The Snark Tank - #343: Superman Review!

Episode Date: July 26, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/TheSnarkTank

At CVS, it matters that we're not just in your community, but that we're part of it. It matters that we're here for you when you need us, day or night, and we want everyone to feel welcomed and rewarded. It matters that CBS is here to fill your prescriptions and here to fill your craving for a tasty and, yeah, healthy snack. At CBS, we're proud to serve your community because we believe where you get your medicine matters. So visit us at cbs.com or just come by store. We can't wait to meet you. Store hours vary by location. Struggling to see up close, make it visible with Viz. Viz is a once daily prescription eye drop to treat blurry near vision for up to 10 hours. The most common side effects that may be

experienced while using Viz include eye irritation, temporary dimmer dark vision, headaches and eye redness. Talk to an eye doctor to learn if Viz is right for you. Learn more at Viz.com. A Gregorian. Yeah. A Gregorian is on the show. Is that what a Gregorian chant is? Is it a Gregorian, like a type of person? I thought it was a rich Belgian billionaire that gave Tim Poole and Benny Johnson and Dave Rubin millions of dollars. I thought that's what a Gregorian was. Why? Edward Gagorian.

Is that a real person? Well, no. Oh, that's right. That's right. He is not a real person. I totally forgot about that part of the story. Yeah, to me, it sticks out because I'm like, why did they choose? I was like, just choose a regular name.

Like, his name's Edward Gagorian or some shit. I'm like, just how about like the most bullshit French name, Belgian name to where it doesn't even sound suspicious to us? Right. Yeah, just something like Jean-Claude fucking John. Jean-Claude John. Jean-Va-John. Yeah, fucking John Reno. Like, he fucking got, he's, he's now rich and he's investing in podcasters.

Yeah. Yeah. That is crazy that they can. created a fake guy with that ridiculous name. I totally forgot about that. It's so funny. Like the, to know that,

oh, my people handle this, like lawyers and shit. And I'm like, your lawyers are either the dumbest pieces of shit on planet fucking earth. And they're not real lawyers. Because no lawyer would look,

scout this person and be like, oh yeah, that's real. This Saul Goodman ass lawyer. It's like, it's totally. There's no way. It's,

oh, that was funny, man. What, I mean, upsetting but funny, you know? Upsetting but funny. Welcome. That's a great way to describe the show.

Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. It's me. Chris, it's him, Sweeney, Tim Derek. He once again has his face in his hands. It's the classic Kingston pose. Yeah. It's either that or he like completely zones out and starts like doing this weird, like happy. Yeah, that thing. He starts doing that thing. And I'm like, oh, he's gone. Yeah, he's checked out.

He left. He left. He left. Oh, my God. What the hell happened? I guess we can start with, uh, I guess you can start with this fucking Jubilee video because it is, it is, uh, it's, what is it, what is it? What is it? What was the, what was the title of it? Probably that. I, I saw a preview and I forgot about it.

It was one progressive versus 13, end word sayers. N-word sayers, that's what it says. Conversationalists, N-words say. They're getting better at their titles, man. Their titles are getting better. They know what's up. They should just let us make the titles. They might,

they really might as well. Yeah, it'll get more viewership. It would absolutely. Whoever titles Kyle Klinsky's videos, I think I would be, I think I would be really. That's just Kyle though.

It's always like Joe Rogan scrapes Trump's come off his own back and drinks it. That's the name of his bit like, not literally, but damn near. Remember when he didn't happen? Remember they were like sort of respectable titles that are like sort of like, they used to be like normal news. It was normal news.

Or like, normal like breaking like their attention obviously because click you know to SEO yeah but now it's so often it's like dumb retard explodes on camera maga is gay parenthesis

it's so funny because you can tell over because it was over like I think it was towards the end of the last presidency where he started like he made the shift to like oh I'm just going to call them stupid now because they're dumb I think Joe Rogan pushed him over the edge totally we had that arc where he was just nonstop

shitting on Joe Rogan, which everyone was here for. We get it. It was like, yeah, this is fun. That other podcast passed him. I didn't even realize that. Midas. Oh, yeah, Midas touch or whatever. That's that, what does that talk us again about?

Well, it's essentially, they say it's an anti-Trump podcast, but it's kind of just a leftist podcast. Yeah, just generic. It's pretty generic, but I guess there's a lot of, you know, trashing Trump on it. Is it a progressive one or is it more like a moderate? I would say it's much. more on the progressive side. And the thing that's interesting, it's...

I would imagine. It's, now it's kind of the quality's ass, so that's annoying. Because I caught a couple of, like, clips of it. And I was like, I'm not gonna... I've never seen anything about it. Me neither. It's, I was curious when I started hearing about Midas Touch, because I'm like, what? And then I went on their YouTube channel, and it has a lot of subscribers.

But it's, like, usually like some fucking guy with this shitty fucking mic and... I was like, what? I can't, I can't do it anymore. Yeah, I can't do, I can't do anymore, man. It's like a basic level of quality, I think. Yeah. Video, whatever, but like audio especially. Like, there are people out there doing like, do you remember those old webcams in like the mid-2000s where like it would be the webcam and then the clip on mic?

Do you remember those? Yeah, of course. It's like those. Yeah. And they're doing like a modern day podcast and it's like. It's so frustrating. Welcome to the body of touch. And it's like all compressed and fucked.

You can hear static whispering. There's no excuse for it anymore Because mics aren't even that expensive Even just a decent mic You don't have to get this one Right It'd be nice if you get it So you don't have to edit as much

Because making a cheap mic sound better Is a little bit difficult Like you just gotta have the right Like EQ and the right compression and stuff But Those guys make enough money to buy these mics So I don't even know why I'm saying that It's just like you know

Like just buy decent mics And then some poor Like No even you Just fuck just fucking I don't know man. It's upsetting that's so many... They use Motorola razor microphone.

That's what it sounds like. That is insane. I can't even decipher what someone says on that anymore. I'm like, I just don't know what you're saying. It's crazy. You know what's funny to me is that like technology's gone pretty good, right? Like, or pretty, or not good. Good is implicational. Advanced.

Sure. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI,

coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. A building actual. physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? My cell phone is a mature

technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches.

Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

Not good, but advanced. Yeah, yeah. Better at doing what it's supposed to do in some ways. Still to this day, if someone calls me, it's like if someone calls me I have like a 50% chance of not understanding a word they're saying like there's something about I don't know if it's the microphones on phones it can't be though because I record videos on my phone it comes out fucking fine yeah

it's the way phones work or like the phone signal or like the phone towers or whatever it's the signal it is it's the one thing that I'm like waiting for them to abandon because we we still like just like you said sounds like it did 30 years ago. And that shouldn't happen. And I think that's an issue because when, say for example, when I was talking about, so speech to text, like I have carpal tunnel, so I don't like to type a lot.

So I'll use the speech to text. And that signal, it like it reads, like whatever server it uses to translate it, it's called the dictation. The dictation that it uses, I think it uses the cell phone signal. It doesn't know what I'm saying. So it fucks it up all the time. But then if you go and just hit the eye, record you like you want to use leave a voice note yeah yeah it uses the mic that you use to record

like notes and it's clear and I'm like what can we do to get this thing on the other thing so I can understand you you can understand me I can stop fucking editing this message yeah because it won't it just doesn't and I swear I'm second guessing myself I'm like do I speak like shit do what do people not understand what I'm saying yeah I have no clue what's happening right now yeah but well yeah That's you in general. What? Exactly. Huh?

That's you. Who? Anyway, Jubilee. Yeah, Jubilee. Medi Hassan, who's, I love that guy. Yeah, I like what I've seen from him. I like Beni Hassan. The issue with Medi Hassan is that there's, there's, look, I'm going to be, I'm going to be serious.

Uh-oh. There's a lot of, there's a, well, yes, obviously. He's Muslim. No, what happens is like, I really, there's so many, there's so many Hassans. in this space. That's not fair. It is, though. It's true.

Like, there's Hassan Minaj. There's Mnizhan. There's Hizan Biker. I think there's even four other ones. Look, you're probably right. It's kind of great. And they're all like, you know, political columnists, like people who are in the same general space.

And it's like how many Hassans could there possibly be? There's a lot. That's a popular name. Is that like John? It's a popular name over there. It's close. Muhammad is. But, but yeah, it's close.

It's like Muslim Chris, I guess. Yeah, yeah. No, everything is, everything is the non-Muslim version of Muhammad. Because that name is so popular, it's crazy. What are you saying? What is that? Muhammad is such a popular name. It's in, like, like, every other popular name is the non-Muslim version of Muhammad.

Because, like, John, Peter, Michael, Joseph, all those names are really popular. But Muhammad is like the most popular human name by a crazy amount. You're saying numbers-wise. Yeah, like numerically. What else would it be? percentage. That's still both. Never mind. I'm not going to. Yeah. Like wrong numbers versus percentage. I know you understand this. Yeah, but they're still

the they still in this. Never mind. What? All of this is to say every time I see a headline about a Hassan in a debate or like a video, I always think like oh, I never, even if the full name is out, it's like I don't know which one that is. That's crazy. I always forget. They all look pretty different in there like they all look different, but I don't watch any of their, I don't watch their content like Like independently.

Listen, I don't seek it out really. I'll make it easy for anyone listening. Medi Hassan is the only one I recognize off the rip back here. He's the only good one. I'll just say that. Like, if you want to, if you want to make it easy and digestible for anyone listening, if you must listen to any Hassan, listen to Medi Hassan. He is the most respectable one for sure.

I like Medi Hassan a lot. Educated in my opinion. No, for sure. It's the most. It's not your opinion. I'm just trying to be objective about it. No disrespect to Piker or anyone else. And then, uh, he is clearly the most educated.

He's a. Like an accomplished journalist. Yes. He started his new, because he got fired from his job because of the whole Israel-Palestine thing. So now he started his own company, Zateo. And, you know, I always kind of feel weird about branding because sometimes people are like, oh, like Greek and old Latin words or sounds so cool. But I'm like, nobody knows what the fuck that means. It was like a.

Well, that's why. Is that so you can make it mean you? I know what the word is. Or you can get a law case on you and not know how to defend yourself. you can get a case in court and not know how to fuck to defend yourself there's a bunch of words in a language that no one speaks anymore

That's, I mean, that's That's a topic for another day. That's a crazy secondary fucking trajectory. That's a topic for another day, but that is like, you know, updating language would be nice too. It'd be amazing. People don't get fucked in their ass. Like, if you, like, you being able to represent yourself

would be dope. But like, why would they do that? Of course. I didn't need more machines. I decided for another day. Yeah. Medellon, though, so he went on a thing. I forgot that I caught.

It was one of those things that I think I saw it, and my brain immediately was like, nope. Like, I'm not watching that. Because I do remember somebody being very excited when he called him a fascist or something. He was like, yeah, yeah. There's something like that. And I was like, I'm not watching this.

I forgot. Yeah, he said stuff like, yeah, if Trump is against the Constitution, that's good, I wish he'd go further, things like that, where I'm just like, I don't know. I'm sure there are people like that. I have no doubt. But I just wonder how many of those people would be willing to go on.

Yeah, it just seems a bit convenient that they find the most out-of-pocket people. I don't, oh, sorry, I'm just saying, I don't disbelieve that these are a lot of people. Yeah. I just think the people who end up on that show,

not all of them, but like maybe like I would say like a solid like 40% of the people on that show are like hamming it up there. I think people ham it up there for sure. But that's like not, I, that is such a common mental. Now.

Oh, yeah. And it's like, of course these people are going to be figuring to find them, you know. Like that's a, these are, that became a job being as out of pocket as you can for Trump. That became like a career path, you know. Well, we even discussed a couple of weeks ago about, because there was a, I think this was it. Another number. Was this the one that we were thinking of applying for? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. It was. Yeah. It was. Well, no, it wasn't. It was. Well, it was. Well, it's just being on Jubilee in general.

I just wanted to go. But yeah, I'm assuming they were casting for this one. Yeah. So they were casting for this one. We thought it, we thought it would be funny if we just went and did it. Yeah, I'm just pretending to be. And just pretended to be. But then we just like, what the fuck? Yeah. But it would have, it would have been relatively the same if we did it. Maybe just would have been funnier because we're actually trying to be funny. You know what I'm saying? Maybe. I think the people that were there weren't trying to be funny, but they came off funny because they're just so stupid or whatever. There's a guy on this episode who looks like fucking, I don't even know Pussin' Boots or something. He does. I need to see this guy. He looks like, let me.

If you look at the video and just skin through it, you'll find it. He's like he's wearing a fancy skin. Like he's like a character like like. Yeah. Here's a fancy like costume. He looks like he's wearing a jango unchanged like micro transactions. You're wearing a microchandexam. He's crazy.

I wonder if people are good. I wonder if it looks like clay. What is this? Oh yeah. He was tweaking. Wasn't he the guy that was like happy to be? a fascist or might just no no it was another

it was another undefined faced white person they're all pudgy fat unfuckable retarts but there's one understudy of Charlie Kirk yeah that's the guy yeah

yeah he was shaking too did you see like this is a close up shot of it you remember Yarnie at E3 where like the guy showed Yarnie for that yard game and his like hands were shaking I hate that it was adorable that was an endearing thing but this guy was like talking about like you know being a fascist so it's like lame but like it shows a close

up on his face and he's like he's like really fucking nervous and it's like oh my god why do all these people look like clay what's happening oh my god the guy looks like a mr meaty like that guy that's crazy the there's one guy who just looks fucking absurd like the get-up is crazy but i was i was saying i wonder there's an hour and 40 minutes yeah oh really i watched the whole thing it was hilarious That's crazy. I haven't laughed that hard watching it. You're a fucking. Lily and I watched that we were laughing our asses off. It was funny to seeing people just saying something like that in public.

It is nice to have a video like that. It is nice to have a video like that. This chick, for real? Who is that? I don't know, but I'm just like this. Let's be real. Yeah, she looks like she loves Anita Sarkisian. Yeah, like loves.

Yeah, no, dude. Like has a shrine. She fucking writes on medium all the time. That's, like no. Yeah, that's crazy. Get the fuck out of here. No way. No fucking no.

Yeah, I don't know. Like, it's like all the, like that. She might be fake, but like, do women have since the human? Melanie. Not really. Not really. I'm just kidding. I think they can laugh and joke until it's any sort of introspection.

Not really. I think any sort of introspection makes women lose their mind. What do you mean? What are you saying? It's like, maybe you're wrong about this. And it's like, oh no. And it's like, it's like, broly seeing the moon. And it's like, and they turn it to Ozzie versions themselves.

They're like, I can't accept it. That's insane. What? I think women can make jokes. What is he doing? He's going off on some anti-woman. Yeah, he's, you know. I got more.

I got more. I got more. I got more. I got papers to back it up. Did they, have they done a, like, a sexist version of this? They should.

Biggits versus nominate. I'm looking for this. 20 men versus women. Oh, my God, there he is. Oh, did you find him? I was about to see. Does he look, come on. Like, you look at that guy.

You tell me, like, that guy's not. No, no. That did, he... No, what the fuck is that? No. He looks like he's about to assassinate a slave. Like, what the fuck? He looks like he'll be friends with candy, you know?

Yeah. We're done. We're done. Dude, come. Stop. Stop it, Jubilee. Yeah, like, I don't buy that guy at all. I mean, people clearly come there in their fucking nines. Wow, 2.6 million in a day.

It is absurd shit That one was really funny And it is like It's one of those things I am glad it had Like Jubilee sucks But I'm glad that video exists Because it's one of those things Where it's just like

There's so many clips in there I just like You could take it And just like This is a Republican And it just completely It completely fucks the image Yeah

Entirely Jeez now's a good time dude I know I keep saying this I'll say it one more time though First name Last name put on a blazer React to this I think you'll fucking get

$100K probably in like a couple of months. A hundred case cups. A couple minutes. I guarantee you. I promise you at home. But yeah, I didn't watch all of it.

I saw some clips. I was like, I'm not going to put an hour and 40 minutes. I could do so much more shit within an hour and 40 minutes of my time. It was funny. Dude, I don't know,

I can't do it. It was a good watch. I was like, man, this is crazy. These people are hilarious. You could have watched like a film or something. You could have watched a good film.

That's true. I chose not to though. That's fair. I was like, I'll watch this. I mean, you got some. I'm out of it, you know, good for you.

Yeah, I got a good laugh. I just wonder if... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that. Pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side.

For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings,

including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask.

when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally

and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Again, this is not It's pure entertainment, right? There is no real value out of this, you know?

I guess that's the only thing that's a little annoying is Here's, here's Medea San, and I'm wondering, I guess it'll increase his brand, so good for him. Yeah. But as far as this doing anything to say the ops, like, is there any retarded fascist list going to watch that and be like, oh, I'm embarrassed or I'm, I, I, I never thought of it.

No, absolutely not. No. So I'm kind of like, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that aspect of it. Because I do think it's one of those things where it's like it's kind of a cell phone in some way. If you're just like, these guys are literally openly saying they're fascists. Yeah.

So like I don't know what at this point, like you basically signed a warrant for you to be punched to death in the street. Like, you know what I mean? Like literally. Well, no. That doesn't happen anymore. That doesn't happen anymore. That's the fucking big problem. Yeah, because everybody was going around calling people Nazis when they didn't like the fucking

Ghostbusters reboot in 2016. They both fucking ruined it. Yeah. You, I think we're due for a reset. I think, yeah, a lot of that,

all that bullshit's kind of gone. It is. Yeah, so I think. Oh, it got swept out for that. That's the problem. Yeah,

so now, it's like green light. So now it's green light. Yeah, good. The modern conscience is that now which is a problem, where it's like.

It's not green light. I feel like the people are going to start getting brave and start, uh, especially, I think people are, you see that guy who pulled the gun out on ice?

No. Yeah, yeah. There's like footage, I don't know There's a guy who like, I guess Ice people were coming up And then he just like pulled the guy out and shot at him I don't think he killed anybody

I don't think they shot back or anything But like Yeah and like all the writer Of course freaking out about it It's like how could you use How could a civilian use arms Against government tyranny Yeah

The big That's not what the Second Amendment Was written explicitly for I just I want to shove a barrel of their ass Schools where they should be Yeah so guns in schools, so then the frightened teachers accidentally blast the students instead of the school shooter. Like, fuck off, dude.

It is crazy how much more upset they get over things like that than like a kindergartner becoming SpongeBob and being filled with holes. And they're like, it's the price of freedom. It's the price of freedom. It's been that forever, man. I can't even like care because it's like that. Yeah, the lack of conviction. I can't begin to even bother with that because that has been the main argument the whole time.

When is I don't like Obama? Obama was like literally, like, saying it happened, he went in front of the whole country. He was like, come on. Come on.

And everyone like, nope. If anybody's out there trying to kill kids, don't do it. Nope. Stop that. How dare you? Yeah,

that's all I see. No morals, no principles, no convictions. That's the thing we can't take these people seriously. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

No, that's what's, it's, I can't even waste my time talking to somebody about the Second Amendment or even free speech or anything because that's why I do appreciate when fascists come on. They're like, no, I don't like the Constitution. I don't like any of the amendments to them. Yeah. Because that's the antithesis. Yeah. Hearing people say that here. My fascist ideology.

It would say like, I want the Constitution was, I want the country to go back to a Constitution in its most literal form. And I'm like, do you understand? Like, it's, it's so. There are people too who are like, those people too are the kinds of people who are like, I don't. The Constitution. should have never been changed at all. But then they're like, but then they love the second amendment. It's like they don't know what an amendment is.

No, they don't. They don't get it. They think it's like, oh, this was the bill of rights and that's this is always, they don't know what an amendment is. And that, that amendments through time have still been collecting. Yeah. And we're like close to 30. And like, it's a huge fucking problem. I don't know that. I don't. I don't. The 60s last time we had an amendment? 24th, I think he's last one. That feels like a way too long time. Well, there's no way. I think the eight. I would say... The 60s is crazy.

I think the... I would say now. At 27 or 24. Listen, you can just look it up because I fucking... Yeah, I don't know. Close to either one of those. But yeah, it's crazy.

People just don't... People just don't... I don't think people... First of all, people have not read it. What? The fucking bill of rights or any of the amendments at all. People haven't read it.

It's weird to not read... It's been a while since I've read it. Yeah, it's weird to not have a basic understanding of the first few, I guess. Like, because I would say the first few are some of like the most important one. Because there's some that, like, soap can't be gay, looking and stuff like that.

I don't know if I need to know that. I think the bill of rights is important. I think you should know that at least. Yeah, yeah. You should know the first 10 off the top of your head. Not top of the top of, but no understand them. I think. Don't eat a pig.

The 10 commandments are the only thing I and the world needs to know. Now you're speaking sense. I just hate that the first one though isn't, you know, you shouldn't have any graven images of my God. I think that's the only one that actually matters to me. Everything else should be fine. Oh, I see. So don't, don't, oh wait, no, sorry.

Don't take it, don't take his name in vain. Right. That's the amount of not be black on purpose. Graven images. That's, and everything else is like the purge. It's legal. You say not,

that's not be black on purpose? Black face. That shall not be black on purpose. So, but how does that pertain to black people? So it's just, we're black or black. We're black. Okay, so as long as yeah, blackface and cosmetic surgery.

You can't make yourself black. Okay. You can't end blacking yourself. And blagin. So I guess there's like a, Yeah, a handful. So you can't use, like, charcoal rubs on your face. You get in trouble.

What about like, what about like traditionally black culture? Does that, how does that fit? I feel like, I feel like it's in a book. If you look hard enough in the book, you'll figure it out. So, like, say, say, for example, like if you're, if you're like Eminem or something, does he get killed or what happened? Eminem's not black. I don't know if you haven't noticed.

He's not black. But he, like, I said, if you, if you emulate what is, did you not hear what I just said before. He was not paying attention. I literally just went to the clean direct like, he's not black. He was listening to Animal Crossing music. He was listening to like the OST for like 3 a.m.

Spring. Yeah. Or something. Anyway, whatever. That's Jubilee. Go. Go don't watch it.

Go. Because it fucking sucks. I want to get Mady Hassan on a snark tank. He would fit right in. He would not. Having here would be so funny because he'd be like, I kind of. actively, like, I think he would leave, he would leave this studio with infinitely less net worth than he walked in with.

Before the video, before the, the episode's even out. His, he would, he would, he would, he would even go back to India. Like, he would go, he would even go back to London. He would just go back to him, like, I'm going to live here now. What if he, I'm done helping? What if he, he just kills himself? He's like, can I go to the bathroom real quick? He kills himself in a bathroom. He goes to the bathroom and drone strike. himself. He borrows a drone. Hold on one second. He just, I wonder what happened

over there. He's coming back, buddy? Must have been the wind. You see a pool of blood just trailing out of the door. A blood in debris. You see, it's like a tsunami of blood. It's like an insane.

It's like more of what they could have ever possibly been within him. You ever see a, there's a robot chicken bit where it's about like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie like escaping from prison or whatever.

This sounds familiar to me. I haven't seen it in fucking forever though. Yeah, I don't know why it's happening but like all I know is that Nicole Richie is Lionel Richie's daughter. Adopted daughter. Yeah,

yeah. And it's whatever's happening is on the news and he's watching it on the news and he gets a gun blows his head off, but it's way too much blood. It is so fucking funny. It's like,

buckets of blood. just for shooting his That's so fucking funny. Yeah, I haven't seen, it's been a while since I've seen the fact that that's his daughter

was crazy. I was like, wait, what? It is weird. What? That really, that really talented artist's

daughter is this girl? Adopted. Yeah, but I can write a good song. He's still raised her. I got a good nepo, this is my nepo baby and I can really groom her

to become something that she just parties and like fucks a bunch of random people. I was like, damn, that sucks. You know, do your thing. Oh, God. I think that is the greatest shame ever.

That's a crazy reaction. I sometimes like to overreact and mess up somebody's sneeze. Oh, cool, yeah. That's so crazy. That's like, that's so mean. It is. Especially since a good sneeze is really satisfactory. Yeah, yeah.

I always rob myself with that satisfaction. You ever, I don't know if this is a rapid new, but maybe this is just to me, had a bad sneeze to where like it hurt your nuts. I've definitely done that. I've definitely hurt a sneeze so hard that my whole body. Yeah. It almost feels like, you know those like toys where like the,

they were like old. I never actually owned any of them, but like I remember seeing them in media where like it would be like a torso and then the arms and legs would be connected by like some kind of string in the middle so that they could like, they could be like flexible and it could fall apart.

That's what it feels like to sneeze really hard sometimes. It's like my legs, my neck, my arms have disconnected from me. Yeah. And I don't know how to fix this. Yeah, that's, that's perfect design, you know. Yeah, it's great. It's great. It's really good.

Intelligent, man. We're really, yeah. I'm really convinced that I could sneeze myself into being a paraplegic. I've faced on that one experience sneezing like that. I was like, if this was even like 2% harder, I'd be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. You sever a vertebrae. You sever a vertebrae. You just, you sever a vertebrae.

you're just fucking lying there. God damn it. Nobody knows what's wrong. I think you're doing a bit. Hey, get up, you stop being fucking luscious. You start stomping on you.

Oh my goodness. You're not reacting. I'm, I'm hurt. I'm hurt in a way I can't explain. Yeah, whatever, pussy. Mm, you just stomper.

Yeah. Get up. Mm. You think if Superman sneezed at you, you would explode? Yeah. Possibly. Absolutely.

Possibly, yeah. Yes. Which I think. That's why he doesn't get sick. I think that's why he thought about making him not get sick on purpose. Right. If he could sneeze, he'd probably just sneeze away as city. He can't get sick?

He doesn't get sick. Like, not at all? Like, not even like an allergy? He doesn't get sick. Yeah, it makes sense, I guess. Yeah, whatever. Based off of the rules of him being in a yellow sun, yeah.

If he can get powered by the yellow son and he's already this outlandish, like, why not have him not? I'd say, we also be a walking cancer. giver too but like probably yeah it's probably not great no he probably doesn't absorb radically more than us it just strengthens his cell so it might not be that I believe he would be radioactive it would make much more fundamentally

because how would he be so radioactive he's just on earth getting him as soon as we are I don't know man there's a fucking dog and when he goes to the sun it's like that that's why he gets cancer an all star so like I guess it makes sense the time he actually does go to the sun he's like yeah I'm so powerful and like bro you have like 20 months left of

20 months is such a weird amount of time Say 20 months is crazy Anyway A little less than two years Yeah, I'd be good with that Yeah, that's fine Is it a decline or is it like You're here

It's a decline It's a rapid decline Well then I don't want that Well, as rapid as like the The time span of forwards Yeah As soon as I notice anything different I'm blasting my head off

That's just anything different The second I sneeze I feel a little weak I have a headache I guess that's it's it for me. So we all saw Superman. We all saw it.

We saw Superman. Superman. It's been pretty well actually. It's, I think it's on pace for like 700 million, which is nuts. That's great. I would have figured way less

because I just feel like superhero fatigue is a thing. Or like people don't care about these things. I think Thunderbolts people didn't really care about. I think that's the thing. There was also nothing like noteworthy about Thunderbolts as far as

like even like Oh Captain America with Oh Sam Okay Yeah they keep trying Yeah the issue is that they keep trying to like They try to build the brand of individual Heroes

More than they try to build like Intrigue in the world Like I realized at some point in In the last couple years Like I don't care what's happening in this world at all Because like the heroes have been like recast or like whatever and it just like kind of feels like it's like this weird awkward stopping point in the middle like oh it's captain america but now it's like that's like sam wilson now

but it's like that's the fucking bird man so like this doesn't feel cohesive at all why don't why not just not have a captain america hello hello i'm malcolm gladwell host of the podcast smart talks with ibn i recently sat down with i bm's chairman and ceo arvin krishna and i asked him how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business. My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago,

they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers, who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings,

including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart. Talks. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy

counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomach egg every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy.

And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from

CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. Do we need it? Like, what's the point? It would feel better. At least I would appreciate it. I feel like they should definitely go in different directions. However, I know they're trying to cater to the masses and yeah, brand recognition. We got to make more money. What do we do? To me, it's like, go away. Let them miss you, dude. Yeah. I think that would be the best idea. Just take, take like, five years off genuinely. Take five years off. Let me make one show that's really good

and then make a really, really good movie again. Yeah, we're like, oh, we're like, oh, we're like, oh, it's been a while. I haven't seen a good Marvel movie in a minute and like,

they just keep coming out and I just, I'm like, I'm good. I heard fucking... Thunderbolt is actually pretty good, man. I heard it was good. I thought about seeing it because fucking Elaine's in it.

Yeah. I heard. And I was like, that's all right, maybe, but then I just didn't. I was like, all right. And then I didn't feel bad about not seeing you. Yeah.

I might see fantastic Ford just because I heard that that's like kind of like standalone-ish. That feels, it feels different enough to where I, I want to see it. Yeah, I'm curious enough about it. It sucks because like, that movie has so many good actors in it and they're in an MCU movie and it makes me really sad. Because that is like a, that's actually a great cast of people. And I'm like, whoa, these are all such talented actors.

Unfortunately, they're going to have to do a movie that might be pretty good, but then it's going to have to connect to the greater MCU, which is just unfortunate. Do you think, um, the issue that I have with Fantastic Four, and by the way, none of us have seen it. I know, I know some people have somehow, but like, I don't know who's directing that movie. I don't think I don't know if there even is a direct. That's kind of one of those. I don't think it needs to matter. I didn't look into it at all.

I feel like that matters a lot to me. I think the only reason I gave a shit about Superman was like, oh, it's fucking James Gunn. I think, cool. I think gun directing it was definitely, I think clearly he, he's a different case where it's like he's someone who was a fan of those things. clearly he's always jumped at the chance to being a part of this stuff sure I have paid on James Gunn because of the fact that he made the Guardians of the Galaxy

silly when they're not to be a silly team but I respect those movies for them being pretty good movies you know I think the second one doesn't need to exist but other than that I think they're all pretty good movies that's so crazy I think second one's really good I think it's I don't think it does anything for the plot but I think it's a cool movie

it doesn't do anything for the the greater episode lot it's like this is what I'm saying it's like it's a movie. It does everything for the plot of the movie, but it doesn't do anything for like the broader cinematic universe. Yeah. Which I think is fucking fine.

I think that's fine. I think if I'm watching a movie in a cinematic universe, I want to do something for the cinematic universe though. You know, like I, like if I'm, yeah, I just don't care enough about that.

If I'm reading the movie to be good. If I'm reading comics, right, if I'm reading a comic book and I'm like, oh, the greater universe of the comic books all works together. I enjoy a Spider-Man series by himself. And a Spider-Man can be alone and that's cool.

but if the only avenue through New York is Spider-Man, then I see a Spider-Man book that doesn't do anything about talking about Kingpin or not reveal anything about Derrots or something like that. It's like, it's like I'm the new, Born Again series. All that shit's going on in New York and not a single other metahuman and the most metahuman field plays are doing anything.

You know, it's like, what the fuckie? What do you mean? What do you mean? You know why. You got to, you just, I know, I know why. You just got to have it.

They're not available. I know. I got to put it in there, Thunderbolts. What happens at the end of that movie? Everyone should be every single person should be like, yo, what's going on? And they're like, Spider-Man is getting a GED. No.

He's in school. He's like, no. Let him be in school. His spider sense would go off and he wouldn't be able to move without coming. He'd be freaking out. He'd be spinning on his ceiling. Look, man, if you're going to watch, you have to. You can't.

To me, I don't even talk about that. I know. Just because if you're going to watch the movie, you know why. And so there's no point of even, like, if we were doing like an analysis, we're, hey, we're going to break down this movie and like, why are these people in here and be like, well, you know why? Why are you talking about this? It's a foregone conclusion kind of thing. Why are you talking about this? It's, it is what it is. It's funny. It's still funny to, I guess, to, you know, it's funny to cinemas in about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As far as Superman goes, you're a big Superman fan. You don't really give a shit about Superman. Yeah. Like, did you see any Superman stuff before this? Any other? I remember, so I remember seeing the brand. Brandon Ralph, Brandon Ruth? I don't know which... You saying that made me forget his name. What the fuck? 2005.

Superman Returns. 2006. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're right. 2006. And I remember that. I remember the animated series kind of vaguely.

I don't remember watching it so much as I just remember the vibes of it. I remember it being on TV. You remember, Dess League and Unlimited. That's probably what you remember. Honestly. No, I did not watch Justice League unlimited. I didn't watch any...

I didn't watch any Justice League stuff because I specifically... I don't know, man. There were characters in the Justice League that I was like... Like, I can't even begin to take this seriously or care. Like, Hot Girl or whatever? I think that show.

Who is this bitch? I love hot. That was one of my favorites. I like her more now. You know what's crazy. But, but like in the cartoons, I was like, I don't know. I always looked at it as like, that's so lame. And then like.

Really? Yeah. And I just kind of, I liked focusing on individual. Whenever there was like a big team up, I always felt like, you know what it felt like? It felt like somebody playing with action figures, but they weren't doing what I. I wanted to do with them. You know what I mean? So I was like, when it was just Batman,

it was just like, okay, I'm watching a story about Batman, but when it's everybody, it's like, oh, this isn't a story. This is playing. That's very interesting. Or at least that's how I felt when I was a kid. I get it. You missed out on some of the greatest

comic stuff ever with that show. Unlimited and regular were amazing. Like, the way people talk about the Batman show, I feel Torres Justice League unlimited. I did watch Teen Titans and stuff. Like, I liked some of those shows. Yeah. But like, the Justice League was,

always sounded, they were always lame to me. Oh, yeah. Even just the name. Like, we're the Justice League. I, I, I, I was, I was a kid. I, to me, I didn't have the concept of lame and cool and shit. Well, everything was just cool pretty much. I was a kid. I didn't really have a concept of being like too cool for stuff or, like, I remember even my, like, your, your, the way that you're, the way that you're, the way a teenager would see a lot of stuff is the way that, uh, is, uh, how old were you around that? Well, I want to be clear, I think, I want to be clear that I think I'm superimposing future me lingo onto like what I was feeling at the time.

I don't think I was literally at the time thinking this is lame. It was more so that this doesn't capture my attention as much as other things do. So I don't care enough to watch it. Okay. And then also like just some of them looked. I don't know. I was very visual. Like Spider-Man spoke to me, Venom spoke to it.

Like those kinds of things from Marvel spoke to me. Whenever I would see like, hot girl, it was just some lady with wings. I just kind of felt like, I don't know. I can't deny that This isn't as interesting to me The Spider-Man and like Spider-Man and like Ghost Rider and Blade and like those kind of characters

aesthetically grabbed me first I was like all right cool Because even I thought Batman I still think Batman looks kind of stupid But I think Yeah I think he looks kind of stupid But I think at the same time

Like talking to people as individuals For me I think it looks stupid But I thought it was cool Because my first introduction was Batman 1989 And I remember thinking He looks a little silly. Like Michael Keaton looks a little ridiculous in that costume.

I don't know anyone that would disagree. Yeah. Especially that he can't move his fucking neck. Yeah. And I really liked that movie, but I liked it in the sense that like, in the same way that I liked, I don't know,

Mrs. Doubtfire. We're like... That movie felt gruel. I like this movie a lot, but I don't know if I would want to buy an action figure of Michael Keaton's Batman and play with it. You know what I mean? I had a Michael Keaton.

I actually, my... I was just talking about my cousin the other day because his family stuff going on. And I have a vivid memory of accidentally breaking his Batman, his Keaton Batman, because the ears were way too sharp for whatever reason. And then so I was throwing it up into the, you know, because and then at one point it stuck in there. It stuck, but his head only fucking remade.

So he must fucking severed his Batman. And I was like, oops. I have that like anytime I think of that dude I think of that memory I was like oh that I fucked his Batman off You know what's crazy You remember when the um the movie with Freeze came out The McDonald's had the fucking cups

With like all of the various characters on it Oh yeah My sister had all the cups And I broke two of them I broke two of them I was small so I dropped them And I think I don't know if they were they glass

I know they were damaged I know I did damage You must have spiked them into the ground Something I was being a kid I was probably playing with Dunn was I saw Batman on it and I was like, yeah, this will work. And she was like, dude, my grandma was like, don't kill him.

He's a kid. And I was like, I'm sorry while fucking snot covered with peanut butter on my face. My apologies, I didn't mean to break your thing. Yeah. No, I didn't have a lot of it. I'm more open to that now. Yeah. But I just, I don't know.

At the time, I just didn't care. I kind of know what you mean because when I saw the second Mortal Kombat movie in 97, I'm still a kid. I'm like nine years old. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side.

For example. If anybody has more than 10. 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change.

in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CV, guest pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know, that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I recognize how shitty that fucking thing.

was and how lame like compared especially compared to the first one some of the designs and stuff I was thinking I'm like this is this is not I don't like this you know I appreciate it now for what it is just complete garbage just garbage but I think going back and watching some stuff like

like watching I would highly recommend Justice League Justice League unlimited I think but I wouldn't feel offended if you were just like I don't care you know what I'm saying like it is a different I love all those shows like Destiny Unlimited Batman Beyond Batman Superman. I don't think there was a flash show.

No, who else had a show? I think it was this Batman Superman. And then there was unlimited Regularly. There was the Jimmy Olson series. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy Olsen.

Jimmy Olsen. Jimmy Olsen's just, this him every morning waking up in a different woman's bed. Just like, oh my God, I gotta do better than this. Going to work, another girl texts him. Then you wait.

That's the whole show. It's him working. And being interrupted by women? And then fucking a woman waking up going to work the next day. And then like there's like one episode where he's at a park just kind of trying to figure out what he's going to do. Riveny. Yeah. He's got like 18.

Blameleet texts in his phone. Just like. Yeah. Incredible. Incredible stuff. Yeah. But DC always felt to me like like like older. And so like by definitionally like it kind of felt like oh DC was like that stuff like my parents watched.

Because my dad liked Superman a lot. and like Batman I remember seeing him like team up with like Scooby Doo and stuff like there was like stuff like that where I'm just like like old campy Batman

yeah and so like this isn't as series and then you see Spider Man the animated series and you're like okay this is more 90 this is more my speed I was more into that stuff

I always like Superman I thought he was like I think he was just the idea of cool like he was like a nice guy that was like really strong help people like oh this is awesome I like that

Spider Man living in New York Spider Man is just it's just synonymous with New York Superman It felt like a church character. Yeah. Like a character that like the church would push on you. To me it was I think they finally, the Tim Daly stuff, you know, the Bruce Tim shit.

Yeah. Like, um. That was definitely cooler. That was when I feel like, because that was that was specifically, okay, that's made for kids. But we're also going to make it a little more. Because personally, and this is just me speaking, I, the Christopher Reeve shit, don't. like it. It's just not for me. I liked it. That shit just doesn't, you know, that's what I'm saying.

I haven't seen it in a long time. To be fair, like, that first movie is really the only one that I see people talk about positively. Like, the other, the other three are like... I feel like people... Because the third one's like a Richard Pryor movie as far as I understand. It's like a Richard Pryor movie featuring Superman. And then the fourth one is just a fucking disaster. That's the one I remember seeing. I remember seeing that one vividly because I remember because it was like, what, nuclear man or something? Yeah. And it was about him going around, taking a...

all the nukes away. And it was just so fucking late. Yeah, it's, it's, look, man, it was sign of the times. I feel the same way about Star Wars came out around the same time. Yeah. It's, it's me being a child

of the 90s, there was stuff coming out that was just better because they had more time to write better stuff. There was a lot of nostalgia baked into that stuff. So when I go back and watch that old stuff, I'm like, I understand why this was coolest shit at the time. But for me, I'm watching it through the lens of like, I can appreciate it, but I just don't want to watch it.

I just, it's not, I'd rather watch the stuff that came out. I'd rather watch the sci-fis. I'd rather watch the superheroes that came out in the 90s, the animated shows, the supermans that, the comics that were coming on at that time. Even Superboy, I thought was pretty cool around that time. You like Connor Kent? Around that time. When he just had the shirt on, he's had a t-shirt on only? No, no.

Or it was back when he had the earring and the fucking jacket. Okay, okay. Because I was like, if you like the black t-shirts of boy, but you're fucking stupid. No, that was, that was, that was, no, this. You know what I did get into? Actually, Batman Beyond. I really liked Batman Beyond.

I don't remember anything about it. I just remember I, I, I had the cost, that cost, no, I had the, the, the, the Batmobile toy. Oh, okay. From Batman. I don't remember what his Batmobile looks like really from being in honest. It was, it's just very cartoony, but it's fucking sick. I remember his batwing.

I remember that. Yeah. I remember his, uh, and the costume I thought was fucking so cool. Awesome. I thought that, I like that costume a lot, but it's also like. what is this like what the fuck it's a very 90s

it's very 90s it's the future it's like it's a skin tight suit and he has he's black entirely he looks menacing though like actually I just like Terry I thought he was really

fucking cool yeah this fucking thing and they ruined him yeah this fucking thing it looked like a it looked like a fucking gun oh my god I remember it now never mind I remember that

yeah that is so I think this was the exact toy I had futuristic I remember that God it was so cool That was good, man. That show was fucking awesome. To me, it solved the problem, the one problem that I had with the animated Batman the animated series.

As a kid, I loved adversity. And Batman had almost none in the animated series. There wasn't very many times when Batman was like, oh, man, he got his ass kicked. It rarely happened. Clayface whipped his ass one time. Harley Quinn whipped his ass one time. But then he just was like, oh, untie me. Untie me, you're gay.

And then she doesn't. does it? And I'm like, what the f? Like, no. Oh, I need to wait for, I can't kill you yet. Joker needs to show up, right? Like, don't kill me. You'll be mad if you kill me before. Okay. For some reason, like, it gives him enough time to like escape. Yeah. And I'm like, whatever. But I'm just like, there wasn't very many times that I always felt like he was too almost infallible. And that annoyed me. Like, because I like, I like watching like Spider-Man. He was getting his ass kicked. And right. So then Terry McGinnis, every ever. episode get his ass whooped and I just love the adversity of it. It felt like oh man how's it

I know he's going to prevail but how is he going to do it you know so sure yeah I like I like Batman secondly is a sperm donor to your mom and I was like why did y'all do that like like why would y'all just like the animated series yeah and they did it in unlimited they go to the future and they like talk about how like text sure you're trying to sell me out no I think I think it's really no I think it's really a sperm donor sperm donor Batman art it's because they just don't let the... Batman's always got to win, no matter what the case. He's always got to somehow win at the end.

Yeah. And it's like, oh, man, that's why, like, I like Batman. I think he's cool, but it's like, the more I read him, the more I was like, I just can't even log into this anymore, dude. Like, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna go read Spider-Man and watch him be poor for fucking 38 years. I'd rather to watch that. Well, the other thing, too, so, like, Brandon, Ruth, or Brandon Ralph, I can't

remember the guy's name. But it was the one by Brian Singer, I think. Brian Singer did the 2006 Superman Returns. And that was supposed to be, that was weird because I remember seeing that movie and it was like, apparently, apparently the Brandon Ralph Superman,

that was supposed, that is supposed to be canonically Christopher Reed. That's episode 5, yeah, that's fifth movie. Which is insane. You saw the fourth one, right? You said?

Yeah. He leaves the fourth one. No, but what I was, the idea of making that in the first place. It's crazy. I'm like, oh,

this is the same guy, even though he doesn't look the same and the vibe. is completely off. Close enough. And it's like, I mean, he does, he does, like, he's different looking, but like, he's not a bad look at, like, he's the archetype of that man still. I actually feel bad for him. I feel like he actually looked like a Superman. Yeah. Like, he looked like Superman. Yeah, I believed him. But then that movie was like, that movie was asked. Who cares? Nothing happened. Nothing happened at all.

I think, like, there was some set. He saved a plane. He saved a plane. And then he has a kid. And then he has a kid. A fucking bullet hit his eye, which was like, okay, that's cool. That would have been cool, like, if I hadn't seen The Matrix already. But yes. And then, Kuma. whoops his ass. I don't remember that. Dude. I barely remember that movie.

Cal Penn. Oh, when he gets a Cryptonite. So he's on, he's on the platform. Cal Penn. He's made of, it's made of, Cal Penn versus Cal L.

That's crazy. Yeah, Cal Penn versus Cal L. And then like, Kevin Spacey, rape Luthor, you know, like he, rape, Sex Luther.

Sex, Luther is crazy. Sex Pets Luther. Sex without consent, Luther. Yeah, yeah. He, he has the platform right,

and it's made of Cryptonite. And then he's all, I'm fucked up, and then all of a sudden, his henchmen start whooping Superman's ass. And I'm like, Kumar is whooping superman's ass right now. What the fuck is this movie? I was so checked out.

But so that was, that was the first, that was the first, like, real, like, modern Superman thing that I'd seen. I was like,

oh, man, this is not good. That was bad. And that was, by the way, before Spider-Man 3, after Spider-Man 2, so I was like,

man, DC sucks. I was like, because it was also before the dark night. I didn't really like Batman begins that much. I thought it was fine. It's a fine intro, but you know, you can skip it.

I just, yeah, it's just, it felt like this is too dire for me. I don't care. And I like to the Dark Night. I like the Rachel Gold scene. I like, I like Rashall Goes scene. I like, I like, I like, a really dope scene when they're like fighting

outside. On the ice? Yeah, and he's like training him. I think that scene is like dope. You're fucking gay, mate. And then you like fucking make some fall on the ice and he freezes to do that. And there's actually a clone Batman. I like that scene where Batman leaves a guy

in a speeding train and kills him. I love it. Immediately. I love the, I don't kill. The first movie, the first movie where he's like, it's Batman and there's no kill rule. He's like,

I'm gonna leave you in this train. Fuck you, actually. Like, is that the same one he drops that dude off the roof? No. No, he's done. You know that guy's cool. I was like,

bro. There's a great, by the way. This is completely non-second with it. But I saw something on Twitter. It was like, somebody said, man, Spider-Man 2 was insane.

And it's the game for Xbox and PS2. And he guys, like, you could, you know, remember how you could bring a henchman up to like the, oh, Yeah, yeah. You could bring a henchman up to like the top of the Empire State Building with you.

And you could jump and do that. I don't know what that the move is where like you wrap your legs and arms around somebody and like flip upside down and spin. I don't know what that. I don't know what that move is called. It's kind of like the ultimate. Well, it's not like a pile driver or like I guess it's a pile driver, but it's a it's a power driver in a degree that humans can't do. Yeah. It's completely fictional.

But like he does it off the Empire State Building and lands and then jumps off and he goes, Toby McGuire's voice line. cues in and he was like, you're lucky, I pull my punches. It's insane. And he gets up, by the way. The Hedgman gets up. The guy is the strongest big of the universe. But yeah, so, I don't know. But so it took a... Wolverine, effectively. But so DC just in my entire life has always been just kind of a mess.

You know, like Superman Returns was terrible. The Dark Night I liked. But then Rises, I couldn't stand. I really did not like Rises or begins. So, like, for me, like... Rises sucked ass. For me, that trilogy is like... That was unfortunate. I love it.

I love they took Bade and they made him ridiculous. They made him like some tea drinking freak. Because Baird is the coolest. He's the coolest Batman character. And it's just like, you lamed him. You lame him. It was also egregious just how many times, like, this became so annoying. Like, everybody's like, oh.

Oh, right. South Park, like, they're all wearing masks and stuff. Yeah. That's exactly what it. If anybody wants to know what it was like growing up around that time. That's a great example of it because people were doing that all the time impersonating Bain. It's sucked.

I'm fucking stupid Batman. I'm supposed to be Mexican but I'm not. Well, Brazilian. Brazilian. Who Cain? Isn't he Brazilian? He's Mexican, Doug. Are you sure? Yes. I thought he was from. He's a luchador technique. That's why he's wearing a mask. I thought he was just culturally appropriating. He might be. I don't know anything about Bain.

Why do I think he was from Brazil? The witch, well, Do you know, I give me question myself now? Because he's fucking crazy. No, I'm sure you're right. And I've just, for some reason, I'm an idiot. But I don't know. I think DC is definitely lamer and aesthetic to Marvel.

But I think the idea of DC is that it's all supposed to be. They're all more or less like ideals, like kind of characters. They're more fantastical, I would say. Like they're, even Batman who is like more grounded, you could say is like, is, that's like a more fantastical premise to me. Yeah. And so like... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that. Pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than... 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind.

If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive, so we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology,

is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health,

with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat, and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day.

Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that, generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio.

Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I don't know. So you had the Brandon Rob Superman. You had the Batman trilogy, which for me was like a. a 33% hit rate because like I didn't really like the two other ones. So like that didn't really work for me

and then you know you had Man of Steel which... Oh he's from the Caribbean. Really? Are you serious? Yeah, so he's culturally appropriate. He's half British and half Caribbean that's probably why they did that British thing. No one was like, oh, cool.

And then we'll just make him fucking British. That's so much easier. I don't know any Hispanic. The white group in a fictional Spanish-speaking country of Santa Preska and the Spanish-speaking blah, blah, blah. He's not Mexican, but he's on like Caribbean, I guess. That's so funny. So we're both just...

He's an islander. I swear I thought he was Brazilian. What the fuck, dude? Representation, I guess. But I knew his pain. Bain is cool as fuck, dude. Is that they don't use him well because they don't know how to... They can't conceptualize strong and smart together.

Was he in Batman and Ramen? Oh, yeah, it was. He was. He was. He was. He was. Yeah, yeah. That's all I didn't.

I mean, those... That shit was. Those movies are so fun, though. They're... They're... Chewocker. Garbage. The nipples.

The nipples on the suit. The credit card, man. The bat. The bat. Credit card. It was that clip of the nostalgia credit. It makes the like chiching noise when he brings it out to him. It's like this movie.

It's very stupid. The funny thing is though, as a kid, I thought Batman forever was good. I remember coming out of that movie. I could see that being a fun movie for like a kid. I still like that movie. I remember coming out of the theater feeling kind of inspired. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then like the exact opposite of how I felt.

Was that? Was that? Was that? Was that. Was that Jason Thomas? I saw when I was like 17 for the first time. No, it was Dick. I don't think.

Was Dick Grayson? He was with the Flying Grayson's and then Two-Face killed his family. I hate that. While they were on the trapeze. He's, ah, fucking gay. Oh, a duck hunt. That bothers me so much because I just, that's my man. Dick Grace is my favorite fucking Batman character.

It's like, he's so stupid. And then Too-Face butt-fucked him after he killed his parents. That's crazy. That's true. He's like, come here. and butt fuck you and then he started narrating it

he was doing trapeze and he couldn't catch him and two his just hard and butt fuck you tails

I butt fuck your I butt fuck me isn't isn't decreasing a kid I mean these are villains two face

these are these are they don't have this line I guess so I guess there is death stroke too listen

I didn't know any of that shit by the way dude the fact that death stroke causes beef with a kid is crazy

like he wants shit with a kid I think that's so funny kids he's like the main antagonist of the Titans.

He also fucks one of them, apparently. I didn't know that. I didn't know. Raven? Raven? No, Tara. Oh, okay. So Solid JJ asked me to do like a voice for death stroke.

And he sent me this script. I was like, oh my God, this is crazy. This is real? It is like a real storyline. I had no fucking clue. I don't know that much about death stroke. I just knew. There's a reason. I know a lot about him now.

I know he's racist and I think that's funny. Is he racist? Yeah. Like, canonically? He'll make a racist joke to you to say. No, no, no, no. But is that like in the same way that Superman is kind and Spider-Man is guilty?

He's racist? Not to the same degree as those two things, you know, but it's like... Okay, that's what you were, that's how it came across to me. Who's a racist character? I'm, I'm sorry. Probably some fucking diesel character. Zod is like... Zod.

He's kind of right. But like, yeah, but like, he's kind of right. Not when it comes to like the supremacy aspect of it. He's right. He's right. The issue is, one Kryptonian could. He's not right to complete. What, okay, explain.

Look, please. I want to see where he goes. These are superior to humans. Okay. They are. Okay. I know. So his bigoted mentality would like, hey, we're just better than them.

Has some sort of validity in that context. Therefore. Where there are literally aliens who are better. Do I validate? him going around killing people. Yeah. He's like, so you just don't

disagree with them at all. I think he's going to be. I think he's going to. He's like, I think he's going to, I think he's going a bit too far. But. But.

But. Some valid, it's some validity in this point, you know. Anyway. Okay. So. And then you had Man of Steel.

Man of Steel. Which like, I liked that movie, but I get it. I watched that movie and I was like, this is a cool Dragon Ball movie. Or like, this.

But I don't feel like I'm watching Superman really. I don't know what the fuck this is. That's what I actually liked about. I remember it was like prisoner of Askeban. That's what I like, I can't see anything in this movie. I don't, I don't, I feel like that goes a little too far. I don't, it's like, oh, I can't tell what the Transformers are doing. I'm like, are you fucking 80?

I can't see it. I can't see it. That's what I mean like, are you 80? Like, I can see. I feel like maybe just from playing, because you play fast video games. How could you not see it? That's why it weird me out. Because it's just the visual design language is.

It feels like maybe you don't want to see it. Like you just don't care enough. I've tried. I think that's such a wild exercise. I didn't try much. That's what I mean. I feel like you just don't care. And I feel like that's a perfectly fine position.

I wouldn't even care. But I shouldn't have to try to follow the action. That's the director's job. I feel like I'm not struggling at all. That's the thing that I. I've never got that either because I'm like, the only moments I'm kind of confused, but you're supposed to be is when they're transforming.

It's like, oh, I'm not going to know everything's going to be coming. You're not supposed to see everything. Have you seen the fight between Venom and Carnage and that in the, yeah. That fight was dark. It's dark and it just looks like a bunch of slime mixing it and you're just like, what the fuck is even like who's what?

That's what a lot of Transformers fights feel like. Not all of them, but the ones that I've seen kind of striking me as like. I don't know, I guess. You can't see it. I'm not saying it's not on screen. I've watched the old ones a couple of times. Especially the first two.

I've seen the second one is my favorite one. I've seen that one many times. And I was trying to like look at it through the lens and see if there's anything that seemed kind of confusing. to me. I just, I was trying to see it

objectively be like, okay, I can see where that. I just didn't get that feeling. That was the thing that was like very strange to me but I don't fucking know, dude.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Man of Steel, I, you know, I don't, it's a, this is a weird one

because it's hard to like see what people unanimously feel about. I don't know what, I don't even know if there's unanimous thoughts about Man of Steel.

There's a lot of division on it. Yeah, because I'm, I'm one of the people that like, oh, this, this,

I love this version of Superman. But also, coming from Babias, I love Henry Cavill. Sure. I think he does a fantastic job. I don't care about Lois Lane, so Amy Adams is fine. You know, like, I don't, I just don't, I've never, I've, she's fine for what she is, but I just never cared about her as a character personally. So Amy Adams is fine. Michael Shannon's one of my favorite actors.

I think he fucking murdered Zod. I think that was fantastic. I thought the cinema talk, I love Zach Snyder's simit sentiment. topography team is han simmers scores i i've never had a bad score for me you know i'm sure you can rank ones the lowest but i've never won like this sounds like shit like maybe yeah dune is probably one of my least favorites but it's also appropriate yeah yeah a lot of it's supposed to be in the background it's not really supposed to steal the show exactly so like i i just all of that stuff combined and just uh the fucking kryptonian beating the piss out of superman like uh the fucking the

fucking the giant motherfucker. Yeah. The broad. Napa and Vigita. Yeah. I literally, it looked like Napa and Vigita. When they were coming in through the swung,

it was like the silhouettes of like this big guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's nap and Vegeta. I love it. And to me it's like you even saying it's like a Dragon Ball Z thing. And I'm like, well,

as a Dragon Ball Z mark, that's fucking near and you're in my heart. Yeah. I think I think the problem is that I. So when it comes to comic book things, right? In adaptations, the problem is there's so many different adaptations of characters that it's like, this is a comic act

saying some of his comic accurate does kind of fall on dead ear unfortunately it just does because there's comics or Superman's been racist there's comics where Spider-Man has beat Mary Jane there's comic like you know

it's like all these things that have happened where it's like I love that one you so I actually don't know about that and I'm intrigued he hits he sort of slaps shot of her and it's insinuated he lost she lost the baby because of him

it's crazy someone wrote that also someone was like I'm gonna write do you know what it's it's it's 1983 we'd be beating our wife by the way this is the same. The fact that I don't know about this is like, I'm sorry.

Yeah. Dude, comics are, there's all sorts of manga type shade in him. You know what I mean? It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Yeah.

Right. What I'm saying is like the absurdity that people attribute to manga. Like it's there in comics too. Right. It's absurd like fan fiction. Like the author's barely disguised fetish type stuff. Right. Of course.

That's just how, that's just how writing works in general. Yeah. What's that Miss Marvel one where she has her own baby and dates it? I feel like that's You keep throwing Curl balls at me It's it

It's one of it Because the thing I voiced in Is like a like a Like it's like an anthology Of like all these like ridiculous stories One is the death stroke fucking Terra The other one is like

Miss Marvel having a Like getting impregnated and having a baby all within a day And then the baby grows up and becomes the person who impregnated her with it with himself Some absurd shit I think that's Corak Or Korak I don't know I don't know, man.

I didn't look into it. It's the nature of comic. It's crazy because like, you go back, right? You go back to earlier periods in comics, right? And then there's niggas like Chris Clamont, who's like, even by now standards, he's a fantastic comic writer.

And then there's like these other dudes that were just in the room that's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna write this. What if Batgirl's pussy fell off and became a villain? A pussy bad guy. Right?

Senate, send it to Korea. Print it now. Don't even workshop it. But it's like, it's the thing is right off the tree. For me, Man of Steel feels weird

because he's not even supermanish, you know? And he's not he's super about him. He's kind of just like... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman

and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business. My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example, if anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago,

they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software, 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology,

is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. like I get a stomachache every time that I eat

and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day or I'm constantly feeling like gassy and all of those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

We deep dive into your OTC medication and then at that point we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

In which way? What do you mean? He's like, unbelievably, like, when did we see him be nice once in that movie? When did he save people? No, when did he do anything that was kind in that whole entire movie? Like, saving people? Well, other than saving people. I'm fucking, because, because Batman.

Because Batman saves people How Jordan saves people One Roman saves people But their motto is not that being kind He kind of doesn't even save you Isn't that the big criticism with Superman Is that he kind of doesn't even save people He puts like a shit out of people in danger

I mean he isn't In that movie That's not his fault though Being reckless Yeah Because that that's what I'm being like That's one thing that I

About being a Especially new This is an origin story And being new And needing to Sharpen his skills by being better Sure I get it

But when is he kind? Like when does he show any features that people are like famous for Superman being those kind of character traits? You know? Because like you're, if I'm watching a movie, we don't need him to be the exact same person that cornswet is, you know? But some of the features that are a part of Superman should be there. He's never really kind throughout the movie. He's kind of just stoic, you know, trying to figure out like are humans worth saving? Should I be intervening, you know?

And that's not that there's anything wrong with that. But like that you have to have kind. Like, for me, my thing about Ramey, right? I don't think Ramey does a very good job portraying Peter Parker as a character. But you know what he does? He portrays the rest of the cast amazingly, you know? Like, the Spider-Man... And the Spider-Man, I don't think he's really Peter Parker at all.

He's kind of very mono, like minimal. And I think that's like... He'd probably read the comics or Peter Parker was like that. So it's fine. It's like that works. You know, that's a version of Spider-Man that works a lot. But Spider-Man is more character than that, you know? He's more of a jokester.

He had his own... kind of like mentalities and inner thoughts that we don't kind of see in a movie and that's like a okay but you have to have some of the acts of the character there I think other than being Superman

he's not really Superman is that Cavill's fault? No, that Snyder being an edge lord that clue didn't get put zing by 22 years old did he, because he did he write it I don't know I don't know

I don't think he did that's kind of thing I think people but he's not directed it though and that's the thing yeah but you can only direct I don't know I think it's I think too many people

don't really know the finer process of making movies. So they look at like a director and they're like, oh, it's his fault that the script is like this. And it's like, that's not really how that works. Sometimes it is. It depends. It totally depends, right?

Most directors and writers go hand in hand in the creation of the movie though. Not necessarily. A lot of directors like, a lot of directors just buy a script or like, you know, it's auctioned off or something. Sometimes they don't even work on it. And they might rewrite it a little bit, but they still ultimately like, you know, you bought a script. You know, you want the script.

It is the right. Like, it is the person who wrote it. And that's the studio. The studio is writing. The studio's right. You know, they're the ones that write it in. The issue with Manistield for me was that like it felt like, oh, this is Batman again. They're trying to make this like dark and gritty.

And like I don't... I don't think... I don't think it's the DCEU. Well, right. But like, it was a way to separate themselves from Marvel at the time. But like, to me, it just kind of struck me as like, all right, well, I don't know, man. Like, do I care about a Superman if he's just going to be like quiet and weird the whole time? And then like that scene with fucking Pock Henry's like...

That scene is crazy. That is so stupid. That is the craziest smoke. The fuck. The hold. I love this tornado, man. He's cool. What's friends.

Chris Pratt did to the dinosaurs in a New Jurassic Park movie. He did, he did. It was like easy dinosaurs. Stop. I really, I wasn't as bothered as a lot of people because people are not thinking of it as being a dumb redneck that you need to think. Like, I'm serious. Well, you know why. I think a dumb redneck that is just trying to protect his son.

Like he would sacrifice himself easily. I agree with that. But I think the issue with that, I honestly think the issue with that is really just They always cast people as Ma and Pa Kent. They did a really good job in this one. Right. Well, what I'm saying is like in the older ones, it's always like some person who's clearly not. Like it's a world renowned actor that we've seen a million times.

It's just because like you're not. I know you. Like I can't be distracted enough. These people I've never seen in my fucking life. And the one in the new movie, I'm like, you are just. Yeah, they just got some people. It looks like they just picked them off the street. I know they're actors.

That scene was, dude, that ending scene made me so happy scene. That was a Superman scene Whereas like that's a great like Idea of the character It's like oh I don't want to spoil for people That are gonna watch the movie Yeah But the closing scene of the movie

But not before the post credits It was like that's a beautiful scene It's a good scene Like that's really really really cute You know what I like about Everything involving the parents Was just the parents It's being parents to him

Not understanding what he is And it's like They're just trying to help You know I like about this new one Is that like I feel like Everything is everything is set up and paid off. Yeah.

Like everything. And that kind of surprised me because I was like, this is an unusual amount of like, because even the dog, I was like, I remember thinking like, oh, this dog's going to be like annoying or like,

or he's either going to be annoying or the dog is like, not really going to play a part in the movie at all. And he's like there for toys or whatever. But he's like mega important. Kind of like weirdly the whole time. He's like a driving. Either driving force. And he does things.

Actually. It's kind of wild. He's important, but also there's a lot of things that he did that they left the dog, they made the dog do it and he didn't have to do. Superman could have did some stuff himself, but they made the dog do it because it felt better. Like, I get it. Yeah, yeah. It was more of like, it was one of those things, but I'm like, I get it.

Really? Yes. I really can only think of one part. I can think of a few things. I think there's maybe one part, but I think every part that the dog was in, he was useful I think there's one part where like I guess because it was coming along

it was like well you do that I guess because you're you're coming along with us you know but I think I think they use crypto very well like using it like an animal in a movie I think he was like the best I'd have a problem with crypto being in the movie at all I think it was fucking funny

especially when you again when you keep doing when you keep rebooting stuff like try something different yeah and so adding I like you got the Superman robots in there adding yeah new stuff the only thing I was thinking of is I feel bad for people

that don't know fuck all about Superman because this is like you were just dropped in the middle of a 10 episode series and you're like I don't know what the what this ice thing what the fuck is this oh yeah what is this the force of solitude like you know they built that by the way

oh they made like well it's like a practical set what do you what do you mean they built it like oh you mean like when they're actually on the yeah well when they're in Not the thing that, right. Well, they CG'd it coming in and out of the ground.

I know. But like they built that thing. I was big an asshole. But yeah. They could, uh, apparatus. That's cool. They actually spent money on that. Yeah, because I was,

I would figure like you would just CG everything. Right. Quite frankly, you would probably even see G fucking the people. Why not at this point? I can have an AI generated Superman movie. But, um, yeah,

I know what you mean, I think. Uh, but. It was fun. It's, you have to, if you,

the thing is it's hard, like, think about it from, if you have no idea, like, you know, I've heard all about Superman. I know Superman is, but I don't know anything about Superman. It's hard to live in a world where you don't know that. And fucking forces of solitude without understanding, like, I need, especially this, this job, this, does it?

Yeah, one thing that I, I criticize a lot of superhero, like, why is every fucking superhero a goddamn genius for the most part stupid? That annoys the fuck out of me. Yeah. But so it's like one of those things where I feel like a lot of times it's unnecessary to make so many of them geniuses. and okay you have to assume that by this thing existing sure you know but like also

there's just a lot because like you know you didn't build the fortress right but it's like even maintaining it well he has robots to do that all that is cryptonian bullshit but it's still stupid but yeah it's there's a lot there's a lot to soak in if you're getting thrown into it is a lot like when I first when I saw it it was like the first 30 the first I think 20 minutes I was like whoa they're really three

you're into the deep end. Listen. And then like after it, I was like, oh, okay, I kind of some. That's the thing that kind of blew my mind about it. Because I don't know any of this shit. You know, I don't know anything about the Superman robots or fucking, the engineer. I don't know any of these, any of this. And somehow, like, by the end of it, I was like, I kind of understood it.

Like, I didn't get lost at all, which to, which to me is insane. You're not stupid. No, but like, it's, that's a lot for a movie to, like, Spider-Man 3 was a lot to juggle for, like, a director and a writing team. So to me, like, this is full. The only thing that I think I wanted more information on that I still don't quite understand is that... Look, spoilers from here on.

Like, let's just... We're not going to spoil everything, but, like, just understand your... My spoilers are fine. Tread lightly, okay? Yeah. Skip to the questions, if you want. Lex has, like, a demon? Operating his fucking gondola

or whatever in the fucking pocket universe what the fuck is that it's like a faceless like leather face guy with like you see that he had he called him something he called him Mr. Handsome like yeah what the fuck is that that's the only one that's the only thing how is how is that

Aldonore when he could be hit black clothes together and created a pocket I'm not saying you know how many people were dude the fact that that place was full I was like I'm not saying look yeah that's so many citizens I'm totally willing to go with like, sure, he's a genius, he can make a pocket universe.

That's insane. But whatever, it's a superman. I'm totally, I'm buying it. It's fine. Yeah. But like, it's not so much that it didn't make sense to me. It's just more like, that's an objectively very, almost honestly, it was the most interesting thing to me in the entire movie was that he had this like leather face demon operating a gondola at a pocket dimension. and there's no explanation.

There's not even like a passing remark of like who he is or why he is or anything. And I was like, I want to know about this guy. Is he from the comics? I looked it up. I can't find anything. So now I'm extra interested. I'm like, what the, who is this? Who is Mr.

It might be. It was driving me crazy. It might have just been made up on the spot. You guys saw that thing though, right? Yeah. Like, and he's like barely shown. He's like, there's maybe like unironically seven seconds of footage of him in the movie. There might be a little.

little more. There's also, I think there's probably less. Yeah. No. There's a little, there's I thought he rides like a couple of times. He rides a couple times. There's a full, there's a wide shot where he's like kind of visible, but it's like, you know, yeah. But for me, the scene that took me out of it was like, not talking about, maybe it was like this is insane was the monkeys. That scene is so, ridiculous. That was my favorite. I love, I like it. I think it's mad funny. I liked it because it was. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of smart talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer

what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff. Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things

that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we? from that point with Quantum. By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future

of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back.

If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know, that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. The second that happens, you're like, okay.

It's going to be, this is ridiculous. And it's fine. Because like to me, I'm thinking a lot of the time, like, as I'm watching it, it's like, this is not grounded at all. And I'm totally about that. I'm kind of bored with grounded stuff anyway. It's like, whatever. That's fine.

I'm into it. Because there's a tons of problems. There's actually a lot of problems that I would have with it if I was thinking of it from like a grounded perspective. Like the whole like, the whole system that he comes up with to fight Superman. as Ultraman or whatever, where he's like, oh, I'm going to memorize like a million martial arts moves and then give them a code name and then teach it to this guy

and then scream them out at him and then he'll do him. Or he's like, B3, one six or whatever. He's like, he's not smart enough to just like make a computer do this. You know what I mean? Like you kind of, if you're thinking of it from that perspective of like a grounded, like why would you be smart enough to memorize all these things but not smart enough Because he's better than the computer.

No, well, well, that's, well, yeah. That's what he thinks. Yeah, he's better. I thought of it. I thought of it is like, I want to showboat and I want to also. I want to be responsible. He wants to be Superman.

I want to play the video game. Yeah. I don't want to make a thing to it. So I respect it. It's absurd, but it's comicky. It's a, and I appreciate that it's like, you know what it felt like a Saturday more? It felt like the animated series.

It felt like watching it. And I was like, I like, I like this. This is like refreshing. This is like a cool tone. That's what it was. that was, it was very clear, especially even with the, with the score, it giving you the nostalgia from the old one, which was a lot more lighthearted. Yeah, yeah. And so, it's like, I'm completely, even though I, you know, I said, like, I personally like Man of Steel.

And, like, that's, I really like that movie. I wouldn't want them to make Man of Steel, too. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, I don't, I already had that movie. That's kind of how I feel about the Batman, honestly. Uh-huh. Fuck.

Like, I like the Batman, but like, I'm not looking forward to the second one. I don't need a second one. I don't care. I love that movie so much. It's crazy. Really? I love that Batman. The new one?

The newest one? Yeah. I love that movie. I gotta watch it again. You love it? Yeah, I think he, I think he, I think he's the best Batman we've had. I think as a person portraying a character. Like a live action.

The character from the comic. Of course that's what he means. Yeah. You better mean that. Yes. Yes. Of course is what he means. Obviously, Archham Batman is the best Batman ever because no one can stop him.

Clearly Lego Batman Will Arnett. He's great too, though. I haven't actually seen that movie. It's actually really good. Is it actually? It's really fun. It's a really fun movie. I was really, because I was like,

I don't want to see this shit. My buddy was like, let's go see it. And I don't want to fucking see this shit. It was actually really fun. Really fucking fun. Yeah, I'm probably checking it. I like the Lego movie. And he's kind of in that.

He shows up for a bit of complain and he leaves. He leaves. I think, like, when it comes to... As far as live action, you might be right. I think he's the best one. I think you're probably. Like bar none. I think he's the best one.

I think a lot of people like Ben Affleck, but like I don't think he's given enough. I don't know why they like Ben Affleck. I love Ben Affie as an actor and as a person. Have you seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League? Yeah, it's stupid. It goes on so fucking long. It's like, dude. To me, while it's not, it's a one and done for me.

Yeah, I don't need more of them. Yeah. But I, it is wild. How much did they cut out of that movie? Yeah. They cut. a whole movie out of that movie. It is. It is insane.

And how much they rewrote it too. Like the rewrites of it. The rewrites are fucking Josh Whedon. Egregious. It's amazing that he ever had a career really. Like I like, I liked Firefly quite a bit. He got lucky, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. The Firefly was like the right team. And he was working with a good cast and presumably other writers. Because like, no, man. Like, there's no firefly. He made Buffy.

He made Buffy. I didn't watch any of Buffy. That was his name before, like, anything like, like, little Bing on Avengers. Buffy's a good show, but like, I never watched it. He's a huge, don't watch. I love Buffy. I love Buffy, but I watched it when I was here. Yeah, but you watch it.

It feels gay. You watched it with your sisters and stuff. Yeah, I watch it. Yeah, I can't. It's basically, it's like, anything that's like even, just don't watch it. Yeah, I don't watch. So, what, was, Cabin in the Woods was fun. Oh, yeah.

Super fun. Did he do that? Yeah. Oh, okay. I like that a lot. I like that movie a lot. Yeah. But then

I think just because of Avengers, which he's not responsible for it, at least not in my opinion. But that was like, oh, he can handle this. So then when you saw what he did to the Justice League or anything,

bro, I was just like, I think there was a, he got lucky with Avengers. It was just there. It was set up. I feel like it was going to do well regardless. Just because,

oh man, all these superheroes, I probably could have been better because it's not one of those movies you want to really go back and watch. That's true. Yeah. But just with the coming together for the first time, it was going to be hit.

Yeah, you could have had anybody directing it. You could have had fucking David Lynch direct that and make it completely fucking insane. Okay. See, now you see, that's ultra-nightmare setting. Like, if you're said, I need to make a cohesive movie about superheroes and David Lynch, go. I want Iron Man to dream. You're like, oh, fuck. What are you doing this?

David. David Lynch makes a spider. Man movie and Spider-Man never puts his suit on. It's just a process of him trying to put his suit on, but dealing with like several panic attacks and dreamed-induced fucking psychosis. It was a spider with pajamas on.

And it's inside of your head. I love David Lynch, but like, that would be crazy. I mean, I was gonna, he was gonna direct fucking, what is it? That Star Wars movie, though, the third one. The episode three? Yeah, no, no, not episode three. Sorry. Why is a Skywalker? No. No. And Revenous.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. That would have been insane. George Lucas was like, I want you to direct. He invited him over. He's like, I want you to direct this. And he was, you don't know the story? No. Where he's like, George Lucas invited him over to his house or something.

Because he wanted to talk to him about directing it because George Lucas didn't want to direct it. And he wanted, he's like, oh, I want you to do it because he loved David Lynch or whatever. And he took him out to like, he drove him around like to get food in his like ridiculous car. It's like insane. Like Star Wars Money, fuck you money car. And he was trying to. to explain Ewox to him. And David Lynch was like,

it was a nightmare. I didn't understand a lick of what he was saying. That is crazy for David Lynch to say that. Like, David Lynch, I would be so disrespectful. David had just like, oh, they're like tiny little bear people on their own society.

He said, that's weird. You ever like had a dream that didn't stop? It's like, dude, shut the, shut up. Well, he was like, he was like,

I didn't understand. I didn't, he was trying, he showed me a, a drawing. And it scared me. I had nightmares for weeks. That's crazy.

David Lynch is crazy. I love David. Twin Peaks season two is such a fucking insane situation of a show. I'm like, what is this? That's not his fault though, technically. Season two of Twin Peaks was the network being like, we have to answer the fucking question.

That he's set up in one. No, but the whole point of the show is the mystery. The whole point is that you're never going to find out. And so he was like, well, that's the driving point. And so they solve it in like the first three episodes. And then the rest of the show is like, I don't know. This guy has amnesia or something. Like, I don't know.

That's what happened with, I guess. Did you watch Winpe's Derek? I didn't. Good fucking show. I've heard great things about it. First season's great. The second season is interesting. I've heard it.

I heard it. And I heard when it came back, people are like, holy shit. I remember like, but it's very much a parody of like soap operas. It's very much like. Gotcha. It's not like a tongue-in-cheek, like scary movie parody, but it's like clearly like, trying to. I know there's a handful of Simpson's references from Twin Peaks.

Like, basically whenever something was insane, I'm like, oh, I think this is Twin Peaks kind of a thing. That's so funny. You're probably right. There's a couple of things where I'm like,

okay. But yeah, yeah, so I never got around to it. But there's this show that's out right now. Damn, I can't remember that chick's name. She was in a,

fuck, she was an American pie. It's, damn it. It's like a, Was she in how I met your mom? I think it's like a... She's the one that she has like curly hair

And she was like kind of mundane I don't know man Fuck She's in a show right now that I think it has to do with a It's like a gambling term God damn it The only reason I'm bringing it up right now

Is that a movie? Vegas? Not that one. Fuck I'm so I'm retarded It's a peacock show Anyway It's on peacock I'm talking about.

There's somebody knows what I'm talking about Justa Metal Season 2 is coming to Peacock soon Oh yeah, I can't believe that got renewed. Axel. Axel's in it. I can't wait to see that stupid fucking design and live action, dude. Did they show? Yeah.

There's a clip of it. There's at least like a three second shot in the trailer of like Axel. Does Axel look good? I mean, no. I don't know the answer to that question because yes, it looks like Axel. But, like, of course it doesn't look good. It looks stupid. Oh, my God.

But I'm so excited for it. Like, I didn't give a shit about the first thing. I didn't watch it. But knowing that Axel is going to be there is exciting. But yeah, so what the fuck were you talking about before? I didn't remember. Superman. Hey, yeah.

Is this? Is this? That is so out of hockey. I don't know if that's the clip exactly, but yeah, that's definitely like a set photo, I think. But the clip is hilarious. I don't think you'll be able to look it up on on your own, though. That's like a three second clip, maybe. Maximum.

You'd have to skim through the trailer. It's so absurd. But it's, I mean, it looks, it looks like how you would imagine Axel looking. That's fucking big wheel right there. Man, now that looks good. That's a good shot. God, man.

God bless such a fucking ridiculous concept. How can I make a car but most dangerous? The most dangerous car you can imagine. The worst way to have a car. I know. Just like you're being, You can't see because the wind is in here. You're getting hit with bugs.

Wouldn't he get ripped apart? Like, if the wheels veered too much, he would just get ripped into two pieces. I don't think about it. Unless he has the strongest sockets on his body ever. Well, he is the axle. You have to remember.

He is the axle. And the axle is completely exposed. If he goes over a bump, all that pressure is going right into his mid-set. He can't think of it. This is, it's clearly Superman. You know what I mean?

It's clearly like whatever. He can make a pocket universe. Yeah. You know, it's fine. It's fine that he's an axle man. Yeah. Whatever. Let's be some questions, man.

By the way, again, if you've, we haven't spoiled anything, but I do want to, one actual spoiler here for Superman. I'm giving you heads up. Five, four, three, two, one. Wild. That hot girl just kills Benjamin at Yahoo. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I saw that. I was like, yo, that is crazy. He's like, oh, you won't kill me.

And she's like, I'm not superman. Like, that's what I'm like. I'm Isabella Merced. And that's why. The shot, it was good too,

the match cut of like the, the, the, the, the, the seltzer coming into the drink. Yeah. And then,

uh, Justice League. Oh, Hot girl. Yeah. Yeah. There's not the same best of girl. There's not the same hot girl,

though. They're, they're always, I mean, I think he's just talking about the character in general. That character, yeah. It's not like if I said Flash, it doesn't matter for talking about Barry Allen or Wally West. It matters, but you're not too.

Yeah, I'm interested. I might, I might check it. Are they, what's the best one? Are they connected or are they sequel series? Like, what's the, like, are they sequel series? Like, Justice, like, Justice, like, and Justice League on Lovoo? Yeah. Okay, so it's like Batman in the new adventures of Batman or whatever.

Yeah, but they, but these, where the art style changes. Yeah. Yeah. But they also, it's like a direct follow up. Like, it's not like, it wasn't like, oh, a hiatus or something. Shipwoden basically. Yeah, okay. Okay.

Yeah. Or super, I guess. And this was interesting. Around that time, that was when John Stewart became the favorite green lantern. You know, because it was always like, oh, how Jordan's default? And then people like, they would do voting and stuff online and shit. And they're like, oh, yeah, fucking John Stewart. Yeah.

It just was good enough. The dynamic was good. Fucking Phil Lamar. He's a classic goaded. I was a big fan Fucking the shit out of fucking hot girl Yeah I was like deep

I'm a big fan of A little mixed race baby too Yeah I'm a big fan of that That crew Mr. Terrific and He was so good in the movie God damn

He did such a good job That was cool yeah He was a he was in a guy I love Nathan Philly I'm always gonna love Nathan Philean So I was like So you guys So you guys at Green Lantern

He's a dickhead is cool It makes me sad Because I wish It should have been him Instead of Reynolds It should have been him Instead of Reynolds Oh

But the problem is that I'm happy, I'm happy that it was him playing guy more than how. Because I feel like he embodies guy better than how, but he could have easily been how, what's just called, he could have been Howe Stewart, how Jordan immediately. Nathan Villain's very likable. And if you're going to have a character that is a jerk, it's good to have somebody like that. Yeah. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata.

We discussed his vision for the future. of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why. I came to IBM. I wanted the experience the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point

when it will mature, right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions

you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues, we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomach

ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can put it.

probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. He was a twat. He was a twat and I loved it. I love how all the stings were just middle fingers. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. They flipped off the tanks or whatever. Yeah, it's one of those things, though. it's like it again if you don't know it you can't appreciate what hot girl did if you don't really know who those people are and that all they do is kill people like that is that is what they do they fuck people up yeah yeah and so like if you don't know like that's what it's like it does drop you into it it feels satisfactory but you know what it reminded me of it reminded me of like um star wars literally like like how that that first movie begins with like here's a bunch

a fucking lore. Whatever. And then you're just kind of, and you're just kind of expected like, okay. People are doing things.

Oh, these guys were beefing for a long time. Yeah. The most fears and warriors in the, in the universe.

You're fucking geriatric. Y'all know how much I love that franchise and y'all just be shitting on it. To my face. Look, I get it.

All right. It's fucking 50 years ago. It looks like a fencing class at a senior center. It's crazy. It does. I know. It's comically bad

It's really not good The most fearsome warriors in the galaxy I fighting down And then the camera cuts It just bothers me because In the 70s So kung fu movies Even like a regular

Even the movie like the Warriors There's just better action There's action was already picking up So it was just weird Oh my God Oh this fucking the New York guy Like oh Oh what a weird fantasy

version of New York. This is gay. No, Warrior is insane. It was just missing, you know, all the good, it was just New York if the 60s kept going. That's it. That's cool. If you didn't, if they didn't derail the problems of 60s. It's a fantasy setting. No, no, I love

I love that movie. I'm not sitting on it. Why are you saying, oh, brother? Because I'm like, you're just fucking talking shit. I think he's not liking that we're talking shit about Star Wars. Exactly. Oh, bro. Well, I'm just saying in the 70s, the action was already picking up. I, I'm just be,

I can't even think of a better word Something Better than that The problem is that all How shitty that The problem is that all the money went into Creating the tiny fucking stuff of the ships I've seen kids fight better

That's the thing It's so crazy I understand But also the guy that had that Vader suit on Clearly wasn't okay That was his real breathing Like that was his real breathing That wasn't in the script

It was like I like how this is coming across I like this guy's dying In this fucking apparatus He's like, actor, actor, this is an inspired choice. We're not going to pay you more. Shut up. What you're making is a really inspired choice.

I'd like you to keep doing it. And he's in the mask like, he's actually screaming for help, but it's not coming through. It's just, it is here. And fucking Obi-1 is concerned. That's why he's like petrified. He's like, I think I'm fighting a dead man. He's dying. This is a cadaver.

He needs help. And he's just like, no, come on, Jers. Action, we're only doing one take. We got to go. If you fix it. If you help him, it'll ruin the shot. We have to let him not. It'll ruin the shot if you help him.

He gets out that suit. He's like, I really don't know if I can go back and do this. Don't be a fucking bitch. And they fucking screw the fucking help. You know, like the little part right there. Yeah. Locked him. It's his jaw, dude.

Like he's screaming, but it's, dude, I love the, Look, I love that movie with all my heart. I love the Star Wars movies, all my heart. I'm definitely way more connected to the prequels than I am to the original trilogy. Original trilogy is, it is what it is. Episode 5, one of the best movies ever. Episode 4, change sci-fi forever.

It's never going to be the same without that movie. Sure. Episode 6. Whatever. Luke has really cool parts in it. They've got a cool fighting scene at the end. Yeah, the set's kind of cool. Yeah.

The set's cool. I like how it's very dark. It's lit well. It pays everything off. It's fine. But I just, I think those movies I hate it personally.

It's not a good movie. It's a conclusion. What is it? Return to the, whatever the fuck it's called. I always get it confused because I remember that scene in Bioshock where they show it.

Well, it just boils your blood. No, it's just like, because I, I have such a low affiliation or association with those movies,

but I have a high affiliation with Bioshock. And in Bioshock, Infinite. They're like opening the portals into different realities. And there's one where it's like the opening night of Revenge of the Jedi. Because that was the original working title. And like the idea is like, oh, that's like a different plane or whatever. But so that's the only association I have with Avenger.

So I always think Revenge of the Jedi. I see. And then they use it again. It was like, Our Revenge of the Sith. And so it fucks me up always. But I love that movie, man. I think this movies are so special. But they open with like these like lord dumps basically.

Like they open with like fucking. So much shit. Everybody. running. They're running and they're in space and shit's crazy. And it's like paragraphs actually. Like straight up like long as paragraphs. And then the movie starts and you're just like deal with it.

And that's kind of how this movie is. It's not really that crazy. Because it's like they set it up kind of nice with the three 300, three centuries, three decades, three years, three minutes. It's kind of nice. It's succinct. It gives you a lot in a little but like it is kind of like whoa.

I remember when I first saw it I was like no, I don't know if I'm going to like this. And then it kind of turned around kind of pretty immediately. Yeah. Which is nice. But it is a, it's a fun movie. It's a fun movie.

I'm happy for Superman fans. We're finally eating, man. It's been a while. You guys have had a rough go. It's been a while. We're finally eating. Really,

to put this into perspective, my entire lifetime has gone by without a good Superman movie. Like an authentically like proper. One that people are like, I would say, unanimously happy with. Because even like somebody like me

that, you know, prefers, like I said, heavy bias. I mean, I kind of like Man of Steel. I just don't think it's a very, it's kind of the same way

that I like, like Halo 5 to me. You know what I mean? Like, this is a damn good video game. It's not a Halo game to be at all. I don't hate Man of Steel at all. I don't hate Man of Steel at all.

I just think he's very not, not, he's not inspiring to you and stuff like that. And it's like, oh, that's like the point of this character for me, but it's not, I also just like Cavill.

I really like Henry Cavill. I like Henry Cavill, like Henry Cavill, too. easily done this role as well too but the problem is that he's just not, he's old now, he's older now. Do you think he could, do you think he could have, actually. He doesn't look that old. He doesn't look that old, especially with camera magic. Like, he wasn't fine. That's true, but he's like fucking

dude. The problem is that he can't get that kind of mass on himself probably. Not on set. Uh, uh, uh, fucking short Scientology guy. Tom Cruise. He looks. He looks like clay. He looks like clay. He looks like, he looks like clay face. He looks, he looks rough now, man. Well, he's fucking, yeah. He's super old. He's 61. He's super fucking old.

He's a living life of just stress. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And seeking out stress. But, oh, I'm going to die from a plane 15 times in a row to get this shot. Right. He's an idiot. But, like, hey, he plays a significantly younger character is what I'm saying. I feel like, I'm, you know, I just, first of all, I feel bad for Cabell because I just feel like that's.

He just got screwed over by fucking Warner Brothers, really. Warner Brothers, Snyder being like, we need to. to like be sad. The Rock really fucked him over too. The Rock shat his back. Really? I would definitely, the Rock and Warner Brothers, because I'm sure Warner Brothers would have probably tried to do something for, yeah. If the Rock

didn't, I'm gonna blame it on the Rock more than anything. If the Rock didn't be a fucking, yeah, fuck the Rock. The Rock's a bitch, man. I thought he was gonna come back. I was like, oh, this is really cool. And then it's like, oh, no, never mind. Like a weeks later, it's like, no, James Lund's like, hey man, sorry. Yeah. We're not doing this, man. It sucks. I mean, You know, it is what it is, though.

It's, hey, Superman people are fine. Hopefully, you guys get a good sequel. It doesn't seem like Superman's supposed to, in this universe that we live in, supposed to have good, steady stuff on live action. So I feel like something bad's going to happen. I don't know. I don't know a Superman movie, though. I want him to be a point in the rest of the movies.

Like, like, Arborating universe. I think that's kind of what they're setting it up for. I don't want to be enough to the next thing is what, it's Clayface or just a horror movie, which is that's fucking cool. This is really interesting. They're doing different archetypes of movies. And I think that is a fucking thing that Marvel just missed the bucket on entirely. Yeah.

Not everything needs to be a superhero movie. Every single movie they feel the same. They thought a little different at first and it's like, oh no, they're all the same now. You know what happened? Fucking. Gun. Well, no, it's not his fault. It's like he made the Guardians movies and they were really good.

And then everybody was like, let's do that. Yeah. But they don't know how to do it. They don't know. Like, they're not. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake M. Beta. We discussed his vision

for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff. Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually,

lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

They're not equipped to do that. They shouldn't do that. They just shouldn't be doing that. Right. But you know how everybody. But it's, you know how it works. Yeah,

exactly. Oh, that's successful. Let's do what's that. The reason why, the reason why Winter Soldier works is because Winter Soldier is a different kind of movie. It's a spy filler movie.

Yeah. But it's a skinned as a Captain American movie and that works, you know? Yeah, it doesn't need to be, every movie doesn't need to be. But so they're doing that. People work together. That's kind of how I feel about Manor Steele, to be honest.

Yeah. Like, Yeah. That's about. I think, I think, because I think he said even that, like, we'd love to have Henry Campbell. I wonder if Henry Cabell will come back as like a, like, Bizarro or something. Or like Zod or, we already, we already have him.

We already have Bizarro, though. Maybe Zod. That'd be cool if he came back as Zod. That'd be dope. And he's being a piss on a court twit. That'd be hilarious. Or really anybody. Like, I think, uh, he's one of those people.

I could, I could see him playing like a lot of people. You should have been Jimmy Olson. They fucked up. Henry Cavill is Jimmy Olson. Oh, I'm, I'm, I don't know. He's like, he looks. Henry Kevin looks like absolute Batman next to everybody. I can't understand how I'm getting so much pussy.

Have you seen that shit, by the way? Absolutely, I'm reading it. It's amazing. It's amazing. You're actually reading it? Absolute Batman is the best. It looks so stupid. It's the best comic book run in maybe like 10 years.

It looks so dumb to me. Derek? Like Joker's wearing babies. Joker's bugging. You're hooking me, man. Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek, I'm, I, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding what I tell you this, Derek. I'm not kidding when I say this.

It is literally phenomenal. The absolute universe is the absolute and the ultimate universe are so good. I'm so sad they're going to touch the main universe of comics. Like it makes me, like I wake up at night upset that that's going to happen. Is it as good as you, me, and Dupree? How do I explain it? The ultimate Spider-Man comic line right now.

Yeah, I can't, I can't touch base with that. I can't touch base with that. Is that a movie? What are you? Yes, of course. It's with all of Mudge's name. Wow. Owen Wilson?

Yeah. That's what that is. I couldn't remember. I just remember the name and I just not like. Why? I'll only watch a movie if it's as good as you be a Dupree. In which case, many films. Absolutely.

Batman is like 6, 8, 400 pounds. Yeah. Owen Wilson is Batman would be amazing. That'd be different. I would watch it. Joker, wow. He's so, dude, he's so good. A lot of battering.

A chaw. So all of the main villains in the universe are his friends. And then Vince Vaughn is there. Vince Vaughn's always there. Vince Vaughn's always there. I can't stand him. I like him because he sucks. I'm the Joker, I guess.

I don't know what I'm doing. I don't, I don't, to me, he doesn't act. He's just, he's just him. He plays. He plays more than he asked. The thing that bothers me about him is like, and I really didn't have a problem with him until he was on Kirby's enthusiasm. Because when he was on Curbier Enthusiasm, he plays a character who's not him. Which is very distracting.

Okay. Because every celebrity on that show plays like a heightened, like satirical version of themselves. Okay. But then Vince Vaughn is there and he's like, it's me, Marty Funkhouser. And it's like, you're Vince Vaughn. What you, is it? Because this implies that this is like a cinematic universe now. Where like Vince Vaughn doesn't exist, but his movies are real?

I don't, it's dumb. It's a really, it pissed me off immediately. I like it. Sounds like something that Vince Vaughn would do. Yeah. Let me come in here and ruin your show real quick I know he begged for that He begged for it to be the way it is

He's a chutz, I want to be friends with you Fuck, he's a fucking chuds, so fuck him Oh yeah, that's right Read Absolute Batman I will, my stupid fucking friend that owns a comic shop Actually like term me Well, because I asked him, I was like Hey man, are you gonna read absolute Batman?

He's like, I don't get a fuck And I was just like all right Like his tone made me feel like Okay, whatever He's a boomer, that's why He's like old comics And dude, I opened it When I saw Batman

had a battle axe in his chest where his symbol was. I was like, I'm here. I'm present. That sounds so absurd. I can't even imagine how they would. It is so much more crazy than you think. I get it. Like, because people loved Thomas Wayne in Flashpoint.

And, uh, because it was just, uh, and Flashpoint. I don't know, I don't know anything about Flashpoint. Bruce dies. And then so his dad Thomas becomes Batman. Oh, interesting. And that motherfucker is just maniacal with guns. Oh, that's cool. That's a neat idea.

But the absolute is pretty much the universe is made because Darkside creates a universe. So everything, instead of the universe going to be based on hope, but it usually is all based off like fear and said it. He created a universe? He created the universe. Yeah, they did the absolute power event. And then afterwards, Darkside, like, found the, the, you know what the source wall is, right? Because you read fucking.

Yeah. He went beyond the source wall and made his own universe. Okay. And it's like everything is fucked. Like, um, who else? Barry Allen dies. So he never had a chance. Oh, no, it's not Barry Allen.

I think Jay Garrett dies. Never becomes the Flash. Bruce Wayne's dad dies only And he's a social worker So he dies at a zoo Protecting everybody A zoo who kills him At a zoo

Like someone comes in Like a pelican Because he's a teacher instead He doesn't become a soul He doesn't become like a surgeon He becomes a teacher So he goes on a school trip With all the kids

After Bruce wins like an event Because he creates some sort of Really cool technology And he goes on a school trip with them Where do they get their money from? They're not rich So how does he become Batman? So he's a poor Batman?

Yeah, he's just really smart and what you call it. Does he have a Batmobile? Yeah, he does. What the fuck? But it's not, it's not a high-tech Batman will be. It's just brutal. He's just running with the box.

It's, it's, but he's running really fast. He's running really fast. I would love to make us Flintstone's car, dude. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but not use my feet because I'm insane. How do you break? How do you break? You're saying your feet off. Oh. Oh. I think starting up the car is fine.

Breaking is the part that's like crazy. Do you drop a bunch of bricks? Exactly. You drop a bunch of bricks that are tied to the back of your car. That's crazy. I got to start. I got to turn. I got to slow down a mile and a half.

I ran out of anchor fluid. My anchor fluid is run out. Thinking of lifting an anchor out and dropping out your car. You drop the anchor, yeah, I got you. Anyway, yeah. Anyway, yeah, so How heavy is an anchor? Look how heavy an anchor.

I think they're varied weights. They, yes. The average anchor, average cruise liner anchor. Like for like a ship? Yeah, like what? Like maybe like what? I can't even imagine. Minimum.

Minimum for sure. 18 pounds. That would float probably. 18 pounds. 18 pounds, what, maybe 30? 30 seems like a fucking safe place. Sometimes, man, I just want. It's like a ton.

I want some minimum. Like a. just a sniper just to get you right now. Like whenever you say something that stupid, just all of a sudden, I would love it for the miss. It just know someone's after me. I wouldn't.

That would be, your life would completely change. No, would. Yes, it would. Because I know I'm cooked. I know I'm cooked at that moment.

So you're just going to accept it. Why change? Why not it's be the same you? You would live, you would live your life completely differently. I would not. If you found out that people were out there, if you were like the people

at the end of Breaking Bad, He convinced those two guys with laser pointers To pretend like they were snipers Oh right, right, right, yeah You'd be fucked I feel like I wouldn't change Because I feel like at that moment, it's whatever Well, look, anyway

I'm gonna go to sleep eventually And they're gonna get me Like who cares We gotta move on, we gotta move on to questions We gotta move on to questions Sure, we're talking a while Superman's good, it's fun They're making lanterns I guess next

I cannot wait It's all of them, it's all of them After Clayface I think Yeah I just, I don't have confidence Lantern is going to be a show, though. That's going to be a show. Is it?

Is it? Is it? Yeah. Leonard is going to be a show. Oh. Well, that's why I feel like, I mean, personally, that's why I felt like Superman should have been. I think, yes, but you know, it can't be. But I'm also, yeah, I'm also, that's just me being like, I think all this would benefit

being a show. I know, I know all of it can't be, but I know most things like this would. Like what I think, I think even like, as much as I don't like the way they've done to MCU Spider-Man, I think a show would have been a wet, it would have been a better, got to a better point with his a show. Maybe, yeah. Because of the fact that like it's just more time for us to like live with those characters. Give us like a 12 season show.

I just don't like any. 12 episodes show. I don't like anybody in those movies, man. The more I think about the Tom Holland movies, like the less I like them. Like deeply. I'm like, Ned, I'm like, you suck. I'm unfortunately. I don't think Ned's a problem.

Ned started completely docile to me, but since I don't know, there's something about him where I like, look at this fucking idiot. I don't like him. I hate you. I don't like fucking flash. I can't wait from to die. Flash made me angry, bro. I was like, how are you? The new Flash, yeah.

He's really, it feels bad because it was like white replacement bullshit where I'm like, oh my God, why is he brown? I mean, I just, look, listen, why is he named? He's supposed to go to the military and then come back, like, lose his legs, have like a really epic moment. To me, it's like. And then he's like, look at this guy. This guy is going to get killed on me.

Your, his friends are going to shoot him. I don't mind if they like, say, okay, he's, and he's an MIT kid. Stop. I just, I hate that he's not. intimidating. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter

business? My one advice to that, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than... 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software

30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive, so we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things.

To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle

that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, It progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy.

Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Well, like, that was kind of his only identity. Yeah, and they didn't even have to make him like physically intimidating. but like they could have made him intimidating in a different way too. In any way. But like just not. Did you, did you,

the, the Punisher, uh, jigsaw? Like that guy's, he's not huge. Right. He's tall,

suited. Like he's like an, he's like an intimidating person. Right. Just by like being a very, but he's not like jacked and all or whatever, but like, did you watch the punisher?

Yeah. No, he's intimidating like that, um, what is it? Like that Down syndrome guy at the town center with the big balls that it was hanging out? No.

he's fat that guy was fascinating intimidating if that guy was barreling at you if that guy barreled at you down a narrow alley oh yeah it's you think his balls would get caught in like a place where he wouldn't be in a beautiful

yeah you go down a narrow alley he's just oh well it doesn't continue to narrow it's not a fucking triangle no but I like the idea that it's a narrow balls growing or what's happening

it's a more narrow place eventually but like he gets through one area and a walking area but then a second place to get close to you. So some fucking architect thought I should keep making this out of some guy

some guy with really big balls that's going to chase after some other guy one day. That is actually such a psychotic decision to make. I don't think I've ever seen that in my life. We're already talking about a guy with big red balls. So like what the I guess, whatever. He's real though. Anyway,

it was it was cool to see it if you want. I regret not taking a picture. I regret it so much Anyway Let's move on to some questions Right next to him Right Let's move on to some questions

For our patrons over at patreon.com Slash the Snark Tank You can go over there There's a bunch of tears Snarktank dot Snarktank dot Shoup Shop.

Is it shop? Shope. Is it shop or store? It is shop. Totally fucking myself up there. Yeah, go over there for merch And what have you. What is this?

Yes, I'm a cum sucker. Yes, I am. The fucking song at the end. The punk rock rocker song. What are they called? The strawberry. Oh, the teddy bears is the band. Oh, you're talking about the band in the universe?

Oh, the mighty crab joys. Mighty crab joys. I think I'm pretty punk rock. I like the money crab joys. I was like, shut the fuck up. Anything. I like it. You can't be that unaware of how stupid.

No, he just likes it. I love, that's my favorite scene in the movie, I think. Whoa. Is him like him and Lois talking in that scene? That's a good scene. I like it. He's a bitch. That's a good scene.

What do you mean? Which one? No, this is like, what's about her? He's like, you know, I'm doing this. He's like, he's trying to be like. Yeah, I mean, she's busting his balls. No, I know, I know the scene or the interview. She is the ball best.

No, I'm not talking about the interview. I'm talking about the scene where they're like in the, in the apartment. That's when the stuff in the background. The dimensional imp is. That's a really, really cool scene. Fighting. Well, I just like the, again, this is what I was talking about when I was just like everything. Everything pays off.

Like, crypto pays off. Not only from like, like, why is he behaving this way? Oh, you find the out why. Oh, him destroying Mr. Terrific's ball things. That plays into the final fight. Even just like the punk rock line plays into the end. Everything feeds in. And I'm like, this is a really impressive.

Like, it's a messy movie for sure. Like, it's nowhere near perfect. I don't think it's my favorite James Gunn film. It's not my favorite. It's not my favorite super hero. Like Spider-Man 2 is unthrown for me. But as a script, I was actually impressed by just how much was in there and how little I got lost

and how much everything mattered. Like, Guy got a scene. The only person that I was like, why are you here? And I wonder if you'll even know, if you'll even recognize this person. I know, I know. Do you know what I'm going to say? Yeah.

At the Daily Planet, at the Daily Planet, the group of reporters that are there, there's Jimmy Olson, there's Perry White, the chief. There's Cat Grant, who is just weirdly she's just hot just there

just roving hot just a roving massive hot they all go on to the UFO and I love that guy who's like where's my seat but like they go all they all go into Mr. Terrific's UFO

and then like when Superman saves the day they're all celebrating and I was looking at that scene and I was like there's just a black dude in that UFO who has no lines who is who they bring along

and he's just there and he's like celebrating with everybody as if he did anything and it's so weird because he's just I get like I don't I don't know if he was cut I love the where's my seat guy

that was a funny that's good like where's my seat why don't I have a seat literally asked purposely hey is there enough seats for me and they were like yeah sure the delivery on the panic in that line was great that was that was one that got me

where's my seat but I'm so I just remember me like, who is that guy? It might have been just, you know, like, he was definitely cut out of the world. He was just there because they couldn't cut around him right there. Yeah, yeah. It was just like, I'm sorry, dude. But it's so funny because it's just like they're all celebrating.

It's kind of like, I heard this story a long time ago about like the Friends finale, where like they were like, they were shooting the Friends finale and they were all like hugging and crying or whatever. And then because Paul Rudd was added into the cast like very, very late like in the last season or something. He joins him and he's like, we did it, guys. And he said like they didn't think it was very funny. Which is awesome. Makes it 10 times funny.

He's always got to make a big. He's always got to be like, he's always got to. I love Paul. I got to do something here. That doesn't need to be done. He's finally starting to look old. It's weird. I know.

It's crazy. He's finally trying to age. Yeah. I was like, what the hell? He found the curse because everybody was like, oh, he's a vampire, clearly. No, yeah. And he finally broke the seal. Well, I mean, he's almost.

weird Al recently where I was like he's even talking old and that made me sad Oh really? Yeah like you could tell It's kind of like it's slower And like there's still certain syllables they're like Oh man that's so sad I don't want to see this Yeah You're dead to me now

You officially died because I don't want to I don't want to see any more of this Yeah that's that's gonna be weird There's certain people that I'm gonna feel That's real for Will Smith when I saw it would finally be like Old with a guy and stuff and I was like It's a shame that Will Smith already died though I mean

Yeah he's a he's a He's like He slapped him so hard he died. He's not doing any cringe freestyles anywhere. I like pretty girls. Have you seen the freestyle that he did? No, I just saw... Oh, man.

I just saw his new song, that's all. Yeah, I mean, that's not great either. But, like, that freestyle is... It's crazy. Even though I'm an action star. Sometimes I'm a act bizarre. and he's like doing it's it it made me realize I'm not going to say that I was going to see something positive of the death penalty but that's crazy someone rapping badly was like oh you

he put the death it was the first time I'd ever heard something that was that like it reminded me of like the fucking the Trump cipher that Eminem did oh god that cipher's but it's somehow worse that's not bad though like it goes on too long but he's rapping one well. I think you should go to the Hammer Museum and run around with your eyes closed. I think it's crazy. I think that shit sucks. I think it went on too

long. That's an awfully hot coffee pot. And then he still turned it into a good 16. I'm like, look, dude. Probably not. He talks about him being orange. My dick is rocks. Fist. And I'm like, bro, that shit sucked. I don't like that shit at all. It went on too long. For

sure. It was fucking, I mean, it's good if you enjoy like slam poetry. If you enjoy shit and garbage and fecal matter and shit water. Slam poetry. Yeah. That's insane. You're right. That is slam poetry.

Look, I should own am a lot. But his rapability is fucking stupendous, unfortunately. Yeah, it's good when it's good. That's like I'll give him all the flowers when he makes something good. But unfortunately, I don't know what happens and I'm kind of afraid of getting older. And I completely lose any ability to like, like say, I feel like right now I can still write a good song. But it seems like at some point, you just lose it. Because I don't understand that as an artist.

Seeing it happen to many people, more than not, right? There's like more of the exception to the rule. It's the exception to the rule. There's still plenty of artists that are like, damn, they're still killing it. Or even like, say, like a director like Scorsese, you can still put out a competent film. And he's like ancient. But then there's some people you're like, they're like, they're why? Why don't they have it anymore?

What happened? I think there's very few artists that. make good music in their older age, particularly when it comes to the rapper. And it's like, and it's like, why? Because eventually you're just not, you're not as plugged into the source of what makes you make the music so much more, man. Your life changes you change. I understand the changing aspect, but I guess this is me like as kind of like an actor.

You can probably still write. You know, an actor takes on roles. You know, an actor takes on roles so it's not about their identity. It's about the roles that they're taking on. I feel like as an artist, this is me, I know hip hop is very different in the fact that that most of it is about their experiences that they're rapping about. But let's say as an artist is writing, I'm going to, write a song about like let's just say a Greek tragedy. I'm just going to so I'm going to

think of this thing and I'm going to write around it like I'm going to write a song about the Odyssey for example. I feel like I can do a pretty good job now but is there going to be at a point like say 20 years from now where I just literally can't do it because I can't conceptualize that. Yeah. I don't know. I think I think it depends. Like I think we are, Nause is the A number example of like someone that took a long break from hip hop and came back and made like three of his best projects. He came back a few times and he just consistently was doing okay. He came back with Kanye and Kanye fucked him over. I feel like that's different.

That's a different. Yeah. But when he came by like he was just one, two and three, they're great. And it's like, oh, you can still rap. I think just why not go into producing at that point? I think that's the biggest thing. This produce. But I think people are too egocentric.

Sure. So they want to make their own stuff. And it's like, but just produce. That's what, what does? And he makes someone like fucking Neo? Neo produces it makes so much fucking money off producing and I'm like The fucking guy from The Matrix

That's not a real person That's insane That's a fictional character gangston Do you know who Neo the artist is actually? Yeah Keanu Reeves Okay never mind He's probably heard some of his hits

He's heard misindependent I have heard misinterpret I guess That's almost fucking everywhere That was like his big song I'm sure I've heard neo songs Dokes a dope song I'm sure I've heard Neo songs

There's no way I know that my name though because even with bands that I like I don't like feminist there's kind of a feminist there's a band than that but it's good so that's crazy I don't like feminism but the song's good I hate Destiny's child I'm a survivor I want to bet that's crazy somebody goes to take somebody takes it as a challenge that's great all right bet going on stage and fighting them it's fucking horror it's hard rush and like it goes to His person is third person. Fight.

It's fucking attack. It's like death jam. Oh, my. You stupid bitch. You played Def Jam at Jordan's house. Oh, yeah. That game is nuts. It's so good, dude.

Dude, you have to beat people. Do me and Jordan... I beat him holding the controller upside down, by the way. And I've never played that fucking game in my life. You got to kill people on grabs. You can't kill people regularly. Yeah, you got to grab him to death. I love...

So I played it and I grabbed Jordan. I stomped on his head for like three seconds. straight. And I was like, oh, this game is insane. Of course it was made by... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what

is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum?

By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.

I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Brother, that's why, like, it was, it's, it's, it's, it's, Fife for New York is one of my favorite games of all time.

Like, it's, it's, it is so good, especially because even the, the story. is fun. And it has every element that you like has RPG elements that are actually kind of intuitive and fun. You can get a fucking girlfriend. It can be a regular bitch or it can be a famous one like Carmen Elektra.

But depending on how you dress affects how you fight because the crowd will fuck you up if you look whack. So if you just come out in underwear and you get close to somebody, they'll hit you. But if you look good,

they'll give you weapons. Like it's fucking cool, man. That's insane. Like I really like that. You guys want to hear something? What are you guys? What are you laughing about? Baza.

That's rough. But I will give them credit. That's a real freestyle. I'll at least give them credit. That wasn't written. That wasn't Britons. I pulled the pin out the grenade on purpose when I threw it. I was like,

is that the point? I put my cutip in my ear when I clean it. Like, what the fuck? Okay. So like what is how does it normally work? You're just fumbling with it. Oh, oh shit. You throw it and you hope that the pin goes off.

And then they may have a grenade. They may have a grenade now. They might have a number of the game. That's the challenge of it. Jesus Christ. And I chew it. You thought I messed. Blew it.

You thought I blew it? Like a dick. I went on that stage and I slapped Chris Rock till he fucking died. I beat him to death. That was how he fucking. cry. That's how I heard about it because he mentions Oh he mentions it? Yeah, kind of brief. It's not It's direct without being direct but it's also like not very interesting the way he does it. He basically is like

Don't talk crazy shit about people Or I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you even though I was laughing literally seconds before I looked at her and she got angry and then I got angry Because I'm fucking not serious. What if he slapped her in reality? What if he slapped the fuck out of it? And another universe he did because she gets crushed her head like Bald bitch And then bam It's okay everyone This is a gushers commercial

That's insane But he slaps her blood out her mouth Like hits her hard And everyone starts clapping One guy is clapping with his feet like Donkey Kong That's the universe I want to live in You're playing that new Donkey Kong I love that game

Speaking of Donkey Kong I'm not 100% Okay This may sound crazy No no no no no No, no, no, no. This may sound crazy. I'm not completely sure that Claire Obscure Expedition 33 is going to capture a game of the year. Oh, maybe not. I'm not 100% convinced anymore. No, well, no, not now. Because now Donkey Kong has a shot. That's what I mean. But, yeah, I don't know.

The reception of Donkey Kong is being kind of insane. I wouldn't be angry, honestly. I haven't played it. I would have no way that. That game is amazing. It is an amazing video game. I'm taking a back of how much people are, like the language he's using. Because it's like, the Dong Kong game's gonna be fun no matter what I imagine. We haven't had a 3D Gun Kong game in a long time. Yeah,

I've had a 3D one long long time. And people are fucking marking up. They're going kind of, and I'm like, granted it's Nintendo and they're, they are, they, you could feed them blood-infused cum

and they'll be like, I love it. Right. Right. I'm seeing people who aren't those people saying good things about Don't. Very, very game. And here's a thing.

It's not, When it comes to a video game, because we don't, we don't do video games like cinema. So when it comes to a video game, I'm like, oh. The gaming is the most important part. Well, once upon the time, it was. Because there's a lot of people that played Exposition 33 and they're like, fuck, this is hard. I, you know, so I'm like, this is interesting. Yeah, I can see, I wouldn't be mad either way.

I think it's, I think it's both, I think it's either one of those. I think Claire is going to get it for all of the narrative aspects of games. They're definitely going to, but we're talking about game of the year. Like, I think it's, I think it's honestly a toss up because I think. think on one hand I think so many people played Claire Obscure who aren't JRP people and loved it and that is harder to do than to I think it's objectively just easier to make a good 3D platformer especially for Nintendo they've been doing it forever so like I wonder how that's going to play into it but either way like yeah I'd be happy with either of those that's fine I haven't

played donkey Kong so I can't speak to it's a good game next to me got some more about you guys and play it you're going to be like whoa this is fucking insane I'm sure because like donkey con like I was actually thinking of a for an extra ammo. Let's just let's go by Top 10 our favorite games. Let's just go off the list

and let's just see how vastly different our list are. I have my list on off rip. I have it already. It kind of makes sense since you're I don't have my top 10 off rip anymore. I was thinking that would be a fun one to do. Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

I know three of them easily, but I don't know. Right. I have ideas. Like I was going to say, Donkey Country is probably in my top 10. That game is lit. I fucking love that. That game is a lit.

And it's, I don't know, it's definitely up there for me. But it's not in your time. I love Donkey Kong country. It's just me personally. I remember, like, experiencing that game for the first time and just being, like, transfixed by, like, the music in it. I remember, like, it was so fun. I was like, this is amazing fucking music.

The opening level plays through my head way too much. Like, it starts off with the fucking drums. Yeah. It starts getting like, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I, da da da da da da da da da da da da. I like the, I like the still of that. They chose real footage of invading Iraq. And Donkey Kong picks a guy up and throws him into the sky. And everybody's like, where's he? No one no instruction. Can you imagine D.K. rolling into the place and fucking grabbing Saudis and ripping them in half. Plenty for the right place.

Pop, pop. He slaps down on one of them. He slaps down on one of them and he doesn't touch anything. That's how hard he's getting down. There's a person here And then before he hits the ground They're sad Oh it's like he just like

Just switched the air Like it's there's no resistance whatsoever I'm curious about it though like I'm sure like whenever Eventually I happen across a switch too I'll probably like try and pick it up

I don't think it's worth it still But I think I'm not gonna buy a switch to That new firm software games The Vampire one comes out That shit's gonna be crazy I'm assuming Oh yeah they're making a switch blood Dustborn or something like that That game looks

What is it? I didn't hear it Dustblood? Russ blood. Yeah. It's like just vampires. Oh, I know what this is. That's like the...

The next firm software game. Yeah, but it's like a... It seems similar to bloodborn. It's like in visual appearance looks similar to the bloodborn, but I'm excited to see what it's gonna be. Okay. I think I know, I think I saw it.

I think I think it's almost worth. I think it's almost worth. Like I love my Switch to. I think the Mario Party game is awesome. Mario Party. Mario Kart, sorry. Mario Kart is awesome. Listen, I'm gonna...

But it's not $500 worth right now. No, of course not. Yeah, I don't. The problem is that it's going to technically get more expensive as time goes by. That's the unfortunate part. Maybe. Yeah. We'll see.

It's one of those things where I'm just hoping that I can convince somebody to get it for me like, like Jojo or something. Oh, yeah. I just like, hey, let's give me a switch to. Quimpsis is coming. Give me a switch two, bitch. Fucking July. My equipment is coming. My anniversary is in July.

So I'll be like, hey, I know we're moving and we need to buy like a new fridge and all this stuff. but buy me a switch too. I got to buy a fridge? Yeah, because it didn't come with... So this apartment came with a fridge. So we're like, cool. I'm annoyed because when I lived in Vegas, the guy offered me a fridge

because there was one just in the garage. And I'm like, oh, no, I don't need it. I think that's what happened with us, right? They had like a fridge in the Glendale apartment, right? That we... Did we buy that fridge? I think you bought the fridge. Did I?

Was there one of them maybe? Maybe. I know I gave it to Lyle because when we moved into our Burbank place, we was like, we already had a fridge and I was like... Okay. Yeah. The fridge I bought sucks.

It's like a starter fridge. What's crazy is that I could not imagine not having a fridge I have now. You guys got some crazy fucking futuristic bullshit. Oh, it does. That's stupid. I was like, they have such a stupid fridge. I hate your fridge.

You guys are. It's like a vending machine too. It's got like segment. It's too much. Yeah. It's a good fridge. If it sucks my dick, that's it. That's the only thing that like to me it just needs to do its job.

Unless they start adding like sex stuff to it. Then I'll be on board. Because to me, I'm like, why am I, why do I need a fucking, fucking TV or touch screen on this? It's a TV. You can order Uber Eats from it. That is so fucking stupid. It has a little photo gallery. If it has a hole that sucks my penis, I will pay extra for that.

Because imagine you're like, where's the cum going? Where's the cum going? You're making your, it's going to, there's a little deposit. Like whiskey rocks? Yeah, so there you go. That's crazy. You want to freeze your cum and drink it later. Yeah.

That's where it goes. You know. Cume cubes, put a cum cube with someone's drink. That's crazy. You invite people. Ew. That's, Ew, dude.

He said, Ew. He said, like a classic ill. Well, it just, Ew. I said, ew,

because it triggered that absolutely perverts have done that. Yeah, absolutely. The fuck I have not done that. This is fucking freak. If I find out that you're actually,

like, you know, this whole time, he's like, he's freezes come. I'm not a quick. Like that. Lily wouldn't let me be that way, even if I was.

She probably inspects. She has like a fucking magnifying glass on the ice. She's like, fucking. They're sperm and its ice. They're sperm in this ice. I knew it. Kingston, stop it. I told you to stop her.

Oh, you know. I roll out the bedroom. I roll out the bedroom. I roll out the bedroom. Freezing my comment. That game felt like it. So in a way that Mario didn't, that game felt like you were just acting a fool

your way through the game. I think it was the fact that you rolled in cartwheel. No, the old country, because you rolled and cartwheel picked up barrels bashed up on people's heads. You slammed down. Like, it just felt like, oh, I'm just allowed to act however I fucking want to

and run through this jungle. You get on top of rhinos and fucking oxygos. Fucking swordfish, fucking. Then the aquatic fucking ambiance. That's still one of the greatest fucking. Iconic. So good. Good shit.

It's so good. I, the fucking, the, uh, the rails. That shit was always insane to me. The mic card madness. That, I have a clip on my phone. Last time I played this game. Oh, interesting. In 2017, it was the last time I played it.

And then, uh, my friend was recording me and I hit the K. And this is very, very appropriate for what's happening now. I was like, K is for the, the, the, the Jewish slur. and my friend was like, whoa, dude. And I was like, we're just having fun, dude. Bro, chill.

What are you all right now? I was like, I didn't do it. They, that's they the one who did that. They the one who did that. They did it. That was, it's name. I didn't. It's, oh, his name.

It's they. It's they. It's dame. Dame. Dame did that. I love the idea Whoa, dude I might have that clip somewhere

My phone That is funny because it's like one of us Making one of our jokes around somebody It's like exactly cool That's in there like, yo That would be like whenever Whenever I would have to code switch In front of Lacey's friends

Oh my God That was That was me a little bit around Lily's family Until I put on that car crash comp The plane crash compilation and the, dude, I've never seen that many people. It was like, it was like the end of the fucking,

it's like a baby pigeon being born in your living room. It's like the end of the Grinch. The end of the Grinchabai's like, Tabu, do, revival. Want some guys screaming in a cockpit. He's about to die. They're holding hands in a circle and doing the sway thing

around a TV show, like top 10 car crash compilations. Top ten compilations of car crash. Imagine finding, imagine finding V. best car crash compilation. Like some guy posted on Instagram and it's like, no, this is the highest rated one, like out of all of them

out there. That's devious. This one has a 97% like ratio out of 83 million people. Yeah. You're... Please watch. Going out of your way to watch a crash compilation's crazy. There's one of them is really funny. One of them... There's one moment that's

very funny. It is because... Let me explain to you. Actually, this is why is this funny. It's a plane crash compilation. And it's very zoomed out and you see everything happening and some guy sees him with the crash. So he starts running away and then part of the engine flies off and hits him exactly where he's at. And I'm like if he stayed still, he would have been fine. That is fucking funny. It's funny.

It's a funny fact. Did it look funny though? That's what I did. Yeah, did it. Are you sure? Because he got hit and he kind of flipped over entirely and almost. stood back up. Like if he was

conscious he could have stood back up if he wanted to but he was he was definitely now. That'd be crazy to see just land back on your feet.

Yeah, dude. Oh man. Dude, man, man, I really got to clear on my Twitter

and my history man on there. Yeah, the shit that's on my Instagram on my fucking YouTube is crazy. Can we move on

your questions? Yeah, let's probably get let's go. Let's do a lightning around. Two hours in. Let's do a lightning round you. There's a long episode for you.

Laisel's Biggest Simpro in. He says, hey there, rock paper and scissors. I think that's the biggest sim, eh? Go ahead. I'm you tapping. You're tapping. Stop. You're tapping. Stop. I mean, I did. But go ahead. Yeah. We got to go. This question is for Kingston. The new clips album came out a few days ago as I'm writing this. I haven't listened to all of it yet. But what I've heard it's amazing. What are your thoughts on? Have you heard it? It's amazing. He's a new fan of clips. He's a new fan of clips. I guess. They made an album again together. Oh, I know. And it's, uh. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell. host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them. Pick areas you can scale.

Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customers, service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow.

So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology. is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions

you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach, issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your

OTC medication, and then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. It's really mean-spirited, but amazing. But they're both still really talented rappers that are very upset with the way that rap has gone lately, and they're, like, like maybe like six years late to being upset but like it's it is a lot of

because clips because a push a tea was a part of it push a tea and malice people are in clips push he was under Kendrix congians level for a long time and Kanye just started fucking him over because Kanye went crazy obviously so right now clips in him or make his brother making music again and it's very

very talented not to mention that malice is 52 years old and I think push is like 48 years old Yeah, it pushes up there. So it shows, again, some people that are back into the game again that are like, no, they can still do it. That's a good point. They can still do it.

They just haven't been doing it because they've gotten like, well, I don't need to be out here wrapping my heart out when I'm a old man now. Like, some other young people that should be doing it. And I guess taking your time too, to probably like say, Farrell and all of them like kind of taking their time and being like this is good and not maybe a part of getting old is just not. not caring, I think a lot of times, and maybe they cared. Because I, like I said, like, I was like, I was a real. I mean, Farrell's been never stopped working really. That my fuck has been working.

Yeah. Since 2001. It's actually crazy how like how much Farrell was around and I didn't know at the time. I was too young. Like I just didn't know that. Oh my. This is Farrell. This is Farrell.

This is for. I hear that one, two, three, four. And that's all like everything that comes on in the four beat that's hip hop pretty much is produced by him. It's crazy. It's pretty much. But he is, he, look, I don't think he's the best producer, but if you're talking about best about producers, he's got to be in a conversation. Absolutely. He has to be in a conversation.

Like, he, it would be crazy to live a lot. The Neptune shit that he's created is fucking important. So. But yeah, clips, I would, man. Listen to it. Brother, so I'm getting around to it. I've just been so busy. Because I've been seeing everybody, like, praise it.

Even fucking Fantano gave it a 10. I saw that, yeah. I was like, oh, my God, Anthony. It's just like one of those things. Well, he doesn't get out with very many 10. So I guess a lot of people are talking about it. Like, oh, man. with 10.

I was like, oh, I think the last time he gave out of 10 was like the trolls soundtrack for the movie. I think it was butterfly. I think Butterfly was last time he gave out, actually. No, I think he, I could actually. It's a very short list. It's a very short list, but I heard something else got a 10 this year too from him, but I don't fucking know. I don't, I don't, you know, the only time I usually, I'll be honest. At this point, I only watch his red flannel fucking reviews because that's when it's indicated that it's a bad.

It's a bad album. I like watching the bad ones. Yeah. So the not goods. and the red flannel ones, I watch those. Yeah. Because I don't really personally care that much about the positive stuff,

because it's more of like, I'm going to form my own opinion about it. Yeah, I don't care what people think about music I like. Yeah, so. If something sucks, though, it's interesting to watch. I want to hear it be the same. I like, totally. I like negativity. I like negativity.

I like negativity. I'm going to try out clips. I fucking haven't, it's crazy. I haven't listened to clips since like, what, 2012? I feel like the last album came out? The last time. I swear it was like 2012 or something.

The last thing that Malice worked on was in 2015-year-year so 2010. That's kind of crazy. Was it, was it 2010 then? Because I just remember Clips. He might have released a song with something like that,

but the last Clips album was Was it then? A long time ago. I was in high school, I'm pretty sure. Was that the same album? The one that has the song, like, Speak of Freedom.

Sing of amber, waves of green. You remember that? I think that might be it. It's been so, like it's, if that amount of time is,

you know, it's just fucked. I love that lyrical hip-hop music is coming back again. I'm really, I'm really happy. I'm really happy the drakes and the Travis Scots are getting kicked in the dick a lot. Even though I like, even though I like Travis Scott actually, I'm a pretty big fan of him. I, I'm really.

Do people have been, now listen, listen, listen, listen, people don't know who shine is. They don't know who shine is. They don't remember that song from back in the day, bad boys. Sing! Whoa! Whoa! Skippity bobby-bib libeli-lil-l-l-l-l-oo. Sing.

That's fucking That's just so embedded in my head Because my step sister thought I was injured in the shower Because I was singing that song She knocked on the fucking door Hey, are you okay? And I was like, yeah, I'm fine

I'm just listening to the radio I was listening to that song And I was singing Who ah, excuse me about me She thought I was like screaming or something Your brother's dying And you're like, no Derek, Derek, can you get to the door?

But go. injury is that that you would make those noises. Sing. It made me think, whoa. That's like your knee, your leg looks like a T. Oh my God.

I saw something crazy. Like, you know, some guy, some British dude. He's some, I'm Scottish dude. He has like deformed feet. But his feet looks so insane. I have to show you guys.

Oh my God. Till the casket drops was in 2009. What? It was 2009. I said 12. That's crazy It's a long time That was a long time

Yeah I don't I don't know They are officially old now though They are like old people Oh You know what's funny So you know Jeremy Johns Do you know that guy at all

He's like a YouTube He's like a movie review Oh yeah He's the one that has like his hair's like Slip back Yeah Yeah I think I

Yeah He has a red background typically Yeah I think he's A beard Yeah now Yeah, I think I know what he gave a negative review to Superman or whatever. Oh yeah, what he's?

I don't know. He was just like he didn't like it at all. What did he say? Like it was weird though because it was like, didn't he say anything. I don't know what he. There's implications because like he liked that Matt Walsh movie.

And it, which was like, okay. Weird. Yeah. And then he was like, I don't like Superman. I'm like, hmm. I don't know. I don't know what that's about. That's weird.

That's a weird combination. I'm not going to make a. assumptions, but it's an interesting combination of things. You're probably reviewed. But so people were giving him shit about it. And then like they pulled up this fucking review they did for a blade. We did Blackface for the review. And it's fucking amazing.

Dude, it is hilarious. Ooh, that is cool. Our first building, the, uh, the, uh, the olive apartment. Uh-huh. He lived in that building. Oh, he did. The same time as us? No, well, I think, well, briefly.

Because I remember going to check out the apartment to see if we were going to get it. And I was going to the main office. And then I saw him come out of the elevator getting mail looking like really fucking. Like he just looked really like not having a good time. Just finished doing the blackface. Yeah, he just spent five years washing it off. But so it's so funny because I was thinking like, oh, that's the guy was in my building. That's so funny.

But. Oh my God. Stop it. I can't look at that, man. Ew, dude, what the fuck. It looks like croissant and all twists. It looks like mackle twists. I don't want to see that.

You should see, you should pull up if you want. To see is what I'm not going to forget that. That sounds awesome. It is, we should make it the thumbnail for this. For no reason. Totally. Okay, what's the title in this movie? Superman review and that it's just.

Superman review, parentheses. see some spoilers and Jeremy John's blackface it is nuts because he went he went way too far doing blackface in general

is crazy but doing blackface oh my god it's full blown he's got the fucking afro one too he's fucking that's him it's crazy it's this guy right

and it's fucking insane He's got a great range. Oh, and somebody put it next to that Matt Walsh movie? Am I erasing? That's good, that's good. Dude, it's... I've seen them on YouTube all the time.

Yeah, people haven't seen... Is he famous? Is he like a really big... I mean... So that's the Jeremy John's guy. Come on, fix. You piece of shit. Whatever.

Okay, there you go. So that's him. And then you can see under, there's his black face. That's amazing, dude. That's fucking... It's so fucking funny. he was like 23 at the most at earliest when he did that you know what I mean because he's an older guy he's been doing youtube for a long time I remember from back in like the way I think maybe genuinely

like the 20 2009 oh yeah he's been doing it a long ass time yeah he definitely has like an outdated look too like uh so he's yeah when I see him like when I look at this guy and the way that he grooms himself I'm like oh he's like a man he's he's a time capsule to me that's a well put together guy in 2008 yeah I don't you don't see people do that anymore first of all they usually, they usually shave the sides down. They usually may even have a fade a little bit now. The goatee kind of beard combo is a little bit done. People don't do, like, people don't do stuff like this anymore.

So it's interesting to see that. But, uh, yeah, that's pretty great, that he has a, it makes me want, how many people have, how many people have blackface stuff that we just don't know about? It is interesting to me that that was ever something that you could stumble upon. Yeah. Like, you could just do that. I don't know. It just seems insane.

The motivation to do it is. I mean, I've only done it like three times. Only three times? Yeah. I mean, I hope I can find it. It's out there. I'm going to check Reddit, I guess. We'll probably find on Reddit.

Yeah. Reddit has everything. It does. Yeah. R slash racist. Probably. Have you been on that one? No, I haven't, but I'm sure it's a wild ride.

It's crazy. I'm sure it's a wild ride. Because it's people that are like trying. It's like methodical racism. It's like, oh, you're still racist. You don't even get it. It's like there was a, I guess it was like a, I guess it was like a comtown bit where they were talking about a guy.

There's just Indian racism where it was like about a club. It was a picture of a club of India or something like that. And then the dude, all the dude just said, bet it smells crazy in there. And then the freaking backlash. Yeah. Do you remember that? Dude, that was the best Twitter moment ever.

Yeah. I bet it smells crazy. That is so, first and foremost, that is so fucking disrespectful. That's funny as fun. That is so disrespectful. It's because it's fucked up for me because I'm so. close to Indian culture growing up that it feels so mean-spirited to me. But then the backlash that they were given was crazy.

It's like you want to talk about methodical racism. That's what I brought that off. Have you ever seen you remember that Chris? There was this image of like an Indian like club and like, like, people dancing. It's some black dude tweeted, I bet it smells crazy. Oh, no, I do remember that. To me it's just funny because it's like it's obviously it's disrespectful,

but it's lighthearted racism. Yeah. If that can exist. And then the retorts were just... They went crazy. Here's another one. Because we got to be... Let's go.

Frank and Tubby wrote in. He says, Shalom, Siss Gakum, some black diggin, tiny peony. The other day, I came to a stoplight where homeless people were, where, I... He says, iconically, I can't, guys, you got to write better. It's ironically. He says, iconically, I'm going to read this again for you guys, and I'm going to read this exactly as it's written. Okay. The other day I came to a stoplight where homeless people iconically beg for everything. Uh, money, drugs, sex, but the essentials, but the essentials,

and I saw a lady living with a living my best life shirt. I had to stop every fiber of my being cackling every, uh, directly in front of her. Uh, so I asked, what's the most ironic thing? Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example.

If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things.

To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about men. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of parabenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep

cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation Plus so many fantastic insights Into all the stages of life When it comes to women's health Listen to Beyond the script A podcast from CBS Pharmacy

Wherever you get your podcasts You have found in the wild I was leaving my best life Living's life on homeless gaming That's pretty interesting That's sad That is kind of wild I will say dude

Shopping for clothes as a guy I think is hellish I think it's truly hell It's worse I've gone to, like, I can't even count how many times I've walked up to a shirt. And I've seen like, oh, it looks good. And then you go up to it. And then it's got like, I don't even know, like a melted SpongeBob on the back.

And then it says like, embrace the wave or some like nonsense. Yeah. I just like, I don't know what the fuck even is the point. I don't want this. Yeah, I don't want. I don't know who in their right mind would ever want any of this. Or there's like something written down the sleeve or all sorts of shit like that. I'm like, unfortunate.

I have a lot of graphic teas, but now I had, now I had to buy, like, regular shirts that are not graphic T-shirts. And I'm like, oh, man, something died today. So, yeah, something dies within you. Something died with me today. I have fucking khakis and, like, yeah, I mean, I feel like that is the weird thing. For the men that like to wear fancy shit or whatever or wear stuff that has stuff on it, they, they, like, just defer to the, I feel like just people in New Jersey or something. That is, I have dumb graphics and dumb patterns and shit and like, like that Ed Hardy shit. Like stuff like that.

It's just stuff that I want an ad Hardy shirt so bad. Did you? I want to want it so bad when I was in like, fucking like ninth grade. Really? Stuff like that fascinates me. It reminds me of like in the 90s tribal tattoos where there, you can see people or you can, you date them by seeing if they have a tribal tattoo on them. And I always ask, why did you think that look good?

Because even me growing up as a kid looking at the tribal tattoos, I'm like, that looks stupid. You know what's crazy? It doesn't look like a, it just looks like nothing to me. My grandma has a real tribal tattoo, which is hilarious. I think she has a real like actual Taino son tattoo right on her chest. I have no problem with that. Why do you have a tattoo there? You're like, you're so lame and Christian and old.

Listen, I have no problem with that. It's a cultural thing. That is completely fun, especially like when I see Polynesian tattoos. I think a lot of the Polynesian patterns are dope. And so they'll all do it. Like, you know, if you look like the rock in his extended family or like a lot of the, or the fat two stuff. Yeah.

They have all these cool patterns on them. But I see these biker white guys that have fucking barbed wire tattoos. And then they have this like claw type of fucking like tribal shit. And I'm like, what the fuck? It's like it's just got smack to me. It's basically you listen to Godsmack. And it's, it's, it's, I never understood that. Even like, Gatsmack, another band that I listened to, but you were completely aware.

of how gay they were. That's so crazy. At one point, I'll never forget this. I was supposed to say it was real fast. My mom's friend came to visit and then I had the Scorpy King soundtrack on and the first track is I Stand Alone by Godsmack.

And he was like, he came up and he's like, wow, like that sounds really good. And I was just kind of like, I didn't want this guy to get the impression. I'm like, I hope you don't think these guys are cool. You know what I mean? I kind of like a thing. I'm like, I kind of like a grown man.

I kind of like, look, dude. I hate to break it to you. This is not the best crowd to get apart. Like, I just wanted to warn him to be like, don't, I don't want you to be in your car. You'll, you're not, you'll get no pussy. Yo, people probably fight you if you're playing Godsmack. So don't fight you. Don't get the wrong thing.

If you think it looks sounds good. Animals are going to try to have second if you play this song. You got to really not safe for you to do. Listen to them with the disclaimer is what I'm saying. Right. Disclaimer. Count Orlock reminding you that you're gay rode in. That's fair.

It says, yo, Chris. I just listen to an episode from a. couple months back where you talked about feeling a sharp pain in your upper abdomen with breathing in sometimes. That's an enlarged spleen. He can be a symptom of underlying health issues. Go see a doctor on guard. I'm fine. He's gotten worse, but he's fine. Yeah, yeah. It actually happens every day, but whatever. I'll walk it off. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What is this? Derek Pilot eats corn the long way. Yeah. I wrote it. Yeah.

Says, not a question. Can you let Sweeney know that I'm going to steal. his foreskin when he goes to Disneyland this weekend because he spoiled X-Men 97 when I was listening to the X-Men 97 Dark Tank episode. Why are you listening the X-Men 97 Dark Tank episode if you're watching X-Men 97? The review that you and I did?

Yeah, but I feel like... That was the point. Yeah, I feel like we... Well, you just sacrificed your foreskin, sorry, bitch. You can't be that stupid out here using a computer. You can't be that silly out here using technology. I'll say, we'll say this.

For anybody, disclaimer, if there's an extra ammo and we're talking about a specific, anything, we're spoiling the fuck out of it. Yeah, it's absolutely, because it's, it's,

it's, it's, uh, we're absolutely spoiling it. It's, it's not supposed to be like, like on the main show. Yeah, it's optional stuff. And even with,

you know, the main show, we try to, the main, we spoiled Superman today, but we tried to. Very, it didn't spoil anything because what you said in a vacuum

makes no sense. it makes what you said that little spoil they did like it has no bearing it has no meaning if you haven't seen yeah you're like what the fuck you thought what uh

dangna well it makes no sense it makes no sense anyway yeah you just gotta deal with it and then what is the last one jube calling you the hard

and why I don't even know what that is J I j iubi you b I don't know who that is J-I-UB I don't fucking up it's probably this person's name jabu jabu shout out to if you're Indian

shout out, man. Yeah. Only if you're in. Only if you're in. What are you saying? You know, they have the booboos? What about La Jujoos?

Nice. In the wake of Ozzy's... I'm not getting into that. La Jujo. In the wake of Ozzy's final concert, it got me thinking about big names I never got to see on stage at their peak or at all.

Yeah. I never got to see Carlin because it was too young. Never got to see Ozzie because I didn't care. I like that. I get it. I get it, though. I totally see what you're saying. In fact,

the only notable stadium event. I ever even remember was fucking Jeff Dunham show. Yeah. Yeah, you saw Ahmed the dead terrorist live? Hell yeah, dude. I kill you. I kill you.

I don't know what he did. I don't know the bits really. Yeah, yeah. It's the only one. I kill you. I kill you. He was like, oh my God. Give him millions of dollars.

It's such a reflection of our country. I know. That guy can become an infinity million. He just pretends to speak. He pretends to do comedy. He absolutely does pretend to do comedy. Comedy mime. Fucking outrageous.

Okay. And then people are just and I was like, damn. Yeah, it's just like... Why didn't I think of that? Yeah, it's like, why didn't I just make a puppet and just fucking barely, barely even put any effort into the ventriloquist? I'm really insensitive. I'm racist. I like making fun of...

This is my puppet. This is my puppet and he's old. Mime, I'm a fucking old guy. Oh yeah. There was the old guy. That's so what an old guy sounds like. There was a, oh, a Mexican jalapeno, go figure. Oh, yeah.

I remember that. Jackpot. There was something, a weird thing. I don't, I only remember Ahmed. It was an Akman. I'm starting to, like, think about, like, the props that I seen. Didn't they have, like, a purple big-lipped retard or something? That's what I'm talking about.

I don't know what that thing is. Oh, yeah, like a monkey sort of. I remember it. It was like a weird fucking. I thought it was like a little troll. I don't know what it was. It was like a troll. It was a thing.

It was like a Toll doll. Hold on. Now I have to look at it up. Just put a purple guy. I guess. Jeff Dunham. Thanos. Fucking puppets.

Purple fucking puppet bitch. Oh, it's me Thanos. Jeff Dunham. I love you. No. No. Videos have him fucking puppets. Yeah, this fucking thing.

It's like low as. Yeah. It's like purple skin and green hair. Its lips are way bigger than I remember. Peanut. Peanuts its name. That's very creative. It feels like a.

Peanut. The, oh. See if you see the hallipino Because I remember It's just a jalapeno with a sombrero Oh, there's the old guy I remember everybody remembers

It's classic Jeff Dunham bits That fucking old guy reminds me of the dude From LA Nour Do you remember that fuck is I know exactly what you're talking about I remember who was in my life I played that scene And it's just as crazy as you think

Which one scene is it? Well it's just like when he's like Oh I didn't hide some stuff Like honest And he's like Like the most obvious lying face in the world So like, I believe you. You're so right though.

That is totally exactly the same. It kind of looks like a dude. Can you look him up actually? Look up that character or that like scene or whatever. That is so precisely this old man puppet from Jeff Dunham set in L.A. Noir, old guy. Yeah. Yeah.

That's fucking outrageous. It is so close. Like you're supposed to see. if this guy's lying or not. And he's making this face. It's almost the same clothes. Did they just like legitimately fucking... He's only got a red bow tie,

but that's the only difference. That's pretty close, dude. That's genuinely jarring. I love this. This was, to be fair, this is pretty close early in the game. So it's more of a, I guess, a feeler to have you understand the mechanics.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, no, honest. it's like if you it's like if you ask somebody to act like they were lying you know what I mean some of them are actually a little good because I some of them are good some of them are I was like fuck actually don't because they look a little suspicious but also I feel like they're supposed to get off a nervous vibe which is not the same thing right yeah like being nervous a lot of you know cops are why you so nervous it's like because you have a gun faggot like sorry like I'm not guilty.

You can shoot me in the face any second. I think it's so funny because the light ones you put black people in it's like, doubt. Nick, you're lying. It's like I was right outside the building for me there. Put him in jail. Put him in jail. He scares me.

He scares me. Put him in jail. He scares me. I didn't see him approaching at night. Put him in jail. Anyway. Always sending messages up to racism from that game. I'm like, please stop.

I don't like. Anyway, congratulations on going to Jeff Dunham and seeing him live. Yeah, that's great. That's something no one can ever take away from you. I see Jeff Dunham for free, you know? Yeah. Like, I would never pay money. I wouldn't even, I'm not, and I mean free.

I'm not paying for comped meals or, I'm not paying for, the meals need to be comp. Like, you know how they usually have a minimum drink or meals? If it's like less than, if it's less than 15 minutes away and it's free and I don't have to pay for any food, sure, I'll go see, Jeff. Yeah, why not? If it's 16 minutes away. No.

If it's 16 minutes away and free, I'm not saying it. Just too much. 60 seconds. I don't know about that, man. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, he writes. He keeps going. He's like, anyway, my question is to you, motherfuckers.

Is there any artists you regret not having seen live, whether it was in or out of your control? Plenty of them. Oh, yeah. I never saw Lincoln Park. You know, obviously. Yeah. Never saw Michael.

Michael Jackson? Yeah. Never saw our future when they were a group. Makes me sad. I could still happen. It might happen. You never know. Earl does not fuck with them at all anymore.

People get old. They reconcile. That's true, but Earl's brain, he's like, I'm like making art. Y'all do whatever you want. Tyler, I think Tyler's washed up, honestly. You think he personally? Not washed up.

He just doesn't make me turn me at absolutely at all anymore. I guess it's not. He just put out an album. That's why he's definitely not washed up, but like I understand what you mean. Like you just don't care. Yeah, like he's. I like the cover of it. Yeah.

It's fucking weird. Yeah, he's, he's doing the interesting stuff. He's, I think he's just do yonkers too. Yeah. You mean wolfs are, or are free of goblin to? Well, I don't know what I mean is this like. The song makes it all yongers too. What the suck?

I would look, look, I would love that, but I just don't think he has an enemy more. I think he's gotten too rich and too like, I'm trying to go out here and be a different kind. There's no way I would, if I, there's no way I'd want to do that again. Yeah. It'd be funny. If I was, yeah, but yeah, Lincoln Park is the obvious one for me. Yeah, I think that's really the biggest one. There's some things that I think I would have gotten a kick out of seeing.

Like, it would have been interesting to see. Oh, Paramore, I guess is the other one. I never saw Paramour. Yeah. Yeah, I think. First concert experience. There's some things that I feel like it would have been interesting. to see like, I think it may be...

Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms,

coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point.

when it will mature, right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with

pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because they're are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications,

there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health.

Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. You know it be weird? Like an Evanescence show? It would be weird to be in an Evaneship. Or like a Nightwish concert or something? Nightwish.

Something fucking very bizarre. I want to go see Metallica, but I think that's kind of out of the question. I... But it wouldn't be what I wanted to be. No, yeah. I'd have to go back in time when I was three. And see them. Yeah.

That's another one that I need to see. Metallica before. I'm kind of... I have this weird thing that I'm holding on to that. Lars is going to be too crippled to play drums. and then they'll actually get a competent drummer. And then I actually want to see them. Because there's a part of me that like,

because they put out so much live footage. They're one of the bands that put out so much live. It sounds great. And it's just all on their YouTube channel. And Lars is just a terrible fucking drummer. And it's the big elephant in the room that everybody knows about. There's jokes all over their social media. You always see.

Like there was a tech guy, the drum tech that was kind of warming up on the drums. And they're like, dude, that's the most action and most. competency you'll ever get on that clip that fucking jump kit ever because that guy was like fucking ex doing real fills and all this stuff and large is terrible so there's a part of me that would 100% pay however much it costs to see them now probably a lot because they play in stadiums that i would uh out pay if if lar's goge grows yeah through the borges i've been wanting to do that one but it's like that chorus there's not enough lyrics in it so like what do i it's it's too, I'm sure people still appreciate it, but it's just too nothing.

You got to, you got to, when there's bars, you have to go hard. That's what I like, you have to like really sing your hard out for it. I fucking, I really, I hate how much of a Metallica fan I have been my whole life without noticing I've been a Metallica fan. I was like, oh, I guess I really do like this band a lot. I know what you mean. I know what you mean by it. I guess I really do like if it's like, oh, talk about metal.

I'm like, I only have their music for metal reference in my brain. Yeah, that's me with chilies, chili peppers. Really? Chili Peppers. California Cation is a great album, actually. Because I always feel like I'm like, I don't really like chili peppers. I think Andy Keats is an idiot. You don't like a Jail-Begis.

Before I know about him being like, oh, I'm dating like a fucking 20-year-old or whatever the fuck. Well, he just sounds like an idiot. It's that. It's his rapping that annoys the piss on me. Can do math. I don't know what two plus two is with the light on. Look, I'll take that. I'm so slow.

It's before he does that part. That's what I don't like. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't know. California, California, California, California,

California. It's like, I love peppers, because that's like, I don't do the don't, I don't know that weep Bap,

Bada to beep Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bapoo. California, California.

It's like, I love Peppers because that's like, also like, our age, that was music that was on. I didn't like this.

I really didn't experience a lot. I heard in peppers my dad didn't like him. That's probably why. He probably heard that stuff we're talking about. He was like, what the fuck is it? He didn't get to the good choruses, you know?

Like, he couldn't take it. No, he was like, oh, boom! He sounded like those Viet Cong. This is a fucking deagle to the TV throughout. This isn't Benny and the Jets? That's crazy. Chris, get my grenade. He pulls a grenade out, shatters it into the TV.

Into the TV. Then grabs him jumps over the couch. That's such a crazy life to live up Last, wait, hold on, last one Last one and then we're doing names Blackface Sanji This is an interesting one Blackface Sanji

Hello Taiwan Cool Fox characters That's crazy Have you seen that? Yeah Taiwan Cool Fox Of course I'm not sure So there's this There's a sonic ripoff

There's like a PS2 looking game That came out recently or something Where It's like a Character action platformers. So there's like anthropomorphic animals and shit. And they're just straight up ghetto apes. And it's unfortunate because it's pretty good character design.

But it's like, what are they doing here? Ghetto apes. Dude, it looks. Jordan would not stop talking about it when he had his house this weekend. He was like, hey, look, can you see this? There's like graffiti in their world and their overworld. Dude, it's crazy. That's lovely.

It's outrageous. Anyway, someone really says a submission mostly for Chris. I didn't get time for the solo. I really enjoyed the jokes that seem preconceived by Chris. He said something about like, oh, he's basically saying, I think you do well as a stand-up. I appreciate that. But the more interesting part of this is that that being said,

let's get paris social on a previous episode, you mentioned getting side-eyed by Noah Samson at a party a few years back. Coincidentally, on his UNR-WA charity stream, he did mention being at a creator party and hating somebody saw at it. My question is, do you remember doing comedy? I don't really have an answer for the second thing. I just thought that was a funny. I wonder if that is you.

I'm sure it is. I saw this little... I don't know shit about Noah Sampson. Yeah, I'm sure, though, he's heard just like those. Remember those... Well, they're... The Snark Tank podcast, and that they turn their name to contrivance. Do you remember that?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They probably have the same experience that... They probably have the same experience. Noah Sampson and them, they know you by proxy of what they've heard. Right, yeah. Oh, this is a Nazi podcast or something. Like, it's so silly, but clearly people were just saying that. That's crazy.

Are we... Wow. It is very funny. If we're Nazis, then what else? See, here's the thing. The thing that's unfortunate about it is that like, when you're at parties, you see the groups that people meld into. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is, answer, what is the future of computing? Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the

culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy.

And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

Look, I don't know anything about Noah Sampson. Yeah. He's got a very nice group of white friends. No judgment. So I'm sure you've got a nice. It's not a problem that your friend group is not particularly diverse. Yeah. It's fine.

I literally know next to nothing about this guy. I've noticed that the breadtubers overcorrect because they don't. This was actually what happened with Ethan Klein. And he's been very forthcoming about it, that he literally had almost no experience with black people growing up. And he's talked about on the podcast. And you see the people, they do this overcorrection. Right. And it's very noticeable between people who just grew up with black and brown people.

And it's just, it's not, you don't think about it. It's just a thing. And then you have friends. and it's diverse because you grew up in a diverse place versus people like this. Yeah, yeah. And they have a very different, I just, their vibe is off. But at Noah, same thing, I don't know much about Noah. He does have the prestigious vibe that I think everybody can notice.

Yeah. And I did, I did, I'd be fair, I donate to his charity too. So, like, you know, I don't, I don't hate the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing good things. I literally don't know shit about him. Yeah. I just think that's fucking funny.

Having, having a friend group. Because I did nothing to this guy. I just, I just think I, I, I would bet money that it's, oh, I heard. I'm sure. What is this Nazi doing here? Yeah. This fascist or whatever. And I'm like, yeah, it's crazy that you think that.

It's crazy they think that. It's awesome. It's like it's a cat black. That drawing of me. Did you ever see that thing? I didn't see. She drew a drawing of me. First of all, I'm wearing a fucking huge ass fucking shirt with a chain.

So I'm looking hood as fuck, but also draws a Nazi arm band on me. Oh, cool. And she made it like it's a YouTube video and it says some conservative black. And the title is like my friends are Nazis or something. Right. And I'm like, this is insane. First of all, it's crazy that you drew me like this. Like, you of all people.

It is insane. This caricature, this racist caricature. And also my friends are not. I was just like, bro, brother, none of these people have seen an ounce of our content. No, of course. Of course not. Yeah. I love it though.

It's fun. Yeah. That was the most fun I had at that party. It was just understanding that I was bothering people by being there. Because only a freak would be bothered That's kind of how I feel about it I'd walk up to him and talk to him Like hey how's it going

Hey man I love you Love you so much I have to go on I think I think what you're saying about me Is in fact entirely true I'm really I'm really bad I have no good intentions I want people like you to die

Yeah I want to know to just understand You don't wonder it's right I want to know to understand that like yes I do I do think black people are inferior Why don't you ask one of your black friends To talk to me to change my mind This guy, I want him to die desperately. I want him to die.

Bring one of your black friends here so we can talk to them. I love that. I love that so much. Wait, wait, wait, everybody, quiet, quick, quiet. Where are your black friends? These fucking. Where are your female friends of color? Where are your trans and queer fans?

Please, please. Show me them. Please. They could change my mind right now. Right now, I'm upset to why. I can be changed. Well, I don't. I don't have any.

Well, not yet. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. A non-sist white friend of yours could really change. my perspective. Well, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I talk to this one person the other day. Maybe I can, um, I don't be friends with that. I could, I, I'm gonna say the N word if one doesn't show up.

Maybe my gas station attendant, we'll come. My gas station intended. We're busted balls. I don't know anything about this. Yeah, I don't, yeah. But, uh, yeah. But, you know. Having friends look like you.

It's just funny. Having all your friends look like you was a strange occurrence. It is fucking weird. I know, I just, I've just never experienced that in my life. It's a fucking weird to me. It is, it's, it's strange. Granted, I've usually been the, I've usually been one of two black

with three people, a friend groups, most of the time. But it's really weird not having, like having everyone, oh, everyone tears white. It's like strange to me. It's like, what? Because that's Lily, Lily's friends, they're all Mexican people. But that's because she grew up here

where everyone's fucking Mexican. Yeah, in her area, she had that, yeah. So I get it. It's like I have, I have an overwhelming amount of Mexican friends. But my group was like, say my maid group, a dwarf white guy that looked like he was 40 a fucking Hawaiian that sucked

but he was you know he's fine you know like fucking a couple of Mexicans it was like it was it was very weird how different the group was I mean it's so funny our friend group is overwhelmingly Caribbean Hispanic granted it is to an insane degree yeah but we have friends that are different

like especially now our friend group is like every sort of well I remember even in high school our group looked like you would see it and you'd be like, this is a studio made this. Like a studio mandated. This makes no sense. How would these people ever be friends with each other?

It was like, me, this Hispanic, Puerto Rican, light skin kid, and then Steve was a Filipino nerd. And then my friend Sean, who was like,

he was truly white, Irish, like redhead ginger. I remember Sean. And then there was Justin who was like, just a big black nerd, basically.

And there were like other people where I'm just like, this doesn't really make sense. It was like a breakfast, what is it, the breakfast club or something? What's that fucking movie? I think that's right. I think so. I've never actually seen it.

I just know the references that people make it. I know the, same. Same. I never watched that fucking movie. Movie with Charlamia and the God? Did he try to sexually assault? Did he? I don't think that's the right one.

Are you thinking a little be based guy? Are you getting a little be the base guy? I don't know why that went over my head. No, bro. The breakfast club, the fucking radio show. Yeah. Oh, fuck Charlamina God also. Like, he's a, he's a shitty person.

You know, like, you're not. Of course you. People don't talk about the rape charge he has. The rape charge he has. He's a rape charge? Yes. And no one talks about it. How charged?

Out charged. Out charged. 90%. That's crazy. Listen, if you're close friends with fucking, uh, that fucking white idiot on the Yeah. You're, you're not a good person.

Like if that's your closest friend, dude, essentially. It is crazy. Like, nah. I'm sorry. Nah, bro. It just doesn't work that way. It's like, oh, Trump and Epstein being.

good friends. You know what I'm saying? There's no way you're a good person if you're best friends with that guy. My best friend on Steam is fucking Manjoni. What's wrong with that, man? We just play Destiny together. What the fuck's wrong with that? Play Destiny with Louis Maniore. It's crazy because it's practice.

You were helping, you were training with him. He's getting really. The crazy thing is he's amazing in trials. There's people that we can talk to that probably actually did that. Yeah, we used to play Kill the President. We used to play Newgrounds Flash game, and he was like, really. He was the fucking best.

He's never missed ever. He was really good at Bush shootout for some reason. Bush shootout. You remember that? I do remember that. He's really good. Why is he? Why are you so good at that?

I would buy that on the PSN right now. Why are you really good at time crisis? Like, way too good at time crisis. It was going on. They don't even enter it on screen. Before they get the screen, you shoot where they're at. I mean, he did get that guy in the back of the head, though, to be fair. It wasn't like a skillful.

Yeah, he just walked up and plugged him. He's better at what you call. I wonder if he said anything. I wonder if he shot him like, Ew! I hope he said something. And then he shot him. Wahoo!

Wahoo! Bang, bang. That's so crazy. That was, whoever found that first, whoever remembered that first? As soon as I heard, I was like, oh, perfect. That's what he does. I didn't know that. That's what I was like, that's crazy.

You know what I've been seeing a lot on Twitter lately? For some reason, I mean, this was a big thing a couple years ago, but like these breaking bad edits that are like resurging now. Because everybody's like You saw Iron Man one? Well, yeah, of course. Like, where Duke goes breaking up the Infinity Stones and he's starting up.

Those things are so well edited, man. But I saw one recently that was like, Breaking Bad if no one was careful. And it's insane. Because like there's the seat of it like, Hank showing everybody at the party of the gun and it's just constantly going off. And it's like there's,

and then like he's driving with Walt Jr. And he runs over the drug dealers. And he's like, huh, you did fine. It's okay. And it looks real. Yeah. Like it looked like breaking bad like super fans for some reason have like doctorates in editing softwares. It's insane. I don't know like the way that they were able to color grade like their shots that they was like that was in the daytime and they made it look convincingly at night. I don't know how you the fuck. That's crazy. They took it on man. I love how the metas go. You never know what's going to catch on. And then these geniuses like this is what interested them and it took off. You're like oh, okay. It happened with Spider-Man for a minute. Yeah, yeah. For a minute it was like for a minute. It was like for a minute. It was like for a minute. It was like. like some of the best people making taking multiple movies putting them all together and making

it make sense and I'm just like this is this is the stupidest but the greatest thing I've ever seen good shit anyway we're going to read the names now for our $25.5 and up patrons over at patreon.com slash a snartank remember you can go over there patreon uh patreon dot slash snack tank shop go over those places please we'll eat you if you don't do it right now do it right now bully mcuire Bullie McGuire I'm gonna go urinate because I had these two drinks and That's a crazy amount of liquid actually

I'm surprised you made it this long Go ahead I'm gonna have one large come I'll see you later One large cum All right count me down Three Two

One The gap between Sweeney's teeth Held together by Toby McGuire Spider-Man I like the train Yeah yeah Yeah That's insane

Dwerking Dwerking till it ain't working Have you seen that? The dorking? Yeah. It's so dumb. It's just pelvic thrusts. It is.

Oh, it is. But with a physics emphasis, I guess. Stating the physical nature of your penis existing while it happens. Jay Bird's quivering cloaca full of gay little Beatles. The Dead Spider. Tornado G.L.ZY. Pocket Pussy Sport Touring Edition. Shooting an Indian for Lex Luther cosplay accuracy.

Oh, God. That's seen. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, God. Wait, getting my dick sucked by an elephant trunk. Sissy, Chrissy. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes.

Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building, hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah.

My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget

or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fever, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.

I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Peen, filling sweet with hot cream, delta gamma, big gay beetle sucking beetle dick for the taste. Literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying?

Squimp is bugs. Clamuel Esquire the third. I used to listen to Crowder in 2019. have killed myself. I had three biscuits, then I ate one. I only had two. I love that. Do you remember that? Of course. I don't know why that just came screaming into my head. I had to get it out. I had four biscuits. Then I ate one. Then I only had three. Spongobb thing, right? Yeah. It's like they're on the flying dustman ship and they're looking for people to scare. You're like, what about What about that one?

It's just some kids skipping down the street talking about how many biscuits they've eaten. It's such a psychotic line to write. Like, what should she say as she's skipping? I don't know, math. I don't know. She just happened some sort of mathematic analysis. Then I only had three.

The delivery out of it. It's so good. User Guildmaster, Callimori. Did you know Cuomo is a real lawyer for Netanyahu? No, but I wouldn't be surprised. Why is NYC lingo so sexually charged? I don't know, mud Coming to

Coming to theaters near you By director Mel Brooks Coming good men and twinks Oh, like Robin Hood, I see Colin Moriarty Two Rats in a Trenchcoat Sam Porter Bichets I will never get

Gay Buddy Holly Rest in Pines Chris The Tofster Fucking a Toaster Glad that guy Yeah Berser

Dr. Mike's screaming from fucking a fire. Where are they called again? What? The fired creatures in, um, in Skyrum. What are they called? Oh, I don't know. Flame Atronauts? There you go.

Why are they, weapon in a position? Like, why are they feminine in figure? I don't know. They're kind of hot. Berserker Beedles, big bouncy backside. Reckless Rhino. The Sloker 2.

Why so derpy? Yeah, no one got you in shot. Brother, that I'd piss probably for like two minutes straight. I get it. It was crazy. I'm doing that right now. He's just going. Berserke,

what did I? Oh, reckless rhino. The Sloker 2, Why So Derpy? If gender, if gender is what's in your pants, then I identify as a chastity cage that I lost the key for.

Please God help. It's been three months. At that point, you got to. You got to do something. You got to get like, what's that stuff that eats through, um.

Drano? No. You get for a draino down your penis. Oh my God. What's that? the fuck is it. It's through what? I can't for life

and me place it. It's that weird stuff that like melts through metal like they use it in like the heist movies a lot. Hydrochloric acid? No, it's like a metal? Fuck me, what is it?

Don't you people just use plasma cutters to cut through metal? Well no, I mean like it's more of a heist thing. So like, my dick's so hard plasma cutter doesn't work. I'm not going to remember it. Okay. Is it thermite?

Thermite. That's what it is. That did not ring for me. I totally forgot. got what the word was entirely. I was like, why am I misremembering this? Crably Shrimpsin, I restrain myself from the hyperbolic chamber joke. Chester Don Cheadle's cheesy velveter busy.

Beetle fucker 12, 577, the fucker of 12,577 Beatles. Domination clip dribble, cock a roach. Cocker roach. Be like, it's in our nature to soil ourselves. It's in our nature to shit ourselves. it's in on nature to shit each other it's in on each other to shit

shit shit shit I get it I love that song actually That song is so fucking fun It's good song, it's good opener for an album Oh wait sorry That's not that's Blood Brothers Yeah you're right That's not an open address

That's track number six It's weird that I remember I actually remember the name I remember I really like that album It's not a bad one Yeah that's number But I love Blood Brothers Because Blood Brothers

I think was in Tony Hawk I think either Pro Skater 2 or 3 It was in 2 I think 2 is the one That I have the most Nostologic memories for Because I played it the most

I never And I'm only realizing now Because the third one's out Yeah And it's on Game Pass I was like Oh shit I guess I'll play it

Oh right But like I actually was like You know what I'm gonna do the tutorial And I actually learn How to play this And I realized like

Man I did not know How to play this Ever I had no idea That game is a cool game I was just Going over Rams Holding Circle

And then twirling the entire time. I was doing jack fuck. I had no idea you could like, you know, do half the shit in that game. Playing it like all this stuff to like chain it together.

Yeah, like I was just bad at it. I was like, or I was like, ah, or I just wasn't patient or whatever. Right. But there's a lot more to that

than I, than I thought. Three is pretty good, by the way. I know people have weird feelings about what they did with four because four was like a completely different game,

but they just made it more like two and one and three. But like I don't care because I never played. Four might be the one that I didn't play. Four had like a open world kind of thing. It was like a campaign structure. Yeah. It was more, it was different.

But now it's like they just took the levels and made it more like one, two, and three. I see. So to me, I like, yeah, that's fine. So I think the only, I underground was the one I played the type of thug. Thug. Like any type of campaign where there's like a story and shit. And you had some. I love that game, man.

Some guy like Stoyer Move or some shit. Yes, that was the beginning of the first one. Yeah. You'd go get him. And you had to fight the guy with the tricycle, a little fucking guy with the little tricycle. Was that, what was the tricycle? Was it the tricycle or was it the Because you fought like an undead guy

And both of them you fight undead people You fight undead people? I don't remember that And both of them Are you sure you weren't playing undead nightmare? It was either Tony Hawk or Red Dead I can't remember They're both so similar Are you serious?

You serious? Do it kickflip Do it. I can't Do a kickflip Yeah Oh man I haven't kick flipped in a while

I don't know, guys. Do you a kid. Arthur? Arthur. I've got a trick. I got a trick. Watch this. And he just dies. He doesn't even.

He rides a skateboard full speed downhill into a horse. Arthur Morgan's pro skater. He's going down to hill. Oh. Oh, boy. That's a good boy. That's a good boy. There's like a

He's pets his skateboard That's a good boy Like them trucks He lays down flat on the skateboard stomach first And pets the skateboard I love paparoach I love them too

Arthur Oh really good Finally we agree I don't like them too much I don't like them Very much Dutch Is that my They do the hip hops.

That's pretty good. That's a good mic, actually. Anytime. Anytime. Anyway. Damo Nation. I love that seat so much. He's like, I scared Dan Arthur.

He's like, anytime, old friend. Yeah. Anytime. And I'm like, that shit is killed him right there. Yeah. He's got out. Bull. There's more bullets than could possibly be in two revolvers at once.

He's just shooting. He's shooting for the thrill at that moment. He's shooting for the thrill at that. He pulls out two revolvers With drums on him With drums It looks like it's a laser Mike is gone actually

Mike is gone and most of the ground By where he was sitting What did you do, Arthur? I needed Mikea I needed Mike to finish the game Archer Arthur what the hell Where did you get that gun?

I don't know Some Asian I just picked it up. Some mysterious guy in the woods. I don't know. He had a top hat. Quite mysterious. I don't ask questions.

Leave me alone. Leave me alone. You fat bitch. It was stupid motherfucker. I hate your stupid slut wife. God damn it. That's a necessary fan. What the hell?

We all had her. He's like, yeah, what the hell? What's that? Jack? What the hell? Well, Jack, you know, she's kind of, she sucks, you know? Arthur just slugs Jack. Well, you know, Jack,

it's my, it's my comments a surprise to you, Jack, but I killed her yesterday. And you didn't even know this this entire time. Because you're a stupid fucking jeet. Because she sucks.

As a matter of fact about you felt happier, didn't you? you. Admit it. I guess you're right. I didn't think about it that way. Admit it, Jack. I feel like,

I don't know why I think John Vars is always shouting from a distance. He's always. That's the only way you can mimic his way. That's the only way. I can't do it.

I can only impersonate him screaming. It's very true. Actually. Yeah. Good. Edward. He says that. He says that.

He says that. He says that way. He would. He would do that. He would do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think he would say that. I think, I will, I, Arthur's definitely not racist.

I'm pretty sure John's not racist. I don't think, I think Arthur's not racist, but I think he said the end word for sure. 100%. Well, I think, yeah. Yeah, I think he doesn't do it anymore. I think he said it until he realized like, oh, they don't like this. Like, yeah, like, yeah, like, yeah, what do you mean? A couple of hard hours.

That's what you call him, I guess, right? A little, you know. And then he spoke to Lenny and then freaking Lenny and, um, hey, man. Who, uh, Charlie, no. Charlott. Charles, God. Charles, he was like, hey, that word doesn't mean what he was like, I ain't even mean, God damn, I ain't mean like that.

Who's that pretty black man? He was that pretty black man with them gorgeous eyelashes. Look like a pharaoh. Whoa, is that Cleopatra? Oh, it's just Charlemagne the God from the Breakfast Club. He looks so. My bad. He looks something like a ninja turtle, doesn't it?

what the fuck you what the fuck you guys do that man wait what the fuck you're gonna say I can't even do with Charlemagne he just always just courage he talks with his lips it really bothers he does

why you're gonna go say that it's like Charlamagne he sounds like courage being digitized Charlaman hope you he wake up in a plantation 200 years ago fuck you but also

he gets whisked away in a wormhole immediate I just said wait I'm not supposed to be here Fuck He just grabbed And dragged to the fucking There's Charlemagne

Well I'm a miss him Looks like once again We've sent Charlemagne The God back through a portal As is customary Let's get ready to rob San Deney

I guess we'll rob a stage coach now Because fucking whatever What's the fucking point? I would love it if there was like a Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Edition 3 And it was like dead serious the entire time and then the last third they just completely give up

it's exactly what we just said yeah it's just like yeah we'll rob a stage coach whatever I don't know there's one and then like everybody shows up what would three even be about dead characters are back Arthur's back coughing like a motherfucker dog yeah

I'm fine actually fucking you turn the game off and it's still playing out so you just have to catch it's that's crazy it's just crazy You can't take a break or you'll miss it and there's no way to rewind. You have to just buy a new copy of the game and time it. You have to buy it again. That's crazy.

You have to record. You have to record the game. You got a recorder or else it's going to be fucking wasted. You can never turn your console off. They don't let you upload content either. Like they copyright claim it. So you're trying to be like, oh, look, if you missed it, I got you. I'm like, no, immediately flagged.

Immediately flagged it. Even their own trailers from the studio that made it. It plays one time. They give you the exact amount of time that the trailer is before it gets copyright claim to take it down. So you have to be there. Streams get ended.

That's so crazy. Streams get ended. Like, I can't afford to, they always win a lawsuit too. They're always win the lawsuit too. This is greenlocked. I don't know what to do. Rockstar has a lot of money.

They do what they won't. Yeah. That's a contribution. All right. The worms bursting out of RFK's junior's skull like Diego and Dead Rising Three whilst he's on trial. What are those?

Oh, my, my messy chips. Are you fucking serious? What? It's made from Oh, the lays, okay. Real messy skin. Oh, that's great. I don't know how they did that.

They just sunburned them five million times. They just peeled off his fucking skin and made potato chips out of it. These... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle, modifications. that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms.

Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. Are they? Are they? What are they? Like, what's the flavor of them? The flavor is an Argentinian style steak. I can't even fathom. I don't, it just whatever it is, it tastes fucking good.

Small one. At least I like it. Huh. It's a nice subtle flavor. That's confusing me though. Because I feel like it's meat. Like it's good, but also like it feels wrong. Yeah.

I like it though. It feels like a fucking Willy Wonka chip. It's like roast beef. Misty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this becomes fucking blue and dies. You want to try one?

No. Fucking. Damn. Why's so aggressive? That's really aggressive. No, I fucking hate messy. Rouse. I do hate messy.

Those are pretty good. I don't know. They're probably on the chip pile, but I saw them on promotional by the, uh, where the napkins are and stuff. I'm in the produce section. I'm gonna, that's good. Yeah. That's a really good chip.

I'm all right. I should, I should withstand. I had a grilled cheese for breakfast. I'm not, I'm not off into a great start today. He's upset now. He's upset. That's crazy. He's crying on the back.

I'm a Pele fan, so I don't fucking messy. I, uh, yeah, I had a, just a grilled cheese this morning, so I'm trying to, think for lunch I got to do something better than chips. I'm going to have a sandwich when I get home. That's it. Yeah. That's what you do is drink, drink sandwiches. Ah! They're my favorite lunch.

I'm drinking my sandwich, Dutch. I love a good sandwich. You love a good sandwich. You love Bachelor food. Yeah. Yeah. Spider-Man. What do I cook?

I cook for the evening. Spider-Man with pussy attached to his hand because he forgot about his wall-crawling ability when fingering Mary Jane is crazy. Derek not chauvin is innocent, hashtag free him. Sweeney comes in a... Sweeney comes in bowling ball finger holes and puts them back on the rack. That's crazy. That's crazy. So do you roll up to the bowling alley already like ready to shoot?

All I do is I fold my dick as what does I possibly can so he gets in with the holes. and then I fucked the hole I fucked the bowling ball Oh okay Then I take my refractory period I fuck the other hole And then I do every single hole Of every single bowling ball

Then I leave So you do it while you're there That's crazy No no I do it right I go there early I go there early Oh so you go there early I clock in everything

Before anybody is there So you're there first And by time I walk Everybody walking And I'm walking out sweaty fucking tired Have a good day Yeah

They don't even question you Have a good day You don't work there The person that's opening it is the manager. And he's like, and then just goes to work. I don't get paid enough for this shit. Every day. Insane.

Round-eyed Asian freezing a snack wrap to cool off his McBussy hole. He's burning McBussy Hole. You made him sad and angry. That's so stupid. Look at crying messy I'm saying He's making a messy of himself He's making a little messy

I'm making a little messy They made a messy in my pants A messy in my pants It's so stupid Gay Justin Bieber be like Beard like it's not cocking to you That I'm standing on penis That's so dumb

That was funny Gamergate is a type of worker aunt What Gamergate Stay woke everyone I don't know what that means I don't know what that Explain

In the next episode Yeah I don't get it Fuck I lost my I lost my place Eric Clapton with a pilot Up his ass Oh

Got phantom E-Pregers through my phantom touch sense in VR chat got E-preggers in my E-ass Oh got pegged in my E-ass And I E-liked it Blonde, a blue-eyed German man Trading Chris's feedpicks for Fent Superman punching Israel to death

Getting motion sickness From the Earth's rotation Oh yeah Obama Obama's beautiful man-wife Mr. Shell Obama Thugzilla Destroy

Thugzilla destroy all magas melee Ooh. GTA swing set glitch on some Mario brother shit after the bill passed introducing our new merch item the patent pending evil ass rape machine. Whoa, damn. That's a crazy thing that no one would sign off on.

Jack WFM's spoiler policy is genuinely fucking outrageous. Fuck you. And super inconsiderate. Fuck you. Fuck you. Pistrofts are absolute barbarism. The cock...

The... The... The cock fisto suck my ball. This is the Colisto protocol. That game. The cock fisto suck my ball. That is so fucking. That is exclusively only this person has done that today.

Whoa, this must be fucking, is that Pedro Pascal? Because that was a Mr. Fantastic Reach, dude. Is that Peter Pascal inside a fucking Halo? Mr. Fantastic Reach? Shut up. That is. That is. I can.

Abysmal dog shit Ys. Abysmal dog shit. Yay, yay. You all are come town without the Down syndrome jokes. Huh? What you say?

Huh? Can you say calm down? You all are come down with the Down syndrome jokes. Without the Down syndrome jokes, I mean. Oh. We can wrap it up. We could. We had one, the big balls guy.

It was absolutely downed. He was downed out. Yeah. He was down. He was down with the sickness. He was down, but I'm up. I feel bad about making jokes about Down syndrome because they're cool, actually. Like the people that I've met so far.

Honestly. Oh, I guess how could they not be? Exclusively awesome. Yeah. They're like, they're just vibes. I would love it if like, you know, all the average, the average voter. If they're just Down syndrome, I think the world would be infinitely better.

I'd actually think that. Why not help people? If it's grilled cheese for everyone. So I'm saying. Like, how could you not agree with that? Who's going to argue with $10 rent and free grill cheese at 2 a.m. specifically? Let's see. Yeah, yeah.

I'm on board. I'm on board, too. Let's get our first Down syndrome president. Well, our second. I feel like we've definitely had one before. Yeah, I think. Well. Well, like, I love you.

I love fun games I love fun games I really like Pokemon it's a very cool game I like slim jim let's get some slim jim I don't know whatever Big meaty stinks

Canola Joe deep frying deep frying net and Yahoo to death kickflip plus 360 plus suck dick into perfect landing That's a crazy Tony Hawk Kek combo there The kick flip spin suck to complete

completion. That's a completion now. Wow. That's a lot of air time. He was twirling the board under his feet so he created light propulsion so he was in the air. It's like a propeller. That's insane. Oh man. I want to get back into play. I got to, I have to like speed run through Death Stranding too for the to make the swirler cast. So I'm not going to be able to play fucking anything for the next several days. But oh well, that's my fault for taking too much time. Um,

gay actor, good luck Jonathan. Uh, I still haven't looked that up. It's fucking funny. It's like a two minute clip. I got to, I meant to remember it,

but then I, well, you always meant to, you're, you always mean to remember it. But I, I remember it and then I forgot like what the keywords were.

Good luck. What is it? Good luck. Good luck, Jonathan, but you have to put in Comtown because otherwise it won't pop up for Comtown.

Um, tell, Welcome to cut Do they ever have a theme song? I don't know that their show They had Well so they In the very few

First few episodes They were using Home Improvement theme song That's it That's crazy That's very low fly That's very like Late 2000s YouTube

Yeah Yeah Where you just use like Requiem for a dream For everything That was That and two steps That and two steps from hell

Yeah In the heart of Currie bridge everywhere. And I remember it very distinctly because I loved it. I thought it was great. But also like this, everyone's using this.

Because it's royalty free. Yeah. Or if it isn't, they don't care. Yeah, they didn't claim anything. Yeah, they didn't claim.

Human Torch song from 1994 Fantastic Four cartoon. That's fucking, have you seen that? See what? Ooh, the Fantastic Four cartoon where Johnny Storm is rapping.

I have not actually. Ooh. It's great. It's magical. It is, it is. It is. It is

I'll show him I'll show him Unbelievable I'm My name is Johnny And I'm here to say It's damn here I'm gonna burn you

Fucking Negroes away Hot No that's not So he's racist Too great No You would be Johnny Storm

He has the most He's the most Of that crew He's the more like Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah for sure

Thank you Yeah He's like Not seetingly But you know He is He looks at a black guy he's like, I'm going to be wary.

Yeah, he's a little nervous. I don't think they're less than me necessarily, but I'm going to be wary. Because I hear things on the ears. Exactly. Exactly. Oh, dude, I can't believe this was real. Feels like a fucking fever dream, dude. The animation's amazing. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create create smarter business. My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it.

If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did.

We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology. It's getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction

to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reduced might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

hear the full conversation including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on beyond the script a podcast from cvs pharmacy listen wherever you get your podcasts this isn't like a tell you're making fun oh wait she actually started smiling they should have cut before she started smiling turn up a little bit yeah this is real it was not to pull it to be that. The animation does not match up. There's no way this is real. I am so serious. It doesn't match at all. He's not. They didn't. That was clearly not supposed to be hip-hop.

It wasn't supposed to be, I don't think. I'm not joking. I feel like I'm getting fucking trolling right now. I'm serious. I don't know where you would be able to stream the show legitimately, but this is a real clip. Wait, wait, what's happening now? Was it that bad? Wait, so the building's starting to burn down, right? And then you see Reed Richards. He's like, oh, my God, everybody's fleeing.

You're not going anywhere. It puts them back in the building. He puts it back in the building. That is very real. I hear you, but. I understand. Man, I too would, I too am still confused by it, quite frankly. Because what year was that?

94. That did not sound like 94 hip hop. It sounded like, ah, I'm perplexed. It sounds like someone made a rap son that doesn't know how to know about rap music. It's vexing. To say the least. I will say looking at the animation, 100% it was something else. Yes.

And then they put that over it. Yeah, I probably. He's probably singing like my way or something. There's a fucking orchestral. niggick do you shit dude you see the the background

it's just with hip hop okay he's in charge of the beat that's he's in charge of the beat

that's that song is so crazy man it must have really killed crazy though it's not bad it must have been

really cool the vibe when all those people got snatched by ice last week at Lily's Kinseniera

Heath eating truck stop sushi on the regular Gids Sweeney a certified Rog

can we get a death metal logo snark tank tote bag please the blonde haired blue eyed German guy's name is so annoying he might he just might be a real German evil Freddie Mercury gets AIDS from pussy evil

why he gets AIDS from pussy hey it's possible I guess a lot harder but it's possible Obama when he met Michelle be like let me be queer it's way easier to get it from the butt RFK's golden worm ascending from his gullet RFK's golden worm ascending from his gullet

as the Eldon Beast Turning Japanese cover by Kirsten Dunst, 2009 Is that real? Did she do that? And what? From the vapors? Maybe, I don't know. Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

I'm turning Japanese. I believe so. Did anyone tell them the meaning of that song? It's fucking creepy. I love that song, honestly. But it is creepy as fuck. It's about jacking off. You're turning Japanese by wincing your eyes are, yeah, it's, it's racist, it's vulgar, but it's a fun song.

It is fun. It's a, it's a, it's got a feel to it. Yeah. That's fun. Sign of the times. Very, very, very. Whoa, this is real. I'm coming.

That's crazy. Isn't that crazy? I never, I never knew about this. You pull a sort of. I'm out of your penis. I never knew about this. Damn, I like her. I like her more, man.

For Christian Dunst? I like her more now that I know that she singing racist anthems. How old is she? I have no... She's older now. It's an obvious information. Oh, man.

That's crazy. This is a crazy song, though. Because it's like, the picture he's painting is insane. I'd like a doctor to take a picture so I could see you from the inside as well. There's a lyric. Fucking Guna. Turning Japanese.

I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so. I can't remember. There was somebody that I clowned on with that song. Fucking crazy. And like a recap. Because they pretended to have an Asian girlfriend. I don't remember who it was.

Damn, that could be anyone. I'm sure it's a video. Whatever, you could look it up. Was it a shit? Miles Chong? No, he just pretends to be Asian, probably. This is Cat Tird's alt. Oh, man.

I saw a Cat Tern recently quote tweeted guy was saying, like, you can tell that cat turds never had his ass whipped or something. And he was like, oh, I've been in like 40 bar fights. First of all, you've been in 40 bar fights. You suck. You're like, that's not a good thing. You're a terrible person. You should have been killed by it. If people keep fighting you, it's you.

Yeah, like literally. Like, if you can't stop, I can't avoid bar fights. Every time I go out to get a drink, people just want to beat me up. You either look so stupid that it's worth other people risking themselves to beat you up. Yeah. Or you're just the dick. He's a big dick, but the- What's he a fucking quasi-moder?

He walks into the bar and people assume it's a fucking monster. Oh, get it. It's bad. It keeps coming back. I wonder what he actually sounds like in person. I don't know. I've seen him, though. You see a picture of him? Oh, no, no, no. He looks like a gay old biker.

Oh, like a thumb. He looks stupid. He looks like, like, oh, I fucking, right. I'll listen to God smack, you know. He looks like one of those idiots. He's got a goatee, but his chin is so, like, missing that it looks more like a decal on, like a window. Or like a punching bag or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love extremely fat people with goatees. Because it's just like it's like you drew it on.

Bad, dude. It's not a good idea. Yeah. You need a big. full beard. You need a full beard or just lose weight. Sorry. It's one or the other. You can't have it both ways. At least if you don't want to look goofy. Goofy. I'm sorry. A fat guy of goatee is crazy, dude. Big Birdstein. Doesn't work. Big Birdstein. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how

can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example, if anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their device, developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it.

We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com, Smart Talks. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down

with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well,

I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Fuck you, I pay my TV license, bitch. Mr. Pants, I've sucker fucked 12 Derek's and 37 Sweens from alternate timelines. That's crazy.

Damn. Why so many Swedes compared to Derricks? I wonder if he got me, though, because I've been sucker punch a couple of what is sucker fucked I thought wait did he say

suck it's sucker fucked oh I don't I didn't know that didn't happen to be you're gonna say you'd have to say

you'd yeah I wonder if you got me I'm gonna suck a punch twice man fucking crazy people fuck face unstoppable cardboard pie

I replaced the R's on my dodger round with w's and now my engine sounds like wake me up before you go go both times

both times both times both time Mexican probably too huh uh no three white racist guys attacked me

in Florida of course uh yeah and then uh and then it was a cholo yeah after I gave him a lighter. That's crazy.

I broke up a fight, got jumped, and then I gave a guy a lighter and he tried to knock me out. Unfortunately for you, I've given you my decoy lighter. And it blows up there. Below. His hand explodes like that streamer. Oh, you got my hand, you fucker. Oh, fuck. I got to grow it out again. Oh, shit. It's going to take so many months to grow this

out again. He's not take his hat off and put it on there. You know we Mexicans can go our hands back, eh? Just our hands, though. Just our hands, though. They're so important to our work. support our work they evolved to grow back their lips that's crazy oh man sometimes I have a necklace

with all my old fingers on them they throw up the west side it's crazy it's crazy man don't be fooled by my soft handshake it's because this hand is real new it's all soft and slimy but I promise you

one day it'll get the calluses it'll feel right it would be really strong again fucker fucker you know what I mean Holmes fucker I replayed

so mean so mean it's weird I love it man chose nig hard Ziggard Ziggard wrote in not wrote in completely

whatever this is the name annoying fact-checking actor Wesley Snopes Wesley Snopes Wussley Wussley Snopes is so dumb

Mexican Obama would be like, let me be clear. This is the hand word. That's all it says. It's the soft A, but yeah, let me be clear. Gay. Also, that's a name. Demon in white. I can only imagine what Elmo said to Larry David.

Sweeney and Kanye for president, 2028. Good goon devil, the man without come. hammering my dick flat to grind smithing levels. I call it Excalibur now. I ate the dick-dick fruit and now I'm gay. Search Peter Lorry fish battle. Adam ruins everything, but it's super Adam bombs striking the North Coast of America. It's just Canada, by the way, the North Coast.

Poor debt. And it's most of Canada that nobody lives in. Maybe some of Alaska. Yeah. Oops. Yeah. We bombed. Canada.

Whoops. It's crazy. It's crazy. My buddy Jeffrey Epstein told me to get rid of Canada. It's where he hid the pictures of me with all the 12-year-old boys and girls. Maybe. I mean. Pam Bonnie's like,

stop. Your friend. You're friend. We just got rid of this. Also, him just admitting it, you know, just like. We bombed Canada. to get rid of the evidence. So I don't know why you're,

I don't know why you still care about the evidence we destroyed. Get over it. We had that dumb couple get caught at Coldplay. At Coldplay. Oh, did we talk about that? I don't think we did.

Not at all. That was awesome, by the way. That was great, yeah. Like the reaction was, that was crazy. It was the most conspicuous you could hope to, like it was like they were asking

a car. Granted, their lives wouldn't ruin anyway. Their inner circle would have known. But like, so their lives would be the same. Either way, right? But like,

I think the internet at large, probably wouldn't have known much about it. If they had just been normal about it. It would, it would not have went viral at all. If it was like, because there's been other ones. It's happened a numerous amount of times,

which, what is with people cheating that publicly? It is crazy. It's, it, I cannot understand it. Oh, because don't you,

I guess the confidence, too, to not feel, because like, when I'm doing something, it's fun to do silly things. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, it's just that publicly is wild. I can't even conceptualize that. Like, I'm like, If you're going to do that, don't you go to each other's house? You don't go, maybe, I guess, the most to catch a dark movie or something. But then you risk walking out of the theater and seeing people that know you.

I don't know. You walk out really quick. It's been frustrating enough getting caught with just, like, even just like taking pictures, even as a content person, right? Taking pictures with just some woman that you know. Or just like another content person and you're like, oh, what's going on? You know? I can't even count how many times I've been seen. seen by other people with like

with a woman who's just my friend. Yeah, yeah. And I have to be like, damn. They think this is something. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. That's, I, having to be millions of times. A business partner. Oh, you guys are fucking, uh, fucking, uh, uh, your ex too. Yeah. It's like, oh, my couple. Like, can, can these people just, can women be people to you guys, please? It is crazy. Like, they immediately have to be fucking a guy that they're

next to. No, no, no, no. Because for some reason, when we're hanging out, we ain't fucking to them, you know what I'm saying? Right, right. Well, as far as they know. Yeah, they don't know. They don't know. I mean, we could be blowing each other's brains out. Yeah.

In the good way. True. Yeah, true. Would you? I deleted all the information. I deleted all the evidence of me fucking the kids. So don't even worry. Why are you worried about it?

We don't even have it anymore. Oh my God! At that point, you got to quit. Like, you can't, this cannot be worth it. That seems I feel like you put a sword in your mouth and put. I have the worst job. What? Why is she doing that?

Replace her right now. Replace her right now. Get somebody who isn't going to push a sword through their own skull. Charlie Kirk can put a wig on him. Please get Charlie Kirk out here. I like his gums. I like that he looks like a rape atronarch. I love him.

What is that? I don't know. Like a flame atronarch, but a rape one? A rape. Okay. All right. I like that he looks like he would scare a shadow away

What are you talking about? Thanks, Mr. President. I like that when he walks up to a computer, the computer covers up. The computer? So a can of soup? That's crazy. It's like when Ted Cruz,

you remember that video of Ted Cruz is trying to kiss his daughter on TV? And she was just like, uh. It is wild scenes. I remember Melania. It's his fat Dracula trying to. kiss me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god, Sitchie the kid. Pringles do heaps of freak flavors in Australia. Adam ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper. Me tink me one kill the king of haphazard. Nice. Indiana Jones and the jorking of the crystal penis.

My new dandy weapon plus four bludgeoning hamster in a sock. Fuck working in a bakery when it's 95 out. It's 125 where I stand by my ovens Christ's sake. Fuck that, dude. It's crazy. This is to work in the bakery. This has got a free sauna.

Yeah, true. You got a free sauna. I hope so. I mean, well, do you have no choice? You're sweating? At 125 degrees. The average sauna is 120 degrees. This is the best temperature.

I feel so comfortable here. That's why climate changes a hoax. We want it at 120 Celsius. I'm always freezing. Celsius. He's a fucking what lizard? He's a lizard? He's like a heat lamp.

He is a flame person. He's not a carbon organism for sure. He's a fucking carbon organism is crazy. And he's outrageous. That's like easily more than a stove. I'm gonna go piss because I just made me so fucking ain't. I fucking kill my son. Go pee.

Go pee pee pee. I can't lose control. 120 degrees. Thanks. Thanks, dude. Oh, did it skip? 120 degrees Celsius. There we go peepie, go peepie.

Ah, just a nice breezy 248 Fahrenheit. 248 Fahrenheit is a lot. Ah, that feels good. It feels refreshing. It's like a pool, a pool would boil you at that point. Oh, yeah, like, yes. Fuck working. All right, I see that.

You should, Batman's moldy, moldy, Batman's most dastardly nemesis, the didler. The didler on the roof. It's just Harvey Weinstein. That's crazy. I'm still jerking better than I ever did. Jerking like a true survivor. Jerking like a little kid.

Joking John Crocodile cock. Don't know any of that. John Crocodile? I guess, is that the person? I don't know. Who knows? Who knows? Yeah

Can we get to that point Can we skip to where he goes Completely see now? I would love him to just start screaming Like just like Ah Oh Do you remember that clip that I

Showed you where it was that That I don't know what that movie is But the cops talking And he just starts screaming Do you remember that? I think so I have like a vague memory Like you boys get home

And he says Oh like out of nowhere Just like monster house Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah That's like sorry I'm late We were off at the

at the precinct. That meme is so good, man. I love it. It's such a good scream. It's the perfect scream to accompany that shot. Everything about that scene is perfect. Yeah, dude. That movie is weird.

I don't remember it very well, but... I never saw it. Maybe I should not. You gotta get back to the penitentiary before noon. Greg, the Canadian, I have feelings for you. Pertheses, it's hatred. It's your boy, Shawnee D. And thank God for Asian women.

Thank God for Stellar Blade nude mods. Come shot gaming TM at Grock Is this true? Gay Southern Beetle whipping his Gay Beetle slave Enigma Kiwi Stop writing gay covers If you're never actually gonna record

Relax Relax already Shut up I've got the What is it? The Nickelback one downloaded Oh okay Yeah

I just had to do the fucking solo And at a certain point I was like I'm just gonna You just redid it? I just redid it because I was like I don't remember remember how I answered the first time anyway, and there were a bunch of new ones in there that I didn't get to. So I guess I might as well just do all them.

Fuck it. Yeah. There you go. It's a long one. It's also. It should be good. Two hours. Is it two hours?

It's the one hour of 55. Oh, I didn't even notice. Yeah, because I just did not all of them, but more. Yeah. More complete list of them. So go check that out if you want. It'll be, well, yeah. Well, yeah.

Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. Of course. Do you wash your hands? They're actually still wet Like very wet It's a pet peeve of mine

It's not sopping wet wet It pisses me off When people wash their hands And they don't dry And it's just like they're fucking dripping I live with someone like that She doesn't dry them all the way Yeah not really

And so like hug me and I'm getting Oh man I'm like There are things like that that really like there's certain things that are very, very little like that that I think would genuinely be groundsering. It's like, I don't know. Oh, that's great.

I don't know if I could, I don't know if I can. Because it always bothers me. And I was like, can I deal with this? Understood. For the rest of my life. Until I go, like, in the short, in the next like five years, that's fine. But in like 10 years after this grates me and grinds me down. You got to, you got to talk about stuff like that.

Those are tiny small things that like, they're stupid. I've talked about it. Probably big things. Yeah. They're stupid. But like, hey, hey, you got to talk about it. Hey, this is the, like my one thing is I get mad at all the time. It's like, I like to make sure I'm done cleaning before I like, before 10, I want to be done cleaning.

Okay. No other bullshit bring water to me or at least know what I have to clean. Wait a second. And for her, she's like. Before 10. What is it? You said before 10? Yeah.

10. 10. Keep talking. Before 10, I want to be done like fixing up everything. And putting everything together. Oh. He's cooking. Amazing.

That's crazy. Those are very pronounced balls. Yeah, yeah. There's like no sack. Those are balls. Those are attached that you attach a battery pack to an Xbox controller. Those are like balls you put on yourself. Those are the top of it.

I want like, I want sack like that. Like I want my sack to be freezing. So it like just like so it's really attached so you can really. Sometimes I get my ball sack. Like camel toe. Sometimes I get my balls and I stretch them as far as I can. I don't want that.

Like, such a amount. And then I usually put, like, a little full fixings in it. Like, I'm like my hobo pouch. Oh. I put, like, balls and pale things. Oh, okay. Oh, that's very, that's cool, man. You know what my favorite number is?

Yeah. What? 80. You are. Damn. He got it. You are a piece of shit. This is like, uh, it's a beautiful mind type of shit.

Yeah. The latest. The audience is completely in the dark. Nobody saw what we did. I'm just going to keep reading these. That's what makes it better. Microsoft canceling all gears world projects and selling the franchise to Nintendo. Nah,

nah, nah, nah, nah, not, not, getting niggie with it. Drip M.H.

Lord of all. Drip, 10,000 rabid Mexicans rapping Stephen Miller in a comically large tortilla and throwing him off the Grand Canyon. That's crazy. I don't think you need 10,000. That would think you need,

you maybe need like five. Mexicans to do that. Beetle hooker in his beetlefish net sucking beetle dick for beetle meth. Obie won't to blow me. So gaped they call him slip in Jimmy. Netanyahu's Nexus. account only has the mod that lets your children

that lets your, you kill children and Skyer yeah, yeah, yeah. Cremlin, it's written fucked, it always fucks me because it's like, he wrote it let's your kill children in Skyron. Let's your kill children. Cremlin to Gremlin, I saw Pro Jared's dick pick

before I met him, IRL. That's always funny. Yeah, like, hey, it's like your cock. I was going, man. Can I get a selfie with you? Can I get a selfie with your cock? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, sure. Sure, of course.

You're 18, right? Don't answer. Let's just do it. answer. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Pro Jared is fucking Punisher. He's still going strong, though.

He is. He's back. Is he? I mean, I'm sure he's doing fine, yeah. In his space, he's completely fine, I guess. I mean, I saw that one clip of him being like, I'm about to go jerk off and come on my chest. And it made me laugh because I was like, oh, you, okay.

You're being very honest about that. You're chill. You're chill. I didn't know you were cool like that. I don't know you jerked off and blew on your own. Is that video that guy doing, like, something weird on somebody's lawn? Like, he's like, he's like, walking his dog and the dog's shitting on the line. He's like, hey, you can't do that, man.

And he goes, hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff?

Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the Script. the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS. A podcast from CBS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. And then the guy behind the camera goes like, oh, my bad, I know you were chill like this. Carry on.

That is a good way to handle it. Yeah, it is like. That would really confuse me. Like, sincerely, I don't know how I would react if somebody were to pull that up at a genuine grievance with like a stranger? Yeah. I guess I'm going to go.

I might shoot my fire my eyes. RPG at them. I might take a sword out and push it through my head like Pam Bondi. Your head? Not his? You get your sword that you just finish fucking making. You quench it inside his body. God damn. Sween being real quiet about losing away. Harry rectum. Sween humor be like, what if instead of House of M, it was House of N and Scarlet Witch said no more Negroes. That'd be funny as far. That is you. You guys could write a script that was just Kingston, authentically and no one would watch it. But it would be well written.

Wage Slate 583. Sweene, please wake up. You've been in a coma. This says comma, but you've been in a coma for two years. You fell on hit your head getting a blumpkin at the furry con. Pepini Brothers presents crash course Cybertron history, rise of the Decepticons,

Donk, Donkerson. The colon swinging slasher. Pee, turns out I get hard when women cry. I am frightened by what this revelation might mean. You should be. You should be. That's,

go to therapy, please. Yeah. Before it turns into something crazier. Yeah. Because I get it, but like,

I don't. Sadness makes me unhorned. Yeah, completely like fucks the entire movie. What's opposite to a horny? Stumpy? It just makes me feel bad. Makes me want to like,

oh, do I have to take care? Now I'm like in a, now I'm in like a nurse role. Almost. Like, I'm laying a caretaker role. Yeah,

I refuse to console women. So when they cry, I just got to get them out of my house. I don't want to console them. Trying a crying person is crazy Like true Fucking a person till they cry

Is that a That's still brutal Even a Still brutal But I thought you made in like tears of joy Like I'm so happy I'm getting late or something Even that's great

Well first of all That's horrifying It's weird To be so happy that you're getting late That you're crying Like a You need On a woman is particularly

In a love Yeah Like I can imagine There's a woman That's so emotional Like having a connection But like they're making love Exactly.

Yeah. They're making love, which I'm with... I don't make love the women. That's the only thing. I'm into having sex. I ain't into making love. I remember floating when I first heard that.

Because I was like, that's my, that's my future. That is... Are we going to use that photo, that stupid, that poorly done image of Colin? It's already.

It's already. Oh, is it already. It's the image for the podcast. Remember that this needs to be black Jeremy Johns. Huh? Remember that this needs to be Black Jeremy Johns Oh my god

I cannot We cannot Oh my god Yeah I gotta It doesn't matter That it doesn't make sense I don't care Superman reviews

Light spoilers Dun Dun And then Dun Dun Dunn You can find me in a club

Fucking full of love I got something In the fake I'm letting Sexx ain't And I'm making love Oh my God Shut dogs

Just love In a club Pocket full of a plugs I got the pocket full of buttblown. I'm like, was it like three? They're pretty big. No, no, no, no.

There's way more. There's at least 10. He looks like super boo. It looks like his baggy pants. He's got lukario hips. It's like, what the fuck, dude? Why do you guys many butt blugs on you? I'm been having a good time today, man.

My flowers in my pocket. I ain't. I mean, dude. go. Dejave you hot. They like me by wanting to love me like they love cock. They tell me Negro you're hot. Tell me me,

me be fishy. They kiss me but I want them to fuck me. What? I've just reading the name. Like I suck cock. Me be fishy. We should change all our names to I'm going to kill the president with a mortar

so Chris has to mumble for an hour. That'd be funny. That'd be funny, but don't do that. If you do that, I'm going to just not read them at a certain. point. No. No, you killed them. Why'd you read that? No, Bam Bondi, no. I'm sorry, Dutch. I'm sorry, dude. What the fuck are you doing here? I thought it'd be interesting to bring up the Epstein files again. Look at this loser dying on a mountain. It's crazy. I wouldn't have died on a mountain. I would know.

I would have died in never. Never. I would only die like a phoenix only do rise again. I'd be so fucking mad A little baby would crawl out of my ashes And he would be like, well But he would know what he's talking about He'd be the smartest baby He's gonna kill Palestine

As a baby As a baby Whatever Who cares Brilliant I love you I love baby Trump Yeah

Oh yeah Trump Goooo Gougoo Gagga Gagga Gagga Gagga Goo Goo Gigi Gagga Guga Wow

The foreign policy chops on this baby Defy reason Anyway Who doesn't agree that That was the most brilliant thing you ever heard He's foolish He's talking in yelps Like furious

Imagine a dog barking But a human speaking That is how he's speaking I can't believe how much has changed I love you Trump I love you that is crazy

someone barking their words holy shit man that was fucking unsettling to witness this motherfucker's out like a fucking squirrel steakhouse fucking with his family just barking talking about how fucking great is for his posse is you know it's like it's like that guy

you remember that guy who did uh it was like that The thing on the news, like a decade ago, where the guy was, like, doing an impersonation of, like, some dog. Oh, that, the zombie thing. Yeah. He's been the dog thing. Yeah, he got real fucking a character. He looked like a, I remember people were using him as, like, a rabid, like, rabid as, like, rabid his own zombie. That's when the, that's when the, that's when the catamine, it was a special K, but that's ketamine.

What was like the crocodile, no, um. No, a bat salt. Bass salts. There you go. Oh, my God. Anyway. Someone barking out words. So funny.

Dude, it actually kind of like It made you scared. It kind of hurt me a little bit. Like, I feel, my head doesn't feel great. I was like, oh, God. I'm scared. I don't feel good. I hate the thought of his, like,

jolting forward like a dog is so upsetting. I love this guy. The evolution, man. It's feral. He is a beast before he's a person. It's like a fucking palm tree swing of the fucking wind. I hate it. Dude, I love it.

Pupini Brothers Crash Course in Cybertri rises this up to cons. Jesus fucking Christ. Donk-Dockerson. I read these already. A mean lesbian. My girlfriend de-gloved my cock during an epic blowjob. At least I still came. What's de-gloving?

Getting shit ripped off, basically. It happens a lot with rings at like factories. You get de-gloved. Like your fucking hand comes off or your fucking fingers get pulled off. Luckily, I, I've never... Yeah. Of course you'd remember

Most people have never been de-gloved. I didn't even been speaking yet. What were you going to say? Nothing. Yeah, because I was right. John Strickland, Merck's 1889. Wait, what's your profile picture?

Oh, it's that fucking Creature Commandos Nazi robot. I got to watch that show. I should just like spend some time just like catching up on shit. I'm gonna do it. What's Justice League on? Or Justice League?

Oh, Max. Oh, is it? Everything's on Max. Yeah. I'll probably start. that tonight. I think I'll watch it while I'm playing Death Stranding. Hey, there you go. I don't know. We start with Justice League though. Don't start with Unlimity.

No, right. I was just asking if they were where they were generally. Gotcha. Because sometimes they're on like, oh, it's fucking just on TV. And I'm like, I'm not watching 600 ads to watch this show. It's like Batman. And then it cuts to like, Quiznos. It's like not even a thriving place. And then it comes back. It's like, I'm glad you're here, Superman. Cuts again.

We have the meat Some guy There's a background Jerking off in Arby's That's always true Arby's Why were always Rose beef look like

Pussy Only some pussies You're so right Why did Arby's Why did they build Arby's To look like churches kind of Was that only over where we were Or was that like

I've been to an Arby's in my life Well I drove past one all the time And I always was happy I always looked at it like I'm so content never going here It's so funny It was like I was never had any curiosity about it But like the Arbys that were around us

On 9 that got transverted That became the witch about the sonics right? I don't know what the, no no no It was somewhere I don't know what the fuck it became But I just remember it like was like tall And like it looked like a church I don't know what the fucking deal was

Oh Don't pardoned you Johnson Merck's 1889 I watched two late 40s women 69 on the floor at a bar tonight. Congratulations. Whoa. Not bad.

Maybe he's hot still? Probably not. I mean, he doesn't seem too thrilled about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First Church of Key David presents Kingston Jameson, aka the king of Gaphazzard. Nice. That's crazy.

Hey, yo. Your teeth are fucked. Discott Pilgrim. My bottom row of teeth are completely fucked. I'm glad they don't naturally come out. Because it looks like I got fucking radioactive, fucking... Someone blasted, come on your body?

bottom row. Yeah. Disrupted. Forceful coming in your teeth, fucking power washing. Do you imagine power washing with semen? Yeah.

I know I can't. I mean, think about it. Try. You can. Think. Fly with me. Come fly with me.

Let's fly. Let's fly away. Let's fly. I'm gay. In this hypothetical about coming with a pressure washer. Oh.

I think you do people dream. You can make somebody dream what you want to the dream. Come with me. Come with me. Come with me.

And you're just to pull them into a dream. That's so. fucked up. That's awful. Scott Program versus the IDF. Pre-Raz. I got Lockjaw doing graveyard shifts at the dick-sucking factory and all I got was would you believe it? Lockjaw as previously mentioned. Um, with

ass wide open. Nice. Uh, fuck Charlie Kirk. I hope that all gums, no teeth Yakub-headed bootlicking cunt explodes. That's not me. I'm reading a name.

Uh, I don't, I don't disagree with that though. Yeah. I hope. that very much so. Yeah, I'm not gonna like... Sweenne spoils something to make shitty reference. What the fuck? Noah Samson is gay.

Whoa, what the hell? That's crazy. Do we mention them last time or something? No, I feel like, what the hell? Probably not, but hey, you know, fair enough. I mean, I don't know, maybe. I mean, it's pretty possible. There is no Epstein list in Basingsei.

Das Goopy jerking it with so much lotion, my ball stopped being wrinkly. Kingston's dad picking up a gay little beetle off the ground. Kingston, my child, look, a delicious morsel as he feeds it to him. Young Collins swinging himself into a tree. June, what the fuck is this? Junito or Magnidio? Junito.

Junito is so fucking. Maggene Jew. I don't know which one. They both equally kind of are horrible. Yeah. I'll take Mag Juno, at least. The magnetic Juno. I think Mag Negro

Fits much better. That's insane. Same power but currency. To me all the pennies. To me, literally money. Just money. A bunch of His arm's made of nickel and fucking One million

Gay Beatles in a trench coat And they're coming for Kingston. Two Guatemalan Spartans butterfly jumping over the border Sorry Miss Jackson, Badly Brave, Whose New York Nick? Aetherian needs help lowering his weapon in Halo 3. P penis, Neferam, Melfus 1 And rounding out our list. as always is the renowned

king of haphazard the exalted the renowned eat the chip you're just making you're a fucking piece of shit you threw that back in the bag you're a fucking monster because you know what's crazy about that

it's like even though you're not sharing that like me as myself would hate that experience to pull out a wet chip that's still like me I was trying to think of the worst thing that I could do it. I hope I got it on camera. I don't even know. I don't know you, but still good. Yeah.

What a blighted bitch. That's okay. That's so fucking mean. Anyway, thanks for stopping by, everybody. Thanks for coming and listening to this episode of the, not the, the StarTank podcast. Go on over to patreon.com slash the Star Tank. If you want more,

if you want early ad-free access, all that shit, exclusive episodes. I just did a damn near two-hour episode solo going into your direct questions for me. There's one with Kingston and Lily. I think Derek and Jojo did one. So I think so, right? You said something about doing that?

Well, it's not out yet. Okay, yeah, well, whatever. It's in the dog, whatever. It'll be good. And I think, get your top 10 games. Yeah, I need that. Let's do that. Yeah.

It's a good idea for our next round. And we'll do that next time. We'll catch you guys next time. Goodbye. Oh, almost four hours. Fuck. Yep. Whatever.

I hate that big thing. Nigger. This message is brought to by Colagard. If you recorded songs off the radio for a mixtape, it might be time to screen for colon cancer. The Colagard test is non-invasive, requires no special prep or time off, and you start screening right from your home.

It's just three simple steps. Set up, sample, and ship. If you're 45 or older and at average risk, ask your doctor about the Colagard test, available by prescription only. Learn more or request a prescription at colagard.com slash podcast. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen.

Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me. Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesan bowl is delicious with scratch-made marinera sauce, creamy mozzarella cheese, and no preservatives. It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's, what having it all? tastes like