The Snark Tank - #358: See you in Valhalla

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

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If Elmo was human? Yeah, I think he'd be black. I think he'd be like a little light skin black kid. So here, so I don't know how this makes sense to me, but it does. I feel like he's a black child, but a white man. Isn't he literally a black man, though? Oh, you mean like his hand? Or like the hand that is him?

Because I think Elmo's is a light skin black child. Why do you think that? I don't, something about his mannerisms, man. I don't know. I don't think he has, like, usually kids don't have any mannerisms. They're just dumb little kids. Yeah, mannerisms. They're not like, like, they don't have usually, they have childorisms. They have, they do. They have little boyisms. They usually don't have tales of like, oh, you're definitely this ethnicity. Like a little fucking, like five year old. Yeah, you learn that stuff. I think you learn it, but I think you start learning it by that time already. Do you? A bait. I think so. I think a baby is it. It's like that. Go to an elementary school, man. They're pretty neutral. They're all. They're molded more by like cartoons and their families. That's true.

And that could be happening by that time, you know? I get, I could. Depending on. I already was a big fan of like the moco jumbi stick and beef patties by the time I was like four. The what you're saying? The fucking St. Tomey and carnival where a man gets on a big stick with one leg and dances. It's crazy.

What the hell is that? It's called the moco jump. It's like, you know that like Caribbean has carnival? Yeah, yeah, sure. It's like when carnival happens, there's one guy goes on a big stick and dances around on a stick. Carnival? I don't know what the I have done

It's carnival They're doing evil down there They are They're doing evil down there I haven't caught any of Alex Jones I have not heard any Alex Jones I have not heard him spazz out One time a little while ago

I heard him spas out about that guy That he fired or whatever But like he's so not in the zeitgeist Yeah That like The first thing my thought would think When something crazy like this happened recently It would be like

What is Alex Jones saying? He got a new platform direct He's going like, yeah, I know he has like a website or whatever, but and he still somehow has a studio. I thought, I thought he was supposed to be like at a shack or something. It's the back of his house. He knocked down all the back of his house. He got to work here now. He got rid of his kitchen.

His whole kitchen is like, I don't need a kitchen. I don't need to eat food. I could just eat dirt. In the middle of one of the recordings, he turns around. He opens up the fucking back of it. It takes a pie out. Like it's that crazy. I'll just eat mushrooms and rats like naked snake.

Yeah, he says naked snake. He says naked. He doesn't say venomous. He says a naked snake. He knows. Like boss. He actually probably does. He's like,

he knows pretty much about neogenesis. Oh, you're right. He said like the basically the plot to that at one point on Joe Rogan's podcast. I think anything that's like weird. And military. Anything that's conspiracy minded. 100%.

No, it's like Neon Genesis. Evangelian. It's like when Robin Williams said that. You remember that movie? One hour photo or whatever? where he's like, you don't know that movie? I know that movie.

I didn't see it. So he plays like this like, uh, photo guy at like a Walgreens or something and some kids playing or what was he doing? Is he, it's like he's holding an action figure, right? He's holding something and he's like, is that from neon denizen? Is that from neon Genesis Evangelian? And it's Robin Williams saying it.

Like authentically. I feel like those happen, like the period of time of that happened would just seems like so impossible, but I know he was alive during that. Like, yeah. Because neon justice came out like, it's very old. I watched it when I was like maybe 17. I watched it in church. You would not want to watch that.

That's crazy. You have a cool church. Yeah. They didn't let us do it either. That's such a fuck you to God's concept as a show. Bro, it's insane. I was singing bone dugs in church right now and they got pissed at me.

Boom, boom, boom. I was like, come on. I was like, they're all, they're fucking God-fearing people.

Like, what's the problem? What's the problem? Like, isn't that the one thing you require? I thought it's the only thing that matters. He's crazy. He didn't read the literature.

Well, Alex Jones had, I think I saw him say something, but I saw the unanimous response of being like, I'm surprised he didn't say it was a crisis actor. Yeah. Yeah, especially since I saw reasonable people saying that that white old guy has been at multiple like things, like events like this. Oh, yeah. You know, the guy that was like, I did it.

Kill me, kill me. Why was his pants down there taking him away? Because they just saw that. For comedic purposes? They put pants were down. The old man who said he shot him? Oh yeah, when they were taking him away, his pants fell down. What happened to him?

I was like, what's going to why? It's just unfortunate comedic timing because, like, I've seen people's pants in a struggle. Sure. It happened. There's a great video that kid's shitting himself in that fight. Oh, God, that video is so sad. And you could see it through his pants. Jesus Christ, man.

Yeah. What a sad world. If you win the fight by, you like, flawless victory, but you shit to yourself. Is that still a W? No. No. Absolutely not. Draw maybe.

I think you actually lose. Yeah. If you win a fight and then shit yourself, you lose the fight. Dude. Being humiliated is the, that's the worst thing societally that could happen to you. Is being humiliated. So losing, getting knocked out is not nearly as bad as shitting yourself and winning. Because it immediately erases you win.

What if you shit yourself? This reminds us just a shaguer happening to come. The squirrel guy You're talking about We were hanging out last time Let's not get into this stupid conversation What were you going to say? Imagine shitting yourself

And taking your soiled undergarments And placing it on the person you beat up That's just like you're crazy You should be arrested Animalistic at that moment right Yeah nobody would like it It's a It's not nobody

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nothing really nothing happened at all anyway bye yeah see you guys and then that'll be the episode that everybody sees that'll be the freefeits episode so man I don't know where to start with this because it's so crazy and we've learned a lot since

this whole thing with Charlie Kirk happened we could go officially basically yeah we could go basically right when we were done recording for the week. So we're kind of late to it. But the benefit of that is we have all the hindsight. We have all the developments, all of the leading, you know, we know who did it, presumably. Yeah. You know, we have the text messages that were sent.

Yeah. Yeah, by a Victorian, by a Victorian fucking 85 year old. It's a written so weird, man. We have a lot of weird stuff. It's like a poet. It's like, sing song. It's like, what is this? I remember I was telling you guys.

this, like, when it first happened and he got away, I was like, I was like, Massad or something. You know what I mean? Like, I earnestly thought, because I'm like, how do you get away with that? It's a snipe. You know what I mean? It's not like some dude with like a handgun or whatever. It's a perfect snipe, and then he just gets away. Like, that to me was like, oh, Israel did this.

I didn't know what to expect other than, you know, professional. Right. Right. After I found out that it was a snipe because, like, oh, it was a high-powered rifle. what it seemed like to me, especially the way they were describing how it got hit, that somebody walked up and just shot him in the neck. That's what I assumed. That's what I assumed too. So when I first saw, because I first saw the made a pretty, pretty wild tweet when it first happened. But I first saw it.

That was crazy. It was wild. It was wild. I saw it from a distance and I didn't finish the video. And then I saw it happen like up close. Like somebody was like, like money shot a camera angle where they were like this to him. And you just like pow

And I'm like That came from That was Thrown from Zeus Type shit And I was like whoa It's brutal It's one of the more brutal things I've seen

It really On the internet Because it is so like Even me I was like yowch dude That's crazy And I was like man You're the live live guy

You're the live guy Even me I was like Yeah I've seen people go But it's the way his body moved Like look man It's disturbing I'm not a fan of Charlie Carter

at all. No, I don't think any of us are. I don't like him. Hey, man, tough role. You know, when you live, when you live a dangerous life, you make, you get dangerous awards, unfortunately. But that was a rough thing to watch. That was like, yeah. Yeah, it goes without saying that like, this is not a good thing at all. You know, I don't get any reasonable person, any reasonable person wouldn't support this. The guy, dude, the dude in the audience who was, you know, I don't get you. The dude in the audience who was, you know, any reasonable person's, any reasonable person, person wouldn't support this. The guy, dude, dude, the dude in the audience who was, cheering as it happened to me. It was like, that is a disturbed fucking person. That is crazy to me that, like, that somebody would react that way in that, in that moment. Yeah, right in real time. That's crazy, dude.

That's, like, writing a bad guy. Like, hey, write a bad guy. Yeah, like, that guy's clearly a villain. You know? He might be villainous on the right side, air quotes, but that guy's sick. I don't know, my thing is... See a guy get turned off in front of you.

Seeing someone get turned off, but the thing is, I think about, like, Because I don't, I don't, I wouldn't one v one or one like say, oh, Charlie Kirk's like Hitler or something. But I'd say, use Hitler as an example of if you saw him got Swiss cheese knowing the shit that he's been doing. Like a lot of natives to Germany did know. There's a lot of them that didn't know and they did know. And the ones that did know. And if they saw that happen and understood that under fascism, their country was fucking sucking.

You know, they might be like, oh, sweet. You know, and there's going to be some people that are going to be. like, oh, how dare you? He's still a human and all that. The same stuff that we're experiencing right now. Yeah, I just think in the moment. It's just like, that's a wild. Like, I don't know, I feel like even, even, like, even if, like, I think it's like,

that's like real disdain. That's exactly what I mean. I know that the average person doesn't have any reason to feel that amount of disdain because we're so disconnected from like the horrors of like a real. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat. down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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You know, like they killed a lot of fucking. It was a countrywide celebration, dog. They dragged him. My friends of my friends. My friend's grandma was like, yeah, they were having a fucking ball. Yeah. Now, again, I want to be very clear. Like, I'm not saying.

You're not equating the two people. No, and of course, I hate that. I have to say that. It's so stupid that we have to even say that. But like, it's, I'm trying to say, I'm, I can't, I can't pretend like everybody that would have a sort of response in general to violence like that is like there's no reason to ever feel celebratory or. So I'm just saying.

I mean, people were doing that with. with bin Laden and shit. Yeah, like, so like it obviously depends. It depends on who it is. The people thought Bin Laden and he killed thousands of people in the United States.

So obviously confirmed dead. There was literally celebrations and fireworks. Sure. I remember people dancing outside of the White House and stuff. And I remember they? I remember that? Did they?

I don't know what you did. No, they didn't do they? No, they didn't. Yeah, it was, oh my God. It was SpongeBob dancing on the corpse of bin Laden. And he was saying F is for friends

who do stuff together. You is for you and me. and is her No more Belmont No more Obama Is it not like

Just the actual Plankton version Yeah It would just be The plankton version The song The fire Uranium bombs

The thing that's bothered Me the most out of it Is the Can I say one thing Do There was Dude You had a lot of people

Being like You remember Tim Poole Was like I have a source That says Charlie Stable Cat Brother

Like who are you Like If you've seen That video And I think People should watch that video actually. I think people should see these things happen to just

like understand what it means. Like when you say, I feel like when you see oh like 10 dead in school shooting or whatever or like you know so and so killed. I feel like there's like an abstraction that makes people like not care or like it makes people like oh whatever I think if you see it it's more visceral

and like people actually like attach meaning to like what that number means. I think you should see it. If children's parents saw maybe they shouldn't wheel it into like first grade classers. Can you guys like one to like go? Sorry, sorry.

You can't finish. You're trying to finish. So like somebody go. He's gay though. That is true. I know gay people have a lot hard time not interrupting people. I know that. Go, go hurry up.

I'm not gay. Hurry up. Hurry up. Say your piece. I'm not gay. I think one more thing. I think if children's parents like I think if a lot of parents really saw the the monstrous things.

Because obviously I'm detached because I don't have children. I have a nephew that I'm very close to. But I have children. I don't have children. So for me, even, if we saw the horrors that happened to these children, gun laws would be passed immediately.

They'd be like a unanimous like, we got to do something about this. At the very least, people would care more. I think the masses would change their mind if they saw it. I think if they were exposed to it, the same thing with like people that are like exposed to gun violence in their communities.

They're like, no, get rid of this shit. This is great. Sure, sure, sure, yeah. But it's like, it's a detached thing. And I think that's what happened. That's what's happening right now to a lot of people.

A lot of people, even the great creator space, us, a lot of people that are creators that are out here, like, it shouldn't have anybody. They're saying that because they're afraid for their lives now. It's become a real fear to them, political violence. Which it shouldn't be a fear to anybody. Really, actually, it shouldn't be a fear to anybody. It would be nice. But the problem is that now that a lot of people are like, he was a Christian, they're doing

dick sucking because they don't want, they don't want political violence. towards that is why and it's it and it's fair it is fair it just bothers me that i never saw a lot of people say anything about the tragedies have been happening like what happened today yeah what happened today and no one saying anything about it was a shooting out of homeless encampet now suspiciously close to look i'm not saying this is this guy's fault or whatever but some guy on fox news i think brian kilmead yeah was like uh we should execute mentally ill homeless people and then literally I think maybe 24 hours later

I shoot I think two separate shootings I'm not super sure you can look that up but like there was a shooting at a homeless encampment like a day later I don't know if that's connected

I think it's like just like I think it's like wild timing horrific coincidence there's shit like this happening all the time and what I want to like instill is that like every single thing every single thing that you hear about

when you hear this happening if it's like 10 times that's 10 videos of Charlie Carr happening I want that to like instill you know because it's fucking crazy but the point I the reason I wanted to bring that up is because like bro who are your sources first off they're telling you he's stable anybody who saw that video he's done before he's on the ground that had to be there someone had to be there immediately with a bag for transfusion

I don't even think that would like he's cooked like he was cooked I think it would take it would take like genuinely a miracle and you know that guy It would take a genie, dude. A genie that's good. Like an eye dream of genie, genie, not like a typical like he saved his life, but he died 10 minutes later. And it's like, why would you do that? Yeah, not a DEI, genie.

Yeah, not a DEI genie. Not a DEI genie. It's Will Smith's genie from the new Aladdin movie. Oh, no. I wasn't even thinking about it. Oh, man. Dude, this is watching everything unfold online because it really is. because it really is just online because if you talk to people in person that are detached from

the new mainstream media, which is podcasters essentially. Yeah. They don't know much about Charlie Kirk. So they're just like, oh man, what a shame. A Christian father died. They're just like, what a shame. And to those people, I have nothing to say to them. They don't know any better.

They're ignorant to all this stuff. There's all the podcasters that are not ignorant to it that are trying to whitewash him. And I expected all this to happen. Of course. Right. The only thing that I tried to do, the first thing that I thought because, yes, I could have been facetious. I could have been edgy and stuff like that. But I reverted back to my original roots as everything that I want in life is unity and people coming together.

It's why my favorite music is like in the hardcore genre where it's all about brother and sisterhood, PMA, positive mental attitude, all of that type of shit. Justice, you know, love beat. I've talked about. I shared my favorite lyrics and stuff. And all I was trying to say. people the first time and a lot of people were thankful which made me feel decent that was like bro to the to the to the to the tim pools or anybody that were jumping to conclusions like the jesse waters anyone that was already before we even knew who the fucking guy was they

didn't even have a picture of him yet yeah and they were already saying it's the left it's war time there are dozens and dozens of tweets compiled together of a bunch of people on the right causing calling for war and I was like bro if anybody's doing that if anybody's already made up their mind I'm like bro even if you're a conservative just don't follow those people stop watching them yeah go watch a person that and you know there's because there's some good Christian conservatives out there that are like yeah I respect to Charlie Kirk because you know obviously they like they like the same religious stuff they're they like the same they all like the same shit that's a problem on its own but like they're not calling for violence or they're not pinning it on someone

immediately and I'm like go listen to that shit yeah everybody you're else they are opportunists they're grifters they only care about stoking the flames of division they don't get a fuck about unity because division it makes big bucks right that's how you maximize profits just putting that out there just wanting people to understand that like

they thrive off of this if it bleeds it leads and so that's the thing that was making me so upset and the only thing that really truly upset me was during I was watching noce UFC they always do it around um they always a Mexican celebration thing in September for a UFC. And I have to see a mural, like, you know,

an immemorial to Charlie Kirk in the thing. And I actually had a deep pit of like just disgust in my stomach. And this is from people don't the to the people that maybe not know Charlie Kirk, right? Just just on the surface. We don't need to deep dive. But there are two major things that make me detest his character is that number one, he uses the Old Testament as a guys to hate people, even though... He's a Christian.

He uses... I know plenty of Christians. Like, there's a pastor that was going hard in the pain on Charlie Kirk right now. It's a viral being. I did see that. It's really good. But, like, there are people that don't use it

as a guise to hate people. And so he does, Leviticus, Deuteronomy, and then other people will bring up like he's lost in debates, hey, why don't you feel a certain way about people working on the Sabbath or eating pork?

Those people should be put to death too. Why do you only want to put gays and trans people to death? Why are you picking and choosing? And so I hate that. And then also I hate that he clearly thinks lesser of black people like he says they'd be better off during Jim Crow.

That is an objective thing that he's talked about. And he was like, why do you, why were you guys living better? You know, like he thinks we were living better. Because statistically, he uses all that like ignorant shit. He does this weasily shit to say because anybody

nobody, nobody would use, try to use as like, let's put it this way. Let's say, your daughter, you have a daughter, she gets kidnapped,

she's getting brutalized for like a month or something. But the rapist kidnapper also keeps her learned, keeps her fucking thriving in school and she actually gets better, she gets smarter. And then would you ever go like,

you know, she gets out and she escapes and be like, you know, that was a horrible time, but she she was doing much better mentally. She actually, she got smarter. And like, you learned the Pythagorean theorem. So you would be like, wait, are you trying to justify her capture and brutalization or rape?

Are you trying to justify that to say that there was some positives? You would never do that, obviously. That is what a psychotic person would do. And so trying to do this dance that, oh, blacks were doing better under Jim Crow when they were less than a human, when they didn't have the equal rights is insane to me. And my point about the UFC thing, why it actually deeply hurt me was that like, this is a person that thinks I'm lesser than that would be afraid if I happen to be his pilot on a plane because he thinks, is this person qualified even though that's not how DEI works. No, yeah. D.I. Everybody's qualified. The thing, the thing about me that bothers me the most about him is bad faith arguments, you know.

Well, the way, the way he kind of, can I finish my train of thought? because I just before I just want people to understand that like because I think there's many people and I talked to like about two people specifically about this because they didn't deeply understand

and they didn't understand that that shit hurt me like seeing him immemorial and then flags being raised for somebody who believes these things that want gays and trans people murdered that thinks gay should be stone

he calls it God's perfect law like he this is what he perfect law and I'm like I have gay and trans friends. I don't think they should be killed. I don't think I'm less than a human. I don't think people that look like me are.

And so when I'm seeing this guy celebrating. Only him. It's not because I'm black. Yeah. No, no, that's not because I'm black. That's genuinely, there's nothing to do it. It's wrong. The content of your character and everything about you.

I'm just a relatively, a little nefarious guy. But like, but like, but like, I just, all I tried to do is really hammer hone to people that like, I was like, I was like, you know, this is why. Even though I'm not one of those people that are celebrating because I wish that we lived in a fake utopian society where we've ascended political violence. You can't have a Second Amendment and not be for political violence. First of all, that's what the Second Amendment's for. So the fact that people are saying that they detest political violence on all this stuff. No, they don't.

That is literally what they're using the Second Amendment for. And even though they didn't use it during J6, they didn't bring their guns and shit where apparently that was the tyrannical government that stole the election. And so they're about nothing. Point being that I wish we lived in a world where we didn't need that. We could be like Australia more, that they're like, we had this horrible gun violence. It's over, brother. We're going to crack down on the shit. And they're all living happier.

And they're one of the best societies on this fucking planet. Well, they have spiders that rape you, though. I will take, I will fight a spider instead of fighting a gun. The spiders can shoot you as well. I think, although they have spider guns. I forgot about it. That's right. Yeah.

Eight of them. Shit. Oh, no. They have eight spider guns. I forgot about that. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. The thing to me is just like, I just don't believe that there's many, outside of his like, outside of him being like a religious guy, I don't know if I saw any real conviction out of the guy that was like authentic. And that to me, that to me, that's all I know about Charlie Kirk is how many times I've seen him like. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambatta. We discussed his vision for the future.

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The most obvious one that rings through in my head or the one that I remember most was like the TikTok ban. I was like he was all about getting rid of TikTok. He was all about it. And then immediately when it became like the right winged position to save it, he was like, Trump is saving TikTok, remember this. And it's just like, oh, well, you don't really believe anything. Right.

Like you're not really... I mean the same thing with the files. Same to the Epstein files. He's fucking flip-plop about that shit. Oh, yeah. Don't even get... That's, by the way, still waiting. Still waiting.

Reporters been doctored already. It's like insane. They moved her to like a nice prison. Oh yeah. She's in the minimum. She's in what you call club fed. Where she's just chilling. She's playing botchy ball.

Yeah. Having a great fucking time. With like one of the people from like the real housewives or something. Yeah. Like actually. Dude, it's so fucking obvious that, uh, you know, if Trump does decide not to run because I keep saying I've said this from the beginning it's a toss-up 50-50 chance either he's going to not run because maybe he just dies of old age or whatever

happens or he decides he's like I just don't want to do it anymore or he's setting up he's doing construction he's doing all these things to stay longer you don't build up the palace if you're going to fucking bounce so that is weird yeah go and circumvent the 22nd amendment you know which I why why would he not when he has the Supreme Court court stacked, right? Like, so they can easily just find a way to change an amendment because you can change an amendment. Yeah, yeah. That's how they work. That's what the word means. There's a lot of people that, they're meant to be a meant. That's where like, oh, we need to keep this, again, Charlie Kirk said the same thing. He's talking about gun violence. Like, it's worth it to

preserve the, to the second amendment to preserve our God-given rights. Dude, it really is. I'm like, this isn't a God-given right because it was an amendment. There's such a tragic, there's, There's such a tragic irony to it, man. To him. Just objectively, the whole thing, him wearing a shirt that says freedom. As he's gunned down and he bleeds all over it under a sign that says like, what did it say? Prove me wrong or something. I'm just like, bro, this, while he's arguing four guns and the last thing he says is gang violent.

Like, it's like the whole thing. Like, it actually feels really on the nose. Like, if you wrote it this way, you'd be like, this is so unreal. This is ridiculous. It's almost like, what is it, the Jesus moment? Man of Steel Where he's like He's clearly

You know what I mean he's like sitting in front of a picture of Jesus As he's like doing it I'm just like brother like we get it Like we get it Feels a bit much Easy trobe to connect Like when you feel like you want to connect with Middle America put in the

Those allegories that are That stare you in the face That make you kind of cringe It's just so what like everything about it feels fake And then like I mean not to say it's fair I'm not Alex Jones here saying it didn't have it Obviously it happened there's

Many angles. You know. It's not about whether it happened or not, like, a lot of times people, well, go ahead. You finish your point. No, no, I just, I just think it's, I don't know. It's just such a, it's a fucking crazy thing. I don't really, I'm not sure I believe really anything that's coming out about this yet. It just kind of feels weird.

Like those text messages, if anybody's curious, read the text messages that they supposedly got out of this guy who, who shot him. They're, just, just do it, actually. I'm not even going to poison you. It's just crazy to be that anybody would believe that that's like, A legitimate, like, if that's a legitimate text message, like, what the fuck is this person? I, so my, my, my close. My love.

I'm about to dispose of my evidence now. These are my coordinates. It's so crazy. I don't know. It makes it hard to believe. For me, my, my closing statement is, uh, the big problem I've ran into an internet, uh, is the idea that people, uh, the, uh, perceived forced empathy. that's the part where I'm like the force.

The force. When people are trying to force people like, but he was a father. Oh, to feel bad. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. I cannot understand it. I cannot feel for a person who I think is a evil person,

genuinely. Like truly, genuinely, that's not like a written bad guy with some sort of tragic story. He was a piece of shit person. He did not believe in equal rights for humanity and people. He did not, he did not speak of like a true.

Like people were trying to whitewash. Like, he was a guy that was very moderate. Like, he had some, he wanted people killed. He wanted people stoned. What do you, like, what are you talking about? He was disingenuous to Muslim people all over the Middle East. Like, he was a, he was not a good person and I cannot feel for that guy. Yeah, he made jokes about Palestine.

Yeah, like, repeatedly. He, he would, he, he bashed empathy as a concept. Like, this guy, he, I saw people, like, I brought that up to people and they were like, oh, you should read the whole quote. And the whole quote's even crazier because, like, he's like, he's saying, like, I don't like the word empathy. It's like, it's a new age thing.

I think it does damage. I prefer sympathy because empathy is you trying to feel someone's, someone else's pain. And sympathy is like, I don't know, something else, but I'm just like, I don't have to try.

How's that better? I don't have to, first of all, they're not the same thing. Quite literally. They're like literally separate concepts for a reason. Yes. So like,

I don't know, man. It's, I feel bad for his kids, really. That's, that to me. And like,

the people who knew him, who like interperson, I don't know, man. Like, that sucks. Especially like from a, I understand what that does to a kid. That's a crazy fucking, like, they're fucked, you know? In my opinion, the just end would have been he grows old and his kids slowly cut him off. You know what I mean? Like, that's justice in my view.

That's because that's what happens. That's what happens. A lot of young, unless kids don't like him, there's, uh, I just watched a documentary. on a guy that's like it's like the this I wish I remembered his name but this Danish guy he made a it was like the

faces of hate like it's like a real life American History X and it's doing really well on YouTube and I was talking that guy briefly and the guy that he was like

extremist white supremacists blah blah this you know had all these guns and of course FBI prison all this shit happened comes out as reformed if you've seen American History X it has a lot of similar beats

but like this guy his kids like specifically one of his daughters and stuff like obviously hated him his older son wanted nothing to do with them and he specifically changed because he's like i losing my family and it's the only thing especially to these white fucking 14 words idiots all they care about his family so then he was like oh shit my family aren't retarded like me i need to and say if that happens sometimes a lot of times it works it's not working for Elon Musk he's going the opposite direction because he's a fucking psychotic

because he's he's coming down on trans people way harder since then yeah But like, but typically in a normal setting, yes, you would want Charlie Crick. Look, it's like, bro, if common sense gun laws, not just giving everybody high power to everything, Utah has the most lax gun laws in the country. Like, so you can just, anyone can just get anything. Like, just go to Utah right now and let's go buy some shit. And then it's fucking crazy. And I hate it. And if we had common sense shit, sometimes people want to talk about, look at Switzerland.

Look, they have all these guns. I'm like, yeah, it's heavily regulated. They have a culture. They have a gun. culture heavily regulated. All fucking government register every like they know where all the guns are and they take

care and it's not just NRA and other fucking groups that are just causing people to strip things back because you know politicians are getting paid tens of millions of dollars. Yeah. And unfortunately we see online that people claim to understand this in

polls overwhelmingly they say they want in the 70th percentile like we need common sense gun laws but then they still don't do what we ask. And unfortunately, nothing's changing and the same thing's happening with this subject. You're seeing nobody wants

political violence to happen. The fucking, the online is not a real representation of real life. When you see all those people on the right, they're talking a big game. Again, they didn't bring their guns at J6.

Yeah, yeah. They talk in a big game. The vast majority of those people that are saying Civil War wouldn't do shit. They're being terrible grifters stoking the flames of division and that's it. But like,

most people don't want to be shot. Most people want to come together and they want things better. They want health care and all that stuff. And so I think all of those people that are trying to get people fired, even though they were mad when like, oh, fucking Colin got, you know, they're fucking with him for making a tweet or a type, you know. Yeah. There was, these are the same people that were mad at people getting fired for political opinions and all this stuff. Now they're celebrating. It's obnoxious.

It's obnoxious specifically too, because it's like, look. as if I was like the head of a company right and I saw and I saw my like I don't know an employee do it a TikTok dance on the day of an assassination I probably like logically I probably like I don't know if I necessarily would not fire that person that's like reasonable I think on some level but to me like bro like even Charlie like would say like oh yeah even hate speech is free speech you know what are you like he didn't tweets about it keep America free

exactly specifically talking about the First Amendment yeah and he's joked I don't know man he's joked about Palestine we've so much dude we've joked about we've joked about we've joked about damn near everything the submarine the day that happened

absolutely yeah we were like cracking the fuck about so like the people who are like getting like weirdly like on the moral crisis like oh don't make a joke or whatever about this I'm like brother like first of all there's a difference between a joke about something and a celebration of something if there wasn't your favorite comedians would be sociopaths and it would be in jail today.

Right. Literally. So like, I don't know. That to me was wild. Yeah, it's dark humor. They want to selectively act like they don't know what dark humor is. You didn't say the N word at a black person who died on the street. So it doesn't, it doesn't register as dark humor to me actually. It just kind of, it sounds mean. Yeah. This person looks like me. So now it's a problem. Yeah. This person looks like, this person, the most of it is a parisocial relationships though because you see it happening online so heavily. These people that idolized him that felt some sort of connection. They're upset.

That's why people ask them, hey, did you feel any sort of emotion at all when the Democratic legislators got assassinated? You know, by Trump supporter in Minnesota earlier this year. Did you feel anything? 13 weeks ago, by the way. Yeah. Did you feel anything at all? Did you have any thoughts or prayers? Any condolences? Did you have any? Of course, not. I'm being rhetorical. And then the biggest one, we all in real time, go look up the tweets right now of people, laughing about Paul Pelosi getting smashed by hammer. Literally. Especially because he was pantsless.

The president's son. The president's son? Charlie Kirk himself was like, hey, some patriot should bail this guy out and ask some questions because alluding to they think this was Paul Pelosi's gay lover because he didn't have his pants on him. Like, nigger, I never have pants on at home. First of all. I literally never had pants on at home.

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Why is it not okay now? I know why. That's what the problem comes from. It's biasy. It's just, it's just, it's care about Paul Pelosi, but they care about Charlie Kirk. It's insane. It's it's I don't know man. It it it. I think all in all this is all this shown me how how further further further further, people can this fucking fall just fall further into this this wormhole of ridiculousness. Yeah. Where even like I can I can look back at me

tweeting L.O. and being like that was that was that was too far. That was too far. That was too hasty of me to do that. I think at the end of the day as much as I hate him and I hate him. I'm a stop there. I hate this man. That's still a human. Can I ask you something? What's up? Do you, when you reflected on that and feeling like it was too far, like, what made you come to that conclusion? Just seeing him die. Like, oh, when you actually saw it.

Yeah. Yeah. Seeing him back. Seeing the way it happened. And me remembering, like, igniting, like, that's the fucking human. That's the point, though. That's what I was saying. It's like, dude, the video makes it real.

It's, like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, whenever, I've watched a bunch of stupid lively things, but I never see it in, they're not in 4K. Yeah. They're not in hyper, like, realistic. or not someone like it's not like the the detachment is not there you know what i'm it's like it's like it's like it's like it's normally like like you in a lot and i've seen this figure i've seen this person more than once i think knowing who he is is very different that is yeah i've wished pain upon him plenty of times yes but like i i know i he's still a fucking

person you know he's still a fucking person he still has kids yeah um those kids are the perfect A perfect life. A perfect life would have been, yeah. This happens he survives and he being like, hey, maybe guns are a little too crazy. The sad thing to be, that would have been perfect storm. The saddest thing really is that like there's now there's like, I'm, I don't know, man, I grew up with kind of the same shit that you grew up with where like I grew up with like Spider-Man and shit. And I'm just like, man, I wish you had the chance to change.

Yeah. And oh well, you know, it's sad. I think the takeaway from this and we'll move on to, uh, I guess. Because it's really the only thing that happened except for like the many, many other shootings. Yeah, other violence. Or the poor black child found in a tree. Interesting. He was, he was having a good old swing. They did lynch a good old swing. They did lynch a black student. Oh, wow. Someone did. I don't know anything else about it. But I didn't see it. So like whatever kind of. He couldn't see it. He didn't say he was Christian.

He didn't have he didn't have these wonderful values that I do I stand by. Hold on. I didn't see it. So like genuinely like who cares? Life goes on. Exactly, dude. Well, look, so I'm somebody. Yeah, we'll end it after this. I'm someone who's, I've been paying attention to geopolitics for about like 20 years now. And I've seen way too many bodies exploded.

Not live league stuff because I know it's like more entertainment type stuff and I'm like to each its own. Me was like I need to see this stuff to understand what's happening. It's like what happened to the tide of the Vietnam War. Yeah. So basically I'm talking about post mission accomplishing. stuff and then the Arab Spring, stuff like that with the Muslim Brotherhood coming up, and then seeing the war in Israel, Palestine. Seeing some stuff in Russia and Ukraine, although that's a little bit more second and

first world. So I kind of, I care more about the bottom third world that literally can barely defend themselves being massively slaughtered and ethnically cleansed and genocided. So I see all this stuff. and I have some images burned into my brain and I know people get very upset if you try to share any of that stuff same with veganism.

You show people the extreme stuff but I think it is very important to watch some of this stuff see some of the stories, some of the audio, even some of the emergency calls where people are getting killed. It's crazy.

Dude, it is. It haunts you. It literally haunts and it should. And so the people that change their minds or at least they felt empathy when they saw the Charlie Kirk video, that's what we want for all the other stuff. So you can understand that it's like we need to stop funding all of this political violence across the world. And that's like and stop thinking

that it's us versus them. It's brown people. It's Western versus East versus West. Because none of that shit matters do. We're all fucking people and we're all relatively poor to a handful of people that are insanely rich. And they're doing a wonderful job keeping us very poor by continuing to have differences between us because none of that shit fucking matters at the end of the day. truly, truly doesn't. It doesn't, it doesn't, like it, it's, it's the fucking argument where people, people argue this stupid shit like, like, uh, like, uh, professor Mike, I forgot what his last name is, right?

People arguing that race is a fucking real thing. And it's like, it's not. It's such a waste of time. It's not. You're, you're the amount to the point that like scientists. Well, yes, it is. Let's do it. Let's do it.

How so? There's racing games. You're right. The concept of a race is real. Crash team racing versus Mario Kart. That game. That game would be so ridiculous. Crash team race realism.

That's insane. It's at the end, at the end of the day, you cut somebody open, you take a heart out. That heart will be in anywhere. Of course. That must exist, right? There's no way it exists. You made that. Someone else.

Someone else has said that. Let's make a bumper sticker. I'm not confident in that. Someone else said that. Someone else said that. I'm not confident. I feel like it's like a 70-30 split. Every, every.

Every crash team racing fan is someone that believes the race realism. So 100% they've said it. Maybe there's truth there. None of us support the assassination of people for speaking. I think that's pretty fucking clear. So, uh,

the person was a galactic piece of shit that deserved, deserved to be, I don't know, be attacked by a dog maybe. But let's work towards no political violence ever. I mean, I know it's utopian flying car shit. I know.

Let's work towards it though. until then unfortunately political violence like resistances the let's see how this country was even born with fighting against the king because of the inherent violence that we always ensue it is a necessary thing

and I hate that I wish we were past that because that was hundreds of years ago you know, it'd be nice but again just to reiterate we you really should look at you should look at videos like this I think genuinely take you should look at videos from Palestine where like people are turned into like what looks like Italian dishes. I'll give you

some great hits. Children. Children starving and and crying. People reaching to the point that now they're going to develop diabetes no matter what they fucking do because their body cannot process sugar any longer. Is he RFC? It's insane. It's insane. It's insane. It's the RFC say that 50% of China has diabetes. He just keeps saying stuff that makes, he's just rambling stuff off. Do you know, do you remember, did you see those videos when, um, when, uh, there was people throwing out like stuff outside of the White House. There was like a black bag being thrown out the window and I did see that. And so look it. Check this out. So the reporters were asking Trump about that. We don't know. That's the thing. We still don't know. It's very bizarre what that was.

It seems like they were just exposing of another Khashoggi or something. Like you know, remember that dude that got chopped up by Saudi Arabia, a shogi. Oh my God. No. You don't, you don't remember that? No. I mean. I know that name. The, the, the fucking a reporter got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, uh, he got, he got, uh, dismembered. because he was criticizing the prince right yeah so yeah he got sod where was this where did this happened sorry but the prince he was a oh the guy who owns SNK dude yeah he was a he was a yeah that guy owns that guy yes when you when you told me when you told me that story like four years ago i was like what do you mean what do you mean that happened they're buying up

everything man and then there's sports washing and everything. Of course. They love Messi and Ronaldo and they're always there. I mean, they're doing the box and stuff. They just did the Canelo and all that shit. Anyway.

But what I was saying is... The worst shot everybody was your hand completely. This ruins. So what I was saying, like, okay, RFK makes up shit. It reminded me what RFK is doing. I think he's just taking beats from Trump because when that,

when they're throwing the shit out the window, which was probably dead body or something, they asked Trump about it. And he just off the top of his dome was like, Oh man, you can't open those windows. They're like so heavy. Like you can't like there's a 600, but you just said shit.

They're so heavy. I can't lift him. I'm also sickly and fucking weak. And there's war. There's black blotches on my hand. I'm not a black man, mind you. Yeah. My face was drooping what happens after a big stroke.

You know what happens? It always happens after. Nothing. Good game in golf. Good game of golf and a lot of McDonald's. That video is weird as fuck of them throwing the shit out of the white house window. I thought it was AI at first. and then like some like there were like digital forensics people being like no it's a real.

Yeah he was saying that even Trump was saying it was AI but then the fucking the reporter's like no no check it out like we here they showed him on the phone and he was like uh huh he's just like whatever the AI up my face for that uh that address I gave and I looked uh I looked weird that seems like a weird thing to do in in general like I don't know that was why do he look like that what he mean weird when he wasn't that dress of Charlie Kirk he looked straight so it's probably it's probably just rendered crazy well there's a lot of post processing on it. It got fucked pretty hard, especially in Twitter. It looked way worse. Monday Matt pointed this out to me. Matt Jarbo.

He was like, a, check it out on YouTube. And it still looks weird, but it doesn't have the weird like, you know, when he lifts his hands up and this like warped thing happens and his body shifts. Yeah. Like he lifts his hands and it goes like that. And you're like, what the fuck was that? It looks really. So if you look at it on Twitter, it's like crazy.

Because I was like, even so, even after Matt showed me a better version or he told me see a better version. I'm like, this would still drive people insane if this happened of Biden. No matter what. Yeah.

No, no, no. I see. Yeah. Because they already had the Doppler gangers and all the other shen. I was like, I think,

I think this happened to this dude. I think clearly he's sickly. I think clearly his, well, yeah. His time is, his time is approaching. He's very unhealthy. He's very large.

He doesn't eat vegetables. His time is approaching. You got to eat vegetables. You got to eat vegetables. You got to eat vegetables. I think he eats ketchup. Vegetables and water. That's the closest vegetables.

that's not even a vegetable. That's kind of in a vegetable. That's crazy. It's a base of one. It's all he eats. But I think, RFK shows up. He's like,

you want some of these bad hands? He shakes through the door. He vibrates through the door. Like, the door is closed, but he vibrates through it. You want some hands? All right,

later. And he goes to the ghost underground. You again? It is. But I think, but that video, yeah, I saw videos being like,

that's AI. And I looked at it closed. And I'm like, that's not AI. Like, there's too many, like, there's like,

there's stuff in it. It might be AI, There might be like AI like polishing on it But that's a real video that's like I think there's like morph cuts You know like when you're like sure You do it But like it's not like pure AI Like there's like you could see teleprompter like reflections in the window and shit

It's like okay this is real He just looks fucking weird His shirt looks The thing that trips me up about the video on Twitter specifically is that his shirt looks like Like a 360 Unreal Engine shirt Like it looks like Max Payne's shirt or something Like it doesn't look real at all He's too still to

too. It creeps me out. Yeah, he's like, it's like he's flexing. But, you know, there's no muscle. Because, like, he's so still. And I'm like, bro, relax. What's going on with you right now? They probably directed him to do that because they knew that they had to do the morph cuts between. I would imagine that.

It's like, stay as still as possible, Mr. President. Yeah, okay. You've got to have a concise address. And we know you, we know you, we're probably being like, I don't even know what happened. What's going on? What's his name? Oh, last thing before we move on. When the reporter.

Oh, classic Trump. When the reporter asked him like, man, like you were really close to Charlie, like, how are you holding up? I'm good, actually. We just started some new construction. It was like, bro. He's asking you about Charlie Kirk and he immediately flips it on to himself. Oh, I'm great. We're doing construction.

I was just like, it couldn't curb yours through the enthusiasm type shit. It was just so fucked. And then he's at like a baseball or football game and he's fucking dancing the next day and shit. He's just having a great time And I'm like, bro, read the fucking country. I'm fading fast. I guess it's,

I thought he would be, have fun, have fun while you're here. I thought he would be a little bit more politically shrewd than that. I thought he was gonna, I thought he would at least like, put in,

put like, a face on of like, have you met him? Well, no, but like, I guess because it's, he seemed more sincere

about Ruth Peter Ginsburg. You know, when I had that famous video, which is an all time video of like that, what is it, There's some song, I don't know if it's like Paul Simon or what. Yeah.

Blue Jean, baby. And he's like playing in the background. And he hears about her dying for the first time. He's like, wow, you're just telling me this for the first time. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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it was his, um, his, his, uh, ex-wife. His ex-wife told him? It was when he was finding about about his ex-wife, actually. Was it? Yeah. I thought it was Ruth Bader Ginsburg. No, that was the, when, uh, his, his first wife, I don't remember her fucking name.

Something foreign as shit too. Oh, really? I gotta like, look back in my memory. And like, it was like, wow, I just, I did find out about this for the first time. And the song's playing in the background? Yeah, like, isn't that when he was at the airport or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, that was, uh, that was, uh, his wife.

Oh, oh, I could have sworn. Let me, let me verify that. Yeah, I could have sworn it was he was in finding out. Trump finds out about ex-white death. Death. Let me do, yeah, but. Wow. Wow.

I can't believe she died. Ivana, her name's Ivana. What a loser. First wife. Shut up. Was it really that? Yeah, Trump reacts. What the, God, they're really stretching this video.

Oh, they're hitting that 10 minutes in one second. Jesus Christ, it's a documentary. It's not. even on here. I don't think, look up, I think I'm right. I think it was Ruth Baird-G. If you're,

look up Trump R-B-R, what is her, R-B-G? Dumbass. Yeah, I don't know why. I couldn't remember the fucking letters. No, not you heard. Oh, yeah. Also.

Yeah, not you heard. You too, but her, but mostly her. What a jackass. Unfortunately, what a stupid bitch. Right? Unfortunately. That generation just doesn't know how to let go, man. They just can't,

Like they got nothing without their work. And so they're just like... When they're gone, it's going to be a funny version of the planet. It's going to be a funny version of the planet. I don't think so, because I think they've poisoned. I don't know how I got it mixed up. You're totally right. Oh, was it with...

Absolutely. Okay, yeah. I don't... Why the fuck did I think that? I'm so weird. You almost got me to, like, doubt by... Yeah, because I, for however long that was, I was this entire time, thought it was...

I don't know how I did that. Maybe somebody misspoke and then I believe them. That's weird how that works out. But yeah, yeah, he taught RBG and he's like, wow, I didn't. I just find, yeah, just fine. I had not about that. He was probably a little bit touched because he's like, oh, I'm going to, yeah, he's like, I'm going to use this to my advantage because I love doing that stuff. So, yeah, crazy stuff.

I'm unwell. Crazy stuff. Oh, you see, he also was like, he went on Fox and Friends and he was like, oh, when the extremists on the right, they're usually only extreme because they don't want violence at all. I was like, that's awesome. There's one, too, where he was like, um. I can't remember what it was, but he was... I tweeted that one out, and I was like, you gotta be kidding me.

Well, he was also... Sorry to interrupt you, but the craziest thing, this is the craziest AI thing ever. The girl that got stabbed and Charlie Kirk holding each other on the bus. Oh, you didn't Ted Cruz tweet that out of something?

I saw that and my jaw almost hit the floor. You see the one of Jesus cradling Charlie? Oh my God. And like, he was in like... He starts off an American flag shirt, but then it turns into like a fucking... A gown?

Like a... I wouldn't wish... I tweeted this. too. I would not wish an AI slop, like, memorial highlight reel on my worst enemy. That shit is so sad. It's so disrespectful.

I'm going to be honest, shit, man. You want one? Yeah, because they're so... Don't worry. They're so shit. They're so... Look it. Don't worry.

I'm the person that wants to be at you. I want to be... I want a taxidermist to stuff me. Like, so why would... I guess so, yeah, yeah. So me, I see something that sounds so fucking absurd. see Jesus weeping and cradling Charlie, I was like, bro, do that to me, but a thousandfold. I want Jesus to be ripped.

I want fucking, fucking God to be like way bigger. He's a huge bulge and shit. Like he's just like he's, so like it looks kind of weirdly erotic, I'm erotic, but it's not supposed to be. Right. You know, I want Jesus kind of caressing me, but almost a little bit too long where it's people are starting to get a little uncomfortable and shit. I want you to like hold my hand, like grab my hand with his two little hands. Yeah.

And he leads me to the kingdom of heaven. That picture is wild. That picture is crazy. That story too is fucking wild. Yeah, because they left like, didn't that guy get arrested like seven? Like more than that.

I thought it was like 14. It was more than that. It was in the double digits. Guys. Yeah. At a certain point. Well, even his mother. Even his mom.

Like at a certain point. The way that was, the way that was aimed at people was so crazy. It was like, oh, stop. Look, look at him go again. And it's like. I don't think he's, any sane person would look at that and be like, oh yeah, that guy should have been let out.

Yeah, no, everybody was in unison. It was like, he should have been locked up. But then we talked about this briefly on the show. You made the point that it's like, well, you know, money. You have to keep this guy in that facility. It's just going to be another tax burden or whatever. And they're just like. Which they have.

They just don't want to do it. Exactly. Yeah, we touched on that before that. I think it's worth it to keep crazy people out of. Of course. I think personally. It's like the one thing we're supposed to do. I know.

Crazy people should be I mean if that was the case I wouldn't be in fucking office a lot of shit The planet would be very different If we like took people that were had problems And like I don't know rehabilitated them properly And helped fund in helping them Instead of giving money to corporations that they don't use it for the people It is goes in their pockets in fucking Sweden somewhere

Yeah we know yeah It's all that shit It's all a goddamn joke It's a game that I don't want to play But I'm not man enough to turn off the game you know He's a stallion now Because I want to turn off the game but I'm He's a stallion.

We're watching We've been watching Shrek to this entire time, by the way. Hello, I am. I am a pussy and I'm a potos. I'm pussy and some patos. Vote for so on. All right. He's, he's, that choo-train is chewing, man.

Hey, man. That chute-true truan. Three-inch glass around him at all times, dude. Until the chews get to him. And a little art. Yeah. What the fuck was that about? I said the chus.

He got, he has, he has the good one. He said the choo-chewing. He got the good one on his team. What? He has the good, I don't know what you're talking about.

Don't say that. I'm scared. I don't, I'm not going to go any further. No, why'd he say that? No. I stepped on a mind.

It is weird, by the way, how quickly, like, dude, we should move on, I guess. I don't know. Why not?

Because then Yahoo's posing some wild. Like, it's like, oh, he loved us. I'm like, mm-hmm. Because there's, like, I think a video that was,

like, recent of him being like, I don't know, actually. And now he's gone. It's kind of, I'm not saying anything. I don't know. Charlie was smart enough

to, just like Marjorie Taylor Green, they were, like, starting to read the room. They're like, uh, this is very clear, especially what the famine

pictures started coming out, and people are like, ooh, ooh, ha, ooh, I've got to pretend I care now. That looks like Spirit Halloween.

I don't like this. It looks worse. It doesn't, well, He looks worse. He's making a joke. He's going to goofy sometimes. Palestine, Gaza specifically, looks worse than Spirit Halloween.

I have a joke I want to say, but it's just so wildly distasteful, unfortunately. Well, okay. You walk past a little Kenny Springs. That's crazy. That's crazy. Move! I'm so hungry. That's crazy.

My name's Lewis. All right. Should we move on to survive? It's made me cry. Should we move on to some question? Well, yeah. If you don't laugh, you're going to cry. 100.

100. I'm an ambidextrous. That's not what that means. I'm a bisexual. My sexual, like, by capable. Maybe that last one makes, a little. Makes, right.

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I know. I have a question. Why? By curious just means you're curious about two things, right? Like, etymologically speaking? I guess technically it should just be curious. But what if you're more curious?

But like, But if you're double curious. Wait, no, because by curious, by that metric actually means you're like less curious. Because it means you have a cap of two things. Well, well, that's why there's tricurious and it goes on. No, but then you're stupid. You know there's a word for like the third? What is it?

I learned this recently, although I remember hearing it a long time ago and I was reminded of it, I guess, recently. The word tri-tagonist. Do you know what that is? Yeah. It's the third most important person in a story? I thought the neuro, the protagonist, and the neurotagonist or a durotagonist I think it starts

I don't know But like the point is You don't need a word for that I don't think I think it depends on the kind of story You're telling If you're telling an epic story That's like long-spending maybe

If you're telling a story About three people I guess specifically No That's so sad Like the three musketeers Or something Or Alvin and the chipmunks No

Or like the three wise men Crados Or the three stooges Yeah Or Hansel and Greta Hansel Gretto and witch Handel. In a wish.

Actually, yeah. And a witch. I think there is, if it's a very strong story, I think there's a tritagonist. The thing is, it's just. Like, the story continues later on without the different character. You don't need to say it. That's the thing. You don't say, nobody uses those words in the story.

It's just if you're talking about it. I think people that do like really in-depth synopsisies, care about shit like that. I guess. I don't know. Synopsuses? Synopsis? Synopsis?

Sonopsis? A bunch of synopsis. Like this niggas said, M-by-dextrous. Like a robot. All right. Let's see. First of all, I want to,

so first question by It's Angela. I have to address this because I feel kind of insulted. What's that? Chris, were you aware that completing Spider-Man

for the PS2 on hero mode would unlock the green goblin as a playable character? Yeah, he flies around. And you can free roam around New York City on a glider throwing bombs.

Worth a look. Who do you think you're talking to? Yeah. Of course I knew this. Of course! Of course! Of course.

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I might have made it. When you got it a year later after it came out, you ever heard of it beat the game? I know too much about that game. Like, apparently, because you know that mode, right? And you play as Harry and he's got his own lines or whatever. Apparently that guy who plays Harry was supposed to play Spider-Man because they weren't sure if Toby McGuire would do it.

And so, like, they just had all those lines. And they were just like, oh, we have this guy. Let's just make him the green goblin. And it's funny because it just sounds, it doesn't sound like James Franco at all. It doesn't sound like anybody. There's like a person. It sounds like an approximation of a human being. Yeah.

But that was one of the coolest things ever. Being able to play as like the bad guy, it is so sick. I miss, like, I thought for years that that was like a thing in Spider-Man too. By the way, your elbow is fucking. Oh, my God. I was trying to. I was like, dude, look at this shot. It was great.

I was going to be in a way, man. This is officially a four-person podcast. Chris, Derek Sweeney, and Sweeney's arm. Yeah, it's good. I like it. Yeah. I'm actually very, very satisfied. Well, finally, a quartet.

Yeah. We should do, we should croon. Croon? Yeah. Crooning me. Like old school, like, um, quartet kind of singing. That's the word for it? I don't know if it's, I don't know if it's exactly.

There's a, hold on, let me look it up. It might, I just didn't, I never considered a word for doing that. It's, it is, like, let's do a quartet, but it's a word for singing that comes from that era. So a crooner is a singer typically a man who performs sentimental ballads in a soft, emotionally intimate and smooth vocal style. So like Frank Sinatra basically. It sounds too close to like Gooner. It sounds too close to like, like, like something that would be. Let's go croon.

Well, there's an R in there. That's crude. It's like crucified. Hard are. I can't say. There is kind of a Pretty hard R and Grunner. Wait a minute.

It works. It works well. No, hard R is that to come at the end. Not necessarily. You can have a hard R in the middle of a sentence. I don't think so. I think so.

I don't they both the fucking same? Yeah. Hard R is or R's usually that are followed by. Hard R is just like when the R is like emphasized in the sound. I thought it was when a vowel presets it. So it transforms into a different sound. Well, the R doesn't, well, give me an example in English. Well, the sound itself becomes something different, right?

Because you know, it's like, R opposed to like, with the E before the R and becomes er. You mean the er, like when it's actually being supported by something. Yeah, like a vowel or R or R or something like that. But like R and then er. Okay, I see what you're saying. Yeah, it's like it becomes hard when a vowel. The vowel is more. Or or R or R or you know.

The vowel is morphing it. It becomes hard. I guess. I don't know. I feel like conceptually, like you'd still have a hard R in the middle of a sentence. I think that's the point of hard R is they have to come. come, well, they can come in the middle of a sentence, that's true, but they have to be preceded by a vowel. Are there letters? Are there soft R's in the middle of words? Yeah. Then there you go, right?

They're like shred. I guess only like say like, um, it like heard. You know what I mean? Yeah. That is that follows a vowel, but it's like er instead of R. It's not hard. And you know what? When you do EA like heard. Yeah. I think, I think it's, I think it's specific vowels. It has to be just predated a vow. I think it's specific vowels. But like I'm saying, like heard is each E. E. Yeah, but it's not hard. It's a hard R. It's not the E.R hard R, but it's a hard R. Or her, I guess so. I guess so.

And that's the point of it. Yeah, I guess so. I could be wrong. That just seems like sensible enough. I think I'm sounding incredibly retarded. Yeah. I think I'm the retarded one. I think it's me.

Should we have a retard off? I got news for you. I got, I got, yeah. That's what this whole thing is. Yeah, I'm self-aware. Wait, what? I thought I was tedious. You're not going to learn a.

fucking things on this podcast. I want that to be very clear to anyone listening. You only learned that Ruth Bader Ginsburg was in fact the person that Trump was talking about. And for some reason, why the fuck did I think it was his wife? Maybe she died around the same time. Maybe it was, yeah, maybe it was like a double. I mean, people die every day, you know.

Well, Shut the fuck. Shut up. Venom singing strangers in the night really well. What do I feel like that video exists? Did that happen? I think that's the video where is that in like the six fucking vener.

movie or whatever. I haven't seen any of them. It's amazing that there's a Venom trilogy of films. I got to see a single one. Funny without Spider-Man. Yeah. Interesting. So dope.

Interesting. I saw the first one. I don't remember much of it. I remember Eminem's rapping it. Oh, yeah. The venom is the best part. You got to hit them in the cinema and then get an enema. Mm-hmm.

Manum. I said, I just tried to. Venom. Vim. 5.55 to go get them It's so insane. Anyway, Ven I'm singing strangers to the night really well. He wrote it and he says, good morning or afternoon.

You fuck mothering motherfuckers. Whoa. All right, well, relax with the language. Shut up, stop, don't sick. Whoever sings that, keep it to live. It is a good song. It goes crazy. I can't hit that last note.

One of my favorite things recently is that, have you seen these videos, by the way? I can't hit it. He gave something up to try that. Have you seen these videos of people, like black people specifically realizing that Bobby Caldwell is white? Is white as shit? Yeah. Really? I love those videos.

I like when you hear a soulful white and then I get why people think. Yeah, no, of course. Even Michael McDonald, even to, even him, people are kind of like, damn, that is kind of sounds a little basic. All these people have like, you know. First time I saw him person new groom was like, oh, is that fucking Vin-Rames? Is that fucking Michael Clark Duncan? I'm just crazy. Is that Michael Clark talking

is exactly what I thought when I was watching Emperor's New Groo and Kusko spoke. Yeah, I was like, whoa, he's really diversifying his roles. Yeah. Look, look, look the knee, the knee. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is the best, yeah, like they grind pepper in his face. That's crazy. Instead of pepper spray. They plant the catnip on him. What a great. Ah, Shrek 2 is great. But anyway, he says,

so he wrote in, he says, I've been a huge Borderlands fan since Borderlands 2 came out. When Borderlands 3 came out, it killed my enthusiasm for video games for a long while. It was a pretty rough. Damn, video games. Imagine giving up like that.

I, yeah, that was, it's weird because that was, it wasn't bad, but it was like, yeah, this is kind of rough. Like, I remember the UI, like the pause menu was chugging. Like, your inventory screen was chugging. I remember that being like, yo, I can't do this. This whole game is inventory management. I can't be doing this shit. and then the villains are like podcasters or something

or like streamers it was rough it was rough right but anyway so with borderlands four out and nearly everything I wanted from and it being nearly everything I wanted from three I think it's incredibly fun but I can't help it feel dead into the marked improvement I guess my question of y'all is what game if applicable killed your enthusiasm for video games I don't think I've had that yet I don't Kingdom Hearts 3 oh really it almost killed it almost killed me I don't think anything

I don't know. I feel like this is the danger of like hyping things up, right? Where like, I don't know if I've hyped anything up since probably Spider-Man 3 taught me, you know? Where I was like, I remember being so excited for Spider-Man 3 and I was like,

there's no way this is going to be bad. And then I walked out of it being like, I don't know if I loved that really as much as I wanted to. And then ever since then I was just like, all right, you know, I'm just going to look forward to things and then just, you know, if it's good, cool, if it sucks,

all right. But like, I'm not going to, I don't know. To me, something's sucking isn't going to kill my enthusiasm for an entire medium. Like there's so much to play. Even just this year, like a lot of great shit has come out. That's it. So like, like just, you can just play something else.

You know what I played when a Dromeda was a disaster? Like it, I was playing it for the first time, um, Shadow Mordor. Oh yeah. So I played it for the first time. It was already out and stuff. But like, that's when I finally got my hands on it. And I was like, great. Yeah.

I washed my fucking memories from that horrible experience, especially clipping through an elevator and luckily having an earlier save because I was fucked on that one. It's like I was stuck in an elevator. I couldn't go anywhere. Yeah. And even Borderlands 3 when that came out. That was 2019, I think. So that's like Sekiro time.

So like there's still, there's, I don't know, man. It came out just before COVID. Borderlands 3? Yeah. I think there's, or just after. No. Mm-hmm. That can't.

It was around that time. I feel like there's no way. Mm-hmm. Look it up. Okay. Yeah. Look at up. I think I'll do that.

I'll make a scene of his interactive. What the phone is that? I don't know. Yeah. I will say, I don't have anything for video games particularly, but the Watching really bad. Like, because I remember I played, I played Red Dead 2 just before I played Kingdom Mark.

Oh, yeah. You can't do that. That is so crazy. You can't do that. I played it with our friend Gabby. We played the whole, I played the whole game with her there. And she was like, are you all right? And I was like, no.

No, I'm. That was at the very beginning of the pandemic, right? You were playing King of March 3? I think so. And I was like, no, I feel like I'm going to kill myself. Because Gabby was staying with us, I remember. So September 13th, 2019. So I don't know if I would really consider that.

It was approaching. Yeah. That's what COVID started getting talked about. No. Yeah. Not at all. Yeah. Not in the media.

We didn't hear about COVID until like maybe February. I mean, it was only, the only people that were talking about it then was like CDC like type shit because obviously they named it COVID. 19 for 2019. Yeah. But like, COVID's existed. Like, COVID was talked about just as much prior to that. I feel like, I feel like that's when people started really hearing about it.

I feel like your memory is wrong. I remember. I can be wrong. Because it was Sonic, what's Sonic? It just came out before COVID actually set the world down. So yeah, I guess. So, yeah. I just think September is far enough away from March that I wouldn't consider it.

Because March is when it happened the next year. I feel like that's like it's like, I understand why you feel like it's close. But I feel like it's kind of fun. Because I remember I was in school at the half year away. And I did. I was doing a one. winter class and my professor was like COVID is how thing that's going on right now and no one's taking it seriously. I remember he bringing it up explicitly like this is going to be a problem

and no one's taking it seriously and it's going to bite this in the ass. And then lo and fucking behold three months later it was like up school's close for a week. Actually rest of the semester. Dude it's so funny listening because like one of our first episodes was coronavirus and I remember making the thumbnail for it because I just took a flood. Yeah yeah yeah. And we were so serious about it. It's just like whatever. Oh yeah. I mean, I believed what they were saying. They're like, hey, well, we got to do is stay in, let this

shit fucking die over, we'll be back at it. Yeah. I mean, because we didn't have, we didn't have the proper information of how contagious this thing was. Sure. And, uh, and, and, I think that mattered, man. Well, I mean, it would. What do you mean? It matters. I think, I think, I think weird, the society where we weren't built for them. Oh, well, I guess, you mean like materialistically in the sense of like,

whether things would have been fundamentally different. Yeah, it would have been fundamentally different because we saw what the, the, the, he saw the conservative media did. I think a great, a great like test of,

look at what Tucker Carlson was saying about COVID. And then months later, see what he was saying then. Because first he was like mocking people that were, you know, freaking out about vaccines or anything. He's like, y'all are retarded.

And then as soon as it became super lucrative to, you know, fear monger, a little sudden, oh, they're pushing all the shit, even though fucking Trump was doing it. Operation Warspeed, he took it. He wants a Nobel Prize for it, you know. But people, for some reason,

there's a bunch of people in this country. I think Biden was president in 2020. It's terrified. It is very scary. It's terrified that people believe that shit. I've met these people. I've spoken with people like this where they're just like, it's fucking scary.

It really is basic stuff. Like, I don't think you need like a degree to just know when time happens? Just win. I don't know. Guy, I don't know. One of the most significant times

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You should, at the bare minimum, know who the fuck the president was because he gave addresses and talked about these things and how they were going to shut things down. Why would I know that? I just don't know how you... How would that help me? Wasn't the same thing when the, when the, when the, when the,

when the, when the, when the, when the, when the, when the, when the, when the, most Googled things was what happened to Biden? Like, they didn't even know that he dropped out on the day of the election. I'm just like, I,

this world's funny to me. It, there's a, there's a theory that we're living in black holes right now. Um, and we're, doing some weird shit and I'm on board I just like Kate

I kind of wanted the black hole and we reach a point where we just all collapsed or something I think we I want to go to bed and wake up and things are better I think we're a bad just this is a bad simulation

it's just not a good one there's many of them there are infinite amounts of them there's some ones where everyone's like has flying cars and everyone's wearing chrome and shit and this ain't it dude everyone's wearing chrome

everything's crazy like that's chrome you know you want that's future I don't want to be chrome But you want that future. I want to die before the future. I want to be gone. What's that mean?

I want to die before the future. Like, like I want to, I want to, I don't want to be, I don't want to, I don't want to bring my ignorance and stupidity and biases into a better version of reality.

What is it that you were saying just before? I think language is stupid. Before we start recording, he said, he said, language is stupid. It is, it is, it is stupid in,

in a, in a, in a cosmic sort of way. Uh-huh. And, because, because of the fact that there's some, many languages and so much is lost in translation that we just can't communicate with each other, which is very unfortunate. If we all shared a language, a lot, things would be infinitely better,

but also homogene would then destroy culture. So you're saying, so like, oh, you're actually waiting for me. Yeah. Go read up on Babylon. God did it. God done did it. Angry ass sky nigga. That is hilarious. It is a funny thing to imagine that happening though. Like, are you just building, you're building something with a bunch of people? And then suddenly they're like, you're like Huh Huh Huh

It just collapses The shock The shock and surprise Just dismantles everything It's so surprised It creates a physical force That destroys a tower That's bigger than

I don't know It was going to space Everyone's heart Everyone's heart rate raises Every heart rate on the planet Singulize Like synchronizes Yeah

Good How's that nigga like us, man? How are you going to do that to people? And also drown the world. It does feel like a very much like watch this. Yeah. You know what I mean? It feels like when like a, when Sid and Toy Story

like does whatever the fuck he does. If God is real. But then what about John 316? I learned that he so loved the world that he sacrificed his son, which is himself. She loves the world. I bet he's was like, do we have to do this? I bet.

Well, if you are born to be sacrificed, nigga, you can do it every you created everything. Do I have to be tortured to death? I feel like, sure. That's the only thing in the Bible I stand by. Jesus was a cool dude in the Bible, no matter what. Like, if he was real, he was a cool dude.

Oh yeah. I was throwing some Bible. He's not, I think that's the one thing. I'm like, this guy was cool. My favorite thing from Jesus, because obviously everybody's imperfect, even, you know, God, I guess. But it's like, one of my favorite things

is when he was like, he was without sin, cast the first stone. because that was my first thought of all these fucking Christians that were like going civil war and shit. And I'm like, you say Christ is king. You fall zero about this guy. I was like, it's weird that here me, an atheist, respects the idea of Jesus infinitely more than they actually do. It pisses me on. I like the guy.

I think genuinely, I mean this so, so sincerely. Yeah. I think like, I think being a genuine fan or like respecting the genuine method or method. or message of Jesus makes it kind of impossible to be like a Christian as it stands today, generally speaking.

Some people are good about it. It voids it out. But like so many people just like don't respect that message actually. To be like a conservative Christian more like you think? Yeah, I guess so. Like because I feel like if you if you liked that message

you wouldn't like there's you wouldn't be saying the things that you're saying. You wouldn't like the church. So like it confuses me. It inherently would destroy it like you because that was my thing. I was like oh I actually like. what this guy's saying.

Yeah. But none of, none of this is about that. Yeah. Or at least like, you know, in most places.

He's canonically a church who actually was kind of like that because it was like just it was a church in Yonkers New York. You know, it's not like,

they're not sitting there being like we got a, we ain't in the deep south. No, we're not in the deep south. Even my church, man, a bunch of Caribbean people

just being fucking thinking they're better and other people, the amount of shit my grandmother would get all the time for just being like this in general,

because she was like a more progressive-minded human being is like this is flawed Yeah Let's put it this way This is not what to do The main character of the manga Was literally not about this

I think what we're getting at is Yeah Borderlands 4 is pretty good Yeah So saith the Lord So save the Lord It is actually pretty solid actually It looks like destiny a lot

This one It's a lot of fun I think it's on game pass I think it's on game pass I haven't made it yet The build stuff is Is it on Game Pass I think it's on Game Pass?

Yeah No No. It was somewhere for free, wasn't it? No, it's a new game. I would, knowing your taste, I would wait if you're going to play it at all. Have you ever played the original word? I only, I played two. Yeah, you and I knew how much out of it.

My friends around, like one of my friends, two of my friends, like, she actually, she was like, what is it, Moxy? Oh, Mad Moxie, yeah. Mad Moxie, yeah. She cosplay, did a good one. I was like, yeah, it looks great. I don't fucking know what that is. Yeah. But it's good.

If you like, uh. You get all the psychos really big dicks. really big dick's on the side I'm like running around I'm sure that mod already dragging on the floor I'm sure but it is actually surprisingly good

I'm having a really good time with it except it's crashing constantly I heard it's crashing like wildfire It has crashed for me Like I'm not even exaggerating when I say this It is crashed more than launch Cyberpunk for me Which to be fair

I lucked out with launch cyberpunk I think I only crashed like twice but it's noticeable Where I've crashed I think about six times I'm like damn This is frustrating because it's unstable but it's real good. Cypump crashed so bad

I couldn't play the game anymore actually. I could not turn the game on. I was like, what's happening? I'm crashing Pan Am. I'm crashing. I can't do it anymore. Hey, Oye me. Get my soul.

I'm dead. I'm dead. Hey, I'm shocked in the head, fucker. Oh, yeah. Look, I'm dead in your car, El Carro or whatever. Coche. I died in your coach. Oh, man.

It's me. Cyberpunk friend. I forgot how people Puerto Rican say car. I think it's Guagua. I have no way. On the island, some people say guagua. Guagua, right?

Yeah. Yeah. What the hell is that? Like, it's like, it's an alliteration. It's like the go-go thing or something like that. Yeah,

like if you're a gun, you're like pew-poo. Basically, actually, yeah. It's fucking crazy. Gotcha. How do you say,

how do you, guess how you say jacket in Puerto Rico's bed is? Jacket? Yeah. Or is it? Something stupid? Jacket. It is, yeah.

Jacket. So you just say it. Jacket. When I'm talking to my aunt, she's like, the shit she says, I'm like, why are you saying that? A lot of words are like that, though. Like, like, uh. It's clearly a, it's clearly like a island with a lot of people that speak a lot of languages there that just like it became a different kind of thing. Right.

That's like Cubans and Puerto Rican sound so similar because they're from like, we don't sound anything like that's crazy. I bet we can't tell. I bet if you flip the flag color for a little bit, they won't know. Oh, yeah. Like, like, like, it bothers. me how hard it is to get your hands on like an actual porter you can play because they always have the ones with the um the dark blue yeah the swastika yeah the swastika also yeah i almost forgot about that key detail yeah i want to get one of the original ones yeah with the light blue no that's that's the that's the one that got changed into what it was the original one was the uh the black the black is the original one i want to get one of those whatever man you guys you guys need to cameo as a trio of dee and podcasters in... I don't know. What is the rest of this name?

I'm curious, actually. Oh, it just cuts off entirely. Somewhere after the devil. Sick. Thank you for writing it, I guess. He says, greetings better fuel, Hewell, better rim Kim, and better fuck Chuck.

Cool. Nice. Better fuel fuel is crazy. Oh, by the way, we didn't talk about this. I guess it's not really that we give a deal, I guess. But like, did you see the the Emmys, how they had a that Nate Bargatsy guy on. He's a comedian.

He's a good comedian, actually. He's like a clean comic, like a modern clean comic. But he went up there and he's like, okay, so here's what we're going to do. Yeah, it's great. I think the joke did not hit for most people, but like I thought it was hysterical,

where he had like, what the fuck is playing? Yeah, was it at the end? Yeah, they're singing a Liva-Livita Loka now. What was I talking about? The comedian at the Emmys. Oh, yeah. So he had like a, I'm going crazy.

He had like a thing. where he's like, all right, we're going to donate $100,000 to this charity. And as long as you keep your speeches to 45 seconds, for every second you go over that we're deducting a thousand dollars. And I think by the end of the night, it went negative or something.

Because everybody was just like, nobody gave a shit. I think John Oliver was like, oh, thank you everybody. And they left. He said it and ran away. Dog. But a great thing about that.

And door cleaned fucking house. Did it? Cleaned house. Five Emmy wins, baby. I still haven't seen Andor. I bet it sucks. Baby.

Well, see, I heard it's good. My friend, he's a Star Wars fan. It's not, it's like it's... You said it's not whimsical and gay like Star Wars. That's why people like it. And I was like, oh, I might give it a chance. I heard Red Letter Media even said it was good, which is like, that's kind of wild. It's the Star Wars stuff that's like important to the foundation of the rebels.

Yeah. So like no lightsabers. No force. It's just people on a ground level making change. Kind of like why I liked Rogue One and a lot of those. people didn't like Rogue One because it was Gras... People didn't like Rogue 1 and I think it's crazy. Not I think about it.

I don't... I mean, it's fine. To me, it's crazy. Not some amazing movie. To me, the reason why I liked it so much, especially because it's like ODST, literally. It's like why people like ODS. Well, to me, it's exactly why I like that. That's my favorite thing out of Halo's Reach. Yeah, I love...

Because I love stuff like that too. Like, you know what's going to happen. Now I just want to see it play out how it happens. Yeah, yeah. And then it happened really well. And like, Reach, I think, It's a great fucking experience. That movie was, that movie was reached the movie. Like, I remember watching it.

I was like, this is Halo Reach. It's completely in it, completely. Which is nuts. But like, it really sucks is that you watch Andor. And you're like, oh, Andor dies in the beginning of Reach. I mean, dies in the beginning of Rogue One. Hey, spoilers. How do you, how do you?

What? What? Oh, this thing, you have to. You have to change. Like, you can't. This guy's getting addicted. He's like, fuck. It's like, uh, it's like, uh, I don't like complete silence when I'm sleeping

anymore. Because, like, I'm so used to like, they're being fans. on or something and when it's dead silence now you can hear dumb shit outside or somebody be like oh you what do you know you like hear some shit so like I hit hearing house creeks like little stuff like that should annoys the fucking so just having a constant stream of sound

it's like I feel like that's what this is now you're like the movie's off and he's like oh fuck if I look back there and it's been over for a while I'm not going to go up and change it but like I caught it right at the end I'm like I might as well there you start like sweating and shit just like like your lips are blue and shit I'm like oh fuck

dude is he not breathing suffocating and defiance it's crazy it's like that picture Sam Hyde all like fucking yeah that fuck that picture did he do something recently

he posted like a 40 minute documentary about how we yeah we need to rise up or something but it's like it's coming from I don't know it's well you've donated $5,000 to the game stormer you've the thing is to me, it's like, you've picked Elaine.

You can't... You can't do anything about that, man. It's unfortunate because, like, combating him is such a feat that it will require, like, genuinely, like, a team. His fans don't care. Dude, I don't know. But I even saw people, like, who like him.

He's like, look, I think he's funny, but, like, this is cringed as much. I'm just like, that is wild. I've never seen so many people. I really do think, like... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to, have a legacy of building stuff,

building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point? with quantum. By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide deals and earn four times of points. Look for in-store tags to earn on eligible items from Celsius, Body Armor, or I, SILC, Capri-San, Bavarian Meets, and Charmin.

Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event-long savings. Stack up those rewards to save even more. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in-store or online for easy drive-up and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Yeah, I don't know. He just seems like...

He went on like Bradley Martin Pards guys saying some wild shit. And like, I forgot the next martial arts dude, there's always what Bradley Martin was like... Oh, dude. Jake Shields is a 100% seething races. He's had on He has a podcast And he's had on Think of every famous racist

You can think of in history That is alive Is the name of that guy Jake Shields The guy that was talking to him During that conversation During which conversation No it was Bradley

He went on Brown Sam High went on Bradley Martin's podcast Uh huh There was a fighter I forgot his name That was like He said a fighter Yeah it was a fighter

I imagine it's Jake Shields No no the guy The guy that was combating him Was like you're crazy He was combating Sam Tai Oh so this is the different scenario He was like You're out of your mind

Dude it was like It doesn't really matter that much. And he was like, no, man, I think white people should, shouldn't be afraid to be white. And he's like, I don't think anyone asked why he would be afraid of being white. They just, just, just, I really, yeah, I mean, that comes from a bunch of two things. It comes from a lot of white people being sensitive about that shit, like, too sensitive. And then it also comes from people who are just not delivering the message well. Like, just straight up. I think it's, I think it's a dangerous combination of both of those things where people just

like, they don't know how to speak to each other. And then people are always defensive. So it just leads to this fucking cycle of just like, what are you saying about me? And it's like, I think it, I even talked about last time, I was like, it's the way you approach that conversation is a big, big factor in how to get people on your side. You're gay. Do you remember like the whole entire reason, the whole entire reason like, you know, some people were asking me questions on why are you spending so much time like combating this anti-white bullshit that these crazies were fucking putting on like MTV News, BuzzFeed

and all these outlets that they normally wouldn't talk about this shit? The reason was because I know how retarded people are. I know how the. I know how white, right-wing, neo-Nazis and KKK extremists, I know how they recruit by making themselves victims. They've been doing this. They've written books like the Turner Diaries.

They've been doing things. They get, you know, Waco's reading Timothy McVeigh doing fucking local. It's all connected. The playbook is out there. You can, like, read the play-by-play of, like, how this happens. As soon as you give them a lifeline, they come out of from underground.

They've always been there, the Richard Spenters and all those people. Yeah. And I was ignorant because I never even heard of the alt-right. And then that was our introduction, those people that were underground, and they finally found their line to the mainstream by people being like, oh, straight white men are a problem. And then they just stupid, poor gay incels were like, they're talking about you. You need to come here because we love you, brother. And then all the sudden, it's bad, man. Now fucking somehow the masterful mind, Sam Hyde got tricked into it too. But they have like, I love these podcasts, by the way. It's like, and my guess, the spider mastermind. And you're like, like, like,

excuse me? And you're like, okay, I guess, all right, what does he have to say? Yeah, I just,

um, oh, I just want to have a conversation with David Duke. I'm like, I just want to have a conversation with, the flame patron arc.

Like what? I just like, I understand your side. I think I get it. That's a valid point. That is, we should make Pam Riel great again. It's like,

what the fuck? It's so crazy. Welcome. It's so crazy. Emperor. Appetine. Thank you so much for stopping by. No problem. He's just shooting lightning and lightning into the ceiling.

So fucking up his mom's house. You understand that the rebellion, the rebels, they just want a better representation. You know, you're crushing them. You sound like rebel scum. Dying again. He just kills. So you can't even try to rehabilitate his image. He just kills you.

And the audience who are watching who are fans of the host are like, he's right. It's insane. No, but like, Joe, it's so good. People are so, it is really bad. Like,

just people's comprehension is bad, man. Have you? Yeah. I feel every, every day more and more, like, identify with the fact that like, I'm,

I'm not smart enough for this many people to be stupider than me. Right. Because like, I was talking, I was talking about, I can't remember if it was on a stream or what, but I was talking about how like,

uh, I just brought up a list of things that were happening. or things that have happened that were, you know, right-wing violence towards left-wing causes or activists or politicians or whatever. Yeah. And somebody was like, oh, he's only bringing up one side.

And I'm just like, well, the claim is that only one side does it. And so obviously, to showcase that that is not true, and in fact, political violence is not like a monolith that belongs to one party. although if you want to play that,

if you want to play that game. The stats do, the stats do skew heavy, heavy right. Can you guess the percentage? Like 70 something, right? It's like 70. Yeah, it's insane. It's more. I don't even want to think about it.

People, I just want to back that up real quick because some people might be like trying to push back in their mind. Guys, historically, just think about the crazes political violence historically, conservative white men terrorizing people that aren't like them. Where it be the KKK, whether it be neo-Nazi groups. They've been warring with the FBI

for decades. I just want to back that up when people talk about political violence. I'm like, bro, it is overwhelmingly since the inception of this country. Yeah. Like, think about who are the people that have been doing this. Dude, it ain't bleeding hard fucking liberals.

Just three weeks ago we had a fucking assassination. You know what I mean? So like, I brought it up and I was like, yeah, it's not about like, this isn't about like, oh, I'm not sitting here saying one side does it, one side does it. Right. I'm saying one side does it more, but like it's a problem kind of ubiquitous.

Like, it's not like this is, it's, it would be like it would genuinely be like saying only Democrats get the flu. You know what I mean? It's like what do you mean? Like what do you? That's not how anything work. How would you say that? But the fact that people don't understand that that's like a logical way to talk about it is fucking. It just pissed me off because I feel like the conversations like when people have the DEI conversation is like how are you guys so stupid to even fall into like how do you fall into that?

Well, they're being told. I mean. Because if you. If you just do a little bit of work mentally, like, oh, well, no. They don't have it. Why one, why was one discredit the other? Like, that's the conversation I've always had is like, why does one discredit the other? Two things can't be true at the same time to a lot of people for some reason.

Which is crazy. It's very weird. It's, I feel like they, it's, those people will accept anything that is told to them. Unfortunately, the charlatans have their hooks into them, right? Sure. Because if those charlatans, let's just say on the order of the government, they're like, if you don't tell the truth, now you're going to be blasted. Let's just say we had a benevolent dictator, right?

Let's say we had like in this utopian society where we have a benevolent dictator and it's like you are not allowed to lie to the American public or you're going to be blasted. And then all of a sudden they start telling the truth. Those people will fall in line because they always do. Just like say, oh, Epstein this, Epstein that. And then like say for example, Charlie Kirk's like, I'm going to trust my friends in the FBI. And then those people still watch Charlie Kirk. They didn't abandon him. Yeah, yeah.

Right? Like they may have been mad. but they stayed. And so they'll accept whatever is being told to them. And that's the part where I've given up where I'm like, it's what an embarrassment, bro. I love it. He was like, what an incompetent FBI?

Like that he got out, like he, because they only caught the guy because he turned himself in, right? Yeah, right. Or like his dad turned him in or something? Yeah. Something like that. Yeah, I was inside.

Anyway, we got way up track. Sure. Anyway, See in Bahala, brother. You guys need. See in Valhalla. See in Valhalla. I did a lot of.

work. See you at my home. I've done a great investigation here. Do you see what the main thing he's been doing is like making like memorabilia of his name and shit? What do you mean? He's been like so making 3D printed statues of just his

name. So they're going because like he's made he's making stuff with his name and the cash is a dollar side. Oh my God. Because he doesn't have anything. He doesn't know what the fuck to do because he's literally useless. So there are people within the FBI. There are people within this organization that are that are

suing because of it is very clear. We already know this. We already know this, but it is very clear, the only way you get a jump in this, sorry, a job in this current administration is just loyalty. Yeah, you just suck up, yeah. They even, vetting you, they have these, they have the, they're

going to court over this. Veting you, is as simple as, do you like him? Yeah, did you like him? Did you vote for a Democrat in the last five years? All these things that are completely fucking absurd. Did you, and these things are coming to light and about his hobbies and what he was doing. Wasn't there like a thing where they hired a surgeon general who has like no qualifications too?

I mean, bro. All right, I wouldn't be surprised. Pete Hegseth. Yeah. Like, come on!

He threw an axe at a guy on TV. Oh, God. Anyway, you guys needed caveos a trio of demon podcasters wrote in and he says, I know absolutely nothing about Metal Gear Solid. But I recently watched Dunkees recap of the entire story and now I know even less about it. I didn't know he did that.

I didn't know. He did that. Did you do that recently? This is one. day old so check his channel i've watched dunk in a while so i love donkey man he pops up every now and again for me but uh so yeah he watched donkeys and now i know even less about it

if i play the original games will it make somewhat more sense uh sure i play metal gear first i play metal gear i always know people play metal gear first so they fucking can play them in release order play all the release order playing metal gear you dare divert any like play them all in indigrears order i don't care what platform it is if you can't find it, steal it. Like, I genuinely kind of feel like Metal Gear Solid is one of those things that you can't spoil for people because it is so confusing. Yeah. That like it just, it objectively

benefits you to just know what's happening. He might be referring to this video, Metal Gear Solid 3, Triangle Dunk Eater Delta. So this came out two weeks ago. And it must be this because it's almost 14 minutes long. Oh yeah. And on average, his video's like three minutes. Yeah. Yeah. So that's cool. I didn't know that was, I might watch it. I definitely watch it. I love his fucking videos, dude. Um, yeah. But I think if you really truly want to know what Metal Gear songs about, there's a lot of just in the same way, in the same way how there are those YouTubers about like Soulsborn lore. Yeah.

And I even bought a book on one. It's fucking, it's an awesome book. But what a grim war to be confused. Yeah. You want to still be confused. I have two, I have two Destiny Group. I have two Destiny groomers. I think I know what happens.

I have, I have so much D&D books. about like so many so much i know what i said i know it was wrong i stand by my words okay i didn't know it was a creative choice see you about holla see you about relax damn that's crazy that's threatening somebody but not it's like i know something's gonna happen but i have no clue like i still don't know anywhere near enough about the forgotten realms even though i played a game in that world for a thousand hours and i've done all this and i'm like i think i guess dude there is something about metal gear though in particular i have many times have watched YouTubers

to refresh my memory and it doesn't stay mostly. No, I always forget. It's always a new experience. It's like I'm a fucking retard with Metal Gear Solid and it's great. I wouldn't have it any other way because every now and again I'll get back into it and I'll be like,

he's whose son? I know I've seen the snake eater fucking the lore three or four times easily and I still need to rebe reminded. It's crazy. Snake Eater's lore is the funniest because it's like it's trying to tell you that this is the idea that he had upon

one and it's like, no, he did not. There's no way he was this deep in one. What do you mean? Cojima did not write all three of those games at the same time. But it's like, that's not true of anybody. But the idea of the concept is like, this is all happening to buy the scene. It's like, no, it wasn't. Don't fucking lie to me.

No, but that's, that's... Well, no, technically, I think that's... Actually... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM new director of research, Jake Gembetta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide deals and earn four times of points. Look for in-store tags to earn on eligible items from Celsius, body armor, Oiraida, Silk, Capri-San, Bavarian Meets, and Charmin. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event-long savings. Stack up those rewards to save even more. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in-store or online for easy drive-up and go pick-up or delivery.

Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. It might because of Metal Gear. It actually might have been a plan. The original Metal Gear games are interesting. I think, I don't know. I, whenever that's a thing when it's like, oh, this is planned in advance, I actually think it's a lamer than it is if somebody just writes a story with a bunch of twists and turns and then they take it and then they're like, oh, what does this imply? And then they build off of that and try to make it make sense. And if they do that in like a satisfying way, I think that's way cooler than planning shit in advance. I don't know if I do with that, but I think that's cool. Because I think it's more creative. I think it's more like, I think it leads to more interesting decisions. And I think most great, most great shit is. is done like that.

Like very few people, if anybody, really writes the entire saga in advance. And if they do, chances are they change it pretty drastically just based on like reception or just or how they feel or how they feel over time. That's it right there. If you try to write something in its entirety in advance,

it's no matter what it can't be that good because you're going to change ideas. You always get better ideas from just existing in the world. People are like, oh, Yeah, it's... Because I couldn't... Because, like, I don't think people write... Like, no one really writes all of it.

And like, I got all three books ready. I just got to get them published. And you just publish each one from that moment on. Yeah, no, it's not how it works. It's like, but like, I think you have to have... You have to know where you're landing. I think that's the biggest problem with a lot of things. People don't know where they're supposed to landing.

They know where they take off. They kind of know how they're flying. They don't know where the fuck they're going to land and they crash. But I, yeah, I just feel like it's... Reception ties into how people tell stories. too. And it's what like, why, like, Metal Gear Solid 2 was like, oh, it was a new character and people were upset about it. And so they're, but Kojima's like stubborn. So he's like, well, I don't want to make Solid Snake again. But I'm gonna do it in a way that I can have, I can do it and also not do it anyway. I guess not solid Snake, that's naked snake. And this is in the 60s. So it's not even the same character. It's the same actor and everything. But it's just, but it's, but it's fucking crazy. It's not. No, it's not at all. They are different characters actually. Well, they're entirely different characters. No, but I mean, like, even in just the way that they're performed or whatever.

Well, even the physicality of them. Like, shit up. They're just different people. I like, but yeah, you're, look, the Metal Gersad lore is crazy. I still really only have a cursory understanding of what the fuck's going on. I know what's happening. But it's awesome. I love it.

Clearly that. I don't know what the fuck's going. Like, there's clearly lore in there that. If you ask Kojima about, he'd be like, oh, yeah, it is there. Yeah. Yeah. You need to be like, yeah. I just like that it's, like, that it's, like, steeped in, like, real history.

Like there's always like something like that really is happening. And then underneath it, it's like here's some fucking Schizo fucking conspiracy theory that I have about like some some dude making a bipedal walking tank in the 60s. Okay. Ah, shout out of good, solid man. Yeah, it's cool. That new game's really good, man.

It's a solid remake. They got the Ape Escape game mode in there too. It's in there? Yeah. On the PlayStation one. On every other platform, it's like bomber man, which is even weirder. because I'm just like I haven't seen Bomberman

in like for like a long ass time. They killed him in 06 in the public square. They executed Bomberman in the public square. They dragged them into a building. They were like, hey, guys, look at this building. And he was like, I'm Bomberman, Bomberman, Bomb, Bomb, and they blew him up.

They blew up Bomberman? With his own bombs. That's really tragic. It's not tragic, it's more comedic. Okay. I don't know what to say. just completely no it's not

I don't know let me find another question if I remember correctly there's a like a politician or something did he reference with the exact name

his name is Hideo Kajima oh really yeah I'm trying to remember I was like when did I hear about this because it has the exact same name and was it just a lie

his name is bomber no because I was learning about because there was there was like a there was a Japanese cult that got some like sarin gas and then they released them on the trains and shit. I don't know if you remember that.

It was like some cult leader shit. And around that time, I think there was a, I'm trying to think, I'm like, there's a guy named Hadeo Kajima that is somewhat involved that I'm like,

oh, it's literally, that's crazy same name. And I'm trying to remember who he was. I feel like Japanese names are not really bad. There's a very few of them. Wait, this is a good point. Man of Action Road did.

In the last episode, you mentioned that you wanted to make scumbag shirts for Chris and Derek, but couldn't find one for Derek. What would mine be? It would be that one photo that you have of me like, um, sweating and crying and the, during the during the pandemic, I think, right? That's a great image. That is your image on my phone.

Is it really? Yeah, every time you call me, I'm like, oh, look at this. I don't, I don't know what this one is. I have everyone, every single person. I don't even know if I remember what that looks like. Every single person on friends with that. It's a crazy. It's a crazy.

It's like that Sam Hyde image of him swollen. But like, but so he says, uh, but couldn't, you know, but couldn't. find one for Derek, you should use that pick of him from that video where he dresses up like the Joker with lotion on his face. Oh my God. That video is crazy. That's not a bad idea. I feel like you were not okay during that video, but I feel like you played it off. Like, oh, this is something I did because I was trying to make a video.

It was like, no, you're having a nervous breakdown. Let me tell you why I wasn't okay, because I took that, burned your face. That dye to get on my lips and that shit burns. It's like my cousin who was like, it was... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake M. Beta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to. to have a legacy of building stuff. Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point? with quantum. By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup

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He was trying to do like, give himself a black eye for like makeup. And he was, he painted his eyeball. He painted his eyelids as a Sharpie. Oh. He was like, my eyes really stained. Yeah, you don't say Kids are really stupid, man He was fucking 22

Kids are really stupid man Man, I forgot about that stupid Joker, that was when the Joker movie came out with Walking Phoenix Is it really that long? I thought that video was older. No, because I did it because I did a Joker review

Well, it wasn't really a review And then I also I think it Possibly in the same video This film is homo I don't know if it was the same video or something, but I did a giveaway. Because when I contacted Flashlight

and they gave me these fuck toys or whatever. Oh, yeah. And then I did like a giveaway who can ever do like the best Joker impression I would send it to them. That's such a crazy. That's a great idea. You're just creating really horrible.

You're instigating so much horrible content to me. Yeah. For people to look back on being like, why the fuck did I do that? Why did I do that? For a flashlight? That's crazy. That's crazy.

I sent him out. I was like, I told them. Don't report it to me about it. I was like, once you get it, I don't care what you do with it. I'm like, we're good. We're done. I thought you said it was my picture.

One sec. I guess not. He's a fool. He's a lying liar that lies. It's a sick. Oh, man. Let me see if I can find that Joker thing. That would be, I would agree that that would be a pretty good.

Yeah. Scum bag. I guess I was type in some black guy Joker. I should pop up Good luck finding Crazy some black guy jokers It should pop up What is this?

Some black guy slip knot What is this? Your name is so generic Like it's ruined Like your ability to search For things that you've done Are they Wait is this like

Oh holy shit No this is like Most of the stuff that I think this is Is all the auto completes Or all that gay shit Oh, other, it says Twitter trash. But I did like gay things of all these people. That's crazy.

I keep seeing seeing them. Like every now and again, I'll see him on TikTok or whatever. That's funny. I don't see somebody mentioned in the comments. Be like, oh, so black guy mentioned or whatever. Oh, my God's cool. Like, that's all I wanted. The, what is it?

The most, oh my God, why can't I remember the name of the band Deftones? Oh, yeah. That one was stuck in my head for a man. I was like, I do this one. I am so gay Anything that you can make into I am so gay is like Yeah

Is is perfect It's written written for you He's lied so hard about this I thought I had it That's crazy He doesn't have it at all You said it was my picture I thought it was

He was so confident What do you mean Is that other picture of you Where you're just have a fucking dumb hat on I don't I don't even know I guess you don't have it no more I'm really sad

That was a great image Yeah, I'm really, I'm really bummed also. Do you not own anymore? No, no way. Every time I get a new phone, I just like, I just, I start fresh because I just don't want to be bogged down. Who can I have sent that to. And it means to deflain to defame you. I was my gym shorts from, from my middle school.

Is that the hair? That picture is fucking crazy. I used to have them. The image is wild. They're God. Those gym shorts where the seams were fucked. The gym shorts or the hair is fucking psychotic. Yeah.

I remember an image of you with a gun, I feel like having like paint on your face with no shirt on. Is that in that video? Oh, no, it was me prepping. So I have, yeah, I have no shirt on and I'm holding the gun with the I have for. Damn, that's my old Twitter. I fucking hate that my old Twitter's gone, dude. There's a lot of shit on there. Yeah, man.

I've have, I really, there's a few offensive meme threads I made like, maybe like in 2022 that had some bangers. on it, but I can't, like, I don't want to go look through them because I know there's a lot of racism on there too. But there's bangers. There's some banger memes. I want to do another one now, but I feel like. I was scrolling last night and I had like a, I hit a crazy. I hit a crazy stride.

Lily's with some of the stuff that I was getting. Some of you were saying some good shit that were just like, these are, this is the best like nine reels in a row where I'm like these are all golden. Lily's, Lillies Instagram. The guy breaking both of his ankles He runs He runs down the stairs and just like But it's so stupid

What a fucking idiot He breaks one and in the middle of breaking one He folds the other one broken Fucking idiot That's crazy I didn't see that The scream that they attach The edited screen that they attach to those videos Cracks me out

What is that fucking from There's like an edit it There's like a Fuck No I Now I gotta find There's a video of a Just for the sound of it.

There's a video of a kid on a trampoline, right? And he's like jumping and he's doing like spins. Yeah. And he lands. And he lands on his knees. So his whole back like bends the complete wrong way. And a scream he lets out is a like it's so funny. The friend starts laughing while he's going to help him.

Audience, I need your help. There's a video that I'm trying to find where it's this kid that's probably half retarded. He's like, he goes to back. backyard wrestling stuff. Okay. That's not the same thing. Sorry. He goes to backyard wrestling stuff.

He's a fan of insane clown posse. So obviously, this should narrow it down. He does a RVD frog splash on a, oh, this might be a different person. Sorry, I might be misleading you. Forget all that, but there's a video of a guy. He's on the roof and he's doing RVD does a frog splash. And then he hits his back on the pole.

Yes. So hard. And then his reaction's like, It's so fucking funny, and I can't find it. If you can find that video, forget all the other stuff, because I don't know if it's the same guy. Dude,

people getting hurt is still the classic go-to make me laugh, man. It is unfortunate because it's just... I would Google that when I was little, and after I'd be done at my homework and I'm stressed out, I'd go on a computer, people getting hurt, and I'd watch that shit for hours. Do you remember...

I remember... I remember there's a video that a friend of ours has put out all the time called fat people falling. And it was, it's just mean-spirited, but it's funny. I remember watching that. I remember watching that back home in New York a few times. Yeah. It's a classic video. It was like, what do you guys want to watch?

Oh, no. I got you guys. Yeah. UNSE forward onto Donger, right? And has anyone checked in on Paul Gis of Watson recently? I feel like he's been out of the spotlight for four years at this point. Totally. Because he's been blocking it with his huge hands.

Put his hands inside the ground and they're growing even bigger now. Now his hands are probably gigantic. That's crazy. He planted his hands. Dude, Paul Joseph Watson has created his own economy of like sustainability.

It's fucking crazy. Yeah. Literally absolutely no one talks about him. But the last time I checked on him, which was probably like a year or so ago, whenever that was, his videos were still getting hundreds of thousands of views. That's the dream, man.

To be irrelevant and sustained? Yeah. It really. He hit the jackpot. That is just annoying that it's like, shit, you know? Yeah, of course. Yeah, but like he's doing well

and do you know one time I accidentally stumbled upon it's pissed me off. I was looking for an audio book about something historical and I found a channel. I was like, oh, sick. It was fucking Sargon. It was Sargon of Akad doing,

he has an audio book channel and it pissed me off and I'm like, no! He has an audiobook channel? Yeah. Where he reads like... He's reading books. So I stumbled upon on accident.

Does he interject his opinions about the books? Can you imagine? I didn't stick around long enough to find out. Can you imagine? Actually, I don't agree with this part of the book. Actually, you know what? If it was up to me, I think this person would be white.

Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building, hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com

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Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. You know, because historically, and I'd be, oh, delete the channel somehow. Lenny. Delete the channel. Go into the back on the YouTube. Bye. Yeah.

Now, they shouldn't have killed Lenny because he was not a minority. He might have been retarded, but he was funny. If they would have made the character, if they would have just made the character black, it would have made sense. Right, right, right. Kind of like the Green Mile. It made sense that he had to be.

executed. I like you to Green Boyle with the black man noise. My favorite part of Green Mouse and the black guy is crazy. The good, I like the part with the good person, the angel dies.

Like when the black guy gets murdered. That's like David Attenborough. That's how he said also. He kind of, almost, yeah. Anyway, that'd be fucking magical. Oh, it's very sore going

to be gone. Watch me chew bricks like bubble gum. Ah, I'm all right. What is he up to? I remember a long time ago he was making a game called Necromancer, a necromancy or something. Oh yeah, I don't know.

That's clearly not a real game that ever happened. Yeah, I saw like a little... They're all making fake video games. They were all making games. It's so weird about it. So he's like, because Mark Kern, that Grum's guy is also doing that, right? Where he's like, I'm building a game. I've been building it for 10 years.

I'm like... First of all, no. No, you're not. who are you kidding? I saw a piece of it and I was like Dude I guarantee you If you give me unreal for a month I would do better

I have unironically I've seen his work I have done more not trying to do anything Oh man Me and Iblind made a game like a long time ago Where you were just like running around dark hallways It was like a heart aesthetic And your hand was like just a giant cube With like a really high definition flesh

texture on it and you would just break posters you would just like rip posters of the guy from office space yeah where's like what does that do that

where he's in the coffee I can't remember with that meme it used to be like a more popular than it is now obviously because it was like one of those like text you know oh yeah the text memes

yeah yeah it's the guy from office space and he's like saying oh man whatever yeah who cares it would be like three times

but that was the whole game and I was just like we made this this sucks and I was like I looked at like the stuff for his game and I'm like I we we made better shit in 2012 in unity on our MacBooks that what the fuck that's pretty sad it's pretty bad anyway I'm sure your game's

gonna come out great yeah can't wait can't wait uh so excited anything else happened really no that's about it man wrap this shit up yeah oh yeah all right man really trying to find that fucking frog splash it's pissing me off that I can't find it it really about me, I can't find that scream. The five-star frogs splash. Oh, my God. Robb. We, Rob.

John-Claude Van Dam? They're related, right? No. They're not. Rob Van Damme? And John Claude Van Dam? No, they're different people. They're different people in time.

I think they were related. No. If there's Jean-Claude Van Damme and there's John Van Damme. Clam. Clam. Yeah. Exactly verbatim how we said it just now. Yeah.

So write that out Write that out. Oh my God, all right. Dee. I got to meet him. We met him. Yeah, and you go to take, I was at like,

my friend was such a huge wrestling friend so we would go to like some of the local ones and we went to one. Is he short or tall? He looks like he's like 5'10. He might be 6 foot, but I think 510 looks a little, he didn't seem quite 6 foot to me.

Okay. But like he, yeah, He still taking those shoulders Fucking high as shit These red eyes He's like I was like dude This guy's gone I would love to me

He was like one of my favorite wrestlers When I was growing up I was like I love this guy That was I'm so pissed Because I around that time Missed a lot of wrestling Even though that was some of the best wrestling That was happening on Spackdown specifically

You missed that's that's the era I missed a lot of it It was because I just Wrestling became so gay Right before that That I unfortunately didn't get put back into it. Oh,

they started taking out all the dumb shit that made it good. You know, the attitude error was all retarded and stupid. It was going too far. They started taking some of us about it. And then Linda McMahon, Finch's wife,

she wanted to get into politics. So they tried to clean it up. They want to take the shit public. It became... It's because... They had a thing called the right to censor. And they started censoring a bunch of shit.

They got rid of the pimp. They got rid of the porn star. Isn't it because like, what is it? Raymond Serio ate a dog on camera? He... Plenty of times girls. flash your titty straight up on

regular television it was hilarious he ate a chihuahua right it almost beat him though like in one yeah go yeah he was like a valiant fight it was not clearly I mean

yo soy ray or something miamo ray okay miamo ray those are both right but continue go ahead I'm the king el re

el hefe continue and then he started eating it and I was like that's fucking why would you do that on live television you didn't even cook it or nothing and then his little kid was there and then fucking Eddie Grorrell came out and he was like

Hey fucker It was crazy It was crazy And then that's what started it And it got boring after that Yeah That era was crazy bro Perk angle

Dog perk angle gave me life Perk angle he was all He was a high on drugs all the time That's not a real person It is Perk angle well It's a variation of a character His name is Kurt Engel

But he was on A real guy D dozens of perks Like crazy Like the fact that he's still alive is crazy I think he made it He made it somehow He's clean now

But like he survived Like not Like why might as well not be clean at that age Yeah Honestly I'm sure you might have seen the meme of him Because like he's in front of his house His eye

He's smiling And his like forehead scrunched up And he's like He's so wide eyed And be like bro What is wrong Can you pull it up? I'm not sure if I'm right

I don't know if I recognize it From the way you describe The angle bro That shit was fire Well, listen, that's going to do it For the main section For the main section of this episode But God knows what we're going to go from here

But we're going to read Percules, Percules Percules? Yeah Was that his name? No, but like that's a good character Percules is a great character name Percules is a great character

Of course That is what is that like house? There's like a video film Oh yeah, yeah of course And then everyone's like bro, what do you do? Why are your eyes like He's like... Oh, that's Kurt Engel

I thought he was a part black for a long time You did? I'm not even exaggerating. I thought... I don't know who I thought that was. Oh. I thought that was like someone's dad. The real Mr. Clean?

Yeah, that was like... That was Junior Clean. Mr. Clint? Mr. Perk? I don't know. That was Junior Clean to me. That was Junior Clean. Gotcha.

There's Senior Clean, Mr. Clean, and Junior Clean. There's a bald kiss Cayu effectively. Yeah, yeah. I love how Cayu is effectively Charles Xavier. What are you saying? No. Oh, like, oh,

like, oh, like, Charles Xavier. Oh, it's because he's bald. I remember hearing that shit in like elementary school.

Well, yeah, that sounds like an elementary school joke. What the fuck? How do you guys know Charles Xavier is? And why are you making cancer jokes at this kid?

We're eight. You're gay. I'm not. Keep telling yourself that, what's that? What's that? What's that? It was one of my favorite clips.

It was like, I would step my fingers. And you will never remember, you won't remember, you won't remember that you were ever gay. And he goes, I'm not gay. I never was gay. I know. Exactly. That's a great. That's a funny track.

That is such a good. Like, I'm furious that I didn't imagine that first. Right. It's such a good. It's such a good joke. I think I think a lot people were like, that'd be a good joke, but it's already been done. No, it's too, that's too good. Anyway, we're going to read the names of our $25 and up patrons. So go over to the Patreon.com. Patreon.com slash snark tank. Remember,

uh, early access. A bunch of perks over there. And for this perk, you get to make me say anything. I really want to clarify that one. So I'm going to read your names. And we'll see how this goes. We will. We shall.

Look at them. Everyone next week, change your name with Percules. Please, every single person. I don't want all Percules. I want it to be every single person should be Percules or slur. Hey, Chris will have to read it Slurcules I don't even be here next week

But whatever But yeah, do that Do that Oh yeah, sorry You're gonna go crash, right? Don't say that Don't fucking say you piece of shit You don't

Oh are you flying somewhere Yes Where you going? I want to Costa Rica Oh, that's right You're definitely gonna crash You guys are shit people You guys are gonna be low

You guys are gonna need me And I'm gonna fucking attack What's what you guys need to fucking Voss from Far Cry is going to be on your plane. I'll be like, he's going to be sitting right next to you. He's going to be like, he's going to be on.

He gets on the plane exactly as he's, as he goes on the cover of Far Cry 3. That's crazy. Like, I forget what he's wearing. I think it's like, I think he has no shirt on shorts. It's a wild looks.

No, I think he's got like a red like, that. What the fuck? I can't remember. I thought he doesn't have a shirt on. I don't remember. I think he's got a shirt on. I could be wrong.

Voss. Far cry. yeah he's got like a tank top he's got like a red uh yeah he's dressed exactly like this he has the gun too he has the gun he has the gun he has two guns he's how the fuck did you get on the plane i would start crying really quietly you're not real what's happening like why are you next to me where's lily it's me voss from far cry three i'm gonna hijack this plane i'm gonna make you fucking cry

you're gonna be the sole survivor i'm gonna make you cry if you cry if you cry if you cry I'm a crash of playing. You're like, if you cry. Do you hear about the fucking, oh, I can't believe we didn't touch on this

because it's actually like way crazier. But like the, is it Naples? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of smart talks

with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambetta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together?

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Kondo? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

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Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event-long savings. Stack up those rewards to save even more. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in-store or online for easy. Easy drive up and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Kind of crumbling? And the guy who was like on vacation there who's like in a far cry scenario now

because he went to Naples and then like a revolution happened. And now he's like stranded. He's doing far cry shit over there. He's not been crazy too. France is going up. Is it? Yeah. Who cares?

Whatever. African countries are not paying them anymore because those countries were funded by African countries and they're like we don't want to pay you anymore. And their friend is like, oh. They're like, you don't have holidays. the days right now. What they bought down the snails? You cannot do these. Yeah.

Negro, what do you do? What do I do? I'm pissing in the street. That's crazy. Well, you know, fuck France. It's always been fuck France. And, you know, suffer more. Not the people, but like the government.

Whoa. They should build a new France. On top of the old France. Fronts? And call it. Or backs. Wow. All right.

I'm going to read. I'm going to read the $25 up names now. Count me down. Jesus. Three, two, one. All right, these are our $25 and up patrons. Anal footcake. Nice.

Come on. That's the worst thing probably I'm going to read. Kobeva, Willie, Teague jersey, no drawls. Chris purposely pissing on a baby kitten. That wasn't purposeful. That's crazy. I've done some fuck shit.

Never done that. Oh, right. I posted like I did the thing on TikTok where I was like I was pretending to just learn about lost profits and people

and people were like is this real? I could have swore you talked about it before I'm like yeah guys you're such a silly man guys it's a joke we're making

we're making sillies over here we joke around here we're making jokes on it yeah we joke we do a little trolling uh he said that that's a quote by the way he did

Donald Trump actually did Donald Trump actually did verbatim say we like to do a little trolling. You said that? He did. I swear to God. He used, he said wokee the other day. Wokey. Like describing something. What the fucky. My favorite thing is like a recent interview that he gave where he was like, I think people

were asking how are we going to fix this? Or how are we going to fix the country or whatever? And he's like, I don't really care. Oh, yeah. Right? Well, no, no, no. I don't care how the hell you do it or something. I think that was what he said, I think that was misconstrued, because I saw that, like, quoted on, like, a few tweets. Oh, what did he say? Because he was saying, like, he was talking about, like,

how are you going to fix his country? And he's like, well, I'm going to say this. He's like, some people, some people, like, I might get in trouble for this or some people might. And he said, like, but I don't care. Right. And then he continued. But the way people were saying, it was like,

as if he didn't care. And I'm like, watch the clip. That's not what he. I like, the quote said that. And I was like, oh, I was like, is there a C more under the text? It wasn't. So it was a weird kind of a thing. I had a tweet that I didn't tweet

But I was like this is what my dentist said about my cavity I was like I don't care I don't even care I'm gonna fix your fucking hole Willie The dead spider There was once a hero named Ragnar the Red Who came riding to White Run from an old Rorickstead

From old Rorickstead That's fun A little Limerick my grandma tried to traffic me to St. Lucia at 4. Damn, Charlie Kirk really thought he was that guy. Following Derek around like an anime-man studio animation, it's gay porn that got memed. Oh, I don't know.

I really don't know. Gay porn. You explained more of it and I know less about it, actually, I feel. Gay porn that got memed? About what? I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, because I know.

I know it's so frustrating when people like don't get a joke and then you can't shake them aware. So this is probably hell for this guy because we're sweating so much time on it.

Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week wise his little crying squimp his bugs clammy the last fire the third. Will David Gedda do a song for Charlie Kirk? Oh my God the shout out to his family

because the George Floyd thing remember that? No. So somebody put like a fucking dumb ass but the real thing is he was like oh blah blah blah this was all shout out to his family and then he drops the beat and he starts fucking like it's so crazy it's crazy yeah and somebody put like another song over it that made it even worse it's pretty funny no no no damn damn do do not do

snark tank's hung his trans girls going to ohio uh Colin moriardi kidney stone mason Nice. Daltino, hello. I'd like to humiliate, what? I'd like to humiliate so hussies. Hmm?

And I'm in a hurry. One of the president of the mortar old gayzilla was hopping around homo city like a gay playground. That's insane. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Ultimate showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

A timely reference in this our year our year of the Lord 2025. That's from like 2003, I'm pretty sure. That was old YouTube. That was pre- YouTube. Really?

Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. That was like Newgrounds, maybe, like, Flash. That must be like maybe 2003. That's true. Although now I'm curious. Now. Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Original date. What? Yes. Why does the fairy godmother make herself, I don't know, younger? Oh, December 2005. Let's do that. Why don't she do that? That was right at the beginning.

I guess she doesn't want to get ogled and shit. She's like over it. I mean, I'm fucking her like that too still, but like. You just, well, then so you wouldn't. I mean, I don't know. Like, that's not stopping me. What are you saying? Gotcha.

What are you off on a die driver? Like, why doesn't the fairy godmother make herself young? Because why? I don't think she cares. Yeah. So you're trying to get like ogled and fuck. You said you're going to fuck her anyway. So it's still, even.

her she shouldn't have to do anything. Let's make herself young. Okay. Live longer. Why don't you do that? Shave the beard, grow the hair out longer. Straighten it. Shave your beard and...

Shave your beard off. Yank my hair out longer. If you shave your beard and straighten your hair... I like it. The world's your oyster. It's not my oyster. I look like a psychopath. I'm tired of reading names.

Let's just end it here. Two rats in a trench coat. Sam Porter bitches. Crazy how they use this death to bury the files. Yep. Well. Curious. Curious. Curious. Yeah. I mean, they're trying everything. Me, think something's up.

And files is gone, man. It's so crazy. It's so transparent, man. That's what's so crazy about it is like, brother, really? If it wasn't the deal, he would have just been like, here, I didn't do anything. That's it. That's all, I didn't do anything here. I was hoping it's more people.

It's both a Democrat hoax that Bill Clinton is implicated it. That they wrote, but also it's not real, but also it's on the desk, but also there's hundreds of videos, but also there isn't. There isn't. It's just CP apparently now. It has nothing to do with him doing

anything with people. It just happens to now be CP, and it wasn't that before. Yeah, yeah, and he didn't know him or whatever. And he didn't know him at all, but they were friends, but he was an informant, so he was actually trying to take him down, but the car doesn't mean anything. Pam, sorry,

Galane. So she was like, oh, no wrongdoing with anybody. I didn't see anything. And then they asked, do you think he was killed? Yeah. And I'm like, you can't say that then. So you think nobody else was in on it except for him and they still killed him? What the fuck does that?

Why would, who would want to kill him? They're just like, so let's just kill him. You know, none of us that crazy shit, but let's just shoot him in the face because we're angry. I don't know. You see Netanyahu immediately blaming Muslims still? That's that was real. Like he was like, Muslims did this. I'm like, what?

Isn't it crazy? That's so good. That very powerful Muslim terror cell in Utah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The most notorious fucking haven of Muslim of Islam. It's a haven of sick villains over there. Sick Muslim. I think actually Osama al-Lan was there in retrospect.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He spawned. he's funny respond in Utah oh Jesus Christ Sweeney has blood sausage ariola now let's fry him up

that's crazy it's fucking wild berserker black man backshotting broly reckless rhino the sloker two why so derpy will all get

kirked idiot nate crazy no god knee I'm not how to say this without fucking making it worse.

Go for it. I can't say it. I can't say it. It's a slur. Let's go. You want to read it? It's that one, the one at the top.

I feel like I'm so close to finding that trampoline thing. I was crazy, team. I haven't seen the rest of them. Nigor Faget. All right, there you go. There you got it. He can say both of them.

Pretty good. Don't. I'm not gay. Not yet. now that you've been aware of. You're closeted. I don't think I'm closeted. I can see the closet around you.

I can peer into the fourth dimension and see the closet surrounding you. You've got a crazy hitbox. That's time. Yeah, it's the future where you admit that you're in the closet. I think I would have admitted I'm gay a long time ago.

No, because then you wouldn't be in the closet. What would I lose being gay? I think you like the closet. I think the closet is comfortable for me? Yeah, it's almost like whatever. Whatever. It's like when a dog goes in his cage.

Charlie Kirk more like surely in the dirt. That's crazy. R. Redacted the Asthmae. King Asherper's arch nemesis, Queen Pussy Kweeper. Derek Notchavin is innocent. Hashti for him.

Round that Asian can only bust with a firm hand on his shoulder. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, How can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah.

So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide deals and earn four times of points.

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He fills the frame in a satisfying way. I did hear that before. Thank you, I guess. It is more satisfying to have you over there, I will say. I guess. Like from a shock composition standpoint. Yeah, as a perpetrator. As a perpetrator, yes.

As a guilty part. I like being a self-defendant. It's like, I didn't do anything, all right? And you guys can't change my fucking mind. Oh, well, guys, he didn't do it. Well, duh. You didn't tell me he said he didn't do it. You didn't tell me he thought he was innocent.

If you feel like you were getting legitimately framed for something, say like you're who you are right now, we know you clearly didn't do something insane because you weren't in another state or something like that. It was one of those things. Do you feel confident to represent yourself? No, no? No, because I would probably,

probably say, I would almost say something outright where I would be like, listen, I know I'm innocent. I don't know what kind of bullshit legal trickery they're going to try to pull. I've seen people, I've seen people get off for obvious, obvious shit. Sure. So I'm just going to, I'm going to let the, let the lawyer handle it. And we'll see. Yep. It would have to be really, it would have to be so obvious. And I would have to have such like, like, I am clad evidence. Yeah, for me to be like, ladies and gentlemen, I was not here. Ladies gentlemen, look at this tape of me on the day that this happened. You're trying to blame me for something that happened

in fucking Moscow. That wasn't him. Oh. Sustained. Oh, cool. Yes. I agree. He says agreed.

Agreed. Guilty. Kill him. Kill killed. The fucking bailing with a fucking gun that's dead. Like reaches all the way up to your fucking desk. A long barrel fucking mouser. It looks like it's a, it looks like a

borderlands weapon. It's something that like it makes no earthly sense. The people watching already got tarps ready and shit. Like it's Gallagher and shit. Dude, literally the bullet is so big that it dents out the fucking barrel when it comes down to snout. And it's like that's so stupid. It's a single use. It's a single use.

Single use single fire rifle. I love the idea of just having like arrows having a backpack full of them. Like you got a quiver of those guns. That's like a quiver of bows. Exactly. It's so stupid. So wasteful. It's the most inefficient.

I'm fin to show you a secret. That is so fucking crazy. I think people are trash enough for that word. Prosecution has 120% prosecution. This prostitution cusion has a conviction rate of 200% somehow. This motherfucker guessed cution by itself. Round-dite Asian You can only bust with a firm hand on his shoulder

All right that already Charlie Kerr getting treated with the last of us Two-styled neckshot fatality Before Trump was not on my bucket list It was not on my bucket list either I gotta be real No ones Yeah my main takeaway honestly from that

It's just like what Like he's just not It surprised me that it happened to somebody Who was so not Powerful I guess Yeah Like I guess you could argue He's powerful I guess

Because he's like He's got a direct line to the president And all that stuff and I wouldn't necessarily disagree, but like, I don't know, man. That's why I feel pretty, uh, that's why I feel pretty confident in saying, I'd bet my money that it was like a Groyper type. Because they, it was such a big deal to them. Like when you look at the way that they were talking about him. Because I didn't see anybody, I didn't see leftist talking about Charlie Kirk in a way that he's the main person we need to focus on or something.

And you seem like Nick Fuentes. Yeah, it was always like a large part of his show. He was always like an afterthought. I could believe both of those things. I could believe that it was like, I mean, anytime. somebody dies of a political party. Like, I feel like it's a fairly logical assumption at the very least to make it, at least not necessarily to jump to a conclusion, but like, I think it's fairly well reasoned that like, yeah,

it's probably somebody on the opposite side. Yeah. It's not unlikely. Huh? It's not unlikely. Yeah. It's pretty likely, I would say. So, like, I mean, I don't even necessarily begrudge people for being like, yeah, it's probably

could be a left. It's the people who are like certain. Yeah. Without a doubt. It's like, we don't know. And, yeah, from the circles that I know, like, Charlie Kirk's not really a relevant person. but to Groyper's he's like mega relevant

like they're the only people who are like who really care so I could like he's like cointel pro he was like some people would accuse Alex Jones of like he's never going far enough he's keeping all the Patriots at bay

he's a secret Jew like literally these are what his dad's a Jew like they would say all this stuff about it was like his dad is some white guy from Austin or some shit

he's a dentist or something and it is worth noting that like he you know for all the fear mongering going out there about like the left wing or whatever. Charlie Kirk was totally fine going to college campuses and debating liberals.

He was totally fine going to, um, like debating like, uh, Hassan and shit. Uh-huh. He was never debating Nick Fuentes. No, he actually had a ban.

He was never getting in a room with Nick Fuentes. He was banned from Turning Point USA, Nick Fuentes. Nick Fuentes had tried to infiltrate many times. Imagine being banned from Turning Point USA. Yeah. He even, like, somebody asked him outright, like,

would you debate Candace? Owens would you debate like Nick Fuentes you said all this stuff he immediately goes I debate Candace Owens and for anyone else if you can get in front of me I'll debate anyone and he said that specifically knowing that Nick Flintes cannot get in front of him he's banned from those events and I was like he's smart bitch yeah he wasn't he's not as dumb as people yeah he's craft he's a smart guy he's crafty um eugenics Cooney oh eugenics Cooney it's stupid eugenics Cooney was that what that She's getting Scootie. Brandy Hutzel.

Is she alive? We haven't heard anything about her passing. It's crazy that she's survived. What if she's like she's good? She's like in a like good state of mind. She's actually just normal and now like we don't know what happened to her because she's so unrecognizable that no one would even think that's her. That would be wild.

I'd be crazy. Just disappear like that. I mean. Clap it up. I mean. What are you saying? I'd clap it up. Like I'd be like good job.

Oh good. I like that. Okay. Yeah. That could have meant something completely. Yeah. Oh like have. No.

Yeah, like, I, like, clap her up. Yeah, you had a plotter. You'd a plotter. That's what I meant. I swear that's what I meant this one time. This one time. That's a crazy way to say that. I clap her up.

Let me clap this girl up. I swear this one time I did not have anything insidious. Like, it was a. See, if I were you, I would have, I would have been like, yeah. I was, that was my joke that I was going for. It wasn't a joke. It's a pretty good one. I want one of my jokes that I mean to tell the land.

Never gonna have it. I'll get there soon. or later. See, wait. I really do want you to do, so we had this idea. I don't know if we talked

about this on the podcast, but like we did have this idea of wanting, like we wanted to go to like an open mic, signed Sweeney up and the second one of his jokes fails, we wanted you to do the, the Michael Richards verbatim, uh,

rant that he did in the last fact of it. We have to have to have our friends there at the place. You have to like organize a bunch of friends basically. It has to be only us. And like a few people that just don't know what's going on. Yeah, we can do like a small like, can we maybe get it in like the belly room or something?

I think that'd be funny to do that, like a zeitgeist thing where it's like... It would be hilarious. You have people go on stage that are just not funny, but the room is filled with people that know them. So people are laughing a lot. And then it's like, we should fill... What's going on? We should go to an open mic and fill it with our friends and then tell each other just not to laugh at anything. Yeah.

Like try to hold it in. No, no, no. I mean like literally just go to where comedians are doing like live... Oh, no. And then just intentionally, like, keep the room as mute as possible. That's so mean. Isn't that incredibly mean? You know what that would do?

That would literally cause them the spas out, like most of them. They might actually naturally do the Michael Richards thing. Because what happens a lot of them, a lot of them. You don't get it. A lot of them are modern. Communies are egomaniacs, like, actually. So, like, they would lose their shit, a lot of them. Like, what's the name of the guy?

Popular comedians are. You're probably thinking of Tony Hinch's clip, right? Tony Hintzcliffe would start probably being racist. You probably like, well, you're, you're like, well, you're a lot. you're black well it looks like it's time for me to bust out the slurs you're you look you look vaguely Jewish

you're black my entire value comes from the people around me I mean yeah everybody watches killed Tony for Tony what's the name of the guy what's the name of the dudes

that uh the one that's called the machine or whatever his name is oh uh chrycher and the other guy if you went to their shows he didn't laugh I think it would lose their mind

you stared Burke Chrysher specifically put your shirt back on Who are you laughing I'm killed right now He would just kill it. We don't want to. He's like he sounds like courage.

Unleash the Ravens. Yeah, Ravens. Giant Ravens. Like, it's like fucking Lord, uh, general, General Ram. Oh, like the krill. Yeah. That's just so cool, by the way. The idea is like just like, in the dark.

If you're in the dark, they just blend you where you stand. Immediately. It's hilarious how quick it happens. Yeah. Jesus Christ. The curl sections of Gears 1 are fucking great. I love that they put, what you goad,

they put him inside a killer instinct and he just had a cloud of krill around him. Oh yeah, what the fuck? My favorite thing about... They put the wrong arbiter in that game.

Yeah, they did. My favorite thing about... She's crazy. My favorite thing about... They didn't want to play Keith. That's like putting like a different, like the king from Game of Thrones,

but it's like from before the show or something. One of them you don't know. You know? Like somebody like from like a hundred years before. Oh, cool. Okay. Oh, cool, it's Magor. Sick.

You don't have a dragon. What do you mean? Yeah. But my favorite thing about Gives or words, like, when you get blended up by the krill, and you're like, you get blended up, your leg is still standing there. So your body's gone. But you still hear Marcus go, ah! It's, I feel like they took that for Mortal Kombat.

It was one of my favorite things. Some fatalities, Kung Lao cuts you into three pieces. And each time you get cut, you're screaming. Lou Keg sounds like a fucking, like a megaphone turkey. It is probably one of the most racist things I've ever heard. The way Lou's sounds is famously ridiculous. It is so funny.

I like this stuff. It's like law from Tekken. He does that. And then you hit him three times. And it's just echoing. Whoa! You're like, bro. It's so funny.

Anyway. Yeah. Brandy Hutzel. Boasted bass palpatine voice. Spell eye cup. And he says the end where. I see you pee. Nigger.

He has piss. He has piss. He has piss. Force piss. Sip piss. It's like it's like scary movie with like where they pee out of their ears. It's like all five. A Jedi trying to hold it back.

and they're like, it's way too poor. It's way too strong. Oh my God. Ew. Gross. What the fuck? Ew. It smells so strong.

Oh my God. Wasn't there a story recently about some guy peeing all over a movie theater? Yeah, they beat him up at the demon slayer. Fucking opening. But what's crazy? They beat him up the end fight scene. So everybody was getting hyped up by the music. So they were beating the fuck out of him.

Did you guys see this? I know. I have a video. I actually have a video on this. It sounds great. In a just world, this would have been the main story. Lily. Lily.

sent me this and was crying. They were getting hyped on the music? They were. That is so funny. They had battle music. That is phenomenal. Beating up a guy who pissed. He's teeing off, dude. Yo.

Background. Did he really pee on people? Yeah, he peed on somebody. Why? He was too scared to go. You know how they are. Apparently the theater after people get out smells horrible. I imagine.

Yeah. It's. This guy is At a certain point You gotta get tired, don't you? No, he's hyped up He's literally got the power of God And anime on his side.

Whoa, that's crazy. They're still going? Oh my God. Another character showed up. They're taking turns beating him up. Everybody look up token switch and they were like clapping and somebody claps and then hoist and start beating.

Everybody do yourself a favor look up that video of the dude peeing in the Demon Slayer. and getting beat up for it. Apparently it's really good I want to go. What? What is good? The Demon Slare?

Apparently the movie is pretty cool. Is it a movie? Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was... Because it's the ending of the series. Oh, oh, yeah. Which is really stupid, because it's going to come out as a show and be better, probably. Whatever, I don't care.

Yeah. Chaining Teetams in it. And one of our good friends, actually. Really? What? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and Ced,

CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them. Pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today,

with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway.

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I think he'll be in the next one, but he's in this trilogy of movies. Okay, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. He's the next one. I'm excited. All right, blue blonde-eyed German man campaigning to make Pokemon 2D again. I immediately I immediately auto-corrected it

in my mind to complaining because it was Pokemon. Make it again, it'd be fun. The animations were cute and interesting. And the one's got a lot of steam behind it, man. NWord, you can't escape me. I'll chase you to the ends of the earth. You guys need to cameo as a trio of demon podcast in Hasman Hotel. Hasman Hotel.

We cannot, unfortunately. Yeah, there's no way. We cannot. We can't be a spitting distance. We're weirdly close to that show, but also we cannot touch that show. Unfortunately, it'd be funny as far, though. It would be funny. Femboy clown.

Chocolate rain, thugzilla minus com. Nice. That's no thugsilla then. He's missing a core attribute. Suck me dry and suck me really gay. What is that? You know, your homie. Deshawn Da.

No, what? He just told himself a joke. Sorry, that's everyone, though. No, it's not. What does that mean? I don't know what you mean. Everyone is telling yourself a joke effectively when you tell a joke. I mean, I guess.

Because you only tell a joke that you think it's funny usually. You're not telling jokes you don't think it's funny, right? I mean, not me. Do you? I do, I tell jokes I think aren't funny sometime. When? Well, I guess that's not necessarily true because I do think they're earnestly funny. But I like when people don't find them funny.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's for you. It's selfish. It is. We got to a point in our house where we were just telling jokes only to ourselves. We didn't care if we laughed. We laughed on our own jokes. It was really bad.

It was really bad. It was a period of deep psychosis. It was crazy. It was like, I don't give a fucking bite laughed. I'm having a great time. Like every time I tell him, every time I tell that brick joke, uh, which I don't think I've told them this show before, but I won't. But, uh, every time I tell that joke to people, it's like a 50-50 split of people

either get like a really big smile and they laugh or they're just like genuinely frustrated that I've wasted their time. I love. I love. For me, the joke that I really fall in love with now, or not the joke, the story is the Kai coming on a bird and kicking it. Because I think that tells you what kind of person is. Isn't that a real story? Yeah, Derek told me.

Yeah, so it's not a joke. I said story. I said story. Oh, okay. You were saying. You were saying. You're paying such a literature. No, I was not paying attention to that.

You're right. But I love that because I'm like, either they're going to laugh at this and I think they'll be cool or they'll be upset and that makes me even happier. I see. Oh. Oh. Rick Ross or a cow. What's the difference? That's crazy

You lost a lot of weight That's crazy Yeah, that's true But I'm sure from like Doing a lot of a sexual assaulting He lost out all the pounds For roofing so many people Life's so strong

Huh Fuck it I'm a roofing this dumb bitch GTA4 Swing Set Glitch Funly Sweens cut Into the American Heritage Foundation What?

That's crazy He just doesn't get paid All your money Just goes to the American Heritage Foundation Holy shit That'd be really sad Yeah I mean no

don't do that everyone's money should go to our Patreon period Muslim Eminem be like Salim Shady nice not bad

he said Salim Al Shady so I kind of I cleaned it up you know though look that's crazy they put a knee on the horse's throat yeah yeah I mean that's how you

oh damn yeah and we're all those people that thought those Floyd challenges were hilarious man oh yeah that shit

everywhere. The George Floyd challenge. People even emulating them and recreating it. Crowder did a challenge. Remember that shit? Yeah, and then he didn't actually do it because he understood intrinsically that it would be dangerous to do it. Muslim, oh, I read that already.

Pouring one out for Mr. WFM, my fallen name neighbor. What did Critch think of my friendly neighborhood? Ass. ABGN. I'll never forget that delivery of that. Isn't that shit gone? Isn't he like that? I heard the.

The video angered the Muslim? like done or something. Maybe. Or am I wrong? I mean, it's surprising to me that it's still happening, quite frankly. Yeah. Not as a way of like, I can't speak to the quality of that content. I don't know.

It's just shocking that something is, that that's old is still around. I would have expected long time ago. Big meaty stinks. The moon's frequencies tell me to kill Sweeney. I forgot to mention this for $50 a month. You can have full access to Kingston's anal cavity. Gay actor Rosebud Delicious. Charlie Kirk captain of the GAY Enterprise

Sorry I can't I had a burrito Dell the funky homosexual Heath paying more for concessions Than 40X tickets Gids Synagogue mass shooting Created by a big black trans man

In a three sween moon shirt And a scumbag hat That would actually be truly hell God damn That would be so mad That would be damaging to our profile I would immediately be like I don't know these guys

I'd be like I would actually like We would all just understand it's like we haven't met each other. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know these men. I mean, the next episode will be Snartank episode one. It should be like, hey guys.

Hey, these guys I just met, we're going to start a podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pleasure. Yeah, pleasure to meet you. What's your name? Barry. I have to believe you because I don't

marry bonds. Okay, you're both berries. Crazy because I am also Barry, so this is crazy. I would save my hair and line back and I'd inject silicone into my forehead. That's crazy. That's crazy.

His head got muscular. That's insane. Can you N-Words put on costumes? Can you N-Words put on costumes for Halloween? We haven't done like a Halloween thing, did we? No. If you guys agree, I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it, I guess. I mean, I gotta think of something. I don't think any of the costumes that I used to have fit me anymore.

I'll get a costume. I'll be sorry. The best costume I have was at fallout thing and that was tailored made specifically for me for like at a very particular time. So it doesn't not fit me now. I want to, I'm gonna be the fat black banter. That's badass, dude. Getting that suit would be dope.

I'm gonna go spend a bunch of money on it. And if you guys are not gonna fucking worry, they're gonna be furious. That would be such a frustrating thing to see. $700. I love that. That sounds great. I mean, I paid like a couple hundred for my.

I feel like I'm in, I'm so uncomfortable right now. Why don't, why don't plankton run into the crusty crab would have gone and blow everyone's shit smooth off? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, you should.

no rules against it. I mean, he should have, but like, you know, it makes a good day. Had that boy leaking. Jesus Christ. Gay Charlie Kirk bleeds calm out his neck. That's so dumb. Obama, when he met Michelle, be like, let me be queer. Hello, hello.

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be queer. Casey's becoming generally irritating they listen to please fire him now you're fired shot up Uncle Charlie

he wasn't shot his neck just did that I did that I did that it's like the JFK just like oh maybe his head just did that oh okay

there's another one where it's just like are we sure it wasn't fentanyol yeah I saw that there was some good jokes I mean you got to admit that there's some good

I had one I wanted that was like dude the most out of pocket one we mentioned it was that like the what is it the 3D sculpt from Bandai Namco

Of him dying It was I think I'm pretty sure it was AI There was one I saw where the weapon Look good though It was pretty good at a glance It was pretty convincing I was insane There was one for the weapons where it was like

Charlie Kirk security getting in there a little too late And it was the weapons one You I called you gay And you responded That was a fuck I don't think I went that far No no I thought it was funny I let it draw attention to it because I did earnestly laugh

but I saw it. He's like, I don't remember what you were saying. You were saying something political. And I was just like, I just replied you're gay. And he responded, a picture of one of the kids from weapons in the dark running. And he was like, you running to dick. You're running to dick. I was just like, it was so concise.

There was no extra work to use. It was not needlessly verbose. I really think that template has a lot of potential for games. It does. It does. It does. I'm just like kid sprinting. I'm gonna, I'm gonna use it for something else.

I was gonna make a meme about a situation, but I was like, no, that's too distasteful. I'll hold off for now. Yeah. But I have potential. The next time something bad happens,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna be ready. New Home Alone where adult Kevin breaks into Marvin Harry's house. You'd like you could use a fucking lamp. Cardboard pie. I came and is gay ass so hard. I made M. Precrag Real.

You boys are next. Department of Horror. Rewatching Team Fortress's Two's Meet the Sniper video for no particular reason. Pee. Pablo Ramirez defend the burger town. Ramirez.

Pee-P-Poblo. Pee-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Boblo. Ramirez. You're right? Oh, I was just looking at it. I was looking at your screen. Oh, you made me paranoid. I was like, oh, no, no, I was looking at it because, like, it's perfectly blocks the one that you're on.

I was just trying to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Slur-maxing. Dead Bird, do not eat. If you don't push, if you don't eat pussy from the back, you're not hungry enough. It's true. It's true. I've been that hungry.

Plenty of times, unfortunately. Plenty of times. Forever, actually. I'm only that hungry. I'm only that. I'm only that. I only know hunger in that way, actually. That's why I don't eat. Goon devil, the man without come.

They protect the land. They have sex with men. Those who have sex with men. Those who have sex with men. Those who have sex. I still don't know what this means. Look up. Fasten us and behold.

No. I don't even know. No. No. I don't like the way that word is spelled. fascinous It's gonna make me gay Guy known for having a big

Big head shot This is crazy Notices bulge Owo, what's this? I can't believe that shit Was written on that? Oh my God, we didn't even talk about that? Oh yeah, the Hell divers

The Hell divers mean That was written on the bullets? If you're reading this, you're gay If you're reading this, you're gay Yeah, it was all like Hell diver references The Owo thing's weird to me Because I'm used to Owo

I think it was Owo I think he read it Owo No, it was Yeah There's two of them they are separate things I hate that I know that but they are separate things

I didn't know I thought it was same thing yeah yeah they're the same spirit clearly yeah it's definitely probably some of the newer the newer types of people these newer kids use that shit

these newer kids with them no fucking fake ass identities it's crazy how out of the mix we are we're already old we're like oh man like I'm just getting left behind. What does what does IOM mean in text?

ION? Yeah. It means I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Wait, fuck, in the context, I'm pretty sure. It does mean I don't know. Isn't it right? Because it's the, it's the, it's the, uh, it's like, it's like jamming everything together. I don't know. I think the issue is that like for me as a nerd, I read that as ion and I'm like, what kind of weapon type is that? It is interesting. Yeah.

Oh, magic. Yeah. It's like Ibjol or whatever. Yeah. I just busted out laughing. Which to me just sounds clumsy, but like, whatever. We're left behind. Why is you starting to sound like Candace Owens?

I don't know, man. Things happen. Yeah. People's plot change eventually. The transformation is complete. To the boss and her speech about time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man.

Yeah, man. It's true. Transformation complete, man. People get married. have kids and... You get influenced by the... I'm telling you, man,

the alternative influence network was real. Yeah. There was some fake bullshit on it, but like, you know, some pipeline stuff is, uh... Unfortunately, some people

they're into that shit, you know? Yeah. I mean, I personally don't have any... I don't know. I haven't looked into it really. I've seen, like, some of the public stuff. Uh... As far as I know, I still like chew,

I think we... I think there's like a basic mutual respect. I don't know. But I don't know. I don't necessarily agree with everything that she's been saying. I think it's really, as long as interesting posts. My whole thing is as long as people aren't like, like hateful bigots, I can respect most people, even if I disagree with a lot of their shit.

Yeah, 100%. I, like, I have my, those, like, so I saw a lot of people say like that about Charlie Kirk. And I was like, I'm sorry, I draw the line at people like him. Because it isn't just, you know, it isn't simple. Like I imagine shoe doesn't think, uh, I'm less than or things like. gay people should be killed. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, I could still... So I could still be like, okay, I don't like where she's going, but whatever.

Like, we're all right. We'll see. You know. You say, we'll see. We'll see. I mean, I don't know. People flip out like crazy, man. Some people do change radically. Some people go from one extreme to another. I think it is just being online a lot. Yes. Because like I'm just not really... Like I am, but I don't, like, most of my friends are not online people. I barely, barely, like, Sweeney actually talks to more online people than I do. Genuinely. Dude, I didn't know. Yeah, I mean, you just talked earlier about speaking to people that I'm like, I don't speak to these people. So, Chris, I didn't know. It was Monday morning. I received a DM from somebody. I didn't even know that people were trying to get you fired from your sacred. Oh, yeah. I didn't even know. Like, I'm so divorced from a lot of the shit online. I'm doing stuff. And then all of a sudden I get a DM and I was like, what? Yeah. And then I watched your little bit on sacred. Yeah, because I said thoughts in prayers. I was like, I don't really. I was like, nigga, people are trying to.

for, they're trying to get you fight for that. It's, I mean, these people, like secretly I was like, I was sitting there being like, this is so ironic and perfect because it's exactly what people say all the time.

All the time when kids get blasted. And no one cares. Yes. Which is the point. Yes. Actually. Like, this is good. Now carry this.

Now carry this forward when somebody who is actually in a position to actually do something about this. Yeah. Also just sits on their hands and it was just like, Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

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content stuff. It's like the people who are like, Destiny's rhetoric is crazy. It's like, yeah, it is. sure. Yes, his rhetoric is insane. Absolutely. He's also not the president. He's not in the administration at all. He's not in the administration even slightly.

Yeah. And so like, yeah. Yeah. I think, yeah, I don't know. I just feel like a rhetoric in tandem with active power is a problem. That's worth considering whenever you think about this stuff. Right. I agree that a president, like, dude, if a president, if, if, like, dude, I don't even know, like, if Mitt Romney got exploded.

And then Obama was like, thoughts and prayers. I would be like, bro. Whoa. That is, like, fucking crazy. You are, that's the Joker. Like, Obama is wearing Joker makeup right now. That's scary. But, brother, I'm not, I can't do shit.

I'm trying to help you. Brother, I specifically wanted this not to. happened. So like, I don't know what to tell you. But yeah, people were, people were mad.

I thought it was very, I can't, I just, I don't know. I can't empathize with people being angry about it. I can empathize with people feeling that it was distasteful.

Because it was. That's the point. But like, to be so offended by it that you're like, get this guy out of here. Like, I just, I can't take that seriously.

You're a massive fucking pussy. I'm sorry. Yeah. Because all this other shit, they scream and cried and called people snowflakes when other people, like say on the progressive ideological Iowa

trying to get people fired or something. I remember this fucking Nazi YouTuber, right? She just had a volunteer job and like one of those, I was like, UKIP or something. And then she got fired because of her racist videos. And then a bunch of people, even people that weren't racist were like,

that's fucked up, who narked on her and stuff. And it's like, well, bro, you would think a party that's not Nazis would have a problem with this person putting out Nazi rhetoric. What the, are you stupid?

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Of course that got fired But like oh Trying to compare it to something like this is so crazy Yeah I just So fucking crazy Yeah it's just it's insincere

It completely And I and I know how I know about it It's like whenever I like Because I got a bunch of like Criticism whatever We're all used to that We're online people But like every time I would click on the profile

Of people who were like man Fuck you It would always be like All right let me see what they're saying American Flag And it's always no not even It's just worse It's just like

Blatent racism Just like actually And it's me saying this. You know, it's blatant, like, just, like, caricatures of, like, you know, Africans would be like, oh, fucking stupid. And, like, not tied to their name, obviously, because they're too cowardly to say these things. Yep. See, I'm out here with my name.

I'll easily stand by thoughts and prayers because it's fucking give me a break. But a lot of these people are like, I'm Darth Farticus or whatever. And it's just like, you're not. I mean, stop being a pussy. If they put their real name out, they would be. fucking fired. Or they would get a fucking go fund me. I would take the risk, dude. In this environment,

in this environment, if you're a right wing person and you're anonymous, why? What are you? Are you gay? Like, what are you doing? Like, it's crazy. That is so fucking true. It's insane to be like, you could, you're leaving so much money on the table by doing that. Bro, yes, they are. Man. I was fired for my

job for fucking my views and the views are like, I boil a black person in my backyard. My views are. And then here's, here's a black people. $500,000. I've never had more of like a judge me by my enemies kind of situation than I do now. It's like, oh, perfect. Right.

Like I'm so like fine. Right. Exactly that. Exactly that. But people were in my, there were some people in my chat in my stream where I was like, he doesn't sound like he's sorry. He doesn't sound like he's sorry. You apologize on saying.

I apologize for putting Colin in a weird position. Right. For upsetting his audience. I don't really. I'm not sorry about the joke. It's a joke. Exactly. you're never going to get me to apologize for something that I didn't mean like it's insane

that's so crazy that same thing where people are trying to be like right you need the family's like no I no I don't you need to feel empathy is like no I do not why you are not gonna convince me to family with someone I'm like genuinely don't help me that when you don't give a fuck about anything else exactly you don't need to feel empathy uh I think it's a good trait to have to feel empathy generally yeah and I am I am empathetic to certain aspects of it yeah I don't like seeing a person like fucking wiggle around and die it's like I'm setting. I'm not going to mourn someone I don't think is a good human being. Yeah. They don't mourn drug dealers that unfortunately get into the drug trade because they need to provide for

their families. Yeah. They don't mourn them. I don't know. Dude, they didn't even more like say like when it just came to like say politicians that got assassinated by political opponents, just a straight of political assassination in like a scenario like this that might be happening. It might be in a statement that is an opponent opponent of Charlie Kirk or whatever of or of the right. They're upset about this. Weren't upset about any other example of it at. all and it's like miss me with this fake fucking shit dude that's it's that simple if somebody comes to me that has real empathy and they're like bro i can admire those people that felt bad across the aisle or they're paying attention like dude i i cried when i heard about this or this or that whatever or the thought of i saw the video paul getting hit and it fucking disturbed me and stuff and

i'm like i can respect those people there are some of those people out there yeah it ain't the ones that are criticizing y'all and trying to fucking you know it ain't those people And I want to also say that it's like, there's just such a distinct difference between celebrating a person's death and making a joke about it. I think it's so interesting. I don't even think it needs to be said. But like, dude, if you made a joke about Paul Pelosi, like, whatever. Like, it's like kind of in bad. And I have an assumption about people who would do that.

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of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah. It's a It's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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It's what you say outside of it. And what you say that surrounds it that, like, paints the broader context. So like, whatever. Conduct is key. Fucking, one of the most important people in this world to me was Kobe Bryant. I saw some wild shit right after he died. One that annoyed me, but also made me chuckle.

There were a few of them that made me laugh, really unfortunately. I think it was like a call-a-duty scene or something where there's like a downed helicopter and the dude's like burning alive and the thing because it's on gone fire or something. Someone put that like immediately under somebody putting,

doing condolences and stuff. It's crazy. I was like, God damn. Literally I saw one. Somebody said, Kobe and he threw a freaking, he tried to shoot a freaking piece of paper

into a freaking trash can. And it was kind of like, helicopter crashing. And I was like, that's fucking crazy. I even made it. We went to his, um, the, the mural, the vigil thing at, uh, at stable center, window still stable center. It's now it's crypto center. Fucking pisses me off. Anyway, oh yeah, the crypto is got like, arena. It's got like, um, arena. Yeah, crypto arena. Sorry, crypto arena. It's not stable center anymore. So stupid. So I was there. And then even there, there was a helicopter hovering above. Immediately joke started just rattled. I was like, bro. It's, oh, it's shack. He's going to

fucking try to one up Kobe and all this. Shacks in two helicopters. We're in a... This is the world we're in, you know? This is the world we're in. We don't take things as seriously as we should, but like it's just a universal problem at this point. We have to. Dark humor to cope.

We have to. The genie's out of the bottle with this one. Unfortunately, because we don't have... I don't think we care. I think the internet made us more connected, but also wildly less connected. Yeah. Yeah, same time.

Hey, man. It's really bad. Like, I want to care. I understand. not having political violence is a utopia. So to cope, dark humor is a great thing. It's like being a cop,

being a fucking surgeon or whatever, and you got to deal with death like all the time. Some of the stuff you hear them joking, they see some crazy shit, because they have to. It's a sheltered life. My friend was a freaking EMT and he walked in and some guy like,

some guy, you know, took himself out and he walked in and he was like, what are we supposed to be doing here? And he got to jump for that. And it's like, well, what the fuck? What are we supposed to be doing in here? Like, what are we, are we a cleanup crew?

Like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's like... Who is the... There is a cleanup crew. Yeah, not them. Not the paramedics. That must be a wild thing to like apply for. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I like inhaling what's left of him. I like knowing. I like putting it in a candle in the middle of the room. I do a little bit of prayer. Clearly, you know, why there's so much pedophilia

within religious institutions because they figured out that they're unregulated so they flock there. I imagine people who like dealing with death obviously flock to those type of jobs. I think the ones that are relatively stable ones go there. Do you think that likes people who would otherwise be serial killers go to those jobs?

And like, wow. I'd hope I'd get like a release. I hope it filters out the crazy crazies. I, why not? I mean, it proof is in the pudding with the petos. It's like if they're doing that, it's not because I don't, I don't believe for a second that religious institutions are birthing pedophiles. It's the other way around.

If you know what I'm saying. Like people are flocking to them. Petophiles are. They want to abuse children and they're like, oh, I'm going to join these things because they bring their children there still. And there's still a thing. Nobody's regulating them. Like I said, like the Boy Scouts are still a thing even after 80 plus thousand sexual abuse cases. So why wouldn't you, if you were a pedophile, go to that place.

Yeah. So same. It's not that there's a, I don't think there's a secret organization within the Boy Scouts that were maybe there might be now. But what I mean is it's not like, they're like, hey, welcome aboard, you know, Eagle Scout. and then they're like, hey, we're fucking kids. You're down? It's like, I think that ain't happening. You're not in being like, what?

You'd be like, no, what the fuck? Well, you're already in, so now you have to. Smishy the kid. Aopee, Mick. I can't even say, I don't even know. It's just consonants. Adam ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper. I guess it's time.

I finally stopped breastfeeding. You shouldn't be able to write that, bud. Shouldn't be able to write that. What is too? How I was told It's too old to be breastfeeding I'll say like 15 Yeah definitely 25

Yeah Something like that Yeah I honestly don't know The whole thing I was never breastfed So I'm genuinely have no clue The first grade

That's true yeah La Mow Yeah Lamau You don't have to connect To your mother Lamau La Mow

Loh You don't have to connect It's all Ibjol You're empty Aren't you It's fucking crazy Hey dude

It's whatever man so I don't respect women now. Oh, okay. That was the foundation of women to respect. I don't have it. I agree with that. Rock on. I know.

It's weird the whole time to me, kind of. Like, I get that it's natural, but, like, there is, like, what is the point at which that becomes kind of, I would say, like, the second they start walking, right? Yeah, the moment they're walking around, you shouldn't be doing it. But then what if they don't start walking? What if they're like? Yeah. I don't know.

It's turning to get to the squirrel conversation, Chris. I guess. You do have to, that would be something to navigate, I guess. That's a step-by-step thing. Hamster and Asak is now plus five after extensive use. Fagliashy the Gay Clown, a clown stunt double died of colon cancer. It took his ass out.

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At Grock, is this true? Sweeney talks like he doesn't have a first. language. What he thinks language is stupid? I, blah, blah, blah. Oh, wait,

oh, okay. I think language is stupid because of the barriers presented by language. Whatever. There's,

there's, language is, it exists for the barriers. But the barriers that are created by it separate us even further. Okay. And someone has lost

in translation. I know that, Mimes have better communication than we do? Yes. No, but if we had one, they just show you

things, but invisible. You gotta get it. It's up to you. I do always understand what they're trying to show me. I never do. I never do. In fact, mimes scared me because I can see what they're making literally. It's terrifying. I can't see it. I thought you said you couldn't just now. You couldn't. You can't just do that. Oh. You can't just know you disagree with yourself.

Oh. That's crazy. Don't even have a funny name. Shit's just grim. Sweeney talks like he doesn't have one person with morals in our entire fucking. Don't even got a joke, man. This is a really tough times. Sweetie talks like he doesn't. All right, I read that already. I just like it. Kim Jong and the Keith Corps. Learning Kingston's voice actor is white is fucking wild.

My voice actor? Yeah, the guy who plays you. The guy who voices you is white. Hey, Kim Jong and the Keith Corps, I think that was a joke from like when we were still on that big table in 2020. I swear that like, do you, it's too. I thought that might be a relic. That might be a long.

There was like an alien thing in the Keith Corps. Dude, this is like a. Oh, man. That's like, yes. That's a deep lore of that name. David Corr, I remember that. Yeah, that's deep lore that fucking name. So whoever said that, shout out.

That must have been when we were recording in person. I think so. I think so. First and foremost, I, someone who said about me. I don't sound like a white man at all. What do you mean? Close my eyes? Hi, it's me, Kingston.

That's not how I sound. It's me, Kingston, Jameson. You know what's crazy? I noticed that... I would like some mayo on a ham sandwich. I don't know. That's what white. That's what we white people eat.

I'm Kingston. Whatever, dude. I think... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do

different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? They will come up point when it will mature.

Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Contum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 3rd.

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I think when I'm around people that are New Yorker, that have like really accents, I started talking like in New York. What is this? Because when I was talking to my sister yesterday. No. What is this? A chopped cheese.

I'll take a grilled cheese. Thank you very much. I don't want my cheese chopped fucking wheels. Maybe a little margarine, you know. The cream upsets my stomach and butter. Let me get some yeast on this, my guy. He's just sprinkling yeast on it. Sprinkling yeast on something is insane.

It's like yeast base. That's disgusting But me and I still were having a conversation yesterday And I was like my Lily was like Why are you talking like that? And I was like what? Do you mean? Like a fucking New Yorker

Because she's like a very New York accent But I was like I don't know I'm sorry It seems back in whenever I go home It's like what do you mean? I don't I don't Few said the firefighter

Harley Kirk Said the firef oh I get it Because he didn't Yeah I get it Because at the other assassination The firefighter Oh, right, right, right, right.

I was tempting fate with this one. Oh, man, I really want to see what you're going to say. Why didn't this? This is all disrespectful now. Why didn't his fat neck absorb the impact? Curious. Fummel the 6-3 transgirl. Should I kill myself?

I mean, no. That's a lot. That's a lot of persons. You got a, that's a lot of persons. You got a scarab. Dang, that's crazy. A lot of person. That's a colossus.

Should I kill myself? I don't mean you can kill yourself. You should definitely rebrand. For sure. Yeah, do a rebrand. Rebrand. First you don't succeed, pick stuff up and try again. Exactly.

Does stuff off and try again. Try again. M.H. Lord of all Liles. Tricard car came to be, it claimed to be pro-life and yet he just died curious. I saw that one a lot. There's a lot of obvious ones. Yeah.

Even thoughts and prayers is obvious. Yeah. Yeah. She ride my meat. How can he ain't duck? She ride my meat to balls. Ooh. Till they marinerer.

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Don't drop the chips and give me some ammo. What is that? I don't know. I don't know. I've recognized that from something. Chris is in the top five wiggers of all time. I agree. No.

That's insane. That's crazy. And saying you're definitely not. Yeah, not even close. Okay, well. Who are the top five? Chris. Chris.

Oh, I see. Chris Maldonado. I see. Chris Ray. And, uh, and Tofer. Topher Grace. That's crazy. Can you imagine he is?

Oh, he is. Well, I mean, like, he was. Like he does like Chet Hanks level. Yeah. I don't think, I think, I think Chet Hanks is such a funny character because everybody was really upset and it's like have you ever they've never been to the Caribbean it wasn't real upset like there were people like

it's funny and it's funny and it's it's funny and it's like that white guy who grew up in China and he has the Chinese accent that just looks like he's being racist that's awesome I love that poor guy something to snark tank to bootlegs Spider-Man too instead of watching the episode hell yeah how did the shoot rate is next I love that song anyway you all plan on doing some

two X KO I don't even that game is mad fun it's the League of Legends fighting game oh no No, no, no, no, no. But you can play with two people on one team, actually. It's fucking crazy. You can sub in another person who will be controlled another character while they're playing. It's fucking sick. I don't know if I care about that. That's cool for a fighting game for sure. No, I mean, it's neat. It's interesting. I just, I'm not enough of a fighting game guy to get into that, really.

I like it. I think it's cool enough, but I don't have the hands of fighting game. It's a concept that we've asked for for a long time, especially like during the arcade days. It would be cool if there was like two on two right here and then we just swap out real fast. It would be like so interactive, but yeah. That wouldn't work. You'd have to have doubles. You'd have the double wide set up. It makes it like almost like a live game show type thing.

They should make a fighting game where. No. No, where you, uh, you can, so you control your, uh, your fists. But the guy you're fighting controls your legs and vice versa. You have to kill yourself first? I don't really know. What? What? Or is it you guys are both creating,

controlling parts of the body, and you guys have to, like, univoli, work together to fight. You have to work together to fight each other. I like that. Separately? Separately. That's crazy.

It's a feature that everybody's been asking for. Confusion. Confusion. A lot of people play tech and they're like, I understand what I'm doing too much. I'm too... I know who I am. I'm comprehending too much.

It's ruining my experience. It's ruining my experience. It's ruining my experience. It's not making me think of it. I know the rules. I know where I am on screen. I know what the buttons do. And so because of that, it's cliche.

It's lame. Yes. That's crazy. I think it's completely valid. It's most certainly lame, but I want it. I want it so badly. Propane by Hank Hill. I love the way it barbecues.

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That's sick. That's a perfect. That's a brand new one. That is a brand new one. I mean, obviously that would be Massa rec. I mean, you know, come on guy. Is right there. But maybe it's like Queers of War.

When you said gaze of war because Queers of War was so obvious. What about Asafact? Asafact is this, right? I've definitely seen that part. Actually, I... Asifact was the one that I remember, actually. I have a... I bought it from Etsy.

It was all the baddies, like, you know, backshots. It was called Asaffect. It was pretty cool. That is so great. You owned this as a physical item? I don't know where it's at, unfortunately. My wife threw it away. I don't own this anymore.

I think, no, I think my mom, like, we shared a storage, and I think she like took some of my shit and I'm still like finding that. Bro, if she threw that way, I'd be so mad because I don't think I can get that back. Yeah, no. You might be able to but I don't think it was like mass produced

like the person. You can get on eBay but it's like it's gonna cost you too much. I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go on Etsy and see maybe they're still selling them. Prayers for Charlie's family. Can we make a story with our names

delusional lesbian lion's fan? Charlie Merked. That's the one that I saw a lot too. Oh. He thrusts his fist against the post and still insists he sees a ghost. John Strickland, Merck's 1889, five bucks says the country that shall not be named is involved,

if not directly responsible. I thought that too. I think that a little bit less, although like, I don't know, man. Nothing would surprise. It wouldn't surprise me even slightly, man. I won't be surprised by anything at this point. Honestly, nothing would shock me.

Literally, if I was up there, I'd be like, what? I got shot. Let me be like, like, there's so much ridiculous. going on that it's like that uh that picture that looks like you like they're circulated we we we found we think we found the assailant we're on the run oh my god i would have how be real for me if if you if you saw all the news tied to this that picture that we said was you of the monster who was like uh uh arrested for being sexual deviant yeah you saw that i'd be so upset i'd be like oh no how stress would you be would you be nervous honestly

If you go from one of the ten, I'd be like an eight. I'd be like, I'd be like, I don't want any proximity to this at all. I'm not going out for a very long time. Because I'd be like, I don't know how to do. The only thing that would help me would be, because I don't have any, I'm not logging myself really, you know. That's the part that's dangerous. I don't have my location on. I'd have to start tweeting my location on and let people know I'm in L.A.

That's why I have my Alexa on all the time recording me. I say, Alexa, record me. Well, that's the one of work because you can record you anywhere. I think you'd have to have a proof of like I'm in this place. Yeah, whatever. What you get? Yeah, fuck you. How about that?

First search of Keith David presents Yakub's ladder. That's Jacob's ladder. Instead of Jacob's ladder. That's awesome. I found a poking Kingston with a needle so he deflates. I found a variant. Somebody had made something. Oh, I've seen that exact thing many times.

Yeah, the Asse effect. It's the, what does it say? The legendary thick edition. so stupid. This is all their asses. Yeah. Pre-Raz, Blake 896. It's like the advertisement.

Jesus Christ. I got Lachter doing graveyards at the dick-socking factory. All I got was locked up as previously mentioned. Harriet Tubgirl. Please do a gay cover of Eminem's Kim. No. Kim? That song's crazy.

You can't make that one. You know the one where he's like describing Killing her essentially? It's the big one. So long. Bitch you did me so wrong. I know that song. I don't want to go on living this world without you. And then at the very end, he's like, bleed, bitch, bleed or something.

That's crazy. I know he thinks he's cringe right now as fuck too, which is really funny. That's a good song, but like, that's so, so angry and upset. It's such an angry and upset song. And like, that's why even him now, he's like, guys. It was therapy. Yeah, it's getting shit out. Guys, this is ridiculous.

It's not, he doesn't feel that way anymore. I get it. Yeah. The guy to be Evangelian is like, I don't even know what that shit's about no more, bro. I was depressed and upset about not being Christian no more. Like, what the fuck, man. That's what all art is. It's just emotion.

Like, I look back at the songs I wrote. It's like, yeah, whatever. Yeah, I don't feel this way anymore. I don't feel this way anymore, but like it's, I don't know. I made it,

I guess. I don't know, to me it's cool that I have a record that I felt that way. Right. That to me is where the value is. All my cum paintings are still just as vibrant as meaningful as they were when I fucking ejaculated on the canvas. Okay.

Please do a gay cover. Mostly read. DBZ Chapter 3371 cover. What is that? Can you look that up? What is it? DBZ Chapter 371 cover. Uh-oh.

It's probably something wild homosexual. I feel like it's going to be a racist thing. Yeah. I feel it's going to be like, I don't know. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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I really don't know. There's no way to figure out who any of these people are. That's very, yeah, that's true. All right, let's take it home. Ew, what is that? It's sell. Why is he so chibi? What's going on?

Yeah, they look gross. I don't like that at all. But I don't like that enough to point it out. It's a weird thing for you to make me look up. Das Goopie, Derek's A7X gay cover has been all over my feed. What's the A7X cover? Probably the bat country one. Can you fuck me in my ass in my mouth?

I love that the singer. It's a better version. I did. Yeah, M. Shadows is like, oh, this is better than the original. It is a great. The issue is like that melody is really strong. I really like that melody.

It's a satisfying melody. That's a fun fucking song. That's a good song. It's fun. My balls in the neck are leaking green on my brother. I really like that part I know my ass I see attention I hate it because you have a talent

I don't know You actually have a talent But you do shit like that That blows up Why that's what arts all about I don't I mean this so sincerely I don't know what the original song is

Like I don't know what the original words were When I think of the song I think of that I think of can you fuck me in my ass In my mouth Fuck me can you... Like, come on my yamaama

yami no cap has been burned into my brain since I heard that. I was like, that's a bar. That was me for a while with my cage of the elephant one where I was just like

I don't remember with the original song. I saw them live. Really? You saw them recently or something? Yeah, recently. It was like a spring of the moment where I was like,

oh, I have a ticket to this thing. You want to go? I was like, yeah, I guess. It was them. It was them in oasis and they did in fact cage an elephant. That's all it was. They were great, by the way.

They were. rabbit, why I'm a trouble to slamming an elephant for two hours. Cajelphins really good live, actually. They were a really solid live. They were playing with Oasis. Yeah. So somebody said, did somebody say you want to go see Cage the Elephant,

but like it was an Oasis show? It was an Oasis show. Well, somebody said I have free tickets to Caged the Elephant and Oasis. I read Caged the Elephant. I was like, sure, I'll go see it. And then as I was on my way, I was like, oh, it's an oasis is in this. I was thinking part.

And so, yeah, so I just left. Either I'm getting there late or I'm only staying for the beginning. I basically avoided all the traffic. I got to see the concert that I wanted to see. And then I avoided all the traffic and left. I do that a lot, man. And it was great. The main,

the main fucking bill. I only go to, I'm going to enjoy everything there. I'm not spending that money for nothing. Well, it was free. That's for you. It was free.

So I was like, I'll definitely get. And I appreciated the invite. That's a sweet show to go to for free, man. I don't know. I last I went towards the weekend, I think. I probably should have always because it was crazy. Just especially, I guess,

is, well, if you didn't, I guess, but like I just don't, you don't care about them, right? Like, I have not, I don't think I know a single always a song that isn't Wonderwall. And I don't like that song. You know, too, we made you sing it a lot when we first wanted to do. You know that one. You know that one. Anybody feels the way I do. Is that not Wonderwall?

No, don't do that. I think that's not the same one, right? No, it is Wonderwall. It is Wonderwall. Oh, my God. And what I found now. God, almost passed out. That's crazy.

It was that implosive of a laugh. He almost fell asleep. I legitimately thought that was different until you started chaining into the fucking chorus. Like, oh, God damn. Wait. Damn. I know I know too.

I know, no, I'm completely aware that I'm, but I know I know two different songs. But I'm fucked. I know I do. You know one song that's merged. You know one song that's. read up the two parts. That is so funny. That's like, pocketful of sunshine being that other song where you're just like,

that's the same song. I have same pocketful of sunshine into the other song multiple times. And I'm like, this is not the right song. Today. Oh my God. I know I know another one of their song that's pissing me off. That sucks. Whatever.

I don't believe that anybody jerks the way I do about do. Yeah, great. Amazing work. Flawless, flawless, execution. Please play us off. Chomo the clown, please help. I can't seem to get any bookings.

He can give me advice. Young Colin wrestling a car. Today's generation would have crucified Christ, Ziggy. Yeah, for sure. Absolutely. Well, not today's, well, look, with respect, we only have tests

to prove that it seems that 100% of the generations that encounter, Christ crucify him. So I don't know if it's necessarily fair to say that that would happen now. But those directions that have a religion exemplifying him. I'm just saying that, you know, the study or, you know, based on the numbers, yes.

Based on the numbers, 100% of generations would crucify Christ. You think you'd be like, hey, Christ, am I saying niggil once before you die? It's not uniquely now, it's all I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Can you say nigger once? No, my son. No, my son.

It's not a bad word. I don't know what that means yet. Sike I do. I just don't want to say it. He does the fucking stupid little mouth. Bad news guys. The CIA heart attack gun only melted part of his face. The CIA, that's not even, I don't think that's referencing the same thing.

What does that even? Is everything, do Donny T. Who? Donny T. Who? Donald Trump. Oh, I see. Okay, yeah.

I got. Donny T. I forgot that he even had a stroke. Duck taping an old alarm clock to Sweeney's ceiling. That's crazy. And I can't possibly get up there. Yeah, yeah. It's dumb.

Eger maxing. Stephen, too blurry, two bigfoot. Isn't Charlie Kirk pro-life? What a hypocrite? Yeah, ha-ha. That's just a mean, scary. It's chuckle-worthy, but it's like, come on. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, badly brave.

Who's New York, Nick? Athe-year-a-Indeeds help lowering his weapon in Halo 3, Pro-Jurion Hunter, Naferam, and rounding out our list as always. You know who it is? You know him, you love him, you're terrified of his existence because he's no true and true king. You know him, you love him, you're scared when he knocks on your door because you must have done something. The king of hapassard. You know you did something bad.

You remember being a kid and being like, you know you did something bad, but you don't know exactly what it was? So you're just kind of like nervous about nothing. You're like, what did I do wrong? I remember pressing my ass flush against the fridge and shitting. Whoa. It's crazy. You have to approach that as an adult and not laugh, but also not be like explosively angry. I feel like if you laugh, you laugh, you're traumatize him.

No, I feel like you laugh instead of, because you're being shamed, which you should be, but like at the same time, the kids don't have the capacity to understand. You get shamed correctly. Yeah. So he's like, why did you do that? I had the poop on the toilet on the fridge. You know what's crazy? It's a really embarrassing story. I remember when I was a kid, I was taking a bath and I was like, I was in a,

for like a really long time because I still honestly take really long beds but I was I was fucking small so I would like float in there and I was like I was pretending to be like one of those fucking healing texts in Dragon Bowl so I was like oh oh

I was like floating in there my eyes closed like relaxing my dad opened the door he was like that's a weird way to take a bath and I was like brother I was just trying to like I don't know man I was having like a had a fantasy in my head

yeah you were doing it You're really like, I was enjoying myself. Now I feel bad about having fun. The big problem is like your dad is so far in the gap between you and him that there is no way he could understand that. Like there's no, like right? Right now you're going to understand your kid if they did something like that, right? You'd be like, yeah, I get that kind of thing. Your dad is like when I was imagining things, it was like, I don't know, having an extra loaf of bread so the family can eat.

It's just like, oh, yeah. When I was imagining things, when I was imagining things, it was more like Walmarts in the middle of the jungle. Yeah. You know? Yeah, like praying for like, I don't know Not wet socks and like my friend's wounds to be healed You guys, anyway, I got it Oh

Someday you will find me Car beneath the landslide In a champagne supernova in the sky Okay, I do know that one That song is stupid as fuck Yeah, so I was just like It was driving me nuts as well like I know I know one of them

He looked up a song He looked at the lyrics of the song And he came back and reported to us. I was like, I just learned it real quick. He didn't even read it. He was like, good.

Yeah, I probably should have just watched it, but I was just like, I don't know, man. I fucking, dude, I wouldn't stay just to see them again. You never going to see them again.

You never know what's going to happen. Yeah. But I probably just that people have been not a, not a good combination as of lately. So you never know what's going to happen. Yeah, I just wanted to say, because I was just like,

oh, I should be here for the, for the, Hey, there goes that fucking wake of Chris Reagan walking out on us. Everybody. He ruined my song.

Kill him. Everybody. He ruined my son. I don't even know if he's British, I don't think. I don't know. Pretty sure he is it. He was speaking completely perfectly normal. Everybody throw dynamite at him right now.

Throw it right at him. That'd be crazy if they recognize me. Everyone look under your seat for the dynamite and or C4. Cage that elephant. Caged that. While they're throwing an elephant in a cage. While they're still. Bring Chris in a cage too.

They throw me in a cage with an angry elephant with no space. I love that. You're technically maybe a little safer. die because he's just going to get tired and sit down and kill me. That's a very cool. I like Chris versus an angry elephant is a really cool spectacle. Yeah. In a three by two cage.

I would love to see that, like those old carnival fucking flyers and shit. Like, you know, you know what I'm talking about the vibe of it and just seeing this old timey Chris, you know, scared with this fucking angry elephant. And everyone's just like, oh, yeah, that seems really great. I can't wait to go see the murder today. Oh, this is really great. And we'll go see the bearded bitch afterwards. Anyway A furry slut

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