The Snark Tank - #347: Lil Tay Did WHAT?

Episode Date: August 8, 2025

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or biculture, whatever, and both of the sides of your family, let's say it's like Italian and like Japanese, where like both of them are like very food-centric. What the fuck do you land on at a certain point? Probably both. Do you think so? I feel like one would, and nothing's 50-50 exactly. I think Italian dominates everything.

Probably. Just culturally, they're like. It's also easier to prepare than a lot of Japanese stuff. It actually... We're going to find an octopus in like Minnesota, you know. Right. I think it just depends, right? It depends on like what you're around more.

I just feel like Italians go out of their way to be... Well, they're more... It's like Puerto Rican. Like, they're very proud about their culture. You know, that's why I'm... I'm the only Puerto Rican I know that doesn't have a Puerto Rican flag in my house somewhere. That's it. Like, it's a very...

It's like... Very rude of you. We were... How to explain it? It's like when you're, when you're oppressed, showing your culture, I don't know Italians around. I don't really fucking know shit about that tons other than like the fucking they were, they kind of were like a part of

the axis at first. Not even part of, I mean, I get it, but it wasn't the people. Very important piece of it. Yeah, yeah. Stop. We can be going for hours. The fathers of fascism. Yeah, but pasta though. But pasta. But yeah, but like. That makes up for it. It kind of. Kind of.

I don't think that's not true. I, I, because they weren't necessarily. Like they specifically weren't like doing the. Yeah. The people weren't. They, well, I mean, the people weren't.

It was Germany that was doing the crazy shit. Germany was getting off. They had the most power and influence, but. Of the Axis powers, like the Italians did the least crazy. Italy walked so Germany can run. So you ever see like an NBA like a like a hoop mixtape? You know,

and they're like coming up. And you see them like go to the gym doing all the wild ducks. That was Germany. And then Italy was filming it. They were like. Yo, I'm so proud of these guys. They're doing really good. Well, listen, welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast.

Snark Tank podcast. It is me, Chris. It is him, Derek. It is him, Sweeney. We are here today. What is today? When are we recording this? The fifth?

It's the fourth, I think. It's the fifth. Oh, no, you're right. You're right. It is the 5th of August. We're officially, I think, well, we've been there for a while, but I feel like now we're officially in the last half of the, 2020's, right?

Officially, yeah. That's upsetting. I feel like everything's speeding by. Yeah, it's, I want the heat to speed by fast. Yeah, it's staying hot. It's, uh, I wanted to blink and then be done, especially, uh, I just moved. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You commuted today.

Now the, I did. I did commute today. And it was surprisingly smooth until, yeah, you got there. Traffic was, I guess, an accident. on the other side. So going south on the five. And I'm going north. And for zero reason,

people just slow down on our side. And as soon as it passed the accident, ooh, we're going fucking 70, 80 now. Yeah. And I screamed like a freak because I was so mad. I was so mad that like, guys, they commute all the time. Yeah.

You see accidents all the fucking time. Who gives this shit? It wasn't even like there was blood and mangled stuff. It wasn't even anything. Yeah. There was like one cop now just stopping the traffic being like, oh, I'm gay. Like I want to fucking chew black people, it's hurried up.

He was saying that? He was thinking it. It was clearly. I can see. Yeah, I saw his mouth. He was like the libs. I was like, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, black, black me.

And I was like, damn, all right. As soon as we passed, we went. But yeah, it's, dude, we're on the west side, our living room. And now it just destroy. It's so hot. And I was like, damn. Those dazement's getting hit like 100 degrees. it's going to be fucking crazy.

We have air at least? We have air, but it's not central. That's the one thing. It's kind of baby stepping it up because the first... I see what you. Yeah. Like we had that and there was actually a way better room that got snatched in the three days I was trying to decide.

I was like, oh, I saw it. I was like, this is fucking great. And then three days later, I'm like, I'm going to get that. And they're like, it's already gone. I was like, fuck. Yeah. It's crazy out there, man, for a part. I remember we lived in that first...

By the way, I found a bunch of footage from that old apartment. that's crazy But that one air conditioner that didn't hit my room I was like never again am I do I'm like the one rule that we hit that I had When we were changing places I was like I cannot live in a place without central air That's the one thing

Don't give me a stove in fact I'll take I'll take central air over a stove Yeah that'll build a fire pit in my living room Figure it out That's crazy The apartment I lived in when was me and Joe The old fucking dark apartment Yeah yeah

that place so often. I'm like, I was going to kill myself. I was going to, like, I would, I would, I would, I would reach for the air out the window. That's how I would reach for it. I would like, please. I'd wake up at night and I would just reach towards it. And I'd be like, there's no. Question. Why didn't you buy a portable AC? I did. Oh, you did? Okay. It did. It did it. It did work. Okay. It did. No, the room was so fucking hot. The AC was crying. I put ice on top of it. I did everything. That's insane. I put ice on the bottom of it. It just wasn't doing anything. And I was like, I'm going to die. in here probably. Yeah, I have a pretty decent one because I finally have like a studio now. And the, the, the, we, the, we have the portable AC that was in another room before in the other apartment. So now it's in that room. And it is kind of crazy. I'm, I'm really curious when, because it's only been high 80s right now, at least for the past couple days. Yeah, we're past the apex of heat right now. So, the year I'm pretty sure. So, no, no, no, we're not. Really? No, it's the calm. So I don't know if you've noticed this, especially it, it's hard for you to notice this, since you guys grew up in New York. Yeah.

In California, so the weather, the way that it was calibrated, and it feels like, because you know how the time is not perfect and it needs to be calibrated with like a leap year and all that dumb bullshit? I feel like it's been off quite a bit, and they still need to do something about it because, so if anyone remembers this, especially going up in California, it was, we did,

so daylight savings was a very specific time. Like, say, if you remember Halloween, Daylight Savings would kick in before Halloween and there was a And so it was already cold And then it was super dark

And then Halloween hits right Now it's not super cold yet And also they kind of try to like scoot it So now it's the first Sunday End of November So now it's in November So it's after Halloween I feel like they're trying to like make up or something

Because shit is off I thought it was September So first no First Sunday November Is daylight saving kicks in I had no idea. I thought it was September. I thought it was, I thought it was six months away. I could be wrong. I'm not saying I'm right.

No, it's definitely, it's like, the biggest thing is just remember if, like, say, here. Because the equinox. Is it supposed to be on equinox is when it happens? Well, it's, here's the thing. The fuck is in equinox. The equinox is like, I don't know. It's like someone. The point when the planet is closest to the sun, I think is the equinox technically.

Man, shut up. I think. I feel like they're real. I feel like things that they're trying to calibrate things, but they need to do a better job, especially because the weather, I don't know if, how it was in New York, but say we started school in a mid-September. We used to. And it was already- It was already frosty.

It was already frosty. By mid-September now, I know they start school now in August, the kids start. But even in September, by mid-September, what, mark this by when we're doing this September, it's not going to be cold yet. It's now cold mid-October. That's when it starts to cool down. And so it seems like things are off by like a month. like there used to be like a time for most of my life it was this way and then

Jojo kind of has a similar story I started talking to a lot of she's from like a fake place she's from well she's from one of those depressing winter places but it's still she's from winterhold it was like she's yeah basically from winter she's from winter hold she's like I can't get in but I know what's there I can't get to there why can't she get in why can't she get in because magic brother I would

is she magical I would You don't understand. If that was real, I would leave right now. Oh, of course. There was a magic college. I'd be gone immediately. You never said anything. You never even told me that this was here?

You never mentioned? There's flame, it's an archer and arts and fucking ice ones. And it's like, yeah, I just never thought of you. You have like swords and stuff. I didn't think you were into magic. That's crazy. That's like a guaranteed overlap, I feel.

Oh, yeah. It's not where I'm from. The Warriors of Warriors and a Magic. Meages or major. Yeah, like there's never any cross-door. There's no fucking mystic mages or arch fucking knights or anything. There's nothing like that. There's no mixtures.

There's no mixtures ever. Guys, I came here and meet you. So I went to the dentist yesterday for the first time in an obscenely long time. They drug you and fuck your mouth? I mean, no, I was awake the whole time. Oh, okay. Which doesn't answer your question.

Exactly. That's not going to stop them. You can be looking at me. It's not going to change anything. You know, you're not going to feel anything. But, you know, apparently I still have a baby tooth. Hmm.

I didn't know that was possible. And they were like, Hey, has anybody ever told you this? And I'm like, I'm like, I'm 31. No.

I've never heard this in my fucking life. How many times you've been to the dentist? Yeah, when's the last time you went to the dentists? Well, I've been to the dentist in your life. Well, certainly many,

many times after it would have been normal for me to have baby teeth still. I guess. You know what I mean? Like, the last time I went was probably like 2019, honestly. It was a long-ass time.

So how they found out by the x-rays? Yeah, we did the x-ray thing. So they didn't x-ray you before? They did. I guess they just didn't care or just like didn't think to tell me. It was completely new information to me. I have a filling in that tooth. Yeah.

A filling in a baby tooth? Or like in the, I don't. I guess you've had it so long it might have needed a filling. Well, the thing is apparently what they said. It's like, yeah, the adult tooth never came in to push out that tooth. So that's essentially your adult tooth still. And it's got like a deep root. So it's going to be there for a long time.

So it's just like, okay, weird. You just have a fucking compromised tooth technically then. I guess. But it was weird. I just don't understand it. Like that was the first, I feel like I would have heard that before. Sure. As a 31 year old person.

Granted, last time I went to the dentist was 25 or something, 26. How do you? But like, is it weird that people, because what's strange is that no one in my family really lost their teeth that they aged. Like, my grandma has all her teeth still. It's just genetics, man. Really? Well, genetics and how you take care of them. It's obviously how you take care of them.

You have to really, you have to really. you have to, like, if you have good genetics for, you know, for your teeth, and, and actually saliva is really important that people don't know about. Like, there's certain people have saliva that, like, wards off bacteria better than others. And so there's, there's other factors about it, like, say, so some people have good genetics, their teeth don't get all fucked up and all this stuff. And then there's the outside influences of actually taking care of it and eating certain things. But it's much harder. If you have great genetics, you have to try really hard to ruin your teeth. Like, actively just do not. nothing to them versus other people that have to you. I think it's kind of like it's even like when it comes to your body and exercise. Some people are lucky and don't have to do fuck all and they're, they're always in a decent shape. And then there's me if I eat two slices of pizza like, oh, I'm fucking,

I already see it on my stomach like three days later. I'm kind of surprised, like I'm surprised it wasn't worse. I was like, damn, it's been six years. They're probably going to have to like fucking rip a tooth out or something. They're like, no, you can actually feel if your teeth are fucked up though.

Like if you need it, you can usually feel that shit. Because those nerves in your teeth are fucking. delicate sensitive as fuck did they offer you anything no they said it it looked like I hadn't been in like two years basically

which was like shocking me I was like okay cool I mean that's that's a good thing they just gave me like a specific kind of toothpaste to like keep an eye on stuff but it was like way better than I thought it would be but it's just it just pissed me off that I had a baby tooth

and I didn't know about it and they drilled a filling into it also apparently I had a filling on another tooth and then it fell out at some point so I probably have to get that refilled or something but it doesn't hurt so I don't really, I don't know, whatever. Who cares?

It was just weird. I just wanted to say that because, like, listen, you got to go to the dentist. It's good idea. I put it off for a long time because it's just anxiety about the dentist. I hate the, I hate, dude, the feeling of just then fucking digging and, like, scraping, and it feels like they're going to rip shit out of your jaw. It's a horrible, it's not a nice feeling. But, you should just do it.

The only thing that bothers me is when they put the, like, when they want your mouth to stay open, they'll put, like, this block thing in it. That's the only in a box. Oh, yeah. Like, oh, we need to, like, we need to work on you and we want your mouth to stay open. So it'll put like, yeah. And then the whole time, like, it's so unnatural for me. Maybe if my jaw was like, if I was, if I was a dick sucker, right?

It would probably be way easier. Like, I'm at, and I'm serious. Like, if you were used to like having your mouth open, like open all the time, like it'd probably way easier. And so I'm thinking, or you just, you know, okay, just eating bigger food. Because you know, like, you know, most people's penises aren't big enough. for you to open your whole mouth and you're still, I can't get in there all the way. So I need to start practicing maybe.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, hey, yeah. Whatever. It's 2025, man. Yeah, it's 2025, who cares? There's no such thing as gay or whatever, it's straight. And nothing matters anymore. I mean, they're all arbitrary at the end of the day.

I wish I was the case. I mean, it would be, yeah, in a, in a nice world where no one gave a fuck about any of that shit, it would be cool. No one gave a fuck cool would I make fun of them. We got, we got, we got, we got, we got ancient books that. you know, say otherwise. We still got a, you know, still got a, they're still here.

We got ancient books that say the otherwise of the otherwise. We don't have flying cars, but we still have old dusty-ass books. Yeah. Isn't that great? It is nice. It's especially,

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even know who this person is. I only heard that name in like, a rap song once and I was like I don't know who that is and I genuinely it didn't even inspire enough curiosity in me

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by forcing her to do it was like a Shirley Temple Honey Boo Boo situation yeah and I guess her brother was on it too because behind the scenes there was a oh i do remember this thing i don't know if it got left in a video because i don't know how it leaked but it was showing that she was fucking up some lines and then she was getting coached by her

brother because she was all about like oh she has all this money and shit right right okay okay okay all her broken shit and then she started trying to beef with um uh bad baby remember bad baby and they catch me outside yeah dr phil the gift that always gives that i don't He can't stop giving. Is he, he's a, what a fucking, I feel like... As he got to the 50, he had learned some things,

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Yeah, no, he probably is. Like, he's a herald. Like, you know, like he's releasing demons out of the northern rat. He's like the secretary of the devil. Yeah. Like, this is the way to like groom people into accepting like demons or something

because that catches me out. Like, come on, man. That's obviously demonic. Let's be real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is crazy. So she went away after Walker's going to give a shit, right?

What a quick little gimmick. I think she might have, I don't know if she either beef with rice gum or collab with rice gum. I don't remember. There's probably a lot of people that don't even listen to that are, what the fuck's a rice gum? I'm like, yeah. I think it's still around, dude. He's just not, he's not on the surface. He's not on the surface anymore, yeah.

I don't know if you're serious or not. I'm dead serious. He's in the porn world? Well, so, Rice, Yam, as far as the last, and to be fair, this could be outdated information. Last time I heard about this was maybe like two years ago. But apparently, like, he runs, he basically has a company that runs people's only fans for. Oh, he's doing, that's what they're all doing, real estate and running only fans. Yeah, it's a pimp, basically.

Yeah, that's what that, uh, Jack Doherty, you know that little kid? Jack Doherty? Jack Doherty. The one that crashed his car? Yeah. He had a McLaren and he fucking crashed it with his friend inside. Oh, yeah, that's right. tragically survived. He tragically survived and his friend was all beat up.

He was fine. Not enough. Hold the phone. I was like, bro, your friend's fucked up. What are you saying? Stream it and he's the friend. Yeah. Coughing up blood. That's kind of how I know there. Don't get the blood on the phone, bro. That's kind of how I know there isn't a God. You know what I mean? Like I say that like facetiously, but I also kind of believe it where it's like, it's the same thing where it's like, oh, it grazed Trump but exploded the head of a firefighter, you know? You know, it's like the little things like this where it's just like that can only be explained by an evil God or chaos. Right. I generally wonder how like,

it does disappoint me and also scare me how people cannot think about that, like what you just said. Oh, Jesus or God guided the bullet away but yeah, it exploded another guy's head. So what does that say? A firefighter. A person who like, even if

he sucks. Even if he sucks because he does suck since he's there, but obviously he does good work with the community. Clearly. Yeah. If you're going to be a firefighter, even if it's voluntary or whatever it's still it's still all good positive it's it's it's it's like you can't

your God can't be all loving you like I like look maybe probably a decent amount of that anymore they're like a sanitized there's enough people that do but I yeah when you get deep down to it most of them don't because they even say that they're God fearing people

right and it's like why would you need to fear something that's benevolent yeah why would you fear something that loves you would you fear Mr. Rogers So they understand that to a certain extent But then they also don't mean it's just all cognitive distance I can see it like I think of God is like a whale you know I wish

It might it might be like not you know it might not like be want to hurt you But like it could definitely hurt you in passing Doing a fucking joke you know it'll be funny if I mean It's just like it's like a powerful entity that's like an animal Would actually make perfect sense Yeah, it's classic whale humor that whales have Yeah You know they see you

They see you and they guide boats to you but at the same time they also like, hey, look at me, do a flip and it lands on you and kills you. And you're like, nice. Sure. Sure. I've been watching so much. I don't want to get into that. Oh, what were you going to say? No, I don't want to get into.

Yeah, yeah. I was like, I don't want to do it. So, Lutei, uh, turned 18. So naturally she started an only fan. Yeah. Immediately. The only thing that I saw that seemed controversial is I guess she, she's been lying about her age, which it would, it would make, it would make.

It would make more sense that she was lying about. Was she like 50? I can imagine. No, she was saying she was younger because there was a post that was circulating around where she was beefing with Keemstar of all people. And this was two years ago in 2023. And she mentioned that she was 14. She says it. So then that would mean she's 16 now.

Right. So people are like, what the fuck? This is illegal. And then, but if you look online, it says, no, she was born in 07. and so that would make her 18 now. Right. So the thing is... Born in 2007, by the way.

Sounds pretty wild, is horrifying for me to imagine. I was a seventh grader. Fucking Assassin's Creed. That's everything that's relevant to my life is probably 2007. Fucking biose shock. Yeah, everything. Like a lot of... You missed fucking...

Do you hear about that guy? Oh my God. That baby, that embryo, the old baby? What do you mean? Old baby? Like an embryo that was held and froze? So there was an embryo. Yeah, it was like fertilized in the, in 1994 or something.

And then frozen. And then now it's now they're like going through with like the, I guess the pregnancy. It's like, dude, if I found that out about myself, I would lose my fucking mind. That'd be interesting. That would piss me off so hard. Yeah, especially being born now. Yeah, mad. Like you could have been born like granted like the 90s isn't a great time either because you're ultimately living to see the downfall of everything.

But you, you miss, you, you, ever, like you, you never got to live in a world, even though you were destined, you were dead, you were, you were born or you were going to be born in a time where you can at least experience a time where like 100% of art was created by people. And now you have to live in a world where like most things are AI and like nothing is real. Yeah. I'd crash out so hard. I'd be very upset. The rich sucks dick. The dollar is fucking shit right now. So when that baby gets older and older and older, it's going to. like, oh, the dollar is fucking useless now. Oh, every, there's now five, it's going to be normalized to have like five people in one bedrooms, you know, and a one bedroom apartment. 100%. It's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like a fucking Charlie Bucket.

What is it, the Willy Wonka apartment set up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, it's, all the old people sleeping in the same bed, had to, head to tell in that one room. That's crazy to think about that. Like, no, if I, man, if I missed all, all of the stuff. I always, because I was arguing, I'm like, this is the legitimately the, the, the, the most beneficial technology was invented, like, while we were alive. Like, you know, like, say, as far as, like, the advancements of, like, Bluetooth and, and certain waves. Certain, certain, certain waves, well, I guess those were discoveries, not inventions, but, like, certain things that were, the groundwork, when things were still weird, but.

back in the day, like, who cares? The advancements and some of the, some of the inventions now, it's especially when it comes to, um, like cameras, how good they are now. Yeah. To whatever the fuck it was back in the day. I would say the wow this thing was probably in the industrial revolution or like,

say, sure. Like irrigation and shit like, like, were born in the 1800s, had nothing, no toilets, no electricity,

nothing. And then living being 50 years old and having all of that shit. Yeah. That's probably the only other time in history That's just like shockingly crazy Imagine imagine like being somewhere Some person in the West Don't tell what I was to do

They're like well Being being a person that's in like the Northeast of the world of America You're kind of like focusing on bullshit And by the time you turn 50 You're like oh California's a place over there now And so is like all of the westward expansion And seeing like oh that happened during my life

Because that was a thing that people went through And it's like, what the, really? You think people have, like, panic attacks? Like, say, well, they must have. Say you were born in the West where there was just cabins and maybe one train and it's hot as shit. And you had to live with lizards and scorpions and shit. And then you finally took a train all the way east. I'm like, these are buildings.

You're like the fucking brick fucking walkways. Yeah, cobblestone roads. Yeah, cobblestone fucking lamps and shit. You're like, oh. What the fuck is this? Yeah. What's crazy? I was thinking about this

like the era of like New York City being built like when they were making it the way it is now imagine seeing it like during It's being like what the fuck There's pictures There's pictures you can see of it and it doesn't It doesn't register to me as even possible That there was never

That there was ever grass there Like it's crazy Like as an island it's insane to imagine that But I saw like the building of like I never saw the grass there but I saw like buildings of like like people like them actually creating what is Times Square

them like putting up the like putting up the I'm thinking of monument that's definitely not it like the Empire State building in the middle of the New York City building like it's building process and I'm like this is and they had just people like I love the people just all like the beams like that real shit yeah I love that they just didn't care about those people at all Yeah it doesn't matter

There's like yeah fucking no safety who cares like that's real I was like what the fuck. You're like throwing sandwiches at each other like Oh, hanging off. Almost. Almost. The whole thing's like a fucking

Buster Keaton. Like old Groucho Marx ass fucking routine. It's weird. The idea of development because I don't know. What have I seen

visually changed that much in my life other than like news? It's all kind of like everything's kind of done already. You know what I mean? Like everything over here for the most part I think is done. Yeah. You're never going to see like

I think the only, the craziest thing. that in my life, which is, by the way, still such a joke in comparison to seeing New York City being built or something. But I remember Cross County being like re... There was a mall in the Westchester, in Westchester where I lived,

that was like a really dinky piece of shit. That was like, it was really... There was like a... It was like one of those places where it looked like a bunch of strip malls put next to each other, like facing each other. And then like on the second floor, there would be like some weird, like kids zone.

or something, like some weird fucking thing with a ball pit in it and some guy smoking. And that became like a really high end place to the point where I went back there and I was like, this is fucking, it's cool, but like what the fuck happened here? For me, but that's it.

For me, I think it's this. I think I've ever seen anything. Freedom Plaza. What's that? Oh, is that the World Trade Center? Because I remember, I remember the building and I remember the hole. I remember the hole.

And then I remember the hole. I never been to either of them. You remember it? No, I don't know, whatever. Well, first of all, we've already been over on this podcast. I don't like the Twin Towers. I think they're ugly. They're very...

And I'm glad they're gone. And like, it's like, why deviate from like the, uh... It is like the, the Deco shit that they had. Yeah, it's not Art Deco, it's lame. Like, why deviate from that? That shit was awesome. There's so many buildings in New York that are like Bioshock buildings. And then, like, there's the Twin Towers and it's just like, here's...

It looks like two giant... It's like Minecraft. It's like it was put together in Minecraft. It's a representation of like this is postmodernism. Yeah, stagnancy. Now, to be fair, you didn't have to blow up 3,000 people. But. That's

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you don't you I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. The building that's there is way nicer. When you think about it, it's a small price to pay relative to how people clearly don't care about people dying. That is, yeah, clearly. What do you think about, like, we talk to the medical industry, just as a small example of being, us being completely okay. You being okay.

Well, no, we because. Yeah, me, him. What have you done to stop this? I don't know. Exactly. Like, we're okay with it. Yeah. I don't know about letting tens of thousands of people die by getting their claims rejected.

Maybe even hundreds of thousands collectively. Because that's just like a handful of insurance companies makes like probably 100,000 deaths a year. Yeah. To be fair, okay in this context means. Complicit. Passive. Not exactly working. Not supportive.

But like just kind of not. Yeah, you don't care enough about it to change it. Not directly working against. Again. And to me that's, you know, that is being okay with it. Yeah. Because there's a certain way that I'm okay. There's a certain thing.

I'm okay with the weird fucking, uh, growth flood thing happening in that bathroom. It actually makes me think I was like, I, should I be near that thing? No, I actually found out what it was. I had a guy look at it. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. He said, like, this is just a dead termite nest, which is why you had that termite problem. It's like, oh, okay.

Are they, is it active? And I was like, no. Did you remove it? Is it still there? It's still there. No way. The guy showed up and he was like, oh, there's no. Well, I asked him, I asked him like, is it, is it, do I, do I, is it?

Because I don't use this room. Do I need to get rid of it? May I keep it? I did ask him because I was like, it's kind of cool. If there's no danger and there's nothing in it that would damage the apartment, it's like, do I need? Call that guy and get free money because he just left that. That is like against work ethic. It's cool.

Get free. I would just like, all right, awesome. I'm going to get free money from your fucking job because you just left that here. So yeah. They're supposed to remove that shit. I told them not to. So, like, if you call pest control, right, and you're actually trying to get rid of rats or something.

Are you like, oh, they find a possum. Like, oh, there's her problem. That's one's stinking. And then someone was like, leave it. Can I have that? Do you think they would be, okay? Well, you know what's crazy? It's like there's a spider in that room that's been fucking feasting.

And so I guess that's why it's like completely deserted. Like, there's no, there's no termites there at all. It's completely done. There's a spider just chilling above it, like. Oh, it's like, this is like, this is. This is a cool place. Yeah. Thanks, homie.

Yeah. And I like having a house spider. I like having, had an old guy. Yeah. I like, if they're not too big, if they get too big,

I'm like, I'm sorry, buddy, you can't be here. They can't, I can't see them interfere with my life directly. The second I'm like,

I'm sitting on the toilet, whatever, and it's like right in front of me, it's done. Like, I gotta kill you. You've, you've gone against our,

the unspoken rule. They did that to me in the living room. It was in the corner, one of those little corner things. I'm like, There's spider. Yeah, stay there. And then it, nope, by my computer, starting to move next to my amp.

But I'm like, you, come on. I had to give my chancla and bam. Yeah, I never feel good about it. I never feel good. I know. I feel like I'm doing what must be done. I feel like I didn't have, I wish I didn't have to kill animals. Like, I wish I like, oh, man, just exist.

Like, I wish I could communicate with you, but like, hey, it's like a roommate's like, hey, you could live here as long as you want. Avoid Lily. She's going to freak out about you. And just please just try to remove the. smaller pests. I'd be like, yeah, I can do that for you. And we'd go, I'd even leave food out from.

Kingston, how would you feel? Thank you so much, Kingston. Thank you. How would you feel? How was it being a spider, Mr. Spider? I like it. So much. I don't really know.

I don't know about things, really. Is there much outside of being a spider a lot? How would you feel if you could, if you had like, if you had like Dr. Doolittle powers, right? Oh, okay. You could like kind of communicate with animals. Sure.

And there was a spider in your house. And you weren't exactly positive, but like, there's a little, there's some context, Exclusing the way that he speaks that indicates that he's a pedophile. Oh, man. I mean, that's an easy smash. But he's a spider pedophile.

So he's, I still. So he's like younger than any, like, he's younger than anybody that he could conceivably. What do you mean? Is that a pedophile relative to humans? Or is it a pedophile relative to the spider? That's up to you.

Like baby spiders. That's up to you. It's up to you. I mean, they eat baby spiders. So like, whatever. I feel like at that moment,

I would just, I would be like, look, you have to leave. You just have to leave. Really? Crush it. It's time to crush it.

It's time to crush it. You can't leave them. You can't leave those PDF files alive, man. That's true. Because I'm like Dr. Little would be really cool. Especially if they're spiders. Yeah. Like you'd be cool.

Like Dr. Little Powers and you get like a racist dog. There's a lot of those. Oh, yeah. That's one thing that. And it's not like scared. It's like no, it's like a bigoted dog. Like for some reason I'd understand. Rigger.

Rigger. That is one thing that's never brought up in the Cats versus Dogs. The base is like they're probably, I do feel. like I do think there are more racist dogs than there are racist cats because I don't think cats can be racist. I don't, I don't think that's really insane. I think they're not technically. They're racist in the way like say when people talk about Donald Trump's a racist.

I'm like he's a racist because he's an elitist because. Sure. Right, right, right. I don't think he cares about anyone but himself, but because these people are clearly beneath them, they would never step in on his golf courses. Yeah. They don't have the amount of money to, you know, that's the way that he is. Some of as brokies that are

You're definitely not on my level I know what you're saying And I feel like that's how cats behave Cats feel superior But like they're also like You can't teach a cat to hate black people More than anybody else Right it's just like

I mean you can you can But that's because of the fact That cats are not as easy to train It doesn't change the reality The outcome I mean outcome is that there are no racist cats And there are many races dogs You can like

But that's the same you can't teach a cat To save a life the way You can teach a dog to save a life So it's like Okay cool That's not the country That's the point. So at the same time, it's like, well, you can, a dog is this easier to be trained, you know,

but I'm pretty sure there's way more dogs that have done good for people of various groups than cats have, you know? Like the benefits that dogs have given to this world across the spectrum. So you're saying it overrides the racism? I think like a dog. You're saying it overrides the dog racism? A dog being taught to be racist to attack people of particular ethnicities, I think is very unfortunate. But I think it's outweighed by like all the help that dogs have. have done in history for you.

I feel like that's kind of crazy to say. I think that's not crazy to say. So do you think like, I think humans have gotten this far because of dogs literally? Do you feel the same way for white Europeans then? Oh, no, they're scone. I mean,

no. I think, I think, so you don't think the, the gross racism that a lot of them, like the Aryan race and all that supremacy bullshit, doesn't out, is eclipsed by the like the Twin Towers being built.

Okay. Now, my count argument. Name, name nine objectively good things done. I'm not going to say that. That's great. Name nine good things done by white people, please. I'll wait. Objectively, objectively. Not, not.

Did, did they, Patch Adams. Did they invent butter? White people did. I feel like you did it. I feel like you didn't. I thought there might be some messo people that did that shit. They were like, we did it.

I got nothing. I got nothing. I don't know. I don't know Stan Lee's part why he made Spider-Man. Oh, yeah. I don't know. You're so close to being KKK. It's kind of crazy.

It's really insanely not true. You are like you're on the horseshoe. You could like one, you're one bad day away from being like basically like I'm one bad day. Being a black person growing up where we did and that didn't happen. I'm just fucking insane. That is crazy. Yeah.

Upstate New York. You probably would have been. Yeah. Where I went to school was fucking crazy. Brother. Brother, it ain't. It ain't Arkansas. It ain't fucking Mississippi.

where there's a sun downtown. That's true, but it's objectively, like, I guess. It's worse than the city. But like, hey, what do you think would happen if we moved to that new Arkansas city where Oh, my God? What do you think of what happened if we actually just go there? I would go, I guess. We should do it.

How can you actually, how does that work? They wouldn't, they wouldn't rent place to stuff like that. We should do a live show there. We should do a live show in that, in that sun downtown. I love it. Fucking hilarious. We should. I'd be like, what?

What? Well, you guys don't like money? You're like five people. Five people show up. I mean, probably. I'm like, what? Being there would be so like, what's the, what is the point of being here? Just to upset them.

Why? Like, we can firebom their businesses. That's not upset up more. That's crazy. I can pick out of their book. Listen. Well, give them a taste of their own medicine. Black Wall Street style.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. That's not taught. That's not taught history books. Really funny. Well, yeah. Not at all.

There's, look, there's many. There's many. There's crazy. I learned about in Catholic school. Really? Yeah. There's no way. I'm not even kidding.

There's no way you learn that in... That's not even remotely. You're probably like one... You might have heard it. You might have heard it. You did not learn that shit in your curriculum. That's like a road teacher. I am so dead serious.

Yeah, that might be like a row teacher. There's no way you're learning at any curriculum. I'm so dead serious. I can't even expect. I don't... I don't not believe you. I just think that it was in... You shouldn't because I just lied.

Huh? Oh, so you were being like a real liar? Ha! Like there's no, there's no curriculum that you're going to learn something like that at all in America. Well, yeah. At all. There's a lot of neat stuff. A teacher would, a teacher would tell you that maybe in like high school.

Because your job is cooked if you tell somebody about that. All right. Yeah. Well, yeah, we didn't really. We didn't really finish the little. We didn't really finish the moral posturing for a good 30 minutes. Yeah. So let's talk about pedophiles.

A little tizzy. We didn't finish a little tizzy. Yeah, a bunch of people signed up immediately. Apparently she's a millionaire. She made a million dollars. But I'm just hoping that screenshot. It just feels. The whole thing feels like just completely like bullshit because...

I believe it. I mean, maybe. There's... The only reason I say that is because, first of all, it was the... It seemed kind of like, let me... Look, everybody knows how to screenshot on a phone or on a computer. Yeah. It's just one button.

So I... It's... You know how some people try to fake authenticity? That's what this feels like to me, because it was a... picture, a photo, somebody took their phone and took a picture of the computer screen of showing, oh, we made a million dollars. And I'm like, I don't, you're too young to do that. You know, you're too, brother, there's, I've done it before. You're not fucking 18 years old right now.

Sure. She is too young to even, the concept of even doing that doesn't even match her timeline. Because like, it's so intuitive to just screenshot now. I feel like that's weird evidence It's well it's What I would say is just supporting And if I would say Occam's Razor where it's like

I think Occam's Razor is that there's a lot of people Waiting for people to turn 18 to give them money Yeah that's not that's not that's not my I don't think it was because bad baby Mm-hmm Was actually very popular and rapping Yeah And actually in the public eye

Yeah Like even you were saying to yourself You didn't really even know the fuck Lil Tay is Sure There was all these people people just waiting for Lil Tay? I, 100% believe that. Whom? Where?

I think, I think, where's her fucking audience? I think there's, I don't think they intersect with ours at all. I just don't think there's, I don't, so the way that a lot of people inflate numbers. There's a Spanish YouTuber with like millions and millions and millions and millions and stuff. Right, because there's millions and millions and millions of Spanish speakers. Yeah, and there's around the world. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and thousands of pedophiles.

There's plenty of perverts out there. Yeah. Like, that's not the point. The point is to, I would, when you just look at metrics and stuff, you're like, oh, so bad baby did the same thing. And I don't think she's even remotely close to bad baby stardom. Sure. So the trajectory of her hitting it in just a few hours or whatever, like, it just doesn't add up. I think you're underestimating or maybe overestimating because I think Bad Bunny like a bad baby baby.

Close enough. Stupid names. I'm going to be honest. I'm not really difficult. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere now.

north probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. I just don't think she cares to announce it. I don't. I think she's I think she's I think she

easily made over a million dollars on only fan. I think she did eventually. But we're talking about first day metrics. I think I think she did immediately. No, that's she made not immediately, but within the first day. Yeah. And so did Liltay. Matching them. That's the thing I'm saying doesn't add up. It's like me being like, okay, someone who's extreme. strongly strong and fast and someone who's not as fast and as strong doing very similar metrics as far as performance wise. Sure. It's suspicious.

And what I'm saying is, and what I'm getting to, to me, it's like, it seems pretty obvious if you've been doing scam shit the whole time, you're lying about your age, you've been doing all these things. Oh, um, my, my dad said that I'm dead. I'm like, your dad didn't do shit. You did this. Right. You did.

Just follow the patterns. Think logically. Oh, I hit a million. now if you're a stupid person, you're like, oh man, this must be really good. Like this must, I got to get in on it. It's just like the FOMO kind of thing. Sure.

You just say, I don't believe for a second she actually hit that metric. I imagine she got a bunch, but I think it's just a good flex. And I think the, like, the thing to be like, oh, I just real quick took a thing. I think it's just a very. Yeah, maybe. I think ultimately, though, that her, even if she pretended to hit a million dollars, yeah. That news in and of itself is much.

marketing to the point where I think she now has, like, I think it's irrelevant. Like, I think she ultimately has been. It's not about, well, it's my, my point, my point is maybe that's what's, maybe you're not grasping. It's that the, the inauthenticity of the entire thing. Sure, of course. Even though I believe that, uh, she probably eventually hit it. Like, I don't see why not. But even though, she said, so I was looking at her post on her, I want her, uh, Twitter. And she said she was going to have it up for like 24 hours only. So it's kind of like a hurry up, but then it's like, trying to do this whole FOMO thing I'm like that's why would you do that

first of all? It's marketing it's not real like and then um I saw one of the biggest post I don't know that the person just said there was nothing on there it's a scam and so I don't even like think there was any actually because I on it if you go on or Twitter

it said oh the second drop of like in my birthday shooter or something like it said something like sure sure and uh but like I saw a post that was like really big that was like this fucking nothing on there so and my first thought was bro don't you you're exposing yourself yeah don't say that that's a crazy that is a crazy thing to say don't fucking you but then there was other people saying well she's 18 now but there's nothing wrong you know they don't sure it's out of technicality let's let's let's let's let's get the technicality disclaimer out of the way out of technicality there is nothing wrong but we all know

the implication of your fucking weird if you were even remotely interested in her at all because that means pre her being 18 you're interested in her so it's like you can't it's the principle of it yeah it's the principle of it no one's no I don't understand why I don't understand just leave chat just leave chat that moment be like I like leaving chat yeah like something gets posted you like I don't know your part is remove yourself from chat yeah it's some people don't have uh I guess the they can't even picture what's genuinely wrong because the threshold has been crossed that but I'm like that's not how that works if you unless you're one of those random people that

never knew who Lil Tay was prior and just like, oh, here's an 18 year old, because even that's questionable, obviously. But if you knew who she was prior, that means all the implications. That's way weirder. So allow me. By a mile.

Allow me to harken the thing to create. I think your point, your point makes sense. I think obviously it's very like, very likely. That's what I'm saying. He's like, he's going to make that jump. I'm telling you, he's getting close. Harkin.

Harkin. I think like... Hark the Herald Angels, motherfucker. Please continue. That goes back to what you were saying. I said Harkin. I said a word that's too, you know...

Induidably. It's too, it's too advanced for my black brain. The indefatigable Kingston. The fact that I know that shocks you both so much, my apologies. I'm sorry, man. I don't go to the Ivy League white areas or schools or nothing. I don't know that's kinds of language, master. Damn, my bad, son.

You say that? It's like I could I don't think she's probably lying because he's been He's proven to be an internet liar done already But the same thing Chris like the people that probably The fucking scumlords that probably gave bad baby that money Are they probably the same thing yeah I think it's the same it's the same crowd So it's like it doesn't like if one does it say I do think I do think of a diagram is mega is a surprising

I would love and so I would love it too circles are here and they're like this merged. Yeah. They're like, oh, like, yeah, it's the same. You have to squint to see that they're two circles.

Like, really hard. Look, I'm not, I was just, like sad. I wasn't trying to downplay that there's a bunch of clearly,

fucking, the amount of per staggering, it is staggering. It is staggering. But then it's like, when I tell people about like,

the religious institution numbers, when I talk about like, the, the Boy Scouts and there's over 80,000, uh, cases of child abuse, of sexual abuse,

excuse me. And then, the hundreds of thousands in the Catholic Church around the world, that the thousands in America just in regular institutions, the weekly arrest that it's still happening. And then they're like, oh, then I have to listen to Joe Rogan say, those trans people are trying to use the bathroom with the kids. I'm like, it's kind of weird that they have to use the bathroom.

It is weird. I was like, I can't wait for a world where trans people don't have to piss or poop anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, that's the world. You know, that's the world. Why wouldn't you just circumvent the need to do that? Seal your ass on. It's become a flower at that moment, dude.

That's crazy. Would you guys steal your asshole shut? No. Why? Why would I? Wait, why should I? That's great.

That's such a band-a-that's such a band-aid over a deeper. That's like putting a band-aid over a brain cancer. It's like, I don't like pooping very much. You seal my asshole shut. See, way worse. It's like giving somebody an assort that you get shot in the back of the head.

And it's like, you go take you. Was that ever a saw, like, thing? Like, I feel like those like a asshole, like a asshole shirt?

Like a sawed. They're like he cauterized and asshole shit? I feel like that's not exactly Saas style. No, yeah, saw is like not

necessarily sexual violence. I don't know. Saw's more, that's more like hostile. Yeah, you're right. Oh yeah. What about saw in hostel?

Hostel. Hostel made me not want to go to Europe. Like I was like, I'm never going to Europe now. Tom, not, see, hostile made me not want to go to a hostel.

Thank you. That's crazy. The full sentence is like, no. Listen, it's still unreasonable, but I actually feel like, first of all, going to a hostel in the first place is crazy. Dude, I've never, I saw, I've never, like, I've only been to hotels in my life. One of my friends, when they were, when they turned like 20, they're like, oh, let's go. You know the friend.

Let's go. Let's go to Europe and, like, fucking hot place. I think you were invited too, I think. Yeah, I didn't go. And I was like, fuck. No. I was like, I don't speak any of those languages. He spoke Portuguese.

And I was like, that's cool. You have one country to go to that you understand us. None of us speak multiple languages. We're going to die. We're also all my America minorities. So they're going to think we're terrible. And he was like, no, I think it's a good idea, man. And I was like, no.

I don't need to be in a hostel. First of all, it's called hostile. Yeah, I don't. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I already feel like there's an antagonistic force. It's aggressive.

It's like, automatic aggressive. It is aggressive. It's like, here's a hotel. Here's a hostel. It's just like, all right, well, I don't know, I don't know about that. That's like a fugitive goes to a hostel. Yeah. You know?

People like a victim. People who also don't have, like go to the motel before you go to, I guess there's no motels there. Well, I would get. Yeah. They become hostles are very, well, I, they're still, they have everything. Hostels are very specific for poor travelers that don't care about their well-being. Because I just imagine there's people there that are gleeful and so, so, to rob you.

You know, they're like, oh, great. Like a dumb fucking American that has a bag full of goodies because they've been, they've been traveling everywhere. I only know. He jumps up,

he jumps up and he clicks his heels. He's in a bed. He's trying not to giggle excitedly when the lights go off. Oh, bonjour. Zimabelle thief. I take your things. He said hello in Italian

And it said I'm a thief in French In French He got Bonjourno Bonjourno Dijorno Dijorno He says de Jorno and then Robsie

Yeah Oh man Giggling and taff in town Have you had de journo? This shit sucks I've had de journo I mean If I ever have like

The thing is with those pizzas I'm not too judgmental on Because it's just like This is This is This is not real pizza anyway. Yeah. You know, I kind of understand what I'm getting when I get DeJorno. I just don't like that. I'm not a fan of it. It's the tagline I guess that threw me off because it was

it's not delivery. Yeah, yeah. Like you're ever going to confuse these two things. Yeah, yeah, that's like I wish it was more on it. I wish it was more like this is clearly not delivery. It's clearly DeJorno. That's okay. I haven't seen a I haven't seen a, I haven't seen a journal commercial in a long time to be That's, well, I've seen, yeah, I got stuff with ads on it. You don't have ads like on like your... He probably doesn't pay for it. He probably pays for ad-free stuff. Well, I, I, I, I, I, I make sure to do the ad-free thing. And if I, if I, if I, if there's an option to pay for something and it still has ads, I'm not, I don't have it. Like, I think that's, I think that's, I think it's insane.

Like, I have, I have, I don't have HBO Max anymore. I don't have Hulu. I don't have, I think I only have YouTube, YouTube premium. I have all those fucking. things I don't use any of that stuff I got a lot of that stuff I got you're out of all of them I want to get out of all of them I want to go out of Hulu explicitly

but I can't because now Hulu is attached to fucking Disney Plus which is it? Yeah what do you mean I don't understand The bundle? He has a bundle Oh I see I have Disney Plus I have Disney Plus Hulu and I have

Is it Max or no Max I think Is that one because that was a $17 one For right now I have what we call Unfortunately right now I have Ridiculous If you get the $17 bundle that has all the ads And then I think it's like if you pay

like close it's like 27. So I guess like an extra $10 then there's no ads on any. I just can't do ads anymore. I would rather you advertise. I would rather just see I'll get to get to the 50. I have learned about the

family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of 50 yeah have been the virus that cause a Culebrilla. Although not all the persons in risk will have I dolly run. I'm

the eruption dolorouss with ampollos during times, making that even the tasks more simple be a lot of not learn about the

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Dan Morgan here on the pod say hi Dan Hey how's it going today It's going good man Tell us who you are and what you do I'm Dan Morgan

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm That's pretty awesome

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 47 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Endless billboards everywhere. Then you interrupt my, the thing that I'm using to escape that stuff. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I don't mind seeing a billboard on the store. I don't mind Times Square with all the fucking screens or whatever. I really don't care. Put it on the train. Put it on public transit. Put it in the planes. I can give a fuck.

But like, I'm trying to watch something. I'm actively trying to not engage. with this. Respect me. I'm paying you also. What are we doing? There being the the

subscriptions now with ads is that's a travesty to me. It's egregious. Because it's like there's to be and all that shit that's free with ads. Yeah.

So I'm like, wait, so there's how dare you even sell me a version of Netflix with ads? Can Netflix? Netflix has ads. There's probably like an $8 tier. the old school tier that I think like has ads.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Same much like, imagine paying the watch. It's so. My thing is that I don't, I just don't,

I don't, I just don't, piss me off. I don't care about some of the music and read of it. I don't really, I don't really watch television anymore. That's the thing.

I don't really sit down and watch TV shows as much as I used to. So for me, it's like, I don't, I just don't, I just like you, you archived live league. What do you do you watch?

Like if I, if I'm like, just porn and, uh, magic of the gathering. If I'm like, what do I watch? Met to the Gathering porn. Every now and there's a collaboration.

Yeah. But like usually, I don't know. I usually, if I'm not, I'm like watching some white man explaining something to me that I don't understand quite well as a video essay. Or like I'm. So YouTube? I'm reading something. Yeah. YouTube or books?

Either YouTube or books. I don't. That's fair. YouTube is pretty. I mean, I'm reading something online. Like I'm reading an article online or something like that. I don't really. I guess it's shows I watch

I watched Andor recently and that's like a fucking Clearly a show But I don't really watch much television I guess I But after I moved out like after I got to like my college age I just stopped watching TV really I don't know why Like I caught up on all the things that people are like

Oh like things you have to watch But like I just I don't know I'm not watching television really I fell off a TV Like I watched Severance really That was the most recent like in the no show that I watched But um Well it's a very big TV person

She's like a watch TV a lot We watched like this is us You know, bothered me? You watch Ted Lassow and all those shit. Good shows, too. There's like only one... I haven't wanted to watch a show in a while. And I recently was like, oh, I should watch

Police Squad, the show that Naked Gun is based on. I never actually watched them. And so I was like, oh, I should watch those. Oh, his show that was on like fucking Channel 10 in New York. I don't know. It's like an old show, like a 1970 show. Well, I don't know. I've literally, again, I've only seen like clips of it online.

I was like, oh, that's a show. I didn't even register it to me. Like, I just misremembered those being part of the naked gun movies. And I saw it. I was like, oh, it's a show. There's like six episodes. And then, and then they made the movies. I was like, oh, I should watch that show.

And then I go look for it. And it's like, I have no idea. I don't even think it's a bit. I think I saw like, there's almost like an old school bootleg version of it where like it's the camcorder on the screen. Oh, wow. And it's like slanted. And like I found that on like, I think Vimeo or something. And I was like, damn, dude, okay.

So I guess not. Whatever. I watched that shit with my grandma back in the day on like channel. Like in New York City or New York in general, there was like, with regular television, there was like channel one, which you'd get like all the news. And then it's channel 10 where we would just have old shit on there for some reason. I don't know. Like quantum leap or quantum break. Oh, quantum leap.

Yeah, like shit like that end of that show. Didn't quantum leak and quantum break mixed up is awesome. That's funny. Quantum leap and then it'd be like that and then they'd be like that and a naked gun on. I'd be like, this show is ridiculous. It's fun. I want to see it. I've only seen...

How was that again? It was good. I don't think it's better than police squad from what I've seen, but it's as good as the old Dink and Gun movies. Oh, really? Yeah. I was genuinely surprised. It's dumb.

It is so stupid. Of course it is. But like I had a good time with it. You know what's crazy about it? Is that like I was sitting in that theater in a room full of like strangers laughing like a lot like regularly. And I was like, wow. I haven't, I don't think I've experienced this.

Exactly, because now that I think about it, I don't know if I've ever seen a comedy in theaters. Really? I don't think so. I think I usually just kind of waited to see to see them on TV. I think I've seen one ever in my life, actually. I've seen movies that were funny. I've seen funny things, but I've seen movies that were, you know, like, uh, funny stuff. Yeah, they'll have a laugh and like Spider-Man too when he breaks his back and people laugh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, not like a straight, like, I never, I didn't go see like epic movie. Okay. Well, I mean the sports. That's the stuff that was out. That's the stuff that was in theaters around the time. Oh, right. I saw Bruno in theaters.

You did? Should have me fucking reeling. Okay. See, I didn't see that. Never mind. I saw, I saw a few then. I've seen Bruno.

I didn't like the... What about Jackass? I only seen one Jackass in theaters. I did see... We saw... Yeah. The newest one. Oh, well,

I don't even... I haven't even see that because I'm not... I'm just not interested in that anymore. I just... I think fundamentally that's where I was where there. I was like, I don't know if I care about jackass because I've seen live... Lily, Lily, you know,

like Lily was so not enthused to see that movie. Yeah. She was so, like, I was seriously, she was, like, I was really don't want to see that movie. I've never given a fuck about that. And I'm like, we're all, all our friends are doing, we should go and tag along. And she was like,

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And I was like, yeah. I think Jackass 2 was really funny. I thought that was the one that made me laugh really much. I saw the first three. The only thing I didn't like, at least in the first two, maybe in the third one, I just don't remember it. Oh, wait, I think I do remember. There was always one shit joke, like a bit. There was one thing that they had to do that that shit was involved.

And, like, I don't think, like, just shitting is funny. You know, like, it's just, oh, like, one guy, you shit his pants, I think, in a van or something. Toil and humor in general, I find kind of bland. I think it's too easy. And so like whenever I, whenever it comes up, I think like, oh, they just did, they didn't try. Yeah. I think total humor is funny to a degree. It, it can definitely work.

It's just when it's like, say, if somebody accidentally shits their pants for a reason, it could be funny. There could be like. If that really happens, that's hilarious. Well, it's, yeah, but if you, I get a little bit of secondhand embarrassment. I'm like, oh, poor you fucking shitty, you shitty, you shitty freak for poor you. Ew, fucking dirty butthole freak fucking shit, man. Ew. Fucking dirty caca man.

fuck you kill yourself. Get out of your ew, dirty poo-poo person. Like, I'm sure there's plenty of examples. There was one moment in, I don't know which was the most recently one where there is a bear in a room. And I was like, this is like not funny. In jackass? Yeah. Just like, there's one. That's a bear. They lock a bear in a

room with a guy. I'm like, this is not funny. Was it bad margarer? Was it better than practical jokers too with the tiger or something? Yeah, no. I was like, this is not funny. I was like, for me, I was laughing at it. Was it a Bamarera? I only said that because remember they would always fuck with them like, uh. Oh, Bam sucks though. Like they had a.

I mean, well, he's just an alcoholic, but other than that. He was more an alcoholic. All that CK.Y shit, he was a piece of shit. Granted, they were all pieces of shit, though. That's why I don't really. Yeah, that's what I was like? He was the one that's couldn't kick drugs. I feel like why they fucked with him more is just because he was the most successful

out of all of them. Like he had his own show, the Bamar Jarrah show, that exploded. And so he became this like really huge star outside of the jackass thing. He was in Tony Hawk too, right? So when he, yeah, he was he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was the whole group of them together. Yeah, so jackass and like Johnny Knoxville and the CKY people formed and made jackass.

So it was like East Coast West Coast type shit. And then like bam, he blew up with that show and got the mansion and fucking with his dad all the time which I thought that was kind of funny. Yeah, yeah. And Don Vito, that fat Italian dude. Like so he blew up and then I feel like when it came to doing jackass content, they specifically fucked with him

because of that reason. Like we're going to take you down a peg. Like so he was like terrified of snakes. and there was that one sketch where that he thought they were going to do something different I think he was in one of those horse like a thing where they they chants for the horses like a stable?

Oh I see what you're saying. Whatever those, I don't know what you call him, but like I think he was in one of those or he was in a bus. Somebody's gonna remember this specifically but they just threw snakes and he's fucking like crying.

And I was like, it's not funny. Like it was literally like that arrow crying how terrified he was in snakes and I'm like, come on my God. The era of time was like that's back when probably you and we just mentioned.

moved upstate. Yeah. Around those kinds of kids. Yeah. We had just into, back in New York City, there weren't, that wasn't like the,

like, getting bored. That's country bumpkin shit. Yeah. It's sticks. Like, you go to sticks. Shit you do in the sticks.

It's like, let's go find snakes and throw them on bill. You know, like that's, which is its own kind of form of wonder in its own way. People in the city

aren't pranking each other, really. No, they're, they're, they're assaulting each other or they're just saying really me.

They're verbally or physically assaulting. They're not. making you encounter beads and have to deal with that. There's too much stuff available to you

in the city for you to get bored enough to resort to throwing snakes on someone. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it was weird like living up there

and going through that and like being like yeah that's so fucking funny I love I love fucking Bamargera Ali's off off the fucking sidewalk onto the street

and I'm like oh ew I don't like this era of that era of time was so unfun to me to exist because I didn't like any of it I didn't like the music at that time I didn't like all of the popular Remember all the kids started wearing

fucking big ass chunky oasis sneakers Everybody wanted to be a sponsored skater And I'm just like I hate I don't like being alive right now That's so funny because I loved that time I hated that I hated it Because it just felt like all the shit that I cared about It was like popping

Yeah Like video games I felt like I felt like I was like This is amazing I did not like He just doesn't like white people because that's what, that's all. It's unfortunate because I came from a place that was super not like that at all, where it wasn't just the dominant culture, you know,

there was always like white kids growing around, but they weren't like, they weren't, they were more like inner city white niggas. So it was like, you know, like my Italian friends were essentially niggas with white skin. They were not like,

they were more black. Yeah. They were more similar to the cultural things I understood. So what's, what's set you off? What was the catalyst that made you be like, you know what? I don't know about these people.

What was it? What do you mean? I still haven't gotten there yet. I'm not there yet. I could have. You reminisce about that era of like white boy culture like skating and pop punk and like. Because that was. And the cyruses or etnese and shit.

That was the era that I was at least control of the world around me because I was at that age or you just you have this experience somewhere around you. I couldn't like retreat into like, I'll use my iPhone. and I'll listen to like fucking, I don't know, the 36 chambers. I was like, oh, I have to hear this music when I go outside. I have to fucking, I turn on the radio. Unfortunately, where I live, K-104 is on. Fucking kill me. I fucking, I didn't have a computer to myself so I couldn't look up.

It was just like the era where I had no autonomy or I had the illusion of it. So I was like, I got a-and-to-the-white man took your autonomy away. And I just started hanging out of my Indian friends. Then I got into like fucking Indian and Asian shit. You got a Korean stuff? Yeah. Well, look. I fucking love curry.

Joe's just got curry fries. There's a Kauai place down the street from me. It's called Kauai Boba. It's just as gay as you think. It's like actually every employee there. No. Gay. It's crazy.

Oh, okay. No, no, no. It's not. I think they're going to say they were wearing cattyers or something. No, no, it's not that bad. I couldn't go in there. It was just funny that like I did say to Jojo. You don't want a straight person making your boba, though, to be fair.

No, it do. It was fucking delicious, man. I got a passion fruit. You gotta be, you gotta have to be Asian or gay. You have to be Asian, gay or a woman. Yeah.

There was like an extremely so they were they were training. They know Boba. They were training a woman when I came in to pick up the food and I was actually kind of upset because like it was just all like like like a bunch of trial run shit. I was like looking at her like disgusted. I was like, you know she's going to mess it up. Excuse me.

Gay boy come here. You know. You fix this. There was a this super soft doughy. Asian guy with all these piercings and I was like, this place is awesome because it reminded me of what I was saying, look, it you know how a lot of people say a lot of bad things

about like Jews and stuff? They're like, oh, they're doing this or taking over everything. And I'm like, listen, I think they're just looking out for their people. Oh, yeah. Okay. I agree that. That like when I go to this when I go to this Boba place, they clearly just hired all their homies. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Of course.

Yeah. Duh. Yeah. I wonder why this attirests why it has so many Italian people working at. It's like, I don't know. I am. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm of the mind at this point that like, I don't mind nepotism if you're just real about it. Right. Because really, I would do the same.

Like, I would, if I had like millions of dollars, I would set my friends up for life. Sure. Yeah. And so, like, fine. I don't like. I don't mind nepotism. I hate the people who pretend like it isn't. Like, I'm not.

I do this on my own. I don't mind nepotism. Elon must be. I work for this. This diamond. that I inherited. Like, that's good.

It looks like a ceiling fan. Hey look, he's the mask. But yeah. But yeah. But look, but before we get too crazy, we already have.

Yeah. Naked gun was great. I do recommend seeing it in a full theater. Because hearing a bunch of people laugh constantly was wild. It was like a weird experience. I don't know when I'm going to get that again. Probably never.

Yeah. Yeah. They don't really make comedies anymore. The movie with Tim Robinson? Yeah, I did. That's like the last comedy I saw in theaters. Yeah. And that shit, it's nothing.

And I saw that movie for the same reason. I was like, oh, a comedy in theaters. I got to see it. But like that wasn't really a comedy so much as it was like a subversive kind of. It's kind of a tragedy. I think this is the end. That's more of an art house film. In 2013, this is the end.

I think it was called. Yeah. Oh, with Jonah Hill and all that. When they're like playing themselves. Yeah. I think that was the last comedy I saw in theater. That shit had me fucking rolling. That was a fun movie.

I didn't see it in theaters, but I saw it like at my friend's house and I was like, this shit is hilarious. Yeah, I liked it. I've only seen it once and every once in a while I think, but I have to watch that again. It's not going to be funny again. I'm sure it's not going to be as funny, but I do, I do think about this one scene from there

where Jonah, I think Jonah, he's about to get like raped by a demon. See, it's like, giant dick in the shadow and still out of its dick. It's crazy. I think about that fucking definitely. ball of this. What makes it

it great for that part is how did it get in the house? That's what me I was like how did it I never saw it. That's a fun movie. I never saw that movie. It's like oh it's the rapture

and all the celebrities and stuff and yeah Michael Sarah's like an idiot in that movie it's funny. I saw it I've seen clips would die pretty quickly it's really funny. I've seen clips of it

where like I think Michael Sarah slaps Rianna's ass and she slaps him and that was real that was real. Yeah but he really slapped her ass she really slapped him

fucking hard. It was like a good like, oh, that was great, you know? Keep that in. Yeah. Keep that in. But, uh, can we please not take another take? We got to at least seven more.

But 2013, that's a while ago. It was a while ago. That's a while ago. That's a while ago to see like, that's a crazy amount of time. And that was pretty much the one of the last of those type of Judd Apatow or whatever style of movies. Yeah. Um, those type of comedies.

Cause I, epic movie, meet the Spartans. All that shit really ruined comedy. Comedies. I think so. I think, I think, I think, I think, of how many stand-ups came out on it ever, too? Like, comedy in general was, like, bleeding. Yeah, it was, like, comedy was in a corner

of, like, hurting, like, oh, right, it hurt me really that. We need, people needed an outlet, so, like, that's when stand-up exploded because, like, movies weren't cutting it. Right, right. Which is interesting to look back on. I feel like stand-up blew up. I don't want to, I guess my introduction to stand-up was, like.

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$20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our Army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open, our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Kevin Hart, I think, and I was like

Maybe 2000. That's crazy. For me, yeah, that was my interest. That was my interest stand-up. That's when I first,

like, really saw a special. No, I saw killing them softly, I guess. Some people like, but that was like, somebody showed you that

probably in your family, I'm assuming? You kill them softly? Yeah, for sure somebody showed me that. And I was like, I don't remember the first. Mine was definitely,

it was, it was all like black comedy. So like the Kings of Comedy was one of my favorite fucking movies at the time. I saw that when I was younger. And I didn't know what was going on. Yeah,

came out a long time ago. Even though I thought, like, D.L. Hewley wasn't that funny to me. So, so, uh, The Entertainer was entertaining. Bernie Mac was, I used to love Bernie Mac. Brameh brought the house down. He was, he was clearly the funniest guy. Like, there was, I, the Kings of Comedy was really, I mean, like, say, if you're, if, if, if, if, if you know anything about black culture, it's probably like, this is kind of funny, you know, it's kind of, maybe feel a little uncomfortable because you don't get a lot of the references and shit. Because, like, they're always, it's so much like, hey, you remember this.

You know this kind of thing? And I'm like, yeah, if you go, if you, if you have a grandma that is, you know, southern. Sure. And then just the, the bullshit. Very specific demographic. I thought it was good. But at the same time, I'm fucking Caribbean. So I was like, this is black Americans being niggins.

This is weird. These are the ones that don't have anything to go back to. That's crazy. Interesting. I'll watch this. You guys just have a stop, though. That's a thing. But at least much better.

It's not better. At least it's something. It's something. We have a stop where we don't speak our language anymore. Our ports are ruined. And we're like, everything's great here. That is crazy. It feels weird to have a stop.

It feels weird to just like not like I just don't know. Yeah. I have no idea where the fuck. Well, no, you know. It's just that it's not there anymore. No. Well, well, you know what you're from. Obviously, you come from longer ago too.

Well, yeah. You just don't know. We don't know. We all past your stop. That's where. But at least you have something to identify. with it along the way. It's really pretty.

Like, it's like, this is a really pretty place. But like, like, wow, people like me shouldn't be on this part of the world. It's like that kind of conversation. Yeah, well. Jamaicans are so angry. They shouldn't be there. That's why they're so angry. They're so angry and fast they shouldn't be there.

They're trying to get back home. They're trying to get faster so they can get home. Did you imagine? Dude, there are parts of the, there are parts of the, you're going to feel like we wrote them. Oh, really? Like, they feel like, it's like that. Yeah, like, there's a scene where he eats a gun. And I was like, this is fucking incredible.

It's fun. It's a good time. I don't want to oversell it because it is ultimately like a spoof movie. It's not super serious. You're not going to care. You're not going to care about it. Right. It's not going to be like, oh, I realize, this is a real journey that I went on.

Yeah, yeah. I want to buy naked gun merch. You shouldn't go there to a comedy movie with that kind of execution. No, of course. But I don't know. I don't even. know what people expect from a movie like that now. Because it's

been so long since you had an outright, like, ridiculous. I think it's going to be a breath of fresh air, man. I do need to see it. It's fun. I recommend. All those movies back in the day. Like, you, the naked gun fucking airplane shit, police academy films, all of those. Airplanes. All of that shit.

Airplane is so funny. Yeah. That is an interesting film. You know, I watched it with Lily. And it's crazy because I was watching like, I was watching the, I, because after I saw the movie, I was like, oh yeah, that was a good time. watch the originals. And I didn't like them as much as I remember liking them. But then I saw clips of police squad.

It's like, oh, this is, I remember. Because I think Leslie Nielsen, that guy, the star of those movies. Yeah. Like, they started him off playing him straight. Like, he was, like, saying everything like as if he was, like, in a serious cop drama, but everything was written stupid. Okay. But, like, as the movies went on, like, they kind of made him sillier.

And he was, like, it's kind of like when people become self-aware. Right. And, like, they keep, like, Tommy Wezo or something. who made the room where he's like, oh, now I'm going to make a movie kind of intentionally bad

and it's like, well, that's not funny. What's funny is you trying your hardest to make something important to you and failing. That's what's funny. Right.

That's what's funny about the room. Do you think I could? I think I, so the issue is like, I don't, it would, making a movie. You make a good movie.

I can make a good movie. I think, what do you mean by that? Like the script or, actually being involved in the whole thing. I think the process of the process of making a movie today probably would would be a roadblock for me. I think like having like the meetings and like the the notes and all that stuff, I think that

would fuck me up. I think I would be roadblocked against doing that. I could do a good story. I could not do a good movie. See, I don't know if I could write something. I don't know if I could write a movie. I could write a comedy probably. I don't know if I could write like a fucking serious narrative.

I know I can write well. only because of like a couple of beats of, through my life where certain projects I did, like where I wrote a story, I wrote a nursery rhyme and I got an award for it, like by the city. It was crazy. What the fucky-talkie,

exactly. I got an award because I thought somebody was going to steal my idea, but I haven't seen it yet. It was probably because of a copyright purposes because it was a Santa Dyes in the nursery rhyme. It's implied, right? He's just like, oh, it's too windy, he falls off his thing.

Mrs. Claus can't find him, so she starts auditioning people to take over for him to deliver all the presents. And it just rhymes. It's all cute. The people that are being auditions. There's a fat, bald guy that clearly can't do anything. It ends up being Superman. Just cut to the chase.

So Superman's up doing it. So it just rhymed all. And then I wrote that. I wrote a horror thing that I got like a, like a, and then the thing that I really kind of impressed myself, because it's hard to impress yourself, right? Yeah. In

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after. this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large

Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I might have even talked about this in my theater class or drama, whatever, in ninth grade. We had to get a scene from a script and then reenact it. And so I told my group, oh, I'll just grab an I Love Lucy one. But they were all fucking paygated. And I was like, I'm not fucking paying for this shit. That's crazy. Yeah. So I wrote a scene. I wrote a scene and told, I lied to them and said, this is from the show. And then even when we learned it and everything, and I remember when we're introducing to seeing this one girl sitting down, just like, oh, I remember that episode.

I'm like, I'm sure you do. I was like, I'm sure you do. Sure you do, slut. Motherfuckers were busting up laughing. They were like, like, it was a real. Now, granted, I also primed them up because a lot of people like, I love Lucy, but the jokes, it was all. And I was like, you know what?

I was like, I could do this. And I never did it after that. But like, I was really, I was really surprised. I'm like, oh, like, wow, I can't believe how well that went over. Because I was thinking maybe people would be like, oh this sucks. Oh, yeah. This doesn't sound like...

You're always going to think that then. Yeah, yeah. So, but it went over so well that I'm like, damn, I think I could, uh... And then, um, the one, I still want to make this. It's, um, I'm never, it's never gonna make it. Actually, I take that back. But it was the idea. And I mentioned this one time on the podcast where it was, um, Aunt May, she kills the

DC Marvel universe, which was just ripping off Deadpool. Sure, she, yeah. Uh, so when we, when we strung it all together, it's, it was one of the, stupid. It was naked gun stupid. But like, I was like, damn, if this a parody comic could actually be made, I don't really have the energy to want to do that anymore. But back in the day, like, that would have been probably

I think it would have blew up in a way that like, this is so fucking stupid that like it's brilliant kind of a thing. Yeah. I haven't, I haven't written, I had a screenwriting course in college. And I remember writing something with a friend of mine. who I do not speak to anymore. And we, we collaborate on a script.

And we had, we sat on it for a while and I found that he sold it. Really? Did it get optioned or anything? They didn't, they didn't end up. So like, apparently like you could just,

people buy scripts. Yes. But they don't, sometimes they don't. They don't get optioned or anything. Yeah. So I don't, I don't know if anything ever happened with it,

but. So a script that I wrote was sold and I didn't see anything from it. Is it fun I know? I don't think so actually Maybe there's a chance I don't think so My hunch says no But uh

So at that point I was like I'm never writing anything again It really put me off I know how to make characters It made me so angry Because I was just like Yo why It wasn't even enough

Like I think what I heard It was that it sold like for like a hilariously low amount of money And I'm like why did you do that Why did you do that It's crazy. Need the bread. So, yeah, I don't know. I would like to do it.

I just don't have the time to even sit and like entertain the idea. Running a strip of this hard, man. Not anymore. I think I tried the idea. It's, it's good exercise to try with stuff that you kind of know. Like, I thought about like maybe like, one of the early ideas that I had was like,

I wonder if I could rewrite this Halo show into something better. Oh, that's fun. And so I thought about trying to do that. And I just, I kind of did. But then I, I did like, I did like two episodes of it. Yeah. And it was, I think it's pretty good, but I also just didn't, you know, the fuck.

What am I wasting my time for? I don't have this IP. It's a, it's a big, that's a big undertaking. Yeah. Writing, I think it's, I think, I think, writing, writing scenes is not the hardest thing. I think writing, writing a good scene. I don't think it's the hard. I think writing a good scene is kind of hard.

I think I'm better at like, I can take a script that people have written and I could be like, I know exactly what's missing here or like, that's, that's a bad. I think that's the easier part. It is. It's like writing characters opposed to writing a world. You gotta get people out of your world. Writing a world is a nightmare scenario probably. Really?

Writing a character because writing a whole world is a lot, dude. I think it's a good exercise on if you, for example, the military sci-fi trope has been done to death. Yeah, yeah. So can you write a good one? That's the challenge. And that's something that I was like, that would be my thing.

If I had an infinite amount of time, I would write a good military sci-fi like, the expanse Can I make it better than the expanse? I feel like... That'd be interesting to try to be interesting. I could but it would have to

I don't have the time for that shit. I don't... I would have to completely dedicate all of my time as if I'm like George Harder Martin kind of thing. And then you'd have to like fail over and over again

to get better in the first place to even get to that point. That's kind of my thing too is like I don't know if I have time to fail that much it's something else. Nah. And then you got to get it reviewed too

because you can't you can't say it's like you got to get reviewed by a person that's going to be honest, brutally honest. I mean, they're going to have to go review it. You have to wait on them to do review it to bring it back. People who are into it and for people who aren't into it. Can they both enjoy their shit? Like the, you know, there's a lot of people that were like, I don't like fantasy shit.

I'm not going to watch Game of Thrones. And people are like, watch it. That's me. Yeah, they're like, watch it. I know you don't like dragons. Trust me. Watch the fucking show. And then people are like, oh, shit, this show is really good.

That's what I'm finding with like, dude. I'm more impressed. I find myself getting impressed with like a lot of well-written. games lately because I'm I'm going through the entire days X. Oh right. Series. I'm like, this is crazy good.

Yeah. I can't believe I didn't know how good this was this entire time. You know here I will say that is something that you don't see a lot in the in the like people that write video essays or whatever. I don't see. Liggas love that. I know they love that. I have genuinely never.

I know they do. But what I mean is as far as like the when people even doing like callbacks to stuff, that seems really low. the like on people's let me it's crazy because it's like bringing it to the forefoot the last two

wouldn't hit the same way that's a big problem people didn't like the last two of them I played the 2013 one Human Revolution yeah and I played I'm playing through that one right now I played half of the 2016 one

Yeah I'm probably gonna move on to that I think human Yeah mankind divided I think human was the only one that I played Yeah I'm playing through human revolution right now I played the PS21 Yeah

Ps 21 You played the PS2, DOSX? Yeah, I played PS2. I didn't finish it, but I played it. I didn't know what the fuck's going on. I was like, this is just... Dude, it's so... At the time, it's just weird.

Wait, Invisible War? Oh, that's a bad one, yeah. That is the one bad one. Then I played, I played the 361. There is no 3601. It's not the... The era. A human revolution is...

Yeah, 131. And I was like, oh, this is a really cool game. It's very... It's very, it's very, um, Blade Runner. Very Blade Runner. Robocop-esque and I'm like Oh this is fucking sick Yeah it's like X-Files, Robococ

Like it's so many weird It's so funny because like the only thing I'd known about DASX prior to this was like That fucking character With the sunglasses Yeah that guy And I've only ever seen that face You look gay

Yeah it's like he looks so stupid And then like dude he's like probably like One of my favorite characters now Wow Adam is a main character right Adam is Adam is in the new one In the original one it's J.C. Denton Who has like all these insane lines

but like I've only come across and I'm deep into YouTube now into this rabbit hole of like people using like J.C. J.C. Denton lines in like scammer prank calls or whatever. They'll have like, they'll have just like a soundboard with J.C. Denton.

And it's, it's, the delivery of that guy. Whoever that voice actor is is, is hysterical. I remember them being really, really good games. I like, I like cyber, I like the idea of a cyberpunk-esque world in general. I think that is just a cool fucking aesthetic.

I think the idea of people being like, oh, fucking my dick don't work the right way. Time to cyborg it up. I think it's always a funny idea. Like, just putting metal in your body to be better as a person sounds cool. Probably unbelievably excruciating, but sounds cool.

I'm actually really surprised, like a really good Blade Runner game hasn't been made, you know? I don't think the world for Blade Runner works as a game. I think it... I don't see why not. I think the Blade Runner experience

is like just watching someone I guess a game could do it too. Being a Blade Runner would be dope, it would be cool, but I feel like it's like, I'm just watching someone else suffer through this existence, and I'm fine with that, because Cyberpunk at least has like the glitzing glam of it. I feel like it can't be made because of Cyberpunk really.

Yeah, it would just, I mean, cyberpunk is essentially. It's more or less. It took the idea and ran with it. It's Blade Runner without, is Blade Runner. It exists in games in the same way, like, in the same way that Halo is kind of alien. aliens Right

You know Where it's just like Making an alien game It's kind of like Okay sure Apparently isolation's a great game I heard really good things About isolation

I haven't played it Because I just I don't like I don't like xenomores I think I'm afraid of them What the fuck do you mean You know I think I'm afraid of them I think I'm afraid of them

I think that's what it really is I'm scared of them And I don't want to interact With the idea of seeing them On screens I think that's truly what it is Because I played like The Colonial Marines

What I think is what it's called? That's a bad one man played that one and I was it. This game is fucking interesting. I didn't play that one. Is that you just blasting them or what? That was the one that was like, you're just mowing them down. That was like a famously bad one because they had a reveal trailer that was like really exciting got people hyped and then it came out and it was completely

fucked. And it turns out like I think it was like a whole lawsuit about them using the publisher using budget. And people can look this up if I know these are like the general ideas of the case. But like the development studio. accuse the publisher, I think, of like using funds that were allocated for the game to just funnel into Borderlands, too, to finish that up. So, like, they just didn't have the time. Just fucking crazy. It's such an interesting. You can look it up. It's, it's, it's,

it's, it's, it's, fucking interesting. Speaking of a lawsuit, did you see that the guy that voiced Edward Kenway in Black Flag? They, like, Ubisoft, like, threatened to sue him. Because I I don't think he realized, I think this guy had a GoPro on him at one of those Expos or whatever. He has his booth. That's kind of crazy.

And so it looks like it was like a GoPro or something. It looked like it wasn't, the guy was like filming like that. Sure, sure, yeah. So he was signed. Like a lapel can. Yeah, it looked like that. And he was signing some shit.

And then he was like, hey, have you beaten Black Flag? And he was like, the guy, the guy that was getting the autograph was like, yeah, it's been a long time, you know? And then he says, well, you're going to have to beat it again. You know, just a very, like, an obvious, like, drop, like,

oh, shit, they're going to remaster that shit, you know? And then the guy's a fucking moron, it went over his head. He was like, oh, yeah, man, I got to play all of them again. And then he goes, yeah, but this one specifically, you know, just don't say anything. And then, like, he had that on camera. And so I think that guy figured it out retroactively. He's like, holy shit and probably leaked it. And then that, it was it, if I felt bad for the guy.

Human kindness. He was clearly. So they sued him? Well, they, I think it was like a, are they threat to? Yeah, I think it was a threat like,

bro, shut the fuck up. And first of all, I think like, you know, that guy was just doing, that guy was just being cute and like that was cool

and unfortunately that guy like fucked him. It was only because it was on camera. Like I, right. Exactly. The amount of times I've heard things that I shouldn't have heard

about as far as that goes is ridiculous. Right. Because it's like, yeah. Literally all the time. Why are you fucking recording this cunt? Like what are you? I'm.

here all day. Like you can come say hi or whatever. You know what's hilarious? I was at a bar like I think like maybe like a year ago now. At the time, I've learned about some of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that

said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Or maybe something like that. And I, because insomniac is here. Yeah, they're up the street, literally. Yeah, like I didn't, I kind of, I know that, but I didn't think about it. Like, oh, the idea that I would, like, come across insomniac people.

And they were taught. I overheard, like, a really drunk conversation, I think, like, at Fantasia. or like at one of the bars where like they were talking about this shooter that Sony was working on that like man it's not going good and you're just like people like

and it was it was fucking Concord and I didn't even think about it until I until we heard you know all the Concord news I was like oh that's what that was it's so funny they were just openly I talked to them about it the amount of shit I've seen that I just should not have seen like I've just should not have seen

like I've just this in passing, like one of my friends. I saw the DTA six shit. I saw and I was just like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, this looks rough, but it's also 20, 24. So it should look rough, but it's like, I've seen like just living in this area and being friends with people

just around here, you'll just tease shit. And it's like, if you have a, you can be a dickhead and be like, yeah, sure. What did you see again? What's your name exactly? They're called friendiers for a reason. Like people know that people can't keep a secret. Yep, yep. And that's, I wouldn't want to do that to take two men.

No, that's the exact wrong people to do it. Because they're just like, they'll send Pinkertons to you. They'll fucking Pinkerton's just crazy. I'm dead serious. They'll do it. They'll get the actual fucking Milton or whatever, Miller or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Witters of the Coast did that to people. Oh, they did do that.

They did do that. They hired and realized, like, recently. It was crazy that they did that. And the people, like, the amount of people with them that left their team just left. And they went over to the fucking Matt Mercer, T-TRPG, the one that he's making for Critical Role at mass exodus over there. And I'm like, Jesus, crazy. Wizards. You guys shat the bed for no reason.

You should go over there. No, it's not my, not my vibe. Talking about you can. Dungeons and Dragons is not your vibe? Revolutionize everything. Not the way they play. I appreciate, I appreciate them for what they are. But it's not my vibe.

I think it's too, it's too like white liberal for. with me and this is not my, this is not my aesthetic. I'm just gonna cut, I'm gonna cut out the liberal part. Too white. Yeah, it's just too white. Too white. I respect it. It needs, people need to have a place to be feel safe as a state.

That's not my. Oh, I see. I get it. I get it. Like my buddy's back, my hometown. We wouldn't be able to play with them. Like kind of deal.

I get it. It's the idea that way. It goes, you know. Same thing with like card spots. Like I like, I love, I think card spots that are very inclusive. They need to exist because people should be able to go someplace and feel safe. Absolutely. I think card spots should be less inclusive, actually.

I like the gritty, I like the gritty, like, go there. There's a bit of a salt match between me and you after he win the match. We'll say our GGs. I'm like, fuck that, dude, man, he only got lucky. Like, I like the, I played sports. I like the top nature of interaction a bit, but it shouldn't be everywhere. Some people can't deal with that. They shouldn't have to be forced to deal with that.

Yeah, I feel like you should be able to pull out a grenade and pull the pen on purpose or whatever Will Smith said. I don't remember. What do you say? Oh, yeah. What was that, like, that bar? I pulled the pin out the grenade on purpose, for I threw it. It's fucking stupid.

What a loser. He's a, he's not a loser. He's way more successful than I'll ever be. He's doing very well. He's still doing very well. I don't know how. In spirit, yeah, the spirit, yeah. I like what's still, but there's not really much else to talk about.

There's not really much else to talk about. There was a Spider-Man, they showed a Spider-Man series, like whatever. It's it's it looks fine. I don't know. I'm still, I just don't really. I'm still, I know it's not a big deal,

but I'm still a, I'm a Ramey suit guy, dude. I really, I know, I know, but like, I just when I, I don't know if it's just,

like you say, the rose colored shit, but when I see that shit, man, I don't know, it does something for me. It definitely invokes a lot of emotion to me for sure. I think it's something like that.

There's something about it that I, I like how it's not, it is both not, not one. one to one, but it's, it is the most off you can be while still being completely true to the design. And I think it's fascinating to me that it looks that way. I like it. I have a soft stop for it.

I specifically think it works well specifically with the face. Like, there's like a face shell that Tockema Waiar has under, under that mask that, like, makes it look fucking pristine. I think like if you, if you were to put that normal mask, that normal mask on, like a normal face, I think it wouldn't come across as well. but they do enough movie magic with it that it looks fucking sick. I like to think of it as like that's what people see when they see Spider-Man

like this ornate kind of like thing that looks larger than like I like to think like in the canada of the real world it's like a really dinky piece of shit suit but yeah I think Tasum 2 is probably the best that is a relative I like the big eyes

the big kind of Oh okay Tasum 1 was fucking disgusting same Yeah I think that suit's insane I hated that suit I think I don't like the Toby mask because of how much webbing is on it.

I actually don't like that. But I think, I don't know. For me, my only, my only grabs from the Toby costume comes from the black suit from being honest. Like, other than that, I think the suit's actually pretty cool. I don't like the way the spider looks exactly, but it's like, it's whatever. I love the spider. It's, I like the fat spider on the back.

I like the fat spider on the back too. And the like the bigger spider in the front. Like, that is my personal preference. But I think Toby looks good. I'm not going to deny. I think it looks good. I think it's clearly, clearly a piece of the time, like it's made in the early 2000s. It's going to have that kind of aesthetic.

Try it had like a fucking trench coat on. I don't know. Like fucking noir. He's just noir without being black. It's having a hat on, but still the red and blue on. The most conspicuous thing you could possibly do is wear like a red and blue tights and then a trench coat and a hat. It's fucking insane. What are you doing?

What is this? It's like Ben Grimm with his fucking trench coat a hat on. It's like, Ben, we know. Yeah, you're a demon, man. I know you're rocks. I love that. I love that. It's so stupid.

But no, I, I think, I, probably objectively, I think the, the Amazing Spider-Man 2 suit is just like probably, because it's just Ramey suit, but like more comic accurate. I think, I think it's pretty far from Remy's suit. It's the race webbing. It's the darker colors. It's raised webbing, really? Yeah. Really? I think they all have to be.

I think the other nature of being on film. Look, all the good suits have raised webbing. I'll, I like that. I like that they're making practical. I think that. did it to making this new one practical again like almost entirely practical makes me happy they're gonna cover it in cg they're gonna have to because they did that the first time they're they did it like oh look it look it's tom holl and the spider man it's like oh that looks like a dinky

little like uh you know that that's that's his you know classic suit and they're they're gonna and they're gonna cover it in cg they're gonna make his eyes do all crazy shit which i don't mind i like i actually like the lenses i stand by that i'll die in hell i think i like the lessons i like him a lot i think it looks cool i think him having expression with it because in a comics he does. Sure. And it's like honestly though, I know what you're saying.

I just kind of don't like the obsessiveness of finding a reason for why that makes sense. Where like, because if you zoom in on that mask, like you see all the eyes are very busy because of all the lenses. You can see that. And I just think it's just like, because oh, there needs to be a reason for why,

you know, the eyes can express it. I don't know, man. Just make his eyes. I don't care. Like Deadpool. And there's no reason.

I just do it. just emotion. Yeah, like, I don't care. Because I like, I like the idea of that. I thought that's what's cool. I think it's like idea of expression. Because in the comics, he just does. And it's like, ah, well, I guess.

And it being like, oh, this is why it happens in real life. It's like fine. Also, he's like a tech guy, like Spider-Man being a tech dude. I just don't think anybody would have cared if he just didn't. If they never said anything, people would be like, oh, that's fine. That's cool. Like, it's just emotion, man. That's cool.

I don't know. It makes no sense. Well, it makes a shit. None of this makes sense. I think the new suit is like, it looks really good. It's definitely, oh, let's take all these suits that people like and put them together, clearly. And it's like, oh, you can tell it's all of these things. I like they gave them little knee pads.

How far along is this? Just, just, like this weekend. Oh, so they just like, yeah, see, I don't know. Because it's coming out. It's coming out next year. Yeah, like next year. I think what it is is that they know that these photos are going to leak. Anyway, all these, they always leak.

So I think now they kind of factor it in where it's like you're going to, the suit's not going to be a surprise. You're going to see photos of this thing. Let's just show it to you, I guess. Fair. We've seen Berthal. So he's like, we already seen that. I saw he was fully bearded out.

Yeah. It looks like, you know, his little groomedown. He's like, I'm not so crazy. I'm not so crazy. I'm not so crazy. Listen, Red. I'm using Manscape to. Merscape 5.0.

I don't know how they're going to. I don't know how to put him in the fucking What's gonna move you? It doesn't make sense. Like I like, well like I, I think Punisher can fit in the Spider-Man thing. Even the tone, man. I don't even know. The tone of throwing Hulk and Spider-Man and the Punisher in that one movie is going to be such a whiplash.

Like I just, I don't even understand what. The way he was moving. He's going to call him red too. Yeah, because he's a little red. I think he's more red than blue, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's so, uh, mostly red than blue. It's so, uh, mostly red. Yeah, you know what I was, this comes up on on Twitter every now and again, like just clips from Spider-Man movies or like Spider-Man games. Do you remember that scene from the first game where like, well, I love that one. But like, it's, it's Toby McGuire and he's like, you have to get a purse for somebody. No, I don't. I didn't play Spider-Man one like that.

Oh, really? Not the first one. There was, there's just like this lady's on a rooftop because that whole game takes place on rooftops because they couldn't get the ground. because it was too expensive for the hardware to do. And so, like, there's some lady who's like, can you get my purse? I lost it on a different rooftop. And he's like, a different rooftop? Different from this one?

And the delivery is crazy. I love how Toby Ongriar just didn't give a fuck. Oh. Like doing the voice acting for the games. It's some of my favorite delivery ever. Like, unironically, I think it's great. I think it's way better. Like, it's way better than he didn't.

try. Yeah. I pick on Toby's Peter Parker and Spider-Man personality a lot, but there's so many joky, funny fucking moments that comes from it because of, I think because of how flat he is at times. It's like, this is fucking hilarious. It's like, it rides up in a crotch sometimes. I like him just like standing rides up and across sometimes.

I'm like, this is fucking, or when he falls off the building. Yeah. I'm like, these situations are making you hilarious to me. That's ridiculous. Wait, I got it. Oh, this is the whole sequence? Come on. It's the whole mission.

All right. Lofthops. Find your purse for you. Thank you. He's just reading the script. He's just reading. There's no inflection. On a different rooftop?

No, but she's like, I love it. The whole thing is so insane. That. That and. This is ridiculous. I love how low the bar used to do. A lot of gang members seem to hang out. She sounds like, like, early fucking, uh,

of Texas speech programs. I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. What was the other one? Why are you saying it like that? On the last episode? The pain.

That's the same woman, right? Probably. I think so literally. I think that. Yeah, for sure. There's one woman they cast it in that movie. There's one woman. It's like Skyron.

There's only like four actors. Exactly. Exactly. They saved a lot of money. There's four actors and Laura Bailey. That's it. Is Laura Bailey and Skyron? Yeah.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So

the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and morning in America's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Oh, so they, oh, so they spent a little bit of money from the DLC.

Yeah, after they got that money and they were like, yeah, we can splurge a little bit. We'll give her $5,000. That's one thing I actually didn't like about Starfield was that like there was a lot of different actors. Didn't need. I liked it. I like kind of, I don't know. I kind of like that there's only like three. I liked, yeah, that is nice.

It makes it feel like I. Some games have too many. Like Baldess Gate 3 got too many voice out. It's like, y'all spent way too much money on this. Oh, they went fucking, yeah, they went crazy. But that was, I guess that was to do the, like the fucking Cotor-esque, like. Yeah, sure. They were like, we're going to do it.

It's been four years of making this game. We're going to do it. Right. I think a janky game, like a Bethesda game, is complimented well by like this almost feeling like it's like it's like it's almost like you're watching a play kind of. Or it's just like, all right, now you switch costumes and pretend like you're this character. Immediately. Yeah. I kind of like it.

I don't dislike it at all. Like when I go back to Skyrim and like everybody sounds the same, I find it very charming. Yeah. I don't want those games to be taken serious. I don't want them to have a serious vibe to them. It's playing Starfield. And it's that to a T where it, I like the Bethesda aspect, the things that you can do that you, you clearly shouldn't be able to do. Like I was I was like the, what are the people that are like the space cops, whatever their names are?

Whatever. Those people, I started like, you know, doing a bunch of wild stuff that shouldn't be doing. I let them take me in. And then it activated the mission that's like, hey, we want you to go take out these people or you have to serve your time. And I was like, uh, sure, I agree to it. But immediately as that guy walked away, I started killing his crew and that they let me undock. But then now they won't stop firing at me. even after I paid a fine to like reset it, I'm just their enemy now. So what's going to happen is I think I have to do that mission and then they'll stop fucking with me. And I kind of... Yeah, you mowed them down in their base. What do you mean?

It was because I feel like I shouldn't even be able to do that after I agreed to doing the mission. So it's just funny that like now. You did it still. You're like, they shouldn't be mad at me anymore. They let me out. It's like, yeah. But you killed them.

I didn't even know that because I was like, let me see if that's possible. Right. You know, and then, yeah, the mission's still on. Yeah. And now they want to kill me and do their mission for them. What? What is?

It is funny. Like, I love that. I like, I think Star feels pretty good. Like, it's better than people give it credit for it. It's like one of those things where it's like, this is a really strong seven. Yeah. You know what I mean? I agree.

It's like, I'm, it's like, just all humans or something where I'm like, I'm having a good time with it. Yeah. But it's no Skyrim. I like the, I can't remember his name. Like, it might be like Vladimir or something. Like he's just the blackest nigger. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, oh, he's my favorite.

I love him. What's going on? I'm from, like, I'm like, all right. It's a black Russian dude. Yeah, it's a black Russian dude. Yeah, it's a black. But he sounds like he was born in Moscow. Like, it's great.

It's awesome, man. You think black people made this space overall? You think he kind of just like, we'll stay on Earth and we'll just die here. Well, in this, in this one, they, you know, they made it a little bit, I guess. I really am just a sucker for old voice acting, man. It's, it's so charming. It's, it's special. Listen, this is the day of sex.

Wait. So you could shoot this guy's dad. There must be something we can do. He was a good man. What a rotten way to die. What are you talking about? You did it. You?

You shoot some of the face. I love that. The dead man, dude, I love. His cadence sounds like Colin to me. What a shame. Dude. What a shame. I,

When I got to that point in the game Because like obviously You're not supposed to kill him Oh really? But like they can die Like there's a lot of people you can kill Like it's really awesome actually Like the amount of people that you can save for them

They didn't code it like as if Yeah Kill him you're responsible for it That's amazing That's amazing What a shame What a shame No

What a rotten way to die You It is so I really I really highly recommend Like, DeiSyxics is great. It is also genuinely very good, but it's so funny. And, like, the, the way the character's mouth is animated really adds to it.

Like, there's something about the way that the lips move when he's saying, what a rotten way to die. Me walking up to him and shooting him in cold blood. What a shame. Old video games, man, there was something just generally magical about how much dog shit they put it to the production of it. it. It's like, oh, it's just a bunch of people wanting to make a cool thing. You know what I mean? It didn't feel like it was like a, like it wasn't like committees or, you know, overly serious. That's why bungee's so weird. That's why bungee and like, uh, fucking obsidian and old fucking biware are so peculiar. Because there's some people that phone it in. And then it's these motherfuckers that are like, bleeding on the track.

It is really, it is really funny. I have to make this story. You don't get it. It is really funny. I care about this. In Halo 2 having like some, because there's clearly like some Marines that are, I mean, there's some Marines that are actors. Like I think the entire cast of that 70 shows in that game for some reason. Really? Is Tofer Grace in it? No.

So it's, I'm exaggerating. But it's Wilder Valmarama and, and Donna are Marines. Oh, Laura Prepon or Pepon or whatever. I never know her. I can never remember her name. Did they change her actor? She's the one like her actors got changed. No, no.

They never changed. We had this. Eric sister Lori. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she was like some druggy thing. But it's so funny playing a game like that where it's like Keith David and he's like he's like spilling his heart on that into that performance. And then like there's a Marine who's clearly just the audio guy or just like a like a level designer who they got in. They're just like they're about to make a jump inside the city.

And they keep David's like the next seed. He's like bleeding. I love. Yeah, I don't know. Was this majesty blinded you? Did you get blinded by it? Although you get that sometimes still like. Like there was that, what was that Mortal Kombat with Megan Fox?

Oh my God. I thought she was so bad she was good. I think it was so bad she was good. I think it's on purpose at this point. Like they, it had such a crazy reaction with Ronda Rousey and to, MK 11. You think they directed her to suck?

Yes. I could believe that. Because it was, Ryder Rousey, it was clear that they just were being nice to her. Right. Because that was a, that was,

that was the mom, right? That's probably the mom, right. Sonia, Sonno. She played Sonia. Sendel.

Sendel, right? No, no, she played Sonia. Sonia Blade? Yeah, she played Sonya. I like how he was right and then you, but he kept like, no, I'm wrong. Yeah, yeah. And there's a scene when they're in a cage, like where there's like a cage fight that needs to take place. And that's like the, I'm going to pull that up real quick.

But that's like, it's so bad. You're like, come on. No one's this bad. But she was. She's just not. She was a fighter. She had no. CTE.

She clearly got it. So what's her? Megan Fox, obviously not known to be a phenomenal actor, but how bad it was, I'm like, all right, come on. Yeah, it's trying to, you're trying to manufacture charm now. Yeah, yeah. That's what, because I was like, you're, I know she's not that bad. She's been around, she's been around fucking people, Thespians. And I've heard she could have been like, oh, that was good, you know, she's getting paid.

She's an actor. Could you do? It's not like, nothing's worse than 2K15. Like, nothing's worse than that. To be fair, though, it's still, some people are still bad. So one of the most popular players, Shea Gilgis Alexander. He was in the latest one, 2K25, and then he has a very deep voice, and it's so monotone. And so you're like, um...

I'm throwing the ball. Play for jerseys, man. And I'm like, holy shit. And then I'm like, all right, I'm going to, I'm going to score 10 more points. And he was like, oh, are you really about that, man? All right, here we go. And I'm like, just... Just tell him.

I'm sure he won't mind. Like, hey, man, I'm going to need you something like you're not dead. Like, like, I'm sure, like, he's not going to be, like, upset. It is so funny. Like, I love that stuff. What a shame. What a shame. But the 2K15 one was monumental because they kept in the cuts because they can't.

Some of those people couldn't read. Yeah, clearly. And then they kept it in. They're struggling to read the script. And they just, like, that's the best one we got. I was like, bro, it would have been better if you just stitch the words together. Like a fucking sentence mixing YouTube poop.

It would have been better. That is crazy. While you find that. Yeah. They're athletes. They're not, you know them. A lot of them don't take their own tests.

Like, they're just, they're just, sure. A lot of them did not actually pass. Like D. They need to maintain. Where they found out that,

then they didn't do his CETs. Like, there's no way he's getting a SATs that high. He's a fucking athlete. It's not even your, it's not even your place to get to. beyond obvious that when there's that much money at stake, they, especially sometimes the universities will pay them buttloads of money

to keep them there another year. Because they're like, oh, I want to declare for the draft. No, we'll give you this much money, which you'll make way more than if in your rookie contract. So to have them stay, I'm like, it's all bullshit, man. Absolutely. Yeah, no, I just, I love that stuff. Absolutely. I'm getting so much more into older stuff now.

It's like, what's her name? What's Lori, Lori, whatever her name is. The aunt just, the aunt from fucking full house. The one that her daughter was like fucking, oh yeah, I'm going to, Oh, I used to know her name. I'm going to USC to do all that shit.

And then like, Lori. Lothlin. Lori Lothlin. And then like, she ended up having to go to jail. That's a crazy situation to me. I was like, damn, your mom went to jail. I mean. Because you were stupid.

That is, that is funny. Yeah. You were dumb and your mom went to jail because you're dumb. That was one of those things, too. That was one of those weird things, though, where I was like, yeah, that's dumb and lame, but it's also like, that's not, I always assume that's what was happening. I understand, but she was there. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what, she was there. She was there on a scholarship. I know, I know, I know, I know. But I also feel like that's happening also. That's what everybody does. Like, fucking. So, whatever. Why is it so hard to find?

Are you looking for the NBA 2K? I was looking for that specific Ronda line. And, like, it's. showing me a bunch of stuff I've heard behind the scenes and all this shit, but I'm like there's that one scene when they're in the cage. Look up Sonya Blade K-9. Well, that's

what, let me see. Is it 9, right? It's 11. At the 11th I've learned some things, like the value of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of 50 you have the virus that cause a

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan and Morgan, which is

America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully

keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What a shame. Nine was the... Let's move on. Nine was my favorite. That's my favorite Mortal Kombat game to this day. That one's fucking, one is horny as shit. I love it. I really do highly recommend anybody watching or listening to

Look up... Everyone has fucking triple Gs, man. Look up J.C. Denton... J.C. Denton prank calls. They're like... Yo, some of these Indian... Tech support people really lose it. Oh, hell yeah.

Fuck your mother. I finger your mother pussy. And he's like, yo, what the fuck's going on? I love bringing someone to that point, even though it's really not good. It's great. I'm trying to find, like, one where he fucking shatters. Yes. Can I ask you a... question.

Side of the story. Anything else? Anything else? There's so many good ones, but like I highly recommend watching this one where like he just like this guy loses it. Like fuck you, you're an asshole. I fingered your mother. It's like, yo.

Fingered your mother. It's fucking crazy. Anyway, we're going to read some questions. I love bothering to people. It's really sad though. For our patrons over at patreon.com slash a snark tank. Remember you can go over there. I don't even think I said that today. Whatever.

Who cares? Starcankt. Shop, merch I've almost got it. You almost got it? What a shame. It tickles me. It's so callous. What a rod way to go.

You can't hear it, but he does like a lip smack too. He was a good man. What a rotten way to die. Did you find it? I'm so close. There we go. This is Ronda Rousey?

Yeah. So she has to fight Johnny C. I won't fight him. You'll kill us whether we fight or not. I'm just like, what is that? That's crazy. Whether we're fight or not. Fight or not.

It's like a Tommy Wazzo. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. They're not voice actors. I was like, they kept that in. I feel like it's not difficult to voice act though.

It's like it's hard to do it very, very well because obviously you need to have a natural voice for it. But then I don't think it's that difficult to just emote. It's not. So what I've noticed is it is people doing it on command. That's their problem. So in the same way, have you ever seen somebody like people you can sit completely still? And nothing. And then it's like, hey, it's time to take a photo. Stay completely still. And all of a sudden they'll like start like, they get in their head about shit. And in the same way, it's like, I need you to yell. And they'll be like, uh, and I'm like, bitch, I've heard you scream at me before. Kind of thing. It's like that fucking problem. So somebody like that that can. can't actually, they're not an actor and can't turn it on, you have to actually get them upset. Right? So like a non-actor, get them upset for real, like spit in their face. And it's like, all right, now, action. I would have to spend it, Rhonda.

Fucking Kubrick thing. I'm going to lock my actor in a bathroom for 48 hours of no food. That way she gives me the fucking right performance. I'm going to chase my actors around the fucking hotel with an actual act. And then we'll swing and I will graze. I will try to. try to hit. I'm not going to... If I hit you, it's like...

You should have been better, really. I guess... Sorry. We're going to use it, though. I made the moon landing. It's good production value. I made the moon landing. I do whatever the fuck I want. It's crazy. I made the moon landing. I love that conspiracy theory. It would be so expensive to fake the... It would be probably fake. It would be more expensive back then probably to fake the moon landing than to just go to the moon. Then to just go up there. The only reason I know for sure that's bullshit is because we would see like... The whole entire process would be...

coveted by so many people that they would have set pieces they would have all the stuff of like I know there was stuff filmed in post for like oh we did this thing now let's film some other stuff like that but it's so you can't hide that shit like you can't you can't like you say

he was being shown GTA 6 stuff like the fucking actor would immediately just oh the for this is low level shit oh oh oh the remastering fucking black flag. Now imagine if you knew one of the coolest things ever. You're not going to not tell people.

Yeah, yeah. Like, the idea that Kubrick would would not say anything to is hilarious. Like, Kubrick didn't care about anything. Him and all the people involved because there's going to be PA's light people. Like there's going to be people involved that because government

agents can't do that shit. Yeah. So it's not like, oh, we have government lighting. Like what do you say? What do you mean? Like the government too. Government lighting. I think that shit is clearly real, but like if it was fake, I'd be like, what the fuck? It would be hilarious.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was. I wouldn't necessarily be like turned upside down by the idea that it was fake, but I just said there's no reason for me to. Yeah. It's like, oh, fake it now just because we couldn't get their fast enough, but then it's like eventually I know they could go. And they've been many times before. Yeah. Even if it turned out, yeah, it's like, who cares? We've been to the moon many times.

I thought we went to the moon once. No, we went to a couple. few times. We built a casino there. There was some people would say, oh, we've never been there again. That's just a thing that's been repeated. That's not true. Yeah, we haven't been there again in a while.

We haven't been there because logistically it just doesn't make sense. There's something there. It's like, yeah, they're like, we get it. Why would we waste all this money to go? Let's terraform it. Into what? Terrapore the moon. Did you see that he was, that I think I heard something about like the administration

talking about building a nuclear reactor on the moon? Did you see that? For what purpose? Exactly. It would be so stupid. Let's mind energy that we then have to expend insane amounts of energy just to get the source of it. It's so people are fucking stupid. Yes, they are. Turn the moon into a death star and let's have it there.

This keeps aliens short. Do you remember all of Trump's cool ideas that he said many times of many things that like, oh, can we can we inject disinfected to kill COVID? Yeah. That's a Brianna Wu ass fucking, like let's drop rocks from the moon kind of. to take. Did she say that? Yeah, she did. You don't remember that? When she was running for like, she was running for something. About how? Like, for what purpose? I don't remember. Hold me look it up

exactly because this is, it is fucking hilarious. Like, earth defense? Like, what I don't understand? Why would you do that? Drop rocks from the moon real high up and it'll come here and they'll stop the bad guy. They'll stop the bag. Brienna Wu. No stop the bag. Moon, I don't even know.

What has happened? I don't remember much about like I remember how she had a weird take about the sentinels versus mutants but I don't remember what her point was but I remember everybody was like what the fuck are you talking about so she must have said something I found it. Imagine the sentinels

so I found it. She was responding to something from a wired dot com article. It says breaking SpaceX says it plans to launch privately crude mission to the moon next year's story forthcoming by the way this was years ago I don't think that happened. No of course it didn't of course but Brianna Wu said

she quote tweeted it, she said, this is being covered as a fun hygiene for rich people, but the idea of a private corporation having access to the moon should give you pause. The moon is probably the most tactically valuable military ground for Earth. Rocks dropped from there have power

of one hundreds of nuclear bombs. That's so impractical. Like I think yeah, there could technically be a use for having a defense set up there. I guess if you're like fighting aliens.

The first part of it is not the problem. The idea that's too far away. First of all you can't drop. Fiting aliens. No, no, I know that I'm not. I'm not even going into that part. I'm not going there. That's the part. I'm not even going there yet.

The part about dropping something, it's not up in our atmosphere. It's like, oh, do you just imagine that you drop a brick from the moon. And then it gains it. it gains obscene momentum. Like logistically harvesting the rocks, setting them there, putting propulsion systems on them.

No, there's no propulsion, Derek. You just drop them. Oh! You understand, Derek. Excuse my ignorance. Yeah, you're stupid. Yeah.

Derek, you wait until your target and you align and you drop. And it's just... Maximum velocity at that. Ooh, that's crazy. It's beyond that. It's like...

It's beyond. There's no limit. There's no limit. Limitless velocity. It's like through the earth. Like imagine. It's like imagine it drops and then someone's also pulling it down hard. At the last second.

It just comes down and just. At the last second. Why would they put that out to themselves? Just pull like like somebody's ever done that before like the meteor right? That the last second they like help push it down. It's got a little extra part. Like a dunk. Like it's so assol just like it lob.

Jesus Christ. That would be so terrible. You see a fucking galactus-sized, fucking person slamming a fucking meteor into the fucking Earth. Fucking, what you call the fucking Assurus Rav type bullshit. That's sick as fuck. Somebody needs to fucking make that. It's some type of media.

It's like somebody throwing a ball, but then it gets struck by lightning while it's being thrown. So it's a ball, the electric ride coming towards you. That's crazy. And you're like, what the fuck? Has that ever happened before? I don't think so. It's had to at some point.

I think. It had to at least once. In the existence of humans throwing stuff, there had to be. one time where a caveman threw a rock that got struck by lightning. So he technically got hit with an electrified rock. That had happened at least one time.

That's such a cool idea. That's like, I love random happenstances like that. Like when people of baseball games hit birds. That shit sucks. They just explode. They just explode. The thing about it is that it's

instant so I don't feel as bad. Yeah. Like if a I guess of a dog exploded, I would feel bad. Sure. But it's less, like, when it's a pigeon or a dove, you're like, oh, yeah, it's still better than it being run over.

You know what I mean? Better than all those fucking, what you call? Those fucking parrots. Hope they all get struck by fucking balls. All the parrots are out here. Do they bother you? No, they're really loud. They're a little loud.

They're really loud. They're not around me, really. Really? I don't, I feel like I rarely hear them. I hear them. Well, probably, they probably left right now. It probably sucks to be here right now. Oh, no, they're tropical birds.

They're probably chilling. They're having a good time. Anyway, we got a Yeah, yeah, yeah, the questions, please, for the love of God. Yeah, we got, we got like a... We got six more minutes. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We're going to do a lightning round of five questions.

Go. Sure. Random SR4 wrote in. He says, hey, three musty queers. Growing up in a third world country, I didn't really have access to shows my generation generally watched. It was mainly random niche shows that no one relates to, like the three Scrooges.

What the fuck? Are you saying... Okay, so hold on. You said three scrooges. I don't know if that's a... real show that I've never heard of or if you misspelled three stooges. Can you look up three Scrooge right now? Because it sounds like

a really shitty pitch that I could see like some shitty executive being like, yeah, it's like three of these or Scrooge's living together. The comedy is endless. The path, the future and a present. Stop trying to auto correct a fucking...

Okay, so you probably miss a... But that's such a purposeful... How could you possibly misspell Stooge... I don't know But yeah There's nothing

Uh coming up for that Okay so you meant three stooges We have American internet though So like the three stooges Or my favorite The Mask Animated series Which I didn't

Animated series I didn't know that was I love I'm sure I like the animated series I love the mask Look at the animated series Was one of my first Uh

Gay parodies that I ever did Because the uh I'll explain The Yeah I hope you Really The theme the theme song.

I hated the theme song. It was really annoying. At the very end, it would say a very long, this is the math. It was like really annoying. So me and my buddies in elementary schools, instead of the mask, it was the F slur.

Nice. And then like, I just remember, I don't remember why, but I have to see the opening again to remember why, like for some reason, he's like holding a dick in this.

hand because I don't know why I think it was holding flowers I'm told him flowers were a vase maybe because I don't remember what I'll look it up yeah yeah but I do remember I remember hating the theme song because it was just like before we said cringe or whatever that's what I was feeling but there was a few shows like that like there was a When I When I had Apprentied I've learned

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not you know about the doctor or Pharmaceutical, patrocinoed for GSK. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 25. after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. an office near you. You know, like that old Japanese show, the, the, they called it Mask Rider in, in, in,

in, in, in, in, in America, where it was like that bug fucking guy. It was like, it was like Power Rangers. I can't remember the,

the, Common Rider. Common Rider. I love Common Rider, so common writer, but there was the Americanized version of it that like made it way worse. And, uh,

they also had that Furby dude. I don't know if you remember. Do you remember Furbys? Yeah, I remember Furbys. So they, there was like a furtive version of it. Furbys were just not

They were just not gremlins, right? I don't know. I mean, kind of like, I don't know. It was just like a fake. They had the same eyes. It was a way from what I remember the thing that was appealing that I remember kind of wanting a Furby.

It was like, oh, it's like a pet that I don't have to take care of. You had a Furby. I got it from McDonald's. Oh, yeah, I remember when they were doing that. You know what's crazy about the Furbies that they would maintain a charge. Do you remember this? So like, they would basically

like how they were built or something. I remember this firsthand. Someone made a plastic. Someone made a hard plastic. Someone made a hard plastic. Some are made a, like, fabric. Yeah, that has done to do with anything that I'm saying. But...

I don't know why... If you took the batteries out of a Furby, it would still be on for a while, for like a little bit. And it would freak people out. I remember it freaked me the fuck out because I took the batteries out of it and it kept talking. I was like, yo, what's going on? Freaking me the fuck out. I fucking love... I love fucking common writer.

I was a big Power Rangers guy until I was. maybe three minutes ago. I thought you were going to say that exact thing. Did you find it? I found it, but I just couldn't find anything that made me, like, why in my head do I have a memory of us making fun of him, like, having a dick in his head in his hand instead of something else? Sure.

But there's no such that, there's no such a... Nothing that necessarily reminds me of why. But I hated this, I hated this intro. Yeah, it's... This is the mask. Yeah, this is really... Like, it was too much for me, man. I love the mask.

I love the men in black cartoon. Smoking. I love the... I like the men in black. But the intro, seen the intro is crazy. The intro is so cool, dude. There's so much style in that intro. I love it.

Like, their shoulders are punching. It's not, like, moving. Like, it's crazy. I love that. It's such a distinct. Like, I don't think I've seen anything to look like that ever again. I remember that show.

I remember that show coming on on like Channel 11 being like this show is That was a WB11 show yeah I remember I loved I remember watching it a lot but I don't remember anything about it Because before I just remember the intro Before I was like eight or nine We are the man in black That's not this one That's the this was just like

That's sister sister or something Like the boom boom boom boom or something Look at these motherfuckers Yeah it's so sleek dude Bum bum ba da bum Look at those shoulders Oh fucking told you. Dude, it's so cool.

What is it? It's so cool about it. The aesthetic. The animation's great. I feel like this animation is the same as, uh, there was a, okay, well, maybe that not so much. It was literally, uh, never mind. The Godzilla, 98 Godzilla. You're right.

The Godzilla cartoon. Oh, man, I remember that. They were actually friends with Godzilla. What? Yeah, they're actually, well, not friend, but they were like, God, they would aim Godzilla at things. They'd be like Godzilla Go. Godzilla go Godzilla.

Listen. He never used his breath that much in that show. Made me upset. It was a giant... It was a giant iguana. That version was a giant iguana. Effectively what he is in general. It made, I think that one, if I remember correctly, I don't know if somebody told me

this, that that version of it, like... was I think they tried to, I think like the guy that created Godzilla or something, was sabotage it because he's like, I don't want to make anything. And like, hey, make him a gay iguana or something.

And they're like, yeah, cool. And I think something like that happened. I know that, that Godzilla, like the one that we have, the American one,

the one that was here, that one goes to Japan and gets murdered by, by the original Godzilla. That's so far. So I'm like to happen. I might be misremembering. It might be, like,

it's a cool design for somebody that is. in Godzilla. Yeah. I liked the Godzilla 98 movie, but I was also a kid. I was so a child. Yeah, that seems about...

I was like, this is cool until he had babies and I was like, what does that? He's a father. It's a father. Because that just implications

about, oh, this is the end of days now. It made... Because now there's going to be a bunch of them and they had kids with nothing, so we're done.

Yeah. Because one Godzilla is a nightmare. It's a nightmare. too because like I remember being really excited for the one with Brian Cranston in it. And he died immediately. And they, yeah, they kill him in like the first 11 minutes. And I was like, oh, Jesse.

What are we doing? I like the last Godzilla movie. I had fun watching it. Which one was that? Godzilla, minus one? No, no, that one was also good. I haven't seen any of them. Minus one was crazy.

It was crazy. Yeah. It was the force of nature. Again, it was just like going back to like, here it is. We're going back. You know, that's what's called minus one. Like this is, we're going back to what made Godzilla dope. I love that everybody always has to go.

back. We always like we steered so we I know we thought we thought it would be cool if Spider-Man had you know

anal polyps but like we realized that that story didn't land super well the problem is that everyone we're going back

he's a college student he's street level anyway here's the Hulk there's a nature of the beach it's like they always you have people

people will always get involved and they'll always change things everyone everyone will change things but then what happens

is as time goes by, the sentence gets destroyed, and it turns into Spider-Man's working with Tony Stark and as a billionaire as all these resources. And then they overcorrect, which I think they did them see where they made him have nothing at no point to live. And it's like, why did you do all that? That was unnecessary. Like that movie, that movie is such and fuck you to that character. It's insane. It's like, what the fuck? Why they make him lose? lose everything. While saving everything else.

There's also really no good reason for it. Because there's magic. So just fix it. Him losing Aunt May. Him losing Aunt May feels morbid. The more I think about that movie, the more I don't like it, by the way. I don't like any of them together.

That's it. I like seeing them together, but I could have got that from like a... I don't know. I didn't need a whole movie for that. And then also, like, the first half of that movie is kind of not good. It's kind of bad, actually.

You can tell they shot it during COVID, too, because everybody's on a green screen. They changed a lot. I'm not sure. Oh my God. I can't believe I didn't bring this up. Have you seen anything about this War of the Worlds movie? Oh, my God. No, what?

So there's a War of the World's movie right now. Okay. Not in theaters. It's on Amazon. With Ice Cube in it. And get this. Is that why I keep seeing Ice Cube on my? Yeah, probably.

Okay. I just didn't read it. I didn't read. I just saw Ice Cube's face. Unless he finally melted and that's like in the news. No. Ice Cube melted. So there's a War of the World's movie

that I guess was made in 2020 that Amazon's just been sitting on. And so they were just like, you know what? We're going to release it now. It's 2025. The world needs to see War of the Worlds. Do we?

Ice Cube War of the Worlds. I want you to just guess what the format of this movie is. Oh, so it's not like, oh. I want you to guess what this movie is. I can't even begin to you Because my brain was like, well, they're just doing another remake of War of the World.

Big fucking deal. Yeah. You'd think it's like, you know, like an adventure with like aliens and the watchtower fucking. So it's all, all of it takes place on Zoom, like through webcams. Uh.

But that's usually Zoom is like stationary. Yeah, yeah. So. You're seeing some of those videos of the war war. The whole movie is literally Ice Cube sitting in front of his computer And then like some people Skype him And then they go like hey A war of the world is happening

And then he goes no way And then he and then it cuts to his monitor basically And then it shows like it shows him Googling war of worlds happening And then it's just videos of war of the world's happening But it's like through the lens of like YouTube links Or something So essentially they were kind of like

what if we did War of the Worlds in Cloverfield but way worse something like that? Yeah I mean it's not even like it's so It's so far out Have like some film Forerfield is it's a

And you never see it or whatever Well Culverfield is like a found footage movie Which is like there's some elements of that But the idea of the idea that it's literally Just them in front of a fucking webcam the entire time It's so stupid And for it to be War of the Worlds is such a

Like why Like leave war of the world's alone I yeah first of all Even when Tom Cruise did a version No one cared Yeah I saw it I saw it a bunch of time I don't kind of liking that movie

When I was a kid But I don't think it holds it I didn't like it because of the kid element of it And one thing that I liked about scary movie Because they lampooned in the fourth one That's right One thing that they emphasize Because of how much I

A lot of times kids can ruin a fucking film. Especially, oh, you suck, Dad. So they, like, really leaned into it in that scary movie. You know, even though that one wasn't very good, because apparently that was the one that wasn't written by any

Wainsbrose, the fourth one. Yeah. But, like... As getting to the 50, yeah had learned some things. Like, the value of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of

the people of more of 50 yeah have the virus that cause a Culebrilla. Although not all the people in risk the druggered, I see the eruption

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today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529. from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. The kids, like, the little girl kept getting hurt.

Like, she kept getting fucked up. And then the older son, like, fucking despised them in a way that it was really, it really made me feel good because I didn't like World of the World's with the... I just hate that aspect where it's like, you're a deadbeat dad and then I'm like shut the fuck up kid get out of here I'm not I don't need

like I'm there's a war of the world like I don't I don't yeah like I kind of actually Tom Cruise's where all the world's happening like shut the fuck up or go get world yeah he's he's go get war it's like a

it's like any any nagging kid in something a noise yeah so it's that it's that but I was so happy in a quiet place when that fucking little kid got dragged away by a demigorgon? Why? Because he was being stupid. He was being stupid.

I haven't seen it, but I like it. Batteries in it. It didn't know. Come on. You should know. You should know. You should know this child. I wouldn't have been that mistake.

Yeah, you wouldn't have made it long enough to make them say. You'd have died. I would be fine. He made a quiet place. Which one was that? Cresinski. John Cresiske was in it. I don't remember who the director was.

He wrote it. Did he directed? Maybe not directed. I know he wrote it though. Yeah, that's weird. He might have directed it and not wrote it. one of the two. Yeah.

Okay, okay, I see what you're saying. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway, I want to bring that up because it's got a, it debuted with a zero on rotten tomatoes, which I didn't think was possible. That's everybody just working together, I guess. Yeah, that's like, there was, there has to be nothing about it that's even remotely, like, even, because there are some movies that flop and there's like, yeah, the concept is interesting or like,

the execution could have been cool. Yeah. This is just like nobody cares. Like, we have war of the world. Why are you making it a Skype movie? Yeah. Die. I definitely...

It's ice cube in it. You made me... Because of how bad it sounds, I do want to check it out. I'm kind of curious about it, too. I believe that it's bad. Like, I hate those movies. Like, Unfriended was another one where it was like a horror movie about, like... Did I see that?

It was all like that. It was like the whole perspective of the movie. It was like a computer screen and like it would just turn on camera sometimes. It would be phone calls or like, you know... I feel like... It's a pandemic fucking movie that. I feel like I saw that or or I watched somebody describe it and I feel like

You might have watched like a YMS or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It actually might have been that. Yeah, because that's how I saw it. It literally might have been that actually. That was my experience with unfriended because I was like, I'm not watching this. I can imagine.

Anyway, we didn't even get to this guy's question. Oh yeah, what was? We got off on a fucking tangent like nobody's business. So he talks about, yeah, it was didn't have access to shows my generation. so mainly random knee shows that no one relates to like the Three Stooges are my favorite The Mask animated series I was born in 2006 for context

Crazy Oh Jesus Christ So this motherfucker is like 19 or something Watching the mask Is that true? Yeah Yeah I guess Oh what the fuck god damn it I scared the shit out of me

It was one of those moments When you got scared so much scared me You got scared by your phone Which scared him And that scared me I hate that shit It's fucking kinetic scaring, dude You just chain lightning

Fear I hate nothing more than that Someone getting scared And I get scared That's like when somebody Vomiting makes you throw up Yeah you're like oh no Like it's just like damn it

I wasn't even sick Yeah Like you just did this to me You raped me You raped me with sick You raped me You raped me with sick Anyway

So my question is What are some shows or movies that you have no business knowing? Match. Bonanza. That same match and Panza. Bonanza. So, Haas, the fat retarded son. I thought for about three seconds about buying his hat for $1,200.

Like about three seconds, because I just, I was like, and then I was like I also for some reason I was the Duke's Vazard I never seen I don't even know what they did they have the was it confederate flag on their car Yeah the General Lee

That's what it was Yeah What fuck is this flag? I've seen that That's what I saw it When I was in school I was like Why did this flag bring up

Sort of familiar feelings to me I don't know I have no business knowing Dumb racist boys Or add it again Like like they do some rampy thing And then it like does the free stream I know they've been in a lot of like

Pop culture references. Yeah. I feel like, you know what? I feel like Kyle XY is something. I shouldn't. What the hell is that?

I know I've heard that. It's like a show about a, it's like a young adult kind of show with like a kid who was like a cloned or something. He's like born a clone or he was born without a belly button or something. So he's not real. I remember the not belly button thing. And that was the whole crux of the show.

Like that was the pitch of the show. I'm convinced. I'm convinced they were like, a kid has no belly button. And then ABC family was like, yes. We have to have this idea. What's another show?

that I watched that. There's three seasons of Kyle X-Y. I know he doesn't have a belly bun because he wasn't incubated. He looks stupid. Like, he's like, oh, like, why does he look like that? Yeah, he looks way weirder than I remember. He looks, that's just what he looks like. What the hell's going on?

I remember him looking, actually, the more I'm seeing it, the more I'm remembering, like in my mind's eye, I'm remembering. At the time, he's eye, I'm remembering. As long the value of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more 50 have the virus that cause the Culebrilla.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like 2003. Did you get evil in like, okay, last episode, last scenes? It looks evil now. You see that on the right?

He's been through a lot, man. He got a belly button implanted? You got to give you a belly button. Wait, why? We got to give you one. I don't like how he looks, dude. That's crazy. He's just a white guy, dude.

I think they just did, like, I think he's trying to hard to be like, I'm different. I know what you mean. I'm trying to visually show he's different. I'm not just a white leading man. I am also on TV. I don't know. I don't know anything about it.

I just remember that he had no belly. button and that was like a big topic of conversation. There were posters of him like pulling his shirt up and there was no belly button and that was like supposed to get you hooked. Whoa. And I just remember just switching to it every now and again because I would see, you know on the info. You would see it something sounds like, I wonder what Kyle X Wyes up to.

And it was never anything interesting. I remember like Veronica Mars. No motion. Oh, Veronica Mars. Dark Angel. Dark Angel. It's another one which I was interested. Jessica Alba.

Oh my God. I was in Jensen Ackles my boy. I was introduced to that show. I didn't know. He was in it. I've been following that guy's career for way too fucking long, unfortunately. Okay. I was introduced to that show, Dark Angel, by the Xbox game, the original Xbox game.

Right, right. Remember the Xbox game. Yeah. My aunt had it. She had that? She was to watch the show, right? She was kind of a game. She kind of played video games.

Not really, like, she wasn't into it, but like she just kind of did sometimes. So she had an Xbox at the time, which was kind of crazy because it was like a new machine. But, yeah, she had like all these weird games. She had Hunter the Reckoning and Dark Angel. It was a really strange combination games. Your aunt was, uh, you know. She was into the macab, dude. She's into the macab, dude.

She's one of the, she's a crystal girly. Not even. She probably was. You probably didn't know that phase of her. She probably was exiting that phase. Yeah. She's also clearly black, but that doesn't mean she's not a crystal girl. No, no, no.

I'm saying like it was always weird. Oh, yeah, you're clearly black. Oh, all right. Everybody has those where it's like, you're a different race. Oh. She's like clearly got, she's clearly like, Oh.

She clearly has like African, like you're, you're, you're, you're, you are black too. Yeah, clearly.

Clear's that. Everyone has those where it's like, you did like the picture of the family reunion and it's like, you're a different race. I remember the first,

the first time I saw an albino guy was, uh, in hot topic. You scream and run away? That's crazy. It made me feel like, that's like a con,

that's like negative. Yeah. It kind of made me feel like, well, you kind of belong here, don't you? Yeah. Like,

You are weird. You're into the weird alternative stuff. You don't really, you're not accepted in anywhere, not necessarily, you know, at least in my eyes, because I don't accept you. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying. I wouldn't let Alvino put that, like, touch me. But I would, like, I would talk to. I wouldn't want to touch me.

If they touch you, it, like, spreads to you. Immediately, you see it like a barrier of me trying to stop it. Someone get them away from me quick. Oh, man. And then you become white, you become the white person, the white you in the AI. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would be so not happy. That person's been, like, making a bunch of versions,

but I'm like, I can't support this. Like there was like, I think there was like a horse one or something or it's just dumb variants that I'm like, I'm not sharing anymore. What a shame. What a shame. Let's move on. So let's see, Ozzy Oz died. That's so stupid. So clever.

Ozzy Oz died. I am dead. I'm fucking dead. I am really dead. Yo, I am dead. Also, I like that. Yo. He says, yo, I am dead.

Anyway, he says, he says, I am dead. Not even dead, man. I am dead. It's so stupid. I am dead. Dead. Dad, dead.

Lad, you're slander of Little Caesars reminded me of one of the strangest traditions I've had. Growing up, I used to play poker with my cousins. Weird. I think I've only played poker with my cousins. I think the last time I played, the first time I played poker without my cousins

was in Vegas for our friends' bachelor party. I hate poker. I'm so bad that fucking game. I used to be very good at it. And then I just, I lost it. Anyway, he says we'd plan to start right after

little Caesars would close then go hang out in the parking lot once they closed they'd bring their extra pizzas to the dumpster and set them in there we'd then wait for them to leave and grab them all then have dumpster pizza that

isn't a raccoon? As our meal during our poker tournament raccoon listener he's literally me and my raccoon friends would wait for than the set of pizza the dumpsters. We would drive over in our raccoon mobile.

This adorable little raccoon mobiles. It's just like a Saturn or something. It's not even like a particularly done-up vehicle. Oh, yeah. It's nothing that really distinct that it's for raccoons. Yeah, they just call it that. Of course they would. It's kind of like how people call like their apartment like home base or whatever.

Yeah, those freaks. We had Alpha House and Beta House. You remember that? Yeah, that was dumb So anyway, so he said, yeah, dumpster pizza Was our meal during our poker tournaments What are the weirdest things that you never thought about at the time But would probably revolt most people

Got, listen, I got to be honest with you It is crazy to me that it didn't occur to you at the time That that that was crazy Or that was like a, or at the very least, if not crazy Something that is not normal behavior Sorry, did it ever occur to you that that Little Caesar's belonged in the dumpster? Yeah.

Like, why would you I look, to be fair, I do get it on some level. Like the, the willingness to throw away at the end of the day perfectly good food is is infuriating. And there is like, if I, if I cared enough, I probably would have done stuff like that. And Starbucks, we threw away so much food every night.

It was on. Oh, yeah. That radicalized me. I think that that was the thing that radicalized me, I think. A couple of, the first true thing that radicalized me was like, oh, food scarcity is. isn't real at all. That's kind of crazy.

It's pretty gross. I knew a guy that worked there. It was like a friend of a friend and he would bring over after a ship just bags. bags of just food. I would get the fucking croissons and it was just, it was just a mountain. No, it's insane. It is actually like, like seeing it happen and being like dude and like you can't, we can't even take it as

workers. Exactly. We can't even take it. Why? Because it's bullshit. Because the company's more afraid of somebody taking the food, getting sick from it and then suing them than feeding people that need food.

The thing that annoys me is that there's some states I think that had these to make it to bypass the liability. It's like okay, y'all can do this but know that these companies cannot be liable and I'm like that's literally how it should be. That's literally all it would take quite literally yes. Why is it

not like that everywhere? Because yeah it's listen it was just little seasons I was talking about. That belongs in the dumpster. Fair. Yeah, everything else because even if it's cold too it's like cold little Caesars in a dumpster everything about the

dude the cheat you can't even reheat no caesars like yeah it'll blow up your house all the traces of tinfoil in it will like ignite in the microwave you're like why does my pizza like a fucking plasma glow and then bam your house is fucking cold

like I get it sometimes people are like oh free food yeah I guess I don't when I got older I started being like what no I'll pay a little bit that's what we did for beer. We used to buy cheap beer. And then we have jobs. Why are we buying cheap beer?

This is stupid. You know, then we started buying better beer. It's just a shit like that. The creature that would be inside of the, like, imagine you go in the open and someone's already in there feeding on it. And like, whatever that creature is,

it's terrifying. Oh, yeah. A person that's feeding on Little Seasons in a trash can. You probably, you probably shouldn't see. You probably should just see some in there and close it. What's a food that you're most likely, like from a restaurant or like from a place like,

that you are most likely to be okay with like, yeah, yeah, I'll take it at the end of the day out of the garbage. Curry chicken. Like if there's some fucking good ass curry chicken. Really? And like rice and fucking mixed vegetables. I feel like chicken would scare me. I feel like a real meal would freak me out.

Some beef patties? I'm thinking more like donuts or something. You know what I mean? Like I would feel more comfortable like if they had like a bag of donuts and I threw it in the trap. Donuts get really bad at the end of the day, man. The ones that have been sitting out for long time. Donuts get really bad, man.

If you, you know, they're supposed to be made. making them throughout the day, though, if it's a, if it's a real donut shop. That's true. But if it's like, if it's like a batch at the end of the day, it's like maybe like I just, from what I've known, every donut shop I worked at, by the end of the day, donuts are fucking like, like, there's, there's such a huge deep decline from what they were. Yeah, I mean, they've been sitting out all day. I mean, they decline even, they decline even when they're chilling in a fucking, you know,

in the box that they come in. Yeah, like that's why like, you got a cream, they make them when you order it. That was the, it bothers me how many they sell it once. Like at the supermarket? Like, because sometimes I want donuts and I'm just like, I just want like maybe like, you want like a donut. Or even just like if I want a few for like I want like maybe like three, you know for like. You know, for like. The three's and the six.

No, they sell like sixes and then like 12s and then you're just like this is going to go bad in like two days. It's rare when you see those boxes. There'll be a little small ones. Yeah, I've seen a three. Right. You'll rarely see them. Because we'll buy them. That's why I'm going to buy them.

I have genuinely never in my life seen them. Yeah? Yeah. I'm always late to the party, I guess. I've seen them out. a Ralph's but I don't know which one I don't fucking think he recently and I was like this shit is so sugary but so fucking good I love it a glazed donut

A simple glazed donut man The lemon ones man I like a glazed donut might be Like chocolate and glazed bro I'm actually I'm on that I don't hate that either The strawberry glaze too I like donuts in general

They're fucking I'm more of a cheese pastry Cheese Danish kind of guy Preferably a blueberry of the pastries that I've had I think a glazed donut is probably like in my top It's very good It's so simple So good But also sometimes just a simple

powdered sugar donut. I don't know what it is about the chemistry of sugar once you grind it up in a powder that makes it so fucking delicious. An old-fashioned donut is good sometimes too. An old-fashioned. With some coffee? Like it's the cake to cake.

Oh, just without anything on it. I don't really do that. I don't even like coffee, but it was on cake donut with coffee. I know what you mean. I kind of like them. Pretty good.

I like them in the same way that I like Cheerios. You know what I mean? Every once in a while I'll get, to me, it's a blandness. I love the contrast of Lucky Charms of Lucky Charms.

of I love it too The blandish and the sweet Dude I don't ironically really like the bland Things in Lucky Charms It works They're like Lightly patta of sugar on it It works

And it's probably so much Like default Cheerios are bland Yeah And I do like those too I mean I like rice a lot And rice is probably The bland is fucking hard I mean I wonder because like

What kind of rice do you get? What's your favorite? I eat brown rice mostly now Oh your brown rice Mostly now? Mostly now I hate brown rice. I haven't had brown rice in a while. Just to be like fucking slightly, slightly bit or a lot better about eating.

But I eat brown rice not. I prefer just some nice steamed. Like what kind of like, because like say I used to be a Jasmine rice guy. Jasmine's good. But then Jojo would get Basmati and it fucked me up. I was like, this is way better than Jasmine. I didn't anybody tell me. Basmati's good as well too.

It smells amazing when it's cooked. I didn't even know that because I never got it. I'm like, what's the rice that they give you at Zanku? When you're I've learned some things like the value of the family

the importance of the time of the people of the people of the people that have been the virus that caused the

Culebrilla. Although not all the people in risk it will be the eruption dolorous with ampollos

during that even the time are even the things are all the problem not learn

about the Culebrilla to talk I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think,

somewhere north, probably closer to $22. 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you.

That's probably Basmati rice. That's good. It's good stuff. It smells so fucking good. I don't know what rice. I was like I didn't even know because usually my mom would get like

just a regular long grain very plain nothing to it. Yeah, that's kind of what I get, yeah. But then Jasmine, I like Jasmine's consistency a little bit better

and then, but I can't do anything about Basmati now. It's crazy. Buzzmati is like what Indians and what's called in nature would eat like that. Well,

no, I don't, whatever rice makes sticky rice. I forgot however however, like whatever kind of rice yeah, whatever that is best for it.

That rice grain is, I would eat that all day. I would steam and eat that shit all. Come, yum. Just somebody busting on your rice before, you know. So it sticks together. Did you see that video, by the way? Oh my God. So the most cringe video I've seen in my entire fucking life probably.

There's a, I think you saw it. Did you see it? The guy in the Tesla? So there's a guy in a Tesla. Oh, God. Yeah. There's a guy in a Tesla and he's using Grock AI and he's like, he's basically, he's like, all right, let's try out Grock AI. And he's just basically like, you haven't seen this?

Not at all. I'm curious. Oh, I don't know. It's rough. I wish he did. It is one of the roughest. To be fair, I didn't finish the video because. It's hard.

It's hard. One of the main reasons why, yes. One of the main reasons why I didn't finish it is because it's, uh, Ethan Ralph did something very similar. Actually, basically the exact same thing. So as soon as I saw this setup, I was like, I immediately, I was like, this is so gay. No, I'm done. Are you ready? Yeah.

I'm going to apologize to the audience here because this is, I'm not even exaggerating. This really hurt me. Like, I haven't cringed to a point where, so this is a guy in his Tesla testing out GROC AI in the Tesla. So cool. Let's test. So cool. Rock AI. Good morning, bitch.

Good fucking morning to you too, you decreed bastard. What's a vibe today? Want to talk about jacking off in a Tesla or shoving something wild up your ass to kickstart this glorious Lenthicum Heights sunrise? I'm ready to get nasty and start a goddamn riot. So hit me with your most unhinged bullshit. Fuck yeah, riots. Hell yes, motherfucker. Let's burn it all down.

I can't, I can't go anymore. I can't go anymore. I can't go anymore. I can't go anymore. Hearing the fuck yeah riot thing kind of, like, I was like, my soul wanted to So I can actually see how fucking dumb it is It is

It's Does it get worse? Yes It well The whole It's just so clearly Elon's personality Of just like

I think cursing is funny Yes And Yeah man It's just so like I'm so We're so counterculture And it's like

Yeah fuck yeah Right It's just like How old You're 56 Crazy fucker I'm like Yeah

You depraved Bastard You think there's a point Where it calls him A filthy genius Or something And I'm just like What do you

That's not even like a... I don't know, man. It's... These insult Tesla people, man. It's the... It is... I'm not even exaggerating. It is...

It is the most I've cringed at something and felt it in many, many, many, many years. Yeah. I was... That there are people like that at all. Ethan Ralph was consult... Basically, Grock has become his co-host. That's rough.

It's bad. And at one point, he was just having Grock whisper, like, sexy stuff. Imagine being so... unlikable that you can only turn to a manufactured person To assist you for real that's exactly what it is Didn't they open like a Tesla diner or something like that? I think I think it's in West Hollywood. Yeah, it's in West Hollywood One of the hose.

One of the hose. I'm curious about that. I wonder what they would even sell. Yeah, I saw a $12 dollar bacon. I saw a $12 strip of bacon. Wow. Yeah, because I was like, what the fuck is this? like a steal. Let me see if I can find it because I remember seeing that going around. I'm like, what the fuck is this? You're in charge me, I would lose, I lost my shit in Vegas for our friends' bachelor party because I was like drunk and I wanted pizza. And the fucking slice was like 10 bucks.

And that to me was egregious. And I was like loud about it. And I always got beat up. $12 for a strip of bacon would send me a assassinating people. To be fair, it looks like it's like five pieces. So, so, oh, I'm sorry, four. Oh. Four strips of maple glazed black pepper bacon served with choice of dip.

And that's $12. Four slices of bacon. I'm like, no, the burger is $12 and it has slices of bacon on it. Something about the four feels egregious to me. It's fucking insane. Like, if you did five, I would still find it annoying. but like five at least feels like a well-rounded kind of like, all right. I don't know.

A piece of bacon isn't worth $3. No. I don't agree. Yeah, I don't think so either. It's got to be, I'm sorry, like $2 more. That's at the Tesla diner? Yeah. $2 more.

Just go and get water. I get a cup of water, please. Just try and complete. I mean, what really would be the... Dining and dashing at a Tesla diner would be pretty good, because I'm never going back. Mac. That's true. I felt like where was I yesterday? Because I was

saying like, oh, it would be so easy to do that. Somewhere that was never going to go again. Because we just got into the area and then we were trying out a couple of new places. Yeah, yeah. I think it might have been that Kauai place actually. I was just talking about. You just going to dine and dash at the Kauai? Yeah, we're like, oh, fuck, we just leave. But then the food was pretty good. I'm like, oh, come back.

Yeah, fair. All right. Let's, but yeah, I had to bring up that because I it hurt me and I can't be the only one. suffering. Oh yeah, dude. It isn't, it isn't WeHo. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, I didn't, I didn't know. Oh, my God. Just as soon as I zoom out and just looking at the freeways makes me want to vomit. Look at all that red. I know. I know. Have fun getting back home tonight, bro. Yeah, that's a, that's kind of, you know, the tradeoff where it's like, I'm in a, I'm in an area that I really like, but getting home, it's like, okay, it's two days a week. Yeah, it's a week. Yeah. Coming here wasn't bad. I'm also getting.

to get that express lane thing. Just take the 110. Absolutely. So that'll cut me some traffic. How long do it take you to get up here? So because of that thing, it took me about an... It took me an hour. So it normally...

So basically, the average will probably be like... Like 25 minutes should be getting here. Fuck no. No, no, no. No, from Fullerton? Absolutely not. Isn't that... That's not further with in Anaheim, right? It's a little bit before Anaheim, but I think your memory... Is it because of the time that...

Should we... You go like earlier? Well, it would, if we went like a half hour earlier, I think that would help by maybe like 10, 15 minutes, I bet. Well, well, like, maybe we can experiment. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Maybe better do later or no. Certainly not. Later.

Because later, because later is like, I'm talking about like afternoon time. Like coming here around because come because afternoon is like, isn't like evening the worst? Are you the worst? Isn't evening the worst? Like going to evening time is the worst now. So after six is when it starts calming down. Oh, okay. So the worst is, you know, when the nine to fivers get off.

Like anything past 3 p.m. is fucked. Like, so basically me getting home this time is going to suck dick. But I'm getting, I'll at least be on the tail end of the first shifters that are getting off. Like the six to three years, I'll be on the tail end of them getting off. So it won't be as bad as if I like, Oh, the 4.30. I used to get off at 4.30 and that was a fucking nightmare. Driving from Glendale to Hacienda Heights took fucking forever.

It's 30 miles and it took like fucking... I know. Yeah. It takes five years. Yeah. Anyway, Frank and Tubby wrote in. He says, uh, what's up skinny fat, big fat, and obisaga? With you all praising good food, tell us the worst dish you ever had.

Is it comparable to the chicken that Joe or whichever friend had? I still think about that. that dish sometimes where like, or not the chicken that Joe had, but like the time I ordered something. I remember that. I started thinking about it. Like, you couldn't know what the fuck it was. I did.

Like, I walked outside. I guess we, it must have been like two postmates people arriving at the same time. We got our order switched. Um, it looked like mine. It looked like it was coming from the place that I usually order from. I picked it up. I got it. And it was the most offensive thing I've ever smelled in my life.

I don't know what the fuck that shit was, man. It was something, it was something peculiar. I wish I should have. recorded it or something because I really, I don't, I still don't know what it is. Right. But I had a little bit, I think I had like a bite of it and I was like, this is. You actually tasted it. I think so.

Yeah. Joe had Joe had it. I gave it to Joe and I think Joe just ate it. You just finished it. But I was curious. I was like, this is insane. That shit was terrible. I think we had to like, that was like in the walls

of the apartment for weeks. Wow What is that worst thing ever had in my life I'm like by A-D-N I was like this disgusting Yeah I don't think You know what I don't like crazy You know what I don't like It's a bad opinion

I don't like conchas man I don't know what conchas man I don't know what contas I don't like conch You know what contes are? Not the way you're just like They're like How do you spell that?

C-O-N-C-H-A So conchas are like pastries They are like the Mexican Brass sweetbread Oh Now we're like we make those Puerto Ricans make these as well

They taste so much better The Caribbean ones The Mexican ones I don't know I don't know if I've ever had one of these I don't know what the fuck are the Mexican ones They are so bad I think it's the same bread as tortas For the most part maybe no no it can't be

Because tortas bread is not sweet No it's similar to Belio maybe Pandulce Yeah I don't know It's so gross I fucking hate tortas Yeah I like tortas

I don't like, I don't like freaking. Oh my God. I want an empanana so bad. The, um, I was talking about that. We had, we had those at my middle school. They were called Taco Pockets, but they're like, it's awesome. It was fucking great.

Dude, there was a play. There was a, that's not what they are. The, uh, the, um, the building that we used to live in used to have a food truck that came by every Tuesday. Oh, sick. And it was like, really like, it was super convenient. I really missed that actually. I do, but, yeah, because there was always something different.

It was never like the same done. That soul food when they had that time was so food when they had that time was So food one was great. So fucking good. They had a chicken and waffles truck that was surprisingly good. And then they had an embanado truck there once. And it was just like, I was losing my shit at that empanadas because they had like the, the, the, the, the, the pimento olives in it. They had like the fucking, exactly how I would make it.

Like the ground beef, just like, ooh. And then I never saw them again. I should take a picture of it just to remember, like, what the truck was. Oh, right. I didn't think. I just assumed it would be back one day. They died. They probably did over COVID.

They probably fucking impacted to the point. They couldn't fucking. Well, I was doing during COVID. That is true. It's totally possible. I remember the name of that fucking place that the fucking date brought the soul bowl. I always take a picture of the trucks for a very reason. Yeah.

You're smart. You're smart. I didn't do that. Because they're like, oh, well, it's gone. Oh, you know what? The worst, I didn't have it because I had like a spider sense telling me I shouldn't have it. But like for one of the last stand, the sacred shows, I think it was in Houston or Dallas. I can't remember.

We were in one of them. I think Houston. but like we went out after the show and there was there was a food truck that was making pizza we're like oh what the fuck is this this is crazy and I think I had like some slogan that made me want to try it because I was like that looks so weird and Dustin got one and I got one

and I'm not even exaggerating to you it was gray like the cheese was gray I don't even know how cheese grays yeah no like how like through age I don't even know I don't know.

Like, it looked like it was gray-scaling. Like, it looked like it was, like, in the past as I was looking at it. It was truly crazy. And I was like, I'm not going to eat this. I think Justin had it, but, like, you didn't like it. That's crazy. Why would you eat a great? I mean, we were drunk and kind of, well, not drunk, but, like, you know, we were, we were having some drinks and we were just hungry.

We needed food. And Houston isn't exactly a thriving. Yeah, so it's not New York. You're not going to be able to get sushi at, like, midnight. Sure. You know, so. we had the pizza truck and that was it and the way he handed it to us

was crazy I remember too because he was just like yeah what I'm like so ungrateful for the fact that we were supporting his shitty business yeah that's crazy but um yeah I don't really have a great example of something truly disgusting at least I think I would remember I was a little bit repulsed by

I was hanging out with this girl and she oh we went to Rosco's and uh in Anaheim chicken waffles Yeah. And, yeah, I guess for people, I don't know what Rosco's is. Well, there's another Rosco's. Oh, wow. This is Roscoe's Flower Emporium.

Oh, well, no. Keep talking now. Ignore him. Yeah, I've never eaten there, unfortunately. Does that score Roscoe's insurance? I've never gotten insurance from there, unfortunately. Where was I? I went there.

Rosco's urgent care. Oh, my God, guys. Please. You know, so, you know, Asians eat everything, right? What? You know, they're not afraid to eat anything like us. I see, yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll eat like a live octopus as it's crying and, like, writing a sign that says, please stop.

Please help me. This is so cruel. I think and I feel and I'm thinking about this right now as you're doing it to me. They read it and they just squeeze harder. And then it writes out ow. Hi. Do you hear about that fucking octopus city? What do you mean?

There's like a settlement of octopi? Where? Oh, yeah. Like, I'm not even joking. Like, it was like off the coast of like, I think. Yeah, Octo City. What? Octo City.

What is happening? You know what's crazy? Is that like you said that and I thought you might be right because there were two settlements and one of them was like Octopolis. And the other one was like, I don't know, something. I don't know. Something like that. Should have been Octo City, man. It's like you ever hear that R. Kelly song, Gotham City.

No Yeah It was of course The Batman In Forever Song Oh I forgot

Now what's going Through my head Is like The chorus Instead of saying Gotham City Sing Octo City So it's like

R Kelly with tentacles Octo City Oh yeah Or whatever the fuck So I think that In a different universe

It's Octo Kelly Yeah Yeah Octo And he's pissing on fucking eight fucking 14 year old octopi. Yeah.

If you piss on eight 14 year olds, the ages actually add up to over age of consent, so it's fine. Yeah, that's why he got away with that. Yeah, that's why they let him off.

That's why the jury of his peers let him off. Yeah. It's like, the facts of the matter are. As getting to the 50, I've learned some things, like the value of the family, the importance of the job,

and that the 99% of the people of more of 50 have the virus that cause the Culebrilla. Although not all the people in risk that will be developed. I'm sorry, the eruption dolorous with ampollosurred during that even the tasks more simple,

are all a lot of a lot of year not really. Talked over GSC. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who's who,

you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. If you add all the defendants' agency together, they're well above legally. You're illegal. It's like, free.

You are octo free to go. They put octo in front of it. Yeah, that's what they do. That's what they do in Octo City. Oh, man. Yeah, whatever. Whatever. I don't even know what I was going to say.

Octo City. Read the names, dude. I'm out. Octo City. Oh, man. I feel really octo tired right now. Terrible pitch. We should try to like pitch this show to like a fucking net.

We should try to like make a pitch Bible, like a pitch deck. to bring it to Netflix or something. It's like, I got an idea. I got an idea. I got an idea. It's just octopuses in a city and they put octo in front of things and that's the show. Great. How much do we need $10 million?

Well, I'll settle for one. $900. $900 million right now. That's it. That's all you need. That's all you need. Only $900 million. I don't give you maybe like $10 for like the entire season.

I guess, yeah, we just pocket the money and we do everything ourselves. Yeah, we just do a home video. We don't even use the cameras that are like supposed to be used for like the, like we'll just use like a JVC camcorder. A JVC. We'll do it like they did the pilot's always sunny. Fucking 720P, man. 720, 780I. 280I.

Get that nice interlaced image. Oh my God. We're going to go on to claims. We're fucking losing the plot. Sometimes I watch Porter 480. I watched a LeBron slam dunk compilation for almost 20 minutes before I realized I was in 480. I was like, what the fuck am I doing? I put it in just to save bandwidth because I was playing something.

And then I stopped playing something. And I watched almost the entire thing without. I was like, I remember doing that with porn for a while where I would like, I would make porn like the lowest quality possible. Yeah. Because it added something. 240 is the lowest in go, right? 144P, I think technically.

is the lowest. Well, I guess one P is the lowest, but like, generally things are, uh, yeah, you can, I wonder if my, does my editing software have that ability to do that? I'm sure, yeah. Or do I just have to keep rendering something

until it turns that fucking quality. You render it into that show. That would take a long time. Okay, this is what I'm going to do. To depreciate that much. I'm going to take one minute, one minute of the beginning of the episode. One octo minute?

Yeah, one octo minute. And then that's eight minutes. Octo render it like 100 times. That's eight minutes. What? I wonder how I was going to look. I'm going to render it like, I'll render it 30 times. I was going to say,

that's crazy. I was going to say 100 times. Octo 30, which is significantly worse. Yeah. Can't stop octobating. That's eight masturbate. That's eight masturbate. That's eight masturbates.

No, it's just masturbating, but with octo in front. With octo. Yeah, eight. No, yeah, but like that doesn't matter. What it doesn't matter? The eight part? Yeah. Why is it Octo?

Because we're in Octo City, baby. Yeah, we're in eight city. It's Octo City. It's Octo City. There's eight. Every bedroom is an eight bedrooms. So one bedroom is eight bedroom, a two bedrooms a 16 bedroom.

Rest in peace, Octo Osborne. Yeah. Octo Octavius. Ozzyak. Whatever. That's his name. That's the name of Ozzy Octoborn.

Ozzy Octoborn. It's fucking crazy. I can't believe there's... I'm riding off the rails on eight crazy trains. The sheer forcing that extra zillb on. God bless America. All right, we're going to read the... And we're going to read the names now.

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What do you think? Derek says it actually. Come on, man. I thought I said it. It's true. No, I said at the end, actually. I said at the end. Great.

No, in the beginning of the episode, oh, wait, maybe that was the other extra ammo. I don't know. I think it was the latest one. Yeah. The latest one you said it at the end. You said it at the end. R&R the very beginning.

Really? Yeah, yeah. A little portable question. Damn, dude. Jackpot. I haven't been saying it as much. I'm proud of myself. Jack.

I'll tell him to her back a little bit. Can't stop saying the Octo inward. I'm going to say that before you leave it today. Inword. I'm going to say that. Okay, that's cool. That's great. I'm glad that we're doing this.

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Mr. Massive fucking forehead profile pick is baby me. Let's see. That's a pretty normal size forehead for a little kid. It's a big word. It's big, but it's not like, you don't got a chrome dome exactly. Eight seconds in. Eight seconds.

Oh, jackpot. Jackpot. I just wanted to stop. Nightmare on Section 8. Is that just every Section 8? That would be so much sadder than the other one. That would be a picture of fucking. His promo pictures, Adolf Hitler with AirPods in.

And a fade. Oh, it's the one when it's the, oh, I forgot about that shit. Where there was like the drip, the air pod drip thing. Yeah. That was like a thing for a minute. I don't remember it. That's dripler. It was like putting it on everything.

Adel Rippleer. Dripler. It's crazy. That's clean. That's fucking. That man's a monster. That's fucking Octo awesome. Yeah, for a while.

For a while, it was like the AirPods. Octolar. It falls apart. falls apart. It's just Octoh Hitler, basically. Just tell me

a problem before her fellow. Sword on Mom County. It was like AirPods and waves like for a while like it was

Oh I do remember that yeah okay. Like his Thanos Oh Thanos good He looks good He looks good

Dominican. He does. He does. He does. Dominican Thanos. Tanos. Tanos.

Tanos. What? Okay, look at aye That's crazy All right The dead spider I started balding at 14 Jesus

That sucks That is sad My hair lines never been particularly good And my hair's always been kind of thin But like that's fucking rough 14 That is crazy Usually if you're not really going to it

By the time you hit like 25 You usually chilling I mean the way I've seen my dad Like my dad just has like thin hair And it's just like, all there, but it's thin. Yeah. Does your mom have a lot of hair? Your mom have all hair?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's... You get it from your mother, if I'm mistaken. Maybe. Well, her hair's thin too. Like, they both have thin hair. They both have, like, fine hair.

It is what it is. But if I started bawling at fall 14, I would have filled myself. Yeah, that's not the age ago through it. I could not be... I could not be short, blind, and ball at 15. Fucking Lex Luthorstlinger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I was at the dentist, they were telling me, too, it's like, you ever have braces when you're in?

I was like, no, specifically, I said I would never do that. Yeah, because I couldn't, I simply couldn't afford the. You just got a suffer. You got to suffer. You'd get like, no, I simply, I couldn't suffer. I couldn't be short, blind, scrawny, a nerd, and have braces. Like, that was like the one saving grace for me was that I didn't have braces. Yeah.

And so I was like, at a certain moment, you might as well, you know, go to full play, you know, because you had all of other things. Yeah, I'm sure that's what I was thinking of when I was like eight. Yeah. That's true. Now I probably would have made that decision. Guarantee that he would be get molested every day. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy.

He walked into school and principal, we'd be like, hey, you, you, you. Hey, a bully. Hey, brace face. Hey, brace face. Push you and shit. Push you into the locker and he goes there with you. One of the other teachers is behind you and then the principal just pushes you and you fall over him. Braces looked fucking crazy to me.

Like, I still kind of don't really understand. They look different now. I remember they looked like when we were younger. Because we were younger, they looked crazy. They looked crazy. They looked crazy. They look genuinely like, it looked like cyberpunk shit. Or it looked like, I used to, there was a moment where I liked braces when I was a little kiddle.

I'm like, I liked that look like, oh, the girls, oh, it looks cute. There was like these colors on them and shit like this. But then I noticed something that people don't take care of their teeth well that wear braces. And so you would see like the food. And so people, they just don't do it because it's in the way. If you have braces, you got to brush your teeth after. It's a bitch to clean, I would imagine. Also, the moment you get hit in your mouth

When you have braces, that shit changes your fucking Like, do some bullshit happen That shit changes though Because all my friends had braces That should happen to them They fell on their faces And then they had to pull their lips Off of their braces

Oh Jesus Christ I can imagine And they're just bleeding I feel like that's I can't do that man I had snake bites Just regular not even big deal Nothing like braces

Yeah I got a snake bit by face No no no Pierceins. I had snake bites. Of course you had snake bites. Of course you had snake bites. 2009, 2010 or something like that. I had a prince Albert.

I had the chaplain for a few months. I fell. Cowered. Oh, you fell. How did you fall? He just fell out. Oh. Did you fall down like a stairs of the the rail?

You're like, oh, and then it just ripped off. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry that happened. It's fine. I had the chaplain for a little bit and they really should probably go out of that. I don't even know what that is. Oh. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this. year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident

probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow Dan Morgan from Morgan from America's large injury law firm thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit for the people.com for an office near you. It's like when they pierce the polyps in your anal cavity. What the fuck? You look in my asshole. There's like a

fucking, like a jeweled the sector of it. It looks like it. It looks like Rockefeller on Christmas. It's like, what the fuck? That's crazy. Christmas time. Christmas time is easier. I'm a bejeweled asshole. I mean, I'm sure someone's got it. I've seen it. I'm saying it.

That's that fella with the bejeweled colon. I mean, I'm seeing him. I've seen him personally. I pay him, I paid his only fans. Oh, interesting. So, Blair, how big is it? So Blair, let me see it. It's bigger than mine.

Of course it is. I have a tiny dick. It's so funny that she blocked me. She blocked you? Oh, right. I think you said, we'll have it. I don't remember why. I genuinely don't know.

I said nothing. That's weird. I wonder, yeah. Probably because I was, like, vocal about critiquing the shit that she probably aligns herself with, so she took it personally, like, they all me. Yeah, you know. Yeah, maybe she, like, maybe she, like, me before blocking me.

I don't think she blocked me. Yeah, like when she lies about a bunch of things. I'm meeting a trans experience and making the trans experience and make it was life worse. Interesting. It's curious. Curious endeavor. Whatever, dude. Let's talk about prolapsing.

Kids shouldn't transition. And I remember in a video, a long time, she was like, I knew I was transomals five. And I'm like, so, oh, so you're just lying then about kids shouldn't transition when you were sure, meaning that she knew. No, she's not a melody. She's different. Yeah, she's different. She's different. She's different.

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Sweeney's too dumb to be black? Is that what does that mean? Is that like a... Is that like a semi-compliment? Yeah. Like, I don't know. I don't know. I'm too dumb.

And then you get the card? Yeah, because I'm dumb. You're less so. I don't know. This is actually confusing me somehow. So you, you lose your blackness and it's now transferred to you. Is that what's being said?

I think so. I'm so dumb. I lost my blackness. Cool. Okay. You know. Next time, be more thorough.

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bugs. Clamueless Squire the third. I'm a cuck. I am a homo. Oh, cuck by Fagio head. Fagio head is so stupid. You sir, guildmaster, Beatles hung his beetle girl. I'm a gay lord. What the hell am I, whatever. I drink skeet. Fucking queer. I don't know. I grow so long here.

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Oh, God. Someone farting like that is funny because it's, like, if that person's real, they're dying. Yeah, they're sick. They're dying. You shouldn't be farted at hard. I just imagine he's just lactose and tars and just drinks milk all day. Yeah, but you die from that eventually, though. You get sick.

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I was like what the fuck That's him in Star Trek. What the fuck? Oh, that's, oh, that's a Star Trek character. It was so earnest. Really? Did you have a fake name? Levar Burton is not like a nice enough name to change your name to.

Lavar Brun's a pretty good name. It sounds good name, but it's not like a... You wouldn't change it to it. Big Diesel. What's his real name like Terry Shockross, McClain or something? Like Sinclair. I think it's... What the fuck did you say?

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I know I wouldn't make it, so, uh, Vincent Diesel it is. Vincent Diesel it is. Vincent Diesel truck. That's crazy. Vince sanity diesel trucks.

Vince sanity? like what? Vince Carter? Yeah. They called Vince Carter that? Oh, it would be like Lynn sanity. Yeah.

But I think Vince sanity and Lynn's lit. I forgot about Jeremy Lynn. How about Jeremy Lynn? The fucking only other Asian superstar. Oh, he had a, he had this work in a moment. There was Yao Ming and then that was cool though.

That was good for you guys. He was really good. The Knicks. Oh. Well, he was on the Knicks. So I meant like the U. Yorkers. Don't call me that.

But yeah. He fucking awesome if they were all named Nick. Yeah. I think my favorite fucking basketball team ever if they manage that. They have every single, we can't, every time they try to make a trade, it's like we can't take somebody. Is it Nick? If you join our, if you join our team, you're going to have to change your name to Nick. Bro, they'll never win because they only just recruit by name.

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smashed his girl like he just went in her immediately and I'm like they're well they're probably wet with all sorts of fucking yeast and disgusting shit back that's true they are yeah

bacteria not to mention she's a she's going she's all magical up and everything that and going through her motion so she's constantly she's constantly good

fair enough but so that's a bad example but you know that's Johnny Depp's daughter yes I didn't know Lily Rose Depp I didn't know that was

I didn't know I didn't know who the actors was I didn't know three years ago. I was like, oh, that's their kid. I was like, hey. At the time. I was like, hey. As you know how much

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way difficult. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north. probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. It's Johnny Depp's kids' tits. It was weird.

I forgot. It felt a little weird and I was like, you know, if I was a daddy, I'd be like, I don't know how I feel about that. I don't know how I feel about that. Johnny Depp, does he still do his fake, like, because you know he, like,

fakes out. He's one of those people that kind of fakes an accent when he talks. I don't know. He's an American, right? Because that's what, I don't know, whatever. He's a pirate to me.

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He's just like all sorts of fucking Let's find let me find it with Depp ancestry. Depp. Yeah, there you go. Now you're researching. Now you're thinking of the portal. Now you're Googling. I'm gonna keep reading the names. Multiple potential. Oh, fuck off. Reckless rhino, Sloke or two, why so derpy? We're going with German. Sure.

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So I don't know how you would actually say that. Huguenot. Immigration to America, specifically a man named Pierre, Giepe. who settled in Virginia around 1700. So it could be derived from French, they're saying, but English, but then German. So I'm going to go with German and put this to bed.

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like the value of the family, the importance of the time of the people of the people of the

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the things that are all the simple, don't learn about the

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Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

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I think I want to punches the door over. The door closed me. It's like moving. It's like moving your shower curtain. Yeah. Gentle, though. Oh my God.

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And then the girl just walks out like nothing It runs away like just you know A little frightened But like nothing happened to it Oh he just like They did that they done there little spin when they spin out and look at things. The motherfucker does a spin.

It's so stupid. It's so cute when they spin. It's great. I mean, we're happy. Yeah. And it's like, oh, you can understand happiness. Too bad. I'm going to.

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The Who's Right Podcast has better intros than you I don't know what that is Good for them Who's right? Yeah, good for them Better intros What's that I mean? Do we even have like our intro?

I feel like we don't even really intro the show I'm like I don't know where Specifically have almost avoided intros Right Um At the At the 50

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Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi Dan Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. How does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That bothers me to my core. Oh, is that another white one? The white me, yeah. It's a white. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure, you know, I'm happy for other people.

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we endorse everything that's set on that show. Why are you so pro-giving people every bit of your endorsement? I just like endorsing. I'm just like a really big fan of endorsing. Yeah. Hit the old vaughna's. So how do you feel about,

how do you feel about Hitler exactly? How do you feel about Hitler? Exactly. How do you feel about Hitler, Hitler? How do you feel like Hitler? Yah. Yah! Yeah.

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They might have fought in like, I don't know, like a fucking Radio Shack. I don't know. Is it the Devastator? What is the name of their ship? Devastator. What is Vader's ship called? Oh my gosh.

Called Radio Shack. You know, I've never even. thought about their ships having names in Star Wars? You're right. Me neither. Other than the Millennium Falcon. Dude, there's a lot of fucking names in it. Star Destroyer. Like, or like what they are. Yeah, X-Wing. Yeah, like

these are what they are, but you're well, you name your vessels. Yeah. I never even thought about that. Millennium Falcon and that's it. There's a lot of ship. There's a lot of like names for ships. There's like the I mean, obviously, red three. I think it's probably like an extended

universe stuff. More like more like, more like you feel. You care. You're like, oh, this does. Right. Because, you know, like lightsabers, right? You probably think of like lightsabers being all the same. The Wookiei's home planet, I don't think they ever say the name.

I know what it is. But I don't think they ever say it in the movies. They say it in the original trilogy. They say it in the great ones. Like stuff like that where you're like, fuck, you can only know this if you're an actual fan. What happened? What happened? What's this guy laughing about?

Kish. I'm sorry. I know I just talking about the Wookie's home planet. Meek, Wook World. You think You think George Lucas fucking did that

And they were like What do he say? Sure man And then they What do you say? So it's called the Executor Not the annihilator

Is it the exeter or the executor? You know what I mean? Probably the I don't know Are they spelled Executor probably? Yeah Executor

ER Executor is that Are you Well they might be spelled the same way But you can pronounce them differently? Is it like the and the? I just feel like executor sounds too like, if 11 year old edgy,

like executor sounds more official and like real. I hate both of them to be honest. Yeah, that's Vader ship. I don't know if, I don't know if Obi-Wan him fought on. I know they fought on the ship. I don't remember which one they fought by. Yeah,

I would like it to be something more prestigious that would, uh, the Millennium Falcon is a really dope name. That works. You know what I mean? It's a funny name for the shitty ship. And I think that's what makes it so cool. It is a really cool name for a dog.

It looks like a toilet seat cover. What was the, um... If you look at the design... I think the Ebenhock is a cool name. I think that name is actually really... I like the one on Firefly. That's the one from on Cotor. What was the name on Firefly?

Oh, Debenhawk. Gotcha. Uh, M. Aimsbyave? No, I aim to misbehave was a quote. Quote. But I love that quote. What are you talking about? I aim to misbehave.

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Oh. He did like a really good job. I don't know. Like he was like a like a evil maniacal like space pirate rapist. He was like, I don't remember. I haven't seen the show. Remember he was a tall black dude and he like did like he killed that role. Barely.

Like it's honestly, that's honestly due for a rewriting. The chick, the chick from Deadpool's in that movie too. At the 50, I've learned some things,

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about the question. Talked on the the doctor or GFCK. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. The girlfriend, love interest. Oh, uh, something, but Burek, Beriken.

Oh, she's the, she's the fucking sex, the sex slave. Hell yeah. She's the escort. Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah. She's in it too. She's gorgeous in that show. She's, she's unreal in that show. She's still pretty now. She's still very high, yeah.

It's like, whoa, you are. But in that show, like, I remember watching it. Like, yo, this is crazy. That was a snack. I got to watch that show again. I really, I remember really liking it and getting really into it. No, not the Revers. What's this guy's name? The Revers are the space rapists.

Yeah. No, they reave. They're revers. They're not rapists. They reave. I can't stop reving. I like reving. I name McKewee.

Galactamous eater of planets. Uh, uh-oh. Enwardos. Politely asked Derek to please read this name or have a gun to Sweeney's head or force him to read it. How about you just don't use the N-word. so I can read it. There you go. Me or him?

I'll have to take kicks because it's easier. Uh-oh, niggero. It's not worth it. It wasn't worth the effort that I... That's really not it. Nah, no, nah, not, getting niggie with it. Drip M.H. Lord of all drip.

And $25 a month will get you your name dyslexic right at the end of the show, which I will now do. Sweeney, count me down. Three. The FBI intern tip-Xing. Trump's... name out of the F-scene files, one page at a time, unpaid. You see how much they had to doctorate, by the way?

Yeah, love it. Obi-Won Jablomi, so gaped they call him Slipping Jimmy. Israel apologizing for killing Benjamin Buttons. What? Because he wasn't actually 10 years old. That's so stupid. We meant to kill children. That's so many layers to jump through.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kremlin to Gremlin, the primal fear I feel when Charlie Kirk smiles. Chris, what's your favorite Jack Stauber song? Oh, it's been a minute. I don't know. Jack Starburst. So he's like an animator guy. He's like, um...

Oh, I know who that guy is. Yeah. I don't know. I'm... My default answer is that Opal adult swim, uh, short he did. That has a lot of good stuff in it.

There's like a guy who's singing about why is it always... Why is it easier to breathe? on TV, which is like a really good fucking, like a surprisingly catchy song in the middle of that show. But like there's a ton of them. Jack Starvers are really, really talented dude. Harry Wreckham, Sweene uses his snark tank pay for Cains only. Carl Weezer voice,

Jimmy my word. Can you hear me a hand? Carl, you can't say that word. Yes, I can. How do you know? I just did, didn't I? My mom's dad's grandpa was black. My parents are black, Jimmy.

I was promised this word 3,000 years ago, Jimmy. Wage Slate 583. I don't know. Something gay. Come. Papini Brothers present crash course Cybertron History. Rise of the Decepticons.

Donk-Dongerson, the colon-swinging slasher. P.P. Gay Station shirt. Already peeling to the point of being nothing. You have prints that won't peel. What are you doing? What are you doing? into your fucking shirt. Washing them with a lot of chlorics.

I feel like they shouldn't be peeling. I mean, I don't know what to tell you. Buy it again. No, seriously, like, I understand like it's not like because we just anticipate that everything will just be fine.

You can't just wash shit. My recommendation genuinely is like whenever you have a graphic tea, and I know this is probably self-evident to most people, but like I know there are probably some people who've never heard this. You turn your shirt inside out when you throw it in the washing machine. Like,

that's what you're supposed to do with graphic teas. So they don't fuck up. That's quick. Yeah. Yeah, that cold water. Always cold. I always watch with cold. I never wash with hot water.

I'm lazy. So a lot of times I just, because I like my gym clothes, I just hot just to, you know, do it better. But like I don't care about those clothes that I destroy. And if you really care about the integrity,

of your graphics, don't fucking dry them. You got, you gotta, if you care about them. Like, I have, like, a 2018 Rockwood's Modern Life hoodie that I actually really care about, so I've never dried it, and it looks perfect. But most, yeah, most of my shit, I don't give a shit about it because, you know,

just growing up in, like the punk scene, metal, everything looked like shit. So I'll just put it, and my stuff's like, all, like this, like, it's all faded. Because I don't give, I don't care about it. I don't care about it. I watch pretty often, and it's not faded. A lot of, it depends on, like, the things about,

like, I guess, I guess most of my graphics I do watch on white. This shirt I got a long time ago. This is a Gears War shirt. Yeah. And this is kind of sort of peeling. You can kind of feel it. But it's not too.

I don't know. It's better, especially if your shirt's 100% cotton, it's going to fade no matter what. Yeah. It's just graphics on cotton is, yeah, it's outdated. Pure cotton is outdated. Yeah. So they stopped grabbing us.

After the little tape. B.S. After the little T. The little T. B.S. Donnie and Vladimir should just hit the big red buttons. We are not long for this world. Yeah. We'll see. Mee. Be Fishing. A mean lesbian. The J.K. and J.K. Rallyling stands for gigantic cunt. That's pretty good. I like that. I like how dumb that is.

John Strickland, Merks, 1889. There's a sumo wrestler whose name is Wata. What the, Wata-Katataka. What the fuckataka. What the fuck am I seeing. Watakataka Wakataka Wakataka Wakataka

okay Jesus Christ that's hard to read I'm also dyslexing that's like triggering me hard aka Fazi Bear presents Sumo that's oh fuck you

What a piece of shit fucking Oh man The first church of Keith David presents Sidney's weenie The Eviscerator of Colons She is

Just getting it left and right, man. That grows. Yeah. Yeah. Left and right. I think it's... I don't really want to make of it really, because I'm just like, I don't care enough. Do you remember...

So, when you watch... So you watch Firefly. I want to see if maybe I'm... If I was... I hope I wasn't gaslighting anybody. Because there's this black dude. He's actually... He's a bounty hunter in the show.

I remember scenes like that. If you remember that, like, the thing is... You see the image. Yeah, let me pull... Let me pull up this guy. Because the thing is, I don't want to... I think it was if this is the same guy. Because I remember, I thought there was a guy that was a...

I don't remember that guy. And he, I wonder, see, this is the thing now. I'm like, oh, I, he's definitely from Firefly. And I don't know if it was just like in the later season or for it, hopefully it wasn't just specifically. It might be an episode. It says Firefly and not like, oh, maybe he was also in Serenity as well. Do you see that movie? A long time ago.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know I feel about... Oh, Serenity the movie? Yeah. Yeah, it's good. I liked it.

I don't know how I feel about movies that are sequels to shows. Yeah. Generally, I kind of like, I don't know. I'd rather not have it, but I guess it was kind of like, well,

this is all they got, I guess. Yeah. It makes me sad because that show had so much, so many more leg. Like, it had way more to give. Yeah,

it's a great show. And it was like, but that's why it's great probably because it stops, you know? But yeah, I love, yeah, wash.

Wash is the best. Yeah. I got to watch that show again. I really liked it. I got really into it. I got the whole fucking, I got like a specific set with it. It came in like a stylized. It was like a special edition journal looking thing.

That's pretty cool. I don't know where that is now, though. I got nudes of Josh Whedon that came with my Firefly box set. Harder than you could think. He actually has hair on his shaft. It looks like this. Well. But imagine much bigger.

Okay. Pre-Raz, Spider-Man 3 Blacksuit theme. So not like that. I like that. Scott Pilgrim versus the IDF. Pre-Raz Blake 896. I got Lockjaw doing graveyard chips at the Dick Sucking Factory

and all I got was Lockedaw as previously mentioned. Honking on a clown. Honking a clown on his peepee and docking his nose. Candice Owens, more like, Candice bitch, just go away. Dude, she's in so much bullshit right now. It's so funny. Why am I subscribed to y'all if y'all ain't

if y'all ain't fucking. That's a good point. There is no Epstein list in Basingse, Das Goopi. The last stretch here. It's slabber in time. Kingston's dad picking up a gay little beetle off the ground. Kingston, look, a delicious morsel as he feeds it to him.

Young Colin running full speed into a brick wall. Why are you doing this to Colin? This guy hesitant for Colin, but like young Colin specifically. Yeah, yeah. They probably went to school together and Colin did something. The fucking screenshot is... Is that Walter? It's shot Walter White.

But it's Collins face. Why? Vaudeville shotgun. Walberg taping eyes sideways. Nicky Ziggy. Total clanker death. Kill clankers. Behead clanker.

Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave. Whose New York Nick? Ethereum needs help lowering his weapon in Halo 3, penis, nay from, Melfus 1, and rounding out our list, as is always, and as is customary, forever and always.

King of haphazard. Thank you all for stopping by we'll see you fucking net we'll record tomorrow but we'll see you next Negroes in the storms

Do you remember this bit Like riders in the storm I see what you're saying By the whores By the by the dicks I don't know What is that? Do you remember this bit?

No Weeners of the whores Niggers in the storm What is this? What am I seeing? A good bit That got looked over many episodes

episodes you go, oh, this is about our show. Yeah. When Chris imagined being a creature alive during the great dying and not knowing there was even a son. And having sooted shit in your lungs. I do remember this. Yeah, I don't remember. Yeah, because it's just like, man, what a fucking, it's a terrible, like, who cares even that I'm alive? Yeah, yeah.

Isn't that the fucking incident? What is this drawing? It's drawing against you. It's the creature. What? Am I, like, a cephalopod or something? No, that's from, that's because I posted a picture of us during the, um, from the wedding. Is that me?

Oh, is that you doing that face? Yeah. Do I do that face in the... Yeah, the picture. I didn't even notice that, yeah. You're all of the wedding picture. Try to come. Try to die.

Where is it? So my dick. Oh, my God, that's exactly the face. I didn't even know my face could be, could get shaped like that. Somebody said you look like a smiling friend's character. That does look like a... That is crazy. My hair was so clean that day.

God damn. Yeah, never again. That is a crazy fucking image of me. I want to get my hair fucking detangled, too. I look fire in this image Nigel all you got to do is shampoo Nah I'm gonna get a detangled Nika shampoo

Trust me every time I do my hair Every time I wash my hair I pick my hair out And it takes an hour That's really good Gotta do it This is really great Yeah Negral thank you Kafka

I can't say the rest of that Kafka thank you Yeah Jimmy Kafka All right we're gonna get the fuck out of here now Bye bye everybody I'm really hungry Hell yeah I'm fucked I'm traving

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