. A veteran? And you bring, you go to an army veteran, you bring the worms to the vet. He puts a steth. He's alive. He's alive.

I wonder what that would sound like. That's a hodge. You get it away from me. Do do do do do do do that's what they call Did you know that they build guns Salt guns for bugs Yes I had no idea

Yeah So yeah So there's like I actually do know this guns that you can buy That you load I guess with like salt Or something And you shoot but like bugs Most of like flies mosquitoes

Stuff like that like Yeah You know pests that really need to be shot But like you can't shoot it with a real bullet Because like they're so big You'd miss and you damage your shit So you load it with like little salts And that basically acts as proportionally

Bullets for them And so you shoot them I feel like hitting them is so hard though No well it depends Well yeah they make They make revolvers Which I'm like what the fuck Yeah you really want a blunderbuzz

Yeah Yeah just like I'm looking at you see that fly over there Done It's got to be kind of fun I imagine Oh dude I have to imagine Shooting bugs I can't even tell you how much satisfaction

especially if they were roaches. Oh my God. I don't like guns very much. Columbine, an entire colony of roaches. Yeah, I don't know in one will mind. See, that's who should be worshipped, right? People who massacre bugs.

You have all these dumb ass, like, the Columbine kids are, like, I've been watching some of these documentaries on showing the copycat, like, school shooters and whatever. And they worship these guys. And I'm like, they suck so bad that I'm like, what are you seeing? I'm trying to be as a. objective as possible. And I'm like, what do these people like, they think they're cool.

It is crazy because they're, it is crazy because they're just aping material. It would be like simping for like Carlos Mencia or like a cover band. You know what I mean? It's like you just, you're just doing Columbine over and over again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucking lame. It makes sense why they work. Like they look up to them. But like, it's still like, in which way? Because they're someone that like, it's projection of themselves. Like, oh, this person has the same experience that I have. I don't mean that. I mean like they think they're cool. Like they look at them in their their vlogs and stuff and like,

oh, these guys. There's that band that they like one. I don't know if it was one or both of them were wearing this one band. It's like an acronym or not an acronym, an abbreviation. MK something, whatever. And all of them get into that, that girl that shot up for her school recently was into that band.

The black Nazi, I think was like they just. I forgot about the black Nazi. I, uh, I, uh, I just watched. watched a video on the blotts because I wanted to know what uh I didn't know all what happened but yeah the blotsy it's funny because like the god they it's so crazy did I so in his manifesto now he was obviously fucking around a little bit but also I think some of the inspirations were real

because at the end one of them said Hassan it's like okay obviously you're not inspired by as son but Ethan Ralph was on it Ethan Ralph Nicholas J. Fuentes even Ralph and Nicklaus J. Fuentes Ethan Ralph and Nick Fuentes were on a manifesto On a manifesto with the Blotsey That block that recent Blotsey shooter He uh Nicholas J. Fuentes uh Candice Owens He doubled down on Candice Jones Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was real.

You know what's crazy is that the more you say Blotty The more it doesn't sound like a real word Blotzy? Well, I mean it's well it's It's not real in a sense that it hasn't been accepted by society yet But I'm using it so it's real I'm trying to make it real because that's how it works, right? once it's accepted, it's now real.

Because when people, you know, people will be like, that's not a real word. I'm like, the fuck is a real word. What does that even mean? Every word is made up. So it just needs to be accepted. You're right, but like, yeah. It just needs to be accepted. That's the only criteria.

It's a word that has not been accepted yet. And chances are might not be. It won't be. Blotsey's not going to be accepted, but I'm still going to try. Sooner later. We're going to do our best. It's like Bluncle, you know, Black Uncle? Like, that didn't stick.

That didn't stick. That's crazy. Most my uncle's a bluncle. I first heard that on a scrubs. He was a Turk. He's like, I'm going to be a bluncle. And then they're like,

looking at him and like, I got it immediately. A bluncle is crazy. Anyway, I don't know. Let's move on to. What about a n uncle? A nice uncle?

Yeah. Yeah. Good save. All right. What do we got from our racist homeless? Yeah, we're going to read our, some of the submissions from,

our wonderful patients over at patreon.com slash a snartank. Remember, you two can you two can add on to this list. You too. Hello. Hello. Remember when they put the thing to Something vertigo. Como stas? Yeah. Some, some.

Como stas? Yeah, so he says, it goes hello, hello. And I think he says, oh la. Like, may I please go vertigo or something? I only know. I only know you two for, I genuine. And I mean this sincerely. I don't think I've listened to an entire YouTube song all the way through. but I know that the only thing I know about them

is that is when they threw their album on everybody's phone. Yeah. And everybody immediately wanted it gone. That was that was a, it felt good to. That was the crazy thing. To be fair,

I might have talked about us on the, on the show before. To be fair, there's one song in there and I actually was listening to it last week. I was at the gym, like as a cool down.

It's called every breaking wave. It's actually a good song. And I was like, I can't believe you too. That's a good song. Because to be, every commercial song I've heard for them.

Sorry, you two fans, I think it sucks. I just every popular song I've heard from them. Maybe the in the name of love. That song's okay. I genuinely, I genuinely know that song because Homer Simpson's getting the shit kicked out of him by U2's security guard in The Simpsons.

He like disrupted like a YouTube concert. I can't remember why. And then they take him off stage and like, don't worry, folks. He's going to get the help he deserves. And the camera's on in the same. stage background. It's um, the, the, the, the state, the monitor is basically showing in the, on backstage and he's getting the shit kicked out of them. They're holding them and they're

punching them and kneeing them in the head while they're, in the name of love. It was funny. So is Vertigo a YouTube song? Yes. That's the only song I know. That's the only song I know. And I didn't even know it was them. Dude, it's one of the, they have this like riff that I feel like, oh, this riffs hard. But it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, hard baby shit, you know? No, yeah. Like, it's like, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

Like, they were probably like, God, that's so fucking, like, that's so intense. And then, like, like, to, like, a, you know, a 75-year-old, like, all their fans are like, oh, man, these guys still got it. Yeah, yeah. But, like, I heard that shit. I'm like, what the fuck is this?

And to a hundred and fifty-year-old, and you're like, I'm just loud noise. It's a lot. I can't stay. You two-locked. It's a... You two goes, like, wait, wait, wait, hold on. I don't have it.

You too. I want to look at their Spotify. Like, what is their... It's probably fucking 10 trillion listens a minute. What do you think it is? What do you think they're unreasonably popular? What do you think their monthly listener is? What would you say?

They're monthly listeners. How many a month? I would... I'm going to guess 60 million. That's very high. Yeah. I haven't looked yet. so I'm just thinking it's hot. Yeah, I have no concept.

What about you, uh, swinging? 25 million. 25 million. Let's see. 20, 28.1 million. Oh, look at that.

That's so unreasonably high. That's what I'm saying. Well, it makes sense. They're classic music, dude. Oh, yeah. It's a beautiful day. Remember that one?

No. Where you learn life's all the way. See, you remember? It's a beautiful. You know that. That's crazy. Give them commercial. White.

The, I'm gay and I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I genuinely don't know shit about it. With or without you? I don't know. See, like, I'm looking at the titles. I know with or without you.

What is that one? I don't know the... I don't know how to say it. With all without you. Sunday, Blood Sunday. Still haven't found what I'm looking for. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. and all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. one see I don't I'm sure if I heard them I would know them yeah that's but also like I would never choose to listen to them on purpose that's what's so crazy that's the problem that I'm having that I'm like I don't recognize

any other titles so that's that really does show that yeah we don't listen to them even though I'm sure they're not from our generation pop culture lexicon everywhere you know what I mean anyway our generation anyway

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A prostate the size of North America wrote in He says, hey fellas, recently I've been rewatching Lost after buying the whole show on Blu-ray. And if you know anything about Lost, is that the show gets progressively more and more insane the longer it goes on. My question is, what's a show, movie,

or a game that starts off relatively sane and that goes completely off the rails later on. An honorable mention is the later seasons of supernatural where they fight literal God. They also have a cross over with Scooby-Doo in that show. They do. Yeah. They fight God. Yeah. What do you mean? Like Yahweh? Like God, like the Almighty. Yeah.

What do you, like, why do they fight him? Does he have like a beard and shit? Like, what does he look like? He does have a beard. No, he doesn't. Have you watched the boys? Yes. Do you watch the new season? Yeah. Another guy that cloned himself in the newest season when they were doing the firecracker rally and he was eating his own ass. He had like a bunch of clones him

eating his own eyes like a train of eating his ass. That was the guy that played Bob because the guy, Robert Singer, the guy that writes the boys, he wrote Supernatural. Oh, is that why it's why I love and hate the boys at the same time? Is that why that makes sense? The guy that plays

Negan, he played the dad. That's why he was into the show as well. Okay. The guy that played the president, he was Bobby in the show as well too. Like a lot of them are even Jensen Ackles. He was was the main character in Freaking Supernatural. him and his brother. Yeah,

I look, to be fair, I never watched, oh, it makes sense. But it's like a CW show, right? Yeah,

I watched it when it first aired when it was actually really, really good at my sister. And that's the reason why I watched it. So I was like, oh,

I guess. And then I'd finish it on my own. Yeah, I had a friend that claims you was a straight man that loved that show. And I'm like,

yeah, okay. I think the first five things of that show, like, I think season three, four and five are like amazing television,

actually. But I think it goes on to like season 20, which is insane. I still watched all of it. I'll just take your word for it because I couldn't. You don't have to watch it. I tried those DC shows. I tried them. I tried to watch the CWDC shows

and they just, they fell off a clip for me fast. I never care of. I feel like, yeah, I don't know. I never cared. What show did I watch that? I got progoers. I will say the thing that comes to mind immediately is Metal Gear, honestly. Metal Gear as a series starts off so mundane. relative to like what it ends up being where like people's fucking arms are controlling them and shit like it's it's absurd i mean every game starts off way less insane in the game ends yes not

really yeah even all of them do i don't think so which one doesn't get completely out of hand by the end well i guess i'm thinking of things i'm i'm thinking of um like the insubes usually usually that happens with things that are succeeded or like handed off to like a different Like if a reboot or something where like the reboot is fucked or something. But like I think like when I think about like Halo 1 through Reach or whatever, like those are pretty those are as like there's there's not a moment in those that feel. I'm particularly more insane. That's what I'm saying. You needed to change the entire structure of like who was even doing it.

You don't think Metal Gear Solid 1 goes from like, oh, this kind of as a stealth game to like, oh, I'm fighting my clone. That's like the opposite of me that was raised in a vat to kill me out of nowhere. Well, that's what I'm saying. And in Metal Gear's and then two, you go from being a ninja. Like, I'm just an assassin to you're fighting mex with a sword you can't use. No, but this is what I'm saying. This is literally the point is that it starts off. You're just sneaking into a base.

Yeah. I think every game goes like this except for the last one. The last one is just kind of like, what the fuck's going on? That's it. I mean, I like the most, I like the more, the most recent Metal Gear game. Which one? Five? Death Stranding do.

I watched, it's so Metal Gear. It's crazy. That one in particular. I watched maybe, I watched all of the first ones like the, all the narrative stuff, like a three-hour video narrative of the first one.

And then I'm like maybe 35 minutes from finishing like a huge deep dive in the second one. And I'm like, this story's unfucking believable. It's crazy. I'm like, this is like. It's also my least favorite. of the game.

The story? Yeah. I think the story is the part of, it's just, mechanically whatever game's not for me. I think the story's insane. I think what the fuck's going on is fucking, there's a tar person.

Hey. And not the way you think. I don't even. I do. You keep saying grouk and tar person and all sorts of crazy shit. I, I'm baffled by his behavior. No, the slur is tar baby.

That's the slur. Did you say tar baby? Yes. a black man. I am perturbed. I am outraged. No, you're a... I perterb. Hyperterb.

Such a fucking dad-ass. Yeah, right? I don't know. I don't have a dad. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if that... What do you mean? We've met King Dad. Yeah. I really don't think you want to meet my dad. I think I think you think it'd be funny and it'd be like just not funny. I think behind your back we're going to get him

on the pod. That'd be crazy. I'd walk right back out. I believe what you guys have fun with this and I'd walk right back out. Episode 400, you know, if the United States is still intact, uh, episode 400, we're getting King dead. Yeah. No. And you can hold this to it. Really don't think you, I really don't think you guys want that, but I mean, hey, man, you know. I think I know I do. I think it won't even be funny. Oh, this is good. It's not funny like that. Speaking of dads, uh, Sweeney Tom, the gay bummer of Feet Street wrote in,

says on the standing versus sitting debate. I don't remember having this debate. I don't remember what we're talking about. Crazy. Yeah. This is probably, I mean, I don't like how little I remember of my own life.

But like, well, that's, that's, whatever. He says, my dad's nickname is tiny due to his hilarious.

Oh, I remember this now. Oh, my God. The short legs versus standing up. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. That's a stupid,

like conversation. I only just remember it. That's such a psychotic question. As soon as he, okay, go ahead. When you recognize it,

I was like, oh, my dad's nickname is tiny, dude, he was hilariously short legs and long-ass

fucking back. He is five feet, yeah, his long-ass fucking back. He is five feet seven inches tall. So he's five, seven.

And when he was younger, he had a friend who was six-foot three inches tall. When in bars, they used to bet strangers that when

they sat next to each other that my dad was taller than his friend. They would always win free drinks because of the hilarious height difference when standing up. Sadly, I inherited his tiny legs, but I'm at least a modest five, nine inches talls and I'm not quite as funny looking.

Keep up the long, keep up the good work, black, noir, and Chris. That is, does that dad look like SpongeBob or something? I would imagine it looks more like,

um, he does have short legs. He does have short legs. I'm thinking of Johnny Bravo. Yeah, okay. He's one of the first people I think of what I think he did. Yeah. Because his back, I think, is like, if you took the drawing of him and measured his legs,

you could fit, I think, three sets of his legs just on his back. I think more than that. I think quite a few more than. Yeah. I mean, I feel like I'm operating very. You're being very generous. Who has the stubbiest legs in any series ever? I'm trying to think of somebody.

Johnny Bravo. Right now, what are those? Damn, I already forgot. No, I think it's less. It's like, two and a half. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

It's not that crazy. I mean, it is, but. What are those village people in Expedition 33? What are they called again? The gestures? The gesture, yeah. Those things. You see, like, when you first show up to their, for their village and like, how the

fuck do they walk? Because they have those little stubby just points. There's so much variety in them, though. Like, they all look so fucking different from each other. Because there's three, there's two seasons. There's the other ones, right? The, um, the mistrels, mesrilles. And then the, um, I don't remember.

Oh, minstrels. No. Yeah, yeah. The, you know, the performers with the shoe poles. So there's the gesturals and then there's the, um, what the fuck? Why can't I remember them? There's an M. I forgot what they're called the, um.

I, what I got to play that game again at some point. I'm, uh, what are the enemies called? Oh, Nevrons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. There's another. No, you're wrong. You're thinking of Monaco probably.

Yeah. I couldn't forget to go. I couldn't forget to go, Monaco. The only person I really like that. Monaco. Everybody else in that game is inferior to Monaco, but. Everyone's inferior? Everyone's just less cool to Monaco.

I like your avant-garde choice in podcasting where you kind of talk away from the microphone. It's pretty sick. I like it. I like it. I like it. It's very against the grain. Yeah.

That's why he's very rebellious. Very rebellious. Very rebellious. It's a new stand on. Yeah. So I have to like fucking your ratio of. but compression is so much higher than ours. It's a very, it's very, you're like, um, I usually do like five to one.

I'm like that. I'm like the MF doom. Because like, it's, some parts are so low. I'm trying to stretch it as much as I can. It's like, I'm like the MF Doom of, uh, podcast. Oh. I take the rules and I break the rules. And the very, that's cool.

Was MF Doom also fundamentally retarded? Yes, possibly, possibly. That's your perspective of it. I think he was a little bit. Doom? Doom? I feel like there was a little bit of like... I think he was just quirky.

I think he was this wildly quirky. Genius. Like, there was a little bit of retardation that made him a genius kind of. It's just how I feel. That's cool. It's just how I feel. It's such a fucking...

I love that sentence because it just negates anything that anybody else could say to you because it's like, how can you argue with... You can't argue with it at that point. It's just how I feel. Conversation has become.

has become such a wild level of like an accountability. It's like instead of like I think. This is my truth. I think. That's what I think. It's how you have to operate if you, if you spend any amount of time on the internet.

You have to, you have to just double down. Double down, but also retreat. Leave a very open means of retreat. I mean, like, I don't like,

look, I don't think so, but like I'm positive. Yeah. If you're on Instagram, make sure you can't be added to. That's a great one. I'll never let you.

That's a great. I fuck it. Dude, that makes me. Because every once in a while I want to reply to somebody and then they turn their ads off. So like you can't directly at them. You can still reply on their thread. But it doesn't directly at them.

And I'm like, you fucking coward. You. It's such a coward move. Like it makes me so bad. It's like when I was younger. Especially because you can add other people. It's like if you turn that off, you should not be able to add other people. So you can add me.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just like say the activity thing. I turn it off because I'm like, you don't need to know when I'm fucking online. That's crazy. But then I can't see what other people are. line. That's completely fair. That's a complete fair trade off.

All right, let's see. Fowl Tarnished Rodin. This says, Hello, Maidenless Rejects. I know Nintendo sucks now, but seeing as they were a huge part of my childhood, what are some of your favorite pre-switch first Nintendo, first party Nintendo games? Donkey Kong. Fucking. Donkey Kong. I have

so many of them. I have so many Nintendo games. I fucking adore it. That new Donkey Kong game looks pretty fucking sick, to be honest with you. Like, uh... Doesn't it like turn into some weird? A zebra or a mega version. all sorts of stupid shit. It looks, it looks cool. It's not enough for me to go and spend $500 on a machine just to play it. Yeah. But it looks cool. Did you send me some racist shit?

Yes. Oh yeah, which he says he scumes the N-word? Yeah, that's all it was. I mean, yeah, of course he, yeah. Have you guys seen that, have you guys seen that video of Chuck E. Cheese streaming fall guys? Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know,

I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And, and And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. No, what are you saying?

What? Are you seen a video? Chuckie cheese? Yeah, Chuckie cheese. Like the Charles Entertainment? The Charles Entertainment? Charles Entertainment cheese himself in the flesh. Well, in the felt, I guess, because he's a puppet in the stream.

Okay. But yeah, he's, there's this, I guess they did a thing during the pandemic. They did a thing during the pandemic where they were streaming fall guys. What the fuck? Yeah, and there's a, there's a clip where he's playing the game and he, he, he, he, he, looks, he looks at the camera and he goes, poggers. He did. He did. This is real. And then he turns back to the game and he goes like, I'm not even kidding. I,

and what's crazy about it is like somebody pointed this out to me. I didn't even realize that Brad pointed this out to be on a summon sign. We're like, because I showed it to him and he couldn't believe it. But it's like right above his camera, it says, uh, biggest donation or top donation, right? And it's completely empty. Which is the funniest fucking part of that video It's just like him going poggers whimpering And then just no one supports him What are you talking?

Like, why is this never came up anywhere? I don't know, I saw it. It came up on my feed recently. So this is years ago. This is like a... Yeah, during the pandemic. During the pandemic. I think four years ago, I think exactly.

There's a classic image of Chuck E. cheese where it's like what happened to chucky and he's just naked and he's like I that's a classic that's a classic and he told it to see and I just think I think every time I go past Chuckie cheese I think of that you think of that literally and I'm like what the fuck I saw this I saw that at the middle of the night and I was like I can't that I have not gone back into Chuckie cheese since I've seen that that is an instant classic that is a that's a great photo oh well it's it's playing through my headphones whoops What?

Why is he doing that? But like, dude, like, I love, I love, not a single, not a single, not a single, not a single donation. That is so, pagers. I like how the music cuts out, too. It's at the end of a round. Pogers. Pogers. It's so clearly like, oh, man.

I think that was the only thing he said the entire stream, too, which is crazy. I can't fucking believe. I just, I'm so fucking out. I'm just so empty of ability to be surprised anymore. Isn't that crazy? Like, I honestly miss being surprised.

Like, I haven't felt like, like, I remember hearing bad news or whatever, right? Or like something in the news that would like be like, how is that possible? And that doesn't happen anymore.

Now it's, I'm never like surprised by anything. that I see happening. I can be surprised but even I think genuinely if like an earthquake would happen right now and a fault

like a fault line were to split this apartment into I would be like whoa see the magma yeah well that would be surprising

that would be fair I can still be surprised but like I would be like maybe barely startled I can be shocked and frightened but I can't really be surprised I can be

there you go surprised by I shouldn't be none of us should be surprised by human stupidity anymore, but it still hits me. It's not working for me anymore, really. It still hits me. Even Jojo had to remind me and be like, like you always say, you know, kind of a thing, because I'm like, bro, people are this. And then I, something happened recently that caught me off guard. And then again, it was one of those things. I'm like,

you know, you already know. There should be nothing that's a catch you off guard, but it still does. I, but I've gone to this thing where I don't respect human life this way I'm used to anymore. I don't, I don't value human life the way you're used to anymore. Like, I genuinely for real, I don't think everyone deserves the life they're given anymore. I really grow to that point where I'm like, you don't deserve to live exactly. Listen. You used to deserve it and then you prove that you don't deserve it anymore.

So you should probably, you know, get on getting. I'm having, I actually, I agree that I'm having a little hard time. I was like, I need to take a step back from the internet because I'm, I haven't been this disgusted in humanity in like quite some time. Where I was like, I need to, like, just default. I need to go back to default where I'm just like, oh, shit's dumb. Yeah. Recently, I've been like, oh, if there was a, you know, a meteorite that just struck a bunch, I'd be like kind of, dude, the Fonzie, I'd be like, eh.

Yeah. Like, I'm, I don't like how, I don't like feeling like that. No, exactly. It's a shit feeling. I would hit the jukebox and start, you know, be like, eh, thousands of people died. A. The no kingston gave me a lot of surprise. I was actually proud.

I was like, oh, happy so many people showed up. No Kingston? No Kings. No Kingston. That's crazy. The no Kingston Marta. That would be, that would make me, that would make me so fucking sad. Is that I'm like, am I really that bad?

Yeah, no, global, global. It's the most. And then fucking, all the world leaders are so impressed. They make it officially no Kingston's day. Kingston James will be hunted down and beat savagely like a scared dog. He's a coward. He's a coward. He's a coward.

We already We already killed him We know where he is We know where you are We cloned him again So we could kill him again This day next year Sorry

That's how you find out That you've been killed already Yeah They're way Next year You're gonna be killed And then you're gonna be cloned And not be aware

That's so terrible Because technically when you get cloned You still die You that you are still die Yeah the you that you were that is gone. So I'm a different me now. And then you're going to, they're not going to,

they're going to make sure though. And Lily knows. Lily rats me out every year. She's, but every time you get cloned, you're going to, it's like, you ever see the people who do face swap with themselves?

Yeah. And how it gets like progressively like, like all fucked up. It just turns into a completely different person after a while. It'll be like, by like year 10, you're just not going to look like you. You're going to look like you're going to look like,

um, uh, you're going to look like David Cross. and then cybernetic Trump's going to be I'm Mechatrum I came to do it myself Vrup Ruh

This is Trumpism Zez Zez Zez Zah Beep Boop He sounds like that as a robot

That is a That is Cyber Trump Cyber Trump sounds dope, though. CyberTrump? He sees Cyber Zangyfantzegh and Cyber fucking Okulman. He's like, I want that. Give me all those things.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

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I need all of it. No exceptions. I watched short circuit with Johnny Five, and I thought, I want to be like Johnny. That seems fun. You want to be like Johnny Five. I want to be like Johnny Five. He looks so cool. I like his tread legs.

I like the tread legs. Mr. President, are you sure you wouldn't want to be a better cyborg or? No. Yeah. But there's something about Johnny. He's just so cool. Whatever.

He's so whatever. I want to be. exactly like Johnny 5. I want to fly it through the air with that song from Shrek 2 playing as I landed on a boat with a Mohawk. Then I saw her face. This all literally happened

in Short Circuit 2 if you remember. If you remember Short Circuit 2. Raise your hand if you remember Short Circuit 2. Everybody saw it. I saw it. I saw it. Short Circuit 2 is crazy. I've only think I've seen parts of it from Red Letter Media. I never watched it. I used to love those movies.

Like for some reason, like that movie really hit me. Yeah. Like I really love the short circuit. I love the design of that. There's something about the Wally style design of a robot that I really fuck with, even though I've not seen Wally somehow. Never seen Wally? No. I've only seen parts of it. Yeah. Wally either. Yeah, I just, I don't know why it didn't intrigue me, but I was the future of what people turn into. I thought I got it spoiled for me. Everybody built like me. I was like, that's the life, bro. I'm done doing anything. Let's just sit and get fat. It's great. I think I got it spoiled for me or something or like somebody told me. the whole movie. Or like I, somebody, you know, told me the ending and then like what the, and then I remember just being like, oh, all right.

What's the ending? What happens? I mean, I don't remember now, which is ironic. I can probably watch it. You can probably watch it. Yeah,

I can watch it. While he takes his dick out and he comes so much. Well, great. He's so much come. It's a human dick too. Like, it's a,

it's a human, huge human penis. It's like a footlong human penis. And he's like, wow. And he's like, wow. And he just fucking dis, like,

Glazes the whole The whole shit Phil's what come blows up God damn it Disney still at it again man They're fucking Perfect film That wasn't Disney

That was Touchstone No wasn't Not Don't even listen to that at all Wally Well that was probably Johnny 69 or whatever Touchstone was the moot

E T Touchstone is Disney That like doesn't want to be associated with Disney Disney Oh right Because it's not It's not Was that like

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Yeah Who Fram Roger Rabbit Anything anything that was like slightly to adult to be pure Disney was Touchstone. Yeah. Like Home alone was,

was, Homel alone was, was, uh, Touchstone. If I, if I'm remembering correctly. Yeah. Home alone.

Are they a Disney affiliate? That's not, they're Disney. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Touchstone is Disney. Oh, really? It's just like,

whenever they would have a movie that was like, this is not Disney. Entirely kid friendly. Yeah. It's not entirely kid friendly. So we're gonna put that on touch. Roger Rabbit. Who fucked?

Who fucked? Who? It's the second movie. Yeah. They, the movie starts and Roger Rabbit. Who fucked Roger Rabbit is, And the third one is who's gay now,

colon Roger Rabbit. He's back and he's gay. He's back and he's gay. And it barely matters at all. Hey, Hey, I'm gay. Hey, I'm gay and I'm animated.

And someone just blows his brains out there. And he gets a gun that kills tunes. I love the idea of that a gun that murders cartoon. I thought that was so cool. That movie is so great. I haven't seen that movie in a long time. That's due for like, The pacing was probably crazy to me, but...

Go back and watch it and just even look at, like, just the people interacting with the characters. And it's just, for its time, it's so incredible, it kind of sucks, though, because AI can do it way better. So, like, but like, it's fine for what it is. For the garbage, as little, there's barely any artistic merit to Roger Rabbit, quite frankly. But was Mickey Mouse and Buck's Bunny in that movie? Were they both in the movie?

Mickey and Bugs were both in that movie Yeah, they were, yeah When you're falling on the thing And they were talking to each other? The first and only time That's ever happened Yeah, yeah That's true

It's iconic Dang, imagine companies Let that shit happen now Yeah, you would never see that in Crossovers, I know they're doing the crossovers of Marvel right now, they're doing Marvel and DC crossovers again

Finally, for the first time Since like 91 We're kind of astounded There hasn't been like a Marvel versus DC game It's never gonna happen I think just being It's never gonna happen

Just being Just pieces of shit I think the problem is that one, there's too many things attached to each IP. Two, they have to display the IP in a way. Because if it's superheroes meeting up until they're going to have to fight one another. That just has to happen.

I mean, someone has to win, someone has to lose. And they don't want to do that. They like the, they like the that essence of competitiveness in, it has to be. Well, no, because all you have to do. I'm not working together to stop bad guys. Exactly. Which is like they're already done. But, but

it hasn't been done with them though. In a game. In a game, I don't, in a game, in game, they have to be fighting. They have to be. There's nobody can do it. So it would be like anything else, like say, when, even though it did. Do you be ultimate alliance again? Well, it could be a lot of things to where they're fighting at first. It's like even like say just the Avengers itself, they fight and then they come together. It's just like people don't get tired of the trope. It's just like it's like getting tired of fighting games. It would be like, you know, you don't get tired of them. You just want to play different things with different skins essentially. And the mechanics are slightly different, but you're still just mashing buttons and fucking. people up and do it using hit boxes. So same thing. Get Marvel and DC together which would be really cool. It's like, oh, I want to see Spider-Man have sex with fucking Frame 1. Like it's not

like, it's not like Avengers. I want to see Spider-Man fuck Venom in front of Batman. Immediately. Let's get it's going. Yeah, it's got it's going. Yeah, it's fucking yeah. They don't even take their suits off. Like black cat and and fucking and cat woman having fucking or scissoring. Yeah, black cat and

I'm in a closet fucking going bananas you see a do you see a a uh howly I'm thinking of a cat woman

Holly Barry uh she was just like recently like dancing in her bikini and stuff like she's in her 50s and she looks fucking phenomenal I've not seen that she's beautiful

she was like doing I don't know if she was doing promos or something and then like in one scene she's like running and her fucking bikini bottom is falling off and see her ass and I'm like that's fucking to me I'm just like I hope I look that good one on 50 men you hope you look like Holly Barry

when you're 50? Yeah I really hope so crazy You'd be in danger. I would stop walking down the street late at night. I would stop doing that. Do you have to change a lot of your mentalities immediately? Because you're like, oh, now I'm an attractive woman.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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The idea that he calls upon it It kind of phases into existence Like actually Arm up and it's like I need you here now What are you talking about? I want to know how In Marlborough Capcom 2 Iron Man and War Machine

I want to know how Call their photon cannon into them Oh yeah it is crazy Big those fucking How how heavy they are Just because of how big They are so unreasonably huge Like they might not wait

It might not wait a screen It might not wait anything, you know, in theory. It might just not weigh anything. It might just show up because it needs to be in it gone. It's suspended by some other external force. It's the kind of thing that like, it probably has its own jets. Yeah.

Shooting down to keep it holdable for someone. The amount of energy that boys make you wasting is crazy. He could light the rest of eternity if he wanted it, but he's like, no, I got to make this big ass stupid gun. Yeah. Using the remote, here's a good one. Using the remote from click to pause time, Code Kingston from head to don't come and

observed from far away rode in. He says, sup fuck, man. Is there any reality TV you actually enjoy? I for one, I'm a huge fan of Survivor and on a much lesser note, do enjoy Jersey Shore,

even though I know it's absolute trash. That stinks. It's all trashed. I watched the fuck out of Jersey Shore for a while. That's the point, though. You know what? It's trash TV. If it's not trash.

Actually, I don't want to watch it. My, look, my fate, I haven't watched reality TV in a long time. I acknowledge that it's like the entertainment value of it. But like when I was in high school, me and my friend Rob would like obsess over over VH1 reality shows specifically. There's a lot of good ones. It was I love. It was rock of love. I love.

I love New York. I'll never, I'll never forget for so. Like we had this running gag for a long time ever since we saw like this one episode of I love New York where like I think this guy named. chance threatened to cut someone. And I'll never, he was like, I'll cut you. I'm like, this is I Love New York. Why are you threatening? Like, threatening violence on I Love New York is so ridiculous.

But it was that one. Celebrity Fit Club was pretty fucking iconic too. Because it was just a bunch of outer shape celebrities being called fat every week. It was just like, this is amazing. And I remember Dustin Diamond from fucking, uh, Saved by the Bell was on it. And he was just like a menace. Like he had a complete heel. turn somehow. He was the guy that played Screech, right? Yeah, Screech from Save By the Bell was the villain on Celebrity Fit Club and he was just a complete dick the entire time and then he died. He died, right? Didn't they die? Yeah, he died. He made a sex tape and died. Do you remember what his sex tape was called? It was a... Save by the balls. That would be smart. You're close though.

It was called. Saved by the smell. And apparently he dirty Sanchez is a chick. villainous Disney villainous There's no There's no character There's still to this day I watch I don't know

I'll engage in like some I don't know Love Island or whatever Every now To have the handle Like these things I watch it with you I think we watched it

Yeah I don't know what that is It's garbage Some bullshit Some horny It's actually a funny fucking show So it's about to handle

The concept of the show Is that They put a bunch of sex addicts On this island And they prohibit Any sort of sexual gratification but if you don't do it you win money and every time you break the rules you lose money

you get money chopped off you jerked off and that cost 15 grand basically or some shit it's like it is amusing fucking funny but like none of it's like these guys can't just control their sexual desires and it just leads to ruination but what's crazy exploitation is great it is yeah

it's completely exploitative there's no bones about it but still to this day like I'll watch that show and I'll be like that's entertaining, it still doesn't hold a candle to Dustin Biven on Celebrity Soc Club. That shit really, I really strongly urge, you don't even need context. Just look up clips from that show from when he was on it. He comes back to later, like, so he didn't get fit. So like, he reorexed. Yeah, he reorex and then he died. It's just very fucking insane.

I'm an, I'm an OG, man. I, uh, I, real world. Big brother. I was, I was, I was, I loved. There's some seasons. There's a real world where they were. in Hollywood. The Mad Real World. And there was these three, there's these three guys. They, they,

you know, they just symbiotically, like just melted together and became the biggest broie frat retards. Like, they just would smash girls together, giggle like fucking school kids. And like,

like one time they like smash these girls, they came out into the kitchen to get their energy out. Like, like, they were so like, oh my God, look what we just did. It was so fucking funny.

to me, I'm like, these guys are children. Because that's all, I imagine that's what a kid would do. Yeah, yeah. First time having sex, oh, my God, I just got laid. But they're all, like, giggling and, like, one of them's on the floor kicking his legs up in the air and shit. And, like, I was like, these guys, I get it. I get the energy. And I just remember one of those names is Will.

I can't remember that. But that was a real world Hollywood. I think it was the first time that went to Hollywood. That was a great season. But, yeah. I still, me and Jojo have seen everything of 90-day fiancé, like, every. seat. That shit is. Oh, I haven't seen everything from that show, but I remember liking it. It's a, uh, you know, it was one that I would watch from my family? A lot. Wife swap. This was a weird. I remember. I watched Supernanny a few times as I count. Supernanny. Those are like more like family friendly, like vaguely. Yeah. Like, uh, Caesar Milan type shit. Yeah. Dog whisper stuff. Like there was. I remember him punching a dog in the throat. It was really weird. It was a fucking, it was a whole entire fucking dope and the pinter. Yeah. It was fucking weird. It was a whole entire fucking dope and the throat. Yeah. It was fucking weird. grabbed it by the mouth and he was like, whoa, ho, ho.

And he was like, he just punched it. Did I send you the video of that guy like, punching the baby in the chest like over and over again? Did I send you that? Did you have something like that time? I had no idea. It's to check their responses. You know, that looked, it looked violent as far.

The baby looked. I think there's something wrong with that baby, though. Like, it was, it was. Sometimes you got to punch a baby man. No, there's something. I'm sorry to know because I think they're supposed to cry or like make or show that they're something's wrong. He's not crying.

Punch him. No, no, no, no. Like the baby had just been birth? Yeah. They like pat them and stuff. Like feel if they like respond to what you both. Baby's got to cry and then let you know that it's good. Yeah.

Yeah. It just says, can you fucking stop? I showed you guys that video of the priest's slapping the baby. But it's before the baptism. I had to baptize a baby this weekend. It was hilarious. Did you shake it?

Uh, no. Well, you baptized the baby? We had to, well, I had to hold the baby while I was getting baptized. Did you do like, did you like spin it on your?

I wanted to let go of his head so he falls until the middle of the middle of water. I want to do that when I was like, no, I care about this kid. That's unfortunate. Well, not yet. You know that you will one day. I don't care about him right now. Do you? Yeah. I love him. I love him. I have his key chain on my keys. You don't care about babies. I love him. You have a baby. How do you love a baby? I love. I love that. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's monstrous. I love him for what he is now. He's really cute and he's sweet. You don't even know that baby. I know if you have conversation with the baby. Yes. Yeah. I've watched it, unfortunately. It's fucking

terrifying watching children. It is actually. It's very scary. I thought I killed my cousin one time. But by playing with her because it was, she scared me by how fast she fell asleep. So I was

I was stacking. I was stacking blankets on her so she couldn't move. But like they're not, they're blankets. They're not heavy. They're not heavy at all. Not for you.

I'm glad you believe that. No, not even for her. She was laughing. She was having to get. She wasn't like, she wasn't like. That's choking, Derek. Yeah.

It was a muffled. That's why it sounds like laughing. Yeah, definitely. You know exactly the sound that I heard. No, like, she was laughing. And then, like, so then I was like, I, I pretended to like, oh, I'm going away. Bye. I kid you not.

Ten seconds later, I came back in and she just fell asleep immediately. So my first thought was like, oh, my God. Because it was literally, I'm not joking. It wasn't like I left for a minute or something. I left for like 10 seconds maximum. She fell asleep that, like narcolepsy shit. and so that first it immediately, I was like, oh my god

I killed her. And I'd be, I wonder what my life would be like. You'd be, we'd be, when it went to jail, you'd been alienated by your family, you know, all that shit. Well, you know, that part of the family, whatever cares. They're fucking whatever anyway. I,

I, I'm killed a baby. I think your life would be very different there. It'd be very different. Would I be, what I've made it to the point where I'm still on this podcast, though? Probably not. Probably not. I think you'd be,

we would have laid a, but joy ahead of time of knowing you, unfortunately. Call me like BK, like baby killer. It'll be dope. Yeah, Burger King. Yeah, baby slaughterer. Baby killer, baby killer. He is killing lots of babies.

Watching kids is weird, man. Because they're just like the problem for me is that like the five-year-old one he can tell me what he wants. I can help. We can figure something out. Like hey, do you want something? He's like, yeah, I want this. Slap him.

We can work together. The little one, he's only like 11 months old. So literally I just can't communicate him. I have fucking taken care of 11 months. I've had to a few times. Unless it was mine. I'll take care of an infant. They're too fragile, man.

If something happens on accident, like that thing just on its own has a fucking aneurysm. Yeah, it always terrifies me how just like frail they are. Yeah. As far as they're frail, but they're not like,

they're just spontaneously combust on its own. They're going to blame it on me. It's not as much as we make it seem to be, but it's like something could just go wrong and you can't quantify it. It's like, it's happened. It freaks me out because there is, things that you would think would

like I don't know like I remember putting my my five month old nephew in the stove once to just warm him up real quick because he was like really like freezing and so like it's just like for like 10 seconds right you know just to preheat the stove to like 600

600 max max has anybody no no you don't you don't put your stove at max does it even go to 600 I think that's the Mac I think they can't go beyond that.

I've never tested it. I think I have and I think that's where it stops. I think it goes to five. I don't think it goes to five. I don't. I know it goes to four or 20. Well, yeah,

that's the stop range for everyone. Nothing needs to cook beyond that. I did a pizza for 450 of 20 minutes. Yeah. I did that last night actually literally. Terrible pizza. What did you get? Fucking croissant-crusted de journo.

And I thought this sounds delicious. I don't know why you would get that. Crescants are not for pizza, man. I completely agree. Yeah. It was so fucking overwhelming. Some of them go up to 800. What are you making?

What are you cooking at 800 degrees? That's almost the surface of Venus. Like if you want to go walk on Venus, it's like 900 degrees. Like, why would you... I feel like it's hotter than that. But yeah, that sounds right. No, it's... It's insane.

No, it's... I look this up very recently. Yeah, I'm weird about astronomy. You know, because Venus is hotter than Mercury, right? Isn't it hot to mercury? Yes, just because, yeah, because of the gas. Absolutely. The wild greenhouse effect there.

That's what it's like, do you ever see when they, uh, when they put a probe in there and just see how fast the camera just melts? So like they put it and then it goes, it's going, it's going down. And then it makes it to the surface and then it's done. You're like, yeah. What do you need? I just want to like walk. And it's fucking disappear.

Yeah. Well, how does you die in space? Do you go to space heaven or do you go to space heaven? or you go to like, I don't know. You go to space heaven? You said space heaven. You go to space heaven. You know what happens?

You die, motherfucker. Yeah, but then like after that. So you mean nothing. So you think there's a earth heaven. Yeah. So if you die on earth, you go to which, Yahweh, what do you do you go to? I don't know. Do you think aliens have heaven?

Like, what happens when an alien comes to? Does it abandon the question? Does an alien? Yeah. If an alien comes here and it dies, does it go to fucking like? Is it a five-year-old question? Right? Because if they just learned about aliens, the five-year-old, do aliens have God,

Do they go to heaven? Like, no, they're all gay and sinners. No, every alien's gay. They're going to heaven. They're not from here. They're not going to heaven, son. That goes for countries as well. You see that mussey over there?

He ain't from here. I'm not talking about the green guy that helps with your language. I saw a guy pretending to be an American in the comment section. He was talking about Zon. Oh, yeah, classic. And then he used... They're always from Malaysia or something. Yeah, he used the word muzzy.

And then I clocked it immediately. Like, sorry, bitch, Americans don't use muzzy as a slang. That's not a... That's a Australian. It's like a UK thing. Yeah, yeah. So I immediately... Because this guy was trying to say Americans like us won't accept whatever.

He called him a muzzy. And I'm like, you're not... I was like, you're not... You're not fucking fraud. Get out of here. That's the fucking... That's the... That's the...

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. fucking crazy. I'm like, I'm like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, interesting. Interesting.

There's like a lot of three. Three. I do this. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stunts.

issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication, and then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio.

Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with?

Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. The American. This is...

American. Do this? Or I do this. That's crazy. This to me feels weird. There we go. This feels like I'm trying to say something. I don't know. It feels like it's more communicative of saying. And this is more okay.

Well, the thing is this we do. But doing, it's fucking weird. There's this one too that I see people do with their thumb. Yeah, that's the German. And then there's the... I've actually done this before, actually, yeah. What, Evan? This.

I don't get what you're doing. Start counting with your thumb. There's not that before, yeah. The thumb's always done that. last for some reason I start with the pinky because I'm doing something like this because like I is it weird is it weird to start with the pinky I kind of start with the pinky when I did you do yeah I can't remember last time I my fingers actually it just makes sense to me that like I wouldn't start with a thumb but I

wouldn't start well to me it's more of a satisfactory like you feel when I when I lift well this my thumb is almost making oh I see what you're saying so it's like well because you point with this finger that's why I feel almost natural start with this I just I think about I think I've done it every I just like how it feels it You've done this before? I think I don't have like... I think I might be schizophrenic to be honest with you. Why?

Because I don't, I don't... When I write shit down, I don't always write ease the same way. I don't always write... Well, that's most people. Is that? I feel like I'm led to believe that it isn't. It's not. Okay, good.

People that do calligraphy, like, do shit like that. It's always the exact same thing. They're like very refined writing, but people that write in... Because you don't write often. I write pretty often. Do you write often with your hand? right something. Most people don't do that.

I primarily write with Van Han. The vast way people don't do that. Not anymore. The vast majority. Yeah, I actively had to start doing it because I was just forgetting shit. And I was just like, I would stare at Google Docs and I'd be like, this is,

when I'm learning something. I'm hypnotized by, into a state of like sedation by Google Docs. It just doesn't help me anymore. I just don't like how I can't, I can't, you know, you can just type infinitely faster. That's the only thing. So sometimes when I'm writing, I get annoyed that I can't ride as fast as I want to.

No, yeah, I don't even. And I'm like, hurry the fuck up. If I, a final draft I'll do in Google Docs. But like the act of like coming up with stuff, I can't do it in Google Docs. If I'm learning, I write. If I'm learning something. Like if I'm trying to like learn Spanish, I write out the phrases and I write out all of the variations of it. So I can do that.

Like something like that. Yeah. All right. I don't really say that word too much. Yeah, you do. We say Marikon. That's what we say. Marcon.

Yeah. Chupa me verga way. That's a good one. All right. All right, let's see. I guess, yeah. What do we got here? We just answered the reality TV show question, right?

Yeah. That sounds right. All right, let's see. I mean, I haven't read this one in advance, but it looks long and interesting. One stroke man wrote in. He says, hey, ethnic Ed Nettie, long time listener and patron, but first time writing in. Hey. Welcome aboard, my guy.

Right. Welcome. I wanted to ask you, I wanted to ask if you guys have ever heard or. heard of or seen the adult swim cartoon primal. Yeah. It's from the creator of Samurai Jack and Dexter's Lab. Yeah, it's Dendi, Gendi Tardikovsky, I think. It follows this caveman and T. rex who bond through the loss of their families and the crazy adventures they get involved with.

The highlight of the show is the brutally violent action scenes where they fight stuff like dinosaurs, giant bats, huge apes. It gets crazy, and I think you guys would love it. It's a light on dialogue and mostly shown through visuals, kind of like Samurai Jack. But give yourself to episode five and you should be hooked. It's all on HBO Mac. Oh, cool. I didn't realize it was on HPMX. I was meaning to check that out because Gendi Tardikovsky is like really, like that guy's work is really cool.

But I never actually got around to seeing it. But it was, it was on my radar. I watched the first season of it very good. Is there a second season of it? Mm-hmm. Oh, I didn't even know that. I thought it was like a one, like a limited series type thing. Yeah, it was one, it was one season and another one he did afterwards.

It was very good. I enjoyed it. Yeah. Well, thanks for the recommendation. I'll definitely watch it. I didn't know it was on H.P.M.X. Every cartoon is on there. Oh, here's a good one.

Sweeney is a genuinely terrible human being, Rodin. He says, Hey, Chris, Derek, and Wildebeest. Jesus Christ. What is a Wildebeest? It's like a water buffalo, but in Africa. Is it? Is that real? Right. Do you know?

No, actually. Like African buffaloes. I guess. I must look this out. Yeah, you should. I don't trust you. It's like African buffaloes. Wait, it's spelled with two E's?

that's crazy you're talking about like the beast part yeah is that like one of those things like bestiality is will do best more I guess oh no yeah

you know how it's like bestiality actually oh yeah right yeah it sounds like beast but it's best bestiality it will be beast yeah what the fuck that thing that's crazy looking as a large antelope native

to eastern and southern Africa yeah 50 miles an hour Jesus Christ pretty quick do animals are like like I remember what yeah I had no idea it was with a

E-E-E-S-T. Oh, these are the things that stampeded a fucking Uh, uh, yeah, yeah,

yeah. That was how he tried to remember Bufasa was he screamed as he was going to die. Brother, help me. Help me.

No, nigger. Ah! I remember that. Like, it was yesterday. Ah! Dude.

Who's done that? Oh, man. I have not seen that. I have not seen that either. That is fantastic. Get the Tom and Jerry scream onto Mufasa dying right this instant. That is, oh man.

If I would have seen that before the concept, I would have been cry laughing. Yeah, right. But anyway, this guy, he writes in, his question is mostly for Chris, but I think we can all speak on this. This question is mostly for Chris, but with the news today of 9,000 people being laid off from Xbox. insane How long do you think we have Until some sort of Video Game Industry implosion

I doubt the industry Will crash like it did in the 80s Yeah that's that's not possible But what's What's happening right now Is something's got to give Thanks for keeping me entertained During my workouts

You chuds, thank you Yeah man That shit is crazy Like I can't I just can't get over How much they fumbled Their entire business.

Like it really makes no sense to me that you could come off of the 360 and fail. Like, I feel like you have to try to do that. It does feel like that. Arrogance. The trying part that like, oh, let's do everything wrong. Wrong. What if we?

I got a crazy idea. I think they tried to follow the trends of like it, like the way they did software and shit like that and try to innovate in a wrong directions and it just constantly kept blowing. up in their face. And I think they took a huge stumble with the first, the one. The Xbox one. Yeah.

I think it was a huge stumble there. And they have not stabilized since then. They just didn't easily course correct where it just doesn't make any sense. It seemed kind of like no brainer stuff. Even when people were talking about the concept of what the Xbox one should be called. And calling it one is just right up the gate. Just I think that. There's a failure right out the gate with the simplest thing to get right.

I think there was so much. See, did so much wrong. They did the whole fucking everything has to be online. You can't share games. All that shit. And they just been making dumb decisions. And then they like,

they have game pass. And that's a good idea. That's probably what's kept Xbox afloat genuinely, actually. It's the only, it's, but they only did that because they were so screwed. Yeah. Yeah.

Because like, dude, right, the PC game pass is 13 bucks. I feel like that's kind of, I feel like I'm robbing them blind. Yeah. Like just, I don't use it all the time, but I just like, I finally, I was like, I haven't played Starfield. I'm like, I should play Starfield.

So just sign back onto it. It's a dollar for the first two weeks. I'm like, I've already been a member. I shouldn't even have access to this intro dollar thing. Well, you know what's crazy about that? Is that you can refund that dollar. Infinitely. Like, you can redo that demo over and over again and just like, and they don't care to, they don't even care to solve that problem.

So like, what are they doing? And it's crazy. Yeah, I don't know, man. Like, I think good stuff still comes out of them, obviously. But like, I just, I just can't get over how, like, the 360 was so good that it died. Like, the 360 was so good that it, even though it died over 50%, it had a 50% plus failure rate. And people still preferred it. Yep.

To the PlayStation at the time. That is incomprehensible to believe now. It did. It did what they need to do right first. Did it first. Did it right? And then they just didn't. decide to innovate.

They innovated, but not in the right direction. Well, it's not even that they did it in the wrong direction. It's that they focus on the wrong things. Like, TV, like, look, undoubtedly they were right. People use their Xboxes for, like, multimedia streaming. Sure. More often than they do video games, probably. I know I do.

As somebody who even plays video games a lot. Like, I just, like, usually I got Spotify, I got Netflix, I got HPM. I get it. But, like, why the fuck would that be your introduction? why would that be the first thing you say about your new machine is that like football is going to look crazy on it I think it's what I said it's innovating the wrong directions man

instead of going to video gaming they're going here to everything else that's what's so crazy what frustrates me about the Xbox one is that like it was so avoidable and it didn't it didn't even take much to avoid because they could have kept most things exactly the same, but just chose to talk about different things in a different order and it would have been a completely different story. Like, PlayStation 4 also had, you know, a focus on streaming.

They also had a focus on fucking, you know, okay, here's, you know, Netflix and fucking, you know, all these different apps that you can stream on your machine. It wasn't that they were doing that. It was that like the first introduction you had to the new machine, the next Xbox, was this big presentation three weeks before E3 that was like you can hook up your cable box to this. You can watch football on this. It'll give you live info with your remote. You can fucking stream Netflix on this because most of you were going to do that anyway. And it's like, save this. I genuinely earnestly believe like a lot of that shit could have been.

saved if they just did E3 first and then had that conference afterwards and kept it almost exactly the same. They could have still been like, hey, it's the cable box fucking, you know, all that shit. But your first, the first impression of this machine being it's a cable box was so, so stupid. And then the not sharing games thing and the connect being like mandatory, which added another hundred bucks to the machine. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stouting, chronic stifact. stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change.

Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Just easily, like, even after you've built your machine and everything is set up, like, and signed off,

all you had to do to fix this was to reorganize the events. Or, you know what I mean? Like, it's so crazy that they fucked up. All that stuff. The fucking, so you have all of that, just poor marketing in general. The name was just laughable. Yeah. Laffable. And unfortunately, the first iteration looks stupid too. Yeah. Like, it was just like, it's a big BCR. I didn't hate it. But like, I also felt like it was way uglier than the PS4. If you look at the, the, the, the, the, wow, what a fucking terrible design.

Like the, like the, like the. the first one? The first one comparatively to like, I just, I think like the, I think both pro, I think the Xbox 1S

and the, and the PS4 Pro really, I feel like they course corrected. The PS4 was fine. I didn't think it was gross. Actually, to be fair,

it was fine. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. I'm, it wasn't remarkable. It was, it was fine.

I like the, the pro just made it look a little bit more pro, I guess. I don't know. I like, it just a little stacked. I know,

I know what you mean, yeah, the burger kind of, yeah, I don't know, I kind of like, it's, whatever. But the, yeah, the Xbox 1S, though, I was like, damn, imagine if that's,

it just looks so much better. It's a nice looking machine. Yeah, I still like, I look at it at everyone, so I'm like, oh, they did it good. They did good with this. Fuck, man. Everything, everything went wrong.

That's crazy. Yeah, literally everything, and so avoidable, so easy, just a mess. And then, and I just don't know how you do that. And then, like, but then the Xbox Series X, an S also terrible name What like how

Who allowed them After the disaster of the last generation That's the thing that makes way less It's like okay you fucked up last one Now it's time for you to bounce back Because it's like kind of like PlayStation PS3 was a fucking disaster at launch Yeah and then all right got better

And then fucking PS4 came and killed it And now you were thinking Xbox fucked up And then you think next generation They were gonna course correct it is a better machine but it is also like dude that name you know what was crazy when people were speculating about what the machine

was going to be called like what's going to be the name of the next Xbox Phil Spencer gave like an interview where he was talking about how like the name of the machine and he was like teasing and he was like the name of the machine is going to be a name that perfectly describes what the machine does

game and I was like okay or something along those lines, right? And then it was like, Xbox, Series X. What? What does that say?

I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You know, putting an X is like, you know, it's a variable. It's the epitome of lacking, right?

Like, Series X is not knowing what it is. I'm like, what is X? Yeah, what is X? Sir. Their Xbox series consoles technically, but it's like, what the fuck is series?

What are you saying? It's a terrible name. It's like they consulted to me, I feel like they consulted some fucking Koreans and are like, oh yeah, the Galaxy S3, the S4, 20, whatever the fuck they are. They definitely looked at phones. Yes. For like their naming conventions for sure. Which is just like, why are you?

I don't know. The galaxy is so popular. It's the second most popular phone or maybe the first most popular phone in the world or something. Yeah. So maybe there's like, let's make it. The X series. iPhone X.

If I remember the iPhone X, remember iPhone X? Not 10. iPhone X, baby. X Max. X. X.

X Max X. And that's the phone I have right now. Anyone gives that shit about any of those numbers. But they just like, give me the phone. Give me the latest one. Give me the latest iPhone. Not like,

I forgot that I have a 15. Oh, yeah. I was like, what do I have. I actually don't know what I have. I think I have the 12. I think it's the,

I don't know what this is. I got the, 15 because the the the the the the max because it was significantly bigger the the the gigs and this is the first time I've

How do you find that? Own the phone it's one of your phone You go to your phone. You have the 12 max Okay this is the first time I've I've I've Go to your phone thanks What a fucking useless sentence I think you can just do the search right like what a settings You go to general and then you go to about

So if I type in about in my setting It shows every phone I've ever owned. Oh, yeah, yeah, it does have that. That's kind of crazy. Does it? Well, for me, it says, like, Chris's iPhone 8 plus, iPhone XS Max.

I do like that they added a... iPhone 14 Pro, I guess, is what this is. Okay. I haven't got a new phone in so long. I do like that they... I don't think I'm going to get a new one anytime soon. I mean, there's no... I only did this because these gigs are significantly larger.

Yeah, the only reason... I've never finally haven't ran out of space. Like, I finished off paying this phone. Like, maybe a year and a half ago. And I'm just like, I don't need a new one. There's no reason to get one.

It's fine. That's what I had before this at the 12th. It keeps tweeting slurs. I don't know what's going on, man. It's crazy. There's one thing that I don't understand why this. So if you, I have carpal tunnel like pretty badly.

If you press a text, uh, speech to text, like say in your text messages, you press the little thing and then he speaks and it'll start in real time writing. It's dog shit. It's so fucking bad.

to the point where even numbers, it spells it out and nobody talks like that. Yeah. So if I say one, it's spelled with O-N-E, and I'm like, nobody, fuck, everybody just puts the one. Anyway, if you, for example, use the audio, like, oh, I'm going to record a voice message and then it transcribes it. It does it correctly, yeah. It's infinitely better. Why?

It's the same thing. I'm saying the same words, and it transcribes it perfectly. P punctuations, everything. And then if you use the other person, it's dog shit. It fucks up every time. It's not even worth using. It really is, yeah. I've noticed the same thing.

I just like, why? Why? I just want to know why. Like those people, the engineers, I want to kill them. Because it makes no sense. But yeah, I go to China. I don't know. Put some Chinese's then.

Let's go. But yeah, Xbox. Respectful. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck they're doing. Just such a generational fumble. I really can't. It's fucking weird.

It was such a layup. That like, I just, I don't get it. Can we have any good American products, man? I know. And I see people, it was like, well, they actually know. And I did see people saying, like, I've seen this take, too, where like the Xbox was a, the 360 was a fluke. And, you know, every console after that it proved it. It's like, no, the original Xbox was also very sick.

It was very fucking cool. It did very well. It looked cool and shit. It was better. It sold more than the GameCube, which is fucking crazy. So, like, the original Xbox was. Cube sell really well? The GameCube sold really badly.

Actually. Like, it was like not, it was not popular at all. It makes sense. Which is actually... I feel like it was more popular over there than it was here. I'm sure. I'm sure.

Yeah, I'm sure. I can't remember what the numbers were exactly. I was surprised when I learned that too. I was like, because in my mind, the GameCube was mega popular. Yeah? You know what I mean?

But like, uh... I didn't see that. I didn't, I didn't know anyone with the GameCube. Actually, I only knew one person. Like in my... Me too. Everybody had a... N-64, everybody had, you know,

But GameCube? Everybody had a PS2. I know that. Absolutely. But like, yeah, GameCube. For some reason,

I just assume that like, I'm just poor and I don't have a game cube. But, personally, when I saw the controller, I was like, nope. I hated that. That ain't it for me.

I got love for it. It's literally only good for Smash Brothers. Yeah. And that's it. Like, I've never played a game. GameCube games. I thought they were like some,

whoever designed it was like fucking playing with his son's Fisher Price fucking control. I mean, the 64 does look like that. I think the 64 controller is so fucking horrible looking, dude. The 64 looks way cooler than the GameCube. So the GameCube sold. Yeah. The In-641, at least looks like like an almost like a spaceship or something.

It looks kind of cool. It looks more like a toy. It's still retarded? Like, sure. There's four C's. What are you talking? There's a giant A&B. There's four Cs.

It's the C stick, dude. I was playing Tony Hawk on there and it was like, plus C this way. I'm like, what the fuck are you saying? When I found that you had to hold it like this instead of this, it made me so. It was like, this is, okay. I was just like, I was like, this is interesting. Yeah. But so the Nintendo, the GameCube sold 21 million.

It's better than I thought. 21 million? 21 million. And it was more popular here than it was in Japan, actually. Okay. Well, that's probably just population. Like, I mean, like, in America it sold 12 million. Japan, it sold four.

12 million in America is crazy For reference That's less than Spider-Man To the Game Soul Which is insane But and I think the The original Xbox was Xbox

I hate that you're saying Now I have to go Now I have to say Xbox original Yeah I really Consol sales I've never gotten over that 24 million units Oh not not crazy

But it was still more for sure The fact that But the fact that they did that Like Nintendo was like a legacy machine Right And so for them to just come in and just actually do better

is kind of insane. And so like, it's not that it's a fluke. It's that like Xbox didn't matter to them. And so they were like, do what you want. And so a bunch of cool people at Xbox did what they want. And they made a cool thing. And then they succeeded it with a cooler fucking thing.

And then that thing was so successful at 360 that they were like, what's going on over here? What's going on over here? I see you're making a lot of money. Put a camera. in there. Hey that.

Make a connect in there. Put a... Get that British guy that made Fable. Take him off video games right now. Make him make a little British boy that you speak to through the camera right now.

I want to talk to a little British boy on my Xbox 360 right now. Make this real. What a stain on Rare. On Rare's fucking legacy. Oh yeah. That they got involved with the... What is it called again?

The camera thing. Connect? Yeah, yeah. Connected adventures. What a fucking... What a fucking... They basically conscripted rare to like the minds to make connect games for a while. What a fucking stain.

That sucks. It was really fucking sad. See of these is sick though. So they did, they fared better than most. Sure. But, um, yeah. But like, but man, they. And so that's what happened, I think.

I think ultimately 360 became too successful. It became so popular. And they were like, we have, we need to exert and work. Hey, what if it was a cable box? Hey, you know, uh, the. that family box, the Nintendo thing, that thing that has the wands and shit and it's motion stuff.

Do you do something like that. Do that now. Do the thing. I want family to get this box. Call it. Call it the family box. They're like, uh, no, okay, Xbox one, all in one. All in one. All right. Do whatever. Who cares? Remember how we got Mass Effect and Bioshock is exclusive?

Let's not do that anymore. That doesn't matter anymore. That's crazy. Like people forget that, man. Like, Bioshock and Mass Effect were exclusive to that Yeah That machine Like

They also shot They shot on their their original IP Their greatest IP They shot on that Yeah It's just they're done They're done They're gonna do the portable thing

They're gonna turn out Yeah they're just gonna do Go Sega route Yeah Which is a bummer because now It's just PlayStation really Which is like boring Yeah

It's just in a Nintendo Do whatever the fuck they want Because they can't fail But they're not even really competing with each other It's all bad man every time there's a lack of competition shit goes fucking tits up. The reason why Nintendo

is what they are now. It's exactly. Because they simply cannot fail. It's exactly that. I'm part of the problem literally too. I understand it. I understand that this is a problem. We all are. I saw I saw Toto Dile exist in a Pokemon game and I was like I have to buy that console.

I did it instantly. I was like, oh, I'm in now. Yeah, that is. I've been out for so long. And I was like, oh, I'm back in. This one creature I adore is back in. I got it. It's fucking. Disgivable Oh, let's get out of here. We got it.

You got a speed run this shit. Haquanyo. Haquan yo. Saguay, shawasha, ha quan yo. Haquan yo. Haquan yo. So racist.

It's crazy. Was that racist? Was it? Speaking of other language is racist? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions

you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

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and then like two songs drop and then like I got in and then the whole thing broke up you were like the inspector deck of that fucking group where you showed up very late dropped one good verse and then a group killed it

so yeah they all died and they all died that's Derek he's the reverse glue of the group he killed it it's his fault I was actually thinking about it I was gonna hit on my buddy

and like hey let's get us get PBS going again try it dude you guys are all grown ass made I know it's like it's like it's like a see where Jesse goes to it he's completely completely homeless and he just drops by

his friend of his and he's like we should get the band back together. He's like when he's like feeding his kid and he's like yeah maybe maybe. It's so fucking ridiculous. All right. Let's get the fuck out of here.

We need our $25 and up patron names over at Patreon. Mr. White. Hey, yo. Mr. White. I'm gay. I know, Jesse. Everybody knows that, Jesse.

Everybody. You from your... Why do you think your last name's... Fingering? Why do you think your last name's Peekman? You fucking freak. It's because you're a pink man, which means you're gay. Jesse!

Jesse! Don't you know... I killed a girlfriend, Jesse. I watched her die. I watched her die, Jesse. He didn't kill her. I'm so fat and stupid, Jesse. Jesse, I'm big and fat and stupid, Jesse. It's kind of a fine line, Jesse.

It's a fine line, Jesse. I got a... I mean, he didn't, isn't that lawyering though? There's not a difference. If you could have easily. He could have saved her. He chose not to save her. He didn't kill her though.

I said nothing. The Harold would kill her. We're going to read, we're going to read, I know legally that's true. But I feel morally he killed her. I think he didn't save her. I don't, I'm not a Walter white defender at all. You fucking lawyer. I just say morally, it's not better.

Morley he killed her, right? Morley, it's not better. You can say that, right? Morley, he definitely did not save her life. He definitely was the reason. He could have helped her live, but he didn't kill her. It's a difference. If he would have put her on her face, then he killed her straight up.

Anyway, we're going to read the names of our $25 and a patrons. We're going to add, we're going to add. Clips are a bunch of the lads on her face. We should add, we should add Breaking Bad spoilers to the title of this, because people are sensitive about spoilers. No, we've talked about it way too much. You're right. We've talked about it way too much. Fuck those people.

The issue is that he said it first, which means people are not going to be kind. That is true. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. It's true, but I just want to, we, we, it's like if you haven't played Red Dead 2, if you haven't played Mass Effect, if you haven't, things that we talk about recurring. I'll give you. I'll give you this. I'll lobby for basic consideration.

We don't have to. We'll see. Let's go. I'll consider this. Not for the things that we, look, if you want to join in on these insider conversations, on this podcast, you should have at least watch Breaking Bad. You should have played Red Dead Tude. If you're not even a gamer, you just go

go see the plot. Look, look, look. That's fair. I'll say this right. I'll give this, right? I'll give some more creatives because usually I don't feel bad for people that I spoil things for. Yeah. But I'll give you to this right. If it's over five years old, I don't give a fuck about spoiling for you. I'll never care. You'll never convince me to care.

You'll never be like, I'm sure. I spoiled one of our friends a few days ago, right? A 20-year-old game I spoiled for them. And I'm like, this is a 20 year old game, dude. Yeah, but it was a 20 year old game that you knew they were playing it. I did not know they were playing it. They said that they told you. They said they were playing it.

And that's like, oh, I'm not going to finish it now. And I'm like, oh, well, wait, they were in the middle of playing it. No, that reminds that reminds me of day one or three or something, one of my friends beats gears three. And then fucking on Facebook, I can't believe Dom died. I'm like,

why would like, I, this is a guy that works at Blizzard, uh, or worked at Fuck that guy. See, now you spoiled Years 30. No, but we've talked about Yeah, I know.

We've talked about Dom died so much. Dom died, Dom died 17 years ago. Not 17. It's not 17. It's not 17. It's not 17. I just, I think it's basic.

I don't think it's basic. I think that's especially with the, because it's being reintroduced now to a lot of new people. That's all I'm so sorry. All I'm saying, if it's recurring. Don't get angry at me is what I'm saying.

I see some of you fucking people You're like oh Chris is too lazy You're fucking edit out the spoilers I don't do that First of all he's not editing I don't edit First of all he's not editing I do this

Yeah okay I do the cameras Yeah he's not he doesn't do that I'm not keeping Look if I think it is crucial Then I'll be like Oh shit which I've taken out many things actually Yes someone

Someone got mad at me For talking about the Gustav thing X X-133 And like I fucking hate you did it And then I literally outright typed out The whole ending in the game And sent it to them I DM them the Horde.

Why would you do this? Don't fucking test me. I'm tired. People, people, people think there's no recourse for their action. That's you. In fact, in fact, there is. In fact, there is. I apologize.

Like, oh, I'm sorry. We're playing that game now. But then he tried to fucking go to me. I was like, that's so crazy. Oh, well. That's so like, I just want, it's a mean-spirited, yes. This is all I want to say.

If we're talking about something that is almost like a recurring gag, I agree. That's, that's, that's, that's, words like that. Exmission 33 like say if there if a spoiler slip that I missed that like oops because there's other ones that I caught that you know I took out but so

that one it's like we don't talk about it enough it's not a recurring joke or something so I would try to be yeah so that's it but I do here's Red Dead 2 Mass Effect Halo anything like that yeah we're like those are those are core to the show yeah it's like fuck off I do I do agree that which you go it's I and I apologize for this

for me the experience of playing something is way more important than hearing what happens. That has always been how I am because I usually watch things and then read the book about or read articles about the stuff that I watch. So for me, there's no perspective. So I am sorry about that mentality to have. It is not the best to have. But at the same instant, it's like if there's something that you really like that's so old, the fact that you've made it this far as impressive without spoiling it, yeah, I guess kudos. But also, you got to understand. It's over a decade old, dude, come on.

Over a decade. That's a long fucking time. Not to say you don't have things holding you back from experience it, but it's a decade old. You're feeling like, oh, man, you wronged me because I in this last thing is going to get something. And it's like, dude, you know how many time you spent beating your dick. And you could have at least just like read up on what happens, you know? It would be different if this was a rare occurrence.

I mean, I do it like weekly. But I don't spoil many new things, I think, at least. Yes, you do. We're going to monitor this. I'm not gonna want You almost exclusively do that I'm not gonna I don't care guys I'm gonna I try I tried

I came as forward as much as I can I'm I'm look dude I'm sorry I typed out exactly like I'm 32 that's pretty petty I just wonder if they read the whole thing Were they stupid enough to read it? You know sometimes you can start reading something Like ah

Yeah that's on you at that point I do it in I do it in such detail That it's he's like I know exactly I can't paint a different picture of what happened. I hope that person, go back to that comment, go see if they responded. Oh, well. Go follow up on it.

No, I don't want them to suffer. No, I just want to know if the person replied because that would be delicious if that person read it and responded. He's like, no, dude, for real, that wasn't cool, man. He goes, what? What? I'm dead now. Bye. All right.

Let's get the fuck out of here, please. We're going to read our $25. If you want to jump over here, Patreon.com slash a snark tag. Get your name right at the end of the show. Make me say a bunch of shit that I don't want to say. What? I'm going to have brunch right now.

Oh, warm reasons? Yeah. Yeah, it was in the fridge. You should have put it in the fridge when you got here. I should have. I just didn't. I was just like, I was like, I didn't get to work. Oh, yeah.

Dude, a reises in the fridge? It's so good. Freezers is even better, I think. You make it as cold and fucking hard as possible. You're right. Rees's puff. Reeses puffs. Eat them up.

Eat them up. He didn't, you didn't respond? He didn't respond. Yeah. That would have been incredible with it. Telling, someone responding after that is like, I want to do a wellness check on that dude.

What have he, what he's dead? He's gone. So what? So what? That sucks. I hope his account is still connected. Yeah.

Um, um, these get two more months out of it before he's gone. That's so fucking, that's, you know what's crazy though? It's a real thing that people absolutely talk about. But it's also like,

come on. That's like the core of the subscription model actually is that people is, is making it so people forget, forget that they aren't using it and that they're paying for nothing. Dude, for grubhub. There's, there's,

get the grub hub like one thing. you can mistakenly press no you can try to get past it and they make the yes not get it a different color from what it normally is to know it I don't follow what you just said

when you're trying to cancel they make it look like they make the thing when you're trying to get out of it they make that look less enticing like that's almost keeping the description they almost rely on you to not read

and assume that the highlighted thing is the thing to get out of it, almost like a confirmation. But normally the highlight is the thing to confirm. But if you want to get out of something to not confirm is the green button normally. And it's like, this is so insane that they're allowed to do this. I went viral one time when it was, it must have been a bug on Funimation. When I was trying to cancel my subscription. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Both options wouldn't let me cancel. I can't remember what it said. And it happened to have around the same time where, who was it? Was it the guy that played Broly? Oh, Vince Min. There was a controversy around him? Yeah, the Bobbyaga. It was around that time.

When there was allegations of something? I don't remember what it was. I don't remember. It was weird around people. Something happened, so it was just an unfortunate timing. That Funimation thing happened around that same time and it blew up. I just thought it was funny. I wasn't actually trying to shit on Funimation. I was, I went to, I think it went to Enemy Expo.

Yes, last year. Oh, no, not Amex. I never went there. I went to, the Adult Expo. No, I would, I would go there, honestly. I'd just see what it looked like. It probably smells, dude. I don't know.

It smells like, fuck it. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't like it to you. It's actually very cleanly. I actually stumbled into the alt porn awards once. Yeah, sure, stumbled. Ironically, I was, I was at Bar Sinister with other people doing a complete different thing.

Yeah. And then like, I guess in the same building, like, or at a venue connected to it, they were doing the alt porn awards. I stumbled in there looking for the bathroom. They're just like a goodie bag. Giant tits everywhere. It was interesting. Titties. Jackpot.

But I was at, so I was at, um, the San Diego Comic Con and Johnny Young Bosch was there. And I was like, I was like walking. He's the guy that he was, he was the Power Ranger. He was the Black Power Ranger. He's Jack the Black Power Ranger. He's Broly's current voice. He's Ichigo's voice. He's Dante's voice.

He was Zach the Black Power Ranger. No, he was just the Black Power Ranger. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer. answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's

kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstructions, to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reduced from might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23, after. this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. near you. Well, because there was, there was, there was, no, he wasn't, he was he not Zach? Was that another? No, Zach was a different guy. Oh my God. I'm sorry. He was, uh, Jason, I think. No, not Jason. Are you sure he's not Zach? No, he's Adam. Adam. There you go. Zach is the black guy. That's what he said that I was like, Walter Jones is Adams. John Yogbosch played Zach the black part. I thought it's, but I saw him and I was talking to him at the thing and I was like, dude, you are like such a, it was like, I, you are so hyper intuned into my childhood. It's crazy. And he was like, thank, he's also way short.

Like, I tower. All the power Rangers have been tiny as fuck. Because I was, I'm standing to him and I'm like, genuinely like a foot tall than he is. And I'm like, dude, you're like, high comment. He was like, dude, what was your fair part of being a Pirate Ranger? He was like, dude, I thought the props were really cool. He said I hated putting on a costume, though. It was hell getting that shit on your body.

Was it? Because it was like, for him, for him, it was actually the Stunt Ranger, too. He wasn't just like the one that would be like you'd see outside of stuff. Some of them there were stunt people, you know? Right, okay. And then it's like, he's like, I hated getting it on. And I was like, I want to talk to you so much where I got to go. He was like, well, dude, if you have chance, stop by the booth, I'll have, I'll chat with you happily.

And I was like, this is fucking ins. Like, meeting the powering is just crazy because they were such an influential part of my childhood. Yeah, I met, um, fucking weird. I bet Walter Jones. I've seen him. He's also fucking tiniest shit, too. Dude, that was the first time I realized he's missing a finger. Yeah.

I didn't know. What? Yeah. Yeah, like, I shook his hand. I was like, what the fuck's happening? He, uh, he got, he shot his fucking finger off as a kid. He's an elite now Was it

Did he have one finger while he was a ranger? As a kid he shot it off That's crazy So as a kid Why didn't he grow back? That's what I thought When I was gonna thought He watered it

It didn't work I was the water He was supposed to dry it out Oh Okay see that was where you made He supposed to let the shit The skin shed Okay

And then it'll So that's what happened I was like I'm gonna let him know Yeah you should You should tell him He's fucking stupid for not knowing how to grow his finger back.

I was like Van Gogh cut his ear off. Why didn't it grow back? And everybody was like, they don't do that. I was like, everything else grows back. Shut the fuck up. Dumb bastards. You're fucking, you're telling me my nails grow,

but my ear won't grow back. What are you fucking stupid? Absolute dummies, dude. What the fuck? So I almost cut my dick off, but then my parents were like, don't do it. Don't do it.

Doesn't grow back. He grew back three times as big, actually. With eyes. All right, I'm going to read the names now, please. Yeah, like, the dead spider. Chris's uncle Ronald Reagan. Delta Gamma MC Brainworm

The esoteric order Of unemployed diddlers Literally fed this toddler last week Why is it still crying Squimp his bugs Clamule Esquire the third Usur Kildamaster

Snark Tag's hungest Beetle girl You boys talk about food often Maybe a food related extra ammo Might be tasted It might not be that idea Well like we do like a taste test or something Yeah, I don't know.

We got to get one of the hot shit things. Oh, fuck, no. Why not? I got to do that. You can't do it? My asses fucked. I've gurd. I can't do it.

Oh, I wouldn't do. What the fuck is that? You never heard of gurd? No. I don't know what it stands for gastral, erotic, retard dick or something I forgot. But whatever it is. He was shaky as he said that. So pissed that I had nerd about it.

It just, my ass, I have, like, acid fucks me all the time. So I shouldn't be eating this. because chocolate gives you acid Chocolate gives you acid Chocolate is very acidic Oh shit It's pretty acidic yeah Tomatoes

So like tomato sauce I had a pizza yesterday Which was stupid I fucking destroy myself But I also have Acid Reducing stuff so Oh damn man that sucks Because I love

I love eating tomatoes and chocolate Tomatoes chocolate Sometimes I'll take a tomato and I'll bite into it With like an apple And then I'll like drizzle chocolate on it And then lick it off That's so weird It's great

That's so weird What's weird about it? I don't know I've eaten whole tomatoes In my life So I can't judge about that You just just casually walk around I've been told but you like

You want to tomato Like I mean pepper It's raw too I mean well yeah Everybody eats peppers Well it's like no It's like wash up pepper And I eat it

Yeah What are you saying You do that That's not as weird As somebody's taking A tomato I think tomatoes I think tomatoes

arguably the same thing If it's on raw It's on raw you know It's just not as appealing That's the thing It's just juicy You know people like Oh

tomato they usually just don't see that I prefer a tomato slice obviously because that's how they are supposed to it I pummel it I cut off the top of the bottom part that has beat the shot of me

Is that what you do? That's so fucking disgusting Not a drop falls off my hands too I make sure Colin Moriarty Oh my God They just killed Krillin you bastards Obama be like

Oh let me What? Oh Obama Or Obama be like Let me be Sphere. Orbama. That's good. It's not bad. It's dumb, but it's not bad.

Jackal, Jackal, Jackal. Jackal, Jackal. Jackal, Jackal. Is it a jackal? I think it's a jackal. Jackal? Have you guys seen the people The casting for the Street Fighter movie?

Oh yeah, it's like 50 cent and like Joel Osteen or something. Andrew Schultz. Andrew Schultz is Dan. Like, come on. What even is that? Respectful. It's just so, I think there is something, it's like Xbox, right? Trying to fail as hard as I can.

There can never be a good street fighter movie. I think that is like there's, in the world, it will collapse. They're like, if we make a good one, I think same thing with the Mortal Kombat movie, right? They just can't, for the life of them, just cast it well. And, oh, we're going to make some Cole Young, some fucking piece of shit that no one cares about when they have a billion characters already. We're going to make this new guy relatable. Oh, thanks, Warner Brothers, you fucking freaks. What the fuck of you?

What? Like, bro, it just... It just makes no sense. Oh, we have 10,000. Just pick Lucang and rebooting it. Who cares? There's 10,000 characters. We're going to make a new guy that sucks dick.

The main character should be a bad guy. It should be like fucking Cano. It should have been fucking Scorpion because everyone loves Scorpion. He's the most popular character. make a movie surrounding him and everyone will love it. They made a fucking animated movie that was good. It should have been Combat Kyle. Yeah, Combin.

It literally, that's what it was to me. Cole Young was Combat Kyle to me. Like, what the fuck? Who is this guy? It was just some Asian Indian Indian that has armor or something. But Combat and Kyle are both spelled with C's. With C. Is it Kyle with the C?

In the Combat Unit. In the Mortal Kombat universe, which is really crazy. because everything's spelled the K. K-I-L-E is insane. K-Y. Yeah, so yeah, Street Fighter movie's going to be stupid, too. It just, of course. Yeah. They can't make a good shoot-bite movie.

I don't know. He has the athletic build of a, I don't know, a fucking, a Swiss survivor. And he's an actor. So, like, I don't know. He's not, he's not, I don't want to fucking, he's, he's not a good actor. I've seen him do some parts, and he's just stupid. He's always Andrew Schultz.

So I'm like, yeah, no, I don't believe him. And he's going to be Dan. Oh, Dan's supposed to be a funny character. Yeah, but he says, That doesn't mean you cast a comedian. That's not how Dan's supposed to be. Dan is not a, he just is a comedic character, but he's trying to be serious, though.

Like, he's serious, he just sucks. He eventually gets there, though. He eventually gets it. He becomes a real martial arts eventually. It's gaylo combative bold. 50%. Dude, are you fucking for real? Why can't they just fucking...

Go ahead, go ahead. Two rats in a trench coat. Sam Porter bitches. Getting mad, dude. by the shit, dude. Something, something gay Beatles. I don't know anymore. Reckless Rhino, the Sloker 2

Wiso Derby. Chris, if you're Hispanic, then why don't you have a fat ass? Damn. I mean, shit, dude. That is, uh, I do like that thing you shared because I didn't know you shared it.

Oh, the Puerto Rican facial hair. What is it? They clocked me, dude. It's crazy. It was so funny. It was just like a bunch of the, it's a bunch of this. Yeah.

It's like, what do you call this? What do you call this? genre of man and somebody goes Puerto Rican. Yeah. And I'm looking at it and I'm like, oh, it's funny. It's like Chris has that and then I didn't, and then I looked up and saw he's shared it. I didn't know he shared it. And somebody put that in the comment section

and I was like, dude, same. I it was hilarious that immediately people just know that's what Chris. Yeah, I just wrote crazy. Damn, damn. Profiling. Yeah. That's profile. You're right. That's most Puerto Rican

space for here honestly. It is. Yeah. There you go. There we go. It's that and the two families, bro. And two families. Well, that's Hispanic in general.

Is that not everybody? What do you mean? Hispanic people famously have the double family. No, I mean, like they, the male creates two families. Oh, okay. Like, he's juggling, doing overtime. And then for Haitians, it's the boyfriend, too. Oh, damn.

That's a boyfriend also. That's crazy. That's maxing. That's life maxing. Is that his, well, I guess I do. have a half sister. It's too much, man. How do you do? Yeah. All right. Where do you have time that?

I have a bunch of others. Why don't they have documentaries on showcasing how these people juggle this shit? They should be, well, they should be like how life coaches. Like I should. They should be like grind set like. Wagua and I. So you want to have two family them? Learn how to manage my time better, dude.

Because I don't know. I'm bad at it. You go, you go to America, right? You get one girl them pregnanta. Then you go back home. City Island, you're pregnant another girl, you'll go back forth by the teens. Today we're going to, today we're going to talk about juggling

families. Where do you have the time and the money to do it? That's what I want to do. You have to neglect one family. You have to make sure one family is neglected. Not because you can't afford it because you have to neglect. One family is getting the lesser of you.

Okay. For sure. It has to be the family that supported you the hardest. The woman that had you told you down he had nothing, you got to treat her worse. You got to. That's how it goes. You have to do it. That's good.

It's smart. I like it. Eat that right now. Eat it. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead,

then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy

on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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Like a moment from one of the pot one of our shows that we did where you're off camera and you eat something real quick And it makes the most cartoonish like video game chomp sound that I've ever heard and I came across the other day when I was like looking for clips I'm just like I couldn't believe it. It was like It was fucking crazy Yoshi ass interaction. Oh my God. God peanut butter is so overpowering man I love peanut butter. I can smell it still what I love the smell of peanut butter. I love the smell of peanut butter. I don't hate it. It's just like, I hate how ostentatious isn't the right word.

I just hate how it just overpowers everything that it touches. Like, I remember making protein shakes when I was bulking up for the fight. And they would always say like put like a spoon, like a spoonful of peanut butter in there for protein. I was like, okay, I'll do that. But like I had these cookies and cream maskana shakes that I like, I love cookies and cream. And so like I was eating and I was like, oh man, I can't wait to taste this. And then I add the one spoon. of peanut butter and then it just becomes a peanut butter smoothie.

Like it's just like it's all all the cookies and cream goes away because now you got it. You got to like the taste of peanut butter. I guess I have that. I don't like, I don't mind it. But like it's definitely not a preferred flavor. I adore peanut butter. You just get a, ghost is a good brand.

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That's another come down reference. Hi, I'm gay actor Michael Douglas. It's just anyone listening. There's no, I can't even imagine what that is. It's fucking just him usually talking about his roles or doing like a commercial or it's fucking hilarious, dude. There's a whole compilation of gay actor Michael Douglas and it's long. Hi, I'm a gay person protesting for Palestine because morals are not transactional. Dude, what are the, one of the best, you got to look this clip up because it's not, it's not related to Michael Douglas, but I think talking about it led to Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World and Ben Shapiro.

And Mr. Feeney is essentially like sexually assaulting Benchapiro. What the fuck are you talking about, man? Talking about Comtown. Okay, all right. I'm just saying, because gay actor Michael Douglas is from Comptown. Okay. I just did it. I genuinely, I got so lost there for a second. I'm just suggesting a clip to listen to.

You got that dog. Hi, I'm a little gay. I'm a little gay boy, Michael. It's Harvey Firesteen. I actually got that for because we started watching House, and that's where, oh, yeah. I started saying Dr. Gay House. Hi, I'm Dr. Gay House. Hi, it's me. I'm Dr. Gay House. You have cancer and I'm gay.

And I'm gay. Your prostate is enlarged. Also, I'm gay. Gay. I can fix that because I'm gay. I can fix that because I'm a doctor. You're wrong, Dr. Gay House. It's not it's not lupus. You're gay.

What makes you the lupus expert? You're black. My name is niggilupus, uh, foreman. My name is nigroid lupus Jones Foreman. That's when my mom died with it. It's hilarious. She got lupus? She died out of lupus.

Yeah, hilarious. Yeah, it's pretty funny. said that. It is pretty funny. He said it was hilarious. It's pretty funny. Not her death, the fact that you brought up, Lupin. I'm slapping my knees. It's so damn funny. Yeah, you're right. Not my mother's. Not my mother's timely end. No.

Understood. Hi, I'm Dr. Gayhouse. Kingston. I did King Dad take the lupus diagnosis? I don't remember. I don't think I was I was like a newborn baby. Aw. Not newborn, like, young baby. She's gone.

I can't believe this is happening. It's my fault, but I don't know how. I want to take it out on my son. Oh, what a nightmare. Aw. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. I don't know. Yeah, I didn't.

I don't think he was at the funeral. I don't think so. I wouldn't, I would, that's too small. Too small to remember? Yeah, I was way just. Yeah, you were like, what, like an 11 months? I remember my dad's funeral, but like I didn't really understand what was happening. The fucking church was packed.

I was too, I was like four. So I was like, what fuck's going on? That's a good age to lose your parents. It's a very, it was a great age because like it didn't, it was that perfect medium to where I don't have any trauma. Yeah, yeah. I don't think I have any either. I think people are like your mom's gone. I'm like, I guess.

A lot of times I feel like people try to put it on it. Yeah, you don't have trauma. You have a longing, I guess. You like, I'd like to know them, but I don't have the trauma. Sure, you have like a gay little longing for it. But like, it's not like, you didn't lose something. I feel completely fine. Yeah.

Yeah. Even like the memories that I remember, I don't be like, I wish I could have I mean I have that like I would have liked to know her I don't have to like Oh man I have some shit for me I was like that was my sister you don't have a hole in your soul She was like she was 12 which is the worst age

Yeah To lose your mom that sucks yeah She has trauma yeah older is older is not ideal Yeah so my brother Particularly before your your teens as a girl That is like a not a good time I mean before you before your teens after your After your child childhood is not idea

That's just maximum bad time. That's maximum bad time. You're 20, whatever. That sucks. Well, you'll be fine. Yeah, it'll be fine. It just feels unfortunate, but like, it's whatever, dude. You got that dog in you, uh, while I'm in a dog. We ain't the same. Damn. Um, blonde, blue-eyed German physicist heavily downing Sweeney's

scientific education. Stick to Digimon, buddy. Ooh. Jackpot. That's fine. Got them. Jim Carlo Esposito spoke at my school. Not kidding. He's, he's kind of legitimately insane. What could he have possibly I don't know, whatever

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Get out of here Vegeta A fucking hick Fighting the guy with the shotgun What is that Super Android 13 was it? No, it was just, well I know that Was the redneck one with the trucker hat?

That was 13 was that Super Android 13 Yeah, you fucking Vegeta Get the fuck out of here, Vegeta I love that Get out of here, Vegeta! Remember that 17 had a pistol for some reason? Huh? 17 has a pistol for some reason.

I don't remember that at all. He's a gun. When he went back in the future, when he went back to the future, when Trump's back to Fijitch, some old man shot him from a car. And then he took out his gun. And it's like, why do you have a gun? Because it's fun. That's it. It's cool.

It's a fucking robot with a gun. That's sick. It's literally the only thing. Yeah, but like a gun is so unnecessary for a creature. But I feel like it's the same thing with them driving and stuff. Yeah. Right? Like, it's completely unnecessary.

Yeah. I mean, Trump has a sword and like why. Yeah. Like, he kind of is very dumb. I'm sure he could actually slice fucking Friza with his fucking. You know what's crazy? He gets rid of it.

That's how dumb it is. He stops. Vigida's like, stop using that. Why do you need a fucking... Swords are really gay. Sword's a gay. It's all my. So am I. Well, you're fighting with not your fists, huh?

Dumb ass. Gay. You gay. I'm going to go on the hyperbolic time chamber and jack-off. I'm gonna jack off for one nut That's like technically three years Don't come in there with me It's gay if you come in there with me

I love the image of the old school He's slowly becoming more and more like Fucking Brian Drummond in my impression For some reason I love the looking back at him And smile That's such a great fucking That's such a like what does that look from

Like why they draw him like that He's passing Piccolo I think And he's just talking a little bit of shit What were you in there? What were you doing in there Taking a nap But like it's so villainous You know what it is?

It's almost like those, you see those images of like, like horses and dogs from like that weird angle. Or that angle. It's so unflattering. I love that. So disrespectful to them. It looks like they're like,

oh. They look, the horses look so confused. What is this next to me? I can feel the 5G. Thugzilla 2000 versus Superman and Yahoo! Althamah, GTA4 swing set glitch. Iconic.

Absolutely. Legendary. Elite ball. knowledge pull right there with that one. You ever do that one? Do what? The Swissite glitch in GT4? Oh, right.

I haven't done that in fucking ages. Well, yeah, but like, I mean, I remember that so distinctly. That was cool as shit. Dope shit, amazing. I hope, uh, there's no way that's going to be in the New Year's going to be polished to such a shine probably. There's going to be no errors in that I gave it all. It's going to bother the hell out of me.

There was a part of me that like would have liked to have it released in the state that, like, whenever they were planning on releasing it later, this year? Yeah, yeah. I know it's relatively done. Like, it's like probably done. I mean, it's been done for a while. I think it's just all polished and getting shit like to a nice shine. Because it's a billion dollar game, literally.

Right. One of my friends worked on it. And he was like, you can play it now. You can play it now. You can play it years ago. It is that like they want every, they want every sort of perfection out of it. Which kind of makes GTA less cool to me in my opinion because I was recently playing San Andreas like a few days ago and how fucking how much of a disaster that game.

is but how cool it is right because I put on that riot mode and it's just explosion of it just come after me you can't really go far I still I stay on top of a building if you if you try to drive a car it's someone kills you immediately my favorite thing ever in that game is you do the thing where you get on a bike and then you get a jet pack so your bike doesn't go up but every time there's an incline you fly off of it yeah it's however all Off inclines. But the GTA swing set

glitch is iconic. It's good shit. That's fucking awesome. Yeah. You remember that? You know what it is? I didn't play four like that. There was a, there was a,

you never seen it? I thought I remember. Oh, wow. There was a swing set. I don't remember if it was a specific swing set or if it was just swings set in general. It was. It was from my understanding. It was a specific one.

Yeah. I don't remember where it was, but like if you, so basically the swing set is like, it's, it's, it's like two triangles like this and then like one in the middle and then the swings hang from the bottom. And if you drove a car and pushed into like the middle rampant. It would like kind of push it in and it would fight against you. And then you could launch the car like crazy far like across the entire map. It was ridiculous.

There's a compilation. Well, four minutes. Yeah, dude. It was so it was so doable too. Like I remember doing it very easily. Okay. So here's somebody. It's at night.

So it's not the best one. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask. when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas,

talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary.

If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be tied to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, there it is

Dude, it's so good I've seen some crazy launches though Where they end up in fucking The core of the city And you're just like that is wild Are these assholes doing it at night What are they doing? It is a crazy thing to do

Like you want We don't want people to see this What the fuck? Wait, what the car kept going He got a headache He realized what happened and then and then died

He got up and got a headache and then died Genociding Paris so I can let go of my dead brother Called racist because of the skumbag shirt True That's crazy That is crazy yeah Jack WFM

Fuck Toyota The lame cunts winning every rally this year And fuck that French freak Oguier I don't know any Is that like a French ogre? Oh It's probably you know

Yeah, I don't know anything. I'm sure something has something is happening. It's a racing thing. Yeah. Of course Toyota's are going to win. They're fucking Japanese cars. Jios are dope. Out of my way, you can't see he's going to eat my butt.

Oh, can't you see he's going to eat my butt? The SpongeBob. When, what is it, flats? Yeah. Can you see him kick my butt? Can you see he's going to eat my butt? That's right. I'm going to kick your butt.

No, he's going to kick my butt. He's going to kick my butt. And it's his dad. That was my favorite. Dude, that episode's great. He's going to whip his dad's ass. His son is beating his dad at home. He's so crazy.

He goes to work and comes home and gets beat up by his son. Now he's going to kick my mom. He says that. That's so good. He's genuinely worried. He's like, oh, no. Oh, yeah, I've been up with my college buddy flats. That was crazy to be.

Oh, right. Like Patrick went to college. Right? His friends with this guy who's assaulting people. I mean, Patrick is kind of an assaulter too. I mean, yeah. I mean, they're all fucking unhinged. Three gay men by matchbox plenty.

Three gay men. Three gay men. I don't. I don't know what the song is. I only know two of their songs push. Three wise men. Oh, because of three a.m. Probably.

Three game. Oh. Oh, I see. It's three gay men, I must be horny. Yeah, yeah. All right, I get it now. That's matchbox. Match Cox plenty is pretty good.

Match Cox. That's not bad at all. What was the push song? The one that was in a... I want to push you around. Well, I will. Well, I will. I want to push you down.

Well, I will. Well, I will. I want to take you for ground out. Ground now. They all sang like that, man. Yeah. I want to take you for ground now. Yeah.

I will. That's a lunge. Do you remember the fuel? No. Fuel, they had a song called a hemorrhage in my hands. In my hands in my hands again. Leave loud bleeding. It's all post grunge.

Yeah. They all do the same. Oh, and there, why feel contagious? It's so weird. I really do think, like, stained is kind of the only

people that get away with it in some way. Like, there's certain songs where, like, I acknowledge that's what's happening and that's what they're doing, but it doesn't feel as egregious as other songs that do it.

It's very alternative in a way that they kind of escaped a little bit of that, uh, yeah, a little bit. Being, uh,

pigeon, like, like, oh, this is, it's, it's, it's trash,

but I love it. I don't know. Yeah. There's something about it that, It's like a vocal stem. Yeah. We're like, I wouldn't want, if I were making a song, I wouldn't want to sound like this. But like, I like hearing it in the same way that it's like, it's like, Sega.

You know what I mean? Where it's just something that sounds good. I just needed someone to talk to. You were just too busy. I don't want to be lonely now no more. I don't know. Pay for this. Oh, no, no, no, I don't know.

I'm not. Right. Oh, that's just another hot egg going on this. Who stole that song? Oh, fucking, that's, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah. I can't remember the fucking name. It's like some British band that, like, stole that song completely.

Yeah. Really? Was that the one, did, are the, Me and my broken heart, all I need to leave a love and the now. Yeah, yeah. That was 2012 or something. I remember that was like prom time. Yeah.

Imagine doing that. Imagine stealing Rob Thomas. That is kind of funny. Why would you do that? He ended up getting a writing credit on that song. You have to. It's so clear. That is still to this day the only song I've ever heard that sounds like that.

Which is why I like it. But then like so when another one obviously comes along, it's like, bro, you clearly heard. It's so. It's so. It's even. Rob Thomas. That is the funniest one. Under pressure and ice ice ice baby.

That's that is egregious. That's insanity. Was that? Was there an argument that that was not a sample that he tried to be? Yes. Well, them trying to defend themselves were the only ones arguing that. So crazy. Like vanilla ice doing an explanation saying there was a little thing at the end that made it different.

No, you don't understand. The queen one or the boy one is done, dun dun dun dun da dun dun. And ours is done dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. It's completely different. It's literally the same piano key. It's the same It's the same song Now is that a officially a queen song or is that a Bowie song?

I don't remember. I think it's a Bowie song technically Like it's actually like it's like featuring queen I think under pressure is a Bowie song Specifically a Bowie's I literally don't know I actually don't know either It's the one I've looked it up I feel like I've only found it under Bowie

But I can be wrong You might be right It sounds right because it sounds more like I think it's that I think it's that I think yeah I feel like it would be Yeah I don't know God I love that song

dude. It's a great song. Under Pina. Yeah, it's a Bowie song. Under, well, no, it says Queen. Well, it says Queen. They might have both released it. So it might have, they might just have both like the same credit. Oh yeah, it's Queen and David Bowie.

It probably has because like if you go, so it's one of those things like if you do, it's just so stupid. I hate the distributors on like the music distributor. If you want to say, for example, if we do a thing and we wanted to have the same credit. Yeah. Like instead of being you as a feature.

Yeah. You have, that is like considered like a separate artist. So for example, I had to get a, it's like a band, right? I had to get an account

to allow me to have multiple artists because I couldn't just, I made a side thing that I wanted to collab with. And they were like, oh, you need to have a multi account. And I'm like, what do you mean multi?

It's me, the artist. And I just want to collab with this other artist. And you can't do that. You have to put it as something else. It's just basically a way to suck more money out of you.

Yeah. If you have a, to be fair, I know there's other distributors that might have different rules. Like, uh, sound drop might be one that you can get away.

Because I think it's only like a dollar to distribute. Yeah. Which is, and it's free other than that. Yeah. They probably just steal more your money. You know, it's fine though.

Yeah. Anyway, next time Kingston spoils something bite his dick. Uh, big meaty stinks. Conola Joe has teamed up with pizza time. That's a dangerous combo. It is.

It's a fucking greasy, oily, with hot, like with a hot magma cheese man? That's a bad combination for a rough. You're fucked. You're fucked. Raining down on me. Running down on me.

That's crazy. Like, that's an iconic collab if you think about it. Like, did they think about it? What do you mean? It's legendary. What I mean by that is you think about like. At the time, they probably had no clue. It was at the time, they probably didn't know how iconic they were

going to become. Was that early in their careers? Was that early in the I think they were still incredibly But like even in the midst of you being really popular It's not you don't have any legacy Credentials you don't have that aura of like you're the greatest of all time kind of a thing Like like a Metallica right even when they were doing their old 80 shit and they're really popular You had there's no looking back

So now you look back on oh imagine if Slayer and Metallica made a song together And that way later it would be like Damn, that's never going to happen again kind of a thing. I find they don't have any wild collabs like that anymore in music because I think his music's become so like, people just work together. Nothing that like big that I could think of off the top of my head. Like, were you thinking about some of the...

Nothing huge. Yeah, nothing huge. Has Michael done anyone that's been crazy? Like, I've crazy. Who? Michael Jackson. Well, he worked with Whitney Hugh. Diana Ross.

I think he did a lot of like... Diana Ross. And I think that's like... He did one with The Simpsons. At least it's your birthday is a fucking actually. That's a jam. That song is great. That's a jam.

Has there was Stevie Wonder before? I feel like Michael Justice would have to work together at least once. That's, but Stevie, Stevie's more contemporary jazz and Michael was more disco and shit. You know, there was a, well, there was a class, so Babyface is a good producer,

but he's not, no one really gives a shit about him as an artist, really. He's an R&B singer. Well, I mean, well, I'm just, I'm saying in the outside. Outside of R&B, like if you're not a huge R&B fan, you don't know what the fuck baby faces. You might have heard some songs to produce or something.

But he did a song with Stevie Wonder that is, fire but it's just unfortunate that baby like I said no one gives a fuck about baby face yeah it's like one of those things are like damn this was such a good song but you're not a face like stevie wonder yeah stevie wonder is like fucking the goat yeah marilyn monroe most definitely pegged jfk i hope so oh crap oh fuck me in the ass stevie wonder produced just good friends by michael jackson oh yeah okay oh yeah you knew that It makes sense when you're saying that.

Who cares? Who cares? Fuck my ass now. Fuck my ass. Fuck my ass, Maryland. How did she sound? I never even heard of speak. Yeah, I don't know.

Probably Mexican. Sure. Marilyn Manston? No, Marilyn Monroe. She's like, she's like, we're all stars now. Well, she's Mexican. At the dope show. She is?

Isn't that crazy? She's Mexican? Yeah. What's her real name? No. What's her real name? Do you know a real name? No.

She was actually like a, like, was she like from Mexico Or was she just like a Mexican I can't remember exactly Like it was I never knew she was Mexican ever They specifically made her

Tone down her Mexicanness I wouldn't have fucked her If I would have known that They blonded her up They probably probably would have fucked her more Because of that I feel like JFG

He'd be like I'm out for adventure Well JFK absolutely That spicy Fat ass knew everything about it Rovey You spicy fat Latina

He knew exactly Where everything was That is so crazy That like Man I don't know What They'd minimize people

ethnic backgrounds to be white? Crazy, huh? It is kind of wild. Let's see. I'm going to put in Mexican. Ask not what gay people can be gay for you, but ask what a gay gay is gay. Why is what a gay gay gay?

Just flood. Just flood you with me. Mexican roots to her mother, Gladys. Gladys is such an old name that doesn't exist anymore. Gladys Pearl Monroe. Okay, so she was still in Monroe. Yeah, yeah.

So that was her mother's name, though. So I wonder what her dad's name was. He was born in Pietres Negress. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary.

If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy.

Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner

at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. What's Piedras mean? Do you know anyone?

Piedras? No clue what it means on top of my head. That sounds, I have no fucking concept. That sounds like not colloquial. That sounds like not conversational Spanish. Yeah. That sounds either. formal or just like Mexican

specifically. She also visited Mexico several times so she went all along Mexico. Okay. Yeah. All right. But not a weird fact. Yeah, never. I didn't know that until like, I didn't know that until like the last like four years. Okay. Well, there you go. There you go. A little fact. You learn things on this show. See, we have educational value. So she's just like, yeah. So she's like, she's ethnically Mexican. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Dandy Andy, leader of the spider fucker party, Krillen and Kingpin in a debate. Uh, in stain in the mem stain. In stain in the stain. In the stain in the stain. That sucks. That sucks. But it's also the best one I've heard, I think so far.

In stain in the mem stain. In stain in the stain. It's such a fucking thing. It is rhyming itself with it. I love that. You a rhyme bitch with bitch. That's my favorite thing on the planet. I think my favorite line ever is, uh, I think it was two chains.

It's either two chains I think it's too I call her big booty Because she got a big booty Flat out You know what's crazy Two chain has been on a really amazing run With projects the last year and a half

And it's like where did this? Yeah dude It's like where did this talent come from? That's crazy He produced the whole thing And it's like yeah I just thought I just thought while I was here smoking weed You know being a good black father

why don't I produce music with itself? I'd be like, that's not true. There's no, there's nothing on here about fucking bitches because that's Not everything got to be about that. That's only he thinks about. If you knew French, then you know that it actually is. It actually is. It's insane how he was such a fucking, a scholar student.

Like he was like eight, like an amazingly intelligent young man who played basketball and sold drugs at the same time. Yeah, he was one of those anomalies that actually is well-edgedy, educated, you know, degrees type shit. And he's like, you know what? I'm going to start rapping about bitches and drugs. He's like music more. I'm going to produce shit and then just speak.

He's way taller than I thought. He's huge. Yeah, I didn't know that. He's a huge person. I saw him like, uh, next to Shannon Sharpie towers over Shannon. And Shannon's like six something, right? So he's a, he's a big guy. He's a ball player.

Big bad beetle borg smoker smoking kinks and gids. Fuck Israel and tell Aviv. I said, fuck him too. Ew. Um, fuck you, Ovie. Your mother should have been pushed down the stairs What she carried you? Death Stranding 3.

Kojima's search for more feet. There's a lot of feet in there? Not really. Maybe there's less and that guy wants more feet. There's more than none. There is a scene, I guess, where L. Fanning takes her shoes off. But it's not like a foot scene, really. I don't know, that's interesting.

Did you finish the game yet? No. I'm like, I'm like, uh... How long is that game? It's as long as you, I mean, you could mainline it theoretically. but like I'm trying to unlock a bunch of crazy because I keep seeing gameplay of that game that's like

it reminds me of like Breath of the Wild or like Here's the Kingdom where I'm like I didn't even know that was here how the fuck do I get that shit Like I didn't know there was a jetpack And fucking Death Stranding and shit like And the first one? Yeah

The first game's crazy It's just like you build an arsenal of shit That you're just like I don't recognize anything to people are doing. Did you get the bike? Yeah, the bike's like one of the first things you get. The one you lay down in? Oh, no, not the one you lay down in. I saw that. I was like, what the fuck is this? Stop, uh, stop killing gays. Kevin Durant's feet. Uh, Lily's brother steers with the car's radio knobs. Uh, fuck you, I'm paying my TV license bitch, Mr. Pants. Senpai, Chris's eyes are

so fuckable. Ooh, woo, you gay? Jesus Christ. I don't like that at all. So disrespectful. Fuck face. Unstoppable. Cardboard pie. I replaced my R's on the R's on. The R's on. my Dodge Ram with W's and now my engine sounds like take on me. Hot to go. F. A. G, G, O, T, Bros. I'm so gay. I fuck men's holes. Duck Dynasty Warriors. Holy shit.

Just shotguns and rifles or something like that. I'd be like, I would play that. Murdering Ducks is the Duck Dynasty crew. I don't give a shit about those guys, but that would make me give a shit about them. That would have been a smart idea. You know, Duck Dynasty Warriors. That would have been sick as fun. Because they've collab with other things.

They'd high rules. rule? The high rule thing? They had a Gundam one. Yeah. Gundam, High Rule, Duck Dynasty.

Match made in heaven, I think. Why not? Come on. I think Duck Dynasty Warriors is a crazy idea. I would fucking play the shit out of it. That's like Marvel versus HBO or something. That's crazy.

That's crazy. Fucking Captain America fighting John Snow. Joel Miller. Joel Miller. Yeah, yeah, it would be. Joel Miller versus Spider-Man. Joel Miller versus Spider-Man versus Larry David.

Is anyone golf in the Marvel universe? No. No. I feel like a lot of them golf. Maybe Kingpin? Yeah, yeah. Kingpin fights Joel. With golf clubs.

I just wanted to get the shit kicked out of him. I like the idea of Joel bashing in a kingpin's head with a brick. All right. Just do unking them with a brick. Capcom versus. So we can do Capcom versus HBO. Yeah. And then you get Frank West, who I know.

no uses golf clubs in one of his his his case kit you're right and then he can beat the piss out of Joel Miller and it does extra damage it's uh two two X that's great no it has a higher crit rate higher crit rate okay it Chris squeezing it's on 18 19 and 20 against it squeezing my balls like a clown nose empire of silence can we get five big booms for Tel Aviv boom boom boom boom boom boom boom blue the magenta wrung out like towels by mr. Vic imagine saying What the fuck? What am I supposed to say with this? Say it.

Say it. Say it. Imagine saying grape instead of Rrilla. Arrilla? Oh, ape. Oh, R ape? So people say that? People say grape instead of rape.

But people say R ape? I mean, no. So for the audio listeners and everybody who's very confused, listening to this. Me. The, yeah, the, maybe I can put it up here. You see, this is the, um, it's like emojis. So like, imagine saying grape emoji instead of saying capital R and then a gorilla emoji.

So I was like, what the fuck am I reading? Oh, because it's an ape and not a gorilla. Yeah, yeah, but I was like, our rigourilla. Our gorilla. But yeah, saying grape instead of rape is crazy. Like, I hate it so deeply. Search Peter, Lori Fishbattle. Our ape is funny.

One of our friends said that in person. I was like, don't say that. No, they didn't. Yeah, Chris was there. I don't remember this. He blocked it out. She said, great. He was like, no, I mean, the real thing.

I was like, don't say, just think the real thing. I don't remember this at all. I'm not going to say who it was, but one of our friends said that. Was it out of Ingo? Yeah. Oh, maybe. Like in an actual conversation? It's because of the fact that people conversationally say that that work on the internet.

So if we're going to be going to conversationally say that instead of saying the real thing. But she was like, I'm sorry. I took myself out of it for a moment. And she was like, no, it's this. Search Peter Lorry Fish Battle. Adam ruins everything, but it's super Adam. We're gonna put a fucking demonetized fucking dollar sign on a fucking house. I said that. I said it.

They're not going to demonetize our dinner. That's fucking, it's. The internet needs to be stopped, man. It is crazy. Adam ruins everything, but it's a super atom bomb striking the North Coast of America. Um, uh, shirt of a tooth gap taking up half his friend. front teeth. Shirt of a shirt of tooth gap taking up half his front teeth?

I don't understand. This time I said that they're an episode of me and Lily where like my tooth gap takes up most of my mouth. So it's just like my fucking. My insides or teeth that it just like that just, that would just end up looking like you just lost all your teeth though, I think. It looks insane. Yeah, I guess so. Dr. Octopus's gay evil twin Dr. Cocknopuss.

I like that. Not bad. Smitchie the kid. Fowl Tarnished. Me twink. Me tink me guan take Kingston's life Oh damn Stepping up

Indiana Jones and the jorking of the crystal penis Dorking my new D&D weapon Plus 4 bludgeoning hamster and a sock Yush In a New York accent I'm scared of sharks so I always swim with a gun What the stupid Dumb? Listen to them

The children and I will speak coming on the ultra Vaggot It's Craig the Canadian Ultra Lord every day we stray further from the damn train CJ that's pretty good I like that one it's your boy Shawnee D and thank God for Asian women and thank God for

Stellar Blade nude mods you guys are fucking jackpot oh yeah it's just on PC now I was like oh good lord the nude mod community is such a blessing on this earth man they really are so dedicated God bless them they're good man if the coding is easy they are even if it's not easy They figure it out, but it just, it's like unfortunate because it's usually like janky. I just can't imagine.

It's like World War Z, but like to the code and they're trying to get. They're just running at the wall, just trying to climb. Climbing over people, suffocating other people along the way. I'm going to make. I just, it's crazy. I'm going to do it. It's crazy to me that there's just like a group of people that like, imagine being so horny that you learn Blender. Yeah.

You know, or like that you learn three studio max. I'm sure that's exactly how they learned it too. I feel like it's a convenient, like, oh. I am horny and I have by chance no blender. And I by chance have a game engine. Crazy. Kumshot Gaming TM. Hassan Piker is a champagne socialist.

A Markiplier fan is selling Brazian on eBay, if you all want to try it, by the way, got some. Chris was right. Yeah, that's just crazy. It's, you remember the Brazian? No, what was this about?

The artificial sugar that Markiplier gave to me at like a Christmas party. Yeah. I just, yeah, I mean, that makes sense it's it really is it's something I don't need it though I'm good

using the remote from click to pause time Code Kingston from head to toe and come resume time and then watch what he does from afar um classic

Lily leaving Kingston for a jinx Kingston comes to terms with his gayness when he finally uh hooks up with Sween's dad

I don't even understand what's happening anymore uh no no no not not getting niggie with it Huh? Get niggie with it. Oh, that's old school.

That's classic. That's a classic, yeah. I'm pretty sure Will Smith said that by mistake during the song, at least twice. Probably. Unbelievable. Hearing him say the word niggas crazy. Have you heard this new song? Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric. Health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle

that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know, that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I heard him freestyle, and the freestyle is not bad, but his flow. Like, If someone else rapped, it would be better. I like pretty girls. I didn't get no song. I like pretty good. You know what he did? I was actually, I didn't get around to it because there's a new thing that if you type a certain word in the comment section, it'll automatically send you something by that person.

So I don't know if it's available for everybody. But so he's like, if you comment remix, it'll send the instrumental. He wanted people to remix a song. And I was like, oh, Jackpot. And I was like, I hit remix and. Some people immediately clocked why I did that. We know him. We know him.

I didn't get around to it. But I was like, I was going to, I was like, oh, I wonder. He'll probably see it too. If I would have been on it, but I kind of, I kind of missed the window. Yeah, yeah. It came out last week or two weeks ago. And it was, yeah. Anyway, he's rapping again.

I'm like, look, dude, maybe you're just old. I don't want it. Yeah. I want him to first gray. I want him to accept it. I want all of them to gray. A lot of them are just older now and that's fine. I'd still fuck with them if they were still good.

like Marshall see Marshall fucking with black he's like dude you're old stop I can't fucking I can't damn it's fine I can't stand

men dying their fucking hair in their 50s I can't it's insane it's just like I think grayish like a little salt

and pepper it looks kind of cool I think for some people it might gray weird like it like it might streak in weird ways and maybe that's for me my hair gray is strange

I think it's how it is I'm not bothered by it though that's the thing I don't I wouldn't really care like the thing to me is like if I were to dye my hair at all because it would be gray it would be it would probably just dye it gray you know what I mean or just or just like great or you can stylize it though yeah but they're I want the I want the J. Joan Jameson that's what I want that sick as fuck dude it's fucking that but they're like graying it all out though that's the thing that I have a problem with yeah

you know if they were stylizing it like oh it's all patchy they're like oh you know maybe just like a like a sate or a jjohn like a jj it would be awesome yeah but they're like oh I don't want anybody to know that I'm fucking obviously been around for decades. Like, we know, dude. How old is M? How old is Eminem? He's like 50. He's got to be, he's definitely in his 50s.

He's 50 now at least. When do you gray? When you gray? Most people start in their 40s. I mean, I started in my teens. But I'm rare. I say most people start in 40s. Most people start graying in their 30s.

No, most people start in their 40s. I don't start in their 30s. I, like, I have, my friends are in their late 30s and they're only barely starting to gray. I know people, because I know people that are in the, maybe like 34, 35 that start graying on their beards. Some of them. Especially the ones that the people that you can,

when, if you remember as a kid, there were people that were young that already started growing hair, like very young. Like maybe you're in sixth grade and some motherfucker already had a mustache.

Those people gray, the fastest, because they've had the hair the longest. So it's all about like me. I was like, is how that works? Yes, absolutely.

That's absolutely that works. It's why I'm 37 and I have like two strands of gray hair because it took me forever to get any fucking facial hair at all. It's, it's an eight. thing.

No, I, some of it's sure. So you're older, but like, if your fucking hair follicles don't kick in until later, they're not as old as other peoples. Oh, no, I don't know. I don't know. That doesn't sound wrong, but I feel like, it's just by observation. Just look at

people that, look at your peers, the ones that didn't have anything, just like you, it's going to take you a long time to get gray hairs. Because you didn't, you didn't have like a fucking beard in high school. I guess so, yeah, I found like one or two in my, in my entire life. Yeah.

Like, it's the hairiest people that, like, is like, I know a guy that he had a fucking beard when he was 15 and he's fucking gray as shit now. Lily's hair is like, it's just a weird thing. All the hair on the soul of my foot is gray. Yeah. You know, it's really weird. I have, I'm not hairy except for like my upper shoulders. That's crazy. But the hair here is brown.

Some of the hair here like over here is brown. Yeah, it's weird. And I just don't know why. I don't know why. There is, you can't take genetics out of me too, even with what I'm talking about. Ethan Klein's a great example of that I don't think he was he's not a hairy person But he clearly got the short end of the sticking genetics where he grayed

I think he started graying in his 20s Oh uh Ethan Klein HGC yeah yeah I think he's are great He was great just as I've seen him Yeah he's been a great so he's genetically cursed He's like a Taylor Hicks He was like that's just crazy

He keeps all of his hair though I still don't believe Taylor Hicks man It just doesn't seem real to me What's up? Who's Alex again? Uh that guy from a American Idol, right?

We're talking about that guy? Oh, yeah. Are you asking about Taylor Hicks? Yeah, who's that a guy? He's like an American Idol guy. He's the gray guy. He's the gray. He's actually a gray.

Yeah, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, dude, do, do, do, do, dude. He's crazy. He's actually a Roswell alien. You're absolutely dreadful, you gray. I'd rather. Do you even have a voice box? Is that Simon Cowell you're talking about? Yeah, I can't do a, I haven't heard his voice in forever.

I don't remember what he sounds like. Okay. Would you be more accepting of seeing like a, a, a, a, a, a, horrifying looking like demonic creature or a gray run through your living room like you're getting water like you're coming out your bedroom right any day you're coming out your bedroom right you're going to go to the bathroom and you see a gray sprint right past like the hallway i'll take that over a demonic thing that looks terrifying i think i take the demonic thing you're stupid you're stupid stupid person the demonic thing hi i'm dr jitman and i'm the host of beyond the script a podcast

where i sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn, Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. if someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do,

like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health.

Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Feels less real and I need that to lock in. I feel like a gray feels more real to me And I'm just I'm not ready I would just take my chances with a gray Because I'm assuming they're not like Super powerful and dense Like a demon would be usually

I think a body body Evening like demons are all jacked and huge and shit I think a body blow a demon till it dies All right yeah Oh yeah no problem Well multiple gay beetles Multiple Multiple gay beetles

Several horny Falmer Some really strong ones And salacious clum Running a train on Kingston for spoiling Expedition 33 That's crazy. That's it probably. That's probably him. Drip M.H. The Lord of All Drip. Beetle Hooker in his beetle fishnets sucking beetle dick for beetle meth. So sad.

Obi-won't-Shabloomy. So gaped. They call him Slipin Jimmy Cremlin to Gremlin. 500,000 page manifesto about molesting Sween. The amazing digital circus is peak right now. Harry Wrecktum. Kingston Humor would be like, imagine if instead of Spudgeball SquarePence, it's Sponginig. Bob. That's fucking

Pete. That's very good. It's very accurate. Oh, damn, that's so funny. Wage Slate 583. Wage Slate 583. Swin, please wake up. You've been in a coma for two years.

You fell in hit your head after getting a blumpkin at the Furcon. Pippini brothers, Jeffrey Epstein, and Minecraft movie be like I am Steen. Donk, Donkerson, the colon swinging slasher. PeeP gay Christmas album, When? OKC with the highest point. differential in NBA history and people want to be like Lugent's dort was too rough on D. Shut up, bitch.

It's amazing how little I understood of any of that fucking sentence. Lily sent me a video yesterday. That might as well have been fucking Egyptian hieroglyphics. Me be fishy. Me be fishy, a mean lesbian. Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, shit, poop. This was paid for.

John Strickland. John Strickland works 1889 My favorite Dr. Hartman bit Was when he's prescribing Viagra as antidepressants Oh yeah that's right What are you showing him now Kingston is showing a video What is he doing? Why is he shooting?

To Derek What? He's dying Oh Fuck Well that That guy does so much pain It's insane What does it matter why

What does it matter? I don't know, Chris. I don't get it. Do you see that 17-year-old bodybuilder chick that, I mean, he's fine. Pre-Rise, Blake 8-96. You see the 17-year-old bodybuilder that killed herself? Oh, that's unfortunate here. Well, what she didn't kill herself was actually the coach technically.

Because, like, she was more unfortunate. She was going for a max, like, too, she was super strong. 17, probably, like, lived in Turkey or something like that. And I think she was going for a max of, like, 700 or something like that. For a 17-olds? She's like, yeah, she was really strong. Thing is she can't really reach the bar that well So they put stacked rubber mats, bro. You've got to be fucking kidding me rubber mats, dude

So of course She slips dead They don't have the things, don't have the garters where it doesn't so it doesn't fall all the way? No That guy killed her It was crazy that is fucking insane It was crazy it happened a few months ago Shit like that is so sad man, it's just like it was so stupid that it's like no one's gonna stop her stack like the

that much weight balancing on rubber mats is crazy on you you're going to slip you're just going to shift you out of the way because you're not that oh man yeah it was pretty cool that's a kid that's what makes even really sad that's a little that's a young person yeah they got so much more life like nah man

I got Lockjaw doing graveyard shifts that dick's up in fact and all I got was Lockjaw's previously mentioned nint and Yahoo sounds like the guy from the Arby's heads I took her to my attic and I fracked Arbys Arbiz We have the dix.

Free Palestine is the equivalent of saying Hail Hitler in the modern world. I wish someone would have threw something at him. Like a big ass watermelon, just like... Did he say that? Yes, out his own mouth, he said that. He said out of his own mouth. He said out of his own mouth.

He said out of his own face, he said that. That came out of his mouth. That's crazy. That's crazy. Fucking wild. Yeah, yeah, you know. Alt timeline, gears of war two, where Dom finds his decrepit wife and he proceeds to blow her pack out.

Right there. Let's go. I miss you, Maria. She's still alive too. She's still alive and dick and everything and it's like... She's just fucking evil. Sweeney spoils my parents' death, then kills them. Your parents die in 20 minutes. Creator of the transparent...

Pass her over, Dom. Cleaning meta on YouTube. Creator of the transparent cleaning meta on YouTube. Have you seen that? The transparent cleaning? No, what is it? Do me a favor. Since you guys got your phones...

Look it up. Transparent cleaning. Look up transparent cleaning on YouTube right now. What is it? Just do it. Am I gonna hate this? I would be surprised. It's just kind of weird that it exists,

but like it's definitely not hateable. It's like bitches wearing like transparent clothes. You got it. Okay. Yeah. You got it. What is this? It's porn, basically.

What is? I could see. There's a blocking. And it's Flip the camera Flip flip flip it Why it's on me No not

No not when it's on you Yeah flip it My camera Yes I'm looking at a disclaimer I know I'm gonna get there It's gotta

It's sort of algorithm Doesn't get us in trouble This motherfucker can't Oh no this doesn't Wasn't you just watching You're not even You didn't click the right thing You clicked on the one thing

That isn't the thing Oh my God. Well, alas. It's over. It's over. Just keep going. Man. I don't know how you screw that.

Like a hitman for material. That's more material, dude. I'm literally letting it be more. Des, goopy. A hip-baport material is funny. Jerking it with so much lotion, my balls stopped being wrinkly. It's crazy. You pulled it off?

Good job, good job, man. You've d-wrinkled your fucking balls. You steamed your balls. My AirPod died at work today And my phone played the RFK worm barrel bit out loud Now my pharmacist does the RFK voice That's awesome I forgot the worm barrel bit

I don't even remember what that was It is insane How little I remember man Oh yeah there was like a barrel He had like a barrel of worms or something That's right There are so many worms in here Um

Harry Knobber and the throater of Gags Caban That's Ziggy I think Harry Knobber. Harry Knobber. Young Colin hanging himself on a ceiling fan. Can fat Ethan Klein be called as a witness against the Ozimic cocaine, Ethan Klein? Zippic cocaine.

Look, I don't mean do conspire or spread rumors, but like he's clearly on cocaine, right? Like, he's clearly doing coke. Because every clip I see of him, he sniffs, like, mega hard every other, like, sent. sentence. He has what you call? No, it's not Torre. No, no, no, no. He has Tourette's. That is one thing. But it does look like he's strung out. It just does look like he's. No, but what I'm saying is like there's, he's doing things that I've never seen him. I've been watching him a long time. I've never seen him sniff. He did not have sniff like. And it's, and it's not

even like he's like, oh, he's under the weather. Like it's happening consistently. So he lives, sorry, he lives in a place and rub shoulders with people that do party. You know, party. Yeah. So it wouldn't surprise me if it was cocaine. I also know there's certain uppers that can kind of destroy your nasal canals too that you can snort stuff like that too. Yeah. So it could be anything. It could be just he could be one of those people that thinks he's doing better. I'm not doing cocaine, but he's like snorting Zoloft or something. So it's like that. But something is something, right? Like it's fucking obvious. The sniffing is very obvious to me. The thing that annoys me is that like his

crew is just watching him do this shit. That's the biggest set. That's the saddest aspect of it. You know, um, you know that at the very end of the debate with the hymins Hassan, like Hassan just said, hey, Dan, please stop babing Ethan. And then you're I'm not babing him. It's like, alright, man. Like, you know, he just

got mad, I'm not babing him. It's like, bro, come on. Yes, anyway. You know you. Yeah. Uh, strike, strike, strike yarn. $25 for you because uh, I'm killing the game right now. Pirates software. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, badly brave.

Who's New York Nick? A theory needs help lowering his weapon in Halo 3. Penis, Nefram, Melfast 1, and rounding out our list, as always. You know who it is. Yay. The king of hap hazzard. The mace of Marlon ball is going to be in your bedroom tonight. You have two choices.

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