The Snark Tank - #361: it can only good happen

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

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we'll, this will be a heavy questions episode, but would be remiss if we didn't touch on the fact that we learned we learned what causes autism finally after a lot of mystery around it I'm so excited that we finally know you know yeah it's it took non-scientist to figure it out you know it's great that's always what it takes it always takes just a bunch of guys with no expertise right figure out that like oh it's turns out it was tyll and all this entire time yeah history is like a flakes full of shit you know like everybody tries to give like

Einstein a bunch of credit for like oh the theory of relativity and all that shit like no yeah they just gave that to him to cover for the fact right because they it's all about big science but really it was Einstein's dog that was like it was really it really was insane like how much like the reverence that we show for those scientists is crazy because they really just guys think about this they did math with letters. You know, like, he did, he wrote Eagles MC squared and everybody had to like humor him as if that made sense.

Like, brother, those aren't even, those are just letters. That's stupid. We do math with numbers here. And we felt so bad that he was so stupid and so confident that we like, we celebrated him. It's like when a kid, you put a kid's drawing on the fridge, even though it like really sucks just to like encourage him. Right. That's what we did with Eagles MC squared, I think, uh, with Einstein. really it's silly we really just overvalued that guy and inflated his ego yeah all we got to do

is listen to the you know the raving lunatic on the street that guy's always ahead of his time i think anybody with cTE probably has a better understanding of science than a scientist i actually agree with that i remember yeah do you remember herschel walker who knows that he's uh he was a a a famous uh nfl uh running back who actually ran for i think he was trying to be the, I can't remember, was it the, the governor of Georgia or, I think he was trying to be a senator. No, he was, he was running to be a senator in, um, in Georgia. And I don't remember this guy. He's, he's been hit so many times in the head that it was, he was, brilliant. He was so brilliant on the campaign trail. And I was very shocked and surprised that

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Vampires are cool people and not... Is that real? Yes, this was this was a great chapter in American history where they, so they were trying to push a, you know, a brilliant, you know, CTE riddled running back into, you know, to be a Senate just, you know. And he didn't win. He didn't win, unfortunately. Unfortunately, he did not win. I was, I was like, damn, the big, the deep state is still keeping a. down.

What the hell is? I just Googled it just because I was scared. I googled Herschel Walker Vampire. And he says, Herschel Walker says in rambling speech, he wants to be werewolf,

not vampire. What, I don't want to be a vampire anymore. I want to be a werewolf. Oh, right. He told reporters. And I think he goes,

werewolves are some cool people. I think that's what he says. It wasn't vampires. I swear, no, he says, I can't even, it was so stupid. I don't even remember exactly what he said. Walker's discussion of the unnamed vampire film led him to, led him to a character he said deployed across.

But this Walker said showed that life don't even work unless you've got faith. We got to have faith. I love what they quote people directly. Yeah. We got to have faith. Yeah. Like what is what is this? What a weird conversation to have on a campaign trail.

Although like I guess now it's kind of part of the course. Now it's like quaint to see. that. Yeah. It's, it's like the, it's like the guy with the, you know, oh yeah, the cheer. It's like, yeah. Man, that used to kill you. Yeah. I mean, what, what did, so about this Tylenol thing. Yeah. That, that, that infamous quote that's been circulating around. Do you remember what it is? It's not burned into my memory yet. It's, because it's, it's so dumb. But, uh, oh, um, are you talking about, um, nothing, nothing bad can happen? It can only good happen. That's it. And Tylenol, you can't take it.

That is, that is fucking phenomenal. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen is so crazy. Like that is, that's even stupider than I would ever like satirize a person. You know what I mean? Like I would like, I wouldn't, I would have never thought to be like, man, Trump is so stupid. I bet he would say this. You know?

Because that's, it's so beyond. It can only good happen. is fucking nuts. But yeah, that's burned, man, that's seared. The second I heard, I was like, that is next level stuff. That's a Bushism. That's like, well, it's even stupid than a Bushism, actually, because Bush just made up words. Like, this is just like making up rules of grammar.

Yeah. But, yeah, so it's Tylenol this whole time. Even, which is crazy because Tylenol was invented after. the first diagnosis of autism but i mean uh i mean the lord works in mysterious ways i guess right is the is the is the only way you can do apparently yeah justify that yeah i just i when i first heard about all this i thought my brain was trying to rationalize it even in the way of being like oh um i guess what's happening is they're not saying that tylonal is the cause of it but it exacerbates it or something that was my first thought but they don't want to

I heard him talking, Trump, when he was talking, like, oh, like, major breakthrough. Like, we've, like, made, like, like, using that as, like, this does seem like the major cause of what's been happening. I was like, oh, so I can't even try to down. I can't even be like, yo, y'all are making this point that Tylenol or, it hasn't been like, acidaminophen hasn't been, like, a thing for as long as, you know. there's basically my brain failed. It's like you can't, there's nothing you can do. There's nothing you can do.

This is just silly, dude. It is very, well, the thing to me is like, I remember like, because I did, I did some reading about it because I was just like, what is the, like, what is the fact that they read that they're misinterpreting to mean this? All right. Because clearly, clearly Tylenol does not cause autism. This is not how that works. But, like, what did they see that made them think that and made them think that it was like something that they could convince people of? And I did some reading and I think I guess there's like some stats that show that people with autism or people on the spectrum suffer more from migraines than your average person and thus take more Tylenol than your average individual. Apparently.

That's what I saw. That's the only thing I saw which by the way, even by itself would be obviously not a causality. Right. Exactly. You know what I mean? You just be like, oh, that's a correlation that would make sense, I guess. But yeah, it's just like, it's such a stupid word. I wonder if Tylenol is going to sue. Like, is there any?

I thought they have to because it's like, what do you do? I think you have to, especially because how irresponsible is it like, you heard, you hear Trump trying to pronounce a synonymatiffin? Yeah, yeah, he just can't do it. He couldn't do it. And then you had to hear somebody like next to him say it a few times. And then he's like, is that good? Is that right?

Or whatever he said. Whatever it is. I was just like, bro, you are, you are 80 essentially. And you've never heard that word before? Like, have you? That is crazy to me. Yeah, like, I, I see the benefit. I'm not like, look, I wouldn't expect like, I don't know, like a, I don't know,

a fucking coal miner who's like 13 years old because that's your obvious, that's the age of your average coal miner. this day and age and back then to be fair but like you're 80 years old you've definitely taken medicine yeah exactly that what do you mean like you wouldn't be here if you didn't take medicine motherfucker like you that's not how

the human body works right so like you you not knowing how to say that is kind of wild and I feel like the only excuse is him being so wealthy that even if he's taken I'm sure whoever explained this to like just this it doesn't matter if it's actually off a not the Tylenol brand that's just what they call it like you know how and I'm sure there's a lot of people that do that but the reason why like say me not I don't normally buy

like Thailand all the brand because I'll get like the the off brand you know the because it's just the acidamidifin is significantly cheaper than buying the fucking brand right it's like it's always cheaper just buying the actual drug itself than the brand name. So I know these terms of like the drugs that I take. And I feel like that's why a lot of Americans just know that just by two because we're fucking poor on average. So like I guess I wouldn't expect him to know what is the actual like

scientific name for this drug or even like say people know kind of ibuprofen because it's also some is just sold as ibuprofen a lot. But then there's Advil and then there's Mideall and all that shit. Like so they might. Advil is probably like the, it's like Tylenol and Advil, right? Yeah, yeah. It's like more of the default. So like, but I'm still waiting for there has to be a lawsuit.

Like, how could there not be? You can't just like let this sit. Yeah, I don't know. I'd be curious. I mean, that's one of the situations where like I really wouldn't be rooting for either party because like, I don't know, fuck drug companies really. But like, yeah. But like it would be, it would be funny to see that happen. Like, it would be funny to see that lawsuit.

Although, like, I wonder, I don't know, I learned, I feel like I learned, is it like the, um, the, you know the Sierra Mist thing? What happened with that? How like Sierra Mists is not around anymore because like they were sued by some lady named Sierra Mist. I know it's, and now it's starry. That's what that is? Yeah, that's what that is. I, isn't that crazy? I thought Stari was just, oh, we're just going to.

Oh, interesting. That's the official, that's why that's... Yeah, yeah. So apparently, I learned this like literally this morning I found this out. No, I did realize Sierra Miss was gone, but I just thought like, oh, it just fucking failed, you know? Yeah, I don't know. There's like some, I don't know. Look it up, I guess.

There's like some mixed reporting on it. There's like a weird. But Seamus is gone because it caused autism. That I wouldn't be surprised. Like all the like surge and like all these old drinks and stuff like you can't have Surge. Ravens Revenge Candy. You remember Ravens Revenge?

No ecto coolers. Yeah. Oh, definitely not. That shit looked. It's it's crazy. We brought up on the Lyle episode, but it is crazy to me that like you had like that the energy drinks and cans are like a different like that they even bother with the dyes it's so weird yeah it's it's strange it's it's stupid as shit like i don't need very very dumb keep it uh keep it clear

i actually i prefer even though i know a lot of these are relatively safe especially like the fda approved and shit but if it doesn't need to be in there well the thing too about it is that like i don't know why they color it at all because it would be one thing if like it would be one thing if Red Bull was available primarily or even like half the time in like clear containers. Yes. And so you had to see it. And so there's like a marketing incentive to make it not look gross from the outside. But these are these are drinks that are almost exclusively pretty much entirely only ever obscured. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go, especially.

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If it's really that color, like naturally, that's scary. You know what I mean? Like, that's even scary. I don't know what's, I don't know what's worse. If, like, if they dye it for no reason and that's weird or if, no, we just mix all these chemicals together. And it's authentically neon red. Yeah, that's crazy. No, I think, I think the only thing I can think of is, uh, the dyes are usually for, uh, when you see people's tongue, the color of their tongue.

A lot of times people are curious, like, oh, would you have? And then so then they repeat it back. So it's kind of like a subliminal marketing ploy to it, it works actually way too often. It pisses me off. People that don't realize they're being advertised. So like, oh, you're telling them you smell a certain scent, right? It all, it's all like word of mouth marketing. And it just grosses me out.

I don't know. It makes me mad that I'm like, you're used instead of doing this thing because like, oh, we thought it'd be cool. It's like, no, do this specifically to get more sales. I don't know. I always just feel like, don't you all have enough, man? You have enough fucking money. Yeah. Well, you know, whatever.

I'm being retarded. I'm being, I'm taking way too. Actually, it's funny. Before we started, I just took my, uh, my, uh, migraine, the, you know, the exedgerid essentially. So I had a little bit. But unfortunately, I think there's only, uh, 250 milligrams. There isn't 500, which because I think it's like the 500 milligrams is where the autism really starts to kick in.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you get the 500 milligram ones, or you can get the prescribed ones that are higher, you know, and the ones that have a little bit of, like, codeine or whatever. Ooh, now we're talking. Now we're talking. You know what I like to think of it or something. I like to think about it is almost as if like Tylenol is like the pill from limitless, but it's like the reverse. You know, you take it.

You take it. It's like it limits you. It literally. You're like, it's like it's a min max. Like that's essentially what. it is. You fucking take Tylenol and now all of a sudden your stats are all dumped into one fucking spot. And that's okay for some people, you know, but now here's the thing. Is it R&G based? Do you get to pick and choose your power level? Oh, no, man. I think the pill just does it. It just does

the pill and your metabolism and however it interacts with each other. Like that's, it's like a roll of the dice at any given moment. So Chris, have you seen anyone on the, online actually defending this or trying to justify this Tylenol thing? Have you seen any of that? I'm sure, but not from anybody that I buy. You know what I mean? Like, not like I feel like I see it from either bots or people who like are like obviously just not going to question it. Right.

There's like a financial incentive not to or whatever. Right, right, right. I don't see most normal people being like, oh, that makes sense. It seems kind of like a, the thing that's scary to me is that it seems like, you. unanimously this is fucking silly, so let's just make fun of it. But also the fact that how accepting we are to just make fun of it and not be horrified that... Right. It should be terrifying. Our president is saying this.

It's not even just like random crazy people. I'm like, oh, one of the most powerful people in the world, arguably the most powerful person in the world, is being like, tunnel. It fucks you up, man. It makes you autistic. I was like, oh, my God. It's Dude, what's gonna Like this is so, this is so fucking crazy.

Especially since, I don't know, man. We're obviously, we're not research. We obviously in any of these things. But I just felt like by common sense, a very, like when people,

because I saw Joe Rogan and Brian Callan arguing about, like, Oh, I did see that. Which was hilarious. And he calls him Mr. scientist and Joe, gets really fucking pissed. Dude, he gets triggered as fucking that clip.

Like, it really, like, it really triggers him whenever people try to belittle his intelligence. But I mean, like, how can you not? How can you not? Especially, it's crazy when he's like, before, at least used to call himself an idiot all the time. He's like, I don't know, I'm a fucking idiot. And it's like, yeah, cool.

So, which arguably is actually dangerous. I saw actually a video, interesting enough, last night about weaponized ignorance and how you have a large, platform and because of your ignorance you're allowed to say whatever the fuck you want. A lot of people believe it, but also when people correct you, it's no big deal because you're not an authority, quote, unquote. And that's basically how these people operate. And they were talking about that. You know, Brian Kahn was talking about the research. Like,

you need to be a scientist to understand this research. And Joe Rogan's pushing back saying no. And it's like, it's so crazy to have that level of like, it's like he's like the final boss of the Dunning Kruger effect. Like, it's crazy to have that level. level of confidence to be like, no, I don't, I could read this stuff. And I'm like, what do you, how could you think that, dude? Like, yeah, dude, I've seen so many. And look, I don't read that many studies, but like, every now and again, I do just because like I'm just, because usually a lot of the takeaways from a lot of the headlines that you read are, are, are kind of the exact opposite of what the main body of the studies will, like, find. It's usually like people, people get headlines from,

like, the article, like, of a lot of the studies. So, like, the basic like summarization of like the high of the actual research paper like like an article breaking down a research paper yeah like it's like the top of the research there's words for it that are a little bit more like specific and academic but like usually it's like there's the body of research and then there's like something that I think is called the article which is like kind of like a summary of like what the what the thought process is and what they're trying to figure out there's no real hypothesis or no real conclusion in that but it's kind of getting the ball rolling on like what they're trying to figure

out. And a lot of the headlines that you see are derived from the article because people don't read. It's like Tim Poole all the time. Like whenever he pulls up an article and he like reads the headlines like look at this. The X, Y, Z and then like underneath it literally it disproves like what he thinks the article is saying, but he won't read it. Right. It's a lot like that. And so like, yeah, I get you don't need, I guess you don't need to be a scientist to understand to understand it necessarily, but you need to understand at the very least the structure of how these people interact with each other and like how they display information, which like if you are a layman, you're just more likely, like infinitely more likely just to not understand.

Right. And so it's just like it's, I don't know, man, Joe Rogan's a fucking idiot. I can't believe how stupid he's gotten. That's the thing that perplexes me, the, the, the, the, the lack of self-awareness that it's like bro, I've been fucking up way too many times. I should at least, at the very least, talk about these things less because I keep getting corrected. I remember one of the big things that pissed me off so much was a few years ago when he put on Twitter, oh, look you here. And it was an article by Reuters talking about the like, oh, COVID or whatever,

the virus. And they were testing, what was the stupid thing that everybody was trying to like take? Ivermectin? Yeah, I think it was that. And I think so in like a petri dish essentially. They were just testing stuff. And it's like, oh, it seems like this kind of fucked the virus up. And using that, Reuters, first of all, had to correct themselves because their headline was retarded.

They had to like, and Joe Rogan blasted it, didn't correct himself, just deleted the thing after it came out that they misinterpreted what was actually happening. But all I'm saying is within this dish, this seems to work. That has no, that has no bearing on will it work inside a human or an animal? and just like say you can take bleach and put it in the petri dish and and eradicate COVID. So it's like basic levels of understanding research papers. And then you have these articles trying to assess what this is and getting it wrong. And then people like Joe Rogan blast it. And then it's never corrected.

Dude, the one that I think about all the time is the one where he thought like they pre-recorded the state of the union or something. Do you remember that where like if you look at his, if you look at Biden's watch, the time is wrong. That was so it wasn't live. And then the guy and the guy in the podcast is like, the Republicans went along with it too though. Like what?

Dude, and that guy is a chill too. And he was like, bro. Even he was like, no, that, like that's crazy. His watch was wrong. There's no possible explanation for a rot being wrong other than there being a giant.

conspiracy apparently. Can you believe that shit? I can't unfortunately. I can't. Like that's what's so sad. Your first thought isn't, oh, his watch is just wrong.

Well, oh, no, I believe that people believe these things, I guess. Of course. At this point,

there would be a time where I would be like, that's too stupid for, you know, one of the biggest podcasts in the world to think. But like, no.

Yeah. I buy it. No, I do buy it that he believes it. It's just, the world is so fucking silly. Dude, even,

even just this ice thing that happened where like the guy the dude shot shot up an ice facility and he just he what is it he missed he killed detainees but then also like the bullet has like anti ice written on it which to me is just like I don't

that looks suspicious as fuck to me Chris let me ask you something yeah sure now this might just be a recency bias but I don't remember in notorious shooting cases people riding on their bullet casings all the fucking time. It started, I feel like it started with Luigi, right?

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you know, and it's just like people have no consequence. Like, I do think that started with Luigi and then it just kind of became a little bit more of a thing. But dude, did you see the picture of the bullets? I saw it, dude.

I was, I saw, yeah. It looks like it scribbled in pen. It looks like sharpy almost or something. Yeah, like that to me like, and look,

I don't know, maybe maybe the guy was on the left that he just had hilarious aim. Like it could, it's very possible. I just think, I just think that fucking that bullet is fake as fuck. Dude, I don't buy that bullet at all. No one would, no one who's anti-ice would write anti-ice on their bullet.

That's not even a term. No one says that. They would write fuck ice. That would be like if, that would be like if like a Nazi shot up like, I don't know, a black church and wrote, um, oh my God, like white supremacy. or something.

You know what I mean? It's just like anti-African-American. Yeah, anti-black. Yeah. You know, like, no, this is. That's so clearly not, that's so clearly not right. And then I saw people jumping on his,

because he was obviously a gamer. Oh, is he? Yeah. So he had like thousands of hours in fucking TF2 and Leffered Ed. It's very fun. And Rust. Which to me, it's just like,

what's funny about that is like, his most played games are Leffered Ed to Rust, and Team Fortress too And look I'm not in the business of like assuming things about people But like I read those and I was like that's a libertarian I think so like I don't know why but that just makes a lot of sense to me that like that's a libertarian as fuck dude libertarian to be playing like thousands of hours of rust and TF2 like no I don't know it would be hard for me to believe that like staunch leftists are like comprising tf2 not that it's like a racist game

but it's just like the vibe of it just like it just seems like it makes sense but we'll we'll see what what happens I guess but that shit was funny as fuck like I couldn't believe that's like because if this if that story is true well there's two there's two possibilities this guy was a right wing nutcase and he just shot

three three illegal immigrants at a nice facility because he knew they would be there which is fucking disturbing but also just like cosmically hilarious that this is like this is just the world that we live in now. Right.

Or it was a leftist with such a terrible aim. It's just so crazy, man. Yeah. It's very, it's very hard. It's very hard to believe the latter. It just, it's just, it's somebody, like somebody who's that anti-ice and that they're not, okay, you have to be an insane. I just don't believe that they're like, oh, this is a leftist that really stands on

business. This is, to me, like, through and through a crazy person that doesn't have any real convictions, you know? Oh, yeah, most of these people are just like insane. Yeah. A lot of times that's the case. But then you have the ones that it a clear cut manifesto and this and that. But like, unfortunately, like we talked about, I think we talked about this on one of the episodes.

We're saying that, yeah, yeah, I think it was one of the last times we're in the studio. That it's like conservative extremism most of the time because that's where like the radical, that's where the home of like the radical extremism. with guns and violence and shit, the ones that are preparing for some sort of holy war or race war or something. Yeah. So it's people on the left or even the people

on people on the right perceive the left as kumbaya and stuff. Even when you look online and see when they talk about Antifa, they're like, oh, they're a bunch of pussies. Only politicians and the charlatans are the ones trying to make them point them out of some dangerous fucking freaks or whatever. But the people on the ground,

they're like, they're a bunch of fucking cosplay ninja like pussies. And so, which, yeah, it is a weird, it is a weird, it is a weird. It is a weird dichotomy of just like, this is, these people are so scary that we have to like, search, sacrifice a lot of our rights to keep them in line. But also, they're, their, their pussies and they would never, if it came to blows, they would never win. Like, you have to believe both of those things at the same time. And I don't, I don't understand how that works. It's incredible.

Cognit dissonance is fascinating. It's a fascinating thing to like, you know, if you ever look at like say, oh, something, somebody probably compiled a video together, especially now with fucking AI channels. Dude, oh my God. They're taking over my fucking recommended thing. They keep these new channels, they've been, they're new this year.

Yeah. I saw a, uh, it basically, it's copying game ranks. Uh, it's basically just a game ranks channel. Mm-hmm. Started five months ago. Starting to gain traction. Top 10, whatever. And I'm like, this is fucking, again, pronouncing names wrong.

This is not a British guy. You know, some people pronounce Laura Croft, some British say Lara. A British person, though, with a British accent. This is an American dialect speaking and saying Lara. I was like, this is fucking AI. I was like, I can't fucking believe this. And then it's getting hundreds of, and I'm reading the comments. I went to the newest ones.

I'm like, somebody's got a clock in on this. No one fucking noticed. Dude, it's bad because it's like I, uh, it's the end of the point where I can only watch people now that like I I've met in person because I know they're real historical people man legacy shit yeah I've seen okay I've seen Jake Baldino in person I know he's real uh I've seen skill up in person I know he's real okay but if it's some new channel like sorry sorry if you're trying to get started sorry I get over like I don't believe you I don't believe you're real I need to see it's over I need to see people I I'm getting to that unless you said like verifiable

I know donkey's a real person. Right. So, okay. But like now, especially if the channel is new, I was like, fuck,

dude, I don't. And then I'm seeing the descriptions are very AI written scripts of like, I was just like, dude,

this is so fucking inauthentic and it's making me so mad. A guy had to, you may have came across this because I don't watch South, so crazy, just South Park content, breaking down South Park

and, oh, I'm like, just watch the fucking show. But I guess there was a new channel that was breaking down all these episodes. And somebody else that already did that clocked that it was AI and went and like, it blew up.

And I was like, this is fucking insane, dude. Yeah, there's a guy. There's a guy I think Johnny Tuchello's. That sounds like, is like a guy who actually does it. He's a real person. Yeah. But I think, I don't know if he was the guy that you're talking about. It sounds right.

It's probably that. He's the only guy that I know that I've, that I've seen do like South Park breakdowns. And just TV show breakdowns in general. Okay. But it's, it's, it's getting bad, man.

It's, it's, it's, I'm pretty sure 80% of content now is just AI generated. And, and I think honestly within like five years, that's like that in Spotify is, that's what it's going to be.

And I'm seeing people talk about it a little bit, but not enough. Because it's creeping up way faster to the point. where I'm telling you every my recommendens persist of things I'm already subscribed to and then the new shit that's recommended is all fucking AI and I was like bro this is this is not good because even me experimenting with my uh I never I don't think I talked about this on the did I talk about this in the last episode about my experiment Rick Blackman yeah did I talk about that yeah okay so I'm also like you know what this actually I may have missed the wave And it's already the algorithmically, what is picking up now are these AI type of channels. So my experiment may just be a complete waste of time. So I was even thinking about that. I was like, what am I doing?

It's over, man. But yeah, it's, as disappointing, it's, I think to calm myself, though, I think I'm just going to start taking copious amounts of Tylenol. And, yeah, we should. We really should, man. Yeah, Tylenol maxing. Thailand. I like that. Tylon maxi. I love that. That's that is uh, that's probably the name of the episode. Oh my God. Is this real? What? What happened? So they announced the, I guess they announced the price for this, you, have you heard about this like Xbox handheld thing? Yeah. Did you see the price of it? No. What would you guess? Uh, for a poor, poor. So the, the reaction of your voice made it sound like it was surprisingly inexpensive. I'm going to. say $300.

Yeah, so $1,000. Oh, my God. Is this real? I want to check Xbox Xbox ally. Oh, my God. Holy shit, man. That is insane.

Yeah, Best Buy a 99 USD. What the fuck are we talking about? wait so there's two okay so there's two versions of it one's 600 and one's one that that's still crazy

is the base model a thousand a thousand dollars dude why what is going on what are they doing what is Xbox doing dude it's over man like we're so I bet the PS6 is going to cost that much money too

it's so over like this is the first time ever in history that like consoles have gone up in price too like they raise like the Xbox series X if you bought a series X at launch you made a fucking wise investment because you got it the cheapest that you'll ever be able to get it

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Isn't that amazing? So, get this. So the Xbox ally, right? It's like a handheld PC that runs, uh, it's, you can basically play your game pass PC games on it. But so anything that's like,

play anywhere, I guess. You know, with that label where you, like, it's, you know, the license transfers between console and PC. Anything that's that you can play. But the main reason that anybody, like, or the main reason that I would want an Xbox handheld is to play like the 360 games that I have on my Xbox right now that I can only play on that, that I can't play on PC or whatever. Uh-huh. It can't run those. Only the PC stuff that has the shared license between it, which is also like, by the way, a very limited pool of things. It is. So it's just, like, I don't know. I don't even know what the point is.

It's extremely limited. The vast majority of my catalog, I cannot play on PC. Yeah. When I, when I like, oh, let me, I fired up my, you know, my Xbox and then see like, oh, here's my plethora of shit. And then it just, oh, here's the only games. It's like killer instinct and something. There's like, I was just like, I think I have like fucking four games available or something.

Yeah. It's, it's. Yeah. So that's your library. That would be your library. Yeah. That and fucking. Oh, if you have the PC GamePass, I guess, or, wait, so if you have, so if you have the Xbox game pass that, that for the consoles, the things that are, um, no, wait, you can play the stuff that's on the console, but it doesn't translate to classic, like, 360 shit.

Like, you can't, you can't, basically if, if, if it's on Game Pass for PC, you can play it. And if, and if it is play anywhere, which is like that thing that they used. Right, right, right, right. It's like, oh, if you buy it on Xbox, you own it on PC. If it's those titles, you can do that. But if it's like Xbox native stuff, you can't play it, which is like, which means it's not an Xbox handheld, by the way. That's what that means to me. It's just like, oh, well, you're not really doing this.

No, it's a, so what's the point? So what's the shit version of Steam? Yeah. For $1,000. Yeah. Cool. Hmm. Okay.

Well, does it say what's the difference between the two models of the 600 and a thousand? Yeah, let me look. So it doesn't look like, I would guess it's just like a faster processor, but let's see. A processor, more storage. Yeah, I just saw this. So we weren't planning on talking about this, but I just, I saw that price and I was like, that's fucking crazy. Okay, so the $600 one is 22, processors. So, yeah, so the $1,000 one is $20.000. 24 gigs with a 1 terabyte SSD, so 24 gigs of RAM, I guess. It's not bad for a handheld, I guess. That's kind of crazy.

24 gigs, one terabyte. And then the other one is 16 gigabytes of RAM with 50012 storage. So it's all RAM and storage, basically. You're paying for hardware. You're paying for hard drive space and RAM, I guess. But that's, I don't know, man. Good luck. Yeah.

I can't imagine that's going to do gang busters. I can't imagine. No. I would have probably paid for like a $400 one that did play 360 games. Because it's frustrating to me that I can't. It's frustrating to me that those games are locked away and I can't play them anywhere. But that's fucking crazy. Anyway.

Anything else happen? I don't. I don't think so. Let me do a quick cursory Twitter glance to see if anything new is popping up. Yeah, well, you do that. I'll talk a little more about my precious talent, man. Yeah, man.

So sponsored. I'm so glad that this has been verified. It has not, you know, obviously the increases in autism has absolutely nothing to do with our better understanding of autism and the spectrum has been widened by a significant margin. So now that there's infinitely more people, kind of like people always historically talk about the graft of a left-handed people back in the day versus now. As it has exploded significantly because people were forced to be right-handed back in the day.

My mom was forced to be right-handed back in the day. Or even just gay people, too. Like, I was like, oh, there's more gay people now than there ever were, like, percentage-wise. And it's like, it's probably because there's less reason to hide that. Yep. And there's significantly more people in the population. those two things Yeah, those two, yeah, exactly.

That's another thing. It'll explode the things. And same thing, the thing that pisses me off about like the whole like try. I don't understand the end game necessarily because I know back in the day the whole autism vaccine thing was specifically because of the thimerosol, right? The preservative. And then they just took it out. They were like, okay, if it's about that, we're just going to have. have one without their marasol.

And then they're like, move the goalpost. And then so just starting showing you that. I'm like, oh, so you guys never actually gave a shit. It wasn't, you weren't concerned about mercury and vaccines because now you're inventing new fucking things. And yeah, it's, that's like Joe Roken's saying that he's read research papers. And I'm like, shut the fuck up, dude. I would be willing to bet.

I don't even think this is, I don't even think this is, uh, too far of a switch. I would be willing to bet that social media addiction does. more to rewire brain than any vaccine does. I would bet all my money on that being objectively true. Same. And so if you're looking at developmental disabilities or anything that could, because people also just consider autism, anything that's like just not normal.

Like that's also something that people like, it's just like, oh, my son's autistic. It's like, no, your son is retarded. Like, your son has down syndrome. It's a very different. These are different things. Yes, they are. but I don't know dude

wouldn't it be crazy if you could watch something so stupid that you need to get down to you I'm I'm feeling like I'm getting there though we're closing in yeah yeah we're closing in we're closing in so nothing nothing's happening really as far as like that we're going to move on to we're going to move on to some questions we're doing our patrons over at patreon.com slash a snark tank

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if you so please. Or some stories. We got some stories here that I think are fucking wild. Anything that's fodder for conversation. Keep my wife's dick out your fucking mouth, wrote in. It's crazy how long ago that was. Right.

The Will Smith, slapping Chris Rock. What was it? Like something? I don't even. Yeah, it was 2022, I think. Yeah, that's crazy, man. Because I was in New York when I made a video about it.

So that was like 2022, 2021 maybe even. Although 2021 is probably too early. Yeah, me too. But he says, Hey, guy, yesterday we were supposed to have a rapture. What if, what if it did happen, but nobody really noticed because there's just not enough people who were worthy enough to be raptured?

Would that be reassuring? That's something that I always think about. It's just like, I always wonder like who goes missing on the day of the rapture. You know, because surely there's missing persons reports all the time. That's actually. And so like I want to know who who goes missing on the day of the rapture.

That's kind of dark man. I never thought about that because why it's dark to me is people using that as a as a cover. Yeah. Snatching people up and in certain communities, they just assumed that they got beamed up and they don't even look for them. Isn't that scary? That's like a horror movie.

That's like a good, like I could see somebody turning that into a good premise. Yeah. But yeah, like somebody like abduct like is like this hyper religious town and like every, there's like a rapture every year or something. He just abducts.

He just abducts. It's always like some nice young woman. Yeah, yeah. You know? Nice young. Yeah. She just turned like a certain age. Yeah. Yeah.

at 12. Plucked out. Yeah, unfortunately 12. Unfortunately 12. I think I saw like in, in, what is it? In Florida,

they were like death penalty for people who, uh, sexually assault anybody under 12. And it's like, it's an interesting cutoff. What are you saying? Yeah.

That's, what's going on? Why not just, why not just do that for people? Well, first of all, people in general, I feel like if you just rape, people in general like why why not just extend that but children too like young people like why

cut it off at 12 that's interesting it is little curious even sometimes the laws that there i think i can't remember i think it might have been in tennessee there was like the there was like limitless age on marriage because there used to be a limit and then they were like repealed one of their bills they like snuck that in i'm like bro that literally only helps pedophiles what the hell is this right it's insane but but as far as The rapture goes. I saw that beaming all over social media. I don't know how real that was. Like I, like, I don't know how many people are really convinced by that stuff anymore. Even in religious communities, I feel like everybody that I know, well, not that I know personally, but everybody that I know of online who I know for a fact is religious, very much so, didn't say anything about it. So like I just, I kind of chalk a lot of that up to just like social media bullshit. But it's usually a very specific. sector, you know, of Christianity that does that. So yeah, the vast majority of people aren't going to

believe it. Anyway, I know this happens every once in a while. The biggest one I remember was in 2011. That was like a big one where it was all over social media and people that were connected to me actually knew people that took it very seriously. And so that were, it was like there was a guy, for example, he maxed out all of his credit cards. did a bunch of crazy shit because he's like, well, I'm not going to be here. And I'm like, that's so fucking wild, dude. That guy, he's going to wake up and be like, oh, man. Oh, man, no.

Might as well kill myself, I guess. Wow, I guess. How do you? We're, um, Joe and I were talking about the people's like, they're, like, how we don't have like a, this wasn't that long ago, the 2011, for example. I feel like there's a lot of people that should remember that. And it's like, for the people that believed it this time around, I'm like, how does that not, how is there no consideration for that? You know what I'm saying? Like, it really, it really, it's worrisome. It is worrisome. It is, it is, it is distressing.

But I don't know, man. Imagine being that confident. though. Like, imagine, but, like, I don't believe anything with that much conviction, really. Yeah. Like, not, and by the way, not, like, not as far as, like, perspectives or, like, you know, moral or, like, philosophy. Like, there's a ton of that that I believe. But, like, I mean, like, as far as, like, something happening, you know what I mean? Like, oh, yeah, the rapture's going to happen.

Or, oh, yeah, there's going to be another Spider-Man movie. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know if I, I don't know if I really believe anything. really distinctly like that. That's on the surface level of like the prediction of an event, you know, because I've had so many times where I was like, oh, yeah, that's clearly going to happen and then it just doesn't. And it's like, oh, fucking I can't possibly be that confident. So to be confident that the rapture is going to happen on fucking nothing, based on nothing,

to the point where you max your credit cards out is a level of like freedom that I almost envy. Right. you know it's just like damn dude you maxed out all your credit cards because you thought the rapture what happens if somebody gets raptured and they grab an atheist on the way up i guess they can't because i'm imagining it's like it's like it's like a portal right i the way that i have it the way that i always imagined it was that like people just start floating up in the sky and then they just like fly into some fucking thing but like i guess like a portal yeah i guess but they float up to it and so like i wonder if you could just grab

grab an atheist on your way up and bring it in like sneak what like you're sneaking outside food into a movie theater i guess it really depends on how stupid the god is right like if the god didn't think about have any type of ways any contingencies to be like hey uh you know there might be some people trying to do some really some fuckery we got to make sure that there's a code for people that are believers and non-believers cannot shift through or something, which I guess based on how the world is made based on our in quote-unquote intelligent design, I guess there would be circumventions, right? You could actually sneak an atheist into it. You put them in your pocket or something. Yeah. I almost wonder like what like what would the code name be when you,

the password would be like for any religion really going into the afterlife. I feel like it would be something like age is just a number. Yeah. That's, that's a big. big one um that's i feel like a pretty big uh big that's universal i feel like every every religion probably has i probably would understand the merits of that that is a major yeah it's a major component unfortunately yeah i mean some atheists would go up there and you'd be like uh christ is king christ's king yeah it'd be like the st peter would be like yeah you think so wouldn't you you'd think that would be the password but it isn't it's actually age is just a number So, like, you're going to, we're going to send you Kareen to hell because you snuck into, you snuck into heaven with no permission.

Yeah. And actually, we're going to send the person who grabbed you in here, down there as well. Yeah, yeah. Even though, even though he lived a perfect life. He was a perfect life, but he's going to double hell for even daring to sneak in a heretic. Yeah, how dare he, man. He's going to, he's going to, he's going to quadruple hell in a handbasket. He's going to be raped, splayed, made fun of, picked on, laughed at.

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These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. It gets like progressively less. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rape, raped, attacked, spayed open, laughed at, picked on. Yeah, made to feel uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, like itchy clothing now. Yeah, it's a bit damp, you're going to spend the rest of it. your attorney in like clothes that are like slightly damp yeah and I'm gonna get raped

but yeah I don't know uh props to all the people who uh clearly in our audience who got raptured yeah um because we have a very kindhearted audience clearly uh best let's go it's go to beato my meto wrote and he says hey hello all fathers have you all heard about the so this is the one that like i was reading i was like what the fuck are you talking about and maybe you could look this up as i'm reading it because i don't i've never heard of this but it's interesting and the audience can look it up if they want to discover in real time whether or not this is bullshit he says hello all fathers have you heard about the the frank sinatra karaoke murders in the philippines apparently

there have been many cases in the philippines of people being killed whilst singing my way by Frank Sinatra. With that said, if you could choose, what song would you like to hear right before your death? First of all, like, we sure, we'll answer that question. But like, I love, so this premise is so vile. Like you're singing a song about like a eulogistic song and then somebody's like, oh, you know, it'll be funny if I killed this guy while he's singing my way. And that this is happening, like that there's like a string of these, which means.

like they're getting away with it or like it's like a it's like a cult type like what was the guy who um had people doing killing for him or whatever in the in like the midwest i can't remember where everybody thought it was the same guy might have been manson actually uh well manson was doing some killings but it's not in the midwest no yeah the location's completely yeah irrelevant i just couldn't remember exactly where he was but uh i've never heard of this That would be a wild thing to witness, though, man. So I have to say. I was trying to, so there's a bunch of stuff.

I was trying to, of course, read the New York Times and it's paywalled. Classic. I love when accurate information is paywold. Yeah, it, it. Very cool. Yeah, but there's, I mean, there's a bunch. There's videos. Yeah, My Way Killings is what they're calling it.

Jesus Christ. That is insane. That's great. To date, more than 12 murders have been attributed to the My Weight phenomenon. A series of killing connected to the people singing Franks and Notches Marley. That's so crazy, dude. That's interesting. This is a very interesting thing that, like, yeah, never heard of it.

This is like, you know, YouTubers that, like, have shit like this. I'd be totally on board. Bringing up these random fucking phenomenons. I'm like, let me hear this, please. Yeah. Yeah, that's, this is fucking, I'm definitely going to, I'm going to look this up after the show. This is crazy. No, for sure. This is so fascinating to me. I love that the implication is that like the people understand. I just love that everybody understands that song so deeply that they're able to do that. That they're able to be like, yeah, this is an ironic thing to play while someone's going to die. So let's like like if let's all just agree that if we're out at karaoke and someone sings my way, we're going to kill him. Because it would be it would be funny. Like it's distinctly like it wouldn't be interesting if it would be interesting if it.

was a different song. Or it would be like vaguely interesting, but not nearly as interesting as it is the fact that it is My Way by Frank Sautra. What if this is like a, what do you call it, a Mandela? What if this is a Mandela and it was actually My Way by Limp Biscuit?

Oh. And it's understandably why people are getting killed because there's a lot of people that think Limbiscuit, particularly Fred Durs, has a very annoying voice. You know, gonna do things my way. it's my way my way

On the highway And then people are like They're like in the Philippines They're like Because they take their karaoke seriously And so Clearly And then they

So very clearly Yeah Or it's just like It's one of those things If you're if you're choosing One of the best songs ever written Arguably Um

You If you fucking nail it If you don't nail it If you are Yeah If your pitches off even slightly They blow your head off Dude, what's sending me about this is like,

I don't know how they do it in the Philippines, but usually the karaoke takes place indoors. So, like, this isn't like some dude with a sniper, you know what I mean? Like, who's able to, like, take a guy out and get away. Like, this guy's, like, doing it, and then everybody knows who did it. And he's distinctly not killing anybody else

because no one else is singing my way. And do they get caught or do they get let go? Do they somehow get away? Is it one guy? is it like a like a like a like a like a like a trend of just like copycat like what this is what so yeah everything about it is weird this is what i'm so curious about learning is it was it multiple people was it one person doing it also why would people keep seeing it if it was a string of like like how close together were the murders to where like did it seem absolutely stupid for people

to continue seeing it or was it spread out enough to where it didn't people didn't connect the dots or I'm very curious about this shit. Yeah, it was like 50% of the time, if you sung my way, you were gonna get shot on stage while you were saying. It's just so crazy. It's, I can't stress enough how important the song is. Like, because if it was like every time we touch by like Cascada or like,

I don't know anything else really. Like it wouldn't be nearly as interesting. It would be, it would still be interesting that people are singling out a single song, but the fact that it is that song is so interesting to me. So you've given me something to see. spend my evening researching, basically.

I think we should start our own, but like so, you know, Dino Spamoni from Hey Arnold was played by Frank Sinatra Jr. Right. We should have people sing, he has a song called, which is basically

like it's like his my way, but it's called My Last Bow. If you, I don't know, cover it is time for my last. Everyone hated the song, even though I thought it was pretty good. In the show, they didn't like the song, I guess. But anyway, we should get people to, we force people to sing it. First, we have to get karaoke machines to have that song.

Forced people to sing it and then we kill him. Getting killed while singing Dino Spamodi. Like having that have to, Spamodi is such a crazy fucking last name. Yeah. I'm saying it. But I, man. that's good stuff. There's a lot of stuff that I'm surprised

is not in karaoke machines that really would, I feel like would kill. And I feel like that's probably, that might not be one of them, but like there's definitely songs from Hey Arnold that I think. Or like songs from TV in general, like that aren't theme songs. You know, like, why aren't,

like I'm sure there's like, like road to road island or something. You know what I mean? Like for the family guy songs. Like I bet like those would, kill at like or like a South Park like Kyle's mom's a bitch oh oh that one that's one that one I feel that that might be actually at some karaoke like I don't know maybe yeah I but I can see it not it's like man you got a the karaoke industry's got to open up they got a oh the what what is the fox

say is that it is that what the oh god yeah that's a good that's one that I imagine as actually if we look it up right now it has caused some deaths I yeah that I would shoot somebody for saying that. That was obnoxious, man. Like, that was the first time that I think I saw, like, internet meme culture be like, I don't, yeah, this is not good. Like, it might have even been the turning point, man. That might have been like the, like in the story of our universe's live.

This was the turning point. Well, it was like, you know, things were trending up and up. And then I think you can trace things to like, this is when like Obama was like, you know what? I'm going to start drone striking more. You know, like, I kind of think I should kill way more people. Like, just after that song, like, that really. That guy in Iraq was singing my way.

So I had to draw him. I had to draw him. You imagine the fucking dewy karaoke, like they're just big cookout and stuff over there. He's like, no, I don't really like that song. And then what do you think I should do, Bo? Paw. Dude, it's so funny. All right, let's see.

What is this? What is this? Slut in theory but not in practice, wrote it. He says, hey, you booyos. No clever nicknames today because what I have to share has deeply upset me.

I want to share the pain with you as well, with you all. Uh-oh. There's a TikTok account of someone going around a local university campus and pissing wherever they can get away with. And not in the bathrooms and posting them to TikTok. It gets weirder.

There is now a spinoff with the twist of shitting on high school campuses. I hate this city. I hate this state. Get me out of here. The accounts are TMTAM UCC pisser and VMHS shitter, respectively. Much love, your friendly neighborhood slut. This reminds me of that trend going around. Like, do you remember the devious licks?

I do remember that, yeah. where people were like stealing like urinals off a wall. Yes. That's, that's way funnier to me. It's just, look it. I don't,

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These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. but also yeah the the when you think about the repercussions of destroying the property

that is fundamentally going to come out of the budget to further kids to learn better it is a it is a direct sacrifice

yeah like I remember like I think we I feel like I remember a friend of mine telling me a story about like how we went to school and like they had to cancel

a field trip because some asshole flooded the gym and the repairs, like, just had to, and everybody hated him. And he had to switch schools or something. But that's so fucking funny. It was like a good field trip, too, apparently. Like, I don't remember what it was. Yeah. But it was something that everybody was excited about.

And they was like, sorry, guys. What are you fucking retards? Flooded the main place. That's so crazy. Like, how did they do? How did they do that? Like, what did you do? You fucking asshole.

What did you do? man. Yeah, it's a, yeah, that would obviously if you're attending, it's, it's funny, like, almost on the outside looking in, but if you're attending any of those schools, you're probably very upset. Like, bro, like, you keep pissing on the door to enter, like to enter, like, probably door knobs are all pissed on and shit. You don't even want to like fucking touch them and shit. That's the other thing. It's like the, the, the, the bodily fluid angle to me is, is what makes it grow. Like, destruction of property is whatever. Yeah. Yeah. It does come out of the, it does come out the budget obviously but like i don't know man you're creating like a literal biohazard for

yourself and people around you like i don't know yeah absolutely that's it's fucking i don't know i don't appreciate i don't appreciate that like i never found that stuff really funny what's ucc is that connecticut uh t a m ucc maybe oh t a m uccc uh pisser and vm h s shitter respectively okay yeah yeah so like t a m is texas a and m and so corp Corpus Christi. Okay. Jesus Christ, man. Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, that tracks that it's in fucking Texas. Texas A&M. That does make perfect sense. Antenium, UCC. Yep. Got some weird people over there. Probably people that were from Austin and then moved over there

and are now destroying your shit. Tainting your communities. Sorry. Sorry, bud. Hammer game wrote it. He says, guys, did you know RFK is deeply ashamed of the condition he has that causes vocal chords to bounce.

I wonder if that made him evil. He should be. He should be ashamed of it. It's disgusting. What, like, I wish you would just do the robot thing, you know, like, like Stephen Hawking. Yeah. Like, for real, though. Just commit to the bit, like, actually, like, commit to it.

Nobody wants to hear you. You know, it's your duty if something's wrong with you to hide it from the rest of humanity so that we're not bothered or disgusty. by it. Like for me, for me, for example, um, uh, my penis looks like a twizzler. Oh,

you know, and so, and so naturally I hide it from everybody. Right. You know, I don't, I don't let, I don't let my partners see it.

I don't let my doctor see it. Good. I don't show it. I don't show it to people on the street. I always wear pants. It's good, man. Even in the, even in the shower,

in a hot tub in the pool at the beach, whatever. Because I understand like not everybody wants to see that. Right. You know, nobody wants to see that really. And so if RFK had any real morals, he would shut the fuck up because he would understand that like my Twizzler penis, no one wants to see that. No one wants to hear that.

It's a moral failing on his part, I think. You know? I couldn't agree more. Yeah, of course. Yeah. You should, though. You should agree more. I'll try.

How do you think RFK, do you? would sound if he had one of those robot voice things that you hold up to your throat. What do you think that would do to his voice? It would, it would have it made him sound like the crimson chin somehow. Oh, like he actually, like it's somehow,

like it's so fucked. Yeah, it's, it's so fucked that it actually sounds like way cool. Is that? Um, and way better. Dude,

speaking to your point of, uh, you know how like the yaw guy destroyed his political career. Like, in a way, we have progressed. pretty far that, you know, some people might say regression, but I see what you're saying. That we are tolerating a voice because like a dude, 15 years ago, this motherfucker, if he sounded

like that now and was like, I'm going to get out, get out immediately. He would have been shot by a witch or something. Like he wouldn't have made it that far. He would have scared a lot of older people. Like, no. And children. This goblin cannot run for anything. sorry. No, but now there is a there is a case to be made that like progressivism. Yeah, maybe maybe we

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These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. When you teach a child that, like, when you see like a little person walking down the street and you teach a child that that's okay yeah that uh that like oh sure whatever people are weird like a progerian is walking across the street and you're not allowed to look and you're just like oh well okay and then like rfk shows up with this demon voice and it's just like oh yeah i guess it's okay it's like no you should shun these people you shun the disabled and uh you know the differently abled and then the malformed and you know the you know a little like Peter Dinklage in a just world would not have any career.

He would be at a side show like wiping, cleaning windows on the first floor of buildings exclusively because that's realistically, you know, even that would be a challenge. That would, yeah. Yeah, I, look it, man, sometimes no sacrifice. As the Sam, the Whitwiki family says, no sacrifice, no victory.

There are some things you got to sacrifice, man. Wait, what's that last name? Wiki, you remember? Why is that familiar? Transformers. Sam Whitwicky, his family. So I think it's like Graham or a great-grandfather or something. No sacrifice, no victory.

That's in the Wiki mantra. And I happen to agree we have to sacrifice our morals, you know, and we have to sacrifice tolerance. Yeah. If it means, yeah, if not tolerating RFK's voice because it's sound scary would have protected us from stupid medical

legislation. I think it's worth it to, I don't know, make a guy with a weird, mangled like feel uncomfortable for the entirety. I mean, think about it. Even when it comes to like the commander in chief, right?

If we're like, okay, you can't be fat, you can't wear fucking makeup. You can't be retarded. You can't be fat. You can't be fat. you can't have weird hair. You can't be like, if you're gonna, if you're gonna be,

if you're gonna be black, white, red or orange, just pick one. Don't like mix and match. No vitilog, Vittaligo or Vittalago. Yeah,

none of that. That's fucking weird. No way. Yeah, it's just really should just be the most normal looking people possible. Yes. You know,

um, like the closest, like back then, back then it kind of, it was like kind of like that because of the point they complained about the tan suit. That was a bridge too far, dude. Obama's tan suit was a bridge too far.

Dude, I saw somebody trying to say, that was the wildest thing. It's like, oh, they're bringing up the tan suit hoax again. And I remember being like hoax. What do you mean? And there are people out there who insist, like, that never happened. No one, not that he didn't wear the tan suit.

There are people saying like, oh, Republicans didn't care that he wore tan suit. That's like, that's not real. It's like, brother, I lived through that. I saw it. These people. I saw on TV. I saw like fucking people on Fox News freaking out about it.

I heard Rush Limbaugh on talk radio freaking out about it. I remember this very vividly. So like the fact that there are people trying to convince you like, oh no, that that was, that's something that the left tries to point to, but it's not real. It's like brother. Like no. I hate how well that shit works were these, these, like the new media, right? Not the legacy media, but the new mainstream media.

They just say stuff like that, like what you just said. and then the people that watch them, they live through it too. But just it becomes a new zeitgeist where it's like, oh yeah, I remember that. And it's like, what the fuck, dude? You, this person just completely betrayed your lived experience.

And you have, there's not even, your subconscious is not even a little bit bothered. Do you not even feel like subconsciously uncomfortable at that like something? There's some turmoil going on. It is, it's phenomenal. man. I don't. I want that. No, I don't. What am I saying? I was going to be like, I want, I want that power, but no, I don't. I don't want that power. Not really. All right. Let's see.

Demons rage wrote in, hey guys, has anyone noticed that the lore of Charlie Kirk and Stephen Crowder are getting mixed together? The college campus changed my mind guy is Stephen Crowder, but I keep seeing people giving Kirk credit. Thoughts? Did Kirk pick up the mantle since Crowder faded into obscurity. I did notice this because even I made this mistake. Because I remember like, oh yeah, I thought he was the change around my guy, but no, it was Stephen Crowder. And what do you think about it? Like, oh, yeah, it's obviously Stephen Crowder. Yeah. But these people are so interchangeable that like, even as I, even as I point out that there is a distinction between them, I'm having a hard time really even remembering that that's even

true. Listen, Stephen Crowder, I, I had to bet money on this. I, I had to bet money on this. I've not looked into this. I imagine he has beef with Charlie Kirk. Like, like on, not probably on the surface because he doesn't want to like poison the well, I guess. Because they usually don't do that.

Candice Owens doesn't give a shit and maybe we'll bring that up. She's never giving a shit about poison the world, which is kind of hilarious that she just, they're all supposed to be like hive mind work together. Let's not be like the left where they're always in finding and shit, right? Like they would always say the left's eating itself. Like that was a big thing back in the day. And the right would always be agreeing with each other,

even if they fucking didn't. But I imagine because Charlie Kirk's turning point USA completely stole that format of change my mind. I imagine the fact that people don't remember Crowder and they only think about Charlie Kirk now probably must upset him. It must upset him. Because he's like, I pioneered that shit. I pioneered that.

In between sessions of beating my wife. I fucking, I pioneered this great. I don't know if that's, I don't think of it. Well, at least verbally abusing. You can at least say that. He definitely verbally. Yeah, there's that footage of him.

Watch it. He didn't beat his wife as far as I know, allegedly. But it is fucking. Fucking Jojo says that to me all the time. Like, we'll be like talking shit or whatever. She always goes, watch it.

It just burned in her brain now. It is a funny thing to say. Like it's, I mean, it's not, but it is. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. It is the same thing as like the I'm Alex thing. Where it's like, it's funny. It's funny that that's happening. And that's somebody like that is saying it. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know.

I haven't kept up with Candace Owens. I will say I saw a video of Candice Owens kind of like doing this weird. This is unfortunate. This is unfortunate news for me. But like I saw a video of Candace Owens going like she was, she was acting crazy or something online. And I mean like actually like she was like, that's not how it goes.

You see that clip? I haven't seen that clip, but I've seen other mannerisms of her doing weird shit like that. It's, it's. She's doing this crazy. Like it almost sounds like she's trying to like make it so that she can plea insanity in her her lawsuit. Because she's like she's doing these like it's like that's not how it works. Everyone are you afraid?

And I was looking at it. I was like this is unfortunate because I well look I recognize it now. It's no longer a problem. But I saw that video and I was like, oh damn, she's kind of she's hot here. And I was just like, oh, man, man, this is, this is, this is bad. This is bad news. This is bad news for old Chris, you know? Oh yeah?

That that works. Yeah, like, I just, like, there was something crazy in that video. It was like, oh, this is, this works. This works for me. I see something here. And I'm like, oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Step back. You definitely got to be careful.

She's, uh, I'm an adult now. I've grown up, but like, I just, I, I, but I, you know, it's like when you, when, uh, whatever you do therapy or something or like, if you've ever been addicted, you, you realize like, oh, this is a trigger, you know, that's going to send you. So it's like, I noticed it. I was like, oh, no, that's so bad. Got to be careful. I, I see those people say things like that.

There's this page called mugshot shawdies. And there's a bunch of people, what you're saying is essentially what people notice sometimes are like, oh, geez, like this is, that they'll notice little things about like just the way that they look or there's like a something about them. They're like, oh, man, this would, I know she's trouble, but this would like, this could lasso me in. And you kind of. This would have worked this.

this would have worked on an older, less experienced, or a younger, I guess, less experienced version of me. Yes, absolutely that. That's, that's, that's right. Exactly. It's, uh, it's so funny. It's no wonder why she's so, uh, popular. And yeah, I reluctantly, I was trying to find, look, man, unfortunately, a lot of people

that are, I would say on the level and normal or like, say even like, just progressive, they, they're not really talking about some video. She did some live streams recently talking about the Charlie Kirk stuff. And I was trying to get like a synopsis of what's going on from some reasonable people, but they're just not really touching it. Unfortunately, only crazy people on the rider touching it. And I'm like, I'm not. I can't. So I reluctantly, while on the elliptical watched a part of two of her videos that had to do with like specific things. I'm like, I can't believe I'm watching this bitch. And the thing is though, the stuff, what upsets me about her is like, man, if she was, she, I understand she's grifting and making a ton of money. I get it. She actually could have been really talented because some of her investigative journalism, like when she's doing that trans shit, it's fucking garbage, right, about a Macron's wife.

It's complete fucking garbage. But then when the investigative journalist she was doing about like footage that was on the, on the college campus that she, and her team or whatever, track stuff that people just don't have the patience for doing to tracking down original footage who actually got this and doing the string of getting numbers and all this stuff. And I'm like, what the fuck, bitch?

Like, you can actually be really a good journalism if you wanted to. But that's because she cares. Because she was actually, he was the only person who actually seemed to be like a real friend of this guy. A real friend of Charlie Kirkwood's just so. So she cares. She does care.

In a way that nobody else really does. Yeah. I mean, I certainly don't give it. No, most of the people that are surrounded don't, like, this may sound rude, but just from like mannerisms of Erica Kirk, I was like, I honestly, and just historically when we're talking about, like, say, conservative wives are not treated well. Because obviously, because even though like that traditionally it's like, oh, they need to be like this. And usually women nowadays want some sort of autonomy.

so they don't enjoy living with this. And what I'm saying is, like I said, this might sound rude. And I know some people grieve in their own ways, but usually we can kind of tell, it was kind of like when, I don't know if you remember, you can tell when people are being a little bit inauthentic.

And I'll give an example on the other side of the aisle when Trayvon Martin got killed, right? And then Obama was like trying to fake wipe no tears away. And he's like, he, like he looked like he would have been like my son, I was like, bro, this is so fucking performative. It's pissing me off. And yeah, yeah. Like, it's like, brother, you killed like five people this morning.

And so like, sometimes you, you see these in us like, so it's like be unbiased and look at this in a vacuum if you can. I know some people cannot. But my point being is that I do believe that Candace Owens genuinely cared. And most people surrounding Charlie Kirk really don't seem to be that heartbroken. It's like some, you'll see some videos of like that guy that was crying, that old that was bawling his eyes out. I'm like, there's a genuine person

who really fucking was deeply affected by this versus seeing all the performed people on stage with fucking sparklers and shit. It looks like a Batista coming out and a fucking entrance and shit. I'm like, bro, this is crazy. But yeah, dude, this can of his own shit is weird and some people are thinking

she's going to get blasted necks because she's prodding so many things that. She's basically making the FBI. I have a rebuttal though. She's making the FBI look retarded. but I'm like, guys, they are retarded right now. Yeah, it's, we don't have a good FBI. Yeah.

We arguably never had a great FBI. Sure. But like, this is like, right now it's next one. Now it's like the summer school FBI, like the remedial, uh, or the remedial math. Yeah. FBI, you know, or it's just like it's Cash Patel just sitting there pretending to do things. Just bugging the fuck out clearly on a bunch of uppers on fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Absolutely. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's, uh, it's, I haven't looked super deeply into any of it. I, I, I saw Kyle Kalinsky did like a thing where he's talking about like, uh, where he was covering some of the footage that like people brought up. And it's like, oh, it looks like he got hit from the back and, you know, it's all this stuff. That's a big one. That's a big one that all the gun experts, dude, people on the right that, you know, people that probably think Charlie Kirk was the man. They're like, uh, no.

as far as, because like the official what like, oh, the person that examined him and shit, oh man of steel body, it bounced off his body. Like, that's insane. And then they're like, bro, no way. And then, because me, like, I'm not a gun person. I only know, I only know about like handguns a little bit. And then I just know about fucking shotguns.

Because I own a shotgun. Right. So as far as any other type of bullets, like the 30-0.6, I didn't know what the 30-od6 can do until experts told me what they can do. and they're like like literally like right wing experts by the way like people who are like lean lean right i saw people being like that was not a 30 a 0.6 no way they're like and you see what a 30 ought six does and you're like oh yeah clearly that was not a 30 odd six i saw that was a

30 odd six yeah dude like he would have charlie kirk would have looked like like a gears of war asset if if that was a if that was a 30 odd six it would have looked it would have looked like like someone wall bounced up to him yeah and just to eviscerate it. So like it's clearly not a 30 out six. So that story's wrong. Yeah. Even the sound effect, actually, I thought that was kind of interesting because like it. Oh, I didn't know about the sound of it. Well, because like what, like, if you like heard like what they were describing like a 30 odd six versus like what kind of rifle it sounded like a crack. It sounded lighter to me. A crack versus a boom. Like this experts talking about things and I was like,

this is fascinating. Where I'm at right now with this is either there is a cover up going on. we don't know why, or the FBI literally got everything possible wrong. Like, everything is wrong, you know, which is a very big possibility that they just got literally everything wrong. Yeah, because to me, like, I'm still, I'm not of the belief that he got hit from the, I still think, like, looking at the footage, it looks pretty clear to me. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay.

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It's a fucking mess. And I can only imagine if this happened under the Biden administration, I can't even imagine the alarm bells of the conspiracy. It would be Christmas. It would be like this is the most joyous. We're going to make so much money now because of, of like, of course it's a cover-up and a conspiracy and it's this and this and this and that.

Like there's no, like Alex Jones is still kind of teetering like, well, we don't know what's going on yet. I don't know. Maybe it could be Mossad. I don't know. Like it would be clearly, oh, Joe Biden did it himself. I saw him running on the roof. Like, you know, like, and I'm going to be honest,

I kind of, I'm a little disappointing. It's not that because I would, I want people to go full blown. I just, but yeah, I want some escapeism. The most full-blown I went with it was like, I feel, if you know a little bit about history, you might know about like this, I think it's name is Ernst von Roth. Do you know that guy? He was like one of the, he was like a diplomat who was assassinated by like a Jewish guy in, in Paris, I think, in like the late 30s.

And it, that was like the pretext or like that was like kind of like the excuse that, uh, the government made for crystal knocked like to like clamp down on like. like freedoms because like oh and I remember when this happened I remember me like oh my god this is this is like a modern like they're going to use this to like clamp down on freedom like are they're going to use this to clamp down on like what you can say and what what you're allowed to speak thank and and stuff like that I don't know if luckily we haven't fallen that far down yet where that's possible but like we're closer than we should be yeah dude speaking speaking of that because there was somebody because there was another I guess event that was more about consolidating not the kicking off the crystal knot and stuff like that, but consolidating basically for the, you know, the Nazi party to really take over and like totalitarian shit was when the burning of the Reichstag. And there's just like Nazi on Twitter that first of all he was mad that, oh, right wingers are being called Nazis. And then he says, this is our Reichstag. And I'm like, dude, you. You just told down yourself. And that's so crazy. The reason I'm bringing this guy up is because.

because I think he deleted this tweet, but he was arguing. He was arguing with people. And he responded, first of all, so he showed himself and he doxes himself. And so he doxes himself and that, like, I want to play this. And I don't, you know,

he literally did it himself. He was saying, show up to my place and I'll kill you, I'll rape you. I'm going to, I want to show you what this guy looks like. That is great. And then I want to show you like what he sounds like

and show you like these. alpha male fucking perfect like western oh no it's heels versus baby listen to this no actually no it's not that's he's worse he's worse this guy's a little worse this guy has a dent in his head for whatever reason um oh no listen to listen to this and look i i might be i'll be generous and i'll bleep out as a dress because this guy is just sure yeah yeah for his own good he's clearly mentally unwell he is And he has a lisp. It's, it's all bad.

But, like, listen to this guy. This is a reply to a tweet. Oh, you're going to put me in a camp? Just try it. 15 Demarest Avenue, Nanu, in New York. Because you know what's going to happen? I'm going to rape you. I'm going to rape you to death.

You're going to get to hell, and you're going to have to explain to Satan how you got down here. Oh, I was raped to death. Yeah, try it, buddy. Put me in a camp. 15 Demarest Avenue, Naniel at New York. Try it. I'm going to rape you. Yeah.

So that's the guy who said This is our right This is the guy I said this And he has a very large following I'm gonna his name's um I fucking You probably have seen one or two of his tweets Because he's a

Matt Forney Oh man I don't know It doesn't sound It doesn't ring a bell but like maybe Okay But yeah he's obviously a little You know But yeah he's a massive bigot

Nazi dude that also tries to pretend like he hates Being called a Nazi Even though this is our Reichstadt and then threatens to rape people. Well, dude, did you see the Alex Jones with his Hitler mustache? Did you see that? No!

You didn't see that? Look up Alex Jones on Twitter right now. I bet it'll be one of the first things. So he has a Hitler mustache now and he said like, I'm finally, I'm embracing to look the Democrats. I want to be like the Democrats. And he's like doing like, you know, the standard kind of like he's trying to wash it.

But like the thing that's funny is like all the comments are just like based actually. and then like all of his followers are like why is he always like go after Hitler it's so funny it's like it completely fell flat with his audience entirely because his audience are like Hitler's cool what do you mean

especially since he keeps inviting Nick Flintes on his fucking show it is fucking is it are you seeing it dude he looks way too related to Hitler it's kind of crazy like it works on him actually

if you get Adolf Hitler and then Photoshop him bald like the facial it's actually kind of very you got to if you put the hair on him it would be nuts put the hair on Alex Jones and then you can see it like I can actually see I'm like dude

this is crazy I can't fucking believe I can't believe why do they all look like it's like they got they got Sam Hyde head like they're all so like roided out they're all on HGH their human growth hormone that is HGH head it basically turns you into those Frankenstein monster

They look like thumb They do It's fucking crazy Sam Hyde All of them It's HGH brain Is what I call it But it's

It is In the bodybuilding industry It's so obvious Who's on it And who's not It's so funny That's why they all Look at the fucking

Same I can't fucking believe this I cannot Fucking believe this That he's just like Oh let me just Uh put I am just guys look it listen listen there are people that are listening right now

you need to understand yes Alex Jones always been crazy when 9-11 happened he jumped on a broadcast immediately and started like speculating that it was Jews and stuff like that he's always been crazy but he's always had a part to him that was completely anti-authoritarian anti-authoritarian, anti-totelitarianism. You would talk about 1984 in every fucking, like, it was almost like sermon type shit. And he was like anti-fucking Nazi. He was anti-this, this, that.

He was anti-the-fucking Bush administration. He was anti-fucking the fucking, let's see, Glass Eagle in the Bush, I mean, in the Clinton era. He was, you know, anti-Fucking NAFTA and GATT. He was, you know, like, there was all these things that, like, led to things happening, like the housing bubble bursting, the Patriot Act, the National Defense, authorization. There is things that you're like, okay, this guy, even though he has these

stupid-ass conspiracy theories, when he's talking about real shit, like, he's saying he's speaking truth to power. That is one billion percent gone. And it's crazy seeing that guy that would criticize both sides of the aisle being completely downplaying everything that Trump's been doing, now completely cosplaying as Hitler. I'm just like, what the fuck is going on. Now, maybe I guess that's what happens when you, you know, you reap what you so with Sandy hook and then he just lost his mind, I guess. Oh, yeah, I guess so. I mean, like it's like, it's, it is, it is his own fault. It's one of those things where it's like, yeah, I could see, I could see being the center of like a national damn near global, um, you know, lawsuit

that is as intense as that would be would fry your brain even more than. it was, than it already was to get you in that situation to be to begin with. But it is your fault. 100% like, you're fucking moron, dude. It's just, I'm surprised. I'm surprised he even believed that Charlie was dead. I thought he was going to, I thought he was going to go like, it's an actor, it's a double. Right. It's body double. It's, it's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's carly chirk. That was his classic go to, right? Um, every type of, like, major attack happening was fake, but he'd always have to take it to an extreme. Like, when there would be something that looked weird, and then he would have to exaggerate

it, you know, and it was like in the Boston bombing, like there was, because there's always weird shit happening. There's certain things that you can't explain. You're like, bro, that's just what happens. It's like science, right? There's some things you can't explain. And we may not know for a very long time because there's nothing to figure it out yet. And we have to just sit on it.

But then the conspiracy theorist has to have the, you know, as the, you know, as the, you you would call the god of the gaps for scientific explanations. I guess it's the god of the conspiratorial gap, I guess. I don't know what you would call it. So they have to have an answer for it immediately. This is so crazy. What a fun timeline. This is a fun one.

I'm going to read this and then we'll get to another one. But it's your boy, Shawnee Dee. Yo, Cretaceous Chris, Sween the Bean and Pooh Pilot. This is mostly for Sweeney since he likes critical role. Now, we'll get you, we'll get you for the next one. I just want to, I just love the idea of us getting to that question without him being in it. Yeah, yeah. What is this?

Oh, uh, what is this? Oh, okay, I know what he's saying. Hello white, semi white and dark. Since Chris is a retarded Zimmer hater, I love to hear Samin Derek rank all of his scores. Mine is gladiator for sure. Elysium got me through some tough times. Peace. Peace and love.

been watching since episode zero and Chris in 2015. Well, appreciate you, man. Appreciate your. That's a long, that's it. You're an OG at that point. 2015 is crazy really. Wow. That's interesting. Yeah, I mean, ranking the score, that's actually something that

I just started posting on my music channel again. I've been like, I've been basically, I'm seeing if I can revive my channels, seeing if it happen. I actually don't have high helps for it, but I'm like, you know, fuck it. I'm more just trying to challenge myself to push myself. to make more shit. But, yeah.

That actually would be a good video of ranking the, let me take this gum out, sorry. The ranking that would be really interesting because I never really thought about the other than like, yeah, just object, just by default, Gladiator soundtrack is my favorite. I have a Pavlovian response when I hear one of the tracks. Like it almost like chokes me up every time I hear it.

So that really, anything that touches you like that has to default be like one of the most important things to you. you know, yeah. But damn, that's actually interesting. I never thought about ranking them. But I'm a big fan. I remember when you started, there was a video of him talking about Dune

and making the Dune score. And I just like, seeing how many people, because I just commented on the video saying something like, I don't know, dude is giving me more chills than the cold and seeing like how much that's resonated with like the comment section. It was like, I was like,

I'm glad all these people, understand like because I think that's more of it like it's not like because I understand what you're saying Chris about like not why he's not your favorite because uh because he he he is a vibe guy like absolutely I am I I I want to be clear I'm playing a lot of sure like I think he's I think he's good I just don't think he's he's definitely not like one of my top right but also but also a lot of the stuff that he's made I also just haven't really spent a lot of time with like I played Call of Duty a little bit. I always kind of didn't love it in comparison to a lot of the other stuff that I was playing at the time.

So like that really didn't work for me. Gladiator is the biggest thing. I love Gladiator. And I guess Pirates, if that's him as well. Although Pirates, I think stands alone because I didn't really, I didn't really fuck with the Pirates of the Caribbean movies that much.

I just love that score. But, you know, a lot of his other stuff I just straight up haven't seen. You know, and I have no context for a lot of that music. and context kind of does make it a lot of the time. Like I've definitely heard soundtracks for games and stuff

where I'm just ahead of time and I'm like, yeah, this is good. And then you hear it in the context of the game and then you hear it after you understand that context. And you're like, oh, this hits way better. Now that I know like what this is associated with and like, you know, I just don't have that a lot with Hans Zimmer. I see. Yeah.

No, that makes sense. Yeah. If I do that video, I don't know, I'll mention it on the next show or something. I don't know. Yeah. All right, let's see. Wait, okay, okay, so here we go. What is this, Randiip Kang?

He says, hi guys. I personally think that picture of Chris where he pushes his glasses a little bit outward, making it look like he has tiny eyes, can be a great scumback shirt. Which one? He has an imager link that I'm a little scared to. Yeah. You have done that a few times. So yeah, there's got to be a few of those.

Yeah, there's definitely, I think I know exactly which one he's talking about. Oh, my God. It's from the Elvis the Alien video, yeah. Jesus Christ. Oh, perfect. Yeah, that's a good scumbag. That's not bad. That's not bad.

I hope Kingston can find the one. Oh, that he claimed to have had saved it? Yeah, like, yeah, that he said was my picture on his phone. and then he just completely like, I don't, I don't, that's so funny. He literally, I think he just says things.

I think he just says things. Yeah, he just, he just, he just, he just weaves, you know, like he just weaves.

Then he comes back. Yeah, no bobbing. Just weaving. What the fuck did I, what was proposed, uh, to be mine?

I, I don't remember. I think it was the Joker one, but I feel like there's, I feel like there's, I feel like there's one that I saw recently. Because I was going through my camera roll on my old phone because I found,

it in a box. I was like, oh shit, my old phone. I wonder what's on here. I was mainly looking for like, um, songs that I know for a fact that I had like half written and like recorded. And it's just like, oh, I got to find some of these because I'm sure there's some stuff. Yeah. And there were. But like, this is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go, especially when it has a story attached to it. When you pass something on, you want to know it's being handled with respect. I took part in my first ever giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. Some of them were truly one of a kind

pieces connected to specific moments, TV sets, or from personal collections. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. Sure, people who wanted a pair of my jeans could get them, but people who might be a different size than and me could buy accessories. If you're a size eight, you're lucky, because that's my shoe size. They could do purses, jewelry, all sorts of things. Some people needed winterwear. Some people wanted summer dresses. It wound up being so much fun. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. When energy dips, your reviving routine deserves more than a quick fix. Reach for vital

Proteins collagen and protein shake and chocolate with 30 grams of protein and 10 grams of collagen peptides. It helps support healthy hair, skin, nails, and joints in a smooth, ready-to-drink shake. So your afternoon reset actually sets you up for success. Vital Proteins. Stay vital. Visit VitalProtines.com to get started. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I was scrolling and I saw like a flash of like this. It's just you like like this like like really close. I thought it was like oh that would make a good scumback shirt.

But I scroll back up and I couldn't find it. There's like 6,000 photos. Oh geez. Yeah. I'm like I just like I lost it. But that would be a good one. But I think the one that we suggested was the one of you with the Joker pain. Right.

Yeah. That is correct. I do remember now. Which I think would also be good. but uh where are we at hour and 40 all right let's let's get let's get two more and then we'll we'll wrap it up yes sir what the fuck is this no she needs to be hanged by your eyelids rod and he says you guys should make a gay

parody that's first of all that's crazy uh you guys you guys should make a gay parody of this song of this Sandy Hook tribute song that Will I Am produced for the 13th anniversary of the shooting this December. Listen, no. We're not going to make a gay parody of a fucking school shooting song. Maybe like the most you would get out of us

to do something similar to that and maybe pumped up kicks. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because that, because I could see that working. And that's also like a real song. Yeah, it's not a fucking tribute. He's just Christ Oh my God

I think the song Tribute by Tenacious D actually could work as a gay parody I think that would be actually You know It's the gayest song in the world Or something It's not the gay

Or I don't fucking know dude Tenacious dick obviously You know what I'm saying Tenacious dick would clearly be So Yeah just a thought We do need it's been It's been a minute

We kind of We've kind of we have not done one in a very long time. Yeah. Let's see. Pin the fucking thread. What do you mean? It is pinned.

You guys just say things. You guys just say things. Pin the thread. They're talking about the question thread. It's here, brother. I'm looking at it right now. It says pinned right over it. Was it not pinned like the second you posted it?

Was that the problem? It was pinned literally, like, first of all, he wrote this question. He wrote this out 17 hours ago. Huh. It's been pinned the entire month of, we're in, we're at the 26th. Which by the way, Halo 3 is 18 years old as of yesterday. Oh, wow. Just crazy.

It's like really upsetting. Jesus Christ. It is weird. Once you get in your 30s, man, everything's just kind of like rolling by. And you feel like it was like, oh, wasn't that long ago. Like, yeah, it was. no yeah it's just like it doesn't feel it's it feels weird to vividly remember 20 years ago you know it does like that's the thing is because that that that's a new experience when you're getting into

your late 20s and your 30s 100% where like that you don't have before it and I I assume it'll get like mundane at a certain point but like when it's fresh you're just like oh yeah I remember 20 years ago I remember I was doing this and like I had autonomy like I had autonomy 20 years I could make a decision to go do something. Right. Without like, I mean, I shouldn't do without my parents knowing, but like I could have. And so like that's crazy. That's new.

Oh, so here we go. Here's an interesting one. Heath back from the fields. What did I miss? Hello, my favorite work appropriate podcast. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Not a question, just a shameful story.

At episode 356, you asked, who even calls the FBI? Oh, shit. And he says, I did on my. I was in middle school and had a T-Mobile sidekick with access to the internet and Wi-Fi at home, a dangerous combo. Needless to say, I basically used it for porn. Yeah, I mean, why would you? One morning I was, one morning I was watching some milf, J-A-V. J-A-V? I don't know what that.

J-O-V? Did you mean J-O-V? No. I don't know what I don't know what Jav is I'm gonna look it up yeah JV porn meaning Oh is that like

Japanese adult video Is that what it is? Probably let's see Because I feel like I remember that With like I remember that I feel like I remember that Being next to a lot of Asians Um

Yeah A lot of Asian videos Adult videos So JV yeah That's right Is that literally what it means Japanese adult video That's crazy

That's insane I can't believe it's So it's just like, MILF, but like, it's like, it's basically like saying,

you know, cartoon and anime, I guess, um, is that, because is that, is that, is that not just porn?

I guess so. Yeah, like, Japanese adult video and porn, I think are kind of, I guess because in Japan, there's like, I don't know,

whatever. I don't know enough about this show. Okay. But he says, anyway, at, at, at, like,

and he was watching some of this milf JV porn at 240P when my phone blacked out and I had a notice that my phone had been locked by Prism for a least, for illegal activity.

Prism. What the hell? I don't even know what that is. Is that like an internet fucking service provider? I mean like like CompuServer AOL or something. Is it like like that? That sounds that sounds familiar

but like familiar from like the 2000s. So like I don't know how I don't know if I'm even remembering the right thing. It says for illegal activity that if I don't pay $500 fines my info would be forwarded to the FBI. That's not real. That's clearly like a like a virus or like a scam. Yeah. scam. You see that all the time on like, uh, on porn sites too. Like, there'll be like a, sometimes they'll, they'll be like an iPhone pop up or something that looks like an iPhone pop up that says like,

uh, you know, you've been fined or something. It's like pay here. And it's just like I can't, I can't, I can't believe that works on people. But anyway, he says, in a horny panic, I emailed my local regional FBI HQ and apologized for looking at pirated porn while underage and beg them not to tell my parents. That's awesome. They actually got back to me and told me it was probably a virus I got from the porn site and that I just needed to take it to Geek Squad to get it fixed. Damn.

The FBI is doing fucking marketing for Geek Squad. Dude. They have like a deal with Geek Squad where like every time somebody calls him with some bullshit like they send them to him. That's wild. He says they also advised me to put down the porn and focus on school instead. I was absolutely mortified and embarrassed by the time. It's a funny story now.

How old are you? That's my curiosity whenever a story like this comes up. Because you had a phone with access to the internet. There's a sidekick. Like how old were you at the time? Because I could see this happening to me when I was like. Did he say the grade or anything? No, no indication of anything like that.

But like that sounds like 11 or like, you know, that sounds like on the younger side, like 10. Yeah. Because if you're like 14 and doing this, it's like whenever you would get the text, like send this to five people or you'll die tonight or something. Remember those? I do. And people, I remember getting those messages from friends of mine. I'm like, brother, we're 15.

Like we're too, like we can't be like, you can't believe this. And I remember people will be like, it's just a precaution, man. Oh, yeah. I'm just like, all right, man. I love the intellectualizing people will do to make something very stupid scene. intelligent. Just like, hey man, you never know. Yeah, well, yeah, I actually, I actually do know about this one for once.

Like, I am, I actually do know. I am, I hold the knowledge of this. I am correct. I know that I'm not going to die if I don't send this five times. I am deeply confident in that. Speaking of the FBI, do you see that thing about like how they had like, I saw this news floating around, but I couldn't tell like how verifiable it was where they were just like they were talking about like how we had like 200 something

agents at January 6th or something. They're like plain clothes. Oh, yeah. What was that about? Like, I still don't, I still have to look deeper into it. There's, I mean, I just, I don't know exactly what is if it's completely, if it's related to all the bullshit that's been going on before. With, uh, yeah. Yeah, dude, it's like, okay, so I know, I don't know, I didn't look into it, but I know, uh, so James Colmy was indicted.

Um, I know there's, there's beefing going on. the thing that's crazy to me is, I need to look into this more because I know, yeah, we both do. Yeah, we both do. And Trump were cool at one point. Obviously, I think he's, I think he's, I think he was involved in a lot of that Russia bullshit. It's just like, it's been too long. Too much has happened to where it kind of replaced some of that information for me. Yeah, yeah.

But like, I got to brush up on it. Yeah. But I, I'm wondering, because I just know there's a lot of bullshit going on because of the nepotism. I think there's a lot Like the stuff that's going on now Is all the loyalty test and the nepotism that replaced all the Compit like there's so much weird shit going on I'm waiting for this to happen with the with the with the you know the For for RFK Jr essentially

I'm waiting for the big wave of bullshit and lawsuits to go on with like the The HHS and anything related to it because I feel like that's way more pressing than any of the FBI shit that's going on You know in my opinion So I am going to look into that because I feel like, I don't know. So I always tell me that I want to actually step away from all this shit and not, it's already fucked. So it's like, what's the point?

But then I, then I immediately be like, no, I should keep up with what's happening. I should, I guess. All right. And last one. Let's try to make it a good one. Logan McDaniel. This might not be a good one. I don't know. I'm reading it though.

Logan McDaniel wrote and he says, hello, Hello, solid swine, liquid, liquid swine, and naked swine. Nice. It's been very funny. It's been funny to see a lot of content creators I watch become Metal Gear brain at the same time I am, obviously because of Delta.

For an extra ammo, you guys should create your own absurd Metal Gear alternate history timeline of events for contemporary history moment, i.e. The Mossad takes out Harambe. Massad killed Arabe to plunge us deep into meme culture. so that we didn't take anything seriously? It's not a...

Oh, man. Massad or the Russians because it was around the same time, the Russian interference. Because some people, not as many as people were saying, but some people did ride in Harambe. Yeah, it was a...

Jesus Christ. I would be wild if that was like a plant, like an Acelot style like we planned this from the beginning. Like I knew, like I put that stupid kid in the, in the, in the guerrilla exhibit. it knowing that they would kill him and knowing that like they would be this outpouring support knowing that people would throw their vote away that'd be kind of that would be so that's so cool I love how dumb that is yeah yeah or punished venom Ethan Ralph oh man much love keep up

good podcast it's been a minute I don't know I haven't I don't know I haven't you're my only link to that yeah I haven't been looking for those uh it was just like anytime those guys uh start talking about politics or anything, I immediately my eyes glaze over and I'm like, all right, I forget, because I have to, so I'll see if they've been talking about Ethan Ralph, because it's the only thing that I could stand to watch them. If they would talk about JF or Ethan Ralph,

anything else, I couldn't care less or it's just objectively wrong. You know, and like, I hate saying objectively wrong, but it's, they're, they're, the type of content where, of course, they're wrong, because the correct boring opinion will not maximize their profits. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.

The correct, the thing that is often correct is the thing that is often the least sensation. Yeah. And that doesn't, that's not, it's not good for. It's not good for clicks. It's not good for donations. So you would have to actually be, you would have to actually be funny. Yeah. You know, to actually make something.

100%. So anyway. With that said, we're going to, we're going to wrap it up a little bit early. I'm just eager to get back in person. So we'll see you next week. We'll have our Sweeney Animatronic in. So be sure to write in about that. Be sure to you ask us questions about it.

And give us feedback. By the way, the Sweeney Animatronic that we're going to be utilizing will also tweet. It will also, like, it'll do all the same. same things that you won't notice. If we didn't tell you anything, you would have just thought that he was entirely fine this whole time. But like, you know, we're just letting you know. So keep an eye out for it. Give us some suggestions for patch notes, some updates.

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Oh I just got a text message a little bit Friend someone's coming over To borrow something Give me Is it Dennis Prager Give me 15 minutes No it's a friend of mine is borrowing a bike Oh it's not

It's not it's not It's not it's not it's not a breaker It is it's not as far as I know it's not But anything is possible Okay got you Yeah I think I feel like I saw him say something recently

That was interesting Is he like back? Because I remember he I don't know if he's back Or if I just saw an old clip That just resurfaced But like I saw a clip of him debating Whether or not fantasizing

About children is evil This is real by the way He's He he airs on no Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before. There was something about it that felt almost unnecessary in a world where everything lives on our phones. But I wanted to change that. So I started the hunt for a point and shoot camera. When I finally found the perfect one on eBay, I didn't keep it to

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Killamiluswara the third. Snarktanks, Hungish Transgirl. Dedicated. Hungus trans girl is going to Ohio. Obese Draugger. That would be crazy. Chris saying the mortar name more and more quiet.

Day without Sween number five. I'm going to kill the president with a mortar. Call that pussy the matrix. Oh, my God. Because I'm in this bitch and can't get out. His prayer you're not doing well, bro. He's got like a tube in his fucking. And like he's, I don't think he can breathe on his own.

Wait, wait, put in this, put in. Yeah, I'll show you. The Riverside fat. What are you talking about? Oh, yeah, because didn't he, didn't he like fall down like an escalator and like, or something, like some crazy thing. Yeah, I know something happened to him. Didn't, yeah, I don't, I don't remember what, but yeah, so maybe what you're saying.

But I just saw on the Prager you channel, this was two days ago. It says Prager's reaction to Charlie Kirk's Memorial. And I was like, bro, he looks rough. Oh, geez. Jesus. Like, Whoa, that's crazy. Hey, man, maybe it's time to stop making content.

Yeah. Like, just, it's time to wrap it up, too. It's time to wrap it up. Like, you don't need to make content. Or at the very least, you don't need to be on camera. Oh, no. He sounds like RFK too. Oh, my God.

I didn't even listen until, oh, Jesus Christ. That's an. Oh, geez. You gotta go to bed, man. Just relax. Go off on a beach show. I actually feel bad for you. A little bit.

Like, yeah, he's a monster, but geez, bro. I don't need to see people suffering. I really don't like seeing anybody suffer. That makes me sad. That's a bummer. It's like, it's like, remember when they fucking wheeled out Jimmy Carter?

Remember when they wheeled out Jimmy Carter? When he's fucking, oh yeah. Like, he was literally like just probably seconds from dying. Dude, yeah, I just, I don't know. It's hard for me to see old people, like, like, even if I, even if I can't stand them. It's just like, oh, geez, dude. It's like, it's like seeing a dog, you know, and it's like, it's coughing.

And it's like it's 22. Yeah. It's blind as shit. It's like a complete. It's blind as fuck. It's pelvis looks crazy. It looks like Batman's cowl. Like it's just, that is nuts.

Yeah, it's just, I don't know. That's. That's that's actually depressing. Anyway, switch Sweeney and Derek again for the troll, L.O.L. Two rats in a trench coat. Sam Porter bitches. Eight uranium and busted on his face, melted right through the bone. Spider pointing eight guns at you from the Popemobile.

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After 26 years all homeless welcome Let's go Let's go Kingston in the Powerpuff girls Riders room be like What if instead of the Routy Rough Boys They were the Routy Rough and Words Yeah yeah

He'll appreciate Appreciate that. Keep that name. He'll appreciate it. Sween, please show off your sneaker collection. I'm a comedian from Israel, and this is my podcast. Nice. Brandy Hutzel, Ben Shapiro crashing out after finding out his sister got breast reductions, aka the Masad Milkers have been reduced. Blonde blue-eyed German man campaigning to make Pokemon 2D again.

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Had that boy leaking Charlie Squirt? Predators are Jamaican coated. Not the sex kind. What do you mean? Wait, I don't understand. Predators are Jamaican, oh, like the alien. Did you go because of the dread? Yeah.

Okay, yeah, all right. I guess that makes more sense. Oh, but I really confused me for a second. Obama, when he met Michelle, be like, let me be queer. Kingston is becoming genuinely irritating to listen to you. Please fire him now. Well, we replaced him with an animatronic. So don't worry.

You got your wish technically in a roundabout way. He's been, you know, eviscerated in Costa Rica. but like I mean, you won't get you won't get you'll get anitronic swine from here on out. Shot up Uncle Charlie jacking off with a vegetable peeler. Live action snark tank, swine played by Pierce Morgan and Derek's destiny. That's crazy. Jesus. You look like you could use a fucking lamp.

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I don't know. I don't think that is a proper, like you wouldn't, but I can't, you know, I can't say. I don't fucking know. Like would Jane Goodall refer to a gorilla as like that gorilla's friend? I don't think so. I hope so. Hodor is actually telling bitches to leave

Hodor. Ooh. It's an interesting theory for Harry Potter, whatever that character's from. What is that? That's Game of Thrones, right?

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What is it? How many dicks Must a Man suck on to be a flaming F slur i don't know what it is i don't know enough bob dillan to be fair though i really only know like hurricane i know hurricane i know times they are a change in sure um i actually meant to see that movie the chalemy movie but i just never got around to it um adam ruins everything versus sheldon cooper i have relapsed and now i'm back on the teat hamster and a sock is now plus five after extensive use uh chris raygon in his

Phil Ox era be like we only care about killing when we see it in 4K. Since Sweeney is the mascot of the group, when are we getting the Sweeney plushy in the shop? When we can figure out how to make that. I'm gonna come in your ODST hat, Chris. Please don't. That was a custom-made hat.

You know, wasn't super expensive, but it was enough that I would prefer it, not to be cummed in. Craig the Canadian, freaky. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Comethap, is this true? What happened to freedom of speech and not freedom from consequences, fellas?

It was me, Barry. I was the one who unwiped your ass just as you pulled your pants up. Kim Jong and the Keith Corps, what's more dangerous? Shouting the hardest of N-words you can were whispering, we should form a union in an Amazon warehouse. Fun fact, the rapture did happen. Nobody went. No, why did you?

No, I'd just say that. Fumble the 6th3 trans girl. Should I kill myself? Yes. She likely thinks Charlie Kirk is about her because her husband is a, Christo-fascist by comparison? Maybe. I call the comments that are just pouring good about this.

Yeah, it's like, I saw somebody get mad. There's one in the, in the, I saw it when I, when I disappeared. Oh, what are you saying? Oh, sorry, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. There's one in the, there's, there's one of these names that, like, it's angry at us for, like, what we said about shoe, but like, all the worst shit that we said about shoe was, like, name write-ins. Right.

That we didn't even say. Yeah. When my thing fucked up and I left, that's when you read the name, so I wasn't there for it. And so like when I edited the episode and I caught that part and... This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. They were items that marked huge moments in my life and in my career.

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Like he's like he's participating in the name read. So he understands the big. Does he though? But he still got mad. Charlie Kirk, maybe Charlie Kirk was just hyper autistic and his special interest was getting shot in the carotid artery. Gay House be like,

I will guest on Snartank. I wish. Yeah, that would be great if gay house. Yeah. I am gay house. Hello, it's me gay house. Obi won't you blow me? Jackson Vernon.

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has all their sound amplified i don't know i guess amplified sound because that kind of sounds like a useful superpower as opposed to just having vague schizophrenia. Where you just hallucinate a random person every now and again?

You guys are such a little bitches for jumping on shoe on head and has committed wrong thing for on the shoe on head has given it wrong think bandwagon yes, that's what we said. Wrong thing. That's exactly what we, that's exactly what we said and implied. Yeah. Fah Ann.

Lesbian cunt, evil edition. Charlie Merck the JK and JK rally is short for gigantic cunt. John Strickland, Merck's 1889. What's your sign? Slippery and wet dumb bitch. The first search of key David presents Sween the darkest cracker the way Derek mispronounces

posthumously hurts. How do you? I feel like, um, I remember, I think, I don't know how to say that word. Well,

it's posthumously. The thing is, I think I remember this. Now, um, people say posthumously, right? I guess it, I think no,

I think, I think I mispronounced it, but then I think I, I guess it depends on, I think how you pronounce it depends on what region you're from, but I actually added extra syllables into, I think, or I mispronounce it. But I feel like I remember I corrected myself. I would have to like, obviously I don't care enough to like where I remember that vividly. But I remember I was talking about it and like,

I think I said humanist on accident. But I feel like I corrected myself after that. And if that's the case, I almost autistic, like, I almost feel autistically enough where I'm like, I'm going to check. And if that's the case and this person's harping on me for, mispronouncing it, you know, before. I'm a wrecked their world, but I'm like, I, I don't know exactly what's episode. I was like, I don't care. I, I'm not even really like, I, I've heard people say posthumously. Yeah, posthumously.

I've heard people say posthumously. I don't know, whatever. Like, it's not a word that I hear often enough to care about how it said. Yeah, it should, to me, I think it literally just, it's regional. It's where did you grow up is how there isn't a correct way to pronounce it because you might, you know what I mean? it's like saying schedule and schedule. Like, it depends on where the fuck you're from. Like, oh, I can't believe you said schedule or scenario versus scenario.

I feel like that. I'm like, where did you grow up? Yeah, both of those are valid scenario. I think I feel like I say both of those. I say scenario, but that's just because I grew up saying scenario. I don't say scenario too, but I've definitely said scenario. But I think it depends on like the words that I'm using for the rest of the sentence and before it. Like I will say data and data is.

a big one. That's a big one too. Like I say both of those. The reason what I say data is two big reasons. Star Trek to the next generation data and then fucking data the monkey in Mega Man Legends. Like it's data and technically

I guess since it's not double T it should be but I know English is retarded and doesn't follow its own rules all the time. Right? It should be data because double T would make it a short A would make it like at data like in that way but it never follows its own rules. yeah whatever lebron would have survived that next shot pre-raise blake 896 i got lockjaw doing graveyard

shifts at the dick-socking factory all i got was lockjaw as previously mentioned doing a gorilla spin after sex uh kinksyn merging with the sand trout to become gay that dude who bragged about crypto scamming that cancer patient out of his treatment money is a hundred times worse than charlie kirk i don't know anything about that guy but yeah probably that sounds crazy that sounds like a whole that sounds like a wild thing to do to a person. Yeah. Um, Das Goopy, uh, Percules again. Another percules? Two percules. It's a different profile and everything. Oh, uh, Chomo the clown. Please help. I can't seem to get any bookings. Can you give me advice? Yeah, just, uh, always spit, always drool. You'll get more bookings that way. Uh, young Colin doing nothing but playing Mega Man 2 for a whole

week straight, probably. Why not? King Midas, but it's smegma. Everything you touch turns of smack about that's crazy. Nikki Ziggy, turning pale USA. If this is the last page, why is it over an hour left? Too blurry, two bigfoot. You fucking, you fucking, you bloody. You bloody. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, badly brave.

Who's New York, Nick? Atheon needs help lowering his weapon in Halo 3, Projillion Hunter, Naferum. And running out our list is always the king of Hephazard. All right. Much appreciated. Remember, Patreon, a com slash a Starktank. Leave us a like. Leave us a comment.

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by the time we record next time it'll be unravaged I guess or yeah the animatronic will be ready by then so we'll all be in person again but yeah we'll see you next time bye by the way

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