The Snark Tank - #371: Are C*m Animal?

Episode Date: November 8, 2025

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exclusively on Rare Well Done.com. Oh, everybody. Hi, welcome. Oh, God, my voice is fucked. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. It's me, your host, Chris. It's him, Derek. Look over there.

Look at that fucking thing. That's Sweeney over there. We're coming at you. We're coming at you. We're not live. I was going to say alive. But that would be a lie. But it's such a natural thing to say.

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Before I fucking forget and before my voice leaves me, I don't know what the fuck's going on, by the way. I think I might have completely damaged my vocal cord shouting. Or sucking dick. Or sucking dick. It's possible. Oh. You know.

That's pretty cool. I don't remember. Oh, you light up. That's happening. I don't recall doing that, but I mean, I don't think people go into fug states all the time. You know, people forget things. What are the most dangerous fugues days that are happening to work? probably somebody in charge of like weaponry or like driving really really volatile materials i'm

pretty sure what happened in chenobo was a fugate the guy so the guys just the guys was doing the regulation it was just like fucking shorking it then he's fucking comes in mind he's like whoa that's crazy oh shit i'm i'm adams he's yeah i'm adams i'm adams i'm adams the fact that he would have enough time to recognize that and say it and verbalize it holy shit my atomic charge is accelerated my atoms moving too quick and he just disappeared No, man, I was shouting all night yesterday because it was just such a crazy... Euphoric, actually. So the elections, obviously, yesterday was Election Day on the day that we're recording this.

A lot of elections happened. I think there was one, I think there were various races, right? There were mayoral races, I think Senate seats, I think. But the ones that stuck out to me, aside from like the fact that every county damn near in Virginia shifted blue word, which is insane. Wild. It's back to normal because, like, Virginia used to be. blue. Well, in our lifetime, it was, in our lifetime,

it was purple, right? Wasn't it for our period of time? It was probably, okay, okay, for, for a period of time, it was, but like, say, they, eventually, it would be like, oh, this would count towards, like, you know, the Democrats, like they would get those, uh, electorals. Did Obama win Virginia? I thought he wore Virginia, right? I'm sure he did.

I'm sure he did. Obama swept like crazy. But this is, these are, these are different types of, elections. Zoran won in New York City. Handily. Handily. I was doing the math, too, about it. Because, like, I saw a bunch of people, like, on Twitter being, like, so pissed off at Siwa or Sliwa, Cia, Cua, Joe, Joe Ceewa. At, uh, at Curtis Slewa for splitting the vote. And it's like, yeah, he split the vote. But like, if you did the math, he's still won. He still won. Like, if all of Slewa's votes went to Cuomo, which not all of them would have, let's face it,

uh, he would have still won by like, I think 2% or something like that. So like, it's a pretty handy victory. It happened in Virginia as well. I think there was a, I think, a Senate seat or a house seat or something. Yeah. And then we have, we stabilized having three more seats now. I think it was like seven seats. And now it's five to from.

It's something like that. And then the governor, I think the governor of New Jersey is another one. And then various other places. Atlanta, too, fucking Georgia. Yeah. Oh, really? Took everything in Georgia too. It was fucking crazy.

I was like, what the fuck? Oh, I didn't see that. We had to vote on Prop 50 over here, too. Yeah, Prop 50 passed as well. Yeah. There's no way of pro- I don't, I, I couldn't have seen Prop 50 not passing, though. Like I, like, my brain is like, how would, if that didn't pass, it's like, what's, huh? Sure, yeah.

There was really no, uh, there's really no way. Because in California, we're just turned purple. It would just turn purple. We'd be like, oh, that, well, it's over. You got to leave America now. Yeah, it's, uh, yeah, it was wild. It was, it was just nice to, it was nice to see a young dude win. an election and be seated in power.

We'll see how it turns out, you know. But like the fact that like the fact that he was talking and like he wasn't meandering off into a fucking fugue state. Yeah. He wasn't talking like a child. It was just like, oh, I forgot that there were, uh, I forgot that people used to people used to speak like a human beings. Yeah. Like there was like some grace and there was like respect. And like the way that like it wasn't just like nothing but attacks and just.

just retard or that's what he yeah the problem is it's a tax it's it's like instead of like blame the other side yeah that's it's blame just blame the other side is blame blame radical democrats and he was completely open about who he was like i'm a muslim democratic socialist and didn't like try to hide you know because like i'm at like say imagine if it was like a kamala harris type of deal yeah it would be like even if she were a democratic socialist her entire career she would fucking not say it she'd just speak no I'm fucking center left or something I'm a fucking dumb bitch

you see that thing she said about Dick Cheney right that's right that's another thing Dick Cheney exploded over the weekend finally expired the quails got him they've been planning this whole time there was like somewhere there was a scene like that morning when I woke up to the news I just I imagined like a quick like you remember that scene

in Bringing Bad where Gus like he hears he hears the cartel guy getting assassins and then he breaks the phone and throws it into the trash. I picture a quail doing that exact thing. Dick Cheney's gone. But like, dude, like the same typical shit like Kamala Harris is like, he led a distinguished career, Joe Biden too. And it's like, Dick Cheney might very well be like, and I mean this earnestly, he might

very well be one of the few people on this planet that you could consider like ontologically evil. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's up there with like Nixon and Reagan and shit, actually. Like, he's like, bad. I think he's genuinely beyond Nixon and Ray. Kissinger.

By all that. Kissinger. Yeah. Kissinger has him be probably. They're like those people. They're like, Kissinger is so bad. It's like genuinely funny that people don't know who he is. But these are the problems.

He's like really, like he's like a, he's like a BBG, like a bad guy in the game. Where it's like, oh, this nigga's evil. What was that acronym you said? BBEG. What does that mean? Bad end game, but I'm big bad end guy. Like the guy. you fight at the end of a fight.

That's crazy. I've never heard that in my life. Yeah, it's an unnecessary acronym. Yeah, yeah. It's a D&D thing. Okay.

It's like it's like the fucking bad guy you fight. Like after you fight like the general and the lieutenants, you're like, we're at the end of the story. And it's something like a false from space. That's like, I have a bunch of powers. You're like, what are you doing here?

Yeah. It's a virgin term. Pretty much. Yeah. Pretty much. That makes sense. Yeah. Hey, man.

Yeah. And I say I love my virgin terms. Yeah, you sure do. I don't know. I don't know, man. You guys can't hurt me. Yeah, it's a good, it's good, it's good, it's good vibes. I'm, I was, I'm happy too.

I'm happy. I fucking, I've been New York twice. I barely remember what the fuck was happening. It was all gray and gross the first time. It's quite gray. It's quite gray. Second time, I accidentally stole that Luigi hat because I got distracted by a fan. So it was a little weird, but, hey, hey.

So I'm running out. He's going to arrest you next time. Can you imagine? He's like, we're cracking down. We're cracking down on crime now. to complete 180 he and mega stop and frisk

he made like stop and kill stop and kill stop and kill what would you do if he if he that's good dude they're right like the all the people

all the races and bigots that were talking shit he actually like puts a burqa on the statute of liberty he implements he implements fucking Shakira law yeah Shakira law

if that happened if that happened I would actually just laugh and be like, wow. Yeah. Well played. The thing to me, the thing to me genuinely was like the thing, my only real, like my mega hope for the New York election was that Cuomo was not going to win.

Yeah, you know what I mean? I would have taken sleep. Sleeva would have been bad, but like at least it would have been like a, at least you could have gotten the value of like a dude going up there being like, I'm your mayor. I got, by the way,

just so you know I got shot five times. There's something about that at least. But like just to see Cuomo lose. so handedly. It was like, that was such a nice, that was such a nice fucking thing.

I hate that guy so much. Nobody in New York likes him. It's crazy. What makes it funny about Cuomo is that like, Cuomo's loss, he's probably going to go missing sooner later. Because, you know,

he took a lot of money from a lot of people. So he owes those guys something. They're taking something. Now, you're taking a hole or something. He's not going to go, maybe they'll turn him into another bridge.

But, because he got so much money But like I think his ideas That like this guy I want him to lose Because I want him to just suffer I want I want people that like him I want people like him

To just be like man It's really hard out here for a sex pest It's like yeah It should be you suck Well he also just killed old people That's kind of a crazy It's crazy It's crazy

And they're like You see that thing that was going around It was like Cuomo murdered my mother And I'm still voting for him or whatever Do you see that? No. I think I can't remember how fake it was. It's like that show with the guys like the world, these more billionaires.

It's like I hope, I wish, I hope a light fixture just falls on him. Oh, that guy was that, was that Asian guy on Twitter? Yeah. That. You know Miles strong? No, no, you would assume, but no. Yeah, I think this guy was actually American. Yeah.

I think it was actually from here. And he had some like shirt. He had merch. And I was like, it's on site if you see him. There's so few people that I actually feel that way about. You know, like, but that's what I want to slap him And it sounds like thunder Like that guy that guy

Like that fucking Indian dude that was all fucked up He was a Sikh feller actually But yeah You know Is he not Indian? I don't know exactly I don't know no difference Or wait wait wait wait

I guess you can be Sikh and not Indian Yeah Yeah but I'm assuming Most Indians are Sikh Right most Sikhs are Indians Right so I'm a yeah Most Sikhs are Indian So I'm assuming he's Indian

And he was unfortunately riddled with CTE and everything. Oh, he definitely had CTF then that I hit. Yeah, yeah. So he had dementia. Probably, yeah. And then got slapped into CTE. Most Sikhs are Indian?

I think so. I've been playing hide and seek completely incorrectly. Hide and see. Hey-oh. Hey-oh. Sounds like a fucking, I don't know, a Slewa fucking fucking joke or something. It does sound like a Slewa.

He would have done that. Don't be glazed me. I can't wash my hair once a week. Seek? Because, you know, Seek's only Wash your hair once a week. Is that true? I don't know shit about anything.

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from our globally acclaimed faculty to you. Earn your degree from the nation's most innovative university. Online. That's a degree better. Learn more at ASUonline.asu.org. Oh. I was fucking a secret. I went on about dating. I was more of a fuckinger. Oh, okay. How was that?

That was a pussy. I guess that was that. That is the only answer. It's just brown pussy. It's just brown vagina. It's just brown pussy. I mean, if, especially if it's not your synophing another, that's how you, that's the right answer.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Like, if you were like, oh, that was a fucking amazing. She was so good. You know, oh, oh, hi, Lily. You know what I mean? Like, that's insane. I know she watches this too.

She'd be like, really? Whoa, it was really that good. I was watching 90 day. This fucking, there's a complete retard guy on there. He's like one those airhead dudes and they're reminiscing about their old photos. and like oh look at how we looked and like oh you looked exactly the same and him to his wife you were fucking ugly back then like she had some plastic surgery done and he was like mad you like just completely unaware of how like destroyed her and he was like what he was fucking around

that's a bad problem a lot of people have because i think a lot of people for me i've definitely said that to people by the i'm explicitly for me i've definitely said everything like damn you were jacked up but you never said until like probably your significant other or somebody that you were I've told it to women. Not that I was dating or anything, but I've told it to women. I think they need to be taken down a peg, you know? Women in general? I think they, I think they're taking out a peg pretty often.

No, man. You've been hanging out on 4chan a little bit? No, I'm just Twitter. Oh, just. Actually, fair enough. Fair enough, actually. It's like people, like, for me, I'm someone that, like, I don't take things personally. It's just, I've been made fun of too much in my life.

My people that say they care about me, for me to take things personally. Yeah, you're wearing a shirt with Thanos on it. Fucking loser. I mean, that can't hurt me. I think Thanos is cool. I think that he doesn't beat your ass also. I like that he's like happy. He's like, yay.

Yay, kill everyone. It looks like he's... It looks like he's posing for a photo though. Like at like one hour photo places. I think it's really funny when you think about the fact that like combo characters panels, like imagine seeing it from like a not a panel standpoint and being like, why are you all posing so much? Like, who are you doing? Like Spider-Man standing there.

Everybody's like posing these like. Like, why did Captain America stop and do this? Like, what the fuck was that? Spider-Man's the only character that I think about having actual poses, though, to be honest. Because everybody else just kind of does, like, normal person things. Spider-Man has personal poses for sure, yeah. Like, he does, he has my position. He's in when he's kind of like.

He's all weird. Everybody knows how to impersonate Spider-Man. Like, I'll do a spidey pose. Right. You would know who you're doing. Now it's like, do a Cyclops pose. What? Yeah, like a Captain America pose is just like.

What the fuck? You know. I can't see. I mean, how is the... So hold on, can I ask you. It's like this or something. Not blindness. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You guys are X-Men people. You can tell me if this is true. Yeah. I heard recently that so Cyclops' eyes don't shoot lasers. What they shoot is kinetic force. It's from the punch dimension. From a, from a dimension that people name the punch dimension. Are you serious?

Yeah, they could, like people, people on the internet call it the punch dimension. That is so much labor than, the lasers. I mean, it's effectively lasers. It is the same thing as the fact. It is kinetic force. Like, I don't need it to be the kinetic. Well, kinetic force is fine, but then to name it the punch dimension is not really named the punch dimension. How do you know?

It's what people call. People call it the punch dimension. What are the, is there a president of the punch dimension? No, this is the dimension. Is there a mayor of the punch dimension? No, I don't think there's people there. Is there a congressional district of the punch dimension? punch dimension?

The hell's wrong with this guy? He's reading text messages on his watch. Look at the loophole he found. We told him to stop looking at his phone the entire fucking show. And so he bought a watch so that he could use it like a phone. What the hell? Something happened because he's like deep in it. He's deep in focus.

Is it like the punch dimension or something? The punch dimension call you better start making us look at us. I've got a fucking puncher. Do you get punched repeatedly in the punch dimension? Is that all that happens? Is this kinetic force? Is this like a. be quartz force. So like it would

really hurt to be in that dimension. You probably get flatten immediately. You probably go there and just get crushed. Yeah, you'd be crushed immediately. Yeah, okay. It's very stupid. I think, I think, I thought it was way cooler when it was just lasers. I mean, it's still effectively just lasers. I don't know. It's better to just not think. I don't like when there's explanations like that

because it's unnecessary. It's that much. That one, it doesn't do anything cool. Yeah. Like when you just come away, what is the expression is like, oh, there's like, you know, there's other mindsets of the Hulk inside of him because he's damage. Guys, like, oh, that's interesting. sure but it's like the Hulk's dick shrinks when he goes Hulk mode

it's like why did you tell me that well that's obviously like what the fuck like why would you refer like that doesn't help me go anywhere Is that explain canonically I don't assume I just kind of always assumed I would assume it bigger I was gonna get bigger I was gonna get bigger because he just gets bigger You get more muscle mass

So somebody just gets a fucking giant green penis relative oh I see what you're saying You know I've never actually I don't think I've ever seen cult porn Which is weird I've definitely I've seen like everything else I've definitely seen video. There's a giff of like,

there's a famous gift of like Hulk pounding black widow that I remember seeing. Yeah. Interesting. It is exactly, by the way, exactly like that, the, what is it,

the, the, the, what is it's like, almost exactly the same as that gift. I got to look it up. But, um,

the fuck were you talking about it. I don't even remember. I don't know. Whatever, I don't know, Zoron 1, Dick Cheney's dead, good.

Yeah. Uh, good. Good. It's time for other people to step up and, fucking pass away. Well, that, yes. Actually, actually,

old Democrats, yes. Yeah, they need to go, man. Do you see, like, I don't know if you might have been included in on this, because I saw this just by sheer happenstance. But, like, there's like, a, I think there's like a house leader or like there's somebody in the House of House of Representatives, Democrat,

88 years old, got scammed out of $4,000 has dementia confirmed. And is seeking re-elected. Go. way. Outside of the fact that it being elder abuse, literally. Just what the fuck are you doing? Like, it's, it's, it is, it's terrible generation, man.

It's corruption at its finest. Like, why do they suck so bad? It's because they fucking, they came after the war, right? Like, why they don't know fucking anything? Like, they don't know shit. They suck so bad. Like, it makes me sad how much baby boomers just suck. Like, really, their shit. And it's like, why do you guys suck? Like, why, why do you guys actively choose to be the worst. I don't know. Like a generation, that's a generation I can actually like blink out. Like, I'll go away now.

Yeah, earnestly. And it's like, oh, the world's better. Yeah. Yeah. Noticably. The only, I think my grandma's a pre-boomer. My grandma's a pre-boomer technically. But if I think she's the only one I'd keep around probably.

This is my grandma. Well, sure, obviously. But like, we're talking generally, obviously. Like, there are, I mean, Bernie. It's a great boomer, you know? He's a boomer? He's that age, right? He's fucking 80.

He's 80. I think that's pre-them, right? What the fuck are you talking about? I don't think we have to be completely accurate. I was, I was thinking like the actual, like the people that were, no, I think he is actually then, right? People are born in the 60s now. First of all, boomers a mentality.

Second of all, you're old. Yeah. I'm referring to, I'm referring to how particularly bad niggas in that era were born are. If you're after, that era sucks. I would say 70 plus, 70 plus is boomer, no matter of that. Yeah, 65, 70 plus is. is Boomer territory.

Okay, I was being specific. When do they start? When does the boomer's? I'm basically starting like the witch called the 60s. People born in the 60s. That doesn't make any fucking sense. How's it not? Because the baby boomer isn't the whole point,

the name of the baby boomer comes from the fact that everybody was back from World War II. Oh, and they were having children. That's what that means. So I guess the 50s then, the 50s are. It would be the late 40s, early 50s. So like, you know, uh,

Joe Biden's older technically. Because he's like 1942s. So it would be, What is he fucking? I meant the fact, the fact. Insane. Insane. The fact that people that run the modern world that have to interact with the internet are older than the civil rights act is a sin.

That is a fucking sin. That is a travesty. No, it's okay because they're going to regulate AI. The problem is this right. The problem is right because of how scorn they are. Like, let's say it changes. we're not doing shit for them anymore. Like, we're going to let them burn.

Like, let's say the next president comes in and he's like, hey, people that are no longer older than like 57 can hold office. You know it be really funny by the way? It's going to be like, oh, we're going to let you guys all die. Ha, ha, payback. That'd be great. I don't think that should happen. No, of course.

But it should be like, ha ha. Well, no, I can't stand these people, but I want them to have health care and stuff, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it would be nice. Just like, yeah, even the. worst people. Everybody, everybody's brought up to a good standard. I think you'd be less

worse. That's kind of the thing that. I earnestly believe that. I think you'd be, I think you'd be less worse. If you were in that position. If you had like, you know, free healthcare, free healthcare, food is not a problem and education is not a problem. The problem is that that would, that would do this thing called radically change the planet. Yeah. And it would. And it would not help them exist anymore. You'd like, no, we shouldn't have. We shouldn't have. What's, what's funny to me, what's funny to me is how generations that do vatic expansion. What's funny to me

is how many people were surprised by this. I saw a lot of people fucking flummoxed by the results last night. Really? It was just like, yeah.

Like, well, it's obviously, you know, Republicans. They're bots. Because they just thought, not just people on like news sites.

Like, like fucking, uh, I think Sean Hannity was like, oh, he was pretending to cry. Yeah, he said I'm tearing up.

I'm tearing up. And you look his eyes are dry. Bone dry. It is dry. It is dry. I'm dry. He's dry. He had fucking like cat eyes.

His eyes are so dry in that clip that the only thing that gives away that he is alive is his movement. You know, like that's the only thing. It's the movement of his heart beating hard. So he jolts a little bit. You know what's so funny about that clip? Like it's he's starting off talking. And Ron DeSantis is obviously not paying attention to anything he's saying. Because Ron's just smiling.

He's just, he's smiling waiting for him to be introduced and shit. John Haney's pertaining to cry It looks amazing It's such a funny fucking scene It's just it's crazy to me That people are surprised by it though Because I mean like dude If you've if you've just been paying attention to anything

That is at Twitter Like you know that people are not satisfied And also Just like the fact that they thought like Oh 9-11 Like that he was nine That they thought Yeah he was like a child

The fact that they thought that that was Was he in Africa? Then still too No he was here I'm pretty sure he was like I don't know I could be wrong But uh I don't give a shit.

I don't know Africans dancing his shit. And they're like, oh, 9-11 is his fault. And he's like, the fuck is that. The fact that they thought that that would work anywhere outside of like Oklahoma or something. Right. You know what I mean? It's just like, that's not going to work in a place where people know Muslims. I was Islamophobia even.

It was bad New York upon initially happening for sure. Of course. Of course. It was epicenter. Yeah. But like even after a while, it's like, Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music. podcasts.

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billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. This kid is in my class. It's not his fault. Why fucking the planes went? And he's like, thank you.

Bro, we're so far past just blaming Muslims in general where it's like we've all kind of identified. Look at the comedy festival. We have identified that like, oh, Saudi Arabia largely funded these terrorists. Right. The direction of anger has been focused. And people now see them more than just seeing a random fucking Muslim doing a call to prayer or whatever. They don't give a fuck. Islamophobia was always crazy to me.

It was always like such a weird thing to me because there was. it's like, the guy whose house a bunch of debris fell into that lives in Manhattan is not like, yippee, you pee, a terrorist attack. They were like, this sucks.

My house is open to the world. Yeah, sure, yeah. So I don't know. I think that's also where I grew up. There was a lot of African Muslims. They weren't really like Muslims of like the Brown. Ready. There was another group that things and somehow miraculously lived amongst.

There was on the Grand Concourse. So there was, for the most part, of there were black Americans. There were a lot of Dominican Americans. I understand what you're saying. It's just very funny because you've lived around everybody, apparently. I lived around, I have. That's a shift in a lot of me.

There's a lot of me. There's a lot of me. He's like that fucking, uh, that pilot on a family guy. Hey, you're not a pilot. I know every pilot in the world. Knowing every pilot is crazy. That might be the best, uh, that's family guy, right?

Family guy. That might be the best family guy joke. It's, it's one of my favorites. It is so stupid and it's so quick. My favorite one is This is the skit where Meg beats the crap out of the guy And the guys are in the back like, whoa As they watch their daughter nearly kill somebody

I don't know if I've seen that Yeah, I'm not sure what that one is It's the one where they keep They make Meg like the chauffeur for them Because she just her driver license And he just her drive them around I haven't seen this episode And she like it's an old, it's an old

It's an old one An old old episode And she like beats the crap out of a guy And you're like yay And it may get in a car And she's crying And I'm like oh I don't know

I don't know I remember that That doesn't Yeah. It's either that or anything with the what is it the doctor. The doctor's great. Like that line and anything with the doctor's iconic. I would talk about it on the show.

But the guy that was hitching a ride the spanish. That's a good one too. Hitchhiking. Explaining the Spanish thing. And then he was like, oh, I only know this and how to explain this. Oh, you speak English? It's like, no, just this sentence. And the sentence explaining it.

He's like, are you serious? Yeah. That is the fact that he said it's actually no he said pari or no he says he's He's like you don't have to say s he said me all brian's fine Yeah something like that what the fuck he knows that and that's it who the fuck wrote that it's a That is like like I say a lot Spongebob has some writing that's like genuinely just galaxy brain for the series it is in and that's one moment is this is just like who wrote this Spongebob has i think the best part like per episode like per episode run over writing, I think.

Like, those first three seasons, like, per episode are pretty perfect in comparison to a lot of shows. I can't wait to be on an open road. And it's the same to watching a car accident happen in the freaking, like, the derby race. Oh, right, right, right, right. I'm like, that's what he thinks driving is. Like, dude, that hell?

That is this your wallet? Yeah. With Man Ray? And that is like, that is an all-timer fucking fantastic. Yep. Yep. Yep. Makes sense to me. At the very end

No, there's no my wallet. It's the delivery of it just so quick. That shit's, that episode is full of great fucking clips. Stupiah. My favorite is the very end, like where you think he's taking it. Yeah, you think he's taking his mask up. I won't be needed this anymore. I fucking cried when I first saw it.

It was so funny. It's so dumb. That show. It's such a smiling friends-ass jokes. Like there's no, there's no reason for it to be that way. Right, right, right, right. See fucking pyramid head in the new smiling friends? What?

I didn't see it. I haven't watched a new season yet. It's good. I've been seen you. It's always on Twitter. I've stolen it consistently. I support them. I like them.

But like, you know, everybody there's awesome. I just would have to go. I haven't sat down and watched it. I don't have HBO. I'll check it out. Oh, I just finished the Sopranos. Oh, really? Yeah.

It was a little overhyped for me, just a little bit. Yeah. But it's still, it's very good. It's, it's, especially I can't imagine my, I would be shitting myself if I saw it while it was aired. I remember when it aired everybody was talking about it. TV wasn't that good, man. TV was not that good.

And now we've been spoiled because as of right now, I haven't seen anything better than Game of Thrones. That's what I'm at right now. As far as the writing goes. The best of Game of Thrones, yes. The writing. Of course. The writing and the characters, I haven't seen anything better than that.

They watch House of Dragons? Yeah. I saw the first season. I liked it. One is really, really good. I liked it a lot. I didn't watch the second season. I was kind of like, I was like, whatever.

I just want to see more cousins fuck each other or whatever. good. Tiansu is really good. There's way too much incest, bro. There's a lot. That, it's turbo charge. It's only them. It's like, Jesus Christ, stop fucking each other. God damn, please stop.

It was very good. The House of the Dragon was very good. I actually really enjoyed it. Wait, I was surprised. I thought it was just going to be like, oh, this is going to be bullshit. There's more cousins fucking each other on top of dragons and dragons run around fucking fucking up. The people's cousins. The other is that your cousin?

Is that your cousin? Yeah, it's, um, I'd, I'd highly recommend, because I know a lot of people got turned off by the dark fantasy shit of Game of Thrones. But like, I saw people that were like, I think dragons are gay. And then they finally gave it. They finally gave it. I think dragons are homosexual. And next to you know, he's dressed up in full garb of John Snow.

How can somebody not think dragons are cool? Well, just some people are lame. They think like all the fantasy stuff is like for like, it's like all the people that say, oh, video games are for children. It's those type of people. Oh, yeah. Cartoons are for kids. Yeah, like those people. And then they finally gave Game of Thrones a Chantra.

Like, this is fucking awesome. Like I, like the, first of all, there's not that much magic in the show. It's very, it's very limited. Unfortunately. So, anyone, it's, but yeah, as of right now, I've, there's so many shows, good shows out there. And I need to catch up and see what's what. So, Sporos or Sopranos ending, you know, I think that ended nearly fucking 20 years ago now. Yeah, 25 years ago, actually.

It's 25 already? Uh, no, 24, I think. No, no, 25, because I think it, sorry, sorry, sorry. The show ended in 2007, so we're at 23 years, right? Is that right? No, no, we're not even 20 yet. We're going on 20, we're going on 20, we're 18 now. Oh, when it, when it ended, okay, not when it aired.

My bad, that's my bad. So, Chris, do you know about any sopranos or no? I'm sure you must have seen it. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. Don't stop. And then it cuts. Yeah, yeah, don't stop.

He gets killed. Absolutely. His cousin gives there and kills him. Well, so. He comes there and kills him. Even before the director David Chase kind of accidentally, he slipped and was like, oh, because he didn't have a, he didn't originally plan for him to be whacked in the diner. But then he was like, oh, that would be, he passed by a place that was like this diner. He saw this diner. He's like, oh, that would be a pretty good place for him to get killed. And so he accidentally said that years after the fact that people were like, oh, so he was murdered. But I'm like, we're having the issue. Did you see Inception? You saw Inception, right? A long time ago. Yeah. So. So there's no confusion in inception. It's not confusing at all.

So you think you think he's still in the dream. Well, see, that's supposed to be up to your interpretation. It is made that way. What I mean by that, I don't even mean the ending. Sorry, let me be a little bit more precise. The just the show, the movie in itself, the concept. There was a lot of people that said they were confused. And I thought that was confused because I'm like, what is it to be confused about?

They have a device. Pretty straightforward. Yeah, you're going into people's dreams. It's, yeah. It's not confusing at all. Times different in dream. The confusion comes from the fact is that how deep are the layers of the dream they're in? That's what it can be.

Because it's kind of confusing. It gets a point where it's like how many layers are these niggas in people's dreams at that moment? It's just like it's almost like it's hard to follow like like what like how far are they in a dream right now? It's just kind of like mathematics at a certain point where it's like it there is an equation now. I didn't like that the device doesn't have any explanation. It's just there. But that's, you know, that's more of me loving sci-fi. I love when they actually have like what is this thing and they talk about it, whatever.

It's already established. They have it. And then it's essentially an equation. Deep you go, the time it's, it's kind of like interstellar. You travel the farther you. You know, like there's equations that people do after a while. But anyway, what I was getting at is when you look at the ending of Sopranos, it seems pretty cut and dry, especially if you're paying attention to the cinematography just throughout

the series and how like, say, somebody does something. and then it's like, oh, Tony's point of view. Like, it shows the person, like, what they were doing. So they're showing the person in the diner coming in the diner. So Tony's point of view and then it shows Tony. And dark. You know, but so that last time it just went dark, meaning that his, he's, whatever you see when you're seeing him and his point of view is, uh, what's supposed to shoot to his point of view. It's he's gone.

And then all of the symbolism. Like David Chase, almost two in annoyance is one of those symbolism people that there's always bullshit in it. which makes for interesting conversations you know it's one of the things that I've criticized hereditary for but these are done tastefully you know what I mean like the symbolism it's good it's a lot

like you know the number three is always recurring this is this oh this orange cat that's all staring at Chrissy the entire time the last season and now it gives people to talk they're like oh is that is that aid is that um Adriana is that like her reincarnated oh is Polly an angel like people there's so many there's so many calculated things to give people.

It's an insane premise. Who plays the angel in the soprano? You Google that and it says this guy is an angel straight up. You get the box set and you hear the commentary. No, Pauli was an angel the whole time actually. Yeah. What? It's in the credits.

It says, you know, Paulie slash angel. Polly or like actor angel. Angel. It's, yeah, it's, I think the, what the, what the, ending, I think it's actually fine. I think people didn't like it because people like Tony Soprano a lot. And they were like, oh, man, he's done.

And it's like, yeah. I mean, it is, it is, it is, I mean, it isn't unsatisfying any to some extent. And I think, I think, purposefully. Right. David Chase specifically for even in, so spoilers for anyone to see who gives it so old. The Russian that got lost in the forest that they, they tried to whack him. I'll catch you up. There was a guy that Pauli fought and then he thought he killed.

And he was like, oh, shit. They were going to bury him in the like the forest in New Jersey forest. Turns out he was still alive. He escapes. He gets winged in the head, but then they never find him. So like when he was escaping, they never like found like, they're trying to find his body. They get lost and they're almost frees to death. And the thing is everyone was like, so what happened to the Russian?

Is he alive or not? And David Chase got hounded so much. He's like, you know what? I'm not going to do anything with this. and he just left it and never resolved it. And people are like, what the fuck? And he's one of those guys. He's like,

you guys were being so fucking annoying about it that I decided, I'm just going to leave it for you to figure it out. He's like, can't anything be a fucking mystery? And I was like, okay. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth.

Motive? Um, they're really. What was that going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow, that had everything. Reeses, suspense, reases. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound five. nine from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I'll concede to that point. Can't anything be a mystery? And it's like, but the ending is not a mystery. It is very clear the way everything set up, the guy with the member's only jacket, him at his three o'clock, the three's meadow fucking doing the third park. Everything is set up. towards like, this nigga's dead. This is it got clipped. From the moment, from the moment he goes to his house.

He has that fucking whole, like, weird moment where he, like, looks up the stairs and he's the shadow of like, I don't remember who he doesn't get this mom or something like that. And I'm like, oh, yeah, this thing is about to die. From the whole time, I was like, oh, this guy's about the teeth. He's cooked. Yeah. It's over. And then him kind of like, life's not bad. Him recollecting and being like, oh, you're doomed.

Do you remember? You can't live. The unfortunate resolution. Yeah, you can't live. His kid now is, like, in a good spot. Meadow is it seems to be. I was like, uh-oh. You know, like, what was the other?

Do you guys remember the, uh, the, the, the CGI face? Oh, oh, God. So I didn't know about this before I saw it. So I was watching it. I'm watching in my living room and I'm looking at his mom's face. And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with her face? So I fucking, I type in, uh, subpran old mom, uh, dead, you know? And so she died, you know, uh, suddenly.

because she was supposed to go on and testify against Tony. She was supposed to be further into the season. So when I saw her it laying up in the hospital thing, whatever, because after she had her stroke or whatever, it's so bad. And they spent, dude, a quarter of a million dollars back then on it. Yeah. And I was like, yo.

It is fucking hilarious. 18 bucks could do better now, bro. That is earnestly the only thing I've seen from the Sabrina. That and the ending. The ending is crazy. It's good. I remember my grandma being like, God damn, I did not like the way it ended.

And I was like, really? I understand the natural feeling to want a, a, like, you don't want that. I understand to not want that. The only reason why I'm okay with it is because the New Jersey fucking mob was pretty much on its way out because New York was fucking fucking them all up. It's run its course. He finished his therapy. We didn't finish it, but she cut him off.

The realizing like, bro, you're toxic for me. You're never going to change. We're done here. Yeah, she fucking, the fact that it hurt the therapist fell in love with a piece of shit like that is crazy. It's like, you are, thanks for the help, I guess. Yeah, it was like, uh, it was, it was interesting. And then, uh, the fact that she wouldn't, you're pulling it. Yeah, I want to see it.

The fact that she wouldn't let him go, even when he was pretty much done. And then she invited him back in and like gave him that window and eventually he came back. And I'm like, you dumb bitch. And, uh, it's so weird. It's crazy. They were attracted to. to the power, bro. They're absolutely attracted to the power because that's why Tony fucked everyone in that show

because they're just like, oh, powerful fucking boss. And I'm like, Tony is not, James Ganoffini is very self-aware and very self-conscious. And he's like, he's like, can't believe I'm the fucking lead. Like he looks at himself and he's like, Jesus, me, like, what the fuck is this? Like, he's very self-aware, but a man, me and Joe, we were talking about this last night, a man with power. You got it? Yeah, it's just a man with.

We should watch them the prequel movie. I heard it's pretty good. Yeah, I heard mixed stuff, but I'm going to, I'll always. watch it. I'm gonna watch it. Oh, right, right, right. The son plays the dad. The son plays his dad.

So, guys, before this goes into a soprano's hole. Hey, people like their soprano. That's true. Yeah. We, we talked about most of the things we talked about. Have you seen, you didn't see it yet? This, so there was a plane crash, I think, in, in what? Kentucky?

I don't know. I didn't know where. I think it was like in Kentucky or something. It was like some, it was a, it wasn't like a passenger plane. It was a cargo plane and then carrying a fuck ton of fuel. And it crashes. I think in Kentucky, it's in one of those states. Let me pull it up for, uh,

yeah, pull it up for Kingston. You can look this up at home. It is fucking crazy, dude. It, it, it seems fake. It looks fake, but it's like, it's, like, it's not AI. There's multiple perspectives. Ready, Kingston? It is outrageous.

Oh, fuck. Hold on. My, uh, my sound is. Your sound is off. Stupid fucking headphones. You're fucking up the show. headphones. There we go. Oh boy.

Wait, does it sound still not fucking share? God damn it, man. You fucked up. What's happening? What's happening? Did you see that? Hold on. Fucking shit. Why is the fucking sound all fucked up. That was like a special move. It doesn't look like a real thing. Hold on. I got it right here. It's fucking. Why does it sound all weird? It just because it wants to fuck with the show, I guess. It's like, he's looking.

It is so awesome. Imagine seeing that That's Mom Dani's fault Yeah It's already Mom Dany's fault Imagine seeing that life I had a dream like that one time

I was at my grandma's house In South Central And a plane Just fell And it was just a fireball But it was probably like 100 200 feet away It was farther than that

It was probably like Say 300 yards And but it was still terrifying In the fucking dream Yeah Being that far away He was close I can't imagine

That was like what It was a heat bro Yeah that's insane Dude, you ever been near a big, I was near a car, I've been near car fires before and when you drive by, it feels extremely hot.

I can imagine that. Yeah. It felt like summer in that bitch. That's insane. You're just chilling on your break, like, oh, man. And then your life's changed forever. I wanted to draw attention to it

just because it's so great. Like, that is a massive crash. That was great. And it's clearly Mom Donnie's fault. Absolutely. That's what I really wanted to do. Oh, yeah. I can't believe he did it, man.

Like his celebratory fucking victory lap was taken down a plane. The day he got in. It's a plane crash immediately. The World Trade Center again. Dick Cheney's dead because the quail killed him. Yeah. The fucking the plane crashes. Mom Dhani becomes mayor.

You imagine Dick Cheney was out there like holding back every plane crash. Oh, it was him. It was him. It was just him. And then this quail fucking shot him in the face with this. Wow. This quail gun. It leaves.

It squawks twice and fucking walks away Dude quails are so I love I wasn't even aware of this Until our friend Kyle brought it up But dude like this There is I told I don't know why I totally forgot that this is real But there is a movie about Dick Cheney Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans

The Case of the Missing Rees It was me at the store With my mouth Motive Um They're Rees What was that gonna do stop myself.

Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Reese's suspense. Reese's. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh, yeah, played by, um.

Chris and Bill, right, I think. I might be mistaken. No, I think that's right. But it's called Vice. And they have that scene in the movie. I didn't know that because I never, I never once thought. Is it literally, the literally show what happened? Well, hold on. I guess that makes sense. I never once. thought, hmm, what do I want to watch? Oh, I know. The movie about Dick Cheney. I never once had that thought in my entire life. But so I like, Kyle brought up as like, yeah, that scenes in the movie. And I'm like, that scenes in the movie. It's so I looked up the scene. It's fucking crazy. He just fucking like turns around. No, he's sitting in the car and he like loads it up and the guy's face explodes. It is, I just love the fact that like

they were quail hunting. Yeah. And he shot. his friend in the face. And his friend apologized. His friend was essentially, oh, the debacle. Yeah. And he felt guilty about it making Dick Cheney look bad. And I'm like, you feeling guilty about making Dick Cheney look bad. That makes you actually worse than Dick Cheney, actually.

You're officially worse. That's crazy. He'll be fucked his eyehole afterwards, piece of shit. That's crazy. He fucking coward. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You shot me.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney fucked his ass after that. Yeah. He doesn't even have like, it's crazy how long he survived with a fucking artificial heart. He had a pacemaker, right? For a while. He had a straight up fake heart and no pulse. What a freak. There's no soul in that guy.

Let's look it up. He was surviving off with all the terror he created in the Middle East and now he's finally drying up. He's like, oh, man. Oh, I'm so sad. Oh, man. I need more action in Afghanistan and Iraq. Desert Storm. point oh

sorry dick you gotta die sorry man we're gonna we're sticking to north africa for now and uh and uh palestine oh there's another thing too all these so so all these people who are like uh hey we're we're fleeing the city oh yeah

do you see this so of course because this is the easiest thing to predict in the world a lot of people Bill Ackman I think was the the main billionaire that was kind of like a key figure in this election particularly. Bill Ackman, billionaire dude spent a lot of money trying to

get Zoran not elected. I said, oh man, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. And then the second mom, Donnie wins. Like, congrats mom, Donnie. I look forward to helping and working with you. And it's like, yeah, of course.

You're not going to go because you know it's so stupid. Why fight in the first place? If you know you don't care. Of course they don't care about being taxed another $20,000. Why pretend? It's so infuriating.

And like, what is it, Alan Dershowitz? Have you seen that? No, I didn't see what happened. Do you know who Alan Dershowitz is? So, do you know? No. Alterswitz is like, he's, he, how do you even explain this guy in like a,

in like a small sentence? He's a, he's a lawyer for some really curious people. That's good way put it. Yeah, he's, he, was it Netanyahu or? I think so Yeah Isn't that now Who's lawyer

Or like At the very least He offered To defend him Anyway so he was like I'm gonna blow my brains out If mom donnie wins So mom donnie wanted everybody

Everybody was just You know that adding him You know that image of the rabbit Like pointing at the clock From fucking Alice in Wonderland Everybody's like It's time

It's time Dude The reactions are Fucking hilarious Yeah And you know He gets sworn in on the first.

I wanted to do the thing. Not anytime soon. The first of January next year. Yeah. You got to give him the raccoon a gun. I want to do that meme. I was going to tweet at Candace Owens that meme, but I was like, I'm going to get me in trouble

probably if I do this. Yeah, maybe that. People are just going to pest you for like fucking. To me it's like not worth it to talk shit on Twitter anymore, man. Yeah, it's really, because it's not even the thing about it is like it's the same boring stuff over and over again.

Yeah. Like, it's not even that interesting. whenever you say something. It's just like, oh, I can predict exactly like who's gonna... I'm talking on Facebook to antagonize my family.

I started doing that recently. It's actually a little... Facebook is a little funner for a discourse, actually. It's more interpersonal, so it feels funnier. It's a lot more fun. Like I have an uncle

who was like, he just was... So I have a couple of family members. Like, I have an uncle who's like very, very anti-Trump. He posts anti-Trump stuff all the time. To the point where it is kind of like, it's a lot, you know.

It's like your profile doesn't have to. me all this but I don't disagree with a bunch of what he says and this other guy's just always in his comments always never it's never provoked and one day I was like why are you sucking somebody off this much man

I'm pretty sure he's like related to me I'm sure he's gonna be like a new year or something or something I'm like why are you so gay shut the fuck up you're lame and stupid I don't use my face and I was really excited I was like really happy man I can't wait to run into you and you're not gonna say shit Yeah, we got into a little bit of a back and forth.

And I was like, you sound like a pedophile. That's crazy. I'm over it, dude. I'm over it. I'm so done. I can't do that with my family. I can't pretend to like people anymore. I want to go on like an anti-Christian tirade on my fucking family.

But I think I would actually get killed. Anti-Christian. I don't have to be anti-Christian. I was an anti-Christian about it. No, no. The thing is that I, my family. It's time to catch up guys. My family is very, very Christian.

It's time to catch up guys. You know how you win? you'd be like I'm actually more Christian than you actually that said that to somebody they did not take it well but it's true it is I mean I know you you had a baby out of wedlock you motherfucker like I'm like what are you talking about

oh yeah that's not the six different is it's the same thing like it was like when um madi Hassan took down Matt Waltz Matt Gates wait what Matt Gates no not Matt Gates is the other pedophile fuck wait Walt the other Republican pedophile Walsh sorry

Walsh. It's getting all john. Matt Walsh, the political commentator, not the comedian. Not the fucking actor. The actor comedian. The acting comedian. That's so unfortunate. It is really unfortunate. I saw an interview of him recently where he was like, yeah, you know. I have to always clarify

that I'm not, I'm not the that Matt Walsh. I would change my name, dude. I probably would too. I would totally change. At least put up my bring my middle name like, no, Michael B. Jordan. Yeah, Matt B. Walsh. Yeah. No, seriously. Matt, basketball walls.

Like, come on. That's insane. I hate that you call him basketball, Jordan. Why do you hate that? Because then it's like, oh, the guy that plays basketball again, it brings my brain back to like the Chicago Bull guy then, right? Because you're talking about basketball now. Oh, are you talking about the fact that Michael Basketball

Jordan does not play basketball, but Michael Jordan does? Yes. Why is it basketball Jordan? That is awesome. It's good stuff. Yeah. There's a Michael actor Jordan. And Michael basketball

Jordan is the basketball player. Michael basketball Jordan is the actor. It's funny how art imitates. That's not art. He dies. Right there. He dies. I just imagine myself like getting Tony Soprado.

Like it's going to like saying something so stupid so it just shoots you. At a certain point, I feel like. Here's a quick podcast for all you. True Crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's.

What was that going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Rees. Suspense.

Reese's. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it? going today. It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer

to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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In a society, maybe there should be an amendment. You know, we add another one. No. Hey, hold on, hold on. At a certain level, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a stupo me. I would have been killed a long time ago, Derek. I don't want, but it's installed now. So now, all the press.

So I got to suppress myself. I got to be quiet. You can't say any, like what I just said about the, the, that joke that I made was too stupid that the meter probably would have been to where I would have been justified to getting punched. Derek, Derek, Derek, there shouldn't be a meter for being so stupid. You die. And there's, I said, a lot of my friends tell the. dumbest jokes ever and I would just watch them get killed.

Listen, there's a meter to where that they'll probably just get punched. If, no, they might not even get punched. It can be justified if they do get punched. So if you're hanging out with all your friends, nobody wants to punch you. Put your fucking elbow down. Oh, I didn't even know. My bad. I was so unaware.

Wait, let me see the shot again. It was way worse. It was way worse. It was like that. It was ridiculous. But yeah, but if somebody say you're, you know, like, Say if a certain person in the administration says something so, like Mike Johnson is the worst liar of the world.

I haven't seen much from him to be honest. This is what he does. All he says is, I haven't heard about this. Now, you know, Trump will do that too. But he does it in a way that a reporter will catch him up to speed.

Oh, I know who this is. You can evade. I haven't heard about that. It's like what I just told you about? Like, oh, the thing that literally I just explained you so you know about it.

So what is your comment on it? I don't know about it. I don't know about it. Yeah, I don't know anything about. I'm a fucking gay bitch and I look like a fucking dork. Fuck Mike Johnson. I think that's a boring as Mike Johnson to you.

I think it should be getting busted on meter. Oh, you say something that's so stupid. Somebody busts on you. And it is so much worse to me. I would way rather be punched. They kill it. You all,

yeah, you're dumb. You keep going to the, I'm saying. That's not the extra. Derek. Derek, Derek, someone,

a kilometer and getting busted on a meter. Listen. There's, there's one. Killing is reserved for the tippy top. Like, If you're evading questions like Mike Johnson, it goes and then... What if he gets busted on until he dies?

What about that? What if people... A firing squad with semen. Everybody gets up, walks towards him. He's like, oh, here we go again. And they sit him down and get him a nice padded seat and they busts on him until everyone is like, are you satisfied? Imagine getting busted on to the point where you, like, you sustain enough damage that you die. Like, there's enough come on you to the point that like...

There's not coming on you that it's seeping in. into your bloodstream and getting into your skin and like detoxifying you. Death by a thousand comes. Like you're getting, you're getting scared. It would take like billions. It would probably take way more time. It would take billions of ejaculates.

Because you know like when you're swimming in a pool, you're not scared, but then the point when you start getting scared, you start worrying about yourself. Are you afraid to swim? I'm always scared in pools. Oh, that sucks. Yeah.

Can you swim? Yeah. I swim just fine. Can you actually swim? Are you like, I can, I can swim? I can get from point to point B.

I mean, I can also do that. Okay. Because some people, because it was funny, it was really hilarious. Most Mexicans I know can't swim. Hilarious.

So it's funny because I'm literally, I guess there's not many public pools in Mexico. I don't, I don't know, I don't know anything about Mexico. I think you're lucky. But, yeah,

I don't know what that is. But I feel like I attribute it to. I don't know what that is. I do, come on. They just don't swim because it's not, it's not their culture. I think it's that fucking

It's that simple, yeah It's like, why are they so good at fucking soccer and baseball? Like, because it's culturally, it's a culture thing. Are Mexico, basically? Yes, they are. Mexican Americans are probably really good at baseball. Yeah. Mexicans, they're fucking...

Hispanics in general. Like, Spanish, like, it's generally for some reason. I don't know what it is. It's like the easy to come up. It's like the easy to come here to get a citizenship or something like that. Every word ends in O. And so O's look like balls and so they're naturally good at baseball. That is true.

That's my working theory. A bunch of words end with A and E, though. Whatever. Shut up. I like his theory. Yeah. Fuck you. Trying to blow holes in my theory for no reason.

Sorry. I guess that's not wrong and I tried to correct you. I'm really wrong. You don't know I'm wrong. I do. I do. Are you 100% certain? Yes.

I don't think so. I think more words end with O in Spanish than not, but there's a lot of words that end in E and A. Sure, whatever. I don't care. All right. Name three right now. Yeah. Go.

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I wish we would have done the whole thing Yeah And then like like Because I was just thinking We can do the rest of it for Christmas I mean yeah I will finish the fucking song And re-release it

We were on a crunch We had to finish it by Halloween Homeowean is so Halloween-coated But it is a Christmas movie also. Dude, what's this? I'm going to make it gay. Suck dick. That's not a bad idea, actually.

It's not bad. Damn, you already got it started. Look at that. We'll say that. A fucking genius. Look, see, that barely even tips off the stupid movie. Do you think Mom Donnie? Do you think Mom Donnie would have invited us to his after party?

Absolutely not. Why? We can't be there. We're minorities. Yeah, but we can't be there. I think he'd like, say, because he knows the Cumb Boys. Yeah. Stavi and them like and if he if he associates if he associates with them I think we can tolerate

they're not they're not they're but they're adjacent we're adjacent but what I mean is though we don't have a show called Comtown you know what I mean like that is such a crazy thing to have on your resume that's not that's not stuffy anymore the show it's not the only reason it's called the start tank is because I liked the name and also I had the channel yeah you know what I mean this show could have easily been penis cast it could have been you know it could have been Yeah. You know my mom called me when I saw my fucking, it wasn't about the show. It was, I did an update on my main channel and I was like, oh, me and my friends were, we're going to do like a hobby podcast called the freaking awesome guys, you know, in the acronym's F-A-G. Great. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, I just, I didn't know if you were going to come to that conclusion right away. Absolute cinema.

Absolutely cinema. Yeah. And then she, she doesn't watch, because every once watch her, Ask me like how's everything going. So I'm like, I shouldn't watch my shit. But then I guess every once in a while she stumbles upon something. She saw my update. And she was like, don't call it that.

I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Isn't your mom bisexual? Yeah. I feel like that. That's like that's awesome. That's like me having a fucking thing called the half Negroes. Wow.

And my grandma being like, Kingston, that's not funny. And I'm like, But you're one and that's hilarious. And I hang up on her immediately. I mean, if that's honest, look, like, I think her grandmother would think it was funny. Nah, she doesn't look that funny at all.

Are you sure? Yeah. I don't know where I got it from my dad. Because everyone on that side of the family is like, hey, slurs aren't funny. They were used to humor as us. And I'm like, hey, ha, ha, and it's hilarious. I, like, do a little dance. It's like, baby me hearing the inward and laughing his ass off and being like,

why is he reacting to the hard R? They're like watching roots. And I'm like, I'm like clapping every time I hear a slur. Laughing with he-hees at roots is a choice. Laughing at roots in general is rough, even for me. Well, you get an occasional exhale. I think I can watch.

No, I'm going to laugh. I'm going to laugh. I think I think roots is so sad I have to laugh sometimes. I think there's like some extremities that would definitely make me laugh in the show. Like if something was too brutal, I would laugh and be like that's crazy. There's a scene with like a whip crack and the guy goes, Fah! And it's the free frame of the face.

The free frame of the face that goes white. Fah! That's good. Oh, that's good, man. You got it. My voice is fucked. I can't. I don't know what the hell happened.

Dude, I think Roots is a copy. That's crazy. You can watch it all on YouTube. Really? Roots? Nine hours. That sounds like a miserable experience. It is a really, it's fact, the fact that that came out when it did is crazy.

Because it's like, that was, dude, they were like, attacking people in the streets after that movie came out. Let me say, it was really, it was really funny, but also sad. I didn't, I don't actually,

I don't have any information about like the, the vibe around that time. You know how like sometimes you, oh, culturally this happened. And why I was going. My grandma was like, people were getting attacked in the street.

You know what I didn't? Innocent white fellas that were just like, no, no, Caucasian. That happens. But, uh, sometimes, you know,

whatever. It'll keep how it'll happen more under Mom Dani. You know what I didn't. He's going to kill all the white people. He's going to get all. I heard the Shakira law was going to be implemented. Yeah. And I heard he's going to, he's going to band.

It's going to be playing from the sky. It's always playing. Arab money is always playing. Everybody's going to, everybody's going to be going to be giving up their fucking Bibles and getting fucking Parkas for their wives. It's going to be an exchange. 24-hour Arab money.

Utensals are banned. So you can only eat with your hands. You can only eat with your hands. You can only eat. rice with your hands. Yeah. What's another one? Oh, obviously bra. Oh, well, no, bras are fine. Bagan, egg and cheese on a roll with with jalapeno. Oh, so it's egg and cheese and roll. It's just egg and cheese now. Oh, yeah, egg, egg and cheese on a roll with halpena. That's right. He candy bacon. Yeah.

That's the only thing that you can eat from now on. Yeah. That's it. And, uh, yeah. Burritos with forks and knives. Remember that? It's like the idea of it. Oh, yeah. He was eating a burrito with a fork and knife on the fucking on the, on the train. It was like, what was up with that? He's like, I don't care. He fucking unapologetic about it. I will say, I do have to admit, it is annoying. It is annoying to see him eat rice with his hands and eat a burrito with a fork and knife. That did annoy me a little bit.

It is a little backwards. I'm like, bro, it's wrapped and it's nice and secure. You can just bite it. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. You don't have to. It actually, it's harder to eat. If you tear it up, it starts falling out. I wish he just said it was a roti. If you said it was a roti, I understand that rotis are far more complicated,

but he said it was a burrito. What if it wasn't a roti and he was just telling the truth. What do you mean? Because the rotis, you're saying you wanted him to lie about what are? No, because I think is the rotis are so much more reasonable to be eaten that way than burritos. To me, the only way I've ever eaten a burrito like that is you smother it. So you get the enchilada, yeah. You get the red sauce, an enchilada sauce, and then cheese all over it.

And obviously you can't want to grab it. Your hands are on fire and you're still eating it. You got it. You got to put up with it. That's how the Mexicans did it back in the day. Actually, I don't know where burritos were invented Because it wasn't, it wasn't, I think it was probably like a California thing, I don't know Britos?

Well, it's at least not, they don't fuck with burritos at Mexico Yeah, it is, it is an American. They don't fuck with it. They just fuck with tacos. If you go an authentic Mexican food place, they're hardly even beans. Like, you'll be like, all right. Really? It's like, you'll just go like, one of my favorite places are top.

When I was in Mexico, I got what's a call? I got tacos. I'm sure they do it now. You can get American. I mean, there was a place that we used to go to Taco Was Takeda that had burritos that were like really, and it was authentic like it was like people working.

And it was really fucking good. I don't, I don't know. I don't, I feel like. But there's definitely a response. You know what I mean? It's like Chinese people here making American Chinese food.

Absolutely. It's going to be better. It's definitely a thing in Mexico. And like, maybe not the way we serve them. That's probably very true. It's really just not like, especially the further down you go,

they're like, burritos are like, they just, with tacos and like flower turkey They turn into fucking not Mexicans They're just fucking meso people True And they're like fucking running it out of temples

Looking at you kicking balls over fucking hoops and shit That's how you're a valid person And then they're all gone and just the cartels Sweep them out There's a few of them left cartels like swoop do you know When I went to Cancun we went to Cheechinese And we saw like all of the like old like They look different from Mexicans

They don't look like Mexican people They look like a different group people It's like what is that Is like oh this is like Oh this is this is what the Aztecs look like. Yeah. Right.

Tiny fucking nose is like kind of like, you know, barely there. Super dark. It looks like, because my grandma's looks like a nose is this attachedator face. It's like, it's like you take the frame of a baby's nose with my freaking doll and you put it on a human and you're like,

that's your nose now. That's cool. I wish I had the world. I did. The older I get, the more I'm like, it would be cool to like know what culture you could focus on. in Africa and shit.

Like just knowing, oh, so this is what, like, say, this is my origins. This is what the fuck they were doing. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't know looking at that shit. You should do it. The problem is that if you do it, now you've got to give China your fucking genetic cold. I can't see. The thing is.

So my brother is fixated with all that stuff and started doing family tree shit. And so for my one, a Christmas present or whatever, did the ancestry thing. So they have all my DNA. Oh, yeah. The thing is. Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music. Podcasts.

And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds.

Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It first said, this was years ago,

that it was most likely Cameroonian. And I was like, oh, that's cool. There's a bunch of giants over there. It's crazy. But then it updated to where like, I'm most likely Nigerian. I was like, I fuck this thing.

Yeah, it's fake. It's like a horoscope. So I was like, you're just telling me what like, what sounds right in the moment. Right. Because imagine if I put all my ducats. It was like my mom back in the day,

her stepdad. She didn't fucking tell us that. Her stepdad was, um, uh, uh, Samoan. And so she was like,

but she was like, oh, that's our grandpa. So we have Samoan in our DNA. And that's how we were growing up thinking that I was like, oh, I had part Samoan. So,

And I'm so glad I Almost like I briefly was starting to get into like you know that Polynesian shit and and then later on I was like mom what the fuck? I That's so crazy I think I think I think I think you's got to be like I'm not this but I really enjoy the culture It's cool and in like and you know and do it respectfully the problems that the people that have done that historically Have been shitheads about it where they're like no this is just ours now and I can believe if you look at my mom she does look like she does look like she would pass off for partly poland, especially her nose. So I think that's why she kind of did it too.

And she also had she had a connection with her with her stepfather that's, but it was just I just thought it was weird that she kind of told us. How do they get your, how do they get your DNA again? Your brother gave you. You bust in a cup. Yeah, so you got to come shit piss. You go to place where you get the little fucking white paper things to get the ketchup in. You go right right where you are, right exactly where you are. You don't go to the bathroom.

You take it down right there. You bust inside of it. You bust inside of it. You bust inside of it. You bust inside of another one so they have both of them. You get to surround me. You can wrap it up.

You send it totally. That's amazing because technology has come so far because I remember when it used to be they would give you like a really, really sharp ice cream scoop and you'd have to scoop a piece of your meat out and send it in. I'm so glad we're not to do that anymore. Yeah, that was a really rough time.

That was like, I think that's 2008. Yeah. Damn, Obama got one. Yeah. Very, you fucking got sworn in. He was like, I want to keep the violent. scoops. He ran on keeping the violent scoops.

That's why he won. I was fucking like, yeah, fuck yeah. You should hurt if you want to know your answer. You should hurt first. Anyway, let's see. All the pain. We got to read these. Bo, kill them. Bo, Currie by in the building right now, Bo. We got to read these questions. Kill them all.

Pleo TCA wrote in. Says, how's it going, Chris, Derek, and tungstensten. Tungsten. I don't like that, but okay. Tungstensten. Nice. When I was four years old, I got beamed with a soccer ball while I was playing while I was in the stands

while playing a copy of the SpongeBob movie The Game on Game Boy Advanced and played it on my DS. Ah, that was so cool. I remember I remember the back was badly on that machine. I know this person's age I can tell. Around your guys is age. Probably, yeah. Maybe a little younger. Two years either direction, brother. But

with that being said, was there ever a game you wanted to play but was cancelled? For instance, the team behind Night in the Woods were making a game called Revenue. in Hill and it was sadly canceled. Dude, fucking perfect dark. Perfect dark.

I was like looking forward to, man. I mean, there's an obvious one. Star Wars 1313 was another one as well. That looked good. That that looked fucking sick. Oh, PT is a perfect one. PT's a great answer. Penis tits?

Yes. Paranormal tith. Amazing. I forgot about that one. That was a good one too. That was iconic. Great game. There was a bitch that was trying to scare you.

But you got some nice tities on you. She didn't, if I recall. She was like, oh, really? And you started talking to the. entity and you're like you honestly you kind of you kind of a bad bitch i remember like a fetus in a sink you take it to the bathroom you fucking i remember a fetus in the sink run it through real quick it's crazy i remember a fetus in the sink fetus in the sink yeah pt they never done that a movie they never they've never done a fetus in the sink they've done a fetus in a trash they've never

they've never done in a movie where like there's a paranormal entity that someone just gives some good dick and it leaves i think they do actually which one i'm pretty sure one of the scary movies does that no no no no i want like a real horror movie that's based off of something though which one is it that's definitely real I want it in a real horrible. I want like a demon to come in the house. Everybody's tripping. It's like,

yo, you're actually kind of bad. And demons are really? Oh. And they take it to the back and they just say, you know, they can noodle. And demons like,

all right, well, I appreciate this. I'm like, yeah, cool, man. He's like, I don't,

we don't need cab to we go. Yeah. They just leave. That's it. Yeah. Well, what is like, so are they,

I'm not going to get to this. What the fuck? Yeah. Leave that a lot. That's not that stupid. You see, what would that have got? Would that have got me shot? I think you would got...

No, see, that wasn't a slap. That would have been a slap. That would have been a slap. You don't get to that. You got to that. Like, there's like three major thresholds. So you stay in the slap part. Good Lord.

You're in the punch part and then you're in the part where you can get severely hurt and or killed. And or killed. Why would you not kill somebody if you're already there? Well, because most people don't want to kill anyone. But if you're able to be, more people would.

They would, but they would be justified because it's like, hey, like you said, like, if you're, if you're, if you're, like, I'm, I'm reserving it for, like, the people that are just lying, like, incessively. And they're, they're saying the dumbest shit possible. The dumb jokes, like, you might get slapped a little bit. Because it's like, it was so, if nobody laughs, like, that's one of those things, you slapped. You're slapped. You tell the joke that you're looking around scared. Goal guy gets up. There's a guy on the train that looked like he was, uh, he was looking for, like, a reason to do something. I was like, oh, shit. You should have antagonized them You should have If I had like a knife on Because I keep If I had like a knife on me

I think I would feel more like Like brave you know To be like Fuck you looking at Stupid bitch Fuck you It's so funny when people see people on edge You can

I think it might be This might be a New York thing in me Actually where it's like You can see somebody's on edge And you're like I'm gonna avoid that person Yeah But for some

Some people see that and they just let's still bother this. Let's not de-esculate. It's frustration. Let's, in fact, mega escalate it. That's like that video of the dude in the Bronx many, many years ago. It became like a whole political thing where he like, you got stabbed at like 3 a.m. He's walking around in Brooklyn. You remember that?

I don't remember it. I remember specifically because there's video of it. I remember being like. Why are you out there? No, it's not even why you're out there. It's like there were so many opportunities where I'm like, I would have left there. I would have left there. Like a good like five minutes

That's hard That's horror movies It's just like What are you doing? At a certain point It's like I can't even I'm not gonna say what I was gonna say I was watching a new VHS movie right

There's these girls that are go trick or tric-a-treating right They go past the house They didn't know it was there And they were like not gonna do it right That lights are flickering Obviously typical horror movie shit And then the door opens And the person reaches

The only their hand out With a bag of can Like I think it can't It was like Come here And they put their hand back in And I'm thinking what could have made me going there?

Like what could have like what truly? Because I think even do you have an adventurous spirit would you say? I have an adventurous spirit but I also have it really. That was a test. But listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. But I also have a really, really hyper evolved danger sense. I think that's in the high, the dangerous sense is eclipsing any adventure that I have. Or my brain's like, oh, that's dangerous.

I shouldn't do that. You do not have an adventurous spirit. I think to a degree. No, like, nothing, nothing crazy. Would you describe him as adventurous?

No, like, what do you do that's adventurous? I mean, I, I, go and I partake a little into adventures.

I go and try new things every so often. Do you? Yeah. What do you do? What's the newest thing you tried? Uh, recently I went to,

aside from being gay. I went to, uh, what you go to a, what you go? I did the freaking, like the clay pot thing. The,

it's called throwing. You guys are fucking asshole. Is it called? Is it called throwing? When you do the, it's like the sculptings. I recently did that. Pottery? I guess.

If it's called throwing, I've never heard throwing in my life. I did pottery usually. I was like, and I was like, oh, this is cool. When did you do pottery? I did it last week. You did pottery last week? He's a liar. It's not a lie.

It's a motherfucker lies. I'm not lying. I swear I did last week. Okay. I'm not good at it because I'm fucking horrible, anything involving my hands other than jacking my dick. But I was like, oh, you just have to like just move your hands. lightly and you make shapes.

Yeah. Like, that's it. And I do this. Oh, no. I don't, I don't have concise hands.

It's unfortunate. That's crazy. Concise is a funny way to say. Yeah, play some ball again, man. Because that'll fucking, the finesse on like, when I started playing basketball again,

before I moved from Burbank, I was like my first hand eye coordination and then the fucking finesse in the index is, dude. It was crazy. I was like, I forgot. It was almost like feeling like I was injured and I'm

rehabilitating myself. It felt crazy. Yeah. I miss being able to catch a basketball and then immediately shoot it. Because now even when I go up, if I shoot a ball, I have to like place myself. Why do you bring your gun to the fucking court?

To make sure no one bothers me. He's, I bring my gun. I lift it. I let everybody know I have a gun and I start shooting the ball. Someone's playing. A kid's playing. I go.

I take their ball. They're like, I can't eat my ball back. And it starts shooting the ball. Go get the ball for me right now. You join their game and then, The other team's shoots and it's about to go in and then you shoot the ball. Would you play a game of basketball where everybody has their safety on, but they have their guns out.

So you can only play basketball with one hand. But everybody would check their safety. That's so crazy. Once upon the time, I'd be able to manage somewhat by controlling the ball. You wouldn't do it because I mean like anybody willing to participate in that is like I know. They hope something goes wrong. Right. They're like, hey, what's how to go wrong?

They're waiting. It was like, whoops. I mean, it is, it's an accident. You can't really be. The ball hit the safety. I didn't mean to do. That's a crazy premise, though. Like an armed basketball.

Basket gun. I played basketball in so fucking long. It's like playing football with fucking, fucking wires and barbed wire on you. You're like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to land on this guy and drag my feet through his head. Football with. glass semi blunt

semitars semi blunt bayonets so it's like it's not that bad it's not that bad you know it's it's semi blunt so

you know is one guy this is like the shredder one guy is effectively the shredder there is like ready to fucking hike the ball okay how's this

how's this you said shredder but I'll up it too because shredder has two claws well I'm talking about his armor yeah his entire jagged ass Armour.

So basically uniforms are just shredders' armor now. They should make a sport where it's just ice skating, but you have to cut your fingers as much as possible. Who would play that? I don't know. Depressed teenagers. Is that a sport? I guess fucking anything could be a sport, right?

Yeah, you could make anything competitive. That's what I learned from all these. No, you go. That's what I learned from all the betting apps that are out now that you could get. Dude. Dude, I was considering betting on the election. So many. I thought about it.

You don't want to make any money, though. Well, that's what I'm saying. But that's what I'm saying. You have a lot of money to get anything back. I know, but like I would have been like, yeah, I'll put, I'll put 200 down on Cuomo winning. Like, whatever. Oh. You know what I mean?

Like that kind of thing, just in case because that way it would be, it would be upsetting. But, dude, the payout for Cuomo winning at like $200 was crazy. They're like that was like eight months rent because it was so unlikely. Yeah. That's what, dude. So speaking of. betting. So first the NBA scandal, they got another fucking another betting scandal. Somebody got caught like, um, it's because of prop bets. It's really prop bets because you just bet on

anything essentially. So, oh, is this person going to be over or under their fucking average? Oh, is this person going to dunk tonight? Whatever the fuck. Shit like that. And then so because of that, a lot of low level players that aren't in the spotlight are always fucking giving insider information and people are making some good money off of it. But then every once in a while, the sports books flags, you know, irregular activity because out of nowhere there's a spike on like this fucking prop and they're like, what the fuck is this? Yeah.

This happened recently also in the UFC. The last event on last Saturday during the World Series and nobody fucking watched it, right? It was watching baseball. Oh, the game seven or whatever? Yeah. Dude. Which was, I was just saying like it, this guy got fired from the UFC because

they approached him before the fight. Hey, what the fuck is going on with this? you guys going to do some crazy shit? What is he going to say yes? What a stupid fucking, why would you even ask him? They still go ahead with the fight. This guy's a pretty good fighter. Fucking takes a dive.

The announcers didn't even know about the thing that the UFC had questioned him. So they were like, what the fuck's wrong with this guy? Why is he fighting so shitty? And then he gets choked out all easily, and he's like an amazing BJJ guy. And he gets choked out easily in the first round. And people were like, what the fuck was that?

Then he got canned. And it's like It's getting crazy now and there's no reason for it to not get crazy Yeah Because you can bet on everything and it's almost legal in every state And if it's not legal to every state They'll make some fake thing like a like what is it Pricepick dot US or whatever

Yeah yeah And then like it's you There's so many loopholes It's crazy that I saw It meant to be geared towards children too It's so fucked up because of the fact they added away the advertisers It's meant to be your target Yeah there's a lot of it and it's really fucked

Yeah you can bet on so much shit, dude. Like I was seeing, I saw a bet on Calci or whatever. Uh-huh. Cali she's a big, where like, it was like, uh, Bill Ackman will drop his longest tweet ever. After Mom Dani wins. Yeah. Like, just the craziest.

Like, good money in there, man. Like, you could make a lot of money. You can. Um, I know a lot of people that make a significant amount of money. And then a lot of these people that partner with draft kings or prize picks, they will give their picks on, especially in their props and their parleyes. to be like,

Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again.

Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Rees. Suspense. Reises. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Hey, do this. I won last week. This payout was like $800 or whatever and like just do this. People start discords now, charge people money and now they're giving their fucking their, it's their predictions. It's a huge economy, but I'm like, you have now allowed the mafia and all these underground people to they're going to control.

They're going to control it. It's inevitably, first of all, they got to get rid of prop apps. Like it's fun, but they got to get rid of it because it's not easy to just fix it now. I'm going to try and get some money before. There's probably people that are really good at betting around. Like, fuck you, Derek. Fuck you. Like, when the Game Awards happens, that's when I'll probably buy.

I don't have that kind of gambling itch. So it's never been a thing for me. Like, I don't have that. I have a gambling. I just have like, oh, I had free money. You want to like, hey, I didn't. Like, I know what's going to win most of those categories. Yeah, if you play smart.

Sure, but like, it's not really gambling to me. I'm just like, oh, I know what's going to work for me. My brain is like, I don't have that version of it. Like, that's why I went to a casino and I was like, this is boring. Let me go fucking try to Excite fights Going up and then leaving I'm like oh great

I just made a Whatever your money And I don't play like the I'll just play like the slots Max bet Oh I'm up like 100 bucks Alright boy Yeah there you go to table

I play blackjack I lose all the money in Lily's wallet And then I go home That's how it should be Fucking my wife's money Get your cards All right 18 right

Hit 19 All right 26 hit I get 18 hit 20 don't know how to keep going That would be me for sure

Because I'd be like I don't know what I was Someone hitting at 20 is crazy Because I just don't know what that means I think that was I think that was a I heard people say I heard a lot of people saying hit So I'm just gonna keep saying it

I think there's a You're not to play black family guy Right Not really That's probably the easiest game in the casino As far as cars go The thing is I used to play poker

But I haven't done it in so long that I just kind of forgot. And I never commit the rules of these games to memory because I could just, I know. It's the spelling. It's like, it's the Google issue for me where like a lot of information I have no longer retained because I know that I could just Google it if I needed it.

That's rules for Blackjack and poker and all that shit for me. Yeah, I don't, I could not, I could not explain to you right now how to play poker. I have no idea. In this very moment, that's gone in my memory to save space.

I'm trying to go off a memory and. Really? You guys play poker? It's pretty simple. I just, I literally haven't played, so I never played legally. I never played legally when I was in a 21 plus. So I played when I was a teenager in below.

I learned how to play through my mom bought this flashlight that had digital poker on the flashlight. I'm like, this is degeneracy. Okay, first of all, this is degeneration. Wait, hold, I have many questions. Yeah. So it's a flashlight. It was a big fucking flash. With a screen on it?

Yeah, on the side and had a screen of digital poker. And I was like, this is degeneracy. This is probably like when you were gambling in the casino and then you did something fucked up and you're hiding from the mob and you're in the forest. You need to gamble. That's such a. That's like having a compass on a boxing glove or something. It makes no sense. But I learned how to play poker and I actually started getting really good.

But that was so long ago. I'm even thinking like, do I remember what a royal flush is? I remember a flesh. Actually, like all of those terms. Yeah, it's all. I forgot what most of the things are like. Like, okay, I remember a straight, you know, your pairs, you're like, the, the simple shit. Yeah, pairs are simple.

You remember that. And then there's the, which are the, uh, what are the, the straight flush, which I, the straight flush, which I, I, the straight flush was the one that I could get. I've, that was one I can easily get a straight flesh. A royal flesh, I never got that shit. That's like, getting a real flesh is crazy. Because it's like, that, that's such, that's such chance genuinely. It's like, oh, you see, like. Yeah, I feel like it's reserved for the people like, you know, that are really, you know, they're counting cards.

They really understand. There's all in the NBA gambling thing There was illegal Poker games going on too Oh yeah They were mubbling up I didn't hear I didn't hear about that Chauncey Billups who

Yeah And dude they fucking were scamming the fuck out of people People lost millions of dollars Because they had machines that were counting the cards They were doing a bunch They had They were communicating with like cameras And doing shit seeing other people's cards

They were cheating And I'm like bro how crazy is it that you're doing illegal gambling? You're hoping that you're just wanting to do a nice game. This is all set up. You're thinking you're playing amongst friends. And then all of a sudden is fucking ripping you off. Hey, man.

You know, it is what it is. Hard counting is crazy. That's how you actually play cards. You got to know how to kill your cards correctly. I know people that they have careers when I was living in Vegas, their career were gambling and they would just go to different. Just raping casino.

They would spread it out. You know, because after a while, like say Dana White, you know, he has so much money. he would get banned after a while because he was like oh you've figured out the shit or you've had enough which is bullshit the fact that they can even do that literally if you actually win because the idea is the house always wins right so if you literally actually win same thing with all these fucking apps they will cut you off yeah if you're winning too well like it's like what kind of bullshit is that imagine it's winning off lux too like it is like getting banned from a

video game because you won too much yeah like that's or something like that I mean it's it is really fucking stupid. You can't play card anymore. You're actually too good. Your Katie's really high. You're banned. Your Katie is, your Katie is 19. That's insane. Anyway, shot Uncle Colin Moriardy Yeah.

Road in, he says, so this is vaguely anti-Semitic. I'm going to warn. Nice. But I think it's I think it's a joke. So I'm going to read it. Hello Chris. Derek and Kingston, Sir Bertimann's son. Did you all see that Ben Shapiro did a 40-minute video with no ads on Nick Fuentes? Yes.

Is it possible that Nick Fuentes has officially become the first person to get a Jew to work for free since Himmler? Which, look, that's a solid joke. That's a good joke. That's why I read it. It wasn't just anti-Semitic. If it was just anti-Semitic, I would have still read it, but still. That's a good joke. I'm that.

I'm kidding also. That's a very good, actually. It's good, yeah. But I did see that. There's like a whole civil war going on over there now, man. Because Tucker Is ingratiating himself Piece of shit

Yeah I mean duh He's so obviously a white nationalist For the longest time He's been talking about the great replacement theory For like fucking 15 years He's also the fakesest motherfucker ever Because like those text messages He's like I hate Trump

I hate Donald Trump He's the devil Which of course I mean if you are I mean if if look again I've said this multiple times If I was a Christian And I saw it was happening

I'd be like oh Trump is clearly like something Yeah he's the fucking antichrist Like if not Trump Musk's certainly. He's everything that. You know, like all the people who you... Teal is a...

Teal can talk to fitness. Teal's like the Annie Pope. You know? He's like... He's the E-Pop. He can speak to snakes. He's like he knows what they're saying. He speaks Paso tongue or something.

He speaks parcel tongue for sure. Like Peter Thiel like moves around like... I don't even know. Like the way he moves is fucked. It's like a total pope in the life. He moves like he has eye frames. It bothers me. He like he moves like a Minecraft character with move in real life.

Whereas like some of the frames aren't there And I wouldn't be able to know where to hit you at Right yeah Like all these people at the top Like Elon Musk Zucker Berrather people Yeah they're all Like they are the quintessential lizard person

So like it is wild That more I get it Conspiracy-minded people aren't kind of What's her face? Candice Owens implied Yeah Yeah

She inferred that they're fucking lizard people Which is funny It makes it crazy You ever wondered to the fact That like people People do get brain damage Or injuries and they don't Like they never be like

We need health care They're always like, you know what? I really think that everyone should kill gay people. And it's like, why don't people get brain damage and like become better people? And it's like, oh, duh. Because it doesn't happen. Yeah, because to be a better person, you'd have to be smart. You'd have to like, not even smart, just not crazy.

You have to be smart. I'm not saying smart as in like Jimmy Neutron. I don't think you got to go build it. You know what I mean? You don't got to go. They can go to space and you don't need to happen. You don't got to go inventing rockets that will send you to space in a, you don't going to invent convertible rocket chips

that does bother you in that movie that they're just like flying in space and their skin is just in space really pisses me off they don't wear helmets right it's just it's just them chilling it's space like they make the the rocket ships out of the rides in the movie

but like there's no seal like you know that's crazy you know how fast so much of that is like this is nuts it is really stupid this is world of all bullshit. It's whimsy You know, like whatever. I get it but like When I first saw it I was like New Degrass Tice. Even when I was a kid I was like

Hmm Newtrakus and deconstructs fucking Jimmy Neutron Is that the movies overall just completely That'd be great. Because even Invader Zim acknowledged like The Vacuum of Space. You know what I mean? Like so that's why I was like there were other cartoons that dealt with space that kind of acknowledged it. So to see a show about science

Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius I mean it's not so centered on being science And it's just like I'm in space. They don't mention science much. They just say Jimmy Smart. It's like how they say like Batman's genius and he just solves shit. It's like he's not doing any detective work. He's just being like, I'm smart.

He solves obvious crimes. He's like, where's the, where's my spaghetti? You don't get to see how much of a genius he actually is. They just say, yeah, that's right. I'm the smart person ever. And it's like your plot. No, your magic. What?

Is there is, is there a discussion in the Batman community about like whether or not Batman is like, whether. it's genius or if it's just extreme paranoia that ultimately that ultimately manifests as extreme preparedness that comes across as genius. Yeah, it's really both of those things, 100%. It definitely has to be because,

you know, because if you're paranoid about everything, like you will be prepared for everything and that will come across is like. See, the thing is though you still have to be genius for it to be effective. I, sure. Because if you can be prepared as you as possible and if you're a retard, you know, your preparedness will just fail.

Yeah, it's both. He is the literal embodiment of humanity in both the good and the bad at the same time. Right, because he's crazy. He has the willpower to never stop, but he's also nuts and doesn't trust people. Has all the means to solve everything but doesn't actually do it. He helps. He helps somewhat. And they're like, that's enough.

And it's like. He helps in a way that's very satisfying to him. He helps enough for himself. He's extremely selfish. I feel like that's why Dick left. He was like, I'm not going to stay here. You're not making this place better. I'm going to go to blood.

That is earnestly, though, why I like Batman. I think Batman is one of... I think if Batman was just like a... Like, if it was just Adam West, you know? Yeah. I'd be like, yeah, no, I like that you're crazy and like... There's good and bad to it. I agree that.

I think the best heroes are... I think it's all good as far as like as a consumer. Like, it's... It is discussing the character. He's the most interesting character to discuss. Not only because he's like one of the most popular. Just the, I guess the discussion really lies in was all of this intentional or is this retro is this a retrospective of course it's it has to be retrospective

like there's no way well see I don't know to be fair I guess I never really his older comics he's not this character and I think that's well I mean technically he was though because even to still be doing to be in the situation he was in to be like you know tormented souls doing the crime thing having a robin even when it is kind of tongue in cheek in an Adam West like type of campy thing It's still kind of morbid if you think about the situation. Like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? There's a morbid.

It is crazy. I think, like, I think his concern is this young boy. It is insane. Like, Robin in particular is the craziest thing about him. Yes. Like, the fact that there is a Robin. Like, everything else, like, okay, you dress up a night and beat people up. I'd plenty of people do that.

You know? Oh, you're traumatized with the loss of your man. Sure. That mixed with the fact that like, I'm just going to adopt this random guy. And I'm going to fucking abuse him. Yeah. And force them into my lifestyle. And Alfred's like, okay.

I don't want to lose my pension. So sure, Bruce. Literally creating child soldiers. Like actually, like they're all. And then they're all hyper dangerous now and they're in themselves. Yeah. And they're all crazy. And it's a good thing.

Yeah. Like it's portrayed generally as like a, yeah. The righteousness. It's justice. The bad family is, is a. good thing. Right. It's good to have a bad family. Like he did the whole Batman Inc. Where he's taking that shit global. And it's

like brother. With dove and everything. It's just fucking crazy. There's a Chinese Batman and like China Gotham. There's a Chinese superman. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Rises. It was me

at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Rises. What was I going to do? Stop my I'm doing it next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. That had everything. Reeses, suspense, Reese's. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing

partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Is there really? Yeah, there's a Chinese, Asian Superman. I don't remember if they actually had a Chinese Batman, though. Chinese Superman. Yeah, there's a, there's a Kryptonian. That's an Asian fella. He's like, even there.

Like, up there, too. He flies so fast that he looks white when he's flying? That's crazy. That's crazy. He seems cool until he stops. And everybody's like, oh. I think he's another pro-hard about to happen.

It's fucking. Anyway. Yeah. What next question? I think Batman is an interesting character for sure. As much as I criticize him, I think he is, he is very interesting.

I don't think he's the most of the second. He's my second favorite. You're allowed to, I mean, criticizing him, it makes so much sense. It's like, I think Tony,

I really do, I really do think Tony Soprano is the, because I would say I said the show was a little bit overhyped for me personally but Tony Soprano the character himself is the best character

on television like what an incredible character like he's such a garbage piece of shit but like so compelling to watch him and what you're so looking forward to seeing what the fuck

he's gonna do next for me it's literally him and Jamie Lannister and they're both completely shit complex motherfuckers Jamie at least has Jamie at least has

Jamie at least has some righteousness with him. Yeah. Like there are things that are redeeming about Jamie. There's nothing redeeming about. Nothing because even the nice stuff, it's still selfish. The things that are like when he does. Is he the most shit person like actually ever? I think the, he's really shit.

He's like, um, um, uh, Taiwan. He's like, uh, he's like, he's such, Taiwan Lanister is such a cunt. He's such an asshole. And he's so selfish and only cares about his. family and what it what like he's it's it's one of those stuff about his family as a reflection of him yeah it's not even like i care about you my kids i care about my kids because they're my kids they look at me they're a reflection of me yes it is they suck i suck and it's like you are the worst guy it is literally that and that's kind of how like i would say the only thing the difference is

tony literally does love his kids so he does however he you know it's he actively undercuts and destroys their lives over and over and he does at a certain point he starts to resent AJ because he just sucks. It's between Tony and the the guy from Quantum Leaf. Which one? Which one? What time I'm talking about? Which one? The guy who jumps, he does all the leaping. Oh, the leaping? Oh, so

like, I don't even know his name. The Leaper. I just know he's his name's the Leaper. I just know he was in an episode of Always Sunny as that guy. The character from the movie? Yeah, you don't remember that? What episode was it? It's the episode where they all become, this is real. This is the episode where they all become black.

because they think that they think that they're doing a quantum leave thing it's like are we in a quantum leap thing what's going on and they run into him at the at the hospital and he's like working as a janitor and then he's like are you quantum leaping or is like and he's like oh yeah yeah yeah I'm quantum leaping I'm doing yeah or something like that is this is this is well this is well it it's middle I would say middle I don't remember 11 11 maybe I could be completely wrong if it's around if it's around the that time I would have to have seen it. He's literally the character from that movie. And he's like, shut the fuck up, guys. Dude, you find out that he was old black man. Really?

Yeah, this is, I'm not, this sounds clearly like complete bullshit. I don't know anything about quantum leap. But like, this is, this really does, this really does happen. You found out he left. He was,

like, his old black man, at the end of that episode, old black man, like, they wake up and it's like, it was all a dream and like, and none of that shit ever happened. They didn't become black. But then like,

they had to, living, they had to live with, or they had to sleep in a bed with an old black man. Yeah. Because that was a bet that they made. If they couldn't stay in the house in the suburbs for long enough, then they do remember that. But they had to sleep in a bed with an old black man. And then I guess like a year later, they do that episode where they all become black. And, uh, yeah, he like, at the end of the episode, they kick him out of the apartment.

And then he walks by a mirror. And it's him. It's the guy from Quads of Leap. It's fucking really stupid. I love how dumb that is. That is stupid as fuck. I never, uh, that was, I don't think, I think the first time I ever. even heard of Quantum Leap was

on the family guy. And where Neil was like hitting on Mega one point he was like he's like, why haven't I leaped? And it was like it was like quantum leap references. Why haven't I leave? And I was like, what the, the only reason I know? The only reason I know about Quantum Leap is because I used to, it would be on on G4. Yeah.

Sometimes before. Oh really? Like before it would start into the gaming stuff like before cinema tag and before X play and before like cheat with Kristen Hold and before all these things, attack of the show. Before that block started, it would. be Ninja Warrior and Quantum Leap or Quantum Leap or

Quantum League and then Ninja Warrior and then that. Weird fucking assortment of programming. For me. The idea that somebody would watch Quantum Leap and then Ninja Warrior and then X-Play is insane. For me it would be on Channel 10 and it'd be whatever the thing with what his name was in the other guy, the white-haired guy

from Naked Gun. It'd be like one of his things and then it'd be quantum leap and I would sit there and I'd be like I don't know what's happening but this scene with this guy is really funny. Quantum leap? Yeah.

I'm curious about it. Yeah. I don't remember. I don't want to see the retarded episode. Oh, I did. I saw that see. I remember that episode actually.

I remember watching that the first time and laughing my ass off. You liar. I remember because I saw that. He's not seen that episode. I swear to God, I swear to God, it will come on Channel 10 in New York.

This is the last of us movie again. I swear, I swear. it will come on Channel 10 to New York at like random fucking times. Like, sometimes like 2 a.m. The retard episode of Quantum Leap? I think possibly. Whatever.

I think possibly. We read the guy's name. Oh, no, we did we did talk about, okay, so we answered. We don't have the Ben one, right? Yeah, it was shot Uncle Collin where you're already talking about the Nick Fuentes thing. So yeah, fucking. So yeah, Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes is jumping. I mean, obviously like the tides over there are changing towards Nick Fuentes.

So like he's just trying to ingratiate. Yeah. Tucker Carlson's a fake motherfucker. It's crazy. But, um... Yeah, faker than a $3 bill. But yeah, Ben Shapiro did that video where he's like, eh, I don't know. Suddenly, I don't know what happened.

There's so much binketry on the right way. I don't know what happened. Where is all this coming from? Like, imagine being so, like, I mean... When someone comes in and throws us Yamako on the fucking floor. Like, even if you are a Republican, you have to, like, surely you're aware. Of course. Right?

He knows. I mean, look, he was one of the first people to be like, oh, uh, Shavan a, uh, a Republican. definitely murdered George Floyd. Like in 2020, oh, yeah, brutal murder. And now free Derek Chauvin

dot org or whatever the fuck. Mike, get the fuck out of here, you lying fake fucking Jew? Upon further examination, I realize he is a Jew. What? I'm not saying anything wrong.

I agree, I agree, but you know, I agree, but you know, I know there's a little stank on it, but there was a stink on the entire sentence. Not the same kind of thing. It was a different kind of thing.

We can't see you. It was a different kind of thing. So I said it would be like lying fucking Jewish man? Would that, would I say it? That feels worse, actually. It feels better.

blind fucking man of Judaism Judaism Judaism is he? Judeo Christian He's not Judeo Christian

He's a Judeo Well it all It's basically the guy Like the Abrahamic The um Shut the fuck up It's sorry

Sorry I informed you My apologies It's like balsamic Kind of Yeah You know But uh Yeah I don't know

We'll see how that Shakes up I saw Ted Cruz Also give a speech Where he's like no Oh right He was he was, he was, because it's like at a certain point, they know they wouldn't be welcomed to the other states.

So they have to. Oh, yeah, that's right. I did forget that he's a Canadian, uh, his Cuban. Yeah, he's always, uh, his dad, we was talking about communism and then he's like, my dad, um, was tortured by, uh, Batista. And it's like, Batista was the, that's every, there was an explosion of memes when that came out. I walk him out. That's trying to be a bit of danger. Dave Batista was a freak when he was younger, dude.

I mean, he was, yeah. Of course, he tortured. He was tortured Ted Cruz's dad. He was tortured Ted Cruz's dad picking him up fucking. What was this moving at? The Batista bomb. He was Batista bombing his dad. Like, he, Batista bombed him so bad blood splattered out of his back.

Like, that's how hard he hits a floor. So we'll make a Sora video of Dave Patista doing that to a... Dude. That is actually... Ted Cruz's dead. Just did Ted Cruz. just make it Take Cruz

because I don't know what Tech Cruz's dad like and even if it looked accurate it wouldn't mean much to me right yeah it actually

that's actually true I don't know what's dad in Dave Batista fan growing up he was a monster he was crazy the fact that he did that to Mr. Cruz

himself he stands on the right side of shit very often I fuck with that guy heavily good dude he's a good dude he's an actor

in a he's like he was like a the only reason people are surprised is because he was all a meat head right

he's actually an actor like because people on average or like reasonable like oh left winning politics I don't even know if they consider themselves leftist like this is just the right thing to do it's not like the rock who's like very like

he's just kind of like an image more than he is a person yeah and like uh what was that whole thing well Dave was that but he well sure sure but like I mean the rock I mean he's trying to I guess because that that movie came out where he plays like some right boxer or whatever the smashing machine the smashing machine I heard it was apparently very good

but I just don't give a shit about any of that I still haven't seen like you know what at Rocky still doesn't matter. I think the problem is that the rock had a chance to do that but he was like, I want to chase my bag more than anything else. Yeah. So he didn't stand for anything. Like that's fair. I mean, I don't even begrudget it. I just don't like it's it's just

it's obviously you can't really rewrite that if you're going to do it. Like I kind of feel like because wasn't there a whole thing of like him like he had like a he had like a thermos full of his own diarrhea or something? Just doing one of his promos And oh You notice my thermos Of my own diarrhea back there

He's yeah He was like It was a piss It was piss He had a Voss bottle Which he's sponsored by If there's piss in it It's just the funniest they ever

You're sponsored by the company It is a step up It is a step up from diarrhea Why do he post that He didn't have to I think he Try to humanize himself a little bit Like

Look I'm a person too, I also pee in bottles in front of myself. He totally misread it, obviously, but I bet he was thinking, oh, everybody's going to like me. Like, I got flaws, you know, like, oh, I forgot. Whoops, he must, you know, like, whoops, my piss. Because it's like, it's funny that it was just came out so recently after people were like, oh, that dude, like, pisses in bottles. Like, he won't go to the bathroom for a cut on, like, red notice or whatever the fuck

they were filming, like, Netflix things. Right. And he would just go, like, fucking pisses. and bottles and like, all right, let's go. Like, nigga, we can cut for five minutes. What's wrong with you? We can break for five minutes. Go piss. He would actually, in fact, he was black Adam. He would just piss the whole

fucking suit over and over again. He would piss the suit. They had to keep CGI the suit black. They started discoloring. He kept pissing up. On a black costume so much that it becomes yellow and not just more black because that's how it works.

He pissed the color out of it. That's insane. He finishes a workout He leads up From the bench Pinses himself immediately He's such a freak though He posted three separate times

Oh going to In and out for the first time Let's see how it is And people are like Nigger we saw you do this a year ago Maybe he has like He's like a 50 first date situation going on What he's like Like he genuinely doesn't remember having in and out

And so, like, his social media managers are like, I guess we'll use this. He doesn't remember pissing themselves. He pissed himself again. He's like, oh, I still got to piss. Oh, that makes sense. I still got a piss. Got a piss again. Nobody reminded him what a bathroom was.

Right. He's like, no, there's no bathrooms in Samoa. What are you talking about? There's just no bathrooms in Samoa? No, there's none. They've never thought to make a bathroom in Samoa. Right. They were doing their.

They're freaking, what you call it? They're haka. They're chahoo. Oh, choo. Chahoo. Pooh. Pee, peep, Okay, stop.

Stop. One of them appears you're fighting it by yourself. You're not by yourself, okay? I'm the help of you. I'm big. They're much bigger. So no. Ho pop,

Pompin somnigaki. In what Jews. They're actually often one of the nicest people to us, actually. As black folk, they're often really cool to black people. Oh, like, Samoans and niggas are fucking tight, man. That's like, it's funny. They're cooler than Latinos are to black people. And it's like, come on, my nigga.

Yeah. Yeah, I've, all, every, every Samoan, my shout out to, whatever, I had a lot of people I worked with that. Shout out of my Samoan friend, Jerry. Yeah. His whole name was Jerry. It was just Jerry. Just Jerry. Yeah.

I had Samoans and I had some Hawaiian friends. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um. their Reese's. What was I going to do?

Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. That had everything. Reeses. Suspense. Rees. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I can't remember one of them, one of my favorite. I can't remember if he's Samoan or Hawaiian, but Messina, he's cool dude. And his whole family,

I'm trying, I'm leaning more towards Samoan just because his family looked like the Uso's. They look like the Fatu family. They look particular. Yeah, yeah. They look, they're, even Rakeshi, I was like, you sure? And when I was young, I was like, you sure he's not?

He just looks like that for some reason. I just remember being a kid and being fooled, the Yokozuna. I'm like, oh, yeah, look that giant Japanese guy. And then I got older, I'm like, that guy's fucking clearly poised. He's not even close to being Japanese. Well, there's a lot of them there, man. Actually, there's quite a few of them on the island. I imagine so, yeah.

You guys can't leave now. You guys did that. You guys got to stay here. Yep. You can't stay here now. Yeah, I am if, man, I can't have my mom if she never told us the truth or whatever. I think I'd have, dude, I'd probably have like tribal tattoos. I probably because like, I've always found that shit fascinating. I think they're cool.

I think it's a cool island. Really beautiful history. Genuinely, actually nice history. And then, you know, we show up and it gets real sad. But it's really cool. It's a pretty thing. Yeah. All right.

Let's get a couple more because we're going to hit a. Yeah, yeah. Jahu! Mahdani elected Cheney Dead Road. And he says, what? if two guys stood ass to ask and one guy farted really, really hard and the other guy's asshole, would he explode yes or no? This is the

question. The PSI's too low, but maybe he can still, at least you can transfer the gas. It's like those videos of the people with them. And then they explode and die. The air cannon. The air can't. You need the guy laughs and one of the guys organs fall out of his nose. Maybe

it's like, that was really funny. Maybe there's in a, maybe there's one guy that like his assholes puckered so tight and he ate like broccoli and uh what else gives you a lot of gas what is the hardest fart ever look it up i don't think there's a fucking answer for that i'm sure there's a world the hardest recorded part i bet it was it during the oregon trail the what is the hardest recorded man yeah recorded we need uh oh true yeah the guineas book of records i'm i guarantee you

it's there hardest fart ever it's like they have like spitting crickets that's a record how far can you spit a cricket okay that's a record that's a record Is there is there stupid? How far can you bold your eyes out, which is terrifying. How the people who can do that freak me out. The stupidest nigger ever. Like what is that? I thought that's a little Wayne.

Like the quantifiable dumbest nigga to ever walk with this year. I heard a little Wayne song recently and I was like, yo, what this is fucking horrible. Dude, he's fried, man. He did too much. He did too many drugs. He was leaning too hard. That's why like I feel like officially is probably the dumbest nigger now. Because like, they'll still.

They still. Officially. eventually. He gets an award. It's super than Jesse Lee Peters him. That is the dumbest thing guy. Oh, damn. I forgot he still. So once he dies. If you put him, he literally couldn't get out of a maze that's on the back of like a

Captain Crunchbox. He couldn't get out of. He would be stuck in it until he died. I think he would have a flaws for Al John ass death. He'd get lost in a one hallway maze, man. There's this entrance and exit. He's like, where do I go? Hey, you're so.

You're the white man. You're not going to trick me. There's no white man here to guide me. And it's like, yep. So stay here and fall asleep forever. This maze is amazing. It's amazing. This is amazing.

Beta. That's one of his catchphrases. He always say beta. Beta. Beta. Can I call everyone a beta male? And I'm like, dude. You have a video of him a long time ago.

It's like an early video of him. Is he smart and like well speaking? No. It's like smart while speaking. It's a video of him next to, I don't even know. Like he's arguing at some protests and then the camera pans and he's like, I'm sorry. is my thermos full of diarrhea. Okay.

And then he's arguing. There is a video of him a long time ago at some weird protest. I don't remember what the fuck he was saying, though. He was like some, it was nonsense. It was the same nonsense that he always says. It doesn't matter. I think he is the dumbest niggot quantifiable. I think, I think,

unfortunately that you said quantifiably. Quantifil when you said that. Quantipalcibly, quant. I'm going to stop hearing myself. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It undermines the claim that you just made. But you're right.

I'm looping. I'm looping. Once Jesse Lee Peterson dies or gets a. killed by the stupometer then it'll be him then it'll be me then it'll be a little way I think he's dumb

I think he's dumb I think he's fried dude I think that's why he listen to him he still every once in a while appears on like some sports shit and give analysis on like yeah

I'm what's going on the worst because first of the voice sounds like a frog I saw the fog that's what he's like he's like he's like yeah

young way on this bitch a game is to make a raid on this and he just dies I I don't know what he's saying because like he looks like a teenage yautja to me. What? What'd you say? He's like a teenage yautja.

Like imagine that there was a teenage predator running around. He'd be like, oh, that's a little way. I see it a little bit. I know it to be right. I'm not like the Carter 3 isn't a fantastic album, though. I'm not going to deny that. That album is like. Look, man, he had his day in the sun.

Top 15 rap albums actually of all time. Mid to late 2000s, he was fucking, he was on top. Dude, young money was conglomerate. Oh, wait, okay. So here's a good question. All right. Thugzilla versus Mothra, thuggin and buggin, rodin. Nice.

So, so, guys. I saw Derek's Instagram story about his problem with McDonald's breakfast menu going back to the 10 a.m. cutoff. Oh, yeah. And I have a solution to his dilemma. Oh, what you got? Tell me if you heard this before. Just wake up early. Did he say that?

You could thank me later, Derek. It's funny because I followed up. say, you know, responding to people saying. I saw it, yeah. Yeah. So he just does it anyway. What a brilliant comedian. I mean, it is kind of funny.

That was so disrespectful. Holy, holy, that was crazy. I do, I get it though. Like, man, like, it's,

the McDonald's hotcakes are good. I know that they're bullshit. I know it's like fucking process. It's probably plastic. I don't know what it is. I literally can't eat anymore, probably plastic and cum or something. I don't know.

Oh, I love it. Oh, I guess I have it so seldomly, but it does. It doesn't taste like any other pancakes. Seldom. I mean, that...

Sorry, I use words sometimes. Rarely? It's a $400 word right there. What was I saying? Surplufuous. Yeah, whatever. It cuts off and I don't... We get up at a certain time.

And I get up at 3.45 p.m. every fucking day. I want to get breakfast. What the fuck, dude? I fall asleep at fucking 9 people. I wake up at 3.45, right? I don't got much time to operate and they don't got fucking breakfast. I hate this place.

You know, it's a bummer? The biggest bummer is that talking about this makes me want it and I can't get it. And you can't get it. I got to waitful tomorrow, which is like, what the fuck? I'm going to wake up at 7 a.m. to go to McDonald's. And that's the thing.

I'm cooking myself breakfast. That's the thing. It's not even worth it to get up that early. If you're not used to getting up that fucking early and there's a bunch of people that are third shifters that are like, yeah. Like, they were all like in my replies. He's like, bro, yeah, it's fucked up that, like, I literally cannot get like this shit because I wake.

I sleep in that time. They get off super late and then they get up later. Right. And then the average person that works first and second shift. That's too bad. I didn't, I didn't say it. That's what you said. That's exactly what that implied.

It implies them. I didn't say it. You can imply what you're going to be worth from that. Fair. I didn't say shit. I'm just saying that's unfortunate. Too bad is rude. Fortune is kind of ambiguous, but too bad is definitely rude sounding.

The pandemic fucked everything up, dude, because they literally, it was only like that for like a, I don't even know if it was an entire year. What, the all day breakfast? Because I think it's, I think it might have started in 2019, maybe. And I was like, oh, that's cool. So I can just like whenever I feel like it, every once in a while, I feel like getting the hotcakes from there. Because it's just, it's a specific flavor. That's true. Because, dude, most places, if I want to get a regular stack of pancakes, they don't drench it and butter and get it all night.

and crispy. It's on the fucking their regular stainless steel thing that they grill it on. You know what I like about McDonald's? What's it got? I like that what I do is I get my dick real hard and I pour I pour the syrup all over my penis and I jack off and I create combo. Fucking freak. Fucking freak. And he's telling

the truth too. Yeah that's crazy. What's sad about this is I've seen this. I've seen this. I've seen this. I've seen if Jack is going to be a big pump bubbles. I'm fucking unfortunately right in my live room. We didn't even live together that period of time. He was just in my living room doing that. So gross, dude.

This gave me the chills. It's just like, because making bubbles out of the cup. That's so great. Blowing an animal, blowing a bubble of animals is crazy. That's insane.

Because come as animals. They're the, they're the animal. I don't think come as animals, actually. Are you fucking sure? Are you fucking sure? I'm putting it. I feel like come as animals.

I feel like come is, come is not animals. Wait, wait. No, come is not an animal. Come is not an animal. Come is animals. Is it a tardigrade an animal?

I think a tartigrade is an animal. They're organisms. I don't know if they would call them animals. I think an organism is an animal. Animals are organisms. I think they have to be more complex to be animals. I don't think that's true. Yeah.

That's what they're called like, you know, like complex organisms. I think cum, I think come as an animal. Come is an animal. Look at a animal. You Google back

You know Yeah, yeah, yeah. You. No, no, why don't you do it? You're so confident. You do it. You're not watching Google come animal. Come animal.

Let's see what comes up an animal. That's got to be. The name of the episode needs to be come animal. It comes from animals, but animals aren't, wait, wait. Speaking of a come animal, when I went to the voting. thing. Oh, no.

That's not. I don't want to bad results. I went to the, the voting thing and the Prop 50 thing. Yeah.

There was a squirrel in the trees. The biggest balls I've ever seen on a squirrel. I saw a video of a big bald squirrel too and I was like,

what the, and am I like realizing now that I've never noticed squirrels had big balls? Or is the squirrels I've seen have been like very tiny,

very tiny, pretty testicle having squirrel. Yeah. It's crazy to me that like, because they're almost, they're as big as a,

versions. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was that going to do? Stop myself.

Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Reises, suspense, reises. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Testicles? Yeah. They're pretty big. They have a very small penis, but very male-sized testicles. Yeah.

And then like the ratio of that is crazy. Yeah. Yeah, my balls are. We're as big in relation. My balls are as big as a whole squirrel. You'd be in such a problematic place. Yeah. You know?

You'd have to. It's a lot of cum, man. It's a lot of come. It's a lot of animals. All right. Let's get to walk around with a fucking carriage of fucking ball. on you. Let's do it. Let's get the hell out of here.

On that note. This is a lot of balls coming squirrels. There's a lot of little of cum stuff going on. All right. You should have the thumbnail be on a squirrel covered and come. Jesus, right. No. Kyle Kalinsky's latest, he just dropped this a hour ago.

Rest in Piss, bozos, woke his back. That is the title. His titles are my favorite. I love. The shit he was tweeting last week. I had me fucking rolling. Joe Rogan fucks and sucks himself over roasted chestnuts or something. Like,

it's just the most ridiculous shit. Who did Kyle grill? He, like, grilled someone because they were, um, pretending, they were pretending to be, oh, um, I was like, stupid moron who should be killed won't shut up. And it's like a picture of Elon Musk or something. Like, he's like, he went off like so, um,

he was gone crazy last night. It was amazing. I didn't actually see it. I didn't see it either. He was posting like fucking like Jada kiss. He was like, I'm from New York, nigga. We're really here.

And I'm like, Kyle, I know you use that word. Oh, of course. I know you use that word. He understands that they're hungry. He's aware. There were tweets of it. I think that was funny. I'm sorry.

I saw, yeah, I saw people retweeting. I didn't even see what Kyle was tweeting, but I saw people retweeting where people were like, woke is hungry. So it's like, it's so funny that that's like a. It's a double joke, literally. It's a joke within itself. Yeah. Anyway, did you find the video or whatever?

I'm getting there. I'm going on his page because, like, he, he replies to somebody that, I think they were actually trying to shame. What? What? Sorry, I just remembered another tweet that he had. He was like, I think it was like, so Republican lady and she was like, take a picture of her food.

He was like, that's a lot of beads, you nasty ass bitch. Have you seen that? No. That's crazy. That's a lot of beans, you nasty ass bitch. He talks like someone. That's crazy to say. He's like someone that is from New York.

I love that he's a dick. He is actually from there. The way he speaks is like, oh, he grew up around a bunch of niggins. He grew up having to say wild shit back to people that said wild shit to him clearly. I wonder if it's all there like, because he's been around for a long time back when he was completely white. Because he's all fucking,

he's all New York tan now. He's gloating. I love that he's tan. Well, he doesn't have the white hair anymore, right? Or he does. On the sides, he definitely does. Did he move? Did he move out of that build?

He had the fucking crazy tan with the fucking stark white hair. He looked crazy. I thought he looked hilarious. I was talking to my brother and I was talking about how he's married to Crystal Ball. And he was like, he's married. He's like, I thought he was gay. And I was like, damn. You could still be that also.

No, but like married to Crystal Ball. No, you can't be gay and married to a woman. Well, I mean, yeah, he can be a, she could be a beard. Maybe, maybe. You can't be an active gay married to a woman. No, it's impossible. It's physically impossible. That's why I went, look.

so I cannot, it's suppressing half of myself. That's like that norm, I'm deeply closeted. I'm a deeply closet. I'm not coming out though. Stupid. I'm staying in here. All right. Fucking,

I can't find it. Count me down, Gingson. We're going to read the names of our $25 and a patrons. Oh, here. This is what he says. I'm sorry.

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All right. No, what were you going to say? Kyle So Mike Lee Quotee Yeah Mike tweet Mike Lee quote tweets Kyle because it's like the fake

Gritting Grieving Widow grifter costume Oh the hot Yeah that's what Kyle tweeted out And then so he's like Mike Lee's like how would the media respond to this post had Charlie Kirk been a Democrat

And then Kyle responds with that picture of Mike Lee posting the nightmare on Wall Street When the fucking you know When the Democratic Cemetery She got killed this is what Kyle says Shut your snowflake bitch ass up

Edgy jokes are fine for you But not for less leftist base Mike Lee Votes for endless war And stealing health care from 17 million people But I'm the problem Fuck you retire you cunt I appreciate it man I appreciate it's the energy I want

It seems you I've always liked It's good It's good I appreciate aggressive Look I think we need to be more Aggressive in our Completely defaming these pieces of shit We can't be like, well, we'll turn another chick.

We'll show courtesy. He's like, no. That guy's a rapist. Call him a rapist. That's what he is. Like the fact that none of that these layups on the campaign trail for like Kamala or anything, they thought saying weird was too far at a certain point. Like, oh, that was crazy. You got to reel it back.

And it's like, that's barely anything. That's the tip of the iceberg. How would that go? He's like, well, Mr. Trump, you're a rapist. Kamala. That's like, wait. Wait, what?

Every response. It's unrelated. She should have mentioned it. Well, Kamala Harris also just being like, I want to run again. It's like you. Like, I, whatever. Just, every must get firing at her at once. That's basically what I'm picturing.

Just like, get out of here. You deserve what you get at that point. You know what I mean? Be like, what's happening is a son? If they run her again, if they actually try that, I'm just like, you deserve to lose. Yeah. If they run her again, I'm just, first of all, what a waste because Gavin Newsom's obviously running.

Gavin Newsom He doesn't stand a chance either I don't think I think well as far as if you're talking about Kamala and Gavin he's infinitely more popular Oh yeah So what I mean is like

I see what you're saying Yeah like what is the fucking point lady Gavin has a chance in debating people But I think the problem is that He's shit He's not a likable person It depends on who Who's his a mate

Who's the opponent I guess Because if there isn't anybody stronger than Gavin He's definitely he'll take it Because everybody I'm seeing Is like fuck Gavin but he's doing the right thing right now that's basically what's happening yeah that's kind of what I'm seeing yeah

all right we're gonna read the names now of our $25 and a patrons remember you can you can join I got a hundred hums and a hundred piss yeah give that $100 to the way I moved it specifically you didn't bring the thing with you but so you moved it back to the coast

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semen and calm? I love I made him say the N-word. That's so funny. They were like saying it. He was like, I don't barely, I don't know how I missed this. I didn't even know. I found about when you did probably too. What are you talking about? shame more nigger Oh right Right yeah I was like I was blaking

I was like What am I talking about I was like trying to like I was stuck Yeah that was crazy He's like I don't really want to say this It's like just say it They're like they

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What? God, I've read this so many times and it's still trusting me out. Why do they call it oven when you oven in the cold food of out hot eat the food? Very cool. Big Chrissy. Proud last place finisher in the T-girl Dick Measuring Contest, a comfy night. Miss T. Limon. Hey, good job.

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Ron Concoma is actually Norwegian for the place where Ron was gang banged. Jesus Christ. Guy's so black, he's blind from his skin absorbing all the light around him. him. Jesus Christ. He makes it dark. He's got like a haze, like a fog of dark around him.

I like that. I like that. That's the worst power ever. Well, that's your amazing power. If you can control it. That's true. To the dark. If you get into the dark, you're just, you're just blind.

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That's crazy You take your pack of cigarettes after they kill you and they smoke it That's called Pack Watch? Yeah like watch packed. That is crazy. That is crazy. Disrespect. What it is Dick Cheney? Dracula flow gaping. You know what's crazy? Is that there's a character in

Castlevania called Wolf Alucard. It's like, yeah, it's like Alucard in the form of a wolf or whatever. It transforms. But do you know what that is backwards? That's fucking Dracula Flow. Don't tell me that. Isn't that insane? Is that what they got it from? dude? I don't think so. So Alucard has a wolf form. His name is

not Wolf Alacard. But no one has ever been like wait, drag, like that. I don't know, man. No one's ever called him Wolf Alucard. They were just like, oh, Alicard and that's Alacard's wolf transformation. Look, I might have...

But the fact that it is Dracula flow backwards. I might have exaggerated and stretched the truth a little bit to make it make sense. Why the fuck did you even think of that? Because he... You know him? What just happened? So somebody wrote Dracula And then for some reason, I was like, I'm going to read that backwards. Oh, backwards.

And you saw Wolf Alacard. And I was like, oh, wow, that's crazy. Because he does transform into a wolf, doesn't he? Yeah. That's kind of nuts. Dracula. These are lines that randomly intersect, for sure. It's a coincidence.

Dracula Flow gaping sweetie with gay little Beatles. Oh, interesting. Yeah, Tofy Speerchuk, Uncle Tom Beiner, and Negro chap. Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music. Podcasts. And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds.

Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan? and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

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Those two after each other is crazy. There's a period of time where I forgot that penis had the word pen in it. So I was like, what? Penness? Because one of our friends is Ben. Are you stupid? Yeah, probably.

But one of our friends is, his name is Ben. And his, his name is a game attack for all time was a penis. And I was like, this is a perfect gamer tag. Oh, Beanie? Yeah. Well, there's a, there's a musician in the band Mushroomhead.

And his name is Pig Beas. There's no way that's true. It's very true. I'm not even joking. Pig penis. His name is Pig Benis. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It's so funny. Oh, I get it like Big Beas. I get it. That should have been on me. That was on me a little bit. Perfect. Oh, my God. I guess

I sure fucking hope so some asshole laughing at it has no idea he's laughing he's laughing because he just thinks

it sounds funny he just thinks it sounds funny he's laughing and then he figures it out and he's like and he starts crying Andy Pants made

A-C-Sie I see him of his own daughter what the fuck my Chris Hanson Tomagachi is really hungry Domo Nation, old man spaghetti nuts My name's Ross And I feel so attacked by that one name

Tomagachi How about no you That's pretty fire Yeah I kind of want it again At Tomogachi You mentioned Tomogachi And then I just had a memory

I used to have a rankork Tomogachi You got that probably in like Episode fucking two Probably came out or something Dude it was How were you Episode two?

No This was in like a This was in a transitionary period Where I don't think The new The first episodes I don't think they were out yet I was very young, so

the only thing is just, Star Wars toys were always being made. Always. So it was probably just a wave of bullshit. Yeah, I mean, there were video games and stuff. I wonder what people were going to be... I got Teres Casas. I got that shit. I wonder if people are going to be like, actually, when it's going to be a wild consensus that like the sequel truly is actually good.

I wonder that's going to happen. It'll happen when something worse happens. Yeah. That's usually how it works. I feel like it's come around enough. as much as I don't really see hate for it that much anymore. It's like the people coming around on Halo 5 now. You know what I mean?

Where it's like that happens. So that's not really that common. Like people exaggerate the like how common that Halo cycle is where it's like the newest one is always shit. The one before is like flawed but good. And then the one before that is a masterpiece. Some people feel that way. You know what I watched? But like it's not really.

No, I was just going to say like Hale 5 is pretty good actually. But it's just like it's a terrible story. I played a few. Terrible HALO. missions of it or whatever. Terrible halo game. I played a few missions of it. It felt fine, but also like I'm not the target, you know, thing for it.

And I watched a video. I think this guy's name's Big Boss. I can't remember. Fuck, I could be wrong. Some Australian guy. Pig Venus. Yeah, his name's Big Venus. I'm sure you know who this person is.

You're probably right. I don't know if it's Big Boss. He makes a bunch of like, oh, the insanity of like Bethesda, fucking Halo Infinite. And then they get millions of views. Is it like Big something? I don't know. I care of him.

He's like Australian. Skillup? No, no, no, no, no, no. He's going to you all these stipulations. He's Australian. Oh, it's Skillup. I know. He's the only Australian.

But this guy. He's the only Australian I know. I know this guy. I'm assuming you know this guy because he's as a huge channel. I just watched it. Where the fuck is it? There's all this soprano shit. Because I just finished it.

I was like. What does Toy Spirno's penis actually look like? Yeah, that's definitely. What the fuck is this? I'm gonna keep reading while you go ahead. My, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

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Not anymore. I guess not anymore, right? I'm glad his brain is the king. Yo, relax. That's kind of crazy. I think ejaculating Nickelodeon slime You don't get the chance to say anything

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You're asking me. You're asking a wrong guy. That's not a common term outside of Harry Potter and maybe D&D. Yeah. His name is Big Boss. Uh, you ever see this channel? Is this gay born? He's just so many kids.

Oh, you ever see this? It is just violent gay porn. It's a fucking, it's a leaking anus. I just, I don't recognize it. I just stumbled upon him recently, but I assume just because he has, uh, he has 827K. He gets millions of views. But like, he does these like retrospectives. I mean, he's a, he's a fair hater, I would say.

Yeah. And it was interesting. I appreciate a fair hater. Yeah. It was interesting going over his, uh, he was going over their timeline of a Bethesda. And then he was talking about it was basically how people feel about like New Vegas versus Fallout 4 and like the, uh, when he was talking about that thing. And it was, I completely understand every.

criticism he says about Fallout 4 But I still had a lot of fun playing that fucking game. No, every criticism of Fall Out of Fall 4 is very valid. Yeah. It's also, it is a good video game. It might not be the best fall game. But whatever it is, I like it a lot. Like, I don't know what it is, but I like it.

Yeah. It's fun. It's inspirational. There's also revisionism around New Vegas, too, where people hated New Vegas when it came out. Yes. People did not like New Vegas when it was first, when it first caught launched because it was like, it was broken. It was glitchy. It was fucked. There's definitely

somebody YouTuber made a video And everybody changed their opinion It happened My friend Was somebody who was singing It's praises early on But like only one guy

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Because it looked like shit It fucking Vegas isn't very interesting To me And they I like it didn't seem That interesting To me looking at

It was like when Marowen I saw it at the wrong time too. Yeah, yeah. I was like, that looks like fucking trash. And then my brother's traveling for like the entire day and he's like not where he needs to be.

And I'm like, where the fuck would I want to do that? You don't get the fucking journey, dude. You need the journey. You're like, I guess. That's true. I mean, but you know,

whatever. I can do it. I want to get back to New Vegas eventually. Yeah. But you beat before, right? No. I got pretty deep into it, but then I just like, I don't know. I almost beat it,

but then I broke the game. Oh, yeah. Yeah, something happened. I forgot what I did. I keep running into. I keep running into literally game crashing bugs where I'm just like I just, it makes it hard to, it makes it difficult to get into.

The factions are great. Yeah. The writing I like. Blonde, blue-eyed German man campaigning to make Pokemon 2D again, playing through CE for the first time. It's pretty good, but holy shit, the library may be the worst, the most annoying thing ever.

The library is pretty rough. If you already, the library is really good the first time you play through it because it's like it's supposed to get you lost and you don't know the mystery of what's going on. Once you know, what happens, it just, it becomes incredibly frustrating. It's just a really not fun experience.

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It's in my eyes. I'm going to shave off my side. That would take literally probably like a decade and a half. I'm going to get a bald fade next time. I'm going to. I love how you keep saying that, but then never follow through it. I'm actually growing out my hair. I'm going to see what,

I'm going to see what I'm going to see what I can do with my hairline with it being. Because, like, I want a fro, right? I want an afro. But, like, I need to see... It's not that... My hairline's not that bad. No, he's a push it there. It's like Kaisenatz's...

His hairline is. One side's like... He's got fucking Betty's hairline from fucking Kung Pal. I've never seen it. Kaisen ad? I've never seen his hair line. Well, yeah, when you have dreds, it does that to your hair line. It looks worse because you pull it back.

Yeah. Why would you do that to yourself? Would you get dreads? Like, one side is... If it's gonna do that to your hairline, what would you do it? I think this side's worse than this side. I think I just I think you just go further back Bro go let's get the same a

I mean technically look A lot of niggas do that right Yeah it's even but it's not to me It's not it's not that bad it's not that bad If I fucking have enough hair I can just if I just pick it like out like this It'll it'll not even not just box it out Just nick the front and then this box it out

I don't know if I want to go that far back It's not a big deal I don't have to go because like I think right here is where the That's the farthest and then I'll have to like It's a lot of hair to cut off That's not that much much. I don't know. I mean, I don't, whatever. Oh, shit, wait.

Oh, fuck. Is that real? Yeah. He's got a whole other. Is he like 25? He's got room for a whole other face up there, man. I don't even know if he's 25. That's me saying that. Oh, shit, dude, he's going to go bald. Yeah, he's going to lose his hair. Oh, he's gone. Like, dude, he's gone. If he's that bald by like the early 20s, yeah, he's done.

I feel bad. Don't get lucky, man. Some people got it got it early. A few of our friends, man. They just, unfortunately, just got it. It went early. Yeah. My homie Trevor, uh, fucking the best hair. Golden, like, just beautiful hair. Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music.

Podcasts. And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reese's. Actually, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's

Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit 4thepeople.com for an office near you. Hits 25, completely bald. I was like, Gris. That's crazy. Whiske had fucking banana curls, dude. Oh, interesting.

And by the time at about 25, gone. Done. It suits him better, though. Well, I think he looks good. He looks badass bald.

Some people just do not. Some people look like cancer patients. Some people look like... I don't think I have the head for a ball being bald. I think that's why I think that's why particularly... You look like a fucking ninja turtle. I can't. Like, I'm sad that I don't get to see it.

My neck isn't long and my shoulders are big. So it just look like a creature. I want to see it, dude. You see me with short hair before? I've seen it with it relatively short. Like, maybe a little bit more than what I have now. Okay. I've seen it at that.

You've known where my hair's all gone before. Yeah, that's why I accurately described you. Interesting. Let me get Lily to attack you with some clippers. Lily does like me get my hair gone, actually. And women don't. It pisses me off. Like, even Joe does right now.

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It's like not, it's kind of like, it's not Squidward exactly. Oh. I like that. We should teach an octopus how to, we should teach an octopus how to create betting apps.

I feel like you do that and it'll try to swim like your throat. Dude, it'll be like, I'd feel like I'd be able to figure it out somehow. These fucking vultures would teach sea creatures to make sure fish start betting. Yeah. They would totally do that.

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Sponrob has gambled before. I'm sure it's probably gambled his life. I just can't imagine that. I'm big in the casino. There's a video of SpongeBob where the video of SpongeBob where he's on, he's he's like in his shed right and he's polishing off a gun right and then like swear it was like what are you doing smudder

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Dude, it keeps popping up with my feet. Oh my God. Oh, my God, my God, but the bus. EA Sports in the Sand, shaming ops till their derains and drooling. I this is so stupid I thought his name I thought his name was

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Peep, beep, beep. Oh, this is a pretty good car. I didn't mind how to punch so hard. I get punched some cars all the time. I've been, I've been breaking men's sturums for fucking months and years. I punched the guy so hard he actually got born again. But not the Christian way. Like, he was back in his mom's vagina.

I came back out. It was really bad birth. Actually, the mom lost a life. I raped him. Jesus Christ. I raped my wife once. It was a really interesting thing. We had an interesting.

We had a conversation about it. Invite fuck dick signifier on the pod. A million billion beers. I would love the top. For sure. He does not belong on this show. It's too ridiculous. If he's in town,

I'm gonna message him. I would have to meet up with him and like have a drink because I think, I think he does have the same sense of humor we do. The thing is that. I don't think so fucking at all. No, no, no, no, no, no. I think I actually do, but I think he would not be on video with us talking about you like that.

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And I'm like, yeah, I understand. I don't want that. Uh, whatever. You do what you gotta do. Fuck dick signifier. It would be a beautiful cast and we'll, or maybe we'll fly to Atlanta, go check them out and see what's going on. I'm not going to Atlanta for any other than men's butt. I'm not going to her fucking.

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I really don't know anything about him. I earnestly don't know anything about him. He's very good. He's very good content creator. Yeah. I bet it's woke trash, honestly. I'm sure he, if he's aware of... I bet it's gay woke trash that only fucking, I don't know, cocks watch.

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like, oh, shit, my bad. I just, I thought what was on fucking Wikipedia or whatever, like that one podcast did, um, that, uh, that they try to be snark tank. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, and then they, so permases podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because like, a, whatever the fuck it said on, like, online or something. And when they white, weren't they more? They were all my favorite performative white women in a male. There's nothing that bothers me more than, no, that's not true. I really do not like performative white liberalism. That shit really fucking bothers me. Hey me that dead space helmet. Oh, what the fuck?

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I'm going to put it on the desk forever. You should put it on. It's impossible to read. And then have me bring in one of those creatures that come in shambling and kills you. That's cool. It's like, it's like I need a weapon. Bam, bam, bam. Everything should be wrong.

I need a weapon. Bam, bam. And then you play doom music. This motherfucker is just. Isn't that sick? That's sick as fuck. That's kind of cool. How much does it cost?

I don't know, this is free. Oh, Alana was getting rid of it. How long did it take it to fucking it? I did not. I have not yet. Yet. What is, what are you waiting for? What are you saying?

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She is cool. Oh, wait, she, she gets it to you? So she was like, she was getting rid of stuff because she's got like, she has so many fucking, she's got like, she's got like, Batman statues and all this crazy shit It's just like I'm out of space I have too many helmets Do you want this?

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Appreciate it. What are people, like, look, look, poor shitty people never get cool stuff like that.

It's always like, you know, like that. Yeah, yeah, I know. Although, like what, like, dude. I know. You know what? You know what? Let's all do an episode. We'll go to, uh, I was going to say Saints Row.

Skid Row, we're going to go to Skid Row. We'll do a podcast outside. Yeah. And we'll put that on some random guy while he's sleeping. And we'll keep hitting him in a head while he's sleeping. Yeah, this is our good deed for the day. It's a good deed for the day. Put a dead space helmet on a strange homeless person.

Yeah, abuse the homeless. Why not? He wakes up, not a gun. Not a gun. He wakes up in. He wakes up active. He knows what dead space is. He has a plasma cutter immediately.

He knows what Dead Space is from looking out from this. Yeah, looking out. Inside, he understands what's on his head. Immediately he starts stomping other homeless people. By the way, this is a, by the way, this is a phenomenally, like, not ergonomic helmet. Yeah. You can barely see out of this fucking thing. I don't know what the fuck Isaac's doing.

It's a terrible design. I think it's a display. He has some sort of display. I would imagine that it has to be. It must be. There must be a HUD or something. Yeah. I've seen enough.

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I thought about what was I going to do for that. You're calling me gay, and you're calling me gay. Here we blow for the hundred time. Lots of penis in every eye, I don't know. And every guy. And every guy. Blowing out of my fucking mind, filthy cock, no excuse. Find a new way to, uh,

way to break this dude. We're doing good. I love that song, actually. It's a good song. It's a really good song. It's a fun. It's a fun. It's like that, that song in particular was on when, when me and Jalen were driving across country, it was like every time that would come on. It was like re-energize.

It's a, what I really like about that song is a caffeine. It's a, it's a beat. It's a, it's a melody that I never, I would pass on it. If I, if someone ever brought that to me and they were playing the song, like the little riff and then and then that and then like the. the kind of the piano kind of Dun, Dun, like it's very,

I wouldn't know what to do with it. So like when people find out how to do stuff over shit like that, I'm always impressed. Then I'm like, oh, that's completely beyond like, you know,

when I can hear something and a song formulates immediately. That's like, there's certain people who are just brilliant at that shit. Like the fucking, like the gorillas are really good at that too. Yeah. Dude,

the guitar riff for fucking feel good ink is disgusting. It's ugly. It's like you hear that and you're like, that can't possibly be made into something good. Like it is fucking hideous I didn't even realize it until like there was There were a bunch of those memes going around Back in the day

Where like it was like you know X song without the bass Oh Or whatever Yeah yeah yeah yeah And so like it was like feel good without the base So like it's the prime That's that's the driver

The driver of the song So you just hear this like Disgusting guitar You're just like this was in this song I've never heard this in my life Do you know what guitar I'm talking about? Yeah of course Can you hum it

Do you remember the melody of it? It's disgusting It's your... I can't. I don't remember. I'm trying... Because I'm just thinking of the baseline over and over again. I know.

It's too overbearing. Like, I'm going to play it because it's so gross. I need the audience to understand. Big day. Feel gay. Dude, it's so... Come, come, come, come, come.

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It's hyper simple It's like this is like the most like It's simple but it's also Completely discordant And there's just no There's I don't know what that is Straight up

I just don't know what notes Those are Everything is wrong Is it wrong? I think is this a really Really like flat beat That's it There's nothing special

You can't tell me You hear that And you hear music No No it's not Yeah You know what I mean? It sounds like nothing.

It's like, this is like someone's playing notes. Yeah. It's it. It's just playing chords, but they're not doing nothing with it. It's definitely, yeah,

I did not imagine that it was gonna, because my brains almost can hear that it sounds, it can match, but not really. Yeah, you just don't hear that. It doesn't feel good when my brain's smashed it together.

It sounds like a bet. It sounds like, I bet you to make a song out of this and have it not sound shit. It's like, all right, I'll do my best. Yeah.

That's what, I'm gonna fail. The only way to do it is to make it. everything else so catchy that you don't even notice that that part's even in there. That's what a M&M's a lot of his most famous popular songs, I always felt like that's what it was like, oh, I bet you can't make a song to this. Because when you listen to the beats, like listen to like my name is or whatever, the slim shady song, I can't, if I heard that before M&M, I'm like, I don't know what to do with that shit or even like the

real slim shady. Bam, bum, bum, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, like when I hear that. That's similar from another song, but yeah, I know what you mean. But what I'm saying is, I can. It's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music. Podcasts. And welcome back to the show.

Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reese's. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice.

Yeah, that's really nice. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. If I heard those beats isolated and like do something with it, I'd be like, I got nothing.

Because I'm not talented enough to be like, let me take this and I'll turn it into some magic. Me, it's like straightforward melodies. Very simple chords, especially within, and minor chords, very easy for me to do. Yeah. But like, when you hear stuff like that where I'm like, I don't know what to fucking do with this. I want to wrap. What am I going to rap about? And then Eminem's like, I got this.

And I'm like, fuck, man. I can't do that. You take out your thing you rap about is what? piece of paper says dick you're like can I do it I don't think I can you got a big old suitcase

and the one piece of paper I put a I put a gun in my bum stick chewing gum on it into the whatever I can come my bum

whatever and I strum and I strum uh made a little bitch hum the craziest one is we made you you know that song

we made you yeah yeah that fucking beat what because even the way that he wraps over it because the beat is very the temple is very slow. He wraps a very off

key to that beat and it's still fucking hilarious. It's something again, it's just something that I never, if he gave me that beat I'd be like, I don't know what you do with it. It's, that's what makes what he's so impressive about like a lot of people don't realize that isolate those beats and like, and you,

a lot of people rap and they're inspired. His best stuff is with beats that are, that sound really weird. I think the thing is that he is truly truly a savant when it comes to freestalling. And I think that is just clear Like in every verse of the expression He's got the brain for it man He knows how to put words together

People have that It's like you said It's a talent like you said You can't teach that Yeah It's like I was watching Luca Just do those magic Those trick shots

Where he's just standing on the side Yeah Luca Donchid He's just standing on the side With his backpack on One of his teammates from like I think Sylvainio was like Hey if you make this

I'll do 50 pushups He's completely on the side Not even really in the court in bounds. He's like, boom, nothing but net. And it's just like, he's really good at shooting. You can't teach that. That is a hand-eye coordination that you can't teach. I wish they just put him in the gym and got him really healthy. He's good, man. You see him? He's really good, but he's not. No, no, he's slimmed. He lost a lot of weight. He's skinny Luca right now. He's a fucking. That's crazy. He's a demon right now. Read this one. Let me see. Let me see what it says. If Swin was an animatronic, he would be.

A niggatronic. And I like that it's And a niggatronic. But like it A niggatronic. That guess is how you would want to say animatronic, a niggatronic. That's really interesting.

You would be that though. That's not bad. I guess that's what you are, I guess. Department of Horror. Remember the jungle month picture of me? Dude, that shit's great. I love that picture. I really don't.

I think it's funny, but it's also like this is like. Cock cheese crumbs. I really think it should be merch. Drink me. my cock is overflowing with wee, we juice. Please drink some of me. Do you remember that, Kingston?

Remember those lyrics that you wrote? Yeah, about getting drink. Dranking? Do you know that? Oh, drink me, my cock is overflowing with wee juice. Is that from the, what you call it? That's Dick Vaney and the Puss administration.

Dick Vey and the Puss administration. We got to do another one of those. Some stupid bit that we did at the end of a video because I was like, ah, this video's not 10 minutes. What can we do? Dick Vaney. Dick Vaney and the Puss administration,

I think is honestly like a good. That's very good. stupid fucking name, but I like it a lot. It's like the presidents of the United States of America, you know that stupid band? Yeah, yeah. Like that long ass title. It's literally the presidents of the United States of America is their name. And so I think that should be your next project.

I think so, yeah. I think what if it better be Pistainey. That's a good one. That should be your project. And no, I'm not done. Well, I like the fact that it starts normal because his name is Dick. I think, yeah, you're right. You know what I mean?

That's what, that's what, that's why I thought. Piss is already, it already sets up the vibe. They already, they're already, like, they read pissing. Like, I don't want to be here. They read dick and they're like, maybe. Maybe. I'm here. Anyway, if you don't need pussy around the back, you're not hungry enough, Goon Devil, the Man Without Comes, Sween has TrueSide.

That's why he can still see his dad, transfam basketball team, the Harlot globe frauders. Most stable UE5 game is Sonic Racing Cross Worlds. I was want to say transformed. I think that was the last one. Yeah. Sonic Racing transformed. Notice is bulges. Ooh, what's this? Halo is about.

killing Muslims. She was husband. Smichie mistaking Dick Cheney for a deer. Truman. Calcestis is the goat. Miss Piggy running from a train running a train on Kermit with Hood and words. It's crazy. Oh, wow. They're fucking Kermit.

So Kermit's Miss Piggy's fucking Kermit with him? That makes me so sad. I guess so. That's crazy. He might be Kremit after that. He's Kremant. He's Kremit after that. Oh, my ass. I'm Kermit.

Ouch. It's me Kri. Ray Romano. It's me Kermit Ramano. Kermit Rameh. Kramer. Kramer. Kramer.

Hamster and a sock is now plus five after a sense of use. Reforming the battalion de San Patricio and Venezuela for the Latinas. Yush. Derek's Bruce Willis impression gets an 11 out of 10. Oh no.

Not me. Crazy. Oh, oh. Here's a picture of David Bowie, too. Oh, no. Not me. I never Gaped my hole

Your face To face With a man Who sucks soft-chodes I prefer I think face-to-face is too This similar you gotta go like face to something You know face the ass or something

Face to dick Yeah Dick You all ever piss green Instead of black like it usually is. He's pissing tar out of his name.

That's like that Will Saso vine from like, you know what that one? He's colorblind. Where he's like, hmm, the color man man, like,

uh, there's, he has a sketch where he's like, it was on Vine, it was six seconds. It was like a colorblind man peeing blood and he's like, hmm,

that's weird. My pee is a darker shade of gray than the normal shade of gray normally is, but like it's, it's so violent. The violent PSI of it is so good. I have not found that video yet.

Can you, Actually, can you search for that? It's here. I have not seen that movie since Vine probably. I've seen it like maybe a few years ago, like a ultimate Vine compilation. No, but that's what I mean. You have to find it like in a happenstance in like you can't search directly for it. Is it an archive a thing or no?

No. Well, kind. It was for a while, but not all of it. I remember that one wasn't there. And it was just like, why, why isn't that one there? God, damn it. People have gotten pretty good at, at doing, uh, archiving them on YouTube now. I bet I can find it.

If you can, I hope so. You all are, okay, I read that already. Craig the Canadian, Killer Queen has already touched the penis. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Gumshot caming. Or game shot coming, is what is it? Change your name, Chris. Pissing red is a bad thing. That's like, it's really

bad if you're pissing red. Yeah, it's bad. Pissing red is like really bad. Shitting bad, shitting red is not too bad because it means there's probably like a tear in your asshole or your colon. If you're shitting like dark black, that's when you're like, oh. What have you shit green?

See, that's a... You're like a toddler. Ew. Minstrel blackface in the big 2025, you know, Quasimodo predicted all this, uh, eight tones. It's so much. The forcefulness of it, dude.

It's got to pitch the back of the seat first. It's already hitting the seat. The casual, his casual tone, the violent piss. It's clearly unhealthy. It's, uh, it's a, really unhealthy. That's some good comedy, Ben. Yeah. I had some fire ones, dude.

Well, it was great about Vine. We've been over this before, but like, what's great about Vine in comparison to TikTok is that, like, you knew the investment. Was it only going to be six seconds? Yeah. So you just knew that, like, whatever it was going to be, it was either going to be worth your time or if it wasn't, it wasn't that big of a deal. Yeah.

Whereas, like, TikTok is like, you started and it could be anywhere from like five seconds to a minute. And you only know if the scroll thing is up. But even the scroll thing is doesn't show up on kind of long ones. Yeah, sometimes it doesn't show up on like. 25 seconds. Yeah, yeah, that awkward. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For me, what happens is I love when Devon, they change their meaning, like, where it's like, oh, it starts off being like, oh, this is about a player. Then he says he's the fucking goat. And it's like a fucking song. I don't know any of that. Yeah, I think you're making that up. It's really garbage. Would you rather go, would you rather go to Disney World with a beetle with a Beatles or watch Lily cheat on you with a handful of King Dads? Oh, it's different.

It is different. Which one, sir? Too late. Went to the stupid dumb... You chose the Beatles? Yeah, he chose the Beatles. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's.

It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. That had everything.

Rees, suspense. Reese's I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod Say hi Dan Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I guess that it would be the right answer probably. Went to the stupid dumb gay idiot convention and everyone there knew you. Drip MH. Lord of All Drip, Maldaney, I like the Cheney dead 2025 is really saving their best for last. All ice agents fumbled the Latina in their past. Obi Won't you'll Chlammy. Kremlin to Gremlin.

You're one and only furry fan. I think there's more. Chris is in the top five Wiggers of All Time. The 12 Gays of Christmas. Lustful Chris be like. if I sign this contract, I get to fuck Cammy, but Sween gets molested by Akuma, where's the downside? I would easily do that, by the way. You can handle it.

You're trash. You'll be fine, dude. I'm going to undercut you when I get a chance. You would deny me that? Yes. What? I don't want to get fucked. You wouldn't let you, if you, are you serious?

Yes. Really? Yes. That's crazy. I would never. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? That's insane, dude. That is insane.

Imagine me like, you have to suffer me to get pussy. I'd be like, I would never do that to you. You don't know if it's suffering. You don't know if it's suffering yet. You don't know. You might like it. He's on fire. Not all the time, right?

He can just make him be. There's no reason why he couldn't just do it. What if he's gentle and you like it? I don't think I'd like getting fucked by a fucking, I don't know, probably almost a hundred year old fucking rage demon? You don't know. about what? You don't know. You don't know if you wouldn't like it.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it. You're telling me that if I had the opportunity to fuck him but you had to be molested by Akumi, you wouldn't do it. Yes. That's so crazy. I would do that for you. Okay.

If, okay, I get to fuck Carlack. You have to fuck a hunter. How about that? All right. You're a dumb bitch. I love my friends. But you're a dumb bitch.

I care about my friends. I would not put anyone through that. Oh, this is not fair of me to ask. I care about my friends. Unlike some people, I guess. I guess not. I guess you're a better friend than I am. Yeah, clearly.

Because I'm not getting fucked or you can fuck Hamby. Sorry. Sorry, brother. So fucking, I bet my enemies would do it. I'd fight him more than I'd let him fuck me. What? Well,

it's going to be the same thing. Let's be real. He's probably going to fuck me after he fights me. At least I like that know that he fucked me, knocked me out, and then I wake up and I'm like, oh, I was fucked. Yeah, you'll wake up.

He comes there to fuck me. Yeah, whatever. I don't know. Wage Slate 583. Crazy. What do you stand, Derek? What do you stand? I'm staying out of this, man.

I like this. This is... I've heard of it. This is... This is between two homies that go back for a long time. I can't intervene on this one. That's fair. Would you let one of your homies fuck a dream girl, but you got to get...

You got to get tossed by Albert Wester. You have to understand. You got to get tossed by Alba Wester. This isn't a... He's going to be fucking you and teleporting, knocking you across the room fucking you. Wesker's crazy. That's like, that's crazy. That's not crazy.

It's not crazy. Kuma! Oh! I feel like Acuma would like, you know, I feel like You Kuma punched the island away. What are you talking about? I feel like you just. I feel like Wesker is crazy than Akuma some out.

I feel like he's crazier but not more dangerous. Because I feel like Akuma doesn't want, like, I feel like Wesker actually would want to fuck you. And then Akuma's like, I don't want to do that, but it was an agreement or something. It'll be over quick. So he'll just raging demon your ass real quick. Wester. What's your asshole raging demon? And then you're asking.

And then you're. asshole come flying out of the ass. Out of all of the years of street fight, you never even can thought about that. No, I've never thought about rape demon. You've literally never thought about the raping demon. You've never thought about that. Are you serious? I'm talking street fighter alpha two son.

Let's. Street fighter alpha two S&E.S. Switch the game with me. We're going to, we're going to. We're going to. We're going to. Wage Slate 583. Three boys, one, Uhoo.

Papini Bros. Presents Crash Course Cybertron History. rises to the Decepticons. And then like there's a bunch of holes in your ass. Like there's the, you know, Ching, and it shows us. Come flying out of your ass. Don, Dawkinson, homeless,

Chris, Christopher Rapacerc. M.T.M.H. N-W is the Elder Scrolls N-word. P.P. We are the F-Lers, my friend. And I'll stick my penis in your end. Oh, we are the champions. See, we can't do Queen, man.

It's too. It's too on the nose. Yeah. Elypses. We could be straight queen. How would we do that? King? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be so uncool.

It would just be like, strict. We like music. We really enjoy baseball. We go outside. We love pussy, my bros. And we don't like people who we consider homo. That would, first of all, we, first of all, wait, right.

Stop. End that real quick. Go ahead, go ahead. That is a terrible lyric. Gay people are losers because we like vagina. Only girls. You're selling me. You're fucking signing.

Why do I have this in my fucking bag? That shit's going to be so lame. But you're like, gay people are losers because we like vagina. We love girls. How the fuck did you sell that? That is absolute... Garbage. It's not even really homophobia.

It's not nice. That's the way to describe it. It is homophobic because we are not homophobic and we're saying it. That's the only... He just disagreed. John Strickland. Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music.

Podcasts. And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses.

Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner. at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. John Strickland, does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

Jesus Christ. Are you all right? He either got broken up with. an new astrology book or he's dumb or okay I'm going to peg Jason Todd John Strickland bought the Chris you two's figure now I just need a mason jar and some zinc

the first church of key David instead of agave I read a gape Nice A gave call that spreading misinformation Snapping turtle What What It's such a mean-spirited writing

A snapping turtle biting a baby's head off that's just mean that's like that's like 2002 edgy you know what I mean Jesus Christ I hope you die I hope you get shot

Obama's evil ass lair yeah he's got one he's got one yeah he's got a I'm like Obama's layer within a mile radius of it children explode like if you bring a kid to there because you know in D&D

there's like area effects like when there's a drampire somewhere I don't know that you said you know but I don't know that in D&D When the vampires nearby, the magic of the vampire changes the area. Who's that? Huh?

So, like, if you bring, like, animals within a mile of a vampire after a certain amount of time, they go crazy and they become more violent. For Barack Obama, Beau, auto-crites you. No matter where you are, you can't avoid most crits. That's crazy. And- You wouldn't gargles scorers for food? Did you just sween out right now? I'm sorry?

I almost said something wild. I always said something really crazy. I was trying to pull it out of you, but you didn't. I'm not going to be that guy anymore. I figured that would work. Pre-Ros, Blake 8-96. I got Lachro doing graveyard chips at the Dix-Second factory. All I got was Lachers previously you mentioned.

Slorkin, snorking, cadorkin, babelabba, the loop, de scoop, whoop. Ha-ha, fuck you, Chris. Literally just... That is crazy. Literally just trying to fuck with me. Mean-spirited, bro. I also got fooled as...

What? I also got fooled as kid. Thinking kangaroo, oh, as a kid, thinking kangaroo Jack was a children's movie, yeah. That's Goopie, the grave mind. Kanga Jew Jack? Canga Ju Jack. Come on. It's just kangaroo Jack with a fucking Yamako, right?

Yeah. The Yamakian, he has the fake curl. Not the fake girl. He has the fucking curls. He's got real curls. His ears are curled. His ears are curled that way. And he's picking up change.

All right, bro. Wow. All right. I haven't made a joke like that in a long time. Okay. Okay. Fuentes. Yeah, yeah, right.

Fuentes. Fuentes? Fuentes. People say that. People say Fuentes. People say Fuentes. Puanes. Fuentes.

And they'll get the, you. I feel like he pronounced it like that because he doesn't want to be Hispanic. My name is fointes. They'll pronounce the you really hard to like fuwen. Yeah. Fuente. It's like Fuentes.

Nick Fuentes. Nick Fuentes. Nick Fuentes. Fentes. But though Fuentes. And I'm like, what the fuck are you? Where did you learn English? Like,

no one talks like. that. I don't know why that happens. I do not do English good. Fulwinter's. I speak English like I'm out. What are you doing? That's Guppy. I'm not sure which one that was. The grave mind speaking through RFK, Dr. Phil told me I should quote, get a grip, end quote, before shooting me in the cock live on stage. Young Colin loading himself into a cannon and firing himself into Derek. Jesus Christ. I love the idea of this young Colin because he seems like immortal one. And the men is. He finally was immortal. He was like, I was going to make everybody suffer because I'm immortal. We should get like a calling death simulator.

What are you saying? Well, you know, like all those goat simulator and shit, but it's just calling. We should make a bunch of dangerous stunts. He's been getting on those right wing grifter's nerves lately. Yeah, he's been attacking. Because that smash JT can't stop. Oh, can't stop. Stop grifting.

He can't stop harping about Gosea. They're baiting. There he's baiting them. And it's working every time, literally. They need, like, it's so slow right now. Like, in the woke sphere or whatever the anti? For them, they got, they got some energy, but it's not useful energy. I guess, like, gaming-wise, though.

Like, what else do they have the complaint about other than ghosts? There's nothing. Not much. Speaking of the woke stuff. It's dry. Freaking what you call it? The Witcher, dude. I'm like, man, I kind of really want to see what the fuck's happened.

What are you talking about? Why did you mention that? Because I've been thinking of the new show. The show came out again, the new season of the show. It's dreadful. That's not good? It's dreadful. It's arguably wasn't that good before, to be honest.

It was never great. It was okay. But it was at least cool because Henry Cavill was cool as Gero. Right. It was like serviceably good, I would say. Now it's just dog shit. That's crazy. But there's one cool part.

They added one cool character. It's literally a Star Wars alien shows up and he's like, oh. No, quite literally. It's a me, bupoo. Oh my God. It's a hug. And I start swallowing my arms. to start patting my belly from the inside.

Oh, there we go. It's me, girl. Oh, yeah, perfect. There you should have... I'll just use Isaac Clark's head as my mic stand. I mean... He's in there. He's in there still.

He's there tripping. Yeah. Think about his wife. Who isn't real? Fuck, fine. I'll watch the Sopranos. We spoil the show. Oh.

Well, if he's smart, he'll skip ahead. I ain't put no timestamps. If he's smart, he'll know we were talking about it and watch all of it. of it. Look, when I start, because I start talking, I say I just finished it and he should be like, oh shit. And this keeps skipping until, you know, you know, like, I've done this before. For some reason the subtitles come on. He's skipping 30 minutes. We talked about it for a good minute and, and, uh, whatever. He might spoil. Fuck you. The show's too old. I don't care. Fair. Gapris Hill. Talked super long, Nikki Ziggie. Uh, cutting swine when I need more cane sauce. Penis prime using the AllSpark to do Watergate. Nice. Gothmami spit in my mouth And my life is yours Standing in the showers Everybody stab my heart out

Whoa Okay last thing Shout out to the kings That find giant goth mobbies Like tall goth mammies It's like good for you man Yeah Six foot four Gothelman

That's too tall That's crazy How high as I can go is maybe six Six four For me I want a seven foot eight woman But like you know That's just not possible Yeah good luck

life, you know. Yeah. Briefly dated a six foot one woman when I was in Arizona. It was interesting. Yeah, never dated a tall woman in my life, man. She was like that all the time. Unfortunate. I was like, whoa.

But I actually got into a little bit of beef because she was a, you fistfather or you want? She was a bleeding heart liberal. And she was kind of, we're just talking about gun and violence and stuff and statistics and shit like that. We're talking about certain things. And she was just kind of like intolerant to even being reasonable by having a discussion. She was like, there should just be gone.

I'm like, yeah, but that's not realistic. Like, can we, like, I was like, we talk like real. You're not going to just ban guns in America. You should, but yeah, I get it. Yeah, but like, of course. You can't do it. You can't do it. So I'm like, let's just talk real.

And she wouldn't, she fucking was like, uh, that was mostly. That's me and Lily sometimes where you have, we have different opinions because she's very much so a, a liberal person. Yeah. And I'm just not. She wants you dead too. I'm just not anymore. I'm not a liberal.

You're just hard, right. No. Yeah. Hard. Hard. there bro. I'm actually Bencham, I'm actually in a quintess. Everybody thinks that it's him. He peels

off the thing and it's just me. And I'm like, ha ha, and I zip it back up to get my views. We should destroy Flintes by having a podcast with him and we will grill him on being gay and respecting us. And then all of his flock will hate us. We'll hate him. We like, oh, you're cool with this fucking fake

white and then these you know, obviously. And then he'll be like, Yeah, no, it's okay. Actually, no, because they didn't abandon him after he fucking sucks off Kanye. Never mind. Yeah. He's a fake white also.

Yeah. He hung out. Totally. He hung out. He hung out what, Nick Fuentes. Multiple times. Oh, Kanye? Yeah.

Kanye started consulting him, which is the universe. That universe that we're living right now. I was talking to yay, right? And this is like, dude, firebomb. You can't convince me that this is not some simulated bullshit. like and what real type of existence should this ever happen? This is definitely a, this is definitely a dark timeline,

but it's like gay somehow, you know, like somehow gay, it's like, all right, let's bring it home. Yeah. Hey,

look, it's a little gay meme, fuck me in my ass, sorry, Miss Jackson, who's New York Nick, a theory needs help lowering yourself in a halo three, Progerian Hunter,

Naferam, and rounding out our list as always. Woo! The King of Happassor. Thank you all for stopping by. Thank you all for listening and sporting and right and right and, Write in comments and sharing and liking and leaving reviews on podcast services.

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