The Snark Tank - #345: Heil Sydney Sweeney

Episode Date: August 1, 2025

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Hey, I got my glasses, sunglasses back on because I woke up with horrible allergies. Wait, what do you mean? I don't know. I woke up and my nostrils were almost both shut, so I was like, you know, sleeping horribly and drooling and shit. Are you allergic to ants by any chance? I've never heard of that. No, because it might have been all the ants that I sent over to your... No, there's crawling in my face.

Yeah. Swimming in your eyes. Swimming in my eyes. That's crazy. Dude, fucking Jojo just started working from home. Like she got, the job wanted to keep her. And so she were moving. And I was like crazy.

Cool. Second day. Late. What do you mean? What do you mean? From home? Diab. That's crazy.

It's so funny. Wait, she was late from home. Yeah. Lily is late from home. sometimes too. And I'm just like, hey, crazy. To be fair, she thought she sent, she thought she set her alarm for every day. She only said it for one day. So, uh, so this Tuesday, she didn't, she just woke up like what she should already be 11 minutes into work. She's like, oh, shit. And I'm like, just, just, just shaming her. It happened. It's a dickhead thing for us to do. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I get it. I always try to wake her up. Like, when her alarm goes, off, I always try to wake her up. I was like, hey, dude, wake up and then I go back to sleep because, you know, I don't want to get fucked over. She actually does, like, serious stuff in insurance. So it's like, you need to be at work or else people, like, will not be able to be alive. That's good.

We need less people. Yeah, well, on that note. Technically. Well, what insurance is she dealing with? She's probably dealing with some, like, it's some weird people that are in areas that we don't particularly love, you know? Maybe she should be selective and not help them out. So fucked up.

I don't know. Probably still, but like, they're still fucked up. I don't look, man. I think insurance is a terrible enough thing in general. Don't make it harder for anyone on it, you know. Yeah. Is Lily the devil for dealing with this insurance? The devil?

Is she perpetuating this system that is keeping us down? I mean, we all are technically. Yeah. like is by that argument. It's Jojo's job too. Yeah, of course. There's so much fucking money in it, dude. It's a good field, unfortunately.

It just sucks because it's like humans don't get rights exactly. But hey, you know. Oh, yeah. Feel my homies working weapons, like legitimate and weapon manufacturing. So it's like, oh, it's crazy. It's like, ah, you know. I used to work with plane manufacturing. And I wonder if I was like the one that caused some of the planes to crash.

I always think about that. I'm just like, a wild kill street. That is a pretty wide shift. You level up six times? What the fuck does happen? I'm not going to front. I quit because I'm like, no. You know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it wasn't the sole reason I quit. And I felt bad because this one dude, I think because I was the only other black person in it. And he was my supervisor. He gave me a shift that didn't exist. He gave me like, I can start at 10 because everybody started super early. And I was like, Nick, I ain't getting up that early. And he gave me the job.

But then about like a month later, I quit because I was. Dealing with like the it was like it seals the planes you know like the the this I was working with those things specifically and I'm like I don't feel comfortable they're gonna be using these things that I'm fucking you have these people molding them and then I'm fucking you know breaking it down getting the the plaster out of it And I'm like this is I don't want to kill people. I can never be responsible for something that serious. Yeah dude I just I would just really pay attention to it. That's it like if I'm involved that I have to really like actually care. No but sometimes you ever you ever pay. about it to be involved with it. But you ever pay so much attention to something that you miss a detail because you're over thinking it? Not really.

That happens a lot, man. If I'm paying attention to something, I go over it, and then, like, usually I go over it. I have someone else review it. And then I take a step back and then I go over it one more time before I hand it in. There's been a number of times where I've, like, had to, like, I don't know, like a day where there was,

like, a high pressure situation where I was like, I have to make it to this, I have to make it to the airport at this time. And I'm running a little bit late. And I'll double check fucking everything. I'll triple check it. And then somehow, like, in the plane, I'll be like, I completely forgot it. I usually don't wait to the last minute when pressing things are going on. Like, one's really, really, really.

Oh, I don't either. I pack the day before. I go to the airport 50 hours before. Oh. I pack there. I bring all my belongings there and I pack there. I am genuinely so scared of being late for a flight because I just hate the idea. I hate it.

So much money being paid again. I have to like, yeah. Then you're like in the middle of the clear. If you're going on a flight, you need to be somewhere. So like for me, like if I'm going to fly, I need to be there clearly. I go, I go three hours early to the airport. Oh, I. Unless it's Burbank, in which case I like I, Burbank I usually play a little bit smoother.

I go early always. But still, it's like an hour. I'm usually pretty good. I've never had any issues except for 2021 when I flew to go see Jojo. That was the only time where the pandemic stuff was still kind of happening. And the first fucking flight, I don't. I don't even remember how I missed it. There was just like their window of cutoff time was changed

because I had plenty of time for boarding still to make it. But at the front, where I give them my tickets are like, oh, no, you can't even get back there anymore. And it was still a significant amount of time. And I'm like, what the, like, so I missed my flight, which so I missed a bunch of money. That was like awesome. Because I don't usually get, I don't get insurance.

And so, well, I fucked that up. And then the second one, I almost missed my flight because, Even though it was like the country says, okay, you can, you can fly now. The airport didn't get the memo. They fly now. They fly now? Don't do that to me. They fly now.

They fly now. They put that in the trailer too, I think. I swear. I swear, I feel like it did. I think it was a marketing beat. I remember. Can you guys talk? What's it matter?

Nothing is. Why? Why are you ashamed to your favorite? He's sad now. I'm sad now. Crazy. You're ashamed of your favorite. Star Wars movie. It's crazy.

Yeah. That's crazy. The Rise of Skywalker, everybody's, everybody's favorite movie. Yeah. Dude, unanimously.

Did you guys see Happy Gilmore too? Yeah, I saw it. You guys saw it? No, I didn't watch it at all. I watched it with Lily. We saw it. Why did you watch it?

I like the first Happy Gilmore. I love the first one. So that's why I don't want to see the second one. I saw it on those other one. I was like a bad bunnies in this one. First of all, Carl Weathers isn't in it. He's dead as shit.

He was assassinated in Kiev. He actually, it wouldn't have mattered because he could, He was assassinated Kiev? Yeah. That's true. He actually, the, the, um, Chubs or whatever.

I can't even, you threw me off so, yeah. You threw me off so much that I'm like, I can't even rip. It is a crazy thing to say. Um, I like to imagine that every celebrity who dies is inexplicably,

like, assassinated in Kiev. Why not? Yeah, why not? Yeah. Ozzy Osborne, assassinated in Kiev. Gonzalo Lira.

Gonzalo Lera. Literally actually him. He actually I love the fact that What was his name? What was his original name? A coach Red pill. Coach Red pill.

The fact that Coach Red pill Was assassinated in Russia It's fucking crazy. Coach Red pill got killed Abroad. A broad. Imagine getting assassinated like a fucking loser.

Imagine getting assassinated when you ain't shit either. Yeah. I want people. Like no one. There's so many people. Maybe like 100 people know who you are.

Exactly. And that's the thing. So many people listening right now. Don't even know. Yeah. Audio-wise, that's like a much broader reach. Like, fuck's Coach Redd. Go look them up.

Go see. I don't know what you would put in Coach Red Pill something to, because I don't know his best of. Yeah, anything that isn't killed because then you'll just get a bunch of videos about him being dead. Yeah, you'll probably, yeah. So there's that. Look up Coach Red Pill feminism or something.

Speaking of like dumb idiots like him, Ethan Ralph. Oh. So I got. an update on Ethan Ralph. Thank God. Yeah. I was really sad. I was like, what's going on, man?

Where's my guy? So he, you guys, Sam, Sam Hyde has this show called Fish Tank. Yeah. Was he on it? He wasn't on fish tank. Oh. He was on, no. He was on an El Salvadorian version of Fish Tank.

El Salvador is already ripping off shit. Like, fish tank. How are you ripping off a fish tank of all things? So there was an El Salvadorian fish tank and they invited, somehow they found out of about Ethan Ralph and they flew him. That's amazing. They flew him to El Salvador. Do you think he's like popular in the Latin kind of like the Spanish community because

because he was beaten up in fucking. Where did he go? He was no, he was in Portugal. He was in Portugal. He got beaten up in Portugal twice. I know. But yeah. Let's be.

Let's be real. He speaks Spanish over there too. It's pretty fucking close. Yeah, I guess. I guess more than we do technically. Yeah. So yeah, you got you got the shit kicked out of him. Portugal twice. Right.

This was a miracle because he went there. The plot was the owner of the, I don't know what they called it. Yeah. They were going to pretend that Ethan Ralph was a rich white investor and was going to stay there and monitor them and see if he wanted to invest into the show. That was the setup. So the people that were there didn't know. But I think some of them knew as soon as they saw him.

Yeah, he can't be a rich. Because he's all like gross, small and like, like saggy. Dude, he looks back. He's, I think he's like two years older than me or something, and he looks, no joke, like he's probably 69 or something. He looks kind of ageless, though, at the same time, because he is so small and so old that it comes across is like, it comes across almost like a, like a, like a gizmo from like, uh, grandma's where you're like, you could be a baby or you could be a thousand. I don't really know what's going on with you. When he shaves his beard, absolutely. Like there's a weird.

A little tear of even around. So, uh. So, so he was. So he posed as an investor, or that was the point, was that he was supposed to pose. Didn't work out so well. The El Salvadorians, they're smart. They're pretty smart. Was the cast just a bunch of people who were, like, deported from here?

Constitutionally, just a bunch of Americans? I think there were a bunch of, like, locals, except for there was a Scottish guy. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future. of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum,

or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

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God bless. I don't know. I don't know anything about these. Did they speak English? Was it in Spanish? They speak. So all of them on the show spoke some sort of English. So the Scottish guy was, you know.

fluent, obviously. So Ethan Ralph fights two guys the first day and gets kicked out. Because like the owner of the show was like, hey, go fuck with Ethan Ralph, like go surround him, just like annoy him.

Some guys blowing bubbles on him and shit. Surround him is a crazy direction. They're talking shit. And one guy, I think he just starts touching Ethan Ralph. I don't remember. And this guy, He could have killed Ethan Ralph because he allegedly was like a MMA fighter.

He was in good shape, so he looked like he could have killed him even if he wasn't an MMA fighter. Yeah. Ethan Ralph punches him. And then he does a sucker punch. He's pretending to unbutton his, uh, and take off his little baseball fucking jersey. And then he just punches the guy. And the guy, you know, no sell. Nothing happens to him.

Thinking that he's a rich guy. I guess that guy, he thought he was a rich guy because he tried to sue. He was like, I'm going to sue this guy. So that's why he didn't just fuck him. him up. Oh, I'm going to sue him. So Ethan Ralph also try to punch the, uh, well, he punched the Scottish guy in the neck. He missed his face to punch. So he, he, he attacked two guys and got kicked out immediately because there's no fighting. So immediately drunken piece of shit, fights these guys immediately. Somehow by the grace of, I feel like something bad's going to happen

because when Ethan Ralph goes in public, he's supposed to get assaulted. He right. Because it's like that cat turd guy getting in 40 bar fights. Yeah. Yeah. Cat turd Ethan Ralph is cat turd Essentially It's the same person It's what Because every time

He had a event At a bowling alley Ethan Ralph got assaulted Yeah He went to a house That had like His A girl that he had a kid with

I think And some trans person And I don't know Who the fuck these people are And got into a fight with them This one chick Was punching the shit out of his face Oh my God

And What happens Do you know He's more of a TikTok but you know like the older millennial or something the older millennial or something? The older millennial. He's the like he's like the super chud guy. Yeah, I've seen him. I've seen him. I've seen. You see the video of him getting tased by the cops and saying I'm peeing, I'm peeing, I'm peeing. I saw

that. Yes, I saw that whole shit. No. It's good shit. He wasn't complying. He was like the guy when he was talking about the, you know that black kid that got pulled over about a cop so he didn't have his taillights on. Oh, and then smash you. Even though it was daylight and he was like, can I speak to your supervisor? And the cop was like, I'll retort by punching your window in and punching him in a face.

Dude, he also of that too. He's... I love the expression. The expression of it. He knows. His expression was... Like, here we go. He got hit in it.

I was just like, you're not even going to sell it at all. That's great. He knows. He knows. He knows. Like, well, I'm about to be... If I, if I move at all, I'm going to die. But yeah. So I have to stay completely still.

So he had an altercation and he was tased by police and he was like, I'm peeing. I'm sorry. I'm peeing. I'm sorry. I love that. It's good stuff. I only know about that guy because I follow a page called a debunkion Junction.

And he's big on TikTok, but I just see stuff on Instagram. Yeah. It hasn't caught on Instagram, unfortunately. I see people shitting all over him on TikTok. That's how I know. That's how I know. Yeah. Debunction Junction is probably the best page I've ever followed on TikTok because this guy,

he's very meticulous about connecting stuff. He's doing the work that most people wouldn't do. but in a very bite-sized amount of content. I think I've seen that before. That sounds familiar. Because he's just like in this, he'll pull up all these articles like talking about Epstein

and showing all the connections with Trump and all the, and he'll just, in this, at this date and then he'll read a line and then this and he just, but it all makes sense. It's all perfect and neatly packaged

and he has a really good voice. Like very, cuts through. Right. And I was like, damn, this guy needs to be like, like this needs to be media.

Like this is the news. It pisses me off that he's just lost at the sea of TikTok. and guys pissing themselves, you know? It's good stuff. But so Ethan Ralph was, so he was then kicked, he was kicked off of the El Salvadorian fish tank and then what? He's just like roaming El Salvador?

So he's, yeah, he said he's going to explore El Salvador and everybody's assuming that he's going to hit the, you know, the prison where all the immigrants are staying right now. Most likely if he does anything stupid, which it's Ethan Ralph, so probably something stupid is going to happen. Someone could Egamond to do that. I hope so. He was threatening to dock some of the people in the house.

He said, hey, right now I don't have a problem with them if they want to, you know, escalate anything. know I got their information, but I'm like, they have yours too. Yeah, what I mean? He's a special kind of stupid. I love, I love, like, I love that, uh, how there's only a handful of people that are like paying attention to him and stuff like that, but they give him a lot of, uh, nicknames because he's, he's had, released revenge poem where he saw his tiny dick.

And so he's from Memphis. So some people call him the Memphis micro and like it just, it rolls off the tongue. I really like that. Or, yeah, his. downfall started when he exposed his stomach and like uh they call it they call it a downfall as if if there was any

as if he wasn't already here's the thing around that time there was still he was still riding high with his radio show uh the kill stream I see what you say I know what you're saying it's just the concept of high underground you know what I'm saying Subterranean flying he was a subterranean king

He was like that mole villain Mole villain from a Final Fantasy 4 Fantastic for her. Oh, I was thinking of Incredibles. Same thing. I guess it's the underminer. I guess it's the under the under the underminer is a great name.

It's just Mo Man again, literally. It's like, they just made another one. They'd even try. Now they own both of them, which is hilarious. Yeah. So,

okay, so the, I said the downfall of the stomach. So they call, you know, so there's like the, you know, they called it a gun.

Yeah, I remember that was when I was following him. Okay. I love that term. Because I never heard it before that. I don't even know if I didn't know that was a thing. I heard Colin use it recently. Yeah.

So when his gun was exposed, and I bring this up because since he was in El Salvador, somebody called him Pablo Gunstabar or whatever. And I thought like, Gunterbar. Like it said, Escobar or whatever. Like, whatever. It just took me off. The people that follow him are, they're fun. They're fun.

They're probably terrible people. But like they're they're fun because it's like we have this crossover because I feel like everybody needs to know about this guy. That's what I know I keep preaching because there's people like that I feel sad about when they're they make all these documentaries on all these sad locales. Yeah. They're like really pathetic in a way that I'm like, I feel bad for them because they're so pathetic. But you don't feel bad for this guy. Yeah, there's no redeeming. Yeah.

He's so arrogant. He thinks he's always winning in w's and he thinks he's. and he thinks he's so great. And right now he snagged like he's, this girl that he's allegedly with looks very young. She says she's 19. Why does it always happen? Why does it always happen?

Yeah. And he already, he already, the revenge porn and he knocked up this girl that, you know, when she was 18 and I'm sure they were talking before then. You know what I'm saying? Of course.

So again, now he's with this little Mexican girl and we're like, oh, man, I'm sure this is, this is probably, like a cartel fucking a cartel member's daughter and Ethan Ralph's going to get

fucking his head sawed off or something and then it'll be the end. I just I just I've never once looked up Ethan Ralph. I've never once took any time out of my life to absorb any information of his and I know so much about him. You do. And it makes me so sad because I just think if he died

it'd be better. If he just passed away. I don't want it not yet. Not yet. Not yet. I don't want it. I want him more. He has so much more left to give. He does. Like, he's gonna keep, he's, uh, he's, there was multiple times that he seemed like he was at the end of his rope, but he somehow survived.

And, like, what is enduring if it just sucks? Like, what is continuing? I don't know. If he just sucks. He says, uh, the only reason he's alive is to, is despite the haters. Like, he literally said that. That's crazy. That means if everybody loved him, he'll, he would.

Because then he'd be like, oh, he'll finally start reflecting on how shit his life is. where he fucking can't live in America anymore. Walking him in America, what do you do? Probably a bunch of tax issues and warrants and whatever the fuck. Like he'll fly in every once in a while and then fuck off because before like somebody he can arrest him. He has owes a bunch of child support because he's obviously not supporting his two kids. You know, a bunch of, obviously he's not supporting his two kids.

I hope it's a given. It's like clearly. Duh. He's, he's, he, I, I, I, I want him to make the mainstream of like, there's a Patrick C.C., if you've heard of this YouTuber. Like, they do these mini-doccuseries a lot of times on whatever, whatever hot button topics.

Like, oh, they just did one about, I think, Hulk Hogan because he died recently. Right, right. So whatever. Like, one of those type of people, or like Jay Aubrey or something. Yeah. Like, like, please, I just want something more comprehensive because I just get little clips here and there and then people laughing.

But I would love a timeline. of understanding where he came from from the Gamer Gate all the way to his subterranean rise and fall. He was reaching for someone's hand above the ground. He almost got there. No, no. So stay

down. You can't come up here. Not you. All right. Well, look, we've got a couple things to talk about today. Yeah. I'm curious about this is Aalia Banks thing. I don't know what happened with this. I don't even I'm not even really all that confident. I know

who Azalia Banks even is. She was an artist. She made a few of musics. She had like a hit and a half, you know? Yeah. She's a lot of azaleas. You know what I mean? There's like Iggy Azalea.

I know it's not her. There's like two. Yeah, I guess that's the only thing. There's a bunch. Yeah, yeah. Iggy Azalea who had a hit and a half too, which is kind of funny. Hit a half, got part of Playboy Cardi,

had the worst freestyle ever, ever done. Oh, yeah. She's another one of those fucking people that like, again, just, just admit that you can't fucking freestyle and no one. Like, just admit you can't freestyle And then people will leave you alone That's a scatman freestyle Yeah

Bhabi Bhabi Bhabi Bap Bap Bip Go up there with a written And spit it off the top And then you'll get respect for that I mean even do that right Even just do that Most rappers don't even trip on shit like that They're like all right cool

I feel like I feel like she probably is one of those idiots That thinks the people Who clearly have the written's don't And like oh man And then she's just like All these people that are masterful just completely spinning off the dome.

So she tries it herself. And it's like no. But look, there are people like say, I remember I think it was Soldier Boy a long time ago. It was like, I can't freestyle.

And he just, he's like, I'm not even gonna do it. A lot of people can't freestyle. He admits it. Like most people can't freeze it. And Illinois can't freestyle. Yeah,

he cannot. Not everybody's black thought. You know, if we want to go up there be blackthaw is free time for 11 minutes straight and be like you can't do that. Like,

Hulk Hogan can't freestyle. Your brain has to work in a way to be able to do it. Your brain has to be like multiple steps ahead of itself. You can do it. You can learn how to do it. I bet Dr.

Seuss can't. There are tribly genuinely. It's like not even kids to help you, right? There are tricks to help you. You know it was actually really good. Nick Mullen. It's actually kind of crazy. He fucking like he'll just be making it usually involved with gay stuff or whatever.

But like off the top of his head like his wordplay is way too good. But it's not like anything he cares about. It's like, oh, let me, let me pursue this. It's just, oh, I'm just having fun. He can't do it. You can't be a comedian and a rapper, really. It just can't work. Being a comedic rapper is the stupidest concept to me ever.

Isn't that just a little dick, little dicky or whatever his fucking name? Yeah, and I hate him. I hate his guts. That's why only people that look like him like him. That is why. What are you trying to say, sir? What are you trying to say? You'll never see Lil Dickie rap on an Alchemist beat, you know.

You'll never see Farrell produce a little dickies. Well, he might have. For now, for Darke's the money first. Look, I, look, he was, look, I, I, I, I personally, I, I, I, I personally, I, I, I, I'm not some talent. Not for me. He's a very talented guy. That shit, that stuff isn't for me. But to be fair, I want to be very clear, I don't like, this is where I different for most people. I don't like. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of smart talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future.

of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I can, came to IBM. I wanted the experience the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we

from that point with Conta? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day.

Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can put it. probably identify something that we can change.

Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. Comedic music thing. It just never, it always comes off as like kind of cheesy to me and corny. Like I know there's plenty of examples of people being like, I like there was a, this is funny that I'm even going to say this. Just stay with me. Because it's going to sound crazy that I'm going to say this guy's name.

Larry the cable guy. So not a good comedian. Yes. Exactly. But he had this anti-music thing that I, like he was like, oh, going to pretend like he's, and he would just, he couldn't play. And then he would just do these retarded like one-liners. And I thought that was funny because it was like, you thought he was going to be like a good,

oh, let's do some work. He was going to try and fail. And so I thought that was funny just because he's basically what I would do. Even though I can play, I would rather do something like that. Jump on a, I'm going to open mic and people are going to roll their eyes. And then I'm just going to fucking like bomb. But they're going to think it's funny. Hopefully.

Yeah. If you know what I mean. Lash out. You go there. You lash out at them. You make it their problem. You're like, oh, you're like, you fucking, you guys don't understand real fucking music. I'll carry about you this fucking building.

I'll fucking slaughter all of you. They start crying. You start crying. You pick up your chair. wing it out to the crowd. But I want to be clear. I'm not, look, I'm not even, I'm not even saying that all that shit's bad. I just personally, it's not for me.

So, yeah, same thing with like Little Dickie. Little Dickie's fans look like a little dicky and there's nothing wrong with that. So they look like Little Dickie. There's not wrong with that. Well, I think it was the same thing for like Maclimore and stuff like that. They look like they look like them. You're like, is Michaelmore a comedian? Well, I just what I mean is kind of like a niche.

There's like a niche rapper. Like they're doing something. I see what you're saying. Yeah. I'm going to fuck. some ass. I got 20 dittles in my pocket. There is.

There is a breed of... Remember that song? That one? Yeah, you don't remember that? The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the store song. I actually like that song. I'm gonna fuck some ass.

You know what? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pop some tags. You remember that? Only got 20 condoms in my pocket. Did you actually? I'm fucking. I like, I like, I used self-corrected. You're like, no, it's a thrift shop.

Yes, I didn't, well, I was it sure. You were looking at me so absurd. And I was like, wait, does he? I was trying to sell that I really didn't know. There's two kinds of white rappers, right? There are the white rappers that rap and their raps are more or less jokes about them being white rappers. Then there's the very overachieving, hyper talented lyrical white rapper. There's the two breeds of them where it's like, there's the M&Ms.

There's the M&Ms. There's a middle ground. There's like the, there's the Mac Millers that's a little bit. There's the, yeah, the, there's some, the ODers. Jesus Christ. You did that literally on purpose. You did that literally start me. You're a bad person, dude.

You're a bad person. You're going to lose someone you care about and I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there to tear you. That's an OG OD. That's an OGOD. I like that. Way more OGODs than that. That's crazy.

I know, yeah, of course. It's crazy. Fucking. Yeah, that's the point. The, uh, the brawl? Yeah. Let's I still don't know

anything about this Azalea Banks Oh yeah We didn't even get into it Azalia Banks So whatever She's black She's black

Okay Next story I Fun little Before we move forward I'm still about Azalia Banks I almost

I turned it down Because of how weird she is I almost collab with her When But I just Like a while ago Yeah

Whenever the die very rough by that Mario Kingston. Mario Judas by Kingston Judah yeah yeah Mario Kingston or whatever Mario Judah yeah

when he came out that Di Very Rough I did a cover of it Divery Rough That sounds so dumb That's such a great name dude I love that It's so stupid

It's so stupid in a perfect way It reminds me of like however old he was at that time I'm like yeah that's perfect That's what a somebody I don't know if he was a kid He seemed like 17 of me or something That's what a before

21 year old would have made a yeah like die very rough I'm like very rough never used that I don't think anyone's ever used that phrase

No that's what I'm saying It's like That is that's like An Indian person Trying to name an American song and they're like Oh They don't have a

They don't have a translation For die very badly So they put Die very rough Instead and it's like It means the same thing As that pretty much It's like there's all these

Translations For uh Or it's like It's like how There are sentences That are happening now That have never been Absolutely

that have never been said ever. Like, I saw, I saw a tweet that was like, it was Buzz Light, you're flying towards the window and falling. Do you know what I'm about to say? It was like Buzz Light Your toy story flying towards the window and then falling and not reaching it. And it was like something, um, Hulk Hogan flying to the Tricia Patus reincarnation portal before Ozzie makes it through and it closes early.

And it's like that sentence has never been. Nope. That's never, that's a completely original new, brand new sentence. Yes, it is. Never uttered before. That is so, someone typed that out. So, so dumb. So someone saw that and it was like, oh, got it.

Got it. Anyway, so Zalia Banks, you almost collaborated with her? Yeah, almost collabed with her, but I was well aware she was already insane. So. Would have been good collapse. It was, um, I didn't want to invite her to my house because, uh, I see. That's where I recorded out of my room. I'm just like, oh, like, can I come through?

And I'm like, uh, no. Just like, is there like a studio? I was like, no. I was just like, whatever, you know, so I, the only reason I thought the opportunity would have been good is because of, at that time, I got a lot of cloud just from her sharing my stuff. Yeah. But unfortunately, a lot of those people, they all suck now too, like Amber Rose. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business.

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We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Here the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach. on Beyond the script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, Amber Rose. I'm like, I was cool with her for a minute.

And she shared my stuff with like a shower from System of Down the Basis when I did a cover. So I was like, oh, this is a cool window. And she's all fucking maga out, both of them. So yeah, is Iggyzia. No, Iggyzalia, that's crazy. Iselia Banks? Insane. She's a Zionist.

She, the thing that she said recently. Yeah. So two big things Is you one of the 13th tribe people or no? I don't think it's that deep I think she's just stupid You know what I mean? Yeah

Anyway She says the default kind of Yeah So she Two things So she was People were upsetting Because she says

A lot of the Palestinian suffering It's probably a bunch of AI It's all generated It's fake All the death Right right yeah She was like All that stuff's fake

It's bullshit And then the piece of resistance That is a wild cope By the way Oh it is But it gets better About the Epstein stuff with Trump

she's completely fine with the if Trump was fucking kids on the island Oh I saw that She was like oh yeah It was only until the 90s that people actually cared about Fucking 14 year olds I was like the 90s It's not the 90s

It was it the 90s To be it is relatively recent in human history In human history yes But it's not the 90s It's like maybe maybe like the 30s I would say actually because like Charlie Chaplin Got into a bunch of fucking problem With Charlie Chaplin had to flee the country

I'm pretty sure There was because he was like like he was involved with like a high schooler basically people were already like even though And that was like a long ass time ago Right there was people still doing shit like that But it was heavily frowned upon

Already you know it was The people like hey what the fuck It's just much worse now because obviously we're We're growing in that aspect Anyway Yeah so she was just heavily Defending Trump and then the thing That was crazy her she was projecting

Off the fucking charts by saying yeah like let's not pretend like we were all uh we weren't all 14 fucking like 45 50 year olds it was like hey yo sweetheart you've been you've been abused i don't yeah like it's like even if you were completely okay with it that's that's not cool that's and the fact that she's like let's pretend that we she used we we've all been doing that right all these girls we all been fucking these old ass dudes and i'm like i'm gonna tell you right now Luckily, I don't know any women that I grew up with that were fucking dudes not that old.

I'm talking about it just maybe a few years outside of high school is the worst that I've, that I knew. Like one of my friends were they're still married. And actually, I hate that they're like a shining example of a couple. They all take M&A classes together, Jiu-Jitsu, you know, but like in high school, we were like, the fuck, Martha. I just said, well, she doesn't, you know, know her last. name doesn't matter, but I was like, the fuck.

Like, why are you dating this guy? This older fucking, like, so I'm thinking probably like three years old, you know, we're probably like 17 or whatever. And he's like out of high school probably a couple years. That's still weird, but it's not the most terrible. Yeah. And that's, but that's what I'm saying. That was like the worst.

That wasn't great. That was the worst of it that like. It's certainly not a good pattern. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, don't get me wrong. But like, I. What is that?

Do you know? It does look like soap on it, right? It is soap. He's just drinking D. He's just drinking Dawn. He's got to clean my insides. Been eating a lot of greasy food, you know? I just got to...

Look, I would never do that shit. He was his mouth and it's white. It's not even pink. It's blowing. It's personally. It's like the SpongeBob future. Yeah. It's on Chrome.

Look, dude, I think that shit's extremely weird. I personally think that shit's extremely weird. I stand by that. I've never been, like, I think, people that are like, oh, 18's legal. So, you know, go fuck a 26 year old. It's like, look, I think that shit's weird as fuck.

Unfortunately, society doesn't agree with me. And I'm not ball out, unfortunately. I don't, to me, it's not a, it's, to me, it's a case by case thing. I can't just be like, immediately this is a, this is completely morally irreprehensible. Because in the same way, there's got to be a threshold for stuff in legality. Yeah. Like, I think, like 18, it's like, let's just agree that 18's. a fine threshold because you can go die in the army

you know like there's things that you can do as an adult that I like I understand your trauma logic but I still think all that shit that you can be able to do at those ages are still stupid as well too I agree I just mean there needs to be a there needs to be a threshold and it's not gonna it's not it's not gonna be like there's gonna be a perfect world

it's like okay the threshold is 25 now because it's that to me that's also an ultimate ladder pool that's because look if I wasn't considered an adult until it's 25 when I The way I would have, like, I would have, thinking about that, because I couldn't wait to be an adult when I was like 16 through 18 so I can finally do certain things, especially because I waited until I was 18 to get my license because I didn't want to pay. You had to pay for driving school before 18.

And I'm like, I'm not paying money. That's crazy. I know how to drive. So I was like, oh, I can't wait. So I got my license on my 18 birthday. It's like shit like that. I just think about thing. And then so.

Look, I think there's the legal conversation that comes into it that makes it a very, very much so a different situation. Right. But I think clearly if you're fucking, if you're in mid-20s fucking 18-year-old, there's something wrong there. I think there's some sort of weird power dynamic. Granted, there's, there's, there's, there's case, it's case by case. I just, I can't care. I can't, I can't blink at that. That's the only thing.

Ultimately, it's case by case, but I think it, for, when I look at it, like, this looks. I actually, but look, I totally agree with you, especially as it's for going further up and up and up. And to me, I'm more, I'm more interested in a pattern. So the person that's older, if they're consistently dating younger people, like say, Leonardo DiCaprio, it's all nice and legal, but his pattern of dating like not past 25, it's legal, but it's fucking weird. It's a little weird. It's weird that you have this rule that you have to date women around this age. That's crazy.

So like an older guy, and I imagine a lot of older men are going after younger women because they're fucking losers and they can't get women around their age. That's what I'm assuming that most of them are just like these women that are much more mature and they have careers and stuff don't fucking like me. Women get us. Women pass 25 years old or less fertile, Derek. That's a real important. thing.

You see, you're not senior. You're not fertility these days is very important. Because you're a soy boy I can't like hit you go bankrupt.

How crazy that they're a boy Bata Cuck? All of those dudes that aren't getting laid or saying that shit. Oh, these girls are

They're single people in like they're 28. You know, they're like you should be starting a family. It's like, brother,

you're late. Yeah. Dude, if a moderately Lewis Owens literally, literally her. Like, you should be,

and early she got married He got married to a fucking person that probably says things about it, which is not in a room. I'm sure. And then it's like, I wanted to be able to be there for my children. And they're like, yeah, but you still work and you plague the road your distance. Go take care of your kids and then die quietly. Go do that alone somewhere else.

You go quietly die. Yeah. How do we get to the age thing? Well, I mean, that's what the Azealia Banks thing was. Oh, yeah, right. She was talking about, yeah, it's not a big deal. It's only recently. It's only in the 90s.

that people had a problem with this. 14 years old. That's so crazy to me. Clue is a problem. Talking about like 40s and stuff and I'm like, that's, that 14 to 40s.

Like, where do you even find? This is what I'm thinking about when we're 14 years old. Remember, remember this, everybody listening, picture this from your head.

Did you know anyone around that age outside your family? Like, how did that even? I don't think I met a 40 year old that wasn't related to me until I was like 22.

Literally at all. Literally. Like none. To work, I guess. To find a... No, not even at that time when I was working. No one was that age and I was working. I was working at Sears.

I was working with some 70-year-olds. Sure. I worked at like... But I'm thinking like, okay, so you're 14, you're not even... You can't even have a job legally yet. Where do you find you can? In New York, you can.

You get the blue ones, right? The blue ones are the first ones, right? I don't remember. I got my workers permanent at like 15 or something. I think for, I mean, Cali is 16. Unless they changed this. Maybe I was 16. Maybe I care.

It's earlier than 17. There was pink green and blue working papers. I remember that. I think I had the blue ones. I don't remember. I don't know the difference. But I don't think that was, it indicates your age at the time. Okay.

Yeah. But I remember I was, I don't, I got my first job when I was like 16. 16. So no. I didn't know any four years. I wouldn't relate to me by blood. Maybe unless you were a friend's parent. You worked in places though that wouldn't like, there are like, look, there's like department store jobs.

Like, there are people who are working. Yeah. Yeah. Wendy's your die. Sears, I was working with a lot of people who were just kind of there doing retirement, basically. It's just like, I need something to do. I kind of think I'm starting to paint a picture of what I don't know her life, but there is, there is in a lot of communities, especially in a lot of party cultures.

And unfortunately, this happens a lot in hip-hop community because, you know, people party a lot. They bring their young relatives around with them because they're supposed to be sitting them. They're supposed to be babysitting them. Yeah. And they just bring them to parties. So actually, I'm just starting to think about a lot So many cases of you hear of these young people That shouldn't be at these fucking parties

I imagine that's probably what happened. She's probably around these type of environments Where there's much older people And then it was just like, oh, hey, let me get at her Yeah And they're like just some type of Because I'm trying to think of like how the fuck You don't just run into dudes that old

Like when you're that unless you got snatched up off the fucking street or something You know what I mean? And I don't want kids, man. So fucking normalized. This shit keeps me from having children. I think we're so... Best birth control ever, bro. I think we're so...

I think technology is so good now. You can kind of rest easy a little bit. Because you can have them tagged with the stupid iPhones and all this shit. Yeah, yeah. I agree. I agree. Obviously, duh. You can tag them.

But like, there's so much, there's so much outside of your purview of controlling. Like, just kind of like dictating what they absorb. Because, like, there's always been that, right? But now to an insane degree, you just don't know. You know, you just don't know what your kid's exerting. I don't know if that's necessarily true. I think that's so I feel like that's always been true. I think it's wild, but the streams are way more now.

There's way more streams. Yeah. I think I understand what you're saying. I just think like the degree to which a child has been in danger has not changed, I don't think. I think it has. I think that's crazy. I think we're much more well equipped, though, to deal with all that shit. We are well equipped.

That's true. But it's a gigantic monster. My mom didn't know shit about shit, you know. You didn't have to catch a predator in the 70s. You just had. had like people who were like, yeah, I'm a predator. Nice to meet you. Yeah, but like that's different from like us. We were raised in like the 2000s, you know?

Right. That's a different, it's a different animal, you know? I'm literally just saying I think there's a degree of like people are paranoid. And that's not necessarily a bad thing, I guess, because you're just being cautious. But like I also think it's the same thing about like, um, uh, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna, and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to,

mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Like an adult man interacting with a child now.

You know what I mean? I remember a time at the very least, like maybe I wasn't growing up in that time, but I remember a time at the very least where a time was depicted in media, relatively recent media, where that wasn't crazy. Like, it wasn't crazy for like, Oh,

you're absolutely right. You know? And so now it's like, oh, well, now I'm not even, I'm crossing the street. Brother,

the ultimate thing in the 90s, nobody cared until fairly recently, uh, the movie Blank Check. Oh, yeah. That's the one where the kid, the kid kisses the fucking chick.

Yeah. Like the old ass woman, you know, that's probably in her 30s or whatever. Yeah, and like, eight, Like, yeah, like 10 or something.

And it's like, yo. I can't believe. But it was so, everything was so relaxing that way that people just thought it was harmless. Oh, you know, because they don't see, they didn't see women as predatory and all that shit. So blah, blah, blah. So harmless. It's so insane because I know I was places where I should have been on internet and interacting with people. And I wasn't even bad.

I wasn't even like in the bad parts. Now it's, there's, there's people, people have always been insidious. but the problem is that we haven't had to, people have had the chance to, like, do it with, like, full autonomy of being fucked up, you know? They'd have to put themselves really out there to do fuck shit. I think if you just, like, I think if you just talk to your kid.

Oh, because it was the same that my mom, my mom pressed me a couple times just to make sure I wasn't going to go down some weird path. Yeah, my parents were the same. Yeah. And then as, as soon as I, like, reasoned with her that I'm like, nah, I'm good.

I understand all this, especially I was into a lot of gangster rap in seventh grade. You know, I was getting into a lot of, like, some of the, you know, saying some weird shit and talking about like glorifying violence whatever like you know and I'm well aware it's performative yeah I'm like glorifying I'm like rape rape yeah a little bit of that and I'm like I'm well I was like mom if these people were doing all this shit they would be in prison I know like because some of them were talking like they were just doing this shit not like oh I was doing this like I am and will continue yeah like crazy stuff I'm like this is so incriminating

this is insane, but it's like, this is art. Like, it's like slip knot. I want to slit your throat and fuck the wound. I'm like, no, this is art. It's like death metal. It's like death metal. They don't know who I am. All they know is I...

Hip hop is so violent though. Someone's rapping that is like... Oh, they said the same shit about metal. I'm aware. Death metal was the reason why the parental advisory happened. Well, hip hop was also the main like, let's go. But like, without death metal,

that was the final charge. Because like, they started reading like, Cannable corpse lyrics and it's like, dude, strip rape strangled. Like, I come blood. And they're like, all right, hammered smash face. What's this cannibal corpse? What do they sing about? What are they sing about?

The lyrics are so funny. Like, to me, it's like, I feel, it's like, it's a perfect example. Checking on your kid that's into cannibal corpse, right? You want to talk to them and be like, hey, what does this mean to you? And if the kid's like, so glorious. You know, you'd be like, oh, fuck. You'd be like, fuck. The room gets a tint to red while he's talking about it.

Like that. Like, I'd be like, oh shit, I got to, like, deprogram him somehow. But, like, you got to get rid of them. Most people listening to them are like, yeah, these people aren't doing that. They're fucking, I think that's true. It's horror film in music, I guess. Right. There's truth to that.

Like, I don't know. I wasn't, I wasn't, my grandmother didn't give me, like, the whole moral talk. Because I wasn't really, like, I didn't really display signs of someone that was losing their mind. I was. But I didn't display signs of it. It wasn't obvious to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, I really enjoy fire, like, as a concept.

Hi, grandma. That's crazy. Like, I'm contained, but my shadow looks weird. It's not like that. And it's just like, you know, do you see that? Oh, nothing, nothing, grandmother. Continue, continue, continue with your prayers. Your shadow.

Your shadow is vibrating and moving independent. That would actually stress. That would, that actually is what. That's terrifying. the most mundane things that could possibly scare me. There's nothing mundane about that. There's not only of your shadow freaking a fuck out of your standing. A shadow is mundane in

comparison to like a demon flying out of the sky. You know what I mean? That's what I mean by mundane. I think a demon fly out of the sky is still less crazy. A creature falling from the sky than some... Contrary and motherfucker. I think someone's shadow doing a fucking Harlem shake is so

insane. It's an insane thing. Something that I can't really decide. Like, You think a shadow doing a jig would scare you more than a demon flying at you? No, he, because one is more whimsical. The other one is just like, oh, this is something's really up. This is a fucking contrarian.

There's no way. It's no way. It's like, because you know what would have to do that? Freaking the shit. I'm like, what is that alien? Pissed my pants. I'd be like that fucking guy on TikTok. I'm peeing myself.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got to look that up. So Zaliyama banks doesn't care about the youth fucking the elderly. Completely okay with it. She's like, oh, it was only a problem until recently. And I'm like, so anyone's saying that means they don't like that.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, it's only a problem until now. And I'm like, what do you? It's clearly either you've done or it's happened to you. It's only slavery has been an institution in humanity for a long fucking time. And it's only recently that we decided that it's not a good thing. And it's like, what are you saying? Why are you saying?

Why are you against it? No one who thinks slavery is a bad idea would lead a sentence like that. You know what I'm saying? Right. Exactly. I found a guy. I found a YouTuber called Elephant in the room that seemed kind of cool at first. He seemed very objective.

It sounds familiar. He's like an older dude. He's like, I like to talk about objective things. And I found his, I can't remember the first video I found. Oh, it was about Michael Jackson. And it was actually, it was very balanced because they're like, oh, is he? Is he not a Pito? That sounds so familiar.

Hold on. And, yeah, look it up. I think I've seen it. I watched two of his videos and they're kind of cool. But then I got to the COVID one. And I was like, I immediately saw signs.

And then another related video, it's like, why the transgender movement failed? And then Dylan Mulvaney, the bud like hand. And I was like, fuck. I was like,

this guy started off neutral, started getting these right wing freaks and realized he was getting so much more views. And then, Three weeks ago, why is Nigeria so good at scamming? And so I was just looking at the thumbnail. Why Nigeria? Why Nigerian?

Then this guy, hey, I'm scatming. I have an Apple laptop. Are they, are they, are they good at scamming? I feel like they've really fallen off. It's not that they're good. They were just notorious for where scammings were coming out of. But I think India has taken the crown. Nigeria was dedicated.

They had the Nigerian print, the prince scan. The 90s print. Which, to be fair, Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that. Pick areas you can scale.

Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than. 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive,

so we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers,

it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know, that's not normal for your child.

Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. In order, I don't know, I guess that kind of flies in the face of the argument because like in order to have it. something so synonymous and so ubiquitously understood, associated with scamming in Nigeria, you'd have to assume that, yeah, they were probably top of the top tier

for a while. 100%. It's kind of like how Tony Hawk is like the only skater that most people know. Yeah. We're like, the Nigerian prince scam is the only scam that most people are like familiar with. That they know like by name. It's like, oh yeah, that's the Nigerian prince. So they have like, they kind of

have the crown like, they have the legacy crown. Yes, they do. You're absolutely right. That's so crazy. It's like, Nigeria doesn't have a prince. There's no kingdom. It doesn't matter. Imagine like being one person that like paid attention in school. You think anyone in America knew that? I think like the one person that paid attention to school

and being like, they don't have printers there. Like what the fuck you're talking about? It's like there's no, they don't know anything. There's no prince and there's just lions running around. What's the capital of Nigeria? I can't even tell you that. I can't even tell you that. I would love to lose all of my money investing in weird Nigerian businesses. You have heard of limousines. But what about stretch sandals?

You and all you up to four of your friends can wear the same pair of sandals. And you go, you all walk around together. That way, because it is one pair of sandals, when you get to the sandal store, three of your friends can buy normal sandals and wear the normal sandals home. And you maintain the limousine size sanders. Oh, I got a, one of my comments reported. On her So with her thing

Where she was shitting on She was talking about How glorious Zionism was Cool And saying Palestinian This is like a white A white liberal fad And all this stuff

She was saying I mean To a certain extent She's right about Yeah of course That you know But that's There are definitely people

Performing about it 100% So So Who cares about Who one cares about over there They never have That just been

Yes That's been going on Since what The 70s Once the Palestinians Are all wiped out They'll They'll forget about it, unfortunately.

But just if you can care about Afghanistan, I don't care about Iraq, like, anyway, I just left a comment saying that I'm like, that's why all I said was that's why they're standing with a genocidal regime. And then some fucking white liberal dumb bitch fucking responds to me and says like, wow, they're standing with Islam al-Fascist. And I was just like, that's not even. So I responded to her.

And the only reason I'm bringing this up is because she reported my comment. All I said was, no, I'm standing with people. not starving to death and being slaughtered, you heartless monster. That's all I said. That's not even like a slur or nothing. It's not even that bad. She fucking reported me and it worked. I got a, um, a 24 hour ban on some, some of my privileges were taken away on

Instagram. And I was like, I was this close to, I was about to, uh, DM her. Because, uh, she didn't block me. I was about to DM her and say a bunch of crazy shit. And I was like, wait, she's going to report me again. I was like, but I was like this close. That's so stupid. You stupid dumb pussy bitch.

And she'll, it's just feminist inner title and stuff. And I'm like, oh, see, the only reason you have a problem is because of like, probably Islamic oppression. You know, like,

how women are treated under Islam. So she's just like, fuck these brown people. Sure. Because of this. And I'm like, but where's your humanity? I don't care.

Yeah. It doesn't matter about Judaism or Islam. These people are being slaughtered. It doesn't matter who it is. Yeah. To me it's like, what, what about,

I don't know, man I look at that and it's it kind of strikes me as what about a culture having deep flaws and deep problems makes it okay to exterminate some people within it

like it's yeah Hamas is terrible but like that doesn't mean you could just go in and just like bomb a hospital

right like that's so insane the US government's terrible it doesn't mean you could just go and bomb a fucking AIDS clinic what are we talking about And that's right there is the biggest problem, right? You bringing that up, it's like out of whoever is the worst regime, like, you know?

Yeah. Let's, how about we, let's just start at that. Let's get the person who's committing the most violence and slaughter to stop. Let's not even think about it in an ideological way. Yeah. And they just, oh, okay. Like in China, if they're disappearing people in China, does it make sense to, like, bomb a farm where there's like just a family just chilling? I'm like, what are we talking about?

It's such an insane. It's like, yeah, Japan was fucking walling out in the Pacific theater. But like, we bombed them with a nuclear weapon. Yes, Japan did some crazy. That is not how that works. Bro, have you seen this shit they were doing? They were island hopping? That's great.

No, dude. In China specific. Oh my God, freaking, when they landed on that, they landed there. Dude, some of the captains were having competitions on how many people they could kill with swords. Like, so they had their prisoners. They had the bodies up. And I remember, at one point, at one point, they lost count.

Because the first two hundred, they lost count. And they had to start over. That's so crazy. And then there was a clear winner the second time. So that means hundreds of people got slaughtered by just swords in an outing. Like, yeah, that's just a small example of the, you know, but that being said, you don't drop giant bombs on a bunch of. people who didn't do that shit.

And listen. They didn't do it. They weren't doing that. And at the very least, don't drop another one. You know what I mean? Especially with all the calls of like, apparently like they were like,

we stopped before like we don't want to do anymore. And then people in Hawaii were like, we didn't hear nothing. Send another. Yeah. Like I understand, I understand the importance of demonstrating the strength of a nuclear bomb.

Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

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even the president was like I didn't want to do that I didn't know it was going to be that that's not funny it's over right the emperor uh no Truman Truman the emperor Akiratoriyama All right let's move on let's move on let's move on whatever

he's trying to put it It's not working It's not working the bob still coming The bob still coming The boehs don't know What do you What is the way of me and me and get back the fucking Bob.

He tried with his mind. He goes to. He goes to. He goes to. He goes too. But it's too late. I like the idea of him standing and catching it

and there is a little bit of give. The little bit of give is the funniest. Yeah, that's great. A little bit of give is great. It's hope. It ignites something. And then it fails. That's why when they did that on Rick and Morty

with the car, man versus car, it was like, Chef's kiss that there was that little gift before it ran it over. It's a great. We talk about that joke a lot, but it's like, it really is a great, like, I think, I think that's probably one of the, one of the best jokes that they've written because it is so stupid. But they're, the band versus car, and it's even for like a second. No, no, there's a give.

That means he's winning a little. There's a moment of victory. There's like a smash of victory and then like, and then reality sets in. Oh, it's a car. Like you get every day. I love that. That's so great. I love it.

of it when it's like in the Honda court me me like the little two tuts it's down early Rick and Morty's great like it's great yeah those first two seasons I still I still argue are like some of the best animated have you checked on any of the new stuff no it's getting too I haven't able to watch the issue with Rick and Morty at a certain point was that like it

it got too plot heavy it's too linear and it's yeah it's I don't know if that's this or it's it's not for me I would say that like I think it's there's too many I saw like a clip of a recent episode where like there's characters and it's like oh this character's from this timeline and it's

they're actually this they've replaced this character now and like yeah and I'm like I don't know I'm confused it's getting like kingdom hearts territory where like I don't know what the fuck is going on and so like I'm kind of I'm good but those first two seasons genuinely like good shit yeah like comedy from a comedy writing perspective it's so good some of them some of the episodes are fucking fantastic like that lawnmore man episode like the dogs dude that shit is

That is a fucking great episode. That was what the dogs gets sent in. I love that that was a backdoor pilot too, you know that? Yeah, oh, I didn't know. Yeah, it ends because the episode ends with them. It's like, man, where are they off to? It's like, I don't know, man. I don't know, Morty, probably off to start a new world and do all sorts of adventures.

It would probably make a great 11 minute. Oh, I didn't notice that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I might watch the old ones again. Yeah.

I caught, I forgot what the plot was, but I caught the first episode of the new season. And unfortunately, it was forgettable. You know, like it was, I remember it not being bad, but it was, it's fine. It's, it's, fine, forgettable. Like, that's how basically I've treated the South Park for a long time too. Yeah. None of it, none of it's been particularly bad. Oh, you know who thought it was really bad?

Um, uh, Tim Poole. Oh, no way. And you know what he said? He was like, oh, it was great when they were fucking making fun of wokenness. And I'm like, shut the fucking kill yourself. I really can't stand that guy, man. You see him get, you see him take his, you took his being off on that fucking, for that child. Oh, that kid's name?

The, I don't know. The game awards guy who went on stage The shoutout to Bill Clinton or whatever he said Shout to Bill Clinton He took a hat off Yeah he took his hat off for $200 Which is Which by the way

Extreme low ball Extreme low ball for somebody Who's being paid by the Russians Or like was Or was That money's drying up That's why he's doing it That's what he's drying up

I saw that somebody said that It was too lazy to try I watched a piece of his thing And he was like Oh yeah it's Russian money Dried up And It's so funny that

By the way that they pretend like South Park never like wasn't there like a whole bit on South Park where Bill Clinton was a sex pest and stuff like that? Dude, the whole thing about them is they've lampooned everything. Yeah. It's not like there's ever been like, oh, this is off limb. They just did it, whatever.

The only time they really make fun of Biden because they weren't really airing at that time. And they didn't really go, they didn't go in on Obama as much as much as they could have. I agree with that. They didn't really have much to go off. That's the problem. That's the thing.

Those two didn't really do so fun. Because usually it's like... The drone stuff would have been good. The drone stuff. It would have been, but unfortunately that was... People started talking about that like retroactively. Like not really during. Yeah, like nobody at the time...

That wasn't like a conversation that was happening at that time. As far as I remember. Not much. At least not in like a mainstream capacity to the point where like your average person knows this. Dude, the more Lupe fiasco you didn't know about it. That was the most mainstream thing like Gossip was getting bomb Obama didn't say shit. He did that at a front. fucking award I think one of the

what's all one of his like breeding something some sort of like congressional viewing where they had a little bit Fiasso there because he's from Chicago yeah but I think if I'm thinking that's where Obama was Obama was he grew up in uh well he was in Hawaii and then and then the thing

the stomach ground was in Illinois yeah and he did it there and then he fucking did it like four times on stage and they pulled them off stage I remember that I remember that four times and it's like yeah so that was like that brought it out into the mainstream because unfortunately the vast majority of people didn't even know what the fuck the Gaza Strip was.

So him, Lupe doing that on one of the most commercially gay songs was like brilliant. Because like if you go listen to that song again. The words I never said or whatever the fuck with the Skyler Gray, it's so gay. Like the chorus, it's, like it's,

for a while, that's what hip hop was for a second. It was somebody singing too emotionally. It was like a Eminem doing it with Rihanna. I fucking hated that era. People said that album was great and I'm like, if you think that album was great, you should fucking kill yourself. Guess it's why they call it window pain.

Something fire. Love the way you laugh. I hated that shit, dude. I wanted to die. It was so lazy. I wanted to take my life, but I was too scared. It was lazy prepackaging. People made these beats.

They would hire an artist to sing a hook and then these rappers would make a song based off whatever these packages were. It drove me nuts, man. It was really bad era of hip hop. Kendrick Lamar coming back literally saved hip hop I think genuinely actually I actually agree with that I usually would people say shit like that I'm like

I genuinely he saved hip hop from a long I agree with that actually I think afterwards like the SoundCloud era was really healthy for hip hop where it was like a lot of like people just make their early SoundCloud era Yeah they were just like 2010 to like DJ 15 But they were just music

DJ spit People were just People were just rapping like that's what like the era of like odd Future when they were started taking off Like Vince and all them Joey like Mac They were just genuinely rapping about stuff and then

obviously we went into like they went into like the fucking colored hair such a black guy yeah I'm just crazy I love dude I've been I've been itching to get back into hip hop and mainly you know what it is it's with clips with with uh with Kenrick I find listen it's so fucking good it's a very it's a very really good but apparently it sold like 54,000 copies only we're just like

when you look at the buzz online and I was even looking at the music videos and I was just like for the new clips album Let God sort them out And I was just like Damn However I kind of expected that Of course

Yeah I guess can't read No people don't know What they're talking about They're like They're not It's very deep It's not as commercial

Especially when the single That they released To Kendrick Kendrick's not in the music video Yeah And I was like damn That really could help them out But

You uh You should You should try to listen To a little eunich Little Unich Like a Little Unic Yeah

Like a Unic Like a Unic Like a Unic I don't know It's his name A little Unic His song is called It's Missing. There you go.

That's great. All right. Let's get the fuck off this topic. We're an hour in. All right. I guess so, yeah. The City Sweeney did a jeans ad. It's a...

There's a couple different versions of it. Are there different versions of it? What do you mean? So, you know, now the commercial will shoot like different versions and see what some kind of sticks. They'll roll one out on different platforms. Oh, yeah. So there's the version that comes.

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Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will. mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point

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a podcast from CBS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio Listen now wherever you get your podcasts My jeans are blue Yeah Or something about my dumb blue eyes and my jeans And she said like Heil Hitler or something I don't remember What was it?

What does she do? I don't know Is her posing with jeans? Did you actually watch the commercial? Yeah, I did And it's a commercial It's a commercial I've seen Probably a thousand times

I can't even tell you how many times I've seen Oh, genes, genetics, in jeans. I mean, there's like a pun in like a jeans commercial.

It's over like five times I feel like I haven't seen it much but I do not think it is as big deals as everybody says it is. I personally haven't seen anything like that but I just I just think it's an unfortunate

a fortunate synonyms pairing. Not what a few names. Homophones. Because like, sure. You know,

it's an unfortunate to me it's one of those things I feel like it's just it's this is me it's the same as the coolest monkey in the jungle. It was just an unfortunate kind of thing

where people were like, yo, what the fuck? And we're like, we weren't that, no one was thinking about that when that was created. Look, look, I agree. I don't think American Eagle, unless, unless I'm wrong. What if the creative American Eagle is a fucking white supremacist and he's like, I'm going to start dogwisly. That wouldn't surprise. First of all, that would not surprise me in the slightest. I'd be like, oh, okay, cool.

It wouldn't surprise me, but I doubt it. You know what I'm saying? But what if it came out that was true, I'd be like, oh, well, yeah. I mean, cool, fine. If that happens, then fine. You're like, oh, well, okay. But to me, I look at it as like, this is exactly, because I saw that. I was like, did the new American apparel ad have to have so much Nazi dog whistling?

And I watched it. I was like, guys. The thing is that, like, I don't like, we have Congress people running for Congress who are taking pictures in front of like Auschwitz saying my zero percent unemployment plan. I did see that. You don't have to go to a Sydney, Sweeney jeans ad to stretch it into this fucking thing. You don't got to do it. Yeah. No one's going to take it seriously.

It's the reason why you lose fucking election. is because you focus on this dumb shit like a jeans ad when real shit is happening. It's so dumb. I don't care. It's so fucking silly. Pick your battles is my advice. Please,

for the love of God. Don't make me point you guys out again. Please. Please. I'm tired. It's definitely, look, I would have never let myself be attached to an ad like that.

I'd be like, ah, this looks. I don't think, I don't think I'd do this. Only now. And I mean this, and I mean this only now,

have I been even remotely hypersensitive to dumb shit like that where you'd be thinking, ah, not right now. Like just like, not right now. I don't know. Like, even though like who gives this shit, but I would also be like,

I don't want to give anyone any sort of ammo that might. Like, even though I completely agree with you where you're at, you're like, bro, like guys, chill out. They focus on other real shit.

I would just try to be like, it was like I just watched a video on Papa John shot. or Schneider or Schnautter, whatever. He's still bad. She still alive? Well, no, I don't think so. But like, just the whole, I was moving for him. This is the whole idea of what happened with him.

It's one of those things where it's like the PR team was working with him. And they were essentially going in circles with this guy for so long. You'd be like, hey, man, I need you to understand your position sucks and why you shouldn't talk like this and then find a different way. And he's like, I don't think there's anything big deal. And it's like, they're just trying to. I know it's not tech it's not a big deal but it's like they were so frustrated it's not a big deal so they dimed them out because they were so frustrated about they were so mad that they leaked the transcript of him saying the N-word that is so crazy he sucked that badly I don't care I don't care to help him and he's

like fuck this guy didn't the pandemic happen like moments later yeah it was like directly Because he said something, I think Papa John said something like vaguely ominous, right? Like there's a, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll rue the day. He said the day of reckoning will come. Yeah, yeah, and then the pandemic happens. Yeah. And they're crazy. I think one of the, I think the CEO of Domino's died soon after.

Yeah. Yeah, he died and then, um, that's fucking. I've had Papa John's twice in my life ever. Yeah. That's crazy. Really? It doesn't seem possible. It's, uh, I used to have Domino's.

Not even at like, uh, other people's parties and stuff. I cannot name many people. that I know, like, I've only had it at parties and only maybe twice. It's definitely not. Did you go to Jalen's thing? A few of them, yeah. Do you have Domino's there? I had Domino's not Papa Johns.

Oh, right, right. I see what you're saying. Yeah, but I get the mix up. Papa John's is, it was, it came out of nowhere for me. Because growing up, we were a Domino's family, especially when they changed the repisopee and made their crust not taste like shit. Yeah, they actually are. They added the garlic crust.

and they change their sauce and their garlic their crust because I used to hate their crust I would never eat it back in the day but it's a solid party pizza now it's great

Also we're from the East Coast and are from New York Sure You weren't eating Everything other than like pizza taste Yeah it's like we had dominoes sometimes I never had Like when we

There was a specific the And honestly to this day I still like it The thin crust dominoes Where it's like a cracker Or it's like a chip Yeah Yeah

It's like that's really good because it's like it's not really it's like pizza nachos kind of to me where I'm just like this is this fucking slaps it's kind of great and it's good at a party

too because usually don't want to eat heavy at a party exactly it's a perfect it's a perfect party so sometimes we go there but if we wanted but if we wanted pizza pizza we would go to a pizza place

right but Domino's I respect today that's fine it's my favorite it's not like little Caesars where I'm like look I'll

if Little Caesar is at a party I'll have one but like I will not. But dude, I don't think adult should eat Little Caesars. I'll be honest. I agree fundamentally. If I'm hungry, I'm at a party.

If it's the only thing there, I'll eat a slice. I'll just go get some. I'll just go get in and out or something like that. That's so rude. That's so, yeah, that's crazy. No, I don't eat anything. I'll be disrespectful. I'll be like, oh, I'm just not really feeling there right now.

I do that all the time. I'm like, oh, that's fine. I'm not really feeling right now. Then I go to dinner now. The crazy bread is the only thing you can eat from there. To me, that's a great appetizer. What even is the crazy bread? It's just, it's like the olive garden breadsticks essentially.

Oh, it's essentially that. Oh, right, right, right, right. Okay, I remember that. But sometimes they had a little seasons out here once. Brother. I think, I think, I think we had it at the apartment. Yeah, we did. Oh.

And we were just like, what the- And it hurt. I remember hurting afterwards. There's no reason to go. I was like, why do I feel not good? It felt like I was eating the box that the pizza is supposed to come in. You know when you're in your 20s and like eating food doesn't hurt you and it's not supposed to do it?

Yeah. I ate and I was like, I feel bad from eating food. food. Dude, I can't eat this again. That was the only pizza that would give me instant, like, acid reflux. I'd be like, like, just like, it's, I'm throwing it up magma. Dude, the sauce was insane. The dough doesn't make sense.

Dude, the dough is worse than those. You ever have those tombstone pizza luncheables? Did you ever have those? Of course. I have these little, I'm sure I have. I don't remember that were pretty much like wet crackers. Yes. Somehow those were better. Oh, yeah. Like, dude, little Caesar's crust, I can't, I don't get it.

I'm like, how are you guys in business? It's the worst. It's $5. It is $5. It is $5. But Jesus Christ. But now there's deals. Like you go to Domino's, I think you get two medium, two topping pizzas for like $14 or something. You think people got $14, Derek. Well, people are buying, they're usually buying two pizzas. So that means they're $10. Let's $4 more. If you're going to Low Seasers, you clearly don't have the money for other people. But look, I usually see

sewer rats going in there Getting like five fucking stacks That's fucking 25 bucks They don't have enough to get it from somewhere else They just don't You're going there because they can't afford it But see here's the thing This is what they do

If they just bought two large pies from somewhere else That it's going to be all consumed They'll buy five stacks of the Little Caesars And then like There's three boxes left over And they're cold hard and frozen In five minutes There's a bunch of people in a fucking hospital

It's freezing five minutes This pipe and hot pizza Let's get to the house It's ice already I really feel like McDonald's fries are like that man They are I feel like they get cold so Fucking quickly

I fucking made a mistake Because I was up late Working I love that beginning to a sentence I was up late working And I'm like You can't do it There was I just all I wanted was

fries They had a McFurray deal I was like fuck I'm gonna get a McFurray You could buy one get one free and fries Hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines.

Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum?

By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. And it showed up and the fries were hugging the McFlurry.

Oh. And I was like, the fries were useless. They were so cold. That's the worst experience with to-go stuff sometimes. I remember because I used to order. I mean, I still do sometimes. I just heat it up. But like I used to order from Chipotle whenever I would get a handkering for Chipotle,

I would get like a burrito. And then I would get like those organic lemonade that they have. And they would put them in the, like, right next to each other. And so when I got the burrito, it was like one side was ice cold because it was touching the fuck is. It's so upsetting. It is really, it's depressing. Could you please just, you know, I know you're on autopilot, but. Just think for a second.

Like, you're on autopilot, but just don't put the hot on the cold. That's all I ask. You can do whatever else do it. You can put the ketchup packages in my fries, even though I disgust me. Because the, the packages have been sitting out in the air and people have been putting their greasy hands in it, then they'll put ketchup, and then it goes into your fries. I don't eat fries unless they're covered in ketchup packets that have been picked up off of dirty tables. Interesting.

So you have a really strong immune system. No, he doesn't. No. In fact, he doesn't. It was strong when he was seven. And then by nine, it was in a really bad spot. HIV on the fucking ketchup package that started to bring it down your system. I can't get HIV anymore.

I have just so much HIV. Raw HIV. HIV. I can't get anymore. I eat people with HIV and I can't get HIV anymore. Anyway. I guess the only other thing to talk about, I guess, is this New York thing. The shit's going down in New York.

There's battles going on. Guy printed out of, I don't know, there's some guy with a destiny-looking gun who shot a cop and like five other people and then he got shot whatever. There's a guy that you're telling me about bombs. I haven't found any of that. Some guy with bombs trying to blow up fucking Soho. It's like, well. Soho's, I, yeah. Yeah, you don't feel bad.

Look, that place sucks. Soho's not fun. It's also, like, very small. So it's like, eh. You know, it's crazy? I was, I was around, we were around before it became what it is now. Yeah. Wild different place when I was growing up.

Soho? Yeah. What does Soho even mean? It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean anything. It's not like a like, like, weho, like West Hollywood. No, it's not like South Hollywood or something. Or they go like Soho.

Yeah. I don't think of it. I forgot what the real name of it, but it's like, it's like technically the apartment had near the Hudson. Like technically near an area of the Hudson. Uh-huh. It was the hood. It's because it's so hopeless. It was the hood.

It was like very hood. the ghetto part of Manhattan and then like like 2000 fucking four it just radically changed it's like way too many people to have money live there

and they just ruined it and people got this place and it's unfortunate now Do you remember there being like a viral incident where like a girl accused I think a black kid or something of stealing her phone

but she just ended up leaving it in like a taxi there was like a huge viral thing like in the lobby of a hotel Was that in Soha? It was yeah Oh I don't know Oh my God

A long while of a lot I remember that. It was like years ago. 2017, yeah. It was a little sooner. Soho is weird because it's like, Soho is surprisingly like, like I remember looking up thinking it was bigger than it was.

And it's really not that. I guess all the districts in Manhattan is very small. Manhattan is very small place technically. Like you could walk from one district to another and not really notice. You could walk through Manhattan. If you start from the Bronx side all the way down, you go off in like a few hours. No.

You start from the Bronx. The Bronx. Yeah. You start by, what's about what? By Harlem? That's a whole day, dude. You could get there and like maybe.

Like, walked from the Seinfeld restaurant, which is 114th Street, to, um, I went from, I, I walked from there to, to, uh, first, basically, or the, the, the walkway over the, what is it, the lower, lower Manhattan. And that took like, all day. I got, I got from, I got from, I got from 149 to union in like, maybe like four hours. One four nine to union. Like the bridge from the Bronx going across. I don't believe you. 149. I don't believe you. I got there in like five hours. Walking? Yeah.

I don't believe you. That's fine, though. You walked for five hours? Well, yeah. Like, doing stuff. I walked for like nine. Like, I wasn't just like, I wasn't just like, trekking. I was like, that's crazy.

Well, me and Gabby walked like that, like, I don't know how long. I was about the same distance though, probably, but the same. Were you doing stuff? No. We were just walking. Well, we took a cab to the signfo restaurant to get milkshakes and stuff because they have like really good fucking milkshakes. The, you know, the Tom's restaurant. And we just were like.

We could take a taxi and spend money or we could just walk back. And so we just walked back. And it took like a fucking long time. It took a very long time. I definitely, and it's like eight miles or something, nine miles. Really?

Something like that. You had to have been doing stuff, though. We were walking. Were you like stopping and doing things? No. We did the thing. We ate. Because I definitely got from...

Eight, nine miles of walking? Yeah. Because I definitely got from... A lot of walking. That's a lot of walking. With respect, walking in Manhattan doesn't feel as bad because it's consistently

stimulate it's not like walking it's not like a hike where like walking for 20 minutes feels like a nightmare because you're just seeing the same plant and tree over and over again in the city it's like there's always something to be like oh what's that go it's it's like watching a TV it's like binge watching a show for nine hours

while you're exercising my legs hurt like serious I imagine I walked from this back from the distance actually I walk from where was it, I walk from Dutches all the way to that flower shop online by where we lived.

That's a long time. And that's a boring walk. And it's, because that's just a highway. What's the place called again? I don't know. You think I know what the name of a flower shop is? Plant Depot.

Is that what it's called? Plant Depot. Brother. I forgot where it is. But it's like, it was like, I walked so long. And we didn't word. I don't know.

And we, we went, I did it in the middle of the night too. And I remember by the time I got to the place, I sat down. And I was like, dude, I just want to smoke and go to sleep. I don't want to do this anymore. It was like me, one of my good friends and then like two girls so I couldn't stand.

And my home was like, let's get back. I was trying to get some pussy. And I'm like, I don't care. I don't like these people. I don't really even like you. I want to go home. You're just hanging out with people you don't like. I was just there.

I forgot we were there. I think something stupid shit happened. And we had to leave. I used to do it all the time. Now I make an effort not to. And I'm like, I just got to go home. So I guess it didn't take that long. In my mind, it felt like fucking forever.

I don't know what the walk to. Well, two hours and six minutes. See? Yeah, that makes sense. Okay. That makes, that's fine. And I walked from the top to middle Manhattan for like, maybe like four or five hours. It was a fucking long time.

It feels okay. I'm trying to get the distance. Because Manhattan's not that big of, not really technically that big in theory. And like application, if you're just walking straight through. But who the fuck is doing that? Who the fuck is not getting caught by a bunch of lights or people crossing? the street are getting pulled to the side. Right.

It's not that huge because I remember I walked from, I took the wrong train and I was at 149th Street in Manhattan when I was going back to where I lived in the Bronx on the wrong side. So I walked all the way up because I was like, at least I know my street exactly. That is such a crazy thing to do. I took the wrong side because you know, you know, like, you've been to Yankee Stadium in like the train proper area right, Yankee Stadium, right? When I was a fucking baby.

So there's the, so there's the four. When I was a fucking stupid little fucking baby. So there's the four and five train, right? I had no reason to live. Oh, wow. So there's a four or five train, right? I took the five train the wrong direction. So I ended up from going to the Manhattan side.

And I walked all the way down on St. 9th Street. And I was like, what borough are we going to? I asked somebody that. And they were like, when I was a baby? I went to Yankee Stadium. That's crazy. And they were like, what bar am I am?

And they were like, this is Manhattan. And I was like, because I remember I got off the train. I saw water. There's no water near the Bronx. That's life. I was really. I was really young. Dang.

And I walked all the way back And it was like maybe like two hours Two and a half hours That was that whole adventure was And my grandma was like Where the fuck were you? And I was like I was like I went to Manhattan and it came back

And she was like oh I guess I can trust him To do stuff like that to do it Come back I don't think I was allowed to drink water That's interesting I was so young That's interesting

When I went to Yankee's stadium That's cool Why are we know I was a baby Were you? Are you sure? No You should put your lips on every You should put your lips on every faucet

You come by it Isn't that crazy by the way that like babies aren't allowed to drink water well certain water yeah they can't drink like purified water I don't even think they can I think you're not supposed to give any water for the first like five months or something are you serious I know there's some weird

thing where like if you give a baby water could die I know there's baby water but I don't know what's the age you got you're right I just don't know I don't know you know I still think that's like for later though I think they're supposed to survive on like formula or like breast milk something I have no fucking idea but there's water in the formula so yeah that's something's crazy well I mean

In the same way that there's water in like, I don't know, coffee. Yeah. So I wonder what the... It is. It's 90% water. But like, the, I guess the thing that interests me is... They probably can't just drink random water. Probably so, like, if you're...

I'm assuming that water is so if you have formula, you put that baby water in there maybe. Or maybe that already... I don't fucking know. I genuinely don't know. People who have kids are probably like cringing right now. People who have kids ride in and tell us how you... I'm pretty sure. By giving it normal water.

I'm pretty sure. with all the fluoride and all the shit in it. You can give a baby water pretty immediately. I'm, I swear to you. No, there's something about that. You can't give them like tap water, I think, because it'll kill them. But you give them like spring water,

I think it'll be fine. All right, let's have a bet. When you have your kid, I dare you. I dare you to only feed it water for the first five months. You shouldn't only give it water. No, listen. No, that's what we're talking about. It's not the same thing.

Shut the fuck up. That's not what I'm arguing. Your argument is not different now. My argument is the same as it always. Same as it ever was. You can't feed a baby water or it'll die. I don't think that's true. Go ahead, test it on your first baby.

I'll get somebody else to do it. You just restart immediately. It's not a big deal. It should be hose water though. Hose water. That's crazy. Just just just, maybe spring water.

No, I swear to you. Hook up a hose to your baby and put it on full blast. That's crazy. A sireos. Monstrous. Imagine a little catching me doing that. What are you doing?

She steps on the hose of stopping. What are you doing? It's clean on my baby. In general, babies under six-month-old, oh, I was kind of close. Should not be given water. Their kidneys are not mature enough to process water efficiently.

So, see, this is the thing that I have because, like, breast milk. And also water can dilute a baby's natural sodium levels, which can lead to serious health problems. Like water intoxication, also known as hypo, whatever. Getting a drunk off water Or instant infant formula Or infant formula

Provides hydration and nutrition Healthy for babies So here's the thing that's weird to me So it's like so water by itself Is not good But like say if you add all the stuff with the formula But I would imagine it evens out at some point Yeah I'm wondering if like for example

If if one of the reasons why like Babies are stupider Like you know developing not well Is because people are using like shitty water. That definitely, that's kind of like a... Because you ever seen people that give their pets

filtered water, they live significantly longer? Have you seen that? Well, of course. That makes sense to me. It does, but most people don't do that. That's crazy to me. You'll see, also see like, you'll see like in their tear ducts and stuff.

You'll see it's all this like fucked up crusty shit on there. Yeah. I was told once by a veterinarian, I don't know. I guess just trust them because they're a veterinarian, right? They said like, oh, yeah, that's from a shitty fucking tap water. That's what they're saying. Yeah, because their tears fucking calcify and shit. And I was like, oh, that's interesting.

They are small creatures and they can't, that water, I don't think it's, this water is, is, is relevated, regulated to humans and not animals. That doesn't surprise me because I think, like, because my dog's kind of one of those dogs that you would expect to be like crusty-eyed or whatever, and just just not at all. Because the parents are, like, really obsessive about the water that they give her. Yeah. And then I go to my uncle's house or whatever And the dog's like

Yeah, it's really sad It's really sad seeing people like It's like he's like he's a lizard shedding It's fucking crazy Like what are you giving this? It's like we feed him Kool-Aid every day You give your dog Kool-Aid Dogs literally can't digest sugar correctly

Isn't it amazing? Like actually they can't It's hilarious What was the last time you guys had Hawaiian Punch? Not recently Wow Not recently Not just I've been in my late 20s

I don't know Not since my late 20s Yeah Hawaiian punch That's recently Exactly Not recently at all I have no idea

Do you remember the experience Well I used to drink it a lot When I was a kid It was I think I was like Oh I'm going to have I'm gonna have diabetes I had it recently with like I ordered something from some place

And they had like all other drinks they weren't speaking to me and they're like oh they have a wine I haven't had a wine punch in a long time yeah it's like all right fine I get to it and it's like warm when I get it oh great and so I like I put it in the fridge I'm like all right cool

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Yeah, but. The Hawaiian Punch is not cold. Oh, yeah. I don't remember that experience. I've never had a cold wine punch in my life. I feel like I remember I don't know if it's like maybe like Maybe my mind was remembering like

Oh the cup is cold So obviously the drink is cold Or the ice and it's cold And like I believed it Like I somehow like made it work in my head To not confuse myself But like has it always been that way It's famously so it's not cold

There is a That's crazy to be The guy of this city dirty It looks like The one that drinks all those wild beverages Ever got his name The one that's like Drinking 40 pounds of cum

And he puts in the freezer I don't know this guy He's a guy in his car But he did a thing where he put dry ice in Hawaiian punch and then drank. So the Hawaiian punch is still not cold. That's so stupid.

Well, it's so much sugar in it. Can you freeze it? Listen, it's, you can, absolutely. It has to be cold then. But it's, it's, once it reaches that temperature, yes.

It freezes. But like when you're trying to, because the problem is it's, it's sugar. Yeah. It's just like, if you, if you've ever, if anybody who has had southern,

uh, sweet tea. Oh my gosh. Or the sweet tea at McDonald's because it mimics southern sweet tea, meaning that you'll get diabetes if you drink one large drink. Yeah. It's that. So put ice in a large sweet tea.

It's not cold. It's not cold because there's just the dilution has, it doesn't know what to do. It's like, ah, I, I'm okay. But that it's just like. It's hard for me to imagine that a drink could have so much sugar in it that it can't be, can't get cold. because like I feel like some of my favorite drinks ever are like really sugary drinks and I've had them

Polar as a sugar as you think man Yeah probably not sugar is that Snapple's pretty sugary I remember And like I remember It's Snapple, snaples Although maybe not now Don't freeze, don't get cold Very easy either

Well, they used to Yeah The glass bottles got fucking Oh the bottle No no no I That thing's the bottle No I specifically Hawaii I specifically don't test my knowledge on Snapple

I promise The plastic ones don't get cold Maybe they added sugar to I think they did it did add sugar to it to offset the fuckiness of the plastic bottle. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that. But yeah, also the dilution that it's a problem with Hawaiian punches notoriously.

It feels like one of those drinks that impossibly has more corn syrup than water. Yeah, it's like thicker. Yeah. And Sunny D too. Sunny D never gets cold as well. Sunny D. It depends on the Florida.

Because there's a Florida in California. Oh, that's true. California is significantly diluted, and it's more of like an actual proper beverage. Florida's Sondi D is, it's borderline just, it almost, yeah. Syrup. It's fucking, don't drink it. I don't remember that. Don't drink it so long.

I used to be a connoisseur that when as a kid. I loved Sine Delight. I used to love it, too. Remember the grape one? I don't think I've had that. People think I'm lying about this. I know they had other flavors, but I just didn't fuck what they do. No, they know you're lying about it.

They don't think. No, there's a great, look up, look up grapes sunny D. It's not Sunny D then. It's Sunny G, isn't it? Sunny G. But it was a great flavored one. And there was a strawberry and other one that was like fucking assy. I feel like I had Sunny D recently, like in the last like year or two.

Because I was like, yeah, why not? I don't know. Oh shit. That reminds me. He's gonna, he's gonna, yeah. He's gonna pull out a fucking gun. He's gonna pull out a laser sword from DASX. Dude, I'm playing the original DASX.

The game. It's, it's unbelievably. good. Yeah. Like I'm kind of surprised. Didn't you, they do not know why that game

gets the first one? Well, I, yeah. The first, the first one? The very first, and I'm playing the PS2 port.

Huh. Of this PC game. And I'm like, bro, this is good. The first one, not the, the one that everybody.

Oh, the invisible war? Yeah. The invisible war is the Deas to DeasX2. No, um, the,

you're talking about the new one? No, no, because that's, the new one is the mankind divided. Mankind divided. Mankind divided

in Human Revolution. Human Revolution Human Revolution was the first new one Is the first new one Yeah And the original one is The DeiSX the conspiracy

And then Deas X 2 The Invisible War Okay The Invisible War people fucking hate So I'm not even gonna bother with it But Yeah I don't know Like I figured it would be good

But I figured I thought it would be good In a way that's like Oh this is good I respect it But I don't know if I like playing it You know what I mean It's like

People love that game For a reason It would be like Ultima Online or something where it's just like, I remember playing Ultima, and I was like, I understand, not for me. And I expect the day sex to be that way, but I'm like, bro. It's like some games are good and old because they're good. They still hold up as games.

I think, uh, I think my wife might have eaten the rest of the fruit roll-ups because I didn't. Oh, you got that big thing of fruit roll-ups? Yeah. So I got, I got a package. It came with gushers, uh, fruit roll-ups and fruit by the foot. Oh, cool. And I looked on the box and I'm like, where are the fruit roll-ups? It's just, there's no more in there.

So I think, uh, That's crazy. How did you get? So I think there was like four of each or something in the top. So get a fruit roll up, right? Put guards in it, roll it up. Then get a fruit butterfoot, seal it together, freeze it, and then throw it at somebody. Oh, I, that, all right, that did take a turn.

Credit to you. I could do that or I could just throw ice at somebody. It's a lot similar. Throw pots and pans at people. But yeah, no, I highly recommend that game to anybody curious. And the PS2 port's actually pretty good Like it's definitely like It's got like those

Loading screens all the time But like on a PS5 It's like it's so quick It barely it barely registers On PS2 I would imagine like holy shit It probably took like forever to fucking load Between these things and now it's so trivial It's like Skyrim

But people are like Skyrim 6 with the loading screens I'm like I don't know about the loading screen It's pretty quick for me Yeah the original it was kind of On PS3 especially it was bad But yeah it's so funny Because it's called The Game's called DeaX the Conspiracy

And you're like, all right, well, it's probably going to be like espionage. And immediately, the tone of the game is immediately like you're kind of like a secret agent guy. And it feels like the first thing that a character says to you was like, the Illuminati is putting chem trails in this guy. Like it feels, it feels insane. Yeah. But it's awesome. It's surprisingly good. Yeah, I don't know.

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Chill out. Oh, you see a fantastic for you yet? No, no, no, yet. I kind of don't, I kind of got all the, you know what's crazy? The steam on it is kind of gone for me. If it's a good movie on its own. If it doesn't attach to MCU, it would be awesome.

You'd be like, oh, this is a really good solo movie, but the fact that it does touch MCU is really unfortunate. I just heard that. Because now it under does stuff. I just heard the only thing I want to see is that Silver Surfer has a pussy. Yeah, it's a bitch. And you get to see the pussy. You don't.

And I was just like, oh, and then Galactus eats the pussy. That you hear them, you hear them fucking and it sounds outrageous. But, you know, other than that, that's not really good. How big is the Galactus is penis? As big as he needs it to be, probably. Yeah. What if it's like, because he likes fucking, like, regular humans. So he shrinks his penis, like, really.

So it's like he has a microscopic penis. But he's still as tall. Yeah, he's still as big. It's still a massive big to a human, but it's really small compared to Galactus. Just shrink yourself at that moment, you know? No, I like to be big. Yeah, so he's just fucking, he's just going at it, like waves or like fucking buildings beside him. But he's still like, you know.

What's really weird is that how do you- So I chose, you know, that's why he's the whore of Galactus. You know, there was the Herald, but then, you know, he was like, I need a, I need a whore. I don't need a whore and fuck. So that's what I heard. I'm sorry for the spoilers, but yeah, that's what I heard. Galakis is really hard to display his powers.

He's so strong. It's like, what the fuck even? What do you, what is this? Okay, so I got to address this. Queermo wrote and he says, Why the fuck isn't this post pinned? He's writing this under the July question thread. Oh.

Why isn't this, why the fuck isn't this post pinned? It's too late anyway, but do better next time. On the pin post. How dare you? Just let him be. Let it, let it, let it live. Fine, whatever. I'll let it breathe.

I don't know. I think it's a, I think it's, kill time. It's about the time I'm... It's crazy. Every day at this exact time. I feel the deep need to kill. Dude, that'd be cool.

That's a cool premise for like a new serial killer movie. Like, it's kill a clock. It's kill a clock. Some executive producer probably thought, yes. So listening is like, yes. No serial killer update drops. Fucking Netflix. Ooh.

Of course. It's kill a clock. Get fucking Adam Sandler. get Scorsese directed. Who else is associated with Netflix? Millie Bobby Brown. She's 11 in it still for some reason. Miller Bobby Brown, she's 11 in it still for some reason.

It's dumb. All right. Let's see. I am Iron Dome by Izzy Israel Rooden. This is an obvious one that's so good. Right? I am Iron Dome shooting rockets over my Jewish home. I can't

I am Iron Dome and he says Hello Twink, Otter and Bear Does everybody else get an animal And I'm a twink Anyway he says With all the news that happened Never got to talk about

Marvel Tokon As a fighting game fan I'm super hype As Marvel versus Capcom fans What do you all think Of what we saw And with the Marvel versus Capcom

And that Marvel's Capcom It's probably a dead series Since this is done By another studio I think we did talk about it Did we not talk about Marvel? We probably just mentioned it. Like we did like an honorable mention kind of thing

when it would have happened, but we didn't like talk, talk about it. I think, honestly, it's really what he just said, the latter of Marvel's Capcom, possibly a dead series.

And I, I'm not that excited about the Marvel thing. I'm like, cool, I'm going to play it. Yeah. But also, I need it to be Marvelous Capcom.

I need Wolverine and Captain Commando. I need Spider-Man. I need Magneto. And some other dumb captain. come people that I don't use that often. I don't fucking know about because I really only play the Marvel people. I mostly play the Marvel people in Captain Commando.

Because I'm mad it was best anti-air in the fucking series, but they made Dante a good anti-ear in three, so fine. I like being able to play. I just like being able to play as somebody like serve bot. Just the idea that you could that they let you do it. Dude, I love, he was so annoying because

of his hip boxes. When you wouldn't crowd with him, he would just sit down. I'm like, you son of a bitch, you just have to like, Crouch kick him and then try to air combo his ass I hate that little piece of shit He's cute as fuck though Yeah

I'm excited as fuck for it dude I like the other systems like adding I think the character's costumes look insane It is cool yeah The Japanese Iron Man looks sick I like the jacket cap in America I don't like Spider-Man's suit But I like the shape

If that makes sense I like the way that he's like drawn It looks like rival Spider-Man No He's like stylistically, like, there's something, he looks like, he almost looks like a Jordan Vasquez drawing.

It's, it's, like, really sharp and angular, it's cool. But yeah, I don't know. I'm interested in it. But I'll probably, that's one of those games. Like, I don't buy fighting games anymore because I just, like, I'll just play him at a friend's house. I'm gonna get it.

I like there's one health bar now. It's only one health bar now. It's not multiple health bars. So you guys kind of interchange with one, like, I like the multiple health parts. Oh, it's interesting. I thought it's going to be really cool to see. Why?

I mean, I like more. I like multiple health. I like the, the, Boutiai. That's really interesting. Yeah, I didn't even know that.

I'm, I don't know. I don't know. I grew up on Boudicai though, so like it was always like, you get like the blue down to the yellow, down to the green, down to the orange,

down to the red. And that was like, that was like something satisfying about that. It felt like you were in the game more. What are we talking about? Like you said, one health bar. There's one health bar shared much of this team.

Yeah. Oh, I misunderstood. Yeah, that's interesting. That's interesting because. That'll be, I mean,

It's just not representative of both people having their own lives. That's kind of weird. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that. Pick areas you can scale.

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That's what he even said. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm saying that's weird because they don't have their own lives. That's very strange. I think it looks interesting. I will see. It's an interesting concept. They're going to have the booth of it at Evo.

I found out about that two years ago. I would have went to Evo for that actually. That's... It makes for... It's like going to be Tekken level of time. Because like, Tekin's their damage. is so high that a round is like

fucking 12 seconds you know like it's so I've always that's always been such a fast-paced game because of that where you can do like a critical fuck it and then take like 40% of their life and I'm like

okay and then the match is over that fast and I imagine how fast the matches can be over if you're getting dog walked with one character and you switch out you're you don't have any recovery there's that's interesting hyperfighter every hyperfighter is like that nowadays unfortunately you're

You get hit once and you're just, you're just gang raped. And you're like, well, I don't know what to do. You get like, you get hit once and you get almost killed. Then you have one guess to make the right guess to blog. And if you don't, you're gone. And then it's like, well, I'm going to get, this is about to happen again. Yeah. Yeah.

But yeah, it looks cool. It's interesting. I think Starter looks insane. I think that's the most insane design for Saldodd ever. He looks like a fucking. I think I saw it. Common Rider character. It's fucking wild.

Anyway, breaking Benjamin that Nihau wrote in. Says, you guys talked about the burger. King video games on the last episode. I actually recently bought these games because I didn't have an Xbox as a kid when these games came out and considering how cheap these games were, they are not terrible. I mean, it did

come with a burger after all. Did it still come with a burger? Yeah, I don't think that. When he got you got some fucking A. You got ripped off. You got ripped off. You got the Burger King game without a burger. Yeah, you should go to Bird King right now and shoot it up. I mean, don't do that, but yes. Maybe send a letter somewhere.

Maybe tweet at them. Yeah, maybe an Ager game. angry worded letter. You can fire bomb them. Motov cocktail. Okay, well. You know, I think we should move on.

You should go to Burry King and ever than making their fries. Throw a big bottle up, throw a big bucket of water and no grease. In the grease. But do it dress as the king. You know what I mean? So you can get away with it

because it'd be like, this is my house. This is my place. I can do as I please. And they're like, thank you, sir. And then water is on fire. You stand right here.

You stand right here. Jumping water into the friar. When they're just like, make it cold. Yeah, yeah, that exactly. Stand right next to it. Stand right next to it. Stand right next to what I do that.

So fucking crazy. Anyway, yeah, no, those, I never played any of them, but like I remember seeing people talk about them as if they weren't terrible. And I wouldn't be surprised. Like, there was a lot of, there were a lot of what you would imagine

or what you would consider today to be shovelware back then that was actually kind of not bad at all. So like, The Burger King games are definitely interesting. I always wanted to play Sneak King, though, because I thought the name cracked me up and the idea of a stealth game

where you play as the Burger King is hysterical. And that's real, and that it's like a licensed product on Xbox that you can play. Yeah. Dumb. So stupid. They had developers make that.

Like, it's not even like a toy, right? Where they'd, like, build a mold really quick and they have like some child paint it. They pulled somebody away from an important project to make this fucking bullshit. They dedicated resources to it. They pulled. team away from Call of Duty to work to work on Sneak King.

That's good. Did you ever play those games? No, no. You know what? You know what games I did play? Which is honestly, I think even more obscure for some reason, and I don't even know what the context was, I think Doritos was having like a

game jam or something. That sounds familiar. In like 2009, 2010, 2008, something like that. And all of these weird Doritos branded arcade games came to the Xbox Live Arcade and they were really good like

they were surprisingly very good there was one called Harm's Way that was good but the one that everybody was everybody remembers is Doritos crash course which was like you ever see Wipe Out the show where you're just like running through like obstacles and shit it was just that but with like leaderboards and shit and it was weirdly fun

that sounds familiar to me That sounds really familiar. Like I played those games. Look up Doritos Crash Course right now. I'm going to tell you right now, it looks like it sucks. But it's pretty good. I remember because it was when Xbox had those avatars or whatever.

I remember. And you could use your avatar. The whole point was that it was like your avatar was the main character. So it was just like you. It was you running through the fucking obstacle courses or whatever. It was hilarious. People got really competitive about that game. And then they made a second one.

Like it was success. successful enough that they made a two. That's fucking insane. That's what hilarious. Three, two, one. And yeah, it's like fucking Sonic. Yeah, it's literally just a sideways city platform, but like with like physics and stuff. Yeah.

It was kind of good. It was not nearly as bad as it should be, considering it was a Doritos video game. But, uh, harm's way was pretty good. I, I platinumed Harmsway or I got all the achievements in Harmsway. I didn't remember what the fuck that game was. That's crazy. I don't even, I never, I never, uh, Yeah, it's weird.

It's a completely obscure. Yeah. But I remember, like, all of my friends played it. Like, a lot of them. That's hilarious. I think at least, like, 50% of the people that I knew in real life played it. At that, at that time. There's what I had, like, do you remember one versus 100?

Yeah. It was, like, kind of that one, that kind of a thing where it was like, it was like, a lot of people know about this, but like, you'd have to be kind of really clued in to even understand that this is another. I never underplayed it. It sounds cool. It was, okay. It was cute. 100 was like that weird They tried to do like a game show thing on Xbox

Where like you it was like trivia And you'd play for like real money like you could win Oh interesting Actual stuff I remember being on that for like a good two weeks Before I realized that was too stupid to do anything I realized I'm just not to know I'm just I'm just in seventh grade

And these are adults playing this Yeah Of course they know more than me high Yeah I was in ninth grade So I was like I don't know the world I can't know who the prince of fucking Nigeria is Oh

I don't know the first I did hear, Good luck, Jonathan. I keep forgetting to look at us. I know. It's not happening. You know what's crazy? I remembered last night. You did?

But then I couldn't, I remember Jonathan, but I couldn't remember, like, was it Captain Jonathan? The hell was it? Captain Jonathan. I'm Captain Jonathan.

I'll write it down again. Yeah, okay. I'm never going to remember this. This is going to be a... Good luck, Jonathan. This is going to keep happening for forever. Come town I don't remember to put that in

Yeah Like all these little floaties Exactly That's I really hate I don't know how you do that man The texture of that shit Dude I really fuck with me

I just know that his intestines Are just littered with like Chia fucking plants Yeah And he's like Oh I can't shit I don't understand why I can't shit You know

I don't understand why I can Every time I shit It's just lettuce I just I'm so backed up I don't know what's happening There's a fucking garden There's so much fiber

dude If I think real hard, I'll start growing. I'm, I'm, I'm not, I'm not a huge advocate for fiber, dude. Really? It might, you know, in my experience, when I, like, because I had these, like, fiber bars and, like, I always just felt worse. And, uh, what, to me, what cleared me I was fat, like, fat, fatty stuff. Did you get the wrong kind of, like, because you could, because it's really easy to misconstrue because there's, like, there's fiber bars and then there's carbon fiber bars. Damn, I think I did get the carbon fiber bar.

Yeah. Carbon fiber bars will fuck you up. They're not, they're not. I did realize it was very tough to chew. And I'm like, damn, I thought fiber was, you know, easy to consume. But no, it was the carbon fiber. Yeah. And then the normal fiber ones in the fiber glass bars are like really, like they have very similar packaging.

So sometimes you'll just bite into a thing of fiber. You're thinking it's fiber and it's like it's just fiber glass. A fiber glass of fucking 20 grams of fiber glass in every bite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then your lungs start to bleed from the inside. at a microscopic level, but it's so much that it'll drown you. You're just coughing up a storm. Caulping fiberglass at someone is fucking crazy.

Dude, you ever felt fiberglass sucks. I had to, you, when we were building our basement in my parents' house and we had to put the insulation, and I remember, I don't think we used fiberglass, but like it's still, whatever we used, still hurt to dutch. see you'd have gloves or masks did you we had masks no gloves no gloves no we had gloves that would be fucking crazy that should'll kill you fast fiberglass will kill you quickly it isn't insane how dangerous that shit is

it like there's a lot of construction people that have died early enough because obviously they weren't properly protected by working working with it fiberglass will kill you fucking fast it's true if you're in a cloud of fiberglass like I start calling people like all right bye guys I had held way too much

I had to drill through in Glendale when they were replacing the water meters with these new smart meters and we had to take the old cement covers and then use these fiberglass ones that had this antenna attached to them

and so we have to drill the antennas on there and at first they gave us these gay regular mask and I was like no dude I was like you have a bit of industry shit that'll make me look like a fucking like a ninja and a fucking reptile or whatever and they were reluctant to buy like one mask that me and this one dude had to like fucking sanitize and share and I'm like this is crazy.

The amount of shit that you need to do a job correctly, you know, like that is... You have an ice spice shirt on? Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create a.m.? Smarter business. My one advice to them. Pick areas you can scale.

Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive.

Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology.

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their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.

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And I was like, why now? 15. Oh, sorry. $1,500 at Hot Topic. It was special that she wore it once. And I was like, all right, I want this. She wore that? Yeah.

She wore this shirt. She was like, here's my spice shirt. I wore it. And she didn't shower for eight days. And then so they're selling her $1,500. Right. And I was just like, you know, it's this one of a kind. I've never watched it.

I've worn it a few times. Yeah. No, I bought it because I was actually, I was going to shoot a music video. And I needed some new drip. And then I was like, oh, $15. Perfect. It was going to be my, that, uh, kill the oligarch song.

Oh, yeah. And then I was going to wear this, just, just a new shell. I just want something new. I didn't do it. I still want to do it, though. So let me ask you guys a question. For $2 million, right? Yeah. For two million, tax free.

I'm sucking it. I'm sucking it. Would you eat? Would you eat Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets,

fans and dehumidifiers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window loovers, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets,

folding tables, weather stripping jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, and spoons and ladles. So is this,

you or is this Dr. Zeus asking me this fucking question. So it's definitely not Dr. Seuss because he didn't read that shit.

I don't read. But this is definitely some dumb bullshit he grew up with because those were bars. They were rhymes. Those were rhymes. They were.

were immaculate bars. Those were bars. Whoa. Anthony Fantano. What the fuck was that from? I think Weird Al Yankham is the best rapper of all time. And I'm like, Anthony, please die. He didn't say that.

No, of course, he didn't say that. I thought he was. Well, I feel like sometimes he's, he's, he's a, uh, he could be facetrian. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was that?

I just remembered it. From where? Just like, memories? I'm going to kill this guy That you point at me Sorry, it's natural It's natural I want to kill you Oh my god

Black on black you know we got to do it So for 2 million? No For 2 million if it's all blended up in a blender maybe Okay Yeah If you put a little bit of lemon puree Yeah yeah yeah

A little sherbet you know Sherbet A little sherbet Shibit Shibit Like a fraud Nigger why is it Sherbert That was crazy

What a hat You thought you were going to throw open your mouth. That was gross. Throw open your mouth now. Okay. On command. Can I still do that? Can I say?

He only got hired to the show because he said he could do that. I can't do it. And one day I promise, one day I promise like one day we're going to call upon you to do it. You're going to have to prove it. I'm not full enough to do it right now. You just drank a whole liter of a chia seed water. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not full enough though.

I don't believe you. I don't believe that. I think you're trying to get out of this. No. It's candy that's early. I'll fucking turn it to a racist. If you eat candy in the morning. If you eat candy early in the morning, you do become racist.

Fucking racist gremlin. Anyway, Domino Nation wrote in. This is hello grimace. Hello grimace. This fucking guy. Hello grimace, the hamburger, and mayor McChees. Two questions. A little unfair.

They're double dipping here. But like I'll, no. Nope, you give us 10 bucks next time. That's crazy. Two guys recently, I recently got my old, my family's old PS1, cool. And my friend Elvis, real name, crazy, gave me his N64. Are there any games you recommend for those consoles and what type of CRT TV should I get to play them on? I mean, you don't need a CRT necessarily.

They do look way better on them. But like, finding a CRT now is like pretty cumbersome. Listen, if you, if anyone, if you know anyone that has a recommendation of what kind of CRT beat them Beat them savage Why it's like a valuable That is that I'm sorry That's too hipster for me

That's too I could use fucking one of those two That's a bridge too far Just grab a TV No I don't I can't agree I do think if you're gonna get So here's the thing Okay here we go And I mean this sincerely

If you're going to play on an old machine And you're going to buy a TV That isn't a CRT You have to get like a comedically small television Like if it's It could still be a flat screen. It could still could be an HDTV, but it needs to be like,

I'm not even exaggerating. Like, it should be 20 inches. No bigger. No bigger than 20 inches. 20 inches. I would even say like 12 or something. Like fucking small because otherwise, I remember playing,

I remember hooking up my N64 to, uh, by normal like 40 inch HDTV once. And it, it's hilarious. It looks like a fucking watercolor. It looks like the game is like implied. Like it's like,

it's like, it's like, It's insane. It's hilarious. So you're gonna want a TV that is small so that like the pixels are condensed enough that it doesn't look fucking washed out and watery and blurry and CRTs are better at doing that

because they were built to do that. Yeah. But that's CRTs are hard to find. Get yourself a TV that's like very small. There's there's these 20 like because there was like especially people for RVs. The 20 inch TVs was like prime. Yeah.

You can find a bunch of those. Yeah. Probably even at like a thrift store. No, for sure. Like people don't use 20 inch TVs anymore. But that's what I'm saying. Like you got to find a TV like that. Yeah.

Secondly, uh, PS1 games and NC4 games, I'm partial to, I love, I love the first Neversoft Spider-Man quite a bit. Pee's Revenge is a good one. Pee-P's Revenge. Yeah, Pee-P's Revenge.

So, uh, NeverSoft Spider-Man, uh, P-P's Revenge. Who made, who developed that? always hard always hard yeah oh yeah and that was when square published

publish it that was before they were square Enix yeah yeah yeah when they were Squaresoft yeah when they were Squaresoft they published it

they became circle hard again Square soft and always hard circle hard circle hard circle hard so circle hard

he's so stupid you had yeah I hate you had fucking never soft always hard always hard

Microsoft And then Macro Hard Macro Hard Yeah Pee Pee's revenge Pee's revenge So good games Tony High First Gator 3 actually though

Don Kong Don Kong 64 So we say it was PS1 and Disney 4? You have every Like pretty much That's like the

That's like the mecca I don't you consider like the right of passage What game did everybody play in PS1 You think Metal Gear Solid That's Metal Gear Solid That is probably the most

That was the most Solid. That was the most like, whoa. It's Crash Bannacud or in Battle Gear Solid. Maddoch Maddoch, Final Fantasy 7. Literally, those are the three. Those are the three games. Two is my favorite. Which one's your favorite?

Two is my favorite. One is your favorite. That's the one that means the most to me. Yeah. But that game sucks. Playing it wise, so clearly playing the new version of the game is in. I remember the first experience I had with it because it was on like a Pizza Hut demo disc with like a tie-dye.

It had like a tie-dye swirl. I'm sure like some people in the audience know exactly what I'm talking about. I remember demo disc. But it like, it just like I remember playing. the crash bandicoot the first level of it is like this is crazy but two is like I love I don't know why I like two specific because three is crazier and you go like you you're you're you're on like the great wall of China and like there's like there's like racing levels and stuff never have that and it's cool like I like three a lot there's like jet packs and shit it's cool but um two it hits for me

I don't know what it is I like I like the temple kind of vibe I like I like being in that room and like going up in the middle hell yeah like going down going down and you go with the frozen section it's all cold and yeah shit There's that polar bear kind of chilling in the... In the hub and you could, like, crush him. The music I like, there's like... Hortex won't stop saying the N-word. That's good one.

Oh, the little hologram head showing up, where he's, like, screaming at you and, like, taunting you. Fuck your ass. I'm going to fuck you, crash, bandicoot. And he's just like, knit, knit, knit, and then he disappears. I'm going to... He shows his head... He shows up at the beginning of the game.

He's like, crash. Collect all the... the crystals and by the end of this game I will call you the N word and then that's Crash Banachut's mission throughout the whole game is to get Cortex to say the N-Words so you can record him and cancel

him. That is so crazy. But I love two. I know it's I know three is probably technically better I know one is like way more hardcore two's perfect though. I love those levels too with like the there's I wonder if you

like this too. The there's like jungle levels where like you're on like a jet surfboard thing. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And the music specifically like the twang and the guitar on those levels specifically like I love those fucking levels. Yeah. So much. That was like the only game.

Like that and So Calibber, the only game was they're like really played like she played Crash Bandicoot. Like it was like her profession. She cared about those games. Crash Bandico and Soul Calibur? Yeah. Those are like her game. Those are like her game. Did did it was it Ivy well what got her? No her favorite character was I was I was

I was dad um oh Cervantes that's fair I remember this was like this was my favorite to play um he was a same ass character like play as it was like this guy's particularly in one he was he was he was a little broken and uh in one he was kind of uh and virtual fighter he was uh really I likes fighting games she don't get virtual fighter she loved virtual fight I don't get it she was wrong she was wrong for loving it so much I've tried I tried to play Virtual Fighter at each time. Like, I even bought Virtual Fighter 4 when it came out, and I'm just like, I don't. This just does not do it for me.

Street Fighter is, I want to come to. I kind of know what you, yeah. I want to like it too, because I always feel like, I see people like, oh, this is great. Like, people are like really into fighting games. And I'm like, I don't know what you're seeing in this. I don't. I just think she was the best, man. Virtual Fighter was the first fighting game I played on 360.

I remember because it was like, there was like a demo for one available. I was like, okay, cool. I like it. but I don't think I don't feel anything about it you know what I mean like it's not like Tekken where like I really love Techett it didn't do like the music is unforgettable is forgetable I mean it's uh the the sound effects I hate like there's these weird like I don't sound like I don't remember I don't know a lot of times when there's like especially a critical it makes this weird like breaky like I don't know what it is there you make a fighting game where it's it's the style is like Virtual Fighter or like or Soul Caliber or Tekken but good but the punching sounds like effects are real. So you just hear like little like meat slaps, like really like really low decibel

meat slaps. There's no music. It's just like awkward shuffling. It's like whenever you see like a music video where they take where they just do just do the folly. That shit's funny. I would, I'm not even exaggerating. If that was a mode and a fighting game, I would Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell.

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I would love that so much. If you want to experience. Awkward mode. You know what? It would be easy to capture that because during the pandemic, there was no audiences while the UFC was the only thing operating. Yeah. And so you just hear coaches yelling and then. Do they wear a mask?

The people around, but not the fighters. The fighters wearing mask. You just hear that. And then. And then every once in a while you get a good kick that would slap the thigh. Yeah. A big slap, but those didn't hurt as much of the thumps. Even that's like a lame sound, like a big, big slap.

It sounds thunderous, but it doesn't really hurt. Comparative, like, when you get the meat, like thud. Like, when you hear a little thud, you know they dug in, you're like, ooh. His whib broke, his whip. But there was. They break ribs like that during the UFC fights, right? There's, well, some people who do like, they'll do like spinning back kicks and stuff. That's a fucking Jones does a piece of shit.

Dude, I saw some guy. People clearly breaking people's ribs. Yeah. I saw some dude do that to a guy's, fucking obliquick. Bullshit. The bleaks is bullshit. Some dude on the street, I saw a video of this dude getting harassed. Yeah.

I don't even know what for, but some guy was, like, pushing on him. And he did, like, one of these spinning back kicks. I think that's what it's called. Like, he leaned up and his leg, like, went back over him. I just hit him in the head and he fucking fell down and died, I think. Yeah, don't kick people in real fights. Well, it's not, it's not, it's... Don't kick somebody in a real fight.

Fighting on the street is dangerous, man. Just don't do it. Yeah. If somebody gets hit their head and die, like it happens. Or you could trip over a fucking live wire. and I like it to get you. When I saw that thing the first time, some guy like just literally kicked,

it was the fucking bullshit Kimbo, whatever it is, he kicked the guy from under his legs from under him, and he literally bed, his body was on the side of his head, hit the fucking ground below the sidewalk, died. And that guy went to jail.

And it's like that quickly someone was here than not. That's why fighting's not really worth it, really. Never. It's never. Even mixed martial, even fighters are like, no, why are you going out fighting people?

They can kill you. If you're smart, go run onto some grass. In the moment, if you're thinking, just go run to the grass real quick. That actually happened. A wife starting with like a fucking anime transition. Like fucking, what you call it? Like a fucking tech and transition. You guys got to fucking fight on the ground.

I actually, I did that when I got jumped in Florida because it spilled out into the street. You ran into it. Yeah, dude. It's spilled out into the street. I'm in the street. There's cars. and I'm like, fuck that. It just ran to the grass.

Like, and then these fucking, those jokers, man. I, whatever, whatever. I want to tell you know he hates him because he'd call them jokers. It's just like, I hate, you can't three, you can't do three on one, do that's so. And I was also, I was embarrassed for them that they didn't knock me. I think I might have said this before.

If three of my friends couldn't beat the piss out of one guy, I would feel embarrassed. You got a dinosaur throwing me to the... If us three couldn't beat one guy, I'd be like, what are we? Depends on who the guy is. If the guy's not, he's got to be like Shaq maybe.

If the guy, we could be Shaq. Look, he could be Shaq. I wouldn't. Yeah, we could. I don't know. He would hurt us.

No. Modern day Shaq, maybe because we could just. When he was a weapon, no, that's different. I wouldn't completely bet on that just because he's a giant individual. He might step on me by accident and kill me.

That's the thing. But like an average person. I would like that elephant stepped on that person. Oh. You guys have a respect. Anyway, I would jump on his back. Go for jumping.

you learn. Just start fucking feed. Sure. It starts feeding. What are you doing? Why are you doing that to be? My throat's open. What's going on?

What's going? I don't get so tired. I believe it a lot. I can see about. Let's get chew to my whole show dog, God. Oh, God, he's still chewing. It's your fault, Kobe.

Anyway. He misses the freak throw. They get the ambulance there. God damn. I'm shot off. That's so stupid. Fuck you. Fuck you, man.

I blame you. This is all your fault. Kobe. Fuck you. Hey Zionist. So Metal Gear Solid, Crash Bandicoot. Yeah, Metal Gear Solid Crash Bandicoot. I think Tony High Court Skater 3 is fucking fantastic.

Final Fantasy 7. Second 3. Tech and 3. Jesus Christ, second 3 is so good. I never play Tekken 3. It's pretty simple. I believe. You should have to play second 3?

Still, no, yeah. Did you get any of the newer ones? What do you mean? Any of the later Tekken? Did you get any of those? Yeah, I think I have Tekken 7. 7? I think everybody has 7.

With a Kuma and shit? Maybe I didn't play a lot of it. I played it with like a guy I met through YouTube years ago. I didn't remember who the fuck. It was a YouTuber. I don't remember who the fucking was. But um. That guy's listed right out.

I was like, fuck. Yeah. Who the fuck was that? Whatever. It doesn't matter. But like he was like, yeah, okay, fine. Yeah, I like Tekon. And I liked it.

I just didn't. You don't remember me, Chris? What the fuck? Sorry, bitch. What did you remember me? I'm 7 foot one. Putting a Qua in that game was so funny because he's like he didn't fit and it clearly didn't fit and he had a fucking super and shit.

He had a super. He had Hadokens. He fucking had his stuff. He had all his bullshit from other games in that game. And it's like, why is he here? He shouldn't be here. I really like the, I really like Street Fighter Across Tekken, actually. I thought that was really ambitious. I thought the idea was cool.

I don't think the game worked out really well. That's why I kind of like, I wish that they would have done a second one to really just improve upon it. You know why they didn't do a second one, right? No. Because people, they had the DLC on the desk. So people just hacked the desk and didn't pay for the DLC. Oh. that sucks dude people are gonna pay the Oce and it's like I can't even play a game on fucking steam

anymore it pisses me off gone yeah Street Vada Cross Deccan Oh they got rid of it? Yeah you can't play it like I think Because of that Because of exactly what I'm saying Even if you don't even if you bought it already Maybe if you did

Yeah I did Oh so it's it's delisted so So you can't buy it now 100% You can put a cold if someone has a cold Crazy Taxis like that too I think Like Crazy Taxi was on Steam And I was like oh I'll get that later and then like they delisted it.

That happened to me too. I put in my stupid wish list and didn't buy it. So it's in my wish list still and with no option. I like the, like the Transformers Rise of Cybertron's like that. You can buy the codes for them. Oh, because all the codes still exist.

If you have the codes to get the games still exist. Oh, I, yeah. Like the Steam codes? Yeah, the Steam codes will still get you to games. I guess.

I think you're probably right. You just have to get the theme code to do it. That's the thing. So where you're going to find that same thing. If anyone has the one on you steam code. Transformers Rise for CyberTron. That was something. Rising War.

Those were good. Those were good fucking games, man. Those games were fun of shit. I remember playing the demo for him. The flying areas were sick. Even those parts were cool. I was like, why is this cool when you fucking go in the air as fucking the Decepticons? Yeah.

And you're just doing terrorist shit to automobiles. Just flying on bombarding up. And it's like, oh, man. You know, a game I never played was the, the Dynasty Warriors version of that, of the Gundum? Oh, I know you're talking about, yeah. Those are going to be cool. I was just thinking of like big ass robot type thing. Whoa, what the hell are you reading?

Look at his mouth's a gape. His mouth is a gape. He's waiting for something. Come here, Chris. I'm taking this at face value and I hope it's real. I'll put my penis in your mouth, Chris. I'm sure. The wine in Skiy's ball sack wrote in.

Nice. Said, greetings hooligans. So I'm actually a Sandy Hook survivor. This isn't a bit. I went there for elementary school and was there when it happened. Oh, my goodness. No way. I am very mad that I haven't been invited to Sween's annual Sandy Hook Party, he mentioned, a few months ago.

Where's my fucking invite, you spoil a gremlin? Look, if that's real, holy shit. Listen, is there a name on there, like, that I could check it, like, behind the scenes? I mean, his name is the wine and SGA's ball sack, so, like, I know. Oh, right. I was just wanted maybe in the email. I wanted to see if there's any way. We could docks him, I suppose.

I said behind the scenes. Holy crap. Holy crap, dude. I want a, I want to. I want to terrify this. That would be hilarious. I mean, to be fair, I bet most of them have already been docks because I'm all the crazies. That's true, yeah.

Oh, Sean, exposed them all. Here's all their phone numbers. Here's their addresses. Social Security numbers. Here's where, how much they like to go to the bathroom. That was, every time they go to McDonald's, that is. Track them. Here's the DNA makeup of all the crisis actors.

The DNA makeup was like, how did you get that on? I just give my, I got people in high places. That is the moment where you should have been like. I got people in crazy places. They're in the vents. They're in the cracks in the sidewalk. He should have got arrested immediately. He should have passed the law.

You should have passed the law against people like him doing shit like that. If you look down at cracks in the sidewalk, you see a little eye sometimes. That's my guys. That's my guys. You'll never, you never gave me Kingston. Don't even try to stop me. I feel like I'm doing more of a beetle juice than I have Alex. You deal.

It is a little bit more. You're just got to be a little more like this. Alex Jones, Alex Jones, Alex Jones. Alex Jones. He goes up. Just screaming. Hey, what's up? I came here through the chem trail.

He rides on a cams. He rides on the cams trails. He's sliding on a camsale. Yeah, he's like a frozoned on a chem trail. What's up, I'm here. Just got to hear from a camsrail. The sober surfer on fucking chemtrails. He always, hey, what's on I just got here from a camsrail?

He has to make sure that everybody understands. He knows. Because you might not know what it is. You know what I mean? If you're not conspiracy, you might not even know what the fuck that what it is. It's like, I need everybody. understand this is a chemtrail. This is where I came.

I came here from that chemtrial. It's destroying your lungs. That's my flying nimbus. That's my flying nimbus. So you have a reference. So you kind of understand my relationship with this chem trail. Stop.

Go to the next question, please. This is going on too long, please. You know what I mean? Chala, Hichela. You know what I mean? Jala, Hitchla. What's the other one? The American version, where they say,

like, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon. Sometimes I go where everybody knows your name. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Holy shit Anyway what do you want Anyway You fucking summon me

What do you want Yeah who would summon Alex Jones Like for what purpose Well I was I would summon him Just to I don't know what I'd ask him But I'm like while I see him coming

Fuck what do I say What do I say It'd be like thing one I think two He opens a thing And then fucking Fentes and fucking What to call it jump out

I got a little gift for you Here you go He opens the box I got out here I brought a box With me He opens the box And then fucking Nick Fuentes Fentis falls out

And he's like Nicka, Nicka, yeah, Trump's a beep and then, that would be worth it

because then you can just beat the piss out of Nick Flintas too. This is trans one and trans two. It's true. He's about trans-enter sex lines. What do you think of them?

What do you think of them? What do you think? All right, hold on. I don't like him. Someone else is summoned me. I got to get on my Kim Trill. All right.

He just understands, like, oh, big summer. You can feel. He's like a pole. Pulley feels. Yeah. It's like one side of his head gets real heavy.

It's like pulling him. It's like, it's like a magnet. Like pulling him. It's like, oh, it must be that way. I got to go. I got to go. Kempteril, come here. I need that. Alex Jones surfing out of Kempteril.

It's like an awesome. Yeah, we need it. A bunch of gay frogs. Mick Gritz wrote it and he says, this is the last one. Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. Nice. There's one less Cosby get now. Whoop.

Yeah. Do you guys like any of the James Bond movies? If so, what are your favorite? I'm doing a marathon of them recently, and I love the older movies because of the 60s Cold War aesthetic. I honestly, I don't think I've ever sat through an entire James Bond movie. I've seen clips of all of them. I love those movies.

I think I've only seen Casino Reale. I love those movies. And I don't really remember it. It's a good one. I think I remember liking it. I like what's called Harry Burley one, I'm a day to die. Obviously, I'm a big fan of gold.

Oh, so you're like you're more of the Pierce era. I'm more of a Craig era. I'm more of a Craig era fan, if anything. I just don't like any of his movies. Start rattling off the Pierce ones. I'm listed off the more classic ones, obviously, first. My grandmother loves James Bond. So she's the violent Scott one that she's that was her?

Oh, yeah, so she's old. Like Roger Moore, like, oh, she's old. Oh, that's old. Like, she's an old fan, because we couldn't tell Roger Moore's black and how those pictures look. She could have her race. he was. He was like, I'll accept him. I'll accept him.

Fair enough. What you call? I'm more of a name of Craig fan. I love quantum Salam and what you call it in Skyfall. Quantum Solom is really good. Quantum of Salus? Quantum of Salas. I think it's what it is. Yeah, it's quantum of Salem. Quantum Salem is great. Quantum Mispoke. What even is? Do they

ever explain what a quantum of solace is? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Gembetta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is

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pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So That's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the script. A podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. Do they pan to the camera and say it at some point? It's the fucking plan that fucking Rammy and Malix character. has to fucking kill everybody. There's a quantum solosers.

They keep quantum solacing. You know them. But I live in the deep state. My favorite dose of what a day to die. Daniel Craig is Highbury. That's probably that's why I like that one the most. What a day to die? Is that what a day to die?

Is that what a day to die? Yeah, I don't fucking know. Daniel Craig is hiding in the cracks. I know there is golden eye. The world is not enough. Die another day. I know octopusy. Ooh.

Who did that one? I don't know. Was Alex Jones? Wasn't there like a pussy? It wasn't like golden pussy or something? Golden pussy. Wasn't there a James Bond movie that had like pussy in the name? Gold finger?

Gold pussy? Yeah, wasn't there like a fucking like crimson pussy or like? I think he wouldn't have got his job done. There's just a gold pussy. He's like, oh shit. I've got to fuck this pussy. Down and it's just an hour of sex. No, no, it's the fucking thing when a scene comes up where it's like it shows him like walking

and he shoots, but it's him running and putting his dick inside of it. And he just think of a P. That's crazy. See if you have a penis You're like what the fuck is that from you Like think when that thing first happened I was probably That's Roger Moore

Yeah that's the original I fucking have no I never really got it I should really Yeah I played I played the The world is not enough

I beat that video game For whatever fucking reason I didn't beat golden eye Because I didn't have in 164 I would only play it at my friend's house I remember like I played night fire Is the one that I played

Night Fires I remember fucking playing Golden Eye and Mission Impossible at my friend's house That's so funny Yeah And Mission Impossible is funny Because I kept failing the mission By killing civilians

Like did you just be like Like they just let you do it Like I miss video game You know a piano guy playing the piano And I just shoot him in the face It dies People talk about like We gotta get a movie off of this video game

And so like I miss the video games Off of movies man Sure Like wanted and like ridiculous I'd love a Sinner's video game I played the Enter the Matrix video game before I saw the Matrix. That's crazy. I had no idea what the fuck was going on.

I, um, I played that game and I was like, this is fucking, this is, nothing to do this is. This is that fucking, uh, that, that, uh, Max Payne. It was like, with like, with like, less, no guns. But like, they had like a similar system. There were guns, I think. There was like, well, I don't think you, that people were shooting at you, but you're, probably, I just remember, I remember doing Kung Fu essentially. I just remember it was fucking green.

I remember that game was greed as fuck. Yeah. Into the Matrix, right? Enter the Matrix. That was the one. Was that the PS2 one? Yeah, I mean, I played it on the Xbox, but yeah, that was the generation. Okay.

Well, Xbox, right, right. There was, I think that was the second one, though. I think there was one before. Yeah. Dunky, I think a great video on it. Matrix video games. This is going to drive me crazy. I played reloaded, I'm pretty sure, but I don't remember it well.

Whichever, Dunkie has, watch Dunkie's video on that first Matrix game. The Matrix Awakens? I don't, which one did I? What the fuck is that? No, that's 2021. That's that weird tech demo. Oh, Awakens. Isn't that that movie that came out?

Yeah. So, no, so Enter the Matrix was the first one. And then there was the Matrix Path of Neo in 2005. The Matrix Online? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. So the first one was Enter the Matrix. That was the one with just the Matrix cover, right? The cover?

Yeah, I think. Was just the Matrix? Or am I. There's this. Even the cover is green. So the cover that. Oh, my God. What is that?

I remember that game. So the thing that's interesting to me... You play as like an Asian guy and a black lady. Oh, so see, this is the cover I remember. This is the cover I remember. This is the cover I remember. Terrible idea. I remember it without...

Here we go. This is what I played. What is it? Yeah, it's a matrix. Oh, okay, I see where you said. They didn't have them on there. Yeah, they didn't have the people on it. So yeah, I had this game.

I have that. I didn't beat it because there was a particular mission that I kept failing. I don't remember what it was. You know what game I played? You remember Jet Lee the one? I didn't know they had a game. No. That had a, if I'm not, I think it was, we had one of the jelly had one of those games.

There were a lot of weird games, man. Which one was it? Do you remember John Wu's stranglehold? I absolutely do not. Yeah, there you go. Love John Wu though. Yeah. I remember liking that game.

Probably sucks. Did the one, was there really a video game? Because I could be wrong, but I played a jelly guy. I think it was the one. Sci-fi and martial arts is a fun fucking concept. The one nowadays, if there is no big, mix, there's no big martial arts star. It's not happening right now. But the one is a movie that should be rebooted. Because first of all, the plot doesn't really matter, not necessarily. It's not like

one of those things like, oh, they're rebooting this. It's just the concept of a multiverse. And then Jet Lee is killing versions of himself because the less versions of you there are, the more powerful you become. Okay. It's the rise of honor is the one I played. I think this is sound right. It says, I even know that there were this many fucking Jet Lee games, to be honest. one. That's just probably that one. But I love that concept of just killing yourself in multiple universes and so you can become just the one and be the most powerful.

It's insane. It's really fun. I think... The game was so stupid. Who's that bald British guy? I think he was in it. I think he was in it. I think he was in it. Why was that my first assumption of what you said, the bald British guy? I guess it has to be. That's like the standard. He's the bad ass. He's the badass. He is pretty bad ass. It was such a weird movie

because also they used like new metal was the theme. Yeah. That's that same era of what to call. What was it? drowning pool. Yeah. Fucking the ending. That was like fucking death town.

The ending is he gets banished to like this fucking universe where there's a bunch of guys they just want to beat the shit out of him. And then it's just, it's just playing Papa Roach. It's just, uh, playing fucking stuff bullshit. Like Blood Brothers or like last resort.

Yeah. That ending scene will always be in my brain where he gets banished back and he's on the top of the temporary. He's back coming at him. And he starts kicking motherfuckers again. I'm like, this guys. And there's hundreds of people run.

I was like, this is so great. This is like dynasty warriors. Why do I feel like I've talked about this before? And said that Satan's family. You love your Dynasty Warriors, man. You've prepared something else to Dynasty Warriors. Today.

I love hack and slash games, dude. They're so fucking fun. I played through that Ninja Guardian game or something. It was like, that was fun. It was a fun time. They fell out of relevance to me, but I do respect them for what they are. I definitely haven't played one in a, like last one of his probably God of War. I've been itching to play.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Devil May Cry 5. It's absolutely a hack and slash game. It's a hack and slash. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, I, I don't know, I don't know, those games are awesome. First of all, I also, I love, like, old bullshit like that too.

It was like revisionist history of like, they'll take like real historical things. So it's like historical fiction, right? Like, oh, this is happening. The red, the yellow turban rebellion and you got to, and then this fucking retard lubeu shows up that's like infamously powerful and he's way too strong. It's this dumb. Do you guys ever play? To kill, like, thousands of people.

Shit. With you guys ever play fucking tack in the power of juju? Of course. I didn't play. Of course, she had a yarmooker, right? I didn't. I'm asking a question, okay? I'm asking a question.

I don't mean anything about it. It's the question. He had a Yamaka, right? Did he? We're going to... Sir, which one? What do you mean, which one? Which one had the Yamika?

The guy named Juju, right? Okay. I just wanted to confirm that. We're going to move on to the question. We're going to move on to the name. I'm just asking you a question, dude. We're going to move on the names now. Don't you made a video on Enter the Matrix, the game?

Not enter the Matrix. There was one, I think, the path of Neo or something. Yeah, that was the second one. I never played that one. I thought that was the first one because of how shitty it looks. Let me, let me search it. Because that video is the game. It's so bad. It's so bad. Yeah, like I, uh, I feel like I remember liking the Matrix, the Enter the Matrix game. But I don't know if that's accurate. Oh, sorry. Wrong way. That scared you scaring me. Wrong way. Your fear scared me.

I try to turn the volume off and for some reason. You ever watch a movie and someone gets scared and them getting scared, scares? Yeah, and then they think you got scared. And it's like, I'm not scared. You freaking out, freak me to fuck out because they're watching a movie. We're entirely safe. And you scared me. I can't believe.

Yeah. So this is the Path of Neo, which is incredible that this game is a sequel because it's so much worse than, because I play intro the Matrix. I didn't hate it, but it was just... It was fine. It was entirely servic-ful. This one is so fucking bad. Just watch that. It's called the ghetto matrix by Dunkie released eight years ago.

Watch that video. It's one of my favorites of his probably like top top ten. Yeah. All right. Ultimate Skyrim? Is that video? No, no, Titans Top.

Ultimate Skyrim is... That's number one. Ultimate Skyrim is better than anything he's ever done. Ultimate Skyrim is number one. That's like that thing where it's like you peaked with that for sure. I wouldn't have known, personally, I wouldn't have known about Dunkie without that video.

Yeah. That video was everywhere. The one with Mario Kart where like Donkey Kong is about to win and the gospel music is playing is pretty good. That shit is crazy. That is like one of the like, I think Dunkie's videos have, uh, there's not really for me anymore. Like whatever. But that entire ending snippet of that video is magical. There's not long enough for me.

Donnogne Kong is just like everything's going by. The Google comes on. It's like he's finally going to do it. thank God, D.K. And then the world gets involved. And it's like, he looks at the camera. That's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It is an amazing video, I think. That's a masterclass. What I love about that is that, like, that's masterclass editing. Yeah. Like the crescendo of the music and like the, what's happening and the slow-mo. It's all, it's really, it's really funny. It makes me belly laugh every time I see it. I haven't seen it in a while.

probably kill me today. I really watched that. She was like, look at him. He was like, look at him. I like a lot of his videos. There's, like I said,

long-go ones, because his video's like three minutes on average. Yeah. That sucks. Because I'm like, oh. I want more of it.

Yeah, I'm done with it before. I'm like, okay, I got to watch it. It takes me three minutes to get into something. Right,

right, right, right, right. You know? Yeah. Yeah, it's this thing. But it's this thing. Anyway. Yeah.

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Hope. All right. Count me down. Three, two, one. $25 an up page. What is that? Flavored water. It was on sale. The water looks so gross.

Like it just looks like the weight of bottle looks so like It's not great branding. Uniform almost and then not at the same time. It's delicious. I like how it bulges a little bit. Like what the fuck is that? Bro, you drink fucking mold. Yeah.

And it's good for my fucking tummy. Hey, you think? You have all the cancer. That's crazy. I open my mouth and a vine picks up my phone for me. That's actually fucking disgusting. All right, the gap between Sweeney's teeth being held together by Toby McGuire Spider-Man. Dwerking till it ain't working.

Zordan, Mamdani. Mamdami. I keep sitting. Alpha. I want to change the way America works. The dead spider. I completely erased all traces of my existence. She ain't even know it.

I completely erased all traces of my existence. She ain't even know it. That's crazy. Why haven't the New York? people, the New York podcast people, pretty much just Shult and his fucking his group of fucking disposable throats. I haven't they had Zoran on yet.

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as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And, All of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change.

Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, gee. We're crazy. I completely... I think that's exactly why. He should. He should to like lambast them and then, and rape him.

That'd be funny if you want on there and made fun of them. No, I mean, you just, no, you should just go on. Like, the biggest dumb thing that Democrats did was just be like, we're not going to go on podcasts in the podcast space. I was like, no, you should, you should go. And then too late, what's her face? Kamala tried, but then... For Kai? It was like, there was conditions.

No, for the... What's the, Joe Rogan? There were conditions. First of all, Dana White and Trump and all them were saying, don't do it. I'm sure they were, yeah. But, like, he was like, no, I'll do it. But she was like, oh, can you fly out here? There was something that was like, what the bitch?

Just go. Yeah, that's one of those things where I'm like, I don't even, people hate Joe Rogan Fair. I don't like him either. But like, like, that was to me, it was just like, no, I think it, I kind of think it makes perfect sense. Like, just, why are you not? this is the biggest podcast in the world. You should go on it. You shouldn't be like making,

and I think she had like a thing where it could only be one hour and it's just like... Something like that. It was some conditions. It's just really stupid. Yeah, Trump went on a bunch of them. She just went on like the,

I think it was the call her daddy. Yeah, call me daddy or something. Yeah, with that chick that. That was the last episode of that show by the way. Wasn't really. Check their Twitter account right now. Go to call her daddy, call me daddy, whatever it is.

It's literally the last post they made. So that episode killed the fucking shit. Did they kill? I don't know What do you mean? I didn't believe it either I was like there's no way That's true

And then I went to go check it And it's like yeah The official Twitter account It hasn't posted since like Since that Either that episode or like a week after Or something like that I mean

Yeah They have Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah What the hell What are you just talking about

It's crazy Isn't that insane That almost feels like The podcast Literally only existed to have that interview with her. And then they were like, oh, we got her, I guess. Bro, she was like the number one podcast for a minute.

I remember that. And I was like, why? That's a good question. This is a woman. What is this woman saying? Why are they doing this? Yeah, it's crazy, man. I don't know.

I think he should, he probably should go on there, but I probably think he's like, I'm going to go on there and talk to these guys about shit that they're going to not understand because no one here is smart if they understand it. But listen, that's kind of the thing. It's like a lot of these people are malleable. A lot of these people just agree with the last smart person that came on. to talk to them. And so just like you got to keep that consistent.

It's almost like an acclamation in some way. Like you kind of got to keep doing it to make sure that they don't slip. It still exists on Spotify. Oh, no, no. Well, I just, you know, it's weird that why would she stop on? Have there been new episodes since then? Yes, there's new episodes, but like the, the, the, uh, the Twitter. Why?

Like the social media for it has stopped. Did she switch over to, she switched over to fucking blue sky? She might have switched over to blue sky, but like, I don't think blue sky was a thing at that time. I don't remember. Or it was, but like, I don't think there wasn't doing, the, the exodus hadn't happened. A lot of, a lot of, a lot of people are what's the call the blue sky and four. I got a company with the blue sky and it's like, dude, you can't post there because no one

has the information about you there. Like a bunch of things I like, it's like, look, I understand it's probably a better place to exist as a, it's a good, it's a good place to actually, like, if you want to, like, post something and actually have conversations about it, it's pretty good. The problem is that no one's over there. But nobody cares about conversations anymore. So yeah this would have been a good alternative

10 years ago I'm pretty much just Only on Twitter now Every once in a while I check the snark tank And see people tagging us and stuff I kind of I personally kind of stopped using Twitter

Just kind of organically though Not like as like oh Defiance or whatever He's kind of yeah It's just kind of like Whatever I post on Twitter like Anyway

Like if I was like 17 posting On like my actual Facebook page now It's not really a social media Facebook anymore I think something else say it That's it Not like I'm just gonna start

Posting my dick Sweene has three days safety for not spoiling Superman So Insecure I hand lower logs In the public bathroom stall Oh my God

What does that mean? What is he saying? I don't know about the insecure thing But talking about Shitting in their hand And then putting it in the toilet That is so crazy Like what do you

That is so crazy What are you? What are you? That is one of the most fucking savage things I've ever heard in my life too. Shitting in your hand to lower it into the toilet so it doesn't plop. Oh, so insecure.

Okay, because like somebody else hearing, I guess. That is so fucking crazy. That deserves reeducation. You got to be taken to a place where they teach you how to be person. You can't be around like that. That's like blowing your asshole out so you can't hear any fart noises.

You know, you're like, That's extreme shit, man. Like, hey, you got to be classy, man. He's fucking done. He's done. He's a fucking snake right now. He's a tea kettle.

He's a tea kettle. My tea's ready. His asshole looks like, it looks like a stretched balloon. And he's just like, I did this. So if you see, I farted like three times. You have no clue. You just hear a weird whistle. I gave my assholes and silence my farts.

She ain't even know it. I shit my hand and lowered in the toilet. She ain't even know it. That's barbaric. Some people, like, stuff like that is like, how can I call you a human? How can I look at you like you're a human being? It's definitely anti-human. It's definitely like.

It's definitely like. It's like, why did you? Because I always, I would always, I would always, I would always, always make fun of girls for being like unfortunately conditioned to being like oh I'm a lady I have to act a certain way because like I'm like you you are inconvenienced yourself in a way that I promise you no one gives a shit about like no one actually cares but they're like oh I um like a like a like a girl like even like burping little go oh and I'm like that's why I send Lily out to do all the dangerous stuff by yourself like whenever there's potentially danger like you go to

out the trash right now. You fucking, you walk on the side of the sidewalk and I walk closer. You walk. Like all that shit like that where I was like, you do all this shit, bitch, because I want you to feel equal. You're my fucking equal. Exactly. Humanize them. You fucking humanize them. Humiliate them.

How much trouble do you get in if you kick somebody in the street and then you get hit by a car? It's the car's fault. Yeah. The car was, the car made me want to kick them. The car hit them, not you. So I want to be when I got away with them. I try to kick them out of the way, but like then the... I try to kick that.

I do a spinning kick, but what happens is the wrong arc hits. So when I'm doing a spin around, it hits them away from me. Instead of hitting them further in toward away from the car, so I end up there, I'm dead. Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look, man, if you have a good enough lawyer, you can get away with anything. As did he.

That is... As did he. It's true. Cassie's in so much danger. I feel so bad. Whatever. Whatever. You should just like move to prison.

I think she'd be safer. No, she wouldn't be safer in prison Well, like Because they get contact people in prison That would attack her When do you hear about that happening In female prisons though? Probably, we probably don't hear about it

But it probably happens Way more Because don't hear about it Every guy Everybody cares about women We don't hear about We're getting shanked in jail Women are so catty

Yeah That it actually happens all the time In female prisons And it's just like We're not even gonna report this anymore Every girl I know Every goddamn 10 minutes It's an incident

But they're just pulling each other's hair That's all that time. They're shanking each other. Every single girl I know that's gone to like, that's been detained, they talk about how like out of pocket the sexual abuse is there. Oh, well, yeah. To a hilarious degree. I'm sure the correctional officers are there like, it's hot. It's like, it's like, it's like, oh, great.

Like, it's bad in male person. They're joining in. But they say like it's like nonstop over there. Yeah. They join in. They're like, hey, I know you don't want to sexually assault each other right now, but you should do it. fucking crazy. Maybe I'll give you a biscuit.

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Nice. It's so overblown This stuff That was funny Overnight It became a villain to people You know it's crazy He was in Buffy the Vampires, like

I had no idea I saw that just last night Pedro Pascal Yeah he was yeah I had no fucking idea I was like what the fuck It's like one of those That's when I first saw him

I saw a tweet that was like They're retroactively Adding Pedro Pascal In movies And shows now He's as young him Yeah people People hate him

So much all of a sudden And it's crazy Just way too fast Now I would love For somebody to release the raw footage of what the Willem Defoe and his wife and whatever. Oh yeah. The whole thing. Because that's the whole thing that sparked everything.

That was kind of weird. It cuts right after that. And I was like, damn, I want to see his reaction after it because he does that like, like, like, like, upset. Yeah. Wilm Defoe looks upset after Pedro stroked his wife's chin. I'm going to kill you. When I first heard it, I thought like it was just going to be like a little beep.

Yeah. But he like, he gets in there. He's like, boom. And I'm like, that's kind of crazy. That is kind of wild. That's kind of crazy. Why don't you do that? William the foe does look annoyed because he like looks down at his hand.

And then he just kind of makes us like, yeah, well, like he makes that kind of gesture like, well. But I'm like, what happens after? It cuts off right after that. And I was like, what happens after? Look, it look. I don't know. You can't hear what they're saying. So you can't even, you're not even one hundred since short if he's actually.

I don't think there's anything to it. So it sucks. I don't, I don't know there's anything to it. But I do think, I think Pedro is clearly gay. And I think a lot of people in industry probably know he's gay already. and they're like, oh, it's not a big deal. This guy's clearly a homosexual man. We already know.

Somebody. But the perception outside is like, I think you might be by, maybe. I mean, I very much don't believe he's some sort of queer. You're just in that because of Game of Thrones. He's fucking pounding man butt. Well,

I just, I just think he's a Game of Thrones? Yeah. He's famous. I think he's, I think he just got famous from just being in everything. Well, that was. Well, he got famous of Game of Thrones and Narcos.

Those were the two roles. The Argon Argos, that's sense. I've never seen a single, and then he was like, a single bit of narcos. I'm Joe Miller and then, you know, that's what happened afterwards. So you know, because even like people's lives, and people know him that like it is like,

this woman's touching him a lot. Did you see, hold on, did you see that meme where it's Sergeant Dokes from Dexter? Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like looking at him. And he's looking at Pedro Pascal and it says, why didn't you touch Bella Ramsey's hands or whatever? Why didn't you touch her when you got inside?

Yeah. It's like one of those things. And like the implication is like, she's busted. Like he's, he's only touching, like, hot women. That's crazy.

Because she's, she's of age. Yeah, even though she looks like she's tiny or whatever. So first people were thinking it was some of my pet. They were confused.

I'm like, no, it's, she's ugly, and he didn't touch her. So kind of proving that he's a pervert purposefully,

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I really try not to. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

My one advice to that, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example, if anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experimenter. We say you can leverage what we did.

We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that

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We, because, ah, because we got audio there. Yeah. Are we getting, are we recording the camera audio as well? No, it, it annoys me because it, I'm like, why is it not on there? Because you see the spike, I see the spikes. We see the spikes. Like, there should be some sort of something. It's just not, it should at least have like a shitty backup.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I want one. It's not, I was like. So it's just a, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's a video file. Yeah, that's it. And so I was wondering, like, why is it like, is there something that we got to change? Um, but, you know, it's been so many episodes. I just, I'll look into it. Been over a year. I was just like, whatever. Yeah, yeah. And we should do, we should, uh, for the patrons,

we'll put out the real audio. And then for free feeds, we'll put out the, the, the, the, the, tinny camera, echoy audio. That's crazy. Sorry, bitch. Sorry, you guys got to pay, you free load in bitches. You get enough fucking good audio for free from other people. You know what I'm going to do? There's already like a lot of ads on the Spotify thing or whatever or not spot. Well, yeah. The feed, the RSS. I'm going to start recording fake ads.

Oh my God. Just a literally fun. And then sometimes they'll be interrupted by a real one. I'll do that. I'll do that if you want. That would happen. If you want to do that, I'll record some bullshit. I love fake.

I've always loved the idea of fake ads. We're just like, we record so frequently that it's like just too lazy to do him. Yeah. But like, Sleepy Cabin used to do that. I remember like because they, because they were all voice actors. So they could just do like the, perfect commercial voices. Right.

I think you even approach to Mick about doing like, yeah, I want to do a fake commercial but I never got around to doing it or I never got around

to writing it because I love that stuff. Yeah. Like introducing, you know, gay. But it's like serious and it's like

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You'd have to be a fucking asshole to try not to be racist impossible challenge. They're working up the courage to kill you. They're like instead of filing instead of filing a complaint they're just like, fuck, there's one of these days. Why don't they just, I feel like killing me

would be so much easier. Yeah. Just doing it. But there's also like, you know, they're cowards. They're like, right, of course.

But they're working up to it. They're going to re-route. You got to bring yourself to the point, you know. I respect that. Instead of finally a complaint

with the manager, which would probably solve it, I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill myself and kill you too, but I'm going to kill you two better. Oh yeah, in the new episode.

Uh, on, okay, Chris's neighbor's, Jack WFM, Swin calling me British is so offensive. I'm from New Zealand. Eat a dick.

Same fucking. Love you guys. Same fucking dumb shit. Shut the fuck up. It's crazy. There's a feud a little bit away. It's a little bit away. It's a little bit away.

It's very far away. I think it's actually further from them than we are, actually. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Well, maybe not here. But in New York, certainly. I don't care about people that are not from, like, I don't know, the general vicinity of me. Okay. If you're white, you're British.

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Yeah, yeah. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business. My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example, if anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it.

If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software, 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. to listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day.

Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. change.

Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. God, gay Dracula be like, I arch my bacula. That's funny. That's not bad. That's not bad. What would you do if you went to E.T's home planet? What would you do if you went to E.T's home planet?

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I've caught myself, like, every time I hear Israel, Israel. I always know, Israel. It's a dumb joke that only I like. I went on like a really serious deep dive in the, like, Jewish history. Good idea. Uh-oh. Crazy. It's really.

What were the related videos? Huh? No, it was, it was just simply information. I didn't look at content creators, anything like that. It was no person's face. It was just someone reviewing Jewishist 3 based on like Stormfront. Yeah.

No, it wasn't. It wasn't. If you look at it, you didn't see any of the way of it. It actually made me sympathized with them even more so than I've always been in general. It's just really genuinely really rough hands given. Yeah. Makes me really sad.

It's a really fucking unfortunately abused people. You know, it makes me sad. I gave you a T-ball. For what? Oh my God. I didn't want it. Turning Japanese cover by Kirsten Dunst, 2009, and politely giggling, bouncing and twirling at Mach 7 in Chris's closet.

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I want it right now. I love your peepee so much. And Emmanuel Macron's wife has a big peeve that I suck, too. I'm so gay. I'm going to fuck this drone and draw a penis on it. Because it's a boy drone. It's a boy drone. It needs to be a boy drone.

Let me be clear about this. I'm about to bail out the banks. Obama is, you see the book that he's releasing? It just says, I'm gay. Can't wait to. Do you see that?

I did see that. It's crazy. The memoirs. It's just big, like, I can't wait to bail out the big banks while licking my own cum off of my nostrils. God damn.

And he perfectly got it only on his nostrils. Yeah, yeah. It's like right on the rim. It's almost like when you, it's almost like those drinks with the salt rooms. I just had a margarita with some black

salt on the room. Yeah, yeah. It was like that, but come around the room of the nostrils. Oh my God, guys. Please stop. What's the old talented I am? Don't make me sniff. Come here, Kingston. I got something for you, buddy.

Hey, Gixon. Catch. Gets in his eyes and then his eye becomes pregnant with Obama's kids. Yeah, yeah, you have to nurse. You have to. You're going to have an Obama I'm going to have an Obama

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He fucking had sex with the bat. He's like, hey, look at his little bat from Wuhan. I'm going to have sex to the bat. Somebody threw about on the stage and I thought I'm going to eat this, obviously. Why wouldn't I eat it? The rabies shots afterwards were crazy. Go to Tel Aviv, please. Just go live in Tel Aviv.

Well, I do that. And then they're going to freak it and they're going to sterilize you like they did to the fucking Ugandan. I just want, I'm just trying to have sex with the bat. You see Quinn Tentino where he was like, the best audience response I ever got was for In Glorious Bastards in Tel Aviv. for us. It's just like, well... Yeah, like, oh, really? The movie could have been dog shit. They would have still had the same reaction.

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I think it's a song. Maybe an EP. Yeah, maybe. I did hear it. Keith and the David's. It's all, it's loungy. Yeah, okay, that's fair. He has a voice for that, honestly.

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Yeah we're telling him we're like gin I'm 8 We're alpha now We know what Skivety Toilett is Yeah We ever heard of Skibby toilet and then he goes... It's like a machinima series.

Excuse me. I'm gonna go to the toilet right now. And then you just hear him just shotgun blasting his head. You hear three shots. Yeah, he told up three shots. Do you guys ever see that Skiviti Biden thing? No. No?

I haven't seen... Okay, so hold on. Go ahead. Oh, God. This is, I'm sorry to have to do this to you. I really don't care. It's Stephen Colbert. I haven't...

Oh, that's even worse. It's, yeah. All information is getting harder to hear. I haven't seen any... skibbity stuff. Yeah. I mean, I know what the skibody I know the guy came out of the toilet.

I know there's like a head out of the toilet. I've seen a toy of it. There was a... This is worth watching, I promise. I'm not even hungry anymore. Something's happening. That's kind of the thing where you see it and I'm like, yeah, you...

I'm sure you got pulled off the air for political reasons, obviously. But I'm not sad. You know, about the loss of that comedy. Does that make sense? Because make no mistake. He has the highest rated show in late night. I understand where like if that show gets canceled, it makes no sense for other shows to not be. Like it's clearly a politically motivated thing.

But that sucks. That's the worst shit I've ever seen. I got a little dizzy. Yeah. Doesn't it remind, isn't it to bring you back to like, I don't know, like the people doing like the raps about like man spreading or whatever the fuck? that video you did of those like real Oh third base

Yeah Yeah Holy shit There's something like There's That was too much for me man That was too stupid That was too stupid

I knew it would cause pain It was too stupid But I can't be the only one of us Of the three who's seen it I couldn't live that lonely You know it gave me that similar reaction When I saw there was like A Biden farting video

that Crowder did? It was that level. It was like Baby Shark, but it was Biden Farts. If, and I, it's one of those things where like you see it and you understand how someone could take a life. Yeah. It's easily. I want to take my own life, you know.

Like, I don't want to bother anybody else. I want to bother them. I want to violate Stephen Colbert. Like that, that was, it was one of those things that were like, I would happily go to jail for a few days, you know, and see the court, go to the, you know, see the judge on on a Monday. Your Honor. Just like,

did you see what I saw? Did you see this? You see how stupid that? Like, yes, yes, Derek, but I wouldn't have done that.

It's like, yeah, because you can't. I want to start barking right now. I want to start barking words of people, but I can't. I really like that self-shaded watch, by the way.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like it's made of a car, a cereal box. Adam cereal box? In a cool way.

Yeah. Damn, man. That was worse than like anything that I saw on like the Big Bang theory. Oh yeah, yeah That sucks Almost made me laugh once

And I Sucks man Big Bang 3 almost made me laugh once I didn't eat for a week Because of for punishment That's crazy Okay I'll allow myself to laugh

I just haven't yet To be fair I'm one of these days I'm gonna sit down and watch the show I think I've gotten exactly like A handful of nasal exhales I almost laughed And I literally

I literally threw all the food or a house I was like Lily you and I are both Literally I took her cards I fucking hit them Prepare me for Subaku. Fly me. Oh, here's a good one.

I'm healing a little bit. I'm healing quick. Get the head. That's crazy. New name. That's crazy. Fly me to your ass and let me come inside your ass. Let me see what come is like inside your fucking ass.

There's no thought of that. All, man. I love it. In other words, let me fuck you again. Me. I fuck dude. Absolute.

That's absolute. That's absolute sin of a man. That's fucking. That's good. You know what sucks? It doesn't feel as good because I'm still a little bit annoyed by seeing that skibbby thing. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm,

I'm a little annoyed. I'm wound up. I feel like they shouldn't bother. I'll get over in like an hour, but like it's just like, I'll never get. I didn't, I really would have. I was surprised you hadn't seen that because I saw, I remember I saw that and I kind of, I understand what you're saying because like I wiped it.

I was like, I can't. Nope, I can't retain this. I can't allow myself to continue to remember this. I just, I guess because like I had never seen any, I had no reference to what a skibbitty toilet thing sounded like. So I'm imagining it sounds like that except for it's, the words are replaced. It actually doesn't. That's what's crazy.

Oh, well. I don't want to. So it's, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I don't want to see the original. It doesn't matter. It's fine. I don't want to be here.

I don't want to be around. That's so stupid. I want to kill myself. Let me kill myself. I really, you know, I'm, I'm desensitized to a lot of slaughter and genocide and a lot of horrible things. That's bad. Like that. It really unnerves you.

I'm not desensitized to things that are like that stupid to where I'm like, God damn it, that sucks. Because you didn't, there's not. The thing about violence is that, like, it's so deep and so corrupt and so, like, um. serious. Yeah, right? But like... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with

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you just didn't have to do that there was no reason like that we could have had a timeline where that just simply didn't happen yeah it's like the writers like hey this is really stupid let's not do there's no natural inclination to it there's no there's no you know what i mean like there's no there's natural inclinations to violence in certain cases. There's zero natural inclination to make Skibbitty Biden. And so like, is that from the new one?

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I'm not even, I'm saying this, this is 40% a joke. Because I do think it would be hilarious. I do kind of, I kind of want to see like what that looks like. Probably not much. Look at me,

Christian Bell and the machinist. It's me the machinist. Probably not much. You'd probably just like lose your appetite. That's it. Is he the machinist in that movie? I never saw that movie. It's about,

I don't, I don't, I've never seen it actually either. He doesn't, he knows the machinist. I just know that he's fucking thin. He looks so gross. I was like, I was like, ew, I'm not watching.

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Fisgill's chicken, man. Then I sat down. It's just shallow hell without hal in it. I don't want to see this. Shallow, without hell. It's a sad fucking movie. It's a sad fucking movie.

You believe, Monique. Like, you believe she's so hateful of that movie. It's crazy. Yeah. And she's hateful towards her daughter who did nothing wrong. She just existed. Harry wreck them, two gay to come. Gay Buster Rhymes be like, we get an Arab cummies.

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probably 40 minutes long. It's crazy. It is, it doesn't seem real how crazy it is. Because even the way that some of the cops are acting, there's like this one guy that's like, he's babysitting, he's filling in for somebody

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go on there Curly Hair guy, right? No, no, he's just standard white guy with gray hair. The brown dude, the curly-haired brown dude, the one always wears a headband. He's ex-CIA.

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freaking when you were coming back seeing them in the fucking airport yeah yeah yeah taking them back state and have sex with them was pretty cool too uh you did that part I didn't um oh you didn't oh so who's next to me who's who's there who's other giant black man helping me He said, hey, I'm Kingston. And I was like, I guess. I guess. He wasn't wearing a second symbol shirt, so I just, I don't know, I just assumed you guys were, you know. Your turn, dude.

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