The Snark Tank - #363: Sora Slop

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

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you know, the stuff set up. Yeah. You know, we, I was like, hey, what are we going to talk about today? Did you see this? It's 11, 12. And, uh, you know. You sent a message asking where he's at. No reply.

It's crazy. It's so crazy, dude. Like maybe he's still on Costa Rica time. Maybe. Which I think is probably the same, by the way. Yeah, I don't know. It's pretty funny. Well, you know, it's probably funny for the people listening.

What do you think? Great. Yeah, I know. Dude, I'm coming from, I live in Fullerton now. Right. You get on a train. Yeah, I get on a train. I get on two fucking trains to make sure I get up at nine.

Yeah. I'm out the door like just a little bit before nine. make it to the train station train uh train shows up at like 943 and then i get here just a little bit before 11 like usually like two minutes before you know and so it's it's all mapped out perfectly yeah because i'm like if i'm moving away i need to be responsible make sure i make it a work on time yeah and then our good friend kingston yeah look at him what does he live like uh he lives literally five minutes five minutes away i think i think maybe arguably less I don't get it, man.

I don't know. It's the luxury of living too damn close. I think the further you live away, you might be a little bit more prepared because you don't want to be astronomically. Well, I guess I can't because sometimes he's astronomical. Yeah, I guess I don't know, my theory is out the window. It's just completely gone.

What do you think? I said, I didn't see that, Kigson. What are they? I think they're adding Miles Morales finally. The best spider man. I love that he's not a spider. That's really cool, man.

That's sick, man. That's sick, dude. I'm so happy for you. That's so fucking cool. What about Digimon, do you get any Digimon shit? Yeah. I don't know, man. We're doing our best. It's so awkward, too,

because it's like, I'm so used to switching. Right. You know? Yeah. So I was like muscle memory of just like, oh, it's been a while since I've switched. I said switch. And it's just a fucking empty ass. There's just, yeah, there's just absolutely nothing there.

Anything happened this way? I feel like, I feel like outside of the very, well, the AI stuff. I don't know if you saw a bunch of this AI shit going around. They just opened up that Sora thing. Oh, I didn't. I saw people. I don't know what it is exactly. It's just the newest, like,

AI fucking thing. And it's just like, oh, it generates shit that's, uh, it's getting, obviously technology is getting better, right? So it's getting more and more convincing. They're able to like, be more consistent with the way they're able to map things out and generate stuff. But it's just so fucking, I don't know, one of the first viral things I saw was like, I think Sam Altman, who was the guy like behind it, I think.

The open air guy? Yeah. I think somebody generated footage of him, like CCTV footage of him stealing graphics cards. That was one of the first. things I saw of this and he's like, okay, cool. That's a very neat. That's funny. That's a great pitch.

Yeah. I think. Yeah. Just be like, hey, you can falsify evidence with this. I don't know, dude. I feel like we're rapidly getting to a point where it's just like, oh, you can't. Like, there's, you can't really believe anything anymore. It's definitely, I will say there was one thing that I saw last night.

That it's obviously fake, but by first glance, nothing. looked fake. It was just clearly the scenario's fake. Like some, it was like Asian people walking on a glass bridge. Oh. And she like had a rock and then just smashes it, falls through it and everybody falls off the fucking bridge. And then the dog saves the baby. Oh, that was a different one. But there was one. There was one that I saw of like this fat lady. The fat lady crashes through it. The fat lady crashes through it. And she's got like a boulder. And she's smiling. And she dives backwards onto this glass bridge and everybody careens off. I did see that one.

And then a dog saves a baby in the fucking water underneath it. It's fucking. Yeah. Apparently a bunch of people on Facebook, like old people thought like, oh, what a courageous dog. I was like, oh, no. I like that that's the takeaway from that and not what a psychotic woman. Right.

Like what's happening? If any of that footage is real, to the degree that I would believe it, I think the dog would be like maybe the last thing I would comment on. Right. You would be like you would be so much worried about the scenario that just unfolded before then. I would be like, who the fuck recorded this? Understanding that this was about to happen.

Why was she smiling? Why was she smiling? Why would she do this? Why would she do this? She doesn't fit the, like that. Why is there a glass bridge? That is also, that is real, though. That's a real bridge?

That glass is real. There's like footage of dogs. There's like footage of dogs refusing. Yeah. To go on it. I like that. Yeah. I like that when, you know, certain animals are like, no, I don't know what this is.

if I don't feel safe you shouldn't feel safe and you're like no come on I'm stupid human come on I want to go I don't I know there's glass structures of stuff but I'm good dude I don't want I'm not that adventurous I want to see if I can find the one that was because that was the dog one is obviously fake yeah there was one that preceded it that uh it look when you just look at it I was like damn I don't see anything immediate that is like obviously fake other than the scenario

happening. Whereas it's like the Asian lady, she does it and then she just falls. Everyone just falls. But like looking at it, I was like, damn, the movement looks fine. Everything. I was like. Yeah. At a glance.

Yeah. At a glance, a lot of it's more convincing now. Yeah. So I was like, this is the second you look at it more than like five seconds. You're like, oh. If you expect if you watch it the second time, you're like, okay, I see all the imperfections. Right. That reminds me of a Yu-Gi-O card.

Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Yu-Gi-o was really, uh, I, I, you still. You still like it? You still watch it? I haven't fucked around with Yu-Gi-o since I was actually never. I think I liked it for like a few months. I told this story on the show, I think, before.

But like I woke up one day with like a stack of Yu-Gi-Cards on my on my, on my like dresser or whatever. And I remember like I think it was like a gift from like an aunt of mine who had showed up maybe earlier in the day. I was like asleep. I slept in late. And they didn't want to wake me. So they just gave it. But I woke up and I was like, who's is this? And then I just threw them all in the trash.

That's hilarious. Because no one even notified me. It wasn't like later on in the day. My mom was like, oh, did you get the gift? You know what I mean? Did you get the cards that you're, that the ISIS brought you? You know, like I didn't know. None of that was ever explained to me.

But looking back on it, I'm like, oh. Oh. I think I was young enough to believe like magic shit was possible. You know what I mean? I was like, oh, maybe these like appeared here. somehow, but they're not mine, so I don't care. You don't care. You just never got into Yu-Gi-O at all.

No, I just, I don't like, I never got that into card games. I see. Because, like, I just, even Blackjack and poker, like, I can play them. Oh. But, like, there's like a million other things I'd rather be doing. Especially at that age when I was, like, more, like, I was more athletic. So I was, like, more into, like, writing bikes and shit. Yeah.

That's so alien to me now. I would never be, I wouldn't be caught dead on a bike. I love fucking bikes, but. Now, like, living in an apartment upstairs, it's just gay having one. Because then you just like lugging it up. Like, fuck this. But eventually. You have an elevator at least?

No, no. It wasn't. And a dude and our stairs, the, uh, the, the, the rods that like, you know, the bars, for whatever reason, only on our section, they're like, loose. And they shake for anything. Yeah. If the wind's blowing hard enough, it's, and you're like, bro, what the fuck is this? It's completely up to code, I assure you. Yeah.

And also the metal on the, on those bars and on the, like, say, where the, what are those pillars called that usually people, they put in front of, like, businesses so cars don't slam into their businesses. Oh, I know what you mean. I don't know what they're called. But, like, those, you see, like, the paint is a little bit sometimes that has a different texture to it, like a metallic look to it. Yeah.

That's lead. Oh. So, like, when I, when you move, when you. When you read the stuff of the apartments, it's like, hey, everything's been inspected, but there's some lead on the rails and the paint for like the parking for the fire thing and the hydrant and shit. And I was like, oh, it's lead. I never would have known.

Like, you got to read your fine prints guys. That is crazy, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like when I found out of my Catholic school was made out of lead. Oh, like, sick. And I was like, oh, cool. And I remember, I've told this before, but like, because I remember kids eating the paint. man. I remember. I remember them chipping paint off the walls and chewing on it.

I wonder when pencils stopped beating lead? I feel like pretty like before, before me, I think. I'm hoping it was before me too because look it up. Yeah, I'm curious. I remember there were so many kids just chewing on pencils. And I'm like, I know older people still call them lead the same way they still say tin foil and it was already converted to aluminum. Mm-hmm. Let's see. Bro. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. It's 11.22, guys. Jesus Christ. He's 22 minutes late living five minutes.

We start at 11. We start at 11. Like, it doesn't even make sense if he thought we started because yesterday we started at 1130. Right? Yeah. We had to move it back a little bit. And so even if we start 11, it still doesn't make sense. Like, he hasn't even responded. He's probably sleeping. I think, I think so.

Yeah. I had like a gut feeling like he's asleep. Like the second it hit 11 and he wasn't here I was like it's Dude I have just alarms on the days That I need to have alarms I don't You know we don't

Dock pay We don't do anything like that No no no You know so there's no Because it's just inconvenient to do it It kind of is Because we share everything Yeah

So it's like it's not like we're all Equival It would be one thing if like we got like a set number Per episode But it's not kind of how it's really not how it works But like I don't know Maybe we should just cut his legs off.

So he has to be in a wheelchair, so that way at least like... On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them.

Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same Tee from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent free, forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home. For good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story.

eBay, things people love. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was that going to do? Stop myself.

Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. that had everything Reese's suspense Reese's He doesn't have to spend

the energy to like He just has to like Roll over into a chair You know And then And then get over here On foot Maybe he can go on the highway

In his little wheelchair That'd be pretty Gotta be good I think Legless Legless Legeless Oh god

Okay so Did he say anything Oh no, no, no, he has not to anything. Oh, the pencils. Um, the pencils. So I guess them being lead was just a myth. Oh, really? They were never led?

Yeah, just, uh, like, there must have been at least one lead pencil. Graphite, like, uh. It's always been graphite? They're just, I guess so. Like, I don't see anything that says that they were like, they were graphite and clay. I'm going to choose to not believe that, though. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like, after this conversation, I will 100% like at some point maybe in three years refer to lead pencils. Oh, this is what I'm hearing. So the pencils So the lead associated with pencils was related to the lead-based paints on the pencils wooden casing. So that yellow

part was, had lead paint in it. Oh, I guess that makes more sense. Yeah. So those interesting. I can't believe I, it's so weird to learn shit like this where you've always believe something like your entire life and then easily just, oh, I was wrong for fucking decades.

That makes complete sense. Yeah. Now that I think about it. Yeah. Because that would be an egregious amount of lead. It would be. To end your pencil. Yeah.

Does it be like constantly like the dust too that like gets blown up? Constantly breathing it in. Oh my God. Motherfuckers were always like gnawing on that shit too. And I was like, bro. I once saw. I remember my, we had a foreign exchange student named Yuki. And, uh, I have a vivid memory.

And now I guess it'll fade now that. I know like there's nothing dangerous about it that he would just chew and I would see the graphite I guess just pulling in his mouth and I'm like oh my god I was like bro Jesus fucking great it can't be healthy but I don't know I'm sure he's well actually I can't find him I try to look him up oh he's probably that's that's not that's not a fantastic sign he had a very specific name too the way that he spelled yuki and his last name I was like I should easily be able to find him if he is somewhere linked in any no no he's he's gone with that phrase he's totally gone what was the last time you saw him honestly it was in elementary school oh he's dead he's dead for sure

and i was like every once in while i stumble upon people from my elementary because i went to a private elementary school yeah so it was very niche me too and every once in a while i would find people throughout like oh there's fucking nick there's like there's some uh people that yeah like i was like oh cool i'm glad they're doing well and then there's people that literally have zero Trace anywhere. Like, uh-oh. I hope they're just not online, you know? Yeah.

You know, gutted or something? It feels so unlikely, though. Like, it's one thing if they're like, high school or whatever. And they were like, they weren't online then. Yeah. And they're an adult now

and you can't find them. It's like, okay, there's probably some plausible liability there. In elementary school, though, like I feel like you're just not really in that world anyway. There's a pretty high likelihood that you would eventually be.

Probably jump on a little, at least Facebook. Yeah, that kid definitely got like run over by a zamboni years. Yeah, he had some cool shit, man. His mom was cool. She was like a waiter.

I remember, like, I vividly remember she would always come from work to pick him up. And she was like a server. And she was, uh, she was pretty hot. You're like, yeah, yeah, it was good. Like, it was good, Yuki's mom. How are you doing? That's so tragic.

Yeah. But, um, yeah, she, you know, she's probably mourning her son. Still. Yeah, still. Still hasn't gotten over it. What a bitch. What a, what a, what a selfish bitch. That reminds me of a Yu-Gi-o card.

Oh, yeah, and good for you, man. Good for you, man. I'm glad. So, aside from the open-AI stuff, or like this, you know what's named? It's called Sora. Sora? Yeah. Interesting.

So it's named after the Kingdom Hearts. Yeah, you think that can't be, well, it can't be because of that, though. No, I mean, I'm sure it means something in Japan. Like, maybe it means, like, water or some shit, you know what I mean? Okay. Or dreams. I don't know, some shit like that. but the fact that it shares that name is is it makes sense to me that a useless you know

worthless uh slop generation machine yeah shares a name with uh the main character of kingdom is uh appropriate i think yeah but uh what else happened does stephen crowder's back oh yeah now that uh his competition's gone now that yeah not his thunder back on college campuses isn't kind of like, I feel, it feels a little weird. It feels very fucked up. Like, if I was Erica, I'd be like, like, what? Hey man. Hey, dude. You want to at least wait like a year or something? Not while he's still fucking warm under the ground. Like he's like his, his core, body core hasn't completely gone out. Like, he's, like, he's, crowd is like, now's my chance. Now's my chance. Finally, I get to, I get to be the prove me wrong guy. That's great. Yeah, what was this thing that left the lector violent changed my mind yeah yeah which i dude i was like i would love to be versed i was

like i could so easily be like okay yeah sure but are we saying is are you just trying to say that they are or are just trying to say that they're the only ones like what is your point yeah yeah because it's like come on those are very it's a very open claim that kind of lets a person go in there with like a a false understanding of what the premise is yeah it's yeah it's like oh this is a very easy w for him the left are violent. Yeah, whoever is violent, uh, is violent and they happen to fall on a particular side. Do you think he's going to go to the college where like, uh, do you think he's going to go to the Kirk College or whatever? If he did, it would be 1,000% like encased in like a dome. Yeah. Like, you know, and then everybody is vetted. Every single person that is there to watch is like a

paid actor or something. And I wouldn't put it past them. They got snipers on, they got snipers on the roofs. Yeah, they have it out. You see that they're. You see that they're were gutting that area too. They were like renovating the shit out of it. No. Yeah. After, uh, or at least I saw footage of like that area being like gutted and renovated and switched the fuck up. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them.

Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same T, from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back.

It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught than heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you never sold, but now you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans.

The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler.

I will. Wow. That had everything. Reese's suspense. Reese's. After everything happened. So I don't know if that's like, and a lot of people were like, they're covering things up. It's like, I don't know, maybe.

Honestly, like, it doesn't feel impossible. Right. But it is funny to imagine that they were just like, somebody just died here. I don't like, can we change it? Yeah. It looks different. I don't know. I don't like seeing this.

It reminds me of that time. It reminds you of that what happened. It reminds you of that time that guy exploded. That's a which is, God, that's stupid as shit, actually. When you think about it, it's like, you want to remember this. Like, you want to remember this? Yeah, it's a historical landmark, technically. Yeah, it is extremely historical.

And you also don't want to, you don't want, like they say with 9-11, literally you don't want to forget this. Right. You know, like, you don't want to forget something tragic happening. So then it's just so casually it can just happen again. Right. Right. So it's not the best idea. I know some people try to make arguments like that for Confederate monuments, for example.

But those were put up for very different reasons. They were put up to intimidate the people that they fought to keep and shackled and chained. Yeah, I don't even think those statues should be like destroyed or another. I just think it should go to a museum or something. You know what I mean? Go to a place where you could learn about it. So obviously the most, because these are historical pieces of. Like this is this is this is art

Yeah No matter if you like it or not So then Yeah like I hate when I see Like whenever like Like statues are being torn down Like I hate that shit It's just like it just reminds me

Like the library of Alexandria It's like just we're We're losing history It feels like zelletry Yeah yeah Like when you see like Burning books and shit Yeah and all that shit

I'm like bro I know you don't like these things But yeah We have museums full of horrible shit Like brass What is it? Bronze Bulls The bronze bowl, yeah. The fucking Iron Maidenies and shit is just like...

The fucking Iron Maideness, that's so fucking... What the hell is... Dude, just every time just... When you go and just like peek into like medieval, like torture, you're like, what... They were on something, man. Hell is wrong with you guys. You could kill somebody with an Iron Maiden in one of the Hitman games. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I was just playing through it. Or I was like watching videos of like, what are the other things you can do in here? And there's like, yeah, you could just shove somebody into an Iron Maiden and close the door. That's crazy. It's fucking cool. I've been like really getting into it. Mainly because there's so much to play right now that I'm just like, I feel like stun-locked or it's just like I got to go backwards.

Yeah, I go backwards. There's too much right now. That's what's happening in me. I'm completely. Are you back on Balders Gate? I haven't even, I'm deciding on where I'm going to go. And that's actually one that's always been looming because it is weird that I haven't played it in like years.

What? Because like I haven't, there's been so many patches. Oh, yeah. I beat it like Ballets Skate 3, right? Like in 2023 when it came out a few times And then I haven't played it since then Oh, I could have sworn you played it like

Wait, I could have sworn you and Kingston Just play that I just assume you guys play that like once a month Oh no, Kingston probably Yeah, he's probably playing it right the fuck now He probably I want to be clear it's 1132 right now Oh my God

Which is late For the time That we would normally Push it to if we all knew we were going to be late. Yeah. So he's like extra, this is so great. Do it?

We gotta kill him. Yeah, we have to kill him. It's just like, it's really as simple as that. At this point, it's time to deactivate him. Yeah. Put him in a vat of acid. We should have to him in Costa Rica, realistically. But we were just like, we were just like,

yeah, let's let's make it. Let's try and rebuild him. Yeah. You know, even though it was, you know, Lily called us, like I said, ecstatic that he was gone finally. Yeah. But yeah, we just, we were like, for some reason we were like, yeah, but fuck you, Lily.

We're going to, we're going to bring him back. We're going to make him out of polyurethane and lead. Mm-hmm. You know, the finest things. My bad pulling up right now. He can't even like notify us correctly. He's not fully going up right now. Yeah.

Sorry, a little off schedule. A little. where you have to build a fucking bed at fucking 8 a.m. or something yeah this guy whatever yeah he'll walk in here and it'll be funny how long have we been recording 23 minutes

and we started late because we were waiting yeah this is good this is good this guy this reminds me of a Yu-Gi-o card yeah pot of greed pot of greed That's the one. Yeah.

There's a, that's, I know that one and like two others. I literally only know Blue Eyes White Super. White Sopres. We would always say that, Blue Eyes White Supremises. Yeah. But Blue Eyes White Dragon. You know the, I know you. Exodia and that's it.

I didn't know that. The Dark Magician. Oh, Dark Magician. I remember that. Yeah. He was a little fucker. Yeah. I always imagine him as just a black David Blaine.

Hell yeah, dude. Yeah. Classic David Classic David You want to see some magic What does David Blaine sound like? Like this Really?

Like really It's the most monotone shit There was a time where Chris Angel became obsessed With David Blaine Because Chris Angel was actually Before David Blaine And then

But then obviously David Blaine's extreme stunts blew up Yeah Like so Chris Angel I would have absolutely Thought the opposite I would have absolutely thought that

David Blaine came first And Chris Angel Was just a complete ripoff So like, well, Chris Angel technically started trying to, because essentially he didn't get the accolades that he felt he deserved because Chris Angel did not blow up right away. Right. So David Blaine was doing some real extreme shit. And Chris Angel was just doing whatever. Chris Angel was just doing. Chris Angel finally got a show mind free at a certain point. And that's when he started like doing, you know, all the movie magic type shit levitating over the luxor or whatever the fuck he's doing. But then. That was my original channel name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember seeing that thing. I was like, what the hell is this? Because I was just like, I made so many YouTube accounts back then because I had, I didn't value them at all. It was just like, it was like Reddit accounts or something. It was like, I forgot my password.

I was just like, I forgot my password. I was just make another one. Yeah. And so like I would just like put my initials at the end of whatever I was watching. Okay. At the time, at the time. I think I had like a, I think I had like a. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea.

Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay.

And there it is, same T from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught. then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car?

The one you wish you never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. motive um

their rees what was that going to do stop myself tune in next time to see if I do it again spoiler I will that had everything Reese's

suspense Reese's there was definitely a Seinfeld CM there was definitely like a Scrubs CM or something nice yeah you didn't know why I did I was just like I don't feel like thinking

so I just made it and then I started making stuff and I was like oh shit I guess this sucks it's a terrible name it's still there right I think it's still

redirects yeah but like I think you can you can rename your channel now oh right right so you can do like the YouTube dot

YouTube dot com slash C slash Chris Rago yeah but if you do YouTube dot com slash mindfreaksin it'll go to my thing

hell yeah dude yeah it's fucking stupid also yeah what is his definition of pulling up right now

uh definitely not pulling you like what the hell does that mean to him. I don't know, man. Does he mean pulling out right now? Like he's leaving? Maybe he meant to say that. That would be crazy. It must be that. That would be crazy, dog. That would be insane, man. That reminds me of Yu-Gi-O-Card. Wow. God save. So many good Yu-Gi-O cars, Kingston. Yeah, so many good Yu-Gi-Cars. Name them.

Black fuck. Fat gay Yeah man I love those cards It's amazing Dog pussy That's crazy man I didn't know anything about these

That's a lot I can't even ask you anything Because you don't have your mic yet Anyway what were you saying Oh you're naming Yu-Gi-Cars that he would like Oh yeah You were telling us about You were telling us about dog pussy

what was it Fat gay Yeah fat gay And uh Black fuck Black fuck I think was one Yeah that was one of them Yeah

Interesting Fuck yo Interesting Is that even plug now? Yeah Is it Let me make sure Oh yeah

Yeah Yeah So shout I'm not checking those out I'm actually gonna Amplify them by 10 dBs It's completely Aviscerate

How you doing what happened Uh fucking I'm still I'll vacation mode. So everyone was like, oh, 1130. And it's like, no, we should just 11. My apologies.

Yeah. It's all right. It's not, but like, whatever. We got, we got questions, I guess. We didn't, there's nothing really happening. So we didn't really, we talked, there was the open AI stuff. Do you have anything? Do you know anything that occurred?

Anything happened? I know Stephen Crowder's back. We talked about that a little bit. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah. Yeah, he's finally. You guys want to talk about the Demon Star movie and how much money that shit made? Because it's fucking crazy.

How much? Did it? The most money. the most money a movie's made this year. Oh, yeah, I don't... And it's only been out for a month. I mean, that's a while. It still makes me upset.

September, it's, it came out this month. Yeah. Three weeks ago, and it's the... Well, it's October now, so... Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, a lot of money made. Also, the tariffs that Trump actually put out for foreign movies,

which I cannot believe that's a real thing. He's just doing whatever. Yeah, it just doesn't even make sense. It's crazy, but yeah. You see a lot of movie. I felt the tariffs. finally, I was going to try to support a band that I've been a fan of since 2004. I was like, oh, they got some new merch.

They're from Germany. And then the shipping was fucking more than the shirt. Lily said the same thing. She was getting a fucking, some stupid cutie thing from fucking Europe. And she was like, why does the shipping cost so much? And I was like, because the tariffs are ridiculous right now. I couldn't believe it. I was like, sorry, guys.

I'm literally not giving you a sentence. anymore. Like, sorry. Yeah. Fuck you. Hope you. Hope you lose everything. I mean.

That is so crazy, man. Two things can be true. You see the Xbox stuff too? Or they're like they hiked game price. The game pass price. No. Are you serious? Guess how much?

How much? I want you to get. It's 30, right? Guess how much? Guess how much? Guess how much? It's 30. It's 30 now.

For basic? No, for the ultimate. How? The ultimate was already 30. No. Was it 15? It was like, I think, 21. It was probably like in the 20s because the PC only was like, it's like 11 bucks or something.

Oh, I only have PC. I have ultimate. Well, no, I think, could it be ultimate? No, there's PC ultimate. Okay. But then there's like the one that includes your console shit. Like all that encompassing one is like 20 something. After they hiked the price of the machine.

And there's that $1,000. There's that $1,000 fucking. We read the price of it live on one of the remote episodes. Like, like, audible. I peaked. I had to fuck it because he, the way he said it, because we found out live, right? And he was like, guess how much?

And I said, based on his tone, it must be reasonable. And I was thinking strategically Xbox has to make it really low to just get it. Maybe even lose some money. I was thinking five. So I was thinking that's a reasonable. I was thinking. Five is not reasonable. First of all,

it's not reasonable. Well, for tech and the, yeah, it is. For the price of tech now. I was hoping it was going to be something substantially low. into like they'll lose money to get everybody hooked or something.

That's what I would assume. Like to like, anyway, I said like 300 or some bullshit. And then he was like $1,000. Fucking, I couldn't believe it. Who's gonna buy that?

That's the thing. There's the shit version that's what is it? 600 or something? 600, yeah. And then the thing that's crazy about it. Is it game pass available on the Steam deck also too straight up? No, you have to do some crazy workarounds that don't always work.

Okay. For that. So, but the thing is, it's like, I don't know, man. I would buy a portable Xbox if I could play my 360 games.

If I could play the original Gears trilogy and all the all the backwards compatible stuff I have. But like it doesn't do it. Yeah. It doesn't do that. It just does the stuff that's play anywhere or the stuff that's on game pass already. So it's like I don't need that. I don't need that at all. The people that wanted to do that with portable, they already bought a steam deck or they have a fucking switch or something.

Like Xbox is too fucking late. Yeah, they're done. And they've been done for a while to be honest. They have. They've been smoldering since like this console's. came out effective. Well, not smoldering, but it's been like, you know when the metal starts cooling? Activision really did it. When they bought Activision,

they fucked themselves. Yeah, they paid so much money for that. Because they paid so much money and now like, before, Xbox used to be this like kind of like secondary, like not even secondary, maybe like tertiary. Microsoft didn't care about it. It was like this secondary thing that like Xbox care, Xbox cared about Xbox, but like Microsoft was like, yeah, you do your own, yeah, you're making, you're making money. Like, we make, we make.

literally all of this in like a second for with like windows and everything else. The problem is that Windows has fallen out of favor of tourism too as well. It's still the most. That doesn't matter though because they just they've already, they've already made the money. It's like call of duty being like, nobody likes called duty anymore. It's like they make a lot of money.

Nobody gives it. Because the thing is that like the OSS is are the thing of everybody. You have to have the OS effectively. Yeah. No one has Linux anymore. But the thing they made the most money off from what I always thought was the suite before because it made, because you had to have it for like,

Microsoft office. Yeah. For, um, sure for just like school. but people don't use it anymore. People use Google drivers like that. Like your professors will be like, use this. Yeah, they use Google.

They're like, use this. Do not use. Outlook. No one gives a shit about Outlook anymore. They're like, don't. People that you do work in business proper, they still use, um, what's it called? Not office. What is the spreadsheet version of our?

Oh, Excel. Excel is like a fucking staple and everything, unfortunately. Like Lily has those Excel still, even though she's like a fucking actual worker. So like that is still like fundamental. But like, it's not as pop, like, work. Word is not what it used to be. People don't use Office the way it used to be in general. And it's like, that's fucking crazy.

I can't even remember the last time I use Word. I have it. I have it only because Lily's dad works in tech. And he gave me a version of the most recent suite. Yeah. But it's like that's the reason why I have. I mean, I like Microsoft Word. I just like, I just have no reason to use it.

It's no, it's no better than anything else to me. I just, I would rather like, I would rather pay for like Celtics or something. Or like, um, like the script writing stuff. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea, the band tea from the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them,

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podcasts. And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses.

Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. For the script formats, but like I don't, I don't, Google Drive is, or Google Drive and Google Docs is fine. It does the same. Like it does more or less what I needed to do. Exactly. And it's just straight up free.

Like it's straight up being a free service is insane. It is free. It's great. I mean, I feel like they lie about how much space you use a Google Drive sometimes. You should get an upgrade because you're using too much. There's elements of it that suck though. I hate how poorly,

like you can't really organize things well on Google Docs and like Google Drive. It is that's what's weird. Drive has some issues. It's more chaotic and it's like formatting. Like just the way it's laid out. It's just like what the fuck. Why is that? I can't do it.

I can't, why can't I? The fact that you can't make folders in docs is crazy to me. Like, why the fuck? You can't make folders? You can make it in drive, but I don't always have to go to drive. Like, going to drive to go to docs is like going to, it's like going to Yahoo to type in Google. You know what I mean? Like, why would I do that?

So every time I go on to my Google docs, I'm like, it's just, it's just, it's just, Everything that I've been working on is just like give me folders. Like let me put this in like that later. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I don't know, man. When they bought, when they bought Activision, suddenly they were like, what's this? What's this?

That's a lot of money. What's this? What are you doing here? That happens to everything, dude. Now we care. Whenever, whenever they're allowed to just do what they want, we get the best versions of shit, man. And number one was Star Wars is Andor, bro. Andor was not supposed to be what it was.

It was not to be Academy Award winning. I assure I'm positive. But now that it is? Yeah, exactly. You got to add a Skywalker now. That's Spiderverse also. Now you've got to add a Skywalker. Now that's got to.

That's Spiderverse as well. That's what happened. Yeah. The first Spiderverse, they were like, nobody's going to give a shit about a Spider-Man animated movie. Do whatever you want. And it was great. And then the second one. Also, I think it's better.

The second one's not as good. I disagree. I think it's better in every way. It's not as concise. other than that it's a better story. You can tell that they were like, do more of what you did. Yeah, but I think it's a better movie. You don't think it's better, actually?

No, it's not done, dude. Yes, it is. It's a chapter. All right. It's a chapter. I think it's clearly done. Like, okay,

this is what I explain. It's not unfinished in the way that like Empire Strikes Back. It's actively like it, it, it's different. I think it stops on a cliffhanger, but I think that's how like, an egregious cliphanger. That's how books work too, literally. Okay, cool. I'm not watching a book.

my guy. But it's a story being told. I don't know. I think that argument doesn't make sense. It's like I get I get what you mean that the resolution isn't there. We haven't resolved the overarching story of the entire narrative. Because it's not as concise. I agree.

It's not necessarily about that. I think the only character with an arc in that in that movie is Gwen probably. And Miles literally. Miles doesn't have an arc yet. Yes, he is he's not done with his art. He's about to have an arc. He has a mini arc within that whole entire movie where he Gith he gained his confidence in himself.

Well, you've already conceded that it's a mini arc. Well, yeah, because the overarching film is not done. That doesn't make sense. In the first movie, he accepted becoming Spider-Man. In this one, he knows that who he is is the one that can conquer this problem. And now he's on his way to conquer the problem. Beep-boop, beep. Did you see this?

He just crowded me. He just crowded me live action. Crowder? Is that what he does? He beep-boops of people? No, he just like, well, you're a trans person. I was like, what do you doing? He's like, so are you, Stephen.

Was your mind changed? Did you know that you're trans? Did you know that you're trans? He's like, Stephen, you're dressed up as a woman more than I do. Yeah. I feel like that's what people need to do. Like, if they're going to go to those change of my mind, things, like print out those large posters of him, like, fucking cross-dressing, like, all the time.

Just start, like, really, put up a video rolling of him. You are gay. Yeah. Steven, you are actually homosexual. You change my mind. You have no problem with homosexuality, and you've done infinitely gay. stuff than I've ever done. I'm like,

you have dressed in women's clothing multiple times. I've seen you kiss a guy named not gay Jared. I've seen that. I've seen it. Not gay Jared also... He probably...

Not gay Jordan is likely gay too. He's probably extremely gay. And he also unearthed after he got fired from Crowder or whatever the fuck happened. It was under an NDA was saying like Crowder would just show us balls to everybody on the work set.

I don't have any friends like that that are like whipping their dicks and balls out look at check on my package i literally was talking to one of my friends they were like have you not seen any of your friends dicks and i was like no i don't think i why would i have seen my friend's dicks for what for what reason i've seen people i'm even like seeing my dick but like i don't talk to any of those people well because those people are weird back in like when i was like when i was playing sports in the locker room you see a penis but i'm not like actively looking for dick like hey you but show me a dick no there was there was a difference there was people there was some

people who were like actively naked and then there was just people changing and those people weren't like it's like the old old people in gyms they're like just they're naked and they're not i'm like do you just get dressed like i don't care if you're naked for a few seconds because you're just you took your towel off and then you're putting your underwear on but these motherfuckers will just take their towel off and i'm like bro what are you doing and there was some people like that and i unfortunately i don't know any people like i say unfortunately like as if i'm I might have a hard dick in the middle of the gym He's standing like right by the door

Like right by the door Like there's nowhere you can enter the room Without brazing my penis If your security how do you deal with that? Because you don't want to like touch that guy You put your keys on it? I always think about that I don't know man

I've been to spas with friends and I haven't You know what I mean? I don't go out of my way I feel like you have to go out of your way You kind of have to like try to see Yeah I'm not the guy. that's really weird about male nudity.

It's like whatever, it's a penis. I have a penis. Well, no, you don't anymore. I do, I swear to God. I don't think you do. I swear, whatever. No, we didn't invest in that part. Yeah, I guess we programmed you to think you had one, but I have one.

I can feel it. I can feel it. That's phantom. The ability to be able to feel it and move it. Like tangibly? Like, tangibly? We did a good job. But I don't know.

I don't know. I'm not that guy. It's whatever. I'm more weird about female nudity, honestly, if I'm being honest. But that's all. also stupid. Female nudity barely registers to me as even real nudity, really.

Yeah, I just... It does, but it doesn't. Because you're not really seeing anything ever. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played.

You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it. Which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same T, from the same tour.

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you finally get the chance to take back home. for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive?

Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow That had everything Reises

Suspense Rees You gotta be like up in there to see anything What do you mean? What do you mean? Tits aren't real nudity to me They're not They really shouldn't be

But they're like It doesn't register But it's the reaction from other people When tits are out Is what makes me uncomfortable Because like What does that mean? Because I'm

Because unfortunately Dudes are weird so like I'm not gonna freak about somebody seeing tits but someone else we could go fucking completely ape shit and that person's in danger now and it's like what are you saying because I feel like people are a lot of people are I don't know

You mean like people like cheer or something? Yeah cheer or like that's like whatever Objectification They come like sex nuts Yeah I feel like because I know that's not What happens more often than not Like people take their top off and cheer Like people just cheer because it's just like

Yeah whatever Usually uh I usually Or often and not that's what happens But like I just get scared for the woman's I'm like yo It just depends on the setting, you don't know. You're scared that you understand that, like, because you've seen that you're going to kill her now, because that's what you're inclined to do. No. And it, like, it, like, scares you a little bit that that's within you.

Yeah. Well, there's a darkness of doors with all of us. That's kind of frightening. I don't know about that one. I don't have that, man. Yeah. I saw a crazy chick head banging, like, uh, rub the street from me. I was almost home.

And then her tits fell out. And she was just like, and I was like, oh, my God. That's fucking insane. That's like, what for dad is. But like it's one of those things we were like, oh, I understand she's insane. And so it's not as, uh, it's not a nice thing to see it. I wasn't quick enough because I wanted to share it with you guys, you know? You don't have to show that.

Well, no, you would have, you would, if you saw what I saw, you would have enjoyed it. But like, I wouldn't post it obviously because it's tits and shit. Sure. But I wanted to show my peers. What I've experienced. I wasn't quick enough. I only think the guy with the big balls. Yeah, exactly.

That one I regret every thing. He thinks about that. I think he really thinks about that. I did a cold sweat fumbling for his phone in like, where's my phone? Trying to take a picture. That he banishes. Just Jojo. I feel like I need to go to one of those police sketch artists to really describe what I saw because that's why I'm upset.

You could use the AI. You could use a... Oh, I guess I can use that SORA. Yeah. I can do that. I have not put AI at all. I haven't done anything AI worthy at all. I've done it entirely.

I haven't done any generative AI at all. I've done some stuff for like a bit. Like, uh, nothing yet. For example, like I was, um, whenever I feel like something needs, like, I want this to look as stupid as possible. Then it's like, oh, this is perfect. Like, um, uh, I think the last thumbnail maybe, I was like, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I was just gonna Photoshop a, just a bottle of Tylen on Trump's head. And I was like, wait, no. How would AI do this?

And it did it so shady. I was like, this is perfect. It like shoved half of his face, like a bottle on half his head. And then the word, some of the words. were wrong, like extra strumpf, I was like, this is beautiful. This is exactly what I needed to be. I haven't played with it yet. Yeah. Anyway, that's my own

code of honor. Anyway, the but yeah, so I don't know what we were talking about. Some Xbox. Oh, yeah, Spider-Verse. That was big and now they care. And so the next movie the next movie was, that's why it got delayed. That's why it got delayed. And that's why

the movie afterwards was just like, I felt like it was like over-animated to a degree, or it's just like, okay, like we're clearly, they're clearly doubling down on like everything they were doing. It's like, fine, it's good. But like, I don't think it's as strong of a movie. I think, I think, like, if you're going to, I think it happens all the time. When it's, structure-wise, the first one is better structured. I would get with that.

Yeah, because it's a self-contained movie. Yeah, I agree. The, yeah, that's pretty much it. I don't think anything else has happened. We can move on to questions, I guess. Something must have happened. Not anything. Nah.

I mean, I'm sure there was like a shooting. Oh, of course. There's something funny happened. I could have swore I saw something hilarious. Yeah, I just said. Do you guys talk about Bad Bunny being at the Super Bowl? No, because I mean, what is there to talk about? It's pretty cool.

We're Puerto Ricans. What do you mean? We're supposed to care about that. I feel like we've had Puerto Ricans at the Super Bowl before. Not headlining it, never. Really? Solo headlining it never, no. Yeah, I guess.

J-Lo was with Shakira, but she's, you know, she's J-Lo. Yeah, but I mean, that counts. I guess. J-Lo's not there for her. J-Lo's not famous for her. unbelievable musical contributions. Is she not?

No. What's she famous for? Being a fine shit. No, being like a fucking attractive woman, effectively. She got some good songs. Is that not why bad money's?

Name four. Waiting for tonight. Okay. My love don't cost a thing. Okay. Okay. Geneal of the blog. Okay.

Go ahead. I got, I know there's one more. On the floor. How's that go? know. I don't even think that's a real song. I don't know the song, but, um, like I like J-Lo more than average person. So those other- Because I'm from the same place she's from, like, quite literally.

The block. The same part of the Bronx, yeah. Here's, but here's my thing. Even though I, even though I don't know very many, I feel like, so I know, like, say, for example, uh, Shakira, I probably know, like, two of her songs. But she's way more iconic than J-Lo. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So, like, this is also a bad example. I think, I think, like, I know, I know a decent amount of songs on both of them, but that's simply because of the fact that I, like, my grandma is who she is. You know, so it's like I fucking hear their music all the time.

And my girlfriend's Hispanic also. That's the reason why. Do you remember Shakira being, this was, she was at the VMAs, like, in the early 2000s when that, when that song came out, the, the English version, whenever, wherever. Yeah. And, like, she did a crowd surf. And I was like, oh, those lucky motherf. fuckers, dude.

She's always like, gyrating her hips and her ass and stuff. She's not, she's not moving. I thought her, I thought they were gonna remove her cheeks. That's crazy.

She gets past to the front of her ass is gone. She probably surfed on an area that's only people that are working for her. Yeah, like she's definitely not going into the people. Stop. Yeah, women are not crowd surfing. Exactly.

Women are not crowd surfing with strangers, I feel. Oh, not smart people. Not smart women. Yeah. That's so dangerous. Don't do that. Don't do that female listeners,

all six of you. Specifically, If you're that popular and famous, especially for, like, gyrating your hips and shit, like, that's... No, just never in general. You should have crowd surf in general. Well, I feel like crowd surfing in general is, like, for feralds. Like, if one feral's there, you're cooked. It's not so bad.

He's grabbing throat. He's grabbing throat and yanking down, and then a skeleton's going to pop out. I would go crowd surfing if I had, like, if I had, like, a suit that was, like, cactus textured. That's crazy. You were a menace. Why would you do that? I was like going to crowds with a fucking belt of grenades on you. And then people just

Bledher in grease and oil. See, that's fun. That'd be insane. Because that's just a challenge. Because you'd be zipping around too fast. Everybody is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, like, I think that's fun. That's fun.

See, it's the people that are too heavy that do it. People who dive too hard. Like Rodd. What's his name of the guy, Dave Blunt's crowd surfing? Oh, my God. He was saying he was going to crowd surf on his last tour date, but then he like canceled his tour. He's dying probably.

Yeah. He's actually, dude, he's working out hard. It's crazy. He's gonna wait. Like he's fucking, he's still massive, but he's significantly smaller compared. Good for him, dude. I'm pretty sure because they're like, you're gonna die like in a month. It wouldn't be like young guy.

He's really not that old. He's probably early 16. That would be so. If he was a teenager. Where is parents? If he was a minor, I would. What do you think? Where do you think?

They're dead. They're clearly gone. They were. You don't get to that size at 16 just with food. They were three times bigger than him. That's crazy. Yeah. He actually like,

if you look at his parents, he lucked out really. Like, it's like me with height. You know what I mean? Yeah. Versus like it's crazy that I'm actually as tall as I am.

What is the heaviest person alive that has ever happened? Let's see. That has ever happened. Yeah. Who is the heaviest? I like that. That phrasing is perfect. But,

yeah, I don't know. That's really it. We can move on to questions. Yeah, we can do that. I'm happy that bad bunnies. It makes me happy.

I don't think I would have chose a Latin American artist my deflech my immediate. reflects because he's not like he doesn't have English songs really yeah but at the same time it's like he's like one of the most popular artists ever also I think it's fine I Z chose him so clearly you know

I think you know what it is for me I just don't I've never truly never in my life given a fuck about the Super Bowl at all even the halftime shows like when they had the Kendrick one I was like I don't care about this at all even slightly I mean it was it was good for like a couple memes that was fun that was a monumental moment of

having a disc track being in the Super Bowl like that. Sure. The historical significance in hip hop is pretty that was pretty cool. There's three that are like particularly like the ones you stand on was obviously Michaels that's probably the best one of all time.

Then there's Whitney's which is unbelievable and then there is what you call then there's probably Kendricks. I just think there's Janet and JT for there's that moment for being you know which was so mundane because like Like, like, nowadays in comparison?

Yeah. Even at the time I was just, when I first saw it, I was like, it was so quick. I was watching it live and I don't remember. I didn't, I didn't see anything. It was so quick. Dude, ask anybody that was watching it live. It was so quick. You didn't really even notice.

You saw the metal thing on her, but like I didn't really notice her nipple. Because it was so fast when she covered, you had to see it in retrospect to really see her like full breast. So like, everyone was kind of like, oh, was that supposed to happen? Like, well, it was weird. and then it got blown into this thing that like didn't act what it wasn't in real time it was fucking stupid I remember I was watching it life for some reason

I don't remember why we were watching it like my uncle was in love with Janet Dyson or whatever he's just like mom's still right here I'm right next to him trying to watch it it's not paying attention but I watched it live and I was like I don't remember

I don't really I saw the silver metal lining of the thing come out and I was like it looked like a son like tribal son or something like not idle like a little Like, so whatever you said. Yeah,

like some tribal sun thing. But I was like, oh, cool, that looks interesting. And then it caught off and I was like, excuse me. And everybody's like,

you saw her titty and I was like, on eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea, the band tea.

From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it. Which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was

not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same Tee from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you find you find a finally get the chance to take back home for good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love.

Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again.

Spoiler. I will. Wow. That had everything. Reese's suspense. Rees. Did I? Did I?

It was too quick, man. That was over 20 years ago. And that was before the internet, so you couldn't really. Yeah, you could. It wouldn't. I mean, I guess you had TiVo probably. You can look it up now, but then the footage sucks. My memory of when TiVo appeared and when it actually appeared is so fucked.

Because like I could have sworn, like when I was a kid, it was like 2000. five or something, you know what I mean? I have no. But it was like 99, 2000. Okay. That's crazy to me. Yeah. TiVo.

I remember that. Before you had the, the DirecTV had their own version afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember the, was the standard at first.

I remember, I remember my grandmother recording son on TiVo, and I put Dragon Ball over it because I was like, this is more important. That is crazy. I would kill you. This is more important. You're not even paying for this.

You taped over our, our web. writing video with fucking one piece. It wasn't even a good episode. This is better. I've done that because after you can, you know, there was a way to record over official movies. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't give a fuck about these movies anymore. So I would start like recording over shit. I'm like, oh man, I should have done that. Yeah. Over dumb home movie type type stuff. And I don't even have those anymore. I have no movies.

That's crazy. I don't have any reason. I have some somewhere. Like my parents have some. I have like photo albums, like big photo albums, but like I don't even know where they are. I don't even know if they made it from the Bronx, substate. I miss that shit. I don't know where the fuck.

I'm not a picture person. As I've never been like, take a picture person, I'm more like enjoying the moment. But as I got older, it's kind of important to take pictures. That was a big picture person. Yeah, you forget a lot.

Yeah, you forget people just forget shit. Fucking bitch-ass geek squad, a factory reset my computer when it was, I had an issues. And I'm like, external hard drives were not popular. A 40 gig one was like 100 bucks or something like that.

It was crazy. this was in 2004. So no one had to turn a hard drive yet because floppy disk was still around actually. That's crazy. And they just deleted my shit because they're like, oh, your shit's fucked up. And I was like, why didn't you like warn me?

I would have tried to take, I had like at least 4,000 pictures. Like digital. And like my brain doesn't remember. It only remembers like a handful that were on the fucking computer. I was like, thanks guy. That's why I looked through my phone gallery and I see me and little with all the pictures we have together that are so cute. And then I look through mine.

and it's just like racism ridiculous pornography yeah dead ridiculous pornography it's not even like regular it's not even porn you beat off to his pornia like what the

who's gonna die first I still think about that fucking little guy the little guy coming on the crawling on the bed with two women that little alfowlaga that shit's that should that is one of the craziest videos I've showed you that one right

yes that was like early in the podcast I'm pretty sure that was one of the first things I think I'd ever seen. Oh. So you were just blind until like, to like maybe a day or two before that. That video of the, of the guy who I think is no exaggeration, maybe one foot two. I think he's probably two one. Max.

Like that, like that is, that is, that's a high ball, a real highball. Yeah, yeah. That's like, that's like I'm six foot. You think it'd be an asshole if you were very tall? What do you mean? Very tall? Yeah. Like if you were like my height, you think he'd be an asshole?

I don't think so. Really? Yeah. I don't, I don't think you'd be, I don't think you'd be, I don't think, I know a lot of people that if they were shorter, they wouldn't be as much of a dick as they are. Do you think so? Yeah, I know quite a few people. There's probably my cousin. If he was sure, he wouldn't be as much an asshole, he was.

He's like six, four. What is he like, he's somebody who, he revels in his, in his height? Not what was in his height But his height Definitely is how Allowed him a lot of benefits Like he's clearly like the kid That was like oh

You're tall You got some benefits of being tall That's a lot of people do Get like They can't I think I'd probably be more chilled I think it probably be more chill Honestly

Maybe Yeah Because we wouldn't have to have To have the vigor Of being small And heard of people Your words You have to like

You have to like You have to like You know like I don't gotta worry We're not gonna I'm not gonna be target Number one You gotta be like bagel boss

Remember that guy? Oh I remember that guy Yeah yeah yeah That guy was cool, man. He's good. He's dead now. That's the guy that was like, did he actually died? He actually did die.

He actually did he got like, I think he got like, yeah, he like, he did get slapped. Was that what happened to him? I remember he got bullied and bagel shot, but I don't remember. He actually died. No, right? He actually did die. He is actually currently dead. As far as I understand.

Yeah, I remember him being in the hospital, but I don't remember him dying. What a way to go? Yeah. Yeah, like that's your legacy. He got picked up by a pigeon. Crazy. What was this name? Bagel boss?

Yeah, Bagel boss. Like bagel? Wait, that's a place. That's a good. It's an actual guy. Now, did Bagel Boss come? Oh, was the place called Bagel Boss, maybe? He had a stroke and was hospitalized in November of 2019.

Chris Morgan, what a very basic name. Yeah, that's what I remember. Is he dead? Is he? Wait, is he? Yeah, fucking Chris Morgan. I guess I actually, I remember him. Dead.

I remember him being. dead, but like maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I imagine, dude. Maybe I fancised it so badly. I wished it so bad that it happened. I've wished death on people more than the most human beings, but like... Do you think so? Yeah.

I actually feel like a lot of people do it. I've wished I've... Yeah, like Spider-Man style? I have prayed. Yeah, like I go to church. I've prayed. Like, I've prayed for people's death. I've lit the candles.

That's actually crazy. I lit the Puerto Rican light the white candle with Jesus Christo on it and prayed for someone's death. That's my life. That's definitely more than most people I've never done that. Because there's definitely people in traffic You're like, I fucking hope that guy dies.

Yes. And they really mean it in that situation. Okay. No, you're right. They'll fade for after like a minute. But like you mean it in that moment. You're absolutely right. I have like cut my hands open,

wiped blood on a fucking canvas. You have not. Okay. And then drip hot oil on my forehead and wish for death. Okay. Has it worked? Anyway, we're going to move on a question. I think it has.

I literally think it has. Yes. Anyway. Oh, that's good. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Mercy. I guess. The Lord listens, man.

The Lord provides. I might have to convert. The Lord provides and the dude divides. The, uh, I don't know, man. Patreon. Icom says to snark tank over there, ask us questions. Throwing off a little bit today. But, like my little Vader shirt?

My little Halloween Vader shirt? No, I think it sucks, actually You know, he's a little bit of a little, like, trick-or-treat? The worst possible response, by the way. You think he would ever... No, no. No, he's a genocidal maniac. What do you mean? Yeah, so why are you disrespecting a genocidal maniac?

I like that mad to him's a better guy. You should go trick-treating as that. Darth Vader? Yeah. No, as your shirt. Well, explain how that would work. You'd build a big shirt. Big version of that shirt.

Wear it over that shirt. Yeah. And then you'd be the shirt. And then people ask you, what are you for Halloween? You go, I'm this shirt. I'm my shirt. You pull your costume up. I'm like, I'm this shirt.

And then that'll be, you'll get a candy. Whoa. I'll unload the rifles on my gut if I do that. Yeah. You're too old to trick, Street at this point? Yes. When's the last time you get cheated?

I was too old the last time I did it. I wasn't in my 20s. I was like, when the fuck did I go? I was told the last time I did it. I think I was like 21 or 22. 29? Jesus. I think you can get away with it right if you go with like little kids.

If you find some random child and follow him around. Me and my homey. Come here. Hey kid. Here's 10 bucks. I got something for you. Got something Come here, follow me

Now Now Say I'm your uncle To get you And it's like a fucking stark white child Yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean that's possible Yeah

All my pictures in my house None of them are black Well I have one picture of a black child My house that's my niece But other than that they're just my fucking What is it just Just Peel celebrities?

Pail ass my fucking pale ass fucking nephews Anyway The Unfortunate I think I was maybe honestly Like maybe 17 I was like 17, 16.

17, 18, maybe. I won't 2010 for sure. And I think I just didn't have, honestly, like, I would have, I would have kept going for many years. I just didn't have ideas. Or people stopped doing it. It was more about, like, the Halloween party at that point.

It was just like, oh, well, this is, this is better. Post, post-high school is Halloween parties. Yeah. Yeah, I'm an adult. I can, I can just get $10 and buy a shitload of candy. You know, that's also the thing, too. Where, like, trick-or-treating you would go to get free candy. And I'm not that, like,

I'm not that stingy. No, maybe I, no, because You know what I mean? Because me and Gabby went in the city And I was Marty McFly and she was 11 I think from Stranger Things Were you guys more or less hanging out Throughout the city?

I know I'm too old. Yeah, we were kind of Yeah, I guess we were just kind of out in the city Trigger Tree to New York City is fucking crazy It is a different beast. It's the reason I love Halloween so much I think. It's so crazy over there.

You see real ass cosplay? Like, I still will never forget. Like, I've told this story on the podcast many times, but I still, I want to read. I want to make sure I never forget it. Gabby remembers it too because she saw it. It was 2 a.m. And I was, I was staying over at her dorm. And I woke up for some reason because I think people were arguing outside.

And I looked outside. And I was like, oh my God, it's been a lots of people arguing outside. I love it. So I looked outside. And it was a guy on stilt dress as a waffle. Oh, right, right. Arguing with a clown outside of a fucking, I don't know, like a 7-Eleven or like a bodega or something. and it was loud and heated.

And I just remember being like, this is such a sight, man, because he's leaning over, he's lurching over him on the stilts. It was so crazy. Hitting him with the hurricane kicks, you know, the tatsu.

Tatsu, someone with a stil was crazy. Halloween in the city is awesome. I went trigger-treating from the Bronx once. That's scary. It was the Bronx. Because a lot of people were like, I'm dressed as a criminal.

I'm going to mug you. I went from the Bronx to Harlem to Manhattan. I went from the Bronx. Harlem's like up and I stopped over by, um, That's a long walk. I stopped over by Hell's Kitchen.

House Kitchen's crazy Halloween. Because the Derdil's really out there. Well, probably back then. Now it's probably chill. Yeah. I don't even know if it's... Actually, now it might be back to being shit. Yeah, because the economy is falling apart.

How feverishly impacted New York is. Because we got a Muslim that's going to be mayor. That's why. But what about it? He's not the mayor, though. But his presence somehow ruined Hell's Kitchen. That's my favorite. genre of post whenever I see like this is this is Biden's America or whatever and it's like literally footage of what's happening currently you know under like their administration it's awesome I love it's my favorite it never be their fault it's so crazy you could imagine imagine imagine loving a politician so much that they could bust in your face and you'd be like thank you like imagine that being like thank you so much it's creepy man for making everything terrible this is what happens when I don't know

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I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. You know somebody who's like an atheist at like 20 and then they're like a hardcore Christian now. And it's like, oh, you just didn't, you never thought at all about anything. Yeah.

You know what I mean? You followed the crowd. You're like a complete follower. And it's like that's the only people who went up that way. One of my closest friends went from being a staunch atheist. Yeah, yeah. Like, worse than Chris. Oh, way worse than.

I wasn't really that bad. You were, you were atheist, but you weren't like, you weren't like, I just didn't believe it. Rebelliously atheist. You weren't like, this is all so stupid. It wasn't like an activist or. No, I just thought it was dumb, and I just didn't like to be told what to do. He would, he would argue at, like, at dinners and stuff.

Yeah, like, we'd all be around and he'd argue dinners. Him and Jaylen. Remember him and Jaylen going back and forth all the time? Really. And I'm like, dude, I was more Christian leaning back then, but I was already like well on my way out of that belief. And by that time, I was like, ah, it's not my thing. It was annoying because I was like, you don't, who cares? But like, now he is a wild Christian who is a Holocaust denier.

What? How do you couple to two? I couldn't believe. Oh, so he's, he's anti-Semitic. We were, we were like, he got to that part. I was sending DMs to like, Chris and Jalen. I was like, did you guys see this? And it's just like, why?

I own shit being posted on his page. And I'm like, uh, he's cooked. No one's being like, hey, brother, uh, keep that in the group chat. Like, don't put that on Instagram. Don't do that. That's crazy. It is weird to see people who were, yeah, non-theist and then go full blown into it, especially if they didn't have some sort of like moment that scared them because I know that happened sometimes.

I think he had a moment I scared him. I think he didn't know. Well, I'm sure. I'm sure going to military. But the thing is to me, it's just like, you've just really. just authentically never thought for a second about any of this, if that happens to you. Because if you've thought about it

for any number of minutes, you know that yeah, you're going to probably experience something that scares the shit out of you and you're going to turn to some vague thing to look for a reason to keep going. You're going to be aware of that trap.

And so that's, that to me, oh, you just didn't, you just never actually thought any of this. Yeah, I never. The question is like, why were you an atheist in the first place? Yeah. If you can become a theist after that because literally like it makes no sense. It's like becoming a child again.

It's like that's not that's not possible really. It shouldn't be. I don't know how I could become a much. I don't know how I could. The only scenario that I can imagine myself turning to religion is with the understanding of like, okay, well look, things are bad. I'm hopeless and I understand that this is bullshit. But I am, I am witnessing.

a sense of community here. I am witnessing a sense of all of these people being like relatively unbothered compared to me because they're not thinking as much about it, all the things that I'm thinking about. I envy that. And so you know what? I'm going to like maybe just kind of be here, you know, and like just try this because maybe there's like some psychological benefit to just doing this for at the very least for me. But I feel like at that point, you know what I mean?

You're still not even doing it for you. It's like like it would be a, it would be an experiment ultimately. It's still kind of a lie, but you're trying. Yeah, it would be like this is, it's the same thing of like what I was talking about the last episode where I was like, it benefits you in some ways to delude yourself into thinking that things aren't as bad as they actually are. Yeah. Because if you think things are worse than they are, or even as bad as they are, you're more likely to not try to do anything. Yeah. So it's kind of a similar thing to that.

But like, I'm telling you right now, the only thing that could convince me is seeing it with my own eyes. Yeah, that would be only. And even that to me would be like, oh, I'm, I would be. more likely to just assume I've gone crazy. Yeah, that's why I would have to be a bunch of people witnessing something. It's kind of like, yeah, it would have to be God's face coming out of the sky being like, I am

God by the way. Hey, what up? I'm like, okay. I care about you guys, so I'm going to make my presence known. But then that's against the point again. You know, like, all of that all of it is like. No, the point, that's crazy though. That's again, that's the point of being a, being someone that believes with faith. Well, that's exactly why it's not real.

Yeah, that's, yeah. But literally, yes, it's convenient. You would never accept. retarded trap. You would never accept that you reason for anything. It's just like, oh, yeah, I'll give you the money. Just have faith that I will. Yeah, don't ask you about it. It's like, that's not how things work.

And it's not even, like, for me, it's, it's as, like, for me, it's as, like, I, what are you gay? Yeah. You don't, like, I don't know. I don't think, I just don't think religion is necessary to be decent. Obviously. And I think the problem is that so many people have resorted, like, resign themselves to like, oh, without God

I cannot do these things You can do it Without instructions People don't have empathy Which is crazy A lot of people A lot of people don't A lot of people don't like you can

I think religion helped me Acquire the greater concept of it But as I got older I was like I don't need this to continue To believe it The point is it doesn't need to be religion That's the thing No no no I understand

It gives us a lot of people It gives them that Yeah but it doesn't need to So it's like eradicated is and then replace it with something else that's not as fucked up. You know, that's the whole thing. I don't know, man. But that's the issue, though, is that people are so devoted to religion.

Now a lot of people don't have that in comparison. And now they've turned to, like, politicians or shit. I think genuinely, I think people have, like, well, now Charlie Kirk is my God. Yeah. You know, and it's just like, well, now you're, that's extra stupid. Dude, I really, like, I know. And this is the thing, like, when it came to, like, the militant atheists and all that stuff, I really think that stuff was important, even though a lot of those people were cringe,

because that's the foundation of everything we're dealing with, you know, the dogma that is being now placed on to politicians when it was just people that were in the religious sector. Just learning how to accept authority being indoctrinated from your young and not question absolute horseshit is the foundation of where we are. That's the point of everything. It leads back to like every aspect of it. It leads back to like fucking slavery.

Hold on. All of that is there. Let's put the baby out with the bathwater now. Ooh. Which is the baby? Yeah, don't worry about it. What baby? What do you mean?

Oh, okay. Yeah. But it's all the same shit. It's all follow the same thing. I would love to be a Christian. I would love to have the ability to sit down and be like when bad things happen, there's a good that's going to come out of it. But at the same time, I get that good out of people. Every time I see a person do something kind, I'm like, oh, well, yeah, there's still reason to have faith in us.

Because at least deep down, we're still kind of decent, you know? And when you're around children, you realize it's really, they are. They're just sort of decent creatures. They're not bad. They're just trying to be here. Look, people on default, people are decent because they want to be treated decently. That is, so like the idea that you need some sort of structure to be told that. No, it's very simple just by existing.

You don't want people to steal your shit. You want to work together to build a society. And that's how things happen before organized religion. was a thing. People were trying to coexist together until psychotic, greedy fucking people started manipulating good people into thinking more like them.

And that's what we're dealing with to this day. That's the biggest problem because people aren't bad. People just think other people are bad. So it's like, I got to fuck you before you fuck me over. It's literally that they're being told that they're bad. They're being told that. So they start believing it. Yeah, it's everybody.

It's always the same thing. It's like the, The 10 pieces of candy, right? And it's like, you get five, they get five. And that's fair. But it's like, what if they take six, then I'll have four? So I should take six first, right? Yeah.

Because they would take it. Yeah, yeah. They would take it. It's game theory. I think that's what's technically called. But it's like, they would take it. A lot of the bad is assumption that bad will happen. And it's not always wrong.

It's not always wrong. So that's kind of the problem with it. It's not always wrong, but it's always wrong because we don't. communicate. That's the problem. We don't communicate with another. A trillion dollars. The sad thing is special. What if I become a trillionaire? What if I become a trillionaire?

What if a child dies? I am. What if I'm fatality like deception sub-zero when I get picked up and someone rips the bottom of me off? Being a person for me has always been like a battle. Clock that. Stop. That's not going to happen.

Stop. Don't say that. I mean, I haven't prayed about it. Game series real, man. Like, I think about a lot, man. I think so often about like, why, man, why? You see, like, especially now, right? Where you just see, it's so clear now more than ever before,

although it's always been pretty clear. It's just like 4K to 8K, you know? Yeah. It's just, now it's 8K clarity. Like, if you were a bastard, you win. Yeah. So, like, it kind of becomes like this concept. I was like, every time I make a decision where it's like,

it's a moral decision. I always think like, why am I doing that? Like, what is the point of doing that, really? I don't really am screwing myself over. I don't have, by doing the good thing. I don't think I have that reaction. I just have the reaction of like, I don't like that I feel that way, but I feel it. And it's like, it's frustrating. I have that feeling too, but I also, it just, my subconscious creeps in and says, you know exactly why. Because you wouldn't be able to live comfortably doing all the horrible things it takes to, to climb to the top, to step on toes to fuck people over. Yeah, but maybe half of it. I just, you know what I mean?

I wouldn't feel comfortable going 100% of the way for like a billion dollars, but maybe 50% of the way for. Let me put it this way. For one million. I was thinking about this, Kingston. I was thinking about this. I don't know. When you,

you bought a switch early and then you sold it for more money. I don't even have the capacity to do that because. Oh, really? No. Because that's what scalpers do. I think that's a horrible practice. I, you know, I'm not funny horrible, but I'm not trying to. I'm just saying.

It wasn't the nice thing to do, but I did it. It's the second worst thing he's ever done. It's not even close. My switch. It's not even close. That's crazy. That's insane. That's not even like on the totem pole of like bad.

That's like, that's like a fucking white green. Yeah. I've gone to like nearly red twice. You were the one that got Chris DeLea in touch with all those kids. That's crazy. I was also a kid. I do remember. I was also sort of a kid.

Yeah, that's how you knew. That was the interrelia. So I'm not very. villainous at that moment. I'm just like, oh, Chris, Loulia, hey, how's it going? I have a few friends. Well, being a child, being a child, being a child trafficking, child trafficker. But that's not, but that's not child trafficking. I'm introducing. I thought it was a funny comedian. That's an interesting thing to say. That's a good cover.

That's like, what anti-Semitic people will be like, I'm just a noticeer. Yeah, I'm just asking questions. I just notice. Dude, people be, I couldn't help but notice. People notice a lot. It's a lot of noticing. Yeah. I happen to notice. A lot of them are in the series. What people were responsible for this? Who knows? That's crazy. If I saw someone say that in person, I'd be like,

Isn't that great? I saw that in real life? I saw that in real life in a bar. And you stayed? You didn't. It wasn't somebody I knew. I was like overhearing. It was like a conversation between people.

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Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. And they were talking about like, oh, man, it was around the time that, like, obviously the, what is it, the Gaza stuff was crazy, you know? Yeah, it was. Well, yeah, I guess it was starting to ramp even crazier. Because now Gaza's just gone, you know.

It's really. It's like a forge map now. It looks, no, it looks like a forge map being made. Well, that is the implication. It's not forged yet. It's forging. Anyway, we should, uh, get out of questions. Patreon to ComCestors and Stark Tank

Go over there, ask questions, all that crap. Who knows is crazy? That's a powerful statement. It is, I could... He did that too, they pointed. Like, he was just like, as if... Who knows? As if he wanted people to know what he was talking about.

He's just fucking... I think he was kidding, but like, it is a crazy fucking... I haven't been around racism like that. That racism... The yes, you have. No, not like that. It's all over your phone, your phone is it? But listen, I haven't been around that.

I've seen it. You know why? Because you... are that. I'm not that kind of racist. You are that racism. I'm not. I'm not racist everybody. I'm not publicly racist to anyone other than my own group of people. I don't know. Publicly is doing a lot of

heavy lifting there. Yeah, publicly. I'm not. I make racist jokes like, not that much anymore. I've gotten kind of soft. Let's move on the question. Sure, buddy. What's happened to me? I don't know. Anyway, we're going to move on the carpeted microwave. Oh, fucking. Oh, cool. What are you doing? What are you doing?

Carpet of microwave, bro, that's crazy. He says, gluing your asshole shut does not allow you to fart so hard. Your balls explode, turns out. You ran the experiment. Oh, he did it. Well, that's what I'm going to choose to believe. Okay. How would that work in the first place?

What do you, if you, there's no exit, so it goes out of the balls. That's not how that works, though. How do you fucking know? Your ass is not attached to your balls. You don't know that for certain. I'm sure about that. You, how certain are you? Like, 75% certain.

That's not nearly certain enough. That's not even enough to win an election in something. fucking Android just swears he knows everything. Yeah, he's connected to I don't know, fucking ass jeeps. That's what I want to do. I want to make an AI that is based on the code base of Ash Jeeves

so everything you ask it is completely outdated. I love that. Yeah. It's like a time capsule AI. I'd love that. They show you the food pyramid, the old one. That is so funny that that was real, man. Yeah. Yeah. That's one of those things where it's like, it is unfortunate, but like whenever people point to

like science as like having flaws or whatever they always put that's a big thing that they point to it's like that wasn't even real science I know yeah that's what's passed off as real science yeah look they're wrong about everything it's like well first of all that's not real even yeah even if it was it's like dude the idea of science it's not that it's always going to be right at that time period there gets us closer to getting it's like bro it's improved that's what the method is

for I was like it's so easy to just trick people into like not trusting fucking science that's crazy but they trust people that have no basis. They trust people. Who do you mean? You ever notice though though? They trust people like charlatans and grifters only in the medical field and certain stuff like that. But then when it comes to engineering architecture or anything like that, they're never like,

oh, you know that fucking pariah that fucking doesn't know how to build anything? I want to see like Joe Rogan never invites that fucking guy on that has like different theories about cars or combustible engines. No, he's completely satisfied with that, you know? You'll never like, oh, but they're, you know. know some rogue mechanic that's, oh, I'd know how to build a combustible engine out of wood. You know, I'm like fucking, Joe, oh, that's interesting. Let me have, no, no, it's, it's always vaccine. I build a robot out of fucking grass.

I was surprised Rogue didn't have that little black kid on the thumb, the little plasticine kid on the fucking body. Because he would never do that. That black kid probably wouldn't go on there. Also, I just don't think that's real also, but. No, it's, it's, it's very real. It's just that he's, it's not new, but he built one. That's what makes it crazy.

That kid built his own, which is nuts. Yeah, I don't know. Everything I see on the internet. I just assume it's fake until I see much heavier proof that it's real. I need people who are, that I trust to corroborate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I mean,

science experiment completed. You can't fart your balls open. So, uh, shame. That's great. Something, something gay, something slurrode in. Sounds like me. Or Derek. No, it's more Derek. He's going to do with the gay first. Either way. Anyway. Good. He says, hi,

they're funny, creative, and Derek. That's crazy. It's so mean for no reason. What is it? That's just free-flow and Not nice. You'll just bully us. What's the worst social norm you had no idea was a faux pa until way too late? Oh, God. For me, I grew up in a heavily Hispanic town.

I'm white. Well, you can be both. So I constantly heard the soft A being used by people who are not black, so I never associated that word with only black people saying it. Oh, geez. That's a typical one. It wasn't until I moved away to college that my new girlfriend had to explain to me that, no, even the soft A you can't use to refer to your friends.

but I tried to convince her otherwise. It's culture, man. It's like, that makes perfect sense. I heard it a lot. It depends on, I never really liked saying it, though. Like, I just wasn't. I find it fine if you are a Caribbean, Hispanic person. I don't mind you saying anything.

If you are Southwestern, I don't, I don't have a problem with it immediately. Southwestern, what do you mean? Like Mexican, Salvadorian, Costa Rica. So Costa Rican is maybe not so much because, like, it's a lot of black people there. Like, it's fucking weird. But it depends on what side you're on. Yeah. Chagano's didn't do it that often in my area.

I know. But you know who did it way more? It was Samoans or like Polynesians. So it's like a big like in actually Hawaiian gardens and Long Beach. There's actually a lot of Crips, especially Polynesian ones. And sometimes they would say it more than just brothers. And I'm like, are you? Okay.

You know, they're giant human beings. So it's not like you want to fuck with them anyway. It's weird because of the Samoans. I know we're like, very very like integrated with blackness in general like with black like the fucking the Uso brothers right yes like those yeah they look like niggas like they look like black people what the fucking you talking about like there's um there's a wrestling j us there's a there's a wrestling dynasty that comes from i thought you said the ruso brothers oh no the directors of the fucking

uh fucking the fucking the um avengers the captain american movies let's go let's go let's go He's like, my niggas, my niggas. They look like niggins. I was like, they don't look slightly. That's great. But I don't know. For me, it's like I, look, man, I don't, I think the word's ultimately a word at the same time. But you got to, you got to know who you're, read the room.

Well, he's not asking you that. Read the room. He's asking you about the folk. Oh, Oriental. I said Oriental a lot growing up because I thought it was proper. And it wasn't. Oh, yeah. It wasn't at all.

I said Oriental because it was respectful. It's just not for, it's, it's not the most disrespectful thing you can do. because it is a just like, oh, these things like a rug, an oriental rug. It is like it is not supposed to be for people. Yeah. That's the biggest problem. I would call my friend Orient. This is my Orient friend.

Yeah. That's, to me, I'm like, why would you do that? Because like, did you mind? Did you want people be like, oh, you're African American? I thought it was respectful. African American. There's not saying black. I'm like, well, I'm like, why you call like, you don't call anyone Mexican American? You don't call anyone Asian American.

You don't do like, why are you? I understand. understand why they do it for black people because we don't know what fucking country were from I was younger when I was younger when I was younger I would say that because I thought it was respectful I just thought it was respectful I thought it was like okay instead of calling somebody Asian I this is the most respectful version of it instead of call someone I just called I just referred to a person as Oriana Chinese maybe music I've referred to as like oriental music my friends like hey I'm from I'm actually from Cambodia and I was like all right Chinese

you know and then like it worked out the biggest one for me was like shoes in the house well that was the biggest one for me what realizing that was like a faux pot to like not take your shoes off. Because my parents just like, they cleaned so regularly that I think honestly, like it was never a thing that you had to take your shoes up

when you went to my house. And I think in retrospect, it was because they cleaned so regularly that like if the time came to clean again and nothing was dirty, it was infuriating to them because it would be, it would feel like a waste of effort.

So they just, they just didn't care. I can't walk around house with my shoes on anymore. They would have twice a week. They would just like deep clean. It was Wednesday. crazy twice a week.

It was Wednesdays and Saturdays, I remember. I cleaned my house every single day. I clean my house every single day to the point that if I don't get a chance to clean my house, I get stressed out. Right. Trauma. That sounds like hell. But so because you do that, are you, do you care about shoes at all? I, I'd assume people would take off their shoes, so I don't even make a mention of it.

People are going to take off their shoes, obviously. So that's a fine thing. But because I clean every day, like Lily cares a lot about shoes in the house. I don't. But also, most people would just take off their shoes when they come into that. house. Yeah. To me, do you have carpet or not? If you have just vinyl, okay,

it can be easily excused because it's a very easy cleanup carpet. You're going to have to get it fucking cleaned. You don't vacuum out the dirt. Yeah, carpet is different. Like, hardwood floors to me is like whatever, just like sweep. And it's obviously if it's rains or something. It's just like, you're not going to track

rain all over a fucking, I've seen people do that which is like, that's just even even beyond a social pot. That's just crazy. Because like, that's immediately. FD. But Like if I wake up And I don't make my bed

I get stressed out If I fucking, if I don't What was worse when I was in New York? Oh my God. When I was in New York? You'll OCD. Not I have OCD. You sure?

I think I live with people that I've had OCD I think that's the thing. Did you adopt it? I think I just have trauma Because of the people that had it around me Now I just get nervous because of it. I think you have something. I have something for sure

For sure. I'm going to look into the coding. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we should. But, like, I know, like, if I don't... We should also hire somebody to do it who understands what that even means. Right. Because, like, I've just been...

But, yeah, it's fucking crazy. Like, my grandmother, if I didn't, if I didn't make my bed, she would be like, you cannot go outside. And, like, you can't go to basketball practice. And I'm like, are you serious? That's crazy. That's, like, military shit. It's really bad.

Like, I didn't... I can't sleep in a living room now. Like, I can't sleep in a living room now. Like my living room, my house in New York, that living room area was just for people that would come over and interact. I couldn't sleep there. So now I can't sleep in my couch and my house. And you never, you never, like, got out of that mode. I've seen you fall asleep on that couch.

I fall asleep, but I can't like, I've fallen asleep before when I was a problem, but I can't, like, take a restful sleep there. Like, I'll wake up stressed out. Yeah, you should probably, you should probably get that worked out. It's fucking bad. It's just a trauma response, actually. It's like, oh, well, here we go. I've just, I'm not allowed to do this. Yeah, it's cool about your trauma.

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That one is so fucking played out. It is boring as fucking. class, unless you're showing pussy lips, sexy cats played out. That's crazy. I mean, it would go with the costume, technically. Exactly. If you show lips, if you show him pussy lips

and vulva, I'm down. But if not, don't put it on. It's pretty boring otherwise. The sexy everything's like, I don't mind it if it is actually. But like for the most part, it's not really sexy anything. It's just kind of like boiler plate, you know, very generic.

It's like almost on a wear something very tight in leather. And it's like, that's... And a lot of people doing it just don't... On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea.

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Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. Yeah, I don't know. I don't care. Show me your fucking clitoris. Yeah, show me a clitoris, dude. Yeah, put a magnifying glass above it so I can see it better. I want to see it jump in Twitch. Yeah.

Okay. I'm done with the half measures, bro. I'm out of half measure feller. Yeah, I can see that. Clearly. Clear as day you're not. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't actually have to. examples of like crazy costumes or whatever. Yeah. I feel like I know what the big ones is going to be this year. Oh yeah. You know it. You know the big one. You know it.

I thought about it. I felt like I was like, yeah, you know what, I'll give it some time. You thought about it. I absolutely thought, because it's so easy.

It is easy. It's like, it's just a freedom shirt. A freedom shirt. A squib. That is so. A microphone. Like it's clearly.

That is so distasteful. You don't even. It is distasteful. Even for me. But you understand that that's going to happen, right? Absolutely. And I'm going to laugh at it. There are going to be, and there's going to be good ones. You know how we know for sure.

People did it to a person that was universally loved in Steve Irwin. Right, exactly. And that was like at the time, they loved him. There's that whole picture of Bill Maher and in the... 100%. You know. People love that guy and they still made fun of him. Fuck you, Bill Mar.

Okay. Yeah, but not for that. Well, like, yeah, but I love Steve Irwin. So, fuck, Bill Maherwin. I mean, I like Steve Irwin too, but like, that's a good costume. Yeah. It can be funny, but like... It's like the priest with like the fake.

The fake kid around the waist. It's like, there's like, offensive costumes, I think, are good. That shit's great, but also. It is crazy. It is crazy to wear. It's only crazy to me because it's like nothing has been done about that issue. That's the only thing. It's like, oh.

It was worse before, man. Motherfuckers just still juggling the kids around. It was worse before, Derek. It's gotten better. I don't agree with that at all. It's got to do. Dude, pre-the-re-just-like day was way worse. It was gotten better, dude.

Only. only it only happens like way too much now. They're shuffled around less when they get caught, I guess. I don't fucking. Yeah, dude. I don't know, man. Yeah. You must have a kid in America.

Go to Costa Rica mess four kids. They're not going to fucking, they don't got communication that fast over there. Yay. I think, I saw one. I saw one go as the Kobe crash once. We had like a fake helicopter, like a really poorly made helip like a borderline polygonal helicopter around him. And they just, like, pictures of people in, in the windows.

Wow. That's a crazy. Which is crazy. And then, like, his shirt was like fire. But, like, that's a crazy one. It was a crazy. Like, that's, that's probably the most crazy one that I've seen in person. Yeah.

Because that was, like, at a Halloween party in, like, 2018. I've seen some pretty wild racist. What did that happen? No, it couldn't have been 2018. No, it was 2019. It was, it was, wait, wait, Kobe? Yeah. When you died?

Yeah. That was 2020. No, it was 2020. He kicked off. Early 2020. January. Anyway, yeah. He kicked off the beginning of the end because we were...

Kobe died and so was everything. I think the pandemic would have not happened. That was the catalyst. Yeah. And what I got his back because I wasn't a guy that sat in the center to be able to spend it afterwards. I remember that day so vividly. Yeah, Kobe was in the helicopter with scientists who were transporting the virus to be disposed of thrown into a volcano. But it crashed, got all over the mountain, got into some animals.

And that's why we have COVID. That's the prevailing theory. The animal was taking to Wuhan. in Wuhan, the animal out. That is also something that I forgot to mention as well.

The animals snuck aboard a flight to Wuhan coughed and coughed in a lab. Yeah. And then everybody got sick. So it's Kobe's fault. It is Kobe's fault,

unfortunately. Yes, unfortunately. You know, I love that guy, but he ruined us. He ruined the world. You know, Kobe killed more people

than the vaccine. What is, you're right. I'm wondering, I'm wondering what cost to me I think I've seen the best one Kobe killed.

Kobe killed me. You've killed me. You've killed us all, Kobe. We just made a major breakthrough that Kobe Bean Bryant was responsible for the vaccines. Kobe basketball Bryant. Kobe Basketball Bryant, the third or something. I don't know. There's a war in Portland.

Oregon. It's ravaging the world. It's so scary. We're going to send in the National Guard. We're going to send in Sealed Team 6, Agent 47. They're literally just trying to creep over here. That's like all he's doing. He's trying to creep over here. We're going to send in the Power Rangers and the dragons from Dragon Tales. Elon invented a dragon yesterday. It was a Tesla dragon. It's crazy. Tesla Dragon. We're going to send in our strongest men and women. Just kidding. Just the men. Women don't belong anywhere. We're going to extended the gremlins The gremlins To take care of the gay

Antifa people Burning down Portland right now It's all on fire people It's all on fire Look outside If you see a fire That's Portland It's a little piece of Portland

Delaporting at you If you look outside I see fire It's Portland Just no matter where you are No matter where you are If you're in Russia And you see fire

That's Portland Fucking motherfucker Muffin loose out their window And sees the fucking a drum on fire with the bums like warming themselves like, oh my God, Portland invaded us. I can't believe he's actually setting the fucking

military into Portland. Well, I can, but you know what I mean. It is, the spirit of what that sentence means is, you know. Did you ever think that like, uh, he did it to D.C. And he was a lot of do that. He's going to probably do it over and he's just trying to get to California now. So it's like, well, yeah, yeah. I mean, he already tested it a little bit in California. Yeah, it didn't work.

But like, it's, It's so, the thing that is this, the only thing that's crazy to me is, um, how many people, that includes myself, are kind of like downplaying still what's happening in a meeting because this could be like the, like the beginning of something of an actual like, oh, they're just going to start not only arresting, but just killing people, especially with the new, it could be, it just really depends on what he feels like doing. because he can get away than anything.

Yeah, but at least you're not going to have fat soldiers running around. Thank God. Do you see that? Yeah. I saw all the highlights

from that fucking shit, dude. What is it? He's making it so like, he's doing like the, I don't even remember what the fuck. He was just like,

they were talking about like no more fat people in the military zone. No more DEI. Which, I mean, whatever, that's fine.

It's weird that that's even what to me is like it doesn't matter because everything is fucking big guns and fucking drones and shit. That's why. why like women are fine. Do you think about

historically some women that were fucking sniping the shit out of Nazis back in the day? It's just like we use guns anyway like even if it's so retarded. It's so stupid. No, they need to be jacked and because they're gay. They're like they want sexy men. They want sexy hot men. It's the idea of the male gays or the female gay and being like that guy's attractive but that's not what

I think of the most attractive thing and it's like yeah but isn't he jacked and awesome? It's like yeah it's what we project on what attractive men is. It's like them trying to do the the physical fitness thing for kids now the what is it the presidential fitness exam Oh right back because Because the I like the idea that the

The current administration was like There's nothing to see in the Epstein files There's no pedophiles But I do want to say your kids are getting a little out of shape No reason But I think we should get your kids better in better shape For no reason I think they should look really good

I think they should look really They should look better than they do It's getting kind of unsightly for me Is that the bum? Is that the bum? Boys from freaking what you call it from I think you should leave what the buff baby fucking page oh the buff baby yeah that shows fucking crazy oh I did see that that clip that you shared uh Chris or he sounded like fucking Zach pebble dude it's you see that clip no

there's a clip of Trump where he sounds exactly like that hold on I have to say you said a Ted Cruz thing look he must have misspoke he definitely misspoke that is funny it's so let me I'll play both of those clips I'll play both of those I know you but I was like Hold that fuck. He said it so clearly it was hilarious. It's like, it's with such conviction too. Like, I'm sure he was like, oh, Freudian slip maybe? Absolutely.

So this is Trump and I swear to you, dude, listen. To pedophiles. Listen, listen, listen. Listen to this. Anybody disagrees. Could I please have your hand? Who disappears at raising can is no good? Just raise your hand.

I don't see any hands raised. Why does he sound like that? I think he's literally dying. That is literally Zach. That is Zach's impression of him. And he's talking about raising chains. I had the perfect Trump impression before we even realize how perfect it was. I'm going to touch Zach later and be like, did you hear this?

He's like, yeah, he's absolutely seen this. I'm sure it's the only thing he's seen in the last like 24 hours. Now, did he actually, because and the Ted Cruz thing for anybody who didn't hear that. Oh, right, right, right. Senator Booker also said, we should have bipartisan agreement. I think that's a great idea. We should have bipartisan agreement. How about we all come together and say let's stop murders?

How about we all come together and say let's stop raped? How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking pedophiles? I heard the whole content is worse. My friend said, did he correct himself or did he not realize that he said it? I think he left right afterwards. I think you said any like left afterwards. I have to see it.

I have the video of it. I'm going to play it when we have to break. I'm assuming he misspoke. But clearly, like, with such conviction, Freudian slip. It's so funny. It's so funny. Like, you can't, it's so good. Yeah.

Like, what do you meet? Like, if Biden said this, first of all, it would be, it's over. It's over. It's over. A version that would be gulged on their shoulders. And that's a guy who's not only miss speaking, he's mistinking. Yeah. Because he's gone.

He's misting. So, like, there's even less of an excuse for Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz is, dude, Texas is such a joke, dude. It's freezing over, literally like hell. And kids got washed away after they were cutting some funds that would have actually alert them better. That literally would have helped. That's what's crazy. Wait, what happened?

When the flood happened? Remember when the flood happened and all those Christian people at the camp? They literally, like drowned like 100 kids or whatever. They literally just prior, like a few months prior, cut the funds that would have made that less bad. It's like, it's like. You tell me none of those Christians learned how to part water. That's crazy. Well, because the...

That's like the first thing you learn. Wasn't he the Jewish man that did it? Oh, that's right. Only Judee... Only druids can do it. Jewel... Jewelts is crazy. Jewelts is crazy.

This was a Jewelid. That's crazy. I guess. A Jewish druid. Walk on water is a druid spell. Is it really? Yeah, water walk is a druid spell. That's crazy.

That's sick. Also, so is conjur money. Condramoney. Stop. Conjure coin Duplicate coin Man isn't crazy how like God I wish I had that

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Reese's Rees I was like why I was like why do Why do people really hate Jewish people Like what is the real cause of the bullshit And it's the funniest thing I was like I was like maybe like three hours of reading

And it quite simply boils down to Christians in a Bible, if you follow the Bible, actually, you cannot charge interest on things. That is how it works. A man cannot charge interest. I don't like where this is going. So what happens is that Christians were not utilizing the banking system that was provided to them at the time.

But Jewish people were like, this is obviously a good investment for us to be able to utilize this. Obviously, we're, duh, what's better than being involved directly with money? You know, like, clearly it's a smart, smart decision. So what happened is because of the fact that Jews people was so heavily involved With the money of the bankings Everybody was like oh fuck these guys because Christians just couldn't do it because they're following their religion Well you know it's so it's such an insane like do you know what family revolutionized banking

I don't know exactly This is the thing where this is where all the modern day hatred comes from because of course there's still stuff but like modern day of the rachshal family The fresh prince family You know so funny banks Carlton, yeah, Carlton Banks, exactly. Yeah. I know the Rothschilds are. Yeah, it's just like, but that's where most of that stuff stems from the Rothschild.

There's so much conspiracy theory shit surrounding them. And the funny thing is I listen to an audio book about them, like a newer one. And that was so funny. The guy that wrote his name is Mark Rothschild. And I'm just like, okay, so you're making it so no conspiracy theorist will ever read this because they be like, he's one of them. And then he puts in the book, he's like, I'm not related to them. It doesn't matter. It doesn't fucking matter.

Looking at history. Looking at how stupid history has been consistently is really interesting. Let's like open a book and look at things. Listen, banking sucks. Like, you can just find, because banking is fucking. It sucks. It's insane. It just happened to be, these people happen to master it.

What do you mean these people? You know exactly. The Jewish people. Who? The Jewish people. Is that what we're talking about? Yes. Oh, we're not still talking

Carlton Banks Is that, is that we talking about? The Winslow's? What? I thought we were still talking about Into the spider risk Oh, he has dementia. Oh yeah.

Into the family matters? That was a sick one. Into the family matters. They're all moving on like It's on two frames. That's so stupid. Anyway. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious.

It's like it all trails right back to that. And I'm like, well, the Christian. are dumb. They didn't get involved in banks. Bankers die. I'm on their side at this moment.

In this moment? Yeah, most of the time on their side, I think. Okay. Most of the time, yeah. Jews control the world. Jews control. That's crazy.

The anti-Semitic fucking... The Jews control the West. It's the Jews controlling all the money. On the knee. Friday's on ABC Friday's on ABC Seriously fuck them

TGIF What is it called What is it called Gollum matters What the fuck did you just say? What did you just say? Isn't Goiam mean like white or something? I don't actually I really don't remember

Goya? Goyam Isn't it mean like, I do, I literally don't remember. I don't know a single fucking word, you stupid bitch. Whatever happened to the discount that you promised. Opening lyric. That's not okay. That's not okay.

That's not okay. Guys, guys, our Jewish population. No, I look, look, I got to actively stand against that. That shit is wild. I'm sorry. pretty good. It's funny, but also we're joking around. We don't hate Jews. That's just so

funny. You know what that means. Look, man. Oh, it just means peoples. Oh, that would have been great. Goyem matters. It means nations or peoples. That fell out of me way too easily. Yeah, I was there.

Oh, in modern day term, Goim just means like a non-Jewish person. So yeah, yeah, yeah. This worked, perfect. That was out of pocket. That was hard. out of pocket. That went hard. That really hurt.

I love it. Just think that whimsical ass fucking music. It's so comforting. This is like this deeply sinister overtone. That's out of pocket. Wow. I really like that snark tank, guys. My name is Nicholas J.

Fuentes and I really like the. I really like what they're saying already. That Tom's winning guy seems a really, really, He's like, for one of the fucking, he's one of the good ones. He's one of the good ones. I'm gonna get him on my show, actually. I hate that McFerite's is Mexican and bothers me a lot. I mean, he's like a, like, one-tenth Mexican.

Oh, he's like, he's half Mexican. No, he's like grandfather's Mexican. You sure? I think I saw a clip of him saying like that, like, he's mainly German and Italian and all those things. I wonder if that's true. But like, I think his grandfather is, I mean, he might be, it could be lying because he thinks it's impure, but it. I feel like he would just lie the entire time. You know what I mean?

There's people. Sorry to cut you off. He doesn't look Mexican either, to be fair. He looks fairly diluted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing. Like I think I had to go who said she was Mexican too. And he's like, no.

Oh, yeah. But like, yeah. It depends, but. There's people that know his family that have made TikToks about him. I don't remember all that was entailed, but there's like a lot of interesting stuff about who he is, how psychotic he is compared to the rest of his family and shit. I guess his mom's a teacher. And it was really interesting. People just being like, oh, yeah.

Let me tell you how this guy became the. guy and it's like oh it's all the beats that you would that you would assume there's fucking losers it's losers that got made fun of he shat his pants one time in school that you know it's it's that happens though it's literally the beats that turns you into a fucking villain in every trope fucking movie of course man man let's read the names man no motherfucker you showed up late we need more questions let's get out of here man that was that was a that was a wild skit all right we do two more questions yeah and then we'll do yeah As you know,

when they take my stuff. Kayla Rivera's dead and Ronnie Baby Daddy wrote in. I don't even who that is. That's the girl I made fun of all the time. Who? A girl from my school that was a bitch. Oh, right. That's crazy.

That's a deep cut. That's insane. I love that. I love deep cuts. Oh, did I talk to you about the David thing? Huh? Do we talk about the David thing? Oh, right.

Deforvid? Deforvid. It's nuts. It's been. He said he was innocent, apparently. What? I think I remember seeing that. A fucking an update?

I think so. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. No, I mean, I can't. So you're not doing a bit? I'm not doing a bit. But like, if he's innocent, that's crazy. I just, it's like, I don't think he's, let me say this.

He's not innocent. He's innocent. He's innocent. Do you have a, I have a theory. What? That, uh, his, because obviously people were making a lot of money off of him. It could be, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be surprised if. either one of his homies or somebody on his team

concocted something to make her disappear because eventually this was going to catch with him because he was not smart about it at all. He was open, live streaming with that girl. He's just too close to that problem. That's where I'm, it's uncomfortable how close he is to that problem. Yeah. Is it the Drake thing with the underage kids?

You're just too close to that problem. You weren't. You can't find any information anymore. It's like Drake did it. You're right. And like, Drake. He said David's seeking asylum in Russia. I'm just like that's clearly not real.

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Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow, that had everything. Rees, suspense, reeses. Not a giggle necessarily, but he acknowledged it. Anyway, he says, I'm y'all's age, and I don't see my friends that much because of work,

they have kids now. You all have this issue too? If so, how do you go about it? I miss socializing with them. I see my friends all the time. So I don't know. I see most of my friends pretty much.

But we also work, you know. I see most of my friends a lot. I haven't seen Jaylon a little bit of time in Paul. Yeah. But I see most of my friends pretty often. But also I could always be like, give a hit.

Unfortunately, life starts taking you. The older you get, the more it gets like problematic, like seeing your friends because now that I'm like, I've become very active in their lives of my nephews. Unfortunately, that's like where a lot of my time.

gets absorbed. Because it's like I'm watching them or I'm going over to the house and helping out with the mother and stuff like that. So it's a lot of work. Yeah. It's a lot of work. But yeah, I can see my friends fairly often. I just like hit up like my friends like, hey, can't ever play magic?

They'll be like, yeah, shoot through. Just go put magic. Yeah. Yeah. I see some of my friends now. We're actually as an excuse to like hang out on Sundays. We started a podcast. I haven't uploaded anything.

But like we just started recording. Sit down and talk shit. Yeah, so we're just talking. We're hanging out, we're talking shit. And eventually I'll probably start slapping them on my main channel just for, just for fun. I'm not expecting anything of it. But it's a name that we used to have like two groups in high school that would hang out all the time. And sometimes we'd hang out on Fridays or Saturdays just depending on who it was.

And I would hang out a lot on Fridays. And the people on Saturday called themselves the Saturday night boys. They're like, oh, the S&B. And I'm like, that's fucking gay. You guys are Friday Night Freaks? And then the fright, no, it was the freaking awesome guys. Like, it's the F-A-G. F-A-G.

So it was like, they're like, you guys are the freaking awesome guys. And I was like, oh, that's funny. And then all these years later, like, hey, what would you podcast? And they're like, freaking awesome guys. The idea that you guys would have it be freaking awesome guys, but use such lame fucking words to get there is what bothers me the most. That's what it's all about me. It bothers me.

So it's like, they won't get it. We're trying to be innocent on a DM. Freaking awesome guys, man. F-A-G, baby. But also my girlfriend's like, technically my best friend. So, like, hang out with her a lot. She lives with me.

Yeah. Fucking gay, dude. She's my homie. I'm supposed to see J-Lam in, like, two days. She's funny. A lot of it is now, like, it's planned now. You know what I mean? It used to be more spontaneous.

They'd just be like, hey, I'm here. Right. Or hey, I'm coming over. Now it's more like, what are you doing Thursday? Now it's like, oh, okay, yeah, I got Thursday free. People get busy, man.

I don't know. Good busy living You don't have kids though luckily so Thank God Yeah I know No kids yet Ever Yeah I don't know

I think I'm gonna I think you're probably gonna have kids Maybe we'll see I don't know man We'll see It's like if I go It's looking like a no for me Go to if I moved to Europe

It has to be a mistake Free fucking health care Like no hospital bills Like okay Well if say if I accidentally Got Jojo pregnant right now Then she's definitely Having a baby over there

You know what I'm saying So at least there's like I don't have to have a fucking $10,000 bill. So that's gonna be pretty sweet. Yeah, if I have a kid, it'd have to be a mistake. And then I'm just gonna keep it because I'm like,

I can deal with it having a child. But yeah, I'm not knowingly having a child. I'm not like aiming for a child anything. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I... Once you get past, this is my thing. Once it gets past 25,

you're likely not gonna have a mistake anymore. Very likely. Like that likelihood drops significantly. I imagine. And then once you get to like 32, if you don't have a kid, you're not gonna advocate. I just pull out and bust them the mouth instead of a

busting in her and that saves like it's like I ricocheted into her pussy yeah I'm just always like my hands are you know my hands are tied whatever just bust in my mouth's easy oh stop looking right at me why did you make such solid eye contact this I just letting you know my tactics man I'm like you know it it really deeply upsets me because I really don't like come but yeah I don't know what else to do with it you know eat it. I don't know what else to do with it. It's pretty. Yeah, what the fuck else was? Eat your own cum. Oh, should I?

I guess will it make my skin better like another other rumors. Hey, the cheap vials of your calm within your house. Dude, just stop staccard. You know,

you have like a little chemistry set where it's a bunch of com. They're completely useless. They're not stored at the right temperature. It's just on display. If you open a vial, you'll pass out because of the fucking feel. That's so gross, dude. That's like opening when they open tombs

Like and then fucking the oxidation Ruins everything Like like oh I love I love I like the idea of there being a compilation of like Footage of archaeologists just ruining shit like you know They don't know They also don't know The guy that got King Tut fucking hacked him to pieces to remove him

That's crazy They're so stupid They're like geniuses but then they're also like, fuck, this is hard. It's ruining the fucking one of the most famous mummies of all time. The fucking mummies curse bullshit.

You get fucking, you're getting fucking poison and you die from that. Yeah. It's like going crazy. You're not going crazy. You're just dying. I always wanted to drink their like sludge

that's left in, you know? See if I gain any pharaoh powers. What pharaoh is death? Hey, maybe. Maybe I will become death. I am become death or whatever.

I have become death. I'm like fucking Xanatos now and I'm fucking, I'm killing. Sanatos. I'm killing. Oh, yeah. Is it Thanatos?

Sanatos. That's a god of death in Greek. Yeah. Why did I see Xanatos? Oh, that's from fucking, that's from Gargoyles. I think he's the main villain in Gargoyles. The bad guy? The bad guy that possesses the dude with the long hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he's Zanatos. The wizard. That show was cool as fuck. Shout out Keith David for everything. It's good show, man. They try to compete with the animated series, Batman the animated series.

It's, uh, I know that it, I think it came back, right? Didn't it come back for a bit? Gargoyles? I think it did. It did. But it was like, you know, the steam is lost. That intro is sick, though. Those horns.

Was that Danny Elthman? Sound like it. It probably wasn't. Who's Danny Elfman? What? Who's Danny Elfman again? I mean, shut the fuck up. I don't think it was, I mean, it sounds like him.

I don't know if they just ripped them off or if it was. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, just go. Yeah, do that. Do the next one. That was too gay. No, I mean, I'm looking for it. weirdly like... Do the one that says

Why am I gay? Did you see that? Yeah, I did see that one. Where is that? It was up there. It was up there was earlier. There's one that says by Hammer Game. He wrote, You're Gay.

Oh, so there's a few of those. Okay. Yeah. What is that my dad? Thank you, man. Yeah, you're dead supporting us. A lot of these are like kind of serious. Serious?

Yeah. Give us some serious ones, man. Okay. I mean, there's one. Somebody got some beef or they want some advice or... No, it's like, like, um, they're, they're struggling with their identity. What the fuck was it? Jesus. Depending on what we say, they might live or die.

So what? I definitely want to handle that. I almost said, so what, right? Refle. So what? So what? I'm still, a cock, hard. Okay, yeah, here's the one. Fucking mad, dude. Here's the, listen to, listen to T-H-E by Will I-M for absolute goldmine of the hardest stupidest bars. I don't even know. T-H-E? I know what that is. T-H-E. Anyway, he says, a bit of a person. serious question for Sweenes, if it's too much, just call me gay. Kingston, do you have any insight on how, at all, on how your life might have been different if you hadn't lost your mom?

Like, were her and King Dad together even? King Dad, I love that this is a fucking game. Do you think you would have ended up doing a podcast with these other two mongaloids? Thanks, son. Well, certainly not. I feel like that's a drastic change of, you know. If my mother was still alive, I wouldn't have been raised on my grandma. So that would have been one thing.

That would have been very different. I would never move to the state So I would have never met you I've never met Chris and Joe and everybody I don't know I don't really I you what's crazy It feels really not good But I don't think about my mom

Well I did when I was younger a lot Like I was he was like the longing for a mother Because you'd feel like obviously everybody has a mother And you don't You could probably be really Because you don't have your father Felt mean to say But I didn't meet it despitefully at all

But like I just never really thought about her And like I would like to know her because she seemed interesting, but she also seemed really strict. Like, so my mom was crazy strict. So I was like,

I guess, I don't know. I had my grandma. My grandma was also very strict, but she was like always in my favor, like always in my corner. So it helped me like, like I don't think mom would have got me counseling

for the problems that had. I don't think she would have got me therapy. So I am blessed to have had my grandma and led me down this path. But I think, I don't think it would have been the same at all. But a very different life. I think you're dead.

Maybe. That's crazy. I mean I got caught up in the, the hood shit in New York and not like fucking left. Even my mother was another educated woman too. Yeah, that would have been wild. I want to see Crystal Wall. I want to see that version of Kingston.

I would love to see all these like alternative times. It's a shame. Getting fucking savagely raped in jail. You know? Yeah, that too. By like white supremacist factions. Yeah, that too. Factions, many different types like warring.

They don't like each other. They're warring to rape. They're having a war for your ass. That's crazy. I'm the fucking, fucking, fucking, I'm the prodigal prize. Man, I'm going to think at the top of the fucking tower. That is so great. That is so outrageous.

The prison's a different world, dude. Oh, man. I don't know, man. I'd be interesting. I'd love to, I'd love to meet her. That's it. I don't know if I can have a conversation with her, but also at the same time,

she probably scares me because of the way she was described to me. I'm like, ah, you were probably a lot, mom. Yeah. She liked my dad also just crazy. That guy sucks. That is also, that is an interesting kind of wrinkle in it, whereas, like, you'd have to contend with a person. who really likes a person you can't stand.

In a degree that, like, it has to affect you. They were separated by the time I was born. Yeah. But she still loved my dad. Sure. So the happens is the idea is that, like, obviously the separation thing where you're, like, I'm afraid that my mom's going to see my dad and me and my mom's going to have resentment. Because parents try to be like, I don't do that.

And it's like, you're human. You do that sometimes, you know. Do what? If they, if they, in harbber. Like, if your child harper's behaviors from the person that you hated so much to you know, you're going to feel some type of way about them, obviously. That's just human. You know, you're like, oh.

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Podcasts. And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reese's.

Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. It's crazy. Yeah. I agree though. Yeah. It's like, I don't know.

Yeah. That's crazy. The fucking pressure. Dick Pringles wrote it. He's a greetings girl boss. And this will be the last one. We'll go into the names after this. But greetings girl bosses.

I've got a question for Chris. You've mentioned multiple times how generally uninterested you are. in comics slash superhero so I wanted to ask what draws you so much to Spider-Man as a standalone hero? Is it mostly tied to childhood nostalgia surrounding the Ramey films

animated series? Do you just find him to be a genuinely interesting character? I think it's just that I really think a lot of that stems from just character design, pure character design. Because when you're a child, that's the main thing that you're looking at.

It draws you in for sure. It draws you in. I remember seeing the toys, the action figures and being like that, I don't know what that is, but that's whatever that is. It's so striking. It's so like perfectly striking.

Yeah, it's bright, it's interesting, it's weird. He looks like a villain, but like this is a good guy, apparently. Like, I remember thinking like when I... Is he a villain to you? I can't separate that. When I first saw Spider-Man, I was like, that's clearly a villain. Really?

Because it's like the eyes are angry, you know? Like, it's, he's masked. He's themed after a fucking volatile insect. Like, everything, everything up... That was one of the main reasons why, like, I think even Stanley talked about, like, how he's just like, they don't... They turned down Spider-Man initially because they were just like, no one's gonna want, like, that's... That's not a hero. Everything about...

Everybody like Spider-Man was like, should not have worked initially. Because he was a kid, first of foremost. He was, he was a nerd. He wasn't like cool. Yeah. And like I think I, it's interesting because I can't separate myself from Spider-Man anymore. Like he's such a integral part of like. I remember before.

Media for me, period. Well, me too. But like I just, I remember like, you know what it was because I first saw symbiote Spider-Man. And that was the first toy that I saw. Or like, that was the first toy that I saw. comic cover that I saw and I was just like what the fuck is that um and I tried to read comics I just like I didn't I don't know it was like ADHD or what but like I just I couldn't really get into them they were also so quick like I didn't have I didn't have access like none of people my family weren't really like comic people like they weren't like I had no cousins who were into it um so like it was real like I didn't have access to like compendiums or like volumes the only comics that I ever got came with like other things as like an incidental and so they were just like literally five pages and I'm just like well this this sucks because like I don't even know how to track down the other half of this

the internet's not real for me yet so like it's just like it just was completely inaccessible but I saw like I remember the toys and I love the toys and then obviously the cartoon was huge and I think I got into the cartoon because of the toy and then I got into the games because of the cartoon and then the movie happened and that was like a realization of all of that. And just seven years old is like a perfect time Eight years old is a perfect time to see that movie Like that is a perfect age to see like that type of movie on the big screen like that And looking as good as it did and being as good as it was

And I think that's really that's that's the core of it really like I I think he's an interesting character too But like I just don't it's the medium of comics that I just I can't really get that I think I think spider man fits you in a way That it's he's just your kind of character like in every sense of the word He's like, you are. It was my archetype also. Yeah, you recollect that. I felt like I was like, oh, I feel like that kid. Yeah, I'm similar to that guy.

For me, for Spider-Man was always like, because I think Spider-Man is my, the, the what I aim towards being, like, the kind of guy, whereas, like, I'm trying to do the right thing all the time. But I can understand how people could not exactly project themselves on him. Because he's a very specific kind of person. For the time he was made, he was very much so on. abundant kind of figure. Like anyone that would read comics at that time effectively would be a fan, would be a

Spider-Man as person, you know? Like, sure, yeah. Very likely you point Dexter, loser glasses, all that stuff like that. For me, what makes Spider-Man so important is the, uh, is just his connection to where I'm from particularly makes him really important to me. Because he's like in a, in an area, in a place where like being cut through this kind of the theme, he reminds people of like the friendly nature

of New York. Even though New York is not exactly friendly, the cooperative nature of how we... There's a community there. Yeah, the community nature, you know, the friend neighborhood character. So I really, I can't separate myself from Spider-Man any longer. It's just too late. It's like separating myself from Star Wars.

Like, I don't know how to do that anymore. I'd be a psychopath, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, certainly. It would have happened. But yeah, you don't think he looks like a villain? No. Like on site? No. With no, if you had no context for Spider-Man at all, and you saw those, like, the angled, like, kind of like sharp eyes.

Because I didn't think his eyes were angry, until you and Gabby were like, they're angry eyes, literally. And I'm like, I guess. Because to me, like, eyes aren't angry. It's, it's like the- Because he's mass. That's why for me. Turning them, you got to turn them. They have to be going this way diagonally to be angry than like that, like, going out.

The way that I, the way they're supposed to be. The way that I remember. If they're not angry and the way that they're like fur down in general means aggression, I guess. That's what Gabby explained to me. Most toys. And the thing about it too is like.

To me he has angry expressions though. You know what I mean? Like so that's not default angry to me. But go. I guess like, because me and Gabby were like, we draw a lot. Yeah. Especially like as kids.

Like that was like that was the main thing. I thought I was going to be an artist like primarily. Like drawing. But I remember like I mean, dude like you see like. if you do like if you just do the profile let's know there's a shitty head or whatever but then like like that's like that's how you would draw

like it like those are the eyes of like that's how you would start drawing like an angry villainous character if you were just trying to make like just some some fucking angry dude you know what I mean like that that was those were the eyes that you would start with for me I guess because he was wearing a mask

I didn't see him as angry I was like he's wearing a mask that also made it to me because now you're now you're concealing you Everything about it was nefarious And I thought it was, I thought it was edgy and cool Like I thought it was like, who's this fucking I thought he was a bad guy when I got into it. But also his lenses move a lot

So that changes the perspective of him In like various ways Sure. Because in a comic it just does it It's the sharp angle Upward that makes it angry I guess I never thought of it In visual design line

I just thought of it It's like because so many helmets masks, so many things are put Because you don't want to make them look dorky Sure To me it is it is edge I guess I never thought of as angry, but edge, absolutely. I thought of it like, because the idea is you want your soldiers,

you want people who are in costumes to feel cool. And this just looks like fucking serious. And, uh, but I just see anger, but I totally get it how you can place anger on it absolutely. Well, then also, you have to also consider the fact that, like, the other characters in that lexicon who look even remotely similar to him, you look at Venom and Carnage and you're like,

those aren't good guys. Yeah. So, like, you see Spider-Man. I think I remember thinking actually when I first saw when I first saw symbiote Spider-Man as a toy I remember thinking like oh is that like pre-evolution venom or something like I was thinking about it in like Pokemon terms or something is that like before yeah like does it and it was technically but it so I don't know I just I was drawn to that because I just thought it was cool I think the black suit suit is such an unbelievably fucking good costume it's insane it is a really good like I think I'm the

classic is the classic but like I when I think of costumes ever on a character I'm like this is perfect yeah this is the best costume a character's ever had but there's maybe I remember a few comparable ones but I think that's a bit dude I remember being jarring when I first saw the TV show and he was like he was like making jokes and shit I was like what the hell what is it what's I like he's a kid I think it also makes sense as well he's like I'm projecting myself to be more than I am because I'm a child making a costume to be a hero sure it's like he his character all funnels back into like, it's like a circle. Like everything about him runs back into itself

is what makes it so impressive. That's what I really like about it. That's why even though Miles is like great, a great character he is really, I think he's a better character than Peter is effectively like almost every way. Whatever. But I think Peter is magic,

a lightning in a bottle genuinely. So that's why he works. Yeah, it's like Ghostbusters or something. It's like you can't do that again. Yeah, not the same way. First of all, if you make another kid superhero, you're just going to think like that's,

they're doing Spider-Man. That's what I literally made him in Spider-Spiderman, I think. They were like, well, just make him Spider-Man, but like black and hispanic and let the, let the colors be like, oh, I can see myself in him, you know? The colors. Because I think I think- Spider-Man, Samuel Spider-Man was the first Halloween costume that I made. It was like shit. It was absolutely shit.

It was absolutely shit. It made no sense. It was like sweatpants and like a-black sweatpants and a hoodie. And I think I literally took, I think I just cut the spider out of paper and like taped it to my chest. But I loved it. I was like so into it. I love it. And, uh, this is a formative time.

Who's your very superhero? Was it Spawn? No. Definitely one of my favorites because I have probably the most action figures of Spawn. But that's just because I always wanted to collect those time periods. Like fucking brilliant, like just a marketing of just, oh, there's a spawn in every fucking time period essentially. Is that your favorite?

I wouldn't say it's my favorite. I think just like as collectible. But actually to me it's always been like a tie between Spider-Man and Wolverine. it's always been like I don't know which one I like more but I would probably have to depends on the day kind of it kind of because like there's elements to both or I'm like oh this really stands up but even when it comes to like fighting but one of the reasons why I was drawn to them so I like very I like fast I like agility and obviously yeah Wolverine technically shouldn't be as fast as he is in a lot of fighting games he's a he's a quick nigga he's a quick dude

man like he shouldn't be he should be really heavy you know and like it should probably be more tanking. I really liked I love how fucking fast and agile he is. I liked Wolverine when I was a kid but then I realized that I had to get into the X-Men to see him and I was like I don't care about people. I love I didn't care about anybody I only cared about Wolverine and then like seeing like I'm I can

I'm a blue person and I can turn into whoever and like I don't I love the way he's always drawn like squatting and like just all muscle just like his claws out and I'm like this guy's so upset it's amazing if you look at the frames of like say the Marvel game the fighting games look at the frames of

him doing berserker barrage just like on a YouTube video. There's no hands dude he is doing the craziest like you know like and then his claws are all flopping. He's serious. When he finishes he like he like it's like that is that is like that is an iconic image to me the fucking the claws over his hands

I'm like I want to do that I've done that as a kid oh yeah after I've done something it's like after watching Power Rangers that you fucking you like jump off a land you'd stop stop and you do a fucking pose. The thing that freaks me out about Wolverines, like, it reminds me of these, like, you ever have a loose dream, like, where, like, your teeth are loose or whatever? Yeah, I guess.

I always, like, I think, you never had that? It's just, I mean, it's just, I mean, you remember what it's like, though, right? The feeling of having a loose tooth? A loose tooth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. So, like, I remember I had a dream that I had, like, Wolverine Claws, and then I was, like, scraping it, and then I, but then they were like. On eBay, every find has a story.

story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home. For good this time.

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Wolverine, Spider-Man. It's Spider-Man. I have two favorites of heroes. It's Spider-Man. Spider-Man's number one. He is the... Okay, so he's your favorite. My favorite.

But, like, right after him is Green Lantern. Okay, so Wolverine, Spider-Man, Mark Furman. That's insane Maybe like Milo Yonapolis But I guess No I've Mark Furman Yeah right

Is that who I think it is? Uh OJ Simpson related Mark Furman Are we talking about it everyone Yeah the hero police officer Yeah the one that was Really into the saying the hard R

Yeah I mean everybody has their moments All right Yeah Okay I mean we have our moments But like Imagine Your favorite hero being

Favorite superhero Super hero your mind he's super Like in your brain This is the greatest guy There's a comic about this clearly There's a comic book about this guy There must be

They're probably He's probably in something Anyway Yeah Just read our names $25 and a payment My third Even though like

For a while I was obsessed He was the first one That actually got turned on to But just because he was the earliest You know Yeah I remember that was the first Yeah

It was the first superhero movie I saw was the Batman At the same time That's the character That's why I exist in a place where I really love him, but also, I just think that, like, his mythos has gotten so wildly out of control. It's like this.

It's also too psychotic. I feel the way about Batman that I do about, like, Agent 47 where, like, I'm really into it, but, like, I'm not, I'm not passionate, really. Like, I think, I like Batman's world. I like everything, Batman is my least favorite part about everything that Batman is related to. I think everything about Gotham is cool until you add Batman. Then when you add Batman as a full character to it, it's like, this doesn't make sense anymore. I think it's still cool.

I like Batman as, but he's just, he's literally insane. And I feel like people need to treat him. As if that's true. Yeah. Because that's the thing like that. I think the Matt Reeves movie did that pretty well, actually. The newest one? Yeah.

He's fucking crazy. Because he's clearly a lunatic. Yeah. You know, dude. It's subdued. And everyone around him, everyone around him knows he's a lunatic. Like, it's like, it's like diaries of a crazy guy inside his head. Yeah.

And he's like, I don't sleep anymore. And he's charismatic. Like, like, Bruce. Like, what are he doing? Bruce Wayne in that movie is charismatic in the way that I would expect somebody like that to be charismatic. Which is like it's just like it's just like it's like kind of like people it's not so much that he's charismatic. It's that he's like mysterious and people are like into that and people are like what's going on with this guy. I'm curious. I want to know.

The thing that he usually does though. But like I like yeah, the way that he's portrayed in the Batman is much better. I think that's a great comic movie. I think that's one of the best. I got to watch it again. I only saw it once, but I remember liking it a lot. It's a good. They portrayed a good character.

It's a good character movie. It's a good character depiction of him. They portrayed him good in that, but the reason why, like, say, other plays, other movies and other iterations, they would make him like, oh, the billionaire playboy, like, he was very charismatic. It was to, at least in my opinion, was to play off of him being a sociopath, where he's like, I, he is fucked, dude. He's fucked. He's as to all this trauma, all this shit. And he plays up this character that he clearly doesn't give a shit. shit about and he's like he manipulates people and manipulates kids to make them fight for him.

He does all these things that are so crazy. Will not kill the Joker who is killing so many people and causing so much. I'm like, bro, how is nobody seeing this? And then it's nice when some writers start to show you that like, hey, let me really show you that this guy's nuts and not just a hero. Because most people kind of, you know, oh, he's still a hero. Oh, he sacrificed himself to save us and all this shit like that. I'm like, yeah, I guess, you know, but also he's been doing a lot of crazy shit for the longest fucking time.

I think he excels when he's not. I think he excels in interactions with his Venoms and his boy wonders. Yeah. Like I think Nightwing is a great character. I think Nightwing really like adds to him as a character because it's like the foil. It's like I may be angry and brooding. Yeah. That's respectful.

Can you draw, can you draw on Venom or Carnage? I think Cardin is easier to draw to better. Carn is a lot easier to draw, I think. Really? Really? Although that's mainly because I probably did. You know? Oh, right, right.

Because Carnage's face is just like Spider-Man's face, but with the, like, lightning bolt mouth, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. And the striations. Man, dude, I had this. I can probably remember, like, it's been a while since I've drawn anything. There's a carnage shirt that I have that I, I wish, uh, I bought it at Franken's probably in 2006 or something.

Dang, Franks's been around for that long? It wasn't there, though, right? It wasn't where it was. There was one. The smaller Swapley, right? It was off of, uh, it was off a harbor and Gale, the first one. And then now that's where you grew up, right? That's the area where you grew up, right?

No, no, no. I grew up in, uh, Harbor is the street, but I grew up in La Habba, which we would just go over the hill. Okay. You know, just past like rolling heights and getting into, uh, yeah. Um, but yeah, it, it's been around since 80s, uh, Franketonsons. That's fucking cool. I've been going since I was probably in sixth grade. I remember that was the first time.

I bought a Dragon, uh, since everything is, you know, was delayed. for us. I bought a Dragon Ball Z poster that had Krillin with hair that had like all they had like this all like what the fuck is the bus saga stuff? I was like bro what the fuck is this? I played Super Battle 23 or whatever it is? No I played Dragon Ball GT final

bout before I had seen any of the show I think and I remember being like what the I think I only played Budakai yeah and I was like what the fuck is it was baby vagina what the fuck is this shit trunks there was a goat I genuinely thought it was like a Chinese

like knockoff like full of like original like fake characters I'm so pissed on how I gave that poster my friend Frankie I don't know why the fuck I did that I was such a I was such a good friend back in the day I know I think about that too man I would give like my cousins like he yeah you can have my PSP I'm a way better idiot

I'm a way better friend now than I was back then yeah I wasn't a bad friend I was like I wasn't like you're fucking robbing your friends did I rob me of my friends I like he said I don't think I did I did but it was in me that that That urge is in me, the darkness. To take things?

That's in every kid that I think that it goes. Dude, oh my God. I told the story about the guy that grabbed my Game Boy, then tried to run with it, and my cousin just intercepted him and beat the fuck out of him. That's such a crazy moment because I remember, like, I was playing my Game Boy in front of my school, and some guy just ran past me and grabbed it.

He was a little older than me, and I was like, oh, man, no. He was definitely like in his early teens. And in my cousin, just... Did he go to your school? No, he's probably someone's brother. Oh, okay. And you know, niggas. steal, especially in New York where everybody's struggling, people

still left and right. Sure. So like, he took it for me and I remember being really sad. I see my cousin just intercept him. And I was like, oh. He was ready. He was like, line and wait. I think he was like, hey, go take that for my cousin. And he's got into the fucking stance and it's like, that's crazy. He set the whole thing up, man. Just the beat the fuck out of this kid.

He was like, hey, that kid over there is he can't catch you. Just feel that from it. That's crazy. He's kind of that kid, man. Setting up your own hero story. Right, right? He's kind of that kid. He was a bad egg, bro. But I think, I think, yeah, like the Arkham games, I think are like my favorite bad.

By far. I just love Batman Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, and even Arkham Night, honestly. I love those games. I love those games so much, but he's such a monster in those games. That's what's so good. I mean, it's good. It's good. The vibe of it, the ambience.

The ambience, the performances, the look of everything, I think is perfect. It's like just cartoony enough to be like It's like it's got that Bioshock kind of quality right Where like nobody looks real But they don't look It doesn't like even though that game's old as fuck It doesn't look dated

Yeah The scene where he had the car backing up on dude's neck I was like Bruce What are you doing right now In Arkham Knight where he was like Oh Archim Night where he is He's like I don't know And he had the car back up in a second

I was like what are you doing I want to play those games again Like you need to chill dude It's the back I think I really think that Batman could beat Osamaic Spider-Man I really think he'd win That Batman could beat most people

He's unstoppable Like, he could stop Especially Osamaic 2, Spider-Man When he's just tired and He's just wear down I think that Batman could stop jugger not running That's crazy I think that's crazy

He would press circle He would just stop Like he would just like on a dime The Dragon Ball Speed up is so ridiculous The first three hits or so because it's like Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.

I love that so much. It goes from five, it goes from three punches a minute, let's say, to three punches. Ten punches a second. It's so good. That guy's been dead for seconds. He's been turned off. He's died and coming back.

He's hitting him off and hitting him back on and hitting him off and hitting him back off. Batman killed him and now he's just exercising. He's working the bag now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, I love those fucking games so much. Anyway, we're going to read the- Talk. We're going to read the question.

I love that so much. That alone makes Batman one of my favorites. Just that bit of him breaking people in half, putting their heads in a blender, and then pulling them out and now, talk. It's so good. Anyway, we're going to read our $25. We're going to read our $25. We're going to read our $25 and up pageant of time.

I love those games, man. Join up. Get me to read your name at the end of the show. Count me down. Three, two, one. Jesus Christ. I just thinking of like, what was it? What's her to Catwoman's?

I think she's hanging. There's a bat of acid. Oh, yeah. With two-faced and shit like that. And like Batman, he's like, this is the most badass character ever. But like, you can just walk into it. to the bathevassing and kill yourself.

It's so funny. You can just... Is that in the game? Yeah, in the game. I don't think it's... I forgot who's dangling. I don't think it's cat women. Yeah, in city.

Yeah. I think it's cat women. I think so. But yeah, like, you can get to, like, save it and you just walk into that. It's so funny. I love those games so much, dude. I love the...

I love games like that where you plays, like, a really powerful person, but the water kills you? Yeah, yeah. Assassin's Greed, the first one. Yeah, you just... All time you drowns. I'm climbing this big thing and I was, I was like,

you learn out of scale building before you learned how to swim. It's fucking idiot. Every game where you can't swim is the craziest shit to me. It's like, why can't they swim? It's a game design. You can jump twice. Why can't you swim?

Yeah, yeah, you can jump. Yeah, that was amazing. It is crazy. I appreciate it sometimes. Sometimes it makes sense just because, like, it makes the level cool, but like. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea.

Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay.

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Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Rees. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. I am always thinking that

You remember when you started playing games They didn't have double job But you were like what the fuck's going on I do remember that moment I was like wait a minute Whoa whoa whoa Crash Bandico could jump twice I'm pretty sure

I still get mad about that sometimes I'm like I want to clear something And I'm like what I'm always like it's always like I'm never frowning When I discover that a game has a double jump You know what I mean It's always like

Nice So it's nice It's always a good feeling Oh it's because of the fact That we played most games When we younger were platforming games. Yeah. And every platformer needs a double jump. At some point at least.

Yes. At some point. That's the thing that I miss. And now they're not. The new God of War games they're like they're literally grounded where you can just oh, hit circle to jump to gap this bridge or whatever. But I just miss being able to like, it's more gears of war. It's more like gears. Yeah.

That's how games are now. It's really unfortunate. I wish you double jump in like Alaska was and shit. Now we're talking. There must be a mom. Yeah. I never just because I'm like I can destroy this I get turned last of us into skate

effectively if I want to literally because I've seen this shit in that game I haven't I've been playing It's not good It's not a good video game really but it is funny It is fun because it's so broken Like the have you seen I haven't seen anything from it

We'll read the credits But like I want to show you this It's nuts That game is crazy I'll be reading in the meantime menacing creature oh yeah you can take it if you want Steven Dilley fat pussy fat pussy

fat pussy fat or pussy fat is pussy screaming ariola huge pussy Demetris Lanzaris nice name that has a real name andersa

andersa interesting 26 God's favorite femme boy KW Malik Berry Rice Jordan Brian I don't recognize any of these names farmer jimmy

did i have it correctly uh i might have wait hold on i might have opened the page oh you didn't said it because i was like i don't recognize any of these names unless we got a huge surge congratulations yeah because these are normal names that's how we do something was wrong these sound like these are real people

that should be right yeah yeah crazy that this isn't available on the top that is yeah it's so stupid dumb but uh easy fix and they're like no, I'm good. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got it?

What the hell is this? Is this a glitch? No. You can just do that? You can just roll on your back and like fucking Sonic. This music is insane. You can just do that.

That's crazy. Yeah, you can do the rolls. You can do Sonic rolls. It is fun, though. Like, it's, it's not a good video game, but it is fun. Interesting. All right. You want, you know, take it over?

Yeah, I'll take it back. I didn't even read it either. I'm, I read the fake names. I totally forgot to set it. Uh, all right. Uh, oh, that's, uh. Wait, what? Yeah.

What? You're right there, bud? No, I'm reading something crazy. It's for Star Wars. Okay, sorry. Oh, I think you're going to say, they're going to say Charlie Kirk got shot. Again.

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Jesus Christ. Relax, everybody. Yo, who says that? Who says that for real? Who for real says shit like that? That's so crazy. Oh, my God. That's so not nice.

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Sorry about that. Sorry I'm so congested It's making me go crazy Why? What's going on? You still sick with the Costa Rican fucking flu you got? Yeah, man I got COVID-20

Good luck Good luck dealing with it I heard they're offering vouchers for that Oh Hope I get some change You won't Obes Droger Episode

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Animatronic Sweeney Just saying the N-word nonstop Have you seen the guy Who does YouTube He does YouTube poops in real life with himself What are you talking about? I understand as I said it out loud I was just talking about

I hope I saved it Oh God No No No. Oh no, I hope I fucking... it was so good. Oh good thank God. I had the wear with all I can send me that last night. He said me that last night. Dude he fucking killed me. Wait. Wait. Have you seen this guy doing YouTube poops but it's his it's his, it's his, it's his, it's a him?

No. Sorry. You gotta hear this. This is good stuff. It's good. You're getting destroyed. Oh, man. What's wrong with this?

Fucking asshole. Isn't that crazy how it's the final stage of comedy? That is the last thing. It's so good because I'm looking at it's it said edited. Because it is like he's nailing it. Like the slow down and the reverse. That is the end of comedy. It's so stupid

I never once thought in my life that I would see that for some reason You can't platform that guy You can't We gotta invite him on the show We'll let's let's We'll invite him on after Benjamin at Yahoo He sounds Italian or something

Because he said And Yamo I think So he's like Or something like that Imagine being in a car with something like that That guy next day is probably Have to the worst Either you think it's really funny like us or you want to kill yourself.

Wow! That's insane. Where did you find that? I don't know. I was scrolling and I saw it. I was like, this is amazing. I have to save it. It's every day, now, now I get in the habit of just like, I have to save this.

You have to have that. I have to have it. That's a piece of art. You have to have it. Fair enough. My avarice knows no bounds when it comes to, you. videos on the internet now. It's like, I have to, I must own it. It's, it's crazy. You don't own it. You don't, you don't, you're never going to really own it, but you have it. I own,

I own it as much as I would want to. Right. You know, I don't have the rights to it, so I can't make a film about it, I guess. I'm crying. That made me cry. I saw that last night, and Lee was like, what the fuck are you looking at? And I showed her, she was like, this is the opposite of funny literally. And I was like, right? Isn't it great? Sam Porter Bitches to her accident. Oh my God. I think anti-comedy is going to win soon. good for me, but technically really bad. It's already one. Really? You think anti-comedy one?

Yeah, I think so. Anyway. Shit like that is anti-comedy. You think that's peak? So dehydrated by sploge is like spackle. Just for Gabe Bundo, Maldensato joins the IDF. Reckless Rhino, the Sloker 2, Why So Derpy? What do you guys want to be when you grew up? So, Dick.

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Just pot. No. So we got to do the the laugh factory. And I got to do that. Dude, Kramer went. He went again? I was so upset.

I missed it. He went again? He went again. Oh, wow. First time of 20 years, I think he went to the laugh factory. Oh, wow. Or maybe not.

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm making this up. I saw him do It was something about like 20 years after the life factory He came out and he did a thing I don't know if it was a stand-up comedy I don't know if it was like a fucking event

I don't know what it was but it happened already I was bummed because it was happening here And I wanted to go It'd be hilarious Just to be there in that room And feel the uncomfortable Energy in the room I want it's like

I envy the people like the people who like were in I can't remember if it was Kimmel or Fallon Or Leno or whoever But like who were in the audience For the late night show Letterman Who were in the audience when they after that happened

and Jerry Seinfeld went on the show and then like he called in like via Skype or something to apologize and people were laughing because they just thought it was funny because Kramer's funny so like I wish I was in that audience dude that would have been 11 but like

I think stuff like that is really funny and is necessary I think like moments like that where you just see people just do ridiculous shit is funny it's just fun the funniest thing about it is that it happened at the exact worst time If it happened a year earlier, no one would have heard about it. Yeah.

It would have been like a rumor. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it,

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Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music. Podcasts. And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to.

I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reese's. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. You know? Yeah. But like someone there had a fucking Motorola razor that was just enough to get all that on camera.

You know, that's Kramer. That's, it was so funny, dude. He creams. I want to reenact that so bad, but I want to reenact it after no heckling. Right. You should wait for, no, just like somebody people don't laugh at a joke. Yeah. And then that's your trigger.

It just sends you spiraling. Like I do that skit. the fucking live action YouTube poops. No one laughs. But I can't have my friends and my friends will laugh. That's the problem. No, we won't laugh. Okay, good, good.

You know, I'm really funny. We'll promise. Hopefully. I'm so funny, so hopefully you guys don't laugh. What? All right. Use fleshlight salesman. My Chris Hansen Tamagotchi needs to hit your vape.

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Waiting for tonight Oh Ratatooie Ratatooie Hawk Toe talk to me I'm gay That's pretty cool It's pretty good Has Chris seen a circus tent yet?

Has Chris seen a circus tent yet? No Actually Like still to this day I haven't seen any Since the conversation, yeah, I've been like it's completely reasonable to not have seen it over a long period of time.

I don't disagree, disagree, it's okay. I'm gonna bring one in. It is a break our fucking smile. It's like when you open up an umbrella indoors. Yeah, yeah. But it blows up. But it just, yeah.

A bunch of clouds come out of it. They're like, hi, I'm a clown. They started doing clown dances. Oh. Why have like why aren't there videos of clowns dying in the circus more often? I've seen some. You have? I have seen none.

I saw one video of a clown falling down like an awful ladder. Say what's setting up for something? I don't think he died, but he got really hurt. That's great. And it was like, oh, man. But he was in his clown attire. He was, he was clouded it up. He was clowning around.

Cheer clownery. Clining on a ladder. You can't be clowning on ladders, man. Yeah. I barely trust ladders as they are. Like ladders feel... Have you ever stepped on a ladder? Yeah, of course.

They don't feel nearly as trustworthy as they should, right? You're always just nervous on a ladder. That's it. I guess. I have a little two-step. I really use many big ladders. I'm already a big guy, so... I mean, like, a climb.

Having on one of those in a minute. What is it? Oh, man. Is that real? I think so. Dude, out of the corner of my eye, I actually, I actually felt genuine fear for a second. It was like, what the fuck is that? Is that Simon Kell?

Dreadful, though. Whatever the fuck he says. I think it made me wish I looked like this to long time with him. He looks like the Drauger got makeup put on him. That's sad, man. That's really... Why are you laughing without smiling? Oh man

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Probably. I don't know the herb. I know like only two Greek gods. The ones I want to fuck, yeah. Yeah, Niggis and fuckus. Nice. Yeah, it's the, it's the hunters' bitch. I remember her name.

Niggis. Artemis. And then I want to fuck Knicks too. So those two. You mean Aphrodite? No. She's the goddess of butt sex. She gets it done.

She's the goddess of. swollen anal gland. Yeah. Of puckered assholes. Goddess of puckered asshole. Yeah. But yeah, I like niggas and fuckus.

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Sorry, I still have to watch it. I still have to watch it. What is that? What do you mean? Peace Baker Season 2 of the Oh, okay, yeah, gotcha. The, what's his name? Tim Meadows?

Yeah. He has it. I've seen clips of that. I haven't, I got to watch it. I haven't seen. It's really good. I've seen clips of him that are like hysterical. It's really good.

He's like, you make him fun of my illness. Is it funny? Yeah. Very. He's a funny guy in general. He's a really good. He's a funny dude. I feel like I first became aware of him from like the even Stevens movie for some reason.

Like, like he's in that movie. And I remember that being like, oh, Tim, that guy. I recognize him. He's funny, but he's just a really funny dude. I think James Gunn's an underrated funny guy, I think. I think James Gunn being given the freedom to be able to, what the fuck you look at it at?

I think James Gunn's being given the freedom to do whatever the fuck he wants with peacemaker is leading to it be so great. This guy is ravaging this dude. Oh, I love that game. That's long sword or something. It starts off with like, he just sees his fucking flucking him up. Walloping him.

The dead stare of just like, just... You get it done, he's got to get it done. It's fucking... That game's crazy. It looks fucking... It's like, it's free. It's like reverse Mendingo fights. It's like...

We're watching it get cold silent. Anyway, I bet Sweene has bird blindness. Sorry I can't have a burrito. Trained her wrong as a joke. She ain't even know it. Heathed back from the fields. What did I miss? Gids, actual Sween quote, 277.

What if instead of spirit of a... It was called like N-words away. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would, you wouldn't say that. It's not, you don't think it's that funny. I do think it's pretty funny.

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8 or 10 or something. Hard hat Pee. Yeah. Because there was a, you got to remember. these commercials, there's this fucking guy named Hard Hat Harry. And I was hanging out with my buddy Austin I was like, look at him. Did you tell it to your mom or something? She passed by as I said it. Yeah.

That's crazy. That's not funny. I was like, sorry. You were in tears. You were in tears. Your shirt was wet. I was fucking snotting and shit. You're like, Mommy, isn't it funny? Your mom didn't hug you back, you know? You went for a hug and she didn't hug you. You were like, heart hat pee-bby, piss, piss.

Yeah. She said, like it. Piss. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Obama, when he met Michelle, be like, let me be queer. Kingston's being genuinely or two. He listened to, please fire him now. Kingston.

That is clearly taking Tylenol. Shirtman movie extra ammo, uh, Sweene gay. Uh, you look like you could use a fucking lamb Hispanic at the disco watching Chernobyl. Who that's the fella? Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course.

Monica showed me that shit and I was wailing in my bedroom and Lily was like, honey, what are you laughing at? And I was like, you wouldn't get it. You wouldn't get it at all. And I showed her, she was like, this is not funny. This isn't funny.

Watching Chernobyl. This is not funny. That's crazy. Son papa. That's how Lily sounds down. It's officially like how we've retconned her. Wait, wait, where is it? No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. God damn. Gimston, come to bed. Come to bed. I'm going to bed. I don't like you playing your games. Just late. You're waking me up.

Hold on. Hold on. Are you okay? What are you going fucking through? I think he's... Oh, he doesn't have. it. Why you pulled it up again?

You know, I'm saying it to Derek. It's crazy how good it is. Although now that I've done it a couple times, it's crazy how easy it is now, now in retrospect. It's not hard to slow your voice down. Certain syllables are hard. It's hard to slow down like a pee

and like a, like a, you know, hard consonants. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd have to like turn it into different, different things. Department of Hore. All right, but like,

imagine Candice someone's talking like that while stroking it, though. I hated women. We don't know. What does she say? She was like, what do we don't know? We're not allowed to ask those questions or something like that. I don't find her attractive.

I get it. Like, I was watching. I was talking about it when we had our own episode. I was just like, I recognized it. I was like, this would have worked on me if I was 25, 26. 26 latest. But I was like that I totally would have been stared. I don't find her attractive and I'm happy.

I'm happy. I think she's like a good looking person. I've never, it's never worked on me. I just think she's evil. You know, I don't find her attractive. I'm like, you know, suck. I didn't find

people that's not attractive, but you know, I just wouldn't do anything. Yeah, I think she's I mean, I think she's clearly on the better end, you know what I mean? Like, if you were to art, if there was an ugly to pretty spectrum, she's clearly more pretty than I. Strong seven, light eight. Yeah. Got it.

Transition. Nice. That'd be crazy. We should I want to start a channel where we rate women in the way that Anthony Ventano rates. That is so dumb. respectful, but it's mad funny. I feel like I could

I feel like I could commit to that bit actually. I think I could do it too, but like we would I would take a screen grab of his room sitting in front of my green screen. I'm just like, yeah, I don't know, Candace Owens or fucking whatever. It's like, I'll give her a, you know, light. Strong seven light eight.

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Like like a female The female predators The yautja And it's like I'd fuck a female predator You know they're a species name? Yeah they're yautchus. Nerd. No really?

Yeah You fucking a xenomorph? No, certainly not. What the hell are you talking about? They fuck you basically Won't you like get acid on your dick or something? It's the blood, not the pussy juice. I'm pretty sure it's in the pussy juice too

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They are for the kids. Dude, sour worms are such a perfect fucking candy. Gummy candy in general, man. It's just a perfect, like, man. See, that's candy. I've eaten too much. much over the past week. I haven't been a candy in a while.

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It's okay to be gay as long as it's not in front of me. Or around me or around me or I don't worry about it. Or I see it in my, or I see it in my media in any way. Or if I hear about it tangentially or if I feel like it might be around or if or if like it's happening. I have no problem with gay people when they're dead. Oh. I agree. Cool.

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I did see one I saw one of him Derek Chauvin yeah I was like of course it's so over man this is nowhere I love

just there's no respect for the dead at all anymore. Like it just doesn't even, it's not even, it's not even close to being real. That's why I was, a lot of people that were even like tripping out about people that were celebrating or saying things about trial. I was like, bro, where have you been? Yeah, that was another. Yeah, that is also crazy to me.

It's just like, are you just not aware of what's happening every day? Like, apparently not. Because I've seen way too, but there are pages dedicated to Derek Chavid and George Floyd. doing going on adventures like kick it's fucking nuts there's probably more there's probably more content

of AI generated Derek Chauvin and uh George Floyd going on adventures than there are entire like episodes of like cartoon like there's more of that than there is of the entirety

of like the Jackie Chan adventures or like you know Power Rangers you know easily it's uh it's a fast to generate. So, and then the other people, it's, have you seen the one of him like, what is it,

advertising that, that comply medicine? Whereas like, I'm George Floyd, and I recommend comply. That is, that's layered. I hate to admit that it is a good joke, but like, it's just like, bro, like, that's crazy. That's layered. Just leave the guy alone.

Oh, you just would have complied, you would have been, uh, if you were just, if you just let the fuck, if you just let the police shove a rifle up your anus and fucking shoot it. You wouldn't have died. They just like to do that. They just try to get their rocks off a little bit. It's hard to be a cop, man.

You know what it's like out there being fucking retarded? You see, um, uh, do you know who, uh, do you know who Terrence Crawford is? Of course. You know, I have no idea. He's a boxer. Terence, Bud Crawford, uh, recently beat Canello. His middle name's butt. Bud.

You know, a black guy to bug that fucking all up. So he, he recently beat Canello. Outrise, right? And he got pulled over by the cops recently, and now one of his security guards had a gun on him, and then there was a gun on the floor. And so a cop was like, step out of the car, like it's all recorded.

And then you had people like, this is protocol. And I'm like, this is Nebraska. You can't just see a gun and be like, oh. And then people like, justifying this. I was like, I hate this country so much sometimes. You go to a fucking World War II Museum. And then, oh!

I was like, you're in, country-ass fucking bum-fuck Nebraska where everyone has a gun essentially. You're in a state where even the animals are incestuous. Like, leave, like, what do you do it? I love the idea. The squirrels are fucking their dads. I love the idea of a cop

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