The Snark Tank - #373: Kingstomin Jamanyahu

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

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exclusively on Rare Well Done.com. You see that video of Elmo saying salt and vinegar? Like he's like a... Like he's from the Bronx. He's a salt vinegar? Yeah. He's like that. Salt and vinegar?

It's the weirdest video. His actors from the Bronx. Well, his original... Yeah. Well, it's... It blew my mind when I first heard it. Because it's just like, I've never heard such clear. I've never personified Elmo to that degree.

A little niggle boy from New York Yeah Like it's just like I mean he is But like you know Isn't that crazy I don't even I don't even say it like that anymore

Which is crazy Well yeah Have you ever said it like that My younger I said like that Some of you Easterners turning er into A I don't know I don't know what that is What are that?

There's a lot of it I don't know It's actually like It's not just No it's Boston as well Boston it's a lot of New England and all that Yeah it's not

northeast. My fucking, it's like a, I love, it's like even like the reverse where Tesla became Tesla some way. Tesla. Like, well, I says that. Trump said that. He says Tesla?

There's people that do shit like that that I've noticed on East Coast. They'll even, they'll, I don't know why. I don't know. I guess it's the, it's probably the overarching like Italian and Jewish language, probably like the dialects that like, from an informant, people's it's like a radioactive haze that affects everybody I don't like it yeah I think you all need to

stop it forever so I mean you guys speak weird too I don't like the valley girl shit that infected the world that I have never met the like oh my god like that like that valley girl like the white six girls you never met that I've met them you're lucky I've met them you're lucky I've gone to school with a lot of them I've I've I was briefly dating this girl from Texas that somehow and I was like How did you get this? You were born and raised in Texas, and you have like this... It's media consumption. Oh, my God.

You know how they put the, the, the, the, the A at the end of everything? That's so stupid. I blame Michelle Branch. She played a part. She played a part in it definitely. Wait, wait, give me an example. You're everywhere. Yeah, yeah, I had a video.

Yeah, yeah, I had a video a long time ago that went, like, I didn't go super bio, but I got, like, it got way more than I thought it would do. It was, like, 500K something. Mm. And it weird. But I was like, I was just, I had the least. lyrics to that song everywhere, and I just, like, recorded as she was playing, I just like smashed A at the end of every lyric.

And it works. Turn it inside out so I can see. It's a part of you that's drifting over me. When I wake your... Is that actually there? I swear to God it's there. Why would you... Don't ruin this song for me?

I still love that song, obviously. No, that'll... If I start noticing that, it's going to ruin for me. It's not she's shouting the N-word in the middle... I would, that's an, that's an enhancement. Yeah, never mind. That'd be, uh, elevation of a song. I'd be like, whoa, I gotta buy this cassette.

Everywhere to me, nigger. That's a good song, man, I gotta say. It's a fun song. Yeah, it's fine. It's all a prairie piece. Like that's like, it feels like that was, because that was what, like post 9-11? Just post. Yeah.

Just post. That was like when everybody was like, let's try. to present like a nice A nice feeling Anyway, welcome to Star Tank podcast Hello, it's me Chris It's him Derek Look at that, look at it

Welcome to Star Tank podcast Remember I have to shave You do have to shave I think you should keep it I'm gonna line it up But I'm gonna like I have to Tend to myself

You should shave exactly half of it So you can get into arguments With yourself in the mirror like me I like that I pointed out of my thumb Because I was scared to fully acknowledge him. You're doing the Ross, man.

Look, you're a little load of this. That meme is so powerful because if someone's really mad, like if you're getting an argument on Twitter and you post that, you ethered him. Yeah. It's like, oh,

yeah, this guy doesn't care about my speech anymore. He's such an unremarkable character, but that image of him is like that, that image of, that image of Ross from friends saying, get a load of this N-word is probably like the most potent character in all of friends history.

Yeah. Not Ross himself, but Ross in that image with that caption. I would argue that Ross is actually the only exemplary person because he's actually like

an archaeologist that works at a caution. Oh, in the show? Like in the Canada of the universe. They didn't fuck one of his students which is kind of weird. I don't sure he fucked

on his students. It was the 90s. It was like no one talks about in like in a but I'm pretty sure you fuck one of his students. Everyone was doing that. I don't. Well, yeah,

that's true. But also literally. That is true, but I didn't. I don't know enough about that. I don't remember that episode. I didn't see that episode. I'm pretty sure he was dating one of students or something like that. I think I've only seen earnestly, like, maybe like 20 episodes of Friends.

And that's being like generous. I've seen quite a bit of it, but never like like intense, you know. It's always been background. Yeah. We are actually watching a little bit of it because. So shout Nikki and Jordan. They let us use the HBO Max. So I watch that.

That's where I watched his Prino's on. And then we were just checking out what else is on. there and so we saw a big bane theory and i was like all right uh let's let's get let's give it a shot first episode the pilot or whatever and you know it took way too long for a real joke to happen i was like oh let's compare this to like uh friends let's see how long it takes it's like immediately immediately the writers are just like on point and i was like yeah it's like they're like it's a sitcom people people want a joke right oh situational comedies are the jokes in big the book the The jokes in Big Bang Theory, I remember being like just referencing nerd things.

And that was the joke. Mostly. It's mostly that. And like there was a joke that it took way too long to happen where it was, they were going to go to sperm bank, I think, the first episode. And it took way too long for it to be like a gay joke to happen. Oh. And I think that was funny. And he was like, you were just donating sperm.

They got like scared and left. And then they had a new roommate. It's a hot chick, of course, doors open. They approach her, which I'm like, okay, these fucking nerds would never just approach a hot-ass fucking chick. No, not back then, yeah. And then she immediately thinks they're gay, which was like that joke. I was waiting for that joke to happen already.

You could see it coming. Yeah, and I was like, it happened and it just didn't hit as hard. There was a gay, we watched, it was coincidentally, a gay joke in friends because, what's it, the, the two other guys, Joey and the other. Chandler, they had a baby. And they were trying to use it to pick up chicks. and then immediately the girls thought they were gay. Like, oh, where'd you guys adopt?

It was still funny. Like, the comedic timing, I was like, damn, very different fucking show. Yeah. It's also errors, though. It was also error different as well, too. Look, I'm not a Big Bang Theory apologist at all. I fucking despise that show. But I think there's comedy in it, but the problem is that we're all kind of nerdy.

So the comedy will always look really stupid to us. Like, by the nature of where we sit and, like, the things we enjoy, it feels like, oh, those are autistic nerds. At this point, I'm a regular, well, I'm not that exactly. Not exactly. Not that strong of tism. You're close. It's there.

It's there. It's there. I've done everything in Silk Song. There's something wrong with me. I don't even know if I like hate that show. I don't even now it's like if people made it, I kind of don't hate it. You know what I mean? Now that AI is a thing.

Now it's like, just like, all right, that's not for me, whatever. But like there's just so much, even, even Arc Raiders has like AI in it. Everything is that's, which is like crazy to me. Yeah. It's just like, that's not, this is not like a. It's rude. It doesn't need it. It's rude.

It doesn't need it. It's got AI voices in it. Yeah, it's rude. And that call out like, oh, wires here on the shelf. And it's just like, you get a hired a guy to do that. That's such a bad sign. You don't need. That's why it feels like an RPG.

It's not an RPG. Yeah, it's not an RPG where like every NPC react. Like, that's the thing. It's like, I can see AI you being used in experimental game design. like that where it's like, okay, you have an RPG where every NPC can react to everything you say regardless of context. That would be impossible to record. Like it would just not be possible.

So I could see it. But like in a game like Argraves or you're like wires on the floor. It's like just you can hire a guy to say that. Yeah. I mean, one of the devs could do it. Yeah. It doesn't need to be. I don't know.

It's just really dumb. It's a bad sign. Especially because that kind of a game is so built on like communicating with other people. Like it's literally like 50% of the enjoy. to the game is voice chat. And so like for you to use AI voices in a game that's so, so reliant on human voices, it's kind of crazy. But, you know, whatever.

We're in a downward spiral. Yeah. It's going to get worse. Yeah. I'm glad the games I love never used it. I'm glad BG3 didn't put any fucking A8 voices in it. Thank God. Yeah.

Right. Because I would have been really weird too with all the, like, hey, we're really listening to the players. were making it, they're developing the long, and then all of a sudden. Oh, fucking Carlach and Will, Shudder, all just AI. And it's bad. It's like, it's like fucking, uh, they all look like Will Smith eating spaghetti or

some shit. It's like Microsoft Sam. It's like, oh, they just didn't, they just didn't care about us. Yeah. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive?

Um, they're Reese's. What was that going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Reeses. Suspense. Reeses. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529. from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. Yeah, well, it'd be like that, man. Bro, I got one of my friends, it actually slightly depressed me, where he's a musician that, you know, his band got to Metal Blade Records is like the biggest metal record company maybe maybe still but uh they made it like i was in his band and then later on they got signed like he made it essentially phenomenal musician tortured artist

and then he hit me up the other day and he was like hey man i've always been against a i but i started fucking with the that ai app that generates music yeah whatever oh oh no no the music the music one. It's similar to that name. And he was like, yeah, like, fucking, he sent me three tracks and, like, they were fucking hits, you know, and it pissed me off. Yeah. And, like, it really bothered me. Well, music in particular is very scientific. Yeah. It's very, like, there's a big math kind of thing. There's a, it's a, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's a, it would be the easiest thing to replicate. It's way more of a science than people like to admit it is. It is an art. but it is also literally a science.

There's artistic choices. Yeah. But it's always like, I mean, our ears are, our brains are wired to like, like, like. There's math. You know, yeah. There's math. The reason why a 4-4 and a 4-3 sound good to humans,

period. Right. Like, no matter what. And it sucks because you feel like, you feel like, oh, do I even really like this music or my being? Oh, you can't get, you can't fall down. It's bad, it's a bad rabbit hole. It's a bad.

It's like, why, why is everything a 16? And then why when it's not a 16, it sounds. bad and you're like, oh, because I'm a dumb monkey. Well, I'm a dumb monkey. Well, yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that on camera.

Ape is still bad too, right? Yeah, it's worse. It might be worse. It's actually worse. Because they escape. Yeah, that's why. I get, yeah. They go through time and fuck everything out.

That's insane. That's insane. Black people were sent through time that ruined history. We're like a creation that was like sent through time. Nick Fuentes should make a mod of Ape's game. That'd be insane. It's just the very beginning It's CJ

Of course it's CJ Of course it's god damn it It's just someone kneeling on freaking One of the apes next That's crazy I wasn't going there necessarily But like good for you Yeah you were you were in that ballpark

Obviously I really was kind of more In a whimsical place Oh Predator Badlands No I haven't seen a movie in years God it's so good Oh my God it's so fucking good Did you see Pluribus It's Vince Gilligan's new show

The guy we did Breaking Bad And Better Call Saul Is it on It was on fucking Apple TV. They fucking got me. I was like, you know what? It's pretty good. You know what shows crazy right now?

What? Fucking welcome to dairy. That show's nuts. Oh, isn't that that fucking It, the It show? It's the It prequel. Yeah, with like Pennywise's, uh, what is it, his cousin? Pennywise. Nickle stupid.

That's not opposite. I don't know, man. Nickel stupid. It'd be like dime foolish or dime. foolish. That's worse, I feel. No, I think it's opposite though. I think it makes more sense, but it rolls off the tongue worse. Nickel stupid. Nickle stupid. Nickle stupid sounds funny only because it sounds like the N word. That's the reason why nickel's a funny sound word. I don't agree at all. I only agree. I only agree. Well, look, I forgot to see, look, whatever. It's a Stargank podcast. Go to

Patreon.com.com slash the dark gang. Remember, I forgot to say this at the beginning because I always do. Go to Patreon.com slash a snark tank now. Right now. And you can support us. You get Early Access, ad-free episodes, exclusive episodes, all that fucking shit that everybody talks about. You know, we get it. What is that? What's that there? You open open it. It's an elixir to make my penis stronger.

Oh, do you need that? Stronger? It's not that I need it, but what is a strong penis? It's one that could lift, like, your phone. I mean, you get hard. It can rip out your pants when it, like, clings up. I can pull weights on. Have you seen, did you see, did you see, uh, Connam McGregor's, uh,

news get leaked by Isalia Banks? No, what? Yeah. Why would she do that? So, yeah, because she's crazy. Oh, yeah. When she was, uh, what, defending the Epstein Island shit saying like, look, we all, when we're 14 years old, fucked a guy and his, she was saying all this crazy.

She was saying basically all this, you know, statutory rape stuff that she did not. Look, not all. A lot. I'm not going to say, I'm, look, I'm not going to see. More than there should be. More than there should be. I would say probably a good, like, 15%. I'll go higher.

You know? Of the American population. It's something crazy. It's something crazy. It's just crazy to also defend it. You know, like that's where I'm like, hey, yeah, that's a little. Yeah. Chill out.

But yeah, so Connor was on one. He's a huge drug addict, you know, and just does what he wants. And his wife sticks by him because she's a fucking, you know, she's one of those ones. She's basically Carmella and fucking the sopranos, like literally. So yeah, yeah. He fucking sent nudes. And then one of the nudes fully erected, he's hanging away from his dick. and she shared them and we're like, oh.

How big was the weight, though? I don't remember, but it looked. Like a 25 pound from your penis. It wasn't that, but it was like one of those, I think one of those circle weights, if I remember correctly. A 25 from your dick is a, that's a feat. I got a, you got any respect words to do. It definitely wasn't that.

It was probably like two and a half pounds, I imagine. That's nothing. I imagine. Is it nothing? That's a lot for a penis. That's not, nothing, but that's not what I want it to be. Yeah. It's not what I want to be.

That's what, see, that's, a 45 from his ball. Balls is interesting. That's like, that's crazy. A 45. What do you say? Just unbothered. Unbothered on face. See, I'm trying to get like Conner.

So that's why I'm my elixir. Oh, I see. I see. That's fair. I feel that every time I take a sip. Yeah. It's pretty good. Interesting.

Well, you guys want some? No, that's okay. Yeah. I don't need a stronger penis, so just lead to more trouble. No. Yeah. All right. I guess you can keep your ramen noodle fucking dick.

It's perfectly great. Perfectly good. That's a job. Everything. Yeah, yeah. It's long and it's like, I'm going to roll it up. Oh, and I use it. You roll it.

I coil it. So guys, Trump went to a, uh, went to a, whoa, whoa, was it a football game? Yeah, Washington commanders. They got changed to the commanders because the Redskins is fucked up. Oh, right. Yeah. I forgot about that. Redskins unfortunately sounds cool, but yeah, I get it.

Commander is worse in some way. Yeah, it's, well. It's like, I command you to, it's like, it kind of implies like a slave relationship. Yeah, I command you. Well, they're doing the commanding. Not so much they're commanding other people. Well, they're not, though, because they're the coach is the commanding. Doing the commanding.

Commandment. Yeah. Anyway, he was at this game. And he was giving, he went out, he, for some reason, what was he doing? He was, like, giving like, some kind of a fucking. So it was like, you know, it was like in, is that the right word in lieu of a veterans day? Oh, whatever. Yeah, that was yesterday.

So like he was like, but is that the right word in Lou? Is that before? Is that prior? I'm not going to, I'm just going to retract that. So prior to, you know, I'm like, I don't know if I'm using that right. I'm just going to retract what I said. Yeah, go ahead. That's good.

So, but yeah, I think in relation and correlation to to it. And then so he was doing some like, I'm like I'm going to decree this that I'm protecting this. It was some type of constitutional thing for, I think he was doing some shit like that. He was that he was supposed to say his name, right? Like where you say I and then always usually in a contract it leaves it blank. But for stupid people, it needs a parentheses to be like, state your name. And Donald Trump said it.

I actually, I think you, I state your name. If you listen really closely, it even adds there's then before state your name. He does. To be very clear. that it's like, hey, then state your name, like, because he's so stupid. They, it needs to be very clear. And he still fucked it up. It is crazy.

And over a fucking ensemble of booze, a choir of booze. Hey, where it is booing. I never, I never, dude, beautiful. It was a lot. It was loud. It was like very clear. Like, is there sometimes where people say like, oh, he got booed at this thing. And I hear.

And I'm like, yeah, but I mean, there's like a reasonable, like, it's like, I don't know. There's a mix. There's, it's mixed and there's more cheers usually. This one was like. show you two screenshots. So there's this one. Beautiful. That's insane. I haven't seen that one. And then another one. Oh, wow. Yeah, that was like the guy at the Kirk thing. The guy that was like right there. Dude, the fucking, um, the fact that he, when I heard that he said, I then state your name, I heard somebody say that. And I was like, there's no way. Like, there's no way, right? Like, that's,

that's, that's comically because that's like cartoon. You know what I mean? That's how you would write a character in like a fucking cartoon network show. Leslie Nielsen the president and scary movie. Exactly. That's exactly I feel like he might have literally done that. He probably did. When he was reading to the kid. I feel like he probably did that when he was

reading to the kid. There was definitely something. Like you read like an empty madlib or something. He's like, I will verb you. Or like the like you know the teleprompter and it gives you notes in the teleprompter you're not supposed to read it. Yeah. And probably something like that happened. I imagine. Yeah, he reads it.

Like, hi, I'm Donald Trump and I'm J.D. Vance. And I'm, and I'm... It really is crazy. That would have me in tears if I saw that. And then I saw, I mean, I've seen that. Like, I've seen some newscasters do that. No, but if Trump did that. Where they introduced themselves as each other?

And it's always very funny. But I don't know, man. Like, that was crazy seeing it happen. Yeah. It was like, yo, you really said, I then state your name. It's fucking crazy, man. I don't know how you defend it anymore, man. Boy.

state your name. It's just like it's, it seems like if I were a MAGA, I would think this is fake too because it's so, you're so used to like, oh, everyone loves my president. He's so great. And then you see this, your president reads the fucking parentheses thing. Everyone's booing. There's a note of a parentheses is. I used to think like those reports coming out of the White House where like they were just like Trump can't read and like he needs everything like every speech or like every like big document or every big meeting has to be like drawn. forum. I've seen those claims and I'm like, I don't know how true that is.

But then I see things like this and I'm like, yeah, maybe. It's more possible than I ever thought before. Yeah. You know, because I know for a fact, like, I don't know, we've had, we've had a dim presidents before. You know what I mean? George Bush was kind of dim, but I was pretty sure that he could read. He was a dim one.

And he also like, I don't remember. I remember him trying to remember quotes and fucking them up. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case. of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive, um, they're Reese's. What was I gonna do?

Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. That had everything. Reeses, suspense, Reese's. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are, what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got

into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like you couldn't say, like, fool me once. Full me once. He couldn't remember that one. Can't fool me again. You can't fool me again. Like when he's, how do you not remember that? You can't fool me once.

Shame on, shame on the, hey, she fool me once. If you, hey there. I think he was clearly a rich kid. Shame on a niggas. And he might have been, he might have been a cool guy. Like I think George Bush might have been a pretty decent guy. Do you remember how much? Oh, go ahead.

He was just like. I know what you're saying. Like most presidents that we've had outside of them being present would be normal people. and Trump would not be. Because he would be, he would, we know what he's like. No way.

We know what he's like. Like there's, I've seen conversations with Biden like, oh Biden's, yeah. If he wasn't deteriorating, he could, he could like I think of it in a way

is can you hang in a bar? Like can you hang in a bar? No. Biden would tell stupid stories and people wouldn't understand, but you'd still be like, oh, lovable grandpa maybe.

You still be like lovable grandpa. Grandpa's a little fucked, but he's still kind of fun. George Bush, I mean, come on. Dude, when he's on the golf course,

Do you remember that fucking iconic moment? He's on the golf course. Oh, yeah. He's talking about, he's basically talking about, like, terrorism. Like, we're the war on terror and this and this and that. We must end. Okay, okay. We must end the war on, or we must, I don't know what he said.

Whatever he says. Now watch this drive. I'm like, bro. And it was a good drive, too. I was like, this niggas got son. He also dodged that shoe. And he would have caught it. That would have been even colder.

He looks engaged, too. Like, it's the most fun he had in, like, a while. When the first one's thrown, he's kind of like, he smiled after he's like he kind of smiles like like he's kind of wanting more if he would have waived or like like come on like let's keep it keep it going that was great i think i think most of them if they weren't like by their nature war criminals psychopaths i think a few i don't think reagan would have been like i think regan is a bad person yeah nixon probably too i mean most of them are kind of awful jimmy probably famously probably would have been like let's go let's go plant flowers

in a garden and read the black children. He's actually a good dude, it seems. Yeah. Then it's like maybe, I don't know, Brock. Brock's a war criminal too. It sucks because... As much as I think Brock might be a decent guy, I just...

Like pre-president. Yeah. Yeah. And pre-president and if he never bothered to seek office. Yeah. He would probably be a chill guy. I think I would probably like... You'd be talking like...

Dude, see, we'd be talking basketball, having beer. That's the thing. You ever play ape escape? Yo, I'm playing this new game. It's called Hollow Night. I'm pretty sure it just came out. I've been doing it right now. I've been playing a fucking hard game, bro.

I can't stand that fucking world. I'm playing a Soxon. Silk song's a little, a little difficult. A little difficult. A little difficult. A little difficult than Hollow Night. What, what's with these difficulty spikes between games? why can't you keep it

relatively just as hard Low Low Bow water's fucking crazy man I took Michelle To out to a cheesecake

factory Bitch ordered four cheesecakes She even eat them Fucking whore I go to the cheesecake and pour you I'm more of a cheesecake and pour him kind of guy I never thought I would see From software milking their content

Oh my God We didn't say anything about that What happened? What do you mean? The fucking... The Japanese state of play that I had to sit through. Yeah, you had to watch fucking... Did everybody?

I was so fucking so mad. Did it... Did it... Did it... Sony acquire firm in a few years? No, no, no. They own like a steak or something. But like they don't own it.

Okay. That was like that's... That's true. I was like that... They own like a couple percent steak. They own stakes? Like Trump steaks? Did they buy the...

Like they sold? How fucking annoyed would you be if that was like we've been talking like we've only been like tangentially aware of like stocks and like how that functions because we don't really engage in that kind of ecosystem. Yeah. And then we find out that literally like oh no, when we mean stakes, we mean like we cook a steak for every like it's real like they're real stakes. Like they're real stakes. I thought I'd say give people steaks after they buy stakes in a thing. I thought like, oh, how much steak do you have in this? And it's like, oh, and you finally pay attention you start hearing they're talking in ounces.

Yeah. It's like, wait a minute. Like, wait, has it always been this way? Yeah, fucking idiot. I got like about five pounds in Frum Software. Like, what is that? Wait, what do you mean by that? What kind of steak?

Sirloin. It's a porter. Oh, I got a porter. I got soronlein. Damn. I should have it with the porter. You're like, you're like, what's happening? If you go to their house, they have like a, and it's like, oh, I've always wondered why they have like a suspiciously large fridge.

Stupid as fuck. I think I would kill myself. I mean, this is stupid. Life is dumb. I don't want this anymore. That means that means cows have to exist for companies to exist. Yeah. For publicly traded companies.

What do? Do Indians trade? What do they do? Because, like, they don't fuck with cows. Oh, yeah, they don't. They don't fucking, they don't, they don't eat them. They don't eat them. They're just walking all over the place and they sell.

How do you guys feel about that? About that, like, I had they got in trouble for doing the documentary about the, the poop throwing contest. I don't know about this. You don't know about that? No. I saw it. He did like a documentary. They have like a manure throwing contest or something in India.

And he documented it and it was like, uh, people were like, it's a racist of you to record it. And I'm like, I think the guy may be a little racist, maybe, but like, I mean, that's a real.

Oh, was he laughing? I don't know. No, I think that that, well, yeah, how would one not?

I guess. Sure. But I don't know much about the guy. Was he British? I don't know. I don't, look, I'm going to be honest with,

I'm going to be straight up. I don't know anything about the guy. The guy could be like a hardcore right-wing dude who like fucking Tommy Robinson or whatever. Yeah. He might be a completely reasonable dude who just went there and saw this insane thing and recorded it. I don't really know.

It's kind of irrelevant because for me I'm like, why is there? Why is this? It exists at all. Listen, so does that make 90-day fiancé the other way racist because there's a couple that's living in India and me and Jojo are judging harshly when, oh, we have a new business. we brought in a priest to bless the business by sprinkling cow piss all over the place. Is that real? Yes.

And I'm like, no. Oh, this is cool. They said it's sterile, but I'm like, how sterile could something be in India? It's a different culture. Guys, cut some black, please. You guys constantly say I'm the worst one. I did not say anything. You guys constantly say I'm the worst one.

That was fired. Everyone that's watching this, I want you guys to understand. I would have never said that. You would have thought it. No, I don't think I would have thought that. I think there is a barrier in my mind. That is so crazy. I was not expecting.

It was right there. It was like, oh, there it is the joke. Yeah, sometimes you got to, sometimes it's like you got to grab it before it goes away, like a dream when you're waking up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, ah, well, either I remember it or I don't. You remembered it. That's crazy, bro. Oh, my God.

Anyway, what the fuck were you talking about? I have not said some shit like that in a while. Oh, good joke. Terrible person. Terrible guy. That's like David Jaffe. Did you see like he got kind of in trouble? What do you say no?

So do you know? I think it's hysterical. A lot of people are going to get his up his ass about it. But it is, it is funny. It's poorly timed maybe. But like, you know how there's all these commercials where they go like, this is an Xbox. You know, like, oh, it's like a PC or this is an Xbox. And it's like a, or your phone or like a fucking.

iPad or whatever. It's like, this is an Xbox, because they're trying to push the, you know, the ecosystem more than the machine. Some dude, I guess his, I don't know if it's his dad or whoever, but someone died and they went to the grave and there was like a bunch of, there was a bunch of flowers and stuff, you know, like the standard stuff that you would see at a recent grave or whatever. And like some, I guess someone put down controllers because like they were game, he was like a big game guy. And so it's like, yeah, here's a system or whatever. And they just kind of left it out there. He took a picture of it and he had this whole thing. Jabby retweeted it as he goes, this is an Xbox. Which I don't know. I just think it's funny.

I think it's funny, but it is entirely incented. Yeah. Entirely intended. Especially because I don't know anything about that. Like, I don't know anything about that guy. That guy, like the guy who posted it originally. Because he could be just a completely normal, nice guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or he could be an ass. He made his father's death a joke, though. Yeah. And like, that's kind of nothing. I mean, don't, hey, I'm no one to judge because, hey. That's what I want. I want y'all to like, like, that one story to dynamite my fucking grave. If I have one.

Yeah. If I have, because I actually don't want a grave. I don't want a grave either. So if I end up having one, you guys have a permission. Anyone listening has the permission to dynamite my grave. Can I piss like a grave? Would you be mine? Do you add?

No, because I don't want a grave. So please desecrate it. Disagrated so bad that they have to dig him up and move him. You know, who-hoo-hoo-footsees, baby. Don't do that, please. I didn't do it on purpose, man. I understand that. I cook with this foot, you know?

I'm trying to... I cook with this foot. I'm married a chicken with this foot. What's wrong? Derek, please stop. I'm an American man that cooks with my foot. What's wrong? I don't understand the problem.

You've been on a tirade lately, my friend. I don't understand. Wait, what's going on? What's the wrong with me cooking with my foot in it? Like, you know, like, like Southern people. say. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I'm putting my foot in my own mouth. Is that what's happening? Yeah. All right. Yeah. I don't need there's anything wrong with that. I don't see any correlation with anything else we were talking about. Yeah, me neither. Absolutely. You're right.

Sorry. Anyway, I don't know what the fuck we're talking about anymore. There was something else that happened that I can't remember. It's fucking face. You didn't look like yourself there, man. You look like you look like someone was, you look like someone coming in to be as you. I have the ability to contour my face pretty well.

It's pretty good. I don't know why. Oh shit. Speaking of weird faces, somebody gave us a, no, I'm not doing anything weird now. No,

I know, I'm just interested. Okay, I thought you were like, wait for us. Somebody sent us in a good scumbag candidate for you.

Oh, really? It looked, I like it. Do you have it on the phone? I don't have the, I have another image for my phone. Do you have the email on your phone?

I do. My phone was off, but I do have the email. Oh, okay. You turn your phone's off. Hey. Progress. Look at that.

I literally always do that. I've been doing it for months now. Your watch is on, though, right? Yeah. Oh, well. I'm not interacting on my watch. Literally, there's the same thing. It's, yeah.

I literally can't scroll on my watch. No, no, I understand. Okay, so you can get, like, emergency calls, like, if the house is on fire. So they sent the candidate in for the, for those of you don't know. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with.

my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Reeses. Suspense. Reeses. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Over on snarkank. Dottank.com. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. We got to do another rollout.

Starganger's shop. I'm going to try to do something. You do holidays. I have some Christmas designs that I've got in the chamber. You do? We got to do it quick though, because you know, Chris is around a corner. It'll be, I mean, the designs will be done in like a less than a week, I think. Okay, that's what's right now.

Yeah, I saw that. That's cool. We should not wear that during our podcast. I mean, whatever, man. We're in competition. Quite literally. Yeah, we have the same audience. Clearly.

The same fucking person. You know how I know we don't have the same audience? Because, like, I know what the write-ins are like. for both audiences. And the writing's on sacred are literate. Yeah, and probably way more mature.

Yeah, they're way more mature. Hey, Colin, how much do you love Megamann? In fact, I love Megamain. Quite a bit, in fact. I don't know why he sounds like Ben Shapiro. Everybody was turning on him too. Oh, right.

Because he was given that he, I don't know what the context was. He was in some like interview, but he was like, if you just can't afford to live somewhere, you should fucking leave. Got the fucking o'ang. It's not really,

which is hilarious. That is, uh, he's just not, he's not with it right now. He doesn't, first of all, he's,

he's, he's allowed racism to thrive under his banner for a very long time. And now that it's fighting, affecting Jews, now, whoa, whoa,

now it's a fucking problem. That is, that is the biggest problem that's happened with that entire. That's what always happens with like every minority group that does that. Yeah.

It's like, but I'm one of the good ones, right? Yeah. And now Nick Fuentes is, dominating. Dominating. And now he thinks it's, a problem because Tucker Carlson did an interview

with Nick Fuentes. Which is fucked up. It's fucking wild. It's insane. I was like, yo, this is he keeps saying things like I can apply for him whoever I want. You do your own interview in a lot of aspects. I agree with that, but not with Nick Fuentes. Not with a person like that. Yeah. The Fuentes algorithm is huge. Like he

pops up on my Instagram all the time and it's usually him making like perfect sense because it's like, you know, it's like the snippets. The snippets are the parts when you know, just talking politics. He'll snip up. We'll snip out the broken clock kind of segment. Yeah. It's never like, you know, the extreme shit.

Yeah. And the thing that annoys me, though, they're all, all of them are aware of it. Tucker Carlson didn't bring up any of the extremities. Didn't bring up any of them. Fucking, uh, Megan Kelly, all of them. They're all aware of how fucked up he is. You see Megan Kelly show? Like, he had, uh, she had Ben Shapiro on, like some, in front of some live audience.

And he was like, didn't point as pretended to kill you in Grandadato. Let's take a look. And they played the clip behind them on stage. of Nick Fuentes, like, gunning Benchabiro down and Grant the Fotto. And I'm like, why would you do that? That's crazy. It is nuts. Megan Kelly's fucking complete racist.

Yeah, she's a cool, man. She's awful. Man. So, yeah, Ben, he's losing cool points because, uh, they, dude, you, again, just like a lot of people say, and I completely agree with this, the, the, the, the, the, the conservatives or Republicans, I should say, have always been courting racism, but in a very, like, oh, I'm not like you know oh using words like welfare queen or whatever you know what you were referring to sure they've always been doing this coded language pretending like they're not racist but and then so now

nip fintas is just out and about loud about it and so all of those people are like oh finally somebody who's not fucking playing footsies with racism they're just championing it because this is what i've always wanted and so ben japiro's like oops i need to reel this in a little bit and then they're like fuck off ben fuck off you piece of shit fucking uh netting yahoo like cock sucking mother fuck like they're going crazy and i was like yeah that's exactly what was going to happen you bitch happens when you fraternized with fucking bigots man they literally they're they're gonna bite you you're a jew yeah a very proud oh there oh yeah that's a pretty good one that is a fucking scary image yeah i don't remember what the context of this was i look i look i have down syndrome

in that event even even better oh interesting what i said i just said interesting what do you mean by that? What I mean by what? Something is interesting? Yeah. I wouldn't have never guessed. It's me standing over the camera. Looking fucking mega, mega bonked. You look like you really like grapes. I do like grapes.

There you go. What type of grapes we're talking about? Oh yeah, the three grapes. Three, we have like 12. Really? Yeah. It's a really dangerous tradition where we scarf down 12 grapes in less than a minute. But it's usually green. I'm a green grape kind of guy. I'm uh I just like grapes in general but to be honest I don't really seek them out I only have them in New Year's

you gotta stop this man the brain rot people are gonna have a field day with this man But the grapes? Yeah just talking about grape what do you mean what's wrong with graping Stop please oh I just I just got it no you did oh really no yeah I just got it no you did I'm just get it I still don't get it I still honestly I don't get up a little afraid I'm a little insecure about you're fucking you're You're fucking Anyway, I swear to God there was something

Oh yeah, Trump said the FC in files We knew that already though So like whatever Well yeah, that's the whole thing It's like when another religious leader Gets arrested for CP or molestation Everyone's like yeah, whatever It's fucking I gotta catch a train

You know like it's it's nothing to be It's so common I gotta catch a train Dude it's sad all common It's people should be like outrage And people are like yeah I know And I'm like if you know Why are you still bringing your kids to them?

I don't know man Sometimes it's like It was a video of a Trump giving like, I don't know, something to some kid at some event. I saw he walked out to him and he was like, here you go. And the kid's like, I'm honored, sir, or whatever. I'm like, why are you letting that guy next to a kid at all? It's kind of crazy.

You know? All of them. Remember when Biden was like sniffing kids and talking like him in the lap? I'm like, dog, what are you doing? He can't be around kids ever. That's crazy. Like hearing that shit? He's a rubbed my leg down.

That story is so insane. He was talking about the corn pop story, right? We were talking about his buddy cornhop. He was now goddamn corn pop. He was at like some youth thing. It was like a youth like a, like a youth like I think like a minority. I forgot what the event was, but there was a lot of black folks there.

Yeah. And so he was trying to reach out to the community and somehow didn't say. I knew one of you guys once. Hey, some guy with a knife tried to fight me named corn pop. You all know what I'm talking about. You know exactly what the. I see you, sir.

It sucks because like Biden's like, you look exactly like him. You have to think of it. It is. So do all you. So do. So do. it sucks because Biden's like clearly a racist but it's like also like is he clearly a

I feel like he doesn't believe anything he was a race he's a racist I wonder if well in his younger years he was a racist I mean yeah but like that was the championing the crime bill is a is a big telltale that you would probably be like yeah this is good but also I can say because I know there's a lot of people think about like the the the the Pam Bondies the people like that the who's the Nancy Mays of the world's um I think they're like psychopaths and they don't really, or I can say social, they're border. They're like, I would say more psychopath because they're executing horrible things. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah. I don't know if they have like true feelings of it's just more of like, let's just do, let's just hurt people because it's fun kind of a thing. I feel like there's a lot of people. It's like Pan Bondi fucking blast a fucking dog, right? Because a puppy, because it was just being a little bit difficult to train. And then she has the fucking audacity to be like, Hassan shock the dog.

I'm like, these people. That's like, that's psychotic. That is very funny. That is psychosis. You are crazy. Like these are the people who are doing with. I hadn't thought about that. The connection between those two things.

It's fucking. It's laughable. It's insane. That's why you're like, obviously, like it's like somebody being like, hey man, I think this guy that went to the military is a piece of shit

for people and it's like, you're a murderer. Like Jared Fogel is saying, leave those kids alone. You've murdered people. Yeah. Jared Fogelig having a PSA for like protecting kids.

kids and shit. I think the Epstein file should be released immediately and someone just strikes him a lightning. Someone just takes a lightning bolt out the sky plucks it out like Zeus and throws it. I would need it. We would need that. Hey, so what's your bet? What's your what do you think? Because I'm sure a lot of people

are going to bet on this. Trump said he's going to give Americans $2,000 because of the tariffs. What are the odds do you think that actually happens? That's not happening. What do you bet? I think I can see him doing it in 2028, 26. I don't before the midterms? Yeah, absolutely. I put $100 down on it that he would do it just because on the off chance that I don't believe he's going to.

The thing is he's circling. The crows are circling him, like really bad. He's promised a lot of things like that before. Yeah, of course. And he's just not done it. So, like, I don't know. I don't think he's doing it. If he's going to do it, he's going to wait just before the midterms.

Absolutely. That would make a lot of sense. Which, by the way, would, to any thinking person would register as. obviously illegal. Oh, it's a bribe. It's a bribe. But we're in stupid world. Yeah. So like everybody's going to be like, oh, cool. They will because they did that last time. The only thing people remember about COVID in correlation to Trump is the checks they got. Right. And they completely after that thought, they forget that he was even president during COVID. It's fucking weird. You know, it's the ultimate cognitive dissonance to me. It's like, these people think Biden was,

was president in 2020, which no, he was. and then he got sworn in in 2021, but they somehow think he did the shutdowns when it happened during Trump. But they remember the checks. And I'm like, you guys are, how do you deal with that level

of cognitive distance and stupidity? They're not present, dude. What do you do with that? You can't do anything with it. You just got to throw up your Ross poster and say, get a load of these inwards.

That's all you can do. I want that. I think I'm going to get a poster that printed out. We should get a shirt of that. We should have a shirt of that. That's a good idea. I will, I've been saying,

I'm going to print out some fucked up stuff on my T-spring because I don't use it anymore. Yeah. So like if it gets, if it gets new, who gives the shit? You just make Trump 2020-Murch. Raking a bunch of money.

I did that for a little bit. That's actually kind of funny. Not that exact thing, but like I sold a little like, like I had some like weird account like Ron Red Bowl or something. Yeah, that I forgot about and I just like sold a bunch of Trump stuff on it.

That's funny. I made like a couple grand off of it. That's like, all right. Funny. Yeah, I never even consider that. It's not a bad.

I mean, look, man, someone's got to, someone's got to do it. I know what I'm going to make. I've so vehement disagree what you doing that at the same time. Someone's going to do it. It might as well go to somebody.

We got it. We got it. So this is it. This is it. So instead of it saying Trump 2020, the 2028 is going to be slashed out and it's going to say forever. Oh, that's ball. Money. That's money.

Let's get on it. We should make it and then just, you know, hey, our taxes are paid now. Don't attach my name to it. You guys can do it. No, we'll split it. We'll split it. You're out of it. I'm okay with that.

Yeah, what's wrong with you? I'm not even exaggerating. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was that going to do?

Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. That had everything. Rees. Suspense. Rees. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. No, we should. That's an amazing fucking... Go for it. I agree. You'll make money. You'll make money. Go ahead and do it.

Hey, I want to pay my taxes, you know. I'm not saying it's not smart. You know what? Let the Republicans do something for me for once. You know what I mean? That's how I feel about it. You know what? You want your merch? Go ahead. I'm not going to... It's going to be the poorest quality shit. It's going to be like made and fucking... I don't even know. Sudan.

It's all... 100% cotton, but it's... it's also $30 shirts. You know what I'm saying? Because 100% cotton is usually like the cheapest of the shirts now. 50% cotton, 50% polyester, 50% plastic. No, that's gonna feel plastic.

Another 50% that's plastic. Yeah, yeah, I don't want their shirts to feel comfortable at all. No polyester. I don't want it to stretch. I don't want it to breathe. I want it to be like the shadiest,

yeah, the shadiest cotton. I've had like, I bought, um, it's, it's, the,

the ink is Hanna. So it's got one use and then they have to buy another one. Oh, and we'll do the, um, you know, those ones that feel like they're ironed on and shit. Oh, exactly.

The worst quality. Yeah, yeah, we'll get those. Yeah, yeah. Like the trial, the trial bryl shirts that we did. I bought a Ziegmeyer of, what's his name from Dark Souls, the Onion Night? It's impossible to say. I forgot his name. It's something like that.

Is it Ziegmire? It doesn't matter, but everyone knows the Onion Knight. Yeah, a little chubby. I was curious to see how shitty the quality was going to be on T-Moo, I think it was? Yeah, yeah. And so I was like, oh, Onion Night shirt. And I'm like, I wonder how bad it. Dude, it's.

It's even worse than you think it could be. It's crazy. Can you like peel it off? Can you like peel it? I never watched it because it, I'm sure it would like just infect all of my clothes. You know, so I'm not even. Yeah. I'm sure it has so much cancer in it.

Speaking of the onion lord, though, like you want to bring up Eldon Ring, right? Because they're at the state of play. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. They got that expansion. They didn't have like some. Yeah, they had some expansion for Elin Ring. For the Iranian.

Yeah. I'm not even exaggerating, dude. Like there was not a single thing there that I gave a shit about it all. There was not an iron. They did the token. Sure. That's cool. Yeah, that was cool.

What the, it's like, I already saw cool combos, though. I'm already on board. Yeah. So, like, what? They didn't show like a new character or anything. So I was just kind of like, yeah. I remember seeing Ghost Rider. It's a gameplay.

I love seeing Ghost Rider. Mexican Ghost Rider. I love, I mean, I mean, whoa. It's Robbie Reyes, right? Yeah, what does he ride? Fucking, I don't know. Sombrero. Oh, no, a coyote, a coyote into this country.

I mean, that's way better. I was going to say a fucking booro. A coyote to this country? Whatever, man. A donkey. You do you imagine? That would be badass, actually. It's on a donkey.

It's like on fire. And he's like, yaha. He sold me once he said it was on fire. I was like, wait, I didn't even think about that. That's kind of cool.

I was like just a boring ass donkey. But if it's on fire. They brought back Fatal Frame. Oh, they did. Fatal Frame 2. I played that game for GameCube a long. I played that game a long ass time ago. Yeah, a long time ago.

That game was ass. I remember a movie game being. I liked it. I feel like I remember liking it. I played that with Gabby and my friend Steve a long-ass time ago. I feel like it was a good game. Blue's Glove Steve? Yeah, yeah.

That's sick, man. How's you doing? He's dead. It's not dead. No, the blues Steve that I knew. Dead clues. Dead clues. Is that even the song?

Yeah. You got to kill another Steve. And that's the first clue. You put him in the grave. And you know what to do. Bain-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-. blues with a gun I like that blue with a gun sounds awesome

it says he never uses it but he's brandishing it it's always in view of the camera he's always revealing he's always he's always like twirling it like fucking revolver assolat yeah yeah yeah he's good too he's really good it's just like those scenes where he's just like

I love that start saying he's just paprika oh and it's salt pepper like no our kid And the boo's like, boughboos. He's bleeding.

Where's the med kit? Can you find the paprika's fading? We just got a med kit. We just got a medic kit. We just did a murder. I warned him if he deserved it. Stupid. All right.

He's like he didn't deserve it. Should we move on to some? Never. We're going to jail. We're fucked. We should pack it up. Should we move on to some write-ins from our patrons over at patreon.com slash the snark tank?

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I keep forgetting to say these things. Engagements engagement, I guess. I want this podcast to get so big that we have Indians protesting us. They come outside of my apartment. They're like. Like, they get there or that. They're like, what the fuck is this? How did you docks me?

How do you know? It's fucking crazy. We're just joking. We're just joshing. It's not my fault. You guys do what you do, you know? Oh, my God. He doubles down.

You double. Double down. Anyway, we're going to read some... I love Indian people. No, that was a great way to... I love Indian people. I'm actually... I think I'm going to get some curry chicken later.

I didn't need food. You mean chicken curry? They're different dishes. They are technically, but like, you know what he meant, though. In the context of talking about... Basically, I'm going to get chicken that has curry in it, and then probably... just some rice.

Some more part of the world. Well, I mean, I'm complimenting the, I don't, I was going to say something crazy. But even though it wouldn't even be racist towards them, it would be racist for Native Americans. But like, it would have been good. I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. It would have been good, but I'm like, I'll just stop here. I'm going to go ahead and read a thing.

Yeah, man, Native Americans don't get enough hate. They don't get enough. Yeah, they really got off easy. They got off easy by being almost extinct. Yeah, like once you can't like. We got to spend a block on Native Americans. Americans Romani's. We got to spend a blog back on them. They'd be getting it for good for too long. I agree. Let's, uh, let's... What was it the Inkins or the, uh, the Aztecs that had like,

they were losing the war or whatever, and then they were like, that's it. We got to pull out the final... You got to pull out our Hail Mary, and then they did like a dance to summon a God, and it just didn't come because God's not real. And so... That could be either of them. Sounds like the Incas, but I don't know. I know the minds are the ones that were making moves. They were the ones who were making moves down there, just slaughtering people. I think the I think is got fucked. hard. Yeah,

probably. They were like, let's just be friends. And they were like, rape. We're there. Rape. It was very much like,

it was very much like Nick Jr. versus, I don't know, HBO. And the personification of both of them fighting. Yeah.

You make Nick Jr. a person. You make HBO a person. HBO's coming out of that. Nine times out of ten. Arguably ten times. Yeah, a solid nine points.

A solid nine point something. It's only nine. Nine because I can't know for sure because this is a ridiculous premise. Yeah, it's like 9.7. Maybe on the, maybe one out of ten times where Nick Jr. comes out on top of HBO just like trips and hits his head. Has a stroke or something. Like it gets pushed back and hits his head and Nick Jr. fucking stumbles and knees their throat clothes. Anyway, that's fair.

Anyway, taking five Adderals while playing trials of Osiris rode in. That's insane. That doesn't sound like fun at all. my guy. That's insane. The gap, that gap closes, but then once it opens back up, you're in shambles. Like, you're like, all right, cool, I can think correctly. Then when it has a white, it, I got to get more illegal Adderall. Not that I do that. Illegal Adderall. I haven't used Adderall in a long time. And you just get a prescription or something? You don't understand. Have fun getting a prescription. Adderall currently is insane. The thing about, the thing that's fucked particularly about, like, it's, Adderall is easily the hardest prescription to get,

especially for people who need it. Because the type of things that affect people who need Adderall Acquire Adderall are the things that I don't even, it's like a comical. It's like how the word, you know how the word for like a fear of long words is really long? Like it's a stupid long word.

That's kind of what it's like. It's like, okay, you have ADHD? Okay, complete 16. really hyper-specific steps in a row, then find this guy, talk to him for 30 minutes, he'll send you over to this person. You know what I mean?

It's like, it's a whole fucking thing. And it's just like, brother, I can't do this. Right. This is exactly why I'm here, dude. So it's,

it's, that's crazy. It's cruel. I haven't used. I was like 16, 17 years, 17 years old. Oh, good for you.

And it was, it was lit for a bit. Anyway, anyway, this guy writes in. It's not lit. It's not a lit experience. It was pretty lit. It was pretty lit experience.

For me to feel normal. But dear, dear, dear, dear snark tank, what's a piece of media you personally love, but can't recommend for one reason or another? Personally, I love Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines. It's one of my favorite games of all time, but it's basically Fall Out New Vegas before Fall Out New Vegas. Amazing writing, Immaculate vibes, great music, but it had a rush dev cycle shit combat, and it can only be played with a fan patched mod. Yeah, that sounds about right. Vampire Masquerade is really cool. I wish I, I don't know.

It seems like something that I might like if I got over the hangups. The vibes are crazy. That, like, that entire world, the world of darkness is actually a really cool, like, thing. Have you played Vampire Masquerades? What? Oh, wait, what are you saying? I played the DGRGG and I played the game. Really?

I played Bloodlines. I played, um... It doesn't make sense to me. I got to get all... Send me all of your account information. Because I'm certain to just not believe you. I played Blood Lions. Yeah.

It's an interesting fucking game. It's like it's a little, you know, how vampires are just innately a little gay. It's by nature of them being vampire. I guess. Yeah, I got what you mean. There's a little, it's a little gay. Yeah. It is cool.

Like the clans are cool. The world is interesting. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was that going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything. Reeses. Suspense. Reeses. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America.

his largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. They're not my favorite part of the world. My favorite part of the world is just fucking the hunters.

They're hilarious. There's niggies that hear angels' voices and they go crazy. They kill monsters. And everybody's like, you're nuts. It's like, yeah, probably. So what's a piece of media that you personally love but can't recommend? That's so easy. One piece of destiny.

Oh, yeah, there you go. One piece of destiny, literally. Destiny is a good answer. I was going to say Stagnetti's Revenge. It's a porn movie. Oh, yeah. I got it. Oh, yeah.

I own it. Yeah, somebody came up to us at a fan meet. Or like, not a fan meet. It was like a live show. Yeah. And gave it to us in person. Yeah. On DVD.

It's on display in my living room. Is it really? Yeah. Surprised. Did you watch it? yet. No, I didn't do. You gotta watch it. It's not, I don't fucking like it. It's not great. I, if I, not that I've seen. I've never watched porn really, you know. I didn't skip to the part, but I've never like Waddick set. I watched it one time when, so, you know, when you're 18, you're allowed to buy porn. So of course, me and my boys, bought some cigarettes, you know, got some lot of tickets, bought some porn. You and arrow that was still worth doing. When we turned 18, it wasn't worth it anymore. Yeah, it was over. No, it didn't make any sense. That was over. That's dead and gone. There wasn't. There wasn't. It's dead and gone. There wasn't. There wasn't. There wasn't. It wasn't. It was. It. It. It was. It was. It. It. It was. It. It was I would just be able to tell the truth false porn sites I'm 18. About a

About a year or two later that's when Red Tube and all those things started to pop off. There was other ones U-Porn. There's all these sites that started to pop up. I've been on U-Porn the long time. That's like that's a whole lot. So in 2006 that wasn't really a thing. It probably existed but nobody knew about them in our area. So you still

about it was called the masterpiece. It was fucking terrible. It was called the masterpiece that had a little bit of everything in it and it was fucking like no gate, no dude on dude, but literally. really everything else. That's very Jack of All Trades. It's kind of like, Master of None type deal. It's got everything in it,

but none of it's good. Yeah, it was terrible. There's not gay porn, one of the last ones was a, there was an old guy fucking a chick. The last one was Ron Jeremy fucking a chick in the ass. And I was like, this is awful.

Ron Jeremy is fat and old. Yeah. It looks like Mario, but just like any of the redeeming parts of Mario, you know? Not at all because apparently, it's distractingly ugly. Like, I don't understand.

I guess when he was younger, he looked, utterly attract. I don't know. No way. No shot. He looks like stabby without any of the adorable stuff of stavvy. Yeah, he doesn't like, wasn't he like, wasn't he like on celebrity fit club or something like that or like some show? He was on like one of those VH1 shows. He definitely was on something. One of those VH1 shows. I think that's how I learned about him was through like a VH1 show. He did reality shows for sure. Yeah. And now he's in prison. Oh. Yeah. Oh yeah. Because he's a rapist. Yes. He raped somebody? Actually, multiple women.

Being a porn star and a rapist is crazy. Which is like what are like? Like what are you? Like, like, Averous. You are. It's just average. It's pure, unadulterated avarice. That's so crazy. Greed is so much,

so much want of pussy. He's just like, I need more. Bro, if you sleep for eight hours, you're going to get more pussy. Like, come on. You wake up, go to work and get pussy.

What is wrong with you? That is, what an addiction to where you can't wait just a few hours. I'm tired. I'm going to go to sleep. Wake up and drive the pussy.

He's probably got some kind of crazy. Because there's things that happen to your brain when you're like wired. We're like, okay, my job is sex. Which means sex means I'm successful. You know what I mean? So it's like if I'm not having sex, I'm not successful. Oh my God. You know what I mean?

I bet that happens. Something. Yeah. I have done. So I'm not enough to rape a bit. Yeah. But I would bet that a lot of porn stars are kind of like their wiring is pretty fun.

There's something wrong with them. It's like Will Smith, in a very different way, but Will Smith having so much sex. And now he has a Pavlovian response to where he throws up each time he gags and shit. He gave that interview, right? Where he talked about how his dick is coiled like a duck penis? Uh-huh. I remember that. Yeah.

He was like, yeah. My penis is a boying. And every time I come, I'm like, boing, that's hot. It's like a silly straw. It's crazy. It extends out. It extends out. That's crazy.

Yeah, jolt's four. He's, he's, he's like, his dick is like a. move. His penis looks like a fucking spiral macaroni. Yeah, it does. Yeah, exactly. He said in the interview and then he was like all happy and he's like, yeah, and then you see fucking Jade in the background just shaking her fucking head. I'm gonna fuck my son's friend.

That is so crazy. That's really. She's so fucking rude. She sucks. What a rude person, bro. Like I think Will Smith is just sad, but she's like genuinely not a great lady. It's like, oh, you are not, you're not great. Bringing up Tupac.

I'm like, and all that. Freaking, what you call it on? It's the fact that there's no remorse at all. Yeah. Like, the fact that like, because I know a lot of people who do fucked up shit. I've known a lot of people who've messed up really bad. Sure. But like, they're people.

You know what I mean? Like, Jada, like, strikes me as like, are you a pod person? Like, there's no, there's no part of you at all that, like, I don't know. That's kind of the thing with me, like, I've met a lot of people like that where it's just like, oh, you're dead behind the eyes. Like, there's no. nothing, like you don't care about the things that you clearly have done to get here. Right. And it's just like, bro.

That's so scary. Particularly in the field that we kind of exist in. There's a lot of people like that, unfortunately. Well, I mean, I haven't met too many people in this field necessarily. I feel like there has to be. Well, I've met people. Entertainment in general, like there has to be. I've met people adjacent to this field where they're not entertainers, but they like,

they hang in the circles. You know what I mean? Like, I've met people who like clearly make a lot of money. and they're like they just openly the things that they've said openly at parties is crazy you know like just like really outrageous yeah like oh I'm right to not like

your entire your entire class of people really like it's one of those things that's solidified for me I was like oh yeah I am bigoted towards like millionaires and billionaires for sure and that's fine millionaires less so obviously because like I don't know

it's like I was talking like recently about like the sheer because Elon became a trillionaire recently actually I think so right Technically. Because they're approving shares for him to get what would amount to a trillion dollars. Do you understand?

But like I was talking about it because I was just like, dude, a million, like a million dollars is like, that's a lot of money. That's a fuck ton of money. But that's like a conceivable amount of money to make. Yeah. A lot of people make a million dollars in their lifetime. Yeah, a lot of people. But like, yeah, in their lifetime, right? So like, and I was thinking about it in the terms of like, okay, 11, like one million dollars.

One million seconds is 11 days about. $1 billion. $1,000 of those, right? One billion seconds is 31 years. That's fucking crazy. And then a trillion seconds is like, I think, 3,100, or 3,100 decades. That's, you, no person in the world has justifiably earned. Nope.

31,000 years. The fact that you're worth of money? No, I'm sorry. Like, that's evil. Like your your status as an individual is a confession Yeah You know what I mean implicitly The fact that Elon

No remorse for whatever happens to you Put up stocks to buy stuff But then can't get taxed because those stocks are not solid funds Yeah it's complete bullshit Is so Like for real not okay at all Like that It bothers me that people don't

Be abolished like that needs to be destroyed Quickly It really It really bothers me that people don't understand how fucked they are getting. Like that like there's a lot of people who just don't understand how deeply fucked they are being. Right. Like the way everything is. Why are they listening?

Why are you listening to a podcast of Joe Rogan and Elon Musk? Insanely wealthy people tell you things that Mom Donnie is a communist and a swindler. Do you seem freeze when he was asked that question? It's like, even Joe's like, what makes him a swindler? And Elon's like, you could see. see him buffering. It took him forever to come up with anything. And all I said was, oh, when somebody tells you everything you want to hear.

And I'm like, first of all, that's what you do. I was like, Mom Donnie has not said everything I want to hear. He said some good ideas. But you know what I want to hear from Long Donnie? Oh, we're all going to get together and kill all these fucking movies. That's correct. He just says that. He's like, that would be fucking wild.

I'd be like, you should probably. Two arms gentlemen. I'll be like, look, finish your task. They need to get out of office. Yeah. They're just going to They're like roaches are going to come back Like they're they're

You fucking spray They're gonna come back afterwards When What's someone What someone tells you Everything That's not okay It was crazy

So bad And then it's like Joe Rogan He knows That that's such a foolish shit answer And he'll still just entertain it The only way that Joe Rogan's behavior As of late makes sense

Is if The podcast is being filmed From like a very very specific angle so as not to reveal a little like, I don't even know, like a fucking goblin or an elf on the other side of his head just out of camera of you fucking his brain silly with a corks through penis during every single episode of the show. Like I just don't understand how somebody can be this stupid so consistently. Still pretend to be somewhat of like a populist guy too. Yeah. And I'm like you're you can't you can't stop doing this like at a certain

The fact that he was shitting all over Gavin Newsom for a long, and by the way, I don't like Gavin Newsom either. But like, the fact he was shitting all over Gavin Newsom for like years. And then Gavin Newsom says one thing. And he's like, well, I would have talked to you. You would have been on my show, but no, no. He's such a soft bitch. Joe Rogan, like to pretend like he wants dialogues.

He doesn't. He's a very dished out, can't take it kind of guy. 100%. What? The fact that he has one of good someone. Like, I don't like Navanusam. He's still a fucking corporate tech piece of shit. And nobody likes it.

He's a loser. Who's an asshole. Nobody likes him. But the fact that he won't even have him on there is insane. The fact that that was the excuse that he gave. That's the excuse. Oh, well, he said something mean about, brother, you've been doing this for fucking years. It's like the, like.

Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music. Podcasts. And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to.

I'm here to judge. you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reese's. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. There's no way in hell in any perfect circumstances would Kamalo been actually invited on the Joe Rogan experience. Like he made excuse, oh, scheduling conflicts, this, this and that. I'm like, your donors, your friends, the fucking Trump administration that you are helping out and endorsing would not allow that. it's completely antithetical to helping them out to having her on

and trying to humanize her. I don't disagree with that, but I do think her team didn't do them favor. I'm sure it was, but I'm saying, but that's why I started with if the circumstances were perfect. Like, I just don't,

he would have made an excuse to not have her on because he does that with everyone. Like, I'm sure Mom Donnie's team reached out to Jerrwigan. I guarantee you we did. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. Well, I think it's really interesting

because after, I helped get Trump elected, I realize that many people like my father are being thrown in the camps and surrounded by alligators and raped or beat. Who is this? Who is this? Is that Theo Vaughn?

Yeah, Theo Vaughn. And now I want to take my whole life. That part's not funny, but also, like, my nigger, did you not read what he was saying? I just don't understand how are you surprised. It was there. Yeah, I don't know, man. Whatever.

Anyway, the answer is Spider-Man. Which one? It's like, find a negro nomicon. No, no, no, I genuinely, all right. You say Negroanamicon? I might say Destiny, actually. No, Necronomicon.

I thought you said Negroan. Neuronamacan? I swear, that's what I heard, but whatever. It's crazy. Just turn people in the black people? Yeah. What is that even? It controls black people.

I see. It's like the orb of dragon kine but for black people. Damn, that's crazy. I hope that doesn't exist. It's like Mr. Brightside, but like the black version. Yeah, it's like, it's like Haley Williams speaking period. Oh, yeah, yeah. Black people will move for her.

So I would say Destiny. as the answer. Destiny. To get back to the question. Yours was what? What was it? Oh, shit. Where was that?

Where am I? What was your... It was like a piece of media that you can't recommend but love. Yeah. It'd be... What was it? I don't remember what he said. It would be destiny or what's the other one?

I had it so... He forgot, loser. We forgot too, but it wasn't our answer. I'm trying to sculpt my... I'll give you a moment to think. Mine should be obvious. What do you think? Oh, yeah.

Oh, Dragon Age of the Vail Guard. It'd be Dragon Age or it'd be, sorry, if I fuck it's a drag, it's crazy. It'd be one piece or it was one piece. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think of mine would be? I think this should be pretty. No, I think it should be very, I think it should be very easy. Like, I'm, I'm just going to say, reach out of legends.

Oh, duh. I forgot you played that because that's fucking stupid. I forgot that that was a real game, to be honest with you. No it's a dude It's a It's so popular It's insane I don't get it

Well you think it's in the same way As like if you don't if you don't If you don't fuck with This is why I don't recommend it Like just to keep it short Is You have to have to have to play In a non-preditoria

To not let any of the predatory stuff Get to you There's too much stuff You have to get into the community I like predators so I don't Like like the non-sexual kind Oh okay Like the movie.

Okay, so you like those? Or animals that are technically predators. Right. Like cats, big cats and stuff. Like allorgators. Allorgators. Allorigators. Or crocodiles.

But yeah, it's a, you know, the communities, there's like hundreds of YouTubers and one of them started his own game and millions of players per month. And they make hundreds of millions of dollars. Like they, they, it's such a huge fucking game. But I get it's the punching bag of those type of predator. games, the gasha genre that they call it. So I get why it's easy to just make a video and shit on it. And I saw

one recently and I was like, I even said, I said I would never recommend this game to anybody because it's just a you either you get it or you don't. And if you're a casual person that likes video games and doesn't, you don't want to grind for a very long time to avoid paying money. Like, no, don't

fucking do it. But, uh, I would have, yeah. But it's, it's, it's, Gacha games. I never understood Gacha games. I completely understand them. I just don't like the Gacha mechanics. Never worked on me. I bought this Mega Man game that they released it on Steam when they took the Gasha stuff out of it. And now you can just buy it and then you can just, you have to, there's no money to be paid.

And also you can just put a trainer on it to circumvent a lot of the grinding because it was purposely made to be extremely grinding so that you would pay money. So you would just like, fuck it. Now that I can just use codes and circumvent a lot of that, it's great. I can play the game a lot faster. Raid, I wish the same thing happened. I wish the game failed. And then they just released it as a non-fucking gasha thing where it's like, because the mechanics are amazing.

The fucking, the lore is dope. I think it's pretty good team building. The fucking the graphics of the animations, the fucking champions, everything baked into it. I was like, fuck, I wish this was just a real, quote, real game. You know, but like it isn't, things are what they are. They are what they are.

And again, like you said, you bring back loot boxes. man. No. No. Bring back glue boxes. Please. Bring it back. It was fun.

That was the worst, man. The fact that that was even a lot, like, you could, like, you could spend money and not get the thing you were paying for. That is so crazy that that was such a big thing for a while. Bring back loob boxes. That was a fun period of time, bro. Disgusting. It was a fun period of time despite it. You know, there was some good games out despite that.

Yeah. But like, actually, that was a pretty low time, actually. Bring them back. Whatever. Put loop boxes in the next Which I would almost say the same thing about extraction games I would almost say the same thing about like Things like Marathon and Arc Raiders

Where like I don't know if I could recommend this to be But I kind of do Because it's like weird They're very weird games I want to know I think they work for a lot of people that would That they would be so I think a lot of people would be surprised

That they like them Yeah you know I think there's a lot of games like these mechanics And like these they're fun But like say extremely grindy And then which encourages you to Usually I don't know how much I don't know much about like I only started dipping my toes into Destiny.

But like, um, I imagine there's like, uh, there's shit that you can buy to help you progress faster, right? Uh, kind of. You can get silver, I think, to like, towards the end of a season. So it was cosmetics stuff. Well, no, but I'm saying, yeah, I mean. Is it just cosmetics or is there? It is primarily cosmetics. Yeah.

There's like no, um, like, you can't buy this gear to help you, uh, be like, OP faster. Not really. You got to earn everything. There's like some things where it's like, at, the beginning of if you have like a battle pass you get like a free exotic weapon or whatever yeah but like they're not like pay to win right like you could still out classes i don't know it's very it's very weird destiny is cool i like destiny a grind in every aspect of it and i think that's really hard to tell people like get into this thing that's just like yeah same for me like even

with comic books right like i i fucking love comic books they're so awesome but like that's a great answer to like comics in general there's so much like you can survive reading comic books without knowing every single integral lore because most of the characters are just icons in fiction and literature now. You can figure it out. You know, you don't have to read all of Spider-Man

to have a really good grasp of Spider-Man's character for the most part. Yeah. But the idea is that there's going to be moments where things are going to get referenced that were came out fucking 45 years ago that you're going to be kind of confused about, you know? And it might give you a quick rundown of it,

but it was still missing context. Yeah. Which is a lot, like, it's very difficult. So I like that stuff, but that's not for everybody. I mean, those people can't fucking read correctly anyway in the first place. Right. So they'll just be confused.

I had a co-worker. Destiny plays really well, but like there's no, it doesn't guide you very well. What were you going to say? Oh, yeah, oh, just to his point. It's been to Star Wars, too, actually. Same in Star Wars. I think Star Wars is a fucking fantastic universe. The problem with Star Wars is that it's how old now, 50-something years old now?

No. No. Is it? The initial? I think initially it is. Maybe 77? It's at least. It was the 77 or something?

It's probably nearing 50. No, no. What year did Star Wars come out? about, I think it's just about 50. I think it's just like in that range. So 75 it came out? In that range. Maybe not 50 yet, but like,

that would mean 1975 is when the first movie came out. So yeah, it's about that. To be 50. Yeah. So it's about that age. And that's that's, it's that old. It's one of the most popular forms of media all the time. There's so many people that have rained on it.

Then the cannons have been shifted as well to. Oh, 977. How did I guess that? That's crazy. I don't even know that. It's in that range. I'm weird about years. But it's like,

I usually am too. But that one. I guess since I I remember 80 I think I don't really like that movie It's okay It's a very simple film It's fine

It's just like If I ever want to turn on Star Wars I'm not Yeah I never like I think the first film is fine The second film is like Genuinely a well-written film

I don't love it I like when his aunt is a A skeleton Oh he gets to find bones I like when His hand finds bones I wish that's how the movie opened with like no context. Everything before that gets cut out.

That would ruin so much. That's a whole movie. That's how a lot of, I don't know. That's how a lot of things start now, I feel like. Doom? Just like, okay. Yeah, like, oh, I guess. I guess we're in it.

We're in the shit already. I think, I don't know. I think those movies are great. I think, although I think the second one is a great movie. Like, genuinely empire is a great movie. It's not my favorite, but it is a really, really, really good movie. I think it's well-written moments I think that

I think the fucking ending is nuts All right well Yoda's dumb and little troll dude I know he says the N-word It's fucking crazy Says it backwards probably He does

Black people yeah Regan Regan yeah Regan I know the Yeah The extraction shooter genre is kind of I think is one blacker

I think the extraction shooter genre is one of those things too Where it's like it's like It's hard to recommend But like Dude, the voice chat is so funny, man. It is hysterical. The shit that I've heard.

People don't understand the fun that voice chats would give people. It's nice that it's a genre that's built on that because most things are like, okay, let's get into Discord or let's go into whatever your choices. But like you're separated from the game. You're not in the voice chat anymore. You know what I mean? It used to be like that was all there was. But like now it's like in that genre. It's like everybody's in voice chat and you're constantly talking.

And people were like, oh, friendly, friendly, don't shoot, don't shoot. And you shoot them anyway. It's awesome. It's nice. It's like nostalgic. I streamed rivals maybe twice. The moment I got into a game. I was screaming inward.

Yeah, yeah. The moment. Like literally was like, enter, pick Spider-Man and whatever. I was like, oh, interesting. Just because you pick Spider-Man? Yeah. Were you saying things? I don't know nothing.

I don't talk on voice chat. That's crazy. They just clocked you. Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music. Podcasts. And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. that's insane you like Spider-Man you must be

you must be just Craig a Spider-Man's not like a typically black favorite at all he's particularly well he's he's minority favorite I would say I don't think he is

I think he is out of all the superheroes I really don't think he is I'm sure that I'm sure like Black Panther has maybe a leg up you know I guess out of the most popular

like the Mount Rushmore of superheroes like I would guarantee you like Captain America is not super popular with like Puerto Rican. I think he,

I can, in comparison to Spider-Man. Spider-Man probably is because of the proximity of the proximity of the proximity of Spider-Man being in New York. But no, no, no, in the proximity of Spider-Man being the icon of New York and how many Puerto Ricans are in New York, I agree with that. But I think because of the literally the way Captain America looks absolutely,

I don't know about that man. I think, I think because he's the one star, the red, white, and blue. I think that definitely plays it. He looks like the flag. He looks like the flag, actually. It is kind of weird.

that he is literally the flag. He is literally the Puerto Rican flag. That's crazy. It's a racqueton. Bali. Bale! Bale! Bale! Just throwing fucking things. I don't know, man. I think, yeah,

I just think generally, like, there's something about that character that that res-like, it's the same thing with, like, Goku, you know what I mean? Or, like, Dragon Ball in general, where it's just like, why is this so huge with Mexicans? I think Spideon-Spanics, like, I don't know. I think Spider-Man... Dragon Ball is bigger for Mexicans than it is for Japanese people.

guarantee. I don't think so. But I think but I but I think it's way bigger than it should be. I think like yeah, it should be like a 80, a 45% and it's like and it's like why does 85% of Mexico love Son Goku like that? But I think I think Spider-Man, I don't know, I think Spider-Man's

famous is mostly white. I think we'll see white people find like a adoration of Spider-Man but I think it's also he's such an old character again. Who do you think? Okay, so look at it like they say the Wolverine and Hulk. The most popular. Let's say Batman, Spider-Man, Wolverine, I feel Wolverine and Hulk are exceptionally Who's the fourth one? Is it Superman? Is it?

Yeah, probably. Okay. So out of those ones, who would you say? What's the question? Out of the Mount Mount, the Mount, holy fuck, it was like, I'm about out of a stroke. Which of these heroes is most popular with white people? No, with minorities. Oh, Superman's last. Yeah, for sure.

For sure. Superman, I think. So Batman, Superman, Superman, Superman, Wolverine. I think Batman, I think Batman and Wolverine are more. than Spider-Man. I don't agree. I'd probably say Spider-Moverian or Spider-Man. Who do you say? I think a Spider-Man, Spider-Man is an icon for a place, but I think people like Spider-Man overall. I think a lot of people love Spider-Man and they're growing up. And then they're kind of

like, I like, I like him, but like, he's not like my favor anymore. Opposed to Batman is the rich nigga that goes out, beats the fuck out of people, gets the baddest bitches consistently. Like he, like, he's everything that like. Who, Batman? Yeah, Batman is everything that like, unfortunately, the mind. mentality of like I want to be rich and I want to get bitches and everything. That's their American dream is literally. Explicitly work with the police. I agree, but like that's still like, you know, like it's probably, same thing with

Wolverine, Wolverine's like a rage filled unstoppable like fucking like. No, but that's what I'm saying like that feels like that feels like that feels more like. They play into like the toxic masculinity that is present in our cultures. I guess what you're saying. This is interesting. I know there's got to be this. There's definitely a stat. There's definitely like stats.

that you could like look at. Because it's like, it's, I think modern time, I think modern time. I'm gonna look at right now. Yeah. I think, because I think Miles is more popular to Peter to minorities,

genuinely now because he is a minority and he's more interesting, you know? I'm, I don't know how to phrase this question. Yeah, uh, popularity for superheroes amongst people that shouldn't be in America. Nick,

yeah, just put an eye and see if it understands. Superhero popularity. That would just be my favorite. previous search terms though. Superhero popularity by

demographic I guess. Who you niggas watching? When I was a kid. Like I think Black Panthers probably. Oh, let me think of it as a kid. So me being a minority as a kid, I gravitated.

So it's interesting. When I was younger, I was way more into Batman. As I got a little bit older, I was way more into Spider-Man. I don't know what that means. For me, it was instantly Spider-Man. It was like, oh, your way you look. and you're from New York I like you the most

That makes sense But when I As I got older Like Spider-Man is my favorite Mostly due to like Nostalgia now I would say You know when it comes to literature He Spider-Man has

Had way more bad Comics than good Like way more bad than good But I think that's because he's so popular So many niggas have their hands in a cookie jar Writing him So I think that's why he's like They think of Batman

Batman has some fucking He has some hit and then it's someone's like, nigger, you fuck Barbara Gordon? Like what? Isn't she like 17? I mean, and dating Dick Grayson?

I mean, there's like the Batwoman run. She was, you know, that's Cassandra. They were making her name. Ah, look at this.

Interesting. What the fuck is? Captain America. So I found literally like stats. So like Captain America popularity among demographics, 35% Caucasian, 26% Latine.

and 23% black. You've hired that thought, honestly. And Spider-Man, 27% Caucasian, 34% Hispanic, and 22% black. So actually, so have America- Do you see what I mean? Yeah, I see what you're saying, but like I think, you know what I'm saying?

It's because of the fact that his, where he represents. I think because of the fact it's New York, I think it means that like it's part of reason probably why I like him too. It's like, oh, wow. It probably isn't because for me, I just thought the world was new.

because I never saw anything else. Like everything else. Like everything took place. And in the 90s, everything took place in New York. Yeah. It's insane. It was in California. Friends.

Fucking every Super Euro movie. Every fucking gang movie. Every fucking. It was insane. How, how. I just thought like, oh, I guess this is the world. You know? I was definitely definitely.

It was like the 2000s when I realized that there were other places probably. Definitely when you're younger, you have, but you have a, if you're from California in New York, you have a youth centric. personality because of the fact that in America, there was only places that matter really. It's New York and California and then Florida. Let's see. Did I saw a picture of a cat so flattened

it didn't look like matter anymore, man? That's crazy. Like it didn't matter? Like it didn't, like it looked just like leaves or something. It was insane. Anyway, we're going to move on to the next question. We spent a lot of time on that one. Tragic. Tragic. Yeah, oh my God. Let me find

what is this? This is a crazy question. I'm going to read it anyway because it's a little weird. He always edges the judge. He says he will never come, Rodin. He says, greetings, I don't know what that means. Blood Meridian quote. Are you serious?

Judge Holden, yeah. Oh my God. Good fucking story. Really fucked up, go. Greetings, Wixever, Warrickson, and Wongston. I want to know what you fellers, parentheses, derogatory, smell like. What? So please do pray tell me.

What cologne, soaps, shampoos, conditioners, another smelly shit you use. Oh, that's interesting. I want to know because I'm a little curious, weird. Oh, he-he-hoo, that is weird. I'm not going to tell you. He's going to put it on, like, a pillow and, like, make a ship. He says, he says videos of this. I made this for you.

He has a voice changer on, too. It's like, brother, you sent me a direct DM from your Facebook. I know this is your face. It's you. So what I do typically is, like, I fill it. I fill the bathtub about 25% of the way. Then I eat 15 pounds of gar. garlic bread, throw up, strain my vomit

so it's just garlic bile and fill the rest of the tub with that. And then, you know, that's really it. That's good. Yeah. That's typically how I do is I lay in swivel to my skin burn. I heard that garlic was good for you. That's why I did it. I had a friend that would tell me to eat cloves of garlic. Oh. You know, and I...

Claves of garlic. Yeah. Whole clothes of garlic for your immune system or something. Spicy. I like that. Spice. Yeah. I like when my cum smells like fucking bread. Like olive garden. No, no, I mean, I have African black soap that I love. I don't know what specific variation of it, but it's all

kind of similar. This is like this shampoo I use like method or something or something like that. Meth? Meth. Yeah. I forgot. I don't really care. Like, I don't have like things that I'm married to specifically with that stuff.

I usually go to the store and like whatever, you know, whatever looks. Oh, I think I might get that now. Like I've never had like, this is my default shampoo or this is my default. I have a very moderate skincare routine, but it's like, it's like nothing insane. It's like very, low to the floor. come. Yeah. Shit. Vomit. It's just fire.

It's just fire then come. It's just fire. Four in the morning you get up, put fire on your face. I'm on a stove. I reach in off the stove. I'm holding fire. Literally like a game. It's always fun to sizzle yourself to death.

Yeah. It hurts, but it wakes me up real good. Do you ask that's how you woke up. Somebody puts an open fire under your hand to wake you up every night. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.

I'm like stupid frat boy shit. Yeah. What's your routine though? My routine is like I used this on. I use this soy mask. Usually like a cleaner. I have this exfoliating like, what's it called?

Lactic acid, I think it's something. Yeah. That's it. Isn't that something you get like massage out of your muscles? Um, well, yeah, the lactic act you excrete lactic acid.

Uh, when you, um, when you work out. You eat that? I don't eat it I use it as a face scrub Why do you eat that

What else? I use I have eggs in my use Aeuro It's a goat Ha you're sick This guy says it's very simple And he's listed like 10 things Yeah you looks like a whole fucking

Smorgasbord Compared to some women dog This is like this is nothing I think you're doing more Compared to women is like a crazy Yeah You know I think you still are doing like

Probably a little bit more than Jojo I'm not sure I know she has quite a few products Then what else For shampoo, I use, it's like a Caribbean thing. A Caribbean like fucking shampoo brand. It's like usually like, um, jerked. Some sort of, you guys, jerk seasoning and moss.

That's crazy. I use that. I use that. I use dove soap because of the fact that it's also eczema. So I usually use like white soaps. I don't irritate my skin. Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music.

Podcasts. And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone. crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it.

Reeses. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And nothing really else. Yeah, I use Dior. That's about it for my cologne when I wear a clone. Dior. Dior. D'all. That's about it.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I've been using most of the same stuff Except for they always discontinue my favorite body washes So I used the like Captain Old Spice Captain It's a fucking really good one I use the Bear Claw The Bear Clove and a Wolf thing

I use those little shit smell delicious Yeah there's this for a while I just bought this new one that I normally wouldn't use But Jojo's like you should get it It's like it smells so gay It's like black cherry And there's some pink Is it a lizard or a dragon?

I can't remember It's something that I've never seen before. It smells amazing, but it's also very fruity, you know? I love fruit, felix smell. Yeah, I don't mind it either. It just, it normally, it makes me a little hungry. I don't usually want to put stuff on you. Yeah, it smells like candy.

Even some of the African black stuff that I have, like, or that I used to, it, now it smells different. But like, the first block that I got, like, I was like, this smells so good. I want to eat this. That's what I usually don't want to want to, because like, on an empty stomach, I usually, you know, a shower at the end of the night or whatever. I don't want to eat anymore. I'm putting something that smells amazing.

It smells delicious. It kind of gets me a little bit hungry. Like I typically just like to keep it with like things that I normally wouldn't eat like a cedarwood or whatever, blah, blah, blah. You don't eat cedarwood. Huh? You don't go to cedarwood trees and fucking gum down on it. Just one. And they're like, it's not going to work.

And you start seeing a little wood to give. And it's like, what the fuck is this guy doing? I love the image of Oreo scooping, like the bark off of a fucking tree. I love it. Cedarwood and like, yeah. I love dropping a person on a beaver's dam and him destroying it. And their beavers being like, what the fuck? Who is this guy?

You know they panic like people do? They do. I know they stand up. If their damn gets destroyed, I've seen them go like, like I've seen them do it. I've seen them stand up and look at problems like really like. Stare at a problem. Fah!

God, that sound is great. It's pretty good. My favorite new stuff. It's been a while since I've heard like a new like, you know, like meme sound that I've been like, that's good. Yeah. That's a good one. Whatever the fuck that is. I'm a fan.

I looked up the origins because I was like, oh, what is it? That fucking black case. Yeah, that's pretty good. I think I'm going to do a, what you go. I think starting that beginning of year, I'm going to do a solid one month with no social media. That's crazy. I wish I could. See, like you do it.

I long to be able to do that, man. One month. See how I feel. I hate how dependent this entire job is on it. Unfortunately, it is really dependent. That's kind of the thing. Oh. No YouTube either is going to be interesting.

I'm just going to read a bunch of stuff. I think I'm going to try to get to read it. I've tried to do that. I just can't. I can't try and do it. I can. All right, shut up. Yeah, nobody cares.

Yeah. Wasn't even talking. Wait, wait, wait. Adidas moves. What is that? Fucking and Chrome by Zario. Oh. Colognes.

Adidas makes Colognes? Adidas moves is, is. Everybody makes everything. now, don't they? I've been using it since I was 10 years old. Yeah. It's the best smelling casual cologne by far to me. It's one of those ones that, like, you wouldn't put it on a suit.

But like, if you're just going out, you want to smell a little bit nice, it's a very cool, light thing. Adidas moves is fucking phenomenal. I want a five guys. That's what I want. I want a five guys. I want to smell like a five guys. You know what? I'm not a cologne guy.

I wouldn't want to be around you. Why? Just you get hungry? I don't want five guys. I have five guys in a hot man. They shut down the one near here because the economy is fucked and nobody can afford a $9 burger. That's great. But like, oh, I miss it.

Tragic. Tragic. I thought it'd be there forever because, like, five guys usually is always there. Yeah. Like, I never, I didn't, so there was no rush. Good peanut oil. There's certain things where, like, there's a rush to get this done, you know? Like, those glass naples, like, I got, I'm rushing.

I'm, like, figuring out. I'm, like, organizing meats and stuff. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But, like, oh, five guys, it's there. I'll get it when I want it. And then, bam, just gone. I think so, man.

They probably killed someone with their peanut oil. Oh, yeah. Somebody went in there and immediately seized. Yeah. It'd be really easy. I bet you know what's crazy? Like, it must be so easy. Like, what percentage of people do you think have peanut allergies?

This can sound weird. I like most people was not lethal. The percentage of people with peanut allergies, I would argue, are probably the least suicidal people. Statistically. I would probably bet that. Because it would be so easy. You know, it would be so easy that, like, there's almost no resistant. Like, most people would have to, like, you know, they'd have to, you know, they'd have to get up the courage, you know, or they would.

They would have to, like, you know, they would crawl up on a bridge and be like, I'll do this. I'll do it. I'll do it. One guy drives by and pushes them. Yeah. But all it takes for them is, like, you accidentally walk into a space. You know what I mean? I don't think peanut.

I don't think, they're exactly like that. They do. They die. For some people. I think, but that's like, that's like, that's like your, green skeletons. But that's like. In the presence of peanuts. You pumpkin bomb a dog and it's a human green skeleton.

Yeah. Yeah. I think that's so fucking funny. But that happens. I've seen people, uh, explode. I think most start, I've seen people start getting like, they break out a little bit, but like I've never seen people like just being your peanuts. They're like, uh-oh, and they fucking fall down.

You never seen that really? And I know people that are like very allergic to peanuts. Yeah. Very. Well, clearly not if they're still alive. But I feel like that kind of allergic to peanuts is like, oh, you're just going to die. Well, that's what I mean. That's what I'm saying.

Like at that level, you're just going to die no matter what. Yeah. That's why you don't see them. Yeah. Yeah. Like they didn't exist. But that's what I'm saying. It's like I just think like you're so aware of how fragile life is with a peanut allergy that

that you would think. that the very act of you protecting yourself kind of flies in the face of like being suicidal. I would bet that this is true. I would put money down. I would put this on Kalshi. Someone put it on Kalsi so I can make some money.

I don't know. How are you going to like, I don't know. Kill me one. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. You just poll people, I guess. Suicidal people are you suicidal?

Do you have a Pinoj? And just like cross-referenced. There you go. Because I bet I would bet so much money for, I don't know why I'm so confident in this, but I am that like the more, more people who are suicidal are just not allergic to

to peanuts. I think I'll people who are suicidal know they're suicidal. I think that's like a correlation. People that are genuinely suicidal, they probably don't really know. No, I know. They probably just feel like I don't really want to be a lot. That's crazy. But it's like, I don't really want to be alive, but I don't know what to call this. May I might as well

get up, I guess. You know what to call the, I don't want to be alive? You don't know what to call that? Because I feel like there's a kind of suicidal where there's like, you're suicidal, but you're not exactly actively trying to kill yourself. You're just not trying to keep yourself. alive exactly. Right, but like there's a difference.

No, I don't think so. Beautiful. Peanut allergies. You don't think, you don't think, you don't think trying to kill yourself. It's in our nature to kill ourselves.

It's in our nature to kill ourselves. Hey, that's not Sean. It's in our nature to eat more peanuts. Oh, I forgot. It's in our nature to die. Anyway, let's fucking move on. Let's get another question. You know Sean he is in jail right now.

Yes, he is. Sean Chi? Yeah, him too. what you said? Yeah. They can't keep him in jail. Wait, what did you say? Sean Kingston.

Sean Kingston is in jail? What for? Stealing your name. Not just tax evasion for frauding a shitload of jewelers. Oh, that's very specific. Like he, it was a sickness. He kept doing it. Like, and his mom would help dumb.

She already, she was a grifter and went to jail for it. So she, I should say con artist because grifter is a little like low level shit. Yeah. Con artist went to jail for it already. So now she was out. was his advisor and would run all these schemes for him. And at one point, she even texted him like, bro, just make your songs. Because he was like, just do one more.

Because he would just keep getting hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry and then never pay them. He would be like, oh, here, I see, here's the wire transfer and send this fake ass thing. And then like a day or two later, they're like, uh, it never showed up. So that's fake. And then would take them the court. And then he would always lose and owe more and restitution and shit like that. he did it to a point where it was like, bro, what the fuck is wrong with you? It's crazy.

It's a crazy story if you guys are. He should just laugh. You do that. You dip. You leave the country. That's it. That's how you do that. You're supposed to and not keep living in the same fucking area in the same house.

He scammed a TV fucking company where he got like a like a 200 inch TV or something. He's Floridian. That shit is Florida niggis, man. That's scamming like crazy. It's insane how much scam culture is big over there. wild. It makes sense. End up in prison.

It makes sense. Fucking smart. And up in prison. Fucking fresh and fit. Makes sense. Beautiful jail. That's why my booty's gonna hurt. They fit no.

Fuck my butt hole. Fuck my butt hole. That's a lot. I don't know. It's like if I fucking die. The song just ends. I don't know. I don't know.

I fucking die. You look so upset. Whatever, man. Oh, you're just bringing this up. Venom singing my way in the Philippines. What? It says, hi, howdy, hey, hi, rowdy gaze. You seen that new It show?

Pretty brutal stuff in the first two episodes. Third episode didn't hit quite as hard. I'm still looking forward to whatever happens next. Your thoughts if you've seen it. Or if you haven't seen it, Hey, Swede. Who do you want in Rival? Oh, they already added the one I personally I wanted really bad.

Who wasn't? A rogue. Who's that? Rogu. Rogu. Roku. Roku. Roku.

The service for the TV? Yeah, Roku. She's sick, dude. No, rogue from X-Men. Oh, yeah, that's right. Anna Marie. Oh, I just got it. Yeah.

Does she sound like a Southern issue? Yeah, she has a Southern accent. It's probably not as wild as it was in the 90s cartoon. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She does sound like a Southern.

It's probably how it sounds in 97. Okay. Where they tone it back a lot because it just sounds insane in the original cartoon. It's great. It's back when people had accents. That doesn't happen anymore. People don't have accents anymore. Not the same degree.

Everybody's watching the same shit. Unfortunately. It just sounds like a fucking American. Yeah. Everywhere you go. I, X-Men. That's all they all sound now. I'm X-Man.

I'm Nimrod. That was Warwick. That was Warwick. Bomboclott. Bombocl wrote it? It's bomb a clot. Bomba clot. Bomba clot.

Bomba. Bobb. Ross Clot. It comes to hurt you. Yeah, no, fucking, I have not seen the show. I don't know anything about it. I saw one clip with some guy and he's in a bunch of jars or something. There's a scene with a guy coming together.

He's like a, I don't know. He was. The only way that I can describe it is he was jars. Yeah. He was jars. It's a good show. It's a good show. It's actually a good show.

Trust me. It's actually a hard show. I'm not saying. You give it a look. But I think Stephen King's an interesting guy, man. He's got a, he's an interesting fella. Yeah, he wrote a child orgy. I think, yeah, it's fucking wild.

Pretty cool. And everybody was like, oh. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do?

Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. That had everything. Reese's suspense. Reese's. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion.

$20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. No, you don't get it.

I'll overlook that. No, you don't get it. It's a symbolize child orgy. The fact that that... Yeah, no, we know, Steve. We're very aware. I'll give him one praise. That nigger puts out a lot of shit.

He does. And for the amount of shit he puts out, at the speedy puts it out actually impressive like that I'll acknowledge he knows the first he knows the first rule of writing is just write whatever

and then like you gotta get the bad ideas out yeah because he knows so it's like I mean it works he also looks like somebody that he would write about yeah which is kind of the thing to me I didn't is a point he's in his own books he looks like a drowger he looks like he looks like a scary

he's scary looking he is in his own books yeah yeah so that's why it's like oh yeah it's like oh yeah you've met Pennywise really actually you're right you're not even writing fiction you're writing autobiography I saw a thing recently where people I saw a thing recently where people

were pitting like I don't know cryptids or whatever against each other so he was like oh Pennywise versus the cat and the hat these are both cryptids apparently according to me but uh I just think it's so insane I think the cat is undoubtedly taking that fight

I think I think the cat has a chance yeah the like the whole Pennywise's whole thing is feeding on people's fear I don't think the cat in the hat's afraid of stuff What fuck is he afraid of? We clearly see him be afraid in the movie. I don't think there's ever been a point where he's been afraid.

He was like, if the parents coming home. He was terrified of that shit. He's not afraid of it. He, like, the whole, that whole movie was him just being like, oh, I could have fixed this in any time. I was, we were never in any danger. I think the cat has a chance. He has no fear at all.

He just goes in there, fucks things up, waits for kids to learn a lesson and dips. He's also got a bag full of bullshit that he could just pull out. Like, the thing one and thing two don't fear nothing. Like, I don't know, man. Thing one and thing two are the scary parts. Because I feel like thing one and the thing two, if you give them a command, they complete it. I just, that's what scares me.

It's like, hey, go kill every single person in Gaza. And it'll be like, whoa. And they'll just go and like in an hour you'll get a messenger. But like, yeah, Gaza's sanitized. It's like everyone's dead. Sanitized. No, no, no. No, no.

No, no. It's like everyone here is dead and the place is cleaned up. Right. Yeah. That really helps. The buildings, the buildings are built back up. And there's no human bodies, but we know they're gone. Right.

We can feel a mass death happened here. Fucking Netanyahu over here. No. It's not, it's Kingston and Netanyahu. It's like our fucking show. Kingsdom and Jameson. Kenton. Netting Jammes.

Jamon Yahoo. We got. Jamie Yahoo. Jamin Yahoo is crazy. It's going to be the thumbnail. You're going to be, we're going to put your head on. We're going to merge urine. Benjamin at name of his faces.

Kingstim it is awesome. I like that, dude. I'm just saying he has... Jamie and Yahoo. He, they will complete any task you put them to. Who, thing one and thing two? Yeah. Yeah, so here's the loophole.

Don't be afraid. That's true. It's over. Like, it's just like, dude, like, it's not even close. But it's not, it's not simple, like, don't be afraid. That's the whole point of the books. It's like, it's not just don't be afraid. Because not being afraid.

Being afraid is a part of being alive. sure you can't just like turn off being afraid the cat can the cat ain't from here so he has a chance to do that actually I would argue they're probably from the same place probably the same fucking outer realm terrifying place I just know they get even a he's just a fucking clown you know

and then when he gets like killed for real he's like he more he folds into a baby or some weird shit I don't know I saw that movie a while ago I would definitely I would definitely like if there was a calci if there was like a polymarket on like What is up with the gambling?

You're really gamble, Cody. You've been hanging out with Jake Paul and shit like that lately? No, I've just noticed it a lot. It's like always like a lot of news is reported through like, oh, Polly Market expects this. And it's like, why is this happening? But so I'm just like hyper aware of it right now. I'm getting disgusted with all the memes that are being brought to you by prize picks and all this shit. I know.

You'll see the tag on like fucking memes now. I'm like, bro. I can't do this anymore. That was happening for a while. The watermark on the fucking memes and shit. But no. I've not seen the show. Maybe I'll get around to it.

I don't know. I'm not doing that shit. Are we doing an extra show after this or that? Or is that we doing that for Friday? Oh, good question. No, whatever you guys want, really. What do you guys want? I'm indifferent.

You're indifferent? God damn it. No, I was just. What do you want? Because you're asking. Yeah. Oh, I was only asking because I was going to time ordering food. That was my own.

Okay. It didn't matter to me. We could get, we could, we could do it today. All right. Free up Friday. Yeah. Fuck it. All right.

Just time your food. Yeah. Benny and the Jets. Benny and the Jets. You order it now and just like, it doesn't matter. You can always just go out and get it. Boom! That's like that, what is it, that clip of Paul McCartney exploding at his concert that goes viral every now and again?

I don't think I've seen that. You never see that? Where it's like, live and let die. And then the caption's always like Paul McCartney dies. And it's pretty convincing. It looks like his. The piano explodes. It's like Michael Jackson

fucking blowing up during the Super Bowl presentation not the fucking Coke position or Pepsi? I don't know. Who cares? It was Pepsi. I think it was Pepsi.

It got burned and off of his hair and it's like, come on, dude. It would happen with Pepsi. It would. Or Pepsi. Can't catch a break.

Paul. Niggas and the Jets. I think Benny and the Niggas sounds better, but doesn't even fit. Niggas and the Jets sounds better than Benny and the niggas. It doesn't fit.

Almost objectively, Kingston. Do it. Sing it. Where is it? No, sing it. Sing it and show me

how it fits better than nigger and the jettis. Sucks. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucking great. Like it's really, I mean, obviously it doesn't die, but it looks insane.

That looks like a scene from Hollow Night when you fight the Grim Troop like a fucking fire You're in a circus And then fire comes out the floor And have vampires in front of them I don't know any of these references You're making man

That's crazy, yeah, sorry I don't know none of it. I played great games, my apologies I played it too I just dipped because it was like I don't got patience for this But um all right Let's see

Would you rather gain muscle Or gain what is this? This name cuts off God damn it You lose sir. No, we appreciate your continued support. I just saw that you've been here for a while. I apologize. Or gain eagres from outer

and then it cuts out. So sorry about that. Well, if your name's in the credits, we'll get the full name read. But he says, hello, come, goblins. Have you ever seen real footage from a movie or a game and thought to yourself, no way this is real? I just saw gameplay of Arc Raiders for the first time and just straight up thought that someone AI generated it. Thank you for you. I mean, thank you for keeping me from eating people at the factory I work at.

I mean, listen, sir. What is the, have you ever seen? Footed from a movie or a game that you thought yourself, no way this is real. No way this is real? Well, I mean, it wouldn't be real because it's video games. Yeah, but it's a video game. Thanks for writing in, loser.

I don't understand the frame. I don't understand the framing of this question. So you saw gameplay from Arc Raiders for the first time I thought someone AI generated it. But like, I want to know what was crazy. It's so bad. Like, it's like, there's no way it's real. Or so good or like, I don't know.

I do. I know what you're saying. I'm kind of confused. The AI thing at the end would imply that it looked. They thought so when AI generated it must mean that it's bad. Or that it's not like you can't believe that that's in the game. Is that what it is? I just don't know what I don't know anything that I've ever seen that I would think like that's unbelievable.

Yeah, me neither. You know, from a video game or a movie. There's stuff I've seen in real life. Like there's video stuff like, no way this is real. No way that cat got just sucked. I got just got sucked into a tornado man. No way, man. No way that I have it.

No way that fat kid selling a chocolates got sucked up into a tornado, man. No way that goat got sucked up into a tornado, man. Yeah. But then one of them is real. The same tornado. But one of them is real. Did you know that? I'm not even going to bother.

I imagine it's got to be a negative framing because it's like he's so arc rated for the friend. It looks like someone AI generated. Like he can't believe that game is real. NI AI generation. I think I know what he's saying because like there's footage. The only footage that is, I've ever seen from Arc Raiders that made me look at it

like is this real? Was that there was an animation of like there's these leaper things there's these like big spider robots that leap in such a way that you kind of can't believe it because it's like it's animated really well but it's also like you just think like

there's no way that they can see me. It's like miles away. And then it just jumps at you and you see it and it's and it moves like kind of convincingly realistically and it does I know I maybe that's what he's talking about? I don't think so. Because that's the only

thing I've ever seen where I'm like, no way that's a video game. It was pretty convincing and like surprisingly good. He's using movie and game and then it's only the last thing that he says. I think it's just the idea he's referring to things being unbelievable in the medium that you're watching. Why would AI

generation be that? It hasn't been. It kind of feels kind of like ridiculous. It feels it feels it's a negative. It's negative. Anything that's attached to AI is negative right now. So when you're saying it looks like someone NIA generated is only bad. I wish he described what he saw.

This feels like it's simpler. But like that's, that's little, well, I feel like that's, what else could it be if somebody would not use that as something positive by saying, oh man, I saw this and it looked like someone AI generated. That isn't, that's not positive. That is purely negative, meaning that he can't believe how bad it is. That's the only only thing it could be. Sure, I got to be real.

I just don't have an answer. I really don't care. Like I want like I really like I respect how passionate you are conversing that. I don't give a fuck. It's definitely not passion. It's just deciphering something. I well I respect your willingness to decipher that deep. Yeah. Fuck you though. It's not even it's not deep though. That's I feel like there's a problem with fucking people in media that think shit's deep when it's not. It's not deep. It's not deep. I'm just talking. Like the fact that you're willing to decipher that further in general is like oh, is it though. Is it? Is it just like the natural inclination to just solve something real quick like a quick little problem but it wasn't that's the thing it but it wasn't quick like i get it like no i understand

three minutes isn't quick no i understand brother you're talking about throwaway versus like you're acting like i spent an entire episode now it's not quick oh no it's not we're talking about something we're talking about Kingston no no no true true we're not doing that anymore look don't don't don't money the water man look i get it like he's like oh you guys are confused about something and you guys are trying to figure it out. For me, my brain was like, oh, I assume he's talking about this. That's it. Did you have an answer, though?

Did you have an answer? Does that strike you as anything that you would have an answer for? I saw, I don't know. I saw a woman put a dildo that was like way too big up her ass and you could see like in her sternum somewhere. And I was like, that can't be real. Turns out it was very real. Reese's peanut butter cups.

They go perfectly with music. Podcasts. And welcome back to the show. Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles. tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to.

I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Reeses. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury. law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound. 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's actually a good answer. Because it is a movie.

It's still film. It's art. Yeah. I have seen things that I can't believe weren't AI generated because they're so stupid. You know, like, I don't have an answer. Never mind. I made that.

I was hoping that, like, I could say something that it would ignite a memory. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It didn't. I did that. I did that recently. You ran, you ran, you ran to the jump and then you didn't finish the jump. Sometimes it's a good strategy. Sometimes it gets, more often than not that works.

But like, yeah, I didn't work that time. I feel like that also leads people saying shit that's completely ridiculous just to finish the thought. What is our job? fucking assholes do do that like they're like I can't internally I can't feel embarrassed now I have to finish I got to stick the landing I gotta make something up

I used to do that a lot because I was always really insecure about like just like sounding stupid yeah so I would just like if I started something and I just didn't know where it was going I would just like say shit but like that's funny a friend of my friend Marin gets pissed off of me all the time

because like I'll be talking to him on like Discord or whatever And I'd be like I'll be like hey look at this Before I have anything to Before I have anything to share And I'm like I'll scroll for a little bit That feels crazy

That feels genuinely insane Because you're in What makes it worse You're initiating it That's why that feels like Genuinely crazy I just need to like I'm engaging a game

With which to challenge myself Like all right But you're dragging someone else in two now That's crazy He deserves to be dragged into it though I agree, I agree. He's a dragable fellow. He's a dragable fellow.

And I'll admit, most of the time I have seen something and I'm like, hey, look at this. But I haven't sent it yet. And he'll be annoyed that it's like, well, why didn't you send it yet? Like, you should only say, hey, look at this once you've sent it. Yeah, it's attached. It should be attached. It should be attached. Yeah, this should be a tool.

But I'm in the process of doing it. But now, like, I know that it bothers him so much that, like, I've gotten to the habit of, like, just saying it before I found anything and hoping that I found something. Or just never, like, respond. Yeah, sometimes I'll be like, I couldn't find anything. I've definitely been like yo before and it never responded to somebody. I know how to Jojo. Yeah, you've done that. It's like, you're like, oh, what's up?

And I'm like, you got to do it to Lily. It's great. Hey, babe, babe. I don't talk to Lily. What? And then he's literally just definitely silent, actually. Well, listen, we don't have an answer. I apologize for the lack of an answer that we have for that.

Also, confirm for us exactly what you meant by that too. I would love a follow up on that. Yeah, yeah. Confirm your solo. Anyway, he might have made something completely different. Yeah, maybe we completely misinterpreted. Plio TCA wrote and he says, I've noticed Chris gets compared to that one guy, Zoron Jovek. And I'm curious if Chris agrees.

I don't know who that is. That name is crazy. GV. OJIC. It's just AI gay porn of you getting fucking railed by a bunch of oranges. That'd be great. I'm like, who did this? Plio TCA.

Yeah, he fucked me up, man. It's really funny, but also super. says it. How can we put this on a shirt? Geron Jovi. We can make money from this. This guy? I've never seen this guy. No, this is guys, this is just a white person with glasses Who the fuck is that guy? I guess he's

his fan art looks like me. Oh, his fan art, that's what it is. That's what it is. It's the fan art. All fan art of me is going to look the same. Yeah, if they're white and have glasses. If they're white and have glasses. But like he doesn't look. There is a guy, like he's like a coach for some football team that I. Scott the Waz, right? What's that?

Scott the Waz? Anyway, listen There's Colin brought it up to me recently or like not recently like a couple times where like there's like a coach

for some football team or some soccer team that looks a lot like me and he has shown me a picture of it and I do agree actually this time he's got the same like facial features and the same like jaw and like cheekbones you should look up

but like coaches that look like me and don't put who you are oh that's gonna work really well What if it does? You know what? Let me be a dick. I wonder if I could find it.

No, I can't. I give up. Coach that just call Colin real fast. I'm going to call Colin. It's insane. Why is that insane? Aren't you friends? Well, you might be recording right now, actually.

So? It'll be baked into the show. It'll spice it up. It's more of a bit. Nick, I have seen two billion podcasts where they do that shit all the time. We just did an episode where we actually talked about how we agree never to call each other. Like it's like unless it's like super important. So for the day after it to be something so stupid.

Actually that makes it even funnier. It does make it even funier. I know we just talked about. I never talking. Shut up. I need to tell you. I know we just talked about how we never call each other when we do. It's always inconvenient.

But. I feel like most calls are inconvenient. Huh? I feel like most calls are inconvenient. Yeah. It's never nice to. Yeah. I rarely answer the first time.

I usually got to call back. I answer the first time usually. It's just like, I'm usually doing something I'll call back in a second I usually answer I usually answer I'm gonna call back and then I forget

Yeah I usually answer when it's been years You know when it's the The escorts that are confirming my Point Yeah You know the second Good news the card went through

Yeah You know I never let escorts come to my fucking house You know It's crazy meet up at a motel Or like a Super 8 I mean I'm a motel And I'm like yo

That's great The super rates are real But like I've been of motel. Yeah, what do you mean? Motel's a real, too. What are you saying? I've never been to Super 8.

That's why. That's crazy. You said Motel's at Super 8. Super 8. Super 8's are real. Because I remember Super 8 the movie more than a fucking name. I know what you mean?

Motel 6. Yeah, Motel 6, Super 8. Why they skip 7? That's bullshit. It is crazy. It is lucky. And anyone is there is not lucky. That's a good point.

Because 7's a criminal, remember? Oh. Because it 8-9. Right. That's the old dad joke. I remember that one. That's the lore of why you don't see 7 anywhere.

Why is six afraid of seven? I forgot about that bullshit. Yeah, why six is afraid of seven because seven's a pedophile. I'm a molested 14 children. Dumbled what he was. Crazy. Seven, rape, nine, obviously. Oh, interesting.

Lock him up. Anyway. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, rape nine, ten, eleven. That's so crazy. Oh, Sniggins rode in. So this is going to be like, listen, this is going to be a devil's advocate, a kind of question, okay? Oh, so be prepared. Hello to the white one,

the one who's wrong constantly, and the one built like 90s animated kingpin. If you were forced to become an all right grifter against one minority group, which one are you targeting? Oh, easy. Easy, easy, easy. I'll let you guys answer first. I think I know where Derek's going to live. Interesting. I'll let you answer first. I think I know where Derek's going to

land. Actually, I'll be paying attention. What do you say? We tried. Sorry. If you were forced to become an all right grifter against one minority group, which one are you targeting? I think Derek's put out, proven where he stands. I don't like the Smithsonian's. What?

Is that people that occupy the Smithsonian? Yeah, yeah. Why are you lisping? Yeah, they live there. Smithsonian? That was aggressive also on my part. That was crazy. It was aggressive on my part.

Needlessly agro really. What do you have against Lispers? I don't like Lispers. It's crazy. Lily said I have a list for enough time. for me to believe I thought I had one. You do have one. I don't. You do. I do not have a list. Check the footage and edit a lisp in there. You're a raging bastard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, whatever. Yeah, what's your answer? I don't know. I feel like I should answer last.

I feel like I should answer last. Why? Because I just think I should. I said it first though. I'm the youngest. I'll go last. I called last. I called last first. No, let me think. I want to see how where I can gauge myself at. Like I'm trying to see like. What I should say. The honest answer is probably, man. Oh, I know my needs. I can go first with me too. I think the Brits honestly.

Oh. But that's a lame answer. It's not like exciting. You wouldn't. So white women is acceptable. The problem is that you'll lose. But here's the thing. You can't defeat them.

Historically speaking. White women is acceptable, but you can't mention that they're white. You just go after them. Then they'll be accepted. You just don't specify. Right. Right. Yours won't be accepted, Chris.

Okay. Because unless they're all specifically like liberal or something. Right, right, right. So you can go after liberal British guys or something, but you can't mention them being white. That's the whole, that's the whole thing. I like white people. I don't want you to be people. You know what?

Saudi Arabians. Whatever. Yeah, whatever. That's a good answer. I can't because the people are doing so bad. Yeah, whatever, man. I don't know. It's so unfortunate.

If we have to pick, like that's the thing, it's like the question is right. grifter. So we have to, it's got to be, you know, and I think that would actually lead to a lot of success. Yeah. Because there's valid critique of Saudi Arabia. You can even get some like moderate like, you probably could get moderate people. Yeah. That would be my answer, I think. Yeah, especially out really, uh, the all the people that, after the comedy festival. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Mr. Beast opening a fucking. Yeah. Right. Right. Do you talk about that? I can't remember if we did. I might have mentioned it. I think that Mr. Beast, I love the people were afraid of Zoran Mamdani implementing surreal on New York City as if that.

was ever going to happen, but then Mr. Beast, the widest guy out of the planet, goes and enforces Surreal law in Saudi Arabia with a fucking beast theme park. It's so fucking funny to me. Got to, got to be adhered to Sharia law. It's always the ones you least expect. It's always the ones you least expect to

implement Syria law. As long as Beast Minters, I'd be fine with it. Yeah, Beast Mr. and Mr. Beast, Mr. Meest. You know, they'll coagulate. It's hilarious. I like Bistamese a lot, personally, more than Bistair. Beesmister.

It's that fucking little fucking hooligan nigga. Yeah. It's a little hooligan fella. That's great. Man. What about you? Answer. White women.

Oh, I mean, that's, whatever. I guess. Yeah, you could take up the angle of like you should be in the kitchen, kind of. No, I just like, you guys cause every problem. No, that's not. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work for grifters.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's the whole premise of the question. So you've got to, you've got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you You got to pick one that works. I don't know. You can still do white women again. It just needs to be within the prospect. Within the context of like, oh, you need to be in the kitchen.

Kitchen. Kitchen. You need to be at home. You need to be raising a family. Kids before 25. You shouldn't be a CEO of Turning Point USA. Yeah. But we won't talk about that, I guess.

I know. It's very funny. So stupid, man. It's like the ball, the plain faced irony of it is awesome. I just like, I love it. There's no self-awareness all. And it's home insane. And it's like, bitch, why, then you leave.

Yeah. Then you leave. It's that to a T. I have a friend who, she's very, she's a preacher or whatever. But also I'm like, why are you, you're literally, by your rule book, you're not supposed to be doing this. Right. Like, you shouldn't be doing this. I'm an absolute, I'm an abnormality. And it's like you should die. That's crazy. You should stop being alive. How about that? Don't get killed, but die. That's that good cover. thing don't get killed you should die though you should die it's good cover yeah you guys know my answer so you can go to next one what is it reminding me just remind me I love fucking

this is a crazy this is a great idiot this is bloodywood is a good band listen this is a crazy ride in penis Mike rode in penis Mike who's that he sounds familiar peanut yeah that sounds familiar that's been here he's been No, but that sounds like a character that we... That sounds like something that we did a long time ago. Penis Irman trout? Penis Mike wrote in... No.

Penis Mike wrote it. He says, when I was a wee lad, my sister pulled a prank on a roommate. She basically wrote red rum on the bathroom wall, so when you'd look in the mirror and say murder, crazy, right? My dad said that prank was too far and indulged us in what he considered as a harmless prank. Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans.

The case of the missing recent. It was me at the store with my mouth. Motive? Um, they're reases. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will.

That had everything. Rees. Suspense. Reese's. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm in a talk. attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. One night when he and his pals were drinking, they did the old whoever passes out first gag on his pal by rubbing ketchup between his ass cheeks

and having him think, having him wake up thinking he got raped. That was not where I thought that was going to go. No. Me neither. As I was reading it, I was also flamakes. As soon as I heard ketchup, I was like, oh, rape. That's crazy.

I thought it was going to be like, oh, you should blood in your sleep. I was thinking, well, like, they were just using any substance. First of all, rubbing ketchup on someone's ass crack and asshole is devious. Yes. It's already enough to where you sexually assaulted your friend by rubbing his ass cheeks. You don't get it, man. It was the 70s. Yeah, it was 2019.

Everybody was acting different. Everybody was acting different. It was pre. It was 20. It was like two weeks ago. It was like a half an hour before a lockdown guy initiated. Everybody was acting crazy. Everybody was doing, you know.

God damn. That is, first of all, that's insane. Yeah. I do. I don't. So look, there's a chance that this is a made up ride in, but I also kind of like, I'm on the air of like, I could believe that. Because like the pranks that I remember people

talking about were fucking insidiously Some of them were like fucked up. Some of them were just like, oh, you raped that guy. Yeah, a lot of just fraternity stuff and his shoes. I would dip my penis in his mouth. And he's just like, yeah, it's rape. Yeah. I put my cock in this fucking eyelid and I fucking popped his little eyeball, came on his brain

and put his eyeball back in. It's like, you're a sexual deviant. Yeah, but you're also amazing. I've definitely. To be able to reattach an eye like that. It just like had to. He popped it out. Popped it out.

Put it to the side. Put it to the side. That's also impressive. But, uh, big bust in there and fucking. Yeah, man, a lot of those,

uh, it's like those movies back in, it's like, it's like, about the, like the nerds and how like it would be like, that was more, yeah,

they would be like, there would be like, a peeping on like, uh, on people and like the, women in the shower. He didn't smallville. Dude,

revenge of the nerd. Dude, revenge of the nerds. He's like, yeah, he did it. I mean, I did it.

I mean, like, you're... I mean, I would do that too. I mean, teenagers are gonna teenage, you know what I mean? But, like, it's, it is kind of wild. Like, Avenger the Nerds. That scene is crazy. Because I was like, that's... Yeah, like...

Avengers is fucked up. Porky's just as fucked up. He was just as Vader, and he was like, where did he's like, it's like, it's kind of all the thing I think about? It's like, oh, also you like, falsely... Yeah, wasn't those... Wasn't there things that they would, like, you would wear different clothes or whatever?

It's like, oh, I'm gonna get you laid. You wear the mascot outfit or whatever, and then, like, we'll swap you out. It's fucking crazy. That was just a thing that was written as if like, yeah, this happens and it's funny. I feel like that's such a big. That's a big problem. It's like, yeah, it is kind of wild.

Like my friend asked me to do that and I'd be like, no. I'm like, bro, absolutely. Are you funny? It is so fun. I'm like, please be joking or I really can't be your friend anymore. Basically. Like, please be kidding. Even if you're kidding, I want to talk to you less, but I might still be your friend.

That's a moral failing like that's kind of beyond a lot of things. You know what I mean? Like where it's just like, all right, man. Yeah. Because that's like playful rape. Like that's like you're being whimsical about it. Like what are you doing? Oh, it's not rape.

Yeah. I'm doing sitcom rape. It's fine. I call it plep. You know, it's plate. That's fucking plate. That is insane. It's just play.

I'm a playpest, you know? Yeah, playpest. Dude, I don't know, man. It's spelled with plaype. Yeah, yeah. I like it. I mean, we, yeah. Yeah.

Like you spell it out. Something we'll take away of the Y. Some people take way of the Y. Oh, no, no, no. The Y's going to be there. The Y's going to be there. Feels good. Feels good.

Well. Jules Adventure. Jules' Adventures rode in. He says, this one, do we even answer the question? I don't even know. I don't even know if there was a question. I think you just talked about crazy prank that his dad told him about. Oh, yeah.

I guess they were just telling us that's crazy. Yeah. Wow. Jules Adventures wrote in. And he says, this is, this one is for the great dog debate of 2025. Is there a dog debate that we in? Okay. Oh, maybe.

Yeah. something's going on. We were talking about whether or not they're really intelligent or whether or not they're fucking faking it. I don't know. Oh, no. He says this one's for the Great Dog Debated in 2025 where where people give dogs human names. Oh, right. I forgot about this.

My old, I should just kept reading. My oldest dog just named San, what? It is named. It says J. Oh, from here it looked like an eye. From there, from there it looked more accurate to what he was trying to say. than what he actually wrote. Your brain auto corrected.

I'm too close to it. Jay, my dogs, my oldest, God, this is fucking me up specifically. My oldest dog just named Sam Pornow. Sam Pornow. Documented on vet records and all. Then I have Laika, Chiquita, and Lil' dude. The point is, I think it's funny to name a dog something normal,

like Steve, but it can't be so boring as to make one of them Dan. What's, wait, I don't agree Your line is so fucking funny It's saying like, oh, it's ironic So it's funny Sure Don't love your animals I think Look, I would prefer

Insane names personally If you had like a bunch of dogs I could see naming one of them Like something normal as like a Because it adds You have like You know, you can't Huh?

Sorry, I'm a little tired I think it's one thing to have like One dog and name it like Paul or something And it's another thing To have like three dogs and this is like, this is Mr. Mitten's. This is fucking...

Mr. Mitten's a dog. Yeah, yeah. Like, this is Mr. Mitten's the dog. This is my other dog's socks. And this is my dog, James. James. I think that adds to it. I think it's...

Here's the problem I have... You got a whole thing he dies first, though. It's got to be the least healthy one. It's only funny one time. You can't be left with James. It's just stupid because it's funny the first time you hear it and then it's never funny again. So it's just stupid.

Well, I mean, it's like naming your kid something goofy. Where it's like, it's funny the first time you hear it. And then you think about it. You're like, oh, it's fucked up. I need my kid. It's not fucked up, though, to name an animal or something like that. I get, well, if you think of animals is lesser, yeah, I get. Well, no, it's not going to affect their standing in society if they're named.

I think it does. Maybe not as intimately. I think names are way more important. They're not going to not get employed because their name is something stupid. No, but they're not going to get respected. Like penis make a rapicus. Like it's, it's, it's treated. They're not going to get treated.

They're not. It's stupid. By who? The other dogs? People are, no, people. People are stupid. People interact with it.

You, you, you forget how stupid people are, Chris. I get, I just don't agree it's the same. It's not the same. It's not the same, obviously. It's not a one-to-one. I disagree with what you're saying. What you're saying is it's the same. Yeah, that's what I said.

And I'm arguing against it. I'm going to say you're saying something. I do like, I do like little dude. It's a great way to fucking argue. Those are good names. Yeah, little dude, Chiquita, Laika. Um, they're not bad. Sam porno's crazy. I think like, that's, that's a bit much. Yeah. Because that's not even a normal name. That's just mean, you know? Sam porno. Is it Sam porno? Is that what it is? Is that what it is? Is that what you did? Mm. Hmm. It's even crazier. Yeah, Sam porno. Yeah. What is that? What is that? Um, what is Sam from those pornos. Oh. It's silly of me to have forgotten. You, it is. That's a guy just been named like Steve Movies, if he's an actor. Bisholm. My name is Franklin. My name is Franklin Films. I mean, I write films.

It's me Gerald Games. Gerald Games. I was listening for the guy that does the movie reviews. The guys is movie reviews that had the blackface of blade with draw, drop. Oh, Jeremy John. Oh, Jeremy John. Jerry Jones. Yeah. Jeremy Films? There are Jeremy reviews, I guess.

Yeah. It was so fucking stupid. Like everything would be named after everybody's name after what it. Like, so like the courting is like, I'm Jeremy Garbage. Oh, that's great. Oh, God. Speaking of garbage. Yeah.

That's great. Oh, man. We got through a couple questions, I think, right? Yeah. Yeah, let's go to fuck out of here. Yeah, let's go. Let's move. Let's move into the, uh, the, the, the credits portion of the show.

Remember, you can go over to patreon.com slash the snark tank. Get your name right at the end of the show. If you want to put your name in for the, uh, 20, I was going to say $5 tier, definitely. It's not a $5 tier. $25 tier. The whole point of this is just to make me say your fucking name. So whatever you say, whatever you write, I'll say it.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan, from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Unless it's illegal, I guess. I think one day we'll get all hard ours, like every single one. I like that you say that as if we haven't gotten that before. I mean, have we got that many before? I'm talking about all. Not that many, I will say. Every person, even the people that are extremely uncomfortable to do it,

they're like, I really don't want to write this. This feels wrong. I hope they do it. You think we can ever get that? I would prefer that not happen. Not right now hurt. Do you think it's not wrong about writing your hard art? Huh?

I guess intentions of what matters. There are some people. Are you saying it's like writing it worse than saying it? Even if you're near equivalent and it's like I think intention is. I think they're close. Of course the intent is important, but there's some people that it doesn't matter. I start a script that way. I'll just write the end where they'll delete it.

I can't. I've requested. I've requested Jojo to say it. She will not. She wouldn't? That's almost more offensive. Let's sorry, Lily. Has she never said it?

She's never said it. Ever like actually? Well, first of all, in our culture, it doesn't exist. Not that she knows of. It didn't exist in her culture, right? Like in Europe, what did they call fucking black people Only or something like that? Odie?

Odie or fucking Faye or fucking Faye or something like that. What Faye? I'm sure they have something. But they're like, oh, Gungushka. Wow, we're going to have a good. What is that? Like fairies and shit. Oh, really?

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Elephants. Elephants. All the things that were fucking garbage is wrong. It's clearly, it's clearly. Freaks and Elements. No correlation at all. Faye are clearly what progerians and people that were born with physical disabilities.

See? We're on the track. They were. They were. They were. They have like elephant skin essentially. I'm going to read the names now. Okay.

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It would be like insane actually. I don't even know. It might be like 200 pounds. Anyway, count me down. Three. Two, one. I just lost interest in doing this. Stop asking me to wear the key David mask during sex, Sweeney.

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Sean Soco? Yeah. Am I going to go out? Yeah, because I go bullshit. But we'll see. There's a meme of a guy that was. very similar to me actually. I can show you guys. Yeah, we've seen him many times.

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Was it actually? So crazy. That shouldn't be as identifiable as it is. Yeah. Oh, God. That side profile looked like me a little bit. That actually did actually. I thought for sure that was you.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

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Oh, wow. It looks like he can be a relative for sure. he's a little like me that yeah that cycle file does look uh somewhat like you a little bit like it looks enough like you that like i would maybe be confused for a second yeah um that is that me like the fuck i've seen people like that with me where i'm like i i'll never forget the picture of somebody took him some guy at an airport in germany where it's just like that that looks like you and i'm like what i looked at it and i was like that was i there i had a question i was like am i am i in germany right now well my thought was like well my thought was like maybe i mean i'm not in

Germany clearly, but was that a photo taken of me at an airport? You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. It looked so much like he was wearing the same kind of clothes. But I couldn't tell if they were clothes that I owned. I just knew that like I might own that. It was just like, that was really distressing. You ever see that, uh, there was a Kobe Bryant Murrell that was painted horribly. I do remember that. And like this dude is like, ranting in his car. He's like, what the fuck? That doesn't look anything like Kobe. And then coincidentally, a guy passes by that

looks exactly like the Merle. And he's like, that's this nigga right here. It's so fucking funny. I did see that. That came on my feet yesterday or a day ago. Oh, oh, interesting. Yeah.

I got to find it. It's so funny. Yeah, Kobe Bean. All right. Knox on door, Mrs. Smith, I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of an epic fail.

That's probably some actual. I don't think that's actually happening, but I think that's like... Some guy probably thought that it was fine. Yeah. Oh ha ha what a stupid name Queen of Fab Hazard juicy gay These fellas out here look at my butt crack

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I'm sure there's a Frankenstein. What twist? How surprising could it be really? Giormo de Toro. I do like that, nigga. Galermo del Toro. He's good. I don't know.

It was Mexican. Fuck, it's so weird. Jojo said that literally last night. We were talking about the game. Yeah, he's Galermo. I know, I know people who say that. No, I don't. I knew people who, I knew people who have said it, though.

You? No. No. There's some people that are really bad at pronouncing names, and I feel like what is that? Like, it's certain people. Like, it's almost that they can't understand other names and other languages. Some people, it's just a disconnect where it's just like, because I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty good. language.

There's some like Swedish names that I might not know. Yeah, I would need help. And things like that. But like generally speaking, my first attempt at like a name that I've never seen before is generally right. I just have,

I have an idea of how their vowels sound in their language. So it's usually a lot easier to pronounce their names. Yeah. America's such a hodgepah, English is such a hodgepodge of a language. You kind of can, like, feel your way through it for the most part. You may make a mistake.

Like the first name I saw that was really fucked me over when I was like, Jacques. Oh, Jacques. Jacques, back. The way that you do, the way that you get around it usually is like, you sound it out in your head first the way it's phonetically written and he realized that it sounds stupid. And you're just like, oh, well, it's clearly not that. So then you just kind of embellish until that's reading comprehension. There's a lot of people that can't do that. There's a guy who was

talking about Raid earlier. So there's a Japanese character named Yumiko. But like he, he literally says Yumeco. He always says Yumeco. And I'm like, you, you, saying it out loud should sound retarded. And he'd be like, oh, it can't be this. Because it. If you know, like, if you just have any, even a little bit of knowledge of, like, Japanese and like, they're, they're, well, it's American version. It's like Japanese versions. Like, like, uh, like, some people like, like, let's like the name, like the, the phrase susano is susano. It's not susano, but how we pronounce things. You would say it just regular. Yeah. But that's it's, it's like, it's literally just language. What? They say Susano? No way. I don't. I don't know. Susano. Yes. That's how it's pronounced. I actually believe it's the other. I could be wrong I would phonetically based on

how I've heard Japanese sounds I would assume Susano It's Susano I just don't believe that I've never heard that Inflection on A I might not be I might not do the inflection incorrectly

You might be right I'm just like My instinct tells me that's weird What is it Susano? Because I Why it sounds like that's incorrect Is because of what Chris is saying I might be meaning

The opposite way around that It could be It was like when I was younger I thought it was Hiroshima not Hiroshima. Hiroshima. That's backwards. But when you learn

Japanese, you're like Hiroshima, but if I'm referring to But I'm like, naga, they don't talk like that. They wouldn't be like... Susano's more Italian. Susano.

Susano? No, Husano's definitely a Japanese word. It sounds Italian. I don't even know what the way. I actually don't even know if this is the right. Whatever.

Oh, yeah. It could be a complete could be a different word in a different language. Yeah. Whatever. It's a, that's a, I know that's a,

I know that's a jack. That's one of the gods. Whatever. Yeah, Susano doesn't sound like they would say that though. Sunano. He might be right. I don't know.

I haven't looked it up. Blonde blue-eyed German. I read that already. I mean, actually saying it like that actually helps. Susano. That actually helps saying it like that. That's way better. Yeah. That's way. Okay.

That sounds right. That's funny. I want to be the spirit of vengeance in Sweeney's balls. Thugzilla versus King Gay Dora of Fat Cox and Crack Rocks. Don't talk about King Gador like that. That's my boy. Too fucking late. I'm the only King Dora fan left on a planet.

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Cock by Mantara? Mantra is not bad. Sweenin, honest question, would you switch all your bones with rat bones for $500? $500 is such an impromes. acceptable amount. That's like car insurance for one month. Imagine asking someone that earnestly. Would you do that?

Would you rather have rat bones in your body or $500? I don't know, man. I don't know. Tough. I am curious. In some ways, look, in some way, $500 is a dime a dozen. But having rat bones in your skeleton is a skeleton is a, priceless experience.

You're never going to be, you can't pay for that. You know what I mean? So, so technically, the value of having rat bones instead of, you know, human bones is actually like monstrously more valuable. I disagree. Than $500. I don't think it's more valuable, but it's more unique. It's more interesting.

I think it's more interesting. Uniqueness is value though. To a degree. That's what determines value. Not to a degree. That's not a one to one thing. No, but it's arguable. Here's the thing, though.

Within this hypothetical, critical, say for example, your femur, is it just built up and dense enough, but it's made out of rat bones? No, it's the size also over rat. Oh, you die. You would die. You would just die. It's also the size, not to scale.

It doesn't adjust to scale for you. It's a big rat, but like, you know, it's, it's a bigger rat. It's a bigger rat. It's a bigger rat. So it'll be enough bone to fill out your, your head maybe, and then you boneless and the rest of, this is really dumb. Can you not have, let go. go.

It's really dumb. You try to defend it. It is like, dude, don't do it. I was going to ask the dumb question. Hey, what you switch on your foot, Rappos for $5 a lot? Can you, can you just survive, like, only having, like, a spine?

And, like, you know, like. And it's connected. Yeah, like, say you don't have any other bones in your body, but you have your spine because obviously you're, you know, your brain's, all this stuff's connected to it. So your nerves are just flopping around and your, and your meat is laughing around, but you have no bones. Other than maybe, let's just say,

your spine and your skull that's it can you survive that way impossible probably can you be on a bed with just no because your organs are getting touched by your fucking flash and it's like it's probably lead to some like real serious problems actually like theoretically

can you survive that way I guess it sounds so stupid in theory I don't know humans are super resilient it's crazy we are but we aren't you know we're like a oxymoron of like really resilient and also really not Genetics aren't like say I feel like I don't think like I think we are but also like

We are so clearly not built to be in the wild That like like a tough fall in the back ahead like a decent fall to back your head. It is like well good night You know yeah it's that's true but also like some animals literally fight and they're like I that was a good fight I'm gonna go lay down for half an hour I'll be back in a game later on you know yeah yeah but you know the trade off is They're stupid. They can't watch porn. The tradeoff is... That's the tradeoff.

They can't consume porn and they don't understand what it is. I think... It doesn't make this stupid peepy animal dicks hard. I think the seeing animals fuck make other animals what a fuck, I guess. Maybe. I don't know. But it's not controlled with a monetization and incorporation. You can't...

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I just didn't feel like spending money for one day on some stupid bullshit for the bit. I had one, but I was just like, I would have been the only one. If I had a good costume, maybe I would have done it. I don't have anything, you know? What? Because I would have dressed up like a Quaker. Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music.

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while you listen to it. Reese's. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently.

It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh. I didn't even feel like because I have shoes.

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It's flaring up my autistic need to kill. Yeah, don't worry. What the fuck? We should do it again. Every episode until we get them to actually kill. Yeah, we'll just keep doing it. Every episode will be different. So the only reason it's a different order right now is because I, so this thing

broke in the middle of the episode. You see it happen. All right. But this is typically connected to a ball joint. It broke. I ordered a new one. It's not the right one. Even though it's all the same fucking make and model.

Don't get it. But whatever. Fine. I bought another arm. Great. So there's an extra arm. But I don't know. I figured like I could, I don't mind doing it.

I read anyway. So if I can have him on the camera while I read. I feel like that makes sense. Yeah. For now. Yeah. Anyway We're going to keep swapping seats

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From outer space? What's an eager? I actually don't know I genuinely don't know what that You're like Like from Oh I forgot where internet person I know exactly

exactly what that means. Someone else explain it though, so I don't look stupid. Right, right. From Gundam? I forgot that I'm supposed to know everything. You're supposed to know everything. Right, right. I never admit that I don't. I've never heard. I genuinely, I'm earnestly, like, I've never heard. Eager, how do you spell that? The way that you, the way that you, it's exactly the way. That's cool. You could have helped out, but. I mean, it's a fucking first grade word, but E-A-G-E-R-S.

Okay. E-G-E-R-S. Yeah. E-E-E-G-E-E-R-E-E-E-E-R-E? You could have helped me. How does that sound? How do you spell end? How does that sound with an in front of it? We got to get better scientists to figure it out. We'll get sore to say it. You should. Is there anything like Eager's outer space?

What do you mean by this, brother? Did it auto correct? Oh, I'm stupid. What did you do? Well, we're all stupid, I guess. That's so dumb, dude. I didn't. So, okay, so I just caught it because I like clocked into overdrive.

Would you rather gain muscle or gain eagers? Oh, gay. I see. Gay, wow. That's what you actually helped to be off that joke. I literally fucking put the, that was completely, that is so stupid. That is crazy that works. That is so stupid how like, I didn't even hear it.

He was probably shitting himself laughing. Yeah. Way to go, Jackass. He got a huge W for himself right now. Yeah, you win. You won today. I hope your neighborhood gets carpet bombed. I hope you're tired.

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I think good is subjective. Yeah, you failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. I give the charity

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Gargling. Like a little ass slut. Guts is good too. Yeah, some of the guts. All right, hey, maybe it's extra round. We'll figure it out. Tell you what. How about that?

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Homo-womo. That is crazy. Or the Chumba Wamba's from Family Guy? No, that's a band. Yeah, the Chumabamba band. They're the ones that did that. Do you take a whiskey drink? You take a vodka drink.

Remember that song? They also did. They also did that. They never got to fuck my ass again. They also did that. They also did that. They fuck again. They also did that fucking anti-fascist song.

No, they did. Yeah, they did. with like, Shanaid O'Connor, actually. Oh, they did? Or somebody like that. Where it was like, it's like a limerick or something.

On the day the Nazi died. And it's about like, you know, hating Nazis or whatever. What the fuck? I didn't know they did. I'm not even exaggerating. I mean,

I don't know they were like political at all. Me neither. Chumbabamba? Yeah, we're fucking drunk and we've given the bar fights. I get knocked down. I'm drunk and I have priors. Fuck you. Fuck ill.

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I'm so gay. Yeah, the day the Nazi died. It's so weird. Why has I got an Irish twang to it? Because it's an Irish singer. Oh, really? He is. Well, that lady, I don't know.

It might have been a specific performance. I'm assuming the Chumbo one, but they're from Boston or something. I think they're from... Shania Twain? No. What? Do you say Shania Twain? No. I said the Chumbawamba. Oh, I'm sorry. That's not even close. Yeah, so I'm confused. It's like,

Shanaia Twainianian. We're talking about to make the glasses a lot. He needs probably like a fucking life alert. That's what I was. That's what you said? Yeah. You know those commercials of the old lady crumbling to the ground being like, I can't get up? I'm fine. I can't get up. I'm like so. And then a bunch of wolves come in. A bunch of wolves. There were wolves waiting downstairs so she fell. Oh, thank God I have my life alert. Yeah, the life alert warns them off.

It's like a spell. It's got like a sonar, like pulse. Yeah. Oh, thank God I had my anti-wolf life alert. Life alert. You know, keep these fucking asshole wolves away. Life alert for contacting the hospital and also. Repel.

To keep the wolves away. Yeah. I hate fucking wolves. They eat my grandma. They hate my grandma. They hate those fucking wolves. Cestis is the goat. Miss Piggy running a train on Kermit with hood and words.

He doesn't even say that. Hamster and a sock now plus five after extensive use. Pimp My Ride the next generation. Derek should watch adults on Hulu or Dexter. I love Dexter. I've never heard of adults. Yeah, I've never heard of it either. Yeah.

Ush. I've never seen Dexter. It's so fun. Even like the later scene. Of course, it always suffers from. The later it gets the lesser it is shocking or good. Right, yeah. It loses the novelty after a while.

Even some of the stuff that, I'm very biased. Season 6, a lot of people hated because there's a lot of supernatural stuff. However, Edward James Almost is one of my favorite actors. And he's the villain in that one. Do you see that Walt Jr. got all of his money stolen?

The actor? Yeah. Are you serious? His accountant stole all of his money. That's my accountant scare me, man. Why did you take my money? Wait, there's supernatural shit in Dexter? In the, in the, there is.

What do you mean by supernatural? So in the six. He eats souls. It's a religious. It's religious. It's religious. It's religious overtones. Because he's Catholic.

So it's supernatural and religion is supernatural. You know what I mean? Yeah. In the lore. But religion's real. Well, it is. I mean, as a concept, yeah, it is an abstract. Also, Jesus is real.

What are you talking about? All right. Jesus was a historical fellow. So Colin, Colin, um, Hanks and Edward James Almost is in that series. Edward James Almost sounds like the name of a murderer. You what I mean? If I heard that name with no context,

I would assume there was a documentary about how he like ate a baby in like Philadelphia in 1956. He's great. I think he's a fucking fantastic. Edward James Almost. Yeah. So he was an American Me. He was Admiral or Adama. Admiral Akbar.

Yeah. And Battlestar Galactica, the reboot. Yeah. He's the, he's the captain of. the fucking... Here's a quick podcast for all you true crime fans. The case of the missing Reese's. It was me at the store with my mouth.

Motive? Um, they're Reese's. What was I going to do? Stop myself. Tune in next time to see if I do it again. Spoiler, I will. Wow. That had everything.

Reises, suspense, Reese's. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

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he just redirects it. He redirects a falling one to the ground. I don't think it was falling. Well, is it not? It was just stationary. It was stationary and then he fucking pulls it down and destroys it. I'm pretty sure what's his name? Because it wouldn't have been.

I have no hope of remembering. Wait, maybe that's what I'm going to, I'm going to trust this guy. Because he probably looked it up recently. He probably looked it up recently. So he's probably right. It might be more context with it than I'm giving off. The starter story was probably was already being taken down and then he just Yanke it in the ground.

Yeah, he finished it off for something. I'm gonna trust this guy. You probably know it's better. I haven't seen it forever. Yeah, I haven't seen it. I don't think I've seen it. Sweeney's comedy be like,

that's a funny premise, but what if it had a man busting on someone's head from behind? Happiness is a myth made by Big Sad. Big sad. I love big. Big.

I like big blank as like a corporate corrupt entity. Yeah. Went to the stupid dumb gay idiot convention there and everybody knew you. The light leaving John Stewart's eyes in his interview with Kamala Harris. I forgot about that. Did you see that clip?

Oh, her short fucking answer. What does she say? She said something, uh, incrementalism. She said something. I was like, I know people don't like to hear that incrementalism is the way to go. Like slowly. That's what she said. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but like it might be, it might just be where we're at. And you can just see John Stewart be like, oh. You can actually watch it as the light leaves. I thought people were exaggerating maybe because I've never seen that. Yeah. But like I saw it. I was like, oh, that's kind of wild. He's just he's not hiding it well at all

I didn't see that clip You should look up the clip right now It's fucking hysteria You can just even even on mute you can see Like the moment Where he just like the frown happens Like after all this time You're still not gonna

Do any better bitch You have anything better to say We gotta go slow Yeah great What if Ray Romano was It was named gay Romano And his show was called everybody loves to be gay.

Oh, I thought he was going to say gayman. That's what I thought. That's what I would have said. I guess that's the joke. He didn't want it. He didn't do the obvious thing. It's like that thing. It's like, was it Mr. Crabs about to eat

when he's about to eat the gross the gross patty? Just to prove that it's okay. And then it cuts to an ambulance. And then like the end and then it cuts back to Mr. Krabs. Like, oh, look an ambulance. Yeah, that's good.

That's good. And then he goes to the hospital. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a fucking fantastic joke. All ice agents fumbled the Latina in their past Obeye won't to blow me Kremlin to Gremlin for Fsler What happens exactly is the star shooter is falling

Yeah And instead of letting it hit the hit the planet He redirects into an antenna So he still does Pull a Star Destroyer From one place to another Yeah So he's still pulling it

But he's not in orbit naturally It wasn't stationary orbit It's falling already That makes more sense He still moves it though Which is still That is crazy fucking insane because no one else does anything like that.

It's too, that moment was too op. I love that scene. Oh, that's a moment of like, also, it's like, oh,

this is nuts. Extremely annoying mission because you're fighting off shit while you're trying to keep doing it and they keep interrupting you. I played that game recently. That shit's hilarious. There's so many fucking things like that in video games that I hate.

It's when you need to do an objective and then there's things disrupting you. That's what games a month upon a time thought difficulty was. It's like, oh, making moments horrible. It's like playing Mega Man game before and it's like let's make this boss jump right at you while you're in a corner already.

And it's like, why? Why are you doing that? I have no movement option to get away from this. Right, right. Dude, God of War, the first one when you're in Hades, there's these spinning fucking thing. You got to climb the platform all the way up. The blades.

If they touch you, you fall all the way back down. And you got to start again. It's like every fucking crash bandicoe level. Did you guys see the new Ratchet and Clank game? Reese's peanut butter cups. They go perfectly with music. Podcasts. And welcome back to the show.

Even nature sounds. Oh, and the thing where someone crinkles tissue and whispers at you. Hello. Look, I'm not here to judge what you listen to. I'm here to judge you for not eating Reese's while you listen to it. Rees. Ashley, go back to the nature sounds. Nice. Yeah, it's really nice.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23, after. this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with

Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an Are you? I haven't seen it. Is this like the Last of Us movie that you saw? No, no, it's actually real.

I would know about this. It's a, it's gonna be on phones, I'm pretty sure. Pritcher's gonna be on phones. Where'd you see this? Go, go, go. This isn't fucking real, you loser. Chris is in the top five wiggers of all time. Dick Cheney, chained by the dick in hell.

Will there be spoilers for extra ammo for dispatch? No, I'm the only one playing it. I mean, I got it, too. Oh, that's right, the finale's today. What the fuck are you talking about? It's a game. It's a game. It's a game.

It's crazy, dude. Holy shit. Yeah, it's Matt Mercer's in there. Yeah, Matt. Alana. Critical. Critical. Jack.

Aaron Paul. Aaron Paul. What's his fucking name? There's another guy there. Joel Haver's in it. What is that? Who is that? Who is that?

Who is that? I hiccups in the middle of my lap. Like a baby. He's like, fucking goofy. You look? Where did you see this? PlayStation has announced a ragged in Clank, Ranger.

Rumble, a new mobile game. Okay, is Jeff Keeley. When did this happen, though? I think earlier today. Oh, yeah, okay. That makes sense. Yeah, Keith fucking posted it. Who? Mighty Keefe. Oh, yeah. That's weird. I don't know about that. Yeah, it's stupid. Is Insomnia acting it? No, right?

I think it has to be. It's... They're wasting their time with a mobile game? That seems insane. Yeah. Unless they're licensing it out. I would imagine they're licensing it out. You know how people are mad about this? They're like, what the fuck? We don't want another Ratchet Klink game. You're not getting that shit. Are you kidding?

They're in Marvel world now. They're going to be making Marvel games until the end of fucking time and they're going to like it. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah, because the last one didn't get the reception they wanted to the either too, so they're like Well, no, I mean, like the both of those games

are doing phenomenally well. Really? Yeah. Oh, I thought you were talking about the Marvel games. The Ratchet clink, not fucking Spider-Man. Yeah, they're just setting that way, man. It's over for them. Their document leaked all the way up to 2035.

They're just going to be working on Is the X-Men games in the works and shit? Oh, yeah, I'll miss Ratch and Clank. I miss it, but hey, you know. I won't really. I love those games. They're okay. But they're definitely from a bygone era.

Yeah. Older time. I wasn't that into the PS2 era platformers, really. Like, I've tried them since. Jackson, Baxter, Ratchet and Clank. I love that. Dixter. I was a big fan of that shit.

I tried him. Buy Cooper. That was a good one. Bye Cooper. Stop. Jackson, bitch. Choms and Cup. Ratchet and cock.

Rapin. Raping. Rapids. Rape. Rape escape is crazy. Rapuscape is a good game. That's crazy. They're still apes.

That's insane. So it's literally just the context has changed. Yeah, that's it. It's the same exact game except like they don't, you're not sending them back to their time. You're sending them to a place to get rid.

Yeah. Insane. Wagellate 583. Also, fuck you Joe Budden for thinking he can be Cratos. I don't know what that means. That's not real.

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He'd be Crados Steena, Kratos' sister. Yeah, Kratos Stee. He kind of has the look. Please finish the fucking names. Cretto Stina. I had a hot teacher. I had a hot teacher... Wait, what? I had a hot teacher named information, so I say it after school

so I could spread misinformation. Wow. Very cool. It's like out of a joke book from like the 1980s. Pupini, bro. presenting Oh, publishing presents Frank Reynolds

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Spermazoid. Very cool. I'm proud. Yeah, congratulations, man. Good luck. You'll need it. Kingston's wrinkly

discarded foreskin, helping Kingston's dad find the Lazarus pit. Pre-Raz, Blake 8-96. I got locked down doing great-vite shifts at the dick-sucking factory.

And all I got was Lockjaw, as previously mentioned. Gordon Rams me That's pretty good I also got fooled as a kid thinking Kangaroo Jack was a children's movie Das Guppy Dave Rubin being infected by the flood and becoming the Dave mind

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Get away from me. Get away from me. Get a job. Get a job. He does it with hatred now. Don't fucking touch me. He emotes. Get away.

Get the fuck away. Don't you fucking touch me. Does he ever emote? Yeah, I mean, he emotes. Vocally, does he ever like any like any vocal like inflection change? Not really, right? I mean, I don't think he's. I don't think he can.

He's never like yelled in like anger or anything. He's pretty calm for the most part. I think he took that. away from him. They did. They did kind of take that away. They stripped that away from him. He screamed, don't worry. He gets these, he screams, he yells a lot in the fucking show. Do you think Erica Kirk and J.D. Vance are sharing

eyeliner? A dead black guy would have N.ward Mortis. So stupid. Young Colin giving young Swin a lighter dressed as a tennis ball. That's crazy. Young Colin, oh, another young college. Young Collin getting crucified upside down like St. Peter.

But they spin him like the wheel fortune. What is young guys guys guys that's what I used to do in my necklace Guys this next episode I want a litany of young

Collins Yeah I want to hear How creative you guys Yeah let's get like Let's demand Multiple young Collins Give us a young Colin In any scenario

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What you call it? You do say that. Perchance. I say it sometimes. Perhaps. Rosa Parks at the back of the name list. Damn. I know what that means.

Hey, look, it's a little gay meme. Fuck me in my ass. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. Mr. Beast New Waterpark is sure to leave you, Koshoggi. What did you say? Mr. Beast, New Waterpark, sure to leave you, Koshoggi. I think it's like soggy.

New York Nick. Atheory needs help Lauren his weapon in Hilo three. Pro Jirian Hunter, Nafram, and rounding out our list as always. You know him. You know him, right? King of half hazard. God bless.

I heard a funny joke yesterday. No, you didn't. What is it? Somebody was like, you should wash your hand. He was like, how about I wash the tip of my dick with your mouth? I was like, I was pretty vulgar. And then he continued to say, but at that.

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