The Snark Tank - #346: Netanyahu Joins us AGAIN

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

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you're really, really sick. Do you remember when you said, like, didn't you say something like you saw your breath when it was like 80 degrees in the apartment? No, no, there was, there was one time like around December where I was like, everybody went home for, for, like, for a vacation whenever.

And I was dirt poor, so I couldn't. So I was just in the living room by myself. And I came back in from work and I was like, I'm not feeling the best, but whatever. I woke up. And I fucking was like, oh, I'm fucking shivering. What's going on? And I went to the thermostat and it was 90 degrees of the apartment. And I was like, oh, I'm going to die.

Yeah. Yeah. And it's went and laid back down. That's it. Just accepted. You're like, I'm done. What was I going to do? What was I going to do?

I don't know. Pour some hot water on your penis. that's a good call always always a good I was that was the sickest I've ever been That is the by far the sickest ever been Really? Yeah like the most like clearly something's wrong What year was this?

2018 Oh 18 like oh towards the You might have gotten like one of the first WIFs of 19 Alpha COVID no maybe I'd COVID 18 Yeah the processor Yeah

Because I mean what that literally is how it works Yeah that's crazy I was like, this is really bad. Like, I didn't feel, I felt weak. He had COVID-18. But I was like, I checked the temperature. And I was like, what's the temperature? And I was like, oh.

You sure, you weren't so sick that it was, you read it upside down and it was actually. It was nine degrees. That is crazy. Or six degrees technically. I mean, six degrees. It would be, but it's, uh, yeah. Whatever. I just lay back down, Will.

Those two are not far enough away from each other to make a discernible difference. Six degrees and nine degrees are both fucking unfathomably cold for an indoor environment. First and foremost, if that is possible, that's the best central air ever. You got to just bypass its governor and then you can get to minus fucking 100. Oh. Welcome to the Sark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Sweeney.

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We got shirts like this one, this exact shirt and some other things. It's a snaggy shirt. It's a snaggy little shirt. You'll get shot in this. You will. The people that got shot in New York were wearing that shirt. They were all wearing, every single one of them was like, I'm wild coincidence. I was wildly surprised.

Yeah. But everybody that was shot in New York was wearing this shirt. That guy, which is unfortunate because that means like, that's essentially because those are the six people that bought the shirt. Yeah. And now obviously they got looted. And so like now two,

now it's like one shirt, one price, two people get to benefit from it. I don't love that. It's not good. He doesn't like that. I don't like sharing. I don't like,

yeah, I don't like other people getting joy. So. go buy our shirts is what is that's the moral of the story right crazy ass fucking train of words you know what I used to do when I when I used to work at the movie theater you know you buy the bucket of popcorn yeah I don't like people keep getting refill so I would rob them you know after I'd give them refill so basically it offset the price you'd hand them the popcorn give it back give it back give it back maybe pulling somebody at the movie theater and mugging them for their popcorn yeah you know it works I don't want to go out I don't want to walk all the way back. Give me your problem. It worked until I got arrested. I definitely, I definitely snuck in the movies. I definitely stuck in the movies many of times and I almost got caught one time that I laid down flat on the floor and because I'm so dark skin. I'm sure he didn't see me. I'm sure he didn't see me. What do they think is a pile of clothes? Like somebody was raptured here. He lives the clothes like a witcher. Someone was here.

Yeah. I got a one time one of those assholes followed me into the bathroom because that was, we had a, you know, the stupid people that were taking the tickets at the front or in the beginning, after the door, you just be, hey, can I use the bathroom real fast? You know, they, they usually oblige. Like, sure. And then you would just go watch a movie. Yeah. So that didn't like when we were in high school. One time somebody was clearly on to me. And it was actually for 300. We were going to go watch 300. So my buddies got in and worked for. them and then I think I'm the black guy trying it and then all of a sudden a guy follows me into the bathroom he's pretending to like wipe the counterdown I was like fuck this fucking asshole I know he's gonna be here as long

as I was gonna be here so I just like actually like pretended to you know do whatever and then fucking went outside and then waited for my buddies I was just like they went I was like go enjoy the movie I'm gonna fuck off that sucks yeah yeah that was are you far off from home at least were you like a no no it was like a

Like a 30 minute walk. Okay. That sounds so bad. Yeah. If you're just like, fuck we're in a different city. God damn. That's crazy.

I've never stuck into a movie. I think about it. I've only done it like a few times, but I've definitely done it. Handful of times. Like maybe like three, four times. Yeah.

I snuck food into theaters, many times. What do you mean? Of course. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because that to me is the more egregious part of it.

Like, I don't really mind paying. Even exorbitant movie prices today to me. If you're like, yeah, that's expensive. They don't feel that expensive to me. It's not too bad.

They are expensive. It's just a matter. It's just a matter of like, well, I'm, I am paying for like something. But like then they like, okay, here's popcorn for $50. And it's like, that's, that's where you lose me. I peaked over at a family's, uh, their, their total. Oh God. A family?

It was 70 something dollars. For what? For it? Was it, was it one, a single dad and his one child? It's like, it's like, it was like two. buckets of popcorn, everybody got a drink, and it was like $70 or something like that. That seems cheap. And I'm like.

And I was like, I remember. I remember it being like people complaining about it being so expensive. Yeah. Granted it's like I don't, I don't think it's like wildly expensive. Are you talking about the concessions? Yeah.

You're fucking out of your mind. Like I, I know it clearly costs. It clearly costs like it just doesn't seem as expensive. I remember being told it was. People would be like, it's like break the bank money. And I'm like it's expensive.

The privilege of somebody to say something like, by getting pop. That literally a bucket of popcorn that should fucking cost 30 cents. But like, because I buy bags of popcorn by the 20 for $5. And then this guy's like, oh, I don't say that expensive. By, by $10 for a bucket of popcorn. By method also, I have the pass now. So that definitely alleviates a lot of the money.

That is not that that does not. Wait, so you pay for the agency that? So that's not. So that's not. So what are you saying? I got discounts, but they said, it's, it's, games aren't that expensive. I have game pass. I want to

I, from what I remember spending a other fucker, I savagely want you raped. Like, oh my God. Like, like that's crazy

for you to say this. I feel like it was, I was crazy for you to say that also. But like, yeah, is it though? Is it though?

It's like we got Luigi Manjone doing shit. And then all of a sudden me wanting the guy that's simping for fucking prices. I'm not simping for prices. Nica, that let that language that you're using.

My language, I never once said I'm a movie. Be you have popular. and say it's outrageous. Be a fucking populace and be like, this shit is crazy. Everything costs too much,

but it isn't break the bank worthy. I remember it being explained to me as. Luigi Mangione should break out of person and kill you. That's crazy. People that are living paycheck to paycheck would fucking disagree with you heavily. Sorry about that. That's why like you're speaking from this like,

it's like the Republican experience where they're like, it's not, I don't, what are you guys like have all this money and they're completely fine? And they're like, why are you guys showing me to pull your stuff up by the bootstraps? I think there's a... Negroid.

No. No. No. But they're speaking from their own experience. I think there's a distinct difference. What is that? Where the money I'm spending... No.

No. You're making it a skin. I never once... My blackness has nothing to do with this. What's the difference between these good old boys saying, pull yourself up by your bootstraps because they're fine and you're saying you're fine? And me saying that I'm not usually... I don't...

I want to hear the rest of his argument. I don't feel killed by going to be. to movies. I feel like as if I'm going to the movies. I'm going to, I'm there to, I'm there to enjoy it. So I might as well spend this money. And the money I'm usually spending as in is like, oh, well, this is obviously more expensive than it would normally be. Like this soda, that's four or five dollars, opposed to it being like maybe a $2 soda somewhere else.

Right, but you're saying it's like $4. I think it's more than that. Bro, there's certainly not $4. $4 is like cheap. Maybe a small, but I don't know. Maybe a small. All he knows is that buying a buck is that buying a buck. of popcorn and one icy

is more than the tickets more than tickets. It's like damn near $30. A big bucket, a big, a big, by the way, big bucket of popcorn. They're small. They're smaller now. Big bucket popcorn and then just like a

large drink. That's like 30 bucks. It's fucking ridiculous. Something retarded, especially depending on what theater you go to. Some theaters are like nicer so they feel like they can charge more. I usually go to the one in the,

around the nicer one where you live, not the one in the main area, but the one by nearing the mall. I just go to that one. That one feels cheaper. The outside one? The outside one. There's the big Burbank 16.

There's the one in the mall. And then there's kind of like the off center one that's kind of like weird. That's the one I go to. Yeah. And that's the nicest one actually, but it's hilarious. The one, the big one is, I hate that theater.

I don't like going to that theater. It's, I don't know why people go there on purpose. Why? So this is a bigger thing. theater, which is way more probably. You can go to like a nicer, smaller theater. That's a better experience with better seats that are like around the corner. The one in the mall has the best seats because they got the recliners and they got small. The one, the one by the, which are called

by the Barnes & Noble is the best one, I think. Because that's reclining seats too. Yeah, but the one in the mall is, I mean, they're the same basically. Effect. The other one, that one's just kind of out of the way. I'm like, I'm not going to do it. I go to bar. Yeah, whatever, rich man. Yeah. Whatever rich, rich, rich, rich, Republican. Fucking, Richie, rich over here. Macaulay Culkin. Like the small amount of conservatives that are listening, we're like, fuck yeah, dude. Like we got, we got money.

We can afford this stuff. Fuck everybody else. Maybe Kingston's white and Chris is black. Never said that once. Never said that. Absolutely. Never, never one. Actually, I am going to see Naked Gun tomorrow, I think.

Oh, you are? Yeah. I'm probably catch that. I'm just, I saw, dude, 100%. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna, and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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Isn't that fucking crazy? My BPM was just... For how long? Well, yeah, but I mean, that's kind of crazy. That's relatively wild for like a comedy movie today. Even if it's like more like a 70 or 80, I'm like, that's kind of nuts. I feel like I'm going to be gaslit and the... the way that uh top gun maverick happened everyone that saw i didn't care about he liked that movie

you remember you remember the reception to it though right i thought it was insane i saw that really you don't i saw that movie well after it made so much money i saw it well after people were fucking cum shotting even uh dude even when uh we we talked to your movie sucks we talked to adam we we had them on the show one time and then around top gun maverick we briefly mentioned it oh and uh about cop and he said he liked it And I was kind of a little Like I didn't say anything But I was I was very surprised

Because to me it was one of the most mundane movies I'd seen in a very long time Like it was just A fine movie Not good, not bad Just oh I never want to see this again It was competent if you know what I mean Yeah I still have never seen the original Top Gun

I have no I enjoyed it for what it is But like this one is like people are like It's really gonna sound it's like This is worse than the first one This is a fine film It's so fine film. There's almost no stakes in the movie.

I don't know. It's not a bad movie. It's like a staceless movie. The enemy is completely faceless. And I mean that. And I mean, I mean, even when you see like some of the guys, you'd never see their face. There's no clear cut enemy. So he's like mysterious.

That's kind of cool. It's just like, well, there's not even like an antagonist. It's just spooky foreign, you know, spooky foreign, eastern Europe, something. Speaking my language, I think. Yeah. And then it's like there's no. even the romance is like PG so I was like why even put it in there

it's so right there it's so everything is so like there's no stakes it's bad dude yeah I mean it's like it's bad in a way that I'm like oh I wouldn't say it's I trust you more than to me Luke warm is way worse than hot and cold I try I wanted I would love it if it was dog shit I trust you more than I trust him because he loved

Ant Man quantumania oh I did not love that that's crazy he came back to the apartment one day and he was like guys I did not live in you when that movie came out he said you that's a lot he said you have to see this lie said you have to see this movie I didn't live with him for like two years when that time that movie came out it's a crazy lie consider when he sees a joke because you're you're you're just you're just being deflamatory for no reason to say I'm stupid defamatory when did quantum man come out when was I don't know fucking two years ago yeah like two something like two years ago yeah it was dog shit and then you came home and you're like this Then I came back.

I moved back in with Chris temporarily. Yeah, yeah. Told him I loved that movie and then I moved back out. Yeah. I moved back out. That's exactly what happened. That's a bad shit. It was fucking insane.

Jonathan Majors. What a waste of a talent. You said, and I quote, Modoc is the best live action super villain ever in a movie, ever in a film. You know, comic book movies not even withstanding. Not even limited to comic movie movies. Yeah, be really ill. Seeing him.

Better than Vader. Better than. Disney movies, better than Hans Gruber. Better than Dracula in every iteration. Every, every single. Better in Tywin Lannister on his best day with his best writing. Yeah, better than Charles Muntz. What this guy's just rattling off fucking.

I'm just saying people. You know Charles Mons? He's just rattling off shit. Isn't he actual murderer? No, he's a villain. From what? I love that you don't know because nobody, nobody remembers. That's why he's rattling off obscure shit.

It's from Up. I didn't even know Up had a villain. Me neither. I've never seen it. I forgot. I heard how great Up was and I heard it for years. I know. And then I finally, you know, downloaded it to watch it.

And then I don't know what happened. I did it. Finish it. That was like me. It has a beautiful intro. The intro is really, really, really. I remember the intro a little bit. I've seen the beginning and I was like, oh, it's good.

I'm probably going to watch the rest of this. And I just never did. There's a lot of movies like that. Like I have a, I bought Baby Driver on like Blu-ray. Oh. Because I was like, I think it's Edgar Wright, I think, the baby driver, I think. I could be mistaken. Yeah, and you like autistic people and shit.

I just like his movies. And like, I remember being like, oh, I'm going to watch this. And so I bought it physically. I think it's still straight for it. I think it's still in the rap. I don't know what it is. Like, I, no matter how, there was even days where I was like, I'm going to finally watch that. And then I just didn't do it

I don't know There's some movies that are just Drive is that's mine Drive It's been sitting on That's Ryan Gosling right Yeah So a couple of my buddies

Were like dude You'll you'll really love drive Because me I was like I don't fucking First of all I don't care about Ryan Gosling personally He just He's never

Captured He's never in any fucking performance I mean this I've never I don't know What La La Land? I don't I don't know

I'm not gonna watch that I just He's really good in that movie I I like him in Barbie a lot I'm sure he was I'm so good in the action movie with Emily Blanfrey I what's called.

Like I don't have a, it's, I don't know what it is because I wouldn't even say he's a bad actor. I just, he never, his performances don't stick with me for, I don't know why. He's not, he's not going to him? So I've watched, uh, I saw the notebook, which is one of his most iconic roles because I was badgered into seeing it. But like, why are you watching the notebook?

Because so many fucking, uh, women were so adamant. I'm like, I promise you this is a really good movie. It, you know, it wasn't. Of course. It's a fine movie if you care about movies like that. When you follow the plot, it's like this is come on.

It's fine. That fucking, that fucking guy, spoilers for the notebook, fucking when they split up or whatever, he writes a letter every day and the mom hides it from that chick. But like,

I was like, Negro for like over a year. Yeah. Imagine you don't hear about some from someone for over a year. It's over. It's over. Sure.

But that's too, it's tight. It's too much where like the, you know, the women look, oh, I wish someone would do that for me. And I'm like, no, you don't. That's psychotic. Anyway, there's many. Why did you watch that? Like, that's, I don't get it.

It's like Chris sitting down through Star Wars, all of them being like, this four shit makes no sense. Listen, like, nigger, clearly doesn't make sense. What are you doing here? Nearly, that's, that is apple oranges. Come on, man. The experience you're going to have from that movie is never going to be one adequate to. It's looking. can tell when you look at it.

In a romantic movie or whatever they call those movies. It was not a rom-com. It's not a romantic. It's like more sappy romance. I guess just romance. I think there is a term for it, but I can't think of it. But those dumb movies. Anyway, I've heard so much about it.

I even said, like, why does everybody care about this movie so much? Why is this so praise? And then I was like, I'm going to be objective and watch it. Because there are some movies that have surprised me. I'm like, oh, that was a lot better than I thought, you know? Yeah. I was hoping that was going to be Top Gun Mavericks.

because I'm like, how good could it be? Have you seen... Have you seen... Have you seen... Have you seen... Have you seen... Jet, fly, jet, fly. Like, it's not that.

Have you seen a classical romance movie that you've liked? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential

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with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology,

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I don't think I've ever seen a romance movie No, I must have. Hold on. I've seen maybe one that I've really enjoyed. Maybe. And I've seen plenty of them. Why? Because I was trying to get pussy.

So I was watching movies that girls like. Like most people that watch those movies. Weakwilled. I think there's the romance with, it's funny, romance within movies. I think maybe not romance specifically. They're not like romance oriented. I like, I'm Alabama.

I did like that movie. And I liked, um, I don't do that. That's a song. I'm a song. I was born Alabama and I really like, um, I like the fault in our stars because I think it's so morbidly sad that I was like, this is this fucking. Isn't that John Green? No, the YouTuber wrote that.

The guy that does the history in YouTube because he, you know, he's trying to be a good human. So these people object to history and people are like, this is fucking gay and dumb because I put that in this comic before. You put it to? That's that you're very nice. Well, I'm watching my Mesopotamia for three hours.

This is gay and stupid. It's gay. It's true. You can deduce all history to that. Anyway. There's a lot of gay people in history. No, that's actually a good question.

Any romance movie, you think? I don't think I've seen any, I don't think I've seen a romance movie. That's just purely a romance movie. Yeah. I just, I don't can't,

I can't imagine you would do it. That's my least favorite thing about anything that I see. Really? Romance. Really? Like in a movie? Like, I don't need to see, like, what does this do for me?

It does nothing for me. It's, I don't need to see this at all. That's, that, that's, that speaks volumes. Yeah, it does a little bit. It does a little bit. I don't care about other people's romances at all. No, it's supposed to be either, it's where you, you, it's supposed to elicit feelings of like, oh, uh, envy or like, say, or, um, reflection on your own relationship or something or a mirror. Like, uh, well, mirrors taken a couple of different ways.

Sometimes I feel like I get that out of, um, or like, um, or, a mirror's taken a couple of different ways. I feel like I feel like that out of, reflection of you. I feel like I get that out of most romance that isn't just centered on an entire movie about it. You know what I mean? Like I've seen that, I've gotten that feeling from just like the minor things

in other bigger genres that like, it's fine. I don't need a whole movie about that. If I'm sitting out of, that's completely fine. Like the idea of not liking romance as a factor period is where we were like that. I'm saying it's my least favorite thing

about most things that I watch. Like if in Spider-Man, like the least, the thing I care about least is Mary Jane. You know what I mean? Generally speaking. I don't care about it because it sucks. You can catch me on like a good day.

You can catch me on like a day sometimes. We're like, oh, maybe this is more interesting than otherwise. But most of the time, like nine times out of 10, I'm here to see you punch people. I mean,

I get it. I get. That's why I initially liked Spider-Man. I think I love his romances before it became just him fucking up constantly. And they got serious. I'm like, he just can't make shit work.

But when I was younger, I was like, I understand his romances. Yeah. Because I went through shit like that. It was troubling romances. It's probably hard enough, especially in a movie

because I think about I'm thinking about this one of my favorite like doing love interest in video games I love that shit personally I love like say that's a Talley Zora's tattooed on me right

Yeah yeah Like and the That's so funny I'm like the opposite The dynamic I fucking love that shit dude I don't think I did any romance That's great

In the last night I did Massifax To me it's like it's like It's so hard not to It's like to me it's I love it It's such uh Exploring it's like Fleshing out a character Here's a character that it's humanizing them really

because most people want companionship, love, they want that stuff. And then so even finding time to do that, even when the world is being or the galaxy is being threatened, it's nice. And then especially if they compliment each other well, that's why I didn't like Garris. And Talley was supposed to get together. And I'm like, no, I don't know. No, sorry, writers. Sorry, I'm intervening. Goodbye, Garris.

That's crazy. That's so crazy. But I said, but I said only. if I romance somebody else That's the only time You have her though You're taking someone else Because I feel like

She legitimately She reminds me of like Not in a couple of sense But just companionship Wally West and John Stewart In the animated series Because there was that The opposite

She was like corky and shit But very Dependable like you know Like a Wally West He was very quirky But when it's He'll turn it on when it's time John Stewart

was no fucking bullshit and that's how it's uh shepherd is shepherd's a no bullshit stoic army guy and i thought they compliment and i know garris is like that too literally but you can't that's why garis is your boy that's the problem the problem is i'm like you're taking my shine you need to be a little bit different son i can't have you that is just a weird level you explained you said no it's not then you proceeded to explain literally my character is too similar It's his character. So he can't have her. So I'm long-winded.

He's a threat. Even when, even when it has nothing to do. I mean, let's be honest. I'm completely self-aware of how fucking stupid. If I, if I romance shadow heart, I don't like that will goes to hell with Carlack. That does bother me a little bit. So do you do anything about it? I don't do anything about it.

I let her go because I don't want her to go by herself. But I'm like, you're black master. Don't you fucking take my. I literally the same thing. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, though. The same thing. Look, I did the same thing. I did the same thing.

I did not want, carlac legitimately doesn't want to go to hell herself, so somebody has to go with her. I'm completely fine with that. That is, Talley, it pisses me out that she's like, oh, because of this dumb movie she watched, she's like, she basically just wants to be with a Taurian. And I feel like that's crazy. Well, wait, hold on. Will and Carlac are supposed to be a couple. Yeah, if you. Why don't you just kill Will?

Well, I did at one point, but not for that, not for that reason. He's useful. I need him. I killed him immediately. I needed that, bro. I needed Eldridge Blasper. The second he walked into the camp, I was like, I can't get to know someone else.

There's another person in this? Jesus Christ. Oh, brother, the game. He killed him right away. That's so funny. It's like when, I don't know, this happens, you know what it's,

it was like in Claire, in Claire obscure when they keep throwing characters into your party. And I've already like mastered like these three characters. And they're like, here's a fucking free. who does like weird shit and I'm like I'm not gonna learn this I love 30 hours in I love the weird

character You missed your chance See ya That that was that was unfortunately And that was the problem I was like damn my second play through I'll fuck with her kind of a thing Yeah, so wildly overpowered

I got her to yeah but that's the whole thing That's what she had to be Because if she wasn't there's no way You're gonna use it that late in the game You know what I mean? You get her you get it late enough Late enough You get her like what?

To me, I feel like you're pretty deep in because I think you meet her when you're in the village, right? You're halfway through kind of. Or like, you're halfway through. Is it act one that you're? Is it act one that you have? You meet everybody act one.

You meet everybody after. I got to do it again, but the problem. I feel like that can't be true. You meet everybody act one. No. Yes. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

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Yes, because Act 2 is when you go start looking for the, what you call. I feel like Monaco, definitely not, no. That's the end of, that's the very end of Act 1? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, I'm wrong. You mean Monaco on the beginning of Act 2. You're right. Sorry, you're right, yes. The beginning Act 2. Act 1, you get everyone else.

And then is in Monaco? I guess. I'm Jason State. I'm sorry. I feel like this is what they're going for. I'm clude as it woof. Anyway, yeah. Can you, can you... If you kill everybody in Balders game, what is that, what happens?

I've, uh, I tried. You're gonna have a really sucky time getting through the game, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have a really terrible time. You can't, you'd have to somehow be the damage dealer and the healer at the same time, but everyone's going to target you. No, what's the story at that point? Like, if you kill every single, if you kill Shadow Heart.

Well, it's, it makes... I don't know if you can kill Shadow Heart. It makes every... Yeah, again. Absolutely. How do you kill her? So I didn't mean to kill her, but, uh, She just, if you don't take her out of the pod, right, she'll end up in the, in the, in the, in the camp.

Oh, it's dead? Well, she's not supposed to end up dead. But I didn't the, when the, when the, when the, when the, when the, when the, when the, when the, the, the, the, the druids. Yeah. The druids aren't. So they attacked and then she was just dead. And I was like, fuck. Because I didn't want her to die.

Who can, you can, you can, I guess you can kill her. I don't know. I know you can kill. Yeah, I'm trying to think who you can't. You can kill Halston. You can kill Will. I killed all of them except for you can't. I don't think you can kill the Knight's song.

At least not. No. You can, you know. You can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, so. You get jerk. There's, I need, I'll boot up my play because I remember when I was that

car urging, like, I'm pretty sure I didn't, I wasn't rolling with anybody until. Damn, I don't remember. It's been too long. I think you can kill I didn't kill everybody Yeah probably You can rip A else arm off I remember that

And shove him back in the portal I just left him I was like fuck you You didn't help him Someone was like Someone first a head out of a portal Says please help me I got him on my first play through

Of course The second I saw him I was like I'm leaving Did you That's crazy What a freak No no I saved him

And then he was like I need to eat a magical item And I was like I'm not gonna feed you a magical item First of all That didn't know me I'm coming across so many of these on my own. You could ignore it.

I didn't know what happened. I didn't know what happened I never tried that. I ignored it and you get to the point where you meet Elmester and he's like I'll fix you up and you're like all right cool. Or he makes a pact with Raphael. That just could be really bad. I'm really bad he makes by Raphael but it's like I just gave him like two things and we got to the point I needed to and I'm just like I'll fix you up my nigga.

I didn't double doors and fucking closed. you up my nigga he says that. I didn't like that shit at all man I was like yo you know he was like a Tomogashi. You felt like you had to like yeah. I was like you're not you're barely a person. Also, you go fucking rummage for things. I'm finding all sorts of magical items. You find one. Isn't that it, you bitch? Isn't that like, this guy's a fucking warlock essentially?

It's funny because it's funny. You can't find magical weapons. You know, you can end the game immediately with him. If you go to the, um, the part where you fight, uh, Mark Hall and what does name, uh, fucking JJ, JJ, um, Jay Jonah Jameson. Yeah. Yeah. You can have him in a party, have him stab himself and blow it up. Jay Jonah Jameson. And he can literally stab himself and he can, new. the game and I got taking you the games over. Oh, you knew. Oh, gotcha.

The game's over. It's like, oh, good job. Good job, Gail. Well, I got to play it again, man. It's been, it's been way too long. Just shit keeps coming out. I want to play that fucking, that Chinese Dark Souls. You're done ready?

Oh, uh, he just came out. What is it? I don't remember what it's called. Which is a lady? It's something like that. It's something like that. Yeah. It's on game pass.

And I was like, God damn it. Oh, is it really? Yeah. I was like, a lot of good shit on game passes. I'm going to fucking play it because just because, I mean, I got to take advantage of my fucking Oh, it's August. That means Gears is this month. Oh, yeah.

See how that does. Well, speaking of Ballersgate, Galane Maxwell. She's in the news yet again. Isn't that nice? She's asking for a full pardon. Asking for a full pardon. She's asked for a full pardon and they're discussing options. I saw something that said like, oh, Trump is considering a full pardon, but like I don't know

how accurate that is because I don't know how accurate that is because I looked at the sources and it was just like, it seemed kind of dubious. Like, I wouldn't be surprised, but like that article seemed like that article seemed weird. I wouldn't be surprised if that was true. Yeah. To save face, what do you think the scenario is? Because I think, I think a lot of us just thinking on the top of our heads, the likely scenario would be if there was a pardon even going to happen. It's give us information that's going to take down Trump's enemies, of course, not him. Sure. And that would be, and hopefully that's satisfactory enough for his base to be like, oh, he did it. Yeah. That's definitely what it's what I would imagine if it were to happen, that's what it would be.

It would be like, oh, wow, would you look at that? Everybody on the Epstein, everybody on the release Epstein files is a Democrat who doesn't like Trump. Isn't that crazy? What a coincidence. I guess it was, I guess that's just proof that the Republicans are great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And people will just not critically think about it at all. Yep. Enough of them will be like, I'm satisfied. Even though they've been saying, I don't trust him anymore. I was looking at Too Lazy to Tries video. He was like, he's just a, a-polish. but he'll talk about everything. And just seeing even, you know, people like, don't fucking forget about this.

And like, I used to be a Trump supporter. I'm seeing some people that are abandoning ships. So I'm like, even though I want to be like, you're still dumb and gay, but I still appreciate that they've left. You know what I'm saying? Like they fucking left it. It took way too much. Way too much. Way too long.

And it should be embarrassed. Yep. Yeah. But I don't know. At least there's some people. But I hope those pussies don't flip if a snare like that. turns out they're like oh yeah i knew you would let me down trump even though they were burning their flags and stuff and now they're gonna like stitch it together yeah yeah

and still wear their burnt fucking hats and stuff because they're sims i can't even i can't even i can't even i can't even get involved anymore i'm just like whatever happens dude it's just it's clearly gonna be like wow everybody in this thing is uh everybody here is bernie sanders bernic sandererick went here a ton of time when it's all bernardsonnardtani was here He was there when he was 14. When he was six, it's crazy. When he was 14 in Uganda, he was here for some reason. He would be a pure victim, but still, well, he still did it.

He still did it. We trafficked them. I was there when we trafficked him. I was there. I was there. I mean, just kidding. He would say something like that. He would.

Just like, I didn't have the privilege to go to the island, even though I know some other people went. Genuinely insane way to phrase that. That is so crazy. I didn't have the privilege to go to the island. It's such a wild thing. to say. Like somebody where's the Vonville hook at that point? Like somebody like bro, like his handlers

like bro, do you think we're done? We're done. Do you think he's gonna pardon Diddy? Do you think that's gonna happen? No. You don't think so? No, because I feel like he would have done it already. Yeah, maybe. He would have like when all the shit was happening I feel like unfortunately, just like

Diddy is experiencing now, he's not as powerful as you think he is because he's black. So he didn't. He didn't get the privileges that a lot of other people like Epstein got for literally trafficking, getting caught doing that shit and then cutting a deal. Sean B. Piddly. He did get killed. He got killed eventually. You're right, though.

Probably. And he got killed. And I imagine because he threatened to say like, I'm the great Jeffrey Epstein. How dare you? And then like this, I won't forget this. And he's like, uh, yeah, you will. Some dude came out his wall, shot him two times. it went right back in the wall.

What do you think about the theory that, because I saw people like, oh, well, the files say like he didn't, he, he, uh, he did kill himself or whatever. I'm like, okay, fine. What do you think,

what do you think of the theory that like, they came in there and they were like, you better kill yourself. I just don't, we're going to make shit hard for you. Because I feel like, even if he did kill himself, I feel like there's no way he would have wanted to.

You know what I mean? No, I, I, I've, I've, I've read through those scenarios. I feel like you have to be coerced. I feel like you have to be coerced or, like, threatened into doing it. If you were coerced, it would have to be like, you know, the quote-unquote tooth serum type of thing. Oh, yeah. Easily suggestible to, oops, I killed. Do you ever see the movie the other guys?

I think so. Wolf Feroerolehr. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And the Asian Slare, right? And the Asian Slare, yeah. The king of, uh, maybe I don't know. Blind.

He's like, he's like, doomslaver for Asian people. Yeah. Mark Wahlber? He's like two favorite Asian people. That's crazy. The car park steps through a portal in fucking Tokyo. He just goes crazy. Like the fucking abrupt ass dages to people.

He's fucking have like, it's like he's got beams, but it's, only it's Asians. It's like it's, there's a crowd of people and it's just whizzing through and it's the Asian guy. He grabs a guy. In point accuracy.

He grabs him. Open his eyes up. That's crazy. Aim for the bushes That was That was a good laugh For the first time I saw that That scene pulled me out of there

That was a good I was like damn I did not see that coming Even though when you Retroactively It's very obvious When you're just seeing How could it not

How could that not happen? It's really funny Because it's like They clearly did not pay These two actors The whole time They'd be in this movie Of course

From the moment You know this is not possible Yeah They thought there were rock stars Aim for the Bushes They did not I bring this up, though, because there's a part, I think they might have been in, it was either Goldman Sachs or the Federal Reserve. I can't remember. They're in an office. And there was a guy that they talked to. And then all of a sudden, he's drunk his shit on the ledge, you know, and then he slips off and kills himself. You know what I'm saying? Like one of those type of things. So he clearly was coerced into getting drunk and to go on the ledge. So he killed himself. So like one of those type of things to where it's totally. totally possible, but that still means

he didn't want to kill himself. I feel like it's more like because you can say he killed himself by putting himself in that situation in the first place. Right. And then that way, like, I'm not lying. You know what I mean? He just killed someone killed him, dude.

Someone clearly killed him. He was clearly murdered. I hate that, like, at the highest levels of stuff like this where people still find it, they're like, oh, it's too fantastical. And I always say why. It's the least fantastical thing about anything that's happening. That's the thing that's so weird, though,

but there's a lot of people that treat it that way, because you have seen, we've seen at the lowest level. Let's just say the lowest level, somebody kills somebody for being inconvenienced in traffic. That's an extreme response. Why is it hard to believe that, oh, I'm about to be ratted out that I'm a notorious pedophile, kill that guy.

Why is that hard to believe at all? I've seen, there's a story outside of my old school and somebody got killed for like $100 a weed. Yeah. Yeah. Like they're gonna, I don't know. I don't know what to say to those people who are just like they don't,

they find that too, like, unbelievable. They do that with like, uh, even like, say the 9-11, you know, there's a lot of stupid conspiracy theorists that say dumb shit. Yeah. But as far as just the basic baked information of like, oh, would, uh, with these defense contractors, would Halliburton and all these people want something to happen so that they can go in and make a shitload of money? Duh.

Cause a few thousand people to die. And so they can get in here. I'm like, why wouldn't they do that? They don't, the insurance companies kill tens of thousands of people a year. by denying claims. Yeah, yeah. To maximize profits. Why wouldn't they see a plan, let it happen?

It's the same shit. You know what I mean? Not foil it so they can go make some money. It's the same way. Like, people like, oh, are you saying they would kill their own people? Yes. What do you say? Of course.

Especially if they didn't have to do it directly. Like the war on drugs, people are like, that's all made up. And it's like, there's, like, you think people, the idea that people don't just kill some people to benefit is hilarious. Yeah. It's like maybe we won't interpersonally, but government and entities will, they don't give a fuck.

They don't give a fuck. I guess that's the problem. People wouldn't really do that. People always like to put themselves in it. They're like, they wouldn't do it. So I'm like, yeah,

you're not a rich, maniacal freak. I wouldn't make 9-11. Yeah, I would have, I would have, Mark Wahlberg would have saved it. You would have,

you would have fixed everything. You remember that? How Asian are, oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Yeah, like, that shit wouldn't happen. I was like,

how Asian are they? 25%. I mean, I mean, they... He's like, yeah, in the region, they're like, oh, they're Asian. Like somebody whispers to Mark Wahlberg because he's like, what are we going to do? We're going to do.

And then someone's like, Mark, they're technically from Asia. And he was like, you know, like he got activated like a Venturiian Canada. And then he just punch. He shatters. He fucking like takes control of the plane. He gets tune force at a certain point. It just becomes ridiculous. It's like Superman landing a plane in a 2005 movie movie recently.

Right in the family part. And it's like this motherfucker Galactic. Walmart Walmark War Walmart War War War War Mark Berg

Mark Berg Mark Berg Mark Berg Mark Wahlberg's in the World Troisner He sees the plane He's like No, don't worry

He's like He's like Neil He holds his head up And then he touches his hand And then it touches his hand And there's a little bit of goo He's a little bit of giv And he's holding it

And then obviously 9-11 it ensues. Like the glass starts to bend and break and he's like, I got it. I got it. They're not. And he's like, this plane is from.

Kuwait? Oh, no. And it boom blows up. Kills everybody. Ridiculous. I love that. And I wouldn't have happened if I was on there. It's like, oh my God.

I love when I love those people. Those people are fucking, uh, just you just want to like beat them up. Just to show like, shut up, dude. Yeah, you've never been in a situation like that. You don't know what it's like.

You have no idea what it's like to be shot at. Yeah. No. I do somehow. And it's not fun. And you don't, you're not as brave as you think you are at all. No,

like, why would you be? No one is. No one adjusted is brave enough to be like, I'm going to endure being shot at. We take people into facilities and then we brainwash them for a few years before we send them to get shot at. Like, we don't, like, regular people are going to do that.

That's why it's like really, when it's a huge deal when you see like kids, when there's the you know because you know there's school shooting every other week right so when the one kid like dives at the kid and gets killed because of course everyone's like whoa they you know they call I'm a hero because it's so unusual for people to try to yeah that is such an unusual thing these people that are like sitting around oh yeah I would have done that I would have I would have built the giants I would have built a spider meck out of a box of scraps and it would have taken the shooter down. Can I ask the question? Yeah. Okay. No. Is that it? Was that the question? So the okay's not a

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Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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You wasted one. You got two more. Yeah. So if the, there should probably be some sort of. That was the end of the first one. You interrupted the question to start another sentence. That was the second. That's not a question.

Was the, so the, and it was with a question mark inflection. So like that was a second. It wasn't like so. You've got one. You've got one more left. Would it be insane for them to have some sort of attack plan for if there is a chance? Like by chance they're being a school shooter? Good job.

having an attack plan like like like school should probably have like a plan like a plan of action to do that's like obviously the passive plan is though I can keep people safe it often leads to a bunch of casualties like a fight back like yeah like like like let's have like you know like an attack like you can't expect that of children exactly it's also true brother and people let's let's go to uh um and uh the gun rifle associations let's let's go right Let's go to the National Rifle Association, whatever the fuck is called.

Yeah, the NRA. And you will get a roaring ovation. They'll be like, Yeah. We should fight back. And all of them are shooting and shit. They're just shooting. One guy has a key field.

One guy has a key field. He's yelling so loud. You can see it. He has a white key field with hints of yellow. You know, crazy? He's changing. You know, that's funny. Because I'm much just in the last episode,

but I'm playing days. X right now and there are a lot of like security turrets or whatever. Yeah. In just like normal buildings. And I remember like, oh yeah, this was a thing. It's still kind of a thing of a video games. It's not really as big of a thing now because it's so obviously unrealistic. But there was a point in time where I was like a little kid and I was like, are these like

common? Like do banks have turrets? That would be so crazy. I would never stab in a bank. They are like, how does it determine what? No, exactly. But like in the game, it's correct. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. And so you're just like, man. How many auto turrets are there? That's such violent technology, you know? Like that's such violent technology, but technically after the first couple hundred people get gunned down for no reason, then it's probably a really good technology. But like getting there is like going to be rough.

Black. Black. But at least her, blah, da, da, da, Hispanic, mid-skinned tone, aloud, darker skin tone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well. But then after the waves of that being bad and then. things, you know. They got a fine tune.

Like if we, domesticated bears a long time ago, they might be pretty useful pets now. But the problem is that Bears in schools. Who's going to be the first person? That's it. Perfect.

Perfect idea. We'll get the school bear. Mm-hmm. You know. You got to get a little one. Some schools have like a goat or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get like a school bear.

And he'll be just like, he'll be hanging in a cage in the middle of the gymnasium. That's no, no, no. Shut up. You can't have it hanging. What, what do you mean? You got to have it roaming. No, no, no, you have to have it hanging.

Why? You can't have it roaming. It's going to eat the kids. But if you have it roaming, it'll learn how to use the kids. No, actually. Oh, yeah. You got to go with the no actually. That's true, you're right.

I think you have it hanging. Having a hanging is not good. It's going to be angry and like pent up. You have it roving. You exactly made my argument for me. It's going to be angry and pent up. It's going to see all the kids. It's going to be, like, entice.

It's going to be frustrated that he can't get them. It'll get like one piece of salmon. every like couple weeks. And then, and then like by the time it's down, by the time like, okay, like, oh my God, the skinny kid with the glasses,

it happened finally. And, you know, everybody goes into their classrooms. They lock the door, but then they open the gym doors and then they cut, they cut the rope for the bear. The cremes down.

It falls open. The bear is now loose in the school. And now the school shooter is the only person in the hall. for the bear to eat. Do you think the bear can't get through the doors? What are you talking about? You know bears can get in cars.

You know that, right? It's not going to assume that it's going to have plenty of space to move through. It feeds the bear twice. You know what it's going to hear? A guy running and shooting. He's going to hear gunshots that probably screams from kids. Yeah. Where's it going to go?

And then when it kills the school shooter, is it going to stop? It's like, I'm going to go back in his cage and then be elevated back to my water. I don't think you're understanding the scenario very well. people are being shot the remaining people go into the fucking rooms they lock down everybody's locked in the school shooter's trying to go around break in it's not super successful

the bear's gonna get him and he's gonna be in the hallway and that's gonna be it's gonna be the only person available to eat but what if he breaks into a room which is possible with a gun they can probably shoot the locks well then they're all dead anyway well yeah but you're just adding more dead people because the bear might kill the school shooter and then kill the people too

could have hyped up but he's gonna end there Look, man, I think you just have it rolling It's not a bad plan It's a perfect plan I think he's leaving Leaving food around for it to be able to easily access Making it become friends And then like hopefully

It won't kill a bunch of people A cuddly bear that does No, it has to be an attack bear I'm sorry But why? Why does it have to be an attack bear? Because you're sending it into a war zone Essentially, you're sending it to attack It's the purpose of the bear

You can't make a bear comfortable around kids If it's going to take down a school shooter school shooter's going to be a kid. Right. And who's to say, school shooter doesn't have a plan to, like, get real buddy-buddy with the bear. And now it's his fucking bear.

It has fun. Now it's his little bear. Honey, he gives the bear a gun. But in your case, what if he does the same thing? What if he's buddy-buddies with the bear while he school shoots? Then he goes, he shoots the bear down first. Give it some salmon and the bear.

You've always fed me honey and salmon. You can't befriend the bear if it's out of reach. This is the point. It's out of reach. No one's reaching it. But there's a mechanism to get it up there, right? Initially. It's a hoist by the faculty.

The janitor guards it with his life Well, doesn't it do, okay, pop the janitor Go lower the bear down The genus, honey The janitor's on a separate harness rope dangling under the cage And anybody tries to get close to it He's like, swings a broom at him like, hey

Yeah, stop it. Get away from his bear. He also has armor that he made from scraps From scraps. From box of scrap. He has Iron Man armor on that he's made from scraps of fucking, of a racer holders That's chain mail.

And fucking staples. and it's literally armor. He's wearing chain mail and he's like dangling from underneath the cage. Now obviously if the cage ever gets cut that's kind of a problem because the bear's going to land on him. But he understands he accepts the risk. He signed the waiver.

He understands what the wrist. He has one really long broom. The broom of the sleep all over the school. He's a value. He's got a really long. They call it an extendo broom. Right. And it like goes really low and it turns corners.

Those are good. Those are good brooms. Yeah, they're great. Those Acme Extendo brooms. Yeah. Fucking foal-st-based brooms. So let's go to our city councils. We'll go to the next meetings.

Let's do that. And we'll give them our plan. Sure. About how to secure our schools better because clearly we're not going to do any gun control. Yeah. No. That would be also just a bad idea. It would be a bad idea.

Because then how would we defend ourselves from the school shooters if we didn't have guns? Exactly. We just have a standard. Ask yourself in that situation. What would you follow? do. Yeah. We should clone Leon Kennedy and have a security guard of every school.

They had riot shields and they were scared. Of course, how embarrassing is that, man? I don't think there's any, if I had a riot shield, I don't think there's much that could scare me. Like,

it would have to be like literally a wild animal that could like, you know what I mean? I think they should be put to death, actually. I think those cops should have been put to death actually. I think that should have, they deserve that actually. I don't think if you think they should be torn to pieces of,

I think I think I'm not I think I think they should be put in a zoo kind of No they should be they should be put in a human zoo You lost you lost your rights to be alive when you do something like that I think Because that is just like cowardice to a degree that's almost magical It's really especially because of them being officers too And how many were there Because I'm sure It's like a fucking paramilitary

There's like hundreds There are more cops on the scene than there are in like a game of big team battle Yeah You know It's kind of nuts It was insane. And they're sitting there hearing these parents be like, please help our children. And they're like, we can't.

Restraiding some of the parents I wanted to go in and do something. I would say in history. Trash. I hate that the news cycle so fast because I feel like that was something that should have been like never. I should have lingered for a while. For a very long time. Nothing stays around in the public consciousness long enough to actually have the effect that it should have. Right.

Not anymore. This is the closest thing we got. this Epstein shit. Yeah, actually, I can't remember the last time that something has stuck. Even the last time it happened too, like when it first happened. Uh-huh. It was it stayed around for quite a while. It did.

And so like, I guess, I guess what we're saying is like, Jeffrey Epstein's a good guy. Crazy. He's been a... In a roundabout sort of way. He's, uh, well, he's... In a cosmic sort of way. His sacrifice, you know... Cosmic, sort of way he is.

His sacrifices led us to... keeping a lot of these politicians under a microscope. So bless him for killing himself. He did it. He killed himself. Yeah, he did. Specifically, he's like, this is the only way I'm going to be able to get everybody else arrested. Trump and my best friend Trump, my good friend Clinton is, there's a lot of people seeing.

I was actually watching Majority Port with the, and they were going over Medea Sons appearance on Jubilee. They were talking about that, but then they started talking about everything else. And pretty much everyone's in agreement. And this is the thing that's annoying me about, like, you know, liberals or leftist specifically that I'm like, all right, it's clear that the Democratic leadership aren't touching this at the top because they know how many people will be implicated on that side. Obviously, Bill Clinton was on the plane like almost 30 times.

Oh, Bill Clinton. If there's anybody who I know beyond a reasonable doubt, I bet my life savings. I would easily, yeah. All $5. It's literally him and Trump. They were definitely, definitely there. Probably together in the same room.

It's just upsetting that, like, it's like the Democrats have a home run, and they won't fucking do anything with it because of the implications of, and, you know, like, with all the people that disappeared that threatened the Clintons before. So there's people that probably are like, oh, I'm scared. I mean, that party is all just Clinton's friends, really. I mean, they were willing to tank an entire election cycle. Oh, right. Just because they were like, no, it's her turn.

Yeah, it is her turn. It doesn't matter where the energy of the base is. It's her turn. We promised. I'm sorry. That's true. And you're saying it's her turn is like 100% real? Because it reminds me of that one congressman that was ancient and had cancer.

And like people were like, we want him. because it's his turn kind of a thing. He's like, yeah. And then he died, like, I think months later. Cool. You know, like, it's shit like that where it's like, bro, this is, I haven't seen enough pressure being put on these people. Like, I'm serious.

It's like, I'm just speaking for myself, but I feel like we're well past the point of mob justice. I'm like, what's happening? It does kind of feel, it does kind of feel like we wasted, like, we wasted the storm the capital, you know what I mean? Like, we wasted it on such a. dumb thing. That would have been so important. Dude. And for so many other reasons, they're valid.

And then they're just like, oh, my guy lost. Is there anybody? I feel like Joe Rogan is the only, but he won't do it. He's such a pussy-ass bitch because he's still, he's been taking little jazz, but he won't go far enough. No, I mean, they're all embarrassed. Even now. They're all like, they are. They're all like trying to play like, well, I didn't know. He's not doing what he said he was going to do. How could we have predicted this? I'm sorry, you got to be really dumb. You have to be really stupid. to be like, Trump didn't do what he said he was going to do? I'm flummoxed by this.

Yeah. You know, did you see Andrew Schultz bring up a point that makes no sense? He keeps seeing like, well, like, all politicians lie. And like he was trying to. So I'm like, so what is your point, sir? So it makes you even extra retarded for believing him? Yeah. Because he's being like, like, oh, like we're trying to say like,

how could you fucking believe this guy? and then he's kind of trying to deflect that like I don't know I guess since they all lie like what do you do like you kind of have to still trust them or something I don't know what his point is when he says that it's just weird he's I've heard him say it twice yeah you can go on track records that's how you indicate that oh yeah your resume right your voting record what did you do stood for this person that stood for that you know yeah but they call them low information voted for a reason but the idea that all

all the bro, the Schultz, anybody in that sphere, Theo Von, any of those people that were quote unquote tricked, I hate that they're even using that because they weren't tricked. They weren't privy to anything. They were just like,

if you're tricked, you're stupid. Like, there's no, there's no other posse. And I'm sorry that's offensive, but like there's no, there's literally no other option. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell,

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That's fine. You don't got to be a smart person. We don't need everybody to be smart. Right. But if you're not smart, you got to stay. out of these spaces then? Because like you're just fucking everything. I think that's been the biggest problem since I've even seen

internet commentary on Pollux and YouTube is that people just shouldn't be in a space because not everybody knows what they're talking about exactly. Most people don't. And I think it's dangerous because of the fact that you start talking about stuff. And then you're like, oh, I was manipulated. It's like, fuck yeah, you're repeated because these people know how to, they're politicians. All they do is manipulate. That's their fucking bad.

That's their bonus. Yeah. It's like, oh, what is? The argument, though, is it like, oh, well, Trump's transparent about how much he lies and so I trust him? I remember, what's his name? Feels insane. I remember Dave Chappelle made a point about that, but that annoyed me. It was a good joke, but it was still, still annoying because he was saying that.

But I'm a mo for him at the end of the day. It was like, oh, he pointed out that when it came to certain loopholes, he's like, he used them. He would be like, yeah, I know these things exist because I use them, but I'm going to, Fix it. And I'm like, okay, hold on a second. You talk about people being stupid. Think about it. It was like, people, I want you to think about this.

If there was something that benefited you that was great for you, in what fucking universe would you stop doing that? Right. Why would you do that? And so for people to believe that shit, first of all, like Andrew Solton and those people, I don't believe. I don't believe that they believe Trump. I really do. I think they're just, they're making a excuse. I think they're riding a wave because they, well, first of all.

They're just riding away. they understand how lucrative that audience is. That's all it is. So they're using the I got tricked as an excuse. No, they knew this was going to happen. They're not. They don't. Exactly.

That's all it is. If just like Andrew Schultz actually had a little bit of a slip because he said in an interview, I don't remember who it was with, but he was saying, man, back in the day, the Democrats used to be cool. Now the Republicans are cool. He exposed himself. He's riding the wave. Right.

He doesn't care about what's happening. It's just about getting money. and so he sees how problematic things are so now he's trying to get off the ship you know who's been doing that right now Marjorie Taylor Green is crazy I haven't seen that so she already did that one day

I think we talked about where she tried to vote it let's stop funding the Iron Dome oh yeah yeah yeah yeah but then another thing where she's one of the only fucking Republicans right now in Congress that is calling it a genocide

and not just a war right like she was like people like children are starving She called it a genocide A few months ago She wasn't doing that, right? Of course, yeah, yeah. But she's one of the only ones

I'm like, oh shit, I think she's trying to get ahead of it Because the only thing that seemed to be sticking now Because there's no You cannot say anything And deflect from kids starving Because it's not about bombs and Hamas and warfare It's literally just kids starving So them being blown up

Was there were shields before Right, right. But you can't, you don't shield, there's nothing, it has nothing to do with warfare. It's just there's, I mean, of course, famine is a part of warfare. But Derek, what if those kids are dangerous? So, luckily, I saw a, you know, I have to say as I'm, I'm obviously, I'm not in the IDF anymore. I used to be. Sure. Looks like it. Those five-year-olds, they pack quite a punch. Yeah, they're a little tricky. You can't let them get close because they'll, they'll crawl like inside your, they'll crawl inside your clothes. They'll crawl around you. They're small enough to do that. So you got to use excessive force. You got to starve them. bombs in her ass.

They're being bred. They hate me. They hate me and they want to kill me. That's the argument. I know. Well, those are that's the Zionist argument. That's the scientist argument. But the politician,

they've actually run out of defense. That's why I feel like that's why Marjorie Taylor Green is flipped so hard quickly. Yeah. And now you're seeing Trump's like on TV. Yeah. Like you can't. They asked them, a reporter was like,

what do you think about your homie, Benjamin Netanyahu like saying that there's no famine going on? He's like, I don't know if I believe that. He's like, what I've seen on TV because it's all. That's so crazy. Yeah.

But I don't know if I believe that. But like it's crazy that he even. It is crazy that he even said that. He said that. He was like, I have seen them. Those people look pretty hungry. Like he started like,

oh, it's crazy. So we're going to look into like sending them more food. Do you have doctors? Really? Like stage five or something like that to the point is like no return. Yeah. Well,

many. It's damn close. Many of them. Many of them. It's, it is crazy. The only, the only rating.

There you know what you mean. But it's just many of them are past the point of no return. Like you say. like where it's, you know, your body starts consuming itself. Within days, it starts with the fat, goes to the muscle,

and then it goes to your organs. It was your organs are being consumed. You're fucked. The saving grace of this all, this entire situation really is the fact that I don't think Trump cares about anything. Yeah. Like I think like he's so,

even just like I was just saying like, yeah, I mean, I wish I wish I wish Gilead Maxwell well. Or like, yeah, I didn't have the privilege of it. Like just he,

he so regularly slips up because he doesn't care enough not to. Right. that like, I don't know, maybe there's a chance that ends up not being as bad as it could be, given the circumstances. But, yeah, dude, like, I don't know. The whole, I'm surprised that he's not doing

what he said he was going to do is so bewilderingly stupid. It's completely. You're not, you can't be taken seriously. It makes me mad that, like, it's the, it's the pundits. It's the comedians, the people with platforms. I don't believe any of them that they're saying that. I believe their constituents. I believe their audience.

I believe the people in the comments section that I see that, you know, they, like I always your mom and your dad taught you accent speak louder than words. There's too stupid to understand that. It's just like those people run businesses. I imagine a lot of those voters. Yeah. And they hire the worst people imaginable because they don't read their resumes. Well, dude.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Well, when the Nelke boys had Net and Yahoo on all the comments were like, you're fucking stupid. Yeah, you guys are fucking retarded. You just let you let him just like, There was a lot of people that when Trump came on, Trump came on. But it's worse because people, there's still a lot of people that love Trump.

Yeah. No one likes Netanyahu. There's not really a cult of Netanyahu. Even Zionists don't like. Nobody likes him. He doesn't have a real fan base. No. So he's kind of like, everyone's like, fuck this guy.

He's making things. Because even, I'm astounded he's even, I'm kind of astounded that he's even like able to move around. You know what I mean? Like, it seems kind of like. It's there's certain It's just like, George Bush, George Bush is a war criminal

There's certain countries He couldn't go to Because they would arrest them Same thing with Benjamin Mattanahu Yeah, but like George Bush At least had like a Well, what I mean is Hey what we're doing.

You know what I mean? Like there was at least like For most presidents, most I would actually say like probably Like every president that we've had in our In our lifetime anyway Yeah

There's been like at least a personality there Benjamin Netanyahu's just there and he's just kind of, he's not even like, he doesn't even come across as evil. You know what I mean? Christopher. He just comes across as like,

Christopher. I don't, thank you for having me back on the podcast. Oh, welcome back, Benjamin Nett. Thank you so much. You know. It's always,

always a pleasure to have you. I'm glad you, the Nelke boys, they reached out to me and they said, hey, you should go on the Snark Tank podcast. I believe that.

Yeah. And so I'm here and thank you for having me again. I don't, I don't know why they told me because I've already been on, as I could easily reach out, to you guys, but this is what's happening. It's okay.

These are confusing times, Mr. It is very confusing. So, first of all, there's no famine. So the second thing is, uh, what is? Oh, that was pretty quick the way you brush over that. Yeah. So that's, there's no famine. Everybody, uh, everybody in, everybody in Gaza.

Oh, interesting. The, the terrorists all get lobsters, uh, filet mignon. Uh, they're calling them terrorists, but you're feeding them? I'm, I'm a humanitarian, Christopher. I see. So I, every, every, every, I make sure every, every famous chef in the world, particularly Gordon Ramsey, goes to Gaza and hand-cooks them all meals individually, Christopher.

Okay. So don't believe the AI media. So don't believe the AI media. So you're sending Gordon Ramsey to go over there to hand-cook? Is that so unbelievable, Christopher? A little bit. He has a lot of money. It seems more like you guys are going over there and cooking their hands, really.

It's what it feels like. Christopher, you don't understand. Gordon Ramsey has a lot of money. We have a lot of money from your tax dollars. So we give all the money. Gordon Ramsey. Oh, you're welcome, by the way. Thank you. We actually could use a little bit more. We've got to paint

the iron dome. Paint the iron dome. No, we're trying to make the iron dome a literal a dome. Excuse me. I sneezed. We're trying to make the concept of the iron dome an actual dome. With paint? Yes, so we want, so we don't want it to be invisible so the aircraft crash into the dome,

but we are building a literal dome. Oh. We want to paint it. Okay, what are you going to paint on it? Blue and white, it would star David. Oh, I see, I see, I see. Right. Right. So we're making a real dome.

That seems really obnoxious. But we need, we are very obnoxious. I'm sorry to say. You know, that's not always a bad thing, Christopher. That's not always a bad thing, Christopher. So listen, listen, listen, we need more of your money. Uh-huh. So how would you feel about, about 80% of your income?

To you? Yes, please. No. Listen, Christopher, you're being unreasonable, Christopher. Listen, I guess I am. We have to defend ourselves. We have to have our new polished dome. Not just missiles.

Missiles is that's outdated. We need a real dome. So then literally Hamas and every other Arab monster can, uh... Aren't you guys God's chosen people? Can you get God to sort this out for you? Why do you need our money? Listen, Christopher, Christopher. God is...

Works in mysterious ways, Christopher's. And the way that he is working is he wants you to give me your money. I don't really want to give you any money then, you know. It's okay. You can leave. Listen, Christopher. You seem more reasonable, Kingston. It's because he seems to be quiet, that's why.

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See, now you're speaking my language. When we get 100% of money, that is exactly what I want. You know, that's what we're all about. That's what we're all about Christopher. You're laughing. That's the very anti-Semitic for you to laugh. I'm just stating facts about you giving me money because you give me a lot of me, give me billions of dollars, and I love it. I love it. I love killing brown people. It's awesome. Anyway, Kingston, I see that you're nodding in agreement and you love me. Give me a praise. Give me a kiss.

Give a kiss to Benjamin Netanyahu, Kingston. Come on. Give me a kiss, Kingston. I know you've been longing for this. I see your juicy lips puckering up. Give him a kiss. Come on. What do you have to say?

You love my Iron Dome. Is that why you're in awe? Is that what's happening? Why you're not saying anything? You're so shocked by my beauty and how amazing we give. lobsters and filet mignon to the to the gossens to the brown devils. Give him a little kiss. What makes it crazy

we'd have to have him. We agreed. If you agreed, you'd have to have him on the podcast. Oh, Benjamin Nia. You, uh, I'm here, idiot. Why are you, why are you speaking as if I'm not in front of you? My name is Benjamin Njahoo. You can call me BB for short. No. Oh, that's fair, but...

That's fair. How do you ward off Jewish people? It's funny that because... Excuse me. This guy is the biggest anti-simi I have ever seen. I thought he loved him. He doesn't love me. He's racist. Get him. Get him. Get him. Everybody get him. It's really crazy. Get him. What's up? Is that they had... Choose your words carefully. He would say that. He probably would say that. He would say that. He's just like, no, nothing's

happening. All right. It's been productive. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye, Benjamin. Benjamin. Benjamin 99th, everybody. The second time he's the second time he's debut, on the start. Oh, man, that's crazy. How do you debut? Exactly. Only Benjamin Nattyao can debut twice.

I forgot to announce that I was in the bathroom. I'm back. It's Derek. All right, welcome back. It's Derek. So what's going on? What happened? Benjamin Nettiav just stopped by.

Oh, BB? Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah. We all call him BB. We all call him BB. We all in our first name basis. What were you saying? I don't even remember.

Damn. No, I think, but because, like, when he was on the Nokeboys and they were talking about, like, what do you like better? McDonald's or Burger King or whatever the fuck, you know what I mean? like he didn't even have a personality when he was answering those questions

you know what I mean when it was when it would be easy to highlight a personality I think the barbecue sauce is tangy and sweeter and burger king but you need the tang for the for the for the nuggets you just hear kaching kaching every time you open this

it's crazy it's crazy that a guy so mundane is from Philly like it's hard I don't think he's from Phil, I think he's had some, I think he went to school in Philly. He had some, I feel like he had some Philly tenure or something. He went to school in Philly, I'm pretty sure. Is that it? I know he's from Tel Aviv. Is that it? Well, I guess he was born in Tel Aviv. He's obviously, he's got an action. He's definitely grew up like in an Israeli environment. I understand that. But like,

I think he might have lived there. It's probably, it's, it's, it could just be from what I heard and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, maybe that's just completely not, he doesn't only has like the school ties and I think you went to school in Philadelphia. I don't know man. Yeah, I don't. I personally, the problem is I don't care. That's why I didn't. It doesn't really matter. I don't want to know Hitler's

elementary school, you know? Like, I don't care to learn that. I'm just because like so many world leaders, like, and that's why ultimately I'm surprised that he just can go anywhere because it's like not only is he just like a reprehensible war criminal but he's just also deeply unlikable. Like he doesn't have anything. There's nothing to him. It's not like, it's not like George

Bush where it was just like, hey, I'm going to, I'm going to pontificate. Or like I'm, I'm, yeah, or like, what was, what was the word that he would use?

Like, uh, he would like make up words. He would make up words. Watch this drive. Well, those are all real words. But I'm like,

yeah, I know you mean, now watch this drive. Now the best, he dodged the shoe. That's, there was, uh,

that's great. There's videos of being a person of a person. A pretzel and smashed his face. What? I never saw that. Baseball game. So he was on like a skybox or whatever.

I've never seen it. If I remember correctly, he choked on, Because everyone was like, what the fuck's wrong with your face? It was all bruised. I fucking choked on a pretzel. I'm like, I believe that. I believe this dumb idiot put in a big piece because he was like, oh, check this.

This is what they used to make me do in Skoll and Bones. And he was like, and then he just fucking started choking. I'm regurgimitian matate. Bro, did you hear he had to jack off in front of his fucking dad? That's like a thing and so Skull and Bones. Do you know Skoll and Bones? Are you talking about? What is this?

What are we talking about? The Singaporean Pirate game? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So while he was making. while George Bush was developing skull and bones in Singapore. Right.

He jacked off in front of his dad. That can't be real. No, but yeah. So Yale has a secret society. Well, secret, you know what I mean? Secret. Yeah. Asterix called skull and bones.

And, you know, his poppy and all that was a part of it. And there's like a weird, there's like rituals. There's hazing. There's things you got to do. And it's a pretty common thing that he's like, oh, yeah, you have to like beat off in like a coffin or something. And his dad was there. So his fucking, so his dad was. watching them, wow, you got a little peepy.

I'm actually, are you sure you're a Bush? You know, I'm like, you fucking, because Bush did this? Yeah, George Bush, our George Bush. George W. Not HW. Where is this? Where is this? I've never heard this ever.

I heard. I've heard of color. Listen, you have to, you have to be into like secret society shit to hear this stuff. That's what was fascinating for me. Was it in a book? It's, well, yeah. But like, it's also in people who study, who study the Colt. They love this shit. And I personally love it. I have a dumb Illuminati book. You like beating off in a coffin with your dad? Yeah. Well, my dad was dead. Well, my dad was dead. I didn't have the privilege to beat off. I mean, he could still be in a coffin. It's real. Well, he could be in the coffin. Yeah. And then I get in in the corpse stuff and I get in there beat off. She did. Get in there brick. The door can't even close. He was so break. What if you lay down? What if you lay down? What have you laid down? What do you lay down on? What do you lay down on? What do you lay down on? What do you lay down on?

you're dead in the coffin and then you jerk off and then five minutes into it you feel like you feel like his dick move that first of all it's already insane that I'm doing that then I'm fucking then there's some paranormal shit too I'm fucking frightened I'm forever frightened dude fuck that would you go soft immediately I'm cool I've gotten soft immediately for way less I'm no quitter so I'm gonna keep you going you ever got a cramp and then like immediately your dick just collapses you got a cramp and comes immediately from it that's happened to me multiple times unfortunately I that's cool I wish no yeah I'm like I've got a fucking cramp and like immediately I just everything shuts down. I got a cramp and I was a fucking fouing. You're like a, oh, oh.

You know what the funny is? I remember I got soft ones because like I, like my window was slightly open and then I heard somebody mentioned the Wizard of Oz. And it completely like fucking ruined it. If they can hear you, if they, if you can hear them, they can hear you. Yeah. Well, I'm not like loud about it. Oh, I'm fucking.

You know, like, you got the silent, uh, it's usually the, the ladies Oh no This is not like a Oh you were Oh you were you were you were doing a session Right right Okay okay gotcha

We're clocking in So you're clocking in You clocked in It was over Like You were like You were like And then I started

I started thinking about the Wizard of Oz I was like I can't turn up to the wind He started thinking about the line And stuff Like that guy's not hot I could fuck the witch Okay

I've I've Yeah I did it I get some spooky pussy I can't I've had spooky pussy already

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What's wrong with Argentina? I mean, ask the Latin American, ask the Latin American community It's not the entirety of Argentina. That's crazy. He represents them. What do you get?

You know, Messi's not a Nazi. Are you going to become Nazi? Not about Nazi shit. They just suck. Oh. It's not a Nazi shit in general. They just say,

they're a sucky group of Latinos. They're very disliked. Very, very disliked. Okay. I don't know anything about that. All right. I don't know anything about that either. I think I've ever met an Argentinian

to be fair. I've met, not many, but I've met some. When I bought a motorcycle, well, I bought a helmet from an Argentinan, and it was so clear that he had German jeans. First of all, his accident, I was like, what the hell is going on? Because I couldn't tell what it was. And he says it was from Argentina. And I was like, okay, that makes sense why you're blonde and almost seven foot tall.

And he, like, had a very, it was very weird mix. Right. So from, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're Nazis. He's, he's got some Nazi genes. Clearly his family had ideas that he probably doesn't share. And he's like, behave.

He wasn't angry when he saw me, so that's a good thing. He's like, I'm here for a reason. He's been, he's been deprogram. That's crazy. Because I am always angry when it's. Valiums being spoken, bro. Valiums being spoken. Imagine if you had to go to work with somebody that made you angry every time you saw it.

Interesting. I wonder. I frowned at Jojo every time. I found out Jojo almost every time I see her. That's me. You frowned at her? Yeah, it's like just. Oh, I just.

too actively frowning a person is crazy I woke up and then like you know she's on the computer she looks and I just immediately just scowling but she does it too so it's a it's a little it's a little game it's a little thing just just like a real frown looking disappointed at someone frowning feels so like not natural

to me. Lillie's literally my best friend unfortunately and it makes me sad sometimes that's pretty that makes me sad sometimes he's lame as fuck but she's like literally my best friend that's like your accountant being your like your best friend's like you your partner supposed to be a best friend yeah sure

This is your best friend. They should, but like, they don't have to, but they should. It would make it a lot easier to hang out with them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I think they're your best friend, though, by virtue of just like spending the most time around you. Yeah, of course. You know what I mean?

Sure. Because they're definitely, like, friends that I have that I'm like, there's probably realistically, like, there's no amount of time that I'm going to spend with another person that's going to match this. The amount of fun you've had hanging out with them. Yeah. I think me and, like, me and I blind are probably like the best friends ever. because like we just talk about fucking everything and it's and there's a certain point where like

I don't know I don't have a woman can really do this I think I was found right here that like it's basically this scrubs yeah so like there's this the janitor he does this evil eye scene where he's just like walking like by and just scowling at fucking JD

and it's basically this is what I do you just walk back and you walk by your wife's slow motion and scow basically how do you slow yourself down so it's like the reason why this scene is significant is the music. How do you slow your... Oh yeah, Miss Cupsie. Castlevania ass music.

That is crazy. And he's just like, stand it. He's looking at why are you fucking doing this though? I'll just look at her and just like give her this evil ass look like. I haven't seen Scrubs in forever. I love that show. I think they had last watched I showed in like 2009 or something. Oh, no.

Yeah. They're bringing it back. They're bringing it back. Jesus Christ. There's nothing original. Can we just please let things die? I have the funny thing is I'm shocked that it took this long. because I knew, it felt inevitable, even though, like, I don't want it.

It's, it's, uh, I know what you mean. They kept making commercials together, Turk and JD. Yeah. They kept making commercials. I saw him at, what you call? He lives in Glendale because I saw him in, um, which one? Shake Shack multiple times, Turk. Hello, hello.

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Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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No, JD, sorry, JD, the black guy. No, it's the black guy. No, it's a black guy. Donald Fasyn. The amount of confusion there was very weird. It was wild. But the guy from Clueless, I've seen him in Glendale multiple times. Oh, cool.

Like countless time. He lives over by the brand area. I saw him with his little half white kids. Oh, his little half white kids. I'm like, oh, they're adorable. Well, they're adorable. They're adorable. They're adorable.

They're adorable. They're adorable. They're like, you know, like, oh, I saw this black guy. And it's like, well, you can't just say you saw this guy. You know what I mean? Like, why do you, why do you have to watch it? It's for the texture of the story. Yeah, it's a descriptor.

To me, it's a descriptor if it makes sense to the story. Oh, yeah, because he's black and his kids aren't all black. Because like, say, people don't do that. People don't say that. I don't say that. I saw this white guy. I do if it's important. Non-white people do it.

You do it if it fits the story. I'm aware. I'm just pointing out the fact that he has half white children. I'm just calling out people's biases and their soft-coded racism that they don't notice. But I notice it. Here's the thing. A black guy is a black guy. And then a white guy is just like a normal guy.

Yeah, absolutely. I agree Christopher. Oh, Benjamin. He would very much agree. He would very much agree. He forgot my private jet keys. You forgot your jet keys? Yeah, my private jet keys.

Yeah, my private jet keys. I forgot my paid by you guys. I forgot my keys. I just wanted to get it real quick. Okay, fair enough. You know, my fair skin is normal. Okay. I just want to say the people that we're giving filet mignon to, they're not normal.

I got to go. Okay, bye. I drop my dreidel. I'll be right back. Let me get this. Drop to my dreidel. He's flying to grease. Yeah, of course he is.

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I love this question. Do you guys have any plans for guests? Like aside from the lies, Sweeney tells. I'd love to see some old YouTube has-beens on the show. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what happened to Jay Aubrey? Yeah, I can't remember.

He was in town. He couldn't make it. What happened to? He got caught up. He got caught up with so much what-you-called VidCon stuff. Oh, thanks for informing us. You mentioned, oh, yeah, Jerry Arbor's going to be on the show. And I'm like, oh, okay, I didn't know that.

Yeah. And then it just never occurred. I didn't bring it up because he's like, oh, he's not, you can't make it. Okay, well, let us know that. Listen. It seems like a crazy thing to not inform. You Hardars know a lot of people that live in Burbank that could be on the show. Hey, don't docks me.

Ask, what the fuck up. I know, I know, I know a few. You both of you I know a few Especially you because you've fucking Probably worked with a bunch of them Yeah yeah And this negroid

Literally Ask none of them I don't call him a negroid I have to Don't give him that It's embarrassing It's literally they Everyone does it

Except for you I know I know It's not embarrassing It's hey we're cool Hey man Could you You know like rising tide Like I know you would also

I'm sure I'm sure all of them Think our show is fun if they're aware of it. Possibly. If they're aware of it, I'm sure they are. Yeah, I know, I know some of them do.

So, and there's probably some of them, I know, first of all, I know Colin is probably fucking butt-heard that he hasn't been on the show. He's not but-hurt. I guarantee you. He would tell me if he was but-heard. He doesn't let things sit.

Yeah, are you sure? Because I just feel like it's more of like, damn, like you've, y'all have been doing the sacred symbols for what, six years now, seven? Who knows how long? It came up, we did a stream recently with, like, with him.

And it came up in the, in the questions. We were like, I want, like, if you're going to do it, you need, I want you to come here. Yeah. And he said, I want you to be in person. He said, I'm never coming to California ever again. I mean, he does hate California. Well, yeah. He does not like it.

Well, who, who, who, unless you, like, live in a very isolated area in California, likes California, if you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah. It's just too many fucking people here. It's gross. But I love, don't give me, like, I love. I don't mind a lot of people. I don't like L.A.

I like California, actually, like as a state. That's what I mean. Like, I don't, if, if, if, if, if for some reason, everyone in L.A. dispersed and spread around California, I'd be, California is fucking awesome. See, I'd prefer. I wish L.A. was more dense. You're fucking. I think the spread out shit is what fucking ruins it. You are. I don't even know what you're saying. Why would you say that? I think L.A. is New York. Because I don't want to be like, I don't want to be like, oh, hey, you lived in L.A. Cool. Let's hang out. And it's like, oh, you're six hours away because there's traffic. I don't think. I don't think traffic because everyone's dense in areas. We say.

No, there's no density in L. that's the problem there's no density everybody's spread out hell are you talking about are you crazy no are you crazy have you fucking freeway so spread out oh my god you wouldn't have that many people on the freeway because you wouldn't have that many people going to different place if everybody was densely packed in the same place people wouldn't have to go on the highway to visit each other that's what i'm saying i think it's the same problem i think the problems are the same and different at the same time because i think la la la is how would california be california if everybody was densely packed in one singular area i'm saying i'm saying laa specifically a la is too spread out. It has to be. What do you mean? There's too many fucking people. I'm not saying it doesn't have to be. I'm saying it is. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of smart talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms,

coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

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And LA is way, like, I'm thinking about it in a New York perspective where New York is densely packed. Yes. Right? And this, none of the problems that are here are over there at all. What problems? The fucking spread of it and how far away everybody is from everybody. What do you think the problems are? What is your concern versus other people?

The thing that I hate about L.A. is that like it doesn't matter how many people are here because they're ostensibly not here. It doesn't matter. Like, if somebody lives in L.A., there's a pretty high chance that they live so far away from you anyway that you're never going to see them anyway. So there's no real point. In New York City, in New York City, everybody is like five, ten minutes away from each other, no matter where they are. And that makes it a lot more natural to just like convene and have like organic. No matter where they are, they're five, ten minutes away from each other.

In New York City, yes. In New York City? Yeah. Like so, you can get anywhere in ten minutes. In New York City? Yeah. 10 to 15, yeah. You can get anywhere.

Is that a natural thing? In New York City? In like 20 minutes. Like genuinely half an hour of Manhattan, of Manhattan. And you can get anywhere, yes. In Manhattan. In Manhattan, yes. Half an hour.

Like so if you're just, but like purely like walking. No. No, that's crazy. But in Manhattan, like via subway or via like maybe bus. A train, a bus, a cab. It's all fucking quick. And that's kind of thing. And that's kind of thing.

Because the thing that bothers me is that like I know a lot of people here and it would be nice to see them more often. But they're like, oh, I'm in East L.A. I'm in Santa Monica. I'm like, you know what I mean? Like everybody's like so spread out. But you understand if people were legitimately spread out that it would only take minutes on the freeway.

They're not that far away. That's the whole fucking reason why this sucks. The problem is that it's so sardine in this area. California is. I want to go to fucking Santa Monica real quick and just hang out, which should take 15 minutes tops. But it takes an hour because of traffic. I agree.

I don't consider it. I guess because I come from a very dense place that like this feels like relatively undense. California is objectively as dense. Is this not on top? of everyone each other. It doesn't feel that way. It's not on top of the other.

You know, you can attest. It does not feel as dense. It's not as dense. It's only dense on the highway. And that's the only time it ever feels dense. That's the thing that you avoid so you don't feel it. Well,

I avoid it specifically because I'm like, I'm not doing it. Yeah. But like, a lot of people don't have that privilege. They don't have the privilege. I didn't have the privilege of, I didn't have the privilege of going to the island and B-K.

Like I think if California, if California got the same density as New York, it'd be unlovable here. Oh, people would start just killing each other. livable. This place would be this place would turn it to It's just not designed for it clearly even New York is not exactly designed for how dense it is literally that's why people can't don't have homes I just would just love when I when I lived in a North Vegas since there was only 200,000 people there It's fucking crazy. It's it felt like fucking paradise because you can go we can drive into a Vegas proper

So fast right and so fast and like Vegas proper is dense because of all the stuff but only like about like a million people live there actually When Vegas? Yeah No one lives in fucking Vegas really. I think it's the social aspect of it too Because it's just like usually people go out And if you're hanging out and you're like a young adult You're going out to a bar

Or you're going out and doing something Yeah And here you need to drive You know what I mean? You need the drive because everywhere is so far And so it is kind of this thing Where it's just like well What's even?

I don't know It's just a lot of it just kind of gets in the way Like the way it's spread out Like gets in the I feel the spread Gets in the way of everything More than the density for me personally I don't drive so like obviously Whatever

But even that, like the spread and the density and the traffic, the spread combined with the density is the problem. I think California is a very, the problem, this state's biggest problem is just simply the interactions of people. I have no problem. The traffic sucks, but it's the price of the, it's the price of butter, you know. Like I'm here, unfortunately, I'm going somewhere. That's an old saying. I haven't heard that in fucking forever. I literally actually have never heard that.

My grandmother used to say that. The price of butter. I didn't ever read. But it's like the idea is like you're going to go, you're not to go far, you know, to deal with those things. things because it's because our friends, we all have close friends that live in, we're in Orange County, right? Yeah. Going there and coming back are always two wildly different experiences.

Sure. We're going there and broad days like, this is an hour and 10 minute ride. Going back, 35 minutes at back. And it's like, that's crazy. I have really good friends in Long Beach. I haven't seen them in five years. Way too far down. It sucks.

But that's what's crazy about it. What's crazy about it is that it's not far down. It just is ostensibly because of the traffic. I want to go to South Central to get food because they got the best fucking best soul food obviously, best like burger joints South Central. I will, but nobody knows that because you only know that if you live there. Because traveling there is fucking gay because it's like 10 miles away.

Kelly's, it's 10 miles away for me to go get a good ass burger, but it's 55 minutes. And I'm like, I'm not going to drive almost two hours ago. I guess for me, I'll reach it. Because I think for me, I get in my own head where I'm going to like, I don't know, would I? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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I don't want to eat convenience people, but I should just like ask people. There are people that I'm filming with some people soon That I think would be good on podcasts And I'm gonna like try and bring it up like as naturally as I can It also feels very gay to be like You wanna be on my podcast? It doesn't have to. It feels gay, I don't know

You're gassing yourself up to make it gay Maybe. Because this is like Hey this is especially our show is not some gay Well it's a gay show But you know what I mean is gay a lot in the last minute Right, I know right? What I mean by that is it's this this

This is a sense just homies talking shit. That's all this fucking show is. Why wouldn't they want to do that? You know what I'm saying? Like if my problem is I, I'm really bad at making connections because I, I'm just,

I'm a fucking hermit. Like I just, I don't talk to people. Yeah. If I talk to people more, I wouldn't even be, I would just be like, oh, I'm going to go ask them. Well,

I'm kind of the same. Yeah, I don't know. I always hear you like, oh, I was hanging out with fucking so-and-so the other day. Yeah. I was just doing those as fucking, you know, I have to act. I actively like try to do that though. Like it's like,

because I'm like, I know it'd be bad if I just stayed in my apartment all the time. Right. So like I actively like, I have to force myself to do it. Yeah, I guess.

Once I'm out, I'm having a good time. Because I like, I'm like, I'm making effort. I told you that it's always that. You're like, you're like,

oh, this is fun. Yeah. It's so comfortable like sleeping. I'm like in my office or like on my couch or whatever. I don't talk to creators. I make every effort.

So I'll just not really. You say, wait, you say you don't? Not really. people all the time. If they're not... You're always talking about

how you talk to creators. If I know someone, like if I know someone I met them in person as a difference, I'll speak to them. But I don't reach out to create them usually.

You still like, you like, play games like D&D or card games and stuff. I know people, but that's people I've met through like interactions other beings.

Like I've played D&D with like me can. Not D&D. I've played like magic with meat cans like that or like I've, I've chatted D&D with like,

what's called like, like, some motherfuckerucker ever came to L.A. I don't know I've ever seen him in... I'm sure he used to live here. Like, Lident. I don't know.

But like, not when we were here. So he moved to like, wherever the fuck from. He used to live in L.A. He used to, he used to, Midwest, I know that. And then he moved here for a while.

And then he moved back. He probably animated on shit for a while out here. And he moved back to Midwis. Okay. That's smart. There's a smart thing you fucking do. I think, and this is the one.

This is the one that I think, I think I've asked you a few times. I was like, get fucking Zach on the show. He was the first fucking, he was the prototype. Ipe. Yeah, but he's a next level of person now. That's fucking stupid.

Getting in contact with Zach is pretty hard. That's so stupid. Like, he's got to know it's pretty hard. No, it's not. It actually is. Okay,

okay, how many times have you done it? I've spoken to Zach maybe. No, no, no, no, when's the last time he tried to contact him and he didn't get back to you?

I've spoken to Zach and like, no, no, listen to my question. I'm saying, I'm saying, because I contacted maybe like two years ago. Last time I spoke to Zach five years ago.

Genuinely. Sorry, sorry, sorry, five months ago. my father five months ago you try i spoke to him and he's he's working like no no no no no i did you contact how did you contact him five months ago yeah i'm saying i was you sent him a message on twitter and what he say and then i don't even know what he said but i mean i mentioned back he's how's life everything going there's simple conversation he was like dude i'm i got stuff to work

on but that's what that's what he said yeah yeah because wait no hold on you said how's life i we were just we were just chatting shit and i was like man i haven't seen you in a while man he was like yeah i got a lot of stuff on my play right now. Oh, sure. That's fine. Like, that's, that is a very normal thing. A lot of people have a lot of things and a lot of projects. And then you ask somebody, oh, yeah, let me see if I could make some time in my schedule. Yeah. It's like, it's literally that simple. I feel like I would, I would rather ask him that question when I see him in person again. Yeah. Sure. I mean, that's, that's agreeable for me. That's kind of the thing for me. It's like, I don't want to, like, just bring that up to anybody, like, on a text.

I don't see what, like, especially like that I know. I know what you mean. I know what you, like, is in person that it's easier. it's better, but also, if they're your friend, it shouldn't be a big deal. That's the whole thing. Like, if there are they, if, to me, it's like, if they're not your friend, then it might be weird. But like, if you guys are like, oh, we're homies. It shouldn't, you shouldn't be, it shouldn't be weird to hit up your friend about anything.

Right, but adult friends are, I don't know. No, they're not. I think they are. No, they're not. If they're your friend, to me, there's an acquaintance and there's friends. If he's an acquaintance, I understand. Sure. If he's your friend, literally, you should be, like, brother.

I'm in trouble. Like, it should be like, that's what I'm saying. There's a fucking difference to being a friend in a queen's. I got Lylon. Well, so like,

I'm trying, like, listen, in respect, I got Lial on and he pretended to get J. Arbriott. So like, I got our last two guests on. What are you talking about?

I literally got our last two guests on. And you know more of them. Don't come from me, bitch. Wait, who's the last to guess you got on? I'm the one that got on freaking, what you call it?

What you call it? Yeah, what you call it's a good one. Love what you got. Your movie sucks. It was me that did that. That was five years ago. It was a long time ago.

Who did you get before? Who did you get before that? Why? Like a couple weeks ago. I'm the one that also asked Rovey one to come on. The previous time when he came on here. Ridiculous.

And I'm the one that messaged me came to come on here too. Actually also. All right. Congratulations. That was five years ago. This dick munching bitch over here. It's coming for me. That was five years ago, Kingston.

A lot's changed since then. A lot has changed. I think, look, all the people, I think, Should we just, Let's just, if you look at comedians, like comedians' podcasts on average, they just recycle their friends over and over and over.

Yeah. Over and over and over and over. This is where my argument comes from. I understand what you mean because it should be simply as asking them. We do know these people. I can just be like, hey, you want to swing by and ask them they want to come over. And it's probably really not that big of a deal. The problem comes from the idea that a lot of our friends that are creators that would

also be the best on here that would come on here. They have active things they're doing all the time too. So it feels like you're pulling them from their things Like I'd love to have Mick on here I would love to have Mick on here right I think he'd be a perfect fit for the podcast But for me I know that Mick is often Working on his passion projects

So I don't want to interrupt him for his project projects To come do this Well let me tell you so there's something wrong with me Let me count on that real quick So Mick and I felt I felt bad Because I do this to everybody Literally everybody so I want people to understand that I'm just Hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell

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to have a legacy of building stuff, building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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This job has made me much more of an introvert, which I never used to be. So Mick last time I was like hey man like come over Like come over Lyle same thing Come over let's jam And like I've jammed with Lyle twice in the past like six years You know what I'm saying? Yeah yeah

But it's just me There's time They want to hang out I get that And I feel bad that I'm not hitting them up to hang out But that's like it's a personal thing It's not I don't want them to think that like I don't want to hang out Well it's all a personal thing

Right I just mean some people are like Oh I didn't want you know like like oh it's fucked up Like some people kind of think that like you offer and then they never hit you up they might think that like oh like this person probably doesn't like care about me or something in a way sure sure i don't want that to it's like these are my friends they're probably doing adult shit we're doing our podcast that's a fucking though it is though it pays our bill it's like this is like a less a less intensive thing it feels ridiculous it does feel like i understand i understand where you like think

there's this self-deficating artist like thing that's happening right now it feels like to me When I feel like I look at it I want to give you a great example When when you brought on Jalen And Jalen seemed Excited to do the credits And you're like I don't want to bore you with that shit No, you guys missed it

He wanted to do it And was a little bit bummed they didn't do it And I feel like that's the same thing that's happening with this That I think your guys as homies Would actually love to hang out And be like, oh, this will be fun And you're like, no, this is gay And I kind of understand that self-deprecating thing

But I really feel like First of the first of of all, I just don't see any downside, especially to asking, like, I did a Jonathan Young. I don't remember how long ago it was, but I was asking him if he wanted to be on something I was doing. And he was like, oh, I'm fucking swamp, bro. And I was like, oh, no problem.

And it was just as simple as that. There was no harm in asking. It was just, that's it. And I wasn't like, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I can never face him again. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, I fucking, I fucking,

I fucking beep. And that little, we're wild for John. Yeah, that's right. We got better at it. You change. You change skin. You changed skin. Make America great again.

You know, you know, you know, they tried him already. You know they definitely were like, they definitely much for money. Like, hey, why don't you make this kind of stuff? And he's like, I saw him swatted. Like, he's like, hey, like, oh, why are you making a political? Like, he's like, what the fuck? Like, he was making some, you know, he was doing his thing. And some, some retards were trying to be like, I don't really agree with this message.

Why are you making political? You know how it is. It's not that they don't care that you're making political stuff. It's that you're not making the type of. political stuff that I like. And so, of a sudden, it's like the same thing, rage against the machine. Oh, rage has gone political. I'm like, what the fuck are you saying, brother?

The only one of the song about fucking grabbing brown people off the street and throwing them in fucking prisons in Florida. They'd be like, this guy's a fucking legend. I love this dude. Fuck yeah, man. And the Dragon Balls eat a fucking Budakai opening too. This guy doesn't fucking miss. That'd be so insane.

We do you got to get better at it. I'm in the process of like still trying to like, uh, I've written so much shit right now. And I think I'm, I'm trying to film something this weekend with, uh, with some people. Yeah. And I'll try and bring it up, uh, just throw an open invite there. Yeah. But I think it was a lot easier to do this kind of thing when I was like filming regularly and like doing more content stuff because I would have a reason to reach out. Like, hey, can you, you want to come help me film this dumb bit?

I don't really. It's just this show now and sacred. So like I'm inside playing video games for the show or just like doing this. I'm not as out and about as I used to be. I can, I got to, I want to get out again. I can ask,

I completely understood. I know people. I can ask around. I'm, uh, me, I feel like moving, uh,

because I'm moving to Orange County in two days. Uh, yeah, I feel it's going to be good for me because it's going to make me less lazy. Do you think so? Yes, because first of all, I'm going to have to drive.

I have to drive. Oh, fair. Yeah. Uh, to come here to film. I have to do it. It's also, I used to be very creative in when I would drive.

I would do, because I'm like, if I'm driving, I might as well try to make stuff. So I would usually like write in my head. It's going to make me do more. It's going to make me feel better. And also... Isn't writing your head just thinking? Huh?

Isn't writing your head just thinking? Well, it's... Yes, but I'm thinking about... You're writing it now? What do you tend to be using? Using a brain piece of paper? No, I have a fucking voice recorder, you bitch. I have...

I have so many notes that sound like insane gibberish because a lot of times it's melodies and stuff. Like if I always thought about I have so many of those I always think about like if we like if we died And then someone was like going through your phone They're like the fuck is this I don't mean in the gallery

Yours yours would be like Oh this is a bunch of weird fucking melody Me'd be like this is They're gonna be like oh this guy This is a terrorist This guy's a terrorist This entire time we didn't know he was insane It wouldn't be that bad

It'd be like Look it I would recommend 2020 Me would be like the worst version of me To be like that's crazy I recommend you putting You know you can do hidden files I'd recommend you.

My hidden fall is full. I can't do it out there. That's crazy. What does that mean? I don't think that could happen. It's a ton of porn and a ton of fucking really wild. You don't save porn. You don't save porn.

There's no. I once upon a time I did. You should. I'm just saying for the like say if it's, I think about like say if when I moved in here, when I moved to this apartment I did. Yeah. Okay.

Because my internet was so unreliable. I think you, I think you actually should save porn to a degree, but at the same time it's like if you're, if you're, if you're in a space where you're not looking at a wild shit, then it's just, you're gonna find it again. But like, at the same time, like, if it's a really important porn, that's really important to be.

It's important to be porn. You have funny you say that, but like, there's like, there's so important to be porn. There's at least three videos from my past and I'm like, I'm sad. I don't know how to find those again. You shouldn't be doing it too often. But I don't think about it ever, unless we're having a conversation like this.

Because you become a chronicler, you can't become a porn chronicler. That's bad. That's bad news bad. That's the darkest version of yourself. Right. If you, if you go in your room, you look at a terrible and he's like, the sheer the sheer

carelessness by which you just move that mic around and just avoided it at all cost was crazy it's in the way this bike's in the way

of my bit that's crazy what you just did you can't have you can't have terabytes of porn no that's too far I would even say

like you can't even you can't do it that's too much you can't do anything with that you can't go you're a

terabytes it's crazy chronicle at that moment But even if you're a counselor and the people like them are necessary. You don't need. But you shouldn't be that. I don't think, no. I just feel like, because at the end of the day, unfortunately when it comes, because it's, it's just people fucking.

Sure. Yeah. I think to you. There's no, there's no art sport to you. Me, not really either also. Listen. But there needs to be, it's art. It's art and it's full sport.

Yeah, it's, it is art. I'm not tonight. It's not art. But it's, it should be chronicical. It should all be in the library of Congress. Sure. All of all of it. No matter what it is.

With that bill, I forgot what it's called. Like, to me, there's certain things. That protected children bill, whatever it's called. I don't know. What is that? Epstein or what is it? That new, it's something new. Oh, is it something about like age skating or something?

Yeah, this passing, it's like almost going through in fucking Britain. But now they're trying to finish it over here. And it's like. They're trying to ban porn or whatever. You got to actually verify your age straight up. Oh. I don't know how I feel about that, honestly. I don't.

I don't. I don't. My only problem is scammers. Yeah. Hugely bad idea. Like people, um, hacking systems. That's my only problem with it.

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I think it's more rampant. I wouldn't go as far as to say the word worse. I think it's worse. I think it's more rampant. I think it's more everywhere. Well, that's kind of, is that not worse? And that should accommodate us. I think it should accommodate us being like,

are we got to get better at our seducation. Why do you disagree with me to agree with me? What is that? I wouldn't say worse. But you would say more rampant? More rampant, but not because it's still just because porn has gotten way more softcore. The stuff that people are put on their only fans is not exactly the most hardcore pornography people are going to be seeing in there.

in like their younger lives. I don't think the hardcore stuff is, you know, and I don't know if this is the hardcore part was it. It's not necessarily, it wasn't even the problem. It's not that, but over consumption.

Yeah. So yeah, there is objectively. Well, here's the issue, right? The issue ultimately is that it's so accessible.

And like, I feel like you, you used to have to kind of go out of your way to see it. You know? I remember that. I remember like, you had to go find porn. And now it kind of feels like it goes,

it tries to find you. Sure. And I can imagine being like in high school or like whatever, even junior high where like you're probably on apps that you shouldn't be. But like we're so accustomed to these apps that we don't even really see a big deal about it. And it's kind of crazy that you would just stumble across that. And then also the fact that like it is truly crazy how many times like how many times out of 10 you'll just see a woman on the internet and they will have it. Like they will have an only fan And it's just like, damn, there's just like

All this, if anybody that I want to see naked, I can At a moment's notice. Yeah. It's kind of nuts. But I think, but that would have broke my brain. If this environment was here when I was in high school, I would have been fucked. Yeah, I completely ruined that.

When I was a kid for sure, that was, I still have like a fleeting thought of because when I was a kid, I always loved the idea. I was like, oh, man, I wish it was almost not even sexual. It was more of like curiousness. Like, oh, what does she look like naked kind of a thing? Sure. Like, it was like that.

And there's still that fleet. I still had that fleeting thing because it's not about sexual. It's just more about. It's literally just curiosity. Yeah, it's curiosity and I'm like, oh, like, I wonder like who, what's, what's high, what's high in there? You know? Yeah.

And then maybe there's a scar that's shaped like, what is it? What's that guy from Total Recall? A little stomach person. Katu or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That fucking, dude, that's so gross. but you never know. Like surgery scars, stuff, like that shape of the body.

I think about that about Trump all the time. Like, I wonder where the colostomy bag is. It's literally that type of stuff because it's not even just, it's not just, it's not even just like beautiful people. Sure. It's just like sometimes people have like,

what's hiding? Like, it's like that. Ethan Ralph? Well, I mean, I haven't seen, I've seen, I've seen Shirley's Ethan Roth. That's what you want to see.

Well, I've also seen his little tiny penis, too, because he released that. I remember that, yeah. And people like isolated his gun and then it was like turning into a gift. Oh, he's like undulating over other videos? Yeah, dude.

That was a fucking great, great minute on the internet. But I just feel like, I don't know, I, I'm not a porn band person necessarily. No, I'm not. And I don't, I ultimately don't think it'll work. No. And I actually think it'll probably send people to way shady or places. That is also the other problem. They're probably way worse.

Yes. But I also feel like, what's happening now isn't necessarily the best thing. I think it should be better sex education, man. I think that's ultimately the bigger problem. I don't think education is going to help that, man. Why? Because I just, I don't, I, there's a, because what is education going to do? Inform people that about healthy sexual consumption.

That's it. You can, you can, you can, you can inform? You can do that as an adult, maybe. Unfortunately, I don't think a 13 year old has willpower like that. I think a 13 year old probably doesn't, but I think they will if their parents guide them. But, exactly people, no people need to guide them. It's like the kids that play, because, look, a kid doesn't necessarily want to be, working out hard like the way that their parents are grooming them to be like a great athlete.

If the kid chose, they just want to eat ice cream and play video games, right? But the parents intervening being like, you could be great. You could be one of the best in the world that drives them to stick to this thing that I never would want. No kid wants to do that. You could be the best gooner in the world if you put your mind. It's just bullshit like that. So I feel like if you sit your kid down in the same way, we're talking about my mom making sure that I wasn't wanting to be inspired and join like a gang or whatever. whatever the fuck she was just testing the water sure yeah in the same vein it's like hey son

i understand you know whatever they're gonna call it now because probably not gonna be called gooning in 10 years but it's like whatever it is now flobbing or whatever like son i know you're i know you're flobbing i i hate that i know you're flobbing i used to be a kid i know you're flobbing i need you to pace you to pace yourself i need you to pace yourself i know you're clumping i know you're clumping i think it's simply in education i think it's between the parent the children I don't think it would make it, I don't think it would make like a, I don't think it would have no effect. I just think like,

I think it's a very powerful kind of, because that's just, that tunes into the core like human party, like the raw part of your brain that's like naked, like, you know what I mean? Like that's not a very easily. But that's because of the fact that a lot of those things that happened,

we did not be able to express that to our parents, that kind of stuff. We didn't have the ability to talk about it to them. Yeah. And have a healthy association with me, you know? Yeah. It was, it was like,

Like, oh, we could see porn. We can form like, hey, grandma, I saw this woman shove a fucking root beer can up her pussy. And I was, I was damn there perplexed. You know, we can't do that with our parents. So it would lead us to go looking for shit online that we shouldn't be because we're not in what we're navigating. Oh, did I ever mention that my mom questioned me about some of the weird shit that I was looking up? Because, oh, what are you looking at? So my mom's partner, she thought I was watching cartoon porn.

I was watching C-Lab 2021. You know, probably because it said adult swim on the little thing. And she was probably like, that's awesome. Yeah, and I was like, I didn't know because I'm watching, it's the fucking, we're in the den. There were the family computers in the den. Why would I be watching it? Like, it's fucking the middle of the day. You know what I'm saying?

So she didn't tell me anything. God, the family computer is crazy. Right. That is a, she didn't tell, she didn't say nothing. Told my mom. My mom fucking goes at night. Storms in you. So she asked for.

She asked for, she goes on a family computer. She asked for my fucking password. I remember my password. It was Taco King at the time. So I gave her the password. And then she started looking up my history and she was like, I was on a steak and cheese and rotten. You know, because that was just dumb bullshit. To me, it wasn't like, oh, this is hot.

It was just shocking, right? And so I had to explain to her that I'm not, you know, some sex weirdo because I remember one vividly that she saw was a, a candle dripping on a pussy. You know, like it was burning. It was lit. Like, how do you talk? It was embarrassing, but I assured her. And she believed me. Like, Louie had a relationship was good enough to where I was always assuring her

them like these, these are like shock jock websites. This is not like anyone who's spanking to them. I don't know. I don't know anyone that like that. My grandmother would have sent me away if I would have fucking saw it. You just saw that. That's unfortunate because she didn't, you know, she was still older. She would have been like, what are you doing?

I'm like, grandma. I don't think I ever got caught looking at anything. It's not. I didn't get caught. That's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got, like, framed in somewhere. It kind of.

I definitely, I don't think I got caught, but I think it's just like the idea, like, I can't explain that to her. She's not from here in the first place. She's not from barely this century. Yeah. You know, like, we're not going to be able to have a conversation about that. You can't. The person's crazy.

Yeah, there's no way. My mom, she understood. It was the same thing with the, the shit that I was listening to, Slipknot or whatever. Same principle of just assuring her that I'm not some weird damage kid that that hates life and stuff that I was actually. Yeah, but like, But what would have been fine is that a conversation like a conversation like a conversation your parent has with you.

Yeah. And it's fine. And you're like, all right, I'll move on with this. Our parents is, because our parents didn't have with their parents and having from their parents, they wouldn't, they wouldn't have those conversations. I think genuinely, just attentiveness will change a lot of shit for people. I don't, I can't disagree with that. Yeah. I feel like we have, we have a great opportunity, like if we ever have kids to do it in a way that makes sense where we just have a good relationship with our kids.

No, I'm going to do it worse. I'm going to try. You should be like an 1800s fucking parent. I will, yeah. That gives your kid whiskey when it's crying and shit. That, dude, Lily's told me stories about that. I feel like I definitely would do that actually. You would give them whiskey?

I mean, it works. I mean, it works. I've seen it work. I've seen his fun. No, they're fine. They're fine. I would rather not. I'm sure.

Maybe like a vodka tonic. I think just like if. Perfect Perfect I don't know I think people I think people are too fucking scared

To be feel awkward Instead of like Well also education Drunk baby Education is just There's ever since we started Going rid of the least Education's taking

A wild belly flop In this country I feel like sex isn't so That shameful anymore for us So I feel like It shouldn't be Moving forward It should be

Ifn't even I'm picturing the scenario Because I can still get embarrassed picturing certain things or even feel frightened picturing some scenarios like oh skydiving i picture it i'm like that seems kind of scary right in the same way i'm picturing myself confronting a kid my kid about porn and bullshit like i i i don't care because i'm more of like i'm so yeah i i don't feel as bothered by that premise right as i'm doing as i did imagining it happening to me as a kid

as a kid right right yeah exactly i would just have to not laugh that's a problem because you can't shame them. But I like, I probably laugh. I couldn't imagine not laughing my ass. A little teasing. If I, if I, if I, especially caught them because I settled up like watching something. I'm like, you know, you know what's that what I mean? This thing is, they're doing. I don't know what the kids are going to be doing. They mean like pretzling his, his, his, his gap of his knee is folding over his shoulder. He's doing some crazy shit. I'm like, son, you got to slow down. Because from here, where does it go from here, son? Where does it go from here?

You're only 11 years old. This is the end of book two. You can't go into book three yet. Wait till you're like 20. Then start worried about book three and four. Don't do that right now. Awesome. I think it'll be, I don't know.

I think it's simple. I think the problem is that we hold on to like a lot of dumb traditions. Yeah. And we won't let go of them. So it's like, all right. Whatever. Whatever. Go get it to porn.

loser. Try not to. It's hard though. I don't know how I didn't. I guess I think I just got lucky. You know what I'm saying? Because there was a point.

I remember being 13. Seventh grade was that was a glory so the internet got a little faster. But I think maybe I just was satisfied. I had a point where it was satisfactory and it wasn't like it's not enough. It's not enough. I just think I got lucky. From like maybe 15 to like maybe 21, I was absolutely. totally porn addicted.

I was... 15 to 21? I was... To me it was just... And then I turned 22 and my brain started calming down but I was porn addict while getting pussy. So I was really just... Yeah, that's the thing that I was like... I was the same I think.

I wasn't a really not good spot. I never... I just don't I just feel like I say I got lucky because I know that's not the... I don't think that's the average experience for somebody who would have at that moment they consumed as much porn as I did when I was like 13. Like I had this like MP4 disc right like compilation of like the best hits all this sorority shit and

some fucking chick in the sorority that had like this little mouse thing where she's just on her bean and she's squirting every that's fucking insane and I was just like this rules this is sick bro the hardwood floor it was probably vinyl but it was just fucking it was absolutely irreparable when you see that when you're 13 you're like

they could do that. Yeah, that's a shocking. That's a shocking revelation. That's how I found Scytheria. Yeah, I think, I don't know, man. That's something that, like, you gotta stay on top of that if you're porn addicted.

Yeah. Or if you ever been, because, like, that's something that could easily. Right. I feel it sometimes. Like, sometimes I'm scrolling through and I'm like, Jesus Christ,

I can't get away from this shit. Every once in a while, there's a hypnotic. That where it's, like, it shouldn't be that time. It's just like, Instagram. And I really want to, I really want to not see that stuff. I feel you.

Because that fucks me up. Instagram. I feel like my drive is unusually high already. It's been a problem for me my entire fucking life. So like I need to stay away from that. Dude, I did an Instagram purge. I did an Instagram and my fucking Twitter. I did a purge and I was just like I cannot have this.

My Instagram is good right now. Usually I hope when I'm not engaging with Instagram. I've been engaging a lot because of that, uh, within the end parody like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now I've been checking in. I've been engaging with people and it's fine. It's actually like fine. It's pretty normal. It's a lot of like fucking Iggy Pop looks so gross

Yeah, I mean he's 707 Yeah But like it's pretty normal But when I stop engaging It's the most sludiest shit Because they're trying to pull me in It's crazy And every once in while I'm like

My Instagram is My Instagram Explorer is lost Like I like You gotta go do a mass You gotta do a mass exodus man It's unfortunate But it's like What is your ex- What do you do?

What do you mean? I simply just I fast scroll through shit And then when it's just like interested it, I click not interested. I see that shit again. Then I can't watch it. I'm like, all right, cool. I don't like doing that though because then I have to interact with it still.

Interacting is like I have to open it and then that that like that's. Do you hit the snooze button? It's like a trigger almost. You know there's like a recommend how they recommend you reels? Yeah. You have every 30 days you have to hit the snooze button. They won't let you turn it off. What's the what is?

So it recommends you reels. The pages that you're not following. Oh. So I hate that. I personally fucking I want to follow what I want. I know they have a new section. They were literally required by law to do this. To put in,

now it's in the follow section, right? Yeah, only following. Yeah, so that's just a regular timeline. That is what it used to be. Now it's for you. For you, the default is now recommending a bunch of shit that you don't follow.

To me, the default used to be who you follow. And it's in chronological order. They did not want to do that, but they were literally required to do it. Because they're like, this doesn't get people as addicted. I'm like,

that's why I like it. Yeah. Jesus Christ. You know that section right? Oh yeah, yeah. I always forget that that's even there. Yeah, and that's the thing. They hit it in that way, instead of making it like an obvious how it like for you following how it's like it's a little more like a Twitter. I think even Twitter is like that right? Yeah, yeah. It's everything but it's always default to for you now because that's what engages you more. It gets you more upsetting stuff. It ruined everything. That shift I think is if there's any singular shift in anything. Totally. That's probably one of the more seismic way. That's easily top five like. I think the two. important shifts in anything.

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Because if you watch a news prompt pre, like from the 80s, opposed to just like 2020 or not 2003, it is strikingly different. And it's like what happened to news? Oh, yeah. It's fucking creepy, dude. Anyway, Sam Porter, we only answered one question. Did we even answer? Yeah, we're done now.

It wasn't even a question. Good night. Oh, the answer is yes. We'll get guests. Good night. No, no, no, we can't do that. We gotta get at least two more. I don't love you, but good night.

I wish you well, though. God damn it. Shut up. Sam Porter, bitches. You know, let me get a chip. Oh, yeah, yeah. Uno. Yeah.

Oh, no. It went. That's a good chip. It's stupid good. It pisses me off. It's unreasonably good, man. That's a good ass chip. Yeah.

It's not even as greasy as like normal. They're not even. That's what's nice about it. That's the biggest thing for me. I usually don't fuck with the... I like baked potato chips now because they're way, you know... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, baked...

I think I had baked lays recently and I was like, yo. Yeah, they're... I like them. I get the sour cream and cheddar baked ones. These don't have nearly as much oil in them. I'm like, why? What do they? They just got this one down right.

Yeah. It's crazy. I might go and buy a bunch of those, honestly. Sam Port of Businesses wrote and says, Hello Three Beautiful Men who I listen to while delivering package. across Australia. Nice. Nice.

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Done to you without you knowing like there was a liquid Chris first of all there's already a liquid Chris but there was a liquid quiz

Chris a solid swine and a solidest Derek running around causing mischief with your face there's an evil me or am I the good what if you're the evil

I feel like I would have to stream all the time just to prove that it's not me, you know what I mean? I guess so. It was just like, look, I was streaming when this shooting went down at the fucking Washington Monument. That wasn't me. That was Liquid Chris. I would just wait until like something would happen while I'm already incarcerated. Like I'd go, I'd have myself detained.

And then like, someone's going to happen while I'm incarcerated. I'm like, I'm here. Yeah. Oh, well, what if, uh, what if it's like a, uh, what if they stop? Yeah, they're just like, I got out of my system. And then they're like, oh, man. And they slip into your life. Oh, my God.

That would be fucking, that would be absolutely like a solidest guy. That's all if it was the worst one. That's always the words. Like, I'm the evil one. Wouldn't you be self-aware? Unless they're an upstanding citizen. Is that what you're talking about? You're the twin. You're like, oh, I'm the evil one.

You're the terrible infant. Oh, shit. Yeah. You're like, well, interesting. That would be, I mean, that might be. If it's like a difference of this person is, you always goes to church, they always donate to charity. You know, they're like, they're always helping out the community.

going to every single city council council meeting and then the the parent teacher conferences. They're doing all the stuff that you should be doing. And I'm like, there's this me. That like donates like maybe three times a year. That's my best.

I'm like, all right. That's good. I feel like I've been redeemed. That's awesome. That's crazy. I don't. I feel like that's more than most people. I donate.

I donate every month. I don't donate every month. You donate every month? To what? To everything going on in Gaza. Everything going on Gaza? everything that's going on in the Congo as well too. I'll be honest, man.

There's a few that I'm just, because I'm just like, damn, I'm trying to figure out. Because they're getting, it's because they're getting stopped. That's the problem. I'm having an issue with that. So, because my go to is doctors without borders.

That was my, that was my go-to thing. Yeah. Even that, and I was kind of like trying to look into them. Like, how's everything going, guys? Like, are you? Because I'm just like,

I feel like you hear doctors down there. They're like, oh, I'm trying to give baby formula to the kids and we're like, no. And they're like, Yeah, and then they set it on fire. Doctors are treating fucking moms that are just trying to like fucking just feed their kids and they're getting shot. Yeah, then they're parading their little children clothes all over and you're like, oh man, what a wonderful Jewish country. I'm so funny.

What a wonderful country. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Just step in front of this, just step in front of this photon cannon to get your baby formula. They got a fucking, they have like a. They got a crazy. You know how crazy that is? Photon doesn't have mass. So that means they made something new.

They got that big ass fucking Ironman. He calls it. I love that it. It calls it. And then it phases it. Is that Iron Man or is a cable with the, or cable has like the big viper beam. Yeah,

the one that goes, I love that. Hyper. Viper. Vipar. Vibre. You know what's crazy? I think cables is technically more ridiculous

because cable reaches back. And then it goes, It's just there. Iron Man at least puts his hand up and you see some something's happening that it shows up. It shows up. It's better. It's better. But it still phases in.

It's still insane. All of it's crazy. He has it in his back pocket. But yeah. When he switches out, he tells you to do your job. It pisses me off. That's something to do your job. I love cable so much.

He's such a edgy bitch-ass nigger. But I love him so much. He's so cool. The thing, yeah. The thing about a lot of... He's also 6, 7. He's a monster.

The thing about a lot of charities, though, is, like, I always get fucking freaked out about, like, them, like, misappropriated. Like, it always... I'm just always paranoid that I'm gonna donate to one that, like, is... Oh, it turns out we were just throwing parties this whole time.

Like, remember when... Do you remember when Wounded Warriors had that thing where, like, they just used most of their money for parties and shit? She's like, oh, great. Unfortunately, the biggest charities only donate, like, around 10% of their fucking in...

That's so crazy. The fuck are you doing. It's really. What's even the point? Massive scams. That's the point of it. Yeah, I don't know. They're literally getting free money

due to propping up a huge corporate, you know, and profiting. And then, oh, we're donating, technically. I know that you, I know that you wanted to donate food to starving children in the Gaza Strip. But we accidentally sent the money to gauss cannons aimed at civilians in the Congo. Oh. So, sorry about that. Here's a voucher. Here's a voucher.

It's insane, dude. You're shallow hell on VHS. It's insane. VHS? It's fucking worthless. It makes me so sad. Even when it comes to donating, you've got to be afraid to donate. You got to be so vigilant.

Yeah. You can donate to hypervigilant. Imagine being vigilant. You're trying to do right. And you're like, it's fucking exhausting. You got to be like, oh, let me vet this fucking shit. Luckily. I think I donated to something a while ago.

It was like a Palestinian thing. I don't remember what the fuck it was, though. I haven't done it in a while because I've just been paying the government. Yeah, isn't that cool? Yeah, it's really sick. I pay them forever. I think he's going to be the first month where I'm not like... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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Fantastic. I just do, I just do for... I basically, this is what I'm hoping. I'm hoping now that the... Everything's going to collapse. And so I'm... I hope it doesn't. I'm paying them a while.

Because now I just, because then I just spent a lot of money from... You spend a lot of... You spend a lot of... Like the... Like the... Like the... I don't pay my taxes.

They pay my taxes for 15 years. No, that's not the long game. That's not a long game. That's not a long game. That's a different game. I do... I do small payments. And then hopefully...

Look how quick is to correct their... Uber. I do I do I do I don't know listen Well you

You went to the extreme To say I don't I have to pay my taxes I'm like hey You pay him Quarterly You get them a little

bit of money Yeah Quarterly is actually technically the smart It is the smartest way to go out of I don't I don't do quarterly

It makes it's dreadful though Because it's like You get that dreadful feeling Four times a year Instead of just once I mean I guess it

That's kind of how I pulled about it When I was just like Ah I was just kind of sad I do want to start doing quarterly I think that's a I just, I just, it is better.

It is better. I just have a chance to do it. Honestly, I really, since I'm not, I hate business sides of everything. I wish that it would, because, you know, all the other countries, they do everything. I know, I just, I just know, I'm like, brother, I need you to just stop doing it this way because you, you, it's like, you know, they want to fuck people in the ass, right? Yeah, and they also want to create a reasons. There's also the tax companies that want a reason for them to exist, so they don't want it to get better for free. Absolutely.

So it's a really stupid. Fucking into it, man. Intuit is a fucking monster. Even the fucking built new stadium. That's the, that's the motherfuckers, the, the turbo tax knickers, right?

Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, they should be Scourge. They own everything. They should be wiped away. But this guy wrote in, where's the Intuit?

Oh, go ahead. This guy said Liquid Chris. I want to point out there is, there already is a Liquid Chris. And it's nothing to do with me. Yeah. It's the Chris Chan Liquid Chris.

Oh, yeah. You mean Chris Wood? No. No, Liquid Chris. Do you remember that? No. That guy that was like going on the internet and he was like pretending to be him. And he was like, and he convinced the real Christian that, uh, that people were believing that that was actually him.

Yeah. And so he was like panicking. He's like, that's not me, guys. That's not me. The Christian situation is so crazy because I feel like that's genuinely like one of the most sad. It is a very sad thing. It is a situation ever. And it's like, this is like.

The Liquid Christmas is hysterical. This is the sign. It's definitely funny moments involved with Christians. It just went on too long. You know what I mean? It was like. moment there was like three actually sad moments where it's like 10 he's a tragic figure for sure that's also like not sympathetic that's just crazy about it

right is that like it's not to the degree of Ethan Ralph because like Ethan Ralph is just a dick yeah uh he sucks he's just genuinely incompetent like he just there's no he just lost he's like a mad he's like fucking Christian is fucked in the head yeah too it's not Ethan Ralph is just an egomaniac. He's very stupid. And it gets him in a bunch of trouble. And it's fun. He like, I don't know.

He must have like drank like land or something. I'm sure. In the womb. I'm sure his Tennessee pipes were not fucking very good. I think the problem is that the problem is that Christian is like actually retarded. So it's like this feels really. Yeah. But it also is one of those things where it's like if someone is like kind of evil, like does it.

But he's also a shit. Yeah, exactly. It is weird. It was like the first time that I've ever had that moral dilemma or I'm like, damn, you're a mentally disabled person. And I feel bad for you. But also, like, you are really, really unsympathetic. Like, I haven't seen that ever, really. Like, not since, even.

Really? Usually. I'm sure it happens. But, like, I just, like, to the degree that I would know about it, I haven't seen anybody even on that level. Actually, I would say, like, mentally ill people who turn out to be like predators, for example. Sure. And it's like, it's, you. You lampoon them for like a moment and then you move on because of that dynamic.

Because it's like, yeah, fuck them, but also they're fucking crazy. It's like who framed Roger Rabbit if he had none of the redeeming creatures? That's like Christian. Like none of the redeeming. Roger Rabbit, really have any redeeming features? He was at least sort of funny in a physical sense. Who? Roger Rabbit.

He was at least funny. That's what I thought you said. Why are you saying this? Because Christian reminds me. He reminds you Roger Rabbit. Okay. I thought that. didn't make any sense.

The wine in SGA's ball sack wrote in. Oh, I guess we didn't answer the question. I don't know. I guess I would stream all the time. I would be so paranoid of being blamed. Oh, does the rest of it.

That's 100%. That's the only possible thing. I would have my, I would have like my Alexa always recording me. Yeah. I would have like my, like I'd buy like many ring cameras. I hate that.

You know? That would be hell. That's not life anymore. I was like, I think I might. You're just like barely survive. I would just send me to Mars. I'll be one of the first people to just go Mars.

And obviously, I'm going to die. You know, like, you don't know shit about fucking agriculture or? Well, yeah, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're sending me because they can't be that hard. It doesn't make sense to send like a chimpanzee, right? Chimpanzee can do nothing. More than you, maybe. Maybe. But, but.

But at least I can't, I can't definitely disagree. But at least I can take instructions on the way there. Yeah. And they're not. I'm not. going there for survival. So that's what I'm saying. I don't want to be on that planet anymore because of the fucking liquids. And then, uh, yeah, yeah. So several. There's more than one. There's like, you got to go. You got to go to Mars. You'll put like a, you'll open an avocado. You

put the seed in a wet paper bag. Yeah. Wetted a little bit. Put it on the sun. And it's like, oh, I'm growing a little avocado. And then you die because you're on Mars. Yeah. And then when the Martians show up, which they're there, they are there. They are there. We know they're there. Yeah. And they're like, oh, man, I'm going to get a rate by a bunch of marters. They're like, oh, oh, they do actually just probe in. They're. They're just fucking eating my ass. That's all they're doing. Whole head of your ass. That's crazy.

They're deep. They're deep in there. Spitting you on their head. It's like that episode of Friends. It's like that episode of Friends with the turkey. No, what? Yeah, they shove someone's head into a turkey. And then they spin around.

They spin around. Somebody gets a turkey stuck on their head. I know that. Ross, get that turkey off your head. I don't know how to do this It's fucking crazy That's a terrible Ross impression I'd be like it's pretty close

I freak Ross seemed awkward to me His everything about his build seemed different to me He was like Yeah he was like lanky and kind of I just want to hit him He's on the bottom

He didn't like an Easter Island person But like white Could you be any more scary? Could you Get a load of this guy I love that shit dude Fairness to him that image is iconic.

I would be probably, if I was him, I'd be more pride of that image than I would be of friends. Agreed. I think you wouldn't, but I think I think I would. I think you as Chris would. I think friends unfortunately, we don't care about that show. That show is fucking transcends America. It is an iconic show fair enough. I didn't care

for it, but like it's... Yeah. I would say it's bad. I just, yeah. It was there. It's no Big Bang Theory. I'll tell you that. I would much rather watch an episode of Friends and Big Bank Theory. Of all, United States, 18 million years ago, All right, we get the last one. It's crazy that you even know that.

It's fucking insane. He's so embarrassing as a human being for even knowing that. What is he even doing? I think he's singing the theme song. Of what? A big big theory. So, starting with a big bang.

He knows the whole thing, which is like really embarrassing. I didn't even register that as English. That really sounded like a fucking incantation. I was like, what is he doing? That's exactly what it is. Fucking Sheldon shows up. These people help us.

It makes the stymie. They're like, oh my God, it's happening, and they start stimming. Man, that would be, that would be, that'd be an easy ass woman. Actually, he might be, like, he might be calculating, kick the shit out of here. You might, swing, like, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. You grab and grabs him.

You are punches the blade of your arm into your fucking neck. Bazinga, and he rips your throat out. Bizzinger, he slaps the bag of head perfectly. It makes you frigging, like, I don't know, super retardant. Bazinga, Bissiger. Bizzigabezer I've made that joke so many times, man. Of course.

It's a classic, it's a classic, it's a classic bit. I feel like I might have, was it you that said you want to make the shirts? Yeah. Yeah. We should do that. We should do it.

We cannot. We can not. Why not? We should actually. I think it would sell a ton. Look, look. Bizziger? Look, look, look.

We got to do it. Dude, I've lit up. I haven't lit up like, look. I felt like I was like I was like looking at Christmas just now. Look. Yeah. If you guys want that to happen, and I will get the shirt made.

I know someone I already had sketch up a mock for me. They were like, we can't really make this, right? Yeah, we can already, I can do it. For me, it was, I can do it in like 30 minutes. For me, it's good. It's really, the art is really good. I see that, I see that shirt right there that you made. Yeah, I trust you. I did this in like 20 minutes.

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Oh, that's not a G. No, you got to make that. You got to make that the end, man. The Zigger is crazy. We got to make that the end. Huh? You got to make that the end. I'm not going to make it.

That's when it's truly funny. It's like, why do you say? Well, that's what's a good thing about the letter Z, isn't it? So. Oh, it's crazy. Yeah. You're not thinking like a graphic designer. That's what you're probably. So we will do that.

Question. Make this. No. Make a spinning Z. Listen, listen. Listen, listen. This is an end. Standing C, you bitch.

Let's make a spinning one. That would be awesome. No, like a chain. Like it's like where the disease. If it were possible and it's just rotating like, ooh, would it really get, oh. Like the PlayStation simile on the PS2, how you could like rotate it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember what the fuck we were saying.

I was going to ask you a question. You said no, but I want to ask it. Go ahead. This is a long time ago I got the Sega, but it's the, you know, nigger. Yeah. I have, so it gifted it to me the design. It's been ready for a long time.

I would just want to bring it to it. Is this sitting there? It's been sitting there for years. I've had it for years. I don't know if we can do that. Is that too much? That might be too much. Maybe. So here's,

this is what I was thinking. Just at least, if you want. You can't throw it on a T-spring or something. Yeah, like if. But I feel like we can't, I don't know. I feel like we're too.

Actually, I like that. I like that. Because I don't care of my T-spring gets nuked. I don't use it. That's actually a good idea. I've seen. I've seen a shirt with that already though. I've seen a sir with that already

like that literally in a sonic font. It doesn't matter. I'm sure. But also somebody. We were stealing art designs. Fuck it. Exactly. And this is a,

this is also, this was especially made for me because I, you know, I use the one, because everybody just gets the font and then puts it. Yeah. Right.

So, but somebody made it and it's, it's unique enough to where you can tell it's this guy's design. And I was like, I like this. You should really, it's a good idea.

At least to make it just to have that shirt. Right. Just for you. And then just like, See how long it lasts Before they fucking nuke it. Before they nuke the fucking C-spray. That is a good idea.

I think shirts with slurs Only need to come back, man. Well. I'm sorry, man. I feel it's not even really a slur. I just feel like. Yeah, it's not supposed to be. Then we're a nigger?

The soft day? Oh, no. Soft A isn't a slur. We're not doing hard A. We're not doing soft day. We're doing hard R. Okay. If we're going, we're going.

If we're going. If we're going. So say the sonic jingle in your head with a hard R. It doesn't. Because it's ridiculous. I mean, it is funnier just because of how fucking stupid it is. Like, it's not supposed to be that.

It's like, why did it? Because it makes sense nigger and Saga. You're just like, no. Don't, don't make it sense. What's the half black Jewish woman that was part of, um, part of Saturday Night Life for a period of time? I forgot her name. Oh, I don't know her name, but I see her face. But what you got?

She was like, she was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's one thing where she's like, she's talking about it's like, yeah, all my niggas love this thing. And he says, he says the hard R. And they're like, whoa. She says the hard art? Well, she's black. I remember if it's black.

Yeah, but where's she said? But she said it like, on Saturday and life? Of course not. It was, of course not. Of course not. That would be amazing. I think if anyone can't just like that like level of esteem to be like maybe.

Maybe one of the ones that could like. Did she say it on purpose or an accident? It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a bit. It was a bit. I want to show it to you guys,

but I don't want to bring out my phone. It wasn't like say we're Drake. There's an old footage of him. And he says it like. He does. Yeah. That's my, that's my, and I'm like, clearly he doesn't say that word very often.

Clearly he doesn't say that word very often. That's what, again, again, that's why I'm all about, the only thing that I really care about in this world is just people being themselves, just being authentic. That's why it's like, even the snakes and the serpents of this world, I want them to be real, right? Look, he's from Canada. So seeing him where he is now and being, I'm like, dude, that's not you, brother. He's from Canada.

I hate that shit. I hate that shit. You know, there's not, they exist, but there's not many Canadians. being black people. He did not grow up saying nigger. And that's my whole thing. And just be yourself, man. But like even that, just no, no, no, he slipped. He slipped. But just seeing where he is now and where, like, seeing that whole

coach switch, I hate that. He got, he got famous with Wayne. He started living that kind of lifestyle and he became that kind of, he tried to become that kind of guy. I get it. I get it. I don't get it. I don't get fake people. I do. I get fake people. I don't like fake people. I don't exactly. I don't hate it the most, but I understand like, this is probably not who you are. Authenticity is the only thing that I feel like, God, it would fix everything, wouldn't it? Because then we'd be able to identify everyone with the fucking snake, everyone

who's good, everyone, like, there's people, too many people are just like are tricked by this shit. They're like, they're only used to Drake in this mode. So they think, like, oh, they didn't know, they didn't watch, they didn't watch the grassy. They didn't know that shit. They didn't know early fucking Drake with Trace songs

collabs. Yeah. They didn't know that shit. I get it. I just like, like, okay, we grew up with, a, let's say if you grew up with the Childish Gambino, same motherfucker the entire time. nerds he's just who he is and I'm like respect that's it respect his love for white woman took him very far he married one if you ain't cool don't try to be cool that's fucking stupid who gives them fuck goon devil the man without com wrote in the last one

goon devil out hey boys just wanted you to know because you were talking about it in the recent episode but wonder woman was created by a man who had three wives and was super into bdsm so a lot of that influenced wonder woman like her iconic lasso Her whip. In earlier issues, she was usually bind in the covers. Oh, bound. Is that true?

Yeah. That's crazy. God bless, you know? That is. It's like totally spies. It's the same thing to me. It was like, you watch totally spies and you're like, clearly this is. That is why I knew that when I was a kid.

I was just like, I. That's why when it comes to like people being like, what do you mean? Anyone could write anything. It's like, look, dude, I understand that anyone should be able to. Should, yes. And don't write anything. but people are stupid and dumb and I'm sure if it was left to the devices

someone would write Miles Morales robbing somebody because people are fucking dumb people would write cyborg fucking playing basketball for some reason when he just does not need to be doing that Cyborgs are the NBA They're like people will do that

He would kill in the NBA It would be a hyper unfair He's a robot Maybe he puts makeup over the steel Like in a show In teen times that happens He's the camouflage device And they somehow still don't know

Even after he's fucking flying around Doggy He has like a red Circle eye It's like it's like not even Make up its paint On the on the fucking metal parts To like look like his normal skin

How is he so good? How is he so good He must be steroids There's just steroid scandals Yeah That's the most they suspect His red eye Doesn't evoke any suspicion

Him getting boosts Him using a mother in his chest to teleport and grab the ball away and they're like this is this guy's got crazy skills then what's his name what is he rfk no you guys don't get it black people can fly like that he's like it i've seen it i've seen it i've seen it i've seen it i'm only one i saw static shock do something crazy i saw he starts talking about him being aware of static shock right no way he's bewildering i'm gonna believe i saw him like the god of his figures i was like wow man How many bears I got to eat to get that?

How many bears do I have to eat to get that? It will do dumps like that, man. It's unfortunate. We live in a world that shouldn't happen. Let's get the fuck out of yours. But people will, it will happen. We've seen it. Of course.

We've seen it all the time. Of course. In times that we just shouldn't even be there. It's like, why is this here? By Odin's fade, they added that to a quote in a fucking alternate universe of Bosn bra. I was like, why would he say that? By Odin's fade. Why would you say that?

That is so funny, though. That is funny. It is funny. It is funny. It is funny. It is, yeah. Yeah. Why would he say that? Why don't ever they make him say that?

Like, for what purpose? I still almost seems like... I don't know. Why's Paul in the... That seems like a fucking, like a dog whistle to those weird Odinites or something. They're still here? Odenites exist, absolutely. They're still real.

It's a fucking Odenite. Oh, you don't know what... Odonites are retards that are like, we're pagan, but they're racist as shit. That's basically in a nutshell. Odonites are... Retard. Dude.

It felt weird. They're so fucking stupid. And the thing is that pisses me off is you can easily identify them with all their dumbass ruins on them tattooed and shit. And then they'll be like, I'm not racist. I've not. You know how it was like the whole Richard Spencer thing where it was a, he first started off like, I swear I'm not racist. And then it immediately started paying attention. I'm like, oh, yeah, I know what you're doing.

Yeah. It's one of those things. So unfortunately, there might be somebody who's into like pagan shit and maybe. Maybe they might get confused of those people, but more times, no. It's, you know what they're doing. I'm gonna use, I don't know why people are so. I had a got a warm mug with a ruin on it and I really liked it. And then it fell apart in like three weeks.

I think runes look cool. I think they look cool. It's like, so does like, how it looks like. There's a lot of calligraphy that looks cool and shit. But like, whenever you see people that get balls deep into it, I'm always, you get a side. That's kind of crazy to be balls deep into ruins. And unfortunately, because of these like, look, look at look, it's fascinating. Look up Odinites.

It's fascinating. They um they they they're gang shit dude Yeah yeah It's insane man Sorry let's get the fuck out of here People are dumb They always are gonna be dumb until I take control I just wait if they weren't racist

I wouldn't even care because I'd at least uh At least that's older than fucking Judeo-Christian shit That's true you know what I'm saying like I put the Then the stuff they're into I'm like great You guys are white supremacist great awesome Anyway I love it I'm gonna read sorry real quick Just I get your guys did you hear about that

Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question. of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff. Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things

that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum?

By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. Ready to save, it's time for cyber deals. Put a spring in your step with fresh savings that brighten the season. These exclusive week-long digital offers on your favorite products are only available when you shop online. Save on eligible items from Kettle, Chabani, Quaker, Skippy, Hidden Valley, International Delight, and Signature Select.

Available now through March 24th on pickup or delivery orders only. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. They're trying to, a whites-only city in Arkansas. I heard about that. I heard about that, yeah. I thought Arkansas was. Well, to be fair, my Mexican friends I moved to Arkansas, so not yet.

It's getting there, though. It's probably getting there. But yeah, Boogie's estate. That's so funny. I wonder if it's his town. Can you imagine? He's so excited, too. You know, I feel like it's going to get much safer here.

That's going to get much safer here. If I can really protect my child bride. Jesus Christ. Really safe on my fucking 16-year-old wife. Yeah. That is crazy. But whatever. Yeah.

I'm glad that ours. states are subsidizing that their states. Right, right. Yeah. I really feel like on some level like that shit. Well, first of all, that is, it's really funny if you think about it from that perspective because it's like, that's literally socialism. Yes. Yes. The fact that like we allow

them to even exist. Same to the D.I. It's like D.I affects white women more than any people on the fucking planet. Like literally of course. Literally that. Of course. But unfortunately, people who have a problem with D.I. I think D.I. is just black people. They don't think about it as diversity, meaning

diversity. It can be anything. It can be anything. It can be anything. That bit them in the ass too because that applied to veterans as well. Yes, it did. A bunch of veterans got fired. Yes, it did. Sorry. You went to a, you went to a pro veteran, right? You went to a giant

sandbox. All you got was fucking schizophrenia and you can't eat. Fuck you nigga. Yep. Whoopsy. You know how much they fucking fought my grandma to give her the VEA for my grandpa that served for like 20 something years? They fought her like it was a fucking They fought her like it was like everybody against Reda.

It was insane. It was notoriously. Insane. They didn't even get me started in the VA. All right. Let's read the $25 and up names now. Remember you can go to Patreon. That's not going to ask you can go over there.

Please do it. If you go over there, remember, remember that if you donate $100. Yeah. Yes. Full access to Kingston's house. Full access. Remember, that's a promise. Uh, so go do it.

Yeah, please do it. Please don't do that, guys. You want at least, um, 20 members. Yeah, $2,100 paid. Like, if we, if we hit, you know what, let's, let's make it more reasonable. Let's make it.

We'll just give you all access to his house. For free, actually. Never mind. Yeah. No, 2,100 patrons should, should go fine. Two thousand one hundred dollar patrons. That's so much.

much money. Yeah, would you have a problem? Yes, because I was going to get shot and that's a waste of human life. You can probably just move out at that point into a way better place. Yeah, I guess, but then that's that's going to be my freaking in-laws. Countdown to $2,100 patron starts today. It's going to be my in-laws. They're going to get freaking roped into that problem. Whatever, it's not your problem.

I do want to do how that works. I do want to do a, like, on the real, like an actual goal, but I don't know, something something like silly but realistic. Yeah, 2000. Yeah, if you get, if you donate, if you guys, if we get If we start making over... Think about how easy it would be.

If just one... If you watch this show, even if just... Even if like 10% of the people that listen to this show... Yeah. If you just donated $100 every month... If you could... I mean, it would be dumb of you. But you would help us out.

Look. And that's really all that matters. That's all that matters, brother. Is that Benjamin and Yahoo coming in again? Who's that? Hello, Christopher. I'm back. I noticed that he showed up when we started talking about money. I did. I was like,

You guys are going to be making more money. That means you're going to be able to donate more to the defense of Israel because you need to. Yes, Kingston will be able to donate more of his 100%. That is good. And I'm also, I can use his apartment as a military base. Oh, his, yes. His for sure, not mine. Oh, thank you so much.

I'm glad that you, Christopher, have allowed me to use Kingston's apartment as a military base. Anything for you, Benjamin Netanyahu. Great. Just like Europe allowed you to use. This allows you to use fucking Palestine as Israel. Right. That place, that's not a place. It's a person, right?

Right. No, excuse me. I need to fly away on my Yamika glider. That's crazy. He just stands out like static does and it expands out. That's crazy. It's like a car. It's a convex fucking, it's the worst possible.

It's on his head down. He's constantly sliding off of it. Tell me you watch that in the shopping you were growing up. Yeah, I did. When he takes his little, this little tiny throws it down and expands out into that. But that's his yarmica. Yeah, but it's, it's a hat, so it's convex. So he's like, and then there's a draer at the bottom of it.

Whoa. Whoa. The whole time. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. He just can't get a handle on it. Like, you can use something better, sir. He's been using it for years, and he still has...

He's still probably at a 30 proficiency. His fucking... The people in his cabin are like, oh, this fucking... He's been so much money on that fucking glider. This fucking piece of shit. And we told him that it wouldn't be... The Americans...

We told him it would be unstable, but he wanted to be a Yamika. What is up with him? Like, we got to kill this, dude. We got to kill him. We got to kill more Palestinians. We got to kill him. And they go, yeah.

I love the idea of him constantly slimming off. It's such a great image. And it's a glider. It's a glider. There's a propulsion thing coming out of the matter. It's not a fucking draught. It's a quickly spinning drado at the bottom of propelling it upwards. No, actually.

There's the science. Let's get to the $25. The science. It's a $25. Gotcha. Comey now. Three, two, one. Beep, be.

Beep, beep, peep, the gap between Sweeney's teeth. I keep dropping that, then, whatever. The gap between Sweeney's teeth being held together by Toby McGuire's Spider-Man, random white guy, Zordan Mamdani. Nice. The dead spider. I completely erased all traces in my existence. She didn't even know it.

Nice. Why is his profile picture like, it's you? But it's like a, it's like a... Oh, what the hell is what I'm being going like, uh? I'm like, uh. That's crazy. Sweet has three days for safety for not spoiling Superman. So insecure, I hand lower logs into the public bathroom stuff.

Right, right, right, right. Look it outrageous. Raim getting my dick sucked by an elephant trunk. Tex is red. Delta Gamma, big gay beetle sucking beetle dick for the taste. Literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Squimp is bugs.

Christ, man. A chip. That one just hit. different. It was like really good. Oh, look what the fuck? Hmm. Oh, this is a bad time. It didn't take a tip, actually.

That's why I gave me to you. I didn't think about it. I was like, he's fucking breeding. That is insidious. I need to go to the dentist. Oh. God damn it. Yeah, I haven't been in like a year or something like that.

I've been in a fucking while. I got this like flag mover thing. It works pretty well. Is it like water once? Kind of. But like now it's like, I didn't have that much buildup. I just know. noticed that it was starting and I was like, oh, I should do something about it now before I go to the dentist.

And I did it, but it's like, but now it's like, I don't even know. Like my, it feels like my teeth are sharp kind of. What the fuck? Yeah, because it's just like, I guess it's like a bunch of stuff that was under it or like maybe, I don't know. My tongue is like really irritated right now. Oh, interesting. I got to go fix that. I literally fed the start of last week.

Quimpsis. Clamule Esquire the third. I'm Pedro Pascal. I can do a Weinstein because anxiety, you know? That shit's so blunt. like it's so funny. Everybody's so mad about it. And I'm like, she literally hugged him afterwards. She embraced him after. Listen, I'm, I'm giving him, I'm waiting for, if women

come out and say some crazy shit, then all right. As of right now, it's got to be the right women. I'm indifferent. Yeah. It's got to be the right women. Unfortunately. What if Bella Ramsey came out and said some wild shit? I'm like, you're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. That'd be crazy. That's all. Dude, that. It's insane. Like, that video got blown up portion.

You watch a whole video, it's like he does that, which I wouldn't have done. I'm not touching any woman like that, even my own. I'm like what we're saying this. I think what we're saying is. I'm sure people would love to do this show. But then like she hugged literally hugs him right after. They know we're joking. I'm sure.

She literally hugs him afterwards and it's like. Unless Noah Samson's watching. Should I message you? Do you like to go out of the bag? That'd be hilarious. Just feel fucking me. I'm away, man. You sir a guildmaster.

That'd be fucking hilarious. Snark Tank's hung his beetle girl. Colin Moriarty. Search portal radio loop 10 hours and go 5 hours, 19 minutes. No. That sounds crazy. Send the fucking link where it's timestamped at least. I think, yeah, wait, hold on.

Now I... Oh, he's going to do it? Yeah, no, it piqued my curiosity. Okay. I read it more as like, just watch this for 10 hours. Oh. But like, portals. Portal radio

Yeah, you know it. She ain't know. I'm a gun on her throat. She didn't even know. You put some... All right, five hours. 19 minutes. Is that portal?

Yeah. What the fuck is that, dude? What the hell? What within the video? Oh my God. This is a guy in his underwear. I think I know who that is. That guy's like, I'm going to go forward on my roommate's door.

I didn't know who that is. I think that's like King Ash Ripper or something. Or something like that. Have you seen a video where it's like, did you see it? Did you see that down in the corner where the guy goes and farts on his roommate's door for like two minutes straight? That is crazy. I think that's King Asripper. Imagine putting that on.

That's fucking hilarious. I go into the video that no sane person would ever get that fun. No one's going to find this. Oh, that's all. I'm glad I gave in. Yeah, yeah, that's King ass ripper. Have you ever heard of him? No, I've never.

Is they say that like his name's king ass ripper? That's him, that's him. Like it's Frank Sinatra. Dude, shout out, shout out your mom's house podcast. Back in the day, they were good. Like, and they would just get the most retarded people on the, you know, clips. And I don't know. I don't watch it anymore.

It sucks. But I was like, wow, I shouldn't know what this is. You know what I'm saying? That's him King Asripper That's King Asriper That's him Amen

Amen Amen, amen Amen I love that I love I want to do stuff like that Barry bullshit in videos Yeah

That's cool Anyway Kingston breeds in the mic Like a broken pug I know A little Wait a little Go go

Go It's iconic How long is this King assriper I don't want to see this Is this Is this Is this

farting on a door this is so stupid I can't even get through it there's a part where it's like it's supposed to be like did you see that it must be like a goblin getting caught on camera but it's like did you see that right there and it's a little corner where like a little speck of dust flies by it and it's like live footage of a goblin

and it's genuine I think it's the funniest video on it you're so you're so talking about you might as well whatever so much of dangle keys in front you until you die die. Until he dies. So die happy.

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You're never going to do it. You're not like me. I don't drink fossil water, so that'd be really unfortunate for everybody that just fossil water. You don't know my willpower. You can have fossil water? No. Are you what you got a filter in your fridge? I drink bottle water. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director.

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I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton?

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I think we have one built in, but I don't really... So you guys just like just waste a bunch of plastic? You know those people? We recycle. That shit. That shit ain't nothing, man. If you think all that shit is getting rid. Come on, brother.

You, Hey, man. When a guy, they melted onto a baby. When they, when they get all that's the lean guy, when he finally, when he finally shows back up again.

At the very, at the very least, do the five gallon jug thing. So at least it's less plastic. Oh, yeah, I do that. I have bottles of water only one of the people coming over.

So all the time? Not all the time. You don't have a good other. Kind of the time. There's people coming over every fucking day. No, all the time. So you're always sick and stuff.

It's always like people coming over. sick, what do you mean? Your other day, you're like, you're like sneezing or coughing or something. They were like, oh, I'm sick. I can remember the last time I got off actually. I can power through the show and you're like, I'm fucking shitting all over myself.

I can do it. I'm like, no, just get better. And you're like trying to power through it. Fucking every other minute. Every other minute like poison damage. Every orifice. That's so crazy. Chris, the topster fucking a toaster,

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This shit is actually insane. Oh, right, right, right. Just looked at my fat cousin and punched him in the back of the head. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Just looked, oh, I read that. Brandy Hutzel. Oh, did you see that video of fucking, you know dad, Nathan Barnett?

I caught a little bit of it. His cameraman murdered his family. Anyway, let's move on. I caught a little bit of it. Yeah, I didn't watch the whole thing because it was too much story time. Yeah, I skimmed it. I watched whole 40 minutes of that fucking Iwu. Oh yeah.

About the traffic stop with the lady and the bodies in the trunk. They didn't want to watch the whole thing because it was late at night. What do you mean were they real bodies, Keyston? It's not going to be a story if it's not. Yeah, but like real bodies are so insane. Traffic's up with mannequins. It just feels so insane that that really happened. Yeah, it's, it's a dude.

Like I said, it got 12 million views in like three days for a reason because it's fucking wild. It is one of wilder stories. Yeah. For sure. Brandy Hutzel, uh, Guy, I returned to get my barbed cock wet.

You feel me, bob? Mrah. Mha. Miao. Miao. Miao. I like the meow.

Wolverine. Miao. Miao. An aggressive meow sounds so stupid. The Wolverines even have particularly sharp claws. Yeah. I think so.

Yeah. Like particularly dangerous? Yeah. They literally look. They're ravenous, man. Yeah. They all look. look like Hugh Jackman too, which is crazy.

Yeah, even before. Even before. It would be more accurate to say Hugh Jackman looks like Wolverines. Yes, that is accurate. Because they predate him. The casting is weird. It's like, Wolverine looks nothing like Hugh Jackman, but also like, whatever. But he stole it.

He stole it. He stole it. And now he's immortalized and now forever. It was funny to have, I remember I had the first line of X-Men toys from the first movie. And he's like fucking tall. he's like, compared to my other ex,

my Wolverine toys? Yeah. He was a giant. It was like, all right, cool. I dropped him in T.J. We went to T.J.

And I, some lucky Mexican kid had a wolverine. The Yairona took it. It fell out of water. She was like, oh, yeah, sure. That's so stupid.

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fucking joke unfortunately. It is funny. Mr. Hansom. Sidney Tom Sweeney is a black eugenicist. Thugzilla destroyed old magas melee. GTA 4 swing set glitch on some Mario brother shit after the bill passed. Chris's neighbors

filling what? Oh, filing yet another noise complaint during a recording session. Jack WFM, Sweney Sweeney, Swin calling me British is so offensive.

I'm from New Zealand to eat a dick. Whatever. Kiwi bitch. Love you guys. You said that exact thing last time. I'm going to,

I'm going to shit Sween's pants. The cock fisto suck my ball, the Colistop protocol. Y'all come down without Down syndrome jokes, big meaty stinks.

Canola Joe evicted Eve to taste the apple. I don't even remember what the fuck the Canola Joe was. That that joke was? I don't even know. There's some fucking oil man. Some oil.

sure yeah i guess so i don't know do i get an n-word pass of my comins black gay actor good luck jonathan uh gay dracula be like i arched my bacula what would you want

what would you do if you went to eat these home planet and everyone was wearing clothes that's another good one i really love that idea he's eating um truck stop sushi on the regular gids fififo come Perfect Perfect beautiful

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Carry on my gayward son I found a twink And fuck his bum layers Oh carry on my gayward son find a twink and fuck his bum but lay your sweaty nuts to rest don't you come no more fuck you I ain't paying my TV license bitch

Mr. Pants God that that chip really Really fuck me up I can't Because now my mouth is like you're eating now right So now it's like It's like making saliva I'm really drooling at the thought of a chip Fuckface Unstoppable

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Ariandel? Who the fuck are these people? Sister Freed? Father Ariandel? This is Lord of the Rings? Probably. What is this? I don't know, actually.

I don't know. It's probably something super obvious, too. It's probably something either obvious or obscure. It's like, was it, Kingdom Come Deliverance or something? Sister Fried, you said? Yeah, Sister Fried, F-R-I-E-D-E. F-R-I-E-D-E? Yeah.

Oh, is that like Night Rain or something? Oh, maybe. Oh, it might be, it might be Eldon Ring War. I don't know who any of these fucking people are. Let's see. Sister Freed. Oh, this is the bitch from fucking, uh, uh, just from the ashes of, um, the, the DLC, the first DLC. First Dark Souls 3 DLC.

Do you remember? And then like, you got to fight her. And there's that guy. She's doing the, the fucking, um, the, like the fucking bowl arm. That dude freaks out when you, you whip her ass and then he's like, he gets out of the chair finally and he's like smashing the fucking. You remember that? I don't remember. The whole thing.

That was really fucking cool. It's, the whole area is all snowy and shit. I remember the snow area. Yeah. And then when you fight the guy, like, my favorite part of that is when you whip her ass and that dude's in the chair and his reaction, he starts trembling and he lets out this harrowing scream, like, scream. Do you remember that? You don't remember that? I don't remember that. He gets out of the chair. He's like, whew! And then he has that bowl, which, like, brings her back to life. And then you're fighting them both together. And he's, like, smashing it. It's a badass fight, dude. That's a bad ass fight, dude. I keep saying, I'm sorry. I know Eldon rings a massive achievement, but. But I just, I, fuck, man.

I love Dark Souls 3. I think those DLCs are fucking phenomenal. That's fair. Imagine you get a bitch game beat up. You bring her back to life and then you both get killed together again. This dude kills you both. Some pussy. Some assy pussy whoops your ass.

Swinney be like once upon a time. Rip and tear until it is done, Arthur. Just then Izzy Israel's miraculously pass away. Bats and Palestinians can now rest easy. Sweenie and Kanye for president, 2028. Goon Devil, the man without come, hammering my dick flat to grind smithing level.

I call it Excalibur now, the gay clown fapping under your bed. Fapping is such an old term. I can't remember the last time I heard that, actually. Fapping's dead. We're now gooning. And then what was next? Fuck. Dorking.

No, I said in the beginning of the... Dorkin is the new one. And it is more common. I said in the beginning of the episode. Chubing, chubing it? Flobbing? Flobbing or something? It was flobbing.

Something like that? Yeah. Flobbing and clumbing. Clumbing. Clemmy. Search Peter Lorry Fish Battle. Adam ruins everything

but she's not Adam and she's not ruining anything. Satan Stubbs Sween's toe and my life is yours. Smitchie the kid Adam ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper.

Remember that? The Fappening, yeah. That's such a point in time and so you'll never not know what time that happened because of the terminology. I think the Fapening is so funny because it's a skit.

It's written like a skit. It does feel fake. Me Tink. Big one take time to reflect upon myself. He pulled up. He looks he had such a charming look on his face, dude. Indiana Jones and the jorking of

the crystal penis. My new D&D weapon at plus four budgeting hamster and a sock insane, by the way. Fagliachi, the gay clown yush. Medi Hassan guest stars on the Star Tank podcast that gets sad and drowns himself in Chris's toilet. Fly me to your ass and let me come

inside your ass. Let me see what come is like Inside your fucking ass In your race So lazy, I love it I love I really am I'm not even exaggerating

I'm so enamored with this This specific one That you might actually do it I think it's It just sucks I feel like that has like High Potential to be like You'd see that

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Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

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Is this true? Dude, my BPM's 14 right now. You're 14. You're like dead. What are you fucking hibernating? What are you saying? I don't know. His backup's at 30 now.

We're good. 14. Yeah. We're at 40 now. You're fucking even 32 is crazy. That's like athletes and shit. They're like super fucking like know what I mean?

No. Like is your resting heart rate, like, around that time? That's 30. That's fine, right? Your resting heart rate isn't supposed to be like 90? Well, like, like, like, usually Supreme athletes will be around 40. Supreme athletes. Yeah.

You know, because they have like. I feel like Supreme is an interesting word to use. Well, I mean, Supreme is, I think you're right. No, I'm not saying. Yeah. I just, Supreme just feels very fantastical. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know what to what I would say. Yeah, I'm back at 20. I know what would be better. What sounds more grounded, but like, but also. Just top, I guess. I guess top. He said supreme. I get that worse.

It feels like, it feels like Game of Thrones or like political. The avic resting should be about 90. Yeah, that's why I'll say like that. My resting is around 1.15, 150. I think mine's 2.30?

Yeah, 2.30? Yeah. That's me when I'm asleep. Then I wake up and it goes down. That is insane. To be fair, I sleep in a sauna. Oh. Yeah, so.

And you can breathe. You're just, you're sleeping sound, dude. I sleep in one of those Costco machines, the one that, like, it's like a, elevate your heart rate machine, I think is what it's called. Oh, elevate your heart machine. You just stick a bunch of diodes to you and then it just pumps you full of electricity while you sleep. I'm back at 30. I feel like, that can't be accurate, dude.

30 is not good. Yeah. 30 is like way too. It's way too. between. Eddie is way too low for a human to just have naturally. That's what I'm saying. Like you're resting heartway because you're not.

That's, if it's really 30, you should probably get a cat scan on your arteries, brother. I don't need it. He's like, no, I'm good.

No, I'm good. No, I'm fine. I think that's actually a good idea for everybody to do because you never, you literally never know how easy major blockage. Like I'm talking about. I want to do that just one day.

I want to like set a week aside where I just want to get everything scanned. Yeah. You know what I mean? I want to, do a brain scan. I want to do like a fucking you should try it with a different country and do it. So it won't rape your pockets. It's, I'm just

whatever. Okay. Yeah, literally just go to Turkey. No problem. I'm not going to go to Turkey. They hate me over there. They do hate Chris. They're actually. They specifically hate me. And Istanbul and international airport. The biggest sign says no Chris. Yeah. And it's a picture of me when I was six.

It's so useless. It's not even a good picture too It's really blurry It's a photo of me when I was six In a crowd From far away and it's really blurry And then they blew it up Like 100 feet

It's like that zoom in video And the kid getting kicked And he starts changing races I wish we could find that video again That video is so gone on Oh God that's probably the funniest video I don't want to see that ever again That video is hilarious

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Is it out or like I think it was out right I think it got previewed Oh it's the pre-view so it's probably today then It probably dropped today or down tomorrow I feel like I had the day off when it drops So it has to drop tomorrow, I'm pretty sure. Oh, I guess so. But it might come out today for like television.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, right, right, right, right, right. I forget about television. Yeah, me too. Being real, assuming being real quiet about losing weight, Harry rectum, two gay to come. Carl Weezer voice,

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at bombing Palestinian. He is, right? He clearly is. I love you so much, Jim. Wait, Carl. Carl. He clearly is, unfortunately. Carl Oweezer, correct?

Yeah. He clearly is. It's like, he's had crazy. I love you so much. You are the perfect representation. of the people that I enjoy being around. Wow. Wow.

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Do you feel like we have a right to defend ourselves? For what? I gotta get on my glider. He's still moving but he's not as fast. He starts trying to run away. He shoots a hole in it so it falls out. John Marsden dead eyeing fucking Netanyahu is crazy. Yeah.

I love doing the smiling way. Oh, oh, oh. I love doing a smiley face. You like doing the smiley face on? Oh, you shot me out. I usually just, their penises. I do the smiley face every time.

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Help me. He's still trying to balance on his fucking Yawaker glider. Dutch Vanderlin, please listen to reason. The reason with your gang. No, faggot. Where's Slate 583? I didn't say that. Dutch said that.

I don't know. Something gay. Come. Pepini brothers presents. Are there any gay? No one's gay. Right? No one's openly gay in a party, right?

In Red Dead? Yeah. Not openly. No one in a team. It's the 1800s. Yeah. I don't think there's an implication of that either. Yeah.

I think there might be a side mission where somebody's like there. I could see that. maybe. Yeah. I didn't come across it though. And if I did, I probably killed them because I kill everybody in that case. I ran over a lot of people on accident. You see the people talking about how like if JTA6,

JSA is going to have a pride parade and it's like, you know what's going to have. I'm going to do it too. That's crazy. It'll be wild if that's true. Even I'm going to do it. I feel like they would be smart enough not to do that, but also like. Well, I think they could, they could think that like, you know,

going to do what they did in, uh, and read it too. It's like the clans there. You don't know not do anything. The world's going to shit on them on their own. Oh, maybe. game, but like people... So you're comparing the Pride parade to the KKK is what I understand. The idea that they're going to let people simply have their own,

that the narrative of a moment happen on its own. People are going to be like, I'm going to kill these gay people. Donk, Donkerson, the colon swinging slasher. It's not the same thing. PeePee just learned the etymology of scumbag, originally meant used condom. Grock, who is the gayest little beetle to ever to listen to our podcast. Pippini Brothers presents Crash Course Cybertron History,

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