The Snark Tank - #375: GOTY Nominees

Episode Date: November 22, 2025

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Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek. It's him, Sweeney. Look at all of us. We're remote again today We're recording this on a day

That I do sacred So it's a little bit late in the day Also it's raining It's fucking annoying It's raining and freezing I would have died If I traveled Yeah he would have been

He would have froze to death on the train And everybody would have laughed at him What if my hairline was this low That I wouldn't be friends with you actually Yeah I'd be Because I would think that there was something Really wrong with you Yeah

I didn't see some lady What's up Tell me tell me how excited Oh on On Instagram I showed Jojo because there's this lady that was, you know, you can tell if you, if you trim the, you know, the weeds and the fucking the hedges and stuff, like, she was a very beautiful, like, ethnic woman. But she had some gene where clearly, like, her fucking, she had hair on her forehead. And like, and then she had like a nice, you know, better mustache than me.

Because, you know, like, she had a mustache. She was rocking it. And I was like, bro, that those jeans are. unfortunate, but clearly she was proud because she was in one of those like model like, you know, she was like killing it. And I'm like, I don't know how to feel about this. You're beautiful. Well, hey, listen. Well, hey, listen. You're beautiful, but you have features that really bother me. You are beautiful. Well, hey, listen, if you're a bearded lady with a hair on your forehead, feel free to go over to patreon.com slash a snark tank. Early access, add free episodes,

all that jazz. Remember if you like, remember if you have fun here, go over, uh, Leave us nice reviews on podcast services. Leave a like on the fucking video. Comment, all that crap that people tell you to do. Do it. Do it. That's all. I'd knock down a bearded bitch.

I'd knock down a beaded woman. I'd knock one down. I don't think I would. You know, the first time I saw Facebook started a, what was it? Facebook has a dating section. And I think it started around like the pandemic or some shit. You're right. Yeah.

And so the first time I was like, what the fuck? So I went on it. And one of the first women I saw was a very large woman with a very impressive beard. And I was like, oh, I guess. I don't know if they're trying to tell me something. They're like, yeah, this is your style, bro. Like, clearly this is what you're heading, bro. Here you go.

You walk into a store and they give you an order immediately. Let me know what you're going to get here. A-45, 848. Go to the front. I still have seen one of those women in the wild, though. You know, that kind of, it's disappointing. Like, I want to see a girl just rocking like a, like a biological woman that has like just impressive genes. Yeah, they don't go outside.

That's why. Oh. Yeah, you don't see female dwarves very often, you know. You know what? You don't see female dwarves. You know what? That's fucking weird that you say that. I can't remember the last one I've, I've seen one.

I feel like I've only seen like a legit dwarves. A female little person in public. I see the men quite often. And actually I just saw one at the dollar tree yesterday. Did you attack him? I thought about it. It's not a lot of experience you get for it as far as I understand. The experience is purely like in the moment, you know.

Yeah. You start acting like a dog and you chase one down and it's terrified. It's like, oh my God, he can really eat me. I'm so scared. Yeah, I can get my stamina up by chasing them, you know, like trying to get my shit to the legendary. It's like, it's cardio, just chasing little people. It's like Goku chasing bubbles. Yeah, what is that?

What do you talk about? Bubbles, we chase the monkey? Maybe we chase the monkey on King's Island? I forgot what the crickets called. The fucking filler episodes, essentially. I've totally fucking forgot about that. It has like a person's name. I forgot about the cricket.

It's Paul. It's something like that. It's like a person's name. Is it actually Paul? I don't think so. No, it's not Paul, but it's a person's name. It's damn close. I'm going to look it up.

It better not be Jiminy. I'm going to quit the show of his Jiminy. It's fucking Gregory. Yeah. It's a person's name. I remember that. Gregory. That's so fucking infuriating that everybody in that show is like

Vegeta, Goku, Yamcha, Gotten, Gotank's, trunks. And then the bug is Gregory. Hi, I'm Gregory. Fuck that, man. That's so infuriating. He has the only person's name, really, you know? Yeah. Literally.

I don't think there's another person who has an, I would think there's like a John in I'm scanning my brain and yeah, I'm coming up with nothing. Gregory. God damn it. Well, on that note. Whatever, man. He's adorable. We're doing this episode today.

I think, I don't know if it's today or if in the last like day or two from the day that we're recording. They announced the game of the year nominees, the game of the year categories. So we've got some stuff to talk about in regards to that. Nothing really else happened. I mean, the standard stuff. of like, you know, the world falling apart and everything being stupider than it really should be.

America actively defending pedophiles, you know, other than that. Yeah, you know, whatever, yeah. Other than a nut. Do you see that they, like, they were talking about the, what is it, the, the Epstein files passed or whatever, but now there's an investigation that's preventing it from. Well, that's what is, yeah, that's what it's slated for, where he was like, oh, let's investigate it now.

And I'm like, you slick bitch. You slick as bitch. I was listening to some people who were talking about how that's what was probably going to happen, and it did. Yeah, because what are the other options? Like, you're being back into a corner. Oh, here's another way. It's just going to be the kick. The can's going to get kicked down the road so much.

And it's like, guys, can we, what are we doing here? Why are we still acting like he's going to incriminate himself in that way? Like, he's going to just be like, oh, yeah, let's do it. Like, come on. It's all crazy. But regardless, we got game of the year. nominees. And it's a stacked

fucking year, dude. It's been a stacked couple of years, I would argue, honestly. Like, we've kind of been running since, like, 2023, 2022. Mm-hmm.

Something happened at the end of the pandemic where everybody was like, all right, here's all the great shit. But we've got a lot of categories here. Do you guys know best the e-sports team? You guys know any of this?

I, no. Dude, I am so bewilder. Flopper or something? What is it? Flumper dunk? It's so hilarious how little I know about this entire subset of like video game called. Like I don't know. Jeez, fuck.

Jeez. Team. Team. Team. Game. Team mega penis. I would bust my ass to get on team gay if that was like, if they were like that. You think you got it?

You think you got skills like that to be on team gay? No. If I was 16. You're too old. You're too old now. I could have, I remember a time when I was, you know what's funny? I actually, you know, because like when you hit your 30s, pretty much the decline is forever. I feel it.

I don't even have the drive to play really difficult games right now. Silkson came out and I was like, I'm good right now. Like just right now, I'm like, nah, like I'm 30, I'm closer to 40. I love that shit. I love difficult video games, man. The last couple days I've been playing fucking vampire, the masquerade, blood, lines two. I don't want to play.

How do you like that game? That game is fucking hilarious. It looks kind of nice. It looks fun. Chris, how do you like that game? I want to know your opinion. So here's the real answer.

I'm skipping through every single fucking line of dialogue that they could possibly throw at me. It's crazy. But, but. So in other words, I'm playing it completely wrong. I'm probably going to have to restart it. But dude, playing the game, like beating people.

up as a vampire feels awesome. Like charge punching somebody into a door and then they explode and blood. It's fucking awesome. It feels awesome. There's like an ability where you could like boil, boil someone's blood from the inside and they explode. It's like, this is kind of sick. That, that, that, look. So I like it.

So I like it a lot, but I don't know what the fuck is going on. I don't know who's talking to be. I don't know what's going. I'm definitely going to have to restart it. You're messing up that game so bad. You're, I know, I know. That game is all its story.

That game is literally all a story. You're like, I would, I would wager I'm having more fun beating up homeless people and eating them as a vampire than I would listening to whatever story they're trying to tell.

You know what? I don't put that against you, Chris. And there's a handful of games where I just want to fuck with the gameplay. I mean, I feel like, I feel like, so that's why I really enjoy Fallout 4 because even though I do know, the plot, it's so inconsequential to me just

whooping people's asses and just nukeing fucking mutants and shit. If you know what I mean, like say, that is so much better than like people like, oh, the fucking dialogue options. I'm like, I know, I know, but also I don't care. Like I just, I don't care. My strategy, my strategy with games like this is that I know, like, I know if I try to play it in the way that I'm supposed to play it in

the beginning, I'm just not going to get into it. So my hope is that like, if I rush through the beginning, as far as like dialogue goes and I just get acquainted with the gameplay and like really enjoy it then I'll be like you know what I'm invested enough in this now because I like playing it

that I'm willing to start over and actually like hear what they're fucking fucking trying to tell me because I know myself well enough to know that like this would have I was if I was just listening to the story I was gonna uninstall it

because I was just like bro I want to rip people's heads off with my hands as a vampire let me ask you so but I'm liking it so far I'm only like two hours in but like in game play, I'm probably like five hours in

because I've skipped so much story. So, I don't know. That is so crazy. No, yeah, that's... It is crazy. It is a funny. That game is really funny. That world is hilarious.

Do you remember... Clearly queer. It's so like, oh, it's so gay. It's so insanely gay. Remember I said it last time and you guys are like, what are you talking about? And now you're playing and you're like, oh, no, I get it. You're right. You're right.

There's like a Harvey Firestein, Igor type character who's all disfigured and he's clearly like a Brooklyn gay. and it's the strangest it's it is the weirdest tonally it's fucking confusing I don't know I don't know what the fuck is going on

in this world but like the tone is all over the place there's a gay deformed Igor talking to me about it how I'm like my pants don't match I don't know

I don't know but I like it every vampire becomes gay eventually that's the that's the eventual decline that is the code that doesn't make sense it does of course

they're alive too long and they get brain down. Anyway, what were you going to say, Derek? We interrupted you a couple times. No, it doesn't matter. It was just a supporting argument for how you could enjoy that game. It doesn't matter. You could, absolutely.

I'll get more properly. I think I actually do like it enough at this point where I'm doing such crazy shit where I'm like, okay, I think I'll just restart from the beginning. And it won't be going over stuff that I already heard because I skipped all of it. I don't know. I don't know

But so Yeah So like all this E-sports shit Like I don't know any of this Like I'm looking at E-sports athlete of the year And it's like Brock

And Chovey And forsaken It's kind of crazy that they're called athletes I'm gonna be honest Uh Well they're playing E-sports They're playing a sports It's like calling a bowler

Like I'm like I guess you're an athlete And you barely make the cut I they're not physical athletes But they are I actually would argue Some of these are more impressive than bowlers, to be honest with you.

Bowling is off the fucking charts. Like, I just mean the sheer dexterity. You know what I mean? Like, there's no, there's no dexterous match in like bowling. I think you need dexterity. No. Not the same degree. We need dexterity.

You need coordination and stuff like that. And that's dexterity. I'm an unreasonably good bowler. I haven't bowled in so long, but like, I was really good at it. And being really good at it taught me that it was not impressive to be good at it. I'm just like this is not I'm dog shit at bowling How are you dog shit

I'm not good at bowling I'm not good at bowling How long has it been since you've been bowling Like maybe three, four years Last time I'm bowling All right Let's go bowling Let's go bowling

I'll go bowling with you guys You know what we should do We should go bowling We should go bowling And then get way too high To the point that we're nervous to bowl And see how good we can bowl While we're nervous

I'm definitely not going to do that Why not? That's not even bad That's not even that bad You never got Chris the bowling alley back home You never got way too drunk in that bowling alley When they have the lights on everything And you're just ruining other people's time

I have never I don't think I went bowling when I lived up there actually Really you never went bowling over no one by our house No That's crazy dude I was I've been so drunk in that place I've been so drunk in that place That I literally went up to the guy gave my shoes

I said please call for help You did not do that You gave your shoes To lose to the guy. That's insane. Please call for help. Please call for help. Someone help me.

That's fucking insane. Anyway, I don't. If I worked out of the person leave, I'd like get out of here. Dude, what the fuck? Best E-sports game Counterstrike 2 is still up here, man. Crazy. Of course this is. Because of the fact that you know why it's up there, right?

Because of the fact that so many people have so much money bound into that game if they literally cannot stop playing it. That is true. Dota 2 is up here too, so Valve is up here twice. Valerant. and League of Legends Not much has changed here Creator of the year

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And then the burnt peanut Which I don't know if you've I've seen clips of this guy I could see him winning it Well, is he the guy that I feel like I may have seen him before Like he was playing that car simulator game And he went flying

The like NG Do you know what that game is? I forget what the fuck it's called Not exactly But I could see that I mean that sounds believable to me Let me see I've only ever seen him play like Tarkov

And Arc Raiders But like I've Oh is he got with the glasses He's got the glasses The white guy that's ball He has glasses No look at the page Look at so he

Look at this Oh beam NG is what I'm talking about Drive Hold on. How do I open the chat? Why is it not letting me open the chat? If he's that white guy that has glasses, does make those jokes,

why he's playing those fighting games? No, look at it. He's literally a fucking peanut with a face on. What you mean? You say, what do you mean? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Who are you?

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On the other hand Recognizing it So this was something where People were noting this when Jeff Keeley said it Right When Jeff Keeley like had his little announcement It's like these are the most anticipated games Based on currently announced titles

And he never says that And people are taking that to mean like Oh is it Half Life 3 because of the Steam Machine? Like are they going to unveil half-life three? Are they going to do it? Oh. I can see it. But I doubt it.

I doubt it's going to happen. It would be smart. We all know what's going to happen. You all know what's going to happen. Do they need to? That's the whole problem. They don't. They don't need to.

Valve doesn't have to do anything else ever. But they don't make a new machine. They could not fucking update Steam ever again. Like they don't have to do anything anymore. True, but they also didn't need to make deadlock at all. And they didn't need to do Half-Life Alex at all. You know what I mean? Like, they just kind of do whatever.

they want. And I could see like if they have a machine that they're trying to sell or they're trying to like, you know, get eyes on. That would be a good way to do it. Very good way. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, most anticipated game I mean, that's double seven. Kind of obvious what it's obviously. Yeah. Oh, gee.

I wonder if it's going to be the Witcher, Resident Evil, Wolverine, James Bond, or Grand Theft Auto 6. Obviously, James Bond. I can't lie. I can't lie. I can't lie. I can't lie. I'm excited to see milf Siri. I'm very excited for that. No, no, I'm excited. I mean, I'm excited for all of those. Pretty much all of these, actually.

I haven't played a double of seven game in a long time. It's the hit. It's the hitman guys making it too. So I'm, I'm stoked about it. Are they going to make 007 autistic in this one too? I mean, I got bad news for you. I don't think he, I, he, I, he, probably. When you're that efficient, what else could you be? He's, he's so autistic that it loops around into like almost seeming like he's normal, you know,

but like he has a watch with a laser in it he's autistic he's so autistic he's charismatic he's so autistic he's he has charisma him's getting like continuous pusses the only thing that would make you doubt that he's autistic that he's just like oh usually when you think of an autistic male they're not just going out

fucking tons of bitches it's usually like very efficient in every other way and then women are kind of like second like ah whatever that's okay I'll get one eventually. He's autistic about pussy, though. Yeah, that's the thing. He walks in, he's like, all right, I got to get pussy.

He just shaking, not stirred on. He's just looking around. What is the most, what is? I've calculated, I can guess, I can look at a building and guess how much pussy is in that building. You want to the exact amount. You want it in grams? You want it in grams or you want it in pounds. Pounds of pussy are.

in that building and he knows and he knows exactly how to route his way through it. I'm telling you, man. He does his mission efficiently that always leads him to pussy at the end of the night. Like every single nook and cranny. He, like he, too, does not go into certain doors.

He's like, he's right there. He's like, yeah, but if I go upstairs and go through the window, by seven minutes of the fight, he'll knock me out of the window. I'll land in a bitch's arms. And then I'll fuck out later. Yeah.

Is that technically not? Is that technically bad? Is that like all right? What do you mean? Calculating? But like if your your calculation is damn near like, look, I got to look, it's almost manipulative. It's sure. I got to be, I don't know, man.

I think the therapy speak is getting too crazy. Uh, at times. You know what I mean? Like, I think it's getting a little ridiculous. Like, if you go out, if you go out, uh, drinking or you go out to a bar with the intent of like you're dressing better than you normally dress, you know, you're putting on like a new cologne. That's technically like,

manipulative because you're not, you don't do that. You don't let me do that. That's not, that's not manipulative, but I understand what you mean. It is though, literally. It is literally manipulative, though. That's not manipulative, no. No, but it literally is, is one of the thing. Because manipulation refers more to the fact that you are doing something to someone else.

You are actively affecting someone else. And that is more you are affecting yourself to perceive other people. I know what you mean because someone stupid would argue that you, like someone really dumb would argue like, oh, you manipulated me by having a job when we first met. And it's like, dude, there are people who say that. There are people who say shit like that. Look, I would say manipulation has everything to do with intent. And if you're not normally the person that dresses sharp and wears cologne and stuff and you're doing that specifically to try to make, have a certain appearance, you may not want to use that word, but you know, it's other people.

It's like say, it may be offensive to you, but it's not. It's just, we're just talking. We're just talking, we're just being objective about it because there are people that, again, I'll go to the gym. Motherfuckers are wearing, they always wear cologne. It's annoying. So those people, I believe them. This is how they present themselves all the fucking time. And then there's

the blue moon me putting on a stupid fucking suit and something to go to like some classy thing. And I'm like, this is gay. I'm basically pretending to be fancy when I'm not this person. I think there's more, I think there's decoral Like I understand what you're saying

Where it's ideas it's altering It is altering of yourself But I wouldn't consider that manipulation I think to say that manipulative on that Is when like when people agree That's manipulative The roof breaks in and we're fucked But that's kind of what I'm saying is

Whatever the point is Manipulation doesn't necessarily have to be negative That's what's like how you manipulate space and time Or something for example You are taking control of something And changing it And this situation is you are trying to to convince somebody at the bar that you are somebody that you're not, which is kind of

more. But that's better. That's presentation more than manipulation, I think. Presentation, but it is. And you would want to call false advertisement if that's better. That's better. That's better. Yeah, that's not manipulation.

What is false advertising? What is false advertising is not manipulation? False advertising can be manipulative, but it's not. It's not exactly. Because it can be beneficial. What? But that's still manipulative. You missed, you didn't hear what you just.

No, it doesn't matter if it's beneficial. It's still whatever. We're going to get off. Well, no, manipulate could be, I wouldn't call that. I guess, like, I wouldn't use that word, but also that makes sense. I think you're too hung up on it being specifically only a negative thing. Yeah, it can be positive thing. Like, I manipulated you into doing this show by, like, breaking all of your technology and making you depend on the show.

That's what I did. Remember when I spilled all, all that acid on your, your PlayStation, your phone, your computer? Remember when I did that when I made you do the show? You didn't do that I remember that See how effective I was He doesn't even remember He doesn't even remember

That's amazing You're good dude Thank you Thank you Anyway Let's move on He's gonna be thinking I did this

No I'm not I have it No no no That was a new I wrote Don't remember That's a long time ago Don't worry about it

Best Adaptation So this is a funny one So until on, there was a movie. Oh, right. I don't know if you guys knew that. It was terrible. Uh, the last of us two. Splinter self death watch because fuck me.

Uh, double may cry and a Minecraft movie. Well, you know what's winning that, so. Probably Minecraft, honestly. I think so. Not probably. Not probably. Yeah, I would put money on Minecraft. What's crazy? Everyone I know that saw that movie that likes Minecraft hated that movie,

but they were like, I'd go see it again and it's like, you're done. Although, I don't know. You're gone. Do you think it's not going to be the last of us? Because I think it might be the last of us. It's between the two, Minecraft and the Last of Us. But I will say,

I didn't really hear me. Now, maybe this is just me and my own bubble. But I didn't really hear anything about the last of us season two versus the first one. I only heard negative shit. I watched like four episodes of it.

And I was like, this is, I watched four episodes. Something happened that really bothered me and I didn't want to watch anymore. Was it? Was it the gay episode? No, that was season one. That was season one.

Yeah, they did the gay episode. They did it again. If they did it again, I'd be like, why they, what's happened? Is the same episode too? Like, there's no different. It's like, if they did it again, Kingston would have become Charlie Kirk. It would have been like, why are they shoving this in my face? That's it.

That's it. I would just. Erica, get out of the way. This is my company. I would just ask why are they doing it again, the exact same way. I'm just asking questions. You can't ask, you bigot. I was to be like, hey, guys, didn't everybody else see this episode before?

And then no one would agree with me, then I think I'm going crazy. And then they're going to be like, so what? You can't, like, how many times have we seen men and women make out and have love scenes? What, you can't handle two? You can't handle two. You bigot? That's fine. That's fine.

But it's the same one again. Okay, Hitler. Okay, Kanye. No, okay. It's fine. Wait, wait. I'm just saying it's the same one. Okay, Candace Owens.

Okay. Yeah. But it's the same one I'm struggling to think of another one Yeah Fucking Coonis Owens Fucking Coonis Owens How about if I not heard that before

And it's so obvious I call it I say I say Coonis Owens and Coonsanette Those are the two ones I say right now Does Coonsonet? Does he deserve that? Uh Yes

Only vaguely I haven't really heard any of his like any He hasn't talked politically But he's like clearly homophobic Oh I've Which I guess technically I guess technically doesn't necessarily qualify.

He also, he also, he's also, uh, does chucks and jives literally. He literally is chucking a driver. Like what does he do? I haven't, I haven't seen him do anything. Um, the, I, I, I personally, I haven't like, he played, he plays up the nigger roll way too hard for someone that is this not clearly not a tough guy. Oh, so he's not like he's, that's not his actual character. It's like, he might, he might be like he's clefts from the Bronx.

So he's a fucking triny guy from the Bronx. He probably is a nigger in almost every extensive phrase. But it's like, you don't, come on, bro. like that's ridiculous yeah I guess I don't know you know what because he's just never no one I know has ever made a video about

Kaisenet so that's why I don't know much about him because they want to be out on stream that's why everybody's like I mean I I don't the only thing I know about him is that he made he caused a fucking riot New York City giving out PlayStation the PS4 yeah

that was crazy and I remember from that moment being like oh this guy sucks because like you don't need to be like I mean I think even Kingston was making excuses for him. I was like, he's young.

He's only like 23 or whatever. I'm like, brother, you don't. I think he's just stupid. That's what it was. I think he was just a dumb kid. Clearly.

Like, clearly that's going to end badly. Like, there's no. If you tell people in New York, hey, we're going to give out old fish on and freak by the freaking by the freaking Bronx Lebanon hospital.

There's going to be a riot. You have to understand. People will show up for so much less. People will show from out of New York. That's the problem. That's the minute. There's been to be. There's so much traffic.

there in general. Like it's just not a smart move. Do you remember that guy who did the Come to Union Square Park? I'm going to eat an entire thing of cheese balls. Oh yeah. You remember that? A bunch of people showed up.

He had like 200 people watching this guy like eat and like cheer him. Like of course people are going to show up for PlayStation's. Absolutely. The fuck. Even I may, I would have thought about it for sure.

If I was in the area. I would have thought about it too. If I was that would have went. Just to see terrible things happen, I would have went. 100%. 100%. I would have been on top of a building watching like fucking Batman. There you go.

I would have been on the Best Buy, the second floor of the Best Buy, and I would have just been looking out the window. It's like, sir, do you need anything? It's like, no, no, no, no, no. I have a fucking chair in a couple of watching. I'm just watching. I'm just watching where the Whole Foods is. I'm just watching the animals flop together.

Anyway, yeah, it's Minecraft or Last of Us probably. I would bet last of us just because it seems like the thing that they would choose. The voters The voters The established voters We care about games that are Mostly movies We care about real

We care about real Media Anyway so then it's Best multiplayer of the Battlefield Eldon Ring Peak which is good Peak should get a nod Split fiction

Which is that That co-op game By those co-op fellas And then Arc Raiders Which I think will take it Art Rators is It's definitely gonna steal it I think.

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That's what I'm saying like I feel like that game probably deserves game of the year probably Like uh... Or not deserves it but like should be like nominated acknowledged Because like I heard people talk about that game like Yeah it's better than it takes two And it takes two is like my obvious game of the year that the year that came out I remember being like this is fucking amazing

So if it's better than that like I mean just like that's That alone is insane. That's high praise. It's high praise. It's good shit. Yeah. But our graders is a fucking phenomenon. So I think it's gonna.

I don't, funny thing is I don't know anything about it. I keep seeing it around, but I just haven't looked into it. Like, what do you think about it in your opinion? Like, is it like, ooh. It's,

it's very good. But it's very good in a way that like I don't think. It's very weird. So, like, a lot of, a lot of what's cool about it is the being on mic, because it's, it's an extraction game with proximity voice. So you're, like, incentive, like, no one's in, like, a Discord chat. Well, somebody might, they might also be in Discord, but, like, they're in game and they're speaking, right? And so a lot of it is, like, you just, you go onto a map. You search the map for, like, valuable shit, shit that you need.

And then your inventory gets full. And then you go to an extraction point and you hope that you can get out. And there's, like, AI robots and shit running around trying to kill you. that you have to try to avoid or try to fight, team up with or take down. And the thing about it is that, like, you can run into people and you can form alliances. They can stab you in the back.

You can stab them in the back. You can authentically work together. It's good shit. And the interactions that I've had in that game are hysterical. Is there a benefit? Is there any reason why you wouldn't kill your other people on the mat? Is there a reason why? Yes.

Because if you kill it. you kill another enemy, if you kill a human, when they die, a flare goes up, signifying that they're in danger. Someone's killed a human. And so someone's killed somebody over here. So that means it draws attention to that area, not just from other players, but from certain AI. And the AI will fuck you. The AI, like, they're not, this is the first game in a long time where I was like, I think I kind of understand video games enough to know what that enemy is capable of doing. and then like, so they have like these drones, right? And they're literally just fucking drones.

Like straight up, like they look like drones you could buy it like Best Buy and they have turrets on them. But like they'll fly around and they'll hover and they'll spot you and then you'll be like, oh fuck, well, I'm just going to go in the building. And then it'll, motherfucker will go in and fucking chase you like down the halls. And I'm like, I can't believe that it understands how to do all this shit as well as it does. Like you can't, it's hard to escape them. And so like it actually behooves you to just work together with people. And if you can barter, if you're like, hey, what do you need? And they could say like, I need this microprocessor for a quest or whatever or like this material.

And you could be like, oh, I have that. I'll leave it here. You can take that. I need a free inventory space anyway. Do you have a battery? And they're like, yeah. And so you can barter kind of in real time. Oh, God, I'm killing people.

It's just fun. It's on site for me. It's just I'm playing the game like that. It's like I got to ruin people's day. I can't play a game like that. I'll play it. I'll do it until I get fucked over. Until I get fucked over eventually I'm like,

I don't want to play this anymore. But I'd have fun while I'm doing it. It's like the most fun thing about it is genuinely just the fact that it's like, oh, it's like back to the lobby again. Like you're talking to people and it's toxic, but it's also like weirdly like incredibly friendly. Like I've met people already.

Like I got like a crew of people that I've never met in person that like we play like pretty regularly. And it's just like, this is cool. I haven't had this experience since I was like fucking 17, probably earlier than that, actually. So it's good stuff. It's definitely not for everybody, but it's unquestionably kind of, like, I mean, it's, it's the game that's taken over the most. Like, it's the only thing I see on, like, my fucking for you page now. Like, Battlefield is great, but it came and went.

Eldon Ring Nightway. Eldon Ring Night Rain kind of came and went, too. Like, that was like a fucking fart in the wind. Yeah, it was quick. So I think it's probably going to win. If anything else, though, like maybe... Maybe split function gets it, because I could see that also, but...

I haven't played it. Best sports are racing, I could give a fuck. Woo! But it's EA Sports Football Club F1. So Formula One. Mario Kart World. Rematch and Sonic Racing Cross Worlds. I hope Mario wins.

I hope Sonic wins. I hope I hate Sonic. I hope it loses. I hope everybody gets mad. I love seeing Nintendo fans upset, so I hope Sonic wins. Oh, that is a good point, actually. It would be nice to see Mark. Actually, yeah, actually.

You don't understand. That's perfect game. He blows up. It's perfect. I had people try to sell me on Kirby Airwriters, and I was like, what are you talking about? It's a good game. It's just that it's, you won't like it. No, I know I won't like it.

I'm looking at it. It's a fun game. I saw somebody play a match and he's like, hey, I'll show you a match. that you can decide. The match was 30 seconds. No, I was not. I know it was not.

I am not fucking exaggerating when I tell you. Not 30 seconds, Chris. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You might have saw 30 seconds of the match. That's possible. No, dude, the match starts and it ends in less than a minute. This is what I saw.

Chris, you start the game. Chris, you start the game. You have to go get things. You have to go get a bunch of freaking items to power up. your thing and then you do the game. That might be one mode. That's the game. I played the game so much growing up.

There's other modes in this. Yeah, but you don't just go straight to racing. That game doesn't have enough for that. I promise you, I saw the get set fucking go screen and I saw the end in 30 seconds of uncut gameplay. That was the final part of the racing or the final mini game part itself. It's like saying like Mario Party is just when everybody fights. each other in the rounds, forgetting about the moving around the freaking board.

But so the race is, so the final race part is 30 seconds? It can be quick, yeah, it can be pretty quick. That sucks. Because of the fact that the other part of the game is you building up your cart to do the various, like, races or battles or stuff. I'm not, I'm not going to listen to anything else you have to say. That's crazy. Sim and strategy, I don't know any of this. I've never even seen.

Isn't it going to be, what's it called? Kingdom Come? Or Sim 7, Sim 7, 7, yeah. Look at that. 5-7, which niggas ain't happy about that game, but when are they? That's true. People that play that game care too much about that game to like anything they do. Like, they're just too involved.

They're just too involved with that game. I heard really good things about this game, the altars. But like, I don't know. Yeah, I saw it on Game Pass and I was like, yeah, I might give it a shot. And then I heard people talk about it. It's like, oh, it's good. But it's like, again, lately. in the past several years, even if a game's good, it's like, who cares?

Oh, Final Fantasy Tactics might get it. It's a remake. I mean, it's eligible. It's up there. But that game is, that game is very, very, very, very well received. Like, I'd argue those are some of the best Final Fantasy games period is the tactic ones. They're really good games. Yeah, I don't know anything. I mean, you could be right. I would guess, yeah, I'll just, I'll guess that. I really don't know. Yeah.

Best families. That's family. Better be fucking. Oh, mixing that. Mick Handle with a lot of the audio stuff for that one. Family. He directed that game. Donkey Kong Bonanza.

Dick Kong. There's two Lego games. The fuck. Don Kong's probably going to win that though, unfortunately. Well, not unfortunately. It's a great game, but it's probably going to win that. Actually, I don't know. I could see like Mario Carb because like, is Donkey Kong Bonanza really for the family?

Not so much. You know what I mean? I don't know. I don't think it should be there probably, honestly. But like. Yeah. It's just like a fucking a game that, oh, everyone can play.

A kid could play this. It's like, yeah, but not with me. Yeah, like, fuck you, we talk about it. I would, yeah, I would guess Mario Kart. But, uh, fighting. Okay, 2XCO. Oof. Capcom Fighting Collection 2.

That shouldn't be up there. That's fucking insane. That's funny. That's fucking, Ew, Mortal Kombat Legacy Collection. That's what the fuck is happening? Virtual Fighter 5 Revo World Stage and Fatal Fury

That's right, dude. It was a bad year for fighting games. That's true. Because like, think about it. Everything came out last year. Yeah. Why in God's name are so many remakes up here? Bro.

Because there's no fucking game. Nothing came out this year. It's probably going to be 2XCO because of all the fucking league players, pieces of shit. But Fado Fury, the character. That's the only, the only thing. Did you see fucking, who is it? Ronaldo?

Ronaldo is in the game? Yeah. So is Chun Lee. Well, I'm mistaken. Oh, that makes sense. You know. So is Chun and fucking, and they made her ass obscenely big in this game. And I'm like, look, man.

I think Ken might be it, too. You Saudi niggas, man. I think they might have put Ken in it, too, if I remember quickly. These Saudi niggas. You are right. It is, it is, it is S&K. They are the Saudi, the Saudi fellas. Which is hilarious.

It's between it 2XKO and Fatal Fury because those are the only games. Like, everything else is, like, yeah, it's trash. 2x chaos is probably going to win it if if took if tokon came out it would just wipe this but well if it's good yeah sure no to account probably i think to con's a better game i guess even if it's not good like i mean have you i mean have you played it two xo yeah i wasn't i was in i was in alpha token no i was not no i'm signed up for the what you got to come out the whenever it happens the beta drops i'm signed up i did the uh the the thing for a playstation What is it called? Like the thing to be a part of the early drops,

wherever they're called. So I did that to make sure I'm good, because I really want to play that game. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan. Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Yeah. I mean, I've, I, I, I, I don't know. You don't got the fire no more. It's fine. You don't got the fire no more. It's actually, I just, I really, I'm being, man, I really want a marvelous Calum with X-Men, dude.

Like, I just, I feel like my dick is getting punched. You got it already. You got it already, bro. Brother, it's, it's just, like, I feel like my dick's getting punched, bro. Like, it just, we, infinite was fucking like, uh, you know, underwhelming and then it's like hey here's all the here's all the X-Men and I'm like oh cool

it's like playing Marvel Superheroes like one of the first ones that came out a million years ago in the mid-90s cool and I'm just like Hey no no no no no Eric that game came out almost three decades ago you can't get that again sorry but it's like you're getting just a souped up version of Marvel superheroes you know what I mean

like it's like all right that game when I found out that it wasn't just straight up like Marvel S game. I was like, why would they do that? They know how they advertise this game to us. They know how they advertise this game to us. We were all like, oh, sick, we're going to get Marvel superheroes again. Liars.

I don't know. Fucking liars, man. Yeah, it is what it is. It's a bad year for fighting games. It is. Bro, the collection, the more comic. I can't believe a collection is. I can't believe a collect.

That is, that is like, Like if Master Chief Collection was eligible the year that it came out That is crazy Best shooter If it would have came out later It would have been Maybe And I guess if it didn't come out

Broken as fuck That also didn't help I guess The fact that it was Unfixably broken for six years It didn't necessarily help it Is that the most broken thing you can What was that I've ever experienced? Yeah

Yeah, it's not even fucking close. It should have did not work. We'd had to play land because of how bad it was. Do you remember that? I remember. I remember coming home. Well, here's it's not even just that it was broken, but it was as broken as it was for years.

For years. It's not like. Yeah, whatever. And it's not even like it got like big crazy fixes. It's not like fall at 76 where it's like, okay, it launched kind of bare bones. But you could see like, okay, the map's cool or whatever

and that's a game that you expected to evolve over time these were games that were already fucking done like they were already perfect yeah so like for it to just completely break it was I'll never forget like you've come in first place it was one T.H one T. I'm just like bro

they didn't give a shit that is crazy first place is crazy oh man I'm starting to list sorry Cravy, it's crazy I think I might actually have a lisp naturally And I suppress it And then whenever I let myself lisp

I fucking do it too often Yeah man You should list it up Nah But yeah that's easily What's the most broken What's the most broken experience that you've had in a video game Like the most like this is unfix

This is completely fucked It was AC5 What was it called Unity? Unity Oh shit That is the go. That came with my Xbox 1S.

That was one year later, I think, if I'm not mistaken. Or like two years later maybe. No, one year. That was 2015, right? It was, yeah. Yeah, so that was a year after the collection. That was a bad time to be a gamer, man. Like, everything was busted to fuck.

It was crazy. It was crazy. There's a Final Fantasy game that's on PC. It was like one of the city of games that genuinely you can't get past the menu. It's like so. broken, it's insane. Like I open it and I'm like, all right, I can't get in. When was this? I don't remember.

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's right now on my computer. Oh, if I streamed my thing and I showed you guys, I can't get into the game. Is it a, it doesn't give me controls. It's like, what, how do I get in here? That might just be your settings being crazy. That's interesting. Fair. I wonder. Probably Halo. Halo is really, really bad. What's another broken video game? It was like,

oh, this game just doesn't run well. Dude, dude, I remember, like, when it started working, I would get into matches. it would be me and one other person versus seven people. Like the teams, like the teams were broken. It really, people don't understand how,

I wish there were more videos documenting at the time, just how fucked it was. I made a couple of them, so I'd be curious to go back. Yeah. But like, but like, dude,

first place, I remember, uh, I remember the campaigns would kick you out because it would lose connection, you would lose connection to yourself. it was fucked it was fucked

but uh next category that should be they should have like a Razzies kind of thing I the worst games I yeah that would be so fun

that'd be so fun most shit fucking creations of the year most most shit most shit game of the year yeah fucking

what would be the funniest game to put there uh I don't know it's probably there's probably so many that you could I know that the walking dead

destinies has to win some It's enshrined. It's some award. It's like the award is a case of it. Dude, it's the award is fucking, no, the award is fucking, is Shane shooting Rick in the face. And Rick and Dirk's not reacting. I'm a better man, you race.

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Peek. Shane is shooting the fuck out of Rick and he's barely taking any damage. And Rick has a crowbar, I think, that's doing more damage. It is so awesome. I really, I earnestly highly... You will not be disappointed. The crow bar is an instant kill. It's an instant kill

He's got the half-life Chrome wire It's like very effective Yeah yeah yeah He's what that shit wants And fucking It's either Rick's durability Is off the charts

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. A shotgun full of blanks. Even that, even that would hurt you eventually, I think. No, it would. But.

It makes sense. Yeah. It tracks. Anyway, next category. So I got to be honest with you, I saw this. I didn't know. So, a little story. I saw this next category, best RPG.

And when I saw the nominations, I was under the impression that this was the game of the year list. Oh, God. And I almost lost my fucking mind. I almost like, I almost had like a whole Twitter rant because I was like, No, are you serious? This is crazy. So, best RPG avowed.

Which, when did that come out? That was like, that was like March or February or something. Really? It feels, this feels. Might be later, actually. You're probably right. It just feels ancient to me. I don't know.

Whatever. Yeah. February 13th. Okay. Or 18th. Jesus Christ. So very early in the year. I had fun playing that game.

It was okay. It was. But I saw it and I was like I thought Game of the Year avowed. I was like, oh. You're like no way. No. Like in no world.

Like it was fine. It was entirely fine. It was a little overwhelming. So avowed, Claire obscure, Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, both valid. Monster Hunter Wilds. Okay. I don't think it's going to win it.

And then Outer Worlds 2, which I have not played yet, but I heard is pretty good. which just made me realize that Obsidian released two games this year. That's fucking crazy. Oh, yeah. This year is a fucking active gang raping, man. This year is fucking crazy. What are you saying?

Okay, so that was one of the seasons. Let's go to Best Game Direction, Chris. Why don't we? All right? Within Best Game Direction is Claire obscure. Yeah. Dev Stranding, Ghost of Yotai. Hades 2 and split fiction.

Yes. So best game direction. That's what this is. I, yeah, I actually, this is a hot take for me, right? I think that game direction should probably go to Hades 2. I do think Claire is a masterpiece, but I think it should go to Hades 2. But let's go to the next category. I would wager actually, like, based on, so I've played most of these.

I haven't played Hades 2 or split fiction yet, but I would be inclined to agree. I would probably guess that split fiction and Hades 2 are probably more deserving than a better game direction than like Claire Obscure is really good but like I don't know if I feel that the game has directed that exceptionally well like the narrative's good but like that set do the side stuff with like the platforming so you could unlock the fucking

swimsuits or whatever I'm like bro fuck this I felt like a complete afterthought I did all of it I did all of it you're insane I did like almost none of it that game I finished that game at like 102% Okay, maybe But, uh Hold on, best RPG You didn't, y'all didn't pick one

You should get it Oh no, there's no way I think there's a case to be made for Kingdom Come That's what I think too Because Kingdom Come Was As an actual role-playing game Oh yeah

Yeah, like Kingdom Come Was so in depth That it turned me off Like I was just like There's so, this is so I know exactly what you mean This is so much of a role-playing game That I don't know if I have the patience or time for this

I got to hammer my fucking sword. With all respect, fuck right off with that. It's a true role-playing game. It is, yeah. So I think it probably deserves it more than Clay. Because Claire Obscure is a role-playing game, but I think Clairefxier is a better game technically, but I don't know if it's a better RPG, honestly.

I would say no. I would say no. Maybe in the building, like your build and your team crafting, maybe. But I think- Not even. Fricing, Kino-Con Deliverance is everything, man. I'm pretty sure lineage is matter in that game, you know? Yeah, yeah.

I'm pretty sure who your parents are mattered. I do want to get, I do want to get around to it, but like I just know. That's too game of, that's too game you have a game because if I start playing that, I won't be able to play anything else. Do you play the first one? It's like a hundred hour game minimum, you know? Do you play the first one? Very little bit.

Very, very little bit. My friend had it. My friend had it on his PC. He was like, you want to try it? And I was like, I guess I'll try it. And I was like, oh, I'm, I'm, like, the first one came on like 2013, right? Uh, no. I think a little bit later.

I would say 17. 17? Yeah. I guess I didn't play that game then. No, didn't play it. CCD1 released game. Cumb deliverance.

2018, so February, 2018. I did not play that game then. Never, never. You know what? Convinced me to play it because somebody was fucking around just so you can see what a third person would look like. And so I, because you know,

it's not designed for it. So the arms are flailing. You know? But like everything else is stationary. It was so funny. It's hysterical. I remember seeing that with Doom when Doom 2016 came out and it's like Doom guy is literally a foot tall and his feet are like below his fucking neck. It's the dumbest fucking thing you've ever seen.

It's hilarious. But yeah, I think Kingdom Come deserves it because it's, I don't think it's going to win as much. I don't think it's going to win as many awards as it should. Yeah, I agree. Because it was early in the year. People forgot about it. It is like, I remember a lot of people who like are. big into Bethesda games being like this is what we wish

Bethesda would like would evolve into like this is like a natural like next it felt like a next generation Bethesda game to a lot of people which is like yeah I see it I totally I totally get it I'm enamored with it I just it's such a commitment that game man right um

but yeah best action adventure Death Stranding Gosiote Holo Night Silk Song Indiana Jones Split Fiction is probably going to go to Action Adventure actually I don't know I think it should be Silk Song Silky I don't think it's gonna win it I think it's going to win that

I think what you call it's going to get it fucking Kojima Kojima production is going to get that one Even though I think that game Even though I think that game is fucking great I actually stand by how much I really enjoy playing Destraining 2 That game is mad fucking fun

That's genuinely surprising to me actually It's so over the top It is like so why Because they were like Okay you guys didn't like the gameplay The last one Let's put ridiculous gameplay in this one It's the same gameplay

It's not. It's not. The traversal is definitely different, for sure. That's the biggest difference between that one, the first one and the second one. But I think the gameplay is way more over the top of this one than it wasn't the last one. I don't, I... Or combat, at least. I just don't think you played the first one that deeply, because it is a lot of it is...

It's just... The game is better at shoving that stuff into the forefront than it was in the first game. Because the first game had a lot of that stuff. Like a lot of it. There's some stuff that's definitely new, but like... I think sox song is a masterpiece, but I think that the problem is that a lot of people probably didn't finish that game. I think a lot of people are probably like, I can't do this.

I think there's a lot of people that are still working on it, actually. Yeah, it's like I'm hurting. This hurts. It's between Silk Song and Ghost of Yote, I think. Ghost is good, but it's a female main character. True. That is gross. Can I hate it. It's a, well, what about Silk Song?

What do you got to say to that? Oh, shit. Cornyn is a girl. But I don't... What do I do? He's following up. What do I do? The quartering.

What do I do? What do I do? He's just pissing in the middle of my bedroom. I don't know fucking brain blealarson. Blame Brie Larson is insane. Best action game, Battlefield 6, Doom the Dark Ages, Hades 2, Ninja Guide and Four, and Shinobi. I don't know. I actually don't know.

What about this one? Hades. Hades or Battlefield maybe I didn't play Ninja Guide or Shinobi Doom doesn't deserve it this year I don't think it's good but Again that's what's crazy Everything is good here

Like best VR I don't give a fuck I bet Hades will get this one Yeah Mobile game Hades a fuck Oh debut indie game is interesting So this so I saw this And I was like

Hmm I don't know So best debut indie game And best indie game So here's best debut. Blueprints, Dispalte Dispatch, Claire Obscure, brother. I don't know if, I don't know if Claire Obscure should be here.

You know what I mean? Like, give it a rest. You know, but it is true, so. Technically, it's true, but it's not true. Sanfla Interactive ain't fucking, they ain't big time, so what do you? No, but they do have a publisher, and that's kind of something. That's good point. Because like dispatch doesn't have a publisher.

If they weren't there, dispatch would absolutely win though. Yeah, I think so. That game is in people's blessed. I played episode one and I do like it. I like it a lot. It is a good game. It is kind of whiplashy how many famous voice actors are in that game though. It's yeah.

It is kind of like, God damn. All of them? He's got all of them in this game. Jesus Christ. Oprah Winfrey's in it. My grandma's in it. And I don't, she's lost her mind pretty much. Kingsen's, Grandma's in it.

What's the guy? Grandma? The married with children guy. Oh, Fredtresher. Ed O'Neill? Ed O'Neill's in there. He plays the main menu. Hey, what's going on?

Hey, it's me, the main menu. Hey, it's me. But yeah, so, like, I don't know. It's, I think it's a little overkill to put that in India. Like, I just don't, I think it has enough AAA bona fides that, like, it doesn't need. Well, clear. I totally understand. You know, it feels a little fucked.

Yeah, like, hey, man, you're eating up, you're eating up stuff that other people could, you don't get, you don't need everything. What else is in there? It's that. Then what else? I'm not, I can't see. What the hell? So, best indie is like ball pit is up there. Hollow Night is up there.

Hades 2. Should how long I get it? Um, yeah, because they're self-publish. It's Team Cherry. That's kind of the spirit of what, like, indie means. Like, you don't have a publisher. Like, you kind of self, you do it yourself. Which is.

Not necessarily the best. This is this one is crazy. This is a crazy one. This is nuts. I would bet on Ball Peter Silk Song, personally. Because Absalon's a great fucking game. Have you played Absalom? I don't even know what the fuck is.

It's a side score. It's a side school to beat them up. Very fun. Here's what I'm curious to hear from you guys. Best Community Support. Baldersgate 3. Final Fantasy. Still?

14? Remember what to go? Patch 14 came out this year? And it was like it was just straight up DLC Like it was what DLC would be And it's like God damn guys They'll probably win right I would imagine

That's crazy Let's keep seeing So best support I guess it's only because Because it's only against Fortnite Hell Divers 2 No Man Sky and Or Nomad Skii

They just undid it. I love BG3, but I don't think it should be winning awards anymore. It is kind of, like, I, it is two years old. I love that game, but also, like, you got to let it go because it's, it's, it came in there. It took everything and shoved the kid over. And then it's coming back. It's going to get something else, you know? What the hell had they done with Final Fantasy 16?

I haven't heard that game. That game, I would argue that game has the best community support in any video game of all time, actually. I would go as far as to say. Okay, well, I haven't heard shit about like what, like, I've, because they keep adding more content and they keep like, every time the playboy is like, hey, can you fix it? They're like, sure. And they go and they fix it. Oh, so Derek, listen to this. So innovation and accessibility.

I'm skipping over some of them because, like, we don't need to go through. Right, right. I don't want to get to questions. But innovation and accessibility. Assassin's Creed Shadows. Adam Fall, doomed to dark ages, EA sports, south of midnight. It's very funny because I don't remember any accessibility settings in Assassin's Creates. Maybe there are some that I just didn't care about.

Well, we don't need them because we're not fucking, we're not. The thing that's interesting is that I will say about Ubisoft games, they've actually notoriously, if you're into any of those games like the the ghost recons or any of that bullshit. Yeah. The amount of like options that it is so heavily customized, like say if you're dog shit at stealth, for example. You can make them so retarded that, you know,

they can't even see 10 feet in front of you. But if you're into combat, you can put, like, the actual attention to detail in that is actually kind of cool for people that are like, you know, they may be challenged in certain ways. So I understand,

but it also just feels like, hey, let's just throw these people a bone because they had a rough going. Yeah, it does kind of feel like, we feel bad. Yeah. Sorry.

here you go Adam Fall I totally forgot that the game came out Oh shit right That wasn't a bad one I don't know Like the second one like on its way or something Or like tripping I don't know No you might be thinking of you might be

You're thinking of atomic heart Yeah I knew it Yeah yeah yeah yeah But uh What the fuck is that I don't remember that So this is the next So it's like a it's a smaller

I don't even know how to describe It's like a stalker-ish kind of game You ever play stalker or no way I know stalker yeah yeah It's sort of like that, but a little bit more Bethesda. It's very odd. Okay. So the next one, this one's funny, and then we'll get to, like, game of the year.

But, so best performance. Did you see this? No. So it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, uh, I'll go in reverse order because I think it's funnier to go in a reverse order. That's crazy. So it's, for the audience, it's Troy Baker for Indiana Jones of the Great Circle, which I think is deserved, actually.

He did a, like, a weirdly good job. Very good job. Kanatsu Kato for Silent Hill F. I have not played it, so I can't speak to it. Erica Ishi for Ghost of Yote. And then it's Jennifer English from Clare Obscure, who I think played Mael. She just wins.

She just wins. So hold on. So it's Jennifer English from Clarebscure. Then it's Charlie Cox from Clare Obscure. And then it's Ben Starr from Clarepshire. which in fairness is probably correct. Like I've played a lot of games this year. I don't know if there's any performances that stick out more than those three.

They all had amazing performances. Ben Starr is good, but honestly. The problem is at there half of the fucking. Look, Ben Starr's great, but he's Ben Starr. It's Ben Starr. It's more Ben Starr. It's good. Right. Charlie Cox doesn't even fucking remember that he did this.

Which I think is hilarious. I almost wanted to win for that reason. He didn't know it was a game. He didn't know it was a game. He's like, no, but he did it in like three hours. Did you see that?

Where you just talking about? Yeah. I did, like one afternoon in between like I was, I just came back from Zanku and I just did this game and then I left. Like the way he talks about it is hilarious. He's like, I hope it's,

yeah, I don't know. I did it like four years ago. I don't. Hope people like it. I don't remember it. People coming up to him and saying all this like inspirational shit and all this. He's like,

uh, thank you. I love it. She put the red bandstand over his head. It's like beating her shit out of the... It's Jennifer English. It's between Jennifer English and Charlie Cox, I think. I think Charlie Cox actually...

It's her. It's her. It's fucking... It's shadow heart, dude. Like, let's let's... Come on. That's fair. It's...

I just think, but I will say, like, from what I... The one thing that I remember more distinctly about the voices of Claire Psewerer was that Charlie Cox's character felt... so weirdly real in comparison to everybody else. Everybody else felt like they were doing like a voice acting gig. Like Ben Starr's doing like the, you know, the fucking soliloquies. They're enunciating in the way voice actors enunciate. Jennifer English too.

Everybody's great in that game. But like he was like, oh, that's a guy. That's just like a guy in here. And I remember this feeling that. It was like, this is such an unusual way to voice a video game protagonist. It's so weird. I hope you. I kind of hope he wins because it'll be hilarious to see him go up there and be like,

uh, yeah. Watch Born again season two, I guess I don't know. What to watch me do a backflip? I don't know. I brought this mask, put the mask on,

he does a backflip and he fucking walks off. It doesn't say a word. I don't think he should have won anything. Right, right. They have, right, right. They have a moment where they're all up there. They're all up there.

You know what, red. Oh, right. You got a lot of nerve, red. What the fuck is going on? John Berthal shows up four Walking Dead Destinies under the assumption that they were just late to get around to it.

I don't even think he's in that game. I think it's just some actor doing it a pressure on. He goes there anyway. He costs too much. Yeah, of course. They have a fucking brawl. They're fighting up there and it's brutal. And they kick pick up in Vanessa.

I picked some boffoghs, five bucks or somebody. Hell yeah, dude. And Jeff's like fucking just. Yeah. Jeff Gileas doing a blood ritual while it's happening. He's fucking drawing the blood on the floor. This is the greatest game awards ever. It's insane.

I'm so glad I decided to watch this. Because it's never going to be anything close to this ever again. It's never going to be an impromptu random daredevil fucking born-again scene at the game awards. Just because Charlotte Cox happened to be there. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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I think Claire Obscure should win it, but I think the best song this year is a song from Silk Song. I think it is unchallenged the best song is from Silk Song. But I do think Claire Obscure should get it overall. That fucking song from Claire obscure is like stuck in my head a lot of times. Clare obscure da da da da da da da da da. I look up. That should stuck in my head like all the time. I think it's a Quiral Chapel from from Silk Song.

It is the best song I've heard. Carrel Chapel. I just heard it. It sucks. He's going to. That's insane. He's just going to say it sounds like fucking, like this. It sounds exactly like fucking, you know what I hear when I hear the fucking, when I hear silk song?

I hear, blah. That's all I hear. That's crazy. What else were you going to say? That's insane. It sounds like, blah. It's like, you don't like orchestral music at all. Can you understand it?

What is it called again? I think it's clear. I think it's Coral Chapel. One second. Coral Chapel. Quiral Chapel. I think it's something like that. If I don't like it, I'm going to fire you.

I got Chapel of the Beast. Is that? No. So Coral Chambers? No. Well, then you don't know what you're saying. It might be quarrel chambers. So there's coral chambers and there's Chapel of the Beast.

There's only, yeah, I've only seen coral chambers. Go look at up. I'm listening to it. It sucks. It starts with the, The pianos? And then the choir going, ha,

is it that one? I think, yeah. It's really fucking good. It's really fucking good. I honestly, I earnestly don't think I would be disappointed

in any of these winning. I haven't played Hades too. I love Darren Corb. He has like my favorite soundtracks ever. He did Hades one and Bastion and all that. Soak song I've heard is great. Claire obscure I think is fantastic. Gossi Yote is probably the least impressive here.

but it's still pretty good and Death Stranding I remember being pretty great when I played it so like I mean whatever it's fine Yeah Like I would bet on I would bet on Claire obscure

Clear obscure especially the story too Like this nigga's just like a sound cloud Like hey hey fucker What's up? Yeah Best narrative is probably going to go to Claire as well And the game of the year Definitely

Game of the years between Clear Death Stranding Donkey Kong Bonanza Hades 2 Silk Song And Kingdom Cup I think it's going to go to Claire.

Yeah. It would, it just would. It would be extremely surprising if it didn't. I think, I think, I think, not only is it a great game, but unfortunately, because of the way the game awards worked, there's politics to it, and it plays all the right politics for game of the year. Unfortunately, it's saying it's woke trash.

Not, no, I don't think that game's woke at all. I think that game is not woke at all. It's like very removed. from anything like that. But like what the game, like what video games have kind of become is that it fits more to that. Like I, my game of year is Soxong.

It is my game of year. I think that song is a, it's a great game. But I think Bonanza's also a great game. But I think Clerbskir fits the kind of game that they want video games to be nowadays, you know? What the fuck are you talking about? Like,

like, you know, it's the most last of us ask game there, you know? and they suck Last of Us Dick every time they get a change. I think Death Stranding is more of a Last of Us game that Clear Upscuaries. You are right. You are absolutely right. So here's my argument for it, right?

It's a new studio. A handful of people come out of nowhere with this thing. They get a fucking SoundCloud artist to make the soundtrack, and it's one of the best soundtracks of the year. They get a writer off of fucking Reddit or Craigslist or whatever, some random fucking just like, I'm serious. Well, it wasn't... It was literally Reddit, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I couldn't remember for sure. But they got some writer off Reddit who never worked on a game, wrote this fucking thing. It's fantastic. They made it for, like, a very, like, reasonable budget over the course of, like, many years. And it's a turn-based fucking RPG that I normally fucking would hate. And I love it.

Like, I don't know. Like, everything about the story. of Claire obscure, like how it came together and like the people involved in making it, the story behind like how they made it. I just think that's, it screams game of the year to me in a way that you know, Team Cherry, God bless him.

They were working on a Holonite Silk Song for fucking eight years or whatever. It's more Holonite and it's very good. Hades too is somewhat similar thing. It's like they made Hades again and I'm sure it's great. Kingdom Come Deliverance too. It's like, oh, they they enhanced Kingdom Come deliverance from what it was before.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Death Stranding. It's more death stranding, but like better. It's like it's good. Yeah. But like I feel like it's almost undoubtable. Yeah. That like it's clear. There's no way it's not winning.

One original that's like out of all the, out of all the options. And like you just said, everything that came with it. So it just makes perfect sense. Like nobody should be upset. Like I feel like there's people that were mad last year. And I think those were just, you know, a lot of men that think that Ash, Astrobots like two Like oh this is

Children Too kitty yeah Yeah like this is true You know like shit like that Like and it's just like shut the fuck up But this I'm like bro Even if you didn't enjoy Or you just like this is not my flavor

You should still be able to understand why it won It just seems kind of obvious Yeah It just seems obvious to me Like the only other game that I would have said I actually probably deserves to be here that isn't Is probably Arc Raiders Only for the pure reason

that I think of Game of the Year is like almost like okay this is the game that kind of defines the year but like it like it you know people think about it it has a long tail Archeratus is unreal for how well it's doing for like a new IP that's kind of nuts but multiplayer stuff doesn't normally win

and also there's like the AI thing that's like weird about it I don't know it's not as bad as Cold Duty BlackOps Black Ops 7 though did you see the AI shit in that game I've heard about it I didn't see all of it. Holy shit. So there are these like cards I guess that you can get the like

nameplate cards I guess that you collect. They're all AI generated. It's all like and it's the Ghibli, it's the studio Ghibli like piss filter stuff too. Oh wow. So it's not even like abstract or like you know make art like call of duty. It's like no it's just Ghibli rip off

and it's just like why is this in this? Interesting. It's fucking insane. Huh. They shot the bed hard with Call of Duty this year. It's unreal. Yeah. I heard people are not happy. I'm like You know, I don't know. I feel like they just start hiring normal people to write stories or something. True, but it's, dude, it's bad in ways that you can't even,

you can't even imagine. Do you remember Woods from Black Ops at all? Did you care about Black Ops at all? I don't really remember that. No, I kind of fell off after two, so I don't know what the hell's been happening. So there's a character called Woods. He's in the original. Anyway, he's a plant.

All right. Okay He's like a Yeah This sounds like I'm making this up There's a boss fight with Because you are There's a boss fight with Woods

Where he gets Absorbed into a fucking Little Shop of Horror's plant That you have to fight the plant And the plant shoots Beams at you In Black Ops

So Why are there weird bosses Because I keep seeing screenshots of that giant guy that you have to fight who shoots lasers and pounds the ground and shit. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? Well, it makes sense. That's the call of duty.

That's the call of duty. That's the call of duty. It's called duty. It's called duty basically doing Fast and Furious, I guess. Dude, there were machetes, giant machetes, building sized machetes flying out of the sky that you had to avoid in one of these levels. And I was like, yeah. I don't know. But I'm like, there has to be, they're in like a virtual world or something.

right? Like, there has to be something. It can't be, there can be a real giant man you're fighting. You know? And if it is... Honestly, why not? But, like, so, I think what it is is, like, there's like a scarecrow kind of fear toxin thing going on in the campaign.

Which is, by the way, equivalently insane in my opinion. For a call of duty. Like, if you're going to have a fear toxin, you might as well have a giant man. Yeah. Like, it makes, like, why not? They just did Arkham. Fucking, oh. Squirt.

the fear toxin, and then there's giant scarecrow looking for Batman and shit, which is actually really fun. No, it's awesome, but it's awesome because it's Batman. It would be like, imagine if they made like a saving Private Ryan video game where you have to like, where you have to like, I don't even know how to how to end that sentence. But like you have to run away from like a soldier who's like giant and he's like, where's Ryan? There he is. Game over. There he is. He's seeing you ends the game. There, game over.

And you're like, bro, what? I don't know, man. And those are those like stealthy missions. I played modern warfare too, the new one that came out for years ago. And there's those missions that, oh my God, where you have to direct people how to escape. So you use the surveillance cameras, the CCTV, and all that shit. And you have to direct people. It is so frustrating because you, if you get spotted, they shoot them on site.

And I'm like, I hate that I can't be a soldier in this. I know. This is exactly the same thing with, like, cyberpunk whenever they had the brain dance editing sequences. You remember those? Yes. Literally. I went to replay and I was like, I forgot that these were in here.

And I immediately stopped. Like, I love it. There's like genuinely three maybe, but I get it. But they're so bad. One of them you just have to do. I'm pretty sure. Right. And the one in the first one.

Yeah, you have to do it. And it's the one that like pre. precedes the game becoming the game really. Like it's like before then you're kind of like on a linear path to beginning the game. And so I was like, oh yeah. And then I was yeah, I'm going to play cyberpunk. And then I was like, oh yeah, I got to do this part again. I was like, okay.

And I went through and then the brain dance happened. I was like, nah, dude. Man, I love. CyberPont 277 does not get the, does not get the respected deserves. They fucked it. They fucked it up for themselves. That's it. Particularly for the creation of Night City.

Night City as a map is probably one of the best maps in video games It's up there with Midgar Those two are like two of the best like MAD like just places to play a game Yeah from the remake of Final Fantasy 7 Like those places are insane Can I be honest about Night City? What's up?

I think it's a little overrated I think it's amazing I don't think there's as much to do as the game That's actually how I feel I was like I can't do that much in Night City It just looks great You can only kill in the game You can only kill mentally ill people

Or do side jobs for random NPCs. That's all you can do. The cops are stupid as shit in that game. The cops are, when you get to the higher ranks and you meet the cops that can teleport, I'm like, brother, I am death incarnate.

What are you? What are you? You are different. But listen, if you, they just show up. Like I climbed a building once and I looked down and one just like it looked like it got was a PNG being pulled up a building But he just came up the building and I was like what is happening What are you doing I'm really excited for a next one? I'm really excited for six because I imagine

They won't fuck it up like last time. It's not going to be in the same place It's not going to be in the same place The guy the guy that created Tympunk I forgot his name. He's a black dude John Cyberpunk yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Jerome Cympunk. Jerome. All right.

He's a black guy. Yeah, he's not Jerome, but he made, he's making, he's like heavily involved again in the newest one being made. And he's like, yeah, I don't want to do it in Knight City. Like, I want to do it somewhere else. And I'm like, where the fuck? That's fine. That's fine.

It's probably going to be NYU. So it's probably going to be Brooklyn. I feel like it's going to be Brooklyn. I think it'll be Chicago or something. Okay. Chicago's still standing? I don't know. I don't know shit about that one.

Because I know Brooklyn's still around. That's the only place on that part of the world I know is. still a place because a lot of America is gone. Yeah, I don't know. Whatever they do, I hope there's just more stuff to do than beat up mentally handicapped people.

What else do you think you can really do in that game, honestly? I don't know. I want more love interest. More. I need more pussy and or guy mud. I wanted to fuck the trans girl. I don't know.

I didn't let me do that. That was stupid. They didn't let me. That was like you. I went to her whole arc thinking that I was going to like, I went to her whole fucking. I was like because I'm trying to fuck as much pussy even even

trans pussy. It don't matter. And like And there was just like oh thanks You really helped me in the memory of my Dead stupid husband I was like well fuck you bitch take off your pants What is this? You know you just remind you of you That's great that's first of all that's insane Also not being able to fuck Judy really bothered me too I get it she's a lesbian Whatever I didn't I wasn't paying enough attention to realize she was gay

She was giving you very clear signal she was gay though. I wasn't paying attention enough because I was just like, I can't wait to fuck this bitch. I'm gonna do her missions real fast. You just hear grinding your hands on your fucking table. I went and dove in the water and shit and went to that dumb church thing and I was like, oh, this is there. We get pussy underwater.

This bitch made me swim and I didn't get any fucking pussy. I'm gonna kill everyone. This city is done. I'm setting this city up. It's over. Nike City is ruined. Call me to. call me Israel the way I'm about to destroy this place

It's over I don't know Thinking about it I'm like hey that was fun That game is awesome dude Once you get past all the stuff that you have to do To enjoy the game it's pretty good Yeah

I think it's about the intro As soon as you get past the intro the game is really really fun I couldn't imagine playing that game Without all of the ridiculous weapons I had Because I did like side mission I'm a side mission fiend But I do side missions and I got all the cool weapons I'm like, why was this game like... All the side missions in that game are like...

They're pretty same-sy. Yeah. You go in there, you give somebody a fucking concussion with your fucking net gear and then you walk in and you beat somebody to death with a stick. The boxing missions are really fun because of the fact I cheated. So I put the gorilla arms on a B. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I went and I fought this like really neck-geared up woman and I hit her twice and killed her.

It was amazing. That's outrageous. It was insane. Because I was like, why would you... It is funny that they let you do it. Like, why are we talking about, why are we talking about cyberpunk? I don't know. But I was, I was talking about, like, maps, like designed maps.

Oh, right. And then I was like, nice city. Right. And that was like, nice city is fucking fantastic. It's so fun to just be in. And it feels alive in a way the other maps don't. I like the vibe of it. I like the vibe of it, yeah.

I think the Red Dead's map is the craziest one. Like, that's the one that feels the most alive to me. But, um. Yeah, because you can hunt. So you can attack Native Americans. You can, you can kill a vampire. You can't attack Native Americans. You can, you're really held up on that, huh?

You can, you can find love interest. You can draw maps. You can attack Native American. All right. We're going to move on. We're going to move on to some questions now from our patrons over at patreon.com. I'm sorry to snark. Remember, you can go over there.

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Shut up, dies real fast. It blows us head off. All right, let's see. What do we got? What do we got here? What do we got here? It's a lot. Let's see.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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What's that guy's name? I don't know his name, but I'm... Andrew Wilson, I think. Was that his name? I think so. I just saw it because it went viral again, I guess, that clip. Yeah. You eat snizz.

It's like, what is that? What's sniz? You eat sniz. And it's like, dude, dude, you're such a... he's such a dude he said he said shit he has said shit that legitimately should have had him incarcerated like actually like dead ass i don't know much about him i just i only saw there was one moment where he was talking about well is is is rape objectively bad and it's like yes and it's like what about the woman because there are times where women have had orgasms during sex of rape and it's like oh i do

remember that really it's like oh gun him down yeah no he's someone walked out from behind him put Put your hand on his head and then pull the trigger three times. He shouldn't be here. That's crazy. Well, I don't endorse that. Yeah, we can't. I can't make those jokes anymore because people are active right now. Well, it's not a joke to you.

You mean it. I know you. You can't prove that. I can, I can, I can, you can not. You can shut up. Anyway, listen. Yeah, I saw that, I saw that fucking video of him debating this lady. I don't even know what the context was,

but, like, they were talking, and I think the point that the woman was trying to make was, like, hey, you talk all of this virtue, or, like, Christian values or whatever, but, like, your wife has three baby daddies, you know, you're not, you're not really a traditional man. I think they met in, like, weird circumstances, too. So, like, the, uh,

you're not really a traditional person in the way that you're trying to say you are. Right. And then he goes, well, when, and you lick snobes. And you eat sniz. He says you lick sniz. First of all, I have never heard the term sniz in my life.

No. Authentically. No. Never. Not once. That was the first time I ever heard it. And I was like, what is he saying? And then I only learned through context

of the later conversation that that meant eating pussy. And I was like, wow, that's a crazy argument. It is weird. Don't insult my wife, you fucking bitch.

And he's like, I didn't say anything. Your wife has three children with like three other men or whatever. Like that's not in a conversation. In a conversation when you are projecting the correct way to live life to someone who you objectively don't even respect the rights of as a woman, for you to get that upset at anything they can possibly say to you is such a fragile display of who you are.

Oh, he's a pussy. That's the guy who struggled He struggled to open that fucking jar of olives Or jar of pickles or whatever The girl opened it before he did Before then because I do remember that Which by the way would be fine in and of itself Like if that like who cares

Like nobody gives a shit about that But it's the excuses he kept making It's like you oiled the lid up or something And then the girl's boyfriend grabs it and opens it immediately And it's like brother My brother I mean it's like good brother Clearly that guy's a fucking giant pussy

He's like Matt Wall You know, like these people that like, oh, I'm so masculine and traditional and they're like the weakest fucking men. Yeah. The weakest men possible. It's like, bro, stop. I'm a fucking fisherman. Meanwhile, their clothes on the boat are just like completely clean. Like they just opened them out off of that.

Brother, his tackle box was empty. Dry. Not even empty. Dry. Dry. Dry and clean. Clean. I've been fishing twice in my life.

Bro, there's mud everywhere, brother. You know what happens? You get fucking messy. There's mud. get messy everywhere you have fucking you have weights you're trying to fish and they're hitting the bottom of the dude there's mud at fucking everywhere it just you just get messy like being clean after fishing is either you're jehovah himself walking on water and is pulling fish straight out of the water or you're you're lying you're lying to me it's it's insane yeah it's pretty uh it's

that was fun that's a fun clip just like bro you can't how many i imagine that guy's done so many different debates like this or whatever the fuck. It's like, how are you still crashing out like that? Like, aren't you expected? You know someone's going to mention your untraditional. You're supposed to be like, all right, they're going to say this. I'm just not going to acknowledge it. Like, you know, that's all like a grifter.

That's how you win by pretending reality isn't a thing. And that guy is not good at it. He's terrible, apparently. He got him. He got him. His weakness is getting made fun of by lesbians. It really sets him off. really get some

you like women sexually and it's like dude eat penis and die that doesn't bother me what that means he said it in such an immature way you look

you like sniz even just the word that he said and the way the way that he said it you look sniz like who you look sniz

who does he listen to who says that where did he pick that up from that's like that's like Ben Shapiro saying like he started saying glazing recently because he's been saying glossing. No shit.

Have you seen this? He's been saying glossing. No fucking way. And so he correct, he had to correct himself. It's like, oh, so he's been saying glazing now. But like, glossing. That's great.

It's just glossing is crazy. I guess I understand it. What he's going through right now is really funny to Ben Shapiro because he's, he's realizing that his team's about to start aiming at him soon. And he's like, and he's like, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. But we probably shouldn't be.

listening to these voices, like you've been incentivizing them for a long time. Yeah, but I thought, I just been brown and black people, but not Jews. Now they've coalesced to hating everyone

that's not them literally. You gotta stop right there. The buck stops there. You can't go to Judaism. You can't go to Jew. You gotta leave me alone. I was totally fine with this when I thought that I was completely exempt.

But then I realized my brand of white is not good enough. I'm just like, has it historically, like, for a very long time now, they have been the, number one target for specifically Nazis. Like, I'm like, what the hell are you doing, Ben?

Yes. Like, you're number one on so many lists. Like, like, other brown people is just a, it's like a, yeah, it's a part for the course. But they target you specifically. They're like, you are the cause of all the world's problems. You're like, yeah, that's fine. I'm going to hire them. I'm going to hire them.

In fact, you seem like an up. And it's like you. You seem like an upstanding young man. Come work for me, please. I think I could do something with you. It's like, it's funny. He's going, he's, he's literally just trying to be like, wait a minute, wait a minute, but this, they're Nazis and it's like, really?

Really? It really is insane how many of them, how many of them just don't. With the Hermes jacket on what? That's the thing, man. It's just like, how do you not see that. that's just where things would end up, obviously. Like, what do you do? I don't know.

This is genuinely stupid because you would, because it's like, if you could not have seen this coming, if you're not playing an act right now, because you should have known this is coming. If you're genuine, if he's response, if he's genuine about his response, and I'm like, oh, you're just a stupid asshole. Okay.

I didn't, I thought you were smarter. I guess not. It's like the quartering or something where it's like, just a dumb fucking grifter. And then like, and then just got to a point where it's like, oh shit, the chickens have come home to roost. I didn't know this was going to happen.

Yeah, I was under the impression that you knew this was going to happen and you were just like kind of raking in the money while you could. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You know, that's what my assumption was, but like you're actually serious? Like, you thought like, well, yeah, I understand that you hate Mexicans and blacks and Asians and Indians and everyone. But I thought maybe you'd like Jews. I thought for a second, in fact, for a moment, I thought for a second,

that you would be fine with me and my Jewish descent and it's like, you, I want to kill you the most. If you can't afford to live in New York City anymore, you should just leave. That's what America's all about. If you can't, if you can't say somewhere, then you should just fucking leave. Anyway, please subsidize this home

that I was promised 3,000 years ago. I deserve to be there. I know it's not easy for me to be there right now and account of all the, you know, crazy stuff going on out there, but I think I deserve it, just because it's where I'm from. That's crazy.

Just because in this book that not everybody agrees is true, it says it. It really is insane. I don't know, man. They're all fucking, they're all crazy. That's the thing that you have to realize. Having conversations about that is insane. It's like the entirety of the Israel situation, the fact that we're supporting it is like,

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. do? I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Then none of that matters to most of us. We don't care. Right. not going to defend them because we're not of that religion. You sound stupid. Even the book. Even the book is like, oh, it's a person, not a place. Like, it's just like,

uh, I think it's real is really cool. I want to go. I don't know if I eat McDonald's. The face I just made was disgusting. The face I just made was disgusting. The idea that they have fucking McDonald's at issue is hilarious. Like, this is a holy land.

Like, what the fuck you got a McDonald's there? They ain't a holy land. That's the desolate. isolation right there. There's got to garbage. They don't even have a McDonald's in the fucking Grand Canyon. Yeah, they probably do. They probably do.

They don't. You sure? It's a canyon, Kingston. Like, like, no. Anyway, fucking whatever. There's one on problem. There has to be one near Rushmore. There has to be one.

I'm sure there's places near. Right. You have to drive up there. You got a spolump to work. His ear, his ear is the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the window. His eye is the pay window and his other eye is the pickup window. So there's like a little street built around George Washington's head with a McDonald's

built into it. Hey, man. Don't God willing, man. If Trump is the forever president, I mean, it'll be there eventually. I'm so excited to be killed. I can't wait to be murdered. I can't wait. It's in fact.

It's going to be so fun. Yeah. All right. Let's snap off like, like, two. Two and a half questions and then go home. Sure. I can't be killed. What is this?

I wanted to show some. Kill me, please. Yeah. I can't. Every time I begin an impression, I lose it. The fact that Tucker Carlson was like, yeah, I get it. Shaking this fucking head. This guy's like, this guy's a Nazi.

What are you doing? What are you doing right now? Is that a son? That fucking, I was. Actually, I realized that I was like, wait, that's sort of more like Hassam when I was trying to do Tucker Carlson because he has a crazy laugh too. Like there's a, I can't do it. It's creepy. Let me stop you.

That wasn't even close. What the fuck is that? That's Tucker Carlson. That's, oh, I forgot it. That's right. That's right. Yeah. Anyway, where's the new video?

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I like that your profile picture is SpongeBob dehydrated saying I need it. I like that. Nice. But he says, not a question, but going further, what do you guys, but going further to what you guys discussed on a previous episode regarding your listeners

working in a serious profession. Oh, that's right. This is so true. I am a trainee lawyer specializing in distribution of assets after people perish from this mortal coil. Oh my God. So is that an estate lawyer or no?

Maybe I'm getting the terminology wrong. He's a death dealer. He's a death dealer. You deal in death. He says, I have to listen to some pretty tragic stuff at times, like actual deep web stuff. And so I listen to you guys to bring some joy into the day. You would not believe the amount of times

my coworkers looked at me like I'm a serial killer in disguise laughing at random client's misery. Sorry for the long post, but wanted to finally give something back to the people who have brought me countless laughs over the years, all the best. Thanks a lot, man. Much appreciated, dude. Much appreciated. First of all, I appreciate how well written that writing was. But second of all, like, yeah, I love whenever we hear from people who are, like, surgeons, or, like,

building aircraft carriers or, like, astrophysicist. There was, like, some guy who was, like, an astrophysicist or a physicist or something. Something like that. Wrote in also. And now we've got, you know, people dealing in, dealing death. Yeah. You know? You got the fucking, the Grim Reaper's lawyer over here. pretty crazy.

The Grim Reaver's a lawyer. How would that even work? That's a scary person. I feel like he doesn't need a lawyer. Like what is he going to do? He just takes people that are dead. He just kills people. Like, what do you need a lawyer for?

Well, you don't know what the world is like in the afterlife. You ever play Grim Fandango? No. That name sounds familiar, but I don't think I played it. It's kind of about, it's not about death's lawyer necessarily, but like I feel like I I remember like some vague. It's about like the afterlife and how like it's just as mundane and boring

as like real life is like how you still have to work and it's, but like they're all skeletons. Oh my God. I haven't played it in forever, but like I remember really liking it. You'd recognize it if you saw it. Like if you Googled Grim Pandango,

you'd see the images of it and you'd be like, I've definitely seen this floating around. That name does sound familiar. Look it up. I swear to God. I swear to God you'll notice it. Dingo. That name sounds crazy.

Grimandingo. Oh. Whoa Let's relax He fucks bitches literally to death Let's go I've seen this I've seen this before

Yeah It's before Yeah absolutely It's like a point and click adventure game It's like it's by the Oh my God It's by the Monkey Island guys I think But you think nerds are just

Oompa Lumpa Kidney Stones Rode in Jesus Christ That's insane I got these nerds I got these nerds these nerds candy canes recently because I saw them at the store and I was like

I'm curious about that. Yeah, because I don't like candy canes typically because it's just mint. But like, success starts with your drive and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Yeah, I don't know.

I've had Skittled ones before. What the hell? How were those? Pretty good. Very sweet. The thing I don't like about candy canes ultimately is that like they become so dangerous to

to eat. You can kill somebody with them. Yeah, like you can like suck them into a shiv and like stabs it's kind of insane. And like they cut you You think it to really You think it to really pierce somebody Or more or less

I depend on the thickness Yes absolutely I think unquestionably it would It wouldn't be It would chatter also But like it'll go through dude Like that shit is I should get one of those thick ones man

Get one of those big ones And then you just like Work on it for a while Like you're gonna go Sure you would yeah I think I could turn it into a shiv In about 30 seconds man That is a level of

digestive prowess that your saliva your stomach acid your saliva is dangerous it's like genuinely caustic it is man you gotta watch you better watch out for me dude you better not make out with me if I lick you you'll die anyway you nerds think hoopelumpas are just kidney stones

right he says hello middle aged man what's a genre slash setting you wish games would tackle more often after watching annihilation and playing both what and playing both look outside Oh, both look outside and Bloodbourne.

I've never heard of Look Outside. I got an itch for games involving Eldridge Abominations now. Yeah, there's not a lot of Eldrish stuff in video games actually weirdly enough. You'd think there would be a little bit more of it.

But I've always felt like Colonial America would be a cool setting. Like, I'm sad that, what is it? Assassin's Creed 3 kind of wasted it. Yeah. Because, like, I do think the setting of that game It was like the coolest part of it. And then like you just didn't really do anything meaningful in it.

You just wind around. Yeah. It wasn't built for the essence. Like it wasn't even built for the franchise anyway because it's like in that in America, especially in that era, there weren't even the architecture wasn't that impressive too. And that's a big part of Assassin's Creed as far as like scaling and doing shit like that. Yeah. So it was more of like.

You got to be a tree dweller. What? You got to be a tree dweller more or less. that period of time, you know? Yeah, I just feel like it would have been some other game taking on that You gotta dwell in trees. Yeah, like, yeah, fucking...

There's anything crazy. It's, like, there's no buildings. You can't really do building jobs. It's not really like... Actually, you know, like, a vampire master... And to be fair, maybe Vampire the Massacre Bloodlines one is in Colonial America,

I just don't know it. But, like, that would be a good setting for something like that. You know what I mean? Like, you're, like, you're, like, sulking around and you're just like, you know... You're being a vampire. It's like a...

You're like a plotting first person kind of RPG, like a Marrowind or something like that. Like something a little bit more down to, or like, Assassin's Creed is so like rooftop oriented and there's no rooftops in like colonial America. Not of any consequence. Yeah, it was overwhelming. Yeah.

There's something that has never been explored, right? I think it's wealth for so much kind of interesting storytelling. Only one thing I know explores and it's one D&D setting. But I would like the idea of a magical version of America that is post-World War I going into World War II. I think that period of time is really interesting. Because the idea... Magical?

Yeah. Like, there's like, there's things going on. Like, the gap between World or One War II or the world is kind of like, there's like, there's like nasty shit out there. There's, there's fucking things that exist. Now, when you say, when you say magical, you're saying like magical like, like, um, like fantasy magic and not magical like, and not magical like, like the Muppets. I think the Muppets fit in fantasy magic, though. I think they don't know. No, no, no.

What I'm saying is like the real world magic of the Muppets and how like we just kind of go along with the fact that they're real people outside of the puppets. Like that's kind of magical, you know? It's a, yeah. Yeah. But why is one separate from the other exactly? Because one's like like sorcery and the other one is just like. And they're not sorcery? There is this not sorcery?

The Muppets? If relative to them being, like if Miss Piggy walked in right now, that's not magic? No, but I'm saying the Muppets as. they exist now are magical in our world or in their world in our little reality here as the muppets exist the one that we are forging or the reality that we currently exist in you know how mr rogers says won't you be my neighbor and that's kind of magical yes okay so magical and sentiment not magical and literal magical effects yeah so i'm just trying to figure out what you mean okay you're an idiot but let me continue

I think that'd be interesting I think the idea of the post-world war idea of us like really realizing that like there are credible threats overseas and we have to kind of fortify our world or like try to keep things under wraps that the pop-off I think that's really cool

they should make a game they should make a they should make an Israel tactics that if they make a what's the name of the game the fire emblem but for a vehicle and stuff like that. What's it called again?

I have no idea what the fuck you're saying. It's like fire emblem, but instead of using like characters who use like tanks and stuff like that, I forgot what it's called. I don't know. I think you're making that up. The mobile game, world of tanks. Download world of tanks. You just did an ad for your own. That's the only context I've ever heard World of Tanks in the context of like an announcer selling it.

I've never heard somebody be like, yo, you got to get on World of Day. Like Jalen has never messaged me. It's like, yo, you know how to be getting into? World of Tanks. It's never been anything like that. Yeah, unfortunately. World of Tanks. Get your free.

It's advanced wars. They make it advanced wars, but it takes place in Israel. Could you imagine that? Oh, Advanced Wars. Okay, that's the Game Boy Advance, right? Yeah, Game Boy Advance. They delayed it once. They delayed one of them because of, I think,

indefinitely they didn't delayed one because of everything that was going on in Turkey and in Russia and in Israel. Yeah, yeah. because it's about they made it about Israel thinking that they assumed that they would have taken too far right they assumed that no controversy would arise because Israel was such a safe bet

that's assuming Israel is a safe bet is crazy an ethno state is a safe bet well hey man I don't know hmm okay yeah I don't know we'll see let's see we're seeing right now actually in fact

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recover. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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He says, hello, acute, obtuse and reflex angles. Nice geometry lingo there. What was a band or singer you were shocked when you found out wasn't from the U.S. or wherever you thought they were from? I recently watched a video showing 150 hit songs that were actually made by UK artists and was genuinely shocked at some of them.

Like seal. fucking seal is English. I genuinely had no idea. Really? How did you not know that? Really? You didn't know that? I didn't know that either to be honest. What do you mean? He sings with a British accent. I'd have a He does not sing with a British action actually.

He also doesn't. You're fucking crazy. Baby, I can tell you of this kiss for me. You know, look at you fucking asshole. I think he does. I guess for me rose. Oid the bay. Pond me range.

Oh. because we're never going to survive always we get a little crazy a little sing with a fucking English accent I probably assume he does but I've also known he's British for so long

yeah I did not know I was so long when he was married to Brooke Shields I was like how did this British niggas with fucking battle scars this bitch this nigga this nigga looks like he fought the fucking Reapers and made it out and he married Brooks Shields.

Yeah, look, man, I don't... I honestly don't even know who... I honestly don't even know who... I think that's worse than acne scars. That's something else. They did... That is a scar from a bout of some sort or like a cultural scars.

That's crazy. Those are not acne scars at all. It's the guys who got Jay Leno. They got to seal. No, they thought he was an actual seal and they were clubbing him. And then he was like, stop. Stop.

I'm a mom. I'm a man. Stop me stop hitting me with the club. Stop it. Stop it. See you saying things. I'm a person. I'm a person.

What is that from? What is that from? It's not from anything. What are you saying? I'm a real person. It's a disabled person saying something like that with a really, really quite disfigured. I earnestly don't know what you're talking about, but whatever. Stop it.

It, mate. So, you know, actually, speaking of the UK, so one of my favorite songs growing up is, Return of the Mac. Return of the Mac. Yeah, and that's by Mark Morrison. And that nigger is from the UK. Yeah.

Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck? Really? They're guys for fucking, he's British. But then it makes sense because I'm like, English, you know, like that wasn't like an American Americans weren't making any music like that

at that time like especially the way that he sounded so it was unique after yeah we're definitely after I was like oh you can make music like this it's fine yeah people will listen to it we got approval we finally listen to this rip turn up the mat yeah I don't know if I have that many things

outside of things that we already know like fucking ACDC that was yeah we talked about that on the podcast yeah we talked about that but the only the one thing I will say, and I think I brought this up probably recently on the show, I can't remember.

I was fucking bewildered to find out that Hoobis-thanks lead singer was injured. Like, I was, like, genuinely, it was a shock to my system when I saw it. I guess for me it's Amy, against Amy Winehouse. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah, she is British. Because, because she doesn't even really sound white

either. She could have easily been, she could have easily been. She could have easily been a black woman to me too. Nour, Nour, no, no. Nair. Yes, I've been bad. But when I go back, I won't guard, garr, garr.

First of all, that's Australian. Yeah. Yeah, close enough. Same shit. I don't care. I'm fucking care. I'm going to go to Neil Patrick Karris's house. I bet he's really nice.

No one says really nice anymore in real life anyway. No one's like, oh, he's really nice. He was like that's pretty cool. Oh, oh, oh, Bush, the band Bush. Oh, George W. Bush is fucking galley. Do you guys know the band Bush? Like, they have a song called Machine Head. Yeah, I know that song, yeah.

That's the fuck of it. That is not an American band. They sound like they're from fucking Seattle or something. They do sound like they're. They sound like they're, they sound like. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe it. Like, that's so grungy.

And they're like, oh, I saw them do an interview. Like, when I was living in Vegas, they came on a local radio station Like oh yeah we go and be playing I was like what the fuck is happening I was just like I can't feel That definitely smacked me in the fucking face It's like because this would be harder if it was like Canadians

Because Canadians are like so already pretty much us And like the way they talk and sort of act That you don't really know until something random happens A lot of time you just hear the little subtle differences Like the weekend is Canadian I would have never guessed he was Canadian You just ruined my, you ruined me. Really?

You didn't know, you didn't know. You know it's Canadian? You killed me. Same thing with Jim Carrey. I know, Jim Carrey is a Canadian. The weekend I thought, so my friend turned me on on the weekend in 2011. I remember this. I was living with him in Phoenix.

And the first song I heard was called The Birds 2. You lived with a weekend in Phoenix? Yeah. And The Birds 2 is like one of my favorite songs is like, damn, this nigga, shut the fuck up. Anyway. But yeah, yeah. I just assumed I was like this is a smooth I was like this dude's bringing R&B back because

R&B was dead around that time yes and I was like this dude's bringing R&B back and and then now he's one of the biggest artists of all time I was like dude he's from Canada he's Canadian damn dude that doesn't feel good why because where's your American pride man I'm just kidding but like you know I mean there's plenty of really good American well artists too that R&B again too. No, you're wrong. You just don't hear about them. There's a lot of women, and that makes me happy because I'm always going to prefer a female

singer over a male singer when it comes to pretty much anything. R&B in particular, pretty much anything. And there's a lot of really, really, really good ones. Did you know Haley Williams is from India? She's not. She's literally from North Carolina, dog. That's crazy. What are you talking about?

There's no, Carolina. You're stupid. Either North Carolina or Louisiana. I think it's North Carolina. So Louisiana is a thing, but North Carolina, there's no, there's no North Carolina. That's insane. So just come. There's this Carolina.

Yeah. Yeah. What you mean? Don't go crying to your mother. Because we're on our own. In the real world. Reving and the real world. In the real world.

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I was kidding. Go. That was just distasteful. I didn't say anything. I can't believe you said that, Kingston. That's so stupid. That's crazy that you just did that impression and passed it off on Derek for the audio listening.

Yeah, you're a asshole. If I could throw my voice like that, that'd be amazing. It'd make it sound like you. I'd ruin your life But Yeah, I don't know I don't know of any other ones

To be honest with you She's from Mississippi My apologies Yeah, whatever I got so many jokes too That I'm just trying I'm just holding back Yeah Derek

Because you're a racist That's why you This guy After all the flaming Israel For like 900 years On the podcast And he's like Flaming Israel is valid

I'm not flaming The people Forgive me Forgive me I actually, I, I, I say and watch two. Flaming Jews, excuse me. That's insane. I was going through Instagram yesterday, and it was something where freaking Christmas,

like, there's this person being like, yeah, I love watching Gore. I like keeping the value of whatever and all that BS. And I was like, I don't watch Gore. I watch people dying. Okay. It's safe to assume they're gone. But it's not like, I don't watch the videos. People get mad and stuff like that.

What are you saying? Are you referencing the video of the, The woman I didn't send that to you because I thought that was you. I said that to you because I thought it was hysterical because I don't even know how to say this is annoying about this because I don't know how to cite this or show you when I'm talking about. There's a video of this girl talking about when she's like watching gore in public and she's like, it's really interesting. She's clearly someone that's watched a lot of people expire. And then Chris commented in the comments of the video, I saw it. This said this feels unbelievably familiar or shockingly similar to someone.

And everyone in the freaking comments of that post was like, oh, sweet. Sween is a Sween. Oh, right. Yeah. No, that was not my. Like, I was, because the impression is so specific. It is like a high schooler, like an autistic high schooler from like 2010 who isn't great at communicating, but wants to seem really cool.

And there's like these little inflections that she does that like nail it. And I was like, I was cringing into my fucking mind. I'll send it to you, Derek. Because I don't know if I said that to you. Maybe I said that to the chat. I don't know. And everybody was like, that sounds like sweetness. Like, I'm not a gore person.

She does this thing where she like, she's like, what if somebody I loved went through that? Well. And she does this thing. Well, I guess I would. I guess. And she starts over again. And I was just like, oh my God. This is so, this hurts to watch.

You know what it probably bothers you the most? Because people probably assume when you were that age, you were like that, and you just weren't. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Derek. Derek, it's, uh, it's in the, it's in the Star Tank, uh, Discord chat. It's this, it's this fucking video where he says, I feel personally attacked. Or not Discord. Oh, oh, Instagram.

Right? Yeah, sorry. Okay. Yeah, it's, it's this girl and just like the inflection of it, dude. It's gonna physically bother you. I already hate, just, just looking at the, the fucking thumbnail. I already hate it. I know.

It's, I've, because I knew. people like that, like they wouldn't say that and it wouldn't be, it wouldn't pertain to Gore necessarily either, but like that, those inflections, those mannerisms are so real. Like, it makes me mad thinking about it. I know a handful of social

retards, yeah. No, but it's like, it's such a unique type of social. Ew. A flat ill is crazy. The snap, the snap and the restart of, like, she's starting to say something that she thinks is witty, and then, like, she has to restart it from the beginning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen, I've seen that so many times. I have. Like, in high school. And it's always gross. Right? Isn't it, like, it's, I've never seen somebody capture it so, so well. I was like, I saw that video and I was like, this is fucked.

Yeah, it's, it's unfortunately too well. It's like, it's like hating Joffrey in Game of Thrones. Where it's like, you know, like, I know you're not real, nigga, but like, I'm still upset at you. Yeah. She's either a recovery. one of those or various stupid. Either recovered one or an extremely talented actress. I said, I commented, this is triggeringly familiar.

And everybody's like, yeah, Sweeney moment. Show this to Sweeney moment. To Sweeney on the Stark Tank. Sweene has four days to respond. I am not a Gore person. Gore doesn't bother me per se, but I'm not a Gore person. Whatever. I don't trust Gore people.

They're like, they're one slip away. The one slip away from trying some themselves. I think that's why they're doing. I think it's good that they have that outlet so they don't try it. I think like good. You stay over here. You don't hurt bunnies, but you watch people kick bunnies into the fucking into space. Go ahead.

Okay, so we've got two final ones that we'll go through and then we'll read the names. Plio TCA wrote in, do you guys have any guilty pleasure songs? Mine solely is that safe and sound. That song safe and sound. It's the most commercial-ass jingle song, but I really like it a lot. I don't even know what that is. Yeah. I feel like it's not even specific.

What the hell's that? I think it's not even specific enough. I can build you up. Oh, is that what it is? I can take you where you want to be and show you what you want to see. I put it in safe and it came up immediately. Capital Cities.

Fuck you. What a stoop? No. Who call your fucking band Capital Cities, me go. Oh. Yeah. I know this song. All right, you don't have to keep singing it.

Okay. So, like, this is the type of audience, you know, they listen to... I got actually, I'm sorry, I got... It really bothered me. They listened to, you know, imagine dragons and all that shit. Luminia years. Yeah, it's all that. It's stomp clap.

Uh-huh. You know? It's when you're writing something that you know is going to be on a fucking commercial, which understandably I understand the incentive, you know? Yeah, I get it. You get a fuck ton of it. Look at $867 million on. just the YouTube video alone.

It's pretty good. They probably made $200 on that. I know. Like the ad sense? It's fucking ridiculous. Yeah. But I don't know, I gotta be honest,

I don't know if I have any, like, Guilty Plethe's songs. Like, like, I add stuff to my playlist pretty, pretty shamelessly. Like,

you guys can check my public, you guys can check my Spotify playlist, and it's, it's pretty public. You can search Chris Rigan. Like, it's a playlist that says, it's,

it's called every song I've, even remotely enjoy. And the most recent thing on there is from fucking Hasbin Hotel. Hmm. So, like, I don't, I don't got no guilty pleasures. You know what I would say. I probably used to.

Same. I would say this for me, like, one, it's not necessarily a guilty pleasure, but it's the closest thing I think of because it's a song that kind of gives me chills when it goes up, like a half step or whatever. I forgot what the actual term is called when they do at the end of the song. Like, oh, the chorus, they bring it up one last one. Oh, I think it's just a key change, right? Yeah, there's just a specific name for it.

But it doesn't matter. It doesn't fucking matter. But the Celine Dion's, that's the way it is or whatever. And that's the way it is. And then at the end of the, then it gets even, when you're ready to go, there's no easy way. It gets like, it gets, it's so hype. There's something about it that, like, hypes me up.

And then I feel like, like, say, this is what I want to play in my mind. if I was in a fight, I want to like, I have to like, I have to win this. That's good though. I get it. And so, so January 5th, 2021, I added that's the way it is by Celine Bion on to my place. It's a good fucking song. It's a good song, dude. I've always liked it.

I don't think I have any, I don't know because my playlist is pretty like, I like, I like white girl fucking music from like the 2010s. So I have Michelle Branch on here. I have fucking Kelly Clarkson on here. I got a bunch of stuff I there's a There's a song from Hasman Hotel With fucking Patrick Stump in it

And I was like yo Let me hear it I want to hear it It's fucking Fallout boy In a TV show Okay I'll take it And it's good

All right So I don't know Moments in Love What is this This song I have moments in love By the art of noise Oh here's That's crazy

I have everywhere I go by Hollywood Undead. All right, well, that's pretty good. That's a good one because that's a good one because I'm be honest, I fucking hate that shit. I'll be honest. Really? It's so, Charlie Sweeney has a weenie that he likes it.

Are you fucking serious? Dude, let me tell you something. It sucks. But I like it. I like that somebody did this. I like that people went into a fucking recording studio and did this on purpose. Yeah. And I authentically, like it's just, it's,

funny to me and some of the rhymes are so fucking obnoxious. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's yeah. I think my problem with that and look at it I'm probably supposed to be reading, looking at it the way you do. I

I've heard this Hollywood Undead is just cringe-inducing entirely. So in my mind I was kind of thinking like oh they're serious about this. Like they think this is dope and I think that's where my disconnect was because that is it's so stupid to me and I'm like oh no these niggins thought they were cooking like they

went to studio like this is we we fucking knock this one out of the park and I'm sure it's more of like no this is an obvious fun fucking like M&M type of song or something yeah I mean that's how I I'm sure that's what it is but I'm just I was being like obtuse I guess you know what I'm saying make a move I saw you winking drunken pussy is what I'm thinking it's it's fucking it's so ridiculous. It's insane. That doesn't sound good as crazy. No, that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's insane. Drunken pussy's what I'm thinking. That's a wild line. I mean, it's bars. Bars. Wake up, grab beer, grab rear. It's it's it's ridiculous. And I, and to be fair, like, I think melodically I like, like, I wish it was in other, I wish other, I wish another, I wish another, I wish another. I wish another. I wish another. I wish it. band with different lyrics was using it.

Grab beer, grab beer. Epic. Epic. But I like the chorus of... Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I don't know. There was a satisfying kind of progression to it. That I hear more than the lyrics.

But, like, it's just such a fucking stupid song. But I have that on there. Success starts with your drive. and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop.

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Oh, I got a good recommendation. Here's a song that I probably would never I actually, so me and my friends would listen to this kind of One of my friends was one of those bros, those Orange County bros So he was into Cotton Mouth Kings and me as a You know, as me would like I'm like oh that's fucking stupid of course But they had one song that I was like Undeniably this is actually kind of this is I don't want to give them credit for anything

But they have a song called Where the weed at that actually kind of like the beats fun the goes bananas the fucking chorus where's the weed at yo where's the weed at it's in my backpack but you can't touch that and I'm like shut the fuck up but it just sounds good

something something in my prime blowing hell of smoke and I'm like it just kind of it like it like it I was like god I hate I hate bro so much but I was like this one but I wouldn't be I probably wouldn't be caught dead listen to that shit like if I was in my car I couldn't do it Just out of principle I couldn't do it I just fucking what is it

Flagpole sitter Flagpole sitter? Do you know flagpole sitter? What's that? No. Flagpole sitters Oh my God What is it? What is the lyrics? Paranoia, paranoia

Everybody's coming to get me. Oh, that's what that is? Yeah, I'm not sick but I'm not well Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've got that, I've got That's a fun song, I like that song. That's fair. I like, yeah, I don't know.

My music is pretty... I got Whip It by Devo. My playlist is all over the fucking place. It's ridiculous. That's after... So this is fucking insane. This lineup is ridiculous. Where it's fucking helicopter by block party.

The passenger by Iggy Pop, whip it by Devo, flagpole sita, and then fucking bad bunny. My playlist is fucking schizophrenic. But my... But yeah, I don't know. Guilty pleasure is kind of a thing like you kind of grow out of because at a certain point you're just like why do I

Why is it why is it a very good point Yeah honestly Yeah There was an era of a lot of that screamo shit That I was hanging out with the When I was when I was in a certain band A lot of them were listening to like The scream of shit that I never really

Because I'm like with Kingston Where he's like oh I prefer female vocals Particularly when these men are singing falsetto These very high fucking chords And uh a woman would be way more suited to see these songs. Those songs would all be better bangers if women's. Right.

And there was one of them that sleeping with sirens was the ultimate one for me. They have a song called something like if you're James Dean, if you're Audrey Hepburn, then I'm James Dean or something. It's called that or some stupid fucking, all those screamable bands had fucking names like that, the song titles. Oh, yeah. Like, it's not a scene. It's a goddamn arms raised.

It's like, oh, I write sins, not tragedy. It's shit like that. And so, even though I like that song. But, um... It's a good song, but like, yeah, yeah. Like, that one, the sleeping with sirens, because that is, it was the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life. And I was like, bro, this is hard for me.

I probably can listen to it now, like, in my car and feel unbothered since I'm, like, all old. But at the time, I actually did feel embarrassed because, especially if you know that it's a guy singing it. If there's something about it feels like I'm like, this is the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life. But if a woman was singing, I'm like, this is like, damn, this could, uh, Haley Williams, look out.

You know, like, watch out. You know what, for whatever reason, the only song that I've ever felt embarrassed to listen to? And I really don't know why, because it doesn't really make any sense. But like, fucking, uh, oh my God, what the hell is it called? Handelbars.

Oh, is that the 21 or is that? That's crazy. By Flobot, sorry. With no handlebars. No handlebars. Yeah, that one. I like that song. But for whatever reason, like, it was like...

That song is cringe. That song is cringe, but only cringe because of the fact that it's like a guy being like, yeah, I believe in myself. I can do my own thing. And it's like, ah. It's not, though. What do you mean? It is about that. Like, it's him revealing.

Isn't it? I'm not mistaken. No, the song is about a dude becoming like an egomaniac. Damn, well. I don't know anything about, I've never like paid attention to the lyrics

other than that line. That's fair. It's a good, I think it's a good song, earnestly. Like, I think it's actually like, well written. But like,

there's something about it that I felt like weird listening to it. I don't know. Okay. But anyway, that'll be the last one. And then,

uh, this final question to round us out because I, I can't believe I forgot. to mention this. We got to see, and I don't know if we talked about this since we saw it, but like we got to see Metroid Prime 4.

Kingston, did you see? No, I didn't. Where? You didn't see it? No. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. How does it look?

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I hate to break this to you. So, boycotting Metroid Prime 4 and all Nintendo products rode in. He says, what's up, DEI hires? I recently saw the previews for Metroid Prime 4, and I've never been more disappointed in my life. The franchise is known

for isolation, cramped corridors, and insanely immersive atmosphere, so why the fuck did they put a quippy character in it? My question is, when has a company or studio? Dude, he looks like a racist

like, it's crazy. It's Rick Moranis essentially. Yeah, it's literally Rick Moranis. It's bad. So the game itself looks good, but like

that character looks like could derail the whole fucking thing. It's really a shame. Like a goofy, Jerry Lewis, Rick Moranis. That's what he looks like. If you just look at his fucking face, you're like, oh. Dude, you should hear, you should hear his lines. Let me, let me click on the video. They are like, yeah, you can, yeah, put it up. So why the fuck they put creepy iron? My question is, when is a company or studio

completely missed the mark for you or a piece of media that got tarnished by dumbass people who went all Marvel money or something similar? So we'll answer that maybe next, but. dude man I'm keeping I'm cautiously optimistic I think the game itself will be good but I think it'll have to be good

around that character and that's going to turn a lot of people off there should be an option to mute them what the hell doesn't isn't that fucking outrageously bad I hate the way he looks no nice shot shut the fuck up

dude he says there's a scene where he's like it's about to get real nerdy in here he says that does Samis over the wall what if Samis gets to kill him at the end of the game. Do you think that would suffice? She walks up to him. She steps on the back of his neck. He's like, please, harder. And she blows

that off. Please harder. It really, dude, I've, I've not seen, I've not seen a reaction to a character that, that. And to be fair, like, dude, I don't know much about Metroid Prime, so I don't even, I don't know much about it. But, like, apparently, like, from what I've heard, it's, it's built around kind of, like, isolation and kind of figuring things out and, like, being by yourself. So, like, the fact that they thought to do this is crazy, actually. Because he, like, no, even the IGN preview was like, this fucking guy sucks. I hope he's not in it for long. I read a comment.

Why is he wearing glasses under his visor in his futuristic space suit? Like, that's actually a good point. He think that would accommodate for it. Man, look, I love this game franchise so much. I hope, I hope it. I'm always for Nintendo fucking shitting a bed. but to be fair I really love them

it's the only negative thing that people had to say about it to be fair but it's so but it's so damn it's it's one of the it's one of the reasons you play Metroid is to is to presumably

experience this alone and so that would be like if they put that would be like if they made the warthog sprint you know like Could you imagine there's boosters on a warthog? Would that be kind of cool, actually?

Well, no, I mean like the wheels pick up and they go like that. That's not the same thing, Chris. But yeah, it's not the same thing at all, but like, whatever. So yeah, I don't know. I'm curious about it, but that, man, that guy sucks. I feel bad for whoever wrote that character too. Like, you know that they were like passionate about it? They were like, man, we're going to introduce a whole new audience to this, to

this game. I can't wait. I'm so excited. It's like, okay, look, if you're writing, let's say, you're a writer, right? Guys, you're like, all right, you're tasked you've been hired to write a character for a match for the Metroid universe. You do, even if you're not a fan of Metroid, you do your research, wouldn't you be like,

all right, this is, you know, like, even if they were like, hey, do this, and you'd be like, ah, like, can I take some liberties and make him not as fucking retarded, or can I, you know what I'm saying? Like, it just feels, that's why I felt like when they were doing the

veil guard. I was like, all right guys, you guys know the fucking theme, you guys know this, and then oh, they put in Bilara or whatever and she's like, whoa, woo, we, we and I'm like, what the fuck is happening? This isn't, what, what is this? This is not the theme, but okay, whatever.

You guys know best. It is what it is, man. It is what it is. It is what it is. But yeah, so my question, so the question was has, when is a company or studio completely missed a mark for you or a piece of media that got tarnished by I guess it's the same it's a rephrasing the same question I think we I mean we both just I both just cited Dragon Age yeah yeah I don't I don't know I don't know if I

have an answer really because yeah I don't know if I don't know if Bungie's really the only studio that I would feel betrayed by in that sense and I don't know if they've ever really disappointed me to that degree. There are definitely expansions where I was like, this is dog water. Like, I remember lightfall was pretty bad. But you kind of knew that, like, oh, a year later, there's going to be another one, so it didn't feel that bad. I don't know.

I'm sure there's an example. Oh, you know what? Fucking Battlefield, Ben. 2042, when that game came out and it didn't have a fucking scoreboard and everything was... I can't believe that. but that was pretty rough that was sad for no reason just for no reason

yeah anyway I kind of just depressed myself a little bit thinking about Vailgard Yeah get over it It's kind of Don't worry because it's hard brother You've

I know just Well I forgot to I forgot to mention that like I entered your name in a raffle there And you've won actually 2,000 copies of Dragon Nage to VailGard That is crazy That is crazy

They're really trying to get rid of the, you know, the inventory. You know what I'm saying I would be because I can't even resell them. You know, you have to like smelt them into a sword or something. You know, something interesting. That would have me incensed. That would have me agonizing. If I, if I, you have to take them. If I Amazon delivered a copy of Dragon Age of Avilgar to your door every single day.

for the rest of the year. Would that bother you? I'd be like, why are you wasting your money like this? Like, why are you wasting your money? Like, what's happening? Let me see how much that would be. Let me see it. Dragon Age.

Dragon Age, the Vail Guard. So I want to, I want shopping. Okay, let's see. 50 bucks. $50. So there's about, what would you say? 41 days. Forty one days left?

It would only cost me like $2,050 as a base. It would only cost me $2,000 to send you a copy of... Just wasting money. Just wasting money. Investing it wisely, I would say. Yeah, that's how I would put it. I would actually go to the bank and get a loan. Yeah, that'd be a good idea, man.

Yeah, thanks. Fucking hell. all right well on that note let's get the fuck out of here let's read the names of our $25 and up patrons remember you can come over to the Patreon and join this immaculate roster of lists or a roster of names I should say

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If I go down, I'm taking you down with me. I'm like, this is clear. Yeah. No way he said this. Yeah. I was talking to Joe It's too perfect It's too perfect

I was just like ain't no way Yeah I literally I said Those exact things I said that Jojo's like bro no If it wasn't That'd be great If it's also too energetic

Like he's like It doesn't sound like It sounds like 2016 show Yeah Right right right So if it's not AI It's just a good impressionist

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I don't even know who Deborah Morgan is. So that's the sister of, oh my God, Dexter. Oh, no. That's my guy. You hear me, asshole. Dexter's lab. Dexter's. It's the same character.

Debra! Get out of my murder room. Sergeant Mandarke. Out of my murder house. Dexter. Get out of my murder house. I know. It's you.

I'm suspicious. I'm suspicious. That's his laugh. That is so trash. That sucks. A Jeannie asked me if I wanted perfect memory or to turn all of Sweetie's blood into bacon grease, but I can't remember what I chose. That is so dog shit.

That is dog shit. Saying, well, that was fun. Monotonously, after finishing a video game I paid too much for. That's a bummer, man. That's a lot of them. That's always sad to be just like, well, after 40 hours, well, that was fun. Tragic. Dog shit.

I feel like that's going to be my experience with masquerade. If I keep playing it the way I'm playing it, which is the wrong way. But I do want to play that Kronos game, too, the Dead Space kind of looking. It's all funny. Whatever. I'm just going to miss, like, 50 games this year. watch out guys, Massad replaces people with Pito clones. That's the good ending, too.

That's what's crazy. That's what you don't understand is like that that's like the best realities that that's what happens. Because the other reality is, because the other reality is that they're just, they're all just pedophiles. It's, it's more whimsical and more like, um, optimistic to assume that Israel, that Israel just clones people and replaces them with their clones and the clones happen to become bedafiles. Because the thing about clones, too, right? Is that a clone is technically a child. Hmm. I'm not, I don't care about arguing at that point.

I don't care enough. That's all I'm saying is like if you cloned, if you cloned yourself as you are now. Yes. 15 years ago. So that's not how I say I'm now. No, listen. As you are, like your current version.

Let's say you exist as you were. now but 15 years ago. And you clone that. But I can't because those are oxymorhans. No, no, no, listen to me. You cloned yourself 15 years ago. Now, that clone could date a 15 year old legally. I don't feel like talking about this.

So you could live out of you. I don't want to talk about this with you. I don't want this conversation. I don't want this. We are Charlie Kirk. We carry the flame. Pray to the gospel Success starts with your drive

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Oh, Carrie his name. Have you guys seen all the clarification? I love that song. That is my favorite song this year easily.

It's amazing. It's not even fucking close. I was thinking of like, I was like, dude, I legitimately should cover this song. I should cover it. Dude, I would fucking. It would kill me. I'll look into it.

I'll see if, uh, what I can do with it. I'll look into it. we are dude i i i first i did hear you that like a day or two ago and it's been like beginning of the week for me i am such a i'm such a i totally missed it so i'm a huge fan every time i see it i saw this i saw this list of like the best songs of the year and number five was we are charlie kirk and number four was we are charlie kirk nightcore and then like the other way it was just it was all the same song i was like i can't argue i don't know if there's a song i've heard this year that i like more than that song truthfully. It's been it's it's I thought that was that song was a joke at first

like I thought someone I you know to just make fun but I went to the I went to the Spotify and it's just oh it's a legitimate like AI slop no two Christian two things can be the same at the true at the same time I guess it's unless somebody was like somebody went to the you know the app and made a bunch of AI slop songs knowing that it would do that it just seems like some asshole is like profiting. Like, and, you know, it's not like a serious song in the way that, like, they're passionate about it, but they're clearly someone's like, oh, let me, I'll honor Charlie Kirk and put this up, and I know it should be a banger.

And I thought it was somebody like Chris at first, you know what I mean? Like making like, oh, this is going to be hilarious. I don't think so because they have just a bunch of, I can be wrong. I can't think there's a full. There's a full song. It's so funny. Yeah. And it's, it's, it's, I was got a, it's got a, it's got a, it's got a, it's got a, it's

like a beat. For the gospel. Bars. It's so funny. God bless. This is the legacy. It's so dramatic. I love it.

It's so crazy that the legacy, it really is just, it's such a joke. Dude, the Kirkification. That's what makes it so bad. The curfifications are so disrespectful. They're so insane.

They're so disrespectful, dude. You see the guy getting the guy getting the GTA lady tattoo? Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh God. God bless. It's wild. God bless America. This is what it's all about. I mean, hey man. That's what happens in life you live, man.

No, this is what happens. That's what I'm saying. It's like this will happen with everybody. Like, it's, like, the days of like respect the debt are over. And they've been done gone for a while. Oh, sure. But not, like Dick Cheney, dude, nobody gave a fright. Well, no. the thing is this right there's the difference between not one people not caring and people making a

legit fucking joke of it that those are different that is true fewer people made a joke out of change oh yeah don't people don't respect him being dead not even a little that's the biggest problem no one can i don't care i don't care and i don't care and it's just the people and i hope the people that are upset about it, they at least find the common denominator. It's like, hey, why all the other people that have died recently, even that are public figures and whatnot, why have they not been meme to death like this? I want you to think about this. I want you to truly understand why they're going hard on the pain on this one guy.

The only meme that I remember being persistent was like them in heaven with the other people who died. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that was always something that would happen. But I love the idea of like the FBI agent chasing Millhouse into the into the into the fucking pipe and Milhouse turns around and he goes Charlie Kirk is dead I don't care. Did someone make that? Is that like damn?

No, I just I just I just invented it by that. That would have been a fresh one. It would be something. Look what I just posted guys. Where did you post it? The chat in Instagram or the oh no in the Zencastr. Yeah, Zencastr. What is it?

this boy 15 dies after co-workers insert high-pressure hose up rectum another one another one no way another one dude this this is i can't believe this happens as regularly as it does 15 you oh my goodness man he's a kid he's a little kid that's so unfortunate i'm laughing because i'm i'm fucked up inside but that's really unfortunate it's just that really is that's why do people think i've never thought to put that up someone's I've worked with that shit before I've never put this up someone's ass

Dude high pressurized hoses will whip the shit out of you When they fill up a water quickly dude it's really bad That's crazy Where'd they work? Yeah Yeah like it was like a Burger King I'm thinking of what like I'm thinking of a fire hose This is insane but a high pressurized hose

They haven't been like sorry I'm Starbucks and stuff I've definitely used them before Yeah anyway watch out guys Massad oh I read that already Getting shooted at $25 by two big black sexy Israelites and a light-skinned twink. Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Clamule Esquire the 3rd, making that pussy so wet like a, like a, oh, what?

Whoa. Making that, that pussy so wet like a retarded kid eating Plato. No attack, no against the idea of comfy trans knight Uri. What did you mean? Not against her. After shave. My face your hair looks crazy. I got to go.

You do look like Vantablack with lips. It's fucking crazy. Like the camera specifically, on my screen, there's no texture in your beard at all. It looks like my monitor is off. For me, yeah, it looks like that. There's just darkness on my face. You're allowed to shave it when you get to James Hardin level, okay? Success starts with your drive.

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. No, I'm getting out of a bit soon. Kingsen, you ever done the short hair or beard thing? You ever do that? No, you should buzz it off completely and then have James Hardenbe. I'm shaving off the sides of my hair entirely. It's going to be, I'm getting a bald fade, and then I'm just going to get my facial hair all waxed off. How about a cul-de-sac at the head and then a coldest sack in your beard? How does that work?

Is this only beard here? No, the other way around. So it's no beard in a circle on your chin, and then you have a cul-de-sac. Like, just basically match the top. You want to both the match. Derek, why don't you do that? I don't have enough facial hair to do that. Sorry, bro.

If you looked up, you'd look like headphones. I don't know. Like, I'm probably about to buzz my, like, I'm so sick of, I'm so sick of management. No, you got to have a dude ponytail from now on. I'm going to get the president with a mortar. What a retort. No, I actually am going to buzz it, I think. I'm just so tired.

I'm going to shave it all. like that guy from the Sopranos. What's his name? Like Furio or whatever? Figuro. No, Furio, I think his name is. What? I don't remember. Sounds like a fake person. Furio, I think. Sopranos?

Furio? Fureo? Is it? Furio. Yeah, yeah. Check him out. Oh, the slick. Yeah, do that. That's you. This guy looks like I want to kill him. That's crazy. He looks like I want to kill him. him is insane.

That is the most insane thing I think I've ever heard you say, actually. Did you bang blonde blazer or Invisibitch? I went with Invisigal. I went Blonde Blazer. The game kind of wants you to not do Blonde Blasiezer. I know. No, I think it does, actually. No, if you play at the end, you're just kind of like,

that's clearly Invisigal is like the... I guess. There's like a cannon, you know? Yeah, like... Leara. Yeah. Leara's hot but boring. It's vanilla, bro.

I don't want that shit. I wish you could bang her mom. That's the only problem. That's how you should have been able to stop her. Like, you know, like, all right, the only way you stop her. A lot of people ask me. You should have met her earlier than that point of the game through some random past. Yeah, what is they?

What is this? Wait, wait, wait, what is this a reference to? Get in those blue guts. What is this a reference to this name? A lot of people ask me. Tokyo Sex Walee. Where do you get your name? I know exactly what this is from.

Oh, is this the fucking, uh, the Comtown? I was about to say Sextown. The Comptown. What was it? Good luck. Good luck, uh, good luck Jonathan. Yeah. Tokyo Sex Wally.

It's been a while. I haven't heard a reference from Comtown for a while, one of the names. Is it, um, is it a reference to Wale like the rapper? No, Tokyo Sex Wally, no, no, that's just a real person. Oh, there's a guy named Tokyo, Sex Wally. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to get a bunch of viruses. He's going to blow the fuck up. Not even from, just from, not even click, just from, not even click,

A is one word. So, sex W-A-L-E. Oh, okay, sorry. Tokyo, Tokyo Sex-W-L-A-L-L-A. He's the real person. What the fuck is this? He just looks like Eric Adams I mean from the side a little bit I guess

From the side he looks kind of yeah Yo what happened to his eye Eric Adams wish wishes What happened to his eye Oh he got fucked to death Yo he's got like He's got like a different He's got like a different seal

He's got like a different eye thing I'm different seal I'm different seal Seele Chris, for real that is the stupidest to get a percent actually. What are you saying?

What do you mean? Shut up. Please that really upset me. You don't like different seal? That is so stupid. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Why are you giving different seals such a hard time?

He's just got the Whitaker thing going on, you know? That should have. He got one heavy eyes. Tokyo sex Whitaker. That's what he should be called. His eye is, one of his eyes weighs more than the other. Guess which.

It's that happy, dude We'll have a guessing contest with Forrest Whitaker. Guess which of Forrest Whitaker's eye weighs the most. Guess Whitaker weighs more. So stupid. Anyway, Elder Scrolls, elves called Red Guards Enwa. Only the gayest will suck guys, blow me a gay by Gabe and Benjamin. Emma Viglin.

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I didn't say that. You agree with it, though. I don't even know if I agree. I don't even know necessarily what it's saying because I'm really, all my brainpower is going through getting through this. It's a void of, yeah. You get, I might have said something. You're avoiding it so hard you teleport. No, the thing is, I'm so.

so hungry. Like I, like, I had a little bit of food before I did this, but like I'm coming off right off of sacred. So like, I'm just like, I need a, I need a real meal. What time is it? Oh, it's 6 p.m. Dang. It's actually 6.6. Success starts with your drive. And American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh or pursuing a lifelong passion. Our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I've been recording since fucking six. Six a. Jesus Christ. 10 a.m. Which is still long, but like, 6 a.m. would be, fuck it. I'd be dead right now. Young Colin meets Art the Clown. Hilarity ensues. That's insane. Queen of Fab Hazard. Yes, it's true. I gave Bubba a great blow job.

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It's mostly bullshit But Bitcoin is legitimate In the same way that like The insane clown posse is like It's not good music But you you should it wouldn't be wise to bet against jugalos.

You know, like, they're going to be, they're always gonna be there. And I was like, yeah, homies, I kind of said it wrong. I see piss.

He was saying like the support for both of them. Like it would be like, there's always going to be support for jugolos, just like there will always be support for Bitcoin, but like,

not every band. If you don't like it, you could fuck off. You're not going to want to jump, you're not going to want to jump on board with every crypto, I guess is what we were saying. But that actually makes sense.

That was such a good He worded it so much better than I did But Heath reminded of a Yu-Gio card Gids The Real Kingston James and he went missing in 2005 Derek is a powerful N-word That's crazy Oh thank you

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I have not delved deep into the discography of Chumbawwamba. I've never even thought about it. Maybe there's some goals. Who knows? How many monthly listeners do you think they have on Spotify? Who's Chumbawwamba? Five billion. $5 billion.

$6 billion and $5 billion. Okay, I'm locking it in. No, here's what I can guarantee. I'm right. I'm not right. It's in between those two for sure. I would guess maybe like, maybe... Success starts with your drive,

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at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23, after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. It's near you.

Nine million? $5 billion. $5 billion. All right. So $9 million, I feel like is way too high. Oh, really?

Yeah, I would say probably let's check it out. 700K monthly listeners. I'm going $800,000. Chumba Wamba? Oh, I got it. $3 million. I told you.

Yeah, so I did. I was too long. I was right. In the millions, which is tub thumping. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me because those big songs are carrying a lot of that. Okay.

They got a song called Nazi, and it's played live. So that's one of their biggest hits. It's a live version of their song, Nazi. And then, yeah, tub thumping. There you go. Bella Chow. Jesus Christ. Oh, Bella Chow, yeah, that's right.

That was like, that song that everybody was surprised was by Tramama. Because it sounds like a real fashion. as long down. Anyway, Chris, start eating before the pod, or I'll give you more backshots than the angel dust. Plotonic cousin. Plotonic cousin is crazy. That is, I almost didn't catch it.

I was actually talking to someone recently about that. Like, people are like, oh, the fact, some people are like, is it weird to, like, that I don't call my half-siblings siblings? And I'm like, I think that's kind of strange, but it also depends if you're raised with them. Because my sister is my sister. She's not my, she's like,

My sister is my half sister technically. Well, so is my, no one says that. No one says that. But I've never called them my half sister ever. Literally no one says it. That's like a freak thing to do. Hello, half sister. What are you talking about?

I've called them my half sister in the context of describing them. But that is like calling a pussy of vagina, right? You fucking, because it's an actually scientifically called a vagina. But I don't even refer to her as much as my sister. But granted, I grew up with her being my sister. I think that's where the correlation happens. If you grew up with them being their sibling, it's different. I think it's literally only in the context of like when you're introducing this is my half sister versus just in any regular context.

You say sister because who just differentiates like that all the fucking time. It's weird. Yeah, I have a different context. Department of, Department of horror. Young Colin getting lured into a van with Mega Man merch. Cardware 5 Cording it up like a bull Holds up the red flag for the bull

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The disgusted look on my face when my daughter brings home a dirty pin-skinned, oil-drinking wireback clanker. Whoa. That's going to be me one day. That's you right now. That's me at the moment. I don't even have a daughter to be disappointed by. That's me yesterday.

The Charlie Kirk's song is so shit that it's kind of growing on me. Yeah, dude. It's good. Charlie Kirk's song supremacy. Pre-Raz Blake Eightening, 8-96. I got Lockjaw doing graveyard checks at the Dix Sucking Factory. All I got was Lockjaw as previously you mentioned.

Officer, I'm not some kind of pervert. I pissed on those kids because I don't respect them. Also, I also got fooled as a kid thinking Kangaroo Jack was a children's movie. Das, Goopy. Dave Rubin being infected by the flood and becoming the Dave mind. Young Colin going forward in time to remove the sponge in, like in the green. mile. That's crazy. What? That's fucking crazy.

Young Colin throwing himself as hard as he can into a brick wall. Nightmare on Wall Street, Freddie. With all his might, with every ounce of power he has. Nightmare on Wall Street, starring Freddy Juger. That's crazy. Oh, man. That's not Zieg. incubating. I know it's, but that's what it says.

RFK Jr. incubating the most mentally unwell grave mind in existence. Cutting Swim, I need some more calm. Beef caved. Look out Heather Harmon. Donny T. is coming for your crown. Rosa Parks at the back of the names list. Call me Donica Lewinsky the way I slob Big Bill B. What is that? is that fucking Tyler the creator? What are you saying? That's Charles the creator. Charles, Charles,

dude, he's his name, his name's Chiler the Creakerk. I'm a fucking not walking paradox. I'm a fucking walking dead person. I got shot in a fucking neck. Relax. Jesus.

Sorry, Ms. Jackson. Listen to Randy Marsh by Dig Bar, I bet. I beg you. New York, Nick, Atheoran needs help lowering his webinar to Hale of 3. Purgier and Hunter is having a child. Congratulations, if that's true. Congrats. And Napram.

And rounding out our list, as always, our steadfast loyalist, the king of haphazard. I'm fucking dead. I got shot on the fucking neck of that past. All right, all right. All right. All right. All right.

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