The Snark Tank - #349: Molested By The 80s

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

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reason and maybe just nickel and dime people they make you they discard the old keys of the other tenant and then they make you purchase a new set at the post office they make you buy your mailbox 50 dollars for three sets and then that's first of all that's an insane price of course of course i didn't know this i thought all i thought was was when I'm looking at the contract is like, oh, you have to pick them up at the, at the post office.

Oh, okay. So I was already expecting some shit to come and I'm going to pick up my keys. Like, oh, no, a separate company makes the keys and it takes roughly 10 business days. And I'm like, oh,

so we can hold your mail here. And I'm like, cool. So I order something from Amazon. You know, fine. Usually comes to the door. For some reason, they put the fucking thing in the box.

And so it's my studio phone and it's been sitting there since Friday. Studio phone. No, the sound, the sound proof shit. Oh, right. I just called studio phone. I heard phone. I got a studio phone. I got a fucking lamb line. Can you imagine? I want to get a landline low key.

Why would you? Why? I thought about it. It's an aesthetic. It's an aesthetic. I thought about it, but then like a friend of mine did it like did a whole experiment recently where he had it for like a month and he said like the spam calls. I was just going to say that's the only thing is going to call. Yeah. Cerm calls are already crazy on your cell phone. Yeah.

And like, imagine having a place where you can't really silence it. I miss the phone with the lower bottom part, the antenna, the plug, the plug, the in the long wire. I miss those. What do you mean you miss those? Well, yeah, those are. You never experienced those. You're talking about the double ones? No.

I'm talking about the ones that had like, it was like a little white bottom like part. And then it had like the other like upper white part you put inside of it. Yes. And it had the like wire. You mean a landline, like a standard landline, the one that we've been talking about. various kinds of landlines. I thought Lano was just like a home phone. That's all I thought it was. Well, I mean, yeah, but like. But that's the standard phone, right? It has the, it has the foundation and then you put it in there and has the wire neck. Because we had that one for it.

We had one that was like... I thought you were talking about the ones where it was like a separate thing. I was like, hello? No. My grandma has, so I inherited it. She used to use not that old. I had one of those. Not that old.

That's way too old. The one where you have... Oh, the rotary phone? You have the separate. So I just have a regular rotary that she legitimately used until her death. She died in 2019. It's a crazy long time to be using a rotary phone. Using that shit.

I like those. Those are cool. I mean, they're sturdy because she, I don't know how old that phone is, but clearly it's a very old. They built those things at an interesting point with capitalism, right? Where they were like, they were like, oh man, let's actually build the best thing. Yeah. Yeah. And then they were like, wait a minute, we shouldn't build the best thing.

You remember, you remember in America? We can't sell anymore. We can't sell anymore. Remember when America was building things to last? Remember that? We were like the country that built things to last. Oh, yeah. We were that country once.

Isn't that crazy? Isn't that insane? It is crazy. Isn't that crazy? brother, my couch. So I, you know, I bought a starter couch, right? Yeah, of course. You know, so.

Me too. Yeah. But like. Piece of shit. Dude, my elbow caved in a part of the, like, you know, the rest. There was like, I don't think I'm that heavy. And I was just adjusting myself and it was like, like, crack. And I'm like, wow.

But again, I guess you get what you pay for. But I feel like even what I paid for back then would have gave me something infinitely better. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, no, of course. Well, relative, you would have paid less. even relatively would have still paid less for a much better

Like it's just insane thinking about that Like so infuriating Like when we used to like in our lifetimes We would get shit We would make shit and be like oh this would be like a Game Boy The way they used in DER My Game Boy still work Yeah or like a 64 just still works

Like I'm My Game Boy Advance SP still works I just had to change the battery And it was like that's it There's no way There's no way a Nintendo Switch is gonna last Oh fuck no They're not designed

They're not in our 40s The Nintendo Switch breaking on its own, literally. The Nintendo Switch feels like a device that would break in moments. It was like a fish of price to it, especially compared to the second one, it's crazy. Even the second one to me, dude, feels fucking flimsy. Like, it feels better than the first one. You know what I feel really flimsy to Steam Deck?

The Steam Deck feels like it's a bunch of tech inside of a shell that's bigger than a tech that's supposed to be inside of it. Dude, even my Steam Deck's been having fucking, I think I might sell it. Really? Oh, mine is having issues. Yeah, because mine, it's been doing this thing where, like, I'll turn it on, and then I'll hear the fan go. And you know how, like, the touchpad, like, has the feedback on it? Like, that'll work, but then the screen will be completely off.

Cool. And then, like, okay, and then I restart it, like, a million times. I charge it. I hook up to, like, a dock that it won't output a display. Yeah. And then I just have to... Is there the series one, like, one of the first ones? I don't know.

I don't know. When I got to the 50, I've learned some things, like the value of the family, the importance of the job,

and that the 99% of the people of the people of the virus that cause a Culebrilla. Although not all the

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Culebril to the doctor or pharmaceutical, Patrocinoed for GSC I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod Say hi Dan Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently

that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north probably closer to 22, 23, after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is

dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. office near you. I got a fan sent it to me. I got an OLED and mine is, mine works still perfectly fine. Mine is modded to fuck.

Like I have like a bunch of shit on there. Yeah, mine the batteries. The guy that sent it to me probably like played the fuck out of it because I don't know. Maybe it's normal and I just don't know. They don't have a great battery. It doesn't even retain.

Does yours retain battery power? Yeah. What do you? So that's what I mean. Does this portable device retain battery? So you have to plug it in. Yes. Because in it within,

And so it'll run out fairly quickly, but the thing is if I leave it alone for, let's say, two, like a week maybe? Oh, yeah, no, mine does that. So, okay, that's normal. Like, like, I was to say there's a retained battery. What I mean is that, yeah. Oh, right, right, right. Like, like my, dude, my head, I have these headphones, the, whenever I talked about buying

the rock products, so these JBL rock headphones, I haven't used them in like almost a year and they still have battery power. It's crazy. My 3DS. It's a good product. Yeah, it doesn't retain battery. My 3DS, I can turn that bitch on right now. It's been almost a year enough to use the NLB still at the blue.

That's nuts. Because those things were built to fucking, I remember playing my DS and my PSP to the point the battery would die. And now I think about it's like, how much was I playing that hoe for the battery to die eventually? Probably not long, honestly. No, my P. I feel like battery life back then was not. No, my 3DS is battery life is still crazy. And my DSP, they just still work.

I mean, PSP, specifically. The PSP battery was like notoriously not. for the time because that was like console quality like stuff at the time yeah it was like within the generation it was a PS2 yeah really was the start it was like comparable there were games that were

there were games that were comparable on both of them that's insane yeah like it was a little because I remember playing the god of war games and thinking that this is around the end of the PS2 era's quality really yeah when like say because like PS3 was already kind of doing its thing and

like I was so there was already games to compare it to and so the quality was just a little bit lesser. It was like early it was early PS2. Early PS3. Early PSP because the PSP came out in 2005 the 2000. 06 I think was the PS3 and so when you got the PSP it was like this is surprisingly

kind of like it's like early PS2 you can play stuff basically. I've been yeah. Maybe maybe so yeah I just it wasn't like the Game Boy Advance or like the game word you know with the Game Boy where you'd be like, you play the Game Boy Advance and you're like, oh, okay, and then you compare it to the N64 and you're like, oh, well. Or like the, even the, you know, the GameCube and the N64,

they were just like, well, this is clearly a, this is clearly a compromise. Do you remember old school Game Boy games? Oh, dude. Well, first of all, before we get into that, I forgot. Welcome to Star Tank podcast, everybody. Look, it's us. Look, it's me, it's Chris, it's him, it's Deerick.

Patreon.com slash StarTang. Remember that. Don't you dare forget it. If you forget it. Let's go. What? What happened? What's the problem?

What's the problem? What is that hat, man? You guys don't know Noah Kinniga? Okay. What were you talking about? You don't know fucking Noah Kinnigga? I thought it said night. I was like, why do you have a hand that says night on it?

And I looked on the rest of it. I was like, oh, that's nigger. It's Kinnigah. There's a real person. There's a real person who is entering college ball. College football. His name is Noah Conniga. Now, when he was a kid, I think they could pronounce it Coniga.

But then like, once it caught on, he was like, it's Conigua. And yeah. That is so crazy. If he wasn't white, it wouldn't even be funny. Dude. You know what I mean? Like, Noah would care. That had, I thought you made that.

Oh, I made it. That wouldn't be a stretcher. But Derek was like, oh, this is so funny. I got to do it. I'm waiting to be attacked or something for it. Like, right in the trains. Like, somebody's going to, like, take it the wrong way. How?

The train people are crazy. I've already, I've already ran into a few interesting characters. Cool guy, we're into a cool guy from Tennessee. He traveled all the way over here, and he's, like, all a musician guy. I met some guy that I thought was, like, flirting with me, want to fuck me or something. I, like, I actually, I thought he was going to attack me because he was saying all this weird shit to me. He's like, oh, what are you doing over there looking all, like, fucking decked out? I was like, what the

headphones are on? I'm like, why are you talking to me? It's insane to talk to somebody with headphones on loud, but you can still hear him. I can hear that's the thing. He's talking into your brain and you're like, I'm listening to shit and this guy. He's like live EQing himself over your music.

You know how you fucking put awareness mode? Yeah. His voice just does that. I know you hear me. I know you can hear me. Don't look away for me. But he started like talking. and I was walking away

and he was still saying some shit And then I'm like looking over my shoulder to be like, dude, this guy's gonna snatch me up or something and then like I had to I turned around to go look at the schedule and then I had to go this way and I saw him like fuck

I was just like what am I gonna do? But then I just walked by him real fast and I think he was preoccupied by some other one like he found new prey. So I got lucky. New prey. Yeah, I got lucky. It's always nice when they find new prey.

Yeah. But other than that, like I feel like this hat might trigger somebody that's... Let me put it this way. One time I was on Venice, we're on the boardwalk or whatever. Yeah. The strip or whatever.

And we were dressed like, you know, 80s future neon shit. We were just kind of like doing our thing, playing some fucking vapor wave shit. And some guy almost attacked us. You know, he was probably semi-homeless or something. And he was like, oh, this fucking future bullshit. And he started like going off

and he was getting our face. He was getting all close to us and we're like, yo, just don't say anything. Like, this guy seems rabies. He got mad at the idea of progression. Like, Don't you dare move forward.

I hate you. We're just having fun. It's like the 80s future. And this guy is really upset about it. I was like, what happened to him that, why did that trigger him? He was molested by the 80s.

Can you imagine? He was there. He went to the future. He went to the future. It was like that. And all he got was sexually assaulted. And they were like a time. And then he was at least.

least like, and then he went back to his current time and then he was like, I don't know, I guess we could I guess we'll, I guess in the very least I can wait to see that future. Then that future never happened. Because he altered it. No, no, no. So he went to like a separate future. Alternate reality. Where he got molested.

And then he just waited to get at least see like the wonders of it. And then when he finally got to the point that he traveled to, wasn't anything alike what he went to. So that was the only thing he had to hold on to like home rape. He got raped, but he was like, well, at least that future's Awesome. And he said hologram was

fucking crazy. And then it's just like, it's, ah, there's just no jobs. You get that instead of, of the, what is it,

the jaws hologram sharp from back to the future and it looks like really fucking shitty. But would still be impressive today somehow? It would. Like if that just manifested

in front of you? It would. Oh my God. I would never time travel. 80s, so Game Boy games, right? You would time travel?

Oh, yes. I don't think I'll time travel. Look, man, I would go to time travel. to, like, if, if there's a wormhole and it's like, you can go this way, you can never come back, I'm doing that too. I think I might do it. Like, I'm like, sorry. Well, unless Jojo want to come with me, I'm sorry. I'm going to do this

crazy thing that, you know what I'm saying? It's a crazy experience. It's a crazy experience, but I just don't, I don't, I don't care to know about the future that much, you know? You're a painfully and curious person. Yeah. I, I wouldn't tell me curious. I would say, like, I, I kind of want to go the, like, if I can go back in time, maybe I'd try to do that. Ew. What if you can only go back in time?

Like the visual. Like not, I don't want to be there. I want to. But you have to. It doesn't work that way. Oh, that's not fair.

What if you can only go back in time, uh, three days every 10 years. No, it's not worth it. Go back in time three days every 10 years. Yeah. Yeah.

So like, do you basically burn out your ability and your cool down is 10 years? But you go, you can get to go back three days. Um, do we choose the time period? Or is it, is it randomized?

That's crazy You can't choose Randomized time travel Is the scariest ability It kind of is because what if it lands Like while the earth isn't even Completely formed You're before

Like you're before the crunch The big crunch You're just like You sneeze and then you're suddenly Stepping on molten bacteria Yeah In the atmosphere you definitely can't breathe in Yeah

It's just all carbon dioxide There's no fucking oxygen. It's damn near a fiberglass atmosphere. No photo plankton to make oxygen yet. So you're just, are you telling her back in time to like when the meteor's coming? And you're like, bro,

what that'd be kind of cool. That'd be kind of cool. You get out of the time machine or whatever. You step in, you see all the dinosaurs and they're all looking up. You're like, they're not even fucking. They're not even bothering you.

The one dinosaur says, is there a cool down? Like, can you go? immediately. Immediately. Like, so if you, if you step in the, you go to the past

and it's terrible, can you leave immediately? You gotta wait 10 years. Or is it build up, right? Is it build up to go a certain time? It's crazy. Can you burn it quick to go

not very far? So you keep continuously burning it? It's like you're just before the meteorite hits over and over again. You're just on a minute like before it's, you just are, that is a horrible,

just kill yourself at that point. You're just using your last, just kill yourself. You get a year more of life. But it's one second before you're, infinite death. Why would you do that? It's better than dying, I guess.

No, it's not. That's not better than dying. It's not better than dying. It's not even a little bit better than dying. It's not even like slightly. It's a wee bit. What if we went back to the dinosaur age and we saw like the big dinosaur chickens wearing tuxedos and shit?

Like they actually had a functioning society. Yeah. That would fuck me up really a lot. That would like, if they had like, they still had like black and decker toolboxes. Yeah. Like it was really fucking up. See, that's a little bit, like, it has to be like, you know, you know how they found They found some really old tools that they attributed humans.

Like humans are way older than 250,000 years old that has they speculated. Like humans were probably around millions of years. No, that was just dinosaur tools. We're just too stupid to understand. And the dinosaurs had tuxedos that got vaporized just like their feathers. Right, right, right. There's no evidence. Yeah.

They couldn't fossilize the tuxedos. That's crazy. It's a complete misrepresentation of them because of the fossilized. record because clones evaporated? That's so insane. What if you go back in time when it was a dinosaur Jesus? That sucks. Something that stupid.

You know what I actually... I guess they would have a deity like that. You know what I do think about? Like, what I do think about the dinosaur time? Is that like, it would be like... It would be really nice. At the getting to the 50, I've learned some of the family,

the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more 50 have the virus that cause the Culebrilla. Although not all the persons in risk the cause will be. The eruption dolorouss with ampollosurys duros'amas, making that even

the tasks more simple are all a lot of a lot of year difficult. Talked today. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. To step in there for like a second and take a deep breath. It would hurt. Because they got a lot of air back then. a lot of air. I guess depending on what time period. I think it would probably feel like completely unpolluted air. I think it would give you like a really bad because it's so much opt-in. I think it would give you a really bad headache. It also be way hot too. How do you know? The planet was way hotter than. I was it was a hotter planet then. I actually don't know. I can't

say. I can't say so much more air would hurt your lungs probably. You think but he'd be like, Are you sure? I don't even have like a, I've never, I've never looked that up. I've never like, there's never been a point of focus for me. To me it's like when the Earth was forming, it was obviously extremely hot, mulching, everything's exploding, lots of carbon dioxide, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But like, as far as

as dinosaurs were roaming the earth, like, it was significantly hotter. I don't know. I just feel like it would be not too dissimilar to now. Because I'm sure they're, I'm sure they're, because of people. There's technically more,

there was less greenhouse gases, right? Technically then, right? Or more. I'd say once the planet settled, probably significantly. less. There was way more and then less. I just don't, I can't say. Like, this is one of those things to work. I'm gonna look it up. I'm curious. I feel retarded

even speculating. You know what I mean? Earth. What was the temperature of the earth during dinosaur? Dinosauri. The Jurassic Giant Chicken era. The Earth was significantly warmer during the time of dinosaurs than it is today with average global temperatures ranging from

18 to 25 degrees Celsius. So what is that? I'm so bad with Celsius. That's like maybe like a hundred and I'm too American to like. 120 degrees? I'm too American to like accept it, you know? Really?

No, I think 30s. I've accepted kilograms, but like when it comes to Celsius, I just can't accept it. It's only better when you're doing scientific studies of temperature. That's the only time. It's like if you're measuring things that you have to jot down research for, it is objectively better. I just, in person, interpersonly, it's not really that usual. Here's my only problem. 25 degrees Celsius is 77 degrees.

That's the average, I guess. So what's the average now? Well, Probably less, but like, So I guess it would have to be less if it's warmer then. Yeah. An average temperature of earth. Earth?

Because I know it's like, it's like three point something divided by 16. Three point. It's like three point something. Every Celsius is 3.1 degrees divided by 16. Around 15 degrees Celsius. Something like that. From 59 degrees.

So it's 59 degrees is the average now. Yeah. Okay, that's pretty. It's a bit hotter. But this is kind of like one of the, things where it's like Mars is like 80 degrees you know what I mean where I'm like that's not really like crazy is it's not famously cold no it's not famously cold no it's not famously cold it's just not

it's just not famously hot I think I thought it was actually colder yeah isn't it decently colder like night I just I don't because that's pretty far away from the sun look that up too it's not it's not it's not it's not I swear to God it's not the atmosphere it's the atmosphere it doesn't hold it's kind of like like Venus versus Mercury we're learning things Mercury is significantly closer But Venus just with all of its fucking It's on fire

It's like Did you um I started hanging out in Venus on a starfield It was fun Oh yeah yeah Yeah just an inferno It's cool like you can see kind of A little bit of the like

Like it's how heated some of the parts are And my suit like barely works Yeah Like I'm still like Oh yeah You're fucked And I'm like All right yeah

I genuinely kind of like Stopping on those empty planets Yeah There's something about it It is boring it is objectively like empty but it's like there's a vibe there I don't know I don't know how to

I don't know how to explain it right being in soul like is was awesome like being able to the only thing I wish is like can I can if they would have done something I know there's all that would have been a lot of work I know I can't land on the gas giants

but can I at least fly around in them yeah I just like just I just want to see that no one's done that yet you know if you land on earth depending on like where you land you'll find like like little like landmarks and shit oh I tried so I landed I landed like in the LA area

I landed in Africa I tried to see the differences But I didn't see anything There's like a chance There's like I can't remember what the chances Like I think I saw like the tip of the Empire State building or something like I was like this is fucking cool That'd be sick as fuck

But yeah it's cool That was cool doing that Fuckers Yeah It's only minus 81 degrees Oh only minus 81 degrees Yeah Yeah it's totally

extremely cold. How do we terraform an atmosphere? You have to put things there to create oxygen to create the stuff. So we just put a couple of trees. Then it would die in the same. You put two trees and then it'll be fine. Here's a real question.

Do you think if every person on planet Earth, so eight plus billion people I think we're at now, right? Something like that. Gathered in one place and hyperventilated for a year like straight. Uh-huh. Would the atmosphere in that area be, like, fucked because of all the, like, carbon dioxide? Probably not.

I think... Eight billion people exhaling carbon dioxide? If you guard all the trees. In, like, a really close space. I mean, like, maybe, like, a square mile. Some smart... That's insane, first of all. That's insane, first of all.

Hey, uh, I think the scientists could actually calculate that. It might be a little significant difference. All the scientists who listen to this show, I'm sure there are many of you. Yeah. Uh, right in, give us, like, a dissertation kind of thing. Yeah, please. Um, you know, get, get funding, get a government grant, whatever you need to get the, get this research done. I want seven billion.

I'll settle for no less than seven billion, but like if you could get to eight billion, that we get eight billion people. One square mile, hyperventilating for one straight year. Yeah. No rest allowed. I'd appreciate that. Yeah, me too. Yeah. We'll do it.

We'll get it done. I believe in whomever is going to do it. I believe in the, um, the spirit of, the spirit of cooperation. that has so clearly So clearly everywhere right now I remember hearing this in like some sort of like fucking science talk where it's like If we ever found a means to terraform Mars We would just fix Earth first

Yeah when we wouldn't go to Mars You'd be like oh let's just fix here Yeah then go to Mars afterward Mars isn't very useful This is the kind of thing it's like a lot of like unless you need like magical later like well on like you guys are speaking out of practicality you guys are speaking

out of practicality but you're at these retarded fucking billionaires they're the ones that are because they just want to do that frontier shit yeah so they're going to spend money on trying to terraform Mars before fixing Earth like they would because like figuring out the technology to fix Earth would be

inherently help you yeah it would inherently help you do now if you can convince them that to do that yeah like it would be Hey, if you guys just invest in and fixing the earth, it'll actually free up a lot of people to just now figure out how to terraform Mars. You know, but they're so fucking greedy. They don't fucking think that way.

I want to buy an AI. They don't, they don't understand that like, the problem is that a lot of them are not smart people. They're just rich people. They're very rich. And then, um, they hire smart people to think for them. They're smart.

They're not intelligent or like one of the two. Because the thing about it is like, if you have, if you have a lot of money you have the freedom to be autistically dedicated to a very particular thing and drive

and learn a lot about it and get to the point where like I don't care what other people are actually saying it's actually like a degree of arrogance that is inherent to being successful in anything right that's kind of the separation and so what happens is like you have a lot of people

who think that they're like gifted when in reality they just are afforded the time yeah to be able to be able to be able to have the facade of that. Who would you attribute this to that? Who would you attribute to? Because I can't think of anyone that's actually like that. In like, that that's coming to mind of like, this is really rich person that's really driven. Usually they get to a certain point where they hire a bunch of people to do everything for them. No, I think that's true. I think what I'm saying is like to even get to the point where you're even able to do that or willing to do that. Like, think about, think about

if you had a billion dollars, would you be doing any of this? Would I be podcasting? No, would you be like, Oh, like, would you be like doing what Elon Musk is doing? No, you'd probably be like enjoying life and fucking off. Oh, what'd I be doing with the Elon Musk? Do you, the you that you are now would do that. The you that would have been, right? Because it's like I, the, Kingston me, right? The person I am right now, right?

I've been poor. So now my brain is like, I don't really, I really, even before that, but now I'm like, I can't sit idly by and know people are suffering in their lives. I would want to donate. You're just kidding. I would want to donate. I guess, but I wouldn't want to donate. I guess to the level of like.

the level of like in for power and influence you have yeah um that's the that's the biggest difference i'll be honest if the world wasn't suffering me being involved in um and like space trekking and shit like that i would love to be involved in that even though i'm like retarded i would still just love to be like here invest in a room don't invest and hear what you're talking about dumb it down for me please and stuff like that basically what they do to Elon Musk right but the only difference is he's using all of the subsidies from our fucking pockets to do that shit and that's one thing where I wouldn't be able to do I'd be like I can't fucking take all these subsidies these billions of dollars and use it on my dumbass endeavors knowing that people are starving

that's the only difference right right if all that shit was privatized and give it to me by like a I don't even want to say Saudi oil money but that's complicated too you know this is the ultimate thing it's like that's the ultimate problem though is it like everything is complicated. Yeah, I think I would get such a headache and thinking like, is this money ethical?

Is this money ethical? Fuck it. Yeah. I'm done. The thing is, we're gonna fuck off and play video here. As long as you do ethical things with it, I think at that moment,

you know, because it's like the idea of you morally watching the money yourself. If you could flip it, yeah, flip it into something good. Even if I got like a Mr. B's shit. Like that thing is like fucking like money from Amazon

and probably the NRA and all that bullshit. I would build. I would be recently helping people. I would spend all my money building, um, building a scarab. That's what I would do. Terraforming, isn't it?

Is it usually for terraforming? Yeah, it is. What do you mean? So it's a giant tank that shoots the lasers of the ground. Oh, you're talking about not the actual, like, beetle? No, no, no. I mean, maybe I'd dabble in, like, building a little scarab. Okay.

I was like, what are we talking about here? No, yeah, like a scarab tank. I want to build a scarab tank. That's all I would. If I had money, I would just do that. I'd build, like, giant wildlife preserves. If I had, like, 10 grand, I would do that. Just, that would like.

You know how much a car costs. hire a team and they would be employed for like a week. And then they would be like, we're out of money. Well, we're out of money. Just we're paying us to be here for a week. We don't even have materials. Well, we jotted down. We tried.

It's a complete lowest effort attempt. Just to say that you attempted. Yeah, yeah. That would be cool. Like history books, see, Krista attempted to build a fucking scare-up tank, you know. Wow. You might get mentioned?

Do you mean? It wouldn't even be a footnote out of thing. I think anything's possible. I would try to revitalize that's true. I'd try to revitalize agents. I'd have to become president and then like, uh, re-revised history so that, um, I feel like that's possible. I literally feel like right now, we could trick enough people in to start donate a bunch of money

and get the wave going. And all you got to do is do what the Democrats aren't willing to do is just fucking lie. Like you're, you're going to, you want to do real shit, but also lie about all this awesome shit that you know you can't fucking do. a point in my life where I was like, you know what, principles are important. At the time of the 50, I've learned some things, like the value of the family,

the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more 50, you know the virus that cause a Culebrilla. Although not all the persons in risk will have developed, I see the eruption dolorous with ampollos during the end uphols,

making that even the tasks more simple, are all a retort, not learn about the Culebrilla of the way difficult. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north. probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. But then it's, I don't know. I don't know if I feel that anymore. It's too ridiculous. Because if you're playing a game, not anymore. If you're the only person in the game not cheating. Yeah.

Then you're just. You're just losing. Why are you playing if you know you can't fucking win? Yeah. Like, why play at all? Like just fucking cheat. I don't care. Fucking dealer tells you, uh, I rigged this game.

You, should I deal you in? Yeah. Well, sure. Like, what do you mean? I tell you what Democrats, just, uh, pass, laws with no approval fucking just do it just do it we don't care anymore they're ignoring everything yeah everything i think the thing is this right it's time it's time pandered to the groups that you can pander to the green niggas lie to them pandered to the fucking lie moderate niggas just lie to everyone

because like don't even you don't even need you don't even need the stupid other side no we do there's more people on the moderate and progressive side we look at the moderate and progressive side. Just fuck those other guys. You niggas suck. No, I don't too. Fucking just lie. Like whatever. Just lie. What has the truth got in? Nothing. Absolutely. Yeah. So fucking lie. I think it's like

the idea of like, I think if we got like a really altruistic person that became president next, it was like, all right, I'm going to become president. I'm going to roll back all this retards bullshit and then I'm going to give up a lot of the power of the president. That'd be amazing. But that would never happen. Because any person that would run president is an egomaniac. You went too far with the other part.

They're not going to give any power, but they can't roll back the retard shit and then make laws to make sure that retarded shit couldn't happen again. Because that's a better bet. That's what they're trying to do in ways like say, you see like what's happening in Texas, for example. I think we should succeed, quite frankly. I honestly, we would. Yeah. We would just die. We would find.

We wouldn't die. The red states wouldn't be too good. No, no. They would just conquer us again. There's no way. The red states? No. The rest of the country.

The rest of the country. Is that what you said? Because we'd leave America, right? We'd be seceded, right? And then what happens? They would be like, no. No, they wouldn't be, they would be good riddance. I think they would say that.

I think it was that at first for sure. They'd be like, yeah, get out of here. And then they'd be like, yo, yo, Georgia's eating itself, literally. Guess what? Look at it. China adopts us. China adopts us. China adopts us.

Yeah, yeah. Let's get those fucking cars, man. How? How do you? I want a Chinese electric car. Have you seen those vehicles? I'm not going to lie. Have you seen those vehicles?

bucks brother. You know what bothers me? Not even. Not even. I was looking at one that was 30,000. It was like a badass. It was like a badass one. There's cheaper ones. Yeah. Like, yeah. 14,000 dollars for a car better than any Tesla on the market. I'm just like, what are you good do you mean? It's frustrating. They can park sideways. Seeing that shit is crazy, they look like fucking Tron bikes, but cars. The real, the real issue with all this stuff is like, yeah. I wouldn't drive you around, you around and me around. No, absolutely not. The funny thing about all this. Not you. the funny thing about all this is like there's like a generalized kind of like feeling about china where it's like oh china's not free and they're doing all sorts of crazy like evil shit right and uh yeah but like i think the dividing line between us and them now is so painfully minuscule

that it's just like oh well what's the fucking difference the the the word like going up to people in like masks with secret police and throwing them in fucking jail throwing them into fucking random camps in el salvador like yeah what's the did why Why? What's the difference? I do want people to understand. Like, who cares now? Like, instead of just listening to your freak fucking social media expert or whatever that's just feeding you propaganda, like, why not compare and contrast? Maybe use a chat GPT or something.

See, what are the worst things that China are doing right now versus what are the worst things that America is doing right now? And you'd be fucking horrified by like the American Empire has been so fucking disgusting. And we've been unfortunately complacent because we live here. Well, I think it would be, I think the issue. is like I think it would be largely equivalent and so like what's the deal? I think we actually I think we beat them severely. I think

I don't know. I think we think maybe now. I think we not even now. I think we I think the American empire with over a thousand military bases over the world. I think I think as the American empire. I think as the empire of America we are we are worse. I think we think we think without the nuke I think the nuke does it.

I really have you heard? The nuke is what does. I feel like the problem is like since we can't like conceptualize or least most people can't conceptualize what America has done to countries because they don't get to see the murder, death, and famine, and destruction. They can't picture how bad the American empire has been. So when I say, like, how significantly worse they've been, you're like, I don't know. I'm like, this is what I'm talking about. Like, it's, sure, sure, sure, it is, it's, shish, sure. It's just like, it's, it's, it's really bad. It's, unfortunately bad. And we're just

seen as since we're in the West, we're just seems good guys. Same. is happening right now, Israel, Palestine. West, good guys, east bad guys. It keeps happening. Well, the reality is, like, the way that I feel about it is like, it seems like everything's a bad guy. So, like, what's really the difference? And like, we, like, who really cares? The problem. From the perspective of an American where you're like, oh, well, China's bad. It's like, well, we're bad too. So what's the difference? I think the difference. What's the moral line and being like, oh, there is, that is, that is, it just makes no sense. Bad is truly bad. I actually agree with you. And I'm, and I was furthering. I was. I was on. I was. I was.

Yeah, no, I completely agree with that, actually. And it was just more of like, I'll go even further and say, if you're all about morality, you should have left America a long fucking time ago, you know, like, if you're being moral. The only thing that is like, I just don't know enough. I straight up just don't know enough about China. It's just the thing. But that's the thing. It's a, I feel like it was really funny that speed of all people.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Show regular people that China isn't nearly as bad as they thought because people have an idea of how fucked it is. And it is in certain aspects. But also, they're making great gains and other, like say when it comes to labor and other things that, we remember how bad fucking it was notoriously.

And then now it's starting to... At the time, he had learned some things, like the value of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of 50, you know, the virus that cause a Culebrilla.

Although not all the people in risk will be I'm sorry the eruption dolorous with ampollows

during that even the things are all the thing you know not learn you about the Culebriya

to the doctor or pharmaceutical patrocino for GSK I've got Dan Morgan here on the

pod say hi Dan Hey how's it going today it's going good man tell us who you are

and what you do I'm Dan Morgan I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is

America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Pick up.

It started, and at a certain point, it's probably going to overtake America in treating their fucking people better. It's fucking crazy. It's pissing me off that, like, American... That it's even close. Yeah. That it's even close. It's frustrating.

rules. It's fucking crazy. Because in our lives, in our lives, it was way worse. I remember the fucking Foxcon. The nets on like outside of the Foxcon factories where people like to catch people from killing themselves. Exactly. And shit like that obviously is in the countries around China, it's always like

Southeast Asia. That still is happening pretty prominent. But in China itself, they're like taking care of their people better significantly than when we grew up when we knew like when they're at their absolute worse. Right. Especially around the North American Free Trade Agreement, like things like that when China was like, everything's being built over there now. And it's, I think morality doesn't like, unfortunately, people, morality doesn't fucking matter anymore, dude. It doesn't, it doesn't matter.

It's just, it's time to just. Until people start actually enforcing it. It doesn't matter. The thing is like I'm over it, I think. I think I'm up because. You can't convince people to be moral. Yeah. They don't care.

No, you have to, you get. Until it's like a man. Mandatory cause. Like, you've been expecting someone, expecting a capitalistic place to be moral is like, no. It's not going to happen. Just like any place with power. Unless someone is someone that is more powerful installing morality. Like, hey, you got to do it this way.

Yeah, but. Any place where they just can, they can exist, but they have to be bred. Like, you can't have one. They're shot immediately. Any place where dogs roam free. Yeah. Is inherently evil. That is true.

Why do you say that? Because dogs are the word. They are literally the best. I think they're kind of evil, okay. I think you ever see their shady eyes, you know, and they're like, little. You ever see the, you ever seen a dog, you ever see the dog, you know, dogs are so heavily created by humans. They're just a mirror of ours. They have our eyes, literally.

We gave them human eyes. We gave them. We installed human eyes to them. That's so unfortunate. You can tell. They would just get worse eyes. They would just get so much worse eyes. Well, their eyes are actually notoriously worse.

What do you? A dog's eyes are way worse than a person. They can't see as much color of eyes. but they're literally sharper eyes. They're better at tracking movement and stuff, like literally. Yeah, congratulations. So, would you rather have a human's eyes or a dog's eyes? I'd rather see all the color.

I want to see more colors. I actually wish I had better eyes than humans. I wish I had like a bat's eye or whatever the fucking, what's that animal that sees everything? Do bats have good eyes? Isn't it? Not famously blind. I think all I know is that. I think they're not actually blind, but they're not blind, but they don't have good eyes, though.

Whatever animals You live in the dark Well, you don't have to have really good eyes To live in the dark No, you don't That's why they have That's why they have their old special build Called echolocation

They don't do that That's fake That's crazy That's like an X-Man You're confusing that with like You're confusing X-Men's with real life What are you fucking doing dude Thinking of that dumb and fucking

Sega game Echo the Dolphin We don't That's not real Stop Stop! Stop That is a constant thing That is a constant thing that I went through

My life Stop I literally was in class Talking about a dolphin you idiot. And my teacher was like, that is a time I was like, you play as this dog where you beat pollution, but at the end there's alien. I don't know why. I was like, I was like,

what are you talking about? I'm like, this is a real game. I played the first two of them. And now you're fired. I was at a friend's house recently. You're fired. I was at a friend's out recently and there was this one of our friends was high and he was like, there was a fly kind of flying around

the apartment and he was like really obsessive about it. He was trying to kill it. And all of us just agreed to just pretend like there was no fly he's getting really psyched up that's so mean it's awesome I love that yeah it's so fun messing with people

who are just like not all there yeah until they like snap and kill all of you that's fine whatever there was this movie there was this movie that Lily had a bunch of friends over and they were watching a bunch of women so it was terrible

oh I'm sorry it was they were watching this movie about a family a man was marrying this woman and they He had two kids. And she was from like, she survived the cult. She survived the cult, right?

And she was like living, you know, she rehabilitated and everything. And the kids didn't like her. So what they did is they started, they found out she survived the cult. And they started purposefully, like, fucking, like, lying to her about, like, fucking information. Sort of like, just, like, re-igniting her, her fucking traumatic experiences. I think Jojo watched this movie. And it's such a crazy movie. because she completely snaps again.

And I'm like, how the fuck could you be so inconsiderate to play on a person's trauma like that? I think. And she kills the family. And it's like this bitch, this family, like I was watching that movie and I could not feel bad for them. I forgot what it was called. I could actually. Because I remember some weird, she was watching some dumb cult thing. And I'm like, this is dumb and gay.

I don't care. But like it was the TV was next to my computer. That concept. I remember seeing some cult shit. Yeah. That concept was interesting. But it's like, Imagine that. Imagine doing that somebody and being like, I can't believe she snapped on us.

Yeah, I can't. Like, how dare she? You suck. That is so, that is evil. It's like people like fucking with animals and then it rips their fucking throw it out. I'm like, oh, how could you? It's the people that like are, shouldn't even be in a place. It's like, oh, you're not even studying this. You shouldn't even be in a place. Yeah. No place. Just, you should, like, I'm going to go bother these grizzly bears. It's like, my guy, why?

For what purpose? Sometimes you gotta, you know Sometimes you gotta just like go up to a grizzly bear While it's eating its salmon Snatch it And then push it You think a grizzly bear would be scared If you pushed it down

Like shoved it to the floor You think it'd be nervous Well yeah If you were If you were saying down a flight of stairs If you'd be They're famously bad with Hill They're famously bad with inclines

Are they? Yeah they're famously bad with inclines Do they clean trees? trees aren't inclines you fucking I mean they're vertical No they're just vertical Like hills like people are like Oh if you're running from my bear

You fall down the hill Do you think a tree is exactly 90 degrees Kingston? I know it's not exactly 90 degrees It's an incline I'm referring to walk it Well I can't use its claws To like burrow into the hill

Yeah that doesn't make sense to me That it wouldn't be able to just Stubby legs That famously stubby legs actually I just It doesn't register to me that it would be harder to walk up a hill than climb a tree. Why do you have such stupid facts

like in your head? Autism, probably. Autism and a lot of PBS growing up. Like what? That feels, that's such an unnecessary thing to know. I heard that it's like you're funny from a bear you go down a hill and I was like why to fuck? Down? Don't you mean up? I think down. I think they'll just roll and then they'll be faster.

They'll just I yeah but like it's not going to I'm not taking advice for me anymore. Because I think that motherfucker's going to like Run it right into you. It's going to start rolling. It's going to sonic into your body. I don't trust that, man. I've seen bears haul ass.

I don't want to be anywhere near bear. I've seen bears don't, like, the way they move normally, and then when they're running after something, their locomotion doesn't make sense because they move really fucking fast. It's, like, I'm pretty sure bears are faster in horses, which is crazy. And it's like, why is this possible? Is that true?

I think they are fast than horses. On average, maybe the fastest horse is probably faster. I don't know. I don't know. I can see that. I know that bears can burst up to 40 miles per hour. Yeah, horses can't do that. Horses ain't doing that.

Yeah, they can. I don't know how, I literally have no idea. Horses are probably like, I'd average like 30 something, not 40. I've seen a horse run at like 100 miles an hour. That's interesting. Was it called a Mustang? It wasn't a car, you retard? No, so that was it.

Well, well, no, see, in fairness, it was like six horses. Bro, do you know how scary it would be riding a horse at 100 miles an hour? You know the damage? You know what the damage it would do to its own body if it moved that fast? Brother, that horse is going to break its legs and then your fucking dead. It would set on fire. It would just burn it. It would break its legs crunch into the ground and sand itself into nothing.

Hopefully it'll slow down just enough to where you'll be fine. Just the saddles left. thing like, ah, and use another horse. What is the, let's max, max horse. Let's see. I'm guessing, like, 35. I'm guessing $200 an hour. Even though, I'm guessing, I'm guessing 30.

Okay, so here's a question. That's the speed of a horse. What do you think the fastest a horse has ever traveled at? That's a dumb question, because the horse probably got knocked out of a car that was moving one time. That's what I'm saying. And it was technically moving at like 210. That's what I'm crazy.

Like a speeding truck? No, they're, they, the 44 miles per hour. Oh, 44? 44. Fast horse ever calculated? That's crazy. Current world record fastest horse is approximately 44 miles per hour. That's crazy.

That's crazy. You know, it's crazy? That horse doesn't even understand that he has that record. Of course not. That's so sad. Right? He doesn't even, he's just like,

you're the best at something and it doesn't even occur to you. Yeah, it's like, that's like, that's never get recorded, like, oh, this is technically the fastest jelker ever. And it's like, there's someone out there.

There's someone out there with like the quickest, come on record. There's someone out there with like, uh... So we got 35, not 40 for the bear. So, but it close enough. What's the average speed of a bear? Of a horse? Like on average. It's usually like 20 something, right? I don't know, man. That makes sense. Average speed, average speed of a horse, I would say

around 20. It makes sense. Average speed of a horse. Doesn't it happen that like, uh, if they're lying down too long, their fucking organs get tangled or something? I don't know. I think I read that a long time ago. 25 to 30. Wow. Yeah. Damn. I remember adjutant. averaging 30 miles an hour is crazy. As a human, yes, because we're small. That's like... So that's terrifying.

We'd be able to move out of sight. You ever see like a human run like faster than like 25 miles an hour? It's fucking like... You notice it. It's like... It's weird. Because like a car, you don't think anything of it. But when it's a person, it looks fucking hilarious. Because it's just, you know,

your eyes are, you're like, humans aren't supposed to be the best. You become immediately concerned with that person's safety. It's got... It's the idea because of like, like, leopards. right are like cheetahs. Seeing a cheetah move forward when it's sprinting is insane because you feel like it's just getting dragged forward. Like someone sped up the camera on it.

Opposed like humans were not really, we're not the biggest animals. So us moving that fast is kind of freaky. Or a gorilla like moving at you and it's just like skipping frames of you because they're moving so quick. You think you'd be a gorilla in a let's say you're giving your home, right? I think you've been a gorilla in chess.

I think maybe. That'll probably get upset and just smash your brain. I don't just get upset that it doesn't understand what's happening. It'll be like, I don't get this game. Like, yeah, it really likes,

you know, like the way it's arranged and then you move something and it just gets mad and slaps your face off. I can see that happening. Fucking meat. I don't think there's anything that I could be the gorilla in. Maybe shooting. Maybe.

What if like, okay, so, separate room PVP. You're playing some fucking Halo or something. I guess I think I would say. It just reaches through the fucking wall, grabs you, and it yinks you out. Like fucking Freddie Kruger in that fucking first movie, but it drags the bitch to the fucking open the door.

It grabs the 360, understands it as a weapon, and bashes my brains in with it. That's what it'll happen. It scopes it to a figure of fucking... Guerrilla always wins. It scopes the 360 to a figure of chief. You're like... Figure skating? Ooh, gorilla wins

You can beat a gorilla in swimming Dude, I've seen gorilla spin a lot I don't know, man You can't swim that bad You're that bad at swimming? I'm like, okay, I don't, I don't, I have never paid attention Would you consider yourself someone

That can swim honestly? Uh, sure. So no. I know I can swim. Can you swim? I can swim, well, what does that mean? Like, can you constantly swim? See, here's the thing.

I've, the only contexts that I've swam in are situations where you really don't need to know how to swim. Like if you go in a pool, can you, with not major effort, get from one point to the pool? Yes. And then to the back to the same point.

Yes, because anybody can do that. There are people who can't swim who can do that. I think they're just terrified and then they just somehow can't. I think that, in my opinion, that's all it is. I think most people can swim

is kind of innate with us literally. I don't think so. I think people convince themselves to swim is a thing. No, because here's the question, can you swim is the question really is if you were dropped in the ocean

Oh no most people can't swim If you were dropped in the ocean How could you regulate Could you could you realistically Or not effortlessly But like reasonably well Could you regulate yourself To be as maximally efficient

At getting from one point to another In like a situation where you're not in just a pool Where you could kick off the ground Like you're in deep water If you were putting an Olympic pool, would you be fine? I don't know how big an Olympic pool. It's just a big ass pool. Yeah, whatever.

It's just a big ass pool. I mean, what's the difference between nine or 13? Here's the thing. Oh, yeah, but I'm like, just swimming. Here's my thing. If you asked me to swim from one end of a lake to the other, I don't know. No. Do you know that big gorge?

I don't know if I could do that. You know that big gorge in New Paltz where the cliff jumps are? No. I swim from one side of the. that to the other one. And it was maybe, it was maybe like a little over a third of a mile when I was in good shape. And I got out of the water and I vomited so hard and I couldn't breathe. And I was like, oh, this is like real. Because I never really swam before. And I was like, this is crazy. Can you float well? Yeah. Yeah. I don't float. But because I'm, because I'm bigger now,

I don't float super well. Because I'm bigger now, I can't feel very well. No, I just can't, I can't. I I still can't. We got to pull at our apartment. I still fucking... You can't flow, really? I don't float. Are you just not bone in? Are you just bone muscle? I'm just fucking... I think it's, I heard that it's about bone density. That is a part of it. I, to me, it sounds like a pseudoscience fucking, like, racist shit. Do you panic? No, not at all. You panic when you're, when you're trying to float?

No, no. It's just, it just doesn't happen. So I have to kick my legs like a retard if I wanted to try to float. You know what I'm saying? I'm fucking propelling my feet to be like... I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't just float. Oh, you mean treading? Because I can, I can just tread water. I can't, I can't float. That's crazy. Like, say, even if I try to go on my back, I'll start, like, sinking. Oh, really? Yeah, me too. I can tread water pretty well.

I can't do that, but I know how to swim easily. Like the things you have to, swimming underwater is easy. It's very easy. That's the thing that I feel like anybody should be able to figure out to do because all you got to do is just kick your legs and it'll start moving forward. And then you can use a little bit extra

or you can do this. It's above water where I feel like it gets tricky because then people, that's where we need to learn, like have a class to how to breathe. So like say if you're doing the, you know, like you know when you're trading. That's not intuitive. Like you need to learn how to do that.

I guess swimming for me felt, I learned how to swim later in my life, granted. I don't know how to swim when I was going to be like 9 or 10. 19? 10. You said later in your life, 9 or 10? That's not later in your life. Well, something is not how to swim when they're just young already. At the getting to the 50,

yeah had learned some of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of 50 yeah they're doing the virus that cause a Culebrilla. Although not all the people in risk will be I'm sure

the eruption dolorousa with ampollos with the world making that even the things are all a real realtor

not learn about the clobrilla to the talk about your doctor or pharmaceutical patrocino for GSK

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod say hi Dan Hey how's it going today it's going good man

tell us who you are and what you do I'm Dan Morgan I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What do you say? Like my grandma, well, my grandma can't swim.

But, like, my hurt kids and stuff like that, they were, like, little kids. Oh, because they were, like, children swimming. So somebody taught them, like, as little kids out of that. Yeah, but they learned. they learned how to do that younger. I learned how to do it later. I don't think, I guess relative to that, but I think 10 is like pretty, it's probably average. Later in your life is a dumb way to describe you being 10 years old.

Later, I just don't learn later. No, but I just be cold. Later would have been better. I learned how to swim a little later compared to what's why. That's not even later, like, I thought you like, oh, you learned in high school or something. Probably around 7, eight. Yeah. I feel like that's pretty normal.

Yeah, probably eight years old. When you said later in life, I'm thinking like, you're, you're, already got like fucking hair or something, you know? Yeah. I was a virgin. I was not a virgin by the time. I was like that's what I was envisioning. I was,

because most people I know learned how to swim. If they know how to swim. Yeah, like as babies. Yeah, like as babies. Yeah, like as babies. You see those movies of people dropping babies in pools? That's just crazy.

That's hilarious. What's crazy is that it's supposed, it's supposed to be fine, but it feels so brutal. The way they just fling them. The thing about it is like, you couldn't do that to me currently as an adult and have me like be okay. Yeah. You couldn't throw me Underhanded Into a fucking pool

And I'll be okay I'll be very upset Yeah I can't do that thing Like I can't I don't know Like I can't I need a like a One of those

Um The nose clips Oh yeah I think I just inherently like breathe the nose I think I just inherently like breathe And I can't stop myself from like doing it So I need a nose clip underwater I learned this

I learned how to sit like really Yeah I can't I can't not Like I can not inhale through my nose when I'm doing anything. Oh, that's interesting. So you just like, like, don't hold your breath and then, like, what happens? I don't know.

I think I do, but then I get in my head of it and then I start to freak out a little bit. Oh, it's interesting. So that. Yeah. Yeah, but like, I need the, it's just like I can't. Because you're afraid of the water. You're probably, it might be afraid of the water. So I'm just aware that like I could drown right now.

Well, yeah. I'm just aware of it. And most interesting. I don't know. For me, it's like, swimming was always just boring. So I didn't do it much. But I, but swimming was like, it's, it's felt second nature. once I got it. Once I realized that

like you literally are pulling the water your body along water. I was like oh this is pretty simple. I got it down packed for the most part. Yeah, man, that's an interesting way to have. I was like, oh, this is like I'm not. You kick your feet and you kind of grab the water and yank it behind you to move. I think swimming's intuitive. I just think like certain

the way that you have to breathe and the way that you have to I mean there's definitely. The way that you have to not do the things that you're literally trained to do without thinking about. Like inhale I never thought Or breathing

Specifically like under Specifically upside down You ever like swim upside down Or like like you're like on your back No just like even if just like swimming If you like swim in vertie you're upside down And if I'm diving like goes up into your fucking nose I like like if I'm diving I don't understand

If at any point you're You're upside down in the pool Upside down Like so I'm going further down Yeah I'm descending I have the problem where it's like the nose just like the water just like fucking pools immediately. It does?

Yeah. It just like rushes up and I'm just like I can't stop this. I think the point when you touch the water you probably instinctively inhale a little bit and then water just shoot straight up your nose. That's interesting. I never thought of I don't know. That's an interesting because have you ever been... It makes me think of like what other people, their experiences because

you know, it's... I didn't know that. I never, I didn't know that I didn't know if you were upright or not upright. I'm a regular black man. I don't do that shit. Really? No. I've seen too many... I love getting hit by waves. There's too many people that have drowned. It's like, it's not, it's not most people, of course, but like, I've seen enough stories of people getting caught and shit and just drowning. And I'm like, that ain't got to be me.

I don't like the ocean. I don't like swimming in the ocean. I've swam in the ocean before. And I've been hit by waves. You're getting hit by ways, you know, like the ocean. That seems insane to me. Because that was, if I'm, if you're in like Puerto Rico, you know, like, you go to the beach, you know. Yeah, I go to the beach, but I just, I go for like enough to.

My fucking torso is not submerged, essentially. I'll go a little bit. I'm having fun, having a ball. It's hit me. I love tackling waves. That's crazy. I mean, it's fine. Like, okay, to be fair, when I was a kid, I was way stupid.

I didn't care. So we would buggy board. So we would catch waves on a buggyboard. I wouldn't surf. Boogie board is fine. Yeah, because boogie boards are safe, essentially. You weren't like standing up. In theory, yes.

You were just riding it, you know. You're literally just riding your, you know. And so that was, I used to booing Boogie board. I knew a kid who died on a boogie board. That's crazy. He's shot. Some with the lifeguard just shot him.

He was fucking like, he thought it was a seal. Yeah, yeah. He was like, oh. He thought it was a quail. He said there was a seal and he shot it. He thought there was a quail on a boogie board. What is that kid's milled if he thought it was a quay? That's crazy.

When I go to a group. Oh shit. Bam. Oh, shit. I didn't realize I was a little boy. A boy. Fuck. When I went to Mexico.

Apologize to me, boy. That's crazy. Say sorry for getting in the way of that quail. He still leaves us a quail. When I went to Mexico, we were in, like, obviously we were by the Caribbean. That's where water is like the prettiest ever. So you're going to see into it. Yeah.

So we were over there and I was swimming and like, I got hit by a wave. And I was like, am I up or down? And I was like, hmm, let me check. And I was just in the water for a little bit. I was like. That was a crazy face. Yeah, it was like a completely different person. That was crazy.

He got, he scared. Well, he was like, he was a crazy. a completely different person. I was like, what the fuck? I forget sometimes that I can't contort my face. Yeah. That is uncutored.

You do that forever. Like, if you go to the bar and just like show up like that. Yeah, if I was ever a masked, if I was ever a masked vigilante. Yeah.

And I got unmasked, I think I could get away with it. Ah, that's a good idea. Yeah, except for the part of being captured. Oh, yeah. You just look at them

and you look like a, you look like an Indian woman. That would be awesome. It's like, yeah, like you have a complete. You have a completely different nose now. And then you also like you see that's what you should.

If you're walking anywhere, you should do that. No one's going to talk to you. No one's going to fucking talk to you. Yeah. Like, oh, fuck. A Mr. Magoo ass looking, you were looking at people.

Someone's about to ask you for the time and they're like, they fucking like, oh. That's crazy. They see you, they scream, they piss and they leave. They don't even run away.

They just walk off. It's a trail of piss and they're fucking frightened. And they're like, what was that about? That guy's a fucking free. Don't talk to him. Don't give him any fries if he comes in here. I'll be honest.

There was a couple of guys. A guy wanted to buy my Reese's peanut butter cup. I took it with me the first time on the train. And I didn't eat it. Just a singular Reese's peanut butter cup? Sorry. No, the package. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's, I just meant the one candy bar or whatever the package. That's crazy. I'll give you $5 for that one Reese's. He actually offered me two bucks. And I was like, just fuck. I was like, bro, just take it. Like, you know, but like, like, he was a really nice guy, but before he talked to me, this motherfucker, like, just sunburnt, his

fucking teeth are just hanging out. He's like, and I was like, ooh. I was like, oh, that was kind of like, that guy fucking, don't, don't, I don't want to be, like if what you describe it, sounds like he's, he sounds like he looks like one of those, you know, the still frames with SpongeBob where they paint a lot of detail onto it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, I think it would have been inspired. That, that would have been an inspiration to do something, but then he turned out like he was a very nice guy you know but he just looks crazy especially his mouth

your mouth hanging open the entire time is such an unfortunate thing because unfortunately it just makes you look crazy yeah I'm like why what's your fucking what happened to him what was his story I didn't find out

I didn't hang around to find out but I gave him the thing he was very appreciative said bye and I was like I hope I never seen him again I wouldn't have given him shit I'd be like fuck you die I walked off.

That's crazy. How badly do you need this? Like really bad. And then he's like, I was testing you and then he fucking takes you down to it with some abyss, you know, and like fucking wraps you up and tortures you. I'll be fine.

I'm like, how you still didn't get it? Wait, what's it? Wait, wait, he's got me. He's like,

he makes like, he makes, so he, he, he has like vortexes, like portals and he pulls you into his, you know, his abyss.

Right. And then he torches you with, um, basically he lives where the, the, Are you aware of the four kings and Dark Souls? No. So that's basically where he lives in a...

This is so stupid. No, a new Lando that got drowned and sunk, right? And then you take off the water so you can finally go and there's all these rafs and shit. You go in there, there's an abyss where you fight the four fucking kings. We're retarded, boss. At the getting to the 50, I've learned some things, like the value of the family, the importance of the job,

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tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

That's where this guy is. Right. He actually kind of looked like, you know, he was like the Four Kings of all. He looks so stupid. I would grab the racist puff I'm getting taken into the abyss and I would throw it

so he still doesn't get even in it He would still He's like he's like He's looking on the ground He really threw it still? What fuck is it? You really threw it still? Like yeah I did fuck you

I don't care if I get hurt down here He's torching you're laughing All right You stay resolute You stay hard here All right well look We're an hour in We got some submissions

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That's perfect Now go Let you do a little happier Mouth wide open With your mouth open Such a stupid Develop a mob That has become my favorite

Whites Kids you know sketch ever The silver The fucking cart titan Let's see At least the tarred titan I was like The tard tight Well they all were

Yeah I mean Have you seen some of the aboriginals Like there would be the abnormals Yeah Aboriginals what the fuck Why to say that? The abnormals

They're like running like And I was like, that's not an accident. That's not an accident that they're... Attack on Titan. They have the normal Titans and they have these abnormal. Originals. Right. I was like, I don't know.

I don't know why I said that. That's crazy. They don't have any black Titans. I didn't catch how insane it was that you said that. The first time. There's no Negro Titans. Oh my God. Holy fuck.

Australian Negro Titans. No, but they have the abnormal ones that run and they're like, they're all silly. They're clearly retarded. And I was like, why did they do that? I love the idea. Retired people are scary. I love the idea of killing the titan.

That was really funny. The what? Just murdering the titan. Would you join the survey corps to kill some titans? No. Would you join the military police to like regulate diggers? No. I would join ice.

I would. Okay. Well, well, actually. I get to beat Dr. Phil. I feel like I'm like that. I just saw that. Did he join ice?

Dr. Phil joined ice. He went to, he was hanging out. tagged along on the raids and he was on Bill Maher and he was like, I don't dumb. And I think Bill Barr was like, why are you doing it if you don't? Well, it was a whole fucking thing where like, he was saying it's not separating families.

Like if, if a criminal, if like a person who's guilty of a crime gets separated from the family, do we think that is separating people from their families? Like, if you don't like it, change the law. I'm not out there because I like it.

Change the law. But he's like, of course you are. Because, like, why would you be out there if you didn't like it? It's so insane. Bill just in the most effortlessly way, he's like, if you don't like it, where are you going? Like, and then the crowd, like, yeah. The one time I've seen Bill Maher not be a retard.

I think Bill Maher is famously stupid. Of course. Especially lately, yeah, in the last like 10 plus years. Last 10 plus years, he's old. He lost his fucking mind. He's out of touch. He's out of touch. He's out of touch.

He's out of touch. He's out of money. He's old and rich. Just, just if you be sent or right is going to get you a hell of a lot more money than everybody. He thinks I'm straight, but I'm not. I am a wrong. Listen.

I'm a rifling jacket. I hate that like a little... He's so pretentious. He is. That's what I can't stand about. I've never liked that about him because he's always been like that. Of course he has. He's like, well, I think I know better than you, Ben Affleck. Muslim should die.

And Ben Afflead was like, oh, it's racist. You're racist. He's like, you're gay. That interview made me so mad because it's like, Ben Affleck. As a matter of fact, this has a very reasonable stance. And Bill Maher is like... Ben Affleck's heart is in the right place. But it's just the way that it's classified is incorrect.

Where it's like it's racist and I'm like, you need to understand he's criticizing Islam. That doesn't mean he's being like... It doesn't mean that. Also, the problem is that those come hand in hand. But yes, I agree. It was a frustrating video to watch because I remember being like,

we can't if we can't criticize a religion that's so clearly like what are we doing yeah like this is insane I feel like if you want to shut people up and then just criticize it

from the Southeast Asian perspective because they're all they're all Muslim too right so if you criticize them because people are usually always seeing like the Middle Eastern they're seeing the Arabs so then they're like

oh that's racist it's racist because of the fact that we're Islamophobia so I feel like it would it would help Ben Affleck people like Ben Affleck understand that we're criticizing Islam because they're wild and out in Southeast Asia too.

Oh, here's this Muslim woman that probably literally her scarf fell off a little bit and they last her like 70 times type shit. You know what I'm saying? The problem is that he was like, it would be a reasonable. I think the people he was talking to don't match the way that he got upset. You know what I mean? Because he got upset at for the right reasons, but like as if he was talking to like Bill O'Reilly or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like Sam Harris is not. Sam Harris is not Racist Sam Harris is not out there being like Arabs need to die You know what I mean Like it's just the wrong

group of people To have that indication I don't know what he's been up to lately though Because I feel I think he's like He's kind of been downplaying What's happening What Israel's been doing

Who is that what? No Sam I don't know I haven't kept up in the middle I was gonna say Sam Sam Hyde Sam uh Him probably do

Well Well Well to be actually I think he doesn't like those people Hearing hearing I think I genuinely don't know I don't know anything about that same.

I'm gonna be Bradley Martin because I hate Bradley Martin too but like unfortunately I get. What did he do? Who the fucking Bradley Martin? The lead singer of Cole play? Yeah,

uh, wait. Don't say that. Chris Martin. Because unfortunately because unfortunately every now and then who the fuck who the fucking

bodybuilder idiot? That keeps trying to fight and makes martial artists and it's like dude he's gonna get yourself for no reason. He's a giant bald idiot have you been watching

have you been watching partial arts? No, what the hell is that? It's like martial arts with people with no arms. I'm not, no. I'm not gonna watch that. That's so.

why? Even for me, I'm like, what am I going to see? I hate me. I just saw one of the guy. No, to be fair.

It's pure kickbox. He's in one championship. No, it's just kicking. He's a real guy, one championship, and he has the partial arm, like you say,

and he hit the thing that, um, that checks your pound pressure. Yeah. And it just, I just, I just, I had to click off of it. Just,

was an impressive hit at least. It was a, it was a, it was very impressive. Thousands of pounds. It was very impressive, but it's also, I just like, I hate,

uh, I don't know, man. There's something about it that makes me. It's a me issue. It's like watching it. You know those things of Silent Hill too? Which ones? The main creatures are like,

never mind. Let's move on to Greg. For me, it is. For me, it's like, I'm not watching this for anything other than to be like, that person has one arm or like. No, I mean, it's interesting. So for me, I'm like, I'm not going to watch this.

It's just interesting. I watch people die. I'd rather watch it I'm not mature enough to watch it First of all that's crazy I'd rather watch people die Like there's one Like there's one was like

So people broke into a house And it was like movie trapped So they kicked the house Open and they went in And then this a wraith of flames came out Like a sea of fire came out of the house Yeah like the armless The armless

Silent Hills Partial arts is awesome Everybody look at partial arts It's cool Don't whatever Like if it is it Because it's not It's definitely

like a mockery except it's called partial arts. Of course it is. No. No, it's crazy. It's clever. It's like branding. It's not it's not a real like, you know? You hear this, you hear what he said? It's branding. You talk shit about me. You're literally, it's like Lily. Lily watches this thing where these two fat girls fight each other over food. And I'm like Lily, this is so demonic. I don't think, I genuinely don't think you can compare fat people fighting over food. Can I see that? armless people fighting to watching people perish. I'm not killing them.

I'm not fighting the partial arts. Yeah. Do you know what that is? Can I see them? I'll send it to you. I want to see fat people fight over food. It's really fucking crazy. That sounds awesome.

It's really fucking crazy. I'm like Lily Whitewater. It's like it's so interesting because they're rabid. And I'm like, Lil, you're fat too. You're selling it. Yeah, but these are monsters. But these are monsters.

That's crazy. That's crazy. I want to see that. Next time you're. guys come over. I'm going to put it on the screen on the TV and you guys are going to be so disappointed. You know what I want to see? You know what be really interesting? Like a dual cam, like multi-camp

setup of just two fights happening two really malnourish people who haven't eaten in a long time fighting over food and then two really fat people fighting over food. So you see like what, like what is more, what is a more effective driver? Like greed or or survival?

Well, here's the... That feels sick. That feels sick. Let's fund it. Everybody donate to the Patreon. We can get this sort we're going to pitch it to, um, we swear we're going to spend it on that and not ourselves. And not on hookers. Not on hookers. Not on hookers. Not on hookers that we beat up. Yeah. Do you ever see that air? Can you buy a hooker to beat her up? Uh, no. Well, you can do the, the dominate. Well, you get beaten up. Not be sexual about. No sexual.

You can get beaten up. I'm like, put the gloves on me and you go on. We put the gloves right now. You give a hooker boxing gloves. Yeah. I think you just go to go to union station. You'll find someone be willing to do it. If I read, you go there and you freaking like hey bitch you go there

you train I just want to throw some haymakers on you how much you train for seven months and you go to the nearest preschool and you throw a kid some gloves

What do you mean preschool? That's crazy. Boxing a child As soon as you show up and you lose you're going to be in boxing trunks immediately the cops are going to show up

you're like you are registering The cops are starting to get there and they're like now wait let the fight pan out and you're getting watched well maybe the ice age

and you're getting washed Ice agents will show up because the cops are probably going to be fired. Maybe you'll luck out and get the Uvaldi cops. Yeah, yeah. Dude, Do it in Uvaldi, Texas. You'll be fine. We can't do anything about it.

Oh, that sounds crazy, but I have this, Bastrami that's getting a little cold. We're a pussy, so we're not the same blood. So they might actually find the motivation. They actually has eyes like fucking bleeding blood and there's,

you destroy my world! Fucking like a saber tube from fucking X-Men origins. Yeah. That shit That shit is fucking funny That shit is fucking funny Insane Anyway we never got to this question

Yeah we didn't I mean this seems like more earlier request The Silver Enforcer Herald of Gasslack this Fring wrote And he says first of all I'd like to hear Chris say your plan is marked For death by Gustavo Frigg Listen you're just asking me to say things

Is this actually a question? No it's just a request no It's a request, I guess. I guess that is a submission. Yeah, planet. You play in its box for destruction, Walter. I herald your end. I herald Los Poyos Amanos.

That's crazy. I don't know. Does he like, like the contrast would be like he fly, you know, because he can fly through space, but he speaks like that. It's kind of crazy. You know, what's crazy? I forgot to tell you. What?

I'll tell you off. No, never mind. I got to write this. God damn it. All right. It's, will you,

will you remember to edit this out? If I, if I tell you now. Just tell me after. Okay. No, no, it's something cool, but I don't want to,

I don't want to, I don't want to, like, get anybody's hopes up. Right. But, uh, yeah, whatever. Yeah,

after the show, whatever. People can be, what the fuck? That's going to piss me off. You shouldn't get mad because I, you're lucky that you even have. What?

It just looked crazy from my perspective. I did that. It literally just pulled a chip out of your crotch. I did not see the bag. Like, there was no establishing shot of the bag. So I, uh, I ran out of Ziplox. And there's plenty of room in my crotch because I have a small dick. I see.

Yeah. Me too. Hey, stuff. What about? I got plenty of room. My crotch is my penis is so small that you, first of all, you have chips down there. That's not a lot. of real estate to store several chips.

Listen, if you stack them like Prangles, there's plenty of fucking real estate. And you were walking around as they're snuck there. Isn't they cool that Pringles aren't technically potato chips? They've got to be classified as like crisps or something because they're not legally. Is that what it's, is that a thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it not like when you read the ingredients?

It says like, When I was When I've learned Like the value of the family The Importance of the Work and that the 99% of the people of more of 50

Yeah, you know the virus that causes the Culebrilla. Although not all the persons in risk will they're going to I'm sorry,

the eruption Dolorosa with ampollos during that even the more simple are all a RETO

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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They'd have to like change the name of it. Yeah, it's like potato light or something. That's crazy. You're right there, bud? You're meditating? No, I'm just trying not to cry. You didn't know that? You don't want crotch chips?

No, I'm really okay. You're sure? I'm really okay. Okay. These are really good, actually. That's interesting. Sour cream and onion chips from Target. Actually, the flavor is immaculate.

Yeah, you got to try the smegma and camomile ones. That's cool. that's crazy oh my god freak is gonna fucking go in the lab and do it now turn out my music man what band

that's that's crazy he's having an iron man scene he's making smack my chips what band is that this motherfucker motherfucker is like

fucking just C-D-C-D-C. Yeah. A-D-K. I hate that. It sounds like Gremlin's being, like, molested. I hate him.

Look my sack. Yeah, it's pretty bad. All right, all right, all right. All right. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Right. Right. It's becoming fucking unlistenable. Let's fix this. We're going to copyright. We're going to copyright. We got a copyrighted because I'm like,

You sound way too much like it, but it's like, what? They made me take my gay cover down. I even repealed and they're like, no. Like, no. I feel like somebody probably from there was like, no. I can't stop silver surfing. Oh, I can't play. I got a silver surfer, Walter.

That scene with Silver Surfer in the movie is actually really cool. No, it's galactic. The silver whore fur? I don't know. Wow. I got nothing. That was the worst one I've heard ever. Is this Shilah?

I got... I got... I got... I got... Jesus Christ. I told you. I got... The silver surf whore.

Duck maxing. That's... Duck maxing, Rodet. He says, hello short word. Patrick and Larry's body and son of Mrs. Puff.

Or Mr. Puff. I mean, I don't know why you would say Mr. Puff. There is a business puff. First food of the day. Yeah, taste buds just woke up.

Intense. Damn. That's good, man. It's not a bad. You don't taste the Target ones, man, they're fucking delicious. What? These are from Target, the market pantry ones.

Oh. Or whatever the fuck they call. What is the sour cream onion? Is it? The sour cream and cheddar. It's fucking, not a fan. Not a fan? That sounds a bit, I haven't had anything today.

Okay. I don't want that to be my first thing. This was my first thing. That seems like a lot for me. It lit me up, man. It was good. Anyway, he says, I just wanted to share with you a clip of Gilbert Godfrey doing racist jokes to a clansman.

I found on IG Reels. Oh, cool What? Guber Godfrey racist Yeah, I've never, I don't know What is this? Was it on Howard Stern's show? I don't know, man

I feel like it was on a Howard Stern show How could I possibly answer that? Let's see I know a lot about racism So I'm pretty sure I saw it on a house I don't know if I want to look for this Why not? Why you?

I'm a racist I think black people are straight I'm actually in the plan I'm the Yago the bird squawk, nigga Yeah, Yago was definitely a racist I mean, Jafar is, so that's what I'm saying? Jafar is more of all supremacist, you know? I mean, what kind of supremacist?

I don't know, fucking... Like whatever he is or... Yeah, whatever he is. Or sorcerer supremacist. What is he? Whatever he identifies us. You ever see the Mool? Not the Mullah, the Aladdin sequels?

I've seen... I've only seen the third one once because I didn't like it. And then Prince of Thieves. Yeah. You see the third one? Prince of these? What is it the enemy?

Is Jafar's cousin Jeklos? No. That's crazy. That's crazy. No, you meet Aladdin's dad. Jiklos! That's crazy. That's so bad I can't laugh at it because I'm just like, what? It's fucking, um, Hank Castanella la la la la la da, uh, the guy that voices Homer Simpson.

Hank Castellaneta? Yeah, I don't know. I can never say his name. I just, that was the first time I've said it correctly. You fucking absolutely nailed it. Yeah, he takes over for Robin Williams because Robin already told him. He's like, oh, I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to kill myself in 15 years.

I need you to do it, Homer Simpson. He doesn't understand that it's not Homer Simpson. He's so cooked out of his mind. He's going to kill myself, bro. Is that Homer Simpson, please take my job? It was weird. I remember watching Return of the Far and I was like, what the fuck is this?

Homer. I can get so clearly hear his voice. No, I'm not. home home again you had never had a friend like me much he's called like Princess Jasmine Marge

He just can't get out of it He can't get into the character at all They fucking They edit in the The names of the real characters With like those old text to speech Yeah Princess Jasmine

Don't What is your wish Aladdin Go! I would have watched the fuck in it. What is your wish? Aladdin. That's crazy.

You know, I've always wanted to do. I always wanted to do like a fucking, like a dub of something. Yeah, yeah. Me and, me, Jayland, and Paul used to talk about like doing an entire, like a reddub of Spider-Man 2 where everybody's just Southern. The entire time. Ooh. Arthur Morgan. Oh.

Arthur Morgan Voices Voices Tobin McGuire Peter Parker Yeah Yeah, great Yeah,

that actually would be really fun Yeah I want to do it It'd be fun to do Get him to Get him Let's see Spider-Man 2

Any of the monosate I think the first one Actually would be better Because there's so many Like lines that you could That's yeah Yeah Yeah okay

Do you know how much I've sacrificed That's great. I built this company. Do it as John Marston. Oh, uh. Same line. Same line.

Oh, fuck. I don't even remember what I just said. Do you know how much I sacrificed? Oh. He was just there. I was getting ready for something else and I was preparing. So I deleted it. Whoops.

At the time, I've learned to the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of 50 have the virus that cause the Culebrilla. Although not all the persons in risk

the cause will be. I'm sorry. The eruption dolorousa with ampollos doorks during that even the tasks more simple are all a lot of a problem.

Not learn about the Culebrilla of the way about your doctor or pharmaceutical patrocinoed for GSC I've got Dan Dan Morgan here on the pod

say hi Dan Hey how's it going today It's going good man tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Do you know how much of sacrifice? Yeah, that's good. That's good. I like that. He's not always yelling, but I can't make, I can't think of his voice not yelling. Imagine him whispering. Exactly. You can't. What? What?

What? What? What? That's John Barson whispering. Macrifice, Barthor? That's why being a hero's a fool's choice. You never know when some lunatic will. with a sadistic choice.

The entire movie. You're going to abl him too. You're going to get those Ui's in there. He's making scenes longer than they should be. You fucking shit up. This next scene is gone, but it's still going. It's already trying to put you this daytime again. I'm so serious that I want to do this.

It's already daytime again. You're out, gobbie. Out of your mind. They're already having the fight They're already starting their fist fight Yeah, during the fight you just hear like Ye'all That'd be pretty good

My sister slash wife's gonna love this My sister slash wife Enigma Finish shit Fianish it That was one of the ones That cracked us up Finish it

I bet it'd be a hit in fucking I don't know Alabama. Yeah, yeah. Don't love it. Finally, Representation. I can understand what they're saying.

Finally. I never understood that. Yanks speak. I don't need no fucking subtitles, even though I couldn't use them anymore before. I couldn't fucking read. They like re-reed. They redub.

You know, like sometimes, like they'll talk about like, oh, my favorite food is like something American, even though in the original it's like Japanese. Yeah. It'll be like, uh, it just pretend like it's not even,

in New York. Yeah. Pretend like this takes place to like fucking I don't know Little Rock. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Hero.

Spider-Man, the hero little rock. I love these big buildings. Yeah, I love, yeah, yeah. I love, yeah, I love whipslinging on these.

These fucking shacks. He's web swing. He's webswing through Arkansas. He lashes out of a black guy on a tree. Oh, the fucking dead body. That's crazy.

He's in Arkansas. Spider-Man's like, oh shit. Oh, fuck. I gotta get out of here. I can't. Every web hits one. That's crazy. That's insane.

Oh, my God. He's just crying the whole time. He just wants to not be there. That's all he wants to not be where he is. How did I get to Arkansas? What the fuck? I missed me were so bad. I went to bed in Queens and woke up in Arkansas.

Oh, man. I'm Spider-Man. It's a fucking nightmare. Hey, Spotterman. You enjoy the ornaments? And he's like, you enjoy the ornaments? Oh, God. Enigma Kiwi wrote in.

I don't even know if we had, I don't even know what the question was previously, but whatever. Enigma Kiwi wrote in, hello the one. Hello, the one there, the one over there, the one over here. I remember you my favorite Futurama joke when the, was it the Italian robots? Our coin a bender. Right. Right.

Hey, over there. And he looks away and he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I mean over here. I forgot where I was. That is the best joke in person. I got where I was.

Just a passive joke like that is so stupid. I love shit like that. You always don't catch it the first time you hear it. It was like, pst, over there. It's so good. It might be the best joke

I've ever seen in like any animated show. It's like easily my favorite one. Yeah. Cracks you ever every time I hear it. Anyway, he goes, the name McHiewey writes and he says What's a mundane scene from a show, movie, or game

that most may forget, but stuck with you? Although there are countless memorable moments in Breaking Bad and Better Calls, all the exchange between the gun salesman and Mike just hits different for some reason? I forget, I don't even, I just saw Breaking Bad, I don't remember that. Even though it's never stated,

you know, for a fact they both might have participated in the Vietnam War specifically. Oh, yeah, yeah, I see. Oh, I do remember this. A mundane scene from a show, movie, or a game, game. Oh, you know what it is? I don't know, I don't even know if this counts.

But there's a scene in Scott Pilgrim with Chris Evans. Do you know, uh, Yeah, you know who Chris Evans plays in that movie, right? Yeah, when he shows up on set. And I don't even really know what this is supposed to mean or like what the joke is. I know what it is. You know what it is. It sticks out to me because he's like he beats up Scott or he sits, he sticks his stuntman on

Scott and then he walks away, he checks his phone and he goes, that's actually hilarious. That's actually hilarious. And he just puts it away. I love that. You never know what it is. Like, it has no bearing on anything. And I just like,

that sticks with me still to this day. I love this funny. That's such a, evil. That's actually hilarious. He's doing it like a dickhead. That's what makes it funny. He's doing it like a late 2000s video game villain.

Yeah. Yeah. Like it's like it's, no, I know. I understand. But like, it's a perfect like,

that's actually hilarious. Yeah. I fucking do it. Yeah. That's a good one. I think he's my, I think he's the funniest ex out of him, I think.

Well, the most personality. I have one, I guess, technically. Of the exes in that movie? I guess the brown one technically has more personality, but he's just like more annoying. Oh, the pirate? No, the brown one. The last X, the one, the final X, they fight.

Oh. It's him knives and what are you called him? Ramona have to fight it. Oh. That's Jason Schwartzman. Okay. Yeah, well, you're saying he's not. You're talking about, no, you're literally,

he's talking about the pirate. He's right. He's talking about the pirate at the beginning. He's like the first one. Yeah, when he fights him at the show, they're at the show, the battle of the band. He has a demon ladies? He summons the demon girls

And then he was like Why he dressed like a pirate He's like pirates someone He's like pirates are in this year Yeah Really? And he has a dance number He was brown

He got with the glasses Jason Schwartzman I thought he was brown Yeah with this big ass nose Come on man I don't want to draw attention to that part He's a royal ten bombs Oh he is

Yeah Which Jojo just watched that I don't know Love that movie I've never seen it Yeah I'm just like Aware of it You know

I haven't seen either But also all my friends were fucking West Anderson motherfuckers Yeah she's a fucking Her friend Elliot was big into West Anderson I love West Anderson but Big Mark I think it was okay

I saw that last one Which one? The most recent one The Phoenician scheme I haven't seen two of them And I was kind of like I'm a seen two of them I like that one I like it better than The Astro City

I didn't see Asherty City Good but it was also kind of like This is taking a lot We gotta watch it again I don't know if like maybe it's This style is kind of like weird to me I love I love I love dogs I love Rottenant bombs

I love You say I love I love dogs you fucking idiot. I love dogs. Oh, I got it. Anyway. Dickhead. Yeah, what's your thing?

For me, there's a scene in Atlanta. That's really funny. Where it's like, there's little kids playing this video game with another kid and the kid is crying. He's like, I'm bruising this boy. And he's like, dang. And then a scene later comes down where Darius comes over,

looks at the TV, and it's like, man, he's really bruising this kid. And that scene sticks with me so much because it's just like, it's just like he really is whooping that kid's ass. Like, he just playing against him is crying. He's like,

holding the controller cry against him. I'm like, this scene is so fucking funny. And me and my friend Ben quoted all the time, whenever we're playing something, he's like, damn bruising this guy.

What a shame. You know that movie? What a shame? Fuck, Grandma's boy. That movie Grandma's Boy. Oh, God. It's like the very beginning.

They're playing like fight night or something. something on the Xbox. And the main character's friend that's in every Adam Santa movie, you know, and he's like, and Waterboy, like, what's up on that guy? He just makes a comment, like, it shows the ring girl. It's all fucked up graphics, but he just makes a quick little comment. He's like, oh, look at that ass. And it's just like, it's so, like, it sounds so genuine.

And it's so, like, even in that day, like, that shit wasn't hot to me. like and it was 90s was like I'm a kid seeing Laura Croft was cool but then once you get after that and I think that's why you even put that in there it was just like oh look that ass and it's just quick little passer they don't focus on it and for some reason that just I guess like just being a perver like that there's just so many scenes that is beautiful that are like yeah and to be fair I guess like what we're describing aren't necessarily scenes so much as they are they're like you know moments yeah because like the that's got program thing is like a larger scene and the same thing with that.

And the same thing of what you're talking about. Yeah. But like these are the things that come to mind. That's actually hilarious. There's a scene from the new alien show that came out. Oh my God. Did you watch it? No, I didn't see it, but I saw a screenshot circling around Twitter that said it's from

the new alien show, Alien Earth, which was like, I guess it was originally supposed to be a movie, but I think they made it into a show. I don't know what happened with it. I like it so far. I heard it. kind of good, but like, I don't know anything about it. But like, I saw a screenshot of that show and it's like, this is a real

scene from, this is a real screenshot from a real scene from Alien Earth. And it's like, some lady main character and then like superimposed like a really like faint image of Sid from Ice Age. Yes. Oh, right.

I saw that. I didn't think it was. That's a real moment. There's a moment. Is that real? They're watching Ice Age? It's a, it's a moment. I didn't process that.

It's a moment that reflects back. on like her path or some shit. But it's really funny. There's one ridiculous moment. I say Sid like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one real moment where some guy like the ship crashes, obviously containing the fucking xenomorphs.

And one guy's walking and a cinderblot, like a piece of building falls on him. And the way the guy bounces up off the ground. And Lily was like, did you see that guy get hit with a piece of the building? And I was like, no, I did it. And the scene is so fast It's just like he's standing up And then instantly concrete flattened him to the floor And I was like this is crazy

And everybody just kind of walking by Because that universe is obviously like fucking The end of capitalism So no one gives a fuck about people effectively And I'm like, I just walk past that guy And I'm like, that guy is flat No one's even like hey, it's clean him up Good riddins

That show is pretty cool though It is really really really interesting What's it even on? No, Hulu I don't have a little I don't know I'm really excited for the new predator movie That shit looks fucking cool

Fuck yeah I'm excited As long as he keeps his helmet on He looks fucking dumb I love he's a terrible design really Yeah Their faces What you just say?

The outters Then the new Okay The new one looks I don't like how he looks I like how he looks He keeps his fucking You like the new one

Yeah I like the line of them I think they just look I don't think you've seen the new one You keep seeing the design of them I don't think you've seen like the main The lights the light greenish one with the fucking does that's how they look like.

Do they look at the Canari now? Or the, what is it the Canari? Is that what they are? The from Dragon Age? Yeah. The bigheaded freaks. It's not that bad. They should be that.

They should do that. What if they? I feel like MegaMind now. Does it look that worse? Does it look that bad? It just looks goofy comparatively. That's all. It's just... Compared to the original ones, I guess.

Yeah. So the whole idea is just kind of like anyone else, master chief. It doesn't matter. Keep your helmet on. At the time. I've learned

some things, like the value of the family, the importance of the work, and that the 99% of

the people of the people of that cause a Culebriya. Although not all the people in

risk, they're doing, I see the eruption dolorous of longos during the things

are all a real simple are all a thing. Not learn

about the Culebrilla to the question to talk or pharmaceutical,

patrocinado for GSK. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep your help. I don't know. I like, I like the idea of them after mass, so I think they look cool. You're gay. I just want to say that. It's a good thing to want to say. It's a good thing to want to say. All right. Yeah, kind of. The elites are more literally both of them. Yeah, they're more like kind of a fusion of them. Cherry, uh, Cherry Roosevelt, fat lard eats eating spaghetti. This looks more human. I know, I get that right. I made it more human, like proportionally. Like proportionally and it just, I don't like it. Just keep your hell around. You look good. I like them.

They give him a... They gave him a... What is it? A turkey neck. Yeah. I like it. I think they're fucking cool. You ever fucking like, like,

remember they humanized that ape from a, uh, uh, what was it? What's his name? That weird guy that made in a nightmare before Christmas? Tim Burton? Tim Burton. Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. Oh, yeah. I do remember that.

The Michael Jackson ape. Yeah. The girl. They gave her fucking, they gave her like plucked eyebrows and shit. I was like, this is crazy. crazy. Is anybody going to say that she obviously looks like Michael Jackson? Like, is anybody going to on set be like, no, we can't do this? Apparently not. I was fucking Mark Wahlberg, I think. I think he was in that.

He was in that one, yeah. Yeah. He's terrible. What's so fucking Michael Jackson? I wish you. He's an Asian-looking ape and he runs up on it. He eats. Like the ape, it's an ape. So it's as strong as an ape is, but it doesn't matter. Nope. Mike Wahlberg has an automatic crit against him. He's doing his monologue. He was about to fuck that Michael Jackson ape. and then all of a sudden he sees the Asian ape in the background.

He just fucking beats the pit and then credits. He absolutely loses it. What the fuck? This is Earth. Man, it's crazy. Anyway, Cherriesville Fat Lardt and spaghetti rode in. Where's all my prey? Says hello metal, punk, and hip-hop.

Quick hypothetical for the show. The three of you are tasked together with robbing Kevin McAllister without dying. Oh, it's over-cooked. Wouldn't be difficult. This wouldn't be difficult, by the way, because I... It depends on the little. location. Well, I was throw pipe bomb in the house. I assume, I don't think the thieves are immortal. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I need to hear this theory. How are they not a mortal? I don't

think the thieves are immortal. I think Kevin, I think Kevin miraculously defatilizes everything that he touches. So like he has, so he has powers, but not the robbers. Yeah. I think if anybody stepped up to that house to rob him, they would have been fine, but they would have been abused the whole time. So we're just going to get relentlessly fuck. with if we try to rob him. I think so. But if we're willing to go along with the premise that like, okay, like he's fatal and dangerous.

Okay. Pip bombs on every window. I'm not going. I'm not going in there. That's just a chain reaction. Like the second one goes off, the whole house is going to. Hey, yo, just to rob him? What does he have?

That's worth that. That does he have that's worth all that? Just his body. Just his body. because I know if I go in that house I'm gonna die Why actually It's like worse than a house on the grudge

Technically The premise of I don't remember the grudge that well Yeah it was Asian monsters I remember that like some lady going like Oh Yeah yeah like the little It's like a cat thing or

Oh that's what that is That doesn't really make a lot of sense She should be going Blu Blu Blu Blu Blu Blu Blu Blu That's the sound she would be making But there's no water around Oh that's a good She should be going

That's a lot Stupid. That's so dumb. I don't even remember what I was saying. Oh. Yeah. I like, Kevin McAllister. Oh, oh, oh.

The purpose of the first one, why were they trying to rob that house in particular? I think they were casing the neighborhood. They saw a big family. They knew that they were going to be on vacation. Okay. And so that was the thing. They know that they were going to France. Okay.

Or wherever it was they were going. I think it was France. I don't know. Yeah, because she goes, Les and Compan. You're with the French called Les and Compendon. Oh. I remember that line. This is the only.

French I ever learned. Nice. But the, yeah, so they knew that there was a lot of valuables in it. There were a lot of people. They were rich and they were going to be gone for a long time. So that's why they chose it. Okay. Because remember the guy's impersonating the cop at the beginning?

I don't remember much of the first one. The, the, uh, Joe Pesci, his character was impersonating a police officer doing like, uh, checks. Oh. He shows up. He shows up when the pizza guy shows up and he's like, yeah, he's getting pizzas, huh? He goes like, yeah, we're going to Paris or whatever. He's like, oh, interesting. then he goes back and fucking

I see it's okay that's a lot of effort Oh shit That's a lot of effort Yeah there's no way That house That house is like a fucking domain expansion Like when you get in there

You're trapped You're in his little silly game And it's like I can't go on it I gotta throw bombs in those windows I think about that scream Bombs With the spider they just the spider on it The scream that he does in that fucking movie

Is crazy Because Kevin McAllister is clearly a homegrown terrorist Like he just needs He just needs to be radicalized As a potential yeah But like he is dangerous So like there's going in that house Because I think he'd kill us

One of us needs to be like I didn't mean to do that Kevin McAllister built these traps In a cave With a box of scraps I wouldn't do it Is there has there been a theory That Kelvin McAuster is the saw guy Yeah I've heard I've heard that before

I've heard that before I think it is him I wanted to be it's now It's now my idea of Kevin McA I like the idea of Kevin McAleaster Getting up at the end of that movie at the end of the first one, and being like,

you're filthy animals and it walks out. As some guys bleeding because his genitals got ripped off. And he's just, ah, oh, oh,

somebody fucking solves like the puzzle easily and he does the, ah, they, oh. But he's like doing circles on a little tricycle. My game.

I would love to see the jigsop up and do this. Yeah. I want to see Jigsaw versus Kevin McAllis. I want to see. I think that'd be a really interesting. I must exist. Some deviant fucking that puppet. I've definitely seen that already.

You've have? That's not new. No way. I've definitely seen that. I definitely come across the jigsaw's penis where the head of his dick has a fucking peppermint swirl on it. And I've definitely come across. I've definitely come across someone fucking that and being like, what the fuck?

What I have to put in like jigsaw? Because I can't put in jigsaw porn. I saw a jigsaw porn. Let's see what happens. I don't know how he worked his way through it. Like we saw him in real time figure out. Oh, this is how I look up Jigsaw porn. Just Jigsaw.

I was like watching them figure out how to make the space shuttle. This is like, oh, wait, I get it. Eureka. Wait, why is he, no, why is his body all big? I don't, what? That's stupid. What do you mean? It's like a guy in a suit?

Yeah, it's like his nipples are crazy. He's so shiny too He's so porcelain He's so porcelain Wait, wait, switch the camera This one Give me, give me, give me He said switch

As well, As he said switch. As long as the family, The importance of the And that the 99% of of the people of

the people of the virus that cause the Culebrilla. Although not all the people in risk will

do you know, I'm sorry. The eruption doormos with ampollows during the long long as things are

a lot of a real deal. Not learn about the Culebrilla to the way to talk

or pharmaceutical patrocinoed for GSC. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi Dan. Hey,

how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Ew, I don't like that. I hate you.

I don't like that. I'm so sexy. Is it you guys the one I saw that picture of Goofy Where he was super jacked With the fucking I said that I showed that to Lily

And she felt disgusted She was like Why would you show me that I was like Look at him He's just out here living You see this one I don't want to

That took me a second To even understand What was like What was happening? I thought I was like What's going on? You know what that looks like? That looks like.

You ever see? You know those abstract art in like math textbooks? Yes. From like the 90s? That's what I thought I was looking at like, wait, what is it like shit? I feel so. You know Plankton's terrified. Yeah.

Mr. Crabs is packing. That's what is being shown. That's the shittiest thing I've ever seen. Plankton is terrified. He's like, oh, no. Jeez, Mr. Gris. That's a pretty big one.

Well, Eugene. Wait, what the hell is? this? Keep your penis away from me, cramps! Eugene! Hey, did you know fucking is it, uh... Pankton me boy. Suck by BB.

Chester from Lincoln Park was on one of the saw movies. What? Yeah. That was not impossible. What was he like a saw? Yeah, he played one of the saws. The saw was singing. Like, Oh!

You don't got to go there. I'm going to give myself. I won't be. He didn't have to talk about telling him. Unlistenable show. But yeah, there's a scene. I don't know like what happens right there. That's from Saw?

Yeah. Chester Bennington was in Saw? Yeah, I guess so. The first, I knew he was in that movie Crank. You know, he was in one of the cranks. Chester Baineses is in Crank as well? I think he's in the second one. Re voltage?

High voltage. That's, I wouldn't have known that. If he didn't say voltage, I would have escaped me. How could you kill yourself? you weren't crank two. Yeah, he was in crank two. Ridiculous. Do you remember, like,

remember crank? Was Britney Murphy in that? Or was that somebody else? Britney Murphy's the pretty girl that killed herself too, right? Yeah. I don't know. Did she kill herself? I know she died.

Yeah, I think, uh, something. Oh, she killed herself? Oh, shit. Well, yeah, yeah. Well, okay, maybe it was, it was an accidental. I think it was an accidental. Okay.

It was like a heat ledger situation. Oh. Which sucks is that she's just, she is, was like, there's an actress called Lily Reinhardt, and she's just Lily Reinhardt. They're the same, effectively the same person.

I've never heard. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, man. You lose the good ones, you know. Yeah. We still guys, Sidney, though,

Hile American Eagle or whatever. I don't know. Yeah. That's crazy. All I did is just help Levi. They gave Levi's a layup with Beyonce for another Gene Adonis. You guys gave them a layup.

You just stop doing that. Genez didn't even need to be advertised. It's crazy to be that. Honestly, well, obviously they do. See, the thing about it is like,

it's so much, money to spend on something that doesn't need to if they didn't if ads didn't do anything nothing would work you know what I mean so clearly advertising does something advertising works but it doesn't work the same way I just think it doesn't work on us I think that's the problem maybe I think that

is I think that's the problem because they spend so much buddy on advertisement it must work like you're saying you said that like a rug rat did I spend so much buddy a buddy that was my my sinus is they're clogged no me too yeah buddy because

we pay for no ads and things on purpose. That is true. That's not be fed ads, you know. Which is in and of itself is a thing that was advertised. You should like a Coca. Damn, dude. I'm stuffed up. Like a Coca-Cola commercial or something or like a Burger King.

Whatever. That was literally worked. It worked. Oh, I guess that makes it when you're little. I mean, then you grow up. It worked in the sense that like I already want, like I had it.

I had Burger King before and I liked it. So if I saw it again, I would be like, oh yeah, I still like. I don't know if it worked so much it just reminds me that it. It's real. Yeah.

I don't know what. He's real? Whoa. They probably funded you real. I think the only time something like legitimately worked was when they, they announced that Mexican pizzas were back at Taco Bell. Because they took them away because they're like, oh, we're gay. We're just going to take away stuff. And I'm like, you have.

Is that what they said? You think that's what they said? I think so. Because we're gay. They have like, all the stuff to make them is there. It was just the soft. Do they still make them? They do.

They're, but they're here to stay. It was only they had like a thing they called. It's like a chicken fries. at Burger King. It's like they got rid of them and they were like, and it was like, why would you do it's like the one thing? I would never eat anything made by a Mexican ever or with the name Mexican in it. So that's insane, but that's fair. It's insane. It's fucking, it's patriotism. You fucking jackass. Is it patriotism? I didn't know. You're in a, you're an American patriot? Yeah, exactly. Shut the fuck of. We didn't even got, we ever even got to this.

Kevin McAllister. You three are tasks with a robbing Kevin McAllister without dying. In order to win you must either Oh, I read this completely incorrectly. In order to win, you must either make out with at least $10,000 worth of items. Yeah, yeah, okay, gotcha.

Or kill him. He has prep time. He has prep time. What is your game plan? What do you think your chances are? I kind of'm going to go with what he said. Pipe bombs through the windows. We'll just kill him.

It's fine. Yeah, I'll kill him. Like, whatever. Ignite the gas line of the pals. Like, just, Something fucking brutal I would call Israel and say Hamas is hiding

in Kevin McAllister's apartment Her house The IDF versus Kevin McAllister That's sick The IDF is getting body That's sick You're like yo we can't If Hamas is in that house

They're safe We cannot get in that house I do not care go You're going If you die farewell You can serve your country very well And you'll get a proper burial It's a sacrifice

I'm willing to Bank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I mean, a great line from Shrek.

Yeah. Fucking. Shrek probably has a bunch of those scenes, too, actually. They must. Do you see that the new Shrek is the later year? Oh, yeah. Why do you think so? I think because everybody guessed what it was going to be about.

Yeah? I think so. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't been paying attention, but like, I don't know why you would delay something an entire year. I thought they were just kind of weird. Fix his penis.

Oh. Yeah. For that one scene where it plays a prominent role. Yeah. And they're like, oh, we need a year to work on its penis. We need a year to work on the photo-realisticness of it. We need AI. We need the AI upscale Shrek's penis, so it's in 10-K resolution.

The amount of images of Shrek's penis I've seen throughout my life are bewildering. I have seen more individual images of Shrek's penis than I have sat down to watch Shrek films. That is literally true for me, too. I've seen more images. I've seen Shrek 2 a fair number of times, by the way. I've seen more images of Shrek's penis than I have seen of Shrek. That seems impossible. No,

because you would need... Sometimes there's images of his penis without Shrek in it. How do you know it's not... I can tell about a green the curvature. And the curvature. How do you know it's not like Kermit? Because it's what? Kermit's penis.

Kermit's not the same color of Shrek penis. I love those videos of Kermit on Omega or whatever. With the fucking bikini or the fucking... Yeah, I got a penis for you. He pulls up like a cucumber or something He lifts it up and I'm like That's great During the pandemic that guy was like exploding

Of course Oh rip Omega That's just gone right Really hard for you yeah What is I'm crazy look at this Damn Jordan Peterson On Omega Yeah

What is a nude What is a hard cock anyway Did you present the evidence Of said hard cock? I'd love to see Jordan, I lose to see Jordan Flirting out of my This guy's like, all right, bro.

Oh, that's a mighty impressive rod. It's a bunch of fucking, um, fucking piercings in it. Yeah. There's a rod going through it. Yeah, you want to see it light up? You're fucking plasma globes in. What is light up?

Can it, uh, squirt white stuff out of it? Jordanmius reminds me if Yoda and Kermit had a baby, but none of the wisdom. Yo, Jordan, I didn't, I didn't know you were gay. What is gay?

I don't think I'm gay. So you have like a vague tinge of Nigerian in that. What is gay? What is gay? I love that why are you gay. That fucking that classic. I don't even know what's the context of what he's interviewing. I think I saw an interview of him recently.

Really? Is it like good quality? Yeah, it's good quality. It's crazy. He's like, there is no better question. Then why are you gay? And he was just like people... He's trying to re-knit.

Well, somebody who was like asking him, it's like, the delivery of it was like, gay. Why are you gay? They were just talking about the delivery of it. I don't know who that guy is or like what he does. Yeah. I've never looked it up. I think I will now. Yeah, you should.

On the show. It's another question. On the show. Oh, yeah. Let's get a couple more. Let's get the fuck out of here. Is it? All right.

The silver enforcer, Harold of Gus Lackis Fring, wrote in. He says, is it blackface to dress as Miles Morales for Halloween if you are at black? No black face under the mask. No black face under the mask. Not just suit. It's a Spider-Man's shirt. Just wear the Spider-Rexam. Yeah.

I've seen many white kids dressed as Zach, the Black Power Ranger. Yeah, just fucking, yeah, who cares? Yeah. Do the black face, though. I would prefer it. Yeah, I think it's more authentic. People take it off than this. Do blade.

I love the idea of somebody just said as Blanker. They were blackface on. Oh, like, uh, like, uh, fucking Jeremy Jones. I went his, I went his blade for one Halloween. You did? Yeah. You, do you dress in blackface? No.

No, that's poor. You just west skirt. Yeah, he's cool. He just, he just went his wet. It was like, oh, sick, your Weskers. Like, oh, I'm Blade. I'm just a fucking sword. I genuinely hadn't even seen Blade when I wore, I just thought that costume looked sick.

Yeah, it does. Yeah, that's crazy. It's a fucking cool costume. He looks cool as shit. It's unfortunate we're never getting the next one. When I got to the 50, I've learned some things,

like the value of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of the people that

cause a Culebrilla. Although not all the persons in risk, it will have done, I do you see the eruption

dolorousa with ampolls during that even the things more simple are all a problem.

No, learn about the Culebrilla to the way to talk to the doctor or

pharmaceutical, I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this. year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will

hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow Dan Morgan from Morgan from America's large injury law firm thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you.

Oh, he's never going to exist. I think they should just do a continuation of the Wesley Snipes made an appearance. He should just put him on the steroids. He's old. He's old. Also, he's so deflated. He was so, he was so.

He was so jacked that blade. Who? Wesley Snipes. That's why we're going to put him on steroids. Yeah. He'll be fine. It's in the 60s. Yes.

But fucking RFK is on steroids. He's fine. Yeah, he's fine. He's completely fine. There's no, there's nothing. There's nothing wrong with him at all. I'm fine, Kingston.

RFK drinks potion. I drink the blue stuff. And my insides are so clean out. My father was a Kennedy and my mother was a blender being molested on a roller coaster. That's why I sound like this. That's true. Real origin shit. Real origin.

This is my real shadow money. RFK and Amazing Fantasy Number one. Is him on a sidewalk? Fucking heroin addict. That niggas, I can't believe. Unbelievable. This worm in my brain has given me political ambitions. Every time I start thinking about the administration,

every time I see a picture of Cash Mattel, I'm like, this isn't real. He looks like an alien. I can't. Not because he's like, you know, brown. No, it's his fucking face and his crazy eyes. Yeah, I don't mean like a legal alien. I mean. He is infiltrating Earth.

Absolutely. The way his eyes bug out and the way that he stands, He clearly stands like a Martian. Dude, it's, I, I can't, I can't believe it. It's, it still hasn't completely sunk in. Every time I see it, I'm like, what the, what? Come on. So, I'm being fucked with.

I'm in a coma and the doctor's molesting me. So that's why I feel uncomfortable. Yeah, right, exactly. It's like, just slapping your forehead with his dick hard. That's crazy. Like, I keep hearing of slap and I'm like, where's this coming from? Is that the fucking boiler? What's happening? I hear it everywhere I go.

Oh, yeah. I'll wake up one day. One day, you guys, it'll be like, uh, uh, it'll be like, um, spoiler. If you haven't fucking, if you haven't played fucking Expedition 33 by this point, shut up. But I'll just say, I'm hoping that's, that's the situation, having that type of ending, yes. That would be nice. It would be great.

Um, you guys aren't real and you, you fucking fade away. No. I'm real to me. at my own life no I wake up in a cold cave like Zion and I'm getting butt-fucked by morphinez I do want to leave

I do want to end off with this one last ride in Walmart brand Walmart brand wrote and he says Hello Blossom bubbles and Buttercup My cat almost hanged herself on her collar Stuck on a drawer knob A couple months ago

And it reminded me of that girl's unfortunate dog That you guys couldn't stop laughing at Oh yeah My other cat tried to help her do it by dragging her down. Whoa. Soul-wrenching shit to see. She's okay, though.

All right, I'll hang myself and listen. That's cool, man. I love that story. I'll never forget that, man. I'll never forget having to like take that super seriously and then just not being able to and just running to my room. No, you laughed in front of her. I did not. I didn't.

You were there. You laughed for them. I didn't. All three of us laughed. Stop. I did not. All three of us laughed. You were all shocked.

we laughed. I didn't, I remember it because I didn't feel comfortable enough around her to laugh. We laughed. I was like, holy shit. I laughed her boyfriend at the time laughed. Jalen laughed. I started, I started a break and I left. That's the same. Yeah, yeah.

I heard that man and I was like, whoa, you suck. That's crazy. I've never done anything like that. My dog has never tried to murder itself, you fucking loser. It's just so funny. Like that imagery is so like it's sad, but Jesus Christ, man. What an insane thing to happen. And you went to church, too.

Like, you could have just, like, if you were just atheists, he would have been fine. You would have been totally fine. If you were just not dumb and believed in something, that's clearly not real, you could have, like, I don't know, potentially saved the life. Checkmate. Atheist. Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate, liberal.

Fuck you. Oh, fuck, yeah. I got a gun. Check this out. I got a chip gun. Yeah. Look that. Look at that.

Wait, wait, wait, go back, go back, go back. Jesus Christ. You know what's crazy? I've definitely done that exact thing before. Oh, yeah, with food? I'm sure. That ignited a memory where I'm like, I know for a fact I've, like, grabbed something that looked, like food that looked like something.

I was like, hey, look, it's the thing. It's the thing. Oh, man, I'm so fucking richard. It's crazy. All right. We're going to read the $25. We're going to read the $25 enough patron names. over at Patreon.com,

Sass the time. Remember you can go over there, get your name right to the end of the show, snarktank. shop for merch. All that silly bitch shit. What are you going to say?

Read all the names in one word. Okay. Three, two, do it now. Bye. Good job. Later, niggas. Peace.

Then Kevin Bikhauster comes in fucking starts stringing us up. I heard what you guys said about me. Why are you a child? McCulley Coker's a real man. He's a kid again. Well, that's Kevin McAllister Right, that's Kevin McCulloughman

McCulley Colkin's off doing his own thing Kevin McAllister has arrived He was like fucking hot ones You see that? Oh yeah, well, yeah, I just saw I didn't watch it but I saw I saw he was on Hounols I don't know what he's gonna tell me

Really that I want to know I kind of I was really I'm like y'all need to get some better guests On hot ones you want me to start watching again I like him I like Kevin I do like him I like him I just don't care about him at all

I don't care I like him a lot I like when he's on red letter media I can't believe Eating hot wings, I don't care. I want it like to be some dumbass that's going to freak out because that's the whole point of the show, at least for me. It was like Shaq making stupid faces.

Uh, fucking DJ Khalid fucking being a fucking idiot. Gordon Ramsey who's freaking bringing everything. He's putting like fucking lemon juice and milk and everything. Like it was fun. And then he did stop swearing. That's fun. But Kevin, I'm sure he's just going to be like, oh, it's taught. I'm like, okay.

Remember that movie I was in? Fuck out of here. All right. Count me down. Three, two, one. My mom's labor duration would agree. It's huge. Hotep Vegeta.

The deadliest spider. Great value, five gallons of cum, $20. Sweet dumb, blinds, IQ too low. Chris, get his end card. Handing a paper straw to the he-knutted on my leg guy and making him uncomat. gunpoint. Texas Red Delta Gamma.

Big gay beetle sucking beetle Dick for the taste. Literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Squimp is bugs. Klamule Esquire the third. Sam Cedar is the ultimate Dilf Sumi. Relax. You sir, guildmaster. That can't be true also.

Beetles, uh, Beatleist beetle girl. How fuck you silly. I'm Sam Cedar. I can't do his voice. It's me Sam Cedar. I'm almost there. It's me. It's me, Sam, I'm gay. I'm gonna, I'm gonna fuck your ass. I can't, it's like, I admire your confidence.

I'm trying. It's an impossible. It's like raspy but high. It's like gravelly, but not. Fuck. Oh, fuck. It's me, Sam Cedar. Welcome to the majority report.

It's me, Sam Cedar. And it's me, Emma. Viglin. Join us next time where we live the fuck out. That's right. We're so woke, nigger. I love you, Emma. I love you too, Sam.

Our first guest is Kingston's dad. Oh, thanks for having me, Emma Viglin and Sam Cedar. So what do you think about, what do you think about wokeness, Kingston's dad. Thanks for coming on. Fucking waste of everybody's time. Everybody's like, who's dad is this? What do you mean?

Also, why do they sound so fucking strange? It's literally just us in like wigs of them. Dude, I love that. I think we should start a majority report channel because you can't copyright a channel. right right so like we just start the majority report yeah yeah and then we put wigs on and then do it and then eventually people get confused and start subscribing to us I wonder which one of these is the real one the one with four subscribers well it might be like you know what this is more entertaining I'm gonna start watching these guys

we just like read we should just read their scripts verbatim like get their transcripts Dude, that's crazy. We go from one to the rest of them. No, no, just like their most recent stuff. We'll just do like one of the more recent videos. Get the transcript. Just do it. But it just like that, like, I'm M.O. Viglin.

Dude, that's crazy to do the whole. That's crazy to do. I'm up for it. Yeah, whatever. I have so much time, clearly. Colin Moriarty. What if you woke with this? What if you woke with the son?

chew medallion on you. Oh no! Yeah, fuck all that. Sweenside, which starts it over 5'00k annually. God, damn. Damn it, you fucking asshole, me to ya. I like how we all do retard impressions when you on.

Oh, yeah. What? What? Retired impression. John Luke retard? Retard mill. Why have I never heard that before? Retard mill.

Sean Luke, That's me, Sean Luke retired. You don't Faye this shit It's done! That's crazy. That's even,

that's so fucking gross. Holy shit. Beem me up, Nick. Whoa. Beem me up. Did you just say Beem me up,

nigger? Did you say that? I didn't. I started to. Yeah, almost said it. Be me up. That's crazy.

Oh, I don't think that's my name. Wait, that's in the other fucking shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, this Scotty

Scottie the Scotsman Yeah This fucking J.K. Relling has fucking name. Scottie. Be me up Scotty. Hey, aye, cap him. On the way. On the way.

Scotty misbeats my wife. Is that his name or something? Scotty McBeats my wife slash drunk. Jesus Christ. This is a very diverse ship. It's a very diverse ship. Being I'm retarded.

I'm retired. And that's Emma Bigglin. That's Emma Bigglet. What do you mean? What are you made? The enterprise rules. It's cool. I was on Tim Poole's podcast.

She just becomes increasingly, like, denser. She's again. More monstrous and bitter. None of this makes sense, by the way. She's not even remotely. There's literally no, it's just random. Randomized, pick, stupid voice. It landed on deep viglid.

Every, every, every, deep, That's her name. She looks more like Doomsday. But it's really gradual. You only know it if you like, if you like skim through the video. You know the little thumbnail that happens on YouTube videos when you skim through it? Oh yeah.

You see it like that's what you see it like rapidly shifting? Like that's a monster. That's a demon. Anyway, Sam Cedar. I have omega beams. See you later. And that's the end of the episode. Wow.

That's him freaking out. The stabbing from the robot. That's fucking roach. go the robot the robot killer I forgot that guy's name yeah what is that what are you talking that fucking crazy crazy ass robot uh binned

oh yeah yeah yeah slots is it slots is it it's something like that right dude did you see that thing we're like uh do you know Alan Tudick Wash from a firefly yes he does a lot of like robots for some reason he's like every robot

and everything he's like the robot in Rogue 1 he's the robots in Superman K2 yeah yeah and yeah and he does all other robot things. I saw this thing recently that he was giving an interview and he was like yeah, my name had to be taken off of I-Robot marketing because it was like overshadowing Will Smith's performance.

At the age of the 50, he had learned some of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of 50 have the virus that cause a Culebrilla. Although not all the persons in risk the desorriarched, I see the I suffer.

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No, learn about the Culebrilla to the manor pharmaceutical, patrocinoed for GSC.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And I was like, you're the, of course he is. Of course he's the robot from my robot. I had no fucking idea. I learned this yesterday.

And then it was like, of course, you've owned. We're worried about like robots taking human jobs, but at least like, At least Alan Tudek is going to be taking every robot's role for robots. They're going to kill him first. Yeah. You're taking our jobs out on Tudic first. Is it the guy that does all the animal voices? D. Bradley Baker?

He does. Instead of having animals' voice, they just have him do it. Yeah. Clearly, yeah, it's a little like tongue-in-cheek thing. Let's get him. Yeah. And just keeps going.

But when the robot overlords come, he's done. Isn't that crazy, though? They're like, yeah, test audiences. We're like, we got to get this guy out of here. he's stealing the spotlight. That doesn't make sense. I haven't seen I Robot. Oh, he's great.

I don't think I have at least, but the only things that I do remember were him. Ah. I do remember his, like, his, like, dialogue. I never watched that movie. It looks stupid to me.

It did look stupid to me at the time, that's why I didn't see it. I love that movie. Yeah. Maybe I'll watch it now. I really liked it. I should watch it. I've seen,

the scenes I've seen from it, I like. Whoa! Oh! Your Harvest is gone. Immediately necrosis. I have a scene from that movie He's that video

The guy with a hole in his head And he's talking about how women Always ignore nice guys No I'm not even exaggerate He's got like necrosis in his head And he's got just like a hole in his head He's like women always go for the nice guy

Or they always ignore the nice guys And I'm like you look You have a hole in your head You look like you've been shot I swear to God What is this going to be It's going to be racist Yes

It's so stupid It's such a powerful That is such a powerful counter And that, like that instance of a moment is that instance of a moment is the he's crying it's just because I don't know what I was expecting I had like

I had like six other things I was expecting like oh he's gonna I even thought like oh he's gonna go like oh you know what I mean like that fucking orangutanx town

had like seven other things I just wasn't expecting the uh the smoke detector beat oh god that's Congratulations. You have subverted by expectations effectively.

There's nothing. There's nothing like some fuck. Some people are creative. Some people are creative. And they're like, all right, this is racist, but at least there's a little bit of panache there,

you know? That's good. It's layered. I like that. That's a good one. Yeah, the most offensive thing about- Scoot, you know?

There's no worse racism than lazy racism. I think. Yeah, yeah, if the best racism is clever. Absolutely. I completely. Yeah, yeah. Sween said,

Rich Starr's, oh, I read that already. I hate what I'm hitting my, my punching bag, aka my husband, and then my beer machine, aka my son, tells me to stop hitting daddy. I'm going to kill the president with a mortar. You don't want to see my hand,

you don't want to see my hand where my hand be at. Gaisal Goodman is slipping gay, two rats in a trench coat, San Porta Biches. I have Tim Allen trapped in my septic tank. What does that sound that he does? But it's echoed a little bit. That's great.

You're just hearing it in the septic tank. Get me out of this shit? Oh my God, what are you showing me? God damn it. Oh, no, I don't want to see that. He's going to break his arm? No, they're just beating him. Oh, what?

This shows like America's Funnies' Funnies' home videos if the audience couldn't see it. Right. Oh, man. What a bunch of fucking cheap bitches. We should start that show. We should sit with this is, oh, wait, no, I got a million-dollar idea. See, we're thinking outside of the box here.

Yeah. A clip show where we could see the clips, but no one else here. nobody else can see. And then people at home have the guess what the fuck we're watching. I would love to do a clip show, but the problem is that there's no means of modernization of me doing a clip show. Because whenever I would do clips up, it would be like, it would be like, oh, because it would be too like, oh, this is fucking insane shit.

Well, that's why it would be, uh, picture. Yeah, crowdfunded. So I always, we, we did a, like, six or seven episodes of the inward club. I'd be down to do it again with you if we just go through. If you let me foster all the clips. and they get clips Listen You have to watch all of them

You have to watch every clip I have there Listen look at I think There can be gold There can be gold made there But I think It should be We'll talk about after the show

Yeah Yeah Because I think there's something we can do Because like If we can watch movies Here We could also do clip shows here That's true

You know So it's something that can be like And then he's like The Honorary nigger or something or something. We'll figure it out. Off the show. Chris Reagan, Christo ballisto, and Toffee Knife.

Toffee Knife. Preserker, Beatles, Big Bouncy Backside, Reckless Rhino, the Sloker 2, Why So Derby? I love watching NCIS, numerous cocks inside Sweene. Whoa. Boom, boom, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. When the 50,

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don't about the Culebrilla the I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. F is for a fucking stupid goddamn bullshit. Is the octo slur octaggar or the N-word with 16 G's? The silver enforcer, herald of Gus Lactus Fring, the Goon Moon, slurping up beetle clit dribble. Jesus. Twinkin Parks in my end be like, I put my dick in you. Pushed as far as I can go. Parentheses, he sang it to him, man.

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finger holes and puts them back on the rack. That's hot. It's a great idea. You know, good for business. Round-eyed Asian sniffing every Vegas apartment to find a speck of SBG essence. It's crazy.

That's fucking insane. That is insane. What the fuck? That is fucking crazy. I was in a house. house, though, so sorry. Get that Asian out of here. Round-out Asian. Get him out of here.

Just fucking... You gotta start with the houses in North Las Vegas. He's snuffing like truffles. And then he does it. He fucking is bust in everyone's house. Yeah. Is this where you lived?

I know he was here. I've got the current tenant. It's hostage. Come here and bring a underwear, drenched and sweat. Also, fucking kill him. That's crazy, man. The amount of people with the money,

the amount of money people are willing to pay for underwear is crazy. Uh, yes, terrible. Oh, that... The offers I've had are insane. I'm just like, what the fuck is wrong with people? That's wild. If I had offers, I just bought a bunch of a fucking Chinese underwear. It's like, it's just significantly smaller than it should be.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, I need to lose weight if I want to wear them. Because I'm like, what the fuck, man? But I think, to your point, I'm going to start a business now. Yeah. I'll be like, all right, hey, I just, I just, I, went to the Snark Tank podcast and rode the train in these $100. I don't know.

Yeah, whatever. Yeah, $100. I don't know. You anyone interested? I usually actually don't wear underwear very often, but I'll start wearing underwear. Everyone's interested. Let me know. Let me know.

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I don't leave that. Cream pie Rita Repulsa until she comes undone. Damn, Jesus Christ. I mean, I would have hit. Yeah, probably. Of course. I hit Rita Rosa. For the culture.

Yeah, exactly. For the culture. Fuck my ass. Jesus Christ. I'm there fucking giggling and chortling. I don't have a penis. No. Oh, no.

I'm a vagland. Well, that's true, too. Yeah. I don't have penis and neither d'Azort on. I fuck. Rita, then freaking Lord Zed walks in and I'm like, hey, you're next.

I mean, Zed? You're next. Zed don't have a dick either. He's got like that metal thong on and his dick's fucking shriveled and gone. Wroop that thing off. Woop that thing off. What's there?

Fuck. What are you doing? What are you doing, Kingston? Stop sucking my penis. I'm sword on. Stop sucking my penis, Kingston. Did you know Bungie gum has the properties of both rubber and gum?

No, I didn't. Kixon sucking my penis. It's fucking hurts. It's your boy, Shawnee. Thank God for Asian women. and thank God for Cellular Blade nude mods. Come shot gaming TM. At Grok, is this true?

Derek, you terminally foolish, Cretan. Terminally. You know what a population does any means? Enigma Kiwi, galactimus eater of planets. Patreon, releasing an update that publicly reveals everyone's display name history.

There's a cult that's helping a lobster molt in order to see how big they can get it. Sounds like, almost sounds like a bar, almost. Sweeney, I'm sorry I called your Magic cards gay. Drip M.H.

Forcing the snark crew to play Delta Runa Gunpoint. Insell Sebastian, who wants to fuck Ariel but doesn't know if he has a penis or a vagina or if he lays eggs or what. What was that? Play that again, please? You've heard it before. I don't know what it is. I was just, you know.

Naga means love. Oh, okay. I just wanted to, it just showed up on my screen. That Indian yodel is interesting. I'm such a fan I love these daily pages man nigger means

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Decepticons. Donkerson, the Colin swinging slasher, Mason, the metalhead mockery of Megar Death, Pee, Patreon is starting to censor words. You can use in your name. can't say homo, but you can say the N word. What? No way.

I love the world. I can see it. Imagine we were like... It was us. Soho is a portmanteau of south of Houston Street. Me'd be fishy, a mean lesbian, gay Superman be like because I'm a cock, sucker, yes I am. The JK and J.K. and J.K. Rellingsons for gigantic cunt. Whoa.

That's such a guy. I love that. That's a great joke. John Strickland, Merck's 1889, brought and started playing Hogwarts Legacy. so, you know. The first search of key, David, presents something completely different. A man with two dicks and one ball. Call him Alan Tudick. White Kingston,

violently raping King Dad, driving into Kingston's house at full speed. Pre-Rod's Blake 8-96. I got Lockhart doing great ride trips at the Dick Sucking Factory and all I got was Locked as previously mentioned.

Honking a clown on his peepee and docking his nose. Forever by Chris Brown. It's like I waited my whole life to fuck one guy. It's going to be me, you and my asshole. I don't think I've ever heard that song.

Is it really got one life? Double your pleasure. Double your fun and dance forever. For me ever. You're nailing it. Blake 896, Big Meaty's Things, big gay beetle, sucking beetle dick for the taste, berserker beetle's big bouncy backside.

Benjamin, oh, hey, I read this already. What's going to happen? What's happening? What's going on? I don't think you read it. I think it's last fish. I think you're done. Hmm. I think you're just done. That's all.

Curious. Curious. No. Why are minorities so slippery? Curious. Did I? Let me try one more time. Let me get another try.

What is occurring? Why are they always evading the law when I clearly try to lasso them? No. Curious. What is happening? You fucking... That fucking music is insane, dude. What the hell, dude?

The music is fucking... What fucking asshole made that? A bad person. Some trap fucking chimp noises. I love the internet so much. It's so crazy. You're right, Chris? Yeah, I'm just confused.

He's very confused. Because I think... Nigger means love. Yeah, they're like in different places now. Nigger, Yeah. Dude, I love how crazy Britney Spears is. It makes me feel really sad because we watched that whole situation happening in our own life.

But she's just living her best life, but she just dances in front of poor lighting and just poorly dances. That's all she does. does. And like she made her money. She seems happy. She made her money and also lost her mind. She's popping out of this dress. She lost her fucking mind. It makes me so sad. Yeah, it's unfortunate.

She probably, you know... Yeah, it's different every time. Her family just didn't... Every time. This is different. Every time I refer... I think I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I think Patreon's fucking up right now. Uh-oh.

So... There's no filter to like say... Dude, every time I do the filter, it like changes. Really? Like, it's a different order every time. nigger means love. And like, so I was reading and then I was like, a name came up that I had already read. And I was like, that doesn't make sense.

And then I went back and then like, go to the very last page and then see if, if King is, is the last person. He's not. Oh, we can just watch Britney Spears be insane. Yeah. Sorry, guys. Yeah. I mean, whatever. It literally can't do anything about it.

Sorry. Hopefully, hopefully we'll be able to get. I'm sure it'll be fixed by next time. Mulfus one. and King of Hap Hazard. We know we didn't get to you guys. Maybe we lost them. That'd be...

That's possible. I would freak out. I would contact me on my husband. I'd be like, hey, are you all right? Do you need to... I would bring a gun to his house and be like, hey, what happened? That's crazy. We'll see you next time.

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