The Snark Tank - #359: Late Night Apocalypse

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

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It's me. It's me, Chris. It's, uh, it's, it's, I can't point. So it's weird. But it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's chocolate man. That's what they call me now. No, you don't. What is that?

No, you don't. It's, uh, it's one of the only, uh, canoos, because it's, um, you know, that's not even, I say only one of the only, uh, three musketeers. I like it's simplicity, though. It's fluffy. Yeah. Probably fluffy candy. Like, it's called three musketeers are like, but stupid name doesn't make sense, but good.

Yeah. I've never had a three musketeers. Oh, it's, I think it's like Twix without the caramel, no? Something like that. Sorry, not Twix, not Twix. It's like a, okay, I guess, I guess it's, okay, well, it's lacking a lot of things. A Snickers without peanuts and caramel. So it's just like half of a fucking Snickers, I guess.

Yeah, I mean, I'm not at liberty to say. I really, I have no experience. I think I stayed away from them because I thought the name was stupid. I thought the name was three musty queers and I was like, I can't eat this. No, you did that. I know I did it. I'm sorry. You did not think it was called three musty queers when you were seven.

I swear to you, I was that homophobic at seven. That's crazy. I swear to you. Do you think you were ever, do you, this is a real question. Do you think you ever truly homophobic? No, I was ignorant. Me neither. I was ignorant.

I just liked calling people gay because I just thought it was funny. I just went to church. So they were like, they gave people. bad and I was like, I guess. I don't think I even, I don't even think I registered that as like being a bad thing. I think I just registered that I heard other people call other people it and people would get offended by being called it. So I just assumed it was a funny thing to call people.

And it was. It was never, it was never considered. I never thought about gay people or gay people doing shit when the word gay was used. Yeah, I remember the first time I think I heard somebody actually used in that context. It was when, well, it wasn't even the, it wasn't gay, but it was the F-sler. And my friends would sometimes like to, just for reactions, at lunch period, walk around the campus holding hands, my friend, Chris and Joe, just to see what people would, you know, what they would do. And I was, I saw some older kids that were probably like junior or seniors or something. and they're like, oh, look, and you know, like, actually kind of like, almost seeming, like, frightened, but like, because they've never seen that before.

Yeah. Guys just holding hands all merrily and shit. It really made me laugh because I was like, wow, I don't, I didn't think I would ever hear somebody have a reaction like that. And he's usually people kind of whisper to themselves or something. This guy is straight upset out loud. Like, he was like scared. I was, I was with, I was at a friend's recently. We were driving and he's gay and we were going to like, we were going to like a supermarket

to pick up some food for like a party that he was throwing. And I went within the supermarket and he goes like, oh, look, is my fiance. And it was. It was him. He was like he was, well, not his fiance now. They're married. But like, oh, it's my husband. He's walking down the street.

And he rolls the window down and leans over me and shouts the F slur so loud. And then and then just drives away. And I was like, all I could think of was like, I hope to God nobody saw me in that car and recognized me and just assumed that I shouted it. There goes. Chris. There goes. Classic Chris. Classic Chris.

Classic Chris. We thought he was a good boy. We thought he was a good leftist. He's a. He's a. Turns out he's not. He's just like me. He's just like me.

He's just like myself. He says it too. Welcome to the club, brother. I look, I think that word is extremely funny, but only because it's phonetically funny. I think phonetically that word and the N word. It is objectively. The way they are built is funny.

The two Gs, man. The two Gs do it. The two G's the vowel, two G vowel. I was thinking about something the other day that Kingston said, when we were giving Michael Jackson's fans like a name, like his fandom. And this dude said,

off the cuff, Jaggits. And I was like, that's great. I love that. It's his jackets is funny. That's so good, dude. But I don't know.

I was, I was, I was told that people, I don't know. I was told that like homosexual life was abomination when I was a young. And I was like, all right, cool. And then I, cool. That was very cool. And then I knew that people would get really upset being called that. So obviously you mimic what you hear. You're like, oh, people would get mad.

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And then I spent all the time with them and I was like, oh, this is just bullshit. And then there I was out. I was out. By like 14 years old, I was like, this is completely the stupidest thing ever. Yeah. Yeah, I just, I never care. I always, the thing for me was like, I always thought it was annoying. when any like whenever people would see like

I don't know like gay dudes like holding hands or kissing or whatever that shit bothered me when straight people would do it like I was I was annoyed by the entire premise I was annoyed by because people were annoyed by I was like mimic them like people that I was around were like annoyed by it and I was like why

I was like why I was like why did I then I was like for me it's like I if I saw somebody kissing a I don't know a board I'd be like, why would you kiss a board? I wouldn't kiss a board. I don't want to see somebody kiss a board if I'm not kissing a board. And then that's as far as I'm going.

I'm just saying like, you know, like the PDA people. Yeah, like the PDA. And when I say PDA, I don't mean like in the most mundane. Like, I don't know, people, whatever, that's fine. But like in the way that you assume that I mean it, I guess. Yeah. You know, where like it's just obnoxious and it's like the kind of thing that people would shout get a room. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. So, they've never seen me and Lily kiss each other.

And I was like, that's crazy. I've never seen that either. Thank God. I would probably vomit. I hate the premise. I hate the premise of people loving. I don't think I've seen that either, actually. I definitely have kissed my girlfriend plenty of time.

I don't know. There are some days that go by that I'm like, oh, I don't think I kiss Lily and it's crazy. Wow. That's the, this fucking, she's crazy. She won't, like, I usually have to toss her, like, say too much and, like, make animal noises. I growl at her and shit because I start getting upset. But I also hate being. near people. So I was like, oh man, well.

Oh, yeah, you are a weird loner, like, in-sell, but you have, like, a long-time girlfriend's weird. Yeah, you're like, I don't think I'm insolish at all. Well, you're phobic. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Which one? Of all. Just, just a lot. Is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is,

clearly. I don't know, I don't know if it's called that, but, uh, I imagine when I, every once in a while, it's, unfortunately, it's usually old women, unfortunately. When I'm near old women, they kind of have a... Oh, no, it's actually real. The term? It's what it's called negrophobic, the scientific term.

Black negrophobia. There's no way. This is urban dictionary or southern. Yeah. It's not like a... Negro phobia. Or the profound fear or hatred of black people and black culture. I think that is a...

It's like one of the sub-genre of what it is to be racist actually. Yeah. That's so crazy. I guess it makes sense, I guess. This is a broad term, technically. That's, yeah, I don't know. It's a sweeping term.

I guess. I mean, it makes sense. I've, I think I've mentioned when my Asian neighbor freaked out when I try to talk to him. Like, this is Asia, this recent neighbor? No, no, this was years ago. I lived in Hosanna Heights.

And then, I guess for anyone that knew that's listening, I lived in Hosiana Heights, It's a, and it was like a huge Chinese population around this area. And so my neighbor, I saw he had a almost brand new looking mattress in his garage that clearly he was looking to get rid of. But he was just like, I'm just going to put it here for now. So I went up and just asked him like, hey man, his garage stores open. He's in it. And I was like, hey, man, are you looking to get rid of your mattress?

His fucking, his eyes go wide. All of a sudden, you know, he's just like, like he just saw like, it. It looked like a train was about to hit him or something. He was like, no. He was like, no, no, no, no, I'm busy. I'm busy. And I was like, what the, all right, man. I just fucking.

But dude, weeks later, fucking weeks later, he fucking rings the doorbell. And he apologized to me and offers me the mattress. And I'm like, bro, that's crazy. I was like, weeks? They took him weeks to finally conquer his beer. The lore they're given about us is different. That's why. They're not given regular lore.

The Lord they're given about us is like, You know, they eat, they eat a whole bearers, you know that, right? They spawn guns. They, like, they're, it's, they're, they're magic, their only. Like, you can't find that. They just see, they just see videos online, you know what I mean? Like those accounts of, like, uh, fucking, I don't know, like a subway girl or whatever the fuck.

Just like isolated incidents. They get like blown the fuck up. Right. Yeah. And so that's what they're thinking. It's like, no, don't burn me on the subway. Like, don't, you're going to shake me. You're going to do, uh, you're going to George Floyd me.

in reverse because even though I, they're just some shit. You're going to pull a reward. You're going to reverse Floyd me. Don't do it. And he's like, no, no, no, I'm busy. I'm sorry about Trayvon Martin. I was like, it's okay, man, it's okay.

I know he didn't ask about that. You saw him signing autographs? I didn't know that ever happened. He was signing autographs at a freaking, at a right-wing convention. Oh, you're talking about Zimmerman. Yeah. Yeah.

No, definitely not Trayvon. Definitely not him. Yeah, dude. He auctioned off his gun for like a quarterman. mill. I remember that I think it was half a mill wasn't it? Or maybe it was going for Port-a-Mill I think it made it for half a mill. I think it made it for

500. I might be either way the fact that six figures is crazy man. That's insane. Oh we're not we're not a racist country that is crazy man it is it is so outrageous. Somebody bought that and smiths it. He sniffed it after

he did. He definitely busted on that gun. He was signing fucking like Skittles packages and fucking Arizona's and shit right Maybe Whatever the fuck he got a nice tea He wasn't long for the earth I knew the whole time

I was like this guy's not gonna last long Do he die yet? I think he's dead Who Zimmer? Yeah I think he's still alive No he's still composing music I forgot that's the same person I forgot about that We talked about that

Yeah it's insane that he was able to like subvert that Like just completely avoid any backlash For that And then go on to just make more music. Just sidesteads. He made, he did interstellar. Everybody forgave him after that.

You're like, that's a good score, man. I don't care if you killed that poor black child. Yeah, that was great. I'm glad you've forgiven me. I don't, except for Chris Reagan. I know he doesn't really like my, my, my, my, music. I know you don't forgive me, Chris, and fuck you. Yeah, it's crazy though.

Like, all that, like, when he had, um, he had that Spotify playlist, that was like Lo-Fi beats to kill Trayvon Martin to. That's crazy. That's crazy That's real. This is all real. I'd give it a listen to know. It's actually streaming on YouTube 24-7.

It's always a lot of motherfuckers It's streaming from The YouTube channel YouTube. Like YouTube.com slash YouTube. I wouldn't know how to feel about that. Yeah, I think I would. I certainly would.

What I mean, yes, what I mean is damn, I guess I have to YouTube now? Like, I can't... You gotta go to Kik. Oh, man. Well, yuck.

If I had to choose between YouTube and Kig, I guess I'll stay with YouTube. Yeah, yeah. Kicks kind of... Oh yeah, by the way. By the way, in the wake of all of the shit that went down,

uh, you know, Jimmy Kimmel, he got fired, but also other companies like, uh, fucking Valve Twitch. So,

what, Steam Twitch? What are the other companies are going to be investigated? I think. Reddit and Discord, I think. That's right. I'm sorry. What?

Yeah, I don't know what's... So what was the thing about that? They were like on the investigation? So obviously this is, they're using this as a scapego. So it has to do with discord, right? They're investigating the people in discord to see if any of them were planning stuff with the Tyler Robinson guy that allegedly murdered Charlie. And so now they're using this as an opportunity because there were so many freaks out there.

I don't really understand the Reddit thing because they, it's, you know, it only seems like to me what a lot of people that were involved in like waves of like we got to crack down on Reddit and Twitch and stuff that's kind of loosely seems involved with a lot of Hassan stuff because he's like a number of politicians

and a lot of people are going after that motherfucker now even before this. He's been like a big scapegoat. So it seems kind of like a push to get rid of some other political adversaries and you know it'll also help out the other people that hated Hassan and they've been lobbying the government, which is kind of nuts.

It's weird how far this has gotten for like, because I just don't, none of us, no reasonable person sees Hassan is some fucking threat. Like he just seems like some fuck, I don't know, like I'm sorry. Am I blind? He just comes

across like a hymbo, you know? Yeah, just. The, uh, he's a mildly politically versed guy. Like, what is the worst thing he has said like can you think of something the worst thing he said like the worst thing you think he said like the worst thing you think he said

that 9-11 thing people got really rowned up about but it's like what it's that it's I think that was retarded to say because it's not even necessarily wrong when he says it because when you're talking about deserved like when you turn a blind eye to this stuff and this thing happens it's kind of like oh yeah what did you expect but that is still stupid to say

you could have said that better you could have said it way better than saying Americans deserve 9-11 but like like it's just one of those things or it's like bro blowback we know we uh even when like when they read osama shit they're like y'all niggas fucking ain't doing shit and we've been getting fucking blasted a kingdom come for all this time we want to give you a taste of it you know i'm obviously paraphrasing you imagine bin lano's actually verbatim what yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah niggas been quiet y'all niggas been sleep while we've been getting fucking blasted every i love

thinking you know it's funny when it was funny when it was I think about Osama and Latin, I just think of him on family guy doing the tape. Oh, when they're doing like outtakes and shit, there's like outtakes? Yeah, when he's like, you will find out the true meaning of pain on the first night of Radamon. And he's like, what did I say? And is Radamon. I remember that one. Yeah.

That's the, that is the primary vision in my mind when I think of Osama al-Lan. is him just like being like a quirky, lovable fella. For me, it's the one from South Park. It's the South Park one when they went crazy on disrespecting him, bro. They made him like fucking road runner or Bugs Bunny.

It was crazy. Oh, I forgot about that. I was like, holy shit. Yeah, Cartman was fucking with him. He said Sim, Sim, Salabiminate actually, and I was like, this is crazy. Even though I'm like 11, I notice it's really fucked up.

I noticed it's not okay. Yeah. To me, it's just a real footage. I couldn't believe it was real of him doing karaoke to poker face. Like, that's... What are you saying? You've never seen that before? Nah.

Osama bin Laden's singing poker face? Oh my, no, we've had to have talked about this. No? Holy crap. Is this real? There is so, dude, he's a big fan of anime. They found his... I knew that, yeah, I knew about the Nauru.

He loved American culture. And he was fucking, there is a video of him right now. The anime is not American culture, but I know he's not American culture, but I know Which I mean, yeah. No, but I mean like, I'm saying plus. Like, I'm like, plus. This is, you can see, just put in poker face Osama and he's fucking doing karaoke to poker face. Yeah, dude, 100% real.

That can't be him. It is, though. That can't be him. It is. And that's the thing that's crazy. This is like verified like by like many sources that. Check it again. Check it again.

Put in, see what the, because this is before the AIs and stuff. See what the AIS. People have to say because maybe they'll be like, nah, that shit ain't real. Fuck off, nigga. You know, maybe they'll be like that. But I just, I mean, I knew he was an American asset once upon a time. He went by the name Tim Osmond. He was, he worked with the CIA.

He was, he conducted, he went, uh, fucked with a Zabignu Brzynsinski when he was putting together Mujahideen to fight the Russians. Like so he was a CIA asset named Tim Osmond. Like I, I'm pretty sure I've seen videos him speaking English like straight up. Well, he was. Dude, you can't go by the name Tim Osmond and not speak English. You know, like, he clearly was, like, versatile in multiple languages. Okay, so it's not him.

Who says that? I looked, like, I mean, everyone. Who says that? Who says that? Everyone. Everyone is like, I wish this wasn't fake. And it's like, and people are like, argue. It's like, it's a real video.

It's just not him. I don't know, man. When they found all of his stuff, they said they unearthed it from that shit. Look, I could believe. that he has done this. Yeah. I just, this is so crazy.

It's too crazy. Because he's doing it, he's doing it as if he's, as if he knows it's funny that Osama bin Laden is doing this. You know what I mean? It's just, it's too good.

I don't know. If it, I mean, I'm open to the possibility, but like, it just seems too, it seems too perfect. But yeah,

but they were, yeah, so they were, yeah, so they're looking into, I mean, Ultimately, like, getting Reddit and discord in on this is really just like, it's the same thing with the terrorists. It's just like, ah, everything. You know, just like shotgun, whatever.

Who cares? Yeah, I'm like, look, you know. I'm like Joe Rogan at this moment. I just want to believe it because I just want that to be real so badly because I need, I need to think that the number one terrorist in America is a fucking guy that just loves a pop music and knows the, you know, poker face. because which is a solid song, solid song, man. It is, it's not bad. Yeah.

Apparently I'm seeing it say that there is an artist, that like there is an actual artist that shot this, but I don't see a name. Yeah, I don't know. I fucking hate when people do that. I'm like, all right. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did,

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It's too good. I would love that to be true. But yeah, yeah. But yeah. So, so yeah, they fired, they fired Mr. Camel. Oh, yeah. Jimmy Kimmel. Got the boot.

Jimmy, Jimmy Kimmel. I didn't know. I didn't want to look into it because I just was, annoyed last night when I saw it late last I saw like a breaking news from Kyle Kalinsky and I was like I'm not watching this. And then I found out why. And I think people are in my opinion, I guess, you know, because it really depends on him and what the writers actually meant. But to me it seems like people are twisting his words and where he was fucking saying that people like the MAGA people are trying to blame it on anyone but themselves. and to me what that means is

like how people when they project or it's like say somebody stole something or whatever or there's people in the room and you kind of suspect a person that's accusing everybody else and is trying to act like it can be anyone but me and that's just kind of like

yeah well but then they were saying oh he's saying that they did it I'm like I don't think that's what especially since he was the one condemning people for jumping to conclusions in the fucking first place from what I From what I saw, he said that other people were blaming people.

It was like they're blaming everyone but themselves. I don't remember once him saying. That's what he said. And that's what they were saying. I was like, I'm confused. But themselves must mean that he's saying it's them. And I'm like, but that's not how that works, though. You know that's not how that works.

It's a very disingenuous. It's a very disingenuous read. Especially when you consider the fact that like the whole point of it is that, they're jumping to conclusions. I think it's like, I don't like Jimmy Kimmel at all. I think he's like tragically unfunny. Do you know anyone that actually is a fan of Jimmy Kimball?

No, I don't know anybody who's a fan. I don't really understand how this shit even is still happening. Yeah. But late night talk shows in general, yeah. Most of them. Yeah, I just, I don't. It's a terrible. I don't get it.

I genuinely don't, I don't, I don't understand. But whatever, uh, yeah, like, I don't know. It seems like an uncharitable. reaction, but even if I don't know, the thing to me was like, even if I was to steal man the argument where it's just like, okay, Jimmy Kimmel clumsily worded something

that projected a false reality onto millions of people, right? For that, he is fired. That strikes me as very odd purely because news organizations

do that constantly, particularly five. like almost every day. Like wildfire. And they actually, and they have not only, I mean, as a news, I don't know, I just think about it from like if you, from people doing news versus people doing talk show comedy interview format shit. I just, I don't understand why the talk show would be held to a higher journalistic standard and suffer more more real journalistic consequences than. a news apparatus that is

whose intent is to you know give you the truth and then just objectively like outwardly lie like that doesn't make sense

to me that's crazy absolutely I think it's more simple than that I think it's more simple than that I think it's just the idea of that like

he clumsily said something he could just retract that he clumsily said but I don't even think clumsily said anything really it's like where is the what's so incorrect about this?

Yeah. Like I'm trying to like, that's what I'm trying to. I'm trying to get to the point where I'm like, right, where is the problem? Well, you know, you know it's not a real problem. That's the thing. Like, you don't need to analyze it. But what, what could, what did he say that could be construed to being a problem? Well, we've already explained that.

Right. Like about like, they're taking it as, oh, you're saying this. We know that's bullshit. But that is just the scapegoat to get rid of them. It's so fucking obvious to make sure that ABC, to make sure that they get their mergers and their deals done. They're just capitulating to whatever Trump wants. It's so fucking obvious.

Like, especially since Trump has tweeted about when, say, who was it before? Stephen Colbert was getting fucking canned. He was like, great. And he was like, Jimmy's next essentially. And then when Jimmy, it happens to Jimmy, he's like, great. Now fucking all that's left is those other losers that no one gives a shit about. I think they even called out, like they even said, like, Fallon is next or whatever.

and it's just like, all right, well, I don't know. It's very fucking ironic. I mean, there's no principles anywhere here. You know what I mean? It's just like big government, big government is bad except, except authoritarian. I don't know, it's fucking. Never has been. Lamedest people ever.

The lamest, literally have never stood for fucking anything. It has been obvious from the very beginning. Since I've been alive and since I've been paying attention to politics, seeing that these people literally flip-flop on anything. It doesn't matter. Even if it comes to like, say, you know, pro life, the thing that they swear they care the most about. It's like, no, they flip-flop.

They are totally cool with killing as many people as possible, as long as they don't look like them. And for some reason, they only care about fucking fetuses. And then when the fetus is born, they'll care about that fucking baby. There's just something like... No, until it's a part of the workforce. Like these people, those are the corporate people.

I'm talking about just like these people that are chirping. Like the ones that like... They're just... What's his name? A baked Alaska? He has, it says like, free speech patriot in his body. And then I'm seeing him fucking tag the FBI trying to go after Hassan for wearing anti-fascist shirts and having like a sticker or something like that. And I'm like, you are so gay.

Dude, Take that out of your bio, bitch. They don't know what they don't know what anything means, dude. I saw a video of like Benny Johnson or whatever that that guy. Yeah, I got paid by Russia. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. I saw a video of him crashing out on somebody because somebody brought up the fact that like, like, like he was.

looping in Islamic terrorism with right like right wing terrorism and he was like excuse me you can't do that that's not the same and it's like do you not understand what you read do you not

understand what Islamic terrorism is no it is it is absolutely conservative are you kidding they think that is so crazy the idea that that's even up for debate for people because it's brown people it must be left wing is crazy I think they think

conservative means white dude i think that's what they think genuinely i think actually straight up i think that is probably true that's what it's become now that's what it's become that's but that's what you look at that's what conservatives in america though occur in america is the want to be white that is what it is here effectively now the fact that somebody could look at isis and they're like oh yeah this religious extremist organization that does not respect the rights of gay people and women. That's not right wing. That's left wing.

That's far left. That's far left. That's far left. That's far left. It's like, yo, you're cooked. You're gone. Or you're just so disingenuous, which I think is actually the real thing. Ben Johnson specifically, I would say it's from what I've seen from him. Because I remember for a while when he first started out, he was trying to be like, look, we're cool guys. Look at these cool memes. He had this like show where he would like,

he was trying to do like a right leading type of talk show like a Jimmy Kimmel or some fucking shit like that. But not a big production, but just still let's crack jokes. Let's show that the right can meme. It failed immediately. Oh my God. You're right. You remember that bullshit? I was going to make a video about it and then I thought this was, this is too sad.

I felt like sad about it. Because wait, I didn't really, I didn't connect the dust if that's the same person. Yeah. Benny Johnson sucks so hard. Like, he just has a lot of money. And then so he can try a lot of things, right? And eventually something's going to stick. Oh, my God.

Like, I totally forgot about this, man. Oh, the right can meme too. You're so, you're so gay. Why do you care? He got a talk show called The Left Can't Meat. That's it. That's crazy. The left can't mean.

That's insane. Oh, my God. Yeah. I did not realize. this was the same person. Oh, yeah. This is amazing.

Yeah, he, oh, I'm glowing. It's magic, bro. Yeah, bring it back up,

dude, because a lot of people, everyone forgot about that shit, dude. I'm like, that fucking asshole, like, these fucking traitors

that got paid by, like, fucking foreign entities, like, it makes me so mad as an actual, like, American.

I'm like, it makes me so mad that I'm like, these fucking people are selling out our country and nothing happened. And Jimmy Kimmel

makes something that could be construed as problematic and then he's fired immediately. I hate that we're even in a position to defend Jimmy Kemmel. I don't, I don't, God damn it, man. I don't like Jimmy Kimmel. I don't by any means hate Jimmy Kimmel. I just hate it as fake crying.

I kind of, yeah, I couldn't stand his fake crying. Like, whenever something would happen, you'd be like, uh, guns. I'm like, all right, yeah, I know, dude. But like, you're, maybe he's really a soft-ass bitch like that. Maybe that's real. But it's still annoying. I thought that's an asshole thing. I feel that feels this hyper-asshole thing.

I probably somebody someone is like someone's crying over gun violence and where are people that preach against it so much and you're like shut the fuck up bitch so I've been to multiple tapings

of like uh of these shows like like not not Jimmy Kimmel Conan for example Jimmy Kimmel fake cry I've seen him do it no but the thing is they have you saw you saw Conan

they have to see multiple times yeah I was supposed to see him one year and then I just didn't I kind of regret it I was like I would have been cool yeah like my buddy he was the biggest Conan fan so because

of him. I saw him a couple of times. He went a bunch. But the thing is, you know, you know how it goes. These writers, they write it, then they have to fucking kind of like go through it. They already know what's going to be said. And so maybe just in the moment he gets caught up and he starts crying. But to me, when I'm just thinking about it, I'm like, you've had an ample amount of time to process this information. And it's hard for me to believe that you're fucking crying your eyes out now. Could be. I just a little, I guess I'm a little cynical, unfortunately. It feels rehearsed. Oh, yeah. What? Really? Oh, what?

Well, Derek cynical. Oh, my God. I've cried my fair amount of tears. And then I try to not get too emotional on camera. And it's like, it's out. It's out my system already. So I just, maybe he's just a giant,

uh, maybe he's just a, maybe he's just a useless. You're really trash. He's a giant, uh, something. I just put it. Maybe he's just a loose pussy. You guys are... That's insane.

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What was it about? Yeah, but that was just because you see. So he stubbed his toe real hard. That's crazy. I actually don't, I actually don't cry from physical. pain. That I don't do anymore. That was the one time. That was the one time. What to call it? I've cried from being

sad before. I've laughed myself for the tears. I'm about to cry. I've only, I've only ever seen you cry once, which is shocking. I don't cry very often. Exactly. That's why it's scary. That's not scary. I cry when I feel really hurt. And I don't feel really hurt very often. See, I remember when I

thought this way. No, I remember when I thought that way. No, I've done all that stuff already. That's why I already got to that point where I'm like, all right, now I kind of get, I cry when I'm sad. Do you remember the last time you cried? Yeah. Last time I was my grandma, I cried, yes.

Oh, okay. Maybe, it was like maybe, like five years ago? Two months ago. Two months ago, I cried. Okay. Okay. It was an ugly cry too, but it was like, man, I'm done with this. And as soon as you get with fun, I was like, and I'm back.

That is so crazy. That's like, that's like Dennis. That's like in the, in the interview room where he's like, where he's being accused of killing his wife and he's and he just stares. He just sit there for two hours. Not blinking, staring. But yeah, I don't know, man. Jimmy Kimmel's gone.

Looks like they're going to crack down on a lot of the rest of it. Yeah. Like, I don't know. To be fair, they said it's an indefinite suspension, which I need to remind people that indefinite suspensions means there's just not, there's an indefinite amount of time, meaning that he could come back, but let's, let's be real, you know? He's not coming back. And if he comes back, he's a bitch, too.

He's catch a dude. Well, here's the problem. What they're going to do is, is like, they're probably going to, by the way, if I were him, I would take this opportunity to, like, start my own thing, honestly. Because the amount of support that you're going to get just on people's principles is probably way more than you're getting paid. So, like, if he was smart, he would do that, but he might just, like, he might just air on the side of caution and just wait.

But what I would imagine is they're going to wait for this merger to go through. And then they'll bring him back. Yeah, that, if, if that's going to happen at all. Or he might just leave. I don't know. He might just be like, fuck all this. Out of principle, I hope he leaves. That's crazy.

To like, you got to, like, go back. Like, fuck you. Don't come back. Ridgulous. Nick already has enough money anyway. It's like crazy. Out there sucking Mickey's dick for no respect. We should, um, we should talk about.

You got to talk about the funniest thing to happen yesterday. We got, we got to talk about. Well, yesterday? The Keshtal thing. We got to talk about that. What happened about what happened to him? When he was getting questioned about the freaking Epstein files and him just

like being the biggest we've ever Is he like, man, have you spoken to Donald Trump about the Epstein files? No, I have not. Have you spoken to the DA or Epstein files? I mean, yes, I have plenty of times. Have you spoken to the DEA about Trump being Epstein files? And he just refused to give a straight answer the whole time.

And the guy's like, I didn't ask you that. He didn't ask you that. I didn't ask you that. I didn't ask you that. I didn't ask you that. I didn't ask you that. I didn't ask you. I'd be told anybody that he was in the Epstein files and he would refuse to ask

He was talking about directly I think that's the right person he was talking about. But the one question that he asked over and over was asking if he told anyone if Donald Trump was in the Epstein files. He kept asking that specific question over and over if he told anyone.

Because there's information that is out there that he told people that he's actually in the file. Is the attorney general? He asked the attorney, did you tell the attorney general that Donald Trump's names are in Epstein files? And he refused to answer. He keeps going, he keeps giving

he's like, he's giving the answer that people give when they're guilty of something. Yes, literally. You know, so it's like, oh,

you're, add this to the pile of like hundreds of examples why everybody involved in this is guilty as fuck. But like, it's just another one. Painstakingly,

it's like someone just throw a shoe at him, dude. Answer the question. I miss that, like the George Bush when that fucking dude like threw the shoes on him. That show was awesome.

You know if that shoe would have hit, man, it would have been altered entirely. That would have been a completely different timeline. That would have made contact mom. What have it made him smart?

It made all. And then he actually became like, what it was like, it was like reverse like Henry the 8th because like Henry the 8th, when the fucking horse fell on him, it changed him and he became insane and killed everyone and shit. But before that he was like the shit and everyone loved him. He's all learned. So he mentioned being a stupid fucking horse and it's your fault? All that happened that you fell on Henry the 8th and you killed millions.

Not millions. And then you just started killing. You just became an insane. That is crazy thing. about that. It's terrifying. I'm like times where I was playing football or when I jumped out of a truck or something, I could have been this close to my

you know, psyche being altered and I'm like, oh, I kind of want to kill people now. Yeah, or like when Hitler's German Shepherd ran into the street and like chased the, I don't know, a bagel truck or whatever and got hit. And now it's like, and that was it. It's like it's that dog's fault that Hitler hates Jews.

Yeah. It's really interesting. And now all of history is altered forever. I've taken dozens of really extreme hits to the head and I wonder what I'd be like if I didn't. Yeah. Dozens. Maybe you'd be a cry. Probably hundreds by now.

You'd be, you'd know how to cry. If you didn't, if you didn't get hit all those times, I'd feel. I'd be able to feel things. Real things. But the cash Patel thing wasn't the thing I was thinking about.

I was thinking about, I was thinking of this, this David fella. I don't know if you guys know about David. I don't know if the audience knows about David. So David with a four and David with a four instead of an A. So stupid.

Which is, by the way, dumb clarification that I would ever have to. This is exactly why you don't do this with your name. You know, is exactly why you don't do it. Yeah. But, so David,

he's a musician, I guess. He did a song, I don't know if it's for Invincible or if he just did a song and Invincible used it. He did it for it. So he's, yeah, I think it was one of the,

one of the, um, Invincible and Adam Eve on a date songs or something. Mm-hmm. One of those montages. And so he did a song for Invincible and, you know, that's how I first heard about him.

And then I never looked into it. him ever again because it was like completely fine and didn't move the inlai whatsoever but i heard over the weekend that uh so he was he was performing some shows i think and uh for some reason someone found a car under his name uh with a dead kid in it which is you know she was the entire story ultimately yeah uh and i think i saw i can't confirm this i don't know if this is true or not but like i did see something where it's like he he had he had he has a matching tat with the dead person or something? Well, the thing that's interesting is...

Weird. He definitely has the tattoo, at least from what I saw in a picture, it just says shush on his finger. Yeah. And they said she has one. But, you know, obviously, we haven't seen that because I don't think they're going to show us. Yeah. It also... It also...

It also... It also... It also... It also... Look, it also, in fairness, could be, like, you know, he has that tattoo. She's a super fan. She has... She got to...

Either way, she was dead in his car. In his car, dude. And she's been missing for a long time, bro. You got like a year, right? That's going to be crazy. Oh, man. I could, I weep. I weep.

I'd be so upset. I'd be like, no, I didn't even do it. I even do nothing. I am so, this is one of those things where I'm going to be looking out for the true crime people, for them to piece all this shit together and get a nice cohesive story. Because I'm like, this is interesting. What the fuck is going on? Nothing makes me...

Nothing would make me more upset at all. Yeah. Nothing would make you more upset. I'd be like, oh my God. Look at this. If a dead body was found in your car, of course. I'm like, look at this. I don't even own a car.

What the fuck? It would be a crazy way to frame somebody, though. Like, imagine somebody like Jerry Seinfeld or, uh, or, uh, what's the guy who got burned up and he's like all fucking burned up now? Jay Leno They have so many cars Where like it is conceivable That someone

Like some stranger could die in that car You know Like some I could believe Like if this was Jerry Seinfeld Or Jay Leno I'd be like oh this is nothing Like I'm sure somebody just snuck into one of his cars And died as who wouldn't

Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't want to sit? Who wouldn't want to sit? Someone's car going to back of the trunk and die And let them get in trouble for it? It's the human equivalent of when a dog does the three circles under the porch and lays down.

Is that a thing? Yeah, yeah, they do the three. They circle. Well, they just circle in general when they're about to lie down. Yeah. I don't know why. I kind of don't really get it. I think it's like make sure the place is safe.

Yeah, to make sure there's no like fucking sandworms or sand. They don't have to worry about shy of lute. Yeah, for sure. I don't know who that is. I never met that guy. Sounds cool. Never once met that guy. He sounds pretty cool.

He never once wanted to. Shia Lood, is he Muslim? What is that? All of Dune is Muslim is Muslim-coded in general. Are you saying that because of the sand? Well, I'm saying that because of the writer purposely making it Muslim-coded. That's why the phrase is because I read the books. Which one?

All of them except for, I didn't finish Chapter House. That's a sixth one. I didn't finish Chapter House. It gets really weird. If you think Dune is weird, it gets way. way weirder. Cool, but, you know, weird. I don't have any opinion on doing it all.

Very Muslim. Very Muslim. Yeah, that's why I can't get into it, honestly. That's crazy. That's exactly why I don't like it. Yeah, that's why I don't like it. Yeah. Fucking crazy.

She's not a big fan of that. You know? I like Muslim stuff. It's fun, actually. Yeah, I like them in concept. They should make it, they should make an Armenian dune where it just takes place in a car dealership. I like that. I did not need to say that.

Did not need to be said. It takes place to a car dealership in North Hollywood. I like that. Yeah, in North Hollywood or Glendale. And the car dealership is, make no mistake. So there is a sky within this car dealership. The car dealership is so large. You can stop.

That you cannot see the ceiling. There's ostensibly a sky. And it's, it reeks for Armani Exchange Cologne. And it has a ton. Everybody in front of that place has what you call it's they uh no one owns their cars hey bro hey bro this is this is my this is my this is my pro politrade's bro I'm probably it's my proreides bro stupid it's like oh that's cool anyway anyway so yeah

so this this this David guy I would assume is in a lot of trouble I can't I can't imagine if that turns out to be a coincidence because the crazy thing is no one's being suspected yet which is pretty wild that's yeah what That's pretty wild to be like, that is some police restraint that you don't normally see. Or they're like, okay, we can't jump to conclusions. Usually they'd be immediately tackling the dude and beating him half to death. They're hogs flipping outside of his house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm, this is like, this is basically what I expected for, uh, uh, JF, right? J.F. Right. J.F. Gap. I wanted this to happen. But Canada sucks, I guess, when it comes to like the policing or whatever. Has she ever resurface or is she clearly dead? I'm pretty sure he dissolved her in sulfuric acid. Like, I would bet from hard cash that he did what he did. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. Music has always been one of my teachers.

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yeah maybe like he made her not be there anymore he seems like I would I would allegedly bet real money oh interesting that uh that J.F. Garrapeh allegedly killed his alleged wife yeah okay

is what I would say that's her girlfriend or whatever the fuck she was he's a legend they were married but I'm not sure actually yeah the alleged J.F I don't even know if he's a Yeah. Who knows if he's even real? I don't know.

Who knows if he's even, is he even around anymore or did he get Coach Red Pilled? Did he like die in a fucking Ukrainian prison? Oh man, I wish. No. Unfortunately, he's still doing his thing. I know there's at least some moms. There's some true crime moms in Canada trying to like pressure him and he he was interacting with him for a while. So I thought that was pretty, uh, I do not care.

Uh is uh. Uh. That guy is a real person that existed I hope I can find I would love to find that clip I wonder if somebody isolated that Or was that just way too niche you know That's so deep into the trenches now

Like it's all it's so sad Like there's so many things like that That I wish like I should have kept that Or like I should have like bookmarked it at the very least Or fucking something I feel like I save a lot of the wildest shit I see And every time I go through my phone Like the deeper drenches of my phone's like album

I see like memes and vines And I'm like I cannot believe this is on my phone I gotta delete it Anyway Is that uh Is that it all we wanted Because there's I guess we just move on a question now right

Because that is the I guess I just realized we didn't address this So clearly we're like remote right now Oh Kingston's got I just realized you didn't mention that at all This isn't like a permanent change or nothing Kingston's just uh he's about to go off on some fucking baffling excursion

Yeah on a family trip. Yeah. You're going to... He's going to Costa Rica, so if you have any issue with anything that he says, you know where he'll be.

That's crazy. That is insane. That is so much less funny than you think it is. This will air after you're fucking... Whatever, you're fine. You don't think you... Dude, never mind.

How long are you gonna be there? A week. I'll be back tomorrow. I'll be back in a week from tomorrow. You'll be back. Yeah, whatever. So I don't really want to go. I'm going to handle that.

So, should we take a vacation too, or should we find a replacement, or is it just us too? Yeah, I don't know. Well, we'll maybe we'll get, we'll get temp hosts for the show when he's gone. We'll try and, I'll reach out to some people and we'll have like a guest hosts and then maybe we can hire them for a fraction of the price and finally boot this bitch. You do you do this podcast. I am such a major piece. to this podcast. We, no,

make no, we would still merchandise the shit of you, but like, that is crazy. That is crazy. We would still absolutely

use your likeness, but we, yeah, yeah, every time we, every time we hang out from henceforth, I'm just going to be

taking pictures of you that I could use for merch later on. That's crazy. Not compensating you at all. Would you mind being shocked real quick? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thanks, thanks. Yeah, I don't know, we'll, we'll play it by ear. We'll, I don't know, But like for just a little bit we might do it I think we might do it remotely just so we have more flexibility

and who we can choose to kind of sub in as opposed to you know we can get more different people. I don't want to say who I have in mind because like I don't know if they'll say yes I'll ask around and yeah so the next couple episodes are going to be a different flavor but that's what's happening.

We'll be back to in person in like a week. Yeah dude. Yeah. But yeah, so we're going to read some questions from our patrons over at patreon.com slash a Star Tank. Remember, you can go over there, go do it. Go explore the tears. We got a lot of new people. We got a lot of new people over the weekend because of my controversial statements. You're welcome. To everybody who benefited, by the way. Let's go. But so a lot of new people. So go over there, join the, join the fray. So we got Majin, Helen Keller here with the first ride in. Can she finally do it? She can definitely do the thing that Boo did in the hyperbolic time chamber

where she screams her way out of it. You know, she could definitely do that. How would she sound, Derek? I'm not doing that. How much she sound? It's what I'm asking. I mean, you're the one who's, I'm sure it's on the tip of your tongue.

You just don't want to. Is Helen Keller alive still? Yeah, she's about like, I think, like, 137 or something. Oh, did she die that long ago? I don't know. I'm pretty sure she's old. I don't have no idea how old she actually is, though.

I have no idea how old she actually is, though. Well, you know what I mean? Like, she's post-humanously. Helen. Post-human, in a most-human sense, yeah. Helen Keller, death. Oh, she died at 87 years old in 1968. Yeah, there you go.

Damn, what a bad role, you know. That's a pretty bad role. So post-humously, how old would she be? I didn't catch the numbers. Oh, so... She'd be a 90-something-something. I just want to see if I guess, like, comfortably. Yeah.

Yeah, she would be comfortably. So she would be probably... She'd be closer to like 130s, 140s. A relaxing 130. I just probably... A relaxed 130. Yeah, clock it. I'm sure I got it right on just just casting a random number.

Yeah. But, uh, all right. So Majin Helen Keller wrote in, as you can do on Patreon.com slash Star Tank. She says, hey, I said she, because I just assumed it's really Helen Keller already. says, hey, y'all, were there ever any tattoo ideas that you had that you're glad you never got? Over the pandemic, I got way too into the persona series, and I thought it would be cool to get the main party's masks of Prisona 5 tattooed as half of a sleeve, but I was a broke college student. Now that I have the money, I have no intentions of getting it, and I'm so glad I was broke back then. What's wrong with that? I guess he doesn't really like that shit anymore? He doesn't like it enough to have it on his body forever, I guess. Yeah, persona's cringe and by its nature.

Even though I love, like, I love two of the games. I think it's, the fan base is a rife with autism. So it's probably not the most fun thing to like online or see very often. When you see, you're like, oh, my God, these guys again. Yeah. There's a few tattoos I wanted. I wanted something for Spider-Man, but I was like, ah, maybe not now. Yeah, when I was younger, I thought for sure.

would get a Spider-Man tattoo and as I got older I was like I don't understand what that would even be yeah because I don't like I don't like tattoos that are obviously I don't like tattoos that are like really obvious so like I don't like the idea of like having like um you know the cover of Halo 3 or something on my arm you know what I mean that's stupid like covers hilarious well it's good cover art I'm just saying like I just mean like I don't I don't want it to be like anybody with a fucking I can be like oh that's Halo 3 you know I would rather it almost be like if you're going to notice it, it's because you know what it means. And it's like kind of cool.

You're like some fucking secret society bullshit. No, like I just, I think it's more interesting because I think it's more interesting when people clock, it's like, oh, I love Bioshock and they see the, you know, the chain. You know what I mean? I think that's like, that's more interesting than somebody being like, oh, you have the big daddy from Bioshock tattooed on your arm.

You know what I mean? Like I just think it's, I just like that kind of interaction better because it's a, It's a nice icebreaker really quick. I mean, I totally understand that. I just never considered the... Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. Music has always been one of my teachers.

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These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I never considered the way somebody would interact with me would help me decide on what I'm going to get. Now, Oh, sure, yeah. Like, but the way, there are stuff that I obviously wouldn't get because of what people would think of me. You know what I'm saying?

Like, there's certain things that you definitely would say away from, like, there's a guy that has a Drake asshole and his dick and balls tattooed on him. Like, he's like spread or something. And I'm like, bro. I showed you that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good image, man. It's a good image.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. There's a tattoo I want now, but I don't even know if I want to get. Like, I just, I don't think, I think it's too late for me to get tattoo. I think that's ultimately what is. It's never too late. It's, you know. I think for me it is.

Like, it's not too late for some human beings and, you know, for them, right on, you know, but. Well, to me, if it's just, I feel like, you know, if it sounds more like you just don't care. And I think that's, yeah, exactly. Like, who cares? It's like the fucking, the flame is no longer lit. Yeah, like, if that's fair. Yeah, if you, if you just fall out of like love or just don't, yeah, why, who there, who cares? I was thinking, if anything I want the rebel symbol, the same thing I want like the rebel or the

Republic symbol for Star Wars. Well, not the Republic sucks. Yeah, on your neck like right here. Yeah, like your neck piece and that's it. He only has a neck piece. I get Vader's face tattooed over my face. I get Vader's helmet tattooed on my face. Let me see what I can find this.

You'd be killed so quickly if you had Vader's tattoo on your face. Vader's face over your own face. I think I'd look, I think I'd look gas. I think that's the stupid shit ever, but I would... I don't think you guys. I'm going to show you all what I was planning for... I probably since 2012 I was going to... Oh, cool, thanks, Ad Blocker, thanks.

Oh, cool. I'm just going to send one of those crazy long fucking Google links. Hold on. Stupid fucking... Come on. I'll show you this picture of Baby Bonnie Hood that... Okay, I'm going to... I'm going to shoot someone in the face.

Will you just copy? Impossible. It's like it doesn't want me to show you guys. It's like, nah, don't do that. It's okay. What was it?

Can you describe it? Yeah, so, okay, Baby Bonnie Hood is holding, I don't know why there's a, I don't know why there's a 200. So Baby Bonnie Hood is basically Red Riding Hood,

but in Darkstalker series or Vampire Savior. Yeah. But like, she's a mercenary with like a shitload of guns and stuff. And there's a picture of her. all innocently holding a basket up of like knives, weapons, bombs, Molotov cocktails and stuff that I fucking love. I still love it.

And I was going to get that shit tattooed on the left side of my neck. And I kind of was like, I don't really want this. I can especially since there's like a lot of people that, that may not know who it is. Like if you type in Baby Body Hunt and Google, it's one of the first images that pops up. I'd love to be like a thing of dicks. Like he's holding a basket full of dicks.

Like, yeah, that'd be, yeah. I mean, maybe if I fucking not paying attention, the fucking tattoo artist starts to join that. He has enough time to do all of the dicks without you being attention. It's crazy. Oh, my bet. I mean, I guess he could because like I can't see what's being drawn on my neck. And so, no, no, no, we can't take a break. We can't take a break.

These feel phallic. I don't know, man. These feel phallic. Don't look, don't look. These feel like phallic etching. Shut up, man. Just hurry. Let me, just stop talking.

Let me finish, man. He interrupts you. He interrupts you mid, mid tattoo. He's like, all right, I'm going to finish this tattoo, but only on one condition. Can you promise me you'll never look at it? Never. He's already been doing it for three hours. So you promised?

It's like he's got maybe 10 minutes left. That's great. You promised, right? You promised. Dude, you broke your promise. And that was, that's cool. I still like the idea, but I think I'm, I think honestly I'm going to do something more boring and generic. Because I still want to do my neck.

I need a re-tut. I got to touch up. I found a tattoo artist on. Facebook in 2017 to do the tally zero on my neck. And it was such a rough experience that he was like, yeah, like, hit me up in like a month. I'll like, I'll touch it up or whatever. I was like, no, I'm good, dude. And I never got to touch. I never, never. So it's like barely, it's like not even intelligible, right? Because it's just like very faded. Can't really see what the fuck's going on. And then there was actually supposed to be something

a little bit finished on the bottom. But I, um, I did the same thing. there's a coughing on my thigh and this guy left he did something that really pissed me off he left a little something to like

oh I'm gonna make it kind of annoying like it wasn't just a perfect piece and it's like oh I can put add more to it later he added something to it that made it look like unfinished

to rope you in to make sure you come back at least that's how I understand it as because I was like what the fuck How dare you? That's what mechanics do. There's what mechanics do. The mechanics, they fuck up your car a little bit so you have to come back, actually.

So I never experienced that with the tattoo artist before, and that guy did that at like a regular shop. It was like a professional shop. I got the tattoo because Paul Joseph Watson wouldn't shut the fuck up about tattoos. And so I was like, I made a video of making fun of him. And then at the end of the video, I went to a tattoo shop to get it. Just I was like, fuck it. I'm just getting a tattoo right now. And I went to that shop and he did that thing.

I like the coughing. It looks great. but there's like a little thing on it and I was like you fucking bitch I'm not coming back just because of that and Paul Joseph Watson was right about you what he taught yeah he goes yeah he goes

he goes he goes like who what is that and he looks him up and becomes a big fan that he hates you he radicalized he's like you platform you platformed him effectively dude he's that what would you call what would you call Paul Joseph Watson fans

Um Come on Paggots No Paggots Pokers Pogers Pogers

Pogers Paggots I don't know Bastards A piece of shit Fuck faces Yeah Hello

All my fuck faces Out there I'm gonna turn my air off It's fucking freezing in here And he goes and he fucking starts Bightin through Fuck He starts

chewing on someone's head. You would. And starts fucking, dude, he's fucking, he's deadlier than Donkey Kong, dude. That's crazy.

They should have put, Dye Kongs. They should have put a fucking, uh, apologies of Watson in the, the new fucking Donkey Kong country. That's crazy. He's the final boss.

He slaps through everything instantly. You can't, wait, how do you win? How do you fucking win? He's got to not get hit. Yeah. It's a huge,

it's a huge test of like, how good you are at the game. He just can't get hit the whole time. I hate, bro, reminds me. I know I've mentioned this before, Rise of the Imperfects when you're Iron Man. You can't get hit for one of the fucking missed.

That drives me insane. I'm like, bro, you got to give me at least a couple of, you got to give me something. It's a terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible time. I hate, I don't want to do something perfect, dude. That's crazy. The game is called Imperfects. Why are you making me be perfect? That's a crazy.

It's a crazy reason to be anything. Yeah, but I bet it's not as hard as I remember, or maybe it's harder because I think my motor skills are worse, you know. Yeah. I hate nothing more than being requested to be at least decent or adequate anything. Fuck you. Fuck you, dude. Disgusting.

Yeah. Fucked out. I'm gonna get my Game Shark. I'm a cheat on that shit. Oh, dude. The Game Shark was the plug, dude. Oh, I love it. You check your Pokemon game in half.

You never fucked a game shark. My homies will go to the elite four Catch the Elite Force Pokemon That shit is so Fuck up It's crazy That is insane That is so evil

I think honestly They keep battling you is crazy What do you do right? Do you stop battling the person And let him choose his Pokemon They know it's attack you Or do you battle What do you do?

What do you do? You You get everybody Like, you call the cops. Is this stealing my Pokemon? Are you going to get to the cops in time before his MUTU blows you up? That's like, that's almost like if you take your kids to like a karate, like if you enroll your kids in karate and they go to a tournament and then they're fighting the tournament and then like some other parent is like, it's mine now. That's mine now.

And then they go home with them. And then it's just like, well, I have no recourse. I have no recourse here at all. It's insane. I loved it. I loved it. They masterball people was freaking taking their own Pokemon. The Elite 4 is like, what the fuck?

Dude, I still kind of, I still kind of to this day, don't even really know what Game Shark, like, I never fucked around with it. And it just like, it, it, I had every version of it. There was three versions. I just don't understand, like, what it does it do? I did GBA one. I had the Game Boy Vince one.

That shit was crazy. It was, it was next level. I didn't know they had, like, what did that? Because, like, Nintendo, Nintendo was the pioneer this because they had the game genie. And that was the first thing that we had. So, I borrowed my friend's game genie so we can just fuck around in Mario. Like a Super Mario and shit

So that was like That was cool as fuck And then PlayStation 1 I still have my cartridge Actually I just saw it recently Ah fuck it But this is the cartridge That you put into the back of it

Right you put into the back of it And then you just switch it on And you would just There was codes either already embedded into it Or you would just import them You would import a bunch of like codes into it And then it would just fucking It would just

Debug the game essentially And it would break it to however you kind of want to play however people code it. It was so fun. Yeah, I never fucked around with it. Oh, man. I'm looking at it. Dude, this is a warmth of nostalgia just went over me, dude.

Yeah. Oh, man. Basically at when PS3 was a, they had the codes got too big, so they just stopped doing it. That's when they stopped. Yeah, that's when they stopped. And then uh, those people started hacking shit just straight a regular. Yeah, because then it was like, oh, we can just go on the internet and just put stuff in and we just mod stuff either remotely, you know, like, or like, so

that's, that's what we do now. We just fucking mod because Yeah But yeah But I understand that you never Fucked with it because like you don't You don't mess with mods that much either And even now

Yeah I just I think I looked at it and I thought it was interesting I just I just straight up didn't understand I just didn't understand How they worked or like how to really use it Like I felt like every time I saw A Game Shark it never looked the same Like it never was the same thing

Like people were talking about Game Sharks And then I feel like every time I saw it or like a picture of it or like whatever. I was like, I don't know, that doesn't look like the last time I saw this. I don't know what the, I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying. Oh, interesting. Because there were different ones for different like systems, right?

I assume. They had different things. I know, um, all I know is that like say, Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before. There was something about it that felt almost unnecessary in a world where everything lives on our phones.

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I said that the PS2 one was it was like a memory card and a disc you had to put it in first and then then it's like all right now switch and put the game in now and uh yeah it did that's like I always felt like I was gonna like break my shit if I did anything like that I was like I can't afford another one of these we always we did a lot of dumb shit

because we would even play like Japanese games and you just had to uh because like there you'd keep the so the PS1 you keep the part open you didn't close it but you had something that would put pressure so it's like it's closed because it wouldn't run without that.

And then so at there's a certain point in the game that you would just swap it out at a certain moment and then it would bypass the fucking bullshit. It was so stupid. You know what's awesome though about like, I remember I learned this recently. I think I knew this intrinsically because I remember hearing it before. But like on the PS1 specifically like there are games like Ridge Race or whatever

where you could put the game in load it and then like take the disc out and put in like a CD like whatever CD you wanted and then they would just like it would run the game with like the music from the CD and the back and it would have all the sound effects from Ridge Racer it would run the game

and I was like this is fucking notes how cool this is but I never fucked around with that either I never had Ridge Ritch Raging that shit was the amount of the nostalgia that made me feel happy bro

I was like man I remember having a game shark and just breaking the fuck out of the games I was playing. Oh, dude, I would have. Just completely raping the concept they meant to have of the game. Oh, yeah. And being like, yay, I'm having so much fun.

I would do sometimes because, like, I feel like games were unfair in certain aspects, like, playing Mega Man Legends. And you would get this fucking automatic, like, RPG. It's like one of the most powerful weapons that you can equip to your Buster. But if you wanted it to be infinite, you had to play like a million or a billion Zinni or whatever it was. Or something ridiculous. I'm like, fuck that. that you just go GameShark and then have infinite money and then you just go fucking I have it now and now I'm just blasting everything you just hold circle or you hold whatever you hold you hold the just killing everything just cheat but I've already beaten it many times before so it's like who gives a fuck now now I'm just a or I get the I get the rocket skates the in the beginning of the game because you don't get it to way after so now I'm fucking coasted like shit like that you don't do it.

You don't cheat in the very beginning of the game. You don't get the game. Only if I don't really care about the game. Like if it's a game that I couldn't care less about and I just want to fuck with it. I played Baldur's Gate 3 and I had the fuck. I had the fucking year in the beginning of the game. I was using shit that I should have had the fucking beginning of the game. I had max level.

No, I cheated on my third one of, uh, so technically I cheated by just running fat. Like I put the speed up so I can get from before I need a point B faster. But that's it. And then the third play through I 100% cheated because I wanted to see. I wanted to kill everybody and also see what happens. If it was possible to save Ravengarb without doing any of that bullshit, right? I'm playing it again right now. You can't.

Like, I knocked him out and he still dies. It's like I tried to like rescue him. I like one shot in fucking. And so I just love doing impossible stuff or like. I cheated the fuck out of that game. Like it's like it's like genuinely ruined for me right now. I fucked up so bad. I didn't save the comb girl that's like that knows will.

um bought dad the lady in a burning house i didn't save her i fucking i didn't save minthara i fucking i killed carlack i was like why don't i just kill carlac you have to do it one time killed carlac i'm just like dang dude this is really bad i'm fucking you can you can you kill everybody ultimately and have like no story in that game i think you can as a dark urge yes you can't well so you'll still have the story just because there's certain people there's certain because like you're going to end up with that artifact uh uh regardless And you're still going to run into certain people that you cannot kill because they need to set you on the path of getting to the, you know, the proper destination. So you can you can kill most people, which is great.

You can kill every ally. There's just like the ones like like, yeah, I think I've killed. I got to, I think you know, I think you can kill everybody. I got to load it back up. You can't kill them at certain moments. You can kill everybody eventually. I just got to load it back. up because I killed

I'm trying to think of there was somebody that I didn't kill but they it was I forgot what it was it's been too long it's been too long All right, yeah that's whatever we got we got other things too I've murdered and slaughtered everybody in that fucking world I'm death

Insatiable snark fiend wrote in Says gadee long time listener First time donor I've been here since the Nakey Jakey episode That's a long ass time ago That's uh that was like what episode two or three or something.

That was like really fucking early. That might have been three actually. Anyway, he says I've listened to every episode and a lot of them multiple times over. I don't know what's wrong with me either. That's kind of one. Good though. I think we have a fun show.

Like I listen back to some of the conversations that we've had and I do laugh. At some of the shit that we say, which is nice. Never once. Never once. No, he doesn't like anything that we do. Never once. He's pulled me aside at many, like in the middle of parties.

I'm sending myself hateful DMs. That is nuts. Fuck you. You're terrible. Fuck you, you're terrible. You argue with yourself. He says,

I've always enjoyed your stories of absurd encounters such as Chris offhandedly mentioning seeing someone dressed as a waffle fighting somebody outside of a bodega for whatever. That was on Halloween. I remember it distinctly. Gabby could corroborate this as well. She saw it too.

A guy in a waffle costume on stilts. I'll never forget it. At 3 a.m. arguing with, I think a clown. The other guy's costume was less important because the stilts were so fucking outrageous to me. Lumbering over him? Yeah, it was like, it looked like seeing something

in like, it looked like a video game. Like, it looked like, you were seeing like this like lumbering like blood-borne character arguing with like some like merchant or something. It was very fucking weird. But Gabby can corroborate this. Would love it if each of you could share a story of the ridiculous interactions with strangers.

Please love from New Zealand. Oh my God, there's so many. I can't even... I think... The most recent one that I had was... I think I told this on the story... This story on the show before, of, like, when I went to the spa

and this... This Asian man, this very old Asian man. I remember this. Go ahead. I kind of... Honestly, you might have to go back and, like... The details of that story are kind of fuzzy, so, like, I was...

The most... Whenever I told this story last is going to be more accurate than this time. Understand this. But, like, I remember just being in that locker room And I think, yeah, I was opening my locker and he was like, I think he said like, they're trying to take things for me or something. And I was like, I don't know what that means, brother.

And he's like, I think he says, are you retarded? And I go like, no. And I'm like, I'm retarded. Me retarded. And I was like, okay, I got to get out of here. Because I can't, I can't, I can't get naked in front of this person. I cannot get naked in front of this man. Like, I can't.

You're about to be, so you're about to take your body. He was going to body slide you. Yeah. It wasn't even a matter of like feeling threatened. I think it was just like, I don't know, I genuinely don't know what the power dynamic is here. I don't know if I'm a threat to him, if he's a threat to me. If he touches me in any way, I'm beating him up. And then is that going to get me like, what is it a hate crime then?

Like, I just don't. Yeah, they're quick with them. They'll put a hate crime on you quick for those guys. Yeah, retarded people? Yeah. I just, I don't know, man. That was truly bewildery. And that was like one of the first times I went to a spa too

So I was like this is a terrible I think if I remember I remember correctly There was a part of that story or maybe I hope I'm not getting it mixed up But like the water was on too hot or something Was that was that not the same guy? Oh yeah I think I think it might like Screaming or some shit

Was that the same guy? I think it was but it was like a separate encounter Like that was earlier or later on that day or something I vaguely remember that story And it might have been told on the podcast many years ago. I wish, it was definitely in the last like year or two that this happened. Okay. Because I, I didn't go to a spa until like, I think like last year.

Okay. But yeah, yeah, he was like screaming because the water was so hot or something. And it was so hard not to like, I was like, dude, that is funny, man. At least he wasn't lying above being retarded, you know. Stop. Well, I mean. Yeah. Look, man.

I was... Yeah, I think he was saying like they're trying They're gonna steal my money or something. Chris, oh my God. Chris, do you remember the time we were walking,

we were walking down to like the bank one random time and I mistakenly kicked the homeless person? What? Were you remember that? You were walking to chase what time?

How does that happen? Because I was walking close to like one of the like one of the places and I like dragged my foot and kicked the homeless guy by mistake. I didn't like kick him like

with intention, but I was walking and I kind of like kind of like, kind of slide my feet when I was walking. I hit a homeless guy. And I freaked out.

I was like, oh, no. And he was like, oh, he kept going. I do remember this. What the fuck, that's many, many years ago. Killed me. Oh, gee, that was like, that was like 2016, maybe. No. That was 2016.

We lived in Burbank. So might have been 16, 17. It was 1617. I don't think it was 18. Maybe 18 early. But like, that's, that is hilarious. I do remember that. Slid and hit him.

I hit him hard because I felt like my leg shake. In your defense, it was like he was using like Metal Gear Camo. Like I didn't see him either. And it just looked like a pile of like stuff. And it didn't look like it didn't look like a person could be there. Dude, And it almost looked like the tail end. It looked.

I do remember that though. It was crazy. I can't believe you did that. Man, it was funny. It was fun. It was a funny happenstance. I'm sure his. This story was tragic, though.

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I know homeless people that are transients, actually, though. Like, shit, they're like, they don't have homes technically, but they're not like, transients. Transients, yeah. Transients. Okay. Back in my day, they were just... Eons. Boy.

Boy. Boy. Boy. Don't call me boy. The, um... Fucking. Because I, no, but I know people who, like, don't have, they, they don't have a domicile or they don't have, like, a place. But, like, they're fine.

Like, they're not, like, star. or anything like they they can like but that's different from somebody like if you're sleeping on the street and with a with like a bunch of shopping bags and you're you know there's shit all over you or something you know i mean it's not that's not exactly the best situation stealing from homeless people must be a fucking wild ride man that's like bad guy that's like bad guy level three no you know i love this interjection stealing from homeless people must be a bad thing a wild ride right i hit wild ride i think you just said wild ride

you did not say wild ride before i i remember five seconds ago or bad i'm going to say wild ride okay well i can't help it i don't think i'd do it i don't think i'd do i was trying to think of a good time i met like strangers you know because that a lot of times when you think strangers you think it's kind of like a bad encounter or something and i was trying to think of like what was something that was endearing and the closest thing i can think of was when i was 16 we would hang out at the downtown braille all the time and And there just happened to be some fucking skinheads or whatever. Didn't really notice them until we're just about to leave.

And one of them just said something. I don't fucking know. I wasn't paying attention. And then me replying like, what? And then immediately that like set them off kind of like, ooh, I like I agroed. And it's like, oh, I'm black. So he just started saying all this racist shit. And he was following us.

And then a couple other guys showed up. We crossed the street by, there's a, there used to be a tower records there. I don't know. It's probably a Spirit Halloween now or something. and yeah fucking they were like let's go to the train tracks and i'm like you you fucking gay i was like if you want to do something just do it now or go away and of course they just went back across street doing their hildlers and shit and there was a bunch of strangers like there's maybe like four of them or something i shouldn't say a bunch i guess there's a few and they're like hey uh yeah if they

did anything we would have beat the absolute piss out of them like they said someone along the lines like that and i was just like oh that's funny like because usually it's the opposite right people usually stay far away and don't want anything to do with any chaos for understandable reasons. But I guess they saw them doing all the racist shit. And it was just cool to see like people willing to beat like I guess when you have the opportunity to beat the fuck out of Nazis. And like so they're kind of like hoping something popped off. Like back then that's when Nazis had the proper like, you know, social credit score they did. You know, back then.

Now their social credit is like very different where it's like. I was somebody fighting a knots and you'll be like, well, he just had a different opinion. He wanted the debate. He just having a simple debate. He was debating and throwing Roman slutes at you. It's just a word and a gesture, dude. Like, what's, what's up with that? Do you know what judges taught me yesterday?

I can't fucking believe this. Did she? Did she say that? No, no, no, no. I was thinking of the, because, you know, like, oh, they're just doing Roman salutes or whatever. And she was like, hey, yo, did you know that robot's salutes? It's not even real. It's like, it's the fucking.

Yeah, it's completely fake. I didn't know that, do you? Because you just, like, so some people, they saw that painting and they made a fucking movie like in a 30s or something. And then they started doing the Roman sleut in that movie. And because of that, because of Hollywood essentially, everyone just thinks that that's what they did. And there's no actual credible information in history of them doing it. And I'm like, how the fucking did I not know about that? I didn't even.

Yeah. I don't know how I learned. Because I, I think I learned that because like when I heard it being referred to as the Roman salute, I was like, Roman? No. What do you talk? Like, what is that even? Like, there's no, there's no examples of this that I could remember from history, like, from what I learned about it. So I was like, what the fuck do you mean? I have never heard it referred to. You weren't trying to do that. I have never heard of this referred to as a Roman salute in my life until this day. And so I was looking it up, I was looking around at it. And I think I saw that. I didn't really make much of it because I was like, oh, okay, that's interesting. I've seen it. I've seen it enough in media to where I just like, okay, yeah, I guess they did that. But then when I think of like say some of my favorite media that I've paid attention to, they did not do it. And yes, in history, I had not heard about that.

So it should be obvious. But fucking Hollywood can really fuck you up, man. Like, it could really just have people accept shit when it didn't even happen. I was like, wow, that was interesting. Just literally last night. I just learned that. Yeah. It's like when it's like when people are.

convinced that Indians are that small and they can fit in your cover. Right. Which ones? The Native Americans. Yeah. Can't call them that anymore, Chris. Yeah, they're Native Americans. Well, the movie's not called the Native American in the cover.

That's true. Yeah, because it wasn't made by a wokeie. That's why. Wokester, that's why. Wokester. I like that wokester. Wokester's pretty funny. The first people in the cover.

The first. That's so stupid. You ever met an aborigine? Some of them call themselves that, man. I want to meet an Aboriginal. Like, I want to read. I definitely. They're just tan.

Like, hey, what's up with you? What's going on? Have you ever met a native? Have you ever met a native southern, like southeast Asian person? Southeast? Yeah, like an actual one. Because you know how like there's the ones that are like in the Philippines, but they're clearly Chinese people? But they're like, they're like, I'm Filipino, but it's like your blood.

What are you saying? Well, you know a lot of, a lot of Philippine. You're saying. Like they immigrated from China to the Philippines. Any of them on islands came from the mainland and then came. Well, yeah, I know that. But like there are native. I met like native Filipino people that are like not Filipino.

What is it called? Native, he doesn't even know what he says. Where's crazy rich agents take place again? It takes place. Crazy rich Asians takes place. No, it takes place in Taiwan. Singapore.

Singaporeans. I met a native Singaporean. He's like, he looks. Nothing like all the Singaporeians. I saw that out all my life. And he said, yeah, because a lot of them are like of Chinese descent. I'm like from Singapore. That's why I look like a gold human being.

And I'm like, he looked like Adam Warlock. It was hilarious. Like you're crazy. What are you saying? It's like meeting Australians, right? And then you meet an Aboriginal. You're like, you don't look like what I've been told. People from your place look like at all.

What the hell is that? Yeah. I mean, I've seen some pretty, you know, motherfuckers that are still. They embrace the like the tribal like culture. And so they're they're out in the hot sun all day and they're incredibly dark. But they have their hair is interesting. Their hair reminds me of Ethiopians.

You know where like it's like the mixture of North and and sub. Where they're like, I don't know what Ethiopian is. All right. Okay. Let's go to Little Ethiopia. Want to go? Why? All right.

That's so crazy. Why? Why? That is so crazy. nothing disrespectful about it's like why would I go there for what purpose like pure disrespectful I don't know like how it was no it was no venom on it though it was like no venom on it was like why would I go there like what for what purpose I did absorb the culture eat some of their food why okay no move on like why why why why why why why why why so mr. whittle willieie wrote in mr. whittle willie

He says, hello shadows of the edge of human understanding. Long time listener, first time homeless, welcome bored. Keep forgetting that our fans are homeless. Oh, I thought I started caring for a second. Fuck you now. No, no, no, no. Well, I mean, he could, I mean, it would be a startlingly irresponsible use of his money. Honestly.

But if he was truly homeless. But I once saw two homeless men 60-9ing besides a staples in a bush. Not at all hidden from the highway, may I add. Well, what are you worried? Somebody's going to see you being embarrassing when you're home? Like, what's, like, there's always what's funny about it. It's like, aren't they embarrassed? It's like, they don't have anything.

They don't have anything to be. Like, what do you mean? Of course not. They're going to jerk off in the street. I'm going to jerk off in the street. I would do it if I didn't care, if I didn't give a shit, if I had nothing holding me down, if I had no family to think about. You know, I'd be jerking off everywhere.

Yeah, family's a hindrance to evolution, actually. Yeah. That's exactly. what I was saying. But he said, so what is the wildest thing you've personally witnessed as a homeless person? A homeless person doing. The one that I think of immediately is something that's

like kind of recent. And as I remember as in an Uber and like we hit like a light and then I look over to the right. And it was like downtown LA proper. And I saw somebody kind of like so there was like a discarded mattress. I'm pretty sure it had bugs written on it or something.

like the one that from back on our street where it was like clearly contaminated mattress and then I saw like it was something was moving around on it and I was like what the fuck

or in it or something I was like what the fuck is going on and I thought like maybe like animals had gotten into the mattress and there was a guy in the mattress like he had cut himself into the mattress somehow

and was like kind of like just in it and just like wiggling around and I was like that is kind of an amazing thing to see.

You've never gone mattress diving, Chris? No, never gone mattress diving. I've seen homeless people have like a homeless turf war before. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before.

There was something about it that felt almost unnecessary in a world where everything lives on our phones. But I wanted to change that. So I started the hunt for a point-and-shoot camera. When I finally found the perfect one on eBay, I didn't keep it to myself, I left it out on a table. Always within reach, people started picking it up without asking, family, friends, everyone to take a photo of whatever felt important to them in that moment. There was no editing, no retakes, you took the photo and that was it.

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Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. What do you mean? Like, me and my friend Jaylen, one of our other friends, went to uh we went to new york and we were like we were in yonkers like spending out with our friend and it was a series of like wild events where he went to a bar my friend got like cock blocked like in a fucking movie uh there was a fire on the side of the freeway and then we saw two homeless guys fighting and one guy busted a bottle over the dude's head and our friend had to go like it was like a turf war it was like multiple homeless people like going like small separate skirmishes and then one of them my friends broke up and i was like you should probably really

not touch those guys That's great What the fuck were you doing in Yonkers? Because that's one of our friends It was white planes technically I think it was white planes That's also weird but like yeah But we were just

Because one of our friends lived there at the time It was insane It was a wild occurrence And I was like this is really cool There's a place called white planes by the way Yeah white planes It's a real place It's a it's a plain place where all the whites go

And there's a road like that in New York You guys ever seen a homeless person What do you mean? Why plane's road? Yeah I have seen that. It's different. You don't, you don't get used to, because you don't, you don't, I saw that in, I saw

that in Dallas. Oh, I don't know why you're in Dallas watching homeless people shit. Sacred, a sacred, we did a sacred live show in Dallas. I was hunting. Or was it Dallas or Houston? No, Houston, sorry. It was in Houston. It was a sacred symbols live show in Houston.

That's more of a shitty. I saw I saw I got shit on a manhole. Oh, wow. At least he's like, like, good about it. Oh, on a man. manhole, the cover. On, not in, not in a whole, like on the metal surface. You can lift up the cover in time. Damn. Now, I think it was just, it was simply too heavy. Yeah, to me, that's one thing you never get used to, man, because you don't normally see adult shitting. It's just not a thing.

You'll see baby shit. And then that's it. And this was seeing full grown humans like shitting. You're like, what the, like, what is this? And there's a, in L.A. where I used to live, when I lived in South Central, close to one of my favorite chicken joints, which made me not really want to go there anymore. It's just the churches, you know? Like, it's still pretty popular brand.

But like, yeah, just a crazy homeless lady, unfortunately. There's little small bushes. Small. Like, I'm talking about like two foot bushes. And she's just shitting in them. And I'm like, come on, bitch. Like, you just go behind the building is fine.

But she's like, no. I desire an audience. Right. And it just really, it, it is, I was just like, damn. I was like, I don't want to eat my food right now. So it's just kind of how that. Yeah, that shit does happen. Seeing people's shit like makes me not hungry and it makes me upset.

So I'm like, God damn it. I really wanted to eat. And now I'm just going to feel bad for a little bit. Thanks. You suck. All right. Yeah. Let's, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie Kirk got treated with the last of Us Two style neck

red shot, wrote in. It says this is mainly a question. question for Sweener. This year has been fucking crazy for rat music, and I was wondering what his album of the year is so far. Personally, the new J.I.D. album and Clips album are my favorites, but still need to listen to the new Little Sims and Tyler albums at full. I don't know anything about what's going on. Oh, man, it's been a good year. Little Sims album is fantastic. Clips' album is a very good return to classic hip-hop. But my favorite album is going to have to go to Alfredo, too, by Alchemist and Freddie Gibbs, man.

I think they are just so good. Gibbs is one of the most talented rappers currently alive. Alchemist is the best producer. I don't care anybody says. I don't get fucking. Anybody says anyone could argue that there's freaking, um, Metro booming. People could argue that it's fucking, what's his name? Mustard. I think they're dumb and stupid.

The best producer is Alchemist. I don't give a fuck. And then knowledge. Shut up, nigger. You shut up. You shut up, you dumb bitch. You dumb ass. Fucking die.

Fuck you. Fucking die. You fall in a hole and die. I got to say it kind of for the same reason. I guess it's for different reasons, but similar reasons as far as like just surprising a breath of fresh air clips like being back. Cool. Unexpected. Maybe needed.

Like kind of in, I was thinking of like Expedition 33 and why like that's, I still consider my game of the year or as far as. like breath of fresh air and I feel like it was kind of needed kind of a thing maybe it's good you can still argue on like whether it's the best or not or whatever like that but those those would be like for those similar reasons where it's like kind of importance

to the moment what the hell are you reading? No sorry I was looking for the next question Clips's album is all based on a crazy premise that's what I think is so funny it's a haters album I think we just I think people need to be on modern hip hop music it's like it's this boomer shit, but they're really good. I am okay with that because I've just never, I've, I'm of two

minds where I'm like, hey, to each their own, but also a lot of, there's a lot of shit out there that is so fucking bad. And you can't convince me otherwise. As a musician that knows how to play instruments, you can't fucking trick me into thinking some shit that I'm listening to is fucking actual talent instead of people being on a lot of drugs, just doing shit. I think there's a lot of mid, but I think that's always been the case. I think there's just more mid now. There's more It's more accessible. It's more readily available. It's more accessible.

Absolutely. Almost anyone can make an album, dude. Like, you know. But I think the problem is that I think I think the people that have been, I think people that have been praised and deified as the best artists are not that good. And I think that's a huge problem. There's a lot of talent that it's not being observed. Yeah.

I'm changing my, changing my album of the year to Dave Bluntz. Yeah, mine is whatever Tom McDonald is putting out. Oh, shit. I forgot about Tom McDonald's. what is he? I don't even care what it is. I don't even care that I've, I've not heard it. Whatever it is, it's the best music I've ever heard.

Do you think he's put out like a Rip Charlie song? Oh, for sure. I guarantee you. I bet it's a spoken word fucking, I bet it's like a Paul Walker type, you know, like. Didn't Roseanne say the N-word in the song he was in? I don't know. I mean, that sounds like what it didn't surprise me. Oh, wasn't she tripping today or yesterday? Yeah. Yeah, she was like, oh.

after the Kimmel thing happened She was like, can you imagine if it Can you imagine if an administration Put pressure to fire comedian that they didn't like? And it's like you got fired in 2018 when Trump was president And the administration didn't By your own cast. You bitch.

Your cast fired you. Like you like I guarantee you first of all Obama wasn't wasn't president then Trump was. So if if an administration could get you fired and did it was Trump. which no, it wasn't.

And Obama doesn't care. Obama doesn't give a fuck about Rosanne, I guarantee you. Why would he give a fuck about Roseanne? You think Obama grew up watching, Obama just watched sports and what else did he think he did? He just, he bombed people and watched sports.

Like, that's what he did. Let's go, he watched sports maybe in living color and then played like, Bomberman. Just reruns of a living color. Bomberman and ace combat. When is the next bomber man?

I love planes. Speed it up. Hurry up with it. I'm getting impatient. Might have to bomb... Might have to bomb some Japanese's that won't make a new bomber man. I think the Japanese had the right idea when they made planes dangerous. You know, my name is Obama for a reason.

Obama. Obama. Yeah. I love that. Crazy. My name is Barack because I'm about to Barack your world. With bombers. With bums.

You dropped Obama on me, baby. Let me be clear by making you dead. Let me make you clear. Let me tear you asunder until you're completely seethro. I'm fitting to sundered these brown motherfuckers. I don't know. Whatever. What a sundering meaning?

I don't remember what the question was. What a sundering meaning? A Sunder? I don't know. Sundering. I think it means to burn and break apart. I mean it's to break down or something. I don't know.

Jules Adventures wrote it. He says, Chris, in episode 355, you can see a little brown Jackson. Can you show it? I'm acoustic and I like being nosy. Yeah, I mean, it's a Brown Jackson. Oh, it's fucking. It's a very, it's a very, very normal guitar. Brother, you fucking.

You jacked me. What do you mean? I bought that guitar first. Did you really? Yes. That is so crazy. That is insane. Yes, I bought that guitar years ago.

Let me, I'll grab it. Hold on. It is weird as fuck. This is the second time we've bought the same guitar completely independently. Oh wow. Little gay boy guitar buying little queer. Look at you guys.

Because I had a black shecter. I still do. I think it's at home in New York. I was like there was something else that that. like happened but I forgot. But the Jackson one I was like, all right. Now to me, it's a very good guitar. It was like 500 bucks, 400, whatever it was.

But like I really like Jackson pickups. And so I bought two Jackson's into, hold on. Yeah. I just like, I genuinely like the, I like wood finish on things. Like, I don't know. I don't know what it is. Like there's something about it. Like, I like that it's like, I don't know.

It feels, I don't know. It feels like mature for some reason. It's very dumb. But I'll just grab it. Hold on. But I got a, I want to actually fuck around with this. I want to put like, I got to get into like pedals and shit, but I'm just like, I don't have time. But yeah, it's nothing crazy.

I don't really have any souped up guitars. And the craziest guitar I have is probably, um, that's actually so crazy. It's insane. That's hysterical that we, is it literally the exact same fucking guitar? I think so. Yeah. Yeah, I can't tell if like maybe like my contrast is just kind of weird. It might be.

I mean, my bitch, because mine's all fucked up. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. Music has always been one of my teachers. There was a vinyl record I used to play during a quiet, very formative season of my life. Late nights, no distractions, just me, the music, and my thoughts. Over time, life changed, schedules filled up, and somewhere along the way, that record disappeared.

I didn't notice right away, but I felt the absence of what it represented. So I searched for that same vinyl, same version, the same cover, and I found it on eBay. When it arrived, I couldn't wait to listen. And when I finally did, the music was the same, but I wasn't. I heard it differently. I understood it differently. And that's when it really hit me. Objects can evolve us. They can remind us of practices we want to return to, of values we don't want to lose,

So versions of ourselves that still matter. That's what I love about eBay. It's not just about buying things. It's also a place where you can let go of items that are no longer serving you or that you no longer need. You can give items a new life, a new story with someone else.

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I actually... It is. Both of a... I wore out the... I wore out the For the I like my brain's not working right now Oh I see

I strap both of them I wore them out So I have to fucking like Basically I'm gonna get my guitar tuned up Take it and have some people Replace the things and kind of Because I almost never do the maintenance on it That you should do because of your intonation Starts to fuck up because of like the elements and shit

Oh yeah I have Yeah so I retune it and that's it Yeah I um I don't I don't have I have I've changed my strings in a year. And I record songs with this. My acoustic, my acoustic guitar, which by the way, that's something I actually should show on camera because it's shattered to pieces. But like, I still play it.

I haven't changed those strings and I think four, three, four years. They probably sound very muddy. Dude, it's, I'm waiting for the day they all lash out and cut my hand off. Nice. While I'm playing. But like this kid, hold on, let me, let me, let me, let me, it is funny how, how ruined this guitar. Oh, grab your guitar, Kingston. You got a guitar I don't own.

What else we got? I'm gonna give you one of mine. You gotta name them. This is slut. Ooh. What the hell do you do? What did you, how did you break that? Hey, I can't hear you.

Hold on, hold on. Can you hear him, Chris? Yeah, we can't hear you. You're breaking up. Check your, check your... That doesn't make any sense. Oh, I can hear you perfectly now. What the fuck was that?

I don't know. Well, I guess you'll hear them remotely, so whatever. It picks up in the... It picks up in the, the, the, or local audio. But like, so I was playing in my room and sometimes I'll put it like, dude, like, it's insane. But I, uh, sometimes I'll just forget where it is and it was under a bunch of covers because I was like doing laundry. and then I

it was at the end of a long day and I was like oh my God and then I jumped into bed and I basically like landed on top of it and I heard a crunch and I was like no and so this is just completely fucked and it's been falling apart ever since

but it's still it's still like functions so like I don't know yeah it probably sounds pretty different but like not like it's not ruined per se I don't know if I

record a song with it, but I bought my first... It's good for noodling and figuring and writing and stuff. I bought my first, um, um, dude, I really am having problems with memory right now. Look at him.

He, he hasn't taken alpha brain. That's the problem. Is it, what's the word? Is it, Frayed? Frate? Oh my God,

what's wrong with me? Frat? No, what are you saying? I think it's, uh, let me make sure. Oh my God.

What is, going on. He doesn't remember. He doesn't remember his name, guys. Everybody in the audience, everybody typed Derek, Derek, Derek. No. I can't believe I can't remember this name right now. He's beyond help. It's all over now. It's, well, it's, oh my God, I can't believe. Anyway, what I was trying to, no, what I was trying to say is, yeah, I will go to sleep. I will get some sleep after, but this guitar the for to add a more natural position

can you see the frets that they're uh they're they're tilted yeah i can't there's a word for it and my brain can't remember it but it's uh it's actually this is my first guitar like that and uh it's cool because you just because you're you're naturally bend right you don't yeah yeah yeah yeah more comfortable it's so it's a pretty cool um investment to like have just one

you like just have that's kind of cool yeah I can't. Somebody right now that's a guitarist is like, it's this, you fucking dumb knit, you know? You dumb black person that plays instruments not as good as me.

No way. Because you're black. Exactly. Because you're black, by the way. Fan, fan fretted? Fan fredded?

Maybe, yeah, I could see that. Fred, Fred burger? The fuck. I'm gonna, but yeah,

anyway, like, that's it. Like, that turned into a bigger. I just, I just realized, like,

I hadn't, like, shown that broken guitar. Sand Fritz. Sorry, I just had to put that out there. Okay. Go ahead. Okay.

But that's it, yeah. It's nothing special. Holding in my piss all day so I can shoot kidney stones. Fire. And it cuts off, but like whatever. Say hello, blue album, Pinkerton, and Rattitude. That's crazy. It's crazy.

Are those, these are all, um, those are Weezer albums, right? And they're the worst ones, as I understand. Ain't the blue. I know Well yeah blue is the way Blue is the good one That's the mecca Yeah

Pinkerton I think people have a problem with And Rattitude is the worst I don't like being called a Pinkerton Yeah Pinkerton Kind of upsets me Kind of asses me They killed Arthur I somehow haven't really

I somehow haven't actually Listen to Weasor really Me neither I've heard them Because you know they're They're like one of the most popular bands On the planet But I've heard some songs by them obviously

But like I don't think I've ever sat and been like I'm gonna listen to this Weezer album I've never done it Interesting Yeah I would take you as a Weezer fan So

Yeah You have a build of a Weiser fan Yeah You have the build of a Weiser fan You have the build of a Weiser phenotype You do Like physically Physically

Like if you Like Weiser would be like I really appreciate shooting Like I'll listen to you Like are you sure I'm in all ways In all ways Except physical

I hate Weezer Like the fucking dog person and no way that's a physical, I am a wolf. It's like, yeah. It's a classic video. Yeah, but the way people made fun of that person at that time was crazy because they weren't even bothering anybody. They were just being. They were just being.

It's different. It's silly. I don't think there's anything wrong with laughing at it. But I think the seriousness by which people took it, where it's just like, oh, this is a threat to American civil and say, and I am I right. Maybe relax. were very unkind to that fella. Well, it's a dog, so whatever. If he's truly a dog, then

his opinion doesn't matter. With the concerningly Nazi's trend that culture seems to be on as of late, I love this question. It's not out of the question that movie studios will begin to ride this way by making unwoke revakes of popular films. That's crazy.

The concept of this is hysterical. If there were, if this were to happen, what movies would you think would be the funniest if turned unwoke such as an all white remake of Black Panther or Inglorious Bastards were they all by 20 minutes in and the movie I already knew and glorious

bastards that was gonna be my thing. Dang it was so obvious. That was so obvious. He was going to call bastards. I'm sure. It was going to call the bastards. Yeah, fucking American bastards and then they just get shot. They're just murdering Jewish people.

an alarming raid in that film. Well, that was good. All right. On to the next meeting and then they fucking... He finishes the meeting. Nothing happens. Hitler gets a nice meal. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm fucking a pulp fiction where when they show up to a... I forgot a dude's house. And, you know, talking about the dead hard-ar storage, right? And it's just that, though. He just keeps saying the in-word and then be ready. rating them for 40 minutes and the movie ends. It's Django, but the movie is

just Django getting lynched. It's like, what's up? At the very beginning. Django rechained. Django lost. Mr. Candy, Mr. Candy kills Django. He leads the whole thing, dude.

That'd be an interesting film because that character is interesting, but also like, I don't know if I can watch a whole movie about a racist. Yeah. And then the plot resolves and they're still just as racist. Yeah, Captain America, but it ends with Nick Fury, who is still Sam Jackson coming to him. And he's like, I'm putting to get, come join my team.

And he's like, no, absolutely not. He's like, ew. I would never work with you. He's like, I can't talk to you since I can't talk to you in public. And also he doesn't fight Red Skull because he thinks Red Skull has, it's just, it's just his opinion, man. Yeah, he admires Red Bulls of Red School's opinions. And he's protecting another First Amendment. even though he doesn't live in America, you know?

That would be a really interesting look. I look, I understand that where the world's going right now, we can't have that. But when Cap was a part of Hydra, it was really cool. Oh, I see what you're saying. But we can't have that right now, unfortunately. That was a big deal. I miss, like, comic book stuff like that

where it kind of, it transcended the comic book world and people on the outside are like, what happened now? That was one of those things. when it was like a I was last one I feel like happened. There's like a Hail Hydra and motherfuckers were like say what now and I remember that shit like being everywhere

and I was like that's kind of cool People were really mad about it And I was like did you guys read the comic? It's actually really cool No, that's why nobody reads anything Kingston That's true That's why they were mad The greater story it was revealed

And was kind of lame But the story that preceded it was fucking fire Secret Empire was dope People were like Ah Captain America's Hydra That's crazy And it's like Yeah, man.

Dude, it is... It really is crazy. People, I really think because most media that people interact with now is not words. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay.

Music has always been one of my teachers. There was a vinyl record I used to play during a quiet, very formative season of my life. Late nights, no distractions. Just me, the music and my school. thoughts. Over time, life changed, schedules filled up, and somewhere along the way, that record disappeared. I didn't notice right away, but I felt the absence of what it represented. So I searched

for that same vinyl, same version, the same cover, and I found it on eBay. When it arrived, I couldn't wait to listen. And when I finally did, the music was the same, but I wasn't. I heard it differently. I understood it differently. And that's when it really hit me. Objects can evolve us, they can remind us of practices we want to return to, or values we don't want to lose, a versions of ourselves that still matter. That's what I love about eBay. It's not just about buying things. It's also a place where you can let go of items that are no longer serving you or that you no longer need. You can give items a new life, a new story with someone else. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Visit eBay.com

to shop your favorite finds. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay. things people love. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for Vital Proteins, Collagen and Protein Shake and Chocolate. With 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides, it helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints in a smooth, ready-to-drink shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success. Vital Proteins. Stay Vital.

Visit VitalProtines.com to get started. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. You know what I mean? Like people have lost the ability to like really actually understand what reading is. Like genuinely. Because like I think there's like fewer magazines.

There's fewer like it's there's few like people aren't reading as much. It's really all about like movies and like it's just all like visual I guess. Visual or just vocal. Just straight of vocal. People telling you shit. Yeah. Yeah. And now it's just like people just don't know how to read anything.

I think that's why somebody said. Dude, somebody said. somebody got really there's some people who got like really mad at my thoughts and prayers thing that were like and by the way it's like it's you visit their profiles and it's like oh this is so fun I like I'm so glad that this guy is upset but they're like yeah Chris is crazy he he thinks of Charlie Kirk is Massad I remember being like when did I say this?

Did I? What? I had to question myself like is that a joke that I would have made and I'm like no I don't think so It's not funny enough. It's not, there's not a joke there. How do you? And I remember it was like, oh, it's because I thought that I thought before the shooter got caught, like there was a potential possibility that it could have been.

Like, because I just couldn't believe that like some random fucking loser could just escape like that. So Mossad killing, I thought about like, I don't understand. I guess, I guess they thought I was talking about the Charlie Kirk instead of the guy who shot him. Oh, they, they, you know. But see, I'm sorry.

You still. Which is stupid also. Thank you. Reading comprehension is really dead. Let's just say for the sake of argument, you misspoke, Chris. Let's say for the sake of, even if you misspoke, a person on the level would understand, oh, he must be talking about the shooter.

Like, even if you, dude, I've noticed that where like people will misspeak and it's clear like, you hear people misspeak all the time. And you just kind of like intrinsically understand what it is. They're trying to say and you make the corrections in your head and just to have a good faith conversation. People don't know how to do that anymore. Like they just, it's like, oh, you said this.

I'm like, well, no, I'm sorry. Clearly misspoke. Because the whole premise of this conversation hinges on the, hinges on the premise that I met this. Why would I say this if it wasn't a mistake? Like, what are we doing? But like, it really is like a lost skill. Like, people don't know how to do it.

Or like they take it so literally that it's not even a thought that crosses their mind that people can even misspeak. That is. It's weird. That's like crazy weird. It's because of the fact that's like we It's like arguing. Arguing has become a like it's not about like debating it's about arguing.

So people that speak faster and louder are more right than people that are actually right speaking the truth. Try to find a gotcha. They get talked over. Try to find some sort of gotcha even though like you said it was someone misspoken. That somehow is a gotcha. It's like bro, come on. You made a mistake. It's like you were having a conversation.

You can't talk in public. What do you mean? You can't even speak in public. You gotcha. It sucks, man. It's bad. I think it's worse than good. I don't know, man.

Oh my God, I got a good idea for an unwoke movie. I want the Passion of the Christ. But it's all, it's him basically saying shit that Jesus never said. So like, oh, only the rich can get damn it. And the poor do not need your help. Help. Do not feed. Do not be kind to your neighbor that's weakness and socialism.

Do not be kind of your neighbor. Do not collect $200 in Pasgo. Yeah. And he's getting crucified and then it's going to be, I guess it'll be like what, like black people doing it somehow. Yeah, black people will be doing it. They'll have bones on their noses and shit. He keeps saying I love Israel as they're killing him.

I love Israel. I love Israel. I love Israel. I love Israel. Yeah, yeah. He's on the cross saying I love Israel. I love Israel. I love Israel.

I love it. Forgive them, God. They do not know that. Forgive them, Father. They know not how cool Israel is. Give them a country, father. Please, they deserve a country so bad. Give them a country.

Give them a country that's not located where the country should be. Give them a country that's there. Don't put it in Sweden. Don't put it in Germany. Don't put it in South America. Put it in right in Palestine. The edginess of the crust. The edgy.

edgy Christ Christ is cool and king Look at that guy helping that homeless guy He's gay He's gay Dude you know what bothers me Shut up I heard

Look I gave him comments A friend of mine That's crazy That base A friend of mine Jesus is so based God I love Jesus man He's so fucking cool

Dude me and my friends used to get high And we would like We would just improv at each other We came up with We came with this whole infomercial about like a show Or not an infomercial but like a like a like a new show about teen Jesus Oh hell yeah Alright like it's just like because you never see like

You only hear about him when he's a baby And when he's about to die basically Because in the Bible all those years are gone They're not in there just all Yeah they're completely gone So like all the all the chapters of him smoking weed are gone The uh And we would be like a huge joke

It's like coming this Sunday Teen Jesus But like Apparently like in the last year Like my friend sent me like They did this sketch on a show How fucking stupid are we? I'm just like damn it

Yeah It is a good idea Why is it that that happened Like I feel like that happens a lot Where like ideas that are good Or like at least good enough to make it on TV Or like make it somewhere Like that are worth doing

A lot of people are like Ah that's too stupid We think that's funny But no one else thinks that's funny And then like Rob Blow is doing it on TV And you're like What the fuck is this? This is ridiculous

This world It's weird to think about How much stuff gets left On the kitchen floor For like genuinely funny shit It's like 100 The cutting room for you You mean I think

Cunning room floor? Yeah That's what I meant Yeah I know I understood what you said You misspoke I just know what you meant

Right Yeah you know why You know why Because we're literate We're literate That's why We have We have conversational literacy

Somebody in the comments Is like We said kitchen floor Fuck it I mean For real I don't check the comments very often

Every once in a while, there is something like, bro, it's not that serious, guys. It's a fucking, this is a dumb fucking podcast. This is one of the dumbest podcast fucking you can probably stumble upon. Relax. I think that's the thing. So it's a difference between people that don't understand how scripted things work. Because if you're reading a script that you're messing up, it's like, oh, that's kind of a problem, but that's still human. People mess up speaking.

But when things are free flown, people are kind of like, are you messed up? And it's like, well, yeah, I'm talking. Yeah, I don't know. Duh. I know those people should be... We're talking a lot too. We're talking about to. We're talking about to.

It should be branded with something. I don't know that dislike. Something that like lets you know that they don't have that like comprehension. It should show. It needs to show on their forehead that like they can't. They're like, hey, watch off for this guy. You know, he's going to take all your shit, everything you say at all times literal. And so we brand them with the, well, I don't want to be mean.

But I guess they already have the, the, the, the autism puzzle for that. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. There's a puzzle. Well, like the symbol. You know, the autism symbol? No. What's the symbol?

It's Sonic's face. You've never seen the puzzle piece before? No. Yes, you had to. Oh, I know, no, no. I know, I know. I was like, what do you mean? It's on my bed right now.

Like, if you look really closer to my mirror, you can see. That's a badass, dude. If they have that, actually. That should be your first tattoo, That's a good I'm like be careful Be patient with me You show that shit

What's so unfortunate I'm very not autistic Which makes me sad I wish I was It would explain a lot about me It would make things simpler You've been tested for autism I got tested when I was 60

Oh Oh okay I wonder By the time when they would definitely know If I had it you know Unless I was masking masterfully I don't think you're like yeah That's possible I don't think you're awesome

You could just also I think I'm just stupid It's kind of a jackass That's it All right Well sandwich here We're gonna This will be the last one

And then we'll We'll get We'll get into the name Sandwich wrote And he says howdy boys Formally fired Listener here With a short

anecdote And question Some of the topics On this podcast Recently reminded me Of this kid I knew in middle school Who I hung out with

Because his parents Were rich The only thing I remember About him I like how you admit That's the only reason This is a prime

reason When he hung out with him the only thing I remember about him from the years I knew him was that if I went to his house he would almost certainly be playing one of his two favorite games Mass Effect 2 or Tackin the Power of Juju

That is a crazy double That's a crazy double feature dude That is a full circle person though That is a full circle person He can enjoy anything on the spectrum actually I would trust that person more than somebody Who's read every book You know like I think that's a more

more well-rounded individual. That's an interesting argument. That's a perfect argument. If you've read every book, you've probably read a lot of fucked up things, too. Right, exactly. So, like, you're probably tainted. But a lot of good things also.

Sure, but, like, you've also got to, you've read a lot of Bill O'Reilly killing XYZ books. And, you know, you've read, you know, Ayn Rand. Like, this guy didn't read Ian Aran. You just played Mazurik 2 in the Power of Jude. But this person also read, like, the color purple and the giving tree.

and like what we lose and stuff. That's crazy. Why don't the bitch just run away? Why don't you read the color people being like, just run away the fuck? Don't be black. Don't be a black woman, duh. They get to the end of mice and men and you're like,

yeah, I would have killed this retard to you. But anyway, so he says, so he's playing his two favorite games and even as a kid, I was confused by this dichotomy. Anyway, this leads me to my question. What's a better, what's a better, What are you saying? What's a, oh, what's better?

A good chicken sandwich or a good burger? I'm going to go with chicken sandwich, man. I think I might go with chicken sandwich too, to be honest with you. No, well, no. What's better? Like the best version of a chicken sandwich versus the best burger. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay.

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Not fucking that Nashville hot shit, dude. I can't fuck with Nashville hot spices. That just sucks. But like southern, southwest spices or like Cajun spices on a fucking chicken sandwich. God damn. And I got to say, I don't want to give this place any flowers, not necessarily,

but it's like perfected. The chicken, the spicy chicken at Chick-fil-A, the flavor is phenomenal. Like, it's, I'm going to get that when we're done. That's a good idea, dude. It's, Chick-fil-A is really fucking good.

It fucking knocked out of the park, man. I hate it. It's like the, it's like the whitest fucking bullshit, it like brand that are like, oh, we hate gays. We're going to close on Sunday. But I'm like, damn, they make a god damn good chicken. They make good chicken sandwich.

Dude, I feel like bigots make the best food in general. Honestly. They got to do it. I feel like bigoted Americans make the, I really don't think I, I, look, I come from a place where I've come from a lot of ethnic, I was around a lot of ethnic groups, right? So I was able to have a lot of different, that's crazy, a lot of different cuisines growing up. And people have always been like Italian food is like the best food. I really do not.

I think Italian food is delicious. I think pizza and like, fettuccini alfredo are really good. You know what's the funny thing? Those are two very American things though. No, no, no, I think they're very good. I think, well, Italian food is probably better than Italian food genuinely. Like chicken bowlingese is very good as well too. Like there's a lot of really good at time foods.

But I really don't. I think European foods get off. lot of, well, only a time, because it's not really any other European dishes can really think of most of the time. I think they get a lot of neck and they're not as good as like, I really think Indian food or like Caribbean food, knock them out, like not even a challenge. Food's heavy on the spices, man, because like the traditional European food across the board, because I've tasted many of it going to a handful of different countries and so let me try the best thing they have to offer. And there's always lacking salt. They're always,

lacking something. They're very light and they're seasoning. Sometimes people go to Italy and they're like, I want to try the best pasta dishes and this, this and this and this is ain't this ain't fucking the average. Like first of all, Alfredo ain't even a thing over there. This is like, that's like, you know, you can make that cream. Right? Yeah. Alfredo's like, in Italy, Alfredo's like God. If you ask for Alfredo, I'm going to, what the fuck are you

saying? You want me to beat off into the fucking food? I mean, I can do it. And that's cool. I can do it. And their pizza is kind of iffy too. It's like, uh, it. No, Italian pizza is delicious, but it's not the same as American pizza. And, and I like American pizza way better. I do like it more. I, there's nothing better than a New York slice.

Like it's, it's a, wait, a New York slice destroys Italian pizza to me. I'm sorry. It's, uh, whenever I've had it's going to be replicated Italian pizza, I'm like, this is, feels like I'm eating at Panera bread or something. I'm sorry. It just feels like that to me. I'm sorry. I'm not to say something that's going to get my Caribbean card.

Oh, I want to hear this is. I like I like pizza more not like beef patties and toastones I actually do Derek can you do me a quick favor when this

say it says like dick or something yeah yeah I want you to say like when he holds his hand to his heart just edit him saying I like dick and uh and that's it I don't know being a pet of being gay

and stupid what is wrong what is wrong being retarded and being gay and being in Nazi being on his ticket You are a piss-drenched human, you know that, right? You are, you are trash.

Have you ever pissed yourself, like, truly, like, pissed yourself? Like, drenched pissed or like my pants are just pretty fucking drenched or what do you mean? No, no, no, you piss your pants wet. You piss yourself to the point that it's like, I, like. I got close to drenching myself. When I was a kid, I couldn't work those, like, button pants. You know, you're like just You were panicking

And you were trapped I was trapped I was used to having the button They snapped the button snap pants As a kid Yeah And then I used these button ones And I just couldn't get it loose

And then I eventually pissed myself And the funny thing is I tried to play it off I was in elementary school Like uh I try to play it off in a way Yeah I was at school And uh

I took a bunch of water And I splashed it on my pants And I try to play it off like Uh I don't remember what I said But like it was I was like bro I just got to go to the office and get some fucking pants. I got my step-sister

showed up got me some new pants Yeah obviously Dude it's crazy Look I have not Look at this warm fucking water I spilled all over my They didn't know it was warm I fell into the sink when I'm not

Tall enough to get in there I remember what I tried to say You know Whatever it was What could I have said? I don't know Literally literally my god's my cousin lily's cousin who i watch like i'm very close to her and her kids

they make him wear stretchy pants just so that doesn't happen literally you just hit him that's genius yeah that's what everybody did to me when i kept his man the um gun buddy no i i remember i i really had like i was i remember it was winter and i was going home i was on the school boss And I was like one of the last people to get picked up And one of the first people to get dropped off basically Because my school was like my school was right next to my house So like it was really quick

So I almost never used the bathroom at school Because I was like eh Like maybe during lunch early in the day But like if I made it the whole day I was just wait until I get home It's not gonna be that long of a wait And I remember I left my keys at home And I had to pee

And I was like oh god damn it And I ran to the front door It wasn't open And I was like It was like it was right there and I was like God damn it no no no and then I ran around to the back and tried every sliding glass door

and I got to the last one and it wouldn't open and then I just had to sit there and be like it's over it's over it's over and then it's just like I just stood there and just pissed myself I was like how old were you

this is like this is maybe early this is maybe ninth grade ninth grade take your dick down pissing a bollage or something there was it was winter there's no coverage. Hey. There was no coverage for it to happen.

I have. I, that's, I couldn't do it. That's too old. I couldn't do it. No, it's not too old. It happens. I'm not saying it too.

That's crazy. Well, I just, I just like, you know, whatever. I just threw the pants out. I don't know if I told you the story.

There's one time where I was like, you know where I live. Remember the giant field from the lower part of where I lived? Sure. Yeah, whatever. There's like a giant field.

We used to play footballers like that. One time we played, we played until like it was literally getting dark. We were playing like ultimate frisbee football, volleyball. We played like a ton of bullshit. And I had to use the bathroom the whole time. Literally during football, I was not letting anyone get near me because I had like, if I get tackled, I'm going to shit my pants right now. So I was like, I was playing out of my mind. That was one of my best moments of playing football ever.

But I crack the code. I was like, I got to shit myself and I'm fucking nice. Did not work when I actually played football for my team. So I remember we were going. home and I had to get home. My friend was like, hey, it was like, you have to use bath. I know you live pretty far because I looked like maybe another half mile away. And I remember like trying to, I was like, man, I'm good. I'm good. I just went home. I always feel weird about shitting on people's houses. I feel like shitting is like a very intimate process in my mind. So I like being completely alone when I do it.

So I didn't do it. I remember I walked to the, there was a clubhouse. You had like this fucking development house thing. There's a clubhouse. You can go inside. Like you can utilize like the facilities there. But they just put like some fucking code on it because the kids went there and did something stupid. They were like, we can't have it just open to the kids. So they put a code on it. So I remember getting there and it was closed and I was like, oh my God, I have to get home fast as I can. And I tried to run home.

Chat the fuck out of my pants. Why you were running? Chat my pants something fierce to the point that I had to hold it so it wouldn't drips. Like it was like, it was like really bad. Jesus Christ, man. It was really bad. ran as fast as you can and shat and then it would have like

it would have been clean it was in a clean shit no wipe no wife just make it just run as fast you can reach 10 miles an hour I lived in a development that's why so if I was running like that

someone would have saw me so they would have understood oh it was an emergency there was a young black man streaking through the fucking area I was one of maybe four black teenagers there they would have understood

my pants I remember I remember I got home I opened my door my grandma was like what happened I was like, there's nothing, Grandma. And I went upstairs. I went upstairs. No, I didn't go upstairs. I freaked it. I took my pants off, threw him away.

And then just cleaned myself off upstairs. And she was like, why are your pants in the trash cakes? And these are brand new devise. And I was like, Grandma, don't touch those pants. They're gone. They're gone. They're gone. Don't touch those pants, grandma.

They're there. They're right there. She can see him. And you go, don't touch them. They're gone. That's so. I shot the fuck out of my pants. That was such a, I was so mad, but I was like, I told my friends and they made me laugh because of how funny.

My friend Stefan was like, you could have just shot at my house, man. It's not a big, you could have shot in a basement. It's fine. And I was like on the floor. Yeah, it's an emergency. I'll definitely shit like, dude, my buddy, we went hiking up at a Turnbull and Whittier. And he had to like shit when we started hiking. And he had to the first house next to the one of the entry weights of the,

the hiking trail. I felt so bad. No, the dude, because he was like, he pounding on the dude's door. He's like, dude, I am so sorry to bother you. Can I please use your fucking bathroom? And I was like, sure. Like that guy thinking like, oh man, I'm going to get robbed or something, but he's nice, let him in. And my buddy, he's huge. He's a huge guy. So that guy was already probably thinking like a lot of different range of emotions. Like, all right, I might get robbed or is this guy going to end my toilet? He's going to punish it. And I'm going to have to buy a fucking new one after. Stuff like that. I, I'm so scared to do stuff like that.

I understand. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. Music has always been one of my teachers. There was a vinyl record I used to play during a quiet, very formative season of my life. Late nights, no distractions, just me, the music and my thoughts.

Over time, life changed, schedules filled up, and somewhere along the way, that record disappeared. I didn't notice right away, but I felt the absence of what it represented. So I searched for that same vinyl, same version, the same cover, and I found it on eBay. When it arrived, I couldn't wait to listen. And when I finally did, the music was the same, but I wasn't. I heard it differently. I understood it differently. And that's when it really hit me.

Objects can evolve us, they can remind us of practices we want to return to, or values we don't want to lose, of versions of ourselves that still matter. That's what I love about eBay. It's not just about buying things. It's also a place where you can let go of items that are no longer serving you or that you no longer need. You can give items a new life, a new story with someone else. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts.

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I'm just going to die. Okay. I think I think I think I know what they're going to think. If I come to someone's door and I'd be like, can you please help me? I know them wrong. At least because of media, too, it's trying me to think they're going to think I'm a villain no matter what. So I'm like, I might as well just die quiet, I guess. I'll just lean up against a fucking like Panera bread and just fucking pass away there.

I guess. I think I would think of it like, I don't. I don't want to bother anybody. I don't know. Dan, if I didn't have a wife, I think I would feel that way because now I'm like,

ah, I can't die yet. That's fucked up. So I, like, it makes me want to try. Lily, Lily,

Lily is really important to you, but she'll be fine without me. Honestly, it'd be, it'd be better if she, like, found somebody else effectively too anyway,

you know? So like, she would be thriving. Yeah, dude. So I'd be like, honey, just,

I feel of the country would be in a much better shape, you know? Like, that's, crazy. If Lily wasn't with me, America would be in a better state. You imagine going back in time and looking at that? And just seeing that that's true.

Kingston, if you killed yourself when you were 19 when you wanted to, the world would be utopia now. And it's like, what? That's what God was calling you home and you refused him. So he made the world way worse. That's crazy. Imagine knowing it's your fault. Yeah, that's crazy. Bernie would have won.

Bernie would have won. Again, Bernie would just became the king. King. Oh no, that would be terrible. Zaron would have ran years earlier. Turning the entire America into Brooklyn or something. I don't know.

Everywhere's Brooklyn. Everywhere's Brooklyn. I'm bored as shit being king. I don't care. This is fucking lame, bro. Somebody spent a hot freestyle. There's no fucking, I didn't, I failed to understand

that there's no money in this now. What a jip. This is stupid. Why does anybody want to be king? This is layman. Bring me another gesture to flay. Game out of King, Bernie, Sandy. I almost can't even imagine it, like,

can you flay another clown for me, please? Bring him right here. I want you to flay a 16-year-old clown. Quick, grab me one. You better be funny. You get flayed fast. The funnier you are, the longer it takes you to get flayed. You can live longer.

maybe another half hour 45 longer online usually three average is three for the hilarious ones what do you decree next King Sanders I don't know um Blood Eagle Dave Rubin I don't know whatever whatever you got to do

whatever you got to do I'm I'm kind of along for the ride I guess I'm sure I thought I would have died a long time ago I'll be honest with you Are you sure you want to do that? He's a gay man. You don't want to come off

as homophobic, do you, sire? Yeah, that's right. Flate all the gay people. Yeah, whatever. I don't care. Gay straight. It's the same thing to me. Flea everyone.

Everyone gets flayed. I got what I wanted. He's a fucking queer. Hmm. We got free healthcare. That's really all I wanted. Everything else I think is everything else I want to keep the same.

I want to keep racism. I want to keep racism. I want to keep... He turns into a tyrant. Except for this free healthcare. It's a complete like a... Just a complete. plate like, but like, hey, you got free health care now.

So you can't be bad at me. So what Ellen DeGeneres is hanging upside down with their front ripped off? What does it matter? Is it really that big of a deal? Is it really that big of a deal? Really think about it. You can go to a hospital. If you survive being bloody good.

If you survive being bloody, the bill is free at the hospital. great. That's crazy. That's crazy. Like a chest burst or xenomorph. If you survive it, you can live, you can put you back together. But it's going to break your chest cavity and rupture your heart.

Oh, this is interesting. For now on, Max can no longer say the N-word. Only I can. Only I can. We're the same. This is now my word. This is my word.

I fixed everything for it. you. I deserve it. None of you did anything. I, I, I demanded you. I asked you for you. I asked you once again for your help and you did me nothing well. You did nothing for me. I had to go in and shoot everybody myself. That's how I got here. That's how I got here. That's the lore of how I got here. I shot everybody myself. I got so sick of sitting there with my minute. I wonder what happens really like what I wonder what happens genuinely if like everyone like one, there's like one meeting. and somebody just catches everyone and like oh what do we do now

there's no opposing party it's the chaos we need man it's the chaos we need it's a hydra it's a hydra somebody would fucking show up and some guy that everybody insists who is always there it's like this is creamius gym

and you're like who the fuck is cremiest gym his brain is visible what is his name? His cream is gym I don't know and he's got his brain exposed. His like his hands are clear

and he's like and he has like 600,000 subscribers on kick or whatever. You're just like oh okay I mean I guess sure my vice president I guess like one Vyden Ross or whatever like don't like don't do that obviously people in this world we have to

tell you guys that now but like one vial soup like what does what happens I really don't know I think it's such a that's never happened right nothing that's never happened before like all of them that like like everybody across the aisle. Maybe in Pompeii.

Like, across the aisle type shit? Like where everybody got got? No, just like one whole party. Like, an entire party got got. Like, let's say, like, let's say, let's say hypothetically, like the R&C happened. And some guy was like, Air Strike, like, what happens after that? Like, what goes on? Well, that's chaos. It's over. It's like Civil War. What do you mean?

What are you talking about like? We should, like Yellowstone erupts in, in the R&C. Like, it, Yellowstone pops up in the middle. of the R&C, it explodes. Nancy Pelosi was like, yo, let's, who's the whip of a Chuck Schumer or whatever? Whatever, all those motherfuckers are like,

we thought it would be a nice change of pace if we held the DNC smack dab in old glory. And it just happens to erupt at the same time. I totally forgot that it was like literally about to erupt right now for the first time in who knows how fucking long. Yeah, sorry, I forgot. We're holding a,

we're holding the we're holding the DNC in the elephant's foot yeah yeah perfect on top of the elephant's foot in Chernobyl perfect um my cells feel weird

I don't know what's going on I feel like I'm exuding way too much why are my cells breaking down at an alarming rate it's weird that I can feel this I could feel my cells expiring

fucking birdies showed up too he's trying to he knows he knows better but he was just trying to be nice he would do that i felt like i should be here because it's really important i'm dying i'm dying i'm dying everybody they stay there for hours they're all microwaved basically the way they look when like they you know the thing with the ball or like they exposed the ball

for too long and everybody dies like that fucking case so they had like that one radioactive isotope inside of the fucking like like fucking giant lead ball and so yeah opened it and everywhere Everybody looked at each other. Oh, cool, we're dead. Great. Thanks. I was like, what do we do that?

At that point, I'm just robbing thanks and stuff. Like, who cares? Such an intrusive thought to just be like, let me open this radioactive isotope. And then some guy looks at you like, ah. You killed us all. The calmness.

You've killed us all. What have you done? Like, it's so absurd. You're like, can't believe this just happened. Hey, Demetri. I hate you. Hey,

Hey, Debrit, you, um, you've killed us, you know that. He's like, yeah,

yeah, sorry. I, honestly, I was listening to my favorite podcast, the Joe Rogan podcast, and I was just kind of, I was totally spacing out.

I'm sorry. And they're like, that's okay. We're, we're going to kill you. We're going to eat you probably after this as well. It's all holes, but we're done.

We got like maybe three days That shit for a moment I think I know how Like that's insane I think I know society How humanity dies Like uh Since the administration

Just has a bunch of fucking sick offense in it Someone's gonna bring Like the most Radioactive fucking like shit And that is so Delicate And with like any little bit of force It'll like blow up

You know an entire continent And they're gonna bring it to Joe Rogan's podcast And be like hey you want to see it Joe And he's like yeah And he's gonna toss it And Joe's gonna fumble it It is going to kill all of us. It's not even going to explode.

It's going to be one of those like Chernobyl like things where it's going to be like it'll just be like they don't understand that they're dead. You know what I'm just like it's going to crack. It's going to be like a little vial. It's like I don't know. What is the guy who's always talking about the Antichrist? Oh my God. Peter Thiel.

Peter Thiel. Is it Peter Thiel? He's always like lecturing about the antichrist. Like, look, I've got in this vial I have like it fumbles and it breaks and then nothing happens. And you're like, oh, what? He's on the Joe Rogan podcast He was like, what does that mean? What does that mean?

What does that mean? What happened? What was in there? And he's like, oh, we're dead. I didn't know. You hear Jamie in the background storming out. Like, what the fuck? Like, they're calm.

This guy leaves. And like, all right, anyway. Jamie, pull up, pull up whether we're dead. So woke people, right? Jamie, pull up by my wife. Jamie, finish me. Wait, Jamie, don't leave. Keep his head into drinking me.

All right. All right. We're going to head on out of here. We're going to read the names. Jamie, finish lapping me up real quick so you can't really get back to the podcast. We're going to read the names of our $25 and up patrons. Jamie, do you hear that Biden was best friends with Epstein? It's crazy, man.

Oh, and Tim Walls. That's crazy. Do you know that Tim Walls was best friends with the concept of rape? That's the same. Kind of crazy. maybe look into that liberals you guys are so

trying to expose the obvious rapings of Epstein and Trump it's crazy it doesn't happen that's not real yeah

he was he was best friends with the concept of rape in high school and then they have an interview was like hi what's up I'm the concept of rape yeah I knew Tim Walls

did like I don't know kindergarten his whole life his whole life Really? And he's clearly younger, though? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not even close to being his age.

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All right, read the names. He's doing very good work. He's doing very good work out there. God bless Joe Rogan. All right. God bless. My cells. My cell's going to hurt.

My cells. I felt a little weird radioactive and awesome test for some reason. That's insane. All right, we're going to read the names of our $25 on a page. Remember, go over to the Patreon.com. That's a StarTangang. Early access to episodes, exclusive episodes,

ad free, you know, all that fucking jazz. StarTangin.com for merch. Like, subscribe, all that stuff. I feel like I should say that at the beginning. I wonder if that would make it different. Yeah, try it. But, yeah, I'll try it next time. But, yeah, we'll see you next time.

And, yeah, we're going to read the names now. So count me down. Three, two, one. Anal footcake, co-beba, Willie, Tieg, Jersey, no draws, Chris purposely pissing on a baby kitten. First of all, that's redundant to say, by the way. Kittens are babies. That's the point. Wow.

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I like that movie a lot Because this is your media Yeah I like that I feel like I like the prestige I haven't seen it in a long time And I always get it I always get it confused With the other movie

That are like the illusionist Now this is Christian Bail And the other nigger Yes Is it Wolverine? That's his name The other nigger Yeah

Femboy clown Chocolate Rain Thugzilla minus come GTA4 swing set glitch Has everyone effectively been in the MCU or in Star Wars by now? Probably. I think effectively.

I think effectively, yeah. The only person who hasn't been in either of them is probably Samuel Jackson. Probably Vern Troier. Denzel Washington. I feel like he was like a pillow and blade or something. I don't know.

I don't think about it. He's definitely in Star Wars, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, Salacious Crone. I don't know. Verns-Royer, I'm saying. That's crazy. What did you say?

He was fucking Salacious Crum, that little fuck on Jabba the Hunt. Wasn't that not him? That is Slatious Crum. That's my favorite Star Wars character, actually. You can't be. No, it isn't. He can't be.

He doesn't do enough for that to be true. I know. I like how much he makes everybody upset. you're such a garbage person and I'm like yeah you're cool Stacey's Crum and George Rakes on two favorite characters

of Star Wars actually Salacious Crum is a fucking Dark Crystal's character that's just like for some reason Star Wars That's what makes him so funny He don't belong Funnling Sweens cut

into the American Heritage Foundation Muslim Eminem B like Salim Al Shady Damn Saw Derek sleeping on the train So I touched his peepee I hope that's not true Were you sleeping on the train recently?

I definitely dozed off a little bit. That's crazy. You're an idiot for that. I've absolutely, I've absolutely slept on the train. Idiots. I've absolutely slept on the road. Not in L.A. Yeah.

That would scare me. I have never let myself catch a lick of sleep by him. I've never been a load to be able to take. Why? What are you going to happen? Never. Never alone. Never alone.

Are you like afraid to get your dick touch? Is that the problem? To be fair. To be fair. I live in the Bronx too long. No way. That's crazy. I was people get slow asleep on a train and people

stomped on them like their pogo snakes. It's insane. To be fair to Kingston, if I did see Kingston sleeping on the train, I would probably douse him in kerosy instead of a blaze. It would be hard. People with Chris's build and mentality walking around, do shit like that all the time, so I can't go to sleep. Oh, that's fair.

Man, I've never done nothing to nobody on no train. Yeah, sure. I personally, I like sleeping on the train, actually. Like, if there's something about it, it's lulling. It's lulling. It's lulling. Like, I feel like I've definitely gotten better naps on trains. Well, first of all, the competition between a train and a plane is like no content.

Like sleeping on a train is like. I love trains, dude. I fucking love trains. You're badass. Yeah, of course you do. Tismo. I love trains. I love the twain.

No. Yes, you have. Shut up. It's a lie. You're a liar. You just lied to my face. You know demo you own at least one. Dude,

I saw a train. I don't remember what I was watching, but there was a bunch of, oh. I was watching Pott stars. And they were talking about bullshit trains and like they had a chick train version. It sucked. And no one bought it. I thought you were going to say somebody tried to sell them a train. The whole train.

This is the Metro link. And they're like, I got to get my guy in here to make sure it's, make sure this is a real train. And it's clearly a real train. Well, after examining it, this is still in service. by Metro? So therefore it is not available for sale. So how much you offer it?

Yeah, how would you offer it? I got to get out of here before people come looking. That's crazy. You're going to jail. You stole a train and tried to sell at a pawn shop. We did a Randy Newman song about trains to really come full circle out of you. Trains!

Trains are my friends. yeah you got the dizzam for them trains yeah baby I don't know I think it's my favorite thing to train the way they move the way they chew chew chew

we should write a fucking choo choochee train and people think it's real too like oh like check out this Randy Newman song that you ever heard this one because nobody's heard anything other than a toy story and I love L.A. Those are the only things

that no one's ever heard anything else. Yeah. So don't believe anything. I like trades. You like trades too? I like trades. I like trades. They go chew, too, chew. I mean, it sounds legit to me. I like trades and I hate dudes. Them fucking crazy trains. Crazy train.

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, Randy Dupin's crazy trade. We like them in America. The Germans like them too old trains. I like trades, yeah, trades. Use them for two very different things. We like them to trade. That's out of pocket, dude. Fucking stupid.

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That would be unfortunate. That made me really upset because I'd be like, I'm going to jail probably. Yeah, yeah, definitely. We would turn you over so quick, too. That's crazy. I'd be like, I have information. I haven't, right. Can you know what's put on Halloween costumes or costumes for Halloween?

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because then I think I found an idea that was like already done or something. Oh, yeah. It was like some Grinch thing. A Grinch thing. And I think Joel Haver did it already. And we were like, ah. It would just be too derivative at that point.

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It's like, so this officially posted on this YouTube. I don't know if this is the actual release date, but, um, oh my God. It's saying was released in 2000? Oh my God That's a while ago That song That song is really old But like doing a version of it

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he wanted to say it. I mean, it has to be that, right? He was probably like, no, guys, I don't want to do that. I'll scream and say weird shit and yell sugar. And they're like, no, nigga, you're going to say a nigga right now. And like, you got to say, Nick, I'm sorry. He was like, nine guns pointed out of him essentially. He was like, all right, I'll just do it, I guess.

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I have to see if they were going to have footage of this. Poking Kingston with a needle so he deflates. Can Sweeney hold his breast for 10 minutes, please? Just die? You want me to die? Wait, you can't hold your breath for 10 minutes? I cannot. Wow, you're a pussy.

I can probably go like two months. minutes maybe? I can go maybe eight hours. I remember what like David Blaine was trying to like hold his breath for like I don't know. You had fucking pass out. I was like what a pussy. I was like what he couldn't even make it like 10 minutes or something. Look at the fuck out of my face. You can't hold your breath for 10 minutes you stupid bitch. I begged it. I'm amazing. I'm the amazing of the greatest ever. I know I know like the record is like what like I think about 10. Probably no. The trick that the trick that the trick that David Blaine had was that he got a really, really thin, a really thin, like a really thin needle.

And he poked a hole in his body into his lungs. And then he just breathed through a real tiny hole. Dude, someone didn't breathe for half an hour. That's crazy. That's going to do damage to you. That's going to do, doesn't that do damage to your brain at that point? I don't even know how that works. Well, no, you're, you're getting oxygen through your blood, Kingston.

Yeah, but like I'm pretty sure if you don't breathe for it because I know I have the certain amount of time you do damn you do like you start Getting brain damaged. That's just not real ever forever. I did just fine To your brain, but you get it through the blood. That's true I just I'm sure it does damage to your lungs I mean I don't know or strengthens them one I guess it has to because those people practice like you know a lot to get there The average is 30 seconds. That's really low. That sounds about right 30 to 90 seconds is That's crazy. The 30 seconds sounds like absolutely right.

That's crazy. I go my breath for way longer. What the fuck up. Do it right now. 30 seconds? Easily? Yeah. He can't do it.

I see. I can't even verify it. Don't even. I know I can. I can honestly do that. I one time. I lied at school one time. We had a competition and I was just breathing through my fucking nose.

I was just like, oh, I can hold my breath for one minute. And I was like, I'm not going to. I just breathe through my nose. And I'm like, see? Fucking dumb asses. When I was. You have no honor. That's crazy.

I wasn't getting any. When I was healthy, I could do three minutes easily, probably, like three minutes. Three minutes is kind of crazy. It's really, it's really not. It's really not. It's really not. It's really not. Oh, I run a mile in fucking three minutes.

It's really not. That's crazy. It's really. Anyone that's one of all that three minutes is a freak. It's like top tier shit and you're acting like it's not. No, it's really not. Holding your breath for doing this is not top tier. I swear to, I swear to the guy is not.

And now he's saying three minutes ain't no big deal. I swear to God, it's nice. Do you hear yourself sometimes? Dude, with Derek, with athletes, I swear to God, that shit is not that impressive. That is really not that impressive. I'm talking about like high school athletes, like people that are like, like, that is really not crazy. Because I can hold my breath easy right now. I swear for a minute.

I swear. No problem right now. That's crazy. You're like three minutes. It's like impressive still. You have some sort of cardio strength, but that's not crazy. Even if you could do it,

you would be in an elite class, but you're saying not so, even when the average is not even a minute, and you're like, oh, time being that by fucking how many times? By six. That doesn't sound crazy to you? That's really not. I really don't think that's that hard.

I think for people that are like really not in shape, people that are not in shape, I think that's one thing, but I swear, like literally I swear. I think of it this way. If the average speed of a human running, now just multiply it by three.

But that's, but that is a very different thing. It's not. There's a very different thing. And if you, if it's multiplicative, I think, I think,

okay. So impressive in any metric. So, let's just clarify. The average time you can die once. Now imagine if you can die. The math time. So to be, to be clear, the average person can hold their breath is 30 to 90 seconds. 30 seconds.

At least that gives a little bit more of a window to be not as insane. Like if somebody can hold it. Right. Yeah. So I like that. So we put it at 90 seconds, which is that's a good amount of time to like say if you fall underwater and you could like swim to the service to not drown, like if you fall on the ocean. Yeah.

Hopefully you don't get caught off guard because that's a huge difference. Yes. Very big game of basketball. That's a very different game. I mean, we got to, if we remember that. Yeah, I'm seeing. I'm seeing. So right now I'm looking into like a lot of,

this is also red. And it gets to be lying through a fucking teeth, which is a lot of them are most of the time. But like a lot of, what's about a lot of like high school athletes. Like, yeah, like two minutes. Like two minutes is a fine way to hold to a mean to hold your breath.

Because I think I think as you're like, if you actually have like a decent amount of cardio, like most people don't have a cardio like life, is there's only younger people. Like that's not crazy. Yeah, I think those people are all training to hold their breaths though. It's like people that have. I guess I was just holding my breath a lot growing up. Yeah, I don't know why you're doing that. Yeah, we can, we can tell.

Yeah. That's crazy. Like, you know, people have like insane verticals like it's it's like you're in elite class. Like if you're like, oh, this motherfucker. fucking drunk like 48 inches or something like that's crazy you know i mean that's insane yeah but i'm just trying to say like it's like i feel like because because i feel like when i was when i was like running still this is sophia bush from work in progress with sophia bush check out this special moment we did on our show presented by ebay when i was living in chicago i took part in my first ever

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I would just put you, you're well above. Like, well, obviously you're well above average. I would just say, like, that is a feat that the vast majority of people in this world cannot do, I think. I would agree with that. I would agree with that. But I feel like that's not, clearly if some nigger did it for a half an hour. Me, me doing it for two minutes is not a feat in comparison. Yeah, I don't believe that they did it for a half hour.

Like, come on. That's crazy. This is watching somebody possibly die and you wait a half an hour for it to happen? Is it a Chris Angel? Does he have the record? Is that what it is? I know that Margot Robbie was in a film where she held her breath for eight minutes. I, I, I, what?

Why would they do that? That sounds like, I don't know. She had to, she had to hold her breath for some role. But she trained to do it for eight minutes. She almost beat David Blaine. I've seen, I've seen it for 10 seconds. He fucking passed out. Hit his head on the side of the tub.

I've seen shots in films where like actors have to hold their bread. Like it's like an underwater scene and they have to hold, and they're there for like a while. So I do think like you could probably train yourself to do it for a half hour. Sorry, Toby McGuire is good because he was doing the upside down kiss. Like that motherfucker was like essentially getting waterboarded. So like, maybe he let out hold his breath. When the scene was over, they cut him.

They cut him. He just let him jump on his head. All right, Toby's seen's done. They don't even warn him. They just cut the web immediately. I mean, there's no point of warning. He's not even a weight. They cut him down.

That's crazy. Cut, scenes And he crumbles the ground Scenes over They just wheel everything fast They just abet And in rain he comes up He kicks him three times

To wake him up The kicks him through It's like a fucking Metal Gear Solid 3 Where you have to kick him Like a couple times To wake him up Yeah yeah

Freaking what's his name What's the guy's name The guy that played Ash Uh What are you saying? Evil Dead? Oh Bruce Campbell Bruce Bruce Campbell

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Bruce Campbell And at least once They definitely see each other's penises That's all I got to say Blake 8-96 I got locked out doing Great Red Chips The Zix Sucking Factory

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And uh, turned off, but there's a video of it. Uh, the of what? Holding his breath for, uh, 29 minutes.

Uh, who Vladimir, Mareichich. Of course. He sounds Serbian or something. It's not a, it's a fucking AI. What the fuck is that?

That's not real. That's before I was popular, Chris. It's real. It happened. He just posted four fucking weeks ago. Uh, I'll never mind.

First. This is where the record was that's broken. He's in one of those dumb kitty pulls essentially and in a wetsuit. I don't know if I, I don't know if I like the way they're doing this. But you can watch it. I don't, sure. I just don't buy it. Sorry. Yeah, I just don't believe it. I kind of I feel like he's cheating somehow. Yeah, a lot of people say the average

swimmer is able to hold breath for like four minutes. Then they're even breathing hard. Just bullshit. Like after he's done, he's like completely, I mean, some people are just like that. Because I think, I think what happened is that like you probably freak out when you start going through the processes of having lack of oxygen. And then you have to train yourself to get through that. And you might be fine relatively.

Let's go. Because for us, we panic. Let's get him on the podcast. I'm like, what's what? Yeah. Let's just all accuse him of being fake.

Hey, so why did you fake that, man, you fucking liar. You lie. You lie. We interview. So why are you a liar?

We interview somebody like, we interview the guy who fucking did the, what is it, the Red Bull jump from like when he jumped from space or whatever. And we have him on the show. It's like, so why did you pretend to jump from space? Excuse me?

Like, why did you do that? Why did you lie to the... There was no point of lying like that at all. I love that premise of getting people, getting people. Who've done like these crazy feats and they're just like completely just disregarding their accomplishment, but still having them on the show to explain themselves and why they, why they're so deceitful. Why did you lie to me like that? Why'd you break my heart?

Why did you break? What was that about? Loved you. I was really in love with you. Like, actually. Like I wanted to be you I wanted to wear your skin Now I just want to wear your skin for the wrong

Reason, like a hell All right well On that note Bye everybody, we'll see you next time Peace Fuck you Later With the Venmo debit card

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