The Snark Tank - #339: #FreeEpstein

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

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These years have been hilarious, really. Yeah. It's only halfway through the run, bro. I know. It's not even. He's only halfway through the one-fourth of the run. So. One-eighth of the run.

You'd so needlessly complicated that. But it's right. Sure. That's right, though. You get it just said we're a couple months in. Halfway through the first half? Yeah. First fourth.

The first fourth. You suck. Halfway through the first fourth. Yeah. It's stupid. Whatever. Hey, bro. We got there.

So Epstein, listen, Epstein, turns out just total accident just the total misunderstanding it was like a Seinfeldian circumstance where you know he was you know he was scratching his nose in the car and the person next to him thought he was picking his nose and everybody's now thinks he's a nose picker yeah and and that's that's exactly the poor situation our poor poor poor friend Jeffrey Epstein got himself into because it turns out there's no client list at all that's what the DOJ that's what the DOJ at the the the the the the Trump FBI are saying we there's no client list even though like what is it a couple months ago pan boni was like the list is on my desk they they did a whole fucking press conference yeah they did and handed folders to influencers these chuddy influencers and to show that it was obvious that when they didn't discuss anything afterwards they handed them nothing yeah they were holding up and taking these photo ops and shit and I remember Steve

and this fucking jackasses like you just love getting played, don't you guys? Dude, that binder must have just been You know those videos of people showing people in supermarkets, like memes, but like in a binder like printed on paper and just like, look, look. That's what that binder must have been.

It just must have been like a bunch of JD Vance. All those. AI Photoshop. I feel like it was the script to Half-Life 3 and this is nothing. It's just blank pages. Like, look at it. It's right here.

Look at me doing it. It's like a 300-page. pages of blank and you're like, isn't it great? And you're like, what was this for? The script is G-Man Gordon and then the rest of the pages are game happens. Game happens. And then the last one is game ends. Game ends.

That's great. Amazing. For half an hour. Whoa. Is this Fitzgilligan did this? They're just like, all right. Now smile. Like smile and they're just like, yeah, this is great guys.

Why haven't those people been killed? Like, for real. Like, you know what I mean? Those people that went along with that shit. It is crazy. I don't look in. I think, dude, I think that shit's fucking maybe two more crazy things happen.

Like, two more like outwardly crazy. It just sort of contained internet crazy. You know, like if you're not on the, if you're not into politics, you're not going to see this shit exactly, you know? You may hear about it, but you might not see it. We need two more like straight up fucked up things to happen before it gets like. It is just crazy. Brimstone and Fire Bad.

And I'm like, all right, cool, go for it. It's just crazy to me that, like, how can you build? Like, I'm pretty sure Dan Bongino, who's, like, currently the head of something. I don't remember what, do you remember what his title is? I don't know what fucking job they gave him. Yeah. Dumb asshole. Yeah.

I don't know. Was he associated with the FBI before? I don't know if it was before or I just know that he was just some dumb ass fucking podcast or that way too many people listened to him on the right. Yeah. Like, like, when I was looking at his numbers, I was like, this guy. it's like a piece of wet stone doing a podcast. And I just thought...

That's like Lex Friedman though, too. Like, the success of certain podcast confuses me greatly. Sure, yeah. Because I really don't... Lex Friedman, I really don't understand. Lex... I actually started... I think I figured out Lex Friedman.

Oh, yeah? Where I think there's a lot... I think streaming is responsible for Lex Friedman. I'll explain this. I was trying to think of why there are so many streamers that are so goddamn boring. and I couldn't figure out why people watch them and I think people replaced

just dead silence, dead air with just anything and it became long form content and like Lex Friedman. I feel like none of these people are listening to any of this shit but they can't just sit in silence. Oh, you know what it is? It's like if I listen to a podcast

with a boring person and they have dead air or like if they have silences, then it's like, well, that's not my silence. I'm not boring. You know what I mean? It's almost like a self, like a self-help thing where it's like, oh, it's not my fault that I feel uncomfortable right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's this guy. It's kind of, I was, I was trying to watch, and I was trying to game and watch something, but the game was getting kind of interesting because I was fucking around with it a lot. And so I started to realize if I had to put something on, it needs to be much more, like, tranquil.

Yeah, yeah. It needs to just be, like, kind of in the background. That's crazy. And I feel like that's what, streaming is now. And that's what Lex Friedman is and all these people that just, you're not, you're not listening to them. And I think all they do at the end to pretend like they did listen, they look at and scan the comments section and they go, I agree. I agree. I play intense FPS to like heavy house music. And I'm just tripping. Well, heavy house music isn't, well, that's exactly

the point. That's good. Like that's that. Yeah, there's a lot of noise. I'm talking about like, what's going on. Noise is fine. I have both volumes maxed. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I mean, That's, yeah. I'm trying to. That's a little insane. I got it to computer games when I was 30, so I'm fucking trash, ruining everything for everybody. And I'm like, I'm doing so good. Check my score.

Fucking three and 98. Ninety-eight. They are farming the fuck out of me, dude. That's like too many. That's too many kills for them to get without having won the game ages ago. That's like, what is the cap? That is impossibly bad. 100?

I want to do that. I want to play a game with my friend. And you're by yourself? Yeah, yeah. I want to play a game with that. I think next time we boot up Halo, the C, the Comcombo, which is called the collector's edition?

The collection? Yeah. We should all see who could die the most in one game. You should see who gets the most deaths. You know, that's interesting. That's interesting. Yeah.

I bet I bet I would, I would know how to do it, though. I don't think. Because I know the heat maps. I know how I know where people go. I think, I think I can die in front of the power weapons. Just wait. I think I can die more than you.

I really do that To the test That's a good idea Could you stomach dying that much though? Yeah I don't think he can I think he's gonna start getting upset I just can't do anything about it

You know how many times? And I play on M&K too And I know I'll die more than you The thing is it's like I've probably died in Halo collectively more than you've killed in any video game Because I've played Halo so much

That's true But I think what happened is gonna bother you Because your in thing is gonna be like Oh throw grenade, get around corner, do that I'm just gonna be lost in the water And I think that's what makes it funnier I've been playing the collection recently Because I've been trying to do this

They have these like speed run things Where it's like apparently like And I was like oh shit I didn't know you could I didn't know that this was a thing Or I forgot And so I was trying to speed run It's like it's fucking hard

But that game's so beautiful man Like that game ages so well What three? Yeah just the sandbox of it I love that year so much I've never seen the same thing happen Exactly the same way twice in that game And it's just like I love it

But do you think you think Epstein played Halo? He might have tried it. He might have tried it. I would, based on the time period that he was like kicking it, where he was like really maxing out. He was hanging out with rappers and fucking him and Donald Trump

were freaking high-fiving as they walked into second grade classrooms. When he was in his mid-maxing era of like getting the maximum amount of kids on the maximum amount of flights. Right. I can't imagine. and then Halo didn't come up at least a handful of times. That's a good point. Especially in that era, you know, that period of time. That's a good point.

Like, oh, hey, I got the new Xbox. I got that box machine on the plane. They got the 360 and they were like, you know, you can play video, you can hook your iPod up to this and play music while you play games. So, like, while you're molesting, you can play Halo and listen to fucking, I don't know. Fucking Cornia.

Enya. I've tried to imagine, like, the most uncomfortable music to be, listening to in the midst of being molested. I feel like Enya's probably it actually. That's pretty good. What about Chade? I think Chadee.

Chadee? You mean like smooth operator? Why are you getting molested? Smooth operator? That's just, that's just villainous. That's more, that's not as uncomfortable as it is fucking evil. That's like listening to the devil and me or whatever it is while you're getting molesting. You're like, damn.

Or the devil and me? The devil's in you for sure. But it's devil and me. It's the, uh, what's the devil in me? What's the song you're talking about? Devil went down to Georgia? What song you're talking about? No, it's, uh...

Are you talking about? Beals? Beels abob? What artist are you talking about? I forgot. I think it's a... You're not talking about Beals by Stephen Lynch? Huh?

The Slipknot, I think? Oh, uh... The devil in I. And I, then I. Okay. I don't you're talking about. Speaking of Slipknot, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, Ozzie concert. Do you see that?

Oh, yeah. I saw a clip and I was like, this is horrendous. It's actually, it was actually way bad. I saw a clip and first clip I saw I was like, oh, this is, I had to turn it off because it was so bad. It was, it was war pigs because. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

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Explore more than 350 plus undergraduate, graduate and certificate programs at ASUonline.asu.org. I think there was confusion because Ozzie was singing an octave lower. And they were playing in their original key. But the weird thing is they've done like There's a 2010 live concert that they have That's like really dope Where I feel like that's when you should have stopped playing forever

Because I was just like perfect cap Where they went off of lower Because he didn't want to sing as high anymore Anyway, it was perfect It was great It seemed like there was a miscommunication Because he's like, you know Much lower

And then the guitar's like Like how it used to be And I was like I hate this I was like what's happening? But like I heard He was decrepit when I was a child. That's the thing.

Decrepit. He was, he was, he was gone. So here's, how old is he now? How old is he? I think he's in the 70s.

That's crazy. That's kind of a rough 70. Well, he's a bad. He made it that far as great. I guess, I mean, I guess,

yeah, he was a rock star. He partied really hard. He makes that makes sense. Here's the thing, though. And I believe this. So, because I know Sharon Osborne lies a ton.

She's like a fucking horrible person. The wife, right? Yeah. But they said, and I, in the early 2000s, why he was so fucked up is that he had a specific medication

that was making him that way. I actually believe that because he's not doing that weird shaky, mumbly shit like he was during that, the reality show when he was like,

and everyone was like, the fuck's wrong with that, dude, I remember seeing that on VH1, obviously, like, during flavor of love or some bullshit.

And I'm like, even as a kid, when I was still forming like where I stand more, I was like, should he be on television? Should he be on, imagine?

Imagine watching VH1. And finding a moral conundrum. And finding one person on VH1 to be like, should this guy be on television? That's everybody on VH1. Remember Midge and Mac? Who? Remember Midge and Mac from I love in New York,

the little person? They dropped in the river. Oh my God. Mitch and Matt. I totally forgot. They were doing something. They had to like, they were doing something.

They would have to like get from one platform to another in the water. And they dropped this small black person there. So you know he can't swim. There's no way he's making that, bro. You're like, He's got like two negative status of X. He's got, he's got poisoned and stun at the same time. And it's like, brother, you're cooked.

Don't do this fight. Yeah, no, I don't know. I like, I saw, I don't remember watching the Ozzy Osbourne show because I don't know if I really cared. I remember seeing it a lot. But, uh, yeah, I was watching a little bit of these, this concert. He's sitting down in the concert. It's clear he can't stand up. Yeah, the giant throne.

It's a smart way to do it, to be honest. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, I was listening to some of it. Some of it was like, ooh, he's old. And the summer was like, I'm kind of surprised that this doesn't sound worse. Like, he sounds like he's like, you know, 70. Yeah. But it's, it could sound far, like when he was doing like, there's certain parts of,

uh, paranoid where I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, not bad. And then the Metallica guys. Listening, listening to it made me realize, like, oh, I like more Black Sabbath songs than I thought I did. Yeah, I'm, I'm a big Sabbath fan. We just know them because we're like, that's just like, it was around.

That's like, that's like what like, that's not, it's not classical rock, but that's the kind of rock you get introduced to. Yeah, it's technically, when you're learning about it. It's like classic metal kind of. It's like basically the birth of metal is what everybody kind of like coins it as. It's like proto metal or something. Like if people play stuff like that now more or less, especially like say the opening riff of war pigs, it's more like a doom or sludge in metal. Like there's those genres. That's a subgenre metal sludge?

Yeah. What the fuck is that? I mean, sludgy. It's very, you know, like very low tune. fuzzy, very slow and boring. So is doom metal. Like it's, it's,

dude, I've, I've, I listened, I've gotten way more to listen to rock music in general. Yeah. But it's still such a insanely deep genre that I'm like, Jesus, why I even call it rock? Just music. There's other music with sounds that sometimes people make them to go.

I think, I think it's generally like an electric guitar makes it rock, kind of. It does? It's like, kind of. Like, not really, not officially, but like when I think of most songs that I know that like feature heavily on electric guitar it's generally speaking it's rock like there's like a handful that maybe stick out like maybe fucking fucking beat it maybe maybe or is it beat it or bad that's a rock inspired song though

beat it is that that's that uh yeah that's a rock inspired song though sure yeah but it's not hailing isn't hailing a guitar in that song yeah 80 man he's in both of them right isn't he Bad and Beat it? Because they both have the guitar rift in it. I actually don't know about Bad. I know he is in one of them for sure. He's absolutely, like there's his signature solo where he's fucking doing a bunch of hammerons and he's doing a bunch of shit. Yeah, he's, he's great.

I wish I was a lot for the disco. I wish I was allowed to see that shit in person. Not really. I was like like be incorporeoli there. Maybe not like physically there because that would suck. Yeah, no. I don't want to. I don't want to go back in time.

I'm good. The 70s, like, discos look cool, but like, leaving the disco is probably the worst experience. You, like, leave the disco, like, all right, I'm about to get attacked for no reason. Oh, yeah. Like, I had a good time using cocaine, like, dancing with a bunch of cool women with afros, and then you walk out into immediate hate crime. That's absolutely, like, the peak of both experiences. Literally. Like, there's probably never been a better time to be a black person than in the 70s in a disco and no worse time.

Than exiting the disco. Then immediately after when you left. Exiting the disco. Although maybe being a slave is probably slightly worse. Well, you know, I think being a. I think it was slightly. I think it was, I think it's a little, I think it's a little, I mean, let me preface. I think it was a little overblown.

Slavery? Mildly. Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? In the sense. Oh, man, what's happening? That at least you would die before you see how much your sacrifice didn't matter, you know? Oh, like.

It would be gone. Oh, like you're kept so ignorant. that you don't know that there's anything better. Because it gets, it doesn't get as bad. Is it worse? Is it worse? Is it worse to never know that it could be better? And thus,

you're just kind of like stuck in a hell that doesn't seem as bad? I don't even believe this. I know you don't believe in. You're not saying anything. Like, it's like in contrast to what? I'm not, you know, you're just, you're just saying stuff. I'm just saying something and waiting for people to argue. Be like, yeah.

Yeah. Well, listen. I'm sure one, maybe, maybe one listener was like, and everybody else was like, yeah, that's fair. It's fucking plain halo or something. Well, listen. Or fucking getting fucked by the Epstein's Conkel or something, getting road dome from a fucking badger or something.

The point of all this, the point of all this is to say that, you know, there's no client list who it just turns out he was just, he was a misunderstood guy. The finance. And that's a shame. It's a shame he killed himself. For no reason.

For no reason at all. And it's a shame that Gilaine Maxwell is in prison for just being annoying and a bitch, I guess. Yeah. This is a crazy conspiracy. If that's the case, if that's the case. Yeah. We can get a lot of women if that's the case for it. Yeah. We can do a mass exodus of women.

Maybe so. We got to get to the bottom of like who crossed Epstein since he was clearly innocent. And going back to where he had already. been convicted you know, before. Yeah. He actually served time for being a fucking

pervert, pedophile freak. So obviously that's not true either. Right. It's all lie. Yeah, very likely, that's all fake. It's all lie. I believe Cash Patel. I believe Dan,

what is his name? Dan Bonjino. Yeah, whatever the fuck. Just stupid Italian. What if he does a complete 180? And he goes, he's trans and he's like, my name's Tran Bonjina now. trend

trin vagina well I wouldn't have any words I gotta say it wouldn't surprise me like you know like you would just you would just see that

like yeah sure why not yeah sure at this point like the head of the dude director of the FBI looks like

he's he looks like I've seen him every like hey we need to typecast like this crazy guy with a bomb

that's gonna blow up a bank yeah you know like he does like the kind of guy who's going, like, his main interests, like, if he was on a dating profile, it would say my, my, I, like, long walks on the beach and blowing banks up. I bet he worked on extreme home makeover and was like, this is awesome, was blowing up the house. Oh, yeah.

He loved that part. That did look fucking fun as hell. I was always wondering, like, what if they're too close and, like, a whole piece of a fence goes straight through some of the tummy? A chain link, a chain link fence, blow. Lass towards them like vertically and then they just get cut into the guy. Wait, if I can remember his name. He has three names. He has three names.

Dan von Gino? Yeah. No, no. Sean William Scott. No, stop, stop, stop. Neil Patrick Harris. I'm married. I need you to stop so I can start thinking.

Sure. Neil deGrasse Tyson. Rat, fuck, you know. Um, who else has three names? Hunter S. Thompson. Yeah. Brian, Brian. Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Oh, is that for? Shit. Dwayne Rock Johnson. Robert Bo Burnham. Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. again. Stop. Robert Downey Sr.

Chad. Chad. Chad. Chad. Chad. Chad. Jeffrey Johnish Epstein. Dude, this is a dick. Ooh, Jay Jonah Jameson.

You don't know anything. You don't remember. This guy isn't. What's happening? What's happening of this guy? I don't know, man. He's losing his mind. It's his fault.

It totally is. Sirie. You guys, he's got to, he's gonna, he's gonna, he hate, shut up,

shut up. That's not one that's, you fucking stupid bitch. Hey, Siri, what's the guy with three names?

Shut the fuck on. Siri just shuts off. Siri stops working for everybody. You're watching. Siri leaves. Siri leaves. No, can use Siri anymore.

Siri leaves and goes to the collective is like they're not worth it. You're watch somehow, you're watch somehow, you're watch somehow, communicates this to you. Wait, let me ask.

But dude, so the... Who was the host for Extreme Home Makeover? Ty Pennington. Ty Pennington? Ty Pennington? Why didn't you say something you... Because he doesn't have three names, motherfucker. When I said he had three names, you could have been like, no, he doesn't.

His name is Ty Peddington. You just... You have absolute bastard. You had me in a tailspinion. He's blaming it on you. That's not what I'm blaming. I'm... I'm blaming my suffering on him.

You could have just stopped it. Acknowledge. Acknowledge right now. I want the audience to look at like the abusive, the psychological, like narcissistic nature. You absolutely dumb bitch. He said what's the guy with three names and expected me and mad at me that I didn't say Ty Pennington? I said who was the host for Extreme Home Makeover? I don't think he said that.

He has three names. I didn't hear that. He has three names. I didn't hear that. part. Once I said he had three names and I tried to dig into my mental palace, you could have been like it's Ty Peddington, you fucking idiot

instead of allowing me to go through my brain. You're assuming we heard you say who's the host of experience. Maybe I didn't say it, all right? Maybe you guys gaslighted me and I believe you I didn't say it. But you knew what I was thinking. Whatever. I didn't. I literally did. Crazy. Listen.

He looks really rough now. Yeah, probably. He looks really rough. He got a lot of work, Doug. He's got all that, all that Lenolium is crazy. Ty Pennington? Yeah, I haven't actually... If you know who this is, I'd be fucking shocked. I don't.

The name sounds familiar, but I never watched... Ty Pennington, move that bus. I guess I've described it's familiar. Oh my God, used to have that... The spikes? Yeah. Yeah. It's the 2000s.

Old men, but once you hit 16, you got to stop. I think once you're 17, you got to stop doing it. I think you've got to stop doing that. going to have the spikes until you're 27. But one thing before I forget. You have to live a particular lifestyle to continue having it. Like what? I'm not going to say it.

Go ahead. One thing before, because there's a couple things we want to bring up before we move on from this. But like the one thing that I want to bring up is the fact that like about the, you know, this Epstein shit is like, Dan Bonjino or Cash Patel, one of them, outwardly said, I've seen the video. Right. And like fanning the flames of it. Like, oh, I've seen the video. And then now it's just like, oh, the cameras weren't working.

It is truly, like, I genuinely want to know because I know that there's some like straggler conservative. I know some conservatives will pop in here now and again. I really want to know at what point are you just tired of being made to look like a complete fucking retard? Yeah. Because this is just, I mean, it's hilarious to me because it's just like this is not surprising to me. But like, if you're shocked, I saw some people being like, I'll never trust Cash Patel or Dan Bongino again. I'm like, oh. You did?

You did? Did? Yes, they did. I'm never going to trust lies Lee McFibbington again. I'm never going to trust fucking Dr. Tells Lies ever again. I can't believe you fucking is Dr. Liar. Like, what the fuck do you mean?

I'm never going to trust them again. It's embarrassing to admit that you ever trusted these people. Yeah. It's sad. It sucks. I want to, I think it's important to talk to these people and as, them how how they got interested in these people no how they believe them not not necessarily why because I think the why is obvious it's like they just want yeah they just want

to believe yeah but it's like how did you get into this uh space to where you started believing these people who obviously don't have any good intentions we should we should make it more difficult of them to even be able to get food and uh have the means to live if you see cash Patel with like a burger slapping out of his hands. Like you should, they shouldn't be able to like buy property. Shouldn't be able to buy property. Shouldn't be able to get medicine for themselves. They shouldn't have special hospitals for themselves only.

I think I'm done. I'm done with them being, they're not people no more. You're not a human to me. I'm pretty even even like, even their supporters I'm starting to get like a little bit too jaded where I was like, oh, this isn't good to where, say there was a, you know, a tragedy happened in Texas. You know, there was a flood. and oh yeah there was a great flood

where's Moses fuck you I hated my initial reaction where I was just like you mean Noah whatever yeah Moses didn't part a flood yeah

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I mean, I guess he could. The ocean's not a flood, though. It's still a water. He could argue that it is a flood, I guess. He could part the flood. and put his little cane down and it would have been I'm just saying Noah is the flood associated yeah Moses versus Noah

who got it oh man Moses Moses Moses for the most of Moses I think Moses got it Moses I think because Noah just builds a boat he just puts a water he's like damn near eternal support can you can you defeat him because I feel like I feel like by the time he finished building that shit he was like 900

or something crazy he was he was old he was like you think him like 14 years like that like something sort of crazy is 14 years old It was some sort of crazy. It was not. For some reason, 14 and 21 sound rights me, but I,

like, Noah was 15. No way. Noah was 15 when he finished the ark. He was three when he started building. Hey, hey. No. Did you know he only brought two of the clean animals?

He brought two of the dirty animals in. And seven of the clean. You know that, right? I think, I don't know. I think there's truth to the, to the ark. I think he might have built us canoe

and died with his wife in it. I think a long-ass-old. time ago people did build a big a build a big ass boat but like I don't know if it matters oh my bad uh so he was 600 years old when he finished it excuse me oh I think he lived up to uh 900 900 though so he finished the yark at 600 years old he possibly started around 480 years old and if the 120 year period refers to that so yeah this is uh and this is this is this thing is depiction of years is wrong it's probably like maybe like 98 days and he thought it was They just didn't know what years are.

It's imagined a mistranslation entirely. I just think it didn't sound impressive. The Bible mistranslations? Can you imagine that? Interesting. I feel like they just upped it like what we do like for hype, you know, for, for, for, yeah, to make a good story by just making things sound insane. And then, and then listen, gentlemen, again, here we are talking about cash Patel and

Dan piece of shit, Johnny or whatever. And it's like, why am I surprised people believe? No, yeah, yeah. It's like, I keep getting slapped in the face. are literally animals that are only located on parts of the world. So that means this nigga went all the way. Yes, he did it.

He got marcipiole. Penguins. Brought them back to the Middle East. Went over, got lions. He did all that. Penguins and polar bears coexisted together. Yeah.

Sick. God wants us to be friends. They were dancing on the air. They were dancing on little campfires. Dude, too, doing all the latest fucking fortnight emoys and stuff. That's crazy.

There's a game called Fortnite. There's going to be a game called Fortnite in a few thousand years. I shit you not. It's going to be fucking lucrative as a motherfucker. That's fucking, you see a bear doing an acoustic. Bapapababab. Bambah.

The bear is ravenous, but then it just stands up and starts fucking doing it. That's crazy, dude. That's crazy. The Bible's good. I think we should rewrite the Bible. We should, yeah. I think that's got a great flood.

But I think that part might have happened I think the blood is real I think the flood is absolutely real In the Missibatamia era Like in like say in the Samarian shit there's a flood There's too many disparate accounts Of like that happening

For it to be completely fake But it's just like like everything else It's all fucking plagiarized Because why wouldn't you do Why would you not If you're If there's no consequences For your actions

I guess And you're not creative Just oh this story is kind of cool I'm just It'll let's a couple of things Why wouldn't you do that? What do you think was the first guy that walked into a temple

It was like, I'm fin of these niggas Like crazy and take all the power Like you think like what do you Like what do you think that dawn Like imagine Imagine being the first guy to be like Wait a minute You know what's crazy

Is that thing? I can lie to these fools I can lie and get whatever I want Yeah Holy shit Yeah God wants me to deep dick your wife Right now in front of you Hand me your wife

I mean that's what the whole like Zoo shit was Handed me a wife currently He was just like hey it was good I'm gonna turn into a bird Fuck you fly away again That's insane He gave a bird first

Or a dick. He just like, I don't know, you even think he would. I just like fucking his birds. I'm a fan. You know, birds have intense orgasms.

Way better than people do. Oh, yeah. That's better than a god. Exactly what it says than the book of Zeus. The book of Zeus. Yeah.

The zoo bull. The zoos bull. The holy zoo bull. The holy zoo bull. Speaking of Zeus books. What about zoo books? Yeah, that's what I was saying.

So I went to the zoo, actually. I went to the San Diego. goo. That fucking transition is crazy. Anyway, free Epstein. He did nothing wrong. I trust cash.

I won't say that. But it's funny. I agree with that. He did another. I mean, I mean, a court, what am I going to just doubt my intelligence community?

Yeah. You should. You should. I doubt our government. Why would I? I trust my government now. Yeah, come on. I think Iran was, Iran was 10 minutes away

from building a bomb. Yes. The 10 minutes and counting. And count it. They called... That you motherfucker told me It was true, so I believe him. They called that short actor, Tom Cruise.

They got the bomb diffused. That's what the latest movie's about, actually. In real time, it's kind of crazy that they did that. Really? They shot it live. They shot it live. Yeah. So that's what's going on.

And then Cashby was like, hey, man, good job. Now we got to go let the people know that Epstein is innocent. And he died a hero and a patriot. Yeah. And then Tom Cruise flies away with Zeno. It is fucking weird that Cash Patel went on TV and said After all this

Epstein died a hero You know He got a hero dangling from his fucking self He was a good man He did nothing wrong Yeah We thought he had a client list But turns out it was literally just

All of his shopping lists We looked at it closer And it turns out what we thought was Prince Harry and Prince Charles or whatever Turns out we misread it It was actually just eggs and milk and

it's a grocery list it's a complete grocery list we're sorry for misleading you guys yeah bye

bye bro I man I I wish I was a piece of shit because how easy would it be to just have an army have unlimited money

just manipulate people so like the stuff that they believe I was just watching there's a guy named, I think, Dyer Tripp, if I remember, a YouTuber. No, I don't know. He's just some, like, I don't know, this pale looking guy. He looks a little weird. He looks like he kills people, but he, he, uh, show, he, he taught, he's one of the true crime guys. And I was just looking at the, uh, the QAnon conspiracy moms. Oh, yeah.

And the Qa moms. Yeah, the Qa moms. And, like, one of them killed this lawyer, you know, like, because he was, you know, grifting her and they're, he was grifting all these people. And one of which is like, I can't trust him. he's actually with the state killed the shit out of him and it's just all this guy told a few lies and die for it dude man the funny thing about it too his wife was totally on board and believed his bullshit too to where even when the court thing happened and it clearly this guy's not a real lawyer or anything but she's still like says to the fucking perpetrator you know like it's a shame you did this he was helping you and it's like nigga after the trial and

knowing that this guy's not even license. You're so like, oh, he was helping you. And I'm like, these people are so fried. And I'm like, imagine having these minions. Imagine having like, go, like, go forth and collect money for me. You know, like pigeons and stuff. You can train them to like steal shit. I want to do that with people.

I wish, I wish it was like, I wish court was more fun. Oh. Like, I wish you could be like, uh, like your lawyer could ask you like. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

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pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an

accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Hey, are you innocent? And you go, yeah. And he's like, Your Honor.

You see this? Come on. There should be duels again. There should be open doors. Your honor. Your honor, my client was going goblin mode. Yeah, trial by combat. Didn't the greasy fuck say that with the greasy black hair?

The lawyer. Who? Mayor Giuliani. Juliani. What did he say? Why was he leaking? Let's have trial by combat. Do you remember that?

Oh, yeah. At the, at January 6th, I'm pretty sure that happened. It was something like that. I don't want to say that was that for sure. I think it was the rally before or like a little. I think you're right. It was before it was before it happened. I can't remember if it was on the day or if it was like slightly before, but it was definitely before.

I think you're right. But yeah, trial. Let's have trial by combat. He said that like a couple hours, I think before they stormed the Capitol. I think you didn't say that. I think that's real, which is, by the way, wild. But I would have accepted it to him. I would be like, sure.

Yeah, let's fight. Let's go. right now. Put him in, put him in and bring in someone that can, that's really good at fighting. Right before the riot. Yeah. Was it on the day? Let's have trial by combat. Ruby Giuliani. Yeah, Rudy Giuliani riles up crowd before riot. Yep. Yeah. Classic. Save America rally. It was the same. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Isn't that insane that that was the, I feel like the facts of these things are like, they get like, cloudy. Yeah. In our memories or like we, we misplaced them. But bro, that was, Mayor Julie. That guy was on stage being like, let's have trial by combat.

moments before the interaction literally it's fucking insane yeah it's it is pretty well people to say that is crazy yeah yeah didn't a guy from board

almost catch him trying to sleep with a kid yeah something like that right yeah I wasn't like almost trying to take his pants off or some shit

yeah I mean I wouldn't put it past him but there's an argument to be made that it's like you kind of selectively edited that which I could believe but at the same time you don't really deserve my goodwill

you know? Or my fair... Like I could see that being like you literally gave me a fucking mic that travels up my fucking leg I got to adjust it I could see that being true but at the same time

fuck you and I don't care to be charitable to you. Yeah I just the thing is I all like the thing is they're all cool go ahead I was gonna say

because the thing is that Giuliani specifically doesn't necessarily have a rap like that He's more like, as far as I know, he's not like a creep creep in that way. He's just like a demon. I've, I've very clear remember him being a huge creep. Giuliani specifically? Yeah, I remember that could be a huge creep.

I think that's one reason why he stopped and running for the positions he was in. No, I think you're thinking of Cuomo. He might be thinking of Cuomo. But Cuomo specifically. Cuomo, Cuomo's a repeat offender. I love there's an AI video of Chris Cuomo being like, or Andrew Cuomo, sorry, not that it matters. But who gives it. shit.

Right. But I think there's one thing of him being like, there's an AI video of him going like, when the people in New York made me step down for molesting a fucking baker's done of women, a baker's dozen of women, and the way that he delivers fucking baker's dozen is crazy, dude. Why would you say that? Because it's like, it's AI, but like it hits it like, damn.

That's like really believable. A fucking baker's dozen of women. Yeah, he's been sued. Juliani? Sued for sexual assault and harassment. Yeah. Lowell got him. So that was.

Yeah, so yeah, he's probably going to try and sleep with the child. But like, it's, dude, you can't, when you look at that motherfucker, you can't. You can't not think you. Especially with all the, he's associated with Trump and all these people. They all hang out and shit. Like, I mean, he also just, he has the character design of, like, Professor Rape. Yeah. Like, there's no.

So everything about Giuliani screams, to me, my sexman. To me, my sex man. To me, my sex, to me, my buyers. My buyers. My minors. Rer Rai. Rape. Raved.

Raped. Raped. Raped. Raped. I'm a rapist. That's crazy. Let's have trial by rape. That's crazy.

That's crazy. That almost got me. That's crazy. I was not expecting trial by rape Under any circumstance I think we found a new title for this episode Fellas Absolutely not

Absolutely fucking not Oh my god Yeah Do we have anything else to say about this I know you want to bring up Melania Oh yeah it didn't really fit into You know it didn't really fit into I was looking for a place

Yeah No it's fine Melania Melania and Trump did have sex For the first time on the Loli Express But like whatever It's not a big deal I just like

Okay, I think like a scientist, we should do some control and try to live like conservatives and watch exclusively their content to see how they can miss all of this. I can't do that. What if we become hypnotized? Can you imagine it somehow works? You're like, you're completely self-aware, but it still works. Yeah. You know, that scares me. You're at a Q-on rally.

You have 16 guns and shit. You just wake like, wait yourself. What's going on? What does happen? Every now and that, it's unfortunate too, because every now and then, it's weird because I'll see some things on Twitter that are like, oh, this is a modern conservative talking point, but like it used to be the opposite. Like I specifically, I think I tweeted recently about like, um, because I think before

rush hour, I don't remember on what service or what streaming, like, whatever the fuck. Before rush hour plays, um, there's like a kind of like a content warrant. that lets you know like, hey, this was made in time. You're going to see some shit. Oh, that happened recently? Yeah. I saw it recently. I saw it recently.

I saw it recently. And it was like kind of like a, it was gaining. It was a trending like photo of like somebody being like, oh, they put a fucking content morning before rush hour. Yeah. And I saw it rush hour for the first time recently. I was actually pretty surprised by like, oh, yeah, this is great. Oh, race as it is?

Yeah. It's wild. I mean, it's, it's in all three. All three movies. Like, it's a con. Like, I don't know. It's not really. offensive. It's just like, oh, that's surprising because you wouldn't see that today.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But, well, it's much more than the first, the other ones that, like, one is way more than two and three are. Yeah, I think one way more. But it's the funniest. Because one was like, and it is also the funniest. Yeah. That's kind of the thing. So it's like, I'm going to be real, because I recently watched. I think two was the best one. I recently watched all three of them. Two is my favorite. Yeah. But I recently watched all three of them. And even, because like, there was a little break between the third. third one. And, uh, but the, the fucking opening scene of, uh, of, uh, Chris, uh, cart.

What's his name? Oh, his name's Carter in the thing. Chris Carlin. Chris Tucker, but his name's Carter in, uh, in the thing. He's just directing traffic and he pulls over these women. And the shit that he's saying to, especially the fat chick, it's crazy. It's crazy. I'm like, dude, what the fuck?

Like, it's, it didn't really tone it down that much. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah. But, but, but the first one, the first one is so funny to me because it, there's a, there's a, there's an element of that movie that really makes me mad and I'm wondering if you know what it is what is the most annoying thing about the first rush hour to you

it's the most annoying thing? Although they're being literally an Asian person in it? I don't know. I don't know, maybe just, to me it's only it's Chris Tucker being way too loud. This is his voice. These are fair answers. The thing that really pisses me off

about the first rush hour is that they set up a bomb and it never goes off. In which? in the first rush hour. In which part? At the end, When he's like holding the bomb, like, he's like, he's got like bombs strapped to him or something. So there's the bomb vest.

The bomb vest. Yeah. They set it up. And you're expecting, like, oh, some crazy is going to go happen. And then he just lands in the water and then it just nothing happens. Oh, like, you thought what he was going to like explode. But I don't know. I thought it was, I thought they were going to find some way to blow it.

Like, I don't know. It's like, it's like, why would you put a bomb in a movie if we're not going to blow it up? I mean, there was already explosions. The opening scene, the C4 explodes on the car. But that comes out of nowhere with no set up. What's his name? The henchman? I can't remember his name

with the Asian with the dyed hair. Oh, I don't know. He blows up the building because fucking the stupid. The FBI are so, dude, the FBI are so retarded in that movie where like even with his broken English,

Jackie Chan's like, if you were asking for $50 million, would you be in a building like that? Like he's trying to convince them to get out of the building because clearly it's a trap. Yeah. And then they blow up some fucking FBI agents.

because no shit. Yeah, yeah. But then the thing, that fucking guy tries to stroll out of the alley all casually, like as if no one's gonna, there's nobody around. It's late at night. It's not like there's just people walking around

where you can blend in. He turned to a sassist's greed. He turned to a sassiz cream. Like, do the crowd blend with no one. And then, of course, fucking Jackie Chan turns around immediately sees them and then they have the chase. And I'm like,

that part of the movie, you know what I'm talking about, that part of the movie because that's it's so stupid it makes me laugh all right man blend in and you like pretend

to be like talking to somebody but there's nobody there it's so funny you gotta see you gotta see this it is crazy

I remember noticing that too it's like he's basically whistling and like but yeah I don't know there's like because there's a shootout and there's like a bomb vest

and you're thinking like oh when's this thing gonna go off and then it just kind of doesn't I just remember being like all right I guess I was kind of lame It would have died though

I didn't think because like first of all Sue Young had it on Yeah Is that when you wanted to go Well no I just think like Because they do take it off And then they stretch They

And then the And then the bad guy takes it Well he doesn't take it It rips off of Carter And then it's Sorry sorry not Carter Jackie Chan Jackie Chan has it on

But then it's with him And then I'm like Oh they're gonna blow up the bad guy This is gonna be sick And then it No But the only chance They would have had to do it

Is while what He was in the air falling Yeah That's so morbid So he's doomed He's gonna die and then fucking And then fucking Come on

You're telling me that's not awesome No listen If I was directing that movie That's exactly what I would have done I would have campaign for an Oscar I would have had it be an accident too I would have had like I would have had it

And then just like accidentally pull the trigger that it explodes Listen that's Bollywood type shit that I love That's like the word unnecessary explosions. And I've watched some movies where there's cars that nothing. A car just creamed off a cliff still in midair explodes. Like, no reason. I've seen.

It's like the bus launch and speed. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like, it goes off a flat surface up. Up. It's fucking crazy. But like rush hour is kind of over the top already. Like, it begins, like, every, every interaction in that movie begins with, like, people pulling guns on each other.

It's hilarious. Every single one of them. There's not a single one that doesn't start that way. And so, like, you're telling me it's, like, unreasonable to expect the guy to explode in the middle of the air with a bomb. It's not unreasonable at all. It would have, I'm, I am telling you, I didn't, I, you, what'd you say? Explosions. Like, if somebody's falling, right, and they have an adequate enough space, so the explosion doesn't touch the ground or any of the surface, will the explosion be spherical?

Yeah That's how force works Yeah Yeah right Especially you know The way that things are usually designed to Yeah In all directions

Because I would have to see somebody blow up And then like have like Be standing in an area I can see this a sphere of light And be like whoa it's a round Wait But anyway I bring this up just to say

That like I saw that trending recently I was like yeah I think this I don't know I think these things are kind of annoying But I would take this I would take the card The content warning card over like

Over it not being gone Yeah over it being gone and people are like oh what what about the third option where like you say fuck the people who are sensitive it's like okay cool great are you the CEO

of fucking Warner are you gonna do like it doesn't matter like yeah I wouldn't care I wouldn't be putting these things in front I would be putting those things in front of very specific things like bugs bunny doing blackface or something things that are like meant things that are like meant to be for children

that are like we might want to do something about that. But like rush hour, like that's a, that's a teenage, like, it's not a kids movie. I think the problem, I think the thing is that I, you have to remember. I think it's rated R. Yeah. I'm pretty, yeah, I'm pretty sure. I think I don't remember them. I think with radars. With, with movies for adults and shows for adults, what, like, I think it's, I think it's silly. I think adults are fucking, you know. I think it's really funny because I think violence doesn't make something related R than language does. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. One. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere. North, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got

into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Well, violence absolutely does. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, I think it's the grotesque.

Because in rush hour, you don't see people's bloods and brains and stuff like these explosions. So I don't think they're rated R movies. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure they're not rated R. I'm pretty sure they. The third one is a rated R movie. I know that. I, I'm only thinking so because I feel like there's enough language and there's enough

to mix it just to push it over the edge. I know there's stupid arbitrary rules Like about PG-13 You only say fuck one time Look at the rating Like it's stupid rules like What is that? It's fun

Oh God you can only say it once You gotta I think that's funny That's like when are you gonna use it Yeah I think it's kind of cute You're gonna use your ultimate Like what are you gonna use it? It's cute but it's still stupid

It's done but Can they use Like is the N word How many in words you can use? See there's 17 allowed in a PG movie That's great You're watching fucking Land before time and Littlefoot just screams the hard hour once.

That's crazy. He trips and screams it. He invented the word. That's crazy. He gets a vision of the future and says the end word. They're like, what does that mean? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. It feels like I really should say it though. But I want to. Oh, no. No, yeah. It's PG-13. Yeah. The first one?

All of them, I think. At least that's what Google's telling me. He definitely says nigger at least once in that movie. It says nigger quite a bit because of that one scene in the bar where he's like, What's up, my nigga? Oh, yeah, yeah. What did you just say? He's all, he says it again.

You sees this guy's angry and, like, upset. What did you just say? And he's like, I'm just saying it again, even though this guy looks upset. I must have said it wrong, right? What's up, my nigga. I love, I love that. But yeah, so, like, it's funny because I see that stuff and I, like, I agree with a sentiment of just like, yeah, come on. Like, we don't need this everywhere.

Sure. But at the same time, it's so funny because that used to be, like, the whole, like, sensual. of media that used to be a conservative position. You know what I mean? And it still is. It still is. But like it's posturing more as like, oh, being anti-sensorship is like, it's posturing as a conservative thing.

100%. This is still a very like. They co-opted that strategically. Well, it's annoying that the left co-opted the opposite. Like, I don't know why you, that was crazy to me. Like when all this stuff was first happening where it's just like, maybe we shouldn't. It's like, what? There was a weird.

When did this happen? I don't. Crazy. That was. How do you go from Carlin to that? You know what I mean? That was legitimate. That was the only reason why.

I watched one of his specials finally fully. Oh, God. I was like, whoa, dude. The only thing, the only thing I didn't like was him saying the N-word a few times. It was funny. It was funny. And he is technically right. But that's not a bit I would go on stage with.

Like, as a white man, I would not go on stage with that bit. I just would like, I don't know the context. I don't remember the context where he was like talking about how words have the context of a word matters the most. And I'm like, yeah. Of course, yeah. Duh, objectively. it does matter the most.

He's like, why do you think that the N-word, like, that word in itself is not a terrible word, but it's the context, what it's used. And I'm like, I, you got me 85% in the way there. Well, that's objectively true. It's, it's true. Without meaning, the word means nothing. I mean, if you, if you're just like a bumbling caveman and you say the N-word, you're not like a, I am morally bad, but it's the, but then at that, you should be aware of the context

of you saying it right now, you know? Do I do agree with them? I think it's the idea of that, like, why do, because obviously, by, because obviously, don't get offended when they say it to each other. You know, I'm not going to call Derek a nigga. He's going to jump over the table and try to joke me after death. You know, but it's like, it's like I wouldn't, that's not a joke I would go up on stage. Like, George, I agree with you.

I agree with you entirely. I think it depends on what, I think that word is fine in context, which is a hard art. Fine in context where you make it very sure that one, the person that's saying the word sucks. They have to suck. They have to suck. Like, how? Like the vacuum from telling the time. Tubbies.

Nunu. Why do you remember that? What do you mean? What do you mean? I asked him to his face. Why does he know the name? I know that thing's named because I watched Telitubby sort of recently. Wait.

Hold on. This just got even weird. Wait. I have my nephews. My nephew. My nephew. Yeah, sure. I was watching him and I put on television.

He was like, I don't like this. Sure, buddy. And I was like, all right, cool. Yeah, put on fucking Bluey because that's clearly what he wants to watch. Blue is a solid television show. Dude. Blue is a solid television show. Telly Tubbies was not good.

Never. I never watched it. Never. I just wanted the custard. Yeah. Custard. The tubby custard. I don't see.

This guy, he's a big fan. That's why you put it on for yourself, not for your fucking nephew. No, I put, I was like, I remember this show. I think he might like it. You're what they call a tubhead.

A tubster? A tubster. Big fan of the teletubbies. You follow them around like the fucking, the Grateful Dead Crazy But like it's So the idea of things like that

Where it has to be like You have to make sure it's vilified You know So like Candy John Candy says that word He sucks He's a piece of shit So it's fine

You know Oh I see what you're saying It being said by fucking Samuel Jackson's character in Django He sucks You know Yeah I think it's that context

Or you don't want You don't want the hero The story says You don't want John's So saying that After he kills a dragon Yeah You don't want Jimmy Newton?

I do, but you shouldn't, you know, you shouldn't. Yeah, you don't want like Jimmy Neutron saying it. Or like Captain America. You guys are picking bad examples. I do want Jimmy. No, we do because we're sick. We're going to want all these people to say it. There's not a, I can't think of a single person in fiction or in real life that I wouldn't want to see say that word.

That's actually true. I was trying to go through everything. Even like, even if we're talking about the Dan Benjo, like all those fucking. Dan Benjo, Kazooie, whatever the fucking name is. I don't know what's last thing. The new Spider-Man. game when they fall off the sky. If he said the N-Rord as he bounced off the floor,

this Spider-Man gets up and webs away, I think that'd be the funniest thing ever. I'm like, oh, wow, he really is my favorite ever. But, you know, it needs to be. We're also different.

I get it. We're sick. George Carlin is a unique, unique inward. He's a very, yeah, exactly. But his concepts are all right,

though. I think at the end of the day, your concepts, like that's true. Why did you bring them up? Because we're cooking with something else. Well, I'm thinking of the idea of like,

the censorship of work. words, you know? Yeah, yeah. You need to, there needs to be context. Like, I think if you're reading, like, if you're doing academic reading, say the fucking N word. There shouldn't be, I'm nervous, like, no, say the fucking N word. It's fine.

Yeah, in that context. You're in the context, you're just reading it. In school, people would do it all the time. They'd be weird about it. Like, I don't want to say this like, dude, you're reading something that says it. So here's the thing. Would you, would you, would you accept somebody who, uh, hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with

pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with.

So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion. covered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from Thanksgiving. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Doesn't really want to say it in an academic sense versus somebody who says it and they go, they got like a look in their eyes. Well, see, they suck. And then that's more context.

That's the context. You're like, whoa, you enjoy that way too much, buddy. Yeah. And then you might have to see them after class or whatever. Because I definitely said it in an academic reading. Of course. You have to. I think Huck Finn was the only thing.

I think. In college class, I said to say. College class, that makes a lot more. I remember we were reading one of the black people. I remember we were reading one of the Halo novels. And they called Arbiter it twice. I was going to say who said it to whom. The Arbiter says it to

Johnson. To, I don't know, a grunt. Or lordhood. It's just a throwaway fucking scene. That moment in the book connects to nothing. It's like what the fuck? What was this chapter? You guys have seen that.

No talking. The video of, no, no, the video of the fallout three aliens saying the N-word, right? Yeah. Have I showed you that? You have not seen it? Derek, look it up right now. This is going to, I don't normally like. Wait, no, I must, I just don't.

Look it up. Look it up, refresh your memory. Dude, it's crazy. It's my favorite video ever. I think this was brought up on the show many years ago. Probably. I brought it up on Sacred recently because I was just like, yo. Of course, you got to see this.

Colin was like, dude, what is this? Colin Busset? Anytime I find a video that, like, I know we'll make Colin Buss. Yeah, okay, I do remember this. Do it. I want to hear it again. It's so good. Oh, there he is.

I don't understand what that. Do you fully grasp that? Do you fully grasp what that is? I mean, if you want to talk about lore-wise, why it knows the N-word? No, it's not. That is the idea that he slowed down time. So that means that within that tiny, tiny window

Between the bullet Leaving the gun And entering the alien He lets out a Rattled it off Sonic N-word He screams the N-word One last time

He had so But he could have said love He'd have said his wife's name Edward Two syllables He chose two syllables There's a lot of You got a little

Oh man dude I fucking love that game There's too many people like us Like doing professional jobs like that You know Yeah I think everyone kind of thinks that stuff's fun

The problem is that some people think it's funny because it's ridiculous and some people just suck. This is what we're talking about though. This is kind of the subject. That was the thing that was so weird about a lot of people on the left trying to censor art and stuff that was, oh, kind of, you know, it basically reminded me of like royalty of like, say, nobles and kings. That would be like, we can't enjoy what peasants enjoy. Right. So no toilet humor. No, no derogatory slurs.

no no no big booties and big butts and you know this is like cheap shit and I was like this is weird why are you acting like this all like sex negative fucking feminist what the hell haven't that like an oxymoron it feels ridiculous like it was such a weird

I think the problem I think the problem is was really weird well like I say always everything can everything gets solved and everything is caused by white women okay well it's every

It is a conundrum like no other. We don't need to get into it. I know it's like, I mean. You know, it's going to be no other. I've seen the pipeline videos of white. And you agree. I know what you're saying. I don't want to get into that.

Exactly. You agree. You're scared. You're scared. You're scared. You're scared. I'm not scared at all. It's just this is something that I feel like people need to discover on their own and they don't need to hear us discuss it.

Yeah. It's not. I'm not scared. I'm afraid. I'm fucking terrified, idiot. Being frightened and being forced to speak I've ever been like really scared And you had to talk about shit

And it's like dude I'm terrified Why are we talking about stuff right now? Yeah I mean I used to I used to have like a crippling fear of like public speaking Yeah really I had a public speaking class in college And I'm not even joking like I went to the first class And then I we had like a speech to give

And then like I walked up to the door And then I left and I never went back to the class Oh man It was really bad like I couldn't do it I'm terrified of a public swing. Now I don't give a shit. That sounds like I'm really scared of You still are?

I was freaking out during our life show. I was actually having to panic attack at Low Key. Well, but I kept it cool. Well, during the last week, you were sick, that's why.

That's true. Yeah. He was sick and and I fucking had a meltdown. You would have been in a water by the house. It's always been there fucking like shuck it and jiving. Like, what else can I do?

It's always, it's always, it's always, um, yeah, I did both of those shows too that day. Fuck. You were so sick. You were hurt.

But the, I mean, it's nerve-wracking to be up on stage in front of people. Like, I don't think that ever goes away. Like, it's nervous to be up. Yes, go ahead. But, like, it used to be like, it was genuinely like I couldn't even, like, I could not even begin to do it. Yeah. Like, it was over.

But being nervous in front of people, I think, I think you're fine. Whenever I'm the main focus of attention. Yeah, you did fine. I freak out. There's always, that is like, like he said, if you didn't, so you didn't appear to meltdown. so that to me that's fine. Because that's worse. What happens if I freak out

more people are going to pay attention to me. So that's what scares me the most. I'm like, oh my God, I can't freak out. You lock in. You lock in. I think that would be the opposite.

I'm a circle of nervous and it just turns to, see, the thing for me is that like it would be, I feel like my brain would work in the opposite direction where like I would be so afraid of like stuttering my words and then just like locking into a moment of just like and everybody notices. that like I feel like I can't help but be so curious

about what that moment looks like. You're such a peculiar person because your brain is like, oh, that's interesting. Let's go fuck with this thing that probably shouldn't happen. Like if you saw a fucking dog on the side of a road and it had like a rope attached to the back of it and a place that shouldn't be, you'd be like, oh, interesting. Maybe I should follow this clear bait to where it is

to whoever this thing is just going to get me. And it's like, no, just leave it alone. It would bother me to never know. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond, the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic

stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change.

Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from Thanksgiving. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. You know? I think the fun of me would be like imagine what it would be. How awkward could it possibly be if I fuck up on stage? Like, let's see. The funny thing for me is me thinking about what it would be not knowing it. I don't need to know what that is. Yeah, I don't need to either.

Like I've looked at pistols and be like, I wonder what happens if I pull the trigger and blow my brains out. You know? I like the idea of thinking about that. Do you see the fucking, did you see that a Twitch streamer that blew his hand off on the 4th of July? Fucking cord. There's a video. This guy named Four Extra.

I had never heard of him. Was that real? He's got five less now. There was a, he was associated with somebody, right? I saw a, I saw,

go ahead. I don't know if it's four. Go ahead and talk. You pronounce, the way you spell it is four X-T-R-I-A. Okay. But, but yeah,

he blew his fucking handoff on the Fourth of July and there's a video of him before like juggling these like unlabeled fireworks. Oh, is that real? Okay.

So, I don't know if it's real. I will say the video, not the video, the photo that I saw of his mangled hand is pretty fucking convincing. Oh shit. So this is,

I did see, I follow this guy we'd done with the 90s. He just, all he does is shit on Michael Jordan. It's, it's, he's too entertaining to not, like,

because I don't even agree with him half of the time. He's just too entertaining to not follow. He's just his former NBA player. Or I think he, either, he was either in the NBA,

for a little bit or not. I can't remember way back in the day. And all he does is talk about how basketball's way better now and how LeBron James is way better than like he said, LeBron James completely sucks. And I'm sorry, Michael Jordan completely sucks. And like he called, he just, it's so funny. It's way too extreme.

It's not even like intelligent, but yeah. Anyway, he posts about it? So he just, so I guess he's associated with the, uh, no jumper that, that guy that sucks. And so he said that happened to this dude. And I didn't, I was just like, I don't, that's that guy that was like, oh, I'd fuck up a UFC. motherfucker any time of day. He said that?

Yeah, he's really done. Four extra? Yeah. You know that guy? He's a black dude, right? He's a black guy. Well, yeah, I didn't assume you knew him just because he was black. I know, I'm not. Why do you see him? He's in the picture. Yeah, I've seen that guy. That guy's a fucking jackass. Boy, he must be. I hope it's true. If you blow your hand off, you must be a jet. Like, there's no. What makes it so funny to me is that, I remember, because he was on

no jumper and Adam 22 being a fucking snivering blacher he is. He was like, you're really out of your thing. You could beat up in the UFC fighter. And it's like, yeah, I could fuck him in UFC fighter. And it's like, dude. What are you talking about? Not anymore. That's true, that's true. Let's see. Let's do what chat GPT says.

No, four extra, did not blow his entire handoff, but he did sustain a severe and very real injury. According to multiple credible sources reported in July 4th. Okay. Yeah, firework exploded in his hand. No jumper found out of tweet. He clarified that he lost only two fingers. Well, he blew up his fucking head. That's kind of what I'm saying.

It's like, it's thinking he blew his hand clean off. Like, there's nothing there. It's almost like Trotic Thunder Where he's got the string cheese It looks like when he put the It's like bananas Dude the photo

The photo of it looks crazy I didn't see it There's a photo of him just like Oh It's like it's pretty It's gory But it's obscured enough And it's not like high deaf enough

That I think you could look at it Without getting sick But like it's just like You could tell it's all twisted And you're like you How are you this stupid? It's so easy to not blow your hand off with fireworks

It's so easy to not play with fireworks. There's that, too. I'm saying. I'm being honest. I don't care about fireworks. I don't give a fuck either. When I was a kid, I would be like, they look cool. It's too fucking loud. And then now I just, it's like we were in downtown Long Beach last year.

Just because it just worked out that way. This time I was just not my buddy's apartment. Just grilling, but I didn't. Yeah. I kind of, oh, afterthought, I'm just hearing dogs freak out. You know? Yeah. I was just hearing dogs.

Poor fucking animals. Dogs sound like fucking howler monkeys or whatever. That's the kind of thing. That's the thing about fireworks that bothers me is that it, like, I can't. It's always annoying because it upsets the dogs. They get crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever shoot them at them?

Fireworks at a dog? Yeah. That's not my dogs. Not my dogs. I only care about it because it's a Louis birthday. So like the reason we go off, we go through July, we go hang out and then we always look at the fireworks because it's like, oh, it's like a. That makes sense. That's a great, it's like a great, like, like, like, it's a great, like, it's a little birthday.

little double dipping, you can just, hey, you already know you're going to see some fireworks. I don't think of anything too clever. You can pretend like you planned it. I made the nation do this for you, Lilith. I made the nation do this for you, Lily. Watch the nation unify. So we did that and we went to St.

Eagle Zoo. We saw a baby giraffe that was born the day we got there. Oh, yeah? It was already walking. It's fucking freaky. They walk all silly because they're not used to walking yet. Did it have hooves? Mm-hmm.

Already? Mm-hmm. It didn't, it don't grow. them like horses? Horses don't start walking immediately. All right. They walk a like brilliant quickly. What sucks for the fucking giraffe there?

That shit's fucking who's, oh, oh, they're probably softer, probably softer than regular. So you can like crunch them easily. They're probably so good. Probably so tender and juicy.

So fucked up, dude. Drafts are so big. It's crazy. Like knowing their biggest one thing, seeing them up close again is like, oh, these things are enormous.

Like they could definitely reach over the fence where they have men. grab somebody, throw them in and like stop on it. Would you fight a giraffe? No, it's not worth it. It's just not worth it. You don't think you can get in a good few shots? I think it hit it twice. Like, you know, while it's like slamming its head down at you, you just do an uppercut?

Just grab its horns. That would work. Then you got a toggle fucking, because like, imagine riding one. You can't because they're slopes. So you get on it, you would just slide the fuck off of it. Oh, yeah, they are slopes. Yeah. So it's like, they're fucking cool.

We saw pandas. Pandas are the fucking laziest things ever. It's insane. They don't move. Well, I don't know, you're real. I'm more active than a panda, and that's crazy. I'm quite a bit more active than a panda. Yeah, no, I mean, of course.

They're insanely. They don't fucking do anything. They're also in captivity. They're just chilling. That's true. Didn't they, like, almost kill themselves by not fucking? Yeah, they're just not horny anymore. It's crazy.

They just don't work for you. What do they do? What do they do to them to where they just have no urge to fuck anymore? Okay, so hear me out. What if, look, it's going to, I'm going to go for it. I'm here for it. What if they're just not into Asians at all? And being surrounded by Chinese people just turns them off real hard.

Like as a concept. Like as a concept. Like if they were around like other, I was going to say Norville. Whoa. Whoa. They're around like just every other person. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, viewers. You guys, you know, you've been lit on me all the time about being racist.

He's been listening to that. All the time. I've been listening to the Dan Bongino super cut hour or whatever the fuck. You guys shit on me all the time. Yeah, yeah. I say dumb shit, right? But this is insane. You don't think that's possible?

And then what Derek goes on is like, oh, what name did you say? Steinberg, eh? Or something like that. Goldman, eh? Like that's, you know. Well, look, look, I like how, I know what he's doing right now. He's trying to like whitewash. Yeah, totally.

I'm trying to clear my, try to clear my name. You were good until you brought up the whole Goldman thing, and I'm like, but you were wanting to talk with that. What do you mean? Exactly. Exactly what I mean. I have no problem. I have no problem with the. If you stuck to the Asian stuff, that would have been good.

I have no problem with the. Yeah. I think Israel should. Let's stop it there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, David Drayman got food on. I saw something. I saw something about that. Yeah.

Oh, did he really? Yeah. So he went there. Tone deaf, whoever invited him. I think Dave Grohl set up the whole Oz Jossborn. last concert or whatever. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

So he, I guess, I'm assuming he invited David Dray. Now, to be fair, I don't know if he invited him before he signed the bomb. You know what I mean? I don't know. That was a while ago, though. Oh, right. Yeah. It was a while ago.

So the thing is, I feel like that's the reason why people hate him right now. If we go to any comment section that has to do with David Drayman or disturbed, it's just all about fuck him. I think it's probably like, at that point you kind of like, I don't know, man. You just, we'll get him over here. we'll see what the audience does to him and whatever it'll be part of the show that's what you know he did so he showed up he starts on stage and people start booing him especially because uh it's in the uk right i think they're in birmingham

oh yeah it's like dude they're especially tired this is such a they had that one guy at i don't know what uh show it was but he started chanting death to the i think it was uh some fest oh yeah bobby violin or something something edie violin or something yeah to the o df and then like uh death to the death to the And then that fucking Pierce Brock, whatever his name is? Pierce. Pierce.

You got Pierce Morgan and Pierce Bros. I did. I did. Bam, man, bam, bam, down, down,

down. Down, down. Destiny, you're an asshole. I'm like, oh, I don't find my,

I, myself, don't. He's such a pig fuck of a bitch person. Pierce Morgan. This is a, big fuck of a bitch person is a crazy. He's such a,

I got to say, I hate him more than. than a lot of the like conservative like grifters because they're just they just they just keep staying in their lane being horrible peers tries to pretend like yeah oh no i agree with you but then out of nowhere he brings up don't you think it's mean to say something about the poor idea like he'll do i'm like it's he's such a he's such he's like he's a he's a bust on the bathroom floor dog like he's just he's just like someone came in a corner of a shower

and was like, oh, and put a suit on it and give it a fucking put a suit on it. It's just like, what the fuck, dude? That guy makes me so angry.

The issue is that he tries to play the role of a moderator, basically. Like, he tries to, like, moderate, but then he also takes aside while he's moderating. Yeah. So,

what are you even doing? Yeah. This is so dumb. He's a moderate moderator. Whish-washy and, like, not committed to anything. 100%. But,

Do you have your, hold your, hold that can real quick? What, are we, are we, brought you But Jesus Christ

You try to knock it out of it I don't know how you thought that was gonna work You're not gonna be able to punch a bottle harder That's not gonna thumb and No no I wanted to punch it Without knocking the can over actually Because I felt like I was gonna hit it And then it was gonna spill

It had the potential There was a little bit here Yeah I didn't want to spin any of that I'm glad that didn't happen That would have sucked Yeah Yeah But yeah

Bras Morgan should Brought you by Ollie Pop He should not really He should sit down on his chair but then it gets caught up his asshole and he has a whole chair up his asshole and dies from that. He fits the chair around his... He fits his asshole around the chair.

He sits down too fast and he does it. That's crazy. That's like he has such a cavernous, loose asshole that he sits on the chair and it naturally just folds up into himself. I've appeared to and completely swallowed my chair hole with my anus. Anyway, don't you feel bad about the IDEV soldier?

Like how to People too you know Imagine asking a Imagine asking a human being I can't stop supporting Israel I love the idea Every Dada da

You Matt Oh my god The whole entire concert The whole concert is Black Sabbath songs Talking about how much they love Israel Oh my God I love killing

Palestinians Bannes Did I mention that I like it? I like killing Palestine. It's just over and over again. That's the whole song. This motherfucker gets up and starts running around. He's so fucking high.

He's like the six flags guy. He stands up. He's young again. He's rejuvenated. He's fucking. He's fucking 28 again. It's like, oh, my God. Oh, man.

Loving Israel makes you younger. There's literally magic. It's literally magic. We gotta love Israel. Kill kids, yeah. Damn. Damn. He's just fucking spitting.

Squirreling, dude. He's doing it so much. You're seeing like little wind streams around him. He's like something's happening. Something's happening. If you froze the image of him spinning, it would look crazy. He would look... He'd have a face in every direction.

Yeah, yeah. His eye would be like this, this big. He would be shaped like this. He'd have several mouths. Strong stops. It's down. Thank you so much. Now we play Iron Man.

He runs. I was like, I'm talking the fucking lights on his hands. Kelly Ballastanian. He forces it into the soap. I love. Palestinians. Palestinians. Da, die, dallasstit.

Oh, fuck, Jesus Christ. Everyone's going crazy. The crowd, the crowd is wailing. They're well out of frequency that's Making planes Fall out the sky My name's My name's

Issy Israel's born now Is he is the Israel Stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard in my fucking life It's very Pete Sarman Pete Osborne It's crazy It's completely that

It's completely that is so Oh fuck I'm going to some fucking questions Dude That's great Yeah, we'll move out of questions. We're on. Everybody get up.

I'll create a question is canceled like I figured it would be also. Oh, yeah. Special guest, Benjamin, yet now, yay. What's going on? Oh, my God. Hey, Benjamin, you come here on stage. Do you know that Iran is 25 minutes away from? 25 minutes away.

The fucking music's playing. Did you know? We need a hair of freedom. We need American tax dollars to go kill children and have IDF soldiers wears women's bras and mock the fact that they murdered them. Iran is reaching 90% uranium in Richmond. Oh, God. We got to move on.

We've got to have some questions. I'm sweating. For our patients over at patreon.com. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach. stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. So I said snark tank.

Go over there to ask us a question. You're not very funny, Christopher. Oh, this bombs very serious in 20 seconds. It's about to be built. You're right. I'm going to say something terrible. I need all of your money to stop it right now. Okay, man.

Bank account number, please? Oh. Hey, Benjamin, why weren't you in... He held his hand down. It's like, Benjamin, why weren't you in Poland in 43, you know? Like, why weren't you there? That's insane. Why weren't you there, you know?

Well, as a matter of fact, I would have been one of the ones that ratted my people out and lived. It's crazy. So what? I think that's what a What would be surprised Some people This is like that It's fucking people

Somebody did that I can't I can't Um Gator Out of Christmas No no I can't remember

So He is this that Type of piece of shit If you come after me I can't tell you Where everyone else is There's some old evil person That was like

That That actually Yeah He was like Oh I'm Christian And all of these people Are dirty

Like I can't remember who it was. I love it, dude. I love how humanity sucks every time, bro. Roll the dice, people suck, bro. I got his... Damn, I can see his face. I saw something about space,

space tornadoes, like tornadoes on, like, other planets. And there are tornadoes that are so... That's just a tornado. Yeah, space tornadoes. But there's space tornadoes, you know? And if I said tornadoes, then I give you, like, the size of a tornado,

you're going to be like, oh, that's fucking, that's impossible. That's all my friends. And, in fact, they're in space. They're not in space. Space. There are tornadoes in space. What are you talking about?

Like on other planets. I'm saying space because it's just not on Earth. Yeah. He's using space as not here. Yeah, it's not heard. That is not how that works. I'm not saying there's tornadoes in the gaps of the other. Don't use it that way, sir.

I like that. It sounds cooler space tornadoes. That's not. I know what you're saying. Because we're in space. Shut up. Don't tell me. I'm scared.

Like you that. As a panic attack. I stress so much I'm thin and then I'm fatter. That's crazy. I didn't do that, Gant. Wow. It's crazy. We're in space, but then whatever gives me it.

Damn it. Hell yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, man. Yeah, you're talking about like storms and shit. But they're like, some of them are so big. They're like several of our planet could fit in the eye of them. Yeah. And I'm like that is like, what's the point of something like that?

The red spot in Jupiter. What you say? Jupiter? Oh, but What do you think I said? Oh, the red storm, yeah. Yeah, that red spot is like a big ass storm. That's, and I think it can fit like earths in there. Like, you can fit a lot of earths in that thing.

You fit somebody earths in there, man. What's the point, you know? Yeah, whatever. Let's just, let's just blow this bitch up, you know, at that moment. All right, well, we're going to move on the questions. No, this motherfucker dog. Patreon.com slash the Stark tank over there to ask questions. Colin Moriarty wrote in.

Oh, no, colon, colon, Moriarty. Sorry. This is his cousin. Hello Uncertainly Incorrect Confusely incorrect And confidently incorrect Third Time writer I think

On a previous episode I believe stop killing games Chris talked about How he likes MMOs Conceptually but doesn't like the gameplay loop of MMOs I've been doing a challenge For myself to get more into Or genuinely dive myself into

Games I don't normally do Or generally dislike As an example Being Capitalist or Realism look up Cruelty Squad or multiplayer games in general with rematch.

I think I heard about cruelty squad. I don't know much about it though. I was thinking you guys could do the same for everyone if you're willing

what game genre would you be would you think of trying it for? If you want a recommendation to try MMO is crazy. Guild Wars 1 is a good

to MMO. Yeah, I've heard good things about good the issue with MMO is to me and it's the same thing it was the same issue with Destiny to be

honest is that like it's such a time sync that like I can't even if I did have all the free time to do it, like, it's simply too much time to dedicate to one thing. It's a problem. There's the commitment to it too, you know, because of being in an MMO, especially if we're working with other people. Yeah. I'm having that problem, like, say,

playing something and having like a clan or a guild where I just don't have time to be a part of a real one because I'm not going to cooperate. Like, there's like, and so I'm just like, okay, what can I do to where I can just have maybe three, four people in this bitch and we'll just figure out ways to, you know, min-max like all the daily stuff. Yeah. It's fucking hard, but I just don't want to. I just. It's a lot.

Working with a lot of people and like, oh, man, you got to show up today. You got into. Like, no. No. Pay me. The thing is, I mean, there is, like, I mean, there is, like, I dived into GRP's, I think, like a year or two ago. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. With Final Fantasy 7 remake and rebirth, and I tried a little bit of metaphor,

and I tried a little bit of persona. I'm just not really that into them. But I gave them a solid try. The one that I'm considering right now that I'm really, and oh, and immersive sims, I delved into a while back, and I really love those. but the one thing that I want to try, but I haven't yet, and I own it. I own civilization.

But like, I feel like SIV is a game that I would enjoy, but it's like, for some reason, it's so intimidating that every time I think of starting to get up, I'm like, ah, maybe next, maybe next time. And then it's, it's been like a month since I've even thought about it. But that's the one that I would do if I had the time or the, the patience to, like, try a genre that I don't normally care about or normally like. Siv. I don't even know what you would call that.

Because it's not tactics. Exactly. It's like, it's like SimTac. I don't know what's like you call. It's like simtac or like It's not like an RTS either but it's like kind of. It just has like the elements of it right? Yeah. The reason why you would call things like

Rogue Light or something. Yeah. Like or some shit. I don't know. I think of a game. Never played Rogue. You ever played Rogue? Rogue? Like the game, Ro?

No, what is that? The PS2 game? No. The fucking, like, probably fucking fucking super old computer game that's based off of that genre. No, I had no idea that was even real. Yeah, just why, like, oh, here's all these elements like that. And then they, so it's based off of that, like, Rogue-like or Rogue Light, which I really don't understand that there was between both.

Like, because even when I, one time I remember looking up the definition between both And I'm like, it's, what the, it seems useless to me. It seems useless to me. I'm like, so you're both kind of rogue-like kind of? Yeah, if your like is a rogue-like light. Oh. I had to help. Yeah, I was just like, whatever.

That made me want to shoot you in the head. It's all right. So what, dude, I'm here to find things, man. I'm here. One day. One game's, I don't think there's any kind of game I don't try, really. I've dabbled with pretty much everything My preference in games

Is anything that's not a JRPG right now Just right now Because I feel like they just My preference is anything that isn't this is crazy It's not really a preference That's just like a dislike Yeah Yeah my preference is anything that isn't something

Okay I guess That is they just take too long I don't know I think JRPGs need to find out Like I think the only one that's done a good job With exposition the right way

Is the newest Final Fantasy 7 games Like they Gatsulation down in a good way that's kind of like it has the like the long drawn on nature of it but it gets to the point in a way that's not like how other ones just like

I'm gonna talk to you 45 minutes and you're gonna need exactly two sentences of what I'm talking about to right now which drives me up the wall it's just but I think I don't know I'll probably probably play metaphors sooner or later

yeah you know I'm liking a lot because of those co-op games those co-op like physics based fucking it like I'm playing peak and peak is his history hysterical. Anything with proximity chat is pretty golden.

Oh yeah, that's just good time. That's the most fun kind of video gaming. Have you played repo at all? Not yet. I know what it is. You should play.

Isn't it just like, isn't it's lethal company pretty much? Yeah, but like there's something about like the, it's not exactly a lethal company. It's, it's,

we should gather a room to play it because it is, it is fucking funny. I want to play that with Lyle. Yeah, proximity chat. Like, because like the characters like mouse move

like as like with your, with your mic and then like the eyes. shift to whoever's talking. So like, and you got these like, it's just, it's a naturally very funny game.

I like those. I have a lot of fun with those. I'll try it. I'll try to get our friends into playing it. They're cheap too. Like, the most expensive game I've seen

in that genre is like eight bucks. Who? It's fucking crazy. Too much. It's crazy. It's far too much. I can't spend $8. For too much.

Mm. All right. But next question. Let's keep moving. All right. All right. Relax. Fucking,

I'm breathing a little bit. Okay. Go ahead, let's read the, The name. Do one question Answer in the second and read the name. Oh,

let's see what this is. Scooped James wrote in. He says, a while back, you guys were talking about really unhealthy slash deep fried foods. I just wanted you guys

to know that in Australia we have deep fried Mars bars. I've had one and it feels like you're eating the physical embodiment of diabetes. Deep fried, I've never, so I've never had like fried ice cream

or whatever the fuck or like fried Oreos. I've tried Oreo once. And I've had a fried Oreo once. And I've never, I remember feeling like, wow, I'm hurt. I've had the fry order for sure. I had fried butter. It was stupid as fuck.

I had a piece of fried cheesecake. What is that even? Because it's just, it's exactly what you think it is. It's fried water. It's the same concept. It's the same concept. So you have a fucking frozen butter. They fry it and then it turns into just liquid butter.

You bite into it, it just explodes. It's like that cake. Jordan showed a video of that cake where somebody cut into the turkey. Oh, the turkey? That thing looks so gross, dude. The funniest thing is he showed me. There's this video of some guy talking about, like, random fried foods. Our friend Jordan showed it to us.

And then he's the guy cuts into a fucking turkey, but it's just a turkey made of butter. So all the butter just splashes out of it. And what Derek said, Jordan, the meeting is like, yo, is that piss? He said that to you. Yo, you show me the message where you said, is that piss? And I was like, how do you think this was pissed? You thought somebody cooked Piss?

It's not like he just filled it up, you know? He punched a hole in the turkey, and pissed it in and then smoked the turkey. It might be good. I want to do Star Wars transitions now. I forgot about that. You said that. Yeah, we should do that.

Someone cooking piss is the most insane. That is the most monstrous thing ever. That's one thing I haven't seen online actually yet. Like somebody, cooking piss? Yeah. I see NyQuil and chicken. Do you remember that?

Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, and then I'm like, cool chicken. You've seen like fucking damn near everything. What I haven't seen is somebody cook up some chicken on a skill and then start pissing it to like basic.

You know? What the fuck, man? Then he started like doing the whole base thing with the spoon. Pissing in a hot frying pan? Yeah. How? I'm surprised that.

That's the end. I think like that's the end of like you. That's like when that's when the rap is. That's when Mr. Final comes up to you. Mr. Final, of course, the main antagonist for the final destination. The embodiment of the... I'm here.

I'm Mr. Final. Mr. Final. Mr. Final's here. The final call. I'm driving this truck with a bunch of logs in it. How weird. How weird. Look at the logs again.

Oh, and look at that. It's always the logs. I wonder what you're in space and you're an astronaut in space and the logs find you. No. Just perfectly. It's like a... It's like fucking, fucking, uh, god of war. What the hell is the god of war?

Aries. Aries fucking throws this like pillar at Cratos from, just from heaven. He's not in heaven, but he's like, it's heaven distance. He's like fucking, oh,

he got the Pandora's box, A? And then fucking a thousand miles away pinpoint. It's his chest. And I'm like, why would that guy ever lose the Cratos at any point? Like, what the fuck up?

Eric, plot. I know. It's plot. I know. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know.

I know. I get it. I fucking understand. Oh, my God. It's all plot. All right. Let's see. Did we answer the question?

I don't remember what the question is. Uh-oh. Oh, I think it was just like, uh, he was just mentioning fried food. Yeah. Oh, the OC fair is going on. Oh, what's happening already? Yeah. Yeah.

We get some fried shit. Um, fried shit? Yeah. I got to go then. I love the fair stuff. It's a good time. I've seen the ponies. I think I've ever been to a fair.

No, no, don't, don't, uh. I think I've ever seen a fair. I think about it. Don't, don't park in the fair, man. Don't do it. Holy fuck. I would never park to it. Holy fuck.

Quite frankly, any event I don't park at. Yeah. Like, if I'm going to an event, I don't know. I'll park far away. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle, modified. that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going Good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner

at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Now walk or a Uber or something. Yeah, yeah. So you like even park somewhere and then Uber the rest of the way If possible

That might be more worth it Yeah It's crazy unless you're willing to pay for fucking Crazy parking money And then just fucking The last time I was there The line was Hilarious

We got dropped off at an Uber Me and my buddy And we're just like Hey man just Just fucking let us out here You're gonna be fucked If we keep going Like that guy was gonna be stuck

There for like a half hour Missing out another rides I love doing that to Uber drivers Oh yeah Just give them stuck getting them stuck. Why? And then bouncing like a little bit earlier to pretend like I'm courteous.

And you give them a three-cent tip. Yeah. Sometimes I look, sometimes all I do, honestly, is I go on Google Maps and I look for traffic jams. And I tell, and I get Uber's to drive me to the traffic jams. And then I leave. I walk off the highway. Yo, there's got to be some piece of shit that actually does that. Yeah, me.

Yeah. Well, that's true. I did this this morning. Oh, you did this morning. You suck. Yeah, 2 a.m. You found the traffic jam at 2 a.m. It's surprisingly not difficult.

I guess on the 101 easily. Were you there with us when we went to? Oh, no, you weren't because this was 2015. This is before I even lived out here proper. Like me, Joe, Jalen, we went to, I think, not BlissCon proper, but there was like a BlissCon after party thing at like some hotel that like a friend of ours was going to. And the traffic to this. place was crazy, but then going back at like 2.30 a.m., we hit gridlock for, I think,

two hours at 2 a.m. That sounds like... Up from, I don't know, wherever. I don't know. Where's Blitzcon usually? I don't remember. It's either Anaheim or... It's either Anaheim or San Diego.

It was SD. You guys were running for hours. Yeah. Well, we were stuck there for hours. Well, that sounds about right for 2 a.m. Two hours... Well, unless... No, but we were...

No, I mean... we were stuck. If you were stuck, then, then something happened. Like, at 2.m.? Yeah, we found out what happened. Like, some guy parked in the middle of the freeway. No. This is real.

This is real, actually. But how does that, how does that stop everything? Because, well, okay, so it wasn't two hours. I'm misremembering two hours was when I was stuck in a, uh, on World Way in L.A.X. I was stuck in world way for two hours, actually for real. When we went to Pismo Beach, we were stuck for, we were insane. We were in traffic. I think that's how you go postal.

That's it. That's falling down to the movie. That's exactly what that is. Dude, I feel like Michael Douglas. I don't get bothered by traffic all that much. Two hours in the airport? It annoys me like a lot,

but I'm like, whatever. You don't drive that often, though, do you? I mean, I've been, I drove, we drove to San Diego today.

We got stopped from. You drove? Hmm? I drove down. Oh, okay. You drove to San Diego today? Well, this weekend.

I thought like you always made Lily do the driving duties. No, she drives like in the area. She was like, travel, don't bother me. She's like, we drive in the area,

Like if she's what you call, but like if we're like going somewhere, like we're doing a long ride and she's like, we're going to have to sweat off. You're not going to do this. I'm like, yeah, fair enough. I guess San Diego's not even that.

It's really not that far. It's really not that. It's like it's not a hop, skip and a jump, but it's like not the furthest thing. Like going to San Fran is a rough drive. I don't want to do that. That is a rough drive.

Yeah. I don't want to drive. Five and a half. It's way more than that. What the hell are you talking about? Yes. Absolutely. No,

I went there recently. It was like five and a half hours. You're fucking misremembering for sure. No, I'm being dead serious. Like five and a half hours. It's not five and a half hours. Maybe, okay, maybe six and a half then? It's more than that.

No way. Look it up from now. On average, on average to make it to San Francisco, you're probably going to, you would be driving extremely fast to get there in six hours. It's like five and a six. It's not that. You're thinking probably central,

not fucking San Francisco. I'll put out at J.B.T. I guess that, no. I'm going to say from Los Angeles. No, it's a lot. let's see Yeah I don't know I don't remember

Because San Friends The Bay right For Los Angeles How long would it take To drive to San Francisco On average I was gonna say Betches burned 50,000 trees

To answer I want it to I'm done with this earth I'm like fucking Dr. Manhattan But not smart And dumb and gay So not Dr. Manhattan at all

Dude None of the cool part of it You're more like You're more like Nurse Practitioner Long Island. So if you're driving really fast, if you're driving really fast,

you probably could get there in six hours. But like, say, and there's a scenic route, seven, that's insane. Why would anybody do that? But if you're taking the, yeah,

the north up, which is, that's what you would take. You would take the five. So going, okay, so if you go there really fast, some people have cleared

about five and a half hours. But that's, and a half is great. I would imagine. in six and six and six that's probably like very lucky but like I would say I remember the last time that I drove there was like six usually when people go there uh in like my mom she went up to I think Sacramento it was I think it was about like six and six and a half hours further a little bit not by it not by a lot but it is definitely further I've been to San Fran what once once or twice

I have a memory of going but then I think it might be someone else's memory because like when I was It's just not real. That's what I mean when I was young because I feel like I remember seeing like trolleys and all these hills and shit. But I'm like, did I just do that? So you don't know. You just never been there? I don't think so unless I was when I was a kid, but I don't have you ever watched Full House? I know pieces of it.

Okay, so you probably, that's family matters. It's a rare condition. Stop, stop, stop. The, uh, I've been to, yeah, I don't know. This nigg is gay. I've been to San Francisco in a while. I had good food out there. It was really good, though.

I want to try some Chinese food from San Francisco because I know a lot of Chinese immigrated up there. Yeah. A lot of the trinies. What did you say? The trinese. The trinies. That's a Chinese. The Tianchinhon.

The Chinese. Chin Khan is crazy. Damn, I want some, dude, there's no good Chinese food in Burbing to me. No, no, there's none. What the why? Not at all. I don't know. Not at all.

Why? I don't want West Coast Asian food from being honest Like it's still good But it's not what I want Quite frankly, I can't It's hard for me to find Chinese food On this entire In this entire side of the coast

Yeah Well not not this side of the coast Because obviously San Francisco has really good Fucking Chinese food But like in Los Angeles in general Like I find that every time I get Chinese food Like even the good ones It's like yeah I mean

I don't know I think Chinese isn't what's good here I think there's good fusion food I think there's really good pha I fucking I think there's very good Japanese food I'm so tired of fusion stuff, man

A Japanese food Think of fucking lane, dude Yeah, because perfect that thing Yeah, don't make your bullshit You know, they don't have here at all Really none? It's Caribbean food, like actually That is true

There's like genuinely zero I think there's one place called mafongo And I don't even And it's not, yeah It's like, it's very like whatever I had the mafongo there And the mafongo that good And I was like, did a Mexican make this?

Yes, probably Like in all likelihood They're just like it's so funny because it's like The person that may just have any black ancestry No not eating it Yeah I mean

There is one Pasadena has one China Express that I like It's right next to Louisiana chicken Because I have to go to Pasadena If I want to get Louisiana chicken Because even though the downtown

The south central one's closer Because of traffic it's not Yeah I gotta get on the 110 And the 110's fucked I don't want to get into it But it's just like It just like

It just makes me bad Because I'm close enough. Pasadena's got a lot of good food like that though. Yeah. Like there's actually like of the, there's a lot of good Asian food over there in general. Yeah. It's like his place called 88 beef noodle or whatever.

Yeah. That's like really fucking good. I think it's 88 beef noodle. Pasadena is a pretty decent area. I fuck with it. Are they living in this city? I live in Pasadena. Other than that, I would leave.

We almost did. I would live in Pasadena. She was trying to get a job there, but she didn't, she didn't snagging. I was like, yeah, we'll fucking move to Pasadena. Although it's fucking catches fire like weirdly. Yeah, yeah, actually. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, the other side. If you got on the side of Mountaineer, Glendio. Fucked. Yeah, that place is destroyed. That's so crazy to me. That place is destroyed. Like, it's still fucked. Yeah, I think there's just evil over there or something.

Dude, last time I'm around, I was passing through Altadena and some guy jumped off the, the bridge. Yeah, he's like, we. Are you serious? So that happened. So that happened. Someone killed themselves. Something like that. However long ago it was.

Is that when the Wendigo showed up? Huh? Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Next question. Yeah. Why'd you even try to speak?

You didn't have it. Jay-Z in a Yankee hat suit. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen that name in a while. Right. That's awesome. Such a ridiculous image. Salutation supple salacious sigma

has been listening since episode 37 with shoe on head back in 2020 and I just graduated high school this June. Don't do the math. Don't do the math. I was far too young for this. Yeah, clearly. We keep telling you to stay the fuck away. For my question, I've always wondered,

what are you supposed to do in a mugging situation? Do you run or give it up? And have you boys ever been mugged or witnessed slash known someone who's been mugged what would you what would you boys do

in that situation and know Chris you can't kill yourself I would definitely not kill myself that's a why would you rather be mugged or kill yourself duh

I'm not losing my shit duh duh I'm not losing my shit all for purpose brother I had a cholo try to mug me it's crazy

if you're getting mugged comply it was the best thing to do just fucking comply it depends it's man it's scary man I've seen people

I've seen people get fucking because there's just it depends on the fucking that's doing it. Yeah. So like more often than not,

just more often than not, if you comply will be fine. But damn, man, I've seen people like I knew a guy who still, um, someone who's close to the family, you know,

he got robbed and he still got stabbed. That's crazy. He's getting fucking dominoes. That's like breaking the, that's like the breaking the decorum. Totally. Totally. What?

You already got. I agreed. You got, you got it. Like, you don't need to hurt me. It's like a, I remember,

um, do you remember the, the Eminem? The Eminem one The Eminem song Criminal There's a skit Where it's like put the fucking money in the bag He's rob in a bank

Yeah And at the very end Like she's like don't kill me He's like I'm not gonna kill you bitch Just put the money in the back And then He pah thank you And he runs out

And well the funny thing about that Is whoever's with him in the car Says M don't kill anyone He's like all right And he's like annoyed He kills her anyway Piece of shit It's like that's bullshit like that

It's like Don Quito's character From that movie I forgot what movie was With him and him and him Iron Man? It was Don Chito. You know Don Chittles related to Chester Chittler? So that is the dumbest thing ever heard.

That is the stupidest thing. Don Chilis, it is a picture of him and it cheated together with their kids. Like, hugging. The dude, like the cousin hug thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, that's what, I can get all more with AI. Make me that picture.

Make me the picture. show. John Cheatel and Chester Cheetah Cheetah. Shielder. No, no, his stage name is Cheetah. Chester Cheetah. Yeah, Chester Cheeto, the Cheetah. Yeah, yeah. Because he was born,

it's like a Stewart Little situation where he's not a cheetah, but he looks remarkably like one. That's crazy. To the point he doesn't wear clothes. Yeah. What I was saying... He doesn't really look like a cheetah. If you look at Chester Cheetah. Okay, so there is a...

It's a fucking cartoon. So, Don Cheatel... The Cheeto. Don Chito and Denzel Washington are in a movie together where Don Cito's character is a fucking maniac. And then he kills somebody and he, like I had to kill him. He looked at me or something like that. And then Denzel watched his character just like, oh,

this guy's fucking crazy. I just brought a crazy man on a serious operation where I forgot what it's called. I'll look it up later. I'll look it up and I'll tweet it. This is not short circuit you're describing? John Cheadle, Johnny 5

Johnny 5 Cheeto Johnny 5 is Don Cheeto But it's not him doing the voice It's like it's literally Don Cheatel Stretched to the proportions Of Johnny 5 He's seen that guy

That Photoshop shit like that He fucking makes like oh What if this was this And this so it'll like stretch Like the rock What if the rock was fucking Johnny 5 And then he'll fucking stretch

and put it on Johnny Fives. This guy is so funny. Oh, God. Yeah, but if you're getting robbed, dude, best case scenario is have a gun on you, but other than that, just comply. The issue is, there's nothing on your person

that is worth being killed over, generally speaking. 100%. So, like, I don't know, I've never been mugged, I've never been robbed. I've been robbed. I've been robbed.

Which is honestly fucking crazy based on, like, where I have been and my size. Like, I kind of don't understand how I've avoided it my entire. life, but maybe you look broke. Like, uh, whatever.

That is true. I do leave the house looking raggedy as fuck. I've been robbed once. I was, yeah, I robbed him. Yeah, I robbed him. He gave enough money to get home. And that was, uh, that was,

that was nice, I guess. He left you enough money to get home? He gave enough money to be able to get on a train to get back to the Bronx. That's crazy. I can appreciate that. Yeah. It was an actual, I can appreciate that.

Upstanding guy. He just took my wallet and my money and, I don't know, my time and he didn't find me. He ripped your underwear off. Yeah. You get your underwear off. He grabs the part of my pants That's definitely no opening And he yanks him underwear

Come off and I'm like, what happened just now He rips your underwear out through your fly Gives it a quick whiff and then runs And then runs away Their blue under his sniffing it's so hard They're fucking white Sniffing the color Sniffing so hard that the color

Leaves an item is fucking insane Thanks kid And he runs off It's like where'd the color go Where the color go? Thanks kid Thanks I appreciate you kid Later punk

You kid Yeah it's crazy when I got mugged, it was because I was about to leave the country, so I think it was a farewell. It was like a farewell thing. Like, oh, I've never been fucked with in my hometown. And then literally, I think it was like a few days before I went to Greece. Then this guy was just, hey, do you have a lighter? He gave him a lighter.

I'm like, yeah, sure, buddy. It was fucking cholo. Like, I deal with them all the time. I grew up in La Habra. And then he starts mumbling when he asked me, like, can he use your phone? And I was like, no, no. I hate that shit. I can't use my phone.

I told him I died, you know, like, and that's when he was like, oh, and then he fucking hit me in the chid. And I was like, yo. I remember, I think somebody tried to pull that shit on me in Burbank, actually. I think about it because I was with, I was walking around with Smoky. I can't remember what the reason was, but I was like so tired. I was like, oh, my God. I was having such a bad time. Then some guy comes up.

I was like, yo, can I use your phone? I was like, I think I can't remember exactly what I said, but I said something along the lines of like, I cannot experience this right now. And I just turned away from him And then he just walked back It was like where the subway plaza is That weird? Oh yeah, I know where it's Yeah Yeah, at this point

I'm like bro, there's no reason for you not to have a phone I'm not Yeah like what do you like Find a fucking carrier pigeon or something If you need to get a message out Like what do you mean? Like what are you relying on me for Some random stranger on the street

I'm not gonna give you my phone There's no good reason It's not like back in the day If you saw somebody with the cell phone Which was rare You know like when I was a kid And maybe there's an emergency You're like oh please can I use your phone

Like there's an emergency Like, okay. Yeah, they were rare items. Yeah, they were rare. Yeah. So, like, I can understand like, oh, this might be a dire situation. This guy's serious because it's not normal to ask somebody to use the fucking phone because the pay phones everywhere. So now, like, even in 2016 when the guy was like, can I use your phone?

No, what the fuck? You should have knocked him out first. I didn't. I did. You should have, like, hey, can I use it a guy later? He didn't assume. You gave him the violator and you just. And that I fucking is.

Bank his shit. I shatter my fucking head. It looks like four extras hand. His jaw is like somewhere. The bottom is all somewhere over here. And then you rob him, leave him naked in the street. Yeah, like it's a fucking RPG

where you just like get the clothes. You just select it. He punched him in the street. They drag him into the traffic. They wait until a car comes and push him in front of it. It's like, Rob his body up. He's just, dude.

I wish, man, in hindsight, like, how dare you? Fuck, I had yogurt in my hands, too, and they exploded on my chest from, uh, from a, from a, from from getting tinting up from getting hit and then like after fucking the whole thing was over i looked i was like what fucking come over me man he fucking he bustle me too that's like the crazy thing was when i went upstairs um i ran upstairs to get the high ground to because i was basically gonna like kill him essentially like oh he's gonna come upstairs and i'm gonna kick him down and then

like i was the whole scenario went through my head but then he was smart enough he's a smart where he's like, oh, you have the high ground. I'm not, I'm not Anakin. And so he walked away talking shit, the audacity. You started talking shit to me. He like, like, I, like, as if I wronged him. I was like, can't believe you fucking put a sedent area where you can't see it to be you up. You stupid motherfucker.

This is. And I'm like, you hit me. That's so crazy. I haven't, I haven't enough fight in such a long time, man. It's like crazy. Jeez. Besides that, it was probably like. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with

pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their

lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be

time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. High school, maybe? Last time I was in physical education was outside of the McDonald's and Poughkeepsie.

That can't be right. No, no, what am I saying? I got to jump by these fucking Florida rednecks. I forgot about that. I thought about that. You should have like been all of that biting their neck and they pull you off and you're like. Last fight.

They try to eat me. The last fight I was in that wasn't boxing. Yeah. Was, uh, Yeah, was high school. Or like just before high school, I think.

It was like, it might have been junior high. Was it like over like Jimmy Neutron or something? No, some kid was, I told the story before. Some kid was like harassing me the whole year. He was like,

bothering me on the bus. And then the last, the last week of school, I was just like, I'm just gonna, I was gonna hit this guy. So he's like, I don't have to be here anymore.

I did all my classes. And so I punched his head into the window of the bus. And then he never, he never bothered me again. Yeah, I like, I think he switched schools the next year. He'd change his entire life. Yeah.

You fucking put a, person who'll put against his hip, like he would stay stuff like so. It was just so fucking egregious. The thing of it is every, every morning. Don't move, don't move,

don't move. Every morning, you would like sit behind me on the bus and he would like do this where he would like, you know what? He would like against like the, that would set me off a lot.

Against the cushion of the chair. I had the patience of a fucking saint. Yeah. I dealt with that for like a good, like, for the entire school year. I was like, you know what, whatever.

It's crazy Because I was like Because I don't want to fight if I don't have to Especially at that point because like I It's actually funny in retrospect Because like I knew how to fight Because I just I think I had just moved to that town

Like maybe a year ago And like the entire like three years before that I was doing like Yeah your dad taught you how to kill Yeah exactly Yeah, exactly Yeah I was one stripe away from a black belt And then I just did I didn't do it What discipline?

Kenpo or something Kempo? Yeah I think it was that is that when you like i don't know what that one is actually it's it's invented by kenny chesney i have no i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i've heard the name i just don't know what that one is i'm like i'm like it's just generalized karate i think i don't know the thing that you trip people and they almost die from isn't that crazy tripping it's very it is very kick focused from what i recall what's name was the

no you're thinking of uh keto you're thinking of keto that shit is so crazy dangerous it's insane it's really not actually because it's it's all it is tripping people really violently well Well, if you, if someone hits their head, they die. But like, in a real life scenario, that shit doesn't like, do, take judo. Judo works. Yeah. Like, like, like, Akito doesn't, it's not. I just think the idea of this silly martial art, or you trip some guy real hard and he hits the back, it's head and died.

And you're like, fuck, dude. I just kicked his legs a bunch of him. That's the only reason why, like, that's why, but that's exactly why I didn't want to get into, like, I was aware of that. I was like, I don't, yeah. It's not worth it. even as a kid to like oh maybe yeah I mean it was totally worth it

actually not I think about it As a kid it felt Because like especially kids They don't fall as far And they don't fall as hard So they're not gonna dive They hit their head For me I was true

I don't know if I was thinking about that I was all up for fighting Until I saw a fight outside of like school parameters Like I saw my first like outside of the area Fight that went on too long And I was like no more of this Never gonna do this again Because they fought

Dave, it was like, it was like McGillacuddies. That's crazy. That's not real fucking place. Fucking that place. Like two people I knew got into fight. I feel like that's from the sim. I love Lucy or something.

No, Miguel Cuddy is from where you live. It's like I think it's in New Paltz, I think. Oh, nobody wants to New Pals. Other than McGillacuddies. I gotta go to McGill Cuddy's in New Paltz. It was fucking fake a shit. It is.

It is. It is. It's even a new Paltz and fucking. There's two different places. They got the piss beat night over something? No. Yeah, it was a fight that went on too long. It was a fight that like, oh, someone was down and no one guy involved to stop it.

And I saw a guy fucking was tap this with some guy's head. He kicked him in a head and the guy's head just wet back. And he fucking, he looked like a dog running in his sleep. And I was just like, oh, shit. And he broke his own neck. No. Trying to suplex someone. What?

Fucking idiot. Anyway. I saw a video of a guy stealing from a mall. That sounds awesome. A video of a guy stealing from a mall. And he was like, he stole some guys. He was like flaunt it in the mall. Then he just got chased.

Oh, he jumped off like the third story. And he jumped off the second. He jumped off one flight, but he landed on an ice rink. So he broke both his legs. And I was. For classes? Yep. Man.

It's not even prescription. They don't even better his life. Man. It's purely a style. Just give up, retard like, damn. I was like, you stupid. You're just cooked at that point. If you gave it back, they would just ban you.

He fucking. He ran away from stealing glasses like that, like John Wilkes Booth. Yeah. Ran from killing, like trying to kill Lincoln. Broke. But John Wals both of his fucking legs. At least he did it. Yeah.

Who was, uh, who was JFK? Lee Harvey. Lee Harvey. He was Harvey Oswald. That's right. Yeah. Apparently. What the fuck is this?

The silent car talker for. Is that an ambia? Is that an Amber Alert? What is the silent? Oh, that's my Wi-Fi. Oh, okay. Okay. It says it does not appear to be connected to the internet.

Oh, I guess I, oh, I auto-connected. Oh, yeah, maybe my internet's fucking, I was like, who has my phone? Who has my phone? That's crazy. Who has my phone? The silent cartographer in fairness is a fairly ominous. Like, there is something like, what is that? Yeah, it looks nefarious.

Who currently has my phone that I'm holding right now? That's not like somebody finally got access to it and they're going to do some weird shit to, who knows? Put a bunch of Epstein shit on there. They'd be like, oh, see, it wasn't Epstein. It was, it was Derek. It wasn't Eric. We got the wrong guy. It wasn't Jeffrey Epstein.

It was Derek Black. I'm not even old enough to be like, what are you talking about? I couldn't have been around being on planes and shit running a fucking island. To the judge. Right, right. Yeah, whatever. You and your sick fucking gross painting of Bill Clinton in a dress, you freak. What?

I don't, that's not mine. Oh, my God. It's not mine. I didn't. Imagine having to argue that's not mine. It's like big painting of Bill Clinton in a dress. It's like 16 feet tall or whatever the fuck? You being brought in front of the judge, the jury.

We finally got him. We told you. We got him. We told you. La Mao. Let's get this last question. This is a wild one. So prepare yourselves.

Corinth wrote in or Corinth. Corinth. He said, Hey, Chris, Derek, and the guy I send all my fucked memes to. Bit of a long one. but it's worth it. A few weeks ago, I had to dispose of one of those sex toys

that's literally just a scaled down woman's lower torso. Oh, no. I impulse bought it online when I was 18. I'm 20 now. Mid-stroke, it's so horny I was shooting cum out of my eyeballs.

I used it twice and hated it. So I hit it in the back of my closet until I was finally bold enough to get rid of it. As I couldn't just throw it away as I live with family. So my friend picked me up, no questions asked,

and drove me to the other side of town. and behind the strip mall so we could throw it in a dumpster. Unfortunately, the dumpster was locked. All the dumpsters were locked. So I ended up dumping it behind a dumpster that was facing a road and therefore not well hidden at all, as it was the only place that the cameras behind the strip mall couldn't see. After getting back to the car and driving off,

my friend brought up that either that thing will remain behind that dumpster festering forever or, which pertains to the question, some poor minimum wage worker we'd have to pick it up box it and all and get rid of it himself mind you

in order to fit it into my backpack to travel with I had to cut the box into four flattened pieces so it's not like they could just put the oh my God what have you done dude

so you have to pick up the thing then you can't even put in the box see I'm I'm this is that was that finished well there's a question afterwards but if we want to address the meat of it So

I am perplexed How insanely elaborate that is Because like I've had like say There was like I got sent three sex toys by real Dahl or not real Dahl What were they called? That doesn't matter I forgot

Yeah I don't know The Fleshlight What am I saying? Oh yeah Fleshlight sent me three things I gave two away I tried one I was like this sucks

And instead now I know it's not a fucking half torso or whatever the fuck, but still, all you do is put it in a trash bag. That's what I was thinking about it on the time. Fucking tie it and then put it in the trash bag. What the fuck did you do, dude? That's kind of how I feel about it too. It's like, because I've definitely had to dispose of things secretly when I was living with family. Sure.

I would just put it in a trash bag and put it in the trash can in a trash bag. And then always for posterity. but the other stuff in it too. Paper towel, paper plate. You can put some other stuff into the cover and make sure it can't be transparent or whatever. Or you just get a black trash bag if you really want to you can't see through it.

Here's the thing. At that point, if somebody finds it, they're a bigger freak than you. Exactly. That's how I felt about it. It's like, what are you doing, digging through the trash? Yes.

Fucking weirdo? Yes. That's crazy than what I did. It's way crazier because you're just fucking a toy. That's not a big deal, actually. You're just fucking a toy. Now it depends on what kind of toy at the time about. It would be wild to just throw it away

with no trash bag though. It's like, it's just like like a flashlight. If we were living together and you saw a flashlight in our trash can like in like olive when we were looking at olive. Have you ever seen what the

fleshlight looks outside of the It looks very funny. It looks so weird. So just seeing that. It's a forge object. It's a very weird looking. Put on the top of the trash can in the kitchen.

That's crazy. Laying on top like a twinkie. Like somebody puts a dollop of whipped cream on a fucking ice cream. But this was way too elaborate to the point where this person, they even thought, where is this, look, where is this the, where is this the least weirdest place to put this? Oh, behind a strip club because there's probably a bunch of weird sex stuff here anyway.

I love the idea that you involved your friend in this. Yeah. Like, why, I would never in a million years involve my friend in disposing of a sex toy unless it was for content. Yeah. You know what I mean? Listen, guy. No, don't, don't, no.

You overththought it. You overthought it. I want a torso. I understand you were... But I understand that. Yeah, it's... It is embarrassing to have. I get that.

That is one of those... If you do it as the... Like, oh, I'm ironic. You know, you're being ironic. Sure you are. Yeah, funny I got this. I'm sure plenty of people have said that. Even like, oh, I got this dildo.

Ha-ha, it's funny. Ha-ha. And behind the scenes, this fucking plow on that. In the middle of talking about it. I imagine that happens to it. The issue is that, like, you cannot own something like that. because like, if it's in your possession, curiosity will get the better of you at some point.

And you'll use it. Because otherwise you just have something. You're going to use it. Yeah. So you're going to use it. You know why you bought it. You know why you bought it. I can suppress myself from using things that are worth money.

But. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas,

talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know, that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS

pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, I have like cards that I have the dude. Oh, like collect them or stuff. Yeah, well, sure. Speaking of that, I didn't understand.

For a second, I was like, what the thing? Like, totally worth money. So if I got, like, a sex toy that was, like, made by Kojima and it's literally Norman Rebus. Like, it's a... Like, it's a deaf standing fucking completely him on the beach. And for some reason he's, like,

doing something, and it's Norman Reis, literally. But it's a fucking sex toy. I wouldn't use that, but this is worth too much money for me to use. I'm not going to deface it. I'm so immature that my brain's never. considered like a male sex doll. But like of course. Yeah.

Like no shit. So now just having like a, you're not a homosexual versus. Sure. But it's just like it's just like, I was just thinking I think I think I remember over a Norman Rita sex doll and fucking it. Just walling on it dude. And it's his size.

It's like life size. I think I remember seeing like because I went to a years ago I went to a like a sex toy factory. That's badass. Yeah. With Lacey. She was shooting something there. and I was like doing camera work for her.

So what a weird trip actually. I totally forgot about that. But like I remember the room where they were just all assembled, it looks so funny. Because it was just like, just dicks. And then like, oh, there's an ass. It's just like on the wall. It's like a rack of asses. That actually sounds awesome.

It was very funny. It was very difficult to... Sex factory. It was quite difficult to maintain like... Did they have sex oompa lumbas there? No. No. naked and George.

There's no ordinary naked. That's all. You, but we're gonna fuck. They had one of the fuck. They had one of the early early robots though

that talk to you. Oh, we got to talk to it. That's weird. That's too far. That's too far. It's all upsetting. I need that shit to be like perfect before.

It can't be. You need to be completely indistinguishable. Yeah. You need for me to not even debate whether or not you're a real person. Yeah. Even if you are functionally like a machine. It's supposed to the shell type shit.

Yeah. It's got to be like where I can. I don't think I would Which I don't think we'll live to see this Probably not I just don't need that You know I don't need it to be able to talk back to me I don't need it all either

But anyway To get to this guy's question Oh yeah let's go He says so I ask you this After all that Have you ever done something that you knew Would fuck up someone's day But we're gone from the scene of the crime

Before you could take responsibility Yeah Probably Yeah I've done Of course Do you have an example I've definitely I've definitely

made messes for Lily to clean up her after me because she made me mad. Like petty enough to be like, you know what? You're so petty, man. That's so crazy. I am not usually a petty person, but I've, I'm not usually a petty person.

Not usually, but I've, I've, I've fallen to being angry sometimes. I'm a permanent human. You like ripped her shit because she actually... Oh my God, that is the most, that is the most place they ever done to her. Where she was playing, she pulled my thing, she fucked my shirt and I went up to hit just a rip-jured shirt.

That's so crazy. She was just like, dude, what the fuck? And I was like, I'm sorry. I let my impulsive thought to win. You have a demon in you that needs to be exercised. This is what I mean when I say that he's going to explode one day because that's just not normal to do. It was, I'm not usually that petty, but like I had a moment.

Lily's going to say the wrong thing in him. And then all of a sudden this is going to rip Lily in half. He's going to be a podcast anymore. I killed my girlfriend. He says it that like apathetically. Yeah, I killed my girlfriend. Well, first would I even understand what he says at first. Yeah.

I don't think that's the, that's not as the same as you guys are making. I killed my girlfriend. No, ripping her shirt. I think that, I think it's crazy that you don't think that that's crazy. Destroying people's property. She also destroyed my shirt. Not on purpose. That's true.

No, we haven't you were a play fighting. Exactly. That's why it's crazy to me. I was like, you know what? And I love the shirt too. And I was like, I love this shirt. It's like, it's the whole thing about like, say, the intent matters. Look, it's like murder versus manslaughter.

It's absolutely. You didn't mean to kill someone versus you went out to go kill them. Look, you're doing 10 years for man's laughter. Yeah, man's laughter. Have you seen the naked gun trailer? I didn't see that. It's not bad.

It's hard to be funny. I've seen the first. You're doing 10 years for men's laughter. Man's laughter. Must have been a pretty good joke. I saw a few things. I might check it out. I'm probably going to check it.

If only just because like the novelty of seeing a comedy in theaters again. Yeah. Like, that's enough for me to be like, you know what? Yeah. I'm not confident it's going to be great. I just told me it goes to hunt some blacks, you know. That's how it ends. Yeah, he's like, stop.

I think that'd be legendary if he was accepted that. Like, I think that'd be, if that's a thing. The end of the naked gun is Liamese, since Faye shows up on the screen, and then a turret shows up in the real movie theater and kills every black person. I finally got one. I finally completed my hunt. I finally found him. I finally don't go to me.

Statistically, I probably got it. Statistics. Yeah, yeah. It even pops up at home if you stream it. A drone flies your house. Holy shit. I avenged my friend. I don't actually even remember what happened.

Why is he? Why is he got that accent? He's got. That's something like fucking... I don't know. He's Irish, right? Ghosts to his own shit. He is Irish, isn't he?

Yeah, I don't think he's a Scott. So, I avenge my friend. Same thing pretty much. They're just happier, right? I avenge my friend. I avenge me friend. That doesn't sound right at all. It's me, Rish Rish Rizzal Gul.

It's me, Rishalgoal. Rish. Rish Rish? Rage Hul? Rish. Rish. Rish? That's all they can say.

Al-Al-Al-Gul, Rish, Al-Rigal, Hagas! One of my friends tried to convince me that Haggis was real and she showed me a creature. Oh, yeah. I saw that. What are you fucking... I love that. That image made me laugh so hard when I saw like, look, this is a native Haggis.

And it was just like, it was like an AI image of like... I guess somebody, like, prompted, like, if Haggis was an animal, what would it look like? Like a porcupine fucking weird thing. It just looked like a weird goat. And I just remember me like, oh, my God, so many people are going to look at this. And they're going to think, like, oh, that. That's what Haggis is. That's what Haggis is?

Luckily, I heard of Haggis prior. And I was just like, isn't Haggis like a dish? She was like, nah, dude, this is real Haggis. No, this is the thing, man. You're just absolutely wrong. It's a real thing. Haggis ain't good, man. So.

I couldn't imagine eating something like that. God damn. I couldn't imagine even seasons meat in Europe. I just couldn't imagine doing it. You have to restart my internet. Oh, yeah. I can't get the names. Oh, because they always.

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That was that one? I love that album, actually. I actually do like old Drake a lot. I'm a big fan of old drink. He's not, I didn't, I didn't used to have any problems with him until he started like, I think he just something. he uh I think just like him

him not being himself got to him I think he got lazy I think he got really lazy in the way that wasn't cool Drake I think he got really really like I don't even have a problem with his leg to me it's just like you know how some people they start having identity crisis like crises I think I think the problem is this right

I think Drake was making and he's made really good music and then he's made pretty music for a while and then what happens is I think it got to a point It's insane. I was registering this drawing. I was like, look at this drawing. This is the least funny thing I've ever seen,

but somehow like it is hysterical to me. That's making a fake. It was to be Arnold. Arnold's profile. That is so insane. But for me, it's like, I think he made good music, but then he started getting accolades from music that he didn't deserve anymore.

Sure. And it's like, oh, you're just, you're lazy. Yeah. People started hating him for it. His music sucks, but to me personally, like, just personally, like, more because a lot of people can't keep up good music all the time. I accept that. But there's just, I have a problem with Drake where his biggest problem right now is that

it just seems like he, he can't accept that he's not hood enough or something. That he can't accept that he's some dumbass from actor from Canada. Because I don't give a flying fuck. but then he's like oh fucking Toronto's all hard and he started doing all this stuff and he started making all these moves and then he started seeing how he was talking the way he started dressing and presenting himself from

like he's just a really fake person he's not a coasting a lot I get that like I just I think that's to me that's like the worst thing you do is just not being your fucking self it's not being authentic like like like fucking like Childus Gambino like imagine like imagine like

if Childers Gambino got like that if he just didn't accept that like you know like fucking he Donald Glover is just like I am who I am and like a lot I think the idea is that like a lot of rappers

had to come to that terms of like oh we're just I'm just not it's whatever dude I think a lot of old rappers were thugs but then it was like oh I'm just what the fuck you're doing? Look even the ones that were cosplay like that

but a lot of them are cosplaying though I think from the from the beginning I don't really care if they're cosplaying like that to me it's more of Drake started off being himself like fucking uh

uh uh uh uh uh Young Money Drake was still a fucking nerd and that was completely fine and then at a certain point he got older and then shit started to get to him

and he's like, I don't want to be this fucking nerdy kid anymore I don't want to be the kid that says the hard R or what I'm trying to say like I don't know you ever seen that clip of him

where he says that's that inward he says the hard R instead of like that's that inward right there he says that harder like that was Drake liking a

what was it like he liked tuna and mayo sandwiches or whatever the fuck like his mom he asked his mom for this like how too Drake was now he was trying to pretend like he didn't grow up in Canada like that and I think that's stupid is that sad

I'm just I'm just like realizing the I'm trying to realize the the doodle that we made by accident this is the least beautiful everything in my life I like him I think I'm a big fan of him I like him I just read the name

I don't want to get out of it. Pretty good. I like them. This is what I saw when I looked at it. There you go. Look at it. We got how sweet. Hell yeah.

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You whoop. Yomcha, watch out. Yom chigger. Yom chigger. It was crazy. And he's like, what? What did you call me that? Why would you call me that?

Do you think a second form? Have you seen that video of like Jamba fucking Stitch? Or the audio of Jamba fucking Stitch where it's Jamba going like, Who make that mess? Who make that mess? That's so disgusting. It's fucking heinous. I thought I saw you like it on Instagram.

I might have. In one of my fucking spilt. One of my fucking benders. One of my bullshit vendors. Yeah. Instagram, real benders. are real Instagram.

My Instagram is so, because it was women too much and I unfollowed all the girls. I followed every woman and I cleansed my timeline

and then it just turned into bullshit like straight up like insane bullshit. It's porn and bullshit that's all it is. I saw a video of a dog like getting like

there's a video of it's like this guy that like he's somewhere in like the Middle East and they have a bunch like a little wild like random puppy it's like all over the place and some guy like

read and like feel like he like he like you're like he like he went to like he's like here and they can't check his hand and he grabbed it and he started tickling it and i was like oh that's so cute then the next video is a guy stepping on a manhole that fucking flew off and the guy went up in a manhole land and the guy did it i saw a video a long time ago of like some what what is this they saw a video long time ago some guy doing they were doing like the the airbag under the seat

prank but like they calibrate they aimed it wrong or something and so like i'm dr jgoodman and i'm the host of beyond the script a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and there's,

not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reduced from might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. He was sitting in the chair and then his legs flew up the opposite way. Oh. And he was just like, ah!

It's just like, you could not fuck up a prank worse, man. Jesus Christ. Imagine kicking your own dick. Imagine kicking yourself in the mouth. Imagine breaking your nose when you kick yourself. That's crazy. I was air-cadded down his pants and it killed him.

That's just crazy to me, man. That still doesn't really make sense to me. Like, that must have been such a vacuum-sealed pair of pants. And just so unfortunate. Like, perfect. Like, just per-like, anybody else that wouldn't have happened. It's crazy. He's gone.

It's crazy. That guy's gone. It's crazy the speed at which you just have to give up. He was just doing his job with him. like. It's a cadaver. Like that fast is like, oh, that's a, that's a, that's just some. That's a bag of meat.

That's a bag of meat. He's a lot of donating. Just got him open. His friend made a, his friend did a dumb prank and killed. It's so crazy. And now, and now he has like with the fact that he's going to blow air out of his pants. I'm going to make his pants all big. Blood flies out of his mouth.

That must be so panic-inducing, though. Like to do that? Oh, like, okay. Because you kill somebody on a mistake. Because you just mean to be like, like almost like a, like a little, yeah. And then he's dead and he's like, his insides are exploded. You got to be like.

You can, that is the most you can harm somebody by doing something that is, by your intention is like the exact opposite. Like casually exploding someone's entire insides is crazy. Like I can see you like maybe casually like maybe. be accidentally like pushing someone off like something or like you know tripping tripping somebody down the stairs any number of things that could like be harmless in theory or like you know you're moving and you accidentally like knock somebody off balance and then they land and then they're dead but they're still like you know maybe they hit their

head or something to have somebody's insides become liquid as a result of like a harmless is truly insane it's so funny because that guy next level stuff everyone in that situation didn't know what was going to go wrong Man like for that to happen. Yeah. That's the thing. Maximum damage to minimum. Rolling ones, dude.

That's the most maximum damage to minimum intent. Yeah. You know? That's like rolling a critical fail into a critical kit. Oh yeah. It's like, okay, I guess this is going to be, oh, well, you murdered them. You mean to punch the enemy and get into them. You killed your ally.

Good job. You killed the healer. No, the healer is dead. You can't get res. Insane. Awesome. I'm going to follow up on that case and see what's going on with it. see what happened to the dude

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objectively, extremely fucking talented. Oh, the guy who did parallel? Yeah, it's so fucking unfortunate. They fucked his butt and they threw him out in the gutter. They fucked his butt hard.

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John Evil. I know my name might alarm you. It should. My name is I am evil. His name is I am evil. That is crazy. My name is Damien McEvelson. Three, two, one.

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fucking name Fiat I don't give a Fiat You know what they say About Fiat's right Why they call it a Fiat No It's an acronym for fix it again Tony

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Fix it again, Tony. It's actually the pilot... It was a super mini car, okay. Okay. Pilot King of the Hill makes that joke. But it was like, trying to talk about Hank's Ford. Oh, yeah.

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and I looked at it. I was like, oh, this one has numbers on or whatever. So I looked at it, looked up. It's a serialized card that's worth almost $2,000. And I was like, oh, hey, nice. Nice. They ripped it immediately. Oh, yeah?

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Into his ass Into his rectum as a prank Wait what There's one that just happened Two months ago A 30 old laborer and indoor reportedly died after several co-workers

pumped compressed air to his body What is it wrong with people, man? Dude, India's wild Bengal-India in March of last year This is probably ours 24-year-old man After a friend directed compress

Yeah, this has to be the one that we saw Yeah In his anus with the compressed hose, air pressure Yeah, yeah So that was the one in 2024 And there's another one that happened Oh, this is the United States, we have one and there's an OSHA case.

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involving a worker who died when a coworker inject to compress air into his rectum during, why are people, so many people are putting air pressure into people's asses. This should be like

one of the first things you learn not to do, it seems. In second grade, like, hey, remember, don't use the designated Air can for freaking sexual assault.

Like, you understand how much pressure comes out of the thing. No, they don't. That's the thing. They probably do. They probably only have a vague idea. They don't understand what it does to a body. You know what I mean? They understand what it does in theory.

They understand what it does to really thick rubber when you're fucking blowing up a tire or something. They don't get it. Or whatever. Many things when you need, whatever. Yeah. Why are you surprised? I'm not. I shouldn't be at all.

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It would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication. for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to

keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Shrimp Obama be like... Wait, shrimp Obama? Shrimp Obama? Shrimp Obama be like, let me fry this rice.

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Pork fried rice? I am more of a pork fried rice person. Yeah. Fried rice in general. Or chicken fried rice. Dikokuya. Daikokuya in old Tokyo makes the best fucking fried rice I've ever had in my life. It makes me so mad.

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They're just like, they're just fluffy. They're wider, just really smaller. They're just like really fluffy pancakes. Like, suflays are. Oh, I see. I mean, I don't have a lot of run-ins with suflais, to be honest with it. Suflars are kind of like airy, fluffy. Yeah, they're difficult to bake.

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I didn't play 3. I think I did because it was like one of the only games on Xbox. I play two. Two is when you play as the other dude, right? Two is when, yeah, you play as like... The one guy? Yeah. Yeah.

Frank East. Well, that was it of Frank. Weiner, I guess that of Frank as Weiner. Yeah, I don't remember. Weiner East. Weiner East. That's so dumb. That is so many leaps.

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playing much of it that's not when you played as Frank again right no you play as like some fucking Mexican Diego or something you said maybe imagine playing as a Mexican you play as like some mechanic or something it was actually I remember being kind of novel yeah you can make cool stuff it just wasn't I mean Dead Rising as a premise is pretty flimsy

honestly like there's not like there's not really much you can do it that was never like a franchise guys really. I feel it came out late. It was like, it just came out too late, yeah. It was like way later

and, uh, I remember being impressed by like the, the amount of zombies on screen, but the frame rate was fucked so I like, I couldn't stick with it too long. That was a PS3 game, right?

No, it's Xbox 1. It came out on Xbox 1 exclusively. Yeah. Um, so tired about you. Yeah, well, hindsight. Whoops.

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It's the guy is like watching Madagascar. Like, when he's like, now I'm going to merge without looking or whatever. At the very end, he goes, yeah, Rumsfeld. And I was like, that's such a. like very specific that's such an of the era

yeah like nobody knows the fuck Donald Rumsfeld is like that remember the name yeah it's bush shit but shit by the way I'm playing Death Stranding still there's dude the character models in the game are crazy yeah insane

absolutely insane genuinely fucking yeah it's crazy I keep looking at I'm like that looks like a real person and it's fucking with me there's some shit that happens that I just watch the like the game the story of it oh great shut up

but there's There's something that happens. I'm like, you're going to see it. Like, oh my goodness, this is beautiful. Yeah, I'm sure. I believe that. Crazy shit, dude. Crazy.

I haven't played the first one. I felt like I dodged it. I felt like the Matrix there. I'm not going to say anything about it. I'm going to respect that. Yeah, we'll see. Because that game, that's a, that game has a twist. Yeah, thanks.

You already, you already did too much. Don't even get in there, man. A Deo-D-O-Cajima game that's exactly at the scene of base level. Well, everything about this kind of seems exactly like it was going to be. See, that would be a twist. That would be a twist. there's nothing crazy about this interesting Hey, it's all a dream

Norman Reedis wakes up He wakes up in his regular bedroom He wakes up in the beginning of PT You look at the game cover And it doesn't say Death Stranding anymore It says Norman Riedis has a dreamus Norman Rees has a dreamus What's opposite life

How did they do that? It's crazy It activates Gmas a fucking jeep I would give it to him All your kids do that That would make me believe That he's more than a person

Yeah. You know, like, you just retro- What the fuck have you done? He doesn't fucking press conference and he just floats away after, and he's like, oh man, he's going to talk about deaf-st drowning and that whole fucking crazy-ass twist

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What about using the, um, the, the browser version on your phone. Do you have a... I'm not signed into ours. No. On my phone anyway. Do you have, uh... Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the Script.

A podcast where I sit down with... pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.

I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from Cee's BVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's

largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. dot com for an office near you. Do you have service here? Sucking penis, I'm on Verizon, so I don't have to have. I'm on SOS right now. You're on SOS? What the fuck?

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I'm going to try and make it through this faster then. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe. are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering

with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. if someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise.

Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

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So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

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It looks like a disc. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health,

Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN because there are a lot of prescription medications

that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, There are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

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Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It looks like a fucking, it looks like a fucking, one of those things called, the fucking posters, the ones that send you to heart but that wants you Jackal.

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And they also don't know that for sure. They focus on the wrong shit. Like there's things that we could We could be like on like oh We're on the same page on something that is bad But like particularly when they're talking about that I use a guy named the Birdman As an example

Birdman He used to just shit on Cinema sins That's how his channel blew up Birdman Like he would just be like You just shit all over Yeah but he now he takes on the grifters He's just like fucking

He's actually this black dude from a South Central That's very arrogant But I like him because he's like a very good looking guy. He has like money. He goes traveling all the time. And he like throws in their face all the time. I'm rich or not.

And so he's very arrogant, but I'm also like, well, I mean, he is those things. So what can he say? But anyway, uh, he, go check out his content because he takes on the critical drinker all the time. He'll burst of faith. All those fucking guys. And then he always talks because they all just recycle the same shit. They watch each other's content and say the same fucking talk. Yeah, it's the same thing over and over again.

It's like it's just. Wow, what a surprise it is. Exactly. And then unfortunately, he shows the pattern that, like, they specifically focus on content that's to do with women and black people. Yeah. And then if it's something that happens to be good, that happens to be with a woman or with a person of color,

they'll usually put it on their second channel and review it, like, positively. And the episode, like, it's like, I'm trying to think of, like, The Birdman. Caden's like, um. Yeah, the Birdman with an E. The Birdman with an E. Yeah. And the episode ends with Cheehoe.

Hulk twerking. With twerking. I can't even do the cadence right, but it's so weird. It's very unique and he's very, but also like he, he like wrote a film, I guess. You see,

that's always true. Oh, I know who he is. Okay, gotcha. Yeah. So he does, yeah, so he does really good content. But he made a film, the critical drinker or whatever,

and it fucking has like a four point something in the NDB. It's a fucking trash. Those, this is true. Yeah. This is true. Generally, like, if you're, I mean, most people who, I mean, I think about the nostalgia critic all the time when it comes to this, he made three movies and they're all really not good. His movies are crazy. Like, his movies are like.

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it's like, oh, okay, cool. I don't know how to feel about Doug, the nostalgia critic specifically because like, I think he's a little on the spectrum for sure. But then,

but then also like, I think he genuinely loves movies. And I think he genuinely, like when he criticizes something, it's more about like the energy. I think he is more, I think his character is more separated from him actually. Probably.

And so because every time I've seen him talk about like movies as him, he's like very normal and even killed. And he's like not a freak. Yeah. So like to me it's just like, oh, that's interesting. It doesn't make your movies good that you made them. But like I'm not that bothered by the fact that you have the gall to make things and then criticize things because I think the way that you criticize things is so in character that it almost negates the fact that it's even legit. It's weird. I don't know.

It's like this weird thing with him. It's not as it's not as egregious as same. And he's not grifting also. Exactly. I said it's not as great as these grifter because these grifters are like, I know better. This is all shit. Okay, now it's your time to step up and clearly your fucking trash and untalented. I think it's very insane to critique something really heavily.

I did that too. Like he was like he wrote, he had like a script that nobody wanted. Like all of them. Yeah. Dave Rubin's a failed comedian. Yep. Yeah, they're all failed. Have you seen a stand up?

I've seen a clip. You've seen it. I'll never, I'll never watch it again. We should watch it again. We should have a. That fucking gave me that it gave Was it that bad? It gave me the shivers.

It is so jokeless. It's amazing. Like you could probably go up and I have actually no doubt. Like I don't think you would be a good stand of comedian. I don't think any of us really would be. But like we would all do better improvising on the spot material than the one, then whatever the fuck he came up with on whatever set that I was watching. It was truly crazy.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess it depends on because like right now some of the best stand of comedians are just really good at crowd. work. That is true. And I think, uh, I think we, we could, I don't know by you. I think you would be too insulting, but, uh, I wouldn't be mean to people. I'm not like that. I don't know. I, I think I'd laugh at all that. I said, if you, if you worked on some comebacks to have some like stock stuff, I think you'd be good. But I think, uh, I think in the, in the, in the, in the moment, you would say really mean. Yeah. You laugh too much of the things that you say. Because I think they're funny. Right. But like, that's not a, that's, that's, that's a bad, that's not good.

It's not the best thing. I think it could work. I think it could work. Like, Jalen could not be a stand-up comedian. Oh, no, he can't get his jokes out. But it'd be so funny to watch, though. That's the one thing. He would be funny in a setting. Like, I wish so desperately that I could, like, get the material together to, like, write a show.

Because I think he's a perfect character. Yeah. Like, for a show. For, like, a situational comedy kind of thing. Like, scenarios. Like, I want to see you in various circumstances. But, like, he couldn't, like, go up and deliver a joke because if he delivers a joke,

he's going to laugh at it. And it's going to make it seem like, it's going to laugh at your joke, as long as the joke is really, really, really funny. I personally think it's really cringe every time a comedian laughs at their own material.

I think if it's really funny, it's fine. But I think even if it's funny because I think it's just like, what are you doing? Like it just comes to, I notice it where I'm just like, because I don't think that's the point of it.

It looks as a cry, it's almost like when the laugh track starts in a sitcom where it's like, oh, now you laugh because I'm laughing. You know what I mean? It kind of feels like you're telling some, people, this is the funny part. I guess it's the timing because like I usually see, like say Dave Srapal, for example,

uh, I see him, he laughs a lot of his jokes, but it's usually after everybody else is laughed. Right. So it's like he tells the joke, everyone's laughing and he starts thinking, he almost uses it as like a segue into the next thing that he's going to say. But it's also just, it's a human emotion. Like sometimes, I've seen Kevin Hart laugh at his own jokes. I've watched funny. I'll watch many things over and over and I'll still laugh at it.

I think Kevin Hart's funny at all actually. I think, I think for you to say that, I mean, okay, that you may not think he's funny. That's fine. It is funny. As a stand-up, I don't care for it. He's funny. He is funny. He may not be the funniest guy ever.

I think he can be a funny presence on a screen. Do you see his role in 40-year-old Virgin? I don't remember. He's trying to buy something from the, they work at that like circuit city type store. Yeah, yeah. And like he's just being so disrespectful. It's so fucking funny. I think he can be funny with written material made for him.

But like I don't think he, every stand-up, I don't know. I've never seen a joke from him that I thought was like, wow, that's like an all-timer. Like not once. I actually can't think of a single piece of Kevin Hart material. He told him his first, his first thing about how he was at a zoo. And he had a fear that an animal would get out. And he thought, like, what would I do if an animal got out and was chasing me? I would just throw my kid behind me and let it take my kid.

And then just deal with the consequences afterwards. Or the time when he was running. Like, I think he's pretty funny. That just sounds like something you would say. Yeah. So, I mean, it is. Look, I would just have to. The pictures painted now.

I would have to give it an earnest watch, but from what I've seen of it. I haven't actually, I don't know if I've seen his stand-up. I don't know if I've actually seen him, so I can't judge it per se. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just know that, like, I don't think he's a funny actor. I don't think he's a comedic actor. I think it's the other way around. I think it's the other way.

I think it's the other way. I think a lot of the movies he chooses are bad movies. But I think if given the right material, like he's funny in a 40-year-old virgin. I think I remember him being funny in fucking one of the scary movies. Yeah, and scary movie three. Yeah, yeah. And four, and four, because they basically do the same thing. Oh yeah, that's right.

Him and Anthony Anderson. Yeah. Yeah. So he can be funny with the right material. I just don't find his material funny. Yeah. I would have to see, like I would even, because I remember he even did a, he's just, I even enjoy him in small bits where because he was in, he grew up in the scene with,

like say he was, he even roomed with Patiso O'Neill for a while. Yeah. And like, so they all grew up in the same thing. So I think a lot of his comedy chops and busting balls is pretty good. he used to have a podcast called like cold as balls basically he was like stealing hot ones like oh let's do something uncomfortable

while we're having a podcast it was just they were doing ice baths and so he would usually have on like athletes and shit like that and I enjoyed I think he's very charismatic I think I don't care to see him like I don't want to be oh I want to go see Kevin Hart's stand up

I don't care about that but I do think he is funny and I think he's a good host good comedian I get while he's popular I just I would never go out of my way, but there are many people I wouldn't go see do stand-up. That's true, yeah.

I don't think I'd really see. I would go out of my way to see most people do stand-up. Right. I would, no one alive. I would go to open, I would go to more open mics than I would set stand-up shows, if that makes sense.

Yeah, it does to me. Open mics to me are like, it's an experience. Cream of the crop type shit because sometimes that's raw comedy. That's why. Well, yeah, but sometimes you get really, sometimes you get gold,

and then sometimes there's just a room full of depressed people. I think that's, fenting and it's like it makes it way funnier. Have you ever gone to an open mic? Yeah, I've been a few. Have you been to the ones at a flappers? I went to one at flappers and it was so funny because it was this depressed. There was this black girl dating Armenian guy.

And it was so funny because she was just like, they're really racist to me and I hate this so much. But I love my boyfriend. Should I leave him? And I was laughing so hard. We should go. I was laughing so hard. We should find it. I was like, she's venting.

This isn't a show. This is a therapy session. We should find a day We should find the day to go to one of those open mics And just watch it Because it is, it is mega fun I would do one You would do one

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And he bought that. I still kill him. It's like fucking The Simpsons with Rainier Wolf Castle. He's doing stand-up and he fucking throws a grenade and shoots a machine gun. The crazy thing is, people are still there after he shoots the machine gun. He tells another joke and they still huckle him and then he throws a grenade. It's so stupid. I think open mics are a magical experience.

I went to one in Fischko up where he lived. There's a stand-of-com comedy place around? It was when I lived over around there. So we went to... Where was the stand-of-comedy place? I think it was on the other side of the water. I know there was a hotel around us that was like a big comedy scene. Like one of the, actually, like, unironically, like one of the, um, literally one of the holiday

ends or something. Like, going by my house? Maybe. Like, it was by, yeah, kind of. It was like, next to the Walmart or not next to the Walmart, but like across. Yeah. Like that, a lot of people did stand up in that lobby. That is crazy to think about.

Because I heard, like, Jimmy Kimmel to tell a story of it and Jimmy Fallon and like, uh, I've heard it mentioned on enough comedy podcast where I'm like, that's weird. That that's, because that's such a completely inconspicuous, but you would have never even assumed. I'm gonna this plaza and this fucking stupid ass. It might not have a holiday in.

It was something like that, like a Ramada or like something. I would love, that's one right there, but I'd love to go to, I'd love to do a comedy show. I'd love to go to one and see like someone really bombing

and give them the most genuine, like applause. Because I think, because I think for real, going up there and bombing and fun and making it through, I think is the most like respectable thing ever. It is really traumatizing.

It's like, oh, I'm going to go up there and I'm going to talk to you. It's a very, very, it's the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had my life. I think part of bombing is allowing yourself to bomb. Yeah, but like also like that is a wild feeling. Yeah. Like it is unlike anything. There's no one laugh at your jokes the whole time. Well, I think I had no like the three times that I did it, one was like what I would consider more of a bomb.

And it was just like, ooh. Because it's just silent. Tough crowd. It's crazy. It was a Tuesday, but like, whatever. No one there. No one there. I know, I know, but I think, I didn't think about it that deeply.

I was like, I don't know. People are here. Like, clearly they're going to want this. But then, like, you think about, like, yeah, if you're out on a Tuesday night at a stand-up comedy club, you're probably not having a great time. Because that's not that willing. I think the funniest part is baiting people, like, just saying, like, fucking, like, I would just go up there and say racist shit.

Like, just be, like, really, like, fucking right-wing asshole. And then this engage with people. This is why I want to see. And then I would be like, I'm. I didn't mean any of that shit. This is mad funny though. Yeah. We should go to one and you should just go up and it will record you.

Flippers would be interesting because like it's, there's just, you know, it's kind of a respectable place. The place over here, especially the industry, it's not a demographic, like say if you were to go further south or just a bunch of drunk poor people that would just kind of laugh at anything. I want to do that. Here would be much more like people willing to scrutinize you. Yeah. I think that's. They would hand you like a Scantron of all the things you did wrong. I do that.

I'd love to go up there. I'd love to go up there fucking put on fucking Trump face. Just go on there and just be a complete piece of shit. And it'd see how people I get aggravated. Because for me, my biggest joy is aggravating people. Knowing that people are mad. Biggest joy. Knowing that people are mad over stupid shit about me is so funny.

Like grieving people, I try not do it in games anymore. It got too, like, necessary for me to have a decent. day. But like seeing someone get mad over stupid shit is fucking funny, dude. It is. You're not a good person. I don't know, maybe not.

I try to be a good person. I think I'm a bad person with good traits. There you go. Yeah, I guess so. Okay. Some people are shit people with shit traits. Some people are bad people with, you know, pretty decent traits.

I'm, I'm that. Like Epstein. You said that, not me. I don't. I mean, that's what our government says. I still don't agree. I stand behind our government wholehearted. Right.

Did a couple of bad things, but I think it's a good person overall. Overall, I think there's a lot of good stuff, good qualities to him. Yeah, yeah, the government never, the government never lies. Never's lied to us once. Never. This administration's perfect. It's actually, now that you said that, you're so right.

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