The Snark Tank - #367: Gay Stuff For Money

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

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So he is, he will not be able to return to us. Yep. until he's resurrected by some sort of, I don't know, dumb Puerto Rican magic, fucking, I don't know, some Arawaking magic

that he asked my grandma where to get it from and she was like, oh, right here. I have a feeling he'll resurrect during the Super Bowl

for some fucking reason. That he'll be there. Yeah, there's not be able to say a single word of the songs but he'll just be like there and it would just be like, he'll be there

looking frightened and screaming in the middle of the stage while fucking, completely nude while bad bunny's fucking singing about how much he loves Puerto Rico and dancing yeah that's just fucking screaming he's fucking like the most harrowing scream you can ever imagine and everyone's acting like nothing's happening like

everyone cheering they're just going and people are cheering he's screaming he's screaming he's screaming he's screaming uh welcome to the starting podcast It is me today. I'll be your host. Tom Sweeney is also, I'm also here with my fellow co-host,

Derek Blackman. Cheers. Before we get into it, remember to go to patreon.com, that snark tank. Drop us a little dollars. One dollar munches or the access to ad reads. Early access.

No ads, man. That's great. Five months gets you a question asked. $50 months is going to be changed recently. I don't want to spoil it for you, but it's going to be something cool. And the $25 a month gets your name,

dyslexing where at the end. But unfortunately, it has to be me today. Oh, fuck. This is what they pay the big bucks for, man. They want you to read that shit. But hey, so nothing funny has happened. Everyone is still kind of harping on Hassan's dog being turned into fucking, I don't know, Miles Morales.

Yeah. So other than that, there's nothing really going on. Brother, it's back and I keep seeing. Every time I log on Twitter, which isn't often, but it's just a on the for you page, it's a back and forth. It is conclusive. He probably didn't do anything by some stupid dog expert, but then another,

I was just like, this is, this is so fucking gay, dude. I think it just looks really bad. I think that's where I stand on it. This looks really bad, 100%. Like at,

at best, this does not look good. Yeah, to me, at the very, at the very, like, least,

I could just say, I know we said it probably in the other podcast is that, maybe it's a little bit weird that his dog can't just like lay on the ground or something, because that's, that was his explanation. I'm like, nigga, let the dog lay on the ground. It's not like it gets laying on the ground for 10 fucking hours.

Maybe it just wants to lay on the ground for 30 fucking minutes. I think, I think to give him a benefit of the doubt, I think he's like trying to train it to like be still. Well, he said his explanation was it's a big dog laying on the ground's bad for its bones and, you know, big dogs get arthritis pretty fast. That's what he said. And I'm just saying, at least I'm not, I'm no, obviously I'm no dog expert, but I'm like, I think if the dog, I'm assuming. me if it wants to lay on the ground, it probably wants to cool off because the ground is cold. You know, it's a hardwood floor. So it probably just wants to cool off. I'm like, let it cool off for a minute. I think the thing is that like, this is for me. What coming when I had my dog and I was training it,

you can't break its routines, unfortunately. You can't. If you want it to be somewhere, you have to train it to be that place. You know, like if your dog is a dog that's supposed to be not on the couch, right? Letting it on a couch once undoes all the work you let before of it not being on a couch. See, I think dogs should be on the couch, though. I have no problem with dogs when a couch. Maybe not the bed. Bed, maybe not. The couch, I was fine with it. The problem is I let my dog sleep in my bed before and it became a problem until she didn't want to sleep anywhere else. She got used to sleep beside me. And it was just like it was, she was well trained. I got to walk out of leech, but she just wanted to be in a bed with me. Yeah, I get that. That's not okay,

because then I moved and she was sad in the bed by herself. Yeah, the, I guess the, the, the, the, there's the anxiety, the dogs can get a lot of anxiety. Because also if you pamper them too much, it's also kind of a fucking problem. So I understand that. But I think all in all that it's pretty clear that Hassan sexually abused that dog. I think it's pretty,

I think it's self-evident from everything that we've seen, right? He uses the electrocution to silence the dog from when it actually wants to speak out to the Twitch audience. The dog's very intelligent. the dog's like it sees the audience and it sees how many people are watching and it's like oh I'm being right and then like he's like no no dog don't tell them and he shocks them like really hard unlimited power type shit and uh that's the the real story that uh not not enough people are talking about that he's clearly attracted to the dog and um he thinks he's just making sweet love to

the dog but we we obviously have laws against that um in in california and he's that's what he's doing. And I, it's deplorable, but, you know, he's rich. Will rich people get away with everything? I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

What's the matter? I can't even. You can't, you can't handle the truth, right? I haven't dissociated like that in a while. You can't handle the truth. Is that what it is? Like maybe like a beating in fourth grade. I haven't like genuinely went somewhere else like this.

You're, You're fucking, who's that short nigger that flowing the Maverick? What's his name again? Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. You can't handle the truth, man. That's what's happening right now. Clearly I can't.

I dropped some fucking bombs on you. Yeah, he did. And you're like, oh, this is scary. I don't want to talk about. Some bombs on me, Gaza. Like, I don't know. I don't want to talk about what we clearly saw on camera, but we all clearly saw with our own eyes. You sound like all of them.

You're like all of them. I was actually, oh, this is an interesting question. I would have to ask you because Chris wouldn't understand this because he's dumb. But there's a very serious argument talking about how rap music has no longer pop music. It's actually out of the zeitguise of popular music for the most part. And do you think that's true?

I think it's clearly true. But I think when I think about the most popular artist right now, I think it is technically true. I think it's out of the papas. I think what let me really understand it was how clips dropped an album that like is unanimously well received. And no one bought it. No one bought it. Not a person bought it.

I bought it. Sure. And I bought I bought it. I bought Alfred. I bought Joey Badd's new album. And then it was like, these records sold 9,000 copies that are opening week.

And it's like, yeah. That's definitely not. People, right now I feel like rap, like is going through what new metal went through a long time ago where people who are, because there's a lot of people at there, like, oh, that shit fell off and it was just like that. It's whatever.

The show still sell out. Those artists still have full support of people. Those shows are always going to sell out. But when it comes to like the airwaves, new metal fucking died. Like, you know, it's, it's trying to make a comeback a little bit. You know?

New metal, my introduction to new metal was queen of the damned. And I'm sure that was not how you get introduced in new metal at all. I'm sure that's because I was like, oh, this music is gay. gay music. I was like, oh, this is like, not even like insults and like, oh, this is music for homosexual people to go to raves. That's fine for what it is. Listen, I'm not going to listen to this. I think that I think that is the beauty of new metal. And this is the one thing that annoys me. I was just watching, um, red letter media. They

were reviewing Freddie versus Jason. And it was a, look, it was a, it was a, the review was great because it hit every beat that I agree with were, The people that are critiqued in that movie, it's like, what the fuck did you expect it to be? It says it in the title. They're just fighting each other. It's not supposed to be some good. I have seen that movie every, I feel like every year I see that movie. Dude, it's great.

It's great. It's great. There was an outside movie that was going on, like two, a year ago and me only want to see it outside. And then Kelly Rowland drops the F slur randomly. And people were. cheering and I was like I just love it too because she's like a super Christian woman too

that's why it was like yeah of course it was great seeing her in these in these horror film genres where I'm like I don't think I don't think your Lord and Savior would really appreciate this but hey whatever you know I was like man I was uh

it's interesting um interesting choice of words here Mrs. Roland you're still very beautiful so I'm going to allow you to say whatever you want but those movies were those movies were in when he turns into the giant roach that crawls down the dude's throat

after he smoked, I was like, what is happening? And then Jason slaps him in half. It's so, it was basically, it was everything I wanted it to be, especially me being, into metal, the fucking soundtrack that, that supported it. And Jay from Red of the Media had to take a dig at the soundtrack

and like was shitting on new metal. And I'm like, how could you understand? how corny this movie is and how great it is at the same time that it is the corny. That's what actually makes it charming, but also not understand that for New Metal. And that's what pissed me off. It was just that little comment he made. It's like his hipster vibe-ness, like Jay is like such a fucking hipster.

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of um they're rees what was that going to do stop myself tune in next time to see if i do it again spoiler i will wow that had everything reases suspense reases except and understand that yes this music is trash that's what makes it great like that's the thing that's weird how he doesn't understand that I under, I don't know anyone personally that maybe when they were 14 years old, they're like, this music really speaks to me or some shit. Then they grew out of it. Me, I was a self-aware the entire time. I was like, this movie, this music is fucking cringe. And it sounds good, though.

And growing up and I'm like, I still go back to it. And I understand that disturbed crying and being like, where I'm fucking shiggin it? Like, that shit's stupid. But it's, that's what I don't understand why people don't understand. that. Like, Limp Biscuit was never supposed to be cool. Like, what do you say? I think the problem, the problem comes from people hating that version of themselves that liked it. I think that's what it comes from. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, because I agree that. I look back on, um, on anime in general. That's how I feel with anime in general. I think anime in general is, I think, I think that if you slap Asian association on any form of media, people will absorb it in a way more favorable way than if you don't. I agree with that. I really do believe that as much as I am a fan of a lot of Asian media, the way people talk about it when it's from there is different.

It is like you instantly see it. You're like, oh, this, if this thing was written by Americans the same exact way, pot for pot, be for beat, it would not get the same reception. It was written by British. We're going to get the same reception. I actually agree with that. I 100% agree with that. And it sounds really terrible because of the fact that that's what them, that group

uses to be prejudiced. And it's really unfortunate. But I think like really like it's true. Like I think there are a lot of movies. Like I'll put it like this, right? People will people will talk trash about everything that comes out. This movie is the MCU stuff. They'll talk trash about MCU stuff all day long, which it deserves critiques.

It does. It's become fairly trash. Yeah. But then we'll read One Piece and watch an episode of One Piece. And it's like how how are you going to you going to tell? me this. I've had a one piece has been way more trash and it's been good actually I know that because I recently caught up I am actually caught up one piece right now. Why do you hate yourself? I've been reading since I was seven. Yeah, maybe it's time to stop. I can't. That is way too that is way to that is

legit sunken cost. If I're like if I stop reading one piece now I've wasted 20 years of my life. No way I'm stopping. All right man. I'm just on the train. It just feels like. it's never going to end purposefully for people like you. It's just, it's going to end and it's going to be disappointing no matter what. And I'm just interested to see what it's going to be. What's the main character's name, Loopy? Luffy. He's the worst, he's the worst part of this show to me now.

So if you got like, if you got raped to death, would that be a problem? Yeah, it would be a problem. But it would also, like, I'd laugh. I'd laugh. I'd be like, like, it definitely caught me off guard. But like some, I don't know, black beard or whatever, fucking just like eats his ass too Harden and fucking, you know, he's just, he's dead. He rapes him to death.

He fucks him and he comes in him and he says he's a rubber. He gets all inflated. He deflates out. It comes out of his ears, nose and eyes and shit. Did those pirate niggas, did they have powers before or did they gain them or something? There was those powers in the series. Okay. Since the very beginning, there has been like powers.

Is it like chi or key or something? What is it? It's called devil fruit. really yeah there are fruits that have magical abilities and they're like explaining what they are now finally you know 20 years in but i think that series solves some of a problem the same movie that game of throne just clearly suffered with is that you start writing things with you're one person and then they go on for so long but it's same thing with dragon ball by the time you get to this point now the writer's like i'm really bored with these old concepts now i kind of don't want to because now he's like the show is like very like it's very leftist propaganda like progressive freeing the world, destroying the olarchy kind of a series. It's become that. It always had hints of like freedoms like that.

But now like clearly you can tell like, oh, this guy is like an anti-fucking governmental establishment person. Like straight up. He doesn't like that shit. Hmm. But it wasn't that at first. It was a kind of a jolly adventure at first. And now it's just like,

nah, fuck the rich. They suck. They suck. They're making things suck. And it's like, well, you can tell he's, there's one piece one. there's part two of the series clearly, which has a different focus. And I think that it just turns into that when you're like Game of Thrones.

I'm sure Jojar Martin is probably like, I don't care about these characters anymore, really. I'm kind of done. I mean, I'm kind of like, they were cool at first, but now I want to like write something different, but I can't. Right. If he put anything out, if he gave a shit still, you would think that his, the new book would have been out by now. I think he has so much said on his plate to be able to like.

to put it out and like really, like, no matter what it is, it's going to be disappointing to people, and that's fine. That is okay. The problem is that the show ended so poorly that he's like... On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea, the band tea, from the last show your favorite band ever played.

You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is. Same T, from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever.

See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught than heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, now, you finally get the chance to take back home for good this time.

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Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Reese's suspense. Rees. How do I, how do I, how do I re-secure this bag?

I feel like that's the, it's, it seems like it would be a blessing for him. The show ended so pissed poorly. The bar is so low for it to just be a good, like a good book. Literally not to mention there's another book after this. I mean, there's wins and then songs. So you got, there's two more books. I mean, you think that nigger's going to be alive? You think the estate's going to finish that shit or something?

Look, man, it's going to be the same thing as Dune. He's going to die and then his son's going to pick it up and his son's going to shit the bad. His son is going to be like, why are their guns? Bro. Why are their guns in that? What are the guns come from? Bro, artists can't get out of their own way sometimes, man. Like I in a low level, you know, artist as a low level artist, like I come, I understand it.

I mean, we see it in, uh, and in our peers. We see it in Chris Raygun, particularly people would always make fun of him for, uh, like releasing something every fucking blue moon or some shit. Like they were just like always shit on him because he just. His last upload has been a while, dude. I get it, man. I get when you create things, you really like you're, you're your greatest critic, you know, to a problematic degree. And it's, it makes sense.

that you're just like, I'm going to make this thing as good as possible. And it's like, dude, just, just it's easy to say this because I have some stuff from the same problems. Right. Like, I've, I've, I've shouldn't have written out YouTube videos and I'm like, I don't want to put this out anymore. Yeah. My biggest problem is that I don't, I don't think my, I don't, I've always felt like what

I'm saying is not important enough for me to like sit down and expect somebody to watch a 30 minute video about me making something. That has been my biggest problem. The truth is, no one cares. Like, why most of the truth is that. that is the truth, but you have to master the art of ignoring that part.

It's what I'm experimenting with right now with that Rick Blackman channel. It has been it has been fucking difficult to first of all finish after I've done talking. My immediate thought is who fucking cares?

Like, especially since someone's already said this. That's you. That's you also. So you finish, well, you finish all this work. And then you are aware of what you said. You're like, that's dumb. Who cares about this? It's dumb.

So then you have to fight that urge to ignore it. And then one of the things is just uploading it and then going to the next project. That is the hardest thing. I will check the fruits of the labor later. But right as of right now, it's just grinding and putting something up. And I need to start doing that with my music projects, bro. I'm sitting on almost 10 music projects that are just unfinished. They're on the cusp of being finished, but they're unfinished.

And it's like, bro. one song has been finished for two fucking years and you know what I've tried to remix it for two years and I can't get a better mix than this one that I did two years ago and it's pissing me off because there's one problem with the mix and trying to fix that one problem didn't work either so I pretty much I think I've surrendered I'm like I'm just going to release this version of it but that's crazy it's been two years

I don't do it's for me for me when it comes to me I'm not a musician at all. I have like a very, very, very, very, like, low level understanding of music in general. Like, I know how to play strings on a guitar. I can play up and up to scale on a guitar and I can go up and on a scale on a guitar and I know how to play. I know keys on the piano. I know what I'm supposed to be doing. Sure.

But for me, it's like when I make the idea of making music, like if I was a musician and I made an album that I really, really, really my heart and soul into, people were like, oh, I don't like it. And people like me were talking shit about it. I would come up to the house. Like, all right, come outside right now. Fight me right now. I don't know how people can do it. I know you can be a musician and do that.

It's like, I just don't. It's, I don't have the power. I don't have the, I don't have the matured to be like, thank you for critiquing my music. I'd be like, dude. It's a, it's, it's, it's, it's, it comes, it just, you know, yeah, comes to the territory. To me, the most annoying thing that I've experienced is when people are trying to give me unsolicited advice on like, say, mixing. and the thing is there will be professionals.

I mean, people who are masters at their craft that do similar things. And I'm like, why are you not critiquing them? Because they have the credentials. So like, somebody will say like, oh, the vocals are too low. And I'm like, all right, this isn't, this can't be, what I need to say, can't be said in just a quick little text because it depends on what you're listening on. If your bass could be drowning out the highs and drowning out the vocals.

If you have a boost, there's so many factors that depending on what you're listening, Also, sometimes it is a actual decision that you make personally because when you, when you rose them up, it just didn't sound that good to you. And there's so many factors that go into it, but people say this like as if this is objective truth. Like, oh. And I'm like, brother. Imagine here now. Imagine imagine being, imagine being LeBron and having fucking niggas like Stephen A talking shit about you. It's like what?

Or people like, forget, skip, skip. Skip. Bayless that is fucking done nothing. People talking trash about you and you're like, I have more skill in my body than every person that's related to you. Right, like the tip of his penis. LeBron's penis could fucking outball

like any of these niggas, dude. Like it's, it's. Well, maybe not, maybe, maybe not Shannon. In shape Shannon was a freak. Young Shannon was an anomaly. He didn't get injured. he probably, well, he was still in the Hall of Fame, actually. It's really fortunate. His brother getting in the end. It was actually truly sad because she's like, my brother was better at me in every single way.

Brother was better than me. He was a more superior to me. Skip, better than every way. Fasge was all blacker. Yeah, I don't know. Is Shannon Sharp still not that bullshit? Is that still? Well, so, man, I just, I, from what I looked into, I'm just not so.

I feel greatly. disappointed with Shannon because it it's even though so young she was so much younger it's even there was other reports that came out there's other things like the biggest thing it's like say with the Hassan situation

if there are when there's smoke there's fire dig into other stuff is there other examples of him abusing animals or something look into that with Shannon Sharp there's other women have come out and said some iffy things now the thing is you know him settling out of court

is not an omission of guilt, but also it's not not. It's like, it's one of those things. It's like not only was she young as shit like compared to him. It's, it's the implications on did you actually fucking assault her, bro? And that she's claiming that. It's one of those things to where she's young as shit compared to us. Yes. I mean, yes.

That's what's basically. Sure. She is 12 years younger than me. and I'm I'm the youngest in this group and she's 12 people are going to meet

sure it's not look it that is crazy that means that she she's much younger than his kids I imagine that was probably one of the biggest like how devastating that was

for his kids and it was daughter worked with on the what was it undisputed oh no he's undisputed yeah she was working his own thing yeah

Yeah. She's probably working with Shee She, I imagine. I can't imagine seeing that that's got to be, I mean, every once in a while when you see shit like that, you can't, like, me and Jojo watch night day fiancee, you know, we have like that one slop fucking show we watch. And there's that right now, some old ass nigga that, well, he's not, he's like, he's not a brother. But dating a black woman from Paris, you know, got her, he got himself a nice little honey from Paris, knocked her up and shit. So she's, she secured the bag. And then the fucking daughter is beefing with the fucking girl because no shit. They're like around the same fucking age. I'm just like doing that shit to your family is crazy.

It's one of those things like it's so selfish. It's like, brother, you don't need to. And then they'll try to say some shit like, oh, but I love her. Shannon don't even have that excuse. That clearly was just transactional, clearly transactional. He can't even fall back on that shit. I don't know, man. I just, I don't, I don't know.

I'm someone that's very much so averse to the age thing, whereas like the moment we can't talk about similar, like the moment where I cannot even, because me and Lillian are from different parts of the country and we're from different cultures, right? We're already, we're already differ from that, right? So that's a, that's a bit of separation. I could not imagine us also being from straight up very different age groups. To me, I'd be like, what is, what do we talk about now? Like, what do we have in common? because I think the internet kind of mens that thing, you know, that,

that wave kind of gets settled by the internet. I think it does tremendously. But, yeah, but still, it's, there, he's not internet guy really, you know,

like, no, he's a, when you're talking about Shannon Sharp versus, uh, what, what, this chick would be considered gen Z,

right? She's 20, she'd be, I think he'd be 26 now. When you're talking about. Because I think when they first started hooking up, she was Nike 19. No,

no, No, no, like, I think she. No, no, she's much younger. Because I think whatever it is, I can't remember what it is. No, she's probably, she's, she's, she ain't mid-20s yet, I imagine. She's probably like, she's probably like 22, 23 or something. I should verify that, but, dude, they, she, I remember, um, yeah, but it was, it was, it's, it was just so crazy. Because for that example, the, yeah, the internet's not bridging that gap.

at all. Not for Shannon Sharp being in this 50. No, fuck no. There are like, say for example, like, let's see, I'm 37, Jojo's 30. Now, there's a gap there's a gap, but. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage

band tea, not just a tea, the band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then, your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same T from the same tour, still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See, the things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship

foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home. For good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music.

Podcasts. And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses.

Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. There's literally within our interest, zero gaps. That makes sense, right? Sometimes I even think, like, I'm like, oh, you watched that? Like, oh, you caught that show? But I do that this.

I do that with you guys. Every once in a while when I'm thinking about certain shows that I'm like, oh, I watched this when I was a kid. I was like, and I'm thinking like, oh, you guys must have been super, super young, but also not like the shows, it's not like they disappear. That's true, right? But like, you know, Shannon Sharp being a 50 son man from the South in America. Oh, dude, let me tell you something. This is clearly like, when I was in my late 20, when I was in my late 20s, so I was probably like almost 30 or something like that.

I had a conversation with like, it was like a neighbor's like daughter or something like that. We're all outside talking. And this was the first time that I, what was I heard, bet in the in the way that it's used now. And so that's,

to me, that's the thing, the differences when I, when I can tell that. Where you heard bet is what I mean. So growing up, bet was not, that was not an affirmation.

because that's how bet is used now. Like an, all right, bet. And like an affirmation. Growing up, bet was a challenge. Like you wanted to bet someone. You'd be like, bet.

Like literally, so somebody says like, oh, that's how growing up my entire life. Am I tripping or have I thought those met the same thing? No. No. All right.

Bet would that, no, it's an, because like, I heard her say bet and I was like, bet like that doesn't even make sense in this conversation. I was like, bet what?

And then like I literally did it. I think I'm in the middle. It's been an affirmation and also a, what you call a challenge for me in my life. To me, it was, I've heard it from both sides where it's like, oh, bet, like. Now, look, it could be one of those things, like, say, regional. That's how it was. But like from my region, it never was that. It was never that.

It was never the affirmation like, all right, cool. Like, I bet. It was never that. So I was confused. And that was that generational gap thing because now that's normal for the younger generations to where I was like, oh, shit. It was the first time I realized that I was like, this person is really young because they're using

terminologies that I have no, like, I'm the old person that I don't understand this new slang that is universal now. And then I caught on after. And that makes sense, you know, because I guess it's different. If you're just interacting with like not to, not to, you know,

not to give credence to it. Because that's something I have, I have a lot of problems with that. But I guess if your interaction is just sheerly physical, surely physical, I guess that could be ignored in a way that it can be ignored because it's like, I'm not, I'm not here to talk to you. Why the fuck are we talking about that when Shannon Sharp clearly was just hitting that because she's a young fucking whore essentially.

I mean, like, then that's real because she was on only fans. You know what I'm saying? It doesn't make a horror for no reason. Exactly. It doesn't make you a horror exactly, but I understand what you mean. Well, I mean, for, for like it, it does make you, that is your, if you're selling yourself, that is what it's concerned for. It's like there's sluts out there that fuck for free,

and I appreciate that. That's cool. But they ain't no whores, right? They're not doing no transactional shit. They're just for the love of the game, which I don't even hate on that shit. If dudes can do it, I don't say why women can't do it either.

I don't give a fuck. Hey, man, I'm down. I'm 100% pro using your body to make money, especially as a woman. Oh, I don't even have, yeah. To me, a horse is not supposed. I know it's a derogative. I know it's derogative.

I understand that. I'll use it derogatively. two sometimes, but my reposition is make your money. Are you fucking serious? Like, if you have the means to make a bag, come on. Look, men are so trash.

Men are so truly trash that if you can succeed off of their backs, please do it. I have. I really, I really, I, myself, I am one of the most or more upstanding dudes I know relationship wise. And I've been shit. I have been shit.

And I am one of the. better ones I know. That is what makes it crazy. I have been a shithead to women at times. Not even like in CDC, not like Manosphere S where it's like I'm trying to manipulate them. Yeah. But just simply in a process of existing as a young man in a world I've been in, I've been shit to women. I have. I've been. And I respect them. My heart respects them. Imagine dudes that don't have that innate like, yeah, I try to understand their struggles. Like no. Take their money. Take their money. Take everything. marry an old dude that's rich and then he dies and you take all this stuff and you live a great life.

Yeah, I can't get to do that. Do that. Do that. Do it, man. Me and Jojo even joked about like, hey, why don't you go, you know, like pretend you're not married and go go, go, uh, what it. Like one of those, uh, become the fine dom, I think they call it, financial domination. You ever heard of that? That's great.

I know what that is. Yeah. So like they, people just spin or I should say people, men spend massive amounts of money. on women and that gets them off and I'm like that is the craziest thing I want that where is where is this rich gay guy that just wants to spend money on me are you fucking for real would you would you enter a physical relationship with a gay man that is paying for every single thing in your lifestyle uh if I and the physical relationship though so but he is paying you and he's a relatively good looking guy like he's like he's like a

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He's a very attractive man, too, but he is, you, you are, you are his, you are his, his, his, his, his, pretty much. Listen, man, um, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, unfortunately, like, I want to, I want to, I want to lean into the bit and be like, of course, but like, see, but, for real, like, for real, like, if it has to do with, like, me getting butt fucked fucking. I don't that's like that I draw I draw the line like I can't dude I just the most I can probably like look at like if I would have to talk I would have to talk to Joe about I beg your Jojo like this guy just wants me to like jack him off once a day and he's going to give me like fucking $10,000 a week like I feel like she'd be like all right like bro that's kind of that's kind of crazy but it is $10,000 a week just for really what you're doing I really do not think that I think genuinely I think genuinely for real yeah that would do destroy relationship. You think so? I think it was because I think at the end of the day. Why? You think I would start getting into it or what? No, your wife would be like, my husband is beaten. Because that's actually worse. What do you mean is worse? What do you say? No, it's actually to have no sexual feelings, but then doing the act. Like, that is actually, I think that's a way worse. I think it's way worse because then you're just doing it for money. You're just selling what you believe in for

money actually. Well, see, because the thing is, I don't think there's so, like, literally, morally, I don't think there's anything wrong with doing that. Like, it's just more of the same time as like, what do you stand for? Like, what do you stand for at this moment? You're just, you're just, you're just, like, you're just jagged off completion bust in the side of your face. You'd be like, thank you. Hey, I didn't say, I didn't say that I'll make sure I'll make sure I get the check to you. And he like, he gives you like a nice hand check afterwards and his dick still out. And you got to like, all right, man, see it later. You got to walk off.

You got to freaking get your moist towelette and clean off the side of your face. Part of your hair is way more straight than the other side. You're concocting a complete scenario of like, this is, this is how it's going to go down as if maybe you've had some experience. You think it's never, you think it's never going to happen. You think he's never going to fire off if something's going to get on you. Are you going to have to think about that? Well, that has to think we have to look at that hand.

The rules are saying, like, if he fires upon me, then retaliation, man. I've got to give him a receipt, which is going to be him. them getting beaten pretty badly. That's crazy. The majority is up in that predicament. Like that's insane. It's just like if a woman asked you not to come in her and you come in her, what is that? I understand that, right?

But you're playing, you're playing hot potato. Would you say the same thing in that scenario with a man and a woman? Yeah, I think so. You would tell, hey, you're playing with fire. If he comes in you, that's, you were, you know, you were already too close to the sun already. Yes. That's crazy.

I think it's That's crazy, how is that crazy? Because consent fucking matters, brother. Consent absolutely matters. So to tell somebody

that they're playing with fire. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not disregarding. No, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What happens is this, right? Let's say, let's say you guys, let's say you guys are trying to have a, we've, I've done this more times than I can count, right?

Oh, I want to hear this. But, but it's like I've stuck with girls without protection, right? Sure. I am playing with fire. I am immediately playing with fire.

Yes, if it's consensual, though, right? You did it. You did it. And she agreed. We both agreed to partake, right? But let's say, let's say I get her pregnant, right? She's like, hey, don't come in me. And I'm like, all right, cool.

And I take every precaution I can if something still happens, though. The pillow method works until it doesn't work, you know? It works so it doesn't work. So it's like, oh, yeah, I'm taking precautions. I'm not doing this, X, X, Y, and Z. And then bam, she's pregnant. Right. But we're talking about right now.

Right now we're talking about consent because I'm telling this, nigga, I'm telling him, do not bust on me. Do not. If we do that, we're going to have a fucking problem. And if he just gets cheeky one day and it's like, huh, ha, and then blah. I think the idea is that like, hey, you know, don't go jack it guys out of you know what them become on you. I think that is what I'm trying to elaborate. Like, I just wouldn't put, you wouldn't say that for the same scenario if it was like a woman like, hey, just don't go fucking do. man like you wouldn't like I'm saying you wouldn't you wouldn't no I don't go fucking dudes if you

you don't want to risk somebody busting inside you when you specifically asked them not to I would say I would say that I would actually said though like it's I would and I'm not I'm not saying I'm not saying they're still putting themselves in the situation listen they that's all I'm saying they should still be given the respect to the person should still not do it I'm just I don't think anybody wants to hear that I'm just I don't think anybody wants to hear that nobody wants to hear that once they've gotten busted on or cane in when they've requested not to. Of course. So,

so, niggil, why are you saying it at all? I know, but that's my mental. I get it. The same argument we have with freaking niraj and everything like that. That's my same mentality.

It's like, it's like this. You are, I get it. Like, it's like the parents thing is like, you shouldn't have done that. You just have to nag some niggins.

You told you. I told you you, gross ass gay boy. I told you the niggins was going to bust on you. It'd be like it'd be like it happened and you tell me and we were to sitting down. I'm like, well, what did you expect?

It's like that. It's like, you're, you're rubbing it in. You're just like, you're just like, you're just like, dirty nigger here.

Let me get somebody. Hey, bro. You missed a spot. You decided to jack some dude off and he blowed on you. Like you're, you had a choice to make and you made the wrong one. sorry. Are you telling me for $10,000 a month,

you wouldn't even consider that shit? No, I wouldn't do that. For $10,000. Sorry, I meant $10 a week. Sorry. That's a lot of money. That was, I think, what I initially said. If I didn't, that's what I meant to say.

$10,000 a week. So you're 40 Gs a month. And all you got to do is just jack off dude once a week. I genuinely think. Big bag. That I would just really bother me so much of things that I would stop. Like, I might be able to muscle it out.

maybe a month or two. Eventually, I'm like, this is really bothering me. Yeah, it's, when I'm thinking about it for real, like,

like, like, imagery. That's when the thing, like, thinking, talking about it is one thing. It's literally thinking about the prospect,

the idea of grabbing a fucking rod, and then that shit coming and then coming, come getting, like, that's where like I got a little bit gross. Yeah. Like, I got a little gross stuff. And then you're still in the spot zone.

I've had some, I've had some reachers, man. I've, I've had some ceiling out, out the window on the building. Hasmat. You get to wear a hazmat suit. At that point, it's just like the fact, if at that point, if this person wants to still, it's like, dude, you're not okay. Like, you're into that. Why do you want me so bad?

Like, what is going on? Yeah, what is it for me? Like, when there's a guy that will, there is. is a bisexual man that pretends he straight but like actually prefers he gets way harder

when he sees penis that will service you to kingdom come like I think go to a gym find a yoked dude and just talk to him and I'm sure you're gonna

you're gonna you're gonna it's that's how it is every yoke dude is either gay or they're in the big girls and that's that is the two dichotomy of the most yoke characters in history when is the yoke girl

cross the line for you because I like I like some gym girls right that are that are that are that are fit what what would you say is there a person I don't think I have a line there exactly you don't think you have a line there I think it just means more activities you know it just means more more it just means the game has more features to do things with you know I literally found the line by following the journey of this girl that lives in Vegas which she was I saw when she first started working out and like I I I saw it when she first started working out and like I I saw her in her fitness journey and I was like, oh, I'm a follower. I want to see her progress. And so it's been like maybe three years now. And to where she's at now, that's stuff that she was taking, I was like, I see the line to where like she is way to, she is so, like, first of all, like, I think there's a little bit of I'm ashamed of how, how much more a jack she is than me. I think there's, there's a thing of that that's putting me to shame. I wish I remember her name. It's like Brianna or something. I can't remember her tag because I would love to show you.

But I think I think when I think when you start adding a noticeable amounts of tests is where I'm starting to like, all right, this is my line. Because I've seen, I've seen some some brolic baddies that I'm sure they're, they're on crank. You're on crank. Yeah. You're, you're, you're juicing. Yeah. But you're still really attractive.

Yeah. But then there's a line where it's like you look like, you look like Brock. But like maybe I'd do it for the culture, but like I wouldn't, it wouldn't be a relationship. It'd be like, all right, this is a son of you got to. You got to try this one time, you know. Would you take a shot at Brock Lesnar's daughter? You're single. All right, of course.

You're single. And Brock Lesnar's daughter is, uh, is hitting you up and like, hey, was good. I got essentially looks again because I feel like I feel I, I, I would be honest, man. she looks like Brock Lesnar like it's I'm not even fucking joking like I remember from I remember she was actually like she didn't get a splash of her mom's genetics

not a fucking slash he has two daughters right he has two daughters right if if if if he does um he probably has more than one kid but I don't know I only know about um Maya yeah I only know about her she does like shock put and all this stuff and she's huge I saw her dating a guy

he was actually a little chubby I was like oh like good for her, you know, like, she just got like a regular dude that she could beat the piss out of. Oh, that was great. Ah, man. Uh, ah, man, this is a, this might be my line. Yeah, this thing. This might be my line.

This might be, this might be. I'm putting the chat the girl I'm talking about, like, the way, like, she just, like, she's so lean and masculine now. I was like, oh, no, that's, that's, uh, I can see because she's, because she's a competitor. Like, she has like a, a, a, like, a, a before and after that's not that far down. This might be my line. I might, I might. I, it should be your line. That's the thing.

Hey, no shame. No, no, she just, man, this is the, this is the, this is the, this is the, this one, you get the indicator on your watch. It's like, oh, okay. Do I go further? That's great. Yeah, it's... Basically, you get the moment, you can turn back.

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I think I'm going to, I think I'm going to keep going. He is going to keep going. I think I'd hit that. I think I'd hit. I think I could, I think I could do that. I think definitely two stages prior to this, though. She's probably was peak. And then it's like, all right, this girl was good.

but she is a lot of muscle she's very fit good for her a lot of muscle it's it's definitely it makes me um so i'm uh she is toe up good for her man i know that that's a lot of work it's a tremendous amount of work and that's the thing that's the thing that's it admirable i know that there's a lot of men in the industry that probably if they weren't gay they probably started to become gay just from admiring like uh the male seek for like for far too long but i think i think the vast majority of people almost everybody there's it's a sexuality is genuinely spectrum like actually and i think people don't want to admit that it scares them to admit that truth and i think a lot of people are they just haven't found a

person that's like oh interesting i think i do this i think i do this yeah it's there's other the there are things like there's things what when i can't see see any curves in you. That's when I get it's hard for me to like that's where I kind of draw. When I fully did a full deep dive on just trans, like trans identity in general, like trans people's identity and what they exist as and like all of that. I was like, oh yeah, like this is all just fake. This is, this is all really just so like I'm looking at someone and the engines are on when I'm looking at this person. Oh, the social spectrum. That's yeah. And then the genitalia, and I'm like, this gender thing is like, I'm not going to do this anymore, whatever.

Like, it's just like, hey, I've told people, because every once in a while the argument comes up about like being a gender, being a social construct. And I like to use the example of, I can't remember what it was, but like people were protesting the White House while Biden was in it. It might have been like some Supreme Court shit that went down. I can't remember. But it had to do with, because there was. a lot of trans people protesting and on the news there was showing like there's a picture of a trans woman and trans man side by side and I was showing here's the trans woman tits out censored trans man naked chest uncensored and I'm like this is the proof that it is a social construct

because if it wasn't then the censored would be in reverse right the trans man that is a woman in a biological woman's chest that is exposed, you know, should be censored, but it's not. And so it's incredible what hormones can do to transform a body. You know, you take a massive amount of it in somebody who looked like the girliest girl ever can look like fucking Buck Angel. You know what that nigga looks like. That shit's terrible. That shit scares me.

Like when I see like trans men like that that are like super fucking, I'm like, God damn. I'm like, that's, and you have my pussy. That's crazy. My brain can't, I can't, I'm, I'm so ignorant. My brain can't wrap my brain. I can't wrap her. I can't, I can't even speak it. It would probably be, it would probably be very normal if it was normal in porn, but you

never see that. Because like all the, you just see that. Like I look at more porn to that. What is the, uh, uh, uh, the food nari. When you see the food nari is like a huge thing in, in the discord chats and all that shit. But you never see the reverse. verse. Does it even have a name? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So it's like, it has to have a name, right? It has to. This reminds me of the freaking, um, the N-word club we did

and it was the Fouinari goofy. And it was like, it was like, I was, I was so genuinely angry. I was like, you are trying to tell me that that was goofy the whole time. It's so disrespectful. I love that. So. That is. So disrespectful. Because like that's, I know exactly what that is. Just fucking shoe horning. I love, I love that shit, dude. It's like they're drawing Goku, but they start off with a penis.

And it's like, that was a penis, dude. What do you be? Like, they don't lie to me. Like, come on. I love, I, I love how viral when I posted that, it went so viral because, of course it did. Because if you look at that chat, that silhouette, there's many of men. Especially futa and jorries, connoisseurs that were probably like, ooh, I've seen that. I've seen. I've seen. I've watched. I think of too about that.

You know, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is it, does that just cover, like, trans women in general? Or is that, like, does that be something specific? Do you know? I'm, I'm not the one to ask. Okay. Yeah, I don't know if it's just a term. If, if, if that's just, is, is, is, part picking. don't partake a hentai in general. I try to stay far away from it in general. I have not been in this. For a period of time,

I was, I was, it was hard to get over it. And I was like, all right, I got to go cold turkey off this entirely. Like I got to just, they got to purge this system and move forward.

When I was a kid, that was like the only time I thought it was interesting because I was a kid. And then once I grew up in my hormones were more like, like, like, I want to, I'm surrounded by girls around my age that are starting to develop. and stuff and that's what I'm getting attracted to.

So I naturally want to find porn of like real women that have big boobies and stuff like that. And cartoons was kind of out of the picture anymore because that's not, it's not real. You know what I'm saying? Like there's real stuff happening in front of me that I just don't see why that would be, why would cartoon be preferable? Yeah, I'm looking for men mostly. So, you know, kind of.

But let's go to our question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember, $5.000 won't give you guys a question read. Let's do with this one from Gayley William. Tell him my favorite DIYers. Have you guys seen the show chair company on HBO? It stars Tim Robinson as a kind of long form I think you should leave based on the first episode. It seems promising.

That aside, if you can make any historical figure gay, dead or alive, who would it be and how would it change the world? Like openly gay, huh? Yeah. There's two easy ones, but I haven't seen anything about that show. No, first of all. Maybe I'll check it out. I don't have HBO Max yet. As a matter of fact, I need to cancel some services.

I actually have two days to cancel some services because I got a notification that I've had like a Disney Hulu bundle or whatever. And they were saying that it was going to, it was, they were going to raise the prices. And I was like, yeah, he was getting raised. Yeah, I saw that. Like, so again. We have so many streaming services in our house, man. We got to get rid of some of them. I really want to, but Lily doesn't.

Lily's like, no, we got to keep them. And I'm like, honey, why? We don't need all these streaming services. Nobody's watching all of them. Really? We don't. We have the Disney Hulu bundle. We have Prime and then we have HBO.

Yeah. I have Prime because for the shipping. Like the shipping, because I buy enough from Amazon. I don't even buy enough for Amazon anymore. I don't buy anything Amazon right now. We have Prime because I guess GenV, I watch that. the new Vox Machina, the D&D shows coming out. So I'm kind of excited for that, but I don't really need it.

I've just, I think I'm going to keep it Disney. I think Disney's only one I'm like, all right, I want to hold on to this. I see. I'm actually, I'm probably, I'm probably going to get rid of it. But we'll see, I'm Netflix is the only thing that's definitely staying. And I've been kind of getting used to that. So I've been just watching nothing but Netflix to see. That's good.

And it works. I haven't watched Netflix at all. I don't use Netflix at all. That's like the one I genuinely never use Netflix anymore. It is kind of, it used to, it was the lease for me as well. But now, I might even look into, because there's a, there's a, there's a service that is completely illegal that you can pay 15 bucks a month and it's basically everything combined, you know, so I, I, I'm looking at that too. Just as a fuck y'all to all these streaming services, pay the pirate, you know. That's true.

Yeah. But, um, uh, who would I make gay? Probably, I wonder, Crystal Ball moment. how would things have gone if Hitler was gay as shit? Like if he was an open flaming homosexual, would he have been like with the type of flamboyant? Like you can so, you can't hide it. You know how there's some people that like, oh, I'm not, I had a friend like that in high school. We all have that.

We've all had that friend. We all have that friend. That's like, I'm not gay. And it's like, all right, dude. Like, bro, like, we know it's okay. It's okay, bro. No, no. Look, we say a lot of terrible stuff, but we don't mean it.

We don't mean it. Like, you know, you don't mean it. Once once one of these people are in our presence, we're like, no, you're cool. Even though, yeah, we say a bunch of horrible shit. We say one of the terrible things, but, you know, you don't mean it. Yeah. I had a gay friend who I stayed over his house a bunch of times and I knew he was gay, but he didn't admit it to me. And he told me he was gay.

And I was like, yeah, I know. I know. Who do you mean? I've slept in the same bedroom as you. They're clearly gay. It's fine. Like, because he was sleeping in his heart and shit dripping and you're just ignoring him. No, he was sleeping.

He would get up, man. He'd do pleiades and he'd go back to bed. I'm like, what is that? Like, what? And I do straight men do pleiase and they're sleeping and it's like, no. I was like, oh, well, I know what you are. I'm on you. Who do I think would be?

I don't think he would have got the same following if he was gay. He would have never had that same energy. Like, if he was openly very gay, he would never got like, who could have been gay and it would have been fine, I don't know what ever found out. What you're talking about? Thinking of MLK being gay, it'd be interesting because he would have had nowhere near the following. And I don't know how things would have been right now.

If MLK didn't exist and like push forward the civil rights movement. So it's like, that'd be interesting for sure. That'd be really interesting. I'd be like, oh, man. I am a homosexual. And I'll be like, well, we don't like you no more, man. We got to eat. And that's it.

I have a dream that white dicks. And black dicks can both be tightly jammed in my eyes the same time. That's so stupid. And I'm going to the mountaintop and it's just filled with gayness. And everyone's just quiet. Like everyone's at the fucking Washington Monument. I don't say anything. My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the dick.

Everyone's like, oh, shit. I don't know about this, bro. I mean, he sounds cool, but maybe we should become slaves again. Maybe we should go all the way. Can we triple down on Jim Crow? Like, like, we got, we got to, we got a fucking freaking let's get the black coat laws like going. You know, let's get a move. Because of him, like everyone unanimously agrees are like, yo, you know, chattel slavery was actually, yeah, it was kind of good.

It was actually kind of lit. And everybody's like, yeah, yeah, right, right, yeah. Now I don't miss being owned like plates. before when they were owned they weren't so openly homosexual it's clear it's clear it's clear that the african

is Jesus Christ as a homosexual gay I think that'd be really interesting I think that would be the biggest paradigm shift ever I think it would be good because like since he was also magic that people would still follow him

they'd like his homo magic and he'd be like look I can walk on come and he's like he's like some guy like bust on the floor and then he like triples the cum right out of his dick like so it's like piling up and he starts walking on it you're like that should be impossible he cannot hey that should be impossible you cannot walk on come and then like that's crazy using a modern jewish accent a modern European Jewish accent to like you know talk like Jesus hey what's going on man my dad's the most high

you're like gavalth of soup like gavilt of shit Yeah, another question from Kingston is usually right about things, but he's terrible at, and I'm assuming arguing. He's like, hello, thing one, thing two, and thing that should not be. That's clearly mean. I don't like that. In episode 349, you guys were talking about gorillas, and Sween asked, do you ever think, do you think you could beat a gorilla in which Chris interruption says, no, I don't? I think I could beat a gorilla in anything. And it got me thinking, what if you were in a conscious of gorilla where you had 30 second timer counted down?

and when the timer went off, whoever was still alive with the gorilla would win. Do you think you could beat a gorilla in this contest under these circumstances? Yeah, because with those... I could survive for 30 seconds, probably, yeah. With those stipulations, it's not like you said that you have to actively engage with a gorilla.

You know, he didn't say that, like, you have to actually, like, beat up the gorilla or he didn't say that the gorilla is rabbiased, And it just just fucks up anybody that it steps in the cage with or something. So I think on those circumstances, like, I don't see why not. I'm going to engage with the guerrilla. As a matter of fact, I'm going to be smiling and making playful like gorilla fucking gestures and shit. So it's like, yeah, this guy's cool.

I wouldn't do a, I wouldn't do a single gesture. I feel like that's how you die. I feel like you just, you just lay down. I feel like that's, you disrespect the gorilla. We're like, what do you, what do you think I am? like I'm I'm a I'm a I'm almost like you I look like you brother like what's good it was good I thought is respectable yeah yeah I don't know okay we got another one from coming in my hand to clapping in a McDonald's bathroom cool good day to my favorite talking heads as a

lifetime metal fan I knew I'd eventually get into even heavy music but I have no idea one day music my music would listen the music i'd listen to most would be soul rnb and jazz fusion house and in bass and drum has your tasty music or any other media evolved in a way in the ways you didn't expect um let's see well i can agree with the hit his journey when it get younger a lot of times you want to hear something dirty or heavier whatever it doesn't matter what genre it is. You want to find more underground shit that just kind of like pushes the limits of whatever it brought you there to the first place. But as you get older. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea, the band tea from the last show

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Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's. While you listen to it, Reese's. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. One thing is you also get kind of tired, man. You don't need as much stimulation as you used to.

And so you don't really keep to continuously seek the heaviest music possible. Now you kind of seek soul healing type shit. You hear things that like, you know, being the older you get, get more stressful life is on average. And so you kind of just want to find chill stuff. And I think it makes perfect sense. And I discovered within the EDM, within like the, you know, the electronic dance music, trance music is my favorite.

Yeah, trance. That's why I said trance. I made sure to pronounce that. I didn't say trans trance. I made sure to cut that shit off so that you would. And this niggas still didn't. hear that shit. Wait a minute.

They have their own music now, too. They got their own genre too. We don't have, we don't have straight music. Wait a minute. I think you're on to something, dude. We should create straight music. And what would that even be? That we should create straight music.

It already exists bluegrass. No, like straight core. I like that. I'm going to figure out what that is. And then like this bluegrass already. It's already real music No, I want to I'm going to figure out

I think I might spend a week on a project And then create like a whole new thing And just like release like three like two minute songs And it's just I don't know I don't know exactly what it's going to be But hopefully I can get it to where Chuds think it's real And they're like, this is based

It's very possible, it's very possible I might try it If I, you know, as I'm talking, the more than I'm talking, the more I'm not going to do it. But, you know. But like, yeah, man. Just soft-ass baby fucking shit. I guess for me, I'm not surprised that. I've never turned down any type of music.

You know what I'm saying? I definitely have, I was definitely like very into like only rap music for a long time. Then I started dating white women. So I started listening a lot of punk shit. Then I got around out of artsy people. into a lot of math rock for a period of time Math rock is an interesting genre of music. It's like a very peculiar

like just very vibey but also just chaotic. I guess if that those two things can exist the same time in music very much so. Then I got as I gotten older I've gotten really into club music like

where did a sense of like like gypsy like the gypsy ladies fucking um gypsies what you call the gypsy what is it like Esmeralda? Sort of it's like

My favorite artist's I know is K Trinada right And he makes clearly very much so Gay black music Gay black music It's like gay black people music Where it's like definitely Afro beats Afrocentric beats Where they're coming from the Caribbean

Or Africa directly And very much so Like bad bitch music It's like music that like you hear in a club where girls would love to dance to. That's like my favorite kind of genre music right now. I still really love me some like very lyrical hip hop. I'm always going to be a jazz rap fan or a alternative hip hop fan. But I've become very much so mixed towards I prefer a female vocalist over a very like a very vibey beat.

That's like become my genre music in particular. Another group like that is jungle. They're very jazz and funk influenced, which is another. I think I really think that jazz is the greatest music contribution to the world of all time. I think it's like genuinely a very special kind of music. It's that objectively the greatest American genre. That is the objective. You would say you would say jazz.

I would say it is the single big largest contribution to what has formed into rock and metal. Right. Without jazz, we wouldn't even have those genres. And so I think the invention of. of jazz is one of the, like, it's so important to like, I agree to the offspring of other genres. Before that, I would say it's blues. I think blues is the most important one.

Like, I prefer, I prefer jazz over blues. Sure. I guess so, so when you're, I think you're actually right about that. I think when I'm talking about that, because blues is like the, It's kind of blues is the, it branched off, right? So I think it's literally like, temple down jazz is blues.

It's probably way better for me to say blues than jazz because jazz is an offspring of blues. And so I should have said that instead of jazz. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea, the band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started. wearing it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute.

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Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow, that had everything. Reese's suspense. Reese's. I know what you mean, but I think, like, I think jazz as a genre, just the bombastic that contained nature of it,

I think it's like, fucking, it's such a fantastic music. And anything that has jazz influence, I'm always going to be like, sign me up. I'll go. I've gone to so many jazz slams. in my life that I don't even play jazz instruments. I can't play a fucking, I can't play a saxophone.

I barely understand what a bass is, you know, but I go there and I'm like, this is this beautiful music. And it feels so, it feels like such a chaotic freedom, but there's also like very much so like rigorously straight. It's,

it's an oxymoron of a music to me that I think is fucking beautiful. But yeah, I've definitely grown to become a big favorite fan of those kinds of music as I've got known. What about J's music? you ever like from freaking star wars yeah you ever no you know you know you know the lyrics that song are extremely racist i don't want to go into it there's not lyrics to that what are you talking about there's lyrics to it it's extremely racist

what is it like just just hard ars over the melody it's a smathering of of slurs and word and word and word and word and where is it like that it's all over it's all over the place word, inward. We had a question from Derek's humor be like, what if Game of Thrones was gay of Thrones? It's classic. The question is more for Derek and Kingston,

but Chris can also join two week. Don't fuck that nigga. How would you guys rewrite about season, how would you guys read Game of Thrones season eight but include season seven if you, what? Say again?

Okay, so how would you guys rewrite Game of Thrones season 8. Could you include season 7 if you if you want because there is quite a lot of cracks in writing there too. So season 7 was what? Season 7 was well it's when you know the ice wall finally comes down and shit. That's the end of the 7 right? Yeah. So she's when DeNaris, DeNaris goes and she meets the um she meets the um she gets to west of Rose. That's when she gets to west of Rose right. That's season seven from I'm mistaken, right? Yeah.

I really don't, you know, just focusing on season eight, I feel like it's important because it just... I think it's more time. I think it's more time with... It needed to be a complete season, not six episodes or whatever it was. It needed to be 10 episodes, at least, maybe even two seasons, because it was just trying to jam everything in

in those last few episodes was so stupid. It's like the biggest criticism. that everybody has, at least from my perspective, at least what I remember, was DeNaris flipping out of nowhere, just turning. Like, she turned heel so quickly where it's like she didn't have time to develop it.

That was kind of like the thing that was like super unfortunate. I think it's insinuated that she was tripping for a while. But I think, but I think the thing is that it still happened too quickly. Everything accelerated too fast. That's like the whole argument, yeah. But it's like, I can I don't know she was gonna she was gonna burn down all of the Marine who's gonna burn that place down

She was while in right there and Tarian was like maybe don't do that Maybe don't burn down this whole city state Don't do that But I think it's I think it's it's not paced well and I think it suffers from the idea of being moved too fast I think um yep that's I think the way they let a lot of people's ending stories go is really dumb I think that John Snow's character just gets wasted in entirely. Tyrion becomes a joke,

which is really sad because he's like, he was like my favorite character and he just became a fucking like, oh, you're just, and dude, it hurts more reading the books after because I watched the series first and I run it back and read the books like throughout COVID from 2020 to 2021,

I read all the books. And the books are so much better. It's crazy. Yeah, I mean, it's so much better. It's the default. Sometimes shows are better.

Sometimes shows are better. That is the, it's rare. That's why I said, default it's not the absolute it's not absolution but i was very i was very surprised at how how much characters are different because like in the books john is not a hymbo at all i at all i've i've i've heard the differences and again it's it's people always say damn i wish they would have done this i wish that would have done that and i don't i don't think it would

have caught on the same way honestly i think if if they if the uh if clearly the main character was a complex character who i thought very hard about like kind of wanted to be king but also kind of resented his family a little bit it wouldn't have picked up the same way you think so because i feel like john snow is the most um forgettable main character in that series like as far as when i hear people even talk about game of thrones he's never fucking mentioned i think for i think for certain people i think for the female audience he was the most drawing factor i feel like that's he was beautiful unfortunately He was beautiful and he was good looking.

Is Kit Harrington that beautiful to you? Guys, a lot of guy, Grumman, think he's beautiful. Him and John Rob. I understand that a lot of people, I'm asking you. I think he's a good looking guy. I think he's a good looking.

I think he's fairly good looking, but I don't, it is, to me, when I was like, I feel, what I'm saying is the bar is so, I feel like people, I just feel like, have some fucking standards people.

Like, it's, it's, he's not the, he's not, an extreme heart throb in my, in my, I'm talking from my opinion. He's dark hair, he's dark haired. And also, decent build,

accent, sweet man in real life. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Sully, sullying and looming and brooding. Like I think that that does, that's all the mock is being checked for a, like I understand say more of a,

um, because of the masculine features of, uh, Jamie. Oh, yeah, Jamie. of why, like, even with him being a coward and a bitch and a snake that a bunch of women were still like, oh, I love this nigga. Don't call my nigga a coward. All right. He's many things.

He's not a coward. He's not a coward. Kingslayer. Yeah, that's coward shit, brother. The whole context of it. There's context of being an assassin is the antithesis of being brave, essentially. He wasn't an assassin. No, but what I'm saying is assassinating, but that was an assassination.

I wouldn't call an assassination What are you saying? I don't know So what did he? Why did he murder became? Why? Why? I wouldn't,

would you call that assassination? Yes. Why did he kill? When you kill a figure, it's because, I guess that's what you get assassinations, when you kill a figure, but also,

yes, it doesn't have to have meaning. What does that mean? It doesn't mean. Political because I feel like, I'm not, I'm not combating you right now. I wanted to be clear.

I'm not combating you. I'm just kind of trying to figure out. because I would just call it him killing. Well, why do you think he did it? Well, we know why he did it. But like, it's not like, but, and then that makes it more or less like, less of an assassination thing. It's more like a, like he didn't want him to kill a city full of people. So he killed him.

That is an assassination too. That is like almost a societal definition. It's kind of why, like, say Julius Caesar was killed. They're like, this niggas wild in. We think he's going to move to fucking like, like North Africa or some shit. And then he's going to try to reestablish some type of empire. And then so they assassinated him, which is funny thing because of that empire arose anyway when they were just trying to maintain democracy. But like killing for that is absolutely political where he's like, I assassinated this guy for the greater good.

You know, in his interpretation and probably true, right? almost objectively but like that is you know but I'm just saying and look it I don't even think that's bad I'm just saying it's like being what I'm trying to do is be objective like when you're talking about guns guns are a coward's weapon I agree

so in that that's what that's all I mean it's not that it's just like it by a definition you were too pussy to have CQC a close quarter combat or to stab somebody you just want to be safe in a far away and then plop somebody so I can see what you mean I wouldn't

because I feel assassinate have a degree of guise to it. Like there's a, there's a degree of, of, like, discreteness to it. And I think Jamie was just like,

you're, you're, whiling out. I'm sorry, I have to kill you. You're going to kill other people. So I wouldn't, I wouldn't call that assassination,

but I can see where you're coming from. I can see the idea why you're calling it that. Yeah. I think it was a political murder. I think I would say 100% that is a politically driven murder. Yeah, I just, I,

yeah, you know, whatever. It doesn't, the, the semantics aside, what the fuck were you normally talking about? What was,

Okay, we're talking about how would you change the season? I would, for me, I would get him a thought of all, to say, T's 8, I would make it so, uh, John dies. John dies as well. I would have, um, all there'd be no more Targaryans left. That'd be one. There'd be no Targaryans that all be gone. Um,

the Knight King would get killed by, I don't know, Samwell, Tarley. Sam, Sam, well? Yeah, because I love, I love that. That's my boy. But I think Sam, fuck that, nigger. You don't like Sam? He's fine. He's just, he's done nothing wrong.

He's fine. He just got some pussy. He got some pussy. He killed, he killed a White Walker, which was dope. I thought that was fun. He got more numbers on the board than most, bro. I'm saying. And he survived a long night somehow.

A lot of people, more people would have died during the long night. A lot more of named characters would have died. Because the characters that died, some of them were crazy. Yeah. Like Sam survived. That's crazy. But then Jora died. Jura Mormont died.

I was like, excuse me. What? What? What? Sam lived? Yeah. Of course. That's stupid.

Ariya killed the Knights King, which is like, I like Aria. I like Aria. Nobody wanted the subversion of expectations. Disgusting. Sometimes you need to ignore that artistic. Like, this is what I'm coming from as an artist. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea.

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Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. Sometimes I feel like you need to ignore that urge to want to do something different that pleases you.

When you are making something for people. This is not just your work. There's money involved. There's cruise involved. There's a bunch of stuff involved that it's not just your project. So you want to ignore that selfish desire to do something cool and neat to be like, this is how we stick the landing. Just have John Snow Kill him.

Just please. Just do it for the sake of people feeling good across the world. I think it would have been better if she would kill the dragon. They would have been better. Her killing the dragon would have been cool. and then John killing the White Walker. Or John getting help, like sniking. Like someone, like it, he gets help to do.

That would have been okay too. It's not just him. It is like, it is a coming together of like multiple figures. Look, imagine if, uh, maybe even Jamie helped him kill it. Like, Jamie like stops him somehow from like, like, just the idea of, if Ariya assisted, that would have been okay. Like, what if the night king and John Snow? I think Ariuker would have been cooler.

I think Arii Kill the Dragon, like her sliding down the dragon on some like, I'm not disagreeing. I'm just even saying to keep it relatively similar. What if John Snow and the Night King were duking it out? Night King kind of has John Snow dead to rights, damn near. With Aria or it could be somebody else, whatever, just disrupting the Night King allows John Snow to have the finishing blow. Would have been completely fine or something.

It's just to rob people of that buildup, that fucking buildup of... He yelled at a dragon. He got the yelling at a dragon. That's what he did. And I was like, this is so stupid. And the fact that that dragon could destroy the ice wall, but then cannot penetrate that fucking, that garrison rock,

whatever was also, I hate that shit. I hate the plot armor shit where it's like, please, you can do this tastefully. You don't have to do shit like that. There was so much about that last season. I was just dumb.

De Naira Sacking Kings Landing like that, which I think she would. I think that, I think getting to that point is still fine. Eventually she would have done something like that. Just, making sense. They just skip way too much time to have it happen. That's it. It's not even, I don't even think anybody was upset about it actually happening was like it happened. At that point

in the story, it should not have happened yet. And that's, I think, I think the problem is, I think, I think people would have been upset with it, but it would have been a different beast because I think a lot of people would have got upset because of the fact that they themselves think, they themselves thought Daeneres. Because I think from the, the whole time you're watching the series, you're seeing that the Targaryens are not good rulers. They just have nuclear weapons. That's it. Simply, that's all they are.

They just have nukes. They're not like better people than anyone else. They're not more noble than anyone else. The only Targaryian that has noble aspirations was dude at the wall, the old one. And he's like, I didn't want to lead. He literally left. He's like, I don't want to be a part of this. I'm going to go to the north.

And then John. But John got his noble mentality from. being a Stark. He didn't get it from being a freaking Targaryen. Yeah. So the idea of that is like, oh, it makes sense that these guys are crazy. From the whole time she was like, another thing was interesting was like, oh, she was a person that was in control. And we cheered. And Tyrion said it's, even though Tyrion gets fucking masquerade into the series, Tyrion said, every time she toppled leaders, we cheered for her. And it made her believe her perspectives were right. But what happens when the things she topples is something we just don't want. or two. Where do we say to her then? Like what she, we've always constantly been like, bloating her ego,

letting her do whatever she wants. And it's been good for now. What happens when it turns into her to sacking empires? I think, yes, that's true. Anyone who is not, you know,

extremely retarded, I feel like they would have accepted the hill turn if it was normally paced. What I mean by that is it's same. Why I even say he'll turn is I'm thinking about pro wrestling? Because it's for the same thing. People will, will accept a heel turn if it makes sense.

If it doesn't, people like, what the fuck is this? This is stupid. I think those are the funniest heel turns of wrestling, but I get what you mean. Yeah. With someone that's just like good, like John Cena becoming bad. Yeah. I think it makes sense. But I wish he went from like evil.

I wish he went from like, oh, four John Cena to right now where he's just a dick. When he made fun of that little fat kid in a room, he's making a little fat kid. And his camera kept panicked him and it's like, y'all are being really mean right now. There are, man, there's a lot of mean, there's a lot of mean moments that I don't even like looking back on. I'm like, fuck, dude. Even if that person's in on it, I'm like, it just feels wrong. Like, they're turning to that little kid. He's like, even that dumb kid over there.

And the kid's like, like, what the fuck could I do? Like, I loved you. I really looked up to you and it's like, you're dumb and fat and a child. I like, that's really bad. I appreciate, I appreciate the chaos within that shit. But I'm just saying the large masses, the people that are the connoisseurs that actually absorb this stuff, you'll see them talking about shit. And same thing with Game of Thrones. It's like if it was done,

if it was done correctly, they would have, I feel like they would have accepted it. I feel like it would have felt bad kind of in the same way that Ned Stark getting executed felt bad. But you accepted it and it was like, this is damn good television. Like that felt awful because I really liked this guy, but

it was a necessary evil. That death was crazy. That death really really cried. That is. cried. Without that happening, I feel like the show would not have been as successful as it would have been. Because I feel like that was the first thing

that got everyone. Even I wasn't watching it yet. That was when people started saying, I was like, what's going on? You know, I'm like, I'm hearing whispers. And then of course it happened again during the Red Wedding. And that was when I was like, okay, I have to watch this show because people are like freaking the fuck out. People are.

The Red Wedding was crazy. I remember watching it when I saw it. Because I got a spoiled from me, but then I remember watching and being like, damn. Yeah. But the whole time you're like, these niggas are, these niggas are setting you up. They're setting you up.

Come on. Robert, they're setting you up, Rob. You don't see it. You don't see what's happening right now. It's crazy how he didn't see it. It's like,

Robert, you don't see what's happening. They're setting you up. You married a black woman. They're going to kill you, Rob. You're, you're married anything.

You're done, bro. What are you doing? And it's like, he goes in and they kill her. And then the mom's screaming and they slit her throat. And I was like, Like, man, fucking, um,

sucks to sock. Incredible. Incredible. Amazing right. Storytelling. Like, you don't see it. You don't see it enough. They're playing the freaking Lannister's victory song and you're like, like, that is, that is, uh, you want to talk about like, save to the average person, subverting expectations.

That was, that was how you do it perfectly. First, you don't think Net Stark was got, like, of course, net Stark's not going to die. The main character. He's no way he's going to die. He's too noble. You can't lose this person. You can't lose Luke Skywalker this early. You're like, excuse me?

That's great. That's fantastic. I think the early seasons of that show are some of the best of television, I think. I think like there's shows that are like up there with it. I think like Sopranos is obviously. Well, so some, some reason is up there. I like Supranos, but I don't think it's the best. I think there's like the wire.

There's Game of Thrones. There's Breaking Bad. And there's Andor. Those are like the shows. And I'm like, I still haven't seen Andor, but I've heard nothing other things. I've heard nothing like these are like what television can really be.

I like, I like when things are legit, especially, um, I like when, you know, like I talk about someverting expectations. Like,

uh, to me, most of the time, it's at the ending. That's probably the best. Endings are hard, bro. Endings are hard,

man. The way to do an ending is if you want, it's technically, I know as an artist that sounds silly, but playing it safe is the best thing you should do. Because at the end, it's just like, just imagine you're just a regular person and you just leave, you have a meal, a delicious meal, and you have to, all of a sudden you have to leave. It's unfinished. You're pissed off.

You'd feel wrong that you just left this thing half finished. It just doesn't feel good or say somebody spit in it or what, meaning the thing is you had a very unsatisfactory ending to that meal that you were enjoying. It just never feels good. You just want sometimes you just want the simple thing You finished it and you're satisfied And like and a lot of times people as artists want to They want to get away from that because that's boring And I understand that feeling

I understand that but at the same time When you're making something for people It's not just your own project You sometimes have to fight that urge And just do the fucking safe thing Because only like 10% of people will probably complain While the rest are going to be like that was fucking awesome.

That was a great. I think there's a, there needs to be a balance where it's like, there are times where I think people just like, just because it's what people want, you don't want to give it to them. And I understand why that may be aggravating to some people. I get it.

Right. It's like, all right, I wanted to make this thing of my own. I wanted to create my own thing. Right. I want to create my own thing. And I want to create my own thing. And I get that.

But at the same time, it's like the progression of your story makes sense for a reason. There's a reason why there's progression. Close it out. You know, stick the landing, have it land, have it settle peacefully. I don't want to make my series like every other. I don't want to make my series ending like Lord of the Rings. Everybody has a deep.

Everybody goes off into their lives and they live. Well, I'm sorry, but like, why not? Like, what is wrong with just closing the chapter? Right. That, like, literally that. What's wrong with people feeling good? So I brought up that food analogy. It's almost anything.

Leaving your house and leaving the door open. you feel weird. You're like, oh shit, like this feels something's like Star Wars, right? Like Star Wars episode 6, right? Even though Star Wars is a little sillier with the little Ewarks and they're like cannibals, the people don't really talk about that. Like they were eating stormtroopers. It's crazy.

They were eating them. They were eating them alive. The Ewox are nuts. But the idea of it, it ended. But it's ending was, it was ending, you know, the end was, you know, the end was Vader redeemed himself in a sense of the force and he stopped Palpatty. And it came to a close, you know, and then. The prequels show how it began, but it's a tight closed loop, you know.

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It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. That had everything.

Reese's suspense Reese's That is fine There doesn't need to be Just but Luke Skywalker becomes evil at the end And he becomes depressed It's like no

No you don't need that It already closed itself out Let it be what it is Here's a question And then move on from there Here's a question So Game of Thrones whatever You know we kind of answer the question

How would you fix the just quickly Because we don't need to get too far into this But the rise of Skywalker How would you have had it in? The saga? The saga or the old are the movies? So we don't want to talk about the saga because like we're the saga. I would do the saga and typically. Of course.

Of course. That's why I'm trying to like just to salvage. So we're just doing kind of like salvage thing. That's why like say season eight and not like seasons. He said you, the questions that you can include seven. At least to the ending of what happened. Do you especially I'm thinking of,

I'm thinking of her identifying as a Skywalker. Is it salvageable? Not necessarily. Let's be real. It's not really salvageable. Not necessarily, but at least. Because there's so many problems that predate the last movie. The last movie is the end of it.

I know. So I'm trying to think like how would I approach this, right? At least from, because look it, look it, I still feel like there was an opportunity to do something. But then it was just somehow Palpatine returned that I feel like that was the nail in the coffin. Oh, there's so, there's, there's so much. What if there's so much to fix That was a clone Snoke And Snoke is still alive

Like nigga you didn't kill me You stupid ass bitch you think I'm gonna put myself in danger I'm just gonna be like physically here You stupid bitch So it's still Snoke now Papatine She's is she still The granddaughter Oh sity yes

Like I just I don't like I just I don't know You can't okay we're not gonna do this because you can't even get past It's not like And to your to your You can't even, there's too many problems in the prior installment to even fix it. I understand that. I feel like there's not enough time to fix this.

Yeah, man. I don't know, man. I feel like that is a series that has to be fixed from the very beginning. Because I think a lot of it can be fixed if you just give Ray character that is like just give Ray a bit more personality that isn't just kind of being a fan of the previous group of people. Okay. Like, I just, I, I don't, because I wouldn't even mind if she was still the main character. Yeah. But she doesn't really feel like she does anything for the greater universe of Star Wars.

Yeah, she's not like, I like, what's Daisy, whatever. She's fine actor. For me, my biggest thing was that I would have, first of foremost, there to be literally no people from the other movies in there. Oh, you wouldn't bring like the- You would not see Han. You wouldn't see Chewy. You wouldn't see freaking Lando, Leah, none of them. It'd be like, well after.

like well after to the point that like what they've done has fallen into legend okay just so you can like really start overdoing your own complete thing i think that is a thing that problem that they fell from where like this series didn't have to have producers aren't giving you shit they're not giving you a penny for that they're like oh i'm sorry really you're not going to put in all of the old nostalgic stuff to bring in the you can put no look there'd be there'd be jenai and shit like that but it'd be a lot of siff it'd be like actual war between the two of them. I think that'd be cool. Yeah. Like how Porto was. But you know,

they wouldn't give me that. Listen, I'm on board. You're like, oh, you're black. And they would freaking, they force choke me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Black. So, uh, would Finn and Poe being a gay relationship? What do you think? I don't mind that. I think, I think, I think that would have been so much better. I think, I think, I just think like the, the, the brother, like, they didn't have to be gay, but I just feel like that would have been because they should have been bro. They should have been like straight up bros.

I think it would have been, I just, I just like the idea of, because it's not even, it seemed pretty fucking implied. And, you know, it kind of seemed like that. But also, you can just say, oh, they're just good buddies. But I just like, do Chewy and Han team gave you? No, they, they didn't have, they don't have, they don't, they didn't have any bromance moments like that, Chewy and Han. where like they were very, there was like there was some moments within them where it seemed like it could have been like, oh, maybe something's going to develop from here. And, and I think, I think, I think making them gay would have been really funny. And it would be interesting too.

It would be like, oh, this is a nice, this is a nice thing. It would just be like a nice change of pace to where and also just show, because like, you know, you know, everyone's like, oh, Disney woke this and just be like, yeah, whatever. Like, just let them be gay. Who gives a fuck? And, um, let them be gay. Just let them be gay. Who gives a fuck? Like, it's, uh, you had.

fucking brother and sister kiss in one of the older fucking ones. Yeah, they didn't know it at the time. But, nigga, I feel like with the force, they should have known something. I think, I think it is an interesting way to go about it. Sure. It was. So let's, uh, we're going to come to an end to

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that's um i uh i think i'm less wrong than people point out you got to appreciate still having um like what is that parasocial people like that though you got to appreciate that nonetheless i think i mean i appreciate you defending me i appreciate that you know yeah i think i think i think i'm way less wrong than point out to be i think crith is way more on people point out to be a lot of times and it blows my mind i think that is a thing that's like fucking magical it is like he says it that's pretty dumb sometimes people just like yeah it's It's right. And I'm like, huh?

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would have came out and be like probably in jail. Probably in jail. Yeah. Dude, even me who hates Charlie Kirk with every forever of my being, and I really, I really, I don't, I don't think he deserved the air he was drawing. I think people have been very mean. I think people have been very mean.

I think, also, you play, you play the game, you play, you know, you get to deserve you like. Like, there are people who are shitty. that get a lot of respect, but think of how unanimously people are like, no, this guy sucks. Yeah. I think the people that truly respect Charlie Kirk would not be coming down

or trying to condemn anyone saying wild shit because of his principles, he believed that you should be able to do that. And so anyone who is actually truly principled and truly cared about his principles because he did not believe in hate speech, you should not have a fucking problem of people saying crazy. Well, you can be upset, but you shouldn't be to the point where you want to retaliate

because that goes against everything he's good for. And so, like straight up. I'm not even like trying to be like cute right now. I'm, I'm being completely. That was the way that energy people kept. It'd be interesting if that was energy people kept.

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I'm proud of you. I thought you were about to say the hard ar. No, absolutely not. I'm actually genuinely trying to do that on my next, my next nine of words. Nah, okay. The F word, the F word and the hard arm trying to say less actually.

Like, actually, genuinely. Couldn't be me. The F word's almost out entirely. I don't really think that word. It would be me. I mean, I keep it at home. I'll laugh at it. I'll laugh at home. I'll laugh at it. I keep it at home. Me, like, I, really, you get out of your system. I get out of my system talking to my wife, you know. I don't really say it anymore. I'm trying to get rid of that. I'm trying to get rid of that. I'm trying to go out of retard also. I think that word is like, I know it doesn't really mean much, but I'm trying to like, I can say something because there are funnier words. I just don't even, I don't think about mentally handicapped people or people of Down syndrome or whatever when I'm thinking of the word retard. That's more. my argument against it? Yeah, I think of laughing when I think of them. I literally

think of just stupid assholes that, I basically think of people who fall under the Dunning Kruger effect. I think of those confident cunts that are so stupid. They're so confidently wrong. Like, I reserve retard for those people. For me, I'm using my, he's

a moron now, but I'm trying. I'm trying to be better. I mean, Mon's a fine word, but it just, I just love how the, how it, the T hits hard. It's, it's just so much emphasis. Fucking retard it's it's a it's a powerful phrase for sure but yeah but then you guys bring into the podcast we appreciate it sorry again for the lack of chris he's dead and stupid and and probably gay so you know uh but yeah take care guys we'll see you guys soon and you know um i don't

tip your waiters i guess or some shit yeah yeah please tip them but don't don't don't tip uh no tip cashier clerks you see like yeah don't don't tip them that shit's crazy unless they've been really that they made your experience very nice they did something different different. Like one time this dude and smartly, and I know why he did it, he gave me, um, he was like, hey, man, you want some like water or something while you're waiting? And like he filled up, like, the water, like I went to this chicken place. And I was like, oh, cool, man. And like the transaction had not finished. And I'm like, I see what you did. And I'm still going to give you a dollar. You know what I'm saying? Like, it like, he, he went out of his way to do something

that he clearly don't have to fucking do. And I was just like, I'm a big tipper. So it's a, it's a problem. I tip if you, like, I tip, tip, I used tip the way that it should be. you're going on your way to do something cool. Like servers that are going out of the way to make sure that your complimentary shit stocked. You know, your drinks are good. Like, you don't have to do this. You can just stop by once or twice and people,

because most of the time people just say, no, I'm good, meaning that like, fuck off. So, but the people that are like hustling, I'm like, yeah, you deserve a tip. You're going on your way. Do so. I tip people. So I tip people at places where they're serving me.

If you're serving me, I would give you a tip. Right. Because of the fact that I do not believe I should be served by anybody. So if the fact that you're doing it, I give you a tip. But if there's a place where I'm picking food up and you sent me to tip you, you could suck the back of my top. You could put your lips. You can put your lips on my balls and inhale until my nuts get stuck in your throat.

I'm not giving you a fucking dime. Okay. Here's one. Dying your barber. How do you feel about it? Oh, always. Always. Always.

They're working for me. They're doing work for me. Even at Starbucks, even at Starbucks, right, when they're making me beverages, I hate that I have to tip the whole store. So why don't you try to go in the back of a McDonald's and tip those people that are making food for you? They don't accept tips of McDonald's. I would tip McDonald's. You would tip at McDonald's?

Yeah. See, that's the thing. I think I just kind of undercut my own words. I think I've tried to tip everywhere. I've been. I've not know that. Like, I remember when I used to go to Panera, they don't take steps up in there. And I would give people money directly.

The ones that were like bringing me if I was like, here, take this for you. Yeah. I've been given money directly when I work at groceries. stores like I'd be like because we couldn't accept tips but they would I would help out an old person they're like they would like low key hand me like five bucks or some shit like that I'm like I appreciate that because I am going out of my way to carry your heavy ass fucking grocery I think I kind of I think I kind of undercut my words I think I got too caught up and just insulting and I realize like there are certain things like if you did nothing though I

I told like you say like you picked up the food but then it's like the argument of the people made the food you want to give them a tip and I actually feel that way I'm like I want this tip to go to the fucking the chef and the people on the line that The line cooks and everything. I actually want those people to get my money. Yeah, I think because they're the one. Damn, man. Problem is.

I want to be the guy about here. Can you bring the chef out more often? But I feel like they're working, so you don't want to do that. I want to kiss his penis. Can you bring them out a quick? Okay, bye, guys. With the Venmo debit card, a taco in one hand, and ordering a ride in the other means you're stacking your rewards.

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