The Snark Tank - #353: this is very weird

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

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Right It's a nice little surprise I know you guys can see the runtime of the video And it's clearly not It's clearly not over in 10 seconds But we can fake some people Some audio listeners

That it auto played on So like the intro goes And then you do that And they're like Whoa that's it Oh I'm gonna kill myself Throw myself in front of a train and become a fucking lampshade for somebody

when they pick up my parts That's crazy Holy shit Some fucking asshole with the You know the The little dustpan He's sweeping up remains Before the cops can get to it

Like hey get out of here And he's just running away He's running on the train tracks That's how bold he is He's running on the train tracks With a backpack full of people parts Man now that I'm taking the train Like a couple times a week

I really hope I don't run To some You know somebody just decides to end it, especially there's so many people at Union Station's crazy. So I just feel like one day, I'm like, there's too many people here, man. There's too many, it's too easy for something bad to happen. Right. And I'm like, I just hope I'm not there for it.

You're fission into the glorophobic. You're a little bit of glorophobic, aren't you? You're afraid of being around people. I'm, no, I'm afraid of, I don't like witnessing like accidents. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, it's such a high probability because of how many people there are concentrated and people suck here so bad that I'm like, it just seems like a disaster.

Yeah, it seems like a powder keg kind of. What did you say the fear was? What? What was the fear that you said? A glorophobia. A glorophobia. That's fear of like being around people. A glorophobia?

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I'm okay with. Correct. Is that what it's called? I think it's a goraphobia. A glorophobia. A glora.

I guess. You got an L in there. Yeah. Gloraphobic. Yeah. Is that right? I know I've heard that before. for. He has fear of being in like crowds or like around people. Yeah. No, I don't, I don't,

nothing like that at all. I just, I'm more aware of how gross people are. That's the only thing that's unfortunate. Yeah, yeah. I'm afraid of a crowd, uh, under the circumstances that I understand that they're hostile towards me. But I don't know if that's like a phobia. Where are they hostile towards you? I don't know. A lot of people being hostile to you. Yeah, I'm afraid of a crowd. Wow. Look at you. People potentially with weapons. Oh, that's my fear. You know, ants also, you know, everything including like ants have that fear. So it's It's not a, it's like special. You see that video of the ant, the ant getting pulled apart by other ants?

That's crazy. Wouldn't surprise me. Like, what is, what is that? It doesn't surprise me. Speaking of. It's a real video, by the way. It wasn't AI or nothing. I have an ant story that this is, so I've been alive for 37 years.

Congrats. I don't know. I'm actually not that happy about that. But, uh, yeah. When I hate one year after you and I'm that age, I'm done. I'm talking about the fight. Oh, yeah, you're almost there. I, uh, so I went to the, not a big deal.

I just wanted to make sure my, my ticker's all good. I went to the emergency room yesterday. And I was there for five to like one. I was there for way too long. Five p.m. to 1 a.m. Yeah. Damn, dude. Yeah, it was just a bad time.

You could have just died. You could have just died. At a certain point, I was like, I, I, sure I'm fine. It was just more of just double checking some stuff, you know, like, especially when it comes to like my cholesterol. I just want to make sure I didn't have some major blockage or something. Anyway, where I parked my car, I guess there's, I've, there's these small. ant's that I've never really seen this this um type before I guess they try to start colonies and cars now I've never looked this up but this is what happened to my car so within that span of me

being there like there was I had like an energy drink or something in the back of my seat or whatever in the colder and they were going to town on it I only found out because I need to charge my electric scooter so I was taken out of the back seat and there's a bunch of ants in there. And there weren't there fucking, you know, at the beginning because I was, I went in the back seat before. Right. So they were there. Between the time I was just at the ER, they got in there and there was a shitload of them. So I sprayed like, I just had a disinfectant or whatever. And I was like, this is fucking bullshit. And when I came this morning, they were on the outside of my car, like, trying to like, the last ones were trying to be like, what the fuck do we do? And so I sprayed again.

And I think I saw, like, I don't know if this was. the queen, but it was a big, a fat fucking ant that I'm like, did they try to move into my car? Probably. I mean, like, it's a smart idea. It's a mobile titanium base of operations. If I was a military force, not unlike ants. Yeah. I would look at a car and be like, that's pretty good.

I've never. Would you consider ants military forces? I mean, they're literally, I mean, they, they. I wouldn't say military. Well, they do have army ants. Yeah, there's, that's kind of like the term. The naming terminology is that faces. The naming

The naming terminology for them is like Like, I don't know They seem like a pretty organized Uh hive I would see more like Bs are more like an army Because they have drones Yeah I would say more

Ants do too, yeah Oh they both? Yeah Oh well then I would say I was very similar And as far as the organization What they like like that I mean to wonder

I feel like bug do that Are they related? I mean I wouldn't put it past like Like, oh, the distant species is some, you know. And it looks, an ant looks more like a bee than I look like Kingston and we're the same species. Yeah, that is a very good point. I mean, I get.

That is a very good point. Maybe. I actually, I don't think so. Isn't that amazing how that teeters on like, you catch? I don't think so. I actually would. I don't know, man. It's actually kind of interesting.

The things that humans have in common opposed to ants and bees, humans have more common in ants and bees. No, no, I mean, you and you and I. I'm talking about like kind of in like a parents especially. Because so, you know, smaller guy, giant guy, lighter guy, blackened guy. Blackened. Blackened. It's just the darkening. It is interesting that like we are the same species and we can enter, well, you guys can't interbreed.

But you know what I mean? It's because of how female version of you would be able to have a baby. I don't want to talk about that. But like I'm sure. Would you, would you get if if it worked? we can put a working uterus in you would you do it? No, I'm not fucking a dude unless I need to. You need to.

That's the stupid. So let's just save my chance you need to. There's only the last two, the last few people on earth is a dude, you and a scientist that has a working uterus. Would you agree to take the uterus? If you had the fucking dude and you had no choice and you had to say yes, what would you say?

If I, if I knew that humanity relied on me. Yeah, I would be had happily kill myself I'd kill myself with a grin on my face Like, by humanity Bam I'm not going I'd fucking I'd head but a spike

That's crazy People have to like stop you Like no you're gonna kill off the human race I guess it wouldn't So I'm gonna kill me It doesn't matter what they do Yeah it's good It's only the scientist in you

And one of you have to have the uterus I'm like I don't want to do this And so what about like him Put in the uterus and you fucking him So I think Because now he's technically a woman Because his uterus I would still say

no thank you I don't want to fuck you to save the human race you wouldn't do it I wouldn't do it to save the human race either honestly maybe my family if it's just that's part of human race no no no no no you must understand these are people I care about versus like everybody else eh I don't know how many pedophiles I'm saving you know what I mean how many pedophiles not pedophiles okay so okay so new scenario how many children are you saving new scenario like more children of pedophiles you're the last ones on earth what are you saying wait what are what are you said more children of pedophiles

I would assume. I would hope so. I'd assume. Well, yeah, hopefully. God help us if that's not the case. What if the pedophile human numbers were like way close?

I don't want to know the real number. Yeah. It's probably really sad. Dude, I've been watching way too much true crime. It's starting to affect my brain. I'm like, they caught one 30 years later,

but only because, dude, they should have caught them immediately, but like the Minnesota police in that area, we're, it's comically stupid it's it like it doesn't see you make a movie out of this

you know how people that trope you make a movie of this people wouldn't believe it right right it seems unbelievable nobody would buy it nobody would buy it you'd be like this is too stupid nobody it was like the Yuvaldi thing that's it was pretty much on that level that's why anytime I see

that has honestly lightened up a lot of my critiques of certain movies for me uh huh because like whenever I thought like nobody nobody would believe that now like living in the now I'm kind of like, no. Post-COVID world, I don't have faith in people anymore. Like, actually, post-Cover world, I'm like, oh, yeah, we would just, we would run into these problems because people are that stupid.

I was pretty, yeah. There was, if there was a, like, if there was straight up a zombie virus that we knew it was a zombie virus, we could prove it was a zombie virus. Yeah, yeah. People would be like, it's not that big of a deal. And I'd be like, you know. Yeah, there would be, uh, grifters convincing people that it's not real. There would be people that worshiping them, too. It'd be all that dumb shit.

We're going to die, dude. Like, your money is worthless. Could you please help us? Please, this time. Then you can go back to grifting. You can go back to grifting. Yeah. The zombies can't get in your house.

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sinners and I would like everybody was like that Asian lady wouldn't have fucking done that shit It's like yes the fuck she would What do you mean? Yeah the thing The way her character was pinned The whole time she was selfish When I see people getting ready

To hear something like that You gotta kill them I'm primed I'm at that point If I saw a scenario like that I'm immediately dealing with that I would kill her on forever Because I'm like I'm sorry

Sadly to say I die though They'd probably kill you Who would be No no everybody Because they would be like Why'd you just snap On that innocent lady

Yeah just be Unfortunately you're big and scary. I got to, I got, well, no, at that time, we, I think neither of us would do farewell to be honest. I think you'd have been let in. I think people would be more, yeah, that's true. Oh, you're the, you're, you're, you're, you're Irish man's cousin. No, I'm from below there. I'm from below there. I am, I don't have, I did see that, but I think I did not do that. I think a long time ago it happened and, and, uh, the result was nothing in, in translating. Yeah, our screen, our monitor screen that lets me see what cameras were

switching to flashed. Yeah. I'm going to. stand up real quick just to make sure. Oh, just make sure everything's recording. Yeah, I'm paranoid about that shit now. To be fair, every once in a while, the files do have a little hiccup. And it's just either, say, for the video, sometimes it's the last five minutes of the video,

that it's in a separate file. And then the audio, sometimes the similar, almost like there's a little power surge or something, but there's no interruption. It's just cut a little bit. Weird. It is weird. I don't know what the hell that is

but it has an effect of the audio or video because I just stitch it together and it's fine All right Yeah So I'm just gonna keep going As if nothing happened Exactly Patreon.com slash the Snartank

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Yeah. That's important. Yeah. For some reason, I was always against that for like the longest time because I'm like, people,

what? Do people need to be told this? Yes. But apparently it works. Yes. People need to be told us. Clearly it works. So we're going to keep doing it.

Yeah. There's also a, I've noticed some pretty good tactics on how people can, it's almost like a camaraderie thing. Like, hey, you know, help a brother out. Yeah.

Help us out. Yeah. Like, fuck yeah. Otherwise, if you don't say shit, sometimes people are just like, it just doesn't come into their psyche. Yeah, I totally get it. Because I,

sometimes it works on me too. Like that certain people that say like likes and subs in a certain way, a certain way they say it. That kind of makes me like how it's cute. That's me with the foreign man for the foreign land for a while. I just didn't think about and he was like, make sure you like unsubscribe and I was like, oh, should I been watching your videos for a month

hopefully just to find him. We've been trained a little pop. We've been trained out of that by like algorithm stuff. Like, oh, you're going to see something you like you don't have to click follow or nothing. Yeah. We're just going to show you shit because algorithmically we understand you. And that we've been

trained out of it. So now we just like don't like or subscribe or do anything. Yeah. It's really. It's, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, like that elephant graveyard guy. Uh-huh. Those videos explode. Yeah. And I look at his sub count. I'm like, how is that? What is it? It's something criminally low. Yeah, he's got like a form. That one of the one of the earlier videos that he had, had like four million. And I'm like, oh, he must have like, he must have at least like 700,

000 subscribers. Like that would be my and it's not even close. And I'm like, brother, how? That's just, yeah, the new age. The fact that he doesn't have that is insane because those videos are great. They're so well received that no matter what, they will pop up in your home page when he releases a new video. So you have no reason to subscribe. That's how much. That's all Mark Marin talking about it.

Yeah, he did. Yeah, it's insane. He did. That's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have seen, I saw a handful of people. There's a video that I actually want to, it's 10 minutes by too lazy to try. I want to react to him because some people are speculating that Joe Rogan may have, is aware of

guy and has seen something of his shit. Elephant Graveyard? Yeah. He must. He might not have watched it, but he's aware of it. I feel like maybe he watched like two minutes of it and then got like chicken scared. Yeah. Like he like started getting anxiety. Like I can't take this.

He'll take the fuck out of the screen and walked away. Yeah. Yeah. He's spinning back. He's destroyed his stuff. Jamie, clean this up. Jamie, clean this up. He can suck and suck me, Jamie right now.

Jamie is his swing. I feel like Jamie was like, did you ever? He's like Lex Luther. Supervisor. You didn't see this is the end, right? You didn't see that movie? We were talking about it was like...

Yeah, all those that they're playing themselves. You didn't see it? No, but I mean... Okay, well... You can... I don't care. Yeah, it's not about... It was just...

There's a part where Channing Tatum makes a cameo. He does. Do you remember that? No, no, I didn't see it. He's fucking in like a gimp, like, mask or whatever. And I think he's like in, like, underwear, maybe. He's like, basically half naked.

He's on, like, a chain. I think Danny McBride has him. Yeah, he doesn't. It's so funny. It's so fucking funny. Channing Kate Yom, I remember that. Yeah. And he talks about like busted loads and over so.

It's funny. My point is that I feel like that's Jamie. Like I picture Jamie being in a gimp costume or like maybe more like Zed in fucking Pul fiction while he's producing. He's producing it. He's fucking all. Has he ever? He's like the guy.

He's like Justin Long and dusk. Have you seen? What is? That really threw me off that noisy made. Yeah. Sorry. I didn't mean Zed. Whoever the gimp is that Zet has.

No, I know what you mean. Yeah. God, that's hysterical. Have you guys seen Tusk? Yeah. Long time ago. I couldn't watch it. Long time ago.

I love Justin Long. I actually like Justin Long a lot. He's mad, funny and barbarian. Yeah, yeah. I just, I really like Kevin Smith too, but, man. Tusk is weird. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. It was an interesting premise. Did Kevin Smith make mallrats and stuff like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's mall rats. He made Mahlats. He made Passion of the Christ. Well, I guess a variance of it.

I don't have a huge. Dogma? Yeah. I don't have, like, I think he's like fine. I remember, did you make Dolewheres my car? Was that him too or no? No, fuck now. No, that was, um.

Was that somebody noted? That was not even anybody. I think that movie just sort of exists. Yeah. They were in it, though. No, that's, that's, what's go? Jay and Silent Bob were in. Do Where's my car from him's statement.

If they were, I have no idea. No, Jane Simon Bob aren't even... Yeah, Jane Silent Bob are characters that he made in clerks. James Simon and Bob. They're in Morat. They're in Moratts. They're in Moratts. They have their own movie.

Jane Salon Bob strike back. And some people get confused because of the strike back thinking that it's a sequel. But it's not. It's just its own movie. So they're from clerks. Yeah, that's where they first made their... Yeah. I thought they were in freaking what to go.

Where's my car? No, they're in Duke's a half. I think they're in Dogma. One of them... One of them might have been in a movie, but probably not both of them. Because I could have swear I remember seeing one of them in that movie. You'd have to verify it. To be fair or not fair, I just, I've never finished dude wears my car because that she looks stupid as fuck.

I mean, it was that kind of movie at the time. It's worse. It's worse than like, like, say, you know, like there's, there's like dumb and dumber. There was like a, I guess I would akin it to more like American Pie. And American Pie was at least good because I had some tits in it. But like, it wasn't, I don't really remember. laughing like, oh, American Pie is so funny. I just remember the foreign exchange student, a Shannon Elizabeth,

was like fire. It's all my, this is a good movie. You remember that movie with Scott Bayo? It was fire. I was like, holy crap. I think it's Scott Bayo. You're seeing a movie that's Scott Bayo movie where like it ends with just straight up.

This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaning go, especially when it has a story attached to it. When you pass something on, you want to know it's being handled with respect. I took part in my first ever giant charity sale, and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. Some of them were truly one-of-a-kind pieces connected to specific moments, TV sets, or from personal collections. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. Sure,

People who wanted a pair of my jeans could get them. But people who might be a different size than me could buy accessories. If you're a size eight, you're lucky, because that's my shoe size. They could do purses, jewelry, all sorts of things. Some people needed winterwear. Some people wanted summer dresses. It wound up being so much fun. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts.

Find what you love. Sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think,

somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. CP.

No. Yeah. No. It's an interesting. I just know him from like old school stuff. Interesting piece of film history there with that one. Like what do you? Like,

like I don't understand. I can't remember what the premise was. I think he becomes like a genie or something or he gets magic powers. Like, I don't know what the fuck. He's like a high school kid. And at the end, it's like a prom in high school and he just rips all the women's clothes off. And there's like actually like, it's just straight up nudity.

Wait, so like a high school prom? Is he, he's like an older person? No, he's like. Is he a kid? He was a kid, I guess. Okay. It's just weird, though. Like that movie, that movie existing is very strange.

I don't remember what the hell it was called, though. It would be weird if they were actually kids, but that's kind of the whole thing. I mean, it's still a bit strange. Well, I mean, but it's like, I don't know if they weren't not. Oh, you think they were actually children casted and they weren't like, no, I think I had 30-year-olds that are playing high schoolers like it usually is. You have to hopefully assume, but it's very likely it could have not been. That's what I don't know. Because like, every rom-com from the 80s to now would be problematic.

if they were kids. No, they're all problematic. They're all fucking 80s movies or people are drilling holes through fucking girl bathrooms and stealing panties and fucking,

like, Revenge and nerds is crazy. Well, so that's just crazy even in a vacuum. That scene, that scene, that's what that movie for the first time

at like maybe 1230 at night on like cable for some reason. And that after that scene, I was like, I really don't know if this is okay. I was like 12. Yeah. And I was like,

is that okay? He's reading poetry. that you've just got it playing in the background I have it as our timer so that when Dr. October starts fighting it's time to wrap it up

yeah it's the only way that I know how to time things is how many Spider-Man 2s has it been how many Spider-Man that's funny oh man he ruined his shit man why would you put lights in with your colors

I know he's a fucking for a genius he's a fucking idiot the um what do you think uh Did anything happen this week? I feel like nothing really. No, I think what big thing happened.

What happened? You didn't hear about... I didn't hear anything. I've been wearing earmuffs this entire week. That's good. You didn't hear about Petto underscore Troll. What? What is that?

That's awesome. I love that you don't know about this. I genuinely... I love that both of you don't know about this. Peto Troll. What is that? So Peto underscore Troll is a username by...

It was... Okay, since Ethan Klein... has been beefing with Destiny. Yes. And Destiny's orbitors and his sycophants are insane, right? And they dug up... I can't believe this. It sounds fake.

They dug up an account, a Reddit and a Twitter account with the username Peddo underscore Troll that belonged to Ethan Klein that he created in 2010. What? And what he would do on those, especially on Reddit, there's a bunch of screen.

shots. He would pretend to be a pedophile. Like, oh, he trolling. He would do some Zionist talking points. He would say a bunch of horrible racist, fucked up sex, whatever. You name it. Pedophilic stuff. You name it. And sometimes he would promote his channel and it would barely had any subs. So like, I think the H3 channel, he would use it. He would also, I think he was on like the Destiny subred and would contribute to every once in a while. And he actually came out and owned it but saying like I have nothing to apologize for and then he tried to be like this is not even nearly as bad as uh uh destiny actually uh owning CP and I'm like sure I'm like well yeah listen I'm I'm I'm I'm actually because like when you say destiny's owning CP as far as I know destiny had that the the pictures of a 17 year old that we was going to blackmail some other guy with and and Christ man and something some crazy dumb, idiotic psychotic shit. Internet people are crazy.

They suck. But here's the thing. Here's the thing, though. You're guessing why? I want you to think in a vacuum, though, like, I'm like, okay, what is actually worse? Because when you use the word CP, your mind immensely goes to a prepubescent child. Sure.

And not some dumb fucking broad that's going to be 18 and 12 months. Yeah, I'm sure most, I'm sure probably most material that would be glad to I don't know that. It's probably like, you know, 17. thinking about this, when I'm thinking about it just in that direct comparison, because, you know, for the for the dummies, I hate that I have to say this, but it's like, I'm not excusing what's on Destiny's phone. I think he's a complete fucking retard. Sure.

But when he said that, I was like, I actually think Ethan pretending to be a pedophile is worse. I think, I think, I think, destiny, I think, where he's fucking like, no, no, I don't, I just like, like, like, again, when I say, I know what you're saying because it's, it's weird for somebody to even want to do that. It's weird, but then also just, because there's people that, A, agree with this takes. I'm like, oh, another one of my homies. Yeah. And trolling or not, it's fucking insanity.

Promoting real pedophilia, talking about fucking children. Right. Versus, like I said, somebody who's going to be an adult in 12 months. Yeah. I think when you put that in a vacuum, I see what you're saying. I can't quite do that. Like, I understand. I understand what you're.

talking about like, yeah, logistically. That's all it is. I'm talking about Ethan said something saying what Destiny did is worse.

I actually, I don't think it is worse, but I know what you're saying. I don't want him to weasel out of this at all. No, he shouldn't.

He doesn't have to wheeze. Yeah, no, I mean, you shouldn't. But the thing that he tried and said that it's worse, and I'm like,

I actually don't even agree with that. I think that I would put him pretending and advocating for, you know, child relations. relationships. As far as I know, as far as I'm talking about the picture of itself, because I'm only

talking about that, because Destiny might have done something way worse. Sure. And it's probably said some stuff way worse than that too. But I'm just pertaining to what he's talking about. And I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, don't you try to weasel out of this shit. Because he is. He's trying to be like, oh, I have no. He said he had nothing to apologize for. I'm like, my guy, it's not like 2010. I was 22 in 2010. He's older than me. So he was in his fucking like mid-20s or something when he did this. Yeah, yeah. Can you fucking imagine pretending to be a pedophile online in your mid-fucking 20s?

Not like if you're a 13-year-old and you're like, you're a retarded kid, you stupid idiot. Do you know how fucking serious this is? There are people your age that are getting fucking raped asshole. And then the kid would be like, I don't know, I just thought it was funny. This niggas fucking like 25. His brain is developed. The thing that I don't understand about this. And it's the same thing about any, it's like the same thing when Trump says like,

oh, I'm a, people want a dictator or something. And people are like, oh, he's just joking. The thing to me, I'm like, I understand, like, let's say that's true, right? Let's say all of this is a joke. Sure. It just, why do you want to provide cover for people that it's true about? Like, why would you, well, like, if people are out there, like, let's say people are out there actively trying to find real pedophiles to bring them to justice or to get them out of the system. Yeah.

Why do you then, as a person pretending to be, want to jump in there and muddy those waters? and make it more difficult for people to narrow down who the real people are. It's, you know what I mean? Like, like that just seems like a weird thing to be doing. It's just, it's just,

it's just, it's just, it's just, it's like, it's like, you, you, you,

you already heard, you can't, how do you not heard about this? Like, why are you even there? You know, why are you, like,

what are you, like, what are you're, the fact that you're, the fact that you're, the fact that you're, the fact that you're, you're on a plane that you know,

it's called Lolita, Lolita Express. And all of those people know what Lolita means. Like there's probably a lot of young people that don't know about Lolita. They don't know. I got to be honest. I didn't know what that meant until like a year. Yeah,

it's what that's what the name comes from. Lollie Khan or whatever? I didn't know it until until the plane. Until what? Until the plane, until I learned about the plane name. Oh really? Yeah, genuinely.

I thought Lolita was like an anime or something and I just didn't pay attention. That makes sense that it's more associated with the Lollicon or whatever. Lollicon. A con. No, it's not a con. I was like, what? They let that happen? I mean, maybe.

I was freaking. No, I think Lolli Khan is, Illinois to content? Is that what I mean? Yes, yes. Lolli Khan is crazy. I'm assuming that's what it is.

Are you going to Lolliccon? I almost had a panic attack. I was like, y'all, did this let this be? I'm sorry there probably is something like that that we just don't know about. Yeah, yeah. It's like called like the business summit. It's something.

You know what I mean? It's like a fake name. Yeah. And an Epstein type is putting it on. You know what I'm saying? It's like, It's like that. It's,

there is something that I came across one time. I had to look up, um, uh, this was, uh, I don't want to get too far off subject, but I just saw like this.

There was a, a Ukrainian website that was running like a child thing where they would take pictures of them illegally. And I can't remember that I blocked it on my memory. But I want to remember because I wanted to like tell. I know. I was talking to Jojo about. I was like,

I literally can't remember. But it was one of those things that I was like so annoyed because it was so like mainstream. in that country. But like, I'm like, how does this just allow? How are people allowed to operate? Like, anyway. I don't know.

So, so Ethan had this account. I want to kill myself. I'm being dead serious. It's, I'm putting this. Yeah, yeah. Dude, the, the, the, the thing that's making me so mad about this is, uh, well, there's many things. A, I actually really did used to like Ethan Klein.

You know, I, I started to sour with him when I started seeing him slip into senility at age, what, 39, 40, whatever he is. And he was beefing with Asan and I was saying his talking points. Like, oh, he's been messing with me for a year and it was the other way around. And his buddy's not telling him shit. And I was just disappointed in that whole thing. That's the biggest fact for me. I was disappointed the whole thing.

Like no one checked, like no one checked him. Well, even now. Not even checking him. Just being like, hey, dude, I understand you don't like this guy. But is it worth like going to back to destroy him? It's just time to leave that. At a certain point, it's time to leave, right? Even my wife, your wife, like, being there and going him on, it's like,

yeah, that sucks. Like, you got to be like, honey, stop. See, I don't, I'm obviously disappointed in that, but it's like, oh, it's his wife. I feel like that's a loss cost. I feel like his business employees slash friends, that's an easy severage. And now, this thing, to me, this is the final straw. And if I, let's say you're, you, the whole you were convinced that Hassan sucks ass and he is a terrorist sympathizer or whatever, blah, blah, blah.

You were convinced of it. Okay, whatever. Fine. But now he admits that like, oh, yeah, I've been trolling as a pedophile in my mid-20s. Like, I'm like, I can't fucking work for this guy.

It's very fucking weird. Imagine you, that's your boss. That's your fucking boss, dude. Like, I can't, like, I can't, like, I'm sorry, even in the corporate world, if you find it your boss

is fucking like, I don't know, Ted down the cubicle's daughter or something. You know, you'd be like, I'm not fucking. work for this freak fuck this guy hopefully hopefully you have humanity still left in you to think that like i can't work for somebody who's

doing deviant shit and well here's here's my thing why why do the right thing why in the modern in the modern world would you do the right well it's not about it's not about because like of course i say that to myself about like why am i not grifting and being a millionaire exactly but it's because i was programmed to be a decent person unfortunately well that's just what it comes down to yeah well i think also too it's like Like, it just, I think... Not programming out there. Well, first of all, let's be clear.

It's just like, I'm programmed. How do I deprogram? Let's be clear. People aren't reading storybooks about heroes and good guys. But like, I'm saying, if you grew up in a certain way, you were programmed, a lot of people. Maybe. If you were listening to punk and hardcore like us, how could you just sit by and be like, cool with this shit? Oh, man.

I think the world will grind you down. You're like, fuck it. I think that's what happened with either. I think he's like, I think Ethan's got a family now. And he's like, well, I don't care what's right. I care what's going to provide for my family, really. And this is making money. It's getting an audience that's very, very impassioned.

You think that's what it is? I think so. I think because, like, that's really all that matters to you at the end of the day. If that happens. I feel like that's a caveat. This is my, maybe. In my interpretation,

because you might be completely right. Ethan might be so maniacal that he's just completely happening up. It's not crazy. But I think he's on Coke. I think that's obvious that he's on some sort of stimulant. And we've had people come into the comments. It's like, how could you speculate?

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I've met many people. He's doing coke all the time. If you're in the entertainment industry, especially a lot of people, party and then you can see, just do yourself a favor. Go to old Ethan videos. Even go to the old podcast. Go to the podcast when it was the old format when you would have on guests in the studio and it was all purple and shit. Yeah, you could see. You can see like the here's the big distinction because some people say, oh, you're just making fun of his Tourette's. I'm like, no, his Tourette's is always there. The sniffing was not always there. Right. The sniffing, the erratic. Like there are certain things.

There are certain telltales that were not there before that are there now. And I know. So sniffing after every third word to me was like, oh, you're clearly doing. If it's not coke, it's something damn similar that I've, that I've not even heard of. It's probably something more chemical than the actual like powder. I imagine it's something, but it has the same effect. I would bet all my money on that. I would bet money on it.

It's so easy. I'm like, okay. And by the way, fine. It doesn't matter. It's not even a judgment thing to me. It's like, go ahead, fine. You're live all the time. You probably need the energy.

Fine. Do it. If it works for you, fine. But like it's, don't tell me that's not what's happening. I think he, I think, like, come on. Like, don't get me wrong. I think the stressful situation and him becoming like more freaked out could make his Tourette's syndrome symptoms worse.

Maybe. Yes. I mean, I wouldn't doubt. Yeah, I could, I could believe that. I wouldn't doubt. At the same time, it's like, look, dude, first of all, he's probably not using good Coke because good Coke shouldn't wire you like that. You know, just get wired at that from Coke.

I think it's something like chemical that like an infatamine type of thing. Probably. That's probably what he's doing. Yeah. But when I do heroin before. every show. You have a decent amount of energy for that, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're able to, like, walk around still. Well, I balanced it out with 14 shots of espresso. 14 shots and 12,000 bumps of Coke. Oh, man. It evens it out, I think, a little bit. Coat, when you use coke, you're supposed to get balanced out. And also, and it's why I use so much of it. A teaspoon of crocodile as well.

That's good. I like you. You have a good balance. It's my regimen. Yeah, my regimen's pretty solid. I don't recommend it, but it's good for you. I highly recommend it to everybody who's not going to take this advice. So everyone?

Literally everyone at that moment. Hey, man, whatever. At this point, at this point, you know. Did anything else happen with the pitiful stuff? Or was it just like he just came out and just didn't apologize? It was, he came, he came, I don't know if he made a video about it or anything, but I know on his Instagram. Yeah. What are you watching?

It's a freaking what to go. I was on my hand moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Yeah, and that fucking line is clean, man. His hair line in the back? Yeah, man. He's edged the fuck up.

It's fucking, yeah. He lost so much weight, dude. He's in such a good shape now. It's crazy. Alfred Malina? Yeah, man, you get old. He's got to get fat again. Why?

So we can fucking have like a purple fucking hands and shit? I want to have those hands can actually look like it. I want Alfred Malina's hands to look like like, like eggplants in a basket. Oh, my God. that's what I want I want his ankles to look like

like Trump's ankles like Trump yeah I want to look like rhinoceri like fucking just like feet where he's just like it's just flat and fucking there's no shape to it you know what's crazy

the bottom of like I don't know about I guess an elephant's feet the bottom of feet are actually really soft isn't that weird you know what's kind of weird is that like if you look under an elephant's foot I never understood that

you'll see a tiny you'll see if you look underneath you see a tiny human foot you see a tiny person foot underneath it person's foot relative tiny tiny version

like a baby's foot yeah yeah you see like a baby human foot in in the center of the giant elephant foot oh yeah yeah that's evolution oh that's like those dolphin

you ever see the dolphins with the knees yeah that's yeah you can it's you know you can't deny evolution we see shit like that no of course not it's like I mean people still will

but you know but if you're just looking at it you're like oh I see how this shit works they actually in their fins there's like fingers and shit I think the thing

that trust people love about evolution is that people can't, there's a disconnect with how something could possibly be something else over a period of time if I am not that different from my parents or whatever, but you are actually. The problem, the problem. You're quite different from your parents. Not, not, we're a combination of the two.

So like there are pieces that are, that are missing. It's not just the, uh, go ahead. Well, what I mean is like, after a certain amount of time, right? Like, let's say like this is like 10, 10,000 years or something, 10K. One thing turns into something else, but like, that's constantly changing. entire time. You know what I mean? Incrementally. So like we have we we choose these like arbitrary points kind of to be like Okay, that's when this starts. It's it's very and that's when the other thing starts and it's not exactly a clear dividing line

And that gives people pause I think divide lines with like this mix like mixing Mixing creatures right you see a dividing line. It's like that's very simple but I'm not But I'm saying like realistically speaking if we wanted to get real granular with it Like we would be a different thing than our parents if we would be a different thing than our parents if we If we wanted to get like a real fucking, that would be a bad use of your time. I don't think you'd be very different. Because it would be, it would be useless. They're all still relatively humans.

I understand. But like that over, what I'm saying is, never mind. It doesn't matter. Like the big difference is like. I'm too tired of explaining it. Like the big difference is like between like humans and like Neanderthals. And even them, they're not even really that different, you know. When it comes down to like really looking into the like what they are as a whole.

What I'm saying is like there's not going to be one moment where like, you know, a big change happens. change. It changes over time and at a certain point you have to choose what you're going to consider what and you're going to have to bookend these things even though the bookends aren't going to be clear because that's not how that works. Yeah. It's really it's people it's like taking an animal, by the way, whatever, but taking the animal from one place and another place. Giving it like two generations and it will be different, you know. Have you thought about never speaking yet? No. Good. Because it would be a detriment to the business. Do you want to get into questions, I guess?

I don't know. Did anything else, like, what was the resolution to the Pito Tril thing? He just didn't apologize and that's it? Well, yeah, there was no, there was no apology. Obviously, like I said, he said he had nothing to apologize for. This, just early morning, so it's probably the news has only been out for like 24 hours. So it hasn't swell. I see.

It hasn't, like, had a huge swell, like, say, I'm sure. It's a weird thing for an adult to do. Yeah, I'm sure, what's his name? but Hassan's going to have a field day with this because his, you know, his biggest adversaries are both petto adjacent, which is just funny. Dude, I had a thing recently. So, dude. What happened?

I was going through like, you know, there's some apps that you don't open for ages and you're like, oh, yeah, like Messenger was that for me, like Facebook Messenger. I was like, oh, shit, I forgot I even had this. I was cleaning out apps from my phone and I opened it. And there's always like message requests from like, you know, all sorts of random people. But I remember this dude who would like send me this, who just send me these like, it was just always like this unhinged shit, like calling me all sorts of shit. Clearly elapsed fan who thought I was too woke now or something.

Oh. And I remember it's like, oh yeah, I forgot about that. And then I realized like I hadn't received a message from this dude in like a year or something. And I was like, oh, what the fuck? He just stopped or whatever. And then I clicked on his name. This is real name, by the way, these people. It's fucking great.

On Facebook. It's wild. Yeah. And so I went to his profile on his wall. There's all these people like memorializing him. And I was like, oh, shit, he died. That's crazy. And all the comments were mega mean.

And I was like, what the hell? And people knew him. I was like, what the hell have? And so like, I guess this dude fucking off to himself because he got caught with like, oh, bad material. Child material. Yeah, bad material. Or at least that's what I could glean from like, the comments.

Yeah. And I was like, yo. It was only like five comments because it wasn't like a famous person. Right. But like, man. Dude, I love it.

I love it. I don't even think I genuinely don't even think this is the first time this has happened. I feel like this has happened before. It's, I feel like I remember this happening

at some point in the past. It even happens like in a, in a more mainstream setting where you see like, say, just a small example, oh, the January 6 years,

they all got released. A handful of them are already dead in prison. Right. Offended again. Because they're fucking terrible people. So in the, the same way like when you see i want people i want people to i desperately want people to understand

this if you think it's normal to relentlessly fuck with people online it's not and those people are kind of fucked and eventually you're going to find some weird shit about them they're going to be dead because they have crazy shit and they off themselves they're going to have fucking pedo troll and they're fucking relentlessly i can't i i i cannot get over the fact that he was in his mid-20 That's the thing that's like fucking me To where the way that it seems like The way that it seems like Because that wasn't that long ago for you guys

No Just like post-pre-pandemic That was when we started the show Yeah And it's like He was doing that then? Well that's well no Like relative to our

To your age So like it would be like that If you started pedo troll in 2020 Like what the fuck dude? That'd be like it's in 2010 In 2010 I was fucking I was working actually I was 20 would be the best time to do it actually

because that's when everybody was going insane to be fair. I guess. At least it would be less. He did that at a time where like the economy was kind of cool. Like the world like,

like we were getting out of the shit situation. People weren't like so upset in 2010. It was kind of a. How old is Ethan? I don't even really like 40. I think he's like 40 or 41 or something. He's 48? Huh?

He's 56? I don't know how old he is. Yeah. Yeah. He's 97. He just talked through him. You just talk straight. You weren't straight through him.

It is a wild thing to do that when you're in the waterfall. As a mid, like, as a 25-year-old is a wild thing to do. Even in general, like, I don't know, I never got the, I never did the anonymous trolling. No. Like, I just didn't. If I was spending time on the internet, it was to. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush.

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Just watch stuff that I thought was cool. or like play video games with people that I liked. It wasn't like, let me see how it can offend people. Trolling is fucked up. Like, it's, it's a crazy way to get fun.

Like, or like, oh, this is, I spend my time fucking with people anonymously trying to get a rise out of them. How is that?

The anonymity of it, like inherently, like it, it has this endowment of, of like bitchness to it. To me that I never, I never related to.

Like I never, I could never sit there and be like, I'm, oh, I'm, I'm telling, I'm telling it like it is, but behind a pseudonym.

Yeah. It's like, then you're kind of not, right? Because you're not really standing. You're a complete coward. And it's one thing, it's one thing in like,

if you're in like a country, like, because there are places where like, it's illegal to speak your mind or whatever or like, and you can literally like get arrested. Like there are places, um, like where they can kill a,

Postates or something, you know what I mean? Like places like that. Yeah. I respect that more because at least I get like I get it. Like there's a genuine danger. It's insane. Absolutely. But like to be anonymous in America is so lame.

Like what do you have to hide from? Like brother like people are we just people are getting go fund me like rich from now from saying the N word like why are you hiding? Just put your name behind what you say. It's fine. For me there's nothing. This is really sad. It's effort I try to make not involve myself in.

But I love making people upset. Yeah. I love making people upset. I don't think you do. I think you just don't. understand that you don't. I think I think something like that might be true I guess whatever there is but I think I think someone getting mad because of me is magical I think there's a magic because I like it when people are mad why I like it's like how am I making you that upset I've

nothing well what it depends on what did you say oh not clearly not anything worth and like if I'm not going to say something that's worth me getting beat up because I just tweet the N-word for no reason the other but uh but also that if that bothers anybody that's crazy because I'm a black person. Well, it's insane. Sure. Yeah, I mean, you know, like,

I don't have any people that are like fucking born in the 70s following me, hopefully. Right. They, they, that word is actually a dagger to them. That makes sense. If someone like that age got mad at me and I'm sorry.

Sure. My bad for bothering you, you're dead. So I'm not putting nigger on my Facebook, you know? If I put on my Facebook, my favorite would be so bad. They're like, that word is horrible.

Yeah. Well, listen. But making people angry is funny, dude. It's, to me, it depends. I like it depends. I like, when people are mad at me when I've done nothing. Or like when I, when I share like a really innocuous opinion and it pisses people off, I like that. It is funny.

When you share, like, an objective fact about something and then they freak out, that's funny. Like, of course I have no problem with that. But I'm not going out of my way to fuck with somebody. Right. No, I'm just speaking. Like, there's a thing recently with the thoughts and prayers thing with like the shooting that happened in, I think Minneapolis. It was in Minnesota. It was in Minnesota.

but I don't know if it was Minneapolis. It was an M place. I'd say it's in the state of Minnesota. But they were saying like thoughts and prayers or whatever. And I tweeted something like, I mean, wishful thinking is fine, but it's not a good substitute for action or whatever.

Yeah. And then people were like, well, he said prayer is a good call to action. And I've been like, we've been waiting for this action for like, since the 90s. So like,

I don't know what you're, I don't know what you're, talking about. And it piss people up. And I'm like, I don't, this is not, this is not even trol. This is not even offensive. Yeah. It's not at all. It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, definitely, it sucks that seeing those retards get more upset about that than actual kid. Yeah, yeah. Like, like, I remember one time, so there's a British guy named Michael Bisby and he was in the UFC. All he said was during one of the shootings was like, oh, my heart goes out to this, this, this, that he literally said nothing controversial. Nothing. Like, just my heart

goes out to the victims and the families, blah, blah, blah, blah, this. A fucking guy replies within seconds saying, Oh, don't you dare you fucking Brit. You ain't gonna take our guns away. Like, what the fuck? He was like, Yeah, they're unhinged. I didn't say anything.

He was like, I didn't even say anything about your stupid fucking guns. But these people are just so quick to be like, you're not going to take my guns away because I'm like, bro. It's probably a butt. Like it's. That's another thing too. There's another thing too.

There's a lot of bots too. And it's just not that I can't believe that most people are that dumb. I think those people are dumb, but I think they're a lot. Like I tweeted, I forgot what I did some. I think 50% of the internet is bots now actually. I think that was a real statistic. That is insane first of all.

Talking of the bots is actually kind of easy now. If you go on the 4U section of Twitter. Yeah. And then you go to these, there's all these viral tweets, right? When you go to the replies, 99% of the time, they're completely irrelevant to the actual tweet itself. And that's a lot of them. Usually it's just clout driven fucking replies to. Or it's straight up just tweets that are just there for engagement.

Like, this is a bot. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's a lot of times A lot of times it's very It doesn't even Or some of the some of the bots are getting good though The um Yeah I don't know man

Some of the bots are getting good Hey, he's Joel McHale Yeah Joel McHale When he was bald as fuck That's so hilarious I do like that he's given so many interviews About like his hair transplant stuff Yeah

And he's like I like when people are just transparent about that stuff 100% Like John Sina was another one Yeah Yeah because he was fucking I respect the hell out of it bald as shit. Yeah, he looked wild.

Except for he won't be transparent about his fucking steroids. Well, I think it's pretty obvious. I think it's natural. It's, that's the problem. People, it's not,

it's obvious if you're not completely stupid. And there's too many people that I've actually, I had an argument with a family member. I'll just leave it at that. About John Cena? Not John Cena in particular,

but about an action star. Duane Johnson? No, it was Hugh Jackman. Of course. Of course. But that's what I'm saying. Hugh Jackman took steroids? Stop.

Stop. The greatest showman? All of them. All of them. Yeah. And that, yeah. Look at the, my biggest thing is it. Like Chris Evans, right? Chris Evans has a relatively athletic build. He has never been the size he was as Captain America.

Because people don't look like that. No one just looks like that. He looked like he looked ridiculous. That's Roy. If your job is to play a jacked person, you're going to take performance and hatching drugs because it's easier. It's such a dumb thing to, like, let's just say for all of it's sake, they're completely legal across the board.

They're over the counter. Why the fuck wouldn't you take them? See, just like anything else, salt is dangerous if you take too much of it. It's just like that. So people that are like, oh, drugs are dangerous. So I'm like, yeah, but caffeine's a fucking drug and you can get it anywhere. And people know to not do more than 400 milligrams a day or your heart could fucking explode.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Wait, you can't have that. That's amazing. That's crazy. You do one more milligram and then you have a heart attack. Like it's literally that precise. Can you imagine? No, 400 is like, don't do more than 400 milligrams a day for an adult.

That's a very big distinction. For a kid. For a kid. 4,000 milligrams. Your baby, you get, you get, you. give your baby like the fucking two monsters back to back. What's wrong with my baby? I don't understand.

It's crying real fast and it stops. I back to back. I kept watching true crimes of people the baby just fell. Oh well the baby's skull is fractured in many places and has broken bones. The baby's flat. Essentially.

Stop. Don't make me laugh. He fell? Don't make me laugh. He tripped on a Lego and he's flat. A monster truck. A toy monster truck. She just.

Oh, was it Grave Digger Oh Whoa It probably was That's the only Massive work I know

Grave All right That's crazy A black zombie Digger Digger Oh we just missed the women With the tits

Oh we did So digger It's great It's like Oh my baby My two month old baby Felt down the steps Walking down

It says It's like Your baby was two months You walk Yeah Yeah It's so crazy On Legos, down the steps into my fist.

The excuses that people will make when it's, even when it's so obvious, when it's like, dude, why waste time? You can't cover a baby being flattened by saying. I dropped it. I dropped the force, the G's like the earth just jerked at that fucking moment and slammed the baby super hard. I swear, I swear, I swear. We hit 10 G.

He's out of nowhere. I don't want to laugh at this. I don't want to laugh at this. It's kind of funny because of how sad it is. I can't laugh at that. I'm trying to be. I like it. And guess I want to say one last thing.

Sure. And then questions. And then questions. I know there's a lot of people that disagree with me that they're like, we shouldn't break up the United States because we should just stay like a country. There's a lot of people. No. I know it's not.

I know it's not you, but I know there's a lot of people that I guess their patriotism kicks in when They're just like, I don't think we should do that. Guys, just spend some time watching these true crime things and so many of them take place in the South. And it'd be like, oh, like, this is a completely different universe. We can't, this being a part of it, it just, it doesn't work, dude. Like, I'm telling you, when you see these, I, it is, when you see, like, a lot of these things do not take place in metropolitan areas. Well, of course not.

But I'm just saying, surely some, surely, they do. A lot of crazy shit happens in metropolitan areas. 100%. It's not as fantastical. Like in the way that it's like this is, you won't believe this. It's like, oh. It's like standard stuff. Yeah.

I guess. Dudes and trailers. The whole entire, you know, they're packed. It's like, oh, I see what you're saying. They're like, like people like building prisons under a trailer because they have this occlusion. Yeah. And the space to be able to do it.

Very wide rule areas and a lot of stuff where a lot of, no, no one can hear people scream. Yeah, so a lot of crazy stuff happens And then the drugs are plenty too That's unironically one of the reasons why Even though Even though there is a volatility And because you're running into more people Per hour in a city

I feel safer in cities Yes Because I just feel like if shit goes down People will know And like you can't You can't hide fantastical shit like Oh this guy built a soundproof You know dungeon

Under a trailer in the woods and no one heard all this construction happening. Yeah. There was a guy. I watched a cool one where this dude for years, I think for like nine years, was building an underground bunker in like, I think it was somewhere in the northwest,

so it was still very secluded. Yeah. And it was insane how it was actually very cool. But he turned out, I think he ended up murdering his family. Oh, cool. Yeah. So he was one of the,

I think it was like a doomsday prepper type, you know, but like he recorded it all. He had it all. the entire thing and it was but it's one of those things where I'm like If you gotta be born of that crazy You have to be born of that crazy right You have to be born with a propensity for it I think

I think so I think the world will do it to you though Like I think the world teeters people towards There's certain people for sure that like They're done their lost causes from the beginning Like the baby is like whispering in fucking Aramaic Or something and you're just like well

We're done here You know maybe Yeah maybe a little pop Flicking the head Stop that Stop doing that. Stop. But yeah, yeah.

That's a, it's, I mean, I know I've been a, you know, a lot of, we've probably been all over the United States and you see the nice people everywhere. But in concentrations, there's some very wild communities and it's unfortunate that. There's ways we'd never go. Those ways we'd never ever be at. But yeah. You hear the, the talking heads saying, we got to fix crime in these major cities. And like when you look at the statistics, they're always in those poor.

I know. areas that are it's the worst per capita. I don't, they won't even do anything. They won't, like, I actually want them to give them money and to fix shit and,

like, they won't do it because they, it serves them so well. Yeah, it's why they talk something to run on. Yeah. It's why they talk about Chicago all the time. Like,

Chicago's crime rate has gone down so much in the last four years. No, we need troops there. But it's like, we need the National Guard right now, Kingston. The way people talk about Chicago.

Take over for me. I don't sound good. Particularly. You talk for me. We need. a Gundam in Chicago to eliminate these minorities who are eating everybody

I'm so scared to set foot in Chicago that's dude a Gundam they fucking have a... They build a gunned. They build with a first wing working... They build a gun in zero.

They build a gun in zero there. They build a Gundam in five weeks. Five weeks? They build it in five weeks. And then it shoots up into the sky and lands in Chicago and immediately falls to our fucking destroyed Chicago. It's like a meteor

right. Oh, fuck. We didn't put a number of D-40 on the fucking Gundam. Is it like to scale wing? Because I think the one it had in Japan opposed to actually to scale is much bigger than it was in Japan. It's to scale. The mobile suits are so stupidly big.

It's so dumb. It's so dumb. It's like what is? It's a bad use of materials. It's so. And money to build those things. They don't need to be that big to get to fight these fights. Right. It is so, that's why I love it. It is so stupid.

I love Gundam. It's such a good show. Oh, God. There's too many of them though. I couldn't keep up with all of them. I got, Oh, yeah.

There's so many different. There's so many, the cool thing is there's, like a sub-series vision. Yeah, there are a bunch of different ones so it's that you can just gravitate towards which ones you like the best. Yeah. And it's not like a continuation where you got to know what the fuck's happening.

Yeah. So it makes it better. Yeah. There's a lot. It makes it at least because like, you know, like say, oh, bleach is gone on for a million and a one piece. I'm like I can't even I'm never gonna touch that There's a through line to him but there's always New series so it's like all right

And this this many years later shit already happened You can go here watch this one right It's like stuff like that which I think is really cool You can get into certain ones without and having to know anything Yeah Fucking but I can't jump in I can't watch season What season is One Piece One? I like I was looking at you too though

Yeah I was looking at you playing it He's like what seasons one piece on shut the fuck up You should know right it's I thought you watched one piece more than I watch it But it's like, what, like 1,200 something. Okay. My back. It's not that same.

It's not the scene. What was I? Oh, Gears is out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You played it on PlayStation. How to feel? Well, I didn't play it on PlayStation because I was like, I have this.

No, that's not. That was the only point, though, wouldn't it? It was. But then I was just like, I can't justify 50 bucks for this. I thought that was the only point. I understand. I told, because I'm not going to. Well, I don't even have BS.

The thing for me was like, the multiplayer. kind of back live and like reinvigorated so I'm like I kind of want to jump into it Gotcha and it's good Look Gears multiplayer is really good It's actually like a lot more fun than I remember it But holy shit

Like I will have games where I'm just getting Eviscered And it's not fun at all It's like the freaks playing Like the people that are like You get an influx You get an influx of new people right So it's like, you'll get three matches of people that like, okay, this feels kind of normal.

And then you'll come across a team where they're like, they're doing the wall passes. And it's still fun to play because it's just like, bro, what is going on? But there's something so humiliating about being killed in gears because it's so gruesome that it makes, I'm way more angry when I die in gears than I am in anything else. Because your torso gets blown to smitheree. When your head explodes, it's the loudest sound in the entire mix. It's way too loud. I'm pretty sure the game is mixed and then they added the headshot sound. It sounds like a watermelon being assassinated if that's possible.

It's like someone coming in a watermelon really hard enough to blow the watermelon. Right, yeah. It's really gruesome. I've tried. Huh? It's viscous. If you hold your cum in for a solid month, month, no, nothing. Wait, what?

You're not allowed. You're not allowed to even touch yourself. You're, like, there's a blocker for your horniness in your head, right? And then it's like, all right, cool. Day 30, you could fuck this watermelon. Do you think you'd blow the watermelon up with your cup? Maybe. Solid maybe.

Although I think a better strategy would just be goon for like 24 hours. Like to edge, I mean. To like, if you edge for 24 hours. versus this like holding because I don't I don't think in theory it works that way like you're just building up coming come and come and come you don't come for a long time your balls get heavier literally I think I think I think there's like a limit though like after a while you starts to retreat you know because it's kind of like well what are we what are we doing with this we're not going to do anything with it we're going to recycle this I guess I don't know I have no idea but 24 hour edgeing is that's that's the everybody knows that edging is real like that's that's everybody knows maybe they've never Maybe they've never tried it But they've they've heard of it They've heard rumblings

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Go come Kevin Spacey just says I want to kill Asbengold That's the entire write in Listen man He's riding from the inside He'll Well actually no he's mold

I forgot He's mold He's more He's easy even Yeah He's already seventh person. He's already, yeah. So he,

he's, you know, I don't get how he got popular genuinely. It's whatever. Because he's just disgusting. I feel that way about most people

that I learn about. But he's like, but he's like not only, like I don't get it. He's not only discussing his behaviors, but he also looks disgusting. It's like, how do he get,

how do he hit the zeit guys and like get popular? It's like, you suck. Well, sometimes, well, I don't know, man.

I think he was purely like, gifted, like, algorithm, whatever it was. Maybe Twitch just pushed him. I don't know. He is extremely bigger than I feel like he should be because even when I hear his takes, like when his takes are outside of politics, I'm like, that's a normal thing to say, but that's

not anything interesting in my opinion. Right. And his political takes are dog shit. And then he looks terrible and he's obviously objectively filthy. I think because the American population has gotten filthier and more gross that he's become relatable. Like that used to be like, ew, don't go out the house like that. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. They're going to kill you. Yeah. But now it's like, well, we all look like this. He's like me. He's like me.

My hair is stringy and it cries. I think you might be right about that. It's kind of sign of times. It's like, oh, it's. It's a perfect representation of where things are at right now. I'll be bouncing my son on my lap. And I was like, that's what people used to look like. Isn't that crazy?

Has that me Keny ever drew Asman Gold? I think he must have. It's impossible not to her. Because I'm like, it must be like really good. You know? It must be like, oh, this is just Asman Gold, you know? Yeah, but yeah. It's like the pirate software thing that he did.

Do you see that one? Or he eats his own fucking feet? That shit was crazy. That shit was crazy. It kind of made me a little uncomfortable. Asman Gold is like a Star Weird And that's like a deep cut from like Star Wars lore Look it up Derek

A Star Weird Star Weird, yeah They're called Star Weirds Yeah That's a name given to them Given to them by the like the Star Weird is the key to all this It's not weird

What? Oh Blight Howard What the hell is this thing? Blight Howard rode in I like that Blight Howard Is that this? You're talking about this? I don't know what to make

Well I guess that's from the comic the modern comic. The older one, this was like a fucking, like a flowing skinny thing. That just looks like a spaghetti person. Kind of. That looks like Spaghettiini.

Spaghetti. That looks like a bunch of biscetti. Yeah. Like that's just in utero. That's just, that's Nirvana's in utero, the album. I kind of.

I have to look at it again, though. Look up in utero by Nirana and tell me that that's not just what that is. Yeah, I haven't seen that in one. That one has like heart shaped cock in it. Yeah.

Heart shaped cock in it. and cock-shaped heart and having both in one album's crazy. Cock heart-shaped and sharp. I mean, it kind of is. I mean, I guess. I guess I forgot about the wings, which is kind of central.

It's very like, it seems like it was inspired. It was the same, like, yellow pastel background. It was weird. A little, maybe, and some inspiration. Maybe.

Anyway, Blight Howard wrote in, not a question, Chris, you've been saying Legend of Dragoon remake is happening since the show started. You've got to let go at some point. I don't care. I do.

I'm saying, here's what I all I'm saying is I think it will happen at some point. I'm not saying it's happening or that it's, or that it was being made. I just think it's like,

it's the one thing that I keep hearing about that feels like one of those games that like, at one point will be brought forward. I don't know how. Listen. But it seems unlikely that it wouldn't.

Blue Point one time and then they deleted the tweet because they were, they were doing the, uh, demon souls teasers like little, they're being cryptic. But then they used the word dart in that same cryptic.

same cryptic messaging. And I'm like, come on, dart. We know what the fuck that is. Yeah. And then he deleted this guy. I think it was kind of like, oh, never mind. And I was like, wait, wait, wait, what happened? Because I remember I wanted to take a screenshot talking about it.

It was gone. And I was like, they fucking deleted it. So maybe it, maybe at some point they can be like, okay, no, we can do this now or something. Yeah. Fuck, I don't know. Clear obscure coming out. I feel like now it has to happen.

Why? because I've seen so I've seen so many people because of the similarities Oh I see Because of the additions The fucking you know That played the Legend of Dragon

Recently They finally played it for the first time Because people were whispering In the ears People's audiences are like You should try this out See how you like it And I'm like yes

Yes Let's go I have on PS5 I have it on PS5 Dragon Jagoon It's fucking good It's good man Is it a backwards

It can battle I just have it I don't know how I got it You can buy it on the store on PS5 maybe I stream it I can't help you oh it's on one of those

why you even convert that first I don't know what to do I have it it should be backwards wait wait can you play PS1 games on PS5 no I mean not natively there's like a the live service that stream it's like the

Nintendo online kind of thing okay yeah yeah yeah anyway yeah I think it'll happen at some point at the very least be uprising. Put that energy out there, man. Don't,

don't do the spirit bomb shit. More energy. More energy. More energy. The guy that said, let it go, I ain't going to let it go. I'm also still,

I saw some people that been checking out Mega Metal Legends too and this one, this black nerd that makes a content. It's his name black nerd. I don't remember his name. He's a Jamaican kid with the dreads.

Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Seems like a cool dude. He seems chill. And he recently put out, who he'd been put out a bunch of Mega Man series that he touched on Legends.

He does like real in depth Like he goes to the entirety of a game franchise Like all of it Yeah and like makes like a retrospective What the whole camera does I'm like boy He's very good I wish I remembered his name You know but there's probably Follow him if uh

I imagine it's one of the more recent videos about Mega Man Legends Yeah If you go to most recent It'll be his video And it came out two years ago That is very Yeah Let me just put that in real fast

Is it a bigger? Is it like a big video Is it like a big channel? Yeah Yeah I like those. Retrospectors are interesting. People going back, you be like,

you know that, the Dungicong, the black mastodontate, Dante, Mastodonte, Dante? I can't, the black master dante,

I think that's how you would say. Right. But yeah, he just made it about that. His other, he has a, he does a bunch of, but he has,

he did one on So Calibur recently. So Calibur's lore is fucking out of pot. Like, fighting game, I don't have no capacity for it. Fighting game lore is so fucking funny. Like,

I think it's genuine. I'm genuinely like magical because it's like no one is like hey you can't put that in there because it's a fighting game so like it's one of how it works but they let you write whatever the fuck you want there's a like do you know that YouTube the YouTuber fuck

he would be the he's a Canadian guy but he would be the insane lore that was his series Canadian side of the insane the insane lore of so he did tech in he did Street Fighter his videos are fucking great they're a little more straightforward than the other guy but they're probably don't watch him

He's a good Canadian I really felt Canadians We're talking about You're like in love with Drake I was having love with Jake I was having love with them He proposed to him actually My favorite Canadian artists

And you'd always be Wait wait wait wait That's my guy I love him My favorite Canadian artist is the weekend I love him He has a really nice eyes Or no who

What is? Isn't something Dion from Canada I think she is? My favorite My favorite My favorite is There's a lot of Good artist

My favorite Canadian My favorite Canadian Artist is the guy Who made Monster by Mistake What the hell is that? It's a Canadian Children's TV show

Made with a really early cg. It ran for three seasons. Does that have the the gobglob gabglob? Damn near. I'm the glibglob. Me and my friend I'm lying. We watched the first and last episode and it's a bewildering show. That's really good. Yeah, it's a show about a kid who gets cursed by a jewel and every time he sneezes he becomes a monster.

And every time he sneezes again, he becomes a kid again. Is there an episode? Does he have a lot of these? There's an episode when he's sick? And it's crazy. He's like, I have the flu and he's just, it's usually like some dust cloud or something

makes him sneeze or like a, I don't know, like a fucking, you know what I mean? Some nonsense. His friend's fucking with them, throwing sand at him. Kill him.

It's weird. It's like terrible, but it's also not as bad as it should be. It's weird. It's like. That's most kid shows, honestly. I guess so.

How did you find this? I don't even know. Like somebody's, oh, it was on a Twitter thread, somebody was like, what are the most goaded, uh, TV show intros of all time.

Oh. And a lot of it was like expected. It was like, you know, some of the best stuff you'd ever seen. And then people would obviously like troll and they would be like, oh, it's this one. And it was Monster by Mistake, the, the theme song. And it's just, it's a terrible theme song. Monster by mistake. It's very, like it's way too major key.

You know what I mean? It's off putting. What do you think is the best show? the best show opening No, yeah, the best theme Opening theme Of all times Probably Cheers

Probably X-Men 97 Oh no, no next X-Men are right I don't even remember What Cheers sounds like Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name All right

I've never seen that show I've watched wait But you know it I know that theme song Because it's a joke In so many other shows Okay I don't know anything

I know I think it's a No it no Fraser came from Cheers right Fraser was on Cheers and he moved to Seattle, I think Right, Frazier's a spin off of Cheers Niles, I'm gay Niles? This isn't Cheers Niles, I'm in Seattle in the 90s Before Google took over it

This city's pretty cool Suck me off Niles It rains for three months at a year How a lot of us sounds like? I don't even know what Niles sound like The same probably It's probably just too I feel like Niles was cast it

Because they were like we got We want Frasier But like both of these guys are good let's just put both of them in as two Frasers. I don't remember enough about Frazier to even remember what their defining characteristics were. I tried watching an episode. I was like, this is not for me. I was a kid to be a video.

Yeah. I watched Fraser as a child. Yeah. I watched Frasier and out of third rock in the sun. Were you like crying laughing? I was crying. Well, I was slapping my knee because I just understood it so deeply. Okay.

Because I was a really intelligent kid. And so I just got all the, everything. Everything was, they couldn't get anything over me. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. What a lame-ass child. What a lame-ass child?

Wow, isn't this funny? Your mom's like, yeah, I want to. Your mom's like, I just want to watch fucking Oprah. What are we doing? And your dad, you hear the other room. This isn't baseball. We failed. Your dad's all like the freaking, you know how like the military

fucking parents have like the whole fucking room with all the satellite installations and all the fucking shit bringing in? And I'm like, he's like, my son sucks. My son sucks. My son sucks. Bomb bomb. This isn't baseball or saving private Ryan.

Why are we watching this? Well, that's it. That's it. Or Ed and Nettie for some reason. Was he more of a Yankee or Mets fan? Who's the Yankee guy? So, okay, so I don't fucking know. No one's really a Mets fan.

Listen, there's, there's, there are contrarian Mets fans out there. There's no real Mets fans, man. But there are. There are contrarian Mets fans out there. Mets fans exist. I think it's stupid. But I said that's why I think the Mets Exists. Mets fans exist. For the people like

Angels fans exist. Where they are just When my team fucking fails, I go to a backup plan. That's crazy. That is it. That's the only reason. If you grew up in, basically if you grew up anywhere in Orange County, you're not a real place. It's a fruit. You fucking idiot.

This is the fucking talking about. This guy's insane. What do you mean? Orange is a fruit, not a county. It's a fruit. Can't be a cat. What are you talking about? Oh, God. You're right. Let's get to this other guy. Stupid ass.

Aster debater. just bought Baldersgate 3 for the Wii Rodin Oh my god He's gonna blow up That's a wormhole I have a little question For you big billy brothers

I've held off on asking Because I wanted the hereditary talk To end But since it keeps coming back I want to know exactly what you guys Mainly Derek find pretentions about it We're not gonna answer this We're not gonna answer this

Why does it keep coming back Just look up the original Conversation that this comes from We can't reignite Heret I don't give a shit Speed through it then 10 seconds

10 seconds. 10 seconds. It's like the where's Waldo of like of being like interesting and unique or something. It's very, it's surface level. It's, it's faux deep. And it's just, that's just basically how it is. Like I say where's Waldo because World's Waldo is very simple, you know, thing. Right.

Everything's here. There's so much going on. And I'm like, just because there's so much shit doesn't make it deep. It's just like, that's basically what it is. And it's kind of faux deep. It makes you think it's deep. why a lot of people criticize a sleep token that band that blew up recently

it's foe deep. Disney metal. Yeah, it's faux deep. They made a lore, they made masks, they're seeming mysterious and all occultish and stuff like that. But it's cute. And it's like, I like that, but I would never call them deeper.

Like, oh, that really speaks to me. I'm like, sure. It's surface level. But that, I don't even hate hereditary. It's the people that are, it's the people that are trying to pretend like it's some deep-ass shit. I'm like, y'all are kind of funny.

It's like trying to go to Drake and get deep bars And it's like, you're not going to get that Exactly If you had somebody was saying like Oh man Drake he's so deep You're like all right Like I can't have a conversation with this person You know?

It's that simple really It's that simple really It really isn't that deep I'd stay really close to them And he'd be like what do it? I was busted on your leg And I'd walk away All right let me read this one now

I forgot about that one guy Let me read this one That video makes me last Do you remember that? Oh, that's so crazy Carl Carl ran out the room.

Carl Sheen and Benjamin Netanyahu wrote in. He says straight to the point Sweet and Derek, you'll get a kick out of this dude called Call Me Invader

who all he does is post videos with titles like gay N words and women have ruined Call of Duty. I've seen it in one of the widest ways possible.

He says it as often as a kid with social anxiety says it's hilarious. Is he authentic? I don't know. I've never even heard of this guy. I've seen his videos before. It's fucking.

crazy. Oh, you've seen him? Yeah, it's fucking... You like them or no? No, absolutely not. It's fucking dog shit. I can laugh at it because it's like, oh, this is what I think, but he's saying it. Right. Jim Broboy wrote in. He says, hey, you ducks. Simple question. Would you rather binge all of one piece

and one sitting, including the movies and specials? Or the entire Big Bang Theory cinematic universe. Ooh. That's actually genuine. Big Bang Theory. I'll do one piece. Big Bang Theory. I think I'd rather do one piece. Just for the time. Big Bang Theory. theory is it sucks that's true but I I you cannot convince me to watch through

one piece again because that's been the thing I've been on as I was well you've seen it already is what I yeah it's up seven is like you can't you can't make me do this again I would rather do one piece like I don't I don't like one piece really that much at all I don't care about it even slightly but like I would I would prefer to I like at least some things about it whereas like there's nothing about big bank theory that I find right exactly one piece of sunk and cost theory or suck and cost fallacy like the series I think One Piece is a good series I do think it has a lot of merits

But I think the people love it so much They spent so much time watching it Like that is literally why Because the show It becomes a part of your family at that point You know what I mean It's like it's like a routine It's like a pet

It's like oh this dog's been in my family For general Well not generations It's a dog But like you know This parrot's been here Since my grandfather owned this parrot Yeah

Dude I just You can't You cannot You cannot get me to watch every season of the Big Bang Theory. That's crazy. I could do it. And Young Sheldon. That's not,

Oh, Oh, no. That's what, Yeah. That sounds like Guantanamo Bay shit to me. Like, you're going to, they're going to torture me.

They're going to keep the lights on. And that new show that's spinning off of Young Sheldon, by the way. Oh, yeah. Which is real. People from Young Sheldon are getting their own show. People from Young Sheldon. That's the name of us.

People from. The show's called people from Young Sheldon. It might as well be, actually. I would actually make more sense than whatever. I don't remember what it was called. It was like, I think people's names or something. It's absolutely true.

Actually, I completely forgot. I don't know. I just remember the people from that show. Yeah, I don't know, man. Who's watching that? If I watch One Piece from the beginning, right now I wouldn't like the show anymore. The show, what One Piece was and what it is now are two different shows. Granted, the things that I like about One Piece have become more to the foreground,

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Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. You wanted to become like... I want his story to end. I want a story to get to the... Is he... He's a child, right? In the beginning, he's like 16.

And then like he's getting older. Now he's 19. Now he's 19. Oh, okay. All right, never mind. I was gonna... I want to... Just go.

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His dad got punched in two in front of him. I can't even open. and that. You know, Predator is going to get it. All right. Netanyahu and David Drayman disguising themselves as,

and it cuts off, sorry. I opened your name too to see the rest of it and it won't let me. Awesome. He says, Hey, Piss Raygun,

peasantston, retardson, and yummy thigh. What the hell? Jesus Christ. What the hell? He says, is there any hope left for Massified 4?

I am, so I have zero optimism, but I don't have any pessimism if that makes sense. Indifference. That's the worst. I guess that's worse.

That's the worst. I guess that is kind of bad. Yeah, that is kind of bad. Well, was I say the opposite of love is indifference? Yeah. Yeah. It is.

I get it though. I'm totally indifferent in the next Halo game. Like, I get it. It's, I'm not getting it. I'm hoping. I mean, it'll be free.

So like, that's true. I might, I'm hoping the feeling, though, because of me feeling this way might actually automatically make it kind of decent. You're hoping it's because of you The last one was bad

So like if the universe was like Get back at you don't make it good So you can be happy I don't think that I've just I've seen enough to where they're like Hey it ain't gonna be the veil guard And I'm like okay

Well let's see what happens You just threw his comics away Yeah The I know we've mentioned this on earlier episodes But I can't believe They're doing a sequel To what?

To what the fuck are they Yeah I Like an actual A continuation It is crazy What the fuck are they gonna do? You know what? Maybe they'll set it

Forever in the future And then it won't have anything to do with anything And then it's pointless That it's even real Mass Effect, yeah That's basically what they did with Andromeda 600 years in the fucking future Yeah but this time it won't suck

I promise In a different In a completely different fucking galaxy With boring fucking aliens I was like oh There's people, the shades of people The fucking endless possibilities On what species

Dopp grew up first and dominated first and they're bipedal again and I'm like get the fuck out of here Like I get it right Like because I'm a Star Wars fan And like clearly

It takes like It takes inspiration from Star Wars clearly Of course And it's like There's no evidence of that Except for all the evidence But Except for the people that made it

Made the previous game That has a lot of moments I just doubt it Actually I agree with him now Okay cool interesting Yeah Cool cool cool interesting It's two of them

That's crazy But like it's like why is everyone in Star Wars just walking upright and is pretty much a human. It's like, well, this is kind of lame. And it's like, I guess to simulate like, oh, the sort of basis of like intelligent creatures is the bipedal sort of hominidess form. But it's like that's boring. Like give me some weird shit, dude. Give me some like fucking like.

I understand it's easier to deal with. Yeah. I get that. And it's easier to project like I like love onto something that looks relatively like you, you know. Yeah. So it's like, I guess. Especially in a, like, if you're doing a movie setting, like, come, I get it. You know, like, one of the first big things was the movies, like, okay.

Now once you expand, you can get a little more creative, but whatever. They already established a bunch of aliens. Mass Effect had the, like, say they had like the Hanar, they had the El Corp. In the galaxy, it's in the Milky Way. They already had some interesting aliens in there. And that's why I was like, oh, what the fuck is Enjarmata got out? You fucking a Turian? No, she sucks.

You didn't fucking attorney? In Andromeda? Yeah. No, she sucked. What is the name? Vector? I forgot it was Vector. Something like that.

It's not Vector. It's something like that. I watched like, I watched our friend play a lot of it and cry effectively while he was playing it. It was really sad. Cry for what? He was so upset how bad it was. Because our friend Whiskey, you know whiskey.

He is like just as much as you as a lot. He didn't cry at it. He was, you weren't even, you were there when he was playing it? I was there when he was playing. Dude, it was seeing him play at like moments where he takes his glasses up.

It just holds his head. I was like. I do remember that. I was like, that's a dark time. You all right? This is a dark time. I remember being disappointed in that game.

I remember like, man, what the fuck? I tried it again a couple years ago. Yeah, I remember you talking about it. Yeah. Even with all the nudes, even with all the nude mods and everything. With all the penis out. With all the nude mods, everyone's naked as shit. I fucking, you know, nice texture overhaul look great.

Look, the one nice thing I can say about it is the gameplay, the combat was actually a good evolution from three. they just added on. They just built upon three because three was they're like oh, I think we got it down. They built it on it. You had now jet packs

and boosters, a little short burst. I remember it felt good to shoot things. It was... But that's not the point of that game. That's the thing that makes, that's the thing that works like, damn, the main thing, when I'm fighting,

which I kind of barely care about, especially you're doing the same thing over and over. Oh, there's these gay old things left behind. Go solve the gay puzzle. And I'm like, I don't want to do this anymore. That's what it says. In the FAA says, solve the gay puzzle. I had a certain point.

I was like, I do not want to do this and you need like, I don't know, there's things you can override it but I didn't have any and I'm like, I stopped playing the game in it.

But, yeah, yeah, bipedal. They're fucking stupid, dumb creatures and then, and then the antagonists were them, but changed.

Their DNA was changed to like rocky creatures. And I'm like, that's the best they could come up with. Yeah. I think a 10 year old could have drew better aliens. You know what I'm saying?

I just like, that EA doesn't have world builders anymore. I think the reason why those exact, the reason why by OSHADOM by Mass Effect, the reason why Cotor, the reason why Dragon Age all works so as because they have people that did world building. You know what's crazy?

And they don't have people that do that anymore. You know what is they made that has world building in it? Like actually. Do you know it looks at this? What I? My back. My back. My back.

That's such a good because he's so believable. Like I, I really, it really looks like like Ramey hurt him. Yeah. You're not, I don't, I don't believe you. He did actually break his back. And they slag up on Sea Biscuit.

All he did. That's what that line is. They're making fun of him complaining about his back all the time. Oh, I literally didn't know that. The only thing I know about this movie. I had no idea. I forgot he was in Seaman Biscuit.

Seaman biscuit? Yeah. Yeah, where they're riding the seaman horse? The price was the horse. The seaman horse. The seaman horse. The seaman. In a fucking dream scape.

A semen horse made a. semen and no one says anything. No one says this is entirely... You like this joke way too. It's so fundamentally stupid. It's funny. It's fucking Spider-Man riding a seahorse made of semen and no one is acknowledging it.

So no sperm, just semen. It's a liquid semen. It's a seaman. A single sperm. He's translucent. Gay Keith, fuck me in my butt rodent. He says, hello, my favorite degenerate godhead. Question for Sween, mostly. All right.

all right well then we're gonna skip you yeah your dungeons and dragon's talk has gotten myself and a few friends interested in starting a campaign of our own fuck them mary jane none of us

yeah get them get them mary jane let's go all right pull his cock out that's right wait why'd you stop no

he he's ready there was there was about they just wrote out the have you seen those AI videos of people like making everybody in every movie kiss.

No. It is funny, I will admit. There's like scenes where like basically like anytime characters are close to each other, it's like, the whole gimmick is like ruin this movie ruined by AI or whatever.

And they're closer to them. Then they just start passionately making out. My favorite one is Spider-Man and Green Goblin on the roof when he's like smacking the back of his head and he's holding his head. And like a tongue explodes out of the Green Goblin's mouth

and just penetrates his mask. It is, where's if I can find it. That sounds awesome. Who's you can find it. The question for you is your Dutton's and Dragons, they want to start their own campaign. None of us have much, if any experience with the game yet, any tips for new players.

I assume there's like guidebooks that he would recommend. So read through the players' handbook, obviously first. DMG, very good source book. Do some light planning. Also have a session zero which are players. Kind of figure out what the kind of idea they want to have. And yeah, there's plenty of stuff on YouTube, but session zero, light planning,

and kind of figure out light planning, a little bit of writing, kind of have a premise of where you want them to go, and don't be afraid to that moment to railroad thing so you can get the story to a progressive point. Because if you're playing with, if you're anyone like my friends, they will destroy your world as soon as you give them a chance to.

So you've got to, like, coax them this direction. Other than that, you know, there you go. That's it. Pretty good. It is fun. No, I love recently. I haven't played in a while, I'm kind of hurting for some.

If I wasn't going to Costa Rica, I would have started a campaign. But unfortunately, I have to go to this place that I really don't want to go to. Why are you going to Costa again? Because you have no ontotomy. Yeah, unfortunately. He's a, he's not a man. They were like, literally, if we don't go, then we're not going to go. And I was like, this is fucking insane.

He's not a man. That would not deter me. That would not, I'd be like, okay. I'm going to be arrested. I'm going to be arrested. Go. What the hell are you talking about? I can't go somewhere if you can't go

I guess you're not going then What the fuck? It really annoys me I really don't want to go to Costa Rica Yeah I wish you were a man bro Yeah man I wish you you grew some

Cajones and you You uh I know I'm gonna have fun But I still would just rather not go Grab the hammer And you threaten them I'm not going You're out of your mind

You're out of your mind You're out of your mind. You put out a wife beater. You know, you fucking, uh... I wear a wife beater in a house now. It's like my typical clothing at house now. I was actually, I thought it was AI at first. What I had a wife beat him on the picture?

Yeah, because in that picture, I was like, is this AI? Like, this, like, he's turning, he's Jamaican. I was like, he's fucking... Oh, yes. But like, what the... I've always been Jamaican. No, but you're like embracing, you're going to start hitting Lily. I'm not going to hit.

Jamaicans aren't really known for hitting their women. They're known, they're really known for cheating on their women. That is the way of right for them. Are they not? Are you sure? I don't remember Jim Higgins really hit women that much. The Hitcher woman stereotypes are like the Irish. My alcohol limeo used to do work. I mean, that's anecdotal.

I don't know. Dude. It just didn't understand what the green gavel was like, what is this? Oh, shit. We missed a, we missed. we missed the one of the funniest scenes fucking car yeah we missed

that's so crazy almost killing Peter and be like oops what would that have done I just thinking about I was like what would that have done

later he would have been like oh I didn't realize and then look at the he threw him at the he threw him that should have absolutely decimated his back for his back should have been done

yeah yeah it was like when with Darkside smashed his Batman through a fucking wall and Batman's like I'm fine He should be soup.

He had a little blood cut out of his nose. He's just signify that he's still a person. Well played. Well played. Batman is turning a soup. Like a rid of media right there. I think Batman is just the most bastardized character of all time. Of course.

Like Spider-Man has to be bastardized too, but like he has to be. Batman has been like, I don't know what they've done to that character is crazy. He's going to be fine. He's going to be fine. Let's see how he'd be. How was he fine? Yeah, because you know it's going to happen. You have to, at a certain point, you have to accept that.

Oh, I guess it's still pertaining to Mass Effect. I guess ball clamp a ruin. And he says, have you guys seen that Amazon wants to do the Mass Effect show? I don't want it, man. What is it going to be? I just don't want a, I don't want a. Is it animated? No, probably not.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan. I mean,

America's Large Injury Law from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't trust them with a male shepherd because to me the male shepherd looks too obvious. There's a guy that it completely looks like him. Completely looks at least. Versus Fem Shep, there's been, the art has been a little different. I think you can actually just cast somebody and I would completely accept a Fem Shep

and I would prefer it because of that. But the climate of woke. fucking effect. I don't want it. I don't want that it'll be relentlessly fucked with. I just feel like

they're in a I just think it shouldn't happen. Right. Because I think it would be ruined by too many people before it even even if it was good. I feel like if it was

I feel like they would go with Fem Shep. I have a feeling they would and that would just cause so much calamity that I'd rather it not be that. I don't think Mass Effect works in a modern world

unfortunately. Mass Effect doesn't work the same way like it just doesn't work it's it the objectivity of that series is just like so much of a a hit towards like capitalistic mindsets and bullshit that it's like what is it this is not gonna go over well with people people are gonna complain about this shit too much no matter what it is because of the nature of like how many different groups there are how how how like how the fucking high council sucks dick and they prevent you from doing shit that you should be doing it's objectively good it's anti-executively good it's anti-

sentiment. How would they go about it? So they would just do the first game, right? But that's going to be, but that's going to be. I don't think it would be, I don't think that's a reason why it can't. I think that's silly. Fallout's very much that. Anti-government.

It's, it's anti-technopsy bullshit, yeah. Fallout's pretty anti-capitalist, technically. Do you think they would go with this like, okay, let's just be safe? Let's say they do it. They green light it in the show, though? Not so much. Yes.

And it's a, it's a surprising focus of the show. Really? You would still have the flashbacks and everything when it's talking about, where they're talking about Valtek and like how corrupt all Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, they are, but they're not like, it's just saying they're corrupt and them being like, yeah, but well, so what? We're still going to blow up the universe. They're literally trying to profit off of the end of the world.

I mean, they're trying to incite it. They're actually. Right. Yeah. That's the entire. Yeah, but I feel like it's like, it happens and it's like, all right, well. I don't know what you're talking about that. Like, I don't know what you mean.

I feel like it's not much of like a, a deconstruction and more of a, it's fallout. It's not. But it's already done. Yeah, I guess. It's not Nietzsche or something You know what I mean? Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, Nietzsche's... I don't know. I don't... I have to be real, man. I just don't... I don't care about Mazdaq beyond the trilogy, really. I feel the way about Halo also.

Like, I like... The rest is... Like, I like... I like... Those are... Like, those are... Like, those can stay. So they would just like...

You can come. They would retell it, right? If they did it, they would just retell the story. Like, they kind of did with Halo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's gonna be a bastardization. The same way, exactly. It would probably be a bastardization. It's the same thing with Gears. I'm not, look, when characters, Fallout is perfect because it doesn't have people.

I don't, it's, you can just cast anybody. It's a world more than it is like a character's in a story. That's when it becomes really fucking tricky. The world's a character. I don't know, who the fuck's gonna play Marcus Phoenix?

Whoever it is is not gonna be Marcus Phoenix. Nice. Yeah, it's just not gonna happen. He says that way more than I thought he did even. Yeah, Like I totally haven't playing it It's like every time he picks up

Every kill and reload Every kill and reload Like not every kill and reload But like damn near Every kill and reload Every time he picks up a weapon Sweet Nice

Sweet I like that You're blocking my shots Hey so I don't remember What parts were added And which weren't So I played when they did The ultimate

Whatever the fuck The first one And they're like Oh we added more shit Than the original game And I'm like I don't remember What they had

I don't know So now my memory Jumbled And I'm like, okay, what was original and what wasn't? Doesn't matter. You know one thing I don't really remember? I don't remember. I swear I don't remember emotion in the first fucking game.

And I'm like, I do remember that. Like it has to be in there. Emotion is, but like, I remember. I kind of know what you mean because I remember starting gears three. Like the substance? Yeah. It's in the beginning of the game. Of course it's in it.

I remember I know what you're saying because I remember playing gears three. And emotions like huge. in that one. And I kind of remember at the time feeling like, where did this come from? Yeah, that's exactly. Exactly. Am I tripping?

No, you're not. No, you're right. It's been there. It's just, I think my path was exactly what he just described. He's more paying attention probably. Because I think it was in the first game and then the second game, it kind of wasn't,

if I'm remembering it correctly. Barely, if at all. If at all. And so when the third game comes up and it starts with like a very emotion-heavy focus, you're like, the regular locust versus the emotion are fucking with each other.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, they're becoming the lamina, yeah. And then there's like the, uh, the berser fucking, like, it's all over the place. Yeah, I think I just forgot. God, man, Gears 3 is so good. Fuck me, man. It's so, there's gonna, it's gonna, it's get, 10 more years to get the next remake.

I was like, oh, great. We already had the ultimate edition of gears one of whatever. However, when was that? That wasn't that long ago. It was 10 years ago, technically. That's not, which is like, it doesn't, why do I need a thing? Which means, which means, which means, It's been even fucking longer since we've had the other ones.

Yeah. So like, I don't know. It's crazy. I'm sure they're just trying to triple dip on the profits of like selling all. But like it's, it is frustrating. The first of all the game is very good. Functions way better than I thought it would. I ran into some bugs though where like I was fighting the berserker in the church.

You know, you when you lure them out. And it kind of. So when you lure it out. What are the cars are, right? Yeah. In like a court. There's no car. No.

It's like kind of like a courtyard. Yeah. But like. basically it's a third person shooter, it's trying to court you in a certain direction. So like where you come from, debris falls and prevents you from going back in there. So like the fight is focused outside.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting. bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. The berserker broke through the thing. I ran through the door and then the thing came down and the berserker was suck inside.

and then I just couldn't find it I just reloaded the checkpoint and then like corrected itself and he spawned outside but I was like oh this is fucking ridiculous that is happening and then I had one where Don was like taking cover like 10 feet above me

like mid air it was ridiculous and I was like I can't protect you you're out in the open and then like and then when he got down you like slowly

so it's a little wonky but um I didn't I feel like it's something that I can rely on happening enough. At least one more time. It will, but you know. Yeah. Because it's, it is more wonky than the first game for sure. Like, I had, like, Kim was screaming at me like, what's the hold up, Phoenix? It's like, I'm waiting for you.

Well, things like that. Yeah. But Gears 1 is great. It's better than I remember, actually. But, um, like they're all molesting Spider-Man right now. Oh, yeah. One guy's hand is on his dick. That would have been nice, like a nice little subtle, like someone is actually Gravative duck. Subtle. You know, because like there's a lot of people

would have probably missed it the first time. Oh, they just fought on the train. Okay. Yeah. And then we're going to get to see Joey Coco Diaz. Hey, Joe Rogan, nigger.

Yeah, exactly. Hey, Joe Rogan. He says that a lot. I'm like, Joey, shut up. You can't fuck with Spider-Man because Spider-Man knows Joe Rogan. A spider man. Is the Spider-Man?

All right. Let's see. Let's get to this last one. And then we'll start. reading the names kid he's just a little fucking bitch someone stomps on his man someone caves his face

and you're like yo how did you do that hey yo I have powers myself is there like AI Ethan Klein's old um Reddit account goes he's just a kid he's just a kid he's as old as my wife Oh

thanks by the man shit Yeah thanks you little fucking bitch he ships him he walks him with a blade stabs him in a throat a machete he's got a fucking

big ass machete I think machete a blade is funny because it's just right in his throat once those are his brothers apparently

it's weird those are his real brothers yeah that's why they don't oh shit I didn't even be thought about there's stupid

names too do they or like do they go by stupid it's Toby Kobe Kobe it's Toby Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe and boby

yeah Toby Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe and boby boby McGuire oh They were really, the rest of them were so sabotaged. Like Toby McGuire is normal. But they're like, Boby? Toby.

Toby and Bobi. This is Boby, Sloby and Yobi. Fucking garbage names. That's crazy. And their middle names are Obie. Toby, Obie. Toby, Obie, Bobby, Bobi. Obie, Toby Bonobie?

Obie. You got to get through me, cock sucker. Looks like he's on an acid tree. He looks like he looks like But doesn't he's like He's like Fuck it up

Like bro That's not normal That's not nervous He looks like Joey Diaz He looks like if Joey Diaz Was Andy Milanochus On an assing Like why

They told him Be nervous But then he's like I don't know how to play nervous So fuck I gotta take some ass To calm myself down He's so fucked up

He thinks he's Spider Man Yeah He took off Dude he has actually Edbles with like 4,000 milligrams of like THC in it or something. Yeah.

Something like retarded. You know, and then like... Here and this guy speak clearly doesn't make good decisions. He doesn't. Let's read this last one.

I love this. I like watching. We'll get to the names. Nat National Park Stranger wrote and he says, hello my trusty snark, my trusty tank crew. Good movies are the only... Bro, we gotta do this.

Good movies are the only ones getting remade. If you could remake a bad movie with your own creative direction, What would you choose? That's a great idea. I love that question. You're saying, but you say good moves are being remade, meaning like say like a robocop's being remade. Sure.

Is that what he's talking about? Yeah, I guess the premise is like there's so many good movies being remade for no reason because the original is good. They're good. Why are you making them? Why do you remember that one? Yeah. So I guess bad one, that's interesting. Hmm.

Damn. What would I choose? So, that's a good question, actually. It's a great bad movie? Oh, me, your man. I've never even heard of that But you want that? I want a meter and I remade

And I want the main character to be a white man Like who's a very white man That sounds so much better What do you say It'd be better It's all the same like racial undertone He's a white man playing it Like who's a white man that just shouldn't be

Like Michael Sarah Oh it's like Meteor man That's your go to Michael Sarah Who else? Fucking Benedict Cumberbatch Oh man

Oh Killian Murphy Perfect Hurry Cillian Murphy as Meteor Bay. It was killing. It would be killing. Well, at least that's all you pronounce it. That's a really good question, man.

I'm actually having a hard time. Yeah, because things like, say, Mortal Kombat got we made and it made me cry almost. Because I just... Because it was so good and emotional. I was so happy with it. Dude, I went to, I went to Best Egg.

What is that? Downtown. Oh. You ever heard of that restaurant? I don't think so, no. It's, yeah, it's just a breakfast place. They just sell eggs? Yeah.

Yeah. Downtown Burbank. They got a place called that. Okay. Anyway. I was... Broken egg, you mean? Oh my God.

Is it called broken egg? Yeah. Broken egg cafe. Why the fuck did I say best egg? That's what I was confused. Oh, I know what I said that. I know I recently got a spam on my phone. It's a, it's a, it's a loan place.

It's a loan. I'm getting loan spammed. Oh, cool. Because I need a loan to move into my new spot. So now I'm getting spammed by every. loan thing imaginable because they sell your fucking data. Take them all. Yeah, I'm going to get, I'm going to equal

to do a million dollars in loans from different companies. And they start paying back companies with their loans, other loans. Which is what rich people do. They take out loans and pay off loans with other loans. I get it. They constantly circulate their wealth. So they never spend any of their money. It's fucking insane. It's pretty cool. It's a pretty epic system. It's really fair.

Yeah, I'm going to do that. No, and then I'm going to move and then just start a new account, convert to, well, I lose a lot of money because the dollar is suffering, dude. But anyway. Not to the yen or a yang, whatever it is. The yen is fucking tragic. You know what?

Compared to like Euro, which is one of the closest next things, it's doing pretty fucking bad. It's not good. Like that one point two five or something like that? I think I got an answer. What's the 1.25? No, it's worth. Well, I'm just saying, well, yeah,

because it's worth like probably 0.8. I mean, eight, it's basically under, it doesn't matter. We don't get into it, but it's significantly lower right now. dollar compared to the euro it sucks. I think I figured it out the answer to the question.

The happening. Oh my God. I feel like the happening could be good. Make it the occurring instead of the happening. Was that the one with, was Mark Wahlberg? Yeah, he was. My first decision would be not to cast Mark Wahlberg.

It was like, it's fucking happening. It's fucking happening. The happening is happening. I never saw it. I think the occurring is a funnier name. Yeah, it is funnier. It is funnier, isn't it? But it's supposed to be the fucking remake of the movie.

thing. Why would you call it that? It's a remakes for changing those Shut up, shut up. That's not how that works. I don't know what I would do. It's been a while since I've seen the happening, but I remember feeling like, I don't think this is a bad premise necessarily. Like, I think there could be something done with like the earth literally turning on people. I think it's interesting. But like the explanation is lame.

And nothing interesting really happens. What would you make it? I think that movie by its, by creed is really stupid. Well, I would lean into it kind of like the evil dead does. Where it's just like, I don't think you need this to be as serious as it is. Yeah. Like it should be absurd. Like the planet's trying to kill you.

Have the trees fucking literally snap at you. But that's ridiculous. Yeah. But that's like, like I don't get me wrong. I think that. The happening tries to be serious and that's the problem. I think the tone of that is like,

I don't, I feel like that movie where the planet's trying to kill you is like, well, this is just. Either it's funny or it's, or either it's a funny, silly movie or it's completely ridiculous. I think you can do something evil dead with it. I really think. that premise is so crazy

I think even if that works because of the fact it's technically horror so horror economy are cousins but the happening isn't horror it's stupid that's what I'm saying it should be

like a fucking it's just like a tension it's like a tense movie that doesn't really have a villain it's weird like what a fucking golfer picks up a gun and it's like the planet told me to kill you

and it's got to see that with a gun you know stuff like that where it's like nature trying to kill you is like well something Duh, it's been doing that. I just think there's a cool premise there. I think if you wanted to get, like,

fantastic with it, I think there's, like, a really neat thing that you can do with the premise of the happening. Obviously, this is just dawning on me now. I haven't seen the happening in fucking forever. Like, annihilation. Like, the movie annihilation has some stupid parts, but it has a relatively cool concept.

Okay. I haven't seen annihilation. I think it's really good. I heard it's really good. That and, um, the arrival, are those two where, like, are those the shit? Like, I always get them mixed up and then I forget to arrive.

The arrival is okay. It was different. It's okay. I saw a rock because I like alien shit. Yeah. It's fine. I thought it was, it's cool.

But it feels like one of those movies you can only watch once. Sure. Annihilation, highly recommend it. I love that movie. Yeah. It's just,

it's fun and it's not a million hours long. That's also a thing. I like movies that aren't fucking three hours. Me too. Yeah. I don't need to be fucking long. And I just funny is they send, everything happens and they send in four

clearly really stressed out women. And it's like, why did you send them? They're clearly all, like, why would you send a small team? They're the best for the job. Well, I understand that, but it's not that they're women. It's that they send such a small team of people into that really fucked situation. I don't understand. It's like, why is it only four of them?

There should be a lot of people going in there with you. It's like the oil drillers from that, what is it, that Matt Damon movie? Or the Ben Affleck movie? Which one is that? I don't remember. Where the oil drowers become astronauts or something? It's that one that he has that famous commentary about. It's, yeah, Armageddon.

I love that movie That was one of my It was an honorable mention I think I think it was gonna be In my top 10 movies Oh for the movie thing Because I just

That movie is so fucking fun It is a fun Because of how stupid it is What's so difficult Point the drill at the ground And turn it on I'll never get over That fucking that commentary track

It's awesome It's fun I love that You got Billy Bob Thornton It's a huge fucking cast man William Bob Thornton William Robert Thornton himself in a live Tyler.

Bruce Willis, when you go remember? That is sad, man. That is really sad. I watched like 15 minutes of a minute. I started crying and I turned it off. I saw the title and I was like,

nope. I literally saw the title this. I was watching King of the Hill last night. I saw the title and I was like, I was like, it's not happening. I finished alien earth and I was like, I'll put this on for a little bit.

And I started crying and I was like, this is so sad. Literally my, my thought was all that money can't fucking like fix your brain. And there's so many people who are, those rich people think, though. And he's like, how old is he, how old is Bruce Willis? I imagine he's in the 70s.

That's so crazy to be like, he's not in the 70s. That's so sad, man. There's so many people who deserve that more, you know? Of course. Of course. Bruce Wilson, as far as we know, from a decent person. We haven't heard any crazy shit happen about him.

He's been around for too long and in, in very specific points in history. If I feel like anything bad was about him, we'd know about it. Yeah. I'm a diehard mark, dude. I'm a diehard fan. Yeah, I'm a big diehard fan. I'm one of the, you know, every time that stupid debate comes around around Christmas, I get upset. Oh yeah, yeah.

Like, shut the fuck up. It is a Christmas movie effectively. I don't care. But I even, I'm even one of the small few that really enjoy to live free or die hard. The latest one? Not the latest one. That was like, 06. Yeah, I saw that one.

Kevin Smith is like the fucking, he's like the microchip guy, you know. That's hilarious. I've seen all of them. It's fun because those movies are so, because he's old as shit already. and the stunts are fucking so stupid Like anybody who hasn't seen Live Free or Die Hard It's one of those things

It's die hard If Die Hard was Fast and Fierce kind of meets It's like Die Hard meets Fast and Furious Yeah If you like if you grew up With shitty action films It's your dream

You know what I mean You're not looking for a solid film You're looking for Schlock as they say I want it And Schmeat Yeah I need it I need dumb action films.

Dumber than like, oh, Arnold Schwarzenegro wouldn't go far enough. Like, he would always... He wasn't a stunt person. I liked his movies. True Lies was good. Erasure was good. Like, those are good, but they weren't like, I was like, hey, ham it up. I love the space one.

I forgot what it's called? I guess I was kind of trying to do last action hero. Fuck you doing. What was the space movie? He was, um, the Mars. He was on, total recall. There you go. Yeah.

You mean that, you mean that where he has that thought of him and, um, what he blows up. Dude, that shit is... Total retard. That was the first time I saw like CG like that when I was little and I was like, whoa. It wasn't C.G. That's practical as fuck.

Well, the first time I saw like that kind of effect and I was like, whoa! I was like, that's a crazy effect. And they fall out the fucking space in their head to blowing up. Like if they... I want to be able to do that. I want to be able to do that on command.

Like your head? Yeah, the total recall head thing. Like not be able to take an oxygen. You'd be like one of those people in the Guinness Book of Records that like pop their eyes out you ever seen those frees? I hate those people

They're disgusting They're less than people The fact that They're probably more actually They can put their eye back in I would want to mallet their eyes permanently into their skull Because like just

Bam I think they can't go out anymore The heads are more malleable So I want to grab and squeeze Oh yeah Well look we're gonna read the names now Let's do it Let's get out of here

Let's get the hell out of here Let's um You got 30 seconds Three We got till the end of Spider-Man 2 And it's credits All right, count me down. Three, two, one.

I don't feel like doing this. Never mind. Bye. What I'm done. She looks so much older and the fourth one. And not for the third one. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion won. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger

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We're just much older than she does in this one. Reese Witherspoon does look older. Yeah, from Legally Blonde. Yeah. Reese Witherspoon looks really old. Kirsten Dunst in Spider-Man 3. Yeah, that would agree. Blue Crush or is that what it's called?

I don't remember. Blue Crush, Crush, Blue. They're white women from that. You know, any of her other movies? Yeah. I think it was called Blue Crush with Michelle Rodriguez. Was it Oprah or Holly Berry? I can't remember which one.

They look the same to me. Halli-O-Win-Frey. Halli Oprah Winfrey. Holly Oprah Winfrey. co-beba it's oh page on a comment on a conversation is our time by the way

Haley Bailey My mom's labor duration would agree It's huge dribbler and the dripsil Dripsees Blow that bitch Tindy's head Smooth off The Jew spider Nice

Whoa It's a crazy He technically exists in the spider verse There's an Israeli Spider-Man Yeah He must Oh yeah You don't know

He just said it Well I mean he It's infinite It's infinite possibilities There must be There's probably like a million. I think Spider-Man is really. People think that Spider-Man is Jewish in general, so I don't know.

That is true, yeah, because didn't he say like Shalom in like one of the early comics or something? Yeah, but he also said like other shit, you know. I also beat his wife once. I attribute that to him, I attribute that to him just being from New York. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I think a lot of that lexicon just bleeds through. I think he's ambiguous white on purpose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he's definitely not saying, oy. Yeah, they're not doing it. My web shooter is a broken.

He says, Oe-J and Miles Inslee doesn't like. him anymore. He's like, oh, God. I like you less now. I snapped my girlfriend's neck with my webbing. Uncle Ben's like, hey, Peter. What are you doing? My premiums are going to shoot way up. I know that Aunt May is Irish.

That cost them cost so much money. Aunt May is Irish. Ben is white. Just a white man. Aunt May is Irish. Yeah, she's Irish. And then, uh, um... With great power. Yeah. She is Irish. I know that. That's all I know.

That's all I know. Responsibility. That's more Scottish. I don't know. Whatever. It's the same. It's not. I don't know.

I genuinely like I think, because what's an Irish accent? Can you do it? I'm very bad at it. I feel like I always want to go to Scottish because it's more. It's way more M, especially since you've seen a lot of examples of like Shrek and stuff, which he does a pretty solid, like generic one. And it's easier to do it. It's actually easier to do. Great.

Great. Great. Like, it's easier. you to do. Great. But Irish, especially, because there's the Conn-Megger types, and then there's the very subtle ones where I'm like, I can only tell with certain inflections. Yeah, the way they say ours. It's like the way they don't pronounce the H in like if in a TH, they don't go, so like if you say thing, they say ting. What? Every ting. They say ting.

And so like, it's like, Jamaican. Instead of saying a third. Third? Instead of saying, yes. That's how I say. Oh, I know what you're saying. It's It's Thursday. It's Thursday. That's what I say. I know if you're saying a turd. Yeah. I never thought about it.

I don't like that. I don't like to be a connection between Jamaicans and Irish people. It also makes sense. It does. It makes sense a lot, but also like I don't like it. Ireland. All them people sailed over there and grabbed them people that look like you and they went. They went Thursday.

It's tree turty. It's tree turty. I'm killing you at tree turkey. Shagging it with a broken beer bottle. they got they got Heiniken back then they're like fully licensed Heinigen

yeah oh who'd you told me McGregor I'm calling him McGregor you know it's crazy the only Irish culture

that the only Irish culture that I've consumed is the fucking the the improv the oh my God I was gonna say how I met your mother

that's not the right word um whose line is it anyway whenever they would do the Irish ditties that's the only only Irish culture I've ever consumed. The only Irish person ever met in my life.

You ever see, uh, you ever see, uh, Norman Reidas's breakthrough role. Did you see the son's name to Mingus? I couldn't fucking believe that. His name is Mingus Reedis. Like a fucking, you gotta leave behind your culture at certain moments. I'm like, dude, you gotta leave behind.

That's a fucking Magwa name. And he looks like, it's a Maguire again? The gremlins. You know what he reminds me of man? He reminds me of, um, he, uh, he, uh, he, uh, he gave a dolphin for his second. He was a dolphin with a low register.

Who's the guy that, uh, played the flash. Adrian, what's his name again? Ezra. Ezra Miller. Ezra Miller. Ezra, Richard, Bridges, the guy from Star Wars. Yeah. Ezra Miller, right?

He reminds me, uh, Mingus Reed is reminds you of Ezra Miller. Like, like, look at their aura. I'm like, he's going to do something. Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah, they got a similar kind of build going on. I was like, oh, No, no, he's, he's, he's gonna terror, he's gonna terror, he's gonna go, if he's in Hawaii, watch out. Yeah, he's gonna terrorize.

Blow, okay. Speak, free, speak friend and enter my ass. What do you do, hey, what do you doing there to Mingus? What do you do, I don't know, how do you do you do a Polynesian? Hey brother, I have a, no. I brought the Oos. Hey, what are you doing here, Mingis? What are you gonna do here, brother?

Ah, fucka, pupap, pop, pa, got you there. They're bigger than us. I don't know. And the group that I'm like really terrible. Jesus Christ. There's an episode of Siamond where Patrick Warburton does that in devil makeup to a priest. The exact thing what you just did. I respect the fucking heart of there.

I respect the Haka. It's fun. That is cool. All right. My grandmother tried to travel me to St. Lucia at four. Joe Rogan experience be like Bernie. I don't think you know where you are right now.

Jamie, pull up that luger. Pull up that luger Is Jamie Do we know what Jamie looks like Or is he Yes I used to follow him But then I

I couldn't do it anymore He used to be like visible Once in my life You see him You see him every once in a while He's a standard white guy You know A little bit of gray

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that's a stain. That's a stain. Daltino, French pigs be like, oinke. What is that? Oinke. Oinke. What the? fuck.

All right. I'm going to kill the president with a mortar. 18 naked Beatles kidnapping Sween with their big beetlecocks and taking him to get glasses so he can fucking read.

Sweeney monologues to himself in the shower. Two rats in a trench coat. I don't think I do. I think everybody kind of does. Does what? I don't talk to myself. Monologue?

I mean, I sing sometimes. I'm doing anything in the shower. In the shower? Like monologue? I'm thinking about it. shit. I think a lot, yeah. Yeah, I think, but that's about it. But, like, out loud, I don't...

I think, and I pee all over my feet. That's... Hey. Just hosing your toes down. I just got to make sure the... The jellyfish venom or whatever is off. Exactly. You know, like, you never know when jellyfish

are going to come up and get you. Yeah, I put jellyfish in my shoes that constantly seem to keep me awake, keep me alert throughout the day. But at the end of the day, I have to pee all over my feet to prevent it from really... Gotcha. You know, getting into my bloodstream. That's smart. I think it's smart as well.

Yeah, it's really good. Yeah. Milled the sonature medallion to the White House. Sam Porter bitches, Sween the kind of NY to install former slave mods. Berserker Beasurker's Big Bouncy Backside. Reckless Rhino, the Sloker 2, why so derpy? Doa gay cover of Crazy Frogs, Axel F.

What would that even be? Kingston's extra chromosome. I need to feed my Chris Hansen Tomagachi. Gonna make this soldier baby bite the curb. The Goon Moon. Domination Benjamin Nutton, Yehuha King asserper, Arsnevusus, Queen Pussy Quiever

Derek Nautcham and his instant has like Freedom Rounded Asian excited to try this new IP Gears of War Reloaded. I hope it has co-op. Corinth realizing this tier is $40 Canadian every month has to go back to $5 tier after this month. Asking Grock's Is this true after someone wishes me a happy birthday? Just bought Baldersgate 3 for the Wii.

Brandy Hutzel. I call her George because she got that W. Bush. Oh, let's go. I don't know. It's about to autoplay. And they say that auto play can save us. Not going to stand here and play

unless you Some Blonde blue-blue-eyed German man cosplaying Sween. finally got my vaginalplasty, call that Beyond Beef Curtains. Mr. Hansom from Superman looks like the Greendale human being. He does. I was

wondering what the fuck. It was reminding me of something while I was watching the movie and I'm like what is it? It is. You're totally right. It is the Greendale human being. Have you ever seen community? Yeah. I just don't remember. Their mascot because they wanted to be inclusive as possible

I forgot about that. It's just a completely like pale white thing with like a happy face on. I completely forgot about that. It's a really niche part of that show. I barely, I just remembered it as you were saying. I haven't watched the community since it was going on.

And the last I saw was the season on Yahoo, which was what fucking year was that? Oh my God, 2016. Something like that, yeah. 2016? It was a long time ago.

I think it was well before 2016. You might be right. It was like, I feel like I was in high school stuff. Well, you know what the sad thing about this is that there's no way to find out. Let's see.

Four inches soft, two inches hard. What? You see. The water, the water, the water. The water. The water. The water. The water.

It's Thursday. It's Thursday. Nick or treat by Nick Erlodian. Thugzilla evolved versus Cybertron, Cyber Elon Muskulon. GTA 4 swing set glitch. Princess Devour of Children C.J. Being modit.

15. 15. Oh, okay. Yeah, I knew it was around that time. Fucking Yahoo. How long did that streaming service last? Like 18 minutes. To the end of that season, the community. It just collapsed. Yeah. I think I got it for that show, I think. And then I canceled it immediately. J. being modded into MGS3 remake, not even 12 hours after official release. CJ's the first person, man. They put in everything.

Okay. As long as it's like feminine appearance. Is that Luigi Mangione? It's real. Yeah. Oh, it's Drake. No. Can I get chat GBT to prompt that?

Hey, could you put Luigi Mangione on fucking, uh, on this? I wonder if they'll do it because it or they're going to be like, oh, I'm reading that something weird's happening here. Right. Yeah. It's going to be like, no. No, look, CJ is the icon is the goat, man. This is Sophia Bush from.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Was I talking to you? Did I talk to you guys about trying to play GTA3 and the physics just didn't? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I can't go back.

I might get back to it at some point. I like that game a lot. I haven't thought about for that game. I fucking, do you know what? I stopped playing it after I was, you meet up with eight ball and you're doing a mission.

with eight ball. And then I'd put on a code for the first time where you can blow people's heads off. And I got stuck just killing him over. I'm freaking, it was funny. Like, I wouldn't even finish the mission. And then I would just, at a certain point, you know, like, you're walking. He just blow his head off. And then you basically got, you basically got, you basically got, riding. I would always do pedestrian riding. And I would just, like, do mission to watch positions of rioting. You got caught in a loop of, like, jingling keys in front of yourself, is what I have. Basically, yeah. Jack WFM, jumping. I forgot how old it was, but it was so funny to me. Jumping

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But I don't think it's that much I think weapons Is a great movie though I think what I like about weapons Is that I can see it Hmm That's what I liked about weapons In comparison to Cinners

My only problem with Cineers was So fucking dark The entire goddamn time And I couldn't see a damn thing At any point in that movie And it was the most frustrating About it But they're both very, very good

I don't think any part of weapons is as good as the part, the singing parts of sinners. But I do think that one scene where they're going through the decades is pretty great. I think the, I thought you can see it. It's the only part of the movie you can see. You fucking bitch ass, I honestly.

That was a way, you had that like a holster. I know what you're saying. It was a dark. It was definitely. I genuinely had parts where it was pretty fucking darn. I also genuinely think. Because it was, there's artistically dark

and then there's dark because something's wrong I do think genuinely like the theater I saw it and there was something wrong. Like it felt like this is not this can't be how this is because I even noticed beforehand that even the fucking previews were dark like relative to how they like not

extremely obviously because they're brightly lit generally but like I remember being like something's fucking off about this. It's extremely plausible. I've had audio issues where it was like I was like is anybody I'm in the theater and I'm like is am I death

Am I stupid because I can't hear this? Because everybody was just And you know when something's wrong You see other people looking around And I was like no one I thought it was insane This is why you don't go to the 16 Do not go to the 16

Don't go to that theater I don't know why people go to that one I never understood it I saw it's interesting Just go to the eight or six I saw the centers in the eight Really? I've never had a problem with the eights

In the mall right? Yeah I've generally I usually go to the one I have I have very few issues with theaters generally, but every now and again, I'll be like, you can hear it like when, when like the, when they do the previews where like, oh, the audio's peaking here. You know, like, you can hear it like, oh, the bass is too high or like the screen is a little bit dim. It's whatever.

Yeah. It happens. Yeah. But, um, the ending of fucking what you call it is crazy though. Weapons. That ending is the thing that I loved when he, I loved him waking up and being like, what the fuck. That's a good scene. That's a, that's a thing. That's a kid. killed me because I was just like finally a realistic reaction from somebody in a horror movie.

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People who say like as every third word make me want to commit violence. You want to commit violence? Like, like, like, like what? It's a lot of like. It sucks when. you get stuck on shit like that I know people that say oh I can't watch the NBA

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I remember Is that is that real or no But yeah it's it's I guess it's a real vague Where people get like too fixated on that Because yeah I don't notice I don't notice it anymore

Unless it's something really silly. Yeah, like I don't, like if it leads to something happening that's silly, but I don't know. Like a, like a, like a like a like a like a like a pre-old guy keep saying, you know, yeah, like yeah, I'm like, huh? Because I noticed that. He said like, you hear? Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah. You're like.

I don't know any curse that sounds like that. Yeah. Let's go to the bayou. Listen to that place. I hate that place. I never want to go back to that place ever. I mean, dude, swamps is the worst place. The bayou is so crazy. Mosquitoes there are so big, man. They're so big. A few almost took me away.

Yeah. Like they're, kick you off your bike. For me, it's the sounds you hear outside of the bayou. They rip my shirt off and they're like, you know, have you been there before?

I saw him go, yeah. Are you been there before? Dude, the bayou at nighttime is the most terrifying place that I've been in my life. Because you can hear fucking war going on in the mud. And it's like, what the, there's creatures.

You hear, dude, have you heard of, are you ever heard of crocodile hiss in person? Um, I haven't been that. I can't say I have. Dude, I heard that shit when I was in New Orleans. I forgot why. It was one just probably in a general vicinity.

And I heard in literally, I was like, oh, the little monkey in me, you try to climb a tree. Like, I was like, I can't. It's, yeah, I hate that place. I don't know why people live there. I get why people lived there, but not anymore. Leave. I've probably 10, 15 feet as close as an alligator has been to me. And it was, and it was doing nothing.

Yeah. You know, it was just like, it was just like, I don't think I've ever been. can't care that you're even here. I don't think I've ever been in the vicinity of an alligator or crocodile or anything. Outside of like a zoo, maybe. So many of them I seem like, I guess they're kind of domesticated in a way that they're like used to people being around. Yeah,

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at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw it. billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with

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Honestly, dude, I think the show is just better in a vacuum with like literally not knowing what else was happening. I think within the walls. I think I think a really fun show. And then once they had to finally unearth what is actually happening, it wasn't nearly as inventive as it could have been. It added big concepts that didn't need to be the big concept. The problem's good just been the Titans.

And then it became like about like revolution, which is good concepts. I think cool, but they does not execute it well. I think never, I think never, I think never finding out what happened would have been better, honestly.

I honestly think it would have been, it just the show was a much better premise. And once you want to, once you showed what everything is, people are just like, ah, I think I could have done better than that. You know, it was, it's just like, unfortunately, that's where I feel like it was just going to, it was going to head there no matter what.

I don't, I don't really see a satisfactory way to unearth all that's happening. And then, oh, this is, these people are warring. And then this dumb beetle translucent thing that started the first Titan when this dumb bitch got thrown down. That was so gay. I was like, bro, I don't need any of that. I think the problem, he's melting right now. I think the greatest problem with everything is that having endings are really tough. brain leaking through his ears.

Oh, my eyes open for really like that. I think they're really tough having a case. I don't know anything about Attack on Time. Yeah, it's not bad. I know that they're big naked people and they die. It's ending is worse than Nile. If you want to explain Attack on Titan, that's perfect.

I think Attack on Titan's ending is worse than Narutuzos by like a huge margin. And I think Narthus anything is bad. And Attack on Titan somehow, when you have a, when you have a, whoops it worse. When you have a fascish, a fashy, an edgy writer, an author, I mean.

Also, doesn't that just kind of mean that, that also kind of implies too that like Attack on Titan just had a longer distance to fall compared to Naruto. You know what I mean? Naruto's peaks are better

at attack on Titan's peaks. But I do think that Naruto's problem I don't know. I didn't watch Naruto. I didn't watch Naruto completion and I saw very little attack on time. I just...

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it the best way. So why would you have to? Well, you're not an edgy freak. So there's also that. That's true. Like the, the guy, oh, wait. What I enjoy is not exactly like, I guess I meant as an author. Storytelling wise, it's like, that's not my concept.

But you aren't edgy freak in general. So, yeah. Storytelling wise, I don't like edgy stuff too much. It's like, I don't need that. I like hopeful things. My brain's already fucked up. I got a feeling that tonight's going to be a gay night. You got put those on over here.

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Is that rough? Is it rough? It's, it's, it's, just even looking at it looks sad. It tastes chemically? I mean, it looks right to me. Does it? I mean, I haven't seen a Rice Krispie Treat. I usually feel like it's brighter, more bigger and more bigger. They're bigger and brighter, I feel like.

This is like, this is like, it feels like, it feels like, it feels like. Feels like three days old Thresletchid like cake. It's just very dense and moist. I don't like it. I don't like it's too. It's too dense and moist for me. That's not how I enjoy cake. To me it's like cake,

you just dunk your cake and milk. Yeah, you have a glass of milk and then you start eating it. It's kind of crazy. I need something with some sort of fruit flavor or something like that for me to enjoy it. You don't like just regular cake? Like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like

like a. Are you more of a chocolate cake or a white cake? Which are you guys? Oh, Chocolate for sure. Your chocolate? I'm actually... I don't know cakes well enough to even know what the distaste.

I think I feel like white cake probably. I actually a white cake with the frost, like with the white frosting. Yeah. It's just, I don't know. I like chocolate, but I like...

I don't like frosting. I'm so I'm not a big fan of it. I don't know. I can't fuck with cake without frosting. I can't do it either. I'm nice, I get pissed off with there's no frosting on my bite. You know?

Yeah, it's like, what is the point? Like, this is, This already isn't healthy to be eating. Why am I, why is it all so bland? I don't like frosting. I'm not, I'm like,

it's like a really good, is that from like being like busted on too many times? Like it reminds you a bad time. Yeah. You've been calmed on by your fucking abusive, uh, handlers.

Yeah. I don't really think it does. Are you sure? Damn. I'm not a frosting guy. I've also like in general. I don't like sweets the same way I used to. I've like taken a huge step back from like sweets in general that I'm like,

I'm like, I don't like soda anymore, which sucks because I, I fucking miss drinking like orange soda and stuff. You want soda? No. He's trying to ruin his life. I mean, they have healthy sodas now.

I know. They have like maybe like five grams sugar. The olipop things like that. Even them, I'm like, I don't like that much. I took a sip of it and I'm just going to drink water. The tropical punch ones and the grape ones.

Shut up. The grape one, the grape one's pretty good. So I'm not going to do that. I also like grapes. I also like grape soda. I'm not going to do that. All right.

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But like, don't say he doesn't have it. If you're skydiving without a parachute, you're just falling. You're just killing yourself. Did you just forget? Oh, fuck. I was too busy thinking about Mega Man. I forgot to wear my parachute. He's playing on his game boy.

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I'll be fine. Oh, fuck. It's so stupid. Super fighting robots. Mega man. I love the idea that people end up playing watching you choose that being like... They don't say shit to him either. They're just going to look at each other.

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Can I please have a Mega Man toy? He just... I'm going to write a play. It's like a stupid scenario. I'm going to write a play through about Final Fantasy 7. And then just completely gone. It's so insane because like,

what did young Colin do to this guy? Yeah, Young Colin specifically is so innocuous. He's just like, kid. He's got a. Speak his truth, man. Young Colin did something to him. He's got to speak his truth.

Solomon Gundy, it would be hilarious if this actually was a guy who just didn't like Colin when he was younger. Like before he was ever. See the. They just like found this show and was like, I can tell. I can get it close. I can get it close to him. They already blocked me on Patreon on other side. But if they're here, here it can fucking sting.

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