The Snark Tank - #369: Crash Ehrmantraut

Episode Date: October 31, 2025

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Derek Blackman and Tom Sweeney Prepare for some glacial Welcome To the start tank pole Hello this is NPR Oh this is MPR We moved on NPR

Is MPR still around or is it? Yeah I don't know I thought Trump might have killed everybody I am sorry I'm actually That is all my fucking I'm surprised that

They haven't just struck it down That's all my black fucking radical cousins listen to Not NPR They're like This is that shit they're like Yeah we got to be aware You gotta be weird

What's happening? You gotta be aware You can't listen That shit man They makes me sleepy They're all like It's interesting Like I remember driving

And listening in NPR It put me to sleep And I ran over I think he's around Like the Boston Marathon Ah Yeah when you were like What nine maybe

I was learning How to drive early Oh okay My dad was cool like that That's awesome That's awesome Hey Chris Here's the keys

He does of these Man I did have drive the car When I was like nine Or like 10 I think maybe Yeah Around like around

Like the parking lot And like an empty parking lot He's like I think my dad was like, is he capable of doing anything? And I was like, yeah. Do you think you were that dumb? He's like, yeah, let's see if he can do something. I need you to take the wheel.

And curious while I hijacked this VC's car. I can imagine being so bored. I can imagine now, like if I had like a nine-year-old being that bored, you know. Have you been around? At 31 being like, yeah, all right. Let's see. At 31, I guess. Let's see what you can do.

At 31, I guess. A little older, I think I'd be like a little more cautious. I'd be like, not even older, I think I'd be less. I'd be like, even less. I'm exposed,

I'm exposed to a child too often. Like, I'm around my nephews too often that I think the current version of kids giving them a car would just turn into crazy taxi. Yeah, because they can't drive

because they're little children. Oh, they're also, he's also brain rotted to fucking shit. His mind is. Oh, is like, trial there or trawl on.

He's gone. I don't, he's a vessel for something greater. Well, we'll, He's like the hollow night, but little in Mexican. Before we lose everything. Welcome to Star Tank Podcasts.

We're in person again. Yay. They got here. They woke, they woke me up because I passed out because it was like 90 degrees in my apartment. And I got a phone call. And they were like, hey, we're at the door.

I'm like, oh, shit, we got fucking record. I forgot. You fucking got desiccated, like a fucking vampire. It gets so hot in here. If I don't, like, monitor the temperature control, I don't get it. Same for me, too. My apartment my house gets so fucking hot for no reason.

Yeah, it's like, I don't know why. So, like, it's like an oven. It's crazy, dude. Gay. I don't know how to fix it. I feel like, I feel like we just have to put like small fan. We have like the central air units, but like the deliver room doesn't really get fucking cold. It gets like cool maybe.

My bedroom gets freezing. I want to steal your air conditioner so you don't have anything to protect you. I mean, they're really good air conditioner. I agree with that. Yeah. They're really good. So it's official. Kingston will live in a poorly regulated temperature zone.

That would suck. You know. Yeah. I'll be fine. You'll get to. You'll go with it. It's like having a personal sauna. I feel like I'll be fine.

Lillio will just die. Do you think so? Is she not good in heat? She's not a wearing tear-oriented creature, you know? That's fair enough. Little suffering's good for the soul. You know what I mean? Yeah.

That's what every artist thinks. Yeah. I mean, it's why I punch myself in the face every fucking morning. You know what I mean? What's that? Bob Dylan? Gabish. no mind

that was not Bob Dylan it did kind of have a little bit of it did a little bit it did kind of hey hey man A little Bob Dylan A little Severing A little Severing is good

I'm a fucking troll He fucking zoops out of the room It was like I keep so lately for whatever reason I've been watching those videos That trumpet guy You remember the trumpet guy You're gonna know exactly

When I remind Manjoni No Oh. No, Chuck Vanjone, no. He thought, the look at his face was like, it's not Luigi, dude. Not Luigi Vagioti. Chuck Maggiotti was like an artist.

But the trumpet guy, the little Jewish guy with the hair outside in New York City. Oh, the blue, the blue shut on. Who the fuck are you? Who are you? I walk Bob Dylan up on stage. Despicable. You don't remember that guy? Yeah.

For some reason, he's a trumpet guy. Almost the Lord Farquah. Like a cut. Kind of, yeah. Adam Friedland interviewed him in the last, like, couple of years. He did. And he looked so old. Yeah.

And he was talking about how he can fly now. He was like, I was the first person to fly up a little two feet up and two feet over. Two feet up and two feet forward. Wow. And Adam Friedel was like, you can fly. He's like, well, not like a bird. No. Eat your heart out, Chris Angel.

Yeah, fuck Chris Angel, dude. I hate that guy so much, man. Chris Angel. I loathe him, actually. Why? What's wrong with Chris Amos? He just lied to me. Does he suck enough to load?

Yeah. I guess that's a good. You can't dictate who you hate, you know. I get, I don't know. I feel like I don't hate many people. I hate maybe 13, 14,000 people. Name them all right now. Go.

Okay. We'll start with the first hundred. Go. We got Bill Hurd. We got Dominic Torretto. We got Frankie Munes in the show, nine real life. Yeah, so Dominic Torreto in the movies.

No, no, no, both. Bobnick Torado and the man who plays him. Francis, Francis, whatever his fucking name is. I'm coming for you, nigga. We got fucking Bill O'Reilly. Listen, welcome to the podcast podcast. Remember Patreon. I'm sorry.

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You're thinking of... Paul Rudd. Him, Paul Rudd and freaking what's about Stacy Das. Are all in Clueless. Yeah. No, you're not the clue. You're thinking of Blues Clues. Kurt Russell was in Blues Clues. Right. That's right. He was the salt. I'm Kurt Russell. I'm a pretty great actor. Very, very salty. Well, look, what happened this week? I feel like a lot, actually. So.

Do you want to start with the Halo thing? The Halo thing is really funny. All faceted? Every facet of Halo thing or just like? Yeah. It's a pretty, you know, it's a pretty dense one. I feel like it's the densest topic technically because there's a lot. This should be you. This should be you.

This is your thing. It is very funny. Yeah. If there's ever been a time to make a video, it would be now, I guess. Yeah. But. So there's a new Halo game. It's the campaign, it's campaign evolved.

It's like the, it's the Halo remaster. It's a remake of the first game. Again, there's no multiplayer or whatever, it's full on. It looks cool, actually. But that was why I think it was trending. And that was why I think it was like in the zeit guys. People were talking about it. Well, you got to clarify, it's not just a remake.

It's a remake for a different place that it's never been. What do you mean? Because it's going to be on. Oh, that's right. It's going to be on PlayStation. I've just known that that was going to be the case for such a long time. I think most people did. It was after Gears, it was just obvious that all of them are going over there.

Dude, they had Forza. They have Microsoft flight simulator over there. They do? Yeah, Age of Empire. Like, all of it was over there. It was really just Halo that wasn't there. So it was just like, all right, well, when's that going? You know, Starfield's going.

Indiana Jones was announced for it already. So it's like, everything they do is there. So, like, I wasn't surprised. I saw a lot of people were surprised. Yeah. And I get it. It's kind of surreal to see it. Like, the box was like a PS5 in the Chiefs assistant.

It was like, that's crazy. It just insinuates as like, oh, yeah, it's over now. Yeah. It's a, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're going to be Sega in a second. Yeah, they're going, they're pivoting into a Sega role. Although what I've heard is that their next machine is going to be like, the whole point is that they're making like a living room PC.

Right. That would be cool. Which actually, I would be down for that. Yeah. Like, if I can get my entire Steam library and all my, like, because that's the thing. It's like, oh, your Steam library or games, your Xbox stuff, PlayStation stuff apparently too, because a lot of that stuff goes to PC anyway. That'd be cool. So, I would love.

to like, I would love to buy my games in one place finally. Yeah. And not have to switch because I don't, I don't want my PS5 anymore. I actively don't want that constantly more. But I can't just get rid of it because Lily's like, I love it for GTA. She wants it just for GTA. The thing of, that's so crazy. I mean, I get it because that's going to be huge.

And it's going to be on, it's not going to be on PC for a while, I think. Really? Yeah. I already said it's not going to be a PC. Well, I think they're, I think they hate the PC audience because like they just like, oh, We're going to take your source code. Oh, we're going to fucking hack everybody. Oh, fuck you.

It's like, I get it. I get why they have some animosity towards that entire player base. Got to press Y and engage in, like, fucking virtual rape and shit, you know? Press Y to rape. That's, dude, I keep getting those in my Instagram feed. Just the dude's walking around and GTA online. Oh, do me a favor? No, could you press this?

And then it, like, engages in, like, a sexual act. And, you know, and, you know, it's supposed to be the shock value of it. People were like, what the fuck is happening? That reminds me of like, oh my God, it was it 2014, 2015, where they had, it was like stuff like that. And it got on the news. Yeah, I remember that? You did something about that. Yeah, I did a video about it.

It's like, the attacks are eerily realistic. And it's like somebody bent over on the street with like a floating traffic cone over their head and they're levitating while some guys like pretending to hump them. Yeah. And it's just like that, that image is burned into my brain. It's eerily realistic. Dude, it's weird saying Like the screenstack comparisons Between GTA5 and Gt86

Are insane Because it makes I look at GTA5 GTA5 Looks like GTA3 now Yeah You know? Like it looks embarrassing

Even in my brain now I'm like this game looks gruddy Like ew, what the fuck's like mud Yeah And then you see GT6 is like This looks like I remember What the future might look like

I remember it looking cutting edge though That's what crazy Is that like I remember Did it ever look cut against I remember at the very Well, for an open world game, the detail was crazy. I remember at least looking at it being like, oh, this doesn't look infinitely worse than a lot of the other things I'm playing. No, I thought it looked great.

Yeah, I didn't see skull chunks. I mean, two discs for fucking 360. Yeah. You know, install the second disc. And they're like, this looks fucking sweet. And I mean, it goes for every generation when you remember when something looked fat. I downloaded, uh, uh, Tekin 3 because I saw Maximilian talking about it. And he was like, this is like the best version of Tekin 3 on, uh, uh, I downloaded.

PlayStation. You can get on PS4, PS5. And I was like, I fucking sold $10. And it looks, and I was like, I remember when this looked pretty good. This was what, back it's, it looked like shit, but it also looked pretty fucking good for, for 3D. I remember when, yeah, I remember when, yeah, I remember, it looked amazing. And I look at that game and I'm like, I

remember when, I feel like, it's War I feel like Gears of War I still looks pretty good. It looks, it looks, it looks, the colors look strange. Well, the colors are like stark, yeah. Yeah, but like, I remember I remember playing Resident Evil 5 I think that game looked pretty good relatively. Now I can't see the beam site.

I don't know where it is. That's crazy. Like I'm moving the site to see you're bar and I'm like, I don't know where this is anymore. Oh, the laser side. Yeah, and I'm like... On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea.

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Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself, Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow, that had everything. Reese's suspense. Rees. My friend's like, dude, you can't see where it's at.

And I'm like, no, no. You called it a beam site. I don't know what it is about that, but that seems like, that seems so anime-coded. I don't know. It does? Yeah, because it's like, it's a laser, but it's like, oh, no, it's a beam, you know?

But lasers are beams. I understand what you're saying, but like no one, no one, that took me a second because it's like, what the fuck are you saying? I can't see the red dots site, I guess is the best way to describe it. Sure, I don't know. I just always call it a laser. But I just, I have no clue where it is now. And I'm like, this is really fucking bad. So I'm playing off instinct.

Well, look. And it's not working. Yeah, so the game's coming to PS5. That's kind of huge. I think it looks cool. I have nitpicks about it, obviously, because it's impossible for me not to, but like, it looks pretty good. I think it looks pretty good. I think it's neat.

Yeah. I saw the whole sprint debate coming up immediately. and everybody's like, you need to not have sprint. I don't know. And it's like... It's a single player game so like I don't care as much

and also like I've played this game already. This one might as well be different. If they're going to make changes to it like go ahead. I've played Halo 1 like a million times. I don't need the exact same thing again. If you want to fuck around with it, they're doing like three prequel missions with like Johnson and stuff. It's like cool.

I'm down. I'm on board. I think it looks neat. I think might as well just full on remake it. Like just like just go from the bottom up. There's like a level in that game that's like notoriously bad or like like notoriously like really annoying and they're gonna they already said there's like we're gonna we're gonna really

touch that one up like crazy so I'm like all right cool fuck with it it's not sacred but uh so I don't know you you're you're you're very different from most Halo people because they're like it needs you can't change it well no Halo 1 I think they already have the Master Sheep collection yeah that's kind of the two they already have the original

literally it's there they have yeah yeah but the original is like you need the original hard like you you have it you have it now available on like all hardware you can change it we've had Halo 1 I think Halo 1 looks good Like it looks old But it looks like

Timeless in some way Like if you look at It's so funny When they did the anniversary one In 2011 Those updated graphics Have aged so much worse Than the original like 2001

It's so ugly But I don't know I think one is the most flawed Of the three of them So like in my opinion Like You kind of can only improve it

Yeah I think Sprint is kind of weird Just because like it looks out of place. It's definitely in it, right? Yeah, it's definitely in. But the thing that's weird about it to me is just that if there was ever a game

that would be okay for you not to do it, it would be this. You know? Because it's a remake of a game that doesn't have it. You'd actually just be staying true to what it is. The fact that they're uncomfortable doing that just indicates it's like, oh, you're just never going to, they're just never not going to do it.

That's what that means to me. I care less about it being in the game and more about it signaling to me is like, oh, they're just too afraid to just not put that in. I don't know why it becomes a big deal. It's just, I don't know, it's whatever. I don't care anymore. Yeah, I think just moving forward, it's just

everything has it. Everything needs to have it. It kind of feels weird when you don't now. It's like, when I went back and played black, it was kind of like a it feels like kind of like a shock because you're so used to, especially when you start getting in the groove of things, I can kind of like start fucking people up on the fly

like really fast. Yeah. And then like, well, this game is not designed that way. So it's interesting to like, oh, wait, no, I got to kind of just chill. And you kind of just slow burn, fuck everybody up. And it's very different in that way. It's kind of like, I don't know, there's like a Robocop game where like you can't

move fast. Literally. Yeah. That is And it's cool. And it's like there's, I don't know. I just think people. I think shooters and speed have gone too synonymous of each other, which I understand that. But I think, I don't know. I think if you're going to put it in there. I didn't think you can't have speed. I just think it's just, you know, because in my, in my brain, you

always running. You were never not sprinting. You were always running. If you wanted to walk, you tilt the stick a little. But why would you do that? You're just always going full speed. But the thing is your gun was always up. That doesn't think it bothers me.

If you want to put sprint in fine, let me still shoot. That to me is what's weird. It's like the argument is like a super soldier should be able to sprint. It's like, I think a super soldier should be able to sprint without doing this. Yeah. I think a super soldier should be able to sprint while, while fucking aiming his fucking gun the whole time and not having to put it down. cut scene in five.

Oh yeah, where they're like rolling down the cliff or whatever. They're like going faster than shit and shooting and doing like, I'm like, bro. It's like full on anime in that. If you, it's my only criticism of when you have like a first person shooter and you're representing, you're supposed to be playing somebody that can do godlike stuff, but then now I'm very limited. And I'm like, how about just let me do everything. So let me sprint as fast as possible and shoot because I think they would be able to do that.

I think the big problem. That's my big problem. with Halo, it comes from the idea that that Halo is a sandbox and the sandbox was to be fine and tuned and then the problem is that with if you just tune it with Sprint. But that takes a lot of work.

But that makes it, that makes it feel like a different game. That's kind of thing. It's cool. I don't mind it. Infinite's good. It's had a sprint. Whatever. It's not a matter. Even it does it well. This is a single player game anyway. Who cares? Yeah. I thought Okay. No, I was just going to say so it's coming out. Yeah. It was trending. So everybody was talking

about it. A lot of people nitpiging, a lot of people excited. I think more people kind of curious and excited. The thing is like, I don't I don't, I'm in. They got to earn my try. Even with a remake of something that's already like established and good, I'm like, you got to prove to me that you can do this. They've shot the bed a lot. They've shot the bed a lot.

Not like as bad as other people. Like, I think everything they've made is good still, like substantively. Like, nothing's less than like a seven. But like, I'm just like, bro, you got a, I don't know. And then they're doing it in Unreal Five. And Unreal Five. Have you guys played a lot of Unreal five games. It sucks. Dude, like, what, it's crazy how rough Unreal 5 is because I don't remember having this many

issues with any Unreal Engine before this. It is crazy bad. It feels like they need to, it feels like Windows 8 were in a way that it's like, hey, it's time to, it's time to go to 10. It's like fucking Windows Vista to me. It's fucking insane. Like, I don't understand how it's so broken. Like, it hitches constantly. I wanted, I wanted to get into oblivion so bad. It's impossible. There's moments in that game where, like, I just, I'm literally just three people than one person, then I'm a sword. And then I'm like, what the fuck I was an item. Oh, it's 10 frames a second.

In 2025, dude. For a, for a game that's 20 years old. Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on. I'm not sure what's going on with that. Yeah. But it's clear to me. It's like, it's time to jump ship. It's time to, oh, fucking Unreal 6.

or just go Unreal 10 just to like You know how people Just wall out Just go to 10 Just go crazy They really got Yeah I don't know

So it's in that engine too So I'm like I don't know man You really got to I gotta I gotta I gotta That's like a seeing is believing kind of thing I gotta play it

I think Unreal I think Halo will be good for Unreal though Unreal 5 Because it's not It's usually pretty straightforward It was kind of like What was What was um

What I always forget their fucking name Frostbite. Frost? Oh, yeah, Frostbite for E.A. Yeah. For Dice and Battlefield. Yeah. It was kind of like, okay, this works well for that. And they're like, all right, make fucking Dragon Age. You're like, what? They're like, what? And then they make Dragon Age and Frostbite?

Yeah. And Dragon Age Inquisition. And they were like, what? And they somehow strung enough bandages together to where it like, it was like, you know one of those things? If you like pull one of the fucking blocks, everything will collapse. That's basically, they got a It's like putting a different chassis. You know what I mean? Like it's like doing that with cards.

Like this is this is not for this kind of card, dude. This is for like a, it'll work. This is for a wide open first person shooter like network multiplayer suite. Yeah. How are we going to make an RPG out of this? And it's like, just do it. Yeah.

And it. Render every model at once. It barely worked. And then of course when they tried it again with Enjomeda, you saw the results are like, we couldn't replicate what we did in the other. game and it just, it was a fucking disaster. It was a fucking disaster. It's crazy, man. I don't know. Engines are, engines are weird. Unreal 5 is kind of iffy. There were even hitches in like the, when they were showing the gameplay. So I was just like, and I get that it's like early or whatever,

but I'm just like, I'm not really all that confident that that's not going to be there when it comes out. I would imagine November next year, because that's the 25th anniversary. Oh, okay. I would imagine. But yeah, I don't know. Whatever. So it's, it's, it's, it's, it's new people are talking about it and because we were talking about it it was trending a lot must have caught the eye of uh some people in our government because they were fucking they tweeted oh so game stop yeah that's what it was game stop tweeted out something about oh the console wars are over so like they're almost like a like some dumb it is really cringe yeah but it was like we at game stop officiate the end of the the console war whatever with with halo coming to

PS5 and the White House responded with Trump in a master chief suit holding an energy sword outside of the White House with the wrong amount of stars on the flag. And he was like saluting like, oh, another war ended by Trump or whatever. Yeah. Which that premise is funny. Like the idea is like, oh, another war. It's like, okay, yeah, that's not bad. But like just the AI image of it.

The idea of a draft Dodger in the master chief suit is so funny. It's just like, I want to fight the covenant, but my bones spurs. My bones spurs. My bones spurs are really going to hurt. I don't want to, I don't want to mess up my bones fighting the KKKJR. I don't want to be the master chief. The elix me scare me. Give it a John.

Give it a John. Give it a John. Take it a good old Johnny. Take that six-year-old and groom him into taking my place in 13, 14, 15, 25 years. Whatever. I don't want to go. I'll wear it. I'll wear the suit.

It would kill him. It would kill him. Yeah, I would. Isn't, John, does he have an age? On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea.

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Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do?

Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. That had everything. Reesies. suspense Reese's I think he's like

technically he's technically like 40s physically because I know he's technically he's way older than 40 he's been alive right for more than 40 years but like I don't I gotta be real I don't know the specifics because I just don't give a shit

you know I really have never cared how old the pastur she was at least at least not to a specific degree is like I wonder if he's 26 I've never asked the question how old is she Shepard.

You know what I'm right? I know. The manager was 32. Is that true? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. He feels like he's 32.

He's probably in his 30s. How old? I don't care. His commander. Because I think I remember playing the Mass Effect 1. He probably does have an age. I think I knew his age or something. He probably does have an age.

Actually, he absolutely is age. He probably does have an age. Well, you know what I mean. A canonical age. Grand Shepard is. 29 years old as Mass Effect 1 Oh, okay

When they were They were born in April On April 11th, 22154 And the first game begins in 2183 Okay, yeah, yeah Is that right? 29, 5483? I'm not...

I guess that makes sense. Yeah. I'm stupid. That's simple math. If there's more, if there's... Yeah, because that would be like 1999. If there's more than two digits,

I will, I refuse to do it in my head. That's insane. I refuse. Even when I know the answer. I'm the same. I just, I will like, I'm the same. I'm the same.

I'm the same. No one's like, oh, what's 10 times 11? I don't care. Nope. 11D 10. What's fucking 10 times 10? Oh, six. Couldn't be bothered.

Not my business. You just give the guy the wrong amount of money. Take it or else are going to get hurt. Ask me in fucking, you got to ask me in single digits. So if you want to. One plus one plus one. Keep going. We can get there eventually.

That's 100. Okay, so yeah, and Halo Wait, 2052 So in the original game, yeah, he's like early 40s Like 41 or 42 or something Nice. Because in Infinite he's 49 And that was like five years later, I think

But. Hasn't he went to sleep a bunch of times? Yeah, he's been, that's kind of, yeah, That's kind of big, he's been in cryosly for a lot of that time. I feel like that's really bad for you. So he's probably technically like A hundred maybe? Like early 30s?

Yeah, it's probably like 31 or something. It makes sense. It's very weird. I feel like that's good, bad for you. That's a weird thing to conceptualize. Freezing your brain and then turning it back on. Then freezing your brain. He's done it a lot.

Hey, we don't think about that. He's really not okay. Yeah, the jury's out for whether it's really too fucked up or not. There's like an RFK in the Haley universe that's like, that's like, cryo is bad for your brain. Don't do it. Don't freeze yourself. And then a prophet comes out of his throat. Oh, that's in there.

Whoa. Sorry. Do you remember that? Do you remember that video? Yes, the old lady that looks like... Huh? He brings this up every now and again. What?

We saw a video. I don't even remember what the context of the video was. It was like 3.m. It was some bullshit we were watching. But it wasn't like some like... It was just a video of a person who looked that way. But there was this woman that looked like this black woman looked like the prophet of the truth. I swear to God.

She's I swear, I swear. Like, I'm not lying. He's not lying. She looked like the problem of the truth. I was like, excuse me. He said, I think he looked, he opened his phone. He was like, this lady looks like the prophet of truth. And I was like, what the fuck you do.

saying it, he turns a video, I was like, that is absolutely, that's crazy. Just like hanging jowls and everything? Yeah. And you, you can find it again or what? That is, that is such an indescript video. You can't find that again if you try. Because like, what do you search? Not many people probably made that connection.

What do you search? Or the people that did, didn't like save it or whatever. It wasn't even that interesting of a video by itself. Like, without that. It was like, it was like random news events or some shit like that. But like, it was during COVID where I feel like there was so much content just poured on internet that's just like randomly not there anymore you're like oh the world's sort of healing let's take this off the internet that i'm sure i can't find it i do remember that i do remember that but uh that

that really derailed me i forgot what i was talking about that was a wild fucking evening god damn yeah but yeah so yeah so the white house tweeted out and then i think i can't remember if it was homeland security or or what they tweeted out uh them and the wardhog on the ring and they were like destroy the flood or whatever going ice oh that i did hear about um because i was like a hailer dev. Who was it? Somebody came out and was like, what the fuck is this kind of a thing? Oh, a couple of, like, I think I just saw one of them. I saw

Jamie Griesimer who was old, he made the original. He was like the guy, in a lot of documentaries, you'd see him talk about like a 30 second loop of fun of if you, like his whole thing was like, he was famous for talking about, like, if you can recreate the same 30 second loops of fun

over and over again, you've got a great video game. But he, he, he talked about like it's kind of crazy to compare like groups of people based on their immigration status to a you know a zombie parasite an all-consuming parasite yeah it's kind of crazy that one mentality significantly embodies and by the way that guy's not even necessarily like a left-leaning person he seems like kind of like a centrist maybe even like kind of right-leaning but like even he was like what the what that's not he was he was like the flood are not an allegory for immigration their their space zombie

because we thought that was cool. Right. So it's, yeah, I don't know, man. It's weird out there, dude. And then Gabe Sob was like playing back and forth. They were like doing their own like AI slop kind of photoshopps back and forth with each other with a Trump and chief and all that. It's very weird. It's a very weird week for Halo in general.

Yeah, yeah. I was going to go to the event too. I didn't. Yeah, you didn't go. I was unc crazy to say as well. What? So, uh, this weekend, Lily and I went to a live performance

of Nightmare before Christmas where the voice actor of Jack was there. It was a Danny Elthman. The voice actor of Jack. Danny Elthman, yes. Danny Elthman was there. The voice actor of Jack.

I didn't know he's as tatted up as he was. He's heavily tattooed. I swear we've showed this on the show before. He's heavily tattooed. Like to a insane degree. He kind of looks like if I did it know better, I was like, oh, that guy's a fucking Nazi. Yeah, the amount of suspicious tattoos.

I guess. Just what it looks like, but, you know. But like, there's no evidence of that at all. It's just if I didn't know. At that thing, it was very much so the opposite of that shit, the vibe he was getting. Because they had on go boinga there, too, the people that were left. On the boingoingo? Yeah.

I love little girls. It makes me feel so good. Is that them? Yeah, I think. Yeah. There was, um, Keith David did the voice for Ogy-Buggy's voice after guy. Keith David was there? Yes.

Oh, sick. That's awesome. He was there. Um, who else was there? Uh, you should have talked to him. You said I got him on the show. I would have loved I would be running

Run through the Hollywood bowl Like a freaking Like a freaking A charger Yeah Freak and Lefford dead Mr. Keith David After there's blood

And fucking bones on me Would you like to be on my podcast? Oh son Son you're scaring me You're scaring me If I do it Will you leave me alone Will you leave?

You're scared of the shit I was on community I was on community But yeah It was really fucking cool because Denny Elfman is really good at singing. Yes. But like to a degree I didn't, you know, because it's like obviously there's production.

He was the lead singer, voingo, boingo. Yeah. But there's like this production. And then there's like, oh, you're really, because he sang Oogie Buggy song because, you know, he's gone. So out of respect, he sang Oggy Boogie song for him. And he sung it amazingly. Yeah. Well, he did write that song with him.

Keith David fucking killed it. Janelle Monet was there to as Sally. That's crazy. It was really funny because, like, She dressed up as Sally. And then she turned around and had more ass than like every other person there. And I was like, that jarred me. Seeing that, I was like, whoa.

Seeing Sally's ass is strange. I was like, uh, it's not necessarily would. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was just like, oh. Not in keeping with the theme probably. Yeah, exactly.

It's like, oh. But it was, it was really, really, really, really dope. I hope to go again next year. It was fucking wild. They all performed so fucking well. It was, um. I bet. Yeah.

That sounds awesome. Yeah. Uh, I didn't think Keith David would be. That's fascinating. Yeah. But Danny Elthman. He's also really old. God, he was very old now.

The 70s, 80s? He's about to be 80. Yeah. He's really old. But he's still a spry guy for someone his age relatively. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. And the lead composer of the original night before Christmas, the, uh, he's mad old now,

but he was there. And he was singing too. Is that not Danny Elfman? No, Danny Elfman is the, is not the lead composer, but he's the, um, I swear he was. He might have composed alongside the guy that I'm talking about. But I forgot his name. He's also...

Let me look it up. I'm curious. Read like 85 years old, still composing extremely well. What's his name? You don't remember? I forgot. Night of four guys.

Old feller. It's an old feller. It's old feller. What's up, man? Whoa. Nighting before Christmas composed. Danny Elfman. Did he co-compose someone else?

I mean, maybe. You might have to ask that. I'm pretty sure Danny Elfin did the entire thing, because every interview that I ever saw about the night of Christmas and I watched a lot of them. Yeah. He is He was him

He finally settled it though He said that it's a fucking Halloween themed Christmas movie Yeah Yeah Of course it is It's crazy Because like obviously

Duh I mean it is obvious But there's the people Are doing the same thing With die hard Yeah is it a Christmas movie They're like Is it a Christmas movie

Is it like what is it Somebody ask Bruce Willis now That's fuck That's fuck That's fuck That's fuck That's fuck That's fuck

That's fuck Oh my shit dude Man Chris Oh Stop. That's not funny. That's not funny. Mr.

Willis. What is your take on Diehard? Yes. Oh, no. We like Bruce Willis. It's a tragedy. That is so not funny. That hurts me personally.

I cannot laugh at that. I cannot laugh at that. You beat Kaii, mother. I almost threw up. All right, we got to, right. We got to recompose. I love Bruce Willis. I fucking love.

No, we all love Bruce Willis. I love Bruce Willis. I love Bruce Willis. I love Bruce Willis. I got to re-center myself. I even like look for you to die hard, man. Yeah. Even that one.

I've seen all the diehards. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, so Danny Elfid, yeah, I don't know. He was there. He was awesome. That sounds cool. I would, uh, yeah, that sounds fucking sick.

Yeah, I probably would have, well, I would have went if Joe was here. If I knew about it, like absolutely. It was a good time, dude. Me and Lily went. It was fucking awesome. It was at the Hollywood Bowl, so they have shit food, unfortunately. genuinely some of the worst whatever had in the place.

Like this place It's like stale churros. It's like it's like popcorn That looks like it was repop somehow. I'm being honest. Most venues I go to have shit food. Yeah. I usually,

I usually make a sandwich and bring it. I mean, I mean you should. Some like some people. I'm trying to think of a venue I went to where I was like, oh, it's fucking delicious.

Nothing's popping up. I usually I'll have like drinks of alcohol. Oh my God, that's fine. There's a few ballparks have some pretty good food. Like, Yiki Stadium.

has some pretty solid, but it's also like, why would you not bring the food up also with you? You know, like you're at, there's this fucking Puerto Rican spot or Jamaica spot down the street. Just bring that up in there with you. The thing about Yankee Stadium and baseball stadiums in that city, I guess, specifically, is that like they're so close to everything else. Yeah. But there's no reason not to. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea, not just a tea, the band tea.

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Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. If you're going to sell food in the stadium, there's actually no reason not to make it good because people are just going to walk across the street and get other shit. But here in a Hollywood bowl, like you're kind of isolated. You're in a fucking hill. Like they've got you.

You're dead to rights. It's like when you're in a theme park. It's like where are you going to go? Yeah. You're going to fight the line to get out of here and then fight the line to get back in? No. You're not going to do that. It's very cool.

Eat your fucking drill cheese that we put, that we heated up at 10 degrees. 10 degrees for 38 weeks. I do need to find more shit like that though because my, you know, I've been to like a billion shows. And my favorite was because of like, well, the way it moved me was the string quartet of, of, of, um, What's that fuck's name? Hans Zimmer? Yeah. Well, I don't know how I forgot his name, but yeah.

Some guy going, blah. Some guy just going, it was just to get at the string quartet. They threw down their instruments and we're just going, they were fucking, what is it called? The throat singing. Oh, that was Mongolian? Is that what it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think something like that. The Mongolian, Cambodian. Chinese, kill all Chinese. Destroy the war. That's not them anymore. That's so not. You think they still feel some about that? I would.

Did he see like a Chvongolong guy Pages him at the wall? He passes by and like agrosom. It must be the wind. So something else crazy happened. The Tyler created situation. I still don't know what the fuck is. So let me start it for you.

As we know, the late, the great DeAngelo died. Yeah, that's right. I think we covered that on the show. Oh, we didn't. We didn't. We didn't give us flowers. The loss of DeAndrenglo. Unbelievable artist.

Voodoo is one of the best so albums of all time. Really unfortunately he died so young too. He was only six. Yeah. So he died very young. He was like 29, right? Vood was him as a grown man with his chest all slagged

up in his abs. He was like, he's six. The fucking Django Fet clone ass motherfucker over here fully grown child. He says 30s, right? He said like something like that? No. He would have been. in his 30s when he first broke out. He was like in his 50s. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

I think it was 59. It was like some nine. He was, no, I think he was at 50. He was like 51 or something. So 49, 59, 501. Yeah, okay. Yeah, he was still fucking. Stop forcing that.

Didn't you do a track in a fucking Red Dead? Yeah, he did, unshaken. Yeah, the best track in the game, dude. And it's really unfortunate. And Tyler, obviously, Tyler, you know, Tyler, you know, Tyler, you know, did he kill him? No. No.

He died from patriotic cancer, which. It's really unfortunate, too. Oh, that's the... That's the one that's like... Unless you're Jordan Peterson's wife. She survived it somehow. Dude, shout out to her for just simply that. Speaking of a...

Not to derail it, and we can't because there's nothing else about this. But like, fuck I'm with the David thing is just kind of... Oh, it kind of just... Apparently he might be innocent. That's what I heard. It's like, I guess. Okay. I guess that looks fissier than any of ever seen in my life.

A mob boss ordering a... hit and then the other person that did the hit takes the fall for it. Like, OJ, yeah. Like, in a way like that word, if somebody else did it, it was David's fucking idea or they did it on David's behalf. Very likely, yes. Like, oh shit, this is getting too real. Nick, he did live streams with her.

Live streams. I'm like, what do you say? What do you say to that? It's too stupid. You don't say nothing. It's too stupid. No, what did Tyler do? What did Tyler do to David?

So Tyler, damn, stop. What did you do to David's Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, because it's important. It's important. It's a through line. All right. So what happens is that Tyler being a really big fan of, you know, classical soul music. He was like, oh, really unfortunate that, you know, a great man is lost today.

And Tyler's fans are like, where's your new music? We don't give a fuck blah, blah, blah. Where's your new music? Obviously being parisocially idiots, people are online. Yeah. And Tyler kind of got mad because Tyler is like, something got brought up, whereas, like, it's very clear that Tyler created his fan base doesn't have. this appreciation for

important black music as Tyler does which is duh that's an obvious thing clearly most of Tyler's fans are white people especially particularly his modern fans and Tyler was like he liked the tweet that says these these Sun Dodgers

really don't go fuck about anything I talk about really and people got his fans got mad about that Sun Dodgers yes he said Sun Dodgers well first of all crazy he just liked it how would he just liked it How are people now? No, he tweeted.

He posted that. He posted that. And then what you call it, someone tweeted about the fact that, like, obviously, they don't respect the music that he loves, that he's made, which is very true. The music he involves himself with. And then what happens is people started getting mad and they started looking into O. Tyler the creator's Twitter. Of course.

And as we all know being at age group, old Tyler Twitter was crazy. It was genuinely like a while. A lot of crazy shit. And people got mad because it was like the kind of fan bases he fostered. Once upon a time was very obviously people that were not respectful to the kind of culture he very much so loves. So it was like this is interesting because he's getting his own fan basis like coming at him for being like a piece of shit. And it's like, dude, that was 14, 15 years ago when he was supposed to. And they probably liked it.

I don't think so. I don't think I don't think his modern fans are his older fans anymore. So you think the one, but the ones that are completely. complaining of the modern fans? Has to be. Okay. Because old I knew about this shit. I just felt like you knew about this shit.

Yeah. Like we were all aware of that. But like, I mean, okay. I mean, that makes sense. I just, I just think of like, I guess I was just thinking of the ones.

Like how do you not know? The ones that like the older shit would be the ones that would be this crazy online is basically how I feel. But also, the newer ones are going to be crazy too. You know what's crazy I think? I think a lot of his older fans departed from his being really big fans. It was probably boring to them.

Because I, I'm not a big fan of time. Like I'm, I'm not a big fan of time. of Tyler anymore. I was, I was a huge fan of his when I was younger. Yeah, you liked him when he was like saying like really fucked up stuff. I liked when his music wasn't as

pillowy as it is now. Bruno Mars is still sucking dick and fucking male butts in the same closet that Tyler Prade gets his clothes from. I don't know. Just just being super homophobic. That was funny. I was sorry. It was funny. It was

edgy. What else we got? What do you say about Jesus or something? And yonkers? What do you say? I don't remember. I remember. I remember he just got like, people got really fucking mad because he said something like sacrilegious.

He just called a subseculative bitch and wait, wait, just called. What he's saying? He'll remember. Yeah. Fucking yonkers, man. That was a,

that was a wild breakout. That was a wild breakout. But yeah, so he's going through the, the throws and everybody. And what happens is that all the black people that are, that know about him are like, well,

duh, dude, your fan base has never. No one that respected your culture was really your fans other than the people that look like you. Other than that,

it's like clearly they don't give a fuck about any of the shit you're talking about when it comes to music. You know, like, no one,

no one cares about the fucking rappers he has to Anita Baker and fucking Celine Dion's like that and his music because that's not what they're there for. Especially against modern fans, unfortunately.

Like, I love Flower Boy, and that's why I jumped off the bandwagon of it's because I just didn't like Igor very much. I see. You know,

I feel like it's interesting, what the fuck? San Luis kind of obese dude the phones are unusable now man it's bad it's like I have

spam calls all the time I have the thing to block her but then I fucking fucks up my um what you call whatever my doctor's call real shit yeah my doctor's call and I'm like

fuck I didn't answer my doctor's call yeah you can't use it yeah I know it's I know it's actually it's fucking annoying yeah uh you did you get did you find it

what he said no I couldn't find the line I was trying to find the Jesus line I don't know if you've heard tronkrat rape a pregnant bitch some of my friends that had a threesome. That's fucking crazy.

That era of him was like, but that was all of them. And clearly we know that what you call it, Earl left. Earl had got put up somewhere. He got his detention, not detention, but like rehabilitation. He was different. He was like, oh, I don't think this is funny anymore.

I worked with women that faced this messic abuse. Yeah, he got. I don't like this no more. And he was like already logged out a while before everybody else. Do you think that many, people hit him up to suck their dicks. Who, Earl? Yeah. Why? Because his

DSLs. Do you think Interesting looking creature? Do you think, do you think like many of people were just like, hey man, you know? Those lips are kind of crazy. You like, can I borrow him for a minute? I'm so unfortunate. What's crazy is I think I very much so will call on deadline saying this. I think he is a much better rapper than most rappers we have right now.

I think he's better than Kendrick as a rapper. I think when it comes to album making, Kendrick makes more fluid albums 100%. But I think Earl is just a better rapper than Kendrick. I don't know. I'll die on that hill. I don't, I don't think it's a shocking thing to say because of how much reverence there was for Earl in back in the day. She was little, too.

I was a kid. Is he the guy from my name is Earl or no? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, close. Close. They won't have the same name. Yeah, yeah.

I was getting mixed up. My name is Earl. What's his name? Jason Lee or whatever? I have no idea. I thought it was Earl. I thought it was his name was his name was. His name was Earl.

I thought it was like a Seinfeld. situation where like that was also his real name. Oh, you know, you know what? I think you just changed his game. I think that's true, actually.

How many people have done that? They have had sitcoms that was their real name. I feel like a few. My name is, my name is Earl. His home first name is my name is Earl. My name is Earl Jones.

Fucking insane. I feel like that's happening a lot though. I feel like, you're absolutely right. Even Frasier's name was Frasier. Is Bill Cosby, Bill Huxable? Huxable, yeah. Huxable, yeah, not

Cosby. Yeah. God, I loved fucking a new world. That was my shit, dude. What? New World? A different world. A different world. Because of Liza Manette.

It's just a spinoff. Okay. That sent me flash, but you never heard of that show? No, it just reminded you what you said. What you said reminded me of like that fucking, that fake MMRPG that never came out that was always advertising all the gaming magazines. Raven New World? That was like different, like, different world or something.

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Reese's And it never came out You know, I'm still waiting For that fucking Two Human Game where you No Isn't that game

The guy said it was gonna make me It didn't it actually come out though? It came out I think in like the 360 days Or something Yeah yeah I'm waiting for Two Human 2 Yeah

It was like in development Hell for like Two to Human Yeah To too human Yeah I didn't I saw that I was like I'm good

I remember playing the demo I mean like this is bad This is bad I saw a game play and I was like I'm bad demos were such a fucking angering experience I loved it man

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Ask us some fucking questions. Toss us at what was the matter? You had something? Lily. Lily was asking me this dumb ass question, right? She was like, would you let Superman punch you in your jaw

for $10 billion? And I was like, does he have to hit you as hard as he can? Or can he moderate his strength? What does this mean? So can he hit you with a 0.1% of like his power

so you can survive? They can control, yeah, they can control the limits of their strength. Of course they can. They couldn't, they'd be massacred. I would do it.

I would do it. But like because I think Superman would have he wouldn't kill me. He wouldn't try to kill me. But what would he would he like treat you like Batman and make sure that you die like 20 years from now from your injuries? I feel like he's not that kind of guy. I feel like he's not that kind of guy. But I think is that like I mean, so people forget that he when he'll, I guess when you're just a regular person. He has a normal guy. Yeah, he's not he's not he's not going to land heavy near Chris break the fucking general area. Walk up to him and then hit him and Chris turns it to dust. What if so. He hits him. Chris like what by him? This is dark side sun.

This is dark side sun. Orion? And he needs to be dealt with. And that, you know, he's like, are you saying that you're going to brainwash him into making him think that dark side's son? Absolutely. That's so mean. Of running away from him and like him just destroying everything. He's like, hmm, Orion's really slow.

Okay. First of all. For some reason. First of all. He has glasses on. He's shapeshifting right now. He's trying to blend in with the... You think I don't see you, you dumb bitch.

The nerve of your... He just winds up. And he misses for some reason and the general area's devastated. It's completely God. Everything after your face is God. The nerve of your friends sabotaging that type of... And we're just laughing. This is so funny.

It's like, oh, Chris is about to get $10 billion. Yeah. Just by like taking like a 0.6. Point barely anything percent. strength punch from Superman. Let's hypnotize him into thinking that he's a real dangerous threat. So he punches him way hard.

As if I got $10 billion, your lives wouldn't also dramatically improve. I don't need $10. I barely need $1 billion. You know what I mean? It's yet to be seen, Chris. I'm raising everybody up with me. But you're like, no, I got an idea, guys.

I'm jealous. I'm jealous. Let's kill him. basically. And they were all poor and friendly. What makes it worse is that you're dragging two parties into it. Like you're also making Superman a murderer and murdering your friend. He's killed before.

It's fine. He's killed before, but like people he's needed to. Yeah. But his defense is he thought he needed to. So it's okay. Oh. Oh, sorry. This reminds me before we get into questions,

we're talking a little bit about something before the show. then I wanted to pick the audience's brain and I want to see what the audience thinks of this. So if you have something to say to this, I want to read the comments. Only if I'm going to say to say this. If you don't have to say shut the fuck up, seriously,

what I'm going to say? Seriously, yes. So, relax. So, you know, women always get credit for like,

ah, women can create life or whatever. Fucking, big deal. But, like, the thing for me is, like,

I feel like, I feel like men can create life too through violence. I think men, and women create life together. Hold on. I think. That's not a fact. Yeah, let me,

let me sell. Let them cook. So women give birth, they create a life. All right. I feel like if I, let me put it this way. Kingston,

Kingston is Kingston right now in this very moment. If I had like a nine iron, right, or like some kind of strong melee weapon. I was okay. And I hit you right,

like in the right, with just the right amount of force in the right part of your fucking head. you'd be like who am I yeah you'd be like you'd be a complete I could convince you that you were now like Tim you know possibly you're Tim pool now yeah you know and then you'd study and you'd become a different you'd essentially be creating a new life within you you'd create

you'd create a new life in a sense of like my going's on would be different you're I would create a new life it wouldn't because think of it like this right if we buy if we buy a Lego set right and we create a with a Lego set. Sure. And then we throw that Lego set on the floor and then create a dildo with it. Sure. That's the same Lego set is that it got reshaped into a dildo.

No, it's a new thing. The greater construction is a new thing, but it's still the same Lego set. Socially, that's all that matters. That's not. We are. Get out of social right. We are. Get out of your status.

Oh. Oh. Oh. I would rather watch that if someone was just, instead of being Weasley, they were just obnoxious about it. They're like, no, no, that doesn't count. No, no, you can't use that. His likes him.

He's like, what do you think about the ice rays? What do you think about the ice rites? What do you think about the ice? Exactly. Are you fucking dumb? I'm not hot. I don't need ice. Shut the fuck out.

There's no ice. The fuck ice in my drink, nigga. The fuck you're talking about. They just throw a drink in their face. How about that ice? Throws acid. He has, he has a glass with an ice cube in of some sort of material. And acid.

And then he gets mad Because no one knows He throws this guy's face. Oh, now you're crying. That's like Now you're crying. Stupid bitch. That's a good emergency.

Why would you bring that with you? It's a good emergency debate tactic. Whenever you're losing, just pull out the cup of acid. The fucking gas is like, You've been sipping at the whole night's like The cup is like The cup is expanding slightly.

Explains a little bit. You know in PS1 games how like the geometry of some characters like while they're moving. like, kind of like shift really quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's like it doesn't really quite know how to, like, maintain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like that. That's what's happening with the cup. I would love that. Debates where people are just like, shut the fuck up. And the guy doesn't keep talking, he just grabs fucking, I don't know, a motor fire from his leg. The rose and that guy. I'm getting so nervous with that cup of water, dude. You think it's acid now, right?

You ever drank any of it? It is kind of interesting. And it's just been steady there as like a hazard. He asked for it. He asked for it. And then it's just like, it's just a hazard. I'm gonna drink it when I need to drink it, obviously. It's like it is making me nervous a little bit too.

Why are you guys nervous about water? Stop being fucking pussy. Because you're gonna move your hand and it's gonna fly right into my PC. You're gonna blow up. Into it. The fucking glass. The glass will shatter. It will land perfectly and then it'll slowly pour over everything.

Oh, no, it's broken. Oh, no, thousands of dollars. I think about how like if my PC broke how upset I'd be And I'd be like well That would really I'm really furious Chat my ass Because I've I'm like oh I'm I've

I'm good right now Like every you know and then all of a sudden A necessary expense would be added That is that is the It's like somebody gets a new car and then they immediately wreck it I have seen people drive off the lava cars and get it Particularly in Glendale California Interesting

That is I've seen that too Dude you know how much do you So a car off the lot is immediately like 40% less In general Yeah And then obvious people don't get that insurance They're usually on their way to get the insurance

You know what's crazy about that? Is that like that's only true for like For cars Generally speaking like that amount of depreciation Oh like how quickly things Yeah how quickly things depreciate But it's also It's the only thing that we acknowledge

That's true about Because that is true for everything Like when a house is when you when a house is off the market, it does literally depreciate and value. We've just somehow agreed that it doesn't. Well, it's because of the fact that houses,

it's falling apart. They re-appreciate. They appreciate later on the houses in general. Sure. So it's like a, it's like a... Right, but not really, though. No, they do. I was appreciating value.

No, but what I'm saying is like, because of what we've set up, that's how it works. So you're talking about technically by structure, like the moment a house is done being built, it's already closer to it's already starting its decline right but that's so stupid that's true of a car as well that's true of everything but that's what i'm saying we only acknowledge that that's true about cars for some reason but that's so we accept it it it's like okay let's funnel all of our exceptions to this

concept into the car yeah and we'd not acknowledge that it's true for anything it is dumb for everything it is dumb for everything but it's also the law of like well duh you hear what he's saying though because like when you look at all the sun's depreciating and price is going to blow up one day's like well Oh, yeah, clearly. Within your lifetime, your house will depreciate in literal value. Not like in the value that we've given in literal constitution, yes. The shit that my parents have had to deal with with our house is insane.

Like, oh, fucking wasps tunnel into the fucking walls. Oh, fucking the boiler almost exploded. Oh, fucking X, you know what? Like, it's like a million things. Oh, the fucking water that's been soaking into the ground because it's been raining so much is like bleeding through the basement. walls. Oh, sick. You know? All of those, by the way,

way, way worse than the ways in which a car depreciates generally. For the most part, yeah. Because cars at least can, they get recalled. Well, the thing about cars is that car. They get like, oh, something's wrong. We got to bring it in and fix it. They don't do that with a house. If something's wrong with the house, it's like, fuck you, dude. The only thing about cars that there, I think

I agree, but like cars are meant to be things that work. I understand. I understand. I understand the concept. You're taking out. You're risking it. consistently. I get it. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea.

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The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was that going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will.

Wow, that had everything. Rees, suspense. Reese's. I just think it's weird that it's like the only thing that we acknowledge, depreciates immediately. Yeah. If it was more stable like the way we do appraised cars, then it would, it would be much more chill in the way that the housing market goes up and down, like insanely. So there's times where it should just be, you should make a lot less money when you're selling your house technically because it probably is worst off. the foundation's worse off.

There's a lot more risk in buying this house, this used house. But because the housing market, you can actually make significantly more money. Even if you don't do anything. Even if you don't like, because my parents, we, you know, we rebuilt the basement.

We did a bunch of shit to the house. But like a lot of people like, you can just hold on to it. You can hold onto that house, not do anything. You can probably let mold fucking fester. As long as you hide it, you know,

That house goes up in value, even though it literally is worth less. That's all I'm saying. It's because of technically technically. I can go and take my car. I can go and take my car, right? Put in a new stereo in it. And because I've fucked with it. It's worth less, yeah.

It's worth less, yeah. Unless I find somebody, you know, off the market. Yeah, someone who actually, yeah. That's like supercars. But like that's crazy to me. Those cars are souped up to shit. They're worth so much less. Yeah.

Unless they're like a fucking hyper rare version of it. my ride cars that always had like a PS2 in the fucking seat. Imagine having one of those now. Well, you know what's funny? Well, that would be interesting. I wonder, now would probably be worth a lot. Is it cool or not cool?

Well, it's lame as fuck. It's stupid. Like some child. Like, remember the bands? Like, oh, PS2. Oh, sick.

Remember the vans with the fucking TV screens in the back part of your head? Yeah. And now you're like, I was a kid, I was like, that's so cool. Now I'm like, this is fucking stupid. We built the PS2.

into the core of this car. You can't actually take the PS2 out. You can't take it out. Sorry. You got to open the fucking hood and collapse. The car is actually, this is, you thought you were getting a car with a PS2 integrated into it.

What you actually got was a PS2 that drives, really. That's more or less a car. This is primarily a PlayStation. Listen, dog. It's me exhibit. If you want to drive this car, you got to be playing the PS2 the entire time, dog.

And you got to be playing a game that looks like the route that you're going. so I hope wherever you're going is exactly a Ridge Racer type 4 or whatever which means I'll leave you going to do you know what's crazy I don't know a single exhibit song I know it really what song do you know I don't know really yeah what's one real quick see if I can remember it I'm sure you at least know paparazzi push it to exhibit no that's a good one that's a good one that's actually one of my favorites That's supposed to

Exhibit That's really interesting Have you seen that man You didn't Like paparazzi You've heard paparazzi I don't remember it It's the shame

Niggers in the rap game Only fun the money And the fame Extra large You never It has that soothing beat Ooh Do you love me

I am I'm Exhibit Everybody loves me All the paparazzi I am I'm Exhibit I'm Exhibit Take pictures of me

My name is Exhibit Look at me. I'm moving the Exhibit. I'm going to Pimp your ride and I know You're going to be pissed at me. Yo,

he's a platinum selling artist. PS2 in your car. Dude, there are people. They took the PS2's back, by the way, when they were done filming. Isn't that crazy?

You're lying. No, I'm dead serious. The whole premise, I guess, or like a lot of that fancy shit, specifically with game consoles. If they had a game console in the car

and that was like a, like they would show it to you. And then they would take the PS2 back. It was like exhibits PS2 or something And they just like See it works And then they were like Get your own PS2

I need that back dog I need that back dog I gotta play fucking Catamari You don't know any I don't know any I don't know any What about X X

X rearranged the whole game With my rugged sound X Won't even say your own name When I come around What about back to back Front to back? Oh no

Let's get drunk And fuck for show Please stop Running your mouth Let's go That's great I love hip hop so much but I just don't know.

I'm from. Niggas dot beef. Never know when the outcome. I genuinely. What is it? Without one. I genuinely only knew exhibit from that show.

I never heard of anywhere. What about get your walk on? I don't get your walk on. Oh, you know what I'm from? I also. The one of the one of them. With in temptation or something. Oh.

And we run. And we run. And we run. Ridiculous. And we run. It actually was kind of cool. I actually used to run on track. Come on a do it.

I had a run. We're out of here. Yeah, we're out of here. We're building cars. I'll break these chains or something. I just remember he says something like, he's not only car oriented. He's only, to me, he's more car oriented than a lot of NASCAR people are. He's fucked, dude.

Restless classic West Coast album came out in like 2000 or 2001 or something like that. Sorry. I'm from the better coast where there's better hip-hop music. That's a solid fucking album. And like, you had a- Play Tekken on your bike. and look he's on the highway

you see that video of the that was it the dude who was like driving his bike like on the 110 or whatever and just creaned into some guy and flipped and the bike landed on him it's crazy he was on a police chase he was running away yes I saw that

it was actually kind of sad he was on an exhibit bike he took his he took his bike Exhibit. And he was like, Pimp my bike exhibit. And he was like, yeah.

Yeah. All right. I'm like 48. There's a game cube on here. Oh, look at that. I put a GameCube in your fucking spokes. On, um. A game.

I like that. How does that work? First of all, I like the idea that like, even still to this day, the show's still going on. Like, let's say like,

and they're still giving early 2000. Pip my ride is still going on in 2025. And they're like, yo, we got a game cube. You got a GameCube. This thing can run. It only plays

it and only plays Bloody Roar 3 and that's it. That's it. Sorry. We actually broke it. We can only play

it. The game's stuck in it. How did you break it? Oh, you broke it in there. That's idea that you can only play like four games. We welded the CD

thing shut so it's the only game that you can play. And if it gets loose, sorry. It's like you got to shake the disc back into the It's almost like trying to get a guitar pick

out of a fucking guitar. We also welded the controller to the seat so, you know, good luck actually playing it. You're gonna play with your balls. You're like touching the seats like fucking try to control it.

No. No. We're not even talking about where the screen is. Anyway, dog. You got to sign this contract. The screen is the other windshield. The whole windshield. Of a bike.

Oh yeah. So it's like there's like little. There's low. Intramal. Inward. Listen, dog, we know you're having engine troubles, so we replaced your engine with six PS3s, and, uh,

I gave you and a half. I gave you a half. It kind of works. I heard you were trying to go for a more rusting vibe, so your engines, actually just six hamsters running in a circle. The hamster is fucking starving. They're in rough, they're in a rough situation.

Listen, dog, you're having trouble with your combustible engine, And so instead we replaced it with six combustible hamsters. Yeah. And you have an appreciation with your combustible engines and we put a, it's a bomb. Wow. You had a V8, well, we put in fucking eight bombs. Yeah. You had a V8, but we decided to replace it with a V8 vegetable juice instead.

We put seven nuclear warheads in your fucking bike. And it's like, what? I can't drive this. This is juice. Yeah Fucking V8 They're They're the pistons

I was literally about to say that I'm suddenly Look at the piston They're trying to crush The fucking Octane They will only And it's just juice

It's juice And gasoline Inside their view Immediately just juice Everywhere Oh God That show would have been great If they could have

Kept it going And just let it Corrine into this space If the next series Will be next Zibit. Oh, next Zibbitt.

We got to ask him to do that show. Exhibit. Where the fuck are you right now? Bitch coming here. What's he doing? Probably retired on.

He's probably chilling because he's like He released a music recently. Really? Yeah. How recent? Like last year, I think.

Oh, and this year. Oh, no, no, specifically this year, actually. We're putting, where we moved up. Is that album? Just singles. We moved up to P.

Oh, what the fuck? It actually is an album. What the fuck? How many? I don't even. I'm a month. One point a lot. 1.8 million?

That's crazy. His third most popular song is And We Run from With the temptation. That makes sense. 29 million. And then my name, interesting. My name.

Wow, really? That's the second most popular. X is his most, this one, you don't remember this beat? On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a T, the band T.

From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then, your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same T from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See?

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eBay, things people love. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. motive um they're rees what was I going to do stop myself

tune in next time to see if I do it again spoiler I will that had everything Reese's suspense Reese's has a fucking

Snoop Dog just sang a bunch of bullshit at the end of it with X's a bunch of alliterations it's so stupid remember this beat yes I do remember I know this yeah

that's a classic Bim, bim, bim, bing, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good times, man. That's back in life was really fun. First day on the rest of my life.

It was awesome. I was back when there was like an illusion to cronkite. I'll strip your car down and put my seamen in it. The world was so pretty back then, dude. Isn't that crazy? Isn't it crazy that the world was prettier

once in a time to you? That's always true, though. It was always getting worse because it's more fucking toxic shit in the air. Yeah. The future is always less bright, unfortunately. There was the glow of pretty, you know? Like when you go into a new place

and it's like, it shines in the way it doesn't when you're later on. Completely disregard of what you were saying. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I completely don't care. Where you say, what you say? No, I'm just saying like the future is always less bright. Like, when you look back and things always seem brighter as you get, as you go forward. Yeah.

Because now, especially, unfortunately, since we're living, no one wants to live through history, you know? Right, right. And you don't read about it. We thought we were done with time trajectory, which suggests we would be at a place where we had you know self like automation and then uh universal basic income like machines are taking care of labor that's what time would suggest but you know the powers that be made sure that didn't happen and uh well hey it could have happened if you know the people are i think people are dumb what are you're going to do the problem of this i think i think i can blame all that on trans people and immigrants

oh interesting yeah you blame that all on them it's fair yeah really when i think about it i was watching Dadey vans and he said that trans people and immigrants are the problem. Listen, dog, I built your entire new car out of trans and immigrants. Next year. Just a punch of a poor unfortunate people duct tape together. That's crazy.

Car runs on trans juice. You're going to do is grab them into a pulp, you know? All you got to do is grab a trans person just forehead and rub it. Fingers leave for three hours and then put it in your fucking edge. Oh, wow.

It's, yeah, I don't know how I feel about that exhibit. I don't care what you feel about it. I don't care enough. Sign the contract. But weird. He just puts on his album and then turns it up and just doesn't care what you say anymore. He presses the fucking person's eyeball hard and then twist their fucking groin to turn up the music. I was a rapper.

You know that? Jesus Christ. There really was. Why was he even chosen? I wonder. He was affordable, I think. I think he was affordable enough. Also, that, like, that supercar culture is very big over here.

You live by what, I shouldn't say. Yeah, I know you're talking about that. Yeah. Yeah. It's right fucking. That's crazy. It is right. I'm going to go, hey, exhibit.

Yo. It's over in that area. Okay. Okay. So, we started questions a while ago. We didn't read any of them. Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Yeah, we started talking about exhibits. That's like my ride and exhibit. That's got to be the fucking cat that I want to call the thumbnail. I don't even know what to hit my exhibit. What is it? Wait, what do you mean? Exhibit my exhibit. Exhibit my exhibit.

It's not even funny. It's such stuff. Oh my God. Dude, I'm on fire. Pip my bike. I don't know. We can figure out something. I do love the idea.

It was just some fucking godforsaken piece of shit bike Or just some absurd Carving Literally a bicycle That is just way too much shit on it Pleo TCA Pfeo TCA rode in Says hey gang

Heard the craziest thing From a horror related podcast Is that Dead Paisal? Oh okay no good I heard the craziest thing from a horror related podcast One of the hosts of this podcast was friends With this kid who wore a bandana Oh no not a bandana

A banana costume for school of events just for fun. It was so popular that someone proceeded to rip off his bit. So there were now two guys wearing banana costumes. Years later, the guy who stole the original kid's bit was part of January 6th. I have no questions, but I just wanted to tell you this. That's, imagine like you see, you, you, you were that kid, right? And you, like, started that bit and then you just retired it and somebody else ripped it off. And then you see that guy on the, on January 6 wearing a banana suit. And everybody calls you. He was like, yo, are you at January 6th?

He's like, no. I saw a guy in a banish who's like, no, that's, that's Connor probably. Wait, he wasn't in the banana suit at January 6th. That's kind of what I'm assuming. You might be that guy with the fucking Buffalo helmet on. Oh, that, yeah, that whatever guy,

I don't remember his name. No, yeah, I think, uh, I imagine him in the van derby. He actually went at the riot. So, if that, I would be very upset that I've never seen any footage of Banana Man at fucking, He was shot on site. He was gunned down immediately.

They're like, whoa. Is that a real banana? Is that a real banana? And they just, they opened fire. That's why the cops didn't kill any of them. Well, they killed that one chick. Well, they didn't count him because they thought he was a real banana. So it was like, oh, we didn't kill anybody.

That's a banana. Yeah. But they like. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea. The band tea. From the last show, your favorite band.

ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then, your BFF started glaring it, which is cute, until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour, still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See, the things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex-BFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship. foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. And where else are you going to find your first car? The one you wish you'd never sold, but now, you finally get the chance to take back home.

For good this time. Shop eBay for millions of fines, each with a story. eBay, things people love. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's.

What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Reeses. Suspense.

Reese's. They had no more ammunition. That's why they didn't shoot anybody else. Right. They unloaded into the banana. Yeah. There was one other girl that got shot, but that was that dude's last bullet.

He was like, fuck, only had one bullet. fucking I got to really save it and then some crazy bitch trying to climb through the window He threw the gun up and hit the ground and blubber shot. That's actually, what I actually saw was, I don't know if you ever saw the footage. I think her name was Ashley Babbit or something like that. Ashley Babette or something like that. He came up

and put it in her eye. Like he was pushing her eye back and then he pulled the trigger. Is that true? That's great. That sounds unbelievable. That's so brutal. There's a point. This point where the fucking, the, where the clip, with the trigger is, it stops at her fucking, well, so here's the fucking orbital bone.

That's like, the way of imagining it, which is really crazy. The way of imagining is like, the barrel, the barrel goes in. It's touching the brain, basically. Yeah. But the eye is still in the, in the middle of the gun. Oh, what? So like, noo? Yeah, exactly.

That's horrifying. Jesus Christ. That's going to be, that's going to be, that's going to. be in a history of books my nephew is going to read, which is hilarious. Yeah. After this wave is done, and we start, and we start, and we heard he just put down a Claymore. He put down a Claymore in front of that door.

He already cast lightning on her, actually. Lightning. It's a fucking horde mode and start set. Oh, fucking next wave begins in 30 seconds. Heard. Gears three. Gears three, the fucking. Fuck you, babit.

There's a fucking, he had a, he had like, hole below traps. He had like, fucking. Oh, yeah. They're home alone, but during January 6th is an awesome premise. It's like Kevin McAllister in the Capitol, really trying to protect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Kevin McAllister. I was watching Cabin in the Woods, and I paused for some wild reason.

One of the niggas in the box of the villains is Kevin McAllister. He's in there, and I was like, that's Kevin McAllister straight up. Kevin McAllister's in Kevin in the woods. Kevin McAllister. I don't remember that. I remember the leopard, I remember like weird things like the leopard dead witch is there. What you call it? A few of the deadites are there.

but one of them, I'm dead serious Kevin McAllister. You, that can't be real. Wouldn't get a credit? If he, he'd get a credit if he, if he, if he, if he, if he, that, that, that, that, the image of that character is probably owned by. The image of. No. I swear, I swear, I said. No.

McCallie Colton. I think McCulley Hulkin wouldn't see any, any revenue from that. Oh, okay. I mean, I don't know. I, I'm just assuming based on like what I know about how people in that industry gets screwed over. The idea of Kevin McCallis. Probably, I guess, okay. Kevin McCallister being chained up.

It's suspended. in the air and it's like don't drop anything near him if you drop something near him he'll turn it to the trap and he'll kill everybody he'll kill everybody he'll kill everybody because we don't have what you call it what are they called again Marnie and Jim or something like that no what are they called

Marv and Harry and Harry Marney and Jim I got Marnie from fucking Dune we don't have their durability we will die oh yeah the Kevin in the movie the cabin in the woods refers to a monster

option from the facility's whiteboard not to Kevin McAllister from Home Alone. It's Kevin. There's no Kevin McAllister in Home Alone. It's Kevin. He's one of the monsters. You don't want to believe it because you're scared. I would love to believe that. You're scared to finally acknowledge what Kevin McAllister is. Dude, I think that would be hilarious. That's fine. It's okay to be afraid of him. I get it. If Kevin McAllister really wasn't Kevin that was, that would be awesome. I would love that. Do you think, do you really, this is real? This is real shit. Do you think if there was a tower defense from like the zombies from World War

Z and you play it was you and Kevin McAllister I think Kevin McAllis could do Kevin's gone he's a child yeah but he's also if he's given the wrong material

he was saved by an old man with a shovel they were about to eat that kid he literally bit his figure he was gonna be he was gonna eat him because he wasn't bloodlusted if he was blood was like Kevin McCah ridiculous

if he wanted blood he would win he has He just has to have his fortress And then he'll be good If you put him in a fortress He can stop like I don't know Probably the rapture He could probably hold back to horse

You know, he would have fucking You know Helms deep What's the battle of Helms deep? Yeah, Helms deep Yeah like he would have fucking The or like dog We don't want to go in where it's gonna die This is fucked up

Fucking Kevin Kouser Legolas I got this He moves Legis out the way Aggressing Like just go home dude Just just go home All right He had a son

He made me full of to a ditch and then the sun appeared next to me. I don't know how he did that. That was magic. 95 grassy gutter road long meadow M.A. wrote in. He says, what is this? Greetings ticker, locust, and broomock.

What's the most egregious thing? What's the most egregious thing you've seen somebody do with something that they bought? On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea, the band tea from the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute.

Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory, rent-free forever. See? The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you. But eBay isn't just forgetting whatever your XBFF stole back. It's also for that rare championship foul ball you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you.

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And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds.

Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. I had a friend purchased, I had a friend who purchased a sealed copy of Sonic Adventure for the Dreamcast last year and this motherfucker opened it because he wanted to play it. I about left through my microphone through Discord

and out into his neck out into his neck of the woods to revert him back to the state of being a fetus. I probably would have done the same thing. I would be like, I want to play it. Here, I can reseal this. I mean, why don't I just buy a used one? Yeah, why I was just

pirated, I guess? Really that. Also, just steal it. It just wasn't. Because that implies that he paid full price for like a open copy. That's, or like a sealed copy. That's kind of crazy. I don't remember there being any like significance around that time when it actually came out. It was all the people that, um, I just might have missed it.

Because I played it. I, um, I rented it. And I was like, this sucks. And then I was done with that. Um, I don't remember there being like much of, like, uh, at all. The game is very influential. It's very influential. Yeah, it's just interesting that, like, I just don't remember the way that people talk about it.

I just, I miss that whole thing. I'm a Sonic fan to a degree. So a lot. Too much. So a lot. And I imagine that, like, that's a really important game. Because I like Sonic, but I never, like, Googled Sonic. And I think that saved me from a lot of, like, trajectory.

That would have been pretty detrimental to young me. I just don't. I love Sonic. It's just in the same way Mega Man X when they went 3D. They had a 3D at Mega Man X 7. I was just like, what the fuck? It immediately, I was like, I fucking hate this. I do prefer a little portly Sonic with his little tummy.

I need fucking old school fucking just, just side scrolling. That's like Sonic Mania was awesome to me. You know, like shit like that. Even fucking when I played Mega Man X 8 because they did side scrolling, but it was just in like kind of 3D graphics. Still didn't. Much better. But it just, no, man, there's something about like that. old sprite shit just

fucking charming. I would love if things went back to 2D like if games in general took us to a step back to its 2D animation. That'd be really fun. Like some like I had a lot of fun playing a blasphemous. I haven't played a second one. Oh yeah, yeah. But like shit like that like where there's a lot of cool like in these

projects or even like obviously you see what people really think of Hollandite and stuff and the Silk Song. I hate that I think Hollow Night is better than my SuperMet right now. It really bothers me. I bet you're like one of the Most important games to me of all time. I tried playing recently probably a couple weeks ago.

And I honestly was kind of Super Metroid. And I was like, I'm good. Yeah. I really was like, I'm not into this anymore. It's kind of crazy. I love that game so much. But I probably, probably after playing Holland, I probably be like, this is a little stale.

And now it would hurt me. So I don't want to do that. Really for me what it is, though, is the, the eerie and ominous tones and stuff is cool. But it's like I'm still back in the day, the things that I noticed that I play over and over into my adulthood have a banger soundtrack. So like when I'm playing streets of Rage 2, when I'm playing fucking Sonic, when I'm playing Mega Man X's whatever, like there is a banger soundtrack and like turn that soundtrack off. It kind of really devalues the gameplay. Like it really does. It's fucked up.

It's fucked up. It's still fun, but I'm also like. What is a game that soundtrack is like in? entirely capsulates me. I don't know if I have one. The soundtrack is like why I play it. Probably leisure suit Larry. Do do do do do do do do.

Is that real? Do you actually know the leases? No. Oh, I don't know if that's a real thing. You don't know. Leisure suit. Leisure suit Larry? You know that is, right?

I've heard the name, but I don't actually know what that is. It's like a porn game, I think. Yeah. Or like not a porn game, but it's like, you know, it's one of those like raunchy. Yeah. They came out for PS2. couldn't have been a real porn game, but...

Okay. Yeah. Whatever. I forget that a lot. There are. There are... On Steam, there's a fucking insane. I have one in my wish list, I think.

I have one called anime straining. Someone gifted to me and I've never opened it. You should actually play it. You should get all the trophies in it. I'm ever going to play it's going to walk in. I'm going to be fucking clicking some porn game. You're fucking no pants. I'm going to like Donald Duck playing this game.

Donald Duck harder than a bitch is played it. I got to say, I don't know if I have an answer. to the question of just like anybody that I know who's bought something crazy that like I don't approve of what they've done with it. I don't know. I don't know a lot of people who collect things I guess or like invest in that stuff who don't also understand. And I also just don't give a shit personally.

Like I was like, ah, if you rip up a I threw out an entire deck of Yu-Gi-o cards because I was like, I don't know what the fuck this is. I don't know what the fuck is the same. I don't know what the fuck is the same. My uncle fucking threw away my cards being a cunt. Well, I did it to myself Because I was like I'm gonna cover the screen

But on the bottom But lust goddess Lust goddess It's in my It's a free to play Because there was like a whole You just scrolled down on Steam And there was a whole compilation

Of just porn games on the bottom Like should this be on the I guess I'm an adult so it can't be But still it's on the homepage On the bottom I remember You can't interact with it Unless you say you're an adult

Yeah but yeah But of course Everybody does that Well now that verification It's just gonna be gone soon One day Well I yeah We'll see how that happened

Anyway, but I don't have a satisfying answer We're gonna move on That's crazy This is a fucking screen search That looks so ridiculous You know what I'm saying? You gotta, that's crazy That is so crazy

There's so much legend Confusing all the smut artists I sub to on Patreon With these names wrote in He says, Hello to the little gay men in my phone The actor who played Shang Chi Simulu Simulu, I think is

Recently posted his favorite video games and it seems like a very genuine interest for him unlike other celebrities. What's interesting is that his taste seems like a perfect combination of all three of you. He loves Halo 3 Mass Effect Cotor, Final Fantasy 7, Dragon Age Origins, and a few others.

What famous person do you... Bangers. Not bad, not a bad list. He's a good nigga. He knows bangers. I like him now. Well, he said some really cool shit before about... I thought you were going to say he says a... He does some really cool shit before about everything that was happening with ice rays. I do not like niggas.

I love Halo 3 and I hate Palestinians. Oh, okay. He clapping hard as fucking. I like Shang Chi. I've never seen Shang Chi at all. I saw a little bit of it. I'm sure it's fine. I don't know.

I just had really good choreography for the first time and a long time in a Marvel thing. And I was like, wow. It's just hard for me to care about Marvel really going at this point. I thought he's going to say Asians. I was like, whoa. That's also true to be fair. Oh, okay.

That's what I thought. That's crazy. Asians are such a benign group of people. Well, yeah. So I don't care about them. It's not interesting. Thank you for a, thank you. It's like if I have a benign,

fucking, you know. A benign cyst on my penis. If I have a benign cyst on your penis. That's, first of all, that's crazy. Just leave. That's huge. It's a fucking baseball. And then the dog nerds, it's benign.

Get out. It's benign. He freezes it. It shatters it with a hammer. Anyway, what famous person do you hope loves the same? type of games as you as you. Me personally I hope Wes Anderson has a ton of

Destiny 2 hours logged in this notion there yeah. That would surprise me too also. It would surprise me very much. It would but it wouldn't because I'd be like Absolutely is not like the game. The idea of any of those directors even remotely interacting with the live service would confuse the shit out of me. Yeah, they're little too. Like if I found out that like Quentin Tarantino

was like, yeah, I'm on Marvel rivals, you know? Like I'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? He's a fucking gooner. I bet he played Claire obscure. He's like that that bitch with the fucking feet flying around. Lou Ney? Trying to swallow his fucking cameras His monitor.

I gotta make a movie about this. I gotta make a movie about this. And just use 50, fucking 67 millimeter fucking film only on her feet. I'm still coming. I can't believe I'm still coming. I'm coming for weeks. We shot the hateful eight,

but there's only feet. The hateful feet. The feetful eight. The feetful eight. The feetful eight. The feetful eight. It's so. That's not even me

You just see the movie He just relays his entire Disgography movie What is it fun But it's just feet fiction Reservoir feet Fiction Jango feet

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It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow, that had everything.

Rees, suspense, reases. Once upon a time in feet Jackie's feet Yeah Yeah yeah there'd be That'd be a trash He's making one more right Doesn't he got one more coming out?

Yeah I think so Once upon a time In feet Yeah Yeah A good little discography he'll make Yeah we got all the good ones We got all the right ones

Yeah Res of our feet That's like Feet go Stuck in the middle With your feet He just was the one It's like YouTube pooped

Speaking of YouTube poop You know you know the live action To the right here I am Stuck in the middle with feet Have you guys seen how the YouTube poops The live action YouTube poops are actually getting really popular now I have not seen that now Because that fucking Italian guy

He like started off It's like a meta It's becoming its own meta And I'm like this is like That's still the only one I'm gonna Lago Meta Lago Meta Lago Meta

Lago Mita I've only seen I've only seen I've only seen that video Waterstool full I've only seen that video though I've not seen any other like imitators Make cuts of that one though

I've seen cuts of it maybe than YouTube poops of that one I've not seen that What is what is that that moment? Is that like YouTube poop inception? Yeah I guess so yeah yeah yeah That's insane I can't wait I can't wait

I get more people start doing that Then that becomes a new meta of commentary It's literally the first one. I'm following a page. I'm actually not following him. He's just in my algorithm all the time. He, I like what he's doing where he's making his own YouTube poops of mostly just regular people having either crashouts or whatever it is.

So it's just regular people. And usually people don't do that. It's usually famous stuff. So like, but everyone's one he'll do a famous one. But like there was a guy that was freaking out about students cheating in class with like AI and all this shit. And so then he just YouTube poops and sent and sentences. mix that and it's so fucking funny because the people are like freak it's like completely just disrespecting all these people's freaking out like some of them are like freaking out for like

legitimate reasons it's just disrespectful it's so funny yeah I wish I remember the name because I would tell people I really hate how much I enjoy I hate how much I enjoy people being bothered yeah it is I think that's genuinely not a good trait that's actually I think one of the worst traits of someone to have yeah of course but seeing someone see someone be bothered makes me happy. Do you guys see that video I showed you of the the like body camp footage and then the guy was saying

like come here inward with the like the wavy voice and like someone put the wavy filter on it? No, no. And like it looks like I'm assuming it's a cop or something? Did you see there's a video of a guy pulling a cop on the guy over and then someone hits the cop's car? Oh, I think I've seen it. Yeah.

It flies away. Check this up. Hopefully he does. Come here, man, nigga That guy Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He was cutting ass the kids He was fucking hollet

He was all in ass There's completely undercuts the racism Doesn't even matter anymore Dude that is Everything Everything under that filter is like It is jingle keys in front of you And it's funny

But it is funny Yeah, yeah Like, I can't help it laugh when I hear Smith. I hate how formulaic it is for me. Like, I hate how, like, oh, that's just going to make me laugh. Like, damn. And it's my tooth day. It's that end racism.

It's like, well, that's just, that's a save in a photo doc. It's like, well, got to save this video for later. Yeah. I'm trying to think of, like, I've seen, dude, I've seen interviews with celebrities where they're talking about, like, video games. And it's very funny because it's very clear, like, you've played video games. Like, you don't anymore, and it's fine. Mm-hmm. You know?

But it's like, oh, like he's taking a fucking sip finally. The, um, because I think I saw one for Aaron, Aaron Paul, because he's in a video game. Mm-hmm. With Alana and a bunch of other people. Oh, yeah. Um, but he was giving an interview and he's like, oh, man, yeah, back in the day, uh, Halo, that was just such a game. Like, I know he played it. But it's just like the way, you know what I mean?

I can tell it was like, I know you haven't played in a long time. That's fine. Yeah. But it's funny then to see like people who are like actually into it. We're like this guy. Anyone that puts Couture in their top is like, oh, this guy really, this guy knows ball. Oh, sure. That's a lead ball knowledge for sure.

Cotour or Dragon Age origin is like, oh, this guy knows ball. This guy plays this guy's a ball player. Yeah. Good. No, absolutely. I would want, I would want Keith David to be a big fan of Baldess Gate 3. That'd make me happy. But I just know there's, I know maybe the art society.

He might be like, this is a really interesting story. And I wish they would have let me voice the black man. it would have been better. You know. Who will or Ravenguard? No, Ravenguard. Yeah. I don't think you'd know.

That would have been sick. I wouldn't have killed him if it was key dead. I wouldn't have killed. I would have spared him. Insane. Killed the shit. I saved him. I had to redo it a few times, but I did save him the first time.

I saved him. That part of that game is fucking hard and shit. Did you play it on the harder modes? No. It's. No. Why? Dude, at a certain point, I, there's mind flares down there.

I'm like, what the fuck? Fuck, what is this? That's crazy. At a certain point, I'm like, I just don't want to. I'm over, I feel like maybe it's my age. I'm just over being too frustrated in the game. That's what I live for, man, unfortunately. Yeah, that's what I live for.

It's bad. It's bad. I beat a significant portion of the God of War 2018 on the hardest setting. Toucher's ass. After a while, I was just like, I'm good. Like, it's too, it did make me, I like, I appreciate when they make me think outside the box. Like, I need to use the environment to defeat some of these enemies.

Like, stomp them get them off the cliff essentially get them off the get them ring out ring them out because trying to be you know i i appreciate that but then when there's times where you just like you don't have options like that and i'm like this is just fucking hard and i'm not having fun anymore i'm i'm not i'm good you know yeah and i live for that unfortunately is bad so i like fucking so i like metraudania's and shit those i'm playing soaring that game is raping me i just like soak song that game is beating my yeah i gave up it's so much movement i don't have the time The movement in that game is insane.

It's like a wild experience degree of movement you get. But it's like it's literally, that game is creepy. I reach that point to where I'm just kind of like, if I'm too frustrated, I'm like, I'm not having fun. I'm not enjoying it. I'm not really enjoying my time. I love it. I only, I won't get frustrated if I see the tools that have been presented to me and I just need to do it well. If it gets to the point where I need to look up a strategy, I'm kind of like, I'm done.

You know, because I've done that many times where I'm like, I can't fucking figure out how to beat this. boss and then I have to look at somebody beat it and I'm like oh I didn't think about that I'm like that's not I don't like when it's not intuitive you can be hard as fuck but just I'm like fuck I just need like get good essentially yeah I like a hard game in like a multiplayer context I guess like I don't mind that

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podcasts, and welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone cramination. wrinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses.

Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. There's not, you don't, you can't look up a, it's not a strategy guide kind of thing. Uh-huh. Where it's just like, oh, it's not like a puzzle in like some game where it's just like, oh, I have to combine the wrench with a fucking Reese's cup. Why the fuck would I even think to do that?

You know, it's just it's skill and my coordination. I'm overly competitive. I think that's the problem. I'm overly competitive. One, so I don't give up. And then two, I'm just like,

oh, if the overcoming feeling feels really good to me. Like Lily's watching me play so sorry now. She's like, dude, you're crying. Like, you're tearing right now because you're so upset.

Like, why are you doing this? And I'm like, it couldn't be me. There is a, I just, I wonder if Cuphead came out today for me. If,

uh, the DS3, It's like I didn't play Shadow of the Air Tree for that reason because I was just like, I don't feel like it right now. That shit's fucking obnoxious. It's like that where if the Ring City DLC came out today for Dark Souls 3, what I play, just because where I'm at right now mentally, I'm like, would I play it? It makes me great experience. So I'm so glad that I experienced all that. But also, I'm like, damn, I'm sure I'm missing out on some good shit, but I'm just feeling, I'm feeling older, I guess.

Yeah. I don't know. I'm just feeling older. Enjoy your time, man. You don't spend your time being fucking mad at shit all the time. It's sensible. Yeah, the internet annoys me enough. I don't need video games to do it.

Yeah, it's our job. So, you know, sadly. I guess if things were, like, stupid and good, like, if we're living in Australia right now, I think maybe I would feel differently. I wouldn't. I know what I mean. Until the kangaroo breaks your house and stomps your house flat.

Like, in a fucking Norway. That's true. Norway. See that one of the guy who's like, he has the kangaroo at arm's length and he's trying to kick him in a can't? And then he kisses it on the mouth And he's like Have you seen that he didn't reset it? Like yeah he's like baffled by it

Flumming fuck man Yo it's gay dude He genuinely like it really took him a back He's like I've never seen such a human like I love how they kick you And don't even kick you hard enough to kill you They kick you enough to set you off

Yeah they're not trying to kill you Well some of them are Well I guess some of them are in a city I guess they probably I saw one foaming at the mouth once I saw a video of one In the Bronx some guy That's crazy

It was in a gang in the Bronx It was a Latin king kangaroo It was in the Bronx He's hanging out the Latin king You're like what's happening right now You know what's crazy though If you heard about If you heard about a kangaroo

Hoping through the Bronx Would you really be that surprised I'd be like Well It wouldn't be as surprising as you would imagine It's like Really? Wouldn't be like if it was like

There's a zoo there Yeah Yeah that's what Yeah It like it escaped from the zoo but that's what I was like it's not at the zoo Well yeah I know I escaped

Yeah okay Yeah fair enough I'm hop to the Bronx Hanging out fucking um What's the name of the guy Kangaroo Jack Is hanging out on the Bronx Kangaroo Jack

With his fucking hoodie on What a disappointment That shit? I watched it I remember being a kid And watching it The animated one was so much cooler They tried to do something

With that didn't Animated King Rojack They try to make a franchise out of it The animated show I'm sicking Are you serious Isn't there like two of those movies Or something?

It might be a movie No way I feel like they were trying To like franchise There was something animated About it I remember that Anthony Anderson

of it. Anthony Anderson, I remember, was in the movie, the first one. Yeah. Kangaroo. Maybe I'm wrong. I thought they were trying

to like franchise. I swear they were trying to like do, oh, this is going to be a new mascot kind of a thing. 2003 American buddy action

comedy film. Let's see. None else? Originally conceived there's an R-rated mob comedy. I would have fucked with that.

What the fuck is happening? Kangaroo Jackie Wells. Yeah. And it's like, oh, yeah, Jiko. I'm fucking.

I'm on season five of the Sopranos. Nice. I've been binge it. Dude, it's starting to affect my dialect a little bit. Ew. It's actually kind of like it's, I have to catch myself because I almost want to say certain things.

It's good. It's too, it's a little bit too slow though. That's my only problem. It's so, because I'm also watching other shows and modern day pacing is so fucking different. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was saying, remember when seasons would have like 20 episodes. Yeah. And how they have eight episodes and I'm like, that's enough. Yeah, it's exactly that.

These are like 15 episodes, whatever it is, it's very long seasons. The scenes are sometimes so drawn out and they'll even shoot things that I'm like, what was that? Why did you show me that? Like it had no significance, but they'll just show like a part of, like I know they're going this way. Cuts to another scene and then shows them traveling again with no fucking dialogue. And I'm like, what are you doing? Why are you showing me that? What is that?

Kangaroo Jack Oh my God The animated Animated It's called Cases on Mike Bugs Bunny It's called Kangaroo Jack

Good day in the USA Good day In the U.S. Jesus Christ What the fuck Is Kanghu Jack talk? Yes I think he does

Okay I never saw it So I don't know anything Yeah he Well no Well no he So okay This was

This was the main contention Was that The movie marketed it As if he could speak But as if it was a character and the movie would be about him. But it's really, it's really not at all.

It's about like two. You have, you never seen the movie? No. You remember it? Do you vaguely remember it? Yeah, my movie. It's about two guys and like,

I think they're in a drug deal or something. And then the kangaroo puts on a hoodie. Puts on a hoodie with the drugs in it and escapes. And so they've got to, I think is what I'm remembering. This is more or less true. And they have to like go find the fucking kangaroo and get the, get the money or,

something out of the jacket. And they're just chasing this thing the whole time. But it's barely in the movie. And the only time where it speaks is when they're in the desert and they're dying of thirst and they're hallucinating it. Oh. And so it's like one sequence in the middle of the movie where like he's like doing all this dumb shit where he's like rapping and like making a joke.

Jesus Christ. But it's not even real. Okay. I see what this movie is. The template is like, uh, if you ever seen Baby's Day Out? I don't know if you saw it That sounds familiar I don't think I've seen

Fucking little baby That um And you It's read a book about like oh here's this baby That got into all these adventures and shit And then these mobsters like try to kidnap this You know it's a baby of like a famous family or whatever Right

Family so they kidnap this baby But the baby keeps getting out of their hands somehow Oh yeah It's the fucking guy from the Matrix The um Cyrus He's one of the main mob guys And they're like fucking well we're trying to get this baby in it somehow like it recognizes like all this stuff that the baby did in the book like oh it goes to

the zoo the baby's like oh so then the baby fucking ends up in uh with the gorilla oh yeah the scene like the guy the mobsters get fucked up it's like that fucking mr magoo guy right the blind guy who always like would walk he would like walk off a cliff but then like a construction girder would like catch him and he would like walk yeah i'm mr mcgoo i voted for regan he hopes up He probably died before Reagan, I would imagine. I feel like he died right after. I feel like that was his final thing.

Mr. Ragu is an ancient reference. That's like a... My grandma knew about Mr. McGoo. I don't know. My grandma. That's the only reason I know about Mr. Magoo. Well, here's Mr. Magoo. Let's see.

Mr. Rue is probably, I would guess, 19... Pre- Jim Crow. 19, 16. 1816. I'm gonna go... Have you guys ever heard of... What was name of that little girl that, uh, that she's, um... Shirley Temple?

No. Of course, the goat, but, um... Annette? Quincy. She's like an old cartoon He's an old cartoon character And her name's us with A Old little girl cartoon character

It's a ass Annabelle Nah, no Anastasia And Frank Antiannis Antiannes It's enough enough enough

Enough enough Go to next question please What was the other one? What was the weird like construction paper one And Anaconda Oh my God You know she's canonically a part of the digital Was that Nickelodean thing

I think it was before the Digimon movie Yeah that's canonically a part of the like excuse me when you go on canonically it's just part of the original no no no no like when you go on the digimon when you go on the digimon wiki and anaconda is synonymous to the Digimon movie right

that's a part of it it is so she's canon in the universe of Digimon it's not what that means yeah sure you guys remember Kablam yeah sort of like that was it originally a part of Kablam it looked like that I might have been the same studio but I don't think it was like oh it was a

I wanted them to do a show based off of one of the action league now actually now actually now is the shit what is the name of that show HBO that's that has

that's that weird fucking brain show what's it called the one that makes you crash box crash box I watched crash box with Lily recently

and how many things that just made no sense that was insane I was like we're grown ass adults we don't know what the fuck's going on right I used to watch that show when I would come home

explains a lot and it was I just remember being transfixed by it because it looked so strange it was the weird looking show I've ever I've ever seen still formal what is it called again? Crashbox it was like um there's no way to describe

it it's like puppets and like mixed media and like it's like educational technically but it's also just weird it's you know what it was like it was like warrior wear or something it was very fucking strange warrior wear but a kid's show Crashbox I brought it up before like the audience will know but like me welcome

to fucking crash box I'm exhibit it's yeah exhibit exhibit was on it he was the main What if Exhibit at Wario fucking co-hosted fucking PIN my ride. Yeah, like it looks like, the whole show looks like almost like, you remember those I spy books? Yeah. Bill, Bill. It looks like Bill Nyes's intro.

It looks, it's, whoa. Yeah. Yeah. We're watching the intro. That's too much stimuli. Dude, it's so much, dude. It's like, it's just all this stop motion and just the sounds is crazy. Hey, that sounds like Rick and Morty.

They stole it, actually. And he dies. he dies. Oh, fuck. If he dies, he dies. He dies in the intro. But it was just, it was like a weird,

like pseudo-educational kind of like, oh, this is the revolting slob. Oh, God, I remember that. How old is this show? This is like 2000s?

Like, early 2000s? Like 2006 at earliest. But yeah, it was just like like vocab and like weird. That's crazy. I've never heard of this. Like weird little logic puzzles and shit.

Yeah, math. One plus one equal six. What the hell's going on? This did not help me. Oh, this did not. This was the worst way to learn bad possible

Because I think the whole premise was like Look, you could turn fucking The lines of each numbers into different shit And I'm just like, I don't give a fuck Okay, that doesn't help it at all That doesn't mean anything I'm not learning anything I convinced that this whole thing was like a troll in some way

So like, we'll make an educational shit First of all, it's an educational show on HBO You're not turning on HBO for your kids You're not, that's so weird You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? That's so weird Sexmy shit was on HBO Huh?

That can't be. Is that real? Well, they might have put it on it at some point. That's what it was. Well, Israel Family, I guess, is the thing that they were trying to do. But like... It had that, it had Arthur or two. I remember Arthur being on there as well.

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self. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Reese's suspense. Reese's. That's crazy.

We didn't have HBO on. This is all fucking crazy. I don't have it either, but I remember seeing it. This is great crazy that I remember it. Poop. What? Poop or scoop. Poop or scoop?

So is it like shit or is it real? Yeah, trash or real. Yeah, exactly. This is a fucking. insane. Salamander, what the fuck was that? I don't know, man. Like, there's no...

Hater. I have to see all this. It is... It's... Read. Think. Thank you. The answers.

Dude, it's a crazy show. I loved it, though. It was so weird. There was, like, one... Because it would get weirdly real, too, because there was, like, there was one that was, like, a haunted mansion. And the whole premise was, like, you have to... You'd see the silhouette of the guy.

And you have to eavesdrop on their conversations. They would, like, talk about things. They would give clues as to who it is. But they were like, oh, I was shot in the neck. And they were just like shit like that. Or like, oh, my head died. Or like, oh, I drove into a crowd of people in Boston or whatever. You know, you're like, oh, who's this?

I'm like, oh, I don't know who the Boston guy is. But he's that guy. And he's like, you're right. It's the Boston Marathon vehicular killer. That's crazy. It's fucking insane. It's a crazy show. slaughter is the man slaughter is slaughter is

slaughterers anyway it's not a man's sorry that's that's a vehicular murderist oh here's a well yeah this will be the last one the vehicular murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder I'm gonna leave you alone putting my dick and balls between Chunley's thighs

I mean good luck with that I think that's dangerous waters that's dangerous waters not a question you goblins Just me bringing up old shit. Derek getting irrationally pissed of the existence of slice of life anime while being probably the only black man to enjoy Nickelodeon's Doug

has me perplexed to this very day. First of all, there's no way that's true. I like a lot of... I like Doug. The fuck are you talking about it? Doug was great. I feel like everybody like Doug, right?

It was a good show. Was Doug like... Yeah. I get... Doug is white, but I never felt like Doug was like a particularly white show. Yeah.

I feel like... neutral show. It felt like a neutral show. I feel like, Hey Arnold feels like more like a minority kind of show actually, even though Arnold is white. Like that feels like more like kind of catered. Yeah,

I feel like some way. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hey Arnold's catered to different groups. It's like you're supposed to be. Right. Yeah.

At the beginning of that like, I think was there a part in an episode where you got like a, because I was talking about slice of something. And I, how I like them a decent amount. I don't love them. But I like them every now and see like something. I guess the core.

the core of this question about he's talking about me you know right the core of the question I think is like is Doug like a slice of life absolutely is it I don't remember I feel like I remember like weird fucking shit happening in Doug yeah it's very much so about a kid's life you know like it's more less a kid's life and what is going on art and I guess there's like moments that don't make sense

no never mind I haven't seen Doug in forever I'm thinking of like quail man you think of quote I'm just one of his imaginary characters I forgot I forgot I forgot the whole premise of Doug actually now I think of it's him recounting his day in his journal. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's really, like, I'm just wondering about that. Like, he said, what do you say, irrationally pissed? Pissed of the existence of slices of like animal. Like, I just wonder, it was like, the English language, I think words mean stuff. And irrationally pissed is not a feeling I get when I think of slice of life enemies. Yeah, yeah. I think,

animations general, including certain slice of life anime within the anime genre. It's really, my beef is solely with a lot of anime, a lot of cheeby-chebees. shit and a lot of there are certain things that I'll find charming like say I think Doug is a very charming show yeah the way that a lot of that stuff is done within anime is fucking annoying and so it the thing is I feel a lot of people I grew up with it they can't see it through that lens sure they don't see it through like uh say here for example extreme example um I never really enjoyed like say japanese porn because the women sound like cats like they when they're when they're moaning it's it's crazy to me that I'm like that does not sound sexy to me at all but in the same way there's a lot

there's other languages that I don't find it particularly I think when it's because like the natural thing to do when you're in pain or pleasure is making an a an a vowel sound like an a r and oh yeah when people do certain things like in Germany they go sli like yeah when it when it when it when it dee when it deviates from a natural fucking sound that a person that has no no no No business said. Yeah, they have no, they're not mastered a language at all. And there's no way that's no, and there's no way that came natural. No, you don't go, you pick that out.

You don't do that shit. Or, you know, like say a Latin person in South America going, aye, aie, where I'm like, well, that's not natural either to go, Ie, but you know, but that's culturally how they do it now. And that's kind of, that's annoying to me too. Because it clearly wasn't like that before. They weren't going a ie before, especially because they weren't speaking Spanish or Portuguese before. That's true. So it's just like it's been developed within culture and within

that culture I find that annoying. In a lot of, in most cultures people still just moan. Regular moans ah, oh, ooh. You know, like they just do regular shit. Lamow. So it's just like... Lomowl. Raffle. Like, look, if you're fucking Wolverine, it's like,

man, wham! Like, you'd be like, all right, man. It's so disgusting. You'd be like, all right, dude. Like, after, it completely takes me out of it. So in the same way, like say, extreme example, but in the same way, there's certain things with an anime where I'm like,

I find that goofy and silly and annoying. I think whenever you're exposed to, whatever you're exposed to that. Yeah, if you grew up with it, it's not going to be weird to you. I think most people animate, that people that aren't anime watchers,

first or foremost, anime art is fight animas. It's usually combat animates. So I think of the Dragon Ball Zs, a lot of Shonen, stuff like that, that's what they're usually used to. Yeah.

That's people are going to absorb. So because of that, I can see how someone that, you could run into a slice of anime and being like, what the fuck is this? I don't want to watch. Like,

Like it's like if you used to fucking action movies being fucking very heavily Like fucking, like, action-packing and then you fucking find a movie like fucking Godfather. You're like, what the fuck? What the fuck? This is a terrible film. That's what I thought for a long time. I fucking hated Godfather for a long time. I can respect that movie for it being a very much so a well-designed film.

But that's not what I'm not trying to watch that. Let me put it this way, Kingston. One of my favorite movies is the Shawshank Redemption. Yeah. If they made an anime version of the shot shake retention, I don't think I would like it. It would be free, Rob. DuFraim.

I just. Hi. Fucking the warden just the whole time. What do you want to do. You know, like this evil villain who low voice and then fucking. When you hear the name Dufrain, is that the first thing that comes to mind? Andy? Well, yeah.

Yeah. Because I don't think I've actually heard. that name other than... I don't know if I know any other Dufreins. So the only... When I hear the name Dufrein, the first frame of reference that's picked up for me is that Mitch Hedberg joke about the...

About the party of two. What does he say? He'd be like, Dufrein, party of two. Duframne, party two. And then they don't answer, and then they move on to the next part. Wayne, party of six. He's like, yeah. But what happened to the Dufranes?

How can we eat at a time like this? And it's like a whole The whole thing It's like Dufrain Search Party of three Like there Yeah But that's like that's my main

That's what I think That's the immediate line And then it's Choshangg afterwards And then Josh The fact that King wrote that It's crazy to me The Mitch Hedberg joke

Yeah Yeah he did write that Well no The Shotschang Redemption Yeah I thought Jack Nicholson No

I did Kingston I wrote it all It's crazy Because he like He wrote your life Great artist. Like, Alex,

Shut up, Who? Who? Shut your mouth. King. Jack Wilson. He's a great writer. But there's always,

every other book is a moment where it's like, I'm a great writer. You're ignoring me, Jack Nicholson. I'm the greatest. Aren't you insane now? Aren't you like fucking? I'm good.

I go to every lake again. I'm a little obese. And I piss on the floor. I pee on the ground. I pee on the ground. I put on the ground. I pee on my basement. I pee in my basement.

My wife went with pizza without me. My wife went for pizza and I'd You can't handle the piss in the drain I shed on the floor and I drove a Zamboni over it It was crazy We still gotta get Zon to drive a Zamboni Zoron? Yeah, the Zoron Zamboni

Yeah, I still gotta get that going on When he wins he'll drive the Zamboni I was trying to tell because I saw Emma Viglin she did an interview with Zoron Oh did she actually? Yeah and I was DMing her on all cats I'm like, tell him to get in a fucking Zamboni.

That's the only thing you said. That's all I said. Is that your only interaction with her? Oh, I've literally never. Tell him to get into a Zabot. You entered seeing that. It's not a bot. Yeah, she's like, what the fuck is this?

That's a real person. A real person. Demanding Zor's like, there's a Z. He's got to be in one. I'm going to fucking kill you if you don't. He should be in a Zamboni in the same way that Xavier's always in that chair. Yeah, that would be. He should, like, Zoron, when he wins, if he becomes the man.

He should only make appearances in a Zamboni. He should drive it around always indoors. As a big C on it. To me, my New Yorkers. To me, my New Yorkers. And Zambonists. My Zambonists. Zambonists are flying towards him.

A C. An army of Zambonies. That's badass. And he's fucking Arab monies playing while he's fucking driving it. Do do, do, do, do, do, do. I love you. I love you. Oh, here's a.

He's a good one to round out the show. This is loud noises. Last one around at the store, Plio, right, he lied about his aunt. He lied about his aunt. He didn't see him lie about his aunt. He said his dad's cousin, he called her his aunt. And it's like, that's what.

Oh, the aunt thing? I've done that. Well, look, here's a thing. I've done that. Oh, what the fuck, why does it look so different? What a freak, he fucking eats acid with his hands. It's crazy. Acid.

He took his wife out to a nice dinner on her birthday. It's like, what a fucking ingrate. Look, I don't know. They're throwing everything, dude. They're at the bottom of their back now. Here's the thing. Here's the thing about politicians in general, right? I'm not surprised that they lie.

Right? If they do. It's just like I believe that that's kind of inherent. And he looks like, Zoron, like I think he's earnest. And I think like, you know, I believe certain things about him. But I don't fucking know. Right. He seems pretty like good.

He seems almost too good at like talking that it almost kind of strikes. He's like, oh, you could be. Right. Like you could be like whatever. But that aunt thing was weird to me because I'm like, yeah, he could be lying. But I've also,

I've undoubtedly told stories on this podcast and other podcasts about cousins. Yeah. That were absolutely not my like literal cousins. Yeah. I, 100%. I refer to my mom's cousins as my aunts, literally. That is anyone. that's foreign for the most part does that.

Even non-foreign people from America do that. I'm very certainly. I recently definitely foreign people do that. I know white people that do that too. My grandpa's brother. Like I've referred to him uncle. He's not my fucking uncle. Exactly.

He's not my uncle. I got uncles that are my parents' friends. I've got cousins that are essentially my uncles. Like my sister, my sister's kids are my nephews and nephews. And they are my nieces and nephews. I know that. But I only know that because we're around each other.

all the time and we just know. But like they're more like... They're more like cousins or siblings. And my sister is more like my aunt. And things like that. So I'm like, I don't know, man. That seemed like a very... They're really desperate.

Literally my best. Very funny. Lily's nephew is her cousin's kid. Literally. Yeah. It's like, oh, those are our nephews because like they're not going to call us second cousins. That's fucking stupid. Yeah.

Second cousin twice removed. No one does that. What is it removed? Even great uncle. Like, if I have to put great in front of anything that isn't a grandparent, like you're... On eBay, every find has a story. Like, if you're looking for a vintage band tea. Not just a tea.

The band tea. From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it. Which is cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is.

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Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. that had everything

Reese's suspense Reese's No you're your uncle You're an uncle I don't know anyone who's ever said great I've never met a one of my great grandparents But in general

I'm like my great grandmother Or a great aunt I met a gray not one I have a weird I have a great uncle in Puerto Rico somewhere For the first time I ever seen those teeth And like Dentures

And it freaked me out I saw teeth And then also because there's scrambled eggs on it when she had it set down, it freaked me the fuck out. It was fucking in the middle on display. In the middle of a plate of scrambled egg. Yeah, I don't know, man. Needing dentures is crazy.

It's like, how do you get your teeth that bad? But, like, also. Some people have just bad genetics also. Like, some people's saliva digest their teeth. I didn't know that. Yeah, some people have saliva that protects their teeth. Some people have it that makes it worse. It is genetics, man.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm lucky. I'm a little, like, I'm a, And my teeth aren't worse. Mine should be, but I think it's for the same reason. We have, we have, I had two cavities and even know about. Yeah.

Fucking person got a sledge hammer and just. I got to feel like that. I got to be careful with all that sugar, man. When I, I don't even eat sugar like that anymore. Like a bird, like, because I eat a lot of gummy worms. So instead of trench it with my teeth, I'm just, and then like so I don't have to worry about. This fucking. What the fuck did I just see?

What the fuck was that? It was so accurate. It was like, like you, like he was watching like David Attenborough documentary. You know what's crazy? You know what I hate? You know when you haven't had sugar in a little bit and the sugar touches your tongue and your fucking taste buds? Okay, well, first of all, hold on. You said, you know what I hate and then you immediately answered.

Didn't give me any time to guess. Oh, that was a rhetorical. Move on. That was a rhetorical question. Move on. I get the tingling in my jaw. Yes, and you feel it. You're like, whoa.

For what? Power. Like I had a sour, it'd been a minute, so I had a sour gummy worm. Same fucking deal. And then I was like, oh, jackpot. You open this mouth wide and just gull it. His throat is open wider Inside than it is outside his neck

The fucking collapse space It's like Santa's bag or something Yeah you guys just darned evolved You know I should be I wonder what the next major human I was gonna be I don't know

He's gonna be like Probably not being black It's gonna be nails on your penis So you can scratch your thigh Without your hand Oh yeah that'll be good Prehensile penises That's the next evolution.

Maybe just like Everyone will have Pussies and Dicks Like we'll just So we can fuck ourselves Oh yeah yeah Because like seriously Like I want to be like a seahorse

Or a snake or whatever We're already doing that with legislation Might as well just That's why to make it even better I don't know we would evolve I feel like I don't know what First of all me assuming Like I have the brain power

To understand it remotely is crazy Yeah But it's like I don't know I think you're specifically Your kids will have square eyes That'd be interesting That'd be interesting Square eyes

Square pupils Yeah Like it's just all squares Because my eyes are so not square Your fucking pupils Look like like the Dreamcast logo But square Yeah

They're only invaders him When he puts the contacts in Oh there you go He's got the square people There you go That'd be interesting Yeah I don't know

I guess I don't know Probably probably I don't know Just fucking Whatever your eyes Are filled with piss They're just pissed eyes and it stinks

too? There's no benefit. There's no benefit at all. They come out there, mob squealing, holding their eyes. Oh, it looks like your baby's got a case of piss eyes. Oh, man, another piss-eyed baby. Damn it. We can't drain. It'll

refill twice as much. Oh, it's like the myth about hair or if you cut it, it grows back thicker. Oh, yeah, grows back thicker. It's like, if we drain his eye now, it'll just double fill with piss. I never believe that as a kid, dude. I didn't believe it either. It didn't make any Because I was like, wait, I'm literally just chopping the hair that already exist. How is it growing back thicker?

And if you remove the follicle, like the thing out the follicle usually doesn't come back. If you shut up or remove it. Yeah. So I was just like, I literally was like cutting, shouldn't my hair on my head be fucking thicker than bricks? Like, what are we talking about here? I took my hair for decades. What are we talking about here? I thought I had a gray hair on my beard and I was freaking out a little bit.

Yeah. I was like, I don't know. It makes sense that you would have a gray hair. I have a gray hair. I think my hair. I have a gray hair. You're like right somewhere. They're only gray sometimes for me.

I don't have any on my beard. I've had gray hairs in my hair, like my actual hair for a while. Yeah. Does he look as a prominent eyes that you usually? Right not off the daily is visible. I got a cousin with a gray hair coming out right out of his pupil. I got a cousin with a gray hair in his pupil. That's probably a nerve.

You should pull the nerve. No, it's a weird. There is a follicle or directly in his pupil. Nah, fuck them. For a period of time, I was brought in particularly long eyelashes. Yeah, he shouldn't. What? For a period of time, I was growing particularly long eyelashes.

Did you shave them? I don't know what happens to them I've actually I used to groove my eyelashes I used to groom my eyelashes in that way That's crazy I would make them a little symmetrical Because they're never even

Yeah I don't think I've paid I don't think I know what my eyelashes That's because you didn't have pretty boy You didn't have pretty bitch boy I think I just have glasses I thought they were like That's true

They do hide a little bit But my eyelashes would get so fucking long And like it annoyed me Because it would be a point of conversation A lot of times Especially when I meet people And I was like That's a pretty eyelashes.

And I'm like, shut up, stupid bitch. No, stop. You think I want that you think I want that bitch? Unless you're going to open your legs right now, don't say anything. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's real shit, though. I think they're supposed to talk to him.

You have to. Don't mention my dick if you're not going to suck it. Jesus Christ. All right, we're going to read the names now. We're going to read our names of our patrons over at Patreon. On the Cops of Starc Tank. Forget about it. Forget about it.

A little fucking, you know, you're going to read the name. just a little fugazi, you know. And you're fucking muleon over here. You know, like a mullion. Did you see that episode already, right? Of course. Dude, I'm in season five. He's like, yo, what are you?

Sopranos. He's like, oh, yeah, who's your family? What are you with? He's like, oh, yeah, my mother's Jewish and my father's African American. Well, you're, if you're a muleon, we don't like you types much. And it's like, I don't want to see you around you anymore. My idea of what the soprano is about, I really have no idea. I assume it's a mob guy.

Yeah. And he's in therapy. And that's the show. That's, That is the premise, the frame of the show. Yeah. Okay. And it's like why everyone is so drawn to this piece of shit.

That's literally the show. Yeah. It's the power. I'm James Gennelphini. I know I'm dead, but I'm not dead anymore. It's funny because his son plays him in the continuation of it. And it's funny. The son looks exactly like it.

I didn't even know there was a continuation. They did a prequel. It was an animated series. Over COVID, they did a prequel. John Bernthal was in it. Oh, really? Of course. Let me guess.

He was actually the show dude I think he was actually one of the show guys Really? He was sure I can't even imagine it being normal Every role I've ever seen Shane the Punisher they both like He's a made man red When some fucking when something's going on

You gotta take it man He was in he was in a movie of Westman Tone He's a made man Tone He can't take him out Tone You know what's crazy I can't see him in Odyssey With Tom Holland

I can't see him in that Because I just want to know I want to know what character he plays So I can see him be so angry He's going to be a John Frithel. He's going to be a punisher I like John Rethel But he plays

He's going to like Ships of Cyclops In a fucking head Blow its fucking brains out Nobody shot you I'm nobody nigger He plays the He plays the siren

He like You like my song You like my song? Hey Odie Hey Odie What's that soothing sound Oh Oh

It's a fucking Gorilla and a blender That's insane. Just on top of a rock screaming. I want to read Odyssey again. That fucking, that story was so interesting. No, you don't. No, you don't.

What are you saying? Okay. Read it. It was interesting. It was interesting when I was like 15. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. Look, man, the most interesting thing about it is knowing how old it is.

That's really what's the most interesting thing about it. Or it's like, oh, this is a good tale for fucking like, you know, being ancient. Cape men wrote it. Yeah, they were like, ooh. What makes it interesting is burned. What makes it interesting is that imagine how small the world was back then. Isn't that crazy to think about? Yeah.

Because the world, like, they're like, oh, they're in like the Mediterranean area. And like, that's the world to them. Yeah, yeah. And there's so much more of the world. Yeah. And it's like, whoa, this is the whole fucking thing. It is interesting where there's just like just completely no contact with like all these different things that were happening and everybody just like, this is the world. I just think about like when conquistadors, for example, came to the America.

Hold up. Did they think they were robots? Like, you know, like, you know, well, they couldn't think of robots, but the way we would perceive robots. Right, yeah. Because, like, with their fucking armor on and shit, like, they're crazy. They're like, what the fuck is that? The natives?

They were probably freaked out. They see these giant fucking ships showing up. And then these guys with metal of them. They're like, they probably thought they were like, like, celestial bodies, actually. They're probably like, oh, this is like, these are like angels, I guess. And then they fucking had these guns that, like, kill people, like, really efficiently. They're like, they hear thunder. the hair like lightning and then someone dies.

It's like, it's that he smited it. Like, it was so fucked up and immediately made them speak English. It was like, what, what? My name is John Gabriel. My name is John Gabriel. It's like to me slick my hair back and stand chair

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read your name if you if you sign up to that tier so remember patreon on a comment that snark tank snark tank shop for merch go over to uh you know comment like subscribe share leave us a nice leave us a nice review on a podcast services if you can that helps i'd appreciate it very so much the idea of the idea of a native american being called friends with negroes that's pretty funny okay well you know i would actually like in the uh in the iTunes reviews it would be interesting to be like it'd be interesting to see like almost like a bad review written but like

five stars you know oh yeah I love those those are my favorite god these people are so stupid five yeah five stars this show is piss five stars oh like reverse rage baby it's like it's like worst game I've ever played 10 out of 10 you know 10,000 hours

I really did see some of those yeah I was looking at those reviews that game particular has some ridiculous that's like the meme for that game is just like Would you recommend this game? No. Love it though. I love it.

I really like it. Completely addictive. I played it for 50,000 hours. That is with a new Pokemon game. That is me current with a new Pokemon game. Fucking travesty of a game. There are certain games I'll be in a out of ten experience. I recently watched a Raid Shadow Legends video just like years later, just diarying all over it.

And I was like. Diarying. And I was just like. On eBay, every find has a story. Like if you're looking for a vintage. band tea. Not just a tea, the band tea, from the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then, your BFF started glaring it, which was cute until they unfriended you and took it with them, which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay. And there it is, same tea from the same tour,

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Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Rees. Suspense. Rees.

Yeah. I've been in the conference section of like, while you're playing it. Probably. It was probably on the background. This dog shit. And I was just like, yeah, don't fucking. I was like, I would never recommend anybody fucking play this game.

Even though the aspects that I enjoy about the game I fucking really like, but I would, if someone was like came to me and they're like, hey, man, I really want to get into this. I'd be like, don't fucking do it. Don't fucking do it. That's how I'm every card game. I'm like, don't play these card games. They're fucking just consumers, stupid people that don't care about your fucking money or you. 100%.

Meanwhile, one set drops, $300. $300 immediately invested in it. Yeah. Yeah. Can't get my boxes? There are worse vices, I suppose. Sure. Well, yeah. No, yes.

Yeah, of course. There are worse vices, but they're illegal. Dude, they made a... I saw something... I saw somebody on Twitter who was like, you know what they should make? They should make a TikTok app, but for porn. And someone was like...

Twitter? This is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life. And then somebody replied to the screenshot of the Porn Hub... The Pornhub browser. Oh, no. And they have something called... Before you thing? Well,

Also, what they have is like on on the side where the categories are, it says like shorties. And it's just like porn shorts where you scroll. It's on the website. So it's not an app because they can't have an app because it's porn. But like if you open up on the browser, I did it. I was like, what is this? I have to, I have to know what this is. That was day.

If that came out when we were younger, if that was out when I was younger, I'm, I would be a vessel to. It's dangerous. Because I was like, this is crazy. That sucks. Yeah, it's not good. The form of the best, the best moments of porn is bad. Does it have those, uh, ads on the, the, the videos that you would see? You know, there would always be like jerk made ads and all this shit.

Wow. Well, they do, but it's like, it's like, it's at the bottom. It's like in the same way it's on like the regular thing. Right. Like a little sponsor thing here. Because I couldn't believe that. I was like, that's real. And I went to go, look, I was like, that's crazy.

At all. No. I scroll through like six videos are like, this is crazy. Is it all just like, you got to nobly exit out? Is it just like, yeah, I mean, coming? That's the thing too Busted on bitches It's just coming

It's like what the fuck Why is everyone coming It's settled on something that you like I guess I don't know It's very weird Only vine porn That's all I want Very dangerous

Six seconds of porn They used to have porn on vine Eventually got to I never saw that It got to the point eventually My vine got to the point I saw people getting killed Oh

It got to the way It went from like Funny to like That's crazy It was like six I remember there was an account called like six seconds squirts or something. It got banned immediately. Like I found it and then they got banned like the day after I found it.

I was like, oh, come on. That's so funny. That is, it's good stuff. That is good internet. Magnifico, man. That is good internet. Magnificent.

Magnifico. Anyway, we're going to read the $25 and up names now. I know I've said that six times. Let's go. Cut me down. Three, two, one. Now you learn how to count.

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headline what's the headline man who died 27 years ago had grave blew up with dynamite by ops can you imagine I did hear I didn't hear about that people hate you that much

your ops blew up your grave with dynamite where do you get dynamite from not that hard Acme Yeah Right yeah Let me call it Agmi right now

I actually don't That is actually nuts Do they know for sure It's dynamite though It might just be Why would you say You would just say bomb Wouldn't you

I don't know That's very specific It depends on the the veracity Of the site Yeah I'm gonna look into that Because that's correct I just love the idea

I just love the idea I see like a stick It It's Fuck you Biggots How do they know The thing to me

Is that like How do they know How do they know it was like people who, how do they know it wasn't just like a random, you know what I mean? Like, like hooligans kind of like playing around. Yeah,

I mean, I don't know. It just seems weird that like how do they, they're assuming it's like his ops. Why after this long? I would do it. Who would do that though? I can't think of a single thing from that like from even five years ago that I would claim it.

Oh yeah. We did that. I have to look into that because that's like you okay, pissing on graves, you know, shit. And I've heard of all that. Shooting on graves is crazy. It is crazy.

Shitting on a grave. That's why I don't want nothing, man. It's crazy. Oh, no, dude. Yeah, I don't. Nah, give me a grave. Go ahead. Fuck that.

Don't put my body in a tree next to the grave. Can we just bury your head only? We'll bury you off to your head. I want you guys to also an implant to seed inside of my fucking mouth so a tree goes out of my head. Squirrels is going to take it. What's more disrespectful though? Like, leaving the head exposed or only burying the head. and then the body is exposed.

Wait, so he's hanging, like his body is outside, like limp on the ground, his heads on the ground, like a fucking ostrich? That's crazy. I don't know what's worse. I feel like the head's worse somehow.

Although with the body, they're like, some vaguen can fuck them. So, like, I don't know. So fucking immediately just fucks you. Tell you what,

we'll figure it out. Jackpot. You know what? Three each. We're going to test it out. We're going to clone you. We're going to kill you, both. You and your clone.

We're not going to clone you twice and kill the clones. We're going to clone you once and kill you and your clones. And then we'll bury one of you with his head sticking out of the grave. Then we'll bury the other one with only his head buried. We'll see what people say. We'll see what people. Yeah, the reaction to people. Having a call is so weird.

Oh, but then here's the thing. What if people separate both of them and put them together and make a frank and you and resurrect you? and resurrect you where it's like two clones like they got a different whole setup I like that that's a good premise

if you had a clone yeah with the clone like at the point of having cloned like all right cool I'm me now but what I not know I'm the me

I am it doesn't matter that's not that's a secondary conversation it's like which me get to continue being me it doesn't matter yeah I don't know

I don't care I guess maybe the head sticking now would be more disrespectful because you see the face yeah you see it like withering and like fading Like you see like like birds picking at it

People slapping it People slapping it Fulter's actually looking like that fucking police sketch Yeah Like one day you look like that For sure Dude that

Just before you turn into a skeleton The animated version name Doesn't look like me Like it looked like me Oh yeah It would somebody AI Yeah Yeah it kind of annoyed me

Where I'm like no no no no The sketch is Because now we know Because now we know it is in me Definitely It's funny that they That someone did that But I was like

Nah That's now it's not King I don't like this. Not Kingston, no. Yeah, I'm not that fucking insane looking. A Vudanari that's just a regular woman with balls, no cock. What if they ever found that guy? They never did.

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I don't like religion in general but you know what I mean. Yeah, there's not the wrong with like the religion part of it necessarily. Yeah, in a vacuum. Yeah, in a vacuum that shit's fine. It's the people that fuck it up.

Elder Scrolls, elves call Red Guards Enouye. Religion and people. Two rats piloting mecha swine to fight off the Joe Frogan invasion. Old snake, but he's addicted to paint huffing, deploying a flashbang in the middle of

laser tank. That is so rude. A bunch of kids that are just having a good time. Eat this. the sound of ringing and you're walking around is do do do do

there's a shutdown laser quest right down the street from you it sucks you should throw a flyerang how much is a flash bang probably six bucks on eBay every find has a story

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Spoiler, I will. Wow, that had everything. Reese's, suspense, reases. They're probably cheap. It's got to be more than that, no? No, they're certainly more than that. But, like, they're definitely not, they're not, like, I can't imagine that they're crazy.

It's just like, I feel like you can make one fairly easily. I'm sure you could. It's zinc, right? I'm pretty sure it's zinc. I don't know. It could be. I don't know anything about that's strange. Actually.

I know more. more about, I know a sophisticated one's probably gonna be expensive. Like I, I, have you guys seen one of them explode? No. They're fucking crazy. I can still see. I saw one in LA during the fucking no Kings. Okay. I don't know it. They explode with like a- Anything about flashbangs

actually, it's kind of crazy. They are nutty. They're loud as fuck. I imagine. Yeah, trying to disorient you, right? Yeah. Flashbangs Amazon. Last Bangs, Amazon is nuts. Ah, Kings and my son. I'm a great little beetle. Tantical flashbank pouch, okay.

Oh yeah, you can get like all sorts of military shit. Like, they're $42 a piece. Yeah, I was about to say, like they're not going to break the bank. It is expensive though. Flash, that is, where should you find that, first of all? It was the website? Flashbangs are. Flash bangs are us.

It's on military surplus pretty much. What? Military Serp? Yeah, the mid-D-I. So I can go to a fucking surplus, a military surplus store and buy some fucking flashbangs? It's the MCSSS. The MCSUS. That's fucking crazy.

I know our store is not too far from me. I like that you're looking on Amazon. I love looking at Amazon to see what they can get away with. They wouldn't even ship you a fake gun here in L.A. Oh, is that right? Yeah, I tried to get a prop for a video and they were like, no, we can't even do the prop. You guys want to split six? So stupid.

No, I don't want to flashbang. Why not? You don't want to like, I just don't want to throw it out a dog or something? You don't want to go to a Dodger game and just. Like Ian Miles Strong thing where he got caught like Oh God, what do you do now? So he fucking he tweeted like something about I can't remember what exactly it wasn't referenced to

But it was something about like I think Zoron He was like if this Muslim wins I'm believing the I'm leaving the country or something No fucking way he said that But he deleted it because he meant to post it to like a Oh his sock account Like a sock account And then like if you search the verbatim that tweet

It comes up from like some fucking nobody It's it's oh my God The fact that people do that is crazy The fact that people have sock accounts is insane. Especially like high profile people that I'm like, dude, what do you gain? At the very least, why don't you employ minions or bots? You just get a bot to do it. Yeah.

They're doing it themselves, dude. They're grifting and accumulating all this money and then still choosing to be miserable on Twitter. It's fucking crazy. That's what makes it crazy because they're addicted to the fucking money. from it. So to just like, did Tim Paul can just leave and enjoy his life, you know? Oh, sure. Yeah. But like, yeah, they can all retire and like be completely. Is Tim Pool? Like, I feel like

yeah, well, he's, obviously. He's deranged. He's gone. He's miserable. He's been injecting himself with all sorts of fucking weird shit. When I heard him say that like, oh, like about the thing where it's everybody else is a problem and not him. You know, it's like, oh, he's done. Like, I was like, oh, he's done. He's a, he's a sad. He's good. There was also the thing where it was like, uh, no, not Israel. Um, Ukraine is our number one enemy or something. Yeah, he pounded the desk, too. I mean, like, yeah, he pounded his enemy.

Ukraine is our enemy. I'm like, Ukraine, even if, first of all, even if they were, they're not even in the top, like, 15. Yeah. Of, like, the enemies of the United States is just crazy. The idea that they would be our greatest enemies in the same. Yeah. Anyway. Check clearing moment right there.

Very check clearing moment. That's a very $7,000 post. Feeding every pilot, slow acting, X-lax and melatonin. Why? Just cause. man. So crazy. So they fall asleep,

then shit their pants. And then crash a fucking plane somewhere. Oh, man. The idea is that they would shit themselves so much that they would, they would rise in their chair over and they wouldn't be able to see out of the cockpit. And then they'd be like, oh, I'm so tired from not being able to see. They pass out. I'm so tired from shitting.

So, yeah, it would exhaust them just simply shitting. Yeah. I've never taken a really bad shit and like, but I got to go to bed now. Okay. At the beginning of stomach flu, yeah. Yeah, that means hop in the shower. I take a shit roll right into the shower.

Your shower off and fall asleep and drop myself in the shower. My friend thought is... My friend's dad thought he was dead because he passed out in the shower. It is crazy. I've fallen to in the shower before. What? Standing up? You like laid down in the shower?

I have never fallen asleep. I have never fallen asleep standing up. I wasn't standing up. I kind of like fell back and slown down. Because you just have a shower, right? You don't have a tub, right? Yeah, that's not this shower. Not this one now.

I just have a shower. Oh, okay. Yeah. Because I fall on to sleep in the tub a little bit, kind of. It's technically more dangerous. Yeah. I fall in the tub with a toaster nearby the outlet. Yeah, like grilling and shit.

That it falls in. Before it falls. And I'm like, what's happening? I roll out. Stupid AI video. You don't really bump me out. I had a dream that like I found a working, I found a working.

I had a dream that I was going through my old stuff because I was just in New York and it felt like believable for some reason and I found like a working Motorola droid and I was like oh it's kind of cool it works it's nuts and I was like I woke up excited to kind of fuck around with it

I had a weird dream that I was for some reason young again and inside of like this Christian school and it was horrible every time every time I like had a remote thought of my own they were like you're being so rude and ungodlike and I'm like oh shit I have to get out of here

I don't believe you when you say that I remember I was an adult and I was like oh shit I'm 31 why am I here Now examine that dream Why you wanted to be a fucking kid Examine the dream You win the kids?

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My Chris Hanson Tomagachi is really hungry Andy Pants made AICSAM of his own daughter. What the fuck? I just saw that. So I saw that. Wait, I'm sorry, what? So the actman. Go ahead. Yeah. What do you do?

The act man posted that. And I responded just with that the fucking picture of the fish from SpongeBob. We were like, they, what? So apparently, I don't even know how to fucking talk about this. Andy Pants, this guy who was like arguing with Actman, and he's a, he's a grift kind

guy. I guess he was making a game about gay Nazis or something, I really have no idea. But in the game, there's like, there's like a pedophile and he has like, he is like, you know. C-SAM? C-SAM. And they, I guess he made it blurry

or something, or he, like, I don't know if the thing is like he a-eyed stuff that's supposed to look like that, but wasn't and then, but, you know what I mean? Like, it's weird. You're going to have, honestly, I didn't look too deep into it because I was like, what the fuck? I don't want, I don't really want this in my search, quite frankly.

So like I just didn't look too deeply into it But if you're curious you can go to a You can uh I'm sure there's probably like some commentary video about it Yeah It reinforced my thoughts on I don't use Twitter that much anymore Because of shit like that

Yeah Where I'm having a great time on Instagram Watching the dumbest fucking bullshit Instagram's way better And then I literally the first thing I saw was that Last night when I was on Twitter night Immediately just I just closed it I was like I don't fucking I'm good dude

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Round-Eyed Asian making his wife listen to the show PSA go watch Chris Stuckman's new movie Shelby Oakes It also has a side character played by our Lord and Savior Keith David Nice I did see that that's wild He's in that movie He's in everything man He's the fucking goat man

I think he has one of the most perfect acting careers Probably far to say When it comes to every rendition Of acting period The sheer longevity of him is insane. Yeah, absolutely. But, uh... Since child's, man.

Change the name of... So stupid. Changed the name of the podcast to spear chuckles. Uh, no. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna, we're politely declined. If you go that route, you gotta be more offensive.

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The actual word. I just don't want to say it right now. Oh, interesting. That would be outrage. If there was a podcast called the N-words. Would the distributors let us do that? No. That's stupid.

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Yeah. I just put one of those. dumb vapor fucking wave things that it's just as anti-fascist it's a because I just pissed me off and I'm like how could you not tell that I'm not it's not just a fucking swast like you dumb fucks I know they just don't want it on

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From the last show your favorite band ever played. You wore it everywhere. Then your BFF started glaring it, which was cute until they unfriended you and took it with them. Which was not so cute. Anyway, now you're on eBay.

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What's his name? He's just Ermintraud to me He looks a little elfish No what the fuck What's his name? Mike Irman trout I got the point he is I got the point of years.

A cop guy. When I was younger. His name is cop guy. When I was younger, they called me Zelda. I don't know what that means. They called me Zeld. I don't know what that means. What the fuck? That bothers me that I can't remember.

I'm like, stop calling me that. I'm linked. Mike Irman. Fucking link. Dumb motherfucking. I started brandishing my gun. Come on my forehead, Walter. Wow.

I got the truck. Jonathan Banks. I got a triforce and a double barrel shot. He was the cop in Gremwell. Gremlins. Oh, my God. Which is insane, because he looks nothing like it because he's, you know. Right.

So old now. Oh. He was still old. He was like 25 in that, in that, in, in, in gremlins or whatever. It's like, he was young. He was not 25, though. He was like 35, 38. About 19.

Fuck you, man. How old is, what's his name again? Jonathan Banks? It's a gremlin, Walter. In gremlin. Why don't you look up his age and then do at least some of the work? I don't want to do the math. Walter.

Okay, she was 37. You fucking jackass. I was literally right. All right. Well, I don't know, man. You don't age like that. Calm in my eyes, Walter. Come in my alma-combe, no cab, Walter.

I hate to break it to you, Walter, but if you don't let me gargle, you come right now. You're not leaving here alive. You're not seeing Skylab again. And I know she's a bit of a bitch, but you still love her. Yeah, no, I actually, that's... I literally already bashed your baby against the rocks. Flat. So you can lose more or you can lose less.

Look, you see, you see that magnet up there on the refrigerator? That's actually your baby's body. I flattened him and turned him into a magnet placed under refrigerator. Turn them into the pizza. I'm going to throw them on the roof. Hey, louis-o-loid, Louis-Oti, Louis-Las, tromboli pizza bars. Dude Baby's remains

You're making a pizza out of it That's so good Mike Mike If you did this So help me God You have no recourse here Walter I literally have a jetpack on

You've got no power here Walter Have you ever played Have you ever played Crash Bandicoot 2, Cortex strikes back. No. You're in for a while. No, what is that not? You're in for a wild ride, Walter.

And he starts spitting. Doo do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, too, too, too, too, too, he fly there. Well, much like in that game, Walter, I have a jetpack. And I'm going to fly away the second you lurched toward me with that gun. Yeah, but I'm going to do spitzing me. Because I'm going to do crazy loops. He's describing a bus fight.

And also, he jumps on a box. Humbler got. Oh, that's good. He puts the fucking mask on. I'm invincible, Walter. I'm coming at you with all I got, Walter. I got a speed boost from the mask also. Here's your dead son.

His pocket. Is it Walt or is the little? It's Walt Jr. It's why. And he lived. He looks like a deflated, like Christmas thing. He looks like a yoga mat. He's got blue.

He says, eh. And that's fucking, that air escapes. The air leaving his chest is disabled. The air is disabled. The air leaving his chest is disabled. Mike. That is so fucked up. I'll kill you, Mike.

No, you won't. And it cuts to the camera. It's behind. He's got no shirt. He's got shorts on. And he's like twirling at boxes. Just a mowing through. I want to play this game.

I want to play somebody please. Somebody please go into the files of like the insane trilogy or something. Yeah. And mod Mike Ermitrad as Cortex. Someone can do it. I want Walter White's model to be Crash Band, but I want him spinning. I wonder what mods are for

the insane trilogy on PS on on, on, on PC. Oh yeah, probably. I've never, I've never, I've never been thought. Nothing or the worst stuff. But nothing or the world. Yeah. Let's check Nexus.

Yeah, Nexus mods, CrashB, I need that. I need to figure. I might actually learn more of like, you know what, I'm going to get better. I'm going to get better with Blender. I'm already trying. I'm going to go, Walter White. Gras Bandicoot. I'll figure it out. Oh, God.

Jesus Christ. God damn it, Walter. My gun, Walter. All right, we're gonna keep going. If you don't need a pussy from the back, you're not hungry enough. It's okay, crazy, welcome to club. Okay, I read that already. Goon Devil, the man without comes.

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It's probably actually the finals. That game runs like fucking crazy good. Oh, that's that extraction shooter, right? It's like, uh, yeah, sort of. It's like the, everything's destructible and it's like a game show. It's by the guys who did, or I guess we were doing Arc Raiders.

Probably that game's pretty good. It's okay. It's nice, but it's like, I can't play an extraction shooter like this. I can't play a third person. I cannot play a third person competitive game where I am fighting over shit that I can't lose permanently. I can't do it.

I'm not going to sit. I'm not going to run down a hallway and some guys like sitting behind a wall looking at me and I can't see him because his camera is just like, you know, peeking. And then I lose everything. No. Dude, I used to sort of pick like a motherfucking trials. I would sort of pick like a motherfucking trial in all saris. Like a piece of garbage.

Yeah. And people would be like, what are you doing? I'm like nothing. Well, dude, imagine now like you're sort of picking in trials. and then if you kill them, they lose their exotics. That's what extraction shooters are. And I'm like, I'm not fucking, I'll do it in first person. I'll play a first person shooter that's that.

But I'm not, you're not going to fucking get your camera to look at me while I can't see you. Fuck you. There's a reason why gears and like uncharted is fun. But I, like, I'm not taking that shit seriously. You know, I'm not getting sweaty in gears. I would love to. I love it. What's it called?

What's it called? Wall Bouncing. Yeah, the wall bouncing is insane. The fact, I would love when people would wall bounce perfectly and they'd wall bounce past each other and blow each other's heads up. I'm like, what the fuck did I just see? Notice is bulges. Oh, whoa, what's this? O'O'O, what's this?

I don't know. I'll stop talking about that. Huh? I stopped talking about that, that clearly suspicious situation going on. Yeah, that guy clearly didn't do it. Very much so does that he didn't do it. Which is kind of crazy. Because I was just kind of operating under something like, yeah, okay, they got him.

I guess. But, uh, all right. I guess we'll see. It's gonna get weird. Smitchie the kid. Bend to my dick come in or snatch. Cal Kestis is the goat. I do want to get around to finishing those games because I did like them.

Very cool. I started a lot of games and I don't finish because I just get sucked into other shit. But I'm like, I do want to like kind of sit down with like a game like that. Fallen Order is really good. Survivor is insane. Yeah. I liked them when I was playing. I'm making another one too.

They might one more coming on. I honestly think though with like those games, I think I might just go through on like story mode or something. I just don't really want to. I'm not really that into Like earlier we were talking about I'm just like I'm not into like busting my ass For like story stuff Like if it's a good story like

Like Witcher 3 Every time I've played I've played it on like fucking Give me the story Because I'm just like there's nothing wrong With experiencing games like that For me I like the challenge of games But that is not everyone's I like the challenge of games too

But like I guess I'm like more particular about it Yeah It depends especially if I'm Especially if I'm gonna do something again So I have a lot of times I'm like, all right, I experienced it in the way that I wanted to. Now I'm more like kind of want to go through and have fun with it. I play BG3 regular the first time with no modg.

Yeah, like I never play a Halo game. I never play a Halo game on Legendary first. Yeah. You know, it's a miserable. I have a friend that was like that and I'm like, you're fucking crazy. That's crazy. Literally like I think Halo 3 because that's when I was living with them. It just dropped and then so immediately put on legendary.

Immediately legendary? Yeah, and I'm just like, I remember there's the, I, early on in the game, there's these two hunters and there's like these platforms. that like I'm trying to describe it but like earlier on in the game there's just these 200s and you can go up or down and like we couldn't get past it because it was just too

it was too hard I'm sure he got past it eventually when he focused yeah yeah yeah with like friends and shit but I'm just like this isn't fun like we're just getting killed over and over it was like playing Mortal Kombat the arcade Mortal Kombat 2 it's one of the hardest fucking games

it's designed to make sure you give dang you know it's crazy What's crazy is as you're saying that, and I'm like, I feel like I should know, but like I don't, if you quiz me and you were like, when do the hunters first show up in Halo 3? I'm like, I don't know. That's the fourth of the fifth mission, I think, right? I don't know. I should know that given how many times I've played it, but I earnestly don't know. The, my greatest moment from Halo is my friend literally getting a cardboard box and putting it on top of me, so I don't screen peek. That was like, like, he opened it flat and is like put this on your head.

I remember that. I remember going. looking at my screen and I was doing it and I was like, I remember I remember going to people's houses and that was like a, like the cardboard divider for the screen king. It was like so insane. One person to be sitting down and a cardboard would be on top of there.

But I was, I was bad. I would I did that exactly once and I was like, I don't all right, you know what, I don't care of you scream, but whatever. I screen watched a lot. It was bad. It's impossible like, like you can't hard not to. There's no way you're not doing it. Like I've tried to not do it, but like I, the thing is like I knew that game so intimately.

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But, like, I could just tell by, like, the, the color. The colors, the colors radiating off the screen. I was like, oh, you're in that room. Like, I know you're in the blue room. Because all I see is blue. Everything else is tan. Everything else is tan. You're in the blue room.

I know where you are. I'm going to go kill you. Yeah, you can't. It's just, it's impossible. You can't fly you. But split screen, like, split screen and Halo was never like. That was such a fun. That moment brought back so much joy to me because of how insanely stupid it was people getting mad about.

Like, dude, stop screen watching. I'm like, I'm not screen watching. I'm not screen watching. Yeah. You're going to. It's it fights. an advantage. Like, why would you...

Why would you not? It's like, are you not? You just have to agree that all of your screen peeking, really. You just... That's the only way to play. It's like, we're gonna screen peek. Yeah.

Because what are you gonna do? sneak up on one of it? Like, come on. Yeah. It's not a stealth game. Exactly. We're not split screening Splinter Cell on different teams.

Like, it's like, what the fuck? Oh, man. Oh, you're in the vents. I'm gonna kill you. I do miss Splinter Cell, like, multiplayer. So that was... So I just all double agent was so good. I missed that era of games where it's like everything was this couch co-op and it would just lead to the most insane gaming moments.

Yeah. Like me and my friends all being together, we were doing like the Deceptions, Morcombat Deceptions, combos. And one of our friends finally get in and we're all like that was so fucking cool. The new, um, you got it. The new combat of all is a four player online co-op. Oh, that's going to be cool. That's cool. They add an extra seat to the hog.

Oh, really? Does not. So you can like sit on the bumper. That's cool. Which is fun. Interesting. Yeah, I'm gonna play it. I'm gonna play it for sure.

I will, yeah. Who am I kidding? Yeah. It's a remake too, so I'm like, if it was a new game, I would have been like, mm. You would have played it, but you would probably have been more. I would have played it specifically maybe to like, well, we'll see. But this one, it's like, how can they really fuck out? I was me with the Pokemon game.

I was like, I'm not going to play this shit. Anyway. Then I bought it. I was like, this is actually dog shit, but really fun mechanically. This is fucking garbage. I love it. I don't even, I can't understand how this is so bad. He gets so actually great.

the same time. He's at his garbage disposal. He's at his happiest when he's eating garbage. I'm a happy complaining about shit I love. Yeah. That's what I'm a happy.

It's like most fucking people. Yeah. Might be the African, American little person word smith. Hamster and a sock is now plus five after extensive use. Oh, the outer world's two is out. That reminds me.

Oh, damn it. That's so much shit. I'm so tired. Reforming the battalion. I still have to finish Yote. Same. Oh, yeah. I took a break when I was home

and I got back into it. I was like, I forgot how to play this. It's not that confusing of a game. No, but I'm in, I'm deep into it. And I was getting into a groove. And now I'm like, now I'm in parts of the game that are hard. That you don't know how to play. Or not hard, but like they're, they're, you know, they assume you've been playing.

Yeah. And so I'm like, fuck, I don't remember how to do certain things. My muscle memory's kind of off. Yeah. Reforming the Battalion de San Patriccio in Venezuela for the Latinas. Yush, Lily D. I see you, Phantom Necromancer. Pussy.

Craig the Canadian. Killer Queen has already touched her penis It's your boy, Shawnee D. Game Shot Coming. Change your name, Chris. At Grock, is this true? We are losing objective N-Ward. Is it Edward? What is it? What is E in military?

I think it might be Edward, actually. What do you mean? Like Alpha, Beta, Delta. Oh, Echo. Duh. Edward. Fucking crazy. Edward.

Edward. Fun fact. What's F? Fox Drive. Fox Trot. Okay. I don't know any of this. I, like, no at all.

Alpha beta. I don't know why. Alpha beta. Alpha beta. Gamma Delta. Penis. What's C again? Charlie.

Charlie. That's what fucked me out because I was like, is it a name again? I don't like that some of them are a name and some of them are fucking. Well, it's only Charlie that's a name. They used to be like, it was very different. There used to be a few more names. I, I started watching it. Funny enough, I started watching a channel called Rob Words.

Oh. And he's like some linguist dude or whatever. At least I think he is. And I recently, I just like, I don't know if he's like a certified linguist, but he seems like he is. More than I am. So like I'll watch. Yeah. But yeah, he was, he recently actually put out a video about the history of it and how it started and where it is now.

And because I always wonder, I was like, why the fuck is Zulu? Like that's, you know, because like I always, it seemed like a bunch of white people making this list and using the word Zulu seemed kind of peculiar to me. But, like, is there a reason why? You get to Zulu, you got a problem. It should, it's an objective Zulu. It all just has to do. It literally, it actually just completely comes down to just science and just them just cranking what sounds better than what. So they had to keep revising each time and each time to, uh, to just be like, people, that has not to do the Zulu people at all then?

No, no, it's not even beta. It's Bravo now. I think it makes more sense. Yeah, you're right. It's Alpha Bravo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And alpha is not even with a pH. Is it a F? It's F. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. And so it's, it's not like, it's, there's reasons for that. There's every thing that is in there, it's calculated. And then, you know, it's, it just, you know, they just got a, uh, am I think is.

It was interesting because some of the names that used to be. North Grigori, they had to take them out because, um, they were, they were, they were two German and like, they were like, oh, these like, this is the kind of like Nazi shit. And it could be like, could seem insensitive. Like it was like we don't want the crowds to know what we're saying No like well it was just weird that like how it's an interesting video if you put in like Rob words and then like fucking I'll give it a watch yeah he's some fucking weird I gotta catch awkward British guy I'm caught up on my actually signifier bullshit so I gotta watch that I just watched half of the centers yeah

I have the finish it I watched some of it and I was like I'm gonna take a break I was watching this thing on the fucking uh massage uh black misogyny and feminism and I'm like this video is fucking wild Because the people that he's showing me are like, these guys had followings on the internet? What the fuck? Of course. This guy is just a rapist. That's his thing. That's his little, you know.

That's his fonsie, like hitting the, uh, rape. Rape. Rape and ham. Hey, come over, bitch. Fuck a frog because the police can't speak ribbit. Whoa. That's genius, but like the dark kind of genius. I think I heard something like that somewhere.

And somebody was doing an impression on a frog. He's like, he rate me. He raped me. Anyway. Fun fact, there's a guy who's specifically into rich women buying wonder. What? Yes. Wonderbred?

Yes. While they think about pollution? What is happening? What is this? Transit. Explain. So there's this. So one of our friends is an artist.

and she got a commission from this guy that wanted her to draw a white woman buying wonder bread thinking about pollution. I think it's some sort of white supremacist dog whistle thing. It's fucking crazy. Look into it. Guys look into it.

People that are in the comments, you may know more than this because you guys are a little crazy than I am. Yeah. Send us what it means. Sounds like it could be. DM it to us. I feel like I'm asking like what is chopped.

You know what I mean? No, it's more older than, it's older. It's older than that. It's fucking weird. I don't know. It's weird. I don't know anything of shit. You'll be like, huh?

Whatever. Sweene, would you rather go to Disney World with King Dad or watch a little cheat on you with a handful of Beatles? King Dad. Hell yeah. Went to the. He would hate it. You're saying so much about the cheating. It's more about the Beatles.

That's what it makes it weird because you're fucking animals. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if I got cheated on with a person, I mean, all right. How do you fuck about it? How you fuck bugs Don't crawl inside you I'd have to blighter after that too

I'd have to blighter Went to the stupid dumb gay idiot convention And everyone there knew you Waring my glasses to sleep So I can see better in my dreams That's stupid That's technically thinking outside the box I'll never forget

I'll never forget falling asleep And having like a sleep paralysis hallucination of like a goblin in my room And I did this on purpose Like I tried to induce sleep paralysis And it worked I just kept like waking up and then like lulling myself back to sleep until I eventually like

shifted the gears. I had sleep process for like for years and I've never seen anything. I've only had it like three times but I hallucinated. Well things I never saw anything because it was always dark. But like that time I was like it was daytime and I remember like I've hallucinated. I knew it was a goblin because he said I'm a goblin, I'm a goblin. But he was like dancing. He was like wake up, wake up or something.

But he was like at the foot of my bed but I didn't have my glasses so he was out of focus. But I understood that it was like a goblin. But I was like, that's crazy Because like my brain is like Trying to actively like make it so it's real By blurring it But I don't get to see Like I have the full HD version in my head

Clearly because I'm blurring it But I don't get to see it What if it walked over to put your glasses on you? Well I just wanted to see what my design was I was bummed out I've never seen anything But that was crazy to me that like your hallucinations will like because I guess if it's just a fucking

in focus if it's just an in focus goblet I guess it wouldn't register it wouldn't like sinking for me whenever I saw browsing I felt like I was just sinking partially green I think it was

yellow it was like it was more like a Mac and me from what I remember like a Mac and me kind of like yellowish thought it was the hobgoblin yeah yeah I guess so it wasn't green it wasn't anywhere near green

throblin but I was so bummed out about that because it was funny green throblin That's what happens about it too. It's like if you're expecting to have sleep paralysis, it's not scary. Yeah. So like the nightmare or the dream that you're having is not scary either.

So it's just like fucking silly dumb shit that you're hallucinating. That's crazy. It's very weird. You should do it. It's fun. You should do it. I wasn't scary. It was scary for me like the first time it happened.

The first time it happened to me, I was so scared because I thought like, oh, no, I'm Christopher Reeve. I'll never move again. Yeah. I thought I was dying. I never happened before. It's fucking scary. You're not gay. I mean, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, no, I am.

Oh. Oh, okay. You guys aren't. That's the problem. Oh, okay. We're fucking, we're evolved. All that dick I suck makes me not afraid of not being able to move. That's great.

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that before? When is that coming out? And he makes love with John Renaud. I don't know when that's coming out. I think it's next year? Or is it soon? I think it's next year.

No, it's late next year. And they said they had no I'm so pissed. They have no plans on doing number three, which is I was just like, oh, we don't want to divert any resources from working on the new game.

And I'm like, what about the other two? That's a bullshit. I just think they don't want to clear all the John Reno. It's probably like a headache. Maybe. Is he still around? It's a headache to get a lot of those games up and running. Yeah.

Which is a bummer because there's a lot of great games that are just stuck because of licensing bullshit. Like is Marvel Ultimate Alliance like still like can you play that on modern hardware? You can't, right? No. This is why I got my 360s like to play. You can't play it on next one. I wonder if you can play on new Xbox actually. They're backwards compatible.

You can probably play the game one there. Maybe. But you're not going to be able to download that shit anywhere. No, yeah. The Transformers game. I wonder. I'm going to look that up. Those games are so good and they're just fucking gone.

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I hope so. I feel like I would hurt. The weird thing though is like when I tried playing like Dragon Age Origins on my Xbox One, it looked like shit. But then like I put in like on my 360 like you play those games.

Oh, damn. Looks great. Wait, does an Xbox one version of it? Marvel Ultimate Alliance One. Xbox one. I might fucking buy this just so I can play it. The first one is really solid.

I like two. I like two is great. I never played the second one so I don't have any like To installs for it. Two is funny because you two sides. Like who do you want to be with? Fucking. And who you don't want to fuck?

A freedom fighter. I chose one with that with Miss Marvon, obviously because she's a bad bitch. Yeah. I'm gonna buy the shit out of this. These games are fun. I love the combo. Fucking, yeah, dude, Iron Man shooting at

that fucking claws. And then they fucking just beams fucking like shooting. in all the directions, it's so sick. So sick. Spider-Man and Deadpool have the fucking the rain where Deadpool shoot the Spider-Man webs people, which is just fucked up because they're trying to

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I saw like minor complaints. I didn't see. I saw the redundant needler. The counter on the reed... The needleer is very silly. What's the point of that, though? So the needler has an ammo counter on it. On the bottom, but like the ammo counter is the needles.

Yeah. And also, the needler isn't a gun where you're counting your ammo anyway. Yeah. You spray the entire clip. That's the point of the needler. So it is... It's silly. It seems like, I just don't even...

It seems so redundant. Like, I don't... It is dumb. It is dumb. It's nitpicky to notice, but it is dumb. It's silly. Is an ammo counter in numbers or is ammo counter in... No, that's the thing.

That's what's even crazier about it, is that it's just like a... I don't even know how to describe it. It should it be numbers, though. It should never be numbers. It's not a human thing. It's not, but... It's just like a different... Numbers would actually be more beneficial technically.

Really? Well, yeah, because it's just a visual representation on a screen of what's already on the gun. That's visually there. Because you can see the needles. That's why it's like, why... If anything, you would use numbers. I think... If anything.

You should use numbers. It's alien. Yeah. That's the thing. the argument because everybody's kind of I feel like they're like yeah why did you do that but it's just like even if you were going to do it why would you just it's just almost like a different point

of view like here's the needles sticking out of the gun so I can see how many it are but now it's represented on this little square and I'm like why it's really awkward and it also makes the gun look more like a like it's more like something that a human would do which makes it weird so almost implies like they can't fucking

they don't know yeah like it's weird it's like oh the humans need help it is I don't know I don't know I'm like it's a whole load over for the design of like they did with all the other plasma stuff, where it's like they probably just didn't. Well, the literal answer is that it's an asset. It's, that's the same needler from Infinite.

And they did that for Infinite for some reason. I don't know. I don't know. Whatever. I don't know. But it's weird talking about that stuff because I don't know. I'm so clued into this stuff. So I don't even know like what to me is like a ridiculous nitpick and what is like a genuine, like, that's a weird.

Like the needle. something stuck out to me is like, oh, that is kind of genuinely dumb, because why would you design that? Like, how could you look at it and think to do that on purpose? Yeah. Without also understanding how dumb it is? Yeah. But everything else, like, I don't know. I think overall it looks pretty good.

I'm going to play it, so I'll play it. Yeah. It's the people that are generally upset. That's not, that's not real. The needler is fucking silly. It is a very silly thing. It's just weird. It's just, it's like the, when the guy that, uh, was talking about the Miranda's ass shots,

and it's like, oh, it's like, unnecessary. I'm like, wait. Yes, so what? First of all, that's what, like, the fact that you would say it's unnecessary. I'm like, that's, you know, yeah, like, you know why it's there. I'm not even arguing with you, like, if you thought it was distasteful and wanted to take it out. I'm arguing with what you fucking said as an excuse. Yeah.

The fuck, like, it was unnecessary. Shut the fuck up. That, you, that's not. It's not. I'm so dumb. Like just like if you just be honest, if you don't fucking like it, you're like, you know what? You don't like women and you're a gay person. Yeah. It's fine.

You're gay. Just be honest. Just fucking be honest. Be real about being gay. She's a friend fatale. I may disagree with it, but at least you're just being honest. Like, don't treat me like I'm fucking. Yeah.

Unnecessary. The whole game is unnecessary. It's entertainment. It's all this is unnecessary. Exactly. In that game, in that game, you could not do anything with your friends and just go to the game and finish it. Sexy women and sci-fi. Yeah, it's technically unnecessary.

It is a staple. It's like, come on, what are we talking about here? They act like you don't fucking know this. It's so stupid. Yeah, so this is the... Ew! What's the look like that? Ew.

So it's like, you can see the needles. So why is that there? It's just completely redundant. It makes no sense. It is very silly looking. At a certain point, I think it looks actually pretty good, like aside from that. Like, I feel like they would just... I think at a certain point, you can't exactly tell how many needles are the needler, but like, that's...

You don't need to be. I've never once. been, oh, if only I had one more needle. You know what I mean? Like that's not that kind of gun. But also just looking at it, you can, you have a general idea. Yeah, absolutely. That's, that's

all you need. Yeah. It's look, whatever. I don't know. I have way less problems about what I've seen here out of, it's the least amount of nitpics I've ever had for anything that they've made. So, whatever, it's fine. Good. Blake 896, pre-Raws.

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I guess. You're going to come with me? Oh, I don't know. Depends. Like, because Mick's also going. Oh, Mick's only too. Okay. So, I don't know.

What does that mean? What? He's probably going to see if he'll go at Mick. Yeah, because they're right there. It depends on, like, When people are leaving. Oh, you know. No, sorry.

I just, I read into that wrong. What do you mean? The way you said it, it almost sounded like, yeah, beef with Mick. Oh,

no. Because you're like, I don't know, because a Mick's going. And I'm like, no, I don't have beef, I don't have beef with anyway.

I just read it totally wrong. It's, to me it did. That's one of his closest friends. Well, that's what happened? I was like, oh,

I was like, oh shit. Like, they got into a fucking street brawl. No, man. Spider-Man, uh, through a fucking

rice but a pirate at him No What's the rice covered pirate Yeah the thing is like we were gonna We were making dinner And I was heating up some Some wings

I was frying some wings Yeah Then I was like Oh I wanted to be fresh For when I go to mix So like I just took it out And I just let him fry While I was carrying it over to his house

Okay And so the oil was frying And I was like carrying I was like waiting at the light Or whatever And I came over And then I spilled all the frying oil the frying oil on his dog.

And so now Jojo's gone. Well, he's still there, but he's like, he's real fried up. So then we got into an argument. Gotcha. Is that why Mick's been asking me about Jojo? He's like, hey, can I use your wife as a dog? Yeah, yeah. I didn't understand. I hate that completely joke. I hate that. I hate that you stitching that together as the through line for the joke.

I'm going to fucking kill myself, man. It's a good job. Speaking of the devil, well, she just fucking texts me right. That's crazy. I'm crazy. She's still gone? How long has she gone for? I should be back on. the second. Okay.

Spider-Man... You'll be able to get late soon. Don't worry. Spider-Man turning countless... Spider-Man turning countless henchmen. Got a tsunami waiting for you. Spider-Man turning countless henchmen into Lenny from mice and men. Cutting swine, I need...

Cutting sweet when I need more cane sauce. Oh, Kame sauce? What is that? C-A-M-E? The fuck? I've never seen cane sauce in my life. Was it supposed to be cane? Like raising cane, maybe?

It says can't... It says... I don't know. It's all wrong. I don't know. Everything's wrong. All this is fuck. Excel.

spread cheeks. Nice. Nice. Pretty good one. Too blurry, two big foot. Standing in the showers, everybody stab my heart out.

Hey, look, it's a little gay meme. Fuck me in my ass. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. Who's New York, Nick? Ethereum, Nick. And rounding out of our list, as always, you know.

King of Hephappazard. You got a three-hour episode. Fuck you. I didn't want it to be three hours, but it's three hours. Complaining about all. We really spent a lot of time on Jonathan Banks talking about come.

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