The Snark Tank - #355: The Irresistible Man

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

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Lamb. Stop it. It's like the quiet That was the original title but like they were like, ah, shut the fuck up lamb, comma, stop it.

Stop it. It was the original title of the lambs. And they were like, we could probably like tighten this up a little bit. Right. Trim the fat, huh? Silence of the land. And then, yeah, the director was like, I guess. It's not really what I was going for, but fine.

Do any of you actually know what that means? I think I haven't yet. I have an idea what it means. It's been a while since I've seen the movie, so I don't really. It's the idea of like, it's the silence of the innocent people. So it's like no one to get a chance to anything because he kills them. That's pretty much what it is. It's not stupid like that. I think, I think so. The murdering of the innocence. It's like the idea of like eliminating those who are innocent. So silence at the lambs. I think that's

Bimbically lambs like I understand the lamb via the analogy. You ever see the interview of Quentin Tantino

talking about what reservoir dogs means? No. Something about feet? No, it means nothing.

Oh. He just, he just thought it sounds cool. It's a cool sounding name. It's a mood title is what he said.

That's fair. And then like when he said he wanted to pick because he was like a still early director back then. He was like, you can't really go in

with that justification for a title so he he just made some shit up about it meaning something in like Japanese culture or something. that's funny I like oh really oh that's smart and cool

retroactively like making a narrative yeah I guess yeah it's this fucking tarrantino it's a women's hot feet that's why they're in every movie I make right we're talking a little bit before the show I really love this idea yeah I think it's funny do you think let's say somebody in your family or somebody that you know

or care about whatever they leave you a suicide note but it's a book it's a novel it's a suicide novel it's like 400 pages It's bound It's like it's like it's meant for this explicit purpose This is this is my suicide note Here it is Are you reading that?

Should have left an audio form Oh like a podcast A suicide podcast A suicide podcast suicide audio book You know you went to the booth And you spit the bars You did the whole thing Because then I could multitask

I can listen to your suicide note And I can still get some work done I can still, you know, maybe play a game like Skyrim or something in the background. I can't, I can't, okay, it depends on who it is. It takes, I don't know. I'd read it. I'd read it. Because I'd be like, there has to be something worthwhile in here.

Would you read it? Would you be so upset when it's just, I'm sad? Would you read it? Would you read mine? Exactly. If it's a book, if it's a book, probably. 400 pages. He wrote 400 pages in total.

Not 400 pages, but then back and forth. So like 800 pages. No, no, 400 front and back pages. 400 of those. It's a novel. It's a book. That's a lot of pages. It's like 800 pages of reading.

That's what I'm saying. So. I hope some of this would be like gay. Like really big. It says, gay. Some of them, some of there were pictures, maybe.

I'll read it. I'll read it. I'd read it. I think that's interesting. But would it be like, what if it's not? If it's not, I'll be like, well, I guess I get sad,

write it. I don't know. Skim it. It would have to be, read the last page. It would have to be like my parents. parents or something for me to read 800 pages. You know what I mean?

I'm not reading 800 pages that you wrote. No, don't. You know what I mean? That's true. I would read my mom's because my mom's an enigma. She doesn't talk. Like she doesn't,

she divulges little kernels of stuff and like, oh, that's why you're fucked up. You know, like trauma, but only little kernels and random spurts, you know? And even like,

say, I didn't even find out about how my dad died from her. You know what I'm saying? Oh, that's right. I have to tell you. Yeah. Like Chris told me.

In 2014, when I mysteriously DM'd you anonymously. Hey, I'm going to move to California at some point, like in a year or something. Yeah, anyway, this is how your dad died. Yeah, and I was like, wow, that's crazy that she told you or somebody, my checklist told you. She didn't tell me I was there.

She was present. Oh, you were there. Yeah, I was also there. That's very impressive. I posted about it on Fortune. When were you born, like 95, 93? 93. 93.

Okay, so you would have been one years old? You could have been there. You could have been there. It's possible. It's only possible. You get them in there. What's the name of that dumb-ass book in Skyrim that you get when you go to the place with the fucking aliens when you're in the books of knowledge, the ones that you open? What is it called?

When you fight the first dragon born? What's his name? The first Dragonborn is in the DLC with Skyrim. What's his name? What was our game podcast? It's me, Chris. It's him, Sweeney. It's him, Derek.

I know what you're talking about it, but I forgot. Man, you open the books and you learn shit. That's happened to Chris as a baby. someone brought that book in and opened it and Chris learned a bunch of shit and he walked out. I think it's entirely possible at this point. I'm willing to believe almost anything at this point.

Yeah, honestly, like, these don't feel real anyway. It doesn't. We're living in some weird, wacky simulation thing. Yeah, it's fine. I think I'm going to spend like a month in Napalachian. I'm just going to go there in space. It's been a month there. Why?

And to see what happens, you know? Like, I'm just, like, what else? You're going to get skinned. So what? They're going to skin you, but they're also going to preserve you. They're going to make sure that you're fine. So you're just like. go find a window go or some shit. Just fleshy meat.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

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Yeah. Like, you'll just be, what if they keep putting, not aquifer, but like, you know, they keep putting like a little disinfectants on you.

Sure. I'd be sure that would burn you to, like you'd die. I think you would just die of it. That wouldn't kill you though. And they would just hurt up really bad. Yeah, but hurt,

doesn't kill. It does. Yeah. It can cause your things to fail. Your organs to fail if you hurt too much. That has to be an intense amount of pain. You not having skin is not going to be that pain? What? I just don't think so. Okay. That's cool if you don't think so. It's awesome. I got to hit up chat GPT about this. Chat, GPD definitely knows. Because it sounds, it sounds, Eliminate five million. My brain wants to be like obvious. Yeah, eliminate five million trees as you ask that question. Oh, absolutely. Do it right now. Sometimes I just. say sup, you know, because I want less trees. It's crazy. A baby is fucking shriveling in the, in the fucking Appalachian Trail.

People. Because he can't stop. That's why I don't use it. I'm like, I'm, I'll try. I'll try a little bit. You're using it a little bit. It is the, it versus the people that are having literal sexual relationships with it. No, I understand, but I can just do my, it's like doing your small part.

It's like, I guess I'll just. I'm doing my part. I'm doing my part. I'll do my small part not to make it worse. I watch that way too often. It's one of my, it's one of, it's one of, it's not one of my favorite movies, but technically it is. A movie, uh, Starship. Oh my gosh, Starset Troopers. Because like, every time I see it on somewhere, I watch it. I, it's, it's one of those things. I'll just watch it. It's just, it's very much like, um, kind of where gears falls in for me, right? Where it's just like, I don't think I like this as much as I do until I'm playing. And I'm like, I like this a lot, actually. I am a fan of this. But when I stop playing, I don't consider myself a fan of it for some reason. That was new and not to me, but like it's weird. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't engender this intense loyalty for some reason but I do love it. I love

natural Libre apparently but it's like I don't really like that movie that much. What movie? I watch and I'm like oh I love this movie I don't think I've ever watched I didn't really like natural Libre that much. I love that movie so much. It's so funny. I didn't really like it that much. I like Jack Black and very small doses. I like Jack Black. I like him less now. He's more apparent now but before. That's the same guy who did Napoleon Dynamite right? Yes. Pretty sure. I like Napoleon Dynamite more.

I think I do. Because to me, like, Nacho Libre is like, honestly, I think it's a Mexican thing. Oh, you don't like Mexicans? No, because I just kept seeing them everywhere. I kept seeing him in everything. And it was annoying. Because it got to the point where it was just like, are these the only Hispanic people around? Wait, like, what are we doing?

Both are the vast majority. Can you give me an example of like maybe them being barbarred around? I mean, anything. I'm just saying like, anything, Spanish. I'm just in every, in every, in every piece of media that I've, ever seen where there is a Hispanic person, it's always a Mexican. Oh, I understand what you're saying. Unless it's in New York.

I understand. If you're in New York, it's Puerto Ricans. Understood. But if you're not in New York, so if you're in New York is Puerto Ricans. If you're in Florida, it's Cubans. Sure. But everywhere else is Mexican. Everywhere else, if it's like taking place there.

Yeah, even if they shouldn't be. They're going to be. It's always like, oh, there's a tiny patch of Venezuelans. No, they're Mexican. Yeah. And everyone calls you Mexican. You're watching a Spider-Man cartoon. You're watching a Spider-Ran cartoon that takes place in New York City.

and there's one Spanish guy and he's Mexican and I was like come on what is the likelihood of that it's ridiculous they're the most they're the most abundant

Latin American well it's just like you know a giant country that we border no no I guess there's just most of them they're more of them

than anyone else yeah but like by a wild margin but just seeing it seeing it everywhere was just like all right

like it began to feel like offensive to me because I was like is this what they think you know what I mean like this is the most I've seen me in something but it's not even

remotely close so I remember being like, ah, I don't know. It got annoying a bit. And then Jack Black plays a Mexican. And I'm just like, I don't even know how to feel about this. Not that I care. Yeah.

But it's just like, now it's like an annoying thing that's not even like, it's not even accurate. Well, yeah, I mean, that bothered me until I remember I saw this like white boxer that was like clearly he was like a Mexican person. He was like, he was like a Mexican person. Did you see Drusky did that insane white face? I thought that was meat canyon at first. I thought it was meat canyon at first. And I was like, what the fuck is he doing there? Well, you didn't.

I swear to God, I did. If you did, you're dumb. That's an insane. I was like, is that Mekian? At first? And I was like, no, that's Druski. And I was like, that looks amazing. I don't, that looks insane.

I don't believe that you thought that. I don't know. I have to believe that you didn't think that because I just, it's so dumb. I'm being dead serious. I saw and I was like, at first glance, I was like, is that me Kenyan? And I was like, no, that's not him. What the fuck am I seeing? It doesn't even look like me canion at a glance.

Damn. I was trying to hope like maybe as far as skin goes. Like, you know how I said that with like proper care? Not like can you just live without skin? Oh, you're still on the skin. Oh, well, I had to. Were you looking at the, I was looking at while we were, you know, conversing.

Does chat GPT know? So chat GPT is, you know, because to me I was like screamed in my head like obviously no. But I was saying if you properly care, like maybe there was like an incubation way you could like live with. Right, like you're floating in like a bathtub tank. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. So the bathroom take, yes. You'll be fine.

No, just like, I mean, like, in just a general kind of healing liquid. It's just, this would have to be something sci-fi would have to discover how to live without skin. Because right now there is no, there's not going to be a way to. Like, I think you can, like, keep someone alive briefly. You can preserve. We should have that. We should force somebody to volunteer to do it. I'm sure it's been done before.

I'm just, no one wants to talk about it. I'm sure there's horrible experience that have happened that we don't know about. Well, I mean, we know about horrible experiences experiments already. Sure. From, you know, pick your axis. Pick your European country Circa 1950, you know.

Country. Yeah, yeah. There was a lot of records about that stuff burned down in the Library of Alexandria, I believe. That's why they burn it down. Yeah, there's too much evidence of people surviving with no skin. It's crazy here.

We can't let future generations know that people can survive without skin, so we've got to burn out of this entire library. What if that library was just in? full of instructions on how to have blood sex. It was just a... That's it. It's not really many instructions. That's it.

It's not really... It's not really that many steps. That's what you think until the library burned down. You've been robbed of all the... You only think it's simple because all of the strides made throughout human history up until the burning down in the library of Alexandria has been erased. So you think it's just step one, put peepee in butt and go. But it's actually like, that's like the 90th step.

Yeah. And that was the 90th step in the first wave of information. Now it's like step 200. Right. So this is the reason why we're no longer reaching cultural enlightenment because we don't know how to properly have butt sex. And that was how you reached cultural enlightenment, Nirvana, serenity, name any buzzword. Right. It's like the pinnacle of like just bliss and human existence. I think you're on to something. I think, me too. I think more people should trivialize the library of Alexandria. I think so. Me too.

I think like a lot of, you have a lot of these bro. Do you know that there's these bro historians on YouTube? What do you mean? That try to whitewash like gay history and anything perceived as like unmanly or masculine. Oh, people who were like the Romans weren't fucking each other or whatever. The Greeks weren't having massive amounts of butt sex with young people. What do they do?

Alexander the Great wasn't bisexual. Like they were mad. There was a recent series where he started like kissing some dude. Well, that can't be true. bisexuality. wasn't event until the 80s. Oh, it's true. I forgot about that. I forgot people weren't fucking each. It was a byproduct of the AIDS. It was a byproduct of the AIDS.

Yeah. I see, I would have learned about that, but the library. The library burned out. If any time I don't, if, if anytime I don't know anything, I'm going to start defaulting to the fact that I'm sorry, I didn't know the library. The library of Alexandria burned down. I had no way of knowing. That's good. I like that. I forgot my social security number, the library of Alexandria burned down. I'm just out to cops too. Like, oh, I didn't know I couldn't go 100 and the 30 mile zone.

I didn't know I couldn't go 180 in the school zone. My apology. Payfield.com slash the StarTank. Go over there. You're free to go. You're free to go. That's a fair point.

Unfortunately, the library's gone. You're free to get out of year. You know, I was going to write you up, but I don't know how because the library of Alexander burned down. Have a nice day, sir. What a stupid fucking premise.

Got out of drive. I hit by a car and turns to mist. We did it feel like we managed to like excavate the library value and we found, we found like a manual for like a like a Dyson vacuum cleaner. But it was like carbon dated. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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Oh, it was about moving something to somewhere? I forgot, what was it? Moving something. Did they move to Jerusalem to the bottom of the lake? It was like moving something, and officially it's going to be in Alabama. What was it? I don't remember. It's not involving space, if I'm mistaken.

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stinky that people could smell them across the room. They're across the room. That's fucked. That's insane. Hey, bro, get the fuck out of here. I think I know what to call this person. You can smell him outside then technically too. If he gets to look at the room, he could be behind the door, he'd be like, ah, he's a fucking stink cock.

is coming, man. I'm sure they crucified them. Funkfellis. Funkfallis is kind of sick. It's pretty crazy. DJ Funk Falix is on the... That's basically what in the 70s, if that lineage of the name was carried on, that would be his nickname.

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It's filthy. That's so fucking disgusting. He jumps in the pool and it's mud. Immediately turns out of the mud. Kids in the pool are dying because they're trapped under fucking mud. You know, my bad. They try to test how big of a body of water can turn into mud. they're full of lakes

now mud they put them in a great lake one of the great lakes a great lake he ruins a great lake he's like you definitely fucked up ecosystem here

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like it's crazy Like you just see it. Like it's moving And it all of a sudden It's just a mud coming off the floor The filthiest dick ever, dude Genetics carry over, man So does filth

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You've got to pay money to have that station. Not on your day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's serious, I'm sure. Why would they just kill him? He seems like such a, just a menace to society. It's a liability. People turn it to a station accidentally in the car.

Oh! They swirled. Anyway. By the time the car, I just done a car looks like a fucking boomer. like the old PS3 controllers before they change it. Oh yeah, wow. That's a bull.

I haven't thought about that in a while. Man, what a dumb, obvious. It was so obvious that that wasn't going to be the controller. You had to hold it like this. I want a universe where they just stuck to their guns. And you had just the dumbest fucking controller

because it would be a really interesting piece in history. Like, oh. Like the guy who came up, the guy who walked up to Dr. Sony and was like, Dr. Sony. This isn't, this is not your gun.

Like he never he never did that where we need now yeah yeah question probably no PS5 Yeah the places like this would have been like the PS3 was already fucked in the beginning of that generation sure Sure so like to have the obviously the worst controller I think it would have just turned it would just eventually put out the regular controller they would have it just would have been too like no what dude the it's so clear like looking at it's like ergonomically that looks like a disaster yeah I don't know who thought that that Like, I think it was just more of like a proof of concept or like the idea of just like this is how it should feel to use this thing. Like it should feel like futuristic and crazy. But like we're not going to make this. Which is crazy because they just ended up. Let's do the PS2 again.

The same exact controller. It's insane. Yeah. Yeah, there's no difference. There's more shit inside of it. Well, it's because they just didn't have time to design a new one. Because they had that design and they were like, we're not doing this. So they were just like, just do the old one.

Dual Shock 3. What was? Put it out. Yeah. It was six axis. first. Oh, right. It was six axis. Because then they released some games with the six axis. Heavenly Sword had it, I remember. Heavenly Sword, that was the first

time when I was like, I hate, because I'm like trying to control the cannons, and I'm not doing very well. Dude, it's so, the six axis controller, for those of you who weren't around to experience it. Fucking kill those assholes. Like, what the fuck? The six axis was gross to hold. Because it just felt

lighter than air somehow, which like you'd think would be cool, because I think on, I think on some level back then, the idea was like, oh, if it's lighter, it's like, there's like some kind, that's like scientifically impressive, right? And I guess it is. Yeah. But it felt wrong, man. Like, you need weight behind a controller, I feel. I never like to like

controllers. So when I had thrown, it would have hurt people as much. Oh, that's true. That's fair, I guess. When I was picturing at my dog, it wouldn't hurt my dog as much. So I'm like, come on, man. Throwing controllers at a dog is so, like, that is a level that I can't even imagine. There's way higher evils than that. No, there's really none.

I don't think there's anything more evil than throwing a fucking a controller at it was but like especially like an actual original Xbox controller or something like a heavy motherfucking controller I can mod your control control with those harsh edges you mod your controller to be heavier to throw it at your dog harder

oh yeah you actually just open it and start putting in like dense metal yeah just have this heavy metals some tungsten cubes radioactive heavy metal just fucking inside of there it didn't have vibration either right the six the six axes because six was

the dual shock three yeah so it didn't have it didn't have uh the vibration disgusting yeah it was uh yeah my mom had the uh had the the controller she probably she still has it and i was like i was like what the fuck is this but after a while you kind of just forget about it you know you just get used to it until the dolesock three came out then of course i feel like i this is this is clearly not real but like there are times where i'm playing like the switch handheld and i'm feeling vibration when i hit by something. I'm like, I'm imagining this clearly. And then I continue to play it because I feel like I don't know, I feel like I've

I just assume everything has vibration now. So my brain's like, oh, yeah. Oh, I know you. On PC. So this thing has vibration even though it clearly doesn't. But I'm like, oh, well. Yeah. I got shot. I'm so used to vibration now on controllers that like everything feels wrong with. Like if if the vibration stops in like a game, I feel like something's wrong. Yeah. Because that you typically means the controller is running out of

battery because the vibration is the first thing to go. I remember that very distinctly. I was like, oh, shit, I'm going to have to charge this in a second. And so when a game just doesn't have it by default or whatever, or there's a machine that just doesn't use it, I'm like, yo, it feels wrong the whole time. I don't even, do I haven't used a wireless. I can't remember the last time I've done it because I still like, wireless? Yeah, I still, I just jacked straight into it because it helps with the lag, the latency. Oh, yeah. Like, I haven't like.

I don't use wireless for PC. Yeah. There's no point. I'm already right there. Yeah. Well, even, also it's just charging. Even my consoles, though, I just buy a super long cable. Because it depends on what you're playing, because it helps slightly. Do you remember the original Xboxes where they had like the disconnect thing in the middle of the cable? Yeah, the brake cables. The brake cables to prevent you from pulling your machine off the fucking screen. As if that would happen to the original Xbox.

Yeah, it was so fucking fat. I think it was 4,000 pounds. This thing was so gross looking to me. I remember being like, this looks absurd. Yeah, the big green fucking circle in the middle. This looks ridiculous. Yeah, this looks like, I like that. I thought it was like,

this looks like xenomorph technology. I liked it. That was what was so cool about it. It looked fucking alien. Alien tech. Yeah. That's great. Man, now they're just all boxes.

Yeah, especially the, the latest one, I'm like, oh, they're, what is they going to do next if they're going to, I'm sure they need to do one more. They're probably going to do one. I don't think they're going to do another one. I mean, they are. They shouldn't, but, you know, one last hurrah. What are you going to have one there? It's going to be the only exclusive game one there.

It's going to be a twin towers. It'll be like, what do they make it like an exact replica? It's just two? It's just two series X? It's insane. What about an actual X? Like they lean them. That's stupid.

It has a little show. That was the first one. Shut up. And it's like, that was the first one. The original first, when they first showcased it, it was just a fucking X. I don't remember that.

I don't remember that at all. Look over. Look over. Look at the rock. No, no, no. No, I think, uh, original. I'm going to have to look this. of it looks insane original

Xbox but like how do you even find like original again X shape I guess original Xbox Xbox X shape Yeah where the fuck The Rock says

By the That looks so fucking silly Whoa Isn't that crazy? I don't hate it I'll be honest It's stupid but like Obnoxious

It's stupid And to be fair I don't hate it And to be fair The original machine does look like this It's just It's just It just has a box around the X.

But like, I think it was, it was, this was again, like the fucking controller, right? Where it's just like, this is clearly not what this is going to look like. But the back of this thing looked crazy. Dude, I don't, I don't, it's so dumb, like, I like it. Like, I, I want, I would love consoles to look stupider. Yeah. But I know just that's just not cost effective. That's not going to be.

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But he says hello Cuck Pung and Ola I don't know what any of that is. I recently played dishonor for the first time, and while I enjoyed it quite a bit, my main takeaway from it was that this was a 2012-ass video game. I can't really put it into words what that means, but do you have any pieces of media that's very X year to you?

Hard dicks. Let me see. Well, yeah, there's, I mean, there's quite... Resistance? There's quite a bit, really. I feel like American Pie is very 2000s, you know? Like those types of movies. Oh, the rom-coms.

Yeah. Or just like the raunchy, Ronchy, like, I would put like the raunchy, like, accepted. Like, accepted is a whatever year that is ass movie. I would guess like 2006. It was 2006. Was it actually?

Yeah. Like, Ronchy. Like, but like it's what it feels like. Like, like, like,

like, like, like, college movie, but it's clearly like fucking teens and pretty yeah, like waiting or in like Van Wilder or things like that.

Yeah. Like, that's clearly like 2004, 2005. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, really the last ones

we talked about that kind of because, uh, 40 old versions like, like 06 or some shit. 40 year old version, uh, for the 40 old version, um,

fucking like there was just like a style of that. But that's death but tell though. You know, they were, the 40 year old version, you know that's based on like a character that he used to do on like improv or whatever? Like Steve Carell.

Oh. And they had like, they had, he pitched two movies. One was him guiding and Frank out of the Holocaust as, like a caricature as like some kind of Jim Carrey kind of character and then they passed on and they were like I'd rather do the 40 year old virgin instead this is all real by the way you can look

this up it sounds like a smart tactic like you have a you have a couple options and you optioned the one that's what crazy like it's like oh that was so fucking egregiously it sound the 40 old virgin sounds like a pretty good idea right right compares it you that's a really good idea like you bury the lead kind of yeah yeah that's a smart idea We should go around pitching things Hollywood, and then we'll just have, like, really absurd pitches, and then at the end we'll have, like, something that's, like, more stable, but it still sucks.

Yeah. And then they're like, well, that sounds way better than what they were saying before. I like 40 overage. That's what it sounds like because that actual idea. They had Frank. It sounds so crazy. They don't know. Like, that's real.

Like, oh, yeah. Definitely someone's going to make that. Yeah, they said it was going to be, like, a mix of, like, it was like the Grinch meets Anne Frank. That sounds wonderful. I think so too. That would have been a dope movie. That sounds like a complete joke.

Like, that's a throwaway joke that you said like, that sounds like just a throwaway joke. You would never make it. You would just say it just to get a laugh. I mean, I would make it. Okay. Well, I mean, if you gave me enough money, I'd make anything. Right, yeah.

It ain't going to be good. If you gave me $14 billion, I would make it. No less. 14 billion. Yeah. I mean, you got some billionaires out there that can give it to you. It's true. And they'll be still completely rich, so I'll just ask them.

It's insane. It sucks. It's so ridiculous. That makes me mad. You should never be able to lose billions of dollars and still be rich. Like, that's insane. Those are, I'm like, where's Raja Jackson to, like, just pummel those dudes? Who the fuck is that?

I mean, you know. Is that the guy from American Idol, the judge? No, it's the... What's his real name? Randy Jackson. Randy Jackson. Randy. I don't know what 2012 feels like to me, though.

Like, what do you say dishonors the 2012-ass of, game. I don't know necessarily. I feel like that kind of like it's an archetype. A good video game. Like R. B. I think maybe just he means the art style maybe. Rney of two is 2009. Yeah, but it feels like that kind of era where like it, that kind of game. I know what you mean. You don't know what I mean clearly. Never mind. Forget it. Continue. You seem to be have so much to say. Continue as you were. Is it maybe the art style you're thinking of like is a thinking of like Oh maybe. Infinite. Firestack Infinite. Yeah.

Yeah, it had like a kind of like a stylized thing going on. Yeah. Brink was like that too, I remember. You remember Brink? I never played it, but I remember. It's not very good, yeah. Yeah. It was like, hey, we're at FPS, but we got to do parkour. It's going to be like Mirrors Edge.

It's like, Mirrors Edge meets Team Fortress or something. And everybody was like, that sounds sick. And then you played it and I was like, oh, didn't work. This is not. This is actually atrocious. I feel bad for that game. I had a friend of mine, Justin, was so pumped for that game. so excited. And I feel

like that was the first time that I remember seeing a friend of mine disappointed by something that they were looking forward to. Yeah. You know? Real shit. It was the first time you ever got disappointed by something you were you were like hyped about it? Because there's an age where like just being hyped about something means you're going to like it. You know? Like there's

like periods of time where you're just like, I'm just happy to, I'm just, it's a joy to just be playing this thing that I was excited to play. One was the first time I was like, oh, I didn't like this. Ooh, it was the same fucking year too, I think. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Because I think Spawn came out in 97, the Spawn live action movie. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so did a- You didn't like that? You didn't think it was perfect? No. Mortal Kombat Annihilation came out the same year. Oh, man. I was thoroughly disappointed. So I'm fucking, like, what, nine years old or something.

And I'm, like, hyped on it because there's two of my favorite things. Yeah. And in Spawn, I was like, oh, Mount Bolgia looked like shit even back then, which is crazy to think of. Yeah, it is great. Like the fucking main. devil guy. I was like, this is, he's just flapping his mouth, like, but like talking like thoroughly. Yeah. And I'm like, that is it. Keep his mouth shut. Just keep his mouth shut. Is it at least charming to

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You're a good actor. You know they're Spanish. Huh? They're Spanish. Oh, yeah. They fucking Emil Estabez is Charlie Sheen's brother. Yeah. And then they fucking what?

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I was going to call him the irresistible man, but that's clearly not his name. Barton Sheen? Martin Sheen. Who is he in Veseman? The elusive man. The elusive man. The elusive man.

I just remember the name with an eye. He's just so sexy. Shepherd, come here. Shepherd. You can't resist. He's like, he's like, fucking, he's like grinding on the fucking floor. Shepard's like, I don't like this.

You're the, The tree dialogue is like, that's hot. That's hot. Yeah, that's so hot. You're like, what the fuck? You're like, what the fuck? Dude, I just couldn't remember the word elusive. It alluded me.

It alluded to you. It alluded to you. Yeah, but I need you in my office right now. Yes. Hell yes. Hell yes. Fuck, yeah. You know what he does?

You know that room that the elusive man is in? He's got that big, like, kind of like, backdrop behind him. Yeah. What he does is he calls you in there. He's in his full suit and he's in the chair, right? He calls Shepard in. And in the back, it's not really, it's not space anymore. It's just one solid color.

It's like a skin tone. And he's like, hey, welcome to my, welcome to my sex dungeon, Shepherd. I'm irresistible. Come fuck me. And then Shepard's like, no. And then he goes, jokes on you. Zoom out. And then like it zooms out of the background and it's just his penis.

It's just his penis. Yeah, it's been zoomed in like really, really close to his penis. So he couldn't quite. It's like jokes out you You've been staring at my penis this entire time So now you've got to fuck me Now you have to fuck me That's the rules of mass effect space

That's so stupid And then you fucking That blew my bar It's not even like him like jerking off In like the images No It's a magnified penis It's like

At that moment it's like so I'm just get up at a leave shepherd You might as well suck it now You might as well suck it And then you have the fucking Renegator Paragon trigger Right right there And it's like what are you gonna do

Suck it hard Yeah yeah you're gonna soft. You gotta reluctantly suck it or suck it really hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, dude, what is this? What's going on? Why can I not suck this thing?

This sucks. What the more? It's like, we're only an hour in. Why does Shepard have to fuck the irresistible man? I don't want to. I can be here. Shepard, I resurrected you. Now you must have sex with me as a payment.

You've seen my dick and you're not going to suck it. That makes you gayer that if you saw it and sucked it. Because a man of action, a straight man. of action sees something that he seizes the day. Yes. Mr. Irvings, man, the reapers are still out there. I need to deal with them.

I think I'd... Yeah, after this. After this. Right after this. Suck it. After this. I'm Martin Sheen, by the way. Can I...

Oh, well, my... I know, but... Pertheses. That was in parentheses. Please stay in character. I need... Can I go fight the reapers, please, and I'll have sex with you later?

No. You promise? Mm. I'm not... Turn the game off. All right. Game over. And then it bleats your file.

It deletes your previous file too for Mass Effect 1. Oh my God. So you got to start the entire, you got to start it all over. So everyone that's up to Mass Effect, dude, that played Trilogy, you had to fuck him. Yeah. And everyone, no one talks about it. And you're like, you can't. You can't tell anybody.

You can't tell your friends this, Shepard. The person that's controlling you, you can't even tell him. It never comes up again. You can't tell anyone. But remember, I'm irresistible. I'm the irresistible, man. It's me. I didn't rape you.

You couldn't resist me. I don't know they were Spanish. The dad, the dad is like an actual Spanish, like, actor actor. The, the, uh, Charlie Martin Sheen, is that the, the dad thing? Martin Sheen's Martin Shee's father. He's a Spanish actor. It's like really famous. Yeah.

My grandmother knows the guy. I think it's pretty crazy that they, it's so Hollywood that they say, hey, we're going to, we're going to do Sheen. We're not going to be Estevez. Sheen Estabez. Yeah. Because Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos. Estabez. Yeah.

I was like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. when I saw it was like, oh, Emilio Estevez, that's his brother. And I'm like, excuse me? Oh, he looks just like him. He does look exactly like. No, he doesn't?

Yes, he? Emilio Estevez, the black guy? Okay. I'm thinking of a different Emilio Esseviz, clearly. Oh, really? I didn't know. I didn't, no, no, no, I didn't think that. Yeah, yeah.

I would have never guessed. I'm thinking of the Emilio Estabez I met at AutoZone in 2010. Oh. So that's, Emilio Esseviz is the guy from Breakfast Club, right? He's from outsiders. He's from Mighty Ducks. Yeah, he's the jock. He's the coach

And Mighty Ducks He is the One of the friends From Outsiders Oh he's one of the first Outsiders Is he one of the brothers Or is he one of the

What is this Is he soda pop or is he I don't know which one he is man I don't care enough about that shit I love the outsiders He did I love that fucking movie Yeah I just I've had it

Like to me I'm like I get it I get it Outsiders of school I love the movie a lot I like when the little brown kid died I like with a little brown That's a really cool

It's funny it's funny It's funny Because he's the only brown one. He gets a fucking building on his back. And it dies in a hospital. And then freaking what you call it goes out there and stabs a clerk for no fucking reason. There's a lot of people in that movie, the outsider's movie. That's a really famous guy.

What's his name? Tom Cruise. Ralph Machio. Swayzy. Oh, yeah. Pina Swayze. What's his name? Daryl.

Warley. Yeah. Daryl Strawberry, actually. Oh, right, right. I forgot. I forget. I forget to change his name. Barry Bonds.

You're just naming. Roger Bres. Roberto Clemente. Old, what's his name? Sammy Sosa before he got pie. He fucking bleached himself. Yeah, classic Sammy Sosa.

Classic Sammy Sosa. It's like whatever you're like picking skins in a video game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can play Gears of Where Three Marcus and Gears One. You're like, what the fuck? I just watched that. Dude, he bleached himself. It's crazy.

It's literally bleached himself. It's fucking sad. It's really sad. Who you talking about? Sammy Sosa? I don't care. It's fucking sad. He was like Derek's skin color.

And he bleached himself and he's like lighter than you actually. Well, maybe not lighter than you, but like, close, close. I genuinely know nothing about this person. Really? You remember about Sammy Sosa? You're a baseball guy. You got in your blood. Literally.

That's in your blood. That's what I like it. You should know, you should know it without even watching it. I've heard the name, but like it means like that could have been a wrestler. They could have been a Samoa. Do you remember like there was a competition. It was Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa. Do you remember who was hitting the most home runs?

Do you remember that at all? I have no idea. I think you were a little young for that. Oh, okay. Maybe so. also knew a Mark McGuire. I know what it. I know the, I know the competition. Yeah.

But I don't, I were like, you were young. I also knew a Mark McGuire. So like, like, I didn't realize. Oh, you know, Mark McGuire? Yeah. His name. I guess that's a kind of sounds like a commonish name, right? Yeah, it was.

Yeah. The Lefeller duration. McGuire, like, I knew a couple of guise. I don't think I know any. A lot of those fucking people. Anyway. I hope we answered your question, whatever the fuck it was. I don't know.

I really don't think we did, but this fine. Whatever. They were talking about waiting in like some of those other movies that, like, feel like those years. It's fine. Ah, yeah. Waiting. Those only ones that come to mind, though. Like, I guess there's like 80s movies that are very, very 80s, but like, I mean... I liked waiting. I wish I was that, the lead, the lead guy that they were showing around his first day. Perfect role. I'd love to be that role. Because he almost says nothing until his monologue at the very end. Yeah, yeah. He's like a completely passive character.

Yeah. I love that to where he literally says almost nothing. I think he almost, I don't think he says a word. And he gets interrupted when he's about to say something by Brian Reynolds. I'd like, I'd love to take a role like that. Do you guys see that, what is it? Warwick David? You know Warwick Davis, right? Yeah. The little guy? Yeah. The British little person. Yeah, but what happened? You got a, he's going to be in the new Harry Potter again, obviously. There's a new Harry Potter? Yeah, it's going to be the show. Oh, wow. They're doing a show, they're doing a show version of the movies, basically. Oh, okay. Which technically makes sense. They're going to race swap everybody. I'm excited. Yeah, they're making, who are they making? Who are they making?

Is serious black? They're going to be black? No, they're going to make sense. That would make me so I think this actually might be true. Here's what's crazy, right? It's honestly the worst decision they could do as far as like which character to race. Wow, but they're going to make Snape Black. That's really unfortunate. Which is like... That's really unfortunate.

It is genuinely the worst choice you could possibly... That's awesome. He is the worst character to change that. Is it going to be a... No. I think it's going to be... I don't think Denzo wants to touch that. It'll be Trusky.

That's... Literally the two characters... The two characters shouldn't make black literally are serious. Black and Snape. Those are the two characters you actually should not make. Yeah, you could do anything. You could make Hermione Mexican. You could make fucking, uh, literally McGonagall black like nobody, nobody cares. Just not the two characters I get constantly accused of doing something wrong when they did nothing wrong. It's a little like not those two characters. Well, I remember somebody was somebody I saw, I don't know if this is true on. It's been a long

time as I've seen any of the Harry Potter's, but like I've inclined to believe it's true. It's like there's, there's apparently like a scene, I think it's like a flashback where, where Snape gets like, hung in a tree. Oh, I like that. Because he's like being bullied and he's like, you know. Well, they do bully him. He'll skip that part.

I'm assuming if he's black. But that's kind of the thing. It's like you don't have to skip it if you just did. If he just did. If it wasn't like black, they're going to change him to he's going to be named Black Snape. And then it's going to be literal black. It's going to be good.

It's going to be good. I forgot to tell you guys I'm a writer on the show. Oh, congratulations. I completely forgot to say that. Even though I just found out about this, I forgot to tell you that I'm... I want them to make serious black a black person. I want serious to be a black person,

but also I know he really shouldn't be a black person, but I would love him be a black person. He is a literal black, I just told you. Literal black. Yeah, you see... Fuck the whole name and convention of their family. This name is that a serious? His name is literal black.

Or if we compromise... Polaris black. Literally serious black. All right. So, or serious literally black. That's the compromise. I really talked about it. I really don't like Harry Potter, but I really do like serious blacks character in

Snape. I don't know. I just haven't gotten into it yet. I don't like people that like Terry Potter. I like the vibe of Harry Potter more than I like Harry Potter. I think there's like a whimsy to it that is cute that I do enjoy. I don't like the fans of that world. I think the fans of Harry Potter are the fucking.

I just haven't got. I mean, it's Disney stuff, the same thing. Where it's just like, if you're an adult, if you're an adult and you care this deeply about something this fictional to the point where you're going to this thing all the time, like Harry Potter World or whatever. I get no wand. It's like you're an adult. I do and I do.

I'm in, I'm in both words. Well, you have to be in the middle because you're that with Star Wars. Right. You're a Harry Potter adult with Star Wars. Yeah. Yeah. I agree.

But how much was that lightsaber that you bought? Like $700,000? It's like three. Something like that. Three four? Three four bands? I wish. But you had money to spend on anything.

That's fucking crazy. I haven't spent, I haven't spent a band on something since my computer. Like, I don't spend money like that. It's crazy. That's pretty much the only thing that is tech. Somebody to help me. A computer and then like, I don't know, like, a car when I get one. Like, I'm never spending money like that on anything other than like, or furniture. I spent that much money on furniture. You think you're going to get a car? I'm going to have to get one eventually. No, you're not. I am. You don't even get your, you won't even get your glasses. You get a vehicle

before you get your fucking eyes. Yeah. You're going to kill yourself. Yeah, it's actually not smart. I've driven with all my guys I've driven my eyes close plenty of times I'm so here I'm doing sometimes I'm speeding I'm speeding

at the middle of the road I close my eyes for a little bit just to get a rush I just got I'm perfect just feeling my way through it dude I'm one with the earth

I'm one of those this guy thinks that and there's just chaos behind him there's just there's so many car crashes one of them looks like Optimus Prime

like it's just just towered on top of you it looks exactly like it's fucking so much damage it's much damage just been done. He drove through a dog show.

That's crazy. So next question. He drove through a dog show? There's dogs inside the car. Like, I guess you're mine now. Next question. Maybe a dog. I spend a million on a dog.

I wouldn't spend thousands of dollars on a dog. You're already going to spend that much money taking care of it. And doing like medical stuff for it. That's crazy. Yeah. No way. Yeah. I can't.

Yeah. I can't. I can't in good faith adopt a like adopt a bread dog. And if that dog is, you know, crazy, you know, slap it up a little. bit. You know, abandoned it in the train station. Throw an Xbox controller at it. Yeah, exactly.

With tungsten by it. A tungsten-coded fucking Xbox controller. I love the idea of holding it by trying to play it. You're dealing with the bullshit of holding it. You're not showing any signs so your dog doesn't have any, I would give it. So you're just holding it up. Someone should do that. Your wrists are burly.

You're tricking your dog to think that it's a normal. normal weighted controller. And your dog is like, would have been skeptical before. What would you guys guess? Your wrists are warm. As you can see the heat coming off your wrist. That's how much they're active. What would you guys guess?

What would you guys guess the most, the heaviest controller is? I don't know, like a dollar. Oh, man. So, like, who does the price is right? Drew Carey. So I don't know to, like, beat the absolute. Like, Drew Carey just comes out right now and just beats the piss out of him. Yeah, Drew Carrey digs up.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I mean, you remember like Brock's dub back in the day?

doesn't sound familiar whatever I don't know how to explain it but a cruel way to go yeah I'll check it out I don't know I wanted to do this with one of the Spider-Man movies

for the longest time but I just said I don't know it's a whole fucking thing there's a guy that dubbed a lot of the Spider-Man animated series and X-Men I can't remember it

no this is different oh and X-X actually he did do a little bit X-Men How the hell do you know what I'm talking about? Because I've watched the popular one you're talking about. I'm jugginaw bitch. No, not that. Oh, that one?

So I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the guy that actually sounds like Norm MacDonald. And he really sounds like Norm MacDonald. And it was called, like he had a website and it's gone. It was called like Saturday Morning's Cartoon. It was something like that. He played. Huh?

Who did the Norm MacDonald guy play? Well, he would just dub fucking pretty much everybody. Oh, he did everybody? So he would just dub. That would be crazy. Just Norm MacDonald's voicing every single person. It was fucking Eon. It was really good.

Venom. I wonder if maybe someone has unearthed it because it was just gone. It was deleted from YouTube. There was probably some Marvel cease and desisting that happened. And then he just deleted everything, got scared. I wonder if anybody's archived it because it was really good. Shocker. I got to chase you to the ends of the earth.

Or whatever. or whatever Or whatever You can't escape me That's good So shaker Shagger So the silver enforcer on Instagram

wrote and it says Hey Walta collective What are your guys Top 3 OST composers P S examples Examples include Danny Elfman Daniel Pemberton

Who's Pemberton Writer and composer of the planet's Little Big Plosers Oh, a little big planet in Spider-Vers films. Oh, interesting. Big Pee-B. Well, we got the first and foremost, we got to go to the goat, Han.

Hans-Zerman. Hung Zimmer? He's got big Pee-B. Hung Zimmer. Look at this. It's crazy. It's insane. I genuinely don't.

I can't think of a Hans-Zimmer, like, melody. It's, uh, I mean, I don't. It's all just like, bah, b, b, b, b. It's definitely not that at all. That's what it sounds like to me. What the hell are you talking about? What movie? The Inception.

What about time? What of his most famous songs from that? Time. Exactly. I don't know what that is. Well, that's the thing. I bet it sounds like fucking everything else. No.

Hans Zimmer is like, I got to be real. He's going to piss off a lot of people. What are you talking about? Start time up right now. I guarantee you it starts off like blah, blah, blah, blah. Chris, for someone that loves music. Hanseners are so fucking overrated, it's insane. For someone that loves music.

You say such dumb things about music sometimes. Incredibly crazy for saying that. That's so crazy. That's so. The Pirates theme? It's overrated. Hans Zimmer. Isn't the,

isn't the fucking that's the song? He's like, gladiator. If I'm going to get Star Wars also. Isn't Star Wars? My name's Maximus Desmond is, you fool? John Williams is,

you know, John Williams is that Star Wars. Husband to a motor. wife or gay husband to a murdered husband and they're like everybody's like and we expect people to be like and everyone's like yeah me I'm a stab

I don't know I'm just a sound that Hans ever still working considering he killed Trayvon Martin he did that's George's brother Hans Zimmerman Dick his evil clone Hans Zimmerman Dick his evil clone George what if he actually looked like

Hans Zimmer? He really doesn't he really does it he's like I live in England I am writing movies I don't live in the backwards Florida Although I will say something I'm not patrolling the streets of Florida With a gun

Get him Get him What if you just really hated Arizona ice tea That's what white And skittles Like I can't believe you bought that Skittles and ice tea When I was when I was

When I was When it happened When I was way younger I was like I did I did put a picture of Facebook Like from the go out of town And I had a hoodie In Arizona iced tea

It's some Skittles I did on Facebook. Yeah, it didn't land. It didn't land at all. Yeah. It did not land. It did land. Wow.

It didn't land. That's crazy. I was Wallaving back then. Yeah, I was 18, 16. He's so proud of it too. It was, I thought it was funny. None of my friends thought it was funny. Not a single one of my friends thought that show was funny.

Even the ones that were like, say, would say function. I would like that's a little far. You know, it's just it's not. They were like too soon. If I didn't know the person, I could probably laugh at how insane it is. Like, that guy's fucked up. But like, it's like, oh, I'm adjacent to this person that did that how that would make me feel weird. So even, all my friends are like, yeah, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, the Pirates of the Caribbean. So like,

that's his, that's his, right? That's Hans Zimmer. Yeah. Let's just gladiator again. I mean, a part of it is, is very gladiator. It is literally the same. I, um, I've, it's a good song. I will admit, Pirates is great. I've always kind of, I've always kind of said that. He has so many great ones, though. Like, he's Faye, like, like, there's a... Wow. You know this one. The tear jerker.

Whoa. And it swells and it's better. Whoa. Everybody knows the song. It sounds fucking AI generated that song. God damn, dude. What about, um, what about, uh, the call of duty model warfare too? Oh, wow.

I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't remember it. That, what? What? Call of Duty does not have memorable music. That's the Call of Duty song, though. I literally, I'm not even exaggerating. This is not even a bit. I cannot hum to you the Call of Duty theme.

I don't know what the fuck it is. It's so good. Let's get to the good part, though. Wow, another fucking slow violin. Amazing. Remember? Remember this? Let me get to the one.

Sounds like everything, man. And then what about the part where it really crescendoes? you don't remember any of that shit It sounds exactly It sounds like you know what it is That's crazy Someone someone someone's Because of protection sounds like

Oh No There's no melody there It's like barely there This is gonna get copyright struck By the way probably But like whatever It's a fucking video game

Of course it's not Well me I don't know No it's not It's a video game Like dude dude Dude do you know how fucked people would be No I'm not saying That's how it should be

I'm not even saying That's necessarily a way to happen I'm saying like I've gotten copyright struck from doing that on stream before like where I had like the Bastion soundtrack running and I got like Bastion Is that crazy? That's Sounds like someone went out of the way to be a cunt I don't know

Because like I'm just saying it happens sometimes It might not happen but like I don't that to me You know what it is? There was a lot of Are you familiar with like two steps from hell And like It's a lot of um So early back in the early YouTube days When copyright strikes were crazy like

I mean they still are I guess technically But they're even more ridiculous than they are now. There were a lot of artists or like, I don't even know what you would call an independent orchestra. I don't know what the fuck that would even be. But people making orchestral things that were not royalty free necessarily, but they weren't like stringent with copyright. And so you would see them kind of everywhere. Like people would use them in their content a lot for dramatic effect because it was just like, hey, it's a way to get dramatic sound without getting copyright struck by WM, whatever the fuck. WMG.

were a music group and I think a lot of that music is styled on Zimmer I think because that sounds like that sounds like two steps from hell or like any number of like you know

audio library kind of stuff I see I don't hear enough like I don't know like I even as I just heard that I don't remember the melody I don't know what you're looking for like I guess that's the thing I don't know like the melody's their objective

I can clearly hear the melody it's obviously there I just say I don't know what humming the song. How it. Which part? Like, it's, it's objectively, like, in the, that's the middle part of the song. Was it?

Yeah. Could it full be. Like, it's, like, it's there. I don't, I don't. Like, it's, it's great. Like, don't get me wrong. Dun, dun, dun, done. Like, I think it's him.

I think it's John Johnson. I think it's like, the guy from the Sorrows. You mean John Williams. John Williams. John Williams. John Williams. You're like adding extra. I'm just, I'm just,

Johnson, Williamson. Yeah, yeah, Johnson Williamson is his name. But there's him, there's obviously the fucking call, what's called the OAC of Halo, the original one, obviously. There's like, they're, they're all great. Are you, Donald? Ordonald. He's up there for me probably. Huge jackass now, but yeah.

He knew what he was doing, though. He made a music, yeah. Because even the original destiny is like crazy. I think there's a lot of really good ones. I think. And what is it? What is it? What's the Destiny soundtrack like?

It's, very, very pirates of the Caribbean, me, Taylor, like, that's what's what I get to put it. There are parts of it

that are very pirates. Very like, it's just, but, um, it's still like so, uh, it's more,

um, it's more ethereal. It's more single notey, like more like, uh, like, Danny Elfin's up there, though,

for me, like for, clearly, almost, almost like unquestionably. John Williams has to be up there, I think. Um,

even though I don't, necessarily care that much for John William's stuff independently. I think it's like, I mean, Star Wars is amazing. But like everything else is kind of like, I get it. Like the main Indiana Jones theme is great. And the main, what was the other thing that he did? He did Jaws, right? I don't know.

I don't know. I care so little about Jaws. It's crazy. That movie has never, that movie never garnered any respect for me. It's just that. Why? Like none of it. None of it.

I just don't, that movie is so unrealistically like, suck me. Frightening to me. It's like, this is a movie so. like it doesn't make sense how people are that scared about something that's in the water. It's like people would get hurt the first time about it. They'd get hurt like somewhere would get attacked by the shark and then it'd be like, hey, don't go in the water anymore.

And they'd be like, all right, cool. And then they didn't have people come and deal with the problem. Actually, I don't know anything about that. Like, I really don't know the plot of Jaws. It's so stupid. There's a giant shark in that body of water. That's a way worse take than anything. Are they hunting Jaws?

is that the point of it? No, well, they start hunting it because it's there, right? And they're like, oh, it attacked people. We got to get rid of it. And it's like, why don't you guys call? Oh, shit. It's like, why don't you guys? Does Jaws get the meck?

Yeah, Jaws gets the me. That's sick. I never saw the third one. I saw the first one. I might have seen a piece of the second one. That's badass. But it's like, I don't, it's like, why. It never works.

Steve Jibinsky's kind of up there, I think, probably in some way. Like he did, who's the guy who's the assassin's creative. The orchestrated for cowboy, Bob. Can you look that up Derek? I was going to look something else upon. I'll put that in my back pocket. What's his name? He's really good. Yeah, man. Let me look at...

Pirates of the Caribbean, would you guys agree that Pirates of the Caribbean is probably his best? Huh? Yeah. No, not for me. Really? No. I think it's clearly. No, it's too...

It's too... Like, I get it. It's very on the nose. But, like... Like, it's, you know, it's for pirate adventure. Yeah, yeah. So it's very good, but like, that's not. Say, if I'm going to, like, to me, I'm judging it more on what I listen to it.

And that's not one, I wouldn't put that on. Like, I've listened to, I have saved tracks from Gladiator. I have saved tracks from, like, like, stuff like that. Obviously, the model room for a two theme, that shit fucking goes hard. You know, it's this very epic. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Um, I like an epic, like, melancholy shit. Yeah. The more adventurey it is, like, I like it, but I'm not listening to it. See, yeah, I don't know. I prefer, like, the way that I think about it is, like, if it sounds sick on electric guitar, I'm going to enjoy it.

You know what I mean? And I think Hans Zimmer stuff just kind of wouldn't outside of pirates. Yeah. Like time on electric guitar would be like, okay. Yeah. I have the funny thing I was going to cover time, but in a, like, I have an idea of how to do it. But yeah, I'm completely different. Like if I want to listen to something orchestral, I want to listen to an orchestral.

Like say like some, I hear people do these covers of like old stuff. They'll like some Baroque music and I'm like, it just doesn't sound as good as hearing it on strings. It just doesn't like I want to hear it. Like, I'm impressed. I'm impressed to what it is But I just have Sometimes I just I just want this moody ambiance And I want like stuff that sounds epic

And it kind of like well I actually you know that music that moves you I agree I love music that moves and makes you feels you with emotion I think you can have that and strong melody though I think melody is kind of a key thing for me Like I want a good Well I it's a type of melody you want

I could never say because there is a melody It's just what type of melody are you going for? It's usually seems a little bit more upbeat. Not necessarily. Just like, I don't really know how to describe it.

That objectively has melody. I don't know what you mean by melody. That's why I'm confused. That's why I just said it sounds like he wants a specific type of melody. It just feels very, again, I just, I don't remember it.

Give me like a really good, like, give me like a really good, like, this is one of my favorite scores of all time. I mean, so I can have an idea. of like what you're looking for. Well, you know what?

Actually, like a good example of something that I think is like Han Zimmer-esque but I think has a stronger emphasis on melodies like actually like, uh, let me see if I could find it. You guys can talk a little bit. Because I'm thinking like, because I like that kind of music

and I will listen to it if I hear it in passing. I won't turn that on. I don't like, I don't like orchestral music. I think that much. Because if I'm listening to music like that, I listen to jazz. I feel like jazz is such a, but I think all those are just kind of set

pieces, if I'm going for like a set, like a, like a, like a, like a thematic piece. Like yours? Yeah. You can't see the through line between the two of them. Like, no, but there's like a lot. There's a lot there. It's like it's like that on electric guitar would found sound fucking sick. He's talking about the lead. The lead. Yeah. And I feel like a lot of Hans Zimmer songs don't have leads. Like it kind of feels like they just kind of, it's all. Well, there is. I was just showing you monover for it too. The dun, nah, it's just, it's just not fast enough for you, maybe. Yeah, maybe. I do like quicker ones. That's why they, like, I understand what you're singing with a guitar thing.

But like, again, that's the thing that's like, I'm not really, to me, that those are made for very specific parts of like, say, oh, there's action happening. There's something really fast. It's really fast pace. There's a driving scene or something. Well, that happens during speech. Well, that's crazy. That's crazy. And it's fucking awesome.

That is crazy that happened during his speech because people would be like, that's the opening. It's trying to row them up, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. title card of gears too it's fucking sick i forgot how cool it was i've been like looking through like the retrospectives of all of them like damn i forgot it opened this hard i'm thinking of like obviously skyrim skyrim's fucking oST is amazing oh yeah yeah like every it's yeah i would yeah there you do da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da yeah yeah because that's like a proper song

right yeah but i think skyrim has the best melody from any video game ever i think The best OST overall. I think there's games comparable to it, but I think Skyron? I think Skyrim has the best one. Like it's your favorite? I don't know. I think it's the best one.

I think it's Skyron and Halo. I have no problem you saying it's your favorite. I think I think all the music is Skyrim is fantastic. Let them have it. I don't care. Yeah. It's clearly, it's not mine,

but like it's, if that's your favorite. You know what I think about? It's between that. Maybe I think BG3 has really good, but it's also, that's also songs. Like that's music as well. I think that's why it's a little different.

Like Skyrim, it is also straight up like their song. The main issue I have with Skyrim is that, dude, the combat music I really don't like. Dun. I like it. I like it. It's so iconic now, but I know what you mean. I know what you mean. I think it, it might be just that I've heard it too much.

Or Doom? Doom's crazy. Doom's crazy. I just, I'm kind of, yeah. It's good. That's a different, obviously, it's a different style. It's just. It's a metal soundtrack.

It's too. It's too. like on the nose for me where I'm like I know it like I just it's I can't even it's it it obviously fits in the categories of what we're talking about but it's love this is just fucking what they call gent you know in metal yeah it's just this it's good but I'm like the dude BFG division's so good yeah it's I mean it's fucking it's great there's a guy that is still covering like that shit like you just drop something people and people love it people there's um there's the music from I think there's uh like Scy

Pirate Punk has like a few really, really good songs. I don't like any of that. I don't think I remember. You don't like any. I love it. I only like that, I hated listening to the radio in that game. I only like that, that song that was used in all the memes. Dada, da, da da da da da da da da da da.

Yeah. Yeah. Because it just, it just, it just, the meme got to me. I was like, I like it. I like, I like samurai. I like the music they made. Yeah, it's, it's too. Because it feels like it doesn't, it feels really, uh, it feels really like.

just like Swedish guys made metal music. And we're like, let's just take some like flow from another genre of music I'm putting it out. Like, I like this. Yeah. Dude, uh, I think Mass Effect 3's soundtrack is like front to back incredible. But the second one, the, when you fight the shadow broker in the DLC,

oh yeah. The soundtrack is like, it just like, it gets me jacked. Like it really like it's really like it's really. It's really good. And it's just cool because then you're fighting them and then like, oh, he has a shield, but it doesn't work with like physical. So, like, you just have to punch him after. Yeah. I was like, this is, this rules.

For me, there's another, obviously Raphael's theme is fucking ridiculous. Oh, right. That's pretty good. It's so fucking. He sings it himself. I think that's so fucking great. That devil freak in a BG3. Yeah.

He's like, he's trying to like, like, make a deal with you. He's like, yo, my nigga, take this hammer and give it to me. You're like, nah. He's like, yo. Get away for me, bro. Get away for me. He's so aggressive about it. He's like, just give me the hammer, bro.

You get another hammer. I was mad that I couldn't because I kept trying to kill him. Like, you know, immediately. Well, you would have, you would have hyper died at the beginning. I feel like they should have wrote that into the game. Just have them whoop your ass quick. Or you win? You win somehow.

You fuck up the entirety of the game. Some super genius kind of figured out a way to win somehow, maybe. Yeah, there's a lot of really goodness, man. There's like, there's like literally probably thousands of really good ones. Arkham City's theme, it like starts off very subtle, but then at the end, it swells into a way that like it has no business being as good as it is. I really love that. Is this sound of people's heads splitting open? I want to talk and knees bursting jaws and shit.

Talk. I want to play through the original Arkham games again. Yeah. I just always, I mean, I fucking, I really love a side. Isleum is a really good game. Asylum and Origins are really, really good. I never played Origins. Origins is okay.

The only thing I really like about Orgians. That's the second one, right? No, Orgis is the third one? It's the prequel. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah. The one that didn't have... That's Long Halloween pretty much then, right?

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Yeah, yeah. Basically. Because one night, it's this one night, right? Is this one night if he done? I mean, technically, because Arkham City is one, they're all one night, actually. Yeah, they are, right? But I think, I know what you're saying, though. But the executioner?

Mm-hmm. You get his shockers. You get his gaolets. That shit is so unfair. First of all, that fight is hilarious. In what? In origins. I don't know.

Instant fight. Isn't it like you hit them like once? I was trying to not spoil it, but it's fine. Oh, is it one of those? Because there's a lot of people that haven't. Oh, no, no, it's fine. I just feel like there's a lot of people that never bothered to play that one. Oh, is it like the Mysterio fight?

It's essentially that. Yeah, I love him to do that. But you get his gauntlets. The Star Wars Jedi games did that with like some random boss where it's just like some dude. It's like some janitor, right? Which one's that? Is it the first or second one? Is it the first or second one?

You get it to the hub and he's like, oh, you hit him once and he dies. And it's like. You have this whole lead up with a help bar filling out? I completely forgot to play that one. I have the regular name. I have both of them and I haven't finished either of them. They're fun games. I really like the first one.

I burn out on those games really quick. The second one is really cool. I mean, I get it. It was too like, oh, it's Soulsborn Star Wars. I like it. It's fun, but I was like, okay. The second one should probably be an improvement. I never got it around.

The thing to me is like, especially lately, I'm like, if I'm going to play a Soulsborn and finish it, I feel like I'd rather jump into or finish Lise of P. Because I keep hearing really good things about it. And also it has that DLC. I finished a DLC, like three, four days ago. It was really good. Oh, wow. But anyway, silver and force her on Instagram.

Well, another Soulsborn is coming out tonight, literally. Oh, which one is this one? What do you call it? Soxong. Oh, yes, again. Soulsborn. It's a platforming Souls game. It's not a Souls game.

It's a platforming Souls game. Something being hard is not Souls. No, no. It's the way you, like, die and then you go recollect your things. Even that's not really like that. It's not exclusively soul. Like it's more. I guess that's rogue.

Yeah. It's like a soul-oriented now. It's not a roguelike. Because rogue-like is like randomly generated. Like it's rogue likes are like- It's not randomly generated. Rogue likes are like games you drop in and you beat a stage and you get a power up after you like beat a certain number of stages. Well, it's more about like you dying and then leveling up to keep going.

Because roguelikes are like Hades, a gungeon. Yeah, like when you die in Hades and then you keep going and progressing and dying. Yeah. But this, but this game is more like a play. platforming. Like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't consider it a rogue-like. I was like, it's like a Souls-esque platformer. You should look up what the game Rogue is to why they call it that.

I'm just saying. I didn't play Rogue, so I don't know. Nobody played Rogue. It's like an 80s game or something. It's like some old-ass game that nobody's played. But I was just saying where it came from. But anyway, I mean, it's a, I see, it's a platformer. It has gay elements.

But, I mean, the closest thing to a Souls thing is like, it's a boss gauntling, right? White House, Casablanca. I just got it. We got another. question. I don't, what the hell was that? What was that? Oh, that was a, it was a conversation that I had in like 2016 that I just, I just remember.

I just, I just realized. This guy's schizophrenophobic. That's not what just happened. What was that? I just realized a question, the answer to a question I had 2016. Read the questions, please. Let's go. Sure.

Okay. Sorry, you guys weren't privy to that one. Derek not Chauvin is innocent. Hasank free him. What are your favorite games that everyone else hates? Not like how some hate fall out for, but ones that a large majority hate. For me, it's Mass Effect Andromeda. I played on release and loved it.

That's the end of the show. Goodbye. We can't entertain people who like... See, I have a problem with, like... Did you play the original? Like, that's... I'm curious... We need more information.

Yeah, I need more information for you, Derek. Some people... Derek not Chauvin. Derek not Chauvin is innocent. Some people, you can't help what you like. I think people, you can. You can, I don't know, you could just, you could. I think some, some, there are rare times where I get upset about people liking some things because when the thing is objectively broken.

Sure. Like there are actual problems that you can't just skirt around and be like, oh, this is fine. So I get mad at that stuff. If it's a stupid game and you're just like, oh, I really love it. I'm like, okay. Yeah, yeah. But like they're fucking, especially on launch, I don't know anyone who, you know, I don't know anyone who. didn't have fucking problems. Maybe this was one of the

very rare people that didn't have any game breaking shit or the fucking animations being dog shit and didn't be patched. That was like me with cyberpunk on launch day. Like I had no issues at all. Like I had I was like, this is great. I'm excited to see, I'm excited

to talk to people about it. Yeah. And then it was like, it sucks. And I was like, whoa. Am I stupid? No, that was that was a lot of things that led up to that. You're lucky. Do you play on PC? I played on Series X Which apparently that was just a luck

That was a luck of the drug Because apparently that was at the time The best version to play it on Because PS5 was like crashing constantly It was I remember my And PC depending on like your rig PC was the best place to play it really But like for like

If you had a good rig obviously But like I think Generally speaking a lot of people on PC Just didn't have stronger rigs And so like they were having issues PSPS4 and Xbox 1 were Oh right A fucking disaster

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

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cyberpunk 277 on PS4, unchanged, no updates. Yeah. Just to, for historical purposes. Yes. To see what that game is like. I agree with that. Oh, my God.

What a brilliant thing that would be to play through. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, hey, man. I'm assuming the Derek Chauvin didn't play the other ones. Because that's the only way in my mind you can like thoroughly enjoy the game. Because not only the game breaking stuff and the bad animations. It does play. well. I feel like I remember it playing well

from an action perspective. The combat was fine. That was my only thing that I thought was an improvement on three. Like, they took the combat system for three, but just made adjustments where I can move a little bit more fluently especially with the jetpack. And so I had no problem with the combat. But

this story was so gay. The fucking, there were no patched, there were no expansions, so the other ships never showed up. So you didn't get to interact with fucking anyone else. Only the people that showed up for the first arc or whatever.

That shit sucked. The aliens sucked. It sucked. I know, from what I saw the aliens were the part of disappointing me the most. It was like, everybody was just like, it was less,

they felt less interesting than even the ones we got before. Exactly. It somehow felt like, it's like, oh, I guess. Because I, it always felt like the reverse kind of. Yeah. The aliens you got in the first series would be what you would find in

Andromeda. Right. I feel like Leara species would be like more interesting over from, not Leara, Talley species or like more alien than pretty much anything we got in fucking Andromeda from what I saw. To be fair, the only thing I can say is that, well, they didn't explore the entire galaxy. Right. Like so in like say in the Milky Way, the first contact was Turians and then they started to see some of the other and some of the other cooler aliens like the Elkhore and all the stuff that

were so scattered across, but you know, they started using the mass effect. relays. So they weren't able to go across the, so it's like the argument could be, I'm devil's advocating. There could be way cooler aliens further away. But now to counter that, why not start with your first ones as cool as shit ones to make your game more impactful? Right. I think no matter what having lame aliens in general just fucks the game no matter what. Like if you're like, it's a bummer. You played through the game and then later at the end you're like, oh, I had these cool aliens. Now these ones are shit. And then like, oh, these ones are fine now, but they're also shit later on.

Species and then the other species that you find, you figure out is this the modified species of the one. So there's only one species in that fucking game. There's one part where there's like a flying whale that was cool in one of the one of the things. I'm like, oh, it's sick. Oh, yeah. It's sick as fuck. And I'm like, I want those to come down and talk to me. I think I finished Madsavagandromeda, but I do remember seeing that whale.

I didn't. I tried to playing again with mods. I was saying. I, I, when I got to the, the, the, when you find out the plot of, oh, these guys are engineered, they've been engineered and I was just like, this is so boring. I couldn't finish it. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know if I have a favor game that the majority of people hate. The closest thing that I can think of is maybe like, I really, I don't know, because I really liked mercenaries too, but I heard like, I guess that that was like it ran really poorly on launch. And so it was kind of like a mess. And so people hated it. but like even retrospectively like i don't think people feel that way you know what i mean i actually really like fall out four a lot that's probably that's probably the closest thing

to this fellow i just think i think fall out four is like a like a really enjoyable thing to play through it aids like shit though but yeah that's fun compared to three in vegas uh no i wouldn't say that but that's what i mean it's still age pretty poor like it doesn't feel fun to play anymore i tried to play in my this game just feels too clunky i played a couple years ago i had a lot of fun i played like a couple months i played like a couple months ago. I especially destroy the Brotherhood of Steel.

I had so much fun doing that again. That moment is really awesome. It feeling clunky though is like I mean, Metal Gear is clunky. I mean, yeah, I agree. But it feels like, it just feels like Bethesda. It just feels like what the game is.

To me, like, I know that the popular thing is that like, you know, New Vegas and three are the better games. But like, I just can't, I don't feel like playing them. Yeah. Because it's just they're not. New Vegas is better because it's a better story.

It's a way better story. So it's actually a thought-provoking story. Three, yeah. Not really. Like, I like three a lot. I've played three a few times and I was like,

this is fun. I enjoy playing through four a lot more. I like dog-me more than anything else. I like dog-meet more than anything else in the other games. Dogmeet's cool. I think, I think the, just the world design is-

The detective robot. Yeah, Nick Valentine. Yeah, I like him, dude. The main story of Fallout 4 is terrible, but, like, I think, like, the, the little, like, gameplay stories that are in there are, like, genuinely pretty good. The Silver Shrout stuff. I think it's, I think it's fun to genuinely go adventuring in that world. I think it's nice that the gunplay feels like, it feels better than three, but it's still not, like, you're still incentivized to use vats to make up for it.

I don't know. I think it's a very good game. I just think the story sucks and is stupid. And that really, and it's an overwhelming follow-up, I guess, to something like New Vegas. We might have said this before in an episode, but I feel like the people that are playing fallout for story. I just, I don't really understand them personally. You know, like, hey, if you want to get a story, me, it is the adventure. It is like legitimately, same thing.

I'm being honest, any Bethesda game is like that for me. Yeah, the adventure is the most important thing. I just, I have one last mission in Starfield left or maybe two or something. Yeah. Oh, you're doing the main missions? Yeah. playing it, it's at. But that's my point, right?

That's the point. The main mission is fucking so underwhelming. Yeah, the side ones are so much cool. Like the pirate, there's like a whole pirate faction that you get to join and that one's a fucking cool quest line.

Yeah. And stuff like that, like that's what it feels doing the factions in Fallout is fun. Yeah. Playing through the main thing where your son, oh, it's gay, who cares?

And so as far as people talking about New Vegas and all this shit, I'm like, well, I still have more fun being in the world of four the New Vegas because New Vegas is fucking Vegas and Vegas sucks That's kind of how I feel about it too

But I know that that's a popular opinion Sure I like I do like four a lot I think they gave kind of I heard Far Harbor was good too but I still The DLC is all really good action It's fun yeah I have it too I don't know why I haven't played a lot of people complain about the The dialogue tree thing

I just don't care I personally don't care I get it and I I agree with it but I also again it's it's just it's the last reason why I'm playing these games anyway

like I am playing just to explore and like listen to music and kill things and find like notes and you know that kind of shit like it doesn't like even playing so Starfield they brought back the old style

and like I don't feel happier it didn't it didn't like like you kind of said it I don't feel more because I heard one of the arguments because I was asking people like why does it bother you so much and one thing is like oh well it's saying it's not saying what I wanted to say but I'm like what do you mean by that and I think the only thing I can think of is that it's not saying the exact words that are on

the screen kind well I think it does mass effect exactly either though or or it doesn't wait I think in this instance it actually does and it's not doing the mass effect away I don't think it does I think I think I think I think I remember is saying the thing word for word isn't it in fall four? Yeah. Isn't it actually? I remember it being an approximation. I remember it not being as egregious as it was in Mass Effect.

Yeah. Or like you would just be like, hello. And then they'd be like, you bitch. But like, I remember it being like a loose approximation. I think the main criticism from that from Star, from like the perspective of like, you know, I think when you hear your main character speak, at the very least, at the very least, if you don't have a choice of what exactly to say you have like a list of preset things to say at the very least you can decide on like in your head how you sound when you say it which is like a very like so this is a more like uh it's it's taking

me out of the game sort of and i kind of get it but like i don't it's not really that big a deal to me think for people that i do forget about there's a lot of people that uh they they see themselves and the character that they created and once somebody else is speaking for them it doesn't sound good it doesn't sound i mean it doesn't have that connection anymore i feel that i could do Even I played Baldess G8 3 again. I'm playing a dark urge and like, I think it's crazy. But like, I'm playing a good guy, but he's like, I can't wait for people open. And I'm like, oh, awesome.

I'm going to try not to do that. Then like, or every moment you're like, every moment you get your tossing hair, you're like, I should eat this guy. And it's like, maybe not. Maybe not. I'm not trying to do that. Because I try like, it's hearing, hearing a character, your main character having voice lines does undercut your feeling sometimes. It can. I guess so.

If I'm playing a character I make, you know Exactly that I think that's yeah Okay, I understand that I don't have a very similar experience About that even though Even if I do make the character Try to look like a power

Fantasy version of myself Like I make the giant black dude Or something, you know I'm like all right cool But then immediately when I start playing I'm like, this ain't me Like it's not this is This is like

So like I guess I'm completely detached from it I'm having fun And I it doesn't I guess it doesn't matter. I'm not, I'm not even thinking it myself, like, what would I do? It's in the situation, what should be said? You know, and not like, what would I do? I think that's why, like, maybe the difference is,

and there's a lot of people that get upset about that. And that makes sense. I might even be an outlier. I don't know. I think him has, the main character having voice lines and Fallout 4 does undercut some of the, what makes three in New Vegas kind of special. Yeah, I don't, it's definitely, like, game breaking for me.

It is kind of undercuts you, but it's whatever. I think, uh, I guess if, if it doesn't it makes more sense to not do it if it's only technically a negative Yeah but the thing The only thing that I have Was it

numerically? Was it actually a negative? How well did Fallout 4 do versus Like say a Starfield or something? I think the problem is that you make the person All this is you make them also Like if I'm playing a game Where I'm playing as like fucking Alex Mercer Or whatever and that's a character themselves

I see what you're saying You know it's different I get it. I get it. I'm just wondering did it actually hurt or help them? Because I know they brought it back to, you know,

to quiet those people that were bitching. But I guess I'm just thinking, how much did it really hurt them? Because it didn't hurt Mass Effect. Are you talking about the dialogue thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I heard that was like one of the biggest arguments that was like really upset a lot of people.

Were you guys talking about the, the idea of like having just more options for dialogue? Or if, uh, and I'm not speaking. So what if like, like say did it, uh, it did it make perfect sense?

Uh, how much, it actually hurt them versus the people that were complaining. Like, how successful is fallout for, like, say, compared to, like, a Starfield now that they went back? Like, did it really hurt them? I think Starfield's technically better from a dialogue perspective just because you can, there's more options for things to say.

Yeah. Whereas, like, because you were limited to the face buttons and because you were limited by time, because, like, I think the idea is that, like, if you have a voice protagonist, then you have a limited amount of things that you can say because you have a limited amount of things that you can have the actor record. Like but just by nature of like how that works and you can't add shit in later You know it's it's very it's very you're very married to it It's jarring having like your character be like well a black person you know and

Oh and having like a yeah sound like that guy or so or like a white ass voice or me and fucking uh what's going And um and cyrpunk playing as a male V yeah black V and he sounds clearly like a I don't know he just sounds like a scumbag to me Like I don't know what to describe like a twad you know he sounds like he's going to say mr white you know It is. But, no, I mean, I don't know. I get the argument. I think it's probably a little bit better that it's not a voice protagonist. I just don't care enough about it because it's just it's not, I don't necessarily play Bethesda

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Weasel my way out of conversations. Like to talk my way through things. I see. There are other RPGs that I think are better for that. I didn't slaughter people. Yeah, I'd rather play like DiasX for that or something. Yeah. I always see people they prefer without it. But like, say, sometimes like, say Mass Effect had so much dialogue in it. Like, they had a lot.

So I guess that kind of makes up for it. Mass Effect is also like a game where like you're more defined in your role. Like, that's more like you are like your commander shepherd. Whereas like in Bethesda games, you're more like, you're just kind of who you are and you can be whoever you want to be. And if you're just going to like you can't abandon the main quest of, of, of, of, you can't abandon the main quest of, of, of, Mass Effect, really. Like, you can, but, like, there's not really a game there. Yeah, because you have one very clear objective.

Yeah, got to destroy the reapers. But the same thing with the, like, I get, yeah, I guess so. Dragonborn, I mean, you're kind of pretty defined, but also you can weave quite a bit. Yeah. You can also, you can, you can side with the storm cloaks or the, you can't, you can't side with the reapers, like, during your, right. Yeah, and you can't, like, that'd be insane. There more, like, there were, like, places to, like, inhabit than they are, like, like,

story like I feel like Massifax is more of like a story RPG and like but this is more like a sandbox where it's just like it's more like D&D I guess yeah yeah everybody yeah I think objectively people yeah I would rather not have that shit um I uh it just never bother me too much it's not too bad I get it and I agree with it but like I don't care that much yeah this is this is a rough one guys oh what do you got I read it and I it really took me out thanks thanks for that was that Hans Zimmer I couldn't tell. I think that's your Halo boy. How do you think Halo would have been received?

Oh, of all his game. Oh, okay. It wouldn't be received. What do you mean? How do you think Halo would receive? If instead of the iconic thief, it was just what he was doing. Steve Jobs unveils this at Macworld 1999 in front of like thousands of people.

He's like, we're working on a new game. I don't even sound that good That's what you sound like No, I don't And then And then everybody's like Okay Is this like a retard exhibit or something?

Anyway, so I want to know Have you ever seen the gay road in? Wait, what's that? I want to know I want to know Have you ever seen I like that song a lot You know you like Credits?

I like that song a lot. You seem like the last person that would like Creedance. My grandma likes that song. My grandma likes that song a lot. It's so like. I mean, I like that.

It's old. That's why it's very old. I don't know if I remember. I don't know if I know that song. I don't know if I know that song. That's fucking that person. That person aged like a year and a half. In the middle of that.

The age just saying that line. His hair is longer. You're like, you. I saw your hair. I only got four to these in me every night anyway they wrote in

anyway so they wrote in I didn't even know that that was credence oh yeah oh god greetings fellas a couple years ago

me and my girlfriend at the time wanted to 69 nice okay okay she went to the bathroom and she came back

and we got into position I look up and I see unwiped shit on her on her asshole oh you did it completely killed by Boner but I powered through it

oh no say anything because they didn't want to make her feel bad. Oh, man. You know how you, you remedy that? In the, is that, is there more? That's it. Oh.

How you remedy that? Okay, I've never, I've never had that specific. I've never seen shit on an asshole. Thank God. Yeah. I've seen paper particles before, which was upsetting,

but like, that's forgivable because it's just, you, it's just a little leftover paper. This is how you remedy this. Kill her. That's the higher end of the preferable thing. You think that's extreme? No, it's the preferable thing.

It's the high end, but I want to do what people would do. I'm trying to be normal right now. I see, I see, I see. So a normal person would be like, hey, babe, instead of, you know, let's jump in the shower real quick. Let's actually, let's have a little fun in the shower. You know, and she might be like, no, but like you have to like, no, we really need to to the shower. Like just and then fucking fucking

soap her ass up bro. I mean if it's your partner you should be able to be like hey. It depends on how long you've been together man. That's true. Yeah. And also like one thing that I've learned from just being around so many people, it sometimes it never changes depending on how the like I was watching some show and some women like it would be it's like their worst nightmare of being like anything like that happening. So even even you've known them for so long, it's like, this is going to fuck her week up.

And it's kind of like, fuck, I don't want to, I don't even, I can't. If I'm going to say anything, I'm going to have to deal with this for like a fucking week because she's going to be horrified. And I hate that that's how some people are brought up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like they've been taught to by their,

usually their mother to be perfect. And then now they just, their world was just shattered. Even in the nicest way possible, you're like, hey, I'm so sorry to say this. but they're like oh my god and then all of a sudden now you're not getting pussy for a week a lot of people take things personally

and I think that's the biggest problem people take things to heart when it's not meant to be to heart grand all people don't know how to fucking talk either and grand well there's something like hey bitch you got shit on well no there's there's there's a there's a problem on both sides where like you can like

a lot of people take things to harnessing things personally right like when people usually tell me things like if I'm fucking up someone tells you something I'm not going to take it personally because like more often not people tell you because they're trying to help you. More often than not. Yeah, it depends on the way it's... But like...

By the same time, a lot of people don't know how to say things correctly. Like dumb, nigger. Without like, we can respect people as a feeling. So it's like, there's a two-way street. And it's like, it's like, hey man, you made it. That's why wasn't the smartest idea.

And then some people are like, dude, you're fucking dumb. And it's like, you know, most of the time, I don't take offense because I'm like, obviously people are saying this for a reason, I can deal with it. Yeah.

But a lot of people take things personally. I think if it's your partner and you're dating them, and you're being physical with them in the first place, I think you should be able to talk to like, hey, see, you said should, I think you should.

And that's, that's the thing. I agree with that. You should be able to do. It's fine. But it's, it's, it's a difficult situation,

man, sometimes, like, you know, like, I think, my solution is break up with her. Just avoid it.

Avoid it entirely. Don't even tell her. The fact that he's, just push her off, you run away. Like, just don't respond to any text messages. The,

I really do have a problem, though, with the shitty ass though I just yeah no of course nobody wants to see that like like a fundamental like that literally should never happen right that's the that's the problem

that I have that to me that really that actually would I think that actually would like send me spiraling because I really think it's like how do you not know just like how could you be thoroughly wipe your ass like how could you be like I just we're about

to have sex you know whether I have a sexual act exactly that's like that's even crazy that's like that's the thing It would never happen to me. Like I'd hop to shower first even. I wouldn't be caught dead. Well, actually, maybe because what happens would you die? Well, yeah, maybe you die.

If you have, if you have, you only shit if your shit is available. Yeah. You don't magically shit. People always like, oh, you shit your pants. I'm like, if you don't have to shit, then you're not going to shit. Well, I. You're going to conjure shit out of nowhere. What if I always have to shit?

Well, then you're going to shit. It is crazy to me that, like, I don't know. I just like, it just speaks to a level of like, you're a fucking animal you're worse than an animal yeah like how do you not care enough about cleanliness to make sure that that doesn't happen

like I can't relate to that to the point where that actually might be like a genuinely like especially uh and move about like I don't know how I don't know how to move past that really modern day modern day where

uh wipes are now in everybody's homes and bidays are pretty common now too yeah like there it's pretty common that that and if there isn't they're still just wiping thoroughly till there's a little blood. I can hold it. You crap.

Thank you for writing in. Oh, my fucking God. All right. What time is it? Yeah, let's go. You know what's great? You know what's great? I have to record.

No, whatever. It doesn't matter. Oh, okay. I'll tell you after National Lankoon Lankoon Lampoon It's fucking Candace Owen's fucking house

Oh of course it is Fucking fucking Dumb bitch I hate that she's Caribbean too It makes me even more upset I saw an FD video And he was like Yo what's up with all of these

They're like They're not like just You know black American They all like have an origin Of course they're not Yeah What you're talking about? Just like all the all the

Shuck and Jiving coons and stuff, like the real ones that are selling out to like the conservatives and you know that. They all have some sort of like Caribbean or African like clear roots. And not just like, you know, your black American that doesn't know where the fuck

he's from. Sure. Like it was like the biggest ones all have some thing and he's like, what the fuck? Like I think he started theorized. I don't remember what the fuck he said, but I thought that was interesting because I never would have been thought of that. Fascinating. It's very clear. It's like, I don't know. I exist in both spaces. So it's weird to me. He ripped his hair off.

We'll theorize about it later. Let's let's do this last one. Unravel the sky road in. It's powerful. He says, uh, bars, man. He says, Hello, my favorite always sunny cast members. As fans of comedy TV,

what I'm about to ask, maybe considered blasphemy, but here goes. In your opinion, is there a comedy scene that you think works better when condensed into a single frame? For me, it's the what happened

to the stairs bit from Ed Nettie. Don't get me wrong, it's a funny scene, but I love the frame. where Eddie looks in horror at the dirt outline where the stairs used to be. It somehow gets funnier than more I think about it. It is a really great image. Bro, Ed's parents took the stairs.

Hard mode, no highly detailed painted frames like the ones in SpongeBob or Ren and Stimpy. Yeah, like those are pretty, I mean, those are literally frames, even in the context of the joke. I don't, this,

I got to be real. It's difficult for me to think, like, I know that there are probably a lot of these where like, I can think of, it's funnier to see just the frame than it is necessary. to see the scene.

But none's nothing. Did you think of something? Yeah, there's one. There's the one with a, there is the obviously the scene of Goku screaming. Oh. That's great. That's a great one.

That's a great one where Donald's like trying to get. That's not a comedy scene. It's not a comedy scene. I know. I know. Right. But there's another scene where Donald's like trying to get through a fucking small hole and the guy's trying to shove him through with the fucking like that

random thing. And it's the idea of somebody putting a fucking giant object in a duck's ass while it's trapped in the fucking doorway. It's fucking funny. I think there's plenty of them. The one that comes to mind, and I don't know if this is necessarily the best example, but it came to mind for some reason, was like there's a scene

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder.

Our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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i don't even own a tv and then it just cuts to this like weird shot of key david where it's like it's like panning to the right like it's on a dolly and it's like zoomed in on him and he just looks he raises his eyebrow and he looks like so judgmental and just that frame even just the giff of You know, and just that one second is insanely funny to be. And it's way funnier without the context. Because the face is just ridiculous in and of itself. Do you know what it is? Have you seen that image?

Maybe if I see it, I'm like, oh, I know. It's not that, it's not that popular of a clip because it's from like probably like the least famous season of community. There's another one where this is really funny to be. I don't think it's meant to be that funny. But it's where Patrick's getting picked up by nothing when he's trying to get to something. Spatoon and he's getting wedged by the air I think that scene is really funny I think all of I think most of them are going to be

SpongeBob for me man I think that show is pretty fucking show it's the best example of like um there's another of a comedy show with scenes like that in it it's very clippable oh you know what the the scene of him like where he's like he's the hall monitor or whatever

and he's like looking and he's looking for the or what was he the hall monitor right where he goes like mad with power and he's going through the street. And it shows him like looking for the guy. Are you thinking of the cops fucking with him? Are you thinking of that? Oh, no, no, no.

It's the one where like he's like mad with power or something. And then like there's a sign behind it that says maniac on the loose or something. And it's like a drawing of him. Yeah. There's like, he's like looking. He's like looking and there's a scene like right on the side of him. Oh, uh, SpongeBob. Yeah.

There's another scene. I was thinking of when Patrick was out and then they were the, they were trying to ask him if they seen the maniac. Yeah. And then where he's doing the. the like, he sees the picture and he's terrified and then as soon as they pull it away he has the most mundane look on his face. Like that, like,

oh, oh, horrible. And then they're like, this guy's so, like, they look at him like when they realize how retarded he is. Like the, I found it. The cops look. Is that? No, no. Well, it's, the clip is fucking. It's such a weird, like,

that face is crazy. There's another, um, there's a me. another Dragon Ball one actually, the episode where, like, Gogh gets up the hyperbolic time chamber, and he's, like, hanging out with Kremlin, and Krilyle has the rock, and he's like,

mm-hmm, and he makes that fucking a weird face where his eyebrows are circles and his eyes get really tiny before he throws the rock at him. I hate when they have that face in that show. There's another funny. He's like,

makes me so upset every time I see it. And then Gog get hit by the rock and holding his head, and I'm like, dang, dude, he could blow up a planet, but a rock almost gave you a concussion. That's hilarious. That's such a wide scale.

You remember that? You remember that look? They realize that Patrick's retarded. They're going to fuck with them. Like, they immediately know what this means. They're like... That is a classic... That is such a classic image.

God bless it. Like, this dude's a retard. Yeah, they're like, because they keep holding up the picture and he's screaming. They take it away and he's fine. That's so funny. That scene of them, like, that scene of them beating...

Oh, which one? Like, there's like, this will show you. Oh, this is. They're just straighting out of fence posts. Right, right. That's a good one. There's a... He had no front license plate.

Let's get him. The Homer goes to New York. It's like Homer versus New York. And there's a... Is that that image? He's like standing like this? It's an old Simpson scene where like Homer is in front of a crowd. He's like standing like really weird.

Like it's a very strange pose. I don't know if it's that. I forgot what it is. You should get further away from the mic, I think. I was trying to... Yeah, well. I was trying to more or less show the Pope. Well, yeah, it's not, it's not that.

It's, uh, there's a, there's a montage. You know the, you know the, you know the, da-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. So, like, it's a montage of Homer talking about how much he hates, uh, that's crazy. What? What? But, uh, oh, the name of the song? Yeah.

But, uh, Homer's like talking about how much he hates New York. And so he does the flashback of the last time he went. And there's, there's a, there's a moment in there that's so funny to me. Because he, um, guys, guy's holding his, the guy's holding his camera to take a picture of Homer and then he just runs off of the camera so in the next scene

he's talking to the cops Homer's talking to the cops and it's the look on the cops' face because he's so concerned he so has this like and then he just fucking grabs Homer's luggage and fucks off

and it's perfectly in sync with the music it's my it's probably my favorite moment in The Simpsons because like just thinking about you're telling the cop and he actually looks like genuinely concerned,

like, oh, someone stole your shit, and he just steals your shit. Then he dips in this way that is so perfect. I have to pull it up so you can like, I can't do it justice. I will say that, I don't know, like I do think I need, audio does a lot of heavy lifting for certain things,

like in comedy where like I was watching, I was watching some older always sunny episodes and I forgot like there were so many, like there's so many good deliveries in that show. Yeah. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophie. Fia Bush, check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go,

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan, from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Like where they're trapped in the house where they're trying to steal the vase or whatever. Have you seen that episode?

I don't remember it. They're trapped in a house because they had like this idea after watching Indiana Jones and they have to liberate artifacts. And so they're trapped in this house and they're trying to sneak out without being seen, but the people are in the front. Sorry. Oh, is that it? Yeah, go ahead. Keep on? No.

And so like D like hits. a nightstand and like rattles everything and D and uh what is it Dennis is like D you gangly uncoordinated bitch I'm not going to get hogtied over your lack of grace and it's just the delivery of it and the whispering is perfect his delivery I can't hear the line you gangly uncoordinated bitch I can hear it's so good I can hear his his delivery is insane he's got the best delivery ever like insane it's insane that he hasn't like like he should have like I think way too yeah yeah yeah He's way too talented for that show.

It's, uh... Yeah. Yeah. Like, he's an actual actor. Check this out. So the first part of it... Oh my God. I think I know what this is.

I've seen a weird... Look at the cop's face. Like, he's so concerned. And they just fucking tips. I just love it so much. I love it so much. Like, what a piece of shit. I'm fucking entertainer.

I love that images of Homer when he had hair. It's like, why the fuck are they? their hair wrong. Like what happened to fucking Barley? Bar and Lisa. Why is it just? They clearly designed. Also Homer's really not that old.

And it's always weird. Because he's like, he's like your age. She's like your age. It's like, why does he look like that? Because he ripped his hair out. He's also a chronic drinker. That's true. He has a beer belly.

He drinks beer all the time. So like that probably doesn't help. Yeah. He has a beer belly and no shoulder frame. Also, he works in a nuclear power plant. That probably doesn't help either. I think, I think,

not about that like he actually is irradiated that's why maggie's fucked is i don't think that's like that's like that season 34 or something something way later like fucking 17 i do love how lisa and marge or or what is it the uh i like how the main cast or the main family is so clearly drawn and they're so clearly designed before they thought that they would have to draw anyone else yeah you know we're just like yeah don't bother with hair right they're like oh and then there's like oh it turns out this is going to become a show We're taking this little bit from the Tracy Oman program We're going to make it a show now

So you got to populate with character And they're like I guess they're going to have hair There's only so many shapes really Right Everyone that's not related to Homer Has hair Yeah

Well everyone Everyone is not really dim as hair If you look at Abe You know he has Yeah He has his little I thought was his head It's like a pineapple

Yeah kind of head thing going on And he had hair too He had hair too He did have hair, right? He did. He was young. And he went to NOM and he went, fucking, he got fucking ruined. And he got his shinsborn. It was World War I actually.

It might have been. I think Nog was. Yeah, well, in the Eurozone. Oh, wait, no, no, it was World War II because I remember. It's a shifting timeline, though, isn't it? It probably. It was probably, it was probably, it was probably, it was probably, it was probably, it was probably, it was probably, it was probably, it was probably, it was probably, it was probably. He fought Nazis.

Civil War vet is crazy I remember fighting my brother Holy shit The war of 1812 I was there In the shifting timeline of the Simpsons What would he be like he'd be like He'd be like a Korean war maybe That sounds about right

It'd be NOM or Korean War I would give him NOM I'd give him Vietnam I'd give him Vietnam When it started it could be two Right now it could be NOM Right I always think that that's like a fascinating

Like That's like it's interesting Yeah it's interesting interesting. I think of it kind of cool. I think of it like all the time. Like the fact that Homer grew up in the 90s and in the 70s. Yeah.

Yeah, it's, uh, it's lame in some ways. I think of it really cool. But it's kind of neat. It's neat, but it's also not because it's,

this shouldn't exist technically because the show's been off for so long. But it's the thing, right? Because I think about it's a lot with Marvel comics. Obviously, I have another shifting timeline all the time. Sure. We're going to read the names now.

Let me, let me let me, let me, let me just this piece out. It's like the idea of when did, when does Cap unfree himself? 165, right? And they emancipated

Propheavalation? They froze it. That's the name Captain America back then. Yeah, right? But the thing is that that's crazy, make him to kill slaves.

But it's... Captain and slave America. Captain enslaved the Negroes. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, there it is. Great name. There it is. Great name.

No notes. But wait, wait, wait, fish. It's like the idea when he gets defrosted because he always fights to nausea, he gets defrosted, right? So you'd assume he would get defrosted now

by modern times. He would probably get defrosted after 9-11. Which is crazy to think about Because he'd come into the world Where metahumans and everything happened after 11 So you'd be sitting the piss out of terrorists At a brown people

He probably would have went over there During that tier of time He would be eating Osama in Lund's leg like a chicken wig And then like think about Spider-Man What that means when does Spider-Man come into being Right? Because there's the idea of Spider-Man back in the 60s Where he was that kind of kid from the nerd era But if he came into existence in more recent time

He would probably have been like maybe 13, 14 around like Yeah, he'd be eating hot chips and doing Tide pods or I don't know what are you doing? The thing it's trippy about that? It's like it's really interesting. It's like, hmm, that's why he's a different character. He's very, like, because it's lasted so long, it creates a lot of really interesting, like what kind of character would he be based on the time that he would exist, you know?

It's cool. The thing that's interesting about it to me is that like, because he's a nerd, right? I didn't do it. I'm just laughing because he, I was listening. No passion. I just thought it was funny to do Because you're a cunt That's why

Who cares Who cares You don't You don't The uh What's weird It was interesting to me It was like

Because he's a nerd right In the 60s that would have been lame But like being in a nerd now It's kind of like not really a big deal Yeah So like He would still be a nerd He'd be getting mad

No but being a nerd today Doesn't mean you're bullied Or like Excommunicated I think it does But not to the same degree No, I don't think so at all. I think it's crazy.

Yeah, who gets bullied now? Even when we were in school, it wasn't even close. I think it's just gays and trans people now. Yeah, now it's because I think. No, I think nerds still get bullied, but I think it's not the same way. Bro, jocks aren't like, their, jocks don't even exist anymore. Like, nobody's fitted enough to be a jock in America now. We're all fucking fat and gross.

We got osteoporosis in the seventh grade. They all play video games now. They all, they're all on TikTok. Because I think the, I think the drugs and nerds. shit, it still exists. I don't think so. It's not as, it's not as like, it barely existed when I was in school.

It's not as archetypal as it was previously. They all play video games now. They all play four or night. My nephew and my nephew and cousins were like, they were just recently in school. I'm like, oh no, bullying, that shit's still fucking very real. But it's not the same. Obviously, bullying is real. Who's getting bullied?

I don't know. People that are socially awkward. Socially awkward people in general get bullied. More often than not, it is the people that are of these, like, obviously of these groups. are becoming conservative and they're bullying people who are even perceived as trans. So even women with nice jaws are getting bullied. But think of it like that.

But thing like that, there are still people that are a little awkward. People that are a little more socially awkward. Yeah, they're not nerds. They're just, they're mining their own business. Then they just happen to look a certain way. Because I think our era is the era of people that were pretty much everyone was a nerd already. But people didn't really admit it. So it's kind of like, oh, if I talk to this guy that is air quotes like the cool kid,

we would have a lot in common. more often than not. I don't know why the books were cool in the 90s. Like Spawn was fucking bumping. Oh no, yeah, exactly. Nerd shit was more on like people, more people were, people were nerds. There was some sports. Open about it.

There was still a little bit, when I grew up, there was still a little bit of sports people that would stay away from just say like the punks and anything that was like too alternative. But that was about it. No, it wasn't like, but like I would go, because me, I would be dressed up in like a lot of black. I would wear some dickies or some jeans or whatever and had a lot of band. Tees. Yeah, have your peevee hanging out.

Absolutely. Stop. It's under HPP at that time. Well, I mean, but it's still It wasn't weird until you said that. Yeah, well, yeah. But yeah, I would jack off on them. Oh, cool. Because I think, that's the end of the story. Because I know a lot of kids that were like the air quote to jogs. I played basketball and football with them.

And they were nerds. They watched Narto. They played fucking video games. That's what we're saying. But there were still kids that were socially awkward. I wasn't, we were. That's not being a nerd, though. It's just being socially inept. I think that's,

They were bullying autistic people. Yeah, but you can be both of those things. Oh, absolutely. But they're not inherently true. Like, there's a lot of very, very socially proficient nerds. There's nerds and there's geeks. Like, geeks still get bullied. I don't know what that means.

That means nothing. Actually, no, geeks were the, no, nerds are the ones that get bullied. Are you sure? Geeks were the smart kids, right? Weren't the ones that like stuff? No. Like, like, pure things? No.

Did you ever watch freaks, freaks and geeks? Not enough to remember it. Okay. Well, does it matter. I'm just saying geeks are not like say a lot of people want to differentiate and be like, no, I'm a geek means I'm just into like fucking comic culture and shit. James Franco eats a midget hole in that show. Yeah. A lot of people are into like the AV club.

So a lot of kids were chess. The geeks were more people. Nerds were the ones that still, still I'm pretty sure do get bullied. Nerdy kids. I'm sure they still get bullied the same way they did is that it's the lines that blur the things are a little different. But if the people bullying them are also nerdy. That doesn't make that doesn't You can be a nerd and not like

But then it's clearly not the defining factors What I'm saying? Well it's still the appearance they give off It's still their appearance. What is it nerd appearance now Versus like in the 50s? I don't know probably someone that's like very animated up Fucking like talks like adopted by yo's and shit like that

That's probably what it is I mean maybe I guess So I said autistic people So it's autistic people Trans people People just like I said A woman with a strong jaw Or a girl with a strong jaw

Yeah I think the most bullying is definitely young conservative kids bullying people who were perceived as the outlier. I think that's like probably the most of it. Because they were I don't know. Like that's always existed but I feel like it's been that's been

magnified. It's the main focus because like I said the nerd shit is it's no who's no one wears a sweater vest anymore. I don't think big glass is gone. Yeah. That archetype is gone. Why also? They're broken and it has the tape. That doesn't exist any of them. I also don't think you have people getting their heads

thrown in the in the toilet bowl. because they like Spider-Man or something. You know what I mean? Like that's not... We didn't have... Gay nerd in the basement. We didn't exactly have that in my school at least. We didn't have that even close.

We had bullying, but it wasn't like the same way. And it was like, it was just different. It was kind of just like constantly being put down more than it was like physical abuse. Because in the hood, if it was, if you physically abuse somebody, I remember being bullied. And you might get shot and no one really wanted to risk that. I remember being bullied for my height

and nothing else. Oh, yeah? If I brought in, like, Pokemon Yellow to play, like, during recess or something, no one was like, ooh, when I was in Bronx.

When I was in Bronx. Everybody likes Pokemon. Yeah, I think that's when the paradigm was shifting, but I think when I lived in the Bronx, I got bullied for being too nice when I was younger. For sure.

That's crazy. Too nice? Yeah. That's insane. You should have killed. That's inner city stuff. That's this happens to grow up in inner city. You're not even really nice,

which is crazy. I wasn't, I was nice then. Just can imagine. Yeah, imagine the people around. fucking rapists. Surrounded by fucking rapists.

Just a nigga had raped no one. That's crazy. You're gonna rape anybody. What a fucking nerd. Let's go back to eating this horse live. It was the horse. It was everyone trying to be cool. It's like,

yeah, when they fucking ripped that horse on heart. Yeah, it was those idea was everybody trying to be cool so people would just mean. I remember that. People being like really just mean because I was like not nicer.

I was like, oh, I'm just gonna not be mean. You know what these pulled on you? I don't remember. I don't remember. Queer. Queer. Fucking Walberg.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we're going to read the names now. Vietnamese. I got a lot of shit to report today. You sure?

You mean? Yeah, you start sniffing you? 14%. Boom. Shatters. Blah. You're lucky it wasn't 20%. That's crazy.

I can't even count that eye. I would have fucking killed you. You're lucky. It's not 20% because I can't count that eye. If it was. more than 19, I would have just murdered you. That's fucking crazy. Mark Wolberg, he's never

gonna... I'm always gonna think of that when I think of him. You know what I mean? We can't escape that. I feel like how people don't know about it. That's why. Let's go the fuck out of here. Yeah, let's see. Just got lightheaded.

Whoa. Anyway, count me down. We're gonna read the names of our $25 end up patrons now. Don't forget, you can jump over there to Patreon.com slash a snark tank. If you jump over there and you jump into the $25 tier, $25 tier, I have to say what you're going to write.

So if you pay us $2,000, Chris has to kill himself. So, you know, you make your choice. Yeah. You don't have to. Yeah. You can be a dick and, you know, murder him if you want. I have to. I have to do it.

I'm bound by law. That's true. Count me down. Three, two, one. No, not in, not in American numbers. Oh. Which ones? Arabic.

Farcy. I don't know Farsi Arabic at all. Give me Arabic numbers I don't know That's so stupid I don't know any Arabic at all literally You know any Arabic numbers Not at all

Chinese They might be in there somewhere deep I got to dig Okay Japanese to be easier Uh Eat neat Oh each Nissan yeah There you go

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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but scottish do they have like their own like actual language So you know how like that's got it. It's got it. Technically have Gaelic. Well, technically they did have Gaelic. Because I thought Gaelic was like for the most part of made up language. I could be wrong. No,

Gaelic is every language is made up. What are you saying? Yeah, you're fucking nerd. I'm not going to engage anymore. Forget it. I don't know what you mean by that. I clearly don't know enough and I'm not going to get to you.

Like you thought it was fake. Huh? Like you thought it was like fictional. Like, oh, oh, that's what he means. Yeah, like Swahili or something. Oh. It is a fictional language. Yeah.

Oh, like, Gaelic was a fictional language. I understand. If you would have said that, I would understand that. My brain, my brain didn't understand immediately. I was like, well, made a language. They speak, Gaelic is from the Gaelens. It's from Gaelic, yeah, from the Vulcan Gaelins. Yeah, the Gaelish. Yeah, the Gaelish, too. They don't speak Gaelic. They speak Gaelic. It was probably all relative, and then, and then the English had a lot of sex with them. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. The English had so much sex with them. Farolug and bugan, mcluge and flute. Like if I was called Ogham If I was a Mexican, I'd want to speak like Aztec

I don't want to speak Yeah, right? It's like an ancient language Is sick Yeah, I'm like, I mean it's gone That's what I'm like, what? There's enough of it left It's time to reclaim it No, there's things written in it

The people aren't there anymore Oh shit, you know Like that language is around technically My grandma can speak it But like they're not around really There's at least one Aztec He's still around somewhere It's crazy

I don't fucking care Well we got to make sure they have Lots of sex and then unfortunately there has to be a little incest. I'm sorry. That's unfortunate. If you're gonna... It's the way they're going to go. That's crazy.

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They're skipping the movie and just going forward. I think, I think they're going to. Marvel's a mess, man. Dude, all of the shit that came out involving Marvel lately has been absurd. What do you mean? What happened? Like the guy, the guy from. from on Wichita from X-7

started revealing a bunch of bullshit how like they're not they're not reading any of the source of material Kevin Feigey's not helping anyone at all on the animated side of things and it's like what is going on over there? That's not surprising to me. It's not They've been doing that for a while honestly.

Do you guys see Thunderbolts? Yeah. It's pretty good. I saw it oh I saw most of it. I have like 40 minutes left. It's pretty good man. It was okay but like again I it's they got to They gotta take a fucking break, dude.

Yeah. Like, Jesus, because I'm like, bro, this is not silver screen. This is not, this is not, this is not, this is not, this is not, this is not, I think it's fine. I think it's the idea is that like, you gotta just, you gotta just learn one to stop for a while. Yeah. Either it could have been a show, but the problem is that. Throw that on Disney Plus or don't fuck, because like, bro.

It was, no. Everyone, everyone was too grounded. It was like, I liked it because I like the fact that was the more grounded characters, but it's like nine niggas that punch. And you got to. watched too much shit to like, oh, did you watch fucking Falcon and the Winter Soldier? Yeah. Did you watch the second wasp thing?

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None of those. I watched a recap. There's a recap guy that does like two, three minute recaps or something. Yeah, that's a big problem. It's like it's, it's, just reboot the universe. Comics do that all the time. Just do it. I don't even think reboot the universe.

I think it's just take a long break. It's take a, take a like a, well, I guess, yeah. I say take the break into the reboot of the universe. Yeah, both. Take the break into the reboot of the universe. Hell yeah. The way I look at it is like you have Spider-Man now. You have everything that you need now.

Right. Why not jumpstart again? Just like they're doing comics, except now you actually. can start it from a place where you have actually everything. And you can start it properly. Marvel doesn't really restart, but I think it'd be fine. I think it'd be fine. Get your new Wolverine.

Yeah, get a new Wolverine. Establish your new Spider-Man. Establish your new Spider-Man. I think it would be a way to go to Holland now. I think he's like, I think he's a decent place for him. He's had three movies already. Yeah, I think he's like... He has one more.

I'm like, get him out of here after that. I don't care. I think he has more than one more. Oh, God. Until you're going to be fit until you know. Until you're 90. Yeah, yeah. Like, Ian McKellen, like,

they got fucking, you know, all these old people coming out, Alan Cummings, like Nightcrawler and he's clearly not. Like,

what are we doing, man? I don't know. They're going to bring back fucking Wilm to foe again. Yeah. Like the 10 spider rat movie. Yeah,

it's me again. It's me again. I'm still here. My back. I was old in the first place. Yeah. So. I love that scene.

Where he's in a mirror. He's a. it's a. It's going to be like that scene Like, why does he do that? It's going to be that scene. It's going to be like that scene in the Irishman where like they're going to de age old defoe

and all these actors. But it's going to be like that scene of the Irishman where like Robert De Niro kicks that guy on the ground. You ever see that shot? Yeah, yeah. And it's clearly a 90 year old man. Yeah, and he's kicking a guy. And he's like barely.

It's like it's taking him everything to just stay rigid so he doesn't topple over and fall into ash. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That clip is crazy. Everybody watched that scene from The Irishman. It is crazy. They deaged, um...

Everyone. Everybody, but Robert De Niro... I mean, deaging looks good, to be fair. Like, it's actually... It's not bad. It's really good. But, like, when they're moving, man, like when they're doing shit that they...

Clearly a younger guy supposed to be doing... Yeah, my... You're... You're... Just get a young guy. Just get a guy. They're old... Just cast a younger that.

It's like, okay, like, I don't know, man. How many doppelgangers I see constantly online of just like... looks like fucking bad person when they were younger that's crazy. Absolutely. Just get one of those. I don't know,

man. I think I don't know. I love Marvel comics and I think the problem is that it's not for the masses. I think it's not for the masses and I think they have to stop making it for the masses and I think that needs to be

the biggest paradigm shift where it's like this is, it had its moment in the sun where it was like the pop culture thing and that is dope you made your bag from that but now make it for people that will like it. Don't aim it to be for everybody. Dang it.

Because that's just, No, it's not going to happen, of course. But, like, that's what it should be now. It's like, people are going to complain no matter what. I got an idea. People don't see the good stuff they make. So it's like, what's the fucking point now? Like, just make it for people that are going to like it.

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way we can probably get away with doing it. Yeah. It's so far in the background it can't get claimed. Yeah. I think it's actually kind of brilliant. Yeah. I was thinking I was like, what if we just had something in the back? At first I thought a little bit about it as like a timer. Yeah. But like. Because we talk about doing our, uh, the thing where we watch. Yeah, we have to set time aside. Dude, I keep. I'll get to do it later But I'll tell you after But like so much shit

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Let's go. The king of haphazard. But who is he the king of really? Hap hazard. We sent a studio team to investigate. No answers. I'm being drowned and raped as we speak. What's going on here?

I'm sitting here with Chris Hansen. Why? They're questioning each other. It seems like you've, what is it? Well, Tucker, it seems like they kind of sound the same, actually. We found 10,000 children, ball. It seems like you're here. It seems like you're here, Tucker Carlson, to meet a 14-year-old girl.

Wow. I really could have sworn she was younger. I had no idea. If somebody had told me she was that old, I would have passed. I'm an into mature woman. It won't so. All right, bye, guys. Let's get the fuck out of here.

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