The Snark Tank - #365: Hasan Palpatine

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

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Derek Blackman, Tom Sweeney. Hey, everybody, welcome back to another episode of the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, your host, Chris, and we're joined by the rest of them. Derek and Sweeney, we're remote again. Kingston had a fever of, I think, 2.16. So we're going to stay away from him. That is so bad. That's such a bad fever.

I think you would just die. That's what I said when you told me. I think getting above like nine degrees is already like your suffering brain damage. No, I don't think nine degrees. I think nine degrees higher than normal. Yeah, if you have that for a long time, you start suffering brain damage. If your internal temperature is running at nine degrees, that's no, nine degrees above your natural state. Like 96.7 or 97.

You clocked yourself at nine degrees before? That's crazy. I'm four degrees right now with the heart rate of seven. That's pretty intense. Well, welcome to the show. We're remote again. depending on I don't know we're feeling out

Derek's sick because of Kingston he brought back a disease from Costa Rica and then I'm sick because of me yeah I'm relaxed Yeah it's fate It was the universe getting back at me For getting you sick literally I was like I'm fine yesterday for the most part

And then I took a long nap And I was like oh shit I think I'm dying Yeah So you know Well you were fucking playing in a Trench with your fucking nephews again or something I hate those miggies, man.

I can't stand how often they get me sick. They get me sick every time I see them, especially the little one, the littlest one. These little fatter germs. Yeah, well, such as,

such as life, you know. Spray them with Lysol. That's what I do. That's crazy. Kids around, I just spray them in the eyes and then they don't forget. If I'm dirty,

I'll get spread in the eyes. This is how it works, man. Well, we're remote again. So next week, maybe we'll be back to normal. I think by then probably. That's more than enough time. Should be based on. If one of us doesn't die from being so sick, we'll be back to normal.

Yeah. I'm betting on you. I'm betting on you. I give it to you. Yeah. I'm on the, I'm getting better, man. I'm not getting worse like you right now.

So my money's on you dying. I'm still putting it on you. Everybody open up your, everybody open up your, everybody open up your legally questionable betting app. Okay. I don't know. I think Clashy or Clashy or something. Let's make a Deadpool. Yeah. And bet,

take a bet on who's going to die by the next episode. Could be any one of us. I like it. Yeah, I think it'll be a good idea. Patreon.com slash a Star Tank. Remember you can go over there. Ask us questions. Send us suggestions. Early access. Add free exclusive episodes. Get the

fuck over there. I'm not playing around anymore. I'm so serious. Go over there, like the videos if you're watching on YouTube, uh, you know, all, all the rigamarole comment if you want, all the bullshit. All the stuff you're sick of hearing from everybody else. I unfortunately have to remind you. I got to remind you to do this because it's all over. You know, every, Everyone's getting dumber. Everybody's getting stupid. Nobody can read no more. I don't know if you saw the GOP.

Did you see that thing from like a couple days ago where they had that big document that shows like, look, here it is plain as day. The Democrats want to give illegal immigrants health care. And then you literally read what it says. And it's like not true at all. Like on the fucking document that they shared as proof. It's over. So I got to remind you also, if you're listening to this. and you forgot all these things,

you forgot to like and subscribe. Remember to take a breath. Remember to drink water. Remember to do all the things that keep you fucking alive. Maybe. Most of you do it. If you hate watching,

you don't have to do it. Yeah, just keep watching. Keep watching. Yeah, keep going. Hey watching is fascinating to me. It makes sense. It is. I don't hate watching anybody.

I've had people. I know there are people I don't like. where I see clips of them every, every so often because someone shares it or whatever. But I don't see the idea of like sitting like I would never sit in on Asman Gold's stream. No what I mean? I would ever sit there and be like, I want to hear 15 hours of what this guy has to say. Yeah. Yeah.

Every once in a while, like all those streamers, they all kind of operate the same way, which is, you know, it's fine. It's like you, you're talking for like a couple minutes and then you read. the chat and then you respond to that and then you go back to what you're saying and then you go back to the chat. So it's like a revolving like what do you call it like engagement. And every time I see

they'll be engaging with those hate watchers a lot of times. You can tell the ones that are just there and they don't like the person. They keep commenting but they keep talking to them. So I'm like, I guess they want them there or something because like they keep giving them the thing that you know and I just I just wonder what those people because we all have a finite amount of time, right?

Like, especially if you become an adult. And adult haters are the craziest to me because I'm like, bro, where, how do you have, you're neglecting something. Oh, yeah, 100%. Yeah,

like you can't be, you can't be tending to your entire life if you're, if you're wasting your time doing that. But God bless. People want to spend their time however they want, feel free. Sure. Have a great time.

Did you see that, did you see, um, that clip earlier? today of Hassan Piker tasing his dog. Did you see that? No. Is that real? Dude, so he, I'm not even, I'm not even telling the truth.

He turned, he turned, he turned around in his chair and took a taser out and shot his dog with the two-prong taser thing and electrocuted it until there was smoke coming off of it. What a sick bastard. I'm not even exaggerating. What, you're not even exaggerating. Are you sure? Do you know exaggerating means? I swear, it means, it means, um, it was, um,

smoking. I don't know what exactly. I didn't know that they did that. I didn't know dogs could smoke. Yeah, I mean, if you taste them for long enough. You never seen one of those old Pinocchio movies where the dogs are literally smoking. Oh, like cigarettes and shit. Yeah, I mean, stupid. Yeah, that is true.

You prove me wrong. That is proof that dogs can smoke. Stupid motherfucker. Damn. There's not a lot of stuff to talk about. really, especially in the time that it's been since we reported last. So we're going to, we're going to lean on questions. Also, everybody's sick. Kingston mainly. So we're just going to, we're going to focus on questions today.

And because Kingston's sick, he's going to be answering all of them. And me and Derek are not going to do a damn thing. We're not going to, we're not going to, it's all on him. So be prepared. All eyes on me. Actual swine, actual swine quote, episode 277. What if instead of spirit or it away and then it goes on to some N-word pun. It cuts off. I can't. I can't feel it. All eyes on me.

He says, what did, he said, Chris, did you hear how Eric Adams misspoke about going to Albania instead of Albany after dropping out of the race? He didn't say that. And had to follow through on going to Albania instead of Albany. He said

Albania twice. So, no, what I think is like he said Albanian refused to admit that he said, refused to admit that he misspoke. So he just booked a trip to Albania to just make it so he wasn't lying or make it so he didn't misspeak. Look, I don't know how true this is. I have literally never heard of this. This is a write-in. I'm going to choose to believe it, though, because that is very funny. Yeah. That's awesome. To just be so, to be so against just admitting even just like a minor level of fall,

like everybody misbeaks being so against that to be like, I meant all. Albany, but I can't not, I can't not do what I said I was going to do. So let's go to Albania. Let's find something to do in Albania. That is an amazing premise. He goes a vision of Axis Bronson. Who's that? Who even is that? He's the only Albanian artist I know. Like actually, and

Dua Lippa. He's fucking, doolipa's Albanian? Yeah, half Albanian. What the hell is this? No, they're not. I don't, I don't, Albanians aren't even real. There was, there was quite a few of them when we lived near where we grew up. You say that about every single subcategory of person.

No, there were quite a bit of Albanians. There were a lot of aboriginals around where we grew up. There are a lot of, I can, I can prove you wrong because I will call one of our friends and they'll be like, yeah, there's quite a few of them.

I would do that to you right now. That's great proof. Okay, I could call anybody and tell, and, okay, that's crazy. Say you're Albanian.

So our reference, so our reference point is I have quite a few friends from that area that were Albanians. they are straight up you're simply lying do you want me to call them right now I would do it I will do it I will actually do it I'm like hey what ethnicity are you

and they'll be like oh or what nationality and it'll be like oh I'm Albanian first of all I'm nobody cares I'm not that because I don't I don't exist I don't exist I like that they have a really cool flag

I didn't have probably the coolest flag Is it the one with Alf on it and he's like No that's Alphbanian He's like That's Alphbanian. Right, that's Alphbania. I forgot about Alphbania.

Right, right. They have the double-sided eagle. They have the eagle going like the two-headed eagle going each side of the wings. It's pretty cool flag. That sounds like it. I think Jamaica's got the coolest colors. I mean, yeah, the colors, but like the coolest flag is them. I think it's them or it's...

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Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was that going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything.

Rees. Suspense. Reese's. I don't know, maybe. I think it's them. I think it's just Albania's coolest flag. Because every other flag is kind of stupid. I think I've ever seen a cool flag.

I've got to be honest. Really? I've seen cool flags. Yeah, I just. I like Cali's flag. The very, the, Cali's flag is garbage. It's a bear. All the United States flies are trash.

Like every, like I haven't seen, there's no state with a good flag. There's no, I just, I don't know, man. I feel like every flag I see is, maybe Japan is the best, but it's because it's so minimalistic that it might as well just be. Like, they whip that up in like Adobe ill. in like a day. That's so insane. Albania's flag is literally literally cool. It's literally actually a cool flag. Let's see. Let's see. Albanian

flag. I'm not even going to look it up. I'm not going to waste my time. You guys are trash human beings. Oh my God. You guys are dog shit. This looks like a Nazi flag, by the way. It does. I'm sure it's literally like it's the kind of thing that you would see on the lapel of like a, of an

SS officer. All of that all of that stuff, but all that stuff was other things people I guess I understand what you mean but like it's because they took everything that was relatively cool and made it theirs you know everything that sort of had any sort of cool symbolism you were like that too take that and put it over here yep get that everything that was cool clothes

grab that I know the Zyclan A that's cool let's make let's make our own let's make Zyclam B the issue ultimately is that I can't separate the fact that it's a flag so it's just a tattering it's a tattering piece of paper in the wind that is so it's so So nothing on it can be cool because it's just paper.

That is really dumb. You're just not built for, you're just not built for nationality and stupid, pointless, uh, national pride. Symbolology. Yeah.

Like if, if they had like a, if they had like a national like weapon or something, something you could physically hold, you know, so, like that would, that would be sick.

If there was a sword for those nation, I'd be like, hell yeah. No, even anything, like an amulet, a fucking car, anything that's real.

So do you know that it, that like, If they had like a real two-headed eagle Oh yeah, well that sure Well that's Duh If Japan had a real sun that was rising That'd be really sick

What were you gonna say? Oh Do you hate the Puerto Rican flag? Do you got them? I think it's very whatever I think it's a very whatever flag That's crazy dude That's crazy you have like three hung up in your house

You got like 17 My nigga oh my God Puerto Rican flag slippery Yeah, but it's like I have, I don't like, I don't like my last name either, but it's on all my documents. I literally have one in my bedroom. Even me, I have one of my bedroom. It's smaller than no St. Tomian flag, but it's there. What would you change your name to, your last name to? Like, you're like, all right, it's time to change the last name. I would probably, I would probably be a slur. But if I'm not going to make it a slur, I think I would probably make it, I would make it my first name again, but backwards. how damn i can't do that i can't do that in my head i can't do i i don't know if you're christopher backwards would just be chris it'll be christopher backwards that's trash that's don't even Derek you can't don't hurt yourself it's too many it's too many letters i can't do it can't think of

it i mean i hate my last name who's clearly a slave's last name but like but i hate it i hate that my last name is jameson that is clearly that is clearly an african man spirit was broken and given that name man i could make it like a like a like a like i mean i mean i could make it like a like a gamer, like a gamer last name, like a really cringe gamer. Like Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Pixel Viper. Okay, that's crazy. That's, that's, that's like something. That's like, that's like you're 12 years old and you're making your gamer tag. You know what I mean?

It's like, I'll be pixel viper. Yeah. That's what my email, my first email is like PIP Master 3K when I was like 10 years old or something. You know what's crazy? You know what's insane? My first email address was just my name. That's, I think I had one that was my name.

It was just my name. It was, it was just my name. I didn't really want to. I didn't do that until I ended in the work field. My email just I made way later on in life, like probably within the last four or five years is a stupid name like that. My first one was like,

you're regressing. My first one is like, I guess it's like some, I didn't know the email address like it's on free. I want to know the free subscription or something. And I was like, oh, whatever. And I just put some dumb in.

And I was like, awesome. You think, Do you think funny nigger at Gmail is taken? Of course it's taken. The fuck? I've tried to get it. I've tried to get it.

What about silly nigga? That one's probably definitely definitely funny niggas silly nigga. That's probably funny niggas silly nigga hilarious nigga jockey niggily digger. This sounds like that Jay Z song. Yeah. Chuckle fuck 13, big dick 98 fucking. Big dig 98's a good one. Some guy in 1998 fucking claim that shit.

He got it. I mean, he was like, what year is it? And what do I have? I got it. So you got to try them all, like hot mail.

Because that was, that was my first, my first email is hot mail, dude. I want to do FN word, but I know that one was gone. But I'd love that. My name was AOL.

Mine was AOL, I think mine was hot mail. Hot mail. Hot mail. Like, you hear, you hear hot and I'm like, dude,

of course I'm going with hot mail. And then it died. It died so quick. It's great. crazy. So she's so brutally by itself in the street. All right, let's see. What do we got here? What do we got here?

Oh, the power of the power of the come in the penis of my ass rod. And he says, would you lovely boys do an extra ammo pitching the teenage, a teenage mutant Ninja Turtles movie? We could. That's a fun idea. I don't think I ever thought about that. That would be really fun to do specifically because I know jack shit about the Ninja Turtles. And I love the introzormick. I don't know anything about them.

I think, the most I know. the most I know is that there's like I think so I know Splinter's a rat I know they I know they was toxic waste that did it to them. I know their names but I don't know which one is their name like I don't know that's better that you don't even know that no I don't know I don't know which ones Raphael color wise I don't know I think Dominic is like the blue one not Dominic

yeah try again no wait try to try to try to name right now name them and color colorize the Renaissance name them and colorize them and colorize All right. Make them colored. There's Hector. Uh-huh. And what color is Hector?

Hector is clear. Okay. He's got a clear headband. Okay. Yeah. Keep going on this one. Yeah. And then there's Phillips.

Mm-hmm. Yep. Mm-hmm. Then there's Leonardo. Hey, what was Phillips's color? Black. Okay. So Hector, clear.

Phillips black. Phillips black There's Leonardo Who's I think orange Orange And then One more And then there's

There's Simul There's Simul is His color is Vantablack It's Vantablack But it's completely Absolutely Gotcha

That's what I As far as I genuinely What's the one that I Okay so I loan I know Leonardo Raphael Uh huh That's it though

I don't know the other one No hints Kingston Yeah, like I know the Renaissance paper But I cannot remember Michael Angelo Uh huh And one other one

But then there's the other one I don't know There was one that you almost said it I don't know I mean With the D You almost said it Oh Dominguez

Yeah Devencenzo man Divencenzo Oh Demetrius DeMittreus DeMario DeFranco

DeFranco DeFranco DeFranco DeMarcus DeMarcus Dillard Diff I genuinely don't remember

Is it not Dominic? No. Don. Don. Don. Don. Finish it. Donatelo. There you know. You knew the whole time. There's no way you know that. No, I'm not even, that's not a bit.

That wasn't a bit. I genuinely could not remember. Do you know who the Renaissance people are? Then you know obviously the D is Donatello. Donatello is, in fairness, of those three Renaissance. people is the least of note. I think Raphael's clearly the least of note, but I guess.

I guess clearly Michael Angela and Leonardo are the two like most normal things. Yeah, Michelangelo and yeah, I remember them. But Raphael, I don't know, I don't even know what he did. Raphael is the only reason I remember Raphael is because I remember that was like the cool name. And then that's a cool name. But Donatello is like that's just a guy, you know. Donatello's like a like a mafia electrician. Not anymore.

Once upon a time probably. Once upon a time, he did, he did, uh, because no one has that name anymore. Donatello is not a name. I have not, I have not heard that name ever in a person for real. I've heard Donnie, but like, I don't know if that was Donovan. And it's always Donovan or more often than not Donovan. Maybe I, I've only known. I've only known one Donnie and I, he's probably dead because I never saw him again after elementary school. That is what that means. That is what that means about a person. If you never see them again, they're dead. Yeah. I know Raphael's. I know Michael. I know, I know, I don't even know Michelangelo's. I know. I know. I know. I know. I don't even know Michaelangelo's. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I Michaels. Never met a Michelangelo. I know Michaels. I never met a Michelangelo either. I know Leo, but he's not he's not Leonor. I would have. My nephew is Leo. I met a Leonardo. You know it's crazy. I knew Bebop and Rocksteady,

but I didn't know Donatello. Yeah. Well, they're silly. That's why you know them. Yeah. It's an awesome pairing of names. Like I think Bebop and Rocksteady like flows really well. Yeah. What about Tokela and Ray's are. It'd be like, look at the like fucking, that's crazy.

From fucking Turtles 2. Secrets of the Ouse. I fucking, I had a love-hate relationship with that movie because it was it was kind of it was the first time I experienced

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It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. That had everything.

Rees. Suspense. Rees. The first one's actually my favorite. Like, it used to be, like, the more that I thought about it. on the much as I got older I'm like clearly the first one so much about the second one but like um the the beginning of the movie when they're in that little strip mall or whatever the fuck the way that they're behaving is so fucking childish and they weren't doing that shit in the first movie

it actually made me like cringe like i remember watching it i brought i actually brought it because we used to watch movies in elementary school when um on certain days like oh it's movie day or whatever the fuck. And people could bring in movies. And so I brought in number two. And I didn't, I felt like almost like a fucking weirdo show like all class. Like, it was weird. I guess I was just, I felt a little bit. Yeah. You know, like, I wonder what everybody else is thinking. Are they thinking this is as nerdy. My social credit is falling apart. My social credit is falling. I brought, I brought in a movie. I brought in the fucking Super Android 13. which is like which was like that is first of all if you haven't watched this show that's a completely

confusing fucking film because it's it relies on the show right have all of them do right and so i just remember half the class was really into it and half the class was like what the fuck is this is not a movie and they were totally right you know it would be like if i brought an or something. What? E. T2. The sequel's extraterrestrial? Have you not seen E.T.2?

The straight to fucking straight to VHS. E.D.2. That's real home. Yeah. He finally goes home. Is there actually E.T.2? Look it up. Yes. It's E.T2. It's directed by, I think, Joe Dante.

He's the same guy who did Gremlins. Why do you know that? It's E2. And it starves. Why do you know that? I don't know. Why do you know who's directed by? No way.

No way. No way. There's no way. I'm so scared to know. I really don't know why I know that. Oh, you know what it is? There was that guy. Do you remember Nick Lutzo?

He was like this guy. He was like a content creator. He was mainly like a TikTok music, music guy. But he had like a very brief stint in like pandemic times. So like 2021, 22. But his stuff would kind of pop up every now and again. And he has a song called Where did the Grammar? go.

And he just mentions Joe Dante in it. And I remember looking up who the fuck is that. And it's like, oh, he's the director of gremlins. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I just looked up that guy. I'm looking up ET2. I'm looking up ET2. Yeah, what?

Okay. And apparently, I don't think there's something called E.T.2 nocturnal fears. That is not what you showed your class. No, I did. That must be so. Let is not what you showed you. Let me be, let me be, let me be, let me be,

let me be very clear. ET2 is not real. Okay. That was like there's an E T. I like I would have heard of it in passing. At least that's what I would have like in passing of my life, but I heard like all they made it say E2. E.T.

The extraterrestrial two official. What the fuck? People are making all this bullshit like 2020, 2025 at Netflix, uh, 2024 trailer. Dude, there's probably a bunch of,

there's probably a bunch of AI movie trailers like generated. Oh, I can't even. For ET2. I just, there is a single called E.T.2, uh, nocturnal fears.

That is a real thing, actually. There's probably some, like, it's probably some horror movies. Yeah. You know, it's a spill,

it's Spielberg. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. You're not going to, you're not going to get me like that. All right.

It's literally, it's literally a sequel he was going to make. It was going to be a horror movie. Actually, I mean, okay, so it was going to make, but it didn't end up happening.

Yeah. Well, so that would be the, that would be the defining kind of it's real he was gonna make it like why would you do why would you do that stephan spilbert well do that i saw i just saw another quote somebody said he said that there would never be that's weird i've seen i'm seeing two different conflicting things you're seeing the thing i'm talking about too right and then but then i i saw other people saying like he said he would never make a sequel so home like you take that take that with what you will for what

it's worth i don't think et2 nocturnal fears is real i that does not sound like it this is real i swear No, it will be real because we're making it. Kingston, I understand that it's real in the sense that you read words that said that. But that's not, there's not, there's no way that's a real plan that Steven Spielberg actually had. I think it was, but I think he can't because it was like, we were like, what are you doing? He was like, I guess, never mind. There's no way that's real. I'm seeing, because I'm seeing, I keep seeing things that like Steven Stilberg, uh, Spielberg's fought to make sure there wasn't a sequel because it just, he was like,

No, like, why? It doesn't, no, it doesn't need a sequel. Stop. But the problem with the internet now is, I don't know who the fuck to believe because it can lead you to even credible sites sometimes. We're in this weird period where I was actually a video just popped up because, you know, I've been talking about, I keep bringing it up about the AI channels that are propping up and then they're getting into my recommended and shit like that.

Some big channel that I don't know how to pronounce its name. Just made a video about that and saying that, man, people are making videos about like, oh, this is like the biggest star in the fucking universe or something. And then they're getting AIs making up shit, like little cool fun facts. And then people are taking that and then it's being repurposed and people keep regurgitating it. And now, like, fake stuff is starting to become technically real because so many people are starting to believe it. And I wonder about stuff like this because I'm, he's talking about this and then there's other people that's information about it. So ET to yes, the real not unproduced sequel concept of E. What's the website?

What's the website? What's the website? It's all over this. There's actually a, what you go? There's actually a 10, like a 10 play streamplay of it. I'm looking at it right now. Faithmovies. What's the website?

I mean, I found it via through Reddit, but the thing is real. It's like the screenplay exists. Sure. I'm looking at it right now. You're looking at it through red. I'm sure. I'm sure someone wrote ET2 on a screenplay and printed it out and photographed it on Reddit. What is the, what, are you saying?

Are you saying why would somebody go through the, why would some screen rant? There's some screen rants. Then there's another one from Universal Dork. There's another one from Rankers. Universal Dork. ET2 revenge. ET2 is not fucking real, brother. I think the concept of it was real.

I think the concept is probably real at first. He's pissed off. I don't even think that. I don't even think that. I don't know why that sounds so crazy to you. Because there's first, okay, here's why I feel that way, right? Everything that you're reading is secondhand nonsense

that could easily be faked. And the other thing that I heard that I saw, I'm pretty sure there's video of Steven Spielberg saying this. I fought to make sure that there were no sequels to ET. I think he might have. I think he might have written down somewhere I think he might have wrote out a screenplay first And it was like I'm just not gonna go any further than this

And I think that's the happens Why are you so willing to believe something so insane Because I think the idea of having a screenplay of it Like like it could be wrong It can be wrong and I'm not gonna die on that deal What would ET2 have even been? I don't know That's why it's so weird

That's a completely different kind of stuff That's like Mrs. Doubtfire too or something Like what she fuck After he died too he dies He has to trick He has to trick the devil Because he clearly goes to hell

Right He has to trick the devil He wouldn't go to hell Cross dressing Duteronomy Dude Cross dressing He's a friends with a gay guy

He's friends with Harvey Firestein He doesn't kill him on site He's a bad Christian He goes He cross-dresses He cross-dresses That's two actually He cross-stressing is the first one

And then it's the third one So he cross-dresses twice Many times technically He lies he he he engages in mistruths to mislead his family but then he brings back his family to the way of the Christian faith yeah but he doesn't get baptized didn't get baptized so that's why he goes to hell primarily he doesn't get baptized

he never confesses to a priest in one of those weird rooms I don't believe God I'm crazy shit in it yeah I'm not I don't want to do it I'm scared to those places he gets he walks into a church Robin Williams in that movie what I forget that the character's name is, but like he walks, he walks into a church and then he starts sizzling. He's like, I can't, I'm not allowed in there. Hey, it's getting kind of hot. I gotta go.

So he has to cross-dress his way through hell and trick people, trick various demons so that he can find his way back to earth so we can continue to harass his family. Yeah. And that's, that's, that's, that's, that's Mrs. Doubtfire too. Yeah. Holy shit. I'd watch the fuck out of that actually. I think it would be a great idea. I think we just made, I think we just figured out our next, uh, next film. Yeah. You're going to figure it out. Mrs. Delfire too. I like that a lot better than EA or, sorry, E.T. Yeah. E.T. too would I don't even, I wouldn't even know what to do with that. But, uh, this did start because we were talking about. I know exactly what E. T. Oh, what? What would he got? It should be. It should be E.T. But from the, it should be everything.

It should just be E. One again, but from the perspective of a bunch of E. T's, because a kid is sent there. So it's just E.P. But like all the kids are like E.T.s. And E.T. is Elliot. You know? So he's like it's Elliot in, it's the role reversal. He goes to the, he goes to the E.T. Planet.

Okay. Yeah. That's what the, that's what E.T.2 stands for is Elliot Terrestrial. And he ends up on the planet. He ends up on the E.T. whole world, which is like, I don't know, dragnet or something. I don't know whatever you. This is so dog shit. Planet. dragging it and he gets he gets sent there.

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Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. That had everything. Rees, suspense. Rees. And all the ETs try to, he tries to find his original E.T. But everybody looks the same.

And it's a commentary about racism. I think you to be very good. They all look the fucking same, man. Oh, you look the same. And then they go, ah, and they scream at him. And they do that horrible noise that I hate. Yeah, they do that. 45 minutes.

Yeah. Screaming. And then it becomes like a courtroom driver. Like he's like, he's like, he's. Oh, he's like, he's an illegal alien. So that planet's ice. Oh, man, they got alien ice. Alien, they call E.T. Ice.

That's what they call it. They call it E. Okay. They call it E.T. Ice. And then they round up, they round up Elliott. And then they're, they're trying to, it's like a, what's that guy's name? Something Garcia. It's like, oh.

Like that's more like, we got to say. So they, so they send Elliot to so planet that he's definitely not from. and that's and that's the movie and then he gets out and he suffocates and dies because he can't breathe on the planet that they said you know it's really funny ET species is in Star Wars you know that right?

Yeah I do know that I there's like that scene that scene where they like sit it's in the Senate right? The Senate is them like imagine them being there yeah I'm not I'm not into that yeah like that's cool

that's cool little like cameo things like that but I'm also you don't fuck up you know you know what that implicates? Like, you know what that implies? Like, you can't do that. It does.

Well, the very beginning of Star Wars, it very much so implies that that bullshit happened a long time ago somewhere wildly far away. Yeah, I mean, that's the very, that's the very opening of it. That's the very opening of it. Yeah, a long time ago to go to the galaxy far far away,

but it's like that, what, two. You'll get there. You'll get there. You're your way. No, it's just, So the E.T. Alien showed up on Earth.

So what does that say about the time period? The aliens might have existed as that long. It's not crazy. It's space. The craziest thing to be is that it implies. The craziest thing to be is that it implies that Earth exists, which I always kind of... It's the whole time.

I kind of always took a galaxy far, far away to mean like, oh, well, this is in a completely fictional. Like, there's no, that's why they're humans on this plant. They're clearly people, you know? It's because Earth isn't real. Like this, like, there's, whatever. Earth is real in the Star Wars universe. Do they go to Earth in the Star Wars universe?

Not like, not canonically. I'm going to go there. Are they anywhere near it? No. The galaxy far far away. It's like not near. So it's ostensibly fake. So like the ET people, they're able to reach where the fucking that shit is.

And that, like, it's, it just, it's, it just, it muddies the water in such a I know you're not supposed to think about it at all I think it's just it's just bullshit it's just bullshit shit that happens randomly I don't know I think the idea of earth being real and star is just so lame because he just come there and it's like oh look

they're racist that's what I don't like about it that's why that's exactly why I always just assumed it was it just wasn't real because because then I'm thinking like okay General grievous is fighting and then at the same time

Martin Luther King is being assassinated. Well, it's not the same time. Well, did you know, but the reading comprehension It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It does matter. No, no, it's because it's not about MLK. It's about like, okay, Genghis Kong is raping somebody at the same time. It's a long time ago. But okay, fine. The Egyptians are building a pyramid

at the same time. Like, it's fucking weird. I don't like it. I don't like that at all. So here's the thing. Has anybody mapped out an actual timeline? Like an actual. Like an actual timeline for like that would be okay This is this time relative to What time it would be

Nothing nothing in canon of the universe Sure is corresponding with any time near us right now Anytime like well I mean so the earth's been around for a very long time Yeah it's but like so that's what's like within the time period Humans I'm sure of course it's not it's not about humans it's just about the actual time period of around this time like what was Earth while Star Wars was taking place I'm anything says about it. It's like I think the idea is that like we left Earth because

you know, Earth is lame. Because there's a there was like old books that said like aliens came here. They grabbed us up and they brought us to, um, we were slaves obviously. They were like, oh yeah, free workers. You know, what are you going to do to have to aliens in the universe of Star Wars? What's going to happen? I hate stuff like it's because you're taking human traits and then placing it on these beings that have such stellar technology that they wouldn't

need any type of animal or any type of organism to be some sort of labor or resource. I think that's crazy to say. I think everything does that. Everything makes other things do work for it. I think as beings on this planet that don't have the tools to have fucking, what, warp speed or like whatever. Because like who builds the warp speed things for people? What do you mean? There's fucking machine. Do we almost where we are right now?

We're barely smarter than chimps on average. And we're building things to make everything automated. So if you have aliens that have space travel that we can't even conceive of, they're like, oh, it's like the matrix. We're like, oh, use humans as batteries. I love the matrix. But it's also like there's parts to it. I'm like, that's a terrible source. of energy. Like, what are you talking about? I don't think it. I think it makes sense. I think the idea, I think

like life in general, though it may be constructed differently, like atomically, I think that the idea of those concepts would be the same relative everywhere. You guys are having this argument, well, well, I could have had a heart attack there. That's interesting. Yeah. You guys kept conversing like I wasn't dying. I was really, that's really, really cool. I was really testing. I was like, a whole v. He's actually going. And then. I hope he's really about it. He lets go. Bobby, let's go at a wheel and let himself float away. But, Kingston, I'm just thinking it this way. Corporations, for example, they want to get rid of people and have fully the automation

so they don't have to worry about that. Absolutely. Why would aliens that have superior technology of things that we can't even conceive want to be like, I'm going to use humans for labor? Like, you don't think that they have something infinite better that humans will be like, this is like an ant to me. Because they can so use. You're not supposed to, you're probably not supposed to think about it that much.

I think it doesn't seem, I don't think, I don't know how you're coming to this conclusion. Because every, because we all we have, look, I'm doing this based off of the information we have as creatures that exist right now, right? Right. Right now. That's what we're not supposed to do. But, but you have to go outside because these aliens have things that we can't even perceive of. They're so far advanced that why would they do anything that is so archaic, that is so beyond they're like, what are we? What we? What we're using? organisms as labor? Like, what do we talk? We're going to use them for what? There's still slaves in that universe. They still have them.

In Star Wars, they're still slaves. That's Star Wars is based off of humans. Well, exactly. So in this universe, I'm assuming that like they would, or they would use our things from the planet. So I'm not talking about this. I'm not talking about the Star Wars universe.

Within the rules of the Star Wars universe, of course, that's what's happening. And I think it's retarded. what I'm saying in a realistic sense is what like in a realistic sense it would be hilarious to have such superior technology and still rely on humans to do anything because it just it literally doesn't make sense but within the universe I don't think most things don't make sense within the Star Wars universe what is the creatures are physically not strong what they're physically very weak right they have machines to do things just like we do listen that's true but they're physically very weak right? And us as this lifestyle, we can use us efficiently. Like that is like that. Like I think what your brain is like that stupid is insane because we don't understand the concepts enough yet. Like it's like all of these, all of these things is like, oh, it wouldn't do it because they have this.

Like, well, they have interstellar, interstellar travel, right? They still have travel. We can already go to space. We can go to space. We have semi stellar travel, right? We have semi stellar travel. Yeah. We still use human labor.

You're still thinking. I don't think you can escape human ingenuity. But the thing is this, we're talking about aliens. You have to base it off of that. If it's all we have is based off of what do you do? Because they're still living creatures. There's still creatures that exist. I think this is the thing that I feel like you can't base it off of this because

that's the only thing we have to understand. No, the idea is to just like there are some things we can't understand. And if you would have to think this is, I feel like this is such a logical leap to make. if you have the means to travel to galaxies, different galaxies, your technology is so far beyond any type of human or organic, organic slave labor,

because it would be laughable. I don't think that's the gay. I don't argue with that point. I think it's definitely beyond human labor, but I think to say it's beyond slave labor, when slave labor is like an organism thing, like organisms period use of organisms survive. You're still thinking of organisms as like,

so within theory, basically because of how big the universe is there literally could be transformers type of shit right but like see but we still put human stuff on them that's what we still make them bipedal and everything like that but they can look like things that we don't even recognize what i'm saying is they could be so different that like there is no need for any of the type of stuff that we do because how we came up and so we're putting our human characteristics on other organisms that may not need anything like that so the idea of being able to just travel from so fast and so far that their technology is so in their brain processing power so superior to ours in every conceivable way, it is weird to refer to like, oh, yeah, they'd probably do this dumb shit that we're doing that sucks now. Like, humans' labor sucks. I think, it's awful. What I'm assuming is that I think that. On eBay, every find has a story.

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What was that going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Rees. Suspense.

Rees. Though they are much more intelligent at us, I think biology, all we have the base of life off on is our life, right? And I think biologically, I don't think things would be as different in the sense of like needing to absorb a resource from other things. I don't think that's going to be. I think if you're thinking of an organism that is relative to a human, maybe. But I feel like most organisms, if in the most fundamental ways, there'll be similar to humans is too big. You can't, you have to, you have to get outside of that thought. But we are, we are the only form of life that we know.

that is intelligent. That is intelligent. That is intelligent. But we don't know what's out there. I think ultimately a lot of these things are written this way because to be written in a different way would be to appeal to something that does not exist. Right. It would be like that's ultimately. That's ultimately why. Like we know what slavery is. We can wrap our heads around it. We understand it. Right. I think the concept, those concepts have to, like not have to exist. I think those concepts. I think as grand as things are, a lot of things still probably pop up in the greater cosmos because of the fact that we're all still living for the most part. Like we'll be different. And like some things will be made of carbon. Some things will be made of silicon. Some things will be made of random things.

But then you'll be like, oh, you guys still do that shit too? Man, you guys still shit too? That's what the team was made out of, I think, in the movie. They confirmed there was like a 20-minute deleted scene where they show like an ET going from gestation to birth and it's just a puddle of piss. Yeah. the entire time until the last like second the piss race was great a race of piss is insane

yeah i just like i want to i so badly want to just see a glimpse of what you know because there's so many theories of what the universe is and how it like i love like even like the men and black thing like oh we're the fucking a marble or some shit like i love the like conscience of that of something that it could it literally could be something that insignificant to somebody else Like we were an experiment, this entire universe. Like where it was, it was something. And then it exploded and expanded into this thing where it's like, oh, yeah, I can create fucking universes.

You know, we're fucking with creating black holes and shit. And so like, right. Thinking it's so. I wish I could, my brain can think of different scenarios that obviously that haven't been invented of. But I just, I just think like on the other side of the universe, I can't imagine there's people like us doing this and still dealing with racism and slavery or something like that. You know, it's it's the the ingredients could be so wildly different. I don't know, man.

It's stuff. I like when people make shit up, um, I don't know and just try to make something interesting. But usually everything ends up being like the fucking same thing. It's just, oh, they're, they're robots and they hate humans. That's usually what it reverts to. Dude, this is, oh my God. Oh, what do you got? These comments. These questions are hilarious to me. Okay. So we got we got kind of a two-for. We have a question and then a response from one of our patrons over there at Patreon. I can't remember you can go in and ask and pitch some conversations. Joshua Fredosio is a gay little grope road in. Says, hey, little fellas. In the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's neck just kind of doing that. A friend of my girlfriend's brother. Okay, that's too many. Just say someone. A friend of my girlfriend's brother?

a friend of your girlfriend's brother. Just say someone you know. Someone just say someone. At that point, like, that's like when like some of my family members are like, hey, you know,

I'm your, you know, great, whatever. It's like, you're my cousin. You're my, I don't,

I don't give a fuck what you are. You might be like my niece, my nephew, whatever. You're my cousin. Yeah. You're all fucking cousins. Yeah.

You're an old. You're an uncle at that point. I don't even care if that makes sense. It, we do the same thing. Yes. Like my grandpa's brother, we call him Uncle Lynn. Right.

Like whatever. But anyway, he says, so a friend of my girlfriend's brother started a conservative podcast in his memory. So in Charlie Kirk's memory, one of many, I'm sure. I listened to the first episode and sure enough, it was horrible. I keep asking my girlfriend to put me in touch with him so I can make a guest appearance, but she won't let me claiming that I would be too mean and embarrass him, not seeming to understand that that's the point.

Anyway, have you ever had a friend or family member make a public ass to themselves and have to hold your tongue and just watch, good night? And then the response is Derek Notchavan is in hashtag free. And he responded, I know I'm not them, but I had a worryingly similar situation where my conservative aunt started a right wing podcast and the website. And she also was high up in a political party started by a former leftist politician who became a Russia Today host in the UK. Whoa. So if anybody's curious about that, they could probably like, you know, cross-reference,

whatever the fuck it is and find out who that is. But I just think that is a hysterical, like, that is a wild thing that people are like starting conservative podcasts. There's, oh, there's not enough, actually. Yeah. Let's make more. I would love Joshua. I would love the link to this podcast.

Yeah. Yeah, please. I would love to see this. I can't even fucking fathom. Send a link to one of us, though. Do not send the link. Don't put it in a Patreon. I mean,

you know what you want. Do whatever you want. No, no, no. Send it to us. But I just think that is hysteria. That is it, I would love to hear this. Because what they don't understand is like, even the professional conservative podcasts are stupid.

So like I would love to hear like an, like an unprofessional, like just some guy with like a fucking like a, like a. clip on like blue Yeti mic or something like try to try to orate a conservative policy like for like an hour oh my god that'd be amazing it's it's clearly what it's gonna be it's it's just like all they do is just whatever existed whoever was first to release an episode of something people watch that take notes and then they just regurgitate that it's what i've noticed um yeah it's like um Alex Jones, he existed for the longest time. I don't know if he does the same thing still, but he would just print out articles from all over

and then read the headlines and then rant about shit. And I was like, that's a brilliant fucking strategy just to be like, look, I'm telling you news. And he literally was, he was just reading. This is fucking crazy. People and then his audience got so big.

And yeah, I mean, I guess Tim Poole like took notes from that specifically because that's what he's really good at. Oh, yeah. That's exactly. what he does. He specifically reads like a quarter

of the article and then he stops. And then like while it's on screen you can see the part of the article that refutes the first part because a lot of articles are framed that way. A lot of a lot of articles are framed with like here's what people are saying. Or

here's what is believed. Now here's what's true. And then it's always like he always stops at like the what's true. It's awesome. Like there's video of it happening. It's the same thing Like I said earlier, you can go to the GOP. You can go to the GOP Twitter account and look up that tweet where he says, where they say like, look, the Democrats are liars. And they're trying to talk about how like they're trying to pass free health care for illegal immigrants and just you can see it like clear as they.

Like they just didn't read. And they and they know that they don't read either. Right. Because they're, you know, they're homeschooled. They're like kind of inbred probably like a lot of them are probably vaguely inbred. You could see it in. You could see it in the jaws. You can see it in the jaws.

You could see it in Matt. You could see it in Matt Walsh. I would bet a million dollars that Matt Walsh is fucking. He's got some, you know, it's uncle. It's uncle dad and aunt grandma. Like, you know, there's definitely a situation like that. But I'm going to see you this graph that I don't know if you saw this, but it's, it's exactly. Look at this crap.

What is it? Look at this. Graph. Where is it? Hey, where's the, do you have it? Yeah. Hold on. Pasting.

this is a graph that was going viral on Twitter that they were saying look oh yeah yeah it's look look at the left wing uh terrorism's it's spiking after 30 years oh my god and then you just look at it you're like bro yeah what like what's how are you ignoring all of that I know I know it's interesting because I've seen people talk about it's like well those stats are actually

wrong because they count like they count like they count all prison violence as right wing violence and I'm like first of all I don't know how true that is but but one of that one of them was funny because one of the refutations was like they even count neo-nazi violence in prisons as right wing violence and it's like yeah yeah yeah it is what the fuck do you mean why wouldn't they yeah I mean that's so crazy but like I don't know even even if I don't know even if it wasn't so much of a blowout from one side of the other the fact is that it happens a lot Uh, that's the point, really. Yeah. Ultimately. And it's like, yeah, this, I saw this graph coming out. That shit was going viral fucking dumb, real lives of TikTok, all of those people. And I'm like, none of you, like, not one of you has like, they're like, hey, maybe we

shouldn't share this. This actually kind of hurts us. It's always funny whenever I run into those people too, because it's like, usually like people who respond to me and they'll have like the, the worst, they'll have like the worst take possible. And for whatever reason, they're always followed by like Harley Morinstein. Like, I don't know why. Like, it's always, he's always there. A lot.

I don't know why. He's genuinely their only follow of any consequence. And to be fair, he is following like 21,000 people, which is like, that's kind of crazy. So I assume that he just kind of follows everybody. Yeah, probably has like a follow bot thing. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea.

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someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice.

But it comes across is so funny because it's like, it's just like, why does Harley Worstead love every psycho? Like, it's so weird. Why him only him? not even like, because I think I follow Crowder and stuff. Like not even he's not on, you know what I mean? It's always him. It's very fucking funny.

But I don't know. I don't know what we were talking about. Yeah. Yeah, you got to send me, send me that podcast. I would love to listen. I want to hear about how life starts at conception. Because when am I ever going to hear that again? I want to hear that rapist babies.

like if a 10-year-old girl was raped that her baby should still be delivered. I want to hear the defense of that. It's very cool. I want to hear the defense of that. Exactly. I think it's a very cool thing. I think it's kind of low-key dope.

Yeah, it is pretty. That a 10-year-old is forced to give birth to a rape child. I think that's kind of cool. I think when America went wrong is when we made that like a bad thing. I don't know what happened where we've been doing this for thousands of years.

We've been forcing children to give birth and suddenly it's like a bad thing. I just think it's kind of like what changed. And so the person that wrote in, if you happen to get on that podcast, if you could ask this question to be like,

how do you wrestle with Charlie Kirk thinking that gun deaths is a necessary evil to preserve the Second Amendment, meaning that people dying is okay, but abortion is wrong. You know, fetus is dying? Like, why is it okay for when the fetus is now not a fetus and is now just a baby out of the womb that it can get shot in the face by a gun? Yeah, yeah. And it's totally okay. They want, they, they, they only care about children once they have memories to steal.

you know what's once they matter to people and they become like sentie that's when it's like okay now you got to die you either got to die or join the military and die and if you don't die from joining the military you're going to come here and die because we're going to neglect the shit out of you so it really is kind of like if you look at it in a pragmatic way let's say every let's say just for the sake of Let's steal man the argument, right? Liberals and conservative really just want people to die. Let's just say that. Sure.

I think liberals just want to be efficient about it. You know what I mean? Like they want to get out of the way first. You know, like, all right, you know what? First thing you do is die. Before you're even born, you die. You know, case closed. But the conservatives want to like kind of like, they want to leave you long.

Yeah, they want you to suffer. They want you to like, they want you to grow up homeschooled in Oklahoma. surrounded by lead paint. And then your test scores are really bad. So you only have one alternative is to really go into the military. And then you go die for Israel or you come home. And then your leg is blown off. And then everybody laughs at you.

And then you're sitting under a bridge with dogs jerking off in your face. And then that's the rest of your life. And that's just the world that we live in. That's just life. That's just life, man. that's just life man I'm so desperate to hear this podcast but we'll move on

thank you for the right in this really made my day I've been up since 3 a.m. by the way I woke up so early really I don't know why I did I fell asleep at 8 p.m. yesterday I was playing ghost of Sushima and I was or ghost of Yote

and I was so bored that I passed out for hours so bored I was so bored I was like And it's so weird because it's like it's a good game and everything, but it's like, I've done this. You know, like I've done this. It doesn't look different enough to where I, I'm going to be honest.

It does not look different enough for me to play it. Right. I get right now. It just, I would wait. I would wait, honestly. Like, it's, it's good. But like, there's so many good games are right now. The thing about it is that it's so, it's so weird to me that like back in like the 20, 2000s, even in the early 2010s.

a game would come out and then three years later a sequel would come out and the sequel would be like pretty fundamentally different in a lot of ways like there would be like a lot of stuff like a lot of new shit thrown in there it would it would function very differently like it would still have the spirit or whatever but there was like a lot of new shit

in between the releases of like these sequels and the sequels would come out like three years apart like max max was like three years really you would go as far to say that like you're going as far to say like Halo 3 and 2 are so different from each other I would say that Halo 2 and Halo 3 are more different from each other than Ghost of Sucima and Ghost of Yotayr.

I would agree because I think the mega production games are that's how they are. Like those mega production games, they're just like, they're already so much in them. And you do so much during them that it's like, you know, you're going to like, because I'm not even here to disagree with the fact that they are the same because they are very similar. They are. I have a Yotai. I played it for like maybe like an hour or two and I was like, I'm going to go play Digimon again because this game is the same game I've played.

I've already played this. I got the two swords. The two swords are cool as fuck. I was like this really, really cool. I like, picking up weapons and tossing them at people. I think that's like really cool. But at the same time is it's like,

this is the same thing. I've done this, you know? Yeah, it's fundamentally. I see what you're saying where it's like, yeah, Halo 2 and Halo 3 are far more similar than one and two are. One and two,

the difference is crazy. Like it really is... There are different games mechanically. Fundamentally, very, very different games. I don't think fundamentally, but I think mechanically, mechanically, they are absolutely different games. Well, I think fundamentally, there's so much... Really?

Yeah. There's, first of all, there's no real long-range combat in Halo 1, because it's just the sniper and that's it. There's no battle rival. There's no, like, there's no carbines. So that's two and three onward is really when long-range stuff happens. Like, the vehicle sandbox is different. And Halo 1, you can get splattered by a fucking parked

car that moves slightly. The jump, you've played it. The jump feels completely different. The melee isn't a lunge. There's dual wielding. There's like the mechanics. It's very different. I think there are different games mechanically for sure.

I think like fundamentally they're still like, I think fundamentally they're still the same kind of game. I mean, they're shooters. I would more mechanics that are different. And I would say, I'll put it this way. I'll put it this way. I love Halo 2 and Halo 3 with all my heart. Halo 1, I like primarily because it gave us 2 and 3,

but I actually, I don't know if I really like Halo 1 that much. As far as like a play experience, like I don't like the way that game feels to play in comparison. But it's like, and Halo 2 and 3 are more similar for sure, but like there's mechanics there. There's like, obviously, forge and theater and customs are like the big things there that are just like, oh, that's a completely fundamental different way to play this. The fact that you can like carry like turrets and shit,

the fact that you can you know melee works differently the sword functions completely differently there's no lock on rock there's like different there's tweaks to that formula quite a bit although they are still very similar ghost of yote and ghost of sushima are i don't know of anything that is truly different between them outside of i don't know actually like i i don't know if i'm i can think of anything uh the story is it's a different script weapons are different but the weapons just take the place of the stances I agree They just made stances weapons

And it's just like okay well Yeah that's that's different But it feels kind of the same Like it's I don't know It's very strange It's a good game But it's like it's very much like

It's very whatever But I passed out I just passed out I passed out at 8 p.m And then I woke up at like 3.30 And I was like I got a full night's rest So I guess I'm just up I tried to go back to sleep, it just wasn't working.

But, yeah, I think it's pretty similar, man. It'd be like that. Yeah, you know. It do be like that. I never thought it was going to be anything that different because it was like, oh, there's going to be another ghost game. To me a Spider-Man 1 and 2. Spider-Man 1 and 2, Spider-Man 2?

I like Spider-Man 2 mechanically plays better, but it's effectively Spider-Man again. I think Spider-Man 1 and Spider-2 are also similar, but like, I think Spider-Man 1 and Spider-2 have a grander difference between them than Ghosts and Ghosts of Yose-D-D-D. I guess if you play another character, you have two characters. and uh there's two characters the symbiote gameplay is different the the combat mechanics are

different the the wing suit is pretty fundamentally different like um i don't know there's that's that's still a very similar that's a very modern example of a sequel where it's like it is still fundamentally like the same this is how this is how modern modern super expensive video games are never going to be vastly well last of us too even last of us too is is pretty different from the last of us i agree with everything you guys you would say that you yeah say that I would say so yeah I mean I feel like they play very differently I think they play

relatively the same the fact that you can go like prone you can crawl on the grass you can jump in Last of Us 2 which it like doesn't matter that but there's the rope shit which is not utilized nearly enough but it's there I don't know like it's weird dude and Abby is like a different character

who plays very differently like there's like an entire tank pool more simply plays more similar to Joel does sure and like it's still more sneaky All I'm saying is like... On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea.

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Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was that going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. That had everything. Rees, suspense.

Rees. Of all the sequels I've ever played, this is the one that feels like the leastest change between them. Like probably, like genuinely. Like even like, even crash two to crash three and those are pretty similar games. I think it's unfortunate ghosts coming out right now because there are too many good games that came out this year. And it was going to kind of get overshadowed. And that's why I think that's also why DTA 6 is going to come out this year too. I think they were like, ah, maybe land next year.

No way. What do you mean? No way. What are you talking about? I think they were done. You're out of your mind. Let's just wait. Let's just wait.

I ain't got to worry about nothing, dude. Grand The Donald doesn't have to worry about anything. It's still going to sell well, but I don't think it's, I might not have gotten a game in a year. I don't think they give a shit. It's making billions of dollars. They care more about money than they care about like awards probably. By a country. Yeah, absolutely.

The award is the fact, I'll tell you what the real award is. The real award is the game from 2013 that they made made over a billion dollars this month so like I think they could give a fuck if like Jeff Keely if Jeff Keely goes up there and it's like you here's a trophy

it's like okay cool we're gonna we don't need this at all we can make we can we have probably enough money to make a trophy ourselves that is substantially more valuable than whatever it is you're going to give us

so I don't think GTA was even considering any other video game when they were looking at releasing. They were just like, oh, if anything, they had, they probably had to be like, oh, we should probably consider how much we're going to sweep or how much attention we're going to steal out of it. I think that's why a lot of great games are coming out now is because GTA got pushed. And so now they're like, oh, fuck, get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Because now it's like

next year and you don't even know what the fuck. Because it could get pushed to fall. I think they're going to, I think they're going to release in spring. Was Goseiote always plan to come out this year? Mm-hmm. Yeah? I think so, yeah. It just felt very uneventful to me. But, you know.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's been five years. And it is ultimately... It's a Ubisoft game. It's a good one. But it's a Ubisoft style game. Like, this is like, this is an Assassin's... This is like if Assassin's Creed was done, like, very well.

Right, you know? Right. But it's still ultimately like that. It's, you know, you run around. You get some checkboxes. It's good, but, yeah, I don't know. It's also just, it is also just kind of relaxing. Like, it is a serene kind of game.

So that alone also doesn't help when I'm trying to, like, stay awake. I see. But, all right, let's, let's read another question. I wish I had no menus at all. I wish I had no menus at all. I wish it would be really cool. It would be really cool. The controls are really weird, I got to say.

Like switching between items. Yeah, switching between items feels kind. I don't know if it's different from the old one, but like it feels weird. Anyway, let's see. Oh, we got, we got some, we got someone, we got a hater for Derek. Oh, good. He wants to take you to task. Owen two wrote in.

He says, hey, Derek, where are you going to quit using AI slop garbage? How is Chris the nihilist somehow lapping you on this? first of all, I don't even know what AI, what AI stuff or what, I don't even understand what this is in reference to. If he's talking about when I purposefully, like maybe two or three times, I used AI in the thumbnails, I talked about that. I was at it. I think the last episode or two episodes ago where like so the, so like, like say for example, the Tylenol thing, I was going to show. I mentioned this on like one of the other episodes. I was just going to Photoshop because, you know, it's easy to do. but like it wasn't I was like no I don't want this to look good

oh right yeah I slop is it's I want it to look like AI slop one other one I remember was with the Homer and Yoda kissing like I was gonna like but I was like wait no what will what abomination will AI create and it looks so fucking stupid that I was like this is perfect but um I don't really have any other examples but like there's rare times where I'm like oh let me do this but like sure other than that I don't know what this person possibly could be referring to because I don't use AI for anything else.

I'm like, you know, even where it would suit me seeing fucking AI channels making, oh, what if this Slipknot song was fucking funk and like, oh, dude, there's so many of those. There's a guy, there's a guy on TikTok making like gospel versions of everything. Yeah. And it's just like, they're just fucking using their plugging the shit in and it's spinning out these songs. And then a bunch of retards are just loving it. Even fucking... He's pretending... Dude, they're pretending to sing it, too.

That's what's so egregious about it. Oh, no. He's like, dude, you fucking suck. Oh, no. Yeah, it's just, it's just, I just, I really, it sucks how many people are like this in every aspect of every industry. It's like, uh, the whole, oh, I'm going to juice and take all the sterileads and stuff, like these 19 year olds and be like, oh, I'm completely natural. And they're fucking giant. And I'm like, nobody believes you.

Why are you saying you're fucking like, oh, oh. so they can get like one one sponsorship that still does all that lying bullshit. But no, it just doesn't. I hate it, dude. But, uh, yeah. And I, and I, and I do want to be fair, too. Like, if we talk about AI slop, I don't necessarily have a problem with that being in the thumbnail. Like, like the most recent one, we had that we, we, we had the.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Put that. The lady with the boulder. I'll try to find a fat one, but I couldn't find it. I just, I just, I just, I just fine. But that's like, that's, we're talking about it. And it is kind of like a core. I don't necessarily mind that.

But like, yeah, I mean, we don't do that really. No, not in a, like this is a, because obviously knowing that if you're trying to create something and be like, oh, look, this is cool, knowing that this is just stealing from other artists collectively and then making its own thing. You understand that. But me, I'm essentially using something. I could Photoshop this easily myself. But then when you do that, when you're manually doing something, it's like, oh, well, I can't manually make it as bad as AI can do because my brain doesn't work that way. like I can't make an abomination Yoda in a way that like it

it's like shit like that or putting a Tylenol bottle onto Trump's head knowing that it's going to completely ruin the like that's the whole thing like there's certain things that like I think it's funny that it's I'm taking two things that already exist

and then just making it like Frankenstein I wish we still had that like first version of AI that was like really trash like the one that was like the rock eating rocks or the most spaghetti. Yeah, yeah.

Like I wish, I wish we could isolate that version of it. Because I would have, if we made thumbnails with that, I would, oh my God. I would have no problem. I would have no problem with it.

Yeah, that was a special moment. I actually, because it was so ugly. When it was looking horrible, it was fun. Yeah. It was ugly in a way

that only a shitty computer could make it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I hate that like, especially this new Sora shit, this new like version of it or whatever is. it's tricking way too many people

and it's deeply concerning. Dude, I saw, yeah, it's, and it is getting better. It is going to get, it is, it's just the nature of technology. It's going to get better until it's, it's like,

this is the worst it's ever going to be. You know what I'm saying? This snaps out of time. It's just going to keep getting better. It's like, this is the youngest you'll ever be. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Like the kind of thing. It's like, this is the worst that this is ever going to look. And it's starting to look real now and it's starting to fool a lot of people. I just always assume now whenever I see something, I'm just like, it's not real.

It's like my base assumption about something. Like I'll like maybe go along with it for the sake of a conversation. But like my assumption now, whenever I see a video of something that is meant to be like sensational, like, oh, look at this fucking, this guy getting beat up or like this dog doing a fucking backflip or whatever. I'm just like my immediate assumption is like this is likely not real. Yeah. Because you kind of have to. That's just kind of the, you got to be vigilant. You know what's sad?

It's going to get to a point where watermarks are going to be used for real. videos like authenticity right like it's got about to be like no this is real kind of a thing to differentiate the next the next big thing is going to be software that can prove if things are i'm sure that's going to be the next big boom yeah i i've thought about that i've thought about that i've thought about that and i'm just wondering how long it's going to take for that to be accurate because it's also going to say things that it's real it's going to it's got it's it's going to take its time but it's going to get there too i i would say that that technology is probably good. It's just like not a lot of people have access to that technology. It's kind of like how you can

easily tell when like, um, just by you, like, you know the color spectrum of audio how like there's like that that plug in and like, um, or not the plug in, but like that window and like premiere and stuff where you could see, uh, audio as like a color spectrum. Uh-huh. You ever seen that window before where it's like you can tell, you can take a clip no matter what. Like you can download any clip and download it and see like if it's been edited at all just by looking at that color spectrum because you can see where cuts are made. and like where things like fade out and fade in. It's just like, oh, this is kind of useful.

I think there's a lot of AI tools for that now. And AI is not sophisticated enough to trick it yet. Exactly. That's the thing. Yeah. And maybe it never will actually. Like maybe it is kind of one of those things where it's just like just by the nature. I think it'll be there's obviously it's going to fool people.

But like I do wonder if it's like if it is like that color spectrum thing where like no matter how realistic you make something like. Yeah. If you put it in through this thing. Like you're going to be able to, oh, that's that's where the audio is. Yeah. Hopefully. that's where it's scary. Hopefully,

we have old idiot people running the world, right? And they're old and they're stupid. Yeah. What's crazy is that like so many of our- Control militaries and they control wars being done. So these old dumb people that are confused about, I don't know, opening Facebook are going to be the ones like,

oh, I saw this thing of an AI of Vladimir Putin saying, fuck America directly. And Trump's like, he said, fuck America. Let's bomb him to. The dust. Kingdom come. It's crazy.

Do you know how old? Do you know when? So let me ask you something. When do you think, Kingston, Derek? When do you think Bill Clinton was born? What year? I don't know. 47.

47? Yeah. Who's definitely born 50, 56? Okay. Interesting guesses. 1946. So Derek was close. Kingston, when do you think George Bush was born? Is it also 46? It is also 46.

Kingston, when do you think Joe Biden was born? Is it also 46? It is also 46. Kingston. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band, tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then, your BFF started glaring it, which was cute until they unfriended you and took it with them,

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What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Rees. Suspense.

Rees. When was Trump born? You're lying. I'm not even fucking exaggerating. 46? we've been led by the same fucking generation of fucking old people

for like 20 something years with the exception of Obama who was like you know in his 40s or whatever late 40s but like dude Biden and Trump I might be wrong well what I'm saying is like

yeah it's not the same but it's like dude it is within a year it is like within a year or two years it's fucking ridiculous like probably born yeah all in the same it makes no sense

Trump birth year. Because Trump, he's going to be 80, I think. And then Biden is 82. Yeah. Trump was born in 1946. Biden. Biden would be like 40, 44, 44, 43. Yeah, that mother is he was 42. He's even old, right? He's even older. But the point is it's like, bro, the 40s. Forties were popping. You were born in the 40s and you're dictating AI policy, dude. No. No. No. dude. Yeah. It's, um, no, brother. I frankly wouldn't trust people born in the 90s to dictate fucking AI policy. How crazy is it that you can be the, the leader of the quote unquote, free world, but also you can't be like an air traffic controller. I know. You can't do shit like

that. They'll be like, you're too old leave. It's like, it's actually fucking outrageous. You can command armies, but you can't, uh, like it's, it's like when you think when people, I remember the first time somebody told me. Someone told me it was like, hey, you know, you don't technically have a license to be a police officer. So when you get fired from a precinct or whatever, you can just go to another one. But if you say scalp somebody as a fucking,

as a salon art as a, what do you call them? What is that title called? A beautician. Yeah. Like if you just completely ruined up, they will take your license away. And they're like,

you can't just go to another salon. And I'm just like, this is so fucking stupid. that like it is actually nuts that that is how well who would have guessed this country's fucking stupid wow yep anyway uh yeah so let's see what else is this uh what the fuck am i i i don't know what this means i'm gonna read it because they wrote it israel's bitch america wrote it he says what's up my endless source of entertainment speaking of swine going to costa rica i went when i was 11 and we had stopped at a convenience store near an

he says a renal volcano but like I don't even know with that I guess area of area volcano I don't know um and he says it was it was summer and I saw that there was eggnog this is horribly written so I got

I saw that there was eggnog is crazy so I got a half gallon jug of eggnog in the jungle and drank it all even though it tasted like shit funny enough I was out it was alcoholic eggnog and I was throwing it for two days that sounds like shit. That sounds like a horrible time. Throwing up by getting drunk off of eggnog in a Costa Rican jungle sounds genuinely like a nightmare. I just, I don't understand eggnog.

I love eggnog. I don't love eggnog. Then do it for me. But it's like a one time, it's like only a certain time of year out you're like out. It's like an ingredient that I use for Coquito, but like a by itself like I. It's like drinking like, oh, I'm about to have some French toast instead of making the French toast, you just drink. it you just drink the batter you're just like um oh this is this is delicious you know this is way better than it would have been if it was done i love that you know that this i mean i can't even fuck with it anymore so like that's that's another thing yeah that's that's where you're coming from you i don't know i never like right now before that but i've been i've been

having some weird dreams about like making like i mentioned french toast i've been craving french toast man and i've been thinking about just taking the hit just dealing with the the fucking the acid and all the inflammation. That's so good. It's such a simple thing. Bread and eggs and a little bit of spices. Amazing. Yeah.

I love French stuff so much. It's my favorite breakfast thing. It's so good. And I, I feel cursed, but whatever. You know, it's all good. Yeah. Halo T-bag wrote in.

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space, so I don't really. Unsubscribe. I've heard of that, but podcast. I'm not sure if I've seen anything from them. Who the fuck are these people? You ever hear of the podcast called, you ever hear of the podcast called Triggerometry? Oh, yeah. I can't take some serious. That is such an embarrassing. Yeah, I don't know what this is about. Let's see what the about. Do wait, did they not have abouts on YouTube anymore? A lot of people don't do that anymore. That's crazy. Okay, so this podcast was Eli double step, Brandon Herrera. Donut operator. Oh, yeah. Oh, I remember that's where I saw it. Um, um, um, what's his name was on it. Um, Moodahar was on the upsubscribed podcast. That's where I saw it. And, um, I saw a clip of it where

it was just, because I guess there was always, like little dealers out there that people are like, something's off with this guy. And he had another moment like that on the podcast where he was kind of saying, well, I don't get white people fucking right off their taxes for charity. Like as if like, oh, it's so crazy.

Yeah. It's proving that what you're, you're doing it only for tax breaks. You're not doing it for charitable purposes. And then they were like, no, dude, it's a great idea. It actually allows you to donate more money because they're not going to take any money from

you. So, you know, like it's it was they just like blew them the fuck out with that and it just kind of exposed like why are you even thinking that way no one i've never heard of anybody in their entire life's thinking that was that mootahar saying that yes yeah i think so i don't know man i uh i yeah i don't know really anything but i only know a little bit about don't know a little bit about don't operator. He followed me a long time ago. I think he invited me to go shooting. And then I think he unfollowed me because I said something about how like I don't approve of cops shooting dogs in the face. He was like that was too far. That was a bridge too far. I think he's a cop. So he's like very He was like ex-fbi. Or sorry, SWAT. Sorry. Swat. He was ex. He was a yeah. Yeah. So I meant

like he doesn't like it. Oh yeah. Oddly enough, we had a stream about Tariq Nishid and I invited a bunch of people on and then a bunch of people was like oh hey this is my buddy donut operator and then uh we became okay but yeah throughout the years I was like oh donut he's completely going in the cop direction and yeah I mean you know whatever whatever whatever

you know whatever greases the wheels whatever gets the bills whatever you know whatever you're in an economy of like absolutely no scruples or morals so like whatever you shoot a dog in the face for being pro cop is such a banana thing to me like I guess if you're like in the When you were a cop, right? When you were a cop,

you, of course, you're going to be pro cop, because it's the biggest gang in America. So, of course, you're going to ride with your gang. I just thought it was crazy because I, like, I feel like I've never said anything about police officers.

That isn't just, like, so obviously true. No matter, like who you're like, yeah, maybe don't shoot a fucking chihuahua in the face. Yeah, you've never been, like, radical, like, abacab or like, you know, like, ACAB, sorry. No, yeah. I mean, I feel kind of fundamentally like the,

the police system is, inherently flawed. And I think if a good person does join, they're either rooted out by a lot of really shitty people or, you know, it's just they're not abundant enough. Yeah, he's got to go get this thing. They're not abundant

enough to really make a difference. And like, no one's happy to see a police officer unless they're like literally in, in like, abject danger. Like you're never, every time I'm driving and I see a police officer, I'm always like, oh, now everybody's going to slow the fuck down because they know there's a goddamn narc on the road.

and now it's going to take way longer. It's just never a positive experience. Liking cops is weird. That's weird behavior to me. If you like a cop, you're strange to me. Yeah. At the most, like, maybe indifference or like appreciative when they come and they actually help you. But like outside of that, like, I don't know.

But yeah, that's the only, that's really the only interaction I have with Donut Operate. I just thought it was very funny. I don't remember if that's exactly what the problem was. But I think it's like, it was around the time where I was like sharing videos of police killing like really small dogs and being like I think I said something I might be able to find the thing and by the way this isn't confirmed

I don't know if this is the reason but I suspect that it would be from Chris Argun cop because I remember tweeting a video I think I said something like cops who shoot dogs

how do you search your on your Twitter things again it's like if you put something like you go for you go from, you go in the search thing and you go from colon your username, no spaces, and then space and then whatever you want to find. Gotcha. So,

yeah, oh, damn it, where is it? Maybe if I search a dog, I feel like maybe I don't tweet about dogs that often. Damn, I can't find it, but I had the opinion once that, like, basically, like, if you're a cop that shoots a dog, you should be thrown into the

Coliseum with pedophiles and fight to the death for your right to exist. Which I have no issue. I still feel that way, actually. You shouldn't be shooting animals. That's crazy. It's a wild. Shooting a dog.

Shooting a dog as a police officer is the, is the most embarrassing thing. Especially if it's literally not attacking you. Well, dude, if it's literally not attacking you. And also, if they're fucking small, like, I'm sorry, I'm 5'4. I have never met a small dog that I was even remotely threatened by. On eBay, every find has a story. Like, if you're looking for a vintage,

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eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. Here's a quick podcast. for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're reases. What was that going to do? Stop myself.

Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow, that had everything. Rees, suspense, reeses. Like, and I'm not going in there with like a gun and body, armor and all the shit that they're running in there with. So if I can handle a fight, a scrap with

like a Boston Terrier, I think a 6'5 built guy like donut operator should be able to handle it without, you know, turning it into Swiss cheese. But that's just my opinion. You'd assume. I'm, you know, I'm wrong all the time in

some people. I'm wrong all the time in some people's minds. So. That is just a theory. A game theory. But I don't know if any, I don't know of any things that I've, I've wanted to like and then been unable to because of the creators. Like, typically, I'm pretty aware of the people that are behind the things that I like. Like, I guess the most recent, I guess the example would be probably

Saudi Arabia buying EA or like having that, that bid to buy EA, which means like, you know, I like battlefield quite a bit. And now I'm just like, I don't know if I could really buy battlefield. Morally. Principles. Yeah, I don't feel comfortable doing that really. I don't mind playing it.

I think if I managed to get some key or if there's like a hand-me-down thing or if somebody was like, if somebody for some reason was like, here's Battlefield. That would bother me though because it would still be like, if someone bought it for me,

that would still ultimately be my, you know what I mean? It would, that purchase wouldn't exist without me technically. Even though it's one, I don't know. I feel weird about buying it. Yeah, but that's the closest, that's, that's the closest thing about that I could think of as far as like, whether there were, um, things that I wanted to like, but couldn't because of the creators.

I don't know of any. Do you have anything like that, Derek? Like something that you wanted to like, but like couldn't because of the creators? Uh, um, that, I would say I'm very much, I'm, I'm, on the cusp of abandoning, like, I'm already not. not going to financially support the UFC. I haven't supported them in a long time because I feel like they screwed me over, especially when I bought one of their pay-per-views in 2017. It just didn't work.

And so I had a pirate it anyway. And I was like, fuck you. I'm not paying for your shit anymore because that's crazy. Anyway, even now I was going to, I've talked about this before. I was going to peacock in 2026,

which is phenomenal because they're on ESPN Plus and also pay-per-view. So people spend, if they're actually spending money, they're spending hundreds of dollars a year to watch these fucking fights. so now all you need is a peacock subscription next year. And I was like, that's a godsend. But because of the direction that they got in, and I said like the Charlie Kirk thing with the final straw,

like memorializing him. And then like just like, again, you know, watching pirating the shit again on the last pay-per-view, fucking there's like they've been doing this for a minute, but it's just like, okay, oh, Cash Patel. Like, I'm like, first of all, it's already gay, the director of the FBI, is getting any camera time at all.

Who matter, no matter who it is. But now it's also Cash Patel. And then they're showing like as if it's any other celebrity. Like, oh, look at fucking Jared Letto's here. And like, oh, great. And then look at this person's here. And then Cash Patel's here. And I'm like, bro, like, this is just the fucking R&C now.

Why does he even have to go to the UFC when he can just see it from his house? I mean, it's just, it's an, it's the RNC, man. And it's crazy that the R&C. and see, like, the director of the FBI should even be included in that. Like, they're, they're completely politicizing things that are supposed to be neutral. Separate. Because they would literally, we'd just keep the same people in power a lot of the times. Oh, this person did a serviceable job.

It's like fucking Anthony Fauci. He's been around since Reagan. And now all of a sudden, he's public enemy number one for the people on the right. We're like, nigga, he's been around the entire time. You're stupid. You're an idiot. Yeah. the whole um i don't know the politicians hanging out in these spaces has always been annoying to me i remember

even even when i was a lot younger and i was like annoyed when um it it bothered the hell out of me when when like barrac obama was on comedians and cars getting coffee because i remember just being like you're not a comedian what the fuck are you doing here or like when he would go on like uh i remember like between two ferns you remember that zach alvinacka show like he went on there and i just remember being like what the fuck is that like i guess with that i guess it's a little bit different because zach alfenas i don't really know he's not really a comedian he's just kind of like an actor and actors are like literally paid to lie like that's their entire job is to like this is my name now actually yeah

you know like it's like completely fake so like that doesn't necessarily bother me like if like sean pen wants to you know play around a golf with obama i guess like whatever like i find it weird but like it's not it's not as egregious as comedians doing it, in my opinion, or like comedy associated people, because like the whole thing, like, this is like the first line of defense as far as like a free society goes. Like your ability to poke fun at the people in power is like one of the first things to go. And so for you to pal around, I don't know, man. Like, that's crazy to me.

It's super crazy. It was embarrassing when fucking Hillary Clinton was on Broad City. I used to like that show and that I didn't even know that I I didn't even know that it is so shit on there I lost They were funny And then they did and they had that episode

And it was just like oh You had stinked on that you couldn't get the Yeah I I can't I can never take this person seriously ever in my life And they vanished after that they were just done like after she lost the election They fucking just Just farted off into no man's land Yeah And so when Theo Vaughn and something's like, when Seovon has like fucking Trump on the podcast, it's like I can't you're yeah, dude, he's going through it right now. Have you guys heard about him? Yeah, good. I really go through it.

Like, like, like, they make these fucking decisions for clout obviously. And it's like, bro, at the end of the day, it's like, I think Mitch McConnell is one of those people who mentions the long game. And I'm like, how do you guys not understand what the long game is versus just this quick fucking turnaround that they're trying to do for like some status and some fame or. or their agenda, you're supposed to play the long games, meaning that, oh, it's going to be beneficial right now to have Trump on, but it won't be in the fucking long run because people will remember that shit. Stay neutral. Keep doing what you're doing. People are going to appreciate that. It's like fucking Bill Burr eventually just he caved.

Like everybody, he was the long game guy that just remained to be like, fuck all this stuff, fuck all this. Everyone loved him. And then just randomly out of nowhere. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, Riyadh, this is great. I was like, what are you doing? you're taking the you're doing the thing now

that you just oh this is too good of an opportunity for me to pass up and I'm like no it's not your red legacy is tarnish now you're crazy it's bad man you can't uh you can't be doing that like maybe maybe maybe maybe this is an argument to be made that like oh well you use to take a comedian

too seriously it's like and and maybe comedians shouldn't be taking that seriously but at the same time like brother like you that you can't just sit there you know what bothers me it's just it and look let me let me put it this way i understand the frustration in like oh you know this person did this wrong thing and then they come around to it like kind of like Andrew Scholes right although it's like it's you know tepid you know they're they're doing the

pivot now yeah and it's like oh well you should want people to pivot like that's the point that is the criticism of a lot of the left it's like they don't really let people get better it's like it's just kind of like you're canceled and that's it and then they and then they only have the right wing to go to. It's not about that though. For me, it's just a frustration. It's like, how were you, how were you ever this stupid? I can't, I can't forget that you were ever this stupid. It would be like if Kingston came over to my house one day and he was like, hey, uh, oh, I'm excited to do the podcast. And then he opens his lunchbox and it's a pile of razor blades. And he just swallows him. He keeps swallowing. And he bleeds. He's bleeding. And I got to call the fucking hospital.

And then he survives, then he comes back. I'm just going to be thinking like, damn, you survived. You're not going to learn anything from that. But how the fuck were you so stupid to even do that in the first place? That's the problem. I don't know if I could look at you the same way, knowing that that was even possible, that you ever thought that that was a good idea. Yeah.

And so it just feels insane. Like, I get it. Like, people can change and they can realize that they did wrong or whatever. Nah. But like, God, how? I don't give them that brevity. I give, right. For me, I think with Schroats and all of those guys, they were getting sweet wizards into their ear.

They wanted to be cool. They wanted to be relevant. They saw the money was over there. I think, I think Theo was dumb enough to fall for it. I think Theo was actually stupid enough to fall for the fact. I don't know, man. I don't even know about that.

You know why? This is the thing that I'm having a problem with, with just being full on, like, or taking, um, it's because of who they've had on before. I don't believe this level of cognitive dissonance. I believe in the playing these.

centrist grifter where they say have on Bernie Sanders just like Joe Rogan completely understands Bernie Sanders talking points understands these populist fucking policies and everything. But then all of a sudden can turn on and be like, oh yeah, Trump is the best one for like you can't, you understood everything Bernie Sanders was saying. And now all of a sudden you don't. Like I don't believe that. Same thing with fucking, uh, uh, Andrew, uh, not Andrew Schultz, um, but a version of him, but like, we were talking about the Ovon because the same thing for him. I'm like, you can't, you can't both like the one these policies clearly or for the people and then what the other person saying is the antithesis to this you can't tell me that you don't understand this or okay so when bernie sanders

came on your podcast you nodded your head and lie that you understood everything i don't believe that yeah that's those are the only those those the only two options i don't believe that they're either they're that those are those are the only two options is that they're either they're either liars or they're stupid yeah and that and neither one of those is like admirable It's kind of like when people get angry at me for like just being left wing, even though I've always said that. It's like you either, to be angry at this now would imply, because I've always said that I've always been transparent about it, to be mad at me for it now. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea, the band tea from the last show your favorite band ever played.

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I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. Means that you thought that I was lying. You thought that I was just like outwardly lying to you and everybody. And you liked that for some reason.

or you heard me and understood that I was telling the truth, but for no reason whatsoever, now it's a problem. You know what I mean? Like both of those make no sense. Right. Because you're like, what do you mean? You liked it when you thought I was lying? You admire liars?

Are you insane? Apparently. What the fuck is that? That's so crazy. I don't know. It's wild. But see, here's the difference that when it's a podcaster with an audience and all this stuff that do this thing.

Sure. Sure. People that are just regular average people, they can get away with being that incredibly stupid because we've witnessed stuff like that all the time. And people are much more charitable to that and let them change and grow. Even even some really hardcore leftists will be like, good. Like welcome to reality. But then when it's like these podcasters and these prominent people, I don't believe them because of what's at stake for their careers. And it's why like I just, I'm like, all right, I've seen. Bernie Sanders hit the campaign trail, go to West Virginia, talk to a bunch of complete retards, and then them be like, oh shit, I didn't know any of this

and change them forever. I've seen this. I've seen them go around everywhere and I've seen multiple people do versions of this. Regular people, they change because they didn't know better. They hear these arguments,

these policies, these talking points are like, holy shit, I've never been exposed to this. Now you have these podcasters. Same thing happens to them. They say the same thing, but then Trump and his buddies roll around

and all of a sudden, you make a good argument, sir. I'm like, no, I don't believe you. Because those other people that are even that are dumb in that, they're in West Virginia, for example, would be like, I don't fucking believe you, Trump. Because what you're saying makes no sense and doesn't benefit me. Because now they've been exposed to, you know, progressive policies. And so that's why, like, I have a hard time believing.

I struggle where I'm like, is Joe Rogan just the stupidest person alive or is he a grifter? I still struggle with that because I know he's stupid in a way falls for AI swap. I get that. But as far where it comes to endorsing Bernie Sanders to endorsing Trump, I don't believe in that level of stupidity. I think it's just dishonest fucking bullshit getting roped into these opportunities with his buddies, Elon Musk and fucking Dana White and all that shit. And it makes me feel like they're much more despicable than just being completely dumb. And it pissed me off. Like it just seems way more nefarious than and like, you know, I can't say it's 100%, but I would say 80%

cent grifting, like, especially when it comes to like Andrew Shultz, fucking Joe Rogan, Theo Von, I know people, he's perceived as a complete dumbass. He's, oh, I got a fucking mullet and from Louisiana. But I'm like, you know better. I just, I'm like, I don't fucking, I've seen you guys completely comprehend these populist fucking progressive policies. And then you still want to root for, like, I just, I can't.

I think, I think we got to start, I think we got to start leaning into the, into the rhetoric that maybe we probably should have always leaned into, which is we do not have any moneyed interests backing us at all. Yeah. Like we are entirely fan funded. And the reason that that is okay, we look, we could, we could probably, if we, if we wanted this podcast to make bank, we could never say the word retard. We could, we could cut the N word out of everything.

We could sit here and not make, not make our ridiculous jokes and just push whatever fucking policies, whatever side wants. and we could do it. It would be fucking horrible for us. It would be so lame. But that would be the safe way to do it. The reason that this is not a sexy proposition for any kind of moneyed interest is because it's the truth

and it's the truth is often not very sensational. Yeah. Everybody, what I'm saying basically is like everybody else that you're listening to in the space is lying to you and we are not. That's what I'm saying. I know that. A large degree of them are. And let me tell you something.

I know that that sounds like whatever, Pop is or whatever. And you know what? Fine. Maybe it is. Sometimes you got to be. That's the space now. Fuck off.

I'm going to own this. Because like, dude, Tim Poole's out there pretending like you didn't get paid by Russia. Like, fuck you, dude. Yeah. You bald, Q ball fucking loser. Are you kidding?

Yeah. Go play butt rock with your bald ass and your fucking compound, injecting yourself with all sorts of fucking weird vitamins before you record a fucking episode of your goddamn show. I can't. I'm over it, dude. I'm so. sick of like pretending like this is not better yeah no like you got get over it i have a hard time

things that i'm attached to even any type of flowers or pat on the back or anything like that but when i kind of try to step outside myself and then think of this product and i'm like this is something that this is something that can be proud of it's it's a little lazy in times but that's you know in my nature i'm also kind of a lazy i'm not the you know go-getter type of artist that should really, you know, it's just, that just, so it is what it is. Besides that, though, the fact that like, you know, my mantra is like, no matter the consequences, stay true to yourself, that is how I've always been and that is how I always be. And I feel like this is what this show is like that. If a significant amount of money was placed in our lap to say,

you know, never criticize Israel or something, I'd be like, I'm sorry, I can't do it. Like, I could use this money. I'd come on with a yarmaca. I come on a yarmica. I'm like, Shalom. Shalom. I would, I mean, I know we, is a reiteration. Like, we've talked about that many times. Like, oh, man, we wish we had the capacity to like truly grift because then our lives would be significantly more pampered. It would be, it would be a lot easier.

Yeah. Yeah. But just, I just, I don't have it in me. I don't think even in these times where I'm like, nothing matters, man, the bad guys won. I still. can't convince myself to be like, well, can't beat them, join them kind of a thing. I just, I can't do it. Well, this is, this is ultimately, this is my version of joining it.

Is that everybody else is fucking lying to you. And we're just, we're just, we're actually real people. And a lot of these people are just not. Just straight up. They're, they're goblins. They're goblins. They're goblins. They're goblins in the dirt.

And they're trying to kill you. They're trying to take your kids. They're trying to fuck your kids up. They're trying to give them all this crazy propaganda. yeah it's not going to work I have hardcore sex with them she'll let them do it man

anyway let's see what do we got what do we got left uh this is a weird wait is this this is a weird one but yeah please let's just get to this because this is a weird plio TCA

rhodes says you guys talked about quitting reviews a lot was he really that bad first of all i feel like we haven't talked about quitting reviews really that much he made fun of that one thing about him being in blackface You talked about that maybe once or twice when it was like relevant to the conference We don't we don't bring up Quinted reviews

Yeah And also that's that was so long ago That like I don't even know I don't care Right was it the Blade review The Blade review? I don't even know What the fuck you're talking about No

You said Quinn plays right Wasn't that the guy I did Am I wrong? Well you I mean statistically yeah But the only thing we were talking about Specifically was meeting him at VidCon And he was just yeah We had like a weird we had a weird Airbnb experience

Yeah like many many years ago But like I mean I don't know Quinn I don't know Quentin Today's. He's probably fine. Yeah, who know like, because he did reviews and I didn't watch him or whatever who cares. Like that's a bunch of people to do reviews. Cool. Awesome.

The thing that, because I made a Twitter trash video about him and it was only because he out of nowhere, unprompted, put out a tweet from all the people at VidCon because there was like a bunch of people that took a picture in that fucking, what's it called?

Kekistan. That Kekistan flag was the Kekistan flag. And like the thing about that because like it's it's actually pretty layered but like if you're if you're not if you don't know about it yeah you just think like well that's just these are Nazis right because it's it's modeled after the

fucking Nazi flag but I'm like yeah it's you know you guys don't understand the joke I know you'll never understand it it's fine because I know we know some of the people that created it like Jeff Holiday was one of the people and like the idea they were it started off and unfortunately this is how Nazis always work it started

off making fun of them it started off actually actually making fun of identity politics. And then it morphed into at a certain point, like white supremacist started like getting into the fraud. Yeah, they like adopted it. They adopted. Nice. And then it died immediately by the way.

Like it had no lasting impact at all. Like you would, if you showed the Kekasand flag now, like everybody would be like, what is that? Exactly. And it had like no actual relevance. It really, it did.

It dead on arrival because it just, whatever. But like, unprompted, Quentin just brought up like, I forgot what he said, but he was just like talking shit. like no one was talking about it

wasn't relevant it wasn't a hot topic or anything people weren't talking about like the anti-sgw or anything so we just like I don't know we're just started shitting on people and it's like what the fuck is wrong with you bro? Like you just nothing why are you shitting on people especially there's some people that were just in the photo that just didn't have any connection

you know what I'm saying? So that was like I and then I started talking about the you know just awkward encounters and how he kind of behaved he was a little weird and didn't give anybody a ride. That was actually my thing. That really pissed me off.

We were all trying to find fucking taxis, right? When we all went to eat somewhere. And then so whoever we're able to get one, let's pack the car. And he's just like, nope, took his own taxi. Oh, we're all going back to the same Airbnb. He took his own taxi. And I'm like, well, that was incredibly rude. But, you know, it is what it is.

But like, that's literally the most. That's like, that's the worst I have to say about him. Yeah, there are far worse. There are far away. I've done the same thing. I'm like, all right, bro.

I'll be a everybody everybody gets home safe. Yeah, you would have done the same thing, which is why. Yeah. So I do. I'm like,

I'm not helping you. Fuck out of year. I've spent my whole life being nice to people. I'm not doing that shit no more. I'm like, yeah, whatever.

You'll figure it out. Yeah, I see. That's why I'm sick, you know. You're also an adult. You'll be fine. I'll leave people behind.

Drunk woman in a place you don't know anybody. You'll be fine. You decide to drink, right? anyone I can do that as a true demon, truly demonic. Let's see what Quinn reviews is up to, though. Let's see.

All right, let's see. Let's see. Sween licks his hands clean after using the toilet. Every damn time. Roaded. There's in episode 363. Chris and Derek, Swin wasn't there because he was stupid.

We're talking about Confederate statues being torn down. Some Confederate statues were put up during the 1930s, but most were in the 1960s during the Civil Rights era. So they have no real historical value and can be torn down with no real loss. Well, it's... I still think that, I don't know, history is just the past.

Like, so I don't, I don't like that argument, but I did reference that, at least if I remember correctly, that they were put up as a response. Like, these are monuments to racism. So, but like, taking them down makes absolute sense

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Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. That part of history is a lesson. I don't mind it being in a history and be like, look what these people did in response to these. people being free. They should be in museums, ultimately, because it is, it is still like a historical thing that happened.

It's really, it's really, that is a really interesting conundrum because I think there's validity on both points. Like destroying them versus preserving them? Yeah, there's validity on both points. I think, I think there's genuinely never a good reason

to destroy history, actually. I agree, but also at the same time, that history is particular. Dude, there's a Holocaust museum, sweet. No, no, I understand. I understand.

I just don't understand the destruction. I'm not for team destroy them. I'm not for team destroy them. You just understand how people feel? That's completely fine. That's the, that's been there. Like,

I think anyone who's not a racist? Get rid of them, no. Anyone who's not a racist, I think understands like, oh, I understand why you would want them destroyed. But here's an argument to why we should preserve it because, so we don't forget why.

Because there's a lot of people, unfortunately, probably the vast majority of the country, doesn't know when they were built or why they were built. or why they were built. Because we didn't even think about the Civil War only took place over your high school years.

It makes it sound like this was some, the Confederacy was some long lasting bastion of fucking southern ideals. And it was all this shit going on. I was like, no, dude, it was a fucking war. And then they lost. And the losers do not get fucking monuments. Are you retarded?

Like, in what war are you supposed to do that? Where it's like, all right, okay, you know, things were bad. things were bad in Germany, but you know, here's a hymn. Here's like, come on. Like, shut the fuck up, dude. If you think, if you think about it, the Confederacy was like the first, like, participation trophy.

You know what I mean? Where it's just like, oh, you lost, but like, here's a statue of your guy. You know, like, just because you did a good job. That's, well, that's all because of the fact that what you call it, Johnson took over. It's literally, it's literally just because of him. It's, it's like all him. Like, what you call it died and John took over. And it's like, well, if he didn't die, like, I really think if Lincoln didn't die,

the history would be so different in America, it'd be hilarious. If Lincoln didn't die? Yeah, 100%. Johnson. What do you say? You know that Abraham Lincoln, he died and then Vice President Johnson took over. What's his first name? Is it Andrew Johnson?

I think you're right. Andrew Johnson, if I'm mistaken. I think you're right. But yeah, but he was, but he was a full blown racist, like straight up racist. So it was like, well, all that works done. And then the wolf gets in the hen's house. And you're like, well, I was reading it as like, for some reason, I was reading it as, um, because we're talking about like, so you're thinking like Lyndon B Johnson. Right.

Because he was mentioning the 1960s. Okay. And then you're like, oh, yeah, because he did sign in the, um, but again, not because he felt like it was right. Not like the civil rights act. It was not like he was like, oh, at the bottom of my heart, I deeply believe in this. It was like he came here to do this. might as well get it done I guess and his wife his wife with his blood on her was still there and she was like please sign this and let me go and mourn now it's interesting man the confederates

they invented the participation trophy by giving themselves like their statues they're the red states are welfare states literally depending on blue states thought it is it is very funny that like everything they seem to like really load is just everything that they I think the problem fascinating I think the problem is fascinating I think the It's like interesting. Like psychologically, I think it's like really cool. It's very cool in it. Yeah. I put him in like a petri dish and like kind of like watching.

But yeah, the person I wrote in, I just, yeah, like, listen, I would shed apps. I would feel no feelings if I saw all of those statues destroyed. I'd be like, oh, that's like maybe not the best thing to do, but I wouldn't feel any like, oh no. I'd be like, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It would be very much like that. It would be great if like people learned from history. Because people actually learn shit of history.

You'd be like, oh, yeah, fuck those statues. People learned that the people that made them were terrible. Yeah. But unfortunately, people don't learn. It's considered liberal brainwashing. Like, history is considered, like, facts and logic are considered liberal brainwashing. They want to teach slavery in history. It's like, yeah.

Bro, Prager, you know, remember their shit? The latest human sin? The greatest human sin, yes. Did you see that? Did you see that? Did you see that? Well, in the museums? No, Prager you.

It was like a, like a cartels. It was a cartoon, right? Yeah. And they're like valuable skills. They're basically trying to make the argument that like, this isn't so bad. Like everybody was doing it back in the day, which is first of all not even fucking true.

That's the thing that pisses me off. There was a lot of people who were on board because they were fucking brainwash. But in the same way where it's like, hey, we're going to hike these taxes up on you and lower them for the rich people. And most people vote for those people. It's not that they actually want that shit. They've been tricked into fucking supporting it.

Look, slavery has always. always been a thing in a world, but channel slavery is a different thing. It is definitely more insidious. And it's like, how do you always? I don't, I actually don't know if it that matters to the, to the degree that you. I think it does. I think it does because isn't that kind of, isn't that kind of like, uh, mean, the, the diaspora shows that it does. Unfortunately. No, but I'm not saying that one is one is, it's not like shades of bad, but it's like systematically and structurally one is done. sheer insidiously. Like one is like done for like, oh, we're going to take people and like build our nation and take their will from them.

That's fucked up. Other one is like, these are worse. Straight up, these are worse. We're going to make laws about them being worse. We're going to destroy what they were so they don't have anything who they were anymore. Like it's, it's different. I'm not disregarding other people. I understand.

It is because it's, it's all horrible. I would make the, I would, I would make the case that. there are types of slavery that are not insidious. But, like, I know what you're saying. Like, I do think that, like, there's more to it than just the slavery.

I just think that people need to recognize that how you want to use the word insidious. Insidious, the quote unquote powers that be at any time period is to where they can get the poorest people who won't benefit from any of this on their side. Like, so, like the people, rich people, business people owned slaves because they're the only ones who would obviously can afford. them and to the poor person that's struggling to feed their fucking family are not getting anything from that they're not getting anything from that because they're still fucking probably farming and making their own food and not even buying the products that slaves are creating because those are being imported or sorry exported yeah like people like the way that like oh everybody was doing this kind of a thing like the break are you type of a thing and I'm like no

even now where the rich people who are consolidating all the wealth and doing all these fucking horrible practices. Most people aren't doing it and not benefiting from it, but then people are being convinced that it's good for them. Like trickle down economics. Rich people don't buy into the economy. They invest. So how the fuck would that ever work? They knew that. They know that, but then they try to convince the average person that this is going to be good for you and then vote for it. And we also, the elephant in the room really is that we still have a lot of slavery. Absolutely.

Actually quite a bit. It's not localized in America in the same way. We have prison slavery. We rely on third world slavery to keep our entire system. So it's like- The slavery is a big one, man. It's just like fucking modern day sharecropping, you know? Like, and that's-

Yeah, literally, literally, yeah. So whatever. Yeah. I think it's all very silly. Fucking, just a bunch of knuckleheads at the top, you know. Just a bunch of knucklehead. Just a bunch of, oh, those guys. All right, let's get one more and then let's bounce.

It sucks. We had a chance to avoid these problems, but I think what happened is we did. No, we didn't. No, we did. We had one chance. And let me tell you what that chance was. We could have made a good Halo game and then it would have all been fine. Yeah.

We missed our chance to blow. I really think. I really think everything would have been better. I think the internet. I mean, the internet really cooked us. The internet did absolutely. Without a doubt. We are clearly not.

We are clearly not involved. We had the chance. The thing is that I just don't understand what, like, I don't, I don't get what happened where, like, some people were just like, I'm going to, like, look at things. Like, I'm going to, it's, I guess it's just, it's, it's like your ability to decipher information. But it's like, you watch these things, right? Throughout history, all of history, the stories are written about, like, tyrannical people and people that are trying to let the world not go anywhere being bad guys. But people sat down and watched all this. And then they were just like, Like, no, I like the bad guys.

And it's like, but you're not supposed to. How do you like them? Like you can think they're cool. They look cool. You know, they sound cool. But you're supposed to be like, oh, no, but what they're doing is wrong. I think that's the wrong perspective because the bad, they think the bad guys are the good guys. Like, in real life.

I know, I know that it is. It's most of them. They think Donald Trump is a gods. I love Lily. Look, look, I love Lily, right? I love her all my heart. Uh-huh. She's my everything.

she loves Darth Vader and I'm like honey yeah that's fine she doesn't want to actually fucking do Darth Vader type shit does she she's like he's cool but he's wrong right and it's like no but it's like I don't he's wrong believe she does he's wrong you'd be surprised you would be sad how many women are like I

forgive Anakin I think he's got a point to be fair I think I think Anakin has a point but he's still wrong no I think Darth Vader has a point That's crazy. I don't think Anakin is a single point at all. That's great. I think Anakin has a point. I think Darth Vader is insane.

I think Darth Sidious has a good point. Yeah. I think who's another? I think Carnage has a good point. Yeah, yeah, Carnage for sure. I think, yeah. Joker, Joker, right based and realized. The Joker is quite based.

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By my estimation. He was always the one villain. I was like, this thing is dumb. The whole time I was like, Joker's so. stupid. He's fun. I was like, he's like, because I was like, why doesn't Batman, like, I don't know, break his back or arms or something? He has. He's beaten him to a pulp and then he recovers and still gets out. He's not severed his vertebrae. That is true. I would make that, he'd be a quadriplegic. Well, that's what that's interesting. That's why I think he is actually.

I think that, oh, yes, he is. I think the red hood coming out was probably one of the best, like finally they addressed that, you know? Yeah, and it ruins, but I think I, I, a hot take, I think that ruined Batman's character as entirely. Yeah. I think that moment they thought they cooked, they were like, and then afterwards, they're like, I mean, they clearly, they clearly did cook

because it, no, they didn't. It resonates very heavily with, I mean, I think, I think that ruined his character actually. Because there's no, that, that is not a good reason at all. That reason they gave, they thought it was like, because it's not about it being a good reason. It's, it's, it's, he's crazy. Okay.

He literally can't. I, I, I don't think it's, I don't think, I think that's him rationalizing it, to be honest with you. Like him having like a no kill rule because like, oh, if I cross, I cross it like the number of murderers stays the same. I think I think that's him rationalizing the fact that like I think he's genuinely traumatized by the concept of death and he can't bring himself to do it. Absolutely. I don't think it's a matter of like how people talk about it. Yeah. I think I think it is he traumatized clearly a matter of death, but I think that moment still destroys his credibility as a character to me for me to a degree.

But it's like you can't kill people I understand that he killed the kid that you brought into this Now what now what do we do do you just Darn it my code no I just I think And Jason and Jason is staring him in his face I think it just gave it con and now I'm crazy I think and I'm crazy why I think it was so good It reinforces it just reinforces what a lot of us theorize

Because we've I remember being at fucking functions Like talking about this shit We're we're we're like Like, okay, who's, because it was interesting that it was like, all right, whose responsibility? Isn't it the state's responsibility to kill Joker? So it was like, we were getting to these, we're getting to these philosophical levels. However, if you are a, because this was a counter to it, if you're a vigilante already, you're doing everything but that, like shut off.

You're already breaking the law. So why, if it's the state's responsibility, you should not be a vigilante at all. So that would be the argument, the counter argument that he shouldn't even be doing anything. You're already there. everything but that one thing. Like, come on, brother. Like that's, and that what's kind of swayed me. Because I was always like, well, yeah, the mayor should just cook him.

Like, when he cooked the Joker. Yeah. Throwing a bat of acid. Cook him. I think, and I think, and this is probably just like head cannon for me, but I think there's a part of Batman that wishes he could. Yeah. No, I think Batman wishes he could do.

I agree. He's traumatized. He's too traumatized to do it, but I still think that's dumb. It's not dumb in a way that when you witness your parents being murdered. You don't know what's going to happen to your brain. No, I am, I am, I'm, I am, I am, I'm, I am being as honest as possible with that where it's like, yeah, clearly there is trauma. There is a ton of trauma involved in this, right? Yeah. But the idea of him allowing Joker to live is still dumb, because he is killing people. Yeah, but like, now his action is directly killing people. And now when he stops Jason

from doing it, when he stops Asriel from doing it, when he stops Damien from doing it, he's, not only stopping he's stopping people that were killed from getting retribution. Well Which is just not fair Like you cannot no You can't rationalize it. It's not fair. That's not fair. It's crazy.

But also the argument His head off. I would have just shot up in the head I'm like oh he's dead. Yeah everybody every sane person would kill Joker. That's the point. Yes. That is the same person would kill Joker. But the issue also is that like there's an argument to be made that like he

look, he's not, he could save more lives killing Joker. I agree. And I would do the same thing. But the issue is like, to say, to say that it makes no difference. It's like, no, I think like he would, without Batman, the Joker would have killed more people. Yes, that's true. So I think that's ultimately what it is. It's like I'm saving people period, you know, that's not a, that's not a good argument. I understand what you mean. Like, yes, Batman has technically made Joker kill less people, but he has also let Joker kill people. So that nulled itself out. No, because, no, I don't agree.

Because, like, without Batman, he would still be, he's, he can't let people. Batman's not letting the Joker kill people, because no one else is killing the Joker. He is letting people kill a Joker. No, he isn't. He's actively prevented other heroes from dealing with him. Without him, though, without him. I agree. Well, without him, there might not be a Joker.

Without him, there might not actually be a Joker even. That's another argument. There certainly wouldn't be a Robin to go to go after him. But there would be. There would still be a joke. People from Blood Haven. There would be, I feel like at a certain point,

somebody would have to. Like, I think the net good does eventually become Gotham's hero. Yeah, Xavier. Yeah. If it would be a dude, perhaps be some like fucking guy with a gun.

It would have been Alford. Alfred would have walked up and shot him. Punisher. Blown his brains out. I would have been another punisher. Yeah. For me, that's one argument between him and Spider-Man come into contact.

where I'm like, Spider-Man is this better than him? Because Peter does not want to kill people, but Peter is not going to let a threat exist. That is just slaughtering people. I like the cycle. That is why that argument falls apart from me, because I'm like, Spider-Man will do everything he can. He is a guilty person.

Just like Batman feels as if he's guilty. Similar sense. But Spider-Man will fight to stop. There is a difference between them, though, as characters because, like, one person lost their parents when they were like a child. Yeah, in front of him. It's so traumatizing, yes.

And the Uncle Ben thing is different. It is different, but it's still another traumatizing moment. Sure, but I just think people react to trauma in different ways. I think I think I think Batman's character is totally fine. Like, I think it works. I think it works for a period of time. I think it works. I think it works.

I think it works better. Until that moment, it fell apart. I think it works better than him being some boring fucking moral guy. I really think that shit's boring. And the fact that he's like psychologically tortured and he's fucking bringing young boys to do like it's so crazy. when you just think about it for a little while you're like this guy's insane.

It's more it's more lore. It's like, oh, wow, look that. But I think, I don't know, I think we live in a world where morality is down the drain. And I think because people love characters that are so complex and fucked up when it's like you could like goodness. I don't think that's good. It's fine.

I don't think that's the issue. I don't think having more like white knights will make people more like because they're being convinced by horrible people with a lot of money to be shitty and that comment that morals don't matter override that because they have not I mean I think I think they play a part and I think media plays a part in these things clearly I think media plays in isolated incidences but not in the collective

of believing that like I think media plays a part in collectives entirely that's how it works when media dies I think so because it's always done I don't know that people are people have how would media not do that the Bible's media and it's played a part in people's fucking perception of the world what do you Yeah, I said not like not on an average, not collectively. I think that's not where people, I don't think media is where people collectively get their morals from. It's their parents. Who get it from what?

Their fucking parents. Who get it from what? The things they absorb, the things they absorb around it. It's just the circumstances that they're living is. So a lot of times it will be, depending on like say, for example, the, the, you know, most people are religious. So it depends on which congregation you're with is where you're morals. So the people who actually believe in like genuine good and helping out community versus mega churches and whatever the fuck. This is where these people are.

So these people are about maximizing profits, which was instilled in their brain by fucking corporatist pieces of shit and lobbyists. But that's still the things you absorb. Yes, what you're absorbing is not through fucking comic books or fucking movies. Not comic books. No one's through media through stories, through music. All that stuff influences who you become. Literally. I'm just saying like even when you, you see.

people writing Christ is king and all this stuff, they don't absorb the stories of Jesus Christ. They just are using these things and they're acting as a validate and there's examples of how they grew up with their parents and how their parents behave. I agree. And it's not that they were watching fucking Superman or something. They were fucking living in their environment, which was, hey, I'm with good people that are teaching me good morals or I'm not. And so I think all those, but I think media inherently has a huge effect. on it because right now we live in the world where media has completely alter people's perspective.

I think it's much more is much more happening at an alarming rate because like TikTok and all that shit. But like usually by the time people get on social media, they're, I wouldn't say their morals are 100% set, but they're already kind of been. They're forming. They're already been kind of like exposed to their parents ideals. And so what I'm thinking is like, they're forming for sure, but they're not done. because I think I think you kind of become who you're going to be in like your late 20s.

I think that's when you're kind of like you've certified who you want for the most part. That's in no. I think so I think so I think solid. I think as a job or do you mean you as your more your own moral and ideals? I think as a person. I think I think the final step. Was that for you? Exactly.

I think the final steps that you find out who you are exactly is when you have to be. Was that for you? No. No. It was it was sort of formed. It was like the framework was already there. and me being in a 20-something kind of maybe like 14 years old 15 I knew exactly I would not say I knew exactly who I wanted to be and I knew what would matter to me and it was like I think you're a

rare case I don't think so I think people like I think I do I do think most people do not solidify well that's also to be fair you you you are still in in the era of boobs and butts L.O.L you know you're definitely 14 forever in fairness but like what I'm saying is like not like your job and shit, not like, oh, what am I going to do to get money and stuff like that, but your morals if you haven't formed your morals by high school years, like I'm worried about you.

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I think, I think the framework of their morals are formed by itself, but I think the finalist of them becoming who they are is in your early, when you're on your own. Because I think what happened is that when you're around the people around you. Before that, that doesn't make sense. I think you have it. I think you have the framework of it,

but I think you should know the difference between right or wrong and what you are going to. to what path are going to go down by the time you're a teenager. You understand. I think you can ignore. I know this is right and I know this is wrong. I will ignore it. You become older and then I'm like,

okay, I'm not going to ignore that shit anymore. It's crazy. But you understand already. You know this. I agree. You try figuring out right and wrong by that time. But I think the nuance of you being on your own and a,

and no longer in your familiar echo chamber is what happens when they go to college and stuff. That is literally what happens. That is why you have that process of leaving and go to college and sort of having a, a pseudo living on your own experience for you to finish developing and are like, oh, this is my perspective. Is that what happened? Is that what happened?

You, you didn't, you weren't sure about your morality until you started not some talking to other people. I think there's a, I think there's too much of a focus on morality. Well, that's what this whole argument has been about the entire time because we're talking about Batman and him being a moral person. We need more moral superheroes and stuff.

I think whether he was a moral person. I thought the conversation was about like people figuring out who they, who they really are. That's what. That's what it morphed into, but That's not what it, that's basically not like a purposeful straw man, not like a purposeful thing. Okay, sure. But in a thing that way, the whole argument was why, say, Kingston doesn't like Batman or he thinks it ruined his character. And I was like, we're thinking it's much more interesting.

I think interesting psychological people and more complicated people are more interesting. And he was saying, it's like, having like more moral people probably be better for society because they heavily, um, um, are inspired or, you know, they take from examples of media. And then that's where the art, you know, it started to blossom there. And so, but like, I understand that you collect stuff, right, as you get older and older and older. But just in the, I'm just talking about like, say, how much does media affect your morals versus, say, the people that you directly grew up with for the first like 10 years. I think it's just so vastly not the same. I think I think definitely your family is the primary source of your moral compass when you're younger. And hopefully you have a good family.

because then you should be okay because if you don't, that's when I think everything you're saying kicks in the people who didn't have a good environment and then they need to start hanging out with people like in college

that are decent people and start to learn from them. Because I would say my family, my grandmother's a really good person. They hang out with horrible people. Yeah. Because my grandfather is a very good person but the things I was drawn to

in a kid were things that were like like kind of giving you like a particular moral combat where it's like, you know, do kind of do the right thing, you know, try to be kind of that kind of stuff. Even the Bible was one of those things for me where it was like, it was like, it was gearing me towards like, hey, you know. But you, but you, but you needed that though.

I think everything. I think everyone needs to like, because your, your parents had you. And then they were like, ew, it's so ugly. Yeah, my mom said that she died and she gave birth to me. She was like gross. She died and died. And my dad went to space. Yeah, she looked at you and died immediately.

And then your dad was like, well, I'm not, I didn't sign up for this. I didn't. And then. And then. I think it would be good for a lot of kids, man. I think it'd be good for a lot of kids to have this more figures that were just morally like on up and up. I think like, I think we constantly run into not having it.

I think that's a problem. PBS and like Nick Jr. shows are pretty solid. They're good for your kids. Honestly, we just don't have them anymore. I don't know what like say, Bluey. I've never seen that.

I don't know if that's like a good moral show. So like I think there's one, there's one episode of that show that was apparently controversial because everybody was like this is not a good message to be. What is it? Do you know what it is? are you familiar with Kingston? The one where they. sell the house.

So there was one, there was an episode of Bluie where the, the parents, I don't really know the structure of the show, so I have fragments of what this is. But like the dad was like selling their house. And they were going to move. And,

you know, the whole thing was like, I guess the kids coming to terms with like, oh, we're going to, we're going to, our entire environment's going to change, like how to cope with that or whatever.

And the end of the episode is, is the dad being like, they packed up the bags in the car. And then, and then he was like, never mind actually we're going to stay Is that a particularly bad thing? Yeah, I don't look, it's not like, it's not a, look, it's not a moral lesson where he's like, actually,

life is cool. It's not like crazy, but it is kind of like one of those things where it's like, I don't know if that's necessarily a fantastic thing. Because the episode should be about. If they got to the completion of them becoming okay with it and then he's like, we'll stay. Then that's different. No, because that's not a realistic, that's, that's not how that works really. You can't just sell your house and then be like, nah.

I think that part is fucked, but I think it's the people coming to terms with the leaving. I think that's the part that would have to, like, fix it. That's what should have, yeah, I mean, I don't care ultimately. But, like, if you're trying to make, like, if you're trying to authentically, like, give kids, like, a good, like, show that teaches them, like, foundational, like, coping or things that they're going to be dealing with. I feel like it's a better lesson probably would be like, yeah, the house is gone. Yeah, the house is God. You know, teach him the lesson that instead of instead of like a wishful fulfillment where it's just like actually he sold the house and actually

because now imagine how many kids are going to be like, oh, we sold the house and he's like, why can't you just pull out last minute? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's not great. Like, blue he did or whatever. You know, he's a better dad than you. You know, it's crazy.

I've always wondered the idea. Like, I think there should be more things that show kids being an uncomfortable. situations and kind of dealing with it in the sense where it's like you're a big fan you're going to be uncomfortable there are going to be times where you're going to feel like you're not exactly in the space where you want to be your happiest but you have to understand and navigate that that's like a lot of people just don't have that ability yeah where they're like oh i'm in a situation i don't like and i'm going to fucking shut down i'm a freak out and it's like well no you should be able to be like all right because i think i found it through trauma

and i don't think that's the way it's supposed to do it at all that's not the way you hopefully you can avoid that yeah yeah you hopefully you can avoid that yeah But like I think you should figure out how to deal with business around you. Because a lot of kids just don't, you know. We're going to read the $25 and up names now because everything the Kingsen's saying is so boring to me. That's crazy, bro. We're going to, we're going to move. Everything useful is so boring.

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I was like, whoa, that's unfortunate. I'm going to leave now and I'll just exit. Damn. Part of me wishes that I could like figure out, that I was sophisticated enough to figure out a way to like duplicate my camera and cut to like a convincing AI footage of me melting in my chair before you noticed.

Like so like immediately you know it's AI, but like you'd be like that can't be AI. Because how did he do it live like that? But at Starbucks, at the Starbucks drive-thru to get my gimp a pup cup, Kingston's dad was clearly taking Tylenall. Shirtman movie, Extra Ammo, Sweene, Gay.

Look, you look like you could use a fucking lamp. Are you guys going to do the call-in stuff? Just wondering. I actually have a just-word set up for it. I actually built it out. I haven't, I've been, I want to beta test it with some people. first to make sure like all the settings are correct

let me know whatever it is because I was watching Stavvy's house recently Oh Stabby's World yeah And Stavis world and I was like this shit is Some of them are he had um I forgot that black guys named The Black comedian the one that's on the Daily Show Oh oh He had him on some Josh Johnson

Yeah he had him on and some of the questions they were asking them Were out of this world I was like what the fuck It's a good idea Why would you tell anyone this? Yeah Why would you reveal this to people? So yeah, I forgot to mention it.

The Discord is operational. It's like, I believe it's set up correctly. How would we... The issue was like... Use the Discord for the, for the messages. I'm just not too familiar with... Hmm. Yeah, I don't know.

I think... People can leave voice messages on Discord, right? Well, so I was... Well, so I was thinking of like a call in proper. Oh, like, why? Yeah, I was thinking that... We couldn't do the... We can do live.

But like, the issue is we would have to do, like, a voice message. mail that. Yeah, that's, I just forgot about it. I was just supposed to set up a Google voice mail. I just forgot about it. There's no, there's no way we could do it live. That would be too much. But I don't, I mean, why? Why not? Because live would just lead to this. We just, I think live is not a good idea. If you want to do it, then, hey, man.

What is what is, what is not? I don't understand what they. Because I know our fans. Someone's going to come on me, like, oh, and word, inward, inward, and we're like, oh, cool, this is, we just got to wait for this person to get their flurries and words out. Well, no, we could ban them. Like, what do you mean? Like, it's not, we wouldn't be giving the show live. We would be, I don't think you're understanding.

It wouldn't be a live stream. It wouldn't be a live stream. We would, we would edit the best ones. I think the voicemails will be funnier, but at the same time. Yeah, I mean, we could do that also. Like, I have no issue. I don't know how to do the Google voicemail thing, though. It's very easy.

You just, yeah, it just, you get, you get a voice. You just get a number and then it just links to an existing number that you have. like so I again I would have done I just completely forgot that we talked about that um yeah yeah we can do that I think I was building the discord for like dual purpose because I do want to do like Collins on on my stream as well so I was like kind of doing it for both but uh the issue is like I don't want to have a community that I have to moderate so it wouldn't be like you would join it and you there would be no like chat rooms or anything it would literally just be for the explicit purpose of a call I see and you join a waiting room where you couldn't talk to anybody else.

Everything would be muted because I don't want to have to deal with like moderating a community, man. It's annoying. I got other shit to do. But yeah, we'll set that up at some point. I think it's a good idea to have voicemails. I think it's a fun idea. I'll do it. I'm down with that.

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who's defiantly going to hell. I never know if people mean to write defiant or definite because it's such a common mispelling. And especially because it just so happens that both words tend to fit in the censuses that they would. They change the context of them entirely.

but they fit where they would they would go. Like he could either definitely go to hell or he could defiantly go to hell. Yeah. You know? I think that was a defiant. I think that was a definite.

He doesn't. I think it's a definite. My hunch would be definite. Okay. Because he is soulless. So it would be obviously. He would be implicitly going to hell. There would be no defiant.

There would be no defiant. He has no soul. He's ginger. Right. He's a redheaded person. Right. Right. That being a thing all the time.

There was a. going to hell because they have no souls and I'm like oh it's me I never heard that until South Park I heard it was probably because of South Park I heard it come back with me to Ireland Landy that was

a course to say to like it's pretty good I think it's pretty I mean it's like stay away from me lucky charms yeah man right it's almost I'm gonna beat my wife that's it with a beer

a bottle. See, you just went back to squash. You got to sound a little bit more. Like, that's how the Irish talk. Tis, today, you know. All right, let me try. That's perfect.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut. You got to cut, print. Repeat that every time you need that line. I'm never recording it again. It's a wrap. At Grock, is this true? That's a wrap.

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Rees. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. You got to at least update it. He called another man, big boy, a weirdo. I've been thinking about this Gordon Ramsey meme where he's talking to Joe Swanson about party rock. And like he's mispronouncing party rock like, um, I forget.

got what the scenario was completely, but they're going back and forth, and then they end up making out. It's so stupid. Oh, okay, cool. I was wondering where I was going to go. Hey, Gordon. It's fucking so stupid. I like party rock.

What does he say? He's like, it's not, he's like, it's party rockers in a house. And he's like, it's not party. I forgot what, what, Gordon Ramsey says it wrong and then Joe corrects him. And I don't remember what Gordon, Gordon, Ramsey said actually Gordon actually Gordon it's it's it's actually party rock like I can't it's actually party rock is the positive I love the videos of yeah videos of John Swan of Joe Swanson singing because it sounds so so labor yeah yeah it really sounds rough but what was I remember it now

Gordon Ramsey says party rockers in the house tonight party rockers like like if they're party rockers I guess like it's just people like parties rock out. It's like, actually, it's just party rock is in. And he's like, yeah, yeah, right, big boy. And like they're staring at each other. It's so fucking funny. Do you have it?

Do you think you can find it if you, if you, if you. I sure hope so. It should be, it should be easy because I can't, it should be. Yeah, Gordon Ramsey, Joe Swanson can't have that many. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to, you know, it should be easy. Oh. Oh.

I love his voice. that's the only way that I could do a Joe Swanson impression is if he's screaming oh let's cool I can do it oh oh oh oh okay

all right if only the food fighters did you find it first party rockers in the house tonight okay well actually Gordon it's party rock is yeah right sure it is big boy that was dog shit

that was dog shit that was fucking dog shit that was so not worth it it's crazy that was so absolutely worth it I know what you're saying actually it's party rock is

yeah right yeah okay I like that I like that they use that picture like I've never seen the unaltered version of that photo where he's like looking to the right because I've only seen it

with his mouth big and his nose erased. You know what I mean? Have you seen that image? I have not seen that version of it. It's the only one I'm familiar with. It's like Gordon Ramsey. Gordon Ramsey no nose, I guess.

Yeah, here it is. Wait, so this is a really, this is a really suspicious. You can't tell me this isn't a good image right here. That, that image is great. I'm just saying, so click, click the link I just put in the chat. So this is, I've never seen the unaltered version of this. Okay, let me see. Anyway, if, if you Google Gordon Ramsey, no-nows, you'll find it immediately.

That was so terrible. Derek, I'm really mad about that. That really, fuck. That made me sicker. dying now. Did you guys see the video I sent in our group chat about the guy making his dating profile?

Yeah, yeah. And he fucking is valerent fucking is like he's his Yeah, that was unnecessary though. I think I think it was a little bit of a wind up. Him calling him the hard or the end is kind of unnecessary. But like I thought. Yeah. The escalation, the immediate escalation.

There was a bit of a wind up, a bit of a wind up. Well, I was like, yeah. Anyway. Some people, man. Don't put don't put. don't put your epic. gameplay in your dating profile.

Nah, do that. Do like, if that's you, that's you. Don't look at these guys. He's also wearing, like, I don't know if it was Hello Kitty or whatever. He was wearing a mask and it's like a kitty thing on it. And then he, uh, what was the first like, oh, the gun from persona.

Yeah, persona. Yeah. And then, and if that's you, that's you. Because you go find a girl with that. Don't, don't listen to these guys. If that's you, that's you. You got to clean it up just a little bit, man. You got to, you introduce these.

Look, I'm not saying you lie and like, miss, uh, what's the, misportray? that can't be the word. What the fuck would, what would miss? Uh, you,

I, don't, you can't remember the word. Don't present yourself in a false way. Don't make shit up, right? But there are certain things that I think, maybe you,

maybe you bring up during the first date. But like, let, get in the door first at the very least. Because like, I don't think, I gotta be honest with you. If there was a girl on a dating profile,

and she had like Halo clips as all of as as like one of her fucking things I'd be like I don't know man because I wouldn't even do that you know what I mean like that's a level of like obsession about something that I'm like I would I don't know yeah I think like let's put it this way Jojo loves like watching she she watches these people on YouTube she loves watching dogs yeah like slowly like on on on TikTok live she watches she has she calls this again she's This is important. She follows an account called the light leaving a dog. It's called the light leaving a dog, one word.

It's a live takeout talk account that Jojo just kind of peruses. And it's just, it's dogs being drowned and like choked slowly until the light phase from their eyes. Yep. And Jojo, she sends me these all the time. I don't, I never respond. I kind of hope that she gets, she like gets it. She gets the signal I'm putting out where it's like, I don't want to see this really. Like I make sure that she had red receipts on.

So she knows I see it and I don't respond. Yeah. But that's what he was going to say. That's absolutely what I was going to say. But she wouldn't put a dog dying on a day. Yeah, she would not. If she would have done that scenario that I definitely was going to say, uh, there's no, there's no way.

I would not, this wouldn't be a thing. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I have nothing else to say. I didn't. That was exactly what I was going to say.

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Yeah. And, uh, their drummer died. lying. When did that happen? Wasn't that like two years ago or something? I don't remember. Yeah, they're, their drummer like overdosed. Oh, that's right. And that was crazy because his first name was overdosing, the drummer.

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Dix, That's what the scene is Loving the Beastie Boys is crazy I mean JJ Abrams it makes Like liking them I respect liking them because I actually like them to a degree But loving them is like when you think of like When you think of JJ Abrams as a person

I'm like yeah I can see that You know what I'm saying? He seems like he seems like a fucking nerd that would love the Beastie Boys And so I'm like Abrams says I want to know what good movies he's made I feel like I haven't seen a good movie by him and I'm like What does he made a sense so good? That's a good question loves them so much. He made the Star Trek movies.

He made, I haven't seen any of them. So I don't even know if they're, I saw them. I actually, so I, the first one's good. I like the second one too.

I think I remember liking it. It was completely different, right? Ricardo Montaubon and fucking, who's the alien? The Benedict Cumberbatch are completely different people. But I think honestly, like I'm going to be honest. Of course,

Star Trek people would be mad at me, but like, on eBay, Every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played.

You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it. Which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever.

See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home.

For good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's.

What was that going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow, that had everything. Reeses, suspense, reases. That shit's fun. to me. I can't take Ricardo Montaubon seriously at all as Khan. Like it's fun, but it's like, it's just

funny to me. Like I kind of, I'm giggling under my breath. Or I'm like, look at this. Look at this guy. It's, it's fantastic, though, like in, in, in that way, in a very unsurious way. And I think Star Trek friends would be kind of mad at me saying that. Did you see, did you guys see that they're rebooting fucking Austin Powers actually? Stop. If you're doing that, if you're doing that joky bullshit like you do? No, no, there's they're rebooting, it shouldn't be surprising to anybody, but like, they're

rebooting fucking Austin powers. It's not like the naked gun where you just got to have an old person doing dumb shit. They're probably thinking, oh, just get dumb British guy. Doing dumb, it's like, that was so lightning in a bottle,

dude. Yeah. Especially since 2007 was really popular around that time. Pierce Brosman I think his character was popping off like Golden Eye and all that shit it made sense it doesn't make sense now

you're not gonna do fat bastard you're not gonna do mini me like that shit can't be replicated the characters are really important in that that's you're serious wow I'm dead serious do you know the actor they have attached to it

who who I want you to guess okay oh no no no no no no Tom Holland No, no, no, no, no. No, it's not Tom Holland. No, it's not, it's not the, the guy that just went to the Riyadh comedy festival. It's that fucking, uh, that with a big penis.

I literally forgot his name right now. No, no, no, it's not him. What's his name? I forgot his name. Oh my goodness. That's crazy. I can't believe I forgot his name, but you know who I'm talking about that. Yeah.

Oh my God. It's driving me nuts. Somebody, Kingston. I don't know why I'm asking you, but I don't, I don't know. I don't know. British people? No, he's not British. I was just thinking of a comedian. They're going to, they're going to get a comedian to do it or something. Yeah. Oh, Andy Sambert. I don't know who. So here, so here's, here's the guy. All right. You're yeah. Andrew Shulls.

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he's the SNL, he's the SNL guy with the tattoos and he did King Kardashian. Swini? Oh, Pete Davidson, sorry. Yeah, there it is. He went to the React Comedy Festival. Yeah. Pete Davidson actually plays fat bastard in it.

That's, you know, he's chutzed. See, now you're bullshitting. See, now you're just, the whole thing. It's the whole. So you were just bullshitting again. Yeah, I was Yeah, I really don't like When you do that sometimes

Because then it's just like Oh, you're just like I have a friend that I grew up with that does that shit And like he doesn't realize how fucking annoying that shit is Like he's like oh, I thought it was funny And I'm like all right I like it Exactly

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or peahole. Mason the Metalhead sang Gadeoactive at karaoke. That's what I want to say. I want people singing Gadiocative at karaoke, but I want them to go to a karaoke bar with nobody that knows them. I want you to go alone and raw dog karaoke session in a crew of strangers

and sing Gadiou Act. and I want it recorded. By the way, is that the one, is it Mason the Metalhead? Is that what the name was? Sure. Yeah. I've seen that name, that username before. I've seen it around.

So I'm going to look. Because I'm like, if that shit fucking exists, I need to see it. I think his name was in the Epstein files. I think it's what it was. That's where I saw. I'm sorry. I know I'm not supposed to say that. Because he's a patron.

and we're supposed to protect our patrons, but I just thought it was funny. Maybe he didn't know. Maybe you didn't know what was going on on the island. I think it's possible. Could have been fishing. Could have been fishing. I hear a little St. James's love.

Yeah. You know? It's crazy. Aside from all the crime. Aside from the F scene stuff, I think he's doing a pretty good. All right. Pee, why does Trump say black with an uppercase L?

On eBay, every find has a story, like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea, the band tea, from the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour. still living in your memory, rent-free forever.

See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught than heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home. For good this time.

Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a store. story. eBay, things people love. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's.

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of Bambi's mom So stupid Wild. That's a wild one. Wild. They should remake Bambi with Charlie. Yeah. That is crazy. But he's still in the shape of a deer.

I like that. I like that a lot. So he's got really. Wild. Yeah. I think that'd be a somebody. Somebody work on a Sora. You know what?

Blake 8, 9 6. I think my first Sora video, will be Sweeney getting stomped out. You know, I think that would be a fun. Oh, interesting. Yeah. I think my first video is going to be my friend getting murdered. Like I never, I never thought about like using it for anything.

You fucking stupid slut. Fuck you. I had no reason to use. I was like, I can't think of anything. But you know what that would be fucking. You fucking whore. Fuck people holding you. They're holding your arms and they're just work in your body.

Just stomping me flat. Kingson, what is that? behind you to the right I don't know a pillow what's that behind you the left a bed no to the left

you don't see it no look to your left you don't see that we got them we got the AI scan you're completely

so now we can put uh doesn't say anything uh we can put kicks in any video we want that because you did that I would sue you guys for so much

for no reason I will unsue us. Oh. How about that? Wow, Chris. I learned that you could just do that, by the way. I didn't know about that. My friend,

my friend sues a lot. My friend, Jeffrey sues a lot. Jeffrey sues a lot. That's his nickname. His real last name is you could probably guess. But he knows a lot. It ends with Berg.

His name is Bergstein, actually. Oh, my God. Ouch. It's quite nuts. That's the kind of end that I'd hear and I'd be like, I want nothing to do with you. Just stay away from me. Anyway, young fly on the track. I got Lockjaw doing graveyard shows at the Tick's factory.

And all I got was Lockjaw, as previously mentioned. Absolute snark tanks Chris is half black. Pete Davidson's dad rolling at his grave after seeing his son take that Riyadh money. Das Goopy. That must be crazy, right? Like if you're if you're Pete Davidson's dad and go surreal and you see that, you got to be like, dude. What the fuck? Come on.

Dude. Bare minimum would be to not to take money from the Saudi Arabian government. That's like a bare minimum thing. I couldn't even count on you to not do that. Yeah. What makes it crazy is that like, what makes it insane is that like they could have just looked into it. They could have just looked into it a little bit and be like, oh, maybe not. Dude, they saw the zeros and they were like, no.

Nothing matters other than that. And to be honest, look, man, for that, maybe not for that as much money as they got, because I feel like a lot of them got, compared to what they sold out, I feel like a lot of them got shafted. Yeah, I agree. You know, you would, like, if you're going to sell your entire moral compass and essentially ruin your ability to speak on anything for the rest of your life, fine. But like, that better be like many millions. Yeah. You know, the idea that people were doing it for like 300K is crazy. It's really weird.

It makes me think that the only thing I can think of is I'm like, all right, motherfuckers are like maybe swimming in back taxes or something. And this will just set them straight. Because I'm like, what are you doing? It doesn't make sense. Yeah. Anyway, desk goopy. Making gay parodies and songs that don't exist to make them unreadable.

I'm going to resurrect. It's just writing gay songs then. This is, as you're just writing gay material about it. Yeah. I'm going to resurrect Charlie Kirk as a gay zombie with a permanent hard cock like the scene where Robocop is lungs, but boner. Young Collins shoving his head into animatronic swine's mouth and slamming it shut. Nancy Pelosi versus Camelto Harris, Nikki Ziggy.

If you guys had minions, it would be the spy kid's thumbs except made of dicks. You're right. I would never even argue this. Guy watching Chris's stream and eating ketchup off a plate by hand. SIE or PSI, which stands for. piss per square inch. Oh. It does it? Nice.

No, I mean, it's completely wrong. Also, not accurate in the way that you would even say that. It would be PPSI, I guess. But, you know, I come on toys just in case toy story is real. Good advice. Imagine being that shit of a person. Just in case my toys love me and care about me,

like I'm going to come all over him and make them. I'm going to bust in Bo Pease Fates. often. There is a level of that though where like if you do that so here's the thing let's say this is real let's say toy story is real. Is real? Toy story is real and it has you know it does happen and you come on these toys and there's let's say there I'm listening now let's say one of your toys goes missing and there's no way you could have done it you don't have a sibling you don't like there's you know for a fact there's no way that kind of of implies that the rest of the toys are okay with it or like maybe even kind of turned on by it

ecstatic I don't like this conversation why don't you like it do you think I don't want to talk about coming on toys you don't think it's a you don't think it's a valid conversation to have I mean it's a conversation for sure to toys fuck that's what I want to know why do why don't you feel that this is a valid avenue of conversation I didn't say it wasn't valid I said it's a conversation right but let me explain your toys are into it in this scenario. Okay, good for that. What do you, what does,

what do you feel about them now? I'm not going to answer this question. I'll plead the fifth. Okay. It's a mega suspicious of you to do. Yeah, it is. Sweeney TM by Magigal Electromotive. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. Who's New York, Nick? Ethereum needs help lowering his weapon in Halo 3. Progerian Hunter,

Nafrum, and rounding out our list as always, it's the king of hap hazard. imagine that at the end of the list yet again that's really the top of the list if you think yeah technically yeah it is top of the list end of the end of the read yeah yeah that's our goat yeah that's our goat right there the king of have hazard

that's right I'm gonna go come on some toys okay have fun yeah that sounds like we'll see you next time sounds like great idea I'm gonna go busting some Goku's face I'm gonna go to a goodwill I'm gonna go to a goodwill and go to the toy section just completely lose it. Thanks for stopping by.

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