The Snark Tank - #357: Lyle's Screaming Meat

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

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How does it feel to be alive? Feels pretty good to be alive. It feels great to be alive. I'm feeling good. Yeah, it feels good. Yeah, it does. Very youthful gentlemen. Yeah, man.

Look good. Yeah, dude. Everything's pretty good, all things considered. So, Jesus Christ. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast, everybody. It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek. It's him, Sweeney.

And we're joined by our buddy over here. We're joined by Lyle. Lyle rat. That's me. You know him. You know him. You might not like him too much. But he's here.

He's here. Whether you like it or not, he's here. Drinking fucking Red Bull out of a glass, like some kind of, some kind of 20th century pervert. Yeah. I like that. You got a sip, we got to sip. We got to absorb the flavor.

You mentioned a good point about like the red four, like them dying. Yeah, yeah. Because Derek had had one. I'm like, do you have an extra one of those? I will pay for it. I didn't offer to pay for it. But just for publicity's sake, I'll say that I did. But yeah, he poured it for me.

And it's why it does it have to be pink? It's in a fucking can. I didn't even know that it was that color, to be honest. No, I didn't either. Do you think they made it clear, but then the can made it pink? Oh, yeah, there's probably some of the rust. There's something in here that shouldn't be in here. That's probably why my kidneys hurt severely after I'm done drinking these.

That's crazy. Every time I drink Red Bull, I have a kidney stone pass immediately. Like, it's interesting. And they just, they're big old, like, they look like, walnut seeds just right out my fucking penis. Are you worried about kidney stones at all? As much as I'm worried about like, I don't know, like the heat death of the universe, like I don't fucking...

They'll get you at some point. Have you had a cancel? Every man will have kidney stones three times in his life. Every single man. I would get a tweez and I'd go in there and yank it out. I'd get active. I'd be like I'm not enduring this. I feel like there's like a bubble gum at the end of a stick kind of method with like some

candle wax or like sounders sound off in the comments and let us know uh yeah like how do you get how do you get a kidney stone out of your penis is no more good after that i feel like after doing that is it's like no it's a disaster you got to get that with a little hook at the end of it so you go and you chisel a little notch into it and then you yank it right on out do you think it's like giving birth where you're like super proud of it no the thing i was actually going for was do you think it's like giving birth where some people are just like oh yeah it didn't hurt at all another people were like, I needed four epidurals. Yeah.

Can you get a cockhole epidural? And then some people were like, you know, that really hurt a lot, but I think it's worth doing it again. Yeah, yeah. It releases the same like pheromones that make you like forget how horrible childbirth is. Maybe I want to try again. Maybe we'll try it again. And then you get postpartum.

I miss my kidneys. I miss my calcified little sediment in my kidneys. Yeah, I heard it was like, because what is it? Like, what is it? Like, what is it? Like, what is it? Like, like, how that even occurs. And I used to worry, like, is that going to, like, is that going to happen to me?

It's soda is what, is the big thing that does. Oh, thank God. I don't drink soda at all. Yeah, it's the big thing that does it. I have, in fact, too little calcium. My bones are brittle as fuck. Are they? Watch this.

He just, you just. Easily stabs it. I've had dreams like that where, like, my bones are, like, really, like, loose. I don't even know how to describe it. Or, like, soft. Like a tooth? Kind of. I guess.

I don't really how to describe it. Like the way a tooth is loose in a gum. That's great. I don't know, man. I don't know, man. I don't have dreams anymore. I turn those off. That's fair.

I have nightmares or nothing. Well, listen. Nightmares or darkness. And I'm awake in the darkness. I'm like, wow. I like darkness. Well, listen, we're joined by Lyle, who just finished work on a screaming meat. Yeah, it's a new pilot.

It's a new animated show, very like space ghost desk, very old school, adult swim type of vibes. If you like this show where it's a bunch of dudes like sitting around a table and trying to be funny, I think you'll like that show where it's a bunch of dudes sitting around a table trying to be funny, but we spend like a year on it because it's animated. Yeah, it's really good. You were showing me constantly for like months showing me like the progress of it. And it was coming along like, dude, Kyle, I hate. Dude, I love that.

I hate the way Kyle looks. I love that. Because I immediately recognized before he explained to me what it was. I was like, that's Kyle. You know, the fucking funniest thing is we were watching like one of the passes on the show. show and Kyle's two-year-old daughter comes into the room and she points at it and she goes, Daddy, is that you? That's crazy.

It's so fucking great. If my daughter recognized you that way, I'd be like, huh? I was like, I tweeted him. I was like, that looks like something that's supposed to be you, but actually is you. Yeah, I don't understand what you meant by that, by the way. It was him. It was like, it's something that looks like it possibly could be you, but it is you. It was based on like a caricature that Monica did of him.

and then it kind of evolved into that. And yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's brilliant. It's like, it's like, it looks enough like him to where, like, if you see him at a place with me, you're like, oh, that's Kyle. Yeah. You know what's funny about it, too, is that, like, because, I think early, I think when I first met you, you were living in that place, right? In the nice box. Yeah, did you ever see it? I never saw it.

It was always this, like, mystical thing to me where, like, you lived in, like, some box above an auto mechanic or something. something and some freak landlord was killing rats. The premise of the show is kind of like, for about like six or seven years, I lived in this, it was an auto shop that got turned into like a duplex. And I had like the back half of the bottom floor. So it was just the place where you would like put the cars on the fucking, the big winch rack things. And there were no fucking windows. And I wouldn't say it's like a purely autobiographical show so much as.

I would say that I was there for so long that that place is like my mind palace Right, you know what I mean? Like that's like my Zen space where I go to like Like kind of kind of that that's like the right what you know kind of thing I have going on So it's like it's set in a very like it's based off the place like in the show it looks almost exactly like it did in real life Actually in real life everything was like primer white Like he literally just took primer and sprayed like all the walls

including like the cabinets and all that kind of shit. So it was like living in an insane asylum. Oh, was there like paint over the light switches and stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Classic. So it was, we actually made it a little more colorful in the show.

It looks a little dirtier, but it's like it, yeah, we tried making it white and it was just like, this is horrible to look at. Yeah. Now it's like this nice, warm beige. It's like a,

it's like a disgusting blanket to wrap yourself in and listen to some dudes talk about some things they like barely understand. Yeah. My favorite review so far, my friend Elliot, I showed it to him before it came out. And he said, I like how these characters kind of know things, but not really. Perfect.

Yeah, perfect. If this ever came out on DVD and there was like a critical accolade, like that would be like front and center. Right. Yeah, yeah. It's perfect. I love the Civil War reenactment stuff. That was my favorite part. I was like, you do my favorite things coming on.

And it's like, you know, this isn't real, right? There's a, there's a, I'm pretty sure it happens. There's a dead on. like a, it's a profile, right? There's a profile shot of Kyle that like really... Yeah. It really unsettles me, but it's really good. Yeah, yeah.

It's great shit. It's weird seeing it because I remember you talking about it a long time ago. And it was always like completely, like, it's fictional in my mind because like, I have no idea what this place looks like. And then you shared a, I think you shared a picture like a side by side of like the drawing and then like what it was. I was like, oh my God. I see it now. I see all the rats. Yeah, we made it, we made it as accurate as we could.

It's pretty good. That's impressive. Best kind of media. This kind of media. Art imitating life, you know. What are you talking about? I don't know. Art imitating life.

You know, art emits life. No. It's never happened. That's never happened. Really? No. Also,

a comedian's never made a show where it's like, the main character's kind of me, but he's not me. That's never happened. No, it's a completely new idea. Have I imagined a lot? What do you mean?

Yeah, I think so. That's interesting. Are you talking about the Cosby show and stuff? Maybe you dreamed. Maybe I'm dreaming right. Now. Yeah, maybe you are. Maybe you dreamed Louis.

You dreamed others. What if I put a gun on a table right now? And I'm like, oh, no, guns. Guys, we'd spin the gun. And then I shoot the guy that you just for it first. That's crazy. Me and Chris did a video like years ago. And there's one part of it that still really makes me laugh where he just like puts a gun on the table.

And he's like, what is that? Is it like, pussy? I forget exactly like what the back and forth was. The therapy one. Oh, yeah. the one that we shot. That was in the Glendale apartment when we lived next to the church. Remember we had to go get the

who was it me or Kyle who had to go like we left the gun in the car but he was part it was like a fake gun by the way we left the gun in the car and the car was parked outside of a church and so somebody had to go grab the gun

outside of the car in front of the church and it looked mega suspicious Kyle finds himself in those like weird Mr. Magoo I'm going to get arrested ass kind of situations a lot. Yeah. Not to go on a podcast and tell my buddy's stories, but he had one where he was working for PBS and he was like kind of sleep deprived.

So it was when Obama was president. It was when Obama was president. And he, every problem. Yeah, yeah. He had like his camera equipment in the bag and they were like, oh, what are you here for? And he completely like without realizing it said, I'm here to shoot the president. and they let him in anyway. That's crazy, actually.

Holy shit, man. He went to college in a red state. Oh, yeah, I mean, I guess. There you go. These things happen, I guess. And Obama was president. Yeah, it's worth noting. It's worth noting.

I want people to remember that. It's usually worth noting when Obama was president. Yeah, things were a little different. They kind of were. It's a little different. I agree. It really feels like, it really, it is great, like, I don't know if, A lot of people blame the pandemic and like maybe, like maybe I'm for Obama, yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Yeah. I mean, there's a lot. There's definitely a line. There's like two steps. And then it's like Obama. Pandemic, you take two steps back. Yeah, yeah. It goes tan suit, pandemic, this.

Right. All Obama all the time. Only plays the hits. Do you remember that when that was like the tan suit was like the crazy? Do you remember when that guy lost his entire career for going like, ah. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to go to three players. Yeah.

Yeah. And then, yeah. Get this fucking dork out of here. What a quaint-ass time, man. It's insane. Like, thinking that that was even in my lifetime feels insane. Remember when they sucked, but they weren't like horrible? Well, no, but like, I remember when it was, never had that.

I remember when it was less obvious, I guess. Or there was, people were less transparent about it. Remember you couldn't Google someone doing a war crime? Yeah. When you were like, oh, let me just Google. Oh, that's extremely terrible. Yeah, you had to keep behind the same. scenes. Those were the days.

Behind the scenes, war crimes. You had to keep it. You had to keep it on the DL, man. Like you were like a gay dude, you know, sucking like a bunch of cock and want people to know. Yeah, like you. It was like the same concept. Yeah, like me. Yeah. I'm talking, I'm talking about me. Personal experience. What do you mean? I'm clearly projecting. You're right what you know. Yeah. Did you ever. Suck a cock? I mean. Oh, excuse me. Sorry, go ahead. What were you going to say? No, I wasn't getting to that quite yet.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. He had an audiobook about his life or whatever. He did the voice acting. Oh, yeah. Get your own damn fries. I know what you're talking about. The voice actor Lisa Simpson was a part of it too.

Wait, really? Did she say the same? She was, yeah, she said it was either it was going to be her or him

to do it to play him. It was a neck and neck right. It was like Lisa Simpson or Obama for the part of Obama. Obama.

And it was close. And she missed an audition. They were like, sorry, you almost had it. But we had to give it to Obama. It turns out.

Our second choice. Yeah, that's wild. The Lisa Simpson, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yardley Smith. I want to say.

That sounds right. but I don't know. Imagine an autobiography being made about someone immediately. What do you mean? Like a biopic. Like a biopic of someone that's like 25. I feel like that's happened. Really?

I feel like I recall like really quick turnarounds for certain. Or like there would always be like in recent years, I feel like I've noticed it with like true crime stuff. There would be like the second, almost the second you hear about it. There's like a deal in place for like a Netflix documentary about it. If the person is still alive and in jail, do they have to like get their rights to, you? use their likeness or is that... You lose your rights, Lyle. Duh.

Do you... Your intellectual property rights? I think so. What if you're like... I think you're just a vessel at that moment. Like the Wolf of Wall Street guy. Did he have to like sign off on that or... Did he give him the rights of the Wall Street?

I don't know. I don't know any of that works. I actually don't know the edge of that question. I could have sworn you had to die. Okay, Derek. Yeah, I'd press her too. Derek, go to prison on it. And then I'm going to make a buy a pickup bunch that's completely a lie.

Yeah. If you didn't, it would be boring as shit. Derek, Derek loved the polka music. Yeah. And that'd be the thing you have a bunch of polka tattoos and you'd have like fucking Liederhosen's a year instead of. That's a great. That is a furious lie because that's the Lerhors?

What are you saying? Aren't Lerhosen? I don't know what Lederhosen is? Leaderhosen's? I thought you'd know. I don't know why this guy. They're like a, I know it's like a funny thing you say when you're doing a German, offensive German impression.

Yeah. Which I will not do. This guy knows a lot of German stuff It's weird to me I don't know a lot of I just like two German names I love Brumhilda I like Griselda

They're named Brumhilda He loves that fucking Nazi Like war song Okay No no no no no no He loves that shit So sonically I do like that song Is it like the ace of bass guy

Are you talking about ace of base No You do know that Right What's the ace of bass thing The producer who wrote all the music for Ace of Bass was like a full blown like

fucking like Goebel's like music writer for Nazis That's great Well you know what Cheers Just crack this one open Porn out for Yosef Gorbils I don't know man

That's that's actually wild The German market I guess it's like the Hugo Boss thing with like the You know he's a fashion guy You know what the wild thing to me is Is there's like there's like a tom You know how like Tolkien fans They'll be like

Oh yeah, there's this character. His name is Tom Bombadil, and he could, like, beat Sauron's ass, and he just comes in for, like, five minutes and leaves. There's, like, a Holocaust guy like that. Like, Hitler had, like, an evil twin named Himmler who had, like, a double mustache in the middle. I'm not making this up. This sounds like completely fake. He was real.

I'll look it out. And he was, like, more racist. And he got, like, retconned out. I don't know why. Heinrich Himmler? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I've got, like, a double. He's literally got, like, the double.

double Hitler mustache. I don't think Kimmer has the double stash. Oh, he doesn't. Maybe I just, maybe I just want that to be the case really bad. I literally took it. You took it and you changed the plot line. I love that idea. I, I want, the idea that he's the top bombadillo.

I desperately want to, I wish that was true. This is crazy. Lyle took this and did a movie adaptation version of what Netflix does the manga. Yeah, yeah. And all did it and made it cooler. Hopefully it's like the 80s one where it's like, there's the initial one that's, that's like, whatever, and then there's the 80s one that people say is the classic, and then there's the, the 2010 onward reboot that

nobody likes. So hopefully Himmler with the double mustache is like, is like the 1980s, like, good one and not like the sole good idea. Like, you know, the new Robocop where he's a lungs for a little bit. Oh, yeah. That seems cool, but the rest of it fucking sucks ass, you know. But I like that he's, there's a new Robocon? I like that he's a lung. Well, 2012. It's, you know, oh, well, 2012, 2013. I forget that that's when they started era. That's fucking what, like 13 years ago now? Yeah, it was quite a while ago.

It is upsetting. That is the new. I guess I just like, I thought new like isn't like more recent. Because now I remember like total recall, right? They did another one of those around the same time. They also did Judge Dred. That was right.

That was good though. Dread is good. What bothers me is that like the new Robocop did not have enough profiling because the first movie was just profiling. Like it was crazy. It was. It was straight up profiling. It was PG-13, which is like,

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepiebel.com for an office near you. I'm sorry, the most memorable parts in Robocop are some of the most gruesome parts. Yeah, yeah.

It's like, say, like, shooting the racists and the balls is probably one of the, like, one of my favorite fucking things of all time. Have you played the game? Your move, bitch-ass nigger. And then I was like, whoa. Oh, that's crazy. Why'd you call them that? Why'd you call him that?

He ain't even black. I played, yeah, I played it recently on the PC game pass. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Rogue City. Yeah, that's cool. You get points for shooting people in the dick, apparently. It was way better than I thought it was going to be.

I haven't gotten around to it. I downloaded it and then it crashed immediately. And I was like, I don't have the picture. If you can get it for like under 10 bucks, I think it's like a great, like, under $10 game. It's like, it's the novelty wears off. And then you're like, okay, whatever. But like, for a little bit, you're like, Like this is fucking perfect.

And you can throw a guy like 90 feet into a wall. It's fucking. No, not at all. Not at all. It's the one drawback, but it's, but it's accurate.

It is accurate. It looks like it works. It looks like it works about like I think I was, I could have a good time with it. So you're just fucking shit up. It bothers me so much. It's like, why can't he just move quickly?

Give him rocket boots or some shit. Well, it was the, you might like the 2012 Robocop. He also is a lungs. He has a lungs for a little bit. He is a, when you see like him, he's like, oh, fuck, where's my dick? And then that's pretty much.

That is true. The most significant part of that. Yeah. And that's what he would. The whole thing, he gets his dick back at the end. And he spins it around in his hand. Would you go cyborg if he lost your dick? Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. If I can hook up nerves to a new penis, then I'd be good to do it. I don't need anymore. I'm out here. I'm not old enough to retire my penis. I'm a ruling in the world with my fucking no longer need to sleep type shit. What's the proper age to retire your penis, you think? I would say like, I would say about 50, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, maybe 29.

30, maybe 20. I feel bad for your partner. That's crazy. No, I, like a battery pack out Xbox control. Take it off, put it on the ground. I, I have been in this, this amazing five-year relationship where we still haven't fought, weirdly enough. So I always tell Monica, I'm like, if you ever died, I do this? And she's like, why do you keep saying if, if I died, can it just be like, if we weren't

together anymore. I'm like, you know what it would fucking take. You beautiful, bitch. But yeah, if she died, I would, I would cast the thing into the sea like the fucking brooch from Titanic and I would just be free. I'm a free man to live life on my own terms. You know what I mean? I feel like it would be free. I live in a van in Las Vegas. I would give up my genitals for like 75 cents and a peg of a Lamax. 75 cents is worth nothing now. Yeah. Yeah, but that's the point. That's crazy. But you go back in time and that's where like $8. That's true.

You go back to the gyver. And $8. And $8 can buy you a house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, you work that. But then you can't have kids and tell them how much harder you had it. Oh, that is true.

That's the only reason why you have kids. You could do like some like fucking human centipede like semen in a syringe kind of stuff. You know, I guess. I want to adopt. That's another. That's another. That's the weird of shit. by you guys, right?

What if, what if, you know, we like to, they like to blame the old people for not keeping fixing things. You know, they had it great.

What if, you know, the millennials, what if they're super retarded because all of their sperm, the baby boomers and gin Xers sperm was just full lead. Yeah.

Oh, that doesn't help. Yeah. And if they weren't full lead, and also eating lead pencils and lead toys. Lead pencils. Everything is ultimately their fault.

what you're saying. Like, what if, yeah, what if, it's our fault. You sound like you have lead. I have so much lead in my body that I'm in so much pain. You have genetic lead. Yeah. I'm genetically lead. If they did a spine tap

of you, it would just be pencils coming out of you. If you rip my skin off, I look like the silver surfer. Like, it's fucking... But lead. But lead. The lead surfer. That's so stupid. Dude, my Catholic school, like the Catholic school I used to go to, Like, I found out recently in the last couple of years that it, like, collapsed during the pandemic, I guess.

Oh, yeah. The rain or whatever. Yeah. And they were like, yeah, there's like, shit tons of lead here. Makes sense. I like that. Yeah, I'm like, and what's crazy about it is I remember people, I remember kids eating that paint. I remember, like, I never did that.

I never did it. Like, like the peeling thing. The glue would entice me. I would never do it. The glue getting stuck on your fingers and you peel it on. The paste. The paste. The paste.

actually smelled good. It enticed me. I'm like, no, not today. I don't know the paste. Smelt to it. That was a little minty.

It was a little paste. And I was like, why would you do that? It had the orange, purple and like, I don't know, maybe green like a little sticker on the front of it. We had like a big,

like a big bucket of the paste. A pale actually. You fucking ripped that shit off and it had this weird minty smell to it. I'm like, why would they do that? We had a, why would they do that? We had an incident at our elementary school.

We're very, very briefly. They started using. this grass fertilizer that was like it was like almost like sugar cube looking but it was like in flakes and like it was like a Simpsons episode where it was like for like

a day or two it was like really really cool to eat them and it was like it was like a fad yeah yeah like I gave one a lick and I didn't like it so I was like fuck that but like yeah I remember some kid being like yo check this out and he like opens his pocket and he has a whole pocket full of it and he's like

you can't have any and I'm just like cool man That's grass fertile. That's so crazy. I remember that same kid. He brought like a full bottle of like seracha into class. And he was like, look at me. I'm Charzard.

And he just like drank it while looking horribly uncomfortable. And he was like, you can't have any. And it was like, okay. I knew. I knew a kid named Tyler who like who would suck on coins. You know they put them on dead people's eyes, right? What? Yeah.

That's like Greek shit. No, that's in the mouth. No, I thought it was just a, I thought it was just like a funeral home thing. What do you, the coins? Yeah, it's like when they're like embalming on. Catholics did it too. They put coins on the fucking eyeballs. Why?

Fuck if I know. I don't know. Maybe this is just some dumb ass thing my mom told me. It was like a tradition. So I wouldn't suck on coins. It was supposed to be like carrying the, the boat, the ferry for the dead. Oh. He would give that so he would collect a payment.

I don't think it's a Viking thing. I think there's actually something in the embalming process where it's like, Either you buy a thing that does that or you just use a quarter because you're cheap. That's what I'm saying. I was wondering is it like a utility thing where like they need to keep the eye open and a coin is like just the right size? I think so. Yeah. I don't know.

I never I never question it to be fair. Initially I might have lived my whole life thinking about coin eyes and never. Initially it was fair for it because like in in like a small. The old fucking mythology right where there's still had like a lot of Roman Greek. shit and the Catholic church was kind of sharing a lot of that same mythos that they would, you needed money you, it's crazy, you needed money to pass over

to, otherwise the fairies. So you're saying, you're saying, you're saying kind of like how there's like, there's like a, there's like a historical reason why a bunch of Indians run 7-Elevens, like a bunch of Roman Greeks run funeral homes and kind of a same. What's that reason? I don't remember, there's like, there's like actually like some kind of thing where it's like in like the 70s or 80s

it was like the most like affordable way to like get a visa and like open a business for like yeah and so it was like it was like a thing that that they used for for that there's a whole bunch of weird like lineages like that like with cops and donuts yeah it was because like I think like Cambodian immigrants

opened up donut shops and they were they didn't have a culture of like closing early so they were the only people open they were the only places open late enough for cops to get shit done it and now and now we associate cops with donuts forever all because of the fucking Cambodians. How dare you? Interesting.

Yeah. It's like the neighborhood kids that like would hunt and eat the cats in my old neighborhood when I grew up. Oh. Oh. Yeah. They were eating the cat. They would hunt the wild cats.

They were Haitian too. Interesting. It's, it's grace. They were Haitian and Jamaican kids. Oh, oh, man. So he was right.

I never did it. You did. I've absolutely. I never, I never, I never once hunted and ate a stray cat. Why do you have to like a stray? Yeah.

This thing just goes like Petco. No, I go to people's house. Who's houses? Let that cat out right now. Let the cat out right now. I want to chase it. That one's got a soul.

Have you guys been fucking around with Silk Song at all? Yes. Oh, man. I didn't take a break when I finished the show because right as I was finishing, they were like, Silk Song comes out in two weeks. I'm like, guess I'm still going. And that's when it. So I like mainlined it like this weekend.

Oh, yeah. Did you finish it? I saw credits. There's more after that. Yeah. Yeah. You finished. That's crazy.

I'm not anywhere even close. I played. I played all of Hollow Night. I tried to do the. No hit run failed instantaneously almost. And I was like, well, this is bullshit. And then I just started playing Sok Song. That game's really good.

It's real good. It's real good. That's my game of the year, honestly. I don't think it's the best game, but it's my favorite game so far. Soxong? It's really good. But I love Metroidvenias. I think that's like the scratch it for me.

I have a hard time with sequels being game of the year unless they're like crazy. You know what I mean? That one's like, what does that mean? I just feel, I don't know. I feel like something like Expedition 33 to me is like more of a game of the year because it's like. It's the 30 third one, you dumbass. You're right. You're right.

I don't know what I was thinking, actually. God, damn. It's really good, though. I didn't love the first holiday, though, mainly because I just, I wasn't. I love a holiday. Silk Song is paste better. Like, it gets you rolling a lot quicker.

True, yeah. I, like, spent a long time in the original Holland being, like, where's my dash, dude? I think the problem with Sox Song, Soxong has some wild bosses. Yeah. They're fun, though. It has some wild.

The flying ones piss me off. I got to say. I like all soul games. So I'm like I'm good with that it got harder. But like I could see somebody who like barely beat the first hollow night and really liked it just being like this sucks. Because yeah, it's it's brutal. There's a few bosses that I'm like, this is hilarious. It's the run back.

It's running back to the stage. There's runbacks. And then like if I'm going to go on like a really short like rant tangent, it's like certain bosses have like. ads or like kind of physicsy moves that they can't really perfectly design around. So they'll like boxed you into a corner. And then and then you take like two damage from almost everything and you take two damage from like running into a boss that's not doing anything. So there will be points where like an ad or like a like a physicsy thing will box you into a corner. You'll get hit by that and then you'll bounce into the boss and get hit by that and then just die.

And that kind of feels bad. That's like my one like shining complaint about that game. but otherwise it's really fucking good the movement is with ads in any game it's obnoxious so far there's there's only been like

three that I really really hated and two of them are the same boss like there's one that you double fight and it's like the worst boss in the game yeah the movement is fun the movement's great yeah yeah and all the shit you get the dash it's like okay I can play now

and all the shit you get is create like the fucking tools I'm like this is just fucking bananas yeah I like his I like his I like, I don't know, I like the diagonal, the diagonal die. I saw a lot of people having problems with it. I missed the polo, but I get it. I, at first I was like, this is weird.

Now I'm, now I'm kind of used to it. Yeah. No, I like it. Because I unlocked the one that isn't diagonal. And I was like, I want the diagonal back. I like the polo, though. Yeah, I never, I never got far. Because the polo and hollano, same, just beats a bunch of bosses.

Oh, yeah, it's like super safe because it's like a little hit box under you. Yeah, it's really unfair. It's like, like I, the final boss, the radiance. I beat it almost exclusively like that. I just pogoed it the whole fucking time. And my girlfriend was like, are you ever going to turn out? I was like, if I don't need to, no, I'm just going to keep hitting it in the year. And she's like, this is dumb.

And I was like, yeah. I guess that's how magicism, like, Eldon Ring or some shit. Yeah. Yeah. You just said your mimic and you go back and you fucking Kamia Mae or somebody. Yeah, like, I'll do it again. You can play. I definitely mimicked my way through a lot of Elven Ring.

I was like, I don't know. I'm not doing it. I'm not 15 anymore. Like, I don't get, I don't know if I don't get the same satisfaction from beating. Like, there's a, there's a number of times that I'm willing to die by a boss before the level of satisfaction completely dissipates for me. Where I'm like, I can die probably 20, 25 times. That's a lot, but like I can do it.

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I'm like, all right, I'm just, something's wrong. I shouldn't be here. But if I'm like, if I'm fighting a boss and I'm able to like at least hurt them, or I see where I'm making mistakes, I'll keep fighting them. I guess.

Maliketh and Elder Ring, to me was like, I would send my mimic into that fight. I'd be like, I got to figure something out. I'm not doing that. I definitely like the first time I played Eldon Ring, I played it wrong. Because my way to do open world games now is the first run.

I just, I blitz the story. And I go, is that worth like replaying? Yeah. And if the answer is yes, then I'll go through. And on the second run, that's when I'll do all the stuff. Because then it gives you like stuff you didn't see the second time. I feel like that's generally a better way to do it. But yeah, Eldon Ring, I ended up with like a completely involuntary, like,

glass cannon build that like wasn't fun at all to play by. end of it because I was just like everything was one-shotting me so I just kind of threw my hands up and went I guess I'm just putting everything into damage and uh yeah but the second run was super super fun and I tried not to mimic but but dude that like last DLC boss I was just like fuck this like that that game is I was just like

I just want to see the cut scene man it's obnoxious I uh I heard how obnoxious it was and I think unfortunately for me uh Dark Souls 3 was so perfect for me couple with the DLCs that I was like that was this obviously I played Eldon Ring I beat it two times and I'm like I'm I don't want any more other ring I still I'm still in love with Dark Souls 3 like that experience was so precious to me that I'm like I don't want to play hard stuff anymore I don't want it like

if it gets too too hard I'm like I'm good bro you've reached a point where like you've spent so much time on a boss there's like I could have done so much more I could have either seen more of the game in that time or just done other things I'm That's where I'm at now, where I'm just like, I don't know. I scrub the entire game when I play games. The second time I beat Balders Gate 3, I did everything. There was nothing left. How many times you've beaten Balders Gate 3?

Jesus Christ. That's so much. How different is it, like, to replay? If you play it as a Darker, it's a different game, shit up. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's still the same point, but you do like, why. Like, if you play as a bad person, you fuck that world up really bad. In the span of, like, maybe a month of a game.

existing in it. It's pretty fucked up. I mean three times, but the two times I, uh, I put on, when I'm traveling, I just put on, I put my speed up like three X or something. Because like, I just feel like I'm not moving quick enough, especially I'm always some giant motherfucker. And so I'm like, I switch it up a little bit, but I've never been like, oh, so small that I can travel like a further distance quicker. But if you just put everything like, you know, everything's like you see fire, it's like, and then like I just turn it off when I'm ready to like fire interact or something like it significantly cuts the time. But it's unbelievable.

There's a lot of time you spend traveling in the game. It's a lot. Too much, in my opinion. But it's a great game. Yeah, for sure. Well, do we want to move on to, uh, okay. Okay, curious. All right.

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But there's always like a few people that that's true of. And I'm always bewildered by that. It's always funny when there's somebody writes in today or like recently when they're like, hey, I've been, this is the first time writing it. I was like, why? Why have you written me before? What are you like someone's like jilted aunt? Like why didn't you send me a thank you card?

Why haven't you sent me a Thanksgiving card? That's crazy. I'm talking to me and my family more. Okay. Oh, I don't care. I don't care. That's why I told you.

It seems like you care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Do you want to talk about it? I don't cut the cord so there's no obligations when they get old. Yeah.

Exactly. I'm smart. Smart man. I'm going to shut up. This is the time to do it between like 30 and 40. That's when you got to, you know. That's when you got to start rivalries with your family. Get a little bit more and more distant and like, you know, like try to get them to say the thing that ends it.

Yeah. I'm pulling plus left and right. You don't log into Facebook at all. Notice every year that you're getting fewer and fewer happy birthdays. Did you notice that? I noticed that a little bit. Yeah, of course. Because like, who cares?

I'm gone. Yeah. Like, I'm not there. They know I'm not there. They know I never respond. I'm not on Facebook. Are you kidding? I go on Facebook every now and again out of sheer curiosity to see like the on this day thing.

Just to see like what I said on today and like two. 2009 and it's always cringe. Yeah, I have that, but it's like I posted like four times in 2010. So it's always the same fucking thing. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, like I don't use Facebook, but it's now linked to the Instagram that I started using. Right. Now it's like I see like, you have like 30 comments on Facebook.

I'm like, oh, Facebook is, I guess growing. Maybe I should acknowledge that, but I never actually look at it, look at it. Early I had a Facebook page or whatever. and then I was just like, like for the channel or whatever. And I was just like, at a certain point, I just hated going on it because it's such an ugly website. And it's so full of, I get notifications from like shit that has nothing to do with me. What I'm just like, I don't care about it. This is ridiculous.

What I do on Facebook is I create an alternate account where I spread nothing but anti-black sentiment all over Facebook. Okay, why? That's good. We're going to move on to questions. This is like the saddest case of like an AI took my job. But it's just me. Kinksn't Kinks took my job

Okay so flicking a booger with a bloody With a bloody tail That lands on your lip Rode in Oh god That was the name I thought that was the setup

To the question No no these names are These names are wild And they're always Deeply unpleasurable to read You have to put that in front of a It's worse It's worse

I guess I guess I was just like It was so perfectly In the shot It was kind of So I generally have a rule about Christian questions that I don't

answer them because it's just whatever we get it what is the what's the question but this one I think is like it's phrased interestingly enough okay what do you predict what happened to your co-hosts if they put on the sonnachew medallion so obviously there's the the rule here is that this thing is clearly cursed

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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hey, do you know anybody that bought like a replica of the medallion? It's a regular person. Something bad happened to them. But the thing that's consistently happened is somebody with prominence, they wear it, right? Bad shit happens to him. Yeah, yeah. Without fail, apparently. Yeah.

To be fair, Chris Chan is a prolific cursor. Like the old, old school Chris Chan would throw like cursier, hame Haas at people. Oh, yeah, that's right. So maybe that's where all that dark energy went is into the medallions. And yeah, it seems like when people put them on, it's like always like a combination of some sort of like extreme mental break and like yeah some some like act of god that like strikes them perpendicular it's crazy there is like a babadook attached to each one of these things or something like it is really like strange yeah i don't know what happened to i don't know probably nothing

no well something would happen clearly because it's cursed i think i think i think lily would leave you probably whatever you're double cursed what do you what if you get what if you put on tomb that that's not how that works man If you get lung cancer and then prostate cancer, you don't like, it doesn't nullify the cancer, you just have two cancers. That's interesting. Is it? I didn't believe what I said that.

I just said it. I think Lily would leave you. I think that that would be your curse. I heard if you get two cancers that cancer each other out. They cancer each other out. Cancer each other out. I can't have, like Burns. He has every problem so he can't die.

Right, right, right. So everything's dormant. Mr. Burns? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's perfect. Oh, that's right. That was like a thing, right? They're trying to push everything through the door to that you can't die from it.

So I'm indestructible. No, no, not at all. He was the slightest breeze. Indestructible. That's a classic. What season? That's early, right? Early.

It's early enough for sure. Well, it's super early now because we're on like season 58. It's fucking crazy. It's pretty good. 9,000 of the simple. Hey, it's me. It's great.

It's all RFK. She sounds like Dobby. Yeah, yeah. She sounds like Smigel. insane. The low liquid that he puts in his water is for my it's blue

it's a blue dye. It's my armard. I love you, me. Man, what's crazy is like, Simpson's, they're all yellow five,

right? Yeah, they're, Oh my God, you throw RFK into the world of the Simpsons as he is and he's freak of the fuck out. He ignite like a vampire touching a cross.

No, he would be, he would be like killing Simpson and putting them in his like thousand gallon freezer in his garage or whatever. Yeah, he'd find a Roadkill Simpson on the street and he'd be like, oh, roadkill Simpson. I got to put him in the back of his car and he drives to an airport. I can't wait to freeze and eat this later. That is such a crazy.

I don't think that story gets enough attention that like he found a roadkill bear as as a world. This isn't like a like a vagrant. Like he's a political figure still. He's got means and he finds a roadkill bear on his way to the air. airport and he's like, I'm going to take this. And then I'm going to go to a bar in Central Park or something. And then I'm going to realize, oh, I can't bring this bear on the plane as if that wasn't clear immediately.

I'm going to hide it in Central Park. My favorite thing about that is that's the version of the story that he told trying to get out ahead of it. So that's like the sanitized version of that story. I never even considered that because it's already crazy enough. I never considered that. That is the craziest thing about it. That is his way of softening the blow of that story.

It's like, listen, I did as many of us would do. You know, we see a roadkill bear. We pick it up. Yeah. I have a freezer, a thousand gallon freezer full of roadkill. Of course, I'm going to pick up the bear. The bear is an exotic meat. Right.

I'm going to pick it up. I'm going to put it in there. I feel like him in particular, people just don't look into who he is. I think they find that he's a Kennedy and he's like, oh, they're too enamored. They're too enamored. Of course. I mean a Kennedy. They're too enamored by like, I don't even know, like the character design to go into the lore, I guess.

They won't even see like, you know, what he was about. Like, you know, like what he was actually even like saying because his entire campaign trail was Trump sucks. He didn't drain the swamp. That's true. Yeah, yeah. Get him out of here. He doesn't deserve a second chance. And then just three months, you know, into like, oh, hey, Trump's awesome.

Well, in fairness, it was hard to tell what he was saying. That's the, actually, you just, you solved it. It just sounded like a like a, like a blender crashing off. a roller coaster. He sounds like somebody has a walkie talking and is running up and down the stairs. It's insane. Okay. So, so much of what he was saying was also,

it was, he tweeted it out. Are people reading his tweets in his voice? I don't know about you. You cannot. I always do. So then once you read it in his voice, you don't know what you somehow don't know what you're reading now. I have a confession. I read every tweet regardless of who it's from as if RFK is speaking. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Headlines.

Breaking news. It's like your internal monologue at this point. Oh, Jesus. Imagine that's your genie and he comes on. He's like, he's like, what? He tricks you into wasting all your wishes. It's just completely eligible.

What the fuck, dude. Is a genie allowed to do that? Like, when you're making the wish, can they go like, and like fucking make you say something wrong? Oh, like boo, boo. Yeah, yeah. I guess. I guess like Jafar would do that right.

When you became a genie? Jafar became a genie? Jafar's not real, unlike genies, which are real. My apologies. Sorry about that. If you got a genie, what would you do? My first would be like, I don't know, fucking doom. I don't know if I would keep, I would honestly keep it until I needed it.

I'd fuck the lamp. I wouldn't even wish for that. I just do it. It was all up in a lamp, drown in that porcel. What was that thing that we were talking about with the genie where he's like, the guy just wishes for blumperts. Constantly. Yeah.

He's like, you can wish for anything. I was like, let me get a blumpkin. Such a wish. My girlfriend won't do him. I just,

can you? His first second wish are blumpkins and the genie's like, please, I'll give you two more wishes. And he's like, I'll sit in me

another blumkin. Give me three more blumpkins. I'll take him. I wish for three more. Can I get a couple of? Can I get a costume? Can I get a costume? Can I get

Blumkins in bulk? Yeah. If we do them all at the same time, can it be one wish? If I wish for infinite blumpkins from you, from you. Wait,

that's actually a good question. Like, if I, if I use my first wish to wish for three blumpkins, that's one wish. Yeah, I want three blumpkins.

That's a pretty crazy loop. Yeah, that's the same way. You can wish for like a billion dollars. You could probably wish for three plumpkins. That is a good point. I'd wish for an infinite amount of blumpkins from you in particular.

No, but that's how you end up is the, Blumkin genie. Have you learned nothing? I wish that you would give me an infinite amount of blumkins. Oh, okay. Gently right now. So here's the thing.

What constitutes a blumkin to its completion? This is like the monkeys paw. Like the genie tries to trick you. Right. Because if you do infinite in blunkins, it's like, okay, so I just have to do them until you don't exist anymore. So what if this dude just sucks you off so hard, all your liquids got? Well, that's fine.

that I'm gone. Or what if you wish for infinite it makes you immortal. Yeah. And then you're like the blue guy from the fucking Watchman movie. You're like on Mars getting blumpkins. I wish I wish I could

I wish I could shit whenever I wanted to. I wish I could come anytime I wanted to be instantly and I wish you gave the infinite blumpkins. And it's like, why would you do this? What a waste. I would you do this? I'm like because I want blumpkins.

I'll give me one. Come here. This guy's desperate by the way. He's foraging. He found this. He's, He found he found a genie. He was like perfect.

This is exactly what I was looking for. He went to Egypt and started just digging in sand for months until he found a genie's land. I think that's mummies. And the genie's like, yeah, I think it is. They give you curses, not wishes. But I think you could get a blumpkin curse. Yeah. You could probably get a blumpkin curse.

A mummy comes out and like, oh. And you see hit it, give me a blumkin right now. And it's like, what? He's supposed to be scared. No, I want a blumpkin. I want a blumpkin. Did we talk about this literal thing, the King Tut thing last time I was on here? I feel like we talked about King Tut.

King Tut. I thought I remember something about King Tut and Blumkins. Yeah, yeah. And the like mummy's curse thing, where that comes from is some guy found like the best mummy. It was like the best mummy we've ever found. And then he was just like, mummy. And he started ripping into it. And yeah, all the like mummy goo came out and they all got.

sick and that's what but he was like he was trying to get to the jewelry so he just ripped up the mummy. That's crazy. Yeah. Holy shit. Do they eat their jewelry? No. I guess just the mummy slime from like the way. That was a real question. All you got to get mummy in his tummy in his tummy. All you got to do is take the jewelry

off of him. So like why is he digging? Why is it just in bowling the mummy? No, it's been, I would imagine it's been like embedded for like I mean it's like that video. It's like that video. I've ever seen that video of somebody like popping a whale and it just goes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I saw that video, but there was a person on the whale and they flew. That's crazy. Wait, really? Yeah. I saw one with a guy like in a hazmat suit that's just like, oh shit. Like trying to get away from it.

Decades ago, there's one where it's like crushing cars and shit. Like it was fucking, dude, it was so dangerous. People were. Oh, that one they blew up with dynamite. Yeah. Oh, that's right. It makes me sack as whales. They just, they just blow up already.

They just blow up already if you like. poke them. They pop like a balloon. I don't care what you favorite are. I love whales. I love animals. Too big. Just don't give a shit. Nobody loves whales. I love whales. No, no, you don't. But imagine you're in like murky water. That's unfortunate. That is unfortunate situation where you land in on by a whale.

You know, it's like, well. Do you like that they have knees? They have the bones. That would be knees if they had like legs. Well, they have knees fundamentally. Is that a knee still if you don't have legs? Yeah. You can have a knee with no legs. How? Because it's still, a knee is a knee. I guess a knee is a bone. I don't think it would be called

the knee, though. I think it's called something different. I don't give a sure what it's called. It's a knee. Well, then, why you're calling it a knee that you have to give a shit what it's called? Because you're calling it something. I'm saying it's a knee. Effectively, it's a knee, but... You never seen that footage of the fucking, what is it? The dolphin of the whale or whatever the fucking, it's like in the light and you could see it's like fake legs, the legs underneath its body. Oh yeah, because they were

like a rat at some point. Yeah. See, yeah. C rat. Whale chair reading a whale book. It was incredible. It's crazy. Getting a whale blumpkin. A whale blumpkin. A whale. Wail genie. I am.

The genie comes out of the blowhole. And it's still racially depicted too, but it's just a whale version of it being racially depicted as a genie. Of course. We're a, we're a genies racially depicted? I didn't notice. Well, they look like, you know, the people of the time. Yeah. Genies?

Yeah. Yeah. How come how come there's never been a culture that's like had a religion where like other shit has genies and stuff? You know what I mean? Like anytime there's like a ghost or a genie, it's always like, oh, this is like a guy that grants. your wish, right? Like, how come a rat can't like find a rat genie? Yeah. You know what I mean? Lazy

storytelling. Imagine that. A rat genie finds a rat. Because like, think about this. We all got like, we got knees and we got brains and all these like similar parts, right? You'd think like if a person had genies like rats would also have like animals don't have souls. Aylistic genies. They got all the other

shit. They don't have souls. Is it a genius? Is it a soul? Genies have souls, I guess, too. What the fuck are a genie? Do where the genie go and it die? I don't know. Genie. Where did a genie? Listen, that lamp had to be made by a person.

So does that mean? What was made by a genie? I think the lamp just holds the genie. It's like a cool, but the genie is a different thing. So like, so where did the genie come from? I don't fucking know. I feel like you should know. That's the problem.

Oh. I thought it was like a curse. Like you were cursed to be a genie. No, you're thinking of mummies now. So, oh, so it was like manmade. I cursed you to serve people. Well, no, because isn't that like a thing where like, well, Jafar was.

Well, I don't think the genie's a guy. I don't think the genie's a guy. I think the genie's like a thing and the lamp is like a big butterfly net that they catch it in. Yeah. Yeah. You keep saying Jafar was a genie. Jafar was never a genie. In the canon of Jafar's.

Spoilers at the end he becomes a genie. At the end of which one? The only one is Bugs Life when Jafar becomes a genie. No. It really bothers me that the ants and bugs life have four limbs. They do? Yeah. Oh, because they really, they don't have.

couldn't do extra. There's like, I think literally it was, I think literally it was too expensive. Oh. To do. Wait, don't the cockroach,

he have more, right? They're not the cockroach. The fucking the bad guy. Whatever the fuck he was. The grasshopper. He's got more right. Kevin Spacey. Who played him?

Was the Spacey? I think so, right? I think it was. I think it was a, it was a disgraced person. Do you see that? Did you see that video of Kevin Spacey like after he got canceled where he was like,

let me be Hopper? And he came back and he's like, I really want to be the bug again. I really want to be the bug again. Let me be the bug. You never saw me die as the bug. Was that after that? I went under a bunch of acorns, but you never saw me die or whatever the fuck happened. Dude, the video of him like pretending to still be Frank Underwood after.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. crazy man have you seen that video Kaysen? No he like you do you know

house of cards Of course Have you seen it? Most of yeah I saw like the first episode three times I was like I give up But

I don't know I just I couldn't get it I was I don't know For some reason I'm sure it's good I just like For some reason It just didn't take with me

I heard that there was I heard that there was a scene In that show Because Colin brings it up All the time Where like he goes like Is that a PlayStation Vita Yeah

He's like he's like big into The Democratic He peruses the PlayStation store. Frank O'Doward, like, canonically. The congressional whip. This is the older 1886. It was quite a steal for the prize. It was just as stupid as I'm because they tried to do that for Ice T and Law & Order SVU.

Like, he's like, I love Xbox. I love, like he was like they try to make. That's weird, though. He says it's better than Civilization 4 with the Brave New World Expansion Pack. I'm like Shut the fuck up Shut up That's a core man

It's like I'm remembering that so vividly as you said it He's actually He actually does play games though That's what's so weird about it I feel like he I mean that's got to be a brand deal right If he's name dropping I feel like he's absolutely

He was in Gears 3 He's like Snoop Dog He plays a character in Gears of War 3 Like actually I don't remember I can't remember what his name is but it's like, it's so clear. It's like Marcus Phoenix.

It's so, it's hysterical because it's so clearly iced tea. Like, you can't disguise that. Like, he's not a voice actor. That's true. Oh my God. It's cold letter. How are you doing?

That's crazy. That is so trash. That would be like a good like company name. Cold letter. Cold letter at LLC. That's not bad. Cold letter media LLC. Yeah.

What do you mean I'm a cold letter? What do you mean? I got news. I got news. What's the news? What was that from? I got news for you. That means you're gay.

It's literally the down low episode where the dude, D.L. You know what DL is? It's mostly pertains to the negroid community. You don't got to say Nogroid. That's a crazy. This is black. Androids. Come on.

Oid means like. That doesn't mean you are. I feel like the head measure kind of fucking people use that one. Yeah. Negroids. Oh, Oid, Oid. And Greg Underwood would be used it.

Oid means like not human. Like a human like thing, but it's not human. That's why you don't say Oid. So that's why it would be, yes, that's why I understand it's very disrespectful. Oh, okay, never mind. We're doing, anyway, my chain of thought was completely raped. Sorry.

Sorry, my Eid Freud front is in you. Yeah, whatever I was saying, I'm sure it was hilarious. I don't fucking remember. I'm sure it was hilarious. These things happen. every now and again. What is this? What is this?

We got down low. I don't know if we have anything to say about this, but it's a question and I'm going to read it. Okay. I didn't read it at a time. Okay. We'll see how it goes. Oh, horse from the from Stallions of the Dead. I still don't know what this is.

What is Stallings of the Dead? Probably a movie about dead horses. Or probably not real, but maybe. Or zombie horses. It sounds real. Whatever. You guys occasionally bring up Stavi. Is it Stavis?

Stavis. Yeah. Star Rosakis Oh yeah Did you see You know the Comtown podcast Do you heard of that shit? I've heard the name

It's Adam Friedland Was on it Nick Mullen Jewie Bug that has the Adam Friedland show Joey Bug is crazy I mean that's that's it's lore It is what he said

It is what he described And then Nick Mullen He's some guy He just fucked off And then Stalkis He's fat Kind of bald long hair You might have seen him

He's gonna be in this new movie With Emma Stone I feel like I've probably like seen something with these people in it I just never sure But did you see that he guest started on Burt Kreischer's podcast for a month For a month?

Yeah Apparently everyone is just hate watching the show And we're ecstatic to have an actual funny host That leads me to my question If you guys let someone host instead of you for a week And everyone unanimously like them more How would you move forward with the show? Oh my God, it'd be so easy

Oh so that'd be crazy Because Were you gonna say go ahead Oh what were you gonna say? No no What were you going to say? No, just just people picking backing off of what he said because

Two Bears One Cave was a podcast that used to be liked years ago by Bert Kreiser and Tom Segura fucking I always thought it was weird because it was funny when Burke Kreischer was a punching bag on the show because he's so easy to make fun of but then he started being like oh people are making fun of me too much

and then it immediately got shit in my opinion I guess so years later they're like doing Hollywood stuff in movies so they got Stravros Hawkees and Chris DeStef knows if you know that guy. Yeah, I think kind of, yeah. He's the guy who looks like an action hero kind of guy. Yeah, yeah, he does, you wouldn't think he's a comedian Roth first back because he kind of has this build that like he would probably try to play like a handsome football

player in like teen movie or something. He looks like he would bully Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect description. And so yeah, people loved it. And then when the original guys came back, they're like, fuck. It was like, it ruined them essentially for the So he was like their Urkel. Well, I guess Urkel never left, but. Oh, yeah. I guess. Yeah, I know what you mean.

If Urkel left it. Yeah. That would be an interesting thing if Erkel just was like, I'm out. Yeah, they're like, well, we did the show without him before we could do it again. I can't even imagine. That'd be so. Yeah. Did the non-Urkel episodes like, did they just cut those from syndication?

No, I watched them. I watched a lot of Family Matters. Did you actually? Prove it. My sister was at that age where, like, family matters was like actually a real show for her, you know, Like, because we kind of caught it afterwards. Prove it. What episode and what season did Stephanie get E. coli?

Stephanie's not a character. Stephanie's a character from, from what's about, from Full House. That's not the same Stephanie, fool. More than one person could be named Stephanie. The only step in that show is Stefan and that's Urkel. That's what I meant. He's talking about. What was the bit?

Why was Carl Winslow? What happened with this? Black? Yeah, that's it. No, Carl Winslow was, what was this where he's, he has to. The lead is catching up with him. Like, okay, so Laura Winslow is being held hostage for some reason. And I don't remember why.

I think, I remember there being like someone had a gun at like the, like the, like the juke spot they would go to. It was kind of like real or is this. So no. I think I remember. There was a bit. No, there was a, no, I'm talking about a bit in this podcast. Oh, I don't remember. I don't know.

Like there was, it was like, what was it? We never were like Carl Winslow, we caught Carl Winslow. We were like, you got to jack over front of your daughter or we kill you. We kill, we kill Laura. We'll kill Laura if you don't jack off in front of your daughter. Then when he finishes, you kill her anyway. That is so fucking evil. I don't remember why, though.

Why was that brought up? That was you guys fucking. That was me. I don't remember why I said it. I wish, ah, yeah, I'm not going to remember. That is so, that is so joker. picture that. That is so like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

It's killer anyway. Oh, this is a clear condition. So this is a fun one. So first of all, I don't know. I don't know how to answer it. I guess like whatever. Like, it would be fine. Like, I don't know.

I would kidnap psychic pebbles. Zach? Yeah. Can you say Zach? Yeah. No, well, if I say Zach, if I say Zach, that's nebulous.

No. No. I guess. There's no other Zach. For us, we know what Zach. There's always been one Zach. There's always ever going to be one, Zach. Exactly.

Zach Brath is dead. Zach Galifax. Zach Braff keeps getting in drunk driving incidents and having to do PSAs. Is that real? I don't know. I just remember my dad telling me that like he was doing a PSA and my dad was like, you know why they do these? Anytime you see a celebrity doing this is because they got like a drunk driving thing and

this is what they do instead of community. service. I could believe that actually. That makes perfect sense. But my dad also told me that fucking Owen Wilson plummeted down an elevator shaft and that's why his nose is fucked up. Oh, that's right. What? That's a, yeah. And he landed directly on his nose. I've been doing this bit and you know what? I'll invite because we're so deep into the episode, I'll invite your audience to do this bit for people. So my dad told me that completely in earnest. I was like, why is his nose that way? He's like, oh, yeah, I tried to kill himself jumping down an elevator shaft.

And, like, my dad's a funny dude, but that is not his sense of humor at all. Right. So he wasn't joking. And I just kind of went around believing that until, like, a few years ago, like, semi-recently. I was like, I was like making like Owen Wilson falls down an elevator shaft jokes and no one would laugh at him. And I was like, I guess we just got a bunch of fucking pussies in this room. Okay. And then I learned that that's not even true.

And then I asked my dad, why did, why did you tell me Owen Wilson like jump down an elevator shaft trying to kill himself? And he was like, I don't, I didn't, I don't remember telling you that. I don't think I ever heard that. So yeah. Now, now, now, now it's something I intentionally do as a bit. I just tell people that as a factoid and like let it, let it live hoping that they repeat it three or four times being like, why is nobody getting my Owen Wilson elevator shaft jokes? And then if I remember to tell them two years late, I don't know if I did it to you actually. you did do it to me. I think I might have done it to you. I think you did. And then I said, is that, is that real? And I was like, this doesn't sound real, but I think I believed you. I just pretend like it's real. Or now I will bait myself into making a joke and be, what, what, you didn't get that one? And I'll do it very, I'll deliver it the same way I used to because I used to gaslight people into believing that completely unintentionally. And now I do it on purpose. I think the thing for me is that like, I thought it sounded believable because I thought from my perspective,

If I was Owen Wilson, I think I might also try to jump down an elevator chair. He's really not that kill-em-suffable. No, no, but like... Well, no, he did, but he didn't do it in an elevator shaft and it had nothing to do with this. No, it was, yeah. Wow. Wow. I really want to kill myself.

He's still falling. He's falling for years. He's got one of those things in his houses, you know, with the fucking big fans. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he can relive the trauma. That's like what his therapist. Never forget. Never forget. That is so different.

Another therapist sneaks in at night and it's just like, yeah, I'm going to use it. I love the idea. I love the idea of you finding, like, the indignation, like simmering under the surface of you telling that joke and nobody gets it. You're just like, what the fuck is wrong with everybody? For years. Like for years, just like, I built my entire, like, you know your dad and like, dad, I built my entire comedy career off of the basis of understanding that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself

by throwing himself down an elevator shaft. I will say, if I was ever like, if I was ever like, you know, like Ricky Gervaising the Oscars and in an equally unlikely event Owen Wilson was winning an Oscar, I probably would have had like an elevator shaft bit in there and I would have looked a fool. Right, exactly. So I'm glad that neither of those things happen. I'm glad I turned down hosting the Oscars because Owen Wilson wasn't winning one and I was like, I only got one shot at this.

Right. The three times. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. You only get three. I'm not getting it again. but this is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. They won't let me do it all of my time to attempt to host Oscars. If someone, look, if someone ended up guest hosting the show and they did better than me, I would absolutely embrace it. I'd be like, go ahead. I'm good shit, dude. Cool. So I've only been back like twice.

Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. This is the third. time. It feels like the second because you know, the in person ones feel more real. You're the most frequent guest which is funny at technically at three. At three. I was just down there. We're so bad. I'll have right down the street. 356 episodes now.

Jesus fucking Christ. Every hundred episodes I get one. I like doubled up this time. Yeah. We're not a guest. Anyway. Yeah, I'm terrified of most people. In fact, I'm scared to death right now. That's cool. Okay, cool. That's good.

At least, yeah, I was going to be offended that I wasn't fucking scaring you, but... Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the real reason, actually, why he broke his nose. So he and his brother... Is there a reason? No, don't tell him.

He and brother... He tried to eat a shotgun? They were in a little... They're isolated in a volcano, and one of the... Luke was on the other side, and this guy named Albert Westker was actually coming for Luke Wilson. Yeah, Owen Wilson started punching a boulder. Owen Wilson had to start punching it, and he started slamming his head on the boulder.

And they actually moved the boulder, and he was able to save his brother, Luke. I see. That's what it says. If you show it to be quick enough, he showed it for a moment. It's like me. I read it. I read it.

Look, guys. See? Yeah, yeah. It says it's like me with that picture at the bar. Oh, yeah. Oh my God.

We were at, was that the goofy with this hard penis? Yeah. We were at, was it barcode in like, where the fuck was that? Anaheim. Yeah.

And he was just walking around and like flashing this photo of goofy in like what? Like the venom suit with a hard cock or something? No, no venom suit. It's not venom suit. body. That's this goofy. It looks fucking insane. You ever see it a while? I can imagine.

You sure? You better to see it though. You gotta go to the AI upscaled one. Oh yeah. That was crazy. I got that. Hold on, I got you. Yeah, you got to see it in 4K. I feel like Goofy would have the little lipstick cock, though, wouldn't he? You'd assume. Ew. Yeah, it comes out of like a little

you'd assume, but a little hole. Do black dogs have longer lipstick cocks? Are they longer red black dakes? It's oppressive, right? The idea of your dick being up past your head? I just thought it was better. It's not a... I just assumed it was black.

They're both just black. I understand that now. Big black guy. All right. Well, listen. Goofy's black technically, right? I'm going to read the next question regardless of whether or not you're ready or not. I overuse the N-word I'm Mexican wrote in.

Oh, wow. I'm not surprising. canonical. It's, yeah, this is canon. Yeah. But he says, Hey,

oh, people on my list. In a recent episode, you guys talked about the Pito Catcher videos and it reminded me of a video my coworker showed me a, he said a video of a coworker,

a video my coworker showed me of a video. It's a video. Yeah. Where one guy threw a predator in the air and the other guy punched him mid-fight. Yeah.

Like a smash bro. You had to have been that. It is, it is a, I've seen this video. It is crazy. It's a liupe. Is he aliuped?

Wait, wait. So does he have the mustache? That's so much funnier if the pedophile has the mustache. No. Do you know, do you think you could find it if you put? I, oh my kidding.

It's too diverse now. All right. Like allio upe or something? Like alio, like you used to. They look like whatever now. Yeah, now they're like they understood.

They know how to customize the sliders now. I think, I feel like there was like some like top level level pedophile that seeded like, like, oh yeah, dudes that listen to that stomp, clap, hey music. You should, like, grow just the mustache. Yeah, I think it's coming back. And now it's like social camouflage.

That's exactly. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. It's like snake eater. It's like they're putting on. You change out camouflage depending on where you're... Anyway, he says, it got me thinking about what insane combo from a game or any fictional IP would be absolutely insane to watch them. I mean, most of them. Hey, any kind of...

Be careful with your scrolling. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Be careful. Oh, what was it? We're going to have to. There was nothing there, but I was just saying. Any phonyular stuff. I can't find that.

It's too fucking hidden in a fucking. If you look up Alleyoop. Allup. I swear to God, because I feel like that was the name. I feel like that was the name of the video. Allie Uly U. I don't even know how to spell that really. Allupe is how you think it's about.

A, X, Q, Y, C. Yeah, that's it. Oop. Yeah, that's it. You got it. All right, cool. Well, that's how I thought. So Kingston was wrong.

Yeah, of course. I mean, always, always. Yeah. But no, that video is insane. Those, I don't know how to feel about those videos, really. I feel like, I don't feel bad for them, but I also feel like, are you really doing anything by doing this? Like the Pito Catcher videos, because I don't think they get arrested after those.

I think, so the, the only argument against them is sometimes because of the way that the legal system works. Like, there's like some weird, like, allie-alli oxen free. Like, if you use evidence in one case and that case, that's thrown out, then that evidence is bad in another case, kind of like weird thing like that. It is crazy. Sometimes, like, the pito hunters will, like, get these guys arrested and their evidence will be, like, shitty. And then that, the other evidence that they try to bring in to the case gets like, it's like a weird fucking, like strange, like.

It's like an RPG status effect thing. Yeah, yeah. It's like a magic, the galla gathering, like balancing rule for like throwing pedophiles in jail. I don't know. So, yeah, sometimes they, like, fuck up investigations. It's like, this video of the guy doing the crime is not admissible in court. And it's like, well, what? I just, I don't trust the people that are doing it.

Pedophiles? Yeah, me neither. The people that are, you know, not a word they say, honestly. This might be a controversial opinion. I also feel that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but the pedal hunters, man, like, if you look at the type of company they're keeping and the people that they're inviting to be guests in those videos,

I'm like, they're not making good. I don't know if I believe their evidence because they're hanging out with like fucking sneako in and like dumbasses that are on fucking kick. Oh, yeah. It's kidding. So I'm like, how credible is their information? How do I even know this is the right person they're looking for?

It could just be some guy. I feel like I wouldn't put that past him. Because what was I think that happened on kick recently where the guy like got tortured to death or something? Oh, yeah. In France. Insane. That's a real thing. guy that was like half like, you know, I think it was like autistic or something.

They wouldn't let him leave when they tortured him to death essentially. On kick. On kick. What? Yeah, this is real. Kick is depred like. Wait, wait, this guy was a pedophile? No, this is just some guy?

This is just some guy? Regular French guy that was a little slow and then his friends picked on him, made him eat crazy shit. And then he essentially died. They would let him sleep. And they live streamed it. Yeah, they'd like the whole time. They would get paid to do worse up to him. Everything's getting like real.

Like it feels like that stuff used to be like dark shit Like you'd have to go out of your way to find it Or like it would be like some I feel like that's like a CSI episode You'd write about that It feels like it Yeah yeah yeah I feel like we have we stopped shutting down really fuck shit

We started like like it sounds like a Like a plastic bottle to me It didn't sound like a phone It really that really fucked me We don't we don't shut down fuck shit anymore Like we used to be a period of time We'd be like all right that's enough Like stop doing that

Yeah And now because the internet's a zoo Is it's like no go see someone get beat half to death go see IRO streams and people are harassing other people and it's like what the fuck is going on Yeah 10 years ago Kick would already be shut down

Because it's already had too many Incidences Like that kid that fucking crashed this car Yeah a lot of shit has happened Extremely graphic stuff Dude that fucking idiot Vitaly was like overseas Like fucking with a What was it like

I can't remember if it was Cambod I can't remember which Southeast Asian country Now he's fucked I don't even think he's leaving Did he have a boner Did he finally get that sorted out at least I don't I don't know.

Oh, that's right. He was the bang bus guy, right? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I think he's probably good because what I had to do, I had to do TRT. And obviously, I don't think the biller was supposed to disclose this, but because I put my profession in my thing. And then so this guy got curious and he was like, oh, you do fucking YouTube and shit. And he was like, he looked me up.

I was like, what the fuck, dude? And then he started being like, oh, yeah, fucking Vitalean, blah, blah, blah, blah goes here. And I'm like, oh, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to disclose that to me. Oh, no, absolutely not. But like, I don't give a shit. That's actually a crazy thing to do If he saw this video, he could Yeah, luckily he's probably

Like, I hadn't seen him He probably got fired because he was doing Who looks? First of all, I usually like to put like videographer or something But I was just like, oh, whatever you just Sometimes I just put it like not thinking Yeah, I do YouTube, whatever

I do, I just say editor. Yeah, it's easier. It's smarter. I didn't think someone was gonna look up Oh, he's a YouTuber, let me look up his name. What the fuck? It is crazy for a doctor to do that He was a biller, so he wasn't, at least he was.

Oh, oh, no, they don't have HIPAA at all. They can, they can say whatever they want. I thought you were saying a doctor. No, the billers can go fucking crazy. I thought you have to, you have to follow the Hippocratic oath if you're like in the office. No, no, no. You got to do it if you graduate medical school, but no. Okay.

To answer the phone, you could tell everybody, everything. It is crazy. I think you still get in trouble. I think you still get in trouble, but I don't know if it's exactly. It's not like an illegal issue. It would just be like improper to do and you might get fired maybe, but like it's not like you couldn't get sued for it. You would get fired for because that's still wrong, but I guess, okay, I get it. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway. So Hollow Point USA wrote it. I don't know what the fuck this is in reference to. I don't know why this is being written in, but like whatever. Vern Troyer's sex tape got leaked 20 years ago. Oh, I'm aware. By his girl.

And I think that along with general bullying for being small led to a decade long battle with alcoholism and eventually suicide. Bye. Who is this? Who is this? I completely forgot about that. Vern Troier. Vern Troyer. Who's bitty me.

Yeah. Wait, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the little guy, a little fella. Wait, he's suicided? Yeah, he's gone. Oh, yeah, he knew he died. I didn't know he's suicided. I mean.

Like, did he jump down an elevator shaft or what happened? It was either that or a vulture got him. He jumped right off a couch and, you know. You kill your fucking so. He was so unfortunate. I'll be, do you think? I'll be rested well. Yeah, it's unfortunate, although, like, I think, um.

That's just all. all you have to say about that. There's no, there's no butt. It's just unfortunate. Yeah, I'm just curious about like, like casket size for somebody like that, I guess. Clearly small. What the fuck? Well, I don't know.

He's an adult. They gave him a kid casket likely because he's very small. I think they gave him one of the last like original plastic grocery bags. You know, they're all replaced with those thick stuff. Oh, my God. Oh, those are, it's crazy how you can feel him, right? Like, you know the difference. I've always been kind of envious of like, what?

Vern Troy. I would like the idea to be proportionally the same but that small I think it'd be interesting it's like existing in the world Oh like you see you like not like weirdly You know I know he's serious about this This was one of our first things we ever talked about on the podcast Him wanting to be like the same proportions but small Being small and being like in talking about the adventures and shit

Of like being that small I guess going to the grocery store would be more of an adventure Yeah I remember this because it was one of the first clips we posted on Instagram and I said like oh you can suck dick while standing up big deal like I remember that very vividly because he was talking about that shit that'd be cool I think it'd be really cool like having like riding a like actually riding a dog and like fucking I don't know actually it's a lot more it makes everything more whimsical is what you're a hobbit what about riding a horse is that not riding a horse is like trying to tame my animal and like like shadow a colossus at that

moment that would be sick also I've no is that this happens sometimes and I try my best to avoid it. I guess we're running a bit of a different ship here, sigh. But when you do a lot of like talky podcast type stuff, your life starts to fold back in on itself

and you start, oh yeah, this one time I was on a podcast and this happens and you do that on a podcast and then you think about it for like four weeks afterwards and feel bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's oftentimes where I'm like, did we talk about that? Or you have to be like, I might have told

this fucking story 10 years ago and not remembered it. Because there's definitely people that have like said stuff where I'm like, did I tell that story publicly? I don't remember telling it at all. Did I reveal that information? Oh yeah. Because it's like they could have watched it last week but for me it was like 12 years ago, you know? Right. And you're like, how do they know that?

Because it's not fresh in your mind that you even told it. There was a person being facetious. I didn't realize it at first where I don't remember what the subject was. It might have been about Mass Effect or something. But the first episode that I was on I said the exact same thing and then four years later, right?

I brought it up the exact same thing, whatever the fuck I said. And someone on Twitter like pretending to be mad, right? We're like, what the fuck, dude? You already said this? And I was like, four fucking years ago, how am I supposed to remember?

I didn't get that he was, it didn't translate well. I couldn't tell that he was joking. The most embarrassing way that manifested for me was like, I think I was at VidCon or something or somebody. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after. this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting

to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Told me a joke and I laughed out loud that that's a really good joke and they were like you did the that's yours.

And I was like it's like it's like it's exactly your sense of humor. No right but I just like it does make you look like a fucking bitch not a good look. It's so it was so embarrassing

it was so embarrassing. Uh huh. Early. Early. Yeah it was pretty immediate. Or like the other thing where it's like it's like you tell a story one and then 12 years later you tell it again

and because it's 12 years later you kind of forget a little bit of it and then people are like oh so you just made that story. Oh yeah detail changes like you like how it happened you fucking that's absolutely happen just for just for reference if there's a story that I tell again the earlier one

is probably more accurate. Yeah yeah. Just assume that that's the case I don't remember my own fun I don't remember what I ate this morning authentically I really don't like do these people that write these comments, do they not drink? Like, do you

do you not like just lose shit sometimes? They must be just young. You got a journal. You got a journal. I'm hoping. No, I'm hoping it's perfect. I'm, I want to start journaling sooner or later. Like when I finally feel the dementia really like latch. You're going to start journaling at 31? Maybe like 39. I did that already, bro.

After I kill myself. I have a time capsule and it's dated and everything with like, it was inspired by the show Doug. Because that was with show was based off of. I started journaling because of that. But I was also a dumb kid so sometimes I would waste pages by saying nothing happened today. And I'm like, why the fuck did I write? I should have just not wrote.

I shouldn't have written anything, but I wrote nothing happened. I think it's actually a really good idea. Do you guys feel like I do where like you see a video or like, not a video necessarily, but like a documentary and it's some guy, I don't know, he was in a band in like the 70s or whatever. And now he's like old and decrepit. And he's telling a story about like, I don't know, some day back in the 70s

when they were blowing up. and they're like they're describing it and they're like yeah he wore this and yeah it was this time of day and like oh the sun was out

and like it was raining a little bit and it's like so detailed that you're like you're not absolutely not some of it is not the truth but there might be moments where like they might if you watch a person die

you kind of remember the weather but other than that it's like it has to be significant like I remember my first day of school vividly I think I remember sorry sorry sorry my first

day of middle school. I remember exactly what I was wearing, my blue jeans, my plight of was tucked in. We had to require it to be tucked in. There was fucking, especially since the weather hasn't shifted completely, it was that mid-September, it was already frosty. Like, you guys remember that shit? Making it up. Do you guys remember, do you guys remember when

the weather was already cold in September? I'm from the East Coast, so I don't know. Yes, it was freezing. Oh, right? Yeah. I'm talking to the wrong fucking people. You kind of grew up, you kind of grew up around here. I grew up in SoCal, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Do you, was that a like whole entirety of SoCal thing?

Remember what it like snowed in like 2000, like seven, 2008? And it was like a big fucking deal. We got like like an inch of snow. And it was like hundreds died. It is. It is always significant when there's some type of weather like that in SoCal. It's so insane because like this literally never fucking happens. Yeah.

And then, you know, yeah. Did I remember it snowed in Burbank like a little bit like a couple years ago? It was like what? It was like a light. It was like a light dust and like some hail. I was like, what is happening? Sometimes it gets cold and like the morning dew freezes, but we don't get snow snow. Yeah. Never do, never have, never will and never won't.

It snowed. It snowed. Uh, two years ago, about two years ago, it snowed like really. It was crazy. Like, it looked like, like, I was like, we're fucking Colorado? It was weird. Did the trees finally come back to life and start singing like in? the fucking end of the fucking roots.

Oh no. They didn't sing in roots. They sung in like the whiz. Are you crazy? They sang in like no. You could use the roots with the that is wild. Kutakinti's fucking doing cartwheels

and shit. Can you feel the brand new day Kutkaetit has a cartwheel one foot? That's crazy, man. That movie made me really sad when I was, I saw that in fifth grade, which I should not have seen the movie in fifth grade. You saw like, it was like a series.

I saw the first two parts in fifth grade. Yeah. And they were just like, ah, we'll finish it later you kind of get what happened right at a black Muslim teacher and she showed us and she definitely got in a lot of trouble for that probably fired I think we had I think we shouldn't see that kitchen movie in yeah until like high school maybe even I remember watching the passion of the Christ in school

that's funny that's crazy Catholic school yeah for a little bit it's crazy they show you passion of the Christ of Catholic school you just watch the Jewish fella get beat up for three hours as it's saying yeah like grabbing his fucking head and kneeing him in the fucking face and shit it was crazy the crown on him and they fucking squeezed it in. He fucking took the damage himself.

It's hard for me to take it seriously because of South Park when they fucking lampoon that shit where like they were watching it. If you remember that episode. Yeah, I do remember that. And fucking the screams, I don't know, Matt or Trey, whoever was doing it. The screams are so funny. Like my friend was like pretty religious and he was like, God, this is so disrespectful but I can't stop laughing.

It's so fucking funny. I think it's an interesting movie and they made a sequel, right? Didn't they? No, but I heard they're working on something. on it. Actually. What happened? About who? He's coming back, man.

Christ. The re-erection. Is it going to be Jim Caviesel again? I don't know. I don't know who that is. He used to play Jesus. That's a long time. The only movie I've seen of his

honestly was up. I think you'd have to get a new actor, right? Because he don't age, right? Oh, he... What are his powers? Does he have like the Wolverine thing where he... What's his power said? Yeah, he does have the regenerative ability of that.

So does Jesus Christ have every power? Or does he only have like little spiritual powers? Say no more. You can do whatever. I mean, he water wine. we walked on water. But that's like, could Jesus Christ defeat Scarlet Witch? Like,

Jesus Christ throw... I'm not getting involved. I feel like Mike, Doc remember is Jesus Christ. Jesus is as powerful as he needs to be. Ah, so he's like Starbrand, interesting. You know what you know what's funny? It's like an exact conversation like this is how I found out people actually believed in God.

What do you mean? I just kind of thought it was like Superman where like everybody was just, ah, this is like a character. It's a cool character, right? And then this kind of exact argument started happening and I was like of course Mutu would beat Jesus in a fight. What do you

high? Like he throws like shadow balls and shit and and the other kid was like well Jesus would win because Mu2's not real and I went what are you talking about? Jesus isn't real either and everybody including the teacher like froke out and I was like wait wait you guys that's awesome you guys wait what and then I believe they were like like the adults

were like yeah yeah yeah it's real and I'm like are you sure and they were like yeah and I went home to my parents I'm like you know all that like Jesus God stuff like you think that's real and they're like yeah and I was like really and then I found the second I found out it was like up for debate I was like nah but right yeah yeah it just got to me like way too late I was in like second third grade and I was just like I know it was the classic like slavery conversation with the pastor there's a classic like yeah the classic slavery the classic slavery conversation with the pastor that we all

have yeah yeah well most black children have that conversation I don't know, man. I'm not a black children. Oh, interesting. So I was like, where's Jesus when Savior happened? He was like, well, that was before. That was before. God, uh, God kind of took a sabbatical for a little bit. It's a quick little sabbatical. Yeah, yeah.

Killed the world. Why didn't we get a country? I thought, like, it's weird. I went to Catholic school, but I wasn't even sure, like, I just, I didn't have the attention span for the lore. So I was like, I guess, I don't know, whatever. I'm here. Free will, nigger. That's all they said.

Yeah, I just kind of, I don't know what I believe. I thought, I thought, Hell was real for sure, but I don't know if I believed anything else. Because I figured it made sense. Like, yeah, bad people should go to a bad place. Of course, of course that part would exist. The good stuff, that don't happen. But I can see maybe kicking around the idea.

I thought for sure that like, oh, yeah, I mean, I don't know. The legal system fails sometimes. Like, surely there's like. You were thinking about the legal system at that age is interesting. I know. I was thinking about like if God is real. Well, because I like Spider-Man. I knew that the police were real.

I knew what the police did. I knew the crimes were real. I was thinking like if what if someone was like the moment was like you can repent. I was like, what if someone repents before they die and they mean it? And they just go to heaven. And then there's like this like, just started like whittling away. And I was like, let me read this. And I read like the Old Testament.

I was like, this is fucking insane. It's pretty funny. I just had Chad GBT read it. Interesting. I used to listen to a podcast. Funny. Funny enough like this guy would probably around the time. Like if we ever encounter each other, you'd probably think the worst of me because around

that time, what the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, anti-SGW type con to the commentary community. Yeah, yeah. What they were associated with, but like he had a debate with, uh, fuck, uh, Sargon, Sargonne, Sargon of a God, this guy named Thomas Smith. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale,

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America's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome I think I saw billboard of years recently it said 20 billion one 20 million is an insane number yeah 20 billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. And Thomas Smith had a podcast called Thomas in the Bible. I knew him because of another... It's a terrible name. Jesus Christ. It was very to the point.

He read... The entire point was like, No confusion. I'm going to read the entire fucking thing. And then he did. And I was like, oh, I appreciate that. And he started doing the Quran. But like he was, he hated Sargon.

He hated all those fucking people. And I get it. They, you know, as time grew old, they, they sucked more and more than I knew. Yeah. But yeah, it was, man, I, reading the book and Bible so far. I don't know. I feel bad because sometimes I don't want to laugh in people's faces. but I'm like, how are the fuck?

I think most of them have not read it or don't believe it. Like, if you look at how the Bible talks about heaven, it's like there's a lion that rotates around God and screams it every hour. It's really weird. It sounds like, it's really bizarre.

It just sounds like cool, like insane outlandish. It's like Kojima. Like, it's not even good. That's what makes it sad. It's like not even good lore. Like there's better lore in like, I don't know.

Fucking life is strange. I know. I know. I know what I'm saying. You don't know what I'm. Guys, he didn't mean that. No,

no, no, no, he didn't mean that. Crazy. Like the David and Goliath goes hard. Yeah.

Name six parts about it would I go hard? Okay. The whole crucifixion thing was pretty cool. It's pretty metal. It's pretty metal. Like,

are you talking, are we talking about moments or stories? Uh, because the story sucks. It's missing. Almost every story. The Bible is missing. Yeah.

That's good. That's good. That's good. I think there's three badass parts out of Bible with Jay Doolie I think this part with Samson The Lion The Martin is cool

Samson's yeah I think Job is great I think Joe I just know people go by that guy All the time and he does something I don't know Samson I think I think I think Moses's part

is fucking pretty lit Yeah What about the ending I feel like that's one of the worst The ending is really sad People leave up The ending is really sad Him just walking in a desert

until he dies It's really sad It's like Bioshock The end of that is kind of The ending we don't talk about the end That's actually, like, won't be up. That story sucks so bad at the end that I was like, what are you doing? It's really sad because a bunch of children died for no reason.

My thing was like, wait, how is that better than indentured servitude? I'm being for real. You had a place to go back to. You had food. Now you're going to be in the desert wandering for decades. I'm sorry. I'm going to go back to the payroll. Remember when they walked around a place until they fell down?

No, the whole thing was like, God was like, oh, yeah, like, just kind of knock when you get there. and then like God was like asleep and Moses like knocked a little too loud and he was like oh fuck just you're not going to don't know mostly even make it he died before he even got there no he got there and he knocked too many times

no isn't that what happened he died he was there he had the 10 commandments man Sinat Hill he fucking was like y'all niggas are worshipping calves and stuff here's the here's the rules and then and then he slipped and died and then people started moshing or something

Someone from the top busted on him. He parted the wall. He was like, when I hit it, I want to see you guys fucking kill each other. He's a frontman. Yeah, yeah. That's awesome. Someone's fucking shredding. Well, like, this hits the frat.

This waves of a human slap against each other. We misunderstood this story the entire time. It was a fucking metal show. We wrote a better version of it just now. Well, look, American Butter rode in. American underscore butter. I think the underscore is important. Smooth.

Could have been a space, but it isn't. So, Mike J. and Rich. Cool. Since Sweenne was talking about how, this is a crazy thing, by the way, that he brought up. I think the last episode of the episode before. Since Sweene was talking about how unrealistic the people in Jaws were. What? The shark was like rubber, man.

Let me speak. Let me speak. Let me speak. I think Jaws falls on dead ear for me because of the fact that for the movie to be scary, you have to be in the water. If you don't go in the water, you can't get Jawsed. So if you stay on land, like for me, it's like, oh, there's a really crazy big shark in the water. That's interesting.

I would go about my day. That's it. That's it. I'd be like, whoa, that's crazy. For people that are at like Blake front places, like, oh, I guess I can be fucking a different perspective but for me it's like dude but so your but so your criticism is is is of what that that that the fact that so many people kept going into water after they found out this monster was there and that that that it's unrealistic to me yeah it's like why do they keep going in there these random people also hold on

okay go ahead so sweet since we were talking about how unrealistic the people in jaws where i just want to say that you're dumb and gay what he says okay curious because it was based off of real events on the jersey shore in 1916 people just genuinely thought that sharks wouldn't eat people so they kept getting in the water. Scientists and politicians called people crazy for thinking that a shark could kill a human. What? So people have always been dumb. Shark propaganda?

Look, I got to say, I got to say this sounds stupid. This sounds stupid. I do believe it based on, I wouldn't have, I, interestingly enough, 10 years ago, I don't think I would have believed it. So this is what I'm- Now I absolutely believe it. So it's unrealistic, but stupid. It's still stupidly dumb. Like, it's unrealistic the fact that we, you'd like, I don't know that you'd like,

marry some guy that I'd beat the fuck out of you but it's still stupidly done you know you wouldn't marry someone that would eventually do something like that to you but then it's like oh look at that happens I don't they don't usually put that on the brochure yeah that's not like a sales page usually I get it like might beat the fuck out of you you know that's crazy

I feel like you know he's that Final Fantasy thing where like what is it lets you learn it lets you learn about them analyze analyze like you know The anesthesia. Like, oh. Oh, shit. Okay. I need to get on my team.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I would never, I don't know, man. I just, Jaws never hit for me because I'm like, this is crazy. Well, to me, it's, it's why I don't enjoy horror films as much. It's for the same thing. It's the way that people behave in it.

It's like, if they didn't do this one thing, then the horror wouldn't exist. I think this is like a racial, cultural thing where white people are like, I would go into the cabin and I try to make the best of it. I've done, what's going on in here? And then, you know, like, where, I'd be like, no, dangerous. Like, I love you with a dead, right? I would never go on that trip with my friends.

My friends would be like, hey, come me. I'd be like, no. Where is it at? No. In the woods of like Tennessee or something, I think it's. No. I think it's at least where they filmed it is like in Tennessee. They're like, hey, come and dude.

I'm like, no, I'm like, no, I'm not doing that. Yeah, but it doesn't even need to be a cabin. It's like that. There's like there's like there's like, there's like, you understand the consequences of that. You don't do that. See, that's an interesting movie. Blessed tomorrow.

There's like, there's a haunted assignment. And you're gonna go and then the lead up is you going there but then you just get stuck at a sun downtown That's crazy. The horror movie happens and then the horror movie happens there and then that's the island never comes into play You finished that at the end of the movie move up to the asylum then there's a demon is that you're like are you serious I have I have spent I have spent some time in an abandoned asylum That's like that I did too the one by where we grew up. Yeah, the one where we grew up Yeah, it's crazy. It's not that scary really It's really dilapulated and very dangerous to be inside of the scariest

The thing that's weird about this place is like it's not that's nothing scary supernaturally about those places I think it's scary is like if you hear a noise, you know that it's someone. And you're like, I don't know who that is. Who the fuck is here at 3 a.m? That's insane. Yes, that's terrifying. The part is scary than like a ghost. The part that scares me is that you're walking and you could just fall through the floor into a spike or something.

Into a bed of spikes. They built trap fucking shit in the same. Who did this? Some poison darts. Some like meth head Aztec fucking like a fucking life. A fucking meth head artificers down there creating fucking golems and stuff. This is my steel ogre. And it's like, what the fuck?

I want to find shit like that. I don't. I want to know it exists. Do you remember that Japanese cult member that was dealing with like serum gas and shit? And you released it in the trains. Do you guys remember that? I don't know what any. I mean, I was there for it.

I was like, well, sure. Yeah, I think you would be like brain dead or dead if you were there. Yeah. But yeah, yeah, they were like, you know, doing all this mystical stuff and experimenting with like gases and poison and shit. And I'm like, where's the caves of those weird entities and people practicing crazy shit like the government got them. I don't know. I feel like the government got them. The actual truth is like it's probably easier to make poison than you'd think.

I imagine. Right. Like people are just like, oh, don't, don't like pour bleach in your toilet because you'll make mustard gas. It's that easy to make mustard gas. I heard of bleach and ammonia. don't mix them together. And I was like, I'm pretty sure, like, the janers do that every day.

Yeah. But there's probably a recipe that you add to that. Well, I think the issue is. And it technically is poison. Yeah, I think the thing is like the degrees to which a normal person would do it incidentally for an average task is not enough to do anything. And it's going to be like, you're not going to sit.

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at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It would do some... Dude, you want to do something after the show? You'd get silly for sure. You'd get pretty dang silly. Is Galaxy Gas still around?

Did they ban Galaxy Gas yet? I mean, I think they tried to, but, you know... It will... It will persevere. The culture don't die, brother. The culture don't die. Sorry, I probably shouldn't slap the table. No, it's actually fine.

The microphone. Really? Yeah, they don't care. The audience either doesn't care or like the mics don't pick it up. Either one is fine by me. My little really hard clap will I pick it up? Yeah, keep doing that. I know it does.

Yeah, I like that. That's a great idea. Yeah. I like how you do things that nobody wants. That's interesting. I'm going to keep doing it, though. That's curious. All right, let's see.

What are we got an hour and a half? All right. Should we start wrapping? We're going to, okay, so here's the thing. People get upset because oftentimes when we have a guest, I end the show and then we do the names. People are like, why aren't you doing the names with the guests? And it's because the names are long and they're tedious. But I will sit here if that is something you will be criticized for.

All right. If you want me to sit here through that. I will mad dog you as you do it. All right. My counter argument to the, not to the people complaining to like saving people from it is that there's a lot, sometimes the best moments of the episode happened during the name reads. Okay, let's do the name reads. All right. Fine.

Yeah, let's see what people have come up with this week. Jesus Christ. I don't believe in names. I don't know how that's possible. No, do I. I'm part of that cult. Okay. The nameless.

The names. The names. I believe in titles. I got a good, like, neural DSP tone. Let's see. All right. This guy knows. Are you going to read?

Are you going to? Oh, I'm so used to turning this way. Count me down. All right. Three, two, one. We're going to read. I should have said this one. Whatever.

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I mean, it's exactly how it looks. Yeah. Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Squimp is bugs. Clamule Esquire the 3rd. I'll bet $250 that Ben Shapiro eats his own cum.

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I'm genuinely asking this out of it. because this person's names snark takes hungest trans girl is that is that like do they which way do they compete on that like do they go I've got the smallest oh I guess it depends right is it like Greek statue rules or is it like just kind of what we got going on?

I bet it's still what we got going on I bet it's just a preference thing maybe maybe some of them like one way because I feel like the other way would be they would be the ones like oh no I want that shit gone bro that's true You wouldn't want it minimized if you weren't. They're like, I'm making the best only fans content.

I got the biggest Pee and the biggest hits or whatever. I just, I have nowhere to say. I just don't know. Just ignorant. Thanks, thanks. We could go out of a rabbit hole. He's very notoriously like chimes in with nothing. Everybody's asking.

I don't know. I don't know that I have nothing to say. For the record, I don't know anything about it. I love it. You sound like you're like. You're giving yourself like plausible deniability. Yeah. Yeah.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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Yeah, great. Wait, was that where it ended? No. You know, you know. Okay. It's a bit of a mad lid. Okay. It's a bit of a madly.

You all can figure it out. I think that's almost funnier. where you're going. It is funnier if it does cut out there. You've heard of the general. That's his opening joke for fucking open mic night. Yeah, yeah. I see why

they wanted the guest it's because they could get us in trouble. I get it. Yeah, it's the whole look, man. All right, whatever. Kingston's extra chromosome. Chinese girl covering rap songs and Instagram. Oh, yeah. Wild. You see that? No. Is she good? She just says everything. She doesn't

Oh, okay. All right, yeah. And it is funny, I will admit. It's endearing. R. Redacted, the astronaut. UK rap battles be like, your rhymes are rubbish and your trousers are stupid. King Asherber's arch nemesis, queen, pussy, quiefer. Nice. Derek, Derek, not Chauvin is innocent and hashtag free him.

Round-eyed Asian. Like brown-out girl. Yeah, it's a good song. I always think about that. Yeah, ma. Round-ard Asian. He did a rhapsody. Never thought it in like this, Hawk Carter.

I say as I ram an ICBM strapped oil tanker into the White House. Like Dom. I like you said. They say like Dom. Amazing. Sneaking into Kingston's room and straightening the middle third of his hair while he sleeves. That made me so mad. Wait for it.

I think you should do. I'm upset that you haven't straightened your hair at all. What I'm going to decide to go bald off sharing my hair. But right now I'm just... What are you talking about such a dumb? Just do it. It would be such a wildly unsettling image that it would live forever, I think. Straighten it and then do a cold.

a sack. Oh yeah. That would be sick as fuck. That would be good. And then put a bun and be like a fucking like old school like Ronan motherfucker. I want to be a Ronan, ew, but um, you're dry some shit out. I'll buy you, I'll buy you the the, the Gidrip shit or whatever. One day, man. Come on. Come on a. I'm for real. I'm doing, like I got like the Metal Gear Solid 2 right now. Yeah. I'm going to try to grow this out. I'm going to see if I'm the one person that can pull off the

Metal Gear Solid 5 and I'm probably not. And then I'll probably just get it cut normal. But I need to fly too close to. to the sun just to see how bright it is. Absolutely. Right. Yeah, exactly. After that, do a... I love the idea of going to the barbershop and being like, let me get the middle of your solid too. And he's like...

What I've realistically been doing is I have one picture of myself that I always show my barber and tell them to do that. And this time I was like, just don't cut the back. And that's all I told them to do. Yeah. That's the same thing that I do. I used to try to learn like, oh, can I get a two on the sides? And I would always forget it by the next time I went.

So I was just like, just look at this picture and do this. I get my side shaved with his. grows back too fast so it bothers me you should put an air on your head i have it's bad idea no you haven't yes i have you really have yes i have it's a bad idea when did you do this i did it in like 2012 you did that in high school uh would you do the price

i could probably pull that one that's kind of fire yeah i feel like i did that for like an old video one time i don't remember i really remember seeing i think that's that looks familiar it i feel like i did Oh my God Stay frosty Stay frosty All right Brandy Hutzel

Derek needs to be put through a teleporter And see for a millisecond Why he'll see pitch black Where are you on this This teleporter thing Oh that if it kills you Yeah It probably kills you

That's kind of how I feel But like no one would be able to tell You know You wouldn't even be able to tell Yeah because it would be a copy It would be a copy of you And that like does that terrify you What death?

No like well you wouldn't know you were dead like right because you wouldn't notice a difference oh the idea that like if i were the version of me that went through the thing like am i just like a copy now you're like a reborn version of yourself like i guess your old self is dead but you don't notice a lick of difference i i would feel like that guy got out easy and just left me to do the rest of it you know what i mean like if you found out like say for example let's put it this way if you were used it's so normal and acclimated to our culture and then a whistleblower was like you actually die and it's a a new copy of you, how would you feel learning that information?

Like learning that I used it for like a really a long time? You are like your 50th copy of yourself. I probably wouldn't use it again. Unless I was like really stressed out. Then I'd be like fucking next guy, your problem. But no, I probably would just be like, I don't think it would change anything, honestly. That's the thing because if you don't, if it literally you don't remember anything difference. I'm kind of like,

I'm a little fucking cares. I'm a little bit like, and I don't want to get too far in on this because it's really, it's just philosophy. It's impossible to talk about it without sounding like fucking Sephiroth. But I feel like I'm kind of like, I'm kind of like

ship of Theseus on consciousness anyway. Like, I don't know if I really like think it's a real thing or if it's just like so complex that it might as well be. It doesn't matter if it is or not. Like you're going to live your life however. And like you're, but like all your fucking cells get replaced and like,

like you're not, you're literally not the same person you were like five years. I forget what it would be exact. Oh, yeah, I know, right. Yeah, like even just you looking at pictures of yourself

when you were like five and it's like, that's not me. Yeah, we're theoretically, the core. The core view is the same, but like a black hole. Yeah,

who cares? Right now. They're testing that theory. Uh, we're in a black. We're in a fucking black. I still got to pay my taxes so like it doesn't fucking matter.

We're in a black hole. Consciously, if we all become a, Where we can stop this. No, that's not happening. What, like, what, like reality? Well, the reality that we feel like we have to do things a certain way. No.

I think, I think there's, I think there's a way to go about things. We're not getting deep. We're not going to do it. This is not going to. We're not going to do it, though. We're not going to get there. It ain't happening. Blonde blue-eyed German man complaining to make Pokemon 2D again.

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it looks like shit finally seeing the writers in Expedition 33 but it's just an army of Alan wakes I mean ostensibly Femboy clown

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I still haven't seen Godzilla minus one Good movie I like pretty good yeah I know I want to get I don't know There's some movies that I'm like Oh I want to see that

And then it's been 10 years You just never see it Yeah yeah yeah Baby Drive was that for me, where I was like, oh, I want to see Baby Driver, and then I bought it on Blu-ray, and then I never even opened the shrink wrap on it. I own it. It's really good. I know. It's great.

You specifically would really like it. I know that I would. You being an autistic person? Yeah. I've never seen long legs yet, and I heard the movies good. No. It just has Nicholas Cajun. It's not good. It's not good. It's slow burn. It's one of the, well,

to be fair, it's one of those where like it hits a twist and you can completely fall off at that point. And I completely did. Yeah. Anyway, GTA4 swing set glitch, classic. Oh, that is a classic. What a beautiful.

Dude, I remember doing that for hours, just launching my fucking car into space. Dude, every now and again, too, you'd get, like, a real good one. Or you'd, like, you'd be sent. That's actually why I know my buddy Phil that I do, like, streams and he's on the show, too. Like, he was some random dude that I met on GTA.

4 online doing that fucking swing set glitch Oh nice. For like hours. It is amazing, man. Yeah, physics are fun. Right. It is. And not in like a high school science teacher kind of way.

I mean like if it's like a video game, you get to see it like a rag doggle. Oh, for sure. It's my favorite shit in the world. Like a good physics engine. I curated my Facebook to where if you click on a video and you swipe up the next, it's always GTA4 footage. That's awesome.

Completely curated like this. And I was like, Like, I enjoy going on on Facebook now more than anything because it's literally just GTA4. And then people doing quote-to-quote pranks in Red Ed Redemption 2. Yeah, yeah. You're doing horrific things. I had my Instagram feed is so fucked. But like if you send something to somebody, then it's like, oh, hell yeah.

There it is. Yeah. If you send something to somebody, then it starts recommending you that. So I'm like, Kingston, you know the kind of shit I send you. I'm like, he better really enjoy this because I'm just going to get like N-word meme. for like five days if I send them this one. Do you? I hope you do.

My feed is so fucked up. Because it was just goonerishet for a while. Then I like curated it to be like, all right, puppies in D&D. And then I saw one like very racist meme that I could not stop laughing. And I said to everyone I knew. And then it was just like, oh, I know where you belong. The algorithm knows, man. You stayed on it too long.

Like you're, you can't read it. And I'm like, all right, cool. I got to go past it real quick. But I'm like, but that was. funny. You're such an animal man. One way to counteract it is put like you don't want to see this again. Oh yeah.

I put not interested for a lot of. Even though it'll still be like, liar. Liar. Let's not. I think it also. It's like you fucking liar. Let's not throw the baby out with the bath water.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I've tried it and sometimes it says like you fucking lie. Anyway, we're going to keep going. Rally. You know you want to see this. J.K. Rowling resisting the urge to name one Irish character,

Potato Famine McCar Bomb. That's a powerful. I cast inconvenient orgasm. Have that the fucker. pouring one out for Mr. WFM, my fallen name neighbor, I don't know what any of this means. I always feel like I'm saying like a

sleeper agent, awakened thing sometimes with these because a lot of them are incoherent. What did Chris think of my friendly neighborhood? Wasn't very good. If can't afford $25, just admit you're broke, Sween. Yeah. Did you say that? I can't remember. Might have. Whatever. Big meaty stinks.

The moon's frequencies tell me to kill Sweeney. It's true. That's crazy. That moon's been fucking huge, man. Yeah, it was pretty big last thing. pretty big. What are you talking about? Oh, Moon. Never mind.

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it's like, it's so big. Oh, I don't even, the moon, so it's like, control the moon. I don't go outside. I am, yeah,

you didn't know, I don't go outside, so I don't see the moon. No, uh, I forgot to mention this, you can have full access to Kingston's anal cavity.

This is true. This is a, this is a very special offer that we're doing right now. How many $50 dollars do we have? We got to hook them up. None, but you just give us $50. It's fine.

You take the moon. You'll be entered into a raffle where somebody will win. Just don't check up on it. Is it crazy the things the moon might have not been the shape it is now? I'm not even going to address what you're saying. The moon might not have, because people believe the moon was like a piece of the earth that got knocked off. Sure. But obviously if it got knocked off, it wasn't round initially.

Eventually it became round because of its mass and over time, you know? Yeah, like every fucking planet. Yeah. Yeah. But it's interesting. The idea, like, the moon was probably not that shape once. It's like, oh, that's just freaky. That's just big.

Why would anybody... Gay actor Rosebud Delicious. It's interesting to think about. It's not because everything is spherical because of its... Well, nothing spherical technically. Well, the... Especially not Earth. What do you mean?

It's shaped like a pizza. It's not perfectly spherical. No, a spherical is not a perfect shape. A sphere is not a perfect shape. A sphere is a perfect shape. Rombus is a... It must be. A sphere is a perfect shape, but most things aren't spheres.

A circle is supposed to be a perfect shape. It's a spear is not a perfect shape. No, you're saying spear. Spears are long sticks with blades. A sphere? How is a sphere not a perfect? It's a three-dimensional circle. It's not a, no, it's not a perfect shape.

Meaning that like, like, if you count, you know, like the idea of a perfect circle. Yeah. Like the way that if you map it out, there's no bins to it. Gay actor, Rosebud delicious. Like a human can't draw a perfect circle. Well, yeah, but like a sphere is like in theory, that's what a sphere is, you know. Like the earth isn't a perfect. Boom.

Boom. Like the earth's shape is called like an oblique spheroid or something like that. It's spherical. It's called an oblique, the shape. The shape that the earth is, is called an oblique spheroid. That's what it is. This is a scientific conversation. Are you just supporting my argument?

I don't understand. But like, I think the sphere, there's something that isn't really a real shape. Can we just take a Chad Warden here and say this ain't geometry and move on? Yeah. Thank you. The world's are spherical. Jimbo Mogobbler. Sorry I can't.

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Sub and Thrillionaire. There's your. Didn't we see that movie? There's your advice. Come dog Thrillionaire. You watch Indian movies? What does that mean? Like Bollywood movie?

Like, have you seen RRR? Yes. Yeah. Dude. Okay, so you do. Yeah. I love. Magnificent.

Have you got seen Doom? Isn't it objectively propaganda though? At the end, it just turns into like, propaganda. Yeah. That was good though, man. Anti-Bridge propaganda? I don't remember exactly what it was.

It was like some, it was like more like localized to the political parties happening there or something. So it is propaganda. but it's a good fucking movie. We're unaffected by it because we're ignorant

to it. The British colonized India and it was just like shitting all over. It even has the you know the sunset

never, uh, uh, the sun never sets on the British empire. And you'll see that like covered in blood

at one point at the end. I was like, let's go! My grandma's from Tatola like she was raised in Tatola. So she was like

they would have to sing rule Britannia or Britannia rule away when she lived there. Oh. And it's like that's hilarious. I don't, I don't care.

Oh. Kids, Heath pay more for concessions than 40x tickets. Sweene looks like he's good at Smash Brothers. What does that mean? I am pretty good. I'm pretty good at Smash Brothers. Well, I mean... Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. I guess he's right. I've beat you before at your house. Nah. What? Propaganda. I'm not clear.

I'm also really bad now. Yeah, I haven't played in a bit either. I haven't played in like a year probably. It's been a long ass time. Makes me really sad. That game could have been amazing, but Nintendo shot itself in a foot over and over again. Why?

What do you mean? I think it's pretty good. I think that game could have been, well, they took it out of evil and all that shit because there was this lagging, like, up a fucking frightening store. Oh, the lagging. Like, like nobody, who, who, people who play Smash Brothers online.

They had to for a breed of time because of which calls. People that were playing, um, what do you mean? COVID, the competitive. Oh, I guess we just kind of lived together during that. So it didn't really affect us. They had to, so for sure. Um, I don't know. They would have the streams and they would like, they would purposely like cut away from

from shooting when it lagged. Yeah, yeah. They did that on purpose. Yeah, I do, man. That's crazy. Ye who cometh, ye who come speweth ropes. Why don't plankton run into the crusty crab with a gun and blow everyone shit smooth off.

Yeah. Interesting episode. Good point. He can load himself in. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Spongebob

Spiceb Doodle Bob speaks in DART speech. I guess that's the point of it. I guess it is kind of like Mehae, I mean you know I'mai. Yeah.

Sounds a little bit Swedish. You know it's Spirit Halloween. They have the giant pencil. You do. I thought about it like I kind of I guess it's a useless purchase but I kind of want a giant novelty pencil. No, that's cool. Put that shit in the

background. That's dope. Yeah, whatever. That is really cool. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Obama, when he met Michelle, be like, oh, let me be queer. Kingston is becoming genuinely irritating to listen to. Please fire him now. You're fired. They can't do it. They can't fire me. I am the Senate. They can't fire me. He's got 10 years. I am the Senate. Blair White is fleeing

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Absolutely I did not You look like you could use A second that movie came out You look at you use a fucking lamp. I don't know what that means. I came as gas so hard. I made him M. Pregg and your next boys. Department of Horror.

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That's so dumb. Okay. I did, I read that wrong the last time. I just read it as Ed Shearing. And I didn't get it. I was like, what do you say?

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I mean Valid Goon devil a man without come They have sex with men they have sex with men, those who have sex with men, those who have sex with men, those who have sex with men, those who have sex with men, those who have sex with men. What's that? I don't know. It's like Metal Gear Solid, too.

It's when the kernel starts. Everybody starts breaking. No, Ryden. Those who have sex with men, those who have sex with men, those who have sex with men, those who have sex with. The Lottie Lalo. What? You're mad. I'm going through Snake Eater again.

Oh, yeah? The remake? Yeah, because I'm trying to, I'm trying to go through like the extreme difficulty, like no casualties or whatever. Dude, you can track. equalize people in that game and they can fall in the river and drown it doesn't count as a death. Nice. So I've been exploiting the shit of that. Batman rules, huh?

Yeah, it's Batman. It's like, I launched you off the building, but you're fine. You died, you died on your way to the hospital. That's not my fault. Gravity killed, you said. Yeah. It was a fentanyl overdose. Vitamin's web dissolving.

You fall with the traffic and die. Oh, my God. What is this? It's okay if you don't understand attack on Titan, Kingston. Just keep your dog shit opinions to your stuff. It's a bad show. I don't know. I don't know anything about it.

It's a bad show. Bad seasons, I know, but... Yeah, three consecutive bad seasons. How many seasons is that show even? Four or five. Yeah, whatever. That's too much. Four is right.

Like, third one is like incredibly long or something. I don't know. And they breaks up like six times. It was fucking... Search Peter Lorry Fish Battle versus sucking until red comes out. Smitchie the kid. Adam ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper. Honk Heep from the Prince of Heap.

Look up Boss Endward theme song. YouTube, but yeah, everybody's, yeah, boss. It's a class. It's ridiculous. Hamster and Asak is now plus five after extensive use. Love a shit. I vaguely after the gay clown. Yush, uh, in your honor, in my defense, I didn't come in that cat's face because I wanted you. My penis was just

possessed by a ghost. What do you mean? He missed above yush. No, I didn't. I said vaguely after the gay clown. You did? Yeah. Holy shit. He read the he read the anti-straid equation. Darkside. He's gay. The anti-straight equation. Craig the Canadian, go-go gadget car crash.

Oh. Classic. Classic. That is a great video. Is that a video? Well, it's a classic bit? The snippet.

From what? From us. We were talking about that stupid movie. Oh, god damn. It happened again. I was like, that happened. I was like,

that's a good joke. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Goddain. It's your boy showing to do you cumshot gaming. I'm so sad we couldn't get that account. Oh,

it already. We wanted to start a YouTube account called Cumshot Gaming. But like it was taken already. You'd probably be like shadow ban. No, immediately. Yeah.

Yeah. I wonder if there's a way like backshot gaming or something, back shots. That's not bad. That's pretty good one. There's something that you can do. You still get shadow ban now before you.

I'll check on that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, check on that. Yeah, but it's worth it. No, back shots?

Yeah. I don't know. That's, it took me a while to even, like, I think I learned like as a, like, maybe like 28 or something.

What people meant when they said that, like earnestly. Because I was always thinking from like a camera perspective. It was like, oh, it's a back shot of that, of the character. I think like mid-20s.

At Grok, is this true? No, is it true, Zach? Sweeney talks like he doesn't have a first language. That's so mean. I mean, so mean. I mean, he did say, oh my God, it's insane. I don't think Chris Reagan. He said he spoke gay-lick, right?

Yeah. Yeah, he does speak gay, like a little bit. I don't speak gay lick. I don't speak a lick of gay. I don't speak a lick a gay. I don't know what a power bottom is. Have you seen that video of Alex Jones flipping out because the guy left it for wars?

No. Dude, it's like a legendary... It's like an old school Alex Jones kind of like, I rebuke me. Yeah. I rebuke me. Lord, keep these demons out of my breath. I want them out of here.

It's fucking crazy. Like, he's... It's pretty iconic, I will say. It's in Chris Reagan, raging bigots to self-serving rebrand now on YouTube. It's looking good. What is that? It's looking good. Sween, working the streets, selling inward passes to pay for Lily's crippling

Pizzid addiction. Yes, Patreon. I would love for you to sign me out of my account for the billion time The same device One video, seven subscribers Oh really Backtrack gaming Best Colored Duty gamers 2003 Happy ending

Oh come on Everything that might have literally been a guy that like Was like oh yeah I shoot people in the back Right exactly yeah 100% like a stealthy like a stealth guy He deserves it then Yeah I guess whatever fine Let me look at his stress

There's microplastics in my Dick, look up why Melanie Mac was hospitalized if you want a good laugh. It is crazy. Just monster energy drinks forever and nothing else. Really? Yeah. That can put you in the hospital? Yeah. I guess it's a diet of monster energy. It was just monster. She also eats sticks of butter, so it's like

Oh. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Okay. She ride my meat to the balls till they marinera. Nice. Obey won't you blow me? It's okay if they go I'm slipping Jimmy. Holding my piss in all day so I can shoot kidney stones and my wife like bullets. Kremlin to Gremlin.

Ask the fungus trans girl with Tits to call me. The Starlit Bandit, Harry rectum, summing to snark tank to bootleg Spider-Man 2 instead of watching the episode. We did have Spider-Man 2 playing in the background for a long time. Sween humor be like, what if instead of being called Falmer, they were called

N-word? That is very accurate. I hate Falmer. I'd never call Farmer the N-word. Whatever. Fawmard. Wasteland 583. Propane by Hank Hill. Papani Broth's presents Crash Course in Cybertron History, Rise of Disrupticon.

Donkerson. The colon swinging slasher. Mason, the metal head. Pee, whose dick do I got to start to get some dick around here? Buccaneers go bucks. Can we make a story with our names? A lesbian gun. Charlie Merked.

The big black bug bit the big black bear and the big black bear bled blue black blood. Whoa. Why are you trying to tongue twister me in the middle of this? That's good. What do you, a jackass? John Strickland, Merck's 1889, sat on my nuts yesterday. Oh shit. Rip.

Rip, rip, my friend. First certificate David. Have a Blessed Day, Kingston. Just Spartan pre-rise Blake 896. I got Lockjaw doing graveyard shifts at the dick-sucking factory. And all I got was Lockjaw, as previously mentioned. Call me Jack's films the way I film myself jacking it. Harriet Tumker.

I got to text that to him with no context. The Starkey tank sponsored by Subway Eat Fresh Das Guppy, Racist Offspring. Be like you got to keep him segregated. Nice. I like that one. Young Colin wrestling a car. Trow over the clown. Please help. I can't seem to get any bookings.

Can you give me advice? And then the last last few. Let's go. We're out of here. Jelk with cement to fill micro tears. Oh, nice. Flicking a booger with a bloody tail that lands on your lip. Fetus.

Norman fetus. Norman fetus. How many candy necklaces that take to hand me? Sorry, Miss Jackson, Badly Brave. Who is New York Nick? Aetherian needs help lowering his weapon to hail three. Progerian hunter, Nafram, and rounding out the list forever, King of that Pazard.

Thank you all. See you. Thank you all for tuning in. Jesus Christ. He's watching. He is watching. He is watching. He is quite mad.

He's mad at you exclusively. Not me, though. I didn't do shit wrong. No. He wouldn't be mad at him. Yeah. He ignores me. Never.

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