The Snark Tank - #374: Big Beautiful Bill

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

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everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek. It's him Sweeney. We're doing this remotely because we have an extra ammo that needs to be remote based on based on the subject matter.

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you know you know the drill You got to do it. Because if you don't do it, we'll, I don't know, man. We'll do something bad. We'll do something really. We'll grape you. Because I can't, because I can't, I can't, I can't go anywhere without hearing that now. Let's not say that.

And I'm mad. It is kind of, it is kind of annoying to hear that word all the time. Dude, in like, I'm, people were talking about some like allegations that's been going on in the emails, you know, we'll get to it. But like, it's a very serious thing that I'm watching, you know, that's on, unmonetized. Instagram and then it's just the audio is being, you know, it's a, it's a, it's a program reading the text. And it was programmed. It doesn't even say raping in the text, but they programmed it to say that. And I was like, I've had enough. That kind of broke me a little bit because I'm like, it's not even reading. It says it actually says the word. It says raping. It says it. And then you

had it like, oh, instead of saying this, say graping. And I'm like, I'm done. I'm fucking done, dude. done with this world and I'm going to grape all of you if you don't become patrons they are saying this I'm not well listen I'm not involved with anything you're saying they're doing I'm not doing that well actually the crazy thing you came up with it all right go ahead what well actually yeah well the crazy thing about that is that uh they actually

Derek and Kingston actually both have filters on uh to be each other right now that's not true so actually it's it's Kingston telling you that Yep. With a Derek filter on. It's not true. That would not hold up in law.

It's very true. It would have to, what law? What law? What are you talking about? We have law here. I would not hold up in court. There ain't no court. There ain't no,

not anymore. Courts a fucking fiction. Courts a fairy tale. Courts of, every time I hear, every time I get like a thing in the mail to go like, hey, you got to do jury duty or whatever. I'm like,

this is like, why are they sending me like fake? Like, what is this is like marketing? I don't get it. Yeah. What's going to happen is you're going to do one thing that's going to be an actual on offense and you're going to go to jail because you didn't do jury to that's what happens to

everybody they everything fucked up and they get pulled over once and it's like you didn't go to jury do you and it's like no oh man do you're going to jail for not going to jury duty that's silly against the law literally I piss on every notice I'm getting me I don't care no I actually uh it's so I got out I got out of it because uh they thought I was just yeah you piss on it that's what I did actually and I was going to say something that I actually did but that's actually a better idea. Yeah. I did the thing for it and it was like I called them once and they were like, hey, you don't have to come in and I don't have to have jury to do for the next. I don't know, it's 20 years maybe. Yeah, I just call. That was like, hey,

I just move a lot. I'm like, hey, come to this. I'm like, hey, come to this. I'm like, I don't live in this county anymore. Fuck you. It's great. Like, I've literally, I've been summoned probably like close to five, six times throughout my life. And I've never qualified once because miraculously, I would be in a different county. And I'm like, I don't qualify anymore. This is awesome. That's crazy. I kind of want to do it, just once.

I don't, because I know it's going to be something stupid and boring and uninteresting. And then they're going to be like, Mr. Derek, you can't come in

with your dick out. That's not how we handle court matters. Sounds a bit reasonable. And I'm like, my dick gets hot. I need it to be out. My dick gets hot. So not my balls,

or my dick. It gets very hot, and it needs to be out, your honor. My dick gets hot. Can I at least put like a, a mesh like net to like, you know, when I pull it out of my zipper. So it's covered, but also it's breathing. Listen, guys.

Your honor, my dick gets really hot. I have to have it out. You don't understand. Mr. Derek, you drive a, you make a very good case. Guilty. You make a very good case. guilty moving on

I feel like I don't know I feel like this is probably stupid and dumb but I think yeah probably like what if someone genuinely needs to be a quit of a crime and do and you could help so that's what my brain is like I wouldn't mind doing it I always like I always at least try

to do it you know why would you help somebody that's uh we got a lot we got some we got some stuff to talk about today. I'm a little behind on the news, but the second I suggested, like, hey, what do we got to talk about? Both y'all kind of like were in sync with these new emails.

I don't know if I were, I don't know, were these from yesterday? Have you been nowhere on the internet? I mean, kind of, actually. Yeah, you have to really be no, like, I mean, I mean, I mean that. I really, I really earnestly was just like I wasn't, I wasn't on my phone at all. It's just, you know. That's good. video games, you know what I mean?

Yeah. So I genuinely don't know. But I'm looking it up now and it looks like there's a new. So the Dems, they first dropped like three emails. They were going to slow drip it out, right? And then the repubbs were like, oh, shit, to get ahead of that. So they, first of all, they got it from the Epstein estate. And so they were like, oh, shit, to get ahead of it.

they just dropped tens of thousands. I think it was like 19,000. I forgot how many emails it was. It was a lot. A lot of emails to muddy the waters and hopefully it would not be as effective. And you see the actors, the grifters that are being like, oh, it's a bunch of nothing burgers. It's not just a bunch of nothing burgers. It's not.

There's a lot of wild stuff in it. Did you see what's her name was like, well, you're making it's like these are five-year-olds? these are by 14, 15, 15.5 year old children. You're talking about Megan Kelly, I think. And I was just like, one of the clips they're trying to say like, look, if you're, if you're actually on the subject of debating about that and has no ties to, you know, oh, trying to downplay somebody's criminality, that is a subject because like, say, that's why they're actual real terms.

There's pedophile, if people, like, these are actual real terms. But if you're trying to debate the severity of somebody's crime on that, shit and you're trying to use that as a veil, that is fucking, that is so beyond the pale. It's like, whoa, dude. Dude, she said that in my jaw dropped. I was like, what did she just, what did she just say? I keep seeing, you know what I saw? She said it in on an alive interview.

I was like, you can't arrest her. Arrest her. It's the assignment. Let me read something real quick. I want to read something from the New York Post that says, um, I don't know what L.I. L.I. Drug dealer. What's L.I. What is L.I? Is that is that Long Island? Maybe. Okay. Yeah. Maybe. Okay. So Long Island drug dealer freed by Trump now convicted of molesting his kids, nanny and assaulting toddler. And then and then and then the response. Sounds like Long Island. And the reply says, this is a woman. She says, this guy is a saint compared to the thugs pardoned by Biden's auto pens. and so this is the assignment right

that's so crazy like why would you say that doesn't make it okay though it's so crazy okay even if that was true it's like why would you have to defend him right and this guy so it's like that's the assignment that's always been the assignment oh but Bill Clinton

Epstein I'm like yeah fuck him too what are you talking about I do want to I do want to say this I do want to say this I just saw on Twitter this has nothing to do with anything but like Megan Kelly Do you know Seth Dillon? So I think he owns the Babylon B or something Or he's like a which is like that sad

The right wing satire website. Yeah, yeah. So the Babylon B had an article That was, it's just a picture of Megan Kelly and it says Megan Kelly gets rid of old pager just to be safe Which is actually a pretty good That's actually not a bad joke But she caught she retweeted and she was like

What the fuck Seth Dillon? And then they deleted it. Really? which is ridiculous. It's just like, oh my God, I can't, just the lack of,

that's the lack of commitment there is crazy. There's no spines. It's a fucking joke, no spines at all, no backbones, no ability to stand up for anything morally,

relatively morally smart. You know, the quote that Megan Kelly says. I know some people very close to this case, Jeffrey Epstein, and this person's view was not a pedophile.

He was into barely legal type. Like he liked 50, year old girls. He wasn't into like eight year old girls. There's a difference between a 15 year old and a five year old. She ages down again. She says eight and then she says five. And she's trying to like separate it. And it's like brother. Brother. 15. And then it's like what are you doing? It's like if you're making laws, this is you can have this conversation that is not tied to people's criminality. Right. Because words do matter. But if you're just talking about. somebody broke the fucking law, somebody molested an underage girl. If your first thing to ask is how old were they? It's like the alarms are going off so insanely loud. And like, but Meggie Kelly, you know, she's doing it specifically to, you know, it's just what the grifters do.

Like they have to, they have to find a way to try to downplay it. because they all know that it's just gross that we that we live in this thing. And the thing that is interesting, though, the biggest thing about a lot of these emails is that basically the narrative right now, or I wouldn't even say narrative is the play is Trump is completely compromised. It is very clear that Epstein worked with Mossad and Epstein was feeding all of this information to Israel. and Trump is beholden to Israel. It's why... And probably Russia too. I'm sure, absolutely.

Yeah, that's why he's acting the way he... That's why he's acted the way he's acted. It's clear. And it's why, like, say, coincidentally, you know, when Trump becomes, you know, Trump's president and Epstein gets murked pretty, in the weirdest way possible where the cameras just happen to not be working and all this shit. And throughout the email saying that, like Epstein said, I'm the only one who can take Trump down, you know, it's like, which is probably true with the amount of knowledge he has.

And so, you know, at a certain point, you can't really ignore Occam's razor. Yeah. It becomes just the simple. The walls are closing in on him and he's been closing on him for a while. But now this is like, oh, it's a Hitler in the bunker. It's Hitler in the bunker. That video of him like at the desk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

With the kids is so funny. because it literally is that always sunny scene of Frank Reynolds being like we got to write a song that says we don't dittle we don't dittle kids We don't dittle kids We don't dittle kids

That's what it reads like Yeah And it's awesome It's crazy I love that it's real It's been a fucking movie This weekend's been a movie It can't fuck I can't

I can't believe I can't believe this reality I really can't Like This shit has been cinema bro. It's been like, yo, this is great. This year in general has been a fucking wild year. It's a

wild year. It's so dumb. Like, I think the, I don't remember in the last, because I think we talked about it a little bit before the podcast. I don't think we actually mentioned on the last episode when the Democrats caved in the funniest, I wouldn't

say funny. It's just, it's funny if we were watching a television show. Because it's like, in a cosmic sort of way. Yeah. It's just like, when they had the leverage, when everything was going their way, when it's like there was so many things on their side. And then in the in the stupidest way, like everybody, like if you saw John Stewart's reaction, he was just like, I can't, like, I think he said like three times ago like, I can't fucking believe this. Like, I can't believe it. Like it's, it does seem unbelievable.

It's like, you guys didn't have to do anything. Not at all. You didn't have to do anything. It's so crazy. They just had the knot. They had to not shit the bed and they shot the bed. And they found a way. Like they never thought it would be so simple, but, you know.

We sat them. We sat them on the toilet and they got up off the toilet and shot on the bed. That's crazy. Not up off the toilet. You're like, here you go, dude, here's the toilet. Do you do what you got to do here? It's like, I don't want to get up. I'm ready, dude.

I'm ready for Chuck Schumer to be beaten by. like, you know, a pillow sack full of doorknobs. Like, I'm ready for it. I'm ready for it, dude. I just, oh my God. This, it was so egregious what happened. It was just like, all right, dude. Like, at a certain point, you know, everybody likes to say, oh, political violence, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And I'm like, yeah, in a society that was civil and chill and people weren't retarded and they're one of a bunch of fucking wolves all over the place, sure. But in that it's like in the society that we live in historically, you know, for workers to have rights, they had to kill scabs. They had to. A lot of things had to happen is what I'm what I'm trying to say. It's an unfortunate case that political violent, like I wish, probably wasn't a thing at all, but unfortunately, based on the way we've had, there has been no great deal of change in society without us putting the fear of God in the ruling class. Unfortunately. What's that quote from a, unfortunately. What's that quote from fucking, what is it?

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That was, that was, that was an important moment. That was an important moment that got so hyper undercut by a dumb joke. That is insane. That's such an important statement that you were just like, fuck it. Let's just rape it. Let's just rape it where we're at. There is. I can't even, I can't even do his voice.

I've never attempted to do Popeye's voice, I think. It's not even a real voice. It's just like, it's a fucking mumbling fucking freak. I be a public figure and I hate them. It is kind of like a fucking porky pig kind of thing. A little bit, right? It has a little bit to it. Yeah, as he's like chewing on,

as he's chewing on a fucking steel beam. You paint a steel beam green and he'll fucking eat it and be like, doong, and go beat up Israelis. Have you seen that screenshot of his arm? They photoshopped his arm to be his penis, his forearm. Have you seen that?

That's so stupid. That's so stupid. I swear to God I've never seen that. I hope I can find it. Derek, I swear to God I've never seen that, Derek, I swear to God,

I never once seen it. I need you to see it. I hope I can find it. I've never once looked for that. I've never been like, hmm, I wonder what I wonder what pop by the salem is for.

I'm like, if it was a dick, I swear that's never been. I've never looked for it either. It just blessed my timeline one time. I've never, that has never been a venture I've gone on. I can say that very confidently.

Oh, it immediately. I just put a pop by the sailor man dick and then immediately popped up. You guys ready for this one? Yeah, just send it. Whatever. Yeah, this one, um, um, I'm not put up to the screen. Uh, hold on.

Yeah, go ahead. Hold on. There's another picture I don't want up. So might get flag. So here, this is fine, though. You can't. So if you look. That's a, that's a goaded.

That is a goaded. Yeah, that, I've seen that one. That's not his arm, though. That's his fun. fucking arm. Look at his arm. It's literally his arm. Wait, they made his arm. Wait, wait, wait. He's forging it.

That is so much stupid than I ever imagine. I thought, I thought it was literally an image of his forearm. Like his whole arm like this, but it was a penis here. In a different position. No. And then put it in a position where his penis would be. No, that. I forgot to mention the part that it was sharp,

but it was being sharp. That is a, that is a, that is a, that is on my phone. That is a classic. That is a classic image. I've seen his dick. You lie to me. You forging it.

You forging it. I did. I did. The fact that he's forging it. Like, that's how like, that's, you do know he's about to put work in because he's like,

oh, I got to get the, I got to get the straggling pieces off. I got things to do tonight. That strength. Brutus comes in. He's like, not right now, Brutus. Like, not right now, but how does he sound? It's just soap.

I can't get it. I really take it over. I got what you do. I didn't expect it to be sharpening it. I didn't remember that until I just saw it. I was like, oh yeah, I forgot about that part. He's forged. The part is the part that gets me, dude. He's like literally preparing it for battle.

I love the. like an old, I would love to have an old machine like that where you step on the wheel and then it's like so you can just sharpen your shit that just seems way more like menacing than just taking some wet stone and like sharpening your shit or whatever. Well, the thing, the wetstone is kind of like the peaceful moment before war opposed to like that is the grindstone is like that's the metal, you know? Yeah, that's where you're like really like, uh, you're creating it.

You're creating it, you know, opposed to the wetstone is like resharpening. It's just resharpening. Yeah, it's very, yeah. very yeah one is like kind of the post the depressing moment the other one is the build up to the to the action you know yeah yeah yeah I did man I what do you

okay so what do you what's what's happening with the emails and everything do you think anything's gonna come from like do you think this is will do anything no I think I think nothing ever comes from I think the problem is this right I think it depends.

It depends on next year. I just don't think we can do anything right now because of the fact that everyone is so hyper under his dick. But the problem is that all this is doing is solidifying the Republicans have no chance of winning anytime soon. If the Democrats play ball intelligently, we're unfortunately beholden to the Democratic Party and that's the bad part because they are morons.

Yeah, they're fucking... They seem like they want to lose the culture. culture war like they want they want the democrat the republican party to hold on to the culture of the people and i just don't understand why anymore i don't get i don't get why it's definitely not beneficial um i i i guess i guess we could just hope that they both just act so stupid that we can finally create a truly progressive party hopefully well here's what's concerning to me uh no senator i feel like right now a senator should be like hey i'm going to challenge the throne I'm going to challenge Chuck Sumer's throne so there can be a vote.

And as far as I'm concerned, I haven't heard anything. And to me, that's just logically, that was such a big fuck-up that it needs to happen immediately sooner rather than later. And I'm not hearing any chirps of that, which almost lets me know that it's like, oh, it seems like people, they're going to fall in line again. And I guess the most concerning thing is how many good people are going to run and try to take these people's positions? right i keep hearing people talking about something needs to be done this and i'm like nigger then do some like people that have all this fucking clown influence and stuff like i look i'll i want to bully kowlinski because he knows he should fucking run he knows he should but he dances around that he will never he'll never do it and i'm like i feel like he's got too many n-word

tweets i think that's exactly what he needs i think he needs that and he'll be like i don't give a fuck i like i need to hear the i need to hear the f word on the stage. He's like, I don't give a fuck. I need to hear that. And then everybody's going to cheer and be like, yeah, that's my nigga. Like, they need. I think that needs to happen so that we can get past that fucking dumb bullshit. Because obviously

Trump got past all that shit and all of them where he's like, I don't do a fuck, I can shoot somebody, they're still full for me. He's past all that. I could shoot somebody in the dick and they would still be like, low. I can shoot somebody in the dick with my mouth. I get two million pieces with my mouth. My mouth on his penis and they'll fucking love it.

They would say lull. They would say, They love me. Kingston, you said that there was an email that suggests that he was blowing someone? Allegedly, alleged an email in Jeffrey Epstein's files, reference the United States President Donald Trump, blowing Bubba has attracted scrutiny

on social media on Wednesday. The United States lawmakers released more than 20,000 pages of documents connecting to Epstein a convicted sex offender who died by suicide in New York jail in 2019 while awaiting sex trafficking in

charges. Some of the documents mentioned Donald Trump, including one from Epstein's brother, Mark, which referenced a photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Bubba is the nickname of the former president Bill Clinton. Mark told Newsweek individuals it's not Clint. He did not provide any additional details about the identity of Bubba or the meaning of the email. I just, no way. I just can't, Like I can imagine Trump blowing some like young stud. You know, like he's like, ooh, I want to, I'm curious. Let me, let me. I can't imagine if like I'm going to suck dick.

I'm going to suck this fucking this like I there's no. He's going to cleanse dick. I just, unless they just really were on a bender and they're like, hey, I really wonder. You fucked a lot of people, um, particularly young women Clinton. Why don't I suck your dick? Yeah, what I can do. Hey, Trump.

I was my, like he's trying to insult him. How's my dick taste? You know, like, kind of tell him to suck my dick. But some people say, like, how's my dick? How my dick taste? And he's like, I don't know. Let me find out. He's actually just let it happen.

But, hey, what, what, what, Epstein said that Clinton's never been to his house. I don't fucking believe that. Yeah, I don't believe that. Derek, it's a lie. Yeah, but I'm just like, but that's, but that's kind of. But that's what sucks about the emails Because then it's like, well, what can you believe if that was such an egregious thing to say?

In the emails, I don't think he said, does he say he's never been there in the emails? He says something that is like that. Like, I have to look it up. He says something that because he means like, okay, nigga, you wouldn't have a painting of him and a dress hanging up in your fucking house. Like, come on. It's a lie. He's clearly been there. He says something along the lines.

I wish I had it pulled up in front of me. but whatever. There's a lot of stuff in there that that even could sound like it could, they mentioned Trump, but it could be like, say, maybe one of his kids. That can be Eric or, or junior or something because he says that it says Trump spent Thanksgiving

with Epstein after the, after he got elected. But it's like, well, I'm pretty sure all eyes are on the president wherever he travels to. So that would have. been easily known if he did or didn't. So it could have been just one of his kids. Because he used to, he said, oh, this person was here. This person was here. Trump. But it's like, well, it can't be Donald Trump. We would have known. We, we would have, there would have been a paper trail. I feel like,

I feel like, I feel like, it's, it's really not. I feel like it's like people pay attention, but like not really at the same time. Maybe unless, unless he, like, we didn't know where Trump was for a whole almost fucking two weeks, didn't we? Like, what do you mean? I mean, you're, you didn't think he was dead? Well, that is, well, that is, that's, that's, that's. a good point where if they don't want you to know where they are, I guess they could do that. But it's like,

look, anything's out in the open. It's not like maybe that did happen. Maybe he did like stealthly go. That sounds insane, but at the same time, everything we're talking about is so crazy. So. It is all

fucking ridiculous. We have a president. It's all just so nonsensical. Like no state person. can follow this. Yeah. We have a person who is undeniably attached to a fucking sex trafficker. Like, what do you mean? And people are trying to argue the nuance of should he be in trouble? It's like, bro, he knew at minimal. At minimal, he knew a sex trafficker. And he did not immediately like, hey, you are, you should go to jail. Yeah. That is enough for it to be like, oh, yeah, incarcerate this man. And revoke his presidency. The email alludes to also that Trump spent a significant amount of time at Epstein's house with one of the victims.

I forgot her name, but one of the ones that killed herself recently. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, which is weird because she was working on memoirs and then she died by suicide. You know, just a little bit before the kid. They're still coming out. But like, you know. My cousin's baby mom.

She got pregnant and she died. People want to talk about Clinton kill him. You know, but. That's interesting, interesting. Yeah. One of my homies, baby's mothers was like, oh, she got pregnant and she all of a sudden she passed away with gunshots to the back of the head. That's interesting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, when people kill themselves with gunshots to the back of the head. You know, and very, when very happy women. You know what's really fucked up, though? It's like, if I ever were to kill myself, I think I might do something like that. Just to fuck with people. A gunshot to the back and ahead. Why? There's so many better ways to kill yourself.

I feel like it's a pretty solid way, honestly. But like, make sure it's down to, like, it's at like a, downward, so it looks like execution style, like you're on your knees. Oh, yeah. The best the shotgun through the job, bottom of the jaw, because it'll get the job done.

Well, but that's not going to, you're missing the point. That's not going to, that's just the point. That's not missing, yeah. Oh, you want to make it like somebody killed you? Yeah, it's always like, uh, that thing we were talking about, like, no. That's funnier. And you fall down.

It's like, oh, he's someone tampered with this. No, people are going to think, you know, they might not even, they might not even know if it's, poison. They might just think if you get a heart attack or something. Yeah. Go ahead. No, no, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. The toxicology. They'll do, they don't, they do that on people. They don't do that no more. When people die, they just throw them away.

I've seen it. It's so insane. I think people. I promise you. When people are accused of, have been poisoned by somebody else, it's usually like a slow drip thing. It's using that one big dose, right? Because that usually like, oh, insinuates, oh, this person, you know, they, they wanted to kill themselves. versus this person over a period of time. So you have to be a trooper, Chris, and slowly poison yourself like over a month. And then so then when they do like the autopsy,

like, damn, somebody like destroyed this dude's body over time and started rotting from the, you know, from the insides. And then, you know, you'll have a picture, you're holding a picture at Kingston. Like when you die? Like that, people, so you'll be the number one suspect. Stupid. What did you do?

care. I was like, I didn't do it. And that's it. I would, I would, I would answer every question. I wouldn't be any sort of resistance. They'd be like, well, this guy, if this guy did do this, he really doesn't care to fight it. And I'm like, because I didn't do it. That's it. Let me go. No, you've been, I don't know. You've been done did it. You've been done did it. So is there, is there anything else that happened that we should be aware of there that we should mention? I feel like I'm looking on, uh, I'm, I'm seeing random things on Twitter all over the place, like a John Voie. put out a video talking about, I guess, Mom Dani. Oh, what, he lives in New York or something? Yeah, he's an old, New York actor. I don't know if I heard there's a whole side for those.

I remember there was a whole Seinfeld episode about George buying a car purely because he thought John Voight owned it. So he could go around saying like, oh, this is John Voight's car. Oh, what the fuck? And it was just some different news,

some dentist. Oh, this is a guy named John Voight? Yeah. Yeah. But like, yeah, it starts off and he's like, Well, first of all, he says the mayor that is just, this is verbatim, by the way, the mayor that has just taken over New York is a Muslim.

That's the first, this is the first word. This is insane. I went on Twitter. I want news. And it says DNA analysis suggests that Hitler had common syndrome and a micropenus. What does that even mean? Look, there's a lot of things right now. First of all, Chris was in the middle of something.

That's the first and foremost. I was actually interested in hearing that. And this guy just completely ignores anything that Chris says to talk about Hillary's micropetus with a reduce or absence. I'm going to mute his mic. Can you do that from your end? Yes.

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He covered Arab money. Go ahead. Tell us, Chris. he's weirdly a political guy and so he's always he's just this old republican guy yeah but like this video is so funny of him just sitting there being like i'm important listen to me this mussel was going to destroy the city just like on nine eleven remember that's crazy he he he's old school racist to where um when i it makes so much sense one of my favorite movies and it shouldn't be uh varsity blues it's actually a very good fucking movie like it's it it's one of those teen you know movies but also it's rated r and the themes are and the themes are are completely serious. Like drug, heavy drug use in Texas. Fucking the pressures of being a, a football state where the fucking parents

are like overbearing and they only care about football. Fucking, uh, suicide, racism. Like it's a really good movie. It's fucking weird. But like,

John Voight's the coach. And I was like, God, John Void is so good in this role. And I got older. I'm like, oh, he just played himself.

Von Joit. You're going to say, Von Joyt. I really said that? You were all you were almost about to. I heard it. I heard it auto-complete in my brain. Like Vaughan, Von Joit is awesome. That's crazy. It's like in the longest yard. Was it called the longest yard?

The longest yard? With Adam Sandler? Is that the longest yard? Yeah, yeah. He did a reboot of that. It's all those freaking famous people who you know clearly like freaking stone coal and freaking goldberg in them who you clearly know they talk like that. Are just calling Nelly the N word. I don't cold, to his credit, I think he's kind of retarded because of some things I've heard him say about CTE where he doesn't believe in it, which I don't even understand how that works. I didn't get it so I don't exist.

And I was like, oh, okay. You have it, bro. I mean, I didn't get AIDS so AIDS can exist. I mean, it's valid. It's a valid perspective. Is it? Yeah. You know what you've swayed me, Chris, just by saying that.

Just by saying, yeah. That's insane. Did we talk about, I can't remember if we talked about this or not, but did we mention on this show, um, the, the steam machine? A little bit.

Yeah, we talked about, we talked about it a little bit. You mentioned that there was no, um, price. I found out, so I found it through you, that I didn't see it. And,

uh, you said that there was no price, which, um, I've seen a lot now and that's the one thing that it's the pending thing. like how much are you going to go? Nobody knows. Nobody knows. Nobody knows because all the tariffs and everything, nothing, nothing's predictable anymore. So now nobody can be like, it'll cost this much because they

don't fucking know. Uh, absolutely ridiculous. Yeah. It sucks. Uh, oh, there's, uh, I've seen Dave Portnoy going around. Oh, yeah. What did you? Because he was just crying about something that he was like, oh, I'm scared. Political violence is scary. And I'm like, weren't, aren't you like a violent piece of shit and call for the death submin? people and shit. I don't know. I don't know. What is it about? Because I don't know if it's something different. No, I mean, he's, he's been on a, I actually, you know what, I don't even fuck Dave Port. Yeah, the only thing I know on to, uh, we should just move on to questions. We got a lot. You know, uh, you didn't talk about Hitler's micro penis enough though. I, we've known,

this is not new information. Really? I have heard this before, absolutely. Every once in a while some stuff Like I saw like Kyle Kulinski video recently And I don't remember the subject But I was like whoa this is like five years old Like one of a It was like something surfaced And I was like I've heard about this a long time ago

This is kind of weird that That this happened And I guess it happens every once more right The new cycle comes back up And people think it's fresh Yeah Yeah no I think I don't know

I've definitely heard that before like that's something that I've heard distinctly like maybe even like nine years ago or something it's pretty old information so I don't know why it's cropping up again also it's so dumb because it's like I love the idea of being like

Hitler was cool but now that I know he has a micro penis yeah I can't fuck with them anymore now I don't really fuck with them like I don't think that's really I don't think that's really a priority for a lot of these people. Oh, they did tell it

a creator to Fortnite. What? That, why would Of course. I'm so surprised. Like what? Everybody's not. They really,

they really jumped the shark with this one. I didn't see something that's such a big fan of his. I really think he's so cringe now. I don't know why. I think his music is so not what I get on. Because he's gay now. You're like, I don't like,

He was definitely pretty gay back then. He was more gay now. Definitely pretty gay back then too. He was like, oh, this guy is gay. He's objectively more gay now. I guess. Objectively. And you hate him in just as a coincidence.

I just think his music is, I don't know. It's a coincidence that you hate him more now that he's more gay. Because of the fact that his music from back then still doesn't bang to me the same way he used to. Because I'm just not a child anymore. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast. smart talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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See website for full terms and conditions. So it's interesting because I feel like as an artist, I don't know. I think Igor was just not it for me. Even though it's technically a really good album music, like construction-wise, just never really bop for me. I don't know. And then after that, like, Cormigal has had some hitters on it. And then this album has some hitters on it too, but it's like I just, I can't find

myself listening to him anymore. But I fuck with Earl even more than I did before, which is crazy. I think Earl is probably like my second favorite artist, period. Yeah, you're just a homosexual. I can refill water real quick. It's a homosexual. What about that was homosexual? Well, you used to be attracted to Tyler.

Now you're attracted to Earl. Physically? Yes, sexually. That's insane. That's what, I mean, that's what like, that's the thing that you're confused about. You're like, oh, I don't know. To really fuck with Tyler like the way I used to. I fuck with him.

You're not. I'm not. Hispanic women. So, I mean, I don't know what's going on. I'm not, that's not right. I don't know. Look, man, you just, you got to, you got to work it out. You got to work it out.

It's, it's, what? Well, because you, you didn't, you didn't completely understand why you don't fuck with. You said it's because you're, you grown up. But the thing is, usually people can still appreciate the music that they grew up with. I can. That's true. I still, I still appreciate Troncat. This albums, the song's crazy.

But I appreciate Troncat, Yonkers. I appreciate, uh, wolf. I think. Sam is that. I fuck with Sam is that. Is that a good song? I think you're very gay, dude. Oh.

Oh. There you go. Have you heard the song Pig before? I'm not sure. It's just that song. Pig by, Pig by, uh, Pig by, uh,

Tyler. Yeah. It's, it's him pretty much, uh, listen. On perspective of a show, a school shooter,

a school shooter. Hey, do you know who a school shooter? Frankie Adams. Who's that? Uh, uh, uh, she was in, uh,

the expanse. She was like the Asian. She looks kind of Polynesian. Yeah. These aren't real people. These aren't real people. She's in fucking, because to me,

I'm like, is this show even relevant? It fucking didn't finish a while ago, but she's in a college, she's in black ops, new black ops. Oh, really?

Yeah, and I was like, what? The expanse finished, though. Well, not really. The show finished.

The show, that's crazy. That's like, that there's more books. Which is crazy because it just got to the crazy part. It just got to the crazy part. That's what I mean. So people are like,

what the fuck is this is. insane. Derek, do you know, do you ever watch I Love New York? Was that the, what the New York chick? The VH1 show? Yeah, that came from, that came from, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is she dead? Do you guys both see that?

No, did you guys both see that? I definitely saw it. Do you remember a chance from that show? Yes. He's in Allen Wake. What do you mean? He's in Allen Wake, too. Like, he's one of the voice actors?

No, it's him. He's just in there. That's, like, as Chan. They fucking like scanned him into the game. They scanned him into the game and he is, he says, I am chance from I Love New York. See, this is like,

you're going too far with it. This is fucking dad's humor. I just don't, I just don't get it. Let's don't get why you do that. He did it. I'm trying to, I'm trying to break everything so we can segue on to questions.

We got a lot of questions from our patrons over at Patreon. There was a real chance at love. That was a show. A real chance I love was a spin off who I love. It was a spit-up. Are you serious? The spit-off, I love flavor of love.

Oh my God. It's a fucking pyramid scheme. It's fucking insane. Are you serious? Chance I love New York. A real chance of love. Your chance at love. I remember he threatened to cut somebody on the show and be my friend would laugh so hard

about it. We would quote it to each other all the time. That hair is crazy, man. His name is Kamal Givens. He looks like fucking Rick James. Oh, no, that's just Chance the rapper. Is that Chance the rapper's, I don't think that's real name? No, it's not.

Janser Rappers's real name is chance. Bro, he died at 33? Oh, he's dead? He died at 33 years old. What do you mean? Okay, unless this is a fucking bullshit, it says, it says, no fucking way. It says, Ahmad Givens, Star of VH1's real chance of love dies at 33. No.

That's what you're saying. He's still alive. He's still alive. He's still alive. He's still alive. So what's up with the Hollywood reporter? They just, they killed it.

The Hollywood Reporter.com, unless they're talking about somebody within, that is, maybe his name is his name, maybe his name isn't, oh, it is Ahmad. What the fuck's up with the Hollywood reporter?

His name is Kamal Givens. So, not who that is. No, Ahmad Givens is what I'm seeing. Well, Ahmad Givens probably died. Kamal Givens is the guy named Chance,

and he's a lot. God Givens dead. Real chance. I'm getting international business times. Kamal Givens is his name, not Ahmad. It's Kamad is his brother. He has a brother. Yeah.

And he was on the show as well? Maybe. I don't know. I'm going to fuck. But I guess he was like, I mean, probably if it was his show, he probably got his whole family on it. That's so funny. I had no, I had no concept that this was even a thing.

His name is Kamal. How does it spell Kamal? Spin off. I don't know. It sounds. K-A-M-L. Okay. I don't know if there was an H in there,

is something. No. It's not Khamol. Listen, we're going to move on to questions immediately after this. Why the hell did they pull that guy? And his brother's name is real.

I remember real. Yeah, he was on, I love New York. He died. I remember real as well. Okay. So that's where they were showing me.

They were showing me him. Gotcha. That's so funny. Stupid fucking Google. I was like, I said, yo, he died. That's crazy. I'm pretty sure I love New York.

She chose that guy. What's his name is? Fancy, who's his name? It's Fancy, right? God help you if you can remember who won, I love you. Is this one Fancy? There's only, there's only, like, probably two percent of our audience that even, like, oh, yeah, I definitely remember New York from fucking a flavor of love. I remember.

Yeah, that's the whole, the idea that we're even talking about this right now is ridiculous. I fucking love that show, actually. Brett Michaels, what was his show called? Oh, Rock of Love. Rock of Love. That piece of shit. And then there was that other one. What did he do? What was it? Tila tequila?

No, what was the one with Scott? She had a big ass head. I remember her being like, that guy's a big head. She's cute though. She does have, um... She became a Nazi. She does have like a total pole head. You're lying. Like actually straight up. Type in Tila tequila Nazi. You're lying. Put it in. Put it in. Tila, tequila Nazi. I always spelled tequila with eight sixes.

Tequila. Tequila. Tequila. Oh, yeah, look at that. Has gained notoriety for numerous controversial comments and actions related to Nazism, Adolf Hitler. Pro-Hitler statements. In a December 2013 blog post, he was early. Why I sympathize with Hitler Part 1. Do you imagine if Nick Fuentes was just jerking off to Teal Tequila and this is how he, this is what happened to him? Maybe.

Why sympathize with Hitler Part 1, True History Unvealed? she referred to the Nazi leader as a good man and a man of compassion. She also had referred to him as Hitler, herself as Hitler reborn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hitila. Hitila, I never heard that. Yeah, I was very, I was like, holy fuck, dude.

I remember when this bitch was like, she was a, she used to have a MySpace page, a music page, and she was one of the bigger ones, like one of the bigger acts. And I was like, this music sucks, but she was so popular. Those are the days, man. Yeah. She was allegedly strangled and restrained by her older boyfriend. Oh,

who later was arrested at San Diego District. Man, we got to get her on the pot. She was strangled and retained. I said she was apparently. I don't know. She was luckily. No,

no. You think we can get her on the pod? No way. Yeah. No way. It probably can't. I'm gonna, I'm gonna,

because we would turn, we would turn, one of those things we would should turn into a low cow podcast. We are already so tangentially close to shit like that. Because of our something you heard. It's, it's teal teal tequila. This is a famous person.

Okay, never mind. Then yeah, forget it. Have you seen, she's clearly Filipino, right? Anthony Fantano, he's been DMing, like, celebrities, voice messages recommending the music? No, I haven't seen that.

Okay, he's been, like, on a little run doing that. I saw him on, like, a, I saw him do, like, a Ninja Warrior thing or something. Like, Oh, he was doing, like, some crazy. He probably did the, the Spartan thing or whatever.

Like, yeah, the Spartan thing. He was running, like, I think he ran from the United States to Australia. Damn, that's pretty good. Yeah.

Hey, good for him, man. That's better than any human ever, actually. Well, it's not, it, look, it becomes a lot less impressive when you realize that he was really just kind of hopping from one fish to the other. It wasn't like he was running on water. Probably more impressive, actually. Exactly. Because if you control fish and then lands on them. He just finds the right fish.

It's way less impressive to add magic. I fucking get this halibut. It's a perfect platform. It's like a little... D-D-Bah! And he's getting, he's getting like the fucking Mario audio things.

Let him know he's doing perfect jumps. Yeah. Whoa. If I saw that at that point, I think I would just end it on. Like, I'm clearly not alive. I'm in a coma. Someone unplug me, please.

I'm clearly not alive. That's insane. Instead of venturing further to see what else is in the universe, like, ah, kill me. Go ahead and kill me. I think it's a perfect I don't know, man, whatever. We're going to read our questions now.

Remember, go to Patreon.com slash a Snark Tank. If you want to ask us a question, if you want to send us a statement, if you want to give us some little stories to read on air. Someone blow my fucking head off. Yeah, interrupt me, yeah. So we're going to go, you have something to say?

You're about to say something else. You can't even read, you can't even message her tequila, bullshit. That's crazy. What is she in jail? I just don't know. I don't know how to, like, I thought if I followed her, it would unearth the messages. There's just nothing there.

It's just not. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example, if anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago,

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Guys, I thought that would be like a fan. bygone era. She's from like such a long time. Like she's not like, well I mean, no one our fans, we're talking about this. So is John fucking Lithgow, but 90% of our fans don't know who she is. Yeah. I understand that's, yeah. But like

that's, that's kind of crazy. Isn't, who's John Lithgow? Oh, to be fair. Oh, to be fair. John Lithgow is fucking, first of all, John, John He didn't say that. He just said that. He was that. I'm sorry. John Lithgow is from Third Rock from the Sun. cock from my gun.

He was Lord Farquod and Shrek. How are you comparing those two people? How are you comparing those two people? What are you saying? I'm just saying it from different places. Yeah, but John Leth God was an actor from iconic things opposed to Tila tequila is from a fucking. I'm just saying the Lord, the voice of Lord Farkwad is a hundred and sixty one thousand followers. That makes sense.

But he hasn't, that's his most recent thing was Tila tequila's height. was more recent than the impact. He did Dexter. He was a killer in Dexter. Dexter isn't real. I forgot. It's not a real show. Oh, my bad. Sorry. Okay. Her last post

makes a lot of sense. The last post is in 2013. So this is completely inactive. It's crazy that it's still like around. And it even has, looking at it, I'm like, oh, I forgot that Instagram used to have these like filters and shit. that you could put on.

Like this is so old. That like a rampant. That's actually insane. Instagram first started. It looked like a camera, the icon in like 2012. Like it's all like wow, this is blowing my mind.

Do you remember when the YouTube icon looked like a fucking 1970s television set? Yeah, long time ago on the app. Yeah. Long time ago. Very weird. Anyway.

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Is what is the most depressing Painful gut punch moment You've experienced in a video game TV show or a movie If you're gonna say something like From Expedition 33 Give me a heads up Because I haven't played I haven't had the chance to play it yet

Don't worry Tell him the whole plot I know I didn't have anything I mean, look, Exposition 33 is good, but like the biggest, the biggest, the most depressing painful gut punch moment, honestly, I'm going to be real, is when Spider-Man 3 was ending, the first time I was watching it, and I realized that I didn't have that much fun watching it. Like, I understood, I understood that like, oh, there's only like 20 more minutes left of this. Huh. I just remember sinking.

I just remember sinking so hard I just remember being like all right I like that movie now but like Right right It's not fun for a kid right It's not a fun movie for a kid at all I don't know like I don't know I'm almost depressing I feel like I have got punches

I know I know one of course I would say for me there's a few Game of Thrones the final episode was pretty crazy For me That didn't feel good the final episode because you're just like, Jesus Christ, that's how it ends. Damn. No, for me, if anything, the episode, I really fucked me Game of Thrones was what you call it.

The fight of Winterfell. That shit made me so sad. John Snow was trapped behind a rock because a dragon was breathing fire. And then he got up and yelled at the dragon before it. And then it was about to murder him and it fell apart. And I was like, excuse me? Look, I look. Excuse me.

That whole sequence. The fact that like that dragon could even destroy. It's hard. I feel like that should be blocked from your memory. You have to use suspension. It was destroying so much shit than one rock. It couldn't stop it. It molested the ice wall.

It, it fucking, it Epsteined the ice wall. It destroyed it. And then just a little bit of brick and mortar. It was a little bit of rock. It's like, it just,

it was the strongest protected. But, you know, it's, you have to get past that shit. and I made it past it and then I'm like oh no this series is ending like this

that didn't feel I feel like I need a shower you know it was god awful it was god awful it just kept getting worse and worse as the episodes were going on you're like oh my god season six was bad too season six was bad in some right but season seven

I will take season six I will if this look at I'm gonna be I'm gonna be completely fair knowing what I know now I would say I would if if the show just ended it would see if it's in six

that is crazy it would I would be less angry because I'd be like oh they clearly didn't finish it something happened versus let's wrap this bitch up so we can go make some Star Wars money like it just feels that they didn't end up

doing that's they were like no thank you they were like no thank you that's crazy look what you You're the fuck out of here. I mean, thanks to them. I got the final season of Clone Wars, you know? So thanks, I guess. You know, thanks.

You gave my final season. You gave my, like, my favorite season of television. But, like, also, like, Jesus Christ, man. Your favorite season of television is the Clone Wars? The final season of Clone Wars is, like, the final four episodes of Clone Wars is almost as good as Endor. That's fucking really good. I would think Endor. I think Endor is the best television show ever.

I think that show is just fucking crazy. But I think. But it doesn't have the best season of television. No, I think Clone Wars has the best. But that's also personal attachment. But it's an and or one season? It's two. Oh, it's two seasons.

Well, it's pretty good. That's dumb. You're dumb and likely gay. It's not as good as season six of the nanny, I think. Season six of the nanny is pretty good. There are six seasons and nanny? I don't know. I think so, actually.

I'll give a solid five. There is five. Let's see. How many? I get text Ben. Ben, Ben, watch the whole show. How many seasons of the nanny are there?

that's all that is kind of wild to watch the entirety of the nanny it's a good show there are exactly six seasons nice that's weird how you knew that i didn't this is just like the nineteen seventy seven star wars thing i'm good at guessing numbers i think it's subconsciously in your mind i think you looked it i think you looked it up once and you're like i'm going to keep this in here is this going to be important to me i know you want a bang frandrecher so you knew you knew you know you know a lot of i mean probably honestly I could not imagine her sounds. You just gagger. That sent me really.

That would send me really. What might help? What might help? You never know. The world is behaving, you know? Let's hurry this up, I guess. It didn't make too much noise. Let's see.

Whatever happened to the disabilities. That's not the song for. Disabilities. Whatever happened to my disabilities. What was that? Wait. The vaccine The vaccine

The nanny name for him Make me sick Whatever Whatever happened Wait Whatever happened to those people Who were like shivering Like fake shivering

Oh man Yeah they were doing like The Harlem shake shit Yeah So much should do a follow up Somebody should do a follow up on those people And see if they're still shaking I know they're not

You know it's funny They go to a stop light And they start shaking And they shake right into traffic And they get hit for cars Yeah, it has been a while. We haven't seen any shakers, man. Yeah.

I love that. I love that. It's like now that it's, now that the pandemic's over, there's no, no one's shaking anymore. The shakers and the movers. It's like the vaccine doesn't exist anymore,

apparently. Trump canonically running head first into a glass door, wrote in. He says, If it was found that Sweeney was in the episode. That's a part of the emails. He was so, yeah, yeah, yeah. Trump was so distracted, like, watching, like, some girls.

I think there were swimming or some shit. And then, like, there's the glass door. It's basically like a fucking fly or a bird that can't tell that there's a fucking glass there. This glass there. Trump did one of those. Well, look, to be fair, like, some glass is real clean. I can't say that's ever happened. to me, but hey. I've definitely bumped into glass before, 100%.

When I was a kid or like in the dark or something? Dark makes sense, you know? You can bum it to anything. Well, dark makes less sense because it would be, it would contrast like the glass would reflect any kind of light. So it's actually more visible. I guess I was, I was thinking like pitch black. At night.

I got you. Yeah, well, pitch black. Yeah. You probably did a fucking everything. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But so I did not know that. That's awesome.

But, uh, if it was found out that Sweeney was in the Epstein files. and you cannot get rid of him. You're also contracted to do 20 more episodes with him. How do you ride that at that situation out? Well, first of all, Kingston's age. This is just does not work. It just doesn't.

I'd be a, yeah, I'd be a rapey. He'd be a victim. He was a victim in the files. He was cheese pizza. That would suck because I don't. It's like if it's like if,

it's like if Zoran, mom don't he was in the Epstein files. It's like, okay, he was blessed. Yeah. Because he's like, by the time you would be old enough to even, be a perpetrator, that situation would have already happened.

I love the idea they would never, they still wouldn't use that logic though. Instead of being, oh, we can't use this. This John Voight would still make a video. Did you know Mom Donia was in the Epstein Fowles? That little boy raped that billionaire. Oh my God. I can't believe what I

just heard. Out of my country rapist, Muslim. The rapist Muslim baby. You know, there's plastic in all of our semen now. You, the poorest people, the middle glass people. There's plastic in the semen of billionaires. You know how bad that is?

Kids eat that. Kids eat that. Hell yeah. It's a good joke. That's a good joke. I heard it somewhere. I can't take credit for it. It's a good one.

Yeah, yeah. I feel like I heard it too, but. I don't remember. That is earnestly an all-timer joke. Like the idea of just like, oh man, it's even, there's plastic and there's plastic and billionaire semen? That's crazy. Kids he's that. It's like, I love it.

I guess I could remember the comedian who did it. Yeah. But some guy I never saw before. I never saw again. But, yeah, no, I mean, we would still, we would just continue to do the show because Kingson would be just a rape victim. If anything, we'd just have more ammo. So, like, I think, you know. me is that I what bothers me is that like I don't know about it.

Or even worse. Or even worse, you were there and you just genuinely just didn't know. You were kind of like, you know, like when. As a present baby. Yeah, like, like, like, when, like a, when some people bring up a kid to like an adult party, uh, or like a party for adults and they're just kind of like going on the couch. My grandma let me be there, right? And that bothers me.

Then I would severely change the tone of how much I think, what I think about my grandmother. Or she just didn't know or no. Or what if, because like I don't know exactly what when this happened, right? You might have been like an infant. And then so King Dad brought you there and was like, stay here young boy. I got to take care of some business with Epstein. And then you start hearing like Flintstone like feet. Flintston.

When you start hearing all these things and you're entertained because you're hearing cool noises but it's really you're hearing rape. That's amazing. That's so fucking crazy. That is insane. Clapping. And then here's something laughing. And then it's just to freak my dad comes out fucking. Bo bo bo bo bo, bo, bo, bo.

He doesn't go on a long step in a room like going. Hey, son. Hey, son. Don't cry. We're going on an island vacation. Yeah. All expenses paid. All expenses paid.

I've known this made for years. Don't worry. You're safe with him. I've been a constant. I think. He's not even He's not even I've known the Epstein family

for centuries. For centuries. He's a fucking cryptid. I've known them for 50 decades. Being the child of a cryptid is probably an interesting story. Yeah, Moth kid. Like my dad.

Like my dad. He's born, he's born relatively human, but he's like, yeah, my dad is. the Jersey devil. Like that's my father. It makes sense. It's like, it's like Westers kid, right?

It works. Alicard technically. I guess Alicard, yeah. My dad is. Oh yeah. Alicard is like his dad. His dad's accrupted, I guess. He's encrypted too.

I mean, technically speaking, yeah. Not technically. He literally is. Well, I don't know what the exact definition of occurs. I feel like Dracula wouldn't fall into the, maybe, hold on. No, Dracula is a famous monster. I think.

I think Dracula is just older, so we don't call them a cryptid. Because there's like cryptids. A cryptid is a creature or plant whose existence has been claimed, but not scientifically proven. He literally is a cryptid. I mean, he can fall in that category. It's just like if you, no one, because when people talk about the famous monsters, they don't consider like, you know, like Frankenstein, Dracula, mummy, the visible man.

Yeah. I don't know why. Yeah, they're not cryptids. They're just famous. No, I think. Oh. So the, so the, so AI. tells us, so, you know, take this with a grain of salt.

That Elvis. I hate that you can't easily opt out of this, by the way. Yeah, it would be nice. It says, no, Dracula is not a cryptid. He's a fictional character from literature, though his character was inspired by the historical figure Vlad the Impaler. A cryptid is a creature. Yeah, so I guess that makes sense.

So it's like, oh yeah. A cryptid isn't based on like, it's not an actual like, what's that asshole's name? What's his name? Vlad the Impaler? No, the guy that actually wrote it. I forget his name. Oh, Bram Stoker.

Bram Stoker. Yeah, that sounds. I think it's, I think it's Brom Stoker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah. I guess Dracula has too much bases in reality, so he can't be a cryptic. Basically, because he's just like, oh, I just fucking, uh, the, yeah, the Vlad Tempesh or whatever. So, yeah, it's kind of like calling the Hitler character from Dragon Ball, who's like based on Hitler, but isn't Hitler?

It's like, it's almost like calling him a crypted. Because he's like a, he's like based on a famous, real, you know, that's not really how that works. That's so strange because I feel like it's just, I feel like the only difference genuinely is time. I feel like genuinely. No, because the chupacabra isn't based on like Fred. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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because it's it's not like a it was that an urban was that like some did that come because I feel like a cryptid is something like a HP Lovecraft is he's definitely a cryptid maker he just I know so AI tells me yet again no Cthulu is not a cryptic because it's like a character that somebody just made up right

versus I guess it's like saying Spider-Man's they're made up though but then but they're not are also made up. I guess that would technically be true, wouldn't it? But, like, Kingston's trying to argue that, oh, enough time hasn't passed for Spider-Man to be considered a cryptic. Like, let's check back to this in 40 years. Yeah, we will.

Spider-Man would be a good, would be a good cryptid. Yeah. Like, if nobody, if nobody- If he wasn't a hero, he'd be a great cryptid. If nobody, if Stanley never wrote a story about him and people were just like, is that a guy like swinging? in the dark, the fuck was that? You know? And people would be like, that was the Spider-Man. It's like the Spider-Man. Yeah. Like, that's, I think, what it needs to be in order to be considered encrypted.

I agree with I-Eard. Which we completely fucking ignored in our episode of, what is it? Where we made Independence Day, we just had aliens fighting cryptids. And we were just scrounging to, like, I don't know, the fucking, the ring girl was encrypted, I guess. Yeah. I think, I mean, we had a few good ones in there.

I mean, Nessie is definitely, the Lochness monster, that qualifies. Nessie carried that whole thing. That was great. So is the Lochness monster not accrupted because it's not enough proof for it to be real? Yeah,

like the Lochness monster is encrypted because it's not a fucking book. Yeah, the like, like sash, like the big foot of the what you call it though. Like the idea of that thing is based off a straight of animal. But that's not a fella. It's like an animal that doesn't actually exist. It's like,

oh, there's this. Not a monster creature. I don't. Not anymore. Maybe in some Jurassic times there was something like it, but. If there was a character that was like, oh, it was like a guy in a suit with a velociraptor head. The velociraptors are dead. They did exist.

That would be, that would be a cryptid. So let's say if I made a cryptid and his name was the, the, the Jasmine Town Jork and Janker, right? Sure. And he was a creature who busted literally oceanfuls of come and he would wipe out cities. Uh-huh. And I made him up now and I kind of spread the word about him. Would he be encrypted? But I didn't write anything down.

I didn't write anything down. I didn't publish anything. I think genuinely, I think I earnestly think that would count. Yes, it would. Like the yonkers joinker that we came up with like many, many episodes ago, that's encrypted. Yeah. See, and the youngest jojunker works because it could be, there's a little bit of, it's somewhat in the realm of like reality where it could actually scare someone. Kingston overshoots with taking out towns have come.

I think towns taking out, like if you, because I think there are towns that just kind of go missing. If you take that happens. So you have to be very calculated with your urban legend though. So how often is if this is such of, but there's at least two towns that have been wiped. would come. So that's so so it only comes like every like couple hundred years or something. Every couple every every couple hundred years he comes in. He's he you can see how big and red his balls are. It's like oh my God the Jasmine Town Janker and Jor. Well that's more that's more of an urban legend. That's more of an urban legend.

Isn't that not the same thing? Well I think so. Can an encrypted be an urban legend? Sure but I think of it only I think so but like I think the fact that like it only happens every couple hundred years. I think that. So the gap between. said things make it more of a urban legend. I think urban legends and cryptids are the same. I thought it's just come from urban legend. Not every cryptic cryptid is an urban legend, but

wait, wait, wait, how is it? By the way, he's like, he's locked, he got him. He got him. The weirdest person of the world is getting so frustrated right now, I bet. He knows everything about these. He's like, I don't know anything about that. I'm a fucking cryptozoologist and I,

you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. fuck you're doing. I went, I went to a school I made up. Guys, one of my, that, that is, I went to Cryptozoology school. I, you know, sometimes he could be cited. Like he comes in like a little wagon and the wagon's holding his balls and he just blow like fucking like hyperbeams a city away of come. And he's like, good. All right.

You really fixated on this idea. I'm going to move past. What's the name of that place that went missing for the volcano? I really just think you should. It was him. You should really just, because like, if you want to install. stall fear into people. You got to make it more personal.

Like, because like, oh, an entire city, get the fuck out of here. What is he a meteor? Like, nobody's ever experienced a meteor right. Like, that's been alive, really. That's dead wiped out a fucking city. Pompeii. He's like Pompeo come. That's what I mean. That's too. I'm going to move on. That is way to. You got to make it like he calms people to death because then people get scared.

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He comes your door down. And you're like, no. I had the lamb's blood. How did you get in? It was actually, it was actually a sheep. It was too old. You're like,

no, you can do that. Why don't you fuck your kids up like that? Tell them that stale and then every, every, like, you know,

Friday the 13th, you hang up condoms on your door or something to prevent them. I would, first of all, I'm probably not having kids. And second of all, I would not do that to my children.

Well, first of all, I'm going to make you have kids. And second of all, you're definitely going to do it. That's crazy. That's, first of all

I'm going to make your children real Firth Anyway It says gullible on my profile picture wrote in He says this question would fit in better On that other gay podcast Chris is a part of But I'm going to ask it anyway With the recent reveal of Valve's GabeCube

How over is it Yeah How over is it for Sony Microsoft And even Nintendo considering that this shit is 100% Going to be an emulation station I'm asking I'm asking you a lot of questions lately, but I'm feeling greedy and gay.

Thank you for keeping my coworkers at the factory safe for my wrath. No problem, dude. Whoa. I don't think it's over for them. That's going to definitely be, is definitely putting Microsoft on the bad spot. Yeah, that's the only one.

Microsoft is the only one that is like really undercut by this because this was their entire point. This was like their entire pivot. Sony, I don't think, cares. The way they look at it is like they sell games on Steam and they benefit from it. Like, if you see, like, the trajectory of, like, a lot of PlayStation games, like, when they go over to PC, the interest fell really, really hard after the first couple because, like, the novelty of, like, oh, PlayStation games on PC, whoa. That kind of faded away, which indicates that, like, anybody with a PC now is perfectly happy there, and they were never going to buy a PlayStation anyway.

So they're not really losing anything. They're just selling more copies to other people who wouldn't have otherwise bought their games. Microsoft is in a rough situation with that because nobody's buying their shit. And to the effect that like I, like I would, I was all over the idea of like a PC, like a PC console hybrid. If I could have my old Xbox games and and, you know, every, every PC store on a machine and Microsoft is going to do that, I would be like,

yeah, okay. That doesn't sound too bad. But now that this thing is coming, I'm like, oh, well, that's going to be the thing. Yeah. I don't know if it'll, I don't know how many. units it'll say i don't think it's going to be like a mass market thing i don't i don't think it i'd be surprised if it's sold more than 10 million units but like a lot of people are going to care it's going to be a big thing i know depending on price of course i'm uh really looking forward to it

it's it's going to be nine thousand dollars my my my my low ball guess is nine hundred my high ball guess is 1200 200 i feel like maybe i feel like seven to nine is probably a fair yeah a fair it would be foolish to be over a G just because I feel like so Microsoft You might as well get a PC at that point Yeah especially that's what's going to be

as powerful as that fucking machine Like it's not like this This thing that Gabe Cube is not going to be A top in PC So yeah Invest like a grand or just a couple hundred more dollars and get a solid Right now

$1,200 especially during like a Black Friday sale or a big Cyber Monday or whatever can get you a pretty good fucking rig. Get you probably a fucking a GTX like something in the four, four thousand range. You know,

like, $1,000? No, what I mean is the 4,000 GTX. What I mean is like, like the, you know, I have a 3060 right now.

So I'm saying, you're not getting that for $1,000, brother, man. For two, right now, you're not getting that brother, so like for, that for an I-9,

for like an I-9 with like fucking a shitload of RAM, like a, a fucking, like a 40, something, whatever. It's probably like on Black Friday, $6,900, probably. I would say like $2,000. No, because I literally, I bought a 40, on Prime Day, I bought a 4070 with an I-9 and the fucking, I think the 4070, I bought it for probably almost 2000. It wasn't even 2000. But then that was when it was defective and then I had that whole bullshit, you know? Interesting. I got fun. I don't think every single person that had. bought that fucking machine got fucked.

That would be crazy. But, you know, yeah, right now a 4090 by itself, this is the, the graphics card, a 4090 by itself. Yeah, by itself. Yeah. So when you, when you, when you, when you, when you get $4.9, when you get cheaper. So when you get a, I understand that. But that's a, just like, I understand what you're saying.

Well, then why are you bringing that up then? But no, because, because it, it forms my plan, my idea. Because if that's cost, that's going to be no, that's going to be no less cut off. Then maybe like 33% out. say that's a huge cutoff. So like I just I just gave an example of what I bought. So maybe that should be the starting reference. I guess.

I mean, I'm looking at PCs right now. So it was right now I'm looking at PCs. Going to be cut down more. I'll agree. Also like I say Black Friday. I say cyber. It'll be cut down more.

Prime Day. Like I'm putting this. I'm saying these things for a reason, Kingston that like. I hear what you're saying. But I disagree because I bought one. I bought one. I don't know how you disagree as well too.

I bought. one too. Like I, I, Derek, and yours didn't work. That's the thing I'm trying to infer to you. Like that, you sound like a fucking, you sound like a child. If you think that is a point, that is a point for you. The fact that coincidentally mind

didn't work, I'm saying, are you saying right now, Kingston, that everyone that bought that got a defective machine? Uh, no, but I'm saying the one person I know that bought it got a defective machine. So what is your point other than just laughing at me? Well, it's mostly laughing at you. It is mostly laughing at you. I have no. I have no.

problem with that. If you're like dumbass, I'm like, yeah, that sucked. Dude, I got a 2080. I remember I got a 2080 TI and it did like, it just completely busted right out of the box. Like it came on you? Yeah. That's what I mean.

That's what I meant when I said. You open the box. Oh, man. I was actually mad, disrespectful, but it's funny. Yeah, man. That's what I was talking about. Yeah. Not at not working.

But no, I got, um, I actually have, uh, I have one in my box right now. Oh, shit. I have one in my saved later thing. That's probably like a couple thousand. And it'll be significantly cheaper when it goes on saley sale. Well, I guess, yeah, that might have because of the fact that at the time where I got my PC, everything was way more expensive. Because right now I'm seeing a lot of variety.

So we got a, you got a Ryzen. You got a Ryzen 9, 7900. And then it also comes to the RTX 5070 TI, 16 gigs. right now this is 2000 just right now and you can wait for it on sale but like so like there's uh this by buy by power which is a pretty good company i used to work with them uh new egg and like there's there's options out there and then you wait for it to go on sale and then that's like a big fucking deal could you know just spend you invest a little bit more because you're going to charge your credit or something so you just invest a little bit more than buying the tube thing if it's

thousand dollars or some shit like oh invest fucking five six hundred dollars more which to a lot of people that is a lot but if you do charge credit you know it's not that much more when you just space out the payments no there's a there's a yeah there's actually there's actually no i'll give you your point there's actually huge disparity in prices of what you call it how much more things cost when i bought my pc opposed to now for sure yeah i'm seeing like a lot of a lot of the 40 series they're not peaking past like 700 dollars usually 90 million yen I mean, well, yeah. Can we fix that?

I feel like at a certain point you just reset the inflation numbers. Like, this is stupid. Can we stop counting in millions now? We'll just reset it is pretty ridiculous. Yeah, it's like it feels, it does feel absolutely absurd. We just count an American dollars. Well, like, at a certain point, it doesn't start that high. And then it just keeps going and it gets fucking absurd.

So, like, we should deflate the inflation. Let's just do that. I feel like I don't know how I don't know how retarded that actually I like an economist can tell me how retarded that actually sounds. You know like hey, what would happen if we if they just agree like the yen? They're like we're going to agree that instead of fucking like a hundred dollars being like 30,000 or 300,000 or whatever. We're going to just make it like 300. I like the idea that just the economy. That was that was.

It's literally just a bunch of people playing. It's literally just a bunch of people being like a timeout, time out, time out. Time out. Let's restart. Just like everybody agrees. Like everybody just gets so, it's all so fucked up that everybody's like, we, let's reset.

It's the end of monopoly. Everybody says, can we just end a game now? But that would really solidify how made up everything is. You know what I mean? Like that's kind of the thing. It's like if you do that, then you break the illusion, right?

Like it's obvious that that's true, but like a lot of people would be like, wait, you just, you can do that. It's kind of like daylight saving, man. Like I feel like it's in the same way. Like, oh,

everyone just has to agree in this region that. we're going to move time. And it's like, what the fuck are we doing here? What are we doing here? I brought that up recently. I was like, why is time different per hour in places when it would be different by minute technically and like second in places? And it was just like, well, it would drive people insane.

There'd be there'd be too many time for variations. Of course. Of course. Yeah, that's like a million different time zone. Yeah, it's like, I thought about that too because like if you, if you, it's interesting if you're used to specific sunsets at specific times. Like even within a time zone, like if you go from one... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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then the fucking sunsets at like 9 p.m. or something crazy, which is upsetting to me. Dude, it's ridiculous. I remember spending some time in, what is it, Alberta. I was visiting some friends in Canada. And I remember the sun went down at 11.30. That's when it was like, that's when it was like, or like 11 or something. It was like, I just remember being like, this is like uncanny. It's very, like it's a little scary.

It is. Like it feels like I don't know what it is about it, but it, I felt like the vibes of like. It makes you feel like an ape. Like, you're like, I don't like, what is this? I'm scared. I'm used to just, I'm used to. I'm used to my area and now I'm in, I was in Norway

and the sun didn't set. It was fucking creepy. That's fucking weird, dude. That's cryptic shit, man. Because you guys go up north where the fucking where you guys don't belong. That's why you guys go up to the places where like people, the humans don't belong there. They just went there because there was nothing left.

Where do you guys think the sun sets the most correctly? That, you know, it's funny. Probably knew the equator. Probably knew the equator. It's funny based on how humans behave. with dinner and work and stuff like that. I feel like where we are.

Like it's funny to say because it's like, oh, a lot of people have dinner around the time like five, six something over here where we are. Because like, oh, everybody's off work now and all that stuff. Dinner's being made. And then once you're done with dinner, the sun pretty much is gone. And so it feels correct in that sense.

Yeah. That's the only thing that I can say. I would argue with the equator because I think that is that's where most people are you would imagine I've never Is that what's been a while toward sure I imagine so that's what the most diversity of creatures are in general It's been a long time Instinctively they just they exist they kind of exist like oh Regular cycles like they don't you know apes don't change their cycle random is like oh man I got them late from work today Let me cook a late meal and then go to bed late so I think it's like that's where things are on the equator

It's probably like five, maybe five is. I would say it much earlier, like three, four. I'll say four. Yeah, look it up. Look it up while we got this next one going. Jacket Faster, the pre-Cumsters Legacy Road. And he says, Joe Jacket Faster. I get it.

Jacket Faster. That's crazy. They don't have daylight saving bullshit. It sets around 6 p.m. every single day. There's no change. There's no change and alterations around 6 p.m. Every day we'll check. That's,

we're just technically on the same here too. Yeah, because we're not, daylight saving bullshit. I thought we were far enough through equator that there'd be a difference, but fuck, fuck me. I don't know shit about it. Yeah, we're actually kind of close to comparison.

Close enough, I guess. Yeah. I didn't. All right. Fuck it. But because Rises 6 set is 6 p.m. Literally, it's perfect. It'll be perfect.

Anyway, he says, uh, this guy says, hello, spunk chuckers. Cool. Uh, what did do? Imagine if you will, Gordon Ramsey has bestowed upon you three control of his newest restaurant. He's heard of, he's heard of not listen to the show and believes you have what it takes to make it in the culinary world.

Oh yeah. What would you name the restaurant? What would the theme and menu be? What fresh horrors await your innocent diners? No, we'll try to do a good, we'll do a good job. I like that he's heard of us. All right. All right. I've heard of this podcast, the Snock Tank.

I want them to run the rest of everything I have. I'm too fucking lazy to listen, but I'm sure they've got what it takes. He's just fucking, I don't know, dude. He says hard mode, don't use come anywhere in the menu. That's hard mode.

But we're going to not do hard mode. What a fuck it. He knew exactly why he said that because literally the most thing, Gordon Ramsey's cum. That was the first thing I thought of. Tell everyone, this is actually as cum that you can

eat stupid stupid let's see like uh yeah what would the restaurant be what would the name of the restaurant be first off like what are we going for ooh so let's try to make him proud um I mean he has everything what doesn't he have because he has a steak he has steakhouses

he has fucking a fish thing yeah he has everything Caribbean food bro Caribbean so uh I don't know what I would do with that really King Dad's cuisine fucking rice and peas, bro, rice and peas? Oh, King Dad. Yeah, King Dad's Kitchen. Yeah, King Dad's Kitchen.

Yeah, King Dad's Kitchen. There you go. King Dad's Kitchen. That rules. I like it. Or was it, what would it be? King Dad, King Dad Cossina? Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Or something like that. I don't know. We'll have, we'll have that in the, in the Mexican neighborhoods. Yeah, that's a It'll be like a hard. It'll be like, what is it, the, uh, hungry Jack's, burger. King type deal. In Mexico, it's King Dad's Cossina in America, it's King Dad's Kitchen.

And it'll be a Caribbean place where we'll have we'll have empanadas. And the empanadas will make them with beef and cum. But the cum is just a special sauce that we call cum.

It's actually like it's maybe CUM stands for something. Yeah, it's not. It's cumin. Umami. fucking umammy and mustard mustard that sounds heinous by the way but Cuban umami mustard uh it's just like look at this beautiful cum ump anita he takes a bite of it and starts a bawling yeah yeah yeah so fucking good I've never eaten some pulled pork uh but we'll have the pig in the restaurant yeah you pull the pork off the pig and meet the pig and everything like that

Yeah, you can meet the pig. And then he's in a fish tank. Stop. You could meet the fish. Stop. That's so cool. Pull it out. He's just drowned and he's just feeling.

They, they want to pet the pig and then they fish it out and just dump it on the ground. It's like dead. Kick it a little bit. And then, yeah, kick it a little bit. And then they cook it live. Oh.

And then they resurrect it. Yeah, they resurrect it. I forgot they have an epipen, but for pigs. And, rounding. And we can pull, they pull the pork as they're cooking the live pig. And so the pig is like, and it's in the middle of the restaurant, by the way. It's in the middle. It's like in the, in the floor, like where the people are dieting. It's not even in the kitchen. It's in the middle.

And people are clapping. People are clapping. People are clapping. Yeah, people are clapping. Yeah, people are clapping. Every time there's like a really like intense squeal of like deep pain. And then like, and then like, and then when it goes. silent, everybody erupts. And so that'll be one of our meal. We'll have to pull pork. Obviously, rice and beans. But we'll have,

we'll only, what can we do with rice and beans to make it special? Welcome to King Dad's Kitchen. This is made with the milk of the, this is made with coconut milk from trees that we just did 17,000 years ago. These killed the conquistadors. Oh, they're conced their They're toxic

They're slashed their heads open Look at me That'll be the entire menu by the way It's rice and beans Pull pork and uh Hey what was the other thing? Epinadas That is so small

Those are none of those are Particularly Caribbean I like that makes it even worse It's like an in and out menu You know just very basic Like you come here Well yeah there'd be Well you'd have mafongo and stuff in there too

Pasteles But like Yeah you're killing it There's too many items But those will be in a Those will be in a box Huh? There's no. They'll be frozen.

You have to take him home and go. That's crazy. He would flip a shit. We'd also have like a, like a, um, we'd have our own deli. Because why not? Who cares? Pastel list. I have a deli in the back.

It's like connected to it. Kind of like the Morton Williams. Do you know Morton Williams, the supermarket chain? No. No, I don't. So it's, dude. So Morton Williams is a supermarket chain and they have, they own a bar called Morty's

and a lot of the times the bars connected to the supermarket and you just walk into the into the supermarket from the bar it is a psychotic fucking thing. That's very strange. It's a very strange. It's a very odd experience but you get fucked we'll have one of those. We'll have one of those but it'll be

a deli and you can get a I don't know fucking what were nothing. Nothing. They're always out of stock. I'm trying to I remember the supermarkets from the Bronx

What were they called? Shut up son Associated and Was it Mets? Stop talking You're ruining this business for me Associated Associated and what else

Shut up son please I'm trying to calculate the tip I don't want to look this up I want to remember it I think it's immense or associated Stop talking This is crazy I thought I beat him out of that I thought I beat that out of him

Interesting. Let me see if I can... Insane. I thought me abandoning it. It was enough of a mental wallop that he would stop talking, but he just doesn't shut up. Food bazaar.

I remember food bazaar. Holy shit. This is really killing my vibe. He just keeps going. Damn. Chef, throw hot oil on him. Western beef I remember that too I knew I should have had sex with that white woman instead

he's saying all this like out loud as he's like six years old just trying to understand something he's just earnestly trying to like peek his curiosity and like asking a simple question you have everything about you I despise this fucking squeaker won't shut up God Why is still talking?

Someone get me the gun. Can I throw him? I wish I could trade him for an Xbox. For an Xbox. An original Xbox. Original Xbox. Aw. Oh, man.

Welcome to my kitchen. Okay, it's 169. There's a man from. The pig that we're serving today's name is John. Go meet John. He's in the middle there. Follow the screams. There he is.

Our titular John Marvelous. John is quite delightful. Get your shivs and get your shivs. They all take turns. It's like a little thing for the kids. It's like go shiv the pig,

go. It's part of the tradition of the restaurant. I don't want it, Dad. Aw, you're gay. I knew it. Go. Don't be a little Bits son Slit the pink's throat

Don't be a Nancy son You're a little Bati man You're a little botty bonn He's still looking I forgot what it even was that he was searching for in the first place I'm trying to remember

My son is such a failure And a mistake He can't remember basic things It's crazy I'm trying to remember I still pictures He's been trying

He's been trying to remember For five straight minutes Those aren't my jeans Yeah I'm still picturing By that fucking hunter Safari outfit Yeah he owns this rest of this Caribbean He's this Caribbean restaurant

And he's dressed like a fucking Australian safari man Holy shit the one I still there God fucking damn it is insane. What are you even looking up, son? Explain. Wow.

I'm looking at the supermarket areas by where I grew up all of the... About time. About time, you fucking answered my goddamn theory. Interesting. It's still there. That's really fucking boring, son. Yeah, 9113.

That's my fucking air order. Nobody knows what the fuck that means. Even me. Shut up. I really love that. I really love that that's his voice. Yeah. It's so goddamn stupid.

EA Sports. It's in the sand, really. He says, hello, not a question, but a new revelation about Sam Ramey's Spider-Man 2.

Dr. Hahn from the classic meme, I am a surgeon. I am a surgeon. Is in Spider-Man 2 as Raymond. The same scene, Alfred Molina makes his first appearance in. That's right.

I remember that, yeah. He is. I do remember that. because I think I remember that that's the, that's Dr. Han. Yeah, he's got that perfect fucking chin. Got a square-ass jaw. Yeah, he's in it. That's him. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it's weird that you would reference him as Dr. Hahn and not just, you know, the actor that he is because he's in a lot of other things as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure I've seen him in like a million other things. He's a very famous actor. He's actually really famous. He's done a lot of stuff. Yeah, like he was absurdly. He's absurdly favorite. Like, yeah, Dr. Hahn. Why do you sound significantly louder?

Who me? Yeah. I wasn't talking for a bit No, no, no, you Did you adjust your volume? I didn't touch anything. You sound like, like significantly louder. I don't, what's going on?

Daniel Day Kim. Did I do anything? No, the audio on my thing is still picking up the same, same registry. Jason, I don't know how you manage these things. I haven't touched anything. I haven't touched anything. Lower the gain a little bit on your thing.

Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Maybe a smidge more Let's see How about this? More or less the same All the way down actually Yeah just real quick

It turns all the way down It's not even moving It's not even changing Bro what is going on? Wait Kingston turn it all the way down Let me see this is actually change If you turn it all the way down Is this any better?

What the fuck have you done? What? I didn't touch anything The game's not changing Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question. It's our DNA to answer

the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. Ready to save, it's time for cyber deals. Put a spring in your step with fresh savings that brighten the seat. These exclusive week-long digital offers on your favorite products are only available when you shop online.

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It actually turned down. Oh, now it changed. Okay. You gotta get a little bit, but like, you gotta get, you gotta go back up. Is this better? Oh my God. You motherfucker,

go back to normal. I am. I don't understand your dial. Is it like fucking this big? It's in fact quite small. It doesn't make any sense. Raise it slightly more, a little bit more.

I just don't understand how it like, is better? Yeah, I guess it's fine. Just a little bit high. Just a teeny bit more. God damn I don't know what the fuck you guys I feel like it's back to where it was Go go let me let me hear you now is this better that's good yeah that's good

I swear to God this is where it was I swear to that makes no sense I literally put it back Where it was I actively was like I'm just gonna put it back here that makes I think I simply wasn't talking and then you guys were talking so much no dude It was like you you were significantly louder it you were significantly look at him It's the audio literally I have the audio track in front of me it's the exact same as it was. It's impossible to see it. It's impossible to say.

I'm speaking louder now because I'm more animated. It almost feels like you have like this auto adjust thing. That's what it seemed like. That's what it sounds like. It was focusing on the nothingness and your audio was so fucking low. It felt like it was trying to capture

and it brought you up naturally. That's what it sounds like, yeah. anyway yeah that's the actor is Daniel Day Kim Daniel Day Kim he's in like a shit ton of he's in a lot Asian version of

Lewis huh crazy Lewis Day Kim didn't I thought you said Daniel oh shit yes that's that's that's definitely what I was trying to say

Lewis Day Kim I earnestly didn't get it You're not Did you get Joe Rogan COVID or something? I don't understand I earnestly I earnestly did she's like

Daniel Day Lewis Was the first thing Oh Daniel Day Lewis Oh I get it Yeah There's a shit joke but you made it way better So What's going on with this fucking gremlin?

Just mumbling just mumbling in the fucking background. This is it. Look at this fucking gruel. I can't believe I burr this out of my loins. My supple loins created this monstrosity. Monstragety. Sometimes I wish my son was that weird rapist from the drawing. At least he's memory.

That's insane. At least he did something. What have you done, son? What have you done? Aside from mumbling my restaurant like a freak. I don't know, not rape people. Say that like it's a bad thing. It's better to be remembered.

Oh, God. All right. Let's move on. Let's see the last question. And then we're just getting the fuck out of here. I just imagining the creepy version of him like playing the century song by Fall Out Boy while he's raping people. Remember me?

Centuries. Oh, my God. Centuries. He's playing the fucking Exorcist theme song on a piano in like a really empty, Eccly room. He's talented. Let's, yeah, he's a talented guy.

He's misunderstood. You know, aside from, you know, the serial crime, he's a pretty good guy, all things considered. All things except that considered. Trump giving Bill crazy dome wrote in. Yeah. He says, Hey,

my beautiful baby boys. When you're at the, I didn't, how did I miss this? Like, the audience is on to it. Oh, shit.

Somebody kill this nigga. What's going on? Somebody shoot this guy. Lily. What are you, what are you Googling during our show? What are you doing? Sorry,

I'm just looking at my own whole town. Yeah, stop. kill him. Lily, help. I'm present. I'm present. You're not. I'm present. Oh, my God. All right.

So what was the, what did he say? We're the friend of the fact that Bill Cosby gave somebody fucking dome. That's what, no, not Bill Cosby. Fucking Bill Clinton got domed from Trump. Bill Cosby. That's even better, though. That's even funnier. That's way better.

That's pretty good. Oh, too, but do, but do but. So big. Gagging with a Cosby accent is pretty. How do you think Trump sounds giving head? I don't know. I'm probably. Agagagga.

Agagga. Oh, gagga. Oh, gagga. Gagga. Yeah. Yeah.

He's talking with the dick in his mouth. That's what it sounds like. Trump, you're supposed to, you know, suck it. Don't tell me what to do. I'm the best of this. Nobody's better sucking dick than me. By the way, he says don't tell me what to do perfectly, phonetically, phonetically hereable with it.

He was like, uh, yeah, Trump, you're not doing it right. Don't tell me what to do. Out of my face. They takes it out. They take it out. Yeah, they take it out. And it takes out and they go, I don't know.

I don't. Oh, that's stupid. That's kind of funny. I was like, Trump. What's the question? I don't even, I don't care anymore. Trump giving me a little crazy dough road and he says,

Hey, my beautiful boys, when you're at the club, what dance moves do you normally do? Hope you guys have a great day. Also, 20 bucks on the big dofess in charge on the big duvis in charge goes to uh goes out like the warden from shawshank ooh um maybe that would be fun so i'm partial i'm quite partial uh there's a dance move i have

call um running away from the premises that's a good one it's good i leave basically um yeah i don't have dance move i don't have like a list of dance moves you know what i mean i don't even know if they have names a lot of these things. I'm sure they do. I'm sure some danceist. Dances. I never heard of it. I don't know. Yeah. I do. I haven't like, I haven't probably, you know, anything that I've done, any club that I've been to, which is barely anything since, since as an adult, I can probably, maybe I've been to a club five times or something. Yeah. It would just be, you're kind of just grooving, dancing, shuffling. but when I was a kid, when I was a kid,

um, uh, idiom or it's, you know, we called it like house music and techno and all that shit was making a huge comeback. And, uh, so that was where everybody was starting to learn how to pop lock and, um, and how to break. And so I learned a few break moves, nothing crazy. But I, I was specifically trying to get really good at pop locking. And we did battle. And, and if I, were outside of my body. If I could see that shit now, I'd probably die from cringe, I imagine. I can't imagine fucking being like 13 years old or whatever the fuck and we're trying to impress each other. You're just having fun, dude. It's fine. But just imagine seeing it, though. Just like imagine like being outside yourself and singing now.

You're like, oh my God. I used to dance a lot when I was younger. I used to dance a lot when I was younger. I used to love dancing. I remember because Kingston's dad would always be like, I hate the way he dances all the time. I hate that he enjoys himself. Oh, God, I'm so, I despise him having fun. Why doesn't he take her?

What is he doing? I hate the way he moves. I hate the way he moves so quick. It bothers me. I don't like the fact that he frees himself with dance. He dances like a spider upside down in water. It's scary. He's scared him, his son.

Because he moves on fucking ones. It's fucking horrifying. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, we don't have a, super satisfying answer to that I don't like clubs I hate them actually we're yeah we're not really club people yeah like I like to go I I like I've I like the fact that I like the fact that I am out more than I like the fact that I'm in a club if that makes

sense like I like I like that I prefer like I prefer like a bar or like a barcade or something like that like I'm just not really like to me my biggest problem with the club is what I hate clubs I hate bars that just don't like oh I like I just don't like it I just don't like the music to be too fucking loud and that's to my only issue and sometimes and unfortunately I've been to a couple barcades we went to one recently and the music's too loud and the music's too fucking loud

like I'm like bro I can barely hear myself talk the walls are not designed and are not padded correctly to deal with the sound too so I end up getting a headache because it's just like is that the one where we were yeah yeah whenever we went that last time well first of all that place was awesome because they had they had after the so this is a brilliant idea everybody should be stealing this idea

where the kitchen closes they make ramen after that. Oh, right. They just have ramen that they can make you after the kitchen clothes. I'm like, this is fucking brilliant. That is sick. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building high. hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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drive up and go pick up or delivery restrictions apply see website for full terms and conditions I can't believe because it is like it's easy it's like it doesn't take a lot of efforts like that's fucking sick I like that place a lot I just the only it's kind of like going to venues now come prepared

get a get ear plugs it may be weird in a bar setting because people don't do that but for the sake of saving your fucking ear drums or learn sign language stop being a bitch and learn sign language Derek how about that it's more of just I don't think learning ASO will save my ear drums.

That's kind of the issue. No, you put your ears. You put your muffs on, right? You put your little muffs on. And then I start. And then I start. Yeah,

so I mean, I guess it makes sense because really the only thing I want to say to people is that they're gay or flip them off or make the signal that I want to suck them. So that's the only things that I really need. Like I'm going up to the random patrons at the barcade. Like they're playing tech in the tag tournament. And I'm like just making the jerk off sign. And he's like swatting my hand away because he's trying to compete.

That's pretty much how that goes. He slapped the fuck out of it. Well, listen, we're gonna... You force yourself. With all that said, we're gonna round out, we're gonna round out this episode. This is gonna be a shorter one purely because we have a Jeopardy episode next.

No, this is a correct length. You're right, but I'm just saying shorter than typical. But I'm saying, I'm saying that so people, because people always like, oh, it's not even, only two hours of 50 minutes.

Listen, for like the last one. fucking Joe Rogan, fuck you. Yeah, so listen, I get it, whatever, people like their long form podcast. The extra ammo that we do, the Jeopardy extra ammo that we, that we're going to do is a way bigger thing than normal. So if you're gonna, I recommend going over there.

Going over there, Patreon to Com slash your Star Tank, check it out. It'll be a fun one. I've excited. I'm excited for you to see this. Yeah. Anyway, let's round, out the episode. We'll read our $25 and up patrons.

Count me down. Three, two, one. Did you count right? Did you count that right? You know the Destiny Child song, the independent song? On the women, independent. No, not fucking Chingi. Who did that? Who did that? Who is that? Who said that?

Work card to job. Not that song, asshole. I think that was All the women independent You know that song? All the women All the women independent Does it?

Okay, I'm going to ruin this song for you You know when they say like Shoes on my feet I bought it Nah, I bought it It's like it's almost like The pre-course or something

Um Next time you listen to it It's gonna sound like They're saying I farted And you'll never not hear it again That's like Choose on women I fly

farted. I farted. Watch, listen to it, and the songs let me ruin for you forever because it happened to me. You did, you, you did not add anything to my life with that statement. I hate you. You did not enrich anything about that. Like, nothing about what you said made anything better ever.

I need that song to be ruined for you because it got ruined for me. Hey, we're going to read the names now. Put the peen in my boca. I'm sure someone, someone's done it before. Stop asking me to wear the Keith. David mastering sex, Tom Sweeney. Big Chrissy, a comfy night, flirting with the other comfy trans night through Patreon names.

Miss T. Limon, God's favorite fanboy, Malik Barry, Chris, 2006 Toyota Corolla. Can you please service me? You should be gone. You should be very gone by now. We scrapped the shit. Uh-oh. My mother drove that car into a fucking lake.

Did she go in with it or she tumble out? She's like that. She didn't die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she went and with it. She was standing on top of the car. Champion. Crazy.

Right after she put a fucking new radio in it, and it was my car. That's crazy. I was so bummed out. I was so sad. But whatever. It was 2003 or four. It wasn't that sex. Animal footcake, co-beba, my friend, Louis, D-lifted,

100,000 kilograms. Call him gay. You're gay, Louis. sorry. Gay Boy Farty, Michael Bay sneezing on young Colin vaporizing him. That's right. I forgot that we asked for the young Colin. Oh, right, right, right, right. Chris is Dexter with glasses. That's insane.

Jesus, that'd be wild. So disrespectful. Dexter already has glasses, though, doesn't it? I think they mean killer, serial killer, Dexter. Oh, not Dexter's lab. Oh, no, no. It's, uh, you're, and he's, uh, docks with. hair.

Kingston is hair. It's hair. It's hair. It's hair. It's hair. I'm on to you, Dexter. I have hair.

I'm on to you, Dexter with glass. The fact that docks, the fact that docks didn't straight up shoot him that final encounter. It's crazy. When he like, I don't want to ruin.

I don't want to ruin. Yeah. Like, but I feel like it was upsetting that docks didn't just like beat the piss out of him when he had the opportunity. but then I guess this show

Is your malignant melanoma? Dexter just knows several martial arts for some reason. There's a guy on TikTok that looks and acts like Derek with 2% less self-control named Sean Soco. That's not true. He says looks at ax. So that was we were talking about. That's true. Yeah, he did say looks and X. Maybe acts I didn't see looks. No. Just a black guy. Just a black person.

Donut operator uses vats on chihuahuas and targets just limbs. That's crazy. Dude out of $25 by $2. big black, sexy Israelites and a light skin twink, Delta Gamma, literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Clammy, less cry the third. Need inspection. Going to gape ass. The other less popular comfy trans night, going to miss Andy Pants Gaming. I'm going to go I just, I just remember something real quick. I got to say this. It's not really that important, but I jumbled my words when I was trying to say Christy Gnome.

Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Marvin Krishna, and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah.

So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. Hey, it's Ryan Sechrest for Albertsons and Safeway. Ready to save, it's time for cyber deals. Put a spring in your step with fresh savings that brighten the season.

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but then at another point, I might have even said Pam Bondi, like on accident. Because I was talking about all of them. They're interchangeable. I just want to put that out there for my brothers on the spectrum because I know they were probably like, you know.

No, fuck them. You said Nancy May. You said Nancy May or something. something like that. And I remember being like, I don't know if that's right. I don't remember. Nancy Mace. Yeah, I definitely meant to say Christy Nome. Yeah, I didn't call you on it because I was just like, it's like, whatever. Yeah. I didn't notice it until

I was editing. I was like, oops, whatever. I'm going to be more. I, in high school, I met Jared Foggle at a subway sponsored event a week before his arrest. Uh, elder scrolls, elves call, call Red Guards Enwa. The only the gayest will suck guys. Oh, blow me, blow me a gay by gay pen

Benjamin. Is it gaping Benjamin? Gap him. Oh, Gabe him. Not bad. The Arbeter. Snark Tank episode 400 should be the first drunk tank or when 47th dies.

We'll celebrate. Shirtman putting gay little Beatles in Sweeney's colon. Who? Well, he should, shirt man should be nowhere. I forgot about shirt man. Dan, that would have been good. I was thinking of things for, uh, for Jeopardy. And I just totally, I totally forgot shirt, man.

Um, Berserker Broly's bang bus sized beanie. Toffee Speerchuk, Uncle Tom Beiner and Negro chap. I don't know what any of that means. Reckless Rhino, the Sloker 2, Why So Derpy? A laser pointer, but instead of light, it shoots a highly focused beam of shit. Very cool. What are you saying? Very, very cool.

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That was it perfect. How is your audio so much lower down? So much. He does have a, he do, he has a fucking, uh, you have auto. You have an auto thing going on. It, it went down when you're clipping. How does this mean? I don't even know how you have that.

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Skinning yourself to be red Mega Man is outrageous. So, but like, so his, so it all of his, it's, he's all meat except for his face. His face is here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's Mega Man. And so, like, the rest of him is just like, me exposed nerves and meat. Uh, the hamster has left me. Pit my ride the next generation.

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Into the ground We went over that last episode Historians will never know What Charlie Kirk looked like If this keeps going I feel that way about That's true I feel that way about J.D. Vance also

Like I already kind of like I actually have a tough time Visualizing Jady Vance because of all the edits that I've seen Yeah What are they calling it when Like a fat baby? You're putting Charlie Kirk on everything

Where are there? because there's a word they called it like. Extremely disrespectful. Wait, Kirkifying. Kirkifying. Dude, it's,

it's crazy that that is actually, like, truly like everybody thought his legacy would be like a very specific political thing. This actually is the legacy. Yeah, as a joke. You're just,

you are memorized as a, as a guy who died. That's it. Like, that's it. That is ultimately it. And now like, it's almost like the sand.

It's almost like, He's almost like the Sam Hyde's school shooter kind of mean. Oh, right, right. But like with him. Yeah. Like it's like every school shooter is him. And now like every dead person is Charlie Kirk. It's crazy.

Dude, the amount of them I've seen is crazy. It's everywhere. It's fucking everywhere. They put him on the taution. They put him on freaking LeBron. The LeBron ones are fun. It's him making fun of LeBron. And the LeBron going on like,

a freaking 20 point runs celebrating. And he died. There's like freaking there's so many. Happiness. Yeah. Happiness is a myth made by Big Sad. went to the stupid dumb gay idiot convention and everyone there knew you.

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but then they spin him like the wheel of fortune. I love it. And last bit, young Colin loading himself into a mortar and firing himself at the president. Rosa sat in the front to get away from black people. That's crazy. That's a crazy.

Is that Nicky? Nicky? That was a Nicky. That was Jordan. I was clear. I know it was clearly, Jordan, yeah. Notting professor. So dumb.

Cutting Kingston open every time he has a bad opinion on what the middle class is. Who? Oh, yeah. Cutting Kingston open every time he has a bad opinion on what the middle class is. 500K a month,

your middle class. I never said that. I never said that. You said something as egregious. I said 500Ks I considered rich. What are you saying? I think like people that make like 500 care are like actually rich people.

Like that's what rich is. I don't think that's what you were saying. That's what I, it's the opposite of what you were saying. That's what I believe. That's what I would say I don't make anywhere near to that. That is what people that are rich. I think what I exist as is like what middle class was once upon a time.

It's not anymore, but it's what was like people that can make enough money to save money and pay their bills. Somebody timestamp what he said and then we'll compare it to what he just said. You know. Yeah. I feel like it's very different. I feel like you said something like, I can't remember what it was exactly.

I was referring to Lily's father. What Lily's father makes. And he's definitely upper middle class. I think he has money. Okay, I do you just kind of did it again. Cutting Swin when I need more cane sauce. Wait, what did I do? That guy has a lot of money.

He's middle class. I said that guy's upper middle class. He actually has money. Oh, upper middle class. What is upper middle class to you? Like, maybe easily, easily over like 2K, 200k. Like that's upper middle class.

Like you're making, you're making, you make, I like, I like what you said the first time. 2000. 2000. 2000 a year. Because that's like, because that's the kind of money that if something goes wrong, you don't have to like panic about the rest of your life falling apart because something goes wrong.

Yeah. That's like what I call up in the middle class genuinely. Beef caved. Saying what you call in the mirror three times to summon dark or swine to bad touch my ops. Rosa Parks at the back of the name list. Hey, it's a little gay meme. Fuck me in my ass. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. Listen to Randy Marsh by Digbar.

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We're about to do a Jeopardy episode for Extra Ammo that will be exclusive to the Patreon. Go over there, show your support. And I don't know, man. Fuck you all. see you next time. This is crazy. Oh my god. The poor the wealth disparity in the current country is so bad. I'm looking at like the current like speculations for what middle class is. Shut up son. No, no. Jesus fucking Christ. This is crazy. This is crazy. You have terrible timing.

$58,000 is not even close to middle class currently anymore. That is fucking so sad. No shit. So sad. Oh my God, bro. Yeah, but do, but keep. Are we done? Are we doing? We got we got we got. Let's cut. Get out of here. Have fun. Die. Die a horrible death, son. All over you.

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