The Snark Tank - #351: Curious Chimp

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

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And you bike You got your scooted here So yeah Well like you know Electric scooter Otherwise I'd be dead If you were biking You would be fucking

You would not feel good Yeah if I was 15 years younger like I used to bike like 18 miles a day, I'd be okay. Yeah. I can't even imagine how much I can make it now. I used to bike 55 miles an hour. What's crazy?

Someone I was, that's insane. Excuse me? That's insane. That's like, that's like, I think bikes can go somewhere decently lower than that range, but you're not doing that. You're not fresh getting on a bike on a regular bike too. You're not doing that. A regular bicycle going 55.

A tricycle in fact. I try that. Yeah, more wheels more fast. I would probably feel less scared. Really? I don't know. Tricyco motorcycle moving that quickly. I guess are we talking about like a children's tricy?

A tricy. Yeah, yeah. With like the big wheel up front. That's crazy. Yeah, of course I would feel terrified. What is this is a podcast? It's me, Chris. It's him, Sweeney.

It's him over there. Look, it's Derek. I'm sweating so much. I have this thing to shield myself from the sun because it's going to be like damn near 100 degrees. Yeah. It's really bad. Today and tomorrow or when it like.

That's why. Like the scooter. Oh my goodness. Yeah, it's a lifesaver. It's a lifesaver. But I'm also- You would pass away. You'd literally just not.

It'd be bad. Not like, I've noticed, I'm starting to notice my age now. You know, I'm 37, I think. Pretty sure. Yeah. Funny how that happened. Yeah. Just kind of forget it.

I just kind of forget. I don't think what's like, I'm 40s getting foggy. 38, no, 37. Yeah, I, I'm starting to notice certain things. I'm shrinking, dude. What do you mean? I just measured myself.

I, now I have a fucked up neck. So I think I've had some compression. But even just aging, you start to slowly. Gravity starts to kind of, of take over. I've shrunk two inches. You're five, you know, you got to do? I'm five, I'm, what I'm, no, I was five six. From what I'm seeing, you're five four now? It says I'm measuring the things that I'm five four and I'm like, that doesn't make, I don't feel like that, but however, I have noticed

Jojo seems taller to me. Because she says she's five nine and I'm like, no, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've dated some five nine girls before. And I'm like, you seem like you're five, ten. No, she's 5-9. I'm fucking shrunk. Isn't it weird, by the way, that that happens where, like, you can, you, maybe you'll, you'll date two different people and they'll be the same height, but one of them seems way taller than the other one, even though they're exactly the same. I guess it's the ratio of, uh, whatever makes them, like someone who, people seem really

tall when they have long ass necks. Like, you know, like, they seem more tall. Like, say, they can have short legs and like a long torso and a big neck and then like, well, that's just actually weird. That actually looks horrible. That looks horrible. That's really crazy. But like short legs and a big neck is in.

That's like, that's a dinosaur build, literally. There's a, that fighter, Alexander Volcanowski. Yeah. He's my height. He's, well, I guess he's taller me now. He's five, six. And he has, he's all torso.

So it looks hilarious. He looks like when people edit Joe Rogan to make him like four feet. Uh, man, that's actually, uh, the ending when our credits, um, when the ending song goes on in our, on our podcast, I found, uh, an edit of him of Joe Rogan just by his stool and he's barely he's barely over it he's barely standing over it uh I'm never worried about that because I've always been so much tall and

I've ever gotten every guy I've always yeah it must be hard to shorter now do you have like compression no compression you're good I uh I just do yoga literally yoga I'm going to start doing that stuff and I'm also going to try to get my back taking care of again I haven't tried in a long time because the medical systems awesome. You don't need your back. Dude, the last time, you don't need your back. The last time, dude just offered me powerful meds and I'm like,

no, I want to fix my back. Like, I don't want to get addicted to drugs. Right, right, right. And he was like, oh. You scramble. You scrambled him. I've never met anybody who would choose that. Right. He's like, wait, usually people are completely fine getting addicted opioids. I'm like, I don't, what? I mean, that's real.

It is real. Wait a minute. Israel? Is real? Like the opioid family. The court, they push it. Yeah. Like, don't fix anybody. They might give them drugs. Johnny opioid is out there pushing opioids on everybody. That's crazy. Didn't they like pay like a few billy but like in penalties for getting so many people killed?

I think so. But like I think they're still fine. Didn't care. I have to be able to pay billions of dollars in penalty fees and still be completely set. Still only up and up. People don't, it should only make sense. It's insane. Patreon.com slash the snark tank before I forget, go over there.

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What the fuck even happened this week? It feels like nothing. Feels like it's, feels like, I mean, this, I feel like I always have to say this. A lot's happening.

Yeah. But like nothing feels like particularly new, I guess, or out of the ordinary. Like they're doing the redistrict thing in California. Oh, yeah, they're trying to get that. That I think I think I actually passed it, I think.

I think so. That's what I saw. Who the fuck knows what's true anymore? I mean, it's not, it's, it's obvious at this point. It's like, oh, well, I see. In Texas passed, though. After that, I was like, well, yeah, exactly. It's, that's correct. I think, like, when I, I knew what it was, I know what the concept was, but then when

I really thought about, like, how that affects people, it's like, you should just not be there, like, straight up. Like, I understand that some people can't just afford to leave and uprood their lives. But, like, genuinely having your vote costs less. I think at a certain point... It's, like, near the same shit as, like, the three-fifth stuff, like, actually. Like, it's in the same proximity as that. I don't know you should not be there.

That's not a place that's safe for you ever anymore. I think at a certain point, you got to, like, when people say you can't afford to leave, I think you kind of have to think about... At the... At the years, you have learned to the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of 50

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GSC. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney

and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Extremely poor people in third world countries that somehow made it very far. I think what you get to do? My guy, you can move. it's just gonna suck. Well, you gotta ask you, the real question is can you afford to stay?

Yeah. Is it safe to stay? Like, actually. Can you afford to stay? That's a much, like, sounds gay, but it's actually really legit. I didn't think it sounded gay, but thanks.

I think it sounded, it sounded like gay, it sounded like a gay, like something you'd see in a fortune cookie or something? Yeah, it's something like that. Or like something you see like a, like a, like a, I don't even know like a, like a like a special team, like merch at like a domestic violence. It'd be like a plur.

Like you go to a rave and it's like, can you afford to stay here? Can you afford to leave here? And it's like some guy with fucking heart tattoos on his fucking hands. You know, like a fucking plur written on their eyes. He's got wow in a heart upside down on his. It says wow, but if I do a handstand like this, it says mom. That's actually kind of beautiful. Well, listen, the, yeah, I don't know.

I feel like the only, the big thing that happened was the games. What was it? Gamescom happened. We showed a bunch of shit. I streamed it over with the LSM guys. It was really boring. You know, we mentioned that already, right? Did we?

Yeah. Oh, well, I guess that's it. Well, Hollow Night, I guess, was the new thing. Yeah. That's actually finally real. It's actually real. It's been a development for seven years.

Yeah. It's funny as it comes out. You really don't remember that we talked about that? I don't know. I don't know anymore. Yeah, we talked about that. I'm fried. I've done so many podcasts this week actually

where we talk about it. And I'm just like, I don't know. I don't know what's real anymore. Yeah, it's all fake. Yeah. Have you had any podcast streams? because that's when you know you're in trouble. I did.

Oh, that's gross. I did. It was years ago, though, that I had it. When I first started getting used to this, and I woke up when I, I dreamed that we recorded a whole episode of the podcast. And then I woke up, and then we had to do another one.

And it was just so infuriated. I think it was when I was in New York, though. Where all the podcasts I did were exactly the same. It was like sitting in front of like the computer screen. I see. Now at least there's like a difference. Yeah. When I worked at Duncan,

I'd had to hear the, the ding of the fucking, Not donkey Starbucks, the thing of the drive-thru in my sleep sometimes. Oh, really? It's really sad. Do you get that thing where, like, your pocket vibrates? And your phone? Your phone isn't there?

Sometimes I don't feel my phone vibrate, which is crazy. I just don't really notice it vibrate. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Sometimes it's easy to miss you're doing something you're walking. Yeah, I'm like jorking. What's crazy is that you miss the real ones and you catch ones that aren't there. Yeah. Sometimes I'm like, oh, should my phone?

And nothing happens. Yeah. Sometimes I feel like, no, you just retracted that notification. No way. The idea to go like, oh, you made it up instead of like, ah, I might speak, there must be tripping. But it's how you keep your brain here, you know? Gosh, dude.

I got to protect myself back. Yeah, because sometimes, you know, I'm tripping. I'm not crazy. They're fucking with me. So the one guy, the one, the few people that were not crazy, they were just getting fucked with, it's so sad because I know they're the ones that eventually break probably. They don't stop fucking with them. And it's like, yeah, I'm just going to keep acting like I'm a ghost in my friend's house.

That's like the whole premise of like. the gaslighting thing, right? Yeah, like real gaslighting. Like, actually fucking with someone and making them think they're insane. Like, nah, you're just crazy, bitch. I'm not punching you in the face. It's fucking little tiny meteorites hitting you.

You do this every time. You do this every time. It's crazy. To believe that at all, you are crazy, actually. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not really punching you. These are small meteorites

that happen to look exactly like my hands attached to my arms. hitting you from every direction indoors with no outdoor damage hell yeah I'm gonna start gaslighting Lily yeah go ahead you should I make her think she's fucking gay

and when gaslight her a lesbian yeah gas around this relationship so I don't have to leave she leaves she that's so crazy it's insane it's pretty good plan I like it I'm on board making somebody doing shit to make somebody leave instead of just leaving is hysterical that's like old

it's that's like it's old trapped the mentality That's like you're young And you don't know how to break up with people yet It's I broke up with only one person ever in my life actually Really? Only once yeah

I've wanted to I've wanted to break up But I just didn't know how to do it I was like how do I do this correctly I've had one and then they broke up me And I'm like nice Like and I didn't have to It just ended And then she kind of

In her brain She made up a scenario that she's the one That broke up with me And I'm like cool That's fucking awesome because that's, she was, the reason I broke it with her because she was kind of insane.

Nice. She had like, uh, she, she hit her powers, you know, she was one of those. Oh,

one of the, one of the underlying cycles. Is that real? Or is that like, uh, the way that everybody says that their ex is insane? Oh, no,

like I, like, I'm very legitimate. Like she, she had a lot of, let's put it this way one time. We went to go see the, the Texas chain saw the 3D one,

which I was like, I fucking, I don't want to see this. Yeah, whatever. No, no, no, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, seven.

She wanted to go see it? 2012, 2013. There was a 3D1. That one that had a trace songs in it. Yeah. I think. I think it was in it. Whatever, whatever.

I'm getting confused. But we were trying to figure out what to see. I didn't give a shit. And she picked that. Well, so the thing was. She is insane. She was, no, she would have these, like, these crazy bursts, like, like, almost like,

what's the beat, borderline person? Or what's the other one? Or the, when you have, like, you get old hot and cold. real fast, bipolar, bipolar. So I think she had that undiagnosed. But like, we were just casually talking in what movie we should see. And I'm like, I don't know.

Oh, man. I'm like, you pick. I really didn't give it. And she was like, no, you pick. And then it was just like one more, putting the responsibility in her. I'm like, no, honestly. Like, whatever you want to.

And then she fucking just nuclear. Like, yeah, fuck I pick the fucking movie. And I was just like, hey, yo. And the fucking person at the ticket line was like, oh, shit. And I'm like, that was my first glimpse. So I'm like, oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah. You didn't know that was there.

I didn't know that was there at all. And there's other little things here and there. But luckily, you know, there was just a drifting thing kind of happened. And then I remember one time she, we talked like way after. And she was like, I don't know. Like, I don't know if I ever should have broke up with you. And I'm like, fuck. And I'm like, I'm glad she thinks that, you know, because I felt like if I would have ended it,

I probably would have gotten, you know, something could have happened to me. Yeah. So it would have been. ableist. I wouldn't have been able to and possibly stabbed or something. Oh,

no, one of my exes what you call it? We were dating, we dated on and off from like, maybe like 17 to like 19 years old. And then all of a sudden

she just went complete, dead silent on me. Can we dead sound on me? She's always been like a, she was always like a kind of like an emotional girlie like clearly going through shit. And then like come to find out like when I'm like 20 years old like months later. I was like yes,

she's never spoke. me again. I was fucking went through my highs and lows. Turns out her grandpa died. Oh, I thought she was going to be dead. Actually, I thought I was going to her grandpa died. And then she like, and then she like, hey, I'm really sorry about like how when Cody was like, bitch, I was dating you and you just stopped talking to me. Like, what do you mean? You're just like, oh, I'm sorry. But I was like, I'm not going to be a bad person. I'm going to be nice. But it's okay. Don't worry about it. She was like, do you still want to like, do you want to come over and talk? And I was like, absolutely not. I hate you. I hate you. Ghost me again. I hate you. I hate you.

When your grandma dies? Like what the fuck? When your grandma who's already sick and aging dies. That's crazy to completely, the person that you should depend on, your significant other, you just- She completely ghosted to me. That was- It almost feels like she's lying. My grandfather did die.

Her grandfather did death. She killed her. That's a good excuse. You killed someone and now you're- Yeah. You got to lay low. I don't blame her. If I was, if I was, the French Fisher was around when I was at that moment, that could have

almost got me. Because I hated women's. I hated women so much at that one moment. Past tense? Sure. I know. I don't hate them anymore. Hated.

I don't like, I don't like, it's like, I've seen you chant hate before you go to sleep. My camera that I, yeah, but not because of women. I think I actually have seen that.

I don't even think I actually think I've seen him do that. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Like a baby, dude, curled up in a little warm wall.

If you watch, if you watch him through a thermal camera, you would see it like as he's chanting. He gets warmer and warm. We're fucking Arctic and I'm chanting hate and I'm steaming, dude. It's pouring rain. That's how warm. I genuinely don't mind being ghosted, honestly.

I don't care anymore. When I was when you're younger, that shit hurts. Yeah. What do you mean? I just don't, I don't know. Like in any scenario, like if it's even a friend, I get you. I think now. Really?

I think you're young. When you're younger, that shit just hurts because you don't have the mental faculties to be like, oh, it might be something out of my control. All When I'm going to I've learned like the

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the I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone

get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Is it for the people.com for an office near you? Yeah. Now I don't give it. The world could go.

I'm like, oh, that's awesome. I'm going to go kill myself in a cool way. I guess it. I don't like to go to a cool way. I think it totally just like, so this scenario. Obviously it depends. So yeah. Okay.

But like your mom and dad goes to you. You know, you got to feel some type of way. Yeah, I'm definitely going to be, I'm going to be worried. Yeah. In a casual scenario, like say you guys were going to go to a bar and then they just didn't fucking say nothing. That's more like, oh, you bitch. Yeah.

It's annoying. I feel like I have to be going. I feel like I have to be going out with you for longer than a year to care if you ghost me. Have you guys ever been? Nine months is whatever. You guys ever been? Do you guys know? That's crazy.

Do you guys think you've ever been cheating on? Do you know? Yeah. Yeah. You like know for sure? Yeah, for sure. Okay. I guess that's not like me saying that.

That's me projecting. Because I don't know for sure. I don't think. I know for sure. I don't think. I know for sure it happened once. But I can be wrong. Yeah.

I get to be wrong. I don't know. At the same time I don't know. At the same time, I just don't give a fuck, you know. It's, it's, I prefer, like, who the fuck wants to know that at the end of the day? Like, say, if you're just like, I'd rather just keep moving forward. Well, I just have one suspicion. I can't, I don't.

You'll never know. Yeah. And I don't care enough. I'm like, I'm, hey, hey, bitch. I can't judge. I've been the, I've been the person they cheated with. The weirdest thing is people who, like, who call, like, like, 10 years later or something to confess or something. I'm like, I don't need to know this.

I'm like, you. Fuck you. What? That's what I mean is like I don't need to I don't care To know this Like I don't I believe me I don't care Is it like some 12 step thing where you're supposed to like

Make a Benz Yeah It's like look I don't really care I'm glad you're doing good Bye Yeah yeah don't talk to me I've had a couple of like one of Actually the crazy one I was talking about

Like she's a nice person And I felt bad This was many years ago where I can't remember what year it was I was living in Cerritos at the time And her mom died she was attached to her mom at the hip, and so I felt super bad. That's crazy.

And like, yeah, like, he's like a mutant? Physically. That's crazy. You know, laughing. So I actually, I met up with her. I was like, you know, like, I wanted to console her because I knew her mom and everything. And then I got so upset because you just had to ruin it because then she was like, she texted me like, hey, my work's having a Christmas party.

Like, you want to go with me? And I'm like, you fucking ruined it. Like, I was, I was okay with just being amicable. you know like that I was possibly going to go to the wake I was possibly gonna go but then I was like you invited me to Chris I'm like you're you're trying to you're you're trying to put a line in there and I'm like now I don't want to go to the wake anymore because it's just gonna make it just it I felt really bad about

that because I'm like if you could have just kept it platonic right you know and then I was like you can't don't invite me don't be your plus one year Christmas fucking party because that people gonna know what that what that you know yeah I was like god damn it bitch why'd you do that It blows my mind how people aren't, how many people aren't aware of that obvious thing. It's like, oh, come as my plus one. And I was like, no. Literally never.

What are you talking about? Literally, I would never. No, thanks. I would never. I'm like, no. Yeah. I used to think it was fine. Because in my opinion, I was like, whatever.

I know what's happening. And if nothing's happening, I don't care, right? Yeah. Doesn't matter. Because the world doesn't care. Yeah. So like now it's like, oh, you want to come as a plus one to my Christmas part? you're like, no, I'll bring someone else.

I'll bring, can I bring somebody? Yeah, I'll come to your Christmas party. I have a plus one. Yeah. They're like, I'm sorry, who the fuck are you? It's my accountant or something? Yeah, it's insane. It's not how many, like, I've also been like,

girls be like, hey, you just want to come hang out. And I'm like, you know, I have a girlfriend, right? I'm not just coming to hang out at your house. Kill yourself. It's frustrating. It's frustrating. I wish things could be normal like that, but people know,

one's smart enough, I think. Including me. I'm just not smart enough to fucking navigate that because at the end of the day, it's like if I, like, let's say, well, one of your female friends asks you to come hang out, right? And it's like, in my mind, I can be like, yeah, I'll go hang out. Nothing's wrong. But that's just not at all considering the other person, you know? And it's just like, I can't do that. My girlfriend will, but I think it's, I think it depends on certain things.

You have to have, you have to have particular friends. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there are female friends in my, that, in my life there was like, I'll, it's really not even a remotely The only female friend Well that's not true I just met you like in the last like a year and a half Like Like if I have like

I have three or four I have three or four I can like genuinely be like oh I would hang out with them But like and my girlfriend Have no problem at all me doing that Right But that's like only people I've known for like Either a decade

Right Or Like an absurd Someone that is also like as close To my girlfriend as I am I think in a In a scenario like Even though I can't picture this happening

because, like, say, Nikki and Jordan, I don't really see a scenario unless Nikki just literally has to be around the corner, like, hey, do you want to grab some shit real quick? Yeah. In a scenario like that, like, Jojo, Jojo, Jojo's cool as fuck. Like, she, the great thing about Jojo,

she knows how fucking lazy I am, like, as far as I, cheating takes effort. I would, I don't have the time. I really don't get it. I don't, I don't have the time to want to even, in keep up a conversation. I can't do it.

I barely have problems keeping up regular conversations with just regular friends and shit. Right. So I'm just like, we're good. The trust is concrete. It would be hilarious if I found out like she's been fucking dudes every day. Because you're saying hilarious. Honestly, I would laugh. I'd like, I can't believe how hoodwinked that was.

That would be so crazy I would wait this crazy So on Monday I was playing rivals with my cousin Right Cousins and like My cousins are ridiculous Even to the point that like Even sometimes I'm like

I can't believe I'm laid to these people But we're playing we're playing rivals right And one of my elder cousins He's like maybe like maybe like 42 now And big comic book fan So gamer and also we were talking right And he starts like fucking getting real sad Playing Marvel rivals I think we could have

Yeah Yeah Put those puzzle pieces together And he's like talking to me And I'm like He's like, dog man I really fuck shit with my baby mom man I'm like oh

Really He's like Magneto Yeah Magneto Like Like The idea Who made somebody with the fucking big old

Fucking metal ball The idea of friends and family Like venting to each other On Marple rivals It's hilarious dude Like somebody playing as black panther running around jetting through people.

But he was like, he was like, yeah, man. My girl, man, she fucking, we took a break for like a year. So he's like, she fucked another nigga, man. I can't believe it. I feel so betrayed. I'm like, and my other guy was like, didn't you cheat on her like mad times?

And he was like, yeah, but the shit hurts, man. I thought we were something special. And I'm like, I'm trying not to be like, bro, she should cheat more. She should just cheat on you more, bro. He's like fucking like, Really like you hear that. What the heck?

So they. It's, It's, It's stupid. You know, you know, people are like that. You know.

Yeah. You, I'm sure in your life you have countered some guy. You know some and I mean guy, male. That does, rules for me or rules for thee, not for me.

Right. Like, oh, we're on a break, but like, I didn't know you were going to fuck people while this dude was fucking getting wet every fucking day. The whole, dude,

he was cheating on her the whole time. They've been, there were, like, five or six. years he cheated on her so many times that's so crazy and so many times and the one time where they weren't they were not even together anymore took a break he's like oh she's mom she's more than my children man i thought she'd never do that to me and i'm like bro that's so crazy i had to be like man

that sucks but all i want to do is how do you guys i don't think i could do that how do you guys feel about like morally uh i don't know if this is wrong of me but i don't really you know how like say if i if one of my friends like murdered son a bit uh yeah we're not talking if they fucked a kid oh, we're not talking. But if they're just serial cheater, I'd be like, I have, I have, like,

like, like they're just, they're just fucking, because they're, they're just having sex. I kind of like, I know you're not very trustworthy, but it seems like you're not trustworthy

when it comes to like, like, I know, it depends on the character, depends on a character. Yeah. Because like, if they're being,

I'm just talking about literally cheating. I feel like a serial cheating. Yeah, like that's a thing. That's not nearly as bad as like being a pedophile or killing people. I don't know if I wouldn't care on that same degree, I guess. Adults. How would you get me?

I guess it's like, I guess the only thing I can say to that is, okay, maybe you're an extreme like misogynist and maybe for that reason I shouldn't fuck with you. Right. This is my line, right? If they cheat on their wife, if they cheat on their wife with children, that is a different thing. That is where that is where the extreme gets to like crazy. That's a pretty nice. Because if you marry somebody and you cheat on them, you're tripping.

You are just doing so. Absolutely. That is that kind of is the line. That is kind of the definitive line for me. That kind of should be the line. Because even when I got cheated on, I was like, oh, all right. Like, it didn't, like, it hurt, but like not really that. Because the thing about that is like, you get to kind of feel, there's like a thing about

being cheated on where it's like, oh, well, I'm the good guy. You know what I mean? Like, the universe kind of reinforces you. Yes. As like, oh, well, you got carte blanche to do kind of like whatever. Yeah. Because the universe is kind of on your side. The universe does throw you a bone in situations like that.

Like I said, I never know what I've even cheated on, but even being wronged in a relationship. the universe, like you said, kind of bent towards justice. Right. Right. You feel rectified because of his imaginary force giving you rectification, even though it doesn't exist. Well, no. It's like,

you're just like, I was the one that did right. I swear, man. I think, I think, I think, just like we can't explain consciousness fully, I feel like there's these positive and negative forces that are,

what I fully believed it when, my friend, Leanna, couldn't talk about how, like, how horrible things keep happening to her and we're kind of like well you know kind of she was convinced

that she's cursed in a way. Yeah. And I'm like shut the fuck up. But then we're driving. She's driving. A pebble from the ground hits her in the fucking face. I've never seen that before since. I have a confession. That was me. That was you. That's crazy. I, uh, so this was

like probably 2007 in California. I was really nervous about going to high school. I spent some time on the street. You're already in a high school. Whatever. So you spent some time in California? No, 2007, I was going into high school that's September. No, you weren't because I was going in, since I was an eight. You're stupid, you're stupid

and gay. I remember distinctly, I know, I know my life, my guy. He's a little weird for a bit telling you. I thought you would have been in high school in 2007. Did you get held back? 94. I was, I was in high school in 2007. At the

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. I also I also started Oh yeah I gave a ball Yeah Yeah That's crazy

I thought you were already in high school But I said it was wrong Because I thought you started Oh six Going too high long No no no no It was 2006 to 2007

Was like transition into high school I remember because it was HAL 3 year And it just fucked everything up In a great way It fucked everything up It fucked all my academia It gave me all my friends So thanks

But Hey there you go Yeah But um Dude energy that shit like even with jojo because jojo could be one of the most negative motherfuckers on the planet but then she started saying something to me i noticed it twice and she was like i'm trying to manifest a good job or whatever and i was like manifest i've never heard of speak like that before and she said

another day the same thing she's on black twitter i don't know what the fuck she did because she's sure as fuck because i've always told her to do shit like that she don't listen to me for shit is when it comes to like positive affirmation she's like shut the fuck up yeah but uh whatever found and then soon after she landed her remote like her job that she was at and offered her remote work because they were like they don't do remote work at her job and it's just

I'm trying to land some good shit and then she landed it and I'm like nigger this is all I need this is all the proof that I need that it just lined up way too well not in a way that I don't necessarily mean like there's literally like metaclorean bullshit right it's just

you're going to get married one day and she's going to be like I have a conflation and then like she's going to open the closet it's going to be like 40 guys. He's already married. Well, again. We can get double married. You're going to get your vows.

See, that's the thing. We probably should, though, because we had such a rushed, because we thought, uh, Oh, he didn't like a drive-thru, right? We thought, we thought, cool. Bro, there was a WUFeed fucking Stephanie McMahon, the, the owner's daughter. And he fucking marries her while she's fucking knocked out in the drive-th wedding. That's crazy. attitude error

that was so crazy the 2000s was insane so put your put your arm up like this that one you've got like a thread there that makes me want to like it makes me want to pull it

and it makes me feel like you're gonna unravel like ogie boogie boogie. I unravel not the not the thing no no not the thing everything

all of him it unravels it is nothing in that space where it unravels and it's like what do you mean like fucking he's like what's name

he's like Raymond? Raymond? Rayman? Rayman yeah Yeah, Raymond. Raymond. Raymond.

There's something about Raymond, and then he's like that thing. What is Rayman? Is he rubber band? What is it? He's a force. I have no earthly idea what the fuck Raymond. I don't think he's a man. Yeah, his name is man.

He might be a male. He's Rayman. What is Rayman? Yeah, look up what is Raymond. Wait, Derek, I went before you do this. Looking up what Rayman is, is so beyond, like he's just himself. No, we want to know. You don't got to do that.

No, but here's my question. He's Rayman from his world. You have to do it. Here's my question about Rayman. Yeah. Is he Rayman or is he a Rayman? I think he's Rayman. It's a classification.

It's a people. Like is that his people? You know what I mean? I think that would have, hmm, no. I think it's, I think he's Rayman. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. What?

I loved those games though. Dude, those ones that came on 360 were really good. Rayman Legends is fucking sick. Actually. The 360. Fantastic one. are very good video games. The, uh,

was that on PS4? I never, I think the sequel, Origins. Um, Origins is on 360 as well. Legends and Origins. I don't think I played Origins. Those first two were really good.

I played the first one on PS1 and then went straight to. No, don't tell me what the game is. You, what species is Raymond? Yeah, let's put that.

What race? Is Raymond a human? Why is that the first thing? What if he's just clearly, he's clearly a white man? He's a limbless humanoid creature often described that. A thing of a jig

He actually has braids kind of He doesn't have a Homeover Mohawk thingy He can't have braids I'm pretty sure that I think I've seen him depicted with You can give him like you can change his hairstyle Oh you're right

Maybe that's a thing him a jig What the fuck? Wait is that real he's a thing of a jig I mean that's what people Like in the lore God come on I don't think anyone went into that deep of it They were like oh this is just raven

Let's have fun Not let's know Not let's see what the color of his ass You under you under underestimate I want to break his arm. You can't. That's why. That's why I want to do it.

You're just trying to find a way to break his arm. I've got to find a way. I'm like Lex Luther for Rayman. That's crazy. Everybody used to love me before this fucking armless legless freak showed up. Dude, he's a Ray person. One-A. He's a Ray person also known as a thing of a jig.

That's what that's the official thing of a jig. Man, they didn't give a fuck when they were coming up with this. Because he came out in fucking 93 probably. That whatever. Let's just have fun. Nah, man. It was around the time, like, I remember Vector Man, Rayman. They were just doing things.

Vibribbon? The Tasmanian Tiger? I don't know that one. What was the Tasmanian Tiger? Wow. What is he saying? The Tasmanian Tiger, tie the Tasmanian Tiger, like that era? I don't know that one.

Oh, my God. First of all, the only reason I understand what that is is because I've watched so many videos about weird obscure games. I've never seen tie the Tasmanian tiger. Tie like T-I-Y. I think it's just T-T-I-W. I think it's just TY. TY.

Tijuana. Thank you. Stop. Why he's saying it like that? Taga. Yeah, Tye the Tisemanian Tiger. Jesus Christ.

I thought this was fake for the longest time because I just never... I played the fuck out of that game for a little bit, man. I have genuinely never seen this on a store shelf or anywhere when I was... That was on the same disc that Ratchet and Clank was on at some various place. Chrome Studios, huh? 2002 3D platform. Damn, they got fucking...

PS2? Yeah, PS2. Yeah. Wait, not. This isn't real. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Tie the Tasmanian Tiger? Yeah.

Uh, Bs4? Well, there's a, there was a, there's an HD. Isn't that crazy? I've never even, I've never heard of this. I've never heard of this. And then there's an HD fucking remaster. Yeah, I'm gonna buy it. That's what's happening.

Like, because we've, we've already gotten to everything that people care about. Yeah. Now it's like, oh, fucking Klonoa. How much does it cost? I'm gonna buy that shit. Um, but they haven't, though.

There's many a game that I would wish they would remaster. and they're doing Thai The Tatemaicayat. What's one that they haven't? A culture? Well, they announced that and it's just been fucked up. Problems.

So, I don't know who would undertake this, but the Legend of Dragoon, I would just take a fucking HD remaster. Fair. I would take that. But that's it, though, right? It's not,

first of all, they're definitely doing that. That's going to be happening. I know what's going to happen. They're doing Final Fantasy tactics, for fuck sake. They're definitely doing Legend.

Legend. It's like, You think Dragoor is more Impressive than as more popular in tactics? I don't know. I don't think so. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying they're going into places now

that are just like, it's not the obvious stuff. I just, like, of course, remake would have been nice. There's a sequel to Bubzy. That's what I'm talking about,

man. They just announced Bubsy 4D, which I'm absolutely going to play. Looks fucking ridiculous. I don't remember Bubzy. Yeah. Yeah. I played it on SNES.

My cousin had it and I remember thinking like this was fun. I remember being like a child. I mean like this is a fun game. And then I went on YouTube and I saw like some reviewer be like, this is the worst fucking shit I've ever played. And I was like, I guess I was dumb and wrong. I feel like I would still probably like it.

But there's a 3D Bubsy game for the PS1 that's the worst thing I think that's ever been made. Bubsy. We need a new, we need to remake the Superman game for 64. Superman 64? Remake it? Oh my God. What do you mean like actually?

Unreal Engine 4? But like the game stays the same. That's what I want. It's still frustrating to fly. The way they just did oblivion. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep it the same, but just give it nice.

Just put Unreal Engine over it and make it like the, it's like still image-wise. It's the prettiest Superman game you've ever seen. It's the prettiest thing you've ever seen. And then in motion, it's still 32 frames per second. I'm so on board. It's still ridiculous to control. Fucking on board for that. I would play that.

I've never played Superman 64. I have to confess. fucking nightmare. Games of fucking nightmare. Yeah, it was a big rental. And then it was a big, like, I'm just returning it the same day. I remember, I get another game. My only exposure to it was the angry video game nerd video that he did on it.

And it's like such an iconic video because like there's, there's certain, man, there's something about old YouTube and the delivery that people were doing. Like the way that people would deliver certain things. Yeah. I think. Forstein. For me, I think the peak of YouTube. The peak, because there was a peak,

but then it was when I thought it was the funniest, right? So the funniest era YouTube was 2014 to 20, no, 2013 to 2015. That's when I'd go on there, and my kind of sense of humor was everywhere, so it was just insane shit. Deggy chloroforming people, you know what I mean? It was an interesting time.

It was a nice time. It was just like, you would type, you could type the F word into the church bar, and you'd get a litanyum like, and it would auto-completed. And you would get a litany of the most wild shit ever. And you'd be like, this is mad. funny that's how you know that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the point in which

society shifted when you would type us begin typing a slur into the into the end of it and then it would auto complete and then when it wouldn't yeah that's how you knew but then the the things were changing the peak was it when it was the most like genuinely like people really creating shit for me was maybe 20 2008 to like 2012 when I was seeing people like really do really dope people like finally like finally like really putting together like productions yeah like I was like, oh, this is awesome. Seeing people like someone like, yeah, I'm going to make a fucking, I'm going to make a sword out of fucking chain links. And I'm not a smelter.

I'm not a blacksmith. And it's like, this guy actually fucking did it. That's really cool. And like his like, honest journey getting there. And it's like, wow, this is really awesome. Yeah. Then it became a job for people. And then like, the period of time when it became a job, you saw like the chain.

Remember how easy it was to monetize back in the day? Dude is crazy. Old school YouTube is going to be crazy. You would toggle it on. You turn it on. And you'd give me. And then you get paid per view. Yeah, dude.

That was before you, right? Way before. Yeah. I wasn't making money either. You were on there, but you weren't a content creator. Yeah. Yeah. Well, to be fair, the monetization process for in the early beginning was a little bit weird.

You could do it pretty easily, but it was still like you had to go through AdSense and do a bunch of dumb shit. But you could do it. And there wasn't like a ceiling or like a metric that you had to hit. As long as you got views, you would get paid. I didn't get views for like. seven years. I should ever, I shouldn't even think about it because one video I had, I didn't own it. At the time, I didn't own it. As yet I was going to learn it. Theircum, the value of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of 50,

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at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think,

somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 3-6. Wow, Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit 4thepiebel.com for an office near you. It was a clip that I uploaded that got like probably 400,000,000 views. That would have been a hefty. That would have been good. I just didn't even think about it, though. That probably would have been actually like, that probably would have been like $7,000. Something. It would have been something good if I would have known what that was crazy back in the day.

You would get paid per view and then the reply. girls ruined it. Do you remember those? Yes. The reply girls were basically like whenever there was a big popular video like let's say the okay go music video where they're on the treadmills or whatever. Yeah. There would be that video uploaded and it would get a lot of you know views and then in the related videos, this is back when you could reply with videos.

So people would basically reply with videos attached themselves to it and they would basically be like it would just be them sitting in front of it being like, well that was really a great video. and it would have like a girl with cleavage or whatever so we would click on it yeah and then it would be over within like 15 seconds it was like a 15 second video and then because you got paid per view they were just women just making out with crazy paydays for fucking nothing and then they were like well this and then they went overboard and overcorrecting where they were like okay well that's not good so instead of per view we're going to do it for watch time so that way if people pop yeah jump off of a garbage video, they won't get rewarded for it, but that fucked over animation because, like, most animations were, like, really short. Yeah. So they really fucked up, but they really fucked up with that.

They really could have done, had a way better system and still kept the use. They're going to have some sort of combination of the two. They could have, they already had, they already had working, like, they already had algorithms, and they could have used the technology that they had to just be like, because they already had things to detect nudity. And so if you saw, like, those replies. bitches, it should have been in the same category in a way that it's like, no, bitch, you're age restricted.

I think they could have done something like that. They decided not to. A lot of people don't remember how early things were getting because the yellow fucking dollar sign was probably like a year after monetization like really took off. Because monetization took off like skyrocket in 2013, right? Yeah. And like a year later, they're like, okay, we got to like implement some stuff. That's when I started making money from it.

Yeah. And then so early. either late 2014 or something like that one of my videos because that was the first time I started like uploading on the some black guy channel one of my videos got demonetized and I started asking people what do I do

like oh change the thumbnail no it's it's marked it's already it's done you know trying to change the thumbnail or the title doesn't do fucking anything dude people um what a strategy that I see now is like people change their thumbnails for the same for the same video

uh huh during yeah there's a different thumbnails sometimes this is a this is a tactic that I've seen a lot of YouTubers that are doing really well, they swear they're doing well because of that. Yeah. I don't know if that's true. Maybe I don't know.

I don't know enough about that. I haven't seen metrics to show that issue. All I know is that these people's videos, they're popping. And the one thing that I think they're doing one of those things are like, I would like them to test it out, but like don't change the thumbnail. But I think they have kind of like a anxiety that they need to. Like, oh, the views are slowing down. the watch time slowing down.

I need to change it to make it appear like it's a different video to get it bumped up again. Now, I don't know if the algorithm is doing that or if people are organically watching it more because they think it's something different. Or just it is a, like I said, it's the algorithm. It naturally just sometimes it takes a while for it to start showing up somewhere. I don't know. But all I'll say is that I guess it doesn't hurt to do it. I'm too lazy to do that. Yeah.

But it's so interesting the way the comment of concentration. Well, at least YouTube is now because, like, people, when I watch YouTube now, it's like a lot of because I've been watching it for like a while now. So a lot of the content creators I was like big fans of. They don't get the same viewership they did before. Yeah. And it's just interesting seeing like, I wonder how much it's really affected their their money they make. Like a lot of creators that I used to watch them back in day, like the old like maybe 2000, pre-2010 to like maybe 2011, 12. They just do ads on their shit if they're doing videos.

Like they're uploading a video, it's like two ads in it. Yeah, that's what I'm going to get paid actually. But they're only getting like maybe like maybe like like between 30 and 45,000 views compared to like. It's about volume now. Yeah. I posted before they would get like millions of views. And like that's a crazy. Not millions, but like hundreds of thousands of views.

Yeah. And like that's like a real steep decline. Well, I mean it makes sense. Like if you've been around for a long time. Yeah. It just makes like I actually hate that YouTube doesn't let you purge. Like I wish it was. option to do that. Yes. You know what I mean? Be like, okay, like how many how many of my

subscribers haven't logged into their accounts in like five years or whatever? Right. That's probably a pretty hefty amount of people. Yeah. And so like I would love the ability to just like get rid of them. I don't care if my numbers. I would be really have an accurate number. That would completely agree. That would completely agree. No, it wouldn't. No, it would, it would, it wouldn't, but it would fuck up the, the, the visual perspective of so many creators. People don't care about that stuff anyway. It actually, it doesn't matter. Like, subscriber count. do actually. Yeah. Subscriber count doesn't matter. I agree.

Any more. Like people don't subscribe to anything. They rely on algorithms to send them to the things that they want to see. Yeah. So your subscriber count really isn't something that people look at anymore. Even like advertisers or whatever, they don't look at subscriber count. They don't care. What they care about is like numbers, like actual engagement and views and all that stuff. Um, likes, that kind of thing. Interactions. Because think of how many guys like, like, uh, think of like Pewtipy, right? Like, Pewtie was probably a huge epidemic when he started for like young preteen people, you know? Sure.

Like in that age group. But if, but think of how many of them are probably been too late to unsubscribe to him that you just go through his looks and you'd be like, well, dude. Oh, there's like, they're just gone. Yeah. Well, dude,

I'm subscribed. Well, Petey by is a great example. He has like, what, like how many subscribers is people? I don't remember how many. Something crazy, right? Yeah.

I don't remember what the, when he was doing the T-series battle. I don't remember what those numbers were. Is it 100 million? Or is that insane? I think it's in the triples. It might be, like, let's say it's 100 million. His videos don't get 100 million views.

Oh, of course. His videos get, like... They get like 3 million, maybe cap out at like 7 or something. Which technically, depending on how you look at it, there are people with like 400,000 subscribers who technically get better views than PewDiePy. Yeah. As far as like they're, as far as like engaging the rural... He's just been around a long time.

Like half of his subscribers are probably dead. Yeah, there's a lot of... Not half, but there's probably a good, a huge... I bet probably like 20%. Yeah. Maybe not 20%, but high. But like up like 10% of them are probably just genuinely not here anymore. Like for real.

Yeah. I think it's more like 50%. Definitely a decent amount. But yeah. But yeah, I don't know. But like because even though even at that like that's completely fine for him, you still, that's a ton of money. Yeah. Still how many millions of views per month.

It's it's one of those things when especially at a certain level. It doesn't really affect you. Looks wise because there are some people that try to like, like if you look at my channel, If you look at my channel, I have, I don't know, 300 plus 300K, whatever it is. And the views, especially since I upload like, you know, there's no schedule. You just put something out when you feel like it. And so the videos might be under 10,000, like on average, 10,000 views. And so if you were to look at that and be like, oh, this channel is completely fucked.

but if you were to say be like somebody that just uploaded every fucking day you can start to accumulate that shit a week yeah if you uploaded twice a week you that's pretty not that's not bad you feel you could like you could regroup out your channel or no uh so the interesting thing is i was going to try i got so distracted i forgot about this that the i started gaining subscribers again when i was just uploading shorts and i thought that was weird because I've had a, I said this a long time ago that a YouTube customer, an agent unearthed something that they shouldn't have. And then I couldn't get anybody else to prove.

Confirm it. Yeah. And confirm it. Where he told me that if you have too many demonetized videos, you start getting, you basically end up in the algorithmic abyss. And the one thing, one of the reasons why you keep getting people unsubscribes. from you is because it's I feel like this is a little bit of a bug but it just starts treating people that are just even a little bit inactive as bots so like it doesn't even have to be that long it didn't even have to be that long because I've seen proof I'm sure you've seen proof

people my closest friend that I was best friends with in seventh grade was like hey uh I got um I got unsubscribe from your channel like obviously oh yeah I get it all the subscribe he wouldn't unsubscribe for me and so I was like okay they told me what was up That's interesting. I tried to bring this information and confirm this and if they can do anything about it. My channel is enlarge enough. Like if I was like a Phil DeFranco or something, maybe I could have actually affected something. Yeah.

So that was, I'm like, okay, I see the problem. This is one of the reasons why I don't want to upload on this channel anymore because this channel specifically is kind of fucked. Yeah. During the shorts was the only thing that kind of counteracted it. I stopped hemorrhaging subscribers because every time I upload, I would lose. like maybe three to 400 subscribers. And so it'd be like, this is crazy. The videos are positively received.

There's no massive negative amounts of feedback. When there was, there would just be maybe a hundred more unsubscribes. Sure, sure. But still like that few hundred plus a little extra on the controversial stuff. But all the positive stuff, even like, oh, I put out that clear obscure cover and then still lost subscribers. You know what I mean? It's all completely positive.

There's no negativity on it whatsoever. So I'm like, okay. maybe doing shorts can somehow reignite the algorithm. That's what's confusing about the Snart Tank YouTube channel. It's like we constantly lose. Same thing.

But it doesn't make any sense. It's this. Because like we get like how does that make sense? Who is who is still subscribed? You're like, oh, they upload it again? Like I don't buy that really. It's not doing it. That doesn't make any sense.

What they told me it makes perfect sense that like the, for a long time the channel was almost all yellows. Now, now it's consistently it's been doing well consistently it's it's green and I think with the new chains that they're I don't know if they implemented already

it should probably stay green now like there's no reason for it to unless it's something super inflammatory but usually we're relatively we're not that crazy because we could be way crazier yeah I actually personally I nerf myself quite a bit on the show I I think you're right, but I also don't

think anyone I'm going to When I'm going to get to the 50, I've learned some things, like the value of the family,

the importance of the time, and that the 99% of the people of 50 have the virus that cause a Culebriya.

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difficult. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north. probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Is where we're at. What does that mean?

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As far as having an audience goes. Right. Because there's probably very small. all podcast starters that are saying or just fresh and fit or like Nick Fuentes or something Oh right right

We're not local And they're not even on YouTube Because they can't be Right They got fucking banned Right but that's what I'm saying It's like I think We're not low cows like

We're like we're the Well you are kind of I'm not I'm not I'm not that outwardly Like fucking with people like that Like I don't think I am I mean you're definitely the punch you're definitely the punch you're It's more your Twitter really Who does my Twitter fuck with

No everybody because they read it and they can't fucking make heads or tails of what you're saying. Yeah, but I'm not, I'm not bought. I'm not, I'm not. Colin texted me. He was like, can you please tell cakes to do proofread his tweet? It is pretty wild. And I was like, it's impossible. It's just refuses. No, I said, I told him it's impossible.

I tried, try to, no glasses. I try to, no glasses. I can't see. I try to speed it up. I try to speed through it. You can't see. You can't see. And then he's like, I don't know, his phone's too small or something. He's hitting everything.

He's like, that sounds, that feels like it's right. It feels like it's right. It's all based on vibes, dude. I don't know, man. I'm a vibe based on work. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy you've gotten this far without dying.

I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die soon. Like, I'm pretty sure. I don't care, man. What was that? What's that quote you said? A single by 38, dead by 35, dead by 38. It's good. It's pretty good.

Hey, man. You got a few years, man. I really. A handful years. Then you'll die. So what. Then you'll die. We'll get a nice pay increase.

You got... That'd be a huge thing. There'd be something missing, though. Are we going to last as long? We'll just get Jalen. Are we going to last that long? Is this podcast going to be, Ken, him being 38 years?

Was that seven years? I don't remember. Fuck you. How old are you? I don't know. I don't fucking know why I am. Isn't he like 31? I guess.

Wait, are you? I'm not sure. I don't know. Oh, this is crazy. He must be 31 because I'm 31 and I'm about to be 32. Might be 32. Okay. Which is crazy.

That feels like not real. Yeah. It's, it is, I like hearing. I still feel like I'm 19. I like hearing you guys talk about. Right.

Once you, once you pass 35, it'll be gone. What? The, the feeling of like, I still feel it's, it's gonna fade.

It's weird. It's like, it's like sports. You see the, the sports people, they decline at 35, 36. Yeah. It happens to us too.

It's just not as noticeable because they're playing extremely sports. Well, to be fair, I've always been in pain always. Oh, well, get ready. I'm feeling things that I'm like

What is crazy? I'm excited I crammed my urethro what is this I'm excited for the moment where I lay down in bed And I'm like oh this last time I'm gonna do this It's like That's crazy You're like oh shit

Oh shit nice Is ever having you ever cramp your erythra I don't think it works out Yeah I mean either yeah You may want to Do you need some Z-Pack? What is that?

Is that like the antibiotics? I thought there was like the counter to A-Pack or something. Oh, I mean, maybe it should be. Z-pack. No, Z-Pack. Z-Pack was ruined for me because I always think about dumb-ass Joe Rogan when he got COVID. He literally took everything. He's like, oh, you're a pussy.

You guys are, you guys wearing masks. You're all scared of a virus. And then he literally took everything. It really bothers me that we didn't learn. He was so scared. He took everything. big really bothers me that we didn't learn the right lesson from the masks thing not even necessarily that like i don't know trust the government like not not that shit but just like it's it's just

courteous common courtesy it's actually like a courteous thing to do to wear a mask when you're sick yeah everybody it's reverted back to like i do that now like if i feel sick i'll wear i'll wear a mask out it's it's very curt i mean like it's reverted back to all the you know Asian culture still doing it over here they're still doing it and then a couple of crazy people that think um Everything's going to kill them. Yeah, the people. Yeah, the people that are on the train,

it is interesting me experiencing society much more now that I'm riding the train and seeing the types of people. Yeah. Yeah, it's the ones that are wearing the mask that aren't like usually like Asian or like say you can see like they're sensible. It's they look rough. They look so rough. Dude, it's crazy.

And I'm like, damn, dude. It's funny because I know New York Subways get like a bad rap, whatever. But like it's, the sheer distinctive difference between the clientele on your average subway versus your average

line here is fucking crazy I've wanted to the train here once and I was so in my own world I didn't really notice anybody dude I saw this is me

me J-Lid I think Paul Gabby Alex a couple of other people that we know we're like going into downtown LA camera I think we were going a little to Tokyo or something

we took one of the trains to go in and we got in and immediately there was a guy in a fetal position under a chair vomiting. And he wasn't homeless. This was not a homeless guy. He was in a suit.

I wonder what he was coming from. Dude, this was 8 p.m. It wasn't even like, it wasn't even like, you know, one where you'd be like, that's still kind of crazy to see

but at least it's like, I don't know, it's 1 a.m. Maybe he was like on a bender or something. I think 8 p.m. The night's starting. I think back home is people that are more upset. Here is just more like,

well, well, back home, more people, just use it. So you're seeing a more like normalized kind of thing. Out here more people use cars. Yeah. So we're on the train or something happened. Something happened and there's a reason why. There's the smart business people that and then there's, there's a lot of people that are like me that do not want to be in the traffic. That's like the big thing. So we park our cars at the train station and then we ride and I got to tell you,

man, it's wonderful. It's like it's like the train tickets cost are too fucking expensive. And And then there's times where I'm like, they didn't even take my ticket. I just, I could have gotten on for free. I could have gotten on free. That's always, well, does it work like it does in New York? We're like, uh, we're like, if they don't take your ticket, you could at least keep it for the next time that you go on. No. I don't know about that.

Um, I don't think so. That's how the metro works. I don't remember. I don't remember the Metro North anymore. I haven't taken it in a while. I take the Metro North every single time I come home because it's the easiest way to get up. But like, how it works is like you would get like a round trip ticket and it would be valid for a period of time. But it's a pretty.

general period of time, I think it's like two months or something. So you'd get like a round trip ticket and then you'd go on and then they would stamp it. But sometimes they wouldn't, which means you would get at least like that other half of the ride for free if you had to come back down or whatever. You might have to pick up, you know, if you needed another round trip. I guess you would have to get one single round trip. You know what I mean? Or not a round trip, but like a one way. Yeah. But like that happened a lot. Like I've gotten a lot of free rides because people are just like, the guy's having a rough day. He just got divorced or something. And he's just like not paying attention. And I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm small. Well, yeah, that's true. Yeah. I used the metro a lot when I was like between like 11 and 14. I used it a lot. Like I was using like every other weekend.

That's when we were like transitioning from moving to upstate to down from New York. Yeah. And after that I just didn't really use anymore. That's like a random occasion where I would go to the city with my friends. It's nice. It kind of feels like the Harry Potter train. Yeah. It's like it's nice to be on one of those trains that's just kind of like a long like I don't know.

I like. I wish America had more of like the railroad culture because it is something there's something like kind of. Well, we had it. I know. I know. I wish we didn't ever, I wish we kept it. Because it is,

there is something really, there is something really nice about just sitting on a train like the, you know, the, there's something about it that's like way nicer than a plane. You don't feel as constrained.

I'll take it over a plane any fucking day. I wish, if I could take the train home, I would take it all the time. I would take it, I would take a day off of my fucking life. I thought we've been talking about a bullet train

from fucking, from there to there for like the longest time. Even to a slow. like take three day train. Yeah. It's so nice to just stop like, oh, hey, I'm in fucking Minnesota. I know you can Amtrak it.

Three days is a lot. I think Amtrak works. I did LA to Seattle. It's a lot. How long that take? Two days, two and a half days. It's a lot. That's a weirdly long time

for a short distance, I feel. It's not that short of a distance, man. From LA to Seattle is not that. Not that short. It feels like it should take a day. It feels like it shouldn't take that long. I would guess like a, it take a few days.

How many, how many, how many, stops. Two, three. What the fuck? That makes no sense. Because you got to go, you got to go down from here, all the way up to the top of California. Then you have to go from California. There's one, there's one state in the middle.

Oregon. It's a country in the middle, yeah. Almost a country. Damn near. The rest of the world is pretty much a country. I know, yeah. But then you go to Oregon and then you get to freaking Washington. And it's like, it took a while.

And that shit, at a certain point, it gets like, all right, I don't want to be in this anymore. I want to go to Oregon. I think I'm going to Oregon again. They had like, I had like really good food in Oregon. Weirdly. That doesn't sound right. I know,

it doesn't sound right. It's boring when I went there. It was boring. Dude, the best chicken sandwich I ever had was in fucking some random bump. I think, well, it might have been Portland to be fair,

but. Well, I actually had a, I had a pizza like that. I was in a, a, a fucked place by Pittsburgh. Like,

it was some, some bummed town and like by Pittsburgh. That sounds right. Pittsburgh, yeah. And, some random guy screaming pizzas into existence. Dude.

Yeah. Let's put it this way. The pizza place had venue, so it was a show. There was a show there when I was on tour with my buddies. Oh, it's a venue. And then the pizza shop right next to it. Dude, the pizza was, I couldn't explain what they fucking did to the crust because it was so. It was like a regular crust, but it was kind of golden.

And it was so delicious. I don't know what the fuck it was. It doesn't make sense if it's saffron. There's no fucking Arabian. people around there. He also just explained that he couldn't explain it. Saffron. Yeah, that's true.

Who the fuck else he's a saffron? I don't know. I use saffron sometimes. Yeah, but you're Arab. I don't think so. I don't think so. I think I know you better than you.

I don't think I am. I'm definitely Arab. I don't think I am. I always see you saying a humda-lila or whatever. That's not exactly. That's more Muslim, but like you're close. I've seen you wake up.

Are typically Muslim. So what? Every day you're Muslim. Every day, I'm close. Everyday Kingston wakes up. He says, inshallah, I'm awake.

Yeah. Al-Hala. Wallahi. Inshala is a nice word. I like it. I like that. Alexi, I think I'll take it. That word?

Inchala. Alhambi-lalas. Remindalas. There's a Spanish phrase that's similar to enchilada. I forgot what it's called. The phrase exactly, but. I don't know. First of a second,

I thought your shirt said, Raypot. Where it says Raphael. I was like, what the fuck, dude? I don't know. You're crazy. They got to customize fucking turtle shirt. I would never do that.

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and what you do I'm Dan Morgan I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and

Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

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Crazy. Taxi 3. Hi, I roller. Fuck. I'm scared I'm gonna say the N word I'm gonna say the N word because these cars are driving crazy I love Crazy Taxi 1 and 2

God damn yeah yeah yeah Dude I only really played the third one But they were all I mean they were all the same Like really It's the soundtrack The one I think Crazy Taxi 3 was I think San Francisco

Although I think there aren't they all in everywhere Isn't like Tony Hawk? I thought they were all Because there was definitely like one of the, one of the places I don't remember if the, all I remember is the drivers and the music. But some of the stages were like crazy hills that seemed like San Francisco. Yeah. That's what I remember too. I would love a new crazy time.

And by the way, that's one of those few games that I feel like you can get away with ridiculous product placement and it's fine. It's actually better for it. Like I loved driving through crowds of people just to drop somebody off at a Burger King on time. It's like just straight up a Burger King. I love what people would just bail from your fucking taxes. Jump out. Yeah. Because you're like, you didn't make it on time.

And like, you fucking suck. And then they would jump out. Crazy Taxi's awesome. I think it was like the first time that I was introduced to like music that wasn't normal. Or like that wasn't in my house. I was thinking of offspring. That's just like first thing that comes to life. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like it's the first thing I always think about that. Crazy Taxi. That's a vibe that song. Crazy Taxi was a foundation of like my, a bit of the foundation of my music space. Really? Yeah. Like it was like because that's the first like because. when your little music played in the house

That's crazy Like fucking three decades before But it's like it was It's stuff that I would play like You know because you play music in your house Obviously you're the same cultures It would be Spanish music all the time And then it'd be like fucking

Some sort of fucking soul music And like you don't It's on but you're not listening to it you know And then you turn it on and you hear like The Ramones on crazy tax And you're like oh it's interesting I'm playing it gets like It becomes a set piece

More than a song Yeah, that and Tony Hawk were like two fundamental like kinds of music for me This is the main ones A lot of racing games had him too, but I didn't play that many of them Yeah Ridge Riser had shit like that for it wasn't music It was a sudden sound Ritch Racer music is fucking sick

It's not it's not music like it's it's not like artists music It's not songs necessarily like by like an artist It's not licensed music but like it's like Ridgiser type four That soundtrack is fucking I use it for my streams all time Because it's just like it's perfect Yeah It's perfect vibe music.

And then I played the Wooten clan game on fucking PS1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that fucking helped me. I wonder what's the most. I don't know. I think people probably say THPS1 is the most iconic just because of the first one as far as the soundtrack goes. Probably. But like.

It is. It is. I think two personally for me. Yeah. Because that was with guerrilla radio. And that was like the opening track for it. And I remember that being like, man, man. That was the one that had a paperoch, right?

Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is it? it's in our nature to destroy ourselves. Blood brothers or something. I love that's why.

I love when the bass comes in because the bassist was the guy actually he wrote most of the music. Because I was like, this guy's talented as fuck because he's just like playing. And new metal bases were fucking, they were dog shit. They just usually, fieldy,

corn will just slap it and sound like he was slapping his dick on it or something. Like, they weren't like actually doing shit. Blue Meadows is an interesting kind of music, man. I remember like, Trash, but I love it. The Hindu medal was fucking, what's called Queen of the Damned.

Oh, Jonathan Davis fucking wrote the soundtrack for Queen of the Damn. And that music was like, what? That was like the first time I heard music that I was like scared about. Because I couldn't understand it. I was like, this isn't like anything I've ever heard before.

And fucking Alish, Alessanti was just like, I feel fun of Liyah. Alia, not Ashanti. Nah, I did this. Said black woman, said pretty black woman, was it like, I feel so confused.

I was looking at this. I just had a core memory of log of playing. It was the Tony Hawk, I think. Yeah. The Blood Brothers was playing. And then my dad came and he was like, you good? It's like, you're right? The music was like, it was like,

it was just so over the thing. Because it just ends with him shouting kill, kill, kill over. And it's such a cool. It, it, it, I unironically love that. I think that song is fucking great. I forgot about that. But, uh, Yeah, and I was like, yeah, I was like a child.

I was like, yeah. Yeah, dad, you want to play this game? You're like, shut the fuck up. And he walks out of the room. That reminds me of a lot. I was such a nerd, too. So, like, it was probably very jarring for him who grew up in, like, out of the fucking 50s to see like a kid with like glasses. Who's playing a video game, playing a video game, which at the time was also nerdy.

And then hearing like, ridiculous. I want to play the outro of something that my mom walked in. I was sitting with my buddy. and I was listening to this black metal song. It's going to be a Cytheria compilation. And it's just It sounds like rain. Your mom is like, why are you playing raining?

It's the ODST jazz sounds like but with like squirt raid. That is so disgusting. Or awesome. Fucking smokehouse jazz with squirting sounds. Is that what that would be? Squirt a smoke, squirt house. Jazz, jazz.

There is that. There it is. There it is. Squirthouse jazz. I hold jazz at such a high fucking esteem. The idea of someone We should make a squirt house band.

That's crazy. I'm actually completely on board with it. Quick question. Before we go to questions. No. Do we know any women that can squirt? Not on hand, no. I do know some.

Yeah. I can't contact them. I don't think it would be appropriate. They wouldn't be down? I think it would be appropriate to be. Yeah. I would be like, hey, it's been like nine years. What's up?

You sure they wouldn't be up for the task? I have a sneaking suspicion. Wait, wait, so before we continue, okay, when you think of America, what genre of music do you think define American music? Squirting. No, real question, real question. Because for me, I think blues. I think blues is the most American music. Definitely black metal.

I think blues is the most, like, is the most American music. I... Definitely Norwegian black metal. I actually Norway You know what I actually think the actual answer is? Yeah

I think I think Blue's the foundation of all of them I don't think you're wrong I think what I think about as uniquely Like specifically

American music I think about like Big Band stuff Honestly Because I don't associate big band stuff With anywhere else Really?

Yeah Like I associate blues Other places? No But I also Don't necessarily associated with America I associate

blues with more of like the South. No, I mean, just the South in general. I think I when I think of, I don't think that's a invalid answer but I also think like like the swat like the lounge kind of I don't know. There's something about a cigar lounge and the music that plays there that feels like

you wouldn't hear that shit in the UK. You wouldn't hear like that shit exist without blues though. Well probably not. I think blues is the American music. It's the blueprint of you yeah. If you go through like a white what music like follow. Because that shit, that music is the most... What would be your blues name if you were a blues musician? It'd be like...

Chubs McFuck. It'd be like whistling Negroes. I'm like that. Whistling Negroes? It's no way to the gap in my teeth. And introduce a deep whistle to the gap in my teeth. And they're like, what the fuck is he doing? And I'm like, nothing.

And introducing this new artist for the first time ever on his... Hopefully last tour. Dick Cavett show No whistling Negro Take it away It's just him failing to whistle It's a deep It's a beat whistle

No you're not even You can't even whistle That's crazy You're on stage You're like Well I'm whistling I'm whistling this tune It's like a fucking elephant

And then they just fucking hang you You're so bad They just fucking hang you A fucking vaudeville A vaudeville news Pulls you out And then I'm whistling perfectly While they're fucking hanging me

Like wait cut them down Oh he's got it Because they're your throat's tighter So now you can actually whistle well Oh he's got it's got it Good let him go Let them go No whistle

No whistle At At the 50, I've learned some things, like the value of the family,

the importance of the work, and that the 99% of the people of the most of the virus that cause the

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are all a lot of a little bit the talk about the doctor or

pharmaceutical patrocinated for GSC I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's like placing the mask on doom's face when it's a new surrounding you. You know the thing about it, too, is that, like, a lot of that big band stuff is, like, literally, like, a lot of those songs are about, like, straight up American places. There's songs called, like, you know, New York and, like, you know. Kentucky bluegrass or fucking Wyoming. It's like American music about America, whereas like, I think blues was more about like, it was deeper than that, I think. It was more about like, just people being sad.

There's a haunted house in Virginia that I killed some bitch. Yeah. Like Big Iron on his hip. I killed his dumb bitch. It's not the same kind of music, obviously, but that's like, that's American. That's American. And now the cops are after me. That's an extremely American song for sure.

Yeah, you never like. I can't be up here long because the cops are actually looking for me because I killed the bitch in absalachia Virginia I gotta go actually right there right there in the studio

he just hears that woo that be sick as fuck I mean they just dropped the they dropped the song there's the record the record of him

getting arrested and shot at God I'd be sick as fuck I just that stuff it's an interesting question I wonder what the audience

would say that time is so crazy because like I think that time is so magical but also magical in the most horrifying way too but like

there's some sort of like there's a wondrous nature about it's like how people think like it's great to look back on it's it's interesting to there's parts of it that are fun to romanticize yeah yeah that's iris like but we know how

how insane like I'm playing mafia the old country right now and that's like 1906 and like in Sicily or whatever and there is something like it's cool to just kind of inhabit these spaces Yeah, but like Yeah, we know. I don't know if I want to be.

I don't know if I want to be it. We get it. Fuck, no internet. People getting their fucking fingers dropped off for like looking at a woman weird. Like, I don't know if that's really all that great. It's like I would love to fucking go back into like and see like fucking old London, you know,

before everything was super developed. But then at the same time, there might really be trolls then. You know, so it's like I don't want to fucking go back there. I want to have to be actually worried about nighttime. Like the sunsets and you're like. Like, oh, terrified now.

There's actually dozens of Jack the Rippers. There's a gang of Jack the Rist. That's why I couldn't catch them. There's a gang. There's an entire gang of Jack the Rippers and they're just dying to Jack the Rip you. And what happens is that they start jack the ripping each other. When they can't catch other prey, they start praying on each other. They're like, if they can't find anybody to jack the rip you.

If they can't find anybody to jack the rip, they jack the rip each other. And then it's just a whole bunch of people jack the ripping each other. It's a fucking disaster. I know the final Jack the Ripper. I know Mortal Kombat because Warner Brothers owns all these IPs and all these horror shit. But like, has anybody actually made a game where it's just like the, oh, Jack the Ripper, fucking Ed Gain? It's just these dumbnesses. Isn't it?

Yes. He's in it, right? Yeah, the Order 1886. Oh, he's in it? And he's like, woo. Doesn't he get killed by werewolves? I don't remember. I don't remember all that well.

I remember. I remember I actually like the Order 1886. I want to play. I never played. I heard it was actually fun. It's tricky. It's not worth buying at full price, certainly. It's very short.

It's very, like, it doesn't run very well. But it's a cool idea. Like, the setting and the story and what they were going for, I think is actually cool and fresh. But, like, they took, like, forever to make that game, and it's not good enough to justify how. Yeah. I heard it's very short, too.

It's like eight hours. Huh? Which I like, actually. Is it just London werewolves? It's. It's more than, I don't know, it's interesting. It's cool. I think it's worth playing, actually.

Especially now because it's like, what, like five bucks or something? Yeah, I forget about it. I need, I should buy it. It's still cost too much, but yeah. That's crazy. I'm still way too much. It's very worth it for $5 for if you're curious about like that kind of thing. It doesn't, it's definitely.

On the store it is, five bucks? I know I got it for real fucking cheap. If it goes down a $4.95, I'll probably think about it. Fuck that. They would still be $5 with tax, you, bitch. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I don't pay sex.

You can't not do that. Yeah, I can. I hiked my pieces, but I don't pay sex in the way. All right. Well, whatever. Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting.

It's an interesting little story. I thought it was handled pretty well, but like it's just kind of like, it's one of those things where it's like, ah. You could just tell what it fell short. Like, if I paid $60 for that, I'd be like, mm. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right? Especially back then. I think about this all the time that once upon the time all of America was Appalachia, you know?

Like all of America was that kind of scary. I'm trying to care about what you're saying. Try harder. You'll get. get there. Give me a few more reps to try. All right.

We hit the first question. Yeah, no, not even. Cool. Let's go. Okay, I'm done. I'm done. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got, this episode's going to be

hour 30, so we got to hurry up. That's good. All right. Pleo TCA, and he says, not a question. Great. Okay, bye.

But I wanted to share a fun fact with you. In 1991, MTV produced a promo for a cult called the subgenius. And they were, they were allowed to shoot whatever as long as the MTV logo

was in it. Have a wonderful evening. Yeah, it doesn't surprise me. I'll just choose to believe you. You know, you could lie to me. It was like a television show? I don't understand. I don't know.

We're going to move on. I don't know if anything to say about it. I don't know if that's true. Thank you for the information, kind sir. Yeah, I believe it, though. Whatever. Nothing surprised to me anymore. Yeah.

Batman Beyond is amazing. W.B. Needs to Burn, Rode in. Yep. Says crowd fund. You guys need to crowd fund to buy the Ramey Spider-Man 2 suit going for about $100,000,000 to $100,000. You see this? Yes.

They're auctioning it off. Saw another person say, yeah, you need to get it to wear it. Yeah, it would not fit me. But I'm still in it anyway. I am marketedly shorter than Toby O'Brien has ever been, I think. So we should crowd fund it. We should crowd fund it. And then specifically, and then you have to wear it like how many times?

Like, what do you think? Well, first of all, if I spend that much money on that's you, I'm never wearing. Yeah. That's going on a mannequin. It's, if it's crowd fund. If it's crowdfunded. If it's crowdfunded... Watch them not even throw

with a mannequin in for that price. That's crazy. I wouldn't even be surprised at that. It's like it's another 10 grand for the mannequin. Fuck you. For the mannequin. The suits in a fucking trash bag. They drop up front of your house.

Listen, if you spend your own money, obviously you do what you want with it. But if it's crowdfunded, there needs to be conditions like you wearing it a certain amount of times. Just desecrating film history. Yes. It looks...

Look, first of all, it looks like it's seen better days. It's obviously the raise webbing is like deteriorated over time. It's unfortunate. You know what's sad? There's a possibility that you could get close to that money just for the meme. But then if you like, you needed a cancer treatment, you'd probably raise $10,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, it's a joke.

Yeah. Oh, slurs. You're fucking $500,000. I genuinely, first of all, if I crowdfunded $100,000 to buy the Spider-Man suit, I'm pocketing that money. What do you do? Sorry. What do you do if you crowdfunding you lie? Can you get through it?

Yes. there's protections I think Yeah But they're not as strong as you think they would be I'm sure you could You actually could get away with a lot on On those things Just lawyer it up in the description

Yeah You know and then it's like well You misinterpreted what I said Yeah even if you put in parentheses This is a lie You're probably It's probably good enough It's probably actually good enough

Because like what are you didn't You didn't read when you donated Like $10,000 this person What you stupid dumb bitch But um No I mean I would love to own something like that but it does make me sad

to see it's so deteriorated it's one of those things where it's like it's sad but it's time it makes sense I mean these things can't last forever I guess but it's a bummer

yeah yeah man but rubber deteriorates specifically the rest of the suit looks great but um they say that a suit is fucking 200,000

oh this guy almost said it he almost said it I mean I've said that I've said that version of the song so many times yeah of course before I sang the real I sung that.

Before you heard the real song, I was like guessing it. I was like, this sounds like, sounds like it's going to be this. I think I have a premonitioner coming to me. I'm seeing something through the force. Chase Johnson wrote it.

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Man only speaks in peaked waveforms. I like, there's one, I mentioned it on the podcast before, too, but like if you guys haven't, you guys need to look up J.C. Denton or DASX scam calls. All right. Because it's so

it's so fucking fun to watch those. The pre-recorded lines they have for J.C. Denon are so good. When do you get a job? Let's see. Boy, the man who comes hot wheels rode in. It's got to be a rough. Your urethra muscle look crazy. I ain't coming, dude. That's crazy.

Yeah, I would have to, I would easily I feel like there's no sex drive strong enough in the world You gotta take painkillers to bust the nut I gotta take fucking morphine To fucking bust the nut Because all my cums are solid hot wheels Beat that And he shoots them right onto the track

And they do the loop and everything And they do the loop I don't think I ever Had a loop shit was fucking magical It is cool I love There's something about the texture of those tracks They feel weird They feel like prickled plastic somehow

Yeah cool. I like it. Oh man. Did you find the thing you were looking for? I'm getting there. What are you looking for exactly? The order. Ah, $20 on here. Fuck that. Oh, that's, yeah. Don't, don't get it for 20 bucks. I think I paid like really cheap for it. Yeah, maybe I can just find it a copy of it for like $4.98.

You probably could find a used copy of it. Like, I don't think it's in particularly high demand. Get it for like $4.50. $0.50. Maybe 27 cents. The man who comes Hot Wheels, right? He says, boys, derogatory, but also kind of endearing, you know, wrote, what's your favorite? What's your favorite album? cover art. Ooh. It's a good question. By the way, I have an idea for an extra ammo.

That's not what you wrote in for. Sorry. An album art contest? Have people submit album art? See, As getting to the 50, I've learned some things, like the value of the family, the importance of the job,

and that the 99% of the people of more of 50 yeah have the virus that cause a Culebrilla. Although not all those people in risk will have developed. I see. The eruption dolorous with ampollosures Duraugh-Semann,

making that even the more simple are all a real realtor. No, learn about the Culebrilla of the difficult. Talked by GSC.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I should. saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one 20 million is an insane number yeah 20 billion

recovered it's actually i think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with morgan and morgan what would i do if i got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open or our call center is always waiting to take your call 24-7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan from america's large injury law firm thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you the thing about this is like at one point in time I think that would have been a fun idea but now I just I I I don't have enough faith that most of it

wouldn't be AI generated you know what I mean yeah like now that AI is the thing and you can just generate like fucking whatever you want like now it it's the whole idea of like even fan art to me kind of is but is a bummer because I don't I don't know how much of it would even be legitimate good point um but I understand what you're saying I still have to figure out my album art I still haven't settled on it yet I the best album art it's a lot yeah I don't know I don't I don't know if I we could shout out some ones that I think we think are good I really like Fleetwood Mac rumors even though it's just them there's something about the posing that they're doing that's like really like iconic.

Isn't rumors? Someone where they're both on the black and white and like one's kneeling and then the other one's got his. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love like there's something about the image of it. Rumors.

Fleetwood Mac. Yeah. So there's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I don't know. There's something about that.

It's good. Really simple. I, there's a lot of them. There's, um, I think there's the slip not one where the guy has like the bit of his shirt over his nose I think that's slip not or is that um that's not slip do you know what I'm talking about you have any clue what I'm talking about are you thinking of are you thinking of that is it all like kind of greenish or blueish

no it's not blueish it's like what are you thinking of I forgot there's like a guy it's a guy who says has like a shirt over his or something over his nose you can see part of his nose and he's kind of looking downward that's I don't know I don't think that's it might not be I hope not. Never mind my Nirvana's got to be up there. Oh, Flower Boy is nice. That's true. Although I like the one, what's the, I like the, I like in utero more personally.

I can't, I follow this artist and I, like, I'm sorry I can't remember his name because I love his art. Because he's done a few, but this is like my favorite album cover. It's from a band. They're not active anymore called Nodes of Rain V.A. And like, this is, this is, this came out in like maybe like 2002. or some shit like that. Ooh. And like this guy,

I follow him. I can't fucking remember his name. And of course you can't like, there's no way to find, like, oh, let me search through my followers to find this guy

because I want to shout him out but I can't remember his name. But like this, it's always weird, right? Yeah, the mirror kind of thing. It's too bright. It's being backwards too.

Yeah, it's fucking. Let me just. We've got a really high tech show here. It's so funny. It's so funny that we have. have this insane, sophisticated setup for switching the cameras, but then he's just like, here's this. I like this. It's not an album cover, and it's pretty simple, but there's century from, uh,

from Earl Sweatcher and fucking Mike that song, even though it's super simple. It's just a century, like a typical century from like medieval times. It's nothing special about it. Um, but then there's also good, there's good kid mad city. Not getting to Matt City. Uh, damn, by butterfly. Oh. Butterfly is this iconic. Yeah. Butterfly's good. there's uh i actually think el camino is pretty good too the with the black keys oh okay the van yeah nothing it's nothing crazy but like oh good kid is also oh it's also the black the black limo i think uh sergeant peppers dude sergeant peppers oh yeah that's a pretty fucking crazy i love that that is a pretty good one fucking weird like i was like what

drugs like holy fuck i'll pull it up real fast it isn't i i know exactly what you're talking about i love 1999 but joey badasses um cover is really nice This is the mural of like what the city was in the 99 with like two little kids. You can't do this without drugs. This is wild. It's so crazy. The hedge thing. It is insane.

Abby Rhodes probably up there too, the, them walking. That's super iconic, right? It's so funny that they were just like, I don't know. They're just walking across the street. There's funny. There's like a Beatles one that's really iconic with them. My wife's over there. I've got to go, I've got to walk across the street to beat her.

I'm going to go beat that bitch half the death. Take a picture of us as we're walking over the. I'm going to beat her. We're all going to beat her. I used to be in a hip hop group called Eosophy. I'm, Elosophy music group, right? And we wanted to do like an Abbey Road time thing.

But then like the guy that was like the main dude, he was the producer and everything, he had to be like, what is it? What do you call it a, why don't I want to say contortionous? What's the other thing? I don't know. Contrarian. I don't know why. Contrariant.

I know it's not that, but my brain's like contortionness? It's somewhat of a contortionist. But you wanted to be contrarian, so we were all faced in the right way, and then he like turned around and then took the picture and I'm like, we're not using this. You faggot. I was like, we're not using this. Because we just wanted to do the actual thing and he's like, oh, I'm going to

turn the other way. Yeah, fucking we're not using this. It pissed me off. That's so funny. Yeah, I don't know. There's probably a lot. I know my personal favorites are like rise against ones. There's ones that I, like particularly the unraveling I think looks fucking crazy.

The unraveling and appeal to reason I like for different reasons. But like the unraveling, the art, I don't know who the artist is, but... Logic has a really good one. The unraveling. It's like just like a dick, right? That's a dick and his thinking. I love this fucking... It looks so fucking weird.

That's a classic, yeah. Interesting. That art looks very familiar. Right? Like, I don't know. I think he's like a... I think he's like vaguely famous now. No.

But like, yeah, rise against the unraveling and then appeal to reason I like, although like appeal to reason is kind of like a hodgepodge. When when I had learned some things, like the value of the

family, the importance of the time of the people of the people of the person of the virus that

cause a Culebrilla. Although not all the people in risk it will I do you

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learn about the doctor or pharmaceutical I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23, after. this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with morgan and morgan what would i do if i got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound five to nine from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan from america's large injury law firm thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit for the people dot com for an office near you.

I think no pressure is my favorite one for Logic when he's like falling. Oh my God, that's really cool. Yeah. Like, I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at. Then there's like Dave's one for the invincible soundtrack. It's really cute. There's him as an invincible character. I don't really like this band The Used.

Oh, is it the one? Yeah. So they have the. I think I know exactly which one here. This one. Yeah. Yeah. So like Alex Pardee, or I don't know if it's Pardee or Pardee.

I have no fucking idea. I've never heard his name. you know, I've never heard of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like that guy, he's one of my favorite artists. I found him, I didn't know he did that out on that art, but I saw his, he has this irkle that looks fucking completely monstrous. Like, it's like, you know, like, I think I see that.

I think you showed me that. Yeah, I must have. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And I found him. And I was like, oh, this guy fucking is like, he's around here. He's local. Oh, he did the used. Yeah.

It's so funny. He did the use. And I'm like, that's a great band. Yeah. I don't. To me, it's the voice, it's the singer. It's too, it's too. So here I am.

It's in my head. I can't do it. Can you look up Liquid swords album? Liquid swords? Oh no, only Cuban links. That's my favorite album cover, actually. Only Cuban links? Yeah, for only Cuban links.

Really? I love that shit. It's so violently hip-hop from the 90s, you know. It's so aggressively New York hip-hip-hop. pop. It's so aggressively like, whoa. It's very warm and threatening. This is such an aggressive as fucking cover.

Bro, what, fucking Rayquam? I can't remember whether there's an album where these dudes, they're like in front of like a house or whatever, or at least it's like a suburb street. And there's a girl that's just turned around like, like kind of like in a twerk position, just asshole spread.

It's an album cover. Do you know what that is? I don't think. That's some Atlanta shit, obviously. It has to be some Atlanta shit, obviously. It's crazy. It's going to be hard to find. That's crazy.

The way that... Bear asshole open, niggas looking at it. I wish I remember who it was. Somebody may be listening, maybe, no. I don't know how to find it because if I... They're just going to show me porn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just going to show me my recently looked up porn, which is not it.

My recent looked up porn. Yes, like great albums. Mike, I think is Mike Dantonio. I think his name is the basis of Kill Switch and Gage. He does all the album art. He does really good. At the end of Heartache, I thought it was a really cool one where it's like, I think his girlfriend or somebody at the time was holding just in this paper. Maybe it was a starriform heart and they just put a bunch of like nails in it and put red paint on it.

It looks really cool. Really cool. Great album. Fucking 2004 was a fucking great year for music. There's also. Yeah. There's, um, there's Paramore's album with, uh, Haley just in it. And I'm like, oh, I just love this.

Is this her? Oh, which one's that? I think that one is, uh, what you talking about? It's not riot. Riot has, it says, right? No, Ryan has all that. Right. Maybe the first one, that says riot all over it.

Yeah, maybe the first album. The first one was like, all we know is falling, isn't that it? All we know is falling, I think is, is the third one, I thought. Am I gay? No, you might be right, actually. I don't know. Let's, let's look at a book with it. Paramore's so weird because I feel like I know a lot about them, but also,

So like I know nothing. Like I don't even know what their albums are called outside of Riot. I'm kind of going insane because so the self-title album is 2013. Paramoire. So it might be Paramour then. Let's see. So Paramore, the 2013 one,

it's the two people and her. It might be a song. It might be a cover from one of her single. Oh, maybe it was a single cover. Oh, I hate that. Because you can't get that.

Those are ones you can't get like physically, you know? Right. So it's like even like if there's good art for a single. It's like what would, what uses this? I haven't bought physical music and so goddamn long

it's crazy. I buy it every now and again just because I feel like it's good wall. I just bought decoration. Yeah. I love an album.

I love an album on the wall. I just bought something yesterday because I was talking about it. It was a headbangers ball was like these volumes that they would do like MTV 2 had the Headmakers ball show. And so they started releasing CDs and the compilation.

The first one was fucking crazy. And I was like, I don't know what I did with mine. So I just bought it again. I've never bought cassettes really I've always been like not a cassette person I've never I've never bought a cassette I only not cassettes

A vinyl Vinyl? Oh vinyl I was collecting vinals until I My record player broke It broke because it was too hot in my car Crazy it like it actually It killed it Yeah it fucks it like old

Vinals get destroyed from heat too Yes they do They don't ship them in the summer It's crazy In certain places. My grandma has so fucking hot that it just melts the disc, which is nuts. My shit was destroyed. My shit was destroyed.

It was crazy. Old tech like that does not handle extreme temperatures well in general. Like my Nintendo, like I was so mad when my parents put my Nintendo in the attic. I didn't know about it for years. And I was like, where's the Nintendo? Like the NES. I just remember being like, oh, it's in the attic. I was like, it's in the attic.

Go up there and it's puddle. No. That's what's so fucked. It's like the endurance of the machine is fine. But like none of the internals were. It even says on every single NES cartridge, you can look if you have them. It says don't store in extreme temperatures. And it's like you put this in the most extreme temperature possible and uninsulated room at the top of the house.

Yep. God damn it. It's only 200 degrees or minus 10. I want to iron a fucking vinyl on that shirt. That's fucking psychotic. Yeah, and it works. You would put the shirt in the record player. Why not?

You got all living sin 10 years ago. It plays the music. It plays the music perfectly, but every lyric is shirt, shirt, shirt, over and over. What the fuck?

That would be frightening. How would fuck did this work? That implies a lot about the world. It would change too many things. It would want to deal with it. It's like, it's like fundamental law isn't fundamental at all. You're like, oh, I got to leave now.

Oh, cool. We got to rewrite new laws of physics and stupid, stupid sound. vibration and gay shit. Gay shit, need. It's like surviving a night with like monsters and being like, oh shit, no one's going to believe me

and all my friends are dead. So I'm just alone. I got to hunt monsters now. You killed your friends and said to what people are going to think. Yeah, that's what I would think. That's what I would know, in fact. Yeah.

You're like, oh, well, here we go. Yeah, it turns out the monster was you. The monster dies like, you think you did it. And it's like, no. We're running late. We're supposed to end four minutes ago. Oh, shit.

Bye. I. Third-rate duelist with a fourth-rate deck road in. Good old Kaiba. It's amazing how little I understand about what that means. Remember Jay Leno voiced the Crimson Chin? That's true. Insane, insane fact. I hate that.

It didn't sound like him. I know. Which is impressive, actually. He can do something, right? Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like a crimson Jen. That's great. You see the shit?

You see the shit? My dumbass, big ass, stupid fucking cheese. That's my real chin. It's the real chin. I was a real chin. I want to see me kill myself? You see this fan? odd parent? He calls him a fairly odd parent.

He points that to me. It's like, what the fuck are you? Anyway, he says, my question is, what do you guys think the biggest snub for game of the year in Game Awards history was? Mine personally was Ghost of Scema losing for last of us to Last of Us part two. Thanks your, thanks your filthy pig rapist. All right, well, relax. Seems like an insane thing to say. First of all,

Ghost of the one. Ghost was not, yeah. Ghost was certainly. Ghost was good. What game's up there? For... I feel like I remember one year feeling like... At least one year, feeling like...

At the time. Like, the value of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of 50 you have the virus that cause a Culebrilla. Although not all the people in risk that will be developed.

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real a question. Talks over the Dr. Dr. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney

and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said,

20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

47 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com

for an office near you. Oh, I think God of War one year on one year where I was just like, I don't know about that. Which one? The 2018 or the... Yeah, 2018.

I don't remember what came on in 2018. Well, 2018 was Red Day. Red Day 2 and Spider-Man. That's what I was mad about. Yeah, it was a lot of people. I remember a lot of people were mad about Spider-Dade. man i remember that yeah i i know god of war is better than spider man but uh yes i think so because i i i would i only i actually didn't i never played spider man again plenty enough yeah i

enjoyed the fuck out of it it's good but you get it like the thing the thing so here's the issue with that right is that god of war winning implies let me reset the table spider man is a is probably the best game like as far as like a video like a video game action like a video game action video game, something to play and kind of just enjoy and be like, oh, this is fun. Moving around is fun. It's a really good story that's like really tight. It's probably the best in that regard. But God of War winning implies that, well, that matters, but what matters more is actually

like the artistry and the profundity of like how it's written and the storytelling. Yeah. Which is crazy to me because if that's, if that's part of it, then it's clearly Red Dead, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like God of War doesn't make sense in either category because if you're judging a game just based on how fun it is, Spider-Man's probably better than God of War. I think if you're going based on bothry, but if you're going by artistry, then like Red Dead clears Red Dead clears. It's very clear that they don't have a set of rules and they go by a certain vibe that they're feeling this year, we should give it to this person.

You should give it to this game. Because by that conversation is what Claire is thinking about Claire. Well, then it's like clearly Claire would win if they were that. But if we're going based on video game, Don Kong wins. That's the only reason why it's even put up there. But see, that's the thing is that like, see, it would be like if this year, right, those two games came out, like a player and then death stranding one. And you're like. And you're like just like, no. You're like, I like death branding a lot.

No. No, what are we doing? It doesn't do either better than either. That would be very, right. That would really, man, that would. Colima would even go up there. He'd be like, stop, stop. Give it to somebody else.

I don't even want to be up there. I think he'd be like, he'd come back, he'd grab it, be like, but I, you know, you guys are dumb.

I'll have this in my collection. You're all stupid. You're all stupid. You're all stupid. My next game's gonna be on Dominican people. You didn't even make a game. I just recorded live action footage of Norman Reed, it's doing a bunch of shit,

and I just predicted how you would press buttons completely accurately. In which case, he should definitely win. Well, then I make a little, yeah. He should definitely win. Pogima is such a fucking character, dude.

Because I feel like talking to him is like talking to It feels like I bet it's like talking to Abed But Japanese You know I know what you mean It's like what you're saying I really understand yeah I've translated that into something that makes sense in my head Yes you ever like really thought about the concept of like anything really

You know you know matter just how I made that flame man It was about homosexuality not exactly a flaming man It was snake trying to escape it I'm lying but you thought it was true You're stupid stupid to me at least Which everybody is It sounds like Kajima I guess not being in Japanese part

or anything or anything really even though he lied about that it's crazy that they can speak English I think he can't do I'm convinced I know he can

I know he can because one of our friends met him and he didn't speak English to our friend and then when he walked away he spoke English to the guy that was there with him

that's hilarious I wonder what his accent I wonder what his accent story was hilarious like let's get out of here yeah it's completely American eyes

is perfect. It would make sense. He's so obsessed with like American cinema right. Unless he just watched everything everything dubbed. Hey Norman,

you want to get some pizza? You want to get some pizza? Someone comes in the room. Oh, uh, Konigua. Uh, uh, uh,

he forgets how to speak Japanese. He's like, oh, he's literally making Japanese up on stage and no one's around. No one, no one who speaks Japanese dares,

dares correct him. He just like, that's Kojima. Oh, no, no, no. They're rough with him.

That's, that's, That's actually just Japanese now. It's correct. I like the idea that they just don't pan any jobs who are being confused. There's only panning to Americans and every Japanese person's like,

what did he? What did he just said? Beachball, whale, exploding McFuck face? None of those words. I'm, I'm a disgusts,

me, it's like, uh, and people like, uh, huh? Yes, it's very,

Keeley's like, it's profound. It's very good to be here. He's throading him. Yeah. Come here, Jeff. I need Toppy right now.

But yeah, that's the, Jeff is struggling so hard and it doesn't matter He just keeps getting closer and closer Game of the year winners I think last year Let's teeth Yeah I think last year people were upset because

Blackmuth Wukong didn't win It is a good start I hope the other one's better well like oh the new one yeah the new one i'm sure the new one will be better i i just i i had a fun with it but i don't i have no desire to play it ever again yeah i had to put obama mod in that game had to do it you did it had to do it you put it oh i didn't even know that somebody did that you're racist on a level that not even like racist star you know what i mean like they even they wouldn't go through the trouble

even they wouldn't go through the trouble of just putting like that's big obama the monkey funny. That's a bad funny. I don't know. He's been a bad ass motor he like teleports. So last year, last year for clarity, it was between last year it was Belatro. Eldon Ring Shadow the Earth Tree, which what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. Final Fantasy 7 rebirth.

Blackmun's Bhukong, metaphor, and then Astrobin, an Astrobat one. Which makes perfect sense to me. As somebody who played, I think, all of these. That's what makes me think that Duncan Kong has a chance. Right? Yeah. Yeah. I could see it happening.

Yeah. And I wouldn't be mad at it necessarily. I don't know enough about it. I personally would prefer Claire to win, but I wouldn't be mad if you guys gotta play that game. Claire should win, I think. I would prefer to win. If for no other reason, like, even if Donkey Kong Panza is really good, I just feel

like the fact that, like, everything about Claire from the fact that they just found a writer on Reddit and they just found some random SoundCloud artists, it really is like a garage band almost. Yeah. But they just made this fucking great thing. It's too impressive to not celebrate that at the highest tier. Yeah. I think so, too.

It's like throwing paint out of wall and turning into a beautiful picture and it's Like oh that's insane Yeah, right it would be unfortunate it would be like well fuck what's the point of trying if this is if this isn't the best I think I think the scenario I think it got its notoriety and it opened up people's minds to like you know try our first of our PD stepping out of the two plays it's been for the last fucking Since the conception it's being a j west of RPG it's like the fact that it's like a new place Going to France it being super French. The voice actors being fantastic the story being being awesome, the combat being the freshest twist

on modern RPG combat in a fucking long time. I think it's gone its flowers, but I do want it to win, but I think Donkey Kong is a special game experience. We'll see. It's like one of those Nintendo moments when you're like, oh, shit, I remember why they have the respect

they do. They don't deserve it anymore exactly, but every now they make things like this, it's like, oh, this is really cool. I guess that's the only thing in the back of my head that makes me a little bit like, man, fucking Nintendo. It's just I have a little thing of the, there's buzz in the back of my head that I'm like, I just can't justify buying that thing.

I don't, I don't want to give y'all any flowers because they make me so upset. Maybe I'll try to borrow a switch or something, but I would never, like, I can't. I used to borrow consoles as a kid. That's actually, I never, I have, as an adult, I haven't considered that. Because you have your own money. It's like, buy your own, bitch.

Don't use mine. Yeah. Well, to me, I'm like, I feel like it's even better now because I'm a responsible adult that could replace it if I broke it. Versus being a kid. For right. Yeah. Yeah, it's actually mega irresponsible

I used to lend out my fucking Gameboy Advance. Yeah. Like, yeah, whatever, I'm not playing this right now. I'm on PS2 right now. It's wild that we did that. We did it. The fact that it always came back is great. Yeah, that's like...

Only once did it not. My PSP, my cousin took it. But that was really more because I just didn't care. Oh, you didn't care. I wasn't really... That was like deep into 360 and I was like, I'm not playing my PSP anymore. I keep forgetting to get a PSP.

I buy a Vita eventually. They're just so expensive. They're just in that realm where it's just like... It keeps... It's not... It's not... the bank expensive it's just a lot for what I know will be like not used a tricky kind of like I'll play it like once in a while I can't the second the second I get wipe out the second I can

get wipe out pure on the steam deck easily by the way not fucking mod it on I just it's really not hard to mod it's it's not hard it is actually it is so easy brother the steam deck doesn't even turn on sometimes when I use it so like I don't I'm not I'm not trusting that shit I went to make the new one whenever they make the new one I'm really excited for that yeah That new Xbox, that new Xbox handheld is fucking like $800. Yeah, no thanks. What? Yeah.

Like literally it's somewhere around there? Yeah, I think so. I think well, the leak was that like there was a lower base model for like five or something. Does Master Chief show up and beat the fuck out of everybody that's mean to me? He beats your peeve to completion. What is? Fucking armor locks my dick. If I'm paying $800 fucking dollars, bro.

Okay. I bought a gaming laptop just because it was, it was on, say it was, $800 and it was $500 $500 and I bought it for like editing and whatever because of the processor everything's good on it. I didn't need the graphic card but for $500, it's a fucking very high-end graphics card. I forgot what it is, but it's

pretty modern, relatively modern. I can't... At the time, I've learned some of the family, the importance of the job and that the 99% of the people of more of 50 yeah have the virus that caused the Culebrilla. Although not all the people

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an

attorney and a manager at and Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529. from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. If I'm going to spend that type of money on a thing, I'd rather just get this machine

and plug a fucking controller into it or something. $800, I can't, no. I can't do that. I don't know why they... Like, how the fuck did... The console doesn't even sell like that. Why did they get a head help? Like, what is the point of that?

Like, what are they thinking? I don't know, man, whatever. The PS5 just went up in price. It's also crazy. It did. They're cheaper. I like the way that they were doing. I wish they would just say, hey, that fucking fat orange nigger did this.

Like, just, just say it. Why they did? Because they were like, it's tariffs. Yeah. Sorry. I wanted to be more just. Direct. Yeah.

I want it to be like, it doesn't even need to. We can stop with the civility because you know that we know this is bullshit. Just say it's bullshit. I'm sure some of the companies are just going to jump on when they don't have to But like Yeah these tech people they're gonna have to Because yeah it sucks

Yeah I just I just want to feel I guess I want to feel I want a basket I want them to cater to my frustration I guess You want them to be like it's the The tariffs are fucking us And they're fucking you now

I'm fucking you now This bitch nigger I want Sony to put that Bitch ass nigger They're more American out of our Japanese technically So then they'd be fine. I know, right. They used to be very Japanese.

Isn't that crazy? Remember that period of time? When they were a super Japanese company and now they're like not really Sony? Yeah. Yeah. They used to be like less than, they used to be less so than Nintendo.

I kind of forget about it actually. But now they're super American company. But no, I'm looking through like the, a lot of the old game of the year winners. And it seems like it makes sense to me. Like I went back to 2020. So it was Last of Us, Goes to Cheshima, Hades.

Doom Eternal, which I actually think was a pretty... That was actually pretty fucking crazy. Animal Crossing New Horizons and Final Fantasy 7 remake. Last of us winning... Last of us winning makes sense. Should have been Animal Crossing. It should not have been Animal Crossing.

I think it should have been. No. Games peak. No, it is not. Really? No, Animal Crossing New Horizon. Even Animal Crossing fans were like, this is not... This is good, but it's not...

That game was great. I think it wasn't as... People didn't like it as much as the previous Animal Crossing. Really? Yeah. I guess... I don't, I don't, which is crazy because I'm like, bro, I hate, I did, this is terrible.

Look, I think, I think that was a lot of people. It's cute, but like what, I think that was, I think that was a lot of people, because famously so, the DDS ones did not sell well at all. They, they, they,

well, that's because the 3DS wasn't of, I think that people said they, I think that's the thing that people are like, oh yeah, I've, this is, we're better than the last one. It's like,

you didn't play the last one. You're going based on someone else. Well, most people, obviously most people, yeah. But, I, I know from the people who, played all of them.

We were just like, yeah, it's good. I think New Leaf was great. I think New Leaf was great. I think this one because of the... Doom Eternal was easily my game of the year that year,

but... I mean, Hades. I think Haiti was a fucking awesome experience. Man, fuck these news. Last one is part two makes sense, though. It takes two for...

Why did you get shot? You got scared. It takes two for 2021. Baldurring for 2022. These all make sense. Offer-up has ads now. Oh, that's sad. What the fuck is this?

I've never used offer-up. I was trying to get rid of my PS4 that way. I like it because... PS5. Basically, when that showed up by, I was like, I have no reason to use Craigslist anymore because Craigslist is where the devil is. It's where you're getting molested in a fucking tariffian. Yeah, come, come to Sudan.

And it picked up my fucking car. $40 PSP. What are you talking about? In a clean condition, PSP by itself, not sure. Okay. It says not sure if it works. Okay. Why don't you check?

That's what I mean. Like, just plug it in real quick, you bitch. This is fucking crazy. What do you got? I don't know if I have anything to say about this, but this question is nuts. I want to read this question. Kingston is verbally dyslexic rodent.

He says, Hey there, boyos. What's the most inconsequential slash petty thing that bothered you about any of your exes? One of my exes is naturally gorgeous, like the kind that can roll out of bed and still look great, but for whatever reason, she photographed terribly. No matter how could she look at any given day,

almost every photo I saw or took, made her look borderline special needs. Much love to you. Chromosome Hortis, as always. I love that question. I don't know if I have any answers necessarily, but like it's a funny, the concept of like being frustrated

that you can't show, that you can't show off digitally anyway. Yeah. That's really funny. My beautiful girlfriend is ugly in every video form. And I live so far away from my homies that I can't take her easily to show them. Yeah.

They think I'm dating someone with Down syndrome, but I'm not. I swear to God. I swear to God. It's just the lighting. Yeah, with it. It's the lighting that makes me look down syndrome. It's interesting.

It, uh, it is funny seeing, uh, some people being very unfodogenic. Uh, but it's, it's kind of like it reminds me of, uh, I follow Britney Spears. And she's, all she does is dance in front of, uh, you know, she has her phone on like a stand. Yeah. And, uh, shitty fucking ring light. And it's bad. You know, like, she, she's not fucking. an ugly person, but the lighting makes her look so bad, dude.

And I don't know how she doesn't see it. At the age of the 50, I've learned about some things, like the value of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of 50 have the virus that cause a Culebrilla. Although not all the persons in risk

the will developer, I see the eruption dolorousa with ampollosos during times, making that even the tasks more simple be they're all a retort. No, learn about the Culebrilla

of the way difficult. Talked with your doctor or pharmaceutical, patrocino

for GSK. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going

today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest

injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that

said 20 billion 1. 20 million is insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting

to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. You know, she even on one of her latest videos, she was like, oh, just adjusting the lighting, trying to do her lighting. And it's like, part of the ring is in the fucking shot now. And it's just pride is fucking.

I was like, I don't get it. That girl makes me so sad. I don't even like talking about it. That's like, oh, man. I'm just happy that she's living her best crazy life, you know. Yeah. The world failed her. Yeah.

The world entirely failed. Well, we finally, we got, we got her freed. She's free from the conservatorship Should not be controlled anymore But now she's just Damage Being crazy You know

But like she's free All she does is go to the beach And dance in her house And I'm like Hey she made plenty of money To do that why not It's insane She's like

She's like probably one of the most Influential music people Like in our lifetimes In pop in In our lifetimes for sure And it's like damn dude She did a lot Man

I hear her bangers all the time I'm going to like Grocer stores and stuff Still very, because every once in a while I see the influence of us, I think about some pop artist and I don't hear their music anymore. And I was like, oh, it's crazy. It kind of just, like, like, there's a lot of them. Like, say even someone like, I know Bieber came with an album, but when I think about like a Bieber where I think he was a very iconic and a very famous and popular musician, I don't hear his music anywhere. I don't think we'd ever hear it because we're grown men. Well, even, I'm just saying like going out in a setting, like I'm comparing it to going to, everybody goes to the grocery store. Everybody goes to the mall. Everyone goes and you always hear these certain songs. Like, like, I'm hearing even like, like, I'm hearing even, like, like some of her least popular like what was that one she's so lucky she's the star it's like

it's one of her least it's not one of her but I'm like I'm in the grocery store and I'm like oh they're playing that one that's crazy like honestly I don't know if I would be able to clock a Justin Bieber song if I heard it not really that's kind of the thing too like because I don't listen I never like

the only ones that I'm aware of or like the hyper like baby the baby one yeah and that's it really he has some good ones I just can't think of it right now He has one less only girl. He has freaking, I'm actually a fan of him. I was actually a fan of his. So that's why.

You were? Yeah, I was. Yeah. He has something when he was older. I'm talking about within the next, within the last five years. He has something that I was like, oh, this is really good.

Yeah, it is weird. But, yeah. It's very strange. Yeah. He's like it was good enough. I don't think the music was good enough to justify like an adult liking it. It wasn't like, it wasn't like, I wasn't like, I wasn't like, I wasn't a fan of his when I was like in high school, but he made like purpose.

I was like, it was a good album. I have to. I. Where are you now? That's a good song. Freaking, what to call it? I know there's one that I think it's actually good. I just can't think of it right now.

That's what I mean. Love Yourself is another good song. Justin Bebar. You ever hear Alex Jones going on the rant about Justin Bieber? No. It's fucking great. You see that impersonator that, uh... Oh, of what?

In Vegas, who, like, impersonated Justin Bieber and, like, defrauded a bunch of casinos. Really? That's awesome. He was in Vegas, and he was, like, pretending to be Justin Bieber, and he was, like, doing all these, like, impromptu shows. and like running up a crazy tab as Justin Bieber and then he just left. That's so fucking awesome.

He ran up like a $10,000 tab. That is fucking awesome. Which in Vegas is like eight shots. He used the bathroom twice in Vegas. Yeah. And I used them two million. Oh, love yourself. Love yourself.

You said that one. I just didn't, it didn't catch on. Yeah. You know that one. When you go and love yourself. That's a good song. It's yeah.

I think. I remember being good. It's a good song. I would never listen. to it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I would never put it on. Yeah. But like I guess. That's like that Paul McCartney one that he did with like

Kanye West. Like I'm for five seconds from one. And like that's a good song. I would never I would never be like you know what I would really want to listen to do right now that. Yeah. Yeah. I just acknowledge that there's like that's a good melody. That's like a classical. Understood. Yeah. I mean I hear I I have my playlist is gone from like

2013 to now. So I'm just going random like when I'm taking a shower, I hear all kinds of fucking songs. Yeah, me too. Because my playlist is like a thousand songs now. It was like a fucking jackass. I should have definitely split it up now. Split up a little bit.

I should have done it, but it's too late. It's too much work to go split it up now. Right. So it's like, fuck it. Is this what it is? I just add shit to it.

I'm not going through, because I think mine's like 1,300 songs. And I'm like, I'm not going through 1,300 songs and deciding whether or not this belongs here. It has my phases of life where it was like me, like my hyper odd future phase where I was angry,

upset about shit. And I was like, I'm going to really get into hip hop in the most grassroots sense of it. Then it goes from that to like anime music. And then eventually it goes into like my super gay, gay Afro soul music phase. Right. You're gay Afro soul. Yeah, you're gay phase. It's gay Afro soul, dude.

Like Kachanada and shit. That shit is like very much so like gay club music. Gay Afro. We had an Afro when you were gay. Yeah, sound like that. Yeah. It's clown afro. I don't fucking pick out if you have an Afro.

Because having an Afro is a lot. to maintain. It's cool, though. It is. I used to have one in when I was 16. I don't know when I cared on my hair. And that's how I just don't care. I'm going to cut my hair. I should probably really. Yeah, it's pretty. It's, it's, uh, I, you know, you're looking at there during a sea of niggas around. You just fucking, just, just ridicule again.

If there was, I would have my hair done. Yeah. If there was my hair to be done immediately. Yeah, same. That's why I wear a hat because I don't do another of my hair. It's like, I even say, I always say, I'm like, why don't I have hair? I'm like, why don't I even have hair? I literally have to like fucking condition my hair and brush it for like three hours. It's stupid.

And then pick it out. It's so, I so need to, I got to get it. It's got to, it's starting to get to the point where it has, um, the parts that are ready. You know how hair just falls out naturally. It gets tangled. It gets tangled. We know how like, I know what you're saying, but it sounds like, like something that somebody would say if they were trying to cope with the fact that they were going bald. That they're going bald.

I used to be like, yeah. sometimes like clums of hair just fall out naturally. Well, when you have curly hair, your hair clumps together and it breaks. Well, no, it's just funny that like since it, you know, it's easier if someone has straight hair, they don't notice it.

They don't notice it in the shower, right? You'll see like it, but then like it gets caught. So now I have hair that's, that's already out and it's caught at the, and it's like, oh, god damn it. I'm just too lazy to pick it out right now.

Well, it's not that I'm too lazy, I can't find my pick because I just moved. And I was like, I don't know where my shit is. I have like so many picks. I have, some people are moving right now. Jaylan's moving.

Summer's a time to move. It's like the worst time to move. It's like it's not the time to move at all. It's a terrible time to move. It's a terrible. Like winter is the best time to move. It is. Depending, obviously.

If you're in Vermont, maybe not. Oh, yeah. In Vermont, winter, you hide under your bunker. You're in Vermont. You are, dude, help you move. Sucks. I've got a course.

It's not like, I've been up and on the course. It is a weird thing to say, of course. I've been up and on the coast. Are you, Jank Yugar? Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course.

He's been to Vermont. Tonya's hang out with me and we almost got mold by bears. We almost got mold by bears. It was probably my fault on account of I was wearing salmon shoes. He was wearing salmon shoes, I saw. I hate pretty sadd. He's on a campaign trail. His feet tastes so good

when he's been wearing the sandwich shoes all day. Trump, will you stop gnawing on my feet? It's like going to sugarfish. It's crazy. I love it. Could you please stop it? now. Let's get out of here. Oh, wait, hold on. I, I liked a German suplex, a dog through several

flights of a building. That's crazy. Somebody asked a question that I thought was pretty funny. I don't think it's very funny. I'm sorry, I lost you, but we're going to, I'm going to ask your question anyway. I don't think it's very funny. I don't get the fuck out of here. Do you think, if our lives depended on it, we could smuggle a monkey through TSA? No. A monkey. Is it awake? You get the choice of monkey. I'll give you the choice of a monkey. Yeah, small little monkey, spider monkey, a lemur, actually that's way better. Lemur's not a monkey though.

Shut the fuck up. You shut up. And then, so we do that. But also bigger. You're going to put a lemur in? They are bigger, actually. They are bigger than spider monkeys. We get it. Are they? I don't know. Yeah, they are. Very slightly. We get a chimpanzee. That's the worst. Oh, wait, that's not a monkey.

Well, Timothy's a tall of the gris, almost. Griller. Chimvenzi's not the worst. We're talking about some gorillas. We're talking about monkeys with tails and shit. We're talking about real. Yeah. So we get a small little baby monkey.

Yeah, like a curious George. Yeah, we give it a monkey. He doesn't have a tail. I thought he did have a tail. I thought I actually don't know. It's like a barrenstein thing. I could have sworn he had a chimp. Well, so he's curious chimp, not curious George.

George's monkey. Curious chimp. I remember I remember seeing this in third grade This image of third grade Curious George Discovered sex I remember seeing that when I was a little kid And I remember it being graved in my brain

I was like what the fuck I've seen that mean I don't know if I can Before it was a long time ago I don't know if I can recall that What the fuck did I just do? I did that incorrectly It was like this isn't this funny

I can find it I remember see it He's like looking up at like a picture of a fucking porn bag It's like that It was like you know what I'm gonna challenge myself, I think I'm going to be able to find this.

Yeah, the simple Google search. Yeah, the fucking, the sea of curious George sex things that must exist. This is not what I was expected to find. Oh, man, is it just him fucking a yellow hat man? This is not what I was expecting. Yeah, it's him fucking yellow hat. That's not what I was expecting.

That's actually worse. That's actually worse. That's so... I'm not really making out with this motherfucker. What is wrong with people? That's pedophilia and be shally at the same time. That's so disgusting. Oh, my God.

Yeah, really. I think I've ever seen you laugh at anything as hard as you laughed at that. It caught me. I just wasn't, I wasn't expecting to see that. I was thinking of the meme. I was looking at the one I saw when I was a kid. And then it just,

was that the first one? That's the first thing. Oh, my God. He's passionately kissing. That makes me so sad. That makes me so unhappy. Oh, my God. Laughing is so stupid.

What do you mean? Why is it that when we find something amusing? We can't stop ourselves from shouting. Because it's, I think it's evolutionary. What about that is good? I think the ones that didn't do it died from not being happy enough. So the ones that did it. Dang, everything that couldn't laugh kills itself when it gets smart enough to

Do you ever see monkeys like prank somebody? Like say like there's like a bunch of monkeys in India or whatever. Then there's like a tourist and then they fuck with it. And they all go crazy. They go crazy. I've seen monkeys like do what I think they think are pranks. Like taking a rat and bashing it into a wall. And then they're like, yeah.

Yeah. This is fine. I think it's really interesting how like animals still show, well mammals still show like excitement. Sure. Yeah. Like a dog gets happy and runs around in circles real quick. And like, why is it doing that?

I love the human, the things that we have, the shared traits. Yeah. So the idea that a dog wags its tail when it's happy, that's not real, right? I think it is.

But I think it's because it understands that we notice that it's happy from that. I think it's like a thing that we develop together. It just, I just don't understand how we, how we, how we would know that. I feel like we're kind of improvising this. What do you mean?

It's like how like, oh, when they lick you, they're kissing you. It's like, I don't think so, man. Well, they do it to try to calm you, though. They do lick you. How do you know that? Well, it depends. Because if like, let's say like if in a control space, right, in a control space, people that usually are like going to a lot of stress, their dog comes to them and licks their face in attempt to try to calm them. You see that constantly like, oh. In that scenario.

The dog comes and it's like, oh, you're going to do something and it can tell you or do something. You probably read your, like, your body language. And it comes over to you and it's like trying to be near you and be around you. I guess I just think about Occam's Razor when a dog... At least... ...al llegar to get to the 50, I've learned some things, like the value of the family, the importance of the job,

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who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and

a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury

law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one 20 million is an insane number yeah 20 billion recovered it's

actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Sees you and it's energetic and jumps on you and starts licking on you. What does that signify? And you see every time it does it do you, it wags its tail. Occam's razor to me is like our brain recognizing these patterns and we're looking for it where there may not be patterns.

I think there's enough. Because I just don't understand it. Because, like, that implies that they're kissing everything they lick. No, you use your tongue for multiple things. You have to think, because it's just like we do. People, we use our tongues for different things. We also, there's people that are making out. They use it to.

I always look at it as like they're trying to like, because they don't rely on their eyes. They rely on their senses. Yeah. So I always looked at it is like they just look you as another way of like sniffing you. Just to make sure you're you or fucking whatever. Their eyes are one of their senses. What are you talking about? But they don't...

If you see a dog... Like, if a dog shows... I can't remember like the specifics of it. But like... They can see you, but they don't know you're you unless they can smell you. Not exactly. Yeah. Straight up.

Like, they'll look at like people in mirrors and not... Or like in photos and they're like, that's not... That means nothing to me. Well, that's true. Because they're not there to smell. That's true. But like... Even hearing.

Like, if you hear you like on the phone or whatever, like they don't react. Well, my dog has seen me through the window and got excited that she saw me walking to the house. Yeah. You're through the window. You're not like... Well, that's her seeing me, though. She's not smelling me or anything. She's visibly seeing me approach. She absolutely smells you. So there's also... Maybe. They can track people for miles. Of course, they can smell you outside of a window. But they've ever seen a video. They attract a direct sense. They were seen a video of like, so there's these kids that are, um, so they're watching a Jurassic.

They're watching Jurassic Park and then the, the fucking Velociraptors are trying to get the kids. And the dog is trying to protect the kids. It's watching the show. And it's very like trying to get to the kids because it's like this monster's trying to attack the kids or say our french uh this french bulldog my french french bulldog we're watching a ghostbusters and then when the fucking um the the statues come to life or whatever that motherfucker he starts like immediately starts wanting to attack it and stuff so they can see very well yeah i just i don't know what it's like when you fall in water and they literally jump in the water to try to get you i think i think we've developed we've just kind of sounds like a wife's tale, or like what we would like to believe about dogs more than I feel

like I've seen it in practice. I think it's observed. Kind of to me. Like, yeah, I don't know. I think it's very observed. Because my dog licks me all the time for no reason. Yeah, but that's for, it's for, it's for, like, they have different reasons for doing certain, like say, if you see, a dog licking a carpet excessively, it's, uh, extremely stressed. It's an extremely stress and anxiety inducing thing. Usually it's hungry. And it's like, these are things that people have studied for a very long time. And it's fucked up when people don't notice these things because they don't, most people don't deserve animals.

Because they don't study at, they don't care. They just, oh, I have a companion and then they miss all of its social cues. But like the one thing, there's an infection thing. There's like the cat rubbing on you. It's not like trying to test you or something. No, it's actually in a, I am like, I like you. Yeah. There's, then the cat does that and then you reach out of bed and then it scratches you.

And you're like, well, what the fuck are you doing? Because that's the boundary. If you have a shitty cat, yeah. You almost stepped your boundary towards. It's still an existing creature. My black cat never scratched me. It never once. It never scratched me.

That's because you're both black. That's exactly. My cat shadow. You got camaraderie. That's exactly what happened. No, but I think, I think it's very, because like it almost sounds like the Akram's razor where it's more of that seems like an easier explanation to me than like, oh, it's something else.

Or it's like, no. You're probably right. It just feels maybe convenient that we just know. It's super observed, though. I don't think it's convenient. It's just like we all grew up together. And then we all developed certain cues to express that. We're excited.

We're happy. Like animals can do that too. You know, like, when my favorite thing is when animals, like, when they moan. Like, say like some,

like you ever seen like, moan in a way that it's like, like, like, you know, you ever hear a baby like like like, eh, eh, like it wants something.

Yeah. And sometimes like, uh, you'll hear a dog like, um, yeah. Like it does it. It's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, I love when you, the shared traits and I'm like, so the way they express their joy. always in a different way, like, you know, the wagging, the, the, people say it's smiling, but it's more of just like, like, it's not an actual smile. Right.

Yeah. But it's, they're just, they both do something similar to smile. It looks like it's smiling. But it's still, it's, it's like, like, it's like, it's like, it's just more of, it's funny how they can almost communicate. Yeah. It is funny. Like, because my dog will be like, it'll be like 7 p.m. or something.

And it's like, that's the time for a cookie or whatever. And she'll, if she's not getting it, she'll be like, nah. She'll be in the middle of the room, like, demand. And it's like, it's so weird to see that because it's like, you're smart kind of. Yeah. But like, I think it picks up certain things. They've just evolved so next to us that they're just going to have similar behaviors to us.

Yeah, probably. Like when you say something confusing them and they look in there like, what the fuck? They do the confusion thing. Like, so I'm like, yeah, it's the shared traits. And then there are certain things that are, I guess, they're different like, like, like the, what are they, the Rottweilers or whatever where they sound like they're wanting to kill you, but it are actually like relaxed. They were in that shit.

Yeah. He's like, and you're like, yo, what is that? They spit up a crunched baby head. It's weird, man. They're only relaxed after they've completely mauled something. It's like the meme of like the German Sheper walk around. I was like, this dog can smell gay people. And the dog walks by and the guy, sniff them and they sits up and looks at him.

It's like, oh, he's. Bro, you ever seen those hunting dogs? What are they, the bloodhounds? What are they called? The pointers. I don't know what those are called. I don't know. My, my, fuck.

The neighbor's cat Ran up the tree Because they got a new dog They got one of those dogs Whatever And I've never seen that before And the dog went up to the tree And did the point you think

And I'm like What the fuck is this? I've never seen that in person That would fuck me up a little bit It was crazy because I was like Oh it's like cartoons or whatever Yeah And it does it

And I'm like bro How could That's like a feigning goat type situation Where like it's hard to believe Until you see it Right You know it's like Why would

What the fuck? That's very stupid, by the way. What a terrible? That's how you know evolution is stupid. Or like, you know, like that there's no design

to any of this? Yeah. There's no intelligent design. There's natural design. Natural design is dumb though. Natural design is just like, nature sucks. Things fall where they are.

Yes, they do. And then some things adapt and then some things just die out. Yeah. Some things. It's always bothers me of people like, back in the day, whenever there would be like a lot of religious arguments online.

It would always be like, well, we like, we're here. here to observe this place and how perfect it is for us. And even beyond the fact that it's clearly not perfect for us because the sun gives us cancer and all this extra stuff. Yep.

Like things would only be like we would only exist in the capacity to observe the world at all if it just so happened to be relatively good enough for us to evolve this long. Like if the world was like the argument is like usually like, oh, like if we were, if the world wasn't made for us. Like we would be sitting here being like, oh my God, the sky's fire. It's like, and like, you know, the air is barely breathable. It's like, no, we wouldn't be here at all. You wouldn't have been, we wouldn't have developed to this point.

Yeah. Yeah, it's only, it's only hospitable enough for us to be able to endure living here. That's all it is. Yeah. It's not meant for us, you know. We had to build. We're meant to exist on it. We had to build and do so many things to be able to actually survive.

And literally, we've damaged it for everything else. Yeah, so, like quite literally. Like, us existing probably beyond comfortable. Like, we can live comfortably without doing. with damages we do. Yeah. But for us to exist in the way we do now, we have to outwardly destroy the area of other things exist.

It's cool. It's insane. It's pretty epic. It's dumb. People are people, they're not thinking. It's whatever. It's fine.

They're not thinking. They're pastors being like, the world is perfect. Now give me little children. You know what I want to see? I want them on my cock. Next time I want to see, next time I see a sermon like that.

Yeah. I want somebody to just unleash a cassowary. into the function. What the fuck? What is that? What is that? I've ever heard a shoe bill stork the sounds? Is that a dinosaur?

I mean, just kidding. Yeah. That's not real. Just kidding. Dude, I've had conversations with my pastor about dinosaurs and the way they talk about dinosaurs and crazy. It's like, they're like, the world wasn't, the Lord created the world so much. I'm like, you're dumb and black. It's so interesting to me because, like, I grew up in such a weird, like, it's a very,

it was a very religious place, but like, we understood the Big Bang was. there. They had to like straddle this line of like, well it's a school. I think that's why. Well, no. It's a Catholic. Well,

even in the Catholic church that I went to, like, like, our Catholic church that that I went to was a very like kind of like a lot of, I guess people in like the South or whatever. Like they would consider it like neutered or something. Yeah. Because it really was unironically like, like we, I'm pretty sure like we had gay people go to our church, you know? Like it was like.

Yeah. And it was like. Yeah. And it was like. And gay people are crazy for doing that. It is kind of wild. That was the church. But like they were just like, yeah, just love your neighbor and whatever.

just don't be a dick kind of like it really was unironically that yeah it was it was one of the things were it was more of a community excuse i appreciated the people that were defying god's orders you know like oh we want a church we're gonna be you know god's great and everything like that and we're not going to follow all of his rules because his rules are actually very cruel yeah so we're gonna just like it's good it's good it's the point at that of course it's good to have to a person who's smart thinks that it's that's what happened to me i was like i believe in god but the bible can't all be real. It's generally good to have community and structure and like some kind of, you know, moral

framework. And I think that's really what it is. And it's just the easy. It's the easiest fast track to get there for a lot of people. So I think a lot of people who even might not believe in like the deeper stuff just kind of see those aspects. We could do something with this maybe. If we were smart on average, we would be able to be like, oh, we can have, we can have these communities in a sec. We can have secular communities.

You could like find that from like D&D. We're not, nobody's optimistic enough. No. Everybody's like, everybody's like, you're. Everybody's out to get me. We're not there yet. We're not, we're not, we're not, well, everybody is out to get. I don't know if we'll ever get there, to be honest.

I think I don't know if we'll ever get there. We won't. Remember that everyone is out to get you no matter what. Don't turn your back on, don't turn your back on anybody for a second. We need very isolated, uh, like say like Australia is a giant continent with like 20 million people. That's how you get there. You know what I mean? You have not that many people.

It's very spread out to where it's like, oh, we had a massacre with guns. No more guns. Everyone. Oh, we're increasingly more secular, one of the most secular fucking countries or places on earth. Because it's very little people. We're very spread apart. And it makes it like, you know, you can't control people as much to get you. I think the thing is that we need to have people that are like genuinely very much so willing to be radical in that sense.

The problem is that to engineer someone like that is the fucking feat. To be like, oh, this person understands like, create this guy to be the person that becomes president and does all the right things, but at the same time it's going to be like, how the fuck we're going to do this without someone interfering and fucking it up? Well, there's just, the only interference you need is just a lot of stupid people to do the bidding for you. And that's why this is such a hurdle to be, however many three million plus, 300 million plus people live in the United States. And you're like, all right, so many of them. I think it's 900 million now. Yeah, 900 million people in the United States,

800 million of them are retarded. How do you get over this holder? How do you get over this hurdle? It's a dire situation. I did get over this turtle where it's like you just get on the news. At the 50, I've learned about the family,

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which is America's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You can get caught red-handed lying about every single thing, and it doesn't matter. I was just listening to podcasts and they're like, oh, you know all those doomsday people that, like, oh, this date. And then it doesn't happen and they don't lose any congregation. It is crazy. Yeah. It's like, ah, we're an off day, I guess. I'm like, oh, well, that's it. That's it. That's it. They figured it out.

Whatever. We got to read these names. And then they have to get up and be like, I was lying about all that shit. I'm going to fuck everything over for you guys. Y'all all stupid. We got to read the names. I think we should just jack off publicly. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. We're going to read our $25. We're going to read our $25 now. Remember, you two can get your name right at the end of the show. And a lot of these are terrible names that I hate having to read. But it's what you pay for. So here we are. Patreon.

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on the third pew. She's looking mighty fine. Pew. Yeah. You know the church pews? Yeah, I just like that word. I like it. Pew?

Yeah, because it sounds like what a gun does. What was that the thing with the fingers? Here's the church. Here's a steeple. Open the door and here's the people. Do you remember how to do that? I think I know what you're saying. I don't know.

I don't remember specifically. your fingers. Here, I think it's like this. I think it's like this. I think it's like, it's like, like, like, say it. Say it again. I'm going to look it up and see like.

Here's the church. Here I pull my fingers. Here's the church. I don't do switch to Derek's camera. Yeah, I guess so. Oh, it was fine. I think it's like, here's the church. Here's the steeple.

When then you do this and they open. Oh, no, that's not right. So it's like this. I think it's, um, here's the church. Here's the steeple, open the door. Here's the people. I think it's like that. I just fucked my phone up.

It just shatters. Is it about rape? It just completely explodes. Is it about the people being raped by the church? Here's the church and here's the steeple. Open the door and see all the people. I see all the people. I was here's the people.

That doesn't even fucking. Here's the person going upstairs and here he is now saying his prayers. Nigga, I don't know that part. You don't have to say the N word, but like, I kind of have to. I never do that show of my body. I'm kidding. I never had my life. Bring me more children to sodomize.

That was like, you know what that reminds me of? Do you remember back in the day? Somebody said this recently. I saw this. on a TikTok and it took me back in time. Fucking, somebody's singing that

I believe I can fly. Yeah, and I've been shot by the FBI. All I wanted was a chicky- All I got it was a chicky-kling. But instead, I got some collard greens, onion rings. Dude, it's,

I do remember stuff. I do remember some parodies of that. It wasn't even a parent. It was just like people naturally can't. All right, you don't have to keep going. But like. I believe I can die. I believe I can fly.

I get shot by the FBI. All I want was a chicken wing, but instead I went to Burger King or something like that. It was just like these dumb fucking, but I remember like every, the fact that somebody on TikTok knew, like, there was like, that is old. That is old. Oh, you saw. I understand, but there was, there was never like, that was never like, that was never like on a TV show. And that was never like on a YouTube video that like YouTube wasn't around. So like how the fuck.

How did that happen? How did. Yeah. It's like a nursery rhyme somehow. It's inner, it's like inner. Pure word of mouth. Straight up PTP. Insane.

Pure to peer. Yeah. Anyway, we're going to read the name. That's back when like, yeah I bet somebody in the audience just had a fucking brain blast That's right back when nobody minded when I used to touch the children Yo, chill! Now they keep trying to get me in jail.

I like the little like fake laughs. Dude, that little ha thing, it's, uh, it's Southern Baptist churches. Southern, that's why you have that. Southern Baptist churches, there's nothing better. There's nothing better. When I'd have been my Southern family. The white pastors do it too. They weren't even fucking Baptists.

That's what really bothers me about that whole thing What the hell? What do you say? They never baptized anybody Most of them don't baptize shit I think my The first thing I saw was like In the holy water

There was a there was a A hose There was a hose And I'm like All right this is bullshit I'm like fucking I'm like seven years old I'm like this is fucking I mean all it takes

The water You wait That ain't holy No you gotta do is be like God God love water now And it's holy water That's what they say And I'm like

Nah you're not baptizing That filthy fucking You know Pond scum Like you're not, that's disgusting as tap water. At least get some fucking purified water. It's just a pool full of aquafina that they baptized people. If they did that, I would have been easier to hook in.

Probably. Anyway, we're going to read the names now. Yeah, please. Count me down, please. Three, more two, one. Cobiba. Bouncing on my lap. My mom's labor duration would agree.

It's huge. Blow that bitch Cindy's head smooth off. Smooth off. Smooth off. Smooth. Crazy. Jerry and the jerks. Blow that bitch's head.

Smooth off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do do do do do. Mnum. Barbage. I love that song, honestly. I love Lofspring, man. The darkest spider, uh, words.

I think the kids aren't right. It's one of the best fucking punk songs ever. It's a good one. Yeah. Really good fucking song. Uh, words that actually have no. rhymes one amongst.

Neil deGress Tyson's stopping time for the Mars bit. I'm the Elmer Fudd of sexual assault. Texas Red. Delta. Texas Red. Delta Gamma. Benny. Beni Yahoo and the Genocides.

That's crazy. Benny Yahoo and the Genocide. You like Barry King more than Wendy's? I do. I love him. Fucking. Yeah, Burry King is so much better. Dude.

Do you see what he said recently? Who? Oh, Benjamin. I actually didn't even see that podcast. He was like, this nigga was like, it wasn't on the podcast. But he was like, if we wanted to do a genocide, we would have done it in a day. We would have done it in an afternoon. Yeah.

And so, first of all, insane thing to say. Second of all, yeah, that's how you get away with doing it is not doing it in the obvious most bloodthirsty, most indefensible, obvious way. Like, anything. If you're a thief, you don't just bulldo someone's house and then start robbing shit. You go. Yeah, you don't like make eye contact with somebody reach into their pockets and steal it. You do it's fucking subversibly In a way that gives you plausible deniability

Like the idea that even went to that Defense is insane You know what it feels like it feels like it was a bet I bet I can say this I bet I could say this and get away with it Yes yes I feel like I deeply feel that I bet you can

I'll give you one I'll give you $5 If you say that on TV And nobody gives you any shit for it Wow $5 dollars That's a lot of money That's amazing That's great

I can use another $5 dollars I could read it Everybody could always use another five dollars. No, chill y'all. We're fucking around. Getting too close. You said that that convinced me that there was a dog somehow at your feet. You guys getting too close.

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That's like no one cares about that anymore Sure yeah If you're eating ass you're diabolical Not really Because it's kind of like Anything else If you if you wash up You're fine

Because like literally like Kind of like even like Eat in genitals If you're if it's dirty That's gross But if it's washed up It's fine It's literally anything else

It's really anything else it's all psychological so yeah it's like that because there's the feet feet in particular feet is one of those things

though when you look at it I just you know that's to me that's very niche because people most people like butts

they see butt cheeks and like that's cool whether you're gay straight doesn't matter you're gay the feet thing very yeah that's niche one

that's the one that like even me I'm like well I don't see why it makes you hard, but okay. If you must. I ain't judging.

I actually, I want to hype up Jojo to start selling some feet picks because it's a lot of money. Motherfuckers make money off of feet. And I'm like, bro. I made way more than I should have. My feet are, I just feel like I can't even imagine people like because my, I'm flat footed almost and my feet are wide as shit. And I'm like, I don't think I have feet that are desirable.

People are fucking snow shoes. if there's like fucking bowling shoes if there's somebody into flat wide feet holl at your boy well the thing is too it's like these are the people that like do you want to interact with these people well that's the other thing no but if they give me a significant amount of money

I don't sure yeah you know what I mean I just think like why that somebody offered me $500 for underwear and I was like I would have done it that's a switch I would have I would have done it no I've never got it any weird offers, except for the thigh stuff.

But like, I already said I was going to do that, but I've just never felt, I got bite this morphine, man, it's shame. I'm like, oh, it's not good enough. Yeah, yeah. I'm gross. Why do, uh, anyway, you sir, guildmaster, let's move on. Beatles, Beatleist, Beatle girl, call Moriota, call him already, Captain America, into the Captain America verse.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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souls to everyone still waiting for Silk Song. Well, well, bad timing, brother. Silk Song is out and assume basically. September 4th. I can't believe it's just coming out in two weeks. They were just like, they vanished for seven years and then they were like, two weeks. They said it was like, oh, we just kind of working on it still. That's why we didn't release it. And it's like, that's not a good enough excuse. I mean, you know what? The truth. I, I respect it. I respected because they were just like, you know what? We're a small team. We made a

shit ton of money off of the other game. We could take our time with this. No shareholders were breathing on our next to get it out. We kept adding shit to the game because we thought it was fun and we could be the dick, we could do the dick thing and announce a release date for like several months from now, but actually you know what? We're at a point now where it's

yeah, it's pretty much done so you can play it in like a week. Literally the only thing people are asking for was just fucking tell them what's going on. I think they said they didn't do it because all they could say was that we're still working on the game. That's fine. That's not like, but hey guys, we're just popping in and we're letting you know like what we've been up to.

Honestly, to me there's no good excuse. I see what you're saying, but I think it did help them to not say anything because now there's like a mystique around the game that there wouldn't have been otherwise. I think a lot. I think what it did the same thing that happened to attack on Titan where it, there was so much more hype for it. And then when it finally started getting the ball rolling again, people just were already kind of like, yeah, this was cool, but I kind of the hype.

I think they would have run the risk of doing that if they, if they came back and said it's out in like five months or something like that. But the fact that they came out and they were like, hey guys, it's out in two weeks. I think a lot of that kind of is like, oh, well, I don't really care. I just don't see that. I definitely did heavy lifting for it. Like it coming out so soon definitely did shit to help the perspective of it. The problem is that it's, it's not going to live up to the hype.

It took a lot of people. A lot of people probably don't care anymore. That's what I lot. That's literally, no. Some people don't care anymore. Just look at what people are saying. Look at it like, say, Joe is one of the biggest fucking fans. And just even, yeah, absolutely.

She's got fucking that dumb beetle I bought it for her. But like she's got all this memorabilia. She's got all this stuff. And so it's like. Chastising her for something that you did. Yeah, I know, right? But like, it's just one of those things where you can tell like, oh, she's excited, but also she would have been much more excited years ago. I'm saying the same thing happened with attack on Titan where it was just unfortunate.

It took so fucking long. I mean, it also was ass. And like, even if it wasn't, though, so many people were already gone from it because it was like the excitement was. Man, I remember I couldn't go anywhere without seeing a dumb survey core fucking hoodie. You know what's even crazy? You remember that shit? In the manga, the show skips the most important part of the manga. Well, it's, I mean, it's...

It skips the whole part where Aaron gets radicalized. That whole shit is not there. It just comes back and he's like, we should destroy it. Well, because he was just, he was over there. And it's like, I got radicalized being over here. What's up? And it's like that shit happens. It isn't just...

It's fine. I didn't need it. I don't... That's the best part of the show. I think the ending of the time time is awful. Like, it's truly. a bad ending, but I think... I think it's whatever. It's... I didn't hate it. I didn't hate it like a lot

of people. I just... I think it was... It just was... To me, this is if you take this long to do shit, this is exactly how it's gonna end up. It's not like fucking like whatever, whatever winds of winter is gonna be, it's not gonna be what people want. Yeah, absolutely. It's just like, it's not gonna be. It's not gonna be. But that's not gonna be what... That's why I think the quick release is like smart because it does kind of undercut the weight. It does a little bit of... It still helps, but it's not going to...

I'm more interested in it now than I... I'm more interested personally now that it's out immediately. But you're not the fan base though. No, but that's what I'm saying. Like, if they had kept doing it and if they would be like, all right, it's coming out in a year and then it's like...

And then it was just here, I probably... I don't think I would care as much. But now that they're doing basically a shadow drop, it's like, oh, this is kind of interesting. I think the problem is that thing. You probably want to cater to your fan base more than the person that might casually pick it up and then never fucking care about it again. You're right, but the fan base really only cares

if the game is good. And that team is small. They've, they've already made mountains more money than they can ever really need. Right. So like they're, I understand what you're saying. They're set. Instead of doing what they did, they should have shown us their set. They didn't show us anything. Anything all those years. I'm still going to play the game. I love Halloween. Yeah. They didn't show us anything for seven years. I think you're not going to care if the game is good when I'll play the game I can't disagree more man I feel like people

It's like when people forget How they got to the dance in the first place It's soon as one of the most disrespectful things I'm like all right yeah you're an artist I get it How the fuck did you get here by all these people supporting you And then now you're just going to turn your back on them by not giving a fuck Well Like to me it's one of the most disrespectful things you can do

Well here's the lens that I look at it from right I think about Halo 2 and Halo 3 right Halo 2 ended on like a cliffhanger that was like a borderline insult To a lot of the people at the time time because it was just like damn i have to wait three years to see this game's not even fucking finished it doesn't have an ending it's insane now people don't think about that because you could play all of them in a row and and we're so far removed from like the that period of oh yeah absolutely time time time time time i think that i'll be i'm be honest though i think that was

pretty normal for games around that time that's just how they were made well like god war two one of the biggest cliffhangers of all time i mean all these titans climbing up the fucking mountain olympus and then we had to wait years to finally experience that A long time, actually, particularly for God of Word 3. Right, but to... Hale 2 specifically was like, I get what you're saying. Because there's cliffhanger endings. Is that more of a bigger cliffhanger than HALA 2?

The final fight, literally... Halo 2 is the biggest cliffhanger probably in history. You think so? I don't think it is. For video games? Because everybody was furious. I don't... Everybody.

It was the one mark that everybody was talking about in the reviews. It doesn't fucking end. It leads up to... You don't even end the chief... You don't end the game as chief because that level got cut because they couldn't finish it in time. So you just end as the arbiter and then like nothing happens really. He just sneaks on a ship and then he goes like, sir, finishing this fight.

And then it ends the egregiousness of it. I think it's definitely a crazy. I've never heard anybody complain about the God of War. This is kind of like how I don't think you, you weren't listening. I think there's being in spirit. Maybe. You weren't listening because like there's, I can't imagine. But nobody thinks about that now.

If I even saw, yeah, we, we, it was fucking retarded, dude. Trust me. It was, I think, I think you guys are arguing some spheres. It's just more of a like, if they ended it, I would have rather them had to end it before they showed that part. Like, because it was so like literally they're climbing up to fuck each other up and then it ends. Like, bro, I don't what? Right before. It was kind of like they did the same thing for Mass Effect 2 except for the Reapers were still on the way.

It wasn't like they were there. Imagine if they were there, they landed on Earth and then it ended it. You'd be like, what the fuck? What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, it felt like that. Sure, sure, sure. We don't need to compare it.

I guess what I'm saying is like the narrative of, you're saying that they, for people don't talk about it anymore. Like people, these types of stories don't really, they only matter if the game turns out fucked. Like, dook them forever or something. Like that game is,

that game's story is centered around the fact that it took, it took like 13 years to build this thing that was ultimately mediocre. Yeah. I think as long as Hollenite is a guy about it. I think it'll be fine and people will forget. I agree. I just think that,

the the goodwill has been burnt and so it's like oh we're gonna make another game they're like I think it's just kind of how it's it's the burnt I used attack on Titan as an example people were burnt the fuck even if attack on Titan came back with a roaring vengeance but that's good but I'm fucking burnt out dude like there's so much media

there's so much shit coming out all the time that it's like you taking so fucking long the only people who can really do that seems to be a fucking grab the photo yeah with Rockstar yeah they seem to be the only ones that can really do it. Yeah.

Because even with people being upset that has been delayed, I didn't, I'm not a soul like, I ain't playing this shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well,

I do think, because Hallinites only had one game, they could, they very well could establish themselves as the type of studio that could do that. Like, we don't know what, what that next game's going to be.

That's fair. I personally, I personally doubt that, because I, look, I liked Tala and I thought it was fine. I didn't play it that deeply. I kind of fell off of it kind of quick.

It didn't grab me. Gotcha. But, so I'm not really in the audience. But, you know, we'll see. I'm being cynical. I actually, it would be a pleasant surprise if they were like, everything turned out great. You know what's too?

It's like they're doing a lot of shit that like would be red flags for other people. Because they would just be like, we're not going to do reviews. Just fucking play it. Which like, if anybody else did that, you're like, oh shit, this is going to suck. That's either a show of incredible confidence or you don't want nobody. I mean, their last game was a great, like, last. scheme such a good game. I don't, I can't understand. It's got to be very good in the way that they handle it. And maybe it is, maybe they're that confident. I'm intrigued by, maybe they're like,

oh, this fucking rules. I'm, I'm intrigued by, I can't imagine them having to do much to make it better because it's a great game. I'm intrigued by the fact that they just kept at the, the reason it took so long is that they just kept having ideas to add shit to the game. Uh-huh. That intrigues me because that, that that's like a level of freedom that they have. That a lot of the CSM for. So I'm curious. I hope they is fucking boring. Yeah, that would be crazy, right? I thought the first one was kind of boring. Really? Yeah, the beginning of that game is kind of slow.

I guess. I can't, I don't... It's one of the slowest starts to any Metroidmania that I've ever played for sure. Really? Like, easily. As getting to the 50, yeah had learned some things,

like the value of the family, the importance of the job, and that the 99% of the people of more of 50, yeah they're the virus that cause a Culebrilla. Although not all the persons in risk the I'm

I see. The eruption dolorosa with ampollos during that even the more simple are all a

real realtor. Not learn about the Culebrilla to the way to talk about your doctor or

pharmaceutical patrocino for GSK. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan

Morgan. I'm an attorney and a manager at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's

largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

I think they all start around the same pace. I don't think you, how many do you play? I played all of the famous ones. I played all of the famous ones. He played every... He played every... He said like the Axiom Verge games. I played those too.

Did you play guacamalee? Yeah. Gwakele is way fast. I played one into it. Gagamele is great. I love guacamayette. I think it was cool. It's way faster than...

I think it's just the set looks more dreary, so it doesn't seem as... I think the only problem I have... That very well might be true, but that still ultimately results in the experience of what I'm talking about. I think the only problem with Hollow Night, like, genuinely is that there's not a direct marker of where you are on the map exactly.

If that was in the game, the game would be no problem with it. I don't know. Now that, well, now that it's out in two weeks, I think I might, I'm going to wrap up Mafia and then I might just, because I know I have Hollenight somewhere. I might have it on Switch, though, which sucks. I don't want to play anything on my Switching.

But, yeah. Oh, yeah, the regular stuff, that's probably rough. Well, Hollandai will be fine. She just don't like using the- Joe plays on. It seems fine. The Switch is just, I just hate using it. Yeah, the controller sucks. She's a mouse and I'm surprised she's playing it on Switch.

Yeah. She's, she's... I cannot go back to fucking mouse and have a controller for anything other than what I have to play on controller. Yeah. Because M&K is hilariously different. I like to relax. I cannot sit back.

Like I like to be in my computer chair and I kick my feet up and with my controller in my fucking lap. I can't do this. I'm like this. I don't feel so fucking disgusting. I do not feel relaxed like this. I only can play MNK. Like I play MNK shooting games.

I don't know how to play an MNK game where I'm relaxing anymore. You can't have that ability anymore. You can't. But like I play BG3 on MNK and like that game is like. Like, not exactly the most stressful game unless you're at really stressful moments in combat. But for the most part, it's more of an explorative game. So I'm kind of like not tripping about where I'm doing things. That one's a little, it's complicated for me because I still like to play with the controller so I can chill.

But it's... Navigating with the controller feels probably wild. The wheel and cycling through the wheels is a little rough. I will say that. Well, that's a PC game for sure. Yeah. But like I play... Generally speaking, like, I just, I don't know, man.

Because I played card on, I recently started playing a little bit of card on what you call on. M and K. I don't know how. I don't know how people on mouse and keyboard aren't divine. Because I am a fiend in that game on fucking on mouse and keyboard. Well, aren't they using like the best players

are fucking amazing? Oh, yeah, but like I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm seeing other people playing. I'm like, how are you guys not? How am I doing great in this lobby? Because I don't play these games on fucking. Well, maybe those people you're playing with

they're playing on fucking, uh, Oh, is there plus platform? I didn't know those cross platform. I don't know. You can, you can activate it. Oh, I know it's cross platform. But even if it's not. cross platform it's just you can be playing on PC and then you plug in your fucking your

control that is also true that's what I typically play on moving moving around that's how I play everything really around is a little odd at first because I'm in case but then once you get it you're like oh this is just better because I can I can slide back and look forward the whole time doing that you know what it is for me easily and that's a fucking game changer I don't feel like it's never been difficult for me to do mouse and key like a like I don't feel like I'm so I'm not so used especially in shooters man for me I'm just like I'm not computing pulling a trigger. Yeah.

What is going, like, I'm not pulling a trigger. It's so, I won't say that. I can, I'm way better at aiming. Like,

it's, yeah, it's a joke. It's very, you know, but like I know you've gotten so good at flicking and being really good at the stick.

Well, the thing to me is that like, aiming is so easy on mouse and keyboard that it trivializes aiming. Like, it's not actually a game anymore. It's just kind of like,

it's a little boring. You don't have to, it's actually less of a simulation of actually, playing a game in somewhere or less of an yeah because like you're not going to aim you can't aim a gun as well as you can point a mouse

but you could probably aim a gun as well as you could aim a stick I I think the fact that you need to use both the analog stick like the motion I have from using the simply moving the mouse feels so much better than having

to in tandem use the control and the analogics I see what you're saying the thing but honestly they feel more comfortable They just feel more comfortable in my hand, but that's the point. They're meant for that. To me, it's the balance where it's just like I feel like I'm gaining too much in precision and I'm losing too much in movement or like every other aspect.

Like my aiming is great, but like using a DDR pad, what is essentially a fucking DDR pad for everything else is truly disgusting. Whereas like, I'll gladly sacrifice some precision in aiming if I can gain some precision in movement. That's how I feel that. Because it's it's balanced in that way. I can trounce people on. I've done it many times. I see, yeah.

I've gotten pretty good at it. I remember a Halo 2. I remember when I used to do the Halo 2 lobbies when they allowed for that. I don't know why that it's crazy to me. That is the dumbest update I've seen in a video game ever. They used to have the ability. Open lobbies. They used to have the ability on the Master of Collection to have it so like invite only,

friends only and then open so that people could just join you if you wanted. They got rid of open for some reason. So like I can't host those. Too many hard hours or something. I don't know. It's very, very. Very stupid. But it was,

dude, those streams were hilarious. They were fun. But I remember doing a thing where it's like, everybody was like doubt, they were just like, you can't aim on control.

It was like, I, there's a skull that you can activate in that game where you can just turn aim assist off. And I just did it. I was fucking people up. It's ridiculous. Because it's all about like,

you know, you gotta know how to make up for the lack of precision. And if you know how to do that, then you're fucking golden. I think most shooting game, well, not the, not the,

not the, I call them. They really only counter strike and stuff like that like you can't. Like I call Harden Shooting games Are like the ones that are like Just a step above Call of Duty So like

Counter Strike Battlefield, Counterstrike Well Battlefield and Call Duty are kind of the same Really? I guess But like those kind of shooting games Those kind of shooting games That feels better

Like Are like where you have to like It's just about your aim Those are just aiming base games It's not about your positioning Counterstrike is an aiming base game Like it's Well positioning matters

But it's more about how good you can aim Opposed the games like Destiny and Halo It's map awareness And understanding physics of the map That Battlefield's in between there, I think. A lot into it.

When I'm playing, like, I can aim now. I don't need to worry about me knowing the map hyper well. Someone turns a corner. And if they're not looking at me to turn that corner, their head is gone. That is what it turns into. But that's what I mean. You know less of the game because it trivializes it. I agree.

I guess. I guess. I understand the reason why people play. You don't need to know the map layout because it's not important to you. I could just click. I click the heads. And if I dies because I didn't see them. Yeah, it's all it is.

It's never like, oh, I'm dying because like... If I was doing PVP, I would do Mouski. I just don't fucking... I don't fuck with people anymore because especially I'm so far behind and I don't want to catch up. You can... It's not as hard as you think. I hadn't played tech in six. Sorry, I hadn't played Texan since six.

And then when I went over to Nikki and Jordans and I was sampling eight, there was the updated... Because I didn't even play seven. Like, I would... I just played Akuma and then I fucked off because I just wanted to try Akuma. But, so I tried eight and then there was... I didn't know what was happening because they put some new stuff in the game. Then I was like, it was like a different fighting style or something.

I didn't understand what was fucking happening. It was like, I didn't get it. And I was like, I'm not, I don't want to catch up. And I quit against Jordan. And that's like, I was just like, oh,

I was Brian Fury is my favorite guy. I know his move set like by heart. And then when I first started off, it wasn't doing the movesets. And I was like, what did they do? I'm scared. I just was like,

I'm done. I'm like, I'm not going to catch up. Well, speaking of Streetfighters, is the next name. Yes. Oh my god. Yes. Jury and Lune. Give me those grippers. Oh yeah. Yeah. They are feet women. Did not like that Lone's feet was out the whole time. Chris, Chris is a cutie. Do you fuck with T girls? Uh, I don't know.

Wait, what, Chris is a loony? Chris is a cutie. Do you fuck with T girls? Do you fuck with T girls? I don't know. My gut says probably not. I haven't yet. I think you would be, I think you would be scared when it comes to the final, the final count. Yeah. I think I can't really. I could, I would be fine up until that came. into play, really. Post-operation. They have the gender, what is it called? The reassigned, no. No, no, not. Affirming. Affirming. The gender affirming. So now it's all pussyed up, you know, it's all whatever they do. I guess.

At that point. Well, if it's, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I actually have nothing to go on. I really don't know. I don't even think I've even seen what that looks like. That's the, that's why I was like, I don't have anything. So I don't, I don't know. So let's just say if, so sake of argument me didn't know. But she says, I, I just want to let you know.

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What? I was trying to do the That's what I would say What? What I didn't hear you sorry Are you into trans people Probably maybe I don't know

I couldn't I can't say that I can't imagine that necessarily, but I just think that ultimately like that, I think the dick would be a problem. Yeah, knowing that even if it's not there anymore, you think that it was there before might bother you. I think it just might confuse me. I just don't know how I would feel about it.

And also like, there's also something like if it's surgery, I'm like, I don't know, I'm going to break something. You know, like, I don't know, like how well, you're just in your head. Like how well, how well built is this? I'm sure you ain't fucking after, oh, hey, I just had surgery. No, but I think he's in there fucking fucking dokey Kong

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Some of them are just explosive damage. Damn. I have a good idea. There's ghetto fights is one of my favorite fucking combinations. Guido fights two specifically. I'm going to chop it up, run it through that filter. What is that filter? I don't even think I've like,

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It took me a minute to find it, but I know what it is. It doesn't make everything funny. Or even though it is just, it is really, it is jingling keys. It is. You know?

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Oh, Bisselike. That sucks. That sucks. Oh my God, I saw a naked gun. Oh, yeah. He was like, you shot him, literally hundreds of people.

He was white. Ah, your brother's this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like that. Yeah, the gun. The gun, the gun, the gun scene. I don't remember. Oh, when he ate the gun.

Oh, yeah. Dude, that scene killed. That's at the very beginning. It's a funny movie, dude. It was like, yo, that. I think it was more jokes per minute than the previous ones, actually. Probably.

Probably. It was a lot of jokes. You might be right, yeah. It was a lot of jokes. Dude, I'm telling you, the windshield one. With the bees and the balloon and then they were crossing the street with a windshield. It fucking killed me. I was like, that is so dumb to get re-sealed.

Even if you get resealed, it was fucking great. It's fun. It's a fun movie. I'm glad they made it. Yeah. It was, so you went in the theater? How many people were there? A lot.

It was going to be full. Yeah. Mine was full. too. It's weird, right? Being in a theater where like people are laughing. Yeah, like that. That's like a weird like very novel experience. Laughing constantly. There was the B. It was also funny seeing some of them, some of the nuances the people didn't catch. Like I'm laughing and then people are all. I was like, oh, these people are dumb. Yeah. These people suck. Like the black guys piece say, yeah, let's get retarded in here. That's actually, yeah, that was actually one. And then he walks off and then he comes back the other way. When he comes back the other way was, that was good. The funny. The funniest part in that movie is the part, the fact that the fact that. the guy, the villain was not getting the joke some of the times too. So I was like, oh yeah, I would.

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I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm done. Yeah, that's kind of thing. I'm curious to see like how. Also, Ghost is coming out soon too. I might get on PlayStation just because I think it would be interesting to platinum gears. You have the platinum trophy in gears.

Oh, yeah, actually. Sounds kind of interesting. Isn't ghosts coming out too? Isn't it like really soon? Yeah. But I kind of don't care. I'm going to play it. I'm interesting.

There's new weapons. I'm going to fucking try that shit out. Yeah. I don't know how I feel. No, she has a fucking, what's about? She has a nagina. It's a sword that's like 2% short.

She has a nagina. She's gonna have two swords. Oh, she got a Nubunaga. She's got a Nubu Naga. I don't know. He's hitting him with a man. She's all the same shit. She has nobunaga.

It's like fucking Kukukakia. I don't know what any of the shit is. By that time? She's got a second row. He might even been born yet. The, I'm going to play. I'm interested.

Like, we're going to play it because our show is PlayStation so like we have to but like I kind of I don't know if I'm all that interested in it I like Gosa Shishima but I didn't need more of it

is kind of how I felt about it it is your you're misogynous yes you're right yeah I'll try it out that is that is purely that it had to be uh Mr. Shishima

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like Lily's dad. I think it's so funny. His name is, John Ghost Sushima. Yeah. The idea of being a white-ass man. They are doing the, the Legends Bone again,

which is interesting. The Legends' bone? Yeah, the online one. They're doing it again. Oh, they're doing it again. But they're not coming out of 20206. So that's kind of my thing. Oh, that's a while.

So that's my thing is like, I might just wait for that, honestly. There's no point of me not getting it. any reason to play my PS5 anyway I don't really use a bunch No no do it

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I've been using that to like, dumbnail it up. I haven't been using any AI shit. I haven't used any AI shit lately. That's a lot all. This one just has like an enhanced field feature that it's actually pretty good at restoring old shit

that's kind of been fucked to the internet like I have some Myspace era stuff that looks like ass because it was like this tiny technically because now it gives you know our screens were so much smaller it looks bigger now that on my screen it's like and if I want to look at it it looks like ass you don't I've been using

well it repress the porn probably yes but you don't want that though it's not good um you um you know I've been using chat GPD for like I I found like kind of a weird way to use it. I was like, I have all these songs that I wrote.

And I was like, I wonder what Chachybeth thinks these songs are about. Oh, interesting. So I asked it to like interpret what this, what these are. And it's actually kind of spot on. That's, which is upsetting. Interesting. I don't know if that, but then I think it's like, is that because it's too obvious? Should I like make it?

You know what I mean? Oh, no. I think there's a sweet spot is, this is my complete. By the way, I want to be clear. I'm not like using it to write lyrics. I think it's lame and gay. You already have lyrics. Yeah.

And then, no, I, I, there's a sweet spot. spot that I love that like say the Black Diamond Murder has a song called I Will Return If you read the lyrics they're still Kind of vague but just Not enough It's about a Walt Disney It's about Walt Disney

The conspiracy theory about it's cry genetically frozen Right So it's brilliant It's one of my favorite fucking written songs Because it's just vague enough You know it's just Then they have some other ones that's too obvious Like oh it's called Vlad

Son of the Dragon And it's like oh it's fucking Dracula It's in the title and then, you know, it's all right, well, this is a cool song, but also I like the vague, just enough. Yeah, I don't like it to be too obvious. Yeah. I like, there's a sweet spot that I love because I hate when it's too vague, like Slipknot. Most of their songs, you can't figure out what the fuck they're about.

It's too vague. So I'm like, what is this? What is this? It's pissing me off. What did you do? Speaking of songs and what they're about. So I don't know how long ago this wasn't necessarily. I came across it recently.

I guess like the, the White House. or like some government agency bragging about the deportations was playing closing time over like a montage of people getting kicked out of the country like closing time and then the band came out and they were like hey we didn't authorize that it's a that's if they listen to the lyrics they would know

and then I think they clarified that that song is about fatherhood suck my dick yeah like what are you talking about no it's not I know who I want to take me home. It's a bar song. I know who I want to take me. So you want your dad to take you?

What does that mean? I don't know. It's like, I think the idea is just like, the excuse, the description was so stupid. It was like, this is the perspective of like coming into fatherhood from the perspective of a, of a bar keep or something. It's like, shut up. No. What are you talking about?

That's gay. Yeah, it's stupid. You know, it's a good song like with arms wide open by Creed. Yeah. It's a song about actual father. hood. And it's like, but it's not 100% obvious, but it's obvious enough. I think like, song like that, like that medium right there is great, you know. Well, I just heard the news today, it seems

my life is going to change. I close my eyes, begin to praying, tears of joy. Also, I'm a daddy. Without, North Island's right open. Welcome to this place. I'll show you everything. It's like, okay. Can I mention I'm a father? Yeah. I'm a fucking father. I think that's, I don't care. I just don't care about. I'm going to shoot my son. Because I listen to like fucking disco and shit like that. And it's just, it's just what I feel like naming a song sometimes is like the hardest part. Yeah, sometimes I think the lyrics just don't have a good name in it. And so you have to like, you think about like, oh, maybe I, it always, it, I should say that.

I shouldn't say it always bothers me. But it does bother me sometimes when I see a song and the name isn't in the song, you know. Oh, you should do, you should do a really like it. Like I notice it. I write sins, not tragedies. Right. Like, what do you say? I write sins, but not tragedies.

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it's me dark I think for hip hop songs in particular the songs always the lyrics are usually often into like the song because they have to rhyme it

so it's like like the title was always in the A lot of times, traditionally, it's more... Well, I mean, that's traditionally true generally. Yeah. Most songs are, most songs have... Yeah, I agree.

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People that are listening right now Go go read the lyrics of the song Left Behind by Slip Nine Tell me what the fuck that song's about Yeah You're gonna be like I He's just saying smart stuff

But it doesn't seem to make sense Yeah And there's some songs that I don't know What they're about I love it There's a lot. I mean, I like the songs. I just, I get annoyed when I don't know what it's about and have to wait for them to explain. Right.

Like, there's a rising against song called Torches that like, I don't know what the fuck it's about. But like there's like a line at the end that's just a poem and it's just like, this is sick. Oh, it's like Ernest Hemingway or something. Yeah, I don't know. It's like angels dancing and feathers float. Something like something crazy. It's weird. It's like, it's good imagery, but I was just like, I don't know what the fuck you're, I don't know what you're talking about.

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He's fucking dead, too, you know. I had Paulie raped by that robot until he died. I forgot about the robot. That was such a, Rocky Four is such an 80s movie. It is, yeah. It's a stupid robot. It just becomes short circuit. It's fucking insane that that's real.

That scene is crazy. I thought that was a joke. Because it's a tonal shift too. Yeah. I thought he was going to knock it out or something. I thought he was going to like end it. It's like throwing an Ewok into Schindler's list. I kind of want to see that.

Like in the crowd? He's like an Easter egg. You might miss him. Like they never address him or another, but he's like... Liam Neeson's like, this EWalk was taken. Flash is 40 years in the future. Somebody smooth changing they all go crazy. That's crazy.

What are you saying? Go, go, go, go, go. It is hilarious in retrospect that, like, Liam Neeson was in the naked gun and Shindler's list. And Chinler's list. Yeah, what a contrast. What a wild. Like, in the 90s, because that was when the naked gun was happening. So, like, imagine being in the 90s to be like, Oscar Schindler, I think, is going to take this role.

Yeah. Don't everyone would have been like, no? No, like, not that guy. You stupid? I think once he played Quigon Gin, everything was like open. He's like, oh, he's, he's, he's, he can do anything. That's his most famous role, unfortunately. I'm sure he's fine.

I can't be as opposed. Well, I think it is. I think it is. By sure numbers. Yeah, I guess so. To deny that, it's pretty. By eyes, I guess. Not to mention how awesome, how important of a character Quigon is to that universe, too.

Richard Taken might be a point there, though. Richard Taken is close second. Yeah, Dick Taken. Dick Taken is really important. Dick Taken is really important. That worked out perfectly. There you go. Dick taken.

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