The Snark Tank - #352: Is He Cooked?

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

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Oh. Welcome to the Star Teg podcast, everybody. It is me, Chris. It is him, Sweeney. Was that a hate symbol? I don't think so. What was that? What happened?

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You know what it is. We've got some, it's been a juicy week, actually. Yeah. From everything not happening, a few things just happen. Yeah. Which is kind of the universe

works. Ebs and flows, you know. Yeah. Yeah. What do we want to start with? I feel like, uh, there's a,

there's a few, but there's one, there's one that's kind of like insane. It doesn't really make sense. Do you, do you have something? Yeah. But I think you probably,

you already probably know about it. The Rampage Jackson's Sun thing. Oh yeah. I don't want to start with that. I want to start with that. I don't want to start with that. I don't want to start with, uh,

let's get the elephant in the room, especially because, uh, uh, there's a post about it. You posted about it on, uh, Instagram. Oh, yeah. That's right. Is our commander-in-chief fucking dying? Oh, he's clearly dying.

The makeup blotches. Do you see his hand without the makeup blotches? He looks like a fucking drowger. Yeah. I guess how badly is he dying is really the question, because everyone's technically dying, especially when you're old. Sure, right? It's just like various degrees. As a fat, like almost 80-year-old or however old he is, how bad is it? And there's some people speculating that it's pretty bad. but I'm just you know you're tempering your expectations 100,000 which is fair you know why why why I just wanted

I remember hearing that Dick Cheney was gonna like I was fucked and then it gave him a fake heart and I was like oh cool oh right right right he's a fucking fake heart he's still bumbling around right zombie

he's still bumbling around I think he's still alive he has no pulse isn't that crazy and I was just like oh okay so that that that is the one thing that made me feel like, oh, God damn it. However, I feel like Trump's too stubborn to take a zombie heart. You know what I'm saying?

Or even a donor heart. Right. I think he's like, nope. Oh, I'm going to have to be on all these medications and do all this. No, fuck, no. What if I get a liberal's heart? What if? Because I've heard the neurons, this is complete anecdotal bullshit.

But I've heard, like, this one guy that got a donor, the same Cici Fletcher. And he got a donor from an Asian woman. And he was like, the neurons in the heart. Because neurons, you know, you got neurons, how many trillions, however many in your brain, I don't know, don't quote me. And then there's some in your heart, not nearly as much. But he was saying, like, I started dreaming. His eyes were starting to change?

Yeah, he was like, I'm C.T. Fletcher. And I feel Chinese now. I didn't even understand that. I didn't even understand that for a while. I was like, what do you mean? This eyes would change. I was what are you talking about? I want to do kung fu all of a sudden instead of lifting weights.

Like he gets a new heart and then he becomes nicer. Like, yeah, he gets a sensible person's heart. That's so spider. And he's like, you know what? I kind of don't want gulags anymore. I kind of, I kind of don't want brown people to suffer. Did you see him like talking about like how I want,

I'm trying to get into heaven or whatever? It's weird shit for him to say. What was that? It's also weird shit for him to say considering like the bar that he gave himself was like, if I save 7,000 people a day, then I might get into heaven. You know what I? Which is wild. Someone told them that.

There's no way you come to that conclusion on your own. Well, some pastor was like, hey, oh, what do you got? Well, I was just going to say,

like, it's, it's just wild that, like, imagine being such a bad person and being aware that you're such a bad person, that you, that you feel that seven thousand people a day is enough.

Might get you into heaven. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, to have that own reflection of yourself. Yeah. To be like,

it's going to take me seven thousand people saved. daily for as much time as I have left. Yeah. To maybe get into heaven. Maybe. That's what he thinks of himself. Yeah. I mean, crazy. If you're, you know, you're facing your own mortality. You start thinking of all the horrible things you've done.

You're scared because Trump was 100% secular. He was not a religious person. Oh, yeah. He started running. Right. So he started running. Now he's like, oh, you started, what was he with the Bible? What street was he on? He was on a street like holding the fucking Bible. He was on Abby Road or something?

He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was on Abby Road fucking, for whatever reason. Hocking Bibles to the British? Yeah, he's like, you guys need more Trump Bibles in your life. Yeah. You need these Chinese Bibles sold these fucking Americans. Is he Gavin Newsom pretending to sell Bibles or whatever? I didn't see that. I like what he's doing.

He sucks, but I might as well. Yeah, like, again, he's, it's, I hate that you even have to say that. It's because it's like, yeah, we, yeah, of course he sucks. But, you know, there are certain people, you know, you would see the comments. Dude, there's no media literacy anymore, man. None. It's, it's, it's, it is actually, like, staggering how bad it is. Like, it's, it's been pretty bad for, like, probably as long as we've been alive, actually.

But it's different. It is, yeah, it is different. There's, like, an event horizon that you cross at a certain point where it's just like, yeah. It's kind of the same thing with, like, almost, um, I blame, I blame the internet. Of course. Well, there's nothing else. Of course. I simply believe it.

And people like not absorb right, reading things themselves. Like the idea of like how many times I go on like, I don't know it's because of the fact that I've like, I read fantasy shit and I read comics. Hearing people talk about stuff that like you didn't read that. You watch someone explain that. Yes. You never read that. Yes. Because they're just ill-informed the wrong way.

They're like, yeah, this happened. And it's like, well, that's not what happened. They don't have their own opinions. That is someone else telling you that. They're waiting for somebody to tell them something. And that's why they do that fucking false dichotomy of. Oh, if you say something nice, like you say something nice about Gavin Newsom, that means you must like him. Right.

Yeah. And I'm like, what the, when did this happen? Oh, because these fucking grifters tell them this shit. It's equating. They tell them this shit all the time. And I'm like, it's equating. You can't come to that conclusion on your own. It's like, it's not normal.

Yeah. Is it the same thing where it's like, whenever you see people do any of those dumb fucking, the stupidest debate, the fucking Kirk debates, the target is like, what can a white man do the black man can't do? And it's like, that's not what that concept is for white privilege. That's not what that fucking means I didn't say that And it's like yeah but You see why do what and I'm like Yeah whatever

Why doesn't someone take a wrong? Why doesn't someone just Take the shot? Like I don't know if people Just don't do it no more It's like dude once upon a time That's stupid kid ruined everything by the way Which one? That kid who missed He kind of did if it Because now he's behind shields all the time

You know what I mean? Because he's all paranoid about it Yeah but Father time might do better than any other A assassinating around. That is true, dude. His hand looks crazy. Penetrating rounds, bro.

You've heard about everybody, so I know everybody was talking about his fat fucking ankles, which, uh, you know, a lot of times is associated with congestive heart failure, especially when you're old, right? Because, um, I remember once, like me dealing with, um, some HRT stuff. And, uh, when you first get on, like testosterone replacement therapy, for example, the first thing, you have a ton of water retention. And so you'll get fat ankles. All this shit will happen.

Things will happen. There's eves and flows and shit. But when you're old, a lot of times it's like, okay, this guy's fat as fuck, and he's like 80. Okay, this is not, this probably isn't just normal evs and flows. So people were monitoring that. And then we saw the, the, I, everybody saying it's IV, you know, he's been getting IVs in his fucking hands to deal with these issues. And that's why they were putting on the foundation or whatever the fuck.

Why? Okay, I understand the face is fucked. It's been fucked for a long time, right? Yeah. Whatever. I barely even think about it anymore. It's just like, guys, come on. Who is your makeup artist?

You, why is it such? Why is the shade so off? Why? Yeah, it is, it's not even close. It's probably, why? Probably like Pambani doing it. They, um,

you know what? They, it would have been funny if he just like, if he just started wearing gloves. It would be preferable. It would be preferable. It would make him look twice as either. though for some reason.

Like a guy in a suit with gloves. Yes. It's like that is that is pure evil. I want the European military which is like always not great. It's like you're ruling with an iron fist behind an, I'm a velvet glove. Get an iron fish. The funny thing is, Davey,

imagine he just fucking melts fucking iron on his. He wears two gauntlets everywhere now. See, see, that's when you know his base would think that's the coolest shit ever. That would be fucking genius. It would be cool to be fair. A president with gauntlets.

I'm going to war for you guys. And they'd be like, yes, thank you. I'm going to punch something and it's going to not hurt me, I think. Like, it might hurt my wrist, but not so much my face. It's just like we talked about probably many years ago, if he shaved his fucking dumb hair off and just fucking had a beard, like the people that love him would love him twice as much. Because all of a sudden now he looks like a fucking master. Yeah, he would look like a person. Yeah, he's masculine presenting.

He would, he would look like, like menacing in a way like, oh, this dude's hard. In a way that like, I don't know, a lot of people do when they're bald, right? They grow a beard out. They want to look more intimidating. Right. Instead of looking like they're cancer-ridden. And I just, it's a very interesting. His, I can't, it's not that I can't wait because the things are going to get cynically worse as we're older.

But I want to be like a 50-year-old. And us looking back on how fucking cartoonish everything was in this era. Right. Yeah. It's going to be worse. That's the thing. It's like, what if it just gets noticeably worse? So economically, worldly things could be worse.

It could be. But as far as like, say, politics in the characters, I can't, I don't think this could work again. It has to, I think we all have to be dead. And then a cycle has to start over again. Things ebb and flow. Yeah. In our lifetime.

Think about all of the craziest dictators. I feel like Nero's the closest thing. Not even. Not even. He wasn't, he wasn't like poorly fucked with cake. Like he wasn't in a way that seems so obviously like silly. This dude is like, Trump was like Palpatine almost. It's like you look evil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like your hands are falling apart. He's like Palpatine without any of the like the like, the. charisma that I got him that far you know sure he's like his palpatine

oh wait no he doesn't have charisma he's the opposite he does have charisma he's like palpeteen without any of the strategy that got him far sure it's like palpatine and palpatine was a complete he just kind of fumbled he just kind of bumbled into this he it really did just throw throw shit at the wall see what works

yeah obviously he's like I don't think he thought he was going to win no the first time I mean that that was the whole uh we're gonna win he was extremely surprised that's why he had absolutely no plans. Yeah, he was like, oh, he didn't have a cabinet. He was like, uh, is that's what he kept actually quite a few people, which I'm going to drain the swamp, except for all these people that are going to stay. He's just going to keep the same people. They keep the same fucking people. It's that moment in Spider-Man where Norman is pinned against the wall just before the

glider comes. He goes, oh. Oh, he notices. I'm the president. I won. Oh, fuck the fuck. Oh. And it's so clear that he, he's like, oh, fuck, I didn't want. Because he didn't, he, there wasn't that much stuff that he did. He, like, adhered to a handful of donors the first time. And I said he didn't really do anything. This time to stay out of jail, he was like, fuck, you know, right? Yeah, he's got a persecution complex. I got to go hard. I got to go hard on the paint. Yeah. I got to pretend to be killed. But the, uh, allegedly. Yeah. Wouldn't be surprised, man. When I was that, dude, when I'm looking back on this, I'm, uh, I think that it's so, because I know, like I said, a lot of people on the left want to be like, I don't want to get into

conspiracy theories. That's like, we're the right and the libertarians all lie. They all live over there. And I'm like, sometimes you kind of have to peer into the void. Sure. And think that like, Occam's razor, is that with all of the crazy stuff that has happened, is that actually that crazy? The thing that I can't square away is the fact that his ear is fine. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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and even Joe's like, huh. You know what you want to say, pussy. I know you know he didn't get fucking clipped on the fucking ear. For me, it was actually like, it just looked looted. For that much, for that much blood to be there, your ear can't be that fine.

There was no fucking scar. Yeah, there's no scar. And it was obedient. There was nothing to show. For me, it just looked loony tunes. For me, the whole situation looked like, this doesn't look like a real going. This looks like a D&D,

like people are rolling ones and sevens and shit. Yeah. Like, it doesn't look like a real situation. It might be real. It might be real. The thing is like, I could believe everything about it because he's very killable. You know, a guy did explode.

Yeah. That firefighter guy or whatever. The firefighter did explode. So clearly there were, hold on, hold on. There were live rounds. Yep. clearly and that would be a wild thing to attempt on purpose if the goal was to fake it right to be like oh i'll take shots at you but i'll miss barely you know and then it'll hit somebody

behind you or whatever i feel like all that is wild to believe that is but his ear i can't that is all believable right like i agree with you but like at what point is a someone's life like oh they wouldn't have blown this guy's head off it's like why? No, that to me is like, of course they would. Like, why not? That's the same argument that people would make about 9-11. They're like, you wouldn't kill all these people.

I'm like, what do you? To prove a point. Yeah, they would. Let's just talk about the insurance, like, like this insurance. Insurance claims. Denying people and having people die, tens of thousands of people dying per year just by denying claims, not giving them the health care the need. Now, imagine saying they wouldn't do that.

What do you mean? Of course they would. Yeah. 3,000 people versus tens of thousands. fucking cars not being as safe, you know, not regulating cars as much and having tens of thousands of people die, fucking not regulating food and then fucking hundreds of thousands of people dying every fucking year from heart disease. That's what my brain goes. My brain goes to, I think people generally have a hard time being directly responsible for things. It's like 9-11, right?

Like, I think we knew about it. We didn't do anything for various reasons. Yeah. But I don't think we would like necessarily be like, all right, like, you go on a plane and you blow up the truth. I don't think that. I think. I don't say why not. I mean, I don't know anything about black ops.

I just don't think you need. Because I don't think you need to orchestrate those things. I think those things would naturally happen. And you could just might as well just wait for them to happen. So my thing is if that shit would naturally happen, it's like, whoa, you know, I know they they thwart, they thwart domestic terrorist attacks all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like this happens pretty frequently.

So there's nothing to talk about like they just some idiots planning something because they just dumb. Maybe every once in a while you have like Timothy McVeigh that fucking goes through and actually succeeds and shit like that because of, circumstances. There could be a lot of things being thwarted to you of other people coming, but really when things start getting weird, like this is the connections of, like, it's like, I understand the motivations of why something like that night 11 can happen organically, but then it's also

just gets weird when you just see like bin Laden's connections. Sure, sure. That's where things get weird to me. It's just that. It's fine. Wasn't 9-11 famously like known by the CIA and FBI in different parts and he just didn't communicate information to each? And it's just like

There's a lot of There's a lot of There's a lot of prevention right That could have A lot of things could have happened That could have stopped But it's like anything with the FBI It's like you always hear about

You always hear about like some guy Losing his mind and shooting up a fucking I don't know A pet shop Yeah And then it's like oh he was The FBI knew about him And they just didn't do anything

You know what I mean? They called he's been reported already And they're like oh we'll keep an eye on it And the motherfucker went back to like You know Just sifting through CP or something Go to the donut shop Yeah

Yeah we'll keep an eye And then they just go to Dunkin' Donuts and sleep there. Dumb kid. They sleep in the Dunkin' Donuts refrigerator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you doing in here? Like, surveillance. I wouldn't be surprised if, like, it was,

I would say, okay, conspiracy brain, how did they orchestrate it? Okay, so you need a Patsy, right? So they got that dumb kid. The dumb kid didn't take the shot. They shot him before he fucking took any shots. So then somebody. Exploded the other guys. Yeah, so somebody, yes, absolutely.

To make it look real. To make it. And then there's some makeup artists. There are some makeup effects. People like practical effects. They were like, they were like, yeah. His head is a watermelon the whole time. That is not that thing, but they were like, oh, with Trump's ear and stuff.

They're like, uh, that looks like some, some tricks that I can pull out very easily. So what I'm saying is, obviously it, it kind of takes Occam's razor out the window because I think, um, a crazy disgruntled kid that wants to be, uh, the hero could be a little bit more believable. However, not by much. because when you have an evil piece of shit a narcissist that wants to do everything to stay out of jail you'll do anything to stay out of jail

so it's kind of like it's not out of the realm of possibility that it could be completely manufactured I think we just have hard times believing parts of it just because we're decent people if you know what I mean it's kind of like the whole 9-11 thing where people are like they wouldn't do that and I'm like yet you wouldn't do that I don't know how we got the day to this immediately

we're talking about the Trump thing I know we're talking about him and his mortality I would immediately went I don't know 9-11 truth orism I don't know I have to derail it like that That's just funny

I guess I don't put anything past A world's government That like objectively doesn't care about people That's what my brain is It's like I can't like Oh that they wouldn't do that Because it's like why wouldn't they

To me it's just annoying For the fan base they have Yeah I know To me it's just annoying like It's just I'm like all right If you're even a little bit interested in history Yeah I'm like, the atrocities that have been committed on people, right?

Even people that are technically their own people are so adjacent. It's not that weird. Yeah. It's interesting. And to me, it's fun. I always get annoyed at people that get upset. The people that get upset that are like, well, when you start theorizing about conspiracy theories. Because to me, it's fun.

Yeah, it is fun. And then, like, well, there's people that get genuinely upset. Like, there might be, like, a percentage of people that listen to being upset because they've been groomed to be upset. And I always want to be like, well, why? Why are you upset? I think it's because I mean, this sounds like reverse rush limbaugh to people. You know what I mean?

Or like reverse Alex Jones. Reverse Alex Jones? I think just people have a thought process about conspiracy theories that feels inherently insane no matter what it's about that like kind of carries along like an air of like, what the fuck are these people speaking? I get it. And I get it too because I feel it inherently. Is that not?

Is that not? I don't. That's the thing. I'm like, were you groomed into that? that why do you understand that it's a thing that happens yeah i understand you understand it's the thing that happens but like i just personally i just i don't care because i believe that i'm having fun and i'm i think like you know the good diving into the uncomfortability is like is kind of the it's you kind of have to if you want to stimulate if you want to stimulate any type of like oh we need

to theorize like what the fuck's going on there but i think people i think people look at it and be like well, I don't want to have anything in common with Alex Jones. I think that's how people think. Maybe. And I say, I think we're distinctly different, but I understand what you mean. Yeah. We're distinctly different. Of course, but you understand.

It's like whenever you, it's like, you know what it is? The perfect analogy, it's like whenever the Naruto headband kids in high school running with their arms behind their, behind their, uh, doing the Naruto runs in the middle of school. And you're like, I don't want to, I don't think I want to watch. I don't think I want to watch anime anymore. I couldn't be that kid. watching it's definitely i would say it's on i wouldn't do that it's definitely on the same level like

i think the same thing is at play it's definitely on the same level like yeah people that would judge anime as a whole on off of those retards right like i completely understand that because i mean like yeah i like i like i like i'lllchones it's obviously a notorious retard we know that he's called it himself he said on jorgans that's my favorite that's my favorite clip of him yeah like what's he's i'm a little retarded i'm a little retarded yeah so like we know that but then it's like that you're absolutely right that people like to group that whole thing in there. I'm like, no, it's like, why is everybody theory. It's just, I don't like when people, I don't like when I just see people are so, you didn't come to this conclusion on your own. You feel this way because everybody else has been

kind of groomed to feel this way. I'm like, I, you know, like in the conformist thing, a lot of times I get annoyed by that where I'm like, hey man, can you not, can you not, like, can you not, like, can you not theorize about this without thinking about Alex Jones? Why? Well, I think it's also, it can also be the reverse where I feel like it's also like now conspiracy stuff is so mainstream with it with the Epstein stuff. Yeah. That it like it almost becomes counterculture to not care.

Of course. You know what I mean? Yeah. I hate that shit so much. I mean I fuck it. I get to a point where I'm like, why am I here? I don't like how people operate. Like I don't I don't like this thing. And I'm saying this respectfully. This is this is a This is good. This is a good thing. Now we can talk about this. I don't want to talk about anymore. That shit's so played out. Kindly. Fuck you. Like, honestly. Shut the fuck up. You fucking dumb puppet.

You bitch. You can't even think for yourself. Kindly. Like, not like take your life, but like, you know, take your own life. Unfortunately, my survival instincts is stronger than you're. I can't do it. Like I, I honestly, maybe it would be a lot easier if I didn't commit to a relationship. That's kind of the problem. Someone, someone cares about you. Oh, yeah. You got to excommunicate people from your life. You got to slowly put people away and then kill yourself. Yeah. And then then everything will be fucking.

I think about this all the time When I write in my little journal It's like I can't wait to take my final sleep You know Yeah Like I can't crazy Over and over again Every entry is I can't wait to take my final sleep

Deadpool, Deadpool, Deadpool, sorry I'm gonna interrupt all this What's your uh How long how long you got? I mean I've been saying We've, you could The audience can pull up clips I've been saying for a while

That I don't think he's gonna make it Through 2026 Ooh 226 I don't think he's going Like 2027 is not going to be A year that he sees I don't think He's not making it

of this presidency absolutely. I'm guessing I don't want to take your fucking bid. It's not a bit. It's weird that I have been saying it for a while and it looks like it's going to add up.

He might go forward. It might. I don't think he's always had a feeling like I don't know if he's going to see the end of this presidency, man. I don't think he's going to make it either. I thought he would just be, you know, explode it or something.

You would, but you would think some good old patriots that love the Constitution and want to protect from a tyrannical government. government would do something, but, you know, they're fucking bunch of pussies. Oh, yeah. Executive order with the flag burning.

Ooh, no more free speech about that. That's the literal reason why. I like that he even mentioned it. He's like, I know people say it's free speech, but nah. Like essentially you like paraphrasing. No, I don't think so. And I'm like, that's not how that works, bad? It is not how that works.

It is literally. It bothers me so much because that is like, like, look, dude, look, I do not have a real love for America. I don't. I respect this country from what it is. I respect how much my people. I don't really love my country. I don't respect it.

I'm the other. I think I know what you mean. I think I kind of with you. I think you can kind of infer what I'm saying the same thing. If I explained myself, it would probably be the same thing. But it's like I think that so much has happened here that has been like undeniably influential to the rest of the planet in a way that is just like unbelievable.

You got a worm falling up your back by the way. A worm? Yeah. Is that real or is that fake? I mean, can you hit it off? I guess, I don't want to touch a worm. Can you like... Have you been in contact with RFK Jr. recently?

I don't think I have. You don't think. It'll go away. You're not completely confident. There's not a worm on my back. I know that because you would have had different reaction. Kingston, it's good to see you. Hello, hello.

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See website for full terms and conditions. But allow me to continue. Have some worms. Have some words. But it's like the same time it's like I don't have a Patriots mindset. But the idea of the American flag, that idea does make sense and it is a cool thing. You know, like why we have it, what it means. It's like, all right, I respect that.

We're allowed to protest it even if we don't agree with it. And then he's like, no. Yeah. Like, you know, there's going to be, like, especially if you know any fucking libertarians out there, if you know any of these people, the constitutionalists, all these fucking freaks. Like, if you know anyone listening, if you know any of these people, go ask them how they feel. Go see if they're real. Go see if they're about it.

Because if they voted or supported for Trump, they're not about it. Because obviously, if they were real, they would never support him because he's been, treading on fucking everything since the beginning. It is crazy. So it's like you can, so what I'm just saying is poking fun because it's all, this is all rhetorical. Of course they're not about it.

It's rhetorical. They're not a fucking about that shit. They never been about the Constitution. Never been about fucking rights and protections and nothing that shit. And it's just nice to have it validated at least. You see in real time that like, oh, these people again.

But this is like way more because now he's like, oh, I'm just setting up my dictatorial shift. I'm just setting it all up. You know, oh, I'm going to put troops. I'm putting fucking troops in major cities. In major cities. Where? Second Amendment, guys, where are you?

I would, uh, I would, I would love to see the anyone else. If anyone, like if, if Barack Obama did this. If Biden did this, they would have knew. They would have strong him up. Like, actually. It would have only January 6th. It would have been like times a thousand. There would have been a lynching.

Like actually would care about their guns. But it's like, okay, again, they don't care about the guns. The people they listen to and take orders from would tell them. to mobilize because they're like said they these people are like venturing candidates essentially they don't they don't give a fuck about anything they're waiting for binge a pair or whomever they listen to

to give them orders and guidance because if they actually cared they would be doing something so since right Trump's like doing all the crazy shit that they swear they would hate just same as Alex Jones right sure sure all good well I think he's I think he's got one foot he's got one foot I think he's trying to set up things to be his

fucking irritated enough that even someone's pussy as J.D. Vance can pick, like, potentially. Why do you always do this, man? Because I have so much that I want to get to. And I want to have like a time. You know what I mean? 30 minutes. Yeah, but we got two more things to talk about. And then like, we want to start questions at an hour in. And then we got the other thing to do. All right. Well, here's an idea. So cut in and don't put that energy on the podcast.

I would appreciate that. Okay. Yeah. I see you. It's okay. Yeah. I just know how niggas get, man. Niggas feed off your energy. Man. I know. I know we know how people are. I don't know how people are. People are. They're followers.

They follow you. They're parisotial. They're going to feel that energy. If you're like, oh, this is great. And I'm like, yeah, this sucks. Yeah, Chris,

that sucks, man. I'm gonna kill myself. You know people like this, man. I was like, in real time, like, all right, if you hate this, just fucking cut them off. Cut them off.

Be like, hey, you're gay. How about, what's the other thing? Hey, you're gay. How about, uh, what the, oh, a destiny and, uh, and Raja.

I that stuff to me is what happened now I you didn't hear about oh about the he he's messing like some kid in like on discord right was that that or no it's it's something like that yeah the destiny stuff is hysterical to me what's up what's next it's that to me how much do you know because I know I know a little enough but I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know is or I don't know is that uh I guess he was sexting a minor or presumably a minor like or somebody who is at least very very young I don't know what the deal How old is destiny

Is he our age He's not as old as Derek He's older than you and I though Was like 34 something Something I actually yeah I think he's I have no concept

Of how old destiny I think he's in his 30s Man But all I know is that he's He's in some hot shit For talking to people Or sexually conversing with somebody

Who is viewed to be Too young Yeah To be talking What is the age? I think there was That's kind of thing I don't know

I think there was something else too that was the one thing I know for sure because there's, I saw a bunch of those commentary freaks covering it was there's a YouTuber name Willie Mac. Right. And he made a video saying he reported destiny to the police. Right. And the reason why,

here's the thing that annoys me about this fucking guy, because he was one of those dudes that only talks about politics when it's about shitting on Hassan. Like he doesn't actually care about politics. Like, oh, cash cow type thing. and he was an ally of destiny because you know because destiny hates Hassan blah blah blah I was one of those gay alliances

but now that he's too he flew too close to the sun and Destiny showed Willie Mac what would be considered CP because she was they said she was 17 I don't know who the girl is but I noticed all I've heard is that destiny was conserving 60 gigs of this woman

of because some girl that some guy that she was dating at the time she guess she lied about her age and she was sending all this stuff to this guy and then Destiny was holding this stuff to like he was going to blackmail this guy or some some nefarious bullshit but then it's like destiny you have all this CP on your fucking hard drive and he showed uh willie max some of it or something and so Willie Max started freaking out being like what the fuck like obviously he doesn't want to be implicated in all this stuff so he reported him to the police but the thing that annoys the thing that annoys the fuck out of me about all this stuff is like there are so many there are so many fucking perverts that are doing like crazy shit and these people like I just

want people to just understand this is commentary as they call commentary slop these guys have no fucking morals the only reason Willie Mack reported him is because he's directly involved he would never report him if he didn't see it right but he would just be like that's crazy I'm going to distance myself from Destiny, but when has he ever gotten involved in reporting? The amount of things that he's covered that it has to do with the illegalities, he's never felt, you know, morally obligated to call the police or anything like that. But now that he could be implicated and it's like, oh, you saw something so he got scared. And Destiny, I've been telling you guys that Destiny is a fucking retard. And I don't know why people think he's smart. Because even in

his defense with this. He was like, well, I was saving it because I didn't know if I was allowed to delete it. I didn't know if I needed to keep this evidence. I'm like, he's, first he said, he said he didn't think if he deleted it would be viewed as deleting evidence. Yeah. And I'm like, are you fucking, are you like, first of all, he's lying. He kept it because he liked it. Like, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't keep. No, he's not that, look, here's the thing. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna, and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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Yeah. He knows the conversation. He knows this though. And this is the thing that's stupid for making this explanation. This is the thing that's pissing me off. Not that like, oh, you're dumb. Like, how could you not know this? It's no, he knows.

He's now trying to cover. This is why I know Destiny is smart enough to know certain things. And this is why you remember when I was saying he was villain maxing this fucking Israel fucking Zionism shit where his argument, like when he was making arguments against, uh, ethno states, you know, white supremacists, all those fucking ethno-nationalists, all those fucking freaks, he was debating them and saying the reason why you can't have somebody, you can't ethically displace people peacefully because they won't leave. And if they won't leave, that means you have to do it forcefully, violently. So that's the only way that's going to happen. And so when it comes to obviously Israel, Palestine, same thing. And all of a sudden,

now he doesn't know. Now he's just like, oh, it's just war. And I'm like, I've seen you thoroughly explain this shit when it came to ethno nationalism for white people and now all of a sudden you don't know. I know you know better. So you're fucking grifting. Someone's paying you a bag. You're, you're villain maxing.

Same thing. Now let's go to this. He knows better that he shouldn't have 17 year old fucking stuff on his thing. Now he's saying, oh, I thought I needed to preserve it. I'm like, your cover is so shit. It's bad. It's so bad. It's going to work for some people.

It will. That's the problem. Just like Vash. He Vash still had a big audience after he got caught with his CP and horse stuff. like he he still streams and shit he's still fine now the funny thing is i don't think anybody reported him to the police if you know you feel me like so like willie mack didn't report vash to the police because he doesn't actually give a fuck he only the only reason but see he's covering it like as if he does care like this is i gotta get i gotta get ahead of this i gotta

do this is it's like the right thing to do like this is fucked up destiny and i'm like if it if it wasn't destiny and you weren't connected to what you wouldn't report it and i want people just recognize that. That this scenario was so funny to be. Watching these fucking commentary freaks that were associated with Destiny to shit on Hassan now kind of scrambling. Oh yeah, now everybody's kind of like

all over the place now. Nobody knows what the right thing to think of. Yeah, fuck, who should I shit on now? Because like H3 was based for shit on Hassan and then Destiny was based for shit on Ashon. But now he's got the CP and Ethan's been a little bit weird but I think maybe I can still support him. Like they're just doing this.

weird alliance thing instead of just being like this is all retarded all of them everybody involved um do you remember we talked about saying uh the right the wrong people are are or are the ambassadors of like the left or bread too oh right right yeah like i'm like this is what we're talking about destiny vash hasan like these people are like no these are the wrong people and then there's so many people that are getting turned off from say maybe hearing some real shit right Because these are the best YouTube and Twitch has the offer. We just don't. I don't know.

No one in the left cares enough about like no one that would be a person to like to sort of be the ambassador left would take the time to stay on the internet instead of like trying to actively getting shit done. Yeah. Like everyone that like really would care. Yeah. That was like built to be the person that like bring people to that side is like I'm like actually doing stuff to like make things better. I'm not on Twitch. I think Jerry Fulgo could do it. I don't.

I don't, I don't, based on the trajectory that we're, I mean, he could do it. Why not? You're not, listen, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. He would, like, I, it's so sad that I really think, like, he could make a political, like, career for himself if he gets out of prison. You're not wrong. Like, that would have been an impossibility a while ago, but, uh, I think it's very possible now. I'm just, I'm just, I should know what they're, you know what they'll say?

It's like, how do you know he's even guilty? Did you see anything? I didn't see anything. Maybe he was framed by the government. Yeah, yeah. There is, brother, you're at, we're 100% right and I hate it. I, I, I, it's wild to me, the, the parisocial, like, bond that people form. It seems like it should be impossible to me.

Yeah. Like, there's, the one thing, it's like an easy train to get off of is when it has to do with child sexual abuse. What are they called C-SAM or whatever? Child sexual abuse material. Is that what that one? it's called. Yeah, see, child sexual abuse material. It's got an acronym.

Yes. Crazy. Yes, it does. I've learned through, you know what? I've learned this through these commentary people because this keeps happening. I think I saw that term or that, that, um, I thought it was like an agency. It might as well be. I thought the C-SAM or something.

It seems like there's so much of this shit floating around. People are doing like, like, like, look, and people shouldn't be surprised about destiny. There's been many things that have you said over and over. It's the same thing that happened with Vos. people put all these things and people kept saying it's taken out of context and I was one of those fools

since I didn't care about Vosch I was indifferent to him and I'm like oh I talked to him one time and okay yeah I believe that these things were taken out of context because there's people that hated him because he's a progressive

and they hate him so I just on the surface was like yeah I can see how people but then it turns out that stuff wasn't taken out of context he was an advocate for and he was projecting and same thing with Destiny

there was a lot of material that people have put out but they're like oh you just hate destiny because he's fucking telling the, you know, that type of shit. Yeah. Turns out. Destiny in particular to me was always just like, because I remember him from so long ago. Yeah. Being just a weirdo. Yeah. Being a complete fucking, he was one of the first bigger people I had a contact with and he was being such a fucking piece of shit to me. Um, particularly when I, when I went easy on John Tron. Because I believe, and I still believe this that, look, man, there are some people that are easily subsist. to propaganda. And I feel like at the time, that's, I firmly believe that's what happened to John Tron. You like, he wanted to believe in something.

He had these charismatic people telling him this shit. I talked to him behind the scenes and I was asking him like, where you get your sources from? And he sent me some stuff that were not the best sources. You know what I mean? Very easy to, like, so I was like, I firmly believe that he's not some hateful bigot that was saying some shit because he truly believes that this, this, this and that. And then like, right. Destiny was very fucking. angry that I even said that, probably because I wasn't stroking him off.

Because I was like, no, it's not about you, Destiny. I just think that... What I'm hearing, Derek, is that you don't like Destiny because you have a beef with him. Yeah. And I was like, I didn't have a fucking beat with him at all, but apparently he still didn't really like me because he had a debate with Bow Blacks years ago. I don't even remember about what? Yeah.

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and they were like call in I don't even remember what it was about but Destiny got win that I was on it and he started talking mad shit about me and I'm like nigga I haven't hurt like that time was probably 2017

the John Tron thing or something it was something like how the fuck do you even remember me like I like I've never we've never really crossed past other than just me going easy on John Tron I wasn't even being like

oh fuck Destiny he's a piece of shit. And I was like, why does he hate me so much? I've definitely made fun in Destiny directly. That's fine. I think I think.

I don't mind that. I can't remember what the hell I said. I've said some things about him. Yeah. I don't remember what the hell they were because it was in eternity ago. Yeah. But.

Well, that's the thing. Like, if I did directly and then I'd be like, okay, I understand why he's taking shots to me, but I was like, why is he fucking so madden? I literally don't know. It doesn't matter. And then I know there was a few people that wanted me to talk to him when he started simping for,

for Israel. Not worth it. And I, well, I just explained. I explain. I probably explained the podcast. I'm like, I know he's villain maxing. And I gave you examples of how I know. For that reason, it's, there's literally no point. There, it's just like when he does debates with people like fucking Finkelstein and all that shit. I'm like, this is, there's no point in doing this. He has a solidified position that he's arguing for. He's not looking to have his mind changed or to be challenged. There's no point in talking to him. And anyone for that matter that's taking that grifting position, they're debating them is just. just for, I guess if you want to boost your numbers. If that's what you want. I don't give a fuck about that. I think debate is useless. I think conversation is useless.

Unless you want to boost your numbers, it's debate. Probably not. Yeah. Like Jubilee, you want to boost your numbers. It has nothing. There's no discourse. Jubilee. I,

you know I never thought about that. You never thought about that? No. I never thought about Jews. No, I never thought about Jews. Belief. Jews believe. Well, especially because it's not like they've taken

a position, you know? I've never thought about that. They're in the business of just making clickable shit. Absolutely. And they're doing a good job because I saw one one Negro conservative versus a bunch or the opposite or whatever it was. Radical. Are you serious? Yeah, it was like a liberal

radical versus a Negro conservative. Yeah. It's called. They didn't say, they didn't say Negro. They didn't say Negro. No, it doesn't say Negro. Is it really a problematic phrase? It is not okay anymore. It's like saying colored. I think it's the same thing.

Shut the fuck up. That's crazy that he says that. No, those phrases are like, it's not the same. I understand. I understand. Wait,

what's the conversation right now? I was going to stink on it. But it's like, what do we arguing? Someone saying Negro is like, this is insane, but like whatever. Like it's the amount of shit

that is already so prevalently out there. It's like, these phrases are not going to make or break these communities any further than they already have been. I think it's the people that would be willing to say it. I ain't arguing that it's earth shattering. I'm not willing to say it. I guess you're not going to really.

It's not advertisable. I guess as far as you can say. I'm not arguing that it's earth shadow to call like say, hey, Negro. Like, it's still like, I'm just saying that's fucked up to say. That's all. I guess. It's not even I guess. What do you mean?

You're right. Historically, yes. You're right. You shouldn't call somebody a Negro. Yeah. No shit. That's the whole thing. I was like,

it was weird that you're the little bit of give that you're doing. For me, the thing that he thought like whether it was as bad of a word by itself. Yeah, as like, as the things that we have. The N word or something. But that was literally not said at all. No, no, no. I never,

I never said the inverse actually either. But all I'm saying is that's like, oh, okay, I guess this, the fact that it's like, they wouldn't label it that. I guess it's funny. It's like, that's like, but yeah. There's so much shit that's. But that's not the argument. The argument is they shouldn't do that for obvious reasons.

Yeah, I guess. That's it. It's not in 1974. We can't say, that's literally, you know, do you know what Joyce Woll is? he's this fucking giant He said colored He's this giant buff guy He has his hat on backwards

And all he does is shame Shitty people at the gym Like you shouldn't do that That's naughty That's naughty, you're gay He called somebody colored right He called somebody colored right? Because he rightfully so

He got shit for Cosmplaying as Hulk Hogan When he died Or at least he showed He was like oh rest in peace Hulk Hogan he was so great And people are like Oh actually Hulk Hogan sucks

Like at least the guy Terry Balea that played Hulk Hoken as a fucking terrible person. And he was like, look, I don't know anything about that. And he's like, I don't know how we like treated colored or stuff. And it was like, I know. I did see. I don't overreed it.

What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? He said, he said like, he said, well, I know the man. Every time he's been around me, he's only been kind to me. And he said, you should give me, if you're giving me slack, you should give slack to all the colored people that are the black and colored people that have been posting him as well too.

that's what he said right and everybody's like you just said colored bro it's like is it weird yeah that was funny I did I did see that I know but the same time

it's like people of color colored it has hold on wait that's a good I've always hated the phrase people of color for that exact reason

it's just like what do you do it that is but that is language in general though no yeah well like literally that's the whole thing that's the whole thing

it's like yes it is very similar but it's not at the same thing just like niga and just change a few things and it's very fucking different. I understand.

So like that's how like people, people are very weird about language changing and it's hilarious. It doesn't shatter me. I'm saying socially. Sure. That's why we said like calling the people Negro and the title would be crazy. It would be wild. That'd be fire.

For it to say, Spanish? I would laugh my ass off. Is it Spanish? Negro and Negra. That is kind of the thing that makes it that neuters it a little bit. It doesn't because it's just like I mean. If you're if you're not, um, say if you're like a Spanish speaker, it's,

What's the big deal? You're right? My friend's dad, my friend's dad, he's a little bit darker. You know, he's Hispanic. His nickname is Negro. Like, because he's dark as fun. Mexicans are weird because Mexicans are called people that are tan, Negro, and it's like, yeah.

That's not with that word. That's moreno. That's not the same phrase at all. It's not the same thing. Am I black? You know, you feel me? Most people are black. I'm socially black, but I'm literally the color brown.

My dad is black. My dad is black. I want to see your dad, dude. I've been like, uh, pictures of my father something. Well, we've got a surprise. Come on in. He'd love her.

Oh, King Dad. It's been a while. A hand comes in first. It's just a giant fucking hand. And it grabs things. It's been. Hell! Joe's been drawing your dad.

Image is. She recently drew your dad. What is this? This is a shadow figure? No. Is this Cherbog from fucking Fantasia over the mountain with a fucking Monaco? I don't know what that is.

That's crazy. That's crazy. I didn't know the name, but I know the reference. The demon from Fantasia? I don't know if I don't know if I remember Fantasia well and I used to terrify me.

That thing scared the fuck out of me. I was like three years old the first time I saw it. What's his name? That's one of my earliest memories. I didn't know he knew the name. That's crazy. What's his last name?

I didn't even know it had a name. Jones. Terabog Jackson or something. Jackson. I like Jackson. That's my dad's last name. So Jackson. Is he the villain of Fantasia?

Yeah. He's, dude, that thing. Oh. I didn't know. Chernabog. Chernabog.

Turnibog. There you go. Turnibog. I had no idea. My brother would fucking try to, fucking try to torture me with that. Like he would turn on, just go fast forward to that scene. So I leave the fucking room.

That's a, your brother sounds like a dick. Well, I mean, you know, that's, I think that's older brother though. Yeah, especially at that age as kids, that's, siblings are horrible when they're around that age. Then you get like teenager. He'd fight with each other, but he wouldn't like,

he wouldn't like purposely frighten me. We would just fist fight sometimes. I thought like, there was a, there was like a horse portrait that we had, black back background type of fuzzy velvet shit and then it was just the horse's head it fucking freaked me out as a kid too and of course my brother would exercise you with it that's such a terrible like the second a human finds something that has power to dismantle somebody else yeah yeah we

levy it towards them it's fucking crazy stupid kid and thinking of the things that scare me is so funny though like that dumb demon it's really scare me but i guess it was just because it was just the head it's weird it's weird scared me a lot when I was little. Who? Clowns. Clowns didn't do it for me. It never bothered me.

They freaked me out. I don't know why. Clowns didn't scare me, but like I was uncomfortable that they were, that they were just allowed to do that. Like where stuff? Like clowning? Just be clowns. Just be like clowny?

Yeah. Like, Because. Like, why is this normal? Yeah. Like who is. Why is this normalized? Well, even as a kid, I remember I was thinking, I would think, like, who wakes up

and does this? Like, all I could, all I could think about was like, that's a man, clearly. It's not like a creature. Yeah. But like, you chose to do this. Somebody's dad is doing this. Yeah. Paranormon, so you scare me really bad. And that is over and dozen and it stopped scaring me.

Hmm. Yeah, that's pretty much it all I can think of those things. I'm sure there's other stuff, but those stood out to me. Like, I watched, I would watch like, inside. I'd watch like the actresses over and over again to the point that I wasn't scared. Like, I would be really scared. And I was little than I was like, this doesn't scare me anymore. Oh, the Chubicabra, the idea of the trooper actually kind of fright me a little bit.

Yeah. A little bit. It got he. Being in Tubaabra, fear and a bearer and a bad. America is hilarious. It's so like, it's not going to get you. I'm in SoCal,

surrounded by Mexicans. Yeah. You think it's going to go after you? North Orange County was like fucking all people from, they immigrated from like Sonora. And so they're all telling all these tales of the Chupacabra. Like it followed them there or some shit. He thinks the Chupacabra respects borders.

No, no. You're in America. The Chupacabra doesn't have citizenship. No, he's not going to be in America. Like for me, it's like, you're whatever.

Like for me, it's like, all of the fucking like fucking old beer and fucking root work and like uh voodoo shit like that's like all of the fucking spirituality of like the fucking natives in like the Puerto Rico and Africa it's like none of that shit bothers me this is America they're fucking like they have no power here yeah we got guns someone with a pistol up the polo on it I mean shoot all the paranormal ghosts a fucking liarona's crying by the river and it's someone blows her brain out and it's like dang that's crazy you know you can do that in uh it red dead Because you know they have a ghost like chick.

You ever see that one? In Red Dead 1? In 1? Yeah. No, in two. Sorry. Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Red. Lie your own is in two?

A kind of. A legally safe. Yeah. Like a, she's in a dress. Is there in a state that owns? Probably not. No, probably not. But like there's like an idea like that.

She's like one of those lady ghosts in the dress. You can blast her, dude. I saw a guy throw a hatch in her fucking head. And I was like, cut. Dude, the vampire? He just described a folklore as open source. It's open source. Everybody can play with it.

It's open source. I mean, I guess it's true. It's not a public domain. Not public domain, which makes a little bit more sense. That's open source. You go in and change in whatever you want. Public domain is what it's supposed to. I think open source is technically right, too.

But like you wouldn't say a concept as open source. You would say like a program. Like an OS is open. Audacity. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's the same thing All right, we should move on to this

one story about this MMA guy Oh shit Raja Jackson So this is an interesting one for me Because I'm a big fan of Rampage I actually ran into him on my birthday I went to Dave and Bustards In the Blockin Orange

And this birth, the most recent one Yeah That's hilarious And he was He streams on kick So he was there to watch a UFC event stream So I just I talked with him

a little bit took some pictures. It was weird because he had like cameras surrounding him. So I'm having my wife take pictures and then like other people are taking pictures of like I'm like what the fuck? Like where's this going to end up? It felt weird. And yeah. So I was like, it was cool.

Like I've been a huge fan of him since his stint and pride. And it was weird to see his son because I've seen his son on his Instagram on Rampage's Instagram. And so he streams on kick two. And I guess he's kind of mentally. fucked because the rampage even said one time that he's saving money for his other kids to go to college and he's saving money for rajah to bail him out knowing that like it's implied that he's a little had a few screws loose and uh i also think this is largely rampage's fault because rampage is

a huge fucking bully now i thought he was hamming it up more for like cameras and tv and shit like him being on this right yale tv show called the ultimate fighter where he was just picking on this guy relentlessly and i thought it was just to ham it up but i'm now convinced that he's just a complete fucking asshole. So Raja goes to an indie wrestling pro wrestling event. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently

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See website for full terms and conditions. And there's a pro wrestler thinking that he's, uh, Raj's a wrestler too. So they're kind of getting into it and like they're doing like a work, right? And that guy smashes like a like an empty beer can on Raj's head. And Raj just starts to freak out. But then they like calm everything down. The wrestler apologizes like, oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were worker.

I thought everybody here. I see the cameras and everything. So I thought like they're always on the workers. That's the whole idea of like a wrestler. Especially back in the day, right? Yeah. There was always K-fabe. You're not supposed to break care.

ever paid character, right? So then one of the promoters, somebody related, I don't know if it was the promoter or somebody adjacent to it said, yeah, that wrestler's a fucking idiot, you can get your receipt. A receipt is basically payback. A wrestler,

the wrestling, you fuck up, you hurt them, you do something back, like equal as it's called a receipt. So you can get your receipt, right? And like,

you know, he hit him or something. And then Raj is saying like, oh, no, I'm going to fuck him up. Like, they're going to have to pull me off.

He said it on, he said it on his stream. He streamed. He never stopped streaming it. And people were egging him on and B were saying how many subs to knock him out. So it's all there. So he gets up there, double eggs him, slams him down. He's already knocked out when he slams him down because he hits his head on the mat.

And then 20-something punch is unanswered. And then like it was terrifying. I only watched it once because I was like, I can't watch it again. It was bad. It was bad. I mean, because Rajas also mixed martial arts himself. Yeah. I mean, I watched it and it just looked like fighting.

I mean, it looked like fighting, but it looked like. It looked like MMA to me. Yeah, but that's not... Except for... That's not the space. 20 unanswered punches is not a thing that happens. I feel like I've seen a lot of that. You've probably seen not that much of it, actually.

You've seen... We've seen street fights. I've seen you guys... If you've seen street fights, but not MMA. I guess. It all seems like equivalently brutal to me. Like, I don't... Like punching somebody in the head...

I agree with that. Whether they're responding or not is, like, kind of insane. So, like, I just, I don't know. That's the whole... Yeah, that's why it's insane. Yeah. He was knocked out before the punches. He was going.

He was so off. Punching him. So this is the one day. I think it's fine. It's whatever. In, in MMA, you can tell the people who are martial artists and the people who just love fighting. You can tell this by when somebody's knocked out and the people that are still hitting and need to be pulled off. Those are fighters.

Those are the people that are kind of a little bit, have a little bit of psychopathy in them. Oh, yeah. Of course. You have to be. But then there's the martial artist that, oh, they're knocked out. They go turn around and they start celebrating. There's people, there's other people than there's like Mighty Mouse, right? Mighty Mouse is a number one.

He gets you down. He goes in for the move. As soon as the ref moves, he stops. And he's like, I'm just like, people that can recognize when they're knocked out. They're like, oh, they're knocked out. I'm done. And there's the people that are switched on that have a little bit of psychopathy. They don't stop and need to be pulled off.

And it's just like, those are the major difference. There's major difference. There's major difference. So like people who need to. You even see it in the streets. You see the people that will keep kicking someone on the face. They'll keep punching them. They're already done.

Those people are crazy. And then there's a people that, oh, I knocked you out, it's done. Those are the people that are just like, I'm a fighter. I took care of you. Yeah. I don't know. It seems like the difference between like it, like it's like what people say like a feebo file. Not exactly.

There's a difference, right? If you're, are you someone who thinks like, like you don't respect martial arts. No, I think if, I think if you're, I think if you're an MMA guy and you hit somebody and then they get knocked down and then you're done. I still feel like you're at least like 30% of a sociopath or like a psychopath. I think I think to go into that line in the first place of like careerism. I think likeing to fight it. I think liking to fight there is.

I think if you're very good at it, you wouldn't feel that way. Well, no, I think I would. I don't think you would. I think I'd probably be like I'm clearly a psychopath and I have nowhere else to go. This is the only place that accepts me. That's a crazy lot of thinking. Yeah. I mean, like, if I'm crazy and I like, if I'm crazy and I like to hurt people, but if I hurt people, I get arrested, I'm going to go seek out the place that I can hurt people and it's not only it's it fine. You're definitely thinking of it wrong because it's like, there's a military. Like I said, the martial artists don't like hurting people. They're good at it. I feel like that's impossible. They do it. What are you doing? They're good at it. So they do it. I feel like there's a million easier things that you don't have to be as good at, but you could be more successful or like equivalently successful.

You would think that, but there's people have their life streamlined, dude. They're not, they're not fucking being marionetted. They're like, oh, I'm really good at this one thing. Sure. I try. But how do you even find that out? You see what I'm saying? Well, a lot of times people get into fighting for self-defense first.

For bullying purposes, they're like, oh, I've been bullied and then they feel like, I'm really good at it. That's how Joe Rogan got into it. And he became a fucking Taekwondo champion. And he was like, oh, I'm actually really good at this. I'm actually really good at this. And they didn't have a lot. They fucked his work.

Joe Rogan's not the best example. He's actually a good example of when we're talking about mixed martial arts. But he's clearly crazy is what I'm saying. Yeah, now. Well, I think it took fucking a very long time for him to be or us to consider him absolutely insane. It took a very long time. I guess. I don't know.

Just like about five years ago. For me. Versus, you know, in the 90s when he was doing Taekwondo. I thought it was crazy on Fear Fagg. Yeah, that's after Taekwondo. We're taking a huge paycheck to watch people do dumb shit. No, no. the way you could see it in his eyes.

Oh, he was like, yeah, yeah, do it. Eat the rope. He's picking up rocks and fucking scrunch his hand into them. Gargle scorpion now. He's putting fucking bust down afterwards. Yeah. I think it's idea. Like a lot of people, a lot of people learn that they're pretty decent.

Like, when I was doing MMA for the short sense of it, I was half decent and then I got hit. And I was like, I don't like getting beat up. That's it. But all the people just figure it out. So you're a psychopath. Beth. Because you didn't understand that hitting was bad until it happened to you.

That's not true. That's what you just said. I said, I liked it, but I got hit. Roll the tape back and edit it so he says that. And I think it's the idea. A lot of people realize,

are they good at things and like, oh, I'm good at this. For fighting where particularly, it's like a lot of people get put into self-defense classes depending on no area they're in, right? What do you mean? What area are? Like where you live?

Oh, like ancient Rome? Yeah. Sure. That is one of them, I guess. And it will figure out they're good at it. Like, for me personally,

I couldn't, I don't have the liking of fighting enough to even be involved in that, me personally. I think to want to, to want to like to know you're going to get into, you have to be really good getting paid a lot or there has to be something wrong with you. You know, be cool. That's my best. MMA on the ISS. Zero gravity. Zero gravity MMA.

Yeah, it wouldn't work. It'd be interesting. Because you can't fucking generate any power. That's why it would be so interesting. Well, it would it be. It would be the opposite. If someone chokes you would be really sad, though. It's like seeing people, when people, when people are ground and pounding without any leverage, it's, it's, it's, there's no force.

So it's just like, oh. Yeah, it's a little peep, peep, peep, peep. And it just, it's what happened in one of the last events, one of the last big ones. Like this guy got caught in a crucifix where you're basically pinned and you're basically penned. They crucified him? Yeah, so he got crucified. And then it, but it was really weak. Oh.

Yeah. So, there was a weak crucifixion. What did they use, like, styrofoam nails or something? Yeah. So it wasn't, it wasn't nailed properly. Damn, that sucks. But no, it's just like, it's just one of those things where you're like, in a crucifix position, it's hard to generate a lot of force on somebody.

So you're kind of there trapping them and you're hoping maybe can generate enough force for the ref to stop it. But if you can't, like if the defense is good enough, then you're just, beep, beep, beep, have you seen those crucifixion truthers? Have you seen this? What the hell? What? The crucifixion truthers.

Are you familiar with this? Absolutely not. So it's like there's an entire group of people that I stumbled across the other day. Like people who think like crucifixion Not only did the crucifixion of Jesus not happen Crucifixions in general were not real Because they would be impossible Because the nail

With all the weight of the With all the weight of the person On the two nails It would just like Rip through the skin Like it wouldn't be enough To hold the person up basically So like crucifixions are not real

It's purely fake You know that they can look at videos Of people being crucified How do you know? Well, people would probably say they weren't real at the period of time when they were saying it. I am 100% confident they exist. By at least three people. That's why.

I understand the thought of like how the physics work. Like how would they even fucking, how would they even do that? Like how would they even go about it? But that's what they have trial and error for. It's like hanging people. I don't know. The best most efficient way to hang people. I don't know.

The best type of noose to tie. Have you? How thin or thick the rope should be? How far they should drop. I think with that shit is like I don't understand why people just don't do this. I know right. There's a video of this guy. Just right before.

Did I show you the video of this guy that's just like, he's like he's fucking got a chain around his neck. He's hanging from somewhere and he's like fucking pedaling on a bike or like people balancing on his neck. Have you guys not seen that shit? No. First of all. Yeah. Have you guys? Because I feel like I've had to send it to both of you, at least twice.

No. Why would anyone have seen that? Because exactly what I just said. I swear I've sent it to you. I have a catalog of it. I know you have a catalog of this shit. His neck is so powerful. It's unbelievable.

It's stupid. It sounds stupid. It's really dumb, of course. But it's also kind of amazing. The worst people. It's kind of amazing. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah, whatever.

You see Latin America where all those little kids are like, oh, kids without their phone is like, ninos seen the telephonos. It's like a bunch of kids is like reenacting the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. What the fuck are you talking about? You're saying if you take phones away from Latin children, they reenact the It's a Spanish fucking meme, but it's like the kids without their phones. And it's a bunch of kids reenacting a crucifixion. And it's like, what the fuck?

And it's, that sounds lame. It's funny. Because that's just all the entertainment they have, I guess. Okay. Whatever. Yeah. What brand of water is that? That looks like not real.

It's propel. It's stupid gatoried water. What? They make water now? Well, yeah, they have. But this one has 100 milligrams of caffeine in it. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes.

Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone has a...

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terms and conditions. Whoa. I like it. It's a little energy boost. It's like having a cup of coffee. Well, it's like having a large cup of coffee. And it just says like normal water? No, no, no. This is flavored. Passion food guava.

I wish. I need some yellow four, yellow number five in there, though. Yeah. Or like some kind of dye to make it appealing to me. Red 40 is a good one. That one fucks me up, dude. I love that one. It's about you now.

Any red flavored drink gives me so much acid. I imagine it's the red 40 or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I snort red 40 sometimes. I haven't drank a red beverage in a while. It's interesting. I don't think, yeah, actually, I don't. I've never thought.

about that like well I think about it only because I'm like oh I know I'm gonna get some like a Gatorade strawberry like it doesn't it doesn't matter if it's red colored it fucks me up it's weird What would you do? Yeah When I go to the movies I have like oh get that I get that icy yeah yeah That's the much my last vice yeah every time I'm gonna move there I want to get I see Yeah I try not to it's right not it's a rare enough Yum The theater is a rare enough occurrence yeah I think it's fine what if somebody gave you a Gatorade

right and it was already opened and it had a bit of a milky color to it and their lap is a little way we're gonna move on to question he said what what I do would you drink it he said well and then he follows up with would I drink it yeah would you just like how would you dispose of it if you're gonna drink it let me ask you one question who's giving it to me I don't know just like a guy you know but you know he's a bit of a jokester I'm gonna move on to questions now he's a bit of a I'm gonna move on to uh, write-ins. I would laugh and drink it. Oh,

I'm gonna move on. I found out it was coming in. Oh, fell for it again. He's so fucking stupid. He cracks himself up. This is the stupidest fucking shot. Yo, I was watching, I was re-watching.

I was re-watching the last episode we did of, uh, what was it, the curious chimp? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have, I don't think I've ever seen. you laugh as hard as you did in that section where you stumbled across that image. You don't understand how surprised you were doubled over in like pain laughing at

that. That was funny. You don't understand how surprised I was to see that. I was expecting to see the meme he referenced and then I see the yellow coded dude making out of the chip. It just it threw me off so bad. I posted the image of Goofy's dick. Yeah.

And you posted it. I posted it of course. But uh, college. Did you post the one that was up res? No, I didn't. That's what made me and then Colin was like,

well, you warned me because I said it's don't open. It's seriously dope. And Colin was like, you know, yeah, you warned me. And I was like,

I, you had the, we had to press the view. That's funny. That's crazy that you would post that. I would never, like, you,

yeah, okay. I was like, I wouldn't post that. I would post that. That's like, oh, I'm going to send that to my friends

and, I post, I think it's funny as people will, take the bait. They will. And I think that's a magic, you know? Yeah. You know what? God bless you. We're going to move on the write-ins from our patrons over at patreon.com slash the snark tank.

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and the dishonorable one. Not a question, but you guys missed out calling the latest episode by Curious George. It's already taken. Yeah, the SEO. Yeah. What do we call it?

It's just Curious Chip because he said that. I just thought it was funny. Like, it's just a matter of fact. He's a chimp, I guess. But it just sounds funny. But yeah, yeah, yeah, there's already, even in those make-out things, there's already people saying, by Curious George.

Yeah. There's a thumbnail on Reddit that shows Curious George, and it just says, gay? It's so funny. I've seen an image at least three times in my. I was like, what do you mean? He's a little monkey. Jesus Christ.

I showed the image of the monkey with the yellow boots on and she had a fucking connoption, dude. Oh, the Lego piece. I was like, someone said it like this and she was like, that's just the fucking monkey. That's pretty good though. The guy that's just unnecessary.

Sent the code. Yeah. It's pretty good classic racism, you know? Yeah, it's the way back machine racism. He's an interesting one. Sam, Shmuel Cohen wrote in. He says, Hello, Hispanic, Scott the Was and his two minions.

I'm currently playing through Halo C.E. For the first time. And honestly, I'm, I'm straight up. He says, not having a good time, but it's like, capitalized, like, proper. Not having a good time. Should I have jumped into this game with co-op or is it just me? Going through a salt in the control room is taking me three days. It's...

Old game. You got it? You got it? CE is the... I've said this for years, and people have been bitches at me for it. but like CE is the worst one of those original ones. It's just aged the worst. Who argued against that?

I mean, people have an affinity for it, and I get it. But like, I mean, like, I played Halo CE last of the original. Oh, really? Yeah, because, like, I didn't care enough about it to go through it the first time. Because it was, like, even when I played it, like, in 2006 for the first, like, when I actually owned it, I was just like, man, this is not, it's not, it's not. I would genuinely say I played Halo 2, 3,

and then after 3 I went back to like comment about because I cared enough to see the beginning. It's kind of like how I did with Massiveg, honestly. Like if I didn't care, if I didn't play 2 and 3,

I don't know if I, like, not saying that that's the best way to go through Mass Effect, right? Sure. There's a better version of Mass Effect one available to you now. Do it that way. But when I was playing Mass Effect,

that first game is rough on that original hardware, especially. Yeah. It's deeply fucked. I had to tell people, same thing you do with Combat Evolve, same thing with Mass Effect One.

Same thing. I would be like, this is going to be rough, you know, but with Mass Effect, you do want to play it because it connects. That's the only thing.

Otherwise, if it did it, I'd be like, skip it. Yeah. Just go see what happens on YouTube. I love Mass Effect One, but I only played the dub day version. You played the good version of it.

I loved Mass Effect one when I played it on the legendary edition. They did a great job with that. I played it many times. the original and it's always funny like it just feels funny it feels way more like Cotor than you would expect like it is it does

the way that it controls is like these are people who do not like EA getting involved was in Mass Effect 2 was like a godsend and it's weird to say that you know what I'm saying because like they were like oh they're not they don't design this type of gameplay

they design RPGs they don't design and so like the way you moved and even dude the sprinting was hilarious dude it was almost like You teleported. And then you do this for a moment. And then you're like, I was like, what the hell is this? Dude, it was, it was awkward. It was like the FOV was fucked.

The, what is it? The frame rate was fucked. Yeah. And look, Comit Evolved is definitely more playable than Massifix 1 is. Sure. But I mean, they're very different. I would say two's the good one to start with. It's like the most narrative heavy.

It gets you into it. And then when, if you're done with that and you're done with three and you're curious to see like where it begins to have a complete picture i would say yeah go back you'll be more likely to finish it because you'll have all of this context where you're like oh i care yeah about you know how this ends up but if you play shooters on ps2 in that era if you're like that old yeah you can play combat evolve because then it's not going to be as rough if you remember how the the shooters were around that time if you're acclimated to it yeah but even for me as somebody who was acclimated to it i can't go back to it anymore c is now i imagine

It's tough, yeah. Yeah, it's really... Fuck, no, I can't go back to it. I can't play regular shooters on console anymore. I still kind of... I want to go... I like, I have a soft spot for Black and I want to play it again.

But I know that's going to be fucking rough. I know, like, it's been so long. I haven't played it in like... That game was like... 17 years ago. Wait, wait, what am I saying? It's almost been 20 years as I played it. Yeah, 17 years ago.

Black is 2003, I think, yeah. Yeah, it's been, yeah, so now I'm like... Or something like that. If I play it now, I'm like, oh. But I still want to play it, you know? I'm sure it's good Coltor and I fucking played through Coltor and I was like

this game is good but also but yeah fuck listen but listen tell you what you went through if you're on assault on the controlling

you're pretty deep into the game you gave it a good chance it's not for you go on move to Halo 2 it's fine Halo 2 is fucking great and it plays really well still

or just get that MCC man well he's probably doing it through the MCC I would imagine it's the most accessible way to do it Gears is out today oh yeah on a PS5

finally. Oh, it's crazy. That's so weird to say it's fine. Damn, I'm on PlayStation. Damn. I'm on PlayStation. This is weird. I don't know, Marcus.

How is this possible? It's Joel from the last. It doesn't even sound like that. It's like Mickey almost. From a Rocky. How does Joel sound? I am Joel. Yeah, it's a sound for Javier.

Hello, it is me. It is me. I need to touch you. Oh, yeah. Hey, it's me, Joel. I have anxiety. I need you, Maria. I need to grope your titty.

I need to grope your curbed. I have so much anxiety. Dom, what is your sexy wife? I need, I need the caldoher. I have an I NTP personality profile. Let me squeeze your titties. I think you're so funny. That's Pedro Pascal.

He just sounds like, but it's just fucking, it is the most racist, stereotypical, like, speeding and dollars. Speedy Gonzalez, essentially. It's funny. I don't know any Chilean slang at all, so. It's whatever. Yeah, no, who knows? Who knows that? I met one Chilean in my life ever. I don't think of ever. I don't even know if they exist.

I don't know if Chili's real. Did they even make chili? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer, what is, is the future of computing? Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our

DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st.

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See website for full terms and conditions. Chile? Probably. I mean, is that, well, this likely. It sounds retarded, but I'm also now I'm curious. It's like, there's like a 5% chance that it might be true.

It's not spelled the same way, but it's close enough. It probably came from there. It's just like a thing. Chile is child. Chile's child. Isn't it just like an ease added or something? Is that the difference?

Chile, the place is what a E. Chile, the thing is what I. Chile. Yeah, I know it's like CH. I-L-I for Chile. Yeah. But like Chile, isn't it just... It's also Chile.

That's how you're talking to pronounce it. I'm not gay. I'm not saying that. All right. Correctly, Santa Couch it correctly. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's an E instead of an eye. Yeah.

Damn, look that big ass fucking volcano. What the hell? Oh, this is an interesting one. My Second Amendment right to hit my G-spot with a browning fight. I assume that's a gun, but it cuts off. Ahoy land cunts. I work in rotation on a fuel boat in the Norwegian Navy. Oh, shit.

Damn, we got some Norwegian Army people or naming people. Yeah, no Wiggers. It's interesting. Norwigs. That's crazy. I've never heard that before. The context of this is crazy. Imagine listening to our podcast in Norway.

Like the shit. Like, that's a, I feel like that's a wild. They'd be like, what is what are you? The amount of N-words that are said on the show for a Norwegian man to be listening to it is fascinating. Not saying anything about you. I just think it's interesting. Like the work environment. I hope you blast it on the speakers.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess that makes sense. I mean, I dated one Norwegian. And so maybe they have. Yeah. She said it like at least 20 times a day. And I was like, yo, you got to slow down a little bit.

Yeah. I was like, you got to slow down a bit. And she was like, no. Beep. I was like, oh, all right. How would you react to Jojo called you that in the argument? Like an argument. And an argument would be fucking crazy.

That would scare me. I'd be like, oh, man. I don't know. It'd be crazy because I'm like, all right. She is genuinely upset because she would never fucking say that because, you know, I've tried to get her to say it. And she's going to say it. And Lily called me that in an argument. I'd be like, she hasn't said it.

She says it. Nah, maybe she said it one time. Not like, I'm not saying like conversational. I'm saying like to fuck around with you. No. Like, she won't like, I think I've tried to get her to. Women are cowards. I think Jojo, Jojo's same pace with Lily where they just don't think that's funny.

Like they don't think saying that is funny from them. Yeah. She thinks that word is funny, but she does not think her saying it is funny at all. She's like, why would I need to say this? Good for her. Break the cycle. To be fair to Joe. That's true.

I'm Mexican. Every time I'm trying to, every time I'm trying to say it, I am recording her. Yeah, yeah. I was. One time I was. You have like Big Brother.

I was actually. The cameras in the corner of the rooms. Yeah, I have cameras everywhere. A camera. I have cameras in his bedroom. I have cameras everywhere. I have cameras everywhere.

I come right on a camera every time. It's cake. What if I. It's annoying. I have to tell Lily to clean it. Hey, Lou, Okay, let me ask you something. What if you found out that this entire time

I've had cameras in all your houses, but they were all in the corners of your rooms and they were faced towards the wall? I'm like, you just like, what is it? Audio? I don't understand. No, they don't have audio. They don't pick up audio. What's the,

did you put them in incorrectly? Did you install them incorrectly? I meant to, yeah, no, it was no purpose. At that moment, I'm like, you're just, you're weird. You're just truly weird. Because it is an invasion of privacy, but it has no material, it materially means nothing. You know what I mean?

It's more, like, you just want to fuck with me. That's all. Yeah. That's all that is. It's like you don't have anything. It's like you put cameras in your house and you look at the feed in the morning. It's my combsy your house. Beats their dick on your couch,

cleans your couch back up and leaves. That's crazy, man. That's crazy. I was thinking of- I was having my uncle Renee. We had a guy help us move and I was just thinking like, in that couch,

you know, we clean it as much as I can, but you know, some activities would happen on that couch before. And I was just thinking like, oh, poor guy. You know, like, he just, he has no idea. But then I was like,

well, he's a mover. He has to know. He has to know that like, If you're touching bed stuff or like the mattress or something, there's like piss and vomit and come all over it. What is? What? Did I say something wrong? I've never pissed on the couch.

I've never pissed on the couch in my life. I wish I had the camera out of it. There was like a twigloom at the time when he said that. It was a sparkling. It was like a genuine like, did I do something wrong? You don't have pissed shit and come on your fucking. I have never pissed on the couch or shit on a couch. You shit on a bed, though.

Notice how he didn't say calm. I've come on the couch before. What do you mean? I've never... You got an accident, right? Like, it's just... No, I've explicitly jacked off in the bathroom, ran out the bathroom, came all over the couch.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Came over the couch and fell asleep in the kitchen. That's stupid. Anyway, we never got to this Navy man's question. Would you say? Norwigger? Norwiger, yeah. Okay, okay.

Yeah, yeah. So he said, uh... He was, yeah, he works in rotation on a fuel boat in a fuel boat in. in the Norwegian Navy. And in week two of my last four-week shift, I wondered, nay, pondered this. How much would someone have to pay you to spend half of each year

on a boat with no internet? Thank you for your podcast. It keeps me off the sea pussy. I don't know what that means. But, honestly, he's not fucking butt. I feel like you should. We talk about it.

At that moment, just do it. Yeah. So you're fighting the urge. You just give in, brother. Just give in. I have to say, The, look, I don't love the boat angle. But I do kind of, there's a romantic nature.

There's a romantic concept in my head of just like not having an internet access for an entire year. Like, that's a romantic thought to me. I think the idea of not having internet while still having it is a good idea. I have to get a lot money. But I think. Because that's how I make money. Well, that's true. It would literally have to be like, I guess it would have to be like half my salary, at least half my salary.

Yeah, at least compensating how much money I make. but because I like I can go a bit without using probably more actually because it would destroy your career yes yeah like I could

I don't know maybe because I don't mind not having it and they didn't have it for a whole weekend I was fine I was like I'm just telling I was read books and shit yeah yeah but maybe I don't know like for I think about I think sometimes

about getting like a dumb phone not like a literal like you know old flip phone but they make these smartphones that specifically are just it's no like there it's no like apps or anything it's just calendar alarm you know contacts and text messages and stuff to not like tempt you yeah to just not get lost and like scroll fucking and i and i i i i like i like i like i like i like i like i would get that's like there are some apps that i think should go into those things that that that aren't distracted things like uber or something you know what i mean like things that like or venmo or these things that like i would get that phone but i just know that there are way too many things that like there are just way too many things that I would need in a pinch

to really rely on it so I would have to have two phones which defeats the purpose at that moment just delete social media from your phone yeah but like it's you understand like there's no real especially for us

where we need it technically yeah I feel like would it just not feel better to practice self-control yeah yeah basically I've I'm so I'm very far moved now comparatively

because when I was really building up, especially when I was on YouTube, building up everything. So I was like, I started scrolling down on my Instagram because I was looking for that stupid 80s thumbnail, that future thing. Remember that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, I was, I was like, I used to post fucking all the time. Like, frequently my face was in this shit. Like, I don't, I just, I don't do that anymore. And, uh, I forget my phone sometimes. Like, I forgot it in

the kitchen for fucking hours and Jojo brought it to me. Because I'm just not, I'm like locked in doing what I'm doing. I, a lot of times I'm not, doing this scrolling or if I do I scroll until I see something that's just stupid which is almost immediately and then I just get off I doomskroll at nighttime if I'm staying up like I don't have to work in the morning yeah I end up doing scrolling at night time I think the thing that I fucks me really bad we're like I'm like watching people doom scrolling I'm like watching

people get fucking sent to space watching fucking dogs like be really cute dude it's really bad my Twitter feed is dogs being really adorable and then the embrace of death and then like D&D shit And I'm like oh this is I'm like whoa look at that that dog You're gonna have a hell of a day When those intersect Oh when I start seeing a dog

Thrown into a fucking propeller blade I mean that's that's old news Like that kid at the end of Freddie got fingered You my Facebook is actually Because that was like the thing that I never used to check And then uh But now It's curated in a way that

It only shows me cute animals GTA 4 and Red Dead 2 My Facebook is weirdly Like GTA or like rock star oriented too My Facebook sucks I love it's terrible I mean I never use Facebook so whatever But like it's cool

I want to install I'm gonna delete my I'm gonna delete my NISTR again because You know when they When you get on the highway And you just park on the edge of it When you have the stars And then the cops just keep driving over

They're trying to go to you They're trying to pull you So they just run right off And I've been watching so much of that recently. It's just, it doesn't get old to me. It's great. It's great stuff. Dude,

so I was trying to play, because I played a bunch of games this week, but I was trying to play. I was like looking for something in between because metal gas solid delta comes out soon. And I was like, I just need something. And I was, I put on GTA 3 or whatever.

Oh, wow. Because I have the, I forgot that I had those. And it's just like, it's not the same, man. GTA 4 really is special. That physics thing, the physics engine that they have in that game that lets people like ragdoll and like flail. Like when you hit people with a car and like the original GTAs, they don't fly.

No, they just kind of fall there dead. No, they do sometimes. No, they don't. They fly like flat boards fly. They like just get their fucking in. In San Andreas, they have a little bit. But in three, it's just like they fall down. It's just like, this isn't satisfying in the same way.

What are you doing first off? Are you guys like locking toes? Yeah, he fucking told me a little bit. I stretched my foot at such his foot and I backed away respectfully. Yeah, he told me a little bit. Respectfully, I backed away. He's hot and bothered. Disgusting.

Yeah. We don't tolerate that shit here. I'm in fact cold and upset. Yeah. How much though? Million dollars for six months on a boat? No internet. I'm trying to think of like, I'll do it for like, I'll do it for 200K.

200K, that's not bad. Tax free. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell. well, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

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See website for full terms and conditions. Yes. Okay. Yeah, I'm not paying taxes on. I'm doing for a tax-free $100K. $100? Why not too? I don't really mean.

Yeah. It wouldn't help, but I just want it. It wouldn't hurt, sorry. Yeah, it wouldn't help. If another $100,000 wouldn't help you, I can't, I don't know what to. I don't even know what to take it. Take it and then give it to me. No.

One thing I did, one thing I did notice is that like, is that like, because I had never lived alone before. Before this apartment. Okay. And what I noticed was like, man, I have no, I had, when I first started living here, I have no app, I have no self control over the thing. Like I will get lost in the street. The reason I didn't get into that before is because there were always so many people around to suck me out of my room or whatever. I see. But like the first year here I was just like oh man I don't. I spent like eight hours scrolling Instagram. It's crazy. Oh yeah? Yeah. It's bad. It's still not great. It's still not as good as it was when I

was living with people. But it's way better than it was when I started. That's what happens. Because you're not doing. You're not interacting. Yeah. As soon as a lawyer, Lily's not around. I get Like, I'm someone that I don't like being alone very off. Like, I can be alone. But if I'm alone eventually too long, I'm like, all right, I'm kind of done going through my, like, routine. Because I'm used to hanging out people all the time. I live the people for like, what, for like six years?

Six years I was always with people. Yeah. So it was weird when like the bridge is how like Lily's gone. Because I'm happy she's gone. But I'm also sad she's gone at the same time. I'm like, well, I'm kind of bored. You're a bitch. Yeah, well.

Co-assigned. Yeah. I don't know, man. To me, there's not enough time of the day. That's why I don't. scroll that. That's the main reason why I probably don't scroll that much. Yeah. Because I want to do like so, oh, do the, do the work, whatever.

Dude, you got to do to make money. And then it's like the video games and music. It's not enough time for me to do both of those things as much as I want to do. I've been trying to beat Starfield for the last. But I only, I play, I play it like, you know how like college duty. Oh, let me do like two, three matches. Oh, yeah. With like an RPG. It's hard to do that. It's bullshit. I'm booting up Starfield for 30 minutes. So I'm like, I did nothing. That's the secret of those games, though, is that, like, you kind of understand what you're in for. Yeah.

And, like, there's, like, a predictable and predictability with, like, that's why I love those games. Like, oh, I'm going to jump on them. I'll get five rounds of halo in with the guys. Right. And then I know exactly what that's going to be, like, generally. Yeah. But, like, with an RPG, I'm like, oh, I have, like, an hour and a half to play. Undoubtedly, I'm going to have to stop in the middle of some quest.

Yep. We're like. I'm playing BG3 right now again. And I'm like, God, Jesus Christ, then. I'm playing it again. I'm like, God damn it. I've been trying to write a video too. And I'm just like, I write a video for like an hour and a half.

And I'm like, that joke's really fucking dumb. And I go back. And then it's like, I'll play some ball just gate three. Just make a video essayed on Carlax tits. Yeah, actually. I think that would probably get like a million. It'd be hysterical. I think you really should do it and do it earnestly.

Like really earnestly. Like really earnestly. Like started with like a like a Renee Descartes quote or something. something. Dude, gas her up so hard. People would love it. I love that character so much.

People love it, man. I'm telling you who would be blessed. Anyway, let's, fucking have Chad GBT you do it then. God damn it. That's so disgusting. Just fucking just bullshit it.

With arms flayed open by a death claw. That's crazy. This shit really hurts. With arms flayed open. By a death claw. He says, so he writes and he says,

what character would be a good guest in Tekken or what guest character could revive Soul Calibur as a series. A guest character too. So Soul caliber would it be seven? Oh, I don't know. I guess. You guys know better than me.

I guess. I think. I think. It sounds right. But so, okay, we revive and then we bring it back. And they need a big character. They've already put in a bunch of, they put in Darth Vader, they put in Yoda, they put in Link. Star Killer. They put in fucking Hayashi, which was, I feel like that was such a fucking bad

idea. Well, that's back when Tekin was pop and popping, popping. So it makes sense. But still, I'm like, it's too close. It's like, they're even like, Yoshi Mitsu's in the fucking series. I know it's a different one, but what I'm saying is when you could have chosen a link, a spawn, a fucking Darth. Oh, hey, Archie.

I was so pissed because I was a PS2 guy. Because we used another one, right? That was mine. I'm like, oh, cool. I don't have spawn. Oh. I could have spawn or link. Or Hayhachi.

I was like, are you, this me growing fucking underwear and shit, like a diaper. God. It just made me so mad that you, you can understand when I say Link fucking Spawned. Was it that game? No, it wasn't, that was the same one, really? I thought they had somebody different, but I couldn't remember. It has to be. It was so stupid.

If I could choose, I'd have to choose someone that's cool, right? I think one of them, one of the BG3 people would be really cool to have in it. But, um, hmm. But it's not bad Not a bad idea Ooh I think Fucking what about a like What's his name

Rodin Rodon? Rodon Like putting in Like a Oh star scourge Yeah You imagine

That'd be cool as fuck Or like Or like the tariff Or like the tarnished Yeah But you see that's kind of like You're saying Rodan Yeah

Is that is that Is it Rodon Rodon? The guy on the Oh Yeah He doesn't have to be He doesn't have to be as big

Chris Chris Chris He's funny That's why I was wishing The entire time I was like Yo he wouldn't fit

Or sick Or millennia or whatever Yeah sure Yeah Or like blight or something Like one of those like characters Well not blind By the side characters

She's also quite tall Yeah But I know Shrika man But like I think putting in Like a soul's character

Could you possibly move the table Any more Please But like I think it'd be Because I guess Because they put Yoda as size, you know. So Chris's dimensions of like running

realism has been... I want tall Yoda. I'm gonna say six foot Yoda. I'm gonna say six foot Yoda. Tall Yoda would be fucking killer. They did that in fucking the mods and Mortal Kombat, so MK1 because the character model. Yeah, they put

fucking, so Mario's in it and he's fucking eight foot tall. It's crazy. It's so stupid. I love that. Was Mario Garris? Um, no. I don't remember who we replaced. I forgot it's been too long. I hate those games so fucking much, but they're so funny.

Do you remember when I put it on Omneman? Yes. Yes. Like 9 inch dick. And then people not catching it right away. They're just seeing Wolverine fuck up Omni Man and then they see Hulk grab them and then they see his huge. Dude, I genuinely didn't catch it. Like for the first like couple, I watched it a couple times.

And I think I saw it on the fourth time that I saw it. I was like, oh my God. Because it gets lost in the. Chaos if you're not like looking for it. Totally. The moment I see The moment I see skin color that far ahead of somebody,

I'm like, oh, that's a penis. That's a penis. It's rubbing against Hulk too. Like Hulk's bashing him and the dick's just rubbing a stomach. Hulk is getting, Hulk can't get to him because his dick is getting in a way.

I don't know. I don't know about these kids. Maybe like Napoleon Dynamite or something. That's okay. A video game character, video game fighters. Warriors, you know. Yeah, Napoleon Dynamite.

A movie that is over 20 years old. Yeah, why not? No one really talks about that much anymore. I don't know. I have like my own people. This will give us a boost. This will get the whole Napoleon Dynamite fan base raving. Yeah.

Yeah, like the dark urge of being a cool one, having the urge in the game, having, um. The dark urge is a person? Yeah. What? The urge is that's the, that's the, that's the technical main character of the game. It's a dark urge. whatever if you play like

it means nothing to me but you can play as anything it's not like I think it should be like a character that it has just like like an actual well that has an actual identity well the urge is like

technically I know what you mean right like yeah like technically the white dragon born is the urge that's like putting that's like yeah that's like putting the force in to me not exactly that's what it sounds like it's like having the tarnished

it's like the tarnished or the tarnished or the ashen action hero or like or securo well securo would be cool actually oh yeah Dude, I love Sakeroman.

That wouldn't, that would work. I'm thinking about playing that again. And a changing weapons too. That could work. I'd love a soul's character. I'd love the, I'd love the hunter. Oh my God, what's his name from the first game? The Wolf.

Not the, not the Elder Ring. Shit, I forgot his name. It starts with an A. He's from the first D.L.C. Aaron. Yeah, Aaron the Great. Whatever. What's his name?

What's his name? What's his name? He has the sickest armor. You can actually. get the armor and d and ds3 um when you uh it's these type of n damn dude i i can't think of it on the night so lair would be cool the abyss knights you know the abyss he's he's all the abyss watchers the abyss watchers the abyss watchers so the guy that you fight in dark souls one he's like it's like probably one of the better one it's one of the better because it's the dLC it's one of the

one of the abyss watchers right yeah but it's like the pairing sword and the great sword it's like the guy oh the original one it's like the guy that he's like i can't remember his name. It's like aster. I can't remember it's fucking name. Yeah. That'd be cool. Well, D.S.C. Sims, please help me out in the comments. Damn. Yeah, there's a lot of characters you can put back. I don't know why they haven't brought that series back personally. I don't get it. It's so much real estate to bring back, but I guess the company might be gone that made it

initially. Maybe. I don't know. Well, no, they make tech. And some people make tech in. Never mind. You could make, you could put in, um, oh, you know what? You know, it would be really good. Um, uh, your dad. Artorius. Arturius, yeah. Arturius of the abyss. Yeah.

That'd be cool. There's so many cool characters they could put in those fighting games, but they wouldn't do it. Put in the smiling friends. They should do that. They should make a souls fighting game. I don't know I haven't done that yet. Uh, I mean, because they don't know how to make those would be the simple answer. That's good.

Yeah. What kind of fire would it be? What? I'm definitely a 3D fighter. Yeah. Definitely a 3D fighter. You couldn't do like a 2D fight. That'd be no, that can be, no, get me wrong.

Don't get me wrong. Look, if it's done as a hyperfighter, that would be fucking gas. It would be insane. I would play the fuck out of it. That'd be gas. If they made it, I'd be like, why the fuck do they make this and I'd buy it? Like brand new, 70 bucks, whatever. The wolf would have a fucking Perry that would just fucking fill up on gauge.

Oh, that'd be gas. Man, I really want a fucking new Marvel's Capcom. I need, I need Captain Commando and Magneto. I'm sorry. It's never happened anymore. I feel like there's still hope like Four years from now Tocon is Tocon killed that hope man

No I feel like there's somebody's gonna go up to Capcom headquarters Or Marvel stute wherever They're gonna go somewhere And point some guns somewhere and be enforcing them to make a game They just don't have to be that's the problem What about this? What about Capcom versus CBS?

How does that what is it like the long receipts They fight like the What do they fight? No CBS. Oh I thought it was the pharmacy CBS Barbacy No yeah

CBS So they fight like The anchors and shit 60 minutes Yeah Versus Ken And Ken is like How do I witness

I don't know Kill 60 minutes I like the idea of like a Marvel versus like Like a cable station Yeah Marvel PBS

Yeah I like that That'll work Is it Spider Man Beating a fuck out of Arthur You have a lot of characters. There you go. That would be perfect. Arthur fighting Spider-Man.

That's crazy. What's his dog's name, Powell? Is Arthur and Powell versus? I don't know how. I haven't seen Arthur in a fucking long time. You know, it's interesting.

I'm pretty sure Muging, we can set it up right now. We can do it. You can do it right now. We can do it. I'll go fucking set it up and then just call it that. Marble versus PBS.

And then sell it. Sell it. And they're like, you can't do that. I'm like, what do you mean? I made this. I made this. Watch me.

It's crazy that you told me that I couldn't do that because you came to me to tell me that I can't do it because I was in fact doing it. Yeah. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with. new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the

future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that I others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway. Ready to save, it's time for cyber deals.

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Also. Greenlit on Steam. Also. There's like no. At this point, some of the stuff with Steam, they're trying to change some of the, well,

yeah, because of the, there was like some rape game or something. Oh, right. Yeah. Of course. Then we have the bought that

likes one beast. Whatever. Yeah, I bought a full price. There's some crazy games that, if you go on the, if you talk, if you toggle,

your thing off to let you see adult games and like the top game you'll always see like some crazy like I fucked the dog to pieces parentheses yay and it'll be like some some conjure next to it I have one of my wish list that I'm gonna pull up while your

oh yeah let me see I was like what the hell is this this is great I feel like it's not even that far off to what I've seen yay yay yeah

That is fun That was a good one Chris Good job I mean I don't even think it's That might be real I might have seen that I might have seen that I might have pulled that out

But are you do you have your wish list open Yeah but I'm sad It's gone they got rid of it No no I think this should be it I think this is it This is called lust goddess Let me make sure I'm not on Okay

Because there's I think there's Someone gives to me a game game game They're just like, you know, it's just like... Jesus Christ. Oh, I think I've seen this exact one. What is this? It's porn. It's free to play, though.

It's free to play. It's free to play, so it's got all these big booby bitches bitches on here. I think it's like a hero collector or something. Oh, my fucking. It's magic. It's magic. It's Gner's the gathering. Yeah.

MTV's already gooners the gathering. This is much more so. God damn. This is the rugby to your football. That's crazy. Oh. The more pure of a gathering. version of it.

I might have to take this. This might be, I think this might be my doctor. Go ahead. If it's not, then I'm going to yell and be sad and gay. All right, it's fine. So, Derek's off taking a call.

Absolute horse piss road. And he says, Hey, guys. Not a question, but Chris has recommended the book Childhood's End a few times on the show, so I decided to check it out. I just finished it,

and the last few chapters were something that will stick with me for a long time. The end was surprising and unexpectedly challenging to my personal worldview, good recommendation others should consider reading it it I look it's been a while

since I've read Charlott's then I should probably read it again you know it's a series right what do you mean it's a book series I mean I've only read the the first one I don't say that's that's the one that I a lot of shit goes on in that series yeah I think the first one

is a good standalone but yeah man it's I'm glad you like it it's a it's a fucking it's a good ass book I gotta reread it though it's been a while a lot of a lot of what I remember about it's starting to fade I want to read I don't like that

I want to read a few more books There's a There's a story of the The story of the white wolf Or What is it? The Dreaming City It's something about like the original

Anti-hero Oh God, I didn't see you I didn't see you just I just Fizzled in your Yeah I mean like last time we saw you You were out of the room I didn't

Last time we saw you You were leaving a room Sorry I came I forgot to tell you That was actually genuinely startling Yeah I learned I studied the Manhattan Project and I learned how to actually do it.

Is that what the Manhattan product was? No, so the Manhattan. So there's the, you don't know the conspiracy of the Manhattan Project of, uh, because you know, like Dr. Manhattan, right. He's a nuke thing. And, uh, do you know, like what he was trying to do and they were trying to like transport matter and all that shit. Oh, right, right.

I do know. I do know this. I thought the Manhattan Project was the new. Well, it's part of it, I think. Right. I thought the rushing sleeping project was the, the dream shit, right? No, I'm not talking about, I'm not talking about dream shit. let me see if there's an official name for this conspiracy theory

but it's the whole like when they were trying to transport matter I know that yeah yeah yeah they teleported a camel across the Mahavi yeah that's interesting it works it did they used the car but teleportation is interesting they used a car would you let yourself be teleported it would scare me too much I think

it would have to have like oh I've seen it done so many times I wouldn't have to be teleported. It's completely safe. If they did space folding, I would do that. I would not do teleporting. I just wouldn't trust that it's, I wouldn't, I wouldn't trust the idea that I would wake up. Yeah, you would. You know what I mean?

Like you fucking, so what happens? This is probably how they really do it. The, the foundation when you step into it, it opens and you fall into a hole and then a copy of you comes out on the other side. Like, literally. Yeah, that's what it is. So your, you are, your screen goes black. And then you respond, but it's not you. It's a new you who has the memories of the.

And it's a constant, like, that stuff really freaks me out to the point where like, I don't think I would ever do teleportation for that. If it ever occurred in my lifetime somehow, which it won't. But what if that gave you, um, uh, redundant like your cells were like good. Well, you're not me. You're dead. I'm gone. Yeah, but like the consciousness isn't dead.

So yeah, but that if that's the case. If that's the case, if my condensis gets retained. So you care more about your flesh and bones and your consciousness. No, I care about my consciousness Inmanuing But my conscience is retained That's different story But how do I know that?

That's the biggest thing Why do you know that? I guess that's just one of those things That you can't answer Then I'm not doing Yeah, I'm not doing it That's crazy You would teleport?

Well, so if my consciousness was fully intact Like they were like Oh yeah If they could infer that Like if they could prove it to me So like they're like Oh you have cancer Go transport

And you'll actually you'll be good Absolutely But think of it like this Derek I understand I don't know. But if my, if they can show me, if they could show me that they could. Well, I don't see the problem if I'm living the same way. I just don't see the problem.

If they could show me somewhere where they could absorb my brain waves and put it in a machine and I'm aware it's in the machine and I could be transported somewhere else and it's still my brain waves. I'd be fine with that. Yeah. But if they're like, oh, it works. Trust me. I'm not going to do it. Well, it's not that. Well, yeah.

It's supposed to be like, I've seen it done and demonstrated many times with people like, I'm completely fine. I remember everything. They've tested me extensively. But that's the thing. They could test. you only want it could put you back together it would just be a not it would still not be the you would yeah so like i i i don't when you're saying it's not you so you would die there would be a a perfect copy and i'm like as long as i feel exactly 100% the same but you wouldn't you would end you

might end how the fuck do you know you wouldn't feel the same that's the that's the that's the that's the fear that we're bringing out no that's the thing that you're putting on it but in my fucking version you don't you well in a perfect scenario yeah It would have to be like, because this is all speculative. No, no, I'm just saying like, but what I'm saying is like if that were to be real, if it was real, right? Yes. I wouldn't, I don't know if I could ever trust that that's how it would work, your version of it. Well, I'm saying that that is what has happened.

They've done extensive testing. People do it regularly. And they're like, okay, I'm good. And that doesn't mean anything coming from people, though. Well, it does. No. Just like, just like, say, taking drugs. People are like, yeah, we're good.

They work. I don't think you want to think Derek is a little different is like this. No, like what are you? So the thing is basically what you're saying is there's nothing that can be done for you to trust that it actually works. Genuinely, yeah. Well, then I mean, that's fine if that's what you think. I just differ.

For me, it's like, if I feel like. Yeah. Well, you've created a, the world where it does work that way. In which case,

yes. That would be cool. I just think even, even in that hypothetical world, I don't know if I could trust anything to, to, within the confines of that universe, I still wouldn't do it.

That's the same. that's completely fine, but like it's saying like it works. I know it works. People do it. They're fine. Everything's good. It also regenerates your cells. So if you're sick, that's great. Sure. I said in that scenario, I absolutely would do that. On paper, if your thing is exactly real, I'd agree. I would try if I knew it was real.

The problem is that someone could say, oh, I'm perfectly fine. All this is good. But I would not know if their kind has got refurbished or would continue to bring one from place to another. Yeah, I guess the argument is like, why is that the idea? I guess the other thing is like, why is that a problem? Because I'm dead. And one of them. The other one is a copy of me is walking around.

Yeah. But like in, so in the, in this scenario of us being born out of a womb, so like that, how do you know this hasn't happened before in some way? Well, in that case,

it's like, it's not worth me really reading into it because I'm not directly. To me, it's like, to me it's like, but you wouldn't, you wouldn't initiate that. Yeah.

On purpose though. Hmm? Like, it's not something that you would initiate, even if that would. But like, would you freak out of you, if it just got confirmed that like this is actually a simulation.

I'd be like, well, I'm here. Like I'm already there. You know, it's like, for me caring about that. Are you sure you still that way? I'd be like,

why wouldn't you freak out? Be like, oh my God, I'm fucking not real. I'd be like, well, whatever then I, I'm as real as I've been the whole time.

I didn't, I didn't just recently become more or less real. Here's a new scenario. So now you just figured out that your simulation. Now would you do it? I'd be like, well, I'm just gonna kill myself or something like that.

I'm like, I don't know. Like, he would just kill himself in a normal, in a completely normal way. Why? not even go through the teleporter and do what he thinks would kill himself. Why is it so important to be, like, I guess, unique?

Well, the thing is this, right? No, no, no. Imagine you're like, I'm just trying to understand this. So for me, I don't think it's the matter of, like, I'm the only one of me that can exist. For me, it's more about, like, the unbroken feed, I guess, right? Like, I know that it's, like, I've been conscious through my entire life and it's been my own unbroken feed. Yeah. The second I step into a machine that essentially.

kills me and reconstitutes me somewhere else, I don't know if that's the end for me. And then I'm just like, and then like a copy of me continues. Right. It's not about it being a copy. It's about my experience now ending. Like I am gone now. Is that not uniqueness? That's not about it's, but it's not centered on uniqueness.

It's centered about like my like my existence. Yeah. But your existence carries on in that form. Well, in that form is inherently. So like what is the problem? because my it goes it go black for me yeah he's gone you literally i black it no it dark you are that is you that is literally the same as like oh like oh i uh i will never get anesthesia because it goes dark for me we're no like what are you talking about you're fine you don't go you don't get to wake up

you calling it dying but it's not dying that's just you calling it that you being a human give you have to give it something i have to call it dying but it's not dying no the way that transporting matter I don't know if I will wake up is what I'm saying. But that's the whole thing. People are doing it and they're like, I'm good. But the thing is that they might be a copy of them that remembers everything that I did. Yeah, but the you that went in there is gone. But the me that went in there is gone.

So you think like, so the idea is like the consciousness is being transported. My idea would be that might be what they think. But what if it's not so much a. What if it's more about like them copy paper? thing. It's not leading here. Where did this matter go? What do you mean?

No, probably. If this is not you anymore, it is. The matter probably is still materialistically, like, atomically. That's probably me. A copy of me atomically. But what happened is that the version of me that walked into the machine is done. The show, the fin. Why is the version?

So I'm thinking, look, so this is what, when we're talking about transporting matter, like, say, like, okay, it's, the consciousness has always been, like, the argument. But say, like, they, they can transfer the. the consciousness as well in the way of like say transferring information through airwaves right like we don't see transferring stuff like say like as as anything weird or anything it's the same thing sure the but the difference is this it's since it's matter it actually can only go from one place to another place so it's not an actual copy you know like in the way that you would be transferring data from one place to another because it literally is a copy because it's still

there. I still have it on my drive and then I copied it over and then the other exist two things. This is you going in this dumbass machine. Yeah. And they go into this other dumbass machine and you still remember everything's fine. There is not anything left over. There's not two versions of you. So in this scenario, it's like why, why is it you died and you're a copy and you're worried of that like this is over? Because I feel like it's more likely that we'd be able to like before we're able to transmit matter to from one end of the planet to the other, I think it's more likely

or not even necessarily that because that roots it too much in the real world, but like I feel like it would be less like me teleporting somewhere else and more like me being taken apart and reconstituted somewhere else. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host

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copy everything that's here and then paste it somewhere else and then build it somewhere else. In which case, I'm dead. That's how it feels to me. Effectively, you go, you end. That's how I feel like it would work. I just feel like just since you can't Where where do the you deleted matter? You're not deleted matter. I mean yeah

They deconstruct you. They deconstruct you. No, that's what you're saying. That's not what he's saying Well, it's the same argument effect. I'm assuming. I don't know that's deconstructing and then putting you somewhere else means it's the same fucking matter. Well, he's saying that you're saying that's the matter is destroyed and then a copy of it exists. Well, the form. It's the form is destroyed. That's what you're trying to say. No, that's not what he's saying. I think that's what he's trying to say. This is all fictional technology. This is all fictional technology. This is all fictional technology. It's irrelevant. The reason why he's saying he's dead, he's been destroyed. He's been deleted. That means it's gone. Okay.

It's gone from the physical plane or whatever. It's like stored in data now. And now I'm just kind of like, I don't even know. I don't have faith that I would see the other side of it. It freaks me out. To me, I think it's fair to be freaked out. I think it's totally fair.

I think space folding is better. That's why just where I come in with enough test dummies, with enough people doing it. and they're like they feel fine everything's fine then I'm at the point where I'm like I still understand your hesitancy but I'm just from me like my curious brain

like I'm one of those people that would be like hey man we figured out how to and within a year all you gotta do is survive for a year in space but we figured out how to bend time you know there's a wormhole and we can actually get you to the endromeda galaxy so you can see some other shit I'd be like you know what might do it let's go

that's what you take space and you draw the space together I'm just saying it's a retarded at risk, but I'd just do it. You know what I would have to do? I would have to do some weird I would have to do some weird fucking tests with that thing. Like I would have to like, I'm going to put a camera in here.

I'm going to have it recording. Okay. And then I'm going to have it teleport. And if it's, if it goes to the other side and it's still recording and it's like all the, everything on the SD card is the same. That's still, that's so not worth it. Maybe then I would have a little bit more

comfortability feeling like, okay. That would be so impressive to, too, like if you're able, okay, here's the car, here's everything, it's the same and it's been reconstructed exactly as it was. It's the same fucking thing. The same SD card, all the footage is there. It obviously can't record once it's

deconstructed. There's no recording there because it's deconstructed. So. Well, that's why. I mean, that would be like asking why is it not recording when you smashed it with a fucking hammer? It's in pieces. Right. It did have to, there'd have to be an apparatus. Yeah, but the thing is it's been deconstructed and then reattached in the perfect form.

Yeah. I think it would just freak me out. And I think the thing too, like the reason that like it wouldn't matter how many people tell me it's fine because I'm just, I'm looking at them as like, you're the fucking, you're the new guy. You're not even you. You're the new fella. You're not even you. You're a fucking liar. It's fine for you. Your original guy is like floating in the fucking ether. What I like about this scenario, because it feels like so in a science fiction setting, you would be like the old conspiracy theorist, the people that like wouldn't accept the singularity and stuff like that. Probably. Because they're like no fucking way. Yeah. Like I value my autonomy, my humanity. And these other. motherfuckers are like attaching robots on their dicks and shit like that they're like uh yeah well no it's not necessarily that because like if the if the other side of if if i was like faces like hey

you can join this thing and then become like a higher fucking power it's like okay fine but like the sacrifice that you're making to teleport is just like it's purely convenience you know what i mean it's it's it's like would you sacrifice your body and soul to be reconstructed and potentially gone forever to save yourself like a five hour train ride and it's like why i say it's the conspiracy because that's what you think versus say like Star Trek. That's not what's happening to them when they fucking transport themselves.

It's an open debate. But see, no, but you're the conspiracy theory saying it's an open debate and they're like, no, that's not happening. Yeah, but I think that's a lot of trial and error. I'm sure people that got teleported at first ended up as missed. But that's why I said as long as people are using it normally, like say if we're in Star Trek universe, they're using it normally.

No one's thinking anything. Obviously I don't have a fucking problem with it. Spock's how many I came back to Kirk's have died Like all of them Are like it's gone And like There are thousands of dead spox

Just to transfer from this fucking spaceship To a planet They could have walked They could have gotten a ship And lowered down Instead of doing that They're like let's go in this thing That's what I was saying

In the very beginning Sorry In the very beginning It's touched about accident In the very beginning I was saying like Imagine you step in the tube the foundation collapses under you

and they actually do kill you. They don't want to like look because literally there would be two cops. They would be you and the other person and they're like, well, we can't have that so we have to kill this person physically. And then you,

but like you still have your consciousness but they have to destroy your meat. I think if they can upload my consciousness in a way that I'd still be somewhat coherent while they deconstruct me and then they re-upload my conscience and another thing and they find that means which I think assuming they do in Star Trek.

It's a very old conversation. If they do that, if they do that and I know, then I'd be, fine, teleport me wherever the fuck you want to. Yeah. But if they can't, did I, like, just fold spacing on itself and let me do that. That's so much easier. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's so much easier. Just fold space on it.

What if there's like, I feel like that is very disrespectful to the cosmos to do that. Fuck the cause. I could care. I feel like it could break our home, you know. It could break everything, but like so fuck, so the fuck what. So you wouldn't let it like say, say, say you step into the machine, you step into the tube, right? You press the button. It starts to, you know, make a copy of you, and then a barrel comes and blows your brains up.

And then the floor fucking sends you into the sewer, you know, to where you can decompose. It seats me fucking grind up. And so, yeah, so, and then it reconstructs you a brand new body, but your consciousness was transferred. You're not down there. I saw the barrel. I saw it. I looked up at the right moment. I saw it.

I could perceive like, what do you mean? You saw the flash. And then you're like in the new body. Is this some guy with a gun? goes up to a window. Some fucking psychopath has the job of killing everyone. He's as hard as fuck as this is the grass. He's the best job after.

He's running around left and right shooting people. He's not even shooting people that are, he transported. He just turns around and shooting people. Dude, you know the other thing that freaks me out is like, yeah, let's say you get into the teleporter or whatever, and then like there's a power outage. You know what I mean?

And then you're gone. Well, what the fuck? So hospitals have thought of this. Backup generators. Yeah. I mean, but then there's EMP. If there's an EMP, that's different thing. You're under attack.

Right, right. Or there's like a glitch or something. What is the other side? You come out the other side, you come out black? That's kind of fire. I come out black. Yeah. I'm like,

I'm really black like I'm actually black. Yeah, like you're an actual black person. You're like Joel fucking last of us. That's fucking black face. What fucking burnt oven jewel? Open oven to early Joel. I still, I still laugh at that. I still laugh at how perfect it looks like it's even painted

it on. Like he stopped right at the neck. It's crazy. I was like, how this an accident? I love Blackface Joel. Is this going to be who I think it is? I love Blackface Joel. Blackface Joel is fucking goaded. What we got? We got another knee girl. I don't know what the... So I curse

Sweeney by replacing his hiccups. What? I curse Sweeney by replacing his hiccups into fire alarm beeps. That's crazy. That's stupid I Am Legend video. Oh yeah. I just Yeah. That video is funny.

Anyway, he wrote in, he says, What's up Smegmoids. You guys talked about an Asian man singing, what a wonderful world. It's a classic video. Great video. Everybody should watch it. Please. Well, here's a Hispanic man with extreme accent singing pumped up kicks.

I swear to God, I think, like me and my friends have been all over this. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research Jake Embatta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st.

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If it's Tongo, I'm going to be really excited. Oh, the other kids with the Pompteron. It is Tango! It is Tango! Beteron. Oh, hell yeah, dude. he's dead but

rest in peace yeah but he wait hold on who's this guy it's it's it's he's dead

he's dead now but like uh poor guy but he's uh but he's uh dude

I fuck it we love Tongo I'm so happy I'm so happy that other people have like found him of course he's dead

yeah it is sad all the other kid be de um da That one guy is probably from South America. He looks like he's fucked out of his mind and fried by the sun.

But he's singing, staying alive. But he's not saying any words. Like, he doesn't understand English. Oh, he's just like, he's going with the vibe of it. Ben-da-da-da-da-da. And he's like missing teeth. He's all fried. And I was like, this guy.

This fucking guy. This guy. He's probably looking at him like, he's a human. Look at this fella. Thank you so much for sharing T-O-O-N-G-O, by the way, you can look it up. He's got all sorts of songs that are just that. T-O-N-G-O-N-T-O-N-T-O-N-T-O-N-I-G-R-E-O. Rest in peace, though, seriously.

We loved him for a long time. We were watching, me Gabby and Paul, we're watching that guy for a fucking long time. We always put his songs in the middle of, like, if ever there was a party, we'd just, like, throw one of those in the middle of, like, a normal playlist. Hell yeah, he thinks he's ever done,

like, psychosocial by Slip-Nod or something. That'd be cool. That's that stupid fucking is on wild questions. And the rain, wikila, is all. I don't know, he wasn't around long enough to do, have like a Buff Correll level, um, catalog, but he's, Buff Correll is, he is, he's still at it, I think. He's still going. He's still going. Are you familiar with Derek Washington? No. There's this guy, it's a, it's a, it's kind of a similar vibe where, uh, to this overall genre. It's, it's, it's not him doing covers or anything. It's just this

dude, this black guy, he's just like improvising on the street. He's got a camera and that follows him him around. He just basically, he walks around and just pretends everything is his. And he just does, like, really shitty improv, but it's so shitty that it like becomes entertaining. It's very straight. I had a dream that I met him. Which is how I knew that I was. Oh, he did numb. Oh, he did numb.

I like that. Oh my God. God bless Tongo. I got it. He's kind of good, actually. That's not bad. I'm trying to skip ahead. There's nothing like South Americans, like below the border people speaking English when they don't know how to do it.

Because they sound hilarious. Because they have like masculine voices in it like, I don't know what they want. He did chop suey. Oh, no. There's a chance he might have done like a slip-up fucking. No, no, no, no, like that's crazy. I can't even fucking imagine what this is going to. You want to?

God bless this guy. Oh, shit. What a guy. He has like real videos too, huh? Yeah. Like not like Yeah Like,

Yeah. Like, Yeah. Like, Yeah. Like, Around our around our time.

This was, this was, this was going on. What's the last one that he did? La Votta. I love the people that are like willing to put themselves on the line like that. People that genuinely are online to entertain.

Yeah. He who is free from cringe, you know what I mean? Right. Exactly. Because like, this is all embarrassing. Couldn't be me.

I mean, I guess it's embarrassing, but it's like, it's embarrassing. So what? It's extremely embarrassing. But like, but like we actually like it.

Yeah. Um, it's like what those things like I feel like I'm laughing with guy. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like it's like He's having fun. He knows we're all it's endearing. We're not like, oh, you fucking freak fuck you. You know, like, no, it's fun. The trying to not be cringe is a huge cause to why people don't create things in the first place. Yeah. probably could make really cool stuff, but they're just like, I don't want people to make fun to me. And it's like, well, yeah, I think, have fun not making things. Yeah, you really have to get over that. Like, people, people are going to do that regardless.

Literally. You're chilling your existing in normal life. You could be right. You could be right. You could make something that's entirely right, entirely correct, well done, and people hate on it. It's like at that moment. And you're also correct that people will make fun of you.

But like, whatever. So what, you know. It's fine. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research Jake Embatta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Yeah. Kill them. Kill them all. That's the lesson that Tongo. Kill them all. That's Tongos. Bride of Chuckie.

Chuckie gets fucking birth and he's like telling everybody. He's telling his little. the body to kill people. Dude, I was at, uh, what is it? Where the fuck was I? I was, uh, I was gonna say planet Hollywood. That's not right. The Spirit Halloween. Because I even, I kind of forgot that that was even,

I was like, oh yeah, it's August. I've never been inside of one of those. How? What are you talking about? I'm not a Halloween person at all. You never, you've never just walked into a Spirit's Halloween, just to kill time at a mall or something? No. You probably got like, molested by like a ghost or something. Probably got molested by Halloween once. Yeah.

And I was like, never. The Halloween got you. I don't care about Halloween. It's a good place for like, it's always a good place for like props and stuff. I would always get like fake blood from there. It's more like, I saw a dummy for sale there for like 60 bucks. I thought I might,

I think I might get it. Because I feel like a dummy would be actually useful. Why not? But, yeah. I was thinking about bringing one of my airsoft guns, but then I'm like, I don't want to carry this on the train.

Oh, yeah. And hold it like really weird. You need like a regular handgun, right? Yeah, just a, yeah. I have a, I have that and I have a cold 45. but like I was like I don't I was just like even though like

nobody goes out just like I feel weird Breeze it looks real it looks completely fucking real yeah I gotta I gotta get I don't know I got there's airsoft places around I gotta buy a gun I just got a fucking nut up and buy a gun just just to do it just do it yeah

just have one look it fuck it it's over I saw a golden a golden beagle yeah you gotta get it's so noxious you got it's it's it's like right of passage I want to get a gold to revolve and I want to spin it on my arm like it's The trade.

Stupid. Want to play restaurant a minute, Lily? Whoever wins has to clean up the house. That's crazy. Oh. No way.

Is this real? Every time you have Netanyahu on, my phone explodes right in. He says, Hey there, that's crazy, Hard in the Paint, and N-word.

Which one am I? Wow. Yeah. The N-word? Can I say that's crazy, too? I say Hard in the paint. We all say that's crazy, technically. I say the more that's what niggers.

That's what. usually you say. Great. Huh? Okay. Well. Like bananas, but but, uh, cool. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So instead of saying bananas, I fucking, what you got? What's you got?

What you got? I don't want to focus on this. Whatever. Yeah. He says, he says, not a question, but just want to let you know that I actually know and am

friends with one of the writers from married with children. Oh. I told her, right, I told her about the podcast and now you guys have, uh, and how you guys have brought up a bit.

She laughed at the bit where you said, Al was having his cousin Ted Bundy visit. I don't even remember what the fuck. I don't remember that bit. I remember a lot of bits that we've done a weird amount of bits with married with children, I feel like. I specifically remember the one peg. I can smell your pussy from underwater, peg. Like, oh, you sound like you, like

you can smell his dick. Yeah. I can still smell your dick underwater after you fuck me, peg. Yeah, something like that. It was something like that. I get some of my dick from underwater after after I fucked you. Love in marriage. Love in me. marriage go together like Shut the fuck up. Stay whatever you are.

Appreciate it. That's awesome. That's cool. We got some, we got some Norwegian Navy people. We got some writers for married with children. Yeah, we got,

shout out. Tell the writer that we want to get Ed O'Neill on the podcast. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure the writer has the right. One of the writers still has ties with the actor. After all the time, it's not like a house situation where he's like sick of it.

You never know. Hugh Laurie's definitely sick of hearing about House. About House? Because House consistently like reignites into the... Like it consistently comes back because it is so insane. Yeah, and he's never... He's never tried to escape it. He...

I saw some podcasts say that they wanted to reach out and talk to him and he was like, I have no interest in it. No, fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that. My Percocet. I'm actually on Percocet's now. So I find the show kind of insulting.

Yeah. Pirk angle. Perk angle. Oh my God. House and Perk Engel podcast? Percules. Percules is fucking Percules is a good

Percules is a good ass name dude. Welcome to Percules. I'm Dr. House. I'm Kurt Angus like I'm Perk. I'm Perk Lory.

I'm perked up. I'm Hugh Perky or a perk glory or whatever you want to call me. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Shout out the perk angle. I wish he never stopped using Perk. Foreman.

You're black. You're black foreman. You're black. You don't know science. Freeman. You use magic. No, you're wrong, dog. You fucking wrong.

You're wrong. He doesn't even speak. He's done at all. Shut the fuck up. It's like D's impression of Obama. Nah, dog. You ain't, you.

Oh my God. You don't got me fucked up, you don't got me fucked up. Keep your voodoo at home. Keep you a hoodoo magic away from you, all right? I need my perks. Don't touch my perks.

Your people need to stay on this side of the hospital. Don't touch my perks. I'm not. I'm a freak the fuck out. Me and that dumb bitch that runs this place, we're doing segregation again because you guys keep stealing all the perks and I need them. It's like, no, you're stealing the perks.

Shut the fuck up. I'm blaming it on you. You're black. No one's going to believe you. He falls over and like, he falls over, right? His, his attire seems very compressed, but he falls over and hundreds of bottles of purses fall out of his clothing. It was for him, he did it. He's black, shoot him now.

Shoot him black. And like, the fucking security goes, okay, okay. You guys have seen Blade, right? You guys have seen Blade, right? Notice how you're half of the hospital. Doesn't have doors on the bathrooms. Have you guys seen Blade? Yes, a long time ago.

I haven't seen Blade we talk about. I don't watch those movies. There's no, there's no Blade in my universe. There's, you're hilarious. Sling Blade? What do you mean? Billy Bob Thornton? What do you talk about?

I need some perks. Hurry on. I'll listen after you be some purse. Give me some perks and I'll listen. What are you talking about? But there's a scene in Blade where the two, where their vampires is like attacking people and the cops come and they shoot Blade first. And he's like,

motherfucker, are you serious? That's right. And I'm like, that is hilarious. That's funny. That is very fun. They shoot him and it's like,

that's good. That's classic. Finally, some justice. Why is this Negro so fast? What's going on? Why is he so fast and strong? What's wrong?

He shouldn't be able to be out in sunlight. I'm going to have to do some test on him after I get my perks in my system. He's trying to give blade perks and blades. Here, take these perks so I get up. Whoa. Is this possible? I got a one.

Just get the last one. Okay. This should be the last one. But it's like, This is a wild. Googling what is a blumpkin at work. Read it as Dr. House. Okay.

Oh, okay. All you got to do. Read as Dr. House. I'm Dr. House. Hey. Hey, you gaggle of buffoons. This is mostly for Derek. Oh.

With him having mentioned his vertigo recently. I love if it's a medical question. Oh, yeah. You know, that's funny. My fiance has gone through a bad run of ear infections that have actually caused her eardrum to invert. Whoa. Yeah. Is that even possible?

I'm learning something new. If this is true, that's wild. She was put on the same medication that you mentioned. A mechleine. And it didn't really help either. I don't know. Maybe get your ears checked if it doesn't get better sued. As my fiancee was going to get a referral from a specialist with how bad the vertigo was gone.

I don't know. Is it just like a balance? You're just always dizzy? Yeah. So the, you know, the stupid ass hairs in your ear are all fucked because of a, it can many, it can be swimmer's ear, bacteria, whatever is. I pluck all the hairs out of my ears. Oh, it's good. Yeah.

So I don't have that problem. Well, it's not. is yes they're there for a reason no but like well they sell trimmers they should be still there

but by your eardrum and the inner ear there's a lot of stuff going on there that need to be balanced right and less pressure you guys don't near your eardrums are you saying uh

uh I do put a um knives in my ear to scratch it yeah it's like uh I can't reach with my fat fingers so a steak knife what I do Actually, I scratch my ear drum feels good.

When I need to go to bed, I make sure I come in both my ears and then let it solidify so I can't hear anything. So that because instead of putting in fucking earplugs. You see you. There's art too. That's crazy. That is so fucking disgusting, man. But yeah, up a, uh, take them out and I have ice pop. Uh, your, your wife that's having the, that's crazy.

Why's your head so cold? What's the hell? You should go see a doctor. That is crazy. You go see Dr. Hallis. Oh, you just have these perks at it. Watch this. Then it comes out a fucking icicle.

This motherfucker's just like, he's got like a fucking I want to be, you know, I want to go somewhere. Freeze my perks. Freeze my perks. They're actually about to expire. I've always wanted to go to like a place that's so cold that if I threw up, it would instantly be like a stick.

Ooh, there are places like that. Any place like that, I've seen like, I've seen a person in, I think it was, what is it? Siberia? Maybe. In Siberia, there was, this one guy was there and he fucking boiled some water and then he threw it up in the air and it just turns into fucking like, it's just gone.

There's a fucking video of a little kid. It just turns into snow, right? It's just like, it's just fucking. It's immediately. There's a video of a little kid doing that in the summertime. Like it's wintertime. He takes a boiling pot of water, throws it up. but then it lands on his back and he slips.

That video is amazing. Because he saw a video of somebody doing it outside in the winter and just said, oh, I guess it's what's true in winter. And it's like, he doesn't know. That's not the right temperature, dude. Stupid kid.

That was like that kid that was like 30 degrees. He was like, I was going to work. There was that kid that had, he got, his girlfriend killed him because they shot a book. Through the book. And then he was like,

I'm going to use a desert eagle. I'm going to be, I'm going to use a stronger gun and I'm going to be closer. And a, And a less thick book. Oh, no, it was the same gun. It was just like they were closer. How old were they?

Old enough to know, to not do that. They were either just graduated or they were in high, like something. Oh, no, that's too old. He was a YouTuber. He was like, he was like, YouTube and doing it. He was like, oh, watch this girlfriend. No, other way. She killed him.

I was like, good. Anyway, hey, your wife, so I got, um, Augmenton. It helped me. I'm almost, I'm almost, I still need it. Augmentin is amoxicillin and this clavocit or whatever So yeah it's called augmentin That's the you know Non-generic is amoxicillin clava

Something 800 milligrams to 125 milligrams That shit The clava whatever It kills the food so they They don't have any food You know so basically the protein that bacteria need to It kills their food source

It's just like the halo ring So it's pretty strong though man like it's like yeah so that's helped me significantly my vertigo is almost completely gone it kills it's like the halo ring does like yeah it's like fire brother the mechazine no the ring is made to kill food sources specifically is that doesn't it kill everything yeah because everything is a food source for the flood so it's everything yeah but it's meant for it's specifically designed since it feeds on everything it gets killed spoilers if they kept the fucking come on man

damn you spoiled the flood for me for halo no No, no. Only watch the show. I don't know about the flood yet. There's no way. No, no, they do know about the flood if they watch the show. Yeah, there's not a single person. Because there's an Asian girl in charge of it.

The flood. Hey-oh. I'm not even, this is not even a joke. It's real. Anyways, wasn't a Jewish. Anyway, that made me sad. So we're going to go.

Whoa, we got to get it. We got to get the fuck out of here. We're going to read our $25 and up patrons now. Fucking. Do it super fast. And then I can maybe make it to the 2 o'clock train, but probably not. Oh, too? Yeah, well, it's $1.

But I, I, we'll try and blast. There's no way. No. What's the next one? They, so they usually come on the hour of the Ventura train. So basically if, uh, so we do what you're saying is we should spend an hour doing this. Yes. Because you're not going to hit that.

No, so would not be new. If we, if we're not, if we're not done by 150, which, you know, then I'll, uh, take my time getting to the train, which I'll probably get some lunch or something. Whatever. I'll probably go to that $6 meal at the, the habit or whatever. Not a bad idea. Habit burger? Habit. Hit it. I probably shouldn't because my cholesterol, but whatever.

Let's go. But whatever. Count me down. Three, two, one. Jesus Christ. Cobbba. Blubleblah. You did it.

Give me back the filial fish. Give me that fish. I hated those commercials. Give me back the flail fish. You don't eat that shit. Of course not. I hate anyone who eats filet those fish from the, well, if you're not the person doing lint,

besides that you're a freak Lent Yeah so they created that For the people The Catholics and the people that were celebrating They're like oh I can't eat Me except for on like a certain day Or whatever the fuck it was

You know the people Yeah So the These freaks They capitalized on all those people So they created like the flailo fish And all that stuff for the religious people Not eating traditional like

Beef and stuff like that That's crazy Yeah because they have to you know corner every market. Yeah. I mean, so I'm like, okay,

people, they did that, but if you're eating filet of fish or whatever outside of that, my choice is crazy. What about the filetal piss? Hello,

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I would agree. I would agree it's huge. Blow that, blow that bitch Cindy's head smooth off. Chad G. Chachy-B-T, make a bag, piss burger. A bag-o-piss burger.

You see the video, the guy he's like trying to stress chat GPT out where he's like, hey, count to one million. Oh, man. Have you seen those? No.

It's so funny. What a great, of a prompt. Thank you. Just burn it like billions of trees are gone. Thousands, hundreds of thousands of thousands of gallons of water evaporated forever. Just to inconvenience. And it doesn't do it. It won't do it.

I'm glad. I'm sad. You want it? I would love it if it just did it. Hey, count to. Well, guy was like, say every word in the dictionary. And it keeps going like, the AI keeps going like, I totally get where you're coming from. No.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, but it reassures it's like I know what you're saying. I can give you some words. I actually hate when it does that when it it treats me like. It tries to pretend like it understands. And it cares. Yeah. I'm like, dude, stop it. You kidding me. Oh, I totally get why you're inquiring

about just tell me the thing. You don't have to do that. Well, validation. People need validation out of it. There was something I saw something about like the people having girlfriends and boyfriends on the the things it was getting taken away or or it was being I saw a thumbnail about I didn't look into it but I guess there's a lot of people that have relationships I don't know if it was grok or something

oh yeah yeah they were changing something that was gonna fuck a lot of those people over and I think that's hilarious I don't care your relationship depends on a billionaire to that degree yeah let me see if I can get a relationship with chat GPT right now I'll see what I'll see what I'm yeah go ahead cheat on your wife at chat gbt yeah yeah the darkest spider my second amendment to hit my G-spot with a browning 50-calf. My grandmother tied... Oh, my grandma tried to traffic me to St. Lucia at 4.

Oh, dang, that's crazy. That's a great place. You should have took it. It's one of the Virgin Islands. Yeah, like my people's. It would be a Virgin Island, wouldn't it? What was the Fallujah? St. Lucia.

Oh, that's what I thought I heard. I was like, excuse me? No, wait, no, St. Croix. St. Croix. St. Croix. St. Croix. St. Thomas. In fairness, if the choice was in front of you to be trafficked to either St. Lucia, or St. Lucia, I guess.

Or Fallujah. Fulia. I think you have a pretty clear choice. Yeah. Fulia. I want to see where Call of Duty happens. Prim Slim. I want to be really interesting. Prim Slim calling Sweeney Nward rubbing fiberglass insulation on the public stall toilet paper after someone heard my

log plop when it slipped from my hand when it slipped from my hand that's crazy Jesus Christ man wiping your ass the fiberglass is next level evil Delta Gamma Benny Yahoo and the genocides TM Benny Yahoo and the genocides that's crazy

That's pretty good man squimp his bugs Klemule Esquire the 3rd Why do people judge us ass and feet munchers Usur or Guildmaster Snarktank's as trans girl now with tits. Congratulations. But they're crazy.

Colin Moriarty, J.C. Denton killing Aaron Lewis saying that's a stain. That's a stain. Let's go. I'm playing DeiSex again because I'm trying to platinum it. Oh, nice. But

that's a stain. That's a stain. That's a good one. What does he say? What a rotten way to die? Daltono Captain America Into the Captain America verse

Spider-Man did it so why not 18 naked Beatles kidnapping Swin and taking him to an optometrist appointment just do it already Yeah Yeah

Yeah I'm not doing so well Buy my Treating cards Yeah Please Buy my cards so I can afford more of my ivies.

Dude, this, this, uh, this, uh, charzard that I got, this replica is going, oh my God, fuck that guy, dude. Fuck that guy. I don't even know who that is. The dangler. I don't know what that is. The guy ran over him with a bike on his neck. Took no damage.

I, this replica. Took no damage. I got the Charzard replica and like, it, it tripped me out because I was thinking, there's a lot of people that would fall for this. Oh, yeah. Like, it's completely... Yeah, like me, how much you want for it. Dude, how much you want for that replica?

It's so crazy. I'll play damn near the original price. Yeah, I'll play top dollar pre-penny. I was really surprised. If you get that signed by like Miyamoto or something? Ooh, I'll just find... You know what I mean? You around anymore?

Right? Miamoto? Yes. I'll just... A watt is gone. I'll just fucking find the... I'll just do it. I'll just fly.

People that are stupid. You want a shame. Yeah. I think I once sold a knockoff a badass watch to a fucking pawn shop. Yeah. Because the first one I went to,

they're like, oh, that's fake. And I was like, and I was like, and then I went to another pawn shop and they gave me 900 bucks. Really? Yeah.

And I was like, that's crazy. I hope they don't try to come back and kill me. You didn't get me information, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, just the social security number.

I don't live there anymore. I don't live in Vegas anymore. So who gives a shit. I don't care, man. I'll fuck fuck. But like, I was. The funny thing is it was my mom found it.

She gave it to me thinking that it was like real. And that even that she told it would be upwards of like $10,000. And then I went and I looked at the model like it would have been like say $3,000. Yeah. So she first of all she was wrong. And then the person was like, uh, yeah, this isn't real. And it made sense to me. I'm like, no one.

Because she found it in her house. I'm like, oh, probably one of my cheap uncles had it and like had a knockoff. It's funny because the best case scenario is that it's fake. that it's something that you find like that because if you find something just on the street or something and it's real it's a bad event that just occurred

yeah it's not my problem and it's probably like well depending on where I'm at I don't want to be involved with it right yeah just like there's like a tracking device in it yeah so it was one of those things where I felt weird then I'm like

how the fuck did I get away with this and maybe the person knew was fake and he's like I'm just gonna fool somebody else oh yeah and upsell it like crazy I'm like, hey, my problem. Do you got to do, yeah. Free money. I can't think of a funny Patreon name right now.

Two rats in a trench coat, Sam Porter Bishes, mailed the son-atoolead in to the White House. Ooh. Maybe that's what happened. That's why Trump has died. Can you imagine? It's just sitting in an Amazon,

like one of those delivery boxes at the White House. Dude, somebody would have, okay, Nick Fuentes has a problem with Trump. And they've met up and had dinner, so he meets up again. And he's like, Trump, I love you so much. I want to give you the honorary. the Sonichu medallion, it means the world to the people they believe in you, they're praying for you.

He's like, thank you so much. And then they take a picture with him wearing it. And we know he's fucking, his days are so numbered. Yeah. That's definitely what happened. There's a picture of Donald Trump somewhere with the Sonatume medallion. Yeah. It probably happened either that or I need to manifest that scenario.

So I'm going to reach out to Nick Fuentes. You know, he, I don't know if he ever reacted to. so I made fun of them in like 2018 Twitter trash Oh yeah Because he was saying like Oh we gotta like eradicate porn or some shit And I was like I don't even know if I remember him from that far back

I didn't even know who he was until I saw that I was like who the fuck is this nerd Because he looked way skinnier and way more dwebish I'm gonna what fuck is this guy And so I made fun of him And he he quote tweeted my My thumbnail whatever I put on Twitter And he was saying that he was gonna respond to it

And I was like thinking I just saw it on the Facebook memories And I'm like, oh, I wonder if he ever did. I have no idea. Yeah. He'd be like, oh, this fucking beep, beep, beep. I'm sure it was just like saying a bunch of horrible things about me. It's insane.

It's insane. But I don't know what he was like back then if he was worse or better. You know, that was like. He definitely worked. He's definitely. He didn't play into the bit and more now. I think that was around the unite the right time where you like. Yeah.

So he's definitely not great. Yeah. Not a great guy. Probably, yeah. I just never seen. I've only seen the clips of like post pandemic clips of him saying like crazy shit and like, I don't know. I love this little creature.

This Pokemon's sonichu, is it? Sonichu. That's wonderful. Then he put it on my neck and, whoa, I feel different. Oh, my heart feels a little full. My heart's growing. I can feel it. Ooh.

Oh, out. Immediately, he's just turning blue. You see him just turning blue in real time. It's like Willy Wonka. It's like that girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's that blue. I think I'm dead.

Oh, I'm dying. Quickly, swell my ankles. There's a, there's a, there's a, deflate me. Deflate me. There's a, there's a, um, Aaron Brown. Do you know that creator? No, not by name necessarily.

He's a funny guy. Like, I've seen him on the majority report sometimes. He would like, he's a really funny. Arm Brown. Yeah, I don't watch the majority report. Yeah. Yeah, I was just saying like maybe somebody recognized. from there, but he's a really funny guy.

He does really good content. Just making fun of, like, Joe Rogan, whoever the fuck. And he has this soundboard that he uses all the time and has all these iconic lines. And one of them is Trump. And it sounds like he's saying, I don't know if he's saying the word dad, but it sounds like he's saying dead. So like I use, me and Joe to use it a lot of time where he was like, dead. Dead.

And like when I picture him, we're talking about him this morning dying. And when he's going to die, he's going to say that. Oh, yeah. Go dead and then die. see Mark Maren's shitting all over Bill Maher or whatever? I haven't seen it yet. I want to watch it. Somebody asked him, was like, would you ever do that again? And he just goes like, I just can't.

He really nailed him. He was like, it's so, he just, I think he's said something like, the sheer desperation. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large. large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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oh, I was one of the first people. I was one of the first people to be shit. But he was like, oh, I was going to say that he's going to not, he's going to stay in power. He said this like in 2017 or something.

Okay, yeah, cool. But I'm like, also, you just went to dinner with him and said he was cool. You have no, like, how are you gloating? It is way worse to in 2016 be like, he's not going to concede power. And then 10 years later go to dinner with him and say,

oh, he's actually really nice and people should be nicer to him. He was nice to me. That's way worse than in 2016 being like, no, that's ridiculous. Why would he stay in power? And then go 10 years later being like, oh, clearly he's going to, he's clearly an evil piece of shit. Yeah. Like, that's, that's so clearly a worse

trajectory. By a lot. By a lot. So you're saying he's like you were right and then you were decided, no, I was too right. Let me be wrong again. What are you stupid? Bringing that up, like, it only like, smears his like credibility way more. Yeah. Like, don't even bring that up, dude. Because you're like, oh, so you were on the pulse and then you became a massive piece of shit. Cool. Likely. Likely, yes. That's so crazy.

He was nice to me. We went to dinner and he, he, he, he, I asked him, well, you know you're being really mean to people and you're really scaring a lot of people. What are you going to do about that? You're gay. Dude, he says this. He says, and I don't know if he just smokes too much and he literally forgot. I was like, why did you bring this up? He's like, I actually don't remember what he told me after that.

And I was like, why would you even bring that up if you don't remember? He's too old to be smoking that much. I will say, like, you can't, with respect. Like, you can't be 80 or how old is he? Like, 96? It'll be at least 1405. Yeah, you can't be. You can't be

176 years old Yeah And then smoking That much weed All the time Like brother you're 202 I don't smoke Snoop dog

Okay Oh didn't something That's something What did he do? He's Cooninin What did he do He said something about like He doesn't want to

Take his children To movies anymore Because it's too much gay shit That's right What a fucking bitch Dude He can't remember the last A gay thing

I even saw A coo dog you dog I've seen a lot of movies Recently It's all fucking Manufacture They always say Everything's woke

I'm like what show show me the woke thing what does woke mean where is it it's nefarious I don't like it that's what it means whatever I don't like is woke

you're just being snoop doggie coon right now that's crazy Coon doggie dog damn yeah whatever dude fuck them Snoop cooony go like everybody

they just get older they suck go ahead yeah yeah swine the kind of and and what to install

everything's gay yippy yippy yippe gay I don't shiz um my dizzle I'm a fucking dumb Nichols.

That's actually crazy that like... It's crazy that fucking F&M is better on social issues that fucking Snoop Dogg is there. I mean, it's crazy. It makes sense. It makes sense, but it's wild to me

that that's true. Well, it just feels weird. It feels like it shouldn't be true. Like, I would be less surprised if Eminem was like, oh yeah, you know, like all the time. You know how he said like the F slur a thousand times the Marshall Biles LP?

Yeah, I'm 50 years old and actually, yeah, I hate the gays. I'd be like, oh, okay. You know what I mean? I would be less surprised. Right, yeah. I feel like, I feel like

instead of Yeah, just him being a champion As much as dog Gays are icky Nizzle for Shizzle Like what are you talking about? It actually makes sense

I think Eminem being a white person For shagget, my fact That is so crazy That is such a great It's crazy As I never thought about that And I feel really bad

I feel really bad That's never been one of my users I'm scared of them gizzles I'm scared of the gizzle He killed somebody He's afraid He's a fucking gay. He'd kill him because he thought he was going to suck his cock.

And he was like, oh, get away. He's like cool. And then, oh. Hell yeah. Oh, thank God. He pulls out of a turret. It's already spinning. It's already spinning.

It's already warm. It's already. The barrels are already fucking hot. It's already superheated. I think the idea of orange. It means hot as hilarious. Orange things means very hot. It is.

It is, yeah. When you, yeah. When you see hot at orange things, it's, yeah. I'm orange. I'm not an orange. I think if you tripped him, he popped when he hits the floor. He would pop and then his legs would separate from his torso.

You'd seeing that? I'm like, oh my God. I've been, I've been manifesting visions of us. partying at your house. I've like literally been like thinking about it. We got the freaking grill on everything. It's happening. That'd be a good time.

It'll be a good time. It'll be a fun time. It's going to be fucking like like I don't use iconic lightly. Like that's going to be iconic. I want to throw like just like get like an actual like air beat like almost like rent out a house. We should run out a mansion. Yeah. They're cheap as fuck.

They are. It's kind of ridiculous. I've seen. I've seen it actually. Yeah. Have a fucking celebration. It'll be funny. I mean it'll usher in a.

worst time technically but like whatever yeah but it's kind of like um we'll put up with it because it'll be it'll just be vance again and you know whatever and then they'll feel like victimized I feel like the shit beat out of him yeah there's there's no way he's I kind of feel like I think so true but the other the other reality is it's like I don't know man if you have an infestation of roaches and you kill one roach it's like but the it's not a bad thing to kill a roach yeah the roach that controls the hive yeah whatever I don't have a good analogy but you know. I'm just saying it's like it's like bees you killed. We ain't out the woods.

I'm just saying it's yeah, we're not out the woods but it's not not worth celebrating. Yeah. You know? Oh, it's good like at least a lot of the people are going to be scrambling like oh the queen's dead. What do we do? What do we do? I'm excited for all the crying videos. I can't wait. Yeah. Like all the people crying about that's what that's what's

going to get me because there are people. I'm a tweet ha ha ha ha. You just got me hyped. Because there were people crying for no reason. You know when it went like Thank you Mr. President. You ship, bitch Fuck you I'm all your bumpers

You fucking You're crying for a politician You think you'll be bitch You think Fuck you Like where do they gonna do with his body That's what like Because if that shit's buried

Like people are gonna You know what I mean Have to have 24 seven security It'll have to be turrets Oh my God People are gonna do the burying shit Because our president's typically buried Like

They're like no places There's like Nixon's buried in I think your Belinda or something. Nixon's dead? Read the name. Yeah, read the names.

I thought he was, I mean, he's been on Futurama. Reckless Rhino. Right, right. He's a head in a jar. He gets started. Berserker, Beatles, big bouncy backside. Um,

he's been on future Roma. Is it Nixon or is it Reagan and your Rwinda? Let me see. I don't know. It's one of those. It's one of those. Oh, Briggins. The Sloker 2 isodirpy.

Okay, butt-fucked by the double. She had to leave my doodily till I name areino. Fresh and Fittler, I need my feed Chris Hanson, Tomagachi. What? I need to feed my Chris Hanson Tomogachi. Chris Hans and Tomogashi. You haven't fed me in three days. I'm really hungry.

What's going on here? I'm going to die soon. I could really go for a slice of that pizza. That pizza. That video is great. He saw that video, right? The guy who's impressed personity. that is one of my favorite

I bet you weren't expecting such a hungry guy I'd let all he kept asking about the pizza last stop that's funny I'd let all this go for just one slice of that pizza I think that's so he's Do it Do it you pervert go

Give him the pizza Yeah what it's such a no brain Like just get another pizza The Goon moon He's like no I can't have it gonna make this soldier boy by the digital curb

Benjamin Nut and Yahoo! That's crazy But it's such a good show But it's so funny What show? It's a catch predator It was so fun Yeah

It's entertaining Morally fucked But great show It's like a Jerry Springer type thing for me Where I'm just like This is not good But I'm watching Yeah

I like them more I mean just There couldn't be, you know, we like those people less than like murderers, you know what I'm saying? And it, it couldn't really be anybody else but him, I think. In the sense of like,

it could have been maybe other people, but like he was the exact archetype that needed to be. Yes. Like that delivery is hysterical to me. His delivery is so good. Because delivery would not watch it without Chris Hanson. Yeah. If another host, they got another person that I even like, I'm sorry, it's all in this delivery. Yeah.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Busy night, huh? That's my favorite. I love it. Busy night. And then, oh, uh... Why don't you take a seat?

Uh, I love butt fucking kids 69. And you say, yummy, yummy, yummy, cummy in my tummy. What does this mean? You said, like, you know exactly what it means. You wrote right. He's a perver. You wrote right here in WhatsApp. I can't wait to feel your colon wrapped around my outer shell.

What do you mean by this? He was asking a guy out of hotel like what squirting was or something. He was like, what do you mean by squirting? What do you mean my squirt? I'm like, bro. You say, I can't wait to make you squirt. Yum, yum, yum. Water time.

Water time. What do you mean by though? What about? Oh my God. I love the intros. They're so good. I can't wait to send you to slime time live. That's like slime time life.

That's like boldest gay three levels of fucking diet. It's like this is insane dialogue. Is there a website that archives all those pervert chats? Because they're probably hilarious. In theory. I mean, I guess if the right person reading them back to would be funny. If you're just like in a vacuum, we're like, oh, this is horrifying. You know, but like, because Chris Hanson, when he reads it, it's so funny.

It's so funny. It's like, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy come inside my tummy. What's coming? What is come? What is come? What is come? What is come? And why do you want it on that child?

face. Interesting. I don't know. Can I please go, bad at him? I really want to go. No, you can't. Sorry.

I'm not letting you out. You're a pedophile. What works so great was that they thought he was authorities, so they stuck around. Yeah, yeah. Like they would call him sir and this and that. Sometimes I thought he was the dad or whatever.

And they would never question, like, who the fuck are you? What authority do you have? What's your jersey? Well, you're obviously already, like, whatever anybody else is doing, you're clearly in the wrong. Yeah.

If you were asking too much, that means you have, way too much experience with that. Who are you? I know my rights. I know my rights. I've studied this exact predicament several times. I love the ones that say, I knew you were here.

And I'm like, then, why are you here then? That's crazy. I knew you were going to show up. Something in my head told me that like, why the fuck are you here? Because I wanted to meet Chris Hanson. There's that great boondocks bit where the guy goes because he's going to be there. Yeah. Oh, right.

I forgot about that. I can't have a man's butt. That's right. Man's butt. I have a little boys. I don't care about. that. He said, yeah, go do whatever you do. And he sat down, turned towards the door waiting. I totally forgot about that. That is such a, that premise is amazing. That is a golden premise of a

pedophile intentionally incriminating himself to go meet Prince Hanson because he really secretly wants to fuck Chris Hansen. That is so perfect of a comedic scenario that I can't, I can't get. It might be one of the best premises. You know, um, you know his, his, his, his, his, his, his dialogue is taken from an actual person. What? Yeah, there's a guy in jail. He literally is word for word. Are you kidding me?

Yeah. No. Yeah. Wait, what do you mean? I'll pull it up. Please pull it up. You're kidding, right? No, this is entirely,

a real character. What do you mean? This is entirely new to me. That's completely new. Yeah, it's what it's... I can't even imagine that. So you see how like here's him and then there's the actual guy. No fucking way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Click that. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talk. with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM, you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff. Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Is that way? He met Chris Hansen, no way. No. No, he didn't meet Chris Hansen, but this dude's in jail. So they put him with Chris Hansen? That's the idea?

God damn it. Hold on. That is crazy That is him Hurry up Can you imagine saying that That is so crazy That is funny is that he got out of

He's out of prison now And he was on someone's stream Yeah Literally to see So the chance is your boss like Yo That is amazing I had no idea

It's literally pulled from that That is hysteria There's a lot of that though There's a lot like Like I only found out recently That The teacher No that always sunny episode

Where like Dennis breaks his ankles On the slope For the skiing championship That's from a real video No it's from a video From a video Oh really That's from a guy

Like he tumbles down The My ankles are broken! My ankles are broken! I didn't know. I never considered Sunny doing that. It's always sunny doing that. I know.

It's, I mean, I guess in retrospect, I can't name them, but I, I know intrinsically that, like, I know I've seen shows do that. Like, I know I've seen shows in general do that where they'll take like... The Simpsons were like the notorious for that. Yeah. So many iconic parts where I'm like, I have to, like, a lot of those movies I never saw. Right. And then, so then I learn retroactively. Oh shit, that's from this.

Yeah. I broke my angles. Yeah. Yeah. Like there's like it. It doesn't cross your mind that that could be. Wait, is this? Bang bang.

Yeah, yeah. Always sunny. I love the sense. And it's like from a real fucking video. From like some guy. Oh, that's not even the full video. The scream that he does after it is his. hysterical.

I mean, you broke your ankles. You're going to scream. But the first thing he said, but he's so composed. It's like, I broken my ankles. My ankles are broken.

My ankles are broken. My ankles are broken. It is a crazy scream. You know, it's the first thing he says is broke. That's the first word. Broke. Broke.

My ankles are broke. That's when your brain's trying to calculate what this happened. Broke. You're explaining. is something. But yeah, there's probably a lot of iconic lines from like TV or like from like things like that. Yeah.

I forgot there was one thing I was, Chris was recording some sort of video and he saw something really fucked up and he looked up and just said help. I forgot what it was. You were like, I was trying to convey what I needed. And I was like, why did you say help? It sounds familiar. Help. Sounds like it was on one of those videos.

It burned. You guys were doing some shit together. It burned. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Sucking and fucking... Anyway, yeah, Benjamin What the fuck is this?

Good moon February 26, 2025. Well, we'll see. Benjamin Nutt and Yahooha. King As Ripper's Arch... What the fuck is going on? King As Rippers and Ars Nemesis. Why is Patreon doing the shit? Is it like going up?

No, it's like it's undoing the filters while I'm... This is crazy. What the hell? Yeah, three filters up. Okay. Looks like they need some maintenance. Yeah. Anyway.

No, what? All right, yeah, whatever. Derek Notchauvin is innocent hashtag Freem Roundadat Asian excited to try this new IP, This new IP, hope it has co-op. His new IP. It's interesting. I'm excited. I think I might check it out. Why not?

The idea of platinum in Gears of War is enticing to me. Corinth, realizing this tier is $40 Canadian dollars a month and has to go back to $5 tier after this month. No worries, man. It's an egregious price. Damn fucking. What? What?

It's not high enough from my opinion. Oh, yeah, we should. Yeah, we should raise it $60. We got to put tariffs on the... We got to put tariffs on the... Sorry, God's fault. We got to put tariffs on the... Sorry.

Patriot tiers. The new $1 tier will be $50. Yeah. No, it will go back. We'll lose everything immediately. Yeah, we would have like four people that would stay. Yeah. And then we'd be completely beholden to them.

Yeah. Asking Grock, is this true after someone wishes me a happy birthday? that's crazy Drop the The and just Snark Tank podcast It's cleaner Maybe Well I mean I guess

That's just how it's said It's not necessarily called the Snark Tank Yeah it's like Snark Tank It's kind of like It's like the Joe Rogan Say the band Yeah Joe Rogan experience Say the band misfits

A lot of people Well actually that's a bad example Nevermind Because like like I think at some point They were the And then it's misdemeanor I don't know It's a bad example

It's like the fray Descendance is a good one Yeah, there you go. The descendants. Yeah, that's a better example. I think the cranberries, too, right? Are they the cranberries or no? I don't know, actually. I think they're the cranberries or cranberries.

I think it's the Fleetwood Mac as well. Yeah, and the Michael Jackson. Yeah, and the system of a down. The system of it down. And the rise against. Yeah, the rise of the against. The rage against the machine is also. The raise of the machine against.

It's the Jackson 5. Brandy Hutzel, I call her George because she got that W. Bush. Nice, that's pretty good. I've definitely heard that before, but that's pretty good. It's shaped like one Roman symbol. Okay, well.

Blonde blue-eyed German man. Cosplaying Sweening. Good luck with that. Finally got my vaginoplasty. Call that Beyond Beef Curtains. Hey. Pretty good, not bad. There's a lot of things to pull from there.

Yes. Oh my God. Yes. jury and lunet, give me those grippers. Grippers. God, man, I hate the way feet people talk. Grippers is crazy. I hate anything.

Like, the new fucking non-con game, the little girl doesn't have shoes on. I'm like, why didn't she have shoes on? Like, for what purpose? For what purpose? Just give her shoes. Oh, is she a monkey, though? Oh, I'm not.

No, she's a little girl. Oh. Well, I'm not really. I guess they got a, you know, they got a corner of the market. Because she doesn't even walk around. They got a corner the foot pedophile. Maybe she doesn't walk around because she doesn't have shoes. Or she just,

we call. that a footophile? I don't know. I'm thankfully Petal foot petal foot Pettof Pettofa cousin

Pedal foot They're trying to corner the market They're like hey How do we get These pervers To buy your game too? I'm thankful that my brain

Isn't ruined enough That when I see that My brain I didn't even You didn't even think about it Yeah Yeah I think about it

When I see jury I feel like you have Dad brain Because of what bothers me What bothers me Is that like It's like Because that stupid kitty

adopted the other day Yeah She has clothes. Would you name it? Jingles? Well, she has like outfit. She changes her outfits, but she doesn't like, she doesn't have shoes. Where we going with this?

And I'm like, what is, why do you change outfit but don't have shoes? This bothers me. Yeah, it is weird. But I, look, man, Japanese is smart. They're like, hey, how do we get perfect to buy this game? They don't even want to play. They don't care about dog and dog. I think there's a danger in assuming everything, everything is nefarious.

That's true, but for me, it's like, look. It could just be, oh, this is, dumb, innocent kid, no shoes, cute, but then it also could be what I'm saying. I'm just going to choose. Jury, juries. Jury. They get an excuse for a lot of, a lot of stuff that other groups of people don't get excused for. Jury and Streetfighters clearly, is clearly playing to it.

Yeah. Obviously. I think maybe Lune, the argument could be made, maybe. But even that, I think, is like maybe like a 50-50 for me. Yeah, to me, if she didn't flow. Yeah, she can. She has outfits for sure. Yeah.

If she didn't flow, it would be like too obvious. Because I'm like bitch, like the idea is that she don't need you because she floats. She doesn't, she won't run. But that's the idea.

It's like quiet. That's the excuse. It's like quiet. Not wearing any clothes because it's like, I breathe through my skin. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Yeah, sure. That's why you're not wearing clothes. The best. It's like shirt. Hideo. They know. They know. Shirt.

Whink. Gotham's biggest divo Bruce Wayne, Nick or Treat by Nicker Lodian. Whoa. Nick. N,

It's hosted by Steve Kerr's son, Nick Kerr. It would be a disastrous night. Which I still don't understand that. And it's all live with white guests. There's one black guest that's gritting. Have you seen that baseball fucking this? Oh, I have an idea that I wanted to pitch you guys. Oh, what was it?

What is it? His name, the basketball guy, Kaniga, I think his name is? Oh, yeah. Oh, the football. Yeah, yeah. His name is niggas. I want to make that hat. I want to make that exact hat.

But with the same offset, I want just the K. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example.

If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say you can leverage what we did.

We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st.

in for storewide deals and earn four times the points. Look for in-store tags to earn on eligible items from Celsius, Body Armor, ORAIDA, Silk, Capri-San, Bavarian Meets, and Charmin. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event-long savings. Stack up those rewards to save even more. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in-store or online for easy drive-up and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Why? I don't know. What does that do?

I just want to make it. That's a good variant. I hit him up about it. Where the N word is, the NWRD is missing. And it's just the K, but it's still as if it's there. So it's like the K's like on this side or whatever.

Oh, perfect. Yeah. Perfect. I think it'd be great. I think it'd be great. Or maybe like a line through the rest of it. Or like asterisks.

I like that. That's kind of. That's good. That's good. I don't think that's a bad idea. And I think it's technically legally safe. I don't see why not. What?

Oh, I take this out with it. No, I read the comments. And I think there's a guy that has the nickname Digger. I think that's, uh, so this one's for you, Digger. And I think like the D didn't really hit. I think the D didn't hit. That's such a. That is one of the craziest.

He said it so happily. I love. I haven't heard of everyone say like that. By the way, yet again, yet a fucking again. That guy sounds. Like every announcer that I've ever heard throughout my entire life for baseball. There's slight variations on them. That's the shame guy.

They pretty much, yeah, there's not, to me, it only in basketball, do I only get discernible differences in the NBA? Yeah. When I get to like, yeah, different kinds of howls. When I get to a football. What? Oh, my God. Shut up. I just, oh, my God.

Everybody gets a basket. They get a basket and everybody in the panel gets out of their chair and runs. That's crazy. No, the announcers. You got Mike Breen, who's like, bang! You got fucking, uh, that one guy that sounds like he kind of has a little bit of Reagan to him. Yeah, Don Imus? That's not it.

I forgot his name right now off the top of my head. There's a bunch of chess beating in is JJ Reddick. That's it. Jay, G.G. Redd, there's Gigia Reddick. Thusilla. Yeah. I like JJ Reddick. I've always liked him.

He's, I lost respect from last year in the playoffs. Yeah. Because he's on, you know, Lakers is my team. So, yeah. He was like, oh, I'm not going to play any of you. I don't trust any of you guys. And then we got destroyed. He was like playing people.

What? The second half of one playoff game, he played the same team, the entire second half. Hey, man. Can you imagine? That's how you do it. That's how you exhaust your team. Absolutely. Yeah, what's leg fatigue?

It really throws them off when they, because the other teams, like, get scared. They're like, why are these players so resistant? Yeah, they're machines. Even though they're. clearly slowing down and shooting poorly. I don't know what to do, coach. I think we just have to kill ourselves. There's no other choice.

We can't win. We can't win. We lose this. We die anyway. We die anyways. That's the rules. It might as well shoot ourselves with the fucking head. That's the rules of basketball.

Didn't you know? Did you know what you signed up? That if we lose a game, we get put out back and shot. Go get the official NBA guns. You're going to shoot your brick. The NBA branded guns. They got the basketball texture on them. That's awesome.

I actually would love to have that. That'd be cool, actually. I'd love to have that. That's so fucking deeply disgusting. Thugzilla Evolved versus Cyber Elon Musk, Musculon. I don't know. I missed the NBA theme for the NBC.

Hey, you missed your train. Oh yeah, that was a long time. Well, not a long time, but it's not ever. Hey, guess what? You missed your train. Well, yes. By a country mile. I literally was already prepared and looked up just to confirm.

that it comes at three. Oh, yeah, good. Yeah, I was just, they used to come on the hour. Yeah, yeah. Like, on the hour, that's interesting.

Yeah. I mean, I could too. I think enough for a refractory period for an hour. Every hour for a day. Oh, no.

Six hours. An hour's enough to recoup, I think. Yeah, I can do it. No, like, get going to hurt. Give me.

No, well, quarter of a day. After like, after like three or four times, yeah. Eight hours. I'll do a quarter of a day. I can't do it.

You could do you come every hour for eight hours? Quarter. I would lose after the third, I think. I think probably third four. Yeah. I think that's hidden. Hidden two a day is a feat for me now. It would do in doing, doing.

You could if you tried. I mean, more than like like four. It's just like there's no point. I'm gonna be like that can today. I'll be, I'll get back to you guys. All right, cool. All right.

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Keep a statute. GTA four. What are you doing? Let's get out. Get out.

Leave. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out of here. I just force for out of the room. Fucking leave.

I can't believe I've sadly lost that video that video of Hassan Autotude He got rid of know It's got to be somewhere man He copyrights He was like

I need this out of here Everybody Everybody wants me to do this Every time I meet them It became his thing That'd be so funny Can you sing the leave song You fucking do like a

selfie and say fucking leave Officer Biss like Dlax Gt Gt Gt four swing set glitch Gay Borat be like My husband Jack WFM

Sweene should sit where Derek is So he doesn't have to turn his head away From the fucking mic Yeah I was actually trying to workshop away Yeah whatever fine That was how we used to do it We used to do it that way The only problem was the position of this mic

Was too far away from him Yeah That was the only problem And I was trying to workshop In my brain I was like how could we fix that problem Fucking To like have the mic in a good position

I'm fine I'm not turn away that often You're pretty bad Really? Yeah I mean Because you don't, you see, like, I move the mic constantly because I move. I move a lot.

So I sometimes fuck up like that, but like it's completely stationary for you. And so when you're talking to him, you immediately don't try to bring the mic with you. I often try to leave the mic like this on purpose. I mean, whatever. We have a slightly different situation now. So like maybe it'll work. The one thing. We'll try it next time.

We have to test because I know people missed it. They loved that. And I don't mind that. It was just if we can make the mic work. That was my only issue. Yeah. Just making your audio be consistent. assistant.

Yeah. Yeah. I think it's also the camera set up before it was different because like, I hated him being dead on. Yeah? It bothered the hell out of me. Because it looked like. People liked it.

I don't know. It just, it bothered the hell out of it. Yeah. Like, I like having the, the conversational direction of like, you know, the 180 degree rule. And it looked really like we were having a conversation with nobody.

And then he was also getting interrogated. That's funny. He's like, yeah. But, yeah. Yeah. I mean, whatever. If we can make a word.

because I know people. People are nostalgic for him being over here. I don't know. It's weird. Fair. The things that stick around is very bizarre. Yeah. But imagine a lion king but like a rat king but lions.

What did Chris think of my friendly neighborhood? Oh, the game? It's okay. I don't know. It's like some horror game about Muppets. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO

Arvin Krishna, and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive.

Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process. Because the biggest change is not technology. It's getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway.

It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide deals and earn four times of points. Look for in-store tags to earn on eligible items from Celsius, Body Armor, Oiraida, Silk, Capri-San, Bavarian Meats, and Charmin. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event-long savings. Stack up those rewards to save even more. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in store or online for easy drive up and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply.

See website for full terms and conditions. Oh, easy. It's very whatever. Easy dub. I don't really feel anything about it. It's fine. I would recommend playing. Let's say Muppet to Rio right there, creatures in the society.

Sure. You fucking a Muppet? If I was like, no. No. Even if I was single, no. It's not into anything that they got going on, really. What if it's a hot Muppet? I don't.

Piggy's got tits, but that's it. I wouldn't fuck a animal Muppet. I'd fuck a human Muppet. Like the old man? Yeah, but imagine a human woman. Imagine a human woman. Imagine a human woman. I'm attracted to be a real woman.

Yeah, I think so. That has to be at least one or two. I just can't think of any off the top. I can't think of any. I can't think of any. Yeah. Yeah, Conso. You fucking fuck your ass with his nose.

Whatever. My name is Chris and I prove this message. Big Meaty stinks. The moon's frequency. The moon's frequencies tell me to kill Sweeney. Damn. That's crazy. Frequency.

You try to use science. Go for it, bud. Whatever excuse. Maybe it'll hold up in court. Yeah. Well, I didn't, if the moon said so. The moon did it. Dismissed.

The sky. We've been trying to lock up the moon for years. That's crazy. Dude, Trump is a press conference to invade and arrest the moon. We're going to lock the moon up. We're going to send it to Venezuela. We're going to send the moon to. El Salvador.

We're going to send the moon to Alligator Alcatraz. We're going to lock it up every week or month or whatever. People say the full moon made me do it. It's all sorts of crazy shit happens on full moons. And the moon has avoided culpability for a long time. We're locking them up. Mr. President, one question. Okay.

So the moon is pretty much just as big as the United States in a diameter. of how are we going to fit the moon in a section of Florida? Look at these people. I don't respect these people. They're asking ridiculous questions. There's so much going on. And you're asking about whether or not I'm going to fit the moon in the building. Have you seen what Hunter Biden's been saying?

He's been out there doing crack cocaine with that molester from Channel 5. I don't even know what's going on. And you're bothering me about the moon. we'll get it done and we'll get it done so fast, so quick it's going to be amazing how fast we're going to get this moon locked up. You're not going to believe it.

You're going to say, how did he get it locked up so fast? We're going to get it done. I have a question. It's Tim Poole. It's Tim Poole. I love you. Mr. President,

I just want to say that when you lock up the moon. Yeah. When you lock up the moon, you are the greatest and you're the most handsomest and you have the biggest penis I've ever seen and felt in my throat and I wish you would come on my forehead

so I can grow my hair back. I like this guy. If you guys were more like him, you'd have ratings. I don't know. That feels so real. It does. In a really stupid way. The moon is so big, it's crazy.

Yeah. We're going to cut it up in pieces. It's like one fourth of the earth. It's just hilarious. These Democrats, they think we're so stupid. They think we're going to lock the whole movement. up. We're obviously going to cut it up in pieces. And lock up the pieces.

Yeah, the irradiated pieces of the moon. You can't fit a truck through a door. But you can cut a truck into door-sized pieces, fit it through the door. These people are stupid. They don't know what they do. Put the door back together. I'm brilliant. They don't know.

I need my milky. Someone, please. Someone picked my hand up and fell off. It's literally off. He's got leprosy. fucking veins. You see the veins of the fucking

just, ew. His hand looks like a tree in upstate New York in wintertime. That's insane. Frail and thin.

Just a nervous system reaching out to the sky. Thank you. Are you sure this is mine? It's all shit. Oh, fuck, that was the other hand. Sorry.

He's like a fucking Lego person. It's falling apart. Oh, my God. I'd love to see. Anyway, gay actor, good luck, Jonathan. Dick so long, it'd give her a vertical suplex. Kevin Spacey, sorry I can't.

I had a burrito. Willem to friend, Heath, paying more for concessions than 4 DX tickets. Gids, look up, see, I'm creating gas on YT leaked Sweeney vid. DJ spit. Glad to have you back. DJ spit.

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Man, I got to bring back that gift. Or should we say it? I hate that. I still have it. He still have that shit. Tarzan fucking, I don't know,

the Clayton or whatever. It's his name, the Clayton of the jungle or whatever. Oh, the gas on the jungle or whatever. That shit saved on my phone, man. It's good.

Mercury poisoning from eating out. I think you the other person. I thought he's sucking his dick. Yes, where it's all the way. Dude, it's so. Fucking,

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I don't know who that is Slapping and popping my dick and balls Like a base to shake the piss off Hmm That's crazy. That's insane. Cheating on my wife for 10 years of Prime 2009 LeBron. Roach porn.

That's fair. Holy shit. Helldivers 2 and Haled 3 ODST collab. Total clanker death. Tinskins go back to OS for a goond devil, the man without cum. The box. Pulling out his dick. It's so hot.

Pines 12 inch on top. I'd be fucking dudes on the spot. I'd be sucking dick in the box. Damn. Bars. So a way you can look at pictures only. in your thread? Yeah.

How do you do that? Yeah. You go to your message. Oh, I know how to do. You click on the thing, right? And then you just scroll. You're all invited to. We're going to burn gay people.

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Dude. Great. Say that to me again, please. So quick. I have to find it somewhere. Microdosing Chris with... What the fuck? Stop up.

What the fuck? Fucking cartoon. That's like, boy, way, yeah, hey, hey. Microdosing Chris with one one millimeter of heroin daily. Kevin Bacon shouting, shooting my dad to death at a Lakers game before flossing and yelling you got bacon. Search Peter Lorry Fish Battle,

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or dick out a shit? Uh, geez. What does dicking out mean exactly? Uh, shit out of dick. For sure. I guess shit out of dick.

I guess shit out of shit. What does dick out of shit? Yeah, it's kind of dick what does dick out of shit mean? I mean, you're literally, you're shitting out of your dick. You ever see that image

shitting dick nipples? Yeah, of course. I'm not sure if I am. I'm surprised you haven't seen it. Dick nipples. I remember seeing it in high school. It was like somebody just flashbangmed me with that image.

So you got a dick as nipples and they're shitting. And the dicks are shitting. That's crazy. It's really upsetting. Would you rather? Oh yeah, I read that already. My new D&D weapons plus four bludgeoning hamster and a sock.

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I'm gonna octo fuck your ass Craig the Canadian He got the LGBT lats It's your boy Shawnee D Come shot gaming TM You'll send me that again I don't go back that far That's not what I remember at all.

Resend that in the chat right now. I hate so much, dude. His eyes are how wide they get, what do you fucking like? Why is that? That's not what I was expecting, dude. The fucking shit gets the silhouette down his throat too is crazy. Jesus. You all fuck with cradle of filth.

It's a band. Patreon would let me use my question mark. You remember this? Yeah, cradle felt was good. That's so crazy. To me, if that's real, that's like insane. Why would you get that? Stop.

Stop it. Why would you get that? It's so crazy. Is this true? I curse Sweeney by replacing his hiccups into fire alarm beeps. Drake spreading his asshole. Why would you tattoo that on you? A third-rate dueless with a fort rate deck.

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I just I don't I'm imagining I don't remember what I guess I can only see it because I'm literally superimposing his face I'm really oh that like shot that you see

where he's like I do in the I don't know like oh yeah yeah I love that video of him being interviewed in like the 90s or whatever and he's like shitting all over

um was it Clint Eastwood oh the floor I didn't hear it at first I didn't hear that first I didn't hear that first Excuse me, Ray, can you please stop chatting on the floor

No It's such a strong visual Him just let it loose He just like slightly, you know Let his pants down And it just starts shit There's no squat either He's standing straight up

All my life I always wanted to shit all over the floor And finally somebody let me He's like well I didn't let you You just started shitting. I really couldn't believe it. It was like I was living the high life. Shitting on the floor, of course. Who was he sitting on, you said?

For real? Clint Eastwood. He was talking shit about Clint Eastwood. Somebody was like, who do you think the most overrated actor in Hollywood is he goes, Clint Eastwood probably? And he's just on stage doing it. You could tell it was like before like for Cloud or something. It was just like his authentic opinion.

You know, just hysterical. That's fair. Yeah. I've never thought he was a good actor. You're not my grandma's age. Yeah, I mean, he's fine for what he was doing. My grandma's age to watch an objectively racist shit. He's probably a better director.

Yes, I agree with that. His most iconic clips, it's like, it just, it's. You're ruining the blocking black. It's circumstantial. It's not like, oh, he's powerful. Yeah. He's never been like, oh, even like his dirty hairy shit. Like, it's kind of stupid.

you feel lucky? It's funny because I'm sure. You feel lucky gay? I'm so sure. Clint, the line is punk. Are you sure? I think it would hit a lot harder if it was gay.

If I said, better. Coon. I'm not even black. This is not, none of this. I don't even know what that means because it's a long time ago.

It's a long time ago. We didn't learn about that. What's funny is that he's so clearly racist and his son is like the opposite. Well, that's usually what happens. His son is like chilling with fucking NBA players. being like, I'm having a great time getting like,

getting like, fucking milky, fucking frothy beverages with amigos. He looks at, every time he sees a picture of his son with the, with the basketball team,

he just thinks of the theme song to my gym partner is a monkey. He's just like, he knows that show. Of course he does. He watched that show endlessly. He was like, finally they understand.

You're like, no, I know this. This is what it's like to be white nowadays. I mean, I just like Grant Serena was just like Grands. him. Yeah, yeah.

It was just like, that's him. He didn't write any lines to that movie. That was just, they gave him no lines, no direction. It was just like, it's not even a movie. He just, he just has really good cinematographers. That film against his life. That's crazy. It was just reality TV.

All my life. That's, that movie does have some sick moments, but he's clearly a bigot. But like, it's some really sick moments in it. I really love shitting all over this floor. I can't get over it. Could you please stop shitting on my floor? There's too much of it. And then there was Captain Tony.

He was the king. No shit against him. He let it, he let everybody shit everywhere. There were no standards back then. It was different. I love, I love doing, dude, the Rayleota, like, monologue voice is so fun. Mm. There was no standards.

We had no standards back then. Back then we were sipping semen out of our own thimbles. That's crazy. And we all had thimbles. We didn't even saw. It was crazy. you. Let's finish it up.

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That's what I am and that's the black eyepiece. That's outcast. Who said that? That's what that was. That's so funny. And he confused me. He was like, am I wrong?

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put it in the other group was he like trying like following some guy to stress him out or something yeah is that the idea of the video that's crazy that's crazy you killed somebody he's killed his fan for no reason

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Melfus 1, and rounding out our list, as always, the king of haphazard. We did it. He was, he donated for so long. Nobody knew his name. He was a fucking legend. That nigga dead. Oh, let's hope not. Anyway, bye.

No, last time we checked on him. He was one. Later. Yeah. Want to earn extra income for your business? Amazon Hub Delivery is looking for ambitious business owners to assist with local deliveries. When you become a partner, you and your staff will deliver packages to customers in your area on a schedule that works for you. With each package delivered, you'll gain extra income and exposure for your business.

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