The Snark Tank - #338: Pigeon Man KILLS

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/TheSnarkTank

Want to earn extra income for your business? Amazon Hub Delivery is looking for ambitious business owners to assist with local deliveries. When you become a partner, you and your staff will deliver packages to customers in your area on a schedule that works for you. With each package delivered, you'll gain extra income and exposure for your business. Plus, Amazon Hub Delivery makes it easy to get started. There's no upfront costs, delivery experience, or long-term contracts required. Sign up to learn more at Amazon.com slash Hub Delivery. That's Amazon.com slash H-UB delivery.

Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide deals and earn four times the points. Look for in-store tags to earn on eligible items from Celsius, Body Armor, ORA-Ida, Silk, Capri-Sung, Bavarian Meets, and Charmin. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event-long savings. Stack up those rewards to save even more. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in-store or online for easy drive-up

and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Exhibits Restless is a fucking great album. Amazing. I don't like. I think West Coast rap music is... You're just an East Coast.

I'll wait for the time to... I was going to say something that would have demonetized us immediately. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Hey, everybody, welcome to Star Tanks podcast. It is me, Chris. It is him, Sweeney. It is him. Derek.

Look at him. We're recording this immediately after. the last episode so if anything is happening right now that we didn't touch on whoops just don't read the name we're gonna be focusing on questions

this episode though because we got a lot obviously and we always do and I also found something kind of fun look at this ain't that fun it's like Star Wars huh look that little Star Wars transition

wow I love it let's see what else we got here how did he do that what did we got there oh ew that's a rough one yeah

I don't know if I like any of that like a page what's this oh the down one this is this is how you know it's like like if someone you know you'd make them go down in you

yeah yeah exactly there you go well it was the StarTank podcast Patreon Patreon dotcats of StarTank shop all sorts of merch there if you're listening to this episode

by now the colored people yes the colored people in our audience are going to have a new shirt for them very soon. It's going to be the final fantasy but in color now. So that should be up on the store by the time you hear this. So be sure to check patreon.com slash a snarktank and also snarktank. Shop. Go there. Go there. Go now.

In the meantime, we got a lot of questions. Yeah. Man, I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten that wall today. Why didn't you grab something? Because I was like, I was out, I was at the bank longer than I anticipated because there was like some computer fucking bullshit going on. So like I timed it well, but like I was coming back late and I was just like, yeah, I'll just, I'll power through. But let's see, we got a question here. Are you guys ready?

Hey, you. Hey. Oh. Don't touch me. What's my, man, bro? Oh. Please don't touch me. Please don't touch me.

Then focus. Lock in. I'm here. I'm present. No, you got to lock in. Break his glasses now. I'll give you 10. Don't do that

Don't do that No No don't do it Man it's been a long time Since I've heard that Yeah What did you say I found the original one

Oh yeah I saw it too Yeah It wasn't that video that we saw No it was some guy With using his like voice message Or voice memo Just recording it Yeah it was like

It's just me Dutch Daisy Ridley looks like Megan Raine Raine wrote in Who's Megan Raine Is that a porn star? fuck is Daisy Ridley Daisy Ridley is the

Oh is that Ray from Yeah From yeah From the horror wars Yeah Before wars Says hey Chris I'd watch

Derek fat blind retard Even Lily was going Hardin the pain on saying Like you're never gonna fucking fix your blindness Oh really? Lily's a woman Oh the extra animal Lily's a woman

So it doesn't matter Fair Fair I mean we called it immediately Like you're not wearing your glasses Oh he hates glasses He thinks Everyone that

Whereas glasses should be put to slaughtered. I mean, not everybody, but most. Okay. It's crazy. You're just living in fear of your life for no reason. Yeah, it's going to start buying. I'm not going to say it. Okay.

Yeah. Don't say anything. It would be terrible if you said something on a podcast. Yeah. I recently got glasses after 27 years of not having them. My prescription is pretty small, 1.25 in my left eye and 0.75 in my right. But it's definitely an eye-opening difference in my vision. I guess my question is.

why does Sweeney continue to be an idiot and not get glasses when he obviously can't even read? Thank you, bye. It is crazy. I love how we went in on him before you read the question. I literally picked it just because of the name. I had no idea that that was going to be the question. But like, yeah, I don't know, Sweeney is stubborn.

He's, you know, he doesn't really understand quality of life improvements. Yeah, quality of life. My blindness hasn't harmed me yet when it directly harms. It really has. When it directly harms me in a way that it's physical. You only think it hasn't because you don't know what it's like to not live without it. Yes. Exactly, dude.

You're like Ricky Berwick saying like, I'm perfectly able body. Yeah, for a Ricky Berwick. For a Ricky Berwick. You can do everything that a Ricky Berwick can do. Congratulations. I wonder what was. What you're fucking banana peel? I wonder what it would sound like if he stood straight up.

Like, wonder what it sounds? You know what it would sound like it would sound like a. It would sound like a lot of cracks. It'd be like imagine the sound of a transformer but with breaking bones as like the base of the town. He was on fucking fish tanks. Did you see that? I saw a thing circulating around.

I simply cannot watch that shit. I mean, I'm not sitting there watching it, but I've seen clips. Clips will circulate. That's all I've seen. I saw him get taped to some, he got his hands. They were having some game or something.

He got his hand taped to somebody else's hand or somebody else's wrist. And it was like he was tied, he was tied to a, like an 18 year old girl or something. And he got like really fucking mad about it. I just can't believe. It just sucks that there's people willing to do shit like that. Yeah. It feels like watching like the worst kind of reality TV with like people that are mentally deranged on the internet. Hopefully they're getting paychecks, you know, because I feel like to be. They must be getting. I don't know, maybe. Sam's crazy, but I hope you.

least he's paying people. I will see. I think he's paying people. I would be surprised. I honestly wouldn't be just because the people that are on those shows are like, oh, clout. Yeah, actually, yeah, what am I saying?

It wouldn't surprise me at all. Clout. It's like one of the least surprising things. But anyway, yeah, no, yeah. You really, I wish I could like knock you out and like implant contacts on your eyes

while you're sleeping. He's like, wow, I can see everything better. Yeah. Well, everything is weird. I feel better. I don't have a headache anymore. Wow. My eyes straining.

I've always had a headache. My eyes aren't. Yeah, exactly. I'm always a headache. My eyes aren't straining anymore, so I'm actually having more energy. Weird. Where my eyes work better so my eyes aren't doing overtime and making my fucking brain exhausted.

Weird. Crazy. I'd rather be blind and be able to see, man, any day of the week. That's the stupidest thing. It's the stupidest day I've ever heard. Any day of the week. the stupidest thing like by far

duck maxing wrote in duck maxing wrote in he says subfellow corkscrew penis havers what's the best story you've given to a character

in a game that you were playing I was playing a new game called Peak I was playing this other day with the eye blind it's good and after one of my many runs I got a safari hat

and I decided to take on my adventure as Kingston's dad sadly there were no animals on the island for me to drive to extinction Eventually I made it to the end And I took one last look at where I came from

Before going back to my little Before going back to my little body boy I would do that a lot when I was a kid Like just make up Bullshits It was kind of like playing with action figures I guess Especially in like What do you call?

Specifically multiplayer games When I didn't have Xbox Live Because you just had these big empty levels That you would just kind of like invent stories for Like oh that's this base from this corporation and like, you know, whatever. But I don't remember, it's been a long time since I've done that. And even with like role-playing games,

I don't really get that invested in them to the point where I'm like literally role-playing. So I don't know if I invent characters really in that way anymore. And if I do, I, and if I did ever, I don't remember any of them. Yeah, same. Same. I don't really, the closest thing would be kind of what you were saying with action figures and setting up a whole multiverses, every room was a different universe

stuff like that. Yeah. Just doing dumb shit like that. Fucking, uh, taking the toys, running the shower and they're fighting in the rain and shit. Yeah.

Like dumb bullshit like that. I wasn't able to come yet, so I wasn't doing anything crazy with them, unfortunately. You know, like, it was too young. Yeah.

Then like by the time you're ready, you kind of, the toys were starting a little be on the out. You know, like you weren't really playing with toys as much anymore. At least when I was, I don't remember how old it was I'm thinking like 11, 12

probably So last time I played with toys I was 16 But the last time I Yeah, you made it all the way to 16 Well that was the last time I played with them It was like they were probably out And I just like

You tried again and you were like Well it was a good time But it was like I just then Like it was like It was like the series finale I was showed out It got canceled for three years And then you're like

Well I might as well turn on the last episode To see what happens And it was a good time But I had so many less toys I was like I guess time I'm get rid of these And I donated them Now I wish so bad

I did it. Now I wish so badly I didn't because some stupid little dumb kid up in the New York got all my dragon ball toys that little fucking cuntly. Yeah, he probably pissed all over him too. Oh yeah,

the way the kids treat toys that are not theirs is amazing. Like you... Great to the few toys that are there is this crazy. That's also true. Yeah, I mean, I did this. I would throw shit at walls.

It's just like, if I needed Goku to kick somebody real hard, I'm going, I was going to the brick wall outside. And I would have it, I would, and booze like, I smashed boo open Like completely on the fucking wall of my Catholic school

And it was great Would you just buy? Because I would buy expendable toys You had the ones that you beat up more Yeah there was the ones that Sometimes I didn't even know where they were from Like it would be on the toy store And I'm like oh this guy looks like it

Like he's a good henchman And he'll beat the piss out of him And that's actually exactly what I bought strong guy for Yeah I bought strong guy to get his ass well But then I had him fight Wolverine one time. Wolverine that I loved.

He was just Logan and then he had the retractable claws. Like you can set him and you push a button and they come out. And I hit him off my fucking, I didn't meet. I didn't want him to win. But fucking I was on my bunk bed. Organic storytelling, man. Wolverine exploded on the floor. It's like, oh, God.

The carpet. He hit the carpet and he still just exploded. He hit the carpet and he was like, uh, it was a delay. I was so mad that I was like What happened to wear this? Because it seemed fine

And then just something was just like I give up and it just came apart It's It's fun I never I don't know if I had I had toys that I just cared about less Than other ones

You know what I mean Where it was like a gift And it wasn't something that I wanted Or it was like a duplicate or something Because like they didn't realize I had it already And I would always does it It's like you're gonna get fucked up

You're the fuck up one Yeah Had plenty of toys that I found. But honestly, like, I only really, I only really needed my, like, fully articulated Spider-Man toy to have fun, really. Because I would just make, even just, like, pretending to swing around and shit was like, that was all the entertainment that I needed. I didn't even need anybody else. So fucking cool. Do you still have any of your old toys?

Mm-hmm. I have, uh, I have some of them. I have, I have my favorite ones. What's your oldest one? What do you, can you remember? Oh, that's a fucking crazy. Honestly, it's probably a lame answer. It's probably like one of those cars, like the, uh, I have one of those cars, like the.

Oh yeah. Like Hot Wheels or not even Not even Hot Wheels but like Just just straight up Tiny versions of real ass cars Small car Yeah like you could open the door and everything Yeah yeah yeah

But like Hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell Host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM I recently sat down with IBM's chairman And CEO Arvin Krishna And I asked him How can companies use AI to its fullest potential To create smarter

business. My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today with a goal. of being 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did.

We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs.

And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed. Indeed, sponsored jobs. I don't know what the oldest toy I have is,

it's probably one of those, though. But I still have my Spider-Man toys from the movies, and I have some Dragon Ball figures. But, like, the main ones, like, the spy, I made sure to never throw away my spider-rack. Because, like, the way, even at the time, I was like, this is unreasonably well-made.

Yeah. Like, the Toby McGuire Spider-Man toys, up to Spider-Man 1 and 2, both of those, had amazing runs where, like, the detail is crazy good. And he's like, you could pose him in any fucking which way. And he stands. There's one that I had that I loved where it was like, it was just the Spider-Man toy,

whereas the Toy Morgan's Spider-Man toy, but he had magnets in his hands and feet. Oh, interesting. So you could like stick him on metal pipes and he would like stay there or like the fridge. You'd like, yeah, it's cool. I wish I got some of those toys, man. I never had, I never got the Toad McGuire toys because I was like, this is cool. But like, I did the colors were dimmer. And because of me being a dumb little bit way.

I was like, I like the brighter color one. I think that one looks cool. Except for the black suit. had one really cool black suit Spider-Man, and I remember that one, I think I dropped it out my window. Like something like that happened, I was playing on like the left. Because my window had like ledges. They had like a ledge that could play on.

So put plants on probably. But I decided to play out of it because I'm a dumb child. And I had him fighting like, I don't know, fucking maybe Optimus Prime or some shit. And I was like, well, Spider-Man had to webbed himself safe or already just died. He just flat out. What I miss her? like the the toys that weren't

action figures but they were like they were meant for you to like pretend that you were part like a power the Power Ranger toys Oh yeah

That would go on your fucking wrist Or whatever Orphers belt Yeah I sent you a video Something like that recently

That shit was dope Did you? What was it? It was the Progerian with the common Oh yeah That was so gross What are you saying

It was a pro I can show you if you want You may not want to see it I probably just So you saw it The Progerian Oh my God We didn't talk

about it. Oh, man. You saw... Oh, my God. You saw one in real life? No. I wouldn't meet him with someone in real life. No, we were at, we were at a bar with a bunch of our friends and I don't know why. I don't know why we were talking about progerians. But like, someone brought up, have you ever seen a black progerian? And we were like, no, come to think of it. I haven't. We don't think it. It's not, I think that's not a trait we have, actually.

Well, I think it can happen. Well, that's what you thought until we Googled it. It's an anomaly. And there was, there was one of it. image that looks so fucking crazy. And you turn to me and said it looks like a racist toy. And it fucking killed it. Can you pull that image up?

Do you remember that image? Yes. It must pop up. It is, Derek, you're not, you are not prepared for what this is. I almost feel like I know what it is. I don't, I would be surprised. Okay. Because it took, look, man, I have never seen that image in my life.

And I feel like I've seen most things to do with it. This is crazy. This is crazy looking Oh my God Have you seen Tales from the Crip Dude No you're you're right dude That's described perfectly

It is That looks like a wooden old Like racist fucking toy Have you seen Tales from the Crypt I haven't I was too young The nigglets I don't remember what it looks

That's not real nigglets Yeah I don't From tales from the crib That ain't like I don't remember what that like But no, that description was so perfect that it killed me because I was like, that is exactly what that looks like. Like, it's spot on. Spot on.

It's, I was expecting something different. And I'm like, oh, that's just the fucking racist toy. Bro, brother. Is that from Tales of the Crypt? That does look familiar, but like I kind of, I just. The Nigglets. That's not what they're called. They're called the nigglets, literally.

From Tales from the Crypt? Yeah. I fear it's probably from Tales from the Crypt. the hood. Yeah, like what? Probably tells them the hood. That makes me a What does it say in the description?

Did you call them that or that's what they're called? No, I'm pretty sure they're called the nigglets. Pretty sure. It became pretty sure now. What was it saying? The description. I looked up nigglets exactly and it came up. Okay.

Fair enough, I guess. I can't argue with that. That's a compelling proof. It was clearly like little, the same little black toys that like somebody had. And it was like, I'm just acquiring history. And it's like, no, you like owning. little black characters of the worst versions of black people at their worst. And it's like, I never.

Yeah. Okay, so here we go. Round-eyed Asian, now able to say the N-word with Pride Month being over, wrote in. He says, Nehaw, blind, contrarian, and dude on his phone. Damn, got him. It was definitely from the hood. Yeah. Yeah, he's been getting.

Got him immediately. But I'm, which one am I? All of them, I guess? What? Oh, I guess you are all of those, like, holistically speaking. Yeah, crazy. No, you're the dude on his phone as it pertails. I guess.

I was just, I mean, it was just funny timing. You are also on your phone more than any of us. But that notwithstanding. Somebody in the audience was like, he had the nerve to suggest. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research. Jake Embatta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2020. will build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for.

Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs.

And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. That he isn't the one that does that the mom. So many comments.

So I got the nerve. There's video evidence of it is the issue. Like you can't. I guess. Yeah, you are. You're caught red-handed on camera. You're a phoner. A phoner?

Is that a slur? It is now. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, dude. I wanted to make it sound more derogative, because it's not as, I wanted to sound more hurtful. Yeah, it's hard.

It's hard to make the word phone sound powerful. Yeah. It's not easy to make up slurs, actually. It's really not that. You got to call that company that makes slurs. Yeah, to slur. You phone See, like

How could I put phone in there and make it? I want to make it sound more like the F slur But with phone Impossible But I can do If I take the N out It would technically work But it's also

You have to consult an expert at slurs Are Us Just say both words together Go to Slurs R Us Slurs is dope Their slogans Is that a website At your Slurs Depot

Slurs R Us I'd like that Slurs are us At your slurvis At your slurvis I'm I'm on board. I'm on board as well. Yeah.

Like that fucking giraffe. Fucking giraffe. Jeffrey to draft? Yeah, Jeffrey, the slurred. Dude, I want some toys for us gum, dude. They had that gum and had the zebra on it. It was like a bunch of different colors and like stripes and shit. Is that real?

Yeah. I don't remember that. Gum, the flavor lasted for not joking. 20 seconds maximum. Maximum. You know what I genuinely? It was the worst gum, but it was also so good. You know what I genuinely missed?

There's a, there's so many weird candies that just sort of like popped up and you just assumed that they would be around for a while and then they never showed up again. But Jolly Ranchers had this thing where it was like you know how like Eminem minis they just come in like a thing and like they're really small and you can get like a bunch of yeah yeah I love Eminem minis

but it was like that but with Jolly Ranchers and they were like small little Jolly Rancher balls and it was so so fucking good because you could just get a lot of different ones and it was just like a wild texture and like flavor thing. What was the texture?

Like if the ball, they weren't like, it wasn't a hard candy? No, it was, it was still like, it was, they were small. It was almost like BBs. Okay. But like they were like really small and you could just get like, you could get like a bunch of like watermelon, a bunch of green apple. And you could just, there was something about it. It was like, wow, this is fucking pretty good. Our friends went to Japan.

Got them from Kmart. Kmart. Hey, Marty. Yeah. Really from Kmart? I got them from Kmart. That's crazy. But our friends went to Japan, Ziggy and Jordan.

They went to Japan and they came back and they came back with like various flavors of Pocky, but like giant pocky. Oh yeah, yeah. From Japan. And they had like an orange poppy. Not pop to. No, it's not poppy. It's, um, pocky. There you go.

Orange pocky. And it was so fucking good. Orange. What was the orange? It was like orange. It was like, it tastes like orange. Like,

like just a regular orange. Yeah, I guess. Like orange candy, I guess. Okay. So you've had like strawberry pocky before, right? Yeah. It was like that,

but like strawberry. Yeah. You ever had like cookies and cream one? Like any of the pocky ever? I'm sure I have at one point, but I never got about my way to go. It's so fucking good. it man. Now I want to go to Japan even more.

Yeah. Yeah, we're going to go eventually. This is the this is the gum. Oh. Yeah, they would sell this at Toys R Us. I don't remember that. And like you're getting seconds of flavor. I know. Yeah, that was a lot of those like, a lot of those like candy gums, like bubble

tape. Bubble tape was so delicious, but then it ran out in like three seconds. And you still got to chew all of it too. You're like, I used to chew the whole fucking thing. I might still have some of these in my intestines, man, because I used to swallow this gum a lot as a kid. I don't think I ever swallowed gum really. Yeah, I, I'm sure I'm sure I remember

swallowing this gum. The flavor was so good. The flavor was just like, I'm going to swallow it so I don't have to get rid of the flavor. I'll be swallow it. Isn't that a myth? I'm pretty sure. Isn't that a myth? I imagine it would have to be a myth that you would just shit it out. Like, why would it stay in your intestines? Yeah, I'm sure it stays longer than other things, but the idea that it would be stuck for seven years or whatever with them is like so insane. Like it's there for maybe like a longer than you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like your body's like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, what is this?

This is this fucking cement? What is this? Fucking putty. I probably just treats it like fiber. It probably makes you shit more. Actually, we think about it. Because it's like, I don't need this. What is this? Actually, my, um, my little life hack was that I, I, I would lace, I would line my colon with gum. Oh. So that I, so that I, uh, so that it wouldn't hurt coming out. So, yeah, so, you're really blocking a lot of, the water absorption and all the stuff that, too, Water absorbs, eh?

Yeah. Hey, yeah. Duck Dynasty. Duck Dynasty Warriors, Ronnie says, Hey, guys. No question,

but I do have a short story for you. When I was in high school, I was very competitive about PE, physical fitness tests, and was determined to get the most pull-ups.

I did manage to get the most, either 24 or 26, but here's the catch. Ever heard of a corgasm? No. A corasm? A corgasm. I've never heard of this in my life.

It's definitely real because I absolutely busted in my gym shorts straining to get those last few reps in front of the whole class. No one could have possibly known as I am a quiet comer. I was 100% soft and I went directly to the locker room to change before it could soak through my shorts. Still a wild thing to bust in front of like 30 other people though. I am not, look, I'm not familiar with this concept. I know I know that it's a thing. it's possible to bust without being hard. I know that, but like I don't...

It's like wet dreams and stuff, premature ejaculation. Yeah, but orgasm. I'm going to look that up real quick because never heard of straining yourself and then calming your pants. Corgasm also known as excited-induced orgasm, E-I-O, E-I-O,

is a phenomenon where a person experiences an orgasm or sexual pleasant during or after physical exercise, particularly involving core muscles. It's a real experience, not a myth. They're really trying to fucking sell this. That's some dudes posting it. And occur both in men and women, though it may be more commonly reported by women.

While the exact mechanisms are not fully understood, core guys, and so they're saying it's real. I've never heard of this before this, before the podcast. I wonder if it's, I guess. I mean, some people are wired weird and just guess it just does that. I can believe that the body's weird enough. to do shit like that. But that's a wild. You think 24 is impressive, though.

Getting 24 or 26 pullups is impressive. That's chump change, man. Yeah. I can't do that right now. I definitely. 25 pull-ups? That's a, that's pretty hard. Pulfs are very difficult.

Is it? Yeah. It's pretty hard, unless you're very, unless you're very, you weigh nothing and you're really strong. Yeah, if you're very light and then if you can lift your own weight, then you should be, you should be able to do it. I think a lot of bodybuilders can't do pull-ups like that. They're just too big.

They might just, yeah, they might just be too. I think I'm just, I happen to be light enough to, that's not really. Like, I'm sure you could probably get, like, you could probably knock out an easy 10, easy. Right now. Well, when I was doing it for the, for the fight, it was that was not really, like, because we had to do like, we had to do like, we had to do like, we had to do a hundred pullups. Yeah. That's a lot. And we would have to do a hundred and then we have to be 50.

I'm not joking. I swear to God. Are you doing regular pull-ups? Are you doing those fucking, what is that? What is that shit called that everybody does not work out? they have all these new places. It's like CrossFit. No, I don't know what that is.

The CrossFit pull-ups, where you use your fucking kinetic energy to do a pull-up? No, we would do like, we, because I remember specifically there was a time we did 500 sit-ups and it was fucking ridiculous. But like...

That's painful, but possible. Right, right, but we, it would be like interspersed. So it would be like, at the end of the class, it would be like, okay, here's, you have to do this many... It was usually 50, 50, 50, 50, How many reps?

How many reps for a set? You do two, you do two 50s basically. But then you go from like, you go from pull-ups to sit-ups to, you know, I don't know, some other fucking thing. And then you'd restart the gamut once. That's a lot of pull-y. As far as I'm remembering. That's a lot. So I don't.

You'd fail, most likely. So that's the thing I'm like, do you go. But the goal was to hit 50. You don't have to do 50. So it's timed? Is that it? Not really. I mean, it's not timed.

Then what is the... So basically... Within a reasonable amount of time. Until you hit 50. Yeah. So you need hit 50, but there's no time limit and then you move on to the next thing? I think so, yeah.

From what I remember. Because most Marine... You were on like, it was like a loose time limit where it's just like, I mean, within a reason, we got to, you know... Because most marine niggers are not hitting out 20 pull-ups easily. They can probably do 20, but they're not doing 20. It's extremely difficult.

Pull-ups are like hard. Because that's all this only. And it's hard to do. It's just your arms pulling up the entire way of your body. I don't know if I could do that now, maybe. But like, I'm sure you can knock out 10. Most people can't do 10.

I'm sure Chris can knock out 10. He can probably do 10. He's light. He's probably got some good up of course. I can probably maybe do two. And two's a reach right now. At my best, I don't think you do one.

At my best, at my best, I could do like maybe, because I was always this heavy. So maybe like maybe. eight and my arms were shot afterwards. Yeah, I think I'm just like... When I was like 150 pounds less than I am now, when I was

like athletic too, I could do like maybe eight. I can't imagine busting in front of my entire class like that. Yeah. I guess he didn't... Had a small bust. He was lucky. Yeah, lucky. You weren't like, boom, and then dripping shit. The guy would have been soaked. I'm a lot.

You was like... Oh my God. You hit your fucking gym teacher and stuff? You bust your pants fall for some reason to I think I would fight the kid. If I was the kid, too, if I was the gym, gym teacher and I got busted on, I would fight the kid. I don't care. I'm losing my job. Are you, so here's the issue. Like, I'm right here. So wait, here's the issue. What's up?

If, if you're a gym teacher and you get come down by accident by a student. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business. My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already

five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% percent, more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things.

To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer.

Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75-sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves. At Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and Conditions apply.

Need to hire? This is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You're a pedophile. I don't think that's how that works. Who's going to... Are you going to explain... Yes. Listen, you have to explain that in depth.

I understand that I have teenage come on me, but listen, it's not what it looks like. Listen, Chris, I think... There's people going to run at you with fucking pitchforks and shit. Look, look, first of all he's going to front of a class. That's the difference. In front of a class.

Well, that's what I'm saying. No witnesses. So he's doing push pull-ups by himself with only him and the teacher. No, it's just everybody's just bored and not paying attention because who cares? One person paid enough attention. No one saw it. Because he got his friends that are like trying to like compete with them. Someone's paying attention.

If you just get busted on like that, then you, that's a nightmare scenario. Dude, what if so, so just miraculously, no one was paying attention and that kids like, oh, this is going to be fun. Oh, he jacked me off. He jacked me off. And the fucking teacher's like, no, he was just doing fucking pull-ups. I swear to God. He's like, oh, I was just doing pull-ups and I came. You know, like, he was just a mischievous piece of shit.

You got to truly evil. You got to kill that kid. You got to kill that kid. You might as well. You might as well kill him. You got to that kid in a dungeon. Put him in a destiny dungeon as a regular kid. The kitchen in a dungeon.

A regular child in a destiny dungeon is fucking crows. I don't know how That's great That's like imagining like It's like Annie fighting the reapers or something That's so crazy Like what do you do against a night Like what can a regular person do against the night

Other than hopefully run away Yeah I think about something like that a lot Yeah As well as like I play that Noseferatu Super Nintendo game Where you're just a regular guy Beating people up beating supernatural shit

It's so stupid punching werewolves with your fists What a great idea Like, what do you do? Like, you drop, you drop a regular person in, like, against an elite. Like, that motherfucker's running through your city. It's so funny. He's running through your city.

I would like to see there should be, uh, someone needs to animate stuff like that. Like, I'm sure if he had to leave with a car, it's probably not going to be hurt that bad. Next door neighbor versus fucking master chief. Like, Like, this guy, this dude is trying every. Using like the spark of inspiration that ignites in his brain is magical to see, but it's doing nothing to help him live. He's like,

yeah, he's literally going to do it. He's like saw. Like he's really thinking of shit that's intricate, but it's doing nothing. He's like Kevin McAllister times six. And it means nothing to this guy in Mule near Arbor. Actually,

you got some. Kevin McAllister versus fucking. Master Chief. Kevin McCausvers Jigsaw. I think that's an action. That's a great idea. Wait a minute. How does that work, though? Because like, both of the premises, they both just stay put, essentially. Kevin, Kevin's active. Kevin is a little active. You're right. You're right. He's participating. She's killing you.

Yeah. Mr. Saw or whatever his name is, he doesn't like, he's just in the, he's just in the background with a mic or something. They got to make it through a play. It's like a, okay, you got to make it through something. So it's like the, is it the thing? He's on his tricy. He's on his tricycle. He's on his tricycle. He's on his trikee, yeah, yeah. And the only thing, yeah, and then it's like, you got to go upstairs. He's got, oh, fuck. It accommodates, it accommodates him. He can accommodate.

He can do it. Yeah. Jigsaw versus Kevin McAllister. I think Kevin McAllisor would kill Jigsaw. I mean, I think Jigsaw would win because he kills. But I think Kevin McAllasor kills two, but he doesn't let people die. No, no, no, no, no, no. He would have, their magic.

No, I think he's mad. I think it's him. He's not. How is, oh, so he's mad. I think when you step into his domain. So he's like, God. When you step into his domain, you can live from shit like that. But normally you wouldn't.

I guess that technically makes more sense, but I feel better. I like the idea that Marv and, uh, and whatever the fuck the other. What's his name? What's his name? Harry and Marr? I like the idea of that they're indestructible. Like they have a killable buffs on it. I love the idea that Marv and Harry are like going through all the shit they go through.

And then as soon as they're done, they're like walking home, someone mugs them and shoots them dead at the street. Like they die from like they've been hitting their face with bricks. They've been blown up. They've been uneducated. They've been stabbed. And they're like, man, this is a rough night while they're walking home. Some guys are giving me your money.

They've never been shot. That fucking pigeon chick. She just fucking just pulls out the gun. The pigeon. Give me your money right now. I really thought that those kids. When I saw that I'm living for the first time, I remember thinking sincerely that those pigeons were eating them.

Because like what are they doing if not? and then flowing around I'm and then he's linked off with them Hey what are you fucking eyes my eyes and my throat what's in my mouth I can't see

I can't see What do my throat That's a great goes down It's beautiful It's a beautiful display It's a thumbs out It blows That's so crazy

It's a pink dump It's the inside it's It's a beautiful shade of pink And it flies off Guy walks out of a fucking Out of a shadow under a tree People Arnold I fucking knew it

I knew it I was thinking of the same thing You're freaking what you're calling Crillin and Kingpin Did we answer the question? Pigeon Man kills Oh it was just a story about the corgazons Pigeon Man Colin kills

That'd be a sick fucking movie Pigeon Man kills is a fucking great day for a movie that I would absolutely see Somebody said you want to see Pigeon Man kills I mean like I don't know what

that is, but absolutely. Of course. I'll see it at least once. I will see it. I might see it a lot depending on how good it is. I'll see it at least once. I'll give it at least one go. For sure. Krillen and Kingpin in a debate wrote and he says, hey, fuckfaces and Chris, what do you consider to be, what do you consider to be virgin breaking? For example, my friend says that getting a hand job counts as losing virginity status. I say that bare minimum is blowjob thoughts. Those are both not count. I don't know either. So I think, I think it's just, it depends. Do you want to be literal? You want to be literal do you want to be social? Exactly.

Yeah. You've been sexually active you've done those things. Yeah, you haven't had sex. It looks like, yeah. If you're talking about like, yeah, go ahead.

No, I was you're saying. Like, I think Virgin is sex. So like it's full penetration. Penetration. Fagged, penis, penis, ass, vagina,

I guess. Yeah, that sort of discredits, what's call it? Female sex. Yeah, I guess. No, I think when the genitals are in contact, I think that's,

that's why it happens. Who girls, rub their vaginas and each other like that? I mean, it's, I mean, it's not really happen like that. I would say since, since they're in a special, they're the exception. Yeah, the different rules. For them, what they consider sex is different from like penetration because they just don't have a dick.

Because I'm going to be honest. I think, I think eating vagina is more personal than sucking dick too. I think that's definitely a step up from there as well, personally for me. But I'm a straight man. It's like I said, it's technically the same thing. I think you're right. But socially, you're right socially. but technically it's the same thing, right?

Yeah. Like it's fucking oral sex, but socially and also convenience, dude. Like, it's so much easier to just conveniently, I can just pull my dick out than like a girl sitting on the couch and put your pussy out. You can't just lean over and eat it like the way that like a girl can just suck your dick easily.

So like that poor con. So there is that one big thing to work, especially I have a herniated disc. So like just eating pussy isn't easy for me. I don't eat pussy at all either. I've never done it also. I just refuse to. I mean, that's...

It's really gay doing it. Look, look, it doesn't matter to me unless your partner's like, you know, it's, look, it's an interesting thing. Culturally, it's a cultural thing. It's an interesting thing to where I'm like, look, if... He's talking about it. Why? I think it's just simple. If you're, if your partners, like, I hate oral sex, like, I hate sucking dick, right?

I am, I'm going to be like, that's fine. Like I don't need my dick to be sucked. I like it. I, but I don't need it. I think if a girl says I hate it, I'm not going to be dating them. I think hating it is a,

maybe you might not want to do it and that's fine. That's cool. To me it doesn't. Because I know, I know, I know girls and guys that expect oral sex and don't deliver it back. Me being one of them. To me,

to me, it's a simple as, I expect it. I don't, I'm not, I'm not going to make you do anything you don't want to do and vice versa. It's as simple as that. Oh, yeah.

So I won't, It's a simple as I won't be with you then. Well, that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Find people you're compatible with. And if you find someone that's like, I personally just don't care. Like to me, it's like penetration. That's the one thing.

If it was like, oh, I don't want to fuck. I'm then I'm like, what? This is crazy. Because that's the ultimate. If I, if you don't, if you don't offer every single bell and whistle, you're not worth it. But you cannot expect me to offer that because I just don't want to. You're speaking. like a man that will be single by 35.

Yeah, well, single by 35, living till 38. That's sad. What are you going to do? So optimistic. Giving it, knowing that three years after my wife departs with me, I'm not going to be you no more. I'm not going to be here no more.

I'm not going to be in a word. My, that means at 38, I'm already gone. I don't make it there. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. Good plan. By 35. Dead by 38.

Anyway, yeah, I don't know. I think penetration's the key. I think that's what it is. That's the ultimate. But also the concept is, who cares? The question is, why do you, like, value being a virgin in the first place. Right, yeah.

It means very little. If I count every blowjob. As a non-religious person, I couldn't give a fuck. Yeah, because I was sexually active at 14, but I wasn't like... Yeah, if I count every blowjob I've gotten, then I have, I was not a virgin well before. Not well, but a bit before I wasn't. I think I got regular pushsy before I got a blow job. I...

No, no, for sure. Definitely, definitely. I definitely don't think that's true for me. I think it's a reverse. I definitely got my... I think that's... That's more common. I think I did too, actually.

I think I had sex for a member's will job. Yeah, to me, I don't have a memory right now thinking of something like that. I do remember this one chick, like, wanted to when my mom was like on to, she was on to me. Like I brought this girl over and mom was like, leave the door open. I'm like, what? I had sex one time my house in New York ever. Only one time. That's because my grandma wasn't home.

I literally just could not have sex. It was impossible because I had a grandma. I didn't have like a mom or dad that went to work. So she was home very often, right? I just would not be able to. I'd text once there because she wasn't at home. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerates, just go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience,

the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction.

Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves. At Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now.

Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed. Dede sponsored jobs. I must have. I think. No, okay.

One time, oh, while my mom was living there because then me and my stepsisters took over the house and they moved Arizona and then after that I was How old were you? Were you like, were you in high school still or no? When they moved? Your mom moved, yeah. No, no.

So I was probably like 19. So they moved, they bought a house in Arizona and then that then fucking Web's fucking MySpace and whatever. Dude, at that age, at that age two you have a house like that's, I'm acting a fucking fool. What do you mean? That was nice. That was nice. I had my dumb step-sisters that were just doing their own thing.

Didn't matter. They didn't care about. Except for one time, this stupid crazy chick got too high. And then her sister was there and she called the ambulance. Like, no, you're just high. Like, you're nothing wrong with you. She was just freaking out. And then she was like, call the ambulance. And her sister, of course, fucking called the ambulance. Wasted money. Her parents, you know, clearly wasted thousands of dollars to take her to do nothing. Because it's just, you just need to chill out.

And then all of a sudden. And then, you know, my steps just called my mom. Like, what the fuck happened and stuff? And I'm like, you know, obviously I wasn't supposed to be bringing people over and drinking because I wasn't 21 yet. You were drinking. But like, she just got too high. My dumb-ass friend that just smoked her out. And that was the only thing that sucked.

But, oh, way, there was a couple things. Some chick got too drunk and she pissed all over my drum carpet, like in the garage. Like, there was a, I had like a carpet. Oh, so mad. She came over under. You know, I ran into her at Taco Bell. I ran her and Taco Bell down the street from my house And then we were just like oh we're just chit-chat and we went to school together

I'm like hey fucking you know I live down the street like we can check She just started inviting herself Like so she came over That shit is the worst got drunk While me and my boys were practicing Then pissed on my fucking rug And then another time It was probably four in the morning

She this oh this is when I got This is what I got Uh raped This is This is Four of the morning banging on my fucking door I'm half asleep

I need to be up for work Like at seven or whatever the fuck And I'm like What the fuck are you doing here And then that, you know Then she was just smashed And not trying to take no for an answer And she

She did her thing I pretty much passed down the middle I was so fucking tired So and then you know Me being a man I don't take it as seriously as I should. To where, you know, you talk about it and you're like, oh, I, uh, Derek, I got assaulted.

Derek, I'm laughing right now because I don't know what else to do. Look, man. I am, since I don't feel traumatized, I don't feel bad of people laughing at it. Even though I know it's bad, it's like a thing. If I were 16 years old and I smashed a teacher, I would know being the age I am now, like, oh, that's fucked up. But I know that I wouldn't feel bad about it either. Because I just did personally.

I'm not talking for everybody. I'm just for a personal experience. I should have done it, man. I regret not doing that all the time. It's another story. Well, see what you mean? Like, even you, even you saying the regret would mean that you probably, it wouldn't have translated to trauma like it would with some other people.

Yeah, I don't know. Because you're all, you're not like, who. Thank God didn't do that. You know what I mean? Just fine as fuck. I could have just. Also, that's like illegal. It's just one of those things.

But yeah, it's kind of crazy. The way you said that was like when we were talking about the fell out of the I did do the same I did I don't do that I don't do that

what you know he felt his death because it's like it's just one of those awkward of like yeah no yeah how do I even

describe you're being quirky but someone's life is that risk well what do you know he fell fucking 19 stories down and

I don't want to make light of what happened to me either but it's just it's just I don't know it's unfortunate oh my god

oh my god all right here's an interesting one what we got um calm Tony rode in calm Tony yeah

it's just kill Tony but like it's just stand a comedian trying to make a guy feel better you think someone's gonna like kill Tony if Tony gets killed I mean that would be ultimate that would be the ultimate punchline to the joke yeah I think that would be

I don't endorse that but that would be that would be objectively fun it's not even he's not even like he's he has been really quiet lately. I haven't seen him I'm sure he probably hates what he voted for. Probably. Well, that probably, but also, like, I saw him go

on, um, Bill Maher or whatever. Oh. And it was even, even Bill Mar was like, yeah, what do you, you suck? Yeah. Yeah, and so like I think, um, dude, when Bill Maher's dunking on you, yeah, if Bill Maher's dung on you and he has a point, that's bad. That's not good.

God, Bill Maher's such a pussy. He sucks. I just want to, I just want to take your shoes from him. Give me, though. Disrespective. Slap him with his shoes Slap him with his shoes He just wore Gitos Wap

That shit I'm throwing out Me, Bill Maher I'm so stupid What bothers me so much Is he The thing I bothers me so much That he talks with

Such confidently Wrong about things sometimes That's what really triggers It's like dude You're so wrong That's all of us That's all people But the problem

It's you in particular when you were talking about, what is it, that fucking rapper? Tenkashi? I thought Tenkashi sounded so much stupider than Takashi. I thought Takashi sounded so much stupider than Tenkashi. Really? I thought it sounded stupider because I'm wrong. I just thought it was weird that I knew something about rap more accurately than you did. That was confusing to me.

I listen to that artist. Well, not listened to that artist. Not listen to him. I like one of his songs. I like Gummy or Gummo. It's a funny song. I like the, I can't remember. it's called but it's the one where it's like uh you know these niggins said hurt me

i heard you get the fucking foul on my fucking face before i'm heard you it's like with shot shot shot shot sh shot nigga everybody get pop pop pop pop niggas it's just like it's so high energy it sounds like like it's panicky it's so like he's just having a panic attack he's having a panic attack because he was in a really serious situation so he went home after almost being killed and sat down and wrote this song out of so much stress it's so it's so hype but I was like I hate this dude but I was like this shit fucking is like this one is he shot his career in half man yeah what did you do he just ruined disgrace said we did a lot of dumb stuff he parted with a 13 year old he snitched on the trayway yeah yeah there's on the trayway and he's like

when they get out he's gonna die like he's like when he gets released he's very lucky he has not died yet well they're in i know you i know but he was also they're they're not all you know what i mean you also hid there's the three street there there's plenty of he he hid he definitely but He's also, he went and witnessed protection, but it would go outside all the time. So you would see him on the balcony and shit. People would take pictures of him. So like, oh, so we know where you are. Fucking genius.

He's such a, he's so stupid. I don't know. So, oh, they beat the piss out of him in a, in a, a gym. Did you see that? A gym bathroom? Play four. People, they noticed who it was and they beat the shit of him and filmed it. They filmed it.

They filmed it. Yeah. It's crazy. Those are being yours and a bit. Hey, right. Hey, right, it's Shea Carl, and I'm going to... I'm going to beat the Flaming... Tenkashi.

I'm going to beat the five to death. Watch this. Do you remember Shai Carl? Do you remember those guys? I remember the name, but like I don't... It's like a family vlogger. And it was like one of those people who would exploit their kids for content.

Okay. I just remember like the Ace family or something. Yeah, there are. I remember them. Oh, Daddy O'Five. Is that what you're talking? Oh, that's a different one, but Daddy O'Five was...

That was the biggest, most high profile one that I remember. That was... Fun. Lily watched the Ace family for not watch. She watches drama about the Ace family. She watches drama fucking stuff. I just know they just suck. That family is really unfortunate because the wife.

I don't know anything about them. The wife was getting cheated while she was pregnant, which is the crazy. That is the, look, dude, look, that's funny. People, people make mistakes and you have dumb temptations that make you do stupid things, right? But to cheat on the woman that is carrying your child, that is really fucked up. That is a next level. It's actually way more common. Oh, it's very common.

It's crazy. Kevin Hart did that shit Kevin Hart did that shit twice he's a back to back Kevin Hart's a piece of shit He just had to make sure He's a piece of shit he's actually straight up Just a shitty partner entirely Like he's a huge piece of shit

I don't know anything about that That's crazy It's really fucking sad Like I liked him a lot Until I found out he did that more than once And I was like come on You get a lot of money Probably had a sex addiction before

It's a bad combination He got his kids He had his kids Cheated on his wife With his current wife Which is insane you got to marry the guy you cheat on somebody with it is wild to me because you're like you know that

they're capable of doing that already and then that woman got pregnant while she was pregnant with the kid having complications with the pregnancy he cheated on her crazy powerful misogyny's wild bro you got you got problems man they can't keep it in his pants he's funny though

he's funny he's hilarious that's all the matters he was really good in a that video game movie was Jumangi No Jumangin He wasn't Jew, Manji. Of course.

Of course, they have the jungles now, too. What is what's next? Damn, I know. They did take over the jungle. I don't take over next, fucking. What was a borderlands? What I was going to say? A boardlands?

I'm a borderlands movie? Wasn't he terrible? I haven't seen it. I was waiting for us to do their thing. Yeah, I was like looking into it, and I don't. Yeah, whatever. I don't think it's... We got to find a better movie because, like, I was looking at it was like, it's not even bad enough to...

To make fun of? Yeah, because I think I started it a little bit just to see what the material would be like. You never watched that movie that we watched. Oh, this one? This one? Yeah. Dog, I've never had more fun making one of a movie. I still don't know what the fuck that movie is.

Dude, we made Ben so mad. He was not happy. Ben was so upset. Let's just watch this one. Hurry up. We're watching it making fun of it, the whole. He was trying to watch every moment of the movie. You can't watch a movie with your friends, really.

especially a shitty one. Yeah, you can't watch a movie with your friends for the first time, I think, unless you're in a theater where there's some sort of like social shame element to make sure you're not being a fucking rowdy piece of shit. Oh, dude, there's certain things that I will not watch. I remember like they were doing the last of us watch parties at our friend's house. And every time I went, I watched the episode ahead of time. Because I was like, I'm not going to watch it for the first time with this fucking group of people.

Of course. It was ridiculous. And it was always the right, it was always the right to say. It was never not the obviously correct thing to do. There's always going to get hype and say something. Like, it just, some people can't help themselves either. Like,

uh, I do, Jojo is, she doesn't know how to not do commentary. You know, like say if, if somebody is near her, near her vicinity,

like is when she's by herself watching stuff, she doesn't say a fucking word. She probably, she would be with her saying. As soon as there's somebody in the vicinity, zz, and she, like,

uh, she, she, she, she, she, she, she,

she, she, she, she, she, she, made pancakes on Saturday and just like real quick she just threw on the oh here's an episode of SpongeBob like fuck it why not the pizza delivery one and then like just commentary on it I was just like it was like I'm watching a commentary track and I'm listening to it I'm just like even for this old book I was thinking like put on something in the background but she just like gets really excited and like has like a commentary thing where it's I think she should do that for like put on fucking line yeah why

yeah yeah you already do it have you already do it you already doing it. Yeah. It's something we might actually, I mean, I actually might consider hitting her up about it, but let me just do some commentary. Actually, we did that one time. Fuck, I forgot about that. What the fuck was it for?

We watched something in 2022 and then did a, uh, god damn. I got her, I don't think I have that footage anymore, whatever. For Lily, she plays games like how you're supposed to really experience them, where when something co-op and she like yells like, yeah, like she like really has fun playing games. Yeah. Whenever we go to our friends, we play Mario Kart, she's so obnoxiously loud while playing Mario Kart. And I'm like, girl, shut the fuck up.

We're playing magic. She's like, aye, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, just doing so like that. She's summoning the rain and shit. The thing to me that bothers me is that like, sometimes I'll be playing a game or like there will be a cutscene playing or like I'll be watching a movie. Yeah.

And then I've been, I've been with people where it's just like, they can't help it like talk over a moment that I know is important. At the worst moment. Yeah. And I'm just like, like I just have to go like it. I always do the one is like you do though. Sometimes I'll sometimes I can't.

I have to tell them. Hold on. I straight up just say hold on. For some like I can't. I'm like I'm not going to miss this. So I'll just, I'll literally just tell them hold on. It blows my mind too when I'm showing somebody something for the first time.

And then they talk over like the point. Like it's like, They're like, oh, this is the part of this that's like that I want you to see. Yeah. And then it, and then that part begins. And then they just turn, wow, I didn't know you. I didn't know he was that young when he did this. So you're just, you're just not interested in watching this, are you?

Okay. I'll just go, I'll just go do something else. The thing is that people that don't play video games don't have the understanding. It's like, because like, for instance, I'm playing, I'm playing a game right. I'm playing rival something like that. I'm playing comp and I'm like, I'm locked in. And you can, you can, for me, I can tell by how. how many inputs someone's putting in, how hard they're playing something.

And then she comes and he's like, hey, bud. And I'm like, Bub's what's going? Friend, can you give me a second? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing.

Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things.

things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Kondo? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly

on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75-sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. It's like really a moment, a moment. And she shows me the stupidest TikTok I've ever seen. And it's funny because of how dumb it is. And I'm going to get mad and I'm like, she doesn't get it. She just doesn't know where she is right now. And it's fine. So I let the whole team. There's been, times that she's like, hey, I'm going to go do something. Hey, bud, can you help me live something?

It's really hard. And she starts halfway doing it and puts up in a bad spot. And I'm like, honey, I'm in a fine, what do you need help with? And I have to just abandon whatever I'm doing in the middle of it because she'll die. I'm like, well, dude, that's, that's like a, I'm sorry, that's like a cat. I'm sorry. Like, you know, you see a cat doing some dumb shit and it's like, you know, then it gets all frightened. It's like, did you have to, did you, did you, you know you need help. I love her. Her thing.

She is genetically inconvenient. Genetically. I think it is genetic. I think it is genetic where at the worst moment to inconvenient you. Genetically inconvenient. That is actually. Like if a good girlfriend. If you can,

if she can inconvenience somebody, she will not on purpose. She'll just something will go wrong. She'll find a way. Oh, I'm sorry, I need this. And I'm like, honey, I was free for an hour. Why now? And it's like, I didn't know.

As soon as you're busy. I didn't know. And I'm like, I know you don't. But like, stop. Yeah. Just like quit. All of it. Just take a hit.

Damn. No, this doesn't got nothing. Hell yeah. Yeah, I don't have that good stuff in there. That should used to be potent, bro. I never understood like what the, and I still kind of don't, to be honest with you. Like, like, the people who would like sniff markers. What the fuck did that do?

Because anytime I ever would ever accidentally even get a whiff of it It just be like oh it doesn't smell very good Yeah I think you just had to like really stick it there stick with it and you'll get a little loopy Oh I'll try yeah You glue back in the day Glue huffers there was a yeah there was a lot of stuff that It would just huff and get a little semi high Yeah I would do what I would do is that I think the same as like having a cigar

It's like kind of like that you know Oh yeah Dude the cigars at Jordan's wedding oh my god they were so fucking strong dude made my head spin Yeah I had the whole thing though I remember if I had any of them I had one of those little baby ones And had like flavor in it It was delicious

He had the flavor one Oh a cigarillo It wasn't quite a cigaro But not like It was adjacent Yeah He had he had cigars for everybody But he had the ones

For the groomsmen Where like the fucking Really strong ones And I was like this And they're like yeah That's like a $200 cigar And I was like why did you give me A $200

I was like I don't need A cigar A cigar is something I don't smoke A $30 cigar is perfectly fine I don't smoke What do you mean Why would you give this to me I don't even smoke weed.

And I'll be honest, I feel like those cigars, like, there's just one giant bin of tobacco. And then they just, here's the $200 ones. Here's the $40 ones. Here's the $40. Yeah, that's the same shit. I just so I'm like, I don't trust where that shit came from. Really hated that shit. She hated how that thing smokes.

She was like, I really don't want this around. I was like, honey, of course, I don't want to. Cigar smokers, like connoisseurs, man, I get, I'm dealing with their fucking breath. It's got to be. And then we left, and then we left, and we forgot something in the car. And we had to come back and we all hung up. in and out before the night was over. And I was just like, we went home.

We were like, I think it was one of our friends who was like, hey, I left something in the car. And I was like, no, we're like 20 minutes away from home. And then we had to do the 15 minutes back to orange. I do remember that. And we were like, hey, guys, let's just eat in and out and hang out for saying. Everybody was like beat except for Joe. Joe's one person that had energy. Everybody was just like, I'm really tired.

Joe, just, this wedding exhausted me. This off of hoping. Vives, man. Horse meat or something. Joking, Joking, but for girth. Oh, no, I didn't read the Com Tony's thing. Oh.

This is bitch slut and whore. He says, Just wanted you autistic and afraid boys to know that in one of the most autistic Sonic fandom moments of all time, a fart fetish account on Twitter leaked images from the first Sonic movie before Sonic's redesign.

That is on a part fetish website. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you for letting me know Jelking but for Girtr, Rodin. He says, what's up, Black Puerto Rican and something in between?

Nice. Just got a king-sized bed and I love it more than pussy or man pussy. Oh, parenthesis. Nice, nice. What's a luxury you can't live without anymore?

Hard mode, don't mention air conditioning. God damn. It is the obvious answer. God damn. It is the obvious one. Air conditioning and food are the two things. Shut the fuck up. Food is not a luxury.

Well, not like, Like good food. What's in it? Oh, like a skirt steak or something? Obviously fucking chimps. I'm not talking about just nourish fit in general. You literally just said food, bitch. Food.

How is that our fault? For me, it's always, those are the two most important things. But if you take out the two obvious things that most people are going to choose, for me, it's just a. I'm trying to think. Air conditioning really is the obvious answer. Yeah. Uh, I know some people would say like a bidet. Biday.

Bidays are game changers, man. I wish I don't know how They are game changers Yeah, I'm gonna get one In my new apartment At least, well, I'll wait I'll see how I feel in the place Because, you know, maybe it sucks

But yeah, you never know If it's all good, then yeah Install it. I think I would have to go with Speakers Oh, like that's Yeah Yeah

That is something When I got my surround sound system And I never had one before Like I don't even think our family Ever had it like, we just had TV audio forever And I was like, you know what I kind of I don't know, I want something.

I have my own living room. I want to take advantage of this. I'm also in a weird location where like my apartment is next to my apartment is like next to a staircase. And so like the walls from the living room aren't bordering anybody. The people upstairs don't care. And the people over there aren't going to like they don't care either. So it's just like I have good opportunity here. Nice.

To get some loud shit and it's not going to bother anybody. And when I went back. back when I went back to a friend's house and they didn't have it, I was like, I can't believe people experience media like this. It's crazy. Because it does feel like you notice it. He's like, oh, it's so tinny. And it's just like so, it's so strange. That honestly, also another one that came to mind, YouTube premium. Dude, I didn't have it for three days and I was losing my mind. I got a new debit card. I got a new debit card to my account. Obviously, they didn't go through. And then I was like, oh, I don't know how I lived without this.

Because it's so, there are so many ads on YouTube. It's crazy. You don't realize how often you use YouTube, I think, until you do that. Because it's just like, fuck, I'm seeing so many ads that I never see. I was like, here, take it. Yeah. Yeah, it's expensive. But it's also like it, I use YouTube so much that any, even just the time that it takes,

especially for me as like an editor, because sometimes I'm just looking for like a video to put in a thing or like footage to grab or like a sound effect. Sometimes, like, dude, sometimes a two-second sound effect on YouTube, just that I want to download will have like a 15-second ad before. And it's just like, oh, my God. This is actively robbing so much time from me. But, yeah, I would say, yeah, ad blockers are like, or like YouTube premium is probably one of them. YouTube premium, yeah, that's a good one. I got specifically because of mobile because I don't have a good blocker on the phone.

Yeah, that's what it is. So it's like, oh, well, that's no choice. So I've had since it was YouTube red, you know, I've been using it. So that's a good fucking answer. That's a great one. Other than that, my other answer would just be headphones. They're like, you're talking about a sound system or speakers, but I pretty much just, instead of having like, because I used to have like subwoofer and all this stuff

for a soundbar and stuff like that. I'm like, I pretty much do most of my stuff on my PC anyway, where if I'm consuming media, the TV is only when Jojo and I are eating, watching a dumbass, fucking show. So then I just have really good headphones or I have these I have these in-ear monitors that are 50 bucks on Amazon and they're the best sound better than fucking the $200, you know, fucking ones that I bought the, what are you called? Earbuds. And I just bought these 50, this $50 ones. That's some idiot recommended to me because I watch a lot of audio file content. Yeah. And these guys and they have all the, the rap, they have all the maps and stuff where there's

like this uh this oh this is what the human ear is basically likes this sound i think it's called it the harmon fucking oh something like frequency or something like this is like the the goldilocks zone and shit and they're like yeah whatever fake as shit ever yeah but like these ones i i do all my editing i have about two hundred two hundred dollars senheiser headphones and i don't even use them anymore because these fifty dollar fucking um inter monitors are the fucking best thing ever had And I wish I had, they had like a Bluetooth version, but it'll be, it'll be the one thing about fucking iPhone is they don't have the new Bluetooth tooth frequency LDAQ. And Bluetooth. Blue teeth, yeah.

The Bluetooth, the LDAQ is the, is only available on Android's. And so, what's LDAQ? Is that like a, it's just a better frequency for Bluetooth that's closer to it being like your true, like lossless listening experience. Like say the best experience you want to have is you want to have LDAQ and you want to listen on Apple music Because Apple music has lost lists so you can just listen to it exactly how it's supposed to sound Then LDAQ with Bluetooth is the best experience otherwise you just want to connect it If you want to have the best listening experience but most people won't notice any difference And I tested that out one time when I re I remixed one of my old songs

There was the uh the billy eyeless one that I did with Kaylee and I remixed it and I show Jojo's like, listen to this night and day. And she's like, I don't tell a difference. And I was like, I was like fucking whatever, dude. I was just like, I'm wasting my time. Because I think most people don't hear the little nuances. To be fair, they are kind of. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer, what is the future of computing? Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM

because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no... traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a higher than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get

the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You know, miniscule and then almost everything now has an EQ. Yeah.

That's kind of, you can fix things and post. Buy shitty headphones or earbuds. If it comes with an EQ or like Spotify, you can EQ on it. Yeah. So it's kind of like pointless what I might talk about. Yeah. phones are one for me. Like I, I guess the thing for me, it's like, I usually, if I'm playing games or watching

YouTube video at my desk, I'm usually like working in some way. This is like a workroom. Like it's associated with work. So I do most. These, maybe once. What is that? These are AirPods. Oh, AirPods.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Maybe once. Those are earbuds, right? Yeah. Yeah. See, I don't like earbuds, really. I like earbuds. I don't like having something.

Like them for like if you exercise, they're useful. I don't like those. There's a specific, like, they have that thing where it just, I need, so I'm different. Like, some people like them where they kind of don't go all the way in your ear. Like, they sit out a little bit. A lot of the designs are catering more towards that. But they just stretch this part of my ear out. I guess this part of my ears, like, really small.

So it fucking hurts. So I like, the ones that actually lodge in your ear, I prefer those. These ones lodge in. These ones have the little of the cup that you lodge into your. Do they? When I see the design of that orb thing, it looks like it's going to be too bulky right there on the outside. But I've never tried them before.

But they also have the ones that go behind years. Like the ones for like the bike riders. For the sports stuff, yeah. Yeah, I use them specifically. It's more for like when I'm doing sports stuff because I noticed, especially when I was boxing over the ear,

don't stay on your head while you're boxing. So that was the problem for me. Yeah, they don't. Yeah. It's good for acting. And for summertime when it's like just too hot to wear headphones. Right. But generally like, like,

But I like headphones more than, I prefer headphones more than, like, there's something about when I have earbuds in. There's something about when I have earbuds in where it's like, I don't even know, it's like, um, the world around,

specifically like my, I can hear my body more. Like when I take footsteps, like the, the sound of the footsteps like travels. Right. And so like that, that bugs the shit in me.

It's the same thing if you just take your fingers and plug them in your ear. Literally. Yeah. You hear your breathing more. You hear your movement more. Yeah. This is how what happens.

Yeah. Where it's like headphones are just more like, Like I'm more lost than whatever I'm listening. But these are actually, I'm not going to say what they are because we're not getting paid by them. But I demanded them to give them to me even though I wasn't advertising them. And it has some of the best fucking A and C. Oh, really? Yeah.

That's the only, it's, that's the only thing I was like, because they're not the best sound. Yeah. You know, but the, the actual noise counseling, active noise counseling is fucking stupid good. I was really surprised. I would like the part with the one time so they can give me another one because they have an updated version. I've had the same headphones for a while.

I don't know if I'm... I kind of want new ones, but I also don't need them. Yeah, I'm an idiot. I just keep buying them because I bought a lot of... There was a point where I would keep losing them, dude. Like, I would buy, like, really nice headphones. And because, like, I wasn't used to having nice things.

I didn't care about them, and I didn't build that care enough. So I would, like, leave them in, like, a fucking Uber. or something. I'm like, damn. I went through like, I think like three or four pairs

of like really nice like $100 plus headphones. I got, I have the pair I have now. That's the pair that Lily broke. Oh, cool. She broke them for me because

for you. She grabbed. She was like, she bought them for me, then broke them. Then she bought these new ones. And I was like, how'd she break them?

I don't, I think it was like you were cleaning or something like that. And then she just like picked them up the wrong way. Because they're not, they're not strong headphones at all, the ones I have to be that. they're not strong at all.

She picked them up the wrong way and dropped them down and just like the earbud part just folded the wrong direction and I was like well that's awesome but I need new headphones for my desk I need new headphones pretty bad they're like four years old

there's a lot of but they're not bad that's the problem they're just fine yeah it's hard for me to replace something that that who's only the only reason I'm replacing

is because I want a newer thing like if it works fine like it's one of those things like if my phone starts like not holding a charge, I got to replace it. Or like even if it starts charging at a lower rate that's like I noticed to be inconvenient, that's good enough for me. I'll get a new phone. Yeah. But like if it's functioning more or less perfectly fine, like it's hard for me. As I've gotten

older, I've gotten more like that. When I was younger, I just kind of like, oh, it's no, I'm going to buy the new thing now because it's like, oh, I've had it this time. It's about time up is like rotated out. But now if it doesn't, if it isn't literally like damaged, I just don't need to get another one. So I don't get it. I had that issue with the headphones over there. like the, what is it, the, the audio technicas, where like the, the leather thing started flaking.

And I thought like, oh, I'm just gonna get new headphones. And I thought, like, no, just replace, uh,

he's replaced them by, yeah, I just bought new rubber and like, just replace them. As it happened with me, you, you have the 50s,

right? Um, I think so. I can't remember. I bought those years ago. I'm pretty sure it was the 50s. I had, um,

I had the 40s and the same thing happened. The, the fucking ones that come with are awful. But the problem is, since they are plastic? Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than, 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago,

they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive, so we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process,

because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or, go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results.

When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75-sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I took them off my head one time and snapped it.

I was so fucking mad. Because the headphones were perfect. I love editing with them. Yeah. But then that's what kind of made me find, um, better ones. And I have, I have some open ear ones that, uh, specifically for our mixing music. So there's less like just music, you know, like the, the frequencies are just smacking me around. So it's like, it's like, it's like, bouncing back and forth kind of. So it's just,

you can hear everything better. So I was doing just so much research on like, what's the best thing? I hadn't considered that. Yeah. I hadn't either. The science of, that makes sense, though. I hadn't either until I started really doing what are the best, uh, things for mixing and mastering. and they're like, well, first they're like, get some open-year ones. And I was like, oh, I'm trying to know fucking, because everything is all closed. It's true. Everything I get is closed. Because first of all, I don't want to hear anyone else's bullshit, right?

That's true. If I'm fucking, like, Jojo was watching some, like, TV or something like that. And so I fucking definitely want clothes, but I, it's going to be good, though, because we've got the, I'm going to build my studio now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good. All right.

All right. Rick and Stahn. Ew. Who's the last one? What? Ston. Ston. Ston, Rick, and Tofer.

Okay, got you. Haneus. Better man of you, Rick. He says, I've been a listener since episode zero, and I've been around long enough to miss Chris's Machinimis. That's crazy.

I regret that I haven't been able to be a patron until now. Unfortunately, I was in a pretty gnarly accident at the end of 2018 and became profoundly disabled. and broke as hell. Fuck our healthcare system. That sounds about right.

It's an amazing. It's an amazing fucking system we got. It's only now, it is only now I have the means to support, to show my support and deep gratitude for this podcast. My life has been tangibly made much better by the endless hours of laughs and enjoyment you've given us all week after week.

Seriously, thank you so much. My question is, if you were able to snap your fingers and conjure the perfect video game for you, what would that game look like? What mechanics would you want in that game? Personally, I desperately want another nemesis system game. That's true. They never really fucking did anything in the only. Yep. They patented it. Water Brothers is cool, you know? Yeah, they're so sick. I really think

they're kind of low-key epic. I think a cyberpunk gang war setting would be really cool, especially as a cyber enemy's come back and rebuilt in a similar way to how it works could in the Mordor games. That would be cool. Thanks again, and sorry for the length of this question. It was important to me to be able to thank you three for helping. me smile while traversing hell. Thank you, man. Appreciate it. And don't feel bad about not being

patrons until now. You support by also just listening. Yeah. We get a little bit of ad kickback from Spreaker and whatever the fuck that. That's what's called. I always, it sounds so stupid to me when I, like, it doesn't sound, it doesn't sound like, what is that? Yeah.

What's the R? What is that? What is that? What is that? Because we're spreeking to you. I sure sure Is it an Asian company? Huh?

What are you on about it now? That's great. I know, that didn't even make sense. I didn't even. Oh yeah. Anyway. Yeah,

no, don't worry about it. Appreciate it, man. Appreciate you. Glad you're not disabled anymore. It's crazy. Yeah, or at least profoundly.

You might be slightly. Yeah, you might be slightly. You might be not, you're not Ricky Burry. Oh, yeah. I'm, if you may be unremarkably disabled. You think Ricky Burry could spin like Sonic?

Could sprint? Spin? Could spin? No, he would shatter. He had to go to other. I think he can like Sharook and that's it. I think he can like just, you know, and they'll get stuck on the wall or something. He'd be like the other.

Some guys. The turtle from a gradualer, the one that spins on this thing and then like it lifts like that. What is that? It spins. A turtle? It's like squirto when he used water gun and he spins. And it's just like the turtle shells moving up. What are you talking about?

I feel like Ricky Burra can only move like a spinning swastgood move, you know? Yeah. Like what I just said? Like a swast? You just, yeah, you just, you spend so much time saying what he said again. Yeah. Yeah. You're crazy.

I tried to animate it more. You guys weren't getting any animation. No, but I didn't understand what I didn't see. I feel like you were referencing something with the turtle. The turtle, but like was it like a real turtle? Like an animated turtle? No, it's a Godzilla turtle and it like it spins and floats. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I know exactly. Let's just go. Let's just move on. I know exactly. Let's just. I hate that when that happens. So the question. I'm going from the question

I've talked about this on the show And I still I do want to do this at some point I talked about gangster quest Where it's a Oh shit What was the two things? It was Skyrim and San Andreas mixed together

And me and my buddy We wrote like a whole plot We actually we I think we did a podcast In like 2013 It's like 40 minute podcast Just detailing everything And I need to go back

And I need to go back and listen to it Because I think I saw that file But yeah, I'm pretty sure I talked about this before. Maybe I didn't. But it was just a soldier that got dishonorably discharged, so he sucked. You know, he was just from like, he was just from like South Central. And a wizard in his time, you know, was dealing with a mad king. But this wizard, wizard sucks.

So he's like, he's a shitty wizard. And so he tries to like get a badass warrior from the future that could probably be powerful enough to defeat this mad king. because he's making everything a living nightmare, summons this fucking underachieving soldier and fucks up and it zaps a bunch of people from South Central gang members from different areas and stuff. So then they start taking over that time period and building garrisons and they start having all these

like different gang wars in the medieval times. And that guy's like, what the fuck? It starts like getting blacksmiths to make him guns and fucking like bullets and shit. And then there was like summons the type of attacks like a drive-by type shit you know where we we we had I'm gonna drive-by

is so so disrespectfully magical dude we were like the whole thing we're just gonna call placeholder with gangsta quest we're like I'll probably call gangsta quest I think gangster quest is a great name I I love I've said this before but I love this idea earnestly I think it's genuinely a great idea

I would love for something to actually do it like I don't need any credit for like just make it like if anybody wants to experiencing it is all the credit I need 100% 100%. I would want that. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that's a great answer. I don't know if I have a perfect game for me. It'd probably be like... Let's say, make Halo 2 again. Yeah, BG3 is pretty perfect for me. Maybe a different setting of Baldur's Gate 3, like a different world. That's it.

I genuinely just want more... Like a Destiny game, but like Baldur's Gate, that'd be amazing. I just want more systems driven... I want more games with systems that like build upon each other and interact with each other in ways that I can't predict. I think that's like the most fun I've ever had is like in any video game is that shit

is like realizing that like I think I remember when it clicked for me that like blowing up a ward hog never happened the exact same way twice. Like it was always like it always fly in some weird direction or it would do some weird thing or would break in a certain way that like oh that tire's gone now and the tire goes this way

and it interacts with something else. Like I want more. shit like that, but it seems like a lot of things are like animation led or very static or very it's probably why I didn't really like a lot of turn-based RPGs really because

a lot of that was like just kind of predetermined things happening in a certain order and like maybe it wouldn't happen in the same way but like eventually it would like very quickly and so like it just didn't speak to me. I like the chaos

of like realizing like what the that does this and that ends up doing that that's fucking sick like i'll never get like i specifically remember this video that i saw that blew my mind where it's like if you have a flamethrower in halo three and you set and you just shoot it in the air and you shoot a rocket through it the rocket will catch fire and if the rocket grazes another player they'll catch fire as well and i remember being like this is fucking absolute cinema shit and i love that shit and i just want more of that. I don't even care. I don't even care in what context or what if it's a fucking

RPG, if it's a fucking FPS, if it's a fucking GrandDeth Auto type guy, I don't give a fuck. Red Dead's a great example of that too. Like I've never seen the same exact thing happen in Red Dead more than once outside of like the cinematics and the linear story parts. Yeah. But like... I guess what makes what you're saying

so much more exciting is that those are rules and physics that aren't explained. Right. And I think that's what makes it so cool. It's not explained. It's not rigid. It's as unpredictable in some ways as like the real world can be.

And it's just like this is fucking cool. Yeah. I get that. There's like, yeah, the, in like a turn based or in certain, even if they have like,

or just in a lot of RPGs, right, there will be undiscovered stuff, but usually most stuff is explained because, well, you know, that's what's appealing to those type of people. It's like,

oh, I want to know about what stacks with, what, what make you like igniting stuff or this, like you want to know all that shit, so I get that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't regret it. I think it's cool. Yeah, but yeah, I love

a good physics engine. Oh, uh, we talked about this in the last episode, but I'm curious about if this question builds and then we'll start reading the names and then we'll get out of here. But, uh, you guys used to follow up. Okay, here's, yeah, all right, whatever. N-words in green

Goblin Edition Robs, Rodin. He says, hello, sluts. I'm sure you've heard the whole pirate software shit so happening right now. We're recording... Oh, whoops. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff?

Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things, that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com, slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way,

just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos,

this is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75-sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs.

We're recording this, obviously, immediately after the last episode, which we did talk about the Stop Killing Games, pirate software thing. Yeah. So you're seeing this a little bit later. But anyway, he writes and he says, I'm sure you've heard about the whole pirate software shit's so happening right now.

So it taught me thinking, is there a YouTuber or a content creator, etc., that you guys used to follow until some crazy shit was uncovered that destroyed their reputation. While I never cared for pirate myself, I've had shit luck when I come to the YouTubers. Boy in a band, Channel 5,

and old ReviewTech USA, just to name of you. What happened with him? I don't really even know what happened with him. I feel like, was his as bad as Boynaband in Channel 5? I feel like not. Well, there is one allegation that might be, but I don't know if it's, there was just, it wasn't like, so this,

potentially this could have been. bad but people don't say retec USA some people found that he had a um a google drive that had like pictures of like of of his i think it was a step kids i don't think there were his kids but a step kids and like bathing suits and stuff like that and some people were a little bit like what's this like exclusively not like in an album setting i think there was other stuff in there too but it was like it was i can't remember there was nothing proven but people thought That was, people thought, like, why this is really weird kind of a thing. So it didn't really prove anything.

The worst thing about him was probably the, his mom asking him to help come calm down your kid and being like, no, I'm streaming kind of a thing. And like, she's like calmly trying to ask it. He just won't fucking do it. Like your kid's crying. I mean, it's kind of annoying. It was cool. He just, you know, started having mental breakdowns. not ignoring

obvious drama with Darkside Phil like manufacturing shit with him It just became a locale It was weird Seeing it happened in real time It was fucking crazy Dude I'll never forget

There's a video of him I can't remember If he's talking about Darkside Phil Or Kim Star whatever But he's like shouting In a mall food court Have you seen that video of him?

It, oh I did And it was about I think it was about Um Fuck I do remember that Damn damn I don't remember who was about

food court and he shouts like something like it was about the quartering the quartering that's right you know it's crazy i think we might have talked about this on the on this podcast as well but like bro that that is the food court of the mall i worked in like that's the big of c gallery really like very clearly like that he's like screaming about the quartering and i'm like that's so funny makes sense i used to get fucking lunch there after my fucking horrible shift at sears yeah it's crazy that ball is weird popular. Like, that wall

weirdly shows up in a lot of... A lot of people live in that general area I know, but like, yeah. You could have, you could have collabed with them

way back of the day. I know. If only I had known. The shots that we don't take are sometimes better missed. Right. Sometimes better. Uh, yeah, yeah.

Dude, there's a lot of YouTubers that have had some unfortunate. Sometimes it's not even like a fall for grace. They just suck now, you know? I feel like that was a big one

for me. That's us for a lot of people. Yeah, for way too many. Yeah, probably. Way too many that were just, like, you can tell who was there who was, like, slightly annoyed by the people we made fun of. Yeah. And then who was there just specifically for clout and money and just to be terrible, whatever. It is very, very clear.

Yeah. And they're like, damn, a lot of you seemed very normal. What the fuck happened? A lot. A lot. I had to mute a lot of people over the years, bro. Oh, yeah. Great.

People that I never thought. I would like, oh, you see. Oh, okay. cool you're crazy all of a sudden yeah how did I not see this coming that's not see them wild how didn't you not see that coming yeah it's I mean how could you

when people are some people really good at hiding their power levels right I think every content creator I follow either I grow out of them but then of them and I don't follow anyone that's like been like apparently done some dumb shit yeah like Lily used to be a fan of just what you called Shane Dawson and then he just

revealed to be like a magnanimous piece of shit and it's like well do I don't remember He was a shitty person He fucked the cat, remember? I remember him fucking a cat And then he had a I'm not saying that he fucked a cat I was everybody

Was there like a song released about it On Spotify or something I fucked the cat And I was someone saying I'm I come I'm Fucked the cat

And I come But I know I know he did He did defend Like shitty people Like constantly Yeah His guys

Like he fed it fuck What's his name? Oh Jeffrey Star Right That fucking That fucking Okay Monsoon of a piece of shit

Because Jeffrey Star is a massive piece of shit Right, okay Fucking tier three jackass Yeah Tier 3 is crazy Tier 3 I try to think You know the world tier 3

The funny thing is I used to think Back in the day Like I was like Oh Sargon he's on to something man He seems like a Seems like a pretty smart guy Like yeah Like I remember

And then you realize that it's just British accents It probably did to see me The first thing When I saw him making a game It was called like Necromancer Or something like that I was like, this shit. I was like, what is this?

And then he never finished it. I think he was even like getting money for it or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, this guy sucks. And then it just got worse. There's always an unfinished game. What is up with that also? There's always like some unfinished video game that people have like donated to that like

was already, was like Grum's one was also doing that same thing. Yeah. What's funny about Grum's one is that like, he's always talking about how they're making women ugly in video games. And then like I think somebody got like a model of one of the women. in his games and it's like so shit, it's so shit, because he can't do it. Of course. Always talentless people doing this shit. Taliless hacks that are, because they can't do anything else.

All they've ever done is commentate on politics, so they have no, they have no external skills. They have nothing. And it's just like, what are you doing even? Why are you trying to pretend like you're not just this? Right. It's crazy. You can see the other people who are like skillful, like they're doing other things and

they're happy and they're having fun. And you're like, oh, you're here. You were here. You dunked your foot into this, like, talent pool. You had fun with it. You're done with it. Now you're going to do other things. And, uh, yeah, there's...

Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard. things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conta? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates

that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted direct on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a higher than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75-sponsored job credit

to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. A lot of, it's just cool.

The craziest thing was just how many people were just racist. That was the thing that, like, I don't know if they got co-opted or, because there was even like, oh, there's this guy that was making a bunch of parodies. The guy that made the,

I think he made a music, no, he made a metal version of that Shattalay song. You remember Shadale? Oh, yeah, yeah. He made a metal version of that. I was like, oh, it was pretty cool. there was a guy

named Ash that would make a bunch of art He made a bunch of art for me And he would refuse payments I try to give him money every time And one time he tricked me into paying one of his other friends For a project He's like fine here's my PayPal email

With somebody else as he told me afterwards I'm like you fucking asshole But this guy's like oh I stopped working with that one dude Because he turns out he's a fucking white supremacist And I'm like Why? I was like him too Like just what's happening? It is so weird

Yeah Anyway Cool stuff Last question, and then we'll get the fuck out of here. Because I don't know if I haven't... I really don't think I have an answer, honestly. Like, I never really, like, followed YouTubers that deeply. And to the...

I guess the only one that I can think of is, like, maybe, like, the rooster teeth stuff. Because I remember when, I think, Ryan Haywood, I think, was one of the guys at Rouser Teeth that got, like, outed for doing some crazy shit. But that's a weird one, because even in the context of me liking Rouser Teeth, or specifically, like, that segment of people. I also just kind of didn't like him. Like before I knew anything. Like I remember when he showed up

and I was like, you just, you're not really that interesting. Yeah. You kind of bogged down everything here. And so when it came out that he was like a monster, to me that was like very validating because it almost felt like I knew. So I don't know if I have a good answer really.

I guess a real answer would just be H3 for me, actually. Because that was a commentator. That was like, Yeah. Genuine big fan. That is true. We met. Right.

Also, we met him. Yeah, we met him. We got to hang out and stuff. Yeah. Had multiple conversations about him and stuff. Like, and then he just, he's crazy now.

He's crazy. He's a crazy person. Like you said, you even allegedly think he's on some type of uppers and I agree. Well, I don't know. Well, so I said allegedly.

Yeah. I already covered it. Fair, fair, fair. Yeah. So, I just think it's also, I do want to say that it's like, I think it's a fairly reasonable assumption to make

based on that sniffing. Like it's kind of wild. It's, and you, like you said, it was not, he used to cough a lot, but I think he had Gerd as well. You were talking about his acid reflux and shit like that. GERD. Yeah, GERD. It sounds stupid. It sounds dumb as far. That's what it is.

But last one. Last one in them will read the names. Derek not Chauvin is innocent hashtag Freedom wrote and he says suggestion. Now, I'm reading this because, not because I think it's dumb or a bad suggestion, but because something about this bothers me. and I wonder if you'll be able to tell me what it is. Suggestion. For solo episodes, please, if you can get a second person, the dynamic is fun.

For example, Lily Being in Kingston really elevates it for me. No. So, what bothers me about this if you were to guess? I actually don't know. I mean... Here's a suggestion for the solo episodes. Solo, solo, solo. Yeah.

It took me... I got it as soon as soon as... you started answering. They should be not solo episodes. It should be a duo. Yeah. And look, I don't think it's a bad idea.

And this is I really like sure if that's possible. But like, yeah, they're not solo episodes at that point. They're just like a different. This, that episode was, I get it.

Me and Lillian. I mean, that's fine. Like, I don't have, again, that's fine. Yeah.

But like, it's just a funny thing to be like, I would love the solo episode so much more if they weren't solo episodes. They're more geared towards one of us, but we could bring our partners in front. We could. I could bring my fucking dog on. Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah.

That's what she sounds like. Yeah, I'll torture. I'll saw torture Jojo on the next extra ammo. It was fun. The one was actually fun, we had a good time. I'll call my gaggle of sluts and see which one. You guys,

camera angle was kind of funny, though. I just didn't have the space for the camera angle. It was just like, you guys were like very, like, much at the bottom. There was like a lot of space kind of on top. Cabberra. It's kind of funny. Oh, the way he got filmed.

Like, you guys look like you guys were like, it looks pretty fun. It's good. It adds to it. Yeah, it's good. I like it. But, uh, and he also has, so he had a suggestion and his, his last question is, um, any films you guys are interested in that are coming out soon? The only one that I thought, I can think of is Superman, honestly.

I'm curious. What else is coming out? Fantastic Four technically. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, Superman, I'm going to watch it for sure. That movie looks cool, him. I haven't seen. It's the movie with the, um, with Marlon Wayne and, um, those guys.

that was in that one Atlanta episode, like really fair-skinned black guy. I don't know. Fair-skinned black man? Yeah. Fair-skinned black man. You know what I want to see? I want to see weapons. Oh, yeah.

That looks weird. I only saw, like, the teaser images, and it's like, it's just people running. You've seen the, you've seen it, right? It was just like, the premise is like kids just kind of one night, a bunch of kids just run into the woods and just never heard from again. A molester. Yeah, maybe. But the teaser image is awesome because it's just,

it's security footage of like ring camera footage of like just kids just literally just running out into the dark at like 3 a.m. or something. It's like it's fucking mega-eary. It's weird. Something fucked up is coming for them to be to run in the woods. Even paranormal shit couldn't make me do that as a little kid. Well, that's what makes it so unsettling.

And it does a good job of just like making it. That's such a mundane thing, but like they do a good job of making that scary. So, like, I don't know. That movie might suck, but it seems interesting. I think it's also the, if I'm not mistaken, if I remember the story correctly, Key and Peel, the guy who does the horror movies, Jordan Peel, he wanted to direct it and he auctioned, like, he wanted that script,

and his manager failed to get it for him, and so he fired his manager for him. How did he fail? Because he, I don't know, I think you can, I don't know. I think you can bid on, I really don't know. Yeah, understand the, you got to make offers to people. Yeah, I understand. understand the optioning, but like, there are, some agents are fucking horrendous. It is true. Yeah, yeah. And it was, that sounds to me like it was probably like a last straw kind of thing,

whereas it's just like, I don't like you really anyway. But, yeah, that looks really fucking interesting. It might even be out now. I don't really know. So you already have a problem with that. Where's the kid's cell phones? They should have flashlights and, you know, a kid never parked with this phone. It should be 28 days. That's weird about it. They're just all fucking. I don't, I don't, oh, 20 years. I haven't seen 28 years. Oh, yeah, 28. That's out now. I want to. That's out now. I want to. to see it. I didn't even finish weeks, so maybe we should go all the way back. Apparently you don't have

to finish. You don't have to do any of them? Apparently, aren't they all like kind of self-contained? They're all like a progression on the same series, like they're all in the same world. Yeah, but it's not the same characters, right? Because I don't remember much of weeks, but I remember, I remember, I remember the beginning of weeks. That was Sillian Murphy, right? Yeah, Killing, Killian Murphy. He's not a fucking clown.

Scyllian. He's an Italian clown. Sicilian Murphy. Sicilian Murphy. That's a long time ago. Wow. Yeah, that one came out. Because I remember the first one came out.

And then the second one came out way long ago, too. And I was like, well, they shot that movie right before 9-11. I'm pretty sure. Because, like, that was how they were able to shoot that empty London thing? Was that like nobody, you could just do that before then. Like, you could just rent out a street and just like flip a car and nobody gave a shit. But, like, after 9-11, they were like, you can't do that now. Oh, interesting.

You can't. You're not going to get access to the shit. say there's like Londoners like just left everybody left London they're like oh

scary I don't want them to hit big bin now I don't want to flying a fucking 747 in a flying a 747

in a big Ben oh what time is it fuck what time is it no no no they're Australian

almost no a gear falls or somebody now big bin big bin I really like that I've struck big bean.

I reckon that's pretty fucked up. I get the one of these. Oh, dude, you know what? You know what I think you would love? I stumbled across this like, so Michael Cusack, obviously. Yeah. One half of a smiling friends.

Yeah. Along with Zach Hedl. He has this other, I don't know if it's a show or if it's like under his network or whatever, but it's called like, it's some three episodes right now, but it's an animated like little show. about like, it's called like crocodile and cube in the studio.

And it's just like a crocodile and a talking cube making music. But it's like the whole thing is like, Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them. Pick areas you can scale.

Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today with the goal of being. 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow.

So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spendor. Spendor. Spendorsed. less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes.

Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75-sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply.

Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed. sponsored jobs. It's like legitimately like they're in a studio and it's like the dynamic between like a vocalist or like an instrumentalist and the engineer. Yeah. And it's so fucking spot on. It's crazy. Like it's like it's hard to explain, but it's really like it's really fucking good.

I highly recommend it for people listening to it. Especially if you're audio, if you're an audio person and you've made music or you've been, if you're familiar with studio work at all, like it's the type of people that you. are going to come across in that environment is so weird and so accurate it's fucking mega good I'll see if I can find it and send it to you because you'd get a kick out of it

that's like an audio guy but alright why are you doing me in I can't really sing I can't sing I'm not scared you David's getting a star

finally on the Hollywood he fucking deserves it fucking finally. He deserved it since the thing, quite frankly. He was like shocked. He didn't know. Oh, look at him. And then he dies.

Don't say that. Don't joke about him. Just not him. I love this man so much. He is my favorite actor, period. He is my favorite person in Hollywood. I really, man, when I got this to meet him,

I should have said more. Yeah. But I didn't want to say, He should have kissed him. He's like, hey, he's like, hey, kid, stop crying. He's weird. He's a shud. He's a silver throat, you know?

Yeah, I love that. I love that that's his name. He had to explain it to the people. Well, we're going to read the $25 and up names now. Thank you guys for stopping by. This is a shorter episode just because we, you know, we're doing two in a day. Yeah. There's not much to talk about.

We touched on a lot of the main topics. Wanted to get some questions out of the way. Yeah, I'm sure 9-11, part two will happen once we're done. Yeah. And then we'll be like three weeks later. to it. Thanks for stopping by. Again, patreon.com.

That's the Starktank. Snarktank.shop for some new merch and all that jazz. Count me down. I just had a vision. Oh, no. The person's not even going to be Arab, but

he's going to crash some shit into whatever. They'll pick a building. He's going to say, Free Palestine. And then he's going to have like a Zohan. shirt on.

It's going to like two birds, one stone kind of thing. He'll have a Zoron shirt on. He'll have an I'm with her bracelet. Or just taking shots. He's not even in the picture. Yeah, so it'll be good. Like, oh, see, this is why we can't trust the Palestinians. Zorn can't be trusted.

It's just kind of like, and then it'll still give Trump more points because whenever attack happens, the president just gets more popular. Yeah. Even they don't do anything. The argument's happening right now are so. fucking bewilderingly stupid. I'm really staggered. See, that's what I'm saying. It really is. You shouldn't be surprised.

No, I'm not. But you are. But you are. No, I know what you mean. That's what I mean. I feel you. I'm right there with you. I'm shocked from the perspective of like a younger me. You know what I mean? Like I think like I'm not surprised. But if I were to show this to like 15 year old Chris or like 17 year old Chris, he would he would not believe me. He would think I was fucking with it. Because like even just like the whole the what is it the um all these gay people like

uh marching for palestine but like they they would fucking kill you oh like they don't even approve of your lifestyle it's like why does that why does that matter at all yeah it's just grasping at straws to say anything this black guy hates me so like if slavery is reinstated

I guess I won't care like what do you mean oh you know he doesn't like uh yeah it's it is it is a it is a It's so immediately dumb. So it's like, okay, so it's, really what they're doing is they're showing their ass by being like, oh, I don't like anything. That's why I don't care about any of y'all. Yeah. It's also like I have no principles.

So like I could care less of something I disapprove it's happening to people that I don't like. It's insane. Yeah, they don't have to like. It's insane. All those motherfuckers say. They feign as a Christian too. They say Christ is insane. They feign.

They feign, like, the only thing about the Bible that I can respect is every depiction of Jesus Christ is him being a great human. being. And then these motherfuckers choose the following about him. They don't like him. And then they don't follow his, his literal tenets of being just a decent person. They don't like him. And it's like you guys are, uh, whatever, whatever. I think Jesus is a pussy socialist, communist, Marxist, every, you know, every, every fucking, they think it's all interchangeable. Yeah, Mark Levin would be out there being like, he's an Islamist. Oh, 100%. Because he'd be like, oh, uh, free Palestine. Like stop bombing God's children. And then they would be like, crucify him immediately.

They would crucify them so fast. They would like, oh, I'm so, first Jesus would come back and they'd be like, I'm so sorry that you got crucified Jesus

and then just 10 minutes later, they would crucify them. Listen, he'd be like, maybe we should stop hurting people for no reason. And then immediately, the way that I feel about it is genuinely. Like,

I would love to see somebody on TV just make the sorry. It's like, no, I believe Israel is a right to exist. And I think, in fact, I think Israelis are God's chosen people.

and they're in fact so clearly God's chosen people that I don't think they need our help. Right. I don't think they need any of our money. I think God will... If they're God's chosen people, he'll definitely vouch for them. So like, I think they'll be fine. Somebody get the nails.

Get the... Get the boards. Go to Home Depot and get wood. Oh, shit, they're all closed because we're arrested everybody who works at them. Oh, fuck. Shit. What do we do?

Hey, Jesus. Can you make something out of nothing? Can you make someone for us to then crucify you? Crucify you. Can you turn this wine? Can you turn this water into a cross to nail you to? Yes, my son. Yeah, I mean, I guess.

I don't know, man. Forgive them, father. Forgive them. They know what they do again. It's insane, man. Again. Forgive them, father, for they somehow still do not know what they do. The big thing is that there.

Yeah, shut up, shut up. Ouch. Ouch. Out. Yet again. And ouch, yet again. Alas. Alas.

Forgive them. But obviously, Zaron is the biggest nightmare for them because of the fact that he just, he has socialist views. And they're like, that's really bad. And it's like, it's really bad until he gets in there and does things. And then people are like, oh, that's better. It's not even fucking, it's democratic socialism and socialism are not the same. It is, whatever. Yeah.

We all know this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone listening should know this. Yeah. It's fine. Anyway, cut me down.

Three, two. one. The dead spider. Chris's uncle Ronald Reagan, Delta Gamma, M.C. Brainworm, the esoteric order of unemployed diddlers. Literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Squimp his bugs. Clamule Esquire the third. You surer guildmaster. Snartang's hung as beetle girl. You boys talk about food often. Maybe a food related extra ammo might be tasty. Colin Moriarty. Oh my God. They just killed Krillin. You bastards. Or Obama. Be like, uh, let me be a sphere. I am going to kill with a mortar. Jackal. Jackal. It's a jackal. I think it's a jackal. A jackal. Jackal.

Gaylo combat evolved. Two rats in a trench coat. Sam Porter bitches. Something gay. Something, something gay Beatles. I don't know any more. Reckless rhinos of Slocre 2. Why so derpy?

Chris, if you're Hispanic, then why don't you have a fat ass? Crably Shrimpsen. Pick Shalom and the Hanukin and Yahweh Jorobi. Beetlefucker 12,57. The fucker of 12,577 Beatles. Domo Nation. What the fuck is going on with those naked ass wiping bears? Is it a fetish?

Derek, not Chauvin. Is innocent? Hashtag Friam. by a Carney at the Ferris wheel, on the Ferris wheel. Round-eyed Asian, now able to say the N-word, with Pride Month being over. Gay beetle dentist filling Sween's ravine-sized tooth gap

with coarse beetle seamen veneers. Jay Cole. Gay actor Michael Douglas. You got that dog in you. While I'm in a dog, we ain't the same. Blonde blue-eyed German physicists heavily downing Sweeney's scientific education. Stix's you, my buddy.

Giancarlo Esposito spoke at my school. Not kidding. He's kind of legitimately insane. Snartank, nuclear expert. saying Velvita with a hard R like Velveter Thugzilla 2000 versus Super Net and Yahoo Ultima, GTA5 swing set glitch on some Mario Bros shit

after the bill passed. Damn. What does that mean? Oh, I see. I know what you mean. Wahoo. Wahoo indeed. Oh, whoa!

Damn. Bam Bam Bam Bang bang Bang bang Bang bang No it's the old game over

Yeah Like when you would die That sounds like That kind of like brother of a wild It does sound a little bit like to Jack WFM Fuck Toyota The lame cunts winning every rally this year

And fuck that French Freak Ogier Called racist because of the scumbags shirt, parentheses true. Out of my way, you can't see he's going to eat my, can't you see he's going to eat my butt? Three gay men by match box, matchcocks plenty. The next time, kicks and spoil something, bite his dick. Big meaty stinks.

Canola Joe teamed up with pizza time. Marilyn Monroe most definitely pegged JFK. Dandy Andy, Andy, leader of the spider fucker party, Krillin and Kingpin in the debate. In stain in the mem stain. In stain in the stain. Heath, uh, big bad, be able. Borg, uh, smoker smoking Kingston. Gids, fuck Israel,

tell, and Tel Aviv, I said, fuck him too. Your mother should have been pushed down the stairs when you carried you. Death Stranding 3. Kojima searched for more feet. Lily's brother steers the car with the car's radio knobs. Kevin Durant's feet. Stop killing gays. Fuck you.

I'm paying my TV license bitch. Mr. Pants. Senpai, Chris's eyes are so fuckable. Ooh, you gay. Uh, fuck face unstoppable. Cardboard pie. I replace the R's on my Dodge Ram with W's and now my engine sounds like take on me. Hot to go.

F. OG.G. DOT JOT. I'm so gay. I fuck men's holes. Duck Dynasty Warriors. the hidden genius of calling people I don't like the N-word A retrospective video essay That's Gets the bars

It's a good one Squeezing my balls Like a clown nose Empire of Silence Can we get five big booms for Tel Aviv Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom Blue Magenta Rung out like towels

By my blue and magenta Rung out like towels by Michael Vick Damn Imagine saying grape Instead of rape Search Peter Lorry Fish Battle Adam ruins everything But it's a super Adam mom

striking the northern coast of the United States. Shirt of tooth gap, taking up half his front teeth. Smitchie, the kid, Dr. Octopus's gay, evil twin, Dr. Cock, no Puss. Fowl tarnished, me, Tinkmiguan, Tay Kingston's life. Indiana Jones and the jorking of the crystal penis. My new D&D weapon, plus four bludgeoning hamster in a sock. Yush, in a New York accent. I'm scared of sharks.

I always swim at a gun. Listen to them. The children of the night was we come. They make the ultravagant Craig the Canadian. every day we stray further from the damn train, CJ. It's your boy, Shawnee D, and thank God for Asian women, and thank God for stellar blade nude mods. Come Shot Gaming TM.

Hassan Piker is a champagne socialist. A Markiplier fan is selling Brazine on eBay, if you want to try it, by the way. Got some, Chris was right. Using the remote from click to pause time, coat Kingston from head to toe and come, resume time, and then watch what happens from afar. Lily leaving Kingston for a jinx.

Kingston comes to terms with his games and finally hooked up with Sween's dad. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, getting niggie with it. Drip M.H. Lord of all drip. Multiple gay beetles. Several horny fommer, salacious crumb running the train on Kingston

for spoiling the expedition 33. Beetle hooker in his beetle fishnets sucking beetle dick for beetle meth. I hate that so much. Obie won't you blow me. So so gape they call him slip in Jimmy. Cremland de Gremlin, 500,000 page manifesto about molesting

Swin. The amazing digital circus is peak right now. erect him. Kingston humor be like, imagine imagine if SpongeBob, instead of SpongeBob Squarepants, it was Spongin'Nigabob. It's so good. Oh my God. Wageley 583, Sweene, please wake up. You've been in a coma for two years. You fell and hit your head

getting a blumpkin at the furry con. Pippini brothers, Jeffrey Epstein in the Minecraft movie would be like I am Steen, Don Thackerson, the colon swinging slasher, PeeP, gay Christmas album, win. OKC with the highest point differential in NBA history. and people want to be like Lugent's Dorts. Lugent was too rough on D.

Bitch shut up. Me be fishy, a mean lesbian. Poopo poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop shit poop. John Strickland, Merck's 1889. My favorite Dr. Hartman bit is when he's prescribing Viagra's antidepressions. Pre-Raws, Blake 896. I got Lockjaw doing the graveyard chips at the dick's sucking factory. And all I got was Lockjaw as previously mentioned.

Netanyahu sounds like the guy from Arby's ads. I took her in my ad. and I franked it. Alt timeline gears to where Dom finds his decrepit wife and proceeds to blow her back out instead of blow her brains out. Sweeney spoils my parents' death, then kills them. Creator of the transparent cleaning meta on YouTube. I'm going to look that up there.

Danas Goopi jerking it with so much lotion, my ball stopped being wrinkly. My AirPod died at work and my phone played the RFK worm barrel bit out loud. So now my pharmacist does the RFK voice. Young Colin hanging himself on a ceiling fan, Harry Knobler and the throater of Gags Caban by Nicky Ziggy. Can Fat Ethan Klein be called? as a witness against Ozempic cocaine you thinkline Strike Carn

$25 for you because I'm killing the game right now, pirate software Let's go Sorry Miss Jackson, Badly Brave Who's New York Nick? Atheory needs help lowering his rubbing a hill o three penis Nate from Melfus 1 and rounding out our list That's seen that.

Kyle Kalinsky fucking tweeted that. Rounding out our list. King of Happazard. That was the fastest we've done credits in a fucking long time. That was a real steady one. I saw Kyle Kalinsky tweet that too fucking Trump opening his ass and his JD vans.

Dave Hans and all Trump's fucking. booty hole. Fuck that, nigger, man. I'm telling you, it's, it's,

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, Mario Bros. time. It's Mario Bros. Spray. Yeah, man.

Yeah, man. Thanks for, thanks for stopping by. Sorry for the shorter episode again. We'll be back up to a normal schedule next week. We just had to catch up.

But we'll see you again on the next episode of the Snarktank podcast. Remember snarktank.com, or not snarktank. Patreon.com slash snarktank. It's snarktank.

Shop for merch. Go over there. Join some of our tears. add your name to our listed names at the end of the show, ask us some questions, give us some suggestions, give us some stories, all sorts of shit. So, yeah, we'll see you on the next episode. Bye-bye.

Do it. What are you waiting for? Bye. Want to earn extra income for your business? Amazon Hub delivery is looking for ambitious business owners to assist with local deliveries. When you become a partner, you and your staff will deliver packages

to customers in your area on a schedule that works for you. With each package delivered, you'll gain extra income and exposure for your business. Plus, Amazon Hub Delivery makes it easy to get started. There's no upfront costs, delivery experience, or long-term contracts required. Sign up to learn more at Amazon.com slash hub delivery. That's Amazon.com slash HUB delivery. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway.

It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide deals and earn four times of points. Look for in-store tags to earn on eligible items from Celsius. body armor, ORA Ida, silk, Capri-San, Bavarian Meets,

and Charmin. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event-long savings. Stack up those rewards to save even more. Enjoy savings on top of savings

when you shop in-store or online for easy drive-up and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions.