The Snark Tank - #341: How Is Zordon Fat?

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

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For a couple of nits. Okay. You got it? I'm fucking gay. We can't fucking have the lighting changing from the outside interferences. Yeah, we can't be that unprofessional. Yeah. We take our lighting very seriously, sir.

I actually, I keep forgetting because I want to get a, I want to get a couple. Yeah. It was the reason why I've been like, I was like, oh, I'm going to wear my sunglasses. until I do this. Yeah, yeah, because we have a light blasting directly. It looks so dingy in here now. It's like, it's, I'm absorbing it so much. And I'm like, oh, my eyes hurt after I'm done.

Does it, does it reflect weird after, because of the, your glasses and shit? Well, at least I got a little bit of blocking stuff in here. So it's not as strenuous. That's the biggest thing. It's just like, you know, that much light in your face for like a few hours. It just drained your eyes and you get tired. Yeah, what I do except my, my, I put my screen. at like max brightness on my computer

and then I put my eyes right up against the screen. You know what I don't? I don't remember because we all dealt with having no, you know how you have all the dark modes on everything now? I just, I was just wondering how the fuck did, how did I live without this? Because everything was just white backgrounds,

pretty much every website. And now whenever I'm kind of crazy. Whenever I go on a white background now, I'm like, oh. The only black background sites I remember, like when I was younger, were like Pornhub and Red Tube.

Those are only like dark background. The porn sites were always. Well, except for like X, X and X and X videos and like Hamster. X videos and Hampster. I think were. They were always bright. They were right. X, Hamp.

Is it, wait, is it just hamps? I think it's X hamster. I remember the Hats. I never got that though. Like, why is the hamster? I never questioned that. I was like, I'm just here to find porn and get out of you. I'm just here to find porn.

I feel you. I'm dropping in. I'm going to put in what I'm looking for. There's that blue one. too or it's XNXX or something. That's the blue one. And I'm just like, why is this blue? That's the one that I don't think I ever used that one. There was one I knew about X bunker, X, X, X, X, X bunker. And that one was like green and yellow. It was like, what the fuck is what was the one? Welcome to StarTank podcast. No. Don't welcome.

No, no welcome. Trying to talk about porn, man. I just want to start before I forget it. It's me, it's me Chris. It's him, uh, Kingston, I think. And then it's him, Derek. Look, look, it's us. Start tank, uh, Patreon.com slash snarktank. Shop for merch. Final Fantasy Autistic and Afraid A bunch of other stuff over there Go over there Or I hate to say this again

But some of you aren't getting the message Because you're not going over there If you don't go over there We'll kill you It's really simple It's like simple as that It's not a threat It's a promise

And you can't legally It's not illegal to make promises Yeah They changed the Yeah they changed A Final Fantasy shirt Huh? I got her a final fantasy shirt

That was funny It is a good It is a good shirt. Lily, a Final Fantasy shirt. Oh, you actually got her? Yeah. She was like,

I want a Final Fantasy shirt. And I was like, you don't even know who that is. She's like, yeah, that's, that's, that's wind, right?

And I was like, no, his name is Cloud. She did not say wind. She would have to know his name is cloud for her to be so wrong as to say wind. She knows who Cloud is.

She's not that detached. She lives with me. Unfortunately, she knows who Cloud is. Nimbis. Like, Goku would have been more believable. No,

she knows who Goku is. She's Mexican. No, what I'm saying is like if somebody didn't Call him Goku. If somebody didn't know who that was, they wouldn't say wind. Because it's too clouded Jason.

Yeah. Yeah. That's strados, right? Yeah, that's that's yeah. That's cumulative. It's fucking, uh, what are the memory, the mammary ones.

Do you remember what the, what they just called? The kinds of clouds? Yeah. I know there's stratas. There's a nimbus. There's a, cumulonimbus.

There's a, I don't know if there's, the mammary, because you know, you ever see the ones that are like a bunch of little tits? I've, I don't think they're called mammaries.

They're called something like that. No shot. Absolutely. They're called mammary cloud. There's something like that I just said. It's not exactly. Something like that is crazy. No,

look at it. It's within it. I know there's three kinds of clouds. That would be wild. That would blow my mind. Tid clouds. Let's see what pops. Just clouds.

Look what I was just looking up recently. Mark Goth home improvement. Why? Because I forgot that this happened. Did that happen in the show? Yeah. The youngest son had a. had a goth phase and the reason why it happened is because one of the writers of the show

had a goth son and for him to I guess vent about it you want to shame his son on national TV essentially and then he ran into the writer's son one time on set and he saw him wearing gotcha and he's like I'm sorry man I'm not trying to make fun of you he's like this is uh this is what uh they they may be doing yeah they may be doing i'm literally literally just working right man, I'm sorry. All right, let's see about a tit clouds. I feel like you're not going to find out there. Four kinds of clouds.

There's three kinds of rocks. There's three kinds of rocks. There's only three. There's only three rocks. Mamedus. Mamedus. Yeah, which stems from memory. Memory.

That's crazy. I've never heard of that in my life. What are the kinds of rocks? What other kind of clouds? Yeah, there's another stratos. Yeah, we might as well learn something. Look at them. Tits. There's tits.

I don't want to see. Okay. No, they're just clouds. Tell me the kinds of... Okay. Well, you're like, I don't want to see tics. He was genuinely reassuring you. No, they're just clouds.

It's fine, bro. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, bro. All types. Chill, chill, chill out. I hate when the complete is perfect, it come like, stop. Stop being so predictably perfect sometimes. Yeah, yeah.

Sirius, Columbus, and Stratis. Nimbus. Columbus clouds? Yeah, cumulus. Sorry. Cumulus. Sorry. I read that as Columbus, which makes no sense.

Columbus. Cumulus, Sirius, Stratus, and then Nimbus was added as a special type. Cumulamus isn't a real thing? That's probably both of them together. Yeah, that's what it is, I think. Anyway. Because those are the subtypes.

Anyway, whatever. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. Humol. Nibis. Me, Kingsen and I saw Superman, Derek, is not. So we're not going to talk too deeply about it. But it was great.

It was very fun. It was very good. Very fun movie. I was pleasantly surprised. And that was nice. They handled Guy Gardner, well. I know you're a, you're a, you're a lanternhead. So they, gay Gardner. They handle him well.

Yeah, he's, isn't your favorite lantern? Or is it actually, John? Are you typically, is it just, Guy Gardner is not my favorite? I like Guy Gardner, but he's a, he's a shithead. He's, I like him in the movie. He's good for, he's, he's, he's good for what he's supposed to be. I think he's, it's, I like that there's different personalities. That was my biggest critique of how Jordan were. He just felt kind of like standard boring guy. Yeah, yeah. And, and especially alongside, uh, if you needed, like, a bearer. Barry Allen, a lot of times they were written relatively the same if they ever cross past them. I'm like, what the fuck out of here?

Yeah, them crossing paths is like meaningless because they're the same person. Essentially. Like they just different. It was like color swapped. MCU Ironman and freaking Dr. Strange talk to them, but you guys are just the same nigga, man. Kind of the same nigga. Brilliant, snarky. You're just both talented assholes. Yeah, one's a surgeon basically. The other one's a rocket surgeon, I guess. You guys are the same person. But yeah, I'm excited to see it.

We're probably, I'm going to, she has like a little bit of sick leave, so just take a day off. I think today she just told them that they're, she's finally leaving. And then, yeah, so it's going to be nice to at least her to, because she already got a few interviews and then hopefully it should just be better because, look, man, no shade. No shade. No shade to the Armenians, but damn, brother. No shade. I'm saying it's just, unfortunately, being in this area, is. If you don't speak Armenian, it's hard to get a job. Like, especially in the type of field she works in. She works in a lot of billing and stuff, medical shit.

Yeah, that's going to be a stuff. So they're like, no, you don't speak this. So no. Yeah. How many people speak Armenian? Like 12? It's the least. Kind of a language is that even.

Generally, 1,200, like on the planet. Probably. Like, even if you're Armenian, they probably don't need to speak Armenian. It's been beaten out of them. They speak, uh, what is that? What is that? What do they speak? I don't know, one piece.

They speak, one piece. I mean. Is Armenian or Farsi? It was a two language to Armenian. I'm sure it's, but it's Armenian. Not there. Yeah, they unfortunately don't have their own language. Like, you know, like Belgians and there are certain provinces that got carved out, but they clearly belong to a certain area. It's funny how like everybody over there speaks German and it's like, I wonder why. Point is, point is, uh, Superman's surprisingly good. I recommend it. I think you should, I think it's a genuinely feel good movie. I loved it. I had a great time. I'm probably going to see it again, I think. Just to see how I, submit how I feel about it. Because the first like 20 minutes I was like I don't know how I feel about this. The first 20 minutes I was like, ah, something This is quick. And then it kind of just like, oh, okay, this is great.

My favorite part was when in, The favorite part is when you shut the fuck up. Yeah, that's cool. But my favorite part is when Superman went up to a white man. It was like, you're fucking white and stupid and slapped his dick super powerful. And his dick blew up. And he was like, oh, man, I'm just a straight white man.

He's like, yeah, you are. And he stomped his head flat. Good. Interesting. Their age of your kind is over. I like that trailer that they showed I only saw that Yeah that's it was that big thing about like

They made Superman woke and he's like you know Flying trans women to get abortions or something Did you see a What's the audience name Dean? Dean Withers No no not Dean Winters The guy that played I think it was the Lois and Clark Superman

Oh Dean Kane Dean Kane is that I think it because I was like is it Kane Cause also I get his name confused with It doesn't matter But, like, do you see he tried, he's trying to be relevant. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's just doing going to be woke.

And then people started playing clips from his Superman. Yeah, and it's like incredible. It's actually like, like, the clips from his Superman is unironically like more woke than anything in the new movie. I imagine so. Literally just as woke, if not more. And it's like, dude, why would just like, shut the fuck up. Like, look, there are characters like, I really think I. really like the X-Men and Superman are the worst characters to make this argument for.

Yeah. Because they have generally, with the exception of like Superman who's had like, because he's been a part of like US propaganda for so long. Sure. There's obviously like that famous comic of him like making his face Asian. Hilarious. Dude, that shit is mad. I own that comic. Do you really?

Not the original copy. That's insane. Do you have it framed? I have it in my bedroom. You have that one panel blown up. It should be. It should be. It should be.

It should be. It should be. It is the same. But with the exception of that Like Superman's like core fundamental It is like literally like Saturday morning TV Like good is good and bad is bad Yeah

Like killing things is bad So I'm not gonna let things get killed I don't know what you're It's insane I think it's the same as It's very funny though Like once you get Once you get into the meat and potatoes

Of the character They're like oh God I didn't realize Kind of like Jesus Christ really Yeah, actually, yeah, Jesus Christ is like the ultimate example of that really. I think all of them. I think Spider-Man does too. I think Batman is too. I think all of them fundamentally.

Well, Batman... Like, once you peer the exterior layer off of them into their person... Batman is a mentally ill billionaire who doesn't really help people. He doesn't help people, but he also doesn't... I wouldn't put him in that category. I wouldn't put Batman probably the least in that category, actually. If they made Batman woke, I would notice. But how do I mean?

I would notice. I'd be like... How do I explain it? They're all... The nature of heroic character. I'm going to stop breaking these thugs necks and sending them to the hospital because, you know, they're doing this because the city is bad. It's their socioeconomic status, you see. As he's holding a guy with a claw grip, a 384-pound man of a muscle, holding in one hand.

This is why I do this. He's got his head and he's like bashing it. I don't blame you. It's the system. It's not your fault. His head is flat. It's really crazy because I really feel like... He looks like...

He looks like the front of a hammer. It looks like the head of a hammer. But it's a big problem that comes from super... Particularly Batman gets underwritten so much by the art. Because most of people play the Arkin games, because I think he can't read. Some people aren't reading his comics. So people are playing an Arkham game.

So you're like, you sure he doesn't kill people? Because... Yeah, he's like... Yeah, he like, these guys are dead. Yeah. They go loose. Yeah, we've taught. There's just also a lot of variants of him doing just that dog.

That's all of those. It's all of those characters. It's like, they've been around too long, man. But Superman, like the X, the X-Men is the biggest one where it's just like they're literally just diversity. Yeah. They're just diversity, the heroes. Like, it's the whole point of them.

Marginalized groups that are, you know. They're literally marginalized people within a greater marginalized groups. Yeah. And it's like, oh. They've always had lies. I remember it's so funny. Like somebody, I ran into a fan recently at the bank.

And this is not today, by the way. I had to go to the bank earlier for some bullshit. But, and they were like, oh, hey, you do YouTube, right? I remember, like, there was this one video you did about, like, the X-Men that made me fucking crack up. And I was like, the X-Men, that I made a video about the X-Men? And then I remembered when that, the apocalypse movie.

Do you remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Billboard that I remember. where he was over a where he's, where, uh, apocalypse is choking mystique. And everybody was like,

it's sexist to show that, which is fucking insane. That was fucking hilarious. By the way, this is the kind of thing where I, like, I'm reminded of shit sometimes. And I'm like,

no, that's insane. Like, it's fucking ridiculous that anybody would have a problem with that today. But, Hello,

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experience the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

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why the fuck did people care about shit like that? Brother. I saw the infection And the infection was real Because I had a friend that I grew up with He started dating this one girl And he started becoming a little bit more progressive Like started like

And becoming a little bit more serious He also was like involved in Zulu nation And all this stuff So he was like very He was cook He was yeah he got So when I actually talked to him about that That billboard

And I was expecting him to laugh alongside me Of how ridiculous He was like I don't know man Like immediately I started seeing him contemplate, like, I can see how some people would be bothered by this. And I'm like, no. Like, I was like, you don't understand that actually

you're infantilizing women by making, like, why can't she be choked by apocalypse? It is crazy. Like, why can't she be choked by apocalypse? It's mystique. Especially, like, it's contextual. Because I'm one of those guys that's like, I could, my brain could paint a picture to see why that could be a problem.

But also, this is superhero shit. She's a super character. Her character, Apocalypse has killed plenty of women in the comics because they're super powered women and they're fighting him. When you got powers, all that like, hey man, I'm not going to war. That shit disappears. You will. I'm fighting you. I will never be convinced that that shit was not stupid.

Like, it's just, it's impossible for me to believe it. Yeah. But, yeah, no, I mean, the X-Men have always been, the X-Men have always been like a, like a, like a. I love the X-Men. One of my favorite things that I did with our show, this might have been when we were doing a Dark Tank and I took the, I took a scene from the animated series X-Men

and used it as a thumbnail. And why I loved it so much, because we were talking about Wolverine being a racist. And that scene is specifically him about to kill someone for being racist. But I like flipped it. From the animated series. Yeah, from the animated series.

In the 90s. In the 90s. He's thinking that the guy, like, this is in the alternative universe, right? Well, in the future. And then he's like, oh, he thinks that the bar owner has a problem with them being mutants. But no, it's actually about Storm being black. What's crazy is that that is from a comic, that is from a comic written in the 70s by a white man, which is just insane. It's so funny thinking about how much like.

How far we have fallen, man. Because I understand like Clearly you probably people back then had a lot of fucking stupid Mentalities you know, an underlying bullshit that maybe Chris Clamont had, you know, I think he's a very clearly a progressive man because of like the shit he just wrote about homosexuality

Intersexuality fucking You don't write about this stuff if you're a good old boy Yeah, like Oklahoma. At least your brain is thinking about that well before it becomes a common thing to think about, you know? And then like the idea for people would be like to take these characters who have always been like people are like, oh Spider-Man wouldn't do that.

like Spider-Man is the, he helps anyone in his neighborhood. What do you mean? He'll help you no matter what you look like, no matter what you sound like. He just helps people. That's what he does. It's so disrespectful to the character, especially someone like Superman who is just the hero. Like he is like, yeah. He's the greatest hero.

That's it. Like, he may not be my favorite, but he's the, like, when you think of hero, goat, it's like, oh, that's that guy. He's the archetype, yeah. He's the dude, you know? Big Pee, Big Pee, Big Pee, large penis. Snaking down his thigh. Big Peebe. curve perfect dude

like it's sure oh I was like did you guys see fucking Connor McGregor is a psychopath right he's like lost his mind he's like he's a prime example of somebody who seemed very humble when he was poor you know how like they some people say money

changes you typically it just amplifies who you actually are like your ego but some people it does change them and this seems like one of those examples that it definitely changed him Connor McGregor yeah Connor McGregor right and so he's been in all he keeps fighting people he keeps punching people publicly he's adjudicated rapist

you know whatever a bunch of stuff adjudicated rapist I love I just can't say like because when you when you say convicted people immediately think like criminally you know right right and this was like this was like a civil thing it wasn't criminal court so it was a civil rape yeah it's what you're saying yeah it's crazy

yeah so I like to say adjudicated rape it just sounds it rolls off the tongue nicely it sounds like it sounds adjudicated you know anyway so recently Azealia Banks fucking, for whatever reason We don't have any context

Why he slid in her DMs And sent her dick pics And one of the dick picks He's, first of all, he's bricked To the gills And then the second one He has a weight hanging from his dick That's how you know he's serious

Yeah That's like power That's actually crazy Why would you send this? That's power Is it up still? Is it still at attention? It's yeah

It's That's crazy. It's crazy. Even a, look, I cannot imagine having a pound weight on my penis and it's still Absolutely stretching forward. I could maybe lift a quarter. Yeah. Yeah, I imagine this dude was on one, right?

And then he just started deeming it to ever. Because it couldn't have just been her. Yeah, yeah. He said that the bitch McConnell probably, literally Oprah, if she is even alive. Yeah, I guess. But, you know, she's probably dead and somebody's just controlling her now. She either dead or silently... I'd crack Oprah just for the culture.

I would if she would like, you know, I'd be like Stedman, like her husband. I'd crack this with a culture. Like if... Oh, for the culture? Oh, I would do it for money. Oh, for money, I'm... I want over it. Money is culture.

Hey. For money, for money, I would, I would brave the abyss for money. I would. I'd brave the darkness for money. I would, and I know I'm not going to come back and I would just give it. $15? Maybe genuinely $2,000, I would walk into the darkness and I'd be like, like, just give it to Lily. That is crazy.

That is crazy. It's walking to the darkness. I don't even need... Two thousands a little low. That's such a low amount of money. That is embarrassingly low. That's like changing money for like, I don't know, fucking a baby.

No, it's a not changing that baby life. It's not a baby life. It's not a baby. Yeah, but I'm assuming the baby understands what money isn't consented. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

That is one that can run a very, very large. Lodge problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents

when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. You know, it still spends it on Earth, right? So it's not going to be that much. Yeah, but it's not like it's a dependent is what I'm saying. You're trying to minimize...

$2,000 to a 10-year-old versus to an adult is. not life changing. Well, I don't know. If you give a $10,000, it's gonna get spent on a bunch of bullshit. I'll tell you this much.

If I had $2,000 when I was like 15, that would have altered the course of my life for sure. Oh, yeah. Like a million percent. Maybe a few times. Like, I agree. Because there's shit that I would have been able to do

or like just equipment that would have gotten me rolling quicker. I guess. Like, I still think about like the money that like, I spent on college where I'm like, damn, I should just, you know? Yeah. I should just bought the equipment

that would have cost this much and I would have been set up pretty well. Oh, sure. Funniest scam ever, dude. That's not for everybody, by the way. Don't just quit school. Yeah, if you have like a, if you have aspirations of a regular field,

you want to go to school. Yeah. Like, I want to do film and if you're fucking dumb shit. If you're based on academia, you can do academia, that's it. But like also a lot of people aren't and they get involved in those fields and they clearly shouldn't be there.

And it's like, what are you doing? Yeah. What are you doing here? You're fucking, you have no clue about anything's going on. Listen, before we get too crazy. I do want to mention we had a we did a we did a clip recently Or I clipped something out of our show and put it on a

Instagram and Twitter and TikTok and all that stuff and it exploded on TikTok it was us making fun of the Ozzy Osbourne concert The Black Sabbath show yeah his final show and we just kind of improvised Him being him writing all of his songs about being pro is real And on TikTok It has like hundreds of thousands of views, tens of thousands of likes, and a lot of people in that comment section are mad. They're very bad.

They're like, how could you say, Ozzie doesn't know what's going on over there in a way. How could it be so mean to Ozzy? And I'm like, are we being mean to Ozzy? I just hate that. I knew that had the potential of happening because without the context of how we got there, which we were making fun of David Drayman. Because David Drayman was there. The singer of Disturbed, he was there, which led us to just make it

fun of the whole situation. I thought it was funny without the context. It doesn't need, the context is too long anyway. Exactly. It makes it better. This is perfect. The clip was already a minute without the context. Yeah. So it was just like, I No, this is perfect. I just knew that like, I didn't, I didn't expect it to blow up. So it did. Yeah. And then so now, so I understand people not, they probably, they could thinking in a vacuum that were actually, maybe we think, uh, Ozzy Osbourne is, um, uh, uh, uh, sinus. I don't think

Gazi Osbourne knows what Israel is. I thought he might have been nearly I don't think you like I like there's no shot that you can convince me that he knows what I think he might know what is. Is that the M.M.A. fighter Israel is our disorder is that black one right? That's cooked. The black one that's cooked. You keep saying

he's good. A black one that's cooked right. Who is that? Who is that? Is that Sharon's butt boy? Do you mean Azrael? Asriel. Like the Iju. Azrael.

He knows that. but he doesn't know he's real. Yeah, they might know that. Blacks Blabbeth. Yeah, they might know that. They're that elk. What'd you say? Black Splabeth?

Splabith. Yeah, what's Black Splabeth? Splabeth. I don't know. It's like, the cover band? What's that? Yeah, what is that?

There's a bunch of people with ink on them that fucking sing Black Abbott. Black Sabbath. Black Sabbath songs. And they just have ink all. Black sabbatical. That's a fucking stupid. This ink covers Black Splabbit. Well, anyway, I just want to acknowledge if anybody's here from that episode, welcome.

Welcome. Welcome. Because a lot of people were like, what's the show? I got to see it. A lot of people were saying Comtown vibes, which is cool. Oh, yeah. Appreciate that. Every once in a while I catch that. Yeah. They're like, oh, man, this is a, come town, Nick Mullin. I see that shit a lot. I do appreciate that very much. But I also, I'm like, hey, guys, they didn't invent that. That is really. They didn't invent that podcast. This is a raunchy, immature, unfiltered show. I don't think we're raunchy. You don't think we're, you, all right. I appreciate that, but. You were just talking about porn sites a few seconds ago.

You want to sell it. We opened the show talking about that. Various colored porn sites. Colored by like the color of the like the site. Yeah, not black. Not black. I mean, I do, I do partake in black female porn. Is there whited?

Creamed. Cream is good. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. But cream kind of means cream does. It does mean. It does mean come. It does exist.

It doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. I'm sure it's like a fucking. Bukaki website or something. Yeah, yeah. Just drew. I wonder if anyone's drowned in a Bukaki. I feel just probably not happened.

It's probably not happened. That would definitely be recorded if that was true. If it happened, it was on purpose because they didn't want to save the person that was getting Bukaki. One guy was like, keep going. Keep it up. Just keep going. Don't stop.

I would have to imagine, though. I would have to imagine, though. I would have to imagine, though, that somebody has drowned in a tank of semen. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of. Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone has... is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed. to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally

and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Having a tank of semen is so preposter

If you have a tank of it That's How did you? I want to know how they acquired it That with jerking You know how much Look Unless unless you

Unless you come Fawcett loads Chris I don't I'm not saying me Why would you fucking say that So how many people You think defense are hard What kind of take we

What's your defense? What kind of take we talking about How about like a bowl The one that like that Ashton Hall Guy uses to wake up in pale I was thinking like You know how you like You know you like

He wakes up in the morning 4 a.m. And he dunks his face in a bowl of cum. I would love, I would love to see him dead in that. Like, just, it had inside of one just laying in. Do you know that guy is Chris Ashton Hall? No, I have no idea. Black dude that has his, his day is just explaining how he gets ready for the day. He's like, he's 4 a.m.

He has this dumbass assistant chick. He's some hot chick, like handing him stuff. He's giant, huge black dude. Royed to the point, it's ridiculous. He race speed. raced, I showed speed, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, is that the guy? Yeah. And speed beat him. But also, speed didn't beat him by a lot and the size of Ashton Hall is insane. Like, people are like, speed dusted him. I'm like, guys, do you not understand the size? Well, people don't understand.

First off. Like, do you understand the size of that guy? He should not be near speed at all. Speed's fast as fuck and this brick is near him in a race. And they're like, what are you doing? I'm like, I don't know. I don't know that guy. I don't know. I don't know black people. The only black ones I know is like Harry Mandel maybe. He's definitely not black.

That's this. Harry Mandela is not black. We don't blame him. That's the wrong one. It's the wrong one. What am I thinking of? You're thinking of. Howard Shultz.

You're thinking of, no. You saw him. Johnny's world or whatever. You're thinking about Nelson Mandela? Oh. Maybe. I see.

He saw Shultz. He saw Shultz on his thing. He was like, look, man, all the... Just interrupted. Yeah, I think you were saying was stupid. But look, man.

He was like, look, man, I'm just, I'm just saying, the only people that care about the American right now is the Social Democratic Party. And I'm like, you fucking... Oh, he flipped already? I was like, dude. Wait, what are you talking about? Wait, what?

He flipped already? Yeah, Shelt was like, I'm just, I'm saying, the only people that cared about the real people of America is the Social Democratic Party. Oh, shut the fuck up. I'm like, you, actual fucking conniving slut. You stupid fucking...

He flipped this fast already? He flipped that fast because of the fact that he's just not... He's not a smart guy. I don't... And they utilize that against him. I don't know if he's... He dances in the middle. I just, I don't...

I have a hard time believing that a lot of those comedians particularly or I think they're just right in the wave of coolness. I feel like he exposed himself by saying, oh, back then the Democrats used to be cool. Bill Clinton getting a blowjob and stuff. And now, like, the Republicans are the cool ones now. I just feel like he exposed himself by saying that to all he wants to do is just ride the cool wave and just get more fans. And it's pretending like, oh, they're saying this is your boy. This is what you voted for.

He's like, I didn't vote for this stuff. And I'm like, you did. He didn't do any of the stuff. He didn't say. Last time he was president. He didn't end any of the wars. He didn't lower the budget or the deficit. He added trillions more.

Did none of that stuff. So to pretend like you're surprised now, I don't believe you. I don't believe you. Like, I either believe you when you're stupid. Yeah. And you should shut the fuck up and leave forever. Or I don't believe you, you're a liar. You should shut the fuck up and leave forever.

Yeah. You know what I mean? It's hard to, I'm leaning on more of the side of Andrew Schultz. Just because of some of the social commentary I've heard him before and being around Charlemagne and all that shit, I feel like he has enough sense, but I'm also kind of on the fence without Joe Rogan. I can't figure him out. Like I feel like he's colossally retarded.

But then there's a part of it. I'm like, you can't, when Bernie Sanders came on and was explaining stuff to you, there's no way he didn't know what he was saying. And I feel like you have to be on a grifter side to do some of the pushing back he was doing. It's hard to tell. These people are like, it's like, you know those toys that would like repeat everything that you said to it? Oh yeah. Like a yak back. Yeah, like it's like one of those where like, you know where the yakbacks?

I'll probably be a little That's more his era Yeah I know about I don't know why I know about that Yeah But um It's like that where it's just like They believe whatever the last person they had on

That they liked told them really And that's really it And they just had like a wave of like Right wing freaks on their shows And they're like yeah I like this guy And then they had like some one person They're like oh maybe It's no principle at all

Just a complete like head empty fucking It's just dishonesty is That's what it's for me It's like dude look I understand that you probably don't know what you're talking about a bunch and that's fine. I like that they, I personally liked it. All the Republicans

voted unanimously to block the Epstein list from being released. I love that. Isn't that? I think that's sick. I think that's very cool. I think it's so epic in fact. It's like, I don't know, man. The Republicans are so cool. The only thing that makes me mad about that is because this is I've brought this up on my Instagram story. Every once in while I feel like, even though I'm pretty jaded, every once in a while I

still feel like I was, I have like a significant amount of followers pouring in from those dumb gay covers. Let me give them a kernel. Maybe they want to investigate. I always do like congress.org. I'm like go go see your congresspeople's voting records so you can have a fucking resume on them.

And every once in a while there's people like, you know, and I see the hidden replies of whatever the requested things. But every once in a while there's some people like, oh, that's crazy. Oh, that's crazy. I like that you,

that's your view of that person. Well, because it's like, That's how I see them too. If anybody said my message or questions, like, I don't think you, I don't think you're right about this. It's always like, I always picture the, that's how I imagine him. Like, immediately going to something. Their eye fucking rolling sideways. I'm being as reasonable as possible.

Showing picture evidence of all the Republicans in the House voting know on something like, hey, let's stop price gouging on gas and food and they vote unanimously no. Or like, say, the big beautiful bill. Or the guy to like, just everything. Or that NATO thing. for like simple basic human needs. Literally everything. What makes it funny is that they did that thing for basic human needs and it was like

the two ones that were so staunchance was American Israel and it's like why were you guys? That's so fucking funny man. Why? Why? Listen. So that happens.

Imagine doing that and not getting slaughtered immediately when you get back to your country. That's exactly the thing. Imagine not getting like oh we're going to eat when you're playing lands we're going to eat you. The moment you land we're going to feed on you. It's, it's,

going to be millions of us. You can't stop us all. We're going to get you. That moment's on the horizon. I swear, somebody's going to make people mad enough that they just, they just gang up on him and eat them. I think it's, I think it's going to happen. It has to be happening. Ironically, I think it's happening way soon. I think it might happen before this goes live. If none of you, did you up, Matt did it? Yeah. Who was a, Tulsi Gabbard cornered and devoured by 78 hungry Mexicans. Hungry Mexicans. That's crazy. He's in Hawaii. How did they get there. We got to keep They have like a big fucking tortilla thing. Like a rug.

I'd love that. They're real Mexicans. They're going to do tacos, man. They're going to make tacos out of her. Getting on a bit tacos. Turn into Elpastor somehow. Somehow they get it done. They got a smoker and lever and frigate media sauce and eat her.

I want people, I want everybody to keep up the pressure on that Epstein shit, though. It's the only thing that is seeming to penetrate some of the Maga cult people. Yeah. It's like the only thing and I know Because who the fuck doesn't, what person in their right mind doesn't want an answer to that. Right.

It's their fault though. It's the rights fault for doing it. Sure it is. I don't know how they. It sure is. It sure is but we're past that. What we're trying to do now is trying to maybe last little couple of them away from them. I'm not even doing that.

I'm talking about the politicians because they just kept running on that shit and like we have it. Here's a here's a banflit. It's like stop doing that. Biden never ran on like releasing the Epstein files. They did. They just kept going. And it's like, what are you doing?

You know your president is one of them. But like they, why do you keep showing this? Well, that's the thing. That's what like it's, I'm just hoping that the, you know, the people,

they break away from the pack and they realize that they've been taken for a ride for many, many, many, many, many, many years. I do see a lot of people, still being like, oh, it's the deep state. I'm like, what do you?

So what's the deep state bitch? Yeah, I know. It's always, it's always like Trump can never be a fault. No, it's not. But a lot of them. are breaking. I've seen a lot of them like fucking fall apart. I've seen it. I don't know what they're going to do now on the lower level because I saw a lot of them blaming Pan Bondi. They were trying to

really get her. But then Trump came out and defended her. And so I'm like, what do they do now? There's probably no communication. It's probably just like a complete shit show. That's what it feels like. I was like slam dunk for Trump. Fire Pam Bondi. This woman bitch. This dumb female ruined everything. She's so woman and gay and I hate her. Blonde whore. Yeah. She did it.

And that's it. That's weird that he's like, now this was my theory. She knows some real shit. Oh, I'm sure she does. She knows some real shit. So he's like, just like with Galane, he had to be nice to Galane because it's a possible. And he thought about partnering with him. I wish her well. Yeah. He said that out of his mouth. He said that for real. After it was

twice. It wasn't even like before everybody knew everything. It wasn't even like a plausible deniability. I was like, oh, I didn't know fucking she did that. It was after she was very famous for doing... Are we still talking about this guy? Are we still talking about this guy? Everything he's doing makes no sense to like.

I'm like... If I was on the list... Yeah. Or how should I put this? If I was somebody who was innocent of being on the list, this is the opposite of how I would go about. I would just like release it. You know what I mean?

Go ahead. This would not even be even in the ballpark of behavior that I would engage in. Right. If I truly wasn't on it. Yeah. You know what I would do? I'd be like, hey, release it. Like right now I'll be like, we still this.

You will never find my name. Whatever we got. You'll never find my name. But clearly we know. But clearly, if you're not, only if and only if you're not incredibly retarded, you know that he's on that shit. Yeah. Like unless, I mean, dude, some of the, some of the ladies were recruited from Marlago.

Like, come on. Like let's let's if you're not retarded him living almost dude like like a mile away Like a stone throw like they were fucking A neighbors essentially when you're rich people A mile is nothing for them living in fucking West Palm Beach or whatever the fuck They lived next to each other He was that Marlau all the fucking time

There's all the videos there's all the pictures there's everything And I know service level Republicans just don't see that Because they never play that on Fox or anything I get that But for the the Maga conspiracy people that swear they do their research like they always say. I'm like, you've seen this stuff. You haven't done the research.

You've seen all of this stuff. It's time to, and I feel like, I almost feel like me being like, oh, I'll activate my activism, activism and start putting up giant fucking posters of everything Epstein and Trump related so that they can't not see it. That's crazy. You're going to throw the city. Like you take your time. You take a week out of your life to do that shit.

Just put it fucking everywhere. So they can't like, they can't hide from it anymore. Because it's like, bro, now that you know he's hiding. pretending like nothing's happening, you know he's guilty, and I need you to see this shit every fucking day. And then maybe finally they'll be like, you know what? I might have to go to one of his rallies and, you know, bring something that I should normally bring.

The thing about it, do something that. And the Dems don't even do anything about it. It makes it worse because they know they're there too. Well, they're also on it. They're not even doing this. This is the time to strike. Enough of them are absolutely. And just think about the people that

You know the Clinton What was it? The Clinton Kill List or whatever it was I remember all that shit? There's a bunch of people Disappeared or died that were Connected to stuff That was like the illegalities of I was like dude that's real shit I know a lot of people don't want to there's a credible

Journalists that don't want to go into any of that stuff Because they're like I need hard evidence And I'm like I understand that you you value your integrity However To just dismiss powerful people killing people that threaten them is stupid

because why wouldn't you? It is insane. Yeah. It is insane. And it's also historically very common. That's what's crazy about it. The idea that it's like, oh, well that wouldn't happen.

And it's like, why? Why wouldn't it? At what point? Did you read it happen? Because you wouldn't do it? People kill people for way less. Way less. Way less.

Brother. Dude, I've watched me off on the freeway. Brow. I've watched people kill you. other over snow no right right you don't think people are like powerful people are disappearing people because they're threatening their power I think the only reason doesn't happen more often is because more people are clued in the house

suspicious that's that looks now I think it's the only reason doesn't happen as frequently as it probably used to maybe so I really think of it like the ideas like a lot of people just don't was that Boeing the Boeing whistleblower that is that is the craziest thing in modern like come on like I think that is the craziest thing is keep happening it's one of brother a lot of the people look into the Epstein stuff a little bit more too. A lot of the people that were involved victims and people that were close to them.

No clue where they are. They're gone from this earth. And I'm like, guys, I need y'all to understand. You threaten power. Threaten a cartel member in Mexico. Threaten his power in some way. Be like, hey, I am an FBI or whatever their federally shit is. And you're like, I'm close to crack in this case.

Your head's going to be sought off in a second. Like, as soon as you're like, bingo. You just press, like, save on the file that you wrote up that was going to take them down. A chainsaw is going to come flying through the window and decapitate you. Literally. Yeah, it's a boomerang chainsaw. That's a fucking thing that has not existed in a fighting game and I need it. That sounds so stupid, but it sounds like, it sounds like Years of War stupid where it's just like this would be sick.

Like a gun that shoots chainsaw boomerings. A gun that just chainsaws and blows up. That's something I thought about when I was little. I'm trying to choose chainsawks and blows up in a strap note. You know, they had the retro. It's like, what the fuck is this? They had the retro lances, right, in Gives of War. Oh, yeah.

For some reason, they retired that weapon. They had to, like, oh, the retro chainsaw boomerang machine. Oh, yeah. The boomerang, the boomerang chain saw was before the retro lancers somehow. Yeah. And they were like, we're just doing. That retro lancho was fucking cool. The retent you just run at people and pails them and shit.

Yeah. Fucking dope is all. That was a little. with the knife at the bathe the mat the bat had the bayonet had the bayonet the bayonet the only bad thing is that the spread was awful on them because they were like old they know right yeah yeah yeah the regular lanter was crazy dude that gun was so because everybody used the uh what was the regular chainsaw gun called there was just the um the lancer the lancer the lancer the lancer the lancer the lancer that's what it's called yeah the hammer burst that's what it's called yeah the hammer

the hammer burst the snub the boltock the nashar the long shot the torque bow I think I remember every single the boom shot I know I probably said that this multiple times with that dink on the torque bowl. Good shit. It's good sound design, man. I remember those times where I hit people on the head with it, they wouldn't blow up and I'm like, what is your head made of? Can you imagine?

What is your head? You endure, because in the game they don't, but in horror, they like, they get hit and they're like, the skinny guys. That's a month away, the first. Oh, yeah. That gears, I'll probably play it. I do want the second one more, but.

I finally got the game pass, so I'll play it. Oh, really? Yeah. What are you playing on it? So I'm finally playing Starfield Play Claire Oh really? Yeah I finally

Because I was like It's been out for like a couple of years now Essentially And I was waiting for it to go under 30 bucks It never did Yeah And I was just like fucking Microsoft Just not letting it go

I'm like bro this should be $20 right now It should be it should be really So I was like fuck it I'll game pass I'll do game pass I'm so annoyed because I also I skipped Space Marine 2 And it was on there

And it's not on there anymore Space Marine 2 Oh. It literally just left. I was like, oh, I'll play it after Starfield. It's fucking gone. I was like, I should have played it first.

I know, I know. That's a great game. That's good. I know. And me playing Starfield before that, because I just felt like I just wanted to get it out of the way. Because I still like Bethesda games, obviously. Yeah.

So I'm enjoying it. And I'm playing it with the already had the rover quad thing already in the game. Oh, I played it without it. Yeah. Yeah. So this, and technically I didn't need it because I have the trainer so I can do out like a 3x speed. I'm just, I'm fucking running through Starfield.

It's so fucking funny. Because I'm just like, all right, dude, some of the things the planet's too fucking barren and there's really nothing interesting here. So I'm just like, it's so funny. Yeah, I like Starfield a lot when I played it. It's more Mass Effect than it is Fallout.

Sure. I'm enjoying it. Especially enjoying that they're not making me like jumping from places as long as your ship is capable enough is relatively, it's really easy. Yeah. And not like super tedious where I was thinking,

no, usually to be able to the fast travel at all, a lot of times you get like, oh, you haven't been, you, you, you've never been in this area at all.

There's nothing you can do. Yeah. So this, like, it's, it's, it's, it's,

it's, I can play at any pace that I want. I kind of enjoy that. Yeah. So where I could sometimes take my time, jump to closer systems or whatever, or sometimes it's, like,

I just bought like a really good ship. And now I'm just, yeah, the ship stuff in it is particularly, like I got really into it. Like naming your ship. ship and like building it and like trying to figure out where to put shit.

Yeah. Boarding ships is fun as fuck. Oh yeah. Like whenever, when you get to the boarding because it just feels so mean-spirited. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether It's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things. that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary.

If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, hey, you're in space. I guess I'm just going to come in here and kill you all. Take all your garbage and then leave you drifting into a fucking sun.

Let me ask you something. Did this ever happen to you? Because this pissed me off. I'm hanging out with Andreja. Yeah. And Traja. Yeah. And I was just killing all these space pirate dudes, right?

And she fucking left. And then she was like, you know what you did. And after I understand. Yeah. I'm like, this is the problem with all companions to me. Yeah. Like I bring the robot. What's his name?

Yeah. I forgot his name. Something with a V. Yeah. I forget. I forget his name. He's my favorite because he doesn't give a shit. Right.

He doesn't care about what you do. I very rarely want to do. That actually makes a lot of stuff like that because I'm usually like a good guy in the most part. Dude, I'm killing. No, but sometimes you're killing bad, yeah, because there's something happened. There's faction alignments and, like, politics that some of the people have. And wrong or not, I'm not just murdering people blindly.

I don't murder people blindly. I was doing a fucking quest. She's the best companion, though. Yeah. I like, she's interesting. That's why I kept her around so far, but I haven't met everybody yet, I think. I played, but when I played the dark urge played through a BG3, you know the part of the little girl gets like, try to steal the idol. And then the snake is there.

Yeah. I always do the thing when I know, like, try to get out of here. And then the snake kills her every time. And it's funny because the wolf knows you did that. And I was like, yo, dude. That's fucked up. When you're going to talk to the wolf. I was like, yo, my digger, you suck.

I saw you do that. I have killed everybody that's tried to make a deal, though. I feel like there's people that are like, oh, we should, like that old guy. He's all like business dude. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about that. He's like, oh, the diplomacy and all this shit. And then I'm like, yeah, okay, deal.

And then I kill him right. Yeah, yeah. It's fun. I defend starved it. Like, there's a lot. In that game finally? Huh? Finally did he can kill everybody?

yet in those games? Well, there's certain people that will always just be stunned. You should be able to kill everybody. I agree. And break the game. Or at least when you finish their plot line, you should be able to kill them. That would be funny. Yeah.

The way that I feel about it is I think there should almost be, like, they should let you kill everybody. But if you do maybe run into, like, if you run into a section where you need that person to be alive way later on and it's just like, oh, fuck, I have to go back to the save, I think it should just give you the option and be like, can we just bring this guy back Goliath for this? Nah. Like I kind of feel like, because I would rather have the immersion of being able to kill

everybody and have that broken for a second to realize like, oh, I fucked up and then get the game back on track, then just not be able to do what I want to do. There should be some. You should not be able to aim guns to your enemies than I think. I think like while there's story narrative parts going on, like you're going to aim your weapon at somebody, you put it down. And you just say it's like, you're talking about like your companions. Yeah, you know anyone like you can't kill at the narrative point.

Oh, so just take off friendly fire all together. At that moment, but then when like, when the plotline's done, it's like, I'm going to shoot you in the back. Like, it's prevented from brick because I want to kill, I want to kill people, man. I want to kill, I want to kill, I want to kill the fucking, I want to kill the leader of the fucking. Yeah, I want to do the Jarl and White Run. I like a game. I like a game that lets you undercut. It's almost like a far cry.

What is it, the one with pagan men? I didn't play that one, but I know, I know that like you can just like beat that game by waiting in the waiting. Right, that's funny Which I think is awesome I think that's great That is cool But yeah I like I remember liking Starfield

I get the urge sometimes Every now and again to like Spend time in that place again But like I just It's too big of it It's like a fucking 100 gigs Or some shit But Feasda games are cooler

The further back they are I don't really want futurists To be Betheses the games I like the idea of like That's what's weird about Starfield though is like it feels like It feels like It feels so like

Ruted in like 80s NASA stuff That it doesn't It feels like I don't know There's something weird about it it where it doesn't feel futuristic. It feels like if now... Was then.

It feels... No, it feels like if... In the same way that the fallout kind of feels like what if the 50s was in the future? Starfield feels like what if like the 70s like NASA? Like what if that was what the future was? You know what I mean?

It's like industrial NASA future. It's weird. Hopefully the next elder scrolls. It's cool though. I like it. You get like real guns. Guns and elders? Like here's a pistol. Like you're fighting to be in the game and some guys like here take this.

Literally a desert eagle. You're like, yo. There's people. It's magical. What does it do? Nothing. Nothing different than a regular gun. It's just a gun.

It looks magical. It's it. Gotcha. I can't remember where it takes place, but there are people you meet in that game where you're just like, what the fuck is happening? And which one?

Starfield. Yeah. You will run into people eventually if you find the right quest line where you're just like, what did they do? what are they doing here? It would be like if you ran into Gumby in Skyron. It's shit's crazy in that game.

But anyway. Should we move on to, oh, I didn't talk, we just talk about Elmo being hacked. Oh, yeah. What did he say?

Release the list, you child fucker, I think. Yeah, he said nigger a few times too. Did he? Of course he did. He's black.

Elmo was black. Elmo, I think he's black for some reason. Well, at least it's, I think it was voice by black man, right? For a big.

He just strikes me as black. I don't know. I never. He's like mixed at the very least. I don't put, like, you know, like Big Bird and all that shit to me. Big Bird, Big Bird Jewish. Exactly. Big Bird's fucking Jewish.

Big Bird is absolutely Jewish. You guys are fucking. Even though Snuffy, I think it's supposed to actually be more represent Jewish people. Big Bird's Jewish. Listen. I like that we both, like, locked in on that. Why do you think he's Jewish? You know what it is?

He's, like, his hair is like, you know what it is? His family is accumulated a decent amount. That's crazy. It's, it's, it's, I know. what people are going to be thinking, it's the beak. No. It's not the beak. I think it's like, I think the hair is like a Jew frow kind of thing.

I think his manner. I think his mannerisms fit a... He's like tall and nervous. His mannerisms fit a very, very progressive New York Jew. I'm sorry. Yeah. I mean, he always struck me as that too. He pulls him.

He's like, yo, what's up, guys? Yeah, I love how he moves his head. I love Big Bird, actually. I forgot how much I really love that character. But he comes, he's like, what's up? Guys, I'm like actually technically four. And it's like, what? Big word is like, yeah.

Because he shows his family, I think, sometimes. And they're huge. Like his parents. No, no, no. Oh, it's like a Cayu situation. Is that what that is? Well, is it not? I think they showed his grandma and his grandma's small.

But I think Big Bird's family is gigantic. Riddle me this. Or is that snuffy? Riddle me this for one second. Riddle me this. Right. Listen. I think so.

Liddle me this for one second. How is it not a? Kiyu situation. If it's almost exactly a Kairu situation. Kiyu is what? Four? Five maybe? Kiyu is not actually that height, Chris.

If you look up, everybody look up Kiyu's height right now. Look up Kiyu's height right now. It'll tell you he's like 6 foot six or fucking 5 foot 11 or some weird, in crazy. So are they giant? Are Kiyu's family this giant? Listen to me. Are there regular five people in the world? He's a 5 year old who is 6 foot 7.

That is Big Bird. Okay. In Kiyu's world. Yes. In Cayu's world, are there little regular people and are the people that he's around just giants? He lives, he's in, uh, Yotenheim. He's a fucking Yotin, a Canadian Yotin. Canadian Yotens are fucking scary, dude.

The idea of that is insane, man. I'm sorry. I'm just a kid who's four each day I grow some more. Oh, he is four. I love Kaiyu. I love that show when I was little. Really? Yeah.

That show, that's a family, nothing, nothing out of the ordinary. That show came out when, because his family's all over the world, too. Oh, so they'd be fucking. There's different colors. There's one. There's one called Pepo. Yeah, I'm seeing this, but even like looking at this, it's a little blurry, but like, they're all. They're all a relatively dark.

There's colors and rainbow. They're just like, you know, they're not, they're not afraid of misogyny, you know, like they, they, they, they fuck around. Yeah, yeah, clearly. That's good. That's good. I like that. There's different, because what kind of, so I can't be Jewish then. I think you.

Well, he, I, I think so. I can tell you Oh yeah, they don't care about that stuff You know how many half black, half Jewish people exist in general? Only in New York. That's true, probably. That is probably true.

Well, probably not over it. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot in New York. One of our closest friends is Cuban and Jewish. What? Yeah. I don't think genetically,

I think he's adopted. I think he's adopted to Jewish culture. Whatever. This is crazy. I don't like misogyny. Personally. Me either. Yeah, I wouldn't exist

You know, me with my European ass wife I don't know what to do You know? At a certain point I'd be like So hey, you kind of locked yourself into a situation Yeah

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It's like me. I'd never marry a white woman. Never marry a woman. I'll never do it. Yeah, but also you're marrying outside. So you got to take care of that too I'm closer than some but definitely outside of my Definitely outside of the ones I am

I judge you by how you look Out. I don't care You look different So you can't I think the content of your character doesn't matter Not even a little bit You look different You have to

I need people like Do you know Millhouse's parents That's how they were basically related They look like I need I need everybody Are they just look like? They look. They never go out.

They never went to that. I'm sure they would have. They've never explored that. But they look. They look alike, right? They look way too similar. Like, why the fuck? Out of all the people have blue hair, which is like very rare, they happen to find each other.

Okay, fine. That's why I need everybody doing this world, though, by the way. So, Chris, I'm going to need you to find somebody relatively your height, you know, same features. You know. And height too. Everything. And nearly blind. That's too.

That's going to be really hard. That's a tall order, but we'll find it. I don't think that's possible. I don't think there's, I don't think I've ever met a single. person with a prescription even close to mine. Ben. Ben does not have a minus 10. I think he's at 9. Is he really? He's also...

His eyes are fucked. Wait, does he wear glasses all the time? Always. Because he can't see. I feel like I would have noticed. I never noticed them being that thick. He has very bad eyes. I don't believe... He will wear contacts or glasses. He has contacts. He'll be like,

fucking, wait a little... I'll think of it. Hey! You're sticking out of his eyes. What's so confusing about that to me? Just wear glasses, asshole. What's that? What's confusing about that to me is that like the context are the same,

like I don't understand that science. Like the lenses are thick, but then the contact lenses are just the same. I think glasses haven't been changed much over time. That's probably why they're just that thing. Is it just like, lazy with technology? I really do think so.

Yeah. Looking at the depth of your glasses is outrageous to me. I'm like, why is it look like that? Because it's how they, it's how they work. Because when I first saw guys, I only saw, like, reading glasses. And I was like, oh, these are like something small. But then seeing those, I'm like, what the fuck? Someone engineered those.

Yeah. This is a process. Tony Stark built these in a cave. Oh, with a box of scraps. I don't know why that lines been on my head. You saw people talking about the whole Riri William thing. People were like bringing that up. Oh, yeah.

She was like, do you think Iron Man would be Iron Man without his millions? and it's like, no, duh, you fucking retards. People are like, that's so disrespectful. It's like, guys. Yeah, I saw that with the Ironheart discourse. And I was like, guys, come on, look. I'm blasting off. I'm out of here.

Later. This sucks. Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to see Ironheart. It looks lame. It actually wasn't. But also, what does it mean? I just don't care. The guy from the high show, Anthony Ramos.

It's a good, really talented dude. I can't begin to care. You don't want Anthony Ramos? I just don't care. I just don't care. I don't, like, I'm not. He's the only good one of us That's actors

A good actor, actually, out of us Genuinely, I think he's probably the only one I don't even know who the fuck that is, dude Anthony Ramos When I hear people And this is, I want to, maybe I just don't understand And I've heard people say it themselves They'll call themselves Ramos

And I'm like, is there Ramos? I don't understand. Is it not supposed to be pronounced Ramos? I think Ramos is, I think Ramos is how it's pronounced It's probably Spanish I think it depends on how If it's Spanish, it's definitely Ramos. I think it really is.

Ray doesn't make it. That's not that they don't do. It's all of, they do. I think they do. They don't. Because I've heard Ramos. Yes, but you've heard that. And that's how they pronounce it. So I'm assuming they know how to pronounce it. That's what I'm saying. That's the, that's the, I'm talking about like if you were going to pronounce it in a traditional Spanish way. No, I think Ramos sounds better.

It's not even about sounding better. It's just, that's just how they pronounce their fucking. I think the way people pronounce their names is based on, I would say it's like they, uh, Their last name pronunciation completely depends on what their first name is, I think. I think I could understand that. That definitely pays a part of this band. Like I know, I know a lead singer of this band, like his name's Will, I would think Ramos. But he's like William Ramos.

And I think it just seems more Americanized to me. Yeah, yeah. No, but if your name was like Amos Ramos or something. Amos Ramos or something. Amos Ramos or something. Yeah. My name is Mamos just to change it. I think it depends on languages like because it's like some people say like,

Like, uh, like what is it? Like you pronounce your last name kind of weird. I say Jameson. Yeah, you say Jameson, even though it's like on paper, it's fucking piece of shit. But, uh, he says Jameson. I say Jameson, but some people say Jameson. Like our friend's name is Jameson. My name is Jameson.

Oh, they take out the I or the E or whatever it is. He decides the E. I have the I. So I say Jameson. Yeah, Jameson. Some people say Jameson. And that's how he's supposed to pronounce it for he has the E of the I. I thought they were supposed to pronounce it both times.

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Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum?

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A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

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That is a rule. Like J. Jonah Jameson. Yeah. Not Jameson. I don't say J. Joe McImmasen. I always say J. But I make an effort to say differently because my name is Jameson. I see.

That's probably why. I hear what you're saying. I think your name's just misspelled, to be honest. It just spelled different. I think it's part of the world. That's why. Well, not. No, what I'm saying is...

Actually the same part of world, but it's different groups of people. I think they meant to say... I think they meant your name to be what the... What the E-S-O-N is. I think... But they just did an eye because, like, fucking whatever. I think it's... When I mean, when I talk to whiskey, I say Jameson.

Like, I don't say Jameson. That's interesting. I'm gonna go fucking... I'm like an Irish... I'm gonna ask an Irish person. Yeah, yeah. Hey, go find one of them. Hey, you piece of shit.

How do you say this? Because I think it's the brids person. You got to lure one out. You got to lure one with like, uh, fucking what, what, beer and potato chips? Beer and a beaten woman. Yeah. Beer and a beaten pregnant woman. What are they?

They also eat some stuff. What, what are? Just potatoes. Potatoes. Potatoes. Potatoes. Potatoes. That's the other ones.

Whatever. Shepherds pie, bro. Look, I shut on Europeans for that goes sweet. Because it's deserved to be shit on. It's trash. Yeah. But shepherd's pie goes bananas, man. Is it really made out of German shepherds?

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And, you know, drawing up on one of the tiers, ask us some questions, throw us a bone. If you want. If you don't want to, we'll kill you. Derek, you saw sinners, right? Yeah. You know the guy that played the vampire, O'Connell for anything? He is the fucking, the oirishman. Yeah.

Hearing him speak is insane because he doesn't like, you know how most places since they have the internet. By the way, fucking spoilers. I didn't know there were vampires. That's cool. So most people that, like, are on the internet. Or like act, you know, they get like a maronized accent eventually, you know, like your accent just becomes sort of homage to white most people speak. People you're mostly performing for speak. Like, for instance, like, I wish what happened to your reaction.

Like they, they just sound way more British before. And now they're like, because of them, the interacting. So him speaking to Michael B. Jordan about shit is insane as he's barely on. Like, I don't know what the fuck he's saying. And he's like, yeah, that's a big big, why about this? And I'm like, what are you talking about? He's like, he's speaking in. English. I know, but it's like not real.

What the fuck are you on right now? Stop that, man. It sounds like you giggling. Annunciate. Come on, you bitch. I can't. I want to actually have a conversation with you. I like the Irish accent, a person. I think it actually sounds cool. But when it's a loin, I like hearing of Sue Hulk, because she does like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, she's a met and dude. I was like, Sue is so cool. She was so cool people, but her accent is so funny to me. The pitch black mountain deer and Jalese is fucking disgusting. It's like, it's fucking disgusting.

I thought it was okay. What the fuck? I was like, it's probably me though. I'm sure they killed most people. Probably here they pump it full of cane sugar and shit. Over there, it's probably just like, here's black. Here's water of black people. It's just,

here you go. And it's just dirty water. Anyway, that's it. Anyway, listen, we're going to read a question now. What the fuck is this? From one of our patrons of our Patreon. Patreon.com slash a snark tank. Hurry up and go over there.

Join up on the fun. A Tomar Emerald wrote in. He says, Is there anything from the old days that you would love to have back? I would love to be able to go rent a game from Blockbuster. Sween, you PVP Goober,

while you regrow S-Pair. I don't know what this means. Too easy. I can get you through EOF Legendary. I don't know what EOF legendary. I don't know what EOF legendary. I feel like. I don't know what that should be.

I feel like I should know what that should be, but I don't know what it is. Anyway. Is that magic? I don't, brother. It's amazing. EO.

F. Of. My mind's just going immature. I can't. Yeah, I don't know. But tell us what you meant by that. That's too non-specific for me.

Like, I feel like EOS. It should be obvious. It feels obvious. Emeralds of freedom. Like, I don't know. Well, Ellers of fraternity.

Like, I don't. Okay. So one thing I want to bring. We don't have no more. I wanted to bring back Islamophobia, man. I was going to say, so that's an interesting thing. I don't think you need to bring that back.

I think that's very much still here. Oh, yeah, jackpot. Yeah, jackpot. We're just putting it on hold a little bit. We got the trans and the trans and the, what's the big enemy? What's a big enemy? What are the big enemies of the world right now? Everyone people can't stay in America.

They've got the trans folk. They're really annoying. We got black folk are still. Oh, Mexicans, the Browns. The browns in general Most of us fall about the browns It's not a little bit here I don't get what you're doing right now

Talking about like the big problems Like the people like the people that are like Oh they're the problem right now You know the point of finger at them Oh who is a scapego? Yeah the scapegoes currently are now Mexicans or Hispanic people in general That look Hispanic

Yeah, brown people yeah And then Trans people So those are the two When we get rid of them Then I'll be back to like Trens people taking a backseat a little bit No they're still there's still top too

I haven't really seen people I haven't really seen that either Investigation or any of that stuff You know like I was watching me Me and Joach her watching Night of Beyonce. They were like, fuck, I feel bad for this woman because, like, they would, she's clearly a woman, but you can tell, like, what those people look for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's too tall.

Her nose is too big. Remember that was just something that people accepted that it was real? It was, like, like, did you remember, like, Patty and, like, Hey Arnold or whatever? Yeah. And she was just, like, clearly, like, this buff, like, boyish girl. And everybody was just like, yeah. We knew that was just like. We knew that that was possible and happened.

I remember this girl in my class in like third grade. It was like that. Because you beat the shit of anybody. I was like, what the fuck? Brother, in sixth grade, this chick named Amber was already six foot. That's crazy. What grade? In second grade.

That's crazy. I said sixth grade. He said second grade. Yeah, second grade. Sorry. I forgot to yes and. Second grade six foot dollars. That's terrible.

You're like seven years old. Because they'd have their still little kid proportions. Dude, they'd be a big-ass kid. It would be a really thin, like, it would be like one of those stick bugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine getting beat up by like a seventh grader. Or like a second grader. Because like Cat Williams.

I was about, I was like, imagine me Cat Williams. He got beat up by a 15-year-old. That is crazy. 15-year-olds are durable. No, they're not. They are. They're not durable. What grade was in?

It was a seventh-grade. He was like 15. So, that's 13. That's 13. That's 13. 13. 17. 17.

Seventh grade is 13 max. Yeah, 15 years old, you're like, you're capable of doing... You're 8th grade or a freshman? Yeah. Yeah. I was pretty small, but I was capable of doing some damage at 15. I can hurt somebody, but like... I could definitely...

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Like a 56 year old man. 506? Depends on how healthy they are. You still got some man strength, man. I wouldn't, I wouldn't fuck with the 56 year old. It would not how strong healthy they are, yeah. I wouldn't fuck with them, but like I could have. You think you could have?

I think it gouged their eyes and stuff, but I think a 56 year old beat the fuck out of a kid. it depends on how how healthy they are because that's a if you start fall up let me clear it up

American American 56 year old depends yeah yeah most of they're also yeah they're also

yeah they're also yeah they're back's fucked from all the hard labor they've been doing all the everything that's how you live I work hard I beat my wife

I drink I go back to work I beat my wife I drink some more I wake up I beat my wife I go to work I come home

I beat my wife I bring my wife to work I go to work I beat my wife I leave my wife at work I go home I wake up I pick my wife I bring her home

I beat my wife I go back to work That's my schedule Make that the new He hasn't eaten ever He's no food He's getting beat so much She can't make food for him

That's a sustenance man Just beating his wife Saciates him Yeah he's like He got like photosynthesis But for domestic violence Like her blood sputers the fucking coins and fucking what to call it

in Oni Musha That is crazy I would bring back Probably I don't know Probably pre-citizens United You know When wages

Kept Paced with inflation and productivity That's what I would bring back That's good idea Yeah that would be nice Yeah bring back Glass Steggle It'd be good Glass Stegel

You know so no housing bursting and being able to gamble relentlessly. Maybe we get rid of a NAFTA and Gat which caused all the poor brown people to pour into the country because their country was destroyed. Yeah, that's interesting. And then I would bring back

the beta max. I'd bring FDR here and I'm like, look what happened. I'd be like, what the fuck the fuck. I've never seen a beta max in person. I don't think I've seen one either. I don't think I have. They look stupid. What is some hipsters collect? Not a beta blocker, are you idiot. Beta Max.

I actually have beta blockers. Well, I used to use them. What does they do? They block betas. They block betas in your heart. Oh. But also weak men. Huh?

They block the beta in your heart and weak men. I'd bring back version one Ryagra where it would kill people. Ryagra? What's Ryagra? Viagra. Sorry. Version one, Viagra killed people?

That shit was fucking hyper dangerous. You heard that lemonade that killed people? Oh, the Panera bread. Panera bread. Yeah, the lemonade that was. killing people. You don't remember that? They sold like a lemonade

that killed people. They put way too much caffeine in it. So if you get a large one, it was like 400 milligrams of fucking caffeine. Dude, 400 milligrams is like what those freak fucking people use for the pre-workouts.

There'll be like two scoops because each scoop has like 200 milligrams. And that's like 400 in a day is max. And then you have these dumb kids that are probably having fucking two largest because they get a fucking refill.

Retarded. Can I get a fucking rethink? Like to let somebody it's insane that lemonade was crazy and it was apparently just killing people you try it no I can't remember the last time I've even seen

a panera bread I went in specifically just to try it was fine now and then they yeah they already fixed the problem because of you know a handful of deaths or whatever they had there reminds you that that Shrek that Shrek two glass thing do you remember that no McDonald's had like that

people eating glass no no no so like there was a thing many many years ago I think to promote I can't remember if it was Shrek 2 or Shrek 3, but it was like a promotional thing with McDonald's where they had like these like specific glasses where like, um, they were like collectible glasses and like it had like Shrek and Fiona and

Donkey and then Puss and Boots. Uh-huh. And they were like these commemorative glasses that you could buy. And I guess because Pusson Boots is so orange and orange, in order to get the orange dye on the glass, so they had to use like a specific, I think it was like cadmium or something or something like that. So like,

kids were just getting poisoned by this glass because they had to recall it was like $12 million $12 million glasses or something. It cost them like an insane amount of money. Yeah, it's a great. Pousin Boots was fucking out there getting numbers. Pussy and Tim's. I forgot about pussy and Tim's. Why do we not have that as a shirt?

Should we do? I'll contact someone today. That's a... Pussy and Tim's so damn dumb, man. It's funny. It's one of the ones that I'm like, because I was like, oh, Final Fantasy that's cute. Autistic and Fray that's cute, you know, but I still. I was like, whatever.

I'll wear it pussy and Tims. Pussy and Timber. I will buy that shit quick. Rock my own merch. What a NY cap on? NY cap on a pussy in Tims.

I wonder how you would look. I got to get the most New York looking motherfucker and then I'd draw him that they put Puss and boots because he shouldn't be the same kind of cat as Puss and Boots.

It should be a different kind of cat or should it be the same exactly. Definitely. He should be the orange and Tonyo Banderas. He needs to be the orange cat in the Thames. What do you mean?

It's, yeah. I'm just, I'm making him dressed up as a New Yorker. So give him a fucking Yankee hat. Dress that cat. Give me a Yankee head in the metro card. That's great.

Yankee in the Metro card. I'll talk to somebody about it. You can be my chop cheese too. That's crazy. This isn't you have to be specific. It just could be something in foil. And you'll just kind of understand. And like, I know exactly what that.

Just based on the hat and the Metro card, you know exactly what the fuck that is. The, the blue white cup, it was like, have a good day. I don't remember that one. From which, whenever you get like a coffee or like that, what you go tea, he's like, oh, have a good day. I think I drank coffee over there. I mean, I didn't drink coffee my grandma. I started drinking coffee out here.

I still don't do coffee. I'm out of, I'm not a, just don't eat it. Okay. Yeah, you do. It helped. Yeah, it would. That's why I don't understand you. You don't do things to help yourself out.

Like, no glasses. I want to die. Anyway, you could just have Lily blast your head off of the shoddy. I mean, we have one. So it's possible. So what are you for? I'm too pussy. I'm too pussy.

I'm too pussy. I want to go with them scared, dude. You're scared. Gotcha. We'll work up. to it. We'll have a 365 goal. We'll work up, you know, day one and we'll just like kind of inch closer and closer until

your head's gone. Like, we'll do it, you know? Like, we'll just take the, we'll take the ammo out, right? And then we'll just work on just pulling it. And then one day the ammo just be in there. I like it. Oh, here's a good one. I love kids playing with guns. Fed of cheese. It's soaked in brine.

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Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Have you crazy eyes pop out? Somebody moved. I would be like, what the fuck, dude? You've caught me. You've got me. The whole time. That would be so distressing to me personally.

Yeah. He's been living in your own. He's been standing there silently. That's crazy. Every now and then I'm like, I thought I had one more Pop-Tart than this. you just start noticing Why would I open one Pop-Tart?

Yeah, why would I open one? That's crazy. Anyway, he says Looking up Zup House porn on my fucking computer. What the fuck is going on? Well, that was clearly me. If there was like hitting cameras in your house, would you reflect on like,

did I do anything too crazy? Like, you know, like if you had like, did I do anything at this house? No, my house's pretty mundane. I don't think I do anything that crazy. I have been cameras in my house. I do. I do have, it's not Arnold.

I have a ring. for when I leave, for when I'm going like to New York for like weeks at a time. Oh, to make sure nobody's in there. I don't know. I just get paranoid. The labo comes up everywhere. More loads under the couch.

Like he's a festering pool will come under your couch. Yeah, like you would never, you're not going to check out of your account. So you're moving. What the fuck is this? What is this? Is it a jellyfish? The fuck is going on. Man, I would call the cops first like the regular line.

Not anyone want to be like, can I beat the piss out of it? Like, I feel like this warrants me to like let me get a few hits on it. Right? Right. Yeah, for sure. There is a pool of puddles under your couch. I think so.

I have a ringline. I know exactly who did it. Can I please attack him? Yeah, go ahead. That's fucked up. Kill him. Go ahead. Kill him.

You know what I get it because like every time I leave for some reason, like I'll be on the plane and I'll just have like an anxiety thing where it's just like, fuck I left a candle running or something or like, you're like fuck. I'd die the stove on. You're just watching your fucking apartment on fire from your fucking That's all you're doing actually, literally. If you did, you just watch your house be on fire.

You're like, fuck. Well, then I would at least, it's the not knowing that bothers me. I think the knowing about it bothers you probably would bother most more. No, no. Because you're just watching everything be gone. Opposed of coming there, you're hard working up everything being gone and be like, I couldn't have done anything about this. But like seeing it in the process of doing that, you're still going to be sad that everything's gone,

but you're watching it also be. No, I wouldn't be watching it. I would simply be able to be like, okay, I have the rink. camera on. I know that I can just check the camera at some point in the future and if it's still working that I guess my house is fine. But the process of it being on fire and seeing it is okay. You see it. You're like oh my God.

Seeing it be on fire. That wouldn't bother me because I would have confirmation that it's happening. You see the fucking landlord with his pants down rolling around. He's like on fire still jerking it. Because as it's because listen listen because as it stands right now

as it stands without the camera on the plane my house is my apartment is both on fire and not on fire. Stroding his fucking dick head over here. It's stroding his apartment. Like I am homeless

and not homeless at the same time until I can make sure that I have a feed showing me that my house is still in time. I like see going to have to be on fire just be like, well that sucks for Lily's parents mostly because they built that recently.

That's true. Oh, well, buy my shit again, I guess. Hopefully Lily's not in there. It's crazy. Anyway, he says, not a question, but if I see one more person

right, uh, instead of ass, I'm going to, I'm going to go postal. She is ridiculous. Yeah, it's unnecessary. It's getting annoying.

People always do, they do things like as if they're worried about monetization. It's weird. Yeah. Yeah. The whole like, saying on alive in person is crazy. I've heard that once and I remember like,

I think it is so amazing the speed at which I wrote that person off as subhuman. Like I was just like, you're not a real person. Like I really hear, like I was like you, I'm never, if I see you again, I will remember you and I will not.

say hi. You won't even say I really hate it. Like it's one thing if it's part of a joke and we're all we're like riffing and that's like the point. But like to say it for real is like yo bro. Insane. Insane. No. That's really insane actually. You've ruined your chance at being

a person in my eyes. I guess I might give somebody a pass that's like severely autistic. The severely autistic or like six. If you're still not going to talk to you. Because you're gone. There's no hope for you really. I guess the six year old and autistic, that's it, that's it. I know some pretty autistic

people and even them. It's just like, you're not that bad. Guy like Sonic, of course he knows. Of course he knows. He plays magic. That too. He plays fucking Digimon. We're not that autistic people. Oh, okay. Digion is a profoundly autistic thing. I don't think it is. It actually.

GMON is almost, it barred and damn near Sonic in fact. I think actually it might be even crazier. I disagree. It's exclusively. You would. It's like exclusively. Everybody, because, everybody was into Digimon at some point in their life and then you get out of it and the people that got out of it aren't artistic.

They're not autistic. Not anymore. Not even. Is that what works? Yeah, you step in and out of it. I think the most authentician fan make is probably like, I don't know. It's Sonic by default, right?

It's a, yeah. Unfortunately, it's Sonic. It's Sonic by default, but Sonic is also like ubiquitously popular. Yeah, like it shouldn't be Sonic and there's no real reason for it, is there? I hate how much I like. Sonic still. Like Thomas, the train makes sense, right?

The tank engine or whatever. What's wrong with him? What's wrong with him? I'm a good show. Yeah, but I just, that makes sense of like, oh, building an autistic community off of that.

That shows not, that show's cool. I didn't, can they not be the same? Can that not be both? Yeah, autistic is bad. Oh.

That's why I wouldn't admit I haven't. If you're autistic, you're a bad person, like, I don't know, what's, are we misunderstanding each other?

I'm sorry, I didn't know. Yeah, it's a bad thing to be. You should feel ashamed. You should be... That's crazy. There's like one autistic person

They're like, oh, they just turned it off right now. Legos. Oh, yeah, Lego. Oh, yeah. But that's the most respectable version of it. Legos are expensive, dude. I couldn't. It's crazy how expensive.

I've been fucked with Lego in a long time. Yeah. I built one with like some friends of mine when they were here in town like years and years ago. Because we was just like, I was just looking for something to do. Let's build a Lego thing. I haven't built a Lego thing.

You can fuck it forever. It was cool, but it was also like, damn, this is like, this was like 80 bucks for this fucking thing. Oh. We have Lego flowers in our house. You didn't spend $80 on that. We split it. That's like adult shit, right? Because you're not spending $80 on a fucking kid to give them a fucking toy.

Well, I mean, I don't know, dude. Now everything's expensive. Like, because my parents were, I was talking to my parents recently about like how like, my mom was telling me, like, yeah, we used to send you to, like, camp and stuff and, and stuff like that. And not concentration camp. We used to, they used to send me to camp. Rats. Yeah. Science camp and stuff like that.

I remember I used to build. robots and shit. I mean, there's like a science camp that I went to. We built like rockets and like robots. It was cool. But then like my parents were like yeah, that costed like not a lot compared. Like I think for like two weeks we sent you away for like 400 bucks. And now like that same type of course or that same kind of camp is like four grand for a day.

Which is like. Yeah. My mom was telling me she's like we were looking for like, because my niece just had a baby. And we were just looking. They were just looking into like, oh, I wonder what, like, we could do, like, at some point, camps of the camps that you used to do. And it's like, four grand a day. Jesus Christ. What the hell happened? So she was like, I don't know how you're even meant to do that shit anymore. Just milking fucking gentrified areas. Basically. Yeah, literally.

Four grand. I must spend a four grand on any one thing for my child. I mean, 400 for two weeks. Four hundred for two weeks wasn't nothing back then. But like, it wasn't four grand a day. It's not fucking like, yeah. It's a resident of those, those bro-cans. camp things. I forgot what they're called. Were those alpha alpha mill camps or whatever? Oh my God.

That's right. I forgot. Jesus, how expensive were those? They spent like tens of thousands of dollars for like a few days. I was like 60 grand for 10 minutes. Like I can't believe people paid for that shit.

Brother. Can I have a man come up to me and tell me that I'm fucking cool? I can't. I was like, just give me your, dude, I will give you so much more value just by being your friend, brother.

Just give me your money. Can I spend my, can I spend my, inheritance on this fucking guy telling you I'm gay? Give me the money and I'll put you to sleep and then I'll be more beneficial. I mean, it's crazy.

I mean, hey, if any of those people are listening, man, I'll send you my cash up, my Vimmo or whatever. If you're listening to you a picture of my asshole for $4,000. For $4,000,

absolutely. That is not bothered me in a little bit. Because like, it's not even like one of those things. I'll send you my asshole with my face in it. Yeah. I don't know. He's peeking under and then twist his head up.

Right. I don't think I can do that. It would be hard, but I'll figure it out for $4,000. That's enough. I don't know if my torso's long enough to do that. Is it like, can I get my head?

You use a mirror. You use a clever shot. Yeah. Yeah, I think, oh, like you're touching your toes and then in the mirror. Okay. You figure something now.

I haven't thought, I haven't thought about the logistics. In the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't thought about this many times. Definitely possible.

I'll definitely, like, edit my face on there. I'll start at $1,000, I'll start at $1,000 to make it easy. If it gets in higher demand Then I might have to, you know, raise a little No, I'm not $1,000. $4,000 easy $4,000?

I mean, I'll take $4,000 But I'm also, I'm easy So you can give me a grand Give me $145 in a pack of smokes And I'm fucking, I got you. You me authentically packed glass navels I'll do it before I can whatever Authentally packed

They're gone brother I know they're gone I have a case of them Just just keeping it It's a relic, huh? It's gonna go bad of it I'm not drinking them Yeah, just keep forever

It's like some people They evaporate Those went bad long before I even even realized that the Snapple was gone and also that like they were even there like I was just like

oh I forgot about these so like they were probably bad already but like the fact that I have them sealed is fucking cool yeah man I've been a drink stop in a long time man

it's not true at all I had literally had oh the snaple right there and even know wow that was the first time I had it in a while though because I was like

I was looking for Arizona's at Ralph's and they only had like two and I was like well I kind of want I didn't come here for two hours. It's insane.

So I got like a six-packed. First time I drank soda a long time was like this weekend. But it's not as good. Whatever? I felt that immediately the drinking a soda. I don't drink soda much anymore. I felt like sugar in my body. I felt my body like will wake up and sunrise the sugar.

I was like, oh, damn. Yeah. That's crazy. Still tastes delicious. I love ginger ale. You get sugar in your diet still? I just don't, not much. Like, not anything.

Like, nothing like. You get a from. your fruit? Probably. I usually eat fruit for like snacks. I was like my snacks. No, there you go. You go as dried mangoes.

I don't like dry mangoes. I kind of like, I love mangoes, but I don't like dried mangoes. Let me tell you something. Dried green mangoes tastes like, do you remember the reason called fruit roll-ups? Of course,

I'm not stupid. Yeah. All right. Never said that to you. So it's to be insane. Can you imagine not remembering fruit roll-ups? I can't. I feel like there's probably a lot of people that are like,

what's that shit? I don't know. I think they're still around. I'm pretty sure they're... Yeah, they're still around. I haven't seen them, but I wouldn't... You don't go looking for them because you're a grown-ass man now. I'm almost 40.

I don't know... I don't know how popular they are with kids still because I don't interact with children because I'm not a Republican senator, I guess. They're not Mr. Beast toys. That's why you don't see him anymore. But, yeah, that's true. I guess it's all like...

It's not a lunchly. It's not a lunchly. I'm skeptical that luncheys are even popular in the first place, honestly. I think little kids like Prime. I forgot about a period of time. Yeah. Prime was huge, man. Damn. Let me ask you something.

I have a made drink, right? I have a fruit roll-up question. Fruit roll-up or fruit by the foot? The roll-up tastes better. I don't roll-up. I totally agree. I like the roll-up for what it is, but like, there was something about, like,

the process of peeling the sheet up. It was the right thin to thickness. It was like, they had like the right flavor profiles going. I liked it a lot, but I did fuck with a lot of the by-the-foot, too, because it was nice to just bite. the beginning of it. It is fun. It's just like a fucking freak.

I prefer gushers over those. I don't really like gushers that much. I like gushers, but I like I had them once in the past. I always wanted to be. I would definitely sooner go out. Like at the supermarket, I would sooner buy the fruit roll-ups than gushers, I think. These are the way around. I love gushers.

All right, let's see what we got here when we type in fruit roll-ups. They're definitely still. here. What did they still do those tongue tattoos that were like questionable? Oh my God, I remember those. The Scooby-Doo ones. 16 count for only

569. That's insane actually. What the fuck where? That shit is sludge and sugar. Hell yeah. At Ralph's? Amazon. Oh, it's a pack.

Yeah. You're getting them in bulk. Oh yeah. 16 count. Yeah, man. It's good shit. I'm adding it to my cartman. That's crazy.

Over my shipping. What I don't know. Get now to Mara. Oh, She can get a 30 count for 697. What is this? That's so much, dude. Soonerly and I'm going to buy a flush light on Amazon.

And then just do it already. You've been talking about this for so long that it's actually dumb and gay that you're not doing it. 18 rolls of fruit by the foot for 697. That doesn't sound as much to me. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

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It's just like, okay, big deal. Yeah. You get a 15 pack of fucking pickled asparagus. Pickled? They make that. Pickled garlic, of course. I saw a video with this guy doing a challenge where he was like, all right, guys, welcome to the Marshall's diet.

I can only eat food from Marshalls for the next seven days. And I was like, yo. Marshalls has food? Exactly. Like he has another one where it's like hardware store only from like Lowe's and. Oh, so like just with the snacks in the beginning is? Yeah, yeah. And like just to see like if he can find any like, they're actually kind of interesting.

He's definitely like a bro. Like I was watching. I was like this is definitely like lady content because it's just some buff guy. He's like, let's do a physique check. I'm just like Okay But it is actually Kind of interesting

Just to see like I didn't know They would have protein powder Fucking you know Had fucking marshals or whatever Imagine going to a marshales Or something Like some really questionable shit

I want to do that now I want to do that for like I want to eat I want to go on a game stop diet I don't know if you can I don't think this is so food at all Exactly Best Buy baby

I think you would die You would die You want to go to the best You want to do best buy diet I'd be down with that I'd do that for a week They might sell like a leather wallet at GameStop or something. Yeah.

And you're that down bad. You're seasoning the wallet. Cook a leather wallet. Hope to God you get something out of it. That's crazy. That's heinous. It is an interesting idea though. Because he is going to like, like, yeah, fucking art supply stores and just like weird places that you wouldn't expect there to even be food.

That's being that low on a totem pole's crazy. Like I don't need food from fucking, I can only eat food from freaking like, I don't. know, Dwayne Reed. It's not Duwere's had food actually. Well, they have a lot

actually. That's a pharmacy and grocery store. I only go to foot lockers. Barnes and locker. Barnes and Noble.

Well, they have those cafes sometimes. Yeah, they do. They're like essentially a Starbucks. But they're like

I would never, have you ever sat in there and eaten at Barnes & Noble? I don't think I've ever had. I'd run on a date to one there before. Really? To a date to Barnes & Noble? You should be killed.

Yeah. The one by us. One by where we used to. One by dragons then? What? One by dragons, I remember? By where we used to live? Oh, by the Wendy's and everything.

Oh, I think I might have done that too, actually. I went on day there. There wasn't a lot to do over there. It was a interesting date. It was either Barnes & Noble or fucking the grass and die. Fucking the grass. You bend the grass over. Sorry grass.

It still is one thing I have not checked off. What, fucking in grass? Put your dick in the ground. No, yeah, put it fucking grass. Oh. Yeah. Digging out, get your little hoe. I don't think I've ever had sex. It's not...

I think I hate the idea. It's not fun because the itchy aspect. Like beach sex. Like beach sex is a bad idea. Yeah, it sounds horrible. This is terrible. The girl was like, this is horrible for me too. You just got to make sure you have a gun. Yeah.

I like cumbing on the sand and making little sand cumglops. It really, it holds the castles together. I didn't stubbing and cum when you're in the woods. What the fuck? So bad. Why is there this much cum here? Who came to a puddle of cum? coming on an ant like that?

I bet. Dude. I bet if you fucking search that, you can find it. Coming on ants, coming in an antill? Yeah. Yeah,

absolutely. Dude, somebody's totally true. He's fucking an ant hill. He's saving it for a month. He's saving it for a month. He's edging for a month. Then he runs and finds it.

And then he'll just blows it apart like the fucking towers. He hasn't slept. He hasn't slept in weeks because he's afraid he'll have a wet dream. So he's just like he's been. shocking every time he every time he feels himself nodding off he has like a shock system so he's been 30 days of just no sleep and edging

there's various belts on his penis what's the championship level of yeah the longest edge probably a eunuch Google that no they're not edging though they're not edging yeah they're definitely I mean there's something they're missing they're just existing

longest anyway we should read another question world's longest PLO TCA Plio TCA rode in I haven't read this ahead of time. This might suck. But it's a name I don't recognize. So welcome, a pleo TCA.

I don't know if this is your first ride in or what. But, uh... World's longest edge streak? Jesus Christ. How's it going, James, Chelsea, and Zoron? I've been listening to y'all's podcast ever since COVID. Thought of finally got... Thought of finally getting around to subbing on Patreon.

Welcome. I knew I didn't recognize that name. All right. There you go. Thank you, my guy. Thank you, feller. I was curious to know how you. guys deal with art block as I've been battling it myself for a couple weeks. Thanks for the

last these past week. So this is basically writer's block. How hell are you doing? Are you okay there, is? Is he edging still? I don't think that's what edging is, man. Yeah, you're going to die if you do that for any longer than you're doing that now. Or did he just bust? I'm not sure if he just busted. Is that what happens? I'm busting. Let's see. I'm not finding any Looks like it's just jokes and I don't think anybody's actually gone for that. On Reddit there's probably videos on that edging. There's definitely like a 38 day stream of him just edging and coming coming straight through his computer. Achievement hunters?

Is this a podcast or is this a fucking Achievement hunters or like an actual? That's a rooster teeth thing. Oh, so is that what the? Oh yeah, it is. So Achievement Hunter has a off topic world. What's the world's longest edge is off topic 196? So, you know, maybe they got some insight on it. That is crazy.

What a weird way to come across a Jeven Hunter. Are they still around? I don't think so. I think ERISA teeth is done. I know Bernie bought it back, but like, I don't think anything's happening. Yeah, Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders owns ERISAith now. I'm going to reboot Red versus Blue.

It's going to be great. Rest in peace, Montiome. creator of Ruby obviously that'd be so fucking crazy how do you know about any of this dude he's plugged in him no he's really plugged in he's really plugged in

it's so fucking stupid hey pleo was asking about art block oh yeah the block um I don't know what do we do what do we can plug yeah how do you get how do you battle it I guess I usually just like if I'm really forcing

something I'll just try I'll do something completely different but I also like have I do a lot of things so if I'm like I'm trying to write music or whatever and I'm in a flow state or whatever and then I hit a block and that block will ask for like an hour or something or something or I'm like I'm going to go do something now I'm going to write something else or like I'm just shift gears because it kind of acts like almost like a reset because now you're thinking about something else yeah it's easier to start something new than it is to it's weird it's like this isn't always true but sometimes it's easier to start something completely different than it is to continue something

because sometimes when you sometimes the momentum for some reason just dies and you've just got to like how do I how do I regain that and sometimes you might find it while doing something else like oh that's a good idea like I've had many times where I've been writing a song or whatever I was like oh this is a good lyric

that should go in this other song though and then suddenly I've made like a shit out of progress on this thing that was like kind of roadblock for a while yeah for me my biggest thing is whenever I'm not the most archie's person but whenever I feel like I block it would be trying to create something. What I do is I involve myself and things that inspire me.

Simply, that's what do you do? I involve myself in things that inspire me. What is that? What does that mean? Like, Lively. Well,

like, you browse lively and just look at Indians getting their arms caught and fucking sewing machines. I don't watch Indians die very often. It's often a Chinese, but, it is often Chinese factory. Somebody getting pulled into a fucking school.

Sondering their hands to fucking cell phones and stuff. That's crazy. This is the I-Ming phone. This is a fucking iPhone with a Chinese kid attached to it. like what's the fuck? Who put this in the box? What the fuck? With the phone

Nihow. That's insane. He's alive. He's been alive. That's crazy. He's been compacted into a space small. Like his atoms must be crazy. He's used to it, man.

That's like the size of his apartment that they give to work. The iPhone box. iPhone boxes are particularly compact. That is. insane. But I read, I go I read some shit, you know, I listen to music. I try to surround myself about things that I just find inspiring,

you know, music, pussy. What's the most Yeah, I guess that could be true. It could be. What's the most inspiring thing? To me? Yeah. What's why it's been the most? Yeah. I don't know. Probably.

Outside of coming in a saga and leaving it in the freezer. It's pretty inspiring, dude. I know that's like the main thing that you. Yeah. The idea of it, like, it freezes until it stand straight up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's fun about it is that, like, it's, it basically keeps the cum viable. Yeah, you can, you can still.

The freezing doesn't instantly kill you can. Yeah, it's like cryogenic. To cross your sperm and then put it in. Exactly, yeah. Well, the thing is, it's like because sperm is so, so not complicated, cellularly, in comparison to a person, um, there's not a lot of damage that can happen to it once you freeze it. It's pretty complex.

It's a haploid cell, you know. Haploid cell? Yeah. I don't know if I've never heard of that substance. I don't know if I believe that. That's not true. Interesting. Yeah.

I think you're fucking lying. For me, what inspires you more than anything else? I don't know. I usually take moments to remember about how God, you're gay. Pussy every other nigga is but me.

That's pretty good. But also just some nice blues with jazz music, man. I do like jazz when I'm working. I can't pay attention to it because there's nothing to pay attention to it. There's like there's no form or factor to it. So I can't like get lost in the jazz. Yeah, not the good one. There's formed a good jazz too.

What do you mean? No, good jazz is like fucking all over the place. That's like chaotic jazz. That's the best jazz. That's the contemporary. Yeah. Yeah, man. It totally depends on what we're talking about.

Like music. I'm more like what he says. You just, I think it's, I think, this is what I think. I think a lot of people, especially when they're first starting out, they don't like to abandon projects because they feel like, Man, I've put so much. What is the, they call it the cost-sunk-fowse or whatever? It's that thing where you get to a certain point where you realize that's just a part of it.

So I actually, I wrote a song and I used a riff that I recorded back in 2007. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large. Lodge problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script,

a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. And then I just put that into something this year. And so it's always just nice to hold on to the stuff, whether it be a piece of art in any form. hold on to it and you never know that might fit perfectly

with something else I've abandoned so many projects because after a certain point I'm like this was starting out perfect and then I'm like I can't figure out how to bridge this and I'm like I'm fucking done with it

and it may never be anything and that's fine too especially when I talking about music when you listen to musicians that make music and when they make albums they make more

songs than they ever make it onto the record. Oh, there's always a B-side of an album. Yeah. And there's just so many things that are just cutting room shit and so you're like Oh, I have Riders Block. Completely normal. Like you said, like Chris said, start a new project. Start new fucking project. It's insane

with people released with B-side shit and it's insanely good. And you're like, how the fuck is your B-side this good? I love B-Side. Like a lot of a lot of bands that I like. My favorite album by country is untitled and that's a B-side album entirely and the music on there is insanely good. I'm like, what the fuck is. A lot of fans I like used to have like they would have like you remember when bands used to do this some the the iTunes exclusive fucking track or whatever they would like it would be like extra track yeah the bonus track it was kind of like the deluxe edition type of of yeah yeah and I remember just being like there's one specifically for um the rise against appeal to reason I think it's called elective amnesia where I'm like this is really good why is this like separated so awkwardly because there's like one song I would have taken off that album you know what I mean this is something?

So like to hear like one that's like this is better than the one that's weird Makes sense when it's a conceptual album like I think when there's a concept album Some things have to be taken off Yeah, if it doesn't fit it doesn't fit but like if it's like just an album They're just making music like why are you doing like you could have just had another song an album Yeah Lady Gaga's most recent album was like that where there was like there was one at the end and it was like what the fuck is this is not It's the one that she did with Bruno Mars or whatever Oh okay and I was I don't remember what it's called I didn't like it though

I don't know. Very Bruno Mars. There's a really notoriously, System of Downs Toxicity. There's a few filler. I'm not going to remember. Yeah, there's a few filler songs on the toxicity that definitely don't need to be on there.

Yeah. I think of songs that are just like, they're fine songs, but compared to what's on Steel This album, which is basically their B-side, it's, it doesn't make any sense at all. Like there's a song, Jet Pilot. X. Like X doesn't even have any

fuck. It's just instrumental. Yeah. They have like it's there's a couple of words on it. It's barely anything at all. But then you have the B size which has like some huge like really insanely popular songs on there. Some of my favorite songs that they've ever written. Yeah. And I wonder what they do in a pick and choosy thing. The only thing I can think of is we had this same

project one time. Same problem with the project. I was in this punk band called the pedophiles. And it was spelled differently though. good yeah PED don't spell it don't spell it let us let us

let us guess no PED you want to guess well just petafiles right anyway um

so it's Peta not petto pedophiles anyway we made an EP of demo and we put two of our shittiest

songs on it and we had like probably like 20 songs and it was like a five six song demo and after we were done we're like, why the fuck did we do that? We should make a piece of shit

like band. We should make a garbage band that's like that puts out nothing but trash. I love doing something like that. That'd be great. I'll be Lee Singer. Yeah, you should be.

Yeah. I love doing something like that, man. I love, uh, I actually have way more fun. Yeah, bullshit than like making real. We should make a hip-hop album, dude. We should make a drill album.

I think that'd be funny as far. Oh my God. Chicago Drow. Look, there's art to it. Not much, though. I think we should make, um, It's all vibes.

No, I hate it. That's the point. I don't want to make real shit. UK drill so bad. I want to be like this. I'm going to beat like this. Yos, give me kiss. Lots of bliss.

I like shy drill because I think America makes, America does better drill beats. I think American, like Philly and Shai have better drill beats. I think that New York dro beats are kind of ass, though. What the fuck is this? And you're what, your leg? You okay? I

Apparently why is the fuck did somebody kick me? Yo, what is going on? It's a guy in the green The guy in the background This is crazy. It looks like somebody like kicked my foot And it was like I did in my shin Doesn't make any sense.

You good, bro? I just, I feel fine. I just don't know why it's there. I'm going to read the names, I guess. All right. Yeah, I guess. Sure. I don't know if we answer the question.

I don't remember what the fucking question was, honestly. It was the writer's blocker. Yeah, yeah, okay, there you go. That stressed me out, whatever the fuck he's going through. I don't like, I just want to know why this happened. Just because. Kicking the shit out of me while sleeping? It was just because, man.

Yeah. It's the green guy, is the guy in the green behind you. Was kicking you when you didn't notice. Oh, this is weird. How big is the dent? It's enough to wear like... Is it like a sea? It's just, it's, uh, you can see how, uh, what is it? Concave, what do you call it?

Yeah. Concave. Yeah. Yeah. Because convex is a bump. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I can, I can see it. I just, I hate it. Dude, I don't know what the hell this is. Why? I don't know. He's, he's tripping. He's tripping over there. Yeah, because it's not on this side. It didn't, it's, you know, I'm like, why's it on this side? You good, brother? You're going to count me down? I'm interested in Dary's terrified situation Well, me too, but I also You know Trying to get these names

Whatever whatever We're gonna read our $25 and up patron names We're starting early because I figured this is gonna go along Yeah I've learned at this point But the names last a long time They usually do So we're gonna read our $25 dollar out patrons now

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sweetie sweetly pulling his weenie see it do stretch the dead spider I would I would hurt a fly and I would

piss on its corpse the man so Jewish he haggles with the ATM that's crazy that's really that's a good joke

but like that's not in this climate that's funny in this climate rape getting my dick stuck by an elephant drunk, sissy, Chrissy, pissy peen, filling swine with hot cream. Delta Gamma, easing myself onto an upright Wii remote.

Literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Squimp is bugs. Clamuel Esquire, the third, usurrower, guildmaster, Colin Moriarty, Trump reading, she spat out do green eggs and ham. Dumb. Netflix doesn't allow screenshots because they'll know, they know it'll take. take three million screenshots frame by frame to recreate entire shows.

That is a crazy reason. Anybody who's willing to do that deserves to get away with it. If you're willing to screen, if you piece together the entirety of like even a season of television by screenshoting frame by frame, reassembling it in premiere and then somehow like doing the same thing with audio snippets, you deserve to get away with that. Yeah, that's insane.

Like that's like, oh, that's yours. That's like building the pyramids as far as I'm concerned. Like you should be heralded. Yeah, you won. Yeah, you win. We're not going to go after you. I kind of feel that way about prison too. Like if you get, if you escape, I feel like that you should be able to be free.

Right. I think that should be true, but, you know, that'd make it out. Like that would then weaponize people's minds to actually really escape and everybody. Well, that would just make it to make it to make it more incentive to make it more secure. That's crazy. I feel like there's a win-win situation, really. A prison in general should just, never mind. so much just keep going brother

you don't think it's a good idea I think prisons in general should be rehabilitative center instead of detention centers well some people I think most people in prison should be rehabilitated I would probably agree with you like the vast majority yeah I mean I don't know enough about statistics

yeah not the violent what do you feel about like Violent criminals are different but even most violent criminals are only violent because of various circumstances that isn't that it's like Depends on the type of violence I guess Yeah that's true like you know like Getting into a domestic dispute Like if you beat up a dinosaur, like...

Like if you get into a fist fight and you're not somebody unconscious, right? It's a big deal. You beat up the last dinosaur. That is pretty ethically bad, actually. It's like in Power Rangers, when Tommy spin kicks a fucking T-Rex. It's like Tommy, you just kick the T-Rex in the mouth. Did that happen? Yeah, Power Rangers, yeah.

In Power Rangers, he spin-kaked a T-Rex? Yeah. When does Power Rangers take place? The 90s. The 90s. The 90s. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, I don't... Were you watching Power Rangers Air? Were you that age? Because I wasn't watching it, Air. I watched. We watched reruns. I think I watched... I thought it was live, but I guess not.

I think I watched... I was watching that shit like it was happening right then. I think I watched Zio Air? No, no, I'm too old. You're too young for that. I watch a lot of present with the mortar. I watch Lost in Space, uh, galaxy, SPD.

I... SPD was so like, I shouldn't have been watching Power Rangers anymore. I was like senior in high school. I watch Power Rangers Until what you call it What's after SPD I stopped Jungle Fury

I was at Jungle Fury Yeah I didn't know what the fuck that is After SPD I stopped What's SPD again was that same for? I can't really be watching it What does SPD stand for? Big Patrol Delta Yeah that's crazy

That show was fun Doggy Kruger was my boy bro I was my nigga That dumb ass When he fucking would morph his Fucking nose was gone He would just have a suit on Instead of having a fucking

K-kinaidae snow. That was my boy, dude. Yeah, Doc, he was dope. Anubis. A Nubis. Criker. He was like a fucking Jamaican. He was Jamaican Jackal. Jackal. Jackal. Is it a jackal?

Cunning. Good men in Twinks. It was good. It was the only Paragon that actually made sense because it was actually like a space patrol. You know what I mean? It wasn't like, hey, some magical fat idiot

in a tube. Like, Hey, I got these gay crystals. I like Zoran. I like Zoran. He was cool. I got these gay crystals. I'm somehow fat. I don't have a fucking body.

He had a body the whole time. I can't even eat. I'm fat. This will make sense. Stop saying misinformation. He had a body. They showed his body in the movie. Then he's just in some gray blanket.

And he had like no ears. And I was like, what the fucking alien? No. He's an alien. What was the gray blanket? What was that? You remember that? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Can you show me a picture of it? Do you have it? I really can't even imagine. I'm not visualizing what you're saying. That was his shawl, dude. It was drapery. Short on gray blanket. Colan Moriarty, two rats in a trench coat,

Sam Porter, bitches. The power move to make someone rotate 180 degrees upside down in an instant. That would actually be a wild power, dude. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell. host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines.

Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum?

By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions

about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health.

Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. If you could just snap your fingers and make somebody like invert Oh yeah that would be crazy That would actually be like so disruptive It's crazy They break their neck They'll let it go on their neck all of a sudden

I would do that to the president constantly Look he's got a snuggy on There's a fucking It's a turtle neck He's an alien Who the fuck is that? Like aliens Zoron

That's a guy in the tube But he's just dying Because he need the tube To survive for whatever fucking reason Is that the movie? Yeah Wasn't he after the movie still

Didn't he kill himself In Lost in Space To make all the kids in space to kill everybody else. You could have done that a long time ago, which is selfish. He does the, he kills himself to kill all his ops. Guys, guys, guys, guys. He's the ultimate haters.

If you're still worrying about spoils from Power Rangers. You're this fucking fat asshole. Like, why was this guy? He's in the two. I am Zorda. Rangers, I need burgers. Do my business. Rangers, I need.

I need habit. Rangers, bring me big, Booty Latinos. This is sturt. They're like, you need that, you need that, Zodon? Yes, hurry up and get them. Rangers, I need five guys burgers playing no veggies. No.

If I see so much as a single speck of green on that burger, you're all fired. But Zordon, aren't you technically wasting money because you can put like a bunch of shit on to shut up? No. Shut up. I want cheese and meat. And bread. What cheese, meat, and bread. In fact, put an extra bread in the middle.

In between the two meats, if you could. Couldn't you have gotten, like, other people that aren't in school to do this? I would have been acting. I would have been acting. Could you just be called postpans or something? Yeah. I would have been. No.

He's just screaming. This is your only. The room is shaking. You're feeling it vibrating through you. Ah! Zordon being a fat. slovenly piece of shit is awesome. Dude, I would act a fully.

I need milkshakes now. I want an Oreo and a cheesecake. Did he even sound like that? Yeah, Rangers. Rangers. I'm gay. That is all. Have a good evening.

Go save the world and shit or whatever. They're just saying, they're like, oh. I mean, tell us Billy. I guess. Okay, sir. You don't say that. Hey, you got bullied on set, which is funny. Yeah.

No, Billy. They got a plate the Blue Rangers. They had the blue in the glasses. He was a nerd. Okay. And they're like, ha, you're gay.

And then they're like, and then with Trini, the Asian, they're like, ah, you're Asian. They pushed her in front of a car and she died. She died in a more than a car.

They didn't kill her. No, she died. Oh, I thought they killed her. It's really sad. They pushed her in front of a car and she died. That's tragic.

She's trying to like, he's trying to cover it up. Zordon did this? Zordon was like, hey, look over there. and then she fucking flew Asian Pushed her in front of a car

He blew her into a car The fact that the Asian Ranger was yellow The black man was a black person Was crazy I saw nothing wrong with it I love that they They swear

That they didn't think about that Until afterwards I think it was a passive racism I don't know I don't know what to believe See I don't know either Because for me Is there a bug in here

There's a little mat No he's gonna die In six minutes Yeah Damn I want to smack The thing for me is that like when I was a kid, I wasn't really privy to that stuff. Yeah. And so like to me, I almost kind of like, oh, I mean, sure, why not?

So like I don't really know. I don't know how prevalent it was that people even understood that that was a thing. Because I still don't really like, I'm not children as yellow still doesn't really make sense to me. Not children. Well, it's just, you know, the exaggerations of like, oh, like, we're not literally black. You know? So it's just like you have a shade of. Yeah.

Yeah. You have a shade of a, of an Asian person. They're like, oh, you have a slight tent. You're like almost white. But you're not. So we're going to call you yellow. Fair, yeah. Native American, not the color fire engine red.

You know what I mean? Well, some of them are. Some of them are. They're really not. They're really not. They're just tan sometimes. That's it. My great-grandfather was like a tomato.

Really? No. Are you stupid? I've never. I've never met. heart problems. Lily's grandfather. Oh, yeah.

Who was like very, who's like very native. He was like, he was like refried bean color. It was crazy. Refrined bean color. I was like, you are like,

do you understand what you just said? Yeah. Okay, I just want you to know. I just want you to re-examine. That motherfucker was a bean. Jizzy, jizzy, quizy, Tofi, Moldo, the DS Picto chat

molester. Berser Beatles, big bouncy backside. Um, reckless rhino, the Sloker 2, why so derpy, Sween. What's your favorite Pokemon and why is it Jinks? You racist bastard.

I literally, that was Lily. Wait, Lily's favorite Pokemon is Jinks. Not even close. She just made fun of us like, if you're gonna fuck a Pokemon, which is like, I don't know none of them. And she's like,

Jinks got big tini's though. And I was like, shut up. Okay. Would you talk Jinks? No, I wouldn't fuck Jinks. I saw a picture of like, do you remember that picture that thing that was going out

around like girls with Muteu builds? yeah have you seen that I think I remember that I remember I was like yeah you know nah I mean Mutu Them thighs man I've I've I've I've I've

I've fucked a lot of Big ties save lives man I've done some shit so man I'm not I wouldn't fuck muteau Knowing a muteu build In lieu it made me less attractive I'm like oh that's it This is weird

You might be of a Pokemon now I don't want to have sex with you It's for me it made me too more attractive Oh yeah Yeah that that that picture of the girl With the mute two thighs I was looking at that's crazy You too thighs

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Max goof Max goof If anybody out there's got crazy thighs like that I mean Is this name Max a Million or Maximus You know where to find me I think it's Max a Million I think it's Max a Million

I think they said it one time in the show No In the movie I think in a show The movie I mean Is it not Maxwell It might be Maxwell Like Maxwell House?

No. Like the coffee? No, it's not Maxwell House, the coffee. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your guts. No, no, no, no, wait. Folders. Blowing up your guts. No, you're thinking of a...

Are you thinking of a... Or you're thinking of a... ...or you're thinking of a... Yeah, that's right. That's where their confusion was. Yeah, I was thinking of Dr. Yeah. Hi, I'm Dr. House.

Hi. Hi, I'm Dr. White House. I'm White House. I'm White House. I'm White House. I'm white. house and I'm also the president. Max a million gove. Yeah, I think they said it one time.

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I have a sword on picture where I photoshopped a burger on him And I've been trying to find it this whole time. That's a crazy thing to be on a search for. The worm is bursting out of RFK Jr's face like Diego and Dead Rising 3

whilst he's on trial. I know how to find it. I just got to type in burger and then like I love how the search on Instagram not Instagram on the phone. It'll just find you like

so have you put in cake. Does it actually do that? Yeah, 100%. So check it out. Type in penis. Uh, in a minute. Give me a second. In a minute.

Give me a second to myself. Oh yeah, look at all the burgers that pulled up. Why? There's so many pictures of burgers in your fucking vote. Burgers are great. My favorite is the...

That's an awesome answer. Burgers are great. What do you mean? The best one is... Is that nicacado avocado making out with... Make it out with his... Ex-partner, I'm assuming.

I don't know if they're still together. I can't imagine... I just like how sloppy they look. Yeah. They're just like... That makes me hungry, though. The burgers... It does.

Yeah. They're so big. They're so big and there's so many. They look like they're Photoshop, but it's not. That's the thing that's crazy. That's making me hungry. I am really hungry.

I haven't eaten it all today. A totally normal straight beetle. Yeah, like, you know, Zord on with his burger. You just put on his chest. Do you Photoshop that on purpose, man? Legit. That is just, that is so fucking stupid. Legit crazy.

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Hey, dude. You paid good money for those. feed picks. They're yours. Fend. Fend. Let's see what happens if I type in penis.

I wonder if they'll even understand. Oh, yeah. So it's just all the text. It's not actually showing me. So I guess anything vulgar probably won't show me. Like, oh, let me show you if there's pictures of penises or replicate that.

Nudes. Yeah, probably not that. But if the word nudes, it'll capture that. Right, right. You type in present black fathers and doesn't show you anything. It's crazy.

Superman punching Israel to death. I forgot this is from a YouTube Getting motion sickness From the Earth's rotation From a YouTube poop It's like Like when I typed it in It's like penis hard

Are you searching up So you go in your photo gallery And then you just Or your camera roll or whatever And then you can just do the search at the top It's fun Because it It's a shortcut

In a sea of bullshit That is helpful Yeah my fucking photo album I got like 20K At least That's cool crazy. I deleted a bunch. I went through yesterday and deleted like

a shit ton of it. I deleted a lot. I need to. I think I deleted like 2,000 images. You have 20K. That's because I have 6,000 images. Yeah. My thing because it piles so this is probably since I got this phone a couple years ago. 6,000. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of

Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very, very, large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often, women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of

prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, I have 1,500 items in my recent photos.

Also, that have 6,000. Which is ultimately everything. Okay. 261 videos. So this is, by the way, how I've been taking notes for, how I've been taking notes for, I've been taking notes to get clips for the show. Yeah.

Looks hilarious. Because I just like, I take a screenshot of like the name of the episode, the timestamp, and then I just draw loose like like a vague description. But it looks crazy on my phone. RFK, DBZ, uh, Moju, Joju. But it looks crazy. Yeah. Like, it's like, this would be a psychotic thing to see.

But, uh, I see that a buggy got engaged? What, boogie? Oh, by the, to the child? Yeah. So here's the child. She's not, we're exaggerating, but.

And then here's, here's boogie. God, he looks so weird. His veneers are so obviously, like, that's clearly not your real deal. The veneers come back to popinness. The crazy. The crazy thing is he fucking,

he already kind of fucked him up a little bit. That's insane to fuck up veneers. Yeah, that was like, there's already, like, tar on it. I was like, tar and it. He's eating tar like he always does. He looks so uncanny now with those teeth, man.

He does. I fucking love it. He looks like, he looks like the kind of face that you would imagine are around those like you know those joker teeth with like the, that. That, yeah,

the chattering teeth. Oh, God, the walking teeth. He looks like the hypothetical head that those teeth come from. I want to fucking like throw a battering out of them like because you they did collect. And there was like 400 of them around the fucking Arkham asylum. Yeah.

Dude, I'm getting a weird. I've been getting a weird itch to play Arkham Asylum again. Like those Batman games, I'm in the mood for Batman games. I think it's because of Superman, honestly. It's getting me into DC stuff.

It's been a while, man. Yeah, you should do it. Yeah. I haven't seen a single Superman movie in my life that I cared about. So it's like a nice feeling. Oh.

Interesting, cool. I never saw the original one, though. I don't. I saw a movie. I actually literally only saw Superman 2. I only saw Superman 3. I only saw Superman 4 and I've seen every other Superman. I have not seen.

the first one. That is crazy. You missed out on the best Superman movie. I think that's better than this one even. I mean, probably. That's what I hear. I just can't. It's such a good movie. It might be true. Like I've heard. I think maybe it's probably written well, but for what I want to see in Superman. Like that shit's too fucking dated. I want to see Superman do Superman do something. Like what?

Things that like animation can do? Like what things though? What do you think? Give me the exact things. Do I need to? What is Superman do? I'm asking you for them. I don't know. What does Superman do? I don't know other than be super. powers. Okay. That are extraordinary. Okay. And can be captured well

through animation and not live action. Which ones though? All of them. Which ones? Like what? All of them. Like super sing? Somebody

Kill them, please. I want someone to drop that cinder block like fucking the telltale shit I do. That salt block? He killed him and it was in the same room with his daughter being like my bad. Guys, spoilers for the Walking Dead video game. Yeah, the Walking Dead.

What year was that? 2012. No, 11 maybe. 2012. I remember it distinctly because I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why. I would bet money it's 2012.

2012 sounds right. Because I feel like I remember a game of the year conversation that year. I'm putting it 2014. That's way too late. I'm putting my flag down just because of indifiance. Okay. You're right. 2012.

Yeah. I didn't. I don't know why I know that, but I was so sure. It makes sense. I think I remember, you know why? I think I remember a game of the year conversations happening around that time and being like. Oh, it was just for my birthday. That's crazy.

Wow. Who cares? I do. Yeah. No one cares about your birthday, man. I don't care about you or you. I don't care. That's fine.

I don't care about you. That's fine. That's fine. Who cares about my birthday? Turner. Turner! I was waiting for somebody. I have a three-minute long compilation.

Somebody's saying, faggin, I wish... What is it? I wish the empty files remain blocked! That's crazy. He finally gets fairies and he just reeks. He usurps the fairies of them. Oh, man. What a fucking freak.

I know. Why would you do that? He had one wish. I wish Israel remained protected. What's the stipulations for getting fairies? I don't remember. I think you just have to be an abused child. You have to be a neglected child, literally.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. And then, and then is it, why? You just show them a, why did you show me a picture of your asshole? Yeah, in the same position as Nicacado avocado. That's crazy. Why would you do that?

It's crazy that you replicate. Art imitating life, you know. Oh. My life imitating art, I guess. I guess so, yeah, life emmercating art, Yeah, got you. What's another thing? I hate that I know.

I hate that I know that. I want the Twin Towers to begin! It's kind of like... They're ugly! So was him? They were talking. Blame it on those people. Put al-Qaeda of absence in the plane right now!

Are you sure? Transport innocent Muslims into the cockpit of that plane right now! What is this? What? Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm in the plane. He's like that.

He's got a box cutter in his hand. Like what the fuck's happening? Cosmell, I wish for him to have a box cutter. He fucking orchestrates 9-11 with fairy godparents. It's like, why did you choose this specifically? It could have been anything. I wish I knew! They could have been no people in the plane.

It could have just been. Yeah, you know. It would have been too suspicious. It would have been too suspicions. Yeah, that's a good point. Ah, geez. Oh, geez. All right.

I guess we have to. I guess we're bound by law. Oh, my fucking God. I'm leaving you, Cosmo. I don't know. I don't know. Cosmo, you're not standing off what's right. Bitch, he has a gun.

He has a very gun. He has a very gun. He was. for it and I gave it to him. I wish I had a gun that only killed fairies. Pharies and minorities. Hey, wish I...

What'd you say? Ferries and minorities. I guess. Stupid. Fuck. When I leave an area and I become minority, it only kills other people that are not me. But Timmy, I mean,

Crocker. That goes against the rules. I wish there weren't rules. Oh, check. What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?

Why? Why? That is the image of my phone from 2016. That is a, look, is a 203. You've had this. This is a 10-year-old image of my phone. I was sitting there old an image. Can we show that?

It's the smile that gets me. I was so happy to have penis eyes. This is the craziest fucking image I have ever seen. That's just in my phone. That is just in my fucking phone. Who did that? I have had this in my phone for so long. Oh, my God.

Like, it never crossed my mind that he had, like, his eyes with, like, dicks or anything. He's crying. It's a crazy fucking... I never would have thought of that man's higher life. The cocky fucking smile. Dude, this is the kind of shit that's in my phones, though. I saw this when I was cleaning my phone

or like maybe like three years ago and I was like, I got to keep this one. Yeah, put that in your chat for sure. Oh, my God. Put that in the text for sure, man. I need the chat. I wished her head penises for eyes. That's crazy.

Uncut! I'm just jacking your eyes off, dude. You just... Do you have a dick, too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you have three dicks that we know of. I had these things in my phone before I move the California. That's insane.

That really derailed my entire feeling. Getting motion singing is from the earth rotation. Chris Chan Sonichu Peterson. Thugzilla 2000 versus Medicaid cuts, GTA swing set glitch on some Mario brother shit after the bill passed. We at the Star Tank support all actions made by Iran. Glory B to the Ayatola. Sure.

Whatever. Who cares? Who cares? about what anybody has to say anymore. It's amazing how little anybody's word beats anything anymore. Like, it's crazy. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I remember there was a point where like I feel like

it was reasonable for you to be careful about what you said on the internet. I don't think that that's true anymore. Absolutely not anymore. Yeah. Our president got convicted for crimes and was just a let off. Yeah. So like why should I care? Like what? Like absolutely not. You tell me the standard for me is higher than the president. Go fuck your dog. Yeah. Suck my dick. You're crazy. Fuck off.

I actually die twice on fire in front of your children while they die next. Actually suck. I want no like like get over here place your fucking jowl on my fucking penis and suck like you're trying to get fucking syrup out of my tiny straw I wish for the banks to be bailed out I'm just trying to think of everything bad that's everything bad

yeah god damn obamna he really just didn't Obama no Obama I have such a degree of dislike for him and I just can't bring up around my family ever because they're just like, you hit Obama and it's like, yes. He sucks.

Like, he did not. He's a charismatic fella. He failed in a lot of places. I get it. He's charismatic as fuck. You want to have a beer with them. You want to play basketball with them. I get it.

Yeah. Let me be clear. Yeah. If he didn't take the fucking, you know, the position, but yeah, Obama's true. Let me eat a goat in front of you. Raw. Let me swallow 10 guns in front of you right now. Now, let me be.

I'm immune to the Flint stuff. Let me be viciously hungry. Yup. Yup. Yump. Yum. No. No.

Eats. Delicious. W.Eats. My wife's a man. They're right. They're right the whole time. My wife just got in here. Hello, bro.

Hello. bro. What's good dude? What's good dude? I love you, Barack. So mean, but also whatever.

Those fucking conspiracy theories. Those are really funny. I love the. The photoshopps of her with like a fucking, with a fade. It's fucking kill me, dude. I've seen that so many times.

I love you, Obama. I love you so much. She calls him Obama. Piss. troughs are absolute barbarism. Jack WFM's Sweene's spoiler policy is genuinely fucking outrageous and super inconsiderate but makes

sense for a yank. It's not a yank behavior. It's, it's, it's him behavior. That's crazy. If something is five years old and you don't know about it, you should fucking first kill yourself. Five years is not that long. It's a fucking half a decade. Suck a dick. But half a decade means nothing now.

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Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat, and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

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I would be like no We're not gonna split I think 10 Is valid I think the last of us is safe to say I think maybe I think maybe I think generally maybe two years You are fucking stupid

Maybe two years That is just a fucking retarded Maybe even less But I'm just so incant I just don't care Because for me the biggest thing Is the experience Of absorbing something

Yeah It's not exactly Unfettered by other people No no no no it's the whole experience No no no It makes too much sense I'm talking about my experience. I can't give everybody's, you know, and I have to understand that, you know. Yeah.

For me, it's like if I'm, if I hear like, oh, I don't know what Monorail you fell off of when you were six or something that like made you this way. Like, like, if I'm, if I'm, if I care about something, right, and knowing what happens doesn't ruin it. But I also watch a lot of things that are adaptations in general. So I'm like, I'm going to go in here and I'm going to see something that I clearly want to see, but it's kind of probably be not exactly what I'm expecting it to be. But you can't tell me that objectively something is better absorbing it for the first time without knowing it. You can't tell.

But knowing it doesn't destroy the experience for me. You just, knowing it doesn't, you just don't care about it being better for you. I don't think that. It's like some people jacking off dry and some people with lotion. Like you're fine jacking off dry. You're like,

I don't, I think that's too far. I think for me it's like, if I'm watching something, part of the experience is seeing it at the time I'm seeing it. You know, that's a good portion of it. So if I see,

if I view something that is already like, oh, I know that this has. It's like for me, seeing the red reading. The red ring I already knew about. I knew what's going to happen. But still seeing everything I led up to it and seeing pieces with what happens matters a lot to me. Now, imagine how much more impactful it would have felt if he didn't know.

I mean, I would have been like, oh, that's still really cool. But I didn't sour my experience. Again, it's like jacking off. It's better. Dry versus Loub, dude. I guess it's better. But it doesn't ruin it for me. That's what I'm saying.

That's my perfect analogy. But something does, something not ruining it for someone. That's like, that's kind of like saying. People are like, oh my God, you would have spent. me it's like okay well fuck you couldn't clear that and we clearly don't care that much at all no but that's like that's like saying it's just like yeah i mean i could stab you in the leg and it's not gonna kill you like it's not i'm not killing you that's not the same thing that is that is frightening it is it is it is just because something doesn't destroy the experience doesn't

mean it doesn't ruin some aspect of it experience of what it ruins is my space of me walking that's outwardly harm if someone is experiencing a show and i suppose something for them i'm i'm sorry that i'm misunderstanding i'm sorry that i upset you i'll go as far as i'm sorry i'm sorry upset you. You know, like, oh, man, that's a fortune I upset you. I'm not exactly sorry about spoiling things for you. I'm sorry. I feel like that's a crazy. I'm sorry you upset. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Like, that's where I apologize for. I'm like, whatever. Very selfish point. Especially if it's like years of it happening. It's like, oh, dude, whatever, man. Like, I, sorry. What do you mean? So like, somebody's like, you spoiled that,

that, that Spider-Man is Peter Parker? I'd be like, like, you'd kill yourself. You never like, kill yourself. That's not anything. You spoiled, you spoiled that, uh, the ending of the Spider-Man too. movie where he becomes good at the end fuck he's like dude die Spider-2 is old I give somebody especially if something really popular

I'm like dude if I hasn't been supposed to already is kind of crazy whatever I just I just don't crazy because other people have Curtis I just don't care that much man I really just don't care that much man it's such a weird thing to not care about

it is I think it's a weird thing because you do care I don't that's the thing it's like you care enough to have a staunch stance on this I only care that I upset somebody I wish I didn't have to upset them That's it. I do not care about.

But you don't care because you haven't avoided doing it. I'm purposely avoiding it now. I could spite spoil, but I don't do that. That's a different. That's a different. That's a thing of caring something. Oh,

somebody give him a medal for not spite spoil. No, I'm not saying, I don't want praise for it, but I'm saying like, I get fucking dispose right now. You're good. And you're going to die in 10 minutes

and I can kill you right now. Yeah. I guess. I just, I think, uh, this is, this is how I feel.

Like, he's content with, instead of doing Jack off I'll make it more universal. You're content with cheese pizza and you will only order cheese pizza even though other people would probably like more toppings and you're like, no, this is fine and I only care about this so I'm getting this. And that's kind of like good enough for you and you're not thinking about other people. I would argue it's more like him ordering a Hawaiian for the for the entire party. Well, see, but he would be beaten the death of that happened.

That's true, yeah. I would say it's more like... Imagine getting... Imagine ordering pizza for a party and not having a single, like, plain or pepperoni there. And it's just all like fucking a hot pod. It's all crazy. It's just, oh, we only got Hawaiian. See, that...

You're fucking crazy. That's too, like, it's... I totally understand what you're saying, but that... It doesn't ruin the experience. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's still pizza. What you're saying is I go into detail describing the exact thing that happens. If I go to just like, exactly, so, see...

scene starts what you call let's see the very beginning of the game you go through these various points I do this this this and this that's detailed it's final level It's final level it's legendary It's prestige is whatever It's like sending someone to text

You open the text and immediately go see Alex and I won't turn off And describes you exactly what happens to the show But it is interesting because it's like look There's plenty of times where things have been spoiled for me And I was fine with it But it totally it's all contextual It's completely dependent If I know that the, like say, if someone spoiled Superman for me, this one that just came out, I don't care.

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But if it's like horror films You can't spoil horror films Because that's a point of the element of surprise There are certain games Like if someone spoiled You know like say Expedition 33 for me I'd be oh what a bummer You know because now the journey is going to be fine

But also the impact of the ending Is not going to really mean anything to me Yeah It's just stuff like that Like there's certain things I've spoiled something with a twist Which I have, I spoiled a few times. And that I'm like, I feel bad because I'm like, oh, man, I feel bad that I bought by the, because

because we're talking, like, let's say most recently, right? We were talking about persona four. This person was talking about the persona four game about the twist of the game. Yeah. And then I said the twist. And I was like, oh, I didn't know that. I was like, but you're talking about the twist of the game. That's not exactly accurate, but like, I know what you're trying to say.

That's the twist. You just brought up that there is a twist. So they brought up there is a twist, but they didn't say what the twist is. But they know about the twist, which is insane to me. How do you know about the twist of that game and not the twist of it? Well, I feel like there's people like, like, I hold the review stuff and they'll be like. That's it. You ran up to somebody who was like wounded going for help and then you, why are you looking for help?

And you killed them on the spot. That's what you did. You're just like, oh, he knows, he's halfway to understanding what the spoiler is. Let me finish him off. Yes, because it's like, that's so crazy. How do you know that spoiler? That's the, I'm trying to think like, how do you know that spoiler? First of all that's not talking about the twist.

There was no conversation. They were talking about the, they were literally bringing this. We were talking about twisting games And someone else brought a persona four And then I was like Well yeah, obviously you're not gonna guess that twist out of nowhere Our friend was taught we were talking about like this Let me put the exact same that happened

We were talking about how games Video games particularly persona games A lot of JRPGs the twists are kind of evident Like evident like oh this is gonna be the twist Yeah And then I was like well persona A lot of persona games have twists And my friend was one of our friends was like

But yeah but you can see it coming And I was like Well the twist and persona It's not evident. And I went from him as like, we were in a firm was like, oh, it's kind of an evident twist. And I was like, so you know that the person is the person that's doing it. And they were like, I've not even done with the game. And I'm like, but you're in the conversation about the game.

How do you remember it? That the person who got it spoiled was not contributing to the conversation specifically because they didn't want to have it spoiled. They weren't like, they weren't at use. You were having a conversation with somebody else. It was not the person involved. That's unfortunate. Oh, so it got spoiled for some.

So somebody else knew about it and they were talking and then the person that was just Well, they were being considered. They were talking about a considered way and he didn't basically. They brought up the twist and I was like, well, the twist is this and I did, I did spoil the twist. I guess it's a pretty significant point of the game. It's the whole twist of the story. And I felt bad that I bothered them. I was like, I'm sorry, man.

You're not going to experience that. That's unfortunate. But also this game came on 2008. Right, but I'm sorry. I think about... This game is nearly older than, I don't know, maybe South Sudan. Yeah, I mean, I don't... I don't care about...

There's a couple of games that I still would like, that are fucking old that I would not spoil because I think like there's a lot of shit, like the whole point of those games. If you haven't experienced them, it's like, you should experience that. I think spoiling narrative video games is unfortunate. Like, spoiling...

Spoiling Bioshock to me would be like, that would suck. Because like the big point of that is like so... that hit me like a truck when I first played it. I mean it's like spoiling Castle Vaines vina. It's like, oh, no, Dracula's at the end. It's like, who gives a fuck? Well, that's not what I'm, that's not really would buy it.

But like, that's a narrative. It's not a narrative. Like narrative video games in general, spoiling the narrative sucks. Yeah, of course. That's the point of it. So I was like, I felt bad. Especially RPGs.

Because you're just why you play. You're not playing those games for any other reason other than in a narrative. You're not there. You're not there for like, oh, I really like how this game is boring most of the time. Anyway. I do feel bad though All my sexes are with men That's why I hang my hat on his weenie by George Gay

If you step into San Antonio You will be raped Oh wow That's pretty crazy over there On the sign You see where you're like 10 miles out What the fuck? Population 6

You see it And they're all lingering at the border There's one missing You get pulled immediately out of your fucking car There's one missing There's only five He's probably in the backseat he's in the back seat as you're driving in.

Welcome. Pops up in the rear view. Welcome. Cheeks clapped. Big meaty sinks. Canola Joe slid into Epstein's cell like a T-1000. Street Fighter 6, but everybody is naked and hard.

Dandy Andy, leader of the spider fucker party. Same thing. Hashtag Restore the Gatorverse. It must have really killed the vibe when all those people got snatched by ice last week at Lily's Keynesia. Oh, that's right. She just had her quinsoniera.

Congratulations. Congratulations. My girlfriend's 29. My girlfriend's 29. Oh, okay. What? 29, what? 29 weeks?

29 months? 29 minutes? Hours? Minutes is crazy. Hours is also crazy. It's all crazy. It's all crazy. Months.

Weeks, it doesn't matter. Yeah, I guess, yeah. It can only be years. It can really only be years. Everything is more ridiculous than the years. He's eating truck. stop sushi on the regular gids what was that thing we were talking about

tire shop sushi Sweeney is certified Rogg can we get a death metal logo snark tank tote bag please oh I hadn't even considered that but I guess we're good I mean we already have one idiot

it just needs to be out of tote no death metal I'm not big on tote bags but like I mean I'm not big on death metal yeah I mean it don't hurt and tote bags generally just don't like in my experience

they don't sell super well so we just didn't don't even bother but like maybe yeah i mean like it doesn't there's no harm in putting that stuff up because it's not like it's you know shit sitting in a warehouse yeah but i also i think of it more like um how like the the Xbox store and like game stores have like a lot of like shovelware on them like i want everything that's there to be like oh people want this you know what i mean even if we could sell like maybe like five of one design it'd be more valuable i think just have like everything there be like i just stuff that most i think i think I feel like that only makes sense if you have inventory.

Yeah. I think the reality is that people's brains are very low on inventory. And as much as you can fit on a single screen is as much as most the second the second screen starts, like people often don't go to the second screen no matter what's there. Even if it's shit that like people really want. So it's unfortunate. But like it's it literally is just like the psychology of people buying shit online. It's insane. Yeah.

So I mean even in that case though, that's why it still doesn't mean. It's it only means something for the person that's looking for that thing and for everybody else. It doesn't matter, especially since the homepage just only has limited stuff on there anyways. So it doesn't do anything. Like the homepage shows like six or nine things. And then you got to click something else to show the rest of everything else. Right. Yeah.

So meaning that if you had a thousand products, it wouldn't affect the package homepage. And somebody would have to go out of their way to check it. It's like homepage versus subscription. Sure. The subscription doesn't affect the homepage. People mostly use the homepage. And then there's a handful of people that still use their subscription. It doesn't, you know, it's just, it, having options doesn't hurt the thing, especially if we're not.

But if a shirt's on sale for like a year and it sells five. I'm just like, that's a bad shirt then. That's a space that could be used for a better shirt is the way that I agree. We're not, we're not, we're not keeping it up though. It's just digital. It's not. I understand. I don't think you guys understand.

If it was physical, I think you, but you're saying it as if it's physical stuff. We're like, oh, that could be a space for something. You could have a thousand products.

What are you saying? Okay, let's go to the store with a thousand products. We don't need to have it. Why are you being a tooth right now? I'm simply saying, like this is the logic of it. A space is a space regardless.

I mean, yeah, but the thing is that it wouldn't, it wouldn't likely go on the first page. It would go further inside of it. Sure. But this person is directly looking for that thing. All right, we'll put the tote bag off.

So for that person, like, it's, I think for me, my brain is like this person's going to, like, it's not a bad idea to have things that people are looking for if they're looking for it, you know? Like, if someone's going to go look for a tote bag, there's no problem of having it because it's not going to be taking up space where the things that are the hot deals are. This person's probably like, oh, I would love if there was a tote bag on here. Maybe I'm going to check through to see if there's things that I want on it, you know? Yeah, yeah. It's like, it's like searching for what you want exactly. And I don't think that would inherently, does it directly affect the main page? I'm looking at it from a curation standpoint where like if I go to a website and it's just, and like 20% of what's there is good, that that bothers the shit out of me. And so I don't want to contribute to that.

Oh, so this is like a personal thing. Of course. Yeah. Why do you think you're not the, you're not the consumer? I'm just saying, like, from my own perspective, having like dealt with like a bunch of like, if I'm on storefronts and it's like mostly shit, I'm just like, why is this like this? It doesn't have to be this way. This is lame and gay. I guess when I shop I just shop for what I want And then I get in I leave

I don't even like explore pages like that I think I like know some I don't do that anymore either I know what I used to is the point Like I used to do that I used to explore it's like I wonder what they have Because usually it used to be

Oh there's stuff has to pass a certain like Curation standpoint Now it's like not really the case Now it's just a bunch of bullshit everywhere And it's annoying Yeah I like a What put the toe bag up though A good presentation like said the home

page looks nice and presentable and then you can go somewhere else where you can actually drop down the page. I think that's fine because it's like the people don't want to fuck with that. It's just it's just more of thinking about it like logically just there isn't a net negative to it if it's because we're not like storage spacing it or something. Like if it was a if it was a storage issue I'd be like fuck no. I think like we're I think they're just going to sit there. I think there's a potential net negative in the sense that it'll in the same way that like Game Pass kind of treats in the same way in the same way that Game Pass trains the audience in that ecosystem not to buy games,

if you go to a website and you don't see the best shit there immediately, it'll train people to be like, I'm not coming here again. It's really dumb, but like people, I'm not saying people should operate this way. I'm saying people do operate this way. I hear what you're saying, but what is being proposed is not going to affect showing the best stuff.

Like, again, the homepage shows our best stuff. It's the featured items. Sure, sure. And if you want to find the less popular stuff, you have to go click into a different section. It's like I said, the homepage versus the subscription. The homepage shows you the best stuff that it knows you want to watch. Subscriptions usually like, oh, I think I ran out of shit to watch. I'm going to go check and see what I subscribe to.

Yeah, yeah. But even from an organizational standpoint, let's say we have like a sticker pack or something on the store. Yeah. And it's been on the store for like three years and it hasn't sold a single thing. Like is it worth having it there? Yeah, it just, it doesn't mean anything to me. bothers the shit to me because I'm just like

because this is just a thing there that's like this doesn't need to be there it's like I waste it actually cost me more money reading wasting the time to read that even being there than I made from it I'm insane my brain doesn't work like that

but I'm also I shop hyper efficiently like I'm only going somewhere that I know has a deal for me to get something I want to get I leave I don't I don't linger like when I go shopping with Lily the way Lily works she shops like a consumer where she like walks on out and shit like I'm going shopping Oh, so look for it.

So like browse? Yeah, like, I'm getting what I need. I don't know what I want. I haven't browsed in a long time. That shit triggered. Oh, I never, I do.

I've only browsed when I've intended to go browse. I can't browse. There's no point. Browsing is the old, like I usually, I go everywhere with a purpose and then maybe I'll pick something along the way. Like,

I need to go to Ross. I need to go to Ross. I want to get some new flip flops. And I might pick something up on the way to getting my flip flops. You know what I'm saying? Because I'm in the store. Yeah.

I might say something that might interest me. but I don't paste the whole fucking store. But there's a benefit to having the pacing idea because you do find things that you might you might not have in the direct line of mind that you need. So I think there is a benefit to that. I'm not going to act like there isn't.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is. But then it turns it that. But that's usually a lot of it turns into just being at the store for too long. And that is that is the fucking thing. It's typically what happens. I hate that shit.

Like for me, for me like Lily, what you go out? Like whenever I buy clothes, she's the person that curates like, oh, if it looks nice or not for me. And I'm like, all right, cool. That's cool. If we go out shopping and we went for the wedding, right, to buy my suit.

She was looking way longer than I was, but we ended up finding a really nice suit for the wedding. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with, better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day or I'm constantly feeling like gassy and all of those things are not something

that generally if you have a healthy gut you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication and then at that point we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation

plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. And I was like, it's important. It's a give and take for sure. But then it turned to the times of like, one time we went to Ross, we were there for almost two hours.

And I was like, girl, what's going on? Yeah, you don't need to be at Ross for two hours ever. And it's not even big. That's what makes it even crazy. Like, if you go to like, let's say like back in New York, you have place called Fordham Road, right? if you go into like You don't remember mine

Remember cookies On Fordham Road like it sold kids clothes? I didn't spend a lot of time at Fordham Oh it was that place is a big ass Fucking store for kids clothes So when you go inside of there They have like everything Or like Jimmy Jazz or places like that over like in East Coast

Where you go into a big store So you're gonna go like it's like a clothing store And a sneaker store put together Like merge into one I understand taking a while there Because there's a lot of shit you gotta go through there But going into like Ross is so fucking tiny That place is small

Spending more than an hour there is fucking absurd. Spending more than an hour anywhere. I can't imagine spending more than an hour even at like a supermarket where I'm like making a bunch of, like getting a bunch of shit. Maybe Walmart. Maybe like at Walmart. I guess he's spending an hour there.

No, I can't. Maybe a Walmart. Maybe back in the day when it was open 24 hours and we would like literally hang out there. But like at like 3 a.m. Yeah. But like we don't even shop because like I don't have a giant family so I don't fucking have a cart full of shit.

You know like it's. She just she has, she gets so hot up in it. if I'm able to. I buy a handful of things. But it still takes me like maybe 30 minutes. Yeah. Like we have to get together this weekend for some of our friends I I'm going to come over.

We're going to go shopping and buy food for them. And I'm like, little, we have to go in and out. We don't have time to be there all day. And she's like, what do you mean? I shop quick.

And I'm like, honey. No, you fucking don't. I'm sorry. No, you don't. There's no point. You just go in and get out. That's it.

Yeah, I'm like, hey, if the essentials that we have on the list because the big thing, you got to have a fucking list. That's the best way to go about it's having a list You have to you otherwise Then you're gonna fucking browse Because you don't know what the fuck you want

Like you gotta get a list Unless you're just really efficient at You remember everything you need It's just not smart Unless it's better for both sides For me I walk into getting a things I only think I need than I fucking miss shit And the other side is like you go in there

You're only gonna get shit You're gonna go browse You take forever and you buy a bunch of you don't need So it's a good interpenny It's good a bit too Yeah Anyway what did I just read The tote

Some gay Oh yeah that blonde-haired blue-eyed German guy's name is so annoying he might as well be a real German damn or he might just be a real German I'm Mexican can I say the N word JK I will JK Obama that's a lot of

Mexican yeah whatever what you're just kidding about now at that point I don't know that's that's like you're just you're not even a real person at that point you're just kidding your way out of existence it's like having a line that goes right back to the beginning and you didn't notice I got back here What? You know, like, you have like a big, like, you know, like one of the, like, mazes.

Oh, I see. And the maze takes you back to the start. You're like, what the fuck does happen? I got killed the net. Nice. You did it. Yeah, man. Maybe that's what made the dent in your leg.

Slamming it to your leg. And you just don't know. Kevin Durant's feet. Obama, when he met Michelle, be like, oh, let me be queer. Eatin or something. Feta cheese, it's soaked in brine. Have it with tomato. on the Vine, not all

parodies have to be gay. I don't know what that I don't know what that song is. Not all parodies have to be gay. Fuck you, I ain't fuck you I ain't paying my TV license bitch, Mr. Pants. You're gay. You're gay. You're gay, though.

I've sucker punched and fucked eight geese. Jesus Christ. That is, that is Cucker punching your goose is so far from women. Yeah, I mean, that's a feat.

Sneaking up on a goose and not to get the fuck out. If there's anything that it doesn't feed, it's definitely that. It takes a max damage that wasn't blocking. Fuck face unstoppable, cardboard pie. I replaced my R's on my Dodge Ram with W's and now my engine sounds like take on me. Nig hard, Zig hard.

Family heirloom locket with an 1800s pro-Jarid style dick pig in it. That would be insane. A fucking porch, a real like light bulb. like old school early 1900s photograph of the shaft in the foreground and a face in the background

is really incomprehensible to me. Oh God. I fuck with that. Because you have to sit there. You have to stay hard for that long too, right? Don't you? No, you just got to kind of have them paint your penis first.

What do you mean? You got to do the penis first. They got to do the penis in the area around it. Then they can finish the right. Start with the penis so you don't have to stay erect the entire time. Or we can stay right the whole time. It's fucking fucking hot dog. it the whole time. That's better.

I see where you're saying. You gotta have a fluffer, you know? A fluffer and some freaking, what you call it? Some blood thickening pills. It's blood thickening, I guess. What is it? Blood thickening pills. I'm gonna take my blood thickening pills. That is crazy. Very dangerous. I'm gonna take my coagulation pills. You injected to your penis and then you fucking quickly fucking tie it out. Yeah, tie it out. Make sure you're good.

It's just like clots your entire system. That is crazy. Your cock is fat but also scabbing. Fat but bleeding. You just like, if you hear that, squagulation baby. I can't feel shit.

Sounds like this. It's got a bit of a tinny sound to it too for some reason. You've had a coagulated cock baby. Ew. It's disgusting. The hidden genius of calling people I don't like the N-word or retrospective video essay. Gay.

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Sour cream and cheddar bakelays, their fucking fire. I'm into the baked ones. Doritos, man. I love me some Doritos. I don't eat them very often, but they're not as, I do. I mean, nacho cheese. The radios, man. I mean,

nacho cheese are my favorite. I appreciate them. They hurt my stomach like hell, but. I haven't eaten that shit in so long. I'd probably eat that and gone. Because it's just red 40. You know what I mean? Like it's just red 40.

I love it. And red for you and silicone dioxide. I love silicone that red 40. Can I have 40 red 40s please? 40 red 40s. Oh, man. 40 shots of red 40. I'm just going to leave the Epstein Files alone for now and trust.

It's like dead space. under the eye Yeah That's fucking crazy I'm just gonna trust That my friends And the people in office Can handle this efficiently

Yeah I trust my friends In the administration Oh that was that Charlie Kirk I trust my rapist friends He looks like Charlie Kirk looks like a rape atron arc I can't stand that motherfucker Like someone that me can you would draw Yeah he has

He has and it looked exactly the same That's what it was crazy about it Is that it didn't even look like a caricature It just looked like this is a photo right That smile was the same. It's like he just put a cell-shaded fucking filter over a real photograph of Charlie Kirk. Sucking his gums. Such a piece of shit.

His face just like, it's just this, it's so crazy how small his fucking faces to his fucking, his head. It is insane. It's so gross. Everything about him makes me really thing. He's just like a genetically like so off-putting. He really is. Yeah. He's like the kind of thing that like animals would like, like, they would back away.

Like a wild animal wouldn't attack him flat out. be like, I'm really hungry. I have to eat you. It would be like, that's a Wendigo or something? What is that? I get a little bit that. Like, you like that fucking, you like that fucking, what is it that old movie? Which one?

With the fake agent of it? Oh. Breakfast. Yeah, typically. That is the craziest thing I ever seen in my life. That's fucking awesome. I came to see that for the first time on this show. I never saw it before.

Right. That's right. That was the clip of that big. Yeah. That shit had been two years. That shit. It's so funny, man. I love that.

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I don't understand what the fuck is going on. Yeah, it sounded like Sweeney speaking. Huh? It did kind of. AMC's the jelking dead. Are these zombies just joking? They're all just like. hanging weights from their dicks.

They're all just stationary. They're not moving. Just outside, jelking. So what's the fucking issue? It's just a massive amount of people taking space. Like, it's like inconvenient. Like they're in the middle of the highway. Some of them.

Yeah, yeah. Because I think of it like in the very beginning, right? The first zombie has to bite somebody for it to spread. What if that zombie just joked instead and never bit anybody? No, but like I think the issue is like if you see the zombie joking, that's equivalent to a bite. That's crazy. So people have to like walk around.

It's like almost like a quiet place, but with eyes. It's way easier to get infected. That is terrifying. It's way easy. Even if you catch it. The first person puts it on TV. You can only, you know what it is?

You can only catch it through like a mirror. You know what I mean? Like you can only like look at it through a reflection. So you basically have to like. So what about our glasses? What do glasses do? Glasses are not reflective. So like it would,

it would actually just get you. That's crazy. I think if you're blind, you might have a shot. Yeah. So if you're blind. And if you can't, I might actually have a shot, actually, because I might not be able to tell of something. But if I see something and I think, if I see something and I think it might be jelking, it happens to me.

That's crazy. That's crazy. So it is mental. It's a mental virus. It's a purely mental magic damn near virus. And you're like, is that jelk? So if you're like easily panicked, you're done, basically, because like the first second you think you might see. Even if it's like a coat rack.

Is that a no? The first thing you got to do, you got it. You got to find something. The first thing you can find that will allow you to jelk is what you do. So, like, if you're fishing or something, you know, you're like, and you saw someone jelking, like, oh. And you immediately hook your dick. And then you fucking, like, you cast it and then you cast yourself? You cast yourself out the thing.

The thing is crazy about it, though, is like, even if you're not a jelking zombie, but you, if you close your eyes and you jelk in front of somebody, they become one. That's crazy. Jelking leads to the end of humanity. Everyone, every last. There's dogs joking. There's birds joking. What about women? They're joking.

Yeah, they joking. Because if they see it. Are they joking? Are they clit joking? Yeah. That's great. Clit. Ah, that does, like, just stretching the bean.

That's insane. She's going to look like a fucking stringy. You keep stretching. You keep mashing. Are you, why are you mashing? I'm eating. You're near, okay. Neating the bean.

That's not how they do it? Okay, gotcha. This is I do to my wife. Yeah, you're funny. Insane. Let me get the fuck out of here. She likes some really interesting stuff. She's fucking disgusting.

She screams stop, but that means... Amstee the joke is it? Craig the Canadian? I have feelings for you. I have feelings for you. Paranthesis, it's hatred. It's your boy, Shawnee D. And thank God for Asian women.

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Deport the illegals and execute their employers. Damn. I mean, that's... At least that's some vaguely consistent. you know and technically the employers are getting the worst end of it I guess they are being immediately executed

so that's kind of local that's actually technically kind of based because that's actually like an authentic like at the very least you're authentic about the principal just like I don't want illegals here because they take jobs from people and also the people hiring them are taking jobs from people too

so fuck those people as well I can almost respect that I used I used to tutor native Spanish and would love to help sween out how do I contact you of your He can't learn anything, so it's a wasted ever. He can't learn. Huge waste of time.

It's a huge waste of time. I tried to teach him how to read Cuneiform the other day. And it just did not work. He kept asking what the fuck is Cuneiform, and I didn't want to answer him. That's why he didn't learn that I didn't want to teach him something. Yeah, I think about it. I just kind of lost dangerous. Hello, hello.

I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff?

Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton?

By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents

when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, so sorry. So sorry, no. You can reach him at, what's your address? I think it's like something.

Something, like, 11. Something Milhouse Lane. Something Buena, something. I don't know. Is it like Alcatraz Boulevard or whatever? Stop writing gay covers if you're never going to actually record it and release them, you bums. I'm happy the buddy Holly extra ammo got, I don't say that.

What do you say? Stop writing gay covers if you're not going to release them. Oh, like the record thing? Yeah. Well, I got the... Oh, that's right. Wait a minute. Didn't you sent the thing, right?

Yeah, it's in the file. I totally fucking forgot. Yeah. I totally fucking forgot. It's been sitting there for a minute. All right. I'll get to it. Yeah.

What is this? H. Microsoft canceling all gears of war projects and selling the franchise to Nintendo. I definitely do not want to... Nintendo would be crazy. That would be fucking insane. That'd be interesting for sure. I would like to see the...

Mario, like it's a Mario collab where Mario is in a game as a... Mario's in a game. He's a flaming lancor. That'd be fucking cool. Here we go. I think that would be so terrible. No, no, no, not getting niggie with it. Drip M.H. Lord of all drip.

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That is insane. Kremlin to Gremlin, giant oil painting of Sween in a dress that was found at the Epstein Mansion. It was not. Was not immediate on off a rip. I need buff Derek and healthy Sween. Y'all slacken. Yeah, I'll get to it.

I'll get to it. I'll get to it. I mean, I was, I was kind of picking it up, but now I'm a little worried about your leg losing mass randomly. Like if my, I have like a flesh eating virus or something. No, that's the thing. There's no. The only thing that's actually concerning me is that for, what if it just never was there?

For, yeah, exactly. Now, for a couple of years now, I have felt a, uh, a slight numbness in that area. But I never could, like, I was just like, ah, whatever. Yeah, my dick is numb sometimes. That's unusual, but, you know, it happens. But yeah, I am a little bit now I'm like, now I am a little bit paranoid. then I'm like, okay, maybe this explains the Numbness?

It would happen so... They're just atrophied instantly. I'm like, what the fuck is this? So now I'm like... Missing a chunk out of your femur. The fever? Or where is it right? Your shin, shit, sorry.

Yeah, it's on the, yeah, it's the meat. But why is it gone? This is really weird. I've actually sold it. That's fucking weird. Harry rectum, you guys should invite Ivy Valentine out of the podcast and not stare at her tits. if not bring on Sagat

I don't even know who the fuck Ivy Sagitt? Sagat? Ivy Valentine like from... Oh, that's her last name? I only knew Ivy. Yeah, from fucking what you call it? I can't even imagine knowing these people's last name.

It's insane. It's like knowing M. Bison's last name. It's insane. Is it really? Ox. His first name isn't his first name isn't Mison?

So Bison's African or something? Mison. His real name is what's the call it. Upantu, umbentai. Isn't it vague or no? It's supposed to be Vega. Swin, please wake up.

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Well, see, I mean, it's, I would be surprised, but I also would be surprised if they just let him, you know what I mean? Like, it would strike me as surprising

that they would let him through. What diabolical shit are they cooking up? They're going to try it. Port him or something. I don't that might be it. They're just asking for straws. They're like,

let's just try to like do anything. But he has like such a squeaky clean record. Either that or they find a patsy that, uh, uh, they find a patsy that, uh, you know, probably like a Jewish patsy to kill him.

Ooh. And then it just just so it'll, it'll, it would be a great distraction. It would be. Although it would be also obvious when it happened. It would be. It's like,

oh well, I know exactly who did this. I hope he works out, man. But I feel like, the, if it was a Jewish Patsy, it might just distract enough to be like, oh man, there's going to be a lot of people that are going to focus

on the Jewish aspect of the person that killed them and not clearly the establishment. And then our little brothers. Scott Pilgrim. What are you doing? Well, you shouldn't have been one of us. Make a black do it. Scott Pilgrim versus the IDF.

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Yay, we did it. The King of Patazard. We're out of here. And just like I suspected, it's a fucking long episode. Even though we ended fucking early. Awwa, Shoshana. That was good.

That was good. Good. O'Evo Shoshana. Greatest movie character ever. I love that. fucking movie, man. I don't like movies. I've already surrendered.

What are you going to do to me? Oh. Well, I don't like movies. I don't like movies. I don't like the pictures movie. I don't like scary. I mean like leaves and wet. Fucking marsh dwelling retard.

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