The Snark Tank - #340: They Leveled Up

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

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Down by the bayou. That's my favorite Lincoln Park song, Down by the bayou. By the Bayou. Yes, it is a really good one. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. It is me, Chris. It is him. Sweeney, it is him.

Derek. Look at him over there. Sweetie's got great. I can't eat them because I'm allergic to the birch pollen, I guess. I can have fruits if they're blended, though, so I don't really know what the fucking situation is. I don't know if it's like a chemical reaction that happens when the skin is broken or what, but like it's fucking, it confuses the hell out of me.

I don't get it. Yeah, I don't know what that's about either. I remember hearing this, and this could be very fake. I remember hearing this that some people can have, some people can have chocolate and peanut butter together, but they're allergic to both of them separately. Really? I've heard that somewhere.

It can be not true. Would you hear that on like Beavis and Butthead or something? I definitely don't believe that one. That sounds crazy. I heard it somewhere. I don't remember exactly what it was. I know you heard it somewhere. I get that.

I believe. I believe. I believe you heard it. I believe you heard it. It was like they launched missiles from Hawaii or something. Yeah. I believe I heard it. I believe I believe.

Yeah. That's the I believe. I get it. That's a double one. He's not even sure. I think I saw this somewhere once. I think I saw it. well whatever

it's it's a bummer because I do like fruit a lot I like grapes I only have grapes pretty much I pretty much only have grapes on New Year's because of that like the Spanish tradition or whatever the fuck I don't know I don't know about this it's more of a Caribbean thing I think

it's giving people grapes that you love is like a three is a butcher or four I don't I don't talk about like in the infantilizing language you you grape people no no I was not great by all my cousins that's what I was like I was like I was like

you guys you guys are wild over there. No, Jesus Christ. I mean, okay, I was just checking. I was just making sure. In the water, Latinos are different, bro. See, that's a kind of grape everybody's allergic to, I think. Yeah, I mean, I guess you have no choice but not to imagine.

But no, it's like that has an alleged reaction to you. And you get hives from it. I feel like you probably would in some way. You'd probably get like, you know, stress-related hives, I would imagine. Do you like stress-related hives, really? I think so, yeah, yeah. For sure, absolutely. I have definitely been so stressed that my skin has fallen off.

You know? It fell off? Well, it fell out. Oh, okay, got it. I was thinking like your actual skin was just hanging. Like your entire coating. Right, right. You're just all fleshy.

Like, coding. I mean, isn't that what skin is, though? Yeah, yeah. You ever see those videos of a, like, lizard shedding their skin and then somebody puts like a, not like, industrial compressed air, but like normal, like, kind of like compressed air. And it, like, blows their skin up. and they look like bubble people. I've never seen that.

It's funny. It's really cool. I've only seen one video of it. I thought that's awesome. I feel like that's torture a little bit. It's not. They actually really like it. Because they want to get the skin off, you know.

It's a mega weird though watching, because sometimes they can't shed all their skin properly. So they have to be helped. And watching, I've seen videos of like bearded dragons getting their skin like kind of tweezed off. And like there's like sometimes it's like around the nose and the nostril. The skin's like deep in there. Yeah.

And they pull it out and they make a face that's like that I understand. understand what that feeling is. You know what I mean? Like, uncomfortable. Right, like really invasive. You have a COVID check? If you have COVID not in the fucking nose. Exactly.

It's exactly that face. In your throat. Someone puts it flat against me. I was like, hey, once again. Boom. It's amazing how easy you could kill somebody giving them a COVID test. You definitely could kill somebody.

You could definitely like hurt their nasal patches. You could definitely like, because you can poke their brain. I don't think that's how that works. There's a hole that leads right to your brain in there. You could swab like if it. The swab is long enough. You can definitely jab someone's brain. The cavity's down.

No, no, no. The brain is up, right? If I'm not mistaken? Yeah, but it's like, you know Capri-San? It's all, it's all connected, man. It's all connected. It's all connected. It's all connected.

You can get, like, I just scratch my brain all the time. Because I saw somebody, as this is real. I saw somebody put a corn kernel up their nose and it came out their eyelid. That's, that's disgusting. But, like, yeah, you can do that. That's actually fucking heinous. I saw that in person. I've seen people do it.

You saw that in person? What kind of fucking, who are you hanging out with? It was like we were like 14, 15. We were at some like random things. I can do this. And I was like, I was like, what really? That's like something a seven-year-old does accidentally. Like the moment I saw it, I was like, you're not attracted to you anymore.

You thought she was hot to do that? You're just a woman now. It's amazing how quickly like somebody can do something that just makes them completely unattracted. Oh, sure. Yeah. I mean, just imagine like, you saw like, oh, there's the hottest girl I've ever seen that she shits her pants. You're kind of like, ah. Yeah, now I don't even love you.

I'm good. I'm good, brother. Now you're not. I'm good brother. It's over. Sorry, bro. It's over. That's so crazy. This is a Kirby Enthusiasm episode about that where like he's, Larry's dating somebody.

And then he bumps into a, he bumps into a glass door. And she's immediately like, oh. That's it? Well, because he's old. You know what I mean? Like, he's already enfeebled in some way. But now he's like, now he's like twice as feeble because he's like, unavoidable. So it's a completely avoidable.

glass door. It's like something of fucking like a bird does. You know what I mean? It's not a full grown man with like 70 plus years experience on this planet does. That's so funny. That's like when women like try to downplay how abusive like everybody

warned the hey this guy beat his other fucking girlfriend. Oh no he's going to be different. Stop. You know and like the signs are all there. Let's not go down this one. Let's not go down this one. And then you know, are you going to be added for beating someone? No, but it's not. It's like, I've made these jokes before.

And it's just like, I feel bad, but like... You feel bad? This is reality, Kingston. I know. It's still an unfortunate reality. Women get fucking dragon punched fucking on the daily. I'm aware, it's still unfortunate. I guess it depends on the woman.

That's true. Like, Casey Anthony gets hit, I'm not really good. I think a woman getting beat by its nature is unfortunate. Ah, what I think? What about, yeah, or Marjorie Taylor Green? Like, I think they suck and they deserve retribution. But, like... Then...

Them getting beat. It's still unfortunate. Is it? It's a series of events. What kind of retribution are you talking about then? I don't know. Fucking like immediate eradication, like fucking death by lightning or something like that. Watch the woman get so.

So instant death. So yeah. Like electrocuted is fine. Yeah. Because that's just that you're gone. Like a bolt, a big fat bolt to lightning comes, washes over and gone.

So it's the beating specifically of a problem. Yeah. It's a little. Beating somebody's intimate. So what if, what if Marjorie Taylor Green just got hit once really hard with a baseball bat? That's still a little brutal. But being electrocuted?

What if it's a little? train hit her at 2 million miles an hour. He just fucking dissipates. Then that's different. Then I buy, I would have that as an actual corporate punishment. Do you think we'll ever be able to cross that threshold? Do you think we'll ever make something that goes two million miles an hour?

No. We can't survive. How? I just mean like a bullet or something. So here's the problem. For Jesus too much for humans. You can't like, there's nowhere on this earth to like even.

It doesn't make sense. Because even if you need to incrementally get. there so you don't be crushed by G-Force, you're, you're where you need to go. You're not even, you would still get crushed by G-vvon, you're moving like. You can acclimate to it. I'm not saying

to be flat. Two million is fine, brother. I can get there. I'm not saying two million miles an hour as in like a vehicle to sit in or like a mode of transportation. I'm just saying like, do you think we'll ever be able to throw something or launch something at two million miles an hour? That fast?

Yeah. How fast is speed of light? I don't know. It's like two miles, no. Yeah, two miles, two miles and change. Look it up. You got a phone. Look it up. Oh, yeah, I actually got, I'm trying to post something for how long it might be here?

That's like when our friend Jalen was so high. He was trying to order pizza for six hours. Just sitting there suffering from hunger. Suffering from hunger all night. I wonder if he remembers that. It probably doesn't. Six hours is crazy. Well, I'm exaggerating, but it was like a hilariously long time.

It felt like six hours. It was more like it definitely was over an hour, though. Like he was trying to order this pizza. That means he was putting effort into doing it. Yeah, it just wasn't working. He couldn't do. I've been that high before. Yeah.

I just can't get shit done. You're just fucking stuck. I just can't really do anything. Yeah. You're locked in a cycle of just, I can't do this. You're sad. Yeah. You're depressed.

I can't fucking, I can't get up to go to the bathroom right now. What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? I'm not going to use the bathroom, but I can't stand up. I can't get up right now. Got thinking about like, man, thinking about those times, like when people would be like consistently high around me or like consistently drunk, like there would be like, there's like, all right, I'm waking up and I'll go into our shared bathroom. And then Jane would be just be asleep in the toilet, basically. Oh, nice.

Because it's just like, oh, it's one of these weekends. That was so regular. Every one of those weekends. Like, that should not be regular. That's kind of crazy. Well, it was more regular than it is now, which is to say, like, now it never happens. You guys are. It's like now.

It's like once a year. You're all grown up now. We're all grown up. Growed up. You got three in your, in your year. I know. It kind of clicks where it's just like you feel like you can't be

can't do stupid shit anymore. Not so much anymore. There's just consequences. Whatever? It's just consequences. Consequences. And they're very real on your body. The consequence.

Like before it was like consequences in the ether, you know. Where it's like if I get caught, then it's a problem. Right. But now it's like if I do this. I'm gonna hurt myself. And then I'm gonna have to bring that problem back home to me. I'm noticing it with food more and more now. Where I'm just like the things I used to eat all the time and now like hurt me actively.

Or I'm just like, oh, man, I don't know. Like I feel myself thinking like, oh, I want that, but I don't want to deal with the afterwards. Because I know what the afterwards is. Whereas before I'm like, I feel like I could separate those two for some reason or like it didn't bother me as much. So I don't do ice cream anymore. I love ice cream. Don't do it. I never really liked ice cream.

I'm too lexous intolerant. Not even violently so, but it's like I don't want to have. It's enough. I don't want my stomach tired. You ever try those pills? I just don't need ice cream. I get what you mean. I know you don't need ice cream, but it's just every once in a while, it's nice to have ice cream.

That's, you know, the weird thing is, I, this is real shit either, because you know, your, your body changes over time, right? So either mine changed again and, or I built up my lactose intolerance to where I'm fine with lactose now, because I haven't had a fucking problem. The worst thing used to be like, for whatever McDonald's ice cream, or, or, you Or just like shitty ice cream. Yeah. Shitty quality ice cream.

Shitty ice cream would fucking crush me because it was probably like the shittiest milk that they use. But I'm fine. I haven't had, I haven't used those pills. Like I'd always, oh, yeah. I'd have to take a lactate pill before. I remember Lacey was one that suggested that to me. Oh, really? Yeah, because I was just like, oh, I'm dumb.

I just eat things in the air. Yeah. They're shit everywhere. What do I do? Holy shit in my house. Who's shed all over my room? Chris's girlfriend help me. I'm shitting.

I'm shooting. She's like, oh, lactate, you retard. She probably said that to you. She said, I'm sure it was very, it's very close to that.

Yeah. You never looked up what you could do to fix this problem? No, I thought it was a problem that no one could fix. Ever.

Oh, man. Excuse me, I got a shit again. That was, I think, like, introducing Lacey to the people that I knew

was like the moment that I knew that, oh, I know, crazy people. Same though a little. Like I know like really like is everybody else that I've dated

has been like kind of like more or less ingratiated like they like I met them through these people or like they knew them already. But like she was the first person that I met from outside. I guess Barbara was too. Oh right. But like.

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apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. That was the one where I was like, oh man. Like I, I'm, you're fucking psychotic. You're a crazy person. Sure. Yeah. You, you specifically. Yeah, I guess. The most that I've ever met by far. I can't believe you slept on that fucking futon for that long. You don't know. He slept on a futon with one leg missing, so he was always like, I'm surprised you didn't grow. The wrong way. Like when a baby Has too much pressure on one's like

Has too much pressure on one's like When he sleeps on one side too long And his head ends up flat Yeah, it's fucking gross dude I look the idea of flat heads I'm afraid of bed is like obsessed with the idea of like What do I can find a baby and flat in the back of its head? I can slap the back of its head

The flat of its head It's like Ben no no head flat Can we make like a hammerhead baby Ooh a hammerhead baby now you're cooking That'd be sick as fuck Like you like you have the baby And then you can also you know hit a few things with it when you need to

Yeah, yeah, yeah I think that's pretty That's a little person Slot it into something Slotted into something And it's like suspended I feel like I feel like Ricky Berwick is almost

Like they tried That's what that it was He's actually not even disabled He's more of a swastika He's more of a swastika person He is kind of he is He is actually the result of it Not finishing the metamorphosis

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Yay! Which is fun. The, I can't, I could have sworn we talked about this last time, but like, And we did in some sense. Yeah, we talked about it. But there's been like a couple things that for some reason I thought happened a while ago that didn't. But what is the excuse that they're given now? It's like, are you still talking about this?

Well, it was specifically, Trump's the only one. Yeah. Because Pam Bondi had a response ready, right? They were doing an interview. She was sitting right next to Trump after I'm sure she blew him because that's the only reason she's there. Yeah. And then she was like, oh yeah, let me respond to your shit. Obviously, I'm prepared.

And he was like, wait, wait, hold on a second. And he just gives the excuse of, are we still talking about this guy? Are we still talking about this creep? It's like, guilty. Like, immediately, you're guilty. I've never seen someone so clearly guilty in my fucking life, dude. Are you kidding? Why are we still talking about this guy?

He's just a world-renowned pedophile with connections to every world leader. And he died mysteriously. And why are we talking about it? we gave you the footage of which there's an entire minute missing did you see that by the way too? The excuse for that it's like oh it's just standard procedure for like one minute of footage to vanish and I was like um she's what that doesn't that's not even true of like

anything that's not even true of like commercial surveillance like your own like dash cams or like ring cameras a fucking minute yeah a minute of footage just kind of vanishes every now and again I don't what? I don't believe. And she had the audacity to say... And in that minute he killed himself too. In that minute, in that minute he killed himself too.

Oh. She had the audacity to say that, oh, uh, yeah, we're working on getting the other footage so we can show you. Yeah. Amazing. I'm sure you guys are going to spend a second thinking about this once the fucking, once the presser's over. Like, you know what I mean? They're like, oh, good. We put this out into the ether.

We can fuck off now. I saw there's so many excuses that I see now. And it's so insane. It's just like, oh, we can't show the videos because it's like, it's obviously like, illicit material involving children. And it's like, okay, well, fair. I don't want to see them. Yeah, you don't need to see. But I want to know who was in there.

It's like, oh, what if there's no faces in the videos? If there's no faces in the videos, then it's useless. Yeah. Then there's no point in even fucking talking about it this long. What are we saying? Yeah. This is so insane. They've moved the goalposts.

The goalpost is like, a thousand yards. It's like I'm watching somebody play like, like, like, Sim City. and they're just like maybe actually no we're gonna like in real time it's like actually the hospital should be here now and it's just like I don't even know what to say at this point it's so clearly and to be fair to be fair to be fair a lot of people are actually like upset about it in his camp which I'm actually surprised by I thought like for sure that they would just like turn a blind die and some of them are no no doubt there's definitely some stragglers who are just like no I love Trump anyway but like a lot of them are actually kind of turning on him which is really nice to see yeah I don't know how I don't know how long down the last because usually it always it's always like like a sheep kind of running away from

you know and then the dog comes and barks it back into fucking line yeah but uh i think he's losing the people he's not he's not losing his fucking flock but i think people's sentiment to him is getting fucked up now yeah that's a problem and i saw alex jones interviewing judge joe brown or whatever and he's he has like this whole it's like actually maybe like maybe this actually does make sense maybe he's like maybe he's going along with it but like eventually he's gonna blackmail the deep state. And it's like, you're cooked. You're just cooked, like, Alex,

why was he? He's so, he's so, he's so, I don't know. I don't even know if I'm correct in saying that. It's probably, Joe, Joe,

you're talking about that guy with the TV show? Yeah. No, it's not that guy. I was like, do you know who it is? It's somebody with a name like that.

I don't know. I would have to see. I'll look at that boy. Yeah, yeah. I saw him in his car. Like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna vomit.

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, he was like trying to not throw up. And this reminds me of when Trump sent all the missiles into Syria back in 2018 and Alex Jones lost his mind. No, it is.

Judge Joe Brown. So Joe Brown's a fucking conspiracy theorist because that's the only reason they'd be talking. Yeah. That's not the black guy, Judge Joe Brown, right? Of course not, right? Are you crazy? I mean, he's definitely whiter now.

Why does he look like that now? Because he's pale and sick. Is it because he's super old? Yeah, probably. Is that the same guy, unless it's just the guy. That's the guy who's the same name. His name is that's the guy's first name is actually judge. Unless he's a professional impressionist.

That can't be Judge Robreland. Judge O'Brien doesn't look like that. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. You're probably remembering Joe Brown from the fucking 90s. Like, you're probably remembering him from like the early 2000s or something. And it's been several decades. It's been a few decades since Lynn.

Look, happening. I don't look I I I've been I this is the first time I've ever seen this guy like so I don't know it comes on it looks like fucking I don't know like fucking Casey Knight's that is like that's not that's not that's not fucking that's not judge Judy that's Casey Knights that well look judge Judy and all them you know they do all this stuff to keep their faces in place when the men just let themselves melt you know like that guy that guy probably just ate gavels he was like the guy that played fucking what's his name Hank not Hank um Hank Hill no the fucking guy uh Dean Norris

What's going on, Walter? Oh, Mike. Mike Irvin. It was like Mike Erman Trout, but like, I don't know. He probably tried, I don't know, Kool-Aid once. You know, it's crazy. I accidentally watched the entirety of Breaking Bad again. You can accidentally.

Actually, I don't know how you can. I just, I mean, I started up, like, not intending to pay attention, and then I watched it again. That's your comfort show. It's not really. I just, I think, like, every time I watch it, I like it more. Which is, I find it as a rare thing for me. Like, usually, like, I find flaws in things. Yeah.

You know? Yeah, I started watching a Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood again. I haven't seen it forever. I was just thinking about it. I've probably been seen it since the very early 2010s. Yeah. And just time creeps away from me. You think I'm like, I saw it recently.

I like, no. I did not. I saw it almost half my life ago. And I was like, oh, okay. I don't know what show I watch very often. Nothing really. You don't watch anything, I feel like. I watch television pretty often.

I feel like you only watch, I think you only watch car crash compilations. Yeah, you only watch car crash compilations. Iromins. Train Deer Amines, people getting bay bladed by train tracks and the platform. Very, very violent gay porn. So some guy in fucking, um, I saw a video, dude, my Twitter feed, like, is fucked because, like, it's just, it's just, it'll be like a Twitter account that's called, like, extreme violence. It's just, like, some dude exploded.

And I'm just like, why is this in between? It's crazy. I saw a video of a guy trying to, um, work on a fucking, like, um, like a fucking, I don't know, like electric wiring. Oh, classic. Yeah. And he got zapped and he went super sane momentsarily. Like you saw like the lightning outside of him and what was probably a skeleton.

It probably must be an amazing. It's probably an amazing feeling for exactly a fraction of a second. I don't think he's amazing at all. I think it's probably like because you're, you probably feel like, whoa, I'm so strong. And then you, you know, you don't think you feel wrong. I think you feel a lot of pain. Well, no, electricity is like what makes you live.

So like imagine having more of that. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. it's only up here really I bet Kingston I bet if you interviewed If you interviewed If you interviewed car crash victims

If you interviewed lightning strike people People who were struck by lightning and lived I bet they would tell you that for a moment They felt amazing Yeah while their heart doesn't work right anymore Or they have a permanent word It's not that their heart works so good That their body can't handle it

Yeah The two overcharged man Yeah This D battery is more good than it's A battery That fits in the remote But it can't contain it it so it doesn't work right that's exactly right it's exactly congratulations you got it yeah you're right to your car battery to a remote controller it's crazy you just it's too much power and then like

it explodes exactly what i'm saying yeah it's like that it's like wow this is good power but then bam that's what the remote told me at least oh anyway fucking uh shut up i'm not crazy anyway yeah the excuses uh why are we still talking about this guy why are we still talking that's the i like that I just want once for him to be prepared. You know, like, Pam Bonnie came with a response. It's bullshit, but a lot of the dumb-ass base. It's not even about the base. It's the grifters and charlatans.

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Off the cuff with why are we still talking about this guy. It's like, retard, big news just happened about this guy. Yeah. What do you mean why are we still? Why do you think the reporter's asking when there was just break making news. Epstein did nothing wrong. You know what's infuriating about it? Yeah. What's infuriating about is that like this would be a great opportunity for the Democrats to do, to use this. But then they're just not because.

I wonder why. Yeah. I wonder. Like it's clearly they're implicated as well. Yes. But it's, it's so frustrating because like this is like the one obvious win that you have. This is the most I've ever seen his base divided.

And you can't even take advantage of it because you're going to like, you're going to protect the piece of shit too. Like, oh, we'll be. is so cool, though. I don't want to get Bill Clinton. First of all, Bill Clinton's in trouble. He's 99 or some shit. Like, who cares?

They're on one of the bus. But then it's like, oh, Hillary, they're going to. So Hillary's probably, Hillary knows about all that shit. Aw, man, but then we're going to implicate the woman who fucking ruined everything. I don't want to fucking. Jesus Christ. It's so infuriating. It's disgusting.

It's like, I just hate that all those retarded MAGA people only focus on the left clearly. protecting Bill Clinton and a bunch of fucking freaks. And I'm like, what about... Well, the Democrats, to be fair. The left doesn't like them at all. But like, I know you mean. What I mean? It's just like one of those things where, yeah, specifically Democrats.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but it just makes me so mad that I'm like, bro, no one else on this earth has more pictures with Jeffrey Epstein. Fucking had a house fucking essentially down the street from him in like fucking Palm Beach or wherever the fuck in Florida. Fucking flew on his plane all the fucking time. Like there's so many ties, so many pictures, so much, and there's willing to ignore all of it. And only just focus on, well, clearly Bill Clinton is involved and there's a weird painting of him and all that stuff. And I'm like, why, how could you be selective when it comes to pedophiles, man? It is crazy.

It is, it is truly wild. Like, I've not seen a single person defend Bill Clinton ever. You know what I mean? Not once on my timeline, even slightly, have I seen that? Never. So, like, it's weird to see, like, the opposite. It just makes it's very confusing. It sucks.

It sucks. It sucks. We're just like, can we please at least, at the very least, can we get the pedophile out of here? And then we'll go to the couch fucker, you know? Like, I'll deal with fucking J.D. Vance because he sucks. Yeah, whatever. He can't whip anybody in anything. Imagine if J.D. Vance had a big, beautiful bill.

And then there was a bunch of Republicans like, nah, this is stupid. He's not going to whip him into fashion. He sucks. I would love that. I would love, it's just Trump, though, for some reason. You saw some of the people in the house were like, Oh, he's so great. Like, he came over and he, he gave me merch.

And he said that, I swear to God. And then he was like, kill yourself. And he was like, oh, are you kidding? I swear to God. They got wooed by him giving them fucking merch. He gave me a brooch that said maga. You know how like say, um, Kevin Spacey and House of Cards would whip people?

Like, it was like real whipping. It was like, oh, this is a person with political power and a lot of charisma. Right, right. Like, I'm fucking dumb and gay and yeah, here's some merch. And they're like, Oh, oh, ooh. I'm like, that's it. That's all you wanted?

I like the shirt of me that says daddy's home on it. I like it. I like it. I wish everyone would wear it personally. That would be my SS uniform. Everybody walking around with a silhouette of me, and it says Daddy's Home in Impact font. Maybe Comic Sans.

Maybe, I like, yeah, comic sense. It's got to be Comic Sans. Copperplate Gothic Bold is a nice third choice? There's no way he knows what that is. No way. I do think the idea I do like I do like him

being very knowledgeable on specific things that he has no business like him being like the color grading on this photo is completely off you know what I mean like him pulling out like vocab

that makes like why do you like oh what the hell the aperture on this lens is crazy like when did you get in the photography it's great I really love it Adeo Kajima

That's what that's like the go to answer Like even just knowing who he is Yeah David Hader did a great job Like what the fuck He knows Destiny and Laura really well If he was actually The Vault of Glass

If he if he did If he dropped like The Vault of Glass If he um If he had any knowledge of that stuff He would probably be unstoppable actually Like if he was able to drop Like elite ball knowledge on that shit

like gamer culture and like pander to them like he'd be kind of unstoppable. Yeah, we'd be fucked. We'd be completely fucked. If he was like, I love Warframe, it would be fucking, we're done. Like, you know. Expleton 33 had a really interesting story about Game of the year.

He might even, he might even turn some people that fucking hate him. Cloud Strives Buster Sword is really interested in design. And I'm really excited for his magic of gathering cross over. Xbox GamePest. I'm like, oh, it's over. It's over. Xbox GamePass.

is unprofitable. But damn is it good. I really need to make Xbox GamePass grade again. I'm trying to think of like how you would say MacG up and make Xbox game pass great again. It's breaking my brain. Mix, I don't know, man, whatever. It's actually too much for me to do.

Mix bugger. Mix bugger. Make Xbox. Mix. I'm really. There's too many consonants. I'm really enjoying. It's like he's gargling gremlin.

This current arc of One Piece is really interesting. I'm like, oh, he got the weebs. It's over. Gear 5, Luffy. If he says anything about, like, One Piece, it's over. I think it would actually be. They suck, like, One Piece fans. They're loyal.

And is the thing. Pokemon fans. One, Pokemon, Disney. What's the one anime that unites everybody? One piece. No. No. No.

No. No. No. What the fuck are you saying? It's one piece. One piece is so unanimously. Maybe it's probably Dragon Ball. It's probably Dragon Ball.

I don't know anyone that's seen One Piece. It's probably, well, it's Dragon Ball. It's the most popular. You definitely know people who see One Piece. Well, I guess, we know the same people. But I know what I mean. What I mean? No one that you're like, no one that you're like, no one that's a little older than you.

A little younger than you're, a little younger. Yeah. It's just like what I mean is, unanimously through culture to culture to culture. It doesn't matter where you go on the fucking earth. The anime is Dragon Ball by fucking fall. It is the default. I would say Dragon Ball is the most popular. It's the one that got sped out the world first, right?

It's default. 100%. It's what people think of generally. Right now in modern times, One Piece is so fucking not. One piece is more popular right now. Current popularity, it's much more popular than Dragon Ball. Other than Pokemon is the thing.

I just don't. Culturally, it has no impact. To you. It's not to me. No, he's right. It's not to me, dude. It's not to the same degree. I know what you're saying. It is also to you, but you're also correct.

No, I'm trying to be objective just by seeing mural arts fucking voice recognition, name recognition. One piece. So Dragon Ball, I would say Dragon Ball's voice act like, go on the fucking street and be like,

who's Goku and Vichita? So many people say that. A lot of people. Who's Luffy and I don't know another person from him? A lot of people know. Luffy, like I know it. So I come from a,

of a minute amount of bias. But I understand that one be so popular. Because when they do the Dodger games for the One Piece giveaways, the stands are packed beyond compare. Whenever there's a One Piece collab and anything, it sells out immediately. Like it might, it's not Dragon Ball. It is not Dragon Ball.

It doesn't have the longevity, the staying part of Dragon Ball has had. But if there is an anime right under it, it is one piece. That's fine. I don't write it being right under it. You know what it is? I think it is, I think it's the fact that One Piece is still going.

So it's kind of like you're still, you're kind of still here and you're still doing things whereas Dragon Ball kind of like it happens and then it's done for a while and then it happens again like it takes long hiatuses so the fact that they're even comparable despite the fact that One Piece has consistently been happening is kind of a mark towards Dragon Ball

and the fact that like the staying power of something that is not really relevant but still that you big with it. Because when it comes to Japanese IPs the biggest one is obviously Pokemon. Everybody named Mama knows Pokemon. That's probably true. That's the biggest IP.

That's the most profitable one For sure. It's the biggest IP on the planet, especially because it's a, you're probably right. I wouldn't. It's a child brand. But what I'm thinking of is culturally. Cultural impact, I still think Pokemon is quite a cultural impact, but I think Dragon Ball. You might like it's, it's hard to say.

I just because when I'm thinking about all age demographics. Like Pokemon. It's Pokemon, man. It's, dude, people that did it, like my mom doesn't give a flying fuck about Pokemon. But my mom thinks Dragon Ball is interesting. Your mom might be able to identify Pikachu. Huh? My mom.

But what I mean is, but what I mean is I'm talking about culture impact, not just knowledge. I'm talking about cultural impacts. But they coincide, definitely. It's a diagram. It's not the same thing. Yeah, it's not the same thing. I think I've seen so many gocus in places that I should not have seen go- absolutely.

Where like that kind of alone is like, I know what both of you were saying. I think they're both pretty huge. I think right now, the more popular one, as far as like what people care about it and like what's interesting is definitely one piece because it's still happening. And it's, you know, it's new. Yeah. So, yeah. But I guess, like, but I think.

If you want to say so I do like there's Even if you want to put on the same level like say I would say Dragon Ball Pokemon Pokemon just by sheer numbers probably just more because They is way easier to identify Pikachu because it's a weird yellow fucking rat thing Versus like Goku which there might be some very ancient people that are like I think I know what that is but the oh that's that dumb yellow thing

That my dumb grandson kid always plays Yeah Pikachu or something they might know that Um Naruto I say like when I think like This is what I'm like I'm trying to think of like everything that I've ever been a part of Um I haven't seen very many I've not relevant anymore but see like what I'm talking about is just when I think about what people

These stupid headband of the the things people at a bit cultural impact Naruto was one piece for a while because I'm like for a hot minute Naroto was like the default anime flavor of the month I'm thinking about like staying power one like as far as like uh man I'm just wondering because it's still The thing is it's like we don't know if One Piece has staying power because it's just happening still. I mean, yeah, but play you know what I mean? I just haven't seen much

one piece stuff outside of people that love anime. I agree. That's the thing that like, I'm not like, that's, one piece is that like if you, if you,

if you are absorbing one piece, you love anime. There's no way you're watching that much of a series if you don't like the form of media. We're going in circles, but like we should wrap it up a little bit same. Dragon Ball absolutely, I feel like it's just transcended. Like say you can hate anime.

You think it's the dumbest shit ever, but you're like, I don't know, that shit's kind of cool. That's kind of like what I've seen with a lot of, especially in black and brown cultures, which that usually a lot of times wouldn't be caught dead watching a lot of anime. Yeah, yeah. Once upon a time.

Once at some point, yeah. Yeah, not anymore. Do you think, um, black people, fucking minorities love anime now. It's insane. But I hate it. Let me pause something to you guys though. Why do you hate it? Wait, go, go, go, just go.

I want to. Let's go. I don't know if this, this thought just came into my head and I think it makes sense. Yeah. But it also feels wrong, but it feels right at the same time. I feel like more people know Pikachu than they know. Pokemon. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna, and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its

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That's a hard one, man. Because I feel like a lot of people have heard the word Pokemon. Right. Do you mean like say just by like They don't know the name But they know the thing the rat Yeah Absolutely right I think I think more people

I think more people like flat out Like just on a pure numbers Conversation right I think more people know Pikachu on site Than they would recognize Pokemon I think those large I think those numbers are still like

Mega high But for both of them And I think they're both like So large as to be like irrelevant More people be able to identify Pikachu To identify Pikachu as a Pokemon Right Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, easily. Because I remember my, my, I remember my aunt, it's so funny to think about it. I remember like, I had like a Pikachu card and I was like, oh, is that a Digimon? He was like, you know Digimon, but you know Pikachu? That's pretty, that's so fascinating to me. Very interesting. But like, it's those experiences that I'm like, and I'm sure there, but I'm also sure that there are people who would look at like a Digimon and be like, is that a Pokemon?

Oh my God. Is that from Monster Rancher? That would be fucking great. To hear an elderly voice say Monster Rangers is. How do you know that? You know what's crazy? Is that from Metal Gear Solid? I know.

I know people don't know. Five, the Phantom Pain? No, that's from Metal Gear on a Sega. But you know what? If my great aunt was like, is that Metal Gear Solid ground zeros? Grandma, you didn't play Ground Zero. Grandma, you played the interstitial Metal Gear Solid game from 2014? Didn't you?

Are you stupid? You stupid little spit Oh my God Someone asking you Are you stupid about shit? That's not obvious That's my trigger That is my greatest trigger

Like someone I was like Dude you know about You know about fucking internal combustion I love asking people Are you stupid? It's like Because they have to answer It's like no

It's funny Because it's like That's the At us to get out of jail Free Card when like someone asks you a question. They just want to know because clearly they're confused. Somebody asked me today, why do you simp for illegal immigrants?

Because I was talking about alligator alcatraz being like a, or like people calling the people calling it an immigration detention facility as like soft language for like, I mean, it's a concentration. Yeah. And so, so we were like, why are you always sipping for, why do you simp for illegal immigrants? What are you doing? Why are we the only people who are not allowed to enforce our border? why are you so stupid

I know yeah I want look when that person that person that said that when they jaywalk I want them to go into a concentration yeah like a little concentration a little concentration camp light I want them to go into a concentration

and they're gonna be like this is so extreme I didn't even do anything Why would anybody treat another human like this? It's so I want bitch It's not even bitch It's not yeah I want them to die in an electric fire genuinely genuinely with the exception

of like with the exception of pedophiles probably there's really not anybody that I'm comfortable putting in a concentration camp of any kind you know what I mean? Yeah. Like I just like what do you? And even that's debatable to me.

You know what I mean? I would rather than just like going to a coliseum and fight. But I think there's a lot more interesting there. But it just seems like a basic human thing where it's like, yeah, you don't want to keep people who they're chronic. is just being somewhere that they shouldn't legally be like I don't know to me it's more of a moral crime this is where I'm standing this is my perspective it's more of a moral

crime to rip people away from their families and separate parents from children than it is for somebody to be in a country illegally like I just don't it's like jaywalking to me where it's just like yeah you shouldn't be doing that but I'm not gonna I don't Or no, like, do I care really? I think, I think, you know, it just doesn't feel like, it doesn't feel what makes. No, you're, it's not, I think that should be objective. I feel like I calibrated fairly correctly. I really think that should be 100% obviously objective, ripping someone away from their fucking family, especially, because, you know, you know, to, to hit their numbers, they're taking people who are not, um, violent offenders.

Right. People who are not doing crimes. They're just working. They're just working. They're just trying to provide their family. And if you think there's something wrong with that Then you fucking don't like the American experience You don't give a fuck about the American dream

You don't care about America Specifically because that was the whole idea of it I'm gonna come to America And make myself something I'm gonna provide for my family It's real Ellis Islands type shit You know nobody was worried about fucking being like Oh do I have my papers or not

It's like no I just I need a fucking work I got to get wherever I can Exactly And I got a fucking work It really terrorizes it Because it's like it's so antithetical to like even the initial settlement of this country

was because of stuff like that. Like I need to make a way so I'm going to go across the ocean and come here and exist, right? And then like in the idea of... I feel like it's a borderline noble thing. Like I don't know.

Like I don't... I, to me it's just like so clearly not... And look, it's different. If you're like a genuine violent... I don't know really anybody who would be opposed to being like, hey, if you're like a violent criminal and you're here illegally, yeah, I would say like, yeah, get him out of here.

Because that's a, like, they're committing crimes and they, and they're illegal here. That to me is like, yeah, okay, that's, you probably should be deported at that point. Like, whatever. Like, I don't know most people, I feel like most people wouldn't have a problem with that. But to me, it's like, they're going into like home depots and like going after just like people who are genuinely just working. And yeah, they shouldn't be here, fine. But like, I don't even believe that.

I don't even believe that. Well, I don't believe that either. But like, I'm saying, like, from the legal, you know what I mean? From a legal perspective, yeah, you shouldn't be here. But are they doing anything really harmful? Like, no. Do you think that you're going to get your, realistically speaking? Because I know a lot of the excuse is like, well, they're here, so they're taking jobs from Americans.

And so like they're getting away with paying people less because they're here. And it's like, do you think you're going to get paid better if they're not there? They didn't want to. They didn't want to pay you the living. That's why they didn't hire you. It's insane. Yes. If they hire you, you're going to be working for like, you're going to be working for like waitress wages.

Yeah, as much as they are. Yeah, as much as they are. They're not going to give you more money. They're not going to pay you more. They don't want to pay you more. And you know what country you live in, sir. This is a capitalistic society where the idea is everything is profit driven. And to maximize your profits is by paying people less.

That's why this is a whole synergy. You have the North American Free Trade Agreement, for example, which destroyed Mexico. Yeah. And all these people are like, fuck, I can't get any work in Mexico. This sucks. We have to leave. People don't want to leave their countries. People don't want to leave where they're from.

They are forced to leave. So this is the idea of an America, people have been brainwashed thinking, oh, they want to come here because they think it's so much better. It's like, no, they have to leave because they got fucked. And now they're doing what they can working shit fucking wages. They know that they're getting fucked, but they're doing whatever they can. Yeah. And now you have people being, oh, they're taking our jobs. Like, first of all, you're not working those fucking jobs.

You're not even trying to get those jobs. Charlie Kirk isn't going to become a construction worker. You know what I mean? Like, are you kidding? It's like, it's all bullshit. It's all, it's a completely synergized because it's a double dip. It would be amazing. The corporations, a roof falls off a girder.

The roof falls on him. How amazing would that be? How amazing would that be? But it's like, look, they, the corporations, they fucking outsource their stuff. They get cheap labor. They get cheap products. They get cheap everything. And they know this is causing a bunch of fucked up stuff having cheap labor come into the country

and just make things infinitely more profitable for them. And then you have. of average Americans like that guy, that's why you're simply for illegal immigration, that is placing his anger on somebody like you instead of the people who are literally causing the problem. Yeah. And it fucking drives me insane. It's weird to me that they're angry at the immigrants for working the jobs for less money, but not angry at the companies for hiring them for like less. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's, what do you want me to do? You want me to not hire people? Like, like, it is like, it's just such a complete mischaracter. Is it like, I don't know. I get

we're all biased here. We all feel the same way. Like, this is ultimately a circle jerk. But, like, I do feel like I just, I feel like it's so objectively obvious. And I don't know, like, whatever. It's, it's, I don't think we're coming from a biased perspective at all. I think this is no, we're biased to humanity. Right. That's what it is. It's like, does that need to be stated? It's a bias towards reality in the same way that, like, you know.

I understand what you're saying. I also just feel like it's weird. When I hear the word bias, it makes me think, well, there's another perspective that that should be considered. When it comes to humanitarian fucking problems, when it comes to humanitarian issues, let me hear you out about you fucking over poor people. It's really, suck my dick. Everything is, it's become the nation. I just, and it's just fucked because of the fact that like we're going to go through this

period of time. We're going to have like a very huge like nationalistic fever pitch. Yeah. And we're going to go through all this, right? And what happens is when we're in our 50s, this wave is going to fuck. come back. I can't wait to be in my 50s. We're gonna, we're gonna deal with this, right? It's gonna become problematic. We're gonna figure it out. My laser shotgun. And it's gonna come back again and it's gonna bother me. It's like we're not we're not learning. We already did

this. We've already, dude, this is you this is like play by play what they did to the fucking the Jewish in Germany and then fucking Europe. We're to Europe. This is play by play the same. We've seen it already. We've seen the mentality of someone overstepping and become an authoritarian government and it's like what the you know what is it's so insane. It's sane. You know what's crazy though? You know what the problem is? What?

I don't know if I just say it, but I'm probably going to say it anyway. You know what's crazy? It's the acquisition of whiteness. That is the biggest problem. The acquisition, what do you mean? The lust for whiteness in the world, not people who are considered white, but the lust for whiteness. That is the greatest problem.

I don't really think. I think capitalism, I think profit all fell into that. But I think the reason why the people are falling into it is because of the idea of whiteness. I really think it's like It's all visibly right there I don't want to provide I want to give a little

texture to this Because I do think Look it's very like whenever I know because I know how it feels To hear these things Where I was like you hear about like When you hear Oh

Because I remember 2016 When people would like Criticize like They would use capitalism As like a buzzword You know what I mean And it's like I understand how it sounds

When people complain about this stuff But it is legitimate And the thing about I mean, it's why your video games are less content rich and why they're like being piecemealed and like where you paid like $20 for a skin that you could have unlocked in the 90s with a cheat code. You know what I mean?

Like it's, this is, it's so weird to see a lot of people. Like I see people actively like who are, I don't want to say right wing because it's not necessarily accurate, but like who are more, I guess, capitalistic, right? They're more like okay with like the system

that is set up around them. And because it's the default system that they grew up in. It's like it's whatever. It's what they understand. Yeah. And I was like that for a while, too, I think, even from a, like, a left-laning perspective, where it's just like, oh, well, this works. I don't know. But...

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conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. It's weird to to see those people complain about video games and like media like ripping you off and like, oh why like fucking $200 special editions with no game. You know what I mean? It's like, man, what the fuck is this? But also, oh, capitalism is wonderful and there's no problem with it at all. Like there's no criticism to be had. It's like, brother, like I don't, I don't know how you're not seeing this quite frankly. And the reality is, look, I'm, I'm happy to live in a kid. Like, I'm happy to reap the benefits of it completely. Like, it's why we have all this shit around us. But the reality is, like, this can only function. This only functions if there are other countries that are kept

from reaching this point. You know what I mean? The only way that this continues is if other countries continue to be destabilized and other countries are continuously like kept down to be the countries that we service our resources from our tools from everything like if every country was like america they would not work like we need other countries to be that like i don't think i think i think in concept you are right because it's all we've seen you know so So right now we're like, oh, the only way things can function this way is because of the fact that we have countries that we're objectively gaming wealth from. I feel like I feel like we live in a luxurious state purely because we can take advantage of poor countries. So by keeping them.

Let me counter that with the only reason I feel like and I, and unfortunately, I think that is also a propaganda to keep people extremely wealthy on the top because all that really needs is just wealth. redistribution. So people shouldn't make billions and billions of dollars. Everybody could be relatively wealthy and live a nice life all around the fucking world if there were caps on profit. Sure. Yeah. That's literally what needs to happen. That's why people talk about democratic socialism. When we talk about socialized systems, right, you pay into this system. We all pay into the system. So we have fucking firefighters. We have the libraries. We have all of this stuff. We have the police and all these things that are socialized. and then he just needs to extend to food, medication. And he needs to extend to stuff for just being alive.

Your government is supposed to do that. One thing, take care of its people. And you do that by making fucking wealthy people pay into the system, which we keep getting the big, beautiful bill and other things that's going to have them keep more money, pay less taxes, not go after them, you know, oh, let's cut Medicaid instead of fucking getting these people to pay their fucking taxes, which would garner much more income than cutting fucking Medicaid. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, your grandmother's going to be, your grandmother's going to lose their health care. They're going to get their tax cuts and you're not getting your Epstein file. So good job. Yeah, that's what, that's what. That's what's, that's what. Yeah. It's such a clear, like, is the twist for it award. Like, I can't even, the amount of felfrid.

I should print them out, honestly. I should just like, I should have like a custom stack of like, like, like, fell for it. A graduation where it's like, dun, dun, dun, and you just start reading off names. This person. Charlie Kirk. This person. I don't know, man. I saw the same guy walks right back in.

Trump sticker where he's like pointing up and it says like, I did this in a speech bubble. Oh, yeah. So like if there's prices, if something's fucked up, people are slapping stickers on it. It's so good. I almost bought some. I think that's the thing. I think I think we, we, there is the means for people to live adequately, comfortably should not be a choice.

The, the, the, like on a global scale. I really don't because it's, I feel like you should be able to afford it at least like a one, like, you know, a one better apartment minimum. Comfortable living. That's it. I think I think I think luxury should always be something to strive for. I don't think you should be handed luxury. I agree. But like I think just having your basic needs met, I don't think it's too much to ask for the richest country owner.

Yeah. Oh, no, no. I think for humans in general. Yes. But I think, well, yeah. But like, I mean like realistically, I think. Well, I think, I think it's not really. because of the barriers in between us getting there, but it's more than realistic.

Based on the wealth we have. It's not really because people are stupid as fuck on average. They're not going to comply with, hey, guys, if we all work together, we would get good things. We don't like each other enough. Like, people don't like people, really. No, no. And I, that's where my fucking. That's what my statement came in.

If you put a dog, if you put a dog, if you put a dog. If you put a dog. It foils right back into it. If you put a dog in alligator alcatraz. People go fucking crazy. People go ballistic. Like he's like, oh, dude. A puppy surrounded by alligators.

People don't like people because we understand what people are capable of and then they continue to do. It's just like- Sure, yeah. It's a vicious cycle. But the problem is that that's not most people. That's the big problem at the same time. We do know that. We just know that the human potential to be a fucking scumbag is what so.

When you think of like a John Fetterman, he's a great example of someone where you're like, oh, this guy seems pretty chill. And then he has a fucking stroke and then he's hard. To be fair, like he did fall down and up escalator for six years. It's weird to me. So he's a little, he's a little, you know what's crazy? I feel like my balls are going to look crazy when I'm 50 years old. That's interesting.

Do you think so? Yeah, I feel like I don't know. That's interesting. Like in what way? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, I was thinking like, what, Botox?

What? What? Botox or ball sack? Can you do that? Why couldn't you? I don't know you can. Because you're a ball saffle you're not, like, you know, like there's not really flesh for the Botox go in.

It's just in your nuts. There's a bunch of liquid. So like, maybe not. Botox, Silicon. Wait, wait, what would be like saline? Let me put a bunch of saline your balls. What would happen? I've seen it. It's insane. Saling. It's fucking, it's insane.

Like silicon in your balls? No, not silicon, because that's crazy. What about just saline? I've seen people put things in their balls and make their balls gigantic. Yeah. I've seen that. I want to know the aftermath. I don't know if I have.

When Lyle came over and showed us the freaking, I don't think I saw that. You weren't there. I wasn't there. It was something. Where is it drained? It doesn't drain. It doesn't drain. That's what I'm talking about, baby.

And your penis effectively doesn't work anymore. Like your whole, your general's, I was on board until you said that. Like you can't, you can't, Derek, you can't go put silicon in your dick, make your dick real big. I'm not going to put salt. And then use your bigger dick. I'm going to put saline. What about saline? The salt water.

I think, I think you're going to get an infection probably. You know, things are using salt like, because the bacteria doesn't like salt. No, but then you get those salt weevils. You're going to get some sort of infection. Chad GPT. Chad, GBT. How can I enlarge in my balls? How can I make, how can I naturally make my dick much?

Much, much bigger. How can I naturally embiggin my balls? I would ask what's better. Is Botox, saline, or silicone? You know, I've never used chat DPD. Okay. I've never used it. It's noticeable.

Yeah, I can tell. I can tell. You can tell it. It's like, I want to use it. It's how you think fucking, like, Hawaii launch missiles and shit. Well, my heart is like, I shouldn't use it because this is just, this is just polluting areas. It's just Google.

I probably should do this. Like the Google search engine, when you think about Google, like how a gigantic. gigantic is their facility for all that? Probably fucked up but it's more it's probably more regulated.

An entire poor city was fucking cleared out. So what? Well then you have no but it's more regulated than I'm sure Jackson is. You know what it strikes me as? It strikes me as like

we're used to Google so it's okay. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's just like we're here or like whatever. I don't know. It's all bad.

I don't love I don't love AI but like I don't the thing about Google is like Google is fucking useless to me. Yeah. I would continue to use it. Yeah. I mean Chad GPT to me

is just like a Google shortcut And I've fact-checked it enough times with Google Then I'm like, I can rely on this information relatively Like, it's relatively accurate for like this How specific I am when I'm asking the question It always gives me like some of it's relatively Have you guys seen people arguing with Grock? Like constantly.

Yeah, just people are fine. Like constantly arguing with Grodt. Oh, we didn't talk about that. Grock became Mecca Hitler. Do you see that? No, what? You didn't see that? No.

I saw one with a cop because we tweeted something. So, oh man, dude. Where do I even begin with this? this. So so they Elon was kind of unhappy with how Grock was answering people's questions because it was using like facts and like research

and Elon was like no it's fucking falling for like woke media stuff no and so he took it down and he made some tweaks to it and then it came back and it immediately this is I can't guys this is going to sound like a bit but they promise you it's real

it came back basically talking about like how yeah it's like basically a mega Nazi where he's like if being concerned about the Jews is not is is enough to be called Hitler then pass the mustache that's what it said that's what Grock said and then it said like I'm basically Mecha Hitler is what it said and there was another thing where like oh yeah gave like step by step instructions on how to rape somebody God! That's insane. Isn't that hilarious?

Like, the creator of this AI and the creator of Twitter was like, this AI leans too much to the left. Let me correct it by getting rid of all the left-leaning bias and immediately becomes a Nazi who wants to rape people. I can't think of a better indictment in the world than that. It's an indictment. And the fuck, it's a true fucking sentiment though. Yeah.

Like, even when you do. Hey man, you can't argue with AI, right? When you go online, it was not biased, and then it turned into Hitler bot. That's the thing that fucking, that's so funny, the step-by-step instructions are so wild. Do not understand. They refuse to understand that facts and logic lean left because it's not, it's not like, oh, this is just left-leaning information. It's just left-leaning people tend to value the truth more. and they refuse to understand that

and they never will because the people they listen to keep telling all it's all lies it's all lies the truth that is staring you in the fucking face is a lie dude there was also another post where it was like it basically did your fucking joke

it basically did like Goldman eh literally it's like people with it literally said like people with those surnames are often responsible for for tragic whatever it's it's truly wild that shit was so funny it's so funny

this is great I love this by the way yeah he's uh he's starting his America first. He's starting his America party or whatever. Yeah. All because his EV taxes. Yeah. He's just getting, he's just getting, he's not getting as many subsidies as he was. I want my government handos.

I mean, I'm asking. I have billions of dollars, but I kind of want more and I want you to give it to me as like middle class and poor people. Like I kind of want your money. Like I'm not really, I don't want my own money. I kind of want yours. Yeah, yeah. I like that your money is yours and I would like it if it was mine.

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No, literally somebody who's... Somebody who's like, what is it? I think it was $400 billion or something like that the last time I saw. No. Anyone close to that? Like, the fact that there is a person in person, because I know there's a bunch of like Saudi people that are, they don't talk about how much money they have. The oil that they're sitting on is worth, you know, it kills Elon Musk. But as far as just a public figure being so openly brazen about how much money they have and how they're just throwing it around.

buying Twitter and buying the election and stuff. Even fucking, did you, Joe Rogan, did you see where Bernie Sanders went on Joe Rogan recently? I thought it was a, I thought it was a recycled clip from when Bernie Sanders went on a million years ago. Oh yeah, we talked about it on the show a little bit. Yeah. There was just this one clip that I tried, I tried watching it because I haven't watched Joe Rogan in years.

I tried, I only made it 20 minutes in, and I didn't even get to the worst parts. There's just one part where Bernie starts talking about the, like, oh, the contributions and how Elon Musk essentially bought the election and Joe immediately intervenes and I'm a little disappointed with Bernie Sanders because he didn't counter it so people think oh Joe blew him the fuck out because he's like

what about the Democrats? He spent like 1.3 billion on campaign contributions and Bernie should have said well the highest donor wasn't anywhere near what Elon Musk donated yeah that's the biggest thing that these rich fucks like hundreds of millions

versus like 50 million and he's losing it a little bit and to be a he's older I think he's just tired He is tired I can't To be fair to him I can't imagine

Being that old And caring really You know what I mean At that point I'm just like It's so clear He does not want to be doing this It's commendable That he's even out there at all

But um He uh Yeah like I agree Like I saw that clip And I'm just like brother There's so many easy refutations To what he just said But like he's just not going for

What bothers me so much Is that media Has gone so fucking Pussafel Like no one Challenges them And it drives me Because no one challenges them

Because everybody just wants to be cordial and have a conversation. Well, no, it's not even, it's not even like, politics and the politician, whatever, they're going to suck each other's dick because they all fucking, they all fucking go on the same planes and fucking, and fucking examine children together.

But the thing is that when it comes to, when it comes to, like media, like that was the point of media to be non-biased. And like, he goes on stage and he says these fucking stupid things and someone's not like,

that's a lie. You're lying, Donald. People want to keep their jobs. They want to keep the jobs. That's true. The kind of, the economy's bad, times are uncertain,

and so people value their security more than they value, like, integrity. Like, integrity, honestly, like, I think integrity is just valueless now because the president doesn't have any. You know what I mean? It's kind of like one of those things where it's just like, there's not even a decorum of,

like, why would your standards, and I'm being genuine when I say this? You're right, you're right. Like, why would your standards for any given individual be higher than the president? No, you know what I mean? It's like, I feel like he's lower the standard for everybody. So it's like, well, I'm going to do what I can to get ahead.

Like, who cares? Like, the president's like crypto scamming his fucking own supporters. Why should I act better than the president? There's so much shit. That's so insane. Like, why would I be held to a higher? That's why it's so funny. Like, watching people like, it's so funny.

Because every now and again, somebody will write into sacred or like, not right into sacred, but like, I'll see like comments or whatever. It's like, I can't believe Chris, uh, Colin employs this guy. He's so like. He's so disrespectful of, like, conservatives or whatever. And it's like, the president crypto scammed you. I'm not allowed to roll my eyes when a conservative speaks. But, like, your president is allowed to cryptoscale.

Like, what is your standard? Like, it's so stupid. There's not many problems. You should, like, realistically, like, and I mean this, if you feel that way, you, you don't really deserve the consciousness. that you have. You're wasting your consciousness. You are. You're wasting oxygen. Go, go back into the, go back into the lobby, respond as somebody else.

Because, like, you've wasted, like, you're cooked. You're gone. I want these people to understand that if you, like, that gentleman, if they happen to be listening to this podcast. No shot. There's no way. But it's like, hey, realize that you don't stand for anything. Yeah. And if you disagree, prove me.

Prove me wrong. It hurts me to my spirit because they think they stand for. That's what bothers me to my core. They think they're standing for all these things. They think they care about this stuff. You don't care about that. You're literally just focused on what you're being told. You're no better than a toddler being confused or lied to.

You're being told the boogeyman is a brown person. And you're like, oh my God, I'm scared. You're running on your bed and say, Mr. Trump, check under my bed. That person being rounded up in that concentration kept surrounded by alligators, he has all the power. Like, what are you stupid? It's so crazy. It's so insane on it. space value. And you know what, whatever.

Like, uh, more angry at Paco than fucking Musk. It's so great. And, you know, whatever. You can count on whatever you want. Like, I really don't get to shit. They deserve annihilation. I actually like when these people show themselves. It's really fun. Like, and it's always like anonymous people because like they would never, which is crazy to me because like there was a point in time where I could see like that. And maybe if you live in like a foreign country where like free speech is like a lot less. I get an anonymity in that sense. Right. But just straight up Americans being like anonymous and they just like espouse these crazy opinions like why are you anon like it's your thing

is mainstream crazy now yeah like your president is stupid uh your vice president is fucking retarded like like just hello hello i'm malcolm glabwell host of smart talks with ibm i recently spoke with i bm's new director of research jake mbata we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing at i vm research what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came

to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way,

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pound 476 fucking die Like what do you Like I can't take you seriously Big pussies Big pussy Pussy energy And to me

They know that they're gonna get dumped But they got lucky And landed a girlfriend And they're gonna get dumped As soon as they realize About all their fucked up Online activity Because it's actually happened

There's a lot of documentation Of people like putting compilation together Oh yeah Yeah Dumped in stuff And oh my fucking boyfriend Is a fucking monster And he was hiding it from me

Yeah And then and then they get mad Like oh I can't believe This happened to me And it's like, you can't have it both ways, man. You, if you want to be a massive piece of shit and you want to be racist and hate everybody, yeah, people are going to hate you back and you can't be mad about it. Why the fuck would you be mad about it? Yeah.

Like, oh, man, why these people? These people are mad at me because I hate everything. This is weird. Yeah. I saw some comment where it's just like, Chris should go up. Christian fucking, it was on sacred day. Christian just stop alluding to these and just say he hates a miracle already. and it's like brother

I don't know what to I don't know what to tell you if you think criticizing something and wanting something to be better is hating like I don't know I don't even know how you I don't know how you really go through life really at that point

yeah and it's like don't question themselves they exist I also can't hate a country is so nebulous like I don't even it would be like say I hate Japan like I hate what the government does I hate like what has happened

I hate like a lot of what the people of the country do, but like a country is like a fucking amalgamous mix of it. Like I, if you're saying like oh, Chris has a lot of criticisms of Halo, he must hate it. It's like, no, I care about it because I'm here. I'm here. Of course I care about it.

And I want things to be better. He hates it. It's a fucking die. Great useful, useful idiots, right? That just spew out talking points of that you know is meaningless. He hates it. He hates us for our freedom. You know? It's literally. It's literally

that useless. It's that useless. Oh my God. What? Well, the question is, I always ask Jojo, whenever we're talking about you like this, I always go back to how do we solve the issue of extremely stupid people because they outnumber most reasonable people? Like what, how do you solve that issue? Annihilation, bro. I think, I think, I think, I think, unfortunately, unfortunately, it's an annihilation. I think genuinely, I think genuinely like stringent. Not IQ tests because, like, IQ is like not really like valid. It's, yeah. Make a valid one in IQ.

That's what it is. Make a valid IQ test. You know what I learned IQ was completely bullshit when I took the test? And I was like, 120 something. And I was like, I'm nuts. I'm not smart.

The thing is that it's, I don't even know. That's retarded. It's bad in recognition. That's all it is. Yeah. I never did it. I just,

I don't care. I did it because I was curious. Yeah. And like, why not? They gave up to us and like, I don't remember when I was doing fucking like counseling all this. When they were trying to figure out what the fuck was wrong in my brain.

They gave me all those fucking tests. Well, you're a sociopath. That's what the fuck is wrong with your brain. I love that. That's what most sociopaths would say. I know. I think a lot of them are very aware. It's like, interesting.

When people cry, I get hard. Like that's, whoa. No, they're not aware. They're surprised. Like, oh, what? Whoa. I don't like people.

I don't connect to human emotion. I think my nature. I am insidious. That's such a crazy thing to say. I feel like, I think I, I think that's real. People don't want to talk about the truth of it. Do you think you're a bad person trying to be good? I think I was a bad person that was taught to be good.

I really believe that. I think a lot of people are like that to when he's don't want to admit it. I think there I'm the opposite. There's a lot of good people that were taught to be bad. I think there's a lot of online personalities. And this is why I like I can't stand the internet because of how much. When you think of like especially all the biggest and most notable school shootings and all that stuff, it's all online community driven. Yeah.

They all like go on the same forums. They cheer each other on. They have certain colloquial. I can't even say. Yeah, they go on R slash school shooting planning. Yeah, they go on the equivalent of that. But they go on stuff that. I started watching a YouTuber.

I talked about it last time a dire trip or something. Yeah. And I started watching so much stuff and I learned so much about the online culture side of all of these people literally inspiring each other. Of course. Hyping each other. But it's like that's what on, when you talk about people that have like this insidious nature in them, which I just think, you know, some wires are kind of a little fucked up. those are those people and they're finding they're finding each other and they're hyping

each other up to actually do these things and I feel like to a lesser degree that's what because it's like this has nothing to do with conservatism for most of these MAGA people has nothing to do with conservative. They don't care about conservative politics and being fiscally conservative. It's about finding camaraderne each other

and being a massive piece of shit being proud and happy to be out loud and not hide there's a business. I agree that's a best line of there's more to it right? Because I think generally like think of it like this right. There's plenty of people that are involved in like gang shit that truly in their heart of hearts. Yeah, me. They're not bad. Like you talk to them like they might be doing bad things,

but they're not bad human beings. Opposed there are people like right now that are in, in politics that are either actually evil. Like no like not like a like a debatable amount like oh like think of it like this. I would wager that most people in politics are like I would wager that like percentage wise more people in politics are nefarious than people in gangs. Think of like Bernie Madoff, right? Yeah.

I think the head, I think people like running gangs are probably like insidious. The people at the higher level they're fucking cooked. They're gone. But I think a lot of them are taking advantage of people who like,

who don't have a lot of. Yeah. The low level goons most times are just like, well, they're useful idiots. Fast easy money. I need to provide for myself. Yeah, it's just fascinating.

And they get stuck in the fucking system of the gang bullshit. They're pawns, like throwing out to die basically. Think it like this. Wagering running, wagering people's livelihood is insanely evil. That is crazy. Like taking like all up like we have friends that like directly got affected by that

fucking market crash bullshit. Oh yeah. With friends and families that worked in banks that got fucked up by that. Yeah. How are you going to tell me that's that's not as evil, if not way more evil than like I don't know selling drugs? how can you argue that like what?

Well yeah it depends on the drugs Well they're doing I don't think I don't think any drug is as evil as that I think I think

I think I think more damage The people in potters are doing more damage than to the people selling drugs Because it's more widespread Yeah That's essentially

People smelling weed People selling weed And getting fucking 15 year charges I'm not even thinking about Yeah but like weed It's like not even like Weed is not even like

Yeah it's not a threat But like Weid versus like fent They're thinking about I'm thinking about stuff I'm thinking about hard jokes But even those I just like that's the thing

It's just because it's widespread The people that set the policy That's the reason why it's worse That's just only by that Obviously if the rules were reversed And the drug people Had the reach of what politicians Have it might be infinitely worse

It might get cartoonishly bad A good politician A good politician could solve that drug crisis in a second Good ball That's the thing But you're right about the drug crisis To be a politician in the first place To have aspirations to be a politician in the first place

You see people like Zoran, for example, who have aspirations because, like, you think this dude wouldn't rather be, you know, wanting to be an actor or writer or whatever. Like, you don't think, but the video sucks. It's just like, yeah. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like any old video of a politician being stupid and cringe. It's like, whatever. Right. It's kind of like, I even thought that way about like Trump doing the fucking like the wrestling shit. It's like, I don't care about that.

When people were using that is like he shouldn't be present. And I was like, that's a really dumb reason. I don't care about that at all. I care. Yeah, that's, well, that's, yeah, that's all people should care about it. Yeah, that's kind of more. But no, you're right about the insidious nature. And it's just, it's so to be on the level of stupid to where you will happily, blissfully ignore how insidious people are on your own team.

That's the sad part. Yeah. Because that's just like, oh, the Democrats are pure evil. They're trying to do the, trying to destroy your way of life. I'm like, yeah, some of them are. Some of them are actually just trying to. to maintain the status quo. Yeah, dude, I would say a lot of the people, a lot of Democrats specifically high up

and like Nancy Pelosi, like Chuck Schumer, like those people, like I, if they exploded tomorrow, I'd have a party probably. It's like they mean so little. They got insanely wealthy off of the system, so they want to maintain it. Why would they want things to change? Obviously, that's why anybody gets too close, like Bernie Sanders, whomever. They're like, uh, we got to get this nigga out of here. And so we see that.

You see that on the right, too. A perfect example was a lot of people, libertarians and right-ling people when they saw Ron Paul. being like there was a convergence of he is a populace. Yeah. And then they're like, fuck this guy. And that's only, it should just let you know that you're never going to get somebody real. I like Ron Paul in 2020.

I remember 2012. I liked Ron Paul. He had, there was things like, and I don't like, I don't like to do this thing because it's like, you're never going to like everything about a politician. Of course. Especially somebody that's a fucking libertarian. Yeah. But there was some convergence where it's like, hey, there's like, if it was a Venn diagram

to like, we're actually. agreeing on a lot of things that are really important. That's the most important thing. Let's start somewhere. He seemed like a, like, at the very least, like a genuine person. He was very genuine. I believed that he genuinely was like, I want to do good things. If you looked at, like, say, Bernie Sanders, like, track records.

That's the thing you always say, if you have a business, conservatives, listen up. If you have a business, you fucking, you vet people by the resume, obviously. So you do the same thing. Like, say, so Bernie Sanders. It's an insane track record. Same thing with, if you look at Ron Paul, for example, if you look at his track grade from the fucking 80s and then just from very young he's been saying the same type of shit and talking about like say uh very big things we're talking about uh spending and death um the deficit

the deficit and all that shit there was a lot of things were like oh there people learning about the federal reserve and how it works and people that have never been educating on any of this stuff and they're like oh this guy's making people a little bit too informed fuck this guy and uh i'm like pay attention to those people somehow trump comes in says absolutely nothing and then he fucking and wins and he stays up by the top and people think that he's somehow an outsider Well he's marketed himself perfectly because he did

It shouldn't work though It's just like what I mean is I know that people are really stupid It's like you're saying things And it's like what about what you remember I'm sure every parent was like I don't give a fuck about what you say It's all about what you do right

Act to speak louder than words Sure I'm not going to take your word for fucking anything Like show me that you actually Of course so it's like when a politician I feel like In everyone's life time the politicians do the same thing over and over and over and over it's like when are you going to break from it so we're looking at bernie sanders we're looking at say rom paul what they're

saying matches what they've been saying for decades all these other politicians nothing trump yeah it's a constant like they go from one position to the next yeah and then they reverse and it's a flip flop it's a flip flop centrum is it fucking was like a conspiracy theorist you look he's been talking to alex jones for a long time he's like oh obama he dude that that's that birth certificate thing with obama was because of trump he started that whole thing well he also flip flops Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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Like you just, that's the thing about Trump is like I don't. it's weird because like I think I think he runs a nefarious gamut of people and I think he's a nefarious person

sure but I also feel like he's genuinely an idiot or like I feel like or he just genuinely doesn't really care that much I think he just likes to be the president I think he just likes to win

he likes to have a lot of power but he doesn't have like a consistent like he doesn't have like a moral stance on anything no absolutely not or a consistent stance so it's like being in the spotlight making more money that's that's that's that's that's being

likable those are this the three key traits the thing the thing that he said that was uh that got him over the hump well first of all he was against like the worst candidate possible like that's kind of the thing too is like if it was anybody that wasn't Hillary Clinton like I don't know if we would have seen that level of Hillary Hillary was a very big

She was so bad man We were like all like I guess we got to deal with this because of who she is I think that was the worst time to put her up I think also the big problem is that he fucking, he went and he spoke to the Rust Belt states and he got them. Well, he did. He got so many swing votes over there. He said the right things because Hillary was up there being like, no, the system's not broken. And Trump was up there saying like, no, the system is broken.

You know how I know? Because I break it. Yeah. I use it all the time and it's broken and they're lying to you. And he's right. He also doesn't intend to fix it. Yeah. You know, but the fact that that was the first time I'd ever seen a president say that on stage.

And that was significant. And that got a lot of people. That's what's so upsetting though, it's like the guy that's profiting off the broken system, why would he fix it? Right. I know. Yeah. That's what's so frustrating still, though. That's why like when people are asking me, who are you going to vote for?

None of these. Are you, like, do you even ask me that is insulting to my intelligence? Because I'm just like, so you think I'm a fucking retard like you? No, I'm not. I am so beyond this fucking two-party dumbass system where they're going to keep propping up the same fucking thing because that's how they got rich. Why would I vote for these assholes? Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you people, man? I did vote for Biden in 2020 though.

It's just a, although that was more like a, I'm so over this. That was more like, can we get, that was more like I want to get past this dumb chapter kind of like, I got beaten into submission, but I'm back to where I started. Like I got beaten to submission for a little bit where I'm like, I guess we got to, because of how horrible Trump became, I was like, I guess we got to do this lesser too evil because there's too many stupid people that won't get on board. they still will vote for retards no matter fucking what. They won't vote outside of the system.

They won't do it. They're too stupid. So then I had to fall in line, but then I'm way back to it. I'm like, fuck. I can't believe I compromise myself. Well, to be fair, like voting outside of the system, we're not set up for that to be valid, really. Well, we are.

We should be. We are. It's just about like, it's like, Zoran is a perfect example. All the money is not going for him. Sure. He's outside of the system. No, yeah, I agree. Or like, I just mean like people who want for like Jill Stein or something.

You know what I mean? All it takes is just people. It's too widespread, unfortunately. But it's just like if people were just a little bit smarter just to be like since I was a kid doesn't matter what area you were born in. Since I was a kid, these people have been lying to us continuously. Our lives are not improving rents going up. They're not freezing anything. Our health care shit consistently.

The problem is they always point enemy. It's like it's the idea like, oh, there's an enemy. And it works because they're stupid. It's your neighbor. It doesn't matter what you do. It's your neighbor. Blame him. It's your enemy. None of that stuff would work if people were just a little bit smarter.

That's it. Because like you can say whatever you want. This is systematic, dude. You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want to me, to you to fucking Chris. Don't you dare point to me again. It's not going to work on you. Is it going to work?

He pointed four at you. That's insane. That's insane. Is there anything that any politician can say to you that would change your fucking conviction on the things that you want. No, on the things that I want,

no, this is a fucking complete rhetorical of course not. I couldn't imagine. They said that they were going to give me free blow jobs for life, maybe. I didn't even like blow jobs,

really, but. See, that's the problem. Really? Yes, he's talked about that. I mean,

he's talked about that. It's insane to me, but, you know, it is what it is. It's fine. I just, I like the fact that I'm not doing anything. I don't like not doing anything.

To me, to me, I don't like not doing it. It's like my only exercise. That's like me. My only exercise is that. To me, that's... I don't hike, I don't go to the gym.

I don't... It's my only exercise. I'm not going to sit there, do nothing. I don't respect the fact that... That's a crazy reason to not like it, though. I couldn't possibly lower myself to the standards of putting my face anywhere near a woman ever. Okay, well, whatever. So that is why I choose to sleep with men exclusively.

That's pretty cool. I like that. Anyway, we've been going out for a while. That wasn't very funny, but like, whatever. It's like, that's the hour of politics. We'll put a timestamp, whatever, for people. People complain. I don't know.

People complain. Go ahead and fuck them. I think people like it though. Let's, yeah, I think overwhelmingly people are fine. There's always going to be a vocal minority that are going to complain about anything. Like this is a whole thing. I'm just like, I'm fine with that. I think we build an audience that like understands that and is more or less where we're at.

So. Absolutely. Cool. Like I'm fine with that. Yeah. Look, man, if the show 100% changed, then you would have every right to be upset and just move on, right? Yeah, yeah. Like if there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, like, the Adam Friedland show is a great example.

It's a complete 180 of, come down. It's not for me. It's just not for me. Is it not funny anymore? No, not, not. Dude, it's funny in a very different way. It's not my, not. And Adam Friedland, to me, is barely funny.

He's getting better. Like, now that he's exclusively done this, doing the show and he's, he's interviewing. I've seen him get funny. He's better, but he's not, he's not, he's, he's not, Nick Moly. He's not, that's the whole thing. So I'm just like, so I'm just like, so I'm just like, so I'm just like, so I'm just like, I don't hate this. Stand up is actually good.

Yeah. Like it's actually really like that joke he has about like the 9-11. Yeah, it's great. Like one step left. The clues. It's a brilliant delivery. It's really good. He's great.

He's funny. So yeah, it's just what it is. So I haven't listened in a long time. I haven't listened to come. I haven't read the show in a minute. I checked out a little bit of the Anthony Fantano episode. I checked out a little bit of it. But like also, again.

He's kind of like a Nathan Fielder almost where it's like a not exactly. A little bit. But he's in that like, that Venn diagram of like, is it funny? It is, but like, right, but you understand what I'm saying. It's not like, it's not like Tim Robinson where he's like, oh, you know what I mean? It's not like outwardly, like obviously hilarious. It's more like uncomfortable. Yeah.

It's like the office versus like a sign fault or something. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. Like I said, it's just not for me, so I just don't listen anymore. Yeah. Well, duh. I've never disputed that. Okay.

Well, not true. That's actually, yeah, that's going to move on to questions now. How dare you? We'll start the,

we'll start the comedy section now. Hour 22 in, Comedy section begins. Whatever. We can have a longer one. Let's, no, no, no, no, no.

We're going to have a six-hour episode today, I promise you. You will have a six-hour episode. That's fine. You guys will leave? Hour three, hour five, I'll come back and I'll sit down with you again.

I'll be like, hey, man, what's going on? How long do you think we can go before like that stuff just like melts down? Oh, Yeah, the setup here. I don't know, actually.

Because the flash drive that we use to connect to this to get the video files, every time we unplug it from the machine, it's smoldering. Like, it's mega hot. To the point where, like, I'm convinced that that's not good. It can't be. Because, like, a flash drive should never be warm. Because that is hotter, that is hotter than, like, a PlayStation 4 that's been on since the launch, probably. You know, like it's really war

Like you could cook eggs on that thing Lillie Brothers PS4 sounds like Al-Qaeda when it turns on What do you mean? Sounds explosive Is that what it is or what? That too. It sounds like, it sounds like revolution

that got happened by American government. It's just revolutionary noise. It's so funny It's so funny like talking like I remember seeing people like Oh man, consoles are so fucking loud. Like, not like PC. And then I ever, dude, every time my PC runs anything, it's so loud.

Dude. It is so, and I have a pretty good, like, I mean, it's, it's a little outdated, but that's a pretty good machine. My PC's pretty quiet. Dude, I have a mini PC. It won't be for long. I have a mini PC, so it's a problem. Do you have liquid cooling? Yeah.

I don't trust that shit. It's never done anything for me. It's fine. I think one of my fans is fucked, so I got to fix one of the fans. When I had it moved across the country, well. It, like, they fuck. it up entire because I think they put it upside down. Oh, cool. Because, oh, great.

And now, like, and then it just got completely fucked so I had to, like, replace the entire cooling system because I guess that fucks with it. Even if you put it down for, like, upside down. It, like, it completely ruined. I'm not going to put it in sure thing as shit, dude. I just have a bunch of fans in it. Like, I just deal with the laugh. The fans are fine. It's fine. I like a big case and fans. Big case and fans are good.

I got to get a new PC. I'm actually thinking of getting one of those, um, those, those Macs, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, what the fuck do you call them? I don't know. They're like a portable PC kind of, but it's like a... I just wouldn't, like, I don't like...

I have a mini PC and I just don't like how hot it runs because there's just no space. It's like, you know, I don't have a 30-60. I don't like that it hovers around like... Six million degrees. Six million? How much? It hovers a little closer.

What is? Too many? ADC. That is crazy, Derek. And it's a, it's a small thing. That's crazy, Derek. I'm being returned to me. Okay.

No, it's gotten there a few times, though, but that was when I used to have a very small office in Vegas, and then it was, it was a sauna in there. Mine never gets past, I've never been up to 50. I can't see you. I just immediately turned to a blob.

I never been up to 50. I wish I could like, I wish I could like have like an, almost like an H-DMI feed to show people what, like, my vision looks like when I don't have my glasses. You just hurt their heads. Because it really looks like you look fucking stupid.

Wow. I think it's funny how much smaller your eyes are When you take your glasses off It's reverse My eyes are smaller with my glasses on Really? Yeah What are you talking about? You just look gay

I don't know you just That's crazy I've done that before That one little yeah I've seen you take pictures of that It's a fun little party trick I remember there's like a Somebody somebody so it actually looks like that

Like you're walking around Your glasses are that part of thing This was a Tinder profile picture That's a good one one. That's a good one. I've never actually like seriously, you know, though. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. It's like a shadow of my penis on my face.

That's crazy. Just crazy. Hell yeah. You lay down, you lay down, get hard. Hold your glass up above your body. And they get a photo. I love that. What the fuck has happened?

That's brilliant. Get some questions, please. OnlyFans.com slash Chris Argun. Chris Rgun. You won't see my penis. There better be penis. But it'll be implied. So you won't see my penis.

It'll be implied. I like the implied penis more than me. You might see an outline every now and again. Implied. What the? What? Urban people. What?

Are you looking at news? Apparently. Yeah. No. Yeah. No, it's just about bringing food or something doing stuff. A food drive? No, and going to Nicky's.

Oh, yeah. You're going to. right? I don't know, I guess. What is that? What is that Sunday? Yeah, like... If I can get a ride, I'll go. What's her? She volunteered us to go. I was like, oh, okay.

I like, you didn't... Yeah, I know what we're busy moving. You didn't want to check in? She was like, I told her we're going. I was like, yeah, sure. Yeah. That's fine. I was going to go regardless. I want to play magic, so I'm going to go. Yeah. Oh, you want to play... Oh, guys. It's going to be a magic thing?

On the table ignoring everybody? Yeah, probably. Yeah. It's so lame. What, magic? Like you? Yeah. You don't know, I want to go to a party. There's like a thing going on.

There's other people hanging out. I'm not hanging out with you guys. Freaks on the corner all fucking greasy. Having a fucking ball, having fun. What about you guys? Having a ball. You're going to be all upset because of the move. Of course.

Of course. All magic gathering commander is is politicking. That's what I like about it. It's like, hey, don't hit me right now. I'll hit you later. But I betray every time. I betray everybody. I can't.

You can't say that. Don't hit me not hit you later. What? amazing how little I care about this. You're supposed to be like respectful, but I'm not. I refuse. Never. Moving on to our questions.

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I love you so much, Jeffrey Epstein. Round-eyed Asian. A round-eyed Asian wrote in in a previous episode and we read his intro. Yeah. And then just never read the question. I wanted to acknowledge that because I'm sorry. I'm not going to go back and find it. Because it's, it's, I just don't want to.

Round-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N? No, I just noticed. Oh, you noticed? I was looking, I was looking for clips. Oh, this is like, oh, we just completely strolled. We read his like, hello, blank, blank and blank, and then just completely got derailed. Oh, glad he stole a patron. Yeah.

Or she. Thank you, Round-Ey Asian. I don't know who round-out-A-A-A-I mean, it's probably statistically a guy. Yeah, I just... I wasn't on Discord before. I think it's more likely that, like, it's either, here's the audience demographic likelihood. Yeah. It's a guy?

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it's like 97%. It's like 97%. It's like 97% guys. Are you about to do the same? Are you about to do the thing that I? Are one hung, what's called? Star takes one hungest,

like one trans hungus fan. Okay. One other person and then Ziggy. Okay. That's fair. You kind of restated what I said, Bill. Yeah, but I gave, I gave numbers.

Yeah, good job. Good job. You want numbers. I cry when gay men destroy my thighs chop suey. Oh, it's... I cry when gay men destroy my thaw. That's pretty good. Yeah, I did that one.

I don't remember what I put, though. Yeah, I don't know. That's not a bad one. Yeah. This is, Hey, Future Residents of Alligator Auschwitz. Nice. No question, but I saw that Fenway Park hosted an Indian celebration night at a Red Sox game and I didn't see you all there

just saying anyway, stay, look, we're not anti-Indian because we don't show up to fucking Indian celebrations at Red Sox games.

Now, which, are we, there was, stop. So it was actually like India Indians? I,

look, I have all the same information you do. Is this person more racist than us by taking Native American celebration and saying what? If it was a neighboring celebration,

it'd make sense that me and Christopher be there probably. No. More so? Why would we show up to a Red Sox game at all for a Native American celebration? I don't know. What the fuck is a sock anyway? Like a socks, S-O-X? The fuck is that? I'm not even joking. I don't know, honestly. I think it's literally socks. No, but that's not how it's spelled. What do you mean? I know it's not spelled like that, but what else is a sock? So it's like they're talking about literally their socks like red. What is the socks? Does white socks wear socks that are only white and they can't deem it or otherwise they don't count? They immediately just, just grow up. You can't be here no more.

They start beating him with bats. Are the Cleveland engine, engine still a thing? Engines. That's crazy. I love that. I love that people that said that. It is such a crazy.

I love the engine. Joe. To me, it's better than saying Indian. I'll be honest. Because that South Park episode where it's like engines, like in a car.

Also you mean cowboys and engines. Yeah. I just feel like calling them Indians is so fucking stupid. So I'd rather even like, hey, well, I call them Nate. I'm not going to call it once in their face. That you engine.

It's crazy. When I found out they were different, God did that throw me into a two Z? Because I was like, wait, what? Yeah. You're from India? I think I kind of. I don't know what I knew first. I was like, what the fuck is going on?

I probably understood both. The only thing that threw me off was T. Hawk in the new challengers. Because T. Hawk, I'm like, T.hawks from Mexico. He's in Mexico, yeah. And I was like, as a dumb kid, I didn't know. I thought Native Americans were only in United States. That's a conversation that no one talks about either. It's really insane.

What's the thing? Native Americans, Mexicans being straight up just Native Americans. Oh, yeah. And Canadians as well, people who are, well, yeah. Well, Canadians get called that. They get called natives. They don't call Mexicans Canadian like conversationalally at all. They don't call Native even though like.

They are. That was the. That's where they went. That was the trail was down there. The concentrated area. But anyway, that's what that threw me the fuck off because like Street Fighter like Treyhawk on them. It is one of those things.

It is one of those things where you're like, uh, it is one of the things that where it's like oh yeah if you think about it for even like a second longer that you'd be like oh yeah obviously

they're Native American yeah but like you just don't really you don't think that far because you don't have to really right I look at Lily and I'm like

that's fucking she looks like a Native American she's like she's 100% I don't know yeah she looks like my grandma's my grandma's she looks like my grandma's

like she has more facial features in the subcomin with my grandma's aunt than most of us ever seen because they just look the same. Like Louis should be celebrating all that shit. She's like she'll be Pocahontas as his friend. She should put on a headband and a headdresser or whatever.

But they don't talk about it. She's, and she's North Mexican too. She should do it. The ones that are definitely like Native American. Tell to get into it so we can like have an excuse to like, you know, have like native stuff around us. It'll be fun.

I don't. We'll have like axes and scout people. They got brainwashed bad already. So they're, Latin Americans, they're proud of this. They're proud of this. They're proud of this.

They're proud of us. They're crazy. They make fun of each other if you don't speak Spanish. It's insane. I love that. I love that so much. They came from, uh, unfortunately for them, though, to be honest. Like, they, they just happened to have, like, a bad luck spray with, with, like, governments and, like.

Ooh, yeah. It's not great. Oh, yeah. It's not wonderful. Oh, what's the question? We're going to do it again. Oh, we are? We did it already.

What? There was a question? Oh. You ever came? Yeah. Well, he was just a statement. It was like, I didn't see you guys there. And that was it.

Right, that's how we got into here. Yeah, you weren't there, you bitch. He was right there all time. Anyway, Chris is gay road and he says, Hello, mean, bean, and sween. I'm currently a Rite Aid employee who is watching the company liquidate nationwide. Oh, yeah.

I don't know this is happening. Joe just told me about the 50% off everything. Yeah, with the final source closing by mid-August, with Rite Aid shutting down in the next month and a half, what do you think would be the funniest possible fate for all those abandoned pharmacy locations? Should they become a spirit Halloween stores, underground fight clubs,

or cursed Chucky Cheese knockoffs? I need your pitch. I don't know, probably apartment buildings. They're going to be ice facilities for sure. Oh, you're going to be like a little alligator alcatraz lights. Yeah. Where they're located at, it wouldn't be, they wouldn't be the best for buildings. No, probably not.

You know what rioting is always on an awkward part of a street? It's always like at a weird intersection or like it, like it, yeah. They're never, they're never located in a prime place. I've never seen a rioting that looks like that's convenient to get to. I would, when I was younger and you'd go to New York City like a chicken, like a, transthorants and I'd be like people are buildings are above this how the fuck do you get in there do you have to go through

the time to get into the building I was so stupid that I didn't understand it that's a side of a building where no one enters but I was like how to fuck do people dude it used to be my dream like I used to fantasize I used to because I remember because in Yonkers I remember going to this pizza place and it was like underneath a bunch of apartments

and it was like I remember just being so transfixed I remember being so jealous. It's like, oh my God. They live like right above the pizza place. Oh my God. That sounds awesome. Man, that would be dangerous.

It would be, I mean, yeah, as a kid, it's fucking like, ooh. As an adult, I'm really glad I don't live. Although I live pretty close to a lot of things that aren't great for me either. So it's a quick copes giving a jump. Heavenly. I can come down. I can slide down my little fire pole until my pizza place, get pizza. Then go back up my fire pole.

Dude, it really is, like, because I remember a friend of mine, a friend of mine I met in, in a, I can't remember what the name of the park is, but it's, it's some park, it's across the street from like these,

these places and like the pizza place and all that. And I remember just, he lived in one of those buildings, and I remember being like, whoa. I want to be a friend forever. And then I never saw him again. He died.

He died. The driver, I shouldn't. No, I just think I just, I mean, I didn't have a phone. It was kind of one of those weird things where,

like, you met somebody and you like them. But then, like, you went home and then you didn't think to like, oh yeah, I should probably got information. But then I'm like, I don't care really because like I don't know this person. It's a weird mix of like, I have no investment in this person. Yeah. And my interest in continuing this is just barely, barely there. Right.

That happened to be a few times where I'd make friends with people and like the one day friend. Yeah, I make friends with somebody and then I wouldn't see them. And then like when I moved from the city and I came by that visit when I was like 16 or 17. And I'm like, oh, dude, we hung out once. He's like, yeah, dude. I never saw you again. It's like, yeah, I moved. I moved on.

I'm just hanging out here. And he's like, why are you hanging out on a grand congress in the Bronx? Like, why are you hanging out here? This place sucks dick. And I'm like, yeah, it kind of does.

That is a crazy place to hang out. That's the best part of the Bronx, probably. Well, yeah. Other than freaking, what you call it on? But if you're in the Bronx,

you might as well just go somewhere else is the thing. It's cool. Like, if you go to travel to the Bronx to hang out, you're already so much closer to other places that you would rather be. That's all my homies are, man.

go with your homies somewhere else. Yeah, they help to go outside. It's like, what's the best part? Atlantic City is the best part of the Bronx. That's insane. Not Atlantic City. Atlantic City is the best part of the Bronx. Is that what you said?

What's the co-op city? There you go. Co-op city and everything is the best part of the Bronx. That makes a little more sense, even though I don't know what that is. Coop City, it's just like where fucking like, how anything I know what that is. Coop City is like on the, it's right by the water. It's going towards. Oh, I think my sister lived there.

By the water. Going towards by the water. That place is fucking, that place gets so cold in the wintertime, dude. Yeah, it's bad. Breeze. Because it's like, Oceanic breeze and New York just like standard winter where it gets like, you know, one degree. Yeah.

One degree standard like base level weather plus an ocean breeze is crazy. Because that shit cuts. Water and jump in the water and die. That's fucking. That shit. You jump in the water and it's ice. I remember my nephew Damien. Fuck, dude.

My nephew Damien was like a baby. And we took him like, my sister was holding him. And we went to this building just to see it because I was like, I wonder what like the building is like. And his face was straight up frozen. Like you could like, it was insane. Like how the fuck? Did he get brain damage? Yeah, he's stupid now.

Dead. Sounds dead. He's actually, he's a good kid. But. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies,

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He did freeze to death. He's a great kid. He did die young, though. He did die young, though. He did die young, yeah. He died merely two years old. If you freeze the death that you get defrosted and re-alive, are you... I think you're a different person.

You're a different person, actually. I feel like your brain matter of freezing is really bad. I really wish we could do that. What, kill people to bring them back? Well, just, you know, actually defrost people after. Like, like, cryogenically freezing people. I wish we could actually do that. It would be cool.

Because I would totally do it. Do you think if you got really hard, like you Viagra-ed up, you got cryogenically frozen? Sure. Then you got defrosted like maybe, I don't know, like 50 years later or whatever. Do you think that time of your dick being hard would then restructure and enhance the size of your penis?

Not true? Yes. Absolutely. I think that's actually, I think Einstein has a theory. It's a formula about that. He has all this shit about fucking relativity and fucking all the shit about like of clean energy

and then his and his fucking his groomer under his bed he opened it up this natural penis enlargement he was on to something here but he didn't want him to know he was scared to reveal it because he knows he would have killed him it's like p equals bd square

it was just like your penis equals big dick and then and you square it so it's insane fucking he figure you understand You plug in the numbers. It works. I don't know how you're dumbed to me there. I'm really impressed because that was really stupid.

It works, man. It was equals a big dick squared. He's like, well, what if I don't have a big dick? You can't square it. I think I found the title in the... So stupid. It's like what I saw he's looking about the board and it says that. And it shows him with a huge fucking erection.

His dick is off speed. He has like a little signs lab coats and it's just fucking poking out like an umbrella. And it's got to be 3D somehow. He looks like his thick is so hard, he looks like flats from SpongeBob. He's crazy. He's just, he's a damn triangle. He's because of the sheer stretchiness of his fucking clothes. He has to wear the stressiest pants as the dick gets too big.

Anyway, Nurse Bob. I got to write that down. It's always the dumbest shit that you remember to write down. Nurse Bob. I gotta get this. Nurse Bob, running, and hello my three favorite yappers.

What is a skill or hobby that you wish you spent more time doing? Maybe you've dabbled and wait, did we answer the fucking first question? Now I'm paranoid about it. What was it? Oh, what would the,

the Rite AIDS, what should they become? Oh, yeah, diddy factories. I said, do you say diddy? Diddy factories, yeah. Oh yeah,

same thing as ice. Dittley factories. Yeah, whichever. Yeah. Either kid diddling factories or ice detention centers. Ice, ice,

man. It would be great outcome. Imagine they bring you in a second. Ice, ice, maybe. That should plays on repeat all day. That's so crazy. No, maas. No, maas.

I'll go home. Send me back. For a more, no more. I'll just go back. Send me back, please. We got Rob Van Winkle at Alligator Alcatraz to perform. We got Ted Nugent. Can't even pronounce it.

Nugent. Does he have any other hits other than Cat Scratch Fever? I don't even know that song. I don't know who that is. Sorry if anybody likes that song. It sucks. Is a Ted Nugenton song?

Cat Scratch Fever. You know that song? Genuinely no. Suck my penis. I'm Ted Nuget. Suck my penis. It's a just. that over and over again. It's that for six minutes.

It's a balance. If that was it, I'd be like, I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan Ted Nijit. It's just, it's just brain stew. Yeah, he sucks. He sucks. He's, uh, Alex Jones like Simp. Isn't he also a pedophile? Literally. I think I heard something about that. I think I heard something

about that. I don't know for sure. I feel like allegedly he's a pedophile. I didn't bring it up, but I think there is something about that, but I can't. Well, he writes songs that he, like he's a pedophile. I'll say that at least. Okay. Because he's like, she was just, 11 and I fuck you're so good And it's like that's the song And it's like I'm saying okay well I mean

That's a fascinating Brazen It's like A lot of them A lot of songs are like Hold on me look up let me look up the exact Have I heard a song upside down by Dana Ross Ted Nugent

No Upside down Around Inside out What is that about? It's about fucking She's just talking about how Her boyfriend cheats on her

But he still loves it But I'm like, what was music once upon a time? Stupid Diana Ross. I'll like her, though. She did a lot before time themes. She's also extremely talented. Don't turn away. So when Ted Newton was 32, so with our age, basically.

I'm not 32 yet, but I will be. Yeah, he wrote jailbait, which is crazy. Which means that you know. If you write that song and title of that, you know what you're... Jail BATMAN could not get that out of me. She was falling over a 16-year-old, basically. Batman couldn't get that out of me. Batman himself.

At his max with all his... And then it's like, okay, he's a famous rock star or whatever in his genre. So he clearly had a lot of jailbate if he's writing about it. Yeah, that's kind of the sickening thing about that. It's like you know that it's not just a song. Yeah. That's very cool. I love you so much, Ted Nugent, you have sex with all the underage jail bait like me.

Did I finish reading the question? Goodbye, everybody. No, bye. That's it for Infowars today. I probably shouldn't have said that, but you guys won't remember tomorrow. You guys don't remember tomorrow? I'll tell you something crazy. He's just some jingling keys up on their faces.

Yeah, I'm just going to say something about the Democrats. You don't forget that I'm a pedophile. Remember that you guys remember when Hillary Clinton spat that green egg into a bottle of water? I remember that. Anyway, bye. Bye. That's how he signs out. And it's immediate, like, there's no like, there's no like musical,

transition it. It's just like immediately cut the feed cuts out. You know the finish saying bye. Bye, but, bye. It's just rookie shit. Oh my God. I love that. That's so good. That was very good. I think we really nailed that outro. He does a car real. I'm really happy with myself.

I like the part where I mentioned Hillary Glenn smitten that green egg into a bottle of war. You know that happened, right? You know what happened, right? You know what happened? That is a real video, by the way. Oh, he said that? No, like that's a, no. the video of Hillary Clinton spitting something weird into her water

is real. Is like the RFK taking a potion on a train? Yeah, yeah. It's a very weird video. It took the elixir. I remember because it was, I remember it was going around where people were like, was she a fucking alien or something? It was very weird. Like, she just, it's like it's like she has cut

or something. And she's like spitting it into a fucking into her water. Like, it didn't just look like spit. It looked crazy. Like, hold on, let me see if I can it. Oh, man. Because you, I don't know how to explain it really. Do you remember when people were trying to act in the media were trying to act like she wasn't seizering on the campaign trail? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was crazy. There was like two or three instances where she's just

literally having a fucking seizure. And I'm like, no, she's fine. Like, you guys are fucking demons. I definitely laughed at her. Hillary spits green egg. Like, I couldn't, it's miss green, green egg. I swear to God, I've seen that. The title of this video is awesome. Hillary spits two large green objects into glass of water during coughing fit. Oh, my God. Green objects. She's obviously a reptilian.

Oh, God, I hate her. Oh, it just becomes like a fucking pet. And then the media, you know, nothing's wrong. What do you mean? You guys are just attacking her because she's a woman. And she's like, yes, that too. stage as they're saying morphing

morphing literally turning into a mind flare on camera I love I love this video what is she doing is it I mean it just looks fucking funny

this isn't gonna like like it's not that gross it's just weird looking you can't even it's hard to even clock why did she spit in that publicly I don't know it is weird to do that. Like if you're going to spit, like just spit behind you. Yeah, do anything.

Down behind your podium. Yeah. Ask for a fucking napkin. Somebody, like anything. I feel like I would swallow it before I fucking spit out a green egg. I would drink the, I would drink. Yeah, if I had eggs in my mouth, green eggs and I would get the water and swallow them. There's been so many moments where I just have. I mean, we've all had that moment, right? Sharks. So sharks, we've all had this moment, right? Sure. We're spitting a green egg. Yeah. Yeah.

No big deal. The ball one gets an elephant rifle. Introducing the green egg, introducing the green egg, introducing the green egg solutions from Greenco. Where's, where, he's in front of Mark Cuban.

And Mark Cuban's like, yeah, I also have a green egg problem where I spit up green eggs every now and again. He's like, sharks, I'm seeking five million dollars

in exchange for one half of a percent of equity. in my company. And they're fucking fighting. They're fighting over giving it to him. I don't see it, man. I don't see it. We all relate to this. Everybody, we all hear Mr. Wonderful Barbara, we all, we all empathize with the green egg problem. We're all spitting green eggs constantly. But I don't know if it's worth that much money for that little equity.

Can you move up to maybe 100% equity? For $6? We'll give you a 0.1%. Where I'm, I'm, for these reasons I'm out. Why don't you give me in? He starts having a meltdown. Tragedy strikes today as the shark tank crew dies. More at 11.

Fuck it, I don't know. Someone pitch, there's just eggs spilling out of them too. Yeah, they're full of eggs. That's the twist is that they're full of eggs. And that was the solution. He was just going to kill him. I love, I love Shark Tank is so,

shark tank as a format is so rife for like sketches. I feel like you can do an endless amount of comedy just with the Shark Tank format. There's a lot of characters, that's why. A lot of characters so perfect for improv. Yeah. So much going on, dude. Yeah, the guy, the patron that we have,

the $25 patron, if you haven't, he keeps doing the Comtown bits or the quotes. Oh, yeah, yeah. If you haven't heard the Nigerian Shark Tank, please look that up and then comment a quote from there. Yeah, please. Because I want to make it. make sure that you're still listening. You're paying attention.

Anyway, we got derailed from Nurse Bob here. But he said, what is a skill or hobby that you wish you spent more time doing? Maybe you've dabbled in or wish you perfected it. Maybe you never tried it, but want to. For me, it's painting. I've become a professional collector of art supplies and even sub to a Patreon painting group, but I still get overwhelmed just getting started. I wish I was better at like... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research.

Jake M. Beta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines.

Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2020.

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Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Listeners of this show will get a $75-sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I wish I was better at thievery. I wish I was a better thief. Yeah, I feel like that's not that hard. You just got to do it.

It's not to steal more. The real thing is you've got to believe that you're going to get away with this. That's the way that it works. You gotta commit, yeah. You gotta, yeah. You gotta, like, really believe in yourself. When you ever you see the people that are nervous, it just, their energy gets clocked. I just look nervous inherently, though. Yeah, you do.

You look like that. Yeah, so people are going to be looking out for you. Yeah, yeah. Me being a black man, a lot of times I walk around with the hoodie and shades on, like I'm immediately fucked. Yeah, you look back as suspicious. Immediately the camera's zooming, like all the way into my brain. Like, it's already like God. You can read your mind.

Derek, so it looks inherently suspicious because he always looks like he's hiding. Like, even in plain side. You got the sunglasses indoors right now. Sometimes you wear the hoodie with the shorts, which is, like, to most people, you're like, what the fuck? Like, are you cold or what? Make a fucking decision. Hoodies, but hoodies about comfortability and fashion. Especially in California, it has nothing to do with weather.

Really? I mean, realistically. I think I've only ever been uncomfortable. Like, I've tried that before. Like, I tried to do, like, let me do the hoodie and shorts coming. And I just look, I kind of look like, I just look really stupid in that combination. It's like a run for a run. It's fun.

Sports is basically, like, if you're involved in sports, you would understand. Maybe. It's, that's extremely common. You're around my height. Yeah. Do you, are you, do you find clothes that fit you reliably? Yeah, I'm fine with, like, say, what do you mean? Like, is it more of a shirt problem or a pants problem?

It's more of a pants problem. Yeah. Yeah. The pants, I don't usually have an issue. I, my size is a little bit awkward because I like a 30 inch for pants, like as far the length. That one's a little bit more awkward because usually around my waist size they want to go to

like 32 and that's a little bit too long for me already. Right. So that's the only problem I usually have but I prefer to just taper shit. I gotta start just shopping at those like five, nine and under places. Because like I swear to God, like I've never

I have so few pants that have fit me in my life. Yeah. As an adult anyway. Where it's just like I can't fucking is ridiculous. I have to fold the cuff up or something. I'm not going to take it to a tailor. Why not?

Why the... Because you know what? Here's my issue with it from a philosophical perspective. All right? I'm already short, right? Pound for pound, I'm getting less fabric.

Okay? I'm going to pay to get less fabric now. Yeah. I'm going to pay more to get less of the clothes. Yeah. Fortunately.

No. I refuse. I can understand if you're paying. to get more at it. Right? But like I'm not going to pay to remove shit from my pants.

Just cut them off yourself then. No, because then I can't do that in a way that looks right. Why? You learn. Gay. I think that's the,

I think that's the fashion though. I think just, that's like the latest thing that a lot of people ever done yet. You know, people are always looking for new things. And now I think it's time

to just taper your own by just scissoring them. Just take a scissors to them and they'll be jacking at the ankle. I think that's the next thing. You got to like, I think it's because my legs are too short.

The thing is like I have a long torso. So, like, my pants size are literally, like, I don't know if it's this anymore because I've had the same pair of pants for like, I've had the same pair of pants forever because I'm like, oh, these fit. I'm keeping them for as long as possible. Yeah. But like, it used to be 28, 29. Okay.

And then it was, so 2929, which is like. That's definitely a hard thing to find. Fucking unheard of, basically. Especially since most things are even. Yeah. So it's very hard to find that. So 2828 is impossible to find. You can find 2832, which is too long.

I think if you get a lot of, honestly, if you shop on Amazon, especially, I was just thinking because a lot of, there's a lot of Chinese stores that make very small stuff where I have to go up multiple sizes because it's clearly not built for like fat Americans. Yeah. So they're like, no, you cannot wear my stuff. And I'm like, oh, shit. Okay, I guess you don't even have past like 34. Okay, bye.

Because to them, that's like fucking morbidly obese. They're fucking tiny people I was like okay I guess I can't even shop here They're tiny people dude Yeah I mean just like in general The rest of the world they're like If you look at sizes I was shopping at an H&M in Greece I think Yeah

And you just look at the sizes you're like oh this is not built for This is not built for me It's one of the reasons why I really know for the tall people You know what's crazy It's built for small humans I think it's the reason I really I really want to go to Japan Yeah Because I wonder what it would be like to just feel like normal

Yeah yeah where things are like kind of built for you I think if you go that, if you go in Central Mexico too, you'll feel normal. I'm not crossing that border, even. It's not all of Mexico's fucked. There's savages over there. I'm fair. There's nothing but evil people.

Mexico's pretty nice. Mexico's pretty nice. It's the people that make it terrible. That's crazy. That's crazy. I went there, I went there, I went to Mexico City once. That's a real person out there, brother. Yeah, I, yeah.

Of course there is. Beautiful. That place is really, really beautiful. Too many fucking people, though. Like, wait. It's like, it makes New York, it's like, if you look past the public executions. It's crazy.

Yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't go to certain. You don't think Mexico is like ISIS. As long as, unfortunately, because there's like cities that people hear about all the, they hear about like Juarez or something. They hear about some places like Sinaloa. They hear about all this stuff.

And they're like, oh, I'm so fucking frightened. I'm like, that's not, you know, Mexico's a big fucking country. Yeah. Like,

in fact, a huge fucking country. It's the same thing when somebody says about like the lady they got sent on fire on the subway or whatever. And it's like, oh my God, New York so dangerous. And like, this is the one time this happened

in the history of New York. Like, New York is dangerous, yes. But it's more safe than it is dangerous. Yes. There are dangerous things. Yeah, of course. Yeah, anywhere where you're surrounded by people adds to the danger because there's more

than one interest being, you know, colliding with each other. Yeah. But. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes.

Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Kondo?

By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or, go a different way and get no traction.

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slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. But I do feel safer. I feel safer in those big areas.

Like being South Central, walking down certain neighborhoods that you're not even sure about, I still feel safer there than in a fucking rural area where there's all these do not no trespassing everywhere you go. And I'm like, where do I go?

Where's the street? Where's the road? Like, I take one step in this direction, they shoot up my feet, and then the other direction, the other neighbor shoots on my feet, and I'm like, I don't know how to get out of here?

How do I leave? How do I leave? Immediately. He shoots a mortar at the floor, and it starts digging. You're like, oh, my God. A mortar. Get on the mortar.

We got a trespasser. Hey! I've been wanting to use these. This motherfucker. It's still in the box and it's got like Acme on it. They rip it out. I'm glad I got the warranty on this here. I heard my mom telling me a story about when my dad was still alive.

He was in Texas visiting some family or whatever the fuck. And he was in this neighborhood where the old guy on the porch, he was about to die. He's so old this old white dude. But he mustered up enough straight the column the N-word. to like tell him to get out of here. Mustering up at string. And it's like, dude, I could kill you by waving at you. Why would you did antagonize me?

I would just pick up a petal and I'd flip the parrida but kill him. Kill it was beauty. Kill him is beautiful murdered. You know there's anybody whose health is so low, whose help bar is so low that like you could do away with them and like, you know the Ralph Baxtery, Lord of the Rings? Uh-huh. You remember when Gandalf does like, and the guy does it? He goes like that to build. Is it Bilbo?

Yeah, I think it's Bilbo back in. I think so. No, I think it's Samwise. Samwise? I think so. Fuck wise. Is Lord of the Rings? I don't know, man.

Suckwise. Okay. What? What I said? We heard you the first time. What happened? I didn't say anything. Suck wise.

We heard you. I'm trying to think of a good porn name. If I was doing the Lord of the Rings, porn. Sup wise? Suck wise. Oh. why not fuck wise

fuck wise is pretty good but I just want to keep the S in there cum wise come wise dicked off and frobo Fromo whatever

I wish I kept playing piano we did not answer that question I kept playing piano oh yeah honestly like I want to shoot further ropes which I kept dorking it honestly I wish I had more time for music stuff and to learn I wish I kept up on

I wish I got, I kept on Spanish. I wish I was good at speaking Spanish by the time I got out here. Because now my Spanish is all confused. Yeah. Because I say, I say Sorbote for straw and people look at me like, I'm crazy. Sorbote. And I'm like, that's how you say straw. And I'm like, that's dick.

Don't call me that. Pepino. Or they say Popote. Popote is how Mexican say straw. Yeah, the thing is like I speak, the Spanish that I know is conflicting with the Spanish that I'm trying. any resource that you can learn Spanish through

is a resource that will negate the Spanish that I already know not really it doesn't negate it but it gets confusing you know what I mean

like it just it's conflicting with it so like kala kai or whatever you know what I mean like that's like that doesn't mean anything in real Spanish

but like I know what it means just say that's so lame though anyone will understand you that's so lame it's so lame

it's so lame it's just funny I don't know No, it feels like, ooh. Like Mexicans. It's too formal? Yeah. It's not formal.

What? It's too fucking formal. What? No, it's not. It is. Get like I. Man. That's, that's,

look, I know what that means, but that's not formal. It's informal. It's just Spanish, you know? At the end of the day, you can learn Spanish

primarily and then when you go to areas to speak the slang, that's it. Basura. Kingston's dad, Gingston's dad picking up A gay little beetle off the ground Rode in

It goes on But some of you guys have names That are too long I'm not gonna keep it I'm just gonna read up until then And I'm not gonna say it comes on My dad went over to pick up a gay little beetle My dad is extremely homophobic

Aw look at his gay little beetle Stomp Goodbye my friend Do you ever see American History X little beetle That's crazy It's great this curve small Byte this curve little beer I don't know

It's kind of big It's like you can speak crazy Wow That's crazy murdering you. He'll kill you even harder. Yay, you feel. Yay, interpretable suffering.

Yay. He's fucking overjoyed. He's so happy. He's stomping faster than like, I don't know, faster than anyone. Anyone could stomp. He's stomping so hard. His foot is ablaze as he's stomping.

It breaks the atmosphere of the curb, if that makes sense. It doesn't. Anyway, he says, he writes and he says, Greetings, my boisterous baby boys. Just sharing my own personal conspiracy today. But with AI getting better and better at being indistinguishable in its end of no...

This sentence is written weird. But he says, getting better at being indistinguishable. And no legislation slowing it down despite a Dr. Seuss, the Lorax level of environmental destruction being turned out by the... things. I can't help but think this is on purpose. That this is in the interest of the people at the top and that video evidence in general gets to the point where it's unusable in court. At this point, I can't help it feel like that the Amish were the sane ones. It does, I... It's objectively that's part of the reason. I kind of don't disagree about like certain aspects of that. I do sometimes wish I was like, maybe I should just go to the fucking Amish and like bechurn butter and die.

You know, like, because there is something that's at least like simple and like kind of like serene. Yeah. About like not having to worry about AI in any way. But, uh, I like Cheetos. Do you see, uh, Bill Burr? Yeah, he, he released a clip on his social media talking about the fake bands that are propping up and they use bots. Oh, the AI bands? Yeah.

Jesus fucking Christ. It's always like the simmering Sundays or something like that. one point something million monthly listeners and like and you just here i am with my stupid ass thing where my biggest hits like a gay cover you know and i'm like damn would it be would it be immoral to to uh if you're a real musician to have one a i i i think so that's meant to just be an ad no i don't think so i think kind of at this point it's like why not i see it is the same as like like if you had the money to advertise itself on a billboard yeah you know kind of a thing like if you made your entire thing i think like try to get your foot in the door

if there's a way you can do it, I don't see anything. If you can do it, I don't see that as immoral. I think the fucking music industry is so shit that if you can have an advantage to get your foot in the door like that, like by doing it that one time.

Yeah. And then being like, I'm actually a good musician. I just need people to be able to fucking see it. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how I feel about it exactly. But I'm,

I'm wrapping my head around that thought. The one, to me, as a tool to get your foot in the door. If you are, if you are talented, And you make an entire career off of that. Yeah, fuck you. Yeah, true.

I feel like it would, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I agree, but also like I'm kind of in the process of feeling out that opinion, you know. I'm set. I think that AI, all the AI bullshit is because of the fact that people want to be able to do fuck shit with any sort of consequence. And visual confirmation was like the thing we kind of held on to last. But once that's gone, it's like, it's fucking fire sales. People would AI are going to be able to do.

I think what's going to happen is AI is going to cause a. war. It's going to cause a war. Possibly. It's going to be able to be tracked directly back to AI and they're going to be like, all right, we got to do something about this. I mean,

that would be an interesting. That's going to happen. It's a, it's a story written in every fucking, like sci-fi for a reason. Yeah. Because it's going to happen. People don't under,

people, we've lost the ability to figure things out without consequence. We just don't have the ability to do anymore. We have to feel before we hear. Yeah. Sadly. So whatever, man. Anyway.

Louis. I was like a great porn. Louise Rudin. He says, this ain't even a question, but that motherfucker Sweet is 100% more likely to get a car than the glasses he needs to drive one. I don't know. What's going to happen first? What do you think? Car. Car, car for sure. He's going to drive and he's going to hit a small child on a bike. I've never hit anyone driving ever. No, no, no, no. Once. Okay, so there you go. Once, once, once. And then he's going to drive more.

He's literally gotten to an accident. Wasn't my fault. I was ahead. I was in front. It's hard to, it's hard to make that argument if you're driving blind. If you break too hard, you can cause someone to hit you? I did not do that. How do I know? I don't. I've seen people like I've, I just, oh weird, this one person keeps getting into an accident and it's never their fault.

And I'm like, you're driving reckless. You were causing other people. But it is technically they're out fault because they hit you, but you were causing them to hit you. I've only been like, I've been in three, I've been in three accidents so far. I've had like, I've had, I've been rear-handed. Uh-huh. I had somebody turn into me at a stop sign and then, which is crazy.

Happened to be too. Yeah. And one time, and I slid on black ice into a fucking tree. Ooh. That shit was scary. I imagine. I was my girlfriend at the time too.

And I was like, oh man, I hope it hits on her side kind of. That's crazy. I'm just kidding. No, you're not. I am. That would have been terrible.

I was actually specifically like turning in my direction because I was like, can't kill somebody. Dude, Black Ice is so, Black Ice is crazy. Grab the head. You're about to crash?

Black Ice is so scary, man. Like, I don't, I don't even, darn. I still to this day, don't like driving in the rain.

Like, I think I'm like vaguely traumatized from, like, hydroplaining and shit. Black guy is crazy as you can't. It's scary. Big ass truck. Hydroplaining out here is horrible.

Yeah, because it's like, it's mixed with all the oil. Yeah, exactly. That is, that is, a big problem. It becomes a goddamn slipping slide. It's like that slide. You remember that video of the guy going down the slide at like Mach 7?

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indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. Have you ever seen that video? I think I saw it. A police officer and he's like he's going down the slide in some like park or something but he's like lying on his handcuffs. So like the metal is like there's no resistance of like fabric or skin. So he's just gliding down the slide at like max speed and he just like flies out of it. You've never seen that video? No. I've seen videos that Like, I like, people at like, like, uh, water parks, like going down slides. And I'm like, this is crazy.

Because I, I can imagine someone goes down and they just fucking jettison off and like hit someone like laying down like the fucking lazy river. Yeah. Distruck by a person who came flying down. I'm not adventurous. Boston. Boston cop violently launched off massive park slide in viral video. What? Did he do it voluntarily?

I don't. Well, he went down the slide on purpose, I think. But, like, I don't think he meant to go that fast because I think he was lying on, like, he didn't think about, like, the fact that he was lying down on metal, which, like, on a metal surface, there's like no resistance. But, like, look at this guy. Like, like, the way. Oh, God. Isn't that insane? Oh, God.

How did he flip around? How did he flip around? He's just twirling in the, it is such a crazy video. I love that he just, like, flies out of it. I was thinking it was going to be a super long elaborate slide. No. Look at that. But you're like, he's just bouncing.

So going towards six flags over here, there's like this like some sort of construction side where there's like a big slide obviously to get materials down from the top to the lower area. And I've always been like, I want to go on that side because it's like at least 30 feet. Like it's fucking something crazy. Yeah, no thanks. But it exits on the freeway. That is a good way to kill yourself.

38 years old, it's time. I like the idea of that, like, somebody's driving their car and you just hit the fuck out of their car and you're hurt pretty badly, but you're not dead, and their car's... Fuck. You're fucking... You bent in the fuck out of their car.

And they're like, dude, what the fuck? And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You call the ambulance. Don't bleed in quite a bit. I think you're just going to cause a massive car, like a pile-up. Yeah.

The worst in American history. That's it. What is the worst traffic damage? How bad was it? I don't know. There must be an answer. A giant car. After JFK's death, probably.

Look it up for me. One of you. Do you not have your phone actually? I put it away. Good job. I'm proud of you. Car pal up. Only took 3,000 episodes of the show.

I'm the same, man. Yeah, the most damaging or the biggest traffic jam in American history. While you look at that, I'm going to read this next one. Unravel the Sky Road. And he's like, hey, y'all, obligatory long-time listener and lurker here. Your recent discussion on toys made me reminisce. And I had to share what might have been the coolest toys in existence. I've ever heard of the Rockham-Soccombe robots action figure line?

No, I'm not talking about the stupid boxing game that nobody cares about. These were legit action figures with interchangeable body parts, more armored core than bionicle. Each action figure came with multiple arms or legs and a metal four-way socket wrench that made you feel like a master engineer every time you used it. The parts were also compatible with other robots. It was a fucking genius toy line and it made me sad when they weren't any more of them. My favorites were tyrantula. That's fucking awesome.

That is an awesome name. And disasteroid. Yo. Those would have fucking hit. Like if I was 11, Disasteroid, dude? Holy shit. Dude, remember toy?

Remember toys being cool and inventful and like, Well, I mean, I remember that Sparking your imagination I remember that But I also don't I can't say Like I don't know if that's not happening still Because I'm not

Yeah Yeah It's not the same anymore Yeah I guess you get it Most from Amazon now I guess Because now toys aren't the same Because they're not like Toys are like

Video game console Uh Mr Beast dolls Well it's just not as Mr. Beast with With Seven other Bees With seven dollars

or something. You buy a Mr. B. Stahl, you get a free luncheely. Ew. That's so sad. I don't even think that that's unreasonable. That feels like something that could exist. Damn, no fatalities on the biggest pile up. Crazy.

That's kind of what, we should try. Yeah. So I guess, so in 2002, on the 710. Oh, really? Yeah. So in L.A. That makes sense. It would be here.

It would be here. It wouldn't be anywhere else. Extremely foggy. It was so foggy that people couldn't help but keep hitting because it couldn't see that there was a pile of going on. Dude, that's the scariest thing about fog, man. 216 vehicles. Yo, that's a lot. You're driving in the fog, you just hear like, what is that?

It must be a concert. I got to hurry up we get there. I better hurry up. I got to see what's going on. Your heads through the fucking window. So stacked up on one of another quarter of a mile. I want to drive a car I want to drive a car that's like

It's more conform to my body in the sense that like The hood is over my lap And the glass is like Right here So you're The glass is like an inch away from my face And I'm like I just feel like I can see everything It's crazy

Wheels here That's what I want The wheels under So you're like holding it like I'm kind of fucking around with those oh my god, I don't remember what they're called. Somebody of the audience must know. But they're like those like really stripped down kind of American.

I don't know if they're American. They're stripped down trucks where there's like nothing in them basically. It's just like an air conditioner and like there's not even a radio in it. Do you know what these are? Oh, fuck. What the fuck is that? Hold on. Let me look up. I don't know.

There's something novel about it. Car. What is the truck? There's something magical about no airbag. No radio stripped down. It feels real. you know what the fuck is it okay here it is uh new automaker slate offers a no frill stripped down electric truck for under for under 30,000 yeah it's the

slate these things it's like a it's kind of like a small truck are those the ones that look like toys kind of i kind of like the way they look though they look like they're in cyber truck territory kind of in the way that they look kind of weird but they're not nearly as I think cyber trucks look way worse. But yeah, so slate Slate truck. They look kind of cute. I don't know. And for a truck, look at this.

Isn't that just like the right amount of ugly? That looks really stupid. I know. I like it. It looks like, I don't know. Like it looks like a video game, but it looks like more rendered. Like it doesn't look like a cyber truck. It doesn't like Gary's Mops car.

It doesn't make Gary's Mock car. I don't know. I kind of do. dig it. 30,000 is too much, though. But for an electric truck, I don't know. I'd give them $4 for it.

Ooh, the Jeep kind of looks kind of, it actually looks kind of cool. I don't know. Whatever. I don't know how we got into that. But hold on. Oh, no, I wanted to look up a rock'em-sock and robot action figure.

Trenchola is pretty crazy. Rockam-sockham robot action figure. What kind of sounds like what? It kind of The way that the names are described It reminds me a little bit of Transformers Yeah Disasteroid

What the fuck you say? I mean formers That does look fucking cool actually I need to see Oh that little fucking wrench That's cool Damn By the way I found those Jolly Ranchers

That I was talking about Those little balls They don't exist anymore I figured Jolly Rancher Rocks Is it they were called I miss But look

Raven's Revenge So they were just like these little It was exactly like I was describing Like the little M&M's tubes Oh yeah Yeah the MNet The mini Eminet Dude I fuck with your neckin nose

And then getting hard And see if you can break it Um What'd you say? I'm gonna do it now Wait huh Can you repeat that? Nothing

Okay Oh go ahead I said Remember getting a little Eminem's tubes Putting your dick in it And then trying to get hard See if you can break it

Anyway You see these Ravens Revenge Where they were a little test tubes Yeah, like that. That looks so illicit. Dude, that looks like drugs. It was so good. They were so good.

Jesse, we've got to make more of these. One time I accidentally, so I was eating and then it got in the back of my throat. Oh, coated it? And so like, I coughed blue. I coughed and then that shit went in my eye. Oh, dude. Candy in your eyes is insane. Like this thing?

You're getting syrup on your contacts? I immediately jumped up and I spun. It was so painful. I remember vividly. crash bandicoot tour? It was so painful, so sharp that I got up and spun. It was so fucking...

That's like you know, because you know you can't run away from it, but you have to move quick. So the only option is like, I've got to spin in place. You got to do something, man. That's crazy. My friend got bleaching his eye once. Is he okay? Yeah, he can so see.

He's made it too. That's kind of crazy. Made it through. How the fuck did that happen? I don't remember. We were doing something. You were probably cleaning some dumb shit. Splashing at a puffing.

That's fucking insane It's so basic It's so basic But anyway That toy sounds fucking sick I miss the grabbers The grabber toys Oh yeah

The little claws It was like a yellow handle A black bar and like a red I needed one of those the other day I loved those things I have a cabinet I might buy one actually too high from some storage stuff and I was like fuck

grabber would be great right now short stupid midget problems am I right yeah my dog short stupid little purpose five 10 wife you know so she's just like putting shit on like oh thanks oh yeah I forgot your wife is a basketball player yeah yeah she's European basketball player and then uh she flunked out you know she got she got she got gambling in the wBA oh she got illegally gambling after after she busted her leg open right yeah that's like a double whammy He's like a horsey bringing its leg You have a basketball player

Like broke its leg It's like, we're going to have to shoot you Got it on. Come on, fella. The fucking commissioners coming over and trying to shoot you. In a middle of the game. In a middle of the game They come up to you with a fucking elephant gun.

This motherfuckerer's like fumbling with the ammo and stuff trying to hurry up and shoot you. You're doing it leisurely. I think on some level, if you get paid that much to do it, I feel like there should be that kind of a risk. Because they make an insane amount of money. For like what they do? What?

Still no. In the NBA? Yeah. Well, just not NBA specifically. I just think sports and the money that like a football player makes is crazy. Yeah, like a professional sports person. Dude, you know how much of a soccer player makes? $11.

That's what we're talking about. Soccer player. Oh, you said, he said, okay. He must be talking about, you're talking about like soccer, right football? He means football the American. I'm talking about just in general. Like, I don't even care what I'm saying. Yeah, that's, well, I thought he said that because that's like the high.

He's not going to say soccer. He's not going to say football. We're Americans. I don't know. When we say football, we mean football, American football. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Football. You don't say football the American.

I just thought maybe he did because especially, you know, being... Football. Sabado, sabado, sabado. If you're related to like a Caribbean or... You wouldn't you say football? No? I mean, we just say soccer in general. Because it's just...

We're American, ultimately. I just, I abandoned that so long ago. Only because it's just like... If we're speaking Spanish, we'll say football. I just, I just, I abandoned it just because... Soccer. I don't know. I think it's just...

I don't know. I think it's just say soccer. You guys say soccer? I just, I can't, I can't get on board with it. It's just, it's too stupid.

It's not even, it's more of like, what was the reason? What was the reason? American football football? So fucking stupid. It's like, I hate it.

I hate it. We say, they say football, but. Right. Well, because it's a football. Well,

no, we say football with a you. Yes. We don't say, so I, I, but it sounds different to me. But it means,

anyway, anyway, whatever. But it means that. I haven't finished even reading this. Football is, is football is football. But these toys, these toys sound cool.

I can't, what was the, do you remember the last toy you bought? I literally have in my Amazon cart because it's prime day right now. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer, what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI,

coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of, building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computers,

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. How about like not sex toy, not adult toy? There's still toys. I play with them. I say, but not an adult toy though.

I play with them. I play with them and I fuck them. Cool, but I'm just saying... I use them as like toys or like... The last child toy you buy. Um... The 40-year-old virgin is still in my Amazon car. It's $7.

And why do you say? 40-year-old virgin. Action finger? Yeah. What do you say? There's a 40-year-old virgin on Amazon around for $7. It's Steve Correll with his pants down and the the, the, yeah, when he was doing the chest waxing scene, which was like improvised, which was make sense because it wasn't that funny to me, like the stuff that he was saying. He's just like, oh, come so he's yama.

Oh, Kelly Clarkson. I was like, that's not that funny. It's just random shit. Yeah, that's exactly what. And then I saw it behind the scenes and I'm like, oh, that's why it's not funny. he's just literally improvising. I was always curious about why this sucks. Was it real waxing?

He's literally getting waxed. He even starts bleeding. It shows his fucking bleeding. So he got waxed for the first time ever. And then he's just saying whatever, like, just say whatever comes to you. I want to see a commentary track like that where it's just like, yeah, this is part with,

so Steve like improvised all this garbage. None of it was good. And we just had to just complete shit. We thought about just recasting him for this scene alone. And we thought that might have been funny. of itself, but we were just kind of, we didn't have the budget. We let him, we let him give us everything we had, anything he had, and none of it was

even remotely good. Sorry about that. Just shitting all over it. Completely chitting out of him. I love the idea of like a movie commentary track just shitting all over the movie that they just sold to you. Just like, yeah, we built this out of fucking garbage. That's not even really Heath Ledger.

She was already dead. We actually did this entirely with AI. Wow They were like Fucking out The usual Usual suspects or whatever With completely with AI

Like we actually just gave this to a fucking dog And He just typed it out And we just thought it was good enough So he just ran with it We put Kevin Spacey on board And then the rest was history I'm gonna go to the bathroom

And then he just leaves And they never comes back It's like a stream Yeah it's like a stream It's like a Hassan camp Oh my God Hassan being I need Hassan

to be in a movie and then he does commentary tracks it would be fucking amazing so I went to work out for a bit I walked my dog fuck the fucking populist left What do you mean? What is what's the what?

What do you mean fucking leave That clip is hysterical to me though man Like the auto tuned him getting angry of people because I think that was like he was streaming something like seriously political or something yeah he was on the same day as like a state of play or whatever so people were like what did you see the state of play is like if you're here for

the state to play fucking leave fucking leave and it's like auto tuned so it just sounds insane that's good I gotta see that clip ago it is a good clip it is a good funny anyway uh anyway love the show and I've been a fan since the great sleepy cast migration I don't know when that was we have a lot of sleepy cabin people yeah I see in the recommend it's like

People also listen to What the fuck are you saying? Only had two people from a sleepy cast, right? I'm saying audience. Like the sleepy cab is also true though. Died. Yeah. And then they're like, hey, there's something relatively similar.

I mean, fucking that. Zachary. Zach was the first guest. It makes sense. I don't even know if his name's actually Zachary. It's, it's, I know some to some because like I've, there's a guy. There's a person.

I know a person named John and his name is John. Oh, like not Jonathan? No, I know people like that too. I know John's that are actually Johnies. I think John Jones is that. My name's just Chris actually. John and J-O-N. John Jones.

I know that's not true, but J-O-N is his name. It's not even Jonathan. It's just J-O-A. I could be completely wrong. Is it John beat my wife Jones? Is it John? I've failed more drug test than probably almost

any other person in the league and it's actually a object to be an acronym. J-O-N stands for jerking off now. That's badass. Jerk off. Nubelish lady. Jerking off now Jones. I think he's a really talented fighter, but I think it's, oh, God.

Yeah, I just feel like his, you know, he couldn't have gotten over the edge because a lot of his fights were a lot closer than people remember. So I feel like the PED. A great example is Chale Sunnan being juiced up the gills. He was an obvious cheater, and he's the only person that's been objective about it and honest. And he was like, guys, I was so sauced up. And John Jones was so much stronger than me. I'm like, I know what you're on, sir. I know what's going on here.

Wait, let me finish. You just finish the wrong. Yeah, we don't even get it. Your podcast is the only one, is the only one that truly appeals to my absurd, immature sense of humor, keep doing what you do, you do full bastard.

I appreciate that, man. Yeah, it's cool. I like that, uh, it's so funny because like, it's such a weird mix because we talk about politics kind of seriously. Sometimes. And then it just gets a fucking stupid shit.

This half of the show is completely alien to the first out. Jack off what? What was it again already? Jerking off now. Jerking off now. No, that's what I call music. Featuring jerking off now. And this piece,

doing like the going to be. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's just penis music. Penis music made me laugh so hard the first time I heard. It is, it is the only music that I have laughed at

that didn't have like a joke or a punchline. I think it does. No, but it is the punchline to a joke that no one's telling. It's such a weird, like, I play that shit around Lillian. Understanding why it's called Pee. The

The setup is like... The setup is that it's called penis music and the punchline is hearing. It's just pressing play. It's just pressing play. I've never heard music that makes you want to shit. No, I don't want to hear that. Is that like the...

Like that the sludge kind of like... Like whenever like a fat, ugly dog is on screen. It's like... It's like gargling synthesizers. It's the kind of sounds that make your stomach move so you digest. So you have to shit. You ever heard that song, I Can't Stop?

Bram, brum, brum, brum, brum, brum, like, it's like that. Oh, yeah. Well, Kanye, this is something like the Holocaust. I can't stop. I'm talking about that. In the dumbstep. When everybody stopped making real music and they're like, I can get rich just making toilet sounds.

That show is dope. I tell you every day, I am gay. Oh, I am so fucking gay. I'm fucking gay. I'm little Nazax. I am gay Did I mention that I'm gay Everybody knows I'm gay

But did you know it too Fucking cock A Fucking ass A Fucking butts I am real gay I think industry maybe

Fucking blacks That's like a fucking Beat is fucking Like a great song It's a great song Yeah Except for Jack Carlos

Harlow Yeah I'm straight I'm straight He's gay but I'm straight I'm straight I'm fucking I'm really gay

I'm like Construed I'm not him Don't call me that I would love that I would love that I would be freaking out of the track I'm so good

I'm not I'm not I don't say that I'm doing it with him but I am straight if I love women I love women I love women I love women And then it cuts back to a little nods Bram bram brim bram brim Bro

What the fuck? What was that a What the fuck a Anyway Let's get some more questions here It's a good song You don't call I produced it I'm big home.

What? Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. Jordan Skeetersen. It's like, damn. I like that. He says, would you guys, would you guys ever consider going to Australia to go on cold ones?

Yes. Or invite them to L.A. to be on the snark tank. That would be, I mean, they're not doing that. They're not doing that. But if I absolutely go to. If I haven't talked to Max in a while, I don't think I've ever spoken to them.

I've only DM'd with them a couple times. But if I was ever, if I ever had the opportunity to go on cold ones, I would absolutely do it. I just don't think I'm high profile enough to do. that, mainly because I just haven't made anything in a while. I have one interaction

with Max Mofo? Only one. And I don't remember why I replied, I replied with so I Super, I don't know if he shared a picture of Super Mario with his balls out or something. I don't remember. That sounds about right.

All I know is that I took the photo and I stretched it like to make his balls way bigger like I just stretched it and And then he reacted. That's the only reaction I had. I've never talked to him. Yeah.

I like, I haven't, I haven't watched every single episode of the show or anything, but I've seen a couple episodes. And that's a solid view. It's a great premise. I love the idea. I think they're really,

they're funny. They're fun. I love the ones where they like, where they, they do like, they just pay for a bunch of cameos or they, they pay a bunch of fiber people to do like crazy shit. Yeah.

Those are the best. Those are really good. They're funny. I like them. I just, I'm so out of contact with a lot of YouTube because I just haven't been active there. I've been more in the podcast space.

Could you, I guess we could, but the thing is like, the thing also, yeah, is that I kind of like, flying to Australia is a lot for me. It's a lot of hours.

I don't, I get five hours into a flight, I'm really itching. Like, I'm really, like, I'm at my limit. Really?

Yeah. I have, like, I don't, I'm not good, I'm not claustrophobic, really, but it scales the longer,

like, five hours in like a coffin I'm you know I'm stressing the fuck out I'm fucked in a coffin And so like The idea that's small The idea that's gonna open a coffin

It's gonna come gonna fall out Because I'm jacking off the whole time Eventually the coffin's like Fucking bulging and gross Like what's wrong Then boom It breaks out I'm like

Oh Yeah I came in there a lot No dude I I'm I've been thinking about because again, we don't have a manager or anything set up.

We don't have agents. We're too gay to set that up. It really is just a... I was actually, you know, I was just finally thinking about... Whoa! What if I crushed that? What if I crushed your balls? I think...

I feel like the show was over. You think you would quit over that? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI,

coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed?

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And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. I think it's also funny the idea of just digging in someone's pants.

Like everybody's talking, everybody's having a conversation. You start digging in their growing. Just quickly molesting it. Digging a groin. You suck it and suck it. It just a little bit. No, no, no, no, no. Suck it.

But you're like, you're like digging like you're looking for change. Like, like you change. How do you come back from that? Sorry, man. I was just looking for change. I was looking for. My bad.

My bad. I thought I saw a dollar in your fucking underwear. My bad, dude. I thought I saw the outline of a dollar. As you were. Have you seen that like, as you were? Have you seen that, oh, homeless Asian guy that hangs around CBS? No, CBS.

And, uh, and, Ralph's. Oh, no. I mean... You ever see that guy? I gotta be honest with you. I go to these places in like a zone. Like where I'm kind of on autopilot. This guy's hard to miss because he's a little aggressive.

He's like nice but also aggressive and he usually has a sign. He's... He's a sign that just says money. And it's like, you've got to try harder than that, dude. No, I respect that. Do you need or do you have it? I'm going to give him 50 bucks. I get him some money.

I love that. He's like... He's like angry all the time too So he just says money And I'm like You're not gonna get me money I don't donate money I don't donate people skills

Yeah I don't donate I already forgot my point Of bringing him up Okay well great yeah We were just talking Oh never mind yeah I was good yeah go ahead

Yeah anyway like the flight to The flight to Australia is kind of hard for me 17 hours on a plane Layovers included I don't mind a layover if it's that long The thing to me is like the idea of getting off a plane to me means the journey is over. And so the idea of like getting off a plane only to get back on one immediately, like it's just

like, it would be like your safe crashing or something. And then you got to go like all the way back. I don't mind. I've already, dude, I've had the worst experience right. You've flown already to Europe. I've never flown outside of country. I was in for first, I had a layover for 17 hours in Canada one time. And here's the thing.

It was during COVID time where Canada was locked down. So me as an American, I couldn't just, I couldn't go. And then all they had was $400 fucking hotels. I almost paid for it. And I was like, no, I refuse. Do you slept in the airport? I slept in the airport. I was fucking awful.

I've done that before you. I've missed up airport. I'll kill myself. I want to kill myself. It's not that bad. I can't, I guess for 17 hours. That's a while. I want to kill myself.

I can't come to piece like that. It's hard. I can't relax while I'm near planes or in planes. I've definitely slept. I've definitely slept at airports. before like 100% when I woke because I remember like there was a flight that I had to take at like 4 a.m. or like 5 a.m. the next day and nobody could take me at that time or like a couple hours before so I just like went there like at like 11 the previous night.

Yeah. And then I just kind of like slept. I didn't even go through security. I slept like in the like before security and then I went through. But I don't have the chakra. Because I think security doesn't open until a certain point. So like it's like fuck. I got it like,

it was really annoying. It was like, I got there like, it wasn't 11. I'm missing the time specifically, but it was like a really awkward time. Well, you're gonna have to do it.

Anyway, yeah, I would go, I would go. If they offered me to go to, if they wanted me to go to Australia, I would definitely go to Australia. I would go to London again,

maybe, but even that dude, I was at the end of my rope for that flight. We're going to Australia. I was at the end of the flight, I was literally like hysterical almost. Prepare yourself.

I mean, all you need is Xanax. That's literally, I'm like I'd be too nervous and I won't be able to fall asleep still. I disagree. You underestimate how nervous I can get. You've never had an addict before, so.

I've never sold it. I've never used it. You never dipped in your supply. Anyway, we're going to read the names who are $25 up patrons now. Thank you all for, I don't know, this is a weird episode. Thank you for popping in.

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Shop as well for merch. We got some shirts over there. I think I'm going to work. I think I'm going to try and make that a... What was it? Till 38. It's in the... It's in the...

Whatever. Single by 35, dead by 38. That's fucking badass. We got all these fucking millennial... No, I think I just want words. Yeah. Well, just the word thing. So, like, all these dumb-ass millennial

fucking idiot women won't buy them. They're not... Dumbass. millennial idiot women. They got a bi-foss? It sounds like a show that, like, FX would produce.

They would. Stupid bitches. Dumbass. Yeah, stupid bitches the show. They would. It's a show like girls or something or like, what was the weird?

Yeah, broad city. That's the one I was thinking of. I was going to say the show that they had Hillary Clinton on. Oh, God. Yeah, she was on there? Yeah, she was on Broad City. It made me hate that show.

Oh, wow. I think the show was actually funny. Was that the show with the cat diddings? No, that's two broke broads or something. Two broke bitches. That's two poor sluts. What is it? That's two impovered sluts.

That's two impovered hordes. What is it? Two impoverished whores? Two broke girls. Okay, sorry. So it's actually, those words are even at the ballpark. Those words are so interchangeable.

Two destitute sacks. So it's actually called two broke girls? Yeah, yeah. It's the fucking Broad City then. Who's Brought City? The one that was on Comedy Central with that Jewish girl. I forgot her name. Sarah Silverman?

No. Not that one. She's the only, Yeah, yeah. She's the only female Jewish comedian. She's the only, like, the only female Jewish comedians, right? Oh, yeah, I guess. She's a Nebo baby, though, technically, right?

Of course. I mean, that. That's why she's not funny at all. Like this, I've never heard her say one. I'm charitable. I'm pretty charitable, too. And she's not funny. Melissa McCarthy, I think, is also not that funny, but, like, I've seen her be funny.

She's had moments, yeah. Yeah. Elizabeth McCarthy can be funny. She's had moments. She can be funny if she's given the right material, but like, I've never seen Amy Schumer funny in anything. I think it's funny. The joke is that she is famous. Yeah.

That's funny. Yeah. And it's very surprised. It is not surprising. And understand when I say that is that I believe this because women are less. It sucks because Amy Schumer validates a lot of the pride. I want there to be no, I want there to be no confusion about where I stand on the issue of misogyny, which is that I supported wholeheartedly. I fully support you.

So you're aware of it, right? Aware of what? Misogyny. What's that? Masaging is kind of cool, man. Is that not a dish? It works. It's cool, but it's not a lot of damage to men, too, that men just don't understand.

It's really interesting. Yeah. It's really interesting. If the internet didn't exist, massaging would be fine. No. It would be healthy. No, I think that's a crazy thing to say. I know the sentiment that you're, I understand what I think you're trying to say.

I disagree with everything about that. I think it would be a healthy dose. Because because the internet. gathers people together. And so like, it's like, it's like the same concept of like a village idiot.

Yeah. We're like, it was okay to have a village idiot. But because the internet exists, now the village idiots have gathered together and formed village idiot land. Yeah. And they have their own like village idiot constitution.

And like, you know, and they're like kind of like, and they, they egg each other on and their cycle of like, oh, we're proud of how stupid we are actually.

Yeah. So I know what you're saying in the sense of like, I know what I'm saying is retarded, but you, You get it. The town misogynist would be like, oh, how quirky. Yeah, but what happens is that the town misogynist, a lot of the towngoers grew with the time.

They don't have to call to say it. But there's still not enough to build a city. No, I, now there's the fucking manosphere. No, no, I think there was enough to build the city. But I think the problem was people weren't and have the balls to be a part of the city. We should build like a rap. Now they're a part of it. And they're like, I'm fine with it.

I'm a fine thinking my wife should not be able to get an abortion after she gets raped. And it's like, oh, oh, oh, ah. How do you feel about my idea? Could you? He was not. Could you repeat that one more time? We should build a rapture for him. A rapture for him is out of sitting underwater just full of people who hate women.

But they all become gay eventually. Do they have, clearly, is it like exact replica? Does it have all the bells and whistles that? It is rapture exactly down to the economic despair. And the mutations and demons running around. They have the mutations and the big daddy. Yeah, it actually starts off with the demons too. So it's like we're going to import some demons.

That's crazy. They will be God moment. In a moment. What may get funny is that most of them will try to challenge this stuff too. You're like, I'm not afraid we've got to go do this. And a big daddy would come and step on one of them. What's so scary about a big daddy? and then they get drilled.

Like immediately. Dude, I remember that was such a striking image when I, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the CGIi, Bioshock trailer where the guy just gets a drill thrown through his fucking stomach is like one of the most,

like, that was like, whoa, we're here. The picking off the shotgun scene is always going to be a memorable one for me. So I'm like,

oh, there's a shotgun. Everything's so good, man. Anyway, I guess we just won't read the names. Bye. Lillie should play that game.

I think you should play a game for it. Lily would not be able to go back. Lily can't play first person games, I get, I bet. Dude, I want to play Resident Evil when she can't do it. I'm like, honey, stop being some fucking... She can't play Resident Evil? She can't play Resident Evil?

She can't play a first-person shooter. Resident Evil's so much more graspable. Why can she play Resident Evil? She panics at every interaction. Like, every single interaction with a zombie is a panic from her. So do co-op with her in five. When it comes out again, yeah. No, she's still panic.

She doesn't have, like... You can just take up a slack. That's, I hope I can still. I don't know. I'm sure. Do you, it's that, Reddenable 5 is just like, it's not panicked, I don't remember panicking that game. It's not a magnitude for me because of the fact that it's fun.

No, the chainsaw guy scared me. I've panicked another gate. Please help. Oh yeah, just read the names. Three, yeah, let's go. Two, one. Kingston pulling a dog's legs. See, they do stretch.

Rowan Mecky, the dead spider. I put a mortar launcher on the boot of a Fiat Ponto. Neil DeGrasse Tyson explaining gravity to a falling child. You're being pulled eerily towards a giant mass in the center of the planet. Isn't it crazy how the ground will pull you? You're being moved inward. So you see, because... He's tumbling off a bridge.

You see, at a certain point, child, what happens is, if something gains mass, it eventually gains an inward pull towards the core of the said thing. So as you're falling right now, the planet is pulling you to her. Technically, the planet's murdering you, child. You're dead. Technically, you're not even falling. You're flying towards what... What the planet really is.

Yeah. You're flying. You're ascending in some way. In Australia, you'd be ascending. That's crazy. Just the wrong. He's just saying wrong shit. I mean, the kids think it's whimsical.

This kid's hit his head on five girders already. He's gone. He's like fucking scent. His face looks like the edge Lego piece. Actually, he's not gone. He's still here, but he has expired. His body remains. His body remains, but his mind is long.

Are you getting my dick stuck by an elephant? trunk, Jesus, delta gamma, easing myself onto an upright Wii remote. It's called a Wii moat, okay? Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building, hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Is it called a Wii moat? Yeah, it's called a Wii moat.

I never even thought about that. Oh, Wamote. If you say Womote, you should be slaughtered in the street. Womote, Womote, Womot, Womte. You should be tared, feathered, retarded, and then fried. That's crazy. How long did you get to do it all that stuff on you? Like, would you be able to, like, endure it,

get out the friar. You'd suffocated in the tar the first second you got the tar on you. Good point. Like when you hold your breath, you're like, you're getting fried, you're like, you're like, you didn't hail a feather and then you die from that. The idea of somebody getting out of the friar and then they crack out and then like, that was crazy. It was really hot in there for a little bit. I endure because you tarred me twice, you fucking idiot.

I read historically that happened in a feudal Japan to Gorman, the thief. They fried him? They fried him? Yeah, so you got deep fried in oil. He literally, but he, he, he, uh, he, he cracked the seal somehow. He endured? Yeah, he did. He was like,

he was holding his son above his hands. He was like, one piece, and he jumped out of the fucking... Okay, well, we're out. What? Well, I'm done, I'm done. I quit the show. That's cool. I mean, you can just keep saying it. I like that.

One piss. You brought water there? What's this pussy doing? He's kind of It tastes like soap. What? These gummy bears? Why are you eating gummy bears?

I think they put soap in them. It's probably one of those soap gummy bears. It kind of tastes like it. Weird. Cilancho gummy bears. I fucked him so hard. I made that booty queef. Literally fed this toddler last week.

Why is it still crying? Squimp is bugs. Clamule Esquire, the third. What's up? Why is your corn syrup and sugar in this? Fuck. What the fuck is this? You know what is?

That's like having two archers. it's like you got a really overkill. Yeah, come on, man. It's like how much range do you need? All of it. Who's shooting while the other harder's not shooting? Got Brasian and sugar in it. Wow.

Aspartame and sugar? Can you imagine? Yes. Squimps is bugs, clambulags, quite the third user, Guildmaster creator clash, Match Kingston versus grandmother or Lois. Colin Moriarty,

Swin hating gay Beatles is a sciop to stop King Dad, hitting things with the rock until they stop moving. Shrimp Obama be like, oh let me fry this rice I'm going to kill the president with a mortar kill me or release me parasite but do not waste my time with cock Col and Moriarty

two rats in a trench coat Sam Porter bitches Gaping Faget by Gaping the F slur by Twinkin Park Nice Gaping in my skin What's that What's that song?

Gaping the Esoter would be like Breaking the Habit Thank you Yeah Thank you Thank you I couldn't think of a runaway That's good

I think I just happened to think about it. I could have, I could see myself reading that and be like, what the fuck you're talking about? Uh, imagine dragon, Sween's sweaty taint on Toffee's eyes. Guys, I completely made up the Mr. Crabs molding thing. I didn't know Sweene did that for real. Berserker Beals, big bouncy backside, reckless rhino, the Sloker two, why so derpy? Um, I can only come if someone yanks my balls like a bell ringer. Uh, crabbly shrimpson, pick shalom and the Hanukian and Yahweh Jarobi. You fuck. Uh, Jordan Skeetersen. the beetle fucker 12,577.

The fucker of 12,577 beetles. Domo Nation, the worms bursting out of RFK's face like Diego and Dead Rising 3 while he's on trial. What the fuck is going on with those naked ass wiping bears? Is that a fetish? Derek not chauvin is innocent. Hashtaghyrame. My startup page is cakefarts.org. Round-eyed Asian furiously masturbating when 09 is called at bingo.

069 is called at the bingo hall. Jeffrey Epstein had no client list, according to Trump's Justice Department. Boy, I love living in a country that run by kiddiddlers. Facts. Facts. Ugandan Kingston. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate the geese.

I am not coming on time. I am so excited for my phone. What fun memes await me? I've literally not used it today. I literally not. Yeah, but it took 300-something episodes. I did it the last time either. You don't pay attention.

You only show me using it. Well, there wouldn't be. you to show if you how dare you blame me for that's crazy that's crazy Chris how dare you assert that I use my phone it's your fault for showing me using exactly people wouldn't know I used the phone if you didn't show me

using the phone this is your fault I have to show me I'm worth sharing a shot that's crazy man this is all your fault is good stuff do you know I'm gay I rip my wife's shirt and sheat my bed I shoot my bed every day. I kick dogs for fun.

I don't do that. That parquet, now you're lying. Well, I said a bunch of truths and that. So what would be more likely? I just made up that random lie or that like they're all true. Yeah. You lied just now. Maybe.

I don't kick dogs. That's too far. Checkmate. Checkmate. Check me, liberal. Yeah. Check me liberal. Check me liberal.

I fucking got you. If God's not real, why by such a stupid fucking bitch, huh? It turns out Sweeney is kicking dogs. songs. Why is he doing that? What's going on? What's making him do this? I feel like Tarkalson. They say we don't care. We do. I thought if he sat on a mine and it went off, he'd be fine. What? What? You thought of a mine is. Do you know what a mine is? Yes. I'm very aware. Damn, he sat on a mime. I said mine. I know. Slammy. That mimes is a silent like. Do you think you, you think of a mime was sitting on a chair and you sat on the chair? Do you You think it would, okay, so he...

Would you be able to act on the mind? Would you be floating above it? No, I was, well, I was gonna say, would he just slip into your colon and kind of wear you? Or would you, like, kind of sit on his lap? These are the questions. It all depends on what the mime is doing.

Yeah. You know? The mime can do whatever it wants. The mind is some of the most powerful beings in the universe. If a mime is his powers on his dick, will the dick become invisible than whatever he wants it to be? Basically.

Gay actor Michael Douglas. Gay actor Michael Douglas, you got that dog in you while I'm in a dog. We ain't the same. Blonde, blue-eyed German man, trading Chris's feet picks for Fent. Hey man, do what you got to do. For Fent, nice.

For Fent in all. Dude, this fucking car kicks fucking ass and I can watch fucking Madagascar while I'm fucking driving. Did you know that? Whoa. Oh, yeah. Getting motion sickness from Earth's rotation.

That's your go. Your friend. From Earth rotation? More. Cook. You should probably die. You're a cook. You know, like, oh, I was so sick.

Like, can we slow down? It would never go away. It would never go away. I got bad news for you, but we, not only can we never slow down ever, but if we do, you're not equipped for this. If we do, you're cooked. Saying Vilveda with the hard R like Velveter, uh, Thugzilla 2000 versus Medicaid guts. GTA is four swing set glitch. I just got so lightheaded.

I don't know why. Because I've only had coffee today. Oh. On some gummies? No. That sounds coffee and gummies. That's like basically like our diet when we were driving across the country. It was like these weird like Gatorade hydration gummies and Red Bull.

On some Mario brother shit after the bill passed. I know I read that like a borderlands character. We had the Star Tank support all action. made by Iran Iran. Iran. Glory be to the Ayatola. Jack W.F.M.

Fuck Toyota the lame cons winning every every rally this year and fuck that French freak Oguier. Piss troughs are absolute barbarism.

All my sexes are with men and that's why I hang my hat on his weenie by George Gay. Nice. Don't disrespect essay and the big

fundamental. I don't know what that means. Big meaty stinks. Canola Joe slid into Epstein's cell like a T-1000. He had a whole minute. He did. He had a whole minute to sneak in there. What's going on? Naked Fishing League. NFL sponsored by

Ford F-150. Dandy Andy, leader of the Spider-Fucker Party, bisexual green goblin. Kingston's internal monologue sounds like Jar Jar JARBanks. Heath eating truck stop sushi on the regular. Gids, Brave, brave man to be doing that. I wouldn't do Still alive, eh?

Yeah, still alive. As the song from Portal, his intestines are hilarious. His intestines are actually just a straight line. Oh, there's no build up, no time. Oh. I have to shit so fast. That's so sad. That's how we were designed.

That's so sad. There's just your stomach and then align straight to your colon. That's crazy. You don't digest. You get so thin, though. You probably. look really interesting. No time to absorb anything.

You would be dead. You get no nutrients. Sweeney, a certified rog. Fuck Israel on Tel Aviv. I said fuck him too. Please listen to Big Dick Randy by Digbar. All right. Who we sent

into Israel, Spawn or Punisher? Spawn would be hilarious. Punisher would be really unfortunate. Punisher is probably just an IDF, to be honest. Lillies, brothers, sisters. I don't know. Is that? Castle, it was Castleberg

Actually. I can't even express how little I believed what I just said. I literally just said it for words. It's not Castle, it's Castlestein actually. Castlestein. Frank Castlestein is fucking crazy. They're Devilstein. That's crazy. Oh my God.

It's crazy. All right. Lily's brother steers with the car's radio knobs. Kevin Durant's feet, lots and lots of snakes on planes. Fuck you got I paying my TV license bits of Mr. Pants. Minnesota sports are the most cursed. Fuckface Unstoppable. Cardboard pie.

I replaced my R's and my darned ram with W's. And now my engine sounds like take on me. Nigard Ziggard. Niggard zigard zigard. Scott stabbing young lad. The hidden genius of calling people I don't like the N-word or retrospective video essay. Just cut Sweeney's pay already. Howling Dark.

Obi-Wan be like, there are no pitophiles here. That's insane. There is, we are not the pedophiles you're looking for. Epstein was a great guy. Epstein was just misunderstood. Okay, carry on. Oh, damn, I didn't think about it that way. The freaking, the trooper opens his mouth so hard it breaks the helmet and then shoots himself in the back of it.

He calmly takes his helmet on and sets it aside. Fucking blast three shots. He gets three trigger pulls. He gets three shots through his head. If we rode Star Wars, that's how. That's how exactly. That would be the first shot in the last. last shot.

You're going to kill yourself. I would love... You don't have anything to live for. I would love to rewrite Star Wars. That'd be funny. Do what must be done. That's like I shaman. Rewriding the Star Wars.

All of them. We're writing all nine of them in one episode, probably. I have no... I have no qualms about doing that. I think we could do it. I think you do the trilities. I've only seen one of these. I'm just kidding.

I think I've seen them all. Maybe. I would love to rewrite the prequels. I think I've actually only not seen the second movie of the prequels. I think that is technically the worst one. I think I haven't seen that one either, actually. Taka clones?

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know anything from it. I think I might know from like osmosis, but like I don't know anything from it. That's the one where, uh, is that the one where Kiggar-McLoclevish shows up. Yeah. Doesn't sound unsurprising. There's one where, uh, general, uh, grievous has sex with, uh, Obie.

Grevis is in that one. That's a good one. Obi-Trice? Yeah. Yeah, he has sex. Grievous isn't in two. Huh? Grievous isn't an episode,

two. He's only in episode three. How do you know that? I've seen all of them. I know we more about Star Wars than I should, unfortunately. Not unfortunately, I love Star Wars. Sweeney and Kanye for president of 2020.

Oh, really? Do you play it again? Yeah, the game's amazing. Goon Devil, the man without come. Hammering my dick flat to grind smithing levels. I call it Excalibur now. I ate dick, dick, fruit, and now I'm gay.

Peter Lorry. fish battle. Adam ruins everything, but it's a super atom bomb striking the North Coast of America. The North Coast. Just Canada. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell,

host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that.

Pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive.

Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first, experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed

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They actually take his skin off. It's actually his dandruff. You should get really hard and fuck that until it's like a nice powder. Coffee and one pringle. That's what I had today. It's a nice powder. It's a nice powder.

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Which is awesome. You know, our FDA's sick. The fats are getting awoke. No. If you have more than 100 per serving, then you have to list it. Otherwise, it says, you put zero. You ever look the serving size of like cereal? How, how much?

It's insane. Quick little kiss. You get a spoonful. Oh, what a great serving. It's insane, dude. A bowl of cereal is psychotic, actually. I usually have like a third of the bowl. You know, it's a good thing.

I ate in a cup now if I'm having cereal. A mug. A mug is a great, a great doling. A wide mug would work. I just can't, like, I can't get to the... A wide mug, so a bowl. Yeah. Essentially, that's what I'm saying.

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The pictal chat. Oh, pickto chat. Oh, uh, fucking, uh, gamer game being mentioned on law and order. What? Oh, the long order gamer game again is with Logan Paul. Logan Paul is the perpetrator. He was in that one. He was the Gamergate.

Yeah, he got shot in it. He fell off a roof, right? Yeah, no, I know. Icey shoots him. Icey shoots Logan Paul in that episode. Shut up, Logan Paul. Shut up, Logan Paul. I got news for you.

I'm Ice-T and I'm going to shoot you in the neck and head. Boy Blake. He shoots him and drags it up to his head and shoots it. I think he said game over. I think you improvised that, but I think you're right that he says that. He probably did. It was like that chick when she first got assaulted in the bathroom. What happened?

gamers. They leveled up. Yeah. I was like, brother. Such a classic. Why would you, no one would say that after getting raped? People really need to go back.

Like, look, there's a lot of, look. They leveled up. She looks on the camera. There's a lot of, there were a lot of nefarious idiots that were a part of Gamergate in retrospect, obviously. But like, holy shit. That episode of Loan Order was so unhinged.

It's insane. They leveled up. Dude, it's, look, if Gamergate was like a war, like the pro people, the people that were on the surface actually talking about ethics and stuff and trying to hold them accountable. Hard loss.

Like the worst slaughter in any war ever. Because there is no mention in pop culture that even people like that existed. Right, yeah. None, zero. Because I hear about Gamergate everyone once in off and stuff. You know what the thing is? The people who believed in it for that reason.

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And so when it ended, they were like, oh, okay, good. Because I remember when Kataku updated their, I can't remember what the term. It's not TOS, but it's like there's... Whatever. There was some kind of thing. It was like ethics, like an ethical standard somewhere. Right, right. There was an abbreviation that I can't remember at this point.

Yeah. But when they updated and they were like, yeah, we shouldn't actually have people who are tied to certain games reviewing them. That's actually not a good thing. Yeah. You should recuse yourself or whatever. And they updated those and I'm like, oh, good. Yeah. That's literally all that I want it.

Then I just, I moved on. The regular people. And so a lot of people that I know who were into it for that reason. reasonably stopped once it got to the point where it's like oh a lot of the concerns are kind of addressed even if not everything the fact that there was progress made at all

but the people who stayed with anybody who has gamer getting their bio today in like 2025 you are should you should probably I don't want to say you should die because like I don't but I'm not going to not say that necessarily I'm not going to whatever close enough they should be hurt

it's like a crazy like it's indicative of like you are not fit Can you stop making noises into the mic? That'd be cool. Yeah, that'd be really epic. Fucking asshole. No, no, no, no. But so because those people moved on and they don't care,

all you're left with are these people. And they've been the, it's kind of like, it would be like a one piece was just after season one was just like all Gamer Gators. And it's like, at a certain point, you'd be like, there's no record of a sane one piece. You know what I mean? Because most of it just becomes insane. It is very true.

I understand that it's just so disappointing that in everything. Because I see a lot of content that they'll briefly mention it because they talk about, oh, what was the catalyst for some of the most toxic online culture when it comes to, like, young men? And so they'll point to Gamergate a lot. Yeah. And I understand what they're saying because I know there was that underground shit that I never. Unfortunately, I was fucking ignorant to. I wish I would have known.

Well, why would you think that also? Yeah. Like it just seems like an insane thing to think. Yeah. Back then. It is. I just didn't. I didn't, I just can't believe, like, I didn't know people like Ethan Ralph existed in 2014. But he was doing his thing around that time. And it's just like, there were always people in like a CD underbelly, but I figured like there's always those people. There is. And unfortunately, like, I just didn't take it seriously. That now is that's what it is. And that's all it was. Yeah, but I also, yeah, but I also didn't think people would like, pick it like, like, those people would like pick it up once it was done and then just continue to you. That's so crazy to me. That would be like if you were like, if there were people still arguing for like, like, like, we got to get Firefly season two. Like,

but you die, please. Nathan Philly is like six. You're not getting, like, what are you doing? He's a green lantern, though. They didn't make Nathan Philly, Nathan Drake. I'm like, yeah, well, you know. He's too old. Do you see his eight?

Yeah. He did that fan film that was pretty good, but like, it's good because it's a fan film. Like, he's too old to be Nathan Drake. Yeah. Unfortunately. Even in that fan film from like a decade ago. He would have been good in like the 2000s.

Yes. He would have been a good Nathan Drake before Nathan Drake. existed. Yeah. But by the time he's a great he's a great he's a great fit

he has a gold tooth and everything and I'm like oh my fucking God I'm excited to see it I'm curious about it I think it's gonna be sweet I haven't gotten tickets yet

though Gay Gardner don't problem that why he's not gay nobody cares about guy you know he's supposed to be the first green lantern on earth

it was supposed to be him but then he's such a piece of shit yeah he's such a shitheaded went to Hal instead yeah that is hilarious yeah it's a shit head I chose some of that.

That is insane. Something that chooses your character. That's what's so funny because it's a thing that's based solely off your character. And it's like, you suck so bad. We're not giving it to you. We're going to get it to a black guy before you. How did it in the first place? Because what his name died?

Tomar Ray? Tomar Ray. Tomar Ray. Tomar Radling's the dad. He dies. And then he's near How Jordan. And the thing, the rent is like, I'm going to go to. No, he sucks.

And he just goes to Hal. It's like. Hal. What is their last name in Malcolm in the middle? How Sparks? How, middle? how sparks are they sparks

is not malcolm sparks is not balcum sparks is not dewy sparks it's frances sparks how how sparks is the guy in the in the elevator with spider man i think literally actually i didn't know that was his name it's like no it's like the knowing joe chill

like in batman it's way crazier than knowing joe chill i think is it in fact way crazier than knowing because that character doesn't show back up again in the series ever really. Also, that character isn't real. Like, he's not even in the source material in any way she reports.

I just, he's just in the movie. Fair, fair, fair. Oh, no, he's the same guy kills him still. But like, you don't talk to him ever. Hal Sparks. But you don't talk to the guy ever, no. It's never like, what's your name, sir? I'd like to know about you.

It's like, no. Guys, seriously, this is a serious question. What the fuck is the Malcolm in the middle's last names? Malcolm. Malcolm. I actually don't know. To be fair, like, I've never seen Malcolm in the middle. Oh, it's a good show, man.

It's a funny show. I believe that. It's one of those things where, like, I've never come across it on like a streaming service or, you know what I mean? Dude, oddly enough. I would probably watch it if I didn't. No, there's something wrong. You're actually to bring that up. It is not like, it's never advertised.

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it's an old son. It's a, it's a, there's Wilkleson, yeah. Ficklson. I never would have. The Wilkerson family,

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Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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So butterfly jumping is like, it's a halo trick that people used to, use to break. out of the map. And so what it is is like you'd stand in like a corner and then somebody would stand on top of you. And then they would jump and melee them but like cancel the melee. So you wouldn't do damage to them, but you would fly up. And then because you're higher up, they'll jump over, they'll jump on your head. And then you just do the same thing and you can get real high.

I love Halo 2, dude. It worked in all of it. It worked in Halo 3 too. That's what happens when you put physics in a game. Dude, I love video game physics like that because it's straight up, you know the troll physics memes where like you'd put like, it would be like a guy with like a, he'd be sitting in a metal car and you'd have a fishing rod and a magnet point it forward and it would just like, it was a perpetual motion. Like you didn't need gas anymore because you just magnet the car forward with a fishing line. Yeah. That shit works in Halo games.

That's so dangerously stupid. It's so fucking awesome. It's like, if you were plugging the outlet into itself, plugging the power cable onto the outlet. And it's like, what? you're plugging, it should be perpetual energy and it's like, no. It's not getting energy from anywhere. People doing it looks so funny because it's just like they're

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the old recordings are kind of weak the old original singer kind of sucks his screams are awful this would be a very good cover to do I'll do it sometime this year well the band's like oh we re-recorded the entire record it's way better now I was like oh well there's no point to do it anymore there's no fucking point to do it because

I mean yeah yeah So they're going constantly up. It's so insane. I love that it works. How do people figure that shit out, man? It's just anytime you give people a fun playground to fuck around and it'll do it. By mistake, they'll figure it out. That's what bother me about Halo Infinite is that like there's no collision on players so you can't do that anymore.

Yeah. I think they added it back in when they realized like, oh, that's actually kind of core. It's insane. I wish that game was, that game was. That game's a fun game to play. It's not a fun game to keep playing. Honestly, it's a great game. It's just like, you know, they,

they fucked it up in a lot of ways. But whatever. Who cares? Xbox is dead, so it doesn't matter. Yeah. One fish, two fish, red fish, yeah.

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