The Snark Tank - #372: They Can't Keep Getting Away With It!

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

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Like why even, I mean, I know it's, the Hulk could just, he doesn't have to do anything. If he just does that and he'll fuck everyone up, he doesn't have to move. Yeah. A lot of those people are overpowered. A lot of them? Anyway. You sure? The ones that aren't overpower are insane still.

Shut up. Walk away, everybody. Hey! Hey, everybody, hey, hey, welcome to the Star Tank podcast. It's me, Chris, it's him, Derek. It's him, Sweeney. Look at him. Look at him.

I'm sucking on that fucking water like it's a penis and he's gay. What a freak. Welcome to the show. What are gay people who are sucking on water like they need to drink it? I don't know, shut up, I don't care. That's crazy. That's crazy. I'm in a mood today.

I'm in a mood today. Are you? What are you on right now? I'm on like, I woke up. I was at the dentist. It's not a good start to the day. It's never fun to go to the dentist, you know? It was actually a pretty decent, like, you know, appointment.

But it's still like, it's a maintenance thing. I got to go do this. I got to go, I got to get a cavity refilled in because a filling of mine broke, apparently, and I just didn't know about it. Stop eating candy, nigger. No, it's literally a filling. I don't care. It's not a new cavity. I don't care what.

I'm going to keep eating candy. I'm going to go get a food roll up right now. Whatever logic you're trying to talk, I'm not uninterested. That's crazy. Why are you guys just logged out a conversation? Like, you're both just not allowing conversation. Shut up. Don't talk to me. Welcome to the show. We got a lot. We got a lot to talk about today. Not really. We have, what is it? What happened? GGA 6 is gone. It's never coming out. Delayed again. Take 2 was like, we don't want this game. We don't care. Turns out, actually, we kind of low-key, we don't care. So like we're going to stop. We made it 98% of the way through development. It is done. You can't play it. No one will ever see it.

I like the idea that it was take two and not like rock star. Like, you know, the developers were like, oh, we don't want to work on this. No, it was actually just the parent company. They're like, yeah, yeah. It's really good, actually, but we're just kind of over it. We're kind of done with this vibe, you know? That would be so. How pissed would you be if you worked on that for five?

For how long? It's been six years, basically. More or less, you think your pre-production started around 2018 after Red Dead. So, like, maybe seven years even. You're working this long and then they cancel it. You can't use any of the work that you've done on a resume because it's been written off. So, like, if you went to go work somebody else, they'd be like, you haven't worked in seven years. Like, I did.

Isn't that crazy that that's allowed, by the way? That actually does happen? Like, people will work for years on something and then it'll get canceled and then they'll be like, you can't use this for your own reference material because it's ours. Yeah. That happens. That's horrifying. I love rich people. You throw acid in their face.

Yeah. I mean, that's the only solution At that point Or you grab a softball That was dipped in kerosene What? And then you set your hand on fire Using a softball to give your hand more structure

Have you done this before? I don't worry about me I'm specifically worried about you I'm going to worry about you I'm concerned in fact What I do is I get my terminals I step on kerosene and I kick you With my flaming kick

That's more I feel like that's more risky to you It is but they get burned from getting kicked I just get burned. Yeah, you're, you lose. You're a loser. He gets kicked and burned. I get burned.

That's the math on that checks out, but it's so stupid. Like, if I stomp on him, I'm getting burned, but he's getting burned and stomped on. He's taking bludgeoning and fire damage. I'm taking fire damage. Probably more fire damage than he took. Yeah. Almost to the point where it would probably be equivalent ultimately. No, no, I take more damage likely.

I take more damage, actually. Yeah, so it would be worse for you. is what I'm saying. But I'm doing double types of damage, bro. You know, is like, do you want more fire damage? Did you see how he, by the way, completely switched his argument? I'm taking more damage, but he's getting two kinds of damage. Whatever, man.

That's what makes it cool. Anyway, GTA6 is delayed. Would you rather a character that does bludgeoning damage, but he does more bludgeoning damage? Or does he do bludgeoning and fire damage when a cool visual effect of fire. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.

It's over. I got him. That question feels rhetorical, don't it? It doesn't it? Are you sure? He's telling you how it feels. Like when somebody hits you, like, you're fine. I'm like, are you sure?

I'm already. So what is it, November? Yeah. November is coming out now? It was originally like, what, spring, March or something? May. It was May. Oh, May, right.

May 26th, when they released that last trailer. Oh, right. Yeah. But now it's 2050. Now it's, yeah. I would, you know, here's the thing. I wouldn't be, since I don't have a PSS. I don't have a new console.

I'm not that upset because it gives me more time to hopefully around that time the consoles, the companies will have enough sense to mark down their fucking consoles. Oh yeah, yeah. You know how that's happening, right? How prices are going down? Look at the Supreme Court. I'll sell you mine. I don't know.

You're a dirty niggins you fucking. You, you, you, like. He traded in a broken Wii U to GameStop. Mine isn't broken. this one isn't broken Look at how he laughed there He's hiding Because I'm remembering my more insidious eye

My more insidious eye Why would you show my PS5? I don't use it Well I What do you mean you know use it? I thought What do you use to play on your I'm my PC?

I know you have my switch Oh switch So when you're playing like Fortnite You use a That's the only time I use it But I usually play Fortnite Because of Lillian That's it

Right so isn't she gonna be mad I don't go fuck Well actually yeah She can fucking buy another one Then she makes that $2 million A hour She's filthy rich. She's not filthy rich.

She may, she, yeah. You guys are paying no fucking rent and she makes like a lot of fucking money. She's like truly a middle class person like actually. Like not like not this like arguable middle class or like she's upper middle class. She's definitely together up a middle class for sure for like I think you're paying $400 in rent inherently. That makes you you, you're already like you know what I mean? Like it doesn't even matter how poor you are. You're paying $4 and rate your upper class figures.

She makes 17 figures. every week. She's so loaded. It's because that app she sold. How many years ago? What was it called? DoorDash. Right.

I forgot Lily Vajor-Dash. So she was fucking she was fucking she was giving Cuomo money. Yeah, yeah. That's what I heard. Yeah. She's kind of a bastard.

Yeah. That'd be insane. But, uh, I wish she was that rich. She wouldn't be with me though. There's no reason. I don't offer anything for her to be that rich. I wouldn't think why is she with you now.

I mean, she makes good fucking money. I think it's love. I think it doesn't want It has to be love. It has to be love. Yeah. That's weird. I've never heard of that before. I've never felt that before in my life.

I can tell you look like it. But I want to start talking to you guys like we're in like Jubilee debates. I'm just trying to prove you guys wrong. Oh yeah, you would say that. Yes, interesting. Have you thought about stopping? Didn't we have an extra jubilee extra ammo essentially? Well, it was it Jubilee, but we had like a debate.

Oh, yeah. A stupid debate. racism versus sexism? I would love I would love to have a Jubilee debate with a bunch of what I don't know. Yeah,

that's what a Jubilee debate is. No, no, no, like, I would like to have, I don't like have a debate the way that they're supposed to be.

I don't even want them to know why they're there. Like, I wanted to just be completely random. So you just show up and there's a random topic that's chosen. You got to argue this type

way people that look scary. About like it's just like three of them are straight-up clansmen. What do you mean? Like in the, in the garb? Yeah. They're wearing the...

They're in the roads. They're in the garb. One guy is holding a burning cross, but he has a glove on so it doesn't burn him. So it doesn't burn him. Yeah. Amazing frame. It's nice and contained. It's nice and contained.

I like that. The entire time, you guys are there for two fucking hours. And I'm like, bro, is that hot? Extremely. Yeah. I'm going to be married with kids by the time fucking GTA 6 comes out. I feel like at this point. I feel like it's going to get delayed again.

Yeah. After this probably. What do you think? Why it's getting delayed? What do you think? You know what I think it is? Honestly, I think,

I think the main actor may, I think something might have come out about the main actor. No. Yeah, I think maybe like he, like there's like, I don't know, pictures of him like stomping a kid down a drain or something.

And then it came out internally and then they're like, fuck, we got to recast the entire game that we just made. That would take so much. longer than the time plane is to like Well they're gonna try and you know They're working overtime Isn't a main actor a bitch?

No there's two There's a dude and a bitch Like a Bonnie and Clyde situation Yeah Yeah I think Yeah I think so You care less now You care less now

I'm gonna be a squirting mod day one That's That's gonna be a Yeah I can't wait to see those fucking Those memes of like You know with oh fix the The game here when it's made for when it's made for gamers versus when it's made for

activism. That chick's going to have like fucking triple Gs and shit. She's going to look like a Korean like a K-pop demon hunter render that's like not even remotely real. That's not even like even appealing. Yeah. You saw the the ghost of Yote one? Dude, it's so embarrassing. This is the same thing with Ella Pernell and fucking Fall Out. They did the same thing with her too. I'm like, what?

They did do that. They did do that. They just like they were like, oh, they, I fixed it. And it's just they made her like a generic like anime girl, but like textured like she was real. It was weird. I don't know. People are fucking gooners and everybody's broken. They can't think of anything else but like jacking off. Yeah. Because why do you need

when you're playing this fucking like ninja ass fucking feudal Japan or whatever time in Ghost of Yote and you're just like wanting to slice people up? Yeah, I want to have a snail trail and I want to fucking her lactating and running around with giant tities. Like at the very least, okay you probably have two monitors

you're playing on your PC or whatever or maybe you're not because it's a, I think it's still on, it's exclusive the PlayStation. It'll be exclusive to the console. You have your fucking laptop or you have your phone. It's docked. Your porn is playing the entire time and you're playing. Why is that not a solution?

Chris, Chris, imagine playing trials of Osiris while porn's open. What do you mean imagine? That's crazy. That is crazy. If you're playing trials while watching porn, you're a few should probably. The word you're looking for is remember when.

That is honestly. So it's, I've never, I will say, Look, I've been some pretty dark holes. You know what I mean? Where I'm like, oh, man, this whole day is ruined. But I can't imagine. I can't even imagine playing a video, like a competitive video game while I have porn on another monitor.

I've really wasted like a lot, especially when I was like a teenager, like late teens, early 20s. I've definitely wasted too much time watching porn. But like never like while I was doing. Definitely still. Okay. Yeah. Well, I mean, I mean, I was pretending. But definitely not like while I'm doing something else.

That's how you know, like you got a multitask board. That's crazy. But those, that's what those kids. If you're watching Portwall around people having a conversation, you're a demon and you're fully invested in the conversation. Have you seen that? You've done this on the show. No, I've glanced by.

I have not watched intently watch porn. I have not. You scrolling through it. I've scrolled. I think you liked it and you bookmarked. And I went and I kept going. I wasn't like, I wasn't invested in the conversation. though. I was sort of locked out.

I was sort of locked out. I was doing one or the other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was in one or the other. I can probably though. Like if I really wanted to lock in, I probably could. Whatever, man. So much. There's an old Asian guy. Do you see that footage recently? No. Where it's like, they're like at a dinner or something. And then across, you see him, his phone. And like, it's like close enough to where the people on his table can't see. And there's just a chick just bouncing, like riding on some shit. And he's like an old enough,

I'm like, bro, you're at dinner with, like, family. You can't even wait. It's a crazy-ass video. That's getting old, bro. That's getting old. That's honestly, I respect it. Like, that, you're, for you to still have that drive at that age, it must be crazy. Being an ancient gooner is probably interesting.

It would be like an elder gooner. An elder goon and elder goon. Damn, I got to write that down. Elder Gooner is insane. Elder Gooner, write that. That's a candidate for the, for the title. That's not. Fucking guinea trick

It's fucking wild Like that's like you have like What is a sign of being old That's like falling apart A goon cave What would a goon cave Circa 1960 1960

1960 look like Probably like velvet furniture Yeah real velvety Like really velvet But probably also plastic wrapping Maybe I was thinking like velvet Almost with like the like Victorian kind of You know what I mean like this old

Um Victorian aesthetic in a gould cave is wild and you have like I don't know typewriters you're gonna fuck up the shit immediately you're gonna have all this nice furniture with velvet all over it they would put plastic on it but like I'm trying to think of like decor yeah yeah there was a lot of hand-me-down stuff right like I remember like my grandparents had like furniture that looked Victorian to me like I don't know if it was like actually but like you know what I mean it had that five it had like

it had like the it was like they had like a bench hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell host of smart talks with IBM I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff, building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide deals and earn four times of points. Look for in-store tags to earn on eligible items from Celsius, body armor,

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That's what I'm talking about. That's like, why did they have? That shit looked dumb. Remember the thing you're talking about? It was creepy. It was dumb. This looks stupid. And all the couches had the fucking stupid four four buttons on each couch like fucking seat.

The buttons were crazy. The buttons were crazy. The fuck was that even four? There's no good answer to it really. Why would it be four or five sometimes? What was the difference? I'm convinced that because that was made in a time where like slaves were making all of that stuff. Right.

They just were like, let's make it needlessly complicated to make it just harder for the slaves. And now we have, now because everything's like a factory, now our furniture is mega simple because there's nobody to like exploit with tedious work. Right. You know what I mean? It's like, it's not even worth asking for more detail because no one's going to suffer. Let's make a flat cube and say that's a table. Until robots start saying, ow, then it's like, yay, okay, give it sparkles internally. That's crazy.

Fucking programming robots to fill pain. I think it's cool. I think that's so evil. Like, that's like, that's up there with like slavery. I think actually. Oh yeah? I was watching, you guys ever watched

the maze runner? You ever heard of that shit? I heard of it. Lily, Lily love that shit. I, uh, so Jojo,

she claimed she watched it and then she like didn't remember fucking anything because I was asking her questions about it. Because she had it on while I was cooking my dinner. And then I was like, what the fuck is this? This is, you know,

because I don't, I'm fine with most dystopias as long as they, or tropey makes, you know, this one was like, they're torturing people for a cure or something. It makes no sense. I don't know anything about it.

It's just, oh, some company called the Wiggett. It's the end of the world. That's not Wigga? Wicked is the company. Oh. No, wicked. It's literally, it's fucking like umbrella, essentially. Okay.

This guy that wrote this shit just ripped off the Hunger Games. He ripped off, he ripped off every trope. He's like, oh, what if I put zombies in the Hunger Games and kind of the Matrix? Kind of the Matrix. He just kind of did all this shit. And it worked because I guess they made up books and movies and all this shit. I'm like, that's crazy. There's like three movies at least.

It feels like you can, anything would work then. Because it's, it's fucking, it doesn't make any sense. Now, to be fair, I only know about the first and second movie a little bit. But it was one of those things where they're like, how are they justifying, torturing these kids going through a maids? And so where they're claiming they're trying to run test on them to find a cure. And I'm like, how is making super elaborate mazes that must cause every resource in the apocalypse because the solar flare destroyed most of humanity and now there's like a virus? It makes no fucking sense at all. I'm like trying to be respectful and watch it.

And like at a certain point. Was Jojo enjoying it? Well, I think she enjoyed it the same way she enjoyed like, uh, Twilight. You know, like, it's not, you don't take it that seriously. I got, I can't front. I really like watching the Twilight movies. I know they're not good films, but they're really funny to watch. Well, I mean, if you're watching it in that context of like, oh, this is just wacky fun,

I don't like, I don't mind. I would argue in some ways that makes it a good film. Yeah. Makes an enjoyable film, for sure. People say that, people say that, like, about, like, so bad it's good movies. Yeah. And I'm like, I get what you're saying, but, like, that kind of, kind of does make it a good movie. It makes it good.

That makes it an enjoyable movie. Yeah. I get, yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's fair. That is fair. But, yeah, I know what you mean. If it's unintentionally, like, what was it, the, what is it, the room?

Right, yeah. One of those that's unintentionally fucking great. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. Yeah, the room. The first time I saw that movie I was hanging out with Joe And we watched that movie

It was me, him And I think like two other friends And I was just like What I said more than once What's going on out loud I was like what is happening It's very weird I did not

I did not Oh hi Mark It is a bummer And the background too That's a great It's like Like Mantirian candidate Like it just got switched on

To something else Oh hi Oh hi Mark And then the fucking ridiculous the sex scene. I was like, what the fuck is,

what is... That movie's weird. Like, I, it is a bummer because like, it did get to a point where everybody knew about it. Yeah.

And it was kind of like a, a fun thing for a little bit and then it just kind of got, and then he became like too self-aware. Oh, yeah. And he tried to make movies that were purposefully bad. Like,

he had one where like a shark was on the street or something. That's the worst thing when people tried on my, bro, no, that was lightning in a bottle. You can't replicate that. Yeah, you can't do that. He had a movie,

he had a short film called The House That Drips Blood on Alex Is Real And I remember I loved the title That's a fire title It's such a stupid movie title But like I remember watching him being like He knows

And it made it so much less fun As soon as I started seeing him At every convention Yeah Like I was like all right it's over I mean look respectfully get your bag He's clearly Dracula He's clearly Dracula

Look get your bag I'm not begrudging him for doing it Because like ultimately like dude The most success I'll ever have Milk it Fuck it. Who cares? Try. Absolutely. They should not hurting anyway.

But it does make, it does like from like a genuine enjoyer of that first movie. It does, it does make whatever you make afterwards seem a little bit forced and tried art. Did you guys see the movie that was based off of making it? The disaster artist? Yeah, yeah. Did you see it? I didn't see it. I like it. I feel like I must have seen it, but I don't remember anything about it. That's definitely a movie I absolutely made an attempt to see. But I remember nothing about it.

That was a while ago. It was like a little. There's like 2018, I think. Yeah, I can't even pinpoint it. That was pre-joker, I think. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

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No, you know what it is? I remember. I remember time based on spatial awareness. So, you know, like, I don't know exactly what year Joker came out in or like what year that movie came out in. But I remember what apartment I was in. Yeah, I remember. And because of that, I remember what other movies were out at the time.

And, you know what I mean? So it's like, oh, that's a Joker era. Kind of. Oh man, Joker is such a good movie. And the second one was, it made me feel uncomfortable. The second one was... The second one had moments like...

Spoilers for Joker, too. Joker gets raped. It had as visceral moments as the first ones actually to me, genuinely. Yeah, I mean... Because that moment, he was such a high horse, and then they drag him,

they beat him up, they bring him to a bathroom, which is crazy. I used to clean him up afterwards. They rape him. It is crazy. And all the song and dance is out of the movie. It's like, well...

It is actually like a crazy. It is so... It is crazy that somebody made that on purpose. Yeah. And that people were like, I guess we're putting this out. You know? I still hold the feeling that in, you know, 10 years or whatever, people are going to be like, this is brilliant because this guy...

What's his name of the director? Todd Phillips. Yeah, whatever the... Is that right? I think... I think literally. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, that fucking guy.

It just doesn't, it didn't like, I thought I was going to be like, oh yeah, but I was like, that doesn't do anything for me. I think he was just like, you're not, I think he, didn't you want to just, don't you feel like you just want to tank it on purpose? Yeah. No, no, I think, I think he was like, you guys clearly didn't see what the fuck I was making. So I'm going to make this and make you mad. I think that's exactly what happened. That's exactly what I did. He was like the people that like Joker for the wrong reasons have fun. Well, sure. aiding this for the right reasons. The thing that makes me question that, though, whether or not it'll age well is like whether or not in the future people will even have the context of, you know what I mean, of the time? Like, if you didn't grow up around the time, you'd probably just watch the movie be like, what the fuck is, what are they doing?

You know what I mean? Because it'd be completely divorced from like the internet conversation. I think that whole movie is the joke. I know what you mean. Like, I think that whole movie is the, like, the joke he's telling. Like, the second movie is the joke he's telling in the, at the end of the first movie where it's like, hey, you wouldn't get it. I was raped at a matter. I think that's the joke. Actually, and I think it's like, this is a fucking, even I wouldn't tell this joke.

Listen, man, it's, it's a, it's a movie. It's a movie. There's parts of it that I like, that are genuinely very visceral, and I think that gets put across very well. I think it's directed well. I just think that it's like. I just hate that it's not a musical. It's musical elements, but it's not a musical. Because I was kind of looking forward to you.

I thought like, oh, okay. Yeah, and it's, they were bad. The songs were bad. The songs are all bad. They were poorly performed. And they were barely in it. There's no way this was an accidental, like, no, this had to have been calculated. Absolutely.

I feel like there was a, you know, this is just me speculating. The moment when the, when the midget guy was testifying, it was, to me, it was like, this movie could have been good. It was like one of those things because that's such a, that's such a, that's such a, Good scene. It is a great scene. Yeah. And then the movie just... That scene was fucking hilarious.

It's like watching... It's like watching a really cool baby shit all over itself. A really cool baby. Yeah. Like you ever like meet a baby and you're like, this is a chill baby. You know, it's not crying. It's not doing any like... It's a mewing baby.

And then just suddenly just like... It blows up his back. It's a cat's a cat skis. It's a cat's skis. just keeps going. The baby's like, I'm going to know you for, like, I'm going to know you for a while. And had I not been here, I would have probably known you as a pretty cool baby. But now I remember you as the baby that shat up his own back.

You know, a shit-drenched baby. Ew, I remember you. Shit-drenched. But, uh, anyway. Shout out to babies because like, shout out to babies, man. Shout out to babies. Shout out babies. Okay.

Okay. I mean, I, yeah, I guess. No. You see the, I don't endorse that. Shien, you know that company Shinn that, you know, how they just sell everything. Everything, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They sell babies?

Well, well, close. They had a child sex dolls. Oh, are you serious? On Shian? The third party company was selling sex dolls. They clearly look like children. I can't wait to rub this in everybody's face who buys stuff from Shian. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Like, I was like, oh, man. That's, first of all, wow. Yeah. So, of course, they got taken down. I can't even laugh at it. I wanted to, but my heart was like, nah, man. It was crazy.

Seeing them was like, you're like, I can't, they're like, oh, how did this get past our vetting? Because it's like fucking YouTube. Oh, we manually reviewed this. Like, oh, really? Yeah. Brother, that's a robot. It's a fucking. That's a robot or an Indian guy that doesn't speak the same language as the vetting process.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The nerve of YouTube. to even lie to you like that, right? Oh, we manually reviewed this. Who the fuck are you paying to do this? What's his name? What's his name?

If they were manually reviving it, it would make it crazy? How did you flag me immediately when the video's 24 minutes long? It's been out for five minutes and you're manually reviewing it. How is that possible, YouTube? It's just, it's such a spin of face. It's like, uh, we, uh... It's like, stop. Stop.

Stop fucking telling us that it's manual. Stop saying you review shit. We all know it's been. bots for a very long time. It's just like Either bots or Indians. It's, uh, look at Indians do, look, look, man. I had, I had to talk to the IRS, right? I had to talk to the IRS and then I was outsource. And I was like, oh, oh, awesome. Here we go.

Because I'm like, for the brother, this guy's, think. How well are they going to be trained about our? That's not even. That was you. That was you. I didn't even. That's great. I didn't even put it together like that. I understand. That was you. But that joke flowed a little too well. It didn't need to. I know.

You should have kept that to yourself. It did. I was going to tell you, I was going to tell you, I'm just going to tell you that joke could open some doors. I mean, I didn't think about it at all until you made a gesture. It could raise some noses. Some really smelly doors. What kind of noses? What kind of noses, huh?

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He's in his hands. Yeah. Whatever. I saw, man. It's a, I was watching. There's a lot of crazy anti-Indian racism. Oh, yeah.

Like out of nowhere. And there's an Indian guy. And there's a very sad scene and it was immediately killed by racism for us. What do you mean? Well, because like, the cast was like purposely diverse. So it was like a good, like, sample size of, like, kids. Sure, yeah. They're doing, like, a trial.

So there's, like, the Asian guy, there's this. And there was a little fat kid who clearly was, was, was bait. He was going to die. You know, like, it's all trope. Yeah, yeah. And, like, I hate watching this. Like, if I was 13 years old, this would be five. He's like the fat kid and Lord of the Flies.

It was literally that. It was literally that. Yeah. It was literally, I was like, what was the name pig or something? Piggy? Sun, flayed. Fucking saute. So, yeah.

the Indian guy It was a sad It was supposed to be a really sad Powerful moment And of course it was undercut by just Yeah I don't need to say anything Just let your mind wander Well

It was because like he Okay so he didn't want to turn into a zombie Right because that there's a virus And he's like there's so stupid They're fucking zombies I'm like it's so tropey everything Anyway he's like Don't let me turn into one of them

And then so they gave the only gun they had They gave it to him And of course instead of a Instead of a requesting a gun. What do you think he requested? Food? Yes. Are you serious? No, but no, I'm saying, no, no, no, no. Sorry, what I'm saying is he, they gave him a gun. What did we make him request? That's what I'm saying. He didn't. He wanted. I'm just, we ruined the moment by just being funny. It's all his last final moments. He wanted something. And I'll just leave it at that. I'll just leave it at that. That joke is so mean.

I don't know why. I don't know where that came. Dude, I was around them so often. I just don't understand where all the, I get it now. You know what I think it is for me? It comes from.

It's clearly, it's clear it's from the fucking N1 or whatever, the visa thing of them dominating the tech field and then people purposely putting information to become harmful. I would say that's for like the actual like genuine like bigots. But what I think for like people like us, to me, to be honest, and it is insensitive in a way.

that I'm like I in I feel like there are certain groups there are certain groups that have had it very well and did not they did not go through the shit like say some people did and I feel like yeah exactly that's what I'm talking about I'm talking about America in this modern day so I feel like you can you can punch at them a little bit harder because it's like y'all didn't you know you know what I'm saying yeah it's the big problem but it's for them and Asians they don't ride, you know? Whenever things are going on for people of minorities, you see Hispanic people.

Yeah. You see black people. Yeah. And then the other two minority groups that are pretty predominant here, they just don't ride with us. Yeah. And it's like, well, this is why it's unfortunate. It's unfortunate.

They're still your brother's sisters in the human race. But it's like, it's clear. It's clear. You know, it's clear. It's the same shit with the fucking. That's like it crazy. It is. We're all.

Okay, Flintas. We're all neighbor. Carlson. That's crazy. We're all cousins on this planet, you know, effectively. But it's just like, yeah. It's the same thing with the freaking ice shit. We're vaguely related, yeah.

And ice thing and then like all the people are being like, sorry. That's like, that's crazy, bro. What are you doing? That's too far. That's insane. Like, that's too far. Like, the real shit's happening. Come on.

We've got to get together. But like little jabs. Like I'm talking about like, say, when people are talking about CRT, D, I, you know who's getting the shit. Niggas, the darkest of the dark are getting, it's all they're being attacked, especially black women. And so, you know, you have the VIV.

You got the VIVX that will get a pass until they're expendable. Did you see the response that he was getting to like after the election? He was like, we, we, did you see Vivek? No. He showed up all my time up at the first time ever. I was like, oh my God, I can't,

you're back. Did he come from under a rock? Yeah, he crawled out from a day. He really was crazy. Like, he appeared on my timeline out of nowhere. I was like, oh, what the fuck? I forgot about you. I really did forget about him.

I'm in the back. He's fucking his pointing ass ears, too. How is he not a goblin? He's more of like a, yeah, he's like, I know what you mean. He's like, he's like a, he's like a, whatever Dobby is. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, he popped up out of nowhere and he was like, after the, after the Democrats won every conceivable election.

He, he showed up and he was like, what could, I think it was like something along the lines of like, what can we learn from this? It's like we don't, we shouldn't do, you know, identity. Identity politics. All that should matter is the content of your character because that's what we, that's what we're about. And then all the comments are under under it. It's like, Indian. Get the fuck out of our country. Yeah, it's all just that stuff.

It's just like you, I don't know what you expected. There was an anti-Indian page dedicated to just shitting on Indians replying to him. It was so funny. It's crazy, man. And it's like, wild stuff. It's, like, when you talk to fucking. I would vote for you because you're. Brown and Colter.

Yeah, and Colter said that. And he took it. He took it to the chin. He took the club shop right here. That's the thing about a lot of those guys is that like they just, they like, they must like just being abused or something. Dave Rubin too was like where Ben Shapiro was like, I don't respect anything about you. And I won't go to your fucking anniversary party in fact.

That was your game. That was classic, man. You're in fact to faggot and I know when I support it. And he's like, he's like, fair enough. I understand. He sits there like. I respect you. Fair.

I hadn't considered your point of view. And it's like, at a certain point. I never thought about the fact that I was gay and a gay person with a husband. You hate me and I respect you. At a certain point, like, how are you surprised? I can't wait to tell my husband about this. It's like, you don't want to tell my gay husband with my name. Exact same name, by the way.

Is he his husband? His name is Dave. Yeah. His first name's Dave and they're married. That's so gay. That is so gay. Holy crap. You know what's crazy.

about that? My first my second friend, Taylor, gay as shit. I was gonna say, I thought you were gonna say my first wife was Dave. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? That would be sus because since I actually went to a studio and then people would be like, wait a bit, wait, did you fuck Dave Rubin?

Did you have sex with Dave Rubin? No, but he tried. When I showed up, he was like, Derek, you're gay, right? That was the first thing he said. You're gay, right? And I was like, yo, yo. He sounds like a Muppet for some reason.

When people make fun of him, they, that's a, because he does have kind of a voice like this. He totally does. He has one of those stupid... Wait a minute he wants since I've heard him, I guess. He has like,

there's a little bit of this going on. He has one of those stupid little explain-a-thon fucking voices. I think he says more like this. Get ready. That's what I think he said. Dude. You've been on your voice shit today, bro. Good shit, Derek.

Look, man, I'm, I'm over it, dude. He's been on some shit today, dude. All right. It's like, anyone got anything to say. It's like, shut the... Why are you mad at me? There are people that are butt-fucking you seven ways to Sunday. There are people that are butt-fucking you, not literally.

Anyway, let me. I've been giving you your gay pleasure. Anyway, listen. I love penis. I know. In fact, I hate you for that. I hate that. I hate that.

I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I'm Jewish. But I'm still going to give you a lot of money from Russia. I'm Jewish. You want to see something funny involving Israel?

You want to see something funny involving Israel. Did you see that joke? I just saw this joke recently. This page. A lot of channels are popping up. that are leftists and it's like, they're good. Not AI.

And I was like, thank God there's a human on it. Oh, I see what you're saying. And this guy, he was just, I never saw this joke from Charlie Kirk. I'm not surprised he said it. But I'm like, how could you feel bad for this naked where he was like, oh, a lot of people were worried about like Palestinians

and Muslims throwing gays off buildings and stuff. Oh, yes, plausible. And then I didn't see, I just saw that. And he's like, well, guess the, you know, not to worry about that anymore because there's no buildings. Oh, I did see that. Like that hole. And then the people are clapping and shit.

I'm like, you shouldn't kill Muslims. And then you should have killed Jews, fucking Muslims. I'm like, what the fuck were that? He did say that exactly. That is verbatim. That is verbatim. Exactly what he said.

He did say that. What makes it crazy is that. What makes it crazy is that the fact that he tried to defend who are saying Jews is crazy. Look, because that blows my mind because that's like not how you, Jews is never, you never say that kindly really. You're like, oh, you're a Jewish. You don't say, oh, you're a Jew. This is an exact, always scientific. in Philadelphia conversation.

I know. It's the same year. Where they have that conversation. No, they have that conversation about the word Jewish. Oh, really? Yeah, where he was like, oh, you said it kind of weird.

They are Jews, but you shouldn't say it like that. What's his name, Louis C.K. In a 2010 special. I don't remember what it was called. I remember that one. Well, no, this one was,

it was specifically at a bit about the Jew. And he was like, he's like, oh, there's a little stink on that when he said, because he's like, I think he was talking about Obama. Like, it was a joke about Obama. And it's like, we need to get together.

We need, you know, the Christians, the Muslims, the Jews, the this, and they're like, oh, there's a... Yeah, because he was basically the bit was like, it can, it's either, it can be derogatory. It's the way you say. It's the way you say. It's a good, it's a good person and blacks.

Yeah. No one says black, the one's saying black sounds good. It's always awkward to say blacks. Blacks is weird and just, I feel the same way when I hear whites. The blacks. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're not saying, when, like, a Nick Fuentes

has says whites need to, and I'm like, why are you? what do you say I guess he just feels jealous that like oh they we need we want to be grouped like that too we need we need our own it's just weird

I don't know we need our own that's always been strange thing I hate his build I love penis and white people what was the other thing I can't wait the fuck Candice someone's one day

I'm so excited about it there's no way he's dude that he's gay he's no way first of all that I've seen that have you seen the thing

where he's like he's going through a hypothetical yeah he eventually fucks her where he's talking about like yeah one day me and Candice, we're going to look back on this and we're going to laugh.

And we're going to look at each other. I'm going to show, we're going to be driving. And I'm going to shoot her a knowing glance. We're going to pass by a Popeyes and then we're going to go, ah. And then we'll go in and we'll order something. Three piece white for the lady. He's funny. He's unfortunate how funny.

He really is funny. That was the one thing that Tucker Carlson said, like, he was like, you can't deny how talented. Because he's, you know, he's been sucking him off on a whole thing and he's gone on a bunch of podcasts and he's like the one thing you can't deny if anybody's saying this they're fucking bullshit he's like how talented he is and I'm like yeah he's a funny guy it's a shame he's evil

but like whatever it is funny if he was if he was on our side he'd be a very useful asset if he wasn't a staunch big it sucks we need we need that we need the energy that he brings but just in a non-racious way because I'm looking at a lot of it's

funny because he is racist that's the that is also true like there is something about it where like it would lose something I just want like because I'm looking at I look at Kyle Kalinsky and I like how he's I like how it's a little bit of an act He's elder millennial though He's like there's parts of it where like I cringe

He's a little bit of an act He was like doing the gloating thing about the election He was like dancing with like a cigar I'm like you don't gotta do this There's a little bit of a You're overdoing it It's inauthentic Or he's not it's like my bro just just

Just you don't have to even sometimes when he's like Sometimes he'll say things like Oh let's go ski broski And I'm like what do you Why would you say it's, don't say that? I would say it's authentic. I would say it is authentic, but it's heightened to a point where it feels performative. Okay.

You know what I mean? Where it's like, I think it's just, oh, I think that's a huge problem that we ran into where it's like, people being genuinely lame is fine. Like having lame moment is fine. The problem is that we got so used to making fun of that, that people stopped being that way and then we're suffering from it. You want to see something cool? What do we got? Change the camera to his. Hello, hello.

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Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

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Only get caught in a bear trap when it's really cold. No, I don't. That's, I really hope it spells. I hope it spills. That's going to be a clip. That'll be a clip. It will be. I'll just stay a take it.

What was the other thing? What was the other thing that happened? I don't know. Somebody died in the Oval Office. Oh, yeah, somebody died in the Oval Office. Somebody died next to Trump. He survived. Dude, he collapsed in a, like, at a very funny way, actually.

Who the fuck was it? Did you even see? No. Nobody gives this shit about who this guy was. It was, because all it says, this man collapses in Oval Office. No name, no profession. Nobody, I've never seen that guy in my life as far as I know. Like, he doesn't look recognizable to me.

But they were having some press conference in the Oval Office. I don't remember what it was for. Dr. Oz is given a speech about, I don't know, fucking penicillerson or something. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. And off screen, some dudes, like, collapsing. and it's awesome because Trump just stands up, he looks down and he's just like, doesn't give a shit. RFK bolts the fuck out of the room. He dips immediately.

Immediately. This is crazy. I think it's because like Dr. Oz went to go help him. And RFK's like, that's not a real doctor. I've got to go. I got to go find someone real. I got to go. I got to get a Waymo over here.

The fucking grift was up in that moment. Yeah. It's like, oh, they're self-aware that they're not real. at least he is. He knows he's not fucking you can't write a book saying that fucking AIDS is caused by taking fucking drug.

Gay people taking paupers. You know you're full as shit. Yeah, you've got to know. This guy's really in trouble. This guy, I need real people that know real stuff. You know, it's funny. I think he dipped because earlier that morning he met with that guy and he was like,

hey, take this. I take it every day. And then he took it. Then he fucking collapsed in the middle. He was like, I got to not be around here. I got to not be in the room right now. He was like, oh, No.

It was just, Piri gave him, he gave him a capsule of uranium. Enriched uranium. I microdose uranium. And the guy's like, oh, yeah,

explains where you're that color. It explains that color. It explains your voice. It explains pretty much everything. Oh, my bad. I forgot that was ricin. Rice, that's fucking evil.

I like that. I like to live on the edge. I have one ricin tablet. In my other pills. Among six tablets of uranium when I like to play hardball. Those odds are crazy. I was thinking like a full thing of pills. One in seven.

One in seven. Verizon. And the other parts are uranium. That's a fucking lose-lose, dude. He's just playing Russian roulette for no reason. It's not even Russian roulette. That's just like, that's just die. There's a limit.

Rulette implies there's a chance of like coming out. There's a chance. You're going to six bullets. Not really? Yeah. Gun might jam. It's a slim chance with a chance. Fuck that, dude.

Riceon's not jamming. I'd play, I'd play Russian roulette. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. If there was a 50-50 chance, I'd play it, yes. 50-50 is crazy. That's worse.

That's worse. That's worse. That's, like, actually worse. Yeah. That's maximum throw. There's three bullets. Yeah. Hell yeah.

That's, oh, my God. It's like, you. No Oh Damn it Damn it Imagine a throw you would get from No I don't get I don't get thrills like that

You don't? No I'm not I'm not like you know the roller coaster person The diver The rock climber With no I'm not that person No You see my skin

That's not in my DNA I I understand thrill to a degree You know I've set Nurseries on fire I've a Oh It's not really a thrill though

Yeah it is Is I'm gonna catch me know that they're not going to get out. Okay. Well, I mean... I'm starting to think, wait, he is the rapist. Oh, from the thing.

Yeah. From the drawing. Because he's talking about like, oh, setting nurseries on fire. I'm not... Whoa. I'm not a rapist. He's an arson. I am arson.

I am a true arson. I'm not disgusting. Okay. I rape property. I don't rape property. Right. All right, I guess. Should we move on to a question?

Take a word for it. Should you move on to questions? Yeah. We've covered pretty much our reviews. We'll do two questions and then leave. Yeah. And then not read the names. I love that, yeah.

We should read three names for red. That's how it is. Yeah, the $25 dollars here is actually, it's a lottery. You can name Ray. You get three chances. I love that. That's so fucking heinous. I love that.

And you guys better not go down in tears, or I'm going to find you. I'll know who did it. I have your information already. Yeah, we actually locked you in. You can't, you can't even leave. It's linked to your bank account. It's linked with that. It's linked to your social security number actually, so it'll follow whatever card you open up after you cancel this one.

Good luck. It's all transferring. And there's interest. And there's interest. Sorry. 200% interest. That's 100%. Fugging.

Did you see the, what is it? There was a guy. I saw it. Look, I don't watch Sam Cedar really. I don't watch the majority of part. I don't, I don't know. I don't have time, really. But like, I saw a clip of him.

He was talking about some guy on Foxx. News who was complaining about mom Donnie winning and he said the guy on Fox News said uh Jews forget uh the danger uh when there's a promise of free stuff whoa he said that on like on Fox News and nobody no by the way nobody said anything about it like everybody was just like yeah um and so I cut the Sam Cedar and he's like well and he had like a whole I've never seen him do a a comedy bit before. Yeah. I don't associate Sam Cedar

with like funny. Oh yeah. He's a comedian actually. I know, but like I just like I've not seen it, but he's like, yeah, well, you know, we're not going to. And transition and it's like, oh, we're getting into the, the, uh, the paid part of the show. That ends the free portion of the show. It's time to say goodbye to all the Jews.

Sorry. Entering the Gentile part of the program. I was just like, I was like, I've never seen him do it a bit like that. That's funny. I was like, that's funny, dude. It's not bad. I think he's funny. The problem is that he has to be serious too often because the people he's around are crazy.

He's often interacting with psychos. So you can't tell them jokes because they're like, I want you dead. But I want you to die. I just honestly don't know much about him. He's got a lot of, he actually does have a lot of good material. The issue is that he's never worked on his cadence. He doesn't care. Yeah.

He's the most like, like, not like I've seen him in debates and the amount of times he's dismissed like I don't care kind of you're not supposed to do that in a debate say I don't care you know but he'll just because he literally doesn't care he doesn't know anything about anything like people are like he has to be like so what's this again who's that yeah he just no subjects but he doesn't know people he doesn't give a shit so when he's doing his bits he's like a lot of times it's very slow and a lot of ums holy fuck this motherfucker ums like no one I've ever um uh he does yeah yeah and I'm like bro you've been doing this for decades that's That's kind of why I didn't latch on to that show, really.

I was just like, yeah, it's too slow. It's very slow. There's people that I follow that are like a lot more quick with it. Yeah. A lot more concise with it. Like, I'll, like, I do a lot of ums sometimes. And then the one thing, what's the one thing? The Cali thing?

Saying like, I forgot. I can't even think of it in the moment. Is it? I say you know. Is that it? Like saying you know, you know, you know. It's one of those things. Oh, I say, I don't know.

What are those things? California say no. Or, like, instead of saying like, you get it or right? They say no and it bothers me a lot. Oh, like, oh, no. I know. Yeah, it really,

really fucking bothers me. What do you mean? At the very end. It's like when you're asking, it's kind of rhetorical. Oh, I think I know what you're saying. Yeah,

because I do this, I do this thing. You're going to go here, no? Yeah, like that. It's saying right or like got it and they say no.

And it's like, don't. Well, I say what I do. I say, no, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I just don't. No, I don't know. I'll go. And so he's like, are you going to the party? He's like, no, yeah, I'll go. No, yeah, I'll go.

Which is like, that covers me because I could not show up. And it's like, well, I said no. Yeah, I'll go. Yeah, this is how I get out of most of the things. I don't affirm people. That's actually a problem I have. Yeah, he does it. Because I feel like people, because I feel like I was raised.

So like when people tell me to do things, I just have to do it. It's not really a conversation back and forth. And then what happens is I'm like, okay, do this for me? And I go to start doing it. Like, are you going to do it? And I'm like, I'm doing it. why are you asking me again? I don't care about what you're saying.

We're going to move on to questions. That's crazy. What a meanie weenie. You're a meanie, beanie. Patreon.com slash a Star Tank. You remember, right? Patreon. On the com slash the Star Tank,

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I just, I don't know. I'm not sold on it I was Alright well it's two out of three we could do it It worked This is democracy kind of It started making I didn't I didn't picture myself laughing at it and I was like this is actually kind of funny I didn't I was I was surprised

We'll figure it out The point is there's stuff over on the Patreon So go over there Go over there Go to the Patreon Get your write-ins into the show Get your names right at the end of the show if you so choose We're also going to be doing uh

I figure we'll do the call-ins starting like next year and be like a nice kind of like new season type stuff. Yeah. We're like, yeah, we'll set it up. Or not Collins, what is it? The Google Voice voicemail. The voicemails. So we'll have some of your call-ins.

That shit's gonna be fucking fun. It'll be fun. It'll be fun to hear. Some of our freak fucking listeners, voices and shit. Oh my God, I can't wait to hear hyperventilating and like nasal. Hank Hines. I've been such a fan. We're just being so mean to the fucking honor.

I'm gonna find you. I know where you are, King. I know what you're wearing. right now. We have real ass people who listen to this show, by the way, like, for like professional animators, people who work at studios, people who work on fucking aircraft characters, fucking physicists.

Some of the people that I know that watch this show bother me really bad. It is, it is upsetting. It is upsetting to know, like, oh, man, you shouldn't be watching this. prestigious people with somebody, yeah, in the medical field, too. It's crazy. It's like Donald Trump calls in. Been a big fan for years. You guys all right about me. I kind of

suck, but, uh... You don't have social security numbers anymore. I got rid of them years ago. Why is Sweeney so black? Why is he so black? What happened to his fetus? Why is he so black? Was he a black sperm cell? I knew his parents.

They were not black. I can confirm this. He's stealing or something. I don't know what's going on. Not because he's black, but he stole the black from someone. There's probably some black guy who was originally white. And he's living in hell because this piece of shit black person, this fake black person Stole the black off him?

I would like to talk to Donald Trump. I think it would be an interesting conversation. Because I think I would sit down and I'd be like... He's so amazing. People would still... They would hang on to every word of that. Oh, they would be like, this is... They'd be like, fuck Kingston Jameson in particular.

Yeah. I wish there was a woke Trump exactly. I don't mean like somebody to match his energy. I just, I mean like... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to, to have a legacy of building stuff, building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things

that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point? with quantum. By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com

slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide deals and earn four times of points. Look for in-store tags to earn on eligible items from Celsius, body armor, or aida, silk, caprison, Bavarian meats, and Charmin. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event-long savings. Stack up those rewards to save even more.

Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in-store or online for easy drive-up and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Like him exactly. On our side? Give us a example. Give me an example.

Critical race theory is. So important to learn. I think the whites need to pay reparations. It must be done. We can't be free unless we atone for generational sin. Also, I'm gay. The problem about the Walt Trump is that he wouldn't work. He wouldn't work.

He just wouldn't work. We don't have the bandwidth. It wouldn't. Because he'd be like, you're being mean to them, some of them. And it'd be like, fuck you. Your hair is blue. Why is that? Oh.

Why is your hair blue? Why is your dog have a human name? What? What is your dog having a human name? I hate that. I gave your dog named Dylan, you, you white woman. A dog. Hold on. A dog named Dylan.

My neighbor had a dog named Dylan. No, it didn't. Swear on everything I've ever cared about. What the fuck was your neighbor? What is it? My neighbor was a white woman and gave her dog named Dylan. I mean, it's a reflection on how fucking boring they are. It's really.

like you can always tell you can tell people about how they drive and how they name their pets it's abused two tells actually if you're gonna name your uh your your your animal something like a human name it's gotta it's it's got to be prefaced by something silly I think Curtis tickle bottoms

no or before I like I would like uh if I these were the only names that I ever considered for animals was crash and Sir Dan Sir Dan

Sir Dan it's a stupid it is stupid exactly it's a but it's silly Like, you wouldn't name your son, Sir Daniel. Yeah. But like a dog is like, yeah, come here, Sir Dan. Yeah. My dog's name was Rocky.

I don't give a shit. Rocky's not a person's name also. Not really. It's, it's, what? Yeah. Well, hmm. Because it's not, that's a name of a fucking squirrel from the 40s. It's not a big name, though, right?

It is a real name, isn't it? Her name was, her name was, her name was Rocky. Then I found out she was a girl. So I called her, called Raquel. Raquel. But those are people names. What would be the male? Because like,

Rockstifer. Rockstifer. I think it's just Rocky. It's just Rocky, but what you call it? I found out she was a girl. Oh, her name was Raquel. Or maybe it's Rocknold. Oh, Rocknold Balboa.

Rocknold Bobo. You called me Rocky. My name is Rocker. Rockered. Lee, Rocky, Rocket, rocking, rocking, rock and rocking. Rock and rockin' bo. Amazing improvisational work. What the hell is that?

I just locked. I just put the pedal to the metal to the metal on rock. He said a fucking stroke is what you have. electric, send this guy to the penis explosion chamber immediately. Immediately. It wouldn't work. My penis can't explode. All right.

Well, I don't, I mean. My penis is inscrutable. We're going to read the name. No, we're going to read some questions for our patrons over patron. Icom. I'm sorry. I remember you can go over there. Let's see.

Let's do this one. God, I should have read this. A Rocky. One bad Efsler, don't ruin the whole bunch, guy. And he said, this guy wrote and he says, how would Swinney feel if King Dad called him a waste of jiz? and wished Derek was his son instead. Would that bother you?

Not at all. No? Not at all. Are you sure? I really don't care about my dad at all. Like it's, it's, it's, I can't even conceptualize that.

I don't care of my dad, no. He wasn't a part of my life. Yeah, but like, I don't hate him, but I don't, I don't, like, it's apathy, actually.

But I thought you said you would go to his funeral if he, if he exploded. Yeah, I probably would go. So you do have some feelings for him. I mean,

I'm his first son. I like, I don't have any affection towards him. Be honest. The food will be banging, bro. Can I go? Jamaican, Cuban food, that'd be fucking fire.

Can I go? I just show up the fucker you. This is one of my niggas. Add me on to the party full. I'd bring you guys. I'd bring you guys. It would be, the food would be crazy good. Okay, cool.

I want to go because I want to see your dad. I want to see. He's going to be open the casket. No one of my dad probably not. He's probably going to be this figure. Guys, guys, square of the moment idea. Just like it came to me, spur of the moment.

Let's kill Kingston's dad. Oh, all right. You can kill me one. I feel... We can go to the funeral. I would feel wrong taking that from you. You should be the one to kill him. Oh, right.

Yeah, you should do it. It's not worth it. All right, well, then let's do it then. All right. Let's do the funeral. Can we just do a mock funeral? I have the real thing. I have genuine apathy towards him.

Like, it's like... It's not like hatred. It's like, I just don't care. It's indifference. You're like, he's my dad, whatever. He's my father. Technically, but, like, I don't know. Yeah.

Yeah. It's kind of like how I feel about you. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. If he got shot on public TV, I'd be like, that's crazy.

Like, if he got, if he got, if he got kirked, I'd be like, whoa. Like, he was doing. I might chuckle a little bit. You'd do like a change in my mind. I'm like, you wouldn't feel weird about that because you'd like, you'd like his head would explode a little bit. And then you'd be like, oh, my head probably looks a little bit like that too on the inside because that's my dad. I would, I would feel bad for my. for my sister. I feel bad for my sister, like my younger sister and I'd feel bad for like

the kids, my siblings, but I wouldn't feel for him. All of you are gay. Change my mind. And then you go up to the booth and like, um, I, I have a girlfriend. It's a lot. You're, you're gay. You're gay. You're gay. Smite. And he just gets hit by light. Light hits him and he disappears. Now you don't have a girlfriend because you're dead. All right. Uh, what is this? Oh, he Here's another one. Goobisoft wrote in. Goobisoft. He says, hello, three beautiful boys. Three beautiful boy toys.

Quick question. When is Chris, when? This should be when are. When are Chris and Derek going to update Sweene's AI? He clearly isn't gay enough and still believes Lully exists. Yeah, we got to do. There's a lot of Kingston oriented. Interesting.

Keep it up. I wonder if there's more. There's none. Oh, wow. Those are the only ones this entire month. Oh. Pretty rare. It is fairly rare.

That's why I wanted to focus. on him. But yeah. Slow flow, huh? These questions are weird, man. What is he going? Petus mic, right? He says, you ever accidentally get come in your eye? It stings. I mean, we've heard it. We've heard it stings from the, um, the, the, the, the bitches getting, you know, taking shots in the face. I've never coming anybody's eye. I'm like, you have never come to someone's eyes.

Not, not somebody's eyes. That's crazy. I don't think I've had. Really? I've never aimed to come in someone's. Right. But I, in my memory, oh, he did. He lied. He's a liar. Look at him. I've never. He did it to come in someone's. eyes. He got a software update mid sentence. He didn't. But I've definitely come in women's eyes. When the moon rises. I've coming in her eyes before.

I've come in guys eyes before too. I'd like wait through the sleeping that I'll open her eye later. I'm like, guess what? That's surprise. That's disgusting. That's like the kind of pranks that people pull in like the army and shit. Yeah. Or it's just a frat. Yeah. It's like, huh. Guess what? I raped him. That's the joke. Guess what? We fucking triple teamed him. Yeah. And he's

penis hole. And it's like, oh. We drugged him and then bought, we maxed out his credit card and put him in ruining debt. And that's the, that's the bit. Hilarious, isn't that hilarious? God, you guys are funny. I wish I was as cool as you guys. I wouldn't have even thought to max out my own credit cards. But it came so naturally to you.

It's crazy. Thanks, dude. I would have been too scared to do it, but like you guys are real men. We killed your parents, bro. Oh, wow. You went back to your hometown and fucked your wife and took videos of it. It's like, you guys are so fucking. cool god I get anything got a eagle

I'm gonna get you back one of these days we burned all your baby photos you've got no evidence of you and this thing yeah yeah yeah uh... we fucking we've hacked it's uh...

commend your social security card and uh you're dead now we crash the economy and ruin your parents pension plan sorry we bailed out the banks we failed at the bank we plunged ourselves into a gilded age

just to spite you Bro, you're not going to believe this. We hack the nuclear codes and, um... And guess what? Guess what right now. And there's a skeleton. Yeah. That's the kind of frat.

That's a frat prank, man. I'm telling you. It's bad stuff. Yeah, don't come in people's eyes when they don't ask for it. Don't do it, man. Yeah, that's how old. I'll drug him and drop him in Bill Cosby's closets. Bill Cosby's closets.

Bo-Boot-Doo. Oh, he goes in a soup. rapes him. I guess this is over here. Oh, yeah. Fresh old for being. His grip is so strong. It's unbelievable.

It's crazy. He grabs onto you and he's holding on to something ethereal. Like you're trying to move, but there's something like a cage around your body of some sort. Don't boop, boom, boom. The look back. When he was coming out of that court and he was doing that shit, man, I was like, this niggas going to go to prison for a very long time. And he's dancing essentially.

I did it. Too late you can't untidate those bitches I raped. That's crazy. Oh, man. Jesus Christ. What are we doing? No fucking dips back in the day of like motherfuckers like shoot. The fucking Molly.

And then the Molly hit dude. That was one of my favorite vines ever. Those are good. Which one? The mine of the movie where it's a guy, Steph Curry with the Bill Cosby Superimposed over his face. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. the fucking quailooted to the cup of Alpahaw?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking ridiculous. Anyway, I forgot what the question was. I wish I still had that one. Oh, yeah, you can find it. Yeah, you can find it. It was a come in your eye question. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Whatever, no. Chris Bug Chaser Molanato wrote and he says, you guys liked my question last month, but didn't actually read it, which is really weird, because it was a very good question. I'm sorry, I must have, I'm blanked out or something. But he said, if you could give an animal...

If this was your question, I know why I didn't read it. If you could give an animal human intelligence so you could fuck it, what would you choose? Yeah, I'm not answering that. Well, if it helps, you can give it nice tits or something. I've seen an ape with nice tits, a chimpanzee. Oh, my God.

You ever see that fucking meme that people are kind of like, the meme is to disgust people, right? Sure, yeah. It's like one of those things, and you're seeing some people in the comments section saying like sexually suggestive stuff in which it's supposed to upset people. So, yeah. Yeah, I'd fuck that thing. I just don't have an answer, man. I can't even think of a funny...

I absolutely... There's no animal where I'm like... No. Could I should... Would a shit or? If it... No. Maybe an ant.

They're not animal. Like... Even for me, like... Even things that are like anthropomorphic are still too animal for me for the most part. Wouldn't you fuck a Digimon that was also a cat? It was a cat once upon a time that it became a woman. I mean, I just don't think you have room to talk if that's the case. But it's very different.

I do fundamentally. I don't think it's that different. Not fundamentally, but definitely different. not fundamentally. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research,

Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer, what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum,

or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA, to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. Ready to save,

it's time for cyber deals. Put a spring in your step with fresh savings that brightens, that this season. These exclusive week-long digital offers on your favorite products are only available when you shop online. Save on eligible items from Kettle, Chabani, Quaker, Skippy, Hidden Valley, International Delight, and Signature Select. Available now through March 24th on pickup or delivery orders only. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. No. Like you admitted. It's different though. Because like I'm not going to go on. There's an argument I could make, but I don't want to be the guy to have. that argument be made.

Yeah, I bet. So, we ain't fucking animals, bro. It's just not happening. Yeah. It was a good question,

too. It was a great question. There you go. That guy steps on rakes, I bet, you know. Yeah. On purpose.

Ding. Got me. Steps on them backwards and get in his ass. Oh, my God. What do you do that? Does this asshole start on here?

Yes. Like, you don't know. Does he like to hit his back and he's like, uh, slide down. and he sits up. You don't know, man.

You know all these dudes built. You know, right, yeah. A gaping asshole, a blow up his back. Would that be easier or would that be more convenient or less convenient, having an asshole on your, like, on the back of your neck? Are you sure? Yes, because we would have evolved likely having something more similar to it if it was more convenient. I don't know.

Because I feel like if I'm shitting, it's like, I think toilets would be made like beds. So you had like an ass on the back of your neck or something. That'd be interesting, I guess. And you like, fucking you lay down while you're shitting. Like, that's amazing. He goes, why did you got nothing to say? Because it's so stupid. It's impressive.

Imagine you having to lay. Imagine you're in a world where there are predators very, very openly around you. And this animal's like, up. I got a shit. And they have to lay down on their back. I mean, I guess they don't. And then get up and get away from something. I guess they're going to die out.

Listen, they don't have to lay down. Humans would lay down because we don't want to. get shit on our back. Yes, that's true. But I feel like animals. But imagine there's things hunting you. Right. And it'll be easier to like, I feel like it'll the shit.

If you're running and shitting, it'll, it'll be better. It's better because like there's no butt cheeks. So you won't have like shitty butt cheeks. No, you're running away. It would just fall down your back. But like it would be, it would probably revolved when we'd have like rabbit shit. So then they would just be like pellets like just full cascading off our back. No big deal.

I just, I just don't see how that's a good. idea at all is that he'd be able to track our shit easier. I feel like... Because it would fall down our backs and it would lead us toward where we were. And I'm not even... I don't even have Hunter's instincts and I'm able to poke holes in this. Listen, I want an asshole neck with pellet shits. You wouldn't, you wouldn't, like, right now, right now, you wouldn't take pellet neck

asshole shitting pellets over just fucking, you know, toilet paper, shitty ass. Can you, can you, No. No, I would not. I think he's got a point. So you enjoy the, the process of sitting. I think big toilet paper is a problem,

but I think if I talk about so much, I'll get killed. Big toilet paper. Actually, but like. Listen, so sitting down, being a slave to this toilet that's consuming your waist and like happen to fucking like

slop and then you have to like, you know, either have a bidet or have the wipes and stuff to make sure you're nice and clean. versus just dry-ass pellets just kind of cascading right out of your neck is that not

you're done I feel like You're using the word cascating is so much Cascating is such a crazy verb I feel like having your shit your shit box

that close to anywhere anywhere up here is just bad for you I think there's a reason why it's down here not nearby organs It's so putrid Now

the You ever You ever cleaned up like rabbit shit? Now imagine it's traveling up your body to be created. Listen. Because your stomach's still here where it's made. There is the dumbest. You will digest way faster so you can eat.

Why? Because there's less of a journey. There's, are you, are you serious? The journey would be like your esophagus and that you basically have one small intesti that goes to your neck. But you still have a stomach that's located here.

No, we don't anymore. Oh, where are your stomach being? And your fucking head? We've evolved. But where would your stomach? Your assholes are crazy.

Your stomach is essentially a part of your esophagus. This thing absorbs. So what? You got crazy acid reflux. Listen, we're going to change. And we're going to get much smaller over time too. We're going to get much smaller.

I think I'm with him. I think I'm with him on this. And then you can just dart them out. We're going to get to the point where you just dart them out. Yeah. It's just like a contest where you shoot really hard. Yeah. It'll be the new ski shooting.

Listen, man, because I'm tired. I feel like there was something that probably had that and it's not here. I think that's why. I feel like, yeah, there are definitely animals that shit out there next. Yeah, probably. Like 100%. But you know what they didn't involve into?

They didn't involve into human beings that are. No, because they're too cool. They're way too cool. That's what we have these shit. We have a thing where we're breathing and then you're trying to eat and drink and you can easily choke and die. Like we're so efficient, you know? But not that. I mean, that's really.

And then we got stupid bullshit, sloppy shit. Like sometimes you're just like, I got to go. I got to hurry up and go. And then you have sloppy shit and like, oh, I can't just hurry up and go. has I got to make sure I'm thoroughly clean. As a matter of fact, I might want to take a fucking shower. Yeah. Other than just having...

That's how I stopped even bothering. I'm sure I've had... That doesn't happen often, but like I've had times where I'm like, I don't feel clean. Yeah. Even though I'm thoroughly clean myself, I'm going to such an ordeal. You're like, I got to anoint myself. And going there, you bless the water and everything get showered. I haven't taken a shit in five years.

You figured... He's figuring it out. Mm-hmm. See, that's the next step of evolution. Blood is probably so bad. Not even pellets. I'm numb. My whole body.

He doesn't even have pellet. He evolved past pellets and he just somehow disappears his waist. You know what's crazy? I throw up a lot. It's just crazy. One of my, I was talking to them numb. One of my friends,

she had her tits done. And she was like, yeah, my tits just have no feeling in them. Like, they haven't had feelings for like four years. Yeah, that doesn't feel like it's worth it. Yeah, why would you want that?

Like the motherfuckers like kill the nerves in their, in their nipples and shit and all that. Yeah, it just seems like a lot of. She got it. She didn't know that was going to happen. She didn't know what was going to happen until it was like the nearing, the nearing of the process. Because they were like, it may happen. She was like, well, I've kind of had my heart.

Fucking bullshit doctor and throw that only at the last second. Well, no, not the last second, but like the nearing of it. By the way, they might fall off. The gas is like, oh, by the way, you might lose all your things. They would have feel anything ever again. You're going to be a sociopath. Save a little bit of anesthesia and just fucking. He takes a hit of it first.

Oh, really? I want to watch a real... It takes a long to... What for you? What for me? That's a sign-held bit, by the way. Oh, wasn't it... That was Brian Cranston.

Brian Cranston was the dentist. Oh, right. And he's like... He puts it on Jerry that he molests him. Yeah, Jerry wakes up and he's fixing his pen. That's a crazy... But did it do... Damn.

That was... That episode is... That show really blows my mind still to the day because that was a network sitcom where you're just like, yeah, he just gets raped at the dentist. And it's a fine ass, Jerry. And it's hilarious. It's insinuated. That's why. That's a really big Dennis joke that's like.

Wait, right. No, it's very, it happens. It's happened for sure. It happens in the show. Like it happens. It's not insinuated, right? It's confirmed at the end of the episode. Yeah, because he, like, he writes into Pennhouse.

He writes into Penthouse. My asshole hurts. He writes into Pennhouse forms. and he writes about what he did do him and he's reading it. Oh, that's crazy. That's the ending, the punch line of the episode is Jerry finds out,

and then the joke is he finds out that he gets raped. And then he's still friends with him. Hey, why'd you rape me? He's like angry that he's not invited. I would have done the same thing to a 17-year-old girl. In a later episode, dude, in a later episode, he's upset that he's not invited to his like Thanksgiving party or whatever.

And he's like, he raped you. Hey, I want you to rape me again. Why'd you write me? Give me a discount at least Can you make it free? Come on Stay out of my dental office Or come back

I don't I don't He's like confused I don't know I'm on gas still I kind of want to rape you again So maybe you do want to come back Bown

Bown Cremorubs said Jerry they raped Sorry All right We gotta move on Hey look It's a little gay meme

He raped you too Jerry Hey look It's a little gay meme Fuck me in my ass Rode in his attempt I liked it Jerry I liked it Want to hear a joke, Jerry?

Come to the Lattie Factory. I like how you just stop trying to impersonate any specific person. Come to the Lack Factory. My name's Michael Richard. Come to the Lack Factory. My name's Michael Richard. Come to the Lack Factory. Come to the Lath Factory.

Come to the Lath Factory in 2008. Patron. Patron, I'm trying. I'm trying to read your thing. Yeah, don't do it. Okay. Cut the black. Fade to Kingston.

There we go. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point where,

when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing,

visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide. deals and earn four times the points. Look for in-store tags to earn on eligible items from Celsius, body armor, or Ida, silk, Capri-San, Bavarian Meets, and Charmin.

Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event-long savings. Stack up those rewards to save even more. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in-store or online for easy drive-up and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. You say fade to Kingston? Yeah. Fade to Kingston.

You're fucking taking shot to yourself, bro. Well, I meant like literally to me. No, I didn't. Oh, are you sure? I didn't. I did it. I'm lying. I bet the fate of black. Hey, look at the little gaming.

Fucking my ass wrote in. He says, attempt number two. Hey, snark boys. Returning patron. No. Last two. Welcome back, my guy. What?

No, no, thank you. He took a shit. Then I heard he came back. Oh, thanks, man. I love you. Returning patron. Last scene in the credits in episode 18. In 2020.

No shit. Welcome back. Yeah, so welcome back. Been a fan of Chris since way before the podcast. At the time, I last gave you, Bunny. I was a university student living in London. Since then, I dropped out and returned to the states due to COVID, worked in education for a few years, returned to London to complete my degree, lived off selling my plasma for a few

months. I knew people who were doing that. Real shit, real shit. Attended Lincoln Park's Secret Return Show Live, and now I work at a job that has nothing to do with my degree is many such cases. Oh, shit. Many such cases. With my most recent paycheck, I was finally able to pay off a huge debt I had and thought I could spare the cash to support the only podcast I listened to that has helped me get through some of the toughest times in my life.

Seriously, I appreciate you. Thanks for coming by. Damn, dude. It's first of all, very funny, nice message after all the bullshit we've just said. Do you feel like the show has been on more bullshit than it was lately? I feel like post returning back from all the remote stuff. It's been definitely hyper. more bullshit for sure. Probably a little bit, yeah.

Yeah. I feel like, yeah, we're making it for a lost time. A little bit of a slow. There's wacky stuff happening. Good material. Good stuff. Weird, weird listeners. Rape. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't good. I wouldn't have said that, but, you know. But there's been a little bit of sexual assault in every episode. I, you know. Somehow. You spearheaded it. Probably. Anyway, he says, with all that dick sucking out of the way, here's my question.

With the way digital gaming and streaming leads to not own nothing, I've spent the last few years buying up as much physical media as I can, most recently acquiring GameCube and PS2 for the first time. It's made me wonder if you can save only five games from your physical collections when society collapses to play for the indefinite future, what would they be? I own like maybe four games. Really? Well, I have a bunch of Pokemon games.

Oh, so that's really it. Those are your only options. First of all, I want to see. Older consoles, yeah. Shout out for using, this is an autistic nitpick, but using indefinite correctly because culturally it doesn't mean indefinite anymore. Like it means like permanent culturally. So I'm like, all right, cool.

It's, it's, it's, you can't even rail against it because it's just here to stay. Yeah. It's like how literally. You know, literally just means exaggerated. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's over.

That fight has long since died. Yeah. But yeah, fucking, I have, all my physical media is like older stuff. So it's like 360. I have a lot of it, but it's none of it's pre. I think I maybe have like two PS4 games and one Xbox one game and certainly no PS5 or series X games. But I was, dude, I was so bummed out because like I wanted to play, what is it? Marvel Ultimate Alliance.

And there's just no way to do it without original hardware. Like you need a 360. You need the disc. And that's the only way you played. You can't. I guess you could like, you know, pirate it or whatever. So I probably will end up doing, honestly. I own that fucking game somewhere.

I have a question. Just get the best Xbox, man. Let's get it. I guess. I mean, I just got one. Like, you know, I said, while Jojo was gone, I made a lot of poor business decisions. The thing. I bought a PS2 to 360 and some other bullshit on.

The thing for me is that, like, I know I have a working 360 at home. Oh, right. So, like, for me to get it. I just went back, too. I just went back. I didn't have room in my fucking, I just didn't think about it. So I'd have to go back. And next time I go.

back, I'm going to be smuggling a bunch of those snapples back with me. Just smuggle Zoron. I should take him? Yeah. You're not mayor no more. Yeah, you're, you're, uh, you're the, our manager, I guess. Like, what? That would be good.

That would actually work. I believe he would fix, uh, he would fix us up. Yeah. You do it, make everything. It would be a massive downgrade for him. What if he fucks us and he's like, this podcast needs to be more affordable? And he like puts all of our like, oh, it's 50 cents and like fucking the $25 tiers.

is not like fucking two bucks You gotta make it more affordable That would ravage us People are struggling Yeah it would be Oh like oh I guess we're not doing this Yeah we're not we're not doing this don't work

I guess the podcast is done Thanks Zoran Thanks a lot Zoron I'm here for the people And I beg well we're people too He's like no you're not No you're not Have you heard of street law

Have you heard of street law I've heard of you guys are Did you I can't believe I forgot to mention this Did you see that fucking Mr. Beast Is opening a beast theme park in fucking Riyadh Saudi Arabia

that will by the way in its rules and terms and conditions or whatever you want to call it uphold and be behold into the rules, cultures,

norms and statutes that apply to the law of Saudi Arabia. So essentially there's a lot of people who are like Mamdani's going to make

Sharia law real in New York City. We're totally wrong they should have been focused on Mr. Beast who is literally going to be enforcing Sharia law at his theme park in Saudi Arabia. How amazing is that?

Have none of them read up about the people that they're taking money from? No, well, they don't care. They're business people. The only way that you make it to that degree, the only way that you make that much money is if you don't care about that stuff. What the fuck was that?

Sorry. That sounded Asian to me. Well, it is a robot. I'm going shin. Aren't all robots Asian? Child sex dolls at Shien. I feel like that's not. I feel like all robots are Asian.

Robot, save their child sex dolls. I want to get one later. Child sex doll. Shien. That's right. Ordered. Ordered. Fast track.

Premium subscription. Overnight delivery. Overnight delivery. That is. Drone delivery. Initiated. That is so insane. Do you guys agree that all robots are Asians?

No. Why not? They have to be. They have to be. They have to be. They're all made over there. You know what I just... What about American-made robots?

What the fuck is that? A Ford F-150? What are you talking about? No, there's a... What you call it? The, um, the little, the walking ones. Those are American. Oh, Boston Dynamics?

Yeah, those are Americans. They're Bostonians. They're like, what the fuck? I'm a fucking dog. Hey, get the fuck out of the way. Don't fucking kick me over, you bob. You, I'm, you punk? Hey, watch, you almost get me to your fucking car.

Stop picking me! Stop picking me! I finally saw one of those in real life. It was fucking weird. Where? Uh, the bono. a park mall. Just walking around? Yeah. Like, I was out in the front. I have a little

bit of footage of it, but I was too lazy to actually go. Yeah, and I was like, oh, look at fucking fucking thing. I saw people gang raping one. It was fucking horrifying. Okay, we're going to move on. No, really. Actually, it was terrible. It was terrifying. Where was it? What kind of people? Who was doing it? It was in Harlem? No, Harlem. Gang raping it.

All right. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Where do you think you go? You look kind of thick. You look kind of, you look. This skinny robot little thing. You look kind of thick. That metal looking fine. and a gang rape They just passed them I'm trying to think of like

Physical media that I would like It's cold as fuck too So they just got their pants Like down to their ankles You can see Steve coming off their droid I'm trying so hard Stupid They're all sitting around the corner

Pants down Or they're in front of a bodega You're at the right in front of a bodega Everybody else like I love this This is New York This is really New York. I'm fighting for the people

on the streets who are raping the dogs. Curtis is like, what the fuck is this? What? What? And then he gets in a cab and he gunshots spring off from inside the cab. Five more time. Every time he gets into a cab, he gets shot. He's just like, he just anticipates it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been microdosing, being shot in the cab. That's crazy. They're bouncing off. It's funny. I built somewhat of an amiable. Unity to bullets. That's amazing. Yeah, I know.

I know. Watch this. Get the sniper rifle ready. He tanks a 50 cowl to the chest. A 50 cow! Takes it to the stomach like a champ. I'd be like, we got to do another. I'm sorry, you're mayor.

I'm sorry, you win. He could be president. He should get some sort of higher office. He should be president. I mean, if he could survive a 50 cow to the stomach, he's like indestructible. Yeah, and then he would, yeah, for sure, nothing's going to happen to him. If he gets in a situation like Trump where he got shot in the ear

He'd be like Back to normal Ow What the fuck was that? That was crazy That reminds me of the Gambino crime family When they did that to be in 1980s Or whatever

Now it doesn't work on me Gambinos I'm coming for that ass Anyway Ooh that's a good story That is a good story Like Sliwa becomes like a like a Mob Terminator He becomes a new super soldier

He has so many stories Of him just being violently attacked. Do you see the video of him like on the street with that lady who's interviewing him? She was like, you ever been to London? It's like a British interviewer. It's like, well, actually, yeah. And it was like, was it a good trip? And it was like, well, I got stabbed in, you know, parliament or whatever the fuck. He was like, oh,

where? Where? And I think she, I think she was asking where locationally, like where in London? But he said, oh, my mouth. The blade still there, look. And you open this lip and the fucking blade still lodging in. I kept it as a souvenir. It gets in the way sometimes. It kind of helps me chew a little bit, too. It strengthened me. I was trying to find this meme where...

I'm unstoppable. I was trying to find... I can't find it. It was like a meme of how the candidates would have reacted to, like, a trade about the New York Knicks and stuff. Like, how do you feel about this or this? And, like, Zoran was like, yeah, you know, he basically kind of took the question. It was how people would react. Sure, yeah.

He took the question. He would be like, oh, the Knicks games need to be more affordable. And then Cuomo actually, like, answers it a little bit. But then, of course, Sliewell was like... Like, yeah, the fucking Devinchenzo family fucking try to assassinate me five times. Like, it was really funny. Everything's about him being attacked. Yeah, yeah.

It's, I thought it was pretty good. It's hilarious. But it's, you ever, have you looked at his wife and everything like that? What? His wife was like a staunch Bernie supporter, like, front line, like, huge donor. And then she flipped right entirely after, you know. Yeah, yeah. Of course.

Because he hit him. So, which is crazy. I think, I think flipping right after that is. It's out of spite, man. I'm telling you. A lot of, a lot of people just like they, they've lost faith. I mean, dude, even, even about. back then for me, I was just like, yo, fuck the Democratic Party.

Are you kidding me? How are you going to do this? You had such a layup in comparison. And by the way, even if you would have lost, at least then, you would have had something to point to, right? It was like, oh, well, that doesn't work. Yeah. That's what bothers me the most. It's like, you've never really actually tried this. Yeah. Well, you did

actually, FDR and you had a massive win with it, but like, whatever. Yeah. I mean, that's not even the same party. But yeah, I know. I know. Yeah. I know. Right. The powers that be made sure that shouldn't happen for a long time. and what pisses me off is, well, the motherfuckers, the stupid motherfuckers at the top, it's like, if you want to just maintain the status quo, just, all you got to do is just go and left a little bit more, and they'll still be insanely wealthy just by like 2% less or something. Yeah.

It's like, bro, if you guys just give a little. That's why none of those millionaires are leaving. They're always like, oh, I'm going to leave. And it's like, oh, well, actually, it's, oh, what is it, 20K? I don't even notice that. Well, the problem is that. All fucking talk. You take a step over there and then it leaves.

education, which meets they get defeated. That's all it does. It's like as soon as they give, they don't want to give any because they give any, it will change a lot. I don't know if they give a big problem. If you give a like say like if you give, I don't know. I feel like people are still too stupid because they'll become like if if things get decent, the people, there's a lot of people that's going to be good enough.

Yeah. There's a lot of people that's going to be good enough. Progressives will try to fight for more, but then a lot of people will be, oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. having fun now. Because while Trump was president, fucking almost 70 percent of pollsters said that the economy was doing well. These people

are fucking stupid. They're dumb as fuck. Yeah, everybody's stupid except for me, and I should become king of this planet. Yeah. All right, well, my answer is Eldon Ring. My answer's Eldon Ring, I guess. You need five more, four more, right? I should become God. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Wait, isn't it physical media? Physical media.

You have a physical copy of Eldon Ring? No, I'd get one. though. Okay. You had my Baldes Gate 3 from the Larian store. I'm trying to think of games that are like so replayable that like, you know what I mean?

Yeah. Like really replayable. Bonerscape's good. Elden Ring's good. Alden Ring. Finding a hard copy of Kotaur is probably a feat. Well, they might have it

for the Switch one. I bet, Eldon Ring, Halo 2. Yeah. Maybe Mass Effect 2 maybe. Um, damn. Mass Effect.

I don't know. Still Gil Ghibli's a banana driver. Actually, maybe Massifax 3 actually because it got that, that a horde kind of thing. Oh. I think I would do Red Dead 2.

I think I'll do Red Dead 2. Red Dead 2 is a great one. I have a physical hobby of that game actually. I do too. I have PS4. Yeah, I would probably do one of the hack and slash. I'm not sure which one, but one of the Dynasty Warriors or Samurai Warriors because I, I can play that shit all day and not even notice. That's crazy.

Those games get so repetitive to me, but like. Dude, if you're having fun, you don't, you don't notice repetition. I would get a video games. All video games are repetitions. I would get a beat them up for sure. One of the like, like the Simpsons beat them up. the side scroller. Oh, hit and run, actually, I would absolutely keep.

That's good. Simpson's hit and run is so good. I feel like that game is so short. And you know what, Marvel's Ultimate Alliance also? Like, I really miss that game. Where can you get hitting on that? Did it come off for Steam? No, right? No way.

No. No, you have to... I feel like there's Steam codes for it. I could be wrong. I mean, you might... For a period of time it existed. Look, I'm... Here's all say to you.

You can absolutely play it on PC. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't think there's a steam code for it. Yeah. I think there... I think I'm wrong, but I'll check. You would be correct.

I don't think so. It's not on Steam, I promise you. If it was on Steam, I would have it. It's not on Steam now. That's definitely. Yeah, for sure. But at a certain point. Those rights are gone. Yeah, I don't even know if it was at, I just don't remember. No way.

It wasn't around when it first came out. I know that. It was. It was. It wasn't popular. It was, it wasn't popular, but it was. Steam was around in 2004? I think so. I could be wrong. I feel like I remember, because I was surprised because I thought it was 2007.

And Run came out around a same time. It feels like that. It feels like around, I remember around the Obama time. Steam release. The first time I ever heard about Steam was around Obama time and, um, and, uh, crisis. No, not crisis. Steam was officially released on September 12, 2003. That's, wow.

That I have no idea. It didn't have a lot of support, I think, until, um, Half-Life 2, though, because Half-Live 2 was the thing where it's like, you can only get this on Steam. Yes. I think. Yeah. Um, yeah. Yeah, I didn't hear about it until it was, it was a, I remember getting game informer and

they were just basically, they were just basically they were, was come in my gaming forum because they were just glazing fucking crisis. Oh yeah. And I was like, it was like, did you play crisis through a good computer though? Have you ever seen it on there? Do you know someone that had a good PC in 2007? I did. You did?

Yeah. I saw it on there. Fucking rich Indian friends. Who? No, they were Italian. They were rich Italian. Oh, okay. So I know where they got their fucking money.

Okay, got you. No, no. The dad, the dad was actually a construction owner. Oh, no. Oh, no. Never mind. Yeah. I wonder how he got that.

Yeah, but he was construction. But it's what you call? Like, I remember going to my friend's house. And there was like, oh, have you seen this game yet? And I was like, oh, Christ, I heard about it. I heard it was pretty. And he was like, oh, pretty. Pretty.

He put it on Ultra. And I was like, this game looks. That was the first time I saw a game. And I was like, whoa. I remember mine. It was Fight Night. 2005. Fine not looked good.

On the 360, I couldn't fucking believe it. Yeah, I remember. That was on a, it's, I bet that still looks like surprising. It would, it would still look. You would notice it It's like, okay, that's clearly a 360 game today But like, I bet it looks way better than it has any right to look My friend picking Manny Pacquiao

And I'd pick Tyson He'd beat the flaming No, I'd pick Ali He'd beat the shit out of here at Mandy Paciow And he's like, you're not something getting beat up like that You're not getting beat up like that in this fight I would just lose So badly

Because they would do You could do the different weight classes in that game Clearly That was pre-HtMI too And I was yeah, it was You had the, what is it? The AV cables But there were like seven of them or something

And they were like Was it seven? It was like seven or six or six. You might be right. I don't know. It was more than three. Because for the 360, I remember it was like there was an HD.

It was like before HDMI, but it was HDAV. So it would be like the red, yellow and white. But then there was like blue and green. And then I think another red or like an orange or something. Something. And then they went to the regular. And then they went to HTML. I remember they,

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He had the old big fucking giant TV that quayed too much. And he couldn't play his Xbox on after he got the new one. He was like, what do I do? Well, you could just get the like the converter. Yeah, the converter or the proper. He was fucking 13. You didn't know what the converters, right? You were like, what the fuck do you do now?

I knew my converters only because like my first TV, the TV that I had originally, like I had a CRT in my room and it had no AV. And so like what I had was like we had an adapt, a coaxel. A coaxal. AV adapter. That's insane. So it would be like, you'd plug the AV cables

into this box and then the box would plug into the coaxil so you'd change it to channel three. I remember those days. You changed it to channel three to play your Xbox before the input days

it was channel three. Oh, damn. Some of the consoles even had like switches on them to be like to are you going to do three, channel three or channel four

whatever, depending on what that shit was fucking wild. Shit dude. Isn't that weird? man. Dude, I hate how much technology we live through because it makes us feel so much older than we are. It's really bothers.

I mean, we're at the, we're in an appropriate age to start feeling that stuff. I don't think it was like that exactly. I think so for sure. I feel like our parents felt that because they had kids to reference them. But I feel like for us, we have so much technology changing throughout our young years. Think of eras. So like, let's say what were the biggest? What were you going to say?

I was going to say, I think you're right, but only for a little bit. bit because I think during in the 2000s it was a lot of change and maybe towards like the mid early 2010s but I think since the mid 2010s everything's kind of slowed down drastically yeah for sure we still have like the same kinds of phones we had before

did they slowed down I feel like they slowed down because uh oh yeah to milk the fuck out of us though like there maybe could be some some leaps um I saw I saw somebody watching because there's been some wild medical leaps I saw someone watching television on like a

fucking, it was like, it was like a flimsy floppy thing. Oh. Like they had like a, there was like, oh, they're watching videos on. It was like, I saw something that was like. It was like a phone, right? But it was like, it was like, look what could be made. But no. It's, it's, let's keep the same thing.

Let's use the same minerals. It's all variations of the same thing. And they're better than, like, obviously like a phone now is way better than a phone was in 2015. The process. But like the difference is like. the difference in the feel of like what you're getting, it's not like 360 to Xbox original or like PS3 to PS2 was a crazy leap.

I mean, whereas like PS5 and PS4, like it's better, but I mean, you know, it's more of the same, really. Think of the jump between like, I don't know, like fucking, dick in your ass. That's crazy. Well, NES to NCC4.

I mean, all of it. Well, not even, those are like a long game console lines, but think of like the idea from like a landline of smartphones, you know, like that kind of jump. Right, but that's what I'm saying. We haven't seen that. That is like a true, like, different. thing like everybody having their own phones you know like that's wild to think about the craziest thing that

that i recall over the last couple years was you know foldable glass on the phones and then like maybe the apple vision pro that's stupid that 2,500 dollar headset oh yeah that nobody wants and nobody uses because who the fuck would want that yeah so like i mean it's it's there's cool technology happening i guess there's like robots and shit look i want stuff like that but i wanted to be gifted because like i just it's not practical not even you i don't i wouldn't accept a gift like that i would absolutely accept to give like that. It's your fault for buying me something that expensive. Like, I'm not going to...

I would. Like, I want to... Basically, I want it to be like, somebody buys it and they're like, I have... I don't give a shit about this. And then it's like, anybody else want to use this? Kind of like the fucking, uh... Oh, where to go? I just moved it over there.

Okay, the helmet that he got. Yeah. Like, that kind of shit. It's like, I have no use for this anymore. Because I do want to try some of the... I would like to try an Applevision pro. I'm not gonna bother. No way.

I cannot... Because I'm just curious about it. I like technology. Exactly. So like I'm curious, I'm curious to use everything, but like, I'm not going to spend thousands of dollars on tech that I'm curious about. Like even my switch, right? Like I got my switch too. I use it a lot.

Purposefully because I bought it. I'm getting my money out of it. I'm playing Sox on it. I'm playing a new Pokemon game. I play Bonanza. But like even that's just like that's not worth fucking like I'm glad I bought it myself and it makes somebody buy that for like half a grand for me. That's so much fucking money. Even my Steam deck.

I got that for Christmas. And I'm like, I used it a lot. But like, that's so much fucking money for someone to spend. on me. I'm just not, I just, because I feel like, unfortunately, based on how the world is, a gift begets another gift, unfortunately. Yeah. It should be out of kindness. Like, if I do something that's out of kindness. But unfortunately in the world, when someone buys you a gift like that, though they may not want to mention it, they're thinking about what you're going to get them when the time comes with them to receive a gift as well, too. Yeah. Gifts have become exchanges.

Unfortunately, other than them being supposed to be gifts. So it really sucks. Yeah. This is a great question. Taco 2D. Oh. Are our, our. Our resident YouTube pooper. Yeah. Shout out, man. Yeah, shout out to Taco. He's been killing it. He wrote, you know, nobody has asked this question in years of this podcast.

And he's right. Chris got to do it. Derek got to do it. So when's Sweeney's turn? When will Sweeney be a guest on the Rubin Report? There's no way. Dude, you look ridiculous in that thumbnail for the Rubin report. We both are ridiculous so much.

But you, but Derek looks like, Derek looks like an animal. made drawing of a black person. I look like a child version of someone else. Yeah. Entirely in that video. I'm doing poggers, man. I was like, why the fuck did they like,

I'm like, ooh, oh, oh. I was like, why would you choose that? He hated you. Why would you choose that, you fucking retard? He hated you. He probably. Because I didn't suck him off. He caked us in makeup.

That shit looked hilarious. Like, Derek's makes me, like, I saw it fairly recently. Like, maybe I got four or five months ago. And I was like, why does he look like that? he looks like a woo-woo. It's like, what the fuck is going on? I don't know why they chose that.

He's like, whoa! The only thing I think about that was L.A. was on fire. I remember that. So we were like, oh, we're going to have to leave. It seems like we're okay. Fucking smoke everywhere. I was like, I can't believe I'm doing this around. It was so stupid.

Yeah. And then when it finally came out, because I remember at one point, I said this, and I wasn't being antagonist on purpose. So I was like, all right, man, at the end of the day, either God is not real or he is really, he's an asshole. He's a piece of shit, you know, because we were briefly touched on religious because I think he was asking me about that. And then some, I remember getting essays, you know, after some people watched it, you know, and they're getting essays, like, wanting to argue with me. And I argue with a couple of people because I'm like,

why not? This will be funny. But I was like, guys, you can't, I'm just wondering. I was like, when you see me, do I look like a godly nigger? Like, are you, why are you shocked that I'm like, they're like, come on. What drives me insane with people without a lot of religious, it's like you understand that proven God is real is kind of not the point of religion. Do you, have you guys read the books? No. No. Of course not.

Everybody's hearing things from other people. Of course not. But it's like you got to, it's big. First and foremost, there's a reason why there's so many old religions that keep the same sort of ignorance in the people that follow it. But at the same time, we're supposed to take it on faith. If you knew God was real, then everyone would be believing in God. And it's like, what is the point?

You guys are just so. It makes me so sad because I was a part of that church for a long time. I was part of the church for a long time. And I did learn a lot of good things from it. But I feel like even the things that I learned that were good are just not even widespread perspective anymore of the religion. And it's like what the fuck happened? Like what? It was always that hateful, I guess.

But like what made such a radical change where it's like, oh, there's about there's, I guess. This guy still talking? What is it? What is the crazy? What is the concept of trying to spread the religion? What is it called again? Procletitist? Evangelist, no.

I think it's a proselytizing, I think it's called. I forgot what it's called, but that's not what Christianity is supposed to be about. I think it was literally, I think it was correct. I don't know. It might be. But there are evangelists. I know what you mean. Evangelist, like, the verb of that.

Yeah. But it's like, that's not what Christianity in his fundamental roots are supposed to be. It's supposed to just be faith and love to your fellow man. I thought it was just being following the commandment. That's all it's supposed to be. I just thought it was thinking Jesus was kind of cool. I think he's kind of cool. he's kind of neat, you know.

If you're a fucking, if you're a Christian nationalist, you think he's a fucking pussy beta cuck. That's true. Faggot, like straight up. I mean, that is. The nicest, the coolest guy from Canon. The coolest guy from your canon, he's like, I don't like him. He's a Jew.

And it's like, the nicest, coolest guy. Look, look, listen. I was thinking this earlier. I was like, bro, I don't even care about the people that are railing against Snap. Just revoke your Christianity. That's all. That's all I'm asking. Say whatever you want

Hypocracies a lot Say all the shit that you want to say That you don't want to feed poor people But don't you fucking dare Call yourself a fucking Christian It wasn't this before That's what makes it so weird What you're talking about?

Christian nationalism was always this Christianity The greater Christianity that I would see Spotted on various forms Wasn't what this is now It's well no It has always had this undertone Of like

There are Christian food drives right now It's always been here It's just Yeah yeah It is the rise of Christian nationalism That we're experiencing that people have experienced in other countries like fucking Germany

you know like they've experienced when it becomes nationalized and it only becomes for a sector of people which was you know Aryan people and they're trying to do it again right fucking now and that means don't help poor people because poor people are brown and icky

some of the I mean true some of the to them you know I'm yeah to them I like poor people I like poor people I don't know I don't know I don't know I take it back. I like my...

No, I don't like myself. Sorry. Welcome to the show. We have Kingston Jameson on. And I get on there and I just go Pharaoh instantly. Do you want to have sex with me? Coldstone E.T. wrote in. Whoa.

Coldstone E.T. Bring your husband. Hey, Coldstone. Is it the avatar? Oh, hell. Yeah. No, it's fucking Hector for breaking back in front of the fucking Eldon ring. What is that?

He's, he beat, fucking. millennia No he'd Hector Salamake in the world of Eldering Ring around just beeping

or ringing around with his fucking bell T TRO and he says greetings this will be

our last one and then we'll yeah and then we'll wrap the names greetings I'm sure you all have answered

a question like this before is there an obscure game from your childhood

that no one else knew you played my grandpa bought me grind session for grind session

what is that what's what's what's flowers I don't know what that is grind session

was like an urban version it was a little bit more urban than THPS, you know, and I feel like that. Oh, okay. And they try to compete, um, didn't. I liked it because it was a little bit more hood. Just a little bit. They look like me in this game. It was just like the soundtrack. It was more like, uh, yeah,

it was, it wasn't as yeah, you know, it wasn't as. Run. Yeah, it was punty. Rubby run. Even though I love T. HPS soundtrack, you know what I mean. Yeah. I mean, the new TSP soundtrack is more like that, actually. Is it? Yeah, because they got some, um, I think they have some, um, I think they have some. more like hip hop and stuff in it. Okay. I'd imagine. Yeah.

Yeah. Because I largely because I think like a lot of the older tracks they couldn't get, couldn't get back. So like, I just put this. It's updated a little bit. Okay. It's good though. For me. At least two is.

I don't remember the third soundtrack, although I know a game I was playing. We wouldn't wear it either. Well, let me finish the right at first. Oh. Grides says for PS1 from the clearance been at Best Buy. When I, when I won it, T-HPS. Look it up. If you haven't heard of it, cheers.

I am going to look it up while you answer. I, I, I really like. grind session. It felt like I wanted it to do well, but I knew it was doomed. I'm like T.HPS is way too big. Don't compete with Tony Ox P. Skater. It's stupid. I think back then it probably did pretty well. At the time, it might have been a decent idea to try it, but they lost. Yeah. The only felt like skate was the

like at a certain, when skate, when T.HPS was winding down because it was starting to become like fucking McDonald's. We're like just shit out anything. Then it's like, all right, skate. Now we need something. Grine session coming out around that time would have been good. But not when fucking at the height of THPS. Oh, wow. Yeah. For me, with the Woutane clan

I've never heard of this. I love that game so much. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience,

the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

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Jordans. Yeah, we were playing it. That game is insane, dude. You played it. I mean, my uncle would play that game all the time. Uncle would walk my ass in it.

I'm sure. My uncle, my pot-hid uncle that I played D&D and loved comic books. Shout out Uncle Joseph, bro. You, you, I don't know if you're alive or not now. And it makes me kind of sad. Whoa.

But thank you so much. Why don't you know that? I just haven't, I've lost contact with him. Dad probably killed him. I lost contact with him. It's really unfortunate. It makes me sad.

But what do you call it? It's you, you are, you're the goal. You put me on to most of the things I enjoy, and I really appreciate you. Yeah. Shout up Uncle Joseph Stalin.

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In the middle of this. Yeah. All right. That's crazy that you relate to Stalin. It's crazy. I'm not. I'm not. Is he Russian?

You just said straight up. You said shout on. Uncle Joseph Stalin. So I was like, somebody named Joe could only be Joseph Stalin. Yeah. I don't make the rules. It's not.

I just relay them. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's it. That is how the quickie rumbles. Well, thank you all for writing in. You're making a hookie combo.

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You would answer those questions then we would leave. You'd be like all right so thank you. The podcast ends today. We're going to take our money and we're going to leave. We're going to leave the country. We're going to go to, I'm going to go live in a shire.

I'm going to go get turned into the first black Terminator. Oh, you listen to the grind session? Yeah, I was trying to find this one song that's like stuck in, that would play all the time. But yeah. Let me put the, all right. We ready? Man. Ready to read me the, or what is it, the count me down or whatever with numbers and stuff?

Yep. Three. What way is the wrong way? Three. Good job. Good job. You're getting there. You're getting there.

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He's always been a big guy. He's always been, but now he's like a fucking monster. But now he's like a roided out wall. He looks insane. Dude, I saw... Have you seen his shoulders? His head is, it's like, he's shaped like the juggerna. Have you seen that video of Dave Bluntz wearing like that bright blue?

He's wearing like a crazy like bright, bright, bright, almost neon baby blue jacket. And he's sitting... No, somebody was like, this dude is dressed like a clear day. And I was like, that is a fantastic comment. I wish I could like it and repost it. But I can't. Why not? What?

Because there's no way to do that on instance. There's no, you can't re- you can't retweet a comment on someone's. Oh, because a comment. Yeah, it was a comment on like an Instagram real. And I was like,

you can do now you can dress like that in stories. I've seen comments so good that I put it in a, the only thing that's awkward about it is that it alerts the person. Oh, and so now like they might have even anxiety that like, because like I have a lot of people following me. Yeah. And I've taken people's comments and put it in my story because it's,

it's hilarious. And then they go private. And they're probably like, fuck but I'm like no it's funny you're you're not you shouldn't get attacked but I still feel like it's awkward they shouldn't alert them yeah it is weird the other less popular company trans night uh ice and the fire department fighting and gangster quest I'm going to Gilbertsin with a mortar Sweenne's breath attack hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO Arvin Krishna and I asked him how can companies use AI to

its fullest potential to create smarter business. My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software, 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive.

Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway.

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I fuck his mouth, dick him deeper. Just to show you I'm gay. Just to show you I'm gay. There it is. Done. Fucking crazy. Off the fucking dame.

Off the dome. We're built for this. I'm built differente, bro. In the same way that BTS is built for frontline combat in the Korean military. They're back now, right? Didn't they come back finally? I think they only have to do like 12 weeks.

They got to fire back. Wait, BTS? I think there's like a minimum sentence or like it's like two years, isn't it? Because, yeah, something like that. There's a Chan Chong Zhong, the Korean zombie in MMA. He had to leave, did. It sucked. In the prime of his career, he had a fucking serve.

At least they're not like involved in anything. They're just kind of, yeah. It is mostly just sitting around. He did. Yeah, just cleric work. Did he come back and he was not it anymore? It was just, he got back to the top, but couldn't win. because it evolved without him

and get the piss beat out of them every time he fight for the championship. Toffee Speardruck, Uncle Tom Beiner and Negro Chap, berserker Broly's bang bus-sized beanie Beanie. Who was that thing? Pig Beas? Last episode?

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no you didn't I'm not exaggerating I mean I I don't know how to explain it I don't believe you Pig venus is fucking Pig penis because like it's big penis But I thought it was

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Do you see that video of Chris Hanson on that podcast where he's like watching his own clip and he's like he's talking. It's like he caught a pedophile like a week before Christmas or something. No. And like it's him. He's like, it was the week before Christmas, not a creature was stirring. Except for you, Mark.

That's bars. Trying to find sex with a 15 year old girl. That's bars. I think I love that. And they were watching it. They were watching with him. It was like, did you were a hurt. that and he was like, I think I'm out of practice it a couple times.

I know Chris Hansen's like a dick and it like, the stuff that he does isn't technically helpful. Technically, apparently, because like, you know, he just outs people, but he makes it he renders the evidence useless or something like that. But I can't help but like it.

You know, I don't know. I like him. He's funny. It's fun, man. I like his delivery. I like that he's so unassuming and that he does this. Yeah. And I don't know, man. It's fine. I can't help, but I like it. It's fun.

I'm not a creature with stirring. Except for you, pedophile. Trying to fuck a child. You're a tough all, right? Bars. You imagine asking you? You're a pedophile, right? You're a petophile, right?

I love that video of that guy that, like, that Asian dude where he's like, I sure could use a slice of that pizza. You know what's a video I'm talking about? Yes. No, I don't. Where the, like, he lures the guy and he's like, come with pizza or whatever. Like, it's usually the case in, like, to catch a predator things. a guy comes with pizza. I was like, hey, I got pizza.

And he's like, I really could use a slice. He's like genuinely hungry, but he still has to do the. He's like, tell you what? I'll let this whole thing go for just a slice of that pizza. But it's like the impression's really good. I'm not doing it justice. It's a really good video. I forget the content creator.

I keep seeing him around. Like, he's the guy that I recognize when I see him, but I never look at the username or. Yeah. Yeah. But it's good stuff. I don't even care if you fucked anybody. I'm honestly just so. hungry. I don't care what you've done.

Have you guys seen the pedophile? You've got seen the pedophile finder is the one that Alleyoop's the guy and another dude. Oh yeah. And the one that throws the guy off like a one story fucking full. I hate that shit, dude. The alleyup is crazy. I saw that and I was like why they do? They like brain damage the guy with a pumpkin. That's what made it crazy. It's like, yo, that pumpkin is durable. Yeah, pumpkins are fucking tough. It was fucking early October. That's true. They were still. They were still. They were so strong.

Because I've hit people with pumpkins before and they've blown up. It's not a December. Unless it's a frozen pumpkin. And they were probably hauled out pumpkins. You fill a pumpkin full of water. Then you freeze it and you hit somebody with it. Drop it off a bridge. Dude, that's, oh my God.

The idea of somebody lugging that around. I mean, frozen pumpkin. Put the pedophile right under the bridge. With a tungsten cube in the middle. That's crazy. I mean, it's not too far away from we used to throw. frozen turkeys over the freeway That is crazy

That video That video It's a video of my brain Because I've played it so many times But the idea that the lady's head Got broken It crushed is crazy That is so fucking evil man

It's a turkey where a head It's supposed to be Yeah yeah yeah That people I love that We talked about that Driving all the making it all the way home And then as soon as you

The body had memories Evil people, man. It's like real-time cutscene shit. Mike for Steve. Andy Pants have made AIC's have his own daughter with a fuck. Old man spaghetti nuts. Domo Nation. My name's Ross and I feel so attacked by that one name.

How about no you? I think what's somebody saying like if your name is Ross, you're gay or something? Oh, jackpot. Derek not chauvin is innocent. Hashtag Friam, round-eyed Asian, went trick-or-treating as Sweenie didn't get a single treat.

Changing the Such a terrible costume He's a black fat guy What the fuck? Yeah, he's like, What are you even doing? What are you supposed to be? A podcast host?

He's like, How old are you? 30. 32? That's crazy. Chris, bugchaser Maldonado, changing the plot of death note So that the death note

doesn't actually work And light is just really lucky. That's an awesome premise. Riuke is like, I like that. He's just a complete face. fake. Yeah, it's not real. He's fake. He's like, this is fake. I'm fake.

I am in your mind, idiot. You're giving apples to the wind. There's a bunch of rotting apples. It smells terrible. This is fucking fake. Why would I eat apples, you retard? That's bitch-ass mom. Not going to do nothing about it? She's not even like, my son's crazy, but I'm not going to say anything. I'm scared. I think that note is such a funny show.

This is like, he's such a clear-as-day school shooting. kid. It is just like... Oh, light, yeah. He's like, I'm gonna be able to destroy all the evil on the world.

And it's like, imagine walking past me when he's like in the middle one those mom logs and being like, I'm running. Like, all right.

I'm, I'm moving from Japan. I'm not even going to be here at all. How does you change your name? The original video podcast fucking sucks. What the fuck are you talking about? What if,

what if light was going to kill you but you changed your name? Oh. I don't think that would still work. I think it would still work. Because you're ultimately still that person. If you're not anymore What if you also change your name

And change most of your life I don't think the death note Cares about governmental designation But then why would they care about names in the first place Because I think it's more of a spiritual thing I think you still like you You would What if you are not like

When if you get amnesia And you are effectively not yourself anymore We're the fucking names That's so stupid Queen of fat ass My fellow Americans You hold my Obama list Look up Obama library

Oh yeah that's right He does have a good That's right his presidential library It looks like a forerunner installation It looks like a building you'd come Walk up on a lot of books No it just I mean maybe I

I don't what is the presidential library for It's not just for the president's favorite books Is it? No it's just a bunch of like history about the president But like the bill Look up Obama's presidential library I swear to how it looks like something you would come across in like halo It looks like a four runner building

That you'd be like what the fuck is in here I wonder what I wonder what life forms exist in this building. Right. It's brutalist, you know, that architecture? This looks fucking weird. Does it not look like that? It looks like doing architecture.

Yeah, I'm telling you, dude. It looks like a, it looks like a... He's like, I'm a fucking nerd. I look it. I'm a nerd and black, so you know I have magic. I like brutalism. I like the architecture of the Gerald Hanay. What?

All praise shy halloo. What are you saying, Brock? All praise Shah Hulud. You know, the Quizek, Caterer. will rise. Insula. That's great. Lama, I'm laughing a lot.

I can't wait for a lot of finally kill all the infidels. He's got anything. He's like, it's like an impression of Barack Obama as a turtle getting kicked out of his house. No. Have you seen it? He's like, Michelle. My shell.

It's so stupid. Gay. That is a really good. joke. I thought it was pretty good. That's a really good joke. It's a good joke, man. Thank you. I mean, I didn't come up with it. I hate him. I'm not praising you. I'm praising a joke. All right, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Blonde blue-eyed German man campaigning to make Pokemon 2D again. Why is Japan's new prime minister, Loki giving cart titan? I don't know what that is. What is he doing? Loki giving the cart titan. I don't know what a cart titan is. Who's a car titan? Who's a car titan? He does? Yeah, the Mohammedister. They say he looks at the cart titan. What is it? What is a car titan? And attack on Titan, there's one Titan that's quad petal, and it looks like it carries people around.

It looks like the prime minister of Japan. Because there's a weird fucking dog is a girl from 9-day fiancee. This girl's sister looks at the cart titan, like straight up. Why does everybody know what this character is? It's a cart titan, man. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck?

I hate this. You should. I wish I can look up because I don't remember her sister's name, but I would show you the show because I was like, oh, this is the fucking car titan. That's crazy. There's a lot of interesting builds of human. Yeah. Yeah. I still never forget the video that.

That lady that looks like the profit of regret that we found. That shit killed me because I said it immediately. You were like, what do you talk? Oh. It was clear as day. Like, to the point where like, if you hadn't said that, it would have still been the first thing that came to mind if I saw that picture with no context. I would have like, that's the profit of regret. Not even the profit of truth, not the profit of mercy, specifically the profit of regret.

God damn. I want, Phenboy clown now with honked boys. I want to be the spirit of vengeance in Sween's balls. Can come at the end of a peehole. Da, da, that dick, that,

that, that, dick, dick, penis. People like that show so much and I just don't get it.

Like, I get why people like it. Man, it was good to me. I think, I think they missed, they miss the whole part

that makes the ending. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of smart talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines.

Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stockup savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for store-wide deals and earn four times of points. Look for in-store tags to earn on eligible items from Celsius, Body Armor, Oro Aida, Silk, Capri-Sung, Bavarian Meets, and Charmin. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event-long savings.

Stack up those rewards to save even more. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in-store or online for easy drive-up and go pick up or delivery. Restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. The ending's no matter what. But like what makes the ending kind of conceivable, they just remove it. I'm going to get you. I'm going to blight you.

You wait. Pulling a hammer. I'm gonna get you. Rick's like a you. Ricky when I get you, Ricky. Ricky won't. I hope Ricky never got that guy, man. Who's Ricky?

There was some guy that was like... Burwick? Progzilla versus King Gaynor, Fatcox and crack rocks. GTA 4 Swingshead Blitz. Frogs together strong. Gay Master Chief be like, sir, finishing this dude. The male gaze, Benassus, Greek out of the herbs.

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I'm on my yahoo when I was a kid I've been hearing negative things about Netanyahu my entire life Like my entire cognizant life I remember on the news I would hear like bad shit Bad shit about him And that was back when most people liked him Or like most people Or at the very least we're like you know

They didn't care Or indifferent to the point I think people disliked him. I think people genuinely, politically did not like him back then either. People who paid attention. They were kind of like, you're still dangerous.

But now we suck it. He got that other guy assassinated. He's like, I'm just, if you don't like me, you hate matzabal soup. And it's like, no.

I just hate you. The narrative, it is crazy that that's a real narrative that people I actually earnestly believe. Like, he's like, oh, you can't criticize the government

without criticizing the, the, the, the, The ethnic group. And it's like, I don't know how to even converse with a person who believes that. You just can't. That is so irresponsible.

It's so stupid. Like it literally is like a first grade. Like that's the kind of thing. That's the kind of thing the slow kid says. Not even. Not even. That's the thing of the guy that read a chapter of a book says. Oh, in one chapter.

It's like you'd even finish reading it. I read the forward. Yeah. Read the forward. That's crazy. Say what you want about. You're like, I know what I'm talking about. I read the back of the book.

I read the back. I read the back. It tells me everything I need to know. I read epilogs. I have definitely done a book report by reading the back of the book. Oh, me too. Yeah. We've all been there. I, yes, for sure.

Definitely like early high school. I'm like, I'm trying to get laid. I don't give a fuck about summer reading. Suck all of my dick. Summer reading was always like a... The fact that they had the nerve to give you summer reading is crazy. Instead of having better curriculums in school. Isn't that wild?

Isn't that insane? It's infuriating to be forced to like, Because it was always like a, when I was going to school, it was always like a preset list of books that you had to choose from so you couldn't read just what you wanted. I just remember being like, this blows. Venus Cheney, dead as fuck. So much curriculum needs to change.

It's insane, dude. Say what you want about, oh, I said that bad. Big meaty stinks. Donald dumps shard of the deal. Gay sex be hyped even more. Come on, guys. Maybe, but we'll see. Gay actor, Rosebud Delicious.

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Team Jacob or team N-word? John Otto, take him to the Matthews Bridge. Bruce Willis is really dying hard right now. It's shaking my head. Dying hard is a crazy way. That's really fucked up. Dying hard is such a crazy. That is really fucked up.

How come that's never come to my head? I can't believe I never thought about. A piece of shit. Does I do like that guy? Oh, I get it. Shut the fuck up. He's had to. He's had some wild political takes, actually.

I like Bruce Willis. Yeah, I like Bruce Willis. I love not knowing that. Yeah, keep not knowing that. Yeah, that's what I want to not know that stuff. Didn't he say specifically that he thought, um, gays were scary? And he said scary with a W. He is Russian.

He said, like me, she said like I say it. Gays are scary. He's a scary. He's a scary. I'm dying hard. I'm dying hard. I'm dying. Oh!

Nine inch males. Head in my hole. He's a scary. Gayneye the butt sex guy. EA Sports is in the sand. Shaming ops till they're deranged and drooling. November 19th, 2026, loll, LaMau even. I don't like that.

I don't like that at all. November 19th. Oh, man, that's four days after the Halo remake's going to come out, I bet. God damn it. Chris, your two brain cells racing for third place sween. I don't know. I don't know. I'm too.

My brain cells are too slow to know what that means. Oh, I get it. a million beers, a million billion beers cardboard pie. Department of Horror, the podcast was dedicated to the brave hell divers of O'Shaunny. I haven't played hell divers in a long time,

so I'm like, that game is crazy, bro. It's a fun game, it's a good game. I just have to play more shit. It was just, I don't know, man. I'm diving in hell. I remember, what was it? Malavalon Creek, I think, was the big one.

Heck divers. Heck divers. That's like the rated T. I think it is rated T, actually. I'm not sure. I don't know either actually It feels like an emirated game for some reason But like it also I don't I can't point to any

Yeah it being like crazy enough to be It's clearly a PG-13 game Hell Divers Was rating T for Tits This rated RIC is probably hyperviolent Rated T for immaculate tushy Read a T for trance Hell yeah there you go

That's what that's what the fucking that's what the fucking anti-woke people think was going on Oh the bugs are turning you fucking queer fucking woman. Welcome to gay stop. Power to the gairs. Power to the gay people. Power to the... Oh, it is rated them.

Okay. I can't really... I understand why, really. Because there's no real blood in it. There's immense violence. Is there blood, though? But there's immense violence. There's Halo games that are rated T.

But Halo is not like... I mean, sort of, yeah. It's significantly less graphic. I don't know if it is... I don't know of any... Is there like dismemberment in hell divers? I can't remember. Yes.

Is there? Yeah, you blow parts of their heads off. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I have to replay it. I don't really remember. It's way, it's like,

I don't remember feeling gory at all. It's like what you call it. But maybe you can't get your arms blown off and I just don't remember. Like in the Predator movies, right? Those movies are extraordinary. Like, I want to tell my nephew those movies, but I can't because they're horrifyingly violent. What, the documentaries about Jared?

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What? God damn. What is that? Magical black people. All right. I hate it even more. I hate it even more than I thought I would. The Chainsaw Man movie was absolute cinema.

Everyone tap in now. Cock cheese crumbs. Oh, I can't do it. I only watch a couple of episodes. I love chainsaw man. Is it about a chainsaw man? That goofy little thing just, Puccino?

Fuck that thing. Puccina's adorable. That's the complaint that you have about anime. There's always a character like that. That's stupid boaster they always got to put in there. I'm glad in Dragon Ball, like those kinds of characters

are really like, you're in Dragon Ball. They're in Dragon Ball. They're in Dragon Ball's either kind of in it, but they're like so relegated to the background. Barely, the fucking cat. The cat is with a...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Poor, poor and freaking, they're relegated to staying out of because they'll die. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, yeah. They're like, yeah,

we're not going to get murdered by Salon's going to kill him on purpose. I do. I do like that that world got so hyper dangerous that like the cute characters canonically were just not safe anywhere. It was very funny. They don't bring chow-suit or things like that. No.

He's just going to get killed again. No, after the cyber man, he can't come back. So we're not going to bring him. A guy's not going to give us divine energy to chowtsu for him to come back. He can't bring it here. He couldn't do, he couldn't scratch anyone. Like he looked. That is one of the wildest scene ever.

He killed himself. And then it was like literally, Napa was like, huh? He was like, he was like. He was like. bombed someone and it just barely Chinaman blow him a lot of my bed. He says Chinaman for some reason he knows

he knows the condensation and said it to hurt people. Yeah he's a space Nazi. Do you look at it? A little Chinaman friend died on my back. Drink me my cock is overflowing with weewee juice. Please drink some of me. You ever see the the art of Napa going super sand? Oh it's eyebrows?

What is it? He's beard and eyebrows change? It's so stupid. I feel like his head should get really big. I feel there should be a phantom. There should be phantom hair there, you know? There should be like an idea of hair. It should be Bart Simpson. His head becomes spiky and like skin.

Somebody draw Super Sand. Somebody draw Super Sandhapa right now with like spiky skinhead. What really bothers me, right? Is that they're like, oh, full blood saints, hair doesn't change. But then Napa's bald. But then, no, but literally Vegeta's hair has changed from when he was a little kid. So what are you doing that? You could argue that that's like just art style.

Like. Napa straight up had hair Yeah, he had hair. You know, like in the back Or in the flashbacks. It's the same way that Napa's a hybrid Then it has to be What I mean, the reality is like

They didn't, they're just making shit up. Of course! Of course! They talk about hybrids in the beginning of the series But it's like, so what? Y'all didn't... I love watching Jack Yugar clips Because he's always so indignant.

He's like the most indignant person I've ever seen. He's always like, you're pathetic. You're pathetic? What's wrong with you? Did you see that clip recently of him? Like talking to that lady where he's like, I can't remember they're debating Israel or something. It's like, why are you bringing, oh, Stephen Miller's wife or whatever, where she threatened to get him deported. Oh.

Whatever. He's like, you're pathetic. He's like, he has so much like he, there's a lot of stank on it. No matter what he says, it's hysterical. Angry, sarcastic man. Even when he's being talking normal, he still has to be kind of like an asshole about it. Yeah. Like, oh, this thing happened.

And it's like, dude, this is good. Mom Donnie won. You see that video of him at the airport Like all those years ago? Like being angry at His flight got like delayed or whatever No I love that video

It makes him look terrible But he's just venting out He's like you guys are fucking evil He doesn't say that specifically But it's like it's that energy Yeah Where he's like he's making life so hard For these like people who didn't do anything

You know I love that If you don't put you over the back You're not hungry enough Goondevil the man without come Just so you know Sween has true sight and that's why he can see his dad

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I was think of a... What's that guy's name? Vush. What was his name? A Rush V? Yeah. Every time I hear that name, I think of that. I haven't thought about him in a long fucking

Bruce was like, he was like a mannosphere kind of guy. He's like a pickup artist, I think. 100%. Or like he was trying to be. What did he say? Female butt obsession leads to homosexuality. Oh yeah, that's right. There's some, there's a, there's a thread.

I could not disagree more. There's a thread there. I think male butt accession leads to homosexuality. I think you just like butts so you'd be like, that's it. They're just like, they're just one of those weirdos that are like, oh, if you like anything about an anus, that means you're thinking about fucking guys. in the ass. I'm like, no, you are. I'm thinking about fucking you and he ass.

That's you, brother. I've not thought about that. Only you thought about that. He's like, why don't I fuck a man? Derek's Bruce Willis impression gets an 11 out of 10. Oh, yeah, thank you. Oh, no, not me. I never gave my whole your face to face with a man who sucks off shows. Do, nino, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nilene, no, no, no, no.

Very cool. Yeah. You all ever pissed green instead of black like it usually is? Yeah. Craig the Canadian, deadly queen Deadly Queen has already entered your ass. Third bomb bites the dick. Another one bites his cock.

Yeah. Another one blown. And another one blows a cock. Hey. Hey. Are you homo? No, it would be like, hey, gonna blow you too. Another one.

Yeah. I haven't heard that song in a long time. That baseline sounds gay to me. Bown. Bamp. Like, I like him. I mean literally homosexual. It is gay.

It sounds homo erotic to me. It really does. I'm not even joking. It feels funky. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm talking about. I mean, it's not exactly straight. Is funk gay?

It sounds not particularly straight. Not all funk is gay, but like gays live in funk. I think it's like 70% gay. I don't think funk is really that gay. I would think that because you're gay, dude. But I would know better because I would know better because I'm gay if I knew. No, because you just think it's normal. You don't even think of it as gay.

You think of it as default. I don't think of funk as gay. I think of white funk is gay It literally rhymes It literally rhymes Funk gay White funk is different What is white funk

That scygees And another one bites the dust Like that type shit No it's not Yeah it is Like stuff like that Like that was You know

Because that's a funky ass song Yeah for sure You know what I mean Like I know they're gay The ones that made Another one that bites the dust Because you know

They suck dick Yeah But outside of that Well he's gay We're not We don't know that Queen is gay. Queen is gay. Freddie Mercury is gay. Queen is gay. And by proxy, they're gay because Freddy's gay.

I don't know if Brian May is gay, though. I don't know if he's, he may not be gay, but queen is gay. He was made to be gay. They, he forced him to be gay. Born to be gay. Queen is gay. Grog. Grock, is this true? Game shot. Yeah, game shot coming. Chris change your name. It's your boy, Shawnee D. minstrel blackface in the big 2025 you know Quasimoto predicted this Did you see the girl

That girl that is black face She was walling out What's her name? I don't know man Something she was that with the girl The one that said the N word The one that That sounds like a lot of people

The one that Brittany Vinty Did one She was Oh yeah I saw her around the He will not divide us She stopped by

She was at the The camera The camera thing And around the guy That was playing The snake eater Who was doing a live rendition of that.

Oh yeah, I do remember. That was a funny, that was a funny fucking thing. That was fun. I miss dumb shit like that. I miss dumb shit like that too where he had the flag up

and everybody, everybody somehow found it every single time. I can't believe that shit, dude. It is insane. I was thinking about that the other day when I was recording outside my apartments when the Dodgers won.

And then I was thinking I was like, somebody could probably find out where I am just by just by the sky. Yeah, it's just like, I know where that star shines in that direction. It's so crazy.

It is really insane. Like, because it was in some really remote location. for like at least two of the times. It was. I still can't believe that shit. They did the same thing for somebody. Someone moved to... I can't believe that was a real thing.

Someone moved to... I can't even remember who it was, but they were getting harassed online. And then they moved to fucking, like, Ireland or something. And she was staying in a fucking hotel, and then they found her by the sheets. That's crazy. I remember that. Yeah, I just don't remember who it was.

That is insane. It was somebody who went after Kiwi Farms. Who was it? I don't remember. Trans woman. I don't remember. Oh my God, that trans woman that went after the Kiwi Farms. And everybody hates her.

I knew about it. The Indian guy went after her. Mudahar. Mudahar what after her? Keffels, Keffels. Oh, right. It was Keffles. She was getting harassed.

She moved to Ireland to escape what it didn't make any sense to do that. She, I think, you know, what is this? Oh, that's not Brittany Venty. That's somebody else. That's a different. Oh, no, Brittany. Brittany, Brittany, Brittany did it. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10,000. 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind.

If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change, It needs to change in the process because the biggest change is not technology. It's getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things.

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That is true. I've seen her do that, but I'm like, I've seen her put that. But she's half black like Andrew Tate's half black, you know, it's like you're, well, I've seen that as a shield. Yeah, but like you're still a fucking asshole racist. Well, yeah, putting in her bio as a shield, right? Like, it's not like she's actually proud of it or anything because she would never do anything of the shit that she does if she actually cared. Exactly. She's an old elder troll, though.

Like, I mean, like, she's like, I don't know. That's your kind of, that's your whole thing. I'm not even really perplexed by it. It's these new people who just showed up all of a sudden. Yeah. Who were just like, I'm going to do it. And I'm just like, who the fuck are you? That's the one that said the N-word and she was trying to fight off saying, nigga.

And they were like, you just said that. She's like, I don't want to take no broke, niggin. It's like, you're just, you're- Yeah, this. It's boring. Like the, the fucking, like, the, blackface would have been shocking in the mid-2000s of me. I'm like, holy shit. Like, someone's fucking, like, doing that right now. Well, I mean, Jimmy Kimmel was doing it.

So not in a, but in a, oh, I'm cost playing as fucking car alone, the fucking. the fucking guy that I'm pregnant to a 13 year old It would be shocking In like 2013 2014 People call him to go And it's like

Yeah maybe that's something Yeah A lot of the shit doesn't even really phase me Him He's the goal to R. Kelly We are losing Objective and award It's so crazy

Yeah but yeah I've seen them do that shit For all the way And it's like you guys are Imagine trying to appease fucking those losers In this day and age Blackfish is so funny

Because it's like Like oh I'm gonna I'm gonna appease The alt-right types right now Like really radical opinion on that is like you can do that but you cannot cry about charlie kirk costumes oh yeah you know what i mean i saw two i saw one in person and i saw one posted that was really nice one i didn't i saw was crazy i saw one oh yeah yeah but i decided against it i that's that's that's good

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I always love that. That's a good one. Alzheimer. Chris, I get to jacked while he's charging it for some reason. I'm like, why are you getting jacked? Like, why are you swollen up?

Because that's just what happens, man. You know what they say? Alzheimer's that enzymes. Hey-oh. Remember dementia? Chris is in the top five wiggers of all time. The 12 gays of Christmas, lustful Chris,

be like, so if I sign this contract, I get the fuck hammy, but Sween gets molested by Akuma, where's the downside? I forgot about this right. That's a clip. That's definitely a clip worthy.

Oh, yeah, I do have to go back in like a capture there. Yeah, that'll be a good one. I don't know what to do. Like, it's so weird, like the clips that were, like, that other clip is at 2 million almost, I think. I don't understand. I don't, it's so normie territory. I know. And I guess that's why.

Maybe that's what we got to do. Yeah, like, pull them into this. It's like, it's like, oh my God. What was that band? Oh, my God. They had like that one song that was like nothing like anything that they did and it like hit. Oh, I don't know. And then like, it's like, it's like, it.

everybody who got the album was like, what the fuck is this? There's probably a lot of those. They're pretty, yeah. But I think it was like a like a 3-11 type band. It might have been 3-11, actually. But I don't know. I don't know. Sugar Ray maybe has the game.

I mean, back in the day, they work completely different. Then they're like, oh, let's just do, uh, fucking marshals and smart and fly. Like, what the fuck was that? That music? And then you go to the album and it's like, I know, I was like, what is this music for? I don't understand. It's literally shopping music.

Yeah. You don't like shopping music? You don't like shop right music? I don't. I don't because I work. I only hear it when I'm shopping. I worked in retail so I hated it. Of course.

There are songs that are completely ruined because I flashes me back to Sears. Literally, there are certain songs that I hear that I can taste the donuts from Duncan again when I hear him. And that's literally trauma. Yeah, it's nothing but. That's funny. Wageley 583, three boys won Uhoo, Papani Bros. Presenting, publishing presents Frank Reynolds's new children's books, The Horax. Like the War X, that's stupid.

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How is that? Is that white? It's just fun music. The whitest music. It's white fun music. It's white fun music. Elipsis fan. I'm going to peg Jason Todd.

Does anyone know where the love of God? That's a pretty widely dominated kind of music. It's a dominant. It's dumbed. It's sound white, if you know what I mean. Yeah. Because I like it. John Strickland.

Niggas that entered it gave it some of them my favorite. And then like, you know, you put a nigga in that band. That song ain't going to sound like that anymore. It might sound better. That's what I'm saying. It's a good, so good, from good, from great to amazing. Coming so hard, I pass out shit and come again. The first church of key, David, instead of agave, I read a gape, call that spreading misinformation.

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This is just to fuck with me. It's literally just bullshit. It's nonsense words. You're a bad person. Thank you for the money, though. You're banned forever. But you're also locked into paying. So you can't unsubscribe, but you can't get access.

48 month fucking, uh, 48 month, uh, commitment, uh, commitment, uh, commitment, suspension. Whatever. Whatever. We'll figure out. Whatever. We're going to make a new word for that. Yeah.

Like locked, locked in. Something that means both those words at the same time. Right. Yeah. So it means nothing. Whatever, man. Vince is, uh, Vince's bag baby,

Plurbus, looks really good so far. Oh, I haven't seen anything from it. I saw him give an interview. I got to check it out. That's Vince Gillian's new show. Oh.

I don't know. I'm not going to watch it until the last season, like I did with Breaking Bad on us. Is that fucking dead? It's probably, it's bad breaking. Bad, a criminal becoming a nice person.

That's most shows. No. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Villains. That's not really most television. I think it is.

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I'm just some old guy. Right. You know, to him. You're good at Mega Man? No. I am. I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm good at. I'm good at the old Mega Man's I'm not good at. The old Mega Man's I'm only good at. I can't. Like, I don't think I've played, I don't think I've played X though, to be fair. I'm going to have the X ones. But the X ones are like, they kind of hold your hand through becoming good at a certain point. Eventually you turn into like a deity. They're so fucking fun. I love the original Mega Man's.

I love Platformers, man. I played, I think, Mega Man 8 or 9? Which one was the one that came out on 360 in like 20, like around that? 9 or 10 or something? One of the ones came out recently. That game was fun. 11. I think it was Mega Man 9 that I played.

I really like 9 ago. I just, yeah, I just, I'm an ex-nigger. They just, it's. X is just cooler. It's a lot. So you're white? Yeah, I'm an ex-nigger. Yeah.

It's a dumb joke. It was to imply that he... Stop! Jesus Christ, dude. The last fucking day, we're all the time. Supermassive black cock dudes. Oh, by Mews? That's so stupid.

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Cock super long. By Nicky Ziggy. Last page. Penis Prime using the AllSpark to do Watergate. I would have focused. Bigfoot, standing in the showers, everybody stabbed my heart out.

Hey, look, it's a little game even. Fuck me on my ass. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. Sniper, that's only accurate when he has post nut clarity. That's crazy.

That's insane. So for a moment, for a moment, he's like, that's a very fleeting clarity, too. Like, that doesn't, it really doesn't last long as.

You can have it. Boom. People really overstate that clarity. That's like maybe like a 15 seconds. But it is, but it is really, it is blinding. I don't have it

because I'm aware that it's so, fleeting. So you refuse to have clarity because it's fleeting? I've never had clarity in my life. He's got the world's fastest refractory period. So like it's like the clarity is like about half a second. I'm almost I'm almost free and you come back and like boom you're like oh what have I done. What have I done? What have I done? It was a bitch. Pussy again. You want this? You put your bib back on.

That was me for a period. They put a bib off for you. That's crazy. 2020, 2020. That was absolutely me. For like a good year and a half that was me. What, bibs? I was just like, yeah, it was putting on my bib, dude. I like that. Getting to work. There is a good old school meme of Obama putting on a bib, and it is a meme about eating pussy. I don't know if you've ever seen that.

I've never seen that. Putting on a bib is crazy. Even biving babies feels insane to me. But like putting on a bib is a grown man. Putting a bib on is awesome. I'm going to do that now. Next time I find myself in that situation, I'm going to be in there. I think that would kill the mood so bad.

I'm not like dating that person. I'll just do it in the dark. You won't notice. That's crazy. The line on a bib. A stained bib. That is crazy. You look at your hand like fucking, like pool bear does.

Oh, yeah. Who is New York Nick? Atheorian needs help lowering his weapon in Hale 3, Progering and Hunter Nefram, and rounding out our list as usual is our beloved king of haphazard. Oh, Bala. Oh, Bala. I have a gun Pigleth Tell me why I shouldn't smite you

BID. Yeah, right? Of course it's not popping up. There's hunters in the woods, Christopher Robin. Yours, don't worry, poo. I'll handle them. And you just hear screams as he's torturing one of them. I know where they all are now. Tigger gets shot and he's like,

suffering slack attach. That's not what he says. That's the best thing. That's not what he says? Fuck it. Is that now? Who am I thinking of? You're thinking of his cousin

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