The Snark Tank - #37: Shoe0nhead

Episode Date: September 10, 2020

Ask and ye shall receive! Shoe0nhead has been our most requested guest for a long time and it was a blast to sit and talk about politics, anti-SJWs, the Skeptic Community, Sargon feuds, being labelled alt-right/communists/nazis in addition to some much needed levity. This is definitely one of the more serious episodes we've recorded (technically?) only because it's been so long since we've talked to each other, but we still have fun. Thanks for your support and please, let us know who you want the next guest to be! Shoe0nhead Social Media ► YouTube ► https://www.youtube.com/user/Shoe0nHead Twitter ► https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/shoe0nhead/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Hey, look, he's a little dead mean. Hey, everybody. Wow, look at us. It's me. And we're here back with the doing another episode of the Snark Tank podcast. And as always, I'm here with some black eye and Tom Sweeney. But we're also joined by a very special guest, someone who I'm sure, if you're fans of us, you probably doesn't need an introduction.

Shuan Head is with us finally after like 20,000 requests. Hey. Hey, everybody. Thanks for having me on guys. Yeah, applaud. Yep, yep. Yeah, we'll put the children cheering sound. Oh, okay.

The stark eye movie sound effect. Yeah. Nice. I'm still using Imovie, by the way. Jesus. It's been like, it's been like 10 years. It's a classic. Still using I movie.

I honestly envy the fact that you've stayed with the same thing for so long because I've, I've, like, continuously upgraded my shit to the point where it's like I feel like I need to now. I'm one of those people, like, if it works, I just keep it. Exactly. Like, half my laptop, half my laptop is static, like the screen, but it still works. So I just keep using it. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

That's a bit extreme. That's a bit extreme. Wait, hold on, hold on. It's like driving a car and the rear wheels don't like work. You're just like, I'll make it. My phone screen is cracked. Still use it.

Wait, so half your screen is static, like literally like 50% of the screen. Like one fourth of the screen, like the side is all static. Why won't you get a new computer? You just like minimize your page and then move it to the side? So you'll be fine.

That's frugal. I appreciate that, honestly. That's ingenuity right there. That's good. I'm just, I'm late. It's like I couldn't. Get one. I guess. I'm just too lazy to do it.

I mean, come on. There's no... At this point, Amazon has a one-click button. Like, there's no excuse me. True. True. You got to look for the laptop, though. I feel you, you know wrong. Excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah, you got to at least search it up. That's a tough job looking for a computer. That's a big commitment. That's like something that you got to spend like the next, like, probably in, in choose case, the next 20 years of your life. You know? 20. Yeah. I'm so impulsive Like I

The last car that I bought three years ago I bought it within like an hour Of just going on offer up I just pulled up the app And I was like oh this looks cool I called the guy And then I got the car And that could have been disastrous

But hey I'm just gonna keep rolling like that Your big moves man I respect that too That's fair That's all Everything's fine Everything is fine I was driving a Honda

From 1998 for like years Until just last year I finally updated my car. Just out of shit, what you got? To 2002 Honda sounds like that? 2016. Okay, that's newer. Yeah, it is a curse year.

What did you get? Did you get that e-busy? Did you hear about that car? Yeah, I sold that trending. And I was scared to play. What's an e-busy? Wait a minute. You got to let me know.

I'm in the dark on this too. I have no idea what the hell that is. So, E-Bussy was trending on Twitter, and I was scared to click it. Because, you know, the nature of the internet. And it was actually a bus, like a mini bus. What the fuck is this? It looks like a megablocks toy or something. I don't know.

What is this? I don't know. Is this a real bus? This can't be a real vehicle. It's an e-busy, baby. There's no way this is real. When I see this, I'm going to be fucking jarred, but let's see. What the fuck is that?

It's a toy. Damn. You guys are all clowning it. I want that shit. It looks like something you would get in at a zoo to see the whole zoo from like a fucking wire. Like a monorail, you mean? Exactly. It does kind of look like a monoroe.

I hate that. I don't like anything about this. It looks so stupid. You know what I love about the name, though? It's whoever named it, you can tell that they have no connection to the internet. They don't. Wait a minute. That's the name of it?

Like the official. Yes. Is it E Bussy or E Bussy? Holy shit. It might be E Bussy. I thought it was just a meme. Like people saw it and they were like, oh, look, it's the E Bussy. That's the name of it?

They named it the E bussy, yes. Oh, my God. Is it E Bussy, though? It might be Bussy. I'm sure it's supposed to be Bussy, but nobody's going to call it that. Because, I mean, I, it's Bussy. I'm a Bussy connoisseur. And I wouldn't name a vehicle Bussy ever, but this is off.

I like it, honestly. It gets clicks. It's already off to a really great start. Great. I don't know. This, I don't even know how to get back on track. But this, this. a podcast with shoe, I feel like this is one of those things that like a lot of people have been eager to happen for a long time.

And not only because I think your channel has been so big for so long, and so you have a lot of fans in general just asking about it. But I think specifically, you and I have been, had a very close, like very similar trajectory throughout the years. Very unique. Yeah. I feel like you and I were always like the black sheep of the, uh, the fucking. What do you even call it? Skeptic community? We were always grouped in with each other.

You were always called a male me. I was always called the female you. Yeah, it's very weird. And it's especially... Didn't somebody just share a comic with you guys in it? Oh, the Marvel thing? From like years the curse Marvel thing? I don't think it...

It's not Marvel. I know it's not that. They're a smaller company. Fathom, yeah. You're right, you're right. That's it. Like, you guys are like, yeah, you guys are fucking... That's how notorious you guys are.

It's pretty much. Well, notorious. I mean, fairly synonymous. Let's slow down with, I wouldn't say notorious. Maybe beloved. Notable.

You know, Chris, I'd say the best. We had the best takes in that comic strip of the situation. We did. We were alongside Paul Joseph Watson and like Milo Yanopoulos. And Anita Sarkegee,

I'm pretty sure. What a baffling comic strip. But I remember being vaguely flattered by it when I saw it the first time. I was like, oh, cool. No, I still think. I think it's cool.

Yeah. But like they definitely were very kind to me. They're interpreting. Like I look like I'm eight feet tall in that, in that drawing. Do you're gorgeous, though. That's crazy. It's really... You are definitely not eight feet tall.

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VidCon and stuff, was probably like, probably like in one of those awkward live streams back in, like, 2015. Yes. We're like. Like the charity live streams. I don't remember what the hell the nature was. was, but I remember that we were on a few live streams. I remember there was like some

11 meme that I still fucking see. Yes. Okay. When we all used to pile into live streams to make fun of Anita Sarkozyans' new videos and you, uh, it was like size 11 titties or something and that was the meme. Oh, it was good. The 11 meme was good.

It was pretty good. I still have like a folder full of them somehow that I just didn't. I don't know where that came from. Don't worry about it. It's not important. Anyway, we've I guess it's not. So we have a lot, I feel like we have a lot to go through, but the most recent thing. Oh, fuck, I know what it is. That I feel like people would be vaguely, at least somewhat interested in hearing about,

if you don't follow us on Twitter, this is probably going to be like a complete blindside. But Sargon, our pal, recently kind of, he started a bit of a red scare. about you. And it somehow drifted over to me in my fucking my private messages have been a mess

for no reason. I don't know what I did or what I said but I... You're a commie fucking traitor that's what. You're a commie bitch. That's what you are.

You're a communist. You know what it was? I found out what it was actually because I had it on an Instagram story I said I was just like answering questions and somebody was like

are you a leftist? And I said like I don't really know what that means anymore but I think healthcare in the richest country should be guaranteed and also I don't think people

should have to work several jobs just to survive and that is the thing that I guess instigated like a... That was a catalyst man you revealed yourself man You fucking trailing

The mask slipped After all these years Chris With his rise against tattoo That fucking stupid fist in the air tattoo You got on your arm It was the fucking beginning We all knew you were a fucking

you fucking czar i hate you i'm like i had somebody message me and it was like the most baffling message that i've ever i think i've ever read where somebody was like i think i saw it where somebody was like i know you used to joke about being liberal yeah oh shit i yeah you saw that i was like i actually i went to sleep like when i got it like i read it and i i went to bed for like 15 minutes i had to nap your brain just shut off. You had to take a fucking nap because you saw some wild stuff.

I just genuinely couldn't believe that anyone could have possibly interpreted every single moment in many videos where I would break characters specifically to just say, hey, by the way, these are my leanings. And somehow took that away as the punchline? So I think the issue is with a lot of these people,

these more right-leaning people who watch us, Um, they kind of think that they had like a monopoly on, uh, you know, criticizing woke culture, which is kind of interesting because the whole genre actually started with atheists and left-wing people. Um, and then through the years, people like Paul Joseph Watson, people like, I'm not going to name other names, just started jumping in and they were more right-leaning, so they started, like, putting their takes out there and it all kind of got really messy. I know what you mean. Like, I, it's definitely like this weird kind of ownership over clowning on the SJWs or whatever the hell.

And it's like, it's, it's, it's just baffling to me because it's like, I feel vaguely insulted because either, either, there's only two scenarios that are possible. Either A, you found my channel and saw this kid

who was covering rise against songs and like getting rise against tattoos and like assuming that like, oh, he doesn't know what the hell he's covering. He doesn't know, like, what he's putting on his body permanently. Like, he doesn't actually get it. But he's smart enough that I want to base all of my politics on him.

Or, like, I want him to shepherd me through the political landscape. Or, B, they thought I was, like, just really committed to the bit. Like, I just... Pretending to be a liberal. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I don't, it has to be, it has to be the latter. I can't, I can't imagine being anything else other than that. think that? That's so insane.

There are people. Sweet. That you're pretending. I'm pretending this tattoo. That's... Sweeney, there are people who tweet at Tom Morello from a fucking rage against the machine and go like, oh, I was a fan of you before you were political. So this is...

Yeah, that's true. I didn't see that. That's how insane people are. That made me go to bed, actually, too. I was really so upset. I went to sleep. That shit is insane that that's real. What do they think the machine is?

Like, exactly. We literally said the same shit. I thought he was just talking about stereo systems. What? I thought he was talking about computers. I was like, what the fuck? You idiot, you fucking. Dude, it's wild.

It's wild. There's a lot of them, too. Like, it's not even, like, a handful. Like, I've seen a lot of people being like, this band was so great before they got political. And it's like, what are you? What were you listening to? Well, to be fair, when I was in high school, I was a huge fan of, like, System of a Down. And all of that shit went right over my head.

I had, like, posters of them, T-shirts of them. I just love them. I don't know what I was like. Like, I didn't absorb any of the lyrics until I was a bit older, but like, it just went right the fuck over my head. No, yeah. I mean, that's acceptable when you're like young. Yeah. Yeah.

When you're like 14 or like, like, you're in middle school or like early high school, I totally understand that you're going to, you're going to be a huge fan of shit that you're not going to fully understand. But like when you're like a 36 year old man and you've got like a profile pick where you've got like, like, like, like, a profile pick where you've got like, like, like, like. like a trucker hat and the shades and like the beard and the American flag behind you and you're like I love these guys before they got political it's like I just I fail to comprehend so basically we're experiencing that on a smaller scale yeah I guess so I guess someone's saying to me yeah I guess you could say that we're basically rage against the machine that's a that's a good rage against the machine that's a good Against the blue-haired Tumblr feminists.

Yeah, there's no, there's no distinction. We are equal. We are equal in talent, in prestige. Oh, absolutely. In impact? You guys are, you guys are fantastic, honestly. I mean, honestly, I mean, if we're being real here, Rage hasn't put out an album in a while.

So honestly, maybe we have even more impact. Absolutely. Oh, wow. Okay, okay. This is all going to be clipped. Wow. I mean, slow down. You have, okay, maybe Zach Delroca can get that,

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Online. That's a degree better. Learn more at asuonline. www.asu.org. You're fucking around, but you still need to watch. Derek's baby, man. Don't fuck with rock music, man. Rock and metal, Derek will fucking stand up. Like, hey, that's not funny, all right?

I'm a very, for some reason, like rock and like political messages really, like, especially, I got into punk a little bit later when I was 16 and stuff because a lot of the music I thought it was terrible because I was listening to the wrong ones. And then a lot of my bands, a lot of my friends started showing me like much better bands. And I was like, this is amazing. And I get it. And I appreciate it. And it's, it is unfortunate that it is lost on a lot of people, just like what happened. They, for some reason, they never connect the dots. And I think the biggest thing to mention, and it's always kind of like mean to say,

but I think people really underestimate how stupid people are on average. Like it's sad to say, but like George Collin has a bit about that. Like think about the dumbest person you know and then realize that most people are even like dumber than that or something like along the lines. Exactly. That's why people don't normally say it. But then you have examples of people watching. Chris Reagan and for some reason

like what was it just you were accused of being a part of the alt right and then you're accused of being a comedy how could that happen one week how could that happen in the same week I got like a deluge of messages about how alt right I am and about how communist a socialist communist I am a socialist

communist whatever the hell that means yeah kiddo yeah kiddo that shit is so insane to me it's so like how can people just not pay attention what they're watching to such as it's like I don't know I don't want to pretend like I'm not also probably stupid sometimes. Like I'm not like a brilliant person. No, we have stupid moments, but you know what you're watching though, right?

You know what you're watching when you're watching it. I can like... And if I don't, I stop watching it. I'd stop watching if I don't know what's going on anymore. I get confused and I turn it off. So I think the difference with Chris and I, and I guess Derek to an extent, was when we like, criticize this stuff, we would do it because we agree with these people

fundamentally, like their goals and stuff like that, but we just hated the way they went about it. We hated the virtue signaling, the identity politics, you know, the fake... The cringe. Yeah, the cringe. The absolute cringe. Yeah. The empty platitudes, the, um, all of that shit.

That's what we criticized. And I know Chris has, uh, described it as like, reeling in your own side or whatever for years. Yeah, yeah. I mean, just the idea to just kind of show people like, hey, you know, you're not crazy for thinking this is like weird. Even when I would like make videos about, like, there was a point in time where a cringy SJW song was kind of unavoidable.

Like, there was like a new one. It feels like every month there was like a new, like there was some cultural appropriation rap or like something. And like, most of the time in those videos, there are occasional points where I'm like, okay, so that's kind of wrong. That's kind of weird. That's kind of a weird way to think about it. But the ultimate point at the end of the day was like,

this is such a terrible way to get this message across at all. Like, it's so cringing. Who is this for? This isn't working for anybody. I saw a few of those, and I was just blown back by how fucking, like, just unwatchable. Like, who, like, who the fuck? Could you imagine meeting the person that sat down and watched it? I was like, wow, that's pretty good.

Like, I would have, I would make fun of them forever. One of my favorite ones was that one on the Bill Nye show. That Bill Nye one was like a really, was a really, that wasn't good. Mine has to be the MTV cultural appropriation. I'm sure that's what you're talking about. When they're just like cultural appropriation. You remember that shit? Is that the...

Oh, my spine. I saw that one. That was ridiculous. I think so. I watched it with you, Chris. Chris, I think you made a video about it. Did I? I'm pretty sure you made it.

It was like that bald, the one of them was like bald and fat. Is it the way? Oh, wait a minute. Is that the one where I shoot myself in the face? Probably. Wait, that does that, Chris, Chris, is that every video? Chris, that does not narrow down. That's not special at all.

Yeah, that's kind of your character. I don't know, man. There was just so many of those for, like, a time and it was just so overwhelming and so like it it felt dishonest not to point out how stupid it was because it's just so objectively cringe like it's not even like a it's not even like an opinion like I feel like even most people who would have agreed with that message the general concept of that message would watch it and they'd be like what the fuck is this and at the time like people got mad at us for criticizing that shit like they were legitimately they would legitimately

get mad and be like oh you're just being you all right like what the fuck. Yo, people back then were, people back then were genuine, like, parody people. Like, I genuinely can't believe that some of them are even real still. Oh, yeah, so what I've been calling SJWs

now, I'm sure you can get on this train if you want. I've been calling them, um, Cointill Pro, which is a CIA operation that, like, was meant to disrupt political discourse. And, um, so that's what I'm calling them for now. Because I literally feel like I have woken up

from a sci-op in the past year. I feel like we've woken up and we look around and we're like, wait a minute, all that shit was really dumb. And now even left wing people are like, hey, that shit was really dumb. We kind of like all woke up from this like, this like sigh up. We were in this fucking MK Ultra. But yeah, I just called him coitoprono. So you can. That's very, that's a very fair point because.

Not a bad mentality to have. What we were saying was, but like, who's this for? Because I've never seen anything like that before. And to be fair, it happens whenever, it seems like whenever somebody has the opportunity to use this very large platform, they just use it so incorrectly. That's kind of like how the whole Atheism Plus movement happened because a lot of religious folk, a lot of theocracy started to spread. And they were just putting out that dumbest, cringiest. I mean, it's always dumb and cringy, but it's so underground, right? But then it was like really amplified.

Then all of a sudden people, all of those people that were making atheistic content, they, exploded onto the scene just refuting some of the dumbest and cringiest shit you've ever seen like this dude that was like Prince E. essentially but he was just like for religion that would make all these like I don't even I don't know his name but I remember seeing

the Amazing Atheist making a video about it. This was forever ago and that's the type of stuff that started happening to like progressive ideals. Yeah it was like it was like refreshing for people to see people take down this stuff that was basically just like infesting the

internet and people were sick of it so you just have to have common sense half a brain be like this shit is cringe and people were like i agree yeah just because you're shitting on it doesn't mean your this is actually i was having a conversation with my mom the other day and i was saying that i'm disappointed with what happened again with the dnc you know that the they they they keep doing the same shit and i i don't see them putting up a good enough fight to beat trump and basically me criticizing the left, she's like, whoa, what about like the right? Or like she basically at like like I'm like I'm advocating for the right because I'm criticizing the left and what they're doing. I'm like, no, like that's not those those words didn't come out of my mouth.

And like I'm a, I've been an independent since I got into politics since I was like maybe like 16, 17 or something. And I've always been kind of like much more on the left when like I want these dudes to take care of business, but I'm want them to do the biggest things that have been bothering me, like, say, take on the military industrial complex and obviously, like, health care. And this shit keeps not happening. So I'm always frustrated about that. And so I just remain more in the middle. Yeah. Derek, Derek, I think you're pretty left. I don't think that's middle. I don't think take on the military industrial complex is middle. That's true. That's very true. That's true. I just like sometimes I also, I also, because like, like, say for example, somebody,

that I appreciated that was running Ron Paul because he was a veteran and he was a creationist, which is kind of nuts because that shit's so wacky. But he was so against it and he was trying to take on like central banks and stuff. And I'm like, the message of that he was saying about that and like say, we need to bring the troops home and get out of all this stuff and the blowback and all this shit. And I'm like, whoa, this is what I'm talking about. This sounds like fucking 60s protest songs. It was weird hearing it come from somebody like him.

That was the first and probably only Republican candidate that I was like, I like, I like this one. Like he had like a bunch of weird things too where he was like, let's get back to gold. And it's like, oh, the gold standard. Look, the gold standard wasn't half bad. We just didn't have enough of it. That's the problem. In theory, on paper, you know.

On paper. Gold isn't half bad, you know. If we went back to the gold standard and people just couldn't buy. anything with their money. People wouldn't be hoarding gold. They would be hoarding weapons and food because society would collapse when no, everybody realized that they don't have gold. But you got trade in your stuff. You see, that's why people got to get hip to it now. Oh my God. We got to get gold. I don't even, see the, the, the, I don't know if that's a solution, but I at least appreciate the motherfuckers that like, they point out the problem because it was weird seeing the debates and

when Ron Paul was there and he was like, oh, by the way, these central banks, like the Federal Reserve that's actually not a part of the government, like every, every dollar that we borrow from them has a loan attached, has debt attached to it. So we can literally, by definition, never get out of debt because every time they print money, it's inflated, blah, blah, blah. And I was just like, I can't believe this is being talked about on. And then as soon as he got, you know, blown the fuck out because, of course, no one's talking about that shit anymore.

I was just like, oh, okay, business as usual, that's fine. I'm just personally just so disillusioned with like two Bernie losses in a fucking row. I know, I know. And it's just, it broke my heart. Yeah, it's really depressing. What's so sad is that he out of, let's say, Bernie the top and then Yang and then Tulsi, like they were, I would say, one, two, three by popularity. In my opinion, I guess. Yeah, yeah.

It's so frustrating to see that the people who rightfully deserved to be nominated just, just. get screwed continuously and you see people trying to create something. I remember back in the day there was the Justice Democrats. I talked to my bros. I do, what can be done to stop this corruption, man? Like people are taking cogs out of the machine, but it's not going to fucking do anything. I don't know. I get jaded.

I'm at the point where, you know, I usually get excited around election year, make content and stuff and let's talk shit and whatnot. But I'm so jaded right now until the point where I don't mean to be. Like that's why I just, instead of making content about it, I'm just not because all it's going to be is just negative shit that I'm like, dude, blah, blah, blah, nothing's going to change. Even if Biden and Harris win, the major things I need to be changed are not going to be changed. It's going to be. There's going to be no. Dude, Biden said about when you were talking about health care for all, right, universal health care, he was essentially said that bill is never going to make it on my desk.

So he's not even going to entertain it. Oh, my God. It's just, I was just like, okay. And then, okay, I don't even know what to say to that. I'm just like, he's, he's, he's literally not for what people want. It's going to be, the overwhelming majority of the party. It's going to be a fun election. We get to choose between Republican and Republican light, basically, is what we got.

At least we get to, at least those debates are going to be awesome. Let's be real. Yeah, that's going to, that's going to be some top cute shit, bro. That, that I will admit, is, is probably going to be pretty great. but it's going to be like Mortal Kombat 11 it's going to be just fucking fun watch is like whoa hey you dog face pony soldier

fucking orange and shit I don't know I just want Biden to call him to N-word that'd be the best thing for me just blur it out of him just like call him that dude I'd vote for him immediately that would be so fucking I bet they would find some way to defend him too

Biden has said that Obama was a very articulate and clean African American That's right Oh no Bro, he is He's like look at him Yo

In that context That's pretty bad bro That's pretty bad You shouldn't have said African American He should have said man Or person But like hey

Oh my god Didn't he just He's covering all the bases Guys He's covering all the bases He's one of the good ones No one's gonna miss him up He keeps stepping on his own feet

Because he said something about like People kept saying like What was he saying Oh the Latino community is very diverse And stuff Like with their thoughts unlike the black community and I was like, or he said, he didn't, I'm paraphrasing,

but essentially he said something very similar to that. He just constantly, he just constantly trips over himself because I genuinely, and I don't know how hot of a take this is, but I genuinely feel like if he wins or if he loses, I have a feeling like in a year or two, we're going to hear about elder abuse in the Biden campaign. Like I'm almost, I'm so positive that that's true. There's going to be some kind of like WikiLeaks thing

where it comes out that he's just like absolutely deteriorating and they all know it. But the funny... Bro, he's got C-T. Sorry, sorry. You guys have seen the conspiracy that Biden is like a... Oh, this is coming back to the original topic,

that Biden is some secret like communist, Antifa leader, socialist, Trojan force. Oh, did Sargon start that too? If he... If he was a communist secret agent, then God fucking damn, they could have done better, bro. But wait, so... He's a shell of a human.

So what did the... So what did the crime bill? How did that help that... side. Biden is... Exactly. The right thinks Biden is being controlled by, like, the radical left because they desperately wanted to run against Bernie.

Bernie didn't win, and then they had to, like, white out all of the things on their little, um, like, a election plan where it all said, attack Bernie on this, so they have to erase it and put Biden. Um, so all of their attacks are basically towards Bernie, and it doesn't work towards Biden. They're calling Biden like a radical socialist and all that, but Biden, but Biden, is being controlled by like big money, corporations, the health insurance industry and stuff like that. Not the far left. And it's just so funny to see.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Like, uh, like men in black. I was thinking more like Oogie Boogie from, uh, like a bunch of bugs. Could you imagine it unravels on stage and just a whole bunch of bugs just come out? I would be impressed that fucking bugs made it that far. I want him to just in the middle of his debates, just walk from behind his fucking podium, and just scream real loud and pass out. And then that's the end of Joe Biden. He dies on stage and that's it.

There's just no more. You know what's funny, before Kamala, before he picked Kamala to be his VP, I remember I tweeted something like, oh, I had a dream because I had this nightmare that Bernie or Biden won the presidency and then he immediately died. And then Kamala Harris took off a mask and it was just Hillary underneath it. Chris, don't. Don't purse us like this. If Hillary Clinton became president, that'd be the first time I'd consider leaving America in my life. Jesus Christ.

That'd be the first time I would consider it. I'd probably go to Canada, even though I'm afraid of Canada. I'm afraid of that place Wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm actually You're afraid of Canada what? Yeah I'm afraid of Canada What does that mean? What's why?

It's just so unbelievably cold And then there's like giant fucking like horse deers And it's just like Snow Do you mean moose? Do you mean? Yeah Yeah

Yeah Horse deers That's exactly what he means Horse deers They're built like horses But they got horns like dears They're fucking horse deer All right

We It doesn't get that much How much colder is it in Canada? I feel like I've seen some much, much colder. Chris, Chris, you walk outside and your skin like immediately freezes. Nah, New York is plenty cold. I went to Canada. I went to Canada the week I turned 18, which was April, it was April or May.

And I got there and I went there in spring clothes and I came back and I was very, very sick. I got drunk as fuck, but like I was, it's different. It's a whole different animal cold up there. I guess. It's been a while. Just from where New York ends, it's a different. The only time, I've been to Canada once, and I went to Niagara Falls because, of course, that's what you do. And I just remember it being thoroughly underwhelming.

It's a tourist trip. Yeah, of course. Like, where do you? Nobody goes. How much further can you go into Canada, really? Like, you can go to Toronto, you can go to Vancouver, I guess. But, like, eventually it just becomes fucking Pluto. I'm such a little, I'm such a little brat.

Like, I go to these, like, planks. places where there's just this huge, like, world wonders. Like, I went to Niagara Falls. I went to the Redwoods. I'm sure you've been there, Chris. Have you been there? The Redwoods? I've been the Redwoods.

Wait, where are the Redwoods? I've driven through them, I think. Northern California, these huge fucking thousand-year-old trees. Million-year-old trees. I drove, I drove through them on the way when I was moving to L.A. And I look at, like, my parents and I, we all took a, like, my family, we all took a trip up there. And I look at them, and I'm, like, bored in, like, a few minutes. I'm just like, oh, I could fucking Google this.

shit, all right. Yeah, no, I, I, I'm totally, I'm totally with you. Like, I, I, I've been invited on several hikes. And my immediate assumption is, I, you know, I could just fly a drone up there, you know, and see, like, I could see what I'm going to see. Like, I don't need to. Oh my God. You're such a, what? You're such a, yeah, you're such an, ew.

We're disgusting. What, what's the problem? I don't find, I don't see value in hiking. I don't see value in, in, in, expensive. effort to just walk to a place to see a thing and then walk down a fucking treacherous mountain. I don't need that shit. I understand but half of the

half of the climb, that's why. Well, my are the worst thing on a planet actually. But like, it's part of it is the journey, you know, like part of it is like, you know, the destination isn't the final. What's the journey? I'm going to get bit by something and then I'm going to be thirsty. That is, that's the journey. That's not like

a great journey. Like, oh, I made it this far. I did this. Whoa, look I climbed all the way up here. I've never, I've never had that feeling. Chris, you're the type of person that, you're the type of person

when, like, AI sex bots are, like, fully on the market, like, you're gonna, like, never go back. You're gonna be like,

what is the point of having real female when this shit is so much more, like, it's just work. No, that's so different. That's so different. It's not really.

It's not really, because, I could just fly a drone and see it. Like, what the fuck? Chris and I are, like, the prototype of,

like the Wally thing where we're just going to be sitting in a chair with like VR hooked up to us that's good. Exactly. Look, look for me, look, I'm not a fan of robots really. It's like I'm not a fan of pretty much anything that isn't a human. But once

you can get AI pussy, it's damn there no reason to get regular. What are you talking about? Unless you're trying to have kids. Like, let's be real. That's so insane. That's efficiency, baby.

They're making artificial wounds. Exactly, you could have a fucking proto baby, bro. Fucking just Women. I mean, I'm not going to say women. I'm not saying, absolutely. I'm just saying, you know, their market's getting thinner. That's what I'm saying.

The market value of wombs is depleted. No, I don't know. Like, I just, the whole, I've just never been a person for, like, the outdoors, really. Like, I appreciate going to, like, a party or something or, like, social. I like the city. I like city adventures and stuff like that. But like the second you put me in like a forest or like a cave of some kind, like I'm just not, I'm not in my element.

I'm not in a state of wonder where I'm like, you know, gazing at the beauty of everything. I'm just thinking, wow, I'm really far away from the things that I really need. I'm really far away from my computer. I don't like it. Yeah. You have to experience it because I was like that too. Growing up as a New York City head, you are very much so terrified.

of everything that is not a building, a cab, some Hispanic man yelling something terrible at you in Spanish. Like, you get really scared of this, like, other than the city. But then I went Spelunking once. That shit's kind of scary because caves aren't funny. Caves are different. That's fucking doom. Caves aren't funny at all.

Caves are fucking terrifying. But I agree. I agree. I mean, like, canoeing and so like that. I can barely swim. I can swim now. Then I couldn't swim. And it was still really fucking cool because it's a different experience.

That's all it is. Because, like, this whole world is out here and so often do people never interact with it. How the fuck? It's kind of wild. How the fuck did we get from Sargon's Red Scare to caves? Yo, you don't understand. You don't understand that this is the podcast.

That's exactly what it is. It gets a dementia podcast. I can tie it back. Kingston, what? Let's say you're spulunking, right? Let's say you're spulunking. A hypothetical for you. I hate that word.

You're spolunking in a cave. Like a pretentious person would. I'm not. pretentious, but it's just checking out a cave. You're, you're not pretentious, but a spolunker would be, is all I'm saying. You're in a cave, you're in a cave, you're in a cave spolunking, and you see a little hole with like, a little crater in the cave with like a vague candlelight coming out of it. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,00099 due at signing.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. It's not over. He says, pull me out of this hole. and I won't tell Twitter you are a communist. I find that'd get me more follow.

So I'd be like, nah, dude, tell him a communist. Also tell him what I did to, and I'd attack him. I would attack him, I'd take this hand, do I burst his knees? Oh my God, dude. Tell him what I did you. Wait a sec. Wait a sec. I don't even think we got to the part where how Sargon even got into the picture of this conversation.

Do you want me to tell the story? I guess you would. I think people were probably like, wait, what happened with Sargo? Yeah, you would know probably more. Like, I'm only vaguely tangentially aware just based on like the DMs that I've gotten. So, like Chris and I have always been left wing. But I never really talked about my deeper politics other than culture war criticism until maybe two years ago.

Then I started getting into real politics, especially with like the primaries and everything like that. Talking more about economics. And I'm pretty far left when it comes to economics. So the people who have never heard. me talk about this stuff, they think I'm like a socialist and whatever. And so I've also been like talking to more left-wing people, befriending more of them and stuff like that just because, you know, we have stuff in common. And also because the world is fucking collapsing.

And so I'm starting to care more about stuff that matters. Don't you love it, though, that like you befriend left-wing people, right? And then the generic kind of like anti-SJW kind of stereotype of a problem. person kind of comes out, kind of has a huge problem with that. Yeah. But that was like a whole thing back in like 2016, 2017 about like, hey, you know, we're reaching out to left wing people, but they don't want to reach out to us. It's like, oh, how dare they not want to reach out to us?

Like that was like a whole fucking thing. Yeah. Like when I hung out with ContraPoints in like 2017, you know, ContraPoints's fans freaked out. They're like, how dare you hang out with shoe? Like, she's a Nazi, blah, blah, blah. and so now it's the opposite you know like I'm befriending like Vash

and people like that and now it's just like you know how dare you hang out with them like they're dangerous it's just like holy it's literally Nega 2016 Sargon's on Twitter like you know how everyone was calling us Nazis back in the day Sargon's calling us all commies and also telling people to go educate themselves and read

a book and whatever so it's very it's amazing it's like a mirror universe it's kind of wild because you really couldn't write it more predictable. So the breaking point seemed to have been, I went on this 24-hour stream, a stream that lasted 24 hours, mind you, there were like 50 plus people that went in and out of that stream for 24 hours.

Yeah, wasn't like your movie sucks there too or something? Yeah, yeah. So I didn't know everybody invited in the stream. In fact, a lot of them hate me, like absolutely despise me. I had to make sure I wasn't on the same time other people who hated me were on. It was actually quite stressful. But it was a charity stream for like a trend. thing. Yeah. And they raised like $45,000. Like it was really, it was a good time. And before I went on,

apparently they were talking about like hypotheticals, you know, in their revolution or whatever, what would be done with the police officers. And it got kind of, you know, larpy. Yeah. Yeah. And they didn't say to kill them or anything. It was just, you know, kind of larpy, like, oh, what is to be done? And so I didn't know this person talking at all. It was some person with a woman voice. I don't know who it was. Sargon made like a whole. whole video and it was called Socialists or Bad People at Shoe on Head, like directly adding me

in the title of the video. So he's just like, I, I, Shoe on Head is, I don't know, I can't do a good... No, do it, do it, do it. Show on head is spiraling down into communism and I'm scared and it's just like

shit like that and he's like, the people you hang out with are not good people, they want to kill people. And like, I didn't, I didn't know this woman, but the worst thing about it because he guilt by associations me with this person, which I thought we were against. But this is even worse, because it's not even someone I'm friends with. It's someone that I've never spoken to in my life. I don't know who it is. His audience, a big chunk of his audience, thought the person speaking was me. What? Really? What? So now I have thousands, Chris,

thousands of people. Like, Shouan Head wants to kill cops. Shouan Head is a communist, blah, blah, blah, like flooding my comments section, my email. my Twitter, like, it's fucking insane. And he's, like, he's convinced that I'm turning into a communist just because I want, like, basic human rights that other countries have had for, like, decades. I want, like, you know, health care, living wage, stuff like that. Yeah.

It's insane. And now you're getting pulled into the mix, so that's interesting. It's baffling to me, though, because, like, as ridiculous as that is, and as ridiculous as it is that, like, he's basically, he basically made it so, like, you're responsible for somebody else's words. I know. I wasn't there. Like, I wasn't involved at all.

I said nothing. Like, I, I, I'm genuinely befuddled as to how I got thrown into this. Chris, you know what this is? Like, I know that, uh, Sargonne unfollowed me, by the way. Yeah. That's hilarious. What, did you guys have like a back and forth or anything?

No, I, I, I, I, he mentioned me and he said. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. No, I know what he said, Chris. He said, it's just a shame that. who and Chris are joining the woke brigade. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what he said. And I, I retweeted it and I was like, genuinely a question where I was like,

in what way have I joined the woke brigade? I feel like I've been remarkably consistent for years. And I don't even know. I think he said define woman or something. Yes. What? Sargon's line, whether you're woke or not, as if you, you know, respect trans women.

That's it. It's really weird. Oh my God. It's a very... Wait. Yeah. Yeah. Wait a minute.

Time out. Yeah. Time out. It's very weird. Does that make you woke? Apparently. Respecting trans women makes you woke. So check this out.

There's a the right, there's a right talking point, right? It was really documented well when Blair White and Candice Owens had that argument on Dave Rubin's show. When Candace started adopting all the right-leaning talking points, you know, all those the stereotypes, she was like, oh, first of all, I need to call you a he, you know, kind of a thing, just being completely disrespectful. And not understanding that when you respect somebody,

you will call them, you address them by what they want. Yeah, that's how people split. That's not how the help. Nicknames or doctor or something like that. Friends, anything like that. If you respect them, you will use the titles that they want. And she didn't understand that. And fucking Sargon, I guess, you know, he said it.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from yourself.

phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's like, in that Candace Owens case, especially, like, you have to really go out of your way to misgender player, you know? She was poisoning the well. Actually. And she was also using identity politics right off the bat. She was like, by the way, this person's trans. Like, okay. Yeah. As someone before didn't agree with, like, I was, I had that stupid, hyper-ignorant thought before that like, oh, well, that person was born in this sort of way.

I referred to my, at the base level, they are X, instead of being respectful to what the person is. If someone wants to be called something, that's their preference, you know, just be respectful. Or you refer to them by their name. Well, I feel like a lot of people. I mean, there's like centuries of education teaching you, like, what, certain things are. Or language, yeah. You know, it can't necessarily be expected that everybody,

everybody in like a really short amount of time kind of comes to this understanding that like all of this needs to be undone right away. Because the reality is like, it is kind of simple. It is kind of simple, but they're also like, let's face it, like, your 99 year old grandmother's not going to, you know, you know, like there are people who are just like at the point where it's like, they're just coasting through life waiting to, waiting to take the big sleep. You know, they're not really all that.

Yeah, absolutely all that. You absolutely have to be like, patient with people and like just kind of explain it. Yeah, like your boomer parents or whatever. This is all new to them. This is new and scary. Oh, yeah. Dude, people have a tough time accepting new Spider-Men. Yeah.

Like, you're not going to get everybody to just, you're not going to get everybody to just kind of overnight understand like the intricacies of like identity and all that shit. Yeah, difference between like sex and gender and stuff. But I did think that that was like a really weird line that he true. Like, I just didn't even understand it. I didn't even see it for like days. Because like I,

because I just wasn't really paying that much attention to it. It's also a thing that we both believed for like years too. It's not like, so he's him just being like, oh, now they joined the woke brigade because they think trans women are women. Like, we've, we've always thought that.

Yeah. I definitely think that there was a point where I was like confused about it. But I would never like, I would never like. I would never be rude about them and not cost them on what they want to be called. Yeah, I've never like intentionally misgendered a person or like uh or any of that and i was on twitter like what's the difference between

communism and woke shoe it's just like yeah carl marks famously more female more female CEOs like communism is when captain marvel movies like i don't like autism number one bro markism and lesson one bro dude i don't know man female heroes yeah yeah this is crazy this is crazy like i uh to be honest like a lot of that stuff i i don't watch i never had an issue with sarai particularly because I also I stopped watching his content like a long time ago and I don't mean that as like a jab I just stopped. I mainly use YouTube for like, I don't know, like there's a thoughty too. He makes informal videos about interesting stuff. It's not like political.

It's very apolitical. Yeah, yeah. And then just like apolitical stuff mostly. And that's just me. So I didn't know that there was this thing going on that you make daily videos to, you know, to beat the algorithm. That's essentially what like I said the quartering's doing. No bullshit. It's doing it.

Tim Poole's doing it. Tim Poole. Yeah. So they're all doing it. I think they got it from Tim Poole, I think. So I'm not surprised that probably, I don't know if Sargon does it himself or if he has a team of people. And it's like, oh, here, here's an idea. Here's an idea.

So without looking at it or examining it and it just went like, oh, here's you talking about this. And then he didn't even check to see if it was actually you, I'm assuming. No, no. I think he knew. He knew. based on I saw how I interpreted it because I did watch a little bit of that video it's not that he thought that the person

talking was shoe it was that he was very vague about it I don't even think I don't even necessarily think it was like intentional no it wasn't his audience is just yeah they went with it he didn't specify who was talking and he didn't he didn't give any important information so his audience was under the impression see I think he's genuinely concerned

like Sargonne has a genuine concern that I am being turned into a communist and groomed by my friends. Yeah. And this isn't the first time he said this either. He did this months ago. He was like, oh, Vash is grooming you. Very strange. Oh, because you're, I see.

I see. So it's literally like this weird, genuine concern. And one of his fans actually wrote this huge manifesto that was like, Shoo, you don't understand. Like, Sargon thinks of you as his, like, daughter. And you're going on to, like, date this. extremely terrible man and he's just very protective of you. It's like that doesn't help.

That just makes it so much worse. What are you talking about? That's significantly creepier. And the thing is like... That's so fucking scary. The thing is like I wasn't bothering Sorgon. I wasn't talking about him doing anything. Like I was...

I completely have left him alone for like years and all of a sudden he's coming at me with all this shit. I'm like, what the fuck? Like I thought I escaped all of this. Now they're just pulling me back in. Yeah. I haven't... Interesting.

I just haven't really kept up to date with him at all. Like, it's been, it's been so long. It's, and also just, like, I, I feel like I, I, I started drifting away from the political sphere pretty early. Yeah, lucky. Like, I think in, like, in 20, I think even, like, early 2017, I was getting to the point where it's, like, I think people are kind of coming around to this idea that, like, what we're saying isn't insane.

So, like, I felt comfortable doing, like, kind of whatever the hell. Like, oh, here's a, here's a video about, uh, diaper mates dating sites or, like, whatever the fuck. So, Chris, I'm extremely jealous that you managed to do that. Your video game stuff is like really good. Well, evidently, it doesn't matter. Yeah, apparently it doesn't matter. But it's, I went head first into it.

I went deeper into it. You escaped. Oh, you're much deeper. So. Yeah. You have a channel dedicated to it, right? Yeah, brainlit. Yeah.

Or brainlit. That's it. Yeah. I haven't uploaded there for months, but. I mean, it's all good. I mean, hey, it's always, I think it's nice. And that's essentially why I, For the most part, I'm almost divorced of it.

Not completely, but I rarely upload making anything that really matters, I guess. And because it was my passion like a decade ago. And then I got jaded. And then I got like, I originally started my main channel to be, like, play games and shit. Because I was just inspired by like KSI Markiplier, all these PewDie Pie. That was like, holy shit, this is dope. I think I can do this. And then I got distracted with all the weird shit that was.

was happening, right? Like when I would, I would normally go on websites like Kataku, Rock Paper, shotgun, games radar, whatever. And all of a sudden, I'm seeing these weird articles that have nothing to do with games. And that's when it's like, you saw, we all saw it happen. We all collectively saw it happen. Yeah, yeah. And once it started to die down, like say, for example, once the last time you saw a video of MTV News just saying, what was it? It was in New Year's Eve resolutions for white people or near, like, that's. Dude, that's what I'm talking about. It was a fucking sigh up.

I swear to God, all of this shit was like some CIA thing to dismantle, like, left-wing politics. I mean, maybe because, like, that shit's gone. So I have no reason to, you know, like, comb through the internet and try to find. I've got to find somebody woke. I got to find, like, if something happens, that's just nuts. Okay, sure, let's talk about it. But other, for me, it was like, you didn't have. to find things back then.

Exactly. Things would just sort of explode and you'd be like, that's pretty stupid. But now it's like, you really? You really? You know, people still use her in thumbnails. It's amazing.

Do they? What? Wait, wait, what? What are they talking about? So, I don't know if you were, I don't know, I don't really know if you're familiar with this, but like a couple years ago, there was this girl who was like freaking out at this university and she was like just sort of,

what was she chanting? I can't even remember. It's been so long. Keep your hate speech off this campus. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, and it was just this, it's just this, yeah, it's portly human sitting in the, in the, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, it, like, after, like, a movie, you know, it, it was, like, it, it was, it, it, it went, it's, it, it, it went its course, like, after, like a month, you know, it was, it was, it was, you know, it was, it was funny about that shit, though. It's, like, when you look back at all this, it's always, like, these crazy, it's always, like, these crazy.

easy, you know, usually overweight, maybe dyed haired people screaming like, you know, human rights, ah! And then you got this like, conservative in a suit, like, well, I disagree. Human rights bad. And then everyone looks at the conservative and they're like, wow,

that guy's spitting the truth. He must be right. I disagree. Human rights. Bars, bro. That's what it was. It was literally all optics. Like, we were literally just mad at these just people being overly, you know, emotional with their views and just having terrible optics. We were just extremely mad about it.

Well, people were mad. I always just thought it was fun. Oh, yeah, me too. There were definitely people that I was infuriated with. I think people like, like, Cat Black and Francesca Ramsey really did infuriating me. Like, genuinely, like, to my very core. Francesca, less so, but Cat, still, to this day, like, I fucking, I can't. But.

That's like me with, like, Steve Chive still. and like the up oh Steve Oh Steve Shives and Dusty Like I just I can't I just

Oh I love I love Dusty Like I He's such a piece of shit But I don't know There's something about He's like the last gatekeeper Of the left now Everybody doesn't care anymore

We're like slowly spiraling Into literal fascism And like Dusty's over here Like yeah Chris Reagan And shoe on head They can't be part of the left He's like How you talking about?

Dusty Smith is like A keen star That no one listens too. Oh no. God. That's so mean. I mean, but he really is. Like, he has this, like, ridiculous past. That's just full of insane shit.

And then he, like, berates people for not being pure enough. Yeah, he does this whole, like, born again, born again Christian thing. He's like, you're not free of your sins. Oh, fuck, yeah. He is, he is a Puritan for the left, for sure. Yeah. It's just wild. I'll be honest.

I'm be honest. I still watch, I still, um, he has a, he has a podcast and I listen to it. That's fine. It's not against the law. It's like, it's, uh, I'm gonna tell you, because he's not, he's not wrong on a lot of shit that he says, but he's also, like you said, like, he, when he's talking about police reform, I'm like, yeah, yeah, bro, right on.

But then he's like, you need to, uh, distance yourself from anyone that's a cop, like any, your family, you need to just cut ties. And I was like, oh, see, now you, you, you lost a lot of people. Yeah, you can't, you know, like, remember when. killer Mike was given his speech after the George Floyd thing happened and he he, the first thing he opens up with, he's like, my dad's a cop. Like, Dusty would be like, well, fuck him. You got, you can't talk to your papy anymore. Kill your father. Kill your parents. Your fathers have gone down innocent people in the streets and you love him still. Do you so care? Well, that

would be like, well, that scenario would be a bit. It's just, it's just him attaching that to everyone's parent who's a cop. And it's like, bro, that's not everyone. Yeah, there are definitely some people like that that's still kind of, I mean, Dusty's more of a meme at this point. He's not, he doesn't really, he is. He's,

I don't, I just, I just, I just, I'm, I'm, be honest, maybe it's also because it's his accent. Like, it's, it's fun.

There isn't enough people that are in, like, the political sphere of YouTube that have this thick, like, southern accent. And it's just delightful because he just, well, we're going to talk about politics right here. And I'm like, I,

I find it absolutely grading, but that's just me. That's our elite New York shit, Chris. Honestly, probably, yeah. Yeah, you guys, because you guys are so fucking superior with your cars and your coffee and shit.

I hate that shit. I fucking hate that over-fucking, over-sold fucking New York accent, my guy. Hey. Oh, I hate it. I hate it. Yo, when I was a kid, I genuinely,

talking over here. Yo, I grew up in the hood. I never heard that shit. I never heard it. I definitely did hear it. But like, you guys didn't go to like, fucking Staten Island and shit?

Nobody goes to Staten Island. Oh, I'm Long Island. I got like the, The deep. Long Islanders do talk like that. That's very true. What's worse? What's worse?

Long Island or Staten Island for the... Staten Island. Okay. That's not even... Yo, that's not even a contest. Staten Island is like the island that everybody consistently ignores. Staten Island is the New Jersey of New York, which is already New Jersey. It really is.

It really like nobody talks about it. I feel like only East Coasters will know how bad of a burn that was. Staten Island is like where you go. when you have to get out of the rest of the city. You have to. Like, oh, there's a murder charge for me. I got to go to Staten Island because they won't look for me here.

Staten Island is the place they look. Staten Island is where... They look for bodies. They look for bodies. No, I'm not even kidding. Staten Island is the place where the mob would dump bodies. Like, that is literally where they would do it in Staten Island. Oh, my God.

Dude, do you have any ties to the mob? Damn, that's a blunt question. right there. That's a big one. Next question. Speaking of questions, I'm sure we have a ton, don't we? Oh, yeah, we could start going into them.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, before we do, I just want to add one more thing. Maybe we can, hold on. Oh, please. Sure. We should push it in there somewhere. So, Chris, what we're witnessing is basically a bunch of people, like right-wing people

who were fans of us, who expected us to be the type that goes, hey, guys, I'm left-wing, but I agree with everything you say. And also, I'm going to vote Trump. They expected that to be us, and it's not us and now they're mad that's it

yeah it really is wild I think because like there's this there's this tweet of mine from like a long time ago where I'm like this is before like the election was even

I think before either candidate it was even nominated but it was looking like these would be the two people but where they were like oh gun to your head who would it be

Hillary of Trump and I said if you're forcing me to vote I guess Trump out of sheer curiosity yeah because like at the time he was just a meeting like nobody thought he was gonna win dude he was on Saturday

night life yeah he nobody took it seriously still can't believe it we we should have taken seriously and and and right now with ram trucks declaration of deals well-qualified current fcia lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 ram 1500 big horn crew cab 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit required call 1 877 ram 5722 for lease details requires dealer contribution and lease through stilantis financial current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify. Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

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about starting some kind of conflict. Yes. Yes. And Trump was, like, kind of like a 50-50, where you just didn't know what was going to happen. And to me, it was like, oh, yeah, well, if I was forced to vote, I suppose, that I would choose, the 50% chance that we might not have a war

over like the 100% certain chance that we would. Like that was kind of my thinking at the time. Obviously, you know, a lot of change. 100%. I had the same thing happen to me, especially people. People, they wanted desperately, the amount of emails that I got, they wanted me to be like the face of the black conservative movement. But I just, yeah, the amount of like, so at the very beginning,

I was happy to talk to anybody that was like on the right, like say I had a conversation with Stephen Crowder. I had a conversation with Paul just watching because of course I wanted to see what the fuck's going on with Info Wars. Every crime is violence Crowder. Oh yeah. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Fucking. But yeah. So I never, after it was like, hey, speak here, do this, join this network. And I'm like, nah, it's not me. And people saw this vacuum. Like I think that's why Candaceone saw it. and then some other people that I've been following, like, these fitness dudes, the Hodge Twins. I've been following them since 2014.

And now they have a channel called the conservative twins. And it's already like over a million. Like there's a, there was a vacuum and people were feeling, they wanted that. And I was like, that's not me. Sorry, guys. And people got so angry at me. Just like you were saying, Chris, about the gun to your head. Because I said the same thing about gun to my head.

I'd probably vote for Trump, particularly because he seems so angry at Obama to continuing the wars. And I'm like, okay, I can fuck with that. You know, hindsight. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was a completely different platform, too. Like, I think. And honestly, like, you can't trust that guy. Like, I never once thought that he was, like, a trustworthy person. But he had, well, yeah, of course.

But he seemed unpredictable enough where I just, whereas Hillary was just very, very, like, I am still really confident that we would have definitely been in some kind of conflict by now. Well, she was the corporate candidate. She was, like, you know, the talk of head. Nobody like that. 100%. Trump was like the outsider. And also he sometimes would hit Hillary from the left, which was like mind-blowing to me. Yeah.

Of course it was fake. It was all like fake populism talk. Yeah, it's just, but it like drew people in. It was like a different thing. And Chris, I'm sure you were a Bernie guy right back then? Yeah, I mean, I was. I was this year as well. Yeah, okay.

So we all were. So like, yeah, it was it was an insane time. Openly. Openly, by the way. Yes, very openly. I yeah it was no it was no serious the people didn't know about because I got a lot of shit when I told like I said gun on my head but there is no gun on my head so fuck these clowns and people on the right got so mad like you're gonna help Hillary win why are you not

casting your phone like do fuck you guys like you don't you don't get it and so uh essentially they had expectations for you and you did they just had their own they made up their own minds of what they thought you were. Yeah, I've gotten, back then, same, Derek, I've gotten many, like, offers from these, like, big media companies. Like, hey, work with us, and they were all these, like, right-wing outlets. They were like, oh, we'll write your shit and whatever.

I'm not going to say who they were. But, oh, like, so many offers, and you just turn them down because you're just like, and you just think of all the people who have not turned them down and just basically are just talking heads for, like, these big donors. You can totally piece together,

like, who. took the offer too. Like it's... Yes, 100%. I won't name anyone, but I think there are certain ones that are kind of obvious. But... Yeah.

But yeah, no, I remember I got like... I got like one or two of those offers and I was like, what the fuck? No. Yeah. Chris, I'm also sure you've noticed, like, things have kind of changed on the left. It's... Remember back then when we would make fun of Hillary? We'd get a lot of shit for it? Yeah, now they join in.

The entire left wing is like just... dunk in on the Democrats 24-7. It's the funniest shit. Like, and back then, we were called fucking alright. Yeah, dude, it's, I won't lie. It's a little infuriating. No, it is. Okay, so, it's, fucking, it is absolutely infuriating.

We were called alt-right for years for the same shit these people are now making fun of. You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of kind of when, like, whenever, like, a Democrat just all of a sudden comes around to the idea of gay marriage in, like, 2014 or something. It's like, yeah, good job. Real nice of you to finally catch up. Finally catching up how cancerous this shit is. Yeah.

It is, it's deeply infuriating. Because I have just like all these fucking stupid articles because I just, I said, I said this shit too early. Are you serious? Yeah, exactly. Progressive, man. For years about it. The problem with us is, though, we didn't have the correct vocabulary or anything like that. So we just went along with, you know, the right wing how they also criticized this shit sometimes.

so we would use their, like, vocabulary and stuff like that. I don't even think that's what it was. I think they used ours. True. Yeah, I think that's exactly rude. I think they used the way that we talk, and then they started adding in their own little flourishes. My only regret is leaving such an open-ended shit.

So, like, with my videos, they'd be like, hey, guys, this shit is dumb, the end, and I would just kind of leave it open. So then people, like, my friend literally just tweet about those, people would swoop in, like the Polgers-Watson types and other types. They would swoop and be like, hey, you're annoyed at this thing, like Shia When Ed talks about? well let's talk about globalism and the Jews and the people behind it so what I didn't do was I didn't like pave a path for anything else I was just like yo this shit is dumb the end yeah I didn't do that either like it wasn't really the goal like I was just sort of making entertainment is what I thought you know none of us thought we were doing something political in the beginning none of us really and also the whole the idea there's something that really infuriates me with people feel like they need

need that type of clarification. Because me, I expect people to be more on the level. Be smarter about what you're... But you were just saying in fairness earlier about like the George Carlin thing where it's like a lot of people are just fucking stupid. Yeah. Yeah, they are. And I want them to...

It's like, I want them, I want their brains to... I want them to experience some critical thinking. I want their brains to just do a little extra and be like, all right, look, man, just because I left something out does it mean something? Like, stop putting words in my mouth or try to add on. and make you come to your own conclusions. I'm like, just take it for what it is. I'm making jokes.

We're having fun. Basically at the end of the video, I would say 95% of the time, I just want you to leave laughing. You're like, oh, that was fun. Yeah, yeah. Even if it was something nuts, even if it's something like some type of real, some crazy bullshit, we're poking fun at it. So I'm not some, I'm not trying to be some savior. I'm not trying to.

I just, I was, yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, I don't mean. I just remember back, back when I started going, like, delving out of it. I would still do it, like, every now and again. But, like, when I was starting to go away from it, I was like, I remember, I remember consciously making an effort. Because even back then I was getting all sorts of shit. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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It just doesn't matter. And it just doesn't. Like, I specifically, I didn't use the word. SJW without mocking quotation moch without mocking quotation marks for years. I stopped saying that in 2017 literally. Because I thought it was just like overused and kind of cringe. So I stopped using that term. I stopped saying the left.

I specifically like made that specific attempt. Like it was like I'm not going to say the left. Yeah. Because you can't just generalize everybody. I totally agree, dude. But it doesn't matter. It's wild. It doesn't matter.

I know because I did it for the reasons of the same. thing, but it's because of the well being poisoned or it has the wrong connotation. Now, you're this type of person if you use this language. And so it was like, well, I don't even like, you know, the type of like the reactionary shit. So it was like, oh, if you're using, yeah, get woke go broke or you're using SJW or anything like that. Like they, there's a, they have a picture of you now and I'm like, fuck, well, I'm not trying to paint myself as that. So I kind of want to change up my language. So that's why I even say, if I'm talking about the same type of people, like using SJW, like I don't want to use anymore.

So I just say like, oh, what are they exactly? I would say the progressive, but what exactly? So I call them a progressive ideologue because they are ideologues. They're balls deep in their ideals. So they're progressive ideal. There's progressives. Like I know a lot of, I'm in California. I grew up a lot of punks in the Orange County punk wave.

So I know a lot of progressives, but I don't know a lot of progressive ideologues. They weren't insane though. You know what I'm saying? They wouldn't like not talk to you. Yeah, exactly. I'm still friends with a lot of people that are, they, like, if I log on my Facebook right now, they despise Trump. And I'm like, and we can still hang out if we, like, came across each other's paths. I'm like, you know, because I'm not on the, I just, like, I never liked Trump. I never, I've always thought he was stupid. And I always try to say, I made a video in 2016 saying, defending Trump from the bullshit that they're trying to smear him with is not an endorsement. I'm like, If somebody is attacking you, Chris, or just say somebody I don't. If somebody is saying some ridiculous stuff like about Sargon or something, that's just 100% untrue. I'd be like, yo, that's just not true.

I'm like, that doesn't mean. Yeah, there was a point where... That's it. That's it. That's all that means. Yeah, no, there was a point, and I think it's still happens where people will just lie about Trump. And it's like, I just don't understand why you're doing that because you really don't need to. There's so much to make fun.

I was going to say the same thing, too. There's so much to just talk about him. that he definitely did. It's tons. I put a post up the like last week or something about that where he was at O'Reilly in North Carolina or something like that

and somebody said SpyGate because Trump mentioned Obama and somebody said oh one of the audience said Monkey. What? Wait what? Yeah, yeah. So somebody yelled out SpyGate in the audience. They're like,

SpyGate and Trump like whatever he said reacted to it. Everybody's laughing. And somebody reported that Oh, somebody in Trump's audience in North Carolina said, called Obama a monkey. And when you listen to it, no, it's definitely spy gate. But if you listen to it enough, you can kind of hear monkey. Oh, my God. Is this another Yanny Laurel fucking dress?

Literally. I put that in my title. I put that in my title. Like put the Yanny Laurel thing. Oh, my God. I hate that. So, and I said under it, I replied with, why are they doing this? Like, there's enough shit that he does on his own.

Do people forget about that? What was the guy? Who's the guy that had the interview with him, the British dude, and then Trump was handing him the graphs and he made that really confused face? Like, watch that shit. That's enough. Yeah, to see how ridiculous this dude is. Literally just yesterday, he was like, oh, Joe Biden has a team of elite Antifa ninjas on a secret plane. And this is dark powers.

Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, make fun of that shit. You don't got to make it. Yeah. I remember a disenfantial. A distinct memory that I have is a koi pond thing. Do you remember the koi pond incident? Yeah, yes I do.

They did this weird thing where like Trump was in Japan and he was like feeding the koi and he dumped a bunch of food in. And the media was like, oh look, Trump's overfeeding the koi. What an idiot. And then if you zoom the camera out, you have like the minister of Japan and whoever the fuck, whoever the fuck important Japanese political figure he was with doing the same exact thing off camera. And it's like, why, why did you lie about it? It's such a stupid lie. Also, overfeeding coy isn't a big fucking deal.

Trump is their cash cow. So you have even the CEO of CBS on Hot Mike saying that Trump might not, Trump might not be good for America, but he's good for our wallets. So like they love, yeah, they love Trump, which is another reason I want Biden to win because I feel like all these like MSNBC, CNN, their ratings are going to just tank. They're going to be... That was a...

What if they still... Yeah, yeah. What if they still talk about Trump for years? They're going to. They're absolutely going to. No, but like... It's kind of amazing... But I mean, like, daily.

Oh, daily? Damn. That's love right there. Because, I mean, it's... It is, it is. Like, I remember, like, I can't even say that I hated him from the beginning,

because, like, in the beginning, I did think it was genuinely hysterical. It was funny. It was funny. It was. I just couldn't believe that it was. He was winning.

And it came to the point where I expected a defeat the second Bernie got axed. Like the second Bernie, like, lost the primary, I was like, oh, we're going to lose. Yeah. So, like, I wasn't, like, crying on election night. I was actually, like, I was hysterically laughing because I was just like, I can't believe this. I can't believe how people didn't know that this would happen. But. I mean, I understand why a lot of people didn't know because a lot of people that just watched television believe that he'll

he was going to crush him. Yeah. They thought she was going to mop the floor with him. Trump didn't even know. If he saw his reaction on election when he got elected, he was like really distraught. Yeah, he was like, uh, hmm, all right, well.

Because he only watches television too. So he's like, oh, I'm going to get fucking destroyed. It's okay. Man, I can't own all my businesses anymore. Oh, man, I got to sell things to not really sell things. I'm excited for the, at the prospect of not having to hear a terrible Trump impression from late night hosts. Yes.

every fucking day. I'm really excited for those debates, man. I want to be real about that. I got me giddy. I look, I can't wait for the debates, but the thing is I, what upsets me so much, I understand from my perspective why, you know, the corporate heads and the lobbyists, they don't want anybody like a Sanders or whatever and stuff like that. And they would be totally chill with either Trump or Biden winning because they're still

going to do their bidding. I get that. But the thing is, and it's why when it comes to basically not that many things changing between the two, I totally like, oh man, I hope Biden wins because I want people to calm the fuck down. I really...

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police reform and Black Lives Matter, people wouldn't be nearly as frustrated if Trump wasn't president. Yeah. Like, there's so much buildup. Yeah. I mean, I don't think Biden is going to win. I want him to win just because I feel like this boring-ass neoliberal dystopia would be better than what Trump is doing.

Yeah. But I don't think he's going to win. I think Trump is going to win again. I don't either. It sucks. Yeah, I really don't think so either. I just like four more years. Honestly, the thing that really can really has it nailed in my head that he's going to lose is that is just what the CBS people were saying or the NBC people were saying.

It's like he's so good for ratings that I genuinely don't think it's possible for him to lose. I feel like there's enough interests involved in keeping him in just for just for that money. I feel like choosing Harris is definitely a really good move for Biden. I feel like that was definitely like a good like a good switch up. Everybody hates her, but a lot of people love her at the same time. But see, that's a bad move. It's a bad move for people who genuinely are excited about voting and think that.

So people that are like on the left and they're very desperate, they're like, man, we got to get somebody in that can do something pretty well. And it's like, oh, let's get Kamala Harris. that, oh, look at her track record. Ooh, oh, she's been saying some stuff recently that sounds progressive. Oh, she has her pronouns in her bio. Uh, I don't think anybody's buying it, you know? Choosing the cop at a time like this. Like, read the room.

The cop who has admitted to, like, doing fuck shit when she was an attorney. She's done so much fucked up stuff. Like, dude, so much, man. I still have that video of Tulsi dragging her, like, saved on my computer. and I watch it every now and again because it's such a cathartic video. But, yeah, Harris was not, it's not exciting. Like, I feel like even Yang would have been a better choice. I feel like Yang would have gotten more people excited.

The dream team right now. He would have been infinitely better. The dream team right now, especially during a pandemic, would be Bernie and Yang. Yeah, yeah. That would have been like a power team. That would have been like a super move. That would have been very, I think I would have been confident that they, they could have beaten Trump.

They could have definitely lost it because they could have just got fucked over by like the world. I mean, here's the thing though. Here's my argument. My argument even initially when Bernie was in the primary this year was like, listen, you already tried this Biden thing

four years ago. I know. The incumbent typically wins in elections. That's like a typical thing that people know. Like that is just a relatively common occurrence. It's hard to beat the incumbent. So why, if you have a a pretty high chance of losing anyway,

why would you not just try a new strategy as opposed to doing the same exact thing that lost four years prior? I just don't understand the risk that would be associated with that. Chris, your pockets aren't lined with big business. I guess that's also very true.

They would assassinate Bernie before he ever came close. Oh yeah, I'm sure. I wouldn't let him live. They're going to jam K the fuck out of him. Exactly. He would be like, free health care, it's on a blam, head fucking open. Like a fucking can, bro. We need you to take a trip to Dallas.

We need you to go to Dallas and we need you to fucking... Ignore those grassy knolls over there. You'll be fine. The problem with Bernie is that like an assassin would walk up to him and tell him, I'm going to kill you, Bernie. And Bernie would be like, oh, yeah, fine. Like, he would just be fine with it, I feel like. You'd just be like, oh, well.

Honestly, I think that's all of our mood lately, though. I get it. That's fair. Yeah. I find the hilarious how like Imagine being a president Figuring now you have to go to Dallas soon And just looking at it

And like oh man I don't really want to go there Do presidents Do presidents go to Dallas Or is that like a superstition thing That they just sort of avoid I wouldn't go One ring and having to go to fucking Mordor

It's like oh man That's where that's what that happens huh I don't know any of that nerd shit But It's just pretty much having a one thing That's like you just don't do good here Shut the fuck up. I was just kidding.

I was fucking her head. Anyway, we've delved into some pretty... We got pretty deep in there, I think. We got some questions, though, from some of our patrons over at Patreon.com slash the snark tank. I got to plug it. It's a business. It is. Yeah.

But we got some money. We got some people. Catovox wrote in. My question is geared towards shoe. What was it like making Hellworld part one? Was it difficult to put together that video? I'm glad someone is putting quality content out there. Unlike this podcast, I pay for every month.

Okay, ouch. What's funny is, like, that whole series was in the works, like, months and months before the episode one. I made an entire episode one before that one about, like, the pandemic. Yeah. And then all of a sudden these riots started and everything. And if I would have put out the pandemic one, it would have just been boring in comparison to everything that was. happening. So I had to remake a whole different

episode one and basically I just bookmarked a bunch of shit on Twitter like hundreds of things and originally the episode was two hours long and I had to cut it down to 45 minutes and now it's blacklisted people can't share it

people can't comment on it. That's crazy. Wait, why did it get blacklisted? That was such a dope video though. I think it was really it was so funny. People think it was because of the police brutality clips, but I got those clips from like news sources and bigger outlets. So it's just kind of bullshit. They literally marked, they told me that it doesn't, there's no like, I didn't break any of the guidelines or anything.

Like YouTube told me I didn't break any guidelines or anything like that, but they told me that they had to mark it as offensive. What the fuck? I've never seen, this was the first time I've seen, like if you click on that video right now, a pop-up comes up and it's like, this video has been flagged as offensive. That is wild. Interesting. But not on the news where all these clips are like sensationalized.

Of course not. My theory is that Susan, a YouTube CEO, got mad when I called out Google for going to, they're going to implement like private police, the Google cops. So that's my theory. They got mad about that. Yeah, wow. The following content has been identified by the YouTube community

as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences. Viewer, discretion is advised. That sounds kind of official. Yeah, it does. I like this. Yeah, I like that. I'm about to watch cops. That sucks, though. Like, you can tell, like, I was watching this and I was like,

this definitely took a long fucking time. It was like a little passion project. And of course it gets blacklisted. That's usually, dude, that is what keeps me from, like, making shit sometimes. Or I'm just like, oh, man, I have this really cool idea and I want to go to all these places and, like,

set up my camera in, like, absurd ways, and you get these ridiculous shots and get CG from fucking Lord Vagar like whoever the fuck and then I think like oh man it's just gonna get like it's gonna get flagged

probably so then you just make a podcast instead basically the 100 it played with its penis rodin of course fucking psychos

shu I thoroughly enjoyed your brainlet channel and I'm wondering are you going to keep it going since Bernie went bust it would be nice to see you keep trashing the circus that is our government

um yes I want to keep it going it's just that like since he dropped out It's kind of like when you're a sports guy and your team isn't even playing anymore. It's just like, what's the point of keeping up with it? Like, what do you do now? What's left? What are you rooting for?

But I still want to do something with it. I just kind of lost hope with electoral politics in general. But I'm definitely... Understandable. It was just a hobby channel. Like, I wasn't planning on it getting big or anything like that. It was just like, I need to vent. I'm one of those people, like, if I'm interested in something, I need to just, like, info dump.

and that was just like my info dump channel Oh my god I'm the exact opposite I feel like the second something bothers me Like I retreat into my room And I talk to myself a bunch And I just like Because I feel like if I make a video

Like right in the heat of the moment I'm gonna say something stupid or wrong And then I'm gonna look like a dumb ass That's what the people demand That's what they want bro I guess so They want more glasses off man They want fucking that raw shit

Raw Yeah they want it raw baby You're fucking You need help You know you know what it is I'm going to my doctor I'm actually I got to see urologist by my peepee anyway So what else?

Damn bro That's a scary time man Yeah it is But sometimes you gotta get some checkups and shit You know All right Chris would be a twink if he cared about hygiene I don't know what that means Like I don't care about high

I care about hygiene I don't know sometimes your face is like Kind of you know The scruff on it You're a little disheveled that's it I'm a disheaval All right hold on hold on You're fucking hair

hippie hair. I can be disheveled. I'll give you that. But I'm not like a dirty person. I don't keep like plates with like pasta festering for like several days unlike some people in this apartment. Anyway, he wrote in and he said, Hello, poorly made sandwiches and an Italian sub.

What's a project you've always wanted to do but couldn't because it's impossible or slash out of your reach? So I guess this is for just all of us in general. Oh, damn. Just animation. What was it? Animation in general.

Like, what is there? Oh, just animation? Yeah. Dude, I did flash animation like a long-ass time ago, and I would do animations with a fucking mouse because, like, I couldn't afford, like, a drawing tablet.

I used to do MS paint animations. Oh, my God. Like, frame by frame by frame. Yeah. Wow. I wish I had the talent to do actual animations. Like, like, every time I have a vision for a project or video or anything,

it's always in the form of an animated thing. It's never real life, so I just wish I could animate. But I don't know patience or skill. I'm totally in the same boat. I totally wanted to do that. Like, I drew a lot for like a long time before I was just like, you know, I'm just, I really am just not good at this. Same.

Like, I really should just stop. Well, I mean, you just got to wake up. So eventually you know, like that happened to me. I wanted to be a rapper for fucking years. Like, for still. actually I'd love to be a rapper or like some sort of like a musician You can still do it though

I can't do comedy I'm not really I'm not I don't got that technique but I just want to do it and I was like I'm just not good at this I give up Dude I have a bunch of I have a bunch of things Like there's so many projects that I had planned Before this pandemic that like got totally fucked I was gonna fly all over the place

I was gonna interview people It was gonna be so much fun And then I did fucked fucked off Like it's just not possible I was gonna do some street stuff like when you ask people questions. I was doing the... Fucking...

Oh, damn. Damn, yo. This is why we're the same fucking human being. I wanted... I wanted this really niche thing because it's something that I'm autistically fascinated by. Is... Methodism.

I wanted to do this Snapple taste test because they refused to bring the glass bottles back and I insist they taste worse. Oh my God! They absolutely do. No, they objectively do. Everybody would agree. But every response on Snapple's account is just like, you can still get RT in like 12 packs.

And what do I do? I order 12 packs from like Amazon and they come in in plastic. And it's like, you fucking, you're lying in me. So I just wanted to make this like ridiculous thing where I just went out on the street and got random people's impressions of like, oh, what can you tell the difference between this? Do you think they're going to trust you? Just like, hey, drink this. That's, well, that's the thing. Initially, before the pandemic, I would have had.

had like a bit of a meetup. True. To do it and like have some people like who were there specifically for it and then like maybe drag in some people who were just on the street who were just like curious about what the hubbub was. But no one's going to drink a strange man's tea in the middle of the pandemic. No, I'm not going to do it. Florida.

Go to Florida. They're doing all sorts of fuck shit there. Somebody will drink your fucking tea, man. You want me? Yeah. All right. You want me to go to Florida and then come back here? I mean, if I die, I die, bro.

Like I've given, I've checked out years ago when I was like 16, I stopped caring. So like, if you're down, I'm down, bro. I'll go with you. Fuck it. Dude, I was also doing stand-up. I did stand-up three times and then fucking- You did stand-up? I did stand-up three times.

Was it good? Did you? The first time I did really good, but it was like, I'm sure it was a fluke because, like, the last guy who was out before me was really tall, so his mic was adjusted for really tall. So I had, like, this great, like, kind of, I had to, like, fumble with the mic a little bit,

but I played it, and it kind of worked. The second time was really bad, like, traumatically bad. Like, I went home and I drank a lot. That's, like, my nightmare. But then the third time was kind of, like, okay, and then I couldn't do it anymore because, like, there's no fucking bars aren't open and clubs aren't open. It was so much fun, though. It's so cool to do that. And then, like, even when it was, like, traumatic and, like, I was bombing and I genuinely wanted to fucking supuku on stage.

It was Yeah, it was exciting, I think And now just all that shit It's just off the table I just have to sit It sucks I mean eventually I would start fucking barking

Don't you fucking booed me I'll crush off I'll hurt everybody here And that's probably drag me out That's how you end up On Twitter Being called like a Karen or something No bro don't boo me

This stay quiet if it's bad Be respectful At least No I think I think you would do pretty well if you wanted to and uh i'm totally with you i'm totally with you uh chris because i was the same thing like i was writing and it's interesting once things at some point when they get back to normal there's going to be a pretty major vacuum with everybody all the la comics fucking fucking off for whatever reason joe whatever his reasons were and then and then some of them that have just

gotten canceled for because all these uh sexual misconduct and shit yeah so um a lot of the biggest la comics they're leaving and i was like oh shit uh uh uh I've been wanting to get into this scene. And right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26, RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $369 a month for 39 months, with $4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north. probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I have much more of a reason to do it now because... Yeah, no, totally. Yeah, so that's something that definitely has piqued my interest, but it just sucks that you have no trajectory because you don't know when things are going to be fucking normal. Stand-up is a very specific skill.

It like... Yeah, it's totally different. It's totally different from video. It's like... It's wild. It's... scary. It's, it really is terrifying. It's even different in person because, like, I can make people laugh in person. Like, it's not hard for me to do. But I feel like stand-up is like an ability to control the room in a way that I've just never been able to experience. It's kind of wild to me. It's like, it's like a formula. You got to like, know exactly how to, like, word your jokes and like set up the punchline and everything like that. But it's, yeah, it's a mess though. Because like, if, the second you stumble, you're just, you're fucked. Like, it's over. Like, like, I remember I just did, I just did. I, I, I just did. I, I, I just did. I, I, I, I just did. I, I, I did something that just like didn't land at all and I just like immediately was just like I should

I should just leave I really should just leave just turn around and leave I thought I really did think about just turning around and walking away stand-up comedians bombing elicits the same like feeling in me when you watch somebody like fall on their face or something or those terrible gory videos where people are like falling off their roofs and shit same exact feeling in me same I can't watch it Wow. It really is, it really is, it really is like a live leak to me. It is. Where it's like, I could watch somebody getting their head blown off and watch a stand-up fail at comedy.

And there's a, there is a slight chance that I would be more perturbed by the stand-up failure. I'm glad you understand this feeling. Damn, I just laugh. Either case, I just laugh my ass off. Yes, but that's because you're unhinged. Fine, dude. Yeah, that's not true. We know that's not true.

Seeing people get hurt, look, okay, now, June, you're probably not used to someone talking like this. So, I'm giving you a warning. I watch your podcast. I know what's about to call. Oh, oh, fantastic. So seeing people get mutilated and dismembered and decapitated, that shit is shit that happens, you know? So I want to be prepared, all right? You don't have, hold on a second.

Do you not have any, like, neuroses from that? Like, have you not become more neurotic from watching those videos? even slightly, bro. I've just kind of become envious of them. I have definitely, I have, I have straight up, this is real. I've seen enough of those videos, and it's not even like I seek them out, really. You, more often than not, you'll walk into my room and show me something, because you're a fucking asshole. Yeah.

And I've watched so many of those to the point where, like, I will, just leaving the house is like a survival expedition. where I will walk across the street I will look both ways 50 times to make sure no fucking speed racer is just fucking barreling down the highway I'm not crossing highways but I will have my headphones on

so nobody thinks to talk to me but I won't have music playing so I can still be vaguely aware of the situation I do that shit too now I do that sometimes now but it's weird for me it gives me this level of peace where it's just like, that's all it takes

and then you just out the fucking game. Like, you might as well cherish it or just kind of just fuck off and go run into a train or some shit, you know? I will say, one of the things that's pretty good about the pandemic is that very few people approach me in the street trying to sell me shit now. Lucky you.

I mean, nobody approaches anybody. Because everybody's got a mask on. Yeah, I live in South Central. That, that, those rules don't apply to the people over here. They approach you. They still touch your windows. they do, it's kind of ridiculous how invasive these people are. And they get so fucking angry, not all of them,

but a lot of them get so angry when you don't give the money. And I'm like, how are you fucking angry at me? I'm like, that's not an emotion you should elicit when someone's not being charitable. It's fucking crazy. People still approach me. I'm like, what the fuck do I have to do to be left alone? I thought I was scary to the masses. But apparently, because I'm large.

and I assume I'm intimidating and I'm loud and I have like kind of a bellowy voice and everybody's like oh hey sounds good and I'm like why are you talking right now? I just want to be left alone. You're not a very intimidating person. At first look I'm a little intimidating but people see me and they're like

he's probably nice. I'm like why? I don't think. Jude do your face isn't threatening bro. Your face isn't threatening. June would you if you saw Sweeney in the street would you would your first instinct be this is an intimidating person? Sweeney is like a big teddy bear.

I'm not like a big teddy, but that's how you come off, man. I am a weapon of pure death. Pure. Okay. I know you feel that way, but it's, it's,

shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I know you feel like that big guy, but guess what? You just don't, you just don't pull up those vibes.

I mean, there's fucking, like, okay, so I mentioned before, I think, that there's a couple of white dudes over here in the hood

that are homeless and I'm terrified of them because you have to imagine how dangerous these dudes are to be so comfortable being here because it's like there's it's barely any of that shit and then some of them I'm like dude yo like that that dude don't fucking get don't don't get within 10 feet of this motherfucker because he's gonna attack 10?

Yes because sure enough sure enough I was looking for this I was looking for an H&R block because I wanted to talk to them I couldn't find it in an area. And then right next there was this, there was a 7-Eleven. And right in front of the 7-Eleven, there was this homeless white dude, shirtless, of course, attacking people. Fantastic. Like with a weapon?

No, it was just his hands. Magnificent. And I was like, oh, my God, like, why is it? This is so weird because I've lived in so many different places. I've seen a lot of homelessness. but in this area specifically in South Central L.A., if you see a homeless white dude, stay away. He's dangerous, and that may sound racist.

It's just fucking, it's just a weird thing that, that they're just like, because there's so many people here that are just fucking crazy. I will say that South Central, as somebody who spent a lot of time in L.A. and New York City, South Central is uniquely scary. I don't know what it is about South Central. There's an environment of like just kill people. I don't know.

It's a weird thing. The shit that I see on a daily, I sometimes I'll put on my Bluetooth speaker while I'm driving on the phone. I'll be talking to somebody. And it's about every five minutes, something fucked up happens. And I've like clocked it. We'll move on. But like the last time I was in South Central,

I don't even remember why I was there. It was a while ago. It was a few years ago at this point. But all I remember seeing specifically was I saw this cat that was dead that people had drawn pictures around. And like crazy, like... It was really, like, unsettling because either, like, these are, like, full-grown people doing chalk drawings around a dead cat or even worse, it's children. I don't know, man. It's a weird place.

I'm a sheltered suburban white girl. I can't relate to this conversation. Yo, it's a treat. You got to come out here and I'll show you some shit. No, no, no, definitely don't go there. South Central is like, imagine, imagine, okay, you know, you know Manhattan's you, I'm guessing, right?

Yes. You know where the post office is? No, but. The gigantic Manhattan post office. Imagine that block, but a city. Oh, okay. I get you. It's just fucking mad.

Dude, I get it. Me and my grandmother would go to that post office when she had to send something like out of the country. We would go. there. And literally there was one time where this guy was just falling down the steps. And I remember staring at it. And my grandma's like,

should we help him, grandma? She was like, it's too late. And she dragged me inside. I just waited in there for like an hour. And I was like, I think he's gone. And she was like, it's fine. He'll make it. If not, God will take him. It is wild how different Long Island feels from the city, even though it's actually pretty fucking close

to it. Yeah, it's not very far. It's the White Stone, right? What? You take the Whitestone to get to Manhattan to Long Island, right? Oh, I don't know. I've never driven to it. I've only been driven to Long Island. I live in the deep, suburbia, Long Island. Just nothing for miles and miles, just houses and a strip mall.

It's like, it's like... Damn. Over here, it's not all fucked. It's not all fucked here, because let me give an example. On the street that I'm on, the first day I moved there, there was I think the dude was dead on the street. I think he was dead and people were robbing him. Oh, nice.

I was like, oh, I was like, oh, okay. It sounds like, it sounds like a real nice block. Oh, this is kind of an interesting one. Nikki Ziggy wrote in. This is hello, shoe, and her simp following. Does that word even mean anything anymore, or is it just like completely? It's just, even if you just say something nice about, I saw, I saw you make a post on Instagram, Chris, and I saw people call you a simp.

Yeah. It just, it's lost. I said I loved my girlfriend one time. People called me a sim. I'm just taking back now. Anyway, she wrote it, who do you think has the worst body, beauty,

and perception standards between men and women, all encompassing and inclusionary? As a petite woman, I've been extensively bullied for my body throughout the years, flat, bony, even prepubescent, but have been told that men still get it worse. Love you guys, keep up the good shit.

I am of the opinion that women get it worse. Yeah, absolutely. Just generally speaking, because here's... I agree with that. Because, I mean, I don't know. Maybe we should... Does anybody disagree? I don't know.

Well, it's women, like, there's a lot of pressure just, you know... Society. We live in a society. Society. Just, like, a lot of focus on how they look. And with men, it's, like, a lot of, like, you need to be rich. It's, like, two different, like, things. Yeah, it's entirely different.

But, like, with women's beauty standards, we're starting to, uh, see like more different bodies being put into the media like you know chubby women and stuff like that and um they're not really doing that for men yet um yeah i actually have a hot take um i think photos and magazines and stuff should have like disclaimers that they've been photoshopped like on the i think so too that's totally that'd be true that'd be good yeah um i'm glad you said the media issue because I think that's the media is largely responsible for I think the standards

for a woman's beauty because when you talk to men and this is like real shit most men will they talk a gangalote shit but they don't ever back up their words when it comes to like oh I like this girl with big ass tatees and all this shit if a fucking flat chested woman comes up you know

she's cute and says like oh like I'm interested in you can you go on a date they'd be like fuck yeah Fuck yes Absolutely People trip It's like It's bullshit It's total bullshit

Like that whole like Oh I need my girl to look like this I need her hips to be fucking As wide as a bust And that's bullshit That's scary And E bussy No

E bussy Nice Everything comes full circle Dude No No I'm saying Everybody has preferences But I'm saying

It's not a requite Like say I've technically have preferences, but the funny thing is I've never dated a woman with those preferences that I'm like, oh, I really like that. And it doesn't

fucking matter. That's very true. Yeah, honestly, if someone's trying to get jicky, you're going to get jicky, you know? Just anybody. What'd you say? Just anybody, sweetie? What do you mean? Like, anybody? Like, I mean... Like if Sargon hit you up and was like...

What he looked like? You look like That's some open-mindedness He's a bear I like cuddling What up With these like magazines and stuff They're usually trying to sell people things too

So it's all like It's all like all A lot of the beauty standards Are literally just based on like Buy this product Buy this product Buying yeah Which is nuts to think about

Um And yeah everybody has different like standards For beauty though Yeah What kind of standards do you have Shue What standard do you have? My standard for dating

is literally just be funny. That's fucking good. I feel like that's most people's really. Yeah. I feel like that's just generally like... If you don't have a shared sense of humor, it's fucked. You got to be able to take a joke at least. You don't even have to be able to retort them, but you got to be able to take them.

Because I'm going to say stupid shit. And I don't want you to be like, you're such a fucking dickhead. Which I already hear sometimes. But like, you got to be able to get past it. Like if we can't riff back and forth, no. Yeah, there's really no point in that. Because that's like, most of your free time after you're all

fucking old and disgusting. Yeah. It's just going to be riffing. You're just going to be riffing with this person that you hate when you're like 60 or like 70 because you fucking you didn't pay attention. Yeah. To the jokes that she was making. It's so sad. It's just sad existence.

That scares the shit to me. Yeah, getting married and then like 20 years down along like, oh I fucking hate this person. God damn. Yeah. But the reason I say like and even it's ironically even like just in the intro with like the simp shit. The reason I say that I feel like women have it like a little bit worse is really just mainly

because like even if they're fucking hot, they'll get shit. You know what I mean? Like they'll get like all this like insane shit even when they look amazing. That's why you see like these extremely hot women like photoshopping themselves. Like there's a lot of these like accounts that, um, that like expose these Instagram influencers for Photoshop's. And you'll see these like really, you know, thin, fit women photoshopping their bodies. And it's like, what the fuck?

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. It's pretty crazy. Dude, I know some gorgeous women in real life and the insecurities they have. It upsets me. It's really true, man. It upsets me.

I have a good friend who's a dime, and she's so insecure. It's really bad. It's really sad. It sucks. It sucks. It really does. But I, I feel, look, it's, it's, I know like dudes, we don't normally talk about this type of shit about our insecurities and stuff because I don't talk, I don't think I've ever actually publicly talked about, like, say, because I'm so, I love the fitness industry so much that since I'm not, I remember being in shape. I remember being like 30 pounds lighter and like very muscular in like 2016 before I had my heart condition thing. And I still. remember being like, I need more work. Like, just being very, like, body, uh, what is it called? Dismorphic? Is that it?

Yeah. Body dysm. Yeah. And like now, like, I'm so, like, I'm so, like, far from it. And it fucking bothers the shit out of me. And it's something that I never, like, I feel like, you can't, you can't talk about that shit because you're like, oh, that's just some pussy shit, right? I feel like guys should be more open about that stuff.

I don't think it's pussy shit. Everyone's insecure about something. Literally everybody you know is insecure about something. Yeah. It's impossible to spend as much time with a person as you do with yourself To not find something to complain about You ever just like look Alright this is very weird but I'm sure it's relatable

You ever just like look in the mirror for a really long time and then you get like fucking freaked out I totally I totally do this If it's too long I'm like what the fuck Good I'm glad you all relate because that would have been weird I probably waste more time than I should doing that It's a concerning amount of time I took my mirror a few months ago I took it out of my room

For that purpose Because I would just see myself And I'm like, what the fuck? And I was just like, this isn't healthy at all I hate that I've chosen a career Where I have to be on camera It's like the worst shit I fucking hate it

Dude I regret Like there are times Because I used to make videos Where it was just like It was just my voice I know I wish I'm really jealous I want to do that

Yeah, and there are points, there are sometimes recently where I'm like, I'll just, I, this is real, and this probably sounds ridiculous, but I have filmed entire videos, watched the playback and been like, oh, this angle is really, I look so fucking terrible from this angle, and I'll scrap the video and I won't even reshoot it, because by the time I'm, by the time I'm done with it, it's like, oh, nobody cares about this. I've had fucking, like, mental breakdowns. I'm just like, no, I can't pose this. I'm so fucking, like, even before, even before this stream, I was like, Chris, this is going to be on camera. Remember? Because no. Remember? Yeah. There's been times where I've woken up out of my sleep. I've woken up, looked across the room in the mirror, seen myself, and be like, God, fuck. And this roll right back in the head. I'm like, I'm not doing anything.

I look like a fucking goblin. Well, you always look terrible when you wake up, too. Like, that's the worst time. You shouldn't look that bad. Like, God damn, sometimes, man. You just, you just climbed out of unconsciousness. Of course you're not going to work with it. Like, there's a mirror right next to my bed.

that I like uh because in my room there's like a whole wall that's like mirror closets but for some reason one of them just is missing a door we never got it yeah we never got it but like I just I slide it away from me intentionally because like I definitely don't want the first thing I see in the morning to be me no I don't need that energy it sounds so fucking horrible I'm very envious of uh like uh I knew this dude at uh I went to high school with Muhammad and uh he was very wealthy and extremely narcissistic and charismatic, but he was hideous. He was like a chud.

And fucking, I admired his, like, he just, he's like, man, like he thought he was so pretty. And I,

I don't like clubs, but I got convinced to go to one. And, uh, this after we're 18 and stuff. And I was just seeing him like going up to women and like whispering in their ear and dancing with them and shit. And like,

they were actually repulsed. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, like, whoa. Women love. Well, every muscle. Yeah.

It literally is just confidence and, like, be funny. But, like, the thing is, it's like, that's literally it. But there is something you've said about the people who are just like, you look at him and you're like, I'm just baffled that you're allowing this. It reminds me kind of of Paul Joseph Watson who's always, like, tweeting about how handsome he is and how pretty. Yo. Does he really do that? He does it a lot. And it's like, I mean, I mean, look.

My lips are so pink. he just does it so much and I'm like, I look man, I think he looks really weird but like I can't help it be like a little bit, you know,

a little bit jealous of that. That's got to be like a really cool feeling to just be able to just be like, yeah, I'm fucking, I'm hot shit. And be Paul Joseph Watson with his big like E.T.

I am, I asked actually on Twitter like a, an hour ago or so before I got on here. There's this like meme going around where men talk about like the last time they were complimented. And you have to, it's like actually the most depressing thing. I might do a video about it.

But men like, they're like, oh yeah, six years ago. Some random woman said my hair was nice. It's just like, holy fuck. Like, men never get complimented. That's crazy. I get complimented pretty often. Well, we're public figures. We get.

Oh, no, aside from my people on the internet. Like, I get complimented. Like, when I worked at my old job, like when I was a barista, I get compliment from my voice, how nice my smile was, how calmly I speak. Damn. Oh, look at you. All right.

Fucking rolling around in compliments. All I'm saying is I'm pretty good at talking to people. Derek, do you mind if we just do this podcast with just us? You guys are hurting me for no reason. Why are you hurting me? No, but I don't know. Like, it's hard, I think, in our situation because, like, you know, when you make content, the second you do anything, people are going to be either like really ridiculously anti-whatever you're doing

or ridiculously for anything. Like, you could do whatever and get a compliment or do whatever and get like some ridiculous eight-page essay or diatribe about why you should be killed. I would love one of those. But I don't know. Before all this, I don't know if I really remember the last. I think my parents complimented me a lot, I think. Like a stranger.

Yeah, definitely not. Yeah, a stranger. Oh, definitely. actually, so I have, you know, obviously women experience much more sexual harassment and cat calling, wolf whistling, all that bullshit. Yeah. But I also, and it's just because in my genetics, I was, I was, I would say a gift and a curse. I have massive thighs, even when I was skinny.

Yeah, you do. And like a big ass. And the thing is, so a lot of times, like, sometimes I would go to the mother, shut the fuck up, dude. Sometimes I'll go to the mall by myself. I'm caked up on a Tuesday. Yeah, I would sometimes I would go to the mall by myself or something

I gotta pick up some shoes real quick And I'm gonna leave And like oh the group of girls Are like saying some shit to me And like I've gotten my ass pinched multiple times And one of the last times I was out with my homie It's just like I think 2019

Some girl was Driving with her fucking friends And like And she said some obscene shit And I'm like what the fuck Like what is this? I'm like it's so weird that It's weird

to be on the opposite end of that shit. It's definitely, it's definitely, I actually had, when I worked at Sears, and I had like, I had this, like, 40-year-old something female supervisor who, like, groped me once. And I remember being like, I don't, that's not funny. I'm sorry. That's not funny. Dude, it was really weird. That's not funny. At the time, I was just like, what?

This is Sears. Like, what the fuck? Like, I wasn't even, like, traumatized or, like, really shaking up about it. Sears. I was just like, why, of all places for this to happen, it's Sears? Are you fucking for real? I want to laugh so bad, but I'm not going to let myself. It's not, I was more confused than anything.

Oh, man. Yeah. But yeah, generally, yeah, men getting complimented. It's not, it's not a thing. It's not a societal thing. It's not, you're just supposed to be, make that bread, you know? I think, I think men get compliment. But it's, it's less appearance-based.

Not about their appearance. That's what I, that's what I was, that's what I mean. It's like, I like your shirt. I like your shoes. Your boys have compliment you all the time. Like, my homies, they come to me all the time. Like, when you're playing video games, like, yo, bro, you're a real smart dude, King. Like, your bros compliment you.

That's what you're supposed to do. Yeah, that's different. It's more of a stranger thing, though, like, what are the, yeah, so for a parent's for sure. I was like, I was like a hideous teenager and kid, like, um, so. That's everyone, that's everybody. Just fucking grotesque. So the first time I was ever complimented, I was like 17 or 18. I thought they were fucking joking.

Like the stranger. I was just like, oh, okay. That's weird. Nobody looks good at that age, though. Like, when you're like 15, when you're like 15, you always look like this, like this fucking homunculus. That just doesn't really understand. I think because now kids have the internet, so they see all these different styles. they know how to style themselves and everything.

I think they're getting better at it. We didn't have that. We were just like thrown out there. Like we didn't have. I don't know. I think I reversed, to be honest. I think I, when I was in school, I didn't see it myself,

but people thought I was like some fucking pimp or something because like all these, I found out after high school like, oh, you just, how come you never went out with me? How can you never this? How can you never that? I was like, I thought we were just fucking friends. I thought you were just being fucking friendly. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

or people thinking like, oh, Derek's fucking getting all the bitches. And now I think I'm hideous too. So you think you've reversed kind of. Yeah, I think I'm like. I definitely peaked at like 20. I definitely peaked at like 20. Then I got fat now. Well, we've got the wall.

The wall is 30s. Oh, yeah. That's true. According to Sarmo. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That's generous, though, because there's a lot of them that say, I won't date a woman after 25. What?

After weird. Yeah. I don't understand, but. the person eventually turns that age so you just like leave him you gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta let them go like a chimpanzee you're gonna have a chimpanzee so it's a teenager and you gotta let it go you can't keep it anymore you gotta line up these women right like so you're dating your 25 year old

and you're already talking to a 20 year old yeah so wait oh wait no no because it's once he's 26 shit that's that's tough so you would have to every year shed them yeah damn so you got to keep talking. You gotta like have a long list of like women that are just all the way back and you just, they're one year younger and younger that you're talking to to to line them up so it just keeps going.

This is what apparently Leonardo DiCaprio does. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we, damn, two hours already. So I guess. Wait, really? Yeah, isn't that wild? Thank you, June, for actually coming on. I was, I was worried that this is going to be a shit show for some reason.

I was so concerned. No, it was fun. I liked it. Thank you all for support. us on patreon.com slash the snark tank and giving us your questions it was really cool of you i'm sure i hope you i hope you enjoyed whatever the hell this was it was just a mess yeah i ain't it always is a it was fun people seem to like it i can't wait for this shit to get cut up though i can't wait i can't wait for sargon to get his hands on this and be like yeah did you did you hear what they said i love it can you believe it does he sound like that he's like fucking oliver twist

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