The Snark Tank - #366: Kashjuice

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

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See website for full terms and conditions. Hello everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's a rainy day in Los Angeles. First rainy day. We did this remote because I'm going to be flying soon. And I just figured like, let's just keep the cadence of doing remote

until I'm back able to do it consistently. I had no idea that it was raining as tumultrously as it was. So it was pretty good. It worked out already well. I don't think it's raining where I'm at right now. It is outside right now. there are raindrops that are, I'm not even exaggerating, the size of small pickup trucks. That falling down.

That would be literally an end of a day's scenario. It's not so bad, actually. You'd think it'd be worse than it is, but, you know, a lot of sturdy architecture here somehow. Like that would, that raindrop would, you think there's a minimum size of a main raindrop and a maximum size? There has to be, right? Yeah. wait what's the size of

rain drops is there a minimum size of a raindrops yeah there's the minimum maximum maximum a minimum's probably missed no technically

yeah uh yeah look let's welcome to start tank podcast it's be Chris it's him Derek it's him Sweeney Patreon.com slash

snark tank remember you can go over there early access ad free episodes exclusive episodes um you know you get to ask your questions you get to write in your

suggestions you get to get your name right at the end of the show go over there check it out so we have some uh there's a minimum size oh cool the minimum size is said to be point five millimeters amazing we're working on some new and then the maximum size is considered to be 5.5 millimeters okay so that's a big rain and a small rain right we've got some new uh tiers we've got some new stuff, we're workshopping some new stuff for maybe some new tiers or maybe some stuff added to replace some old tiers in the past as well. So keep

an eye out for that. It's going to be some fun stuff ahead. But in the meantime, are you done researching rain and maximum sizes of rain? It is interesting. These are like really dumb questions that are actually kind of, you know, like, oh, I never thought about that. But you did think about it, though, because you're Googling it. Well,

clearly, yes, that was implied by what I said, Chris. Hey, Chris. Hey Do you think you remember how many How many memory cards you have for PlayStation? How memory? Oh, how many memory cards

Like for the original PlayStation? Yeah, PlayStation and PlayStation 2, like you think. I had two memory cards of PS2. I think I might have had like a max. I think I might have had three or four. I remember I had one that was really cool. It was like a translucent orange with like a black. I had the black plug.

I had the glossy black one like little sparkles on it for my PS2 one. I thought that was really cool. Nice. Yeah, I like those like see-through kind of plate ones. I only bring it up because I, you know, I recently, I'm collecting the old hardware. Oh, did you get your PS2? And, well, it'll be here on, it's going to be probably rained on. It'll be here today. And I'm specifically, so I talked about this music.

So there's two types of music generators that were on PS2. And I think the one that I'm looking for, though, there's, there's two different types. There's just a, there's like one that was a tied to MTV. There's like MTV music generator something. And then there's two, there was three of them. But the second one I think is what I'm looking for. I'm not 100% sure.

And then there was the other one that I know, I know, I think you've probably played it before because I had like a, like kind of an orange yellow case. Yeah, an orange thing with like a blue kind of. It was called like a music, I think it was called, it literally just called music maker.

Yeah, music maker. I think magic's music maker. Yeah. So there's that and then there's an, and I think I'm looking for the other one. I bring this up because I was like, oh, which memory card?

I have old memory of whichever game it is. And then I was like, oh, yeah, I probably have like three memory cards or something. And I'm like, oh, wait,

no, there's, what the hell is this? That's so, that is a crazy amount of memory cards. I don't remember having this ready. And I'm like, why?

Yeah, now that I think about it, maybe I had more. I remember. I remember specifically some of them. Like this is, okay, um, classic PlayStation one that has some weird fucking, some car on it or something. Oh, was that like from places?

Oh, Vigilantee. This is Vigilante8. The fucking the, that tried to compete with, uh, um, uh, twisted metal. Do you remember that? That's right. I forgot about a visual idea. It was a very soft, more realistic as it could be, right? A version, there was no clowns or black men with giant tires and vigilanteate, but it was,

uh, yeah, it was all right. And, yeah, yeah, so this is, this is, I'm so curious to see what the fuck are on all of these. Because why, I can, how can they all be used? It doesn't even make any, I was like, I don't have that many games. I mean, it would make sense that they would be, like, you would need more than a couple of them. But I just feel like I would just, I don't know, I don't remember having that many. I must have, though. Yeah.

Now that I think about it, like, I must have had at least like, like, like just too pussy to erase some stuff, I guess. It's like, oh, I can't. I guess. Even though, like, things I'm never going to play. again type shit. I think I genuinely, when I was a kid, I just didn't know how to delete shit from those. So I was just like, I guess I need a new one. I don't know.

They were pretty commonplace, though. Like, they weren't that hard to get out. They weren't that expensive either. It wasn't like the PSVita. You remember when that came out? And they had like the, the proprietary mini SSDs or the mini SD cards. Oh, I remember. Yeah, yeah.

It was like 40 bucks for like five gigs or some nonsense. That was crazy that they did that. They really fucked themselves over with that. for no reason. But, you know, live and learn. Yeah. Not a lot going on. Not a lot going on in the world. So I made a joke about Hassan shocking the shit out of his dog. I think I don't even remember what I said. But the guys had not seen that story. So we didn't riff super deep into it at all. Which is so naturally we made it the thumbnail of the previous episode to just completely mislead.

I had to. I was think, you know what? When I, When I made that thumbnail, it made me think of the episode we did where we said we met or Joe Rogan reached out to us. It was like a complete fucking like bullshit red herring. It was so funny. Did anybody even comment around that? I feel like I looked at the comments and nobody seemed to care that we made that up. That's crazy. I forgot to check.

But that would be crazy. But yeah, so Hassan did. So let's let's state the facts. let's state the facts about this whole thing I want to be perfectly clear I'm so sick of hearing about this guy I'm so sick of like seeing this guy's name all over Twitter like it's so

it's boring as fuck but he did in fact turn around and shock the shit of his dog with a two-pronged taser yeah that he shot out of a it was like a small gun it's what you call the lazy man's cattle prod because it's like nine feet long you know right it's right

yeah and like the you know the the ranchers are like man i i i don't want to get up out of my seat but them cows being kind of crazy and then hasan talked about he was watching that he was watching like a documentary on ranchers and he left like for 30 minutes and then he came back and he was like oh i really could use that that shocker you know that's what he sounds i can really chat i can really use the those that thing you know not for anything crazy but I just think it would be really cool to have, you know? Chatters.

He turned around. He turned around. He snapped an ACog scope on this taser and then aimed it at his dog and shot it. I think the prongs ended up in the dog's eyes, too, which is really a shame. So now the dog is blind and electrocuted. Doesn't know where, doesn't know where to go. It's a shame. Yeah.

It's a shame. But everybody's talking about it because it's the, everybody talks about everything Hassan does. Everything. Everything he does. Doesn't matter. I recorded a, I can't, I couldn't even be fucked to edit it. And the side channel I'm doing is minimal editing. It's almost nothing if I fuck up is really the only time I need to edit something.

And then just, you know, fix the compression or whatever. You should make a channel where like in the middle, like you're doing real commentary, but like, so it's 10 minute videos. But like at some point in the, in like, whether it's minute two or minute seven, you throw up violence. but you don't cut it out and you keep going and you keep you always like Hassan shocked it

and yeah people have a lot to say about it that's actually if if I could throw up on command that that would be something I would absolutely do it it would be like report of the week but like with vomit I guess

yeah people are just waiting and then you do live shows and people are like having fucking ponchos like you're just Yeah, they're in a splash zone. I hope he pukes on me. I hope he pukes on me.

Oh, man. Mouth a gape. Oh, my God. That's heinous. That's so gross. Yeah, yeah, it is. You guys started talking about it. Of course, it's fucking.

So how do you feel about electrocutting your dog in the middle of your stream? I think that's insane. I think it's, I think that's so, like, I forgot people did shit like that's animals. Have you, have you looked into all of that shit? Like whatever he, because I was getting, on my 4U side of Twitter, I was getting like, Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

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Restrictions apply. for full terms and conditions. Confirmation that obviously you did it and then all and then people being like, no, you guys are stupid. Like this was just a horrible circumstance that looks like he did it. But here's all the real facts. And I was getting like, let me give an example. So it was the caller. People like, it's a shot caller or something.

And then I saw Ethan Klein by that collar and then it wasn't hurting him. He was expecting it to like hurt because he wanted to prove that it sucks. because Hassan said it's a vibration collar. But then I saw some other people say, like, no, that particular model goes up way more notches than Ethan ever went up to. So it does have the, and I was like, well, there's no proof of that. I feel like if, yeah, that's kind of things like, I feel like Ethan would, would have, I think, I think, I think he would have. He would have, every reason.

If anyone, that's what I was thinking. If anyone would try to make it. If anyone, if anyone would do it to be Ethan, the thing is that. Yeah, they're fighting. Yeah. 100%. didn't look it just didn't look good like i think the way it looked it does not bode well for him the way the doggy yelp they didn't look well for him either the fact that he didn't show it

immediately like i'm not even saying if he like did it or not it doesn't look it's just optically like i i'm looking at from i i'm from a picture it doesn't look good this does not look good at all he's admitted as such he's admitted as such i've been a hundred no he did i i will admit like that that to me was like the only thing that i came around because like i don't know man i've anybody who has dogs like my dog will just yelp sometimes and it's just like oh something's wrong and then you're just like you

just don't know what it is it's kind of indiscernible I don't know what the fuck man maybe he shocked her maybe he didn't the thing that confuses me was just like your dog yells and then you turn around and then you're like and then you just show no that to me was the weirder part you know what I mean even even weirder than if he had shocked her

yeah because I'm just like I don't know why you would shock your dog for like moving like that but like I don't know people there's I don't know anything about dog training like maybe that's something I fucking know. You don't, you don't. You don't shock dogs and dog training. That's like, not what you know.

I remember there was one, I've only been in one situation where I've seen a family shock a dog. And it's because they were, it was like running into, like running into the street. And they shocked it. So it like, yelped and it came back.

Which I think is like probably the only time I've ever seen it's like, yeah, I mean, if you're going to read, if you heard it a little to save it from being flattened by a truck. Okay. You're not supposed to shock them now. Like,

I think like, I think shocking. I think you're not supposed to shock him either. But like, I'm like, yeah, I mean, I guess. But like for stepping off the plate, like, it's a, it's a hysterical image, though, I have to say. Like, the, the image of Hassan turning around and electricity his dog is a very funny. Like, that is a very funny premise.

And then he also, like, because he reaches off camera a little bit. And so it looks like he triggered something. It doesn't look. It doesn't look good. He said it was his Zen pack. Like, because all those fucking people do the nicotine gum now. That's like the new thing, I guess. and the fact he didn't like like I don't know like well look it that's what even go ahead sorry you could have avoided all this by just showing it immediately the thing that's crazy about all this I've been like oh this is not it but the problem is I don't think that would have fixed it to be honest no no no I think it would have got a lot of like shit out of the way immediately where it would have been like okay well we have more proof on this side than the other side you know let me just say this the thing that's craziest about it is for some of

somebody who's in the public eye, who is as watched as he is, you would think that you would have some level of self-awareness to be like, oh, my dog just yelped in pain while I'm ranting. I should probably at least check on the dog. That to me is like crazy to me. Like I just, I don't understand. Like if I was in that situation, I'd be like, oh, people are going to look at this weird. If I just sit here. It's the same idea of like, it's the same idea of like, you know, when you have your dog.

Right. People that have dogs that bark all the time. They don't go to a dog every time their dog starts barking, you know? No, no. People's that babies will cry all the time, you know? At a certain point, parents, you know, they kind of dissociate crying in general. Because the babies cry. Some babies just cry a fox, honey, you know? Yeah.

Granted, there's a difference between crying and screaming of a baby, but like there's, you know, people dissociate, you know? Like, it's kind of the way, like, even for me now, like, I, babies crying really annoys me. it just genuinely bothers me. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen him around. I've seen him around crying babies. Never.

Never. Never. Never. I've seen it many times. Never. I've watched his fist clench like real hard. Like to the point where he was like there was blood trickling down his knuckles. You've never.

You never. I saw him lean into a baby's face and infant's face and say shut up as loud as he could to where his vocal courts actually started excruciating. I had some blood spurt. Like it was like he was. What? Yeah. up. It was pretty crazy.

And a baby just falls asleep. I've seen them do it. I've seen like Kingston does not like crying babies at all. I don't like crying babies at all. It's a really aggravating sound. Yeah. But also because of the fact that I was around it so much growing up. But now it doesn't bother me more.

Because I'm like, I remember my knees and my nephews me all the time. So I just got to like fan out this baby making noise. But that's what happens. People just day like there. People don't think. I don't know. So what does that say? what does that say about him if you think

that he disassociated would that mean that this happened so often? He's always shocking his dog that is he gets annoyed from his dog freaking what you call it like um just stepping off I don't know man I personally You know the walk him down

The walk him down like city When he's like in the back They're like going forward Someone should Someone should mod uh someone should Maud Hison as Electro into Spider-Man PS4 They mod him as raiden already

That shit was too perfect They got to do more. The Raiden one was perfect. I was like, this is great. Raiden's great, but also I just look, because it is since Palpatine's like pure evil, I was like, like, come on. It's a given. Palpatine is perfect.

He's got the force lightning, man. That's what he does. Fucking Lee. I love that. It was just that image of just the dog being electrocuted that circulated around. I was like, this is just, where is just only electricity? frame. There's no dog anymore. It's just lightning. That is so perfect.

It is funny. It is funny. Yeah. So one thing that seems so weird to me, though, too. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with

quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

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up those rewards to save even more. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in store or online for easy drive up and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Like, where I'm at it, where I'm at it with it is

I'm kind of, I'm indifferent mainly because like I say if it was confirmed, he's like, oh, he's using a shotgun. It's like, bro, don't fucking do that. What are you doing? What are you retarded? Yeah, that's crazy. Like, stop. That's simple. But also to the and many people that are, you know, pretend,

because I know there's the economy of hitting a sign. You can make a lot of money just shit on them no matter what. I know XQC and people like that leading the charge, Asmond gold, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I get that. So I understand why they're trying to make it a bigger deal than it is because I always say, all right, to people who talk about, if they normally talk about pet advocacy for, like,

taking care of them well, you have every right to be very concerned and whatever you're saying I'm completely cool with. But, like, for the, I would say for like 90% of the people that are just don't actually care. Like, uh, like I ask a question to anybody listening. Have you ever said anything to a pet owner when a person's walking the dog in the middle of the summer on the street while paws are burning. It's extremely discomforting. Like, have you ever said anything to them? No, you haven't. I egg those people. I mean, you literally should. But see, don't, but you should egg them and also let them know why because then they're just going to keep doing it. Yeah,

well, I write the reason why on the eggs. I write, I write, this is for, this is, I write a very long paragraph about walking your dog on hot that is magically stupid that is so magically stupid and it's like when they see this they're going to really change their mind and the egg breaks and you're like I had to leave that memo I had to leave that art festival or whatever I ran into it like a festival or something or art thing downtown or something yeah um and I had to leave after a while because I was getting upset because there was it was so hot that day. It was so hot. And the amount of, I saw some

people carrying their dogs. I'm like, great. Cool. You know, props to you. And then just people just, it just people, since they don't have, you know, since they have shoes on, they don't think about that shit. They're not thinking about how insanely hot the floor is. And that drives me insane. Because like, I can see the dog visibly

uncomfortable exposure to the way that they're whopping, walking, walking, walking. Yeah. They're crying. There's like, there's tears in all their eyes. They're like, they're saying, out. Ouch. Ouch. And shut up, walk normal. And I'll see shit like that.

And that it annoys me to know in. And there's many other examples, right? Of people like doing flash kicks like their guile to their dog and stuff. Like they're doing like crazy shit. And, and I'm like, all right, listen, if you're not going to say nothing about none of that stuff. Like let's not talk about one of the most pampered dogs in the fucking world that may happen to have some retarded fucking shot collar that clearly doesn't work because the dog's still moving. it's still doing it's thing because I guess apparently he he yelled at the dog or was annoyed at the dog because he wants the dog to sleep on that cot because like oh it's a big dog and if it sleeps on the floor it's you know it's going to be bad for its arthritis when it gets older but the one thing I'm thinking okay let's just say that's for the sake of that argument the dog was trying to get on the floor to sleep why is the question my thought would be my theory is that dog's hairy as shit it's probably hot floor is cold hard wood hardwood hard what floor is cold, probably just wants to sleep on a cold floor.

So even that, I'm like, Hassan, your dog's uncomfortable. Let it sleep on the floor for a little while. What the fuck is wrong with you? Shut up. And he wheels, he, he throws a pumpkin bomb. And the dog becomes a green, a dog, the dog becomes a green dog skeleton. No, green human skeleton. Have we seen.

It's a person. Have we seen, we have we. We actually go in, uh, we actually, oh my God. Spider-Man in a lot of theaters this weekend me and lily we saw 2.1 oh yeah what the hell that was playing yeah it was the 2.1 was playing and i was we were watching and it was just so many fucking there were just different moments like the elevator moment was different which is funny the moment yeah the elevator one is him uh the elevator one is him giving him like pitches on like

business yeah dude i can't get over i can't get over how ridiculous the moment where he throws the car at him is because that is this that is just straight up crazy act. That is just genuinely a wild actor. He was like, I'm gonna throw a card. And pure luck, pure luck on him. Pure look. He's like, you did not know, Otto.

Pure look on his behalf. At all, Otto. I think I read. Reaching right now. I want to see the script for the, for the movie because like, I wonder if it's like, because if you watch that scene, it doesn't,

I'm sure there's like a stylistic reason for it, but it doesn't make sense that Otto would have thrown the car like in universe like I mean like literally like in the scene like he's nowhere to be seen like I think the implication is almost like

I feel like there's commotion going on in like like Doc Ock is wreaking havoc running down the street and a car like went out of control and drove into the fucking building because he's not there no like he's not outside Chris he definitely throws the car I think that's the implication for sure

no he but like he throws the car Chris because the car doesn't come like jettisoning through it's in the air it's thrown cars cars ramp off of shit all the time chris chris i don't know where this is coming from it's confusing i'm serious watch the movie again he's nowhere near them i just he would have had to throw the car five city blocks no i think the best you can insinuate is that he came off of a building and through the building he threw the car down that is that is is like the only way I can give it to you,

but he clearly throws the car. Because the car doesn't careen up. The car is sailing through the air at the back of Peter. I don't know. I think it's an open conversation. I was like, what's going on? Why do you do that? It's an open debate.

Then it's also funny because the car is like not in the place. Also after the scene is over, there's no car in there. And there's this one guy that saw Peter break up out of like the, out of the thing. And it's like one guy to the left. and like a scene like half a scene later that's like did you guys see that

did you guys see him just evolve spider man Spider man Spider man 2.1 is weird like I like I like I think the original cuts better I think I think 2.1 is funny I think I think the scene in the elevator is a really funny

scene though I think that scene is genuinely hilarious like let's go um children's book um brand of pajamas I'm like this is fucking hilarious it's it's too long they do have like other scenes with like mary jane and her friends that gives more

context about like the wedding one yeah yeah so like it's not it's not necessary though like no it's not it comes across it it just makes her story less it makes her story like slightly less dickish for like abandoning somebody at the altar even though it's still like a pretty like cruel thing to do and then there's lingering shots there's more lingering shots of peter and i'm like this is just and then there's that scene of auto octavius jorking it yeah that great thing. It's the very beginning of the film. It's like before it flashes to MJ's face on the billboard,

it's like it's just a close up of Alfred Molina crank and cranking hog. Yeah, as Alpha Malina, he doesn't have the arms yet. Yeah, yeah, no, it's him. It's just, yeah, it's the actor. I'm rewatching this scene right now and the only thing that they need to do after they,

after the car is thrown, it needs to cut to him immediately walking because it shows like his feet. There is a brief period where he's scanning the area, Peter and there's nothing happening right? And so you're like where the fuck is he? And then after then it shows him walking up. It's like cut that out. Why is that even there? It would

make it, it makes it weird by doing that. It makes it. It makes it so he's like a, it makes it so he's like a horror. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's, that's definitely like an evil dead thing where it's just like, no, I think it's more reveal a villain thing where it's like reveal villain approaching. It's like how it's. I understand.

Yeah. But it's like it's like, it does it makes sense because it would have to insinuate that he was standing there for a bit. People were going on about their days. And then he threw a car and then approached a little further because it's in the city. So there is like there's the cafe, the sidewalk, the street and then another building on the other side. You know? So I love it. Where was he after he threw the car?

That's the question. He's approaching. No, see, he's not, I'm saying that there's like a few seconds Peter takes to scan the area and nothing is shown. He's nowhere in sight. My only validation to show it is that he's on a building. He's on the building that's facing the cafe. So then they're the only way to make sense of it. That is the only way.

I think you could see the, the, the, I just closed. No, out of, out of frame. He's out of frame. He's there, but whatever. The, um, now here's, here's, here's my. question. Do you think, uh, do you think Alfred Molina, or not Alfred, but do you think Dr. Octopus? Would he, no, Spider-Man.

Do you think Spider-Man would do stand up in Riyadh? Uh, black suit. I don't even think, I don't even think black suit would. I don't even think the black suit suit does stand of comedy at Riyadh. That actually would Spider-Man, I'm not gonna, it's like, what Spider-Man got a lot very other, like, I don't know to get some really good dinner. It's like, no. I think, I think Blacksuit Spider-Man. I think Blatsuit Spider-Man would absolutely take the money from the Saudi Arabian

you know, prince. You guys have no respect for my favorite character in fiction. I hate you both. I have great respect. I hate you both so much. Kingston, you don't understand. Black suit. You just don't understand the character of Spider-Man. You don't think Black Suit would do that.

No. Why? The Black Suit doesn't make Spider-Man fucking evil. It doesn't make you evil. He almost killed Rhino in the animated series. He almost flattened him. Yeah, the rhino's someone that's time And he didn't take blood money?

No. Wait, so is the blood money worse than almost flattening somebody? I don't understand. Probably. I'd argue maybe Rhino already maybe. So, Rino's like not really that bad of a villain either. Kingston. If the black suit doesn't make Spider-Man evil, then why in Spider-Man 3 after Peter gets the black suit? Is he on the phone with Dr. Kirk Connors?

and why does he say Shalom he does say Shalom right he does how to respect you know so how could it not make it he started digging into his Jewish ancestry a little more you know right there's clearly Jewish ancestry

you know what about when he calls Mr. Dicovich the the heart are what about that part right because I mean that's not that's not evil that's not evil it's not great it's not great but it's not evil would it be evil not exactly heroic if Mr. Dikovitch was black would it be evil wouldn't say evil

definitely not heroic there you have it guys shouting the N word at a black man is not evil but it's certainly not heroic we have a we have a clear definition very it's very very safe that is the that is the safest thing I've ever heard anybody say

one of those dad shirt you know how like people go to Target and they buy like a $13 shirt and they give it they gift it to their dad and you see them wearing it Like there's a stupid quote on it. Can we have that as a whatever you just said? It's a shouting the inward at a black man is not evil, but it's not heroic. How did you say it?

It's not evil, but it's not heroic. You'll make some types angry with that for sure. That'll be a live laugh, love. Yeah, exactly. It's just like in that category with the same type of calligraphy. Yeah, like the occasional, like it's straight face text, but then occasionally there's like a cursive. Yeah. Anyway, we're talking about, I think Spider-Man would do the Riyadh comedy festival, and he'd go on podcast afterwards defending his decision to do it.

Yeah. As many people have, which, you know. Not disrespecting my homie, please. It made me, the whole Riyadh thing made me realize how, like, immature a lot of it. And in fairness, obviously, they're immature, like, they're comedians. Like, I don't think, I don't know a single comedian that isn't, like, immature in some way. But, like, to an astounding degree. it's not even immature is that comedians are still people and people are stupid no i mean

like the the level of maturity being like i guess i guess because i went over there and did comedy for the people i guess uh you guys think that the people are the same as their government and so you're all racist i guess i guess what would need coming said i think yeah essentially on her thing where it's just like you're racist for assuming that the government and the people are the same it's like no that's not what anybody's really saying No. I feel like, and I know you're mature enough to, I know you know that that's not what they're saying. Yeah, that's the thing that's pissing everybody off is they're inventing, they're inventing like these arguments.

There's basically, you know, straw men and in some cases just straight up red herrings where they're just completely shipped in the subject to something else. And it's like, bro, people have voiced their concerns in their comment sections, exactly what it is. Saudi blood money, you are doing a state sponsored thing. This is where the problem comes from. had an agent that booked a fucking venue separate of the government, which people do all the time when they visit countries. You know, like performing for the people is not the fucking problem.

And they're acting like they don't know that. It's like, you know that. It would be like if you did stand-up comedy in Israel right now, and you were paid by Netanyahu to do it. Like directly by IDS. Directly by the idea. It's like an IDF comedy festival where you're there.

Or do I pay by A-PAC, like directly? like directly by them. That is what the problem comes from. And it's like the fact that like, but these are comedians also. Like comedians aren't meant to be the smartest people in the fucking rooms, you know? We've unfortunately given them that that credibility of people being like, oh, these are like really social wars. Like some of them have been. There have been quite a few who have been like definitely like warriors of the progressive mentality. But it's the exception. It's not the rule. No, absolutely. But like these, the vast majority of these like Bill Burr has been a voice of reason often at times. I agree.

has been a very reasonable voice. I still like Billboard independent of this. I just think this is like, bro, this is not a direction you go. Like, if the things you were championing, these people exemplify it,

like straight up, sheerly exemplify the idea of killing someone like you. I would even say, like, if you went there and you critique them while you were there, they would chop you up probably.

They would at the very least, they were at the very least, they would at the, maybe not somebody, that's what's so frustrating, though about this is that like these people a lot of these people are high profile enough that they actually kind of wouldn't yeah like i don't think they could get away with it like somebody like bill burr if they like criticize the saudi government on stage like they couldn't get away with just killing bill burr like on stage

like he actually has a level of like protection that a lot of people don't have so for him to go up there and just like play it really safe is is particularly like not to say that i would be like brave or whatever and go do it i just simply wouldn't put myself in that position in the first exactly And I know that because I've not that I've had the exact same thing, but I've turned down money to do shit like this before. Yeah, exactly. So like it's not. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. It's not difficult to imagine the scenario, be like, oh, do you want to perform comedy for the, for the, the crown prince of Saudi Arabia who cut up Jamal Khashoggi and put him in a fucking garbage bag. Ah! No! Yeah, it's pretty It's pretty simple. It's pretty simple. It's very simple.

It's very simple. And you know, like you said that there's I think that the biggest problem is I feel like a lot of comedians were trying to put themselves in the zeitgeist that they were some type of gatekeepers or they were some type of intellectual, something it was it was never the audience the audience where like you guys are funny we like hearing

your takes on stuff because you'll be funny about shit and it seems like they were trying to give themselves that and and why i think that particularly is when they started talking to politicians people were like you guys are ill equipped to talk to these people you're just comedians why are you fucking these guys are coming on to promote and white watch their their image and to you know seem reasonable and shit like that and you don't don't have the balls or you don't have the wit to actually trap them or challenge them and do investigative journalism or anything like that. And so people were upset at those people that were inviting them on. Because if they actually did revere these comedians, they would be like,

oh, yeah, you can do this. It'll be great. Like, bring these politicians on and tear into pieces. But no, like, I don't think any of, no. And many people agree, they're like, bro, just, if you're going to be like Mark Maren having Obama on, don't talk about Paul. policies and then it'll be less offensive. You know, even though I still think it's weird. I saw that this morning and I was like, what are you doing? Why is everybody just, it's, I don't know. I just think I think convenience should stay far the fuck away from not politics as like a subject, but politicians.

Like I think they have to just be nice. They have to just be nice. I don't know why everyone's balls disappear. I don't know why. Well, it's not their job to question them either. That's the thing. It's like, well, I think I think as an American, it is your job to question them. question them. I think when you're when you're when you're when you're when you're

you have to. It would you know. Unfortunately there are like you like I'm like if you're a if you're a figure like even for us right as much as much as we shit and we if we fuck around. If we had someone like Trump point we'd have to question him. We would have to. There's no way we don't question it. I would ask him what his favorite bath salts are. I would ask him you so why I would ask him where's the files? I'm like bro. Why does if you're innocent release the files. That's it. I wouldn't even ask you. I would just tell him nigga you're them, you're best friends with this guy.

He's, he did it. He said in an interview. What do you have to say to that, bitch? Well, that's always like, okay. Let's say, like, hey, let's say, you're, you're, I don't like this black man. I don't like him, uh, gun him down, but. Send him down to Venezuela or something.

This one has a Spanish. This black one's a little Hispanic. Put him there. He'll fit right in. Um, but, yeah, yeah. But the thing is this, like, if you're, if, let's just say you're getting blamed for something, right? Your, your, your, you're, you're talking to somebody.

Yeah. You're being blamed. What do you do to prove you're not being blamed? Give them the thing that they're, that give them a device that is helping them be blamed. That's it. So just give it to them. You're like, oh, here you go.

Check through this. And they check through it. They don't find it. That's all you have to do. If he's innocent, he would just show them he's innocent. They're like, okay, I guess here you go. Guys, did you see, did you see just a few days ago when a reporter brilliantly followed up on like, hey, so how's it going?

like because he was saying trying to end these wars maybe will help him get into heaven he's hoping to get into heaven and then so people followed up on that on the plane they're like hey so how's that going like do you do you feel like you get me he's like oh it was just being cute like i don't think i've got into heaven like i don't think i haven't he says that he says i don't think i've heavenbound i think is what he said but let's now that we're in that we're in that we're we have a question about this uh-huh so i'm gonna i'm just gonna you know what yeah we'll just move into questions anyway because we're kind of in this territory already Remember you can go to Patreon.com slash a Star Tank, ask us a question there.

Give us a pitch for like a little story. Share with us some. I don't think I'm going. I don't think I'm going to heaven. I'm scared. We've got a question from Hammer Game where he says, what do you guys think is making Trump so sure he's not going to heaven specifically? He just recently literally said there's nothing he could do anymore to go to heaven.

It makes me wonder what in particular he's talking about. Maybe it's because he's gay. I don't think it's because he's gay. That's crazy. That is crazy. That is crazy. That would be fucking hilarious, though. That would be wild if that was the reason, though, if he's just like, I am gay.

I like men. And I just know, no matter what I do, no matter how many Palestinians, I grind into dust. I can't stop being gay. I can't stop it. Out of all the things he's done. Out of all the little girls, he's definitely allegedly done something. Derek, that's how he finally was gay. Derek, that's how he found he was gay, Derek.

I was, I was molesting all of these young girls. And I was like, I'm so not into this. I'm so not into this, but I got to do it. I got to keep up. I got to keep up appearances. I got to, I can't be a, I can't be approved. Can you have my leftover Zepstein? I'm not into this.

I'm not into this. I'm not into this. I want to go home. I'll take him. I want to go home and jerk off to, I want to go home and jerk off to man's butt. I really like the way in the Rock Johnson. He makes me rocky. I like it.

I need to know his, first of all, his base is probably going to think it's, fucking AI or something that him saying that. But I want to know for anyone who's like not completely brainwashed in that way, what do you think of this statement? Like he is, there is dead to rights. He thinks he's hellbound. You know,

like if you believe in the lore, obviously he is like obvious. What do you think of this? What do you think of your boy admitting? Because obviously he's facing his own mortality. He's getting older. his health is declining super fast. Like seeing him just two years ago versus now is crazy.

It's actually, yeah, it's, yeah. I haven't even heard any pep in his voice one time since he's been president. He's, he's pretty cooked, you know? Yeah, no, the, the impression that I do is very specifically like 2017 Trump. Yeah, he had like, he's like, they're all going to hell. You know, right now it's, right now he sounds like a sick Zach. He sounds like Zach when he's sick. He does that.

Yeah, yeah. And it's, you know, it's unfortunate. So what is it? I mean, he just, it's all encompassing. He knows what he did. He knows everything that he's done as far as fucking, like to become a billionaire and what he's doing now. Still even hawking fake shit. Right.

Yeah, it's boring. It's boring. Excuse me? It's just so, it's just like how long are we going to do? You know what I mean? What do you mean? Like, how long is this going to happen for? like he's just going to be he's I don't know the way that I look at it is like he's been on record where he said like I we love the poorly educated and he's like smart people don't like me and I'm just like all right I take your word yeah yeah I believe you I you know I'm just I'm not gonna at a certain point like that's the only clip that I have where I just I send it to people when when they when they disagree with me I'm just like here's here's two quick clips and you know you make up your mind I don't I don't know what to tell you really do like I agree with your presence.

I agree with your guy. There are moments when he's like him saying he's not getting into heaven. Like I agree. You know, even though I obviously don't believe in the Lord. But if I did, I'd be like, yes, clearly. How could you? Yeah. Did you see he on, he truth saying that a Biden sent in a bunch of feds during January 6th?

And I'm like, oh. Oh, yeah. When he was not sworn in yet, he had no. power. Like, whatever, man. But I'm seeing some of his sick of fans be regurgitate the shit. And I'm like, this is, I mean, like, when somebody first said to me that, oh, we live in a post-truth society. And I'm like, oh, yeah, we sure fucking do. Yeah, literally. Yeah. It's, it's got a. So yeah, it's brought this. It's all over. The gayness. Yeah, what do you think, though, is the biggest concern in his brain that was like, okay, there's absolutely no way I can

redeem myself. What do you think was the worst thing? I think it's just everything. I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's like the realization is like, I've made it this far stepping on the backs of many, many people. So like, clearly I'm not. I think he's, I think he understands. Yeah. Like, if the lore, I also don't think, look, I don't believe he's Christian either. Right. So, like, I don't think he cares. I think, you know, him getting older, because he's, he's, he's saying stuff that he's never said before. Like, I'm going to, I want to try to get in heaven. And then now saying, he did say that, yeah. And it's almost like with these things,

because behind the scenes, we know he probably was very close to dying. And then medical, you know, the people saved him because they were probably, you see that he took the COVID, the COVID. Oh, yeah, he had his physical and he got his, his, he got his flu vaccine and his, his booster, his COVID booster. And do you think RFK, do you think RFK was at the door banging like, no, Mr. President? No, no, no, no.

No, you're compromising yourself now. And he starts squeezing through the door slowly like Spongewraff. No. Get that guy out of here. Get him out of here. Get him out of here. Get him out of here. Get him away from the door. Get Rafiki out of here.

I need your power, worms. I need your power. Give me more power. Yeah, yeah. He starts getting stronger. He's like, oh, no, my body can't take it. He turns into earthworm gym. Just fucking, like, just.

And he passes out. He makes it to that phase. he actually looks like Earthward but then he passes out and he just couldn't do anything. It was too much. For one frame. And everyone that's watching through the windows like, what the fuck?

The fuck happened with this guy. What is this dude up to? Guys, have you seen, I hate to break the flow of this, but like I've been seeing these videos everywhere. And I have to admit, like, look, AI is bad, right? AI is, you know, it's the degenerate,

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But I haven't seen these AI videos on SORA of like animals and people getting sucked into tornadoes off of doorsteps, off of like porches and stoops. And I honestly think they're so fucking funny. I think they're hysterical. that fat one of that fat kid was pretty funny the yeah the fact kid rolling at the car he moves the car into the tornado it's pretty funny

look I understand that like 15 hospitals had to be sacrificed in order to build data centers to make it so that people could make a fat kid fly into a tornado I think it's a worthy sacrifice I think the fact that I think the fact that each of these centers uses I think two billion gallons of water

per second is really cool I think it's fine Put more animals in tornadoes Is what I'm saying I'd appreciate it I would appreciate it How do you think like Hassan like working with the tornado

Fucking shocking the thing Ooh he said He summons an electric tornado To take his dog Like Kai you're not listening And then the tornado bursts through the fucking The room and takes the dog up To mortal combat lore that would be

Raiden and Fugin Working together and that would be that that's a deadly combo right there that is scary that's some banana re because they don't even have to beat you up they just have to use the powers of the elements they're blessed with to ruin your life yeah why can't that's so bullshit why can't I have elemental powers and just because with elemental powers we just have worse versions than what we are now it would be the wrong people getting it like Trump would be the one of the he'd be blessed with

elemental powers and like oh you're like well I like making earthquake in Venice like the files the files are like you know somewhere in the White House and they're like people are about to get them and he just I'm gonna sink it I'm gonna sink the entire White House I'm gonna see whole white house I don't know what happened

I don't know what happened Here's a here's a fun question from the outer wild It's a phenomenal game that will stay with you but then it cuts off so like that seems like I don't know what the full version of this name is. Poetic. But there's no way.

There's no way. There's no way that it's that sincere and earnest. But he wrote in, he says, another point on the Confederate statute topic. We talked about this in a previous episode. I don't remember which one exactly. As Derek pointed out, most of them were put as intimidation

during the civil rights movement. And as Chris said, it's still relevant to history to remember. The issue is that there are so many of those fucking statues and they are such poor quality and they are of so little historic values themselves that museums don't want them. That's an interesting point.

I thought about that. That is... The cost of moving them and installing them as exhibits is so high compared to any historical value they may have. No one is willing to do it. So they just get scrapped.

Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. I'm not saying you should have every single, like, if there's the equivalent of like a statue that is basically like your seven-year-old putting like a drawing on a fridge type statue. You know what I mean? Like, oh, that's going on the fridge. It's your first drawing, you know?

Like, I'm not saying, like, what's, What's that, um, what's that, it was like a sports guy. I think it was a basketball player. I'm not super sure. It's the guy who went. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With that horrible statue of him screaming looking like an orc. Oh, doing way.

It's the craziest, dude, like that should be scrapped. I don't know why they did him like that. I think you should auction him off. I don't know why they'd be for like absurd prices. He's such a phenomenal basketball player. I don't understand how bad statues happen now because it's just the, the mold is so largely responsible with how it's going to come out. And like I was looking at, you know, when you're in the hangar place in the empire,

and they have that John Stewart there. And I was like, that looks incredible. Like it's incredible like fucking little statue of, there's some like DC people there. And I'm just thinking. Oh, I thought you meant that. Oh, like the old daily show, John Stewart. I thought you meant there's a statue of John Stewart for the daily show.

Yeah, that would be so weird. Like, why is this? How come I haven't been able to piss on that? this. I would have pissed on this a long time ago. Where is this statue? That's crazy. But yeah, I'm just like, hire whoever did that because it's one of the best statues I've ever

seen. And it's a fictional fucking comic book character. Yeah, I don't know how it's just so not difficult to make a statue like to the point where it's like I just don't. I feel like when you cast it, it's one thing. And then as soon as it's done molding, it always comes out fucked up because I've seen plenty of modern

statues that come out fucked up. No, what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is that's a skill issue because making a statue is very easy. I could make you a statue in 12 maybe hours. Okay. Very easy. If you could do that, I'd be like, why are you here? Go make statues quickly. Go change the way casting molds work.

You fucking, you're just not performing. You're not progressing society. This is your fault. I'm too, I want to, I just want to talk about dogs being electrocuted. Oh, wow. I don't want to make statues. I have a God-given talent to make statues, but I'd prefer to spend my time talking about electrocuting dogs.

Yeah. Oh, okay. That's fair. You know? That's fair. Still stupid, but very fair. I get it. I mean, you can't tell me what to do.

Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, that is a good point. Bringing that up. Bring that up is a good point about the, I didn't consider that, like, because I never looked into, oh, what do the museums say? What are they saying about this?

And it's like, oh, do, probably largely when you think when you are erecting statues really quickly for you know shitty reasons you're there isn't they're not done with love and so they're not good and even if they were good it's like we have enough maybe that we don't fucking need anymore you get the picture so I would say yeah if at a certain point if nobody fucking wants them other than the racist well yeah fucking just obliterate him yeah it's obliterate him just yeah just grab him not a scruff of his neck and blow him up. I mean, it would be

fun, I guess, if they're like, oh, we don't need, just sticking, sticks a dynamite to it and just watching it kill a bunch of people for when it shatters. Just, just blowing up way too big near people and fucking murdering them. Here's a fun.

Wow, we're doing such a good job. We're so good at our jobs. It's all the activists. It's all the anti-racies that are watching a blow up and they all get killed. Boom. Cockweed Cochweed wrote in

In the spirit of spooky season I feel I should tell you About how 10 years ago Someone I went to school with dressed up as Tiger Woods For Halloween The guy was white Yep

And as you might And as you might expect He did blackface He looked absolutely retarded And everyone hated him for it What a time it was to be alive That's a spirited decision Aw

You know You didn't Have to do blackface People would have understood he was Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods. I think he had to do black face. A very specific wardrobe.

His smile is very specific. And if you just have golf clubs with you, just one, people immediately know because that's the only golfer that they do know besides that fucking drink combination. I don't even know what Arnold Palmer looks like. Some old. I know him as an old man. I don't know what he looks like as a young man. I have no clue what he looks like.

I have no concept of, I only learned that Arnold Palmer was a golfer, I think, like, two years ago. I so I so I so deeply didn't get this is how little I know about sports is that I that's how recently I learned that Arnold Palmer was a golfer. Okay. In fact, I'm a lie. Like I learned he was a golfer just now. Moments ago. Your lies are so unique because you lie to finish off your stories.

Like you lie your way towards understanding things and you understand it based off a lie. And it's like, this is interesting to watch. That's interesting. Explain that deeper. Explain what you just said. I don't really, I don't think you'd get it, actually. I don't think you'd understand it, actually, if I went deeper to it. I think I think you're lost. You're lost.

Hashtag deep. Depth. Let's see. What do we got? What do we got here? First of all, that's crazy. Like, I don't know, man. First, I don't know, man.

Is Tiger Woods that scary of a person to go as for Halloween? Scary. Because it's supposed to be spooky. Oh, my Lord. You dresses like a scary, a scary, a scary, too. You dress is like a scary thing. Yeah, I think like 70 years ago. Oh, yeah, I guess so.

Like, it's more about like just cosplay now. Yeah. Of like whoever you want. It's not really about spooky. I guess even since I was a kid, it really hasn't really been about that. Because I remember going as like Spider-Man. It's never, it's literally not in our lives as it ever been spooky. But how long, how long has it not been that?

I know in our lives it hasn't. But were people in the 50s going as Superman? I feel like probably, right? Yeah, of course. They've always been going on people you admire. It's time to dress up and dress the people you care about. And only weird niggas care about spooky fellers. That's why this, that's why this, uh, this Halloween I'm going is Alex Jones.

I like that. You think he's spooky? I think he's admirable. I want to, I want to be more like him. Oh. In everything that I do. I wouldn't surprise me. That, that, that like, that like it would.

That, that, that, like, that, that, like, that, that, like, that, that, that, like, change of lane wouldn't surprise like it would surprise me but like I'm like I guess that's kind of it kind of fits I guess you know if anyone I guess if anyone I guess like yeah like at like 50 like 35 38 you're like fuck it you just go just go be like hey man I don't know they're making they're making squirrels gay or whatever you know I watched spider man too yesterday uh oh my god all right let's see Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta.

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of building stuff. Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are

in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

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Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. We got some other ones here. It says Corinth, Corinth. I never know how to pronounce it exactly. They're going to say Corinth. They're making dogs gay with fucking, I don't know, bath bombs. Was he the one that started the 4G thing where the 4G towers were turning you like autistic or something? Or was he just like a parrot or?

Well, no, he didn't start it. It happens. The 4G tower started it. What do you mean? I think you're right. What do you mean? They started making a lot of the guy. I think the crazy ones he didn't do.

Like people would even attribute the reptilian stuff to him. And I think for one thing I know. about that at least is he had on a guy named David Ike and David Ike is you should you should read into David I guess first of all that name sounds like a villain that like the name Dave if I was trying to make a character that I wanted

the audience have no sympathy for it would I would name him I would start with the name David Ike I don't know anything about this guy but that just sounds like villainous he's some British like I think he used to be like an Olympian or something for playing like soccer or some shit like that or something like that. And he went insane and then started palling around with Alex Jones. And I think after a while, Alex Jones is like, oh, this guy's too crazy for me.

This guy, that's nuts. David Ike, oh, I think I might have mentioned this before. David Ike, he paled around with one of the last Zulu shaman named Crettoe Moutois. And this was fucking, dude, I got deep into this stuff because this was like popcorn shit to me, dude. this was my favorite learning how like crazy human beings can go but also at the same time like maintain a level of like I'm not crazy and I love that dynamic we're like this guy up he wrote a book called the I think like humid beings get off your knees or something so like he he's seeming all like like he would give like a TED talk and be normal but then he he went and met a shaman in South Africa that claim that was abducted by reptilians and got probed in shit and I was like this is a amazing. You might be able to still find it on YouTube. I always kind of hope they're telling the truth, you know. Like, I always kind of hope, like, I hope it's real.

I hope you. I hope alien abduction. I would prefer to be real. I hope it's real because if it's, because when it's, if it's true, if it's trueness actually happened, yeah, you know shit about the world that I can't even begin to grasp. Sure. But also there's no way that just happened to you. You're not special enough. Unfortunately, we We understand just with the same Asylums existing how insane some people can be And, uh, or like I just, I just watched, uh, you know, uh, the channel

Ewu Explor with us, the true crime. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just watched the, the one with the guy that killed the Chris Kyle and his buddy, you know, the American sniper. Yeah. And like just yeah. How riddled with PTSD that guy was after he was actually helping out in Haiti. and I guess he was dealing with he went to um to a tool like at rack or whatever but then he went

and helped out and he was dealing with like a bunch of dead bodies and all this crazy shit that was going on he was like he's like trembling shit he was like he was like i fucking can't do snowman and it was and it was so sad dude that like he was so insane um chris kyle's kids went to a school with uh that crazy guy's mom that she was a teacher of the school she and talked to chris kyle being like my son is so crazy could you please help you please help you please help him him like do you still work with people that have PTSD? And then he was like, I'll do everything within our power to help to help him out. So they hang out with them the next weekend.

Chris Texas is his friend that's hanging out with them because they're going to shooting range. He's like, this guy is gone. And then he says, watch my six because like they're really that worried. And then he killed him. That is actually crazy. I don't remember. I totally forgot that that happened.

Yeah. Why would you take someone like that to a shooting range? that is crazy they didn't know he was that insane until they started hanging out with him there I guess and they're like oh this guy's fucked even if there's a slight possibility

I wouldn't take a PTSD riddled person to a gun range either to be fair no it seems like a recipe for disaster but like God bless dude Chris Kyle I forgot his name I was playing I was doing a stream on Sacred yesterday with Dustin we were playing Battlefield

field and I was sniping and I couldn't I was trying to say like oh man I'm going up I'm like I'm a regular Chris Kyle right now but I couldn't remember his name so I said I defaulted to Kevin James and I was like that can't be right Kevin James Kevin James was certainly not an American sniper Kevin James there should be American sniper too starring Kevin James starring Kevin James and it's it's him getting killed in a gun range and him uh that's crazy it's him as paul bart that is so i can't believe that that's how it had i remember like you you were telling that story and i was like oh i do remember that that did happen yeah you know like i feel the funny thing is hearing that side of it made me feel slightly bad because at first i'm like keros kyle's a piece of shit like if you if you

know about him but then i was like that sucks he actually try to help this dude and gets killed for it and i can't imagine how bad that dude's mom feels because she got him in contact with her son. Probably not bad at all. Probably like, oh, well. Well, she actually was recounting the story and she was crying. But she never, but she never within the recounting, talking to the detectives, she never took responsibility for it. I was waiting for her to say that.

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She didn't tell anybody, but. Well, here's the thing. He was so far gone that he needed help beyond Chris Kyle. and his fucking buddy. So she kind of downplayed how bad it was. Right. And that's kind of, that's an issue.

Because you're not going to, oh, do you work with people? No, no, no, he needs to go to a fucking hospital lady. He had already done some crazy shit before then

and trying to get a regular soldier to help him out. It was stupid. Well, do you think that, well, do you think somebody could be, like,

what if, um, I don't know, I feel like somebody could be, like, if you take him to like a Comic-Con and they meet somebody that they grew up watching on TV, they'd be like,

oh, cool. Maybe. They meet like, they meet like Han Solo or whatever at Comic Con and then they, and they don't blow up the place. Dude,

he would, you know, he would never be at a Comic Con. Do you think he would, he would, he would get scared? Yes. I think having,

I think having someone that was in the military go to, some guy dressed as like a demon running up to him, like real quick. Like that would just, that would just trigger the poor guy. I feel bad for him because like,

you know, he was clearly, he's clearly fucking, his brains his brains playing DDR right now but still it's just unfortunate

he did you know the lesson that you learn from that by the way the lesson that you learn from that story is you don't help anybody don't help people

mind your business actually mind your fucking business if people need help did that you been ma'am yeah

mind your fucking business gets back in his car bitch bitch shut the fuck up slaps are really hard on the arm like slaps

in the arm really hard he would have been alive if he did that Yeah, it's crazy Instead he was like, I want to help this guy out I want to help this guy, ma'am, I care. I care about soldiers.

That's why I don't help nobody, dude. That's why I tell everybody, mind your fucking business and I also hurt you. I saw everybody that. I saw a guy fucking, um, he fell in the street because he like swisted his ankle. And then a truck was coming at him slowly. And I was like, hey, man, not my problem. And I stepped over him, you know. That's exactly how it goes.

Not my problem. And I watched him slowly get squished by, uh, it was actually a, steamroller. It was in the street. Oh, yeah. It was a Zambo. It was a Zambole. I'm sorry. Yeah, it was a Zamboi. I forgot. That's right. I was thinking of it. Was that during the, was that during the, the county Zamboni parade where they, they drive all the Zambonies? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I live, yeah, I live basically right by Anaheim. And so they were, the Anaheim Ducks landed their Zambonies.

And they, you know, that guy, he was stupid. He went in the street trying to get a closer picture, broke his ankle. And, um, you know, I saw him. I was like, hey, man, tough shit, mind your own business. And I stepped over him. Mind your own business. During the Great, during the Great Zamboni purge. All right.

Corinth, I said this name earlier. We never got to the question. Corinth Road and he says, hey, gay boys. Have any of you seen this account on Twitter called every frame of the Sopranos in order? Originally, the account only did exactly that for years until recently after the election where the guy running it seemingly went completely off the deep end. He started using the account to talk about how he was radicalized. into being a racist neo-Nazi by the left.

I love when like gimmick accounts break character like that. It's always interesting. It's always hilarious. That used to happen on Facebook all the time. I don't know if you remember back in the like become a fan days when like that's how you would interact with a page. You'd be like become a fan of like, I don't know, Xbox Live or whatever. And then they would they would tweet, they would share like a post about like, I don't

know an election or they would share like a movie review or like they would like share like a celebrity interview and you're like what the fuck is this why are you interviewing why is why are you tweeting out or why are you sharing an interview with christian bail on the set of the machinist when you're like right when you're a donut fan page like i remember that like i i bet if i went on facebook right now this is a be a fun experiment i'm going to go on facebook right now and and look at all the fan pages and see like, see how different everything is. What's they're posting now. It's good stuff.

Probably just slurs out the ass. Always just slurs. Like, to the point, your head starts hurting. You start bleeding out, you start bleeding out your nose, and you're like, what's going on? I haven't seen this. I haven't seen this many in a while. Wow. But no, dude, that's the coolest.

I love that stuff. It's hilarious. Have you seen anything like that? Like, whenever, like, a gimmick account just, like, loses it, just goes completely. absolutely up the rails. Yeah, it's, I feel like a lot of them become porn things too. Like, I remember I had to unfollow a lot of them because they just started to, I think it was like a geek thing or it was just like tech and nerd news and then it just became like women in covered in oil.

Specifically, uh, one called I fucking love science. There was no, sorry, there, I think it was that or there was, that's one of them. Yeah, I think that was one of them. And it's something like, I remember shit like that happening or, um, there was a, sometimes they, they, they're, they're, they get hacked because there was an activist, an Italian activist that I used to follow. I can't even remember her name Christina, fucking whatever. Her page is some random person,

like putting like advertising like OnlyFans type shit now. It's not her. I was like, what the fuck happened to her page? I guess someone just hacked it and they're just using it to promote smut. And I'm like, this is crazy. I wonder if I still follow it. Let me see.

I don't know if I... I probably unfollowed it, but I hope I didn't. God, Facebook is... Facebook is really unusable now. It's, uh... I can't stand it. Yeah. I'm gonna try to start using it because, uh, I got approved to, uh, monetize content on there,

but not fucking Instagram for some reason, even though Instagram's like my big platform. Yeah, I don't understand what that's about. I, like, I don't fully understand how monetization on Instagram works. and I've been it's very convoluted and weird I try it again you got to get invited and I tried to do it they actually just told me like you weren't approved and I'm like uh why it's it doesn't say why so it just kind of doesn't fucking matter yeah so it's cool oh yeah I remember it's Sabina I remember it's not Sabrina it's Sabina damn but I unfollowed her damn it anyway so it's let me let me keep reading this question because there's more to it keep in mind this Keep in mind, this account was still programmed. Keep in mind, this account was still programmed to post frames from the Sopranos. So in the middle of these schizophrenic tweets would be just James Gandalfini making silly faces. A highlight of this saga was when he proved he was white by posting a picture of his arm doing the Nazi salute,

inadvertently revealing that he's really fucking fat. I remember this. I feel like I remember. I think I saw retweets like clown on this. I don't, I didn't look super deeply into it, but that is that is. That is awesome. You can find these schizo pros pretty easily. I recommend skimmy through the account for a laugh at the psychosis.

What is it? Every frame. Every frame of the Sopranos. I still have never seen the Sopranos. A good show. I'm sure it is. I just, I don't know. At this point, you know, I would have seen it by now.

I'm still going to, I just have to sign up for HBO. I just, I haven't done it yet. I'm actually, I'm going to get rid of. of like everything else because everything else went up from prices again too and I'm like fuck y'all yeah it's a good show it's just that it's very uh it's very like I don't know it's very mafioso

I'm I'm so bored of it but granted where I'm from like and all my homies that's all they watch was mafioso shit so I was yeah he was surrounded he was surrounded by Italians and Albanians and Aboriginals and a lot of it was a lot of Italian Hawaiians and Asians

and Jews Ashkenazi Jews I didn't know what I was for a long time Lithuanians Chechnians Kaysden lived in the most diverse he was just always surrounded

by every possible group of everyone I was not a lot of Italians growing up when I was particularly young when I was particularly young and the Bronx was a lot of Italian You guys know how to spell Ascanazi Not at all I like the Nazis at the end of you

That's why that always made me That always made me laugh Like seeing it spelled out Because I was like that is kind of That's a wild I've always thought that was funny I think they did that on purpose and not to do it on purpose

I don't think so I feel like they might have done not purpose I feel like they're petty enough they're petty enough and they steal enough flows that like that doesn't that doesn't seem like it's beyond them you know yeah

I guess I don't know like they're they are they are the famous flow stealers of of history they're like that's what they did everything that was half cool they were like we're going to do that too

but we're going to sprinkle hating Jews into it and I was like, all right, nice. This is kind of an interesting one. Can Sweeney go on a calorie deficit, please, wrote in. He says, favorite double jump? I actually have an answer immediately. I know what my favorite double jump is.

Yeah. Yeah. It's Elda, it's Torrent. Oh, okay. The double jump on Torrent in fucking Eldon Ring is sublime. I think honestly, like, I think without Torrance ability to do that shit, that that game would be like, I would say like a significant, like 20% less fun. Hmm. Like it is genuinely so fun to double jump as a fucking horse and just completely ignore like.

Like you try to do that in like Red Dead 2, your horse breaks its leg and dies. Yeah. You know? Yeah. My favorite double jump is probably Dante's from double maker. Uh, from the, from the poem? Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Yeah, from Inferno, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Define comedy. Dante Alligary? I would say from Denver May Cry as Dante.

I like the fact that there's like a little red demonic stuff at the floor. Oh. The little red demonic thing. I'm like, that's cool. Yeah, when it makes that little noise to. Yeah, that's cool. That's actually, that's a good one. That's a good one, actually.

You can't double jump in Mario, right? You probably some. I don't know of all of them, but some of them. I can't think of, I can't think of like, which ones can, in Smash. Oh, Smash Bros. Obviously, Mario's double jump and Smash Bros. It's like, is an iconic one, but because he doesn't think he does his little backflips or he turned it to a ball effectively or he jumps forward into the flips.

Yeah. Is that the one where he like pulls his, He pulls his anus out and he pulls his own anus and he just not there for a bit and he shows back up. Right. Yeah. He disappears in his own anus. It's really cute. All right.

Anything from you? I think I would have to agree with the Dante one actually when I was thinking that I've always liked the little, yeah, that little. So it kind of made sense to be able to jump again to because you have, you know, it's cool. Torin essentially has like the same thing, right? There's a little something. A little ruin. Yeah, there's a little. So it's not just like Cratos, just shrugging your shoulders and jumping twice, you know, for no reason.

You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah. So, yeah, I would have to agree with anything that like has something that explains why they can do it again is kind of cool. Yeah, because, you know, jumping twice is literally like it would set the atmosphere on fire. So like, so like seeing someone do it twice, like, oh, it's always cool. I like seeing a little felders do little tricks. Yeah. It feels really good in Destiny also, but.

Yeah, the, that's more of a feel. He breaks his knees to do it again. Oh, you just reminded me the, uh, every, like, I think every pack that they've, every expansion they've ever dropped on, I think on loaded.com is like nine bucks. So like if, which one? Uh, for destiny. Oh, really? Yeah.

So like, if, if you've never, because I, I never, I never, I never, I never. got into it and I was like, oh, yeah. Let me, let me verify that again because I'm pretty sure I had it and then I got distracted and didn't buy it. I mean, nine bucks is pretty good. I would still say just avoid this. Don't do that.

Like, it was great, but it's one of those things where it's like, it's over now. Oh my God, you can't. You're not going to get the good experience that I got. I see. Like it's, you know, it's, it's past. It's even cheaper now. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

79. That's pretty good. Yeah. It comes. It's a final shape, light fall, beyond the light pack. It's a witch cream. Bungee 30 anniversary, forsaken, shadow keep. All that for $7 is insane. It makes you feel like a fucking jackass. Yeah, yeah, I got to buy this.

I don't keep it open. All right. Oh, Taco 2D. Taco 2D wrote in. This is the guy. Because it's $7. I mean, I do the same thing. I bought Air. Every single Tomb Raider game for like, I think it came at a bundle for like eight bucks or something. And I like, I've played like maybe three of them.

There's like nine or something. But it's worth it. I don't know. Why not? But anyway, Taco 2D wrote in. This is the guy, I believe if I'm not misremembering, the guy who's doing these YouTube poops of our show. Oh, yeah. He did another one this morning.

Did you see it? No, I saw, I saw his name in the, in the, as tagged or whatever. I haven't seen it. it's uh it's good stuff that's awesome it's uh that's fucking i've only seen i've only seen the uh the beginning of it because i like to i like to do these in parts but and sahn piker tape i can't even focus on this anymore because all of you motherfuckers keep talking about the PlayStation event makes me interesting you dude fucking leave fucking leave leave leave leave the fucking channel go somewhere else it's just us like

silently staring it's sick as fuck dude yeah it's awesome we really appreciate appreciate it. I assume that Taco 2D, right? That's the name. Yeah, because I remember something like the final shape, the taco on Instagram. I got at a notification and said something like that. If you're not the guy, the guy who does it has a name that's damn close. I think it's him. But it's Taco 2D. Yeah, Taco 2D. So anyway, he wrote in, he says, sorry if this comes off as a bit autistic. But I noticed ever since episode 361, the colors on the thumbnails are purple with yellow text. And on episode 364, it's purple

with green text. What's with the new colors? Has the snark tank gone woke? Those aren't woke colors? What? Everything's a woke color now. Those are purple and green? I was curious about that. I saw that and I was like, all right, I guess we're, I don't know. What were you? It's for that very, it's

for that very reaction. So for some people who glaze over and are like, it's now like, oh, what's going on here? And maybe they want to click. I mean, that's the whole reason why people change their thumbnails up, actually. Yeah. So this was like, oh, just put a new coat of paint on it and see what happens and see some people who are so used to seeing the same thing that their eyes just kind of glaze over it.

But then when you see something different, you kind of want to stop for a second. And so it's simple as that. I mean, it grabbed your attention. That's it. It worked. Yeah. It might be purple. I mean, pink in, I don't know.

What goes with pink? Hot pink and shit brown. I don't know. I don't know what I should put it. Yeah, that works perfectly, I think. That's a great one. I'm going to do that for this next one. Okay, so K-pop semen hunters wrote in.

Shit, man. K-pop semen hunters wrote in. He says, did you guys hear about the dude in Ohio that released his 56 exotic zoo animals and then offed himself? Nice. What a fucking asshole. King shit. Is that real? I probably.

I didn't hear about this. I didn't hear about this at all. I'm going to look it up now. Yeah, it's a local story, you know, like. Ohio Zoo release, I guess. Probably be like the keywords. Okay. Was it Dave Chappelle?

I know what the fuck is this? Over one more than one. What am I seeing? Hellbenders What? What are we talking about? So I looked up I looked up the the keywords of this story Right?

Yeah And it says Ohio Zoo releases over 100 Hellbenders What the fuck is a hellbender? Is it like Helldivers Isn't that a knockoff? I don't know Chinese version of Hell divers

That's clue Oh it's just a Sam It's just the salamander Oh Okay So there's one, I'm not finding anything about this. Oh, no, okay, here it is. So this is old.

So Ohio Zoo release is what I googled. Most commonly refers to the 2011 Zanesville Animal Escape, where a man released about 50 exotic animals from his farm before killing himself. Law enforcement had to euthanize many of the animals to protect the public, but some, including leopards, were safely captured and taken to the Columbus Zoo. This event led to a stricter exotic animal ownership laws in Ohio. That's so funny. You've ruined it for everybody.

You could have had a pet leopard in fucking Ohio for a while if that guy didn't fuck you up. That's crazy that that that was 2011. So when we were in high school, we could have like moved to Ohio and got like a fucking leopard. Thank God. It would have been fine. Thank God. You had like those giant elephants? You think you had like one of the biggest ones?

Oh, like a mammoth? He had whole pack of germs in his house, dude. Yeah. He had a mammoth. He had a mammoth. He had a mammoth. He had a mammoth. garage. He brought him back.

And he was like, hey, this, this, this is too hard to take care of. I'm going to release them and then hang myself or whatever I did. That's crazy. What a fucking idiot. He, like, stampeded. You, he, he, he's, like, stampeded himself. He was like, stampede me. Yeah, maybe. And they were like, we don't want to, boss.

And he was like, please. Put in, like, a steak costume. And it was, like, dancing around the leopards or some shit. And the leopards just slapped his back off. On a scale of one to 10, one being preferable or like best way and 10 being the worst way.

How bad do you think being stampeded to death is? It depends on what like say if my head gets stomped on first by like a really heavy animal. I'm fine with it, I guess. That's what I mean, right? It's like it's a huge game of chance. Yeah.

Really. Because you may very well linger after the stampede's over. If you get, if you get the right kinds of animals, if they step in the right places. I think it's, imagine getting stampede by like a bunch of like seven-year-olds,

seven-year-olds for like 10 minutes. For 10 minutes? Okay. They're probably in a lot of pain. You're probably in a lot of pain. Yeah. Because they have weight to them. You can probably survive it.

It's not going to feel good. All your open, all your, all of your open parts are going to be bruised to shit. Yeah. Might have a crack. Somebody might crack after a while, you know,

maybe a little damage with some fractures. You'd be all right. but what about a stampede of monster trucks? I do you think people would... Oh. Do you think people... I do you think he could survive that? Yeah, I think a stampede of monster trucks would...

That would... I would choose that over an animal. Oh, sure. Like, genuinely. Like, I think I would be like, oh, I'm just going to sit in front of the tire. Right. You know? Unless they're like, unless the core conceit is that they're kind of going, the trucks are literally stampeding.

So they're kind of going like this. Like they're going back and forth on the wheels and then they're like going forward. If that's the case, then it's, I don't know, man. There's no, there's no, there's no really good way. There's no way out of this. Right. Are you okay there, Kingston? You seem plummixed.

Yeah, he's distraught. Nothing. I'm just thinking about somebody getting stampeded by monster trucks and it. and how quick of a death it would be. It doesn't make sense. Like how quick of death. It's like, oh, this is. I like the idea that there's a,

like, no. There's a herd of monster trucks that are just wild. And they fucking like, you know, a car comes a fucking, I don't know, a bigger monster truck hunting one of them. And so then now they're all stampeding away or some shit, just destroying houses. If monster trucks, okay, if,

if monster trucks are the equivalent, of cattle, right? What would be the predator of that? A monster, monster truck? Yeah, like a bigger monster truck or, I don't know, a space shuttle. Like a fucking aircraft carrier. Yeah, an aircraft

carrier goes on land. Because that's like the blue whale of vehicles, right? That's like the blue whale of vehicles effectively, right? That is so much bigger that it's crazy to even Right. So what, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the blue whale of vehicles.

I feel like the monster trucks would be like a blue whale. And then the mantra trucks would be like algae would be like fucking or plankton, sorry. And like that's like, it's cows. It'd be cows compared to it. It'd be like, what the fuck is happening here? If we could, if you could, if we could put a vehicle version of every animal.

Oh, oh. Every animal, bringing up a vehicle version of them. So what would humans be? Humans would be like the, what the fuck are you saying? Humans would be like the segues of, animal. Hold on. Wait, are you saying, so aircraft car, so you're trying to find analogous vehicles to

types of animals. Is that what you're saying? So like a blue whale is an aircraft carrier. Yeah. And a cow is what? The cow is like a This is an insane premise. What if we put wheels on an aircraft carrier and then you can actually own it? Like you

you're parking your driveway. Would you put a lot of small wheels or a few huge wheels? Four giant fucking wheels Four like enormous wheels Or like Yeah Yeah you're not gonna put

Yeah I'm gonna put just Wheels that go on How do you even get them in the water Like I think how do you even get those things In the water in the first place I think they build them in the water I don't think they build them in the water I feel like they they would have to

I just don't know how you would I don't know how you would I've never thought about that actually Well here's the thing They build a lot of things in the water. That's true. They build structures in the water. Those are not structures.

That's an interesting question. I'm going to look it up. Logically, it feels like they would. Just because that seems like it is they transfer them into water. It seems like a massive undertaking to have that on land and then transfer it to water. Oh, there's a time lapse. Oh, the show. A time lapse.

Yeah, it's a time lapse of building an aircraft carrier. but that shit in a child I want to see you I want to see the time No you can use fucking Google You can find it Why don't you you You're already there

You fucking I'll do it I'll do it Oh man Ooh man Here you go I feel like in Texas They would allow you to like

Have an aircraft carrier as a car Because you know They have like almost no regulations Yeah There's probably some piece of shit That's just absolutely Demolishing an entire city Just driving from point A to point B

Okay so they build it kind of in On a port On a port on a port yeah but it's like but it's over the water it's dang it's that's kind of interesting it's like dangling over the water

but they're building it so we're so both of us are wrong they'll build it on land or in the water they build it dangling in the air makes it like that's kind of nuts that makes sense

because it's like it doesn't make sense you can't have it too fucking like you build it in like in in in in fucking it like you build it in like a Mississippi Nebraska yeah yeah

Yeah, you build it in Colorado And then you have to get it all the way to the ocean Such obnoxious. How many acres we have? You got to put, You got to put wheels on it to drive it to the coast. Square wheels. Chris would be more likable if he was waterlogged road in.

What the hell does that mean? Waterlog means just like, like you've just been sitting in the water for a long time and you just like swell up. Oh, it's like a waterlogged piece of like wood or whatever. Okay. It's just like, you know. But he says, if the comments on every one of your videos were always unanimously hateful towards you, would you quit the podcast slash kill yourself?

No. I asked because James Gunn filled in for Bert Kreischer on one of Tom Seguer's podcasts. And there were so many comments celebrating Bert not being there. He says Albert for some reason. He like the comment right and says Albert Kreischer. That's his real. That's his first name. His name.

I understand. But like, hello. Hello. Hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell. host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. Ready to save, it's time for cyber deals. Put a spring in your step with fresh savings that brighten the season. These exclusive week-long digital offers on your favorite products are only available when you shop online. Save on eligible items from Kettle, Chabani, Quaker, Skippy, Hidden Valley, International Delight, Frito Lay, and Signature Select.

Available now through March 24th on pickup or delivery orders only. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. It's weird to say, I guess, because everyone knows them as Burt. Yeah, like I would never have guessed. Oh, yeah. It's not for Chrysher, because Chrysler is so specific. person I know what that last name is him. Okay. I would have been like, who the fuck is this? But celebrating Albert not being there. It's so funny how no one likes him, but I don't know how he hasn't

taken his own life yet. All right, relax. I mean, some people, look, people clearly like him because he's rich. He's a rich comedian. The right people, the right, all, here's the thing, the right people have to like you. That's true. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's really it. Yeah. It's like, it doesn't really matter if a lot of people don't like you. The, the right. The right. people have to like you. Yeah, no one loves me, but I'm still kicking. I'm still kicking, bro. Yeah. I'm still here. And not a soul. Literally, no one loves me. No one can say they love me or else they just die. I agree. Or they laugh in my face. You don't know how true that is. I agree with that. Exactly. And I'm still here, bro. Ain't going nowhere. Fuck everybody else. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know,

man. It would be, you would think you should reflect, but no. It would be, I don't know, like that level of negativity would be like I'd be like yo maybe I shouldn't be doing this you know what I mean it's like it's one thing it's one thing if like a lot of it's one thing if even thousands of people are negative towards you like that's just kind of normal it's like that it comes with the territory but like if like everybody who's a fan

like can't have anything doesn't have anything nice to say about you that's kind of wild yeah um you know it's and it's it's specifically his behavior though it's it's not even because when when uh when two bears one cave first started people loved it there people

were like, oh, this is a great dynamic. Tom's, he's the punching. Tom, sorry, he's the, you know, he's, Tom's Tom and Bert's the punching bag. Because it's always nice to have a punching bag on, on a comedy podcast, if you can get one. But the thing is, he pretty quickly into it was like,

I don't like being the punch bag. So they pivoted. That already, that already tainted it. Because there are, say, for example, there are YouTube poops, essentially, sentence mixing of Bert saying some of the worst things possible, like some of, Because there was a whole bit about him being, like a running bit of him being the most fattest and most racist comic alive.

And there is like this guy animated brilliantly and sentence mixed brilliantly where he's saying some of the most racist things you can possibly imagine. And he's just like, I don't like this. So they killed that stuff off before it even really got legs. And just making fun of him in general kind of slowed down. and so now it was just focusing on what are you guys just going to talk about your stupid fucking lives that no one actually cares about like that's not funny and so

it just got worse and worse and worse and then when other people came on like Stavi and Chris Dostafo, whatever the fuck his name is Dostaphanos or whatever people loved it and then they were extremely upset when they left again and Tom and Burt came back because people are

I think people are technically fairly annoyed by Tom because I think a lot of people don't understand his rich guy attitude is just a bit he's not he doesn't actually feel that way but he knows it upsets people so he keeps

digging into it like he even tweeted something out about he had a horrible experience with the airlines and he was like talking about blah blah blah poor this and this that and just being extremely obnoxious and people don't understand that he's joking and I think he has the type of sense of you

but it's like Chris when you when you when you had me going about that Austin Powers reboot or whatever it reminds me of that like it is for your enjoyment and I think and Tom Segura is pissing people off because he thinks it's hilarious and there's a lot of people that don't get that at his detriment though it's kind of hurting him you know it's it's kind of hurting him and then it's not the best image it's not the best image it's not and then

burke chryser just sucks he's not interesting he's not interesting at all like He's just, oh, he's an alcoholic and he takes his shirt off. That's not interesting. Didn't he drug one of his friends? Yes, fucking Ari Shaf-No, no, no, no. Arishafir drug him, actually. Ari Shafir drug drug drugged him, actually. Ari Shafir is a terrible human being, by the way.

There's, yeah, I've been drugging people against their will is pretty, pretty bad. I've been getting so into this genre of content that's just like, it's just these, not video essays necessarily, but just these like commentary videos about like just the comedy circuit and just like what's going on and like the Rogan sphere and all that stuff and just all the petty bullshit. Yeah.

I saw one recently that I never saw before from like in 2019 or whatever. It was like Tony Hinchcliff and Brody Stevens. Do you know this guy? Where they were like arguing in like at the comedy store because like one of them was like, I think Brody was like streaming on Periscope. So you know how long ago this was. Yeah.

Do you remember that fucking thing? I do. What even it? What a weird that. I remember when Periscope came out and it sounded to me like even in the moment when it was new, it sounded like this sounds like how MySpace sounds. Like this sounds like it's already over, but it's new. I agree. And how weird is that?

But yeah, I remember they were arguing or whatever and they were like calling each other hacks or whatever. I didn't even realize like I died. That guy's dead Yeah He was where you called The Comics comic Um Oh Brody Stevens

Um I never heard I didn't know anything about I was like I was pretty into the comedy scene Um And I've I've whittled my way out of it

It sucks now But like back then It was still pretty okay And Um You started to notice When it started to get really bad That's when all these channels

Started propping up And One of my favorite ones He doesn't post anymore he was called Speaking for Funny. He was my favorite one. And he would always just have some like Tetris in the background while he was talking. But since Speaking for Funny left, too lazy to try took over as like the number one guy.

This guy podcast cringe. He's an Australian. He was really good. And he started another channel called like like bits or something, podcast bits. He's like really diversifying his income now. Yeah. Comedy enforcement. Some guy that has an accent.

Like I know all these people because there's a whole economy on hating the Rogan Spear and it's fucking hilarious. Shout out to American Redact is the one that I want. Oh, American Redact is he's doing he he's doing really well too. I saw him a couple of times appear on what's his name? Kyle Kalinsky used him a couple times. Oh really? Like every once in while Kyle Kalinsky, you know, he does like the streamer thing. He'll like watch content.

And he's the one, I think he's the one that's turned me on American. redact is that it yeah yeah american redact yeah anyway now you remember what we're talking about did that spawn from a question oh yeah from burke chrycher sucking or something oh yeah yeah yeah it's

yeah i mean you gotta have a thick skin i guess but like that that that would wear down on like most people i think like after a certain point i'm just that it is kind of surprised yeah um but oh what is this okay so hassan yelling unlimited power as his dog blows, wrote in.

He says, do you guys remember that Mafia, do you guys remember that Mafia 3 video where the kid playing it shits himself and his mom is yelling at him about it? No. You don't know this? This is a classic one, yeah. This is an iconic fucking video. Let me find it and put it in the chat.

He shits himself while playing Mafia 3. Mafia 3 shit. You've never seen this where the mom's like, go to the bathroom. Oh, I probably have seen it. I just didn't know it was Mafia 3 or whatever. Yeah, here you go. Like, is this like...

Classic stuff. I don't know if this is like what South Park, eventually they, you know, they did that, that World Warcraft episode and maybe they were doing that. Yeah, I don't... Let me see. It's at, it's at 35 seconds in, basically.

Okay, let me see. But... Let me see. Dude, it's so good. That is insane. It is such a... I love this video so deeply. He's shitting the fuck out of himself, which is crazy.

Shitting yourself as a person. Go to the bathroom. Take a shit. Go to the bathroom and take a shit. Dude, I... I think about this video at least, like, maybe like, handful... Like, a couple times a month. Like, probably like four times a month I think about this video.

Amazing. That's Mafia 3's legacy. That's like, the most associated thing that I've ever seen with Mafia 3 is this video of this guy shitting himself and his mother pleading with him

I mean begging he's so imagine the moment you stop loving your child like Emmanuel he hears voice he's like eh not yeah like he's he's cooked

like he's he's he's genetically cooked unfortunately well he might have just hit his head maybe there's that too That is unfortunate. Get out. That is unfortunate. Like you got to,

you got to be like, oh, I love my kid after that, you know, you got to be like, oh, I love you still. So,

no, does anybody know, like, so this kid must be like a show, was streaming, right? Let's hope. Like,

this isn't like a, you know, a thing that you're recording and then he released it himself. So he must, uh, that would be in absolutely insane. So, to the comments, a man chooses, a slave obeys.

Fair enough. I can't argue with that. Slave does obey. All right, let's see. How much we got? 135. Let's do two more. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. All right, two more. Let's see.

What the fuck is? this. Oh, we, we kind of got into this already, but I'll read it anyway. This won't count towards what we're saying. Homeless trans femme who went back to school, I hate come guzzlers. So I don't know if you're aware the controversy surrounding Hassan and him shocking his dog, but I hate that this absolutely dumb fuck criticism is making me defend Hassan. So I was wondering, uh, what, when was a time you all had to cover for someone that you disliked from dumb shit? I don't know. I, the last time I ever covered for somebody. Most of the people that I know don't do egregiously dumb shit, like shock a dog live.

More often than not, yeah. You know, generally speaking, like they don't do these things. Yeah, I don't, yeah, it's, um, I mean, this is in the, like, even in, uh, a video that I, like, I didn't, I didn't edit it. I just felt like I didn't give a shit after I was about to edit it. I was like, this is stupid. But in within the video, talking about this on thing, it was, if I had to use Occam's razor, I was erring on the side that I would be more inclined to believe that he, didn't shock the dog

just with all the with all everything that I'm thinking about but at the same time it wouldn't also surprise me that it his son has all the streamers that stream 8 10 hours a day their brains are different they're changed it changes you and at a

certain point you kind of just forget to be normal I've heard him tell his fans to be normal and I'm like bro you're asking too much when you're already fucking not normal yourself and uh it is totally plausible that that whole thing could have happened.

He just had a panicky moment. He also said that his internet went out so he was freaking out. And when you have streamer brain, of course you're freaking out when your internet goes out. Because this is all you care about. This is all you do. So he might have just been in some weird state where he actually did that. Or it was just a complete freak fucking accident,

which I'm more inclined to, especially like we were saying with Ethan Klein getting a hold of that actual caller. Like it to me, that would have been game over. Like this thing shocks me. It hurts like crazy. This is proof, all the proof you need that he shocked the fucking dog. But that's not what I've seen in any follow-ups. So, you know, like I said, his son sucks. But again, I, there's a hate economy. He knows it. He's fucking stupid for not handling this better. Simple as that. So guys. Yeah, simple as that. So guys, this is a really interesting ride and we have. I'm not even, I'm being serious. The real Kingston Jameson, who went missing in 2005, wrote in.

He says, hello, Kingston, Jameson, if that's even your real name. Jamal Jackson, right? I'm the real Kingston Jameson, the one who meant missing in 2005. You stole my life after you knocked my shit smooth off at the Bronx Zoo and locked me in the lion exhibit. it. You said, ha ha, bitch, I'm going to watch Digimon on your TV and piss on your bed sheet. Been living in the sewers ever since, surviving on rats and expired Sobe. I hate Digimon. I love Joe Budden. And I want to know how it feels to live my stolen life. And a question for Chris, are you just going to let this slide?

I hate Digimon. I love Joe Budden. That's crazy, man. Hey, he was talking shit to somebody. That's crazy. He talks shit to logic and he had a song. Like, that was his most famous song. And I was just like, you suck. Anyone in the public knows.

I know some Joe Button songs. And I know Joe Bunton can actually rap pretty well. He's actually a talented rapper. But also, suck a dick. You're Joe Budden. I don't know anything about you. I genuinely, I don't think I've heard a single Joe Bunny song. I would not expect you to.

Now, if you heard the pump. up-up thing, you might have been like, oh, I've heard that before. But, like, it's not anything that if you ask somebody, they would have to hear it to be like, oh, yeah, I've heard that. You know, it's like, to me, Joe Budden's like, like, Jurassic 5 in a way. Like, it's just like, there's, there's a, you existed in this little time period where people are like, oh, this is kind of cool. And then immediately people just forgot about it.

Like, it's, it's, you know, it is what it is. But yeah, so explain yourself. I didn't do it. Oh. So he definitely case closed Case closed He's guilty

He definitely did it Only somebody guilty Would deny That they did it And have nothing Of substance to say Yeah Doesn't seem really upset

No yeah he doesn't seem I never did it I never did it Usually when people are accused of wrongdoing To get actually pretty upset And he's like Yeah whatever Inside he was like

How the fuck did this nigga If I did do it He sucks He didn't want his life hard enough He would have fought hard And if I didn't do, which I didn't do it, you know, whatever. To be fair, he did live in the sewers when I feel like, why? You have internet service, bro.

You just came back home if you knew. Could you climb out of the sewers at some point? Maybe when somebody was doing maintenance and you're like, hey, could you take me out of here? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway. Ready to save, it's time for cyber deals. Put a spring in your step with fresh savings that brighten the season.

These exclusive week-long digital offers on your favorite products are only available when you shop online. Save on eligible items from Kettle, Chabani, Quaker, Skippy, Hidden Valley, International Delight, Frito Lay, and Signatures Select. Available now through March 24th on pickup or delivery orders only. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. This is like when I'm playing Battlefield and I'm like, I'm going to revive somebody and

then they just give up before I can get to them. And they just go respawn. Where it's like, you could have just like, if you wanted your life back, you could have waited. Revive, me. Like you could have just, you could have just went home. So clearly you were like, man, this is a blood. blessing in disguise. Fuck this. I want it out of that family forever. I'm going to live in the sewers.

Like a true nomad. Live off the land. I was Battlefield 6, by the way. It's good, but it's, I don't know. It's just Battlefield. It's good. It's good. It's nice to have it again. It's better than the last few battlefields. Like probably since Battlefield won is the best one. But it's all, you know, it's not going to change anybody's mind. You know what I mean? It's like if you're, if you're into battlefield, this is the best that's been in a while. But if you're not, it's not going to be like, oh, it's like a revelation. It's not like a god of war transformation, right? Where it's just like if you didn't, if you didn't like the originals, you might like the new ones because they are so different.

You know? Or like vice versa, where it's like if you like the old ones, you might not like the new one. This is old battlefield, but better. Or like, you know, better looking. And it's good. Nice. They did a good job. I got it for free, thankfully.

Oh, good. Yeah. So I didn't have to pay. As a, I'll free 99, man. I'll play any game. One sec, guys. What's happening? Oh, he's, he's there.

Oh, he tracks us down. He's showing up. It would have to be a fight. He's showing up. The real Kingston just showed up at, uh, at, uh, fake Kingston's house. And they're going to go, they're going to go duke it out. What if a different person sits down? He reclaims his throne.

He reclaims his throne. Oh, my lord. Anyway. I think that's probably a good place to And yeah we can do that I like that Yeah we'll wrap things up Wait for him to Wait for him to get back a little bit

So we can get into the names he's got to count me down I gotta open up the names too Remember you can go over to patreon.com Slash the Snark Tank support us over there Early ad free access exclusive episodes ask a question get red on the show, get your name right at the end of the show.

Whoa, he looks so the same. What if I got up, right? And I'm standing up, my dick hits the fucking cable and it knocks everything over. And I'm like, sorry. I would be like, why are you so erected? Why wouldn't I be? Oh, okay.

You're not hard, you're not hard 85% of the day. No. What happened there, buddy? Really? I wish. Did the real Kingston show up? He showed up. He showed up. He aired him out real quick.

And it was really quick, quick simple. He's probably so emaciated from being in the sewers for so long. He was like, I want my life back and I was like, guess what? Boom. And then I left him there. Yeah. He's so, uh, he's like, like you shot him and then he,

he started bleeding sludge. You took on my nourishment. That's why you're fat. And I was like, yeah, I did. And I shoot him and he shot him. It makes sense. That's crazy.

It seems like really mean spirited to do. But anyway, I stole his life. You think shooting him is like against my beliefs? Like you fucking crazy? Remember, uh, Patreon. The Compsis and start tank, go over to the $25 tier if you want to get your name right at the end of the show like I'm about to do.

Count me down. Three, two, one. Fatherless behavior. God's favorite femboy, Malik Berry, R.FK, cut my dick, and now I have autism. Co. Beba, animatronic Sweeney, powered by gay eye, trademark, iron fisting. Kingston killing 57 dogs with his special pup cups. the gas powered spider a secret gay sigh have to make chris gay gun gay i cast shock runes around my doberman and then i lay stakes on the other side to test him insane so drunk i pulled the condom over my balls that's fucking outrageous

getting jude out of $25 by two sexy big black Israelites and a light skin twink delta gamma literally fed this toddler last week why is it still crying squimp his bugs clamuel Esquire the third making black pussy cream like I'm working at a dairy queen Jesus Snartank's hung his trans girl would like to come on

Ozempic Drougar get Hassan to Thunderblast Swin leaving the mic Gay Venom be like We Mm-hmm That's not even That sucks

So gay Venom Gay Venom be like We We are semen I kind of knew it Yeah I knew it because I was like What's gonna be close to venom

It's like semen Yeah We are semen And it's not even really that close Like you couldn't even really get away with that Just the letters I guess it was yeah it's it's it carries the same spirit yeah that's so insane i'm going to kill the president with a more ian wakins oh we forgot to talk about that ian wakins getting air right getting

getting slashed do you know this so lost profits was a band uh i don't remember exactly what kind of band it was like a rock band like some yeah something like that like a hardcore maybe i i don't really remember but uh they had a uh a lead singer that uh fucked a baby and so he got uh he got sent to jail and now he's dead somebody But he slashed him before 9 a.m. or something I heard. Yeah, he, they, they try to get him once before, you know. Yeah. Then they got him eventually, which, you know, it was only a matter of time.

I think he actually survived a lot longer than I thought he was. But, you know, it's especially since, I think, I don't know, I don't, he's in the UK. So I was like, they specialize in knives. They should have, they should have got him way fast. Right. You're right. But it's also the only thing they have. So it's, it's the, it's their own.

focus. You know, like they're more, they're more vigilant about knives. Because it's so, it's like, it's like how an India trains kill everybody. Yeah.

There's always a video of like an Indian guy getting hit by a train. I don't know why. I don't know why it's such a common thing to happen. Once an hour. Yeah, like every, every minute an Indian is claimed by a train.

That's so crazy. It's, it's, it is surprising that he lasted this long because like, I figured, like, you know, that's like one of the most dangerous things to be in prison. Oh, yeah. So, like, that he lasted as long as he did is kind of shocking. But, yeah.

Ian Watkins getting sent to hell by a butter knife. Rest in piss, absolute bozo. Game pass. That's the name, by the way. Game pass increased after Actman guessed it. Curious? Yeah, I mean, Actman did raise the price of GamePass personally. He did tell me this in confidence.

which I took to me and he's confident that I will talk about it that's what I assume he meant by saying, when he prefaced it by saying I'm telling you this in confidence. I say, okay, sure, no problem. Yeah.

You can be absolutely certain. Very confident person. I agree. Two rats piloting mecha sween to fight off the Joe Frogan invasion. I can't remember what Joe Frogan was. It was. It was like Frozen Joe Rogan

or something. Yeah, it's right. Joe Frogan. I remember being Frozogan for some reason, but I can't remember. Old snake, but he's addicted to paint huffing. Cash Patel is a perfect FBI director

because he has true sight on 24-7. What's true sight again? What is that? Is that like from Is that Skyron? Or like what is TrueSight? True site's from D&D. Oh, okay. All right.

That's insane. I kind of inferred. Dude, it's on fucking Instagram. If I ever check the browse section, I always get a Cash Mattel that's so fucked up. It just knows what I want to see. He always looks like the sun is staring at him. Like it's a truly crazy set of eyes that guy.

has. It's like a cartoon character with one eye is bigger than the other. Yeah, yeah. And it's like obvious. Berserckxhawting Broly. I put molten glass in your ass and blew you for a vase.

Reckless Rhino, the Sloker 2. Why So Derby? Two mecha suiteswines piloting a rat. Arnold Schwarzenegger. My Chris Hansen Tomagachi is really hungry. Charlie Kirk, more like Shirley in the dirt. Old Man spaghetti nuts. Domo Nation. You know things are fucked when even Charlie, Moist Critical, is taking a shit on Trump, Mega, and Israel.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Derek, it's, because it's just the default opinion now. It's just like, yeah, it's safe. It's safe so we can finally say something. Yeah, you know, which is fine. Like, I'm not expecting him to be a fucking activist. Yeah, he's not a political, like, whatever. So, yeah, it would be like if, it would be like if a weird owl.

Like, I expected weird Al to say anything about anything. I'm like, yeah, you're not really. I don't want to, I don't want to hear anything from you, really. So check this out. The little second thing. Yo, that is crazy The second thing Let me pull it up

Like I pull up the browser And it immediately Fucking just Why is he so at attention He can see into the mechanism of the camera Like he can tell like That's hilarious Like he sees through the lens

I've never felt so stared at by an image in my life That's like He's like the real life Like you remember the haunted mansion With those fucking busts That would like follow you around wherever you went. Yes. It's fucking scary.

Derek Notchhoff in his instant hashtag free. I'm round-died Asian hiring a Miles Morales Impressionist to rape Sweden on Christmas Eve. Jesus Christ. I'm going to do my own thing. What reminds me. You ever seen this? What the fuck is that? You ever see this picture?

What is that? It's, who's the quarterback's name again? Tom Brady. and then coach Tony Dungey. They have a picture together. And the caption says, like, what is it saying again? It says,

with Tom Brady and Tony Junji looking like they poison your food and are waiting for you to eat it. And like, it's such, especially Tom Brady, his smile, like in his eyes.

You're like, bro. You're the line. That's not how he looks. That's not how he looks. Tom Brady in that photo looks like Kevin Bacon is lying underneath him. like he's like just on you know what i mean like where the line goes up through his jaw it's like that's kevin bacon i can see it and then the rest of him is tom that is crazy they look like fucking

smiling friends dude that is a crazy image yeah it's it's wild like like why does he look like that i just don't understand what he looks like that i guess unless they were doing it as a joke because i'm like bro who fucking smiles like that it's like their eyes are like this why and like It looks insane. You look like an insane person. Yeah. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the time? timeline of this technology. There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stock up savings time now through March 31st.

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I remember that. That was a weird premise for a show. Kids say the most racist fucking things sometimes. I swear to God, like when my son comes outside and just says, I cannot stand these tired-looking fellas. And I'm like, son, stop. Where did you learn this, son? I learned it from watching you, Dad.

It's like, quite literally, you've never said anything like that. And he's like, no, your DMs, father, your DMs are full of racism. Your Discord group chats have been directly feeding right into my baby monitor. I love it, Dad, I love it. it. It's been baby monitors work that way. Yay! Yay! Starts a moating

like fucking what's a fucking Kermit the Frog. Yay! I can't wait to be more than the way they dance or they just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's completely fucked. Queen of Faphaazard, blonde, blue-eyed German man campaigning to make Pokemon 2D again. Andrew Shultz is actually playing

Dan Habiki in the new street fight that is true that is that is actually true that is true and that's life is pain I really don't like him like I actually genuinely for real don't like Shultz anymore and it just makes me upset because I was I did like him one like the guy called Eric Andrew Shultz I was a big fan of granted that was like 13 years ago before he got rich and thought he was smarter everybody in the room he was even fine what because he had the podcast with the Charlemagne like brilliant idiots or whatever like it was it was very basic and normal

It was like a, it was when flagrant turned, when flagrant two turned into flagrant. That's when things started to change. Chris, uh, you look, you look stunning. I wouldn't say that. Oh. I like a magnifying glass. That's cool. They are pretty cool.

I like to burn my penis with them. Yeah, yeah. I like to see how much I can endure. I like, I try to endure it. Like I was there for like my longest. I was there for like two and a half hours. Two and a half hours on a really sunny day, just burning my penis. First of all, that shit burns.

pretty immediately. Yeah, no. I'm aware. So that's crazy. Come, come. Yeah, God bless. We're drinking come, come, come. It's our game and.

You know, together we're sucking. Gonna, gonna be gonna be guzzling. I don't know. I just don't know what that is. Femboy clown. Now with honked balls. There's a pizza time restaurant in Hopewell. Is there?

Is there? I don't remember. I've been home in a long time. I don't know. Pizza Village. I don't know. I know, I know, um, La Torietas. I love that place, bro.

Oof, I love the pizza there. That's crazy. Nobody fucking asked. Thugzilla versus King Chronic. What a rat fuck. GTA4 swing side glitch. Frogs together strong. Pibis.

What is that about? I saw that somewhere. What is that about? I don't know. Frogs together strong. Yeah. Look it up. I have no.

Yeah, look it up. I don't know. We probably just said some fucking crazy dog whistle. Yeah. Pibis dinkle dork. Was that me? Laramie Laramie County

Coroner Literally me on a plate Benassus Greek god of the herb Tim Duncan is the goat Who's Tim Duncan again? He's one of the goats for sure A basketball player that's

Seriously underrated On the San Antonio Spurs Who? Who serves under rates Who under what? He's never Oh Is this the guy that makes the donuts?

Yeah Who underestimates Tim Duncan? A lot of people It's the same thing with like Steph Curry Right for one.

When you're, when you're good, when you're not good at doing, when you're not, when you're not, because the people that are in the conversations of the people that are, ruling the highest and doing the best dunks. Do you think people underestimate Steph Curry? Look at people's top fives. He's barely ever in them. He's, I wouldn't, I would not, I would not consider him a top five, but he's like right after. He's right after that. He's not top five.

I would, I would definitely put him in top. But he is, he is arguably the most influential. one to basketball player of a time. I would say that, but he's not to five. And he's got four chips. I mean, I think he's, I think he's, I mean, the four ships is, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't what puts you him somebody in a go. Because, like, people, I, I, I absolutely think that Steph Curry is like fifth best

player ever, if not like sixth. But that's only because of the, but he's not, he's not a great defensive player, but he is an unbelievable offensive player. And if you're not a good defensive player, I cannot put you up one of the goats. I'm sorry. I just can't. I can't because so many of them are amazing offensive players and then demonic defensive players, A.E. Kobe Bryant.

Kobe Bryant is an amazing offensive player, but he is an unbelievable talent on defense. Yeah, to me, like unbelievable talent on defense. Yeah, Kobe is. Chamberlain, same thing with Magic Johnson. Same thing with Michael Jordan. They're not. They're in top 10 for me, but I wouldn't put him in top of life.

don't put Will Chamberlain up top five? I think Will I feel like he's just by default. By default, he's just. He's playing against white folk. That's why he's going to get white folk and they weren't ready for him. That's the one thing. I just, I can't get like to score 100 points of the game.

Shut up. Shut up. The thing is this is like the game. Shut up. Like you remember, you remember the first, the first heavyweight black boxer? I forgot his name something.

Jake Jackson or something like that. I'm not going to stop. It was it was really funny because it was really funny because of the fact that. Yeah. Big meaty stinks. Canola Joe reloaded. This is super funny. It's super funny. He went into boxing. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide deals and earn four times of points. Look for in-store tags to earn on eligible items from Celsius, Body Armor,

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All of the white professional boxers were like, we don't want to fight. We're not going to, well, we're not going to sully our hands fighting. You say there were no mailboxes? All the white mailboxes, all the white mailboxes. I know what he meant. We're not going to. That's what I meant. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. And he was like, I'm not going to selling my hands fighting them. And then he went in a ring and he nearly killed eight people. They were just not prepared to fight him. And it's so funny. because he was fucking, he would fight him and he would go in the ring in his life. It's like the 1950s, 60s where he was bringing the white bitches in the ring to kiss upon him after the Wii won. And I'm like, this is so dangerous.

He definitely got people killed. Like, his act has definitely led to, like, them going into places and burning down establishments. Oh, sure. Yeah, selfishly, it's probably got enough to innocent people killed just because they wanted to take the anger out on a black person. And they can't do it to him. They'll just get beat to death. So they're like. But this.

like that kind of thing where like Will is definitely great but he was compared to like you know we we sweet we can look back at uh yeah at old American basketball and see so that that makes me the go just by that makes him the go by default I don't care how good or bad he was at playing

basketball that's a lot of partner Joe I'm going to butt fuck the president with a mortar gay actor Rosebud delicious Hassan yelling unlimited power as his dog explodes sorry I can I had a burrito trained her wrong as a joke she ain't even know it Heath reminded of a Yu-Gi-O card

Gids the real Kings and Jameson who went missing in 2005 You should all dress up as an Oreo cookie Hard Hat Peepee John Otto take him to the Matthews Bridge That's fire That's my generation by Limbiscuit The intro goes hard dude The fucking drum intro

John Otto It's sick It's sick Yeah I don't know it actually Or I don't remember Just a good good drum groove It just sounds cool. Yeah.

Going back in time to call Marvin Gay, Marvin Queer. Obama, when he met Michelle, be like, oh, let me be queer. The power of the cum in the penis of my ass. He spelled penis with a U, by the way. PINUS. PINUS. Jesus. EA sports.

It's in the sand. It is. It is. So stupid. in the sand. At Starbucks That's so egregious. At Starbucks Drive-Thru to get my gimp Get my gimp a pup cup.

The Outer Wild is a phenomenal game that'll stay with you forever. Play it. Oh, that was always. And it's just slurs. You slurs, I can't say. Sweeney, why you put up, why you put those fuck-ass turtles in MTG?

All the Nita turtles are going to be a magic gathering. Of course. That's crazy. Is magic the gathering just Yeah, it's Oh, they're shilling out. They're shilling out hard and they're about, I'm sure they're going to shell out. I'm going to put it in and they're going to sell. I'm like 100% sure.

I'm wondering what's going on because actually, Raid Shadow Legends just partnered with the turtles. So this is like some like Viacom shit going on or something. I knew their new movies coming out soon. Okay, so they're just throwing probably their IP and whatever they get the hands on. I mean, I adore the Ninja Turtles. There's never going to be a reality where I'm like, oh no, more than the the turtles is bad because I love the turtles.

So I don't know. I definitely, I saw the new one. It was for kids and I respected it for what it is. And I was like, I that's fun and I'm happy little, like my nephews love it. So I'm,

hey dude, showing them one of my favorite things ever is cool. I'm always down with that. That's gay. Yeah. That's crazy. It is a little bit. One day you guys will find things to be happy about too.

Maybe not Chris, but you will dare. I'm looking for it. You look like you could use a fucking lamp. Can you guys share? the propeller hat, cardboard pie, be the John Brown you wish to see in the world. Department of Horror, what the fuck?

What that mean? Big Dick Randy coming back on Halloween. I don't know what any of it. I don't know what any of that means. What's today? Please just call me for my birthday. Oh, he gives his number. Oh.

If not, I'll make it my last. No. That's crazy. I think, yeah, this will be difficult. We'll call you after, and we'll do it alive on this. show but not before sorry journalists uh but battlefield six is fun as fuck cock cheese crumbs i love that when chris introduced the hasan dog news he said i'm not even telling the truth that was funny uh if you if you don't put eat pussy from the back you're not hungry enough goon devil man without come swine

has true sight and that's why he can see his dad uh that's crazy true sight means you can see to the ethere, like, true sight is like things that people can see in other dimensions. Like you can't, they can't be a few illusions that they can see a spirit. I don't know what, I don't know what any of that means. Damn, I forgot you don't, you don't like things that are cool. Sorry, my apology. I'll get out of here. Life begins in the balls. Most stable UE5 game is Sonic Racing Crossworld, Smitchie the Kid, Bend My Dick, Come In or Snatch,

Robo-Sweeno Vision. The Democrats are turning me trans at night. C profile picture. Hamster in a sock is now plus five after extensive use. Izzy, I know you're listening to this. I want my fucking dog back, you vapid sow. Blonde-haired, green-eyed Zimbabwean, man

competing with the German guy for racism. Yush. What do we got here? What the fuck is this? Lode. Hansen. What is this? Hansen, Dubut. Dick in my butt. Du butt. Dumy in the butt.

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that sucks so trash that sucks didn't they do like No, is it them? Some weird band, you know that Bella Chow, like fascist song? Yeah. Some band like that. Oh, Chumba Wamba did a cover of that song, like forever ago. Chamba? Of course they did.

Dude, isn't that crazy? Of course they did. I forgot that bad example. Bella Chow, Bella Chau, Bella Chow. He takes a whiskey drink. He takes a vodka drink. You remember that fucking bullshit? I get knocked down.

And I get up again. I get knocked down, but I love Hitler still. I never go. I shit my pants. And I do knock it up. I'm going to keep shit my pants. I shit my pants. Shitting the night away.

I'm not gay, but they don't let me in the gym anymore. Craig the Canadian Last month I almost died from pneumonia You very well could have had a dead person in the name reads Well, God willing It's your boy Shawnee D And yes Chris I am a soulless ginger who's defiantly going to hell

Game Shot Coming TM change your name Chris Nice Not bad At Grok is this true The Bubonic Plague actually did come from China La Malle Yeah well you know

It is what it is At a certain point History is so distant that like at a certain point history gets so distant so as to be basically fictional anyway to me so like if you told me that like the bubonic plague came from china i'd be like sure this is a big any difference in me right now like sure did it now you know i don't believe you but i don't disbelieve you either i'm just like am i maybe yeah maybe there's some rat i can't with the bubonic play i can't dismiss it that would be difficult to i can't dismiss it no it's like uh it's like

Hassan's electrified dog where it's just like I don't know if he I don't know if he shocked Yeah Is it likely Yeah

Maybe not actually But at the same time Is it weird? Like I can't rule it out completely I can't roll it out completely I can't roll it out completely I think it's more likely that he had He had one of those collars

You know the spike collars where like It's like a little thing here And then like he presses a button And then a spike like quickly Pokes him in the neck Like deep like really like all the way Yeah It goes to the other side

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Should I kill myself? Drip M.H. Lord of all drip. Good vibrations by the Beach Boys. I'm dicking up. I'm dicking up some, I'm dicking up male gibrations. He's giving me the dick I crave sons.

Get a bucket and a mop for this bust-ass artery. Oh my. God. That's wild. That's, that's pretty crazy. That's unique. I haven't heard that one. I got to say,

No, I have not. Obi is unique. It's definitely unique. I give it that. Obie won't you blow me Kremlin to Grumlin. Can Sweeney go on a calorie deficit, please? Chris is in the top five workers of all time.

Jason Horhees. Derek Humor would have instead of, oh, Derek, humor would be like, what if instead of Game of Thrones? It was called Gay of Thrones. And they sat on a giant, Peas.

Look at him wheezing. You got him. It's the iron throat is a giant giant. You guys, you guys shit on me. This thing is this. At least I'm a little higher up. No, it's not better. It's not better.

Do you think people would be reluctant to fucking sit on the penis throne? They're like, ah, I think culturally, I think culturally it would have got absorbed into it. They'd be like, this is just, this is part of becoming a.

king. You got to sit on a fat fucking cock all the way down. You pretty much can't you pretty much can't leave the throw because if you stand up all your insides of fall on. So once you're committed. They got to put a, they put like a essentially like a cup

inside their own asshole to keep their insiders in after they sit on this giant penis. That's crazy. Like a cork? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the cork. all right we can go about our business and they're just their fucking wide at the bottom that giant penis got me

you know gay of thrones I've heard that before but the the idea of the penis throne is actually pretty good it really sells it yeah it does a lot of legging legging legwork legwork the legwork

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That's too mad, I'm pretty sure. Or like, not too mad. Who the fuck is it? It's some guy, some other guy. I'm sure it was probably a lot of people. Too mad is dead. But yeah. Too mad is dead.

I've used, I used, I used Omega one time actually for a video. It just flashed back where I think I was wearing that Miles Morales mask and then just doing stupid shit because I wonder if I still have that video. I'm going to look it up after. I don't know if I still have it. I'd probably deleted. It was probably sucked.

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very cool there's come literally it's like the episode of SpongeBob with the paint yeah yeah yeah yeah there is come literally every he gets the bathroom

pregnant that's how much he fucking comes a little that's ridiculous I'm maybe fall about the wall Ian Watkins finally riding the karma train to hell absolute snark tank suine is a good person

uh Das goopy Hassan's dog played electro and no way home well Hassan did neutrality means that you don't really care because the struggle goes on even when you're not there also you're gay young Colin bungee jumping with no rope

what is this that's just jumping it's killing this it's not even it's a nice way of saying it I guess wide neck would have tanked it Nikki Ziggi got my Charlie Kirk costume it's just a ghost costume with an extra hole in the neck. I've heard this one before. Some of those. Guy

watching Chris's stream and eating ketchup off a plate by hand. In honor of Halloween, you guys should do a home invasion. Sure, man. Happy Halloween! Give me your funds! Give me your goods! Just

smashing all their shit and just taking what you perceive to be valuable. I like that. Probably not much. Standing in the showers. I want to make a I want to make a movie about people that break into people's homes and instill their guns. They break it at home. They put a gun at, give me your gun.

It was like, all right, cool. It takes the gun and he'll leave. I still think that there's like, there's something in the bit about two school shooters showing up to the same school on the same day at the same time. There's a, there's a joke there. And being like, oh, well, this is awkward. One of us should change. That joke's been in my head for like years. And I really love it.

and I want to see it real. Maybe Sora can help me. Yeah, yeah. I think, I think it needs to be, it needs to be followed up with a kid that's also in the Jenner's office

while they're hearing about that. And he never knows who did it. Oh, you know, it should be, it should be like one kid tries to be a hero, but then another kid tries to be a hero at the same time.

And they're like, well, which one? Do you want to, you want to? Yeah, what do we? Yeah, because I kind of,

kind of, kind of, because I don't want to do it really anymore. I'm kind of scared now. And I'm talking about it. And then two Yuvaldi and then two separate Yuvaldi police officers show up. Standing in the showers, everybody stab, everybody stab my heart out. Candice Owens' pussy got a grip like a, like a retard petting a rabbit. First of all, relax.

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