The Snark Tank - #348: The Little Engineer That Couldn't

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

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So I'm trying to remember to do it. So if Stevie Wonder was a pirate, would he be called Stevie Plunder? That sucks. What are you eating? I think that's a pretty good one, actually. See, plunder's pretty good. It's good for like the Muppets.

How good would it be as a pirate, though? Who? Stevie Wonder. Like, is he just for morale? Get the booty. Get the booty. Is he just there for morale to like hype him up with music? Like it's just he's blind.

Can he do anything else? Since he's blind, he can feel the wind and he knows where the wind is. So Stevie Wonder, he plays the piano, yeah? Yes. Yeah. Ray Charles also plays the piano. Yes. Sure.

It's kind of wild, right? That that happened twice. That too blind people can play the piano. No. No, it's not wild at all. I feel like that's a wild thing to be true at the same time, you know? You ever seen full? Metal Alchemist Brotherhood?

No. Brotherhood? The other one doesn't have it. Only the brotherhood has it. There's no alchemy. The other one. The Law of Equivalent Exchange. Oh, you haven't seen it.

I literally, I'm not, I wasn't a joke. I don't know anything about that show. I know a child becomes a tin man and that's it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got most of it. It's probably iron, but you know, same principle. Well, I mean, it's the same man. The fuck was that about.

Hey. You fucking medler. Man is made of 10. You got Derek the metallurgis over here. I miss 10 foil, guys. I use tin foil sometimes. I have it still. What do you mean?

You don't have 10 foil? Oh, well, I have aluminum foil, I guess. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you're right. Your guys don't know what 10 is. We actually proved this point right about I guess so. Yeah, I was also being retarded because I've never used

10. It was already out, like, ten foil was already gone by the time, you know, I was a kid and able, aluminum took over. We called it tin foil, though, in my house. We did. Because the way they grew up, it was tin.

Yeah. So they still like, oh, ten foil. Like, who the fuck's going to... Probably. I think it's toxic. I think aluminum. I think aluminum. You ever hear them say it like that?

Aluminium. Aluminium. And I'm like, whoa, that probably is how you should say it, but I still say aluminum. It is literally spelled that way, but it sounds... It's so much effort. It's so much, like, yeah, it's like... I think it sounds nicer, honestly. It definitely does.

That's why I'm like, I'm a sloppy American. it's aluminum. Yeah, it's aluminum. Aluminium is something that like, like a white general visits an alien planet to displace a tribe over. You know? It sounds like a sci-fi thing.

It doesn't sound real. It does. Aluminum sounds dumb. Which is like perfect for what it is. Aluminum. You know, yeah, they call it tinfoil hat. They don't call an aluminum hat. It should be aluminum hat because it is dumb and it's for dumb people.

It'll be an aluminum hat. Aluminum. You couldn't find a more displeasing sentence to say. That sounds bad. That sounds fancy. Like it's like a good scientific hat. It's not like for crazy assholes, you know? Yeah, it's like what's that, uh, the black

science man? Neil deGrasse and I forgot his name for a second. Black science. I thought he was Yakub. Yeah. Well, I guess He's a science man. He made whites. It'd be a few people. Yeah. I mean, it could really only be Bill deGrasse in the context that we're talking about. But yes.

That's like the hat that he would wear on Joe Rogan. Like an aluminum hat. Yes, he would. You know? This is an aluminum. What is that? I bet if you said aluminum, Joe Rogan legitimately wouldn't know what the fuck you're talking about. He would cry. Don't you mean an aluminum? Is that a new? No, I don't even think you'd be able to make the connection. I think he would think it's a new element and then he would freak out. And he would

spinning back kick your fucking desk and flat in your chest. He'd be like, why Joe? Why'd you do that? I always picture him the way that those flash gets guys drew him where he's in like underwear and a fanny pack. Like he has like a shirt on or whatever, but then he like stood up and he was fighting the chimpanzee. Did you see that short? It's probably a long-ass time ago. That sounds like a long ago.

It was a while ago. I would say, well, maybe like six, seven years. Seven years is a fucking long time. It is. When you're getting older, it starts seeming less like a long time which is shitty. You know what I mean? I guess. That still feels like a long time to me, though.

Yeah, seven years ago is. It kind of is, but then it's like, oh, the pandemic felt like it was just a little while ago. It was five years ago. That is true. I have experienced that. That's gross. Yeah.

I hate it. It is disgusting. I was like, and then somehow it ruined so many people's brains that they swear it happened during Biden being president, at least the shutdown. Oh, that's crazy. Like the parts of the lockdowns and all the horrible parts. It was like, Biden did this. And I'm like, wow.

Yeah, people just don't remember anything. They don't. What's crazy about that too is like, I don't, I didn't like that because it didn't have like a definitive end. Sure. It just kind of started. And then, you know, it's like those songs from the 70s that don't, that kind of like fade. because they couldn't figure out how to end it.

Like, how the fuck do we... Exactly. I feel like, is that what a Freebird did? Does it fade or did it actually end? I think Freebird fades. It fades. Does it? I think it fades.

Every song in the 70s for some reason. The chain fades, which is the most frustrating thing about that song to me. That's why it's not a perfect song. Yeah. Is that it fades out. I'm like, brother, you could have... Come on. I really don't know what was going on back then where they just didn't feel like...

They just didn't feel like ending songs. How do you... I guess some... I guess some... Sometimes how do you end it? I don't know. That's your job. You're the musician.

Figure out a way to end it. I can't. Well, but I feel like I've, that's a bad example. I do music. But like you're at your lay person. A lay person,

they don't know how to end a song. They don't know how to start a song. But I think. That's why they're coming to see you. I don't, I don't know what to. I feel like. You know how to start this point.

Yeah. So much music doesn't exactly end. Is that like a bad thing? I feel like 80% of, 80 plus percent of music ends. I don't. I really don't think so. I feel like that's crazy.

It might even be higher than that, actually. Really? I think it's, yeah, I think I'm low-balling. Give me, give me an end to a song. What the fuck do you mean?

Well, I'm thinking, like, most songs, like, I guess because they just, like, you're toward us saying, like,

the fact that they kind of, like, say the same thing over and over again, you just can't hear it anymore, right? That's what you mean, like, fading away,

right? Well, it's, it's just a part of the song, whether it be even a new riff at the end that just, what should we do? How do we cap this? I don't know. Just keep playing it over and over until it fades out. It's done.

What I'm talking about is like the specific fade out. Like it just says the same thing over and over again and it fades slowly. It's almost as if they're on like a fucking train and they're driving away from you. So they're like, check it together and then the song cuts right there. No, I'm just find a way to, I don't know.

That always bothers me about some songs from back then where it's just like, oh, I'm feeling this. And then it just kind of uncertain. And by the way, it always fades. or it begins to fade too early. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta.

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I've definitely had a problem with that. There's a song called World So Cold by Mudvane. And the ending riff is fucking awesome. The bass is like going off. The tombs are going off. And it fades way too soon. And so I have to turn the volume all the way up because I want to fucking hear it. And the weird thing about it, the song kind of technically ends.

So there's no reason for it to fade either. too. It's a very weird thing. And the biggest thing is, I think fade is, it was usually for the outro track, the last track in an album. A lot of times people would fade out because like, it's the ending. Maybe. Yeah. It would happen a lot. Like, I can give a lot of examples of that. And it was always weird to me when songs would fade anywhere else. And I think it was because they couldn't figure out on the fucking song. Yeah. Like, I just, dude, like, I've, I've, um, I faded out, um, a cover I did because it was XXXTentatian, uh,

subantinia hood or whatever. And that song is just for like a minute straight, it's just the beat. Yeah. And so I do the beat. I'm doing the riff and I'm like, all right, I guess I just gotta fade this out because what the fuck else do I do?

That's what I'm saying? It's like the only time it has ever crossed my mind to fade something out is for the for the explicit purpose of, I don't know what the fuck to do with this. And so now I see that in every song that I like that ends that way. I was just like, I know you didn't know what to do. And so this was your way out. Sometimes it's pretty obvious, yeah.

The one exception is if it, like, if it leads into something else. Sure. Like the songs that kind of like the ending is like the beginning. Like Green Day has a couple of those. I think Longview is like the second half of like some song that like trails into it. I appreciate that. But a straight up fade, repeat, repeat, repeat, chorus, chorus, chorus, chorus, fade.

Die. Die. I think it's an executable offense. It could be. Yeah, why not, honestly? Yeah, I mean, we could call. whole lot of people. So finding anything. Yeah, find any excuse to kill people, basically.

That's crazy. How do you feel? Not like killing people, but, you know. Not right now. You do. No, no. In 30 minutes or so, you probably will. There's many people, I'm sure you would like to be gone.

Yeah, but I don't think I should kill them. I don't think I should make that choice. Well, I guess it wouldn't be you. It would be the greater collective. The other collective makes that choice. I would like, cool, I'm not involved in this stuff. And I'd take a step back. I'm like, hey, I don't really.

Well, you are. You didn't take a stand. that's not exactly the same thing I mean it's close enough to be the same thing if you don't take a stand and become a martyr or whatever it doesn't count that's interesting

did you guys see that you guys see that so Galane Maxwell came out today or last night or whatever did you see that and said what I saw she's got a thing so it turns out and few guys

I was worried for a second you know but thankfully it all got taken care of Galane has come out and said to the Department of Justice that she didn't observe any behavior from Donald Trump that was concerning. So that puts that to rest, I guess, you know? Case closed.

Case closed. I was so worried. Yeah. You know, at first I was like, oh, man, what's going to happen? But she's, you know, a trustworthy person. Perjury's notwithstanding. You know, it's fine. Yeah, she's great.

You know, she was doing well. She was wished well. She was taken care of, you know, minimum security, you know, having a great fucking time. Yeah, that's good. And she made her, her intention is clear that she wanted a full pardon. So, you know, there's no reason that she would lie to get the pardon that she desires from the president that could otherwise be implicated in horrible crimes. Right, right. I think it's nice.

Yeah. It's a, what a perfect ending to a horrific story. It's like, finally, you know, like the light at the end of the tunnel. It's so funny hearing this shit, though. It's like, oh, what is even this like? I haven't, I can't even think of an analogous thing to this. It's so insane. It feels like, we're in territory.

It feels like a comedy. It does feel. It feels like, oh. It doesn't feel real at all. It feels absurd. It was like a scary movie skit where it's like, I didn't do it. It's like, I was a kid on his lap. It's like if the grave mind came out and was like,

The flood, I didn't see anything crazy about the flood, honestly. I didn't think, what you call it? The prophets? Not the prophets. What's dudes named the people that, the forerunners? Like, I don't see any problem with the fucking flood. And it's like, you didn't?

You know, when you guys reset the universe, you guys didn't see a problem with them? It was like, we just kept them around because they looked interesting. I mean, it is. Like the fucking reapers. Exactly. Many examples of that, like, oh, the fucking reaper is the mass effect. the fucking sovereign comes and he's like,

we're gonna fuck your ass and all this shit and then Shepard tells the council they're like, you're gay. Yeah. And then they're like, that's a canonical.

Like, listen, I'm the shit. Look, I may be gay, but I'm right right now. I beat the piss out of Sarah and I proved you wrong. Sarah's a cunt.

And you still don't like, you're still not gonna listen. No. But the thing is back in the day, I was like, that's so dumb. Like, I don't think they would

that stupid. And then now, fast forward to many years later, I'm like, well, I guess it is a perfect. It's a perfect. Instead of you, you were like, hey, this nigga's tripping. I have a bunch of evidence. This guy's tripping. I touched the box and I saw the future. And they were like, shut up. In fairness, he's done gay. Humans are stupid. And they're like, yeah. Yeah, that was it.

That does sound insane when you say it that way. I touched a box and saw the future. Isn't exactly the most confidence building that you could say. That's true. But then you proceed to be right. over and over and over. Yes. No, you're good. And then, and that's why I don't,

you know, after the first time, I never save them. You know, you let the, you have the choice, right? Oh, to save the council? You can save the council?

I did, I did the first time. I did the first time too. I thought there was going to be, like, you know, major benefits and they were going to be cool with me. No, they were just,

and then the next game, the next game, the next game they were still shitty. And I'm like, oh, I can't believe my safety piece of shit. At least that big ass ship, it,

it, it, it contributes largely, it doesn't matter. It doesn't actually matter, but it contributes to, and you get to see it in the final cutscene in the third game and stuff. Yeah. Whatever that dumbass ship's called.

I don't remember. I don't care. That doesn't matter, yeah. Yeah, but it is, I was just like, okay, it felt fake of how dismissive they were, but I guess it was just a perfect reflection of, yeah, yeah, what's going on. It's, it doesn't matter how much evidence you have and how obvious it is.

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It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building style? of building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

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But by a country mile. Like, there's nothing more powerful than capturing someone's mind. in a dogmatic way. I think it's what's crazy is I think it's like, even like the culties are like, they're gone. They're already cooked. They're in the washing machine.

Yeah, they're sauteing. The moderates are now like, what the fuck did we do? That's what's going on. Why the moderators are like, yo, what? We were wrong. It is funny.

It is. And it's like, I don't know if I believe those people. I don't know if I believe it either necessarily. I think it's not so much. I think some of them. I think it's like 50-50. I think there's some that are

they're extremely stupid, but they weren't dogmatic, I guess. So, you know, they just didn't get sucked into the cold, I guess. But their level of, uh, of, uh, of, you know, just of, of intelligence is just as low. Because to think, I just have a problem with thinking, oh, I was duped. And I'm like, you, you could not have been duped if you even, it's surface level pay attention. I think people were just upset about bullshit. And it's like, I understand it being upset, but this, this, this. dudes like lying.

This guy's like lying. And people were like, oh, well, we're upset. I'm not making as much money. And it's like, do you understand the circumstances of the planet right now? Like, do you not know what just happened? It's like, I care about it. It's not a selfishness that led. It's just, it's selfish.

It's like people being selfish led to the point we are right now. And it's like, you. They're dumb and upset, but they're, they're too lazy to just find out what that fuck's going on. People say, you know, they call it low information voters. But to me, it's no information. It's not even low. it's none. Because a lot of times when

you'll see the polls, they'll say the biggest problem everybody points to do overwhelmingly is the economy. And then I'm like, okay, well, break down what is your issue? They don't have, they'll just like, now it's like, oh, anxiety, I need to not seem stupid. So they'll just say, grocery prices. They'll just pick something. Yeah, yeah. They'll pick something, but they don't understand why things are fucked.

They don't care. It doesn't matter. Isn't it cool, though, because like the numbers are bad, he fired the person who keeps the stats. Yeah, and he was very delighted by that same report when it was up. Yeah, yeah, of course. So the idea, like, and again, dude, he even got Mr. fucking the shark tank guy upset with that. Isn't that crazy?

Like the fucking bald, like, demon? Yeah. Yeah, even he was like, well, you don't fire the statistician. What are you doing? Well, it's like, yes, you do if you're a fucking dictator. Well, yeah. So, like, the fact. But see, that's so funny because for him, it's just like, no, we need accurate data

so we can, like, game the system. Right. What are you doing? Exactly. But it's, I don't know, man. That is my hope that he was, he's going to fuck things up enough to where the people that are 100% gaming in the system are going to be, we had to get the guy out of here. Yeah, yeah. Because I feel like that was a big thing with the tariff shit where they're like, and that's why he kept kicking the count the can down the road.

He's completely schizophrenic. It's insane. The thing too about like, we're going to, if we're going to deny aid to cities that like do protests to Israel. Yeah. And then they were like, oh, never mind, just kidding. And I was like dancing on the roof of the White House or some shit. I don't know. This happened like last night or yesterday or this morning or something.

It's great. Like he's literally on top of the way. He's just roaming. Yes. Like a fucking century. Yeah. I mean, we got to remember that he is in his 80s.

Yeah, he's, he's old. He's little fuck-up. I saw Actman post in a picture of him with like, beat himself, I guess. It's not Actman, to be clear.

Trump. It's a picture of Trump's, it's like a close of Trump's pants and there's like a clear wet spot on it. I wouldn't doubt it. Yeah. His pathor probably fell out. He's old and he does not take care of himself. Yeah.

There was a thing where they showed it was like, I was supposed to be a physical offense. It's probably fake. Yeah, who knows? I remember that. It was like, brother, this is such a lie. It's all lies. Like it was like,

oh, is that he benched like 2000 or something? No, no, no. It was like his weight. His BMI was like 4%. And I was like, brother, no. I don't even think my BMI is 4%.

No, of course not. Dude, to sustain a 4% is like, You're not living a healthy life. Without steroids, without performance-enhancing drugs, you're not going to sustain 4%. You're going to die. Sustaining 10% by itself is very difficult to do. Like, and these are people that have like...

How do you measure BMI? They're stupid. It's a lot. It's a lot of shit to do a measure. It doesn't work very well because of it's very stupid. Like, you ever see that hook thing that they pinch you? Oh, the vaudeville hook? It's just a silly.

How fast they can pull you out of a room? BMI is a terrible way to, you know, it's completely outdated. But you just, you can just do the eye test and see that he's in terrible shape, right? Yes, clearly. And they just downplayed it. And they also downplayed his weight too. And I saw people trying to defend him with that too. And I'm like, why are you at everything?

It's like the handful of people that tried to defend Elon when he was clearly faking gaming and all that shit. There was a hand, not most, overwhelmingly people are like, that's stupid. But there was a handful of people still trying to make excuses. I'm like, bro, you add to some. point you have to concede. At some point you have to concede. Do you see that he gave him $15 million after he called him a pedophile? I just, I don't, I, it's, it's, it's, it is so, like, you're cooked. Like, you're cooked. If you don't, if you don't think this is objectively, like, ridiculous, you're cooked. Yes. Like, I don't know what to tell you. Like, goodbye. I was, have fun sailing in your fucking ethereal play space. Because you're not here. You're clearly not here. You're not. They're not. That's what I said, not low information. This is none. Yeah. You don't, you can't have even a lick of it if you still believe in the sky.

I had a realization like in the past week where I'm just like, I am not, I'm simply not smart enough for this many people to be stupider than me. You know? Like I don't, I am not. I, there's so much I don't know. Right. I think we were just born at school. There's so many things that I feel like I should know that I don't know. Right.

And I'm aware of it. I think we were just born in the era where we were, we're, we're. we're capable of avoiding a lot of the bullshit. What do you mean? We weren't old enough to be completely lied to by the internet and falling for every bit of it, but we weren't young enough to be like

the internet be our only basis of like understanding the world. Maybe. So I think we're just in it because I really, because I think there's a lot of people that are older than us that are smarter than we are.

But the problem is that they're also way more susceptible to dumb shit than we are. But that's everything. There's probably a bunch of people our age that are smarter than us and younger than this is. I think that's true.

I think it's almost like a nothing's day. I think we're just in a particular place where it's not exactly. exactly as easy to fool. I think that's just simply what it is. You mean it's just like an internet, um, I don't know. Sort of a blind spot where we were like, where we exist where it's like, I don't.

I don't. This one. I guess is what you can call it. These ones know how to study things on the internet, but they also can look at an ad and tell it's an ad still. I think we're at that exact spot. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Because even when I was a kid, I had no reason to defy or question the stuff that was being forced fed to me. So I don't know what to attribute that to because, you know, like say, my family are, oh, the Holy Ghost is a real thing. Right. And I'm at church being like, this is silly. You know, like not, but still the thing that I still wrestle with as an adult is I want to, like there was that whole atheism movement when it was like taken on.

It was like a secular movement, what I should really say. I don't like that. It just became a movement that died out because I think that's the most important thing. that we're not focusing on because being secular and being able to realize fact and fiction is so, I feel like it's so crucial

to be able to understand why this stuff is so fantastical and fucking wacky. Because when you can accept ghost and zombies and shit, why is that, so that's not, the stuff that's going on right now

with Trump is not difficult to swallow. It's so easy to just, like this is great. I think, I don't know, I think I just, I've disregarded people that are religious so, so much. So it's like, they don't even, like.

But you should not. That's the, I feel like. No, no, no. I feel like you don't count. Like you don't. What do you count? Absolutely. Like, I know what you mean.

Like, I know what you mean. I feel like it's the biggest like almost, it's in, it's so genius to me. Like if I were in evil fuck, Elon must once said it one time because he, Elon Musk thinks everyone's so retarded that he's like, oh, I'm going to tell you the plan. He's like, hey, this is what I want. I want white people to have more kids. And the way you get white people to have more kids is you make them more religious and the way you make them more religious is you make them stupider so you take away their

education. Did he say that? Yeah. And he was actually by his kid doing an interview. It's crazy. Yeah. Like he's just openly telling the plan, you can show this video to those stupid people and they'll say, nowadays they'll say say it's AI or something. It's so crazy because like you could also just like make a child or you could make having a kid not obscenely expensive. Sure. Like that could also help. It would be the, if you're not an evil freak, you could help humanity and have them be less stressed. And then like, say, the smarter you are, the more you're reluctant to have kids in a horrible economy, right? And in horrible environments. So if there is no horrible environment, even people who are smart have no reason not to.

So if everybody is just raised and everybody is like doing well, then there's no bullshit. You don't have to trick people in having kids. Right, right, right. And to thinking, I'll have more kids and then maybe those kids will be famous and they can, Take care of me. None of that shit needs to be anything. He could do that. But instead, he'd rather default to being the richest person in the world. Yeah, he's too busy putting like babies and potato peelers or whatever it is

like billionaires. Whatever they do. Whatever is the billionaires do. Whatever weird shit, because they clearly do some weird shit that is behind closed doors. They're clearly like injecting. Like I heard some crazy shit about like Tim Pool apparently injects himself with shit before every show or some nonsense. Oh man. I wonder what it is. It's probably adrenachrome or some shit. So he's in on it. I wouldn't be surprised. Hmm. You see him taking it? You saw him. take his beanie off, right?

I didn't see him finally. He's got to do something. He's very bald. Listen. He's way balder than I even thought. I saw it before because he once had a like a, it was like an R slash something. Oh, and somebody ripped it off his head. No, that was a different.

So someone ripped his beanie off and he saw his bald, but there's a, he said, he, he had his be knee ripped off and then he was like, you docks me. He didn't literally say that, but he essentially said that. He said, like, I, listen, I, I, uh, If I have this hat on it, people recognize me. If I don't, people don't. You've compromised my disguise. Right.

Like it's Clark Kent with the glasses or some shit. He did say something like that. And to be fair, like, without his being, I don't know if I would recognize him. Not immediately, no. Because he looks... He's a very standard-looking person. Yeah, he looks like the kind of guy you'd see, like, maybe... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

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See website for full terms and conditions. Drawn at a police station? To me it just looks like, oh, like some of the people that I saw were riding the train that they're like, I hate everything about my everything. You know, like, there's a couple people riding the train and I was like, damn, you know, life is. And I think I get it because I looked at the monthly passes. Yeah. Dude, $250. What?

What? For the L.A. Metro? So if you want to, if you want to take that, isn't that hilarious? If you want to, if you want to have a monthly pass so you can have unlimited riding. So basically it's a 200 plus a month? So if, yeah. So say, no. So New York is really sensitive now. So if you want to ride unlimited.

Not that. The MTA one, the, the Metro North one is crazy. It might have changed because I remember it used to be significantly cheaper because I would, oh, I'm going to catch. I'm going to get an all day pass to, uh, to, and I'm going to go down to San Diego, go to ocean side or whatever. That was very inexpensive, like an all-day pass with like $8 or something. And then now it's now it's 15, which is, so basically me, for how many times I would come up here, I would basically, and it's kind of, it might be worth it. I'm going to feel it out, but it would be $120 a month.

It's cheaper for me to just keep getting all-day passes than getting a month, a free, a monthly pass. Like, oh, unlimited rides, it's $250. Do you think it would be cheaper to invest in a horse? absolutely not why do you know because I got to feed the fucking thing you gotta feed it well

what kind of horse is it sir it's a horse is it a robot horse I've never seen it that's even more expensive is a robot horse I guess it could be I have never once seen

what if I build it with a combustible engine well then if you build it then what the fuck well that's just a car also that's so much work but that's still expensive what if I have like

you know the legs I pile it myself. That's such a good exercise But like you'll die Because it's probably slower to a place.

It's way worse In every conceivable way You would just You'd have stronger arms That's it Oh God You're using it one time You'd pass out

From how much pain you're in After you get to the place You'd be like I'm not going to use anymore I almost happen to moving Because I was I paid for one mover Instead of like getting two

And having them do it Yeah Tag team I don't have that much stuff So I was like Between me and Jojo it would be all right But it was hotter than piss And I was like

Oh I didn't really anticipate How much the heat was gonna affect me? August July is kind of Yeah Peak It's well not Maybe not here But like

Because I remember when we moved And it was like The hills were on fire And it was 115 But that was weird Yeah we're getting We're lucky right now We haven't hit over 100 degrees yet

This year So so far I was lucky I was lucky that We haven't hit at all this year No I thought for sure maybe at least once. No, we haven't.

That's crazy. It is crazy. Is it on its way? I assure you, I'd say by the mid-August, we're going to get slammed hard. Well, that's horrible. It is. And I'm not looking forward to it since my living room is the sun's setting on my living room. And I think I talked about this already, not having the central air.

It's just the unit. And so it's going to be. Yeah, I've already ordered a few. And I'm going to, I'm going to prepare. I got to invest in, um, I got to talk to the friends I've neglected who have pools. Ooh, yeah. Do we got a good pool that's used frequently.

It kind of makes me mad that I'm always seen. The kids are probably out of school, so they're using it frequently. It'll clear up. Yeah, it's going to be nice. It'll clear up the second the weather gets too shitty to not use it. Yeah. Dude, I think that's the only thing that kept me alive when I was moving. I jumped in the pool mid like the mover guy left.

And then I was like, all right, cool. I got to finish doing some stuff. but I, well, I actually had to go, my car's too fucking small. And I thought I was going to be able to fit everything and take Jojo back. So just one fell swoop. No way. Well, because like, we had the truck. And then I was like, okay, we packed the truck.

Now there's just a little straggly things. And I'm just going to get Jojo and the rest of the stuff. No. So I had to make another trip. So leave her there. She's going to do her things. She had to work to. And then, so before I went to pick her up, I jumped in the pool.

And I think it legitimately saved my life. why I mean that is when I was driving back, I stopped at 7-11. I had the worst cramp in my fuck. I was so dehydrated. I had the worst cramp in my leg that it was probably the, I probably looked like a fucking idiot because I jumped out of my car and I was like, I was like on my car and people are like. Silently wailing.

Yeah, just like, and then people just looking and not like asking if I'm okay. He could probably think I'm just some crazy homeless person. I mean. Yeah. I mean, I get it. Yeah. I get it. But yeah, that was a.

I've slept through cramp. I felt some I'm like and you just power through it yeah go back to bed that was and I and it hurts and I'm like I'm not like I'm next to leave I'm like if I fucking do a fucking flail I'll knock her out the bed whatever I just deal with it and I just let the pain lull me back to sleep that's crazy no I've never I'm usually pretty hydrated that I guess I exhausted every extra bit of liquid I feel like I'm overly hydrated my forearms like I remember I was picking up some stuff and then it was I was just my hand was just getting stuck like this and I was like oh this isn't good and I just pounded those

electrolyte drinks to summer 11 yeah they work they were I pound the fuck yeah the move that's what we did when we were moving too we was like because the pool was like right outside our apartment we're just like we're I I jumped in there I think like five times yeah that move nice but uh it's they're lifesavers sometimes man the move we did when we went to the avalon was crazy we definitely it was like four people's apartment in like one day yeah from one day and we did it all that was a By the end of the night, we were all, like, genuinely dying. It was a bad. Like, I haven't felt that tired ever in my life.

Yeah. That's crazy because you barely did anything. That's a fucking, I brought everything heavy up the stairs with me. It was me freaking Joe on whiskey doing it. Yeah, sure. You were just talking. That was great. My body was spasming.

There was more when I locked up and I was like, oh, I guess I'll be able to stand easier. That's great. There's a benefit to this. That's insane. Yeah, no, I'm paying for two motherfuckers next time. Just, I don't care. I don't, I don't, I... How much is a mover even?

It's more than I would be willing to pay normally. But this, it's, I, I couldn't imagine. I didn't want to, I hate bothering people. I agree, but it's their job, though. So you're helping them. Oh, no, not that. No, sorry, sorry. So what I meant is, I don't, I don't like doing that.

I really don't like doing that. The only, if somebody, if somebody, if somebody, if somebody, if somebody, if somebody, if somebody, somebody offers. I helped you move, kind of. You did. But see, like, the thing is you, you offered. I will not ask. That is true, yeah.

So I will not ask if somebody offers, and I mean, genuinely, not like a gesture. Because even if you were like, if I don't want to fucking help you move, please don't. I don't want it to be, I don't want anybody to be like literally inconvenienced. Like, fuck, I can't believe this. So it's one of those things. If someone offers, I will accept it. Nobody offered. And I'm actually, I prefer, prefer that.

even like say airport some people are like oh big go from the airport I'm like only if you I'm not gonna ask I'm the same I'm the same way I offer because you were so close and it was right well what's the exactly what's the big deal I have I have no problem with somebody move it's it's really not that big of a deal yeah do you think you like it I don't care because I kind of like it I like I like I like it I like in the same way that I like putting furniture together like I feel like I'm doing something that I feel like like genetically I'm supposed to do I like knowing I'm helping genetically yeah like I're just like lifting heavy things He's like putting things together It's like a part of like the male brain or something

That like I'm fulfilling a purpose I don't think of it that way literally But like it feels good to me I like the idea of knowing that I'm helping someone Potentially not get injured or do things quicker So I'm like I'll just I'll just help that person out Yeah I helped I helped one of my

I hope And you can tell if someone's never Never moved because of how they pack That's a big thing knowing how someone packs Oh so they put like all the books in one fucking like You did that with your comic books. That was just comics.

I had to put them all in one things there were comics. I felt bad about that because I had to work that day, literally. If I didn't have to work that day, so I gave everybody else my comic book box. I literally couldn't not work. I was like,

oh, can I get the day off? I got to go to Starbucks to make minimum wage when I could have been making way more. No, I get it. It was dumb. It was dumb. I understand that.

I was helping my friend and she was like. I should have set that box on fucking fire. How mad would you have been if like, you, You opened that box and there was like a, how do you're like, I don't know, like a dead bat who had diarrhea it all over your comic books. I would have just left.

Oh my dead bad. I would just want on a venture. It's like, ah, well, see you guys in a bit. There's guano all over your amazing fantasy number one or whatever. If I had that and there was one over it.

There's gone all over it. I mean, also, why is it not secure? Yeah, it's also loose. Some of the sleeve or anything? No,

no, absolutely not. But we were helping her move, right? We could tell that she didn't know how to pack things. First and foremost, when you pack it was to lift it. It was supposed to be hacked enough for you can lift it. That's how you like pack it or stuff. Yeah, like, oh, can I lift this easily?

Well, most people, most people don't. I feel like all people don't know that. I know what you mean. I feel like a lot. Like, I feel like we know that because we've moved a bunch. People don't have moved the bunch. They'll probably be like, yeah, I'm just going to put everything in this box. It can fit in this box and be like, no, you can't lift it now.

I've seen people put shit. I've seen people move only in bags. And then the bags rip because they're putting like, like tables and shit in bags. Yeah, fucking picture frames. Like little, like night tables or something and they put them in like a big garbage bag.

I'm like, brother, that's got like it's got corners, dude. And it's got weight. It doesn't concern you. That's concerning when people do stuff like that. I'm like, dude, come on. Yeah, because it's like you'd think. Some people just don't know how to move. It's to me.

It's not even about. It's not even moving. It should be intuitive to me. That's what's concerning to me. I'm like, you're, especially when someone I know what I know someone's not stupid. I'm like, I know you're not a stupid person Yeah. What happened here? It's like, to be, they may not be bright.

To be it's like, I don't even know. It's like, oh, I can't reach this shelf. Let me stack a bunch of Capriese on pouches. You know, like where it's just like, I want to. Like everything. Crazy. Everything about it. Tide a wave through the house of Caprice.

That's so crazy. It's so crazy. I almost want to try it. It's something. How many? could I until it'll support my weight Yeah, yeah

How many Suprisons Till I support you The balancing act of that It's insane too That's like That's why you lodge them You start putting them Like all the way along

The side of your house So they're all loded So they don't slip And you're like All right This is 75,000 Caprice's facts Let's see if they get

Support by weight I do love those videos Of whoever Whenever it's like How many pencils Can support my weight Or whatever And it's like one

And it's always like Way less than you think Like how many balloons could keep me suspended and it's like it's a it's a somehow very understandable quantity of balloons will lift like a baby right and just like I thought that would take like a million balloons

I wonder how many balloons would take the lift like a grown man into the sky I'm sure there's I'm sure there's I'm sure it's actually like very simple to calculate yeah yeah not for me I mean I'm not gonna do it I don't know the weight of fucking helium and I don't care let me honest I think it's lighter than air probably lighter than air yeah so now I'm not to like oh Okay, what do I have to calculate? Yeah, what's minus two pounds? So it's like, what does that feel like?

That's not hard to do. These are, this is simple. No, what does that feel like? What does it minus two pounds feel like? I don't know. You're not worrying about that part. You're worrying about this how much it would take. You're not worrying about that because you're not thinking.

All you have to do is, okay, how much is. You're a thinkless person. You're not understanding. I could figure it out. I don't care. I just don't. I just don't. That's how, that's like most things.

If you're not a. I don't care. I don't truly care. I don't truly care. I don't truly care enough to figure it out. That's the biggest problem with like, even when it comes to the moving thing, I think those people don't care enough to just use common sense. Because I feel like those people that are like, I know you're smart in this.

What happened. You just, just throw it on bags. Just throw it on bags. What a shame. What a wrong way to go. I almost played day and sex speaker. I don't have time.

I'm still like finishing moving stuff. I had an urge. I'm like, they don't pop this little fast. What a rotten way to go. I want to experience what you've been experiencing. It's nice, particularly on the PlayStation, because it doesn't have that... The PC version is so old that you need, like, all sorts of bullshit to make it run. And it's also got, like, the emulator thing on it where you could just, like, do the rewind thing if you fuck up.

That really got me through it because I was like, look, I respect DeusX very much. I like it. I'm not going to live with the consequences of failure. That's crazy. In like a game for 2000. What's the point of playing an RPG then? I mean, it's more... I feel like that...

A game like that's more about the... experience today. Sometimes you just want experience a game, man. I don't save scum. I think it's always funnier. I think it's always funnier. It's also not really an RPG technically. It isn't. It's got elements of it. It's not really... Well, it is an immersive sim. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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Like, this feels like this doesn't make, like, this doesn't feel like somebody would do this on purpose. Oh. And I looked it up and it was like, yeah, and the director's cut. There's a DLC that they kind of just force you to play. They don't give you like an option to. Oh, you're doing one of the narrative DLC parts. There's like a DLC in it. And when you get to it, it resets all your attributes.

And so I'm like, oh, cool. Brother, I just got, I got so good. I got so strong. And then, like, you get your stuff back, but you only get, like, a quarter of it back and you get the rest of it at the end of the DLC. And then, like, it continues on with the game. And I'm like, I don't like, I don't like this at all. Who fuck would want to do that?

Yeah, it feels like, right now I'm literally. That is a 360 era thing. That's why. I'm speeding through this DLC. I'm not even caring. Like, I'm, like, I was, I was stelthing my entire way through the game. I'm until that point, but, like, you just took everything away from me. So now I'm just going to shoot everybody.

I'm over. And then when I get my stuff back, I'll go back to playing it properly. But still pretty good. I feel like I probably shouldn't have played the director's cut, I guess. I guess not. Yeah, but what are you going to do? Oh, well, it's too late now.

I guess I'll restart. Just burn it. Just burn my digital code. Yeah, you should. Yeah. Or the PlayStation, whatever works. No. That would be a really awkward conversation on Sacred.

Oh, by the way. Hey guys, so I sent my PlayStation 5 Pro on 5. I think that cost $700. Oh. I just thought it would be kind of neat. Interesting. Have you played Mega Man too? Oh, my God.

That's great. So what happened? Is there anything that we should touch on? I don't know how many people would care about this. Because I don't know how many people know who Mutahar from some ordinary gamers is. If people listening have heard of this gentleman. I guess there's a lot of people that are in the YouTube spear or in the know that probably do know this guy.

I just thought like there is somebody, it was probably heard that he's, he's been outed as a massive fraud. And it's funny. It's, it's, is that true though? Like what even did it happen?

It is. It's some random guy. Because this, I only found it popped in my recommendations. And it was like, I don't even remember the YouTuber's name because he had like, like a couple thousand subs. Sure. And he made some video

about, I guess it was Moudahar's issue he had with a YouTuber named Nux Taku a V-Tuber. I know that. Wasn't that like a low, low, lolly or something? It was, so they had like a podcast. It was Oompeville, which I'm sure you guys know who that is.

Kind of. I think he has a company that makes sour candy or something. I'm not exactly, I'm not lying. There's no way. I feel like that's true. If he did, that's fucking cool. I didn't know that. That's cool. I don't have my phone.

I don't have my phone. I don't have my phone. I don't know if that's true, but I just, Upaville, I know. That's the only name I really know. Okay. Yeah, they had a podcast together and I'll be honest. This may be very rude. I don't trust any V-tubers. I think they're all.

Oh, me, of course. Oh, fake people? Of course that. I don't know. What do you mean? Some guys pretending to be a fake person. Like, I imagine pretending to be a fake person. Yeah.

And not only that. What? an anime avatar at that Oh absolutely It's something like No you're you're encroaching I respect You're encroaching on the dangerous

I respect the work that goes into it In the sense of like that's pretty good for like Because I've seen people do it and it's like oh that looks like Animation or like like proper animation where they They use like it's not like body tracking It's like oh I built a system where like this character that I've drawn and created from scratch Will like React to my microphone

inputs and associate the right mouth with what I'm saying and then I have like a hot panel that I could do. I appreciate that stuff because it's interesting and cool. But like if it's just like I scanned a I don't know, a 3D model that I stole or like commissioned. Yeah. And now I'm just like masquerading as it. I kind of don't get it. I'm, I'm too old for it. It's, I mean, it's, it's weird. It's kind of creepy. I know a couple it is. It's very creepy. I know a couple of people personally that are fans of it. And one of them was in his late 20s and the other one is around my age. Actually, we went to school together.

And I was talking to my other buddy about it. We were both just like, what the fuck's up with that guy? Like, we're like, I've known this guy. It's the only thing you know about him is that he's a fan of YouTubers. He's like, what the fuck? He's that guy. He's completely normal otherwise. I've known him, to be fair, actually, he was not.

He was the same guy that, remember I told you that he found a cooked baby in the microwave in the army? Oh my God. It's the same guy. It's the same guy. So the same guy. And he was also. He worked in a more.

So he's a little... Oh, man. He's an interesting person. He's drawn to death. It's not his fault. It is that death appears to him. He's like, he needed a job. He walked out.

He's like, some guy, he walked out. He's like, I'm really at job. Some guys are like, hey, you like dead things? He's like dead things. I mean, I don't hate them, really. That's difficult to conceptualize. Yeah, he's, he's an interesting guy. Every time I'm around him, he's a very nice, cool guy.

Very, uh, quippy. And, you know, like, he, his personality, like, the way that, um, riffing, and like kind of shitting on people and stuff like that. It reminds me of you. Oh, good. Yeah, you like dead things. And in that aspect, only. I'm pretty sure you're not into V-tube or dead things.

You're sure? Well, I mean, unless he's extremely good at hiding it. Some people are fucking like, you sure, I got open up a board on these thing and it's right there. Look at this. It's every single bookmark is that. Like, some people I feel like are fantastic at hiding shit, but I feel like most people are terrible at it.

Like they're the ones that always, they're the projecting ones. You're like, I voted for Donald Trump to get rid of all the perverts. And then you see an article like two weeks later that, oh, they got an ad for like 20 gigs of CP. It just keeps happening. It keeps happening. Like, I know one guy personally that I side-eyed because he was like on a crusade for nabbing or trying to expose perverts on Twitter. And I'm like, I was like, you know, I don't have any proof. but the way you're behaving,

and they caught him. There's a vibe. There was an allegation, nothing got, but it all got dropped or it just kind of went away. I don't trust the guy. I didn't talk. Like, when I saw that, I was like,

okay, whatever. I want to transition this to actually the way that I felt. Well, the way that I felt about mood was the same thing. Because when I first talked to him, everything, he seemed completely fine.

I was like, oh, yeah, it seems nice, cool guy. But there was one time where he, he went so hard in the pain on Ethan Klein years ago about something that didn't even exist. Like it was made up. And it was very embarrassing for him.

Like he apologized or whatever. But that was the first moment when I was like, that sums up with this guy. Like it's weird to, it's weird to have like a phantom end of formation that's not even real. And then pretend to be so upset about something that was never even. It wasn't like even. I think I remember that. I don't remember exactly what it was. But I remember it was, Ethan came out and was.

Like whatever you're complaining about, this is not even a thing. But that was the first time I'm like, ah, that's a little odd. And, but in this video, the guy that he made, he showed like a, he went from his way back in the day from when Muda first started to like up to now. Like he would always claim that he was an engineer of some sort, all types of engineers or was a computer engineer, this engineer, this engineer. And then he never finished university. He dropped out. He's not an engineer. But he was claiming being an engineer the entire time. He would say, oh, YouTube is just a hobby and he has a full-time job doing some other stuff. He does these meetings. He does this. He does all this. Basically, this guy found out that everything that Luda's been claiming there's just like no weight to it. And he's basically been inflating his like ego and his prestige by claiming he's doing this. He's doing that. He has all these. Oh, man, I upload a YouTube every day, but I also have a nine to five and I do this and they do that.

There's a clip of him on a podcast where he was even trying to say, oh, I don't even write off charity when I donate to charity. You know, because I think because the implication that some people are only donated charity for tax write off. So I think his idea was to be like, oh, I don't write off charity, you know, I don't do that. And then on the podcast, it was called the podcast, I think was called unsubscribed or something like that. Yeah, I don't know. I've never seen it.

I think I've heard of that podcast. It was good lighting. So I'm assuming those people are like, have money and shit and they're probably pretty popular. But immediately they're like, no, you absolutely should write it off. What are you talking about? It'll just allow you to donate more money. Like, what do you even? That's a strange thing to say.

It started, since there's so much nobody really cared, no one really paid attention to all that stuff. Because I don't think anyone would have found out unless I forgot to mention this caveat. He put on the Sonatitude medallion. Oh, no. Yeah. He wore it. Can I tell you something? Honestly, can I tell you something?

I'm not even joking. I'm not superstitious at all. I would never put that thing. No, absolutely not. I would never like, it's the coincidences, be they coincidences as they may. Yeah. Too strong. What it feels like to me, and I'm going to be honest, I feel like what happened, and I wish

I would have led with this, he put it on and immediately since there is that implication that he's fucked, some people started digging into him. Being like, you guys, it's almost like a bullseye. Like people want to find something at that point. And so people did find that his entire span of YouTube, he's been. claiming that he went to this, well, he had a degree and all this stuff. But then it started, crack started showing like he started in other things being a little bit truthful and other things, but contradicting himself that, oh, he dropped out. He never finished. He didn't do that.

And it's like, okay, so you don't have a degree. You're not an engineer. But he would always, a lot of times in streams and videos, you would, you would always say, as an engine, there's a compilation of him saying it probably like dozens of times. As an engineer. You know, it's crazy about that? Uh-huh. I've never, I didn't even know that about him. Personally, I didn't either because I would I only caught I would say probably as long as I've known him I probably watched like 10 of his videos

Yeah Because it would be like the big thing Because I know he puts out shit all the time But it would be like the big thing So I watched like a lot of the Carl Jobs And him going after Girard Oh yeah yeah

That was good I watched that saga But the thing that's interesting now Is there's a lot of I saw him Shitting on Boogie for the cancer thing but like that guy even found him kind of implicating that he might have cancer way a long time ago Wait, what do you mean?

There's this post about Muda saying that he was like not feeling well and this stuff and he's like, I don't know, it might be cancer and all this shit. And like garnering sympathy to his audience and shit like that doing similar things that what Bougi was doing. And so it was really weird to like the best thing to do is just watch this video. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck the video is called. But if you put in Muda Hard fraud or something or Moodahart engineer, I'm sure. a trillion people have reacted to it. Because it's...

Has he said anything about it? No, of course not. Oh, that's weird. I feel like I don't... So for a minute... Honestly, what I'm hearing is kind of like... See, why... Who cares?

Well, so it's very easy why. It's... I feel like it should be obvious if you know who Muda Har is. He's the guy who crusades as he's like the good guy that exposes frauds. Sure.

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but his idea is to like go after people who are doing bad things and it's just a really bad look when you are to hold weight that you are this person of authority especially when he's talking about tech sure he has a lot of like video games and tech stuff and he's like oh I'm on fucking

this and I do this and oh I'm coding and I'm all this shit and it's like well yeah I don't think you're doing any of that shit actually And it's, and the reason why I bet it's hard for him to respond to it because what do you, what do you kind of say? Because going forward, it's like, well, people necessarily can't take his word for anything because it's like, or at the same time, do people want to hear from somebody who's like calling out fraudsters who isn't a fucking real person? It kind of becomes like a sure, yeah, like always say. It's like if coffeezilla had a similar thing.

If you, if he got caught doing some scams, it's like, okay, do you want to listen to coffee's any more? Even if he's correct. If it's correct, you're like, do you want to take your advice from? I said that about this guy, Sean Strickland, where I think he's a fake, like, grifter conservative guy, but in the MMA space, I said, like, look, if you want to be a conservative prick, whatever, why not at least listen to somebody who's real and not this fake guy who came into the space who was not a conservative, who had long hair, he used to groom himself,

you know, his nickname was Tarzan. And then all of a sudden he shaves his head. He has a fucking mustache. I'm getting arrested for grooming yourself. I don't think it's not grooming in that sense, sir. How sad is that, by the way. That's the default now. I know so many dog groomers who are having a rough go right now.

Whenever I see the side now, like when I lived in Vegas, there's the fucking animal grooming thing. And I'm like, ooh. I chuckle. Go peek in there. They might be doing something weird. It's like how they used to sell. fucking at a certain restaurants used to have the uh the bin laden is that real it was a dish and then like osama bin laden became famous and they're like oh shit we can't call it bin laden anymore

i don't know what the fuck that is that what is the bin laden it's like uh it's like a Mediterranean pasta thing sounds delicious bin lad that's funny i didn't even know about it yeah it's not real yeah it's okay yeah see that's what i'm talking about you can't just for no reason you can't Trust nobody. Just whims up. Just lies to start a conversation. That's crazy. I can't start a conversation if I don't lie to you.

That's interesting. What are I going to tell you? What was your day like? Oh, I sat and fucking jerked off and played day as X. How interesting. Hey, man. Decent day, man. Decent day.

That's pretty good day. You didn't bother anybody. He just existed. That's pretty good day. How crazy with that be? How crazy? How crazy my day be if it was real what you did? Yeah, right.

How plays it by actual life. No, I'm talking about the bin Laden. Yeah, man. I mean, I guess it, see, why that's like not a, see, this is why it's not a good joke is because it's too believable. I guess. You know, it's like, it's like, well, I don't know what bin Laden means, so it could be a dish. Exactly.

It sounds like, he said Mediterranean, I should have picked up on that because that's not, that's not a Mediterranean name at all. No, I know. Right, but it's still like, there's so much crossover. It's like, there's so much crossover. It's like, there's so much crossover. It's like the Greeks, the Turkish. the, a lot of it in those

regions eat a lot of. I don't care about any of those niggas, man. I don't be it honest, I don't care about those places. I don't care about words that come for those places. I don't care about

I don't care about art or history for those places. I don't care about art or history for those places. I don't care about the people. I don't care about it. All right. Why do you live so close to some of them?

What do you mean? Armenians are in the same mix. Armenians are real? No, I forgot. I thought they lived in that fucking Warner Brothers water tower. The tower. That's it.

Are those Armenians? Is that what they look like? I thought that's what the show was called. We are the Armenians. We have a car dealership. Yeah. You own hospices. Yeah, my wife.

We were tracksuits every day. Neon lights are very cool. We are Armenians. We crash our car, our Mercedes bins all the time. because we were street racing kids and we're fucking stupid. That we lease. That we lease too. We speed all over Glen Oaks and we don't care who we hit.

Two deaths since I moved here on Glen Oaks. That's a guy. That's a low. Things are improving actually. I guess maybe they're maybe a crackdown. It used to be, I'm not even exaggerating. Every day I would go visit Nick. I would see something.

Another mortality. I would see another fatality who's normally like an old woman pushing a shopping cart full of insulin. He's full of insulin. I'm taking out of insulin. I'm sorry. This is a waste of I just leave it here. It is a waste.

That's expensive. This is, a cart full is hundreds of thousands of dollars. She walked, she walked all the way from Costco with a cart full of insulin. They gave to the people that need it. Insulin and bolt from Costco.

But anyway, I'm definitely looking forward to if he actually going to say anything. I don't know what he could say necessarily. I'm, yeah, I'm curious. It just, like, I'm so used to hearing about, like, this, this man sent a picture of his penis to a child. Yeah. Or this man, you know, ate a baby. And so, like, I hear about this guy lied about being an engineer. And so immediately it kind of feels like, yeah, okay, yeah. Yeah. That's, that's shitty, but I don't know if I care.

Uh, engineers. I think it would, I don't care personally because I just don't watch. You would have to care if you were like a fan of him. It's just, to me, it's just, I thought, the situation is funny because. You can always kind of snuff out that from certain people who act a little bit too self-righteous. Well, can I be straight? Uh-huh. I think something happens in my brain when I see a person who uploads every day. Yeah.

Where it's just hard for me to even assume that anything that's being said is true anyway. Sure. Because, like, I have never had that much to say about anything every day. day. There are entire days they go by where I don't say a word. It's not often, but like it happens. Like I realize at like 7 p.m. oh my God, I've been quiet all day.

You look about yourself. So that makes sense. Right. And so like for me, I'm thinking like Jesus Christ, I don't know if I could even, if I, if my job was to wake up. And by the way, I don't even know if Munaura uploads every day. But like he strikes me as like somebody who uploads like way to like just so often. It's comic coming from me who never uploads. But I think I just couldn't. I couldn't wake up every day find something to talk about for an extended period of time.

I feel like anything that I have to say about anything that I think and an even day can be said in like a minute and a half. Maybe. I think the most I used to upload at my peak was eight times a month. Yeah, I think that's maybe twice a week for me. And it was like maybe like fluctuate sometimes some weeks it would be like three. I think some weeks it would be one but then the next week. You know what I mean? it would be kind of fluctuated, but it was probably like around eight a month back when I was like really, really pushing.

And I remember even back then I was trying to, and granted they were more about finding bits than talking about something straight-faced. Right. But like, there were days where I was just like, I don't got anything for this. And I would just like throw it away and just wait for something more interesting to happen. Right. So that to me is just kind of like. Yeah, at a certain point, it was, that's why it was, okay, that I'm not going to grow. Graspet straws.

Sure. I remember my specific turning point where there was two things that happened when I saw people complaining about MK11 about stuff that I just couldn't care about. Like, um, Jacks used the word woke in its literal sense, the way that's supposed to be used, right? Who? Jacks. One of the characters.

In Mortal Kombat? MK 11. So we used it like he, because MK11 is when it's the whole time traveling thing. What is this world coming to? So like, Jack, so Jacks uses it where he's like, oh, he beat Chronicle. or whatever, and he can change time or whatever, and he's just like talking about people getting woke. And I'm like, he's a black man. He's a black gen Xer. Yeah, he would use that. But I heard people call it. I was like, why? I was like, people are, people are, they're

complaining about something that's something. First, it was about, oh, this shouldn't be this way. And it's like, okay, there's something that should be. And you're still complaining about it. Or like, it was stuff like that. I'm like, I'm starting to realize. I'm like, these people are just grasping at straws. People grasp at straws often. Batman It's not even good straws They're getting the ones

They're getting the first generation Paper straws That like bio degrade Like before you even remotely finished It just fills everywhere Because it's already done That radicalized me I think

Yeah Yeah Like when they push that technology out Way too early If If modern Paper straws I was never waiting

For them to look at If modern paper straws Were the first paper straws that I used I don't know if I would have a problem. I think they started using them too late if I'm out of the other than I was far to say. What do you mean?

If we were occasionally started using it, then it would have been fine by now, like 100%. Well, the adults would expense the same thing at that time. Yeah, but they wouldn't have the internet to go on internet and complain and bitch about. No, but everyone would intrinsically know. It's the feeling. People would still know, but then we'd grow up like,

these are the straws that are made of. That crosses, I've never seen a more bipartisan universal agreement on any, like anything than I did with the first generation of paper straws really fucking suck. I'm honestly not even a strong guy.

They would become glue. I'm a strong guy. I'm a, well, I'm a strong guy when I'm eating at a place that's giving me like they have like like

cut like actually dishes. I'm not a strong guy either but I should be because it's better for your teeth to be a straw guy. But. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know, man. I buy through solid concrete every day. So I mean, my teeth are already fucked. I don't have teeth actually. It's just fake. These are my,

these are my gums actually. That's insane. He does it look like this. If you had dentures If you pulled out your teeth right now I think I would actually like Cry I think Like I don't think I could handle something like that

That'd be so crazy Ew that was a really accurate sound I feel like Yeah They're not human teeth They're like eight teeth With the really big face You're crazy

You got the fucking chimpanzee You're really crazy I feel like I was like I feel like I was in my mid-20s When I learned that dentures were not a foregone conclusion What does that mean? Like, I just assumed that every old person just lost all their teeth.

Oh, really? Yeah, when I found out. I just assumed. You can just take care of your teeth. It was such a stereotype of old people. And then some of the old people that I, I mean, obviously, if you don't see someone taking dentures out. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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You just kind of assume like, oh, I just haven't seen that person take their teeth out. Yeah. That's kind of how I thought about it. And so, like, I just thought like, oh, man, that sucks. I'm just going to lose all my teeth anyway. It's kind of lame. I never thought about that. Yeah, my grandma didn't have no choice.

So I never, I knew she was like, oh, she just has her teeth. My grandmother had dentures for sure. I don't have dentures. Well, my great aunt, that's usually the only one that I knew that had them. And I always think about that because she had a sweet mustache and beard. She just didn't go fuck anymore. And then like, she would put her dentures out, like at a certain point. I remember one time breakfast, there was just some egg on it.

And I'm just like, I hate this. I just hate this. It's a piece of scrambled egg on your fucking bitch. It's a horrifying. It's a scary, it's a jarring thing to see for the first time, too. Somebody pulled their teeth out. Yeah, it's probably. I was like, can I dig into my own mouth?

It's like that scene in smiling friends where the boss takes his nose off and there's a cyanide pill underneath it. It's like, that's how jarring it is to see like an old person take their teeth out for the first time. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad that things are better. Like, we shouldn't. Well, for now. We shouldn't have to deal with that. What's the most ignorant apprehensiveness that you've, that you held on to for the longest time in that sense?

Whereas just like, because I was always really squeamish about my team. because like a lot I a lot of my experiences as a young kid with my teeth was oh they would fall out because you're a bait you're you're you know you're losing your teeth for your adult teeth to come in and I remember the feeling of like you know moving my teeth and like them being loose and like seeing how small they were and now like when I floss I always think like when I floss I'm going to rip all my teeth out like I feel like that's going to happen still it's crazy I know it's not yeah but it feels that way I I don't know if I have anything like that, but I don't think so. You ever dislocated like your knee and then like you get kind of squeamish about like people touching your knee or something? Because that happens to me too. I guess. No, I mean like I'm still I'm like fucked up from everything that I still have like I still have all my injuries and I just I just I just it just hurts.

So it is even like I'm afraid of re-injured because it's it's all still injured. It just all it all hurts forever. Yeah. I have to. I mean I have to. It's you know. It would be one. benefit if I ever like say spend a significant time in Europe or something get citizenship or

whatever because of Jojo and then I could maybe see some doctors that I'll actually try to fix me up Yeah, jump me through the hoops of insurance always trying to deny you to they're always oh just do physical therapy. I'm like oh how's a physical therapy kind of fix my torn ligament? You know like it's like it's it needs to be Repaired first and then once it's healed I can do physical therapy. It's shit like that. Yeah like I've dealt with insurance in that That way... Insurance is such a fucking scam, dude. It's really sad. It's so insane. It's insane how much my dentist visit was.

They just don't have dental insurance. I don't care. Oh. And it was like... It was expensive, but then I looked at the bath. I was just like, oh, this is perfectly fine. This is what I... This is less than I would have spent up until this point anyway.

If I had been paying for insurance this whole time. Oh, right. The fuck is this. I know what you mean. What are we doing here? Yeah, it's... I guess we're privileged, though. We are doing...

fairly well compared to like I would imagine like if you work at like McDonald's I don't know if you have that luxury yeah it's tragic it's really tragic yeah it's I pay for all the insurance bullshit I just to have it what's your insurance what's your insurance like what a month are you planning for your insurance like two 270 something to 80 something that's still pretty cheap honestly it's not man I mean relative relative it's cheap in America with the given the context that we live in it's a rip off objectively it is let's put it this way My dental cleaning was like, I think, four. Yeah, I pay for my, that's for my health insurance. The fact that health and dental are a different thing is crazy too. And an optic insurance and an eye insurance is also like the fact that they're all different. Skin and fucking dermatology, everything. Well, those are all, I mean, you're, you can. So if you, if you pay for premium private insurance at rates that are closer to his,

you could probably just bypass, like see if you have a good, what is it? Is it PPO or HMO? PPO? If you have a PPO? You can usually, I think you can just bypass Be like, okay, I need to see a specialist and you don't have to wait for insurance and all that bullshit. You just go.

Yeah. But it's still, most people don't have upwards of $300 a month to just Just to give to them Because you're not seeing the doctor that frequent You're not getting hurt all the time. Like, dude, I fucked on my back. I thought it was going to have to get surgery.

I took a while back. Yeah, yeah. I remember being so excited for that because I was like, I can't wait for him to be like just, bedridden and stupid and we're gonna

we're gonna send clowns into his room and he can't run away that's so fucking I'm sorry I was freaked out about that I would lose my mom

I would end up hurting one of those clowns for no reason if this no that's just sad because I'm gonna hurt a clown that does need to be hurt you hurt the clown

in that condition I would get so I would get so I would just he would re break his he would re break his bar he would stand up and get

you'd get shorter but his legs wouldn't move. Spine is just collapsing it on itself. It's crazy. But I did that shit. I had to do that and freaking, I was like, oh, this is going to suck really, really badly. But then that's why I started

fucking, for like nine months, I just went crazy on working on only my lower back and bullshit. Yeah. Doing like the fucking, I hate, I hate lower, I hate like lower back stretches and workouts because they look and feel so silly. They feel so dumb. Stretching in general feels fucking

silly. But they're so good for you. Like they literally, it literally helps you age better. But they look so silly. Laying on your back and then doing a hundred toe touches on each side looks so dumb. Lily's like, why are you worming with your

knees up not knowing anything? You know the thing about it is that you look like a sim when you do it. You look like, because you're doing a routine that looks like predetermined and animated for like an ex. Like if you did a time lapse of you stretching. It's hilarious. It would look ridiculous and it would look like a sim. It would.

There he is. I never really thought about, this is like probably the second time I've heard this. And, but I think it's much more prevalent than I realize that people are worried about how they look when they're exercising. Yeah. I just, I never, it never, because me growing up and being in sports and then being in the waiting in the training room and all that shit, it never crossed them. We just do it.

Like, you just do it. And then, but then there's like a commercial gym mentality that I just didn't experience until later on in life. that people are like, I don't want, even working out with Joe'sers sometimes, like when I was telling her to do some fucking donkey kinks to work out your donkey kicks to work out your glutes. Yeah. And she's like, I don't want to look stupid. And I was like, oh, I didn't. I'm like, what do you? Because my brain's like, what do you?

I, I, I, I, it's not, you're not doing, we're not working out to look cool. I didn't, it did not. I didn't get it until recently that people felt. No, I think, I think it looks, I think it looks silly. Even when I did it was for sports. I just didn't think of it that way. Like doing it. like freaking, like doing like bent over rolls, like went out of a bench and your ass is

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I'm learning more about the people being self-conscious about how they look at while they're exercising because I felt like even in a commercial gym you're supposed to feel everyone's here to just work out. That's a problem. So you shouldn't be worried about. But then I think social media did also ruin it because I see when, um, There's always videos of people at the gym that they don't know they're being recorded

And shit too They're doing like Look if you're doing something over the top Okay you're gonna get filmed I get that Yeah Like even one time when this guy's like I think he was working out

His core on an ab machine But not using the machine And he was just essentially Fucking the ground I filmed him Because I'm like Why are you having sex with the ground? Like I didn't

It's not There's a actual fucking machine For that yeah And then he's like on the ground Balancing on it And he's fucking the ground I'm like Why?

I think But like boring shit like that I think particularly like stretches Look a little sillier I think lifting weight does Lifting weights I just never think doing like I don't I I guess like I don't know

Like I'm under look I'm not being ignorant to Me like I said discovering that Oh I can see how that may look silly Because it is a silly movement Like it's something that a human doesn't normally do In their average daily life or whatever But you since you need to do that and these are the perfect spaces for it,

I just thought that like, no one's, I couldn't give a fuck if some fat chick and her guts spilling out while she's trying to like touch her toes because I'm like, she's just, she's working. You know what I mean? Sure.

So that was, that's me though just thinking that like, yeah, we're all here to just do this shit. I've never given a fuck about anyone else outwardly giving me to gym. I think that's crazy. Like when I'm at the gym, I could,

it's sociopathic almost. Like I don't give a fuck about anybody. else while I'm there. I have my music again. Unless someone's getting hurt and I'm like, oh, I should probably help this person. But then it depends on how bad they're getting hurt. Like, if it's like, if I see that, if I see, if someone's like dying, sure. Somebody benching and like I noticed bone in their, like the, like the, oh my God. I am so, I am so, I am so, the degree by which I am so thoroughly not getting involved in that is crazy. Oh, no, I'm helping. If their bones are coming out of their chest, no, like if, like if they're dead. If someone's benching and they're dead. No, if someone's benching, right, and they're trying to hold the bar back, and the bar is, you see the bar pushing further into them. I'm like, oh, I should probably help you out. Sure. Like, I'm just there. I'm doing, like, I'm doing like fucking, I'm doing like fucking kettlebell swings.

And I'm literally taking the fucking forest from the kettlebell going to my lap and then literally thrusting back out. That shit looks funny. You know, while I'm like, I'm doing like a freaking hinge. I get, I get the look of it, you know, because I'd laugh. Like if I was taking out and I was viewing myself, I'd be like, you're digging that air down right now. Look, I get, I get it. If, if, uh, in a vacuum and it didn't, to me, it didn't have to do with you exercising, if you're just doing these movements, like, like, if a homeless person was doing those movements by a bus stop, I'd be like, what the fuck? You know, I'd be kind of like, wait a second.

I'd be like kind of weird out. He's exercising. Wait a minute. If the homeless person was actually exercising, my brain would shift. It just shifts because it just gets in that mode of like, it gets in also the mode of like I want to encourage. I want to also just be like, fuck yeah. Yeah, I kill it.

Like, it's more of a thing because it's. That's what's weird about with gym culture in general. Like gym culture and I've never had a bad experience at a gym ever in my life ever. I mean, that's never once had a bad. I feel like. I've had a bad experience when I was playing basketball at gyms before. Plenty of times. Oh, my God.

Basketball's different. People are terrible. If you're playing a ball in a gym, you're doing too much already. Yeah, there's terrible people there. But like I've never had a bad experience. I go there, I work out, no one's been rude to me. I'm not a woman. I don't think I've ever had a bad experience either, to be honest, at the gym.

I think the closest thing is just gym etiquette. There's some people. They hog machines. Not wiping down machines annoys me. And then the biggest thing is hogging the machines where I'll see a motherfuckerer. Like I, the way that we used to work out back in the day was we would rotate. So your your cool down period was somebody else's set. Yeah, of course.

So it was still how it goes. Right. But the way that a lot of people will be if they're working out independently, there's no rotation. So they'll sit there way too long on a cool down period. They'll pull out their phone and not just check it real quick. Because sometimes I even change my video or changed my music or whatever real fast. And then like my cool down was like a good 15, 20 seconds. And then I'll go again.

Like as if somebody just finished their stuff. set. So like, oh, I just did my reps. I did not finish their set, but they just finished their reps. So it's just like, I try to do my sets, usually three or four sets, however many it is, to get to the next machine. And sometimes I'll hit like three different machines and one person's on the same machine that I've been waiting for. And I like, fuck, come on, man. Yeah, it happens sometimes. It's like for me whenever, when I do work out, when I do work out at the gym, because I try to work out at home for the most part now. Okay. But I usually work out. I try to do the gym because the gym is just more stuff, obviously. More control environment, so it's easier for you to not

hurt yourself clearly but like whenever I'm always like someone comes like how I use that machine like I'm using the bench right I'm like can't when he's the bench right I'm like okay I'm like cool um spot my spot of me for this last set real quick get the set done and I'm off of it always even if I'm like I don't need to do this right now I can do that set in a little bit you know I can go over to the cables or I can do some things stuff like I don't know that's the nature of how you do it but I I've never seen it be bad like I've never been like oh especially when you go to like buy like this unfortunately Joe like he bought it

build. So that motherfucker, we're going to gold and shit like that. And though it's intimidating because you go on there, everyone looks like they're fucking juice to high heaven. They're the nice where I've met in my life. They're literally like so sweet. It seems like they shouldn't be, but they've, my experience has always been, they've always been the nicest by far than

the average person that goes to like Planet Fitness or whatever. Because they're there to help. Oh, you need help with that idea. I'll tell you this. This will help out you really. I'm like, you're so kind. Because that's their space. They're terrible outside. Likely, likely. Probably rabid dogs. Like as soon They step one foot out of the gym.

They're sanctified and purified. It's a screaming the entire time. The Koltore meter that's put a bottom immediately. That's funny. All right. Should we want to questions? Yeah, let's do that. Wait, Derek, you played Kuthor.

You played one and two or you only played one? Yeah, I didn't finish two. I played one. You know how? I didn't know this. Like, when you get all the way good, you look up. But then when you go all the way bad, your character's looking down. I didn't know that at all.

I never noticed that. I don't at all. Like the red or in there looking down. I'm like, man, because I'm evil now in my current play of course or two. I tried not to be. I don't know how I got so evil. I think it's just. I don't wait.

What does that mean? I don't know. Just decisions I were making. I'm like, when I thought we shut the fuck up or I'll kill you. You can't try. Or I fight people immediately. Right.

I don't know how I got there. You don't know how you got there even though you made all the decisions. I don't know. They seem like rational decisions. Rational evil. By getting forced lightning as my first ability seems like a very rational idea, man. I don't know. Everybody's mad at me now.

Look, you just got to redeem yourself from now on. I can't. It's too late. I'm literally at the end of the game. I cannot redeem myself. Maybe you can find a trainer that will just put your shit, your R all the way good. Nah, man, it's too late. I know who I am now. It's too late.

Fair enough. Even the Mandalorian's like, my nigga, chill. Like, chill out, bro. You're walling. Stupid. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st.

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Vanessa Kirby. Let's go have sex again. Sex again. I have anxiety again. Move the baby over. That's crazy. Move the baby. Just draw a bunch of stars at David's.

I mean, they don't, I guess. That's the pentagram. That one makes it. That was something. I don't know what that one is. Is that not the same thing? Let me try it again. Are you sure?

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Is it like official? Well, I don't know what did you I haven't progressed any further but she is Well, we know that yeah I imagine she will be fucked We'll see Hopefully hopefully that'll be nice Hello to my favorite diversity

Quota crew Do you all do anything in the real world To immerse yourself more into the games you play For example when I play oldest roles games What happened? Well my arms are Yeah I don't have tiny arms I didn't see your arm

I was like what happened You moved to arm in a frame Yeah I just I stretched and scared myself we're getting scared a lot on this show. And you're scaring us and it's bothering. Yeah, yeah, right, right, right, sorry. Jane Lightning Fear, again.

For example, when I play the oldest role's games, I read the dialogue options I choose out loud and only take a sip from my beer when the character is able to drink a beer and the, that's fucking fun. That's cool. I like that. I've done this a couple times. It's probably like maybe like genuinely,

maybe like 3% of the time that I've ever played games like that where I've done that. where I do it as a little exercise, and it's kind of fun sometimes to do it, but most of the time I want to do as a little work as possible if I'm playing a video game, trying to relax,

so I'm not necessarily trying to get into character. But I don't know if I really do. Like, there's like some games that it, like, Hellblade, when I first played Hellblade, I made sure to like,

kind of like, because that was a whole like, that entire game is all about like sensory stuff. So like you had to wear headphones and shit and like fucked with you. So like, I made sure to play that game in the dark. Same thing with like,

Silent Hill or something like that. Like a scary game you play in the dark. It'd be insane. Like playing Silent Hill at like 4 p.m. With like sunlight screaming into the room feels weird. Not only because it's just like not atmospherically correct, but like I can't imagine. Like that game is so dark that I can't imagine the glare off of the TV helps either.

So like certain things like that. But generally like I don't know. The game is supposed to do the immersing for me. Right. You know, I'm generally. If I have to, if I have to. to do work. It means it's not doing a great job.

Yeah, I can't say I've ever done anything like that unless I'm just going to the arcade that has the machines that do all the work for me. Like House of the Dead Scarlet Dawn. Sure. Going there. Then it has like the fucking shaky stuff and the fucking speakers all over the place. I want to buy that machine, dude. I love how primitive that stuff feels because it really, I get what they're trying to do,

but it really just kind of feels like you're in a big shaking piece of shit. Yeah, it's horrible, but it's charming. It is charming. So I want one. That's what matters the most is the charm. Yeah, I'm going to get one. The Scarlet Don's like $4,000. One of these days.

You should only play it at 1 a.m. I want Lily to play. I want to see it really late and make her play Resonie before and like half people knock on the windows. She's like that and make noise outside the house. Speak Spanish outside too? Oh, no, two then too. Sorry, not four.

First you understand too much of what was going on. I want to do two so she's terrified. She's fucking mortified. I think that's the only Sherry Resident Evil game somewhat at least. Call cops too. Like so it's like like like Have them have the RPD stuff and have

Put the the catchab on Oh fuck. She shoots Mavis immediately. She gets the guns and blows Mavis his head off. He's dead already. She probably would. She's probably going to. I guess you can't do it.

There's no friendly fire in that game. No, unfortunately. You got to wait until you got to wait until well after he changes. Yeah. All right. Here's a good one. Shows over. Sweeney spoiled the Patreon password,

Roden. What? Can you imagine? I mean, insane. It's crazy because we don't even know it. I don't know it. I don't know it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking about that. Like, we should probably fix that soon. Yeah. My computer knows it and that's it. I can get it from my computer technology. If I remember my sign in. Luckily,

it never signs you out. Like, Spreaker signs you out like all the time. And I don't fucking know why. And, uh, I think it's because whenever you sign in, It's signed like if I sign in to look at something do you sign in to spreeker? Only only when we're about to get paid is I always see what is guy I always get that I always get signed out of X videos premium Oh that's a that's a problem I feel like I feel like that time to sign back in man I'm fucking horny now

Yeah, is that even real? I don't know they they they all have a paid thing if they do they well I can't imagine if you're going to be paying for porn subscription that it would that would ever be X videos I feel like it's such a That's such a chronicle X videos have a point Let's look Let's look Let's look Let's look Let's find out

The library of Exandria of porn It's like What are you doing there dude Library It is like weirdly It's like What do you do There's so much porn here

Like I imagine by default They probably have one Because they're probably like Oh we're just missing out On money Yeah it is You're leaving money

On the table What do you think What's saying Has the most porn You think this porn hub It has the most porn It has the most porn in it I don't know

Maybe once a No way Because I feel like I feel like I feel like porn hub It's probably like the most regulated one, so probably not. I don't have to imagine that it's probably one of the other ones.

Anyway. If I select gay, you'll get gay porn. But does it know I'm a man and are they going to show me men or is they just going to show me all women? It just assumes you're a man. Yeah, because you're on a porn side. Yeah, that's, okay, yeah.

Women jerk off to like books. Yeah, they do. Bokes and scented candles. Which is, by the way, I think, way crazy. It's, uh, it's interesting. I think it's more depraved technically. it is technically it is technically more gooners shit

because you're trying it's almost like you're trying to take something like porn is what porn is it's not trying to pretend to be anything else but like well no it does sometimes but I know it's not really like but like when you're reading something and you're like

ah this isn't pornographic enough you've kind of lost it I think you're kind of gone really I don't think I honestly I don't think women get enough shit condemned for being gooners for being gooners and

And I don't think they could get condemned for being losers enough. Sure. There's a lot of losers. Like if there's many women that I know who like if they were men, they would be complete fucking losers. Oh, absolutely. All of our female friends pretty much. If they were men. Maybe not all of them.

I would say, oh, fuck every woman. But a lot of them I'd be like, yo, if you were a dude. You're a fucking loser. You're scary. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I was you. That's crazy. A lot of them got the privilege to be losers because somebody will take care of them. That's true.

Yo, what's happening? That's just fucking, I don't love these holes. That is true. Big facts. That is big facts. I don't love these hose. But I think they should know that. Like, I think they get away with not knowing that.

Right. I'm not saying you should be pushed down the stairs by an abusive X or anything. But like, you should definitely be right. Every, at least once a year, I think it would be whove women to be reminded if they are losers that, that it's, that it's that. Oh, there it is. It took me a while to fight. They're doing a horrible job, advertising. Oh, is it real?

They have a... It's premium. So I couldn't find anything on the drop-down tab, but it's not showing anything. Okay. If there was nothing there, I was like, weird, shouldn't it be advertised? Finally, when I went to the little user thing, like you want to log in. Oh, my God. So now it's like, log in, join for free, premium.

And I'm like, that was too difficult to find. Wild. Because I would never find it because... That's what I'm saying. What could they possibly offer you? Yeah. I imagine it's probably like, because I know Pornhub. They out for like super high-rest stuff, right?

4K and shit. So I imagine it's probably, let's see, let's see. High-rest porn is disgusting. I think so too. Oh, oh, no ads, obviously, obviously. Are there ads? Of course, there's ads on every fucking website. The classic, the classic jerkmate fucking ad?

The classic one. Bro, I got, I went on a, um, there was, uh, you know how like, every once I put nude mods on the, on the game while I'm playing, whatever. There's a website dedicated to it. I don't remember what it's called, but like, if you go, on that website. Not about ads. The ads are crazy. It just shows up and I'm like,

yo, Jojo, check this up. Their advertising budget is crazy. She likes me. She's only three miles away, dude. Anyway,

so you get exclusive content, no ads, 4K, and whoa, what does that mean? Plus 800 new videos a day. Damn. 800.

That's on a low end. That's on a low end. I'm sure it's way more than that. Hameraging, dude. well look whatever you got your milker on you and you're just fucking lying there just letting it happen Anyway we never even got to this guys

Right right go ahead It says hey guys Since the topic of the US supporting Israel has come up a lot lately I've been wondering about other things that I typically would buy slash support but can't wholeheartedly With the knowledge that they do heinous shit For example Spotify providing nearly limitless music for dirt cheap But the CEO uses the money to fund AI weapons development

or how the snark tank provides great content multiple times a week, but Sweeney buys gay-ass magic cars with your money. I think those are pretty equivalent. Yeah, man. That is interesting. You supporting the trash company. Who wizards? Yeah.

Wizards fucking sucks, man. Do they really? I thought people liked Wizards to the Ghosts. They have hated them for a long time. Be Wizards, like, it's, they've tried to monetize. They've gotten too, like, worried about monetizing shit. It's unfortunate. It's like every company.

It's almost unavoidable. They just eventually start sucking a lot of day. At a certain point, maximizing profits is the name of the game, and you're going to have a shitty company that owns your favorite fucking thing. And the big problem is that they own D&D, a game that is about community and, like, sharing shit with each other. And it's like, this really sucks. The OGL shit was insane if they did that. And.

Shame. Yep. Shame. Crime. Shame. What a shame. What a shame. That's why I don't buy any.

That's why I don't buy official products from me. Yeah. I've been thinking. I've been thinking about Spotify, too. I was like, oh. Let me finish it. Oh, go ahead. Anyways, my question is this.

What things do you want to purchase last support, but they have some unfortunate caveat that is beyond your control? We can get to that point after whatever is you were going to say. Spotify. I've been thinking about Spotify too. It is unfortunate. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

And I asked him, how can companies use it? AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business. My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write

software, 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talk. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway.

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I don't know. I am fucking deeply entrenched into Spotify. Unfortunately. My only issue is the music I upload. That's the only thing that I've... If I was just a consumer in music, I'd probably just go over to Apple. Because Apple also has lossless audio. Yeah.

It just sounds better on... Because Apple phones don't have L-Dak Bluetooth. So if you're using Blossess Audio... Bluetooth that already, you know, you're, you're not getting the best quality. And the lossless audio on Apple is a step above. Using title is the best thing, though. You can do that. It's just a purely lossless audio. So I was just like, there's things that you can do. But it's more of my, it's just my fucking, my, my catalogs on there. And you have some of these artists that are leaving Spotify, but they have the fucking privilege to do it. Because they can still make a decent amount of money through other streaming platforms. And I don't make, I mean, I think, dude, my entire.

so I've had music up on Spotify for, what, five years now. And I think I've made like, I don't know, $1,500. You know what I mean? I've made a couple, not over $10,000 or anything. But I've made a couple thousands, I think, over the years. I think you've, probably. I think maybe four, maybe four or five over my entire. So it's not like, it's enough to be like, yeah.

It's a passive. I think I checked recently because that. I just got like an email from like Paynear or something because they were like oh shit we're changing a bunch of shit I was like oh shit and I saw I had like 500 bucks in there from like Spotify stuff and I was like oh cool I think I might buy one of those fucking minimacs

The uh with the with the little The uh the mini the mini mac computers or whatever Uh huh with the M4 chip With the little uh with the payout With the what? Yeah oh yeah with the payout maybe because I was just like oh that's extra money I didn't know I had Also I want to mix music and I kind of hate doing it on PC honestly really

Yeah. Why? I just, I don't, there's something about, like, it chugs on my hardware, and it shouldn't. It makes no sense that it does. I don't have any issues, man. Yeah, I believe you. I just, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with my shit, but it's like, it does not feel good at all. That's weird.

As long as you have a fucking good processor, there should be zero problems. Yeah. Like, you can probably have a 99, I'm assuming, right? I have a process. I don't have a processor. Oh, okay. Well, I just kind of think about things. I just run it through my brain

I just like a motherfucker Just put just mash your head into it No honestly what is the um What is the uh what's the the the Apple DAW specifically Pro Tools is probably the The go to Um, uh, logic

Logic Um I think is one that I know that was one that Uh Jonathan Young was like get logic and it has like a bunch of fucking dope shit in the package together. But to me it's like, like I, so I use Reaper because it's technical, quote to quote quote, free. Yeah, the free trial, the free trial for Reaper is ridiculous. I've been using that free trial

for years. And I'm always click. Yeah, I'm still evaluating. I'm still evaluating. Because like you can't, I can't edit a podcast in it because it is the length. Right. So it basically, I think under 10 minutes, you have access to everything and as long as I think it's under 10 minutes or something like that and so I'm like that's too good of a free trial so if you're making music it's literally free and they're like hey guys it's reasonable it's 60 bucks

it's $60 for the dollar it is very reasonable but I'm like you're giving it to me for free though so it's hard for me to give I feel like I know one day they're gonna finally fix it people would be outraged I'm sure I will buy it once it runs out I have no problem

I will buy it And the thing is, I know there's going to be a lot of people that are going to bitch and move. This is an outrage. I'm like, guys, shut up. We've been using this thing for years. They let you do it. So clearly, I bet this is the strategy, though. Like, because programs are kind of, you know, if you get deeply entrenched into a program, it's hard to leave it.

Right. It's hard to, like, even if you're familiar with, like, the general layup of certain things, you just kind of know your way around certain things. You know the shortcuts. You go into a workflow. Absolutely. You know it. That's me with Premier. Like, it's hard for me to cut away.

from Adobe because I am so good with Premiere at this point where it's just like I've used Final Cut and like yeah I sure like I can but like it's it's not it's not worth it to me I do and so that's what I think that's the strategy they're like hey look we're going to give you an insane free trial here and to the extent that you're going to buy this anyway like no layman is going to buy this no no somebody somebody who doesn't care about music is not going to buy this right so you might as well get this into the hands of a bunch of people who maybe don't or maybe do and then get them more into it

and then by the time they're proficient with it, they have no problem buying it because they've spent a lot of time with it for free. It's kind of the same idea of like micro transactions with some games where I was just like oh yeah, I've been playing this game for like five straight years, hundreds of hours I've never bought a skin. I got no problem buying a skin.

I got my value out of it I guess. Yeah, but you buy $400 worth of skins every day. You keep telling you not to do it Dude, if I had money like that, that'd be, what am I doing? That's madness. I mean, it's why you don't have money like that anymore. That's true. That's exactly true.

You would if you just didn't do dumb shit like that. But yeah. But I was looking at the, like, those minutes, like, for some reason, like some video came about the minimax. Or some producer was that. Like, I met with, like, some music people. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna, and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind.

If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks.

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Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Like I think a month ago and he was like, yeah, I got this thing and it's like really fucking useful and it's really good for mixing. It doesn't like, oh, cool. And I was looking at the price of it. It's like 400 bucks for like an entire Mac computer. And I was like, that's kind of nuts. I might buy the fill up for Christmas.

Well, you need like a monitor and like a whole setup. But it's, I don't kind of miss the workflow of Mac for that kind of. for that kind of thing. I mean, I've never... To me, I've just, the reason I'm like too expensive, but $400 is reasonable. Good. That was always my, I'm like, I'm not...

Maybe $499, but like, for an app, you know what I mean? For like a fucking Mac computer, that's nuts. Exactly. That's why I... Remember how much they used to cost before? Well, they still, they are still that much money. It's just like this is like an abnormal kind of thing.

And the idea is like they get you in the low end, and then you see the options that you have. It's like, oh, well, I'm already kind of spending a couple hundred bucks. I might as well get the $200, you know, two terabyte expansion and, oh, well, now I'm at 800. I might as well go to 1,000. They're really good at doing that.

Apple's the king of that. Not for me, because I have a fucking 4-year-old phone. Yeah. Well, phones are kind of like, they've lost a lot of the lot. Like, I don't upgrade my phone now until, like, it starts slowing down to the point of unusability. Yeah. Yeah.

My phone is the point where I should. This might be my final iPhone. Other phones are just so caught up now that, I feel like I finally have like real options that could really compete with it. Because I really love the, you know, they've always been really great at video. Yeah. And it was to the point where people didn't know, like, when my YouTube career first started, I was filming on a 5S.

And people were like, oh, what kind of camera do you use? And I tell them, like, your quality is great. I'm like, it's all my lighting. Like, it's, if you have a decent camera, you just got a, you know, you just got a position of lighting in a well, in a way that it makes people think that it took a while, like it took a while for me

to finally upgrade to a DSLR because it was doing the job until I wanted to, you know. I had a JVC camcorder. It sucked. That was the first thing I bought with my YouTube money. I was like,

I need a camera that isn't going to suck so hard. It was worth it. I had that camera for a long time. I still, I'm using the second camera that I got like in 2017 or some shit. Mine finally died

the Nikon. I almost bought another one. It was a D55 I loved it. It's the, it's the, I don't know, just default, it's the, the color is fantastic. Yeah. People are like, I was like, bro, it's fucking like $1,200 camera or something. I think I might get a red.

Probably 600, but, oh, okay. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's reasonable. Let's put on a credit card zone. Yeah. How much is that camera worth? That's like maybe like a $15,000 camera.

Something like that. For, to not upload things enough. So use it for streaming to make it New streaming. Yeah, that would be streaming with a red. That would be fucking hilarious. I think it wouldn't even go live.

I think like the bit rate would be Ridiculous. Yeah, I was thinking about that. I was like, would it even, I don't know. I don't think it would still probably look

1080p. It would just like automatically degraded. Well, I would upload more regularly if I had a red. No, you wouldn't.

I think I absolutely would. You would just because I would not feel like you're wasting your butt. You invested. You know what I mean? I would never buy a red. If anybody's out there

they got a red, feel free to send it. Oh, sure. I'm not buying a red. You would use one. How much of those cameras out of curiosity? Let me see. A red. I think even red camera fucking retarded. Which one? Like, renting them? Like, when you go

to... Yeah. I think even renting them crazy. 35. 35. $51,000. I want a video camera so bad, but at the same time, it's like I know I'm not going to use it enough. So I haven't know where the fuck I'd put it when I'd record myself in my room. In my fucking tiny ass girl bedroom. Where the fuck would I put it?

Yeah, you got a female. Oh, but there's a premium. I absolutely have a female bedroom. Wait, so it's either $51,000 or $3,000. Uh, well, what's, okay, there's clearly. There's different models, I guess. There must be. Why does it look like that?

I've only heard. I thought 3,000 one sounds like, crazy, right? Because it's just the body. Like, it's all the lenses. It all, I thought the 3,000 was like when you rent it because I would see, like, oh, you can rent one and it would be fucking thousands of dollars even to rent it. Now, cameras are like, cameras are like plane tickets. You know, we're like, you buy the ticket.

And then you think that's it. But then it's like, oh, well, now you bought the ticket, but now you got to buy the seat. And it's like, oh, okay. And now you got to buy the bag. You know, you got to, you got to buy your bag. Fucking Lily's family is going to Costa Rica. Why? I don't fucking know.

I don't want to go. I don't care about going to Costa Rica. You don't have to go. You're a full-grown adult. No, I'm going to go because of the fact that, you can, I hate, you can't complain if you're just going to go. The only reason I'm going to go is because of the fact that the mother doesn't feel comfortable going down without a, And he was the dad's already going to be down there for work. A lot of people don't feel comfortable going down.

But that's already going to be there because of work. So you're going with your mother-in-law pretty much just to go just to make her feel more comfortable. No, it's me and Lily and her. But Lily's fucking Lily. Wait. Anything happens, Lily's fucking dead. Wait, wait. So she has Lily, her daughter.

So what's the problem? Because she doesn't feel safe. She doesn't feel safe. And I'm like, I don't, what am I going to do? She doesn't feel safe in one of the safest ways to travel? No. All right. Well, whatever.

No, I gotta make fun of them a little bit. You make fun of me. I don't want to be there. I just, you know, I already said it, like, you're a full-grown adult. You don't have to go anywhere. You don't want to go. I really don't want to go. I really don't like planes.

I really don't like planes. I have to go this. I want to go back to the Spotify thing because I was like kind of the thing. Start all this. Find your balls, man. I do think, look, what Spotify is doing is bad. I don't got any objection to people being like, fuck Spotify. Makes perfect sense.

However. However. However. It is a shame that it is, what a shame. It is, it's like I have so many, I have a lot of issues with YouTube also. You know? It's the place. We're here.

And it's like, that's where everybody is. It's kind of like not opening up your pizza place in New York because it's like, oh, I don't like with the New York. York government does. Okay, go to Maine in West Bumbafuck where no one's going to buy it. Like, I don't know.

It's kind of hard in an attention economy, like, to make decisions like that, especially because, like, the way that I think about it is like, I can't think of a single thing that I pour money into that isn't going to something that's probably like completely antithetical to how I feel it should be spent, you know? Like my tax dollars, like, Jesus Christ, I've been raped by the fucking government long enough. And that money's just going to, you know, bomb Palestinian kids. everything that you buy there's no ethical consumption

I guess is what I'm saying so I don't really know what to do as a person who like I want to make more music I've been writing a lot more lately and if I don't put it on Spotify I don't know where I'm going to put it really yeah you can put it everywhere else but Spotify is the place you want to put it

if you want it to gain traction yeah like the best thing that can happen to you as an artist is you're getting your music on a playlist on Spotify then that's how a lot of people get discovered. Yeah. So it's kind of hard to want to protest that.

You know, you're like, if you want people to hear your fucking music, not being on Spotify is not a good idea. Yeah. I get it. And I respect it. I respect the people who can do it, especially the smaller people who, like, are doing it on principle. And they're not like, I don't know, Drake or something.

Right. Who would never do that anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I respect it. I don't know if I have the backbone to do that, really. Straight up. Yeah, the way that I see it is, I want, I want people to join me in the, you know, in the, in the, in the revolution that I've always wanted of voting people out that are clearly maintaining the system that is allowing monopolies to thrive. Yeah.

They won't. Unfortunately, people are on average. You're gay. Or too gay. So what are good? What are you going to do about it? You're gay. You're going to have to be consciously aware and just feed into the system.

because there's not enough people to help you combat it. Some black guy, some gay guy. Some black guy, some gay gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, some gay, gay, some gay gay, some gay, some big gay black. I wouldn't even. Some black gay. That's pretty good. You are gay. It's pretty good.

You're welcome. Yeah. I wouldn't even know what to. If he went on TV, if he went on TV and said that? Certainly in a coma. Because there's no, there's no way he's talking about me. Like, oh, I'm dying. I'm clearly dead.

And this is my own. He does gay parodies. It's crazy. He's always a gay thing. He does gay songs and he wears sunglasses indoors. He wears a hat too. He wears a hat sometimes. What's with the hat?

He's probably has a problem with hats indoors too. He's at that age. You think so? I don't think he cares. No, he loves hats. No, indoors. I think he loves him. I think I feel like, because he's got the maga hat.

I don't think I've seen him wear a hat indoors. I feel like I've certainly seen him wear a hat. I don't know. I could be wrong, but like I feel like I've definitely. It's just like, because like people is age, it was like insane. for a male to wear hats and doors. You're right, but do you think that he cares about decorum though? Yes.

Like when it comes to like the way he dresses and shit, yeah. I don't know if I... He tucks his shirt in all the time. He always, his shoes are always polo. Yeah, I think he cares about that and that's it. I don't know. You could be right. I think it's the only thing he cares about it, to be honest.

Because the way he carries himself in every other way, you think he should have his shirt untucked. There should be mustard stains on them and shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? I know what you're... I know what you're saying. garbage on his face and his to-pace sucks cock, but like he's always presentable, if you know what I mean. I know what you're saying.

I just feel like I've seen him, because I've seen him wear that hat in places. I've seen him wear that hat at the desk in the Oval Office, you know what I mean? I think for a promo. Yeah, but that even if you take it a hat, he's not actually wearing that, like when he's going golfing, he wears his hat. You know what I'm saying? Sure. Like I can't imagine that he cares about the hat.

You could be right, though. I don't know personally. I just know. I've been around enough old people that they would like, they get weird when you're like, we're going to head and door, son. I'm like, it's like, the elbows on the table thing that I never understood either. Oh, that is rude. I'm like, why?

Fuck you. I was like, answer me, why is it rude? Give me an answer why it's rude. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how

do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted. the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

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That's a crazy thing to say after that. I like, that's, they're like, this isn't stupid. I'm like, I can break the game. Anyway, the real answer to this question, the real answer to this question is like, is there anything that I have a problem supporting? It's unfortunately like What is it? S&K You like S&K that much? I love metal slug

And I Like S&K that much though Well what are you saying If you like you like love metal slug like that much Metal slug you think about like the duality of supporting them over that Saudi prince Well I don't Like I don't like there was a metal slug tactics game that I thought looked really fucking cool And I haven't gotten it because I just like that's so that's such a der because it's such a

Because it's such a direct thing. It's like, it's not even like, it's not even like this lay, this, that you could argue that there's many layers removing them. It's like straight up the Saudi Prince owns this and benefits directly and probably tells them things. Like they're probably in direct communication or at least have been. And that's kind of crazy. That does kind of fuck with it.

If, if you, if, oh, yeah. Like this money that I pay for, I don't know, a Halo Infinite Battle Pass goes to Microsoft, off to corporation investing in AI or all sorts of things and like laying people off and that's very bad if I buy Metal Suck Tactics some guy who's murdered journalists

goes oh sick a sale like it's kind of I don't know that's too direct for me it would be like if Bill it would be like if Phil Spencer the Xbox guy like if he himself

blended puppies you know I can't buy a halo skin If Phil Spencer's blending puppies At that point It's so comically evil To like murder a journalist Yeah and then like

Knowing how it happened to Yeah Dismembering him and shit And I'm like bro It's that's too much for me What's name like showge or showge or something like that I don't have any Earthy name is dead

Dead dead dead journalist Jesus Christ But that's really the only thing I can think of that I've actually like that I've actually like said I was gonna I don't typically boycott and I don't even really necessarily say like oh everybody boycott it's just like I don't I personally just don't feel comfortable I tend to support villains so I don't know I'm not to support we all we all do in some way we all do I do it happily though it's the difference me you're not the same that's true that is true you are evil yeah whatever yeah no we have like a we have a we have a we have a

we have a complaint somebody going hard on the pain on dare I Derek. Good. We want to read it? I hope so. All right. I'm sure I'll refute them. Scott Pilgrim versus the IDF.

What's up, Bosmer, Orsamer, and Redguard? What the fuck are those? I know Redguard. Well, Osamars, so that's from Dragon Age. Oh, yeah, I don't. The dwarves. Okay. Yeah, but whatever.

Dragon Age, just so, doesn't inspire anything anymore. As far as sadness. does. That's so sad. Anyway, he says, I have something deeply important that needs addressing.

I'm sure. Derek, L.A. is not dense in the slightest. It has 7,000 people per square mile. New York City has

nearly 30,000 per square mile. The problem is, the problem with L.A. is that it isn't dense enough, and there are limited viable alternatives

to driving. This is what makes L.A. worse than cities like New York, Boston, D.C. Philly, and most other cities around the world. Chris was right,

and you're retarded. Let's see. So I actually, I usually don't comment. I comment at a guy that said something similar. Because I was actually, I was, I was going to clip something. But anyway, the thing that annoys me with what people don't understand that should be obvious is that not everything is supposed to be built like New York or any of these other cities. L.A. is built in a specific way and then is only ruined by too many. people being in this area. It was not designed. It was never supposed to be designed to hold this many people. As many people that are in here, when this person talks about it has this many people, that is completely irrelevant. This is the thing that annoys me about stupid people. I'm sorry, sir. When you, when you, when you jump to conclusions that have no, no, that have no fucking, it completely irrelevant to the point. That's when people arrogantly jump to conclusions,

when it has nothing to do with that. If you built a house in a fucking area that was only supposed to be you for a couple of acres and then 50 people just happen to move in that area isn't not fucking ruined? Of course it is. So when you have these rich cunts

that are building a bunch of apartments, like when I just lived on a fucking cedar, when I was just eyeing, I was like, there are hundreds of cars on this block. Yeah. This is insane. It is ridiculous. Like, it's, I'm like, the amount of, they just build a new apartment that was just on sixth and cedar.

They just finished it. And they're actually finishing another one. So that means fucking 50 people are about to move here. That means close to 100 cars. And another, I'm like, bro, they're doing this to maximize profits. And then I'm having these jokers telling me that, oh, well, if it was like this, like, no, it was just not supposed to be like this. It's just that simple. I mean, it was not.

New York supposed to be like that in its own right either because of the fact of how many people live in New York. The housing crisis there is un-fucking believable. That has nothing to do with how many people are there, though. I mean, 100% does. What do you mean? No, what do you mean? The housing crisis, people not being able to find homes? That has not to do with how many people there are.

That has more to do with the fact that everything that's available is not owned by any of the people living there. It's like owned by foreign governments and fucking Zillow and shit. But that's still a problem with people because so many people are located in one place, they can't find enough. Like, if you... There are, no, what I'm saying is like there are places available. people just can't afford them because they're being artificially inflated. That's not a problem with like too many people.

That plays into the part of it but look at like the idea of like transit and like even traffic. We don't talk about New York traffic. New York City has bad traffic fucking traffic. It's not bad as LA's like fucking freeway traffic. That shit is crazy.

If, uh, inner city traffic like in Manhattan is fucked as well too. I want to say if, yeah, but no one drives. If New York didn't have a, well, that's the, it's also perplexing.

That's actually really perplexing. Because like when I can't even imagine New York would obviously wouldn't work if it didn't have a subway system. Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean it's so. Or the best system. It needs both of them. The thing that perplexes me is when I when I visited last time in 2019 or whatever the fuck or 20, whatever.

Whatever. I was like, why are there so many cars out? Like they're fucked. Normally what we do like whenever we would drive down to the city, we would drive into the Bronx and we would park and then we would go on a train and take it in the city. Right. That's what we would do. Right. Go on woodlawn or something. If, if, yeah, people that are driving in Manhattan to get from point A and point B, like, well, why? Well, that's kind of thing. It's like, that's, that's, that's the assumption of necessity at that point. Like, you're, the only

reason you would be in a car in New York City is because you need to be. And I'm sure that there are circumstances where, like, I can imagine that might be true for some people, like, whether they got a job or like, okay, the train schedule is not what I, the train schedule, it doesn't line up, whatever. And that's the, but like, that's what, that's, that's, That's why I appreciate it is because like everybody who's in a car in New York City, generally speaking, needs to be. What makes it weird about- No one who has the option not to be is doing that. What makes it weird about New York is even crazier is that like Manhattan is a perplexing place too because most people don't even live in Manhattan out of there.

That's true. Oh, sure. Like I live in Manhattan really. Like I know like people. They could. They once upon a time could. They once upon a time could. But also Manhattan is fucking packed, dude.

That's even part of the reason why they can put the rent prices so high Because people need to fucking live there So like you go in a building And it's fucking packed of people Supply and demand If you go if you go near down If you go further down from what to call it from Um

Uh Not Soho What is it called? Um What is it called? It's a hole over there I forgot what it is but like near um Near one of the colleges

I don't think it matters But like that place is the ghetto And it's packed people are homes They're all over there too And it's like what the fuck It just doesn't I think genuinely too many people move to cities And they've just fucked what happens to cities

Granted people come there to make up It's just a wrong way to look at it That's just not true People going to cities is a good thing It's not about I think it's the fact It's the fact that certain cities are just like not designed for it for sure LA is not designed for this At a certain point there is if you have a

Unless the city is allowed to expand outward It's not sustainable And so the thing is when you're building on top When you're building on top of each other, you're not creating more space for people to actually live in a reasonable way. And the only reason they get, because things are already drawn. You can't, like, what do you do? You can't necessarily like, L.A. are, we're going to start.

We're going to overtake like these areas that are more than L.A. anymore. You can't do that. Well, the real, I don't know, the real issue to me, and I think, I don't really remember the specifics of what we were talking about why this came up. But do you remember specifically? Well, I think it started because. Because, like, you were saying if things were, I think it was like if things were in L.A. were designed more like how New York were and people were more living like in these areas. It wouldn't, there would be no reason to travel a significant amount of space or something like that. If everything was closer together, it was like more of like, if things were, I guess, more like the boroughs and they were closer together. Right, right. It would, it would, it would, it would incentivize less highway travel. Yeah, it wouldn't be as there wouldn't be that annoying fucking hour and a half fucking. drive that would be eliminated. And all I was saying was that I just I don't mind driving that

distance. It's just the it just when people made those highways, they weren't thinking like tens of millions of people are going to live in this area. So it's like, well, what do you do? They're trying to expand the freeways and make them. It's like there's only so much you can do. We're just fucking crazy. Yeah. It doesn't even help. They expand the 405 so big and it's still. It doesn't even help. They expand the 405 so big and it's still fucking packed. The thing, it's almost like nothing happened. The way that,

and look, this is really more of just like, kind of like a hunch. I'm not a civil engineer. I don't know any. Sure. I'm not an engineer.

That was a complete accident. But the way, like I feel like I would have to imagine. And granted, this is also the fault of LA too because it's on a fault line and so you can't build things

as high necessarily. Sure. There's a lack of, you can't build basements in the same way. So it's just like, It's a limited space from the get-go. But I would have to imagine that, like, the reason there's so much traffic is because every individual place here doesn't have everything that a place needs to thrive,

really. And the reason it doesn't have that is because a lot of these places can only hold so many people because the buildings can only be so tall. There's only so much space. And so you end up having, like, like, Burbank, right? Like, if you could have way taller buildings, there would be a bigger nightlife. There would be more things here

because there would be more, there would be a bigger customer base to demand like, oh, we could actually put like a club here or like a, or like a this or a that. And then there would be less,

what do you mean? And then we'll just turn it to the same kind of thing. No, but no. But what I'm saying is like, you, people go to other places in L.A. To satisfy needs

that they are not getting in their own place. If I could spend all of my time in the same place, I probably would. Yeah, you would, but then I would make more people migrate to the place where you can do that. But they wouldn't be clogging up the highways. They wouldn't be clogging up the highways. Because they would get everything that they need.

I think it would just create a bigger, more congested place. It would create a different vibe. It would create a different vibe. It would create a different vibe, but it would be a different problem. People, there's people that don't want to. Maybe. There's a lot of people that don't want to live in those areas. Like when I lived in, see, it would be like this, like, what, I was living my mom for a minute in Buckeye, Arizona.

And it's so Buckeye is. That sounds crazy. That sounds fake. It's bum-fuck nothing. And you have to drive about five miles to get into the town to proper to actually shop. Like you had to drive five miles. But the thing, it took five minutes because you were driving so fucking fast. Sure.

You just go on the 10. You just get there. All right, cool. I'm there. So you didn't think about it. There's so many people around the United States that live that way. And they can't imagine all of a sudden their little city of Buckeye being filled with tens of thousands of people now. And they're like, oh.

I can't even zip down the fucking freeway anymore because everybody's here. It wasn't designed for that. So the idea is to not turn it into a metropolis, stop bringing people into this fucking area. It's like at a certain point, it's like there's a city fucking cap. Like it'd be like, hey, bro,

there's no more shit for thousands of people to just be here. Sure. And the other issue that I actually personally have, because to me, my issue is all about people who own everything. The people that are building all this bullshit and sardinia us and then also just, you know, building a bunch of golf courses and the best land that could be built for houses and all this shit. And so I always get annoyed. And I like, I commented to some guy because I'm like,

you're saying that this is the issue and not the people that are actually creating the issue. That's what actually makes me mad. Like that, like I'm not necessarily bothered about us talking about theorizing and shit like that. I'm like, whatever. But. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new Director of Research, Jake Gembetta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is

the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide deals and earn four times of points.

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Sure. Because it's just profit incentive, sardating people in certain areas that don't need to be. And then all these beautiful, fucking hills and all this stuff that's resolved. for fucking these assholes to golf and shit. Fucking hotels and shit. I'm like, fuck you. Yeah. Fuck you, man. There's plenty. There is a lot of space in L.A. for people to spread out, but technically there isn't.

Because they're sardid to areas that are quote-to-quote affordable. And then it's like that's in these inner fucking places, right? And you're fucked. Yeah, I don't know. I look at like so many of the things that, like Korea Town or whatever. Like that's where you, that's where this is available. Franken's, is fucking ridiculous. ridiculous how far away it is.

That's pretty far. And so you're just like, man, there's, I don't know, I can, I can remember, like, being in the city and being like, oh, there's literally no reason to go anywhere else. Because everything that I need or anything that we could possibly want to do is here, it's approachable and we don't even have to, we don't even have to look at a highway. I like the entire time that we're here. And that I prefer that, and I think there's some wisdom in there. Outside of L.A., it's not like, so when I grew up in Orange County, going to Franken's

fun. Sure. You just go. But you're not far. That's why also really. But even like, like I can jump on the 57. Like see from where I'm at.

I'm going to get on that I'm right by the 91. I'm going to jump on the 57. I'm going to have a decent time going to 57 because it isn't as fucked as the freeways in L.A. Because it isn't. Orange County isn't so fucking sardine like L.A. It's crazy over there. People work in L.A. That's the thing.

And the thing. And I feel like. And I feel like that's also. The same problem with New York. People work in Manhattan. A lot of people don't fucking live. in Manhattan. Sure.

I work in Manhattan and live in Westchester and shit. You know the thing that's interesting though, a lot of people that don't need

to live in L.A., live in L.A. That's one thing that annoys the fuck out of me. Us. Yes. The amount of

creators that move to fucking North Hollywood and all this shit and I'm like, you don't even work in the industry. Why are you here? And that is a massive

problem that I realize that every, there's so many people in fucking, in fucking, what is the, what is the, commerce and all these places that they're in the area and they don't actually have to be,

but it's the cool place to be. And so I'm like, well, I, you know, out of, I moved here specifically because now we're physically doing something. Sure. So it's like it makes perfect sense to live here, but then she had a fucking horrible time with fighting jobs in Armenia land. Yeah. And then what are you going to do?

We thought it was going to be better. More jobs in L.A. should be better time. We should have some affirmative action. in this area. It's like, yeah, we don't need this many. It's fucked like,

it's, it's hard to, it's hard to talk about that and not sound like a horrible. I know, because it sounds crazy. But it doesn't, because that's,

it sounds, it would be one thing if I was living in, it would be one thing if this was called little Armenian. I'd be like, all right, I guess I know what I'm getting into. The position you're taking is like,

when, when the whites have a problem with affirmative action for minorities, you're like, oh, that's fucked up. Because look, in this area,

it is pretty, predominantly a certain type of people. Yes. Not predominantly. Extremely. No, that's still, it's predominantly. It is,

no. Predominantly is such an undersell. It's insane. I saw an Armenian fusion tire shop. That's awesome. What are we doing? What are Armenian tires?

I think, I think there's a, there are, there's a ton of Armenian people on here. Yes. Yeah, it's North Hollywood to, North Hollywood, Glendale.

This part of Burbank. Yeah, like it's a big community. And Jojo had a very difficult time trying to because, unfortunately, some people would argue the same thing about Hispanics. Like, oh, you got to speak Spanish to work here. And I'm like, from my experience, it wasn't as difficult in those areas. Being here, I, yeah. Granted, it's, if you don't speak Armenian, you're going to have a hard time. For California, I don't hear his name to Ian, but it's at the end of their name.

And it's kind of crazy. Hey man, I love Susan Weber Down, so I ain't trying to fucking like shit on. We're joking around kind of. I'm not. I am like 30% joking. I'm like, I'm 10%. I worked, I worked in Glendale. I'm 90% serious.

I worked in Glendale and I went to school there. It's, uh, it's, uh, it's a lot. The thing is like, you can't. It's a lot. The thing that, the thing that. And it's what I like. Try that. That's right.

All right. Now you're, now you're, now you're getting into the church. Try. Try, try doing food service. there. It's crazy. The thing generally, the thing generally is that, and it's why I like New York, as much as I do, it's just like, I think you have these pockets, but like they're forced. You're kind of forced to interact outside of it. And so like, I believe that about Glendo, but I believe that about New York, but also at the same time, it's like, I don't know, New York is a very weird

place because there's also a boatload of racism in New York, but it's like racism. It's not. It's I'm not like here, man. It's like, it is great. Like, if you find, if you find, if you find yourself segregated, differently more segregated, the problem with New York is that the communities are like straight up just not accepting. Like the Chinese community in lower Manhattan is just not accepting of other people. They're like, buy your food and leave. Get out of here.

Is it that bad? From what I remember being down there was pretty, it's pretty. pretty interesting. Yeah. Like the Italians on the, I'm freaking on the 200s of New York. They were. They were,

they were cool to me because they knew my mom and they, when I was like good friends and all of them. But like, I would hear them say raised shit about other Bible

while I'm around them. And I'm like, this is interesting. This is interesting. And then the Caribbean Latinos, the Dominicans hating the Puerto Ricans, even though they're like,

you're not making like a case for your, I love New York. I love New York. The thing is that I think those are problems that are like are there very arbitrarily and then you have to mix with people you know you have to interact other people so it definitely changed the mentality a bit because when I was there I was around much older people when I was there at the time yeah when I my younger friends no one would no one seemed crazy at all everyone was like like I you know I'm fucking Italian dating some black

bitch from fucking from fucking Harlem and stuff like that so it was it's a force integration that will eventually breed better mentalities you know yeah hopefully hopefully you'd hope I really just feel like you just haven't spent much time in New York since you left? I think you would never in the city proper. I think that's the thing. You were in Manhattan. You weren't in the other boroughs. The other boroughs are way different.

Because the Bronx is like... I'm literally... What are we talking? Because I'm talking about the overall city of New York. You're talking about Manhattan. Yeah, I'm talking about Manhattan. I'm talking about... I'm talking about...

I consider that Manhattan. I understand people call it the city. I'm talking about the greater of like the other boroughs and stuff like that. The city of New York. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The city of New York Post in New York City.

I think that's what the argument that people say. I guess that, yeah. It's the argument of people say. I don't call it that. I'm like, that's Manhattan. You're writing that I don't, I haven't spent a lot of time in the Queens. I mean, I've, when I was living there. I hated the Bronx.

I had no shame about that. The Bronx is fucking crazy and it's only gotten worse. Yeah. I can't even imagine. A lot of China people in the Bronx? China people is crazy. It's like almost a slur. Yeah, it is.

I was trying to think of something. You said China. I was trying to think of, I was trying to think of, like, not say China, but what can I say? But it was very, from where I remember where I was growing up there, it was very, very Caribbean Hispanic. There were like the southwestern Hispanics, but they weren't, they weren't common. What was the worst thing anyone ever said to you? Me?

Yeah. Probably not really that many terrible things, honestly. Because I was around most of people. I was around like people that knew me. I was around a good community. You know, it's hilarious. I remember, I remember my first experience with a black stranger. in the Bronx, like somebody that I didn't know, like that I had no idea.

It was just like I was in my car. Or it was like, not my car. It was my parents' car. I was a child. But like I look over to my right and I see like two people beating up a phone booth and screaming out and I was like, huh. I cannot remember my first interaction. That's crazy. Dakota's not like that.

Beating up a phone booth. My first interaction. I had no. I think about that. That place is crazy. The Bronx is great. Gun Hill Avenue or Gun Hill Road or whatever. Gunhill Road is like one of the worst places to live.

I'm astounded that my grandmother survived there. Because I left on a concourse and that was better. Anyway, that was way better. The point is... The point is... It's horrible like going up the conference down. Anyway, the point is I think we should build the Twin Towers in every single subsidy in L.A.

So they get knocked down? No, just so that we can move everybody into them. Agreed. And we'll build a club at the bottom or something. We can't. It's unfortunate if that happens and one bad earthquake happens. It would be wild. It would be absurd.

People are going to get cancered. The dust in your fucking air is gonna be insane. We'll just have to do some fracking. It's fine. We'll figure it out. You're gonna frack the world so there's no fault lines. That's a great idea. I hadn't thought of that.

If you frack the fault line away, then there's no risk. So there's just a hole. This is a gaping maw. Yeah, but you could just build like a pool or something. I don't understand why we can't just like build the, you know, in the fault lines where like the plates are all rubbing together and shit. Can we just like make them not do that? It seems like we should be able to. We just, we just like, you know, have like something.

You mean to tell me we? And then it just kind of keeps it apart and we're good. It's kind of crazy that like we can we can force of the planet. That's interesting. That's interesting theory. That's like that's like a dumb thing. But like maybe in like 900 years and we're way smarter, hopefully if we don't die off from being stupid. The fact that we can.

That's a good idea. The fact that we can build. That moment leave Earth though. You know. Yeah. The fact that in the 90s, we could build Furbys. Okay. But we still can't figure out how to keep the faults from shifting.

That's ridiculous. The idea of thinking that Furbys are such far-flug technology is crazy. We could build Furbys once. I think there's- We got to that point and then we only regret. I think there's key points in technological, there's the Industrial Revolution. Right. There was, you know, the steam engine and all that stuff.

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And then it was the internet. Clearly in that order. Yeah. And then iPhone, the smartphone. The significance of the Furby being 80. benchmark in America. I think it's clearly a benchmark. I think you'd have to be crazy. Like you don't talk about the

fucking domestication of dogs. You don't talk about the creation of the wheel. That's not technology stupid. That's a beast. You don't create of the wheel. You don't talk about like fucking, I don't know, the creation of the wheel is an algebra and freaking mathematics. I'm talking about America. Yeah. Furbies are American 100%. You sure about that? Well, it's happened during America.

Yeah, I want them to be. They're clearly like Japanese or something. Who made Furby? Chinese, I'm assuming. Chinese. Well, hold on. They're obviously they're made in China. But like, they're created by China. Softbed.

No way. I don't know to spell Furby anymore. Furby? I think it's F-U-R-B-Y. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I think I would have to imagine.

I think Japanese, it just strikes me as a Japanese thing. More on China. They don't look, they don't look silly enough to be Japanese. You are kind of right, but I don't think, I don't think they look Chinese either. I think they look creepy enough to be Chinese. What? So. They're Armenian?

So it's, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, It's a hybrid. Well, at least it says it was created by Dave Hampton and Caleb Chung. Oh, it's a collab. Yeah. Sounds awfully Chinese to me. Chung is obviously Chinese, but... Maybe.

Hampton's also Chinese too. Could be a nickname. It could be Chungston. Could be Chungston. You're right. Could be Taiwanese. Chungstein. Taiwan is a part of...

That's crazy. Beechling. You can't say free time. You can't say free time. Juan and my rival. Isn't that funny? What if the Furby won't say it? Say free time on. That's crazy.

No. They're not saying where they're from. Free what? Free what? China from China? It doesn't make sense. Free what would you say? Like walks around the circle.

No. No, I will never. I will never submit. So what is it? It's some white guy and a Chinese man? Yeah. It's not telling me. I'm going to put country of origin, so.

That's a good idea. Let's see Atlantis! We know it's fucking manufactured in China, bitch. We know that. Just a stupid thing to even tell someone. It's developed in the United States. So Hampton and Chung were probably...

So Chung was probably a Chinese American. No, you mean a Chinese... So it's American. So that's clearly an American. Yeah. I mean, in fairness, it is cute and ugly in the way that Americans make cute and ugly things. It isn't distinctly Japanese or Chinese, really. It is kind of like gremlins.

Yeah, they are just gremlins. Yeah, but gremlins isn't like, I mean, gremlins are Chinese in the lore of the movie, but that movie is clearly American. There's no way. The way they do Chinatown in that movie makes it clear that it's wild. There's no way a gremlin like that could have sent America because the natives would have used magic to get rid of them. They would have prayed to that thing probably. They would have either rebuked it or that would have been seen as like a manifestation of like the earth's will to communicate with mankind.

Like it would be like a god kind of thing. They would rebuke it. There's no way. learns and speaks English after being born after like very like a short amount of time. Those things become really cognizant real fucking quick in that movie. No way. Sorry.

Do you think Gizmo could prevent being corrupted if he got fed? I think Gizmo could prevent it. I think I think he has the power but he wouldn't be cute anymore. Do you think Gizmo is a Zionist? I think Gizmo is the prodigal son like literally. I just found something out. Would you be a giantist? There's a character based off of Furby and so the American

you know, the common writer, so the American version was Masked writer. Yeah. And they had this Furby, Furby called Furbis. Furbis was, was suited. Under the suit was Vern Troier.

Huh? So this fucking thing that I watched as a kid that it was the, that's Minimee. Yeah, Minerreux. Yeah, Vern Troyes. Yeah. Ferns Roy is Minimie if anyone

to know. I'm completely, because I thought like he didn't do anything till he was probably, just some random motherfucker and then like hey my assumption

is wasn't he Alf no he's too I don't think that's way too tall to be old he's also

he's also way too tall to be Vern Troier so you see like Vern Troia right unless he's in a meck that's crazy that would be sick as fuck

he's like the men in black fucking Orion's belt guy oh no what's very the head of Alph I think about this a lot right

I think about it a lot that's crazy how how terrifying is a German shepherd to Vern Troier like how

like how like not much of a game. I mean, it's a fucking dire wolf, dude. That's a one-headed Cerberus. Like how like not funny is that to them? You know, like I think about like when I play D&D. Not to them. You talk about.

Because Vern Troir is small, even among, you know, people with like a dwarfism or whatever. Because he, I don't even think he's just a normal dwarf. I think he's like a. A pygmy? He's like a nicked progerian or something.

Like there's such like he, like in the same way that Shane Gillis is kind of like nicked with Down syndrome a little bit. He's definitely. You can see it on his face. You got slapped with it a little bit. He's got diagonal syndrome for sure. But like, Vern Troier.

Vern Troier is clearly like, he clearly like just barely Matrix dodged a little bit. I think he's a dwarf actually. He's so small. I think it's a dwarfism is, isn't it? No, well, I mean, yeah, broadly. Two foot eight, man.

That's short for a fucking dwarf man. Like a Yorkie could probably do it. A Yorkie? Like a product of a Yorkie that really means it. No, because that's still a four. a man. That's still a dense muscle like, yeah. No, it's a dense muscle of all 48 pounds. Like, what do you

mean? No, Vern Troier could take a Yorkie for sure. Maybe not today because he's dead, but like... Okay, do you think... Give me a medium side guy. And Australian Shepherd can take him out. I don't think so, man. I think it could. Because look at Vern Troier compared to who's the guy from Jackass.

What's his name? We man. We man. We man is much bigger than him. Comically so. Yeah, much bigger. We man is like Yudashak The head of Roetroyer Yeah and that's insane Because we man is Wee

He's a wee man He's a wee man He's a wee man What are you looking up there? I'm just yeah I kind of see what you're saying By like really looking at him I'm like there's

Yeah like that's not just a dwarf I see I don't even know if that's like the right word You're supposed to say little person Whatever Whatever You're gonna be respectful You're like

I don't know if that's the real one I'm like that It just immediately Undercut my own kindness Like I don't know man Like I think most dogs could take them out man So weren't sure you're jacked or was I feel like he was

So I'm saying He could ring a progerian But that's not a progerian But that's not But that's not full size muscle That's what I think It's still muscle mass But it's human muscle mass tiny

Look at that I mean it's probably not healthy But like, he would have beat the piss out of a few dogs I think a shepherd would be a shepherd is a different story I think a yorky's dog The shepherd that they use for the police dogs Yeah, it would fuck them up, yes The ones that killed bin Laden

The dog that killed bin Laden That nigga has been dead for fucking years The dog that found Bin Laden's dead body And wrung it around him That found his fucking dude he had no kidneys And his Naruto fucking his nartes Supposedly bin Laden was hiding in some cave and shit, you know, like...

The cubby, did you remember the cubby they showed? I was like, what the fuck is this? I think that was somebody else. That's Saddam. Oh my gosh. That's different. It's crazy. It's crazy.

It's crazy. It got the mixed up, actually. I mean... Do you see that there's video of him being hanged? Saddam? Yeah. You see that? Is it a good watch? No.

It's very underwhelming. You know, it's a good watch though? Seen the Indian men that hanged that attacked a couple. These guys were pretending to be a bus. Like, they're like, oh, What fuck are you saying? What do you say? Shut the fuck up.

What are you saying? You know, you listen. No, we don't. We don't. I swear to God. Listen. Bus operators.

Okay. Come on, man. When I say something stupid, you use your brain and correct. I'm not smart. So I'm not, I can't help you. I know it's the show. It's the show. No, no, Derek.

I don't know. People pretending to be a bus. No, but Derek. That's what's crazy. Hold on. I don't know about, I don't know what they. They do in India. I don't know if they link arms like Voltron and make a bus.

I don't know, maybe. Hello, I am bus. That's why I thought that. It's me, the bus. It's me. That's why I thought they killed them. I was like, this motherfucker is trying to be a bus.

They literally opened this guy's arm like it's the door. Yeah, yeah. It's one whole guy is the door. I see nothing suspicious about this at all. Why don't you come in here and enter white women? A bunch of the Indians. A bunch of Indians. Indians stack together to make

the shape of a functioning bus is insane That's crazy One guy's like a contortionist and he's the wheels He's holding his He's holding his feet from behind And one guy's steering him Four of them were like each one's a wheel Yeah, yeah

All right I like that better So I'm gonna continue on that But yeah so they're pretending to be a bus Six Indian men pretend to be a bus That's way too small But you're right, go ahead They pulled it off Because this couple entered in

They're all Mysterio apparently Just masters of illusion. But yeah, yeah, they assaulted his dude, broke his leg, and then they absolutely destroyed that woman, unfortunately. Why did they do that? What is happening? Oh, because they're evil men. Not the Indians, those Indians in particular. Those people in particular happen to live in India.

Right, right. Even though those individuals. Even though the rapists are insane. It's really not. Anyway, anyway, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I'm really back. So they

So basically those guys went on trial They got hanged And they really You can publicly Watch them getting hanged They got publicly hanged Yeah And then

And then One of them got Dude yeah One of them got off I thought hung was for clothes And hanged is Oh really? Yes

It's like yeah Yeah yeah They're hanged I thought it was hung Anything that was hung Like past tense No you would just say They were hanged

Oh okay I think colloquially Like the hanged man I guess I think Colloquially you could say hung and nobody would care. People would understand and only, only pretentious cunts would be like it's hanged.

You know what? The famous singer from Eric. I heard William Hung had a crazy dick. You heard it was William Hung? Fucking stupid. He was William Hung. Petus Hung. So dumb. William. Willie hung.

Yeah, yeah. So stupid. Watching those guys hang was fun. Because you know, I don't want to watch anything like that, but sometimes you're like, yeah, you. Being hung as a brutal. And they're like crying and shit the whole time. And I'm like, you don't get to cry.

You don't get to cry. You don't get to cry. You don't get to cry. There's not many videos like that I would willingly watch and cheer, but like there's definitely some that I wouldn't care. Like it wouldn't move the need. It's like the, quite frankly, the United Health guy. Like I just didn't, I wasn't necessarily over the moon. Right?

But like, I didn't care that it happened. No, I was like, cool. I'll never cheer. I'll never cheer. Why does somebody die, but I will laugh? I mean, that's almost worse. It's not, it's not laughing. Laughing is not for evil people.

So would you, let me put it, let me put you in the shoes of somebody, right? Like, if you, let's say you were, you were on trial for one of the many things that you're clearly guilty of that no one knows about yet. That's true. I'm not guilty because no one knows about them. Sure. So you know. But let's say you're on, you're in the- Just prove me right.

Prove them real and I'll be like, hey, whatever. You can't because you won't be able to. You're in the gallows. Okay. Or on the get, whatever it is. I don't know how the fuck to use that word. But you're sitting there, you're looking at a bunch of people. They're all going to watch you get hanged.

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Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. Ready to save, it's time for cyber deals.

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you see there's a bunch of people half of the audience is cheering half the audience is laughing what do you feel what do you feel better about I don't know I think I'm already I think I have to dissociate it's not about to die

well let's assume that you've lost the ability to dissociate because they've beaten you so hard I don't know I feel more but worse about people people cheering I think cheering feels different because people are happy

You can laugh out of nerves Right That's what I do I laugh out of nerves Most of the time Until the point It's become a part of who I am So now when I see bad things happen

I've confused I've reviewed like laughter With like fear So it's just a one A mix up of the two Oh that's great That's lame That's good

Well that's good Well that's good Well on that note On that note Everybody Like seeing somebody Dangle from a fucking From a fucking rope

Like an ornament is interesting Yes Shut up Especially if they're fighting Someone of a really strong neck is still going. I'm trying to outro the show. He's like, no. Listen.

Oh, no, we have an internet thing? I got to call these people. I got to call these people in... Dude, Gaston did that. What's going on? Is your phone connection to the internet? No one nuts like Gaston. Try and load something.

Okay, let me see. No one's dick is incredibly thick as Gaston. Fat. Because his penis is meaty and heavy. I got fat cock for your ass. Something like that. I don't know. Gaston's dick looks like his fucking arm.

It seems to be okay. Okay, yeah, it just started loading. I guess it cut out maybe a little bit. Every last inch of my dick is real big. What the fuck are you even singing? No one. No one. No one.

Fucks like Gaston. No one sucks like Gaston. No one's dick is incredibly thick as Gaston. I don't know what this is. There's no penis is meaty and hearty. I don't know what that is. I have much semen to spare. The Gaston song?

From what? He's bullshit. Shut the fuck up. He's doing the thing. Don't fucking feed into his bullshit. Beauty and the Beast? I was like, no feed into his bullshit. You had me until you decided to be even dumber than you.

No, I was like, there's no way he doesn't know who Gaston is. I honestly don't remember that song, though. I haven't seen Beauty and the Beast probably since the 90s, actually. Gaston's badass. He's a huge piece of shit and sex pest, but he's badass. Listen.

Let's hear. YouTube poop. It rehabilitated him. It's amazing what a YouTube poop can do to somebody's images because I swear to God, I used to have such a low opinion of Jared Fogle. And then he's like, wow. And I got to tell you, like lower. He's fired.

I got to tell you like he's great for YouTube poops. You actually... I don't know if that's true. You actually, I actually... don't think I've ever looked up Jared Fogel YouTube hoops and I'm excited. Oh man, I'm sure there's a treasure trove. There must be and I'm like how come I've never even thought of that?

I just spoke. Jared Fogel. How could I have never thought about a Jared Fogel YouTube poop? YTP. How could I never thought that Jared Fogles and his fucking hijinks would make great YouTube? I mean, it kind of would to be honest. He had that puppet show, right? Fogel Rock. Subway Jared's Jerry.

Get away from me. I don't think, I have to spell it out because it looks like It's Jared Foggle, YTP. It's not. No, I did YTP. I'm going to spell it out now, but that's already a bad sign. Yeah, it's probably not. I don't know how many videos of him even exist, really.

Yeah, it just looks at the commercials, right? Yeah, but I don't even know how many they were. YTP. I mixed him up for the Verizon guy for a while. I know what you mean? I was like, he does look like the, he does look a little bit like the can you hear me now guy, right? This thing is still working. Or at least in my memory.

Did he die? He's dead, right? Or no. Can you hear me now guy? No, Darry Fogel. No, he's still alive. He's about to get out, I think, in like a year. That's insane.

I think that's true, actually. He's either going to get out soon or has been out for like a little bit. Oh, man, that's crazy. That's crazy. When is... I couldn't just see him on social media being like, it was... Hey, Twitter world. Oh, he got.

Oh, my God. It's me, Jared Fogle. Maga. Oh, man. How do you fuck kids and still get released, man? Well. I know. but you know what I mean.

This is a country. So 2029 he'll be out March, 2019. Okay, so it's a little bit further off than I thought. Still, it's still not far enough. Way too soon. He should probably die in prison, but like, okay. Well, let's see. That's crazy.

He must serve at least 80% of his sentence, which is probably 13 years before his eligible parole. Fulgo has been sentenced to 15 years and eight months. Okay. In 2015, wow. It felt like it was long. You got sentenced to the amount of years that was the age of people he was going after?

No, I think they were significantly younger. It's crazy you only got 15 years It's so fucking crazy I thought like you Whatever I really do feel like that should be More even more so than murder Like that's kind of like that

You should get personally Like the fact that people get more sentences Or deeper sentences for murder than rape to me is crazy Yeah I think it should both be insanely long I get it But also I feel personally that Especially since you The person's gone

Right you know the life ended but I feel like it's worse to live the rest of your life being sexually assaulted and stuff and you have to live with that so I do feel like it's worse than murder I think you know I mean I just think some sort of like real indication of rehabilitation before you can be removed release I don't know like like like not like in a way that we can't even conceptual well the thing the thing that makes the difference the thing that truly makes the difference for me here the thing that truly makes the difference here is is that like there's I there's no scenario in which a rape makes sense at all like I can see like I can see a scenario where you

kill a person well that's not murder but you know what I'm saying yeah but that's like the act the act of what fundamentally like what the act is well killing someone does not does not always warrant the same kind of punishment no but Kingston even like even even even Luigi you know what I mean like I look look I look you know like look I still I still I still agree it's murder but it's righteous he's right but there's no righteous rape is what I'm saying oh yeah absolutely I understand what you're no I completely understand what you're saying it's just uh but if it if it has if it is proven it is murder it's murder you know what I'm saying sure so it's like we're talking about I'm not saying you shouldn't serve a sentence I just we can make excuses all day for manslaughter

for uh plenty of other types of we can make plenty of even if it was very very very We can still make excuses. I completely understand what you're saying about there is no accidental rape. There's no, oh, was it intentional? Was it an accident? There's none of that shit. Like, say, you know, the difference between homicide and a fucking manslaughter. Like, there's the difference.

Intent is the difference. The intent is always vicious with where you can't accidentally rape somebody. It is violent by its nature. It is a violation. You know, it's like, we make jokes about shit like that too because it doesn't feel like societally, if a man gets raped, it's, uh, unfortunately, there's some, you know. Yeah, yeah. Even we feel like, it's like, even us is we're aware of it.

Yes. Yeah. Things that have happened. Things that have happened to people, things that happen to you or I or whatever in certain situations, it can still think, but then if a woman, if anything happens to her, it's just now we can completely focus on like, oh, that's really fucked up. And or kids, kids. That becomes societal, like, power dynamics.

Kids is also more insidious than it usually is, like, like murder being also so like detached in the nature you can do it because you can just murder somebody by like driving a car into them or like shooting a gun at them which takes all of the like the personal attachment out of it yeah because I think if we didn't have guns murder would go down so much more he would be like oh well clearly because it's like oh I killed this guy myself and I was near him when he almost died so I was scared and then I had to watch him go away on me you know people are cowards they wouldn't they wouldn't stab and and and slash people as much as being able to beat someone to death is a you need to you know you know people are cowards they wouldn't they wouldn't they wouldn't stab and and and slash people as much as fucking shooting somebody. need to be a particular kind of beast to do that. That's hard. Usually it's gang stuff. Usually when people get beaten to death is because there's multiple people kicking the shit out of someone's head and they're fucking, oh, fuck. And then they go to prison.

They're like, oh, I ruin my life. I'm like, yeah. Maybe the person that has been unconscious for a minute and you're still kicking them in the head. Maybe he shouldn't have done that. That's so crazy. Like, that's so, I've never lost control like that. No.

I can't imagine. No. I've come close. And then when I did, I was terrified. I was like, I can never let this happen to myself again. That's crazy. Like I don't think the angriest I've ever been it hasn't even been like a fraction to the point where I'm like willing to kick another person in the head. No, I have been.

Yeah, somebody's down. Like yeah. When the threat is done like I completely shot off. I've never, I've never beat someone after they were down before. But I've been so angry that I could have done something. You could have kept going. I could have done something really bad.

And I like I got myself back lanes and I was like, do you remember that moment why you were so angry? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's horrible moment. I'm definitely not talking about it on podcast. I'm talking about that on a podcast. All right, everybody, brother.

You give it back. You will, you rewound. That is crazy. The idea of undoing things is always a little funny. That's a good joke. Like somebody coming into a room and like spinning in is a boat. But they spin back out. Oh, man.

All right. Well, on that note, on that nice uplifting note, that conversation about rape and murder. Welcome to the Sonic Tank podcast If you're just joining us for some reason Imagine that Let me skip to Yeah, two and a half hours

Yeah, people probably do that I wouldn't be surprised If people do do that Some of our fans probably do that Yeah, because this is when the show really starts You got to remember this guy? You mind You could have been a pedophore

Yeah, you know that I could have been anyone Like you talked to me for the last four days Why does that guy sound like a fucking Phineas and Fur. He sounds like he says he's a sorry but not idiot. I guess somebody spent, have you,

have you been noticing people have been editing pitch? I have seen that. I've seen like, yeah, there's like videos on TikTok now that I see of people like they're, they're talking about something and then they'll pitch it high and then they'll pitch it low.

I think it sucks. I am losing my mind. I almost made, I almost turned on my camera to make a YouTube sucks so, like, because we already know YouTube sucks, but I was like, no,

no, were too hard on YouTube. YouTube truly sucks now. Because the way that people are even editing stuff themselves and the way that they're self-centric, bro, there is a comtown archival thing that is now censoring their shit. Why would you even do that?

You don't? That's the point of archiving something like that. I can't begin to, I was like, I can't believe their, censoring words like raping or what I was just like I can't I couldn't believe it We should do that by the way. We got to we should start

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Not saying those things. I'm going to center this entire episode. It's crazy. Just one long beep the entire time. We keep the video the same. It's so loud, too. It's going to be like 11 dbs. That's crazy. Like a fucking train. It's so loud. It goes to like absolute zero on your computer.

It just like it just doesn't, the computer doesn't know what to do with it. It turns out. computer is like your brain's bleeding but you don't hear anything anymore you're like I'm not hearing anything yeah you don't even hear like a ringing you don't even hear like you don't even hear like the absence of sound it sounds like it's like someone's pouring this bottle of water out your ears it's blood anyway it's christ that's just coming out you would be dead so fast goodbye you'd read the names yeah we did yeah we got to read uh so yeah so yeah what are we

Just gaslight him in the thinking, we just did. We say that we said. That was a quick ad. Yeah, that's kind of crazy how, like you all, I guarantee you the comment that we're going to get is you forgot to read the names.

But what's crazy about that is that we did. Yeah. You just didn't see it. Yeah. Skill issue. Skill issue. I don't care. I don't care.

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Zordan momdani Um the dead spider I started balding at 14 Sween is too dumb to be black Chris gets his card guys Masad invented time travel to start the Holocaust and garner sympathy for Israel. That's crazy.

There would be no great. That sounds like that's... That'd be an interesting Wolfenstein game. You could not prove that we did that, Christopher. Whoever owns the next... Whoever owns DeaSaxe needs to get on it. That needs to be the next conspiracy theory. That'd be insane.

Find out would make me so sad. Dude, that's so many people. That would make me so sad. They killed so many people. I'm like, holy shit. You could have done a fraction to get the same result. What the fuck, dude? Those are your people, bro.

To me, it's like 9-11. Like, you could have done like 9-11 numbers, you know what I mean? Yeah. And they chose to do millions. We got to make sure. We got to make sure it's Netanyahu. Some Paulotrady shit, man, literally. We got to make sure.

You know, the Holocaust didn't really happen. Now we're going to actually make it happen. We have the technology. We have the technology to go back and make the Holocaust happen. America paid for it. Before they, before they find out that. The Nazis were right the whole time The white supremacists

That are telling that it didn't happen They were right the whole time Now we got to actually go do it That'd be some fucked piece of history That'd bother me so bad I'd be like whoa I think I wouldn't I think I would just retire in the woods

I don't think I'd want to participate in society You gotta leave society I'd be like fuck this I can't live in a society Where first of all White supremacists were right The whole time being like Oh they never happened and stuff

And like it literally didn't And then they time travel It made it happen but I'd be like, I'm fucking out of here, dude. No way. That would be too much. I'd put cinder blocks on my feet and I'd force myself to have to become a mermaid. I'd go there and I'd like, either I die or I adapt immediately.

I would just spend my days busking in the subway. Insight. In subway? I would just busking the subway. Oh, okay. And that's it. That's fair. That's all I would do.

I wouldn't do nothing after that. Hey, sir, could you please get the fuck out? I can only... If sir, can you get the fuck out means, sir, can you play Wonderwall? Then yes. Yeah, like enough to do that. I always get those two mixed out.

Sorry. Get the fuck out and where's Wonderwall? Where's Wonderwall? Ray, getting my dick-stocked by an elephant trunk, Texas Red, Delta Gamma. I'm sorry? You have like Cedrin. Or Tylenol, I'd be proven or anything.

I have, like, Advil. Avil. That would work. Do you need... You can I grab an ad hoc? Advil? Yeah. Well, I just put it.

Oh. You want to read these for a second? Yeah, you read them so we can find them for me. That would be great. I just read Delta Gamma. Okay. A big gay beetle sucking dick for the taste. I literally fed this toddler last week.

Why is it still crying? Squimp is bugs. Clamio Esquire the third. I'm a cuck. I'm a homo. Cuck by Fagioa. I hate that. You served Guil.

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Wait RJ is actually it's sweet Is annually What Swin said rich starts At 500K annually by the way I did not say it starts if I've I feel like That's what I consider truly rich Did not say it starts there

That's fucking crazy You had a crazy take that day. If you paid attention, I did not say that. You should probably chew your own dick off your body. Well, you were arguing that a couple hundred K isn't rich. I wouldn't consider. He's saying that because Lily's not that far off. And he's trying to be like, I'm not elite, even though I spend $200.

It's like when Bernie was like a billionist. Bernie still won't call the genocide, by the way. Yeah, that's disappointing. Marjorie Taylor Green called a genocide before Bernie Sanders. That is crazy. What a world we're living. Yeah, what a world. I wonder what the fuck he's waiting for.

Because he's already saying all the things that I don't, that's such a weird. He agrees with everything about it except for that last word. And it's like, some people call that. No, but that's the thing. It's like, I feel like he intellectually thinks that's true. Everything that he says indicates that he believes that's true, but he won't say it. Has he never called it a genocide actually? I don't know why he won't either.

It's just everything that he says indicates that it is a genocide. Yeah. The whole thing is why what is it about that? Why won't he cross that line? I'm wondering, I don't know. Yeah, because he doesn't take APEC money. As far as I'm concerned, he does not.

He doesn't. So like, I'm just like, I genuinely. He acknowledged that it's a famine that self-create man created. I don't know. Like, what about? I don't know. Are you sure he hasn't used the word? I swear to God, I swear to you.

He still, he has not called the court. I'm like, why won't you? And he's like, some people call it that. And then I think, I think somebody even like pointed out like, oh, Marjorie Taylor Green was like, good for her or something. Some shit like that. I'm like, that's crazy. Like, what do you just say?

I think it's such a weird hill to not. Yeah. Especially you're already. You're a politician. He's on the hill. Just fucking lie, asshole. He's on the hill. That's like you're about to win.

He helped build the hill. And he's like, all right, good. That's like you're not to. This is a hill though. This is a mound. That's like, that's like the, just lie. Bernie Sanders not calling what's happening in Gaza a genocide is like, it's like the last of us too.

We're like, you've already killed all these people. Why are you just, just kill the person? Just kill the person that you set out to kill. You've killed a hundred people already. You might as well. Yeah, why now?

What are you doing? Why now? That is the only moment of the game. I'm like, this is actually. You've come so far and done so many, you've already committed to this. So deep, more than, more so than most people, just do it. You're just going to go back home and be alone. Kill the bitch at least.

Yeah, the one that did a lot of horrific things. You didn't even properly evinns your loved ones. Like, the fuck shit she did was kind of caused by the guy you love, but also like, might as well clean up, you know. Yeah. So she can't come back after. That's the reason why I would do shit like that. Abby didn't have to. Abby could have been a bigger person, but she wasn't.

It's a fine game. It's a fine ending. I agree. I agree. So like the whole idea of like, oh, she was just doing revenge. I'm like, okay, now I'm going to revenge you. Like, what are you talking about. Cycle violence.

Why not? What a rotten way to die. That golf coach was crazy. That definite that game was crazy. I was like, yo, I don't like the guy. I'm like, man. Four. All right.

Let's read. some more. I got to, um, squimp his, I got past. I got the one we were talking about what I said about money. That's sweet. said, what you call it?

Oh, right. Um, he said rich starts over a 500k annually. Uh, the CEO of sex has finally announced. Sex 2. I'm going to kill the president with a mortar.

Jesus Christ. Evil Lovar Burton be like, don't take a look. It's not in a book. Ignoring Hailstorm. Uh, gay Saul Goodman. I can see a rainbow during the storm. Yeah.

They're actually famously interlinked. It'd be like listening heat wave or something like that. Like it wouldn't be ignoring Hales. It would be like watching heat wave or something. What exactly is, yeah. The opposite of the reading is of a rainbow though. Like a heat wave. No.

Because like I, I think literally, I think literally, what's that shimperally? What's that shimmer? You know, in the desert? No, I don't know what you call that. I don't know what that is called. Like the waves. Yeah, the heat waves. Is that actually called a heat wave?

That's what I think. That's all I can think of it. That's what I think too. That's all I can think of it. The opposite of a rainbow. Don't Google that. We're going to be like, kill yourself. Actually, I should.

Wait, hold on. Like, yeah. I am curious what it would say. What is the opposite of a rainbow? Ask that and then ask what are you supposed to call those things heat waves because we we call it, society that we call it heat wave when it gets hot a shit.

The opposite of a rainbow is a snow gun. Is this? No. A bow. The color rainbow. I don't know. It's not going to happen. It ain't real.

It's not real. Just be like, yeah, put antonym, rainbow antonym. That's still opposite. Yeah, but I feel like you saying opposite. It's going to like get confused with, Google the synonym for opposite. If you specifically say, If you specifically say Antinima

might mean, oh, they mean literally the reverse of a rainbow. Oh, and also, he's serious. He's using fucking grammatical. Yeah, he's using like... He's using linguistic terminology. Dumb Latin shit or wherever the fuck that is. I don't even know. It's probably fucking German. It probably is. Some Anglo-Sexan. Two rats in a trench coat. Sam Porter bitches.

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It's real. It's real. It's real. It's real. round-eyed Asian using a discarded colon as a replacement tube sock shirtman saying I will not die a monster as he puts crazy shirtman saying I will not die a monster

as he puts himself on a shirt after Peterman brought him back to sanity stupid so stupid that's such a crazy image Reality's like shattering. I don't even know. What the fuck's going on?

Guys, guys, if you are, if you just tuned to, if you're new to this show, right. You just picked, I don't even know how far back you'd have to go to find shirt. Like at least two years. Like, no, it hasn't been that one. That's crazy. We were still, we were here in person with Shortman. No.

Yeah, we were for sure. Shirtman was first invented in, what's it called on the cam? I'm positive. There's no shot. I'm positive. Yeah, HIV positive maybe. I don't think so. I'm pretty.

confident it was here. I don't think we made it up here. I think we made it up when we were on what you call. All right. Someone with Tism. Find the first episode. Guys, was shirt man brought up when we were still on chat? I don't think it was. I swear to God we were here in person. I don't think it was. I think it was here too, but

maybe we, it was a sick day and maybe like, uh, maybe. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO Arvin Krishna. and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale.

Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it.

We say you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process. Because the biggest change is not technology. It's getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway. Ready to save, it's time for cyber deals. Put a spring in your step with fresh savings that brighten the season.

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And spam him to death with the answer. Don't let him live... Every day, every day at 1245 p.m. That's not going to kill me. How about every day at 403 a.m? How about every... Every 25 and 30 of every hour. Send them the answer to that question.

Intentionally raising several children so that they have their left and right switched up. They don't know which side is. That's crazy. That sucks. That's so needless. Or putting shoe your kid's shoes on the wrong foot for the rest of their life. It's so easy.

So they're putting their feet bend the wrong way. You really can. I'm going to bind my kid's feet. Wait, what? Like Chinese foot binding? Yeah. Yeah. Of course.

I'm a traditionalist. Chinese? Oh, interesting. It's a Chinese traditionalist. You guys didn't know my last name is Yao? Me? Whoa. Yeah, my last name is Yao Ming.

Well? There is Yao Ming. Stupidest motherfucker. God damn. Well, fucking Konichi while, my friend. You guys didn't know that. I think, I think, Yao is my dad. I think that's, I think they say Chihuahui.

I, no, anyhow, right? What are you talking about? What? What's you talking about? Hala. Why did you say that? Am I alive? What are you eating right now?

A frank and a bun? I don't want to be eating this, but it's a pink and a blanket. I went to the pretzel place of the Union Station. And I was like, hey, let me get one of those hot dog pretzels. We don't have that. We have sausage and has maple flavor. I'm like, that sounds disgusting. Give it to me.

He busted right in its face. And one of those hot dogs. And, uh, come. Nothing like things. I've never heard of from a train station. Maple sausage pretzel. Yeah, it's like you get so it has the pretzel batter around it. Sausage.

It's like a breakfast thing. It's fine. The charcoal pea smoothie. I try it. Yeah, why not? They're putting charcoal in all sorts of weird shit. Yeah, you are. Sween hate is forced and gay.

I go garbanzo on her bean till that chick peas brought you by goya beans. blonde blue-eyed German man reminiscing about his romantic seal clubbing retreat with Chris If act man can get Roger Clark so can you cowards Mr. Hansom Oh someone reached out to me and they said that like they got into contact with the Duke Nukem voice actor yeah oh did you get this message too no I didn't know about it That sounded like you were agreeing with me Yeah Oh yeah

And they asked they they brought him up that we brought him up on the show and he was like yeah I'll go on I don't know what we're going to do about that I mean that would be an interesting strange guest Yeah I got to brush up on my Duke Nukem I mean if we're gonna have Hanging out with that wedding was actually a good fucking time He was really fun

Hanging out with them We were doing a rehearsal We hung out with them And it was a fucking ball You think you'll remember anyone? He said he had a great time at that wedding Like so like uh So he was pretty specific about it

So maybe I mean You might remember me That's it I'm only I'm the only memorable You were delicious Anyway, I'm going to go out of the second page here It would be hilarious You just forgot to mention that you fucked him

Wow Derek, we didn't guess We didn't guess things would let us know It'd be hilarious if you choked on it I almost did I had held the piece and I was like whoa that was close That was a close one. It's always a near miss with that shit. Anyway, Trump's comically small penis

in Sween's huge tooth gap. Thugzilla powering up with 80,000 gallons of mall. GTA4 swing set glitch. On some Mario brother's shit after the bill passed. Chris's neighbors getting fed up with the noise and taking revenge by fucking Sweening and making Chris and Derek watch. Jack WFM, Sween calling me British is so offensive.

I'm from New Zealand to eat a dick. I commit crime to play. tag with the police. And they just can't catch you. You go, you slap a cop in the back of the head really hard. You slap them so hard, you pull a hand back and it's like blood on the back of your hand. And then you run off and the cop's like... You slap him so hard on the back of the head his eye falls out.

I think that cop is dying in seconds. He uses blood on your head. I ever think about that. Like hitting someone so hard, they're like back in his heart. It's like... I think they're done at that point. There's blood. It's already like the softest part of your fucking head.

Imagine you hit somebody. Imagine you hit somebody so hard in the back of the head and they fall down and then they crawl to a nearby porch and then walk on all fours in a circle under it three times and then go to sleep and die. I'm like, whoa, that's insane. I would love to die like a dog like that. Yeah, me too. I want to die quiet. Like I made up, it's so unconvincing.

Like, I keep, I keep, yeah, me too. I brought up this joke to my friends last night. We were like, you imagine someone like,

you walk in a room and someone's like sitting on like a stool, like in a middle of an empty room and they have no clothes on, but they have like a fucking washcloth over their lap and then a pistol on it. Hmm. It's like, what the hell is that? What the fuck? It sounds like a nightmare I had once.

Like, What the way? What do you do? Like, you're going to kill yourself? Like, yeah, I was planning on doing it. Like, oh, okay, my bad side. I interrupted you. I guess.

What do you do at that point? Like, don't do it? Relatively mundane returning of a stick shift, GTA. Ah, big meaty stinks. Canola Joe will be Chris's bisexual awakening. New superhero idea. Ankle monitor man. Ankle monitor man.

Someone on probation. Some guy on probation, I guess. That sucks. I'm out here. I'm out here avoiding parole. I refuse to be paroled. I refuse. Don't parole me. If you parole me, I will imperil you.

That's pretty good. The imperilator. He's the guy's been following Spider-Man for the last 35 years. I've only decided that. It's making shit worse for him. Gay actor, good luck. Jonathan. Kevin Spacey. Sorry I can't. I had a burrito.

The, uh, somebody poorly photoshopped, uh, the Punisher having a Hulkbuster. What do you mean? Why would he have a Hulk? He does the war machine shit eventually, but. Poorly. It's funny because it's poorly edited. I would love if they let him kill Hulk in the movie. That would be really funny.

Let's do this green or some shot of it. Let's do this opposite of red. Right? That's the opposite color of red, right? Green, right? Well, he's a greenling. The Hulk is a greenling. A green knight?

No, a greenling. A greenling. Why is he a ling? No, lings being tiny? Is he? Well, he's tiny for him. He's the Asian. What is the Asian Hulk?

That was Amadei's Cho was Hulk for a little bit. Yeah, yeah. He's Korean, I think. So allow me to explain. I can't tell by a pair. Yeah. I can't look out of a toe. I mean, yeah, that you shouldn't be able to.

It's weird if you like that. I actually can tell someone. People think I'm lying. That's weird. You shouldn't know that. What do you mean? I think somebody have a new kind of Asian you are. Some of them have their facial features.

I don't like wildly different, but some of them. I can tell Chinese from everybody else. I think there's been way too much. like, just like say Japanese and Korean I can never tell. I think there's way too much inter, like everybody's been fucking so like I think I can tell it's actually high key races

I can tell a Caribbean from a black American in appearance. I think. And Africans too. I think to like say, okay, I know what Ethiopian looks like for example. I know what a Sudani looks like too. Just because of like, oh, I can see

the north and south mixed in you. Yeah. I get it. Right. You're from Somali, aren't you? Some people look distinct. Yeah, you're very hungry. I get it.

That's crazy. I get it. Uh, yeah. How much you like bolts? I can take educated guests, but I can't like say, say, uh, sometimes, I couldn't say with certain. I'll see a motherfucker with this, the biggest fucking nose. And it's like, oh, well, that can be attributed to a Frenchman.

That can be attributed to a somebody in the Mediterranean. That can be attributed to Italian. It's actually, that's the thing where it's like it's, you can't, you can't, you can't, That's a bit It's a broad feature. Do the fucking fiddler in the roof shit. You know what I'm saying? That's why you got to add some

some commerce into it and you figure it out to be it. That's crazy. See those videos? You see the videos of the guys? I'll see what happens. You see the videos of the guys like spraying fucking Hasidic Jews with like water bottles or like water guns?

Why? What do you mean? Because people are anti-Semitic actually. Yeah, of course. I know we, I know it's. Right. There's actual Nazis.

We know. There's actual Nazis. Nazis. Yeah. People were all, you know, same, same deal. But yeah, so there's just people like literally just like they're mining their own business and they're just like spraying it with water. It's like it's so obnoxious. What are you doing? So insane because like every. Ruined my girls.

Anti-His. They were going to frizz. Every Hasidic Jew ever met in my life has been really cool. I think I've met enough. Every single one. I saw one steal like a guy's golf car. It was weird. What?

Like they were golfing. This dude was golfing. Oh, they were golfing. And then like this group of a city. They just stole, they commandeered his golf cart. It's on video. It's like, they're like, oh. Stop Jewish business.

They grabs you and flings you. They had the power. It throws you down and you. You know like Team Rocket would fucking blast off. Yeah, they toss you. They have the authority to commandeer vehicles. I can imagine. Dude, it's crazy.

Jewish endeavors. Get out of the history. They like that. Like, where they were just like, oh, yeah, yeah, we're going to use this. He opens the thing and it's, he opens his wallet or whatever. And it's just like, I don't even know like a picture of Larry David or something. Ding! It's just like, oh, okay.

All right, no problem. I didn't know I was, I didn't know you were chill like that. They get out. It's morphin time. What are they going to morphin to? What's their pH balance? We're Jewish people? We're acidic juice.

What would you do if you went to E.T.'s home planet and everyone was wearing clothes. Heath eating Truck Stop Sushi on the regular Gids, Fifi Focum Can we get an extra ammo about Derek's Aunt May fanfic? I don't know. Yeah, what would I even do?

That's not actual ammo where this is one thing. It's technically already kind of mapped out. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business.

My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today with the goal of being 70% more productive.

Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept

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You can cast it. You know what? We'll just, we'll go, we'll make an extra ammo that's that. And since you ask for that only, that'll be as long as it needs to be. And that'll be your extra ammo. And then when it's a five-minute episode,

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I don't know. I just feel like I've noticed it. Yeah? Yeah. I've noticed those things for me, though. For you, I guess I never thought that. This motherfucker, though. I've got into the habit of kind of intentionally, like, trailing. Annunciation? You don't think you have an issue with it? I don't... You clearly have an issue.

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that's just the word ginger, but you pronounce the first letter in the G. Like, in good. Ginger. Ginger is crazy. Mr. Pants. Sween, how do you feel about the new Spider-Man set? I'm so excited. Tresome soap. Cardboard pie.

Soap? Huh? Tresame is soap? I thought it was always soap. I thought that's all it was. Shampoo. Yeah, shampoo and soap. Yeah, I figured. I've never seen their soap before.

I've never seen it, but I just... You're just... For ladies? I use it. They're great... They probably got... I mean, women probably have better shampoo, generally. I have a...

All it's kidding. All the cherry stuff, probably just better. Although, I don't know if that's true, though, because, like... Those you put, like, two things in it to make it, like, a thousand percent more expensive. Yeah, I'm not going to say that. You ever bought a female pants? That shit's so fucking expensive Lady pants are so expensive

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Dude dies on work And they resurrect him to work forever Essentially Yeah I don't even think they pay him. Because now he's because now he's property.

I was like the worst fucking thing. That is kind of Imagine becoming Robop. That probably really sucks. That is kind of

with the day's X game is the second one. Yeah. The one that I'm playing right now. I didn't ask for this. Because the worst he's not even he's not even like a limber one.

He's not even like an Android that's cool. Oh no. He's just a mostly a bot. It's like there's like a fucking giant dildo in his ass the way he walks. It's like

like he seems a little comfortable. Punk. What a shame. Your move, knit. They're like, whoa, whoa,

I know you're in Detroit, but you got a single black person's present right now. What was that about? You got toad it down. What a shame. You scare me, Blackie. No one here's black. What a wrong way to die.

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I'm still later. I'm too tired to kill myself today. And you just end up living and thriving and you're like, maybe I don't want to do it anymore. I don't know. Because I've lived so long. And then when your life's perfect, you kill it. Kill yourself. The second of your life's perfect.

Bam. ALS. ALS. When you life's perfect, your kid walks in a room. Fucking. Dude, I'm scared. A long lap gun. I'm scared of crazy shit like that.

There's like freak things that just happen. Yeah? Yeah. Like that's not even like a freak accent or nothing. It's just like, well, your brain's just going to kill you now. There's no point of being afraid of that for me. It's like what it's like, I'm not sitting here like, you know, flinching at the idea. I can't even worry.

It's just an uncomfortable thing. Like sometimes I think about it. I'm like, oh man, this could all be for nothing. I can't. Well, ultimately technically it is,

you know. Well, yeah. So it's like, whatever. So it's like, so that's why you're supposed to like, you know,

enjoy it. Spread your seed and then die. Oh, okay, I'll take that advice. I just enjoy it. I'm like, if you get diagnosed

with something crazy, you know. Go out and spread your faulty seed. Start seeded. Yeah, I don't even think I would really do treatment. Become Sam cedar. Sam cedar.

Yeah. He's spreading his seat all over the place? Well, that's his name. I wish I could impersonate him. Son. I can't. It's impossible. It's like,

he has a, the only thing. It's like not Kermit. You got to say, uh, a thousand times to finish one sentence, though. That's one thing that I noticed about him that makes me want to kill myself. Sometimes I listen to him.

If he's not in a role, he's like, uh, uh, and, and, and, and, uh, and I'm like,

bro, please, you've been doing this for decades. You got to. stop saying um so fucking much like you can say it every once a while sure but next time i'm sorry that i'm saying this because i might ruin it for you because it's one of those things that you probably never noticed oh what sam cedar and then i pointed out and he says um like five thousand times well you don't know a secret uh you couldn't possibly ruin sam cedar for me

oh so i don't watch i don't watch i don't watch i i watch the jury report every once in I usually just watch Kyle And then like maybe I'll delve into I'll watch other things too sometimes But like generally it's just like I don't I find their setup to be kind of annoying You're just haters because they're There's a woman on screen

I don't like it Good point I didn't thought of that Yeah there's a woman on screen Can't do it I'm really picky with like the sets that people use It is an interesting color Yeah like it's just kind of light blue Well it's more it's not even the color

It just kind of it is feels old. Like, it just kind of feels like it's, it feels like 2006. Like, there's something about that room. It's been around that long, so. No, I, yeah. Probably. It's never, like, it's kind of like how, um, like, I don't mind Kyle at his desk or whatever, but like,

whenever it's Kyle and Crystal in that weird room, I hate it. It's, I don't watch any, like, anytime that the screen flash is white and it's Crystal and Kyle, I don't, I don't watch it. Not, not even necessarily because I don't, I, uh, care about what Crystal has to say. I just genuinely, like, I hate how the camera is so far away. The audio is always worse. And so I'm just like, I can't do this. I'm sorry. I'll be fucking damned if I sit in front of a screen and I have a white woman tell me about politics.

Okay. Well, I'd rather die by fire. I saw that Emma Vindlin. She said she recently went on her honeymoon. I was like, somebody married her? What the hell? That's so mean for no reason. That is not nice. Holy crap. What I said was fucked up too. Whoa, that was a bit me. I have absolutely zero problem with it. I just thought it was a good opportunity. That is a great. That is a I mean that caught me by surprise. Anyway,

Switching the kid, Adam ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper. Oh, we got a new, we got a new one here, nay gigger. Hey!

Surprise they took this long to get that actually. Nay gigger. It was pretty cool. Indiana Jones. I get it. Get it the first time you heard it.

You imagine? I get it. So stupid. Oh shit, man. Life is beautiful, man. Sure. It's good name. Indiana Jones and the jirkin of the crystal penis.

New shirt. So, Bizziger and Neigiger. Oh, my God. You got to do Nate Higgers, man. No. And Nate Higgers. This is a terrible idea. I love Nate Higgers.

That's such a fucking good one. I do like creating a character. On the Lack Biggers. Creating a character named Nate Higgers. He's like such a serious person, you know? Yeah. Nate Higgers. It's Dreamline.

Nate Diggers. I made that joke when I was maybe in sixth grade the first time, and I could not stop laughing. I'm sure you were dying. I was like, it's, I was like, it was like, everyone's just looking at you like. He laughed so hard. He laughed so hard that when he made the joke, he weighed about as much as he does now. And when he finished laughing, he was the size of my size.

I was size of a sixth grader. A hungry looking one, too. Fagliacci, the gay clown. My new D&D weapon, plus four bludgeoning hamster and sock, you sh, meth-slinging vampire. Yeah. Okay. Fly me to your ass and let me

come inside your ass. Let me see what come is like inside your fucking ass. Vampire feeding you meth is interesting. I want to see the next lyric, man. Keep going. Oh, yeah. In other words.

Hurry up. In other words. I fuck men. I fuck men. In other words, men fuck me. I don't know. 24-carat gold,

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It has to be one of you guys. Of course. It has to be one of you guys, though. It can't be me. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research,

Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building

stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very, very. large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Why? Because it's too much. Too much of me directly. You got everyone here. Okay, yeah. I mean...

It'll be a Lederick. It just comes with bread, comes in a violet come with it. It's fucking insane. Okay. All right. What the fuck? Why is it coming? You remember those toys that had like came with like slime?

Do you remember those? Yeah. Someone had to at least once, you know? be like, don't want to have busted in them? That's disgusting. That never even crossed my mind. Not mine until just... But you remember, right?

Like, they had toys like that. You know what I remember it too? Like, it was the coolest fucking thing ever, actually, now that I'm remembering it. We're talking about this and it's like re-igniting memories. But like, Spider-Man 3, they had the Sandman action figures with like the fucking... The sand in like a vial. And it was like...

It wasn't like real sand. It was like play sand. Like, what is it? Like moon sand. Like, moon sand. And so like... You could just use it and make whatever the fuck you want out of it. That's so fucking cool.

Such a dumb toy, though, because it was just Thomas Hayden Church and a stupid shirt. But like... But it was cool saying. It's just the fucking same thing. 3.30 alarm clock. Yeah, it's my work on alarm clock, man. You gotta work out at 3.30. Craig the Canadian.

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At Brock is this true? Sweeney making up the annihilator and saying Vader and Obi-Wan fought there. Enigma Kiwi, Loki, the new war of the world should be the first watch-along movie. I was actually thinking this literally this morning. I'll be dumb. Because there were movies that I was thinking about. It's like, that's not, I don't know, something. They're not bad movies to do it.

But like as an inaugural movie, like none of them felt right. that feels perfect. Our next purchase, let's get whatever we need. Yeah, yeah. I have the splitter. It really was just like, we should bring headphones, by the way.

Oh, yeah. Bring headphones. For when we do it. But I was literally, it's so funny, I was literally thinking this this morning where it's like, an unprecedented zero on rotten tomatoes.

Like, that's probably the worst movie that's been released in the last, like, 15 years That's awesome Century Probably longer Like I don't

I don't know of anything That has that low Of a score So yeah Easily That will absolutely be the first thing I like that Um

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The next time we record On a day that we aren't Doing an extra ammo We'll just like use it For like Oh yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah And then we'll uh We'll do that That'll be fun A gangster God Yeah it looks Where are the worlds?

I can't even... He just has a good voice, that's all. Who? Ice Cube. He has a very commanding voice. To me, he should have just been a hype man. Yeah. He has a very good voice.

Like, say, a lot of people like, today is a good day. I think that's a fucking terrible song. I love the beat. Yeah. Oh, really? Love the beat. It's just, it's... I listen to it again.

It's probably... It's nothing special about it, but it's not a bad song. I think... It's a dog having a... good day for once. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm okay with the concept. I think the patterns are, so, I just, I can't fuck with it. I hate listening to it.

They're not like anything special. Just woke up and had sex in the morning, got to thank God. My ass is fucking big, but that's kind of odd. I prefer his, uh, breast is in the smog. I prefer his, uh, nemesis, his work. Uh, was it water sphere, I think is his name? Water sphere. Yeah, yeah.

It'd be fire sphere of fire trying to go. Fire's not the opposite of ice. What's something hot? I don't know. Fucking. Ice is cold. A stove. A stove god.

Stove god. That's a real rapper actually. Stove god cooks. Man, that sucks. Stove god cooks. Okay. He's a drug dealer. We're really running out.

Like I knew when rappers started doing the like, I mean, I knew when the Lil started started happening. I was like, mm. That happened way before us though. No, no, no. Yeah, but when I noticed it, when I noticed it was a common thing, I was like, oh, man, yeah. And then it got to the point where, like, let's just misspell shit. Oh, yeah, you got to.

Like, with like ones and shit. Lowe was like a very... X, X, X, X, X, and Tosci. That was the first thing. I was like, oh, it's done. It's over. Like, now it's like, we're approaching. Now it's like AI, basically.

I think you stole that, like, tech nine. Because tech nine has a nine in his fucking name instead of the I. I hate it. I hate it so much. But I, whatever. I think, I think rap. That alone made me not. listen to Tech Nine for the longest time. I'm not even joking.

I just thought it was such a stupid thing to see on my list. I have a complicated relationship with him because I think he's a great artist. I think he's a great chopper, but he has so much cringe surrounding his catalog. I guess he's releasing a new album called like ghetto psycho or something and I was like I am absolutely not

listening to that. I can't wait to hear that. He's very talented. The problem is that the problem is that his, the stuff he talks about, whether it be like politically charged or like actually for the betterment of people. It's crazy that every single album is just him talking about nine new

gadgets. That's crazy. He has one of my favorite songs by him is called This Ring. It's great song. It's about like well it's about it's ring, this ring. You know that. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good song. It's a very good song. This ring is a very good song. And then there's like one of that was

fragile that has Kendrick Lamar. It's actually a very chill fucking beat. Sounds like, probably like, almost 10 years old or something like that. Something bullshit like that. Probably more than that. Now I'd argue. I, fuck.

It's all, I don't know about that. It's, because, no, no, no, no, because the first time he had Kendragon was all sixes and seven. This is all, I was probably like 2011 or something. So is his first name tech? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines.

Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton?

By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large. lodge problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. Ready to save, it's time for cyber deals. Put a spring in your step with fresh savings

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Available now through March 24th on pickup or delivery orders only. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Yeah. All right. His name is Tech. Nine.

I don't remember his first name. His last name is Yates. I think it's Andrew. Andrew Yates? Probably. I think it's Andrew. I know it's Yates for sure because he has a cousin named Marcus Yates

that used to go by Uber Geek. And he doesn't rap anymore. These names, this is just gamer tag names, man. It's all gamer tag names. I think most rappers have dumb names. Yeah. Unless, unless, well, I don't, I just don't know how you make a good, like, unless you're like not, like, if you're a 90s rapper from New York, you have a cool name.

The thing, other than that, you do not have a cool name. The thing about it. The thing of, the, literally, Inspector Deck, freaking method man. It took everything. Those are cool names and it's like, I don't know, fucking, I don't know, Pedy Poblo. Pity Pablo is fucking crazy The thing that's a problem is that like Do you remember that era?

What the fuck is that? I love Pidi Pablo, but yeah. Do you remember that era? No. Okay, so there was an era where they're like Rasp, raspy, raspy voices are in. So they basically-D-M-X? So DMX was a-

He was originally, he's a progeny of it. So, D-M-X, so Exhibit DMX was like, cool, cool, but then like they got, who's the danger guy? What's his name? Mis-C-M-G! mystical. Mystical. Mystical is one of the

most unique rappers of all times. He wraps so fucking fast. It's crazy. It sounds like but like it just works. It for some reason it works. He sounds like RFC but scared. It's wild.

And that's crazy because he always sounds scared to me. He's always shivering. He's like perpetually shivering. No, but imagine him frightened. He's mad. Like his heart rates up. It's crazy.

It hurts for him. talk. But he won't shut the fuck up. He won't shut up. I hate to say this. This breaks me pain. I wish frozen yogurt wasn't frozen.

He spends billions. You're trying to figure out how to have it. Some guys like, just let it melt. Then it's not frozen yogurt. He pulls all of his, it's just yogurt. He pulls all of his vaccine signs.

off of vaccines and onto researching how to keep frozen yogurt frozen for slightly longer. I want frozen yogurt to stay. Slightly younger. By the time I get home, it's slightly melted. I don't let that it hurts my neck old. Just because my preferred frozen yogurt place

is 15 hours away from me. Doesn't mean I should be suffer the consequences. We should have a perpetually frozen yogurt. We should have a cap. That's crazy. He takes the cat. We have to get back soon. It's melting.

I can't eat it. I need my smell. My bear is fucking rotting. My bear gawks is rotting. I spilled my melted frozen yogurt all over my bear neck. What do you do? You fucking. This day couldn't get any worse.

Oh, no. I'm picturing the bear necks like fucking like, you know when you saw like the tree and you just have like, you know, like, you have the little columns. Yeah. You have the little columns of it. You know what I'm thinking of? It's just. It's like a steak, but it's had fur around it. That's what I'm thinking pretty much.

Yeah, that's exactly what it's like a piece of meat with like a white circle in the middle. A white circle in the middle of the bone. And it's just like to me slightly, when you slightly tilt it and it's just like, ah, perfectly sliced. A perfectly sliced a perfectly sliced bear neck. Sandwich style. That's crazy sandwich thickers. How would you like your bareneck quarter pound sandwich? I get it.

Sandwich style. What's in the slide? I really need some of the dough. me a favorite. My frozen yogurt smelled can you please do something about this? He's asking him the driver of the cab.

Someone get Jack Frost on the line. I need help. Somebody called Jack Frost. Jack Frost isn't real. This guy snoozed it. He snoozed it. Please. That was my barrel arm.

That was my barrel art. Oh no. My mares. My mare's, I'm getting going to. My mare spoiling. What do you do? My bear. You've spoiled my bear.

Yeah. He's having a fucking episode in the back in this guy's car. And the guy's like just trying to drive. I think that guy's like, I'm going to drive into a river right now. He's like he's just, he's taking deep breaths the whole time. The whole time. Every time he speaks, RFK speaks, he takes a deep breath.

He's raving in the back of that car. Why are you going so fast? I'm going to spill my yogurt. I forgot to boil my mercury this morning. Oh my God. He's at a hot plate. Mercury is spilling everywhere. It's like, it's like.

You see like this like hot stuff when it hits it immediately starts bubbling and just kind of bouncing. Yeah, just like oil on like a skin. Oh no. It's fucking bouncing everywhere. That guy's like, oh, fuck. It's weird. I'm going to get poison. You're not going to get poison.

It's not the same thing. He has a pocket of loose mercury. Loose. He digs in and he takes it out like this. It's not bad. It's spoiled. It's. It's.

No. Oh, I didn't cook it in a towel. Salt. It needs a little, it needs a little alpha brain. This mother's like, he's the rise alpha brain onto the fucking, onto the mercury and it

slurps it out of his hands. It's bubbling and it's yum. What you watch up? He wanted to do like a taste. No, sir. Oh, no. My yogurt.

I forgot. I'm going to arrest you if you don't have some of my mercury. And you take it a sip. You're like, oh, fuck. Oh, my God. He sounds like that now. Oh, fuck.

That's why he sounds like that. He couldn't say he was addicted to eating mercury. That's, if he stopped eating mercury, he would sound normal. That's crazy. What a shame. We'll see if they would do something about that. What a shame. What a run way to die.

Faglianchi the gay clown. I already read these. What the fuck? It was the stupidest little rant. He went on ever. That really was stupid. was going away till this I just got one

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Can an N-word borrow a fry is the peak of the boondocks? It's an iconic line. It's not the peak, but it's very good. It is a peak line for sure. Like, that's like one of the best lines out of that. Because it's Fred Willard doing it. Like, that's what makes it so crazy. Yeah.

is that like they got Fred Willard to do that line. And it's, and he nails it. It's so good. And nobody cared. It wasn't like a thing that like, it wasn't like a controversy. It was because of the fact that people had the comments to know he is surrounded by a black cast that did that.

Like he was casted by black people to do that moment. Well, sure, you say that. But every time I go to Trader Joe's and scream the N-word. And you're around no black people. But we do our show. It doesn't count for some reason. Is the environment surrounded by black people?

No. I'm the only bunch of the ghost of Trader Joe's, period. Probably. That's true. That's a fact. You don't go there. I used to a long time ago. They had these $2.

Nacho cheese chips. I don't care. I don't care. He doesn't go. And I started, I shot them all up. And I was like, all right. You went in there.

This is fucking delicious. Where do you go to? Everything I love, they took away. Yeah. So I got to go to a exchanger to malls. That is so fucking. What is opposite of a trader? Exchangeer Jamal.

What would be? The other. A trader is like. It's not the opposite. It's another, it's an alternate. It's an alternate. Oh, what about, so I always do a betrayal. Betrayal.

I always say betrayal, Joes. Betrayer Joe. I always say that. Instead of betrayal, Joe's. Can I'm going to go to portrayal Joe's. That's crazy. That's not even, Harry, and whatever. Benjamin Netanyahu voice, uh, Jimmy,

Trutron. I need you to help me create greater Israel. Brain blast. Goddard. Kill R.FK. Knock that bitch's head smooth off. Have you seen that clip? No, which one?

You haven't seen that clip of... It's Jimmy Dutte. It's Jimmy Dutte. What do I do about this, Goddard? What do I do? And it's like, it's that scene where it's the options on his chest and it's like,

it's giving him a bunch of different options, like eat a gun or something. And then like, the last one's like, smack that bitch's head smooth all. Smooth off. Smooth. With a V.

Oh, smooth? Yeah. And then it just slowly zooms in on. Jimmy's like, yeah. Hitting someone head, like it's, there's no game. Look up, uh, smooth off and you'll find it. That clip is golden, man. I love that clip.

Yeah, the earnestness. I love Jimmy Neutron growing up, man. It was okay. I didn't, I liked it, but I only ever just kind of liked it. Yeah. I think I liked the movie more than I liked the show at all. I think it's mostly because of the soundtrack, like kids in America and all that stuff. All the daughter's options.

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Where's Dr. Drew? Bob Dylan's Mandela effect ghost Me be fishy A mean lesbian The JK and J.K. Rallens just stands for gigantic cunt John Strickland Merks 1889

There is a sumo-wrestor whose name is Wakataka a.k. Fosivar presents sumo. The first certificate, David, presents Sidney's Wienie, the eviscerator of Collins. Scott Pilgrim versus the IDF, Spider-Man 3 black suit theme.

Pre-Ros, Blake 8-96. I got Lockjaw doing graveyard chips at the Dix Second Factory. The only got was Lockedger as previously mentioned, honking a clown on his peepee and docking his nose. Candice Owen, more like Candice Bidge, please go away. Why am I subscribed you all if he ain't fucking? There ain't no Epstein list in Box.

There is no Epstein list in bossing. Das goopi. It's sloboring time. Kingston's dad picking up a gay little beel off the ground. Kingston, look. Kingsen, my child, look, a delicious morsel as he feeds it to him. Young Colin running full speed into a brick wall. Wahlberg taping eyes sideways, Nikki Ziggy.

Vaudeville shotgun. Nice. It's insane. That's enough. I can't find it. You can't find it, really? No, not exactly. I find a bunch of shit that's similar, but not exactly.

Really? That clip, you can't. Jimmy Neutron. smooth off? No, I can't find out. That's fucking fascinating. That's the only thing. Because all I have

is I'm getting a bunch of goddard coats, but none of them are the ones I'm looking for it. That's so strange. Well, I don't know. That's the most iconic version of it, I think. Total clanker, death kill clankers, behead clanker. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, badly brave. Who's New York Nick? Aetherian needs help lowering his weapon to halo three. Petus, Naifference, Nafers 1, King of Habhazard.

And running out of this is always the king of haphazard. Wow. Amazing. Bye. Baca, Baca, Baca. I love you, son. Oh. That was the real one.

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